The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1293

00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters episode 1293 for the 11th of November

00:00:07.020 2025. I'm your host Luca joined today by Dan and Josh. Hello. How are you fine gentlemen?

00:00:13.560 Absolutely tippity top sir. Good. Very well, very husky unfortunately so sorry about that.

00:00:18.380 Yeah he's been putting it on, taking it off, he's not quite sure what he wants his voice to be

00:00:23.600 actually. Well it goes normal for a little while and then it goes back to this again. Yeah. I don't

00:00:28.120 know why. Votes in the chat on which one you prefer. Anyway. Sounds very seductive Josh. Well

00:00:32.960 thank you. Makes me feel a lot better. You're feeling quite seduced. Well yes, thank goodness

00:00:37.680 there's a table between us. Anyway, today we're going to be talking all about how mass deportations

00:00:44.360 have basically become normalised in Britain. Now we're at the point where everyone wants some and

00:00:51.200 those that don't just look like weirdos really. We're then going to be talking about the world's

00:00:56.420 first trillionaire and then we're going to be talking about how you just shouldn't mess

00:01:01.980 with India or visit India I assume or there'll be some just good travel advice in this segment.

00:01:07.440 There's multiple layers of depravity to unravel here. It's quite an S show, let's just say

00:01:14.900 that. I see. Alright, so before we begin we just want to give a special shout out on Rumble

00:01:21.660 for a £200 Rumble rant which is just here's beer money for the crew in the back from Blood

00:01:28.640 for the Blood God. So thank you very much. That's tremendous. That is tremendous sir. We know

00:01:34.260 that you've been doing that all week, possibly longer actually. Our man is scanning back through

00:01:39.420 the logs now. So thank you very much. May I ask somebody else to chip in another £2 for

00:01:46.620 Alka-Seltzer. And 60 pence for a pack of pork scratchings. Yes, why not? We should probably

00:01:53.900 also mention it's Armistice Day today. We are. I was just about to, yes. No, it's alright.

00:01:58.300 No, I was just going to. And of course it is, as Josh says, Armistice Day. So of course

00:02:03.440 keep those men in remembrance. Remember what they had to endure during World War I, World

00:02:10.220 War II and all the wars that Britain has fought. And of course, because if we don't remember

00:02:16.100 them, well, no one from the establishment is truly going to. And none of the new arrivals

00:02:21.880 much care either. So keep them in memory. Alright. I also just want to alert people to the fact

00:02:29.580 that I have a new Chronicles out, which is a freemium one. So any of you can go and watch

00:02:35.280 it. It was a delightful discussion that I had with Proper Horror Show, all about the

00:02:39.560 ghost stories of M.R. James. Absolutely wonderful short stories, full of supernaturalism and just

00:02:46.860 very, very charming writing. So if you're interested in that, do please go take a look.

00:02:53.700 So, of course. Of course. Right. Are we back? Yes, we are. Okay. So, here in Britain, it seems

00:03:04.440 like the old 20th century political sort of consensus is dead. Liberalism. It's dead. It's

00:03:13.160 worse than that. It's dead, Jim. You've got the Labour Party that is facing extinction and

00:03:18.180 you've got the Conservative Party that's facing extinction. Oh, actually, they rang me up just

00:03:22.900 before the podcast. The Conservative Party rang you up? Yes. Yes, they rang me up and they said,

00:03:27.680 we noticed that you've been a member in the past. Can we entice you to resubscribe? I'm not

00:03:32.620 sure they were ready for what came next. No. You were quite curt, I expect. I ran through

00:03:38.500 the top ten list of why I would never join that treacherous party ever again as long as

00:03:42.760 I shall live. Based. Yes. Good. Response. And so, but really, what's more as well, we have

00:03:50.180 the fact that, so, no one is satisfied with the red-blue paradigm that we've been living

00:03:55.440 in for generations now, genuinely generations. But what's more as well, of course, this has

00:04:01.720 forced people in the British public to look for other political opportunities, right, to

00:04:07.800 look for fresh parties to put their vote behind. Because as far as the left are concerned, those

00:04:13.440 who are of the Greens and the Jeremy Corbyn ilk, they're entirely dissatisfied with Labour

00:04:19.180 because they wanted gay race communism. And Labour gave them gay race neoliberalism. And so they're

00:04:27.320 not happy. And as far as the right wing and the reform voters are concerned, they wanted to live

00:04:34.400 in England and make it a safe country for their grandchildren. And the Tories also gave them

00:04:39.940 gay race neoliberalism. So no one's happy. No one's happy whatsoever. And we have this chart

00:04:47.360 here showing you, from a recent Ipsos poll, really just showing the total dissatisfaction.

00:04:54.140 You can see here, how united or divided does the United Kingdom feel to you these days? And as you

00:05:00.460 can see here, 84% of people replied varying degrees of, well, it's not particularly united, is it?

00:05:08.800 We don't feel so much like a united kingdom anymore. If it passes into this larger majority, do we need

00:05:14.960 to start calling ourselves the disunited kingdom as well? Well, better be a kingdom at that rate.

00:05:20.480 That's true, yeah.

00:05:21.740 Moving on from that. But also, what's more as well, if I go through some of the other slides on here,

00:05:27.460 there was one in particular that went on to say that 50% say that the culture is simply changing

00:05:33.300 too fast, right? And I imagine that the other people are a collection of foreigners and Lib Dems

00:05:40.100 who've not quite had the change thrust on them yet.

00:05:43.140 It's also a bit of a loaded question in that the culture is changing for the worst. Too fast is beside the

00:05:48.920 point. Any change in this direction is bad change, so any change is too fast.

00:05:54.360 Yes, you're right.

00:05:55.140 The question is sort of loaded in that direction to suggest that there is a correct rate of change.

00:06:01.360 Well, yes, and this is exactly obviously what's killed the Conservative Party, the fact that they

00:06:06.180 actually, in principle, agreed with the changes that were happening. They merely just disagreed with

00:06:11.120 the speed limit. And so what's more as well, we also have the fact that 48% are saying that

00:06:16.480 they want the country to be as it used to be. Now, again, that is a very vague way to frame

00:06:23.860 a question, right? There are many ways that that could be construed. For example, some Corbynite

00:06:30.240 could say, oh, I just want to go back to the way that things were, you know, back when we were all

00:06:35.200 multicultural and proud during the Olympics or whatever it was, right? You can have that sort of

00:06:40.840 airy-fairy view.

00:06:41.560 I mean, to be fair, 2012 would be a lot better than now.

00:06:43.760 Oh, agreed.

00:06:45.720 1832 would be considerably better than that.

00:06:48.820 But on this current trajectory, it's obviously going to be worse and worse. And so we have

00:06:54.880 this problem now where actually as well, sorry, a lot of the people are realising the fact

00:07:02.720 that 86% is saying that there is tension between immigrants and people born in the United Kingdom.

00:07:11.040 And you can see that this is quickly rising in the space of two years as well. So we've gone from

00:07:17.120 that time just around Brexit, where they felt like, okay, they voted for Brexit, we'll manage that problem,

00:07:23.320 but essentially we'll nip their problems, their grievances with immigration in the bud,

00:07:28.180 and we'll package it. Well, that's gone again, right? All of that work that they did to try and

00:07:34.200 just pat down that issue was totally ruined by Boris, just shoving two million extra people in

00:07:41.260 your face.

00:07:41.740 All it's done is increase the pressure in the pressure cooker more than anything, because now

00:07:46.980 no one really trusts any mainstream politician and they know that they're going to add it to you.

00:07:53.280 And the notion of a political solution to our problems, I think if there was polling for that,

00:08:00.620 would show that people have less and less faith in that.

00:08:04.560 I agree. And what's more as well, if I just go to this last one here.

00:08:10.580 Here we go. So this here is not the anti-woke one. Culture Wars, sorry, so many sides. There's one

00:08:17.960 in particular where it talks about here. The Green Party supporters are by far the most likely to feel

00:08:26.300 transgender rights have not gone far enough, while Reform UK supporters overwhelmingly say

00:08:31.880 they've gone too far. Now, obviously, I understand that the trans stuff is all a bit bread and circuses,

00:08:36.660 but my point in actually getting up this slide is the fact that actually, away from the Labour Party

00:08:44.300 and the Conservative Party that represented broader churches of the same thing, because of this

00:08:51.800 factionalism that we're now seeing splintering off, that basically, on both sides, the camps are setting up

00:08:58.360 their ideological principles. They're just saying, we are going to be unequivocating on this.

00:09:04.820 So the Green Party are never going to capitulate on the trans stuff. They're never going to capitulate on it.

00:09:10.720 I don't even understand what they mean by have not gone far enough. I mean, the mandatory castration

00:09:15.860 of every baby boy born in Britain. I mean, what more could they want than what they've already got?

00:09:20.440 I don't know. I'd love to ask them.

00:09:22.860 They're already protected more than your average person in the eyes of the law.

00:09:27.100 I know, I know. They're all living in the fantasy. It's a total fantasy. But also, what's more,

00:09:32.560 we're at the point now, because none of the voters of Britain have really got what they wanted

00:09:37.400 for a long, long time now. And so both sides, we're seeing, are becoming more and more uncompromising

00:09:43.600 on all of these things. But the problem is, this puts us into a place where it just becomes a pure

00:09:50.200 numbers game by the end. Okay, you're both uncompromising, so who has more? Who has more

00:09:56.480 people on their side? And the good news is, of course, that going through all of these statistics

00:10:02.140 and many other polls that have been had before, we are obviously in the majority, right? We are

00:10:07.980 clearly in the majority. And the Green Party can't really, they are growing. And Zach Polanski is

00:10:15.860 obviously, in some polls now, even overtaking the Labour Party. But the point is that they cannot,

00:10:22.200 unlike Starmer, who is in government, and basically has to say, look, in order to maintain power,

00:10:28.860 I at least have to pretend that I care. I have to bend my rhetoric, Island of Strangers,

00:10:35.020 all the rest of it, in order to placate the gammons. You're not going to get that from the

00:10:39.560 Green Party. Because if you do, they're actually betraying their core voter base. Everyone in

00:10:44.960 Bristol, everyone in Brighton, right, will not vote for them. And so they can't bend on it. And what's

00:10:51.220 more as well, as you have with Jeremy Corbyn, of course, he is also not going to bend. But you have

00:10:58.180 now, of course, a position where veterans of World War II are looking around and saying,

00:11:07.480 it's what we, we fought for our freedom, and it's worse, we're less free. We didn't, we didn't

00:11:12.980 actually die during D-Day to be replaced in our country, to have a massive surveillance state

00:11:19.780 brought in. And just to slowly watch, piece by piece, our politicians sell us out to every

00:11:27.260 foreign activist.

00:11:28.600 I mean, a lot of the polling I've seen has shown that the next election is going to be

00:11:32.420 reform versus Greens. I mean, the Tories obviously are done. I mean, nobody trusts them. And their

00:11:38.420 position at the moment on re-migration is reasonably good, actually. But nobody believes them, because

00:11:43.620 they say this every single election, and then they betray us every single time.

00:11:47.200 Even if they did mean it, they don't deserve to be in government.

00:11:49.820 Exactly.

00:11:50.820 They should be punished for what they've done, because they've betrayed the country, and they've

00:11:54.560 put us in this situation. And in many ways, they were able to do it far better than the

00:11:59.220 Labour Party would have in the first place, because they had more political capital to do

00:12:03.460 it. And so it stings twice as badly.

00:12:06.580 Yeah. And Labour, of course, are making a complete pig's ear out of everything. You know, you're

00:12:11.500 considered far right if you don't want to see little girls murdered at a dance class.

00:12:15.820 Yeah.

00:12:16.120 And they're bankrupting the country at record speed. So I can well believe it comes down

00:12:20.180 to Greens versus reform.

00:12:22.060 Absolutely. And what's more as well, that in the minds of reform voters and other people

00:12:27.460 who happen to be correct, of course, you have this position now where you can see it's

00:12:33.180 so interlinked that if we address the immigration issue, then a lot of the other problems that

00:12:40.380 we're faced with, we're slowly going to find a beginning to ease. And, you know, whether

00:12:45.480 it be the stabbings, right, the actual just genuine criminality, the murders, the rapes,

00:12:52.060 the thievery, and all of these sorts of things. But what's more as well, just the sheer amount

00:12:57.520 of traffic on the roads, the sheer, well, the degradation of the high streets.

00:13:04.240 Or not paying 30 billion a year to house them and give them benefits.

00:13:06.980 Right. All of this, just everything, everything is connected to this. And so we have the older

00:13:12.780 people, the people who actually bled and died for our country. They're not happy with the

00:13:17.060 situation. And young girls as well here. And I thought I'd just play this because this

00:13:22.220 was quite exceptional.

00:13:24.020 Are you here today?

00:13:25.140 I'm here to protect the kids and how I have the streets safer for when I have kids.

00:13:30.040 Because I'm scared. Because I'm scared if anything's going to happen to me. Because being a white

00:13:35.280 girl is really scary at this time. Loads of people call me racist for going to these. But I just want

00:13:41.280 to be able to feel safe in my own community. And I just want to be able to walk the streets like

00:13:45.820 my dad and my mum used to do without a worry.

00:13:48.580 You're not going to school at the moment. What's going, what's happening there?

00:13:51.740 People are calling me racist at school for going to the marches. And they're calling me far right.

00:13:57.260 But the thing is, I'm not far right. I respect everyone's cultures, their religion, where they

00:14:01.480 come from and their background. I just want to be able to feel safe.

00:14:03.940 Smart kid. Very smart kid. Obviously, she'll have had conversations with the parents, of course.

00:14:13.540 I would imagine so.

00:14:14.380 But good for her parents. For alerting her to the danger. Right? For actually saying, look,

00:14:19.340 no, it's not as safe as it was when we were growing up. And just, these are the conversations

00:14:25.040 that this establishment consensus are forcing people to have.

00:14:29.280 If your kid is a bit switched on like that, they're more likely to come home safe.

00:14:32.360 Yes. I think it's something that we probably should have emphasized more on this podcast

00:14:36.740 is that, yeah, if you've got children, it's bad enough in Britain now that you've got to

00:14:41.220 explain to them the actual situation for their own safety. And it's obviously very, very serious.

00:14:46.920 And it's to the extent of which that it's not even, you know, being sensationalist. It's

00:14:53.400 not like when I was growing up and my parents were telling me about, you know, don't go home

00:14:58.580 with strange people, normally strange men. Because that was hardly a problem where I grew

00:15:05.300 up. But now it genuinely is.

00:15:07.440 My parents told me about if a van turns up and somebody offers to show you puppies, don't

00:15:12.580 get in the van.

00:15:13.680 It was stuff like that, wasn't it?

00:15:14.960 Yeah. I don't know if that ever happened or whether that was a TV advert at the time.

00:15:18.540 Because that seemed, even looking back now, that seems really bizarre. But yeah, the point

00:15:22.380 is you've got to have the talk with your kids.

00:15:25.480 I'm very disappointed as you get to see the puppies either.

00:15:30.480 But the point is, right, that everything on the new emerging consensus of the left have

00:15:38.220 nothing to address that girl's concerns. Absolutely nothing. Because as far as they're concerned,

00:15:44.780 those people that that girl is rightly afraid of are not only here in this country, but here

00:15:50.020 to stay and to be given every single privilege and every single piece of political fortification

00:15:57.060 to basically mean that they will never be able to be removed.

00:16:00.040 Well, and even if they did do something to that little girl, they'd be out in a few years

00:16:03.720 at tops.

00:16:04.420 Yeah.

00:16:05.280 Well, a lot of the lefts and particularly the sort of Green Party types rhetoric is either

00:16:09.460 not to acknowledge it's going on whatsoever and call people racist, or they'll just, they'll

00:16:14.580 argue more tacitly, because they know it doesn't sound good explicitly, that

00:16:19.260 this is an acceptable thing to happen for the sake of allowing refugees in, which is,

00:16:26.680 I think, one of the most contemptible things you could possibly argue.

00:16:30.360 I absolutely agree. And so let's actually, on that point, listen here to Rachel Millwood,

00:16:35.580 the deputy leader of the Greens, and what her position is.

00:16:38.500 There will be a day when we sit our grandchildren on our knees and we tell them,

00:16:45.920 First, they came for the immigrants. So we hung out flags from all the nations and we said,

00:16:54.340 refugees are welcome here.

00:16:55.880 Stunning and brave. Doesn't actually seem to be her position, though. I, sorry, I left the link,

00:17:03.560 but she's now, she doesn't want 600 illegals put in her particular constituency on the army base.

00:17:09.880 The funny thing is, she's both, she said in the letter, she made sure to say,

00:17:13.800 I'm concerned about both the welfare of the 600 male asylum seekers and the locals, by the way.

00:17:19.760 Yes.

00:17:20.300 But anyway, allow me to talk about the quality of the facilities for a long time now.

00:17:24.600 Yeah, absolutely.

00:17:25.360 Like, hmm, are you sure you're not just trying to sort of add in a little tidbit there

00:17:30.060 so you don't get absolutely caned publicly?

00:17:32.600 Right. So then we had this banger from Rupert, where he just said,

00:17:36.100 we need to create such a hostile and unwelcoming environment for illegal migrants

00:17:40.460 that the vast majority just deport themselves.

00:17:43.700 And obviously, what's more as well, there are many other such hostile measures.

00:17:49.160 And not even hostile, but just measures that don't privilege, like you were saying, Dan,

00:17:53.180 the amount of just money we just send to them through all the different government departments

00:17:58.660 and welfare spending and translators in the NHS, just all of it just glunking up the system.

00:18:04.340 And so it's not just that, it's obviously the legals as well.

00:18:07.180 But this framing of a hostile environment really didn't seem to sit well with Zach Polanski,

00:18:14.740 in particular, who says our entire political conversation under a Labour government

00:18:20.800 has taken a huge shift to the right.

00:18:24.120 We can't let this be normalised.

00:18:25.740 But that is normal.

00:18:26.660 It's just been covered up for so long.

00:18:29.040 This is the exact point.

00:18:30.460 This has always been the case.

00:18:32.980 This has always been what the public want.

00:18:36.140 They always frame this on the left, and they have done ever since Powell's Day,

00:18:39.620 that as if when some political representative merely speaks on an issue,

00:18:44.400 actually what they're doing is creating other people who then decide to agree with them

00:18:50.220 and create more and more followers.

00:18:52.260 But that's not the case at all.

00:18:54.000 What it is, from a true representative,

00:18:56.940 is that they are representing the views of people within their constituency

00:19:00.600 as they already exist.

00:19:02.600 And it was that exact type of equation that led to Powell obviously crafting the rivers of blood speech

00:19:10.620 because he'd heard from his local constituent in Wolverhampton

00:19:15.320 that he was saying England won't be a good place for my children.

00:19:19.200 And the thing is, Rupert didn't even say immigrants as a whole.

00:19:22.580 He actually, in that tweet, he said illegal immigrants.

