The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - August 13, 2025


The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1229


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 36 minutes

Words per Minute

160.19872

Word Count

15,414

Sentence Count

1,078

Misogynist Sentences

30

Hate Speech Sentences

56


Summary

In Episode 1229, The Load Eaters discuss the prospect of the UK being taxed into oblivion, the dangers of open borders, and how to spot a 'high social IQ' in a social IQ test. Plus, we explore the concept of the Fellaheen, the people at the end of history.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Who are the men that pick for scraps amongst the ruins at the end of history? You should
00:00:19.640 know, because you encounter them every day. Between the towering buildings of a fallen
00:00:24.400 empire, we find the Fellaheen, the historyless men, who know nothing of the turning of the
00:00:30.880 cosmic wheel and find themselves outside of civilisation itself. Cut loose from the great
00:00:37.100 chain of being, they represent the loan into which our dying culture will return. That
00:00:43.580 is, unless we choose to take up the burden once again. This Fellaheen condition is the
00:00:51.280 subject we explore in Issue 4 of Islander Magazine. On sale, while stocks last, and available
00:00:56.820 worldwide at shop.loadseaters.com.
00:01:02.100 Hello, and welcome to the podcast of The Load Seaters, episode 1229, for Wednesday the 13th
00:01:09.080 of August, 2025. I'm your host, Luca, joined today by Josh and Stelios.
00:01:14.420 Hello.
00:01:15.000 Yes, he's back. He wasn't the mystery guest on this occasion, though.
00:01:18.320 No, he was.
00:01:19.440 He was. Well, there's another mystery. Anyway, today we're going to be discussing the UK just
00:01:28.120 getting taxed into oblivion for the foreseeable future. We're then going to talk about the
00:01:33.840 EU destroying journalistic freedom, and not the good kind, unfortunately, and how to spot
00:01:41.200 high social IQ. I've been working hard to come up with my own flawless test.
00:01:48.680 So you are an expert in this field.
00:01:51.380 Oh, aye.
00:01:52.080 Oh, aye. All right, then. Over to you, Stelios.
00:01:55.580 Right, so unfortunately, it looks like the UK will be taxed into oblivion, and Rachel Reeves is after all
00:02:03.180 our money. So before she completely destroys your wallet, you may want to have an option.
00:02:09.720 You may think, where should I invest my money and put it somewhere where their value is going
00:02:16.840 to increase as opposed to evaporate? I have an idea for you. Oil under four. And they're talking here
00:02:24.460 about the Fellaheen something. It's just a concept about some broken people or something.
00:02:29.520 Yeah, it's a Spanglerian history-less people, people at the end of history.
00:02:33.680 Yeah, so it's $14.99. Click on our uk.shop.lotusseeders.com. Check it out. Definitely. It's the fourth
00:02:44.180 issue of The Islander. This is a magazine that has gone very well. Definitely get a copy.
00:02:51.480 And the good news as well is that when the economy eventually all collapses, it's edible
00:02:56.800 as well. So you can eat it if you get hungry. Exactly. And if we all turn into Fellaheen,
00:03:01.820 you might as well know what's going to happen. So let's understand what's coming.
00:03:07.260 Lotus Eaters is not liable for any paper cuts you receive following Luca's advice.
00:03:11.360 No.
00:03:12.980 Right. So I hate taxes. And I think Brother Josh hates taxes. I think Brother Luca isn't particularly
00:03:20.700 keen on them either. Just don't like them.
00:03:23.080 Right. So it looks like Labour is going for an economic policy that is disastrous. And this
00:03:30.680 is the combination of open borders and massive increase in welfarism.
00:03:35.260 And this is, of course, to fill that 50 billion black hole that we've found out now exists within
00:03:41.140 the budget. And of course, when they came in, they were complaining about the Conservatives having
00:03:44.400 a 22 billion black hole. And I, for one, I'm hoping for, you know, not a metaphorical black
00:03:51.060 hole to appear in Whitehall, but a real one. We can be rid of all of this. But alas, I'm
00:03:56.220 afraid team black hole is a very small club of people.
00:04:00.640 You have anticipated my point about black holes, Josh.
00:04:05.020 Right. So it seems that this is the policy that Labour is opting for. They have their
00:04:11.940 people. They have, who is this man with a Stevenson with a weird accent? And everyone
00:04:17.840 is falling for him.
00:04:18.780 Gary Stevenson.
00:04:19.640 Yeah, Gary Stevenson.
00:04:20.720 Gary Economics.
00:04:21.680 Yeah, tax the rich. Have you heard this before? This is such a new concept. Who came up with
00:04:27.860 it? Well, the rich are more able to move than ever. And also, that's already what's happening.
00:04:32.700 And in fact, haven't we lost something like over a thousand multi-millionaires over the
00:04:39.020 past few years? I remember seeing something like that. I'm just remembering it very vaguely
00:04:43.340 in my mind.
00:04:44.020 Brother Josh, you're anticipating my segment again. You don't have to treat everything as
00:04:47.900 a black hole.
00:04:49.780 I'll let you get on with it.
00:04:51.000 Right. So I think the combination of welfarism and open borders is disastrous because you have
00:04:57.780 a population that is rising and more and more people require benefits. That means that
00:05:03.620 people, everyday people who are working are taxed into oblivion and the taxes are rising.
00:05:10.140 And if you see the main leftist narrative when it comes to poverty and crime and all adverse
00:05:17.580 effects that we are encountering on a daily basis, it's always somehow leading into you need
00:05:24.620 to be more taxed. It's always leading into...
00:05:27.780 It's always the answer.
00:05:28.580 Exactly. And that is because the left has gone for the globally rich versus globally poor
00:05:35.840 distinction, according to which almost everyone in the West, definitely the working class of
00:05:40.920 England, sort of counts like globally rich.
00:05:44.740 It's basically a way of punishing people who are economically productive in favor of people
00:05:49.180 who are essentially financial net negatives.
00:05:52.340 Right. So in these conditions, business confidence is decreasing. So we have an article here from
00:06:00.900 The Telegraph by Tim Wallace. It's a deputy economics editor. It says business confidence worse than
00:06:07.680 during COVID. Reeves has hit firms with cost increases while failing to improve economy, say bosses.
00:06:13.660 Right. I mean, it's not particularly surprising to us. Maybe it could be surprising if you're
00:06:23.620 a leftist, but it's not surprising.
00:06:27.140 But there's also the fact that at this time, the global economy is not doing particularly well.
00:06:33.600 And so it's all the more important that you get things right at home to be able to weather
00:06:36.760 the storm. And instead, what we've got is a perfect storm of incompetence.
00:06:41.580 Because not only did, you know, the pandemic disrupt trade, and I know things are sort of
00:06:46.180 getting back to normal, but economic growth hasn't necessarily returned to the same sorts
00:06:51.880 of levels. You know, in many ways, I think we're getting degrowth, aren't we?
00:06:56.960 Yeah.
00:06:57.460 And so it's the worst time she could be possibly doing it for the country.
00:07:03.120 Right. So we have here an article that talks about key events. This is by the same
00:07:10.840 author. And we are essentially going to show you stuff and data from this article and talk
00:07:18.560 about them a bit because it's very dense in information. I'm not going to show you many
00:07:23.100 links. We're just going to talk about this. And I'm going to say, so he says stuff numbers
00:07:28.840 declined by 164,000 in July compared to the same month last year, according to the Office
00:07:35.700 for National Statistics, taking the total to 3.3 million. So last July, it was 164,000 more
00:07:45.280 jobs.
00:07:45.620 And this has got to be a consequence of making the cost of having an employee more per head
00:07:50.760 for businesses by increasing the business rates of tax previously. And that we're only
00:07:57.180 just seeing the knock on effects of that. And now it's going to be made even worse.
00:08:00.440 Yes. And they're saying basically that this has turned businesses to hire contractors,
00:08:08.260 to prefer contractors as opposed to full-time employees.
00:08:12.020 Hey, it's what I'm doing now.
00:08:15.200 Right. So it says it comes as company grapple with rising staff costs caused by the chancellor's
00:08:21.220 decision to raise the national minimum wage and employer national insurance contributions
00:08:26.160 in April. So it seems to me that we have the same age-old issue here. We have leftists
00:08:34.380 who don't know Economics 101, or they know it, but they completely choose to pay attention
00:08:42.440 to it because in their minds, it's not the morally correct thing to do.
00:08:46.100 Yes. If you want a vision of the future, Winston, imagine a chancellor who looks like she should
00:08:51.900 have been a dinner lady hiking your taxes up forever. It says there, however, average wage
00:08:59.880 growth slowed down from 5% to 4-6%. And we will see that wage growth is higher in the public sector,
00:09:10.200 not in the private sector, which means the UK is opting for statism. And statism means that the state
00:09:16.560 is a black hole sucking all economic creativity, stifling all, you know, economic freedom and
00:09:24.780 making things worse.
00:09:26.540 Before this, I think as a percentage of our country's GDP, about 46% of it went through the
00:09:33.540 state. And this was prior to all of this. So we're probably, you know, 50% now, if not more,
00:09:40.720 you know, and that's more or less a measure of how far are you to full communism? Well, we're halfway
00:09:45.600 there. We're not living on a prayer though. And let's be very honest. It's not just labor
00:09:52.180 who was bad at economics. No, no, no. It says there, the number of job vacancies fell for
00:09:59.240 the 37th month in a row to 718,000 between May and July, down by 44,000 on the previous three
00:10:08.260 months. So they're, they're just declining in number for a long time now. It's more than
00:10:16.060 three years. That's economic mismanagement in declining a pretty steady rate, you know,
00:10:23.200 despite technical innovation, that's helped somewhat since the time of Thatcher, when she
00:10:29.180 was closing all of the industry, industry and mines and the likes. Yeah. And also we have the rate
00:10:33.980 of unemployment holding firm at 4.7% between April and June. So that's not exactly a good
00:10:42.760 job. Right. So we have here jobs in retail and hospitality hit hard. Office of National
00:10:50.120 Statistic Direction of Economic Statistics, Liz McKeon said, taken together, these latest figures
00:10:57.060 point to a continued cooling of the labor market. The number of employees on payroll has now fallen
00:11:03.400 in 10 of the last 12 months, with these falls concentrated in hospitality and retail. Which
00:11:09.720 are disproportionately low income jobs as well. You know, that what I would refer to as entry
00:11:17.640 level positions. Exactly. And now you can't even enter them because they're all getting taken
00:11:22.560 up by new arrivals. Yeah. So while the job market's contracting, the population's exploding. That's,
00:11:29.080 I'm sure, a recipe for a healthy economy. Which means that the wholesaling, retailing,
00:11:34.980 hotels and restaurants sector showed the strongest regular annual growth rate in the wake of Rachel
00:11:41.600 Reeves' decision to raise the national minimum wage. I'm not surprised about the hotels, to be honest.
00:11:46.640 I think in a thousand years time, the only thing that's going to be left to some towering golden
00:11:52.840 hotels that have just taken in every migrant and built up an empire. Some of the richest people in the
00:11:58.740 country now are the hotel owners that have been running this migrant scam. It's unbelievable.
00:12:04.860 Well, if the population is increasing, you need more food for them to eat. Right? So no wonder...
00:12:13.120 Channel migrants.
00:12:13.700 No wonder the wholesaling, retailing and hotels and restaurants sector is going to boom.
00:12:22.580 Also, if you have a government that has open borders and also opts for welfarism and says that lots of
00:12:31.840 people who come here illegally need to be placed in hotels and they're paying hotels also with taxpayer
00:12:38.180 money, obviously hotels are going to show regular annual growth.
00:12:42.960 But of course, that's going to be disproportionately weighted towards the ones that have contracts
00:12:47.960 with the state because there are many hotels and hotel chains that aren't going to do that. And because of the
00:12:54.700 state of the economy, I imagine internal tourism is down. And so actually, it's going to be very much
00:12:59.940 weighted to the hotels that have sold our country down the river and betrayed us. And that's kind of
00:13:06.780 unfortunate. Right. Also, we see here that the public sector seems to show a high growth of salary.
00:13:17.780 It says public sector pay grew by 5.7%, while private sector pay slipped from 4.9% to 4.8%, which I think is worrying.
00:13:29.440 Mm hmm. Right. It shows a steady economic centralization tendency, which I consider to be particularly detrimental.
00:13:38.440 I think it's also bad that they're getting such a significant pay cut at the expense of the private sector that has to prop it up. And, you know, I would like everyone to earn good money. So it's not necessarily jealousy. I mean, that's public sector also includes things like firefighters and ambulance staff. So, you know, obviously, I'm going to be grateful towards them, but also include civil servants to which I go, ugh.
00:14:02.080 And policemen.
00:14:02.920 And policemen. But there is also the other issue, Josh, and I'm sure you will agree with this, is that when it comes to the public sector, lots of prices aren't determined spontaneously, as they would be in a relatively free market. They very likely they reflect the choice of bureaucrats to try and gather political support.
00:14:29.040 Well, there's no profits or losses to determine values. Therefore, it's harder to allocate resources. That's the whole reason that the Soviet Union collapsed. You know, it's just in a much smaller, well, not so much smaller, but smaller scale.
00:14:44.140 Right.
00:14:44.300 I mean, half the Soviet Union.
00:14:45.840 Yes.
00:14:46.220 But also here we're talking about the per capita issue of how pay is distributed according to the population. It says total pay, which measures average wages, including bonuses, fell from 5% to 4.6% during the period. So less money per person.
00:15:04.820 Right. Let's move onwards. Ministers target people not seeking work. This here is just complete gaslighting. Honestly, this is very frustrating.
00:15:19.940 The government needs to bring more people out of economic activity and into work, a labor education minister has said.
00:15:26.740 Now, pause for a minute. And let's, for instance, talk about, you know, welfarism. One of the negative aspects of welfarism is that you are creating a culture of dependency. The more you opt for this, the greater you go for a social benefit, the more you go for increased social benefits, the more some people are going to say, well, what's the purpose in working?
00:15:52.720 I'm just going to sit and I'm going to receive benefits because if I start working, I'm going to lose the benefits.
00:15:59.520 In psychology, it's referred to as learned helplessness in that what you actually do by making someone dependent on you is you remove their ability to act in a way in which they can be self-sufficient.
00:16:13.660 And this is why some African countries have actually said, no, we don't want foreign aid because we need to build up our own industries.
00:16:22.020 Some of the more savvy ones, in fact, like actually, no, our dependence on foreign aid is actually hobbling us and we need to be self-sufficient because in the long run we'll be much better off.
00:16:32.380 And I think that's true of people as well.
00:16:33.780 I think that to a certain extent, you have to be somewhat cruel, cruel, to be kind and allow people to suffer the consequences of their own actions.
00:16:45.780 Obviously not, you know, to a ridiculous degree, but just enough that it motivates them to better themselves.
00:16:52.620 Exactly. But this rhetoric that the Labour Education Minister is using isn't the traditional rhetoric of proponents of a massive welfare state.
00:17:04.400 In fact, it's quite the opposite. But they are opting for this in combination with open borders.
00:17:10.360 And there are, what is it, 20% of welfare recipients of foreign nationals.
00:17:17.900 Indeed. Not surprised.
00:17:19.500 First, jobs slow down may be abetting. Payrolls dropped to the lowest level in nearly two years, but the pace of decline was the lowest since January.
00:17:28.940 Let's move forward. That's about the...
00:17:32.600 Right. Firms switch to contractors after Reeves' tax rate.
00:17:37.080 Business owners are increasingly hiring contractors and virtual staff as they grapple with Rachel Reeves' tax rate.
00:17:43.620 And we have here a chief executive at Moe Living saying,
00:17:47.940 Since April's employers' national insurance hike, I've resisted taking on full-time staff.
00:17:54.420 My property management business now runs entirely with 12 contractors and virtual assistants, both UK-based and overseas.
00:18:01.840 The NI increase raised employment costs enough to tip the balance.
00:18:06.500 Full-time hires mean fixed overheads, while contractors offer flexibility, scalability, and access to specialist skills without the commitment of salaries, holiday pay, or sick leave.
00:18:17.880 This is precisely what the criticism of leftist economics is about.
00:18:25.140 Stop thinking that your plans can't backfire.
00:18:28.340 They constantly talk about the precariousness of the working class, and in their economic illiteracy, they're making people's lives, and especially the lives of members of the working class, more precarious.
00:18:44.780 Because, of course, if you are a contractor, you don't have the guarantee of income you have if you're a full-time employee.
00:18:50.680 And so it's riskier, you know, I'm a contractor, however, I don't have any dependents that I have to look after.
00:18:59.380 And were I in that position, I would perhaps want something a bit more secure, because you want to be able to feed your own children, right?
00:19:06.060 And moving to a contractor economy isn't necessarily the worst thing in the world, but it doesn't suit everyone.
00:19:11.320 And particularly if you're in that camp of having a family and wanting the security of regular income, you can't take the hit or the risks.
00:19:18.980 Like I can, perhaps, then it's going to be awful for you.
00:19:23.480 And also, you're going to need some of those benefits, things like, you know, national insurance and pension payments, all of that sort of stuff that you don't get when you're a contractor.
00:19:32.200 You're absolutely right.
00:19:33.400 And I will say this, the way I saw it in universities, universities have stopped hiring, more or less, they have stopped hiring regular staff, full-time staff, and they are opting for contractors.
00:19:47.460 And there comes a time where they're saying, right, we either have to make you a full-time member, or we are going to stop our collaboration with you.
00:19:59.200 And then you have to find another place.
00:20:01.340 And yes, this doesn't particularly help people who want to settle down and have a family, because you need that kind of mobility.
00:20:07.520 Right, the minister defends Reeves' tax rate on companies.
00:20:12.160 Well, they're protecting and defending their own.
00:20:16.380 Let's move a bit upwards.
00:20:18.900 Reeves' tax rate will mean no more rate cuts this year, warns Economist.
00:20:23.500 I will say one thing, which is good.
00:20:26.160 The interest rates fell from $4.99 to, I think, $4.25.
00:20:31.340 I was one of the unlucky ones, because I got a mortgage with $4.99 a few weeks before it fell into $4.25.
00:20:39.920 But that's a good thing.
00:20:41.420 But they're saying that they are now a bit skeptical.
00:20:46.800 So they will be very skeptical with respect to considering lowering the interest rates yet again.
00:20:54.800 Right, so you get an idea.
00:20:57.080 There are all sorts of data we can talk about here.
00:21:00.640 Labor, economics is an absolute disaster.
00:21:04.620 Borrowing costs rise after jobs blow.
00:21:08.220 It says here, the yield on 10-year UK guilts, a benchmark for the cost of servicing the national debt,
00:21:15.140 climbed four basic points to 4.61%, well ahead of rises in Europe and the US.
