The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1380
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Summary
Join the Lotus Eaters as they discuss the continued expansion of the state, the banning of a teacher who wrote a post about migrants, and the failure of the Saturday Night Live UK edition of the show. We also discuss the latest in the Trump/Russia saga, and whether or not he's actually serious about negotiating with the Iranians.
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Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for Monday,
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the 23rd of March, 2026. Yes, it's Monday. I'm joined by Nate and I'm joined by Ferris.
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And today we're going to be talking about how the mission of the state is going to continue,
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whether you like it or not. It doesn't matter what you vote for. It doesn't matter what you
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ask for. It doesn't matter how unpopular everything that they do is. You're guessing
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it's whether you like it or not. Then we're going to be talking about how Saturday Night Live UK
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edition has been a massive flop and actually i'm starting to feel kind of bad for them to be honest
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i know i wouldn't go that far yeah i know but i i the more i was researching into it i was like
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oh no uh and then we're going to talk about how things are going to get so much worse and your
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energy bills are going to get so much higher uh so you know enjoy that but before we begin
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of course we have the live event on 11th of april it's selling very well and it's going to be very
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good uh so get your tickets now it's in swindon and uh look forward to that and after the show
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at 3 p.m we have realpolitik live is it live with faris so uh what are we talking about here
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talking about whether or not trump actually is serious about negotiating with the iranians
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and um you know what are some of the consequences if he doesn't well i mean it's the art of the
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deal, isn't it? No, not this time. Not this time. Is it not? Interesting. Okay, so join us at 3pm
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on the website for that. And anyway, let's begin. All right, well, I wanted to talk about the
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state's mission, their propaganda machine, their globalist utopia, whatever you want to call it.
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They're on rails and we can't deviate from it no matter what. It is an impossibility,
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or it's seemingly an impossibility you are going to be paying for it through your taxes though
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oh yeah massively another inevitability there yeah massively and this all stemmed actually from
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this and another example i'm going to give you um but this is quite a shocking
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shocking turn of events darlington PE teacher was banned from teaching for life what for life
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for life can appeal in two years but we'll discuss that um over small boat posts and it's actually
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way worse than just banned right okay so of who banned him what what did he say about the small
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boats really not that bad at all to be honest so let's have a look so
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he teacher who wrote deploy the navy in response to a social media post about illegal migrant so
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he didn't say illegal migrant invaders it was a post about illegal migrant invaders he said deploy
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the navy has been barred from the classroom after an official investigation the illegal migrant
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invaders is a literally correct description of what happens when they get on boats and break
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into our country it's definitionally correct correct yeah and deploying the navy is a actually
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very commonly held opinion it's a sensible position to hold when you're being people break
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into your country why do you have a navy yeah if not to defend us from the sea yeah it's it's quite
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mad so the individual in question is a samuel everett who taught at one horton academy in
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darlington co durham uh and he was found guilty again of unacceptable conduct by a panel of the
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teaching regulation agency after a hearing which ended last month so that was so he's not allowed
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it was found that he wrote deploy the navy we've covered already in response to a post saying
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more boats filled with illegal migrant invaders are approaching our shores every day only britain
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first would stop the boats and deport all illegal migrants now that's why this has been done well
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this is this is actually where it gets it's way more sinister than just that is it it gets way
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it's actually really really really sinister so there was a panel okay there's a panel uh sort
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of a review panel which reviewed it and discussed his conduct they said that the britain first was
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widely known as a far-right organization i mean they're not really okay they're not that bad i
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guess so it doesn't matter what our opinion on britain first is it is fairly true that widely
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known as a far-right organization that is the common opinion of britain true but the indication
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here raising that is the state and the educational institution has one political allegiance and
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that's the only allowable political allegiance yes so it's you're guilty of wrong political
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leanings yeah i mean which is insane that's mad it is but britain first have been prescribed in
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the common culture and say no you're just not allowed like i saw um who was it the other day
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it was jacob rees mogg he was being he was on a an interview i think with um i can't remember who
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it was actually um but it wasn't uh it wasn't someone i was too familiar with i think but he
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he said well there's no further right position than tommy robinson and the the the person in
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was like um no they're way further right and he was like no no no but this is the point in the
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common parlance Tommy Robinson in the mainstream mind occupies the most far-right position Britain
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first occupied the most far-right position even though there's a gulf of difference between just
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those two organizations those people so yeah very very true yeah so the panel concluded they said
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the post to which Mr Everett was replying used the word and invaders which was relevant to the
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context of Mr Everett's reply to the effect that the navy should be deployed yeah but that's
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What, the massively disproportionate levels of sexual assault
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that are being done by illegal immigrants who break into the country?
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in the context of the word invaders was offensive oh so it was offensive to the invaders was it
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i mean what what are we doing yes there's literally it's offensive to the invaders yeah
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uh well it was offensive because it implied advocating the use of military force against
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unarmed people in small boats yeah well how do you know they're unarmed for starters we actually
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don't know that true but that also doesn't mean just bombing them or shooting them it can mean
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and literally catching them and just sending them back.
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Which actually Australia did that, didn't they?
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So he also posted, just get rid of the lot of them.
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I mean, but he's saying, if they hate the country.
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I know, yeah, it's radical, isn't it, to be like,
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well, if you don't like the country, you shouldn't be here.
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Something like two-thirds of the people in all of the country think this.
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It's literally one of the most well-attested political opinions in this country.
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And I'm saying the state for a very clear reason here, actually,
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And so that was in a response to a comment which said,
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we have imported many more who hate the country.
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The only way we survive is through patriotism and understanding our history.
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He sounds like somebody who might have read Tolkien at some point.
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The only way the country survives is by knowing its own history and liking itself.
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These are normal, baseline opinions that the majority of the country hold,
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so it continues further right there was another of his posts that said completely agree if you
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don't respect our laws culture and way of life you should leave and goose stepping as he said
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this or something because again that's the most boomer coded like centrist patriot position
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that is possible to have i mean kia starmer would probably say that well i mean he said worse didn't
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he yeah exactly yeah but this is this is probably the sort of thing that kia starmer would say
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So this is actually where it gets really sinister.
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which was part of the Education Village Academy Trust
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after someone raised concerns about his post on X.
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The panel said he was guilty, but they recommended that Mr. Everett be allowed to continue teaching,
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given his remorse and a successful placement in another school.
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Oh, that's so... I hate it. That's so pathetic, isn't it?
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He's had to sit there and go, no, no, really, I'm actually in favour of my country being invaded.
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No, we shouldn't like ourselves, and we shouldn't know our own history.
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The panel was overruled by Mark Cavey on behalf of the Secretary of State for Education.
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right so the government literally interceded yeah to get this guy fired and banned for teaching
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from yeah literally that is mad isn't it mad that is so you've got your normal due process with a
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panel in the education system but no no don't don't worry about that we're not gonna we don't
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accept that ruling actually but this is the explicit stated position of shabana mahoud
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like literally we will stop the boats we'll smash the gang stop the boat we insist on integration
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We insist on integration, we insist on following the rules,
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being part of the community and all this sort of stuff.
