The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1361

00:00:00.000 hello and welcome to podcast of the lotus eaters episode 1361 i'm joined by josh and nate

00:00:07.480 is they're putting on traps it's quite all right um it is the 24th of february year of our law

00:00:13.720 2026 and we are going to be discussing um yet another assassination attempt on trump um the

00:00:20.860 fall of the lord foy mandelson and the uh farage hypocrisy so um no announcements nothing to talk

00:00:30.260 about subscribe to state politics subscribe to my channel josh firm very good and i never say that

00:00:37.700 i feel dirty yeah yes well uh let's talk about trump then okay so you might be excused for not

00:00:46.220 actually hearing about this latest assassination attempt because it didn't get nearly as much

00:00:50.060 attention i expected exactly new to me and so i wanted to draw attention to this because this

00:00:56.280 one i think actually is one of the more interesting ones in terms of motivations and the background of

00:01:02.520 the guy and we'll be talking about that because lots of people have been talking about it lots of

00:01:07.060 people have been getting it wrong at least from the evidence i've been able to see obviously there's

00:01:11.620 nothing conclusive yet because investigations aren't over however um i think people were jumping the gun

00:01:18.960 and assuming things about the person that are not necessarily true given precedent i don't

00:01:24.540 necessarily blame people well honestly i don't even know the basics but i mean to be fair once you've

00:01:29.280 had a bullet through the head any other assassination attempt is going to look a bit lame unless that's

00:01:34.200 true you know he's gonna have to lose a hand or something for it to make the news next time

00:01:37.100 i think he would look quite cool with an eye patch perhaps um yeah very scary bit piratey perhaps

00:01:43.080 difficult to imagine how that he could still be president after a senator with an eye patch

00:01:47.360 that's true yeah dan crenshaw what did he actually how did he lose it don't know it looks cool though

00:01:52.200 i think he's isn't he ex-military or something i think yeah he is and we always assumed he was

00:01:57.300 quite based because he looked like he looked like a pirate and therefore he should be based he looked

00:02:01.060 like a bond villain more than yes and then he started speaking and you kind of lost all respect for him

00:02:05.160 quite quickly was he one of those rhinos yes but um to summarize the actual assassination attempts

00:02:12.060 obviously there was the one in butler pennsylvania which um at the time i covered um which was july

00:02:17.560 2024 and that was uh perpetrated by thomas crooks who was shot at the scene interesting looking fella

00:02:26.460 fascinating physiognomy that was the 18 year old without any social media or online presence

00:02:32.600 whatsoever wasn't it mm-hmm who defeated the the did appear in a black rock advert he did appear

00:02:38.840 in an act black rock like the other one as well yes but he cleverly managed to defeat the secret

00:02:42.880 service by using a roof with a 15 degree gradient and therefore eliminating their ability to respond

00:02:49.400 to him yes it was a little bit absurd that he got to that point in the first place massive failure

00:02:54.900 of the security services and then there was this one um this was the arrangement that he had and this

00:03:02.320 was um at trump's international golf club in west palm beach i believe that's in florida this is with

00:03:08.640 the older guy isn't it it is indeed it's this fella also you know ryan he was also in a black rock

00:03:15.220 video yeah wasn't he yeah a bit odd yeah black rock's media team really needs to re-evaluate

00:03:21.520 now to pick him yeah well what's that saying actually about uh with the people that appear

00:03:26.460 in black rock advert they're just self-selecting trump assassins apparently yeah quite weird really

00:03:32.840 isn't it well i suppose i'm on a list bit of a coincidence that it happened twice a massive

00:03:37.560 coincidence maybe some sort of training camp exercise and they just do the adverts as a cover

00:03:41.780 although they have like cameras and then a subliminal yeah hypnosis machine outside exactly yeah

00:03:49.300 so this guy was insane around ukraine and was a really big in supporting them and how is that

00:03:57.120 different to the entire mainstream media and most of the political class it's not right um which is

00:04:03.960 amusing isn't it and there's also this one as well um which not many people heard about that iran was

00:04:09.380 also planning um to assassinate trump at some point this was from november of 24 where they're talking

00:04:14.480 about um bringing charges against an afghan national um in an alleged iranian plot to assassinate him

00:04:22.740 which uh didn't get much attention to be honest but was another one that i just thought i'd throw in

00:04:27.320 there to mention but let's get on to the latest case shall we because that's why we're all here isn't

00:04:31.760 it um and that it was here at trump's mar-a-largo residence here is an aerial view and as you can

00:04:40.400 see as as many of you can probably read um it says here suspect was found near the north gate which uh

00:04:47.200 funnily enough is here um yes um so around mar-a-largo because of course trump is quite a

00:04:56.800 desirable assassination target which is probably not the nicest way of putting it uh but there is

00:05:02.660 an outer cordon of local palm beach sheriffs so that an outer ring and then there's an inner one

00:05:08.980 maintained by the secret service so to get into the residence you've got to go through two cordons

00:05:15.820 of law enforcement effectively and all visitors are search cars and bags are swept by dogs and metal

00:05:22.620 detectors so there's security i think is safe to say is about as high as it can be for a private

00:05:28.540 residence must be really annoying to live in those houses right next to it because i mean i i know

00:05:34.860 people who have been like next to a big international conference thing and live next door to it and they

00:05:39.640 they so much as open an upstairs window and they get a thumping on the door from the police saying why is

00:05:44.420 that window open so i mean they don't have to worry about burglaries i suppose well safest neighborhood

00:05:50.720 going other than you know stray bullets yes but um yes about half one in the morning or 1 30 a.m

00:05:59.800 uh security services spotted a man carrying a shotgun and a fuel can and then he was asked to halt and

00:06:08.220 to drop what he was carrying uh he dropped the fuel can and then raised the shotgun to a firing position

00:06:14.540 which as you can imagine when dealing with trained law enforcement resulted in getting shot and killed

00:06:20.480 uh he was shot by both a secret service agent and a sheriff's deputy so he managed to uh sunday

00:06:28.840 morning why has this not been more mainstream news i don't know it's a bit weird to be honest i suppose

00:06:34.860 because um i may as well mention it trump wasn't even at his mar-a-lago residence and so someone

00:06:43.500 just turning up uh while trump was in dc thinking he might just be there which you know if i'm not an

00:06:52.120 assassin but if i were i would at least check to see if the person i was trying to kill was in a highly

00:06:57.320 secure place that i was trying to break into but that's just me what about you chat have you heard

00:07:03.480 about this because again i'm like you i'm really surprised that this didn't warrant a mention

00:07:08.500 he didn't even truth social it did he no he's not really mentioned it much what all right so it's

00:07:15.480 it's the most hush hush understated assassination attempt i think i've ever heard of but that might

00:07:21.260 be because of the motivations a little bit it could well be actually yes we'll be getting on to that

00:07:26.660 don't worry so who was the person trying to shoot him it was this kid basically he was from north

00:07:34.300 carolina his family had reported him missing in the early hours of sunday morning he didn't have

00:07:39.680 any criminal prior history and by the way his name is austin tucker martin you said kid how old is he

00:07:46.200 i think he was 21 exactly the same age as the first guy the first guy was 21

00:07:52.020 very young to be fair throughout all of history most assassins are quite young

00:07:58.000 yeah but it just goes back to that argument of you know the people that want to kill him

00:08:01.960 so have only ever known him as a trump as a divisive figure right because they they're sort of you know

00:08:10.280 their lifespan doesn't allow them to know trump as anything other than their sort of political

00:08:15.060 boogeyman well here's the interesting thing so i think it was the daily mail spoke to his cousin

00:08:21.980 and his cousin was saying like everyone in the family is a trump supporter like we all get along

00:08:27.980 everything's fine um so it's strange that he went out because he's also um allegedly christian as

00:08:36.080 well which seems to suggest that he's more likely to be a trump voter than not at the very least

00:08:43.340 and if his family are he's christian um people who know him said that he was a vocal trump supporter

00:08:51.640 only a year ago so what has changed recently to make someone who would have otherwise supported

00:08:58.400 him may well have voted for him uh to go out and want to kill him um and we'll be getting to that in

00:09:05.780 just a second it doesn't look half iranian to me no i don't think he's got much much in the way of t

00:09:11.200 levels either hmm probably not i don't think that i think that might be a factor i don't think it's the

00:09:17.300 main reason right yeah he's shooting trump because he stole his testosterone um but no he also worked

00:09:25.400 at pine needles lodge and golf club in north carolina and he reportedly donated a portion of

00:09:30.700 his paycheck each month to charity um there are conflicting reports around his online presence

00:09:37.860 some people claim he had no online presence like this first guy whereas others have claimed that he did

00:09:43.760 have socials but they were deleted when it emerged what actually happened and i can i can imagine that

00:09:50.920 if it's a secret service thing they're plugged into social media companies they're saying take it down

00:09:56.220 so we can uh have you know secrecy and privacy while we investigate the background of it which is

00:10:03.460 entirely possible it doesn't necessarily need to be anything conspiratorial however it could also be

00:10:09.900 that could be another sort of normal explanation outside of the who are these people with no profiles

00:10:17.160 whatsoever is that the kind of people who are prone to doing something that throws away their life

00:10:24.040 easily might not have much of a stake in say social media because they're a bit of a loner and don't have

00:10:29.400 much of a social life uh it's not necessarily a guarantee that people have social media i mean i only have

00:10:36.240 it because of my job other than that before i started but that's what twitter's for twitter's

00:10:41.860 for people who don't have any actual friends but they still that's why it's so insufferable then

00:10:47.440 isn't it yeah i mean what was the other one the instagram that's if you're good looking and then

00:10:50.960 there's facebook if you have actual friends or you're boomer and then twitter's the people who just like

00:10:55.360 to argue yeah twitter's just all of them about arguing um so when i actually went to look up his

00:11:02.720 socials i couldn't find anything on him um so it seems to be that they're definitely not there what

