The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - April 09, 2025


The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1139


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 48 minutes

Words per Minute

180.39833

Word Count

19,628

Sentence Count

1,667

Misogynist Sentences

32

Hate Speech Sentences

107


Summary

In this episode of The Lotus Eaters, the lads talk about how millennials are giving Asians cancer, and why it gives them cancer. They also discuss the latest in the Brokernomics debate, and discuss the current state of the Trump administration.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 How do you do, fellow Lotus Eaters? This is the podcast of The Lotus Eaters, episode 1139.
00:00:07.080 I'm your host, Harry, joined today by Josh, who's threatening to get his willy out.
00:00:13.200 I'm not threatening.
00:00:14.580 Who has got his willy out. And Dan, who's always standing full mast.
00:00:19.940 It was a bit low energy, wasn't it, Harry?
00:00:22.240 Was it?
00:00:23.280 A bit. I don't know, middling energy, maybe.
00:00:25.660 Middling energy.
00:00:26.420 How would you have done it, Dan?
00:00:27.960 You might have a bit more vim and vigor.
00:00:30.440 Hello there.
00:00:31.740 Welcome to the podcast of The Lotus Eaters.
00:00:33.340 All right, so this first section of the podcast will be testing out intros to the podcast.
00:00:37.720 I hope you don't mind.
00:00:38.800 It's very meta, okay.
00:00:40.200 Yeah, yeah. No, it won't, actually, because we're going to be talking about...
00:00:43.120 Dan's going to be talking about tariffs again.
00:00:45.320 I'm going to be talking about millennial writing and why it gave me cancer.
00:00:49.260 Josh is going to be talking about streamers giving Asians cancer.
00:00:54.460 That's true.
00:00:55.420 Yeah.
00:00:55.760 Yeah, okay.
00:00:56.420 I know you like an Asian, so I've done a whole second about it.
00:00:59.360 Yeah, I'm not unforgiving them cancer, though.
00:01:00.620 That seems a bit...
00:01:01.480 I'm not actually doing that.
00:01:01.860 It's a bit harsh.
00:01:02.840 It's a bit harsh.
00:01:03.980 Anyway, I think there's nothing else to say, so Dan, get on with it.
00:01:08.820 Oh, hang on.
00:01:09.200 I'm just doing the bloody hell screen zooming bit so I can actually read it.
00:01:12.900 Don't take all day, Dan.
00:01:14.520 All right.
00:01:16.060 Okay.
00:01:16.660 Game phrase on.
00:01:18.400 I think I'm going to have to talk about tariffs again.
00:01:21.300 I've been talking about tariffs quite a lot, but there doesn't seem to actually be anything
00:01:25.580 else in the news.
00:01:26.780 I don't know if you guys have...
00:01:28.460 I mean, looking at our segments.
00:01:31.240 Yeah, there's not much been going on, really.
00:01:34.120 Yeah, it's all been about tariffs.
00:01:36.260 So I've been talking about tariffs a lot.
00:01:38.060 I did this video on tariffs last week where I kind of, you know, gave it a bit of an intro
00:01:44.420 and, you know, my perspective on the sort of general direction of things.
00:01:48.760 Then I did a Brokernomics on that where I went into a bit more detail, the sort of, you
00:01:53.760 know, basic tier of how these tariffs work and the mechanisms behind it and all that kind
00:01:58.180 of stuff.
00:01:58.540 Then yesterday, I did a three-hour live stream with Academic Agent on a tariff debate.
00:02:09.320 You watched it, Harry.
00:02:10.800 What did you think?
00:02:11.860 I thought it was an interesting discussion.
00:02:13.940 The shame was that it was two separate discussions going on parallel with one another.
00:02:18.320 You weren't really debating the same thing.
00:02:20.080 AA was looking at this from a potential short-term consequences angle where he was looking at
00:02:24.960 if there are price increases of products due to the tariffs, how is this going to affect
00:02:30.040 the next election for the Republicans?
00:02:31.900 He was very concerned about Jamal, wasn't he, and his trainers?
00:02:35.060 His Nikes.
00:02:35.800 They're very important to Jamal, and Jamal does get as much of a vote as everybody else.
00:02:39.840 So it was something important to think about in the short term.
00:02:42.460 You were looking at it from a broader, long-term geopolitical strategy.
00:02:46.560 Exactly right.
00:02:47.220 So, I mean, AA is very good, you know, world-class thinker on elite theory and all that stuff.
00:02:58.060 So top chat.
00:02:58.940 We like having him in whenever we can.
00:03:01.600 He does have a slight hint of the Peter Hitchens about him.
00:03:06.120 Doesn't like the all these days.
00:03:07.640 Yes.
00:03:08.500 What?
00:03:09.300 Don't we all these days?
00:03:10.580 Well, yeah.
00:03:10.980 I mean, I'm maybe not less the contrarian, more the just unending misery.
00:03:15.640 Well, there is that.
00:03:17.120 Yeah, so he was coming in from the perspective of, you know, the short-term power plays and
00:03:20.960 stuff, and I was coming in.
00:03:21.840 So if you want to see two people of the right, even if one of them likes to be a bit contrarian
00:03:26.740 to the right, then that would be an interesting discussion about, you know, the current stage
00:03:31.620 of things.
00:03:32.760 And what I thought I'd do in this segment is because Travis are dominating everything
00:03:36.880 again, I will go through a little bit deeper into my thinking of it, some of the stuff
00:03:41.380 that I mentioned in that live stream, although without the back and forwards quite so much.
00:03:46.820 Also, if you've got a question, Josh has very kindly said that I can run into his segment
00:03:52.700 a little bit.
00:03:53.400 So if you have a question, put it in a rumble rant, and I'll try and answer it in the segment.
00:03:58.120 And if you're a subscriber, put your question in the comments, and I'll get you another bloody
00:04:03.740 full Brokernomics, and I'll go much deeper into your comments.
00:04:06.920 So there you go.
00:04:07.760 Everybody's got a chance to get into this.
00:04:09.480 So that also means that you're not reading the comments at the end today, right?
00:04:13.380 Yeah.
00:04:13.640 Because you're saving them all up for your...
00:04:14.940 Well, I'll do the rumble rants today, but the subscriber comments I'll save for the Brokernomics
00:04:21.100 so that I can go into them properly and with full detail.
00:04:24.120 But, you know, any comments on yours, I'm sure we can do as before.
00:04:27.600 Right.
00:04:27.880 So let's start off with the setup behind this, because one of the things that's become apparent
00:04:33.460 to me as I've been talking about this over the course of the last week is a lot of people
00:04:37.480 are working on the assumption that everything was hunky-dory up until Trump put the tariffs
00:04:45.380 on, as if everything was fine.
00:04:48.640 That's not entirely the case.
00:04:50.120 This is a map showing who your largest trading partner is, given the binary choice between
00:04:57.620 the US and China.
00:04:59.880 So, for example, Turkey's largest trading partner is actually Germany.
00:05:04.520 That aside, right, between the split between the US and China, you can just see that China
00:05:11.480 is dominating, apart from basically the collective West.
00:05:18.180 Apart from a little bit of Central America, Canada, and Europe.
00:05:22.260 And even then, Eastern Europe's on China, Spain's with China.
00:05:26.580 Yes.
00:05:27.160 What's going on in Spain?
00:05:29.100 Australia.
00:05:29.460 Well, they are ever since.
00:05:30.080 Yeah, that's true.
00:05:30.800 Australia and New Zealand, members of Five Eyes, they've gone over.
00:05:35.000 So, I mean, this is not the sort of thing you can ignore for military reasons, which I
00:05:40.940 will come back to in a bit.
00:05:42.440 The other thing that you want to bear in mind is, I think a lot of people were under
00:05:46.720 the assumption that the COVID-era debt, and more broadly, the last 30 years of rampant
00:05:54.760 deficit spending, huge government expenditure, and debt accumulation, I think they thought
00:06:01.420 it was all free.
00:06:03.320 Well, it sort of is, in that when they held the default world reserve currency, a lot of
00:06:10.480 their debts were basically inconsequential to them, because they could just print more
00:06:14.700 money and devalue the debt that they had.
00:06:17.140 Well, it lets you accumulate the debt for free, but the servicing cost of the debt isn't
00:06:21.260 free.
00:06:22.480 So, I think a trillion dollars a year now is going just to servicing the debt.
00:06:28.340 So, yes, it's pretty much free at the point of creation.
00:06:31.200 They can push it out there during the mechanisms that you described, but you still need to pay
00:06:35.820 the ongoing bill on it.
00:06:37.020 Well, it's because the world has moved away from the dollar as a reserve currency to a
00:06:42.340 significant degree from the year 2000.
00:06:44.920 Yeah.
00:06:45.280 And also, the debt has gone up, and so those interest payments are now extortionate, really.
00:06:50.680 I mean, they're not bigger than Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid at the moment, but they've
00:06:56.980 already exceeded the size of the military, for example, just paying the debt.
00:07:00.800 And if you look at this, I mean, you know, Americans have allowed themselves to cover
00:07:08.840 up all sorts of sins in inefficient government, in bloated government, you know, jobs.
00:07:16.360 You know, COVID is a classic example of this.
00:07:19.720 A lot of the people enthusiastic about it, the leftists and the boomers, for example, just
00:07:24.400 thought that they could have it for free.
00:07:25.880 And, you know, if you could do that, why wouldn't you just always have a situation where people
00:07:31.560 stayed home and didn't go to work and got handouts?
00:07:34.980 We all still went to work.
00:07:36.760 Well, yes.
00:07:37.380 Yes.
00:07:37.760 Well, I didn't, because I wasn't here at the time.
00:07:39.460 I was getting very annoyed at home.
00:07:41.080 That's true.
00:07:41.800 Being stared at by the neighbours every time I had a group of rules.
00:07:44.520 I was working from home, so I was still working.
00:07:47.560 Right.
00:07:48.720 Yeah, one of the few.
00:07:49.800 Not if you worked in the government, you wouldn't have been.
00:07:51.400 You would have been sat at home watching Netflix.
00:07:53.760 But basically, the bill for COVID is, and you can see the huge jump in the debt, the bill
00:08:01.000 for that is coming due now because most of that debt was done on a five-year rollover
00:08:05.920 and it's five years later.
00:08:07.080 So the bill is coming due and basically the US has 10 trillion in debt to rollover over
00:08:13.160 the course of the next year.
00:08:15.400 So, and the other thing that's changed, of course, is that interest rates at the time
00:08:20.020 when it was done was about 1% and now they're about 5%.
00:08:23.500 So that's an extra 400 billion that they're going to have to pay.
00:08:30.340 Now, if you think about what Elon Musk is doing with Doge, a really good outcome for
00:08:34.540 Doge would be that they cut, say, 400 billion.
00:08:37.460 So all of Doge's efforts could be wiped out if these debt costs don't come down fast.
00:08:43.480 So that's the setup.
00:08:45.280 Please don't assume that if everything was going to be hunky-dory, if Trump did nothing,
00:08:50.960 that was absolutely, you know, not the case.
00:08:53.880 I'll give you another bit of broader perspective.
00:08:56.420 Let's hear from Mr. Vance, shall we?
00:08:59.020 Can you play this from about 28 seconds in?
00:09:01.360 All of us to step back and ask us, ask ourselves, what has the globalist economy gotten the United
00:09:09.220 States of America?
00:09:10.240 And the answer is fundamentally, it's based on two principles, incurring a huge amount
00:09:15.400 of debt to buy things that other countries make for us.
00:09:18.700 And to make it a little bit more crystal clear, we borrow money from Chinese peasants to buy
00:09:23.780 the things those Chinese peasants manufacture.
00:09:25.960 That is not a recipe for economic prosperity.
00:09:28.560 It's not a recipe for low prices, and it's not a recipe for good jobs in the United States
00:09:33.060 of America.
00:09:33.900 For 40 years, we have gone down that pathway.
00:09:36.600 We've seen closing factories.
00:09:38.020 We've seen rising inflation.
00:09:39.520 We've seen the cost of housing so high that most Americans can't afford to buy a home right
00:09:43.140 now.
00:09:43.740 President Trump is taking this economy in a different direction.
00:09:46.840 He ran on that.
00:09:47.880 He promised it.
00:09:48.760 And now he's delivering.
00:09:50.000 And yes, this is a big change.
00:09:51.780 I'm not going to shy away from it.
00:09:53.320 But we needed a big change, Lawrence.
00:09:55.080 We cannot keep going down the Joe Biden globalist pathway where we have $2 trillion of peacetime
00:10:01.720 debt and deficits.
00:10:03.040 We have manufacturing disappearing.
00:10:05.220 That is not working for Americans.
00:10:07.360 We've got to take this country in a different direction.
00:10:10.140 So, yeah, good points by Vance.
00:10:12.640 Wasn't it fun two weeks ago when we were just making memes of Vance?
00:10:16.020 I did enjoy that, yeah.
00:10:17.340 Oh, this is J.D. Vance?
00:10:18.920 Yes.
00:10:19.280 I thought he was a lot fatter.
00:10:20.820 Yeah, yes.
00:10:21.540 Curlier hair.
00:10:22.080 He had a long curly hair and a deranged grin.
00:10:25.280 But no, no, he's fair point.
00:10:26.980 Right.
00:10:27.400 So a quick recap from my very long debate yesterday.
00:10:31.520 I'll try and sum it up a little bit sharper today.
00:10:35.520 Here's my sort of broad macro arguments for what's going on here.
00:10:38.600 Let me find them out.
00:10:39.180 Here we go.
00:10:39.800 Right.
00:10:40.160 So first thing you've got to bear in mind is the dollar's exorbitant privilege,
00:10:44.440 so that basically its ability to run huge deficits supported by debt indefinitely,
00:10:50.520 is not an immutable law of nature.
00:10:53.400 And actually, the dollar is at greater risk of dying from its strength than its weakness.
00:10:57.440 The reason being is that if the dollar is too strong, 50% of world's debt are denominated
00:11:02.660 in dollars.
00:11:03.660 It basically suffocates the system.
00:11:06.080 So the dollar is too strong, had to come down.
00:11:07.840 As I mentioned, the US has 10 trillion in COVID-era debt to roll over in the next year.
00:11:13.660 And you've got to get rates lower than nominal growth, right?
00:11:18.880 Basically, my thinking there is the economy is about the same size as the debt.
00:11:23.440 So the debt to GDP ratio is 100%.
00:11:25.520 So if given that they're the same size, if one grows faster than if the debt grows faster
00:11:31.640 than the economy, then it's going to swallow everything.
00:11:34.280 And then you're in a debt spiral, which is bad.
00:11:36.680 So you've got to get those rates below the growth rate.
00:11:41.880 Yeah, more there about the debt roll over.
00:11:45.680 The dollar's a wrecking ball.
00:11:46.660 It's too strong, 50%, blah, blah, blah.
00:11:48.240 Yeah, I said that.
00:11:50.180 Particularly in China.
00:11:51.320 So China's in an interesting situation.
00:11:53.160 We're going to have to come back to them because they're part of the big meltdown that
00:11:56.160 is going on right at this very moment.
00:11:58.940 China also has a vast amount of debt that it needs to roll over this year.
00:12:03.180 And it's in a bit of a tricky situation.
00:12:05.160 So they need this even more.
00:12:07.660 So it's a bit odd, some of the things that are happening at the moment.
00:12:10.780 It is also worth adding on to that, that the Chinese still need to restructure their
00:12:15.920 entire way in which they distribute money to their local governments.
00:12:20.640 Because at the minute, people are sort of surprised by this.
00:12:22.880 But the local districts or regional governments have a certain degree of autonomy.
00:12:28.340 It's why the social credit score thing is very different depending on where you are in China
00:12:34.880 because it's all done by these regional governments.
00:12:37.280 And they've been using their assets as collateral for loans.
00:12:40.660 And then eventually, the loans have got so large that they don't have enough assets to
00:12:44.960 get any future loans.
00:12:47.560 So they've got to more or less restructure that system.
00:12:50.460 And this is all coming at the same time that the US is whacking large tariffs on them.
00:12:55.160 Yeah.
00:12:55.580 I mean, they're in a right pickle for a number of reasons.
00:12:58.460 And yet there is this brinkmanship going on with the US at the moment, which I will come
00:13:02.880 back to.
00:13:03.420 But that is certainly an issue.
00:13:07.260 As well as the debt refi cycle, which is really important, you've also got to be thinking
00:13:10.880 about the manufacturing and strategic supply lines, including military.
00:13:14.940 So what am I thinking of there?
00:13:15.920 Well, one, a recent Pentagon study found that the US military fails at hundreds of separate
00:13:23.400 points because it is reliant on Chinese supply chains in order to function.
00:13:29.380 Now, I would suggest that if you are a superpower and you're worried about an up and coming superpower,
00:13:34.900 you don't make your military fail if the other superpower that you're a rival with doesn't
00:13:39.740 want to cooperate with you.
00:13:41.540 I think that is bad.
00:13:43.220 And presumably the Trump admin has come to the same conclusion, even though obviously Biden
00:13:48.300 and Obama were not particularly concerned about that.
00:13:51.280 The US share of global manufacturing has declined 11 points over the last decade from 28.4%.
00:13:58.440 So the US used to have 28.4% of global manufacturing, and that's down to 17.4% related to that map
00:14:07.080 that I showed you earlier.
00:14:07.940 So that's going to be both the fact that the US has de-industrialized as well as a lot of
00:14:13.080 the world has been industrializing as well.
00:14:15.640 So it's being pushed from both fronts.
00:14:17.960 Yeah, it's being squeezed.
00:14:18.740 Absolutely.
00:14:19.020 But that is a trend that is accelerating, so you would expect the next 10 points to come
00:14:23.680 even quicker.
00:14:24.940 That's the issue there.
00:14:26.160 And we are literally in the process right now of watching the US lose a war against Russia
00:14:31.200 because Russia can outproduce munitions, which is important.
00:14:36.740 I know that's not Trump's war.
00:14:37.900 That is a war that he inherited.
00:14:39.560 But I mean, that is the reality of it.
00:14:41.100 It is effectively a US proxy war against Russia, and they're losing it because they can't produce.
00:14:47.040 And what do I say at the end?
00:14:48.220 Oh, yeah.
00:14:48.760 Yeah.
00:14:49.020 I remind us that the US is not a superpower because of the dollar.
00:14:53.600 Some people are getting this a bit mixed up.
00:14:55.380 It's really a superpower because of its military, which allows it then to enforce its dollar
00:15:03.040 will.
00:15:03.360 And I won't go into now exactly how that came about.
00:15:06.580 But the strength of your military is also determined by the strength of your economy.
00:15:10.320 And the best measure of that in terms of sort of martial economy is industry, right?
00:15:17.060 Part of the reason that the US was so important in World War II is that they had the best industrial
00:15:24.060 capacity.
00:15:25.180 Yes.
00:15:25.560 Yeah.
00:15:25.740 I mean, that was really when they emerged as the superpower.
00:15:28.520 Exactly.
00:15:28.840 It was as a result of that.
00:15:30.180 So to go with this, I have put together this handy chart.
00:15:35.420 It's a bit blown up on our screen, Samson.
00:15:37.520 I don't know if you might need to reduce it.
00:15:38.580 As long as the audience can see that.
00:15:41.240 There we go.
00:15:41.980 That looks good.
00:15:42.720 So I put together this handy chart with emojis explaining the whole situation.
00:15:46.680 Because one of the pushbacks that I've had on this whole tariff thing is people looking
00:15:52.000 to identify different messages and say, well, look, if people can't agree what the tariffs
00:15:57.520 are for, well, that must invalidate the whole argument then.
00:16:01.240 Because if there's any confusion over, you know, give me one reason why these tariffs,
00:16:05.560 there is not one reason why these tariffs are for.
00:16:07.560 So there's three broad buckets as to why the tariffs are going in.
00:16:12.720 So there's the trade issue, which is the US manufacturing, the big deficits, the lack
00:16:17.100 of blue collar jobs, US getting hollowed out.
00:16:21.960 Trump is a champion of that.
00:16:23.300 He's been talking about this for 40 years.
00:16:25.100 And I think that if Trump had come in and he was still the only person in the admin who
00:16:31.100 was enthusiastic for this, it would have been like last time where he did a little bit of
00:16:35.820 tariffs and, you know, he did something, but it wasn't earth shattering like this.
00:16:39.920 The whole reason why this tariff thing is as big as it is, is because he's got the second
00:16:44.440 two camps who signed up to this as well.
00:16:46.360 So what are the, what are those second two camps?
00:16:48.520 Well, the money camp, which is the huge US debt, US debt, it's global debt, you know,
00:16:53.540 too much dollar denominated debt out there.
00:16:56.040 Rates are too high and the dollar is too high.
00:16:57.660 It's suffocating everybody.
00:16:58.620 People can't roll over their debts.
00:16:59.840 They can't release global liquidity, all of that stuff.
00:17:02.180 And the real champion there is Scott Bessons.