00:19:24.880 Yes.

00:19:25.420 So, I mean, would Zach say this about any other crime?

00:19:27.860 But if Rupert said, look, we need to make it so uncomfortable for people who steal or murder or rape or whatever,

00:19:33.960 but they don't do it, would he come out against that?

00:19:37.100 I mean, it just shows his bias.

00:19:39.440 He just wants the voters replaced.

00:19:41.860 Yes.

00:19:42.380 It's also a very condescending way of looking at things.

00:19:46.220 That he thinks that, OK, people just don't deduce that these people in their own neighbourhoods

00:19:52.940 and these stories they hear from their own local newspapers,

00:19:56.300 they don't recognise the patterns.

00:19:59.000 It's just because of politicians.

00:20:00.700 Everything is top down and people can't look with their own eyes at the problems

00:20:06.000 and say, actually, I want these people gone.

00:20:08.860 No, it's pretty easy to deduce that.

00:20:10.740 And I think it's a chicken or egg situation.

00:20:12.860 Obviously, Rupert is fantastic.

00:20:14.840 But the reason he's skyrocketed to the place he is

00:20:18.100 is because there's a massive appetite for politicians like him from the public in the first place.

00:20:23.700 They've got it round the wrong way.

00:20:24.960 The reason Rupert Lowe has the position in politics that he does

00:20:29.580 is because people want him there.

00:20:32.000 And it's not because he's convinced a large number of people that his views are important,

00:20:37.300 although I don't doubt there's some degree of that going on.

00:20:39.700 But I think the public had already made up their mind to a certain extent.

00:20:42.920 I absolutely agree with you.

00:20:45.040 But I also think that it's interesting framing here where he basically says,

00:20:48.600 under a Labour government.

00:20:50.040 Because the point is, right, that the Labour government have gotten into power

00:20:54.440 and gone, OK, we kind of got in on the women of fluke because the Tories just totally collapsed.

00:20:58.840 And we do actually have to govern over a nation that is, at this point,

00:21:04.960 well, totally against the illegal immigration, but also just highly anti-migrant generally.

00:21:11.720 And Zach Polanski thinks that the problem here is that Labour just haven't made the case hard enough.

00:21:17.280 That all of these people could actually have their minds changed to become gay-race Green Party communists

00:21:24.200 if they were just willing to put the case forward.

00:21:26.960 And so that's what we're having now.

00:21:28.420 We're having those on the far left meeting those on the moderate right.

00:21:34.080 And just basically because they actually realise,

00:21:36.540 one, they don't have the numbers if it comes to a general election.

00:21:40.040 So they have to at least convince a few people.

00:21:42.540 Well, for all we say about democracy, they are going to actually have to persuade some voters

00:21:47.980 to change their mind if they're going to have any chance of forming a government or a coalition

00:21:53.220 or whatever they do.

00:21:54.740 But what's more as well, it's going to be impossible because we are going to have,

00:22:01.900 and this is just a state of it, leading up to the next election,

00:22:06.800 there are going to be many, many times that we are inevitably going to report

00:22:11.060 on the latest migrant stabbing, the latest murder, the latest atrocity, right?

00:22:16.300 The situation in England is only going one way,

00:22:20.080 and this guy is just saying, don't believe your lying eyes.

00:22:23.780 We can still convince you.

00:22:25.500 You can't, Zach.

00:22:26.380 It's a fool's errand.

00:22:27.420 Well, the fate of the Green Party relies on their sort of pet people,

00:22:32.140 pet migrants in the country behaving themselves

00:22:34.860 and not committing heinous crimes, which we know are becoming increasingly, you know, severe.

00:22:42.920 The police are increasingly having less and less capacity and political will to deal with it.

00:22:47.680 Of course, it's not going to get any better.

00:22:50.540 The trend is already ramping up very much already.

00:22:54.760 So their days aren't numbered.

00:22:58.820 So when you have here his exclusive Zach Polanski and Jeremy Corbyn slam Rupert Lowe's

00:23:04.260 utterly repulsive and deeply un-British social media comments.

00:23:09.160 By deeply un-British, I assume they just mean not totally suicidal, right?

00:23:15.660 Not just resigning Britain to a state of suicide as it's existed in for several decades now,

00:23:23.460 actually remembering that, you know what?

00:23:25.940 British people used to have some actual self-worth and dignity

00:23:29.120 and didn't like to be taken advantage of by every Tom, Dick, and Harry.

00:23:34.540 So when the Vikings and the Normans turned up, we just said,

00:23:37.540 oh, come on in, we'll build you some houses.

00:23:39.380 We'll pay for it.

00:23:40.680 Exactly.

00:23:41.000 Oh, hang on a minute.

00:23:41.600 No, we didn't.

00:23:42.420 We fought them tooth and nail, didn't we?

00:23:45.120 Yeah.

00:23:45.780 And so Jeremy Corbyn, the former Labour leader,

00:23:48.620 who is now establishing a new left-wing political party,

00:23:51.980 also hit out at Lowe's comments, branding them utterly repulsive.

00:23:55.980 He told Left Foot Forward,

00:23:57.620 this is an utterly repulsive incitement of hatred.

00:24:00.280 The hostile environment was a shameful period for this country,

00:24:04.740 and it is beyond disgusting that a sitting MP would call for its return.

00:24:09.620 We are at a dangerous moment in this country.

00:24:12.000 We need an alternative that will defend the humanity of migrants and refugees

00:24:17.100 and build an inclusive society for all.

00:24:20.560 It's not for everyone, though.

00:24:22.100 Yes.

00:24:22.520 It's for British people.

00:24:23.860 And your disgust only makes me like it more.

00:24:26.060 Right.

00:24:26.380 Like, you're not people I care who's, you know, condemnation of me.

00:24:31.680 You know, it's not significant to me.

00:24:33.640 I don't care.

00:24:34.880 You know, you calling me disgusting or, you know, for supporting these things

00:24:38.680 or Rupert Lowe disgusting, no one cares anymore.

00:24:41.740 It's about having a future, about being safe, about your children's future.

00:24:46.720 So, nasty words, not going to do anything anymore.

00:24:50.180 No, absolutely.

00:24:51.000 It's too much at stake.

00:24:51.780 And, you know, Rupert here, this is just a perfect template for how to respond to them,

00:24:56.040 which is just to say that,

00:24:57.800 Zach Polanski says,

00:24:59.620 I should be absolutely condemned, calling it nasty and cruel.

00:25:02.220 Jeremy Corbyn says,

00:25:03.040 Okay, lads, if you say so.

00:25:05.360 I'm very much of the view that allowing hundreds of thousands of unvetted young men

00:25:08.880 from cultures that actively hate women and us to roam our streets is absolutely mental.

00:25:14.100 Do I think that placing unchecked Eritreans and Afghan men into communities

00:25:18.040 all around the country is a good idea?

00:25:20.360 Funding the hotels and pocket money?

00:25:22.180 No, no, I do not.

00:25:23.800 And he just goes on to totally dismiss it.

00:25:26.440 And this is the thing that, as well,

00:25:29.060 a Tory would have ceded to at least their framing, right?

00:25:34.140 We're not doing that anymore.

00:25:35.840 We're not doing that.

00:25:36.900 We're right.

00:25:37.800 You're wrong.

00:25:38.540 You don't have the mandate to do this to us.

00:25:41.120 And everything that you thought you knew.

00:25:43.560 Because ultimately, right,

00:25:45.940 they are fighting a war against human nature itself.

00:25:50.240 That is what they're actually trying to do here.

00:25:52.720 They're trying to reorganize a human mind

00:25:55.780 so that it can find it agreeable

00:25:58.560 that you can just send your children around the corner

00:26:02.460 and, yes, they may get stabbed,

00:26:04.480 you know, walking past a migrant hotel or whatever.

00:26:07.820 But in the name of these grander ideals,

00:26:10.740 it's all just fine.

00:26:12.400 You can't do this.

00:26:13.780 This is, like I say, a total fool's errand.

00:26:16.700 And more than being foolish, it happens to be evil.

00:26:20.140 But as to what you were saying earlier on

00:26:22.620 about them just based on their own voters as well,

00:26:26.440 you can see here that actually what we're going to have in some way

00:26:29.720 is a total rerun of what just recently happened with the American election,

00:26:34.680 where it was a case that, look,

00:26:36.960 for all of Trump's flaws and problems with the MAGA movement,

00:26:41.580 the Republicans had to win that election.

00:26:44.640 Because if they didn't win that election,

00:26:47.240 the Democrats were basically just going to give amnesty,

00:26:50.840 mass amnesty to the illegals,

00:26:52.520 and basically have an entire new voter base.

00:26:54.860 Well, something like 10 million, possibly 20 million people

00:26:57.340 came in under Biden,

00:26:58.400 and the point is it was trending up.

00:27:00.000 So if Kamala Harris had won,

00:27:03.580 I mean, you could be at 30 million by now.

00:27:07.380 Right.

00:27:07.560 40 million.

00:27:08.020 Absolutely.

00:27:08.660 They would guarantee their political future

00:27:10.380 for the rest of their entire careers, wouldn't they?

00:27:12.520 And that means lots of money for them.

00:27:14.320 I mean, look, you've got it here.

00:27:15.460 Across their country.

00:27:15.900 Well, yep, just coming to it.

00:27:17.320 The Green Party is saying it.

00:27:18.960 Treat all migrants as their citizens.

00:27:21.040 So basically, I mean, it is just naked importing votes.

00:27:24.280 Oh, they say it again on the next line, yeah.

00:27:26.740 All residents, it's about as naked and transparent

00:27:31.040 as humanly possible.

00:27:32.060 It's voter replacement.

00:27:33.120 You can see the thread of their thoughts

00:27:35.200 in their own numbered system here.

00:27:39.700 Like, it's unbelievable.

00:27:42.420 Number one is more of it.

00:27:43.980 Number two is treat them,

00:27:44.920 they cut to the point,

00:27:46.160 give them the right to vote.

00:27:47.200 Bring families together,

00:27:47.940 so bring more voters.

00:27:49.060 Dismantle the home.

00:27:49.900 So dismantle any check against anyone coming in,

00:27:52.820 no matter how criminal.

00:27:54.500 And then, yeah,

00:27:56.440 and then you're just going to get absolutely flooded

00:27:58.320 with replacement voters.

00:27:59.300 Every single illegal that arrives in Dover

00:28:03.060 is going to just be a Green Party voter.

00:28:06.280 That's what we're coming to.

00:28:07.300 We're just coming to the American election.

00:28:09.780 Dismantle the home offices as insane

00:28:12.260 as defund the police,

00:28:14.900 if not more so in many ways.

00:28:17.260 Because at least, you know...

00:28:18.660 I mean, I agree it's broken, but, you know...

00:28:22.280 I mean, I'm all for getting rid of most of the government,

00:28:25.580 but the home office is sort of important.

00:28:28.080 It does actually have an important role,

00:28:30.520 which is, you know, enforcing the border

00:28:32.480 and making sure things run properly.

00:28:34.700 Right.

00:28:35.420 And so when we compared the Green Party's policy,

00:28:38.600 and again, this is a party that's likely,

00:28:40.680 in many places to do better than Labour

00:28:43.700 at the next general election, right?

00:28:45.900 But we compared that to the much more sensible policy

00:28:49.860 that we had here hosted by Harrison Pitt

00:28:52.500 when he went through the mass deportations policy paper

00:28:56.160 that they at Restore have been creating.

00:28:59.300 And I think that it would lead to a much more harmonious society,

00:29:03.920 much less murder, much less criminality,

00:29:06.980 and really just more of an idea of the England

00:29:10.100 that we would like to live in.

00:29:12.260 The kind of England, we might say,

00:29:14.900 that this chap here would actually have felt at home in,

00:29:20.600 if only the poor man could have had it in his own time.

00:29:23.420 You can't create civilisation without standards,

00:29:25.920 and if you don't enforce standards,

00:29:27.500 you don't have a civilisation,

00:29:29.080 and that's exactly what we're seeing play out at the minute.

00:29:32.020 But the fact of the matter is that people can realise

00:29:34.740 that Rupert is popular, right?

00:29:36.600 And he's just an independent MP,

00:29:39.220 but the fact that you've had this coordinated strike on him

00:29:42.660 from Polanski, from Corbyn,

00:29:46.120 shows that they recognise the scope of Rupert's power,

00:29:50.380 his influence, right?

00:29:51.600 And not only that,

00:29:53.640 the talent that he's actually cultivating around him as well,

00:29:56.940 the next generation who are going to carry on

00:29:59.980 this fight for the soul of England,

00:30:02.440 which is really what it is here.

00:30:04.560 And so I would just encourage people

00:30:06.660 to ruin Corbyn's morning.

00:30:08.860 Go sign up, go join Restore Britain,

00:30:11.420 because they're doing really, really good work.

00:30:14.040 And what's more as well,

00:30:16.320 part of the problem with the consensus

00:30:19.580 that we've had for so long

00:30:20.940 is that the establishment has wanted to keep out

00:30:24.740 perfectly sensible voices,

00:30:27.480 such as your own Dan, such as Beau's, right?

00:30:30.300 With just a party-like reform.

00:30:32.660 And so here with Restore

00:30:34.360 is a place where your voice can actually matter,

00:30:37.500 where your concern about your own children,

00:30:39.980 your concern about just the future

00:30:42.200 that they are going to inherit

00:30:43.960 will be taken more seriously.

00:30:45.820 And so I would encourage people

00:30:47.720 to go and join Restore.

00:30:50.200 But as I say,

00:30:51.200 eventually the fight is going to come

00:30:53.780 between the far left

00:30:55.080 and just everybody else.

00:30:58.520 And when it comes,

00:31:00.760 the victory needs to be total.

00:31:03.560 And you need to get to a position, really,

00:31:07.000 where to merely suggest

00:31:08.840 that you are pro-immigration,

00:31:12.300 pro-mass immigration,

00:31:13.260 or anything of the kind

00:31:14.460 is basically just a socially unacceptable opinion, right?

00:31:18.840 Because of everything that we've been through.

00:31:22.920 And so, yeah, I'd just end with that.

00:31:25.700 All right.

00:31:26.440 I'll just quickly go through these rumble rants.

00:31:29.000 Just going to make sure my laptop's plugged in.

00:31:31.280 It's slowly dying.

00:31:32.340 Oh, no.

00:31:33.080 Okay.

00:31:34.340 Sigil Stone, 17, says,

00:31:36.260 why do people feel bad for that old guy?

00:31:39.720 He's the one who sold the country down the river

00:31:42.400 for the pension social security.

00:31:45.660 Don't have sympathy for the devil.

00:31:46.760 I don't know who he's referring to by the old guy.

00:31:49.080 I assume he means the old veteran.

00:31:51.060 I'm not sure that's fair.

00:31:51.940 I think that's deeply unreasonable,

00:31:54.500 Sigil Stone, to be honest with you.

00:31:56.220 Ultimately, there are many, many people

00:31:58.860 in this country

00:32:00.180 who were kept out of power, right?

00:32:03.900 And ultimately, what's more as well,

00:32:06.400 it's not even just a case of this country.

00:32:08.180 This has happened all over Europe.

00:32:10.200 It's happening all over the West.

00:32:11.980 It is more coordinated

00:32:13.160 than any average citizen

00:32:16.020 could have really fought back against at the time.

00:32:19.840 I'm not saying it was meant to happen.

00:32:22.140 That's not what I'm saying at all.

00:32:23.960 But what I am saying is

00:32:25.280 there is very little that man could have done.

00:32:27.680 And ultimately, he put his life on the line at D-Day.

00:32:31.260 And it's not his fault

00:32:33.260 that he was betrayed by an establishment.

00:32:35.280 Thick Tagius says,

00:32:39.440 The left will cry,

00:32:40.220 Refugees are welcome here,

00:32:41.620 but not in their areas,

00:32:43.020 not in their schools,

00:32:44.600 and not in their homes.

00:32:45.780 Yes, but the problem is

00:32:46.860 that the more they let in,

00:32:48.360 the more that eventually

00:32:49.680 it is going to reach

00:32:51.000 their neighbourhoods and their schools.

00:32:52.680 So they will either have to change

00:32:54.260 or will have to endanger

00:32:56.200 their own constituents.

00:32:58.220 Sigil Stone says,

00:32:59.140 You ever hear of the experiment

00:33:00.700 of a couple that raised a baby chimp

00:33:02.640 along with a human baby

00:33:03.980 to see if it became smarter?

00:33:07.140 Why bring it up?

00:33:08.240 No reason.

00:33:09.500 Cranky Texan says,

00:33:10.700 Migration is driven

00:33:11.700 by the super-governmental technocratic elites,

00:33:15.180 the ones who control the currency.

00:33:17.080 Mass migration is part of the planned obsolescence,

00:33:20.880 sorry, of the petrodollar.

00:33:22.860 Politicians can only do so much.

00:33:24.880 And Felius of Malice says,

00:33:28.180 We need a report on this,

00:33:31.060 Nigel's intergovernmental generational

00:33:33.240 environment report.

00:33:35.020 Right, I'll take a look.

00:33:36.440 I'll need to look at that.

00:33:37.180 I've not heard about that yet.

00:33:38.840 And Gimli of Goins in YouTube says,

00:33:41.520 Easiest solution,

00:33:42.320 stop the benefits and they'll leave.

00:33:44.460 It's literally just one switch

00:33:46.400 that needs to be flipped.

00:33:47.840 It's a few more things,

00:33:48.840 but that is a main switch.

00:33:50.700 Base Tape says,

00:33:51.480 Josh needs to stop talking like that,

00:33:54.080 leave some girls for the rest of us.

00:33:56.680 I'm sorry, Base Tape.

00:33:58.240 I'll try and direct some your way.

00:34:00.820 And you've also got £5 for lozenges.

00:34:04.400 Look at the one above.

00:34:05.800 Somebody sent us £5 for the Alka-Seltzer.

00:34:07.600 There you go.

00:34:08.240 Right, now we just need the 60p

00:34:09.620 for pork scratchings

00:34:10.520 and our evening is sorted.

00:34:11.560 It is indeed.

00:34:12.180 Knock off early after the podcast,

00:34:13.660 get sizzled.

00:34:15.040 Luke Stewart says,

00:34:16.060 Good day, everyone.

00:34:16.760 I hope you guys are doing well.

00:34:18.400 You too.

00:34:19.220 Yes, I thought this would take longer

00:34:21.660 because you guys don't have compulsory voting.

00:34:24.080 So people who become disillusioned

00:34:26.160 just don't vote unless we forget.

00:34:29.680 And Deverem says,

00:34:31.800 What was that about a shitpost?

00:34:35.100 My entire segment.

00:34:36.200 All right, well, we'll get to that

00:34:37.400 in just a moment.

00:34:38.100 But it's your segment first, Dan.

00:34:39.920 Yes, if I could have some links,

00:34:41.320 that'd be lovely.

00:34:42.340 What do they mean we heard that?

00:34:46.080 I read it, but I don't understand.

