The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1158
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1 hour and 32 minutes
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183.48462
Summary
In this episode, the lads discuss how the political establishment is panicking after Nigel Farage's shock victory in the local elections, and why they don't know what to do next. They also discuss the Met Gala, and how the next Catholic Conclave is going to elect a woke Pope.
Transcript
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Caesars for Tuesday,
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the 6th of May, 2025. I'm John Bristelios, Luke Avery, and Adam Coleman, packed house today.
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And we're going to be talking about how the elites in Britain are panicking because they
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have forsaken their duty and gone and joined the Met Gala, although they're American elites,
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but either way, same principle, and how the next Catholic conclave is going to elect a
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We can't see the future, but there's a decent chance.
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Yeah, we can, we can, we can. Yeah, it's, God, I hate the future so much. I miss the past,
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Yeah, well, around 1300, I'm thinking, it's probably...
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Yeah, about the high point of just civilisation.
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Anyway, right, so let's, let's begin. So, uh, Nigel Farage's recent, uh, seismic victory
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in the local elections has got them all panicking, and they don't know what to do. They realise
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that something has changed, the sand has shifted under their feet, uh, and they're struggling
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for purchase, and I don't think they're going to find any. Uh, so this is an article from
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The Times, The Times being one of the most, um, prestigious and well-read newspapers in the
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country. It's where, it's where the elites go to get their narrative, and, well, as you
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can see here, Nigel Farage has blown apart two-party politics. Uh, here's what's next.
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And Tim here makes a good point, actually, because Nigel Farage's achievement for all
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of Nigel Farage's faults and failures, uh, is quite remarkable, uh, but it really speaks
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to a broader failure of the political establishment at large.
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So, he says, Nigel Farage has no government departments, no ministers, no budgets, no civil
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service, no staff of hundreds, and yet he is writing the story of British party, uh,
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politics right now. Meanwhile, Keir Starmer has all of the powers of the British state,
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and one of the best election machines in the world, and does not have a story. If the government
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doesn't know and can't communicate what it is for, and who it is against in a way that
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emotionally connects with an electorate, then this is the outcome. And the thing is,
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they do have a story, it's a white man bad. Literally all the story is.
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Yes, and, I mean, Keir Starmer was, he couldn't have been more crystal clear when the Southport
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massacre happened. He's like, listen, you far-right white people, get back in your box. And that's
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almost word for word what he said. And so, the panic, you can see, is like, well, look,
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we've been selling the long-standing betrayal of the British electorate and treason to them,
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and they've finally gotten wise. And so, what do we do? They don't have an answer.
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Yeah, and it seems like Farage often is the focal point for people who dislike that story,
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the people who want to push back against the narrative we've been being told so many times.
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But often that energy seems to reach a pinnacle, and then Farage mysteriously disappears.
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So, in a way, Starmer's best power is his opposition being ineffective, I would argue.
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Yeah, I mean, he's, I think they're worried at this point, because Farage actually seems
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to be doing something. He finally seems to have...
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Yes, but I've heard this story many times before. Farage has been incredibly effective
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And then also, incredibly consistent, disappearing.
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I mean, to add to Luke's point that Labour's main weapon is the ineffectiveness of the opposition,
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There wasn't a particularly widespread enthusiasm with Starmer.
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No, that's true. So, I mean, in fact, he goes on to point that out.
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While things are bad for Labour, they're an existential threat to the Tories.
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And that is true. I mean, Labour is getting an absolute drubbing.
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And it's proportionally about the same. They both lost about two-thirds of their councillors
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during this election. So, this, for the two main parties, you know, imagine if, you know,
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in America, the Republicans and Democrats both lost two-thirds of their sort of local politicians
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to third parties. You'd be like, well, how the hell is this happening?
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So, it's now, like, there's a great quote, actually.
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But, yeah. So, this is the first time the Conservatives have not won a majority in a single council
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since the local government system was created in 1889.
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I mean, it's bad for Labour, but they are in a stronger position, the Conservatives.
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And one person that he speaks to in this says the Conservative Party is basically its councillors.
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And, essentially, if the next year's local elections are the same as this year's,
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wiped out in key councils like Staffordshire and Kent, it will cease to be a functioning party.
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So, you might think that the current person in charge of the party,
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Yoruba Mammy Kimmy Badenoch, would be on top of all this.
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I have to start making some affirmative action.
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But, instead, quote, insiders say that Badenoch spent much of Friday, quote,
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While Robert Jenrick, her potential successor, went out to do a series of live interviews.
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And donors who had sat out the local elections were rallying around,
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handing over half a million pounds to a woman who was doom-scrolling on her phone.
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This is a party that's ripe to die, right? Surely.
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The Conservative Party, the most successful party in the world.
