The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - November 15, 2024


PREVIEW: Epochs #185 | Pompey & Caesar: Part X


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00:00:00.160 Hello and welcome back to Epochs, where I shall be continuing my narrative of the decline and fall of the Roman Republic
00:00:05.540 and specifically the career of Julius Caesar and specifically the portion of his career where he's invading Gaul over many, many years.
00:00:14.480 So let's just continue the story. If you remember last time we left off at the end of the year 56 BC with an indecisive campaign against the Marini.
00:00:22.040 So the next year, 55 BC, this is the year where Caesar has incursions across the Rhine, i.e. into Germany and into Great Britain.
00:00:33.120 I mentioned before I've done a little bit of content before a while ago in the old studio all about Caesar in Britain.
00:00:39.160 Well it wasn't all about that but we talked about it a bit. So we'll go into it in more detail this time and that does cover pretty much the whole of the year 55 BC.
00:00:47.320 So first of all then, just to say, what it looks like Caesar is doing, or what Caesar is doing, is he's conquered Gaul nominally, lots of rebellions have risen up,
00:00:59.140 he's put them down and now he's trying to sort of shore up the edges, trying to make sure he doesn't have any big incursions,
00:01:07.420 firstly from the Germans really, the Britons are a whole different kettle of fish,
00:01:11.240 but just trying to make sure, trying to make his position, the Roman position in Gaul, as safe as possible and it's still far from safe.
00:01:19.900 So first of all, he tells us about a giant massacre of the Eusippetes and the Tenkturi, both German tribes.
00:01:27.740 So once again, this is the year 55 BC and he tells us this, quote,
00:01:30.860 In the following winter, in which the consulship of Pompey and Crassus began, the German tribes of the Eusippetes and the Tenkturi crossed the Rhine in large numbers not far from its mouth.
00:01:42.260 They were forced to migrate because for several years they had been subjected to harassing attacks by the Suebi and prevented from tilling their land.
00:01:50.380 So the Suebi are often called certainly one of the biggest, but definitely one of, if not the most warlike of the German tribes.
00:02:00.460 I often think of the Suebi as one of the inner core or one of, certainly just one of the most important Germanic tribes.
00:02:07.360 So if they're on the move or if they're doing some sort of large scale offensive operations, then it's really something to have to deal with.
00:02:15.740 Caesar goes on here.
00:02:16.480 The Suebi are by far the largest and most war, oh yes.
00:02:20.380 There you go.
00:02:21.960 Caesar says exactly what I just said.
00:02:24.000 The Suebi are by far the largest and most warlike of the German nations.
00:02:27.840 It is said that they have a hundred cantons, each of which provides annually a thousand armed men for service in foreign wars.
00:02:35.280 Those who are left at home have to support the men in the army as well as themselves,
00:02:39.420 and the next year take their turn of service while the others stay at home.
00:02:43.520 Thus both agriculture and military instruction and training continue without interruption.
00:02:49.320 No land, however, is the property of private individuals, and no one is allowed to cultivate the same plot for more than one year.
00:02:57.640 So there's something a little bit communistic there, like diggers, communal land, there's no private property.
00:03:04.920 One other thing I'll say before I continue is that Caesar's account of the Germanic peoples is among the first ever literary count of them.
00:03:14.340 Later, quite a lot later, 150 years later, plus Tacitus writes the Germania, which is another account.
00:03:22.320 So Caesar talking about both Britain and Germany, it's some of the earliest material.
00:03:29.320 And he says they don't really have much private property, or any real private property.
00:03:32.640 He says,
00:03:33.040 That's another thing that always comes up.
00:03:57.400 The Germanic people, particularly the Germanic people across the Rhine, are just big, physically big men, big and tall.
00:04:05.300 And the Italians find that disconcerting, or disquieting.
00:04:10.980 Caesar continues,
00:04:11.560 There's a certain type of person, isn't there, who doesn't mind swimming in very, very cold water.
00:04:29.680 It's not my cup of tea, but some people go out of their way to swim in mountain lakes and rivers and things, don't they?