00:34:47.960 So let's talk about

00:34:48.660 the world's first trillionaire.

00:34:50.260 But before we get to that,

00:34:51.280 let's just have a look

00:34:52.260 at this silly woman.

00:34:53.600 So this is Judge Kathleen McCormack.

00:34:57.900 She was the judge

00:34:58.820 who overturned Elon Musk's pay deal.

00:35:01.240 We covered that whenever it was

00:35:02.920 about six months ago

00:35:04.140 or something like that.

00:35:05.420 So Elon Musk,

00:35:06.460 he managed to take

00:35:07.660 Tesla's market value

00:35:09.360 from $55 billion

00:35:11.220 to $650 billion.

00:35:13.460 So he made Tesla $600 billion.

00:35:15.580 Do you know how much

00:35:15.940 he got paid for it?

00:35:16.640 Minimum wage.

00:35:19.860 Yes.

00:35:20.320 Basically nothing.

00:35:21.280 Yes.

00:35:21.940 He got paid minimum wage

00:35:23.160 thanks to this woman.

00:35:25.920 Basically because

00:35:27.160 the Tesla shareholders

00:35:29.040 had a deal with Elon,

00:35:31.040 which is you can,

00:35:32.500 if you create enormous amounts

00:35:34.300 of upside,

00:35:35.060 you can have a small percentage of it.

00:35:37.140 And she basically decided

00:35:38.700 that no, no, you can't.

00:35:40.460 And she stopped it.

00:35:42.080 She did, however,

00:35:43.340 award the lawyers

00:35:44.380 who bought the blocking action

00:35:47.900 a third of a billion.

00:35:49.700 Pure friend enemy then.

00:35:51.060 Yes.

00:35:51.620 Pure friend enemy.

00:35:52.860 Now, it is interesting in her case.

00:35:55.000 She's an example

00:35:55.860 because, I mean,

00:35:56.920 since then,

00:35:58.060 it's basically demonstrated

00:35:59.220 that in Delaware,

00:36:00.880 it is no longer the case

00:36:02.420 that what the shareholders vote for

00:36:03.720 is what they get.

00:36:04.780 It's what a lefty liberal judge gets.

00:36:06.880 And so you've had

00:36:07.420 Andreessen Horowitz,

00:36:08.760 you've had TripAdvisor,

00:36:09.780 Dropbox,

00:36:11.420 Mercolibre,

00:36:12.080 which is a huge

00:36:12.820 South American e-commerce firm,

00:36:15.000 Roblox,

00:36:15.600 Figma,

00:36:16.060 OpenAI are rumoured to go.

00:36:17.640 They're all flocking out of Delaware.

00:36:20.100 So basically,

00:36:21.220 a system that took

00:36:22.980 a hundred years to build

00:36:24.620 was ruined

00:36:26.120 in the space of the afternoon

00:36:27.340 by one spiteful liberal woman.

00:36:30.780 So anyway,

00:36:31.420 that is, I think,

00:36:32.720 worth recapping on

00:36:33.860 because a new pay deal

00:36:35.400 has been agreed.

00:36:36.220 So he's basically said,

00:36:37.620 OK, look, fair enough.

00:36:38.780 Oh, look,

00:36:39.020 we've got the pork scratch

00:36:39.640 and some,

00:36:40.900 some,

00:36:40.960 some,

00:36:41.480 some,

00:36:42.680 some,

00:36:42.780 yes.

00:36:44.660 So he said,

00:36:45.160 all right,

00:36:45.320 fair enough.

00:36:45.780 I'll swallow having worked

00:36:47.000 the last 10 years

00:36:47.900 for minimum wage,

00:36:48.740 but for the next 10 years,

00:36:50.400 if I massively increase value,

00:36:53.360 I want 14% of the upside.

00:36:55.600 And shareholders have again gone,

00:36:57.180 yeah, absolutely.

00:36:58.280 Yeah,

00:36:58.460 we're doing that deal.

00:36:59.260 Brilliant.

00:37:00.320 And, but,

00:37:01.340 oh dear,

00:37:01.780 my box isn't working.

00:37:02.660 Let's try the,

00:37:03.360 I had this problem earlier.

00:37:05.560 If you just unplug it

00:37:06.700 and plug it back in.

00:37:07.440 You try that.

00:37:08.160 You try the,

00:37:08.500 enough that actually works.

00:37:10.640 Yeah,

00:37:11.180 the Guardian,

00:37:12.520 not wildly happy

00:37:14.280 with this arrangement.

00:37:16.180 I'll read you

00:37:17.120 a little bit

00:37:17.900 of what they've had

00:37:18.560 to say on the subject

00:37:19.300 because,

00:37:19.660 of course,

00:37:19.880 you know,

00:37:20.140 they're impartial journalists

00:37:21.800 thinking,

00:37:22.760 thinking level-headed about this.

00:37:24.880 The salt mine has opened.

00:37:25.900 The salt mine has indeed opened.

00:37:29.440 Musk's staggering compensation

00:37:31.360 is comparative with the GDP

00:37:33.500 of entire countries,

00:37:35.520 exceeding that of Ireland,

00:37:37.120 Sweden and Argentina.

00:37:39.320 It vastly exceeds federal funding

00:37:41.140 for entire government programs,

00:37:43.460 such as the cost of

00:37:44.440 snap food benefits,

00:37:46.280 and dwarfs that of other tech moguls,

00:37:48.600 such as Mark Zuckerberg.

00:37:50.580 Elon Musk just got

00:37:52.840 a trillion for failure.

00:37:54.920 Sales are down,

00:37:55.860 safety risks are up,

00:37:57.020 and his politics

00:37:57.720 are driving customers away.

00:37:59.200 This isn't leadership.

00:38:00.420 This is the world's

00:38:01.220 most expensive

00:38:02.200 participation trophy.

00:38:04.000 So,

00:38:04.360 yes,

00:38:04.540 not wildly...

00:38:05.620 No,

00:38:06.500 not glowing.

00:38:07.440 Not glowing.

00:38:08.360 No,

00:38:08.600 they don't seem to go for this.

00:38:10.100 I definitely would

00:38:11.880 trust Elon

00:38:12.960 to spend that money

00:38:14.080 on productive things

00:38:15.280 for humanity,

00:38:16.780 America,

00:38:17.340 the West,

00:38:18.120 far more than I would

00:38:19.120 most government treasuries.

00:38:20.700 Yes,

00:38:21.080 or indeed the Guardian.

00:38:22.220 Yes.

00:38:22.660 I'll have a quick scroll down

00:38:23.700 to the bottom of the article.

00:38:25.300 where they're begging for money.

00:38:26.420 Yeah,

00:38:26.660 where they're begging...

00:38:27.740 Oh,

00:38:28.000 I've lost my mouse.

00:38:29.700 Oh,

00:38:29.900 it's on the left.

00:38:31.400 There you go.

00:38:32.100 There we go.

00:38:33.000 Let's get down to it.

00:38:33.920 There's always a bit at the bottom

00:38:35.040 where it's like,

00:38:35.580 oh,

00:38:35.720 here we go.

00:38:36.560 Give us money,

00:38:37.620 please.

00:38:37.800 The Guardian literally

00:38:38.640 just doing the...

00:38:39.840 Yes,

00:38:40.600 because despite getting

00:38:41.780 a massive endowment

00:38:43.360 from some,

00:38:44.080 whatever it was,

00:38:44.700 19th century industrialists,

00:38:46.160 they can't make money

00:38:47.600 every year.

00:38:48.300 They've never turned a profit.

00:38:49.620 No,

00:38:49.800 they've never turned a profit,

00:38:50.940 but no,

00:38:51.780 of course,

00:38:52.000 they're going to have

00:38:52.380 a pop at Musk.

00:38:53.760 This guy is also

00:38:54.760 a nice example of it.

00:38:55.840 In fact,

00:38:56.220 before I go any further,

00:38:57.480 let's just click on

00:38:58.480 the profile picture.

00:38:59.360 Give us a...

00:38:59.680 There we go.

00:39:00.420 So this fedora

00:39:01.440 wearing soy face.

00:39:03.160 His take...

00:39:03.980 His take is

00:39:06.280 Elon threatens

00:39:07.100 to rage quit Tesla

00:39:08.600 if he doesn't get

00:39:09.540 his one trillion payday.

00:39:11.480 And they've got a picture

00:39:12.200 of a crying Elon.

00:39:14.580 I mean,

00:39:14.900 question to you,

00:39:15.640 Joe.

00:39:17.300 If the deal was

00:39:18.420 that you get to work

00:39:20.000 for another 10 years

00:39:20.760 for minimum wage,

00:39:21.700 would you do it?

00:39:22.560 Or would you...

00:39:23.860 I mean,

00:39:24.100 I think Musk can command

00:39:25.540 a higher salary

00:39:26.240 than minimum wage

00:39:27.140 somewhere else.

00:39:28.700 So there is that.

00:39:29.980 And his brilliant take

00:39:31.360 was,

00:39:32.040 I suggest

00:39:32.860 that General Motors

00:39:34.500 Mary Barra

00:39:35.960 should replace him.

00:39:38.980 Right.

00:39:40.300 Okay.

00:39:41.380 Let's just examine

00:39:42.400 that claim,

00:39:43.080 shall we?

00:39:43.380 So,

00:39:44.360 Mary Barra

00:39:45.240 of General Motors,

00:39:47.540 over the last five years,

00:39:49.660 the stock is down 9%.

00:39:51.380 Okay.

00:39:52.300 At Tesla,

00:39:52.940 it's up 225%.

00:39:55.260 So,

00:39:56.660 no,

00:39:57.380 I don't think

00:39:58.160 Mary Barra

00:39:59.280 is the right replacement.

00:40:02.820 I mean,

00:40:03.120 this shows

00:40:03.860 just how bloody difficult

00:40:04.960 it is to actually

00:40:05.880 make money

00:40:06.380 with electric vehicles.

00:40:07.840 Basically,

00:40:08.560 nobody,

00:40:09.260 apart from Tesla,

00:40:09.900 has ever done it.

00:40:11.320 So all of these companies

00:40:12.640 up and down here,

00:40:14.140 a whole bunch

00:40:14.520 of Chinese firms

00:40:15.660 and, you know,

00:40:16.300 Ford and Rivian

00:40:17.040 and General Motors

00:40:17.820 and all the rest,

00:40:18.660 they've all had a go

00:40:19.920 at trying to do

00:40:21.500 electric cars

00:40:22.800 and,

00:40:24.160 well,

00:40:25.220 they can't,

00:40:25.620 not without losing

00:40:26.500 money hand over fist.

00:40:28.500 Well,

00:40:28.600 I think part of the problem

00:40:29.780 is that a lot of them

00:40:30.820 are pre-existing

00:40:31.780 petrol or diesel

00:40:32.880 manufacturers

00:40:33.700 and to be able

00:40:35.520 to make these sorts

00:40:36.780 of cars,

00:40:37.140 as I understand it,

00:40:37.960 this is,

00:40:38.300 you know,

00:40:39.180 sort of almost

00:40:39.680 a lay view of it,

00:40:40.760 but it's a production

00:40:41.740 of scale thing.

00:40:42.600 Tesla pretty much

00:40:43.600 only makes electric cars

00:40:44.940 and therefore

00:40:45.620 they can do it

00:40:46.580 quite well,

00:40:47.500 whereas if you make

00:40:48.260 a combination of both,

00:40:49.220 it's harder to make

00:40:50.320 both work right

00:40:51.680 because you can still

00:40:52.780 turn a profit

00:40:53.600 on petrol or diesel cars.

00:40:55.520 I know that the government

00:40:56.400 is trying to disincentivise

00:40:57.380 people buying them,

00:40:58.400 but there's certainly

00:40:59.200 a market for them

00:41:00.120 and people do want them

00:41:01.180 and they can be profitable,

00:41:03.060 as far as I understand

00:41:04.060 at least.

00:41:04.880 Well,

00:41:05.740 I mean,

00:41:06.380 a finely detailed point,

00:41:07.880 but the cars themselves

00:41:08.660 aren't that profitable,

00:41:09.520 but the after sales are

00:41:10.520 and that's effectively

00:41:12.280 where the margin

00:41:12.880 has been driven to

00:41:13.580 on traditional cars.

00:41:15.160 But the other thing

00:41:15.600 about traditional cars

00:41:16.360 is because they had been

00:41:18.040 eking out that next

00:41:19.160 dollar for so long now,

00:41:21.060 they basically outsourced

00:41:22.140 everything apart from

00:41:23.340 the drive shaft

00:41:24.260 and the engine.

00:41:25.600 They kept the core value bits

00:41:26.880 and everything else

00:41:27.440 was just imported

00:41:28.200 and assembled in the factory.

00:41:30.020 Well,

00:41:30.340 it's the everything else

00:41:31.260 are the only bits

00:41:31.920 that translate over to EVs

00:41:33.400 because,

00:41:33.660 of course,

00:41:33.780 they don't use engines

00:41:35.320 and drive shafts.

00:41:36.480 So the only bit

00:41:37.420 that these companies

00:41:38.000 have expertise in

00:41:38.920 is the bit

00:41:39.260 that you don't need anymore,

00:41:41.020 which is slightly unfortunate

00:41:42.360 and that's perhaps

00:41:42.900 why they can't,

00:41:43.640 you know,

00:41:44.440 get it to work for them.

00:41:46.160 But I mean,

00:41:46.600 actually,

00:41:46.980 the Elon pay deal,

00:41:49.000 you know,

00:41:49.300 it's essentially,

00:41:50.280 if he adds

00:41:51.140 seven trillion

00:41:52.100 to Tesla's valuation,

00:41:53.440 he gets to keep

00:41:53.980 a trillion of it.

00:41:55.680 Now,

00:41:56.140 that's why Mary Barrett,

00:41:57.480 if you offered her

00:41:58.280 this deal,

00:41:59.440 she wouldn't take it

00:42:00.640 because,

00:42:02.120 I mean,

00:42:02.360 I wouldn't take

00:42:03.560 this pay deal

00:42:04.220 of Elon's

00:42:05.140 because the deal

00:42:06.440 is essentially

00:42:06.960 you work for

00:42:07.960 the next 10 years

00:42:08.840 and you get

00:42:09.760 minimum wage

00:42:10.640 unless you achieve

00:42:12.300 some absolutely

00:42:13.220 astonishingly difficult

00:42:14.440 targets

00:42:14.980 and then you get

00:42:15.700 a trillion.

00:42:17.020 It's like,

00:42:17.280 well,

00:42:17.380 I don't,

00:42:17.840 I couldn't deliver

00:42:19.300 seven trillion of value

00:42:20.640 and therefore I would

00:42:21.460 get paid minimum wage

00:42:22.320 and I wouldn't do it.

00:42:22.940 Mary Barrett wouldn't do it

00:42:23.960 because she would get

00:42:24.660 minimum wage.

00:42:25.900 I don't,

00:42:26.180 there's basically

00:42:27.440 no one on earth

00:42:28.300 with the exception

00:42:29.100 of Elon Musk

00:42:29.900 and maybe a handful

00:42:31.140 of two other,

00:42:32.020 but you could count them

00:42:32.940 on one hand.

00:42:33.900 Who could pull this off?

00:42:35.420 Especially when you

00:42:36.100 consider as well

00:42:36.840 all the other

00:42:37.460 gargantuan projects

00:42:38.860 that Elon actually has

00:42:39.920 with SpaceX

00:42:40.520 and X

00:42:41.540 and the other things

00:42:42.260 that take up his time.

00:42:43.500 Casually running

00:42:44.060 the government as well.

00:42:45.020 Right.

00:42:45.600 Yeah.

00:42:46.220 All these small little tasks.

00:42:48.920 Don't just have his

00:42:49.460 side quest as he put it.

00:42:51.280 But I mean,

00:42:51.840 just think of who.

00:42:53.500 If anyone's boss

00:42:54.880 came to them

00:42:55.440 and said,

00:42:55.880 look,

00:42:56.020 I've got a brilliant idea.

00:42:57.000 I'm going to pay you

00:42:57.500 a trillion pounds.

00:42:58.940 You'd be like,

00:42:59.320 oh yeah,

00:42:59.680 I'm listening.

00:43:00.760 He says,

00:43:01.080 all you need to do

00:43:01.940 is deliver to me

00:43:03.600 seven trillion in value

00:43:05.280 and you can keep

00:43:05.860 one of them.

00:43:07.780 We know,

00:43:08.140 otherwise you're

00:43:08.680 getting minimum wage.

00:43:09.340 Nobody is accepting

00:43:10.560 that deal.

00:43:11.120 So it is actually

00:43:12.320 quite a remarkable deal.

00:43:13.440 But the essential problem

00:43:14.700 is that the left

00:43:16.340 cannot imagine

00:43:17.380 how somebody

00:43:18.140 can have something

00:43:19.020 without stealing it

00:43:19.980 from somebody else.

00:43:22.080 And that comes

00:43:23.720 to our leftist section.

00:43:25.380 So this guy,

00:43:27.360 I won't click on

00:43:28.860 the profile picture

00:43:29.540 for this one

00:43:29.980 because he's equally

00:43:30.560 as hideous

00:43:30.980 as the last one.

00:43:32.260 This guy's saying,

00:43:33.220 well,

00:43:33.480 he could end

00:43:34.320 homelessness then.

00:43:35.180 Great.

00:43:37.920 Why?

00:43:38.600 I can guarantee

00:43:39.320 that if you put

00:43:40.200 a trillion dollars

00:43:41.540 into homelessness

00:43:42.340 program,

00:43:43.160 you would end up

00:43:43.780 with considerably

00:43:44.740 more homeless.

00:43:45.920 Well,

00:43:46.160 also,

00:43:46.560 the problem

00:43:46.880 isn't the lack

00:43:47.680 of money,

00:43:48.340 it's the behaviors

00:43:50.280 that lead them

00:43:51.100 to be on the streets

00:43:51.860 in the first place.

00:43:52.660 Yes.

00:43:53.120 And mainly

00:43:53.760 substance abuse,

00:43:54.700 right?

00:43:55.780 Yes.

00:43:56.400 But,

00:43:56.900 I mean,

00:43:57.460 yeah,

00:43:57.800 but if you put

00:43:59.140 that much money

00:43:59.820 into homeless programs,

00:44:01.020 they would go around

00:44:02.400 and create

00:44:02.940 as many new homeless

00:44:03.980 as they possibly could.

00:44:05.200 One way of doing it

00:44:06.080 is if you give the money

00:44:06.840 directly to the homeless

00:44:08.140 and then they would

00:44:09.580 all die quickly.

00:44:11.080 Yes,

00:44:11.340 they would.

00:44:12.240 Yes.

00:44:13.520 I mean,

00:44:14.120 the interesting point

00:44:14.920 is this.

00:44:15.380 I mean,

00:44:15.540 the leftists

00:44:16.440 are always going on

00:44:17.440 about fair share.

