The Roseanne Barr Podcast - A Domestic Goddess and Domestic Terrorist walk into a bar ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #057

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00:01:28.640 Hey everyone, welcome to the Roseanne Bar Podcast.

00:01:30.720 We're going to get in the Gavin McInnes episode right now.

00:01:32.720 McInnes, McInnes, you're not on mic.

00:01:35.840 Oh, sorry.

00:01:36.780 Yeah, McInnes. He said his grandpa had to change it to McInnes

00:01:40.580 because America was so racist against the Irish

00:01:44.500 and they thought the Irish was all in the Irish mafia, which of course they were. 0.97

00:01:49.220 But they didn't want nobody to know it, so they had to sound more Scotland.

00:01:54.320 Absolutely. And we've already filmed the episode.

00:01:56.440 We love Gavin. You guys hit it off.

00:01:58.540 He said to you, I am Roseanne Bar and you said I am Gavin McInnes.

00:02:01.700 No. As he left, he said, we are the same person.

00:02:04.820 I said, yes, we are the same person.

00:02:06.760 We like to rile and provoke fascists.

00:02:12.500 None better than the two of you.

00:02:13.800 Like Woody Guthrie on his guitar there that said,

00:02:18.240 this machine slays fascists.

00:02:21.260 I love it.

00:02:21.520 And that's what we are. We're comics that provoke fascists.

00:02:25.600 And when they get provoked shit, they unravel right before your eyes. 0.99

00:02:29.480 Like in The Wizard of Oz when they threw water. 0.99

00:02:32.040 Remember I played the Wicked Witch and they threw water

00:02:34.820 and I got to enact that part where you'd like dissemble in front of the public's eyes.

00:02:42.960 That's what's happening before eyes.

00:02:43.880 And you know that you and Gavin were canceled roughly the same time.

00:02:47.500 That's why I call you the king and queen of cancel culture. 0.96

00:02:49.720 You two were probably the most, the biggest cancellation.

00:02:53.440 Not that he was at your star level, but his cancellation was overnight.

00:02:56.120 Now he's a domestic terrorist and hiding. 0.92

00:02:58.020 And we love him.

00:02:58.940 Anyway, the reason I'm here is to tell you that we have a new page,

00:03:02.240 youtube.com forward slash at Roseanne Barr Clips.

00:03:04.960 We're going to load our clips there.

00:03:06.040 And the reason we're doing this is because YouTube is communist.

00:03:08.640 They've demonetized us. 0.57

00:03:09.940 We hate them.

00:03:10.740 They're lying about our numbers.

00:03:12.100 We don't hate.

00:03:12.660 I, okay.

00:03:13.800 I don't respect the fact that they tell me we've gained 50,000 subscribers

00:03:17.920 and we didn't get a single view.

00:03:19.880 I don't believe that.

00:03:21.240 I believe that as much as I believe Joe Biden got 81 million votes,

00:03:24.200 23 million at 4 a.m. 1.00

00:03:26.000 It's bullshit. 1.00

00:03:26.520 The numbers are cooked and I hate them. 1.00

00:03:27.960 So we started a new page.

00:03:29.580 Again, youtube.com forward slash at Roseanne Barr Clips.

00:03:31.920 You're trying to destroy our democracy of having no democracy. 0.97

00:03:36.200 What the hell?

00:03:37.280 You're destroying our democracy of no democracy. 0.94

00:03:41.480 That is true.

00:03:42.300 YouTube.com forward slash at Roseanne Barr Clips.

00:03:44.980 We got to build that page up.

00:03:46.000 We just found it.

00:03:46.480 I think we have like eight followers right now.

00:03:48.120 We want to start building there and try and get that monetized 0.99

00:03:50.520 and start moving to Rumble because fuck YouTube. 0.99

00:03:53.820 Thank you. 0.99

00:03:54.280 So please go there and follow. 1.00

00:03:55.300 Fuck all these. 1.00

00:03:56.120 Fuck them all. 1.00

00:03:57.140 They're all idiots. 1.00

00:03:58.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:58.800 Got to smarten up, everybody.

00:04:00.300 Smarten up.

00:04:01.040 All right.

00:04:01.380 Well, now enjoy this episode with Gavin McInnes.

00:04:04.360 You got McInnes.

00:04:05.280 McInnes.

00:04:06.180 McInnes.

00:04:06.680 It doesn't matter.

00:04:07.700 He's.

00:04:08.260 It does matter.

00:04:09.140 You should know that, boy.

00:04:10.200 I interbreeded with the Scottish just so I could expand my gene pool,

00:04:15.520 which was all my cousins marrying their first cousin in the Jew world.

00:04:20.060 I brought in some good genes from the Scots.

00:04:23.320 Really?

00:04:23.740 So don't be talking about Gavin McInnes.

00:04:26.420 Is this good genes to you?

00:04:27.840 The Scots are a tribe of Israel, you know. 0.82

00:04:30.720 I did not know that.

00:04:31.940 But anyway, enjoy the episode.

00:04:34.320 Greetings, humans and earthlings and other sentient beings, including animals.

00:04:39.940 Thank you so much for sending that video of the chickens loving on my voice.

00:04:45.160 Send me more videos of animals loving on my podcast because, you know what,

00:04:51.220 animals are the highest form of intelligence on this planet.

00:04:55.620 And that's why they love my voice because they know that finally a voice of divinity 0.98

00:05:02.540 and intelligence has pierced this realm of unified bullshit. 0.96

00:05:07.260 Welcome to the Roseanne Barb podcast. 0.99

00:05:10.320 But before I cut to the music and Jake gives me the song and dance about editing and shit, 0.99

00:05:15.260 listen up. 0.99

00:05:19.360 YouTube, you know, okay. 0.98

00:05:21.780 Be sure you fucking click the like button if that's not too much to fucking ask 1.00

00:05:26.480 for you to get off your lazy entitled asses thinking I owe my whole life to you for free. 1.00

00:05:32.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:32.840 God damn it. 0.99

00:05:33.760 I got to pay my bills too. 1.00

00:05:35.880 The least you could do to steal all my ideas and hear all the good shit I have to say, 1.00

00:05:42.280 which I'm happy to give you for free, but the least you ingrateful bastards could do 1.00

00:05:47.320 is push the fucking like button there, okay? 1.00

00:05:51.120 And notification. 1.00

00:05:52.740 And the notifications because you know nobody's going to tell you the truth like me, bitches. 1.00

00:05:58.300 Welcome to the Roseanne Barb podcast. 0.98

00:06:01.300 So you see, my patience is running thin.

00:06:06.140 We have a genius that's pierced this realm along with myself, me, myself, and I.

00:06:17.640 Another genius has pierced this realm.

00:06:20.320 And of course, he has been persecuted, flogged, done 32 stations of the cross.

00:06:26.340 And I'm so proud to have him here. 0.98

00:06:29.640 We're going to hear what he has to say, not what they say he fucking said. 1.00

00:06:35.200 Yeah, bitches. 1.00

00:06:37.140 Hi, Gavin McInnes. 0.99

00:06:39.500 Hi, Roseanne.

00:06:40.760 I brought some chicken nuggets and cream of mushroom soup.

00:06:45.420 I don't know if you want it or I'll just put it down.

00:06:47.900 My granddaughter likes you.

00:06:49.660 She's rare to like folk.

00:06:52.040 I love kids.

00:06:53.600 Yeah, I can tell.

00:06:54.620 And they seem to love you.

00:06:56.240 That's a good sign.

00:06:57.780 Yeah, the thing that parents don't realize is you get them for like a nanosecond.

00:07:04.460 Like they're with you from baby till 14, they start not liking you.

00:07:09.960 And then you're just the owner of the motel that they stay at.

00:07:14.560 So you've only got 14 years.

00:07:16.820 That's correct.

00:07:17.860 Sometimes only 12 for girls.

00:07:21.840 Girls and a mom is different than children and their dad. 0.97

00:07:26.080 I was so happy to hear one of my idols, Rihanna, talking about that, saying children, they need their dad.

00:07:32.600 And she says they got to, she has two boys, but she's like, well, they need this primary relationship with their dad.

00:07:38.640 And she says, I'm just a bystander, you know, like that.

00:07:42.100 I think that's true for boys and their dads.

00:07:44.420 How many sons do you have?

00:07:45.920 I have two sons and a daughter.

00:07:47.860 Oh. 0.93

00:07:48.120 And my favorite example of why kids need dads is I was at the airport coming back from St. Thomas and I was taking a shit and I was next to some kid who would show us. 0.98

00:07:58.060 You were in the bathroom. 0.97

00:07:59.140 I wasn't.

00:07:59.800 Okay.

00:08:00.040 No, I was protesting.

00:08:02.240 I worked for a climate change company and I was just defecating all over the gate.

00:08:07.440 Oh, yeah.

00:08:07.820 Well, they do that. 0.81

00:08:08.740 To raise awareness.

00:08:10.080 Yeah.

00:08:10.660 Thank you for your service.

00:08:12.160 I sprayed the lady at the gate there who takes her ticket. 1.00

00:08:16.720 I sprayed her, sprayed her machine. 1.00

00:08:18.760 But no, so this kid was in the stall next to me and he'd shat himself. 0.51

00:08:22.800 And he was like six. 0.86

00:08:24.320 And the dad is like, what the hell is the matter?

00:08:26.060 He's wiping his legs.

00:08:27.460 And part of me was like, if this gets too much, I'm going to have to intervene.

00:08:30.920 But it didn't get too much.

00:08:33.620 He was just like, God, get it together.

00:08:35.300 What the hell is he?

00:08:35.920 Tell me you have to go to the bathroom. 0.99

00:08:37.360 The kid was crying.

00:08:38.740 And then we went back to the gate simultaneously just by coincidence.

00:08:44.020 And then the mom was there and she hugged him.

00:08:46.760 The boy.

00:08:47.340 The little boy.

00:08:48.120 He was sad.

00:08:49.080 They threw his underwear away, whatever.

00:08:51.240 And I thought that's such a great example of why you need a mom and a dad. 1.00

00:08:54.400 Yes, you shouldn't shit yourself. 1.00

00:08:56.500 Literally get your shit together. 1.00

00:08:58.520 But you're going to shit yourself. 1.00

00:09:00.120 Like, it's going to happen about once every two years for the rest of your life. 0.99

00:09:04.040 So you feel bad when that happens.

00:09:06.500 So you need a hug from your mom.

00:09:08.380 So both mom and dad were right.

00:09:11.480 Well, I'm going to disagree there.

00:09:14.340 Okay.

00:09:14.780 And I'll tell you why.

00:09:17.100 Because my idea of a man, and I'm telling you what, the whole thing is through perceptions, right?

00:09:24.420 So men are going to think different of their dads than women are going to think of their dads, right?

00:09:30.780 True.

00:09:31.680 And men.

00:09:32.780 Like, I'm going to think of men different probably than you're going to think of men, you know?

00:09:36.080 Mm-hmm.

00:09:36.480 Mm-hmm.

00:09:36.840 But like, I like a strong man.

00:09:38.600 And to me, my ex-boyfriend, Johnny, he told me his dad, who was a scrappy little Serbian guy, immigrant, you know?

00:09:48.720 This is Johnny Argent?

00:09:49.900 Yeah.

00:09:50.900 He's my ex-boyfriend now.

00:09:52.980 How long is that?

00:09:54.160 How long have you guys been apart?

00:09:56.600 From that end?

00:09:57.340 Well, we were together for 22 years.

00:09:59.940 This year.

00:10:00.700 And they were the happiest two years of my family.

00:10:04.860 That's what I am.

00:10:07.600 So, Ma, the bird flu is coming back.

00:10:10.780 It's an election season.

00:10:12.080 Biden's probably stepping down. 0.97

00:10:13.740 They're trying to kill Trump. 0.99

00:10:14.680 They're trying to kill all of us. 1.00

00:10:15.780 They shot him. 0.99

00:10:16.600 They shot his ear off.

00:10:18.060 Well, they shot, I don't know if they shot his ear off.

00:10:20.800 That might be a little exaggeration.

00:10:21.300 Well, they shot the tip of his ear. 0.91

00:10:23.660 I think it went through right here.

00:10:25.060 I saw it on video today.

00:10:26.580 But anyway, my point is.

00:10:27.940 My favorite meme was, don't get your ears pierced at Claire's.

00:10:32.200 That's hilarious. 0.99

00:10:35.080 The point is, shit's about to get even worse. 1.00

00:10:38.460 Biden's mentally declined. 1.00

00:10:39.840 I think he's stepping down.

00:10:40.740 Well, it could be.

00:10:41.700 And we're all worried about it.

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00:10:44.760 It could end up to be really great.

00:10:47.360 That's true.

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00:10:49.480 What's the saying?

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00:12:56.120 Well, you know they're just trying to kill us because we're on their nerves.

00:13:00.280 He seems sexy.

00:13:01.380 Big guy.

00:13:03.800 Kind of a surfer kind of a look.

00:13:05.840 He was a, he's like an East Coast musician that's been in a lot of cool bands.

00:13:13.580 I'm a boner right now.

00:13:14.340 You're giving me a boner.

00:13:15.280 And he was, he played with this guy that I used to love.

00:13:20.660 What's his name?

00:13:21.520 Jerry Puckett?

00:13:22.500 Yeah, Gary Puckett.

00:13:24.380 No idea who that is.

00:13:26.060 Young girl, get out of my life. 1.00

00:13:29.940 My love for you is way out of line.

00:13:33.540 Better run, girl. 1.00

00:13:36.400 You're much too younger.

00:13:40.700 Is that like the 50s?

00:13:42.000 With all the charms of a woman.

00:13:45.840 Yeah, Johnny was an older gentleman.

00:13:47.680 He's older.

00:13:48.620 He's hot.

00:13:49.800 Sexy.

00:13:51.560 So when did you guys break up?

00:13:52.980 Huh?

00:13:53.340 Why'd you guys break up?

00:13:54.180 We broke up because I got this deal for Fox to do this stand-up special.

00:14:02.000 So he says, well, I'm going to go over there and do the stand-up special. 0.99

00:14:05.520 And he's like, yeah, I'd love to go with you, but, you know, I got these fucking cats. 1.00

00:14:11.340 So he chose the fucking cats over me. 1.00

00:14:14.120 I mean, I knew he was going to choose the cats over me because he's in love with these fucking cats because he's not normal. 1.00

00:14:20.700 He's a great cat guy. 1.00

00:14:21.780 You pay a fat chick 20 bucks and she'll come by and basically make love to them. 1.00

00:14:27.280 They'll eat them. 1.00

00:14:28.060 It's Hawaii.

00:14:29.200 Oh, isn't it Hawaii?

00:14:30.540 Well, Hawaii, the bad thing about Hawaii is when you ask somebody to feed your cats at 5, they show up at 8.30 p.m.

00:14:37.860 Yeah, Hawaii time.

00:14:38.640 And then he got all worried about. 0.99

00:14:40.580 But my favorite thing, I was on the phone with my sister and I said, oh, my God, he's talking to them fucking cats. 0.98

00:14:47.340 I go, I got to put you on FaceTime so you can see this, you know. 0.97

00:14:50.440 So I go up behind him and he's like this, the cats he named after Gil Gonzalo.

00:14:56.480 And he goes, no, Marianne, I'm not giving you any love, love right now.

00:15:04.040 I've already fed you and petted you several times during the day and I do not have the time right now to give you any more petting, okay?

00:15:14.540 How's that boner doing right now?

00:15:15.980 It's gone.

00:15:16.740 Yeah.

00:15:18.020 It looks like a belly button.

00:15:20.080 It's inverted.

00:15:21.060 I heard him.

00:15:22.180 So he's like, you know, I'm choosing the cats over you.

00:15:25.880 So I'm like, all right.

00:15:27.120 He's choosing the cats over me.

00:15:28.460 It was a little heartbreaking.

00:15:30.400 Mark Stein.

00:15:31.060 I've always looked up to Mark Stein.

00:15:32.420 Who's that?

00:15:33.140 Great writer.

00:15:34.360 He takes over for Tucker's back when Tucker had a fight.

00:15:37.300 Oh, I love that guy.

00:15:38.900 Yeah, I loved him too.

00:15:39.940 Isn't he great?

00:15:40.560 Until I found out he's a cat guy.

00:15:42.560 I'm a cat guy.

00:15:43.180 I don't trust him.

00:15:43.560 And he made a video called, I thought I saw a pretty cat walking up on me.

00:15:49.680 And he spent like tens of thousands of dollars.

00:15:51.320 Just like Ricky Gervais' character in The Office when he got money and he did that if you remember me by now thing.

00:15:56.960 Yeah, the best video ever.

00:15:58.660 He did a video of like a giant cat sneaking up on him.

00:16:02.800 And then he had another jazzy song about how his wife loves her cats more than him.

00:16:09.240 Oh, I got to hear that.

00:16:10.400 Oh my God.

00:16:11.320 It is so embarrassing.

00:16:13.240 I'm going to put this in.

00:16:14.060 What's his name?

00:16:14.420 Well, he was always excited when I had to leave home to go to work or when I'd go to babysit my granddaughter.

00:16:20.660 So I come home early.

00:16:22.240 Why does he like not get upset because I'm going over there and spend the night? 0.99

00:16:26.960 Because he's letting the motherfuckers in to sleep with him in his own room. 1.00

00:16:32.240 He's sleeping with cats. 1.00

00:16:33.600 I'm allergic to cat people.

00:16:36.380 Me too.

00:16:37.700 He knows I love cats.

00:16:40.120 I think they are of Satan.

00:16:42.220 Mark Twain is a cat guy and it wrecks Mark Twain for me.

00:16:45.600 You know they're not domesticated?

00:16:47.240 Yeah, that's why I like them. 0.98

00:16:48.240 If they were six feet tall, they would kill you. 0.99

00:16:50.680 They're lions.

00:16:51.460 If a dog was six feet tall, he'd just become Clifford. 0.52

00:16:54.260 He'd want to hang out with you and lick you and stuff. 0.99

00:16:56.260 That's why I like cats more than dogs. 1.00

00:16:57.660 That's why lesbians want dogs. 1.00

00:16:58.580 Way more manly. 1.00

00:16:59.380 Have you noticed that? 0.99

00:17:00.380 A lot of lesbians own dogs. 1.00

00:17:02.040 Yeah, they never own cats. 0.99

00:17:04.200 But the gay guys own the cats. 1.00

00:17:06.300 I'm just talking about like this. 0.87

00:17:08.360 When there's only guys with guys, that's a different kind of culture.