00:04:36.480 It's very, they say, I'm sure it is, very invigorating, probably quite good for you, but, um, in short doses.
00:04:42.500 But, um, yeah, I'm not a fan of that sort of thing.
00:04:47.540 Anyway, it does make you hardy, though, doesn't it?
00:04:50.440 It's not for the faint-hearted.
00:04:52.440 Caesar goes on,
00:04:53.380 Traders are admitted into their country more because they want to sell their booty than because they stand in any need of imports.
00:04:59.980 I.e., he's saying they're Germany, sort of, fairly resource-poor, they haven't got many things that other people want to buy.
00:05:08.100 Even horses, which the Gauls are inordinately fond of, and purchase at big prices, are not imported by the Germans.
00:05:15.900 They are content with their homebred horses, which, although undersized and ugly, are rendered capable of very hard work by daily exercise.
00:05:23.740 In cavalry battles, they often dismount and fight on foot, training the horses to stand perfectly still so that they can quickly get back to them in case of need.
00:05:34.060 In their eyes, it is the height of effeminacy and shame to use a saddle, and they do not hesitate to engage the largest force of cavalry riding saddled horses, however small their own numbers may be.
00:05:45.620 They absolutely forbid the importation of wine, because they think that it makes them soft and incapable of enduring hard toil.
00:05:53.860 It's not that they don't like booze, but just not specifically Roman wine, Mediterranean wine.
00:06:00.660 They regard it as the proudest glory of a nation to keep the largest possible area around its frontiers uninhabited, like a dead zone,
00:06:08.680 because it shows that many other peoples are inferior to it in military might.
00:06:12.260 It is said, for example, that on one side of the Suebic Territory, the country is uninhabited for a distance of more than 550 miles.
00:06:21.900 End quote.
00:06:22.840 So, yeah, they have this idea of dead zones, that if you've got your tribe, in order to show that you're the master of all the surrounding territory,
00:06:31.980 you completely depopulate it, and the bigger this dead zone is, the more powerful you are.
00:06:38.580 Yeah, so the Suebic one is massive.
00:06:40.140 They didn't really imbibe the maxim of love thy neighbour.
00:06:44.460 The narrative goes on, quote,
00:06:46.060 On the other side, their nearest neighbours are the Ubi, who were once, by German standards, a considerable and populous nation.
00:06:54.180 They are somewhat more civilised than the rest of the Germans, for living on the Rhine close to the frontier of Gaul,
00:06:59.800 where traders visit them regularly, they have adopted Gallic customs.
00:07:03.700 The Suebi, after repeated attempts to oust them from their home by force of arms,
00:07:08.420 found them too numerous and strong to be dispossessed,
00:07:10.820 but compelled them to pay tribute and greatly reduce their pride and power.
00:07:15.940 The Usuppetes and Tenkturi were in the same case.
00:07:19.660 For many years they withstood the Suebi's pressure, but eventually were driven from their country,
00:07:24.820 and after wandering for three years in many parts of Germany,
00:07:28.120 reached the Rhine in the territory of the Menopi,
00:07:30.560 who had lands, farmhouses and villages on both banks of the river.
00:07:34.160 Terrified by the arrival of such a multitude,
00:07:37.360 the Menopi abandoned their dwellings on the German bank
00:07:40.280 and placed outposts on the Gallic bank to prevent the emigrants from crossing.
00:07:44.760 The Germans tried every expedient,
00:07:47.080 but not having boats with which to force a passage
00:07:49.560 and being unable to cross by stealth because of the Menopian pickets,
00:07:54.060 they pretended to return to their home country
00:07:56.040 and marched in that direction for three days.
00:07:58.920 Then they turned back again and recovered the whole distance in a single night.
00:08:03.040 Their cavalry made a surprise attack on the unsuspecting Menopi,
00:08:07.760 who, on being informed by their patrols of their enemy's departure,
00:08:12.480 had fearlessly recrossed the Rhine and returned to their villages.
