The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - July 27, 2025


PREVIEW: Epochs #221 | The Siege of Malta with David English


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27 minutes

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164.43321

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4,491

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5

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

26


Summary

In this episode of Epochs I am joined by David English to talk about the siege of Malta, or the Great Siege of Malta 1565, and how the Knights of St John and the Knights Hospitaller held out against the Ottomans.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to this episode of Epochs where I am joined by one Mr. David English how are you
00:00:18.900 sir? I'm very good thank you how are you? Oh fine yeah thanks for coming in and today we're going
00:00:23.240 to talk about the siege of Malta or the great siege of Malta 1565. So cool great the headline
00:00:29.980 is then Christians versus Muslims yeah that's sort of the thing isn't it so the
00:00:35.620 Knights Hospitaller yes largely but not not entirely versus Ottoman Turks
00:00:41.740 Janissaries Ottoman pirates wasn't just any Ottoman Turks the president it was
00:00:47.980 the newly conquering of in Constantinople Ottoman Turks who everybody in
00:00:54.280 Europe thought were basically unstoppable all right they were at a high water
00:00:58.720 Baltimore yeah you could say at that point and what we're talking about is
00:01:02.800 essentially the equivalent of Tenerife beating the American military it's
00:01:08.200 basically what it is so it was a huge symbolic victory because nobody thought
00:01:12.940 Constantinople was the the everlasting city nobody thought its walls could be
00:01:17.380 breached right until they turned up Suleiman turned up with these ginormous
00:01:21.820 cannons and just pounded them till they broke and after that it was like it sent
00:01:27.000 Europe into a bit of a panic and the Ottomans had been trying to kind of
00:01:31.620 stranglehold all the way through the Med and you know to paraphrase where this is
00:01:37.140 like to set this up where it's coming from in the year or so previously and
00:01:42.960 although Rhodes eventually fell they Villiers did hand the Ottomans their
00:01:49.080 backside at Rhodes with like ridiculous I think was something like 60,000 men and 200
00:01:54.720 ships and they basically sent them home packing from Rhodes so it they'd been
00:02:00.060 dense but eventually just the sheer force and scale that the Ottomans could supply
00:02:04.920 was kind of devouring everything before them and Europe what makes it even more
00:02:10.800 impressive is that because of the Protestantism so Protestantism led to like a
00:02:14.460 nationalism within Europe where they began to draw away from the collective
00:02:17.940 cause of the Holy Roman Empire began to focus on national issues so there was only a
00:02:22.200 handful of nations involved you know the Germans weren't there the English weren't
00:02:26.540 there because we chose to focus on issues close to home so there was only really a
00:02:32.160 handful of nations who could supply men and as a result it was tiny it was a tiny
00:02:38.760 amount at Malta in 1565 right yeah a couple things to say there and just one sorry but just a quick
00:02:46.620 correction it was that it was Suleiman the Magnificent what we're talking about isn't
00:02:50.960 it yeah but when Constantinople fell out was that was Mehmed the second but
00:02:55.440 nonetheless nonetheless just a little with history fans if you say and I don't blame them if you say
00:03:01.800 anything that's factually wrong they'll tip their fedora I don't blame them
00:03:06.000 whatsoever so because Constantinople fell in 1453 and we're now like a good
00:03:13.380 well a hundred years more hundred plus years later and yeah you could say some
00:03:20.220 people have said that at this point in the mid second half of the 16th century is
00:03:26.380 kind of one of the higher one of the high watermarks you could certainly say for the
00:03:30.360 Ottoman Turk and so if you look at a map and I'll put maps up in post as I always do
00:03:35.280 you can see where they've got Turkey obviously modern Turkey big chunks or most of
00:03:42.180 the the Balkans and Greece the whole of the Fertile Crescent the Levant Egypt
00:03:48.180 North Africa the whole lot when you see there those islands in the Eastern Med so
