The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - November 30, 2025


PREVIEW: Epochs #239 | Talleyrand: Part I with Apostolic Majesty


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19 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Epochs, I'm joined by Apostolic Majesty to discuss the life and career of Charles Maurice Talleyrand, better known as Choderlos, or Choderloan. He was Napoleon's foreign minister, and one of the most influential men in French history, but he was much more than that.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to this episode of Epochs where I am very privileged once again to be
00:00:25.660 joined by Apostolic Majesty. How are you sir? Thank you it's wonderful to come on again. Yeah it's
00:00:30.820 brilliant always brilliant to pick your brain about anything and today we're going to be talking
00:00:35.720 about Charles Talleyrand or Charles Talleyrand if you're not into the whole Gaelic thing. Charles
00:00:44.360 Maurice Talleyrand. Yeah which is a fantastic life so just to say for anyone who might not ever have
00:00:51.740 heard the name don't know anything about him. He was Napoleon's among various things during his life
00:00:56.940 he was Napoleon's sort of foreign minister but he's much more than that right. I think I think
00:01:03.580 one of the things the highlights the headlines say about him which makes him so fascinating
00:01:07.240 is he was born and died and he lived to be a ripe old age in his 80s right he was born and died in
00:01:12.460 just the right time where he could take part in a vast swathe of history and he did. So his career
00:01:20.120 is sort of before the revolution French revolution through the revolution through the Napoleonic era
00:01:24.820 through the restoration the Bourbon restoration and on and so it's almost like a literary character
00:01:31.900 like I think it's maybe Sharp or something where you place them in that bit of history where they
00:01:35.940 get to take part in a myriad of things but he's obviously real so so that's a tiny brief overview of
00:01:44.340 the man but just fascinating like his career ebbed and flowed peaks and troughs in and out of favor
00:01:49.200 but sort of always in and around for decades and decades and decades the cockpit of power.
00:01:54.880 Why are you interested in Talleyrand? Well it's interesting that you brought up that
00:02:00.000 explicit connection with him being around for all the great events of history because another figure
00:02:07.020 that seems to hang around during that entire time from the American Revolutionary Wars all the way up to
00:02:12.880 the 1830s is the hero of two continents Lafayette and Talleyrand said of Lafayette that an author
00:02:23.340 will imbue his protagonists with a sense of agency a sense of intelligence and resourcefulness but
00:02:31.120 Lafayette is one of those figures who is simply there taking credit for simply happening on the great
00:02:36.840 events of history. Talleyrand hated Lafayette right? We'll get more into that hopefully but there's a
00:02:43.700 little subtle intimation that you know he was there but he was a driver of events it's not simply
00:02:49.760 Talleyrand was. Absolutely. It's not simply that he was there at the time of the French Revolution he
00:02:55.080 was there at the time of Napoleon's coup he was there at the time of the Bourbon Restoration he was there
00:03:00.920 at the time of the creation of Belgium as a country he was decisive in all of these spheres you know
00:03:07.680 whether it be in his 30s or whether it be in his 80s he never lost his faculties he never lost his
00:03:13.380 intelligence and to be able to intervene so decisively in the affairs not just of France but of Europe with
00:03:23.120 such time gaps separating them seems all the more incredible. No absolutely I feel like if I could
00:03:30.360 go back and have someone's life or career like you do worse than Talleyrand you get to be at the
00:03:35.420 pinnacle of power for decades and decades and yeah it's like literally his policies his ideas very often
00:03:41.740 you know you think very very often when you get to the pinnacle of politics it is usually the
00:03:48.420 the characters and ideas of just a very small number of people that actually get to
00:03:53.480 set policy let's put it that way but and he was one of them I mean during the Napoleonic era
00:03:59.500 which is only like one bit of his life and career really isn't it let's be fair he was sometimes
00:04:06.320 very much out of favor with Napoleon and it wasn't necessarily him that was got to have the final say
00:04:12.580 on some piece of policy or other but sometimes it was right but nonetheless the fact that he's
00:04:18.400 in and around the the very inner sanctum of power for so long it's uh it's just just a remarkable
00:04:26.240 thing um so one thing before we we'll go through it chronologically right makes sense just to go