00:08:15.980 The Germans slaughtered them, seized their boats,
00:08:18.640 crossed the river before the Menopi on the Gallic side knew what was afoot,
00:08:22.380 took possession of all their farmhouses
00:08:24.020 and lived on their provisions for the rest of the winter.
00:08:27.220 These events were reported to Caesar.
00:08:29.640 The unstable character of the Gauls made him anxious,
00:08:32.180 for they are easily induced to form new plans
00:08:35.360 and generally welcome political change,
00:08:37.900 and he thought it better to place no reliance on them.
00:08:40.880 It is a custom of theirs to stop travellers,
00:08:43.260 even against their will,
00:08:44.680 and to question them about what they have heard by chance
00:08:47.120 or by inquiry on this or that subject.
00:08:50.200 And in the towns, a crowd will gather around traders
00:08:53.020 and demand to know what country they have come from
00:08:55.440 and what they have learnt there.
00:08:56.840 Such hearsay reports often induce them to make momentous decisions,
00:09:01.720 which they are bound to repent immediately afterwards,
00:09:04.860 since they credulously swallow unconfirmed rumours,
00:09:08.340 and most of their informants invest such answers as they think will please them.
00:09:12.460 So Caesar's saying the Gauls are a bit credulous, really,
00:09:15.640 almost childlike, a bit too quick,
00:09:18.320 impetuous, low impulse control, and too trusting and naive.
00:09:23.560 You know, a combination of things which aren't very good,
00:09:26.220 make you foolish, really.
00:09:28.080 Caesar continues.
00:09:28.740 Caesar was aware of this habit
00:09:30.820 and, not wishing to find himself faced with a dangerous war,
00:09:35.060 set out to rejoin his army earlier in the season than usual.
00:09:38.760 On his arrival, he found that his suspicions were correct.
00:09:42.040 A number of tribes had sent embassies to the Eusipates and the Tenctuary,
00:09:46.520 inviting them to go further afield than the Rhineland
00:09:49.040 and promising to supply all their requirements.
00:09:52.360 So Caesar's spidey sense was tingling
00:09:54.280 that he thought the Gauls,
00:09:55.880 still unhappy with being conquered by the Romans, of course,
00:09:59.220 might induce the more warlike German tribes of the Rhineland
00:10:02.360 to help them out.
00:10:03.600 And it seems that that's exactly what happened.
00:10:06.260 So Caesar's spidey sense was on the money.
00:10:09.820 He continues his narrative saying,
00:10:11.760 this attractive prospect had induced the Germans
00:10:14.100 to range over a wider area
00:10:15.760 and they had now reached the country of the Eubonis
00:10:19.420 and the Condrusi, departments of the Trevery.
00:10:22.720 Caesar thought it advisable to say nothing to the Gauls
00:10:25.380 about the information he had received,
00:10:27.120 summoning their leaders, therefore,
00:10:29.580 he addressed them in soothing and reassuring terms
00:10:31.920 and told them to furnish cavalry for the campaign
00:10:34.540 which he proposed to conduct against the Germans.
00:10:37.480 After arranging for his corn supplier
00:10:39.800 and making his selection of the cavalry,
00:10:42.220 he marched towards the district
00:10:43.420 when invading Germans was said to be.
00:10:45.960 It was a few days' march away
00:10:47.300 when envoys arrived from them with the following message.
00:10:50.020 We Germans are not taking aggressive action
00:10:52.680 against the Roman people
00:10:53.720 but we are ready to fight if provoked
00:10:55.760 for it is our custom to resist any attacker
00:10:58.240 and ask no quarter.
00:11:00.100 We wish to say, however,
00:11:01.480 that we have come into Gaul not from choice
00:11:03.820 but because we were expelled from our homes.
00:11:06.660 If you Romans desire our friendship,
00:11:08.980 we can be of service to you.
00:11:10.720 Either grant us land to live in
00:11:12.240 or let us keep what we have won by the sword.
00:11:14.300 The only people whose superiority we acknowledge
00:11:16.940 are the Suebi,
00:11:18.120 with whom the gods themselves cannot compete.
