The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1231

00:00:00.000 Who are the men that pick for scraps amongst the ruins at the end of history?

00:00:07.000 You should know, because you encounter them every day.

00:00:10.000 Between the towering buildings of a fallen empire,

00:00:13.000 we find the Fellaheen, the historyless men, 1.00

00:00:17.000 who know nothing of the turning of the cosmic wheel

00:00:20.000 and find themselves outside of civilization itself.

00:00:23.000 Cut loose from the great chain of being,

00:00:26.000 they represent the low into which our dying culture will return.

00:00:31.000 That is, unless we choose to take up the burden once again.

00:00:36.000 This Fellaheen condition is the subject we explore in issue 4 of Islander Magazine.

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00:00:50.000 Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.

00:00:51.000 Welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Seaters for Friday the 15th of August 2024.

00:00:55.000 2024. Nope.

00:00:57.000 2025.

00:00:58.000 I'm joined by Harry and Nick.

00:00:59.000 Even half, we were closer to 2026 than 2024 at this point.

00:01:03.000 Listen man, it's still 1999 in my...

00:01:05.000 Oh.

00:01:08.000 Yeah, right.

00:01:09.000 Today we're going to be talking about how London is actually safe and vibrant, 0.96

00:01:12.000 and you're just a racist. 0.87

00:01:14.000 How Hasan Piker is totally cooked, 0.99

00:01:18.000 and is probably about to trude out.

00:01:20.000 That's your niche theory, not mine.

00:01:23.000 I think I can substantiate it.

00:01:26.000 And how Sidney Sweeney is in fact an Aryan goddess, 0.92

00:01:29.000 according to very resentful black women who write for the New Yorker. 1.00

00:01:33.000 So it should be fun and lighthearted. 0.98

00:01:35.000 Let's start.

00:01:37.000 Do you want to plug Islander?

00:01:38.000 Was that video sufficient?

00:01:39.000 The video was plugging Islander.

00:01:41.000 Go by.

00:01:42.000 Thank you to all of our editors and backstage guys for being able to find the most photogenic

00:01:47.000 angles of me for all of these promo videos that we do now.

00:01:51.000 It's incredible.

00:01:52.000 Hard work.

00:01:53.000 All right.

00:01:54.000 Yes, I thought we...

00:01:55.000 Oh, hang on.

00:01:56.000 That's not right.

00:01:57.000 You got the wrong one up, Samson.

00:01:58.000 Wrong way.

00:01:59.000 So...

00:02:00.000 There we go.

00:02:01.000 So... 0.98

00:02:02.000 Basically, we're going to talk about London and why it's safe and vibrant, you racist. 0.76

00:02:08.000 So if you don't think London is the safest, most vibrant city ever, you're basically a 0.97

00:02:12.000 big racist.

00:02:13.000 And this has been blowing up online.

00:02:14.000 And I'm not quite sure who put the memo out.

00:02:16.000 It seemed to start with Fraser Nelson's article saying why Britain is totally safe and has no

00:02:21.000 crime and sort of go on from there.

00:02:23.000 You get to a series of people posting and it's become the new thing you've got to post

00:02:26.000 that London is safe and vibrant.

00:02:28.000 I was only mugged three times.

00:02:29.000 I was only mugged three times.

00:02:30.000 Really, it's getting better, guys.

00:02:31.000 It's normal to have your phone stolen.

00:02:33.000 Seth Rogen getting his car broken into an LA.

00:02:36.000 That's just city life, bro.

00:02:37.000 City life.

00:02:38.000 And now we've imported that over here too.

00:02:39.000 All of the Brit libs are kind of virtue signaling.

00:02:42.000 London's so wonderful.

00:02:43.000 I just used to watch muggings on my street every week. 1.00

00:02:45.000 Yeah.

00:02:46.000 What's more vibrant than phone insurance after all?

00:02:48.000 I got my phone stolen on my high street.

00:02:51.000 Yeah.

00:02:52.000 Yeah.

00:02:53.000 It's happened to me.

00:02:54.000 And now I never get out.

00:02:55.000 If I do, I'm like hunched in a corner.

00:02:56.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:02:57.000 It's ridiculous. 0.99

00:02:58.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.98

00:02:59.000 But Lewis Goodall is here to tell you why, in fact, this is all great and normal. 0.95

00:03:04.000 And it's only Richard Nixon telling you that it's not.

00:03:07.000 Really?

00:03:08.000 That's a throwback.

00:03:09.000 Do I press this?

00:03:10.000 This role that the city has come to have.

00:03:13.000 And as I say, to some extent, it's been part of sort of right wing politics for a long time,

00:03:17.000 going all the way back to Richard Nixon, you know, running against the city.

00:03:21.000 Republicans in the right wing setting up cities as being these kind of kind of infernos of chaos,

00:03:26.000 destruction and drugs, crime, race tension, race rights and all these sorts of things.

00:03:32.000 And sometimes there is a kernel of truth to any or to any or all of those things.

00:03:37.000 But they are become grossly exaggerated.

00:03:39.000 That's been a feature of American politics for a long time.

00:03:42.000 We see it more and more in British politics as well.

00:03:45.000 We talked about it on the show a little bit before, particularly online and in the online right.

00:03:49.000 London increasingly being set up as this kind of hellhole, this kind of dystopian nightmare,

00:03:54.000 where crime is completely out of control.

00:03:56.000 You can barely walk out of your house without getting beaten up or your possessions stolen from you

00:04:00.000 or taken from you, where fair evasion is completely rampant on the tube,

00:04:04.000 where the tube is looking like kind of Gotham City or something like that,

00:04:07.000 from a Batman, from a sort of 1990s Batman film.

00:04:09.000 You know, on and on it goes.

00:04:11.000 They're being used, usually often in a completely exaggerated way,

00:04:16.000 by people who know that they're not really like that for their own political ends.

00:04:21.000 I think you can see a direct line, a direct line between that sort of American politics,

00:04:27.000 a politics that Trump has intensified and augmented

00:04:31.000 and a lever that he pulls on whenever he's in a little bit of trouble,

00:04:34.000 which, as you said, John, he is at the moment related to the Epstein stuff.

00:04:37.000 And you're seeing that being replicated in British politics as well.

00:04:41.000 There you go.

00:04:42.000 So it comes from Nixon and Trump, not from walking around London with eyes going,

00:04:48.000 oh, this is bad.

00:04:50.000 This is dystopian.

00:04:51.000 And there's massive decline.

00:04:52.000 No, no.

00:04:53.000 We're being manipulated by the ghost of Richard Nixon.

00:04:55.000 When an urban youth sticks a knife in your face and says, 0.99

00:04:57.000 hands over your wallet, you're like, God damn it, Nixon. 1.00

00:04:59.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:00.000 Nixon, why'd you come off the gold standard?

00:05:01.000 This was inevitable.

00:05:02.000 Yeah.

00:05:03.000 So complete, yeah, currency would always lead to this.

00:05:06.000 Insanity.

00:05:07.000 So this is where the gaslighting starts.

00:05:09.000 It's a very simple debate.

00:05:10.000 It's really we're saying decline is happening.

00:05:12.000 We can see it.

00:05:13.000 They're saying, no, it's not.

00:05:14.000 How dare you believe your eyes?

00:05:15.000 And we'll get into why I think that is later.

00:05:17.000 Did he make a single argument?

00:05:20.000 Well, he did.

00:05:21.000 In that clip.

00:05:22.000 What he argued.

00:05:23.000 Other than just saying, oh, it's just the right wing scaremongering,

00:05:27.000 which isn't actually, he's not substantiated with anything.

00:05:29.000 He's just contradicting it and hoping that with the weight of the mainstream media behind him,

00:05:34.000 that people will just shrug their shoulders and go, eh, all right.

00:05:36.000 But he's really giving the game away here, right?

00:05:38.000 So he accepts there is a kernel of truth to the fact that London is a scary place to go these days.

00:05:44.000 And then he exaggerates massively what we're saying about London.

00:05:48.000 Yes.

00:05:49.000 I'm not saying that every single person is being stabbed all the time in London.

00:05:52.000 It's just there is a generally higher rate of crime and it creates a kind of atmosphere of intimidation.

00:05:58.000 And this is a direct consequence of the diversification and the liberalization of London.

00:06:03.000 But notice the thing that he says there.

00:06:06.000 It's like, particularly the online right are promoting this narrative.

00:06:10.000 It's like, well, one, it's true.

00:06:12.000 I know because we went there the other day.

00:06:14.000 We covered it earlier in the week on the podcast that there was literally some angry Afghan immigrant 1.00

00:06:18.000 who was attacking people at the conference we were at on Saturday.

00:06:21.000 I was literally meters away in the building and outside the police are tasering some Afghan, right? 1.00

00:06:25.000 So it's like, okay, well, I'm seeing a lot of this.

00:06:28.000 But two, what he's saying there is the online right of being very influential.

00:06:32.000 We're saying these things and suddenly everyone is believing what we're saying

00:06:36.000 because we're presenting evidence to substantiate what we're saying.

00:06:40.000 And so now he, in his sweatiness, is like the online right keeps saying this thing

00:06:45.000 and everyone's believing them for some reason.

00:06:47.000 No, it's not true.

00:06:48.000 It's not true.

00:06:49.000 It's like, well, sorry, you sound like you're dancing to our tune here.

00:06:52.000 Yeah, you do sound like you're coping and you say he's sweaty.

00:06:54.000 He isn't, to be fair, in Las Vegas, Nevada, which is where you generally comment on London from.

00:06:58.000 And by the way, Carl tasering someone, that's actually a win when they actually get the taser out.

00:07:02.000 I know.

00:07:03.000 Mostly they just let people run around.

00:07:04.000 Yeah, I know, I know.

00:07:05.000 Well, he attacked the police vehicle.

00:07:07.000 Ah, that'll do it.

00:07:08.000 He smashed off the wing mirror of the police vehicle because they wouldn't have done it.

00:07:10.000 I was just hoping it was normal policy.

00:07:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:13.000 Oh God, no, no.

00:07:14.000 So, Lewis carries on and says,

00:07:17.000 So many sad little bots on here triggered by actual facts about a city they certainly don't live in

00:07:22.000 and probably haven't visited for years, if ever. 0.99

00:07:24.000 Pathetic. 0.99

00:07:25.000 Hello. 1.00

00:07:26.000 Bots can't get triggered.

00:07:28.000 I know.

00:07:29.000 So you're conceding that it's actually people that you're dehumanizing and demeaning

00:07:32.000 by calling them triggered.

00:07:33.000 Calling them bots.

00:07:34.000 And calling them bots. 0.93

00:07:35.000 He at best means, yeah, trolls.

00:07:36.000 But the funny thing, I replied to this one with a tweet saying,

00:07:39.000 I've lived here 17 years, the decline is real.

00:07:41.000 I mean, I moved in.

00:07:42.000 I lived in London 2006, 2007.

00:07:44.000 Left for a bit.

00:07:45.000 It came back since 2009.

00:07:46.000 I've seen it since then.

00:07:47.000 And other people have all weighed in saying,

00:07:48.000 yeah, I've been here my whole life.

00:07:49.000 It's got so much worse.

00:07:50.000 So this claim of we just don't live here is, of course, a straw man,

00:07:53.000 as is the one he mentioned in the video, which is,

00:07:56.000 oh, all these right wingers have suddenly been mugged in the last two days.

00:07:59.000 I haven't seen anyone say that.

00:08:01.000 I haven't seen anyone come out and say, I got mugged yesterday.

00:08:03.000 We haven't done that.

00:08:04.000 I watched a load of violence happening to other people, though.

00:08:06.000 Right.

00:08:07.000 Christ.

00:08:08.000 It's a minimal perception.

00:08:09.000 And it's things that have happened to us.

00:08:10.000 You know, I got my phone stolen.

00:08:11.000 But it's not.

00:08:12.000 Right wingers have all been mugged yesterday.

00:08:14.000 We're not as transparently.

00:08:15.000 Even if we even if we were going for some sort of sigh off, 0.99

00:08:17.000 we wouldn't be as dumb as that. 1.00

00:08:18.000 That's what these guys do. 0.99

00:08:19.000 But notice how they have to radically caricature.

00:08:22.000 Oh, yeah, of course.

00:08:23.000 Of course.

00:08:24.000 And Vicky Spratt, who I had to check was a real person.

00:08:27.000 I clicked on a bio and I still wasn't sure she wasn't parody. 0.71

00:08:30.000 And I Googled it and I still wasn't totally.

00:08:32.000 Can we hover the mouse over a bio?

00:08:34.000 She's a kind of Orwell Prize finalist.

00:08:37.000 Well, that's appropriate.

00:08:38.000 Oh, right.

00:08:39.000 Yeah.

00:08:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:41.000 Okay.

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:43.000 Yeah.

00:08:44.000 So was it all well written about the truth of your eyes and ears?

00:08:46.000 Well, the final commandment that one.

00:08:48.000 Yeah.

00:08:49.000 The final mandate of the party is to believe them above reality around you.

00:08:51.000 But what I found really interesting about this is that Lewis is basically rallying

00:08:55.000 the Brit libs.

00:08:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:57.000 Sort of like the upper middle class libs who live in the white areas of London in their 0.98

00:09:01.000 gated communities.

00:09:02.000 Yes.

00:09:03.000 Do you mean in their vibrant communities, Carl?

00:09:04.000 I did.

00:09:05.000 Because the word vibrant is the key word.

00:09:07.000 It comes up again and again.

00:09:08.000 Lewis is right.

00:09:09.000 Last night, I wandered around North London.

00:09:10.000 A warm evening, more outside dining than ever before.

00:09:13.000 Friends and families out eating and drinking.

00:09:15.000 Takeaway pizza in the park.

00:09:16.000 In many ways, London feels more vibrant and welcoming than when I was growing up here.

00:09:19.000 I'm sure it does in her part of London.

00:09:21.000 Someone had a pizza in the parks, thus you didn't get stabbed.

00:09:23.000 I'm sorry.

00:09:24.000 Her book that she's got, author of Tenants, and I look it up.

00:09:28.000 It's from 2022.

00:09:29.000 It's a book about the people on the front line of Britain's housing emergency.

00:09:34.000 You could write an entire 350 page book about why there's a housing emergency and you're

00:09:41.000 still all for vibrant multicultural London.

00:09:44.000 Okay.

00:09:45.000 Housing emergencies are part of vibrancy.

00:09:47.000 They're very vibrant.

00:09:48.000 Listen, it's all just crony capitalists, which are part of it.

00:09:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:52.000 Nothing else.

00:09:53.000 Rich.

00:09:54.000 Nothing else.

00:09:55.000 It's the rich.

00:09:56.000 The bankers and their bonuses.

00:09:57.000 The bonuses.

00:09:58.000 The bankers and bonuses.

00:09:59.000 That's what creates vibrance.

00:10:00.000 Rebecca Reid, I feel a little bad because she said to me, oh, we've had nice exchanges

00:10:03.000 at GB News.

00:10:04.000 We actually haven't.

00:10:05.000 I think she's mistaken me for another straight white man, which happens a lot.

00:10:07.000 But I took down another one where she was doubting the veracity of it.

00:10:10.000 She says, I live in the same area of London where I grew up in the 90s, noughties.

00:10:13.000 It feels equally as safe as I ever did.

00:10:15.000 There's absolutely some crime, but fundamentally pretty safe.

00:10:17.000 The only major change is I cannot afford anywhere near as much house as my parents could.

00:10:22.000 But then luckily PJW is there to say, that's not what you said two months ago before everyone

00:10:26.000 got the London is safe and vibrant gaslighting memo.

00:10:29.000 So before this, she'd said, I live down the road.

00:10:31.000 I threw it in.

00:10:32.000 She said, from where I grew up in southwest London as a child, there were muggings every week

00:10:37.000 and she regularly watched a woman, can I say that word Carl? 0.99

00:10:40.000 Something in the street in daylight, 15 years on.

00:10:43.000 Regularly watched it.

00:10:44.000 Meaningfully changed that I can afford a house half the size of my parents.

00:10:47.000 So she regularly watched it.

00:10:49.000 She was stood there with a notepad.

00:10:51.000 Interesting, fascinating.

00:10:52.000 But the thing is, what I like about this is she can plausibly claim that, look, I'm not

00:10:55.000 contradicting myself.

00:10:56.000 I said that it feels as equally safe as it ever did.

00:10:59.000 Where it just didn't feel safe.

00:11:00.000 It's always been terrible.

00:11:01.000 Yeah, it's always been terrible.

00:11:03.000 Yeah, but it's true.

00:11:04.000 It is very weird.

00:11:05.000 Whether Fraser Nelson started it, whether it's organic or whether it's not organic.

00:11:08.000 The weird part is, why are they so desperate to say it's safe and vibrant?

00:11:11.000 And we're getting more into that.

00:11:12.000 I can tell you at the end if you want.

00:11:14.000 I've got my own ideas as well.

00:11:15.000 Okay.

00:11:16.000 Stadlin.

00:11:17.000 Now it's hard for me to link to Stadlin because he's blocked me, but I've picked up via

00:11:19.000 PJW.

00:11:20.000 Stadlin says crime.

00:11:21.000 So he originally said, just a quick reminder, that despite having some issues, phone theft

00:11:24.000 being one, London is an incredible city and I'm very, very proud to be a Londoner.

00:11:27.000 And then, of course, PJW, you've changed your tune.

00:11:30.000 Earlier, Stadlin had said crime in London seems to be out of control.

00:11:32.000 I've lived here all my life and never known it like this.

00:11:34.000 The Prime Minister and Mayor of London need to get a handle on it.

00:11:36.000 Shoplifting, dangerous driving, drugs, phone theft, sort it out.

00:11:39.000 This was only the end of last year as well.

00:11:41.000 Right.