00:44:20.980 If everybody

00:44:21.780 actually paid

00:44:22.660 their fair share

00:44:23.440 in taxes,

00:44:24.060 and you can see it

00:44:24.580 from this chart here,

00:44:25.920 what it would actually mean

00:44:27.320 is that the rich

00:44:28.200 pay a lot less tax

00:44:29.580 and the poor

00:44:30.480 pay a lot more.

00:44:31.800 That's what fair share

00:44:33.000 actually means.

00:44:33.720 You can see the disportion.

00:44:35.320 You know,

00:44:35.460 the bottom 10%

00:44:36.400 pay 2% of taxes.

00:44:38.100 The top 1%

00:44:39.220 pay 46%

00:44:41.620 of all taxes.

00:44:46.500 Astronomical.

00:44:47.280 Yes.

00:44:48.120 And also,

00:44:49.400 the people who are

00:44:50.960 the most economically

00:44:51.840 productive

00:44:52.360 and earn the most money,

00:44:53.500 most of the time at least,

00:44:55.400 tend to be the people

00:44:56.260 who are most savvy

00:44:57.400 with their money

00:44:57.960 and are most useful

00:44:59.440 to have money

00:45:00.080 in their hands

00:45:00.740 in the economy

00:45:01.400 because they know

00:45:02.340 how to put it

00:45:04.740 into places

00:45:05.420 that are actually

00:45:06.240 productive and useful.

00:45:07.620 Well, normally

00:45:07.940 they're creating jobs.

00:45:09.000 Exactly.

00:45:09.680 I mean,

00:45:10.080 that's a big part of it.

00:45:13.280 This guy

00:45:14.060 I thought was interesting.

00:45:15.680 He describes himself

00:45:17.700 as an economist,

00:45:19.040 analyst,

00:45:19.420 and journalist.

00:45:20.680 And he's got

00:45:21.240 300,000 followers

00:45:23.700 on Twitter.

00:45:24.420 and he was getting

00:45:26.320 confused

00:45:26.780 because he was saying,

00:45:27.640 look,

00:45:28.140 Tesla has

00:45:29.160 7 billion

00:45:31.060 of net income.

00:45:31.840 They can't afford

00:45:32.400 to pay him a trillion.

00:45:33.240 This is really,

00:45:33.880 really stupid

00:45:34.360 and defies basic

00:45:35.420 maths and reality

00:45:36.260 itself.

00:45:38.460 None of these guys

00:45:39.480 are getting

00:45:40.020 that he's not,

00:45:41.520 he hasn't just been

00:45:42.700 paid a trillion

00:45:43.520 in cash.

00:45:44.120 He's going to get

00:45:48.760 share options

00:45:49.940 worth a trillion

00:45:51.380 after he makes

00:45:53.360 Tesla 6 trillion.

00:45:55.800 But no,

00:45:56.440 they simply

00:45:57.760 cannot get their hand.

00:45:58.760 the left

00:46:00.560 genuinely thinks

00:46:01.540 that it is this.

00:46:03.180 It's basically

00:46:03.940 just a stock of cash.

00:46:06.080 And for those of you

00:46:07.000 who are at least

00:46:07.880 older millennials,

00:46:09.520 you might even

00:46:10.360 remember this.

00:46:11.940 Of course.

00:46:12.680 Scrooge McDuck.

00:46:15.020 I mean,

00:46:15.260 that is genuinely

00:46:16.080 how the left

00:46:16.700 thinks money works.

00:46:18.380 That it's just

00:46:18.780 a big vault somewhere.

00:46:20.300 It's always bugged me,

00:46:21.220 this,

00:46:21.420 because he would

00:46:22.420 almost certainly

00:46:23.160 break his neck

00:46:23.880 diving.

00:46:24.160 Yes.

00:46:24.900 Gold is dense.

00:46:26.160 I've thought about

00:46:26.740 diving into pits of gold

00:46:27.860 many times.

00:46:29.160 And it just

00:46:30.240 wouldn't work.

00:46:31.220 No,

00:46:31.400 no,

00:46:31.600 it wouldn't.

00:46:32.200 But also,

00:46:33.080 their understanding

00:46:34.060 of how being

00:46:35.180 either a multi-millionaire

00:46:37.160 or a billionaire

00:46:37.740 is so misguided

00:46:39.080 because they think

00:46:39.680 that they just

00:46:40.140 have it in a vault

00:46:41.500 somewhere,

00:46:42.640 like it's Harry Potter

00:46:43.640 or something.

00:46:44.340 Stalled in 50,000

00:46:45.520 wallets.

00:46:46.380 Exactly.

00:46:47.300 Or, you know,

00:46:48.040 like actual gold coins

00:46:49.780 in a secretive vault

00:46:50.920 somewhere,

00:46:51.360 when actually it's

00:46:52.000 normally tied up

00:46:52.840 in assets

00:46:53.400 because that's how

00:46:54.640 you deal with money.

00:46:56.540 Yeah,

00:46:56.720 that's how you deal

00:46:57.620 with money

00:46:58.020 in an intelligent way

00:46:59.180 is you reinvest it

00:47:00.600 to beat things

00:47:01.160 like inflation,

00:47:02.300 right?

00:47:02.900 Because if you have

00:47:03.480 it just sat somewhere,

00:47:04.940 it's just depreciating

00:47:06.360 in value.

00:47:06.940 That's stupid.

00:47:07.700 I mean,

00:47:07.860 this is the thing.

00:47:08.320 In order to become

00:47:09.480 a trillionaire,

00:47:10.040 you have to provide

00:47:10.840 so much value

00:47:12.380 to billions of people,

00:47:15.320 millions of people

00:47:16.020 at least,

00:47:17.000 that you're a small

00:47:18.800 part of that,

00:47:19.860 but it's an enormous

00:47:21.480 amount of value

00:47:22.080 that you created.

00:47:22.720 And no,

00:47:23.940 they don't get it.

00:47:27.100 MSP,

00:47:27.880 so Scottish Member

00:47:28.920 of Parliament,

00:47:29.820 Gillian Macquarie,

00:47:32.300 thinks that trillionaires

00:47:33.340 shouldn't exist.

00:47:34.660 Even the idea

00:47:35.520 is utterly obscene.

00:47:37.320 You don't get

00:47:38.260 to be a trillionaire

00:47:39.040 unless you provide

00:47:39.700 enormous value.

00:47:41.360 So,

00:47:41.640 if you're

00:47:42.760 in Zimbabwe,

00:47:44.680 you've got to be

00:47:45.160 considerably poorer.

00:47:46.840 Well,

00:47:47.120 yes.

00:47:49.000 I mean,

00:47:49.180 that's a good point.

00:47:49.840 if people like Gillian

00:47:52.200 were in charge,

00:47:53.500 actually,

00:47:54.760 everybody would probably

00:47:55.700 be a trillionaire.

00:47:56.760 Because of inflation.

00:47:57.720 And impoverished

00:47:58.460 at the same time.

00:47:59.360 Yes.

00:48:00.180 But no,

00:48:01.120 of course,

00:48:01.520 she doesn't understand that.

00:48:05.360 Green Party.

00:48:08.360 Tesla have approved

00:48:09.780 a one trillion pay packet

00:48:11.300 for Elon Musk.

00:48:12.220 That's 20 billion times more

00:48:14.440 than a nurse in the UK earns.

00:48:17.760 Don't let anyone tell you

00:48:19.420 immigrants or disabled people

00:48:20.840 are the problem.

00:48:21.660 It's the richest 1%

00:48:22.960 hoarding all the wealth.

00:48:26.180 Not hoarding it.

00:48:28.720 It's underneath Elon's bed.

00:48:30.460 He's just got a really big bed.

00:48:32.780 And also,

00:48:34.100 bear in mind,

00:48:35.280 this is the party

00:48:36.100 that has a decent shot

00:48:38.080 of becoming the next

00:48:38.780 government of the UK

00:48:39.660 and being in charge

00:48:41.380 of our national finance.

00:48:43.180 And their maths are out

00:48:44.380 by a thousand percent.

00:48:45.460 It's not 20 billion times

00:48:48.720 more than a nurse is.

00:48:49.820 It's 20 million times

00:48:51.220 more than a nurse.

00:48:53.100 It was hilarious

00:48:55.100 seeing all the reactions

00:48:56.100 to this.

00:48:56.980 It was just,

00:48:58.200 it's like,

00:48:58.560 wow,

00:48:58.880 not only are you

00:48:59.500 economically illiterate,

00:49:00.520 you're also innumerate

00:49:01.680 as well.

00:49:02.180 Yes.

00:49:02.620 In one tweet.

00:49:03.980 It's amazing

00:49:05.000 how much stupidity

00:49:06.620 they could get

00:49:07.120 into such a concise format.

00:49:08.480 And look,

00:49:10.880 there is a reason

00:49:11.700 for it as well.

00:49:12.920 If you got together

00:49:14.540 20 million nurses,

00:49:15.720 you wouldn't end up

00:49:16.380 with a colony on Mars

00:49:17.580 or reusable rockets

00:49:19.980 or self-aware robots.

00:49:22.960 So,

00:49:23.980 I mean,

00:49:24.160 that's the reason.

00:49:26.080 So,

00:49:26.900 wouldn't,

00:49:28.440 you know,

00:49:29.420 basically a third

00:49:30.260 of the population

00:49:30.960 of the UK

00:49:31.500 have to be nurses now?

00:49:34.200 Yes,

00:49:34.580 all furiously working

00:49:35.480 on that Mars colony.

00:49:36.700 Don't think of it.

00:49:39.720 And the bizarre thing

00:49:40.640 about it is,

00:49:41.200 is this whole

00:49:41.800 lefty narrative

00:49:42.800 is that Elon Musk

00:49:44.420 is the largest taxpayer

00:49:45.980 in all of human history.

00:49:48.220 I mean,

00:49:48.420 he paid 11 billion

00:49:49.220 in one go once.

00:49:51.820 Ouch.

00:49:52.720 I mean,

00:49:53.320 he's,

00:49:53.960 and on top of that,

00:49:54.960 his various companies,

00:49:56.680 I mean,

00:49:57.500 they're paying

00:49:58.060 billions and billions

00:49:59.520 more in taxes

00:50:00.420 and his employees,

00:50:02.020 he's got 140,000 employees,

00:50:04.160 all of them

00:50:04.540 on quite good salaries.

00:50:06.080 All of those

00:50:06.620 are paying taxes

00:50:07.220 as well.

00:50:08.380 So this guy

00:50:08.960 is funding

00:50:09.540 vast amounts

00:50:10.280 of the federal government,

00:50:12.580 but no,

00:50:13.560 they're just upset

00:50:14.140 that he might

00:50:14.780 get a trillion

00:50:15.420 in stock options.

00:50:16.740 They don't understand that.

00:50:17.520 They all think

00:50:17.880 he's just been paid it.

00:50:19.400 Compare that

00:50:20.300 to

00:50:20.920 a politician.

00:50:23.880 How much

00:50:24.540 is the Labour Party

00:50:25.540 leader really worth?

00:50:26.700 So here we've got

00:50:27.200 a lifelong socialist,

00:50:28.540 I mean,

00:50:28.740 more than a socialist,

00:50:29.520 a Fabian,

00:50:30.160 who believes

00:50:32.340 that money

00:50:32.760 should be taken

00:50:33.440 from the rich

00:50:34.060 and redistributed.

00:50:35.560 So let's have a quick

00:50:36.280 check out

00:50:36.980 how much

00:50:37.480 this guy

00:50:37.980 is worth.

00:50:39.900 Oh,

00:50:40.360 here we go,

00:50:40.620 about 7.7 million.

00:50:42.420 And actually,

00:50:43.320 when you include

00:50:44.220 land and property,

00:50:45.200 it's probably

00:50:45.720 around 10 to 15 million.

00:50:48.160 Very convenient,

00:50:49.120 isn't it?

00:50:49.780 Yes.

00:50:50.400 Maybe you should think

00:50:51.120 about redistributing

00:50:52.120 some of that.

00:50:53.460 Well,

00:50:53.660 I suspect he won't.

00:50:55.340 But yeah,

00:50:56.320 I'll quickly run you

00:50:58.100 through the list

00:50:58.660 of Labour Cabinet

00:51:00.520 top wealths.

00:51:03.780 Oh God.

00:51:04.420 So Keir Starmer

00:51:05.060 with his 7.7,

00:51:07.100 like I say,

00:51:07.400 not taking into account

00:51:08.120 land and property

00:51:08.680 and that kind of stuff.

00:51:09.660 Angela Rayner,

00:51:10.620 4.4 million.

00:51:12.800 She started out

00:51:13.340 in a council house

00:51:14.240 as well.

00:51:14.920 Yeah,

00:51:15.240 and I wonder

00:51:16.420 how she managed

00:51:17.080 to get that

00:51:17.800 on her salary.

00:51:19.360 Maybe she's been

00:51:20.140 inventing stuff

00:51:20.880 on the side.

00:51:21.700 Wasn't she 16

00:51:22.560 and pregnant

00:51:23.040 at one point

00:51:23.780 in a council?

00:51:24.240 A council house

00:51:24.860 and to 4.4 million,

00:51:26.560 she must be

00:51:27.060 phenomenally intelligent

00:51:28.180 and good at business.

00:51:28.920 Maybe she's doing

00:51:29.520 lots and lots

00:51:30.180 of overtime

00:51:30.900 at Westminster.

00:51:32.840 Maybe.

00:51:33.520 Possibly.

00:51:33.960 Just really hard working.

00:51:35.180 Rachel Reeves,

00:51:36.080 she's the lowest

00:51:36.700 on our list

00:51:37.360 with only 2 million.

00:51:38.980 Now,

00:51:39.260 I mean,

00:51:39.480 that makes sense

00:51:40.580 because she's

00:51:41.380 economically illiterate

00:51:42.320 and she is,

00:51:42.820 of course,

00:51:43.000 a chancellor.

00:51:43.640 Of course,

00:51:44.820 she's the lowest

00:51:45.460 on the list.

00:51:47.400 But still,

00:51:48.020 how did she,

00:51:49.000 I mean,

00:51:49.240 her understanding

00:51:50.020 of money

00:51:50.340 is incredibly backward.

00:51:53.040 How did she end up

00:51:53.680 with 2 million?

00:51:54.440 I don't know.

00:51:54.960 She needs to call up

00:51:55.440 Nancy Pelosi.

00:51:56.480 She's an expert investor.

00:51:58.360 Well,

00:51:58.620 she's ahead of all the markets.

00:52:00.620 She just seems to know

00:52:01.800 which stocks to invest in

00:52:03.580 before anyone else.

00:52:04.660 Yes.

00:52:05.120 It's phenomenal.

00:52:06.080 David Lammy,

00:52:07.460 5 million.

00:52:08.140 How did David Lammy

00:52:09.160 end up with 5 million?

00:52:10.500 Yvette Cooper,

00:52:11.260 4.5 million

00:52:12.340 and Ed Miliband,

00:52:13.640 15 million.

00:52:14.380 At least I understand

00:52:15.060 where he got his money from

00:52:16.000 because it's inherited.

00:52:17.140 But the rest of them...

00:52:19.200 And I'd just like

00:52:20.060 to ask this question.

00:52:20.740 Can you imagine

00:52:21.260 if politicians'

00:52:22.540 compensation packages

00:52:23.580 were only payout

00:52:25.780 on deliverables?

00:52:26.740 You know,

00:52:28.420 he'd have a wonderful

00:52:29.360 turn of events,

00:52:31.380 wouldn't it?

00:52:31.680 Because politicians

00:52:33.440 would just leave office

00:52:34.480 bankrupt almost every time.

00:52:36.660 Yes.

00:52:37.040 It'd be great.

00:52:37.760 Up until the 1920s,

00:52:40.720 members of parliament

00:52:41.980 in Britain weren't paid.

00:52:44.120 You did it for free.

00:52:45.360 The idea, of course,

00:52:46.340 was that you were already

00:52:47.560 elderly, successful.

00:52:49.000 You'd been out into the world.

00:52:49.960 You understood

00:52:50.480 basic economics,

00:52:52.100 how to create wealth.

00:52:54.780 And then as a means

00:52:56.000 of giving back

00:52:56.780 to the community,

00:52:57.800 you would, for free,

00:52:58.980 use that expertise

00:52:59.940 to represent them.

00:53:01.900 But now, of course,

00:53:02.720 what we have is

00:53:03.640 an MP's salary

00:53:04.920 being about 80,000 a year.

00:53:06.640 So actually what you're doing

00:53:07.880 is you're just going

00:53:08.600 straight from university

00:53:09.780 and going,

00:53:10.980 oh, 80,000 quid a year.

00:53:13.280 That's cushy.

00:53:13.840 That'll set me up

00:53:14.520 as a nice thing

00:53:15.720 just straight after uni

00:53:16.700 or after going through

00:53:18.440 the party system for a bit.

00:53:20.360 And so they just don't have

00:53:21.420 the worldly expertise

00:53:22.320 of the older class

00:53:24.140 of member of parliament

00:53:25.320 that we used to have.

00:53:26.680 100%.

00:53:27.080 So, I mean,

00:53:28.100 the quick details

00:53:29.420 on this plan.

00:53:30.220 So it's 100% stock option.

00:53:31.680 There's not a penny in cash.

00:53:33.880 And it's 15 tranches

00:53:35.800 that he needs to hit.

00:53:36.640 And they're all

00:53:36.980 really ambitious.

00:53:37.760 Things like driving up

00:53:38.740 profits and cash flow

00:53:40.500 and all the rest of it.

00:53:41.660 It could raise his stake

00:53:43.160 from about 15%

00:53:44.360 to about 25%.

00:53:45.680 And the reason he says

00:53:47.140 he wants that

00:53:47.620 is because he has

00:53:49.260 always been concerned

00:53:50.440 about AI.

00:53:51.180 And if he's going to

00:53:51.700 create an AI company,

00:53:53.100 he wants to have control

00:53:54.580 because, quite frankly,

00:53:55.780 it's a bit concerning.

00:53:57.320 He thinks they're probably

00:53:57.840 going to kill us all.

00:53:59.180 But since they're coming anyway,

00:54:00.340 he might have control.

00:54:00.740 We've all seen judgment.

00:54:01.340 We all know what's coming.

00:54:03.260 Yes.

00:54:03.920 He needs to raise

00:54:05.520 Tesla's market cap

00:54:06.680 from about 1.3 trillion

00:54:08.020 to 8.5.

00:54:09.660 That's huge as well.

00:54:11.080 I mean, it's enormous.

00:54:11.640 Very ambitious.

00:54:12.820 I mean, that is...

00:54:13.680 I mean, the rise

00:54:15.260 is more than any company's

00:54:16.780 worth at the moment.

00:54:17.880 So it is an extraordinarily

00:54:19.840 ambitious plan.

00:54:22.320 And that's why

00:54:23.200 if anyone else in the world

00:54:25.520 was offered this

00:54:26.240 compensation scheme,

00:54:27.960 unless you can't do

00:54:28.740 better than minimum wage,

00:54:30.040 you should turn it down.