00:11:20.800 Caesar might have something to say about that.
00:11:22.720 They go, there is no one else on earth
00:11:24.500 that we cannot conquer.
00:11:26.060 And that's the end of the Germans' message
00:11:27.500 and Caesar's narrative goes on to say,
00:11:29.640 Caesar made what he considered
00:11:31.060 a suitable reply to this oration
00:11:33.060 but the upshot of his remarks
00:11:35.160 was that there could be no friendship
00:11:36.920 between him and the Germans
00:11:38.060 if they remained in Gaul.
00:11:39.660 He said that it was not reasonable
00:11:41.020 for men who had been unable
00:11:42.620 to protect their own territory
00:11:43.920 to expect to occupy other peoples.
00:11:46.700 There was no land available in Gaul
00:11:48.360 which he could justly assign to them,
00:11:50.580 particularly in view of their large numbers.
00:11:52.860 But they might settle if they chose
00:11:54.620 in the country of the Ubi
00:11:55.920 whose ambassadors were then with him
00:11:58.400 complaining of the wrongs done
00:12:00.060 by the Suebi and asking for assistance.
00:12:02.500 He would order the Ubi to admit them.
00:12:04.860 The German envoys said that
00:12:06.100 they would refer Caesar's reply
00:12:07.480 to their countrymen for consideration
00:12:09.460 and return in three days.
00:12:11.760 In the meantime,
00:12:12.380 they asked him not to move his camp any nearer
00:12:14.900 but Caesar refused this request also.
00:12:17.700 He knew that a large detachment
00:12:18.920 of their cavalry
00:12:19.600 had been sent across the Meuse
00:12:21.360 some days before
00:12:22.600 to the country of the Ambiviriti
00:12:24.800 in search of corn and plunder
00:12:26.620 and he thought that they must be
00:12:28.180 expecting these back
00:12:29.260 and that this was their reason
00:12:30.700 for trying to gain time.
00:12:32.880 The Meuse rises,
00:12:34.000 that's the river Meuse,
00:12:35.460 the river Meuse rises
00:12:36.740 in the Vosges Mountains
00:12:38.180 in the country of the Ligonis.
00:12:40.720 It is joined by a tributary from the Rhine
00:12:43.180 called the Waal,
00:12:44.640 making the island of the Batavians
00:12:46.620 and flows into the Rhine
00:12:48.480 some 75 miles from the sea.
00:12:51.280 The Rhine rises in the country
00:12:52.920 of the Lemponti in the Alps
00:12:55.280 and flows swiftly for a long distance
00:12:57.560 through the lands of the Helveti,
00:12:59.660 Sequani,
00:13:00.780 Tribocchi,
00:13:01.700 Namtes,
00:13:02.720 Mediomatricchi
00:13:03.560 and Treveri.
00:13:04.920 As it nears the sea
00:13:05.920 it divides into several channels
00:13:07.860 forming a number of very large islands
00:13:09.900 many of them inhabited
00:13:11.400 by wild barbarian tribes
00:13:13.040 some of whom are supposed to live
00:13:14.760 on the fish and bird eggs
00:13:16.200 and discharges itself
00:13:17.680 by several mouths
00:13:18.900 into the North Sea.
00:13:19.900 When Caesar was not more than 12 miles
00:13:22.400 from the Germans
00:13:23.520 their envoys returned
00:13:25.060 according to agreement
00:13:26.080 and meeting him on the march
00:13:28.260 earnestly begged him
00:13:29.640 to advance no further.
00:13:31.500 On Caesar's refusing to comply
00:13:33.080 they asked him to send word
00:13:34.720 to the cavalry
00:13:35.340 which had gone in advance
00:13:37.000 of the column
00:13:37.560 forbidding them to engage in battle
00:13:39.440 and also requested leave
00:13:41.220 to send an embassy to the Ubi.
00:13:43.300 They said that if the Ubian chiefs
00:13:45.060 and council would swear
00:13:46.320 to keep faith with them
00:13:47.380 they would avail themselves
00:13:48.860 of the offer that Caesar had made
00:13:50.420 and ask for three days
00:13:52.020 to complete the necessary negotiations.