00:11:42.000 December.

00:11:43.000 And the thing is, what happened to him?

00:11:45.000 He was standing on the street with his phone out and some urban youth drove by and

00:11:49.000 stole it and he was just like, oh.

00:11:51.000 And then he posted it online, foolishly enough.

00:11:53.000 And then just the next tweet and I was like, there's so much racism in these replies.

00:11:56.000 I didn't see the skin colour of the guy.

00:11:58.000 Yes.

00:11:59.000 But yeah, no, I wonder if I can divine it.

00:12:01.000 And before that, he'd put almost a sort of, almost a just ridiculous tempting fate

00:12:05.000 of saying, I've never been mugged in London and never will be.

00:12:08.000 And you've got to wonder, like, is it just pure engagement farming?

00:12:10.000 Is it humiliation, fetish?

00:12:12.000 It's just like, why would you post, I've never been mugged, never will be?

00:12:15.000 It's like, countdown to totally getting mugged.

00:12:17.000 I think there's a divine order of the universe.

00:12:19.000 Right, right, right.

00:12:20.000 God, it's real.

00:12:21.000 He's feeling left out.

00:12:22.000 He's not been enriched yet.

00:12:23.000 So he thought that he would tempt fate.

00:12:25.000 He'd sound the alarm.

00:12:26.000 Oh, I've not been mugged yet.

00:12:28.000 Oh, I've got some nice valuables on me.

00:12:30.000 Look at this phone.

00:12:32.000 I've got a great, and he's got, you know, he's got an inherent money in the big house.

00:12:36.000 Don't sue me if that's not true, Matthew.

00:12:38.000 Great guy.

00:12:39.000 Zoe Garner is one of my favourites.

00:12:41.000 I bleeping love London.

00:12:42.000 It's brilliant.

00:12:43.000 Best city on earth.

00:12:44.000 I walk around the centre, the south, the east, the north.

00:12:46.000 On my own.

00:12:47.000 Dress as I like.

00:12:48.000 After dark.

00:12:49.000 I am safe.

00:12:50.000 My neighbours come from every background on earth.

00:12:52.000 Usually mixed up in every house on the street.

00:12:54.000 It's great. 0.99

00:12:55.000 You sad racist Fs are just jealous. 1.00

00:12:58.000 Sunglasses emoji. 1.00

00:12:59.000 That was the most ridiculous. 0.98

00:13:00.000 I'm so jealous. 0.99

00:13:01.000 Haven't been groped by a migrant yet. 1.00

00:13:03.000 Losers. 1.00

00:13:04.000 He's like boasting that like, look at me. 1.00

00:13:06.000 I'm sick.

00:13:07.000 It's like really weird.

00:13:08.000 Sexual assault in London is up four times what it was ten years ago.

00:13:11.000 There you go.

00:13:12.000 And the tone of it, given that, is absolutely insane.

00:13:14.000 The only time I ever felt scared to walk after dark in my area of London was after Sarah

00:13:18.000 Everard disappeared.

00:13:19.000 A white cop killed her. 0.84

00:13:20.000 We remember her. 1.00

00:13:21.000 It's white people's the problem. 0.98

00:13:22.000 Obviously a horrible case, but why the hatred of white people, Zoe? 1.00

00:13:26.000 Look in the mirror, you weirdo. 0.99

00:13:28.000 It's an S test, man.

00:13:30.000 What she wants is for us to just basically...

00:13:32.000 Ignore her.

00:13:33.000 Yeah.

00:13:34.000 She's the person that makes these infuriating TikTok videos about minimising migrant crimes 1.00

00:13:38.000 by saying it's a tiny percentage as if like any amount of sexual assaults on children

00:13:42.000 is fine.

00:13:43.000 And I love this one at the end.

00:13:44.000 I hope to live here till I'm old.

00:13:46.000 I hope to be a street smart old granny knowing all the best local places to eat that haven't 1.00

00:13:51.000 changed in decades.

00:13:52.000 I hope to never become scared of what's new or what a man in a suit tries to tell me.

00:13:57.000 And for that, I hope to always live in London.

00:13:59.000 A man in a suit.

00:14:00.000 She loves men in suits.

00:14:01.000 Who is this man in a suit telling her London is bad?

00:14:05.000 G-Man?

00:14:06.000 Yeah, I guess it's me.

00:14:07.000 The smoking man from X-Files?

00:14:09.000 It's so weird.

00:14:10.000 Zoe, when we went, I'm going to deport you from London. 0.99

00:14:12.000 Back to the Cotswolds or wherever you're from.

00:14:14.000 There was an old Leon Herring sketch.

00:14:15.000 Oh, is it the businessman in his suit and tie?

00:14:17.000 It sounds like that. 0.99

00:14:18.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.95

00:14:20.000 Real problem. 0.95

00:14:21.000 That's Zoe. 0.96

00:14:22.000 Who is one of the worst people in my opinion in the country?

00:14:24.000 Super Tansky. 0.97

00:14:25.000 Do you think with these people, do you think like every single time they're called up

00:14:29.000 on whatever group chat they may or may not be part of to defend, 0.94

00:14:33.000 Oh God, another migrant's raped someone. 0.99

00:14:35.000 Oh God, another migrant's murdered somebody. 1.00

00:14:37.000 Do you think there's just like a little bit in the back of their head that goes,

00:14:40.000 Why is this the only thing I'm ever called to cover for?

00:14:44.000 Right, right.

00:14:45.000 I wonder, like why am I never like asked to cover up like a white police officer having like 0.82

00:14:50.000 Sarah Everett murdered someone?

00:14:52.000 Like do they ever, do you think there's just a smidge of self-awareness there?

00:14:56.000 No, but well, I don't think they're in group chats either.

00:14:59.000 I think this is a natural response from them when they see this a lot.

00:15:02.000 Oh no, multiculturalism is in danger.

00:15:05.000 But I do also believe that, you know, maybe, maybe they are just,

00:15:08.000 It doesn't need to be.

00:15:09.000 Maybe they're all just so well programmed.

00:15:10.000 Yeah, no, I genuinely believe they're so well programmed.

00:15:12.000 It doesn't need to be.

00:15:13.000 That's a good question.

00:15:14.000 But Super Tansky, three young lads dressed all in black,

00:15:17.000 that the Utes would probably call road men stopped me as I was walking today.

00:15:20.000 Why?

00:15:21.000 So one of them could sincerely compliment me on my pink sparkly jelly shoes.

00:15:25.000 Such a lovely bunch of lads.

00:15:27.000 Don't believe the BS.

00:15:29.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:15:30.000 This is shoe loving road men who are just so nice.

00:15:33.000 This is what a middle aged woman from Bristol thinks the minority you are.

00:15:37.000 Oh yeah.

00:15:39.000 Seconds before death.

00:15:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:41.000 Absolutely.

00:15:42.000 Being beaten with a sparkly shoe.

00:15:44.000 I don't even know the accent.

00:15:45.000 I can't do their accent. 1.00

00:15:46.000 I was like, oh, I love nice sparkly shoes.

00:15:48.000 Nice sparkly shoes.

00:15:49.000 Phone's gone.

00:15:50.000 Watch is gone.

00:15:51.000 Come on.

00:15:52.000 No, no, no.

00:15:53.000 She's actually missed out part of the story.

00:15:54.000 She wanted to keep it humble because it was so,

00:15:56.000 no one would believe that immediately after a five year old came up

00:15:59.000 and said, this is what look at the cultural London is all about.

00:16:02.000 Yeah.

00:16:03.000 And everybody clapped.

00:16:04.000 They, they lifted her onto her shoulders, 0.65

00:16:06.000 declared her queen of the UK and marched off into the sunset.

00:16:10.000 If you saw these, you would do the same.

00:16:13.000 It's included the shoe.

00:16:14.000 Come on.

00:16:15.000 No one believes this.

00:16:16.000 Let's have a look.

00:16:17.000 Ash Sarka's on board.

00:16:18.000 Good old Ash.

00:16:19.000 Who am I to say whether it's true or not,

00:16:20.000 but it's remarkable how many right wing influencers

00:16:22.000 have reported getting mugged in London in the last few days alone.

00:16:24.000 Literally zero.

00:16:25.000 I've lived here my entire life.

00:16:27.000 I've had guys on e-bikes try to nick my phone twice

00:16:30.000 in that whole time.

00:16:31.000 I've lived in London my whole life

00:16:32.000 and I've only been mugged twice.

00:16:33.000 Well, then you're much luckier than most, I suppose.

00:16:35.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:36.000 I retweeted this, but like, look,

00:16:38.000 it's just not normal to get mugged in England.

00:16:39.000 Right.

00:16:40.000 Most English people have never been mugged.

00:16:41.000 Yeah.

00:16:42.000 When I walk around my hometown,

00:16:43.000 I never worry about the threat of being mugged.

00:16:46.000 Right, right, right.

00:16:47.000 Before the division.

00:16:48.000 Maybe if I was Nick's size, I would,

00:16:49.000 but I don't worry about such things.

00:16:51.000 He's always trying to do this.

00:16:52.000 He found out before the podcast,

00:16:54.000 he had taken bench quite a lot

00:16:55.000 and he was intimidating.

00:16:56.000 Oh, now he's jealous, right?

00:16:57.000 He started to try and...

00:16:58.000 He's coping and seething.

00:16:59.000 I was complimenting you.

00:17:00.000 Where you said I didn't look the type.

00:17:01.000 It's a lot of coping and seething over here.

00:17:03.000 We can't let people know that we actually get on.

00:17:05.000 You saw my dips.

00:17:06.000 You saw my dips.

00:17:07.000 I don't even do dips.

00:17:08.000 You're half-wrecked dips.

00:17:09.000 Getting back to the point.

00:17:10.000 Getting back to the point.

00:17:11.000 In most towns and cities across the country,

00:17:13.000 you're not worried about being mugged.

00:17:15.000 No, not a lot of this in Ambleside, I've got to say.

00:17:17.000 But, um, so my question here is,

00:17:19.000 um, are we doing graphs?

00:17:21.000 Are we doing anecdotes?

00:17:22.000 There's an awful lot of anecdotes there.

00:17:23.000 Fraser Nelson started us off with the graphs

00:17:25.000 and, like, ignore your anecdote.

00:17:26.000 Look at my big graph.

00:17:27.000 And what Danny Finkerson said is he quotes,

00:17:29.000 does this work?

00:17:30.000 He quotes Fraser Nelson's article,

00:17:32.000 which is about crime in Britain generally.

00:17:34.000 And he says, the quality of responses to this

00:17:35.000 have been stunning.

00:17:36.000 A load of people who think either insults about WEF

00:17:38.000 is a convincing argument,

00:17:39.000 or that it's enough to just assert it's delusional,

00:17:41.000 or who seriously think the best way of measuring crime

00:17:43.000 over time is to wander around until you encounter a criminal.

00:17:46.000 And yet we've just seen all those people doing exactly that.

00:17:48.000 Yeah.

00:17:49.000 And I just put it next to one from Damien Lowe,

00:17:50.000 who says, just had a very uneventful day in London,

00:17:52.000 work, cycle, play football,

00:17:53.000 and all was calm and pleasant.

00:17:54.000 Much more boring than many,

00:17:56.000 puts a random ending,

00:17:57.000 than many would have you believe,

00:17:58.000 but don't let the doom, gloom,

00:18:00.000 and big helping of lies get you down.

00:18:01.000 Right. So I wasn't mugged today.

00:18:03.000 Right.

00:18:04.000 Therefore, there are no problems in London.

00:18:05.000 So sorry to corrupt myself, but I say,

00:18:07.000 remember your anecdotal experience of London means nothing.

00:18:09.000 It's all about the graphs,

00:18:10.000 but also someone's positive anecdotal experience

00:18:12.000 can be used against you at any time.

00:18:13.000 So that's the paradox of the graph.

00:18:15.000 So they want to use it.

00:18:16.000 I made someone delete his account by just posting the graph

00:18:19.000 of sexual assaults in London.

00:18:21.000 I just kept posting this graph.

00:18:22.000 He was like, that's got nothing to do with what I was saying.

00:18:24.000 No, no, it's the graph of sexual assaults.

00:18:25.000 And eventually he just deleted his account.

00:18:27.000 Yeah.

00:18:28.000 It's just like that.

00:18:29.000 I know.

00:18:30.000 It'd be very difficult argument to make as well,

00:18:32.000 given that London has been clearing out of English people

00:18:35.000 that as their population has reduced, 0.99

00:18:37.000 they've just all decided to go feral and go on a rape spree. 0.88

00:18:41.000 We're the minority now, guys. 0.99

00:18:44.000 Get to it.

00:18:45.000 Yeah.

00:18:46.000 And you guys have made the case so much.

00:18:47.000 I'm not even bothered like making the case for the decline. 0.99

00:18:49.000 This is more like the moronic response. 0.97

00:18:51.000 And so to me, I asked, 0.98

00:18:53.000 I asked what brings all these people together.

00:18:54.000 I'm sorry.

00:18:55.000 I've quoted myself again.

00:18:56.000 I say that London is vibrant.

00:18:57.000 The London is vibrant and safer than ever crowd are a strange lines,

00:19:00.000 ranging from fake conservative establishment types

00:19:02.000 like Fraser Nelson to leftists like Ash Sarka.

00:19:04.000 All that unites them is the implied claim that the erasure of native Brits

00:19:07.000 is a good thing.

00:19:08.000 Because I can't see anything else.

00:19:09.000 Because what links those people?

00:19:10.000 Well, Ash Sarka has an in-group preference, famously,

00:19:13.000 where winning lads, only half joking, says that.

00:19:16.000 And also leftists want to dismantle the West.

00:19:18.000 And what does Fraser Nelson have?

00:19:19.000 Well, he's a posh person who sees himself as part of the establishment

00:19:22.000 and sort of running cover for it and maintaining it.

00:19:24.000 But what are they both trying to do?

00:19:26.000 They're both saying multiculturalism is amazing.

00:19:28.000 You want to point out the decline and the changing demographics

00:19:32.000 and what that's led to.

00:19:33.000 But we instinctively want to defend that.

00:19:35.000 Because what else brings Ash Sarka and Fraser Nelson together?

00:19:37.000 Just regime good.

00:19:39.000 And why?

00:19:40.000 It's commitment to the multicultural liberal order.

00:19:43.000 Thank you.

00:19:44.000 Did you read through her book yet?

00:19:46.000 I haven't read it yet.

00:19:47.000 I'm excited for when you do.

00:19:48.000 I will.

00:19:49.000 Because I'll need to give it a read.

00:19:50.000 Because I want to hear how she's going to try and cover 0.81

00:19:53.000 or if she'll even address her, we're winning lads.

00:19:55.000 When her whole book seems to be trying to be like,

00:19:58.000 oh, identity politics is so 2016.

00:20:02.000 We're past that now.

00:20:03.000 No, I haven't read it yet.

00:20:05.000 But yeah, no, that's the thing, right?

00:20:07.000 Fraser Nelson views himself as like the cosmopolitan overlord

00:20:10.000 of the liberal project.

00:20:12.000 And Ash Sarka is the product of the liberal project.

00:20:15.000 Right.

00:20:16.000 And the problem that they have,

00:20:17.000 and this is implicit in all of their statements,

00:20:19.000 is the...

00:20:22.000 So six months ago, they were all like,

00:20:24.000 yeah, there's loads of crime around London.

00:20:26.000 Because there is loads of crime around London.

00:20:28.000 And this was a building problem they could feel.

00:20:30.000 And what the right has successfully done,

00:20:32.000 and Lewis said it at the beginning,

00:20:33.000 the online right has successfully cast this

00:20:35.000 as a necessary consequence of liberalism itself.

00:20:38.000 Yes.

00:20:39.000 And they have to go now,

00:20:40.000 oh no, actually there's no crime,

00:20:42.000 because they can't say that it's not a necessary consequence

00:20:45.000 of liberalism itself,

00:20:46.000 because Li Wang Q or whatever it is from Singapore

00:20:48.000 is always glowering over their shoulder going,

00:20:50.000 you need a hellish tyrannical dystopian state

00:20:52.000 if you want this to work.

00:20:54.000 Yeah.

00:20:55.000 And so they know it is absolutely a consequence

00:20:57.000 of multiculturalism.

00:20:58.000 Yeah, that is fascinating.

00:20:59.000 So they've just tried to do a vault fast,

00:21:01.000 even though we've just seen them say crimes terrible

00:21:03.000 mere months ago.

00:21:04.000 Incredible.

00:21:05.000 And Lewis kind of sums it up in this video really.

00:21:09.000 Just before we start this one,

00:21:10.000 this one is the one in which he gives the whole game away.

00:21:13.000 Gives the whole game away.

00:21:14.000 I said that to you yesterday.

00:21:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:16.000 Yeah, he gives the whole game away.

00:21:17.000 It's so clear.

00:21:18.000 Yeah.

00:21:19.000 Let's just play from this point.

00:21:20.000 I think, John,

00:21:21.000 half of the people that have been coming for us

00:21:22.000 over the course of the last week

00:21:23.000 and who constantly invoke this particular politics,

00:21:26.000 most of them probably have never been to London

00:21:28.000 or they haven't been to London recently.

00:21:30.000 They certainly don't live there.

00:21:31.000 I have been.

00:21:32.000 It is quite interesting.

00:21:33.000 Astonishing in the last 24 hours,

00:21:35.000 partly in response to that clip.

00:21:38.000 Astonishing how many of these far right accounts

00:21:40.000 seem to have been mugged in the last 24 hours alone.

00:21:42.000 Seems to have.

00:21:43.000 Remarkable that.

00:21:44.000 It's remarkable that in the last 24 hours,

00:21:46.000 they've been walking around the streets of London

00:21:48.000 and have been subject to personal muggery

00:21:50.000 or whatever it happens to be.