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This is the explicit stated position of the Labour government.
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Stores should say that they were going to make him a spad
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That is the way to counter this and demoralise these extremists.
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When I said it gets more sinister, I mean, how sinister can you get,
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We recommend, well, ruled, sorry, not recommend.
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We ruled that he should be barred from teaching for life.
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Holding the government's opinion on the small boats.
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And just holding a normal, milquetoast opinion.
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If the government was like a radical left-wing government,
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that was like, no, every migrant will replace every Briton
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But this is the government's own opinion on this.
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Yeah, it is. It's truly insane. So Mr. KV found, quote, in this case, and while noting the evidence of insight and remorse found by the panel, I have placed considerable weight on the seriousness of the misconduct that it has found, which included a teacher engaging in offensive dialogue on a public social media platform, thereby demonstrating a lack of tolerance and a lack of respect for the rights and beliefs of others.
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sorry sorry so he doesn't he doesn't want to tolerate in being invaded he doesn't tolerate
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breaking the law and he doesn't respect invaders no no but he the the he's not tolerating they're
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breaking the law yeah and tolerating the lack of respect for the rights and beliefs of others
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they believe they have a right to break our laws and he doesn't tolerate that yeah this is sinister
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it is actually same yeah also as if he's committed a crime where's the crime he hasn't been charged
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with anything right so no nothing what is going on yeah this is insane you see what i mean we're
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on rails yeah and we will not deviate from this no matter what i mean we're going to restore
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britain we'll win but this is this is the machine in action genuinely i've never seen i mean there's
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been lots of examples but this to me was a really clear-cut example of the machine the globalist
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entity just in action we're on this train you will not get off but the fact that they're like
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right you can't even apply a appeal for two years now yeah what's he supposed to do for two years
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i mean the whole point is destroy his career right yeah that's not moralizing not just his
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career i'm sure he's got a mortgage to pay for yes like this is destroying his life yeah
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and so he said further i've i've also placed considerable weight on the negative impact of
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this behavior and the reputation of the profession well so the reputation of old teachers must be
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that they are woke retards massively left-wing right because it's you you can't associate with
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anything right-wing you think of the train of events you can't associate shibana mahoud can't
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associate with right-wing politics so like britain first for instance you can't associate with
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a normal position shibana mahoud's a position an opinion
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this is mad it's insane it's almost speechless like it it's crazy but it's so interesting how
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it's about persecuting the plebeians to keep them in their place yeah that's what this is
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this is no no no you will never speak about this or else we will ruin your life
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and we quite literally quite literally ruin your life you haven't committed a crime he would have
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studied for what like five six years something like this quite a high amount of time but the
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point is he hasn't committed a crime he's not in violation of the law he is professing the
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government's own stated opinion which is we need to stop illegals breaking into the country
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and somehow this is now and again look what he's been fought for demonstrating a lack of tolerance
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and a lack of respect for the rights and beliefs of others oh no as in you are not allowed to have
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a contrary opinion to people who are breaking into the country illegally this is insane yeah
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And you always think you're over the horizon of madness, right?
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You think, right, it can't get any more mental than this.
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And now it's just like you can't have a career in teaching.
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But the state actually intervened in the standard process.
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How is this something the government is paying attention to?
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I have also noted the panel's findings that Mr. Everett's behavior was deliberate
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it and that there was no evidence he was acting under duress in my judgment the panel has in
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making its recommendation that a prohibition order should not be imposed failed to give sufficient
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weight to these factors so they're like no you're wrong i'm right mad that's genuinely mad it's
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disgusting it's actually disgusting and look at it from a broader context as well the the teaching
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profession is short-staffed running low they're like nope no no no no no he's one we can do without
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regardless don't worry about it yep that's fine what did he do well no crime no nothing illegal
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no and yet the state will intervene in this but need i remind everyone about batley grammar school
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yeah and the poor chap that is still in hiding i mean this is genuinely like political crimes
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things are not on the statue this is very soviet you know now it's you're in a virtual gulag where
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you you don't have a profession anymore so good luck and especially in this economy i'm sure
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It's consigning someone to oblivion, basically,
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for having done nothing other than counter-signal the party,
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just signaling what the party actually believes,
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And then another great example, just by coincidence,
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actually came out today um friend of the podcast uh lewis brackpool posted this and i was like what
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is this for the sake of copyright we're not going to watch it but it's um the bbc show i saw this
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come up in my timeline too well they're actually insane they're portraying journalists who ask for
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freedom of information requests from the home office uh are essentially extremists or side by
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side one step removed from being essential terrorists and then as i understand it that
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character goes on to try and shoot a kid in a small boat that's crossing across oh my thing
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no no it's genuinely mad i don't know if it's like in the replies here but that's that's a meme
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but uh i saw like other clips from it where the the same guy is like eyeing up with a sniper scope
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on there are children in the boats crossing the channel amazing that's unusual yeah exactly very
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yeah when does that and it's just like what are we what also the fact they the bbc which is
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thanks to lewis's work we know from his foi request does work directly with the government
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yeah so we know that they're hand in hand already and so then they they decide oh hey whoa
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this guy's a nuisance to the home office we'll portray him in in a drama as an extremist and
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that's the thing the guy's he's been a real nuisance to the home office like oh no the holy
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home office yeah oh no good it's like what if i had my way i'd dissolve the home office i mean
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yeah but again it's just a perfectly indicative of no you're a nuisance i'm going to try and
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destroy who you are the system knows it's got no legal claim against you in fact the legal claim
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is the freedom of information request okay so what can we do well we can try and pollute the
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public mind against this person yeah the normies for following what we implemented i think it was
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And that's the thing which he said was his greatest regret.
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It's like, well, okay, does the system actually want transparency?
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And the thing is, the state would have, if they could,
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have done the same to Lewis like they did with a teacher.
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So they utilise another arm of power, another asset they have,
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and so they can destroy, attempt to, it won't work,
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attempt to destroy the public's view of individuals that do such work or just do that instead it's
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like how deeply deeply sinister on the plus side it does also go show the insecurity of the state
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yes the reason that it is doing these things is not just accidental or coincidental it's because
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it feels threatened by the fact there are so many now citizen activists journalists people who are
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awake to the situation that it's like okay well we're gonna have to start propagandizing the
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normies we're gonna have to start punishing PE teachers whatever it was when they and even if
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they've done nothing wrong we're going to get the government to intercede in the most trivial of
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cases so okay that that's you grasping for control it's that is that is you wishing that you had all
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of this locked down and you clearly don't the the clock is ticking this is going to end yeah it's
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that phrase isn't it like it lashes out as it cries in pain or something well yeah i mean that's
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basically what the state's that's the government for yeah uh and then just some honorable mentions
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continuing to do whatever it wishes, regardless.
