The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - May 31, 2026


PREVIEW: Epochs #265 | The Life of Henry VIII: Part III


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The story of Henry VIII and his affair with Anne Boleyn, his first wife Catherine of Aragon, and how he fell in love with the Queen consort, Catherine's younger sister, Anne, Duchess of Norfolk, and their affair led to the birth of the Tudor dynasty.

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00:00:00.000 Epochs!
00:00:20.060 Hello and welcome back to Epochs. If you remember last time we were talking all about Henry VIII.
00:00:25.460 So we should just continue the story straight from there. If you remember last time we had
00:00:28.960 got up to the point basically where Wolsey is the most powerful man in the country under the king
00:00:34.280 himself and we talked a little bit didn't we all about the power dynamic relationships between
00:00:38.820 France, Spain, Imperial Spain and England and how we're just beginning to get up to the point where
00:00:46.560 Henry realizes that he really wants needs a son and that his wife Catherine of Aragon isn't going
00:00:53.840 to be able to give him one but he can't divorce her or have his marriage annulled because well
00:01:01.580 it's the 16th century and they're catholics and only the pope could give him that and the pope's
00:01:06.120 not going to give him that because the pope is under the control of the spanish who is related
00:01:11.080 to catherine of arrogant so they just won't that's not going to happen so this is the whole point this
00:01:15.760 is probably the most famous part isn't it of the story of henry viii all to do with getting rid of
00:01:21.640 his old wife one way or another finding a new wife and trying to sire a son with her so should
00:01:28.820 we just pick up the story as always I'm reading from Professor Sir Charles Oman a late 19th
00:01:33.900 century early 20th century professor of history from Oxford University one of the best to ever do
00:01:38.440 it a gold standard and Sir Winston Churchill and his history of the English speaking people
00:01:42.260 who borrows heavily from Sir Charles Oman but we also get a fair few more details and and
00:01:50.100 Churchill is a great prose writer isn't he so I should be reading for both of those all right
00:01:54.600 let's pick up the story with a little bit of Professor Omar who wrote it will be remembered
00:02:00.120 that Henry had been asked by his father to Catherine of Aragon the widow of his brother
00:02:05.400 Arthur Prince of Wales marriage with a deceased brother's wife was illegal a papal dispensation
00:02:12.660 had been procured to remove the bar because of course the Spanish emperor wanted the pope to do
00:02:18.880 that, so it got done. See how it works? So a special papal dispensation had been procured
00:02:25.120 to remove the bar, and Henry had married Catherine on his accession, as soon as he
00:02:31.560 became king after his father's actual death, so that he could not plead compulsion on the part
00:02:37.480 of his father. The marriage was not a wise one, for the Queen, though a very gentle and virtuous
00:02:43.460 woman and die-hard Catholic, was six years older than her husband, had no personal attractions
00:02:49.600 and was delicate in health. All the children whom she bore to Henry died in infancy except one,
00:02:57.380 the Princess Mary, the Lady Mary, the Princess Mary, who of course will play a massive part in
00:03:01.860 everything going forward. By her 1527, Catherine was a confirmed invalid. She showed all the signs
00:03:09.520 Of premature old age
00:03:11.120 Though she was only 42
00:03:12.680 Now Henry VIII was morbidly anxious
00:03:15.740 For a son to succeed him
00:03:17.700 Remember I talked all about last time
00:03:19.260 How the Wars of the Roses are basically
00:03:21.440 Almost or more or less
00:03:22.860 Still in living memory
00:03:24.180 And the spectre of a civil war