00:21:51.000 And the truth is, is that most of it is complete bollocks. 0.96

00:21:54.000 Most of it is just nonsense. 0.98

00:21:56.000 Most of it is a lie. 0.98

00:21:57.000 Most of it is made up.

00:21:59.000 Why do they do it is the interesting thing.

00:22:01.000 And I think they do it because London,

00:22:03.000 and not just London, but the big cities as well,

00:22:05.000 it embodies the politics that they abhor. 1.00

00:22:09.000 Their entire shtick, their bullshit, 1.00

00:22:12.000 is predicated on the idea that multiculturalism, 1.00

00:22:17.000 people from different backgrounds,

00:22:19.000 contemporary liberalism, if you like,

00:22:21.000 all the things that have made up liberalism

00:22:23.000 over the last 10, 20, 30 years.

00:22:25.000 That if you have these things,

00:22:27.000 that it will inevitably lead to a sort of civil war.

00:22:31.000 It will lead to social breakdown.

00:22:33.000 That you have these people living side by side.

00:22:35.000 It cannot happen.

00:22:36.000 And in particular, they focus on Muslims.

00:22:38.000 If you've got a lot of Muslims somewhere, 1.00

00:22:40.000 it will just inevitably, inexorably,

00:22:42.000 reflexively lead to a kind of civil breakdown.

00:22:46.000 It doesn't.

00:22:47.000 It doesn't.

00:22:48.000 I mean, has this guy ever heard of Muslim countries?

00:22:50.000 He says it doesn't.

00:22:51.000 But we have civil unrest.

00:22:53.000 Everyone's predicting further civil unrest.

00:22:54.000 We've had Manchester Arena, Grooming Gang,

00:22:56.000 South Point, daily migrant sexual assaults.

00:22:58.000 What more do we need? 1.00

00:23:00.000 Literally every single day, a new migrant rapist. 0.99

00:23:03.000 But look how desperate he seems, right? 0.98

00:23:05.000 Think about who he's proselytising to.

00:23:07.000 Right.

00:23:08.000 Yeah.

00:23:09.000 I'm sure he's still in Nevada or whatever.

00:23:11.000 But either way, I mean, it's not like they don't have AC everywhere.

00:23:14.000 Go inside.

00:23:15.000 So you're not like a weird sweaty ranter about how they're just lying.

00:23:18.000 They're just lying, bros.

00:23:19.000 But who's he proselytising to?

00:23:21.000 He's not proselytising to you or me because of the regular person.

00:23:25.000 Because the regular person is like, no, I'm genuinely scared to live in London, right?

00:23:28.000 He's proselytising to the Brit Lib.

00:23:30.000 He's saying, no, keep the faith.

00:23:32.000 Yeah.

00:23:33.000 All part of the plan.

00:23:34.000 Because as he just said, this is the product of contemporary liberalism.

00:23:39.000 I replied to him going, thanks for saying this is liberalism.

00:23:42.000 You saved me a lot of time having to prove it.

00:23:44.000 Yeah.

00:23:45.000 Because if you're just going to claim it.

00:23:46.000 You're right.

00:23:47.000 That's a pep talk for the Libs.

00:23:48.000 Exactly.

00:23:49.000 Keep pushing the lies, guys.

00:23:50.000 They're saying that the world we can see outside is tied in some way to political decisions

00:23:55.000 our leaders have made.

00:23:56.000 So don't let that get around.

00:23:57.000 Exactly.

00:23:58.000 And so he's like, yeah, this is it.

00:23:59.000 This is the opposite of the world that they want.

00:24:00.000 It's like, that's true.

00:24:02.000 I don't want a crime-ridden, dystopian hell hole that's like the bazaar of Baghdad

00:24:06.000 that I have to walk around feeling like an alien.

00:24:08.000 I don't want that.

00:24:09.000 He sees himself in his head as Al Pacino giving the speech to his football team.

00:24:15.000 Like, we're going to do it, boys.

00:24:16.000 And then they actually push through and they win the day.

00:24:19.000 The liberal lies we need are all around us.

00:24:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:22.000 But the fact that he's prepared to go, yeah, no, this is all liberalism.

00:24:25.000 This is the plan, right?

00:24:26.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:24:27.000 To have this multicultural hell hole in which is rampant crime. 1.00

00:24:30.000 And there are other bits in this where he's like, yeah, I accept that sex assaults 0.97

00:24:33.000 are way through the roof.

00:24:34.000 I accept that robberies are through the roof.

00:24:36.000 This isn't great.

00:24:37.000 This is all things we have to work on.

00:24:38.000 But this is the plan.

00:24:39.000 Trust the plan.

00:24:40.000 Stay on the rails.

00:24:41.000 We can get there.

00:24:42.000 And the question, why?

00:24:43.000 Like, if this does all the bad stuff, why?

00:24:45.000 What are we getting?

00:24:46.000 The worst part is there are some assumptions underpinning it.

00:24:50.000 I think mainly motivated by propaganda, brainwashing, and white guilt.

00:24:54.000 That on some level, the bad things happening to people, well, they deserve it.

00:24:59.000 Well, getting bugged is normal.

00:25:00.000 They are white, aren't they? 0.93

00:25:02.000 They are English. 0.93

00:25:03.000 They're the benefactors of imperialism around the globe.

00:25:07.000 This is just their own consequences coming back to get them.

00:25:10.000 So I'm going to be more generous towards Lewis.

00:25:12.000 I don't think that he is a self-hating white person in that way.

00:25:16.000 What I think it is, is Lewis views himself as a kind of saviour, right?

00:25:21.000 Remember, other countries, evil, terrible. 1.00

00:25:24.000 That's why we get them all over here.

00:25:25.000 That's why we can't deport people.

00:25:26.000 Deporting people is deporting them into hell, basically.

00:25:28.000 I thought we're also evil.

00:25:30.000 Well, we are, but we're not evil when we're sufficiently liberal, right?

00:25:34.000 Now, yeah, granted, there are lots of problems that come with this, but the more we maintain

00:25:38.000 this sort of metaphysical liberalism over the country, the more morally correct we are.

00:25:43.000 And that's what the Britlib is appealing to.

00:25:45.000 It's like, no, no, no, I'm morally correct. 0.99

00:25:47.000 It's like, okay, but you're getting loads of girls raped. 1.00

00:25:49.000 You're getting loads of kids stabbed. 0.95

00:25:50.000 You're getting all of these, you know, properties burgled, all these phones stolen.

00:25:53.000 It's like, yeah, I know.

00:25:54.000 It's not perfect.

00:25:55.000 The ends are worth the means.

00:25:57.000 But we're moral people.

00:25:58.000 The ends are just, what, being moral and utopian.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:02.000 Self-satisfied, smug moralism from the lib is the issue.

00:26:07.000 Well, if we have a bit of any time, I thought we'd show you some of the reality.

00:26:10.000 I mean, there's just a quick one.

00:26:11.000 London Tube at 9am.

00:26:12.000 And that's just typical.

00:26:13.000 I mean, I was getting the tube three times a week doing that GB News show at 12am.

00:26:19.000 And the things I saw, you wouldn't believe the things I've seen.

00:26:22.000 It's like the end of Blade Runner.

00:26:23.000 The things I've seen.

00:26:25.000 Shoes off is normal.

00:26:26.000 Drugs.

00:26:27.000 I got used to, like, the same few, like, crack addicts at the same place.

00:26:31.000 I was like, oh, it's them again.

00:26:32.000 And, like, no shoes, one shoe.

00:26:34.000 Give them a little friendly way.

00:26:35.000 Chicken bones.

00:26:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:37.000 Just chaos.

00:26:38.000 And I would just, it became this kind of, like, taxi driver diary.

00:26:39.000 I'd just text it to my group, like, of the others from Headlines.

00:26:42.000 And it would just be like, I wish I had some examples now.

00:26:44.000 Because it was just every night.

00:26:45.000 It was just chaos.

00:26:46.000 And just the, every night, the Robert Travis Bickle gone.

00:26:50.000 But we can thank Lewis for literally characterizing that state of affairs as contemporary liberalism.

00:26:56.000 A politics we're opposed to.

00:26:57.000 No, he's right.

00:26:58.000 This is what contemporary liberalism.

00:27:00.000 This is it.

00:27:01.000 Yeah.

00:27:02.000 And you're opposed to the politics of these cities that bring this into being. 0.77

00:27:05.000 Yes, I damn well am.

00:27:06.000 Because I am a responsible human being who cares for the future of my country.

00:27:10.000 Yeah.

00:27:11.000 And this was a good post.

00:27:12.000 Quite long.

00:27:13.000 Carl actually sent me this one.

00:27:14.000 And this is, sort of sums it up, really.

00:27:16.000 From Aja, or however it's pronounced.

00:27:18.000 Rants.

00:27:19.000 London, my London.

00:27:20.000 The decline and decay of London is really happening.

00:27:21.000 And honestly, it's depressing to see.

00:27:22.000 I'm a born and raised Londoner.

00:27:24.000 I've lived all over the city.

00:27:25.000 Worked in even more places and spent time in pretty much every corner of it.

00:27:28.000 I know this place at the back of my hand.

00:27:29.000 The good, the bad, the weird, and the wonderful.

00:27:31.000 It's my city.

00:27:32.000 I love this place.

00:27:33.000 Sometimes I hate it, but it's the relationship you have with your hometown, right?

00:27:35.000 You're allowed in it.

00:27:36.000 But right now, it's not just a love-hate thing.

00:27:38.000 It's grief.

00:27:39.000 I feel properly gutted watching it go downhill like this.

00:27:41.000 And it's happening fast.

00:27:42.000 You blink and everything's shifted.

00:27:43.000 On the surface, London might still look the same.

00:27:45.000 The skyline, the landmarks, the rush.

00:27:47.000 But underneath it all, something's cracked.

00:27:48.000 The edge is frayed.

00:27:49.000 The soul's gone a bit cold.

00:27:51.000 Take a proper look.

00:27:52.000 Step out of zone one.

00:27:53.000 Or even just walk home instead of getting the tube and tell me you don't feel it too.

00:27:56.000 Or get the tube.

00:27:57.000 Homelessness is everywhere now.

00:27:58.000 Central London at night looks like a rough sleepers encampment.

00:28:00.000 People in sleeping bags lining the shopfronts.

00:28:02.000 Tents on the bridges.

00:28:03.000 There are actual communities of men living in parks.

00:28:05.000 Tucked away in bushes.

00:28:06.000 Under flyovers.

00:28:07.000 Even on bloody Park Lane.

00:28:09.000 You know how mad that is.

00:28:10.000 Park Lane used to mean monopoly money in five-star hotels.

00:28:12.000 Now it's tents and people defecating in bushes.

00:28:15.000 Crime's gone up and no one's even shocked anymore.

00:28:17.000 It's like we've all just got used to it.

00:28:19.000 You see someone blatantly shoplifting and no one bats an eyelid.

00:28:21.000 No one does a thing.

00:28:22.000 Even security guards just watch.

00:28:24.000 Maybe film it and that's about it.

00:28:25.000 Because what's the point?

00:28:26.000 Nothing happens.

00:28:27.000 Fair dodging.

00:28:28.000 That's just standard now.

00:28:29.000 If you pay full price for your travel, you're the mug.

00:28:31.000 That's how it feels.

00:28:32.000 People on public transport are aggressive.

00:28:34.000 And London's got a whole new soundtrack these days.

00:28:36.000 Click, click, click.

00:28:37.000 The electric wear of stolen or unpaid for e-bikes flying past you at 30 miles per hour.

00:28:41.000 Peter Hitchens there.

00:28:42.000 No helmets.

00:28:43.000 No lights.

00:28:44.000 No fear.

00:28:45.000 Just balaclavas and delivery bags.

00:28:46.000 Weaving through traffic like it's a video game.

00:28:48.000 Absolutely.

00:28:49.000 Phone snatching is so bad they've actually put warning signs on the pavement.

00:28:51.000 That absurd thing we saw from Curry's was it?

00:28:54.000 A rape is reported every single hour in this city.

00:28:57.000 That's not just crime.

00:28:58.000 That's a full blown crisis.

00:28:59.000 Graffiti's everywhere now.

00:29:01.000 Even on the bloody tube.

00:29:02.000 Littering.

00:29:03.000 Fly tipping.

00:29:04.000 Mattresses dumped on pavements.

00:29:05.000 Bin bags split and splitting into the road.

00:29:06.000 It's like no one gives a toss anymore because why would they?

00:29:08.000 But it's not just the stats or the mess.

00:29:10.000 It's the feel of the place.

00:29:11.000 London's never been soft and fluffy.

00:29:12.000 We know that.

00:29:13.000 We're not known for our warmth and random chats at the bus stop.

00:29:15.000 It's not our culture.

00:29:16.000 But there used to be, I don't know, a buzz, a pride, a bit of mutual respect even in the chaos.

00:29:20.000 Now it's like everyone's angry.

00:29:21.000 Everyone's done.

00:29:22.000 Everyone's ready to snap.

00:29:23.000 Don't know how much I want to do, but it's a whole long post.

00:29:25.000 We experienced all of this when we went down to London for the conference.

00:29:29.000 Yeah.

00:29:30.000 And it's too long almost, but there's a good bit about people begging.

00:29:34.000 What's with the begging at traffic lights?

00:29:36.000 That's back now.

00:29:37.000 This is the thing.

00:29:38.000 See, if I got the tube back from at 12am, it was utter dystopian Gotham chaos.

00:29:42.000 But if I got the taxi, sometimes I was like, I can't face that or whatever reason I've missed the tube.

00:29:47.000 There'd be beggars coming up to the taxi, which I'd only ever seen in L.A. before this.

00:29:51.000 And one time, one night, just a naked guy just wandering around the middle of the road.

00:29:54.000 Just a naked guy.

00:29:55.000 You're like, it's the window shut.

00:29:56.000 It's like, I've never seen that before, but this is recently in London.

00:29:59.000 Maybe the deal is you give him money, he puts some pants on.

00:30:02.000 What about the guy I'm sure you covered the other day on the tube?

00:30:05.000 She's screaming F off.

00:30:06.000 Yeah.

00:30:07.000 This is normal.

00:30:08.000 This is every day.

00:30:09.000 And she goes on.

00:30:10.000 And this is liberalism.

00:30:11.000 This is the point of liberalism.

00:30:12.000 This is what they want to bring about.

00:30:13.000 And you being opposed to it is just you being political and being an agent against them.

00:30:17.000 Yeah.

00:30:18.000 She cites queuing is gone.

00:30:19.000 It's just a melee.

00:30:20.000 You've got weekly Palestine, aggressive marches, delivery riders, hundreds of them like a fleet.

00:30:25.000 On and on and on.

00:30:26.000 Completely locks of streets, dodgy.

00:30:28.000 And it's not just how cities evolve.

00:30:30.000 It's decline.

00:30:31.000 She clearly says this is decline.

00:30:33.000 And it's her home and she's seen it all happen.

00:30:35.000 And she shares a few pictures of graffiti on tubes.

00:30:38.000 The homeless sleepers lined up.

00:30:40.000 The tents.

00:30:41.000 And you've got it all.

00:30:42.000 I mean, and I see this everywhere as well.

00:30:44.000 Finsbury Park, Tunnel, loads of places.

00:30:46.000 Just. 0.98

00:30:47.000 Disgusting. 0.98

00:30:48.000 Tents. 0.99

00:30:49.000 And there was the ridiculous signs. 0.87

00:30:50.000 Mind the grab. 0.97

00:30:51.000 Completely absurd.

00:30:52.000 So that's where we are.

00:30:53.000 Feral urban youths. 0.88

00:30:54.000 Mind yourself.

00:30:55.000 So I shared my experience.

00:30:58.000 I just said, look, I walk around London every night at 2am holding out my brand new iPhone,

00:31:01.000 shouting, take it. 0.91

00:31:02.000 I'm vulnerable.

00:31:03.000 And not once has anyone stopped me except to tell me how to make perfect jerk chicken.

00:31:06.000 London is the safest and most vibrant city ever. 1.00

00:31:09.000 And if you disagree, you are actual scum. 0.99

00:31:11.000 And the amount of people I got. 1.00

00:31:13.000 You can even see one there.

00:31:15.000 Women can't do the same. 1.00

00:31:16.000 The amount of people I got taking that seriously made me want to kill myself.

00:31:19.000 I'm like, I can't make my satire much more broad than this guy.

00:31:22.000 I really can't.

00:31:23.000 And you might have people attacking me with reform in bio.

00:31:25.000 Nick Dixon. 0.99

00:31:26.000 Well known shit lib. 0.99

00:31:27.000 Well. 0.99

00:31:28.000 On the case.

00:31:29.000 I know.

00:31:30.000 Check any of my other tweets.

00:31:31.000 Or just look at that tweet with your brain switched on.

00:31:33.000 The amount of people.

00:31:34.000 The amount of people saying, well, what were the recipes?

00:31:36.000 Two of them.

00:31:37.000 How do I make that jerk chicken?

00:31:39.000 Two of them have reform in their bio.

00:31:40.000 I'm not even making this up.

00:31:41.000 It's like your brain on reform.

00:31:43.000 I mean, I said, once again, no matter how broad the parody of the 50 IQs will always arrive

00:31:46.000 to take it seriously.

00:31:47.000 But anyway, that's my experience.

00:31:49.000 But here's my little bit of advice.

00:31:50.000 I need to put my own tweets in, but here's a little bit of advice.

00:31:52.000 Next time you see an arranged man from an incompatible culture with no trousers on, screaming 1.00

00:31:56.000 F off repeatedly, simply keep calm and return to your Fraser Nelson article. 0.98

00:31:59.000 And then somebody's like, Fraser Nelson's a retard. 0.99

00:32:02.000 I don't already know this. 0.99

00:32:04.000 I know.