00:17:05.120 This is the, I mean, as you can imagine being a money guy and do brokonomics, this is,
00:17:08.560 this is probably the one that I focus on the most.
00:17:10.880 But, but what I'm saying is, is along with Trump's reasons for doing this, you then get
00:17:17.480 the money guys wanting to do this as well for their own reasons, but the policy achieves
00:17:22.400 what they're trying to achieve as well.
00:17:23.920 Then you've got the military guys, which is, you know, the problem is as simple as this.
00:17:27.840 The US military relies on China, which is obviously bonkers.
00:17:31.920 I put the champion down as Pete Hegseff.
00:17:34.780 I mean, actually, he's not being incredibly vocal on this, but there was a broad,
00:17:40.880 three military guys who understand that you just, you just can't have a situation where
00:17:44.660 China is, you know, able to turn off your military, obviously bonkers.
00:17:50.740 So then I've got, right, what does winning like for each of these camps?
00:17:54.740 Well, for the, for the trade guys, it's all about getting jobs back and getting the deficit
00:17:59.600 down.
00:18:00.360 And it's kind of as simple as that.
00:18:01.600 So when you hear Peter Navarro going out, he's being very bellicose on this.
00:18:05.540 He focuses purely on those two things, which is why you're getting different messages
00:18:09.780 from different people because he, he is only focused on those things.
00:18:12.980 And that's a win for him.
00:18:14.920 For the trade guys, losing would look like backing down.
00:18:19.000 And, and there's, that, that is the whole effort at the moment is to put so much, to
00:18:23.200 do so much reeing and so much screaming that Trump feels the need to back off and just give
00:18:30.220 up on these things.
00:18:30.940 Um, I don't think Trump is a sort of chap who, who backs down because people are reeing.
00:18:37.440 I saw an old tweet from 2014 where he's saying some people are artists, you know, they, I'm
00:18:43.800 paraphrasing a little bit here, you know, they might work in marble or on a canvas, but my,
00:18:48.760 my art form is in deal making and making the best deals is, um, how I basically get my
00:18:56.460 enjoyment.
00:18:57.440 Yes.
00:18:58.120 And if you've got that sort of mindset, you're probably not going to just say, you know what,
00:19:02.000 I back down.
00:19:03.080 Yes.
00:19:03.600 Because that's a bad deal.
00:19:04.780 I suspect he's going to hold the line on this, but we will see.
00:19:07.140 That's where all the effort is going, trying to make him back down.
00:19:09.200 Right.
00:19:09.620 The money guys, how do they win?
00:19:11.360 Well, they get the dollar down, they get their, they get their 10 trillion of debt rolled
00:19:15.700 over at manageable levels and, uh, they probably get a Mar-a-Lago record.
00:19:19.680 Now, what do I mean by that is that, um, so with each of these, I mean, people, people are
00:19:23.700 saying, people have said in the debate yesterday, some of the comments were saying,
00:19:26.320 I was, I'm just reaching and theorizing.
00:19:29.100 No, these guys have been very clear on what they want.
00:19:32.300 These guys have been very clear.
00:19:33.580 Scott Besson has been writing articles and doing interviews for, for years, making all
00:19:37.680 of these points.
00:19:38.700 Um, and the military guys are making all of these points.
00:19:41.000 So all of the, there is, there is no guessing as to what people want, uh, and what winning
00:19:46.640 looks like and what losing looks like that.
00:19:48.400 There's no theory whatsoever in this.
00:19:50.180 The people have been very clear.
00:19:51.200 So the Mar-a-Lago cause, what is that?
00:19:52.620 That is something that Scott Besson brings up every time he does an interview on this
00:19:56.340 is that there is going to need to be a new trade order in the world.
00:20:02.060 Now, these new trade orders, they come around every sort of 80 to a hundred years.
00:20:07.280 Um, you know, the, the, the last time would have been after the second world war.
00:20:10.760 Um, but you, you, you can keep going back and, and there will be a new trade order that's
00:20:16.320 put in when there's a change of hegemon.
00:20:19.160 Um, so either a new trade order, a viable trade order gets set up now when the US is
00:20:26.360 still hegemon or you wait until China are a co-equal partner or even ahead.
00:20:31.980 And then you do the trade and renegotiation.
00:20:34.140 So they obviously want to do the trade and renegotiate now.
00:20:36.420 And that's getting, and that's getting the, um, the acronym there.
00:20:39.460 Well, the, uh, uh, the name Mar-a-Lago Accords, uh, which I will come back to in a future
00:20:43.320 Brokernomics at some point.
00:20:44.900 Uh, and what does, what does losing look like to them when it's going to be, if, if the debt
00:20:48.680 cost goes up, you know, that'd be very bad for them.
00:20:51.340 Uh, as I mentioned, they, they want to roll over this debt close as possible to what it
00:20:55.480 was last time, not some, you know, great multiple of that.
00:20:58.480 Okay.
00:21:00.400 The military guys, uh, what does winning look like for them?
00:21:02.740 It's going to be, um, self-reliance or at least allies.
00:21:06.920 I think the US military might be able to live with it if their supply chain, um, had some
00:21:13.420 Indian input, for example, or, you know, some other place, maybe they could be a bit more
00:21:17.740 comfortable.
00:21:18.220 Ultimately, they would like to be.
00:21:19.480 A scammer division, maybe.
00:21:21.000 Yeah.
00:21:21.280 I mean, preferably they want to bring it all back in house.
00:21:24.000 That would be the best win, but you most certainly don't want it to be in China.
00:21:29.360 Obviously.
00:21:30.480 Also, India is still relatively close to China and very evadeable.
00:21:34.860 So I, I, I wouldn't say that, you know, moving it from out, out from China to India is a win.
00:21:40.940 I just say it's, it's not as bad as China, but ultimately you do want to bring it all
00:21:44.100 back in.
00:21:45.000 Um, and what does losing look like for them?
00:21:46.680 Well, it's, it's, if China, um, can outproduce them.
00:21:50.040 So this is a point that JD Vance makes.
00:21:51.760 There is a single Chinese shipyard that has outputted more commercial ships in a year
00:21:58.280 than the US has in its entire period since World War II.
00:22:02.140 Now those are commercial ships, but obviously that could be retooled for military ships pretty
00:22:06.960 quickly.
00:22:08.980 If anyone who's ever played a, you know, a, uh, a 4X strategy game knows that basically
00:22:14.980 whoever's got the biggest econ just wins because your, your military is, is, is downstream
00:22:19.300 of that.
00:22:20.200 Um, also losing would look like the, uh, China having the ability to, to turn off the US
00:22:24.320 military or whatever.
00:22:25.000 Okay.
00:22:25.380 So how are people, uh, reacting to this?
00:22:28.340 So, um, the, on, on, basically everybody is going to want to like the money stuff.
00:22:34.360 Um, longer term, China won't be so in love with it if they get the Mar-a-Lago records,
00:22:39.740 because they want to set the new trade order.
00:22:41.820 But, but China very, very much needs to get the dollar lower because it's got a lot of
00:22:46.620 debt to all of them and things that Josh was talking about as well.
00:22:48.840 So, so everybody is in favor of the money angle of this.
00:22:52.500 When it comes to the military angle, um, EU would probably, I mean, EU knows where it
00:22:58.800 is with having the US as the superpower.
00:23:00.920 So they're broadly happy with, you know, the Chinese, um, being cut out of it.
00:23:05.900 Um, the rest of the world, I mean, it depends on which country really, but, you know, they're
00:23:09.460 broadly happy with this.
00:23:10.820 Obviously China is very, is not happy, um, with the US military being independent of itself.
00:23:18.340 So I've, I've put them, yes.
00:23:20.340 I mean, I don't know for sure.
00:23:21.240 I'm not in a WhatsApp chat with Z, but I'm, I'm, I'm going out there.
00:23:25.380 Get invited to one from what I've heard.
00:23:27.000 Maybe they'll be thrilled that it could be more of a fair fight.
00:23:29.920 Possibly.
00:23:30.580 China's known for its honorable dealings.
00:23:32.680 Yes.
00:23:33.000 Maybe, maybe they're, they're, they're looking for a good old scrap.
00:23:36.820 Fair fight.
00:23:37.480 Yep.
00:23:37.740 More sporting.
00:23:39.060 Not to the end.
00:23:39.900 Total war over.
00:23:41.460 Let's just do it until we see who gets their military objectives and then peace, right?
00:23:45.400 Possibly.
00:23:45.840 That's how it works in the modern era.
00:23:46.960 But for the people who say I'm speculating, I am speculating that, that, that, that China,
00:23:50.920 China, um, would not like, um, that.
00:23:53.820 Um, and then over on the trade side, um, EU, uh, are, um, they started off being very belligerent,
00:24:00.480 um, but they've, they're now making noises about, okay, we want a zero rate deal with the US.
00:24:05.800 Um, the concern for the EU is that if they get into a zero rate trade arrangement with
00:24:11.080 the US, um, they are vastly, vastly over-regulated.
00:24:15.680 So they might be able to compete with California, but they're going to get their, you know, they're
00:24:19.620 going to get their trousers taken down by the, by the rest of the US.
00:24:22.060 So, so they will then end up getting into a race to the bottom on regulation, which is
00:24:27.400 not what they want to do because...
00:24:28.820 It sounds great for us.
00:24:30.500 Yes.
00:24:31.220 Yes, it, it, it would be good.
00:24:32.600 I think, I think the UK is going to be fine with this because we, you know, well, we don't
00:24:36.280 produce anything anyway, so, so it doesn't matter.
00:24:38.800 But we've got, we've got an aerospace industry, lots of aviation stuff.
00:24:41.960 That's true.
00:24:42.400 Yes, we, we have got a little bit of manufacturing.
00:24:44.200 We have got a little bit of something.
00:24:45.340 My town produces Bentleys.
00:24:47.120 There you go.
00:24:47.680 We produce something.
00:24:48.500 Okay, so we, we produce a little bit, so, so we're fine, but I didn't bother putting
00:24:52.580 us on the chart because, well, we didn't.
00:24:57.060 Anyway, China...
00:24:58.340 I will say just the, the one thing regarding the deficits that's annoyed me a little bit
00:25:02.300 is regarding the EU has been the American whining that apparently the EU has been screwing
00:25:07.940 them over with this trade deficit for untold decades when really it's like, well, well,
00:25:14.460 Trump in particular has been saying, oh, they barely buy any of our cars.
00:25:18.500 They don't fit in our roads.
00:25:21.220 Yeah, steering wheels on the wrong side as well.
00:25:23.600 They don't buy any of our food.
00:25:25.720 I mean, you've got RFK in there for a reason.
00:25:28.820 We don't, we don't want your food.
00:25:30.920 We've got our own farmers.
00:25:32.480 We like our own food as well.
00:25:34.260 Yeah, that's, that's been the one thing that's annoyed me about that.
00:25:38.500 We are never going to buy a Cadillac over here.
00:25:40.820 It's just, it's impractical.
00:25:42.240 I would like one, but it wouldn't necessarily be a go-to.
00:25:45.520 It would stay in the garage.
00:25:46.540 It would be a, it'd be a party piece.
00:25:48.500 Hey, look at that.
00:25:49.160 Want to go for a drive?
00:25:50.020 No.
00:25:50.520 I mean, I did buy an American, I bought a Tesla.
00:25:52.540 So that sort of counts, but I'm not buying one of those.
00:25:55.940 Teslas are a bit more adaptable and basically like little toy Hot Wheels blown up anyway.
00:26:00.780 So yes, yes, that is fair.
00:26:02.340 Right.
00:26:02.640 So then I thought, let's have a look at the generations as well.
00:26:06.400 So we've got Boomers, Gen X, Millennials and Zoomers.
00:26:08.580 Right, Boomers are losing their shit right now because they've basically got all the stocks
00:26:15.640 and stocks are down.
00:26:17.760 I will come back to that, but Boomers are very unhappy at the moment.
00:26:21.820 Gen Xers, Gen Xers do actually have a modest stock portfolio, nothing like the Boomers.
00:26:26.740 So they are also down, but Gen Xers, we're a different breed.
00:26:33.120 We're used to being kicked in the teeth so often that we kind of like it at this point.
00:26:39.080 And actually, we're thinking longer term about all this stuff anyway, so it doesn't particularly
00:26:43.720 matter.
00:26:44.480 Whereas the Millennials and Zoomers, and I will come back to this, they are absolutely loving
00:26:48.940 this because they haven't got anything to lose.
00:26:52.880 No assets.
00:26:53.900 Yes.
00:26:54.380 They don't have any assets.
00:26:55.320 They don't have any stocks.
00:26:56.400 They don't have any prospects.
00:26:58.680 Or a future.
00:26:59.620 Yes.
00:26:59.980 So why not lean into this?
00:27:02.260 I might skip over this Mar-a-Lago record, but it's just somebody's theory on how that
00:27:10.260 bar skip over that because it is taking a bit long.
00:27:12.040 So how is this going?
00:27:13.680 So here is the DXY, the dollar.
00:27:17.000 So it's basically the US dollar against a whole bunch of other currencies.
00:27:20.060 How is that holding up?
00:27:22.460 Remember the win criteria is this would come down, but it's choppy over the past five days.
00:27:29.200 But, you know, it is lower on a month timescale.
00:27:33.680 DXY was basically too high.
00:27:35.240 It was up there at sort of 104.
00:27:36.620 And now it did come down lower.
00:27:39.320 And now it's a bit higher.
00:27:40.740 So there's pretty much a bit of a win here.
00:27:42.940 So we're happy with that one.
00:27:45.840 Cost of debt.
00:27:48.180 Right.
00:27:48.520 So, again, let's do a shorter thing.
00:27:51.480 This would have been going up.
00:27:53.080 There we go.
00:27:53.560 So it initially came down more sharply and now it's up again.
00:27:55.960 And what you're getting at the moment is an awful lot of people on financial Twitter
00:27:59.500 who are clipping a bit of it.
00:28:02.200 What they probably do is they're, you know, they're just, they're just clip that bit there
00:28:06.960 and say, oh my God, debt is going vertical.
00:28:09.200 Panic, panic, panic, all that kind of stuff.
00:28:10.980 I mean, just step over, just ignore.
00:28:12.700 If you, if you zoom out, there you go.
00:28:18.520 You know, debt cost is still down.
00:28:21.060 So, you know, that is broadly moving in the right direction.
00:28:24.000 So don't get caught up in all.
00:28:25.240 Yes, it has spiked between the absolute low after it was announced and up to there.
00:28:29.380 But it's still, it's still moving in the right direction as a broad trend.
00:28:33.220 So I'm not, I'm not going to get too upset.
00:28:34.540 Why was it going in a negative trend in the first place, even before this, if you don't mind?
00:28:40.360 Well, because people didn't see any point in owning anything else other than US assets.
00:28:46.980 So some money was flowing in.
00:28:50.820 This is, this is kind of the global risk-free rate.
00:28:53.560 And then they kind of needed to get bond prices to move so they could get this, this rate
00:28:59.280 down to a serviceable level, because this is what they're going to be rolling over that
00:29:02.280 10 trillion of debt on.
00:29:03.800 So if they, if they can get this down, that is a win and it's not come down as much as
00:29:09.460 you might've hoped.
00:29:10.160 But, you know, again, you know, all the people on Twitter telling you that this is blowing
00:29:14.000 up and the CNBCs, you know, again, it's, it's, it's, it's just not actually that bad.
00:29:18.500 Um, uh, what else have I got?
00:29:21.360 Um, oh yeah.
00:29:22.320 So this is, this is returning to the, uh, China thing because what has been happening
00:29:26.160 is, okay, rates were coming down, but in recent, the trend has shifted.
00:29:32.320 Now they're going up again, not back to the level they were there, which is why I showed
00:29:35.760 the chart before, but things are moving up.
00:29:37.920 And the reninbi, um, the, um, uh, the Chinese currency is also going up.
00:29:42.860 So we've got a couple of competing theories as to what's going on here.
00:29:46.440 Um, this guy is, is sort of suggesting one side of this is that, um, China, so there's
00:29:53.580 two camps at the moment.
00:29:54.460 There's people that think that China is, is selling off, um, U S treasuries, um, despite
00:30:00.420 them, um, which is, which is bold because it will hurt the U S, but it
00:30:07.900 will also hurt China a lot as well because they need their, their reninbi lower.
00:30:11.900 So, um, we are in the process of finding out as to whether that is the thing or not.
00:30:17.300 Um, also on China, uh, minutes before we came on air, I, I quickly checked the news feed
00:30:23.100 only to find that they are retaliating to the U S's retaliation to the retaliation of
00:30:30.060 their tariffs.
00:30:31.300 Right.
00:30:31.480 So they've added, so, so basically, um, U S put on tariffs or whatever it was, 34%.
00:30:36.560 So, um, China put on 30%, 34% onto the U S and then, um, the U S put extra tariffs on
00:30:45.120 and now China have put another 50% on, like a few minutes before we came on air.
00:30:49.540 I have a question here.
00:30:50.540 How many retaliatory tariffs do they have to put on one another before it's declared a
00:30:55.180 formal trade war?
00:30:56.420 Because it seems to be at that point already.
00:30:59.840 I don't know if there was a formal definition of trade war.
00:31:01.740 There probably isn't.
00:31:02.600 I think it's safe to say we're in it and just a quick note, tariffs don't go up to
00:31:07.060 a hundred percent.
00:31:07.600 They go up to infinity percent.
00:31:09.240 So, uh, whatever, let's have a quick look into, uh, this article that only, it's only
00:31:14.060 just popped up.
00:31:15.000 So yeah, the, um, U S rate on China is now 104%.
00:31:19.000 Um, and, and China is at 84%, although the U S would say that currency manipulations count
00:31:24.780 for more than that.
00:31:25.280 So 104% would pretty much be double and a little bit more.
00:31:30.280 Yeah.
00:31:30.480 So when you buy your next piece of Chinese tat at the point where it comes into the country
00:31:35.000 to the importer, whatever they paid for it, they then need to pay 104% of that as a tax,
00:31:40.740 as a tariff, um, and then add their markup and then it goes on Amazon.
00:31:44.320 So it's still going to cost like six pounds for, you know, a toaster or something, but it's
00:31:49.140 just not going to be as cheap as it was.
00:31:51.120 Um, because it's fine because it's rubbish anyway.
00:31:55.340 Well, yes.
00:31:55.700 I mean, none of this Chinese stuff lasts more than a year or two.
00:31:58.920 So, I mean, a lot of people are upset about it, but do you really need it?
00:32:04.340 I mean, that's my view on it.
00:32:06.540 Um, Jamal's and his Nikes, man.
00:32:09.620 Yes.
00:32:10.800 Yeah.
00:32:11.100 Well, yes.
00:32:12.520 So yeah.
00:32:13.060 Um, Vietnam got hit with, uh, with a whole bunch of tariffs.
00:32:18.280 So whatever price Nike pays when they import them from the factory in Vietnam is going
00:32:24.380 to get whatever it is, 67%.
00:32:25.740 And is Jeff's chai latte from Starbucks going up as well?
00:32:30.220 Yes.
00:32:30.720 You know, a bunch of things will come in.
00:32:32.200 You're going to have to bear, you're going to have, yeah, you're going to have to bear
00:32:34.440 in mind that the input price that the importer pays is a fairly small percentage because
00:32:39.500 the biggest markup is actually when it goes into the shop or what the importer gets.
00:32:42.900 Here's a quick question.
00:32:43.920 So as I understand it then, if, uh, exporting in a US direction, as in if the US is buying
00:32:51.620 less stuff from abroad, does that mean that the global price of a lot of goods is going
00:32:55.040 to go down as the demand has gone down and therefore prices in Europe would actually be
00:32:59.720 lower minus the tariffs from the US?
00:33:03.400 Um, so a lot of this Chinese stuff is flowing into America and it looks like a lot less of
00:33:10.560 it is going to be flowing into America.
00:33:12.660 So China has the problem of excess capacity.
00:33:17.680 One way they might deal with that is by lowering the prices into everywhere else.
00:33:22.440 And the other people with a consumerist debt-driven mindset would be UK and Europe.
00:33:29.660 So yeah, maybe we have more, so maybe we can get extra Chinese tap that we don't need because
00:33:35.260 Americans are being edged out of it price-wise.
00:33:37.340 We can sort of drop ship it to the Americans with our lower tariff, be like a middleman.
00:33:42.260 Like India, for Russian oil to Europe.
00:33:44.720 If we had no shame whatsoever, we could pivot to being drop shippers.
00:33:50.460 I'm not suggesting we do that, by the way.
00:33:52.800 Um, some people I've noticed...
00:33:54.040 Revenue stream anyone?
00:33:55.200 Yeah.
00:33:55.780 Yes.
00:33:57.100 Yes, Lotus Eaters branded toasters or something.
00:33:59.280 Maybe that's...
00:34:00.300 We spend one penny on the logo that we stick on the Chinese toaster and then we mark it
00:34:05.640 up ten times.
00:34:08.020 Although we will then have a 10% tariff going into America, but I think we can deal with
00:34:11.300 that.
