The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1261
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Summary
The Lotus Eaters are on the brink of disaster as the Starmer Government bring in Digital ID, and James Comey is probably going to be sent to jail. We also talk about how Starmer's finished, how this is the last gasp of his regime, and how James Comey will probably go to jail too.
Transcript
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for Friday the 26th of September 2025.
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I'm joined by Nick and Bo, and today we're getting absolutely crushed by the Starmer government because he's bringing in digital ID, and it's all going to hell.
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We're also going to be talking about how Starmer's finished, how this is the last gasp of Starmer's regime, and how James Comey is probably going to go to jail.
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Well, I mean, apparently a lot of stuff is happening today.
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I mean, you know, so unfortunately nothing ever happens, bros. We're on life support at this point.
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But before we begin, go get your copy of Islander. It is on sale for the rest of this week, and that's it.
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You'll never get it again. After they go off sale, I always get like a million messages of, oh, can I get that old copy?
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And the answer is no. It's here until it's not here, and then it's never coming back.
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You'll have to go to eBay where it costs like £400 for a bloody X copy.
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And if you are a Gold Tier subscriber on the website, myself and Luca are doing the Gold Tier Zoom call this afternoon.
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Kirstarmer has announced that they're going to bring in digital IDs, so you will not be able to work or do various other things without having a digital ID.
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And I'm going to read from this is a live page that the BBC have had.
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So it's probably updated since I made the notes, so I'm just going to read from my notes.
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But they say the government's digital ID scheme will enable digital checks on people's right to work and live in the UK.
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So they are going to have to have a centralized database with information about everyone in the country to hand at all times.
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And it's going to be able to be checked at will by whoever is intending to access it.
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They say, under the plans, anyone starting a new job or looking to rent a home would need to show the card on a smartphone app.
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So you have to have a smartphone to just live in the UK now.
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It's like, sorry, am I getting a government-issued one then, am I?
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Well, if you just claim you've still got, like, a Nokia 3210.
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And this would then be checked against a central database of people entitled to live and work in the UK.
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So it is actually the sort of final form of the full-on technocracy that they've been trying to create in this country since about 1997, in fact.
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People that are already engaged in being here and living here and working here illegally will still just do so.
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If they're getting paid cash in hand, then they'll still just keep doing that?
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They'll have to live with someone who can stay here illegally.
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Well, but their landlord is a dodgy geezer who lets them pay rent to him directly.
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It is a scheme that's only going to affect those people who comply with it, basically.
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Yeah, because Tice was saying, wasn't he on Question Time, Richard Tice, that national insurance should already do this.
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But it doesn't, needing a national insurance number, but people don't.
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And so it's going to affect those law-abiding people who actually will comply with the system,
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and those people who don't will just find ways around it.
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So yet again, it is the law-abiding people being tyrannized, whereas the criminals will just carry on as they are in the dark economy.
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The thing that springs to my mind is someone goes to court.
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You get some Albanian or something who's done something illegal.
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They get an electronic tag attached to their ankle.
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They come out of the court and cut the tag off.
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And that's the end of the story, as far as they're concerned.
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They go back into the dark realms, living and working illegally, and don't care.
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And we have millions of people living and working illegally in this country.
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Don't you want to be like Singapore, the UAE, China, South Korea, or Afghanistan?
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If we had Singapore's cleanliness and safety, or economy, but we never will always be the crap version without that.
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The chewing gum thing, they hang you if you leave chewing gum on the street.
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Do you not want the same sort of social credit system that China has?
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Not really, because I don't want a drone circling my house saying, give up your thirst for freedom.
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Or you live on the 10th floor and they send a drone up to hover just outside your balcony.
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But this is genuinely where it's looking like that we're going.
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And so Dan pointed out, look, we use a lot of digital services, but these are all one-to-one relationships that you control.
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I mean, think about like, even the old world sort of services.
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Like, okay, do you want to get a driving license?
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Well, you have to pay to get the driving license.
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You have to go and apply to the passport office, send in your details, and then they'll send you a passport.
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You can actually live in the country without a driving license or a passport if you want.
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For all of the faults of modern Britain, we are still not a papers-pleased society.
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But it's going to turn us into the most extreme version of it.
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And of course, every service will demand a link to your digital ID.
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And the government will have a nexus that can flag you as a suspect, restrict you, and just ban you.
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And the Bank of England want to bring in a digital pound currency.
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And so they can track where it's spent, who it's spent by, what it's spent on, and where it goes after that.
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And so they could literally just intercede in your payments.
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So they can shut you completely out of the economy.
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It's so much easier than sending police to your house at night for a tweet.
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You just, bank account's frozen for a day, two days, whatever they decide.
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And even if your bank account's not frozen, you just can't buy anything.
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Certain services don't work, like an Uber or whatever.