00:03:26.840 Over a disputed claim to the throne
00:03:29.720 Was sort of the worst thing
00:03:31.060 In Henry VIII's mind
00:03:32.160 Or in most people's minds
00:03:33.540 That was sort of the nightmare situation
00:03:36.320 So he needs a son
00:03:39.280 He, Amelia, was the only surviving male of the House of Tudor 1.00
00:03:43.360 And could not bear the thought of leaving the throne to a sickly girl 0.99
00:03:47.600 His daughter Mary 0.87
00:03:48.940 Who also was, as it said there, sickly
00:03:52.220 She wasn't strong physically whatsoever
00:03:54.840 It was obvious that Catherine would bear him no more children 1.00
00:03:59.040 Again, very rudely she was described as being barren as a brick
00:04:02.720 And regardless of the duty and respect that he owed to her
00:04:07.480 he began to think of obtaining a divorce and marrying a younger wife. His project took a
00:04:13.620 definite shape when his eyes were caught by a beautiful Anne Boleyn, a niece of the Duke of
00:04:19.380 Norfolk, and one of the maids of honour. Becoming desperately enamoured of her, he resolved to press
00:04:25.960 for a divorce at once. Woolsey, who saw that the kingdom needed a male heir, undertook to procure
00:04:32.780 the Pope's consent to the repudiation of Catherine end quote so there we go we're we're now in this
00:04:39.740 phase of the reign and there's a lot more to it than what Oman tells us there when people look
00:04:45.720 into it in lots and lots of detail as much detail as we can with the surviving records this this
00:04:51.940 story of Henry VIII sort of falling in love with and becoming besotted with Anne Boleyn remember
00:04:58.660 Remember last time we talked about Mary Boleyn, her older sister, another niece of the Duke
00:05:03.380 of Norfolk, that Henry had just taken her as a lover at some point?
00:05:07.800 Henry had loads of lovers, like kings at this time, they could and did just take all sorts
00:05:12.960 of partners, but they're all illegitimate and not really talked about.
00:05:16.900 Well, one of those, just one of the many, was Mary Boleyn, but he'd had his way with
00:05:22.060 her and put her aside.
00:05:23.560 It was just a fling, right?
00:05:26.040 Well, but Anne Boleyn had seen that, right?
00:05:30.040 She'd watched all of that play out.
00:05:32.160 And as I say, Mary Boleyn wasn't the only one.
00:05:34.880 So when the king's eye turns on Anne,
00:05:38.600 she actually decides to play a bit differently
00:05:40.580 rather than just give the king whatever he wants.
00:05:43.040 She decides, you know, she understands that
00:05:45.460 there's a political situation here
00:05:47.320 where the king is actually looking for something
00:05:50.740 more than just a dangerous liaison.
00:05:53.720 He's looking for something more than just a bedfellow.
00:05:56.040 he actually wants and needs a wife now she's only the niece of the Duke of Norfolk so in other words
00:06:02.520 not massively aristocratic and not not really important in and of her own right she's certainly
00:06:08.040 not a big heiress or or you know a princess or a duchess or anything but nonetheless she will
00:06:14.740 probably do so Amberlynn makes the calculation correctly isn't it that okay I could potentially
00:06:23.420 Potentially, you know, hope of hopes
00:06:25.580 I could become the Queen of England
00:06:27.640 If I play my cards right here
00:06:28.940 And by playing her cards right
00:06:32.180 What I mean is
00:06:32.800 Not just give in to him physically
00:06:35.360 To hold out
00:06:37.340 And to force him to sort of
00:06:39.380 Formally, openly
00:06:40.900 Court her and accept her
00:06:42.940 And in fact even marry her 0.93
00:06:44.380 So that he can get sons 0.71
00:06:46.700 She can give him sons 1.00
00:06:47.860 You know, rather than just being one more fling 1.00
00:06:49.880 She could be the Queen of England
00:06:52.040 but you know it's a bit of a tightrope isn't it because apart from anything else it's dangerous