00:04:31.060 through his life chronologically I think one of the first things I want to say just before we do that
00:04:35.620 um it's just a tiny tiny overview of like what he was like personally physically um and just sort of
00:04:44.180 a tiny bit of a tiny bit of an overview too many spoiler alerts just about what he was like
00:04:48.920 so correct me if I'm wrong on any of this he was uh physically infirmed in some way whether he had
00:04:55.980 a club from birth or he got some sort of injury but he certainly walked with a limp there's no doubt
00:05:01.000 about that uh but he was a great womanizer had many many many lovers and mistresses and seems to have
00:05:07.380 been yeah right and seems to have been but seems to have been very very uh uh likable and witty and
00:05:15.140 uh quick-witted and um uh sort of like pithy I could come out with great almost like Oscar Wilde one
00:05:22.120 liners sort of thing you know um so again if he liked you and you liked him he would have been
00:05:27.540 a great sort of uh someone to sit down have a drink or a meal with he would have been interesting and
00:05:33.500 funny and entertaining just to qualify some of those elements I think what made Talleyrand such
00:05:38.840 an intoxicating personality especially for women is the fact that he was a capsule of French society
00:05:46.900 at the height of the era of the philosophes at the end of the Ansem regime he would treat say for
00:05:54.440 example the works of Voltaire as if they were tomes of scripture and because he was so adept in his
00:06:02.720 eloquence to articulate those principles of high French society even our concept of society as
00:06:10.640 distinct from politics comes from this period of ammunition and criticism against the revolutionary
00:06:17.220 government and I think because he was such a devotee of Voltaire who was the supreme wit for
00:06:24.780 better or worse in the 18th century and would go around the royal courts giving epithets like
00:06:30.360 the great to Frederick II of Prussia or Catherine II of Russia that gave Talleyrand an air of almost
00:06:39.320 consummate sarcasm sarcasm affects everything in terms of his personality so just to reference one
00:06:47.960 of those witticisms that you brought up he was a bishop and when he was finally excommunicated
00:06:53.260 he invited over the Duke of Corland who also happened to be the husband of one of his mistresses
00:07:01.180 right and there he said I my dear friend have been denied fire and water as the tradition of people
00:07:10.880 who've been separated from the communion of the church so tonight we will eat cold meat and drink iced wine
00:07:17.840 it's very witty isn't it seems to be in quite what was certainly a very sort of level a cool cucumber
00:07:27.380 you know like taking big things in stride you know like being excommunicated as a one-time bishop
00:07:32.760 and you know that's no small thing but you take it with uh with a wave of the hand and a
00:07:39.800 a pithy witticism there are two ways of interpreting it one is that he's a psychopath yes the other is
00:07:47.540 that he is a nihilist he doesn't believe in anything which I don't believe is true the other is that he's
00:07:55.320 actually very confident in his intellectual formation it's probably that right I feel like it must be that
00:08:01.220 and I believe that is the most convincing I think a lot of the detractors will argue for the two former
00:08:06.660 and I hate to say that but I think that mainly comes from a place of worshipping Napoleon
00:08:14.360 and seeing Talleyrand therefore as one of these figures who betrayed Napoleon in the same way that
00:08:22.040 Marshal Maman the marshal who surrendered which ultimately precipitated the abdication of Napoleon
00:08:28.980 at Fontainebleau in France he is known as the the traitor marshal for that exact reason so Talleyrand
00:08:35.020 has been affected by that Bonapartist admonition ever since and that is why disproportionately he's
00:08:41.260 associated with Napoleon despite the fact that his career as you've already alluded to is so much
00:08:45.840 more than that but I mean to be fair a lot of people turned on Napoleon at the end
00:08:51.720 right virtually everyone that's the way it goes right a lot of people abandoned Hitler in the last
00:08:57.740 days in the bunker because what else are you going to do commit suicide yeah you can go you can go the
00:09:02.240 Goebbels route yeah and if you're not going to go the Goebbels route then you've got to leave him at
00:09:07.420 some point right um okay so hopefully people have got some small idea of what Talleyrand is what he
00:09:14.520 was like so let's start on his life one of the first things I think that's interesting and I'd like to get
00:09:19.380 your thoughts on this is that he was born into an aristocratic family um they didn't necessarily have