00:54:31.680 I mean, it is a remarkable thing

00:54:33.400 he's trying to go for.

00:54:35.040 Oh, and plus,

00:54:36.240 it's dependent on

00:54:37.980 putting out,

00:54:39.960 in main fashion,

00:54:41.400 self-driving cars

00:54:42.520 and robot butlers.

00:54:44.400 So if he gets paid

00:54:45.660 this trillion,

00:54:46.320 you have a car

00:54:46.880 that will drive you to work

00:54:47.780 and a robot butler

00:54:48.680 who will do your laundry

00:54:49.320 for you.

00:54:50.520 So, I mean,

00:54:51.320 I kind of like that world.

00:54:52.420 And a robot nurse as well,

00:54:54.100 so we don't have to...

00:54:55.420 Yes.

00:54:56.460 Well, go on.

00:54:57.300 They don't stab you.

00:54:59.320 Shareholders,

00:54:59.640 because, well,

00:55:00.120 I mean,

00:55:00.400 that's the other thing.

00:55:01.040 We might...

00:55:01.400 I mean,

00:55:01.600 the UK government,

00:55:02.560 because they don't want

00:55:03.160 to do re-migration,

00:55:05.100 their only other choice

00:55:06.620 is to get one of these robots

00:55:08.060 to basically walk around

00:55:09.280 the immigrants all day long

00:55:10.180 to make sure they don't

00:55:10.780 stab anyone.

00:55:11.520 So, I mean,

00:55:11.860 the British government

00:55:12.480 should be a big buyer

00:55:14.520 with these things.

00:55:15.100 Robo cops,

00:55:15.360 you might suggest.

00:55:16.340 Just the robots

00:55:17.220 keeping them away

00:55:18.760 from the horses

00:55:19.360 at horse guards,

00:55:20.360 just pushing them away.

00:55:22.740 Of course,

00:55:24.980 even though shareholders

00:55:26.080 backed it three to one,

00:55:28.160 some of the investment groups

00:55:30.260 didn't like it.

00:55:32.620 Institutionals,

00:55:33.760 you know,

00:55:34.000 ISS,

00:55:34.580 Glass Lewis,

00:55:35.160 et cetera,

00:55:35.560 were calling it excessive

00:55:36.680 and entrenches must control

00:55:38.380 and, you know,

00:55:39.600 all this kind of stuff.

00:55:41.100 The people who came out

00:55:42.200 against most strongly

00:55:43.040 were the ESG types.

00:55:45.900 Now,

00:55:47.260 ESG,

00:55:48.020 I mean,

00:55:48.360 I'll ask you those at home,

00:55:49.640 what do you think

00:55:50.300 ESG is all about?

00:55:52.040 I mean,

00:55:52.700 I think everyone's

00:55:53.440 understanding of it

00:55:54.300 is what is obviously

00:55:55.000 environmental,

00:55:55.840 social and governance.

00:55:57.140 It's one of those

00:55:58.740 green schemes,

00:55:59.620 isn't it?

00:56:00.700 It's one of those schemes

00:56:01.480 where you make sure

00:56:02.400 that companies are

00:56:03.360 environmental.

00:56:06.640 I'll tell you

00:56:07.240 what they really are.

00:56:09.120 It's a way of

00:56:10.200 laundering oil companies

00:56:11.940 to make them investable

00:56:13.680 after you've brought in,

00:56:14.900 an eco-mentalist mindset.

00:56:17.760 So I'll give you this.

00:56:19.100 These are the ESG scores

00:56:21.020 for Exxon Mobile.

00:56:23.560 It's 43.

00:56:25.380 The ESG score for Chevron,

00:56:28.140 big oil company,

00:56:29.300 30.

00:56:30.520 The ESG score for Tesla,

00:56:33.360 which makes electric cars,

00:56:35.640 24.

00:56:37.620 I wonder if there's

00:56:39.000 a political element to this

00:56:40.500 by any chance.

00:56:41.900 There is a bit of that.

00:56:43.640 So, yeah,

00:56:44.080 I mean,

00:56:44.420 it's the extraordinary

00:56:45.660 thing that he has to do.

00:56:46.440 So the last time

00:56:47.360 he had one of these

00:56:48.720 pay schemes

00:56:50.000 would have been

00:56:50.440 about back here

00:56:51.520 when he took

00:56:51.920 the share price

00:56:52.760 from about,

00:56:54.780 yeah,

00:56:55.920 from something

00:56:56.940 about 12 pence

00:56:58.120 up to,

00:56:59.640 sorry,

00:57:00.000 $12 up to $445.

00:57:01.920 and if he collects

00:57:04.760 on his trillion,

00:57:05.560 that share price

00:57:06.200 will be north of $2,500.

00:57:09.340 So it's a pretty nice return.

00:57:11.080 So this brings me

00:57:12.040 ultimately to my

00:57:12.780 concluding point.

00:57:14.860 And you might think

00:57:15.860 I'm going at a little bit

00:57:16.900 of a tangent

00:57:17.360 when you watch this,

00:57:18.380 but you'll see

00:57:19.240 where I get to.

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00:57:53.500 Does anyone see

00:57:54.280 where I'm going

00:57:54.640 with this yet?

00:57:55.260 I don't like that.

00:57:56.540 It's a bit unnerving.

00:57:58.820 But where am I going

00:57:59.720 with this?

00:58:02.300 I want to clone Elon Musk.

00:58:04.540 Ah.

00:58:05.660 I, yes.

00:58:07.740 I'm not joking by the way.

00:58:08.920 This Viagin Pets

00:58:10.260 is in Austin, Texas.

00:58:12.460 It's just down the road

00:58:13.260 from him.

00:58:15.180 Here we go.

00:58:15.860 Let's dig into it.

00:58:16.800 There's a bit on dogs.

00:58:20.060 Yep.

00:58:20.280 I thought that was

00:58:22.400 where you were going

00:58:23.100 but I thought

00:58:23.580 surely not.

00:58:25.220 We've got to wait

00:58:25.980 a long time as well

00:58:27.420 until Elon Musk grows up

00:58:29.440 and there's a lot of time

00:58:30.400 and investment

00:58:30.860 in his education.

00:58:31.920 Ah.

00:58:32.300 Unless big Elon

00:58:33.260 looks after little Elon

00:58:34.560 as a sort of protege.

00:58:36.680 Mini Elon.

00:58:37.540 Then we have a perpetual

00:58:38.640 cycle of Elon Musk's.

00:58:40.620 Josh,

00:58:40.980 you're not thinking big enough.

00:58:42.240 You're thinking

00:58:42.960 thousands of years,

00:58:44.200 aren't you?

00:58:44.740 No.

00:58:44.980 An Elon Musk army.

00:58:47.520 I am thinking

00:58:48.280 thousands of Elon Musk's.

00:58:50.640 So my plan is

00:58:51.780 and I am deadly serious

00:58:53.260 about this by the way

00:58:54.060 is that we clone Elon Musk

00:58:56.180 thousands and thousands

00:58:57.420 of times

00:58:58.020 and give one to every town

00:59:00.380 in the western world.

00:59:03.320 Now Elon Musk

00:59:04.220 had a quite unique upbringing.

00:59:07.200 He didn't get on

00:59:07.820 with his father at all.

00:59:08.600 His father was an electrical engineer

00:59:09.960 and very harsh

00:59:10.840 and you know

00:59:11.380 wasn't a people person.

00:59:12.920 So growing up Elon

00:59:14.360 basically had nothing to do.

00:59:16.700 He talks about being

00:59:17.520 incredibly bored a lot

00:59:18.940 and he just used to sit there

00:59:19.940 reading electrical engineering books

00:59:21.500 to pass the time

00:59:22.280 when he was a little kid.

00:59:24.340 When he was a young teenager

00:59:25.840 he was almost beaten to death

00:59:27.120 by a group of youths

00:59:28.940 because he had white skin.

00:59:31.520 So there are various other things

00:59:33.480 that have shaped him

00:59:34.540 over the years

00:59:35.440 and it would be a little bit unethical

00:59:37.060 to try and replicate that exactly.

00:59:39.360 So I think you need

00:59:40.020 to throw the dice.

00:59:40.720 You need tens of thousands

00:59:42.560 of them.

00:59:42.940 One in every town

00:59:44.080 just randomly assign them

00:59:46.260 to people

00:59:46.820 and just see what turns up

00:59:49.240 30 years later.

00:59:50.800 Now if you do this plan

00:59:52.280 I have to admit

00:59:53.680 you will get

00:59:54.400 the occasional supervillain.

00:59:56.720 Right.

00:59:58.900 But hopefully

00:59:59.860 on balance

01:00:00.840 you'll get a lot of good stuff

01:00:03.440 out of it as well.

01:00:05.240 What about the

01:00:06.280 sort of humane aspect

01:00:07.720 of sending a young Elon

01:00:09.040 you know

01:00:09.660 young cloned Elon

01:00:10.560 to somewhere like Bradford?

01:00:12.540 Yeah.

01:00:12.800 What about young Elon's

01:00:13.860 human rights?

01:00:15.340 No Bradford should get one as well.

01:00:18.300 Even Bradford should get one.

01:00:19.660 Just randomly assign him

01:00:20.700 see what happens

01:00:21.660 could possibly change the world

01:00:23.280 for the future.

01:00:24.020 So as far as I'm concerned

01:00:25.460 well done Elon.

01:00:27.300 I hope you do make

01:00:28.640 that trillion

01:00:29.640 because I'm a Tesla shareholder

01:00:31.200 and you're going to make me

01:00:31.800 quite a lot of money

01:00:32.460 if you do.

01:00:34.040 So yes well done

01:00:35.080 carry on sir.

01:00:35.660 I'm going to have

01:00:37.100 Elons for eons.

01:00:39.060 Yes.

01:00:42.040 Alright.

01:00:42.720 Blah blah blah blah blah.

01:00:43.940 Let's have a look

01:00:44.560 at the comedy comments.

01:00:45.560 Any more pog scratchings

01:00:46.740 for us?

01:00:47.900 How do I make that?

01:00:48.600 Oh there we go.

01:00:50.940 Cranky Texan says

01:00:52.040 if not for enormous

01:00:53.260 government contracts

01:00:54.280 there'd be far fewer

01:00:55.120 billionaires in the world.

01:00:56.860 The left wants more

01:00:58.080 and bigger government.

01:00:59.160 They drive

01:00:59.900 what they claim

01:01:01.380 to hate.

01:01:02.680 Spot on.

01:01:03.340 Yes.

01:01:04.220 Yeah I mean of course

01:01:04.980 the left doesn't have

01:01:05.480 any problems with

01:01:06.540 you know George Soros

01:01:07.520 or Bill Gates

01:01:08.360 or you know all the rest

01:01:09.440 of it.

01:01:09.880 There's one for me there.

01:01:11.140 Can Josh do us a favour

01:01:12.140 lean into the mic

01:01:12.960 and say

01:01:13.340 where are the other

01:01:14.600 drugs going?

01:01:15.580 There you go.

01:01:16.420 Good Batman reference

01:01:17.680 there.

01:01:18.780 I wasn't going to do it

01:01:19.700 too loud.

01:01:22.500 Squad Blatt

01:01:23.420 says we heard that.

01:01:24.880 I don't know what

01:01:25.560 you're referring to.

01:01:27.020 No we don't know either.

01:01:27.980 So it's a bit of shit

01:01:28.760 but yeah okay

01:01:29.460 I don't understand

01:01:30.580 these comments.

01:01:31.020 We're up to date now.

01:01:31.360 We're all good.

01:01:31.880 So we're

01:01:32.540 yes we carry on.

01:01:34.540 Oh Josh.

01:01:36.640 May I have

01:01:37.240 a bit difficult

01:01:39.860 otherwise wouldn't it?

01:01:41.680 No hands.

01:01:42.940 The whole segment.

01:01:43.740 The no hands segment.

01:01:45.520 I need to also find it

01:01:46.560 on my laptop.

01:01:47.180 There we go.

01:01:50.260 Well that's

01:01:50.940 interesting.

01:01:51.680 They've removed it

01:01:52.380 but

01:01:52.620 Oh no.

01:01:55.160 That's perfect.

01:01:55.920 Your segment derailed

01:01:57.340 because of the

01:01:58.020 online safety bill

01:01:59.040 Josh.

01:01:59.940 It's not.

01:02:01.040 So my segment

01:02:02.380 is about how

01:02:03.260 you shouldn't

01:02:03.800 mess with India

01:02:04.540 because unlike

01:02:06.160 many other countries

01:02:07.200 people from India

01:02:08.260 are very very

01:02:11.420 defensive of some

01:02:13.480 very very light

01:02:14.200 criticism and they

01:02:15.100 will try and ruin

01:02:15.860 your life.

01:02:16.780 I'm going to

01:02:17.280 showcase this as

01:02:18.180 well as show the

01:02:19.200 power you can have

01:02:20.200 in the online

01:02:20.740 ecosystem

01:02:21.440 to basically

01:02:23.640 ruin someone's

01:02:24.760 life

01:02:25.200 for very little

01:02:27.980 if you so choose

01:02:29.160 and it's

01:02:30.320 sort of worrying

01:02:31.260 but there's also

01:02:32.100 multiple layers

01:02:32.880 here of

01:02:34.060 wow this is a weird

01:02:35.860 cultural thing

01:02:36.500 why are you doing

01:02:37.240 this?

01:02:37.860 Also India

01:02:38.400 this isn't going to

01:02:39.360 make people

01:02:39.940 warm to you

01:02:41.620 if you harass them

01:02:42.740 to the point of

01:02:43.460 ruining their life.

01:02:44.960 Being very sensitive

01:02:45.820 and trying to ruin

01:02:47.740 people and being

01:02:48.560 horrible to them

01:02:49.600 doesn't make them

01:02:50.540 think

01:02:50.880 you know what

01:02:51.860 I want to go to

01:02:52.620 India

01:02:52.920 so what I'm going

01:02:55.060 to be talking

01:02:55.440 about is

01:02:56.320 this guy here

01:02:57.740 Tyler Olivera

01:03:00.360 I think his name

01:03:01.400 is I don't know

01:03:01.960 I've never heard

01:03:02.980 of him until

01:03:03.520 this debacle

01:03:04.700 he released a

01:03:06.240 video teaser

01:03:06.940 which has been

01:03:07.940 mass reported

01:03:08.720 and now restricted

01:03:09.760 talking about

01:03:12.040 that poo festival

01:03:13.260 where they all

01:03:13.900 throw poo at

01:03:14.800 each other in

01:03:15.440 South India

01:03:16.040 it's just one

01:03:17.060 small village

01:03:17.840 in India

01:03:18.720 it doesn't happen

01:03:20.060 anywhere else

01:03:20.920 yeah we don't

01:03:21.440 have one small

01:03:22.160 village that

01:03:22.820 engages in this

01:03:23.700 ritual do we

01:03:24.400 shall I check

01:03:25.160 with Grok

01:03:25.640 is there a village

01:03:26.580 in the Cotswolds

01:03:27.340 that they just

01:03:27.740 throw poo at each

01:03:28.480 other

01:03:28.720 by the way

01:03:30.360 do they do this

01:03:30.880 all year long

01:03:31.600 or is it

01:03:32.100 no no it's just

01:03:32.720 a specific festival

01:03:33.820 we'll get into

01:03:34.360 the details

01:03:34.700 so he also

01:03:38.020 wrote this

01:03:39.320 which due to

01:03:39.880 local laws

01:03:40.380 we can't show

01:03:41.460 because it's been

01:03:42.020 mass reported

01:03:42.640 by Indians

01:03:43.180 again but he

01:03:43.820 said happy

01:03:44.440 Dwali

01:03:44.840 yes I went to

01:03:45.920 India's poop

01:03:46.400 throwing festival

01:03:46.980 it was the

01:03:48.180 poopiest experience

01:03:49.680 of my life

01:03:50.300 I'll never go

01:03:50.980 back

01:03:51.260 please pray I

01:03:52.020 survive

01:03:52.380 which to be

01:03:53.920 fair doesn't

01:03:54.660 necessarily invite

01:03:55.600 warm wishes to

01:03:56.500 you

01:03:56.740 but what it

01:03:58.320 did do was

01:03:59.320 awaken the

01:04:00.120 national press

01:04:00.940 here is the

01:04:02.700 New York Post

01:04:03.480 talking about it

01:04:04.460 and of course

01:04:05.300 he was branded

01:04:05.740 racist for

01:04:06.620 going to this

01:04:07.580 for going to

01:04:09.740 India and

01:04:10.840 observing Indians

01:04:12.040 doing Indian

01:04:12.700 not only observing

01:04:13.620 it partaking in

01:04:14.740 it filming it

01:04:16.140 in as we will

01:04:17.660 see

01:04:17.940 oh so it was

01:04:18.580 cultural appropriation

01:04:19.820 quite a respectful

01:04:20.640 way actually

01:04:21.440 so you can be

01:04:22.740 racist not

01:04:23.560 he's not making

01:04:24.660 anything up

01:04:25.260 he's just simply

01:04:26.180 highlighting a thing

01:04:26.860 that actually

01:04:27.560 happens

01:04:28.060 he went to a

01:04:29.060 place and filmed

01:04:29.940 something that

01:04:30.420 happens in a

01:04:32.100 sort of slightly

01:04:33.260 YouTube slop

01:04:34.520 documentary way

01:04:35.620 right and he

01:04:37.880 didn't really

01:04:38.620 other than making

01:04:39.940 some jokes about

01:04:40.800 it being poopy

01:04:42.380 he wouldn't

01:04:43.840 sort of puns

01:04:45.060 he wasn't being

01:04:46.360 mean about it

01:04:47.160 necessarily

01:04:47.740 right it was

01:04:49.560 just one of those

01:04:50.120 videos that people

01:04:50.840 make because it

01:04:51.860 will get good

01:04:52.320 engagement and it

01:04:53.000 definitely did

01:04:53.700 so here is

01:04:56.180 Sky News

01:04:56.660 Australia talking

01:04:57.900 about it so

01:04:58.740 from the US

01:04:59.500 Australia

01:05:00.100 here's the

01:05:01.660 Hindustan Times

01:05:02.740 India itself

01:05:03.580 reported on it

01:05:04.240 there he is

01:05:04.800 look in a

01:05:05.880 hazmat suit

01:05:06.620 and goggles

01:05:07.120 whilst the

01:05:07.960 rest of them

01:05:08.540 doing it

01:05:09.320 properly of

01:05:10.000 course

01:05:10.380 nothing but

01:05:11.740 trousers on

01:05:12.520 even barefoot

01:05:14.140 you're not

01:05:14.640 actually allowed

01:05:15.120 to wear shoes

01:05:15.820 which was one

01:05:16.600 of the revelations

01:05:18.000 that I got

01:05:19.260 watching this

01:05:19.960 is that you've

01:05:20.560 got to do it

01:05:21.060 barefoot

01:05:21.720 sorry I have

01:05:23.620 questions at this

01:05:24.320 point

01:05:24.600 first of all

01:05:26.640 what kind of poo

01:05:27.220 are they throwing

01:05:27.640 around?