00:03:53.340 like Rhodes Cyprus Malta they're gonna really want those if they're gonna push
00:04:00.300 on take Sicily Italy and who knows what after that and so that Suleiman the
00:04:06.360 Magnificent when he's younger man in like what the 1520s he takes Rhodes right and
00:04:12.360 so at that point in 1520s Rhodes is the base of the Knights of St John or the
00:04:19.300 Knights Hospitaller and they go back centuries before that though don't they
00:04:23.360 yeah yeah so I mean this all kind of ties into the Shafalric Crusades what emerged and everything
00:04:30.360 that emerged out of there with the Templars orders of St John and yeah they held out at
00:04:37.360 Rhodes quite remarkably under odds but eventually succumbed just to the mass horde which is really
00:04:44.360 the only way you can describe it it was like horde it was like a smaller version of Genghis Khan
00:04:50.360 you know they just devoured everything that was in front of them what was it what one of
00:04:55.360 one of them quoted in the battle it's either you either fight for destruction like the Muslims or
00:05:02.360 you fight for glory and it was they just destroyed everything that was in front of them so it was
00:05:08.360 quite it was impressive that actually number one that Rhodes held out for as long as it did but
00:05:13.360 then a lot of the veterans that left Rhodes were present in Malta which I think is the reason why
00:05:19.360 Malta held. So you've got so we've got the order of St John on the Knights Hospitaller set up in
00:05:26.360 what would it be the 12th century I suppose but anyway hundreds of years before this
00:05:32.360 and they'd been booted out of the Holy Land or Jerusalem they were originally an order from
00:05:38.360 Jerusalem right they were booted out in the age of well the third crusade in the age of
00:05:43.360 Saladin and moved to Rhodes and were there for a few centuries and then as we say they were beaten
00:05:54.360 eventually put up a great defense a great fight on Rhodes but were eventually swept out of Rhodes but
00:06:01.360 not killed to a man right so their remnant was allowed to go to Malta now I've never been to Malta have you ever been?
00:06:10.360 no I haven't no I'd love to go I'd love to go it's very very southern isn't it it's one of the most southern
00:06:16.360 islands again you'll see on a map and it's very small very small little island
00:06:21.360 it's heavily fortified a rock in the sea isn't it much more than a rock in the sea and at that point it belonged to
00:06:27.360 what the king of Spain um so Philip the Philip II and he says you can you can have Malta I'll let you
00:06:36.360 I'll let you guys what's left of you uh have your headquarters on Malta but I've heard some people say
00:06:42.360 what do you think about this that it's a bit of a a poison chalice it's not necessarily like a supremely
00:06:50.360 kind gift because Malta was I've heard it described as like a barren defenceless rock
00:06:56.360 and you're right in the middle even though there's the sea the Mediterranean sea you're right in the middle of
00:07:01.360 Ottoman controlled a sphere of influence you're right in the heart of it is it well it's a bit of a poison chalice right
00:07:10.360 yeah so I mean the way to think of things like the um hospitalers is that they're essentially imagine
00:07:16.360 the SAS gets broken away from the British Army but becomes still retains the SAS with all of its
00:07:24.360 functionality and training um highest trained special forces in the world but they suddenly are
00:07:30.360 granted the ability to serve no nation so I I believe that the Pope granted them um sovereignty only to
00:07:37.360 the Pope and that they they owed nothing to any king or any nation right so they could effectively act
00:07:43.360 with impunity now they were pretty decent they were fairly moral um but you are talking about a crack
00:07:49.360 squad of probably the highest trained knights in Europe at the time so as a you know yes if you want
00:07:57.360 anybody there to defend that rock you want them there but you'd rather they were there than in your
00:08:01.360 country right because they're going to be keeping an eye on you as well yeah because um they they fight
00:08:07.360 for Christ and for Christ alone so yeah it was um a poisoned chalice really but if anybody was going
00:08:15.360 to walk out of that um it was them and it is I think it is fair to say it's just a remnant at that point