00:17:13.800 And when there's only women with women, that's a different kind of culture. 1.00

00:17:17.120 And I know because my brother is gay and my sister's a lesbian.

00:17:21.300 So I've gone between them two cultures and it's blew my mind how they got like a lot of, 1.00

00:17:29.580 what do you call it?

00:17:32.500 They project.

00:17:35.400 Yeah.

00:17:35.620 They really project onto the other sex. 1.00

00:17:38.760 The problem with gay men is, and this is why I hate black guys with blue eyes, they get too many blowjobs. 1.00

00:17:45.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:45.840 And it reduces their IQ.

00:17:48.360 I think this is true.

00:17:50.400 This is true, I assume, right?

00:17:51.900 It's not a joke. 1.00

00:17:52.380 I was at the airport and there was two pilots shooting the shit. 1.00

00:17:56.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:17:56.520 And they were being interesting. 0.95

00:17:58.020 And the gay flight attendant was behind them and he had his head down. 0.98

00:18:01.180 And I was like, you should have your head down. 0.99

00:18:03.420 You failed.

00:18:04.320 Yeah.

00:18:04.560 You're a waitress in the sky. 0.99

00:18:06.060 And these guys are driving how many pounds?

00:18:09.380 I don't even know.

00:18:10.160 500 ton buildings through the air.

00:18:12.800 And you serve drinks?

00:18:16.280 Well, Ma, you know, it's easy to put off something you don't think is important now, right?

00:18:20.580 You got enough going on in the world and you got a family and they're trying to kill our candidate and kill us.

00:18:25.440 And there's certain things you should be doing now outside of everything else.

00:18:30.240 And one of the things I suggest, I have two daughters now, is a life insurance policy.

00:18:34.060 Look into it.

00:18:35.080 We partner with Policy Genius.

00:18:36.620 I'll let you tell people more.

00:18:37.480 But this is something very, very smart because you don't want to be, you know, on your deathbed going,

00:18:42.400 oh, I should have protected my family or my kids.

00:18:44.640 You want them to be covered.

00:18:45.880 That's what life insurance is about.

00:18:47.260 And you also know from watching the ID channel that it can work in a lot of different ways for you.

00:18:51.580 But the point is, it is an important product.

00:18:53.620 Well, every wife or husband that murders their spouse first takes out a life insurance policy on them.

00:19:02.060 But that's also how they get caught.

00:19:03.980 Right. 1.00

00:19:04.340 Because they're foolish and they kill them like right after the policy goes through. 1.00

00:19:08.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:09.160 And that is not smart.

00:19:10.660 You've got to wait, I think, 10 years at least.

00:19:13.280 Yeah.

00:19:13.840 So you've got to get Policy Genius now.

00:19:15.880 Yeah, you do.

00:19:16.740 Whatever your plan is.

00:19:17.560 You've got to plan ahead for your future.

00:19:21.000 That's a joke.

00:19:21.780 Tell the people somewhere.

00:19:23.020 Insurance policies that start at just $292 per year and offer $1 million of coverage.

00:19:33.900 That's a hell of a deal.

00:19:35.080 Yeah, it is.

00:19:35.460 I mean, you know, some options offer same-day approval and avoid unnecessary medical exams.

00:19:43.800 Right, Jake?

00:19:44.900 Yeah.

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00:20:12.820 There's more to it than that.

00:20:14.420 Because a lot of things people don't talk about ever is your children can inherit your debt.

00:20:20.020 I know.

00:20:20.500 Isn't that gross?

00:20:21.440 That's why I added that to my life insurance because, you know, I worked hard to leave something to my kids and, you know, the government is already going to try to take half of it.

00:20:33.320 Yeah, definitely.

00:20:34.660 And you've been successful.

00:20:36.240 And so, you know, I took out life insurance policies to protect the taxes that my kids are going to have to pay.

00:20:42.800 Yeah, absolutely.

00:20:43.380 And I think we're really lucky that we can get life insurance if we get the right policy.

00:20:50.180 It's very helpful.

00:20:51.300 And Policy Genius will work with you.

00:20:53.160 Yeah.

00:20:53.260 They save time.

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00:20:58.560 There's people there.

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00:21:00.200 They can help you walk you through every step of the process.

00:21:02.600 So go check them out.

00:21:03.660 Yep. 1.00

00:21:03.860 Then I think, why are gays, like, not kicking ass? 1.00

00:21:09.100 They do. 1.00

00:21:09.880 They make money, you know, organizing parties and stuff.

00:21:13.300 But, like, where's the gay CEO of – well, now with Affirmative Action, they're getting to be CEOs and planes are falling out of the sky. 0.95

00:21:20.120 They do really well, actually.

00:21:21.560 You're an older model. 0.91

00:21:23.140 Oh, yeah.

00:21:23.400 What's your favorite gay who won the Fields Medal in mathematics?

00:21:27.000 Well, I don't know.

00:21:27.480 Who are you talking about?

00:21:27.760 I don't know.

00:21:28.320 I couldn't name anyone that won a Fields Medal in mathematics. 0.97

00:21:30.540 What are you talking about, gays? 1.00

00:21:31.600 I'm just saying they're not kicking ass. 1.00

00:21:32.660 They're not really hitting it out of the park. 0.98

00:21:35.040 They had President Obama as President of the United States.

00:21:38.420 That's pretty good. 1.00

00:21:39.020 They control the fucking world. 1.00

00:21:40.540 Haven't you never heard of the gay mafia? 1.00

00:21:42.320 No. 0.98

00:21:42.800 Yeah.

00:21:43.380 Yeah.

00:21:43.640 Hello?

00:21:43.880 The velvet mafia. 0.77

00:21:44.800 But that's Hollywood, entertainment.

00:21:46.060 No, it ain't.

00:21:46.680 David Brock, Media Matters.

00:21:48.360 Come on.

00:21:48.760 It's all media and all advertising, too.

00:21:51.400 Right.

00:21:52.180 Yeah.

00:21:52.380 Right?

00:21:52.800 Easy stuff.

00:21:53.460 That's why they didn't put Melania Trump on no covers of no fashion magazines when she 1.00

00:21:59.080 was the most fashionable first lady we've ever had.

00:22:02.180 Prettiest first lady ever. 0.99

00:22:03.760 Yeah.

00:22:03.840 Even better than, what's her name? 1.00

00:22:06.000 JFK's bitch. 1.00

00:22:07.320 Jackie O. 1.00

00:22:07.900 Jackie O.

00:22:08.320 I agree.

00:22:09.360 No, she was objectively better looking than Jackie Onassis.

00:22:12.620 I agree.

00:22:13.160 Jacqueline Onassis was exquisite in her features.

00:22:17.440 I saw her face up close.

00:22:19.680 I used to stare at her all the time when I was in New York and eating at my favorite

00:22:23.860 restaurant.

00:22:25.020 Eat.

00:22:26.520 And she used to come in there with her gorgeous son, who we'll talk about another time.

00:22:32.360 I hope he's alive.

00:22:33.540 He ran against Hillary, and we know what happens when you run against Hillary.

00:22:36.680 Yeah.

00:22:37.200 You disappear.

00:22:38.060 Yeah.

00:22:38.540 Allegedly.

00:22:39.700 Allegedly.

00:22:40.360 I hope he comes back.

00:22:41.820 A lot of people say he's still alive.

00:22:44.280 That's what they say on the real raw news.

00:22:46.700 Do you think he's still alive, JFK Jr.?

00:22:49.400 Have you heard that one?

00:22:50.820 I didn't even know he was gone.

00:22:52.740 This is a guy who talks like he's been crying.

00:22:54.800 No, that's a RFJ.

00:22:55.720 No, that's Bobby Kennedy Jr.

00:22:57.640 Yeah, see, he's not into the JFK.

00:22:59.040 You mean John Kennedy who crashed in the plane?

00:23:00.800 Yeah.

00:23:01.080 Yeah.

00:23:01.720 Oh.

00:23:02.340 A lot of people say.

00:23:03.320 A few people think he's still alive.

00:23:04.780 No, he's dead.

00:23:05.860 Yeah, I agree.

00:23:07.140 You're going to make a lot of people mad.

00:23:08.900 Can I just get you back on track?

00:23:09.940 You did start with saying kids are different with dads.

00:23:13.800 I wanted you to finish that thought if you could.

00:23:16.160 We got a little off.

00:23:17.100 Yeah.

00:23:17.280 I love it, but what was your point? 1.00

00:23:19.020 You were saying he was talking about a dad shit in his pants. 1.00

00:23:21.760 For moms, that's a frigging frightening civil war of minds, wills, hearts, and manipulation 1.00

00:23:29.360 as unto the devil himself.

00:23:32.420 It's a horrible trip with a daughter.

00:23:36.240 And I think the men they get, the daughter adores them.

00:23:40.240 He's her final word.

00:23:42.740 He gets all that loving up.

00:23:45.080 And, of course, he's so, because men are kind of narcissistic in many ways.

00:23:51.060 We all are.

00:23:51.400 But they need to be because they're the lion. 0.83

00:23:54.000 You know, they got to go kill the food, right?

00:23:56.220 Yep.

00:23:56.680 So, they got to, like, believe in their self above all else or they won't be able to do

00:24:00.920 that.

00:24:01.600 Yeah.

00:24:02.260 Yeah.

00:24:02.600 They lay down the law.

00:24:04.220 It's like a cop.

00:24:05.220 Yeah.

00:24:05.580 You know when people try to outsmart a cop and they go, I ain't giving you my ID.

00:24:09.100 Oh, here's what I was going to say about my ex-boyfriend's dad told him.

00:24:13.280 Okay.

00:24:13.540 He said, a man most shows his strength through his gentle leading.

00:24:21.840 And I just thought that was really cool.

00:24:23.560 That's valid, yeah.

00:24:24.280 Because I thought that was a good dad.

00:24:25.940 Because you think about what would the, that's how I tried to do John Goodman's character,

00:24:31.260 whatever that was.

00:24:32.540 Dan Connor.

00:24:34.100 You forgot his name.

00:24:35.640 One of them.

00:24:36.980 I tried to do Dan Connor to where he was reasoned and merciful.

00:24:42.580 Yeah.

00:24:43.420 Because I thought there was a lack of that in Fathers in America.

00:24:46.020 And I wanted to set that example, you know?

00:24:48.140 Well, you look at the way Fathers are-

00:24:49.700 I didn't know he's going to end up to be a- 0.98

00:24:51.860 Fag enabler. 1.00

00:24:54.480 Well, that's the difference between the character and the actor. 0.99

00:24:57.480 Right.

00:24:57.500 But you look at the way men are portrayed in sitcoms.

00:25:01.280 Obviously, Homer Simpson is a joke.

00:25:03.300 Yeah.

00:25:03.420 The guy in Married with Children is a joke.

00:25:05.640 Yeah.

00:25:05.760 But they were brilliant. 1.00

00:25:06.620 They're all pathetic losers. 1.00

00:25:08.360 Dice Clay, too. 1.00

00:25:09.940 Even-

00:25:10.540 Brilliant at it, doing the sad sack.

00:25:13.380 There hasn't been a good dad on TV.

00:25:15.060 There's a cartoon with these two kids.

00:25:16.400 One's a fish named Darwin, and the dad is a bunny.

00:25:19.920 Oh, I forget the name of it.

00:25:21.620 But the dad is so retarded that if he was left alone, just like Homer, if you left Homer 0.99

00:25:27.240 alone, he wouldn't be able to make mac and cheese. 0.97

00:25:29.700 Yeah.

00:25:29.800 He would die of starvation.

00:25:31.000 Yeah.

00:25:31.160 And Roseanne was one of the few shows where the dad was a tough, working-class guy, but 0.98

00:25:36.900 he was not a moron. 0.98

00:25:38.780 No. 0.99

00:25:39.320 And he led his family with a sense of style, I guess is the word.

00:25:46.020 And he adored his wife.

00:25:48.420 Yes.

00:25:48.940 Because he knew she was hot.

00:25:51.520 Right.

00:25:52.340 Right?

00:25:52.720 Did you have to sleep with John Goodman in order to convey that to him?

00:25:56.660 Well, I tried to make him sleep with me, but he wouldn't, to his credit.

00:26:03.800 He has that kind of willpower? 0.61

00:26:06.120 No, this was way back in the day I tried to force him to have sex with me, and he refused,

00:26:12.580 which was cool.

00:26:14.140 Wow.

00:26:14.900 How did you do it with the plant? 1.00

00:26:16.780 Did you jerk off on a plant like Harvey Weinstein? 0.99

00:26:18.660 Now I feel weak for succumbing to your prowesses earlier. 1.00

00:26:23.580 Huh? 0.99

00:26:24.440 Now I feel like a loser. 0.90

00:26:26.980 What are you saying? 0.94

00:26:28.880 I'm old.

00:26:30.280 No, but I tried to make him, you know, be my boyfriend.

00:26:34.080 And he's like, that's what he told me.

00:26:36.020 It was very kind. 0.99

00:26:38.260 We can't shit with me. 0.99

00:26:40.940 And you know, I said, yeah. 0.99

00:26:42.640 That's so romantic.

00:26:43.340 You're so right.

00:26:44.160 And I love you even more.

00:26:46.360 Because you told me the truth.

00:26:48.660 You know, and then I was horrified.

00:26:51.220 Plus, I was horrified of having to kiss him.

00:26:54.780 And he was horrified of having to kiss me.

00:26:57.340 And that's what we talked about.

00:26:58.440 We'd go to each, each of us would go to the therapist to try to figure why we were abhorrent

00:27:04.620 of kissing our co-star.

00:27:07.020 Well, you were scared you would like it, and that would wreck the show and kill your careers.

00:27:11.520 What do they, what do the therapist say?

00:27:13.140 Is that accurate? 1.00

00:27:13.680 They said, you're living through some fucking karmic shit in this fake life you're living on TV. 1.00

00:27:21.440 And I was like, goddamn, it's right. 1.00

00:27:23.720 Because he's, it's like there were too many levels to it. 0.98

00:27:28.820 And so, one time we knew we had to do this kissing scene.

00:27:32.160 And so, we talked to each other and we said, come on, let's walk down the parking lot and hold hands.

00:27:42.320 Before we do the scene.

00:27:44.380 And I said, okay, come on. 0.96

00:27:47.020 So, we like walked down the parking lot holding hands and we was getting the fucking heebie-jeebies off of it. 0.95

00:27:54.980 It was so scary. 0.97

00:27:56.800 This sounds like sexual tension.

00:27:58.400 I don't know.

00:27:59.480 It sounds the opposite.

00:28:00.480 We were scared of each other. 0.97

00:28:03.540 I was scared of him because he was a fucking great actor and I was not until I, you know, learned from him. 0.97

00:28:15.120 And now I consider he and Laurie, they made me, and I do think I'm a great actor. 0.98

00:28:20.440 Yeah.

00:28:21.380 Well, you were playing you.

00:28:22.700 Yeah.

00:28:22.820 But, yeah, but I'm better in Meryl Streep.

00:28:24.960 You can just see it in that movie I did with her.

00:28:28.440 She Devil. 1.00

00:28:29.180 Oh, yeah.

00:28:29.660 You got great reviews.

00:28:31.020 I'm the first.

00:28:32.360 That was my first and only movie because, you know, I have a big mouth and I always ruined my career.

00:28:37.520 But, what have you.

00:28:40.140 But, anyway, I'm happy to ruin my career.

00:28:42.920 Do you like being famous?

00:28:45.980 At times.

00:28:48.100 I sure as hell do.

00:28:50.140 Like when you get pulled over for a speeding?

00:28:51.220 I need a table now.

00:28:53.620 You know who I am.

00:28:55.740 Yeah, it's good for the eating.

00:28:59.980 And.

00:29:00.940 Do you mind the relentless selfies?

00:29:03.640 I don't after what happened to me.

00:29:06.620 I used to hate it and I was with Merle Haggard this one night. 0.98

00:29:10.980 We was hanging out there after the show and I was drunk and shit. 0.98

00:29:16.480 I was drunk, of course, with Merle and all that. 0.97

00:29:19.700 And he hadn't even started drinking or he was sober.

00:29:22.680 I can't remember then.

00:29:24.480 But somebody was screaming, I want you to sign my name.

00:29:31.760 And follow all the way to the dressing room.

00:29:37.240 It was a long way, but we were some ropes. 1.00

00:29:40.160 And I was just a bitch. 1.00

00:29:42.860 And I couldn't help myself because one thing, I was always a bitch on stage and that's where they liked me. 1.00

00:29:49.220 Right. 0.99

00:29:49.460 And another thing, a lot of times I act like a bitch out of like trying to perform for them, thinking they would laugh. 1.00

00:29:56.660 And they'd go, you're nothing but a bitch. 1.00

00:29:59.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:00.620 That's my brand. 1.00

00:30:02.820 And so she's on my ass and shit. 1.00

00:30:06.180 And so I said, ah, fuck off. 1.00

00:30:08.300 And Merle says, God damn, I've wanted to do that once in my life. 1.00

00:30:14.560 My whole life. 0.99

00:30:17.300 You should have said to him, mama tried.

00:30:22.060 I've never heard that story.

00:30:23.460 That's fascinating.

00:30:24.380 I've met the best of them.

00:30:26.280 But anyways, you're one of the best of them.

00:30:28.700 I agree.

00:30:29.260 You start out as a cartoonist there, and you're born in England.

00:30:33.320 Yep.

00:30:34.020 Born in England.

00:30:34.400 Move to New York.

00:30:35.120 What age to New York?

00:30:36.640 There was a massive demand for computers in the mid-70s.

00:30:40.820 And Canada is socialist, so they don't have to rely on the free market.

00:30:44.740 So the government said, we want computers here.

00:30:46.620 That's the hot thing.

00:30:48.160 So they just went to Britain and said, anyone have a degree in physics?

00:30:51.040 And my dad was like, I do.

00:30:52.780 My dad's from Glasgow.

00:30:53.660 My parents are Glaswegian.

00:30:55.300 And they're like, fine.

00:30:56.040 Jake's half Glaswegian.

00:30:57.980 Oh, yeah?

00:30:58.360 I've never heard that before.

00:30:59.780 Do your fists clench when you drink whiskey?

00:31:03.500 No.

00:31:04.200 Okay.