01:05:28.040 cow

01:05:28.600 throwing around

01:05:29.500 cow poo

01:05:29.940 in India

01:05:30.740 yes

01:05:31.280 okay so my

01:05:32.160 second follow

01:05:32.720 on question is

01:05:33.380 going to be

01:05:34.020 I know cows are

01:05:35.320 sacred in India

01:05:36.140 how sacred is

01:05:37.460 the poo?

01:05:38.560 we'll get to

01:05:39.120 that

01:05:39.360 right

01:05:39.720 there's a

01:05:40.460 wonderful answer

01:05:41.380 to that question

01:05:42.080 soon enough

01:05:42.800 don't you worry

01:05:43.760 so what he did

01:05:46.380 do was publish

01:05:47.180 his blood test

01:05:48.000 after the fact

01:05:48.880 he spent

01:05:50.660 five thousand

01:05:51.280 dollars apparently

01:05:52.260 and I think

01:05:54.260 that's probably

01:05:54.700 very wise

01:05:55.420 but people got

01:05:56.200 upset about

01:05:57.980 this

01:05:58.460 and also

01:06:00.520 apparently

01:06:01.000 this is around

01:06:02.180 the time he

01:06:02.600 came back from

01:06:03.100 recording it

01:06:03.760 only released

01:06:04.280 recently

01:06:04.820 he also fell

01:06:07.820 sick despite

01:06:08.460 eating in only

01:06:09.260 five star hotels

01:06:10.380 and everyone

01:06:12.140 was saying

01:06:12.540 well that's

01:06:12.980 racist

01:06:13.320 you're perpetuating

01:06:14.400 misinformation

01:06:15.800 about India

01:06:16.780 but he was

01:06:17.340 saying that

01:06:17.820 actually

01:06:18.240 when they

01:06:19.120 investigated

01:06:19.720 why he fell

01:06:20.520 sick

01:06:20.880 because it's

01:06:21.360 with salmonella

01:06:22.300 the five star

01:06:23.560 hotel was

01:06:24.280 sourcing its

01:06:24.860 eggs

01:06:25.200 from a chicken

01:06:26.480 coop

01:06:26.820 right next to

01:06:27.560 a massive

01:06:28.080 pile of

01:06:28.720 rubbish

01:06:29.120 or trash

01:06:29.800 and so

01:06:31.160 these chickens

01:06:31.780 were digging

01:06:32.360 through

01:06:32.940 rubbish

01:06:33.860 to eat

01:06:35.340 and laying

01:06:36.800 their eggs

01:06:37.360 and that was

01:06:38.260 at a five star

01:06:38.840 hotel

01:06:39.200 so obviously

01:06:40.740 these are

01:06:41.140 problems

01:06:41.600 and if

01:06:43.160 these problems

01:06:43.800 emerged in

01:06:44.300 Britain

01:06:44.560 we wouldn't

01:06:45.640 say how dare

01:06:46.420 people point

01:06:47.640 them out

01:06:48.040 we would say

01:06:48.920 wow

01:06:49.300 are we really

01:06:50.600 going down

01:06:51.740 that badly

01:06:52.340 that even our

01:06:52.900 five star hotels

01:06:53.940 are poisoning

01:06:55.120 people

01:06:55.660 that's terrible

01:06:56.840 we agree

01:06:57.660 that's awful

01:06:58.320 and the same

01:06:59.540 in you know

01:07:00.100 the United States

01:07:00.780 or other European

01:07:01.480 countries

01:07:01.980 if something is

01:07:03.320 wrong

01:07:03.640 we would say

01:07:04.760 okay that's

01:07:05.300 terrible

01:07:05.640 and in fact

01:07:06.280 this podcast

01:07:06.800 is living proof

01:07:07.680 of that

01:07:08.040 because we

01:07:08.660 complain about

01:07:09.160 Britain

01:07:09.460 all of the

01:07:10.440 time

01:07:10.820 yeah

01:07:11.480 it's sort of

01:07:12.340 what we do

01:07:12.960 and so

01:07:14.180 because we

01:07:15.260 love it

01:07:15.840 exactly

01:07:16.340 we can't be

01:07:18.160 that sensitive

01:07:18.900 about these

01:07:19.380 things because

01:07:19.800 these are

01:07:20.180 serious

01:07:20.820 infrastructural

01:07:22.020 problems

01:07:22.500 serious lifestyle

01:07:23.560 problems

01:07:24.040 that even

01:07:25.380 the best

01:07:25.900 institutions you

01:07:26.760 have can make

01:07:27.540 people sick

01:07:28.260 and so

01:07:29.300 what

01:07:30.840 followed

01:07:31.660 can only be

01:07:32.380 described as a

01:07:33.200 massive wave

01:07:34.000 of cope

01:07:34.580 in response

01:07:38.040 to him

01:07:38.380 getting sick

01:07:39.160 vlogger

01:07:40.720 white skin

01:07:43.400 fails to

01:07:44.000 withstand

01:07:44.440 Indian

01:07:45.060 climate

01:07:45.660 develops

01:07:46.300 infection

01:07:46.960 after playing

01:07:47.800 with cow dung

01:07:48.580 I don't know

01:07:49.220 why they also

01:07:49.660 spelt it like

01:07:50.260 that but

01:07:50.660 interesting that

01:07:52.560 they talk about

01:07:53.160 his white skin

01:07:54.180 not being able

01:07:54.700 to withstand

01:07:55.240 it

01:07:55.820 does melanin

01:07:59.700 protect against

01:08:00.780 bacterial

01:08:02.300 infection

01:08:02.680 also we got

01:08:03.180 sick from

01:08:03.820 salmonella

01:08:04.420 from eggs

01:08:05.080 so it wasn't

01:08:05.900 even from that

01:08:06.620 so they're

01:08:07.980 trying to say

01:08:08.440 basically you're

01:08:08.960 just weak

01:08:09.400 that's why

01:08:10.460 you got sick

01:08:11.240 and then

01:08:12.400 they also

01:08:13.760 pointed to

01:08:14.340 things like

01:08:14.660 this

01:08:14.840 this photo

01:08:15.240 isn't from

01:08:15.660 India

01:08:15.900 it's from

01:08:16.220 Woodstock

01:08:16.600 99

01:08:17.020 I was just

01:08:17.680 about to

01:08:18.200 say that

01:08:18.820 an American

01:08:19.420 festival

01:08:20.000 toilets

01:08:20.520 overflowed

01:08:21.380 attendees

01:08:21.680 broke

01:08:22.040 water and

01:08:23.320 toilet pipes

01:08:23.980 people thought

01:08:24.700 they were

01:08:24.900 jumping in

01:08:25.420 mud

01:08:25.680 and it was

01:08:26.460 actually sewage

01:08:27.160 mixed with

01:08:27.520 human waste

01:08:28.120 dozens were

01:08:28.700 hospitalised

01:08:29.480 and then they

01:08:30.600 say multiple

01:08:31.100 reports of

01:08:31.700 sexual assault

01:08:32.280 were filed

01:08:32.840 maybe make a

01:08:35.080 documentary about

01:08:35.680 this first

01:08:36.260 but what

01:08:37.060 happened here

01:08:37.780 that was

01:08:38.960 crimes

01:08:39.820 which went

01:08:41.020 punished

01:08:41.600 obviously awful

01:08:42.740 yes

01:08:43.160 no one was

01:08:44.040 trying to say

01:08:44.760 that wasn't a

01:08:46.040 problem

01:08:46.360 but also they

01:08:48.020 didn't realise

01:08:49.080 they were jumping

01:08:49.540 into poop

01:08:50.240 and they didn't

01:08:51.440 do it again

01:08:52.020 every year

01:08:52.700 no

01:08:53.200 but oh that

01:08:54.160 was fun

01:08:54.660 I have to

01:08:55.360 give that

01:08:55.600 another try

01:08:56.100 same time

01:08:56.860 next year

01:08:57.280 I really like

01:08:57.940 getting

01:08:58.140 hospitalised

01:08:59.020 and then

01:09:00.260 they showed

01:09:01.000 shared this

01:09:02.280 video

01:09:02.580 this did

01:09:03.080 quite well

01:09:03.720 of people

01:09:05.180 in the

01:09:05.620 United States

01:09:06.400 in a

01:09:07.700 cow dung

01:09:08.380 throwing

01:09:08.840 competition

01:09:10.620 in Beaver

01:09:11.400 Oklahoma

01:09:11.900 but as you

01:09:13.200 can see

01:09:13.540 from the

01:09:13.880 videos

01:09:14.300 this isn't

01:09:15.240 wet cow dung

01:09:16.040 this has been

01:09:16.540 sun dried

01:09:17.300 so it's

01:09:17.800 rock solid

01:09:18.480 yes

01:09:19.540 so

01:09:20.100 at the end

01:09:21.800 of it

01:09:22.000 you don't

01:09:22.360 have

01:09:22.860 cow dung

01:09:23.780 covering you

01:09:25.080 and your

01:09:25.760 entire body

01:09:26.420 I can't see

01:09:26.980 anyone

01:09:27.340 covered in

01:09:27.920 poo

01:09:28.160 not one

01:09:29.180 they'd probably

01:09:29.680 even let them

01:09:30.380 wear their

01:09:30.760 shoes

01:09:31.100 well yes

01:09:32.020 granted it's not

01:09:33.060 the most sanitary

01:09:33.680 thing

01:09:34.100 I will concede

01:09:35.380 that

01:09:35.700 but it's not

01:09:36.380 quite the same

01:09:37.260 it's not a great

01:09:38.140 look Oklahoma

01:09:38.820 but we'll let it

01:09:39.860 slide

01:09:40.320 it looks like

01:09:42.160 they're rock solid

01:09:42.840 because they're

01:09:43.400 throwing them

01:09:43.900 like actual

01:09:45.020 rocks

01:09:45.180 they're probably

01:09:45.520 frozen

01:09:45.920 see it's not

01:09:46.700 it's not

01:09:47.260 it's not

01:09:48.660 going anywhere

01:09:49.240 she's still

01:09:49.740 got clean

01:09:50.180 hands

01:09:50.520 afterwards

01:09:50.940 and it's

01:09:52.700 different

01:09:53.140 they also

01:09:55.500 shared this

01:09:56.080 which you

01:09:56.720 know

01:09:57.060 fair play

01:09:58.380 this one

01:10:01.040 you know

01:10:01.560 it is San

01:10:02.900 Francisco

01:10:03.460 it's not all

01:10:04.960 of America

01:10:05.460 but Americans

01:10:07.060 do point out

01:10:07.740 how bad

01:10:08.320 this is

01:10:08.900 they say

01:10:09.540 listen

01:10:09.860 this isn't

01:10:10.400 what we want

01:10:10.980 we don't

01:10:11.980 this was never

01:10:12.840 a problem

01:10:13.220 before

01:10:13.700 and also

01:10:14.560 the people

01:10:14.920 pooping on

01:10:15.440 the streets

01:10:15.940 aren't your

01:10:16.900 average American

01:10:17.620 you're not

01:10:18.000 finding a CEO

01:10:19.300 going to San

01:10:20.200 Francisco

01:10:20.600 pulling down

01:10:21.600 his trousers

01:10:22.100 and

01:10:22.380 also I'm

01:10:23.620 fairly certain

01:10:24.720 that if you

01:10:25.140 criticise San

01:10:25.820 Francisco

01:10:26.100 for the

01:10:26.640 street pooing

01:10:27.460 most Americans

01:10:28.740 will be like

01:10:29.100 yeah

01:10:29.500 what they won't

01:10:31.600 do is come

01:10:32.120 after you

01:10:32.760 for having

01:10:33.160 insulted them

01:10:33.900 because they've

01:10:34.720 got a town

01:10:35.140 where they

01:10:35.560 poo on the

01:10:36.080 street

01:10:36.260 everywhere

01:10:36.640 and

01:10:37.260 then they

01:10:38.060 tried to get

01:10:38.600 YouTube

01:10:39.040 to basically

01:10:40.420 shut his

01:10:41.500 account down

01:10:42.480 India is

01:10:43.100 YouTube's

01:10:43.560 second largest

01:10:44.040 market

01:10:44.420 and is poised

01:10:45.060 to become

01:10:45.440 Google's

01:10:45.820 most important

01:10:46.340 market in the

01:10:46.900 coming years

01:10:47.460 if someone

01:10:48.800 cannot leverage

01:10:49.580 this position

01:10:50.140 to direct

01:10:50.540 Google

01:10:50.980 and then he

01:10:52.260 tags

01:10:52.740 Neil Mohan

01:10:55.580 CEO of

01:10:56.220 YouTube

01:10:56.560 and Sunder

01:10:58.460 the CEO of

01:10:59.340 Google and

01:10:59.740 Alphabet

01:11:00.100 from releasing

01:11:01.800 of a content

01:11:03.460 made with the

01:11:04.140 only intention

01:11:04.720 to dehumanise

01:11:05.860 and incite

01:11:06.380 more racism

01:11:07.020 against Indians

01:11:07.880 then some

01:11:09.500 other guy

01:11:10.140 should step

01:11:10.680 down now

01:11:11.280 I don't

01:11:13.060 know who

01:11:13.520 that is

01:11:14.000 so they're

01:11:15.700 trying to

01:11:16.400 put pressure

01:11:17.040 on two

01:11:18.080 other Indians

01:11:18.780 here at

01:11:19.900 Google and

01:11:20.320 YouTube to

01:11:21.700 crack down

01:11:22.840 on his

01:11:23.220 video and

01:11:24.680 here's another

01:11:26.040 one where

01:11:27.380 they're showing

01:11:28.340 that they're

01:11:29.760 saying this is

01:11:30.320 racist against

01:11:31.260 Indians and

01:11:32.420 then directly

01:11:34.080 beneath this

01:11:34.920 post they're

01:11:36.540 showing the

01:11:37.280 same thing

01:11:37.920 of weird

01:11:39.740 things in

01:11:40.300 Europe and

01:11:41.300 America which

01:11:42.440 granted they

01:11:43.280 are weird but

01:11:44.520 we don't get

01:11:45.200 angry and say

01:11:46.180 it's racist if

01:11:47.280 you point that

01:11:47.800 out

01:11:48.100 I mean I

01:11:49.780 can't believe

01:11:50.240 that's

01:11:50.520 no that's

01:11:51.580 um

01:11:52.040 yes

01:11:54.520 maybe the next

01:11:55.380 slide

01:11:55.680 so

01:11:58.720 god you've

01:12:00.640 been you've

01:12:01.200 been online

01:12:01.680 harms build

01:12:02.460 a death this