00:08:23.360 what are we talking six seven eight hundred knights 700 I believe is the agreed upon count
00:08:31.360 so one thing to face 700 knights would be a terrifying experience but on the other end of the scale
00:08:37.360 it's not much if someone turns up with 50 000 men it's it's not and I think people have to have like a
00:08:43.360 an understanding of how highly trained they were so you have that issue with Richard had a thousand heavy
00:08:49.360 armed knights took on 10 000 of Saladin's men and routed them this is how good and uh highly trained
00:08:57.360 they were but still that was a that was a tent one what we had uh in terms of knights actual knights
00:09:03.360 not peasants and farmers and hands actual knights against trained soldiers the odds at Malta were just
00:09:09.360 it was insane there was no way they should have walked out of it right right yeah you would think it would
00:09:14.360 be like an Alamo last stand yeah every man's gonna die like Stalingrad it's this is just this is a
00:09:20.360 grave site nothing more the best you can do is make a good showing of it you can't win well as hopefully
00:09:28.360 we should describe the story well enough where people will we'll see what happens um okay so this
00:09:34.360 remnant of the Hospitallers are now on Malta and um in fact I think Philip II asked for one Maltese
00:09:42.360 Falcon a year as payment for it so it's a bit like you know I think sometimes when a corporation fails and
00:09:48.360 they sell the whole corporation for one dollar you know when you see that happen sometimes it's a bit like that
00:09:54.360 so okay you mentioned uh Villiers it's it's Jean Villiers isn't it Jean de Villiers yeah Jean de Villiers
00:10:00.360 yeah Jean de Villiers de Villiette de Valette
00:10:04.360 so Jean de Valette the French just get close yeah so he's there he's their leader the Grand Master
00:10:10.360 yes and he's he had an interesting life though didn't he because as a younger man he had had all
00:10:16.360 sorts of adventures before this happened yes he had been he'd been captured he'd been um
00:10:22.360 he'd been used as a galley slave by the Ottoman yeah so he he'd obviously he fought against the
00:10:28.360 Ottomans a lot but he's also been enslaved and it's it was written that it basically just reinforced his
00:10:34.360 christine zeal which is essentially one of the things that got them through I mean this guy was 70
00:10:42.360 when this happened he was 70 years old yeah right and he was still there day in day out on the rampart
00:10:50.360 so this is building up building up they know the Ottomans are coming they have short work to make long
00:10:56.360 work of the defenses or short time to make long work of what they did have because it was it wasn't adequately
00:11:02.360 prepared yeah so the island was very um easy to attack it and they they had to use a lot of things that
00:11:14.360 they learned in and this is where um is it Valetta he ended up calling the city Valetta didn't he this is where
00:11:22.360 Valetta used his knowledge together with the chief and Janius from the experience of fighting the
00:11:28.360 Ottomans to try and fortify the city further with tunnels etc to kind and this is what was going on in
00:11:34.360 the build-up they were trying to fortify the city because they knew it was coming it must it must have been
00:11:38.360 like waiting for impending doom yeah like the I think of the uh the marine garrison on Wake Island
00:11:46.360 knowing the Japanese Imperial Navy's coming yeah you know you're gonna die yeah like every single one of
00:11:52.360 you could die or at the Alamo everyone's gonna die here basically and and I think this is how the
00:11:59.360 Ottomans had succeeded as much as they did was because every single person in that squad in those ranks were
00:12:08.360 prepared to die for their cause every single one was ready to die for that cause and we only had that really
00:12:15.360 in these specialist night formations so it was yeah it was a tough call and they knew that it was
00:12:25.360 you either stand your ground or you die and they they were prepared every day to die
00:12:29.360 if Suleiman the magnificent society wants to really push this uh there's there's nothing you can do about it
00:12:39.360 you can do about it well well uh no spoilers just yet but maybe people already getting the impression if
00:12:47.360 they don't know how it ends that it's uh it's a glorious stand um so it's interesting then you say