00:31:05.100 You're not Scottish. 0.96

00:31:05.660 I'm not Scottish.

00:31:06.620 Scots-Irish. 0.82

00:31:07.920 Yeah?

00:31:08.280 I'll tell you about that later.

00:31:09.420 No, it's neither Scots.

00:31:10.160 It's a boat ride away.

00:31:10.960 No, it's neither Scots.

00:31:11.740 It's not Scots-Irish. 0.74

00:31:12.300 His last name is Pantland.

00:31:13.760 That's Scots.

00:31:14.360 Scots-Irish. 0.82

00:31:14.980 They were like the Appalachian Mountain rednecks that were thrown out of Scotland and Ireland. 1.00

00:31:18.120 I'm not Scottish or Irish.

00:31:19.260 I'm Scots-Irish. 1.00

00:31:20.080 I'm trash. 0.99

00:31:20.740 Yeah, it's the same thing, bro. 0.99

00:31:22.120 That's what I was told.

00:31:22.880 The birth of Pantland is right there in Scotsland.

00:31:24.560 Look how little my hands are.

00:31:26.200 Inbred.

00:31:27.580 Thousands of years.

00:31:28.320 We're all inbred.

00:31:28.860 That's the only thing.

00:31:29.680 Well, Jew inbred and Scots-Irish inbred. 1.00

00:31:32.340 Appalachian Mountain. 1.00

00:31:32.920 Everybody from an island is fucking inbred. 1.00

00:31:35.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:35.720 Where are you going to go? 1.00

00:31:36.580 You're marrying your fucking first cousin first. 1.00

00:31:39.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:39.480 Or your second cousin at best. 1.00

00:31:42.140 That's why everybody's a fucking retard. 1.00

00:31:44.540 It's true. 1.00

00:31:45.100 That's the truth.

00:31:46.100 That's why I was genetically attracted to a Slovakian American Indian because I was trying

00:31:51.400 to reverse the inbreeding that's been going on for so long.

00:31:54.420 But anyway, we moved to Canada in the mid-70s for the computer thing.

00:31:58.660 My dad went from – my dad grew up very, very poor in Glasgow where you – they had

00:32:04.780 a great system in Scotland and Britain.

00:32:06.860 You did your O-levels at 14.

00:32:08.800 What's that?

00:32:09.520 It's a test, an SAT test.

00:32:11.480 Okay.

00:32:11.880 And if you're smart, boom, you're off to the best schools in the country. 1.00

00:32:15.060 And if you're dumb, you get a trade. 1.00

00:32:17.020 And you could be dirt poor. 1.00

00:32:18.360 You're going to a fancy school.

00:32:19.800 That's so smart.

00:32:20.700 They should do it here.

00:32:21.300 They dropped it because it was like eugenics.

00:32:23.760 So my dad had a private school uniform in the hood.

00:32:27.740 And the N-word in Glasgow is student. 1.00

00:32:30.880 So it'd be, see you, you fucking student. 1.00

00:32:33.420 So he would have to fight every day. 1.00

00:32:35.120 His nose looks like a boxer's.

00:32:37.160 So he was this poor kid who was smart.

00:32:39.320 They moved him down to Canada.

00:32:40.720 I lived there until I was 18.

00:32:44.400 Then I moved to Montreal, which I consider a different country, Quebec, French, Canada.

00:32:48.680 So it's 400 years old.

00:32:49.800 Canada's 100 years old.

00:32:51.760 Totally different country.

00:32:52.620 Right.

00:32:52.980 And then we started Vice in 94, moved to New York in 99.

00:32:58.040 99, I was pushed out in 08.

00:33:00.400 And then I just started doing like comedy sketches on YouTube.

00:33:04.260 We started an ad agency. 1.00

00:33:05.520 I blew that by saying trans are just mentally ill gays. 1.00

00:33:10.080 That was a big controversy. 1.00

00:33:11.360 They shut down the ad agency.

00:33:12.740 Then I started doing podcasts.

00:33:15.100 And then I started my own network, censored.tv.

00:33:17.420 And we've got Anthony Cumia of Opie and Anthony and AIU, Elijah Schaefer, a bunch of, it's the Island of Misfit Toys.

00:33:25.540 Everyone has been canceled, is there.

00:33:28.220 Obviously, we can't have you.

00:33:29.260 We can't afford you.

00:33:30.060 But if you weren't rich, we would have you.

00:33:32.740 Thank you.

00:33:33.240 Well, we can stream there as well.

00:33:36.400 We can do a simulcast.

00:33:38.900 But anyway, can I ask you about why you got, what happened with Vice specifically?

00:33:44.700 Because I know the other person.

00:33:46.160 I think the story with Vice is, and I obfuscated it for a while because my feelings were hurt.

00:33:51.280 But to be totally honest, I think that I was too controversial for that brand.

00:33:56.420 And they were merging with Viacom at the time.

00:33:58.820 Oh, there you go.

00:33:59.520 That's what they did.

00:34:00.180 Did you get bought out? 0.95

00:34:00.880 There was a gay dude there.

00:34:02.100 What's his name?

00:34:02.720 Brian Grazer?

00:34:04.080 Brian Grazer.

00:34:04.740 Oh, no.

00:34:05.280 I worked with him on that.

00:34:05.640 I told you gay dudes did well.

00:34:07.720 So he didn't like the do's and don'ts. 0.90

00:34:09.620 So that was my fashion column where I'd make fun of people's pants.

00:34:12.660 Right. 0.97

00:34:12.780 And he saw some homophobic thing where I was like, nice socks fag or something like that. 0.95

00:34:17.340 And he started pushing to have me out. 0.83

00:34:20.000 And our sales guy, Shane Smith, he'd been a very talented sales guy.

00:34:26.680 They used to call him the CEO whisperer.

00:34:28.620 And he would get us big clients, make us tons of money.

00:34:31.640 And I got rich off of him. 0.99

00:34:33.560 And something about Gen X, salesmen are seen as scumbags. 0.99

00:34:37.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:37.980 It started with used car salesmen.

00:34:39.680 In the 60s and 50s and before that, salesmen were, I think they deserve a lot of respect.

00:34:44.720 The reason that you have food on the table. 0.97

00:34:47.100 Especially creative types like me who can't fucking sell anything. 0.92

00:34:52.600 But I think he resented that he was the sales guy. 0.96

00:34:55.360 He didn't want to go down as a sales guy.

00:34:56.480 He wanted to be the creative guy.

00:34:58.260 So when I was pushed out, he started focusing on content.

00:35:00.520 Well, sales guys are the creative guys.

00:35:03.200 Remember Bewitched?

00:35:04.520 Have you no memory?

00:35:06.040 Remember her husband?

00:35:07.440 He was the sales guy.

00:35:08.760 And he always made up the advertising.

00:35:11.720 I've never been accused of having no memory.

00:35:13.460 Because I don't remember the husband of the guy, of the chick from Bewitched. 1.00

00:35:18.880 What are you, stupid? 1.00

00:35:21.380 Is that an IQ test? 1.00

00:35:22.640 You were taken care of when you left VICE.

00:35:23.820 Darren was an ad exec.

00:35:24.940 Darren.

00:35:26.120 The first Darren or the both Darrens?

00:35:27.540 Both Darrens.

00:35:28.440 So the sales guy, the thing about sales is you're a money man.

00:35:31.940 And if you're a money man and you do content, you go, all right, who's spending the most money?

00:35:36.120 And the answer is babysitters.

00:35:37.680 Okay, what do young girls like? 1.00

00:35:39.880 Garbage woke shit. 1.00

00:35:41.060 Okay, then let's go woke. 1.00

00:35:42.300 Right.

00:35:42.640 Right.

00:35:43.120 I get it.

00:35:43.760 And that's what tanked it.

00:35:45.500 You were pushed out of VICE, but you got taken care of, right?

00:35:48.660 Yes, yes, yes.

00:35:49.700 Thank God.

00:35:50.480 Yeah.

00:35:50.720 A bunch of lawyers arguing.

00:35:52.600 Okay.

00:35:53.240 Because I've always wanted to ask you.

00:35:54.100 But not what I deserved.

00:35:54.920 No, of course not.

00:35:55.660 Then you went with Glenn, what's his name?

00:35:58.300 That was many years later.

00:35:59.440 So I was petering around in the podcastosphere and doing Fox News a lot, doing Red Eye and stuff.

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00:38:29.280 Now, I'd always been controversial, but in like a silly way.

00:38:33.020 You know what I mean?

00:38:34.120 But on October 12th, we did this comedy show.

00:38:36.600 And it was celebrating the murder of Japan's Socialist Party.

00:38:41.960 In like whatever it was, 1948, I forget.

00:38:45.900 But on October 12th, Otoya Yamaguchi, the student, he impaled the head of the Socialist Party during a speech and murdered him.

00:38:54.320 Saving Japan. 0.98

00:38:55.320 Saving Japan. 0.98

00:38:55.940 And I heard Japanese conservatives celebrate this day.

00:38:59.740 And I thought, that's funny.

00:39:00.480 Let's do that.

00:39:01.080 So we reenacted it.

00:39:02.900 My sidekick is a Japanese guy.

00:39:05.480 So he, and if you look it up online, it's usually in slow motion. 0.79

00:39:08.380 So I came out, I had like racist chinky glasses. 0.97

00:39:11.000 And I had the Japanese school uniform he had on and the katana sword, which is a plastic toy sword. 0.86

00:39:17.340 And I ran it like, and I stabbed him in slow motion.

00:39:23.600 And it was funny and everything.

00:39:25.020 But the Dems, it was right before the midterms.

00:39:27.720 And the Dems knew that Antifa was ruining their brand with their wanton violence.

00:39:31.760 So they go, we need right-wing violence. 0.95

00:39:34.860 Do you think that?

00:39:35.900 Yep.

00:39:36.400 I'm positive.

00:39:36.960 Yeah.

00:39:37.400 We've got to really get into this.

00:39:38.840 Let's keep going.

00:39:39.420 I don't want to talk to you for years.

00:39:40.480 So they needed right-wing violence. 0.80

00:39:41.560 And we knew this was coming.

00:39:42.740 Yeah.

00:39:43.060 So Proud Boys actually brought pillows to that talk because they knew Antifa was going to jump them.

00:39:47.600 And they're going to beat them back with pillows. 0.91

00:39:49.360 Right.

00:39:50.980 Antifa jumped a journalist that night.

00:39:52.920 He's now called the Gypsy Crusader.

00:39:55.400 They killed people.

00:39:57.100 They have killed many people.

00:39:58.380 Well, they had a woman with a bike chain.

00:39:59.520 But they jumped this dude.

00:40:00.760 And no charges.

00:40:02.200 Lawyers magically appear.

00:40:03.460 Misdemeanors.

00:40:04.660 But at the end of the night, we were kept there by the police.

00:40:07.680 They cleared out the area.

00:40:09.140 And Antifa had gone around the block.

00:40:12.520 So they didn't.

00:40:13.840 Proud Boys didn't bring their pillows.

00:40:15.900 And they got jumped by Antifa.

00:40:17.660 They said, you want to go?

00:40:19.060 Proud Boys said yes.

00:40:20.240 And were actually losing at the very beginning of the fight.

00:40:22.660 But they dominated them. 0.95

00:40:23.900 They beat the shit out of the guys. 0.92

00:40:24.940 17-second fight. 0.96

00:40:26.340 They got four years in prison for that.

00:40:28.880 Despite Antifa saying, yeah, I don't want to press charges. 0.99

00:40:31.700 But Antifa didn't get shit, right? 0.99

00:40:32.660 Nothing. 0.99

00:40:33.460 And it was their fight.

00:40:34.280 And they didn't press charges.

00:40:35.960 They didn't get to face their...

00:40:37.140 Proud Boys didn't get to face their accuser.

00:40:38.700 Right.

00:40:38.880 But someone flicked a switch on October 12, 2018.

00:40:42.620 And all of a sudden, my daughter went from the most popular girl in school to eating lunch alone.

00:40:48.220 My other two sons totally ostracized.

00:40:50.040 Shunned like the Amish do. 1.00

00:40:51.360 Signs on my... 0.58

00:40:52.040 Leftists are like the Amish. 0.73

00:40:53.480 Yeah.

00:40:54.400 Wearing a scarlet letter.

00:40:55.860 There was a sign on the highway at the exit from where I live in Westchester.

00:41:01.880 Posters all over town.

00:41:03.300 Like I was kicked off all social media.

00:41:04.760 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:41:05.880 I remember this.

00:41:06.540 All like that.

00:41:07.660 Me too, yeah.

00:41:08.180 You skipped ahead a little bit.

00:41:09.240 You found the Proud Boys.

00:41:10.360 You just skipped over that.

00:41:11.260 Yeah.

00:41:11.660 But that was in 2015, 2016.

00:41:15.320 But that's an important thing.

00:41:16.600 But they weren't controversial then.

00:41:18.080 No, I know.

00:41:18.360 Weren't you just guys that were drinking at the bar?

00:41:20.820 It's just an animal house.

00:41:21.640 No, they were...

00:41:22.280 You guys were a protective...

00:41:23.560 So can we just get in this?

00:41:24.640 We were pictured next to Tucker.

00:41:25.860 And Proud Boys, everyone loved them.

00:41:27.520 They were just like any other...

00:41:28.760 They were almost like the Tea Party.

00:41:31.340 Just like conservative dudes.

00:41:33.060 Do you remember in Berkeley, this is where it all started, Christina Hoff Summers was a

00:41:37.540 friend I had on my old podcast.

00:41:38.780 She wrote The War on Boys.

00:41:40.320 Her and Milo Yiann, Liannopoulos. 0.52

00:41:41.820 I can never remember.

00:41:42.540 Yeah, Milo too.

00:41:43.300 They were going to speak at Berkeley and the students in Tifa blocked them from speaking

00:41:48.100 because they were right wing and it broke out and it got violence.

00:41:52.120 We got hit with a bike chain and I forget if I get...

00:41:54.140 Fires.

00:41:54.300 Yeah.

00:41:54.720 So let me just bring this up.

00:41:56.280 Base Stickman.

00:41:58.180 I'm a student of the internet.

00:42:00.280 So Patriots started showing up to protect people like Christina Hoff and Milo to speak.

00:42:05.180 So there was like this kind of like...

00:42:06.820 They were just street fights and scuffles.

00:42:08.880 So I remember this going on.

00:42:09.820 Base Stickman was the guy who has like American flag and he had a stick.

00:42:12.020 Kyle Chapman.

00:42:12.800 Yep.

00:42:13.020 Yeah, his real name.

00:42:13.540 So this was to protect free speech on Berkeley.

00:42:16.820 This is when I started...

00:42:17.780 I used to be a Democrat.

00:42:19.140 This is when my mind started to blow open. 0.97

00:42:20.920 It's like, why are the people that are supposedly for free speech blocking opposing opinions on a college campus and the people that are supposed to be protecting it, beating the shit out of people that want to hear it? 0.86

00:42:31.220 It was very weird. 0.72

00:42:32.080 The Proud Boys, I remember kind of coming up and coming across you was...

00:42:35.900 Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seemed like it was this kind of thing like, hey, you want

00:42:39.600 to go speak at an event?

00:42:40.400 You want to do it?

00:42:41.480 Antifa's going to attack you.

00:42:42.540 We're going to kind of protect you.

00:42:43.700 It was a voluntary security force.

00:42:46.640 And ask Ann Coulter about Proud Boys.

00:42:48.640 They've saved her many times.

00:42:50.440 Yeah.

00:42:51.500 Absolutely.

00:42:51.900 I mean, there was one moment where she was at a restaurant and one of the staff was Antifa

00:42:57.540 and she called her friends, the staff member.

00:43:01.640 This was in California.

00:43:03.000 And Antifa showed up to...

00:43:05.000 Who knows what they're going to do to her? 0.99

00:43:06.060 Probably beat the shit out of her. 1.00

00:43:07.700 Yeah. 0.98

00:43:08.140 And Ann happened to have like five Proud Boys sitting at the table.

00:43:11.320 Antifa came up the stairs. 1.00

00:43:12.320 They saw that there was these big blue-collar dudes with tattoos and they went, ah, not

00:43:16.000 worth it, and left.

00:43:17.000 Who knows what they would have done to Ann? 0.83

00:43:19.220 Absolutely.

00:43:19.820 And that's what Proud Boys were about.

00:43:22.000 Now, when Enrique Tarrio took over, they got really into rallying, but they never picked

00:43:29.380 a fight.

00:43:29.860 It was always someone else picking a fight.

00:43:31.600 But I'm telling you, that one day, someone decided... 1.00

00:43:34.200 And even that night, the cops didn't press charges because Antifa told the pigs to fuck 1.00

00:43:39.160 off. 1.00

00:43:39.520 And it was dead that night.

00:43:42.380 We all went out and had beers.

00:43:43.700 Yeah.

00:43:43.800 The next day, Bill de Blasio, Cuomo, the DA, everyone is saying hate.

00:43:49.760 And they had the same verbiage, which is unusual.

00:43:51.680 CIA talking points, we call them.

00:43:53.200 Yeah.

00:43:53.560 It said, hate has no place in our town.

00:43:56.360 Right.

00:43:56.540 Every single person had those same words.

00:43:59.400 And the next thing you know, they're off to do.

00:44:00.540 So it's like, hate has no place in our town.

00:44:02.540 So let's run them out with porch forks. 1.00

00:44:05.460 We're in their lives.

00:44:06.700 Pitch forks and, you know, run them out of town with pitch forks.

00:44:11.220 Yeah.

00:44:11.240 Right.

00:44:11.600 And the narrative became Proud Boys prowl the streets looking to beat up anyone they disagree 0.99

00:44:16.640 with, like trans or some old Jewish lady or some lesbian walking home with her groceries. 0.99

00:44:23.360 Yeah. 0.88

00:44:23.680 Like a cartoonish narrative.

00:44:25.700 Yeah.

00:44:25.920 And people bought it.

00:44:26.500 But it stuck.

00:44:27.160 And then, you know, they vandalized my home and my car and, you know, put signs all over

00:44:32.460 the streets.

00:44:33.580 No, you were on person.

00:44:34.380 They would stand out at my house in Sieg Heil to my home. 0.86

00:44:38.660 Because they're Nazis.

00:44:40.540 Yeah. 0.95

00:44:41.400 Well, they're.