00:32:05.000 And I put, but instances of that are down on the whole, despite what Poppins may tell

00:32:09.000 you.

00:32:10.000 So that is that. 0.99

00:32:13.000 Lee says, I see the London shit libs got the latest patch. 0.95

00:32:18.000 Honestly, I don't think it is. 0.98

00:32:19.000 I think it is.

00:32:20.000 I think this is all just core in their programming, frankly. 0.98

00:32:22.000 I watched the shit libs podcast Teal Deer about this. 0.94

00:32:25.000 They say they didn't say anything that proved it or said that we were wrong. 0.96

00:32:28.000 Well, that's because we're not wrong.

00:32:29.000 Good news, lads.

00:32:30.000 Ricky Jones has been found not guilty.

00:32:32.000 Feel for the fire.

00:32:33.000 And will we talk about it?

00:32:34.000 Yeah, it happened a bit too soon this afternoon for us to cover it.

00:32:37.000 But we will, of course, cover it.

00:32:40.000 Yes.

00:32:41.000 All right.

00:32:42.000 So the left's been looking for a solution to the masculinity crisis for a while now because

00:32:49.000 the left has had a lot of trouble attracting disenfranchised young men onto their side.

00:32:56.000 And it's not difficult to see why when it's incredibly, well, it's incredibly feminine coded way of thinking about the world and way of complaining about the world. 1.00

00:33:06.000 They're also like, we hate you because you're a mess. 0.91

00:33:08.000 Yes. 0.99

00:33:09.000 They also hate you. 0.66

00:33:10.000 And all of the people that they put forward is twinks.

00:33:13.000 So they've had this big trouble trying to put forward their own Joe Rogan.

00:33:17.000 Because Joe Rogan, he's a manly man who appeals to men.

00:33:20.000 I'm not a fan of everything he does or says, but I can see the appeal that a lot of people have for him.

00:33:26.000 He's funny.

00:33:27.000 He's interesting.

00:33:28.000 He does, like, kickboxing and stuff like that.

00:33:31.000 He's in good shape.

00:33:32.000 Whatever.

00:33:33.000 That's attractive to a lot of young men.

00:33:35.000 Left, who do they have?

00:33:37.000 Twinks.

00:33:39.000 Twinks, trans, and women. 1.00

00:33:44.000 The left is an explicit anti-straight white male coalition. 0.71

00:33:49.000 That's exactly the point of the left.

00:33:51.000 They literally write articles against testosterone and against going to the gym.

00:33:54.000 They literally say that's right wing. 0.52

00:33:56.000 I can't remember who I said to you, maybe it was one of you who was here,

00:33:58.000 that the fact they look at Joe Rogan, a completely organic phenomenon,

00:34:01.000 and they say, we need our own one of those.

00:34:03.000 Throw some money at it.

00:34:04.000 It's like, not really how it works.

00:34:05.000 He's just a person.

00:34:07.000 He was a comedian.

00:34:08.000 Then he had some interest.

00:34:09.000 Then he said some things.

00:34:10.000 Then he did some work.

00:34:11.000 He was on TV a few times.

00:34:12.000 He said the N-word bunch on his now multi-million dollar podcast.

00:34:15.000 Well, he built the podcast from very early on over years and years,

00:34:17.000 from his own endeavors through talent and creativity and hard work.

00:34:20.000 Yeah.

00:34:21.000 And left to go, how do we replicate this?

00:34:23.000 It's like, be good at stuff.

00:34:24.000 I don't know.

00:34:25.000 A focus group.

00:34:26.000 I don't know what your options is.

00:34:27.000 They have their solution now.

00:34:29.000 They have the man with the progressive brain in the MAGA body.

00:34:34.000 Yes.

00:34:35.000 That being Hasan Piker.

00:34:36.000 And I'll take a look at the big campaign that's been going on to push him recently.

00:34:41.000 Because this is definitely a push.

00:34:43.000 Like, all of the major news outlets have, for the past few months, been doing big puff pieces on him.

00:34:49.000 Problem is, the latest one he did with GQ has backfired just a little bit.

00:34:55.000 And that kind of goes to show why it is that this is not attracting young, rowdy, manly men. 0.91

00:35:01.000 Because young, rowdy, manly men typically don't want to be gay bears. 0.99

00:35:08.000 Really? 0.99

00:35:09.000 Except for maybe the gay ones. 1.00

00:35:11.000 And even they're getting right wing now. 0.96

00:35:13.000 But first, Bi Islander. 1.00

00:35:16.000 It's still available on the website.

00:35:18.000 Along with exercising to promote your physical health,

00:35:21.000 you should read this to promote your intellectual health.

00:35:25.000 Because there are wonderful articles in here.

00:35:27.000 And fantastic aesthetic design, as ever, from Rory.

00:35:31.000 So please, buy your copy from the website for $14.99 today, while stocks still last.

00:35:37.000 Anyway, so...

00:35:38.000 Just the thing as well.

00:35:39.000 Every day, I get people saying, can I get Islander 1 or 2 or 3?

00:35:42.000 And I'm like, no.

00:35:43.000 No.

00:35:44.000 They're printed once, and they're gone forever.

00:35:46.000 Carl has hoarded them all.

00:35:47.000 No, no, it's not even that. 0.91

00:35:48.000 I'm being a total fascist about it.

00:35:51.000 Right?

00:35:52.000 Where it's like, look, these are a moment in time that speaks to the current zeitgeist.

00:35:57.000 We're not just going to reprint them.

00:35:59.000 They're not just like a commercial thing.

00:36:01.000 They're kind of like a symbolic thing in that way.

00:36:03.000 So I'm being a total Nazi.

00:36:05.000 It's kind of like the blockchain.

00:36:06.000 It's kind of like, that's it.

00:36:07.000 Kind of, yeah, yeah.

00:36:08.000 I've got the first one.

00:36:09.000 You can get mine on eBay soon, but that's where it's mine.

00:36:12.000 Signed by Nick Dixon, who didn't write in it.

00:36:14.000 Honestly, I looked at a bunch of the Islander 1s and 2s are going for like $200 or $300.

00:36:17.000 Wow.

00:36:18.000 Because we don't reprint them.

00:36:19.000 So anyway.

00:36:20.000 Should we be asking for our cut of that?

00:36:23.000 Hello?

00:36:24.000 Hello?

00:36:25.000 I don't want to destroy the secondary market.

00:36:26.000 What actually happens is that Carl's got them all stuffed in his mattress, where they

00:36:30.000 can accrue even more value.

00:36:32.000 Anyway, so the latest push has been from GQ magazine.

00:36:36.000 And here we see the big promotion tweet that they put out using his biggest quote from

00:36:41.000 it.

00:36:42.000 Medicare for all.

00:36:43.000 TRT for all.

00:36:45.000 Ozempic for all.

00:36:47.000 HRT for all.

00:36:49.000 That's my argument.

00:36:50.000 So even when they're like, this is what men want.

00:36:53.000 It's drugs to deal with the fact that you have poor hormones, no testosterone and are

00:37:01.000 fat.

00:37:02.000 I kind of noticed that there's something weird about this photo. 0.93

00:37:05.000 I can't quite put my finger on it, but he kind of looks trans.

00:37:09.000 He looks like he's just offered me a fantastic deal on a rug.

00:37:13.000 He looks kind of trans.

00:37:15.000 Like, I don't know what it is, man.

00:37:17.000 There's some like...

00:37:18.000 I don't know if I'd say he looks trans.

00:37:20.000 I don't know why, and I can't put my finger on it, but he looks kind of trans.

00:37:25.000 I think there's something in the...

00:37:27.000 He's always had the jokes about him, right?

00:37:29.000 That he's got small head.

00:37:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:31.000 Broad shoulder, tiny head for small peanut brain. 0.99

00:37:33.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:37:34.000 Okay?

00:37:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:36.000 And this photograph does not do the head any favors.

00:37:40.000 It's kind of from a low angle shot to really emphasize how small the head is.

00:37:46.000 Yeah, but he looks like he's lost muscle density and he's gaining sort of like, you

00:37:51.000 know, hormone therapy fat around the gut. 0.99

00:37:53.000 Well, there might be a reason for that.

00:37:55.000 Oh, okay.

00:37:56.000 There might be a reason for that.

00:37:57.000 And I will just preface all of this by saying, like, honestly, I don't actually...

00:38:01.000 I don't hate Hasan.

00:38:02.000 I don't hate Hasan.

00:38:03.000 He seems like if I...

00:38:05.000 My favorite joker.

00:38:06.000 And I did find out when I Googled him that he actually shares the same birthday as me.

00:38:11.000 So, in another life, you know, our parents could have organized joint birthday parties,

00:38:16.000 go to the bowling alley, have some pizza together.

00:38:19.000 It would have been a wonderful time, Hasan.

00:38:21.000 But, sadly, that doesn't seem to be what fate had in store for us.

00:38:25.000 And, you know, he...

00:38:27.000 You know, I don't hate him.

00:38:28.000 He feels like if I didn't talk to him about politics and just sat down and had a beer with him,

00:38:32.000 I could get along with him.

00:38:33.000 Are you getting sucked into the alt-left pipeline?

00:38:35.000 He's a bro.

00:38:36.000 How long until he's true now?

00:38:37.000 He's like the leftist bro.

00:38:39.000 Some would argue I already have.

00:38:43.000 But, it's when it's stuff like this, it really doesn't look great.

00:38:46.000 And we'll get to the article, but first some of the reactions to this alone.

00:38:50.000 You had people saying, like, that's not an argument.

00:38:52.000 Yeah, that's not an argument.

00:38:53.000 That's not how arguments work.

00:38:55.000 That's just a list of demands.

00:38:57.000 And you sound like a spoiled toddler. 0.99

00:38:59.000 Oh, wait.

00:39:00.000 Oh, wait.

00:39:01.000 And then other people saying, give me orange.

00:39:03.000 Give me eat orange.

00:39:04.000 Me eat orange.

00:39:05.000 Me eat orange.

00:39:06.000 Give me eat orange.

00:39:07.000 Give me you.

00:39:08.000 Do you know what that is?

00:39:09.000 Quote for Sandpiker.

00:39:10.000 Do you know what that's a parody of?

00:39:11.000 Is that the Anna Kasparian saying, give me money?

00:39:14.000 Nope.

00:39:15.000 Because that's a classic clip.

00:39:16.000 So, what that's a parody of is that is the longest sentence a gorilla has ever typed.

00:39:23.000 It was Coco the Gorilla, I think it was, where this was like a 16 word sentence or something.

00:39:29.000 And it's just this.

00:39:30.000 Give me orange.

00:39:31.000 Give me eat orange.

00:39:32.000 Give me orange.

00:39:33.000 You give me orange, basically.

00:39:34.000 And it really does fit.

00:39:37.000 It does.

00:39:38.000 And in the replies to this, people were kind of pointing out the kind of thing that you were saying as well, Carl.

00:39:43.000 People are starting to go, yeah, like, this guy's weird.

00:39:46.000 He kind of started to look weird.

00:39:48.000 And Hassan Paika was known for a long time as, like, the really handsome leftist bro Chad.

00:39:55.000 Right?

00:39:56.000 But I've always thought, like, in recent years, he's started to look really, like, greasy and kind of schlubby.

00:40:03.000 And I don't think the beard does him any favours because it kind of looks dirty.

00:40:06.000 He's lost a lot of muscle definition, right?

00:40:08.000 Well, yeah.

00:40:09.000 He doesn't look strong.

00:40:10.000 Yeah.

00:40:11.000 I mean, well, there's more in the article about that as well, which kind of surprised me.

00:40:15.000 Nick, you're in particular going to be very pleased by some stuff that the article says.

00:40:19.000 But there's people saying, this dude's physiognomy looks weird.

00:40:22.000 I don't understand his body.

00:40:24.000 You look at it and you realise there's stuff wrong with it, like some kind of uncanny valley where he's trying to be muscular.

00:40:30.000 He should be muscular.

00:40:32.000 But he used to be.

00:40:33.000 He used to be.

00:40:34.000 I'm staying off.

00:40:35.000 The article's hilarious.

00:40:36.000 I don't do physical appearance attacks because I hate it when people do it to me.

00:40:39.000 It's just one of my rules.

00:40:40.000 I'm just used to it.

00:40:41.000 I'm a principled person.

00:40:42.000 I know, but I always think it's the meanest thing, so I'm just so principled.

00:40:45.000 When it gets into the things he says, I'm happy to.

00:40:47.000 He needs it.

00:40:48.000 No, that's absolutely fine.

00:40:49.000 But part of the reason the article's backfired is the photographs that were included in it,

00:40:55.000 which are going to be really appealing to a particular male demographic, not the one that they were initially aiming for.

00:41:03.000 Straight white men not persuaded.

00:41:05.000 No, not straight white men. 0.93

00:41:06.000 You, of course.

00:41:07.000 But here's Hassan from a few years ago looking much neater.

00:41:10.000 He looks handsome.

00:41:11.000 Much more made up.

00:41:12.000 Looking good.

00:41:13.000 Here's him from last year as Catboy Hassan.

00:41:15.000 I know.

00:41:16.000 Or was it earlier this year?

00:41:17.000 And I mean, he's still ducking Sam.

00:41:19.000 I can't remember.

00:41:20.000 He's still ducking Sam.

00:41:21.000 Yeah, well, obviously.

00:41:22.000 Because of course he would, as a real man would do. 0.92

00:41:25.000 As a real man.

00:41:26.000 But yeah, like I said, this is all part of this weird coordinated push to try and make Hassan Piker the guy to win over the bros onto the kind of, not even liberal democratic,

00:41:38.000 even though, I mean, ultimately what does he end up advocating for?

00:41:42.000 Democrats.

00:41:43.000 Well, yeah.

00:41:44.000 That's the best that he can offer despite LARPing as a revolutionary.

00:41:47.000 He's trying to win white working class bro guys over to the left and into properly radical leftist politics, or at least LARPing as such.

00:41:59.000 So here's one from March, the battle for the bros.

00:42:03.000 And here you can see the greasy green-eyed Turk versus the blue-eyed Aryan sweaty Chad. 1.00

00:42:10.000 And, of course, this article was about Hassan Piker.

00:42:13.000 That's for the New Yorker.

00:42:14.000 Back in, I think this was March as well?

00:42:17.000 Or was it April?

00:42:18.000 It was April.

00:42:19.000 The progressive mind in a body made for the manosphere.

00:42:23.000 The manosphere.

00:42:24.000 This one, again.

00:42:25.000 There's one bit that says his manosphere peers.

00:42:27.000 I'm like, is Hassan really in the manosphere?

00:42:29.000 I've never seen him in the manosphere.

00:42:31.000 He exists the counter.

00:42:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:34.000 The countersignal, the manosphere.

00:42:35.000 So it's weird that they put him in there.

00:42:37.000 Joe Rogan, Hassan Piker, and the art of the hang.

00:42:41.000 Which sounds, again, the recurring theme, kind of homoerotic. 0.98

00:42:45.000 Yeah, it's also lefties trying to figure out how to be normal.

00:42:48.000 The art of the hang guys.

00:42:49.000 Apparently, as I understand it, you sit there and just say things to each other.

00:42:55.000 It's like your middle-aged dad coming in with a backwards cap and a skateboard.

00:42:59.000 Hello, fellow bros. 0.99

00:43:00.000 Instead this time as a middle-aged purple-head lesbian. 1.00

00:43:05.000 More recent ones, Hassan Piker, the himbo gateway drug to the left. 1.00

00:43:09.000 Again, though, that's not going to attract straight men.

00:43:13.000 No.

00:43:14.000 No straight man has ever used the word himbo without slightly retching. 0.77

00:43:18.000 I just did it then.

00:43:19.000 But also, this correlates with the decline in Hassan's own audience, right?

00:43:22.000 Because a year or two ago, he'd have like 40...

00:43:25.000 Didn't you say he's been overtaken by Asmund?

00:43:26.000 Yeah, yeah, he'd have like 40,000 live viewers on Twitch.

00:43:28.000 And now he's down to about 18,000 or something.

00:43:31.000 So it's like, that's...

00:43:32.000 Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:33.000 That's quite a steep drop.

00:43:34.000 And yet, they're sort of like, oh no, we've got to give Hassan the push.

00:43:36.000 And I think it's because, frankly, people are sick of him.

00:43:38.000 I'm amazed at the numbers he's doing.

00:43:39.000 I did a four hour, 38 minutes feed.

00:43:41.000 I thought, that's quite long.

00:43:42.000 He does like 10 hours a day, apparently.

00:43:43.000 12 hours.

00:43:44.000 I'm like rookie numbers.

00:43:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:46.000 It's the art of...

00:43:47.000 A house like eight hours of it is an empty chair with somebody else's video playing. 0.99

00:43:50.000 But still, that's work, dammit. 0.98

00:43:53.000 Nap time is included as work time. 0.98

00:43:56.000 And then another one, like literally just last week,

00:43:59.000 the next generation of progressive pundits is here with Hassan Piker looking disheveled and greasy.

00:44:06.000 And then we get the GQ one.

00:44:09.000 And you can immediately tell where this is going.

00:44:13.000 I mean...

00:44:14.000 It's like a Sacha Baron Cohen character, that one, isn't it?

00:44:17.000 Yeah, it does, yeah.

00:44:18.000 If I...

00:44:19.000 If some photographer and journalist came into my home for a puff piece and asked Harry,

00:44:25.000 can you pose like this for us?

00:44:27.000 No.

00:44:28.000 No.

00:44:29.000 I thought you were going to say, yeah, Harry.

00:44:31.000 I'd probably spit at them. 0.65

00:44:33.000 Yeah.