00:13:54.680 Caesar believed that all these suggestions
00:13:56.280 had the same object
00:13:57.460 as their previous manoeuvre
00:13:58.920 to obtain a further three days delay
00:14:01.260 to give time for the return
00:14:02.480 of the German cavalry
00:14:03.360 from their foray.
00:14:04.540 So Caesar suspects
00:14:05.620 they're just playing for time
00:14:06.640 and they have got every intention
00:14:08.480 of meeting him in combat
00:14:09.920 at some point.
00:14:10.780 However, he said that he would
00:14:12.520 restrict his advance that day
00:14:14.060 to four miles
00:14:15.460 the distance that was necessary
00:14:17.100 to get water.
00:14:18.400 On the next day
00:14:19.100 if as many of them as possible
00:14:21.000 would assemble
00:14:21.660 at his halting place
00:14:23.380 he would give their requests
00:14:24.940 a formal hearing.
00:14:26.440 In the meantime
00:14:27.040 he sent orders to the officers
00:14:29.100 who had gone on in front
00:14:31.140 with the whole cavalry force
00:14:32.440 that they were not
00:14:33.460 to attack the enemy
00:14:34.340 and if attacked themselves
00:14:35.980 were to remain on the defensive
00:14:37.760 until he approached
00:14:38.920 with the main army.
00:14:39.780 So Caesar trying
00:14:41.240 to accommodate them
00:14:43.000 you know
00:14:43.920 it's not just
00:14:44.780 it's not just a complete brick wall
00:14:47.080 like dealing with
00:14:48.380 Attila the Hun
00:14:49.500 or Genghis Khan
00:14:50.260 it's not that
00:14:51.220 right
00:14:51.760 but he also sees as
00:14:53.900 he's not a fool
00:14:55.340 is he
00:14:55.680 it's the opposite
00:14:56.180 he knows what's going on
00:14:57.380 almost certainly
00:14:58.040 and he's just not going
00:14:59.800 to leave himself
00:15:00.620 open to any sort of
00:15:02.240 sneak attack
00:15:02.840 or anything like that
00:15:03.700 but still
00:15:04.580 he's not hell bent
00:15:05.820 on at this point
00:15:06.940 on massacring them all
00:15:08.240 or anything
00:15:08.640 so you know
00:15:09.800 it does sound like
00:15:10.780 he's trying to
00:15:11.720 you know
00:15:12.360 trying to give them
00:15:13.280 some sort of degree
00:15:14.880 of benefit of the doubt
00:15:16.100 but they're really
00:15:17.740 not to be trusted.
00:15:19.340 He goes on here
00:15:19.980 quote
00:15:20.320 but when the enemy
00:15:21.200 caught sight of our cavalry
00:15:22.340 5,000 strong
00:15:23.920 although they themselves
00:15:25.320 had not 800 horse
00:15:26.960 those who had crossed the mews
00:15:28.500 to get corn
00:15:29.120 having not yet returned
00:15:30.200 they immediately charged
00:15:31.740 our men
00:15:32.620 who thought themselves
00:15:33.620 safe from attack
00:15:34.400 because the enemy's envoys
00:15:35.660 had only just left Caesar
00:15:36.920 and had asked for a truce
00:15:38.640 for that day
00:15:39.280 were at first
00:15:40.240 thrown into disorder
00:15:41.220 when they rallied
00:15:42.700 the German horsemen
00:15:43.820 following their usual practice
00:15:45.180 jumped down
00:15:46.240 unhorced a number
00:15:47.360 of our men
00:15:48.100 by stabbing their horses
00:15:49.140 in the belly
00:15:49.740 put the rest of them
00:15:51.380 to flight
00:15:51.840 and kept them on the run
00:15:53.160 in such a panic
00:15:53.980 that they did not stop
00:15:55.100 until they came in sight
00:15:56.100 of the marching column
00:15:57.020 of infantry