00:44:42.300 Only Nazis Sieg Heil. 0.78

00:44:44.340 I mean, they don't go to nobody's house in Sieg Heil unless you're a Nazi. 0.82

00:44:49.080 Yeah.

00:44:49.280 Only Nazis Sieg Heil. 1.00

00:44:51.140 There's no parodying that horse shit. 1.00

00:44:54.480 That's true. 1.00

00:44:54.660 I love that they try to hide behind that.

00:44:56.940 That's a good point.

00:44:57.540 Sieg Heil.

00:44:58.260 Okay. 1.00

00:44:59.060 Like when What's-His-Face, the fucking dipshit from Florida with the. 1.00

00:45:05.100 What's-His-Name, David, somebody with the shooting. 1.00

00:45:08.080 He wore a black.

00:45:08.920 Oh, yeah.

00:45:09.200 This is what Disney came after me. 0.98

00:45:10.880 The gay kid. 1.00

00:45:11.680 They fucking monitored my Twitter. 1.00

00:45:13.840 He wore a fucking, yeah, the gay kid. 1.00

00:45:15.660 He wore a black armband and had his arm up like this. 1.00

00:45:18.760 And I was on my show, the reboot, and I tweeted, this is a Nazi. 0.95

00:45:24.380 I'm a Jew. 0.86

00:45:25.640 This is a Nazi salute with a black armband. 1.00

00:45:28.380 Are you shitting me, Democrats? 1.00

00:45:30.060 Oh, David Hogg? 0.99

00:45:30.980 David Hogg.

00:45:31.640 Yeah.

00:45:31.840 Right.

00:45:32.240 CIA.

00:45:32.540 So I get a call from Bob Iger's office.

00:45:35.880 We want you to take that tweet down.

00:45:38.380 Yeah.

00:45:38.480 And I'm like, you are defending somebody who's giving the Sieg Heil? 0.81

00:45:47.420 And it was like week after week of that until I just couldn't fucking think of it.

00:45:52.800 He was, to be fair, he wasn't. 0.95

00:45:54.700 Go ahead.

00:45:55.540 I said, to be fair, he wasn't doing the Sieg Heil.

00:45:57.940 You caught a picture because I did look into this.

00:46:00.180 You're not wrong, though, because he is trying.

00:46:01.640 The picture I seen, just like the Sieg Heil, and there wasn't nothing on there saying, we disavow.

00:46:07.880 Like, you know how they're always telling Trump, disavow these people of Charlottesville.

00:46:12.640 Well, there wasn't no disavowing of David Hogg in a Nazi salute with a black armband, Mr.

00:46:19.240 Bob Iger at Disney.

00:46:19.400 My point is, remember when they used to say this was white power, the okay symbol, and 0.97

00:46:23.000 we were all like, and even though it was just an okay symbol, he could have just been pointing.

00:46:27.260 My point is, I'm not disagreeing with you.

00:46:29.400 I'm just saying, David Hogg is trying to disarm Americans, which is very Nazi. 0.86

00:46:34.920 So he is clearly a Nazi. 0.99

00:46:36.960 Yeah, so the fucking UN troops under WHO, which they just passed, can come in and say, 1.00

00:46:43.320 these people are not only racist, but they're infected with some sort of a disease. 0.99

00:46:49.120 And we need to access the U.S. military to arrest them and put them in detention camps, 0.53

00:46:55.320 which is the next thing Biden's going to do. 1.00

00:46:57.560 And I cannot believe that they are letting him sit up there on his crazy ass. 1.00

00:47:04.900 And right, he just wrote that one today. 1.00

00:47:07.620 I'm appalled.

00:47:08.680 I don't know if you saw this.

00:47:09.440 Let me make sure you're set properly, though.

00:47:11.580 Real quick.

00:47:11.980 I want to go smaller.

00:47:15.760 I didn't sit in a new spot.

00:47:17.860 Yeah, you were.

00:47:19.120 You can tell I'm high?

00:47:22.380 You can tell I did a line when I was out there?

00:47:24.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:25.980 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:47:27.740 Is it on my nose? 1.00

00:47:28.880 Are you sober?

00:47:30.620 No.

00:47:31.500 Oh, thank God.

00:47:33.440 I don't.

00:47:34.060 God, I hate sobers.

00:47:35.920 They make me uncomfortable.

00:47:37.520 They're nothing but quitters.

00:47:38.820 That's what I said.

00:47:39.400 Okay, so you missed the David Hogg thing, but the Biden thing you're talking about, you tweeted out today, is really, really terrifying.

00:47:49.720 Did you see this?

00:47:50.860 No.

00:47:51.020 I don't know if it's an exaggeration.

00:47:52.560 I told them.

00:47:53.500 Okay. 1.00

00:47:53.760 But what they don't know is that, what they don't know, the left who are idiots, they don't understand that their thing that Biden signed with empowering the who to use the U.S. military to arrest the great unwashed racist right wing. 1.00

00:48:13.360 What they're really doing, it's a black genocide. 1.00

00:48:18.500 That's what they're doing. 0.99

00:48:19.660 It's eugenesis, and they're doing a black genocide in America. 1.00

00:48:23.140 Like they do with abortion. 1.00

00:48:24.800 Yeah.

00:48:25.620 Well, it's a genocide of women. 1.00

00:48:27.460 They're going to take out whoever they want.

00:48:28.260 It's a eugenesis thing. 0.75

00:48:29.260 They got to replace the working class that wants days off and benefits. 1.00

00:48:34.960 Yeah.

00:48:35.320 That's in their way.

00:48:36.560 He authorized the military, right, to work with the who?

00:48:38.600 That's what he authorized the U.N., to use the U.S. military, against citizens all over the world who might be infected with who knows what.

00:48:49.340 They don't clarify.

00:48:49.820 Bird flu.

00:48:50.580 They don't even say.

00:48:51.400 Which is scary, because they can just say you're infected and round you up, martial law.

00:48:55.820 But that can't fly.

00:48:57.360 That's going to be appealed.

00:48:58.400 Well, what they don't know is that, thank God, they preemptively passed the reversal of the Chevron.

00:49:06.980 Yeah, we have a lot to get into.

00:49:09.080 That's why I'm glad to be able to.

00:49:09.960 That is so great, because that took away the power from all unelected bureaucrats. 0.59

00:49:16.080 That's what I want Americans to know.

00:49:17.900 So that won't stand. 1.00

00:49:19.460 Fuck you, it won't stand. 1.00

00:49:21.720 This is America, that shit won't stand. 1.00

00:49:24.260 Do you hear me? 1.00

00:49:25.720 Especially post-trucker convoy, which I know is Canada, but I think the trucker convoy showed the working man that you don't have to tolerate this.

00:49:35.300 And we're seeing this with the farmers in the Netherlands and France, where they go, no, I'm not stopping.

00:49:41.560 I'm not going to switch to electric, and I'm not throwing my milk away.

00:49:45.860 In fact, I'm going to launch 600 tons of feces at your building. 0.96

00:49:51.320 So, you know, it's a rough metric.

00:49:54.480 I'm talking about hundreds of millions of people, but I really feel like the working class in the Western world has said, yeah, I'm done with the lies.

00:50:02.220 I'm done with throwing out my raw milk.

00:50:04.440 I'm done with these random bureaucrats, you know.

00:50:08.340 I'm done with being over-policed in a land that's supposed to be about liberty. 1.00

00:50:13.360 Fuck you. 1.00

00:50:14.340 Yeah, like the Bundy Ranch. 1.00

00:50:16.140 That was the first ones to stand up to bureaucrats.

00:50:21.300 Obama stole their land to sell the oil to frigging Russia, the uranium.

00:50:26.480 I mean, people in America don't even know.

00:50:29.660 They're allergic to fact. 1.00

00:50:32.680 I always say they're bullshit addicts. 1.00

00:50:35.780 They've got to have their bullshit, and it matters more to them than the lives of their children. 1.00

00:50:40.800 You know what I love about the Bundy Ranch? 1.00

00:50:42.900 The government always says, you want to fight the government with what?

00:50:45.720 Your random rifles?

00:50:46.880 Your .22?

00:50:47.640 They go, you need F-14s to fight us. 1.00

00:50:49.620 That's what Biden said.

00:50:50.680 And the Bundy Ranch was a ragtag group of 15-year-olds and 105-year-olds with random guns, shotguns, whatever.

00:50:59.960 Landowners, American landowners.

00:51:01.460 They lined up against the National Guard, and Obama went, this is going to look bad if anything goes down.

00:51:06.420 I'm out.

00:51:07.000 And they won.

00:51:07.840 Look at the insurgency in Iraq or Afghanistan.

00:51:10.300 That's what my argument's always like.

00:51:11.560 You're going to need a F-14s. 1.00

00:51:12.480 You guys couldn't even win in a fucking Iraq or Afghanistan. 0.99

00:51:15.880 Look at the American Revolution. 1.00

00:51:17.040 I was going to say, British.

00:51:17.780 They hit in the trees.

00:51:18.780 Yeah, English were like, well, you can't stop us with your little rifles. 0.98

00:51:21.920 Because we observed that's how the Indians fought.

00:51:24.540 Guerrilla warfare goes a long way.

00:51:26.080 And also just fighting.

00:51:30.860 Just fighting.

00:51:31.560 And if you're 10,000, 100,000, they have to deal with you.

00:51:36.140 When they say you need a tank.

00:51:37.340 Guerrilla warfare is such a great subject that I'd love to discuss.

00:51:41.740 I'm going to do it all day.

00:51:42.360 Maybe I need to discuss it with a Torah student, though, because everybody who crossed the Bering 1.00

00:51:49.320 Straits is one of the 12 tribes of Israel, the Indians in America.

00:51:56.700 So it's like this genetic memory that they can't destroy.

00:52:01.420 And, you know, it's being pieced together right now.

00:52:05.660 And it's very exciting.

00:52:07.340 People have no idea of this realm of stuff that's going on. 0.99

00:52:15.000 Because they're all down here in the shit bottom. 0.99

00:52:18.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:19.340 But there's something else wonderful going on.

00:52:22.320 Yeah.

00:52:22.880 Yeah.

00:52:23.160 And I wish Americans understood how little it takes.

00:52:26.580 You don't have to be Chuck Norris. 1.00

00:52:29.080 No shit. 0.99

00:52:30.060 Just say. 1.00

00:52:30.820 You can be a fat old grandma. 1.00

00:52:32.420 Exactly. 0.95

00:52:33.040 If there's a drag queen story hour in your town, just show up and go, yeah, this isn't happening here. 1.00

00:52:38.680 Yeah.

00:52:38.900 And they will shut it down.

00:52:40.000 You don't have to bomb anyone.

00:52:41.400 You don't need bombs. 1.00

00:52:42.180 I know how to destroy the motherfucker. 1.00

00:52:45.200 I says, I'm calling up. 1.00

00:52:47.220 I'm going to dress up like a man and read the Bible to school kids.

00:52:53.580 Yeah.

00:52:53.980 That's the worst nightmare.

00:52:55.000 And I'm going to get paid for it, too.

00:52:57.940 Isn't that interesting?

00:52:58.480 I'm going to make, as they make, $26,000,000 for that repulsive soiree performance.

00:53:10.560 That's what the drag queens get paid at story hour? 1.00

00:53:12.100 $26,000,000 for repulsive soiree.

00:53:13.780 Paid by the tax payers.

00:53:14.560 Isn't it funny how it's always drag queens? 1.00

00:53:16.560 They have people stick their ass in your face. 1.00

00:53:18.460 Because you know how it wasn't enough that people go, hey, the emperor's naked. 1.00

00:53:23.120 The son of a bitch, he's naked. 1.00

00:53:25.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:26.020 That wasn't enough.

00:53:27.400 He's got to get down. 0.96

00:53:28.160 He's dressed like a stripper. 0.88

00:53:29.440 Yeah.

00:53:29.600 Why is it?

00:53:30.140 I would say this.

00:53:30.720 No, it's not enough.

00:53:31.480 You have to just come down off his horse when I'm the first drag king. 1.00

00:53:36.120 You've got to force your way in.

00:53:36.840 Why is it never?

00:53:37.160 I did that on the Rosanne show, the first drag king. 1.00

00:53:39.300 She told me I interrupted her last week.

00:53:40.760 It's my favorite story. 1.00

00:53:41.600 Shut up, both of you. 0.99

00:53:42.080 It's my favorite moment of all time. 1.00

00:53:44.500 What was I saying?

00:53:45.800 I don't know.

00:53:46.160 He was trying to say something.

00:53:47.340 I was going to say something. 0.99

00:53:49.380 And it was a funny joke, damn it. 0.99

00:53:52.860 Good joke. 0.99

00:53:53.800 Well, while you think about it, you were saying that.

00:53:55.440 Well, I was streaming.

00:53:56.840 This isn't a good joke, but it's an observation.

00:53:59.240 Why do they not have drag kings reading to kids?

00:54:02.720 The Bible.

00:54:02.960 That's a woman in a suit with a Bible. 0.98

00:54:05.020 With a Bible.

00:54:05.740 With a mustache.

00:54:07.500 That's what I'm going to do. 0.99

00:54:07.900 If it's about showing kids that gays are normal, then why not have some lesbians in a suit with a mustache? 1.00

00:54:12.880 No. 0.99

00:54:13.320 They never do that.

00:54:14.360 How about having a post-sexual grandmother? 0.91

00:54:19.660 Are you post-sexual? 1.00

00:54:21.200 Hell's fucking yeah, bitch. 1.00

00:54:23.180 That's not what you said to me in the other room. 1.00

00:54:25.160 I did not.

00:54:26.980 No, I'm totally post-sexual.

00:54:29.360 Okay.

00:54:30.140 I am 72 years old, and here's what I know. 0.99

00:54:33.680 I'm not going to take any of them whore hormones. 1.00

00:54:36.760 Whore hormones is what I say. 1.00

00:54:39.040 All my girlfriends were starting to think right. 0.97

00:54:41.520 They were thinking a lot about God, taking care of their grandchildren, leaving something good behind. 0.99

00:54:46.980 But no, they was bothered by a dry vagina because their husbands was all on Viagra and Cialis, getting the big boner. 1.00

00:54:57.640 They're too old to be having sex. 1.00

00:55:00.320 Let's be real. 1.00

00:55:01.920 The old men are too fucking old to be having sex with their weak sperm to impregnate anyone and create a fucking second-rate human that's all fucked up. 1.00

00:55:12.900 Women old. 1.00

00:55:13.620 What are we supposed to do with these boners?

00:55:15.380 Guys, I turned 54 today.

00:55:17.640 I have just invented the anti-boner pill for the older woman to put into her husband's orange juice. 1.00

00:55:30.940 It's called bone voyage.

00:55:33.940 Bravo.

00:55:35.180 I don't want that.

00:55:36.040 I'm the San Antonio, 6th, 7th, and 8th, for more of that.

00:55:39.160 I don't want that.

00:55:40.340 But you're right, though.

00:55:41.160 It's never women in drag because they're not as statistically- 1.00

00:55:43.940 It's got to be sexual.

00:55:44.820 They're not as predatory to children.

00:55:46.540 My kids' teacher, my 11-year-old teacher was talking about gays and stuff.

00:55:50.580 But that's getting possessed.

00:55:51.440 She's just going to-

00:55:52.360 I'm like post-menopausal.

00:55:54.460 I'm 72.

00:55:55.160 I look back now and I go, for the larger part of my life as a woman, I was totally obsessed 0.99

00:56:04.600 with going for the cock. 0.99

00:56:09.420 That's a clip. 1.00

00:56:10.420 That's a clip. 0.95

00:56:11.140 You were a cockaholic? 0.99

00:56:12.400 We all are. 1.00

00:56:14.100 That's why we put on the makeup and fucking go on a diet and shit. 1.00

00:56:17.880 But were you big on fellatio? 1.00

00:56:20.420 I understand Jews don't do blowjobs. 1.00

00:56:22.000 That's only when they're married. 1.00

00:56:24.620 Ma, you know, there's a lot of things getting us.

00:56:28.460 Credit card debt, being sick, being shot at by the CIA, whatever you name it.

00:56:34.200 But another thing a lot of people are dealing with on top of credit card debt is back owed

00:56:38.940 taxes because you get taxed so much.

00:56:41.280 And we come from California, so I think you get taxed like 97% or something to pay for

00:56:45.720 Gavin Newsom's hair products or whatever it is.

00:56:48.440 A lot of people owe a lot of money.

00:56:50.720 Many, even good Americans that pay taxes can't even afford the tax payment.

00:56:54.560 That's what a back payment tax is.

00:56:56.880 It's another crushing debt that can ruin your life.

00:56:58.880 Hey, have you ever heard of a thing called the Declaration of Independence, son?

00:57:02.660 I read about it in school from a drag queen when I was a kid.

00:57:06.980 Really?

00:57:07.460 No, they didn't read that. 0.64

00:57:09.080 They were trying to groom me sexually.

00:57:10.560 Didn't we break away from our imperialist oppressors over being taxed way too much?

00:57:18.700 I thought so, yeah.

00:57:19.980 But, you know, a lot of good that did us, right?

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00:58:35.740 I mean, we're really lucky that there is help like this.

00:58:39.720 Yeah.

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00:59:06.380 They do to get you married. 0.76

00:59:08.080 They're very good at it, actually.

00:59:09.720 That's what they say.

00:59:10.960 Well, it's also true.

00:59:11.640 I'm married to a Jewish girl.

00:59:13.180 I can attest.

00:59:14.000 That is true.

00:59:15.100 And same with the Filipinas. 0.85

00:59:18.600 They don't blow?

00:59:19.520 Huh?

00:59:20.560 No.

00:59:20.960 My, a dear friend of mine is Filipina and has introduced me many lovely Filipinas,

00:59:26.620 the most gorgeous women on earth. 1.00

00:59:28.620 I like them because they're like Asians with an ass. 1.00

00:59:31.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:32.040 They're the Italians of the Orient. 1.00

00:59:33.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:34.400 They got a good ass. 1.00

00:59:36.080 And they're beautiful. 1.00

00:59:37.980 And they're very smart.

00:59:39.120 They're very Jewish is what I see. 1.00

00:59:41.400 They're actually more manipulative and worse than Jewish women. 1.00

00:59:44.640 But you've got to get the guy. 0.99

00:59:46.360 And the only way to get the guy, you know, it's all, you know, that's what it's about.

00:59:52.920 The sweet sayings.

00:59:54.460 What would you like?

00:59:58.640 A croissant with chili?