01:12:03.060 segment haven't

01:12:03.520 you

01:12:03.700 I know it's

01:12:04.300 the Indian

01:12:04.780 mass report

01:12:05.220 everything they

01:12:05.980 can to stop

01:12:06.640 this man

01:12:07.040 so luckily the

01:12:08.380 post below is

01:12:08.960 basically saying

01:12:09.500 the same thing

01:12:10.220 despite appealing

01:12:11.200 X has age

01:12:11.940 restricted several

01:12:12.660 of my posts for

01:12:13.260 no reason despite

01:12:14.020 ostensibly being

01:12:14.860 mass reported

01:12:15.500 by malignant

01:12:16.720 mobs who seek

01:12:17.780 to suppress the

01:12:18.400 reality of the

01:12:19.160 festival in India

01:12:20.040 I have captured

01:12:21.440 an 8k resolution

01:12:22.620 great advertisement

01:12:24.580 but okay this

01:12:26.760 was all a bit of

01:12:27.420 a bit of fun a

01:12:28.600 bit of uh

01:12:29.220 light-heartedness

01:12:30.720 but then it

01:12:31.460 started getting a

01:12:32.280 bit nasty so

01:12:33.480 uh he had his

01:12:35.740 phone number leaked

01:12:36.500 and he had

01:12:37.280 non-stop phone

01:12:38.460 calls from India

01:12:39.360 so this is like

01:12:40.640 every couple of

01:12:41.460 minutes he was

01:12:42.400 getting calls from

01:12:43.120 India so his

01:12:43.620 phone's basically

01:12:44.280 unusable from that

01:12:45.440 point yeah

01:12:45.940 because of course

01:12:47.160 we know there are

01:12:47.760 lots of Indians

01:12:48.500 lots of angry

01:12:49.660 Indians and

01:12:51.020 they've got lots

01:12:51.600 of time and

01:12:52.580 we know that

01:12:53.080 they've got access

01:12:53.580 to phones because

01:12:54.320 they I had one

01:12:55.160 call me up today

01:12:55.840 actually um

01:12:57.380 really annoying

01:12:58.140 um anyway

01:12:59.140 I mean is he

01:13:00.460 absolutely sure

01:13:01.280 they're going after

01:13:02.040 him it might just

01:13:02.920 be a normal day

01:13:03.640 I mean I get

01:13:04.100 lots and lots of

01:13:04.760 calls from Indian

01:13:05.220 call centres

01:13:05.900 that is true

01:13:07.180 yeah yeah

01:13:07.880 he might have

01:13:08.720 just been unlucky

01:13:09.400 that day

01:13:09.900 he was also

01:13:10.720 getting messages

01:13:11.440 talking about

01:13:12.460 um

01:13:13.140 horrible things

01:13:16.040 and uh

01:13:17.060 you know just

01:13:18.300 harassing him

01:13:18.960 more generally

01:13:19.360 I'm not going

01:13:19.860 to look at

01:13:20.400 some of the

01:13:20.740 messages

01:13:21.060 because some

01:13:22.100 of them are

01:13:22.540 gross

01:13:23.420 um

01:13:24.720 I'm not going

01:13:25.940 to show this

01:13:26.340 message because

01:13:27.120 it's using some

01:13:28.600 violent sexual

01:13:29.500 imagery talking

01:13:30.340 about uh

01:13:31.780 his family

01:13:32.440 members

01:13:33.000 bloody hell

01:13:34.280 and uh

01:13:35.620 here's another

01:13:37.380 one here

01:13:37.860 uh

01:13:38.340 be this guy

01:13:39.700 and then

01:13:40.720 they're just

01:13:41.200 making up that

01:13:41.920 his family

01:13:42.460 members have

01:13:42.960 only fans

01:13:43.580 and then

01:13:45.400 they're making

01:13:45.780 up stories about

01:13:46.640 his sister having

01:13:48.000 an Indian

01:13:48.420 boyfriend and

01:13:49.300 that's why he's

01:13:50.240 doing this

01:13:50.780 and they're just

01:13:51.440 making things up

01:13:52.280 and apparently

01:13:52.680 this um

01:13:53.880 spreads quite far

01:13:55.080 it's got nearly

01:13:56.240 four million views

01:13:57.140 also this account

01:13:58.380 definitely outed

01:13:59.360 itself it's trying

01:14:00.060 to pretend it's

01:14:01.140 Emmanuel can't

01:14:02.180 actually uh

01:14:03.020 the fact it's

01:14:03.700 getting angry

01:14:04.200 over this video

01:14:04.940 sort of suggests

01:14:05.740 it's run from

01:14:06.840 a certain place

01:14:08.260 I suspect the

01:14:10.240 action of Emmanuel

01:14:11.000 can't would have

01:14:12.320 a different view

01:14:12.900 on this

01:14:13.340 I would say so

01:14:14.560 actually yeah

01:14:15.240 and uh

01:14:16.660 also um

01:14:20.160 they were texting

01:14:21.240 him photos of

01:14:22.320 white people

01:14:22.900 uh having

01:14:24.300 intimate relations

01:14:25.520 claiming that

01:14:26.080 that was them

01:14:26.580 with his mother

01:14:27.920 and things like

01:14:28.620 that it got

01:14:29.120 really nasty

01:14:29.840 and and mean

01:14:30.780 um and

01:14:32.140 photoshopping

01:14:32.920 headlines

01:14:34.560 and sharing

01:14:36.460 these fake

01:14:36.880 headlines

01:14:37.440 saying that

01:14:38.400 his mum joined

01:14:39.120 OnlyFans

01:14:39.760 in 2019

01:14:40.640 and uh

01:14:42.380 the Hindustan

01:14:43.860 Times

01:14:44.260 actually um

01:14:45.940 ran with

01:14:47.220 a headline

01:14:49.060 is

01:14:49.440 Tyler

01:14:50.600 what's his

01:14:50.960 name's

01:14:51.420 mother on

01:14:52.300 OnlyFans

01:14:52.820 US YouTube

01:14:53.400 claims

01:14:54.020 family is being

01:14:54.820 targeted after

01:14:55.500 video on

01:14:56.060 Indian

01:14:56.380 Kaldung

01:14:56.840 Festival

01:14:57.160 so they're

01:14:57.720 basically

01:14:57.980 priming people

01:14:58.740 to harass

01:14:59.260 him further

01:14:59.820 here because

01:15:00.280 they're not

01:15:00.580 saying it's

01:15:01.340 not true

01:15:01.820 because um

01:15:03.300 and I also

01:15:04.280 followed it up

01:15:05.080 for me sorry

01:15:05.700 just quicker

01:15:06.120 the thing is as

01:15:07.060 well even if

01:15:08.240 all of that

01:15:08.780 is true

01:15:09.380 right even

01:15:10.180 if it were

01:15:10.860 it's still

01:15:12.020 just total

01:15:12.840 deflection

01:15:13.520 from the point

01:15:14.820 that this guy

01:15:15.480 went to our

01:15:16.140 village and

01:15:16.720 just found us

01:15:17.560 basically sliding

01:15:18.720 in throwing

01:15:19.260 shit at each

01:15:20.000 other right

01:15:20.880 is all

01:15:21.340 actually and

01:15:22.260 also it is

01:15:22.920 the entry

01:15:23.760 level insult

01:15:24.520 you get past

01:15:25.520 your mum

01:15:26.300 at age

01:15:27.100 six

01:15:27.600 in Britain

01:15:29.320 better insults

01:15:30.560 yes

01:15:30.880 and the

01:15:31.480 Hindustan

01:15:32.280 Times is

01:15:33.040 doing

01:15:33.260 and I did

01:15:33.660 check this

01:15:34.180 this is a

01:15:34.600 screenshot that

01:15:35.180 I took

01:15:35.820 so it shows

01:15:37.420 up in the

01:15:37.820 search results

01:15:38.500 but if you

01:15:38.980 click on it

01:15:39.560 they've changed

01:15:40.380 it after there

01:15:41.840 was backlash

01:15:42.320 because people

01:15:42.980 said well maybe

01:15:43.760 that's not fair

01:15:44.600 and now it's

01:15:45.760 just he responds

01:15:46.800 to criticism

01:15:47.420 over posts

01:15:48.040 about the

01:15:48.440 festival and

01:15:49.240 is already

01:15:49.560 getting mass

01:15:50.020 reported and

01:15:50.640 they removed

01:15:51.020 all references

01:15:51.720 to his

01:15:52.120 mother

01:15:52.340 I don't know

01:15:53.140 if I can

01:15:53.440 trust the

01:15:53.760 Hindustan

01:15:54.320 Times

01:15:54.880 I think

01:15:56.480 you might

01:15:56.880 be onto

01:15:57.400 something

01:15:57.740 there

01:15:57.940 but he

01:16:00.480 does share

01:16:01.000 a screenshot

01:16:01.560 of the

01:16:01.920 old body

01:16:02.380 of text

01:16:02.780 here

01:16:03.160 where it

01:16:04.820 acknowledges

01:16:05.460 pretty early

01:16:06.220 on in the

01:16:06.600 article

01:16:06.960 the headline

01:16:07.620 is grammatically

01:16:08.200 wrong and

01:16:08.660 there is no

01:16:09.060 credible source

01:16:09.720 suggesting

01:16:10.260 this thing

01:16:11.400 so the

01:16:12.540 claim appears

01:16:13.280 to be fake

01:16:13.960 but you still

01:16:14.620 wrote the

01:16:15.000 article drawing

01:16:15.540 attention to

01:16:16.100 it

01:16:16.300 obviously

01:16:17.200 with the

01:16:17.580 express

01:16:17.940 intention

01:16:18.660 of amplifying

01:16:19.760 it to

01:16:20.380 encourage the

01:16:20.980 harassment

01:16:21.380 because it's

01:16:22.400 called the

01:16:22.700 Hindustan

01:16:23.200 Times

01:16:23.600 and it's a

01:16:24.360 Hindu

01:16:24.620 festival

01:16:25.100 I mean

01:16:26.040 you don't

01:16:27.720 need to

01:16:28.480 all the

01:16:29.160 evidence is

01:16:29.760 there to

01:16:30.080 work with

01:16:30.640 exactly

01:16:31.220 and then he

01:16:33.600 wrote this

01:16:34.640 after much

01:16:35.180 consideration

01:16:35.620 I've decided

01:16:36.300 not to release

01:16:37.040 my documentary

01:16:37.640 capturing

01:16:38.180 the festival

01:16:39.240 I've been

01:16:39.860 doxxed

01:16:40.240 threatened by

01:16:40.740 thousands of

01:16:41.260 Indians over

01:16:41.820 the last two

01:16:42.260 weeks tens of

01:16:42.860 thousands of

01:16:43.300 Indians have

01:16:43.680 turned my

01:16:44.020 life into a

01:16:44.460 living hell

01:16:44.980 my family

01:16:45.760 been attacked

01:16:46.220 in ways I

01:16:46.680 never would

01:16:47.060 have imagined

01:16:47.600 showing up to

01:16:48.580 this festival

01:16:49.040 was the worst

01:16:49.520 decision of my

01:16:50.120 life I

01:16:50.940 severely

01:16:51.620 underestimated

01:16:52.360 the power

01:16:52.820 of India

01:16:53.300 I'm only one

01:16:54.680 man I

01:16:55.100 cannot defeat

01:16:55.720 the combined

01:16:56.560 power of

01:16:57.140 1.5 billion

01:16:58.120 Indians who

01:16:58.840 yearn for my

01:16:59.480 destruction

01:17:00.000 I simply

01:17:01.120 cannot continue

01:17:01.820 fighting this

01:17:02.360 war I must

01:17:03.120 choose my

01:17:03.500 battles and

01:17:03.940 this one

01:17:04.180 isn't worth

01:17:04.740 it never

01:17:05.420 meant to

01:17:05.760 offend

01:17:06.080 Indians their

01:17:06.820 religion or

01:17:07.320 their culture

01:17:07.820 I just wanted

01:17:08.620 to participate

01:17:09.240 in this unusual

01:17:10.220 festival and

01:17:11.280 share it for

01:17:11.700 the world to

01:17:12.140 see I

01:17:12.900 ask that all

01:17:13.300 Indians reading

01:17:13.960 this please

01:17:14.560 leave my

01:17:14.940 family alone

01:17:15.500 thank you

01:17:16.140 which would

01:17:18.820 be very

01:17:19.200 sad and

01:17:21.320 I gave him

01:17:22.740 some words of

01:17:23.200 encouragement and

01:17:24.020 I'd like to

01:17:24.480 think that he

01:17:24.840 listened to me

01:17:25.460 so I said

01:17:26.200 don't give in

01:17:26.780 not only should

01:17:27.300 you release it

01:17:27.800 you should also

01:17:28.260 follow up looking

01:17:28.940 at the trading

01:17:29.380 cow dung and

01:17:29.960 urine sold for

01:17:30.560 human consumption

01:17:31.240 which I think is

01:17:32.660 a very important

01:17:33.160 topic and one of

01:17:35.960 my favorite replies

01:17:36.880 to his announcement

01:17:38.000 here is Dinesh

01:17:39.540 D'Souza who by

01:17:40.980 the way doesn't

01:17:42.740 like identity

01:17:43.460 politics all of a

01:17:45.020 sudden came

01:17:45.560 crawling out of

01:17:46.140 the woodwork to

01:17:47.200 participate in

01:17:48.280 some because of

01:17:48.980 course he's gone

01:17:50.600 out of his way to

01:17:51.260 say I'm an

01:17:51.960 American I'm

01:17:53.120 American and

01:17:54.240 then all of a

01:17:54.640 sudden he says

01:17:55.560 how about

01:17:56.180 commenting on

01:17:56.880 this festival it

01:17:57.620 seems like the

01:17:58.120 future belongs to

01:17:59.000 the poop throwers

01:18:00.300 and shows median

01:18:03.600 household income

01:18:04.340 by ethnic group

01:18:05.140 showing that Asian

01:18:05.940 is above white

01:18:08.100 non-Hispanic of

01:18:09.180 course these this

01:18:10.140 data is also

01:18:11.000 fraught with

01:18:11.920 mistakes

01:18:12.420 interesting that

01:18:13.740 when push comes

01:18:14.440 to shove

01:18:15.000 even mr.