00:34:11.960 We'll be fine.
00:34:13.060 Um, one of the things I've noticed, um, uh, some of the...
00:34:15.600 A lot of people on, again, on social media have been saying that, that China can make
00:34:20.140 its population suffer because China has the bigger trade deficit with the US, so it does
00:34:25.820 hurt them more, plus they've got their own problems to deal with, which I haven't really
00:34:29.900 got time to get into now, but maybe I'll do that in the Brokonomics.
00:34:32.840 Um, but a lot of people have been saying, well, because China is a dictatorship, it can
00:34:38.120 just do that indefinitely because it doesn't have to worry about its people.
00:34:41.740 Uh, clearly you disagree, quite sensibly.
00:34:44.480 Yeah, well, the Chinese people have seen a very accelerated standard of living and the
00:34:51.360 whole reason that the CCP has sort of a hegemonic power over the Chinese people is that their
00:34:57.400 standard of living has got markedly better and the entire reason that their governance
00:35:04.040 exists unquestioningly, or at least appears to exist unquestioningly, is because people
00:35:10.100 broadly agree that their life is getting better in the future.
00:35:13.320 And if that stops, that is a big problem for everyone in China.
00:35:17.880 If, if the Chinese leadership has to deal with hundreds of thousands, if not millions of
00:35:24.080 unemployed men with nothing to lose pouring out of those southern factories back into the
00:35:28.780 cities, they've got a problem.
00:35:31.880 Um, so we, we will see who blinks first.
00:35:35.040 I, maybe I'm going to have to follow up with another segment next week.
00:35:38.400 Um, when the, when the actual shooting war between China and the U S begins, or maybe
00:35:43.480 the Chinese civil war begins or somebody backs down.
00:35:45.640 If China ends up murdering an incredible portion of its own population, that would just be another
00:35:51.580 footnote in the many times China.
00:35:53.400 Yes.
00:35:53.600 China has done that quite a lot.
00:35:56.660 Quite a few times.
00:35:57.540 Yes.
00:35:57.840 In recent memory as well.
00:35:59.160 Yeah.
00:35:59.440 Yes.
00:36:00.060 Yes.
00:36:00.280 Um, other people are less concerned about the China situation.
00:36:05.460 Zero hedge is going, um, absolutely nuclear about, um, the basis trade blowing up, uh,
00:36:12.560 which is basically where hedge funds take, um, U S treasuries and then they turn them,
00:36:17.460 uh, through the futures market.
00:36:19.120 And basically they leveraged into it to such an extent, um, that they're, they are in trouble.
00:36:24.040 So, um, everybody who is, um, sympathetic to hedge funds who are over leveraged, um, this
00:36:29.820 is your moment to, to break out the violin.
00:36:31.940 Uh, the reason I, I stick it up on screen is because it creates a problem for Jerome Powell
00:36:37.480 and the fed, because Jerome Powell and the fed do not like Trump.
00:36:40.700 They do not want to get on board.
00:36:42.680 They don't want to help out, um, by, um, anything that they can do by, you know, um, as this
00:36:48.660 sort of image shows bailing out Trump's trade war.
00:36:50.840 Uh, but they don't want to let their friends blow up either because they probably go, well,
00:36:56.420 they go, they go to dinner parties, dinner parties of these people and they want to get
00:36:59.220 jobs with them afterwards.
00:37:00.740 Um, so, so the fed is in a, is in a particular pickle at the moment.
00:37:04.540 Um, then I thought, um, oh, oh, let's talk about the boomers as well.
00:37:09.720 Josh, um, I'm, I'm a bit over time.
00:37:11.600 Can I, can I have a bit more time or should I skip the boom a bit?
00:37:14.300 What do you think?
00:37:14.960 I'm hosting.
00:37:15.780 Ask me.
00:37:16.440 All right.
00:37:17.000 What can I do?
00:37:17.600 Yeah, go for it.
00:37:18.280 Right.
00:37:18.720 Yeah.
00:37:19.040 I approve as well.
00:37:19.880 All right.
00:37:20.120 Okay, good.
00:37:20.840 Um, right.
00:37:21.400 So, so this is the S and P 500 boomers are absolutely freaking out because look, um,
00:37:26.440 you know, let's put it on the five day.
00:37:29.360 Um, actually let's put it on the month.
00:37:31.920 There we go.
00:37:32.720 So, so the S and P 500 used to be up here at, um, you know, what, what, what is that?
00:37:38.500 I assume this is one of those, cause I'm not an economist.
00:37:41.160 So I assume that this is one of those graphs where the idea was line, go up infinity.
00:37:45.480 Well, the whole point of the S and P 500 is that it's what the top 500 companies.
00:37:50.560 And because it's a diversified portfolio, the line forever goes up.
00:37:54.960 And in fact, it's, yes, it's quite rare for it to go down.
00:37:58.700 So there we go.
00:37:59.620 A few, a few weeks back, that was at sort of 5,700.
00:38:02.440 And here we are, we've lost 700 points on, on the, uh, the, the S and P.
00:38:06.880 So you might think, oh my God, that's catastrophic.
00:38:08.840 And, and the boomers are going absolutely mental about this.
00:38:11.640 Um, let's put it on a five year view.
00:38:14.060 Um, you know, we're back to levels not seen since mid last year, mid last year.
00:38:21.940 Yeah.
00:38:22.080 It's also worth mentioning as well.
00:38:23.200 Most people investing in the S and P 500 are doing it more on the longterm, aren't they?
00:38:27.800 To try and beat inflation rather than in a safe investment.
00:38:32.680 So not necessarily going in there for a short trade.
00:38:35.740 Right.
00:38:36.040 So finally, let, let, let's get into this absolute, um, uh, massive boomer, uh, schism.
00:38:43.300 Um, because, uh, I, I think it's funny.
00:38:46.500 Um, and you, you, you guys, cause I'm, I've, I've rambled over a bit.
00:38:50.780 So you guys stopped me when you've had enough of this.
00:38:52.900 Uh, but this is, this is Tim Rice.
00:38:54.760 For all you mega cultists who keep saying the market slump doesn't matter because 20 and 30 year olds have had plenty of time to make up losses.
00:39:01.920 Uh, seriously, what's your answer for people retiring now who thought they were good until you guys effed it up?
00:39:07.400 What's your answer?
00:39:08.320 Tough shit.
00:39:09.180 Yes.
00:39:10.060 Uh, funnily enough, uh, the, the zoomers and the millennials in the comments are not massively.
00:39:17.160 Sympathetic.
00:39:17.800 Boo hoo.
00:39:18.440 Oh, you get to retire.
00:39:19.440 I'm going to work until I'm dead.
00:39:20.940 I don't care.
00:39:21.820 Yes.
00:39:23.000 Um, didn't, didn't most of these people that he's castigating now have to shut their entire lives down a few years ago?
00:39:30.320 Uh, at the expense of all of this debt that needs to be repaid now.
00:39:34.300 Well, purely for the sake of Tim Wise feeling a bit more, um, secure in itself.
00:39:38.580 Funny you mention that.
00:39:39.240 Some people are recycling some of his own comments back to him.
00:39:41.920 Uh, he, he said, um, a couple of years ago,
00:39:44.140 when you millennials and Gen Z arseholes stop congregating in large numbers because you're
00:39:48.640 young and you can handle COVID-19, perhaps we respect you.
00:39:52.220 Until then, we don't care about your college debt and no precious.
00:39:55.400 We won't be paying or sell your bills anymore.
00:39:58.060 Good luck.
00:39:58.780 Well, it goes around, comes around.
00:40:00.160 So, so people have been giving Tim advice, uh, stop buying, um, avocado toast.
00:40:05.880 Maybe he's going to have to cancel that fifth cruise of the year.
00:40:09.160 Uh, yes.
00:40:09.600 Some people are saying, look, go into plumbing, learn to code.
00:40:12.280 Have we got any visit Canada comments here?
00:40:15.700 Have you tried euthanizing yourself?
00:40:17.980 Uh, yeah, yes.
00:40:18.920 Somebody suggested that.
00:40:20.160 Um, you know, this guy is saying, look, you can pull yourself by your, by your bootstraps.
00:40:23.700 Hard work pays off.
00:40:25.380 Uh, stop buying so much avocado toast and fancy letters and get an entry level job to
00:40:30.060 get your foot in the door.
00:40:31.100 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:40:31.520 What if he goes in and gives the manager a firm handshake?
00:40:34.580 Yes.
00:40:35.260 Top advice.
00:40:36.240 I literally got that advice from my dad.
00:40:40.000 Advice?
00:40:41.020 It never worked.
00:40:43.160 The handshake wasn't firm enough.
00:40:45.060 Oh, clearly that must have been the problem.
00:40:47.140 Yeah.
00:40:47.620 Yeah.
00:40:47.940 Have you tried a side hustle, pick up some extra shifts and over time?
00:40:50.940 Um, so, so, so the reason I threw this in there is because, um, there was a bit of a
00:40:56.280 generational divide over this one and, and zoomers and millennials, they just really don't
00:41:00.680 care because they are, they're not invested in the system.
00:41:03.380 People of Harry and I's age have nothing invested in the system.
00:41:07.160 All it does is extract money from us.
00:41:08.920 So why should we care if it burns down?
00:41:11.060 Generally about a quarter of my wages every single month go to taxes and all sorts of things.
00:41:19.040 And that's even before council tax and value added tax on every purchase I make as well.
00:41:24.580 So good luck saving.
00:41:26.080 We're paying money to a system that screws us over actively.
00:41:29.240 Is actively replacing it.
00:41:30.660 Yeah.
00:41:30.720 So why would we care?
00:41:33.140 Yeah.
00:41:33.880 They can pull themselves up by their bootstraps, take the Panda Express assistant manager job
00:41:37.600 with a smile, blah, blah, blah.
00:41:38.660 You get, you get loads of this.
00:41:39.640 Oh, that was the Chris Rufo one, wasn't it?
00:41:41.840 Yeah.
00:41:42.000 About the Panda Express manager.
00:41:43.640 They get paid really well.
00:41:45.380 I mean, in America, yeah.
00:41:46.380 Oh, that was a famous Tim Wise comment about how white people are going to go extinct
00:41:53.300 and he's not going to be sad about it because it's a good thing, actually.
00:41:57.760 Yes.
00:41:58.000 That's an interesting take from him.
00:42:00.300 Yes, yes, is indeed.
00:42:01.880 So I wonder what would motivate that.
00:42:04.620 Remarkable lack of sympathy from him on many fronts there.
00:42:09.560 Yeah.
00:42:09.760 Okay.
00:42:10.280 So anyway, so this is developing.
00:42:11.920 Haven't had a chance to do anything more than a bit of reaction on this one and what's going on.
00:42:15.340 I'll do a Brokernomics when I get into it more.
00:42:17.500 And let's just see if anyone has left a rumble rant from me to answer straight away.
00:42:22.560 Well, right.
00:42:23.440 So Rage Quit Ninja says,
00:42:27.300 China has always been threatening to attack the independent nation of Taiwan.
00:42:31.540 If it were to economically collapse, this might push it to actually do so.
00:42:36.320 I think in reading out independent nation of Taiwan, your social credit score just got shifted down a little bit there.
00:42:42.800 But yes, so I mean, you know, he's right.
00:42:47.240 I mean, this situation is so unpredictable at the moment that I'm going to I'm going to end up having to come back to it.
00:42:52.240 So, yeah, that could happen.
00:42:53.900 I came in partway through.
00:42:55.020 Did you see China raise tariffs to 84 percent?
00:42:57.100 I did.
00:42:57.680 I only just caught that just before we came on.
00:43:00.040 Trump's going to embargo them at this point.
00:43:02.040 Yes. Well, I suppose you could go to infinity percent tariffs or you could just embargo them or whatever.
00:43:05.880 Same thing.
00:43:07.100 And Bald Eagle 1787 says China can turn off the U.S. military because a vast majority of things the U.S. uses in their arsenal are made in China.
00:43:16.900 China just cuts off the exports and the U.S. military has zero munitions.
00:43:20.600 I mean, yeah, pretty, pretty much.
00:43:22.800 I mean, it's not just it's not just military as well.
00:43:24.900 China dominates on heart medication, diabetes medication as well.
00:43:28.320 That's very important for America.
00:43:30.080 Yeah. China.
00:43:30.740 The U.S. should never have got into this situation.
00:43:33.240 Who was it that put them in that situation?
00:43:34.840 Was it Reagan?
00:43:35.940 Oh, the last the last 30 years of globalist leaders.
00:43:39.760 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:43:41.120 OK, on to something a little bit less complicated, a little bit less serious.
00:43:45.980 And if we're entirely honest with ourselves, not particularly important.
00:43:49.440 But I wanted to talk about it anyway.
00:43:51.460 And that is the scourge of millennial writing, which sadly has given me terminal cancer.
00:43:58.100 And if you still got all your hair, that's a miracle.
00:44:01.120 Well, I've chosen to go the Walter White route of, ah, screw it.
00:44:05.160 You're making meth now.
00:44:06.300 OK, stay on your good side.
00:44:08.360 And not for the first time.
00:44:10.720 It's self-incriminating now.
00:44:13.420 Ah, they'll never catch me.
00:44:14.980 Anyway, so you may have experienced this before.
00:44:18.000 You may have encountered it, which is the millennial writing.
00:44:20.800 I first came across the term through this man's account, Shredded Nerd.
00:44:24.940 He's got a couple of videos on these sorts of things.
00:44:26.880 A recent video came out of called Millennial Critics, I think it was,
00:44:31.300 where he was insulting, like, Zero Punctuation and Yahtzee and people like that.
00:44:35.860 And he also did this one, a follow-up called Millennial Characters.
00:44:39.280 And I think you can identify Millennial writing through a few of the things that he identifies in these videos.
00:44:45.540 To sum a little bit of them up, I would recommend you watch them, though.
00:44:48.560 So, it doesn't necessarily mean that you are a Millennial who writes things.
00:44:54.060 Millennial writing is just the name that has been given to this colloquially.
00:44:58.020 It's sort of a term for the bad stuff.
00:44:58.760 So, you can be a Millennial who's a good writer.
00:45:01.120 Yeah, so it's a bad term.
00:45:02.960 It's a style of writing.
00:45:04.520 It's a style of writing, exactly.
00:45:06.460 And you can identify it through a few things, which is a reliance on irony and insincerity.
00:45:12.740 Nothing is allowed to be serious for too long.
00:45:15.180 You can see this through, ironically enough, Boomer, Joss Whedon-style writing,
00:45:18.880 where things can be serious for a few minutes at a time,
00:45:23.040 but every serious scene has to end with a quip.
00:45:25.800 This is a product of emotional insecurity and a fear of rejection.
00:45:30.500 Oh, that's a very interesting take.
00:45:31.980 I just thought it's because of the fact that he's a hack.
00:45:35.780 That too.
00:45:36.740 Yeah, although I still quite like Firefly.
00:45:39.500 Oh, did you make Firefly?
00:45:41.020 I like that.
00:45:41.540 He wrote Firefly, yeah.
00:45:42.580 He also wrote the original Buffy show.
00:45:45.380 Oh, I like that as well.
00:45:46.040 Yeah, well, the thing is, Joss Whedon, he kind of started the trend,
00:45:50.380 while at the same time kind of having some good shows behind him at the same time.
00:45:54.900 So you could forgive it with him, because with him, it was new.
00:45:58.780 It was a new style of writing that was interesting and funny.
00:46:03.000 And he kept on leaning into it.
00:46:04.660 Well, it was more that he then did the first Avengers film,
00:46:08.460 and then the rest of Marvel decided to do it as well,
00:46:11.400 and then because Marvel was the big popular franchise,
00:46:14.620 as everyone else started to do it as well,
00:46:17.160 but without even a fraction of the talent that Joss Whedon originally displayed
00:46:22.380 when he was writing this stuff back in the early 2000s.
00:46:26.360 But it does serve to undercut the kind of emotional stakes of any story
00:46:31.220 that you're being told.
00:46:32.540 It's also got the constant pop cultural references
00:46:35.120 that you as the audience are just expected to get.
00:46:37.880 This could be a holdover from Family Guy,
00:46:39.960 which a lot of people of millennials and my generation
00:46:43.040 would have grown up watching.
00:46:44.480 Constant swearing for no reason.
00:46:47.320 They just think it makes them sound cool and mature.
00:46:49.800 I really dislike that.
00:46:50.920 A lot of shouting.
00:46:52.160 They talk like babies,
00:46:53.840 but throw in lots of swearing in their baby talk,
00:46:56.780 and it's very, very annoying.
00:46:58.180 I'll tell you what I really dislike
00:46:59.440 that's probably going to get some people upset at me,
00:47:01.660 but I really didn't like the film Step Brothers,
00:47:04.000 because it was basically...
00:47:04.880 I hate that film.
00:47:06.160 It was two reasonably good comic actors playing man children.
00:47:11.180 When they're in the right role.
00:47:12.720 Yeah.
00:47:13.640 But Will Ferrell has a bad tendency to go for characters
00:47:16.640 who are just random loud noises and shouting.
00:47:19.540 That's kind of his style.
00:47:21.800 Yeah, I don't really like that.
00:47:23.700 No, me neither.
00:47:24.960 It's also very flippant in its depictions of violence,
00:47:27.720 where the writers clearly have never experienced real-life violence,
00:47:32.220 so they kind of tend to glorify it and revel in it.
00:47:36.740 See, for instance, the boys' TV show,
00:47:40.200 where everything is as gross as possible,
00:47:42.980 as gory as possible,
00:47:44.460 because really, you can just tell
00:47:46.260 these writers have never been punched in the face
00:47:48.400 when they were growing up.
00:47:50.400 I watched a film once
00:47:51.340 where a woman was in the back seat of a car,
00:47:53.540 and she took off her shoe
00:47:54.700 and hit this huge guy next to her
00:47:57.520 and knocked him out with her shoe.
00:47:59.600 Must have been some very heavy shoes.
00:48:02.580 No, no, it was just...
00:48:04.320 I think it was just this.
00:48:05.220 It was written by a millennial woman.
00:48:07.140 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:48:09.420 And the stories themselves
00:48:10.940 and the world that they establish for these stories
00:48:13.560 tend to only reflect the cosmopolitan city environments
00:48:16.980 and attitudes of the writers,
00:48:18.860 who have no attempt to think outside of themselves,
00:48:21.500 completely self-obsessed
00:48:23.020 and very, very lazy in its social commentary.
00:48:25.900 And as a result of this,
00:48:27.660 the themes always tend to be about
00:48:29.320 depression, mental health problems,
00:48:32.540 and get celebrated for doing things like...
00:48:35.200 The Reddit, it had a realistic depiction
00:48:37.820 of a panic attack in it.
00:48:39.760 That's something that has popped up quite often.
00:48:41.440 Wow.
00:48:41.920 Philipsistic is the word I think you wanted there.
00:48:43.600 Yes.
00:48:44.280 And yeah, it's characters
00:48:45.440 that are only reflections of the writer,
00:48:47.440 only appeal to the writer,
00:48:48.960 and one of my least favourite things,
00:48:50.600 only ever speak in the writer's voice.
00:48:52.960 Now, an example of this,
00:48:54.900 I was unfortunate enough that a few years ago,
00:48:57.380 my missus decided to start watching
00:48:58.980 the Amazon Prime Doom Patrol TV show.
00:49:02.480 And I was unfortunate to be trying to read
00:49:05.600 in the living room, for instance,
00:49:07.020 while she was watching it at full blast volume.
00:49:09.560 And so I had the misfortune of hearing the dialogue.
00:49:12.700 And the thing that frustrated me more than anything
00:49:14.740 was I could tell every single one of these characters
00:49:18.380 spoke in the same voice.
00:49:19.960 There was no attempt to differentiate
00:49:22.820 how all of these characters spoke.
00:49:24.620 They all spoke in the exact same
00:49:26.220 sardonic, insincere, ironic way
00:49:31.120 where every other word had to be the F word.
00:49:34.420 Sorry, I'm smiling just because
00:49:36.440 I'm imagining you in your living room
00:49:38.980 getting increasingly annoyed
00:49:40.340 while you're reading a book about,
00:49:41.580 I don't know, World War II or something.
00:49:44.440 That's exactly...
00:49:44.860 And you'll be putting it down,
00:49:46.640 you'll be taking your glasses off
00:49:47.820 and sort of going, ah.
00:49:48.860 That is exactly it.
00:49:50.260 That happens quite often.
00:49:52.240 Sad enough to say.
00:49:53.700 But so all of these characters
00:49:54.860 all spoke in the same voice.
00:49:55.920 Whereas at the moment,
00:49:57.000 I'm going back through a rewatch of, you know,
00:49:58.740 Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad.
00:50:00.860 And you can tell the differentiation
00:50:02.320 in the character voices.
00:50:04.640 Walt doesn't talk like Jesse.
00:50:06.260 Jesse doesn't talk like Saul.
00:50:07.880 Saul doesn't talk like Walt.
