The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - March 08, 2026


PREVIEW: Epochs #253 | Henry VI - Part 2


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This week on Epochs I continue the story of the life of Henry VI, or the little baby or The Little Boy, The Young Man. If you remember last time Henry V had died at an inopportune moment in the middle of the Wars of the Hundred Years, leaving his younger brothers to look after his baby son who is now growing up, Henry VI.

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00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome back to Epochs. I shall be continuing the story this week all about the
00:00:25.160 life of Henry VI the little baby or the little boy the young man now as I'll start telling the story
00:00:31.720 the little baby of Henry V if you remember last time Henry V had died at an inopportune moment
00:00:38.420 in the middle of the wars of the Hundred Years War and left his younger brothers to look after
00:00:45.440 his baby son who's now growing up. If you remember last time I finished off last thing I said I think
00:00:50.840 was talking about how Henry VI had been married to one Margaret of Anjou when he was still in his
00:00:57.700 teens. So we'll pick up the story there I'll be reading from Professor Sir Charles Amon and
00:01:04.340 Sir Winston Churchill the history of the English-speaking peoples and the thing we'll have
00:01:08.880 to start getting into this week which is really the story of the wars of the roses is the family
00:01:14.140 tree. Now it's quite complicated at various times I'll should put up an image showing the family
00:01:21.540 tree to help it make sense because it is quite complicated but basically bear this in mind the
00:01:27.300 whole time is that nearly everyone involved in this are cousins. Sometimes the wars of the roses are
00:01:33.220 called the cousin wars and this is it in a nutshell there'll be lots and lots of characters here lots
00:01:38.460 of different people and I'll try and explain it as best I can and try and keep reminding you who's who
00:01:43.820 and who's related to who but it is complicated but in the most in a nutshell this is what it is okay
00:01:50.380 the old king Edward III had quite a few children and they themselves had quite a few children and when
00:01:58.340 it gets to the point where Henry VI is very very weak there's just lots of different branches of the
00:02:04.320 same family that all think they should really be the king instead of him because if you remember last
00:02:11.340 time I mentioned didn't I and I've talked about before how Henry IV Henry V's father our Henry VI's
00:02:17.480 grandfather had deposed a Richard II in 1399 so Edward III's children his oldest son Edward the Black
00:02:26.140 Prince that Richard II who was probably starved to death he was the only son of the Black Prince
00:02:32.860 so that whole line is finished the legit perfectly legit line ended there so then it's up for grabs
00:02:39.980 really I mean the next son Lionel so Lionel Duke of Clarence his family goes through the Multimers the
00:02:46.220 Multimer line and on to the Duke of York Richard Duke of York part of the Multimer line that's the next
00:02:52.680 son down from descended from Lionel Duke of Clarence and to make all these things more complicated being the
00:02:58.600 Duke Duke of York had passed between various parts of the family over a generation or two as well which
00:03:03.140 makes it even more confusing but anyway Richard Duke of York will come up here and you know he can
00:03:08.300 legitimately think legitimately claim that he's got a very very good right to be the king because Henry
00:03:15.480 IV and Henry V and now Henry VI they're all descended from the third son of Edward III John of Gaunt then
00:03:22.340 there's there's other members there's other branches of the family as well the the Beauforts they come down
00:03:27.520 through another son of Edward III the the Edmund Duke of York and and there's even more the Somersets are
00:03:33.820 part of the the Beaufort line so there's there's all different families okay and they all think
00:03:39.600 they've all got the blood royal so to speak and they all think that it's not necessarily right that
00:03:45.200 the the young man Henry VI has got the best claim okay so let me pick up the story reading from
00:03:51.480 Sir Charles Oman just after the point where um he's married to Margaret of Anjou okay so Charles
00:03:58.180 Oman says Gloucester and Richard of York saluted this wise marriage and treaty with loud cries of wrath