00:15:57.600 in this engagement
00:15:59.060 74 of our cavalrymen
00:16:00.980 were killed
00:16:01.500 including Piso
00:16:02.840 a gallant Aquitanian
00:16:04.540 of a very good family
00:16:05.640 whose grandfather
00:16:06.840 had been king
00:16:07.800 of his tribe
00:16:08.460 and had been granted
00:16:09.600 the title of friend
00:16:10.620 by the Roman senate
00:16:11.560 so not
00:16:12.920 one of the Roman Piso's
00:16:14.740 I take it
00:16:15.440 just somebody else
00:16:16.600 who happens to also
00:16:17.400 be called Piso
00:16:18.120 he went to the assistance
00:16:19.440 of his brother
00:16:20.100 who was cut off
00:16:21.160 by some of the Germans
00:16:22.020 and succeeded
00:16:23.020 in rescuing him
00:16:23.960 but his own horse
00:16:25.120 was wounded
00:16:25.600 and threw him
00:16:26.480 as long as he could
00:16:27.660 he resisted
00:16:28.560 with the utmost bravery
00:16:29.720 but eventually
00:16:30.640 was surrounded
00:16:31.300 and fell covered
00:16:32.520 with wounds
00:16:33.220 when his brother
00:16:34.420 who by this time
00:16:35.560 had got well away
00:16:36.440 from the fight
00:16:37.140 saw what had happened
00:16:38.360 he galloped
00:16:39.300 straight up to the enemy
00:16:40.280 and let them kill him too
00:16:41.900 after this treacherous
00:16:43.480 and unprovoked attack
00:16:44.360 by an enemy
00:16:44.940 who had asked for peace
00:16:46.160 Caesar dismissed
00:16:47.340 all further thought
00:16:48.260 of giving audience
00:16:49.120 to their envoys
00:16:49.940 or attempting
00:16:50.860 any overtures
00:16:51.940 at the same time
00:16:53.380 he thought it would be
00:16:54.140 sheer madness
00:16:54.780 to wait till they
00:16:55.960 were reinforced
00:16:56.580 by the return
00:16:57.340 of their cavalry
00:16:58.060 the Gauls
00:16:58.900 were so scatterbrained
00:17:00.120 that even this
00:17:01.120 single German success
00:17:02.340 had no doubt
00:17:03.180 made a great impression
00:17:04.120 upon them
00:17:04.640 and they must not
00:17:05.600 be given time
00:17:06.300 to concert plans
00:17:07.420 he told his generals
00:17:08.800 and Quiestor
00:17:09.720 of his decision
00:17:10.680 and not wanting
00:17:11.660 to lose a single day
00:17:12.800 in bringing the enemy
00:17:13.620 to battle
00:17:14.200 marched forward
00:17:15.200 the next morning
00:17:16.420 he had a great stroke
00:17:17.640 of luck
00:17:18.020 still pursuing
00:17:18.960 their policy
00:17:19.620 of treachery
00:17:20.280 and deceit
00:17:20.860 a large deputation
00:17:22.080 of Germans
00:17:22.700 comprising all their
00:17:23.960 leaders and elder men
00:17:25.120 of note
00:17:25.520 came to visit him
00:17:26.800 in his camp
00:17:27.520 their ostensible object
00:17:29.140 was to apologise
00:17:30.020 for attacking
00:17:30.780 the day before
00:17:31.860 in contravention
00:17:33.000 of the agreement
00:17:34.120 they had themselves
00:17:35.000 asked for
00:17:35.640 but they also hoped
00:17:37.040 to hoodwink Caesar
00:17:38.160 into granting
00:17:38.900 an extension of the truce
00:17:40.260 Caesar was delighted
00:17:41.640 that they had put
00:17:42.360 themselves in his power
00:17:43.460 and ordered them
00:17:44.440 to be detained
00:17:45.200 while he himself
00:17:46.340 marched his whole army
00:17:47.460 out of camp
00:17:48.180 with the cavalry
00:17:49.160 bringing up the rear
00:17:50.200 because he thought