00:11:08.980 the reason is it's still up in the air maybe we'll find out probably not to be honest um also he seemed

00:11:16.760 to be a quite artistic person he had it the only thing people could find was he had a facebook page

00:11:23.960 where he drew golf courses um i mean it's not bad um and he was apparently doing this even a few

00:11:31.120 days up until well that was that was a drawing not a black and white photo yeah that right inside

00:11:36.880 that's really quite good it's a shame really you should have stuck to that like drawing golf courses

00:11:42.660 donating to charity all of this is good stuff i mean it's not why did he throw his life away it's

00:11:46.820 not master level but it's certainly up to austrian peter standard

00:11:49.400 yeah well maybe he got refused from art school maybe that was it like yes so um people have been

00:11:57.860 calling him a liberal and things like that and i think that that's jumping to conclusions um the

00:12:02.940 maga loyalists as well are trying to paint him as a fan of thomas massey which is maga people having

00:12:08.960 their own political agenda because massey is critical of trump and was pushing for the epstein releases

00:12:14.100 which takes us on nicely to this so tmz had an exclusive report which of course you know tmz take

00:12:21.940 it with a massive block of salt um but what they found was quite interesting and uh it was just just a

00:12:31.320 quick point on tmz aren't i might be remembering this wrong but aren't they the ones that when charlie

00:12:36.300 kirk got shot and was rushed to the hospital you could watch their live reporting and suddenly there was

00:12:42.780 massive cheering backgrounds exactly the one and yeah and then it went through to the guy's mic and

00:12:48.120 it was like oh we've just heard that charlie kirk has died in hospital i think that was tmz it was

00:12:52.160 tmz okay scumbags yeah no of course they are and even when they're not reporting on politics aren't

00:12:59.220 they just hollywood bottom feeders you know going through celebrities rubbish to get stories and things

00:13:05.080 so yeah no credit to them but this one report was quite interesting and i'm going to read some

00:13:12.020 direct extracts from it so make up your own mind whether you believe them or not but um i think

00:13:17.220 it's quite compelling because they spoke to one of his co-workers and they say he was um deeply

00:13:23.180 disturbed by what he believed was a government cover-up and often talked about powerful people

00:13:27.720 getting away with it in regards to the epstein files that is objectively true yes which is not even

00:13:35.720 up for debate that is objectively true i mean that's what my segment is about so yes i agree we should

00:13:42.580 have had him on well not now obviously but we wouldn't be saying much we don't have any necromancers

00:13:48.000 on staff so it's a bit difficult um never liked the word necro romancer because necro is the

00:13:53.480 is the word for dead isn't it and romancer is you just don't even want to think about it

00:13:58.160 yes that's the that's a different kind of necro thing different suffix there was a necro mancer

00:14:07.100 oh i thought okay never mind forget that no it's not necro romance

00:14:12.220 that's why it always seems so strange to me okay right sorry compose it does make sense actually

00:14:28.980 now yeah a good conversation um at the same time um austin was outspoken about his christian faith and

00:14:35.280 political views we're told he regularly expressed support for trump telling colleagues as recently

00:14:39.940 as late last year he believed trump was a strong leader which to be fair doesn't necessarily mean

00:14:44.660 you have to support him i mean you could argue that kim jong-un is a strong leader doesn't mean

00:14:49.900 you have to agree with him yeah i mean you could say hitler was charismatic doesn't mean you liked him

00:14:54.300 so i don't know whether that's actually the most resounding evidence but the fact that he was vocal

00:15:02.520 in his support and he spoke to his co-workers about it i can believe that i think that seems feasible

00:15:07.200 and it carries on to say people close to martin um describe him as well-meaning but increasingly

00:15:14.700 frustrated particularly about the economy we're told he often complained that young people need two

00:15:19.300 jobs or roommates to afford moving out uh our sources say he still lived with his parents

00:15:24.140 i mean i mean he's right on that as well

00:15:26.640 did this guy have any bad takes apparently not well this is the problem isn't it when you

00:15:33.600 you you know you you create a society which is basically built to subsidize the elderly at the

00:15:39.500 expense of the young what do you think that's going to happen to them they're going to radicalize

00:15:43.140 themselves aren't they well yeah this is one i'm not saying it's just or anything like that but the

00:15:46.960 anger has to be directed somewhere well people are going to get angry that's a that's a foregone

00:15:52.060 conclusion throughout all of human history people have understood that a sort of misanthropic

00:15:57.640 disenfranchised young population particularly young men um is not a good thing the vikings would

00:16:04.460 send them off to raid and then come back with their wealth so they're established they don't

00:16:08.240 have to upset the social order as much many such examples and at the minute we are sort of creating

00:16:14.440 the perfect conditions to maximize male discontentment with the world we're taking the

00:16:20.380 the group that is historically the most action-prone which is young men and making sure they have

00:16:26.460 absolutely nothing to lose and then one stake in society whatsoever yes smart real smart and then

00:16:33.500 wondering why things are getting all a tad explosive and then on top of that as well you've got all of

00:16:39.180 the stuff around politics in america where everyone's ending like acting like this you know the sky's

00:16:44.740 falling um you know when actually the difference between republicans and democrats is not nearly as large

00:16:51.820 as it possibly could be and a lot of the anger and frustration with one another is basically

00:16:59.000 tantamount to you know supporting a football team it's you know my side against yours when

00:17:04.780 if i'm being honest trump could be a lot more right wing trump could be less like what came before and i

00:17:12.880 think he had a mandate to be given his election results and it's what people wanted and there are lots of

00:17:18.700 people that are disappointed with him and i think that that ties in quite nicely with it that he's

00:17:24.340 someone who's frustrated and disappointed with trump potentially that's my understanding of what this

00:17:29.820 is if this information is to be the epstein files has basically been the sort of canary in the coal

00:17:36.460 mine people have been like so what so why don't you release him then why why like why did it take so

00:17:41.520 long i'm definitely gonna do it definitely gonna do it then oh no it was a hoax oh it's all fake yeah

00:17:47.080 oh it was this oh it was are you still talking about that weirdo it's like come on man like you

00:17:52.780 know what i that's that's real bad i don't understand how trump is playing it so badly

00:17:57.780 i think the only explanation i can think of that explains all of the behavior

00:18:02.840 clearly is that there was an intelligence connection there perhaps to a foreign country

00:18:09.400 and part of the agreement is you don't expose our assets and we share some of our intelligence with you

00:18:16.500 i wonder what i wonder what country oh no no i've i've watched the bbc so i can answer your

00:18:22.300 question it's russia it's the russians oh yes inexplicably they're covering up for the russians

00:18:27.680 definitely the russians doing it it's the russians yes um but yeah i think that people looking at that

00:18:36.420 must think well obviously there's there's some sort of cover-up going on and it could be a cover-up in

00:18:42.140 that all the elites are implicated it could be a cover-up in that the intelligence agencies had

00:18:47.020 their their fingers in the in lots of pies and they don't want to upset it and therefore they

00:18:52.420 want to keep it hush hush there are lots of potential ways none of them are excusable by the

00:18:57.060 way i think that all of this should be transparent i don't think there's really much of a good reason

00:19:01.800 to keep crimes away from the public eye i think people need to see these things and if you if you're

00:19:09.000 meant to resolve the problem you need to expose it to the general population at the very least

00:19:15.560 and so it is sort of like you're trying to engineer discontent by doing this but um

00:19:23.000 and that's what the best explanation we have so far as to why he carried out a laughably inept

00:19:30.320 assassination attempt is because he was annoyed that the epstein files were redacted

00:19:34.720 i guess so we still need some more information it only happened on sunday but um that is the only

00:19:43.460 thing i've really seen to suggest a motive so far doesn't mean it was his motive we'll still have to

00:19:50.260 find out but this is the closest we've got so far because other than that he seems like your standard

00:19:56.160 christian republican 21 year old i mean i just imagine the extraordinary list of hugely improbable

00:20:06.380 events that had to happen in order for your one spark of sentience in this universe to come about

00:20:11.840 and you piss it away on a haphazard assassination attempt when he wasn't even there because you were

00:20:18.100 annoyed at his stance on the epstein files which he had actually released i mean in part he's got further

00:20:25.720 to go but i agree with your point people shouldn't view their own life as so cheap it's you don't

00:20:31.700 throw it away for politics it's not worth it but um the final thing i wanted to mention was that

00:20:38.260 i mean if i was gonna throw my life away i'd at least want to take out i don't know a battleship or

00:20:42.180 something you're gonna be a japanese kamikaze pilot i mean i mean no but how would you do it then

00:20:50.940 i don't know i don't i'm just saying i don't want to set because you want to go out in a blaze of

00:20:57.080 glory you often have those questions don't you it's like would you sleep with a guy for a billion

00:21:00.600 dollars and it's it's like you think oh a billion but and i'm just i'm just trying to set my dan's

00:21:05.860 price i'm just trying to set i'm just trying to set my price here that it can't be less than a

00:21:10.860 battleship can it that's okay so you're saying you've got a barrier of entry i'm not saying we're

00:21:19.500 going to do it i'm just we're just not this sounds like you are a well-fought jewel perhaps i don't

00:21:25.420 know actually yeah jewels got class yeah so the final thing i wanted to mention was that he also

00:21:31.300 tried starting a union at work to push for higher wages but no one signed on and then um yeah maybe

00:21:38.360 that was the thing that he felt like he had no future i've seen a few people speculate maybe

00:21:43.580 because it was so bad that it was a uh i can't say it because of youtube a life-ending attempt via

00:21:50.440 police or uh by cop as people call it youtube will flag it because it has the policy of children

00:21:59.400 for some reason you can't say the s word the life-ending s word oh right yeah i hate that i have

00:22:06.360 the talking euphemism self-deleting yes you know that so there are lots of possible explanations i

00:22:12.360 think the epstein frustration one is the most credible particularly because if we actually look