00:44:34.000 That's a bit moderate for my time.

00:44:36.000 Fair.

00:44:37.000 But the photos don't get any better.

00:44:39.000 Here's him just getting out of the pool.

00:44:42.000 Where is it?

00:44:43.000 I'll just get it out of the way.

00:44:44.000 Here's him sat in the pool.

00:44:46.000 And then where's the worst one?

00:44:47.000 Let's get it straight out of the way.

00:44:48.000 Come on.

00:44:49.000 Where did it...

00:44:50.000 Here's him in the bath.

00:44:51.000 Proof that he's had a bath.

00:44:52.000 Well, true.

00:44:53.000 More than most Turks can say. 0.91

00:44:55.000 With his little rubber ducky.

00:44:58.000 Are there any more photos or is that it?

00:45:00.000 Or are there any more...

00:45:01.000 And then there's the photo from the thing.

00:45:02.000 Then there's the transgender photo. 0.88

00:45:03.000 We're all noticing that, like, as a straight man, these aren't the kind of activities that

00:45:09.000 I want to see, like, oh, he's so cool.

00:45:12.000 Yeah.

00:45:13.000 He's so...

00:45:14.000 He's speaking to me.

00:45:15.000 He's literally me.

00:45:16.000 He's going to be my Ryan Gosling.

00:45:17.000 You're saying bros don't have bubble baths.

00:45:19.000 You're saying Rogan wouldn't put those bubble baths.

00:45:21.000 He has ice baths.

00:45:22.000 It's a big difference.

00:45:24.000 He probably does, yeah.

00:45:26.000 He probably...

00:45:27.000 Yeah.

00:45:28.000 No, he does have ice baths.

00:45:29.000 He's posted videos of it before where he's like, I think like he's about to die.

00:45:32.000 Brucil, yeah.

00:45:33.000 In the ice bath.

00:45:34.000 But then...

00:45:35.000 Then you start to read the article.

00:45:38.000 Oh god.

00:45:39.000 And it feels like the article should be read in a particular tone of voice.

00:45:44.000 So let me see if I can dial that in right.

00:45:47.000 Here's how Hasan Piker starts each day. 1.00

00:45:51.000 Working out, shooting the shit. 0.99

00:45:53.000 It's Monday at 8.30am and we're in the backyard of a house in West Hollywood where there's 1.00

00:45:58.000 a makeshift private gym with benches, pull down machines and dumbbells galore.

00:46:05.000 This is where the 34 year old political influencer keeps his thirsted after body fit.

00:46:12.000 Joined by a few other neighborhood characters, including a guy who works on Pod Save America.

00:46:18.000 His Bernie's beefcake, Kaya, tussles with a few other golden brown dogs.

00:46:25.000 As Piker burns through his 70 minute workout, exhausting himself in the process, he strips

00:46:31.000 his shirt off. 0.96

00:46:32.000 An army of girls and gays, not to mention admiring Luxmexers, would kill to be where I am right 1.00

00:46:40.000 now, next to Piker. 0.98

00:46:42.000 I see pants and a pair of neon shorts.

00:46:45.000 Well, I'm definitely tuning in to Hasan Piker.

00:46:48.000 Well, who is this appealing to?

00:46:50.000 Who is this?

00:46:51.000 Do you know what?

00:46:52.000 Who is this for?

00:46:53.000 It's quite your...

00:46:54.000 That voice you did, it reminded me more of like a Bret Easton Ellis novel.

00:46:57.000 You read the whole thing, it's just like...

00:46:58.000 It's a bit American Psych.

00:46:59.000 Yeah, it's American Psych. 1.00

00:47:00.000 It's like a narcissistic monster. 0.95

00:47:01.000 It's like hanging out by the pool making weird references. 0.98

00:47:04.000 It's not won me.

00:47:06.000 It's not won me over.

00:47:07.000 No. 0.98

00:47:08.000 Be it gay. 1.00

00:47:09.000 Very gay. 1.00

00:47:10.000 Intensely gay. 1.00

00:47:11.000 It is weird. 0.94

00:47:12.000 It gets weird when he gets into him quoting and just all...

00:47:15.000 Piker's trainers fib to me... 0.95

00:47:18.000 And this is where you'll be pleased.

00:47:19.000 Piker's trainers fib to me about how much he's been bench pressing.

00:47:23.000 300 pounds before the real number comes out.

00:47:26.000 175.

00:47:27.000 His personal best is 285, which is quite impressive.

00:47:30.000 But honestly, he's about the same size as me and he's probably about 20 pounds heavier.

00:47:35.000 175 is nowhere near as impressive as I was expecting.

00:47:39.000 I was at least going to try and be kind and say,

00:47:42.000 well, he probably outlifts me on the big three lifts, right?

00:47:45.000 But when I see that, I'm shocked.

00:47:48.000 I'm shocked.

00:47:49.000 Not so impressed, Hasan. 0.69

00:47:50.000 Gotta be honest.

00:47:51.000 Hang on.

00:47:52.000 Once...

00:47:53.000 That's 79 kilograms.

00:47:54.000 Yeah.

00:47:55.000 Yeah.

00:47:56.000 That's lower than me.

00:47:57.000 I told you the other day I could do 385 and I don't...

00:47:59.000 That's not even...

00:48:00.000 I mean, he doesn't give his rep ranges.

00:48:01.000 That's terrible.

00:48:02.000 3 for 10.

00:48:03.000 But still, that's nowhere near as good as I was expecting to hear about.

00:48:06.000 Especially on all these drugs he's apparently on.

00:48:08.000 Yeah.

00:48:09.000 Crazy. 0.89

00:48:10.000 The conversation among the seven men and women grows increasingly unhinged. 0.98

00:48:13.000 Jokes about semen retention exercises?

00:48:16.000 Morphing into a discussion about which Hollywood plastic surgeon is least likely to kill you.

00:48:22.000 The neometta is ballerina cups.

00:48:23.000 So relatable, bro.

00:48:24.000 Unbeatable, bro.

00:48:25.000 Pycom uses at one point.

00:48:27.000 They start joking that Nick Fuentes is gay, which should make you a big fan of his, where 0.99

00:48:31.000 they joke about cat boy porn. 0.91

00:48:33.000 So he's like catching up to Twitter memes about Fuentes from two years ago at this point.

00:48:38.000 Do you know the weirdest thing to me is like, everything about this guy, and it kind

00:48:41.000 of is what we've said, but the only thing that's leftist about him is that he sometimes

00:48:45.000 says leftist things.

00:48:46.000 But everything else about him is just a guy out in wherever he is, by the pool in...

00:48:51.000 Is he in Hollywood or whatever?

00:48:52.000 That kind of thing.

00:48:53.000 L.A.

00:48:54.000 So he's in L.A. by the pool.

00:48:55.000 He's doing all this, like, which plastic surgeon do you use?

00:48:57.000 You know, which HRT are you on?

00:48:58.000 So he's just the same as any actor or anyone else like that.

00:49:00.000 Yeah.

00:49:01.000 But he goes, oh, Palestine, and he's on Twitch, but he's not really in any...

00:49:04.000 He says, give me stuff for free.

00:49:06.000 Yeah, but he's not out there like working on the infrastructure and like, how are we

00:49:10.000 gonna...

00:49:11.000 You know, it's not like Stalin stuff.

00:49:12.000 It's like, it's just an actor, basically.

00:49:15.000 Yeah.

00:49:16.000 Instead...

00:49:17.000 In the interest of time, can we get to the conclusion on this one?

00:49:19.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:49:20.000 All right.

00:49:21.000 Sure, okay.

00:49:22.000 I went too long, I'm so sorry.

00:49:23.000 London was just so vibrant.

00:49:24.000 That's all right.

00:49:25.000 Basically, the rest of the article just goes on to say about how he's a leftist.

00:49:30.000 He's a massive leftist.

00:49:32.000 He's got into trouble with things.

00:49:34.000 It goes over his fitness supplement sack, which includes an espresso shot, four creatine

00:49:41.000 pills.

00:49:42.000 You don't need to take that much creatine.

00:49:43.000 As someone who doesn't know anything about creatine, how many should you take?

00:49:46.000 I mean, if it's a five milligram pill, just one.

00:49:48.000 All right.

00:49:49.000 That's...

00:49:50.000 You just...

00:49:51.000 You should just only have to take one.

00:49:52.000 And he takes minoxidil and finasteride, where he says, I'm technically on HRT and has

00:49:56.000 DHT blockers for hair loss that he's been taking for years now at this point.

00:50:00.000 So that's kind of unclear if he's also on like actual testosterone replacement therapy.

00:50:05.000 So he's on a weird cocktail of drugs that are hormone replacement therapy.

00:50:08.000 Yeah.

00:50:09.000 That might just be a joke about being on finasteride.

00:50:10.000 That's why I can't tell.

00:50:11.000 I can't tell.

00:50:12.000 Yeah.

00:50:13.000 It's kind of unclear, but also he's had like PED allegations in the past.

00:50:16.000 So, I mean, first things first, Hasan, just let it, let it go naturally, man.

00:50:19.000 If your hair goes, your hair goes.

00:50:20.000 It's all right.

00:50:21.000 You can miss the like blooming lucky good hair over there. 0.99

00:50:24.000 Oh yeah.

00:50:25.000 But you just go to Turkey.

00:50:26.000 I'm sure you've got the money.

00:50:27.000 Get it.

00:50:28.000 Oh yeah.

00:50:29.000 He could definitely do that.

00:50:30.000 Right.

00:50:31.000 He's got, he's doubtless got an uncle or something who doesn't.

00:50:32.000 Yeah.

00:50:33.000 Right.

00:50:34.000 Like this, is this why he looks so sort of bandy?

00:50:37.000 It might be if he's taking stuff that's going to mess with his hormones.

00:50:41.000 That can't be good.

00:50:42.000 Especially testosterone.

00:50:43.000 If his testosterone is going down because of some stuff that he's taking, he's having

00:50:46.000 to bring it back up with TRT.

00:50:48.000 If he's on it, which he might be given that he advocates for like, oh, give me TRT for

00:50:53.000 free in this.

00:50:54.000 Uh, then yeah, that can messing with your hormones can do weird things.

00:50:57.000 Right.

00:50:58.000 Essentially.

00:50:59.000 It might just be that he's just a bit chubbier than he used to be as well.

00:51:04.000 Uh, he's on birth control.

00:51:05.000 So he's gaining weight.

00:51:06.000 Let's skip past it.

00:51:07.000 One of the interesting things in here is that apparently it says further down, it goes

00:51:11.000 into his recent stuff with Ethan Klein and whatnot.

00:51:14.000 Ethan Klein destroyed him on it.

00:51:15.000 It was great.

00:51:16.000 Yeah.

00:51:17.000 With all the other stuff that he's been going on.

00:51:18.000 It says that he's been helping.

00:51:19.000 Here we go.

00:51:20.000 Uh, it says,

00:51:21.000 Piker has genuine convictions.

00:51:22.000 Uh, remember the web back in 2010s when YouTube was just Ben Shapiro and wrecking blue

00:51:28.000 head SJWs back in the golden days, Carl.

00:51:30.000 Better times.

00:51:31.000 Yeah.

00:51:32.000 Now there's a cluster of progressive influence who's, who Piker proudly calls Hassan Abbey 0.56

00:51:36.000 heads.

00:51:37.000 He co-signs Sean DeBlack, Chris Kunzler, Jam and Overzealot.

00:51:41.000 He's also trying to mentor new establishment Dem influencers like Dean Withers and Harry

00:51:48.000 Sisson, who speaks to personally.

00:51:52.000 So Hassan Piker, who's the one who's going to be the draw for young men into being able

00:51:57.000 to like join the left and be proud.

00:51:59.000 I can still be a man manly and be on the left is also now mentoring the Dem twinks who 0.96

00:52:05.000 are part of that one Marine Navy SEAL guy's personal concubine, which is pretty impressive. 1.00

00:52:12.000 He at least attacks the Democrats.

00:52:13.000 See there, I'm with him. 1.00

00:52:14.000 He says Democrats suck. 1.00

00:52:15.000 No one likes them. 1.00

00:52:16.000 They're fake and lame. 0.97

00:52:17.000 And he, and he's, you know, and he's obviously criticized Israel and I don't agree with this 0.92

00:52:20.000 worship of Israel on parts of the right.

00:52:22.000 So I, I'm like, yeah, he's got some points.

00:52:25.000 Sure.

00:52:27.000 Once again, I don't, I don't hate the guy.

00:52:29.000 I don't even necessarily disagree with everything he says all of the time.

00:52:33.000 I don't hate him.

00:52:34.000 I don't really understand it.

00:52:35.000 This does not paint a good picture of him.

00:52:37.000 And then one of the last paragraphs is basically questioning his mental health, where he's

00:52:41.000 like saying to himself, I wonder if starting the stream and doing 12 hours a day every

00:52:46.000 day on Twitch and just shouting at people is good for my brain.

00:52:50.000 I wonder what this is doing to my brain.

00:52:52.000 I'm sure the hormones are doing just fine.

00:52:54.000 Yeah.

00:52:55.000 And then he criticizes make America healthy again as effing charlatans, which is where

00:53:00.000 he then drops the Medicare, TRT, Ozempic, HRT.

00:53:04.000 Don't try and be actually healthy guys.

00:53:06.000 Just inject a load of drugs and you will be fine.

00:53:09.000 He's a science truster.

00:53:10.000 Yes.

00:53:11.000 Like Ozempic.

00:53:12.000 There was a thing that came out the other day that Ozempic's been making people blind,

00:53:15.000 right?

00:53:16.000 And they're viable.

00:53:17.000 They're, they're, they're open to a lawsuit on this now.

00:53:19.000 And so he's just like, yeah, Ozempic for all, trust the science.

00:53:21.000 I would never take it because people who take it look weird.

00:53:23.000 They lose too much too quickly.

00:53:24.000 They lose muscle and they just look weird.

00:53:26.000 And I can see straight away.

00:53:27.000 They look like skeletal, don't you?

00:53:28.000 Yeah.

00:53:29.000 I don't like it.

00:53:30.000 I would never do it.

00:53:31.000 See, I'm too much of a conspiracy theorist.

00:53:32.000 I think it's going to kill me.

00:53:33.000 Yeah.

00:53:34.000 Same.

00:53:35.000 Yeah.

00:53:36.000 So not a great sell for him.

00:53:37.000 And he has been arguing with his chat over whether it was a good sell or not.

00:53:40.000 And it's slowly coming over to the, listen, I thought it'd be good at the time,

00:53:43.000 but yeah, I, I, I did look pretty gay in it.

00:53:46.000 So as far as I can tell the left still massively struggling to attract young men over to their 0.73

00:53:53.000 side because they still hate you.

00:53:55.000 And this is the best they've got.

00:53:58.000 Bad luck left wingers.

00:53:59.000 Yeah.

00:54:00.000 Um, that's where I am.

00:54:02.000 I agree with Hassan's take on reparations as a Bulgarian.

00:54:04.000 Where are my reparations?

00:54:05.000 Good point.

00:54:06.000 Uh, 79 kilograms.

00:54:08.000 That's beginner's weight.

00:54:09.000 Uh, for the time we're going to have to skip a couple, I'm afraid.

00:54:11.000 Once you have 10 Islanders, you can release a hardcover edition with all 10 added memoirs

00:54:14.000 of the advancement and growth exclusive.

00:54:16.000 Maybe, but I don't know if I want to.

00:54:18.000 Uh, Hassan loves Houthi and Hezbollahs and Hamas.

00:54:21.000 He is most fervent terrorist supporter on Twitch.

00:54:23.000 Yeah.

00:54:24.000 I mean, he keeps interviewing them.

00:54:25.000 Um, and his head is far too small for his body, Sargon.

00:54:28.000 That's why he looks like he's got a tiny weird head.

00:54:29.000 Now he's always had a tiny weird head, but I looked at small photos of him like from

00:54:33.000 like five years ago and he actually looks strong.

00:54:35.000 Like his muscles look quite well defined.

00:54:37.000 Now he looks really ropey.

00:54:38.000 Like he does look like he had bad gyno in some of those pictures though.

00:54:41.000 So he might have actually been on steroids.

00:54:44.000 Yeah.

00:54:45.000 And, uh, yeah, people mentioning, well, they can't get their own Joe Rogan of the left

00:54:49.000 because he was the Joe Rogan of the left.

00:54:50.000 Yes.

00:54:51.000 Yes.

00:54:52.000 Yeah.

00:54:53.000 I mean, right.

00:54:54.000 Let's, let's carry on.

00:54:55.000 So you've doubtless watched the Sydney Sweeney Aryan princess. 0.99

00:54:58.000 Uh, like, uh, I guess we'll call them adverts.

00:55:02.000 I think they're adverts.

00:55:03.000 Um, jeans.

00:55:04.000 Um, jeans.

00:55:05.000 I think they're selling something.

00:55:06.000 Uh, but yeah, the adverts where Sydney Sweeney is there.

00:55:09.000 Uh, and they're like, Sydney Sweeney has great jeans and everyone freaked out because 0.95

00:55:14.000 of the double entendre of over an obvious pun.

00:55:16.000 Yeah.

00:55:17.000 Of the obvious pun.

00:55:18.000 And there were, there were certain demographics who took this way worse than others.

00:55:22.000 Um, really, really badly, actually.

00:55:26.000 Uh, again, it's like, okay.

00:55:28.000 Yeah.

00:55:29.000 Haha.

00:55:30.000 Very funny.

00:55:31.000 But the, the, the, the play here is of course, Sydney Sweeney is hot. 0.98

00:55:34.000 He inherits her hotness from her parents.

00:55:36.000 Therefore, she has great jeans. 1.00

00:55:37.000 It is a double entendre on the fact that she is wearing and selling jeans. 0.99

00:55:41.000 Actually, it wasn't something that was advertising Nazism.