00:17:51.080 it had been demoralised
00:17:52.500 by its recent defeat
00:17:53.580 end quote
00:17:54.340 so once again
00:17:55.240 Caesar
00:17:55.680 you're not really
00:17:57.420 going to fool
00:17:58.100 Caesar
00:17:58.680 not very often
00:17:59.920 and certainly
00:18:00.640 not for very long
00:18:01.540 he's savvy
00:18:02.480 his political
00:18:03.700 and particularly
00:18:04.420 his tactical sense
00:18:05.760 is razor sharp
00:18:06.760 I suspect
00:18:07.440 these German
00:18:08.060 leaders thought
00:18:09.260 they were
00:18:09.780 hoodwinking Caesar
00:18:10.880 in some way
00:18:11.920 you can only imagine
00:18:12.860 they would have thought
00:18:13.540 they would have
00:18:14.480 calculated
00:18:14.960 that the absolute
00:18:15.940 worst thing
00:18:16.660 that could happen
00:18:17.360 which they didn't
00:18:18.380 expect would happen
00:18:19.100 but the worst thing
00:18:19.720 that could possibly
00:18:20.340 happen
00:18:20.680 is that they would
00:18:21.720 be detained
00:18:22.200 and Caesar would
00:18:22.900 keep marching
00:18:23.740 straight forward
00:18:24.700 and that's exactly
00:18:25.640 what he does
00:18:26.380 it's a classic thing
00:18:27.860 in war isn't it
00:18:28.460 just do the thing
00:18:29.260 that is going to be
00:18:30.380 the worst thing
00:18:31.740 for your enemy
00:18:32.320 whatever is the worst
00:18:33.600 thing
00:18:33.940 no matter how much
00:18:34.620 it costs you
00:18:35.380 if you do that
00:18:36.980 throw them into
00:18:37.960 disarray
00:18:38.880 that's how Caesar rolls
00:18:40.320 he continues the story
00:18:41.780 here
00:18:42.060 with the soldiers
00:18:43.680 formed in three
00:18:44.660 parallel columns
00:18:45.560 ready for wheeling
00:18:46.880 into line of battle
00:18:47.800 he made a rapid
00:18:48.920 march of eight miles
00:18:50.180 and reached the
00:18:50.800 enemy's camp
00:18:51.380 before they realised
00:18:52.200 his intention
00:18:52.880 the speed of his
00:18:54.180 advance
00:18:54.620 and the absence
00:18:55.580 of their leaders
00:18:56.400 combined to throw
00:18:57.420 them into a sudden
00:18:58.120 panic
00:18:58.520 they had no time
00:18:59.940 to think what to do
00:19:00.760 or to arm themselves
00:19:01.700 and were too
00:19:02.580 distracted
00:19:03.080 to decide
00:19:04.140 whether it was
00:19:04.660 best to march
00:19:05.280 out against Caesar
00:19:06.200 to stay and defend
00:19:07.580 the camp
00:19:08.040 or to flee
00:19:08.800 for their lives
00:19:09.520 the Roman soldiers
00:19:10.780 could tell
00:19:11.600 that they were afraid
00:19:12.420 by their cries
00:19:13.180 and hurried movements
00:19:14.220 and spurred on
00:19:15.420 by the recollection
00:19:16.160 of the previous
00:19:16.720 day's treachery
00:19:17.640 burst into the camp
00:19:18.920 those of the Germans
00:19:20.220 who were quick enough
00:19:21.420 in seizing their weapons
00:19:22.680 resisted for a time
00:19:23.820 fighting under cover
00:19:25.240 of their wagons
00:19:26.060 and baggage
00:19:27.060 but there was also
00:19:28.520 a great crowd
00:19:29.240 of women and children
00:19:30.080 in the camp
00:19:30.700 for they had brought
00:19:31.820 all their families
00:19:32.600 with them
00:19:33.140 when they left home
00:19:34.180 and crossed the Rhine
00:19:34.960 these began to flee
00:19:36.280 in all directions
00:19:37.080 and were hunted down
00:19:38.440 by the cavalry