01:18:17.300 anti-identity

01:18:18.120 politics sides

01:18:20.420 with his ethnic

01:18:21.180 group

01:18:21.560 interesting

01:18:22.780 the poop

01:18:23.780 throwing group

01:18:24.440 exactly

01:18:25.420 he'd rather have

01:18:26.240 the poop

01:18:26.620 throwing group

01:18:27.340 I mean out of

01:18:27.920 the 1.5

01:18:28.680 billion were

01:18:29.240 there any that

01:18:29.720 just said yeah

01:18:30.580 it's weird

01:18:31.180 I'm sure there

01:18:32.380 probably were

01:18:33.040 right but I

01:18:33.660 didn't see those

01:18:34.500 right to give

01:18:35.420 them the benefit

01:18:35.940 of the doubt

01:18:36.500 and I'm sure

01:18:37.860 India being a

01:18:38.680 large place

01:18:39.260 there are many

01:18:40.000 of them that

01:18:40.640 were saying that

01:18:41.420 sort of thing

01:18:41.960 and then

01:18:43.020 actually he

01:18:44.620 said psych

01:18:45.340 India festival

01:18:46.740 video is out

01:18:47.480 now

01:18:47.840 others in the

01:18:49.880 first half

01:18:50.460 there

01:18:50.860 it's got

01:18:53.060 enormous reach

01:18:54.400 it went very

01:18:55.180 viral

01:18:55.660 and the video

01:18:57.420 is up now

01:18:58.200 victory

01:19:00.580 I'm not gonna

01:19:01.700 linger on the

01:19:02.380 thumbnail because

01:19:02.960 it's horrifying

01:19:03.520 how many views

01:19:03.920 is it on now

01:19:04.660 let's have a look

01:19:05.540 shall we

01:19:06.380 oh damn it

01:19:07.360 I can't scroll

01:19:07.840 down

01:19:08.200 nearly 2 million

01:19:10.360 views

01:19:11.020 in two days

01:19:12.260 excellent

01:19:12.960 so that's a

01:19:13.480 million

01:19:13.780 I'm sure we can

01:19:14.300 have another

01:19:14.660 million

01:19:15.000 and just to

01:19:16.240 summarise the

01:19:17.080 actual content

01:19:17.640 of the video

01:19:18.140 he deliberately

01:19:19.460 goes out of his

01:19:19.980 way to point out

01:19:20.720 that the festival

01:19:21.180 is only one

01:19:22.040 small South

01:19:22.700 Indian town

01:19:23.420 adds a disclaimer

01:19:25.380 to assertions

01:19:26.220 that individuals

01:19:26.940 make so

01:19:27.640 one villager

01:19:28.660 asserted that

01:19:29.260 eating cow dung

01:19:30.000 reduces your

01:19:30.660 risk of cancer

01:19:31.420 and then proceeded

01:19:32.460 to do so

01:19:33.020 on camera

01:19:33.700 and then he

01:19:36.820 asked other

01:19:37.240 villagers about

01:19:37.940 it and they

01:19:38.540 said no no

01:19:39.100 we don't believe

01:19:39.940 that

01:19:40.340 oh just one

01:19:41.760 guy

01:19:42.100 and then added

01:19:43.040 a disclaimer

01:19:43.520 like not the

01:19:44.080 rest of the

01:19:44.780 village believes

01:19:45.460 this

01:19:45.820 it's not all

01:19:46.400 of the village

01:19:46.920 which I think

01:19:47.580 was fair

01:19:48.080 it's just this

01:19:49.380 one guy

01:19:49.920 and then he

01:19:50.540 says repeatedly

01:19:51.320 in the video

01:19:51.980 about 10 times

01:19:52.900 how welcoming

01:19:53.500 and friendly

01:19:53.920 people were

01:19:54.540 in the village

01:19:55.160 to have him

01:19:56.440 there and to

01:19:57.020 allow him to

01:19:57.700 participate

01:19:58.200 and that people

01:19:59.140 were welcoming

01:19:59.700 and showing him

01:20:00.340 around and very

01:20:01.360 enthusiastic about

01:20:02.320 him being

01:20:02.780 involved

01:20:03.320 so when he

01:20:04.560 was actually

01:20:04.920 there on the

01:20:05.400 ground people

01:20:05.960 were happy

01:20:06.800 about him

01:20:07.380 being there

01:20:07.820 and being

01:20:08.460 interested in

01:20:09.120 the festival

01:20:09.640 whereas Indians

01:20:12.060 online had a

01:20:13.160 very different

01:20:13.660 view to that

01:20:14.340 and a little

01:20:16.380 bit about the

01:20:16.860 origin of the

01:20:17.420 festival so I

01:20:18.040 learned a lot

01:20:18.580 about Hinduism

01:20:19.300 watching this

01:20:19.920 video so the

01:20:21.320 village had lots

01:20:22.060 of cow dung

01:20:22.600 around and one

01:20:23.620 day they found

01:20:24.120 an idol of a

01:20:25.000 lord in the

01:20:26.120 cow dung

01:20:26.660 somehow it

01:20:27.920 appeared

01:20:28.340 divinely

01:20:29.280 they believed

01:20:31.020 that their

01:20:31.360 god

01:20:31.760 Birashiwara

01:20:33.940 Birashiwara

01:20:35.980 Swami

01:20:37.320 also originated

01:20:38.680 from cow dung

01:20:39.500 and therefore

01:20:40.440 it is a

01:20:41.400 manifestation of

01:20:42.320 this god

01:20:42.760 and therefore

01:20:43.180 they honour

01:20:43.640 the cow dung

01:20:44.360 as a

01:20:45.800 manifestation of

01:20:47.560 this god

01:20:49.220 or deity

01:20:49.780 or lord

01:20:50.600 as a

01:20:51.500 manifestation

01:20:51.940 of the god

01:20:52.540 Shiva

01:20:52.920 who you may

01:20:53.700 recognise

01:20:54.160 this gentleman

01:20:56.460 right here

01:20:57.140 which is why

01:20:59.260 they believe it

01:20:59.860 to be blessed

01:21:00.480 the cow dung

01:21:01.100 that is

01:21:01.580 and therefore

01:21:03.180 whoever takes

01:21:03.780 part in the

01:21:04.260 festival will

01:21:04.840 not get problems

01:21:05.620 such as skin

01:21:06.200 disease

01:21:06.620 and it's sort

01:21:07.960 of good luck

01:21:08.520 for them

01:21:09.300 as part of it

01:21:10.120 and as part

01:21:10.860 of their

01:21:11.220 system of

01:21:12.120 beliefs

01:21:12.460 and he does

01:21:15.080 also point out

01:21:15.760 something that

01:21:16.140 I've never seen

01:21:16.800 before

01:21:17.220 that after the

01:21:18.440 festival

01:21:18.800 all of the

01:21:19.960 people that

01:21:20.400 take part

01:21:21.000 plunge into a

01:21:22.060 lake to clean

01:21:22.720 themselves off

01:21:23.520 and then after

01:21:24.460 they've taken

01:21:24.980 this lakeside

01:21:25.780 plunge

01:21:26.100 they also go

01:21:26.820 home to

01:21:27.340 wash themselves

01:21:28.080 in their own

01:21:29.800 personal facilities

01:21:30.800 well the thing

01:21:31.760 that strikes me

01:21:32.380 is that's all

01:21:32.900 very well if

01:21:33.360 you're the

01:21:33.600 first person

01:21:34.200 in the lake

01:21:34.720 if you're the

01:21:36.440 last person

01:21:37.160 it's going to

01:21:37.600 be able to

01:21:37.960 be traced

01:21:38.300 it's probably

01:21:39.480 not helping

01:21:40.120 you that much

01:21:40.860 very true

01:21:41.800 so

01:21:42.700 I was going

01:21:45.500 to show you

01:21:45.900 the posts

01:21:46.460 oh my gosh

01:21:47.780 but they've

01:21:48.280 been mass

01:21:48.680 reported

01:21:49.180 doesn't matter

01:21:51.620 my point being

01:21:52.740 that

01:21:53.040 this is not

01:21:54.320 how you deal

01:21:54.940 with this

01:21:55.320 stuff

01:21:55.580 India

01:21:55.880 you don't

01:21:57.340 harass

01:21:57.840 people

01:21:58.380 and be

01:22:00.300 horrible to

01:22:01.120 them

01:22:01.380 to make

01:22:01.940 them do

01:22:02.300 what you

01:22:02.680 want

01:22:03.080 and not

01:22:03.720 talk about

01:22:04.120 these things

01:22:04.500 the actual

01:22:04.920 video itself

01:22:05.720 if you had

01:22:06.440 watched it

01:22:06.880 before doing

01:22:07.480 these sorts

01:22:07.900 of things

01:22:08.300 you'd have

01:22:08.880 realised

01:22:09.200 wasn't nearly

01:22:09.840 as bad

01:22:10.520 as people

01:22:11.920 were expecting

01:22:12.540 he was actually

01:22:13.300 quite respectful

01:22:13.940 about it

01:22:14.520 there wasn't

01:22:15.320 any making

01:22:15.800 fun necessarily

01:22:16.680 he made

01:22:17.420 some jokes

01:22:17.860 about it

01:22:18.280 being

01:22:18.500 cowpoo

01:22:18.980 but you know

01:22:19.980 that's a

01:22:20.320 youtuber

01:22:20.800 and it's

01:22:21.840 pretty tame

01:22:22.720 considering

01:22:23.620 no that's

01:22:24.440 what this

01:22:24.840 segment is

01:22:25.300 for

01:22:25.460 we're the

01:22:25.800 ones

01:22:25.980 making fun

01:22:26.480 of it

01:22:26.860 exactly

01:22:27.880 but my

01:22:29.300 main point

01:22:29.860 isn't

01:22:30.520 isn't

01:22:31.120 you know

01:22:31.440 this

01:22:31.800 festival

01:22:32.500 strange

01:22:32.980 because I

01:22:33.520 don't need

01:22:33.800 to point

01:22:34.060 that out

01:22:34.420 my point

01:22:35.700 is that

01:22:36.440 in this

01:22:37.820 day and age

01:22:38.540 you can

01:22:39.260 basically

01:22:40.180 harass people

01:22:41.120 to do

01:22:41.540 what you

01:22:41.920 want

01:22:42.340 and it

01:22:42.620 is a

01:22:42.920 worrying

01:22:43.240 development

01:22:43.840 because

01:22:44.760 if he

01:22:46.160 had not

01:22:46.780 been so

01:22:48.000 steadfast

01:22:49.140 in publishing

01:22:49.640 this

01:22:50.000 he could

01:22:50.540 have

01:22:50.680 actually

01:22:51.080 said

01:22:52.120 listen

01:22:52.420 no

01:22:52.640 actually

01:22:52.900 I'm not

01:22:53.200 going to

01:22:53.580 do it

01:22:53.980 and bent

01:22:54.580 the knee

01:22:54.920 to all

01:22:55.300 of this

01:22:55.560 harassment

01:22:55.980 because it

01:22:56.580 was extensive

01:22:57.280 well when he

01:22:57.860 faked the

01:22:58.380 retraction

01:22:58.960 it's perfectly

01:23:00.340 understandable

01:23:01.340 to see why

01:23:02.100 that might have

01:23:02.840 been genuine

01:23:03.380 everything that

01:23:04.440 he was saying

01:23:04.960 there

01:23:05.280 because it

01:23:06.140 did happen

01:23:06.700 didn't it

01:23:07.040 like he

01:23:07.440 was harassed

01:23:08.500 I've had

01:23:09.760 this before

01:23:10.440 where I

01:23:11.540 posted something

01:23:12.180 basically

01:23:13.340 rebuffing the

01:23:14.460 45 trillion

01:23:15.500 owed to India

01:23:16.280 from Britain

01:23:16.860 for

01:23:17.320 for colonialism

01:23:18.440 and I

01:23:19.220 shared some

01:23:20.040 GDP figures

01:23:21.300 like listen

01:23:21.760 the number

01:23:22.140 you're asking

01:23:22.660 for is

01:23:23.100 insane

01:23:23.520 because

01:23:23.940 our annual

01:23:25.320 GDP is

01:23:26.080 only about

01:23:27.280 3.5 million

01:23:28.260 you're asking

01:23:28.760 for 4.5

01:23:29.580 trillion

01:23:30.020 and it's

01:23:31.160 similar with

01:23:31.700 India's

01:23:32.100 how can

01:23:32.540 this possibly

01:23:33.240 work

01:23:33.760 and they're

01:23:34.500 like no

01:23:34.940 no no

01:23:35.240 you don't

01:23:35.760 understand

01:23:36.080 what GDP

01:23:36.520 is

01:23:36.800 this is

01:23:37.060 why

01:23:37.220 Indians

01:23:37.620 are taking

01:23:38.020 your jobs

01:23:38.480 and it's

01:23:38.680 like well

01:23:39.300 you can't

01:23:39.800 approximate

01:23:40.220 the value

01:23:40.800 of an

01:23:41.000 entire

01:23:41.300 economy

01:23:41.740 that's

01:23:42.880 that's

01:23:43.320 impossible

01:23:43.680 to do

01:23:44.200 that's

01:23:44.420 why I'm

01:23:44.620 using

01:23:44.820 GDP

01:23:45.180 figures

01:23:45.720 to at

01:23:46.200 least give

01:23:46.500 people a

01:23:47.040 rough idea

01:23:47.780 because that's

01:23:48.480 something we

01:23:48.880 do measure

01:23:49.480 but they were

01:23:50.700 deliberately

01:23:51.080 misrepresenting

01:23:52.120 it and even

01:23:52.440 community noted

01:23:53.320 it and

01:23:54.060 were harassing

01:23:55.200 me for

01:23:55.500 weeks

01:23:55.940 for this

01:23:58.060 one post

01:23:58.680 just saying

01:23:59.120 yeah we

01:23:59.420 don't owe

01:23:59.880 you 45

01:24:00.440 trillion

01:24:01.900 which is

01:24:02.940 absurd

01:24:03.380 well along

01:24:04.140 with the

01:24:04.360 13 trillion

01:24:05.040 we owe

01:24:05.360 Lenny Henry

01:24:05.860 I mean

01:24:06.320 we're really

01:24:07.360 up against

01:24:07.740 the wall

01:24:08.020 of this

01:24:08.260 stuff

01:24:08.480 aren't we

01:24:08.840 yeah I

01:24:09.460 know

01:24:09.680 I mean

01:24:10.100 we'll be

01:24:10.600 having to

01:24:11.000 dig up

01:24:11.300 the turf

01:24:11.760 of the

01:24:12.020 British

01:24:12.220 Isles

01:24:12.580 and sink

01:24:13.020 it into

01:24:13.280 the sea

01:24:13.700 at this

01:24:14.060 rate

01:24:14.300 give

01:24:15.080 everyone

01:24:15.340 this sort

01:24:15.660 of money

01:24:15.880 but my

01:24:16.780 point is

01:24:17.440 that

01:24:17.740 something

01:24:18.840 really has

01:24:19.780 to be done

01:24:20.240 about this

01:24:20.880 because you

01:24:21.300 can't just

01:24:21.800 harass people

01:24:22.860 into doing

01:24:24.180 what you want

01:24:24.860 online

01:24:25.320 you know

01:24:25.960 leaking their

01:24:26.680 phone numbers

01:24:27.440 targeting their

01:24:28.260 family members

01:24:29.080 and it is a

01:24:29.820 worrying trend

01:24:30.660 and although

01:24:32.680 you know

01:24:33.380 it's a humorous

01:24:34.440 thing that it's

01:24:35.340 happened around

01:24:36.100 this is going

01:24:37.200 to be an

01:24:37.640 increasingly big

01:24:38.680 problem

01:24:39.140 as people rely

01:24:40.440 on the digital

01:24:41.500 world more

01:24:42.460 and more

01:24:42.860 all right

01:24:46.760 let's have

01:24:48.240 a look

01:24:48.680 oh cheers

01:24:51.780 want to see

01:24:53.060 something

01:24:53.280 disturbingly

01:24:53.920 eye-opening

01:24:54.460 go to the

01:24:55.480 Indian edition

01:24:56.040 of Amazon

01:24:56.440 and see the

01:24:56.960 search suggestions

01:24:57.740 for chloroform

01:24:58.740 oh I've seen

01:24:59.820 that before

01:25:00.420 yes I don't

01:25:01.220 know how much

01:25:01.900 memeing was

01:25:02.640 going on there

01:25:03.320 but I

01:25:04.460 wouldn't be

01:25:05.940 surprised if

01:25:06.540 some of them

01:25:07.000 were genuine

01:25:07.560 JM Denton

01:25:10.400 says India

01:25:10.980 is worse than

01:25:11.700 I imagine

01:25:12.140 hell that's

01:25:13.360 a bit harsh

01:25:14.740 there are worse

01:25:15.360 places than

01:25:15.980 India have

01:25:16.560 you seen

01:25:17.040 Haiti

01:25:17.440 good thing we

01:25:19.360 have magic

01:25:19.860 soil in the

01:25:20.320 US so nothing

01:25:20.980 to worry about

01:25:21.700 with allowing

01:25:22.240 Indian mass

01:25:22.920 migration

01:25:23.520 I mean I

01:25:25.220 live in a

01:25:25.700 largely Indian

01:25:26.360 area and one

01:25:27.460 thing I have

01:25:27.900 noticed is that

01:25:28.880 since it's gone

01:25:29.920 up there's more

01:25:30.740 rubbish on the

01:25:31.260 streets than

01:25:31.720 there used to

01:25:32.200 be it's almost

01:25:33.460 like the

01:25:33.940 conditions are

01:25:34.480 sort of

01:25:35.080 recreated

01:25:35.640 do we have

01:25:37.120 the video

01:25:37.920 comments

01:25:38.360 Harry

01:25:38.680 thanks sir

01:25:42.300 growing up

01:25:45.980 in Devon I

01:25:46.640 have a deep

01:25:47.080 distrust of

01:25:47.760 all things

01:25:48.220 Cornish

01:25:48.760 however I

01:25:49.440 was always

01:25:49.760 intrigued by

01:25:50.280 the legend

01:25:50.700 of Jan

01:25:51.140 Trig Eagle

01:25:51.640 an 18th

01:25:52.360 century lawyer

01:25:52.900 from the

01:25:53.240 county who's

01:25:53.880 rumoured to

01:25:54.320 have entered a

01:25:54.800 Faustian pact

01:25:55.480 with the devil

01:25:56.000 for money and

01:25:56.720 power but tried

01:25:57.760 to be charitable

01:25:58.380 later in life

01:25:59.240 to undo the

01:26:00.040 pact

01:26:00.380 English legends

01:26:01.540 are always

01:26:01.940 rooted in the

01:26:02.540 rule of law

01:26:03.080 so the devil

01:26:03.640 retained the

01:26:04.180 legal right to

01:26:04.860 Trig Eagle's

01:26:05.460 soul but the

01:26:06.280 clergy were able

01:26:06.960 to negotiate

01:26:07.600 keeping him

01:26:08.260 out of hell

01:26:08.840 by setting his

01:26:09.780 ghost in

01:26:10.260 possible tasks

01:26:11.100 like bailing out

01:26:12.280 Dozemory Pool

01:26:13.000 on Bodmin Moor

01:26:13.820 using a limpet

01:26:14.600 shell with a

01:26:15.100 hole in the

01:26:15.520 bottom

01:26:15.800 return

01:26:18.100 I was joking

01:26:19.840 about being

01:26:21.060 against the

01:26:21.500 Cornish

01:26:21.900 got nothing but

01:26:22.740 good things

01:26:23.380 kindred spirits

01:26:24.560 after all

01:26:25.160 song was a

01:26:25.840 staying line

01:26:26.480 I'm the only

01:26:27.320 eye together

01:26:27.820 strong

01:26:28.380 and a final

01:26:33.440 thought on

01:26:33.980 this

01:26:34.220 remembrance

01:26:34.880 slash

01:26:35.980 armistice

01:26:36.560 slash

01:26:36.900 veterans

01:26:37.300 day

01:26:37.620 take a

01:26:40.180 moment

01:26:40.460 and remember

01:26:41.380 those

01:26:41.920 who lost

01:26:44.020 everything

01:26:44.480 and live

01:26:48.080 today as if

01:26:48.860 you could

01:26:49.300 too

01:26:49.620 hold your

01:26:51.820 family close

01:26:52.640 hoist a

01:26:54.700 pint for

01:26:55.140 those who

01:26:55.540 can't

01:26:55.940 and live

01:26:58.000 an ordinary

01:26:58.500 life for

01:26:59.440 those who

01:26:59.800 couldn't

01:27:01.120 hear

01:27:02.380 hear

01:27:02.640 well said

01:27:03.600 well said

01:27:04.640 ah

01:27:13.620 We'll try it.

01:27:43.620 oh that's awesome samson glad you're having such a good time out there lad i'm very jealous

01:27:53.980 oh there's a part two as well rubbing it in now

01:27:59.640 oh don't show us how good the trains are i had to get the train this morning

01:28:05.580 i haven't seen any litter yet in any of these videos

01:28:09.640 japan truly is the anti-india

01:28:13.820 a nice clean well-ordered society have a nice time samson

01:28:39.640 since you are talking about this i just wanted to give you an opportunity to talk about that

01:28:45.820 specifically i think that when i

01:28:48.620 have an issue that i want to speak about people will hear

01:28:53.560 what a wonderful acid trip of a video

01:29:07.140 as i set about doing some brief maintenance the mech's torso frame started to crumble in my hands

01:29:16.320 and so though it is earlier than anticipated i've begun work on the public safe cockpit

01:29:22.020 video comments of the build are to follow once i process the footage

01:29:25.960 yet in my ruminations i am reminded that by the fruit ye shall know the tree

01:29:30.420 and i dare say the fruit of my tree is rather persuasive

01:29:33.600 just imagine how much cultural influence one's philosophy would have if you can get a mech out of it

01:29:39.920 looking lovely and christmas-y there at the minute

01:29:45.540 good luck with the building

01:29:47.600 child abuse the bookshop

01:30:10.280 for those listening we're getting a bunch of tranny books

01:30:14.780 the absolute effing state of it

01:30:20.060 yes i can only hope it doesn't get too many customers

01:30:26.880 all right

01:30:28.160 when we win the bonfires will be piled high

01:30:31.020 probably got time for one comment per section i would have thought

01:30:34.000 yeah i would say so

01:30:35.020 from mine we've got uh cumbrian kulak who says

01:30:37.460 that little girl is the future of our people

01:30:40.540 the future is bright

01:30:41.740 be just and fear not

01:30:43.500 carlisle's motto

01:30:44.580 we have more and more flags popping up

01:30:47.440 i'll need to uh do a video showing it all off

01:30:50.240 yes please do cumbrian please do

01:30:52.680 uh omar ward says

01:30:54.400 elon musk i consent

01:30:55.920 tesla shareholders i consent

01:30:57.780 spiteful communist mutants

01:30:59.920 isn't there somebody you've forgotten to ask

01:31:01.980 it's not about the amount he says

01:31:03.960 uh they hate voluntary exchange that doesn't facilitate being a lazy spiteful communist

01:31:09.580 hmm

01:31:10.460 uh and then just the honorable

01:31:12.380 oh sorry yeah go on josh

01:31:13.840 that's all right

01:31:14.320 i'm getting ahead of myself

01:31:15.020 uh russian garbage human says

01:31:17.000 get well soon josh

01:31:17.980 i am ill after saturday

01:31:19.260 and if you have

01:31:19.580 i went to uh an event in london on saturday

01:31:22.800 and ran into a few um people from the audience and the like

01:31:27.000 i'm not actually ill though

01:31:28.100 i've just lost my voice

01:31:29.060 um

01:31:29.700 mosh pit was great

01:31:30.860 we went to harry's gig

01:31:32.020 he was playing a gig

01:31:32.840 um might post us a video comment

01:31:34.940 you probably won't remember it

01:31:36.180 really great night

01:31:37.180 i can remember it

01:31:39.120 thank you very much

01:31:39.880 wonderful

01:31:40.580 and the honorable mention again from uh cumbrian kulak

01:31:43.340 uh josh and luca

01:31:44.560 uh what would you pick in dan's lads hour

01:31:47.580 soldiers 72 hours pick a spot etc

01:31:50.440 i went with both picks but picked uh the mighty northern fells of blaine carthra

01:31:56.080 or skidow

01:31:57.660 uh a lot better position than salisbury hill

01:32:01.000 thanks dan

01:32:01.840 it was an excellent one

01:32:03.000 well

01:32:03.800 i've not watched the lads hour

01:32:05.440 i've not done the whole scenario

01:32:06.940 uh well you

01:32:07.840 you don't get a count

01:32:09.000 josh did you watch the lads hour

01:32:10.480 i i know roughly

01:32:12.060 what the um

01:32:13.720 the

01:32:14.480 demarcations

01:32:15.760 i think i'd take

01:32:16.620 the muskets and the crow magnans

01:32:18.940 just for

01:32:20.060 or maybe

01:32:20.800 actually no no no

01:32:21.720 i'd go for the english longbowmen and the roman soldiers

01:32:24.440 because sure it's a bit of a conventional army

01:32:27.240 uh you know sort of ancient times

01:32:29.160 but in sheer quantities like

01:32:31.240 those uh

01:32:32.600 60 000 arrows

01:32:33.480 yeah that's a lot of a lot of people right

01:32:36.000 and uh

01:32:37.340 those six delta force

01:32:39.320 you know

01:32:39.860 are going to run out of ammo by the time

01:32:42.260 the roman testudo is going to reach them

01:32:44.720 and also

01:32:45.480 you know modern

01:32:46.800 bulletproof vests

01:32:48.220 aren't going to defend against an english longbow

01:32:50.060 where are you putting them

01:32:51.840 where am i putting them

01:32:52.860 yeah what was your location

01:32:53.820 has to be

01:32:55.240 uh any non-military location

01:32:56.860 you have personally been to

01:32:58.240 there's

01:33:01.240 i think

01:33:01.920 uh

01:33:03.160 tintagil castle in cornwall

01:33:05.080 that's a castle

01:33:05.860 it's not military though

01:33:07.640 it was

01:33:08.120 residential

01:33:08.660 it was all

01:33:10.040 it's always been residential

01:33:11.120 well i don't know

01:33:12.320 but

01:33:12.700 it's ruins now

01:33:13.780 i just want the island anyway

01:33:15.880 the island's the cool part

01:33:17.060 it's difficult to assail

01:33:18.380 i'd have the sharp chosen men

01:33:20.320 of the south essex

01:33:21.420 i'd have them firing three rounds a minute

01:33:23.220 in any weather

01:33:23.980 any location

01:33:25.080 and they'd be able to handle it

01:33:26.640 he's actually added the uh

01:33:28.160 the uh

01:33:30.160 well

01:33:30.440 right up here

01:33:30.960 i'll ponder it for the rest of the afternoon

01:33:32.880 well if

01:33:33.240 if you haven't seen that lads

01:33:34.560 i will go and check it out

01:33:35.440 it's uh

01:33:36.000 you you basically need to pick between

01:33:37.920 you know

01:33:38.280 five thousand chrome magnans

01:33:39.700 or seven delta force

01:33:40.740 and a whole bunch of options in between

01:33:42.220 and then make your argument as to

01:33:44.400 how you're going to beat the rest of the things on the list

01:33:46.220 so go watch the lads hour

01:33:47.880 anyway

01:33:48.480 that's all we've got time for today

01:33:50.300 ladies and gentlemen

01:33:51.040 hope you've enjoyed the show

01:33:52.260 and we look forward to seeing you

01:33:54.300 uh

01:33:55.000 1pm tomorrow

01:33:56.020 have a good evening

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - November 11, 2025

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