00:09:26.460 vast sums of money but from what I gather and this is what I want to you to correct me on from what I
00:09:33.560 gather it does seem to be a very aristocratic family though not just like reasonably in and around
00:09:38.980 seem to be that they're very very eminent family is that right well there are two quotes one's
00:09:46.900 associated with a legend associated with the Talleyrand family that you've just brought up
00:09:51.340 another is a statement in Talleyrand's memoirs that he wrote a year before he died at the age of 82
00:09:58.060 and I think this really helps understand as to why he was able to switch regimes as liberally as he did
00:10:07.920 and always ultimately come out on the side of the winner I think a really simplistic way of looking at
00:10:15.040 Talleyrand's career for popular understanding is to see him as Francis Varys if you're going to be
00:10:22.560 familiar with uh the television program Game of Thrones but that would do Talleyrand a disservice
00:10:28.420 because especially in the show you're not given a broader impression of what Varys really is about
00:10:33.700 and in the books there's no comparison really with what we have in the show a figure who is there to
00:10:39.380 suffer all of the outrages and injuries done to the realm by a figure like you know Ares the mad
00:10:47.320 so long as he can be there serving the realm but encapsulated yeah you have to remind me which
00:10:53.720 one's Varys because I watched the Game of Thrones show but haven't read the books I thought you meant
00:10:57.300 Lucius Varys to begin with which one's Varys from Game of Thrones the spider oh okay the bald-headed
00:11:04.280 spider yeah okay okay sorry if that reference was lost and anyway I was going to joke I think
00:11:11.640 rather cruelly that people who watch Game of Thrones aren't necessarily going to be a
00:11:16.760 well apprised of Talleyrand and it seems like the opposite is true right but I think one is more
00:11:22.000 forgivable than the other um but just sorry just answer your question because that was a that was a
00:11:29.040 segue one legend regarding the Talleyrand family is that the king of France comes to the count de
00:11:36.540 Talleyrand and he says by what right do you claim to be counts and the count responds to the king by the
00:11:44.920 same right that you claim to be kings which is the Talleyrand family is pre-Capitian the house of
00:11:52.920 Capet has ruled France since well obviously not recently but from 987 right or thereabouts and the
00:12:01.340 Talleyrand family traced their line back to the Carolingians so during the time of Charlemagne and
00:12:07.280 you mentioned them being a storied family they were very high up in the ecclesiastical structure of
00:12:13.440 the Catholic Church there were cardinals and bishop Talleyrands throughout most of the span of that
00:12:20.220 millennia one of which was a prominent figure in the hundred years war so the Talleyrands have been
00:12:25.960 around for a very long time but take that so that's extremely eminent then isn't it that's
00:12:31.060 extremely aristocratic but you can't get much more aristocratic than that really can you perhaps
00:12:38.600 extraordinarily so it seems to me perhaps venerable venerable yeah is the is the correct term because
00:12:43.520 they were definitely not the most powerful aristocrats in France at that time but they weren't swimming in
00:12:47.920 money were they I mean they well compare it to compare it to the Bonapartes the Talleyrands to
00:12:53.080 the Bonapartes the Talleyrands are ancient ancient aristocracy pre-Ancien Regime aristocracy but the
00:12:59.560 Bonapartes were so negligible in terms of their aristocratic bearing that they had to be confirmed as
00:13:07.420 something post hoc which was noble patricians of the state of Tuscany because you found one Bonaparte
00:13:13.940 who seemed to have a minor rank in the Florentine town government or something like that so now we're
00:13:19.400 aristocrats in French society I mean they're basically Italian emigres to Corsica right that's what they
00:13:25.920 were yes an Italian family that had moved to Corsica of no real note well some note in Corsica but not
00:13:32.320 really but that again is just to highlight the the incredible comparison between the house of
00:13:38.800 Talleyrand and the house of Bonapartes but you add that and I think this is the impression I get
00:13:44.560 Talleyrand was incredibly adept about being able to form historical precedents and justifications for
00:13:54.740 everything that he did and so if you are well acquainted with that history of your own family which Talleyrand
00:14:00.240 was you look at that and say well if I do not owe my title to the kings of France because I'm in many
00:14:08.340 senses of a lineage which is older than that then I don't owe special allegiance to the king of France