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Do you remember when Priti Patel ordered police
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I mean, theoretically, yes, but we're not going to.
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Why are you recording anything if it's not a crime?
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non-crime means not your business yeah because you are the police it's your job to enforce the
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laws if it's not a crime you have no business there what are we doing here folks it can only
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mean political crime right it can only mean against the regime i mean presumably if you are
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you know recorded as one of those whenever they do your vetting for various positions within the
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government that's it you have been found guilty of a hate crime you are no longer eligible to work
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that there are departments that will be binned and wholesale replaced,
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and the Department of Work and Pensions, and now education.
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The Muslim network. You need to reverse DEI it.
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but just reconstituting a new institution would probably be easier.
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because shouldn't vote low mean if we want to win?
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And Elon has apparently already helped Mr. Everett
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And since he's been counseled for what he's posted on X,
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so you may uh actually may not be aware that saturday night live the very long running and
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well frankly kind of failing uh late night um and i don't know is it political i suppose it
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is political everything's supposed to be political comedy yeah yeah the political comedy show uh in
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america that nobody watches uh has been imported to britain for nobody to watch it here which is
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really weird and the first episode debuted over the weekend and i haven't actually watched it
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because i don't have a sky tv subscription i don't no i don't have a tv license i don't know exactly
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i don't either like i don't know anyone does um but there are lots of clips on social media that
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i did watch and after cringe you know picking myself up out of the cringe i thought we'd talk
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about it but before we begin we have a live event on the 11th of april in swindon it's going to be
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Brilliant. All of the hosts are going to be there, and it's going to be great fun.
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A link up in the description. We will see you there.
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And so I thought we'd talk about this in the context of de-Yankification.
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De-Yankification is one of those phrases that's going around the British political left,
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which is highly ironic given how phenomenally Yankified the British political left is.
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now everything they think originates in a left-wing intersectional social justice activist space
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yeah it begins in harvard university they don't know the entire world view they don't know this
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because they are all and i i mean this in the literal medical sense retarded like they are all
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literally missing parts of their brain and they don't understand the de-anchification didn't begin
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with donald trump uh but anyway you've got here my jimmy the giant as a prime example then you've
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got uh i mean look at this right look this is such the case for de-amplification is building
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what do you think this flag is where do you think pronouns in your bio came from like everything
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you will have read as a trans feminist researcher will have come from an american the fact that you
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can even be that yeah exactly American import the fact that you know look at the the gay pride flag
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the trans flag these are all American imports the fact that you think of yourself as being
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in favor of immigration is itself an American import immigration is yankification you brain
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alerts anyway the melting pot the whole diversity exactly we've always been a nation of immigrants
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all this sort of it's all yankification you are the most yankified people on the internet
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and it's kind of embarrassing to watch i mean like this thing with jimmy the giant he's uh
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wearing his baseball cap and t-shirt being like we need de-yankification now you wear a baseball
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cap and t-shirt anyway moving on this was a broadcast to honestly no one's anticipation
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frankly um the new york institution is making its way across the pond okay can we return to
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that conversation about de-yangtification now please i actually am really interested in having
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that conversation because nobody wanted this and nobody and we know this from the numbers actually
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but we'll get back into that in a second anyway so it was hosted by uh tina fey i mean i'm i'm
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna force you to watch some of this.
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Now we just need to figure out a way to let everyone know
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How can we possibly communicate that to people?
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Nanny is here with everything you need for a practically perfect...
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I've got everything you need for your first ever SNL UK.
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Oh, a crown, in case you guys want to do royal stuff.
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Did she really toss the crown to an African woman?
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Could they have any more of a lack of charisma?
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if you walked up to the average person on the street in Britain
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I didn't actually know who Tina Fey was either.
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The guy closing his eyes and going, I think that's...
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So apparently Tina Fey is an American comedian
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who has won a bunch of, like, awards for being an American comedian
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that was a parody of Keir Starmer's government.
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and David Lammy is the intelligent straight man.
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I think I watched this yesterday, and I was like, what?
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which, to be fair, is probably not that easy in itself, right?
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But this, like, again, was just very dire.
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while we may not agree with everything America does,
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and embrace their wonderful, unproblematic culture.
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god look at so much i know like this like we're going to embrace the wonderful unproblematic
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culture it's like oh god i just i just don't i don't know why this exists why are you doing
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this segment yeah i know but it's like why are you guys pretending to be like americans it's so
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embarrassing i mean there's the question of you know the the the problem there's a problem
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inherent with parodying Keir Starmer which is that he's such himself a personal charisma vacuum
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yeah he sucks the charisma of anything that he's doing so like if you've got an extended
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skit with Keir Starmer it's like okay now I have to listen to the guy putting on the Keir Starmer
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voice it's like oh god you know anyway he's done something like release the sausages or like a
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quick yeah yeah yeah yeah sure I guess release the sausages was actually funny yeah like from
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a comedic standpoint but it's so terrible this entire thing it is and uh even tom harwood was
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like why are they calling it gen z because they will play this clip in fact as well we were worried
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you'd lose your nerve so we've taken steps to help you gain unfounded confidence mr prime minister
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meet your gen z advisor at luke whoopee what's up stomsie what the hell is that it's what aging
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millennials think is funny so i don't think anyone wow there's there's loads of this there's loads
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of this here's his uh a guy talking about b in fact i'm going to skip this he's talking about
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bts using a bunch of like weird zoomer lingo and the joke is oh it's a bts oh yeah exactly right
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who is this actually for yeah exactly who ended audience exactly uh then you've got uh this one
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this this this premise is that the uh every time you go to you know you load up a web page on your
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phone you go to press it but because the css hadn't loaded properly and it moves slightly
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you press something else well there's a team behind that function or something and they're
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there to just ruin your internet browsing experience slightly it's like okay that's
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that's brilliant that's absolutely who are the writers on this yeah that's a terrible idea for
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Yeah. And then you've got them being like, ha, ha, ha.
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Isn't it funny that Dubai's under fire and influencers are getting bombed?
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the cost of chartering a private jet has risen so high
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that many influencers have been struggling to flee.
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at least they'll be easy to identify by their dental records.
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I don't understand why we've tried to import this humour.
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What's he trying to do with a facial expression?
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I think it's like a nod and a wink to the camera.
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Well, you're not an American millennial, right?
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But anyway, they also had a band called Wet Leg playing.