00:06:58.460 not to give Henry exactly what he wants immediately isn't it we've been through that we've talked all
00:07:03.940 about that for the last couple of episodes haven't we Henry's the type of man type of king 0.99
00:07:07.680 who doesn't take kindly to anyone not not giving in to him straight away I mean women is something 0.79
00:07:17.580 slightly different slightly different not massively different but it's a slightly different
00:07:22.160 he's not truly a Caligula or a Genghis Khan where if he says he wants to sleep with you and you say
00:07:27.040 no he just he just immediately kills you on the spot or has you killed it's not that but you know
00:07:32.600 it's dangerous if you refuse him too much he might just go off you and that's it and you're out of
00:07:37.720 favor then and you'll never be in court again and your whole family may even be ruined right so it's
00:07:43.400 the high stakes for her for the Bolin family or for the the entire Norfolk family it's high stakes
00:07:49.960 a balancing game you know you could become Queen of England and therefore their children the Duke
00:07:55.340 of Norfolk's progeny his family will be the royal family so there couldn't be any more on the line
00:08:01.660 again you play your card slightly wrong with Henry very slightly wrong and it's all off forget about
00:08:08.300 it, he'll move on to someone else. Charles Omar goes on saying this. But this task, i.e. Wolsey's
00:08:13.780 task of trying to get the Pope to give Henry VIII a formal divorce or annulment, but this task
00:08:20.380 proved more difficult than he had expected. Popes were generally indulgent enough to kings who would
00:08:26.720 pay handsomely for their heart's desire. But the reigning pontiff, Clement VII, was in an unhappy
00:08:33.820 position he was completely at the mercy of the emperor charles v whose troops had lately taken
00:08:40.360 and sacked rome so let me quickly talk about that we're in the reformation here as i keep saying
00:08:46.760 it's the age of luther and there'd been a protestant army marched on rome well it's
00:08:54.140 charles v's army it's a spanish army but a lot of them are german a lot of the mercenaries a lot of
00:08:58.580 the actual fighting men are German. And so he surrounded Rome and then when the men entered
00:09:04.820 Rome, the idea was to just get the Pope, not kill him or anything, but just get him, take him prisoner
00:09:11.100 essentially, get him, take him under your power. And that's sort of it. That was all that was
00:09:17.040 necessary politically. That's all Charles V really wanted or needed. But when the German Protestant
00:09:22.760 mercenaries got into rome they went a bit berserk not like you know not scorched earth not one brick 0.87
00:09:30.580 on top of another not like a carthaginian sacking where there's no city left after it and every man
00:09:36.200 woman and child is dead not that but they did they did go and sort of sack rome ruined it a bit i 0.65
00:09:42.880 mean it's already been sacked dozens of times since the ancient world but nonetheless they
00:09:46.980 sacked it again destroyed lots and lots and lots of things killed lots and lots of people all sorts
00:09:51.880 Of rape and pillage and murder
00:09:53.160 And did take the Pope prisoner
00:09:56.280 The Pope went into the Castel St Angelo
00:10:00.500 Which was originally Hadrian's tomb
00:10:02.620 But at this time served as like a bastion
00:10:06.220 Or a castle really
00:10:07.700 And the Pope retreated there 0.56
00:10:10.500 And the Emperor and the German troops 0.59
00:10:13.220 Were happy to leave him there 0.92
00:10:14.500 They know where he is
00:10:15.540 He can't get away
00:10:16.360 And he's under their control
00:10:18.760 One way or another
00:10:19.500 He's not literally in a cell
00:10:21.300 But he's captured
00:10:23.100 He's completely captured
00:10:24.100 And under their power
00:10:25.500 And he's only going to do
00:10:28.220 What they want him to do now