00:22:17.640 at the um message he sent to a co-worker here's the screenshot i don't know if you've read up on

00:22:23.540 the epstein files but evil is real and unmistakable the best people like you and i can do is use what

00:22:28.880 little influence we have tell other people about what you hear about the epstein files and what the

00:22:33.400 government is doing about it raise awareness i also like that the person replied just hey where

00:22:38.960 are you the following day um you could have started a podcast or something or i know and and this was

00:22:45.520 also a week before the actual assassination attempt as well right so i don't know if this was what was

00:22:52.500 on his mind i think it's pretty fair to say that this was probably the reason he did it but yes that

00:22:58.540 is the summary of it um yes another young man threw away his life for no reason trump wasn't even in

00:23:05.300 mar-a-lago to begin with he was in dc and so he got shot for nothing um but there's a summary of

00:23:11.580 what we know so far i mean imagine being the kamikaze pilot who just barrels into the sea because the

00:23:18.180 ship's still at port and hasn't set out yet i mean you'd feel like a right twat wouldn't you

00:23:22.740 kamikaze pilot that splosh has to get picked up yeah doesn't even die i'm pretty sure that was uh

00:23:30.800 curb your enthusiasm plot line is that he comes across someone who claims their dad was a kami

00:23:35.300 kamikaze pilot that survived and he's like i skipped skimmed the edge of the the ship

00:23:41.240 he's like was he really a kamikaze yeah it doesn't really work uh you're gonna do your

00:23:47.420 comment things oh yeah i forgot about those for some reason um luke says the news talk um talked

00:23:53.560 about he wasn't happy with the epstein files not being released properly and no one has been arrested

00:23:59.000 that is true luke again my tinfoil hat conspiracy theory um this is a great excuse now for trump to

00:24:06.700 start going after democrats who were buddies with epstein and used as an excuse to tone down the

00:24:13.500 rhetoric i could be horribly wrong um i would like to see people arrested even if it's just the

00:24:18.800 democrats at least that's half of them half is better than none i would take a hundred percent

00:24:24.000 though sigil stone says are we taking bets on him having an ssri prescription i'm placing 10 on yes

00:24:30.740 well i mean they're so bad for you aren't they i mean one of the reasons i didn't go into clinical

00:24:37.220 psychology is just the the the medical industrial complex of it of you have a problem with your

00:24:43.920 life your life is terrible here are some drugs that make you feel better well how is that any

00:24:48.960 different drug dealer yeah but they are basically drug dealers these days yeah which also seems to

00:24:53.860 go against the sort of philosophy of psychology to a degree well it's that it's treating the symptoms

00:25:00.520 and not the cause a lot of the time isn't it that's random name says i personally prefer the term

00:25:06.020 uh i don't know why there's a six in there but i didn't understand that one oh i think i think i see

00:25:15.120 what you're trying to do there it's a six but it's meant to be a g if you turn it around and then it's

00:25:20.360 a rude word ah ah sigil stone um we're for black i've seen nothing from trump about the mexico

00:25:28.160 situation um has he made it um statement or is he continuing to be devastatingly weak on domestic

00:25:35.080 security i've got it yes the word yeah i've got it now yeah um yeah i haven't really followed the

00:25:43.000 mexico thing that closely i saw that someone was covering it yesterday on the podcast um but i still

00:25:48.400 haven't watched it yet so i need to catch up on that but i'm pretty sure it'd be an easy win for

00:25:53.100 trump right you want to get rid of mexicans and the mexicans are doing bad things and you just need to

00:25:57.560 say look at what the mexicans are doing do you want them next to you and you say no and then he

00:26:02.060 gets rid of them yeah it's that easy um luke says if the democrats um truly want to help the economy

00:26:09.400 um stop getting in the way of ice and let them deport all the slaves sorry i mean illegals yes they are

00:26:15.340 basically treated like um paid slaves aren't they

00:26:19.060 right let's talk about um the lord mandelson of foy who yet again has come crashing down

00:26:30.820 uh lord himself the dark the dark lord or the dark princess i'm fortunate for foy a place which i

00:26:36.640 think he has no connection to getting dragged down by his bad reputation there yes i is for a nice

00:26:44.780 place i don't know it i don't know it either it's a good name it's a good title for him it's a bit

00:26:49.080 like phase there's something otherworldly about it something bottom of the garden in hollow kind of

00:26:54.120 kind of thing but no um so lord lord mandelson um i won't recap the man's whole life at this point

00:27:00.260 but i did actually over the weekend do um an interview with jay burden good channel he does

00:27:04.520 some great interviews you can tell because he's had me on um but um he doesn't get the views he's

00:27:09.600 deserved so if you want a deep dive into the whole mandelson thing um you know there is there is that

00:27:14.500 there and check out jay why why you're there as well but now is this lord mandelson oh well this

00:27:20.080 morning this this headline read um arrested um for um suspicion and misconduct they've updated it now

00:27:26.660 to uh bailed on release so um there we go we can just watch a few seconds of actually we don't need

00:27:34.640 the sound mandelson turning up at his central london gated unity house do you have any idea how

00:27:45.360 expensive a gated community in london is incredibly he has multiple houses he does yes i mean can't

00:27:55.540 expect the poor boy to you know manage one house um when he is the lord foy of course but yeah so he

00:28:01.680 he has been um finally arrested after i mean andrew got arrested first um i always find that

00:28:08.760 surprising to be honest yes like here's a very clear instance of uh treason actual treason indeed i

00:28:17.480 think it's very interesting that literally the king's brother was a safer target to go after first

00:28:24.900 i think that's very revealing politician as to the true structures of power indeed it's not the 12th

00:28:30.200 century anymore i thought that same thing that he andrew was a safe fool guy and so you know they

00:28:36.920 tested the waters with him maybe you know yes you give mandelson a little slap on the wrist and he'll

00:28:41.640 be back to his usual antics again in a year or two yeah i mean well and and the king clearly hasn't got

00:28:48.640 his brothers back if anything if every public statement he's given has been like um well if you

00:28:55.240 want to go after him you know i'm certainly not going to stand in your way kind of thing

00:28:58.460 well i think uh the monarchy has its own challenges in this day and age doesn't it and i don't think

00:29:05.260 it needs covering for andrew's sordid affairs no uh to add to its list of reasons people are opposed

00:29:12.240 to make makes makes me wonder if if andrew was a bit of a bully that was his big brother when they were

00:29:16.960 little i don't know but um yeah clearly uh clearly um he was a safe target but no mandelson has now been

00:29:24.740 um taken away um we don't know yet whether he's been charged um or warned or arraigned or what

00:29:32.340 whatever it is that he's has happened to him but the the the big wheel of state is finally grinding

00:29:40.300 on him after doing everything in its power including appointing him to one of the most senior roles in

00:29:45.560 government um is is finally going to have to grapple with some of this um i thought i might give you

00:29:52.440 um a little bit of background on mandelson um because i mean i i remember mandelson because i've

00:29:58.460 been a political nerd for a very long time i remember when he looked like this um with the

00:30:03.400 with this kind of slug effect uh mustache thing that he had going on uh this is a documentary it was

00:30:09.880 made about i actually started searching for a different documentary because the reason i pointed out that

00:30:14.300 very expensive house in that very expensive gated community is there was another documentary made

00:30:19.960 a bit before this one i think it was channel four and i remember so clearly one scene but i couldn't

00:30:25.740 find it of him with his mustache and his little gray suit um sort of brownish gray suit and he was in

00:30:34.140 his is in his flat and he was complaining about the damp coming up the walls and the living conditions

00:30:40.940 that he had and how poor he was and about you know what a social justice warrior he was and about how

00:30:45.420 he's going to change things and then after just a few years in government he's buying a multi-million

00:30:50.140 pound house that overlooks hyde park ah and it's like fascinating and and bear in mind that i mean

00:30:57.100 in the early days of of new labor i mean this didn't exist i mean sargon only started in 2013

00:31:02.780 so the media mentioned it and then was just like he's bought a house anyway on to the next thing

00:31:10.940 it's like well how how wait a minute how did he go from there to there there's also the the funny thing

00:31:16.700 of he seemed to have these massive delusions of grandeur in the i saw a documentary of a behind

00:31:21.900 the scenes thing where they were filming new labor at government and he was sat at a desk and he'd eaten

00:31:27.740 a yogurt and then when he'd finished he just held it up without saying anything and one of his aides

00:31:31.660 came and collected it from i mean to be fair and i will come into this um he didn't have really

00:31:40.540 delusions graduate he had he had actual grandeur that's true i mean he was elevated to that point

00:31:46.620 yes i i'll bring you back to this but no let's just play a little bit of uh mandelson um in the early

00:31:53.900 days and and this documentary is basically covering his rise to power and how he got into the labor party

00:32:00.620 and the kind of functions that he produced them and i'm just going to play you a small extra that

00:32:04.540 kind of explains why he became a pivotal force in blairism it's the modern techniques the effective

00:32:11.900 techniques that we've reintroduced to the labor party and which what my job is all about

00:32:18.460 labor's journey away from the left was to be forcibly impressed on journalists if you went along

00:32:24.940 with what peter wants and in the 80s it was primarily the way the party was changing and he used the

00:32:30.780 newspapers as a vehicle to change the the party then you were part of the favored group if he gave

00:32:38.300 someone a briefing and they wrote exactly as he briefed without deviation or contradiction

00:32:45.820 for the next few days uh other editors of other papers would get a call from peter saying i could

00:32:55.020 i draw your attention to the very very accurate and very insightful report by so-and-so in such a paper

00:33:01.500 so this person would have his reputation and sort of lauded throughout fleet street for doing as he was

00:33:07.420 told if you didn't go along with it then you would literally be sent to siberia in terms of getting

00:33:13.580 information peter was watching this broadcast and as it was going on he picked up the phone and rang

00:33:24.540 this guy's editor and so as soon as he came off peter allen itn warworth road contacted headquarters to