00:04:04.920 so they didn't like it remember Gloucester is one of Henry IV's younger brothers and meant to be
00:04:10.980 region in England and meant to be the protector of the young Henry VI and Richard Duke of York
00:04:17.400 is an uncle basically an uncle a cousin a branch of the same family okay and he becomes he's extremely
00:04:24.040 powerful he's one of the most powerful men in the whole country rich and powerful able to raise many
00:04:30.180 many men from his own purse and got giant influence okay that's Richard Duke of York they Gloucester and
00:04:38.100 Richard Duke of York they said that the Earl of Suffolk who negotiated it the marriage between Henry VI and
00:04:45.160 Margaret of Anjou they said that he must have been sold to France he was working on behalf of France
00:04:50.500 this helps France this helps Anjou why didn't we marry him to an English girl oh princess duchess and
00:04:57.020 spoke of the surrender of the fortresses of Maine as treason to the English crown the greater part of
00:05:02.460 the nation believed them to be right for Humphrey Duke of Gloucester and Richard were both popular with
00:05:08.200 the masses and it soon became a matter of faith that the Beauforts and Suffolks had betrayed their
00:05:13.980 young master so as you can see the various branches cousin branches cadet branches of the what was the
00:05:19.320 house of Plantagenet now breaking apart and forming factions both accusing each other of not doing what's
00:05:25.880 in the best interests of the kingdom and Henry the king Oman goes on saying a strong king might have
00:05:33.700 crushed this unwise opposition to peace but Henry VI who had now passed his majority he was 18 was
00:05:40.920 anything but a strong king he was frail and feeble both in body and mind a simple soul much given to
00:05:48.600 exercises of piety and to quiet study he always sought some stronger arm on which to lean and when
00:05:55.280 he had chosen his friends wisely or unwisely he clung to them with the obstinacy that so often
00:06:01.560 accompanies weakness worst of all he had inherited a taint of madness from his grandfather the insane
00:06:08.040 king charles the sixth of france and from time to time his brain was clouded by fits of apathetic
00:06:14.180 melancholy now that's a way of saying a type of um selective mutism it seems that he would sometimes
00:06:21.740 just stop speaking just not say anything at all people would ask him questions and he would just
00:06:27.100 refuse to say anything or even something a bit worse than that according to various accounts that he was
00:06:32.520 sort of semi-comatose that his eyes were open right and he would eat if you put something in
00:06:39.740 his hand a fork or a spoon with food in it he would eat it if you put food in his mouth he would chew it
00:06:44.300 and eat it but beyond that would just stare into nothingness all day every day you could sort of
00:06:48.900 walk him towards the bed and put him in bed and he'd lay down could sort of get him out of bed and put
00:06:54.160 him in a chair you could move him around manipulate him a bit you he would eat right but he wouldn't say
00:06:59.560 anything and he'd just stare into blankness just stare at the wall all right and so and it's not
00:07:05.580 some sort of clever ploy it's that he's got a mental illness okay so an apathetic melancholy um
00:07:12.540 and sometimes if he wasn't completely suffering from that sometimes it was something very very close to
00:07:18.560 that so occasionally he would sort of murmur okay or no or yes or no but you know 99% of the time
00:07:26.440 just say nothing do nothing so it's a real problem that's terrible to be to have that when you're the
00:07:33.720 king in medieval times that's nowhere near good enough that's disastrous so even if he was a
00:07:39.660 normal person like a normal person like you or I that had their own mind and was prepared to stand
00:07:43.780 up for themselves to some extent sometimes even that's not good enough to be a normal person in
00:07:48.740 the 21st century like you or I that's far too weak still we would be considered far too weak you need to
00:07:54.880 be a crazily headstrong warrior really like a badass butcher type person Henry V a massive character
00:08:03.520 a super super strong personality and will a will of iron right so this this apathetic apathetic
00:08:12.200 melancholy that is terrible you're gonna be manipulated you're gonna be you'll immediately