00:55:45.000 No, Trump would agree.

00:55:46.000 He's always on about it.

00:55:47.000 Great jeans.

00:55:48.000 It's the jeans.

00:55:49.000 Yeah.

00:55:50.000 But I mean, this is right.

00:55:52.000 Don't admit that you're that jealous.

00:55:54.000 Like it's like that.

00:55:55.000 Um, Kate Smith where he keeps posting.

00:55:57.000 No, one's at an Edinburgh show saying it's Oasis.

00:55:59.000 Like Kate, stop telling everyone that no one's come to your show.

00:56:02.000 It's like, if I was jealous of Sydney Sweeney as a girl, I just don't think I'd like post

00:56:05.000 me doing a double finger at her.

00:56:08.000 Do you see what I mean?

00:56:09.000 Like a resentful.

00:56:10.000 It's so impotent.

00:56:11.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:56:12.000 It's like, you've just lost.

00:56:13.000 You're like, I am not as attractive as you.

00:56:15.000 Ah, shakes fist at the sky.

00:56:17.000 Yeah, but don't tell everyone. 0.99

00:56:18.000 The thing is, there's quite a lot of pictures of black women, well, fat black women intentionally 0.99

00:56:23.000 and unintentionally just being furious at Sydney Sweeney. 0.93

00:56:26.000 There's that candid one of Sydney Sweeney just taking an interview with a woman in the

00:56:30.000 background.

00:56:31.000 Yeah.

00:56:32.000 Yeah.

00:56:33.000 Angry.

00:56:34.000 But this is, this is something that Sydney Sweeney, it's a cross she has to bear, but for

00:56:37.000 being attractive in public and making money out of her attractiveness. 0.87

00:56:41.000 Now she is the poster woman for Nazism. 0.97

00:56:45.000 Um, anyway, a lot of, a lot of, uh, black women have taken this very poorly as you can 1.00

00:56:50.000 imagine.

00:56:51.000 Uh, what I do have is a problem talking about the best genes and what they are in the word

00:56:56.000 play.

00:56:57.000 That's where the line has been crossed and say, yeah, it was, it was about her being

00:56:59.000 hot.

00:57:00.000 You brought the her being white thing to the conversation because, and you can see this

00:57:04.000 in literally all of their tweets. 0.98

00:57:06.000 You guys hate what white people and we're well aware of this. 0.96

00:57:08.000 And so, uh, the New Yorker was like, Sydney Sweeney is an adoring legion, the most extreme 0.98

00:57:13.000 of whom want to recruit her as an Aryan princess.

00:57:16.000 And she loves it.

00:57:18.000 Yeah.

00:57:19.000 She clearly is playing into it.

00:57:21.000 Maybe.

00:57:22.000 But like I found some rogue telegram groups in which, you know, Hitler Groper 1488 was 0.88

00:57:28.000 calling her an Aryan princess.

00:57:30.000 I need to mainstream that.

00:57:31.000 I need to make that the face of Sydney Sweeney's advertising campaign because that'll make 0.99

00:57:35.000 everyone go.

00:57:36.000 Oh yes, that's right.

00:57:37.000 I don't find Sydney Sweeney sexy. 0.99

00:57:39.000 That's what they'll do.

00:57:40.000 They won't go.

00:57:41.000 Okay.

00:57:42.000 Well, if that's what it is, then that's fine.

00:57:44.000 So this article remarkable right now, this is written by Doreen St. Felix.

00:57:50.000 Now, do we want to go through Doreen's tweets before or after the article?

00:57:54.000 I can guess.

00:57:56.000 Let me just, I'm going to Google what she looks like. 0.85

00:57:59.000 You can Google.

00:58:00.000 I'm in shock.

00:58:01.000 Yep.

00:58:02.000 She is exactly what you think.

00:58:03.000 You can't look at her Twitter account, though, because she's locked it.

00:58:05.000 But we have some tweets.

00:58:07.000 So before or after, guys, do we want to do them first or no?

00:58:10.000 I'll leave it to our guest.

00:58:11.000 I don't know.

00:58:12.000 I mean, we already know what they're going to be.

00:58:15.000 I say after then.

00:58:16.000 Okay.

00:58:17.000 Right.

00:58:18.000 So in this, it's not very substantive, but she...

00:58:21.000 What a shock.

00:58:22.000 Yeah, if you can believe it.

00:58:23.000 She goes on about, well, Beyonce had a jeans advert and nobody cared.

00:58:26.000 But then she goes, all of Sydney Sweeney's clips depict her as a supplicant, including

00:58:32.000 the one that you've likely seen.

00:58:34.000 Sydney's whole body lying supine as a kind of landscape.

00:58:37.000 The camera panning over her as she zips up her jeans, cooing.

00:58:40.000 Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality

00:58:45.000 and eye color.

00:58:46.000 My jeans are blue.

00:58:47.000 And then it says, Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. 0.94

00:58:49.000 It's like, yep.

00:58:50.000 That's what Hitler would have designed. 0.97

00:58:52.000 Yeah, it's just an advertising thing.

00:58:53.000 They thought in an advertising room, this is clever.

00:58:55.000 And then Sydney Sweeney says it as an actor.

00:58:58.000 And that's it really, isn't it?

00:58:59.000 Yeah.

00:59:00.000 I do think part of it was probably thinking this might also generate anger, which will

00:59:05.000 get more attention on us.

00:59:06.000 Well, one thing I did say before on air, the thing about Sydney Sweeney, she just owns it. 1.00

00:59:09.000 She's like, hey, I'm hot, guys.

00:59:11.000 Here's some soap. 0.99

00:59:12.000 And where's... 1.00

00:59:13.000 Look at my tits. 1.00

00:59:14.000 Buy this thing. 0.99

00:59:15.000 Literally, this was all adverts before about 2010.

00:59:18.000 Exactly.

00:59:19.000 But now what you have to have, even with the girl, Emily Ratajkowski thingy, she was in

00:59:22.000 this blurred line, incredibly kind of non-feminist video, but she still will put a post and 0.97

00:59:27.000 have to say something about empowerment.

00:59:28.000 I'm so empowered, guys.

00:59:29.000 Picture of my body.

00:59:30.000 Whereas Sydney doesn't bother with that hypocrisy. 1.00

00:59:33.000 She just goes, I'm hot, guys.

00:59:34.000 There it is.

00:59:35.000 I'm my bathroom.

00:59:36.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:59:37.000 Oh, no.

00:59:38.000 But the thing is, at no point is this about race, right?

00:59:44.000 At no point is this about race.

00:59:45.000 This is about an attractive woman saying, hey, guys, I'm hot. 0.98

00:59:48.000 Buy my stuff.

00:59:49.000 I get paid for this.

00:59:50.000 You know I get paid for this.

00:59:51.000 You like sexy women. 0.99

00:59:52.000 Let's all, you know, work together on this.

00:59:55.000 All right.

00:59:56.000 We're all agreed.

00:59:57.000 This is a joint effort here.

00:59:59.000 On the same page.

01:00:00.000 No, but that's what it is. 0.96

01:00:01.000 And especially after having 10 years of, well, fat black women being the main stars of 1.00

01:00:06.000 adverts, you know, it's like, okay, it's a return to normal normalcy. 0.57

01:00:10.000 And this has been taken as an explicitly racial act.

01:00:15.000 The illusion is incoherent, of course, unless we root around for other meanings.

01:00:20.000 We don't have to search long.

01:00:21.000 Jeans referring to Sweeney's famously large breasts.

01:00:24.000 Jeans referring to her whiteness. 0.64

01:00:27.000 And they're not that big.

01:00:29.000 I mean, yeah, they're not that big, but I mean, she's doing fine.

01:00:32.000 But then it gets, no, no, no.

01:00:34.000 But the thing is, that's the top level.

01:00:36.000 We're going to go down a level, remember.

01:00:38.000 Right.

01:00:39.000 Interestingly, breasts and the desire for them are stereotyped as objects of white desire.

01:00:44.000 What? 1.00

01:00:45.000 As opposed to, say, the black man's hunger for ass. 1.00

01:00:48.000 That's a direct quote. 1.00

01:00:50.000 Hunger, is it?

01:00:52.000 That's so weird.

01:00:54.000 She wrote that down.

01:00:55.000 She wrote that down and went, yeah, that's the article.

01:00:57.000 She was thinking from-

01:00:58.000 And then someone proofread it and was like, yeah.

01:00:59.000 She's thinking from personal experience there.

01:01:01.000 That's just nonsense though, isn't it? 1.00

01:01:03.000 Black men famously known for not liking breasts? 1.00

01:01:05.000 I don't believe that. 0.99

01:01:06.000 It is.

01:01:07.000 It is a bit of a stereotype that they prefer.

01:01:09.000 I know they've liked the second one, but I didn't know they were known for not liking

01:01:12.000 the first.

01:01:13.000 Okay.

01:01:14.000 Well, there we go. 0.94

01:01:15.000 And the fact that Sidney Sweeney is known for her breasts and not her buttocks- 0.99

01:01:16.000 I see. 0.98

01:01:17.000 Well, it's clearly white supremacy.

01:01:18.000 There we go. 1.00

01:01:19.000 Clearly she needs to show more of her arse. 1.00

01:01:21.000 Yes. 1.00

01:01:22.000 Yes, exactly.

01:01:23.000 That's the solution.

01:01:24.000 She's got her now.

01:01:25.000 But you can see, unpacking it, there's the Nazism underneath it. 0.83

01:01:29.000 And so yeah, she says, Sweeney is on the precipice of totalizing fame, has an adoring legion,

01:01:34.000 the most extreme of all want to recruit her as a kind of Aryan princess. 0.92

01:01:38.000 To them, she signals, as my colleague Lauren Michelle Jackson wrote, rejoicing in a perceived

01:01:43.000 return to a bygone beauty standard in the wake of all that overzealous feminism they 1.00

01:01:48.000 blame on the left.

01:01:49.000 It's like, hello, bass department.

01:01:50.000 Yes, please.

01:01:51.000 Yeah.

01:01:52.000 It's not very bygone when everyone still openly prefers it.

01:01:55.000 Well, yeah, it's just any study shows this. 0.77

01:01:57.000 I'd hate to get all Aryan, but people like hot blonde chicks down there. 1.00

01:02:02.000 Very Eurocentric of you.

01:02:04.000 You're not going to say that's bygone.

01:02:06.000 It's not terribly controversial to suggest that actually beautiful women sell things better 0.57

01:02:10.000 than very fat men. 0.97

01:02:11.000 Very fat men. 0.99

01:02:12.000 There you go. 0.99

01:02:13.000 I mean, they did try putting ugly people on advertisements and then Jaguar bombed.

01:02:18.000 Yep. 0.88

01:02:19.000 And she goes on, Stephen Colbert was like, listen, guys, I know I'm a crazy leftist, but I think

01:02:25.000 that maybe you're going a little bit far with this.

01:02:27.000 Even I am not persuaded that this is actually Nazi propaganda.

01:02:32.000 She says, Colbert, who hosts The Late Show, not for long, with a persecuted swagger, chastised

01:02:38.000 the outraged who see the ad as master race propaganda, claiming that they were overreacting.

01:02:44.000 No, no, guys, the jeans company is like, yeah, now's the time for master race propaganda 0.95

01:02:49.000 and we're going to do it via Sydney Sweeney. 0.99

01:02:51.000 Can't you handle the stupid pun, in other words? 0.99

01:02:54.000 To be clear, many of us, the Negroes, the queers, the hairy feminists, etc., do not react 1.00

01:02:58.000 out of a feeling of personal injury, as if the blondness's beauty standard has terrorised 0.99

01:03:02.000 us.

01:03:03.000 Whom does that terrorise more than the cis white women, honestly? 1.00

01:03:06.000 To which I say, BS. 0.83

01:03:08.000 You are acting like this is a personal attack on you.

01:03:12.000 Like, it's so weird that you act like this is a bloody personal attack.

01:03:15.000 She is a strange figure of hate for the left. 0.99

01:03:17.000 I was, I told you, the first to do a Lotus Eaters segment on Sydney years ago.

01:03:20.000 You were.

01:03:21.000 I remember Callum's bemusement, and it was, it was, I put it in there because her family

01:03:25.000 were being attacked for being Trump supporters.

01:03:27.000 Right.

01:03:28.000 And now it's come out recently, she's a registered Republican, so she's a kind of natural figure

01:03:31.000 of hate for them on multiple levels.

01:03:33.000 Wait, Sydney, Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican.

01:03:36.000 Yes, that came out.

01:03:37.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:03:38.000 Yeah.

01:03:39.000 And, of course, her whole family are Trump supporters, and she would be.

01:03:41.000 Well, I mean...

01:03:42.000 She doesn't go on about it, but...

01:03:43.000 She's probably not a very political person, I mean...

01:03:45.000 No, but she, yeah, if her family are...

01:03:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:03:48.000 Like, yeah, cool, yeah.

01:03:49.000 I mean, there are other interviews in which Sydney Sweeney says, well, look, I'm just

01:03:52.000 doing this for money, because acting doesn't pay the bills anymore.

01:03:54.000 But anyway, so yeah, Doreen here has a Twitter account, and it was open until very recently,

01:04:01.000 where you get some, well, absolute bangers. 0.99

01:04:05.000 In 2014, she tweeted, quote, I hate white men. 1.00

01:04:08.000 You are all the worst. 1.00

01:04:09.000 Go and nurse your Oedipal complexes and leave the earth to the browns and the women. 1.00

01:04:13.000 And that was on Christmas Eve and all.

01:04:15.000 That was.

01:04:16.000 Merry Christmas, everyone.

01:04:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:19.000 Merry Christmas.

01:04:20.000 Thank you.

01:04:21.000 Thank you, Doreen.

01:04:22.000 That's very nice.

01:04:23.000 I'm starting to think that it's not us that have the kind of racial supremacy complex.

01:04:28.000 There are loads, absolutely loads.

01:04:31.000 These are even worse than I predicted.

01:04:33.000 Yeah.

01:04:34.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:35.000 Whiteness fills me with a lot of hate. 0.97

01:04:37.000 Can't really be a prude about that anymore. 0.98

01:04:39.000 I'm often angry and hateful about it. 0.96

01:04:41.000 Just sat there on my own, Christmas Eve, seething about white people. 1.00

01:04:45.000 Never have I felt more that whiteness is the uncanny valley, so we don't look human. 0.94

01:04:50.000 A capital letter at the start of a sentence is an instance of whiteness or something. 0.72

01:04:54.000 Yes.

01:04:55.000 Because you can't seem to use it.

01:04:56.000 Well, she's a bit here and there. 0.99

01:04:58.000 White supremacy is satanic and white people, it's done in your name. 0.99

01:05:03.000 It upholds every inch of your lifestyle and threatens every inch of mine. 0.99

01:05:06.000 Okay, Ms. Farrakhan. 0.97

01:05:08.000 It's going to really suck when we have a white president again, back in 2015. 0.98

01:05:14.000 End of Obama. 0.98

01:05:15.000 I guess she's not been happy since, to be honest.

01:05:18.000 Write like no white is watching. 0.93

01:05:21.000 So, as you can see, I don't think I need to labour the point.

01:05:24.000 Sadly, they were.

01:05:25.000 And they were collecting data.

01:05:27.000 We literally started a plague, apparently, in one of these as well.

01:05:31.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:05:32.000 White people don't bathe? 0.98

01:05:34.000 What? 1.00

01:05:35.000 It's in their blood.

01:05:36.000 The lack of hygiene literally started a demonic plague.

01:05:38.000 It sounds a little bit genes-y.

01:05:39.000 It's in their genes, is it?

01:05:41.000 Well, I mean, literally, it's in their blood, she says.

01:05:43.000 This is way more eugenics-y than Sydney went. 0.71

01:05:47.000 Of all of the stereotypes, this weird one that white people don't wash themselves.

01:05:52.000 I've never heard that. 0.82

01:05:53.000 Have you heard of the thing where some ghetto black types tend to be really, really obsessive 1.00

01:06:00.000 over washing your ass? 1.00

01:06:02.000 Yes. 1.00

01:06:03.000 Yes.

01:06:04.000 Yeah.

01:06:05.000 I have indeed watched What's-His-Faces.

01:06:06.000 What was-

01:06:07.000 I know the guy too.

01:06:08.000 Yeah, I know the one.

01:06:09.000 The book-breaking guy.

01:06:10.000 Yeah.

01:06:11.000 Tariq Nasheed.

01:06:12.000 That's it, yeah. 0.99

01:06:13.000 Tariq Nasheed desperately wants you to have a clean arse. 0.99

01:06:15.000 Okay. 0.99

01:06:16.000 Is that about hygiene?

01:06:17.000 And for some reason they just think that white people don't do stuff like that and therefore 0.96

01:06:21.000 are just, what, walking around with unwiped arses? 0.91

01:06:23.000 I mean, as-

01:06:24.000 It's really strange.

01:06:25.000 I've never heard that.

01:06:26.000 I've heard that white people are the opposite, if anything, like, kind of too, you know, nerdy 0.93

01:06:30.000 about stuff.

01:06:31.000 They're constantly saying, oh, you don't have to wash your hair every day.

01:06:33.000 It's like, if I don't, it's greasy, so I wash my hair every day.

01:06:36.000 But what's the problem?

01:06:37.000 Like-

01:06:38.000 It's women that don't wash their hair. 1.00

01:06:39.000 I've seen that come out.

01:06:40.000 Right, okay.

01:06:41.000 There's like a load of tweets about they wash it way less than you think.

01:06:43.000 Yeah.

01:06:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:45.000 Because they can't, because it's a big thing for them.