01:00:03.400 Can you do your Filipino accent while you do this?

01:00:05.500 Please.

01:00:05.980 No, Linda will. 0.63

01:00:08.280 Okay, I'll try to do it for Linda, huh?

01:00:10.180 It'll help.

01:00:11.040 It's the story.

01:00:11.560 Well, Linda, she's been with me 30 years and I love her like a sister.

01:00:15.680 And she manipulated me into building her Filipino family, a huge mansion over there in the Philippines, 0.95

01:00:27.380 which I was happy to do because I loved her.

01:00:29.780 How much did that cost you?

01:00:30.680 She helped me raise my son.

01:00:31.320 $50.

01:00:31.740 It don't matter.

01:00:32.800 I have $50.

01:00:33.260 $240.

01:00:34.360 Yeah.

01:00:35.100 But anyways, what am I talking about, Jake?

01:00:38.660 Filipinos.

01:00:39.460 Filipinas.

01:00:39.960 Oh, yeah.

01:00:40.540 They're just like the Jewish. 1.00

01:00:42.000 Well, you blow your way to the middle. 1.00

01:00:45.680 But Jews and Filipinos can only blow their way to the middle. 1.00

01:00:50.320 I see.

01:00:51.560 I'm glad you brought up Jews because I want to hear what you think of the JQ, the Jewish question.

01:00:58.360 What's that?

01:00:59.240 Oh, this is going to be – I've waited to talk to you for years.

01:01:01.800 Whether we should live or not?

01:01:02.020 Oh, God.

01:01:02.740 I mean, the Hitler's final solution. 0.94

01:01:04.720 This is about to get really, really good.

01:01:06.480 So the far right, the Gruper Fuentes right –

01:01:10.300 What's Gruper?

01:01:11.200 I've heard that word.

01:01:12.200 Gruper's are like basically anti-Semitic conservatives.

01:01:15.920 Yeah.

01:01:16.800 Gruper's?

01:01:17.580 Gruper's.

01:01:17.800 We just call them Goyam.

01:01:19.820 Alt-rightards, I call them. 0.99

01:01:22.180 Their contention is that all these bad things that are happening are part of a Jewish conspiracy.

01:01:27.800 Which is true.

01:01:28.340 And there are a disproportionate number of Jews in this sort of anti-American media, Hollywood, politics.

01:01:39.760 Yeah.

01:01:40.200 Well, I mean, so what if there's 40 million – you know, there's not 40 million Jews thanks to – 0.98

01:01:45.980 Not anymore.

01:01:46.680 People like them.

01:01:48.120 But there's only 14 million of us now after 2,000 years of persecution.

01:01:53.320 But – and death.

01:01:55.760 And, you know, the witch burnings were very much against Jewish women, but they don't want us to know that. 0.72

01:02:02.980 I never knew that. 1.00

01:02:03.860 I know because Rome is a liar and is of Satan. 0.99

01:02:07.260 But I thought we were talking about Salem. 0.99

01:02:08.260 But anyway, let's get back to the thing.

01:02:09.740 Huh?

01:02:09.980 What are you asking?

01:02:10.520 I have a feeling you're more anti-Semitic than me. 0.99

01:02:12.960 I'm kind of known as a Jew ass kisser because my contention is whites have this ethnomasochism where they want to – they feel like they're too successful and they want to eradicate themselves. 1.00

01:02:24.420 And Jews are exceptional whites. 0.99

01:02:27.120 So when they do good, they do exceptional good.

01:02:29.200 When they do bad, they do exceptional bad.

01:02:30.560 Like there's a pill you can take right now that films your body and you shit it out and it's a colonoscopy in reverse. 0.91

01:02:38.860 Wow. 0.99

01:02:39.460 Really?

01:02:39.900 That's an Israeli invention. 1.00

01:02:41.400 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:02:41.960 They're all crazy with the shit they're doing. 1.00

01:02:43.400 Jews are wildly overrepresented in medicine and mathematics and science. 1.00

01:02:46.660 Well, like I say, it's amazing that the Jewish mind – well, you know, this is a huge thing and we will talk about it. 1.00

01:02:55.000 And that's one of the reasons I wanted to have you on the show and why I had AJ – what's he called?

01:03:00.860 What's his other word?

01:03:01.760 Dream Rare.

01:03:04.040 Anomaly?

01:03:04.540 Anomaly, yeah.

01:03:05.660 And other people who –

01:03:06.820 He's a friend of ours.

01:03:07.540 He's friends with Jake Shields who's now like the supreme Nazi on the internet.

01:03:11.740 Yeah, I'm friends with Jake Shields too.

01:03:13.020 I'm friends with Nazis. 1.00

01:03:14.300 Me too.

01:03:15.080 We disagree.

01:03:16.400 Yeah.

01:03:17.000 No, but what they need to know –

01:03:20.540 Let's settle this now. 1.00

01:03:21.680 Yeah, I'm here to – I'm the motherfucker. 0.99

01:03:23.760 The end of the JQ. 0.99

01:03:25.300 Well, what is the Jewish question? 0.71

01:03:26.740 What does that mean?

01:03:27.300 Yeah, what does that mean?

01:03:27.960 What is the actual question? 0.67

01:03:28.700 The JQ is are Jews responsible for the destruction of Western society? 0.62

01:03:32.820 Right. 0.96

01:03:33.120 And what is the theory behind that is that they're moving Muslims into Europe? 0.98

01:03:36.800 So they are so scared of a Fourth Reich and a World War III that they foment dissent in order to keep us fighting each other and have our women date black guys and get beat up. 0.99

01:03:48.300 Yeah, I've heard all this and they're in porn. 0.99

01:03:49.640 And I've also heard they're responsible for moving Muslims into Europe. 0.99

01:03:52.420 Yep.

01:03:52.780 Yep.

01:03:53.220 Yeah.

01:03:53.460 And it's part of a Western sabotage to ensure that whites don't start congregating, organizing, and creating another Nazi party. 0.65

01:04:01.200 Oh, that's true.

01:04:01.780 Oh, uh-huh.

01:04:02.640 But that's the thing.

01:04:03.680 Like, every time I talk to Jews about this kind of stuff, smart Jews, Orthodox Jews, they go, eh. 1.00

01:04:09.200 Can I just point to –

01:04:10.560 No, that's 100% true.

01:04:11.740 It's 100% true.

01:04:12.400 It is.

01:04:12.880 It's all 100% true, but that's why I'm here because I'm going to fix it.

01:04:17.340 Well, hold on.

01:04:17.840 For everybody.

01:04:18.880 Please, this is a really – you've got to let me talk.

01:04:20.760 People need to know the track they're on, and then they'll make the right choice or not.

01:04:30.320 If you don't make the right choice, see ya.

01:04:34.320 You ain't going to make it.

01:04:35.720 But here's what needs to be said real quick.

01:04:38.020 That is true.

01:04:39.140 And I love Christian non-Jews. 0.96

01:04:41.040 You have to fight on the show, Gavin.

01:04:42.500 I have always loved them, hence my show.

01:04:44.940 I love them because I grew up with them, and God loves them, and a lot of them loves the Jews, you know.

01:04:54.580 The real Jews. 0.99

01:04:55.600 Your beliefs are strange. 0.95

01:04:56.740 You're a Jew. 1.00

01:04:57.580 I'm a Jew.

01:04:58.320 That's why they're strange.

01:04:58.880 But you believe that Jesus performed miracles.

01:05:02.100 You don't even know the first thing about Jesus, honey.

01:05:05.660 And when I tell you, the top of your head's going to blow off.

01:05:10.240 I'm glad I'm wearing a hat.

01:05:11.860 Before you go there, you've got to say one thing.

01:05:13.540 Because he is more than what you think.

01:05:15.460 Yeah.

01:05:15.780 Before we do this, please, can I have to say one thing, and then I won't talk again.

01:05:20.900 The Jewish question –

01:05:21.920 Yes, he will.

01:05:22.260 He'll butt in.

01:05:22.800 No, I'm not butt in.

01:05:23.660 He won't talk for like five minutes.

01:05:25.500 Watch this. 0.53

01:05:26.400 The Jew question, the Soros Jew, all the stuff you're talking about, I'm going to blow your mind, too. 0.81

01:05:32.420 Soros is not actually a Jew.

01:05:34.320 He's not practicing Jew. 0.75

01:05:35.860 He doesn't keep Sabbath.

01:05:37.280 No, we say Jino.

01:05:38.440 Listen, she'll never –

01:05:39.460 It's Jino.

01:05:40.040 Jews in Neymar. 0.96

01:05:41.080 They are different kinds of Jews.

01:05:43.600 They were bred.

01:05:44.680 There's different kinds of blacks.

01:05:45.960 That's what the Kuiper's, including Fuentes, don't understand. 1.00

01:05:47.900 That's what I'm trying to get at.

01:05:48.760 They were bred.

01:05:49.340 And you've talked about this.

01:05:50.320 This is important.

01:05:51.320 There's a civil war within the Jewish community.

01:05:51.420 They were bred over 1,000 years in Europe and Russia in camps by eugenicists 1.00

01:06:03.600 to be self-destructive, self-defeatist.

01:06:07.960 And it's like, how do you destroy – but it goes even further back to Exodus.

01:06:13.920 And that's what I'd love to talk to you about because did you say you believe in the Bible?

01:06:18.060 Mm-hmm.

01:06:18.700 It's Catholic.

01:06:19.040 You wasn't giving me any kind of double talk when you said that, were you?

01:06:22.880 Nope.

01:06:23.600 You think Exodus is pretty cool, right?

01:06:26.360 Yes.

01:06:27.100 I don't take the Bible 100% literally.

01:06:30.340 I take it as a lot of metaphors.

01:06:35.260 But I think that it is the most accurate representation of what God wants us to do.

01:06:42.800 Yes.

01:06:44.680 Agreed.

01:06:45.900 Once I turn you on to the new numbers of it, it'll blow you away because it's all about

01:06:55.600 the information age and computers.

01:06:58.260 It's unbelievable coding done all these many years ago to tell us how we can create a just

01:07:14.840 law on this planet for all people for once without slavery, without any kind of slavery

01:07:24.280 or war, which is why I love Trump, and we can do it.

01:07:29.680 Isn't the Tower of Babel God's way of saying don't have social media, don't assimilate – or

01:07:37.020 not the word assimilate, but don't congregate, don't become all one thing?

01:07:41.980 Like the Tower of Babel to me is anti-globalization.

01:07:45.940 Soros is a big globalist. 1.00

01:07:47.280 He wanted everyone to speak that stupid Esperanza language. 1.00

01:07:49.960 Yes. 1.00

01:07:50.580 It's all one language.

01:07:51.580 That's the Tower of Babel. 0.98

01:07:52.900 Yes.

01:07:53.040 Because globalists want us all to be the same, and I think God wants us all to be as unique

01:07:58.220 as possible.

01:07:58.960 Absolutely.

01:07:59.280 As Mao said, let a thousand flowers bloom.

01:08:02.100 Yes.

01:08:03.080 Well, what the globalists want is a genderless, unthinking slave who will be the perfect – 1.00

01:08:15.040 Yeah, well, eat bugs, own nothing, be happy, and work for, what, 21 cents an hour from a prison

01:08:22.420 cell that they disguise as an apartment?

01:08:25.500 Mm-hmm.

01:08:26.380 Hello.

01:08:28.060 Smart cities.

01:08:28.780 The people are so – here's the thing, they are so privileged that they actually believe

01:08:40.600 the people they oppress regard a prison cell as a step up in life.

01:08:50.900 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:08:51.080 That's their shit. 1.00

01:08:52.540 That's their fucking satanic programming. 1.00

01:08:55.420 But they're not going to win. 1.00

01:08:58.420 God's going to win. 0.62

01:08:59.460 God already did win.

01:09:00.000 Yes, I agree.

01:09:00.760 I think he's winning.

01:09:02.420 The assassination attempt was an example of God saying, all right, I've had enough.

01:09:05.980 We've got to talk about this.

01:09:06.680 We've got to fix this.

01:09:07.320 Oh, we'll talk about that, but let's take a cigarette.

01:09:09.080 But you seem to be like –

01:09:09.920 I know you smoke a lot, and you probably need a cigarette.

01:09:12.200 Just smoke or go smoke. 0.98

01:09:13.400 You seem like a Judeophile, whatever you call it, a Philo-Semite, and also anti-Semitic 0.99

01:09:19.420 at the same time.

01:09:20.540 No, I'm not.

01:09:21.360 I'm a Torah student, and I read what Torah tells us about our history and what we are to

01:09:29.460 do.

01:09:31.160 It's not what any of these rabbis say.

01:09:33.760 You really got to explain this better, because this is an important thing.

01:09:37.080 No, hold on.

01:09:37.420 But can I have a cigarette first?

01:09:38.780 Just go smoke.

01:09:39.380 Let's have a cigarette.

01:09:40.440 I mean –

01:09:40.860 I know you smoke like a thing.

01:09:42.200 I love smoking.

01:09:43.180 Just go smoke in here. 1.00

01:09:43.600 I use my foreskin, but I'm still smoking. 0.98

01:09:44.740 You can smoke in here. 0.99

01:09:45.840 Mom, you can smoke in here. 1.00

01:09:46.980 I don't want to ruin the podcast.

01:09:49.260 One time.

01:09:51.620 Thanks, Dave.

01:09:52.480 Mr. Gavin Am.

01:09:54.540 Go get your cigarettes.

01:09:55.740 Well, I don't want to stop recording, because it makes –

01:09:58.100 Gavin?

01:09:58.660 Can I shoot up heroin?

01:09:59.720 You can.

01:10:00.300 You could have done that anyway.

01:10:01.680 I just don't like smoking.

01:10:02.800 It doesn't smell.

01:10:03.240 That's why I don't mind it.

01:10:04.360 I thought you were going to say –

01:10:04.900 I mean, when I cook it on the spoon, there's a bit of a smell.

01:10:07.520 Have you ever done heroin?

01:10:08.940 Yep. 0.99

01:10:09.660 You mother son of a gun. 1.00

01:10:11.720 Go get your cigarettes, please, man. 1.00

01:10:12.720 I'm getting my cigarettes.

01:10:13.280 All right.

01:10:13.760 Okay.

01:10:14.000 We're going to take a little break, but I got to just tell you, chug that.

01:10:17.360 That's good. 0.99

01:10:18.400 Bring an ashtray, too, so you don't fucking ash on your really expensive couch. 0.95

01:10:22.720 How do you like this? 0.98

01:10:23.760 You're all waiting.

01:10:24.860 Look at my spot.

01:10:25.960 Oh, my God.

01:10:29.220 All right.

01:10:29.580 We'll wait for you, but I just got to say this, because this needs to be on tape. 0.97

01:10:32.060 This is – I fight with fucking Jake Shield, and then he never responds to me. 1.00

01:10:35.340 This Jewish question shit, I see it every fucking day. 1.00

01:10:38.620 How can white people – and I've followed you for a long time, and I understand what we're saying as white men a lot of times is, you're generalizing us. 1.00

01:10:48.560 We're generalizing.

01:10:49.280 We're not all white as the same, and it's like we get upset when we're like, white people are all racist, and we're like, we're not all racist.

01:10:54.480 Why is that not afforded by the Fuentes team with Jews? 0.52

01:10:57.700 Let me just ask you the question.

01:10:58.640 Why is that not afforded?

01:10:59.500 It's like you're a Jew. 1.00

01:11:01.080 Therefore, everything – I know everything about – it's like you can't do that.

01:11:03.580 You can't say – my mom said this on the podcast.

01:11:05.100 You can't say the blacks.

01:11:06.780 You can't say that it's racist, but the Jews, everyone can say the Jews.

01:11:10.340 There's a million different kinds of Jews.

01:11:11.720 Well, you still get in a lot of trouble for criticizing Jews.

01:11:14.580 Well, it depends on the Jew. 0.93

01:11:15.800 My mom gets criticized all the time. 0.99

01:11:17.360 She never got anyone in trouble.

01:11:18.720 I mean, there was a lot of people who got fired for supporting October 7th, but I've been around Jews.

01:11:27.340 Like the most Hasidic Jews are in my land in Montreal, upstate New York, and Williamsburg, Brooklyn. 0.99

01:11:33.840 That's where I've spent my adult life since I was 18.

01:11:36.460 So I've been surrounded by not just Jews, but like Jews. 1.00

01:11:39.660 But my mom got fired for saying my own brotherhood.

01:11:41.880 So I think the reason that you have people making these ghost generalizations about the Jays is they don't know the Jays.

01:11:48.740 I think it's first level.

01:11:49.580 I was in Nashville.

01:11:50.720 I was in South Carolina recently, and I was like, so what do the Jews think about this?

01:11:54.240 And I realized I'm in a room with people that have never met one Jew ever.

01:11:58.860 They're just – they're not – coming from New York and Montreal, like Jews and gays are 40% of the population.

01:12:05.820 It's just part of your world.

01:12:06.940 And then you go to Nashville, and they've never met a Jew or a gay.

01:12:10.160 But my point is my mom got fired for saying Muslim Brotherhood.

01:12:12.880 There's people getting fired today, which I'm not for, saying that they wish the sniper didn't miss.

01:12:17.180 I don't know if you've been watching.

01:12:18.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

01:12:18.920 I'm not for cancel culture at all.

01:12:20.380 But my point is if you say anything that offends the establishment, you're going to get axed.

01:12:24.940 Like my mom – it's not just Jews that you're critical of.

01:12:27.480 In fact, right now the only people you really can't be critical of, and I say this every week, is the Muslim Brotherhood. 0.94

01:12:32.700 That's where I get in trouble.

01:12:33.760 We got demonetized on YouTube. 1.00

01:12:35.420 I could still talk shit about Jews a little bit more. 0.99

01:12:39.060 And I'm not trying to play the Oppression Olympics. 0.99

01:12:41.180 I'm just saying I think everybody has a claim that if you go after this group, you're going to get in trouble.

01:12:46.120 And I don't know why –

01:12:46.620 You know what's ironic?

01:12:47.720 A disproportionate number of Jews created that culture.

01:12:51.760 No, they did.

01:12:52.440 They did.

01:12:52.780 But those are leftist American Jews. 0.93

01:12:54.300 I don't want to say Jews created cancel culture.

01:12:56.160 They did.

01:12:56.480 But agnostic, secular Jews are wildly disproportionately represented in cancel culture.