00:50:09.640 All of these characters speak
00:50:10.740 in their own distinctive ways.
00:50:11.620 Whereas these writers are unable
00:50:13.580 to take themselves
00:50:14.720 and detach themselves
00:50:16.960 from these characters
00:50:17.980 because all of the characters
00:50:18.940 just have to be them.
00:50:20.340 What's a fundamental lack of awareness
00:50:22.880 is sort of a...
00:50:24.180 I've thought about this a fair amount.
00:50:25.860 It always strikes me when...
00:50:27.300 You can always tell
00:50:28.440 when a writer's done this.
00:50:29.880 Even if you don't know the writer at all,
00:50:32.100 you can always tell
00:50:32.900 that there's a self-insert.
00:50:34.640 And it just speaks of
00:50:36.260 an extended period of self-obsession
00:50:39.260 where you've not thought about anyone
00:50:40.380 but yourself
00:50:41.180 for such a long period of time
00:50:42.920 that you're incapable of doing that.
00:50:45.280 It's like one of the most basic
00:50:46.880 human skills
00:50:48.120 of communicating with other people
00:50:49.840 is being able to imagine
00:50:51.480 what they're like.
00:50:52.900 Put yourself in their mind.
00:50:55.680 Whereas a real writer,
00:50:57.360 if they have to have
00:50:58.620 a self-insert,
00:51:00.120 just does it like George R.R. Martin did
00:51:01.940 in A Song of Ice and Fire
00:51:03.180 where he's like,
00:51:04.000 oh, I'm going to have Sam Tarly
00:51:05.720 who's a fat nerd
00:51:07.060 who's pathetic
00:51:08.280 and cowardly and weasley
00:51:09.720 and that's me in the story.
00:51:12.180 And everybody else
00:51:13.040 can just be, you know,
00:51:14.320 themselves as I write them.
00:51:15.960 Well, he has a bit of a redemption.
00:51:17.420 Not going to spoil it,
00:51:18.320 but, you know,
00:51:18.760 he's not all bad.
00:51:19.840 He does have a little bit of redemption.
00:51:21.140 And he's one of the few good people
00:51:23.180 in the entire show.
00:51:24.700 Yeah, but it is interesting, again,
00:51:26.140 that Martin has explicitly said,
00:51:28.380 oh yeah, he's me.
00:51:29.600 Who did you write as yourself?
00:51:31.880 Oh, the fat coward.
00:51:34.140 I mean, that's a certain level of honesty.
00:51:36.460 Yeah, so I can respect it.
00:51:37.960 So the most recent example
00:51:39.340 that's been popping up for me
00:51:40.880 of this kind of millennial writing style
00:51:43.740 is this.
00:51:46.040 The Netflix adaptation,
00:51:49.060 adaptation of the Devil May Cry
00:51:51.960 video game series,
00:51:53.560 executive produced and written
00:51:54.800 by Adi Shankar.
00:51:56.700 Now, I'm a huge fan
00:51:58.100 of the Devil May Cry games.
00:51:59.700 I doubt either of you
00:52:00.720 have ever played them.
00:52:01.780 I have.
00:52:02.400 You have?
00:52:02.920 Oh, which one?
00:52:03.340 Was it the fourth one?
00:52:06.300 Oh, the one on PS3, yeah.
00:52:07.680 That's it.
00:52:08.180 That's a good game.
00:52:09.000 Is it one of those games
00:52:10.060 where you need a controller
00:52:11.100 and you need to press
00:52:11.760 the buttons really fast?
00:52:12.840 Yes.
00:52:13.480 Not my kind of game.
00:52:14.880 I only play video games
00:52:16.420 where it's possible
00:52:17.520 to invade France in them.
00:52:19.920 That's fair.
00:52:20.580 I mean, you do fight demons
00:52:21.780 from hell in them.
00:52:23.680 If they're from France,
00:52:24.780 I think I could go for it.
00:52:25.740 There's a white flag there.
00:52:27.560 Yeah, there is a white...
00:52:28.500 Pretend they're French.
00:52:29.280 Yeah.
00:52:29.500 But I love those games.
00:52:31.880 I've played all five of them.
00:52:33.500 The DMC, Devil May Cry,
00:52:35.140 doesn't really count.
00:52:36.240 And I will admit
00:52:37.040 I only played five minutes
00:52:38.100 of the second one
00:52:39.000 because it was...
00:52:40.500 Even those five minutes
00:52:41.480 was enough to tell
00:52:42.140 that it was a dreadful game.
00:52:43.440 But the rest of them,
00:52:44.700 I absolutely love.
00:52:45.780 Some of my favorite games ever.
00:52:47.940 And the thing that you'll notice
00:52:49.080 if you play them
00:52:49.820 is that they're really, really cheesy,
00:52:51.940 as I'll show you in a moment.
00:52:53.400 They're really, really...
00:52:55.460 over the top.
00:52:58.020 But they're also,
00:52:59.660 in the very Japanese way,
00:53:01.660 very, very sincere.
00:53:03.520 When there's a big emotional moment,
00:53:05.260 the characters will drop the act
00:53:07.080 and they will become very sincere
00:53:08.820 and treat a situation
00:53:10.560 with the seriousness it deserves.
00:53:12.480 Not so in this adaptation
00:53:14.980 where I found this image
00:53:16.660 and posted it
00:53:17.680 and it took off for some reason.
00:53:19.680 But they said,
00:53:21.000 here's the description
00:53:22.520 of the backstory of the show,
00:53:25.440 of the character Sparda,
00:53:27.320 the demon
00:53:27.920 who is the main character
00:53:28.860 Dante's father.
00:53:30.400 He was a demon knight,
00:53:31.740 whatever that means.
00:53:33.180 Big bad warrior,
00:53:34.340 blah, blah, blah.
00:53:35.680 Two thousand years ago
00:53:36.860 when our world
00:53:37.520 was still connected
00:53:38.320 to their shithole
00:53:39.480 and Mundus wasn't happy
00:53:41.200 just ruling the shithole.
00:53:43.080 And I guess Sparda
00:53:44.000 woke up one day
00:53:44.960 and realized,
00:53:45.960 hey,
00:53:46.560 this is evil as F.
00:53:48.320 He fought against Mundus,
00:53:49.880 taking out hundreds
00:53:50.660 of his own former legions,
00:53:52.520 kind of the least
00:53:53.240 he could effing do, really.
00:53:54.820 I hate everything about this.
00:53:56.820 You can see why
00:53:57.600 I have terminal cancer.
00:53:59.400 So two points here.
00:54:00.360 First of all,
00:54:01.500 I am never going to
00:54:02.260 watch this anyway.
00:54:03.200 Yeah.
00:54:03.680 But reading that,
00:54:05.000 my reaction is,
00:54:05.640 well,
00:54:05.780 if you don't take
00:54:06.680 yourself seriously,
00:54:08.000 why should I?
00:54:10.360 That's a good question.
00:54:11.440 Yeah.
00:54:11.680 With fantasy,
00:54:12.560 there's this little thing
00:54:13.580 known as suspension
00:54:14.500 of disbelief.
00:54:15.360 You've got to sell
00:54:16.120 the universe to people
00:54:17.140 and make them immersed in it.
00:54:18.320 If you don't take it
00:54:19.560 seriously yourself,
00:54:20.480 you're not going to do that.
00:54:22.340 It's going to be bad.
00:54:23.460 I've read a few
00:54:23.960 of the 30k books now
00:54:25.220 and they take themselves
00:54:26.280 very seriously
00:54:27.120 and you can kind of
00:54:28.320 get into it.
00:54:29.660 You mean they don't
00:54:31.160 do things like,
00:54:32.220 say,
00:54:32.360 big bad warrior,
00:54:33.440 blah, blah, blah,
00:54:34.400 and completely shit
00:54:35.820 all over the lore
00:54:36.880 that they're trying
00:54:37.420 to establish?
00:54:38.440 Quite.
00:54:39.020 Yes.
00:54:39.260 I mean,
00:54:40.260 compare this to the
00:54:41.280 actual intro
00:54:41.980 of the first game
00:54:42.940 and you'll see
00:54:43.540 what I mean.
00:54:45.960 It's really cheesy.
00:54:48.240 There's Spada
00:54:48.980 in the background
00:54:49.600 with his big demon sword
00:54:51.040 doing like
00:54:51.980 Star Wars guy style
00:54:55.240 like watch.
00:54:56.560 Add Eye of the Tiger there
00:54:57.800 and it's like
00:54:58.140 a training montage.
00:54:59.240 There's some Japanese guys
00:55:00.760 with sensors on him
00:55:01.640 and against a green background
00:55:02.860 setting this up.
00:55:04.600 He's practicing his moves
00:55:06.040 against Darth Maul.
00:55:07.420 That's what he's doing there.
00:55:08.380 But it's got the lore dump,
00:55:10.080 it's got the fire.
00:55:11.060 Like I said,
00:55:11.560 it's cheesy,
00:55:12.900 it's over the top,
00:55:14.240 it's silly,
00:55:15.700 but it is actually taking
00:55:16.980 a bit sincere.
00:55:18.100 He's taking itself seriously
00:55:19.840 because it is saying
00:55:20.840 here's Spada,
00:55:22.020 he's the one good guy
00:55:23.200 out of all of the demons
00:55:24.280 and that's what made him special.
00:55:26.400 And here's the sincerity
00:55:27.620 versus irony again.
00:55:29.400 The character who delivered
00:55:30.800 those lines
00:55:32.020 that I showed you
00:55:32.700 a moment ago
00:55:33.440 is the same as
00:55:34.860 this character
00:55:35.440 from the game,
00:55:36.460 Lady.
00:55:37.380 And in the games,
00:55:39.180 she's very serious
00:55:40.480 about the whole thing.
00:55:41.620 She's very sincere.
00:55:42.860 I also like
00:55:43.900 that there's a woman in it
00:55:44.920 and they just call her Lady.
00:55:46.740 Yes.
00:55:47.600 She does have a name
00:55:48.660 but they do call her,
00:55:50.100 they just call her Lady.
00:55:51.900 And she's cool
00:55:52.860 because she carries
00:55:54.000 a gigantic rocket launcher
00:55:55.620 everywhere.
00:55:57.240 Which again
00:55:57.980 is just part of
00:55:58.640 the fun factor
00:55:59.360 of the games
00:55:59.940 because they take
00:56:01.260 themselves seriously
00:56:02.120 but not too seriously
00:56:03.380 because they're Japanese.
00:56:04.900 The armour seems impractical.
00:56:06.320 She's got an armoured
00:56:07.080 miniskirt
00:56:07.720 and then the rest of her is...
00:56:08.960 Oh, that's not armour.
00:56:10.500 Those are just like
00:56:11.260 gun pouches
00:56:12.100 for bullets.
00:56:13.080 So she's not actually
00:56:13.780 wearing any arm.
00:56:14.520 So if it was hit,
00:56:15.620 that would be the first bit
00:56:16.460 to go up in sparks then.
00:56:18.640 Yeah, presumably.
00:56:19.880 Right.
00:56:20.360 But again,
00:56:21.000 the whole point
00:56:22.680 of these character designs
00:56:23.660 was literally all about
00:56:24.700 cool factor.
00:56:25.860 Yes.
00:56:26.120 The second game...
00:56:26.940 I appreciate that.
00:56:27.900 The second game
00:56:28.820 had outfit designs
00:56:30.520 by the fashion company
00:56:31.680 Diesel, for instance.
00:56:33.100 It wasn't about
00:56:33.780 how practical
00:56:34.720 would this be.
00:56:35.640 They fire rocket launchers
00:56:37.580 at one another
00:56:38.140 and then all of a sudden
00:56:39.000 the main character
00:56:39.680 takes a surfboard ride
00:56:41.620 on one of the rockets
00:56:42.620 as it's going...
00:56:43.300 How based are they
00:56:44.080 compared to Hugo Boss?
00:56:46.060 I don't know anything
00:56:47.060 about Diesel.
00:56:47.980 I imagine they're German.
00:56:49.200 They sound German.
00:56:50.620 But as well as that,
00:56:52.740 Josh is going to do
00:56:53.880 some studying for us.
00:56:55.920 Here's how they talk
00:56:56.840 in the original game
00:56:58.900 in DMC3.
00:56:59.800 Are you crying?
00:57:05.300 It's only the rain.
00:57:09.100 The rain already stopped.
00:57:15.240 The devils never cry.
00:57:17.620 Again, cheesy,
00:57:19.000 over the top,
00:57:20.040 but sincere.
00:57:20.740 But really sincere.
00:57:22.340 Italian.
00:57:23.240 Oh, they're Italian.
00:57:24.260 Okay.
00:57:24.920 So, you know,
00:57:25.560 pretty based adjacent
00:57:27.280 to Hugo Boss.
00:57:29.180 In that case,
00:57:29.820 here's the Netflix adaptation
00:57:31.200 as interpreted
00:57:32.300 by a Twitter user.
00:57:36.280 Are you fucking crying?
00:57:39.680 It's only the rain.
00:57:43.460 It already stopped
00:57:44.860 fucking raining.
00:57:48.120 Oh dear.
00:57:50.280 The devils never cry.
00:57:51.740 I see.
00:57:56.100 But the clue is in the title.
00:57:57.700 They may cry.
00:57:58.080 Maybe somewhere out there
00:57:58.740 even a fucking devil
00:57:59.820 may fucking cry
00:58:00.800 when he loses
00:58:01.340 a fucking love.
00:58:02.060 Turn it off.
00:58:04.700 That's not the actual show
00:58:06.020 or anything,
00:58:06.720 but that's how they would
00:58:07.740 write that scene.
00:58:08.740 I see how...
00:58:09.440 Okay, I've got my head
00:58:10.280 around millennial writing now.
00:58:11.620 I can't get it.
00:58:12.040 Yeah.
00:58:12.540 And then there's the other
00:58:13.600 parts that come with
00:58:15.200 the whole Netflix
00:58:16.900 adaptation of the show.
00:58:19.320 That being that you can see
00:58:20.660 with all of these...
00:58:21.440 What do all of these shows
00:58:22.960 tend to have in common
00:58:24.360 with the source material
00:58:25.900 that they're adapting?
00:58:27.660 They don't do it
00:58:28.260 very faithfully.
00:58:29.300 For a start,
00:58:29.860 I've noticed that
00:58:30.600 The Witcher is relegated
00:58:32.020 to the back of his own poster
00:58:33.300 and the girl bosses
00:58:34.060 are kind of the prominent ones.
00:58:35.540 Yeah, there's a lot of
00:58:36.400 girl bossing in these shows,
00:58:37.760 isn't there?
00:58:38.280 There's a lot of
00:58:39.120 complete lack of faithfulness
00:58:40.620 to the source material
00:58:41.620 and a lot of
00:58:42.680 current year messaging
00:58:44.620 in them.
00:58:45.760 And you can see that
00:58:46.540 through the IGN review
00:58:47.640 which praises it
00:58:48.580 for being a bold
00:58:50.300 indictment
00:58:51.400 of 2000s Americana.
00:58:54.700 Right.
00:58:55.440 Huh?
00:58:56.220 I don't remember that
00:58:57.480 being part of the games
00:58:59.040 personally.
00:58:59.960 So I grew up
00:59:00.760 in 80s movies
00:59:01.640 that absolutely
00:59:03.680 loved America.
00:59:05.180 Yes.
00:59:05.580 And I bigged it up
00:59:06.300 at every possible moment.
00:59:07.560 And because of these movies
00:59:08.540 got exported around the world.
00:59:09.760 Lots of Japanese programs
00:59:10.080 still love America.
00:59:11.460 Yeah, because they got
00:59:12.560 exported around the world,
00:59:13.400 everybody liked America
00:59:14.460 because the cultural stuff
00:59:16.860 coming out of it
00:59:17.560 was so upbeat.
00:59:19.120 I think America
00:59:19.980 can hardly be surprised
00:59:21.020 when the stuff
00:59:21.540 that it's putting out
00:59:22.140 these days
00:59:22.820 loathes itself.
00:59:24.800 Yeah, leave a certain
00:59:26.200 amount of pessimism
00:59:27.140 and self-loathing
00:59:27.920 to the people
00:59:28.460 who have experience,
00:59:29.540 which is us.
00:59:30.420 The British.
00:59:31.260 We're very good at it,
00:59:32.220 actually.
00:59:33.080 And can you guess
00:59:34.020 in a show
00:59:34.840 being made
00:59:37.300 in current era
00:59:38.380 where it's about
00:59:39.740 fighting demons,
00:59:41.640 are the demons
00:59:42.300 just going to be
00:59:43.480 evil creatures,
00:59:44.880 bad guys?
00:59:45.280 They're going to be leftists.
00:59:46.920 Maybe orcs,
00:59:47.800 maybe orcs
00:59:48.520 like Lord of the Rings.
00:59:50.240 They're not going to be
00:59:50.720 a stand-in for politics,
00:59:52.000 are they?
00:59:52.700 I'm sorry to break
00:59:53.460 your feet, Dan.
00:59:54.860 So this is a real clip
00:59:56.560 from the show
00:59:57.560 where America,
00:59:59.400 the real bad guys,
01:00:01.380 invade hell
01:00:02.460 like it's Iraq
01:00:03.900 or Afghanistan.
01:00:05.140 Sand oil in hell.
01:00:06.360 Finally.
01:00:08.060 Basically, yes.
01:00:09.060 And listen to the soundtrack
01:00:10.320 they put to it.
01:00:11.160 Hang on a minute.
01:00:11.600 Why would you invade hell?
01:00:13.260 What's your military objectives?
01:00:14.720 What does winning look like
01:00:16.000 when you invade hell?
01:00:16.440 They've got so high
01:00:17.820 on post-war liberal ideology
01:00:20.780 that they want to go to hell
01:00:22.180 and take out
01:00:23.320 old Adolf
01:00:24.460 a second time.
01:00:26.240 I think that...
01:00:27.660 I can't say it.
01:00:29.740 I can't say it.
01:00:30.580 No, no.
01:00:30.860 I think I can't say it.
01:00:32.140 Literally,
01:00:32.820 I think it's a case of
01:00:34.000 religion...
01:00:34.780 I think it's a case
01:00:35.860 of religion bad.
01:00:37.460 They're Christians,
01:00:38.440 so they just hate
01:00:39.400 evil demons.
01:00:40.540 Well, sorry,
01:00:41.500 poor, pitiable demons
01:00:42.900 for no good reason.
01:00:44.640 And again,
01:00:45.020 listen to the music
01:00:46.160 that they've set this to
01:00:47.280 as well.
01:00:59.280 I will turn that off
01:01:00.560 before we get copyright struck.
01:01:02.920 So they're firing missiles
01:01:04.360 into hell.
01:01:05.400 They've opened the portal.
01:01:06.600 I think firing missiles
01:01:07.880 into hell
01:01:08.340 is a good idea, though.
01:01:09.420 So do I,
01:01:10.120 but have you considered
01:01:11.400 that the poor demons
01:01:13.400 are actually...
01:01:15.420 Wait for it...
01:01:16.840 Brown people.
01:01:19.140 So what the show
01:01:20.660 is trying to say
01:01:21.700 is that all brown people
01:01:24.220 go to hell?
01:01:25.280 There's some interesting
01:01:26.400 mixed messages there.
01:01:27.720 They're trying to hate
01:01:28.760 on themselves so hard
01:01:30.660 that they've kind of
01:01:31.380 gone 360,
01:01:32.580 and it's like,
01:01:33.180 well...
01:01:35.740 America's become
01:01:36.840 so powerful
01:01:37.580 that even the brown people
01:01:38.880 in hell aren't safe.
01:01:40.720 That's what I like
01:01:41.480 to take away from this.
01:01:42.520 I, for one,
01:01:43.520 think that holy crusade
01:01:44.780 against the demonic forces
01:01:46.000 of hell
01:01:46.460 is a good thing,
01:01:47.860 but I'm a far-right extremist.
01:01:49.580 But what this video
01:01:50.300 is saying is
01:01:50.900 if you don't have access
01:01:51.880 to a hell portal,
01:01:53.720 you know,
01:01:54.380 brown people in general do.
01:01:58.220 I guess so.
01:01:59.200 I guess, maybe.
01:02:00.180 But where have we seen
01:02:01.120 this kind of messaging before?
01:02:03.120 Think of les poor orcs.
01:02:05.320 They just wanted to live
01:02:06.300 a good life.
01:02:07.200 They're poor refugees.
01:02:09.140 Open the gates to Gondor
01:02:10.560 and let them in.
01:02:11.960 Look at these poor demons.
01:02:13.800 They're so hard done in life.
01:02:15.760 They're poor little refugees.
01:02:17.620 Open the portals to Earth
01:02:19.200 and let them in.
01:02:19.740 Tell you what is implicit in this
01:02:21.400 is that they think
01:02:22.600 that violent media
01:02:24.840 causes real-world violence
01:02:26.380 in much the same way
01:02:27.580 that in the 90s
01:02:29.140 they were talking about
01:02:29.860 violent video games.