00:12:53.360 that um they knew it was coming so um where uh valet where jean de valet was sort of the grand master he
00:13:05.360 actually had as i understand it um what today we would call a spy network and he had known a few months
00:13:15.360 months in advance that suleiman is going to make a big effort i mean a big effort to take malta so like a
00:13:25.360 massive ottoman navy tens of thousands of guys more than one of his senior commanders gonna call in some
00:13:33.360 of the uh some of the muslim pirates from the mediterranean just a big a big effort to storm and take
00:13:41.360 more to once and for all because where he pushed them out of roads as a young man
00:13:47.760 you can only imagine or we know that in suleiman's mind one of the things he wanted to do was to
00:13:55.120 entirely annihilate the hospitalers for good forever and that history will chalk that up to him as being
00:14:02.560 responsible for it so so there's not really a giant secret or rather the hospitalers intelligence
00:14:11.360 network got wind that this was coming and so they've got a bit of time like not that long a few
00:14:16.880 months grace to do what they can to fortify the island and so that's what they do right yeah and
00:14:25.440 in a few months i mean you might think it's a long time but you're talking about an age where there
00:14:28.800 wasn't really um the technology that we have now there's only a few thousand men to build a castle or a
00:14:36.160 fault from scratch it's yeah you need more than three months internal networks under the ground
00:14:41.120 yeah like this is this was like from the very beginning it was all like an absolute triumph of
00:14:46.400 human spirit because they must have broke themselves to get this ready and then they had to fight
00:14:52.800 you know it wasn't like they could just prepare for three months and train take it easy and
00:14:56.560 get ready they were literally grafting day and night and then they had to fight
00:15:00.640 so quick word then on the numbers like most things that are sort of pre-modern there's the
00:15:08.400 there'll be a little bit of discrepancy between accounts exactly who how how many there are but
00:15:12.960 so on the christian side six seven hundred odd hospital and nights so you know crack troops
00:15:20.320 something like modern day special forces something like that or divinely inspired special forces
00:15:25.520 uh but then they also had a few thousand basically civil multi civilians those numbers vary right
00:15:35.120 sometimes i've seen five six thousand sometimes i've seen a bit more nine thousand i've seen between
00:15:39.840 three and four right nobody's exactly 100 but that's the sort of ballpark of numbers we're dealing
00:15:46.080 with okay and suleman sends what 40 50 60 000 it's between 40 and 60 again depending on who's writing
00:15:54.960 the accounts doesn't it so so they're massively outnumbered all right but but put it into
00:15:59.440 perspective for people we've only got 75 000 you know ready troops yeah in our in our military so
00:16:06.640 you're talking something that's almost the size of the entire british army um all at once turning
00:16:12.080 up that's how big that army was and 180 ships give or take so this is huge sumram wasn't mucking about
00:16:19.360 he he put you know he really he really tried it wasn't a half measure it was no half measure yeah
00:16:26.480 because there was no feeling in in his mind or in the mind of his generals there was no feeling
00:16:30.800 it was only success so in his mind he's not going into this thinking it's not going to succeed
00:16:35.760 he's going into this thinking well i am the magnificent i will send everything that i have
00:16:40.880 um to squish these and this should be enough to completely destroy them with fun and glee
00:16:47.840 um and they got a short sharp shot really so one of the things uh the hospitalers do
00:16:55.520 is uh a bit build some faults sort of amazingly quickly or in some instances uh refurbish
00:17:03.600 or or add to existing defensive positions um so there's there's folks and angela for saint
00:17:11.360 angelo for saint michael and uh for uh saint elmer as well as other other positions as well and once
00:17:18.400 again i'll put a map up so people can see where the waterways where the harbors natural harbors
00:17:23.760 natural spits of land and all this sort of thing but he also ordered uh on malta that a lot of a little
00:17:31.840 bit of a scorched earth policy right so that when the ottomans do turn up there won't just be fields