00:21:21.000 It came as traders reduced bets on the Bank of England, cutting interest rates again this year,
00:21:26.680 following official data that indicated wage growth remains too high for inflation.
00:21:31.700 Yields on bond markets tend to rise when there are expectations that interest rates will remain higher.
00:21:37.940 So it seems like there isn't particular confidence in the UK economy by investors.
00:21:48.260 Nor should there be.
00:21:49.340 Why would anything get better?
00:21:51.460 It's only going to get worse.
00:21:53.560 Right, we have this article here from This Is Money,
00:21:57.880 which is talking about rumours about an inheritance tax.
00:22:03.920 That's just what people need.
00:22:06.460 Stealing the pennies off of dead people's eyes.
00:22:08.840 That's what they want to hear.
00:22:09.920 We have a Labour minister today up on the door to a controversial inheritance tax raid
00:22:17.500 as Chancellor Rachel Reeves looks to plug a 50 billion spending hole at her next budget.
00:22:24.040 Now, I checked and they said something like there are some research policy institutes
00:22:33.560 who are talking about a 50 billion pound hole for the next five years that Rachel Reeves needs to fill.
00:22:42.560 So that means that she will have to most probably because that's what that's what that's how leftists think.
00:22:52.160 They're going to say we're going to increase taxation as opposed to cut spending.
00:22:56.280 Yeah, there'll be no no reforms to the NHS.
00:22:58.660 There'll be no cutting back on the Gibbs to migrants.
00:23:01.100 It'll just be pinching from native Brits until there's nothing left to take.
00:23:09.200 Right.
00:23:09.980 And I think that they are definitely not going to go for cutting spending.
00:23:15.140 They also say about the NHS that one of the reasons why they want to increase their revenue
00:23:21.680 is because they want to increase funding to the NHS.
00:23:25.460 Yep, there it is.
00:23:26.660 Yeah, the NHS.
00:23:27.300 Back to black holes again.
00:23:28.440 It's one of those institutions where you have several people saying,
00:23:33.360 no, no, it's completely underfunded.
00:23:35.780 Other people saying that it's completely overfunded.
00:23:38.520 I'll say anecdotally, I have a very good friend who has worked for the NHS
00:23:44.580 and they say that they are spending incredibly and they're not particularly economic
00:23:49.900 and they're buying kits of medical equipment
00:23:54.540 and they are buying them in packs of 15 or 20.
00:23:58.440 And they may open up one and they're expensive and they may open one kit,
00:24:03.020 take a knife out of it or a scalpel or a scissor or something
00:24:07.220 and then throw all the pack just...
00:24:11.180 I can put it into perspective if you want.
00:24:13.300 Yeah.
00:24:13.400 So we spend more than the Japanese do per head on healthcare
00:24:19.120 and the Japanese obviously have almost double our population
00:24:23.700 and yet you can walk into a doctor's surgery and get a same-day appointment
00:24:27.360 and everything works over there and it doesn't work here.
00:24:31.200 It sort of suggests that it's not a matter of money
00:24:33.080 because, you know, unless the Japanese are miracle workers,
00:24:36.760 there's a comparable situation there,
00:24:40.580 it just suggests that everything's being mismanaged and there's lots of waste,
00:24:44.480 which hearing from pretty much anyone who works in it is definitely the case.
00:24:49.480 And what's more, there's no incentive by the NHS
00:24:52.880 or by those who, you know, take management of it to reduce that waste
00:24:56.900 because it's an institution that is just invulnerable to criticism, right?
00:25:01.700 And there's a threat as this holy thing that can't really be criticised.
00:25:05.400 I would abolish it in a heartbeat.
00:25:07.100 Right.
00:25:07.400 So we have lots of billionaires and millionaires leaving.
00:25:11.780 We have here Norwegian marine tycoon flees to United Arab Emirates
00:25:16.920 blaming Reeves' tax raid.
00:25:20.240 And he is not the only one.
00:25:21.940 There are many who are leaving because they are considering the UK economy
00:25:26.780 to be less investment worthy than they did before.
00:25:31.700 And definitely before Rachel's tax raid.
00:25:35.640 I'm amazed it's taking...
00:25:36.580 Sorry, Stelios, go ahead.
00:25:37.560 No, no, please.
00:25:38.480 I was just going to say ever so quickly that
00:25:40.420 I'm amazed people haven't seen the writing on the wall
00:25:42.460 that this entire economic model just doesn't work.
00:25:45.220 Like, it's so obvious.
00:25:47.480 The economic model of the entirety of the Western world doesn't work
00:25:51.460 and it's just putting our governments into debt
00:25:53.520 and we need to change it.
00:25:55.000 Is that obvious?
00:25:56.060 It might work somewhat for the United States,
00:25:58.060 but that's because they've got, you know, the dollar,
00:26:01.400 which is used as a reserve currency for a decent portion of the countries in the world
00:26:06.120 and therefore they can have, you know, they can run a debt deficit,
00:26:10.720 they can keep printing money and get away with it
00:26:13.540 because the costs are spread out to not just the United States
00:26:16.440 but other countries as well.
00:26:17.900 We can't do that.
00:26:18.800 So, it makes our economy contract like this.
00:26:24.520 This reminds me of something Milton Friedman said, I think, about the Soviet Union.
00:26:29.260 He says, when the Soviet Union collapsed,
00:26:32.080 people said that it collapsed because of a very stagnant economy
00:26:38.720 and, you know, economic centralization
00:26:41.660 and the lesson they took from it was,
00:26:45.780 therefore, we need more economic centralization.
00:26:49.520 You couldn't get more centralized than that.
00:26:51.460 There's no denying it.
00:26:53.040 They had an office full of bureaucrats running stuff, basically.
00:26:55.500 Right, so it looks like Rachel Reeves will opt for increasing taxes
00:27:03.400 and try to tax us into oblivion.
00:27:08.020 All right.
00:27:09.160 May I have the venerable text?
00:27:12.820 Let me, should I read?
00:27:14.320 Oh, yeah, sure.
00:27:14.800 Yeah, okay.
00:27:15.620 The engaged few.
00:27:16.980 In both Britain, Josh will be...
00:27:19.500 I can read that.
00:27:22.740 The colored commentator at the Fed posting.
00:27:26.060 The treason hangs, his dulcet tones,
00:27:28.100 explaining how the knot has to be positioned on the neck just so.
00:27:31.500 Oh, please, nooses are easy to tie.
00:27:33.540 It's one of the, like...
00:27:34.300 I went to scouts.
00:27:35.400 It's one of the first knots you learn how to do.
00:27:38.440 Not because you're using them in scouts,
00:27:40.560 but just that it's very easy.
00:27:41.320 Like when you've got a proper education.
00:27:43.680 Yeah.
00:27:45.120 Baystape has a very mean comment.
00:27:48.100 And he says,
00:27:49.860 I enjoy an edgy joke as much as the next person,
00:27:52.440 but I think labor going on and on about the enormous black hole
00:27:55.820 the conservatives left in Westminster
00:28:00.420 is quite a brutal way to...
00:28:03.040 Come on.
00:28:05.200 Refer to Kemi.
00:28:06.960 I finished it for you, Stelio.
00:28:08.300 Come on, Baystape.
00:28:09.740 Right.
00:28:11.120 The hapsification,
00:28:12.820 why people still keep voting labor is beyond me.
00:28:15.800 No lessons are ever learned.
00:28:17.200 I think I have an answer for you
00:28:18.980 because it reminds me of Greece.
00:28:21.760 They may be doing it
00:28:23.220 because they think that they personally
00:28:25.560 will profit from that situation.
00:28:30.320 Well, hello, Anon.
00:28:32.660 You know, and I know,
00:28:34.100 that the EU hates you
00:28:35.540 and would rather that you don't have
00:28:37.620 the opinions that you have
00:28:39.100 about certain things,
00:28:40.640 certain projects,
00:28:41.500 and the trajectory that Europe
00:28:44.280 seems to be going on these days.
00:28:46.960 And they have solutions for that.
00:28:49.620 And we'll talk about them in a moment.
00:28:51.280 But before we do,
00:28:52.580 let's talk about a bit more
00:28:54.000 about that wonderful knowledge that you hold
00:28:56.200 and how you can enhance it
00:28:57.840 with the fourth issue of Islander magazine.
00:29:01.020 This one, the theme is Fellaheen.
00:29:03.500 It's about how really civilizations
00:29:06.540 can crash out after their winter period
00:29:09.660 and lose memory, right?
00:29:12.320 It's about losing memory
00:29:13.560 of what made you great,
00:29:15.300 what led to you thriving in the first place
00:29:17.940 and being a successful society.
00:29:20.080 So there's loads of really erudite thinkers
00:29:23.240 writing essays for this magazine.
00:29:25.340 You've got Morgoth,
00:29:26.940 you've got Will Tanner,
00:29:28.420 you've got Ed Dutton.
00:29:30.080 You've got Luca Johnson.
00:29:30.920 Yeah, I wrote one about the Lord of the Rings.
00:29:32.940 I'm like, yeah,
00:29:33.280 I can just map Spengler
00:29:34.700 onto the Lord of the Rings.
00:29:36.460 And it was quite a challenge,
00:29:37.880 but I kind of got there.
00:29:39.500 Anyway, let's start talking about the EU.
00:29:42.380 Sorry, if you want to buy Islander,
00:29:44.320 it's $14.99 on the website.
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00:29:53.260 All right then.
00:29:54.140 So you have here this wonderful post
00:29:57.800 from the EU
00:29:59.480 that they put out.
00:30:01.240 Actual schizo posting, are they?
00:30:04.040 You see, the more you repeat it,
00:30:05.820 I assume the more true it becomes.
00:30:08.740 It reminds me of Jack Torrance,
00:30:10.920 the shiny thing.
00:30:12.100 All work and no play
00:30:13.320 makes Jack a dark boy.
00:30:15.820 Yes.
00:30:16.460 So as they say,
00:30:17.500 the European Commission,
00:30:19.140 independent free media
00:30:20.700 stands at the core of our democracy.
00:30:23.140 I am so sick
00:30:25.340 of the words
00:30:26.580 our democracy.
00:30:27.700 Yeah, American politics
00:30:29.680 has sort of ruined that for us,
00:30:31.200 hasn't it?
00:30:31.960 Well, and EU politics as well.
00:30:33.920 Oh, blimey.
00:30:34.600 Just Western politics.
00:30:35.740 Anyway, today,
00:30:36.480 the European Media Freedom Act
00:30:38.440 starts applying,
00:30:40.080 designed to strengthen
00:30:41.780 media freedom,
00:30:43.320 independence,
00:30:44.100 and pluralism
00:30:45.020 within the EU.
00:30:46.340 And you can see here
00:30:48.180 that they also had a,
00:30:51.440 well, there's a link
00:30:52.480 and where it told me
00:30:54.020 that I could go and find out more.
00:30:56.200 So I did.
00:30:57.500 And you can see here,
00:30:59.340 they go on to say that
00:31:00.180 free media is a key pillar
00:31:02.260 of every democracy
00:31:03.600 and they are essential
00:31:04.900 for a healthy market economy.
00:31:07.340 On a global scale,
00:31:08.960 the European Union
00:31:09.860 remains a stronghold
00:31:11.520 for free media,
00:31:13.200 setting a standard
00:31:14.160 as a democratic continent.
00:31:19.040 You're pulling my leg.
00:31:20.740 That's what they say.
00:31:22.360 When did the EU
00:31:23.360 have a comedy division, eh?
00:31:25.280 Honestly.
00:31:26.320 Yet,
00:31:27.060 there are increasingly
00:31:28.400 worrying trends.
00:31:30.460 Building on past efforts,
00:31:32.200 the Commission has taken
00:31:33.280 a number of measures
00:31:34.480 to protect media freedom
00:31:36.280 and pluralism in the EU
00:31:37.880 in addition to enhancing
00:31:39.520 free movement of services.
00:31:42.140 So, as always,
00:31:44.940 the technocracy,
00:31:46.120 the bureaucracy
00:31:46.620 has our best interests at heart
00:31:48.820 and we'll start to explore
00:31:50.900 some of the ways
00:31:52.220 that they're going to do that.
00:31:54.600 And as always,
00:31:55.620 they don't have a mirror.
00:31:58.280 No, no.
00:31:59.580 They never come to the conclusion
00:32:01.180 of why don't we just
00:32:02.680 get out the way.
00:32:03.800 Or are we the baddies?
00:32:05.340 Are we the baddies?
00:32:07.400 Yeah, exactly that.
00:32:08.540 So, it goes on to say
00:32:09.380 that the legislation
00:32:11.540 is aimed at defending
00:32:13.480 democratic values
00:32:14.540 by fostering,
00:32:15.840 this is great,
00:32:16.560 the sustainability
00:32:17.220 and visibility
00:32:18.960 of trusted,
00:32:21.800 editorially responsible media
00:32:23.580 and news content.
00:32:25.420 You shouldn't trust any media.
00:32:26.920 Full stop.
00:32:27.640 You should never take anything
00:32:28.580 at face value.
00:32:29.860 You know,
00:32:30.140 and I'm saying that
00:32:30.920 about what I say as well.
00:32:32.240 Please don't just take it
00:32:33.140 at face value.
00:32:33.840 You know,
00:32:34.240 look it up,
00:32:34.960 check it,
00:32:35.640 fact check it
00:32:36.220 if you wish.
00:32:37.880 That's good practice,
00:32:38.860 generally speaking.
00:32:39.920 Yes,
00:32:40.240 definitely a fact check
00:32:41.700 everything that Josh
00:32:42.620 is about to say
00:32:43.280 in his upcoming segment.
00:32:45.440 Well,
00:32:45.640 that is fact.
00:32:48.300 But haven't they just,
00:32:49.720 you know,
00:32:49.900 from the very beginning there,
00:32:50.960 no,
00:32:51.160 it's about protecting
00:32:52.300 the trusted sources,
00:32:54.260 right?
00:32:54.480 It's about all the legacy media
00:32:56.020 throughout the continent,
00:32:57.500 you know,
00:32:57.720 in France,
00:32:58.500 Germany,
00:32:59.020 and all the rest of them,
00:33:00.480 right?
00:33:00.760 And it's obviously
00:33:02.100 going to be used
00:33:03.360 as a weapon
00:33:04.160 to budge in
00:33:05.980 and force into submission
00:33:07.380 all of the new
00:33:09.400 independent,
00:33:11.460 you know,
00:33:11.760 privately owned media
00:33:12.540 companies
00:33:13.080 that are popping up
00:33:14.060 across Europe now
00:33:14.900 and the independent
00:33:15.740 journalists as well
00:33:17.000 who quite frankly
00:33:18.320 do all the heavy lifting
00:33:19.660 these days.
00:33:21.100 Enough patting yourself
00:33:21.980 on the back.
00:33:22.640 Well,
00:33:22.740 no,
00:33:23.020 I was more thinking,
00:33:23.860 I wasn't thinking
00:33:24.620 about that at all.
00:33:25.900 I was thinking about the,
00:33:27.460 we are the pillars
00:33:28.320 of civilization.
00:33:29.180 Yes,
00:33:29.660 without us,
00:33:30.940 everything would crumble.
00:33:32.620 I was more thinking
00:33:33.880 about just,
00:33:34.860 you know,
00:33:35.160 the people like going out
00:33:36.180 and filming the migrant
00:33:37.180 hotel protests
00:33:38.720 and stuff like that,
00:33:39.660 the stuff that the media
00:33:40.980 doesn't want you to know,
00:33:42.680 you know,
00:33:42.960 those sorts of things.
00:33:44.700 So look at the journalism
00:33:46.000 they took from us.
00:33:47.200 Right.
00:33:47.760 Yeah.
00:33:48.140 Or trying to take away
00:33:49.460 from us.
00:33:50.260 Indeed.
00:33:51.260 So it does,
00:33:52.500 it didn't,
00:33:53.060 of course,
00:33:53.360 take long
00:33:54.000 before we got to the nub
00:33:55.780 of what all of this
00:33:57.160 was about,
00:33:58.300 which is,
00:33:58.860 it's a perfectly
00:34:00.320 legitimate word.
00:34:01.620 You can say nub
00:34:02.500 stelios.
00:34:03.500 I think it's the accent.
00:34:04.600 It makes it sound
00:34:05.260 like you're saying
00:34:05.740 something else.
00:34:06.660 Well,
00:34:07.260 I'm sorry.
00:34:08.340 I'll try to do better.
00:34:09.660 Oh,
00:34:09.820 well,
00:34:09.980 thank you.
00:34:10.480 Right.
00:34:10.860 So article three,
00:34:12.820 member states
00:34:13.500 shall ensure
00:34:14.240 that journalistic
00:34:15.180 sources
00:34:15.680 and confidential
00:34:16.780 communications
00:34:17.640 are effectively
00:34:18.660 protected.
00:34:19.900 Member states
00:34:20.540 shall not take
00:34:21.740 any
00:34:22.240 of the following
00:34:23.260 measures.
00:34:24.040 Okay.
00:34:24.600 Good start.
00:34:25.580 Good start here.
00:34:27.040 They,
00:34:27.260 and it's,
00:34:28.420 let's go to B,
00:34:29.820 detain,
00:34:31.060 sanction,
00:34:31.940 intercept,
00:34:32.820 or inspect
00:34:33.860 media service
00:34:34.860 providers
00:34:35.480 or their
00:34:36.300 editorial staff
00:34:37.580 or subject
00:34:38.640 them or their
00:34:39.600 corporate or
00:34:40.400 private premises
00:34:41.200 to surveillance
00:34:42.560 or search and seizure
00:34:44.160 for the purposes
00:34:45.040 of obtaining
00:34:46.300 information relating
00:34:47.640 to
00:34:48.040 or capable
00:34:48.960 of,
00:34:49.200 bloody hell,
00:34:49.720 they could do with
00:34:50.180 a few full stops
00:34:51.060 in this,
00:34:51.400 couldn't they,
00:34:52.120 of identifying
00:34:52.920 journalistic
00:34:53.580 sources
00:34:54.020 or confidential
00:34:55.040 communications
00:34:56.020 or detain,
00:34:57.340 sanction,
00:34:57.860 intercept,
00:34:58.440 or inspect
00:34:59.200 any persons
00:35:00.040 who,
00:35:00.360 you get the idea.
00:35:01.720 That is the longest
00:35:02.360 sentence I've ever heard.
00:35:03.500 Yeah,
00:35:03.760 I've just...
00:35:04.180 Also,
00:35:04.380 it would have been a lot
00:35:04.940 better if it was like
00:35:05.800 detain,
00:35:06.440 sanction,
00:35:06.960 intercept,
00:35:07.700 migrants.