00:08:18.140 become someone or some factions bitch they will make you a puppet and they will move you around
00:08:24.960 like you're nothing like you're just a piece a chess piece on their board it's it's the worst thing
00:08:31.160 okay I think you get it um Omar continues saying here Henry had learned to trust his great uncle
00:08:37.240 Cardinal Beaufort and his minister Suffolk he would never listen to any accusation against them
00:08:42.860 his views were shared by the fiery young queen who soon began to rule him by dint of her stronger
00:08:49.600 will so um just quickly to mention just quickly to say about this this sort of selective mutism
00:08:55.280 and staring just into nothing for days on end all day every day for days weeks or months on end
00:09:01.740 that actually came and went that's not what he was like all the time so sometimes he would be
00:09:06.460 sort of normal effectively normal although he was still weak and pious you know sometimes he was
00:09:11.580 like that and then sometimes he would go through these episodes which could last weeks or months
00:09:16.540 of the full-blown selective mutism staring into space so okay it wasn't like he wasn't like that
00:09:22.900 100% of the time it came and went but as I say even when he wasn't suffering from those episodes
00:09:27.900 he was still weak-willed weak-minded and inclined to let people walk all over him or be completely
00:09:34.600 dominated by his wife or by one or two of his favorites as it said there Cardinal Beaufort or
00:09:40.140 the Earl of Suffolk and so of course those people form a faction right they realize that their main
00:09:45.860 card the main reason why well the only reason they're in power so to speak is because Henry likes
00:09:50.580 them because Henry has picked them to be his his controllers effectively so they want to keep it that
00:09:56.680 way anyone else like Richard Duke of York or perhaps that would like to rest Henry VI out of their
00:10:03.440 control or out of their grasp and start manipulating him for himself they would they don't want that to
00:10:09.420 happen obviously because it's not in their interests so political factions grow up for and
00:10:14.420 against the king and his and his supporters his clique of powerful people okay Oman goes on after
00:10:21.660 after just saying there that his wife Margaret von Joux ruled him by dint of her stronger will
00:10:27.660 she is a very very strong woman very very strong-minded the opposite of a shrinking violet but we'll get into
00:10:34.380 all of that Oman continues here saying the truce of tour ie the peace between England and France
00:10:39.420 lasted for some five years during this space the factions in England grew fiercer than ever
00:10:46.080 and in 1447 came to a head at a parliament at Bury St Edmunds Gloucester was suddenly arrested
00:10:53.340 by order of Suffolk and the Queen and charged with treason so that's a big thing Gloucester's like the
00:10:59.780 uncle the the uncle of the king and um supposed to be basically the regent of England he's sort of
00:11:06.760 supposed to be king in all but name you heard last episode he was actually not a very good ruler and
00:11:12.440 he was weak and he had crazy harebrained ideas and fell in love and fell out of love and tried foreign
00:11:17.800 adventures that failed and all that sort of thing so it's not like he's a great shining example of
00:11:22.420 leadership or anything but nonetheless that the fact that Suffolk and Margaret von Joux just have him
00:11:27.760 arrested because he was one of the leaders of the sort of the the anti-king faction well it's not
00:11:34.020 even the king everyone knows the king is weak and a puppet so the king himself personally is you know
00:11:39.900 not really particularly much of this it's just who can nominally claim to be controlling him but okay
00:11:45.180 Suffolk and the Queen just arrested um Humphrey Duke of Gloucester you know and so that whole faction is
00:11:51.820 is taking a massive massive hit there includes Richard Duke of York and and Cardinal Cardinal
00:11:57.740 Beaufort he died within a few days the Duke of Gloucester right okay probably from an apoplectic
00:12:04.860 seizure and not from any foul play well we just don't know do we it's always suspicious when someone's
00:12:11.520 arrested and died of natural causes in custody within days did they did they but okay most historians do
00:12:18.780 think it just in this case anyway it may well have been natural causes but I'm always very very
00:12:24.660 suspicious about that sort of thing okay Oman goes on saying but it was natural that the rumor should