00:17:38.960 of food and like the wells will be poisoned or a rotting carcass will have put down will have been
00:17:46.960 put down that well weeks or months ago so so it's like a sort of total war from the hospital point of
00:17:54.640 view it's all or nothing on this thing again no half measures both sides no quarter given or expected
00:18:02.480 well it's like was it the thing with cortez when he destroyed the ships all right it's the same
00:18:07.200 mentality it's like you either do or die basically and that's where they were you've got to have your
00:18:11.600 back against the wall that time there's got to be no escape for you to actually come out of that
00:18:16.160 the other end yeah have a chance often things like that are done um yeah cortez is burning his own ships so
00:18:24.880 his men can't won't dream of running away or escaping there is no escape quite often there's
00:18:31.920 uh i think uh maybe was it was it warwick the kingmaker in the wars of the roses killed his own horse
00:18:37.360 when he turned up to the battle to show his men look i'm going nowhere um i think yeah i think uh
00:18:43.840 that's been done a fair few times in various different ways which is it's fine and again put it into the
00:18:48.800 context is fine if you're a soldier but they were relying on ordinary men women and children as well
00:18:54.960 so it must have been terrifying for them it was a case of everyone cast their lot in together
00:18:59.360 knew that this was the last ditch because the ottomans wouldn't have spared them either way no
00:19:03.600 so they had to be this was it and everybody you know imagine being a nine-year-old boy
00:19:09.760 and this is coming to you and you've got a little sister and your mom and you're like
00:19:13.440 right okay yeah yeah terrifying yeah the absolute best you could dream to hope for
00:19:21.040 is to be sold into slavery at the end of it yeah you probably won't get that you'll probably be killed
00:19:26.320 yes yeah so it was it was like an absolutely terrifying thing and again the myth around the
00:19:32.160 ottomans since constantium was built up that it was this devouring unstoppable machine
00:19:37.280 hmm so yeah i i can only imagine a few instances in history where the odds were stacked so greatly
00:19:44.320 against thermopoly is one you know yeah yeah they're outnumbered i mean it's sort of fairly easily
00:19:55.680 10 to 1 i think a lot of i've seen a lot of people say it's 10 to 1 you know some will say it's not
00:20:01.840 that bad some will say it's worse than that it's not shy off is it yeah um so on the ottomans
00:20:07.200 side they've got a few different uh commanders in the field right um they've got mustafa pasha
00:20:16.160 uh hassan pasha um who are sort of um some of suleiman's top men but he does also bring in that that
00:20:28.080 draggot the figure of draggot right he's a pirate essentially well there's another another way of
00:20:35.520 describing him than simply a pirate who had been all around the mediterranean up and down the italian
00:20:40.480 coast raiding and um he was if anything right even more vicious and cutthroat and uh ruthless than
00:20:51.120 uh than an average ottoman commander he really will yeah he really is like a butcher type
00:20:58.160 um so he's there as well which is saying something because the ottomans were brutal and ruthless full
00:21:05.440 stop like they were horrible horrible so if you've got someone who's kind of out brutalizing
00:21:13.040 the brutus then yeah it's pretty bad isn't it so between them between the two big pashas and
00:21:20.720 draggot they all three of these guys think that they're really the preeminent or should be the
00:21:27.600 sort of preeminent top dogs figure top geez yeah for on the on the ottomans side so that's not ideal
00:21:36.400 from for them right but can you imagine the sense of confidence that they must have had though
00:21:42.640 and also the sense of like we we want to stick it to them because you didn't only have the historical
00:21:47.520 roads which really damaged them when they when they did get their ass handed to them the first
00:21:52.560 time it rolls oh yeah that really hurt the ottoman pride but then you've also got the fact that the
00:21:58.480 um hospitalers were literally were also committing acts of piracy against the ottomans and they just
00:22:05.120 couldn't get them they couldn't stop them so there was like a crow in their throat really they wanted