00:35:09.160 No,
00:35:09.700 it's journalists.
00:35:10.540 Okay.
00:35:10.640 Yeah,
00:35:10.740 and you can do that.
00:35:11.620 But as it says,
00:35:12.780 member states
00:35:13.620 shall not take
00:35:14.840 any of those
00:35:15.720 following measures
00:35:16.600 right up until
00:35:17.740 we go to
00:35:18.700 point four
00:35:19.700 where all of a sudden
00:35:21.540 we can see that,
00:35:22.580 well,
00:35:23.060 by way of
00:35:23.840 derogation
00:35:26.060 from paragraph
00:35:26.720 three,
00:35:27.940 member states
00:35:28.700 may take a measure
00:35:30.020 referred to therein
00:35:31.540 provided that it
00:35:32.740 is provided by
00:35:34.120 union or national
00:35:35.280 law,
00:35:36.100 is in compliance
00:35:37.000 with articles
00:35:37.960 52.1
00:35:40.100 of the charter
00:35:41.160 and,
00:35:41.760 here's C,
00:35:42.740 is justified
00:35:43.580 on a case-by-case
00:35:45.320 basis
00:35:46.120 by an overriding
00:35:48.600 reason
00:35:49.240 of public
00:35:50.100 interest
00:35:50.760 and is proportionate.
00:35:52.300 And this is the line
00:35:53.260 that has been circulating,
00:35:54.680 isn't it?
00:35:55.040 Because,
00:35:55.460 of course,
00:35:56.680 justified on a case-by-case
00:35:58.020 basis
00:35:58.660 and public interest,
00:36:00.520 that's like
00:36:00.960 doubly subjective.
00:36:02.540 It's just like,
00:36:03.060 yes,
00:36:03.340 we very much want to
00:36:04.880 have our cake
00:36:05.480 and eat it too here.
00:36:06.840 We want to appear
00:36:07.580 like we're this
00:36:08.260 nice and noble
00:36:09.020 institution that
00:36:10.440 protects journalistic
00:36:11.380 integrity,
00:36:12.200 but actually what
00:36:12.980 we've done is
00:36:13.940 given governments
00:36:15.640 basically the power
00:36:16.580 to silence
00:36:17.560 whoever they like
00:36:18.200 because anything
00:36:19.720 can be justified
00:36:20.700 by public interest.
00:36:22.580 I mean,
00:36:22.780 whether it's
00:36:23.220 legitimately in the
00:36:24.080 public's interest
00:36:24.580 or not is a
00:36:25.080 different thing,
00:36:26.140 but that is so
00:36:27.540 subjective as to
00:36:28.560 just invite
00:36:29.400 tyranny.
00:36:30.700 Absolutely,
00:36:31.320 and if there's
00:36:32.000 one thing that
00:36:32.620 we've seen
00:36:33.580 ever since
00:36:34.300 that glorious
00:36:35.620 revolution of
00:36:36.720 2016
00:36:37.840 and Brexit
00:36:39.680 was the fact
00:36:40.980 that,
00:36:41.340 of course,
00:36:41.720 the EU
00:36:43.580 didn't take
00:36:44.560 that defeat
00:36:45.320 and use it
00:36:47.100 to be
00:36:48.580 introspective
00:36:49.480 about the way
00:36:50.260 they were
00:36:50.520 governing things
00:36:51.380 that such
00:36:51.960 dissatisfaction
00:36:53.080 had emerged
00:36:53.980 in Britain
00:36:54.500 about the
00:36:56.620 European model
00:36:57.460 and just
00:36:58.340 who has
00:37:00.100 sovereignty,
00:37:01.580 right?
00:37:01.740 Where does
00:37:02.140 power lie?
00:37:02.980 Who has the
00:37:03.860 power to decide
00:37:04.680 their own destiny
00:37:05.420 and all these
00:37:06.340 sorts of things.
00:37:07.000 No,
00:37:07.240 every step
00:37:07.940 they've taken
00:37:08.640 ever since
00:37:09.620 2016
00:37:10.300 has been
00:37:10.860 further down
00:37:11.860 the rabbit
00:37:12.920 hole of
00:37:13.340 every grievance
00:37:14.360 that your
00:37:15.360 skeptics had
00:37:16.100 about the
00:37:16.500 EU in the
00:37:16.980 first place.
00:37:17.900 So the EU
00:37:18.900 isn't functioning
00:37:19.920 particularly as
00:37:21.040 a democratic
00:37:21.740 institution.
00:37:23.200 No,
00:37:23.340 these are just
00:37:23.740 words.
00:37:24.440 These are just
00:37:25.420 words and
00:37:25.980 this is also
00:37:27.520 just words
00:37:28.140 because frequently
00:37:29.080 we can look
00:37:30.120 at documents
00:37:30.920 and they do
00:37:32.040 make sense
00:37:32.700 in the abstract.
00:37:33.840 The question
00:37:34.200 is how are
00:37:34.780 they applied?
00:37:35.880 I think that
00:37:36.360 the main
00:37:36.720 problem with
00:37:37.380 the leadership
00:37:37.860 of the EU
00:37:38.580 right now
00:37:39.280 is that
00:37:40.020 they think
00:37:40.540 that there
00:37:41.860 is one
00:37:42.280 and only
00:37:42.780 one problem
00:37:44.220 which is
00:37:46.260 basically
00:37:46.600 Russia.
00:37:48.220 And populism.
00:37:49.180 And populism,
00:37:50.200 yeah,
00:37:50.360 but they are
00:37:50.860 linking it
00:37:51.500 with Russia.
00:37:52.380 They're trying
00:37:52.920 to argue
00:37:53.340 that they're
00:37:53.800 all Russian
00:37:54.400 funded,
00:37:54.880 aren't they?
00:37:55.260 Which is
00:37:55.760 just as
00:37:56.220 spurious as
00:37:57.060 the Donald
00:37:57.920 Trump
00:37:58.240 or let's
00:37:59.960 say Putin's
00:38:00.620 Russia.
00:38:01.060 Let me put
00:38:01.440 it this way.
00:38:02.000 Now,
00:38:02.560 let me be
00:38:03.860 very clear.
00:38:04.880 I think
00:38:05.200 that to a
00:38:07.020 very large
00:38:07.400 extent
00:38:07.840 there is
00:38:09.260 an attempt
00:38:10.080 to influence
00:38:10.920 Europe negatively
00:38:12.200 from Putin's
00:38:13.280 Russia.
00:38:14.280 I think
00:38:14.660 there's no
00:38:16.140 doubt for
00:38:16.620 this.
00:38:17.280 But the
00:38:18.000 problem is
00:38:18.740 that the
00:38:19.220 same issues
00:38:20.540 that are
00:38:22.800 problems
00:38:23.640 on that
00:38:25.540 front are
00:38:26.240 also problems
00:38:27.060 on other
00:38:27.740 fronts.
00:38:28.460 Of course.
00:38:28.880 They don't
00:38:29.260 understand this.
00:38:30.320 So,
00:38:30.500 for instance,
00:38:30.700 I'll give you
00:38:31.220 two very
00:38:31.940 quick examples.
00:38:33.120 The only
00:38:33.600 border
00:38:33.960 in Europe,
00:38:36.820 the only
00:38:37.240 European
00:38:37.640 border in
00:38:38.300 Europe where
00:38:38.840 the EU is
00:38:39.840 within quotation
00:38:40.800 marks,
00:38:41.340 far right
00:38:41.720 about,
00:38:42.460 is the
00:38:42.840 border between
00:38:43.560 Poland and
00:38:44.540 Belarus.
00:38:45.560 If you focus
00:38:46.580 on the
00:38:47.480 language that
00:38:48.280 they're using
00:38:49.000 about that
00:38:50.180 border,
00:38:50.860 they're saying
00:38:51.460 everything,
00:38:52.260 everyone else
00:38:52.840 says from
00:38:54.100 the right
00:38:54.880 about borders
00:38:56.480 in general.
00:38:57.580 They're saying
00:38:58.080 Putin is
00:38:58.880 using migration
00:39:00.320 and also
00:39:01.880 Lukashenko,
00:39:02.820 both of them
00:39:03.960 are using
00:39:04.420 migration as
00:39:05.760 a method of
00:39:07.020 hybrid warfare.
00:39:08.420 That's actually
00:39:08.940 true though,
00:39:09.440 isn't it?
00:39:10.040 Yes, it is
00:39:11.140 true.
00:39:11.740 The point is
00:39:12.320 why do they
00:39:13.120 artificially,
00:39:15.100 why do they
00:39:15.660 selectively say
00:39:16.780 no, this is the
00:39:17.560 only border for
00:39:19.060 which this is
00:39:20.040 going to apply
00:39:20.660 and all the
00:39:21.540 other borders are
00:39:22.180 going to be
00:39:22.460 open.
00:39:22.860 So, that's
00:39:23.640 one thing.
00:39:24.320 And the other
00:39:24.660 bit is I'm
00:39:25.620 asking people
00:39:26.620 for instance
00:39:27.200 who are in
00:39:28.920 Greece, who
00:39:29.400 are really
00:39:29.760 close to me
00:39:30.200 and they're
00:39:30.900 smart.
00:39:33.040 I'm asking,
00:39:34.300 right, what
00:39:35.040 is your issue
00:39:35.840 with Putin's
00:39:36.580 Russia?
00:39:37.260 And they're
00:39:37.660 going to give
00:39:38.180 me a list,
00:39:38.720 say X,
00:39:39.160 Y, and Z.
00:39:40.260 Right, I'm
00:39:40.640 asking, okay,
00:39:41.640 can't you
00:39:42.140 understand that
00:39:43.540 the same thing
00:39:44.500 comes from
00:39:45.320 other areas
00:39:46.860 as well?
00:39:47.780 That's not
00:39:48.440 the only
00:39:48.980 problem that
00:39:49.680 the EU is
00:39:50.320 facing.
00:39:50.980 And that's
00:39:51.680 when most
00:39:52.440 of them are
00:39:52.780 beginning to
00:39:53.460 think.
00:39:53.900 That's the
00:39:54.180 function,
00:39:55.620 as a
00:39:55.960 sort of
00:39:56.320 the beginning
00:39:56.860 of a
00:39:57.180 rabbit hole.
00:39:58.640 Indeed.
00:40:00.080 The onion
00:40:00.860 of deception.
00:40:01.920 Yeah.
00:40:02.280 Yeah.
00:40:02.900 So, as I
00:40:03.900 say, the
00:40:04.380 problem that
00:40:04.920 we have
00:40:05.300 here, of
00:40:05.720 course, is
00:40:06.280 the fact
00:40:06.700 that it's
00:40:07.960 so transparent
00:40:08.780 that this
00:40:09.400 is just a
00:40:10.340 new power,
00:40:11.120 of course.
00:40:11.640 It's voted
00:40:12.280 to itself.
00:40:13.780 And, of
00:40:14.280 course, because
00:40:14.900 it's the
00:40:15.260 EU, it
00:40:16.160 has to have
00:40:16.740 an entire
00:40:17.380 another body
00:40:17.980 of quangos
00:40:18.680 set up in
00:40:19.380 order to
00:40:19.800 operate it,
00:40:20.920 who are
00:40:21.640 all elected
00:40:23.740 officials,
00:40:24.620 of course,
00:40:25.600 from across
00:40:26.400 the member
00:40:26.740 states.
00:40:27.400 There's a
00:40:28.260 very good
00:40:28.600 phrase that
00:40:29.280 you can't
00:40:29.780 legislate
00:40:30.320 freedom.
00:40:31.320 In many
00:40:31.920 ways, freedom
00:40:32.420 is the
00:40:32.860 absence of
00:40:33.420 legislation.
00:40:34.760 And so,
00:40:36.220 you look at
00:40:36.660 this and
00:40:37.080 you think,
00:40:37.400 hang on a
00:40:37.720 minute, how
00:40:38.680 can you make
00:40:39.520 the press
00:40:40.080 free with
00:40:40.920 a law?
00:40:41.840 How does
00:40:42.140 that exactly
00:40:42.600 work?
00:40:43.260 Well, you're
00:40:43.660 protecting them
00:40:44.200 from the
00:40:44.480 government at
00:40:45.120 best, perhaps.
00:40:46.800 But then
00:40:47.940 also, it
00:40:48.600 gives domestic
00:40:49.700 governments
00:40:50.160 power, as
00:40:50.940 long as it's
00:40:51.300 not inconsistent
00:40:51.940 with EU law,
00:40:52.840 which, as
00:40:53.200 we've seen
00:40:53.580 here, is
00:40:54.380 pretty subjective.
00:40:55.680 Well, as
00:40:56.060 we say, they're
00:40:56.560 making their
00:40:57.560 press free.
00:40:58.740 Their trusted
00:40:59.620 press is going
00:41:01.140 to be free.
00:41:02.120 And everyone
00:41:03.080 else will simply
00:41:03.980 have to tread
00:41:04.980 on eggshells.
00:41:06.620 So then you
00:41:07.560 get, this is,
00:41:09.260 from what I
00:41:10.360 understand, actually
00:41:11.380 an older video
00:41:12.680 now, but it
00:41:13.560 just goes, it's
00:41:14.420 a perfect
00:41:15.220 case study for
00:41:17.800 the sort of
00:41:18.180 thing that
00:41:18.440 happened.
00:41:18.820 So in
00:41:19.160 Finland, Ursula
00:41:20.300 von der Leyen
00:41:20.900 gave a speech
00:41:21.680 as she praised
00:41:22.420 Finland for
00:41:23.160 being a
00:41:23.600 democratic country
00:41:24.600 where people
00:41:25.520 are free to
00:41:26.160 express themselves
00:41:27.100 and saying
00:41:27.920 that in
00:41:28.280 Moscow, a
00:41:29.320 protester will
00:41:30.040 be arrested
00:41:30.580 within minutes.
00:41:32.140 It's within
00:41:34.160 hours.
00:41:34.540 No, it's
00:41:35.280 actually...
00:41:36.200 And first
00:41:38.140 of all, to
00:41:38.620 those who
00:41:39.300 scream and
00:41:40.320 yell here so
00:41:41.200 loud, they
00:41:42.440 can be happy
00:41:43.520 that they are
00:41:44.320 in a free
00:41:44.860 country like
00:41:46.120 Finland, where
00:41:47.380 the free
00:41:47.900 speech is a
00:41:49.160 right, where
00:41:50.180 they have not
00:41:51.120 any restrictions.
00:41:52.780 If they would
00:41:53.240 be in Moscow,
00:41:54.480 they would be
00:41:55.200 in jail in
00:41:56.000 two minutes.
00:41:56.900 Thanks God we
00:41:57.900 have a democracy.
00:41:59.360 Thanks God we
00:42:00.280 have free speech.
00:42:01.140 I'm so sorry
00:42:04.080 about that
00:42:04.540 Josh.
00:42:05.220 My poor
00:42:05.680 ears.
00:42:07.340 Hopefully it
00:42:07.980 wasn't as bad
00:42:08.600 for you.
00:42:09.060 That German
00:42:09.820 aggression was
00:42:10.660 coming through.
00:42:11.620 Hopefully it
00:42:12.060 wasn't as bad
00:42:12.600 for you at
00:42:13.060 home, but my
00:42:13.760 poor ears,
00:42:14.580 they're still
00:42:15.020 ringing.
00:42:16.160 You get the
00:42:16.820 point.
00:42:17.360 So that chap
00:42:18.220 in the audience,
00:42:19.100 he was fined
00:42:21.440 110 euros.
00:42:24.480 That sounds like
00:42:25.080 freedom to me.
00:42:26.060 Yeah.
00:42:26.620 Just for
00:42:27.260 shout heckling.
00:42:28.860 It's the freedom
00:42:30.140 to be fined.
00:42:31.540 Saying that he
00:42:32.460 disagreed.
00:42:33.460 And yeah, it
00:42:34.620 was for harming
00:42:35.640 a public official.
00:42:37.500 She looked so
00:42:38.520 harmed.
00:42:39.060 Criticism.
00:42:39.760 Carried on
00:42:40.200 talking while it
00:42:41.000 was all going
00:42:41.520 on.
00:42:42.680 Criticism is the
00:42:43.540 worst form of
00:42:44.260 harm that an
00:42:45.600 EU official can
00:42:46.400 take, frankly.
00:42:47.520 I have a
00:42:47.940 migraine now.
00:42:49.240 I'm so sorry.
00:42:51.580 I'm very,
00:42:52.720 very sorry.
00:42:53.780 So then you
00:42:55.340 have, I'll be
00:42:56.280 cautious before I
00:42:57.120 play this about
00:42:57.740 the volume.
00:42:58.860 Now that I've
00:42:59.460 spooked you both
00:43:00.340 terribly.
00:43:00.560 I'm sure it'll be
00:43:00.660 all right.
00:43:01.740 But it's also,
00:43:03.580 you have here,
00:43:05.000 of course,
00:43:06.460 within the EU,
00:43:07.800 you know, as far
00:43:08.480 back as, you know,
00:43:09.180 back when we used
00:43:10.020 to participate in,
00:43:11.700 you remember that
00:43:12.120 time when we used
00:43:12.940 to have European
00:43:13.760 elections in
00:43:14.760 Britain?
00:43:15.620 I do, yeah.
00:43:16.300 That far off past
00:43:17.480 now.
00:43:18.060 I even voted in
00:43:18.680 one.
00:43:19.180 Yeah.
00:43:19.700 I voted in one
00:43:20.920 too.
00:43:21.480 And invariably what
00:43:22.700 would happen is we
00:43:23.840 get a load of
00:43:24.980 UKIP MPs just
00:43:26.840 sort of shouting
00:43:27.860 and jeering.
00:43:28.860 from in that
00:43:29.720 venerable chamber
00:43:31.140 right there in
00:43:32.000 the European
00:43:32.460 Parliament.
00:43:34.160 But what does
00:43:34.760 any of it really
00:43:35.520 matter?
00:43:36.840 Right?
00:43:37.380 Does any of it
00:43:38.440 really matter?
00:43:39.600 Yes, you can
00:43:40.060 elect them, but
00:43:40.760 they're not.
00:43:41.080 Nothing else
00:43:41.340 matters.
00:43:41.760 Because the decisions
00:43:44.120 have already been
00:43:44.980 made.
00:43:45.960 The commission, who
00:43:47.200 are, you know, a
00:43:48.560 tight cabal of
00:43:50.300 coterie, have
00:43:51.600 already decided what
00:43:53.080 is going to happen
00:43:54.100 and what the
00:43:55.700 democratic will of
00:43:57.680 the people is.
00:43:58.720 And here I was
00:43:59.440 thinking of making
00:44:00.080 an existentialist
00:44:00.980 point.