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who's this band called wet leg i mean what a horrible name for anything right like wet leg
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sounds like a dog that's sort of been disabled slightly a little bit but i i so i didn't know
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who they were so i looked up the wikipedia page and i was like okay i'll look up their their chart
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hits peak chart positions they played a song called catch these fists which peaked at 99 in
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the uk chart oh wow they so why they managed to get someone that good then they're really
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prestigious but you'll notice they they did fairly well in america going to like number two
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so they've imported a british band who have done all right in america to play on the uk is this
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is this one of those things where yankification they've made it quote unquote for the uk audiences
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but actually it's uk snl for american audiences kind of it looks that way that's so strange why
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would you go to that go to those lengths because snl is completely dead in stateside now everyone
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hates it so have they just gone right we'll make it a british version under the guise that it's
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actually for brits but actually it's for americans because that seems to be what they've done it kind
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of that it is i mean they played this song called catch these fists which is embarrassing and then
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mange tout which didn't even chart mostly so it's just like okay that's mange too oh well whoever i
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don't know i don't care right sweet pointy type thing but who's who is this for oh yeah no yeah
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like americans it's got to be for americans right it's it's for americans so it's like okay why are
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we why are we not actually um like why are we not thinking in these terms my fellow left-wingers
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online who want the de-yankification of britain oh you only want it when it happens on the right
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and pretty damning responses from The Independent,
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which is the outlet that you think would be most sympathetic to it.
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So the show divides viewers, which is a very kind way of saying,
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All 12 of these people had Ukraine flags in their bios.
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While many viewers acknowledged they hadn't loved every sketch.
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They praised the new and refreshing material the show brought to UK Strings.
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This is a rehash of an ancient American Saturday program.
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Stop being funny after Norm MacDonald left or something?
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Yes, but I love they call it, it's new and refreshing.
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Is it literally a rehash of a failed American show?
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Like, this is the least new and refreshing thing you can imagine.
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And the idea of sort of trying to recreate Mary Poppins.
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But also, do you think that young people in Britain in 2026 know who Mary Poppins is?
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you see some kids walking along with their face mask or whatever.
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It is absolutely for Americans because they would know.
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So they're like, oh, the quaint little British version,
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yes uh and so anyway we found found this uh gq article uh in advance of it right so this this
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this show was years in the making and employs 350 people and it's so oh my god it's a great
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load of effort to make something that bad so many too many cooks in the kitchen i assume is the issue
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here right and remember this was written before this was premiered right so they say there has
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been plenty of negative speculation about his chances in the wrong hands it could be a cringy
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disaster an all-timer of a comedy culture clash but if it works yeah big if there it'll represent
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the best opportunity for british comedy in a generation it's not 2014 it's not 2014 this
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isn't going to work so they have uh they they start they they um this took place in the west
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london uh sorry london's television center right now they this is described as quote a
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vibe-less office room as in it is just pale walls desks and comedy writers right uh that's the best
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environment for comedy right there's a 20 strong team of writers in this quote vibe-less office
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in the london television 20 people made something that bad and not once someone went well guys
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this isn't gonna land but that's the point isn't it the these are people for whom this is comedy
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right so anyway i was uh enjoying this but the thing i couldn't help but notice and when you
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look about look at the um the thing right like for example i'll skip ahead about it on this so
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you can just see the sort of scale of the sets and stuff right so they've got quite a lot of sets so
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you've got to think okay a fair amount of money has been put into this yeah actually and if you've
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got 350 people working on that that's millions and millions and millions and millions of pounds
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Who, do we know the production company that made it?
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Representatives from Sky have declined to reveal
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that's what you want that is brilliant so that's comedy gold he should have said that exactly right
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he should have put that in the show it's not that the show isn't funny it's only funny
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in the second or third order readings of it right but that's that's mad imagine me like yeah i don't
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know what the budget is it's bound to be millions and everyone expects it to be bad you know and
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it's just like right okay so uh i suppose the proof of the pudding is in eating uh now obviously
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sky is a private company yeah it's not the bbc so they can't just make these kind of one thing
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that i found really interesting as well like this seems to be in the sort of 2018 2017 we are going
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to burn money for social justice yeah of entertainment right now that's something sky
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haven't really done that much because they like i said they're a private company and they need to
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make money they're not the bbc they can't just burn taxpayer money and know that they're gonna
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have a job tomorrow right and so for sky this is about audience share what share of the potential
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audience can you get how many people are tuning in well it turns out that it was uh 226 000 viewers
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yeah that's not great we get more than that on a segment on this channel
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a good segment on this channel uh it's not great at all three point we don't have 350 people
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yeah yeah yeah yeah this doesn't cost millions and we don't have 350 people working for us
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don't have 20 writers uh so that is a 3.2 percent of sky's audience share at that time period
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what what time did it actually um 10 p.m on saturday night 10 p.m okay yeah 3.2 percent
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according to uh overnight figures so what what has gone so catastrophically wrong here right
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because i mean look at this set this set is an expensive set very american yeah very american
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but is that the american set or is that the british set that's the british set that's the
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british set yeah that would have cost hundreds of thousands yes right this this is a really
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expensive mistake this guy is making so what is happening well what they're trying to do
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Brits kind of like things to look a bit crap, right?
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there's always a bit of a sort of nod and a wink.
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Actually, the production values are not as important
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as they are in america um but also what it's trying to do is recover an era of television
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that has just passed right this was this was the sort of thing that would have done very well in
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the 1990s yes right this is the sort of thing that would have done very well in previous eras
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this is not something that does well now because frankly no one is watching tv yeah that's true
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and the humor is in no way outside of the circumscribed morality of the establishment
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this is progressive modern liberal humor which is why you have tina fey there doing
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why you have david lammy being clever which is why you have david lammy being clever etc etc
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and so you can't do anything transgressive or boundary pushing with your comedy which is what
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comedy is best for i mean if they really wanted to make something funny they'd have the black guy
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in a wig and a dress playing diane abbott with like two left shoes on but you would that would
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be funny that would be funny yeah that would land with british that would be funny that would be
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actually hilarious but no you've got him playing a jumped up intelligent version of lammy which
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no one believes my suspension of disbelief cannot stretch that far i'm sorry like it just doesn't
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work and no it's the uh the the the theme of the keir starmer segment was oh keir starmer's too
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weak to say no to trump it's like okay but he did he did exactly he had actually done that
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But he actually did do this, and David Lammy's smart, which, okay, ridiculous.
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So they're staying well within the morality of the establishment.
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They can't do anything particularly interesting.
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And so the question was, well, who was this even appealing to?