00:12:28.860 get abroad that Suffolk had secretly murdered him Gloucester was only outlived for a few months by his
00:12:35.600 lifelong rival the old Cardinal Beaufort their deaths cleared the way for the rise of new men the
00:12:42.020 Cardinal's place at the head of the peace party was taken by Suffolk and Edmund Beaufort Duke of
00:12:47.260 Somerset men a far lower stamp than the old churchmen who though proud and worldly had always
00:12:53.680 done his best to serve England Suffolk and Somerset were busy self-important self-seeking men and coveted
00:13:00.240 power and office for their own private ends the Duke of York who succeeded to Duke Humphrey's position
00:13:06.740 was a far more capable man but he was committed to the hopeless unpractical program of perpetual war
00:13:13.700 with France so just to say Richard Duke of York now comes on to the scene in a much bigger way and
00:13:20.240 he is pretty badass he's much more in the vein of Henry V or the Duke of Bedford someone like that he
00:13:28.020 can and does fight battles personally fighting backers he's got a very very very strong personality
00:13:33.400 ball-headed super strong will type guy you know he's hard hard as nails and so battle lines are
00:13:41.320 starting to be drawn politically at this point politically you know Suffolk and Margaret of Anjou
00:13:46.360 on one side and the Duke of York and various others on the other and the Duke of York is basically
00:13:51.100 sort of taken at the position of one of the most if not the most powerful man in the country not
00:13:57.780 exactly regent because the king is now old enough technically he's in his majority technically he's
00:14:02.840 a grown-up now the king he's actually a man at this point but nonetheless there'll be people in
00:14:07.860 parliament that could really wield much more power than the king or someone like Margaret of Anjou will
00:14:13.360 try to wield power through the king you know she'll say or Suffolk will say the king says this the king
00:14:18.920 decrees this the king wants xyz actually the king's done nothing he's sitting there in silence it's them
00:14:24.760 it's them and so it's down to other people someone like Richard Duke of York to say uh wait a minute
00:14:29.720 no is it let's you know come on what's going on sort of thing haven't you just arrested the Duke of
00:14:35.560 Gloucester now he's suddenly died like what are you guys acting as tyrants okay Oman goes on here
00:14:41.720 saying his position that of Duke of York his position too was rendered difficult by the fact that Duke
00:14:49.120 Humphrey's death had made him next heir to the throne after the feeble young king as I mentioned
00:14:54.500 Duke of York is descended through Clarence Edward III's second son Clarence i.e. an older brother
00:15:00.920 than John of Gaunt I mean there's an argument to be made that this Richard Duke of York should just
00:15:05.520 be king not that he's next after Henry VI he just should be king now okay there's there's an argument
00:15:11.000 a fairly strong argument but okay for there was now no other male of the house of Lancaster surviving
00:15:17.260 the queen Suffolk and Somerset began to look on him with suspicion and he had to walk warily
00:15:23.680 lest charges of treason should be brought against him as they had been against his cousin Gloucester
00:15:28.900 meanwhile he was feigned to accept the position of Lord Deputy of Ireland which kept him out of harm's
00:15:35.300 way so he knew as strong as he is he knew that the the party of power Suffolk and and Margaret of
00:15:43.820 Anjou that he is Henry's mate there and therefore their main rival if anyone would want to usurp the king
00:15:51.480 it would be Richard Duke of York so okay they make him Lord Deputy of Ireland which means you do have
00:15:57.300 to go out to Ireland it's a rural island or big parts of it anyway so he's sort of out of harm's way
00:16:03.020 effectively Omar says okay he continues saying in 1449 the truce with France which had accompanied
00:16:10.700 the king's marriage was broken by the gross fault of his minister Suffolk some of the Norman garrisons
00:16:16.640 were left so long unpaid that they broke into mutiny crossed the border and sacked the rich
00:16:22.520 Breton town of Fourgrese probably mispronouncing that failing to get satisfaction from Suffolk for
00:16:30.120 he for this outrage Charles VII the king of France declared war Normandy was now in the charge of