00:10:29.620 He's only going to do and say and decree
00:10:32.220 What Charles V of Spain wants him to
00:10:35.180 And Charles V of Spain
00:10:36.760 Doesn't want him to give Henry and Wolsey
00:10:39.620 This divorce
00:10:40.540 So he's not going to
00:10:41.680 So Wolsey's task is impossible
00:10:44.360 But Henry doesn't accept that
00:10:46.800 Henry doesn't like his will
00:10:48.460 Being defied
00:10:49.740 even by an emperor by the way i talked all about clement the seventh thing in my videos all about
00:10:55.440 the medici he's one of the medici popes isn't he quite a venal impious pope as far as popes go
00:11:02.740 and one goes on saying charles was resolved that his aunt catherine should not be divorced and pope
00:11:09.940 clement was mortally afraid of offending him instead therefore of granting the demand of
00:11:16.060 Henry VIII, he played for time and appointed two cardinals, Wolsey himself and the Italian Bishop
00:11:23.320 of Salisbury to investigate the question. So that's the thing. The Pope can't give Henry what
00:11:29.400 he wants, but in order to play for time, he says, okay, I'll send a special papal legate to look
00:11:34.420 into the situation. Again, it's all a gambit to play for time, but you know, pretending that he
00:11:40.480 might do it, pretending that if his special papal legate, the Cardinal Campeggio, if he goes and
00:11:48.120 spends a few days, weeks, months even, looking into the court, looking into all the details,
00:11:54.820 all the documents about Henry VIII and his brother Arthur and Catherine of Aragon's original marriage
00:12:01.160 and everything that's gone on and the original papal dispensation in the first place to let
00:12:05.900 Henry marry Catherine of Aragon in the first place, this papal legate, he'll look into everything,
00:12:10.480 With the suggestion being that he will find in Henry's favour
00:12:13.900 But he won't
00:12:15.340 Again, it's all just a gambit to play for time
00:12:17.720 And who knows what might happen
00:12:18.820 You know, this sort of thing might be able to string it out for a year or two
00:12:22.740 And in that time, the whole politics of everything might change
00:12:26.280 Charles V of Spain's armies might be called away elsewhere
00:12:29.000 Things in Rome might profoundly change
00:12:32.420 I mean, it's the only real card the Pope has got
00:12:35.160 As though the Pope finds himself in an impossible situation as well
00:12:38.500 As well as Wolsey
00:12:39.680 So that's all he can really do
00:12:42.040 So okay, the Campeggio gambit 0.72
00:12:44.540 Oman goes on saying
00:12:45.380 Henry and Wolsey hoped to force a prompt decision
00:12:48.740 But Campeggio deliberately hung back
00:12:51.380 And the Pope finally recalled him
00:12:53.180 And summoned the king to send his case to be tried at Rome
00:12:56.880 And that's in 1529
00:12:58.600 So, you know, wasting even more time
00:13:00.940 Campeggio finally can't draw it out for any longer
00:13:05.100 So the Pope calls him back
00:13:06.760 But the Pope still doesn't want to completely alienate the King of England
00:13:10.420 One of the three most powerful men in Western Europe
00:13:13.080 So he says, you know, as I've just read there
00:13:15.920 Okay, we'll decide this in Rome
00:13:18.700 Again, it could take months or a year or more
00:13:22.640 And whilst he's under the control of Spain
00:13:26.420 He's never going to give Henry what he wants
00:13:28.680 Henry wrongly thought that this check was due to some bungling
00:13:32.940 Or reluctance on the part of Wolsey
00:13:35.340 not seeing that the Pope's fears of the Emperor were the real cause. He at once withdrew his
00:13:41.380 support from the great minister Wolsey though Wolsey needed it more at this moment than ever
00:13:46.920 before for he was in great disfavour with the nation both for his arrogance and for the heavy
00:13:52.920 taxation which he had imposed on the land or rather Henry had made him impose on the land.