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And I found this article here where they, oh, strong launch for SNL UK audience,
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I mean, the first episode of a thing, after all the advertising,
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look at like the rings of power premieres would get the most views because this is going to go
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like way down yeah um as they say it's a good figure for sky it's 3.2 percent of all viewers
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at the time it that sounds awful like sorry i'm sorry but the thing is they've got a really
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interesting point uh down here right the u.s version of saturday night live is actually a
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good benchmark as in oh well how well does that do in britain as in how popular is that and then
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maybe actually if there's an audience there you make something to to expand or fill that audience
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no as you can see it gets 4.3 million viewers in america which is not nothing despite going out
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11 30 p.m but only around 5 000 viewers on sky comedy here why would you see that and go we need
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a british version you know what the british public want saturday night live even though they've got
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it and they don't watch it and they this is absolutely for americans then it has to be right
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like who whose idea was this that is mad it would make sense if what millions of pounds that is
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insane that is actually insane and who did you get you got tina fey and wet leg like
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5 000 viewers for the american one and someone some einstein at sky was like you know what we're
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gonna do yeah grit version yeah 200 000 viewers unless there's a massive tax break or something
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but i just don't understand that is actually insane and and the thing is right even uh you
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know the guardian's like well it could have been a lot worse oh no they're like oh it didn't fail
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it's like you want to bet you sure about that yeah you sure it didn't fail i mean look at this
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impressions of kissed armor sketches about dodgy kins skincare products and some god-awful
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performances aside all that aside the inaugural episode's ambition was refreshing to see oh my
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god that is this is the mother of all participation awards it could not be any more damned with faint
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praise exactly it is so brutal and that's the guardian being like look this is for us right
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we're the target audience for this yes we know we're the target audience for this they don't
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like it and yeah exactly it could have been a lot worse the thing is the thing about these reviews
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because i um on my own channel i sometimes review i look at like first reviews because i find it
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really interesting to see like who's shilling and you know whether whether it's an honest gauge
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and you can always tell like there's people that have uh media access and they're like right
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i know i need to toe the line here so i need i need to say as much as i can but i also need to
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be as honest as i can without losing all my credibility on both sides of this aisle right
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that's what that is yes i mean mad literally in the in the article the only quote i pulled out of
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it was it could have been a lot lot worse and it could have been a lot better and someone in the
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soup chatted in it's like britain had far funnier snl style shows uh for 45 years ago not the nine
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o'clock news there was uh there was another one as well where ricky gervais got his big break
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i remember being a teenager and watching it and basically ricky gervais come out for like
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five minutes and just have like a politically incorrect rant which was funny yeah and that
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was where he got like his big liftoff on it i can't remember what it was called and he had
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what was the one with the guy with the glasses the toothbrush don't forget your toothbrush
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i don't know i'm pretty sure it's don't forget your toothbrush we've had i mean and that's
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another weird thing as well it's like why are we importing american comedy we export
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I think that's why I firmly believe this is actually for Americans.
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The thing is, it's not being broadcast on American TV yet.
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But because it's contemporary politics, it doesn't age.
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So it's not like, you know, old episodes of Mr. Bean.
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So anyway, do you want to know who did like it, though?
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And honestly, right, I hate to give academic agent props on this.
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But the woke left are more honest than the centre-right.
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because the Telegraph gave it four out of five stars.
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predictions that a transatlantic snl would crash and burn proved wide of the mark was it who who
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wrote that article this is a chap called uh ed power but like mate the guardian has said no
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you don't need to you don't need to do this like he says funny in places and never actively harmful
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to your emotional well-being oh this is such a low standard right it went about as well as could
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have been hoped harmful to your not harmful not well-being not actively harmful to your emotional
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well-being i want comedy to be so close to the edge that's what makes it to be car i just want
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it to be funny good comedian yeah exactly what's what's the um what's the guy who does the scottish
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accent he's a really mainstream guy always does these scottish accents about legal tender
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uh i don't know michael mcintyre he was funny and he wasn't like he was brilliant he was really
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funny he wasn't edgy he was just entertaining right uh so comedy doesn't have to be i mean
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don't worry i like edgy comedy as well but like it doesn't have to be super edgy it just has to
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be funny mcintyre yeah you don't like him i i know it's funny guys anyway the the point is
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it carries on against all reasonable expectations this homegrown saturday night live was more
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more than capable of raising real laughs on its own if he'd go in with such low expectations i i
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i assume he went in expecting i'm not there's no other explanation yeah but anyway for some reason
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the telegraph was like brilliant love it four out of five stars didn't crash and burn
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anyway so one one funny thing did come out of this which was the uh the the segment about
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keir starmer wasn't exactly flattering to keir starmer although honestly it could have been worse
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like genuinely could have been worse uh but donald trump tweeted out on his truth social
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so just like i guess i guess they can't just be friends even if they don't get involved in each
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other's i guess we're done with diplomacy i guess we're done with diplomacy uh yeah so anyway um
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the the only thing i feel a bit bad about is genuinely how obviously set up to fail this has
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been i think the numbers are just going to crater right um and there are lots of like young people
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who are part of the system reliant on the system don't understand that they should think outside
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of the system and think the system is there to help them and they have been essentially set up
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to fail on this right so they're going to get probably like one season of this and sky can be
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like look this is this is way too much money there's far too little return uh bad luck you
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know and so there are a bunch of people essentially being told that they're funny acting in a way that
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the critics are just like this this isn't funny at all and so the you know the sort of reinforced
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self-reinforcing delusion oh yeah that's so funny man that's so funny the 20 writers and that have
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all agreed that this is funny and they get out and it just bombs and it's just like oh that is
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that is rough uh anyway so uh yeah so um enjoy that uh uh de-ancification means no more hind
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beans be careful what you wish for i don't actually eat beans i don't mind them i i make
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my own baked beans i had them on a full english at the weekend i mean you know i'm not saying i
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don't like them i just i never choose them you know yeah although saying that beans on toast
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does sound quite good actually uh or jack potato yeah yeah okay yeah the funniest thing about snl
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all spelt out uk is the lord ceter's reviewing it making it a weekly segment also watching snl
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uk makes american libtards feel smart and superior which is why it was produced yeah but the thing is
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there's something so degraded about britain at the moment that the sort of the sort of people
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the uk are producing sound intellectually inferior to the americans and the accents are weaker and
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like you know it's like modern london english i hate the slang that has become popular on the
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slang the way the way the accent like you know pinches words is bad that it drops t's the americans
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don't drop their t's they actually pronounce their words correctly and so it's the the accent now
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makes them sound like inferior and more stupid than americans which if you think back like 30
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years you never thought that'd be possible with a british accent but here we are um isn't there
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a rerun of only fools and horses or keeping up appearances on instead yes uh wet leg would be
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more at home performing on the bbc the main lyric in their debut single was i went to school and got
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too big it seemed like uh resentful degenerate modernity which wasn't my sort of thing anyway
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let's uh let's carry on and talk about how things are going to get worse okay speaking of comedy
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let's talk about british energy policy ah well that is yes darkly amusing that that is that is
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quite quite amusing and all the wrong way uh but but before that i should mention that uh there is
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going to be a live event on the 11th of april here in swindon at the mecca starting seven o'clock so
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please do come here and join us it's going to be good um tickets are going quickly actually which
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is nice now it's going to be the biggest event we've ever done as well yep i'll be by the bar
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drinking some beers i think there is also a bar there so good news there is a bar um so britain
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proudly a year ago announced the end of all coal-fired plants and they were the last producing
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one was shut down and this is a tradition that dates back to the Romans the Guardian informs us
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of Britain extracting coal and using it for electricity now mind you these plants weren't
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mothballed or anything no no that would have been too good instead what was done is this
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turn the audio off on this just yeah and you see here uh edf the company responsible for
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blowing up this particular one oh they they blew them up did they so they dismantled everything
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within them as opposed to just mothballing them and having them ready and available
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and then you see in a few seconds a pretty big explosion all right okay yeah we'll never need
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this again yeah that's the message ed milliband's green energy is going to solve all our problems
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well exactly i mean even i i slightly off topic but not quite even just leaving one up
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yeah a mega structure it is one of those things it's history yeah it's fascinating why everyone
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just constantly wants to destroy everything yes which is why it must be destroyed that's never
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that's the point isn't it because the this isn't being destroyed because it didn't work
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This isn't being destroyed because it wasn't a proud part of our history.