00:33:32.380 see how he'd done he had relayed back to him the fact that there had been a complaint about what he said

00:33:37.420 now it was too late to do anything about it because it was a live report but he said that from there on he

00:33:43.020 was always wary he always knew he had to be careful because manderson might be listening and manderson

00:33:47.980 might tell his bosses now there were occasions during the campaign when i felt i had to make a an

00:33:54.940 informal representation to the broadcasters about the treatment of the labour party and the treatment

00:34:01.740 of our campaign in particular news bulletins so you can see he's a bit of a master of the dark arts

00:34:07.980 not journalism journalism no but he he knew how to sort of worm his way into these things to twist

00:34:15.740 the influence so very much i mean you can see his name the the prince of darkness because he used

00:34:22.380 he also liked that nickname as well he reportedly said that he quite liked i think it what was it

00:34:28.860 someone said there was something of the night about him and he said he quite liked that people were saying

00:34:34.300 that about him yes which um you know given his proclivities makes one one well that's why a lot

00:34:42.380 of people he didn't like the other version which is the princess of darkness for given given the

00:34:47.660 proclivities but um but you can kind of see this is the point where politics twists from being um you

00:34:53.500 know stand up give your speeches do your thing resign if you get it wrong to everything is a sort of dark

00:34:59.740 spell about curated everything yes curated and controlled yes manage manage the narrative not

00:35:06.860 the reality well he's he's the the main man behind spin isn't he he's the guy very much so created and

00:35:13.500 and that's why he was the the the real blair holy trinity was was blair himself alistair campbell and

00:35:20.460 then this guy the three of them were the drive i mean they were blairism yeah they're the ones who drove

00:35:25.900 it all in fact i'll play just one more little bit from this uh let me see 48 10 i've got to get to

00:35:32.540 um i'll play just a little bit here because again it just it just shows um

00:35:39.100 why he was so useful to the regime we had the chance to show his mettle as a minister

00:35:45.740 it was a very good choice not only to put him in the cabinet but also

00:35:49.580 given his very good links with british business and the trust they had in him

00:35:53.740 that he should go for that particular job he is an entrepreneur so there you go he what made him

00:36:01.500 valuable were his links to the system the thanks the fact that he was trusted by the system and this

00:36:08.140 is why um they liked him makes one wonder about the implications of his involvement with epstein doesn't

00:36:20.060 it that they're like we we've seen here you're connected to and we like the cut of your jib we

00:36:25.660 want you to be a government minister well yeah because he knew how to speak to people and twist

00:36:30.620 things and and and get people lined up in the background and presumably he had some sort of

00:36:35.820 compromise on him that meant that he could be controlled himself potentially well very possibly

00:36:41.500 i mean it's possible yes i mean there is there is a certain pattern here i mean i i'll go through

00:36:45.820 cv if you like um talk about you know who this chap is so um 1985 he gets the he gets to be the um

00:36:54.460 labour party communications director and that that's some of where we saw him just now um and he any kind

00:37:00.060 of architects the media strategy that goes along with it before um even even campbell came on board

00:37:05.740 so he he's been around since you know the neil kinnick days not just the not just the blairite days he

00:37:10.620 was already there um 1992 he becomes the mp for hartlepool um and never again would he hold such a

00:37:18.780 lowly title um 1997 when uh tony blair won the election he became president of the board of trade

00:37:28.220 and secretary of state for trade and industry so he certainly wasn't going to take on just one

00:37:32.220 department no he had to um they had to smash two things together uh to make it worthy of him now how

00:37:39.340 did that go well he resigned the same year within the year he had resigned and and the reason was

00:37:47.900 uh is because he had taken lots of money from a rich man um explanation for which has never been

00:37:57.340 offered or he probably forgot as well well funnily enough he did yes because that's his most recent

00:38:02.620 one as well i don't know what that's for he took a large amount of money and he bought um his first of

00:38:07.820 his many houses wasn't it nearly 400 000 in 1997 98 money yes so what amount of money to buy a house

00:38:17.820 and if you press that in houses that's that's easily one and a half now yeah easily yeah yeah

00:38:23.740 especially in london in fact in london it would probably be more probably be a couple of million

00:38:27.180 by now yeah say that but london house prices are actually going down at the minute no actually at

00:38:31.500 the moment they are yes yes because it's it's a hellish everyone's moving out yeah yes um which

00:38:39.020 is a shame isn't it but world well quite well london is for third world now but yes um but anyway so no

00:38:46.940 he he took lots of money from a rich man for reasons that have never quite been explained and then forgot

00:38:52.140 all about it and didn't tell anyone including tony blair or the staff or because if if i borrowed 400 000

00:38:59.260 pounds i tend to forget about that as well i mean yes well you just it'd be very convenient about it

00:39:04.620 wouldn't it um i mean every time you walk through your front door that's hardly going to be a reminder

00:39:09.100 that you know you've got you've got something you're supposed to at least mention um so anyway so

00:39:14.620 yeah he managed to last a year um before he had to resign in disgrace or i think he resigned i can't

00:39:21.180 remember he was resigned or sacked he probably he was so close he probably resigned uh rather than

00:39:26.060 actually being sacked anyway so um but because he's because he's still there weaving the dark arts

00:39:32.540 as you do um you can't you can't have a you don't want to have a force like that behind you

00:39:38.540 that that would be very unsettling even if he's on your side you want him in front of you so i

00:39:42.380 wouldn't want peter manderson behind me no well for yes um quite so so anyway a year later he then comes

00:39:51.180 back and he is now um the secretary of state for northern ireland which i mean you might not think

00:39:58.620 much of it now but at the time that was a major major job because there was a civil war going on

00:40:04.780 the last civil war not the next one the last civil war um where people um found themselves um

00:40:12.140 separated by irreconcilable um ethnic considerations um and they just found it was

00:40:20.060 incompatible to live together and so it evolved into civil war anyway we've learned all the lessons

00:40:25.340 about that again no we wouldn't we would never make that mistake again not not in this country

00:40:29.820 not after no religious conflict eradicate no sectarianism i mean we went through basically

00:40:34.620 a 30 or 40 year civil war so we're hardly going to immediately repeat that mistake are we so

00:40:40.140 anyway so he becomes northern ireland secretary and um how does that go well this time he makes

00:40:45.580 it two years two years he makes it doubled his you know office that's pretty good i mean you you

00:40:52.460 learn by doing don't you so so clearly he was and and this time he had to resign because um

00:40:58.380 a um a very rich man he'd done a favor for he likes really rich men no he does doesn't he

00:41:05.100 yes um he arranged a passport for someone called

00:41:10.460 would you like me to read it yes please uh sir rich and hinduja so rich and i mean it is actually

00:41:18.540 just s richard isn't it rich and hinduja hinduja hinduja so anyway um very rich man asked him to do

00:41:24.780 something and he did it um so yeah anyway he's gone um a couple of years go by and he's still you know

00:41:31.900 there weaving his dark arts and stuff i presume that in this the early days people were thinking

00:41:37.740 well he's into the dark arts you know if yes if you work in the dark you're gonna get some stuff in

00:41:44.940 return right so a little bit of dirt on you in return makes some sense yes and i mean and you

00:41:51.500 know no i'm i'm not going to say anything libelous but you know i would just mention this is the stuff

00:41:56.380 that we know about that's perfectly reasonable to say this is the stuff that came to light

00:42:03.420 i'm sure there's probably more to it yes and and quite frankly if you're um let me see if you're

00:42:10.460 capable of forgetting a large house being bought for you in central london it's it's it's very possible

00:42:17.020 the reason you're able to forget that is because actually there's quite a lot going on um i'll leave

00:42:24.220 out of that for now anyway so a few more years um in the in the wilderness and then he comes back as

00:42:30.300 um european commissioner now that at the time was an incredibly senior position because the eu ranked

00:42:39.100 above parliament and it was run by the commission so to be an eu commissioner is i mean it's

00:42:48.540 at least parallel with the prime minister it's like being in the politburo in the soviet yes

00:42:54.540 yes quite right um and and and he actually managed to um not get um sacked or resign in disgrace from

00:43:02.860 that one before moving on to secretary of state uh for business enterprise and regulatory reform again

00:43:08.620 they started smushing things together for him to to make it up to his standard um and and and then he

00:43:14.220 became um a life peer he was created the um the baron of foy um how the people of foy managed without

00:43:25.020 a baron for that time i don't know but they got one um and then anyway uh and then not so long ago

00:43:30.540 in late uh december 2024 he then came back as a uh uk ambassador to the united states now the reason that is

00:43:39.340 um so interesting is because as a u.s ambassador you are privy to the basically the highest level

00:43:48.860 of security clearance you know stuff that even cabinet ministers don't know i mean again you're

00:43:54.300 on a par with the prime minister at this level because the u.s president can call you into a

00:43:58.540 meeting and you need to know exactly what is going on on a military and intelligence level so

00:44:03.660 it's an extremely senior position um and again once again um he got him trouble by being a bit too

00:44:10.380 close to a rich man um as we know um to the point of so i mean we've got a pattern here haven't we and

00:44:16.140 the pattern is um he keeps getting a bit too close to people who are a bit too wealthy and doing them

00:44:22.940 favors um and um you know i'm sure you've seen this one i mean we've covered it i mean i'll just skim

00:44:30.620 it over here um lots of stuff between mandelson and jeffrey epstein when he was in as i've

00:44:38.780 established he was in very senior roles um here we go this this is this is this is probably the key

00:44:45.100 one so this is 2010 i mean europe is is absolutely breaking apart at this point financially and a

00:44:54.300 enormous um bailout has been arranged 500 billion i mean this is i mean you you you shouldn't have to

00:45:02.380 be a financial person to understand the advantage that knowing when a 500 billion or the fact that

00:45:09.180 a 500 billion euro bailout is going to land what that could do for you if you're if you're in the

00:45:14.220 market um and um yeah i mean he he walked straight out of the cabinet meeting and immediately sent that