01:02:31.080 Well, actually...
01:02:32.040 And music making people violent
01:02:34.140 like Tipper Gore.
01:02:35.480 That's something
01:02:36.020 that Shredded Nerd
01:02:37.200 discusses in Millennial Characters
01:02:38.940 because of the fact
01:02:39.780 that, for instance,
01:02:40.520 the whole girl-bossing thing
01:02:42.220 is a big thing.
01:02:43.880 Could be seen to be
01:02:44.860 downstream from this idea
01:02:46.260 of they say,
01:02:47.040 well, men are more violent
01:02:48.040 than women,
01:02:49.140 but we can't say
01:02:49.840 it's just because men
01:02:50.820 have testosterone
01:02:52.000 and are naturally more violent
01:02:53.260 because that's
01:02:53.840 biological determinism
01:02:55.260 and post-modern feminism
01:02:57.000 says biology doesn't exist.
01:02:59.820 So, therefore,
01:03:00.660 it has to be down
01:03:01.500 to the environment.
01:03:02.820 What's part of the environment
01:03:04.020 is the media people consume.
01:03:06.040 So, if you watch Predator
01:03:07.260 and watch Arnold Schwarzenegger
01:03:08.820 having a manly fight
01:03:09.920 against the Predator,
01:03:11.400 therefore,
01:03:11.980 that's going to make you
01:03:12.620 more violent.
01:03:13.340 So, we need to take
01:03:14.040 Arnold Schwarzenegger out
01:03:15.280 and put Zendaya in.
01:03:16.700 That explains why
01:03:17.880 lesbians are so violent
01:03:19.380 to their partners, then.
01:03:20.700 They're big Schwarzenegger fans.
01:03:22.100 That's it.
01:03:22.540 It's all those girl bosses
01:03:23.980 that's making them violent.
01:03:25.360 And the testosterone
01:03:25.960 and steroids as well.
01:03:28.920 Unironically.
01:03:29.640 They've got no man
01:03:30.220 to tell them to calm down, dear.
01:03:32.500 That always works, doesn't it?
01:03:34.240 Every time.
01:03:35.080 It literally does, actually.
01:03:36.180 100% success rate.
01:03:38.140 And there's more clips
01:03:39.760 that are going about
01:03:40.580 where, for instance,
01:03:41.280 Lady is pointing her gun
01:03:43.020 at these poor,
01:03:44.180 poor demonized,
01:03:45.820 no pun intended,
01:03:47.120 refugee evil demons.
01:03:49.820 And again,
01:03:50.380 if you're going for
01:03:51.200 an adaptation of
01:03:52.580 the Devil May Cry series,
01:03:54.620 like, the whole point
01:03:55.600 of Sparda himself
01:03:56.660 is that he's literally
01:03:58.260 the one demon
01:03:59.380 who ever was able
01:04:00.380 to realize
01:04:01.000 being evil is bad.
01:04:03.240 And that's what makes him special.
01:04:04.520 That's what makes
01:04:05.460 his son, Dante, special.
01:04:07.560 This, if they're all like that,
01:04:09.200 then it completely...
01:04:09.860 But these people don't care
01:04:11.080 about the canon.
01:04:12.100 In this scene on here,
01:04:13.580 they literally make up
01:04:14.660 a whole new lore
01:04:15.760 and canon for the show
01:04:16.900 that has nothing to do
01:04:18.220 with anything in the video games,
01:04:19.580 which makes you ask,
01:04:20.880 why are you adapting this?
01:04:22.280 Is it just because
01:04:23.160 you think the name
01:04:24.440 is marketable?
01:04:25.640 It's probably just because
01:04:26.700 you think the name
01:04:27.480 is marketable.
01:04:28.400 It is, as ever,
01:04:29.760 always,
01:04:30.380 as with Rings of Power,
01:04:31.460 explained by
01:04:32.220 The Heat Map.
01:04:33.660 Refer to The Heat Map
01:04:34.800 if you have any questions.
01:04:36.400 It will explain
01:04:37.260 everything to do
01:04:38.360 with leftists for you.
01:04:40.140 And, um,
01:04:41.340 you get...
01:04:41.920 You get dick riders
01:04:43.140 like this.
01:04:44.840 You get, oh,
01:04:45.360 Devil May Cry fans
01:04:46.540 when the Netflix
01:04:47.200 non-canon adaptation
01:04:48.740 doesn't follow
01:04:49.320 the game's lore perfectly.
01:04:50.840 These are the dickheads.
01:04:52.700 These are the wretches.
01:04:54.240 These are the Reddit virgins
01:04:55.880 that are happy
01:04:56.880 to accept
01:04:57.520 the lowered standards
01:04:58.740 for everything
01:04:59.840 in pop culture
01:05:01.200 and make it
01:05:02.280 so that every film
01:05:03.180 that you go to see
01:05:03.860 these days
01:05:04.460 is a wretched abomination.
01:05:06.100 Can I bring Snow White
01:05:06.860 into this?
01:05:07.420 To just accept it.
01:05:09.180 Go on.
01:05:09.800 So, Snow White
01:05:10.700 did not respect
01:05:11.460 the source material
01:05:12.280 and nobody went
01:05:14.160 to see it
01:05:14.700 and they've lost
01:05:15.320 whatever it is,
01:05:15.920 300, 400 billion on it.
01:05:17.960 Whereas Minecraft,
01:05:19.540 and I took my kids
01:05:20.220 to see the Minecraft movie,
01:05:22.260 apparently that very much
01:05:24.100 does respect
01:05:25.000 the source material
01:05:26.540 and the cinemas
01:05:27.620 were full,
01:05:28.820 like completely full.
01:05:29.960 I've seen the clips
01:05:30.720 from the cinemas
01:05:31.400 and there's,
01:05:32.360 like, every time
01:05:33.080 Jack Black opens his mouth
01:05:34.420 in America,
01:05:35.440 they just start clapping.
01:05:37.220 People start cheering,
01:05:39.400 shitting themselves
01:05:40.380 with pure excitement
01:05:41.920 and joy.
01:05:42.940 It's quite something.
01:05:43.700 They don't do that
01:05:44.440 in British cinemas,
01:05:45.400 but they politely
01:05:46.440 give a round.
01:05:47.720 There was a mild
01:05:49.380 giggle of approval
01:05:50.300 just below the sound
01:05:52.240 level that you'd hear it.
01:05:53.560 So, yes.
01:05:54.180 Yeah.
01:05:54.540 But for Britain,
01:05:55.460 that's pretty riotous.
01:05:57.560 I mean,
01:05:58.460 that's basically...
01:05:59.380 But the point is,
01:06:00.120 if you're going to make
01:06:01.180 something about something,
01:06:03.680 you should respect
01:06:04.360 the source material
01:06:05.040 because that's why
01:06:05.800 people are going
01:06:06.260 to go and see it.
01:06:07.820 It makes sense,
01:06:08.540 doesn't it?
01:06:09.380 But these kinds of idiots
01:06:11.140 are why this kind of stuff
01:06:12.700 exists in the first place
01:06:13.680 because they'll just
01:06:14.220 excuse any rubbish
01:06:15.860 that comes across them.
01:06:18.020 That they know
01:06:19.360 will own the chuds
01:06:20.740 if they pretend
01:06:21.860 to like it.
01:06:22.620 So they pretend
01:06:23.140 to like it
01:06:23.780 and Netflix makes
01:06:24.860 more of it.
01:06:25.660 On to the man
01:06:26.220 who made it,
01:06:26.960 Adi Shankar.
01:06:28.440 So he's born in 1985,
01:06:30.480 so he is a millennial.
01:06:32.620 So officially
01:06:33.240 a millennial writer.
01:06:34.700 What I found
01:06:35.060 interesting about this
01:06:35.960 was that I just
01:06:37.260 looked through this.
01:06:38.060 I go down
01:06:38.840 and find
01:06:39.600 career.
01:06:40.920 He gives his influences
01:06:41.840 and then it's got
01:06:42.760 this big section
01:06:43.520 about the Apu problem
01:06:45.120 where because
01:06:46.220 Adi Shankar,
01:06:47.100 as you can tell,
01:06:47.760 is Indian,
01:06:48.980 he just had a problem
01:06:50.320 with the character
01:06:51.180 Apu
01:06:51.880 in The Simpsons.
01:06:53.880 He was rarely
01:06:54.600 portrayed negatively.
01:06:56.080 At worst,
01:06:56.740 he was seen
01:06:58.100 as flogging things
01:06:59.440 that were past
01:07:00.080 their sell-by date.
01:07:00.960 He was an exaggerated
01:07:01.980 caricature
01:07:02.700 in a town
01:07:03.360 made up entirely
01:07:04.420 of exaggerated
01:07:05.320 caricatures.
01:07:06.100 What a big surprise.
01:07:09.060 If anything,
01:07:09.680 the character
01:07:10.320 taught more
01:07:11.240 Americans about India
01:07:14.060 than anything else.
01:07:15.640 Also,
01:07:16.140 he was an executive
01:07:16.960 producer on the
01:07:18.060 2012 Dread film,
01:07:20.220 which was awesome.
01:07:22.120 So,
01:07:22.560 I can't believe
01:07:23.500 that he is...
01:07:24.740 I would have thought
01:07:25.320 it was dreadful.
01:07:26.460 I mean,
01:07:26.640 just coming back
01:07:27.120 to the Apu thing,
01:07:28.000 presumably his issue
01:07:29.160 is that Apu
01:07:30.520 was a kind of
01:07:32.620 authentically
01:07:33.280 Indian stereotype
01:07:34.600 as opposed to
01:07:35.520 having exactly
01:07:36.420 the same tone
01:07:37.080 of voice
01:07:37.460 as every other
01:07:38.500 character
01:07:38.880 just happening
01:07:39.820 to be brown.
01:07:41.500 Well,
01:07:41.820 yeah.
01:07:42.320 Right.
01:07:43.260 Well,
01:07:43.720 but when they
01:07:44.640 got rid of Apu,
01:07:46.380 he said,
01:07:46.780 oh,
01:07:46.940 well,
01:07:47.100 actually,
01:07:47.500 it's a step
01:07:47.900 sideways.
01:07:48.420 It's not a good
01:07:48.880 thing.
01:07:49.440 It doesn't undo
01:07:50.240 the damage,
01:07:51.280 the damage
01:07:52.760 that Apu
01:07:53.320 caused to society.
01:07:54.680 I don't think
01:07:55.060 the damage
01:07:56.960 to India's
01:07:58.460 reputation
01:07:59.060 comes from
01:07:59.720 the character
01:08:00.140 of Apu
01:08:00.740 in The Simpsons.
01:08:02.220 Perhaps
01:08:02.540 other kinds.
01:08:03.360 And then
01:08:04.740 you can see,
01:08:05.560 as I mentioned
01:08:06.200 at the beginning,
01:08:06.880 the incredible
01:08:07.500 self-indulgence
01:08:08.860 of millennial
01:08:10.140 writing,
01:08:10.780 where he's
01:08:11.320 decided to,
01:08:12.820 one,
01:08:13.360 indulge in
01:08:13.900 his own
01:08:14.260 emotional
01:08:16.180 vulnerability,
01:08:17.320 where he says,
01:08:17.820 Devil May Cry's
01:08:18.740 antagonist
01:08:19.620 has a goal
01:08:20.760 to open the
01:08:21.320 portal between
01:08:21.900 human and
01:08:22.420 demon realms
01:08:22.960 to guarantee
01:08:23.500 humanity's
01:08:24.280 destruction.
01:08:25.340 His reason
01:08:26.040 for opening
01:08:26.540 the portal
01:08:27.000 and for having
01:08:27.520 smuggled demons
01:08:28.360 into the human
01:08:29.080 realm for years,
01:08:30.080 refer again to
01:08:31.020 the heat map,
01:08:31.880 is to save
01:08:33.040 people who
01:08:33.540 embraced him
01:08:34.160 with open arms
01:08:34.880 after he was
01:08:35.360 scorned by his
01:08:36.080 own kinds.
01:08:36.680 It was a process
01:08:37.320 of,
01:08:38.160 and I'm going
01:08:38.580 to slowly
01:08:39.040 reveal to you
01:08:39.960 the story of
01:08:40.780 this hurt kid,
01:08:41.820 said Shankar.
01:08:42.840 By the end of
01:08:43.480 it,
01:08:43.760 I want you to
01:08:44.400 understand that
01:08:45.040 the biggest
01:08:45.460 enemy in your
01:08:46.380 life is also
01:08:48.000 a hurt kid,
01:08:49.420 just like you.
01:08:50.540 So that's just
01:08:51.040 emotional,
01:08:53.460 like,
01:08:54.200 basically
01:08:54.760 arrested development.
01:08:55.680 I don't need
01:08:56.860 sympathy for my
01:08:57.680 enemies,
01:08:58.360 I need tools
01:08:59.040 to crush them.
01:09:00.220 And then he
01:09:00.600 says,
01:09:01.220 Devil May Cry
01:09:01.960 episode 6 was
01:09:02.840 personal to him
01:09:03.560 for another reason.
01:09:04.540 Asked about the
01:09:05.100 introduction of a
01:09:05.760 new art style,
01:09:06.720 beginning at the
01:09:07.120 moment the kid
01:09:08.140 white rabbit
01:09:08.860 stepped through a
01:09:09.460 portal into the
01:09:10.080 demon realm,
01:09:11.160 he said,
01:09:12.320 I was born in
01:09:13.200 India,
01:09:13.960 in Kolkata,
01:09:15.380 and if you know
01:09:15.900 anything about
01:09:16.400 Kolkata,
01:09:17.320 it's a lot of
01:09:18.120 rampant poverty
01:09:18.920 everywhere.
01:09:19.760 This is the
01:09:20.220 environment I grew
01:09:21.040 up in,
01:09:21.620 anytime you go
01:09:22.340 anywhere you look
01:09:23.000 out the car window
01:09:23.680 and you just see
01:09:24.300 kids that look like
01:09:25.020 you but they're
01:09:25.480 living in the
01:09:25.900 streets and it's
01:09:26.380 so overwhelming.
01:09:27.400 My memory of
01:09:28.140 India was not
01:09:29.080 that it was a
01:09:29.620 very dark place,
01:09:30.700 it was this sweet
01:09:31.540 place of sweet
01:09:32.220 people.
01:09:32.940 This happened to
01:09:33.620 them,
01:09:34.060 they were colonized,
01:09:35.020 they were strip
01:09:35.480 mined,
01:09:35.980 and then bad
01:09:36.740 people took over.
01:09:37.820 So,
01:09:38.560 strange mixed
01:09:39.820 messaging there,
01:09:40.640 which is one he's
01:09:41.300 saying within the
01:09:41.980 canon of this
01:09:42.640 universe he's
01:09:43.360 saying that hell
01:09:43.940 is essentially
01:09:44.500 India.
01:09:46.140 Yeah,
01:09:46.640 I can see that.
01:09:47.140 Okay,
01:09:47.720 and also showing
01:09:48.840 that again,
01:09:49.640 very self-indulgent,
01:09:50.880 only ever reflects
01:09:51.920 the interests of
01:09:53.020 the writers
01:09:53.500 themselves,
01:09:54.220 can't be about
01:09:54.700 anything greater.
01:09:55.800 The show is
01:09:56.420 basically about his
01:09:57.300 own post-colonial
01:09:58.840 grievances.
01:09:59.940 And of course,
01:10:00.460 he was born in
01:10:00.960 1985,
01:10:02.320 and so he never
01:10:03.480 lived in colonial
01:10:04.300 India.
01:10:05.480 It's all post-hoc
01:10:07.200 nonsense.
01:10:08.160 Yeah,
01:10:08.360 well,
01:10:08.640 I mean,
01:10:08.960 we do owe them,
01:10:09.840 what was it,
01:10:10.320 42 trillion pounds?
01:10:12.200 The world's economy,
01:10:13.360 yeah.
01:10:13.500 Yeah,
01:10:13.640 the entire global
01:10:14.800 economy is owed to
01:10:16.120 India,
01:10:16.720 and I'm sure he would
01:10:17.640 agree with that as
01:10:18.760 well.
01:10:19.200 He also had a hand in
01:10:20.660 making the Castlevania
01:10:22.020 adaptation that Netflix
01:10:23.580 put out a few years.
01:10:24.440 I actually like that
01:10:25.040 one.
01:10:25.640 Well,
01:10:26.180 the first season,
01:10:27.140 I watched the first
01:10:27.660 season,
01:10:27.940 it's actually quite
01:10:28.500 good.
01:10:28.820 That had a lot of
01:10:29.820 other typical
01:10:31.240 tropes in it,
01:10:32.440 where you can see it
01:10:33.500 reflected in Devil May
01:10:34.300 Cry as well,
01:10:35.260 which is the
01:10:35.840 religion bad,
01:10:37.100 whereas in real
01:10:37.680 Castlevania and the
01:10:38.620 games,
01:10:39.560 religious characters
01:10:40.360 are people fighting
01:10:42.280 Dracula and vampires.
01:10:43.940 That's a fair point,
01:10:44.540 yeah.
01:10:44.680 In the show,
01:10:45.840 they're evil people
01:10:47.020 tricking the masses
01:10:48.300 who are doing evil
01:10:49.400 things because religion
01:10:50.520 is evil,
01:10:51.620 they're warmongers.
01:10:52.940 They also made this
01:10:53.960 amazing change where
01:10:55.160 instead of the vampires
01:10:56.280 being afraid of the
01:10:57.680 cross because of
01:10:58.600 Christianity,
01:10:59.980 they're afraid of the
01:11:01.680 cross because of the
01:11:02.760 right angles on it.
01:11:05.980 Right.
01:11:07.460 Yes.
01:11:08.920 Or geometry phobia
01:11:10.040 or something.
01:11:10.980 Well,
01:11:11.380 apparently,
01:11:12.120 according to this
01:11:12.720 dialogue here,
01:11:13.740 vampires are basically
01:11:14.840 an evolved predator
01:11:15.720 species,
01:11:16.500 it confuses the shit
01:11:17.900 out of their brains.
01:11:18.860 so good luck going
01:11:21.020 through a door
01:11:23.000 sitting at a table.
01:11:24.660 It's like the vampire
01:11:25.320 version of Per Capita
01:11:26.420 then,
01:11:26.640 it just doesn't...
01:11:27.320 It doesn't work for
01:11:28.320 them.
01:11:28.520 It just doesn't work.
01:11:29.220 There is one beneficial
01:11:31.280 thing from this show
01:11:32.560 though that I can say,
01:11:34.020 which is that it has
01:11:34.960 led to a spike in sales
01:11:36.240 of the actual games.
01:11:37.660 And if you've not
01:11:38.920 actually played the
01:11:39.880 game before,
01:11:40.460 Samson,
01:11:40.840 we can hear you.
01:11:41.920 If you've not actually
01:11:42.880 played the game before,
01:11:44.340 you should play the
01:11:45.280 games,
01:11:45.820 skip the second one,
01:11:46.860 but the rest of them,
01:11:47.700 top-tier action
01:11:49.020 gameplay,
01:11:50.000 fantastic,
01:11:50.880 really fun stories,
01:11:52.280 really fun characters.
01:11:53.100 You're recommending the
01:11:53.220 first one?
01:11:54.640 I'm recommending the
01:11:55.700 video games.
01:11:56.740 The first,
01:11:57.540 Devil May Cry,
01:11:58.280 don't play the second one.
01:11:59.060 No,
01:11:59.320 I thought you were
01:11:59.900 talking about
01:12:00.260 Castlevania,
01:12:01.280 because the first
01:12:01.840 Castlevania was like
01:12:02.820 30 years ago.
01:12:04.140 I still play the
01:12:04.720 Castlevania games,
01:12:05.540 they're good too.
01:12:06.560 But yeah,
01:12:07.100 so that's the one
01:12:08.240 good thing to come
01:12:08.900 out of this,
01:12:09.400 which is that a
01:12:10.280 very well-deserving
01:12:11.480 video game franchise
01:12:12.820 has actually got a
01:12:13.860 bit of a sales boost
01:12:14.680 because of this.
01:12:15.300 And apparently they're
01:12:15.860 on sale at the
01:12:16.440 moment as well,
01:12:17.000 so if you feel
01:12:18.200 interested,
01:12:18.880 go and buy them.
01:12:19.860 Don't watch the show
01:12:20.600 though.
01:12:22.320 All right,
01:12:22.880 we've got some
01:12:23.400 rumble rants through.
01:12:24.660 Fair few.
01:12:25.340 Yeah,
01:12:25.760 we do have quite a
01:12:26.560 fair few.
01:12:28.280 I don't know,
01:12:29.640 Samson.
01:12:30.180 Not very long,
01:12:30.900 I don't think.
01:12:31.080 Not very long,
01:12:32.040 but we could hear you
01:12:33.020 for a moment.
01:12:33.720 Audience,
01:12:34.280 could you hear Samson?
01:12:36.480 Could you hear me
01:12:37.400 chat?
01:12:39.120 Could you hear Samson?
01:12:40.280 He's in the walls.