00:13:58.100 he had actually demanded from parliament the unprecedented tax of four pence on the pound
00:14:05.120 from all men's lands and incomes and though the house plucked up courage the house of parliament
00:14:11.520 plucked up courage to resist this extortionate claim he obtained as much as two pence it's all
00:14:18.020 very quaint isn't it in 1529 the cardinal fearing to meet another parliament had recourse to the old
00:14:25.280 device of benevolency on a larger scale than ever and if you remember benevolences is basically just
00:14:31.560 theft basically just going around saying the crown demands this amount of money now you're loyal
00:14:37.140 aren't you you still want to be alive don't you so give me your money that's what benevolences
00:14:43.680 are in this instance papal benevolences are something else so make sure you know the difference
00:14:49.100 This led to rioting and open resistance
00:14:52.500 Then the king, to the surprise of all men
00:14:55.160 Suddenly declared that Wolsey's action
00:14:57.760 Was taken without his knowledge and consent
00:15:00.780 And dismissed him from the office of Chancellor
00:15:03.280 Which he had held since 1515
00:15:06.240 So Wolsey's very quick fall from grace there
00:15:10.140 Henry said years later a number of times
00:15:12.800 Said I wish I hadn't got rid of Wolsey
00:15:15.360 I miss Wolsey
00:15:16.660 you know again in hindsight Wolsey was really good at his job he said that about a number of
00:15:21.880 people he said that about Thomas Cromwell years later years after the Cromwell years he said oh
00:15:26.380 he was really good actually I shouldn't have just got rid of him by the way just to let you know
00:15:31.080 Thomas Cromwell who will come into this story later I've got a whole epoch haven't I in
00:15:35.440 conversation with Luca was it even a two-parter all about Thomas Cromwell Thomas Cromwell just
00:15:39.920 to remind you if you haven't watched that one Thomas Cromwell this time is Cardinal Wolsey's
00:15:44.340 right-hand man, or one of his right-hand men. He's very, very low-born as well. He's just the son of
00:15:50.900 Putney Blacksmith. He's a complete nobody, really. Capable as an administrator and a politician,
00:15:57.420 basically. But he's just one of Woolsey's right-hand men. Anyway, he'll come up later in the
00:16:02.040 story, perhaps not even this epoch. Well, maybe. We'll see. We'll get to it. Oman goes on saying
00:16:07.720 this. His place as the king's chief councillor, Cardinal Woolsey we're talking about here,
00:16:12.420 Fell to the Duke of Norfolk
00:16:14.460 The uncle of Anne Boleyn
00:16:16.120 The king immediately proceeded
00:16:18.100 To treat the cardinal with great ingratitude
00:16:20.980 So Henry's favour has been rescinded
00:16:24.260 In this age, everything flows from the king
00:16:27.020 If you're in favour with him
00:16:28.840 It's all well and good 1.00
00:16:30.240 Riches and power beyond your wildest reckoning 0.99
00:16:33.400 But if he decides he doesn't like you and you're out
00:16:35.680 That's it, it's all over
00:16:36.880 It's all over
00:16:37.880 Wolves' harsh deeds had always been wrought
00:16:40.940 For his master's benefit
00:16:42.340 rather than his own but Henry chose to ignore this fact and to win a cheap popularity by
00:16:49.000 persecuting his old and faithful servant again that speaks volumes doesn't it about Henry's
00:16:53.680 character we said this earlier didn't we in one of the previous episodes but Henry on some level
00:16:58.700 quite often would seem jovial and nice and friendly and joke about and laugh about and be
00:17:03.700 kindly and conversational with normal people and all that sort of thing but he had that year
00:17:09.420 where he could be absolutely deadly, a ruthless, unbelievably ruthless, mean, cruel even. The idea
00:17:18.240 that someone served him absolutely faithfully, brilliantly really, for 15 odd years. But now
00:17:23.460 Henry's decided, it's just annoyed him a bit. And Henry's decided it's in his interest, Henry's
00:17:28.840 interest, to completely destroy him. He just did it, just does that. He doesn't care. Anne Boleyn
00:17:34.960 And her uncle Norfolk
00:17:36.420 Exasperated by the delay in the king's divorce
00:17:39.380 Because this has dragged on for a few years now
00:17:41.120 Oman makes it sound like this all happens