00:45:22.060 now again i'll just refer you to my earlier point um and when you can see the reply here are you at

00:45:28.700 home i mean epstein understands in this instance that actually this is one of those conversations

00:45:33.660 you have on the phone you don't have by email yeah so even epstein was a bit and epstein is all over

00:45:39.820 the place and incriminating himself all over the place on email but even epstein realized oh bloody hell

00:45:45.420 well peter um you know this this is one that we we do by telephone and again it comes back to that

00:45:51.420 point i make earlier this is the stuff that we know about what the and the real action happens by

00:45:57.660 telephone and at least epstein has the discipline to try and enforce a little bit of that so god knows

00:46:04.620 what he did but i mean this this one email alone that is that is treason that is a moment of crisis

00:46:10.220 for the british government and he gave crucial information to an enemy of the state yeah because

00:46:20.220 here you can see epstein saying sources tell me and then that there's going to be a bailout and then

00:46:26.620 mandelson tells him it's to be announced tonight so he's giving him exactly the information you need

00:46:31.740 to be able to yep act in the market to capitalize on that which is by definition insider trading right yeah i

00:46:38.940 mean there's lots of other stuff in here as well um yeah again giving away price sensitive information

00:46:45.580 i mean i mean there's just a whole bunch of it um oh yeah conversation presumably this is jamie

00:46:51.500 diamond he's talking about yeah jp morgan um so i mean he's just leaking information to a to a hostile

00:46:59.660 actor repeatedly this to my mind this is i know it's not the technical legal definition of treason but

00:47:07.740 i regard this as as clearly the treason should cover this and i they abolished that as well

00:47:14.860 they abolished the trees well uh a a powerful figure in the blair government one of the first things i

00:47:19.980 did was remove the death penalty from treason so treason is still on the book but it's been narrowed

00:47:24.620 and the death penalty has been taken away from it we don't know which of the uh powerful figures in

00:47:30.380 the blair government pushed for that but uh it certainly worked out for one of them

00:47:34.060 mm-hmm um coincidentally isn't it yes and again you know just just just whole whole batches of

00:47:40.140 this show us that picture again please scroll oh yes this is the one of i'm not allowed to say who

00:47:46.220 lots of people think that is um i'll at least scroll up so that his pants aren't visible so there you go

00:47:51.980 that that's not too bad i mean i've seen the unredacted version of her face and i still didn't know who it

00:47:57.260 was oh there's an unredacted version i think so unless my memory is you always wonder because ai can

00:48:04.460 do wonders these days so i'm pretty certain there is an unredacted one okay that is interesting um

00:48:09.580 but now you mentioned earlier that he has delusions of grandeur um maybe aspirations is a better way of

00:48:15.980 putting it no no i'm i'm gonna go with actual grandeur should i should i read for the audience his his

00:48:21.020 his actual title um because he kept on accumulating these these these levels as he went he kept on

00:48:27.900 leveling up and at his at his peak and and by the way and this is this is a single point in time i'm

00:48:33.820 not reading his list of titles over his entire career i'm picking one particular point in time

00:48:39.820 and his title was the right honorable peter benjamin mandelson baron mandelson of foy in the county

00:48:47.180 of harrishire member of her majesty's most honorable privy council first secretary of state lord

00:48:53.020 president of the council secretary of state for business innovations and skills president of her

00:48:57.900 majesty's most honorable board of trade and minister of crown serving in her majesty's government without

00:49:02.940 portfolio in the cabinet office also it's worth mentioning minister without portfolio basically

00:49:08.940 means that you're yes whatever you want yeah the person who the prime minister just says you

00:49:14.140 know do your own thing you're just a net good for me yeah says a lot doesn't it um yes very um very

00:49:22.460 much indeed and look for me this is not really a um a story about you know one man's arrest this is a

00:49:32.140 story but this is this is how the british state actually works you know this is this is the crucial

00:49:37.820 thing um you know policy is routinely done by influence channels and it's done through influence

00:49:46.700 channels by individuals who owe each other a series of favors and rely on each other's discretion and

00:49:53.820 are able to position themselves in order to gain maximum leverage out of it that is how our state

00:50:00.060 actually actually works um he was appointed us ambassador despite all of this being known

00:50:09.260 so the system clearly did not regard this as a showstopper in any way i think the scandal

00:50:16.860 wasn't that he'd done these things the scandal was uh to keir starmer at least

00:50:22.220 him getting found out yes i think yes the reason in that everyone's so critical of starmer for

00:50:30.700 appointing him is that this information was publicly available even the intelligence services were saying

00:50:35.900 are you sure about this to him and he said yes well yes he's the guy and that's i mean that's quite

00:50:42.700 revealing for starmer isn't it it's like one terrible judgment or two what does what did mandelson have on

00:50:49.100 starmer but i i'm not sure that it was just a terrible judgment what it was it was a calculation

00:50:56.220 and the calculation was yes he's exposed but we don't know to the extent that everybody else in

00:51:03.420 that system is also exposed he's more beneficial the exposure was judged worth the risk because of

00:51:09.340 his network connections and that's my point this is this is how the state actually works that's what

00:51:14.300 that's why this is revealing it is i mean this is this is elite networks made real uh shown to you

00:51:21.420 it shows you how you know in crisis it crystallizes around people and their network connections and

00:51:26.460 their series of obligations to each other um so yeah in dali um and and i did promise i did have one

00:51:32.380 extra link have we got time have i got two minutes or one more source yeah go on because i because i wanted

00:51:37.100 to try and make this as authoritative as possible so i wanted to go to a high the the highest standard

00:51:43.580 of journalism that i know how to find the ministry of truth no it's bbc pigeon um unfortunately they

00:51:51.020 haven't updated it yet no nobody has has managed to why is this no nobody spending money on this nobody

00:51:58.780 has managed to dumb it down enough uh uh for bbc pigeon but uh there's just a couple of extracts from

00:52:05.260 from the earlier part of his story of andrew being arrested um which i would like to read to you

00:52:11.180 that photo by the way is just unbelievable yes presumably he thought he was hiding from the press

00:52:17.740 somehow forgetting that they have telescopic lenses and they can go through the front as well

00:52:22.300 um police they search royal lodge as dem released andrew mountbatten's windsor under investigation

00:52:29.420 um andrew turns 66 on thursday did they dem arrest them and then and then they got binks is on the

00:52:38.460 all of a sudden and then they got a lovely quote from the king oh uh did king way dim bound tell him

00:52:45.420 no dear rest in advance release statements say the law must take its course um turn into a dalek for a

00:52:54.140 second there um the understanding naysay d prince of uh prince and princess of wales support remarks um

00:53:02.220 yeah i like how it goes from somewhat standard english yes complete nonsense um and and why do they

00:53:10.300 leave in words like confidential but they have to replace that's what i mean but have to replace the

00:53:15.820 with d um anyway uh i just thought i i wanted to have the uh the bbc pigeon article on the mandelson

00:53:22.940 and rest but this is as close as i could get so uh there you go all right um oh good i've only got one

00:53:30.780 chat um shabos baron mandelson of goy i mean that should have been there we go oh i love it all right

00:53:45.820 we're gonna oh cheers there we go cool all right i just wanted to talk about

00:53:53.660 politicians being massive hypocrites to be honest so not just focused on no way they are

00:53:58.700 nigel farage yeah i know i know it's like state the obvious but you know we get so many black pills

00:54:04.780 this is it's not even really a white pill because some of this stuff will really annoy you

00:54:09.260 i can't really annoy you but people who annoy you it's kind of like the bare-faced lies and the

00:54:14.780 bare-faced hypocrisy like really really you're doing that so i thought this was actually one

00:54:20.380 of the funniest ones to pull up first so um this wasn't even going to be on this when i was sort

00:54:25.500 of constructing this as a segment but lots of people oh is that nate almost age reviews chap he's

00:54:31.340 he's a handsome fellow with a great new tie anyway um so a lot of people would have seen this restore

00:54:37.980 britain um sign up if you haven't already um i have myself uh post which is a fantastic one we won't

00:54:44.940 play a lot of it but just a little bit if the government oh sorry music probably will be demonetized

00:54:53.340 um but you can kind of just see the vibe here as they sort of draw out they they you know pull out

00:54:59.740 zoom out zoom out oh it's a tv it's an old tv oh yeah and and it's brilliant basically it's uh we could

00:55:06.780 have just done that as the segment it's all nigel fry just flip-flopping like a fish out of water

00:55:12.140 right uh and then you're gonna love the zoom ready and then nigel fry posted this

00:55:20.140 oh what is that what direct response no consistency is key yeah that's like a direct rebuttal to but

00:55:28.300 yeah but it's all about is there a battle of the zoomer edits non-eu migration if you have no

00:55:36.460 control over eu migration we're saying let's freeze immigration so no more immigration no more

00:55:42.620 immigration until we sort out the mess of who's here calais and these areas are acting as a funnel

00:55:47.820 for large-scale illegal so i mean i just thought this is funny because it's i just thought it's really

00:55:54.860 really funny just to point out straight away but we'll play a little bit actually of this because

00:55:57.820 you can hear how just mental it is the money live streamed covered properly by mainstream media

00:56:03.100 will you have the statutory powers that will be granted to you through a public inquiry no i won't

00:56:06.700 have the statutory powers but i tell you what i think this would garner such massive public support

00:56:12.700 but anybody that's asked to appear that didn't appear uh would look terrible there's no point

00:56:16.940 me holding an inquiry into this that's him saying i'll do the we'll do the rape gang of a great great

00:56:22.620 gang inquiry great gangs um but i can't possibly do it so yeah so that's that's the sort of hypocrisy

00:56:29.660 contradictions i just thought that was a really good example straight away just how mental this

00:56:33.820 guy is it's a good analogy for him a a turn switch tv from the yeah yeah the 1960s yeah yeah so there's

00:56:42.620 that um so there was this nobody voted for the boris wave community note just doing absolute wonders