00:44:01.940 But no, you're very
00:44:02.820 much right.
00:44:03.560 Well, you can make
00:44:04.160 the existentialist
00:44:05.240 point if you wish.
00:44:06.400 I don't want to
00:44:07.280 depress people
00:44:07.880 anymore.
00:44:08.420 That's all right.
00:44:09.000 How considerate.
00:44:10.740 And it's exactly the
00:44:12.000 same now.
00:44:12.500 Of course, you still
00:44:13.180 get the odd based
00:44:14.260 Polish voice in the
00:44:16.280 EU saying exactly
00:44:17.980 what they're doing.
00:44:18.720 And the chap is
00:44:20.720 absolutely right.
00:44:22.320 Dear colleagues, the
00:44:23.460 discussion here is
00:44:24.380 not about the so-called
00:44:25.400 Media Freedom Act, a
00:44:27.300 label given by the
00:44:28.160 European Commission to
00:44:29.200 this regulation, but
00:44:30.860 the Media Surveillance,
00:44:32.500 Control, and
00:44:33.400 Censorship Act, which
00:44:34.760 accurately describe the
00:44:36.020 nature of this
00:44:36.580 regulation.
00:44:37.920 It is unacceptable
00:44:38.880 that the European
00:44:39.560 Commission claims to
00:44:40.720 promote the media
00:44:41.400 freedom while, in
00:44:42.440 fact, this regulation
00:44:44.280 opens the doors for
00:44:45.500 journalists, their
00:44:46.540 employers, and even
00:44:47.440 their families to be
00:44:48.460 subjected to
00:44:50.020 surveillance and
00:44:51.240 spying by the
00:44:52.100 security agencies.
00:44:53.720 As the shadow
00:44:54.320 rapporteur in
00:44:54.960 Libé for the
00:44:55.580 ECR group, a
00:44:56.800 table amendment
00:44:57.520 aimed to eliminate
00:44:58.600 the provisions that
00:44:59.520 permit such spying
00:45:00.880 and surveillance for
00:45:01.760 journalists, but they
00:45:02.520 were rejected by
00:45:03.760 EPP, S&D, and
00:45:05.680 Renew.
00:45:06.700 Joseph Stalin said,
00:45:07.960 and I quote,
00:45:08.920 the press is our
00:45:09.720 party's shatest and
00:45:11.720 most powerful weapon.
00:45:13.360 Clearly, under the
00:45:14.240 leadership of
00:45:14.780 Ursula von der Leyen,
00:45:15.740 the European
00:45:16.100 Commission does not
00:45:17.080 desire a free press,
00:45:18.140 but rather a propaganda
00:45:19.260 machine, which is
00:45:20.700 tightly controlled and
00:45:21.760 subjected to
00:45:22.400 surveillance like it
00:45:24.100 was in the Soviet
00:45:24.760 Union.
00:45:25.760 The dangerous
00:45:26.460 precedent established
00:45:27.560 by the so-called
00:45:28.440 Media Freedom Act
00:45:29.320 regulation will have
00:45:31.040 unreceivable and
00:45:32.240 devastating consequences
00:45:33.440 for democracy and
00:45:34.400 freedom of the
00:45:34.920 speech throughout the
00:45:36.200 European Union, which
00:45:37.580 is why, as the
00:45:38.460 parliament, too heavily
00:45:39.640 rejected.
00:45:40.140 I hope Ursula von der Leyen
00:45:43.880 doesn't change her name
00:45:45.080 to political potential.
00:45:47.360 You know, it's one of
00:45:49.060 the theories about
00:45:49.820 Pol Pot, about the
00:45:51.400 name.
00:45:52.100 Oh, right.
00:45:52.700 Yeah, because they're
00:45:53.280 talking about Stalin and
00:45:54.360 yeah.
00:45:54.700 Yeah.
00:45:54.900 There's just a few
00:45:55.700 points to make on this,
00:45:57.020 of course.
00:45:57.480 One is that we have
00:45:59.680 only ever seen high-handed
00:46:01.640 authoritarian tactics
00:46:03.680 come from the EU.
00:46:05.180 But the other thing as
00:46:06.200 well is that with the
00:46:07.700 wave of populist
00:46:10.500 growth in the
00:46:11.660 political parties
00:46:12.500 across Europe, now,
00:46:14.060 of course, you know,
00:46:15.180 we all have our
00:46:17.120 contentions with these
00:46:18.760 populist parties and
00:46:19.940 how much they're just
00:46:21.420 simply seizing on the
00:46:22.480 political capital of
00:46:23.480 the moment and
00:46:24.320 whether or not it's
00:46:25.160 actually all charged
00:46:26.620 by principle.
00:46:27.880 And invariably, it
00:46:29.800 just so happens that
00:46:30.900 you just have to vote
00:46:32.600 them in like you do in
00:46:33.640 Italy, wait for them
00:46:34.720 to screw you over and
00:46:35.720 find out the hard way.
00:46:37.680 But in other cases,
00:46:40.140 it's more about the
00:46:41.160 fact that, well, all
00:46:42.120 of this apparatus is
00:46:44.100 being set up by the
00:46:45.700 European Commission
00:46:46.680 and by all of these
00:46:49.600 Europhiles in order to
00:46:51.120 keep the populist
00:46:52.080 threat at bay so they
00:46:53.560 can clamp down on
00:46:54.520 populist media so that
00:46:56.080 they can, as we say,
00:46:57.680 clamp down on the
00:46:58.540 independent journalists
00:46:59.440 so that they can
00:47:00.440 control the narrative,
00:47:02.460 right?
00:47:02.760 It's all of this.
00:47:03.640 It's just about
00:47:04.160 controlling the narrative
00:47:05.100 and trying to
00:47:07.100 obviously shape your
00:47:08.180 perception of what's
00:47:09.400 going on in Europe,
00:47:10.760 which I needn't tell
00:47:12.280 you isn't great.
00:47:14.140 But also in making
00:47:15.720 this, if these populist
00:47:17.940 parties do get into
00:47:19.080 power, or dare I
00:47:20.320 suggest parties even
00:47:21.640 more radical than
00:47:22.520 that, then they are
00:47:24.020 creating this entire
00:47:25.200 apparatus that those
00:47:27.340 parties will then be
00:47:28.320 able to inherit and
00:47:30.460 use against the people
00:47:32.300 who created it in the
00:47:33.200 first place.
00:47:35.980 I feel like the
00:47:36.660 beauty of this is we've
00:47:37.720 left the EU, but
00:47:39.060 they're still speaking
00:47:39.940 English, even though
00:47:41.080 we're gone.
00:47:41.660 I did think about
00:47:42.620 that.
00:47:42.820 Cultural victory, my
00:47:44.020 friend.
00:47:44.460 The eternal Anglo
00:47:45.420 strikes again.
00:47:47.400 All right, I'll head
00:47:48.580 over to these comments.
00:47:50.040 Engageview says, yeah,
00:47:51.360 it's our democracy in
00:47:53.260 the same way that
00:47:54.000 there's a democratic
00:47:54.940 people's republic of
00:47:56.080 Korea.
00:47:56.960 Indeed.
00:47:58.160 Habsification says,
00:47:59.380 it just tells you
00:48:00.900 they've lost all
00:48:02.440 control of a
00:48:03.120 narrative.
00:48:03.940 They yearn for the
00:48:04.560 days of publicly
00:48:05.440 funded state
00:48:06.220 broadcasters and
00:48:07.760 news media and
00:48:09.060 state-approved
00:48:09.960 private media.
00:48:11.120 Yeah, they
00:48:11.520 absolutely do.
00:48:12.740 But that's the
00:48:14.380 thing as well.
00:48:15.100 If they actually
00:48:16.640 had any sense of
00:48:17.640 containment, they
00:48:18.840 would just address
00:48:19.820 some of the most
00:48:21.080 contentious issues
00:48:22.180 and obviously new to
00:48:25.440 the populist energy
00:48:26.480 around Europe.
00:48:27.740 But they can't even
00:48:28.440 do that.
00:48:29.140 They can't pivot.
00:48:31.160 This also applies
00:48:32.280 to Labour.
00:48:33.440 Maybe even more
00:48:34.520 so at this rate.
00:48:37.520 We've got Sigil
00:48:38.620 Stone says, the
00:48:39.640 EU more like the
00:48:40.700 PU.
00:48:42.260 Funny.
00:48:43.180 Ha, got them.
00:48:46.560 Banger comment,
00:48:47.700 Sigil Stone.
00:48:49.580 Habsication says,
00:48:50.720 the EU despises
00:48:51.720 the alternative
00:48:52.320 platforms,
00:48:53.480 independent new
00:48:54.400 media and
00:48:54.900 citizen journalists,
00:48:56.620 not only because it
00:48:57.520 exists, but
00:48:58.420 also because they're
00:48:59.360 unable to sink
00:49:00.420 their managerial
00:49:01.980 hooks into it.
00:49:03.160 Yeah, but also
00:49:04.120 because the
00:49:04.820 independent media
00:49:05.720 actually has an
00:49:08.300 organic fan base,
00:49:10.520 right?
00:49:10.720 You're not just
00:49:11.220 watching it because
00:49:12.340 your great-grandfather
00:49:13.780 used to listen to
00:49:15.620 the BBC on the
00:49:16.760 wireless back in
00:49:17.660 the 1920s and then
00:49:19.040 the television.
00:49:19.840 It's like, no,
00:49:20.980 the times have
00:49:21.840 changed, the
00:49:22.340 circumstances have
00:49:23.420 changed, and if
00:49:24.840 they're not going to
00:49:26.020 cater to the
00:49:26.740 moment and
00:49:27.900 address the
00:49:28.440 problems that are
00:49:29.160 going, then the
00:49:30.500 stakes are so high
00:49:31.520 that people are
00:49:32.360 going to look
00:49:32.980 elsewhere.
00:49:33.880 Whatever
00:49:34.280 information, you
00:49:36.720 know, the EU
00:49:37.200 tried to control,
00:49:38.540 if people feel like
00:49:39.620 they're being lied
00:49:40.300 to, they will look
00:49:41.940 elsewhere.
00:49:42.580 It's that simple.
00:49:43.340 All right.
00:49:45.320 All right, then,
00:49:46.080 Josh, hit us with
00:49:46.760 these facts.
00:49:48.000 I need to be
00:49:48.920 giving me stuff
00:49:49.720 first.
00:49:50.240 Oh, go on,
00:49:50.660 then.
00:49:51.120 Ibs.
00:49:51.900 There's going to
00:49:52.180 be lots of link
00:49:52.980 pressing.
00:49:53.960 Yes, I do.
00:49:55.700 The Veer was
00:49:56.580 hilarious before.
00:49:59.300 Right.
00:50:01.120 Get my hair out
00:50:01.920 of my face while
00:50:02.500 I'm at it.
00:50:03.620 Right, I'm good to
00:50:04.500 go now.
00:50:05.080 I took my time,
00:50:06.880 but it's worth
00:50:07.740 taking the time.
00:50:08.000 All right, stop
00:50:08.360 pampering yourself.
00:50:10.720 You've got to get
00:50:11.360 into the...
00:50:11.920 All right, all right.
00:50:12.920 So, we all know
00:50:14.700 how IQ tests
00:50:15.720 are racist.
00:50:16.620 I mean, here's a
00:50:17.440 book, which is
00:50:18.720 obviously definitive
00:50:19.420 proof.
00:50:20.380 The Racism of
00:50:21.120 Intelligence, How
00:50:21.880 Mental Testing
00:50:22.820 Practices Have
00:50:23.500 Constituted an
00:50:24.420 Institutionalized
00:50:25.440 Form of Group
00:50:26.320 Domination.
00:50:27.920 And it's not just
00:50:28.640 books, there's also
00:50:29.480 research papers here.
00:50:30.660 Here's one.
00:50:32.300 Race and Racism in
00:50:33.920 Intelligence Testing.
00:50:35.480 And why are they
00:50:36.400 saying that?
00:50:37.060 Well, here's a
00:50:39.380 graph.
00:50:40.740 On one side is
00:50:42.640 your average IQ
00:50:44.020 of, you know,
00:50:45.420 certain levels of
00:50:46.700 education and the
00:50:47.800 average IQ of
00:50:49.200 certain groups.
00:50:50.280 And there's this
00:50:50.560 very awkward
00:50:51.300 lining up here
00:50:54.500 between nine to
00:50:55.820 11 years and a
00:50:56.840 certain group,
00:50:58.020 which makes it
00:50:59.440 quite uncomfortable
00:51:00.740 because, of course,
00:51:02.600 you look at, say,
00:51:04.460 white or Asian,
00:51:05.300 that's equivalent to,
00:51:06.300 you know,
00:51:07.560 college, you know,
00:51:08.920 university, what have
00:51:10.200 you, education
00:51:11.120 almost.
00:51:12.480 And that doesn't
00:51:14.400 look good.
00:51:15.300 And, of course,
00:51:15.980 the answer for this
00:51:17.380 is that it's caused
00:51:18.260 by racism.
00:51:19.880 Of course, this
00:51:20.380 graph is taken from
00:51:21.700 this, which is the
00:51:23.620 most widely used
00:51:26.020 intelligence test for
00:51:27.020 adults in the world.
00:51:28.160 And that graph
00:51:29.340 itself came from
00:51:30.160 this book, which is
00:51:31.540 associated with that
00:51:32.520 test.
00:51:32.940 So it's only the most
00:51:33.900 widely used one,
00:51:34.760 which, of course,
00:51:35.980 just goes to show how
00:51:37.000 deep the problem is.
00:51:38.420 And, of course,
00:51:39.400 I've spent a lot of
00:51:40.560 time thinking about
00:51:41.320 this because I've had
00:51:42.020 a lot of time on my
00:51:42.700 hands, let's be
00:51:43.280 honest.
00:51:44.760 And I think I've
00:51:45.760 come up with a
00:51:46.400 solution that will
00:51:48.540 cater towards the
00:51:49.360 people who weren't
00:51:50.260 getting quite the
00:51:51.060 scores.
00:51:51.660 And it's a different
00:51:52.840 kind of test, more
00:51:53.880 to their sort of
00:51:55.180 level, I suppose.
00:51:56.600 And it's that of a
00:51:58.840 source of social or
00:52:00.060 civic IQ.
00:52:01.480 But first, I suppose
00:52:02.780 it's worth mentioning
00:52:03.640 that if you've already
00:52:05.200 got a high civic
00:52:06.660 IQ, you know that
00:52:08.540 buying Ireland a
00:52:09.300 magazine is probably
00:52:10.080 a good idea.
00:52:11.940 It's internationally
00:52:12.860 shipped, you can get
00:52:13.900 it in most countries,
00:52:15.080 I think, and it's
00:52:16.100 relatively cheap and
00:52:17.280 you get some
00:52:18.200 beautifully designed
00:52:19.120 things and some
00:52:20.420 well-written stuff.
00:52:21.800 And guess what?
00:52:22.320 It's on paper when,
00:52:23.940 you know, the EU
00:52:24.880 bureaucracy destroys
00:52:25.900 the internet.
00:52:26.680 You'll still have
00:52:27.380 this, you can still
00:52:28.040 have stuff to read
00:52:28.860 in your electricity-less
00:52:31.140 house.
00:52:32.300 So there you go.
00:52:33.940 It's a plan for the
00:52:34.700 future.
00:52:35.060 With that out of
00:52:36.880 the way, I put out
00:52:39.120 this.
00:52:40.280 This is my first
00:52:41.640 attempt at trying to
00:52:43.500 devise a test, but
00:52:44.960 then I soon
00:52:45.420 democratised it to
00:52:46.560 you, the people at
00:52:47.460 home, the audience.
00:52:48.880 I asked you to help
00:52:49.800 me come up with some
00:52:51.140 questions as well, and
00:52:52.060 I've selected my
00:52:52.960 favourites, and we're
00:52:54.200 going to go through,
00:52:55.340 and there is a point
00:52:56.500 at the end of all of
00:52:57.320 this.
00:52:57.840 So I'm not just being
00:52:58.820 silly, although it's
00:52:59.520 going to be a lot of
00:53:00.060 fun.
00:53:00.880 There is a proper
00:53:01.960 political point here at
00:53:03.320 the end.
00:53:04.860 So I say, at the
00:53:06.100 start of IQ tests,
00:53:07.640 they should ask, do
00:53:08.600 you use your
00:53:09.260 speakerphone in
00:53:09.900 public?
00:53:10.500 And if the answer is
00:53:11.260 yes, the pen is
00:53:12.200 taken away and the
00:53:13.080 rest of the test must
00:53:13.920 be completed in
00:53:14.660 crayon.
00:53:15.560 Each crayon eaten is
00:53:16.820 a deduction of 10
00:53:17.620 points, which I feel
00:53:19.460 like is an important
00:53:20.260 point.
00:53:20.780 I will say, as per
00:53:22.140 my previous segment
00:53:23.380 where I was berating
00:53:24.980 the term democracy, I
00:53:27.100 am a fan of
00:53:27.680 democracy on Twitter.
00:53:29.160 I feel like that's
00:53:30.120 the best place for it.
00:53:31.160 I tell you what, this
00:53:32.040 process actually made
00:53:33.460 me feel like, you
00:53:34.500 know what, the
00:53:34.880 internet's not such a
00:53:35.720 bad place after all.
00:53:37.100 I was sort of proud of
00:53:37.920 you all.
00:53:38.320 I was just like, you
00:53:39.220 got the assignment,
00:53:40.140 you've given me lots of
00:53:41.040 good answers.
00:53:42.240 It's like, ah, you
00:53:43.740 look, you know, better
00:53:45.260 than you think, really.
00:53:47.020 Sounds almost like a
00:53:47.820 backhanded compliment.
00:53:48.640 I meant it in a nice
00:53:49.340 way.
00:53:50.900 So the first subsection
00:53:52.520 of my test is called
00:53:53.740 in the store.
00:53:55.300 And it relates to
00:53:56.400 obviously things that are
00:53:57.680 in stores.
00:53:58.380 So the most obvious
00:53:59.800 one, of course, is do
00:54:00.880 you return the shopping
00:54:01.740 cart, the ultimate test
00:54:03.260 of self-governance, which
00:54:04.800 I don't feel like needs
00:54:05.740 much explaining.
00:54:06.840 I think the question is
00:54:07.800 self-evident.
00:54:08.620 I imagine you both
00:54:09.900 return the shopping
00:54:10.720 cart.
00:54:11.660 Well, I want that quid
00:54:12.440 back out of it, don't
00:54:13.280 I?
00:54:13.300 That's true.
00:54:13.960 Stelios?
00:54:14.640 Yeah, of course.