00:17:43.160 Very very quickly, no, this has dragged out over
00:17:44.860 A small number of years
00:17:46.320 Anne Boleyn and Norfolk, because they're just waiting
00:17:48.460 As soon as, one way or another
00:17:50.760 If and when, Catherine of Aragon
00:17:52.960 Is out of the way, well quite quickly
00:17:55.140 She can become Queen of England 1.00
00:17:56.580 Get her pregnant as quickly as possible 1.00
00:17:58.540 Right, Norfolk's happy 1.00
00:18:00.220 His family is now the royal family
00:18:02.580 Anne Boleyn's happy
00:18:04.520 She's got everything she would ever dream of
00:18:06.400 More than she could ever dream of
00:18:07.600 So they can't wait 0.99
00:18:09.220 They're chomping at the bit
00:18:10.160 And if Henry has decided Wolsey is the problem
00:18:13.480 Then Wolsey is the problem
00:18:15.460 Basically, you know
00:18:16.780 And so Anne Boleyn is an enemy of Wolsey
00:18:19.880 He should have been her greatest supporter
00:18:22.780 Her greatest lifeline
00:18:23.800 He could have got her what she wanted
00:18:26.240 But the fact that he can't
00:18:27.620 And Henry's now turned on him
00:18:29.200 Just means that he needs to get out of the way
00:18:32.240 He needs to be gone
00:18:33.680 So Norfolk and Anne Boleyn hate Wolsey now
00:18:37.860 True fall from grace for Cardinal Wolsey
00:18:40.200 Anne Boleyn and Norfolk are exasperated by the delay in the king's divorce
00:18:44.140 And they stirred up Henry to the attack
00:18:46.500 The cardinal was impeached for having accepted the title of legate from Rome
00:18:51.360 Without the king's formal leave many years before
00:18:54.300 It's a trumped up charge
00:18:55.440 Absolute trumped up charges
00:18:57.060 I mean technically formally, okay maybe
00:18:59.320 But in a normal course of events, no problem
00:19:01.400 when the king would be happy to have an English cardinal, but he's trying to find something to
00:19:07.200 get him on, formally, even legally, remove him, disgrace him. So he chooses that.
00:19:14.120 Oman says, Henry had made no objection at the time, and it was pure hypocrisy to pretend
00:19:19.760 indignation now. But Wolsey was declared to have incurred penalties under the statute of
00:19:25.840 which forbade dealings with Rome conducted without royal leave. He was condemned, deprived of all his
00:19:34.040 enormous personal property, and sent away from court to live in his archbishopric of York, i.e.
00:19:40.640 steal all your money and lands, send you away, send you up north to York. He'd never even been
00:19:45.900 to York. Whilst we get together more charges and a kangaroo court, and while we get all our ducks
00:19:51.900 in a row to probably charge you with treason maybe even execute you just go up north and stay quiet
00:19:57.400 and be there get out of sight and one says a year later henry again commenced to molest him and he
00:20:04.520 was on his way to london to answer a preposterous charge of treason when he died in leicester as
00:20:11.240 much of a broken heart as of any disease he had been arrogant and harsh in his day of power but
00:20:18.020 he had served his master so faithfully that nothing can excuse Henry's ingratitude.
00:20:24.240 Unfortunately for England, he had taught the king the dangerous lesson that he could go very far in
00:20:29.740 the direction of absolute and tyrannical government and escape from the consequent
00:20:34.320 unpopularity by throwing over his ministers. Henry used this knowledge to the full during the rest of
00:20:40.340 his reign, end quote. Very good point that Professor O mentions there because it does set
00:20:46.040 exactly that it sets the scene for how Henry conducts himself going forward that he can do
00:20:52.960 really really bad things basically tyrannical things or order other people to do them and
00:20:59.580 then when it gets out of hand and the people are upset there's even revolts and riots and
00:21:03.860 all sorts of things blame it all on that same person and then disgrace them and do away with
00:21:09.460 them even execute them just play that that that gambit replay that over and over and over again
00:21:16.040 yeah it's almost too easy isn't it if you're ruthless enough to do it and
00:21:20.960 Henry VIII it certainly is easily is we hope you enjoyed that video and if you
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