00:56:52.300 there five out of the eight current reform mps were conservatives uh under the boris johnson government

00:56:58.620 and some voted for johnson's immigration policies it's like yeah well their natural home is reform uk

00:57:03.020 then there are more former conservatives uh in parliament under reforms banner now than actual

00:57:09.820 reform elected mps aren't there as far as i'm probably going to continue as well which one isn't

00:57:15.340 i mean farage himself um well he tried to get in the tories didn't he yes yeah and he's only there

00:57:22.140 because he couldn't get him yeah yeah who's who's the other the original intake um low was in there

00:57:30.940 he's now gone obviously tice tice always wanted to be a tory though he did but they wouldn't give him

00:57:38.060 a seat it was like james guy who's an independent no he's gone but mcmurdoch you mean yeah yeah he's

00:57:43.260 no longer a former mp that's what i mean independent they chucked him out yeah but he was there so

00:57:46.620 though i don't think there is anyone now there was one other person poaching no lee but lee was

00:57:53.420 lee was a tory he was a tory and laborers we're trying to think of some somebody who is a reform

00:57:58.540 mp who hasn't been a tory oh none yeah that's what i'm saying yeah no literally none yeah yeah i think

00:58:04.700 there might be one i'm just gonna look it up oh okay well anyway well this is deepest law at this

00:58:09.340 point yes but you can just sort of see the sort of contradictions the hypocrisies that are coming out

00:58:14.220 here and these are quite they're still pretty major like the inquiry that rupert lowe held

00:58:20.620 that's major yeah you know promising that he was going to do it and then just not doing it

00:58:25.260 you know nigel frage that's that's disgusting right and getting getting a already bankrupt

00:58:30.860 not only that um you've got all of the rhetoric i couldn't find it but the rhetoric that he had

00:58:35.820 surrounding axel rudica barnage remember this i've got something i'm gonna let you just it'll

00:58:40.460 frankly it'll take everyone down and crickets mate nothing happened also i remember i looked it up

00:58:46.300 and there are no current uh reform mps other than nigel farage and tice um who wanted to be

00:58:55.020 conservatives they wanted to be concerned um who haven't been members of the tories so they're

00:59:00.140 blue in their blood basically um and then we started to we started getting stuff like this

00:59:05.500 so he recently took a little trip to the uh maldives we took a little trip to the maldives to

00:59:16.700 um go and look at uh chagos islands now i didn't include the clips because we all know what he's been

00:59:24.460 saying um what was what was his commentary about being welsh i remember that yeah i i got i got no

00:59:31.740 because i i hammered on the podcast for a couple of weeks we got to ask farage to define um an

00:59:36.860 englishman and what actually happened is a journalist asked him to define a welshman because he was in

00:59:41.340 wales and his answer was somebody who's lived in wales for five years and and hasn't committed crime

00:59:46.860 yes so if if a welshman who you know has unbroken ancestry from wales for thousands of years but they

00:59:53.900 commit a crime then they if they committed a crime four years ago they are less welsh than somebody

00:59:58.220 from eritrea who's been there for six years precisely don't question the logic and more

01:00:04.300 recently farage came out anyone remember what he said about uh being english just vibes oh yes

01:00:12.540 basically uh it's what you feel like yes we can be um what's the term transnational now or

01:00:20.060 but isn't that exact and this comes back to why i originally pushed him to be asked this question

01:00:24.300 it's his whole thing with with trans women was you can't just be what you feel like yes no but you

01:00:31.020 can if if it's an ethnicity so it's a gender no ethnicity is a feeling well english isn't an

01:00:38.860 ethnicity according to him one would imagine basically i suppose he wouldn't however

01:00:43.900 it is when you're the chagossians oh it is for them it is for them ethnicity outside of the british

01:00:54.380 isles just not within it an emotional moment for the chagossians as they visit the graves of their

01:00:59.580 forebears these people deserve a future what are presumably a homeland as well night presumably a

01:01:04.540 homeland is that why you're there mate is that why you're on chagos now i don't i don't disagree

01:01:10.620 yes but same same energy here nige so so the the majority of the tragosians don't actually live in

01:01:16.620 jagos nope they're a lot of london they're all expelled they're all right basically and a lot of

01:01:21.660 them have been living in london for more than five years yeah so surely they're english now they're not

01:01:27.580 chagossians no also i don't know they they might not feel like it they only came to the islands yeah

01:01:34.300 they only came to the islands after we turned up and took them when we got there um they were uninhabited

01:01:39.420 as far as i was aware i could be misremembering that but yeah if they have a right to the land

01:01:45.580 having moved there after the british empire took over then how do we not have a right having been

01:01:51.420 here for thousands of years yeah exactly you can start to see the sort of layers of hypocrisy this

01:01:57.660 is this is i mean again this is not like there's no brainer with all politicians basically they all spew

01:02:02.380 absolute nonsense and they can't have a consistent logic because they're all trying to please different

01:02:06.780 factions and different client classes that's why all of their logic is just so inconsistent

01:02:11.580 from policy to policy well the problem with anything that's that seeks mass appeal is that

01:02:16.620 yeah i mean you'll know this doing film reviews that anything that seeks mass appeal has no substance

01:02:21.980 because yeah if you have if you stand for something if if you're representing something

01:02:26.940 then that can put people off therefore it doesn't have mass appeal which is why things that are popular

01:02:32.060 are usually pretty bad yeah yeah yeah to a degree like to hit a four quadrant movie that is actually

01:02:37.580 pretty decent is is actually quite difficult to do it's very rare isn't it yeah super mario brothers

01:02:43.100 was a four quadrant movie they're just saying what is a four quadrant super mario what what what are

01:02:48.060 these four quadrants oh like all four demographics there were four demographics well in movie terms like old

01:02:54.700 young men women yeah basically effectively okay yeah so to hit that is actually quite difficult to do

01:03:02.220 because to please squabbling squabbling anyway point is so this is all nigel farage's massive rampant hypocrisy

01:03:09.580 um but this is every single politician every single politician would you like to see uh one of the most

01:03:16.860 funny also not examples of this yeah of course yeah let's go um we're familiar with uh hannah spencer

01:03:29.340 aren't we from the green party wasn't she the plumber who's running for yeah well she she's actually

01:03:34.620 got a 1.2 million pound real estate portfolio oh does she do her own plumbing on it uh no she does pretend

01:03:40.780 to be at work whilst in one of her own houses though really yeah as in she's pretending to be

01:03:47.500 doing a job yeah but she's all her photo op she's at her house interesting yeah she charging that that

01:03:53.980 could be fraud well so it's important it's important to know actually green party policy

01:03:59.340 is to end private letting and she herself presumably because she's based in manchester

01:04:05.900 if she's got a property empire 1.2 million that's going to buy a lot two or three houses maybe yeah

01:04:12.620 at least oh it gets way worse it gets way worse i saved the most egregious and most comical one

01:04:18.540 to last to be honest like everyone knows nigel is a moron and a massive hypocrite everyone knows this

01:04:23.660 everyone knows he contradicts himself left right and center because he has no actual strength of

01:04:27.660 conviction so nigel if you're watching this mate maybe grow some stones grow a pair and have like a dead

01:04:33.260 set thing that you you know you agree on right rather than flip-flopping like a fish um but this

01:04:39.340 is very very funny this is genuinely very funny but also really awful so hannah spencer 34 has amassed a

01:04:47.020 1.2 million pound property empire uh and offers tips on how to rip off first-time home owners

01:04:53.420 flipping properties and also to intimidate buyers she didn't strike me as very intimidating to be honest no

01:04:59.580 no no she lulls you into a false sense of security with her that's where she gets you and then she

01:05:04.700 takes away your u-bends and then you can't go to the toilet it's not so much her it's it's the small

01:05:10.540 army of bearded macheted men behind her that carries into him well she was boasting on mum's net

01:05:17.420 i know she uses mum's net yeah well she looks the sort doesn't she urging sellers to avoid first-time

01:05:22.780 buyers because they are usually gifted money from a family member who make sure they're getting a good deal

01:05:30.540 ah so because says the woman that bought her first house at 24 when her mum helped her buy it

01:05:38.860 that's a little bit i'm still renting i'm 30 years old typical lefty oh this is quintessential

01:05:47.100 champagne socialist so uh miss spencer the greens candidate for manchester uh has also criticized

01:05:53.980 second homeowners for hoarding properties and accused struggling landlords of pulling a woe is

01:05:59.020 me act uh but miss spencer appears to be a second homeowner if it's 1.2 million in mattresses she's

01:06:06.700 almost certainly a third homeowner so maybe that's why she's picking on on people who only own two

01:06:12.460 well well picking on the little guy there yeah two homes the second house she bought uh was worth 736

01:06:19.340 000 right okay which in manchester that would be a pretty house be better than my house that's for

01:06:25.340 sure yeah buy me uh so she advises others on how to squeeze more cash out of people uh in one case

01:06:33.340 where her buyers knew that they were paying too much she threatened them with selling to another buyer

01:06:40.060 until they found the money the face of a scumbag i really hate this woman now

01:06:48.300 oh she even she even refers to those who hike offers in increments as stingy and more likely to

01:06:54.460 haggle have you seen the political ad that she's just put out in urdu yes it's a i hate it yes misspelt

01:07:02.540 february and the constituency she's running i'm surprised you didn't include it actually because

01:07:07.260 it is the most radicalizing thing you ever say it's it's just an advert i didn't know how i'd be

01:07:11.820 able to work it into this it's just an advert entirely in urdu apart from i think a little bit

01:07:17.740 when she speaks yeah yeah it's mad and it's just like the the green party they are speed running civil

01:07:23.500 war they're just going to say yeah we're making this whole situation utterly intractable you know

01:07:28.860 it's not about losing an election anymore it's about losing your country yeah and they are just going

01:07:33.260 straight for it yeah well i don't know if samson could pull that up in the background we could