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And I was saying to you before, you buy your stake.
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He's like, you've had your stake for the month.
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The card tells you, you know, that's your monthly stake.
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I love that he's saying this in Peter Starman's voice.
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But this is the crux of it, though, for me, I think, because that really, because if it was just, we just want another form of ID.
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And people like us say, well, we've already got a birth certificate, a national insurance number and a passport, a digital passport.
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We don't need it, but okay, if it means I go to prison, if I don't do it, I'll just do it.
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But Dan gets to the crux of it because it's not just that.
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It's not that they just want you to have another card.
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Total government control over every aspect of society.
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If you fall foul of the party in any way, in any way, if you do a tweet they don't like.
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Then suddenly you can't buy anything or you're not allowed into certain places in your smart city anymore.
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And post-COVID, all this is completely possible.
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Like pre-COVID, somebody might have said, oh, you're being silly.
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But post-COVID, it's like nothing is silly because you arrested people for walking along a beach alone or being on a park bench.
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It's like, yeah, sorry, you're in your house now.
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You can go out once a day to be walked like a dog.
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It's like we saw there was nothing too absurd for them during COVID.
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You're in your house and you're eating bugs for a week.
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And so, yeah, this is obviously, genuinely, this is basically the worst possible scenario.
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Which is why Starmer came out and proudly was like, yeah, I'm doing this because this is a great idea.
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And that is why today I am announcing this government will make a new free of charge digital ID mandatory for the right to work by the end of this parliament.
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You will not be able to work in the United Kingdom if you do not have digital ID.
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Because decent, pragmatic, fair-minded people, they want us to tackle the issues that they see around them.
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And of course, the truth is, we won't solve our problems if we don't also take on the root causes.
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Looking upstream to tackle poverty, conflict, climate change.
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Issues that aren't just intolerable for those of us who care about inequality and injustice wherever it's found in the world.
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Do you remember the free burgers for getting the vaccine?
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The other is he's talking about climate change already.
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Your carbon footprint means you can't buy that steak.
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And the other is just, as you say, the absolute tyranny of it.
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But the fact that he's so confidently, you will do this, this will happen, just like with the Southport riots.
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It's like, right, you are just a tyrannical technocrat.
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Yeah, you don't have a mandate for this, by the way.
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Like, Labour have won this election with the smallest percentage of votes that Labour have ever won an election on.
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So anyone who's fair-minded, of course, anyone would want this.
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Why wouldn't you want the government having access to all of it?
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And it also opens up the question of what happens when something goes wrong.
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So, I mean, you have a database of everyone's information in the entire country.
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Well, it's not like cybercrime isn't the thing.
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So someone in China or wherever, or India or wherever it is, can just hack this database and get absolutely everyone's details.
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And I remember the other thing I was going to say.
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I think we'll just need, like, the Navy in 10 minutes.
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Yeah, but, yeah, it's like, no, no, digital ID.
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And it just reminded me of when Sir David Ames was murdered by Islamist Nutter.
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It's like, no, no, I think it was the Islamist.
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This is a classic technocratic managerial progressive bollocks.
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Because what he's creating here is a prison without walls.
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He can turn the entire country into a prison for any person at any time with a flick of a switch.
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It's not like there's not hundreds of thousands of phones stolen every year.
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And the thing is, because they'll say, well, look, it's tied to his digital ID.
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Okay, well, then why would I need any other checks, right?
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So if someone steals your phone, yeah, I can buy a car.
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I can just do all this because why would I not be able to do that?
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Like, that's the way they're selling this is convenience.
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So this whole thing, like I said, is creating a prison without walls for everyone in the country, which I think is an absolutely atrocious thing.
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And Starmer's announcing it like it's inevitable, like it's a good thing, and like he's going to mercilessly impose this on us.
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And so you've got, like, things from, like, this just Sky News thing.
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You haven't seen V for Vendetta, but this just sounds exactly like a V for Vendetta clip.
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Digital ID will be made law for all adults in an effort to tackle small boats.
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Downing Street believes that a mandatory ID card system will help stop illegal immigrants working.
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I mean, the tone and the delivery just sound, and the ridiculousness.
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Doesn't that just sound like one of the broadcasts from V for Vendetta?
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Yeah, we could just deport illegals and stop the boats using the Navy,
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or we can have a digital ID that turns this entire country into an open-air prison.
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You could make it illegal to come here on a small boat and put you straight in prison.
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And the small boat people won't abide by it anyway.
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That's the whole point of them, is that they tend to avoid these kind of things.
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And you give them a bunch of free money anyway.
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We all know that it's a complete lie, that it's about small boats and immigration.
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If you remember back in the COVID era, they were saying that we need ID.
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Blair was saying we need ID cards because of COVID vaccine.