00:16:36.580 Somerset a man of very different caliber from Richard of York who had held it against such odds in the days
00:16:42.900 before the truce of Tours the French on invading the duchy swept the English before them with an ease
00:16:48.860 that astonished even themselves the peasants and townsfolk rose against their masters on every side
00:16:54.720 and gave the invaders their best help the French that is town after town fell Rouen the capital of
00:17:01.660 the duchy was betrayed by traitors within the gates and the unhappy Somerset had to fall back on
00:17:07.360 that town with Cherbourg and half floor was soon all remaining to the English on Norman soil so the
00:17:14.740 tide of the hundred years war has very very much turned in favor of the French and against the
00:17:21.120 English we're now on on the back foot and have been for quite a while now right we haven't really
00:17:25.900 been on the front foot since the first few years after Henry V's death but it's all starting to truly
00:17:32.480 collapse now and in fact it all does start imploding with increasing speed Oman says this terrible news
00:17:39.480 stirred up great wrath and indignation in England against Suffolk and Somerset because they were
00:17:44.040 supposed to be in charge an army was hastily got ready at Portsmouth and sent over to Cherbourg with
00:17:50.040 orders to join Somerset at Cannes but the French threw themselves between and forced the army of
00:17:55.940 succor to give them battle at Formigny at this disastrous fight well nigh the whole English
00:18:02.200 force was destroyed overwhelmed by an attack from the rear at a moment when it was already engaged
00:18:07.800 with the superior French army in front only its general Sir Thomas Kyriel and 400 men were granted
00:18:14.000 quarter while no less than 3,000 were slain and that was in April 1450 this disaster settled the fate of
00:18:21.520 Normandy Somerset was compelled to surrender Cannes and returned covered with ignominy to England the
00:18:28.660 other garrisons yielded one after another and nothing remained of all the mighty conquests of Henry V in
00:18:34.820 northern France end quote so just to remind you we've been fighting on and off the English and the
00:18:39.980 French have been fighting on and off for northern France whether it's Normandy, Picardy, Maine all parts
00:18:47.860 of France for centuries and centuries you know it's been back and forth William the Conqueror a Norman
00:18:53.320 conquers England but then not that long after a few generations later we've got someone like a figure
00:18:58.960 like Henry II who controls all of it himself and then during the ages of Richard the Lionheart and John
00:19:06.820 we win some we lose some during the age of Edward the first we win some we lose some during the age of
00:19:14.260 Edward the third we win a lot we get it all back keep it for a few generations then we lose some again
00:19:20.300 then Henry V turns up and we win it all again and now we've lost it all again nearly all again so it
00:19:26.200 just goes back and forth back and forth back and forth this is a period where we've with the English
00:19:30.640 lose it nearly all of it okay and it's not that long ago is it it's only a generation ago that we'd won
00:19:36.680 it all in glory in glory under Henry V of a glorious high tide one of the high watermarks and you know
00:19:44.260 within one generation it's all lost again okay let Oman go on again he continues he says
00:19:49.720 even before Formigny had been fought i.e. the battle where the English lost and the French won
00:19:55.860 or Carl had fallen grave troubles had broken out in England okay so some starting the real
00:20:02.500 Wars of the Roses basically or the very first kernels of it really sort of begin at this stage
00:20:08.560 you know the hunch it's easy to think of it as that the hundred years war peters out or ends
00:20:14.500 and all that energy if you like is transferred in on itself blasts in on itself in England yeah all
00:20:22.940 that sort of martial energy is uh focused inwards and becomes an internal war the Wars of the Roses
00:20:29.940 the Cousins War all the families all the rich and powerful people that should have been winning
00:20:34.420 in their own eyes should have been winning glorious Edward III Henry V style victories in France
00:20:40.720 well they can't do that now so they all turn on each other basically there's obviously more to it
00:20:45.260 than that but you know you can think of it that way a bit we hope you enjoyed that video and if you
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