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That they've effectively won more elections in a longer period of time.
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But, if it genuinely does collapse, but all the same people just move to some new replacement,
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I think we might see a bit of the rose with any other name smells as sweet,
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that we might see a repeat of the same wet behaviour just reappearing.
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And it's kind of crazy that Nigel Farage is prepared to take Tory defectors.
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Why are you taking any defectors? Crush them all and drive them out of politics.
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It's pointless to just rename your party by some circuitous route.
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So, the point being, it's bad for the Labour Party, but it's even worse for the Conservative Party.
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But the thing is, at least in the Conservative Party, there's a sense that they're like,
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In the Labour Party, you've got people like Wes Streeting, which is the current health secretary,
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It's like, you lost two-thirds of your councillors, mate.
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Like, I mean, surely there's something that you've done wrong here.
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And his general thesis is, well, we just had to make really unpopular decisions
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to maintain the current traitorous status quo that's destroying the country.
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It's the fault of the people who didn't understand the supreme wisdom of Labour.
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That's, honestly, that is exactly, almost word for word, what he says.
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The reason we made these choices is because we genuinely believe they're the right choices
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to get the country out of the massive hole it was left in by the Labour Party policies
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And so, yeah, as far as he's concerned, no, everything's fine.
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But you can see by the expression on his face, is that a man who really thinks he did nothing wrong?
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Like, is that a man who thinks, no, no, no, I'm confident in the future.
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Or is that a man who looks like he's got a gun to his head?
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It looks like a boy being told off by a headteacher.
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We're streeting is going to get great replaced in the next election
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because they imported a load of Muslims into his constituency.
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And so, last election, he won by only a few hundred votes
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to an independent Muslim MP candidate who's going to win next time.
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So, I do have a question as the lone American on the panel here.
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Is it a sense that the Tories seem to not have any sort of principles or a stance?
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The Tories don't have any principles, that's correct.
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That's how you become the most successful party in the history of the world.
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I have principles, but if you object, I have others.
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Well, the reason I ask that is because I think much in the same way
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that the third party was able to, I would say temporarily,
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It's the same reason why Trump ended up in the position that he ended up in.
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It's because Trump is not a Republican in the traditional sense.
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The party shifted towards what Trump is doing for now.
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We'll see what happens when Trump is no longer around.
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And so I do see, like, there's some sort of similarity there
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where a lot of people had a lot of apathy towards both parties.
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You know, oh, come to us, we'll fix the problem.
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Oh, come to us, we'll actually fix the problem.
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And at some point, they're going to be like, both of you are a joke.
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That is exactly word for word what is happening.
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Because Labour and the Conservatives are basically,
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George Galloway famously calls them two cheeks of the same arse.
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And Nigel Farage is just standing there saying,
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And everyone decided, yeah, better him than these two clowns
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As you can see on West Street and his face, he knows it's coming.
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And it's like, yeah, so we didn't do anything wrong.
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Whereas there are other Labour MPs who are like, you know what?
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We might have betrayed the public completely on the one issue
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that literally since the 60s, they were saying, we don't want this.
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And every time since then, they've got this, whether they wanted it or not.
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And Jonathan Hinder points out that this is an existential threat
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Because one thing that the, when you look at the map,
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you see, OK, Labour have got there, Conservatives have got there,
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but Reform is starting to get places, and the Lib Dems have got this.
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What it doesn't show you is what's happening under the hood.
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Because in every Labour constituency now, the Reform Party are the second party,
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Because it turns out, and this was something that the politicians really,
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is that the average person in the country is basically far right.
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They always have been, especially in the poorer areas of the country
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where social conservatism is used to maintain the integrity of the community itself.
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And they're suddenly finding out that, what, you're not woke?
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You know, I just don't want the government to screw me.
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because that just means normal in a previous paradigm.
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Which is why they don't have an ideological name for them.
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I think that this statement does reveal a change,
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and they think, well, now we're losing their vote,
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we just have far too many people in this country.
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or used the trains or tried to get a hospital appointment
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You'll know that there are just too many people
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And his answer is to keep that number exactly the same.
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Like, millions of people who came here recently
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to a more or less balanced net migration levels
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from their quote-unquote balanced migration system.
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And so anyway, the point being, Labour have no answers
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to having as many Somalians in social housing as possible.
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In a sense, but it doesn't solve any of the problems.
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Well, it's very helpful, though, for big statism
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Well, also, stopping migration causes a big problem
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As you can see, Labour have lost 50% of a share there.
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This is the Independent Commission on Neighbourhoods.
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It shows that it's in the deprived neighbourhoods.
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And finally, some of the elite are starting to notice,
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what they do is they talk around immigration, right?
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the additional support reform is attracting at the moment
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and actually fix this sooner rather than later.