01:12:41.900 I can't really hear him
01:12:42.620 that well,
01:12:42.920 but that's because
01:12:43.240 I'm a bit deaf.
01:12:43.800 So Sigil Stone says,
01:12:46.220 millennial writing
01:12:47.220 has so much cussing
01:12:48.500 because of a fake
01:12:49.280 study once posted on
01:12:50.260 Reddit that swearing
01:12:51.100 excessively is a sign
01:12:52.240 of intelligence
01:12:52.980 because sailors are
01:12:54.280 known for their
01:12:54.780 intellectual prowess.
01:12:55.900 Is that true?
01:12:57.100 Is that real?
01:12:57.900 Chat fact check that
01:12:58.920 for me.
01:12:59.880 That's a random name
01:13:00.720 is sent in a couple
01:13:01.480 saying,
01:13:01.900 been re-watching
01:13:03.020 phase one Marvel
01:13:03.720 movies this week.
01:13:04.540 They're overall better
01:13:05.260 than I remember,
01:13:05.920 yet even back then
01:13:06.560 there was stuff like
01:13:07.140 Scarlett Johansson
01:13:07.900 taking on a dozen
01:13:09.080 six-foot-plus
01:13:09.940 security guards,
01:13:11.340 Lamao.
01:13:12.140 Also saying,
01:13:13.340 also is it just me
01:13:14.140 or is most modern media
01:13:15.060 written with YouTuber
01:13:15.980 reactors in mind?
01:13:17.680 Everything is centered
01:13:18.500 around these
01:13:19.120 Yas Queen moments
01:13:20.380 where the slop gurglers
01:13:21.580 get to screech
01:13:22.640 at the screen.
01:13:24.420 Yeah,
01:13:25.100 I think that's just
01:13:25.940 because the
01:13:26.600 Yas Queen mentality
01:13:28.160 is what these writers
01:13:29.360 have in mind anyway.
01:13:30.880 They want to
01:13:31.840 write a cool moment
01:13:33.520 and then work
01:13:34.400 backwards from it
01:13:35.460 in a way that
01:13:35.980 isn't earned.
01:13:37.060 Whereas in like
01:13:37.760 Breaking Bad,
01:13:38.360 for instance,
01:13:39.140 they earn
01:13:40.240 the cool moments
01:13:41.400 when they eventually
01:13:42.200 arrive.
01:13:43.180 Scan Lines,
01:13:43.920 it shows they've
01:13:44.460 lost the concept
01:13:45.040 of good and bad.
01:13:45.800 They're betraying
01:13:46.280 people being punished
01:13:47.120 with eternal damnation
01:13:48.100 as victims.
01:13:49.040 It's the same mentality
01:13:49.860 that drove the
01:13:50.680 Floyd riots.
01:13:52.040 Bald Eagle,
01:13:53.060 Netflix had a good
01:13:53.980 DMC animation
01:13:54.940 years ago
01:13:55.640 that was amazing.
01:13:56.760 This new one
01:13:57.320 should be burnt
01:13:57.880 to the ground.
01:13:58.860 Also US invading
01:14:00.040 hell.
01:14:00.840 Deus Vault
01:14:01.560 Brothers.
01:14:02.280 Yeah,
01:14:02.620 I think the good
01:14:03.220 DMC animation
01:14:04.060 was one that was
01:14:04.620 actually done in
01:14:05.580 2008 in Japan.
01:14:07.500 It was a full-on
01:14:08.240 DMC anime,
01:14:09.260 so that explains
01:14:10.140 why it was good.
01:14:11.880 JM Denton,
01:14:13.000 question for Josh.
01:14:13.840 If you have to
01:14:14.300 let one in between
01:14:15.200 the orcs of Sauron
01:14:16.200 or India,
01:14:17.240 which do you choose?
01:14:18.260 I suppose this is
01:14:18.900 open,
01:14:19.220 not just a single
01:14:19.980 person to your home,
01:14:21.020 open the floodgates
01:14:21.980 who?
01:14:22.220 Um, I suppose the orcs
01:14:27.080 because it's easier
01:14:28.200 to see that they're
01:14:30.060 unequivocally evil
01:14:31.220 and therefore the
01:14:32.660 solution will come
01:14:33.420 about quicker.
01:14:34.240 I mean, to be fair,
01:14:34.760 there are plenty of
01:14:35.640 good Indians.
01:14:36.740 Orcs, of course,
01:14:37.780 they're evil.
01:14:40.480 I know Rings of Power
01:14:41.400 might have changed
01:14:42.220 your mind on this,
01:14:43.040 but orcs are
01:14:43.600 genuinely evil.
01:14:44.420 Um, just by sheer
01:14:48.220 exposure, I'm still
01:14:49.620 going with the orcs.
01:14:51.100 It'll be a bit novel,
01:14:52.380 that's what you're
01:14:52.840 going for.
01:14:53.300 Yeah.
01:14:53.800 Sigil Stone again
01:14:54.740 says,
01:14:54.980 I can't wait for the
01:14:55.760 Adi Shankar adaptation
01:14:57.080 of Dragon Age
01:14:58.140 where the Darkspawn,
01:14:59.180 a literal walking
01:14:59.940 plague,
01:15:00.620 are just poor
01:15:01.140 refugees from the
01:15:02.200 Fade looking to
01:15:02.940 settle down and
01:15:03.700 spread the blight
01:15:04.420 in peace.
01:15:05.420 That's a random
01:15:06.000 name again.
01:15:07.160 Subversive writing
01:15:07.880 is best exemplified
01:15:08.780 by what they did
01:15:09.400 to Thor in the
01:15:10.160 early movies he
01:15:10.820 was respected,
01:15:11.800 but then Thor
01:15:12.440 Ragnacook began the
01:15:14.060 trend of emasculating
01:15:15.100 him and mocking
01:15:15.800 European mythology.
01:15:17.080 That's a good point.
01:15:18.420 Uh, also where I'm
01:15:19.300 from, we call them
01:15:20.200 the...
01:15:20.640 I don't think I can
01:15:22.540 read that.
01:15:23.400 And finally,
01:15:23.960 Bald Eagle says
01:15:25.680 the 2007 Devil May Cry
01:15:27.240 animation is the
01:15:27.920 one that should be
01:15:28.480 watched.
01:15:28.920 Yes.
01:15:30.020 And it's pretty late
01:15:31.380 into the podcast now,
01:15:32.460 so are we going to
01:15:33.160 carry on?
01:15:36.260 Oh, apparently we can
01:15:37.300 just go on forever,
01:15:38.560 so it's the Infinity
01:15:39.600 podcast today, folks.
01:15:41.780 Well, you don't have
01:15:43.020 to speed run it then,
01:15:43.920 you can...
01:15:44.380 No, I'm going to
01:15:45.180 take my time and
01:15:45.840 we're going to enjoy it.
01:15:46.880 And it's a fun one as
01:15:48.020 well.
01:15:48.220 I was going to say,
01:15:48.440 this should be fun.
01:15:48.980 You know what, I'm
01:15:49.520 just going to put your
01:15:50.360 laptop away.
01:15:51.280 There you go.
01:15:52.180 Also...
01:15:52.860 Give me the stuff.
01:15:55.780 Give me the stuff.
01:15:57.520 All right, what...
01:15:58.260 Pop down to the
01:15:58.980 turkeys bar.
01:15:59.460 What are you buying?
01:16:01.220 That's the wrong game
01:16:02.200 anyway, that's not
01:16:02.740 Devil May Cry.
01:16:03.620 That's Resident Evil 4.
01:16:04.680 It is, yeah.
01:16:05.120 Also a classic.
01:16:06.020 Don't play the remake,
01:16:07.180 play the original.
01:16:08.200 It's amazing.
01:16:09.860 Where did everybody go?
01:16:12.320 Bingo?
01:16:12.680 I will cosplay Leon
01:16:17.580 Kennedy again.
01:16:18.560 I've done it before.
01:16:20.480 Anyway, on to the
01:16:21.980 actual segment.
01:16:22.800 Hang on, let's get
01:16:23.620 you sorted.
01:16:24.280 There we go.
01:16:24.900 Happy now.
01:16:25.560 I'm just going to get
01:16:26.200 it at a right angle
01:16:27.080 and sit back and
01:16:28.020 savour it.
01:16:29.120 Yeah, I'm going to get
01:16:29.680 it at a right angle so
01:16:30.760 that vampires can't get
01:16:32.000 me.
01:16:32.460 He...
01:16:32.940 Dear me.
01:16:35.540 Anyway, I think people
01:16:38.220 like Johnny Somali have
01:16:39.840 kicked off what amounts
01:16:41.940 to a plague of
01:16:43.120 streamers on the
01:16:44.160 East.
01:16:44.600 And I know, Dan,
01:16:45.440 you're a big fan of
01:16:46.380 the East.
01:16:48.440 I also am a fan of
01:16:49.920 the East.
01:16:50.460 It's an innocent part
01:16:51.060 of the world, isn't it?
01:16:51.900 You know, the South
01:16:52.420 Koreans, the Japanese,
01:16:53.980 good cultural output
01:16:54.960 these days, this sort
01:16:55.900 of bastion of...
01:16:56.680 Historically, I don't
01:16:57.500 know how innocent the
01:16:58.580 Japanese have been.
01:17:00.560 I'm not talking
01:17:01.400 historically.
01:17:02.200 Oh, okay.
01:17:02.600 All right, all right.
01:17:03.020 Even the Chinese are
01:17:04.000 being plagued by these
01:17:04.840 sorts of people.
01:17:06.080 And, you know, Johnny
01:17:06.980 Somali got banned and
01:17:08.800 arrested in South Korea.
01:17:10.040 The Japanese obviously
01:17:10.860 hate him.
01:17:11.940 Because he was going
01:17:12.820 around being disrespectful.
01:17:14.560 And another one, another
01:17:16.000 one of these annoying
01:17:16.700 streamers, the box
01:17:17.640 isn't working.
01:17:19.360 My box isn't working
01:17:20.540 as well.
01:17:21.300 Oh, no, now it's
01:17:22.240 working too well.
01:17:23.460 Okay, there we go.
01:17:24.240 Tighten up these boxes.
01:17:25.360 There we go.
01:17:25.780 The box is working
01:17:26.480 again now.
01:17:27.540 So, also, there's
01:17:28.580 another streamer,
01:17:29.940 Vitaly, who's a
01:17:31.200 Russian guy, I think,
01:17:32.640 who was arrested in
01:17:33.620 the Philippines after
01:17:34.660 being a nuisance,
01:17:36.240 basically.
01:17:36.920 And people are just
01:17:37.800 going over to Asian
01:17:38.800 countries and being a
01:17:40.400 nuisance.
01:17:40.800 Was Vitaly one of the
01:17:42.140 ones who was trying to
01:17:43.280 go across all of Japan
01:17:44.560 via public transport
01:17:45.740 without paying for it?
01:17:47.820 I don't know.
01:17:48.640 Because I remember there
01:17:49.540 was a European streamer
01:17:51.640 who had been going around
01:17:52.860 doing that.
01:17:53.580 And again, just very
01:17:54.600 disrespectful.
01:17:55.260 And, yeah, I don't pay
01:17:58.360 much attention to these
01:17:59.300 people except when they
01:18:00.360 do awful things.
01:18:01.980 But a new person has
01:18:03.520 been doing the rounds.
01:18:04.360 But this time, they've
01:18:05.580 not necessarily been
01:18:06.500 annoying people.
01:18:08.320 What they've been doing
01:18:08.960 is they've been seemingly
01:18:10.580 invited by the Chinese
01:18:11.780 government.
01:18:12.180 I don't know.
01:18:12.820 Or at least they've been
01:18:13.460 embraced by the Chinese
01:18:14.540 government.
01:18:14.980 They've been doing the
01:18:15.800 media rounds.
01:18:16.480 You may notice this
01:18:18.220 gentleman here has been
01:18:19.280 showing up quite a lot.
01:18:21.140 I'm not going to play
01:18:21.920 this.
01:18:22.540 But, yeah, he's been
01:18:24.700 going around China and
01:18:26.820 with a police escort and
01:18:29.640 security guards and
01:18:31.320 Chinese state approval
01:18:33.140 and having a very curated
01:18:35.120 and...
01:18:36.700 So Chinese police are
01:18:39.060 following him around?
01:18:40.600 Not for that reason.
01:18:42.300 Right.
01:18:42.820 It's not because they're
01:18:43.440 just looking to get a
01:18:44.180 jump on crime.
01:18:44.700 I think it's an escort,
01:18:46.840 isn't it?
01:18:47.320 Yeah, it's because he's
01:18:48.460 got like 30 million or
01:18:50.700 so subscribers on
01:18:52.520 YouTube.
01:18:53.440 Right.
01:18:53.660 I'd never actually heard
01:18:54.620 of him until I saw
01:18:55.480 these.
01:18:55.820 So he's doing a propaganda
01:18:57.180 piece.
01:18:58.380 It seems like it, yeah.
01:19:00.320 He's made some guest
01:19:01.420 appearances on WWE
01:19:02.720 recently where,
01:19:03.880 thankfully, he
01:19:04.880 understands the crowds
01:19:05.820 hate him, so he just
01:19:06.880 gets beaten up.
01:19:08.140 Absolutely.
01:19:09.000 Rightly so.
01:19:10.140 So, you know, he's
01:19:11.340 doing things like...
01:19:12.840 By the way, just to be
01:19:13.980 clear, I'm showing you
01:19:15.640 this because it annoys
01:19:16.980 me.
01:19:17.580 Like, the whole reason
01:19:19.600 for people going out
01:19:20.660 and they do these
01:19:21.540 exaggerated expressions
01:19:22.600 was like, oh, I can't
01:19:23.980 believe this thing is
01:19:24.760 happening that I have
01:19:25.900 deliberately come all
01:19:27.260 this way to see.
01:19:28.260 Oh, wow, I didn't
01:19:29.160 expect this thing that I
01:19:30.460 knew what I was getting
01:19:31.520 in for would be like
01:19:32.840 this.
01:19:33.740 And there's all these
01:19:34.460 really poorly acted
01:19:35.840 expressions and it's so
01:19:37.500 disingenuous a lot of
01:19:38.920 the time.
01:19:39.780 It's made to appeal to
01:19:40.980 12-year-olds.
01:19:41.960 It is.
01:19:42.380 It's made for children
01:19:43.440 and idiots.
01:19:44.440 And I tell you
01:19:45.540 what, if our society
01:19:47.060 completely ignored the
01:19:48.820 wishes of children and
01:19:50.140 idiots, it would be so
01:19:51.160 much better.
01:19:52.360 Imagine how much
01:19:52.920 better the media would
01:19:53.740 be as well.
01:19:54.800 So, just to show you
01:19:56.160 roughly what it is.
01:19:57.520 What the fuck?
01:19:58.520 Oh, no!
01:19:59.700 Oh, please turn.
01:20:00.420 Yeah, there you go.
01:20:01.040 Sorry about the loud
01:20:02.200 screaming.
01:20:02.640 I forgot about that.
01:20:04.180 But, yeah, he's just
01:20:05.940 sort of freaking out
01:20:07.560 over the fact that
01:20:08.160 there's a dancing robot.
01:20:09.300 Wow.
01:20:09.980 If I saw that in public,
01:20:11.180 if I was in China, I'd
01:20:12.560 probably go to the edge
01:20:13.920 of the crowd and be like,
01:20:14.900 oh, that's interesting.
01:20:16.560 Like, you can tell he's
01:20:18.180 poorly acting.
01:20:21.800 But, yes.
01:20:22.420 I know who he reminds me
01:20:23.420 of.
01:20:24.020 The Fifth Element.
01:20:25.140 There was a character in
01:20:26.380 The Fifth Element who's
01:20:27.360 basically him.
01:20:27.920 King Kwan.
01:20:28.840 Yes.
01:20:29.180 Yeah.
01:20:29.780 Yeah, I know who you're
01:20:30.940 on about.
01:20:31.880 Maybe he watched that as
01:20:33.520 a child and decided to
01:20:34.580 base his entire life
01:20:35.620 personality on it.
01:20:36.560 He was that actor who
01:20:37.660 showed up in the 90s and
01:20:38.840 was really annoying in
01:20:40.040 everything that he was in.
01:20:41.720 Quentin Tarantino had
01:20:42.960 Samuel L. Jackson kill
01:20:44.320 him in Jackie Brown as
01:20:45.500 well.
01:20:45.820 It was the best role he
01:20:46.720 ever did.
01:20:47.740 He also took a ride in a
01:20:49.240 flying car and here you
01:20:50.840 get some very clear,
01:20:53.700 silly reactions that are
01:20:55.320 obviously put on for the
01:20:56.620 children.
01:20:58.020 But all of this sort of
01:20:59.240 thing.
01:20:59.580 You look at the crowds
01:21:00.700 around there.
01:21:02.480 Obviously, this is
01:21:03.520 something that has been
01:21:05.260 designed to make the
01:21:06.440 Chinese look good.
01:21:07.800 And, of course, this all
01:21:08.620 goes on at the back of a
01:21:10.880 U.S.-Chinese trade war.
01:21:12.960 And, of course, there's
01:21:14.300 also the fact that TikTok
01:21:15.920 was going to be banned and
01:21:17.060 then loads of people on
01:21:18.020 TikTok went to Red Note and
01:21:20.580 there was the China-U.S.
01:21:22.360 cultural exchange.
01:21:24.040 And so what seems to be
01:21:25.200 happening is there's a
01:21:26.160 deliberate attempt by the
01:21:27.880 CCP to make people very
01:21:29.440 sympathetic to the
01:21:30.300 Chinese, which, you know,
01:21:31.880 I have nothing against the
01:21:33.220 Chinese people.
01:21:33.880 I just don't like their
01:21:34.540 government, right?
01:21:35.400 I mean, yeah, this is, I
01:21:36.960 mean, look at the camera
01:21:37.800 angles.
01:21:38.180 Look at what he's been given
01:21:39.000 the opportunity to do.
01:21:40.080 He's got his police escort.
01:21:41.300 This is propaganda being
01:21:42.900 sold to 12-year-olds on
01:21:44.340 Twitch.
01:21:45.220 It's basically like, look at
01:21:46.640 China.
01:21:47.020 They're just like us.
01:21:47.800 It's exactly the same.
01:21:48.920 We're all good friends.
01:21:50.220 So don't put Tarik on it.
01:21:51.500 I kind of want to see an
01:21:52.320 RPG trail just sneaking up.
01:21:56.120 Alas.
01:21:56.860 Yes.
01:21:57.600 And there was also him in an
01:22:00.360 amphibious car.
01:22:01.340 And I've got to admit, the
01:22:03.120 amphibious car did look quite
01:22:04.240 cool.
01:22:05.620 So the common theme of who is,
01:22:06.880 look, we Chinese have got
01:22:08.060 loads of tech.
01:22:09.000 Yes.
01:22:09.600 And it's very impressive to
01:22:11.220 gesticulating black men.
01:22:13.420 Exactly.
01:22:14.280 Right.
01:22:14.540 And once you've seen one
01:22:17.100 video of it, you've seen
01:22:17.980 them all.
01:22:18.680 It's like, look at this
01:22:20.240 thing.
01:22:20.540 It's really cool.
01:22:21.300 Wow.
01:22:21.960 Facial expressions.
01:22:23.260 This is the kind of thing
01:22:24.860 that I like to see the Top
01:22:26.920 Gear crew do because they're
01:22:29.380 entertaining and funny and
01:22:31.280 have a good, good
01:22:32.540 personalities.
01:22:33.480 Not this guy.
01:22:34.560 Yeah.
01:22:35.000 Here's how you be
01:22:35.700 entertaining.
01:22:36.480 Be yourself and don't be
01:22:38.120 inauthentic.
01:22:38.920 That's my life advice for
01:22:40.880 you.
01:22:41.800 And there was a sort of
01:22:43.060 wholesome one where he
01:22:44.460 listens to people play
01:22:46.820 instruments and there's a
01:22:48.320 very good, I'm not sure
01:22:49.520 what that is.
01:22:50.720 Is it, it looks like a
01:22:52.280 Koto or something like
01:22:53.360 that, doesn't it?
01:22:55.940 But I think he was
01:22:56.920 genuinely impressed and it
01:22:58.280 was genuinely impressive.
01:22:59.660 That's so cool.
01:23:02.180 That actually seems like an
01:23:03.400 authentic reaction.
01:23:05.720 And also it is very
01:23:07.580 impressive.
01:23:11.260 What the?
01:23:14.460 But anyway, we have a
01:23:22.340 podcast to get on with.
01:23:23.960 Sorry to disenchanted you
01:23:25.360 there, Dan.
01:23:27.180 But that sort of thing is
01:23:28.640 wholesome.
01:23:28.860 Dan's wondering how much
01:23:29.200 she costs now.
01:23:30.420 Well, I mean, it does look
01:23:31.440 like a sort of 17th century
01:23:34.020 brothel setup, doesn't it?
01:23:36.060 I know what you mean.