01:13:03.700 And my neighbors are all Jews. 0.99

01:13:05.220 They hate my guts. 0.99

01:13:06.060 They put signs on my lawn, all that stuff.

01:13:08.220 And one of them came up to me recently.

01:13:09.940 Stara David around her neck.

01:13:11.620 And I'm known as the David Duke of my community.

01:13:14.740 Congrats.

01:13:15.020 She goes, I got to ask you something as someone who's politically vocal.

01:13:20.700 And her husband saw her talking to me.

01:13:22.580 And he's like, why are you talking to David Duke?

01:13:23.880 David Duke, yeah.

01:13:24.880 And I go, I'm loving this.

01:13:28.500 This was right after – like when the encampments were all over the universities.

01:13:33.760 And I go, I'm loving this.

01:13:35.400 This is Gollum.

01:13:36.760 You guys created a monster.

01:13:38.760 Yeah.

01:13:39.200 You talked about mega extremists.

01:13:41.360 And you said they're Nazis.

01:13:42.760 And I look out at these protests, and I don't see one red baseball hat anywhere.

01:13:48.420 Right.

01:13:48.920 Tell you what I do see. 1.00

01:13:50.100 I see the students that you indoctrinated with your Marxist bullshit. 1.00

01:13:54.300 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:54.660 And I see the refugees that you welcomed with open arms.

01:13:58.320 Right.

01:13:58.420 I didn't really say you.

01:13:59.440 I said the left.

01:14:00.380 Yeah.

01:14:00.800 But that's the Jewish. 1.00

01:14:01.620 But it was a big part of that.

01:14:03.720 So I feel very vindicated this year.

01:14:07.420 Yeah, you're not wrong.

01:14:07.980 This is the year of vindication.

01:14:09.200 I agree.

01:14:09.880 I agree for a lot of us.

01:14:10.840 I just want to be really clear.

01:14:12.980 An American leftist Jew, if you go to Israel for two hours, they're MAGA, right? 0.96

01:14:18.660 They're conservative.

01:14:19.880 But there's also –

01:14:21.320 Well, there's every kind.

01:14:22.060 Super secular Jews that hate the wall and don't want to Israel. 0.99

01:14:25.660 This is another thing that the far right doesn't get.

01:14:28.800 Go to Israel. 0.96

01:14:29.640 Like I'll go with you.

01:14:30.500 Yeah.

01:14:30.640 And you'll meet like Haaretz, I think, is the newspaper there.

01:14:34.840 They have Antifa writing for them.

01:14:36.520 Yeah. 0.99

01:14:36.680 They hate Jews. 0.96

01:14:37.920 No, they have the same problem we have here. 0.92

01:14:39.460 You read the media in Israel.

01:14:42.000 Oh, I know.

01:14:42.300 And it's way more anti-Semitic than anything you've ever read here.

01:14:45.780 I agree. 0.99

01:14:46.380 David Duke would fucking love – 0.99

01:14:48.920 Have an editorial. 0.99

01:14:49.600 Tel Aviv.

01:14:50.720 He would be –

01:14:51.640 And he'd have tons of friends.

01:14:52.840 But Tel Aviv is like Austin, Texas.

01:14:54.760 Yeah, totally.

01:14:55.620 So city centers are always going to be more liberal.

01:14:57.900 But my point is a Jew –

01:15:00.180 I just want to get this out and then we'll let mom go back because I've wanted to talk to you for years.

01:15:04.780 I want to talk to you for years.

01:15:06.500 Israeli Jews on the whole, we're speaking in generalities,

01:15:09.940 and American leftist Jews are not the same person,

01:15:12.740 which is why me and my mom do this podcast together.

01:15:15.840 We're Jews.

01:15:16.640 And this is one of the most domestic terrorist-y pro-maga podcasts I've ever seen. 1.00

01:15:21.500 The shit we say, we've already been demonetized. 1.00

01:15:24.520 But we're Jews. 1.00

01:15:25.620 And I'm talking to –

01:15:26.440 Jake Shields was actually being on the show at one point.

01:15:29.260 And I doubt he would.

01:15:31.260 But when I look at his –

01:15:32.380 I don't know.

01:15:33.180 He's like me.

01:15:34.320 He has theories.

01:15:36.140 Like with this shooter, my theory is that it was just gross incompetence.

01:15:40.600 Yeah.

01:15:40.780 And that was malicious in the sense that Mayorkas knew that turning the Secret Service into the secret cervix

01:15:47.680 is going to put Trump's life in jeopardy. 0.99

01:15:50.360 He didn't give a shit. 0.99

01:15:51.380 But as far as handpicking that shooter, I don't believe that. 0.99

01:15:55.080 But he could be wrong. 1.00

01:15:56.320 And Jake Shields is the same way with all his Jew shit. 1.00

01:15:58.820 He's like, I chose this side. 1.00

01:16:00.400 But he also put a picture of the shooter with a yarmulke that was debunked.

01:16:04.680 Like it wasn't even a guy.

01:16:05.740 So it's like that's the kind of stuff that drives me crazy.

01:16:08.000 I think Jake is surrounded with Muslim fighters and they're cool.

01:16:11.580 Yeah.

01:16:12.220 So he's like, I like these guys.

01:16:13.720 I love Jake.

01:16:14.520 I do like that.

01:16:15.520 And a lot of times I like a lot of what he says.

01:16:17.680 I'm just pointing out like to sit there and be like this cool dude, Jake Shields. 0.98

01:16:22.580 Like I'm fucking – I'm a maverick. 1.00

01:16:24.040 I stand up for shit. 1.00

01:16:24.980 Like I'm with you. 1.00

01:16:25.640 And then all of a sudden it's like, oh, I've made up my mind here.

01:16:28.420 Now I'm going to generalize people.

01:16:30.200 And now I'm going to spread disinformation.

01:16:32.040 It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:16:32.580 I thought we were all cool and we were open-minded.

01:16:34.260 That's my – and it's not coming from a Jew. 0.91

01:16:36.220 This is coming from like –

01:16:38.000 I think Jake has kind of got a Southerner mentality.

01:16:40.640 And this is the impetus for the Civil War in many ways.

01:16:43.540 If you say to a Southerner, you've got to brush your teeth twice a day.

01:16:46.780 Yeah.

01:16:47.140 They're not. 1.00

01:16:47.380 They'll be like, fuck you. 1.00

01:16:48.560 I'm never brushing my teeth ever again. 1.00

01:16:50.320 Yeah.

01:16:50.840 So Jake's not really politically motivated.

01:16:53.660 I don't think so either.

01:16:54.180 He's not into geopolitics.

01:16:55.900 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:56.040 But someone has told him he can't say that and now he's like, fuck you. 1.00

01:17:00.080 And I get that. 1.00

01:17:01.080 I'll say that all I want, bitch. 1.00

01:17:02.940 I'm Roseanne's kid. 1.00

01:17:03.840 I love that spirit.

01:17:04.920 I just think like – let me put it this way and then we'll change the subject.

01:17:09.840 There's levels of understanding.

01:17:11.780 There's a level of being awake, not woke awake.

01:17:14.940 Like I said, I've been a fan of games for a long time.

01:17:17.380 There's certain things people say now that we were talking about eight years ago.

01:17:20.360 I was part of Gamergate for Christ's sake.

01:17:21.860 I go way back.

01:17:22.620 Like I see Jake Shields and a lot of people that talk like him, especially the Jew stuff. 1.00

01:17:26.480 It's not that I disagree with it.

01:17:27.780 I see it as like first level.

01:17:29.700 Like you're just kind of looking at the matrix.

01:17:32.680 Yeah, Jews are involved.

01:17:33.440 I get it.

01:17:33.460 Yeah, I get what you're saying.

01:17:34.160 Like there's more –

01:17:34.460 I get what you're saying.

01:17:35.300 And that's what –

01:17:36.100 I sense that. 0.97

01:17:37.040 I've been an immigration nigga forever. 0.96

01:17:38.840 Yeah. 0.61

01:17:39.280 And I can smell rookies.

01:17:42.840 Yeah.

01:17:43.380 I'm sorry to call Jake a rookie.

01:17:44.760 He is though.

01:17:45.180 I think you're kind of right about that.

01:17:47.020 And when I smell a rookie with immigration, I go, how many illegals are there?

01:17:51.940 Yeah.

01:17:52.200 Yeah.

01:17:52.620 One time a lesbian said to me, 80 billion.

01:17:57.000 Wow.

01:17:57.540 She said there's –

01:17:58.060 Was that my mom earlier?

01:17:59.100 60 billion died of the vaccine.

01:18:01.100 Remember?

01:18:01.540 Remember my mom?

01:18:02.600 Yeah.

01:18:02.740 She smoked a joint for the show.

01:18:04.080 She said –

01:18:05.020 Someone said 80 billion.

01:18:06.260 My dad's a mathematician.

01:18:07.460 And I said, dad, can you tell me how many people could fit in America?

01:18:11.760 Yeah.

01:18:11.840 And he calls me back.

01:18:13.220 He's like, all right, can I freeze water?

01:18:16.760 Can I freeze lakes?

01:18:18.220 And he worked on it for days.

01:18:20.400 He's like, see, the inherent problem I get into is sky rises.

01:18:24.740 Wow.

01:18:24.940 Right?

01:18:25.340 See, I got these skyscrapers coast to coast.

01:18:30.260 Now I need arable land for food.

01:18:33.440 Right.

01:18:33.540 So how does it work with farms?

01:18:35.760 Am I allowed to import food?

01:18:37.640 What if we only imported food from abroad and it was just wall-to-wall skyscrapers? 0.79

01:18:43.140 Then I could get a fuck ton more than 80 billion in here. 0.91

01:18:47.260 80 billion. 0.98

01:18:48.020 Wow.

01:18:48.780 He was getting into 800 billion.

01:18:50.400 But anyway, yeah, I always say to rookies with immigration, like I recently realized Ellis 1.00

01:18:57.860 Island was open for about 60 years.

01:18:59.960 They let in 12 million people, vetted them very hard.

01:19:03.320 Over 60 years was 12 million?

01:19:04.980 Yep.

01:19:05.300 Okay, I didn't.

01:19:05.780 You got pink eye?

01:19:06.840 Get out of here.

01:19:07.660 Yeah.

01:19:07.840 If you don't have a letter from someone who lives in America saying, Jake's awesome.

01:19:12.840 He's a really good hard worker.

01:19:14.160 You're out of here.

01:19:15.100 Bye.

01:19:15.560 Go.

01:19:16.260 Process them all.

01:19:16.940 There's a big slogan that says, be loyal as you walk out after your papers are processed.

01:19:23.020 Biden has let in on the book 7 million.

01:19:25.980 Yeah.

01:19:26.320 Let's say it's 10.

01:19:27.900 By the time he leaves, we could easily get to 12.

01:19:30.560 That's Ellis Island.

01:19:31.980 Yeah.

01:19:32.200 In three years?

01:19:33.760 Four years.

01:19:34.100 In five years, basically?

01:19:35.520 Yeah.

01:19:37.300 Four years.

01:19:38.320 You're right.

01:19:38.600 Sorry.

01:19:39.600 That's all.

01:19:40.420 And Ellis Island built America.

01:19:42.620 Yeah.

01:19:42.940 We're fine with America.

01:19:43.680 We had nothing.

01:19:44.500 And then we said, all right, let's open the doors to Europe.

01:19:47.380 We brought in all the Germans, all the Italians. 0.94

01:19:49.380 The Irish.

01:19:49.880 The Germans built the Midwest.

01:19:51.640 The Italians built the Northeast. 0.97

01:19:53.560 The Irish built the Northeast. 0.97

01:19:55.540 We created this country.

01:19:57.000 And then we said, all right, that's enough.

01:19:58.140 We're good.

01:19:58.760 Yeah.

01:19:59.140 That was 12 million.

01:20:00.460 Biden's incompetence. 1.00

01:20:01.640 So anyway, if you don't know that shit, then I don't want to talk to you about immigration. 1.00

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01:22:40.820 The numbers that Biden's putting up for the border, there's no vetting.

01:22:45.280 There's clearly no vetting process, right?

01:22:47.240 It's almost the opposite of it.

01:22:48.680 Yeah.

01:22:49.180 My wife and daughter were in Mexico City recently, and I didn't go with them.

01:22:53.120 I haven't been there in a very long time.

01:22:54.340 But they go, it's Tokyo.

01:22:56.720 It's Zurich.

01:22:57.900 Yeah.

01:22:58.100 Like, the stray dogs are well-fed and have no bald patches.

01:23:02.540 I'm sure there's bad areas.

01:23:03.940 There's MS-13, whatever.

01:23:05.720 But it is absolutely spotless.

01:23:09.800 They had the opposite of a brain drain.

01:23:11.980 They're not sending their best. 1.00

01:23:14.600 They're sending rapists. 0.99

01:23:16.260 They're sending murderers. 0.99

01:23:17.880 And they are.

01:23:18.580 Yeah.

01:23:18.860 No, of course.

01:23:19.620 So we're getting, and not just the worst of Mexico.

01:23:21.920 We're getting the worst of Sri Lanka, the worst of the Congo, the worst of everywhere. 1.00

01:23:26.060 No, of course.

01:23:26.620 And no vetting whatsoever.

01:23:27.680 And if it's 15 million, right?

01:23:29.860 Let's say 10 million, for sake of argument.

01:23:31.680 Okay.

01:23:32.160 If half of 1% of those are dangerous people, what is the number on that?

01:23:38.040 500,000?

01:23:38.720 I'm bad at math.

01:23:39.260 We're seeing that now.

01:23:40.120 50,000. 0.99

01:23:40.300 We're seeing these girls get raped to death. 1.00

01:23:41.980 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:42.620 That's the, I could go off.

01:23:45.360 And what's Biden's response?

01:23:46.820 He goes, well, yeah, yeah, Trump's talking about, well, I'm doing Bill Clinton for some

01:23:50.880 reason. 0.99

01:23:51.500 But Trump's talking about all these immigrants that are getting raped. 0.96

01:23:55.360 But he doesn't recognize that the majority of victims of sexual assault are in-laws and 0.95

01:24:01.800 brothers and sisters.

01:24:04.440 What?

01:24:05.180 Yeah.

01:24:05.780 I called my wife on my show.

01:24:07.740 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:07.960 And I go, did my dad rape you? 0.99

01:24:11.120 And then I called my dad. 1.00

01:24:12.280 I go, did you rape my fucking wife? 1.00

01:24:13.540 Because I'm going to be furious if you did. 1.00

01:24:15.240 In-laws?

01:24:16.060 And what's his argument? 0.89

01:24:16.980 How many people have been raped by their in-laws?

01:24:18.620 17 in world history?

01:24:21.320 But what's his argument?

01:24:22.280 That those rapes don't count?

01:24:23.620 This is what he's, he's thinking of like molestation.

01:24:26.240 And yes, they tend to be a family member, like an uncle or a cousin or someone who the family

01:24:32.640 knows.

01:24:33.320 Like a showering.

01:24:33.560 So that's the stat that entered his ear.

01:24:35.900 Right. 0.99

01:24:36.420 And then it got garbled in his garbage brain and it came out as in-laws. 0.99

01:24:42.320 And brothers and sisters. 0.99

01:24:43.400 So he hadn't showered with his.

01:24:44.960 Oh, they're going to try and-

01:24:49.640 Roseanne's got, you've got COVID?

01:24:51.540 No, Biden's got COVID.

01:24:54.000 Biden just got COVID.

01:24:55.480 Democrat primary has been delayed.

01:24:56.740 No way.

01:24:56.980 Are you joking?

01:24:57.260 Come sit down and tell us about this.

01:24:58.360 This is breaking news.

01:24:59.380 Although by the time this airs, it won't be.

01:25:00.780 Anyway, thank you. 0.99

01:25:01.780 We're just shooting shit. 0.99

01:25:03.080 They're going to use that to take him out. 1.00

01:25:04.260 Well, that's the thing today.

01:25:05.340 We have so much to talk about.

01:25:06.000 Are you lying?

01:25:06.100 Are you joking?

01:25:06.760 No, just read it.

01:25:07.540 Do you know today he actually said, if I have a medical condition, I will consider stepping

01:25:11.340 down.

01:25:11.800 That came out today.

01:25:12.820 But he said that a long time ago too.

01:25:13.900 But when I say came out, that's become, through the CIA talking points on X, that's been populating

01:25:19.720 on everybody's feed.

01:25:20.880 Because I saw it.

01:25:21.820 And yes, it is an older thing.

01:25:22.920 That's so bad.

01:25:23.920 It doesn't matter when it's said.

01:25:24.720 This is like when we declared we won Vietnam.

01:25:27.080 Right.

01:25:27.840 I'm really sick.

01:25:29.200 I can't be president anymore. 1.00

01:25:30.720 Who the fuck is going to believe that? 0.99

01:25:33.040 Well, Democrats. 0.99

01:25:34.700 He's going to use this to leave the presidency.

01:25:37.060 Mom, bring your mic to your...

01:25:38.660 Did you have a good smoke?

01:25:40.640 Yeah, I did.

01:25:41.300 Thank you.

01:25:41.760 You feel better?

01:25:42.160 You look great for someone who's been smoking for half a century.

01:25:46.240 No, I've only been doing it for a few months.

01:25:48.160 It goes on and off.

01:25:49.060 It's not straight.

01:25:49.720 I quit for a real long time.

01:25:50.580 Did you love it when that meme about Madonna went all over?

01:25:54.300 I thought it was funny.

01:25:55.660 But then I saw her when she did her world tour, her Cher's final world tour, the 57th goodbye tour.

01:26:05.080 And I thought she looked pretty good, although she did have kind of a vampire look to her with the high heels. 1.00

01:26:11.680 You've never had any work done.

01:26:13.200 Yes, she has.

01:26:13.580 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:26:14.580 Are you shitting me? 0.65

01:26:16.120 But I was smart enough to have it done when I was 39. 0.96

01:26:19.060 Because all the experts say if you get it done at 39, it will carry you through to the rest of your life.

01:26:26.960 If you have it done after 39, you'll just look like a pinched monkey.

01:26:32.820 Also, there's a way to do it.

01:26:34.740 You don't...

01:26:35.440 What did you have done?

01:26:36.440 Face...

01:26:36.960 Well, I had eyelids made, for one thing, because...

01:26:41.300 Made.

01:26:42.000 Yeah, because I have very heavy Cossack Asian eyes, because...