00:54:15.300 Why would I leave it in
00:54:16.700 the middle of nowhere?
00:54:17.760 Exactly.
00:54:18.400 Or in a river.
00:54:19.900 Yeah.
00:54:20.180 It's not exactly like,
00:54:21.960 you know, a post-apocalyptic
00:54:23.300 setting.
00:54:23.940 So the next question I
00:54:27.360 quite liked.
00:54:28.460 When shopping for
00:54:29.080 groceries, you realize
00:54:30.000 you grabbed an item
00:54:30.800 accidentally that you
00:54:31.720 did not want.
00:54:33.520 Do you, A, place the
00:54:35.620 item on the closest
00:54:36.540 available shelf, or B,
00:54:38.840 return the item to its
00:54:39.900 proper place on the
00:54:40.760 shelves?
00:54:42.400 Well, I think we know
00:54:43.660 the correct answer to
00:54:44.480 this one, right?
00:54:45.440 Right.
00:54:46.140 Obviously, you throw it
00:54:46.980 on the floor.
00:54:48.180 Right.
00:54:49.200 Josh, I think there's
00:54:50.640 the other element.
00:54:52.180 There's people who
00:54:52.820 understand what you
00:54:53.880 want to hear,
00:54:55.100 irrespective of what
00:54:56.520 they're going to do.
00:54:57.860 So let's say I'm a
00:54:58.920 very sneaky person.
00:55:00.220 I can understand what
00:55:01.180 you want.
00:55:01.380 You look left, you
00:55:02.500 look right, there's no
00:55:03.240 one else in the aisle
00:55:04.020 with you.
00:55:04.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:05.600 Throw it away, not
00:55:06.760 just destroy it, you
00:55:08.540 know, destroy it in
00:55:09.380 seconds.
00:55:10.080 In a similar vein,
00:55:11.060 while shopping you
00:55:11.820 noticed a garment has
00:55:12.680 fallen off the hanger
00:55:13.560 and is laying crumpled
00:55:14.420 on the floor.
00:55:15.100 Do you, A, put it
00:55:16.420 back on the hanger,
00:55:17.480 B, ignore it and hope
00:55:18.640 nobody notices, or C,
00:55:20.740 kick it further under
00:55:21.620 the rack so other
00:55:22.440 shoppers don't notice
00:55:23.220 you ignore it?
00:55:23.680 Or D, wear it.
00:55:27.220 D is shoplift it, yeah.
00:55:30.660 To be fair, when I was
00:55:32.340 a kid, I did do C once
00:55:33.960 or twice, but then
00:55:34.920 more often than not,
00:55:36.040 it wasn't me that
00:55:36.680 knocked it over and I
00:55:37.400 was just like, well,
00:55:37.900 I'm going to move out of
00:55:38.500 the way because it's
00:55:39.100 better than someone
00:55:39.720 standing on it, but I'm
00:55:41.060 not going to take the
00:55:41.700 time to pick this up
00:55:42.440 because it's, you know,
00:55:43.640 shop that's somewhat
00:55:44.320 beneath me.
00:55:44.920 And then you had a
00:55:45.900 slightly higher education
00:55:47.800 and you learned that
00:55:49.000 that was wrong.
00:55:49.820 Now I pick it up and
00:55:50.680 put it back on the
00:55:51.280 hanger, yes.
00:55:52.460 But the point being that
00:55:53.820 it is children that make
00:55:54.980 these sorts of mistakes,
00:55:56.220 ideally.
00:55:57.480 But not anymore.
00:55:58.120 Oh, yes.
00:55:59.740 Well, as we've seen,
00:56:01.600 sometimes it's not always
00:56:03.520 the children, is it?
00:56:04.900 And if you have a full
00:56:07.100 trolley and the person
00:56:07.860 behind you only has a
00:56:09.200 couple of items, do you
00:56:10.340 let them go in front of
00:56:11.300 you?
00:56:11.780 Now I've seen this happen
00:56:12.680 quite a lot and it
00:56:14.120 happens normally in more
00:56:15.340 high-trust areas.
00:56:16.940 I know where I grew up,
00:56:18.940 this was always the case.
00:56:20.100 People would actually
00:56:20.780 stand in the queue and
00:56:21.800 look behind them to make
00:56:22.860 sure that they could
00:56:24.060 facilitate a speedy...
00:56:26.200 Yeah, but what if you
00:56:27.120 want to go to the
00:56:27.820 bathroom?
00:56:30.900 What?
00:56:31.400 And you've got a full
00:56:32.180 trolley or you're the
00:56:32.960 person...
00:56:33.260 You have a full trolley
00:56:34.200 and say, okay, let's
00:56:34.880 get it done, let's get
00:56:35.880 it done.
00:56:36.180 I've done that before
00:56:36.940 actually and I just
00:56:37.780 asked the person next to
00:56:39.900 me, is it alright if you
00:56:41.500 watch my trolley while I
00:56:42.320 pop to the toilet?
00:56:43.120 And they're like, yeah,
00:56:43.540 of course.
00:56:44.480 And then by the time I'd
00:56:45.740 come back, I'd say
00:56:46.320 my trolley was there
00:56:47.220 with a very annoyed
00:56:49.140 cashier.
00:56:50.080 I was just like, I had
00:56:50.760 to go, I'm so sorry.
00:56:52.600 I was desperate.
00:56:53.720 I drank so much tea.
00:56:54.460 It's fine, I'm Josh
00:56:55.520 Firm from the Lotus
00:56:56.300 Sears.
00:56:57.000 I wasn't at that
00:56:57.800 point, I was just
00:56:58.580 Josh Firm.
00:57:00.860 And then finally, do
00:57:02.560 you have your wallet,
00:57:03.380 purse, cash or card
00:57:04.660 ready at the checkout
00:57:05.720 when it's time to pay
00:57:06.560 or do you react with
00:57:07.440 surprise and have to
00:57:08.760 locate it when given
00:57:09.720 the price of your
00:57:11.020 purchase?
00:57:11.700 I think this is a
00:57:12.660 man-woman thing.
00:57:13.420 Stelios is going to
00:57:16.320 stir the pot.
00:57:17.280 No, because I think
00:57:18.400 generally speaking, you
00:57:19.640 know, I just have the
00:57:22.000 car ready and I pay.
00:57:24.240 But I see my wife many
00:57:25.300 times, you know, she
00:57:25.920 just sits there, she
00:57:27.000 opens her wallet, she
00:57:29.000 looks...
00:57:29.700 Counting the ten
00:57:30.660 pens.
00:57:30.900 Yes, I've seen other
00:57:31.900 women doing it because
00:57:33.260 they frequently have
00:57:34.660 more, carry more stuff
00:57:36.060 than we do.
00:57:38.080 That's true.
00:57:38.780 I'm always there with a
00:57:39.660 card ready.
00:57:41.020 Sometimes I might even
00:57:41.800 get my wallet out whilst
00:57:43.700 I'm putting the shopping
00:57:44.520 away, even before I've
00:57:45.800 paid, just so I can get
00:57:47.160 it as quickly as
00:57:47.760 possible, tap it and
00:57:49.000 leave.
00:57:49.320 But also shopping isn't
00:57:50.360 a religious experience for
00:57:51.680 me.
00:57:52.080 I hate it.
00:57:52.920 Yeah, I absolutely hate
00:57:54.280 it.
00:57:54.420 I'll go into the store,
00:57:56.180 I'm going to look at,
00:57:57.600 I'm going to x-ray it,
00:57:59.100 I'm going to instantly
00:58:00.160 find out what I want to
00:58:01.920 buy, I'll either buy it
00:58:03.460 or not and I'm gone.
00:58:04.720 That's called being a
00:58:05.540 man, Stelios, and that
00:58:06.620 is the correct way of
00:58:07.380 doing it.
00:58:08.000 I know what I like, I'm
00:58:09.560 in and out of the shop.
00:58:11.320 It's like a surgical
00:58:12.260 strike.
00:58:13.140 Yeah.
00:58:13.600 Precision hit.
00:58:14.760 It's like a special
00:58:15.660 military operation, you
00:58:16.940 go in and out, no
00:58:18.040 witnesses, no surrender.
00:58:20.100 For all of this, you
00:58:20.960 know, it's like, no, I
00:58:21.780 just want to get in and
00:58:23.100 do my shop as fast as
00:58:24.660 possible.
00:58:25.640 There is still that, no,
00:58:26.640 I will take a little bit
00:58:27.980 more time if it's
00:58:29.080 means taking the right
00:58:31.540 answer to these
00:58:33.020 questions, right?
00:58:33.800 No, it means putting
00:58:34.480 things back on the right
00:58:35.400 shelf or letting someone
00:58:36.720 with far fewer things
00:58:38.160 than you go ahead,
00:58:39.740 right?
00:58:39.920 Just these social
00:58:40.640 things, social
00:58:41.580 considerations for other
00:58:42.960 people.
00:58:43.340 Naturally, courtesy
00:58:44.300 comes first.
00:58:47.760 Next, my subgroup is
00:58:49.260 travel.
00:58:50.380 So, you're leaving a
00:58:53.120 bus, what do you say?
00:58:54.460 And now they didn't
00:58:55.220 include any options, but
00:58:56.200 I thought this was a
00:58:56.780 good question.
00:58:57.340 I have option A,
00:58:59.280 nothing, option B, a
00:59:01.300 bunch of gibberish to
00:59:02.080 your cousin Abdel on
00:59:02.880 speakerphone, or C,
00:59:05.700 thank you.
00:59:07.460 And I think I've been
00:59:08.980 basically coded to always
00:59:12.120 say thank you to the bus
00:59:13.240 driver.
00:59:13.800 Yes.
00:59:14.280 Same.
00:59:14.660 But then you don't have
00:59:15.420 a cousin called Abdel.
00:59:16.760 That's true.
00:59:17.720 But if I did, I'd be on
00:59:18.840 the phone.
00:59:19.220 But what if the driver is
00:59:20.420 the leftist?
00:59:21.840 I'm still grateful that he
00:59:23.280 transported me safely,
00:59:24.380 more grateful, really.
00:59:25.260 Yes, but he did it
00:59:26.700 because he was aiming
00:59:28.400 towards the revolution.
00:59:30.840 Not to help you.
00:59:32.080 The revolution of bus
00:59:33.280 drivers.
00:59:34.320 What's he going to do?
00:59:35.160 Just go on strike.
00:59:36.000 Oh, wait.
00:59:36.580 They never turn up
00:59:37.240 anyway.
00:59:38.520 Yeah, he's not going to
00:59:39.260 notice.
00:59:40.600 So, this one was almost a
00:59:42.220 trick question because I
00:59:43.360 actually found this one
00:59:44.140 difficult.
00:59:44.900 Who gets the last seat on
00:59:46.100 the bus?
00:59:46.440 So, you know, there's a
00:59:47.340 final seat and for some
00:59:49.660 reason there's this mix of
00:59:52.040 people.
00:59:52.520 First come, first serve,
00:59:53.620 which is, you know, the
00:59:54.940 London rules.
00:59:56.320 A mother with children and
00:59:57.400 bags who I'd normally give
00:59:58.640 up a seat for.
00:59:59.660 Whoever is the largest, I
01:00:00.840 would make them stand out
01:00:01.680 of principle.
01:00:03.060 They need it.
01:00:05.580 Four, the oldest passenger,
01:00:07.300 another good candidate.
01:00:08.300 I give up my seat to old
01:00:09.320 people.
01:00:10.140 Five, a pregnant woman,
01:00:11.680 which is, you know, I feel
01:00:13.000 like a given you give up your
01:00:15.200 seat for a pregnant woman.
01:00:16.520 Six, a disabled man, or
01:00:18.580 seven, yourself.
01:00:21.060 And to this, I'm just like,
01:00:22.480 well, have I got to pick
01:00:24.200 between a mother and her
01:00:25.160 children with lots of bags,
01:00:26.280 obviously needs lots of
01:00:27.180 room.
01:00:28.080 A pregnant woman, the oldest
01:00:30.080 passenger, so an old person
01:00:31.520 or a disabled person.
01:00:33.540 At this rate, I would just
01:00:35.040 say, you know what, you guys
01:00:36.040 figure it out between you.
01:00:37.400 I'm not going to sit down.
01:00:38.920 You know what, I might get
01:00:39.580 the next one, actually.
01:00:41.040 This is too awkward.
01:00:43.160 But I feel like the
01:00:44.000 disabled person, normally they
01:00:45.820 come on wheels, don't they?
01:00:47.220 As in, onto like a bus.
01:00:48.580 They'll be in like a wheelchair.
01:00:49.760 So you can tuck them away
01:00:51.180 like close to the luggage
01:00:53.360 rack.
01:00:53.840 Obviously, still in their
01:00:54.700 wheelchair.
01:00:55.260 Tuck them away.
01:00:57.320 So I, unless they're like on
01:01:00.100 crutches or something, but then
01:01:02.600 I think it should be the
01:01:03.420 pregnant person, then the old
01:01:05.380 person.
01:01:06.240 So I think old people are
01:01:07.120 happy to stand for a
01:01:08.040 pregnant woman.
01:01:08.920 They understand the
01:01:09.920 importance of it and they're
01:01:10.800 most likely to adhere to
01:01:11.820 that.
01:01:12.860 However, if anything, I would
01:01:15.060 encourage other people to
01:01:16.380 stand to help some of these
01:01:18.380 people sit.
01:01:19.180 But it's a very difficult
01:01:20.120 one.
01:01:20.620 This is, uh...
01:01:21.340 Yo, I just sat there.
01:01:22.200 He's like, oi, get up for
01:01:23.420 that woman.
01:01:24.560 I've done that before.
01:01:25.460 Yeah.
01:01:25.940 You shame people into being
01:01:27.220 good.
01:01:28.100 It works.
01:01:29.740 Might catch on.
01:01:31.400 Here's one.
01:01:31.880 When you're waiting for a
01:01:33.040 lift, when the doors open, do
01:01:34.240 you immediately enter or do you
01:01:35.720 wait for current passengers to
01:01:37.260 disembark?
01:01:38.420 Now, in Britain, people are
01:01:39.520 normally pretty good for this,
01:01:40.820 except, um, I think in the
01:01:43.100 underground in London, where
01:01:44.900 people sort of scramble, but
01:01:46.460 not always.
01:01:47.420 Yeah.
01:01:47.740 And I, I've noticed that more
01:01:49.140 and more over the years as
01:01:50.900 well.
01:01:51.200 Yeah.
01:01:51.380 It's getting worse.
01:01:52.200 Yeah.
01:01:52.400 Lived in London for five
01:01:53.360 years.
01:01:53.580 And to begin with, I didn't
01:01:54.560 notice that.
01:01:55.000 Like everyone, wherever they
01:01:56.420 were from in the world, like
01:01:57.620 the people getting off had
01:02:00.180 right of way.
01:02:01.300 And now that's becoming less
01:02:03.200 and less common.
01:02:03.920 You need to exit like a
01:02:05.320 juggernaut.
01:02:05.940 I've shoulder barged people
01:02:08.340 before.
01:02:08.960 I'm just there walking out
01:02:10.380 the door, just like this.
01:02:12.260 It's taking out as many as
01:02:13.440 possible.
01:02:14.520 Now, um, you look at them
01:02:16.240 like a hater.
01:02:17.380 It's the broken window effect.
01:02:18.600 Stun back.
01:02:20.320 Here's another one.
01:02:21.620 Do you move, um, to the
01:02:23.080 side of the escalator so
01:02:24.200 people can pass?
01:02:25.620 Lots of people fall off out
01:02:26.700 of this one.
01:02:27.500 You have a fast lane and a
01:02:28.900 slow lane.
01:02:29.900 To be fair, it's more of a
01:02:31.860 London thing in my mind,
01:02:32.900 because where I'm from, we
01:02:34.580 didn't really have fast and
01:02:35.920 slow lanes.
01:02:36.720 If you're on the escalator,
01:02:37.780 normally you're just standing
01:02:39.960 there and people take their
01:02:41.920 time.
01:02:42.480 You know, I'm from the West
01:02:43.140 country.
01:02:43.960 It's a slower pace of life.
01:02:45.040 People are just generally, you
01:02:46.300 know, less in a rush.
01:02:47.700 I'm one of those people that I
01:02:48.860 just, I always walk up them
01:02:50.180 anyway.
01:02:50.640 So do I.
01:02:51.020 I normally take stairs if you
01:02:52.240 have given the choice.
01:02:53.020 But the ratio of standards to
01:02:55.640 walkers is quite, for want of a
01:02:58.340 better way to put it.
01:03:00.320 Too many idle men in London.
01:03:02.060 I've seen too many videos from
01:03:03.680 Russia where the escalator
01:03:05.100 collapses and people get
01:03:06.520 swallowed up.
01:03:07.180 And I'm just like, you know
01:03:07.660 what?
01:03:08.140 I'm going to take the stairs.
01:03:09.600 I don't know who's maintaining
01:03:11.220 this.
01:03:12.580 Here's another one.
01:03:13.520 When travelling by train, do
01:03:14.760 you A, sit inside, B, sit on
01:03:17.980 top, or C, hang on the
01:03:20.080 outside?
01:03:21.580 I'll tell you what.
01:03:22.400 A part of me is waiting for
01:03:24.000 this to happen in England.
01:03:26.620 I've thought about this before.
01:03:28.240 The thing is, if it happens in
01:03:30.460 Britain, I think the first
01:03:31.460 people to notice it are going
01:03:32.800 to be all of the anorakts that
01:03:34.740 are watching the trains, all
01:03:36.620 the train spotters getting
01:03:37.960 upset.
01:03:38.480 Just like, narrow that.
01:03:39.220 You can't do that.
01:03:41.440 No one will believe them.
01:03:42.780 No.
01:03:43.960 They'll be the canary in the
01:03:44.820 coal mine for the decline.
01:03:46.980 And then the final one in
01:03:48.500 travel is starting your car's
01:03:50.560 turn signals or your indicators
01:03:52.060 if you're in Britain indicates
01:03:53.740 one, you'll be turning or
01:03:55.640 changing lanes in three or more
01:03:56.980 seconds, two, you're
01:03:58.360 beginning to change lanes
01:03:59.400 right now, three, what are
01:04:01.940 those?
01:04:04.920 Imagine if you put a stop
01:04:07.740 lesson, now I'm just
01:04:09.120 stopping.
01:04:10.120 Four.
01:04:10.780 Instantly.
01:04:11.940 Four.
01:04:12.380 Indicate one way, go in the
01:04:14.040 other direction.
01:04:15.740 Diversion.