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It's being destroyed because this is a symbol of the destruction of the planet
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And you see a few of these plants getting blown up.
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And with the energy crisis now going on in the Middle East,
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this does seem like a bit of a bad idea it's like germany decommissioning its nuclear power plants
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yeah then laughing at trump thinking what we'll be fine being dependent on russian energy and then
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russia invading ukraine exactly honestly it's so stupid and you know you have to remember that in
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britain it takes decades and decades and decades to build anything yes absolutely just a simple road
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and just for anyone who's wondering it's not because we can't physically build things
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it's because there are layers upon layers upon layers upon layers upon layers and more layers
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of rules regulations investigations environmental checks that we have to do before anything before
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the first spade even hits the dirt exactly like it costs they were trying to build they abandoned
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this didn't they the road under stonehenge yeah i think that costs 180 million right yeah nothing
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was built this was all on consultancies this is all on you know making sure that regulations were
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met and eventually it was just scrapped i was spending nearly 200 million without a spade put
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in the ground yes like this is stupid pathetic we are doing this to ourselves yes um and at a
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time like this when you have this sort of total collapse in the energy market because of the war
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in the middle east and because the war in ukraine it's worth remembering that um you know coal used
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to provide 65 percent of all electricity in britain and we've got billions of tons of it
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and there are that's the annoying thing no no no let me correct you here okay uh 3910 million
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tons oh okay although total reserves could be as big as 187 billion oh okay so yeah tons so yeah
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you're wrong so so so it's not have millions of tons we have billions of tons just to correct you
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there and as i understand this coal is not just a single thing as well there's a scale of coal
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there are various layers and we happen to have the best coal in the world there british coal is
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actually there are mixed reviews on the quality because the sulfur content and how much ash
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but it seems that there is more than enough for excellent quality coal for power generation
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right and for pretty much every single industrial use around steel and carbon industries and so on
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and so forth like britain is sitting on a sea of coal it is ridiculously abundant i looked this up
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the other day we've got loads of iron too there's loads of iron wow and i would only work if we got
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you know smelting plants well exactly if we if we didn't you know de-industrialize ourselves
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we'd be able to do things yep so uh not just not only are there these massive amounts of coal there
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there are lignite resources needed for all kinds of things with with with metallurgy and steel
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production and so on and so forth and the problem is literally government policy yes that has decided
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that absolutely not there shouldn't be any coal produced in britain there shouldn't be any coal
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burn in britain even though the problem with the dirt of coal has been solved through various
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processes like washing the coal before burning it capturing the carbon are you suggesting to me
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that technology has advanced since 1840 i know it's shocking remarkable but it seems to be true
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has anyone told ed milliband this he does not want to he doesn't care yeah he does not want to hear
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it and britain was a net exporter of energy for many many decades and then in 2004 because of
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tony blair britain decided to be a net importer of energy and it's importing more and more and more
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energy it's a fascinating thing about britain is that all the lefties are like no no we can't
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have nuclear power no no not loud sorry where do you think a bulk of our electricity comes from
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from france where's their electricity come from oh yeah nuclear power yeah so you're okay importing
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it but it's it's also within it like how much coal does china burn every year oh it's mad they
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build a new coal plant every week there is a completed coal plant every week in china and
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if you look at chinese energy consumption it is ridiculous and they're exceeding the united states
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It's literally, no, no, we'll just let the Chinese do it.
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Energy nationalism is going to be the primary concern
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they're listing all of the potential energy sources
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And then they went into the 2026 energy crisis.
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How is it possible that they were in an energy crisis?
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The history books will look back at these politicians
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They'll look at it and be very, very, well, unkind.
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rather famously, there is a place called the North Sea.
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And it's being drilled massively by the Norwegians.
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and there is so much more that could be produced from that.
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There are loads of gas fields as well, aren't there?
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Because wasn't it Denmark or Germany that are tapping those?
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And for some reason we're just like, no, we're not allowed it,
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And you could literally do horizontal drilling.
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meaning that from Norwegian waters they could take British gas.
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And if you just look at what's been happening here, Britain used to be a pretty serious oil producer.
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Yeah, and then the Blairite government comes in, kills it.
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And just I wanted to mention the taxes on the North Sea oil, because from 2002 to 2005, the total tax or the marginal tax was 40 percent.
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In 2011, to 62 percent, brought it down in 2015 briefly when prices were a bit too high, again to 40.
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And then in 2022, they took it up to 65 percent tax.
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which is i hate the government so much and if you have that tax it would pretty much solve all
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the problems yeah because they would be drilling like mad well i mean if there's one thing you
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don't really want to tax surely it's energy because that's the source of everything else
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you do that is a profitable endeavor like if you're going to tax anything don't tax them
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from oil and gas you get plastics you get chemicals you get fertilizer all of this stuff
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goes into building automotives it goes into steel it goes into every single aspect of
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manufacturing it goes into medicine production food production what do you think the tract has
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run on like well well now that you mention it this is a beautiful country for cattle yes and
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The problem has been how expensive fertilizer is,
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you'll go through this countryside on the trail
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you see just these vast sheets of water on the fields
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and it's like sorry what are we doing this to ourselves for
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well it's a good thing I don't like lamb, beef and cheese
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an island should be self-sufficient also particularly this one yeah well yeah and it was
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because all of this is available and if you look at the input costs one of the highest input costs
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is soybeans because that's needed to feed the cattle a high protein diet but you could grow
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beans and peas in britain which do grow in abundance and replace that source of protein
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If you think, like, if you're playing Civilization, right,
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you'd be like, okay, Britain's had a golden start.
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You've got a lush, temperate climate that doesn't get too hot, doesn't get too cold.
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We've got some of the best agricultural land in the world.
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Literally millennia since the dawn of agriculture.
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I'm from a village in Lebanon in the mountains.
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my ancestors had to break up the mountains to transform them into terraces remove the rocks
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put good quality soil there and then slowly every few years leave the fields fallow because the soil
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isn't that good and we have just and they managed to do it but here it's the best quality soil in
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the world, but energy is made so expensive because of ridiculous carbon taxes. And because
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every single megawatt hour is consumed, the cost of it is raised by 35% by Rachel Reeves.