01:26:46.760 Yeah, you're my type.

01:26:48.320 Ha ha! 0.86

01:26:49.120 I saw pictures of you when you first got married.

01:26:51.820 I was like, that's my type.

01:26:52.840 Yeah.

01:26:52.980 Really?

01:26:53.540 Yeah.

01:26:54.120 You're a good looking woman. 0.58

01:26:55.160 Yeah.

01:26:55.520 I like chinky. 1.00

01:26:56.080 We have Mongolian blood.

01:26:57.120 Yeah, we have Mongolian, kind of Asian-ish.

01:26:59.280 And so I got my eyelids made, you know, because they was drooping.

01:27:03.240 And like my sister right now, my sister right now, she's what, five years younger than me,

01:27:09.420 so she's 68.

01:27:11.260 Well, her hooded eyes are going right over like her dogs. 1.00

01:27:16.280 Yeah, it's like the...

01:27:17.120 Just like her dog, huh?

01:27:18.120 It's like the Sharpay.

01:27:19.620 That's the number one plastic surgery.

01:27:21.440 Did you know that?

01:27:21.960 Yeah, getting that done.

01:27:23.200 And then I got a nose job.

01:27:26.880 Sarah Gilbert got the nose job first, and I really liked how it de-Judy-ized her nose. 0.88

01:27:33.240 And I didn't realize at the time, I mean, I always knew that, I mean, I always knew I

01:27:40.620 came from some part of Africa, you know, I always knew that.

01:27:45.320 I see you as a Mongolian.

01:27:47.300 Well, I have that too, after we got kicked out of the Middle East.

01:27:50.680 But we come from North Africa, we was there 2,000 years, then the Romans kicked us out,

01:27:56.440 and we ended up in the Ukraine, Mongolia, and Lithuania.

01:28:03.280 Okay.

01:28:03.920 So that's the whole deal there.

01:28:06.820 The conspiracy...

01:28:07.680 I'm sorry.

01:28:08.540 So then I got a...

01:28:11.000 The eyelids, the nose job, and the facelift.

01:28:14.740 And a tummy tuck.

01:28:15.860 And a Brazilian butt lift.

01:28:17.360 I didn't get a Brazilian butt lift. 0.71

01:28:19.100 Oh, sorry.

01:28:19.200 It didn't feel like it earlier.

01:28:21.600 No.

01:28:22.040 I got a boob job, because I had to get my breast shortened. 0.63

01:28:28.800 Shortened?

01:28:29.440 Yeah.

01:28:29.760 Like the curtain roll up.

01:28:31.900 Yeah.

01:28:32.500 They were too long?

01:28:33.480 Yeah, they were way long.

01:28:35.040 And I was rolling them up on a...

01:28:37.100 National Geographic titties.

01:28:39.060 Like when you don't have a chip clip, and you just roll the bag to keep the chips fresh.

01:28:43.260 So I had to get them shortened up, and it cut one of my tattoos right in half.

01:28:48.520 That's what's funny.

01:28:49.200 Really? 0.98

01:28:50.300 I had a tattoo above my nipple, and they cut off my nipples. 0.98

01:28:55.640 Yeah. 0.92

01:28:56.120 And they put them back on.

01:28:56.720 That's why I told Oprah, because she wanted to get one. 0.98

01:28:58.600 She asked me, I go, girl, they cut off your nipples and sew them back up. 1.00

01:29:03.620 You talked to Oprah about this? 0.99

01:29:05.200 Yeah.

01:29:05.740 She wanted to get it, you know.

01:29:06.940 Are you friends with her?

01:29:09.060 Is she cool?

01:29:09.900 Well, I used to be friends with her, but, you know.

01:29:13.560 Yeah.

01:29:14.080 I got mad because she kept on having all these parties, and only people, only women invited 1.00

01:29:19.440 was black. 1.00

01:29:20.360 And I'm like, fucking, I'm black, you bitch. 1.00

01:29:23.100 Nobody's blacker than me. 1.00

01:29:25.500 You know what I mean?

01:29:26.900 Yes.

01:29:29.320 So...

01:29:29.920 And I never did get invited, and it pissed me off.

01:29:33.200 Nobody was more revolutionary than me.

01:29:35.440 I have to agree.

01:29:37.160 And I needed black people's support, because I gave them a lot of support, and they gave

01:29:41.800 me a lot of support, but yet they left me out of them big parties. 0.99

01:29:46.380 I guess it's good, because they're probably sacrificing kids and shit up there. 0.98

01:29:51.420 Well, that's why I don't think you're... 0.98

01:29:52.900 Allegedly.

01:29:52.980 I don't think that's why you're friends with Oprah anymore, because you didn't want to

01:29:56.160 be part of that Weinstein pipeline, right?

01:29:58.000 Allegedly.

01:29:58.360 Well, she sort of stole my religious thing off me, because she owned my talk show. 1.00

01:30:03.500 She took a lot of shit off me. 0.99

01:30:05.120 And I found out she allegedly stole a lot of shit off other people that pitched her ideas. 1.00

01:30:11.100 I could see that. 0.99

01:30:12.280 Mm-hmm.

01:30:12.680 The reason I...

01:30:13.660 She stole own from me, you know.

01:30:15.440 I went to her with my, the first woman's network, me and Gail Zappa.

01:30:20.200 I remember that.

01:30:20.840 Frank Zappa's wife.

01:30:21.900 Yeah.

01:30:22.300 For the first woman's network. 0.57

01:30:23.980 And she turned you down and started her own phone. 1.00

01:30:25.640 Yeah.

01:30:25.920 First woman's network.

01:30:26.640 Sounds like Oprah.

01:30:27.220 Real quick, that COVID thing, it looks like it's delaying the actual nomination.

01:30:32.680 That's what I said.

01:30:33.380 Yeah.

01:30:33.800 I thought you just said that the DNC, like they're going to do it, but they're pushing

01:30:36.620 to not vote on Biden.

01:30:37.880 That's what's going on.

01:30:39.060 That's breaking right now.

01:30:39.840 Because he's got COVID.

01:30:41.620 So they're going to delay a vote.

01:30:42.620 He told...

01:30:43.140 He spilled the beans.

01:30:44.380 I can tell when he said that, too.

01:30:46.120 It was like years ago.

01:30:47.540 He said, I'm going to fake an illness or something.

01:30:49.380 You could tell that his, his staff just went...

01:30:52.620 Do you know he's still favored to win on a lot of polls in the delegate counts?

01:30:56.900 Did you guys know that?

01:30:58.080 What?

01:30:59.060 I'm not even...

01:31:00.220 Trump's only one percentage point above him.

01:31:03.180 That's how we know they're cheating.

01:31:04.300 Because this is like, I was saying, this is the campaign in history.

01:31:07.360 Biden has the most disastrous campaign we've ever seen.

01:31:09.660 And Trump has the greatest campaign we've ever seen from the fist bump.

01:31:12.720 So it's like compare and contrast, same year.

01:31:15.100 And they're like, man, it's going to be really close coming down to a coin toss. 0.98

01:31:18.220 Like, how fucking much are you cheating? 0.97

01:31:20.220 At this point, I'm not even mad at Biden supporters. 0.99

01:31:22.500 I want to meet them.

01:31:23.480 It's like an albino tiger.

01:31:25.680 I want to touch you.

01:31:27.820 I met one once.

01:31:28.860 Yeah.

01:31:29.600 I want to smell you and give you a carrot or something. 0.99

01:31:32.860 Which is weird.

01:31:33.360 There's 81 million of them.

01:31:34.160 What kind of conversation you could have with them?

01:31:35.760 Yeah.

01:31:36.240 You couldn't converse about much.

01:31:36.980 I get that people don't like Trump.

01:31:38.860 He's a bombastic personality.

01:31:40.440 I can see people aren't into, like, Slayer.

01:31:43.520 That's a weird metal band.

01:31:45.140 It's an acquired taste.

01:31:46.340 But how can you like Muzak? 0.56

01:31:49.200 Like, how can you like that guy?

01:31:52.180 What's your favorite?

01:31:53.480 I think it's just, the only thing you'll get from them is how much I hate Trump.

01:31:57.780 Like, they'll take a chimpanzee over him.

01:32:01.380 But it's like, why do they, I love that Tom McDonald thing about,

01:32:05.840 why do you hate the idea of making your lives better?

01:32:09.980 Yeah.

01:32:11.280 But that, they've been so brainwashed.

01:32:13.220 They're so, they've been brainwashed and bred to be self-destructive.

01:32:17.560 Yeah.

01:32:18.260 Well, they think we'll be making our lives.

01:32:20.160 Because they are so privileged.

01:32:21.600 Correct.

01:32:22.340 And they've fooled themselves into thinking they speak for the people they oppress.

01:32:27.320 Yeah. 0.97

01:32:27.780 And they think that we'll be making our lives better by enslaving blacks and being racist 0.95

01:32:33.080 and being, you know, hurting Mexican families and separating them at the border. 0.95

01:32:39.180 And all of this injustice.

01:32:40.680 They think we're going to monetize injustice.

01:32:43.100 Whereas the opposite is true.

01:32:44.560 Right.

01:32:45.460 We'll be monetizing justice.

01:32:46.760 They don't even know that they do that.

01:32:49.880 Well, they think it's a Trump thing.

01:32:51.660 And it was an Obama thing.

01:32:53.180 And also, that's not their kid.

01:32:56.080 That's a random kid they stole.

01:32:59.380 Right.

01:33:00.100 And even if it was their kid, which it never is, if you arrest a cocaine dealer and he's

01:33:05.080 with his four-year-old.

01:33:05.840 You separate the kids.

01:33:06.400 You guys don't go to jail together.

01:33:08.160 I don't know if you understand this concept.

01:33:09.920 Right.

01:33:10.140 I don't want four-year-olds in male prisons.

01:33:12.400 Right.

01:33:12.740 So they broke the law.

01:33:14.080 We can't put the kids with the grown-ups. 1.00

01:33:16.180 Obviously, you fucking morons. 1.00

01:33:18.640 And this is what I keep saying with everything the left says. 1.00

01:33:20.780 I'm like, play it out.

01:33:22.760 You can't.

01:33:23.400 Like, I just did an intro with BBC.

01:33:25.700 Well, they don't think.

01:33:26.660 They just receive the talking points.

01:33:28.720 Well, they're emotional.

01:33:29.460 And they're paid to do it.

01:33:31.740 Let's get really real.

01:33:33.080 Yeah.

01:33:33.280 Because the left, as I found out when I ran for president of a socialist party, they 1.00

01:33:38.400 ain't going to get off their ass unless they're giving government money to do it. 1.00

01:33:42.820 Yeah. 1.00

01:33:43.140 I said to them, what are you talking about?

01:33:45.340 Pay you.

01:33:46.260 This is a socialist revolution. 1.00

01:33:48.020 What are you fucking talking about? 0.99

01:33:49.700 You're supposed to do it for free and love of the revolution. 1.00

01:33:52.560 And they go, you capitalist whore. 1.00

01:33:56.940 Now, they want to get paid, and Soros pays them. 1.00

01:34:00.920 Unbelievable.

01:34:02.280 Can we talk about celebs? 1.00

01:34:04.460 Oh, fuck yeah. 0.99

01:34:06.080 We was going to talk about the Jews, but let's go to celebs first. 1.00

01:34:08.680 We did the Jews. 0.99

01:34:09.580 We could do the Jews. 1.00

01:34:10.420 You didn't do the Jews? 1.00

01:34:11.640 You did the Jews. 1.00

01:34:12.400 I'm saying we did the Jews a lot. 0.99

01:34:14.080 We can still do it.

01:34:15.040 I'm just saying.

01:34:15.420 I wanted to talk about Exodus.

01:34:16.680 We have to talk about the assassination attempt, too.

01:34:19.800 Okay.

01:34:20.260 We can do Exodus, too.

01:34:21.220 But out of all the celebrities you've met, who are cool, real dealers that are fun to hang

01:34:27.460 out with?

01:34:29.180 Thanks, babe.

01:34:29.660 All the Kennedys except Maria Shriver.

01:34:40.740 Speaking of plastic surgery, isn't it spooky what happened with her?

01:34:45.160 I mean, that's one of the scariest-looking older people ever. 1.00

01:34:48.960 She didn't even know her husband's having a baby with the maid and bring the baby in the 1.00

01:34:55.660 house and look just like him for 25 years.

01:34:58.780 Look, the baby looks just like him and the maid. 0.99

01:35:01.660 She's a Kennedy, and they're trained to do that. 0.99

01:35:03.220 What a coincidence.

01:35:04.820 She didn't even notice it. 0.97

01:35:06.860 I remember when she came up to me and scolded me for saying bad shit about my ex-husband, 0.97

01:35:11.800 Tom Arnold, after they was in that movie, True Lies, or whatever. 0.97

01:35:16.620 Right, yep.

01:35:17.400 But she gave me a little bit of a scolding there in Hawaii, and I says to her, you weren't

01:35:25.280 married to him. 0.99

01:35:28.600 He's also one of the biggest losers in the world, isn't he? 1.00

01:35:31.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:35:33.420 I had fun.

01:35:34.520 He kept calling me a Nazi on Twitter.

01:35:36.040 He did a show for Vice, which I gave him a job, basically.

01:35:39.320 Yeah, you did.

01:35:40.260 And it was the Trump tapes.

01:35:42.800 The P tapes. 0.75

01:35:43.400 I loved it.

01:35:43.740 And that's such a perfect example of liberal arrogance, where he's so positive. 0.99

01:35:47.400 He's so positive that there's Trump tapes out there of him having prostitutes pee on him. 1.00

01:35:53.080 Meanwhile, the guy's a germaphobe. 0.99

01:35:54.440 That's the last thing he'd ever know. 0.83

01:35:55.180 Yeah, he's a total germaphobe.

01:35:56.080 And it was all from the Steele dossier that was paid for by the Clintons.

01:35:58.500 Yeah. 0.99

01:35:58.600 And then Vice is dumb enough to give him a show. 1.00

01:36:00.620 And the show is just like, it's just Geraldo and Al Capone's fucking tomb. 1.00

01:36:05.640 The vault. 1.00

01:36:06.360 Yeah.

01:36:06.460 And he never apologized.

01:36:07.120 He's just constantly talking about these tapes that probably exist.

01:36:10.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:36:11.360 What a dunce. 1.00

01:36:12.120 Like, you gave a loser a career. 1.00

01:36:14.740 Yeah. 0.96

01:36:14.940 It's sort of like-

01:36:15.560 It's your fault.

01:36:16.040 I know.

01:36:16.340 It's my fault.

01:36:17.200 Stevenson, it is your fault.

01:36:19.000 Kind of.

01:36:19.700 You made Donald Trump.

01:36:21.640 I know.

01:36:22.500 It's kind of sad.

01:36:22.820 You brought him into our lives.

01:36:24.200 Apologize for that right now in America.

01:36:25.800 I have apologized for it many times.

01:36:28.000 I was so dysfunctional in my thinking.

01:36:31.940 What I liked was this hardworking guy that worked at Hormel Foods, you know, on a union job and from Iowa and such. 1.00

01:36:40.920 Anyways, how was I to know he was a fucking psychopath? 0.99

01:36:44.500 I didn't know. 1.00

01:36:45.740 Everyone in Hollywood was a psychopath. 0.97

01:36:48.820 I couldn't tell one from the other. 0.98

01:36:50.740 I was just a girl from Utah.

01:36:53.300 Yeah, but some of them have some talent.

01:36:55.200 He is, he's like Steven Seagal.

01:36:57.280 I heard Steven Seagal was created as a bet with some Hollywood execs.

01:37:00.940 I really like Steven Seagal because he came on my show, you know, and he gave me a jacket that matched his.

01:37:07.960 And I got to do the whole show with him and he, I asked him, how are we going to save the world?

01:37:13.560 And he gave the speech, which made no sense whatsoever.

01:37:17.160 And I go, and I'm in my Steven Seagal jacket and I go, what he said.

01:37:25.720 But it was so fun.

01:37:27.660 It's like, it was called Rosambo.

01:37:30.200 One, Roseanne, that one season when they really let me do what I wanted.

01:37:34.700 And she throws terrorists off a train because after they make up, they win the lottery, they start hanging out with the Kennedys.

01:37:43.540 Because I knew a little bit about the Kennedys and I had people who were in the Kennedy family that were friends.

01:37:49.560 So I just thought that was the funniest thing in the world because I had this thing where the Connors go to dinner at the kind of quasi-Kennedy house.

01:38:02.900 And the Kennedys are shocked that they were, that the Connors wear primary colors.

01:38:10.700 There's a lot of classic, but anyway.

01:38:14.020 I don't even know what I'm talking about.

01:38:15.720 Do you think, not to interview you, but do you think that Roseanne winning the lottery was a bad move because it ostracized the blue-collar charm?

01:38:26.800 Well, a lot of people say that, but yet the blue-collar people constantly fantasize about winning the lottery.

01:38:38.440 Right.

01:38:38.740 It's like the Beverly Hillbillies.

01:38:39.980 They didn't change their personality.

01:38:41.560 Yeah, it was the Beverly Hillbillies.

01:38:43.220 Because I always wanted to do the Beverly Hillbillies.

01:38:45.260 And like I told you, this new show that I've written, it kind of is the Beverly Hillbillies because that's the greatest show ever, in my opinion.

01:38:52.840 Plus the Honeymooners.

01:38:54.120 And Green Acres.

01:38:55.320 And Green Acres.

01:38:57.220 Don't you love?

01:38:58.140 I know the Honeymooners intimately.

01:39:01.120 I've never watched one episode of Green Acres.

01:39:02.800 You have to.

01:39:03.440 You have to do it right away.

01:39:04.120 It's the greatest show ever.

01:39:05.060 Really?

01:39:05.420 I'll check it out.

01:39:06.040 Check it out.

01:39:06.200 It's from Beverly Hillbillies.

01:39:07.300 It's the Spinal.

01:39:08.300 They're related.

01:39:08.940 So who is it?

01:39:09.600 It's the Hodge.

01:39:10.040 So Rich, it's Jar Jar Gabor and her husband, Eddie.

01:39:12.600 Not Jar Jar.

01:39:13.160 Eddie Auburn.

01:39:13.860 Sorry, Ava.

01:39:14.700 They're rich Manhattan.

01:39:15.580 They moved to the farms.

01:39:17.060 It's the opposite of Beverly Hillsbillies.