01:04:16.660 I'm actually going to correct
01:04:17.980 this one because the correct
01:04:20.040 answer, according to the
01:04:21.200 British Highway Code, is that
01:04:23.020 it indicates that you wish to
01:04:24.980 turn, not that you're going to
01:04:26.340 turn in any amount of
01:04:27.300 seconds, it's that you're going
01:04:28.160 to turn or change lanes when
01:04:30.220 it is safe.
01:04:31.220 So it's indicating your
01:04:32.580 intention, which is why we
01:04:33.640 call them indicators rather
01:04:34.900 than turn signals.
01:04:36.680 So that is the correct way.
01:04:39.260 I got a good score on my
01:04:40.640 theory test, all right?
01:04:42.200 Not so good on the
01:04:42.880 practicals.
01:04:44.400 Still not road legal.
01:04:45.500 Hey, I've got a licence.
01:04:48.840 Next, I've called this food and
01:04:50.620 entertainment.
01:04:52.460 Here's a good one.
01:04:53.540 Do you ever feel peckish when
01:04:54.820 you see swans at the park?
01:04:56.960 I feel like this is, do you
01:04:58.920 see the ducks and the swans in
01:05:01.340 the park?
01:05:01.760 Do you see them as free to be
01:05:03.040 taken?
01:05:04.100 Or do you see them as, in a
01:05:06.720 sense, collective public
01:05:07.780 property that beautifies the
01:05:09.300 area?
01:05:10.720 Well, on a personal level, I
01:05:11.920 don't like swans.
01:05:13.400 Not do I.
01:05:13.780 I wouldn't go so far as to
01:05:15.660 eat one, though.
01:05:16.140 No, but I wouldn't make a
01:05:17.080 picnic of one.
01:05:18.180 No.
01:05:18.680 No.
01:05:19.320 Buffet, perhaps, but not a
01:05:20.580 picnic.
01:05:22.040 Well, we don't want a swan in
01:05:23.580 my house.
01:05:25.560 They can break a man's arm,
01:05:26.660 you know.
01:05:26.940 Go around loitering.
01:05:28.420 Just a one swan, actually.
01:05:30.980 So here's one that's
01:05:32.620 particularly topical.
01:05:33.480 For each meal, which is the
01:05:34.880 correct eating tool for the
01:05:36.100 job?
01:05:36.680 Knife and fork, spoon, hands,
01:05:38.600 and four.
01:05:39.240 Hands in mouth, up to the
01:05:40.540 knuckle.
01:05:41.500 So we've got a roast dinner, top
01:05:43.260 left.
01:05:44.000 Some slop, top right.
01:05:45.620 A burger, bottom left.
01:05:47.800 And soup, bottom right.
01:05:49.440 I would say, obviously, roast
01:05:53.080 dinner, knife and fork.
01:05:54.380 Slop, use your hands to
01:05:55.920 launch it away from you
01:05:57.000 because it's probably going to
01:05:58.460 give you food poisoning.
01:05:59.920 A burger, depending on its
01:06:02.760 integrity, I might use a knife
01:06:04.260 and fork, but sometimes hands.
01:06:05.860 And the same with the fries or
01:06:08.780 chips.
01:06:09.540 And soup, obviously, use a
01:06:11.240 spoon.
01:06:12.240 Obviously, hands with a spoon.
01:06:14.760 Hands for soup.
01:06:18.380 I've seen it happen before when
01:06:20.240 I've been in London.
01:06:21.200 I've seen someone eat soup with
01:06:22.720 their hands.
01:06:23.440 And the thing is, it wasn't that
01:06:25.320 they didn't have a spoon.
01:06:26.200 There was a spoon next to them.
01:06:28.520 So they chose to do it.
01:06:29.740 Honestly, how do they do it?
01:06:31.560 Take a hand?
01:06:32.760 They, like, cup their hand.
01:06:34.740 You go up to them and you're
01:06:35.580 like, teach me.
01:06:37.180 I don't want to learn.
01:06:39.400 No, just study them.
01:06:41.140 Eat my cereal in the morning
01:06:42.440 with a cupped hand.
01:06:45.440 Unbelievable.
01:06:47.640 So, this one gave me PTSD.
01:06:50.520 As I said in the reply,
01:06:52.460 when you visit a busy takeaway
01:06:53.600 restaurant, do you read the
01:06:54.820 menu, contemplate your choices
01:06:56.620 and decide on your meal while
01:06:57.880 in the line, or only do that
01:06:59.600 after the cashier asks for
01:07:00.880 your order?
01:07:02.380 Which was one of the most
01:07:03.660 popular suggestions, actually.
01:07:05.160 This one is annoying.
01:07:07.180 Yes.
01:07:07.540 Please, make your decisions
01:07:10.160 before you talk to a, you know,
01:07:12.780 customer service representative.
01:07:14.460 Well, I never have this problem
01:07:15.860 because I'm a very, very basic
01:07:17.300 man and I just always order
01:07:19.180 the same thing from the
01:07:20.360 takeaway, whichever one I go to.
01:07:22.840 So, I like to go for
01:07:25.280 adventurous stuff.
01:07:26.240 What should I take?
01:07:27.320 You know, they ask you,
01:07:28.080 what are you going to order?
01:07:29.520 What do you recommend?
01:07:30.040 What do you recommend?
01:07:31.560 That's all right in a
01:07:32.700 restaurant, but if you're, you
01:07:34.420 know, takeaway, no chance.
01:07:35.860 So, I've got some questions
01:07:38.360 here that I came up with
01:07:39.740 for at the cinema.
01:07:41.240 I'm just going to leave this
01:07:41.880 to play in the background.
01:07:42.860 Oh, come on, please.
01:07:43.760 No.
01:07:44.960 So, when at the cinema,
01:07:47.060 do you take your rubbish
01:07:48.100 with you?
01:07:49.120 As I've always done this.
01:07:51.780 Obviously, yeah.
01:07:52.600 Yeah, growing up, you don't
01:07:54.240 leave your rubbish in the
01:07:55.300 cinema, you take it with you.
01:07:56.400 And when everyone left,
01:07:57.820 there'd be no sign that
01:07:59.060 people had been there to
01:08:00.260 watch a film.
01:08:00.920 But this is, of course,
01:08:01.660 the West Country.
01:08:02.760 So, everything works
01:08:03.820 down there.
01:08:04.940 And it was just that no one
01:08:05.920 went to the cinema.
01:08:07.200 To be fair, towards the end,
01:08:08.640 yes.
01:08:09.900 Do you talk to the person
01:08:11.040 next to you the whole way
01:08:12.060 through?
01:08:13.060 Which apparently is a thing.
01:08:15.600 I've never really seen this
01:08:17.680 in the cinema myself,
01:08:18.940 but in London,
01:08:19.800 apparently, it's really bad.
01:08:21.720 Multicultural areas.
01:08:23.240 Do you answer phone calls
01:08:24.620 and shout over the film
01:08:25.740 to be heard?
01:08:26.740 I've seen videos of this
01:08:28.160 in the cinema.
01:08:29.380 I've never seen it myself,
01:08:30.960 but if I did,
01:08:32.020 it would be seconds
01:08:33.400 before I say something.
01:08:35.180 I went to a,
01:08:36.680 one time I was in London,
01:08:39.420 when I was living in London,
01:08:40.600 and I went to the cinema
01:08:41.960 in Wimbledon
01:08:42.660 with a few of my friends,
01:08:44.160 which is still a more
01:08:46.820 British area of London,
01:08:48.580 let's put it that way.
01:08:50.000 That's where the tennis is.
01:08:50.900 Everyone was very
01:08:51.640 conscientious, you know,
01:08:52.840 and it felt like,
01:08:53.880 it was just a nice atmosphere
01:08:55.140 to go and enjoy a film in.
01:08:56.860 But then there was another
01:08:57.700 friend who couldn't catch it.
01:08:58.860 I enjoyed the film,
01:08:59.660 so I went again.
01:09:00.680 But that time,
01:09:01.700 we went to the cinema
01:09:02.660 in Peckham,
01:09:04.080 and it was...
01:09:05.520 If you're not from Britain,
01:09:06.740 that is a very diverse,
01:09:08.360 particularly black area.
01:09:10.180 There was a lot of cries
01:09:12.940 from the urban youth,
01:09:15.080 and it was honestly
01:09:15.840 the single worst experience,
01:09:18.100 the cinema experience
01:09:19.140 I've ever had.
01:09:19.800 Speaking of a movie theatre,
01:09:21.400 you know,
01:09:21.600 one thing that constantly
01:09:23.040 makes me go ballistic,
01:09:25.620 and, you know,
01:09:26.380 in seconds,
01:09:27.060 is when people
01:09:28.820 are kicking my seat.
01:09:30.040 I hate seat kickers.
01:09:31.680 That's another question.
01:09:33.060 Do you kick people's seat?
01:09:34.200 Yeah.
01:09:34.300 Also, whoever invented...
01:09:35.880 I'd be an absolute tyrant there.
01:09:37.520 Whoever invented
01:09:38.340 eating popcorn in the cinema,
01:09:39.860 I want to find you
01:09:40.840 and hurt you.
01:09:42.400 No, you know what?
01:09:43.240 That would be funny.
01:09:44.120 Dude, in the place
01:09:45.460 where you most want silence.
01:09:47.000 No, because I...
01:09:48.040 Okay, if we were in a movie
01:09:49.560 and you were frustrated
01:09:51.260 with people eating popcorn,
01:09:54.540 I'd laugh hysterically
01:09:56.140 with you getting frustrated.
01:09:58.120 I know you well enough.
01:10:00.260 It need not be said.
01:10:01.460 That's another thing.
01:10:02.460 Do you have a high enough
01:10:03.980 social IQ so that
01:10:05.280 if you do take snacks
01:10:06.400 to the cinema,
01:10:07.260 you open them all
01:10:08.500 and, you know,
01:10:09.960 get rid of the noise,
01:10:10.880 the noisy bits,
01:10:11.700 before the film starts?
01:10:13.080 When I went to see
01:10:13.880 Top Gun Maverick,
01:10:14.740 someone brought along
01:10:15.720 what can only be described
01:10:16.700 as a cooked meal
01:10:17.600 in a Tupperware,
01:10:18.700 which was still warm
01:10:19.860 and stunk out
01:10:20.640 the entire cinema.
01:10:22.120 If that's you,
01:10:24.240 consider Dignitas.
01:10:26.880 That's the politest way
01:10:28.180 I can put it.
01:10:30.020 So,
01:10:31.320 imagine you're busy
01:10:32.800 barbecuing indoors
01:10:33.820 and you hear a beep
01:10:34.800 from your hallway.
01:10:36.400 What do you do?
01:10:37.520 Or a chirp.
01:10:38.260 A, I don't hear no beep.
01:10:40.380 B, offer a sacrifice
01:10:42.160 to satiate the Skybird
01:10:43.560 or C,
01:10:44.820 change your smoke alarm battery.
01:10:47.500 It's an important question.
01:10:49.540 So, here's one that
01:10:50.560 is actually quite a good one
01:10:52.020 because it's sort of
01:10:52.940 counterintuitive to some people.
01:10:54.820 In a busy pub,
01:10:55.840 you find a place
01:10:56.460 to stand at the bar
01:10:57.200 and wait until,
01:10:58.540 you know,
01:10:59.520 it's your turn
01:11:00.040 to be seen by the barman
01:11:01.620 or do you start
01:11:02.820 forming a single file queue
01:11:04.060 like somebody
01:11:04.600 who's never been
01:11:05.260 in a pub before.
01:11:06.960 So, yes,
01:11:07.800 we like a queue in Britain.
01:11:09.340 Not always appropriate.
01:11:11.120 Sometimes when you're
01:11:11.860 at the pub,
01:11:12.840 the man at the bar
01:11:14.080 or the lady,
01:11:15.240 you know,
01:11:15.560 different times,
01:11:16.780 keeps rough track.
01:11:19.880 And also,
01:11:20.600 the people at the bar
01:11:21.740 normally say,
01:11:22.580 oh no,
01:11:22.860 you were here before me.
01:11:24.040 There's a certain amount
01:11:24.920 of deference.
01:11:25.920 And what it does is,
01:11:27.280 having this method
01:11:28.300 makes people talk
01:11:29.400 to each other,
01:11:30.240 makes people
01:11:31.000 show some good faith
01:11:33.720 to one another.
01:11:34.300 You don't just slide in
01:11:35.620 and barge ahead.
01:11:37.260 Nothing breeds ire
01:11:39.220 in my English heart
01:11:40.160 more than someone
01:11:41.380 who slides in
01:11:42.300 and gets served
01:11:43.300 before their time.
01:11:45.040 It's a complete violation
01:11:47.100 of the social contract.
01:11:48.540 And speaking of which,
01:11:50.700 do you bathe daily
01:11:51.660 and wear deodorant?
01:11:54.740 You've been to the gym
01:11:55.900 with me before.
01:11:57.000 Yes.
01:11:57.100 I've noticed
01:11:58.520 that certain demographics,
01:12:00.560 largely the subcontinent
01:12:01.820 of India
01:12:02.600 and the continent
01:12:04.460 of sub-Saharan,
01:12:05.460 well,
01:12:05.820 part of sub-Saharan Africa,
01:12:08.180 just refuse to wear them
01:12:09.380 in the gym of all places.
01:12:11.200 And sometimes,
01:12:11.960 when you're trying
01:12:12.520 to do reps,
01:12:13.280 you get a big lungful
01:12:14.520 of someone else's body odour,
01:12:15.900 pungent,
01:12:16.440 worse than I could ever produce.
01:12:18.800 That is enough
01:12:19.560 to put you off
01:12:20.200 and is actually
01:12:20.700 probably dangerous.
01:12:21.980 And I'm not saying
01:12:22.560 this to be like hyperbolic.
01:12:23.900 You just drop
01:12:24.860 the tongue yourself.
01:12:25.960 Like I'm just like,
01:12:26.480 oh!
01:12:27.100 I'll be there
01:12:27.880 lifting,
01:12:28.820 you know,
01:12:29.620 95kgs bench press.
01:12:31.820 And then I'm there
01:12:32.400 catching the whiff
01:12:33.200 of someone's armpits
01:12:34.180 and I'm just like,
01:12:34.840 it makes the rep harder.
01:12:36.960 It does.
01:12:37.680 It really does.
01:12:38.660 Because you're getting
01:12:39.560 less oxygen intake.
01:12:40.520 because it stinks.
01:12:43.920 Here's a nice basic one.
01:12:44.980 Do you say sorry
01:12:45.840 when someone bumps into you?
01:12:47.180 Of course.
01:12:47.780 I do as well.
01:12:48.940 I remember someone
01:12:49.980 in Slovenia
01:12:50.960 stood on my foot
01:12:51.940 and I said sorry to them
01:12:53.340 and then they looked at me
01:12:54.200 as if I was
01:12:54.900 like mentally ill.
01:12:56.400 Okay, guys,
01:12:57.160 I don't understand.
01:12:57.920 Why are you apologizing
01:12:59.100 if someone bumps into you?
01:13:01.600 Because it's just good manners.
01:13:02.100 I know this happens,
01:13:03.060 but...
01:13:03.320 It's just to say,
01:13:04.460 I'm sorry,
01:13:05.020 it's like,
01:13:05.900 I'm sorry this has happened.
01:13:07.200 Yeah,
01:13:07.400 I'm sorry for this
01:13:08.160 entire situation.
01:13:09.600 Yeah.
01:13:10.320 Maybe they did it in purpose.
01:13:12.060 It's not claiming response.
01:13:13.020 Well,
01:13:13.260 you don't say sorry then,
01:13:14.100 do you?
01:13:14.360 In that case,
01:13:15.580 you don't leave
01:13:16.160 until they've said sorry to you.
01:13:17.700 Yeah,
01:13:17.800 they're going to be sorry.
01:13:20.240 You're going to be sorry.
01:13:21.540 Here's one the Japanese understand.
01:13:22.940 If there's no bin around,
01:13:23.920 do you put your rubbish
01:13:24.740 in your pocket
01:13:25.460 or throw it on the ground?
01:13:27.160 I'm proud to say
01:13:27.800 I've never littered
01:13:28.660 in my entire life
01:13:29.560 and in fact,
01:13:30.040 they've probably picked up
01:13:30.800 more of other people's litter
01:13:33.160 than most people.
01:13:34.060 Based.
01:13:34.680 That's going camping for you,
01:13:36.060 eh?
01:13:36.300 You pick it up,
01:13:36.960 you find a nice spot
01:13:37.800 and you tidy it up
01:13:39.100 because there's inevitably
01:13:39.860 a crisp packet or something.
01:13:42.560 So yes,
01:13:43.320 very good question.
01:13:45.000 Here's one from
01:13:45.760 Proper Horror Show
01:13:46.540 who,
01:13:48.020 coincidentally today,
01:13:48.960 I think,
01:13:50.060 our conversation about
01:13:50.980 Stanley Kubrick's films
01:13:51.900 are coming out
01:13:52.420 on Low Seaters.
01:13:53.820 Are pyjamas
01:13:54.580 a houseware item
01:13:55.640 or good for trips
01:13:56.940 to the supermarket
01:13:57.760 or Mackie D's?
01:14:01.160 I like that question.
01:14:03.760 Very good.
01:14:04.780 Dunking on the underclass.
01:14:05.960 Pyjamas are also a shroud.
01:14:08.840 And here's one.
01:14:10.360 A customer service worker
01:14:11.460 is female.
01:14:12.300 She smiles
01:14:12.840 as she assists.
01:14:14.240 Is she
01:14:15.240 A.
01:14:16.040 Hitting on you?
01:14:17.320 B.
01:14:17.860 Doing the job
01:14:18.560 she is paid to do
01:14:19.400 and no more.
01:14:21.320 I quite like this one.
01:14:22.620 This was quite astute
01:14:23.460 because lots of people,
01:14:25.620 you know,
01:14:26.060 regular English people
01:14:27.000 even fall up on this.
01:14:29.020 And I've had it in my life
01:14:30.940 where people have been like,
01:14:32.420 oh,
01:14:32.520 they were really nice.
01:14:33.340 Was she,
01:14:33.940 like,
01:14:34.300 hitting on me?
01:14:34.720 I'm just like,
01:14:35.120 no,
01:14:35.340 they're just being friendly.
01:14:36.840 You're so starved of attention.
01:14:38.580 Fell for it again,
01:14:39.840 the wart.
01:14:40.380 Yeah.
01:14:40.740 It depends how
01:14:42.000 attractive you are.
01:14:47.400 Stelios is,
01:14:48.800 you sly or dog?
01:14:50.360 Stelios is like,
01:14:51.160 it's always a,
01:14:52.380 with the Stelios.
01:14:53.220 It's always a,
01:14:54.360 I'm a man,
01:14:56.920 damn it.
01:14:58.660 Stop looking at me like that.