01:06:46.000 But this thing about it's in their blood and we cause syphilis and all, I mean, she's 0.99

01:06:51.000 talking about, like, diseases of the past.

01:06:53.000 Yes.

01:06:54.000 The past was less hygienic in general.

01:06:55.000 But the Black Plague came from the East anyway.

01:06:58.000 It probably came from China.

01:06:59.000 So she's not right about that.

01:07:01.000 It wasn't to do with washing it.

01:07:02.000 There are still tribes in Kenya that live in, like, mud and cow dung huts. 1.00

01:07:08.000 Sure.

01:07:09.000 Which is just like-

01:07:10.000 Look at these ones.

01:07:11.000 Then you get to the real sort of salt.

01:07:13.000 Been in love with a lot of men, white, since, but none of them ever called me their girlfriend.

01:07:18.000 Teen movie stuff I know, but painful.

01:07:21.000 Sydney Sweeney comes out and she's just a babe. 0.63

01:07:23.000 She's the main chick.

01:07:25.000 This was a side B.

01:07:27.000 I would be heartbroken if I had kids with a white guy and they didn't look phenotypically 0.98

01:07:30.000 black. 0.99

01:07:34.000 To be honest, whiteness fills me with a lot of hate. 0.99

01:07:36.000 I can't really be a prude about that anymore. 0.97

01:07:38.000 Often angry and hateful about it.

01:07:39.000 I mean, that is mental.

01:07:40.000 That makes so much sense. 1.00

01:07:41.000 Hell hath no fury than a brown woman. 1.00

01:07:44.000 She's admitting that she wasn't the main girlfriend and didn't get the committed relationship.

01:07:47.000 It's like, could your personality have factored into that?

01:07:50.000 Yeah.

01:07:51.000 And now I'm going to write a hate article about the Aryan princess Sydney Sweeney. 1.00

01:07:55.000 Anyway, obviously she nuked her account, which is a fitting end to someone who really needs

01:08:02.000 to just get a job.

01:08:03.000 Just do something else.

01:08:04.000 Like, you know, writing's not your thing.

01:08:06.000 Anyway.

01:08:07.000 Go to therapy.

01:08:08.000 Get over it.

01:08:09.000 For Christ's sake.

01:08:10.000 But yeah.

01:08:11.000 So, every time I see that photo, I can hear the pink spandex screaming for mercy. 1.00

01:08:16.000 Yeah, I know, right?

01:08:17.000 It's just, just Jesus Christ, man.

01:08:20.000 Like, invented by a white guy, I'm sure. 0.90

01:08:22.000 But like, why?

01:08:23.000 Why have you done this to us?

01:08:24.000 Anyway, let's go to the video comments.

01:08:26.000 I assume we have video comments.

01:08:28.000 Ann says, I find it interesting that as soon as Trump said that he was going to crack

01:08:32.000 down on crime, the Orwellian gaslighting on crime started not only in the US, but across

01:08:37.000 the pond in the UK as well.

01:08:38.000 Well, Nigel Farage copied Donald Trump immediately, being like, Britain is lawless.

01:08:43.000 We need to reform and fix Britain, blah, blah, blah.

01:08:45.000 Because, of course, everything Trump does, Nigel Farage copies.

01:08:48.000 He copied Giuliani specifically.

01:08:49.000 Yeah.

01:08:50.000 The broken windows thing, which he admitted.

01:08:52.000 Yeah.

01:08:53.000 And that got them going like, oh no, actually the crime is a good and necessary part of

01:08:57.000 liberalism.

01:08:58.000 So, it's not that unexpected, really.

01:09:00.000 Let's go to a video from Ben Nevis.

01:09:13.000 Excellent views.

01:09:14.000 Doesn't look safe or vibrant enough for me, but...

01:09:17.000 Yeah, this is the side of it that I climbed up when I climbed up it.

01:09:22.000 There's a long...

01:09:23.000 See, I told you.

01:09:24.000 There's a long ridge that goes around.

01:09:26.000 Reminds me of being back in the lakes.

01:09:29.000 Yeah, it's gorgeous.

01:09:31.000 Highland there.

01:09:32.000 Sweet.

01:09:33.000 I love that you get this glorious view and you're just there like, don't like it.

01:09:36.000 It's not for me.

01:09:37.000 It's not vibrant.

01:09:38.000 It reminds me of being back in the lakes, which is my home.

01:09:40.000 And the other thing was a joke about London.

01:09:42.000 Ah.

01:09:43.000 I said, it's not safe and vibrant enough for me.

01:09:45.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:09:46.000 Second section.

01:09:47.000 I'm sorry.

01:09:48.000 I was enjoying...

01:09:49.000 I was enjoying the views.

01:09:50.000 That was all.

01:09:51.000 Let's get to the next one. 0.98

01:09:52.000 And plus, you are a miserable guy sometimes, so it was in character. 0.96

01:09:56.000 Let's get to the next one. 0.98

01:09:57.000 Next one. 1.00

01:10:05.000 As Harry says, buy the mag, unless you're a fag. 1.00

01:10:13.000 That should be the official advert. 0.99

01:10:15.000 Islander.

01:10:16.000 Jesus.

01:10:17.000 Jesus.

01:10:18.000 Jesus.

01:10:19.000 Okay, well.

01:10:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:21.000 Nothing to disagree with there.

01:10:22.000 Next one.

01:10:23.000 Fully endorsed.

01:10:24.000 I'm doing it, guys.

01:10:25.000 I'm making conservative art.

01:10:27.000 The Kuverling asked me to illustrate his children's book, and since I've only drawn for like 10 months, I said, of course, and I don't know how to draw posters freehand yet, so this was my way to get around it.

01:10:41.000 So yeah, in a year's time, buy our children's book, please.

01:10:55.000 Hey, there you go.

01:10:56.000 That's great.

01:10:57.000 And as far as I'm aware, a lot of artists do start off with photo references.

01:11:01.000 Oh, why wouldn't you?

01:11:02.000 Yeah, that's fantastic.

01:11:03.000 Maureen says, the decline is happening everywhere.

01:11:05.000 I used to stroll at night through my small towns, listening to music and mind my own business, feeling perfectly safe.

01:11:10.000 Two or three weeks ago, a guy got stabbed about 15 minutes away from where I was.

01:11:13.000 Exactly one week ago, some drugged up guy tried to grab my dog, started filming me, and tried to block my path when I tried to get away.

01:11:19.000 He followed me halfway home.

01:11:21.000 I called the cops, not because I think they'll help, but because I want to do anything I can.

01:11:25.000 The cop I talked to would pass on a note.

01:11:27.000 It's still almost every surface outside is at least one protect people, no borders sticker on it.

01:11:34.000 Yeah, this is, like, I used to, like, in the early 2000s, me and my mates would always go drinking in Swindon.

01:11:40.000 And because we lived, you know, a little bit out of town, we'd just have to walk, like, two miles out, right?

01:11:44.000 So he's walking, you know, just staggering home.

01:11:47.000 Nothing ever happened.

01:11:48.000 I did the same when I was living in Newquay.

01:11:50.000 Like, just go out drinking with my mates, walk two or three miles home, nothing ever happened.

01:11:54.000 Now, I'm worried about walking around during the day, sober.

01:11:58.000 You know, it's just like, everyone can feel the decline, man.

01:12:03.000 Bradley says, my colleague at work is an Indian from the Boris wave.

01:12:06.000 He's a good chap, but I did love it, how he said he doesn't like London, because it makes him feel like he's back in India. 0.99

01:12:12.000 Amazing.

01:12:13.000 My fiance is a Bulgarian Turk, and she actually echoes the similar feelings about the UK.

01:12:18.000 Yeah.

01:12:19.000 Ewan says, that sounds like a play on, you must think I was born yesterday, but it's not.

01:12:23.000 But not, it's, you must think I was mugged yesterday.

01:12:26.000 Yeah.

01:12:29.000 Hector says, breaking news, Trump will be sending the National Guard to London after seeing its effectiveness in DC.

01:12:34.000 Yeah, we need to talk about that at some point, really, don't we?

01:12:36.000 Like, Trump sending the troops into DC because of all the crime.

01:12:39.000 And they're like, no, the crime's down.

01:12:41.000 But they've been massaging the statistics, obviously.

01:12:44.000 So if you actually, they've got like all sorts of, you know, crimes.

01:12:48.000 But if you actually look at the murder rate, it's been pretty level since about 1985, as in quite high, like 200 or something a year.

01:12:55.000 It's quite a lot.

01:12:56.000 Nick says, watching how many of these blue checks are funded by political parties or whoever.

01:13:01.000 I'm not saying that.

01:13:02.000 Come on.

01:13:03.000 Along with the bots created by the same, it's hard to look at X without being enraged within 30 seconds.

01:13:10.000 Yeah, well, it's one of those things.

01:13:12.000 Rob says, who nicked the newsagent's air conditioning unit?

01:13:14.000 I don't know why he couldn't just record his videos inside.

01:13:17.000 I'm sure he's got a reason.

01:13:18.000 But like him being sweaty and ranting about like, you know, no, this is how liberalism was meant to be.

01:13:24.000 It's like, OK, but I don't want that, man.

01:13:26.000 London is becoming City 17 from Half-Life 2.

01:13:29.000 That's exactly what it is, man.

01:13:30.000 That is exactly what it is.

01:13:32.000 Mason says, in my more sympathetic moments, I actually feel sorry for Hasan Piker.

01:13:37.000 Six to eight hours of streaming with a curated audience.

01:13:40.000 How do you not get completely audience captured?

01:13:42.000 Trapped in an ideological prison of your own making.

01:13:44.000 So this is...

01:13:45.000 Millions of dollars probably help.

01:13:47.000 That probably does help.

01:13:48.000 He also reads out a lot of comments and has them constantly running and he takes suggestions for them on links.

01:13:52.000 That's his other...

01:13:53.000 So yeah, he is completely sort of feedback loop, audience dependent.

01:13:56.000 Dependent.

01:13:57.000 But also, I do kind of feel sorry for Hasan because, like, you can tell he hates what he does.

01:14:02.000 He hates his job.

01:14:03.000 He hates the people around him.

01:14:05.000 He's contemptuous of them.

01:14:06.000 Like, iDubbs and stuff was on there like a while ago.

01:14:09.000 You could see just his interaction with iDubbs. 0.99

01:14:11.000 He's like, he fucking hates iDubbs. 0.99

01:14:13.000 You know? 0.99

01:14:14.000 He's probably just thinking like, man, I should still just be organizing parties at college or something.

01:14:18.000 That's what he was built to do.

01:14:20.000 He was built to be a greasy club owner in Miami.

01:14:23.000 Yeah.

01:14:24.000 And that's what he should be doing.

01:14:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:26.000 Instead, he hates his life.

01:14:28.000 And it's like, well, bad luck, mate, bad luck.

01:14:30.000 I mean, he talks in that article about he's basically addicted to streaming.

01:14:34.000 He's like, oh, I've got a really addictive personality.

01:14:36.000 I couldn't stop if I wanted to.

01:14:37.000 I'm like, that's not healthy.

01:14:38.000 But you also hate it.

01:14:39.000 It's making him miserable.

01:14:40.000 Yeah.

01:14:41.000 Like, you see him just on the streams and he just looks miserable.

01:14:44.000 It's like, okay, well, glad I don't do your job.

01:14:47.000 Jimbo says, my favorite Hasan moment was when Ethan asked him what would happen to dissenters under a socialist regime.

01:14:52.000 And he unironically replied, they would be sent to re-education camps.

01:14:56.000 Well, again, in the same way that Lewis is like, yeah, you getting raped or mugged on the street is part of liberalism.

01:15:01.000 Getting sent to re-education camps is part of communism.

01:15:03.000 I mean, every regime has re-education camps of some form or another.

01:15:08.000 In our regimes, we call them schools.

01:15:10.000 Yeah, and universities.

01:15:11.000 Yeah, and universities as well, yeah. 0.63

01:15:13.000 Kevin says, the left, Joe Rogan bad, misogynist, muscle-bound, testosterone-filled man.

01:15:17.000 Where do we find our own version of him?

01:15:19.000 Well, that's precisely the problem they have, isn't it?

01:15:21.000 Baystate says, the reason Hasan gives trans vibes is because he tries so hard to be stereotypically masculine.

01:15:26.000 Like, so, so hard, but really nobody is buying it.

01:15:29.000 He swoons over the uber-masculine jihad bros like a teenage schoolgirl feeling tingles for the first time.

01:15:34.000 There is that.

01:15:35.000 He also dresses up as a cat boy.

01:15:37.000 Yeah.

01:15:38.000 And he also has a really funny walk.

01:15:40.000 Do you remember the guy who was trolling him being, like, Landlord Wrights?

01:15:44.000 Oh, I remember that.

01:15:45.000 And then Hasan walks off, but he walks off with this weird shuffle where he's shuffling like this.

01:15:50.000 It's just like, wait.

01:15:52.000 Can't you just walk normally?

01:15:54.000 It was really, really funny.

01:15:56.000 Yeah, and obviously, have you seen the videos of him doing kicks and punches as well?

01:16:01.000 I saw that back in the day.

01:16:03.000 Camp, man.

01:16:04.000 Absolute camp.

01:16:05.000 Got nothing on Jared Taylor's workout videos.

01:16:07.000 No, exactly.

01:16:08.000 Henry says, calling Hasan a Sacha Baron Cohen character is a bit harsh on Sacha.

01:16:13.000 He's actually gotten jacked to it lately.

01:16:15.000 Piker looks like he's had a BBL on his biceps.

01:16:18.000 What's a BBL? 0.98

01:16:19.000 It's a thing that girls do to make their arses look big. 1.00

01:16:23.000 Oh, is it? 0.98

01:16:24.000 A Brazilian butt lift. 0.69

01:16:27.000 Oh, okay.

01:16:28.000 I have no idea.

01:16:29.000 But I'm going to look into getting one of those myself.

01:16:32.000 Or yourself.

01:16:33.000 Yeah.

01:16:34.000 Hector says...

01:16:35.000 Gonna need to widen the doors to the office.

01:16:38.000 Hector says, Harry, there's no way Hasan out squats or deadlifts you. 0.99

01:16:41.000 I've seen a video of him kicking the bag.

01:16:43.000 Yeah, it's really embarrassing, but he's got this kind of a feetness to him.

01:16:47.000 I'm sure he's quite a tall guy.

01:16:49.000 He's like the same height as me.

01:16:51.000 Yeah, but he's quite a feet.

01:16:53.000 Like, he looks kind of like girly in a way.

01:16:56.000 I don't know how to describe it.

01:17:00.000 Kevin says, gotta love Lizzo trying to do a Sydney Sweeney jeans advert.

01:17:04.000 Really?

01:17:05.000 What's that?

01:17:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:07.000 Can you pull that up?

01:17:08.000 Can you not?

01:17:09.000 Can you not?

01:17:10.000 I want to see my feet.

01:17:11.000 I was like, no.

01:17:12.000 And now Carl's going to force you to watch it again.

01:17:14.000 Yeah, I am.

01:17:15.000 Actually, thank you.

01:17:17.000 See if we can find it.

01:17:18.000 Oh, God.

01:17:19.000 There's actually a video as well.

01:17:20.000 No.

01:17:21.000 Watch it.

01:17:22.000 Watch it.

01:17:23.000 No, no, no, no.

01:17:24.000 Go on, go on, go on.

01:17:25.000 What?

01:17:26.000 What?

01:17:27.000 Crash music to go with it as well.

01:17:28.000 No, no, no, no.

01:17:29.000 Go on, go on, go on.