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And they decided to tax clean power after they had gotten done with taxing carbon because it
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reduce their actual tax base because less industry means less taxes. They couldn't figure out a way
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to solve that problem, so they started taxing green energy. And if you changed that, energy
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prices could drop by 50%. You just couldn't have a more fortuitous beginning and mess it up in such
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a just comprehensive way. Disasterous mess. Disasterous mess. And so because energy is so
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expensive like heating the animals in winter that's expensive making fertilizer that's expensive
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but it's all downstream from having abundant oil and gas we should be living in the garden of eden
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exactly literally it's not it's not just oil and gas um primarily of course but this country we
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used to all have uh wood burning stoves for instance yep and they are i've got one i had
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uninstalled the stringent process you have to go through oh yeah get a very specific wood burning
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stove it's a certain grade yeah they're big they can't band this is the thing right that was the
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problem you see but actually if you look at the carbon emissions versus the emissions are basically
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nothing it's it's really clean energy wood burning stoves are really clean energy and and we've got
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wood but no no you're not allowed that like just it's as if the government is so intent on
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demoralizing its citizens you know a heat pump have a heat pump britain like uh geologically
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or geographically i can't remember it's it's literally determined as a temperate rainforest
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as in we are literally a rainforest on this island burning wood sounds like a great idea
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it's brilliant i love it i think it's great how do you think the british navy was built it was
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wood that came out of britain yeah there are massive incredible forests here it's it's gone
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on for ages like the yacht the the longbow like that we literally strip mine britain for you and
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it took centuries for you to actually come back we had to import you from other places because
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we made so many bloody longbows but anyway sorry anyway um so not only is the government busy
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making energy insanely expensive yeah and not only is it screwing farmers so hard that they can no
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longer grow cattle and sheep and have them in abundance but they're also just randomly messing
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with the farmers every few years yeah they did that a lot like their inheritance taxes and whatnot
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and so the inheritance tax was insanely destructive yeah yeah it's really tragic that the the lives
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lost because of that genuinely the lives lost people and this and this is this is conscious
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You can't see the attack on farmers separate from the attack on the lords
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because what they're trying to go after is the people
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with historic memory and deep attachment to place.
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They announced this new sustainable farming incentive scheme
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to pay farmers and to help them sort of maintain their land
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When you just stop taxing them, just leave them to it.
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So if you've got a small farm and you're sustainable on your own
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and you can sort of take some meat to the local abattoir and things like that,
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they've done everything that they can to make sure that this is impossible.
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And they've removed small farmers and made sure that they no longer get supported by the state.
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and then they decided that big farmers shouldn't be supported either so they cap the amount of
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money that they would give them in a year to 100 000 pounds and put the uh inheritance uh tax on
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for more than isn't it the value of the land of two million pounds or greater i mean that's actually
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not a very big farm and and and it's the value of the farm so it could include farm equipment
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And so they decided that they are going to force farmers
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So they're literally trying to destroy farming.
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you want to have uh very species rich grasslands and you want to wild your farmland instead of
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using it to produce yeah that's what i want and wild and meat what uh love a meadow as much as
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the next guy but i'd rather be food sustainable i'd rather have my dinner yeah clown show the
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meadow can be good if you're farming cattle yeah you know yeah but then if you reserved some land
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And to allow it to be farmed for cattle, they decided that, no, no, no, we're not going to support that anymore.
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Even though for years, that's exactly what they encouraged the farmers to do.
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So they keep pulling off these schemes where they give the farmers a bunch of ideas and then they pull the rug from under them.
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It's like whenever, do you remember when everyone said, you must buy a diesel car, they're really eco-friendly.
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And then they're like, no, we're going to tax you to oblivion now, they're actually not eco-friendly.
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They didn't realise that that would actually result
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And so you're seeing this crisis in the Middle East,
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You could use the coal for domestic electricity
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ace right-wing conservatives obviously not they're not right-wing we don't we don't know that
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so they keep when we win i swear to god and and the farmers you know this is from the some kind
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of farmers union website and they explained that look guys you told us to do this yeah we
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subscribed fully to building a nature-friendly farming ecosystem and we're going to do it and
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You wanted us to take care of the birds, we took care of the birds.
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You wanted us to take care of the species, we took care of the species.
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We did everything you wanted, and then you just, whoop, put the rug from under us.
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They entered into that exchange in perfectly good faith and just got completely screwed over.
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They should tell you about everything, about entering into a good faith agreement with the government.
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And then one year, they just stopped payments for the farmers.
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They promised them that, yeah, we're going to pay you, we're going to pay you.
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we're not going to pay you anymore and now with more budget cups cuts coming they are probably
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going to cut the farming budget you know in the next you know who's definitely getting their money
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the the somali single mothers who we've brought into here live in a social house in london
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she's getting her payment and of course you know an extra 50 million 40 million here and there to
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Like, give us a package of things that we have to do.
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no, we just want to be able to pull the rug from under you
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It's like being in a gaslighting, abusive relationship.
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Maybe if you hand the farmlands over to Somalians,
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Because Somalia is famous for its farming product,
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not like there's a famine there every other year.
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well you know rhodesia is a great example isn't it i guess there you go so the the like they keep
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doing this to farmers they keep doing this to energy and it's all completely deliberate
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and it is all extremely fixable stop subsidizing wind energy uh which would result in 25 percent
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reduction of our bills exactly and that annoys me so much when you when you see on on x or
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and all the government's like oh we're going to really try hard to fix your energy bills
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well you're not though we're doing everything possible maybe not though absolutely it's 25
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percent like that you can just remove for anyone who doesn't know right british electricity and
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energy prices are 25 higher than whatever all of the other costs are because what they call the
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green energy levy and that's just literally we're taking extra money off of you to pump it into like
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wind farms or solar panels or something it's just subsidizing that dale vance guy or whatever
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turning him to a multimillionaire.
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Because he only paid a few, like he paid tens of thousands of pounds and got millions in return on the back of it.
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And because the Gulf crisis, if this continues, you could see a mass exodus of funds as well as massive rises in interest rates.
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And this could kick off a major banking crisis.