01:15:00.540 So the final one for manners
01:15:02.300 is a series of questions.
01:15:03.940 Do you stop dead in shop doorways?
01:15:05.200 This is one that I hate the most.
01:15:06.960 This is very prevalent in Swindon
01:15:08.480 with its large Indian population
01:15:09.920 because they haven't quite
01:15:11.820 acclimatised to having
01:15:13.660 a civic sense of spatial awareness.
01:15:16.700 Escalators and things like that as well.
01:15:18.820 When walking down the street,
01:15:19.680 do you look more than two steps
01:15:21.540 in front of you?
01:15:23.520 This is true of a lot of people.
01:15:25.220 There's no one demographic.
01:15:27.100 You know,
01:15:27.420 plenty of teenagers
01:15:28.740 on their phones do this.
01:15:30.180 And when walking
01:15:30.700 with a group of people,
01:15:31.600 do you leave room for people
01:15:32.680 to pass going the other way?
01:15:34.560 This is something
01:15:35.120 I wish more people would do.
01:15:37.220 Fat people are guilty
01:15:38.200 of this one particularly.
01:15:39.560 They do take up more room
01:15:40.620 in the pavement,
01:15:41.340 but still,
01:15:42.580 they're not,
01:15:43.120 they're bumbling along
01:15:43.940 at a slow pace,
01:15:45.200 taking up all the pavement.
01:15:46.340 I don't want to have to step
01:15:47.160 in the road
01:15:47.500 and nearly get hit by a car
01:15:48.660 just to get around you
01:15:49.820 and I'm too impatient to wait.
01:15:51.460 So, yeah.
01:15:52.560 It's so idiotic
01:15:53.160 to do the fourth one.
01:15:54.620 I know.
01:15:56.140 I've seen it happen though.
01:15:57.860 Someone gets to the bus driver
01:16:00.000 after queuing
01:16:00.920 to get on the bus
01:16:01.840 and it's like,
01:16:02.560 does this bus go
01:16:03.620 to such and such place?
01:16:05.260 It'll be on the front
01:16:05.940 of the bus
01:16:06.400 in big letters.
01:16:08.000 It's like,
01:16:08.580 dear Lord,
01:16:09.920 are you sure you're okay
01:16:10.700 to be travelling on your own?
01:16:12.200 And then I've got
01:16:12.700 some questions for the pros.
01:16:14.400 So,
01:16:14.880 here are some difficult ones.
01:16:15.940 Do you know what
01:16:17.180 per capita means?
01:16:18.800 No, sir.
01:16:19.900 I didn't think so.
01:16:21.620 But one number's bigger
01:16:22.640 than the other.
01:16:23.160 I don't understand.
01:16:25.660 Also,
01:16:26.120 I forgot to mention,
01:16:27.200 when it comes to the,
01:16:29.100 do you return the shopping cart?
01:16:30.900 What I was going to say,
01:16:32.360 it would have been
01:16:32.660 a lot better if I did,
01:16:34.100 was,
01:16:34.780 no,
01:16:35.000 I actually use a basket.
01:16:37.660 This is a play
01:16:38.500 on the breakfast question,
01:16:39.420 isn't it?
01:16:39.680 Didn't work.
01:16:40.220 And here's
01:16:42.280 a big brain
01:16:43.660 meta question.
01:16:45.640 Do you respond
01:16:46.140 to any of the wrong answers
01:16:47.440 with any variant of
01:16:48.540 lol,
01:16:49.040 why do you care though?
01:16:50.700 Because of course,
01:16:51.540 we've seen this,
01:16:52.800 where people get called out
01:16:54.260 on their poor behaviour
01:16:55.880 publicly.
01:16:57.040 And it's like,
01:16:57.400 why do you care?
01:16:58.480 What was it to you?
01:16:59.560 Is it,
01:17:00.000 you know,
01:17:01.100 which is,
01:17:01.700 of course,
01:17:02.380 a very low IQ response.
01:17:03.560 Because it affects you
01:17:04.220 every single day
01:17:05.400 at this point
01:17:06.420 in some capacity
01:17:07.640 or another.
01:17:08.700 So,
01:17:09.040 why have I designed this?
01:17:11.140 What's the real purpose
01:17:12.440 of this segment?
01:17:13.760 Well,
01:17:14.260 I read this
01:17:15.080 and I thought it was
01:17:15.820 very good
01:17:16.500 and I'm going to
01:17:18.280 read it to you.
01:17:19.240 You didn't need
01:17:20.140 to be a crime victim
01:17:21.180 to feel it.
01:17:21.880 It wasn't just
01:17:22.420 in the air.
01:17:23.580 This clicks
01:17:24.080 when you watch
01:17:24.600 somebody blast videos
01:17:25.580 on subway speakers
01:17:26.860 or underground train,
01:17:30.780 bus,
01:17:31.240 any form of transport really.
01:17:33.080 Nobody else
01:17:33.600 in the subway car moves.
01:17:35.300 Nobody speaks.
01:17:36.140 They're all running
01:17:36.600 the same calculation.
01:17:37.900 This person
01:17:38.460 already broke
01:17:39.400 the basic social contract.
01:17:41.280 So,
01:17:41.460 what else would they break?
01:17:42.640 Someone who forces
01:17:43.540 30 strangers
01:17:44.280 to listen to their
01:17:45.000 TikTok videos
01:17:45.780 has already announced
01:17:46.800 they don't follow rules
01:17:47.800 or care about consequences.
01:17:49.680 So,
01:17:50.080 when you think about
01:17:50.680 tapping their shoulder,
01:17:51.600 you're not wondering
01:17:52.140 if they'll turn it down.
01:17:53.200 You're wondering
01:17:53.580 if they'll stab you.
01:17:55.000 The antisocial behavior
01:17:56.080 works because
01:17:56.880 everyone else
01:17:57.940 does the math
01:17:58.600 and decides
01:17:59.040 their discomfort
01:17:59.840 or their comfort,
01:18:00.920 sorry,
01:18:01.480 isn't worth finding out
01:18:02.480 whether this person's
01:18:03.220 boundaries actually,
01:18:05.060 where these person's
01:18:06.320 boundaries actually end.
01:18:07.220 it's soft terrorism.
01:18:08.900 And I think that this
01:18:09.480 is a good characterization
01:18:10.600 of it.
01:18:11.620 Someone's basically
01:18:12.440 holding a whole group
01:18:13.460 of people to ransom
01:18:14.380 through the potential
01:18:16.160 threat of violence
01:18:17.240 because in a perfect world
01:18:19.520 where we knew
01:18:20.140 that people wouldn't
01:18:21.340 be violent,
01:18:22.220 people would say
01:18:22.980 something,
01:18:23.320 wouldn't they?
01:18:23.780 And they'd feel
01:18:24.160 comfortable doing so.
01:18:25.000 Yeah,
01:18:25.140 this is why so many
01:18:26.120 of the people
01:18:26.660 that you see
01:18:27.400 on the buses
01:18:29.040 or on the trains
01:18:29.840 who are blaring
01:18:30.620 their music out,
01:18:31.580 why people don't
01:18:32.460 just go over to them
01:18:33.240 and say,
01:18:33.560 excuse me,
01:18:33.900 can you turn it down
01:18:34.580 please,
01:18:34.880 or turn it off
01:18:35.580 because they're scared
01:18:36.940 of the repercussions.
01:18:38.140 What will happen
01:18:38.620 if they intervene?
01:18:39.880 I still do it anyway
01:18:40.980 but then not everyone's
01:18:42.460 as crazy as me.
01:18:44.200 Formidable.
01:18:44.940 Yes,
01:18:45.500 the formidable firm.
01:18:46.740 Tenacious.
01:18:48.200 I'm a big guy.
01:18:49.380 I can get away with it.
01:18:51.160 The threat never gets spoken,
01:18:52.520 never gets recorded
01:18:53.180 in any crime database
01:18:54.280 but it controls
01:18:55.020 every interaction
01:18:56.020 and that's the key point here.
01:18:57.580 This is a new way
01:18:58.420 to view these sorts of things.
01:18:59.500 They're not just,
01:19:00.080 you know,
01:19:00.300 I had some innocent fun
01:19:01.200 with it
01:19:01.560 but actually there is
01:19:02.500 a dark undertone to this
01:19:03.800 that it's someone
01:19:05.000 announcing that they
01:19:06.040 don't care about
01:19:06.960 wider society
01:19:07.800 and then they're willing
01:19:09.040 to go against the norms
01:19:10.260 and so it suggests
01:19:11.780 that they're going
01:19:12.420 to hurt you basically.
01:19:14.380 You hear someone
01:19:15.040 playing music out loud,
01:19:16.900 it means that
01:19:17.880 there's a higher chance
01:19:18.860 that they're going
01:19:19.440 to try and hurt you.
01:19:20.960 It's that simple really
01:19:22.380 and this extract
01:19:23.580 by the way to credit
01:19:24.820 comes from this guy,
01:19:26.740 I think it's from
01:19:27.500 his newsletter,
01:19:29.240 I've never heard of him before,
01:19:30.320 I just saw the extract
01:19:31.300 by chance on Twitter
01:19:33.120 and it got me thinking
01:19:34.300 about this sort of thing
01:19:35.340 and actually,
01:19:36.700 yes,
01:19:37.100 these sorts of behaviours
01:19:38.340 they're not just restricted
01:19:41.060 to migrant communities
01:19:42.580 or people from abroad,
01:19:44.060 they are also present
01:19:45.360 domestically
01:19:45.980 even before mass migration
01:19:47.420 to a certain extent
01:19:48.700 but it was limited enough
01:19:50.400 that we didn't feel
01:19:52.980 this same sense,
01:19:53.840 we felt like we could
01:19:54.520 police ourselves
01:19:55.360 but now it's to the sense
01:19:57.300 of not only are there people
01:20:00.100 who simply just don't know
01:20:01.420 our norms
01:20:01.980 but also it lowers
01:20:03.280 the boundary
01:20:04.040 for our own domestic people
01:20:07.040 because it's like
01:20:09.160 the broken window effect,
01:20:10.500 well there are other people
01:20:11.220 on the bus playing their music,
01:20:12.360 why can't I?
01:20:13.080 and so not only is it
01:20:15.200 the new arrivals,
01:20:16.180 it's also the natives
01:20:17.160 that are having their standards
01:20:18.280 lowered just by being
01:20:19.460 in the presence of these people
01:20:20.800 and what it does is
01:20:22.460 it just makes people
01:20:23.200 more afraid of being out
01:20:24.560 and about in everyday life
01:20:27.160 and that's obviously
01:20:28.340 not a good thing
01:20:29.320 but it hasn't received
01:20:30.500 nearly as much attention
01:20:31.460 as the serious problem
01:20:32.880 that it is
01:20:33.440 because it's presented
01:20:34.600 as a petty convenience
01:20:35.580 actually is one of those things
01:20:37.600 that is a looming threat
01:20:38.620 that affects everyone's life
01:20:40.580 in the modern
01:20:41.840 mass migration world.
01:20:44.360 I think there is a distinction
01:20:45.420 between very combative
01:20:47.420 and reconciliatory behaviours.
01:20:49.540 I think these are the terms
01:20:50.680 and when people are polite
01:20:51.940 they show that they have
01:20:53.860 the ability to be reconciliatory
01:20:56.680 when it comes to minor social friction
01:20:59.460 that happens every day
01:21:01.620 so they show,
01:21:02.700 yeah listen,
01:21:03.180 I'm prepared to look past that
01:21:06.360 and move on,
01:21:07.620 move forward.
01:21:08.620 The people you're describing
01:21:09.900 and the people who are
01:21:11.240 routinely acting
01:21:12.420 as if they don't care
01:21:13.600 about the people around them
01:21:14.840 they show,
01:21:16.440 basically they're signalling
01:21:17.840 unintentionally perhaps
01:21:19.260 that they're very aggressive
01:21:20.660 and that they are not going
01:21:22.400 to reconcile with others.
01:21:23.820 They're basically anti-
01:21:25.200 They are looking for trouble.
01:21:26.760 They're basically anti-civilisational
01:21:28.360 aren't they?
01:21:29.780 They're thumbing their nose
01:21:30.900 at the notion of a civil society
01:21:33.000 and civilisation more generally.
01:21:35.020 But if you do care about civilisation
01:21:36.580 perhaps you should check out
01:21:37.560 my YouTube channel
01:21:38.320 because I've got lots of videos there
01:21:40.540 I've got a new one on the way soon
01:21:41.900 and yes,
01:21:43.720 hope you enjoyed this.
01:21:44.660 Something a bit different
01:21:45.480 from my usual segments
01:21:46.500 but hopefully it was a bit of fun
01:21:48.160 with a good moral lesson
01:21:49.280 in the end.
01:21:50.820 Thank you for watching
01:21:51.600 and goodbye.
01:21:52.080 Not from the whole podcast though.
01:21:55.520 No, no.
01:21:56.440 I would just say particular as well
01:21:57.900 go watch Josh's camping video
01:21:59.520 because that one in particular
01:22:01.180 is something you can take
01:22:03.020 in bolding your daily life
01:22:04.080 that's really helpful.
01:22:05.060 Oh, well, thank you.
01:22:07.040 Do you want to go through
01:22:08.020 your rumble?
01:22:08.980 Oh, yes, of course.
01:22:10.920 Habsification says
01:22:11.980 the alternative platforms
01:22:13.160 independent media
01:22:13.960 and citizen journalists
01:22:14.820 are like a hydra
01:22:15.880 to the EU.
01:22:17.300 They take one down
01:22:18.560 and two more
01:22:19.120 will take its place.
01:22:20.980 That's very true, yes.
01:22:23.020 And Sigil Stone
01:22:23.780 intelligence is racist,
01:22:25.400 yeah, because smart people
01:22:26.340 start noticing things.
01:22:28.200 Pattern recognition
01:22:29.040 is a sign of intelligence,
01:22:30.520 yes.
01:22:32.520 Sigil Stone says
01:22:33.400 Oh, I got a great
01:22:34.220 grocery IQ question.
01:22:36.060 Do you wash your chicken
01:22:37.080 with dish soap
01:22:38.000 with bleach?
01:22:38.720 If yes, with bleach
01:22:39.660 instantly committed
01:22:41.080 to a care home.
01:22:41.900 OK.
01:22:43.700 Yes, please don't do that.
01:22:45.720 It's unnecessary
01:22:46.280 and it's weird.
01:22:49.020 Tom Rat says
01:22:49.900 we will maintain our freedom
01:22:51.480 by ensuring our press
01:22:52.500 supports our freedom
01:22:53.340 in our democracy
01:22:54.140 even if it means
01:22:55.040 we have to deploy
01:22:55.820 our boot boys
01:22:56.920 with our billy clubs
01:22:57.980 and send you out
01:22:58.780 to our gulags.
01:23:01.040 Very clever.
01:23:03.060 Habsification says
01:23:03.880 I think I found a way
01:23:04.680 to gamify
01:23:05.240 to increase the
01:23:06.400 indigenous population
01:23:07.240 birth rates.
01:23:09.740 Not sure.
01:23:10.740 No context.
01:23:12.060 OK, I'll read
01:23:13.720 the top one.
01:23:14.540 Oh, I see.
01:23:15.200 Only open to
01:23:15.920 3.5 million women.
01:23:17.320 Must be married.
01:23:18.200 Lower taxes each child born
01:23:19.540 with lower taxes
01:23:20.300 if you have 12 kids.
01:23:21.900 You'll never pay
01:23:22.620 any type of taxes
01:23:23.460 and all goods and services
01:23:24.600 are half-priced forever.
01:23:26.840 Now the two work together
01:23:28.000 to make sense.
01:23:28.800 I want to be very selective
01:23:29.760 about which 3.5 million, please.
01:23:34.000 Skiddon says
01:23:34.760 what if I got hit by the train?
01:23:37.260 You get points for that.
01:23:38.720 Trying to film yourself
01:23:39.780 in front.
01:23:40.160 Unless, of course,
01:23:42.120 you delay me.
01:23:43.280 I had someone jump
01:23:44.040 in front of my train
01:23:44.920 when I was coming back
01:23:45.880 from Christmas
01:23:46.500 and it made me really grumpy.
01:23:48.040 I was just like
01:23:48.400 if that person's alive again
01:23:49.680 I'd kill them all over.
01:23:51.400 Such a selfish thing to do.
01:23:53.380 Jump in front of a train.
01:23:54.580 You not only traumatise
01:23:55.780 the driver
01:23:56.280 and the people
01:23:56.720 that have to clean
01:23:57.360 your gelatinous goo off
01:23:59.560 but you delay a whole
01:24:00.980 group of people.
01:24:03.220 Bobababad says
01:24:04.560 comparing IQ
01:24:05.180 between race and age
01:24:06.180 is the show
01:24:07.180 Are you smarter
01:24:08.040 than a fifth grader?
01:24:09.180 Now a racist dog whistle.
01:24:11.240 Can you tell
01:24:12.080 when they answer questions
01:24:13.740 or try to grope the women
01:24:15.040 and scam the host?
01:24:17.480 Yeah, we need a modern day.
01:24:18.540 I'll leave one comment
01:24:19.820 from sister Texas gal.
01:24:22.320 Oh, sure.
01:24:22.900 She says
01:24:23.340 Good day, brother Luca
01:24:24.320 brother Josh
01:24:25.120 and brother Stelios.
01:24:26.600 Good day to you as well.
01:24:27.660 Good day.
01:24:27.820 Good day.
01:24:29.360 Sigil Stone says
01:24:30.040 the proper answer
01:24:30.640 is you scratch your arse
01:24:31.740 and then eat with your hands
01:24:33.120 knuckles deep
01:24:33.760 both times.
01:24:35.760 That's grim, that is.
01:24:37.320 Dear me.
01:24:37.880 Sandwings raging.
01:24:39.040 I recommend
01:24:39.480 just never leaving the house.
01:24:41.120 Thank you
01:24:41.740 from our resident shut-in.
01:24:43.120 I think you've almost
01:24:44.340 embodied that one
01:24:45.280 haven't you
01:24:45.620 apart from one day a week
01:24:46.780 now coming here?
01:24:47.920 I've been a bit
01:24:48.460 of a social butterfly
01:24:49.380 recently, thank you very much.
01:24:51.180 I've been out
01:24:52.400 at least the past
01:24:53.600 four days in a row.
01:24:55.720 Habsification
01:24:56.200 if the indigenous women
01:24:57.580 has 16 kids
01:24:58.480 and still married
01:24:59.140 will never have to pay
01:25:00.180 any taxes and 70%
01:25:01.320 that's
01:25:02.560 I don't like this idea
01:25:03.900 of giving people tax cuts
01:25:05.020 for churning out kids
01:25:06.820 because in Britain
01:25:08.400 the people who have
01:25:09.140 the most children
01:25:09.760 are either very rich
01:25:11.780 and can afford it
01:25:12.740 okay, that's fine
01:25:13.780 or very poor
01:25:14.680 and I've got to pay for it
01:25:15.840 which is annoying.