01:17:43.000 what crash music

01:17:44.700 to go with it as well

01:17:45.960 can rap only be about one thing

01:18:00.680 it wasn't quite as bad as I thought

01:18:01.940 I saw the start of it and kicked away

01:18:03.460 it was like fairly sort of light hearted

01:18:05.380 I don't mind

01:18:06.260 there is a distinct lack of class in it though as well

01:18:08.680 it's not the classiest thing I've ever seen

01:18:10.220 no

01:18:10.560 if you listen to the lyrics

01:18:12.840 that's actually an ad is it

01:18:18.740 or is it

01:18:19.140 I don't know

01:18:19.820 so that's gross

01:18:23.760 thank you for that Kevin

01:18:24.700 what I love about this as well

01:18:30.400 is there's something really sort of chad about this as well

01:18:33.820 like Sydney Sweeney is just like 0.92

01:18:35.420 hey I'm a hot little bong girl

01:18:37.120 you know buy these jeans

01:18:39.000 and everyone's like okay we've got to do our own

01:18:40.700 we've got to react

01:18:41.400 you know so she's just mogging them 1.00

01:18:43.160 like constantly it's just like by being what she is

01:18:45.660 there's this big sort of feeling of being mogged 1.00

01:18:48.500 from the fat black community 1.00

01:18:50.180 yeah just owning them by existing 1.00

01:18:53.000 yeah exactly

01:18:53.280 chad koala

01:18:54.920 not literally owning

01:18:55.880 go on

01:18:56.340 chad koala

01:18:57.280 presumably

01:18:58.720 chad koala says

01:19:00.320 the way that woke have been screeching over Miss Sweeney 0.99

01:19:02.360 you think she was pictured wearing nothing but a leather bikini and a Starnhelm 0.95

01:19:05.700 while caressing the barrel of a panzer faust and licking the warhead 0.59

01:19:08.860 that'll be the follower pad for her

01:19:10.500 which

01:19:10.900 will be slightly less subtle

01:19:13.300 probably require fewer essays in New York

01:19:16.640 to explain

01:19:17.480 and this

01:19:20.220 Texas guy

01:19:21.220 I agree with this so completely

01:19:22.520 I can't tell you a single movie Sweeney is in

01:19:24.760 yet she's everywhere you look

01:19:25.800 proof that bedroom eyes

01:19:27.020 and a terrific set of naturals

01:19:28.080 can take you anywhere

01:19:28.740 yeah

01:19:29.180 I didn't know she was an actress 0.97

01:19:30.800 that's hilarious

01:19:34.760 I honestly didn't know

01:19:36.000 and then people were like

01:19:37.180 oh yeah she's been in these things

01:19:38.140 I was like

01:19:38.440 I just know her from the soap

01:19:39.520 I thought that was what she did 0.99

01:19:40.860 like selling a soap

01:19:42.020 I thought she was like a model or something 1.00

01:19:42.720 a soap salesman

01:19:43.580 she's good in the white lotus

01:19:45.460 I've never heard of it

01:19:46.880 isn't that the one where all the clips of Goggins

01:19:51.140 going like

01:19:52.880 when his friend was telling him about how he trooned out 0.64

01:19:55.580 came from

01:19:56.380 I saw that clip and that was a good clip

01:19:58.620 it is very well written

01:19:59.420 it's in the normie realm

01:20:01.080 but it is pretty well written

01:20:02.020 and it tries to balance a little bit

01:20:03.780 the woke stuff

01:20:04.440 Sweeney's mum in it is like a democrat 1.00

01:20:07.040 she's like an idiot 1.00

01:20:07.840 democrat likes Hillary 1.00

01:20:09.000 but that's kind of looked at as kind of lame

01:20:10.620 so it kind of tries to do a bit of that

01:20:12.880 yeah it was good in that

01:20:13.900 but I also couldn't name any of the movies

01:20:15.560 what else is he actually

01:20:16.480 I think my missus watched

01:20:18.020 he's in a romantic comedy called something

01:20:20.480 it has a title

01:20:21.260 and it's got a bloke and her in it

01:20:22.900 I can tell you that

01:20:23.380 oh that really narrows it down

01:20:24.720 thanks

01:20:25.220 it's called

01:20:26.020 bring it

01:20:26.720 I know my missus watched something with her in it

01:20:30.280 that might have been a horror

01:20:31.300 she seems like the kind of girl

01:20:33.220 who should be like a scream queen 1.00

01:20:34.740 yeah yeah yeah

01:20:35.340 horror movies

01:20:35.740 I only know her as the figurehead of the burdening 0.71

01:20:37.700 anyone but you is the romantic comedy

01:20:40.240 right okay

01:20:41.060 so

01:20:41.500 so I'm looking at IMDB

01:20:42.640 and

01:20:43.760 what's she been in

01:20:44.700 Euphoria

01:20:46.400 White Lotus

01:20:47.780 everything

01:20:48.320 Handmaid's Tale

01:20:49.300 she's in The Handmaid's Tale

01:20:50.220 I watched some of that

01:20:51.200 I don't remember her being in it

01:20:52.160 I didn't

01:20:52.960 I didn't watch The Handmaid's Tale

01:20:55.020 oh I was

01:20:55.720 the thing is

01:20:56.540 my friend's mums loved it

01:20:58.080 oh it was great

01:20:58.560 it was great

01:21:00.980 I can guess who you were rooting for

01:21:03.340 yeah the oppressors

01:21:04.100 the good guy

01:21:04.460 yeah exactly

01:21:05.440 the oppressors

01:21:06.220 that's always

01:21:07.440 like they've got

01:21:09.340 like yeah

01:21:09.920 it's a horrific dystopia

01:21:11.460 yeah from your position

01:21:12.500 yeah

01:21:13.140 the baddies never fails with Hollywood

01:21:15.500 yeah exactly

01:21:16.120 never fails

01:21:16.460 they do seem to love

01:21:17.760 breaking out of Handmaid's Tale outfits

01:21:19.880 the

01:21:20.220 moments notice

01:21:21.740 yeah no they should

01:21:22.600 they should wear them all the time

01:21:23.620 yeah I've never heard of

01:21:26.340 any of these things actually

01:21:27.700 okay I mean

01:21:29.880 fair enough

01:21:30.880 wrong demographic

01:21:31.980 actually exactly the right demographic

01:21:33.500 but a bit too old

01:21:34.280 no no

01:21:34.640 a bit too old

01:21:35.320 I'm probably not the right demographic

01:21:37.280 you know

01:21:37.740 but like you say

01:21:38.740 it's like she was

01:21:39.540 you know

01:21:39.900 supposed to be in screen movies

01:21:41.160 or something right

01:21:41.800 and they don't know

01:21:42.760 wear the demographic to me

01:21:44.160 adverts but not her movies

01:21:45.460 yeah

01:21:45.700 yeah yeah

01:21:46.620 I definitely need to get some jeans

01:21:48.160 but anyway yeah

01:21:49.680 so yeah I couldn't

01:21:50.440 I couldn't tell

01:21:50.860 but you know

01:21:51.920 good for her though 0.80

01:21:52.920 you know

01:21:53.680 this is the thing

01:21:54.480 I'm just like

01:21:55.200 just leverage it man

01:21:56.520 make some money

01:21:57.200 make them scream as well

01:21:58.720 that's hilarious

01:21:59.140 I love the meme as well

01:22:00.460 that she's destroying

01:22:01.240 single-handedly destroying

01:22:02.320 woke with her mommy milkers 0.59

01:22:03.620 that's hilarious

01:22:04.180 and probably true

01:22:05.900 Baron Von Warhawk says

01:22:07.220 you just know that

01:22:08.060 every single one of

01:22:08.700 Sydney's supporters

01:22:09.440 are actually trying to

01:22:10.320 turn her into an Aryan princess 1.00

01:22:11.500 are men from India and Mexico

01:22:13.180 true

01:22:14.700 yeah yeah

01:22:16.280 this is a perennial problem

01:22:17.820 she was in Once Upon a Time

01:22:18.920 in Hollywood

01:22:19.380 oh yeah

01:22:21.080 she was one of

01:22:21.760 Charles Manson's gang

01:22:23.020 was she

01:22:23.760 yeah

01:22:24.100 I only watched that

01:22:24.900 once in the cinema

01:22:25.700 I need to give it

01:22:26.300 another go

01:22:27.260 I'm slightly against

01:22:29.220 anonymity these days

01:22:30.220 just because of the

01:22:30.980 number of Indians

01:22:32.040 to angler Twitter

01:22:33.860 yeah we need to know

01:22:34.620 who they are

01:22:35.140 yeah

01:22:35.480 see when I told

01:22:36.660 Charlie Kirkley

01:22:37.340 that he was posting

01:22:38.000 like an Indian 1.00

01:22:38.500 sloth account

01:22:39.140 because he was saying

01:22:40.180 that Britain has been 0.63

01:22:41.880 conquered by Islam 1.00

01:22:42.640 I'm like 0.69

01:22:42.960 Britain's cooked 0.98

01:22:43.860 I tell you what

01:22:44.500 maybe don't say that bro

01:22:45.620 I hate that stuff

01:22:46.500 Americans coming over 0.52

01:22:47.260 and saying

01:22:47.660 you're conquered

01:22:48.480 you're conquered

01:22:48.880 I'm not saying it's

01:22:49.660 great for us

01:22:50.260 but it's 6%

01:22:51.860 we haven't been conquered

01:22:53.440 you see some people

01:22:54.180 agreeing

01:22:54.520 even Dan said

01:22:55.240 30% conquered

01:22:56.000 but it's just like

01:22:56.520 yeah but you're an

01:22:57.640 American coming over 0.96

01:22:58.260 telling us we're conquered

01:22:59.100 and we're not

01:22:59.840 it's factually not true

01:23:00.880 so maybe stop the

01:23:02.060 demoralisation

01:23:02.880 Mr. Indian slot bro 0.97

01:23:04.540 the problem that we have

01:23:05.940 is not foreign conquest

01:23:07.340 it's our own government

01:23:08.280 stabbing us in the back

01:23:09.500 yeah

01:23:09.900 it's constantly

01:23:11.040 non-stop

01:23:11.860 labour or conservative

01:23:12.980 governments

01:23:13.340 just another knife

01:23:14.160 another knife

01:23:14.860 another knife

01:23:15.400 and then giving

01:23:16.120 privileges to

01:23:16.940 minority communities

01:23:17.900 that are brought here

01:23:18.540 but demographically

01:23:19.580 we're in a way better

01:23:20.440 position than most other

01:23:21.400 countries

01:23:21.800 right and then America

01:23:22.660 Charlie's

01:23:24.520 you're always like

01:23:26.380 no you're cooked

01:23:27.120 as much as we are

01:23:28.140 depending on

01:23:28.520 can we just

01:23:29.900 my demographics are worse 0.94

01:23:30.940 may I have this

01:23:31.400 conversation in English

01:23:32.480 and not Spanish please

01:23:33.380 like it's an insult

01:23:35.180 that any English speaking

01:23:36.060 person knows

01:23:36.760 no me gusta

01:23:37.460 ay caramba

01:23:38.920 well that's the point

01:23:39.660 right like

01:23:40.080 Americans know

01:23:40.900 loads of Spanish

01:23:41.420 it's like Brits don't 0.99

01:23:42.740 and loads of Brits

01:23:43.300 go and live in Spain 0.99

01:23:44.120 mate

01:23:44.440 yeah yeah

01:23:45.100 for an Anglo

01:23:47.300 to know any Spanish

01:23:48.400 not that it wins as many

01:23:48.600 Spanish friends

01:23:49.540 no but that's the point

01:23:51.040 neither does

01:23:51.580 defeating them

01:23:52.180 you know Trafalgar

01:23:53.760 or wherever else

01:23:54.400 we've defeated them

01:23:55.060 you know that's the point

01:23:56.260 anyway

01:23:57.080 Baystate says

01:23:58.580 none of the Sydney Sweeney ads

01:23:59.880 mention anything about her genes

01:24:01.000 being better or superior

01:24:02.020 to anyone else's

01:24:02.800 just that she has good genes 0.99

01:24:04.440 and the left

01:24:05.540 like yeah

01:24:06.280 we feel attacked by that

01:24:07.080 yeah the left retaliated

01:24:08.140 with an ad saying

01:24:08.720 Beyonce's genes are better

01:24:10.380 which does claim that

01:24:11.660 a particular racial gene

01:24:12.520 is superior to others

01:24:13.340 as always it's the left

01:24:14.360 projector with no self-worth

01:24:15.180 yeah I mean

01:24:15.860 the fact that they felt

01:24:16.760 so personally attacked

01:24:17.900 makes

01:24:18.620 can we get

01:24:19.460 can we get Lizzo's

01:24:21.460 gunt off the screen

01:24:22.580 please

01:24:23.160 Samson

01:24:24.840 I just looked up

01:24:26.700 and remembered it's there

01:24:27.860 can we get it

01:24:28.440 off the screen please

01:24:29.820 can we make it

01:24:30.400 full screen please

01:24:31.160 no

01:24:31.420 thank you

01:24:33.300 and people pointed out

01:24:34.420 on Beyonce

01:24:34.700 well then why is she

01:24:35.400 desperately trying to make

01:24:36.040 herself look as white

01:24:36.860 as possible over time

01:24:38.000 you look at Beyonce

01:24:39.240 over time

01:24:39.680 it's like oh

01:24:40.120 she's completely pale

01:24:41.140 and blonged 0.78

01:24:41.940 yeah

01:24:42.280 very weird

01:24:43.740 but yeah

01:24:44.820 that's the point isn't it

01:24:46.100 you know the feeling of

01:24:48.580 inferiority is there

01:24:50.140 Heather's own desert rat

01:24:51.760 says his genes are an

01:24:52.580 American invention

01:24:53.200 Hitler would have banned 0.90

01:24:53.940 them

01:24:54.140 possibly

01:24:55.660 Hector says 0.60

01:24:57.620 black men should love

01:24:58.540 Sydney Sweeney 0.99

01:24:59.080 should be selling them 1.00

01:24:59.700 soap to wash their ass 1.00

01:25:00.580 with 1.00

01:25:01.040 Terry Nashid's just

01:25:03.580 bought up all the

01:25:04.380 stocks

01:25:04.900 the engaged few says

01:25:07.340 look mummy

01:25:07.760 a denim eclipse

01:25:08.740 oh god

01:25:09.600 just this

01:25:10.700 this

01:25:11.040 gross

01:25:13.420 yeah Hector says

01:25:14.600 I picture Carl sleeping

01:25:15.440 on a stack of islanders

01:25:16.380 like a dragon

01:25:17.040 I don't

01:25:18.620 I don't need to

01:25:20.040 you just like to

01:25:21.860 yeah I just like to

01:25:22.580 feels good

01:25:23.820 yeah

01:25:24.100 Hapstication says

01:25:25.080 the worst form of

01:25:25.660 female envy 0.97

01:25:26.260 jealousy and insecurity

01:25:27.300 is the desire that

01:25:28.500 men have of women 0.99

01:25:29.360 that are phenotypically

01:25:30.640 different than they are

01:25:31.720 I mean

01:25:33.840 I feel like I've just been

01:25:36.740 suplexed by that sentence

01:25:38.020 yeah I don't

01:25:39.460 I can't really

01:25:40.320 comprehend that

01:25:41.060 very well

01:25:41.600 the worst form of

01:25:42.600 female envy 0.97

01:25:43.300 jealousy and insecurity

01:25:44.520 comma

01:25:45.060 is the desire that

01:25:46.180 men have of women 0.99

01:25:47.140 that are phenotypically

01:25:47.880 right

01:25:48.300 so in group preference

01:25:50.040 but not just that

01:25:50.780 but more attractive women 0.99

01:25:51.880 yeah

01:25:52.300 yeah well yeah

01:25:53.780 I mean absolutely

01:25:54.460 but this

01:25:55.400 this comes from

01:25:56.380 this position

01:25:57.020 that a lot of women 1.00

01:25:57.660 kind of wish

01:25:59.080 they were the centre

01:25:59.600 of the universe

01:26:00.220 right

01:26:00.880 it's like

01:26:01.520 I understand

01:26:02.280 you know

01:26:02.600 I'm not judging

01:26:03.180 but like

01:26:04.080 you know

01:26:04.860 a lot of women 1.00

01:26:05.800 want to be the centre

01:26:06.580 of the man's universe

01:26:07.560 in the relationship

01:26:08.240 and it's like

01:26:08.680 okay but I've got to

01:26:10.000 I've got to do stuff

01:26:10.760 I've got to make money

01:26:11.280 I've said many times

01:26:12.420 most women stop existing 1.00

01:26:13.920 when you're not

01:26:14.400 paying attention

01:26:15.000 um

01:26:16.420 you're just thinking

01:26:17.400 of the meme though

01:26:18.180 no I've not seen

01:26:19.800 a meme that says

01:26:20.540 that

01:26:20.680 it's true

01:26:21.300 have you not seen

01:26:22.140 it's true

01:26:22.320 if it's not actually true

01:26:23.800 then they damn well

01:26:24.500 act like it 0.94

01:26:25.260 okay so there is

01:26:26.440 there is an amazing

01:26:27.280 exchange

01:26:27.840 I think it's from

01:26:28.500 Facebook

01:26:28.920 uh where

01:26:30.100 some guy says that

01:26:31.300 when men aren't

01:26:32.400 paying attention

01:26:32.800 women stop existing 1.00

01:26:33.660 and some woman replies 0.88

01:26:35.480 oh yeah

01:26:36.000 according to who

01:26:36.800 oh yeah

01:26:37.520 no I have seen

01:26:38.320 and he goes

01:26:38.640 there's twitter

01:26:39.220 covfeffa nom

01:26:40.160 yeah yeah yeah

01:26:40.840 you're outsourcing

01:26:41.860 your own opinion

01:26:42.880 to the highest line

01:26:43.560 so you can't even

01:26:44.100 figure out an answer

01:26:44.980 for yourself

01:26:45.600 can you

01:26:46.120 yeah

01:26:46.420 yeah

01:26:47.040 pretty rough

01:26:47.880 anyway right

01:26:49.000 we will uh

01:26:50.240 we will call it a day

01:26:51.300 this

01:26:51.500 thank you so much

01:26:52.180 for joining us folks

01:26:52.940 uh we will be back

01:26:54.320 in half an hour

01:26:54.980 for lads hour

01:26:55.720 which Dan has spent

01:26:56.660 all day preparing

01:26:58.020 and parts of last week

01:26:59.340 as well

01:26:59.760 because he is

01:27:00.900 what he has done

01:27:01.640 is worked out

01:27:03.080 he's got

01:27:03.400 he's got chat GPT

01:27:04.800 to program him some

01:27:06.020 uh coliseum software

01:27:08.000 that is going to

01:27:09.120 input a load of

01:27:09.760 statistics about

01:27:10.460 various types of

01:27:11.800 things like you know

01:27:12.520 the height and weight

01:27:13.160 of a bear

01:27:13.680 compared to the

01:27:14.680 height and weight

01:27:14.980 of an indian or

01:27:15.580 something

01:27:15.820 and he's going to

01:27:17.300 calculate just how

01:27:18.520 dangerous uh certain

01:27:19.880 things are i think

01:27:20.920 i think that's what's

01:27:21.700 going on

01:27:22.140 it was gone

01:27:23.020 he's put a lot of

01:27:23.740 work into it

01:27:24.220 he was so offended

01:27:24.880 that you didn't

01:27:25.260 think it would be a

01:27:25.720 good topic that he

01:27:26.400 literally learned to

01:27:27.220 code

01:27:27.540 well he got chat GPT

01:27:31.040 to code

01:27:31.320 but anyway it looks

01:27:32.440 like to be a lot of

01:27:32.980 fun so uh see us

01:27:33.980 uh in half an hour

01:27:34.860 and we'll see you

01:27:36.040 then

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01:27:37.660 music

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01:27:50.800 music

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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - August 15, 2025

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1231

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