00:14:14.360 or the directory or the Bonapartes or the Bourbons or the Olyonists I think it creates a an amount of
00:14:23.020 distance and you can almost say aristocratic disdain for what you consider to be upstarts to the point
00:14:28.240 that you will tolerate them and you will glorify them not not vice versa you are there to ennoble
00:14:34.640 the upstart regime that exists and that is very much perhaps how Napoleon saw it I am going to take
00:14:40.680 Talleyrand because he will buttress the frankly preposterous legitimacy of my government
00:14:46.460 and then you add that that phrase I was going to mention which is I have never betrayed a government
00:14:53.020 until it has betrayed itself and that is the other conceit of the Talleyrands is that it's one
00:14:59.740 thing to say oh well Talleyrand flip sides he was only he was only self-interested but in every single
00:15:05.580 instance I can point to a rationale as to where he believed kind of like because you and I both
00:15:11.160 watched Kenneth Clark's civilization the crisis in confidence which dooms a regime his brilliance is
00:15:19.620 being able to anticipate that moment and being able to use that moment to switch sides
00:15:24.380 right I do think from everything you're saying there and it's sort of cementing an idea I've thought
00:15:30.600 I've always thought about Talleyrand is that I think I think it's fair to say you might correct me
00:15:35.180 that uh he's he's loyal to France like the concept of France above and beyond any bauble any any Napoleon
00:15:45.900 um that it seems to me we say it's almost got disdain for these upstarts even like the Capetian
00:15:54.600 kings like he's more French than you right whoever you are you think you're French you think you stick
00:16:00.800 up for France he's he's doing it more it seems to me I mean do you think that's fair to say I mean
00:16:07.440 that's quite low resolution but you know what I'm getting at I don't think it is low resolution I think
00:16:11.240 obviously there are people who contest that and I think another conceit of very intelligent people
00:16:17.120 is that they believe that they appreciate the interests of whatever faction they're serving
00:16:22.900 better than the head of said faction and that's definitely the impression more gets from Talleyrand
00:16:27.720 so it's not just the the grandiose conceits of a venerable line of aristocrats it's also I'm
00:16:36.020 intelligent enough to be able to perceive the interests of my country and I have a conception
00:16:41.260 of my country which will ennoble it far better than any vanity project which Napoleon is going
00:16:48.860 to superimpose over it and that is something that never left him we'll definitely talk about moments
00:16:54.160 where he is carried away by Napoleon's genius but they are few and far between so it's like whether it's
00:17:01.040 the during the revolutionary period or whether it's under the the consoles whether it's under
00:17:08.460 the the empire of Napoleon the first whatever it is when he seems to be always working for
00:17:17.220 France and if and when one of those things aren't working for France as far as he's concerned
00:17:22.860 like when Napoleon becomes a detriment for France like truly completely like undeniably
00:17:30.280 that's when he will work against him then now right when Napoleon the rise of Napoleon and things
00:17:37.820 he's on board at that point but anyway we'll get into it let's go into his early life then so
00:17:43.340 so he's born into this I would say extremely venerable aristocratic family although as we say
00:17:49.900 they're not it's not like they're poor but they haven't got crazy amounts of money they haven't got
00:17:56.060 like endless estates or anything like that you know but still venerable and he wasn't the oldest
00:18:00.980 boy right because he goes into the church is that right he wasn't the old that's why he went into the
00:18:06.800 church is it I think you're actually alluding to a tragedy for Talleyrand which is he's never going to
00:18:13.440 forgive or forget which is he was the oldest and it was his congenital clubfoot or his injury which
00:18:21.100 made him lame which meant he couldn't follow in the path of what aristocrats at France at the time
00:18:26.040 had to do which was go into the army and because he couldn't go into the army he was disinherited and
00:18:31.700 had to be forced to become a clergyman that's right his father actually is his father actually fully
00:18:36.700 disinherited him because of his um well not fully obviously he was still a member of the family and his
00:18:42.820 father still very much patronized his son's clerical career but he was disinherited from becoming
00:18:50.660 a secular aristocrat which he hoped to be we hope you enjoyed that video and if you did please
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