01:07:37.580 probably get that going on here as well um i'll find it the the urdu uh green urdu green campaign

01:07:46.940 video oh so in another extraordinary post she admits discriminating against those who need to borrow more

01:07:54.620 to meet her asking price this is a this is a i mean what are we doing here what are we doing guys

01:08:00.540 isn't that polanski's entire economic model is to borrow as much money as possible that he doesn't

01:08:05.500 have very much so by her standards she's going to be like no no no we're not having you as prime

01:08:11.340 minister you're borrowing money uh and then so she goes the banks are getting warier by the day

01:08:17.740 she said adding she wouldn't accept an offer from anyone needing to borrow more unless i absolutely had to

01:08:23.580 the urdo the urdo thing is in studio one samson brilliant uh so i sure she endorses second homes

01:08:33.900 as an investment which is again as we've established here what's the only way you can

01:08:38.620 grow money in this economy really other than maybe crypto and some tech stocks yep yeah you just got to

01:08:45.180 attach yourself to the debasement of currency and just find something that runs a bit faster

01:08:48.700 mm-hmm yeah there's not it's not like blade working for it it's gonna work it's mad it's

01:08:53.020 absolutely mad can we samson get that video up now dude please he's got it

01:09:01.100 yeah but prepare to be radicalized people oh not again

01:09:06.220 gogerton and denton aak zulm siyaasaddan jit saktahe agar hum reform ko roknay ke liye green ko vote

01:09:12.380 na de merenam hannah spencer hai me green party ki umidva hu dokaamdar sifai

01:09:18.620 karni waale drivers maai yeh hum hai joh is laakay ko chalate hai

01:09:23.820 lekin siyaasaddan humare liye kama nahi kar rahe

01:09:28.620 bills barteja rahe hai kirai hame gharo se nikal rahe

01:09:31.660 and we should gear starma with moody to try and get the pakistani vote

01:09:36.140 we want to get the pakistani vote

01:09:36.860 we want to deport the people who are living here for years and who are living here

01:09:41.020 and who are born abroad they want to put more tax on them

01:09:44.140 we want to give Islamophobia to the air

01:09:45.900 and we want to put our protection in danger

01:09:50.220 but there is another way to become a green mp

01:09:52.380 i am standing here because i know that i am doing

01:09:55.740 who is doing this

01:09:57.260 mjhe maloom hai mahnat karke rozi kamaana kya hota hai

01:10:00.060 aur taakat aur lalaj ko jawaabde banana ghi

01:10:02.300 26 februari ko hume apne vote

01:10:04.380 greens ke picheh muttahid karni ho na

01:10:06.140 many of you are still wondering if we've been colonized

01:10:08.380 mein apne tamam hamsaayou ke liye lardungi

01:10:10.620 rent caps ke liye, kam bills ke liye

01:10:12.940 aur saaf sutri galiyon ke liye

01:10:14.540 gorton aur denton hum sab ne mil kar binaya hai

01:10:17.180 aur hum sab ka yaha hak hai

01:10:21.420 what a weird that

01:10:23.980 wow

01:10:24.780 i swear weird-looking middle-class women are going to be the death of us

01:10:28.620 entire civilization pretty much hate it also like that was so obvious

01:10:34.380 like just we're going to pander to the pakistanis as much as we possibly can

01:10:38.380 we're going to release it in erdu and show keir starmer next to modi who

01:10:42.540 obviously pakistanis don't like because he's indian um

01:10:47.580 and and all of the things for some reason uh bannon was in there i don't know what

01:10:52.540 he's got to do with gorton and denton saying that they're yeah anyone that votes

01:10:56.380 the only the only argument i can make for her is that the politics in this country is divided

01:11:02.780 into two groups those who are picked aside and those who are trying to split the difference

01:11:07.100 and the tories labor liberal democrats and reform uk are all in the trying to split the difference

01:11:13.820 there's only two parties that are picked aside

01:11:16.140 one is rupert lowe who has picked us yeah the natives and greens who have picked the pakistanis

01:11:22.940 so at least the at least i can say for she's picked aside yeah it fits quite neatly each party has its

01:11:28.940 own sort of religious group or ethno religious group reform has the sikhs the conservatives have

01:11:35.020 the hindoos um especially with rishi sunak um labor labor perhaps you know is very favorable to israel

01:11:43.980 so maybe they've got a large jewish vote although it's not very large population however they're still

01:11:49.820 battling for the islamic vote with the greens which the greens at the minute i think yeah you

01:11:54.300 probably don't want to run the jewish vote alongside the the muslim vote well that's what

01:11:58.700 labor have been trying to do yeah it probably won't work i don't know maybe they'll storm the

01:12:02.780 next election on the basis of that i don't know mental um so there was another thing here which

01:12:07.900 just talks about her work as a plumber yeah so miss spencer posts on instagram about being at work

01:12:15.500 uh but the background shows one of her homes she even says she's heading home

01:12:22.140 but she was already at one of her homes right uh in another post she says she's looking for

01:12:27.980 reforms matt goodwin posting with site gear complete with work gloves

01:12:32.780 but she was at one of her houses why would matt goodwin be in your house

01:12:39.580 outside of the constituency she doesn't one of doesn't actually live in in the constituency either

01:12:44.700 one of her houses yeah one of them yeah oh okay i mean this is mad another one she said when you're

01:12:50.940 a plumber and zach p is making sure it's not your taxes going up but her million pounds plus of assets

01:12:58.540 would also be targeted i don't know how she can't understand what what does she think is going

01:13:03.660 to happen to little girls who look like her when she was 12 if her politics wins well probably stuff

01:13:09.420 like this she later said uh in a video shot at her detached house uh that she would need to sell shots

01:13:15.500 of her feet online to afford new tools they're probably dear lord i mean i don't know she's mad

01:13:23.100 she's in cuckoo land isn't she i mean i've i've did a ginger feet special in some way that you can charge

01:13:29.500 for how does that work you think about getting into the industry i don't know but but you can actually

01:13:37.660 make money doing that i hope not what's only fans i guess is the the implication yeah but you can have

01:13:45.820 the proper naughty bits on on new fans not you don't i don't know i'm not a i would imagine it

01:13:51.260 would be a way way of getting the money without necessarily committing to the the bit so to speak

01:13:58.300 okay okay so basically in short hopefully we can illustrate which we all know anyway but this is my

01:14:06.060 sort of white pill funny ha ha ha moment is that um politicians are scumbags they contradict themselves

01:14:13.100 pretty much all the time they have no strength of conviction because they are trying to please

01:14:17.660 constant constantly different demographics different client classes which is why my um

01:14:24.780 nate's new britannia part if i ruled the the country was one of my first decrees was to destroy

01:14:30.940 all client classes because i hate you all and you're destroying my politics and my country uh and

01:14:37.660 you shouldn't be here um so basically if you want to go to a party with conviction that would be restore

01:14:44.140 britain i'd go do it there you go

01:14:50.060 you fancy any of those common to common things yeah why not low-balling us but but fine that's

01:14:58.540 fine sigil stone says i think i like the chagos people their minister told kia to get effed and

01:15:03.500 trump can use diego garcia however he likes yeah my bit's not against the chagos people like i actually

01:15:08.460 do think sure like crack on like i'm i'm fine with them i mean most of the islands not a military base

01:15:14.140 anyway so yeah on like the other side of the island living in huts who cares yeah i just don't

01:15:19.580 like the contradiction hang on a minute you might have missed one you might have missed one

01:15:24.380 yeah i did yeah what now that there's a base party in britain the country can have what it

01:15:29.420 desperately needs dan tub mp chancellor of the extractor is that really what you want to be reading

01:15:34.540 i don't actually want to be chancellor i'd rather be energy secretary okay great but still good

01:15:39.420 thought sir um fantastic uh we got that's a random name when we win we need to institute a

01:15:48.300 caste system and put people like actors and politicians at the very bottom

01:15:52.300 that's very true i hadn't thought of a caste system well we almost had that fairly recently

01:15:59.340 hey you don't know that you know you don't remember this no there was that judicial system

01:16:03.740 that was going to bring in place and it was specifically natives at the bottom yeah there you go

01:16:08.060 now jogging your memory and but it was it was stopped at the last minute it was quite literally

01:16:12.620 going to implement a caste system in into law i mean i'm all for you know established hierarchies

01:16:19.180 but i want them to be natural yeah i want them to be in favor of of strength and and competence i

01:16:27.100 i have seen a caste system thing it went around on twitter for ages a while ago the one with the blue

01:16:32.140 eyes and and the basically based on the color of your eyes you've got to be like a general or

01:16:36.940 philosopher or have you got what so if you've got good blue eyes yes oh yes someone wow hazel eyes

01:16:43.500 i reject this no no sorry true-blooded kelp at the bottom of the pile so somebody will know what

01:16:49.580 your color eyes are rarer than yours i've got i've got eastern european ancient viking in me

01:16:54.060 i mean i've got some burn that out there dane and norwegian that's what yeah yeah

01:17:01.580 eastern european but never mind don't hold it against me um are we getting to video comments

01:17:06.860 now is that what we're doing do we have any video comments mr sampson no all right well we

01:17:11.900 do we do look it we'll do website comments then um okay that'll be me uh wield and wake says really

01:17:21.420 strange how all these young guys who were real quiet and from conservative families suddenly

01:17:25.580 get activated and do this i wonder if he was in a gifted children's program and drank the pink drink

01:17:33.580 i knew stuff like this would come about in that people are speculating because of the similarities

01:17:38.060 between all of the assassins basically it is a bit weird but then also if if i were to sort of

01:17:45.900 design a demographic profile of someone who would conduct a political assassination they all

01:17:50.860 sort of meet it and so i'm i'm not yet willing to accept the more conspiratorially minded explanations

01:17:59.420 until confronted with more evidence of it i mean let's put it i'm a hard empiricist the other way

01:18:04.540 around right i like evidence i like i like to know for certain most of the time i just say well we don't