01:23:37.080 Yeah.
01:23:37.360 I kind of know what you mean.
01:23:39.400 I don't know.
01:23:39.780 I never went to China in the
01:23:40.700 17th century, so I just
01:23:42.640 assumed that's what it
01:23:43.320 really missed out.
01:23:44.380 I don't know who's gone
01:23:45.260 into my notes, but there's
01:23:46.540 a whole page missing.
01:23:48.120 Okay, there we go.
01:23:49.020 I've figured it.
01:23:50.720 So yes, that seemed
01:23:52.220 genuine.
01:23:52.940 Fair enough.
01:23:53.620 She does deserve some
01:23:54.960 respect for that crazy
01:23:56.360 playing because Harry and
01:23:57.560 I, I think, can recognize
01:23:58.920 as the guitar players.
01:24:00.400 That's very impressive.
01:24:01.340 That's some skills right
01:24:02.580 there.
01:24:03.060 Yeah.
01:24:03.240 And he also met the
01:24:05.860 Chinese Trump.
01:24:07.060 I've seen this guy.
01:24:08.620 Chinese Trump.
01:24:09.820 Pleasure to have you come
01:24:11.440 to Chongqing because Chongqing
01:24:13.400 is an international city.
01:24:15.240 You know, we're going to
01:24:15.980 have fun here.
01:24:17.200 So I don't, I don't,
01:24:19.020 because my English is not
01:24:20.460 that good, actually.
01:24:21.580 But, you know, I'm just
01:24:23.360 stating the facts that I
01:24:25.160 know about Chongqing because
01:24:26.320 I was born and raised in
01:24:27.300 Chongqing.
01:24:28.660 That's actually, okay,
01:24:29.780 I like that guy.
01:24:30.860 I want to see more of
01:24:32.320 that guy.
01:24:32.880 You can, you can find
01:24:33.680 this stuff on online.
01:24:35.100 Oh, I'm going to follow.
01:24:35.880 So the point being here
01:24:37.600 that the authentic stuff
01:24:39.440 that is actually cool
01:24:40.520 about China isn't so much
01:24:42.640 the we have technology.
01:24:44.300 The authentic stuff is
01:24:45.580 that there are people
01:24:46.540 there that have
01:24:47.180 interesting things to do.
01:24:48.660 And of course, it speaks
01:24:50.140 of we are the CCP.
01:24:52.600 China is very advanced.
01:24:53.760 We are number one for
01:24:54.500 technology.
01:24:56.200 Whereas I think actually
01:24:57.580 if you wanted to sell
01:24:58.600 China to Westerners,
01:24:59.520 they're doing it the
01:25:00.060 wrong way.
01:25:00.860 But that's just me.
01:25:02.860 But he's been very well
01:25:04.460 received in China.
01:25:06.020 He's had a mural made
01:25:07.340 of him.
01:25:07.960 I've seen murals like
01:25:08.880 this in Britain as well.
01:25:11.500 Even in the mural,
01:25:12.280 he looks angry.
01:25:15.860 And they've also turned
01:25:18.160 him into a sort of weird
01:25:19.840 Pixar-like character.
01:25:21.240 Imagine you're lucky if
01:25:22.180 you live opposite these
01:25:23.000 murals and that's what
01:25:24.020 you get every time you
01:25:24.800 open the curtains.
01:25:25.720 Well, there's one in
01:25:26.640 Swindon that's not far
01:25:27.500 from where I live and
01:25:28.400 it's just a giant 30-foot
01:25:30.560 black woman.
01:25:31.360 Nothing summarizes
01:25:32.880 Swindon quite like that,
01:25:33.900 does it?
01:25:35.460 Black women built this
01:25:36.960 small city.
01:25:38.580 They built Europe.
01:25:40.080 Yeah.
01:25:40.600 Have you seen that video
01:25:41.920 of the protesters in
01:25:43.440 York where the black
01:25:45.620 guy goes up and he's
01:25:46.480 like, we built this
01:25:47.480 country.
01:25:48.000 We built this city.
01:25:48.960 Yeah, I'm sure you
01:25:49.600 built York.
01:25:50.220 Jorvik, the Viking
01:25:52.600 settlement.
01:25:54.460 We was Vikings, man.
01:25:57.480 I'm not sure that's
01:25:58.480 accurate, to be honest.
01:25:59.980 I'm going to have to
01:26:00.840 check a history book,
01:26:02.000 but I've got questions.
01:26:02.900 He's been playing Assassin's
01:26:02.920 Creed games again.
01:26:04.000 I mean, they had their
01:26:04.580 own king in the year 800.
01:26:06.200 I just don't think it's
01:26:07.880 true.
01:26:09.700 History books are lying
01:26:10.820 to you, don't you?
01:26:11.560 He also had his face
01:26:12.800 projected on a Ferris
01:26:14.800 wheel here.
01:26:15.840 And he's also...
01:26:18.700 That would be
01:26:19.440 horrifying.
01:26:20.760 It would be.
01:26:21.100 Just look up at his
01:26:22.600 face.
01:26:23.060 And the Chinese government
01:26:24.160 praised him personally
01:26:25.940 for promoting positive
01:26:27.320 US-Chinese relations.
01:26:28.840 Just in case you
01:26:29.620 doubted it.
01:26:30.760 You know.
01:26:32.060 Yes, of course.
01:26:32.920 Him along with John
01:26:34.540 China.
01:26:35.520 Social credit score.
01:26:37.480 Very, very good.
01:26:39.480 And yes, even the
01:26:41.660 Chinese embassy in the
01:26:42.640 US did a post about it
01:26:45.300 saying he's kicked off
01:26:46.400 his journey in China
01:26:47.180 that has already garnered
01:26:48.080 massive global attention
01:26:49.260 which indicates a broader
01:26:50.280 trend of digital
01:26:51.600 influences bridging
01:26:52.700 cultural gaps and
01:26:53.660 creating alternative
01:26:54.600 channels for foreign
01:26:56.180 audiences to understand
01:26:57.420 a vibrant China.
01:26:59.720 Obviously, it's all a
01:27:01.080 PR campaign, isn't it?
01:27:02.200 Of course it is.
01:27:03.260 Right, when do we get
01:27:03.820 onto the clips of
01:27:04.780 people trolling him?
01:27:07.380 In a minute.
01:27:08.480 Okay.
01:27:08.760 Don't worry.
01:27:09.340 Okay.
01:27:09.760 You'll get to the
01:27:10.420 forbidden fruit soon enough.
01:27:11.880 Impatient.
01:27:13.100 As China Uncensored
01:27:14.220 points out,
01:27:15.300 he's basically releasing
01:27:16.780 CCP propaganda to 37
01:27:18.520 million subscribers on
01:27:19.660 YouTube.
01:27:20.900 And yes, the live streams
01:27:22.660 are getting about 5
01:27:23.460 million views.
01:27:25.200 So he is unintentionally
01:27:27.720 helping support the
01:27:28.660 Chinese government.
01:27:31.200 Now, it's time for
01:27:33.120 Harry's favourite.
01:27:35.500 Here we go.
01:27:36.560 He got a gift from a
01:27:37.680 member of the public
01:27:38.380 here.
01:27:38.700 This topic is terrible.
01:27:39.580 I'm going to turn it
01:27:40.200 down a bit.
01:27:41.020 Chill, chill, chill.
01:27:41.880 Travis Scott, you should
01:27:44.100 take it, you should take
01:27:44.780 it.
01:27:45.100 Bro.
01:27:45.560 He called him Travis Scott.
01:27:47.240 Wait, wait.
01:27:48.960 He's a completely
01:27:49.880 different person.
01:27:50.740 Open it, open it.
01:27:51.520 Open that shit.
01:27:52.060 Open that shit.
01:27:52.880 You're going to love it.
01:27:53.900 You're going to love it.
01:27:55.360 You're going to love it.
01:27:56.940 You're going to love it.
01:27:57.700 Wait, guys.
01:27:58.980 You're going to love it.
01:27:59.980 Woo, woo, woo, woo.
01:28:01.240 Come here, motherfucker.
01:28:02.160 The thing is, with these
01:28:08.680 clips that I've seen,
01:28:09.880 funny as they are, I
01:28:10.700 wonder if these are
01:28:11.760 staged as well.
01:28:12.920 They might well be.
01:28:13.900 Just to get eyes on his
01:28:15.060 live streams.
01:28:16.540 So there have been some
01:28:18.740 funny instances.
01:28:19.920 So it's worth mentioning
01:28:21.840 what you think you're
01:28:23.000 hearing is actually a
01:28:24.020 Chinese word.
01:28:24.920 And if you're a YouTube
01:28:25.980 censor, we're not
01:28:27.580 playing that word.
01:28:28.760 It is a Chinese word.
01:28:30.200 And actually, if you take
01:28:31.340 this video down or
01:28:32.240 punish us, you're the
01:28:33.420 racist.
01:28:34.440 But with that out of
01:28:35.240 the way.
01:28:55.380 It means that, does it?
01:28:57.140 It does.
01:28:57.860 And this word comes up
01:28:59.160 quite a lot.
01:29:00.240 And there are lots of
01:29:01.340 interesting interactions
01:29:03.320 here with this.
01:29:06.880 Here we go.
01:29:22.240 To be fair, I imagine
01:29:23.960 if you were in a foreign
01:29:24.840 country and loads of
01:29:25.760 people started speaking
01:29:26.980 in a language you don't
01:29:27.840 understand, and it
01:29:28.720 sounds like they're
01:29:29.540 talking about you
01:29:30.540 right in front of you.
01:29:32.820 Although I wouldn't be
01:29:34.080 surprised if these were
01:29:34.900 staged.
01:29:35.080 I'd be shocked if the
01:29:36.840 slurs were the same
01:29:38.460 in all of the languages.
01:29:41.160 They're universal,
01:29:42.100 Harry.
01:29:42.440 I'm sorry.
01:29:43.920 The slurs are the
01:29:44.680 friends we made a lot.
01:29:45.740 It's the true global
01:29:46.960 language.
01:29:48.600 And within the first
01:29:49.680 five minutes of him
01:29:50.400 being in China, I think,
01:29:51.680 he gets, this guy's a big
01:29:56.820 fan of him.
01:29:58.140 What's my name?
01:29:59.280 I see.
01:30:00.300 Hang on.
01:30:00.580 You actually know me.
01:30:02.460 I can't hear it.
01:30:03.380 Could you turn it up a
01:30:03.780 little bit, Samson?
01:30:04.420 I can hardly hear it.
01:30:06.660 Thank you.
01:30:07.200 And the community note
01:30:20.200 points out is that's a
01:30:22.100 word often used as an
01:30:23.260 interjection to express
01:30:24.300 thoughtful absorption and
01:30:25.600 hesitation, doubt, or
01:30:26.800 perplexity.
01:30:28.280 It's basically a filler
01:30:29.040 word, pretty similar to
01:30:30.040 um or well.
01:30:32.140 Makes sense.
01:30:32.580 That's their filler word?
01:30:33.880 I know.
01:30:34.220 Wow.
01:30:35.060 Okay.
01:30:36.240 Dan's going to start
01:30:37.020 learning Chinese right
01:30:38.700 now.
01:30:39.660 But I like how he says
01:30:41.420 tell a joke and then he
01:30:42.840 just goes and drops the
01:30:44.460 N.
01:30:46.500 It made us laugh.
01:30:47.380 I mean, it was a good
01:30:47.940 start.
01:30:48.380 I mean, to be fair, I
01:30:50.600 mean, that's like somebody
01:30:51.540 just walking up to you and
01:30:52.780 saying, make me laugh.
01:30:53.960 You probably would go,
01:30:54.860 um.
01:30:56.160 Yeah.
01:30:56.440 So he's probably just
01:30:57.180 saying, um.
01:30:58.100 I would do exactly the
01:30:59.280 same.
01:31:01.660 It'd work.
01:31:02.580 It worked, to be
01:31:03.740 fair.
01:31:05.320 And, um.
01:31:06.800 In fact, there was an
01:31:07.880 entire crowd chanting
01:31:09.520 the word.
01:31:23.800 And I think he's doing
01:31:24.860 that all.
01:31:25.420 He's leaning into it,
01:31:26.400 isn't he?
01:31:26.600 Yeah, yeah.
01:31:27.340 He knows what he's up
01:31:27.980 to.
01:31:28.540 I think the crowd knows
01:31:29.660 what they're up to as
01:31:30.680 well there.
01:31:32.580 And then, well, at least
01:31:34.240 they all didn't stop
01:31:35.060 chirping or something.
01:31:36.840 This one.
01:31:37.980 Start throwing cornstarch.
01:31:41.220 This one.
01:31:42.160 You got wet?
01:31:42.860 Yes, I'm racist.
01:31:44.060 You're racist?
01:31:45.180 Yes.
01:31:45.780 I hate this.
01:31:46.820 I'm a killer.
01:31:49.100 I'm so sorry about that.
01:31:50.460 What?
01:31:50.700 A bit of a strange
01:31:58.040 interaction.
01:31:58.700 What?
01:31:59.860 I'm very confused.
01:32:01.540 Let's not dwell on it.
01:32:02.520 I'm not entirely sure
01:32:03.320 what happened there.
01:32:04.180 Either am I.
01:32:04.520 Let's not dwell on that
01:32:05.440 one.
01:32:05.920 I don't think she was sure
01:32:06.960 what she was doing either.
01:32:08.080 Now, moving to an entirely
01:32:09.620 unrelated country, Japan.
01:32:11.840 And this is a streamer
01:32:14.180 called Mizkif.
01:32:15.220 I don't know who the
01:32:15.860 hell he is.
01:32:16.880 But basically, he started
01:32:18.620 doing pull-ups on the
01:32:19.800 Japanese cherry tree.
01:32:22.220 It doesn't seem like a
01:32:22.980 good idea, that.
01:32:23.740 No.
01:32:24.460 And then lots of people
01:32:25.540 got upset because he's
01:32:27.100 being an idiot.
01:32:27.880 And it's like a symbol of
01:32:29.020 Japan, isn't it?
01:32:29.980 And it's very beautiful.
01:32:31.220 And he's spoiling it by
01:32:32.440 being a moron.
01:32:33.960 And there were lots of
01:32:36.560 people complaining about
01:32:37.420 it, saying, broke my
01:32:39.200 heart to see someone doing
01:32:40.160 this.
01:32:41.300 And then they eventually
01:32:42.380 removed the video the
01:32:43.440 next day because it got
01:32:44.540 backlash.
01:32:45.520 And then he posted a big
01:32:46.800 old apology about it.
01:32:48.000 And he's like, sorry, I
01:32:48.740 didn't understand the
01:32:49.540 significance of it.
01:32:50.240 I just thought it was a
01:32:50.840 tree.
01:32:51.980 I took it down as soon as
01:32:53.220 I found out.
01:32:53.780 I'm sorry.
01:32:54.200 That seems right.
01:32:55.580 Well, people do this kind
01:32:57.900 of stuff on purpose.
01:32:59.000 And I always go back to
01:33:00.280 Logan Paul really seems to
01:33:02.720 have started the trend of
01:33:03.700 these streamers going to
01:33:04.800 Japan in particular, doing
01:33:06.560 IRL streams and being
01:33:08.380 purposefully disrespectful to
01:33:10.380 the local culture and
01:33:11.440 customs.
01:33:12.280 So you can get clicks.
01:33:15.340 I don't have the video of
01:33:16.280 it, but there is a video
01:33:17.140 of him, which is online,
01:33:19.480 of him standing on a
01:33:20.340 street corner after this
01:33:21.400 happened saying, oh, it's
01:33:22.800 okay to be loud in public
01:33:24.000 in Japan because Japanese
01:33:25.200 people are basically NPCs.
01:33:27.040 They don't matter.
01:33:28.360 And he says when the next
01:33:29.480 GTA comes out, they'll be
01:33:31.280 even more like NPCs.
01:33:32.720 He says, which is just
01:33:34.400 blanketly disrespectful,
01:33:36.440 isn't it?
01:33:37.060 Saying that they don't
01:33:37.860 have an agency, which
01:33:40.420 just seems like he's
01:33:41.600 taken the cherry tree
01:33:43.500 thing quite spitefully, to
01:33:45.580 my mind.
01:33:47.000 But yes, it's being
01:33:48.180 disrespectful.
01:33:48.940 There's no need for it.
01:33:50.060 And then another idiot
01:33:51.080 decided to find the same
01:33:53.100 tree and then climb it
01:33:54.100 again for internet clout
01:33:56.240 because of course he did.
01:33:58.240 Some beanie wearing
01:33:59.440 dweeb.
01:34:00.020 They should start
01:34:00.860 deporting all of these
01:34:02.260 people because they're
01:34:02.900 obviously doing it on
01:34:03.820 purpose as an insult.
01:34:06.600 Yeah.
01:34:06.900 And then this same
01:34:08.040 guy says that Japan
01:34:11.640 would be more fun if
01:34:12.720 Japanese people weren't
01:34:14.200 such wusses.
01:34:15.960 I suppose I can
01:34:16.720 translate that too.
01:34:18.060 And he's basically
01:34:18.760 complaining about the
01:34:19.520 fact that they care about
01:34:20.500 their culture.
01:34:21.420 And if you do things that
01:34:22.340 are disrespectful, then...
01:34:24.360 You don't want to go back
01:34:25.680 to the days when the
01:34:27.300 Japanese weren't wusses.
01:34:29.060 Yeah.
01:34:29.600 You don't want to deal
01:34:30.600 with that.
01:34:30.920 But also, them caring
01:34:32.400 about their culture and
01:34:33.340 not wanting it to be
01:34:34.260 disrespected is more
01:34:36.560 important than you doing
01:34:38.060 whatever you want.
01:34:39.160 I'm sorry, but it's such
01:34:40.800 a selfish mindset.
01:34:42.860 And then...
01:34:44.060 Oh, I'm going previous
01:34:45.780 instead of forward.
01:34:46.940 Then there's a video here
01:34:47.980 where live streamers are
01:34:49.300 told to stop filming in
01:34:50.240 McDonald's.
01:34:51.320 And they're just like,
01:34:52.700 I'm not going to do
01:34:53.360 that.
01:34:53.740 They're going to have to
01:34:54.200 come over and make me.
01:34:55.760 And it's a black woman
01:34:57.780 saying this.
01:34:59.280 That's why I've got it
01:35:00.100 muted.
01:35:01.080 Basic manners is all
01:35:03.020 you need to avoid
01:35:03.940 situations like this.
01:35:05.400 So this same woman,
01:35:06.740 as far as I'm aware,
01:35:08.160 also was staying in an
01:35:10.160 Airbnb.
01:35:11.020 Let's just watch this.
01:35:12.040 I don't want to even
01:35:12.680 have to explain it.
01:35:13.860 She clearly doesn't like
01:35:14.680 using the toilet.
01:35:16.080 Show me the pee.
01:35:17.320 I don't believe you.
01:35:20.360 No, that's some hood
01:35:23.740 shit, bro.
01:35:24.160 What's wrong with you?
01:35:25.520 Where?
01:35:27.940 Bro, what?
01:35:28.940 Oh my God.
01:35:29.740 Nah, what's...
01:35:30.620 I can't take you
01:35:31.440 nowhere.
01:35:32.480 That's fucked up,
01:35:33.380 Xena.
01:35:34.540 You poured beer on my
01:35:35.460 head.
01:35:35.820 Yeah, but that's...
01:35:37.000 This is not our house.
01:35:38.980 We have to respect the
01:35:40.240 house.
01:35:41.580 I like how he's the one
01:35:43.320 saying, yeah, we've got to
01:35:44.200 be respectful here.
01:35:45.260 They're staying in an
01:35:45.960 Airbnb at someone else's
01:35:47.080 house.
01:35:47.400 She doesn't understand the
01:35:48.260 toilet or whatever.
01:35:49.020 And so it's peeing
01:35:50.120 outside like a dog.
01:35:51.400 I thought Japan has
01:35:52.940 famously excellent
01:35:54.100 toilets.
01:35:54.920 I know, yeah.
01:35:56.340 Apparently.
01:35:56.960 Maybe they're just too
01:35:57.560 complicated.
01:35:58.720 Maybe.
01:35:59.340 To sit on a toilet?
01:36:01.540 No, no, because I think
01:36:02.440 the Japanese toilets,
01:36:03.280 they've got like...
01:36:04.080 They're the days,
01:36:04.960 aren't they?
01:36:05.360 Yeah.
01:36:05.400 It's like a 747.
01:36:06.540 They've got lots of
01:36:06.960 buttons on them.
01:36:07.780 But it seems to be a
01:36:08.880 theme about urinating in
01:36:10.640 places where you shouldn't
01:36:12.060 in Japan for Westerners.
01:36:14.100 Well, Westerners in
01:36:15.380 quotation marks.
01:36:16.000 Because here's a live
01:36:18.520 streamer who couldn't
01:36:19.320 find a toilet, just goes
01:36:20.260 into a random hotel and
01:36:22.080 just pees in a hallway
01:36:23.820 because he couldn't find a
01:36:25.120 toilet in there.