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So now you've moved the goalposts to something completely different.
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He's only been saying it since the 90s, so we remember every time.
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We'll get into the history of this in a minute.
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So Lisa and Andy went on BBC Breakfast, and she explained, well, you know,
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The plan is that we're going to roll this out by the end of Parliament.
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What if I've got my job, so I don't need to show this to anyone,
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So if you don't have one, then you'll have a problem if you want to get a new job.
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So I'm not seeking a job, so why should I get the digital ID card?
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Yeah, look, this isn't a heavy-handed approach.
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We're not planning to go around finding people.
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But what we are going to do is make sure that everybody's got one.
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In the same way, Charlie, as you've got a national insurance number,
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we'll make sure that everybody has a digital ID.
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So everyone watching who's got a job has got a national insurance number.
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if I just go to my employer and show them my national insurance number,
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So they can't employ people unless they've seen one of these digital cards?
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And the major benefit of that to the entirety of the UK
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is that we will therefore be able to disrupt the illegal market
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where people come to this country and work illegally
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and undercut British workers who could otherwise get those jobs.
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Well, a national insurance number would have the same effect
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because if you're illegal, you can't have one of those.
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Well, the problem with national insurance numbers
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So they're not linked, for example, to photo ID.
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So you can't verify that the person in front of you
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is actually the person whose national insurance number that you're looking at.
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And we've seen a real rise in the amount of identity theft
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and people losing documents and then finding that their identity has been stolen.
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And we think this can have really big knock-on effects for the whole of the UK population.
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because you're not going to have any money by the end of this.
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But I think it's really interesting that she says,
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oh no, we're going to have this by the end of this parliament.
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Well, it's because you know you're going to lose.
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And you expect the next administration of this country
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Now, the next administration is going to be Nigel Farage.
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so you can just stop it and that'll be the first,
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it'll be a very popular, obvious reform policy.
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And it would be very strange for a government not to do that.
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So why are they doing this very desperate Hail Mary?
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Which is absolutely not going to make them more popular.
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is to avert Keir Starmer being challenged by Andy Burnham,
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because Tony Blair has been banging this drum for a long time.
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well, how do you know this is coming from the Tony Blair institution?
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And so we can have a look at some of the things they've done.
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Sorry, I just need to go back to the top of this
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As you can see, this is from Labour Together at the side,
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To bridge the gap between the current arrangements
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and the fully functioning digital identity ecosystems
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like organizations like the Tony Blair Institute
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have recommended the government should identify
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that are politically significant and potential to be
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is the Director of Technology at Labour Together,
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with her as the Director of Public Services Policy.
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she's the Director of Technology at Labour Together,
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because he's been desperate for this for a long time.
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yes, no, we absolutely should have digital ID cards,
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with a long, rich tradition of hundreds of years.
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I think you'll find the argument carries no weight.
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why doesn't he look terribly crushed about this?
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alienation and demoralisation within the party.
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obviously Starmer's alienated lots of people in Labour.
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people have contacted me throughout the summer.
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I'm not going to say to you that it hasn't happened,
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that's the Tony Diver piece on whether he's running,
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asked if he could rule out a leadership challenge.
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and I don't know what's the will of people in Westminster.
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the Labour conference next week is going to be very important,
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because if Burnham comes up there and just gets the,
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but if he gets the dab on the head of the napkin,
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it will become clear at the conference whether they're for him or not.
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A bit like when Farage went to the Tory conference,
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and it was clear that everyone actually liked Farage better.
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that he would be happy to do a coalition with the Lib Dems and Corbyn.
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because Reform will absolutely win any by-election in Manchester.
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And there are several seats that are available.
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I think he is the best political communicator on the left,
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Who's the best political commentator or communicator on the right?
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He's the best political communicator in the country.
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and understanding the issues affecting working class people.
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it's half a chance against the might of Farage,
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But that's how he's claiming there's safe seats.
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I know that there are some very safe Labour seats still.
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Burnham can beat Nigel on the amount of eyeliner worn.
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so that Burnham can then stand in that triggered by-election.
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so that someone who isn't an MP can be parachuted in...
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but we still want you to vote for the same party,
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if it's shown that he can beat Farage and Star McCart,
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Labour would take a two-point lead over Reform,
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the Labour Party itself is a bit of a tarnished brand,
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who the hell is still voting for the Labour Party at this point?
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he's supposed to challenge Starmer for the leadership,
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so much so that the general electorate vote for him at the general election.
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That's why even Labour diehards are saying it's a half chance.
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Andy Burnham is the last hope of the entire Labour project since 1997.
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And so now William Haig and Tony Blair are locked arm and arm,
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You look at some of the polls where reform are just crushing everything,
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It just shows that it's the end of that era of politics.
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and I strongly encourage you to vote for Nigel Farage.