01:25:17.640 That's random names
01:25:18.520 so social IQ
01:25:19.220 seems to be just a fancy way
01:25:20.520 of saying conscientiousness
01:25:21.980 just like EQ
01:25:22.960 is a fancy way
01:25:23.620 of saying empathy
01:25:24.380 which ironically enough
01:25:25.640 is something directly
01:25:27.040 proportionate to one's IQ
01:25:28.300 which is true
01:25:29.060 yes, the two do correlate
01:25:30.200 and there's still a debate
01:25:31.040 in psychology
01:25:31.660 about whether they should be
01:25:33.180 the same thing.
01:25:34.600 The engaged few
01:25:35.200 says in Josh's Britain
01:25:36.260 Bluetooth speaker violators
01:25:37.700 can legally
01:25:38.700 be garrotted
01:25:40.000 by other passengers
01:25:40.920 I mean
01:25:42.100 something like that
01:25:44.880 maybe not garrotted
01:25:45.720 flogged
01:25:47.240 that's a random name
01:25:48.700 black female co-worker
01:25:49.660 got into an argument
01:25:50.420 with some of the
01:25:51.400 white ladies at work
01:25:52.240 they couldn't understand
01:25:53.040 how she could keep
01:25:53.820 her phone on speaker
01:25:54.740 in public
01:25:55.280 she just kept repeating
01:25:56.520 it and didn't bother her
01:25:57.800 yeah, she doesn't think
01:25:59.960 of other people
01:26:00.700 it's funny that
01:26:01.580 perfectly believable
01:26:02.580 she eventually got fired
01:26:04.100 because all she did
01:26:04.820 was talk instead of working
01:26:06.060 she tried to sue
01:26:07.160 for racism
01:26:07.840 fair enough
01:26:09.740 brilliant
01:26:10.260 occupant says
01:26:12.180 the correct response
01:26:12.860 to someone using
01:26:13.440 the speakerphone
01:26:13.960 in public
01:26:14.320 is to join in
01:26:15.080 the conversation
01:26:15.720 when they say
01:26:16.200 it's a private conversation
01:26:17.140 point out that
01:26:17.760 private conversations
01:26:18.620 are kept private
01:26:19.380 I like your
01:26:20.700 passive aggressive style
01:26:21.780 my favourite thing
01:26:23.120 is to have a loud
01:26:24.340 conversation
01:26:25.000 with someone next to me
01:26:26.320 saying how much
01:26:26.900 I hate people
01:26:27.460 talking on speakerphone
01:26:28.500 in a very passive
01:26:29.360 aggressive way
01:26:30.000 last time I did that
01:26:31.140 on a train to London
01:26:31.880 the woman actually
01:26:32.620 talking on speakerphone
01:26:33.540 got up and moved
01:26:34.360 oh really?
01:26:35.260 yeah
01:26:35.860 well I just went
01:26:36.720 and had a speakerphone
01:26:37.980 conversation
01:26:38.580 in the hallway
01:26:39.460 in the correct place
01:26:40.900 based ape says
01:26:43.160 I have a high social IQ
01:26:44.580 Stelios can't understand
01:26:45.700 my high level genius
01:26:46.840 what do you say
01:26:48.500 to that Stelios?
01:26:50.440 he says based
01:26:51.540 but he also says ape
01:26:52.780 we're all apes
01:26:55.460 Stelios
01:26:55.900 technically
01:26:56.500 we're all apes
01:26:57.500 right
01:26:57.880 video comment
01:27:05.260 it's a lovely cat
01:27:32.000 yeah
01:27:32.300 I love cats
01:27:33.220 getting more confident
01:27:34.220 as it went
01:27:34.780 I love how cats
01:27:35.720 are always
01:27:36.240 fascinated
01:27:37.380 and terrified
01:27:38.240 of water
01:27:38.800 simultaneously
01:27:39.740 the Adeptus Arbites
01:27:42.940 are meant to be
01:27:43.380 a satire of
01:27:43.940 authoritarian
01:27:44.400 and brutal police
01:27:45.200 but if I told you
01:27:45.940 that the party
01:27:46.440 of the Lotus Eaters
01:27:47.140 won the 2030 UK election
01:27:48.480 and sent in the
01:27:49.180 Lotus Arbites
01:27:49.900 to stop the sorts
01:27:50.600 of people we see
01:27:51.160 in sections
01:27:51.560 from this podcast
01:27:52.160 who would you support
01:27:53.020 when watching this video?
01:27:54.300 Attention scum
01:27:55.600 prepare for sentencing
01:27:57.660 that was very very loud
01:28:14.800 but still easier to listen
01:28:16.260 to than Ursula and
01:28:17.100 von der Leyen in that video
01:28:18.620 yes we do need
01:28:19.780 people like that
01:28:20.400 going through
01:28:20.920 and forcing the rules
01:28:21.920 I was discussing
01:28:22.620 in my segment
01:28:23.780 hello Lotus Eaters
01:28:25.760 today
01:28:26.160 I'm at Loch Ness
01:28:27.960 beautiful day
01:28:30.360 as well
01:28:30.660 beautiful
01:28:31.560 I was just at
01:28:32.200 Loch Castle as well
01:28:33.320 very nice
01:28:34.140 brought the Islander
01:28:36.300 I was taking pictures
01:28:37.620 with that
01:28:38.000 and climbing Ben Nevis
01:28:39.160 with it tomorrow
01:28:39.820 I'll also share
01:28:41.320 some pictures
01:28:42.660 with it today
01:28:43.860 actually
01:28:44.200 so see you then
01:28:45.400 I hope by the time
01:28:46.880 you see it
01:28:47.580 it went well
01:28:48.460 it looks a lovely day
01:28:49.680 for Ben Nevis
01:28:50.220 to be fair
01:28:50.800 hey sheep
01:28:52.520 bye Islander
01:28:55.560 this should be the video
01:28:59.780 where you do
01:29:00.820 the marketing campaign
01:29:02.220 for Islander
01:29:03.140 sheep breeding Islander
01:29:04.620 yeah
01:29:04.700 right
01:29:06.200 we've got another
01:29:07.420 rumble rant there
01:29:08.200 do we have another video?
01:29:13.580 nope
01:29:13.800 right
01:29:14.240 the comments
01:29:15.600 okay
01:29:17.640 do you want to go
01:29:18.160 from your segment
01:29:18.820 Stelius
01:29:19.160 yeah
01:29:20.060 so
01:29:20.620 North FC
01:29:21.360 Zuma says
01:29:22.140 the Stelius is back
01:29:23.580 good video on AA
01:29:24.980 I'm too low IQ
01:29:26.540 to understand who won
01:29:27.700 but Stelius is a martial arts man
01:29:29.580 and AA is a bit chubby
01:29:31.380 so Stelius wins
01:29:32.500 I think that's the most
01:29:34.040 the best criterion
01:29:35.580 for intellectual exchanges
01:29:37.640 you know
01:29:38.520 who knows martial arts
01:29:40.060 right
01:29:40.860 okay
01:29:41.160 the UK will be taxed
01:29:42.780 into oblivion
01:29:43.240 right
01:29:43.540 Ash F
01:29:44.500 they heavily tax
01:29:46.140 cigarettes and alcohol
01:29:47.520 to reduce their consumption
01:29:48.980 but think the result
01:29:50.760 would be different
01:29:51.460 when they heavily tax productivity
01:29:53.320 yep
01:29:55.340 yeah
01:29:55.760 just
01:29:56.600 textbook leftists
01:29:58.260 Jimbo G
01:29:59.760 reminds me of an old joke
01:30:01.480 we need to address
01:30:02.420 the 20 million
01:30:03.280 billion black hole
01:30:04.840 what do you mean
01:30:06.020 you don't want
01:30:06.700 to fix the 40 billion
01:30:08.140 black hole
01:30:08.760 how are we supposed
01:30:09.900 to fix the 50 billion
01:30:11.440 black hole
01:30:12.040 with that attitude
01:30:13.160 that's a great comment
01:30:14.500 right
01:30:16.300 Alex Ogle
01:30:17.580 my Islander 4
01:30:18.800 has arrived
01:30:19.400 via Canada Post
01:30:20.840 risky venture at best
01:30:22.440 and I'm glad to see
01:30:24.060 Luca has fixed
01:30:25.020 his variant spelling
01:30:26.220 that should drive up
01:30:29.380 the value
01:30:29.820 of the first three issues
01:30:30.980 as more are
01:30:31.920 added to the catalogue
01:30:33.860 I'm glad to see
01:30:34.940 that I've done that too
01:30:35.920 I'll try to keep at it
01:30:37.500 George Happ says
01:30:38.720 taxation is theft
01:30:40.400 doubly so
01:30:41.680 when the intention
01:30:43.160 when they intend
01:30:44.500 to get what your parents
01:30:45.600 built
01:30:45.960 their whole lives
01:30:47.120 absolutely
01:30:47.980 leads people to
01:30:49.000 you know
01:30:49.540 just massive spending
01:30:50.920 and just ridiculous
01:30:52.680 lifestyle
01:30:53.400 spending lifestyle
01:30:54.800 Henry Ashman says
01:30:56.180 the inheritance tax rate
01:30:57.620 just makes me feel
01:30:58.600 like the state
01:30:59.380 hates parents
01:31:00.540 investing in their children
01:31:01.780 yeah
01:31:02.600 I wouldn't be surprised
01:31:04.740 if they were on board
01:31:05.780 with the leftists
01:31:06.500 who wanted to randomly
01:31:07.500 assign newborn babies
01:31:09.260 to parents
01:31:09.860 to stop people
01:31:10.700 caring about the child
01:31:11.780 they raise
01:31:12.260 if they try to take
01:31:14.020 my assets when I die
01:31:15.380 or tax everything
01:31:16.620 I've ever given
01:31:17.240 to any potential children
01:31:18.760 I'd rather
01:31:19.480 spuff it on a billboard
01:31:21.260 telling them
01:31:22.400 where to shove it
01:31:23.500 the day
01:31:24.000 before the
01:31:25.420 NHS
01:31:26.080 euthanizes me
01:31:27.080 for being too expensive
01:31:28.160 under the
01:31:28.800 assisted dying bill
01:31:29.980 it's all so
01:31:32.260 poetry
01:31:32.660 yeah
01:31:33.300 shall I read a few
01:31:34.640 and one more
01:31:35.600 Janvi
01:31:36.120 says
01:31:36.700 afternoon
01:31:37.260 Stelios
01:31:37.820 Josh
01:31:38.260 and Luca
01:31:38.880 the inheritance
01:31:39.700 the inheritance tax
01:31:41.800 just sounds like a scam
01:31:43.220 to steal money
01:31:43.840 from people
01:31:44.380 does the NHS
01:31:45.460 have some
01:31:46.660 organization
01:31:47.360 where people
01:31:47.980 can report
01:31:48.920 things like
01:31:49.580 fraud or waste
01:31:50.520 I think it probably
01:31:52.340 does
01:31:52.860 but I think
01:31:54.000 that
01:31:54.360 there's so much
01:31:55.760 of it
01:31:56.040 that it's
01:31:56.600 an insurmountable
01:31:57.860 task really
01:31:58.740 I'll read
01:32:01.060 it from
01:32:01.320 Anoni
01:32:02.360 Roulette
01:32:02.940 says
01:32:03.520 my favourite
01:32:04.400 is when
01:32:05.060 most of the
01:32:05.940 Lithuanian
01:32:06.700 independent
01:32:07.220 journalists
01:32:07.840 turned out
01:32:08.320 to be
01:32:08.580 directly funded
01:32:09.320 by USAID
01:32:10.420 and Open
01:32:11.440 Society
01:32:12.080 yeah
01:32:13.320 many such
01:32:14.880 cases
01:32:15.380 Roman Observer
01:32:16.520 says
01:32:16.960 is the far
01:32:17.720 right funded
01:32:18.260 by Russia
01:32:18.920 or is Russia
01:32:19.720 funded by the
01:32:20.460 far right
01:32:21.300 Henry Ashman
01:32:24.380 says
01:32:24.820 the longer
01:32:25.720 it goes on
01:32:26.580 under
01:32:27.060 Ursula von
01:32:27.800 der Leyen
01:32:28.240 the more
01:32:29.260 it feels
01:32:29.620 like the
01:32:29.960 EU
01:32:30.140 is just
01:32:30.560 another
01:32:30.860 German
01:32:31.340 takeover
01:32:32.000 of continental
01:32:32.720 Europe
01:32:33.160 by the
01:32:33.560 back door
01:32:34.080 third time's
01:32:35.280 their charm
01:32:35.680 though
01:32:35.900 it's the
01:32:37.260 front door
01:32:37.700 at this
01:32:38.000 point
01:32:38.360 I'm sure
01:32:40.560 the Germans
01:32:41.000 are more
01:32:41.260 into the
01:32:41.540 back door
01:32:41.840 aren't they
01:32:42.160 sorry
01:32:43.160 lowering the
01:32:44.400 tone again
01:32:45.000 oh dear
01:32:45.640 instead of
01:32:46.840 comparing them
01:32:47.500 to the Soviets
01:32:48.160 maybe it's
01:32:48.740 time to start
01:32:49.300 comparing them
01:32:49.980 to the other
01:32:50.560 no we
01:32:51.520 we shan't
01:32:52.040 be that
01:32:52.380 that lazy
01:32:53.240 Henry
01:32:54.100 but yes
01:32:55.000 it is definitely
01:32:55.880 another German
01:32:56.820 power grab
01:32:57.460 you're quite
01:32:57.860 right
01:32:58.220 alpha of the
01:32:59.420 betas
01:32:59.780 our democracy
01:33:00.760 is a euphemism
01:33:01.920 for the status
01:33:02.660 quo of lies
01:33:03.500 manipulation
01:33:04.200 and centralized
01:33:05.060 control
01:33:05.780 quite true
01:33:06.780 and az desert
01:33:08.260 rat says
01:33:08.840 if you're going
01:33:09.700 to be a public
01:33:10.520 official or in
01:33:11.500 the public eye
01:33:12.200 be ready for
01:33:13.160 public criticism
01:33:13.960 yeah
01:33:14.600 remarkable how
01:33:16.160 many public
01:33:16.740 officials can't
01:33:17.600 seem to
01:33:17.960 understand this
01:33:18.820 yes
01:33:19.640 especially
01:33:21.060 the MPs
01:33:22.080 in Britain
01:33:22.520 I will say
01:33:23.280 as well
01:33:23.700 people will
01:33:24.920 say mean
01:33:25.840 things about
01:33:26.440 you
01:33:26.660 yeah
01:33:27.240 why do the
01:33:28.860 British choose
01:33:29.440 to use a
01:33:30.000 knife and fork
01:33:30.600 for a burger
01:33:31.220 I said
01:33:32.460 sometimes for
01:33:33.340 a burger
01:33:33.780 and that's
01:33:34.260 only if
01:33:34.720 its structural
01:33:35.280 integrity
01:33:35.700 is such
01:33:36.320 that it's
01:33:36.720 falling apart
01:33:37.380 and I
01:33:37.680 couldn't
01:33:37.860 possibly
01:33:38.160 pick it
01:33:38.600 up
01:33:38.840 with my
01:33:39.420 hands
01:33:39.700 sometimes
01:33:40.080 I get
01:33:40.480 burgers
01:33:40.820 that are
01:33:41.100 too big
01:33:41.680 to physically
01:33:42.800 get my
01:33:43.260 mouth around
01:33:43.880 because
01:33:44.380 why wouldn't
01:33:45.900 you
01:33:46.160 with a burger
01:33:46.860 it is a
01:33:47.660 question of
01:33:48.580 circumstance
01:33:49.220 yes
01:33:50.640 I take
01:33:51.200 burgers
01:33:51.600 by a
01:33:51.920 case-by-case
01:33:52.400 basis
01:33:52.960 someone online
01:33:56.480 says I have
01:33:57.200 such a low
01:33:57.820 social IQ
01:33:58.460 that they
01:33:58.860 slap me
01:33:59.200 with an
01:33:59.440 Asperger's
01:34:00.100 diagnosis
01:34:00.660 welcome to
01:34:02.880 our audience
01:34:03.480 and the
01:34:05.340 panel
01:34:05.580 actually
01:34:06.000 Colin P
01:34:07.800 says
01:34:08.140 another question
01:34:08.940 for Josh's
01:34:09.400 IQ test
01:34:10.100 at the
01:34:10.700 self-service
01:34:11.200 checkout
01:34:11.560 do you
01:34:12.000 A get
01:34:12.440 your bag
01:34:12.840 ready
01:34:13.120 before starting
01:34:14.480 to scan
01:34:14.900 your items
01:34:15.440 or B
01:34:15.940 scan your
01:34:16.420 items
01:34:16.720 then get
01:34:17.260 your bag
01:34:17.680 out
01:34:17.900 and put
01:34:18.380 your
01:34:18.520 shopping
01:34:18.800 in
01:34:19.060 that is
01:34:19.840 a good
01:34:20.080 one
01:34:20.320 and then
01:34:20.800 I'm going
01:34:21.080 to quickly
01:34:21.420 read this
01:34:21.800 rumble
01:34:22.020 rant
01:34:22.240 before it
01:34:22.680 gets
01:34:22.860 forgotten
01:34:23.280 Shimo
01:34:24.060 says
01:34:24.500 freedom
01:34:25.320 isn't a
01:34:25.820 right
01:34:26.000 it's a
01:34:26.380 duty
01:34:26.640 everything
01:34:27.040 else
01:34:27.420 are rights
01:34:27.960 given to
01:34:28.680 use
01:34:29.040 of that
01:34:30.040 sacred
01:34:30.460 duty
01:34:30.940 yeah
01:34:32.720 well said
01:34:33.500 well said
01:34:34.320 all right
01:34:36.300 well that's all
01:34:37.640 we've got time
01:34:38.160 for today
01:34:38.620 ladies and
01:34:38.980 gentlemen
01:34:39.180 I hope you've
01:34:39.800 enjoyed the
01:34:40.220 show today
01:34:40.740 and we will
01:34:41.680 see you at
01:34:42.300 1pm
01:34:42.780 tomorrow
01:34:43.200 have a good
01:34:43.820 day
01:34:44.140 you
01:34:57.700 you
01:34:58.700 you
01:35:00.740 you
01:35:12.480 you
01:35:13.100 Thank you.
01:35:43.100 Thank you.