01:36:26.100 I'm not going to show you
01:36:26.960 it because it's like a
01:36:27.620 minute and 47 of someone
01:36:29.320 saying, I need to pee, I
01:36:30.260 need to pee, which isn't
01:36:31.540 interesting.
01:36:32.820 But, yep, they go in
01:36:34.880 there, they pee in a hotel
01:36:36.260 lobby.
01:36:37.140 And then there's, I don't
01:36:38.360 know why this was a
01:36:39.400 live stream.
01:36:40.020 Two sweaty, what looks
01:36:41.780 like Middle Eastern men
01:36:42.760 with English accents, so
01:36:45.120 foreigners that have
01:36:46.660 moved to England, are
01:36:48.180 staying in some pokey
01:36:49.080 hotel and he can't be
01:36:50.480 bothered to get up and
01:36:52.360 go to the en suite
01:36:53.300 bathroom.
01:36:53.620 So he just pees on the
01:36:55.120 floor in the hotel room
01:36:56.720 that they're then going
01:36:58.300 to sleep in.
01:36:59.720 Just deport these people.
01:37:02.020 I'm not going to...
01:37:02.820 It's mischief, deport him,
01:37:04.760 deport them, deport that
01:37:06.120 woman.
01:37:07.440 And then some streamers
01:37:09.580 were in a bar and
01:37:10.940 apparently they sexually
01:37:12.220 harassed a bar girl and
01:37:14.660 then one of the locals
01:37:15.760 chased them down and
01:37:17.420 attacked them, basically.
01:37:19.440 And they didn't even know
01:37:20.400 what they'd done wrong.
01:37:21.280 And they're like, what
01:37:21.700 are you doing?
01:37:22.200 Why are you attacking us?
01:37:23.100 And they ran away.
01:37:24.420 But it's just because
01:37:25.440 they're being disrespectful,
01:37:26.480 isn't it?
01:37:26.940 That's why this is
01:37:27.640 happening.
01:37:28.680 I mean, any culture, if
01:37:30.500 you get caught sexually
01:37:31.460 harassing random women,
01:37:32.920 expect to have maybe a man
01:37:34.860 or two come up and try
01:37:36.020 and stop you.
01:37:37.180 Exactly.
01:37:37.900 Yeah.
01:37:39.680 I travel quite a lot.
01:37:40.840 And I never get attacked
01:37:41.780 because I'm never
01:37:42.840 disrespectful.
01:37:44.260 It's this wonderful trick
01:37:45.420 where if you go to another
01:37:46.380 person's culture and you
01:37:47.400 act better than you would
01:37:49.000 at home, they don't mind
01:37:50.560 you being there.
01:37:51.420 Yes.
01:37:51.940 It's funny, that, isn't
01:37:53.020 it?
01:37:53.880 And here's a streamer.
01:37:57.820 This is Justice.
01:37:59.900 He was basically messing
01:38:01.080 around in a nightclub being
01:38:02.160 an idiot.
01:38:03.120 And here he is.
01:38:04.180 It's annoying the security
01:38:11.560 guards.
01:38:15.040 This is just a cure for all
01:38:17.080 of this stuff.
01:38:17.700 Watching them get hurt.
01:38:21.720 That's good.
01:38:22.780 Because they're idiots most
01:38:23.920 of the time.
01:38:24.420 They deserve it.
01:38:25.160 Yeah, they like to see how
01:38:28.000 far they can push the F
01:38:29.400 around before they find
01:38:30.840 out.
01:38:31.740 And then here's a sort of
01:38:33.400 discount Johnny Somali who
01:38:35.360 just goes to a shop, like a
01:38:38.600 corner shop, I suppose, and
01:38:40.460 just starts being rude to
01:38:41.840 people because they can't
01:38:42.920 understand him speaking
01:38:44.380 English.
01:38:45.600 And he's basically saying,
01:38:47.020 look at how fat you are,
01:38:47.920 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
01:38:48.540 stuff like that.
01:38:49.380 And they can't find out.
01:38:51.100 He's just being rude.
01:38:51.860 He's just going up to
01:38:53.420 random people and touching
01:38:54.380 them, which is, I don't
01:38:57.680 know how to put it.
01:38:58.840 You wouldn't want that,
01:38:59.500 would you?
01:38:59.820 It's more than rude.
01:39:00.900 It's getting on the verge
01:39:02.200 of being a little bit, I
01:39:05.040 suppose, aggressive.
01:39:06.260 Yeah.
01:39:06.900 A bit imposing.
01:39:08.320 Imagine being in Japan and
01:39:09.640 then out of the darkness,
01:39:11.500 this guy turns up and starts
01:39:13.340 touching him and shouting
01:39:14.540 at you in a foreign
01:39:15.240 language.
01:39:15.800 I noticed he's doing it to
01:39:16.880 a small woman and not a
01:39:18.060 large man.
01:39:19.020 It's funny that, isn't it?
01:39:19.920 Yeah.
01:39:20.140 And then the same guy was
01:39:23.600 in a Japanese public toilet
01:39:24.800 and he's just throwing
01:39:25.580 rubbish around on the floor
01:39:26.800 and he's filming in the
01:39:29.380 toilet.
01:39:29.840 And then eventually a
01:39:30.700 Japanese man comes up.
01:39:31.520 Is that not against the
01:39:32.900 law to film in a public
01:39:33.940 toilet?
01:39:34.440 Probably.
01:39:35.880 But he starts filming when
01:39:37.640 there's a Japanese man in
01:39:38.700 there, just minding his own
01:39:39.820 business, going to the
01:39:40.520 toilet.
01:39:40.800 I'm not going to show you
01:39:41.600 because I'm not going to
01:39:42.460 make the problem worse.
01:39:45.320 And then the same guy was
01:39:48.080 just in a shop.
01:39:49.940 saying, well, I'm not
01:39:51.140 going to play it, but as
01:39:52.880 they're trying to sort out
01:39:53.980 him buying stuff and
01:39:55.160 trying to be helpful, he's
01:39:56.940 talking about the size of
01:39:58.780 his own genitalia, as is
01:40:00.520 often the case of American
01:40:03.200 urban scholars.
01:40:04.820 They like to big themselves
01:40:05.780 up.
01:40:06.360 But the point being here
01:40:07.460 that why has this got
01:40:09.180 worse?
01:40:10.000 Who's watching this stuff?
01:40:11.400 Why are people allowing it?
01:40:13.220 It makes everyone outside of
01:40:16.360 Asia to the, you know, the
01:40:17.980 Chinese and Japanese think
01:40:19.480 we're all like these
01:40:20.360 animals that go around
01:40:22.100 weeing on the floor,
01:40:23.500 shouting, grabbing random
01:40:24.820 people.
01:40:25.840 It doesn't benefit us
01:40:27.800 whatsoever.
01:40:28.580 Certainly doesn't benefit the
01:40:29.660 people they're, you know,
01:40:31.540 visiting.
01:40:32.620 And all they're doing is
01:40:34.560 they're making a fool out
01:40:35.900 of themselves and everyone
01:40:37.060 around them for internet
01:40:39.220 clout.
01:40:39.940 And this sort of stuff needs
01:40:41.560 to end because it's just
01:40:43.320 socially irresponsible.
01:40:44.280 I never thought I'd say
01:40:46.740 this, but I feel of all of
01:40:48.600 the streamers that you've
01:40:49.520 shown me on this segment,
01:40:51.420 iShowSpeed was the best
01:40:52.820 behaved.
01:40:53.600 He was actually.
01:40:54.400 Yeah.
01:40:54.740 Because he wasn't being
01:40:56.100 actively disrespectful.
01:40:58.300 Yeah.
01:40:58.880 I mean, that's a remarkable
01:41:00.280 thing that I never thought
01:41:01.220 I'd say.
01:41:01.840 But there you go, folks.
01:41:02.980 We've got some rumble
01:41:03.940 rants through if you want to
01:41:04.960 read through some of them,
01:41:05.720 Josh.
01:41:06.180 Sure.
01:41:09.580 Why do so many of these
01:41:12.060 scholars' hair look like
01:41:13.160 they use toilet brush?
01:41:14.720 You'd think that with all
01:41:15.540 the money they're making,
01:41:16.560 they'd be able to afford
01:41:17.260 not to have crusty pubes
01:41:19.000 for hair.
01:41:20.200 That was a very popular
01:41:21.820 haircut in the late 90s as
01:41:23.580 well.
01:41:23.840 You had Rob Flynn from
01:41:25.240 Machine Head with the
01:41:27.360 toilet brush hairdo as
01:41:28.660 well.
01:41:30.360 Yeah.
01:41:31.140 It's like you're trying to
01:41:32.200 channel electricity.
01:41:33.280 I wouldn't go outside in a
01:41:34.760 thunderstorm with that
01:41:35.720 haircut.
01:41:36.500 Yeah.
01:41:37.380 Matt G. Hammond says,
01:41:38.600 Dan should watch the CNN
01:41:39.680 clip of American businessman
01:41:41.040 Kevin O'Leary proposing a
01:41:42.600 400% tariff on China going
01:41:44.480 around X.
01:41:46.360 Why not?
01:41:47.260 We'd probably be that by
01:41:49.040 tomorrow, that is right?
01:41:50.300 Waif Neve says, I am an
01:41:52.860 X-Gen.
01:41:53.860 None of this computes.
01:41:56.920 Also, $50.
01:41:59.360 Thank you very, very much
01:42:00.300 for that.
01:42:00.660 That is, yeah.
01:42:00.940 I couldn't see that over
01:42:01.980 the mic arm.
01:42:03.140 Sigil Stone says, the most
01:42:04.380 surprising part of iShow
01:42:05.680 meat's visit to China is he
01:42:08.220 managed to keep it in his
01:42:09.180 pants in front of the
01:42:10.180 cameras.
01:42:11.640 Has he done that before or
01:42:13.100 something?
01:42:13.440 Is that a reference?
01:42:14.840 I'm sure it probably is from
01:42:16.380 what you wrote.
01:42:16.820 The worst I've seen is a
01:42:18.020 clip came up on Twitter one
01:42:19.500 time.
01:42:19.800 The worst I've ever seen was
01:42:20.780 that he basically like went
01:42:23.340 boo at someone's baby in
01:42:25.480 Norway and made the baby
01:42:26.820 cry.
01:42:27.400 And the dad was there.
01:42:28.680 He's like, what the hell?
01:42:30.360 What's wrong with you?
01:42:31.680 Why did you just make my baby
01:42:32.720 cry?
01:42:34.780 Why did you go to go boo to a
01:42:36.400 baby anyway that you don't
01:42:37.980 know?
01:42:38.420 It's very strange.
01:42:40.060 Bold Eagle 1787 says, if you
01:42:42.280 want to see a nuisance streamer
01:42:43.300 getting arrested and kicked out
01:42:44.340 of countries, legal mindset on
01:42:46.300 YouTube has made it his mission
01:42:47.520 to stop them and shows that it's
01:42:49.180 an international effort also.
01:42:51.240 Yeah.
01:42:51.680 Hats off to them.
01:42:52.880 And that's a random name.
01:42:53.620 Says, reminder that all these
01:42:55.840 public nuisance streamers votes
01:42:57.580 are worth the same as ours.
01:42:59.780 A polished democracy return to
01:43:01.440 monarchy.
01:43:02.420 It sounds reasonable.
01:43:03.200 Yeah, very based.
01:43:04.820 It is just realizing that that
01:43:08.040 guy on the screen right now,
01:43:10.200 what's his name?
01:43:11.000 Blackass Dave.
01:43:13.800 His vote is worth just as much
01:43:16.060 as yours, Americans watching
01:43:17.760 this.
01:43:18.580 Interesting, isn't it?
01:43:19.860 Do we have any video comments
01:43:21.020 that we're going to go through,
01:43:21.840 Samson?
01:43:23.120 I can't hear you anymore.
01:43:24.480 We've got the opposite problem
01:43:25.480 now, Samson.
01:43:26.880 I still can't hear you.
01:43:30.580 Okay, we'll do them tomorrow.
01:43:32.120 Can you read comments just for
01:43:33.140 ours?
01:43:33.460 Just a couple?
01:43:34.120 Yeah, we'll read a couple.
01:43:35.480 Yeah, yeah, and then we'll be
01:43:37.320 hitting the road, folks.
01:43:39.780 So, just a general one.
01:43:41.220 Samzu said, never thought I'd see
01:43:42.720 the day where Momoi in a
01:43:45.540 Lotus Eater's thumbnail.
01:43:48.560 Oh, that's Samson's work, that is.
01:43:52.040 What's that?
01:43:52.720 I don't understand.
01:43:55.480 Would you like to go through
01:43:56.520 some of your comments, Dan?
01:43:57.400 Well, Dan's saving his for
01:43:58.480 broken arms.
01:43:58.840 Oh, yeah.
01:43:59.360 All right, okay.
01:44:00.560 All right, then, North FC Zuma,
01:44:02.060 is that actually real dialogue?
01:44:03.680 Yes.
01:44:04.800 That Texas gal, I haven't watched
01:44:06.180 a new show or movie in years
01:44:07.400 because they all sound like they
01:44:08.200 were written by a Reddit mod
01:44:09.300 group chat.
01:44:10.620 Very good description.
01:44:11.900 Good decision.
01:44:12.240 Again, re-watching Better Call Saul,
01:44:14.320 probably the most recent thing
01:44:15.560 I've watched.
01:44:16.040 Excellent, excellent show,
01:44:17.920 so give that a watch if you've
01:44:18.820 not.
01:44:19.640 Rebecca Zed, well, I'm an older
01:44:21.180 millennial, and I would never
01:44:22.420 write like this.
01:44:23.200 I think it's all those bad
01:44:24.160 Nickelodeon cartoons in the late
01:44:25.580 90s and early 2000s.
01:44:26.720 After 97, cartoons kind of fell
01:44:28.720 off a cliff in quality and writing
01:44:30.500 that I couldn't watch, not just
01:44:31.960 because I was older, I wasn't
01:44:33.320 stupid, and animation became
01:44:34.860 lazy.
01:44:35.720 Yeah, animation's definitely got
01:44:36.940 lazier since the late 90s.
01:44:39.580 There's another rumble chat that
01:44:40.800 qualifies it.
01:44:41.540 I Show Meat gained wider fame
01:44:43.180 when he was playing a Five
01:44:44.120 Night at Freddy's game and
01:44:45.520 accidentally flopped it out on
01:44:47.300 stream.
01:44:48.100 That's why he's an influencer.
01:44:50.060 Okay, that's interesting.
01:44:52.280 Oh, I wish I didn't know that.
01:44:54.340 Key to having a multi-million
01:44:56.380 subscribed YouTube account is
01:44:58.840 apparently just showing your
01:45:00.340 penis.
01:45:00.900 And apparently then the CCP will
01:45:02.480 invite you over for a guided tour.
01:45:04.740 Nick Taylor, my wife, was
01:45:06.200 watching Netflix while I was
01:45:07.340 noodling on my guitar, and I
01:45:08.540 said to her, doesn't it bother
01:45:10.160 you that all these characters have
01:45:11.420 the same personality?
01:45:12.840 She suggested I play in the
01:45:14.000 bedroom.
01:45:14.440 This is the conversation I've
01:45:15.980 had many times when I've been
01:45:17.820 overhearing these shows.
01:45:19.160 Pointed out, this is shit they
01:45:21.040 all talk the same.
01:45:22.400 There's never an actual argument
01:45:23.880 against that.
01:45:24.720 It's just, shut up, I'm
01:45:25.700 enjoying this.
01:45:28.480 Okay, alright.
01:45:29.960 Furious Dan, as a diehard DMC
01:45:32.140 fan for 20 years, good man, I'm
01:45:34.400 not letting the lefties have this
01:45:35.720 one.
01:45:35.920 Like Adolescence and Barbie
01:45:37.420 movie, we may need to counter
01:45:38.900 read it to absorb any of its
01:45:40.320 cultural momentum.
01:45:41.420 Again, I think even in my
01:45:42.960 segment, we laid the seeds for
01:45:44.960 some counter readings that you
01:45:46.400 could do of it.
01:45:48.280 India is hell.
01:45:50.240 Brown people are demons.
01:45:52.260 According to Adi Shankar himself,
01:45:54.100 there is a way you could reverse
01:45:55.740 engineer this, that Indian Adi
01:45:57.840 Shankar is blood-libeling all of
01:46:00.780 the people of the Middle East to
01:46:02.460 the west of India.
01:46:04.380 That's also a reading of it.
01:46:05.820 The funny thing is, yesterday when
01:46:07.020 I was on the podcast, there was a
01:46:08.760 map of the Indian diaspora, and
01:46:11.080 they used the colour brown to
01:46:12.660 signify how much of a diaspora
01:46:14.620 there was in another country.
01:46:17.300 So, Britain was quite dark brown,
01:46:19.940 which was interesting to me.
01:46:21.240 Yeah, well, we do have quite, we've had
01:46:23.080 quite a few Indians in this country for
01:46:24.660 years at this point.
01:46:26.060 Yeah.
01:46:26.460 I mean, a somewhere person.
01:46:28.560 One of the aspects of millennial
01:46:29.900 writing that you've not really
01:46:31.020 discussed is on top of the irony and
01:46:32.620 sarcasm, there's often a degree of
01:46:34.320 aggressive ambivalence about a topic
01:46:37.300 where writers want a massive rant
01:46:39.020 about something, but don't want to
01:46:40.820 actively take a position against
01:46:42.660 something.
01:46:43.880 Characters won't say, I don't like
01:46:45.420 something, instead preferring to say,
01:46:46.720 I don't care about that.
01:46:47.800 People who do care about that suck.
01:46:50.520 Yeah, it's all part of the
01:46:51.580 insincerity of that style of
01:46:54.360 writing.
01:46:55.100 George Happ, it's about time people
01:46:56.740 learn their lesson with Netflix.
01:46:58.420 All they produce is subversion, they
01:47:00.380 take a skin suit of an IP and
01:47:02.260 shove in as much leftism as they
01:47:04.020 possibly can.
01:47:04.920 As a massive DMC fan, I refuse to
01:47:06.600 watch this abomination because I've
01:47:07.860 learned my lesson with
01:47:08.640 Castlevania, but culture junkies just
01:47:10.760 want to consume content.
01:47:12.020 Exactly.
01:47:12.480 That's why I said at the end of the
01:47:13.560 segment, play the games, they're on
01:47:15.240 sale at the moment, give them a
01:47:16.900 nice boost.
01:47:17.880 Don't watch the show.
01:47:18.980 I've not watched the show.
01:47:20.160 I refuse to watch the show.
01:47:22.020 Let's go through some of yours.
01:47:23.620 Sure.
01:47:24.340 There's only one in the
01:47:25.040 documents, we're just going to
01:47:25.840 read some from the website.
01:47:26.840 AZ Desert Rat says, a good
01:47:28.060 portion of streaming is for
01:47:29.160 children and rage bait.
01:47:30.760 It's very true.
01:47:33.880 Furious Dan says, Japan should
01:47:35.780 outlaw tourism to anyone who
01:47:37.140 can't pass the N4 Japanese
01:47:39.260 language test.
01:47:40.940 Well, that's me going then.
01:47:43.080 To be fair though, I'll sacrifice
01:47:45.240 my ability to visit if it means
01:47:47.020 that their country stays nice.
01:47:48.360 Yeah.
01:47:48.620 I'll just learn a bit of
01:47:49.440 Japanese.
01:47:51.440 And where was I?
01:47:53.080 Somewhere person says the
01:47:54.300 streamer plague is getting
01:47:55.280 worse because people are
01:47:56.240 rewarded for behaving like
01:47:57.400 animals, getting beaten in the
01:47:59.180 street for being annoying and
01:48:00.940 obnoxious, sorry, would
01:48:03.220 outweigh the internet clout, I
01:48:04.940 suspect.
01:48:06.260 I reckon people would take a
01:48:08.220 beating for fame quite easily, to
01:48:10.880 be honest.
01:48:11.320 I mean, that's basically what
01:48:13.400 some of these people are
01:48:14.340 doing.
01:48:16.920 He also said, WTF, I love
01:48:19.680 China now, which I can only
01:48:21.220 presume was from a specific
01:48:24.260 part of that segment.
01:48:26.040 We'd never know.
01:48:26.700 Probably the flying car, we'd
01:48:28.040 imagine.
01:48:28.880 That's it, yeah.
01:48:29.760 Again, I mean, it's obviously
01:48:31.380 CCP propaganda.
01:48:32.840 I will say it did make China
01:48:34.200 look very nice.
01:48:36.100 Well, we may as well end it
01:48:37.340 there because we're about 20
01:48:38.540 minutes over.
01:48:39.160 Yes, so we hope that you've
01:48:41.640 enjoyed this Excel edition of
01:48:44.040 the podcast of the Lotus
01:48:45.180 Eaters.
01:48:46.000 Join us again tomorrow.
01:48:47.200 Until then, take care.