00:22:10.240 to destroy the hospitalers like completely it wasn't this wasn't just an ordinary military conquest
00:22:17.200 this was personal it's very very personal i get that feeling yeah uh from suleiman himself
00:22:24.480 i do really get that feeling that he
00:22:28.640 yeah he it's stuck in his throat that he hadn't wiped them out the first time on roads and that it
00:22:35.200 was his job he would be extremely proud if he could have wiped them out entirely he would have been very
00:22:41.440 proud of that and from just a grand strategic point of view he doesn't he wants he wants malta right he
00:22:48.720 doesn't want this thing sort of behind him so to speak behind his lines sticking out as you know like
00:22:55.440 this this sore thumb of of christian an outpost of christian indomitable knights deep within his territory
00:23:04.960 he just doesn't yeah have that that's the other backdrop is is the idea the spiritual ideological
00:23:09.920 battle that was going on christianity was a thorn in their side and they'd essentially
00:23:16.640 wiped out two-thirds of christian lands already i think people don't realize that the middle east
00:23:20.880 was christian it was almost entirely christian of course um and they completely wiped it out so
00:23:25.760 they were just on this march of uh we have been sent by uh allah to kind of to kill the infidels um
00:23:34.400 and here there was this continuous thing that was proving resistance to stopping them getting that
00:23:41.200 dominance over christian europe which was all that was left yeah no absolutely i mean when you look at
00:23:48.320 sort of the chronology if you in the pre-mohammed centuries that's the all of it is the eastern
00:23:55.840 roman empire all the way up to the tigris and euphrates sometimes that border ebbs and flows but
00:24:03.120 nonetheless so all of that is roman and therefore christian certainly after the age of constantine
00:24:10.880 anyway all constantine's successors so yeah the the muslim conquests is just taking giant chunks out
00:24:20.400 of the christian world and of course after constantinople falls in 1453 um a lot of christendom even sort of
00:24:31.120 western full western europe not just the pope but like places like britain or france or spain
00:24:37.360 they it's an understatement but they sort of kick themselves that they didn't do more
00:24:44.080 to prevent that from happening as you said right near the beginning some people thought
00:24:48.000 the walls of theodosius will hold up forever against anything that you just can't take the city
00:24:53.920 of constantinople well obviously that it eventually proved to be wrong um but so when malta or when roads
00:25:01.920 sorry when roads is first taken again they sort of don't do enough that this grand co you would hope
00:25:08.560 some sort of grand coalition or some sort of uh first or second crusade style relief could be put
00:25:15.440 together and it just wasn't but then on malta we're getting a bit of ahead of ourselves so we'll
00:25:21.200 go back in time in a minute but eventually something is put together isn't it from the christian world
00:25:27.680 yeah around sicily the pope and the king of spain and the sicilians are able to get together a type of
00:25:35.600 uh a relieving a relief force yeah yeah okay so uh so straight into the action itself then
00:25:43.760 so cinnamon sends down his tens of thousands of men expecting hoping you would have thought that it'll be
00:25:50.400 a bit of a pushover well i've heard reports thinking they expected it to fall within days
00:25:55.680 all right basically right um and they weren't expecting the spirit of the fight that was brought
00:26:02.800 to them they were shocked at how tough that every man fought every day with blood and steel and they
00:26:09.920 just didn't think that we had that in us um as sort of christian men they just literally knocked back
00:26:16.720 on their feet initially and frustrated highly frustrated but then they were all so incredibly hot headed
00:26:25.680 so they weren't always patient um and would just run in um you know ill prepared or with the timing not
00:26:34.720 perhaps being quite right so they didn't help themselves that they were just full of zeal and
00:26:39.760 didn't really think things through against the wise head of um davila who'd obviously seen a lot of action
00:26:48.240 um himself so he was he was like a ridiculously experienced man um so yeah they weren't they weren't
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