00:19:39.020 with Caesar
00:19:39.660 sent out for that purpose
00:19:41.100 a bit harsh
00:19:42.280 isn't it
00:19:42.600 a bit harrowing
00:19:44.140 you know
00:19:45.300 it's things like that
00:19:45.940 where some people
00:19:46.900 that criticize Caesar
00:19:47.900 they have got things
00:19:49.120 like that to point to
00:19:50.240 but there you go
00:19:51.160 it was the ancient world
00:19:51.900 they had a completely
00:19:52.740 different set of rules
00:19:54.320 and morality
00:19:55.360 and ethic
00:19:56.440 than we do
00:19:57.600 the story goes on
00:19:58.940 hearing cries
00:19:59.980 behind them
00:20:00.600 and seeing that
00:20:01.380 their people
00:20:01.860 were being massacred
00:20:02.740 the Germans
00:20:03.480 threw down their arms
00:20:04.580 deserted their standards
00:20:06.060 and rushed out
00:20:07.040 of the camp
00:20:07.560 when they reached
00:20:08.840 the confluence
00:20:09.420 of the Moselle
00:20:10.300 and the Rhine
00:20:11.160 Moselle
00:20:12.420 another river
00:20:12.980 they realized
00:20:14.280 that they could
00:20:15.060 flee no further
00:20:16.000 a large number
00:20:17.100 were killed
00:20:17.600 and the rest
00:20:18.420 plunged into the water
00:20:19.440 and perished
00:20:20.120 overcome by the force
00:20:21.960 of the current
00:20:22.840 in their terror-stricken
00:20:24.020 and exhausted state
00:20:25.100 the Romans
00:20:26.120 returned to camp
00:20:26.960 without a single
00:20:27.720 fatal casualty
00:20:28.840 I wonder if that's
00:20:30.280 quite true
00:20:31.240 and with only
00:20:32.280 a few wounded
00:20:32.980 although a grim struggle
00:20:34.440 had been anticipated
00:20:35.480 against an enemy
00:20:36.660 430,000 strong
00:20:38.780 Caesar gave the prisoners
00:20:40.180 detained in camp
00:20:41.560 leave to depart
00:20:42.440 but they were afraid
00:20:43.840 of being killed
00:20:44.480 or tortured by the Gauls
00:20:45.700 whose lands
00:20:46.440 they had ravaged
00:20:47.220 they said they wished
00:20:48.280 to remain with him
00:20:49.180 they were allowed
00:20:50.140 to retain their liberty
00:20:51.240 end quote
00:20:52.100 so that is almost
00:20:53.500 a scarcely believable
00:20:54.640 story
00:20:55.220 430,000
00:20:58.100 usipates
00:20:59.120 and tectory
00:20:59.920 seen off
00:21:01.240 not massacred
00:21:02.980 to a man
00:21:03.580 but largely massacred
00:21:05.220 and the rest
00:21:05.680 completely defeated
00:21:06.520 with zero fatalities
00:21:08.920 for the Romans
00:21:09.760 could have happened
00:21:11.560 just you know
00:21:12.800 seems a bit unlikely
00:21:14.560 if anywhere
00:21:15.540 Caesar might have
00:21:16.420 exaggerated
00:21:17.100 a very small
00:21:18.660 number of casualties
00:21:19.440 it might be there
00:21:20.320 but still
00:21:21.420 when you catch
00:21:22.540 your enemy
00:21:22.920 completely in disarray
00:21:24.480 and they just flee
00:21:25.500 they're doing nothing
00:21:26.460 but fleeing
00:21:27.100 it might be possible
00:21:28.500 even if there is
00:21:29.600 some exaggeration there
00:21:30.740 either way
00:21:31.520 it's just one more
00:21:32.380 tick in the column
00:21:33.160 of Caesar
00:21:33.740 doing away
00:21:35.240 with giant enemies
00:21:36.400 really quickly
00:21:38.200 and really easily
00:21:39.000 just one more
00:21:40.860 example of it
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