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and british long-term debts historic high interest rates historic highs this is going to cascade to
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britain so all of this is going to have to be done cutting taxes on energy figuring out a way
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to increase food production this is going to have to be done at some point it's really not difficult
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just stop taxing the farmers to oblivion and allow them to grow food and sell it exactly
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stop taxing any of the energy into we need food so we'd buy it like allow us to mine coal allow
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us to drill oil allow us to actually be what we are mad and which is an energy superpower and a
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food superpower we can do it we'll be all right let us be that's all that's required but what
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keeps striking me is how solvable all of this stuff is that's why you know it's evil and that
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is how you know it's evil it takes ridiculously deliberate government policy to make a country
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this rich in food and energy actually feel poor yeah and if you have cheap energy and cheap food
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by definition everything else becomes cheap and my god isn't the food so goddamn expensive
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oh gee it's insane well obviously but like everything's mad meat prices are insane yeah
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yeah it's ridiculous 10 pound for a steak it's just like oh my god exactly it's it's completely
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ridiculous but it is completely deliberate policy yeah and there is no other way around it and so
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you know uh this can get much much worse or you can just fix this and it's just not difficult
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fix everything easily button exactly i just want to press it
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anyway this this last section on britain's resources is the most frustrating one i've heard
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i knew most of it already but hearing out loud just makes it worse yeah i know it's insufferable
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isn't it it's insufferable um meanwhile trump used emergency powers to reopen california
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off shore drilling yeah because trump isn't an insane environmentalist that's what it comes down
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to yep it's literally what it comes down to um it's going to be hard to convince future generations
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that english working class has had it rough in the mines and therefore weren't privileged if
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there aren't any coal-fired power plants or mines left um i think something that could work is the
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national power grid that uses nothing but nuclear power so if you can float the idea to low yeah i
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mean i'm actually totally up for it to be honest nuclear is the future yeah it's and it's been
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known to be the future for but in the meantime you just need this massive amount of gas to flow
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and the uses of oil and gas in every single other industry make it worthwhile regardless of energy
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policy yeah yeah and it's yeah exactly we you know we want all the other like ancillary things
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that oil and gas produces obviously yeah but we can have free electricity yes for life yes but
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we're importing it at cost from france yeah brilliant and the the the most annoying thing
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about this is that like the french when they set up their power plants and it was in the 70s or
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whatever right the the zeitgeist of the time was oh yeah nuclear energy is the way of the future
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because it's really clean really cheap and unbelievably productive and the french have
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had this sort of like brain worm in their heads for decades now for like 50 60 years while everyone
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else has had these stupid ideas and the french have just been kind of really conservative on it
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yes and look now they're the energy exporter they're the ones with all the green energy
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they're the ones who are doing really well and it's just like we knew it as well you know anyway
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let's let's go to the video comments you can't do this
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you wouldn't listen no because you know i'm saying
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Doctor Who's a great example of what I mean about British TV production values.
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because freedom of association beliefs is evil
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unless you share these neurotic hags beliefs.
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this is literally like the old South Park episode,
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that they decriminalize the abortion until birth
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They'll jail you for asking the Navy to police the channel.
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or praying for their lost souls in your own head.
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you can't abort until the point of birth. Handmaid's Tale.
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um nick lawles hiding in his hate bunker says i've not cringed this hard since the american
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version of the in-betweeners oh i i saw yeah no no there was a there was a failed american
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attempt that i can tell that wouldn't work from what it is exactly yeah no obviously uh michael
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says snl was funny back in the 70s and 80s pretty much shit after that then mike myers was a bit of
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a bright spot uh jimbo says the bbc want you to pay for them want you to pay them for the privilege
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of calling you a child murderer if you dissent.
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That's a reference to the freedom of information thing.
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SNL UK was made for Zach Polanski to guest host.
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Not intentionally funny, talking about boob hypnosis, but yeah.
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Henry says, they know SNL UK is doomed from the start.
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so once you take out the people on a night out,
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Yeah, like, this is the thing, why are they doing it?
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yes you know those names who are these guys there's no charisma in this nothing at all
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uh and so it's not going anywhere george happ says snl uk is aggressively unfunny just like
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the u.s version i guess the lefties do have a point about de-yankification well that's the
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point it's like you know come on guys are we uh de-yankifying this michael says it's not just
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poor tech it's terrible contracts wind farms are paid not to produce or if they overproduce but
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the energy is wasted these payments can be in the billions oh yeah that's the um contract of
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difference call contract for a difference i don't know about this okay so basically if a wind farm
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produces uh less costly in a way that's less costly than everyone else they get paid yeah
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if they produce but it's more expensive than everyone else they don't
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no there's a sort of median price that they set right price that they decide on the government
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and then they make sure that the wind farms get taken care of no matter what but they're probably
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they equalize the profit it's a contract for a difference so it's intended to make sure that
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everything is equal regardless of what the market says why wouldn't you want the cheapest oh my god
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i hate this country the people running this country anyway anyway uh dion and he says imagine
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blowing up your old power plants before integrating nuclear into the grid yes didn't need to be
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agamemnon burning his ships to prevent the retreat from this sort of transition but politicians seem
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incapable of actually planning more than three months ahead well i mean it's not that they seem
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incapable it's literally their stated policy right for for anyone too young to remember in 2011 uh
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there was in 2010 there was the coalition government between labor and the liberal democrats
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liberal democrats and conservatives sorry yeah liberal democrats conservatives and same thing
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yeah yeah exactly right it made no difference exactly may as well be the same yeah exactly
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like the transition seamlessly from blair to coalition to conservatives yeah nothing changed
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but nick clegg was that was asked about this like oh you can do put nuclear into place and he said
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no it'll take 10 years so but in 2020 we really could have used that yeah you know i intended to
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be still around but that's that's why restore britain um is is the most important party because
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it's again it's thinking in terms of generations yes which everyone should let's leave this country
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better but the point that i'm making we were born for us the point i'm making is this isn't them
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being incapable of planning three months ahead this is them knowing oh yeah no that'll just
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take a long time we won't actively because if they couldn't do it okay at least you're like
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well he can't do that again it's because they lost the capacity but it's because they don't
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care they don't care exactly they could have done they were asked if they were going to and they
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said no that won't benefit us personally yep um it's the same i can't remember who it was but it's
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the same as the um the uh pakistani grooming gangs where they were like well we knew about it but it
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wasn't politically expedient yes yeah yeah we couldn't do anything political with it so we
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didn't do anything it's like you what imagine not being able to do anything political with that
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it's the same kind of principle with energy so we can't do anything political with it so we just
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won't do it it's like so you just don't actually care about the country then no why are you in
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charge yeah how has this happened like what why are you leading a country that you despise so
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yeah i know it's it's infuriating i we're laughing because otherwise i'd be fucking
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spitting swearing and slamming the desk and i i say oh isn't this ridiculous in the country i
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can live in omar says we have a dozen fuel everything easily switches fiercely restricted
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can't wait until this fucking election, man.
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Henry says, British coal, especially Welsh coal,
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is very good quality. It's so good that it becomes
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a plot point in thomas the tank engine one of the trains was underpowered because they had too
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small a firebox and needed special welsh coal to compensate for that i'm pretty sure every train
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autist knows that welsh coal is the best coal well i don't know anything about coal so you know
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um but um and this is not even going on about like so someone here um cost says well it's
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alternative energy not clean energy and that's a great point because the production processes
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for things like uh solar panels and wind turbines and things like that are not themselves clean
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so there you know there's all and the disposal of them as well it's it's just one of those things
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where we live in a world of lies man anyway uh so thank you for joining us folks uh in half an hour
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for us we'll be live on notices with uh israel politic talking about what's actually happening
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with the trump deal with iran i just can't can't bring myself to believe that he's going to endure
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this monumental climb down but what are you going to do uh and of course um go and follow the link
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in the description get your tickets to the live event because it's going to be brilliant so thanks
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for joining us folks we'll see you in half an hour