01:18:09.820 know there's some evidence suggesting multiple different things you know we need more okay but but

01:18:15.020 let's turn it around the other way right let's say that aoc becomes a president

01:18:18.860 and there were four assassination attempts on her and all four of them are former lotuses as

01:18:23.660 presenters right do you think the secret service would hang on a minute that that's worth looking

01:18:30.140 at but when it's blackrock commercials it's like yeah whatever yeah but do you really think that a

01:18:37.580 blackrock ad they're going to be like say you're really good in the ad have you tried becoming an

01:18:42.940 assassin yeah but like i say just run it the other way around i think questions would be asked i mean

01:18:48.460 there are certainly questions but i just don't know definitively right i've got a very high threshold

01:18:53.820 to to believe something to be true michael says questions um i'm on your side down

01:18:59.740 there's no sides dan's highest dan's highest level of baseness revealed as he points out

01:19:08.540 that his assassin looked low t yeah you want you want height mind you i did a brokenomics on assassins

01:19:15.820 a while back and and they're all skinny little spiteful mutants i mean going about like hundreds of

01:19:20.860 years in fact the probably the the ones that went after thomas beckett are probably the last

01:19:25.980 low t assassins that i could think of the knights i think to be an assassin it's sort of low t anyway

01:19:34.220 isn't it yes you want to be a warrior yeah i mean we've got to remember where the word comes from

01:19:38.780 it isn't it like hashashin which is from like syria yes all very feminine you want to march towards

01:19:45.660 the enemy and say defend yourself sir if you don't duel them in fair combat you're not a man it still

01:19:50.700 was at dawn cumbrian kulak says trump has been compromised for a long time his very powerful

01:19:55.820 and wealthy donors same fna religious group as epstein are wanting to maintain their control over

01:20:02.140 their puppet i can't read that um bring on thomas massey um he's better than jd vance um charlie kirk

01:20:11.100 was golem who became a liability blimey you make me read a lot of things here uh very legit questions

01:20:17.100 about the shooting i don't know about that um you walked right into that i mean

01:20:27.580 we we need to see more evidence that's a random name says i learned of the assassination attempt

01:20:33.420 from twitter was hoping you guys would cover it since nobody else seems to yeah it's lucky that

01:20:38.380 you're in today because i would have covered it because i didn't know i didn't know it existed

01:20:41.740 it's all new to me i found out about it on twitter as well to be honest well done elon

01:20:48.380 and uh you must fish deeper than the rest of us

01:20:52.380 yeah well i'm a deep sea trawler yes i'm a chinese industrial fishing fleet me um and also park cornish

01:20:59.980 so thus only three percent though for some reason even though i i'm my main group is devon which is

01:21:05.500 right next to it yes we didn't cross the river tamar apparently um richard says it sounds like this

01:21:11.580 kid was just a moron who got brainwashed by people like dave smith and candace owens who keep

01:21:16.220 claiming that trump is definitely an epstein collaborator and is covering it all up because

01:21:20.060 he's definitely guilty yeah it doesn't have to mean that trump's in with epstein it could just mean

01:21:25.500 that he's doing it for the intelligence agencies as we touched on um there are lots of other reasons

01:21:30.860 he could be dragging his feet um other than that although it's still possible right we don't know

01:21:36.380 i mean that's a fair point about candace i mean i only ever see clips of hers and

01:21:41.020 i used to quite like it but she has gone a little bit well isn't she one of my favorite

01:21:46.140 things to point out is that in the united states black people are diagnosed with schizophrenia at

01:21:52.300 2.5 times the rate of white people and i think that there's a good case study in her like she's

01:21:58.540 saying like charlie kirk was it sorry same here it is it's the same across uh the entire world yeah um

01:22:07.020 but she's talking about like charlie kirk came and visited me in his dreams he's an astral

01:22:11.660 projector and lights would flicker when she actually said this stuff yeah time traveler time traveling

01:22:17.260 alien so i heard that but i just assumed it must have been a malicious quote out of context no no she's

01:22:22.940 she's properly saying that yeah right yeah it's weird i i don't really understand how you can say that

01:22:30.300 publicly and people are like yeah that's who i want to financially support although she doesn't need it

01:22:35.420 she's married to a billionaire isn't she i wonder what he's thinking now

01:22:44.620 he should have listened that's all i'm saying

01:22:49.580 oh you want to be yeah i'm done we want to be um

01:22:54.540 um jimbo g says mandelson probably knows way too much truly face punishment i will imagine he would

01:23:00.220 have had lots of assurances there's a reason they kept welcoming back into the fray for three decades

01:23:05.820 it's probably way worse than anyone thinks yes wow like i said he's there aren't that many people

01:23:12.700 who can do the dark arts and that's kind of why um uh what's his name um the the guy that was running

01:23:20.060 starmer's government sweeney sweeney mean morgan that's the one yes that's yes morgan mcsweeney um dark

01:23:27.980 arts of necroromancy yes exactly well it's important to get this stuff right because if

01:23:33.580 if you don't have somebody who knows how to do it they're going to draw the pentagram wrong they're

01:23:37.420 going to put the candles in the wrong place and then that poor kid is going to be let out of the

01:23:41.260 basement for nothing that's they're going to summon the wrong demon yeah yeah um

01:23:49.020 george hab i can't shake the feeling that andrew and mandelson are four guys while most of the big

01:23:54.060 fish will remain untouched has anyone uh from the us being prosecuted yet yeah what's going on with

01:24:00.220 the us because we had like we had like again on we had like two guys mentioned and both of them

01:24:06.460 have been arrested and in the us they got people literally talking about child sacrifice and

01:24:12.940 prostitution jerky yeah and and and their response is like oh well i wonder what's unique

01:24:20.060 about the us's geopolitical context and bondi was asked yes and she and she was like oh but it

01:24:27.020 dismantle everything and just move on or something good oh no i was thinking of the bit where she was

01:24:31.900 asked about this about yeah don't you think maybe it's a little bit of a problem that the world is run

01:24:36.220 by uh an international ethnic network of child sacrifice sacrificing um satanists and she was like yeah but

01:24:43.740 the dow is over 5000 i couldn't believe what i was hearing when that happened yes that woman

01:24:51.980 mental what the hell is she thinking anyway um cumbrian kulak says uh he that he he does not

01:24:57.980 he's not a fan of jack straw uh because he said some nasty things about my ethnic group the english um

01:25:04.700 um yes and um oh here we go we've got we've got a michael dribelis or dribelbis whatever it is

01:25:13.340 um mandelson sounds like something from a monty python skit he used to do things for them sir judge

01:25:20.780 what kind of things lawyer oh i should have read this before i started reading it out okay anyway moving

01:25:26.700 on uh from mine we've got man man of kent reform recruitment have you ever wanted to be a tory and

01:25:34.700 failed are you a tory and see the end of the political gravy train then join reform and keep

01:25:39.900 the tory s show rolling for a new generation they're a joke aim high vote low aim high vote low they all

01:25:48.220 must go i like that addition there yep it's true though oh yeah or millions must go

01:25:56.700 aim high vote low endorsed by the lotuses uh uh ewan baker in a real britain we would have bbc cockney

01:26:10.300 that's true yeah i mean they should be forced to speak english like the rest of us awesome wouldn't

01:26:16.300 it bbc cockney yeah it'll be in run i got them on the got got them on the dog and bone yeah he's in

01:26:23.100 the dog and bone having a having a i don't know as being from the opposite side of the country to

01:26:29.420 london i've never really understood why you would want to say something in such a convoluted way

01:26:34.700 um it not that i don't find cockney rhyming slang funny but it's a weird thing to have a convention

01:26:43.260 on like so just saying things to rhyme with the word you actually mean

01:26:51.580 just give it a rest having a glass of the most ping-pong tiddly they had or something i don't

01:26:55.980 know something like that good effort lucas mustache says nothing is more destructive to western

01:27:02.220 civilization than leftist women's hunger for rancid halal meat she's probably a vegetarian so

01:27:07.740 she probably is bilbo bagains says are you sure this advert in urdu will help us save the environment

01:27:16.060 environment yeah the green party man don't care about the environment so i didn't see them comment

01:27:21.420 at all about the oxford massive fly tipping situation i mean they must have noticed that

01:27:27.020 every time they they succeed in their ethnic replacement that the environment goes to shit

01:27:32.060 they don't care they're not exactly going to be talking about how desertification is islamic

01:27:38.620 conquest now are they uh dudley douchebag says the times 2030 why hannah spencer is a scumbag politician

01:27:47.580 with unkempt hair and why that's a good thing but the headline is only in urdu since english is a

01:27:52.700 dead language don't say that there's a terrible pun that i think you need to read in the honorable mentions

01:27:59.900 dan that's that's yeah that's that's one's just for you mate oh hang on let me let me just click

01:28:05.580 the button and a legend that is hector rex and technically all vampires are necromancers oh i didn't

01:28:12.460 think of that yes clever there's a space between neck and romancer well now yeah okay i'm a little

01:28:19.740 bit dyslexic and now i see it yeah i i had double counted the ro i give you that it it honestly makes

01:28:27.740 a lot more sense now i have for years been wondering about that and just thinking

01:28:32.860 what we've blown your mind the the etymology of the term necromancer is just necro meaning dead

01:28:38.620 and mansor meaning like sorcery it's not like you're taking a zombie on a date i i wish somebody

01:28:45.100 could have told me this 35 years ago because it would have saved me a lot of sitting there watching

01:28:49.740 films thinking oh my god but when when's it gonna you know yeah day of the dead when when they're gonna

01:28:55.980 start kissing and it's just like oh i know what's coming next and i don't want to see it and then it

01:29:00.780 never happened it's like oh thank good they didn't they didn't show it anyway um did we run out of time

01:29:08.380 i think so are we are we done are we getting paid for this now could we go away yep okay right bye

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - February 24, 2026

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1361

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