01:39:18.520 They're related.

01:39:19.320 It's a lot of the same writers.

01:39:20.360 I'll check it out.

01:39:21.000 No, it's great.

01:39:22.760 And just one point about the lottery I always like to mention is she is blue collar. 1.00

01:39:26.640 We grew up in Denver.

01:39:27.620 She was a housewife. 1.00

01:39:28.400 My dad worked at the post office. 1.00

01:39:29.440 And she won the fucking lottery. 1.00

01:39:30.900 I know, but people don't like that. 1.00

01:39:32.160 No, I understand, but that was.

01:39:33.460 There's this band, Mike Skinner.

01:39:34.320 I think they do.

01:39:34.600 It's her story.

01:39:35.160 I don't think they will in the future.

01:39:36.820 That's what people don't get.

01:39:37.760 That was her story.

01:39:38.400 Well, I thought when I did it, well, this is going to make sense to the fans of the Roseanne

01:39:44.040 show in about 20 years.

01:39:46.020 Right.

01:39:46.460 But you also have to go broke in 10 episodes.

01:39:50.820 Huh?

01:39:51.280 You'd have to go broke again and be back to yourself.

01:39:53.200 Well, it kind of did.

01:39:54.360 Well, that's when we came back.

01:39:56.220 Yeah.

01:39:56.920 That's what we said happened.

01:39:58.820 Oh, I see.

01:40:00.060 There's an artist, great guy, Mike Skinner.

01:40:02.460 His band was called The Streets, and he did a song that ended his career.

01:40:07.340 Oh, no.

01:40:08.120 And it was.

01:40:08.900 Must have been a good song.

01:40:10.380 When you're a famous guy, it gets really easy to get girls.

01:40:14.020 It gets so easy, you get a bit spoiled.

01:40:17.340 But when you also meet a girl who is also famous, too, it feels just like when you wasn't

01:40:24.900 famous. 1.00

01:40:26.100 And he was talking about getting too much pussy. 1.00

01:40:28.840 And people were like, I don't like you anymore. 1.00

01:40:31.840 Sounds like a good song.

01:40:32.620 I can't identify with you anymore.

01:40:34.800 But he was just telling the truth.

01:40:36.040 Maybe that's what happened. 1.00

01:40:36.600 He was getting tons of pussy. 1.00

01:40:37.780 Yeah. 0.99

01:40:38.040 Well, I had this one guy on a college professor when I liked him, which I don't know for the

01:40:45.320 most part.

01:40:46.380 But he wrote an analysis of that season.

01:40:51.040 And it was called Roseanne is Rich.

01:40:56.980 And it was gratifying to me to read it because he got it and got what I was saying about class. 0.98

01:41:06.080 When you're poor and do something, oh, you're gross. 0.96

01:41:11.520 But when you're rich and do it, you're just eccentric. 0.99

01:41:15.880 Yeah.

01:41:16.620 Interesting.

01:41:16.900 So that's what it was about.

01:41:19.040 But there's a lot of stuff in it.

01:41:21.380 And I think that for my fans, I made that for my fans.

01:41:24.740 And also it was that Goodman wouldn't be on the show.

01:41:28.400 So I had no, I was like, how am I going to write this season without Goodman?

01:41:34.420 Why wasn't he on the show?

01:41:35.940 He didn't want to be on the show anymore.

01:41:38.640 He didn't like us or didn't want to be on it no more.

01:41:41.840 Huh.

01:41:42.680 Yeah.

01:41:43.880 Are you friends?

01:41:45.120 I know I'm asking the most generic, boring people magazine questions, but are you friends

01:41:50.720 with him still?

01:41:51.600 No, I'm not friends with him.

01:41:52.640 Of course not.

01:41:53.560 They all turned their back on her.

01:41:54.880 They're all just. 1.00

01:41:56.400 Well, they're cowards. 0.99

01:41:57.240 They want to do whatever furthers their career, right? 0.99

01:41:59.740 They just saw money.

01:42:01.680 You don't.

01:42:02.400 Everyone's like that in Hollywood.

01:42:04.740 Everyone's like that everywhere.

01:42:06.140 They see dollar signs over there.

01:42:07.380 Well, isn't it funny when you get canceled, your friends stab you in the back and there's

01:42:12.160 the obvious ones.

01:42:12.960 Like I was very close with David Cross.

01:42:14.880 We were, we bought land together, built homes.

01:42:17.020 Oh, really?

01:42:17.800 Yeah.

01:42:18.300 And I kind of understood his dumping because he was like, we have Christmas parties every

01:42:23.000 year.

01:42:23.340 If you come, no one's going.

01:42:24.940 Right.

01:42:25.260 And it would end my career.

01:42:26.920 He never vocalized this, but it was clear.

01:42:28.940 So there's that category of friend that's like.

01:42:32.640 People that support the blacklist.

01:42:34.180 Yeah.

01:42:34.860 They're just like, I'm not willing to die on the cross for you.

01:42:37.780 Yeah.

01:42:38.020 Cause they're communists.

01:42:39.280 Sure.

01:42:39.700 So there's those. 1.00

01:42:40.960 Then there's the ones who just vehemently agree with the propaganda and go, fuck you. 1.00

01:42:46.460 I can't believe I was ever your friend. 1.00

01:42:47.940 Yeah.

01:42:48.200 That's another category.

01:42:49.620 Those are the worst. 1.00

01:42:50.460 Those people are just insane. 1.00

01:42:52.000 You didn't realize. 1.00

01:42:53.220 And then there's the head scratchers where like you told racist jokes with them.

01:42:58.040 They told them to you.

01:42:59.300 Right. 0.94

01:42:59.480 You've known them since you were 13 and they stab you in the back.

01:43:03.800 And this, this didn't happen to me, but I've heard of siblings and mothers and fathers.

01:43:07.880 And that is, that to me is the most interesting group of those three groups is the ones that

01:43:13.880 like they know the real you and without even asking.

01:43:17.480 That's what blew my mind because, uh, you know, the cast knew that I had black people in my family

01:43:26.460 and in my life because I brought them to see the show all the time and they knew that I was constantly

01:43:32.820 fighting to get black people on the show and behind the cameras and in the crew and on the writing staff.

01:43:41.260 They knew that. 0.52

01:43:42.620 Yeah. 0.92

01:43:42.760 But yeah, they're like, you know, yeah, she's kind of a, I can't even fucking think where their minds went.

01:43:51.420 Well, that, that, it was like, I was telling you earlier, I think it was anti-Semitism. 0.99

01:43:55.260 I do because like I say, Hey, the economy's in the shitter time to hate the Jews again. 1.00

01:44:02.680 That does happen. 0.95

01:44:03.660 You know, it's that.

01:44:05.200 And ABC was like heavily enthralled with the BLM folk. 1.00

01:44:11.360 I think that's more than it.

01:44:12.620 It was all BLM. 0.98

01:44:13.540 And they're Jew haters.

01:44:15.260 They had a new affirmative action hire.

01:44:17.640 And the thing about affirmative action hires.

01:44:19.260 I don't want my show, but Bob, I forced her to take it.

01:44:23.600 Yeah.

01:44:24.280 Like say, say I was just fired Tim Allen.

01:44:28.480 Yeah.

01:44:29.240 If I ran for office and the Scottish origin large mustache council donated like $20 million to my campaign.

01:44:38.740 After I got my position, I would feel obligated to help Scottish people with big mustaches. 1.00

01:44:43.200 Of course.

01:44:43.620 Because they paid my bills.

01:44:45.360 So I'd be looking around for someone to fire or hire based on.

01:44:49.580 So she was an affirmative action hire, hired to fight racism, basically.

01:44:53.840 Married to a Jew.

01:44:55.240 Married to a Jew.

01:44:56.520 So she's like.

01:44:56.900 That's where it always goes.

01:44:58.060 That's why we were going to talk about the Jews. 0.96

01:45:00.420 Because there is a civil war with the Jews and it's lasted for thousands of years since we left Egypt.

01:45:05.460 As I told them, I don't know if you told him this.

01:45:08.020 No, I'm leaving this for you.

01:45:08.880 But it's in Exodus.

01:45:11.300 God tells Moses, don't take out the Jews that are intermarried with Pharaoh. 0.74

01:45:19.520 Okay. 0.99

01:45:20.280 Don't kill them. 0.98

01:45:21.440 Don't take them out of slavery when you leave Egypt. 0.99

01:45:25.640 Oh, okay.

01:45:26.680 Have them remain as slaves.

01:45:28.620 They weren't slaves.

01:45:29.900 They were the courtiers, the lawyers, the civil entities, the experts, the professors.

01:45:43.020 They were the courtiers of Pharaoh.

01:45:47.600 And they were intermarried with him.

01:45:50.000 And God said to Moses, don't take them out because they dig slavery. 0.94

01:45:56.880 They don't want to leave slavery.

01:45:58.640 They are privileged.

01:46:01.100 They don't want to leave slavery.

01:46:03.560 And they practice the black magic of Pharaoh, Babylon. 0.99

01:46:09.300 This is a whole new thing we're going for.

01:46:12.620 And so Moses, who was talking to God all this time, he says to God, because he's a philosopher, as are a lot of Jewish people.

01:46:20.700 He says, but wait a minute, you're contradicting yourself here, Lord, because you said that anyone who comes before you can change in the blink of an eye and, you know, join on your side, no matter how sinful, whatever, with just repentance.

01:46:36.020 They can come onto your side and be renewed.

01:46:40.640 And God says to Moses, these cannot change.

01:46:45.140 And Moses fights with him again.

01:46:48.380 And he goes, but then your whole thing to me is incorrect because you said any soul can change.

01:46:54.920 God says, these cannot change because they are of pharaonic lineage and they're privileged. 0.99

01:47:02.760 And they practice black magic of Babylon. 0.90

01:47:07.280 So Moses argues again.

01:47:09.820 And God says to him on the third time, because it's always about three strikes and you're out.

01:47:14.440 God says to him, have it your, have it your way.

01:47:18.580 Have it your way.

01:47:19.800 And anyways, the end of the whole Torah is, you know, the five books is that Moses, because of them, who lied to him, they were bad spies.

01:47:32.580 Were they the golden calf builders?

01:47:34.020 They built the golden calf.

01:47:35.100 The first thing they did is say all the women have to give their nose rings and their earrings, their bracelets and their rings to build a golden calf of Horus because that's the black magic of Pharaoh.

01:47:46.540 So when Moses was, what, two minutes late from the mountain?

01:47:50.920 Yeah.

01:47:51.380 Getting the Ten Commandments, right?

01:47:52.780 So, and it also says in Torah that this is what's great.

01:47:59.080 It says the first sin they committed because they're arrogant. 0.89

01:48:04.480 Their sin is to be arrogant, which indicates crass ignorance. 0.84

01:48:10.820 So we're talking about ginos now genetically and saying they're genetically arrogant? 0.91

01:48:15.440 Their name is Erev Rav, bad spies, which translates to good teachers of bad information. 0.86

01:48:27.140 See, I knew you were more anti-Semitic than I could.

01:48:30.820 No, but their mission is to destroy Torah, to destroy... 0.98

01:48:38.440 The word of God.

01:48:42.200 The word of God. 0.99

01:48:43.500 To destroy the Jewish people and they have infiltrated us. 1.00

01:48:50.640 So what pisses me off is when people say the Jews because they're condemning me along with them and I am not like them. 0.98

01:48:58.520 That's what we were talking about.

01:48:59.280 And I want them to say the word Erev Rav, as is in Torah.

01:49:06.720 Erev Rav, the black magicians of Egypt. 0.93

01:49:12.360 Babylon, they are Jino. 1.00

01:49:15.200 They were created through eugenics to be self-destructive and like the Pied Piper to lead all the children off the cliff. 1.00

01:49:25.100 But no, we're not going to do that this time.

01:49:28.980 Well, they're actually the opposite of Jews because they talk about Jews being the chosen ones. 0.86

01:49:33.660 But people misinterpret that as Jews are better than everyone and God thinks they're better.

01:49:37.920 No, they're the chosen ones to continue the word of God.

01:49:41.660 That's right.

01:49:42.260 So he sees them almost as librarians.

01:49:44.360 We are librarians.

01:49:45.480 And he's like, these guys will preserve the text.

01:49:48.460 So I've chosen them to preserve the word of God.

01:49:52.700 I'm not saying they're better than everyone.

01:49:54.620 They're just good at studying.

01:49:57.440 That's what I said because I would say my grandson, he said to me, why do they hate us so bad?

01:50:03.180 Alls we are is nerds and autistic.

01:50:06.020 That's true.

01:50:06.880 And I said, yeah.

01:50:08.160 And then I got this vision that I felt was really from the Lord.

01:50:11.520 And he said, why do you think I made you all autistic and, you know, how you are in the age of information?

01:50:23.420 It's because you can research and that's what's needed. 0.99

01:50:27.180 That's what I created you for through all the shit you lived through. 0.94

01:50:30.620 I made you a people who knows how to create. 0.99

01:50:36.660 That's why Israel's churning out all this technology that is good for the world.

01:50:41.540 It's not bad for the world.

01:50:45.100 And people don't even know.

01:50:46.080 Well, the hormone blockers I don't like.

01:50:47.240 Huh?

01:50:47.480 They do make a lot of the hormone blocking medicine for trans children.

01:50:51.100 Israel does? 0.95

01:50:52.140 Yeah.

01:50:52.920 Well, you know, I mean, you have to look at their fruits, of course.

01:50:57.300 And people who are doing things, I call it Monsatan.

01:51:01.340 And that is a Jewish family, too.

01:51:03.660 The Monsatan family.

01:51:05.320 Is it?

01:51:05.700 I thought they were Mexican.

01:51:07.300 Monsanto?

01:51:08.080 They're Spanish Jews. 0.99

01:51:09.620 Oh, wow.

01:51:11.680 Okay.

01:51:12.960 This is fascinating.

01:51:13.500 But they've all enriched themselves, as have the Rothschilds, by stealing Jewish wealth. 0.99

01:51:18.700 When they kill Jews, the only reason they kill us is to steal what we got. 0.99

01:51:23.640 That's the reason they kill anybody. 0.98

01:51:25.580 Is it steal their land or their art or their, you know, that's how they kill everybody.

01:51:30.520 They don't just, what they start with the Jews, because everybody's been programmed through 1.00

01:51:35.680 MKUltra Nazi mind control.

01:51:38.440 What starts with the Jews never ends with the Jews. 0.99

01:51:41.200 It goes to all tribal people.

01:51:44.060 All people who own their sacred burial grounds.

01:51:48.160 That's what them Satanists don't like.

01:51:51.020 They don't dig that.

01:51:51.960 Wouldn't Orthodox Jews accuse you of being a Gino for recognizing Jesus as miracles? 0.99

01:51:59.500 Probably.

01:52:04.540 What do you mean by as miracles?

01:52:07.520 We told him outside.

01:52:08.540 Turning water into wine and...

01:52:11.900 Metaphysics?

01:52:13.640 Yeah.

01:52:14.320 Isn't that, doesn't that go against the core tenets of Judaism? 0.89

01:52:18.140 No, Judaism is about metaphysics. 0.83

01:52:21.620 So it's perfectly reasonable to see Jesus as the Son of God and a miracle worker.

01:52:28.960 No, he was a master metaphysician and a great rabbi who studied under Rabbi Akiva,

01:52:37.840 who was murdered by the Romans.

01:52:39.580 And he was one of three students that Rabbi Akiva picked to lead the Bar Hochweb revolt against Rome, 0.79

01:52:48.260 which we Jews won, and Rome retreated, retreated in horror.

01:52:55.480 And that is why the United States won the Revolutionary War by studying the guerrilla tactics of those

01:53:02.420 who had come from that section of the world and fought in trees because the way that the Jewish people of Judea and Samaria defeated the Romes,

01:53:15.440 the Romans, was guerrilla warfare.

01:53:18.880 And that's where it was initiated.

01:53:21.800 Against great power, the triangulation of a small group of people against a mighty army with just the will and the faith.

01:53:33.860 That is the Western world.

01:53:37.120 And it's us.

01:53:39.640 Yeah, I'm glad you said that.

01:53:41.080 And it's mighty, mighty.

01:53:41.740 And it also is linked to the lack of classism in America.

01:53:47.960 Like India has their caste system. 0.77

01:53:50.680 Even Hawaii, before it was colonized, they had the different tribes and the different hierarchy.

01:53:56.920 And I, Britain, you know, you're either, hello, hello, or you're, what are you, mate?

01:54:02.320 They have their accent hierarchy, but America.

01:54:04.800 No, it's like this.

01:54:05.580 You're either pharaoh, or the courtiers of pharaoh, or the bankers of pharaoh.

01:54:13.860 And it's never changed.

01:54:15.820 Feudalism has never changed.

01:54:17.900 But in America, you can have a peanut farmer, as incompetent as he was, Jimmy Carter, become president.

01:54:24.540 You got a yokel from Oklahoma, wherever.

01:54:28.300 Because he was paid for by the Council of Foreign Relations.

01:54:33.040 It's like who their donors are.

01:54:34.380 It's a bad analogy, but you know what I'm saying?

01:54:36.080 I think classism's a little more subversive than that.

01:54:37.640 Like, we're nouveau riche here in America, and that's one of my favorite things about it.

01:54:41.520 Me too.

01:54:41.900 Is that there's no accent.

01:54:44.220 Like, you can, I've hung out with gazillionaires, and they're excited, because I know Sarah Silverman,

01:54:50.760 and they want to hear gossip.

01:54:52.140 Like, there's no, there's no, like, there's, well, there's obviously snobbery, but I find America

01:54:58.940 to be the least snobby place on earth.

01:55:00.460 I do, too.

01:55:00.700 Absolutely, least racist and least classist.

01:55:02.620 I love about billionaires when I'm, you know, vetted to be around them, is, I mean, I wait

01:55:12.600 till we're drunk.

01:55:13.500 I really don't attack them at first.

01:55:16.600 But if you ask them to help you sponsor something that's good for kids, they're all in.

01:55:23.700 Every time.

01:55:24.520 I've never heard a no.

01:55:25.780 And, I mean, and for a lot of money, it's, they want to do good.

01:55:30.920 A lot of them do, you know?

01:55:32.120 Yeah.

01:55:32.900 I met Peter Thiel a few times, and he's, he's just like a very curious guy.

01:55:38.400 Like, he's like, why do, why do you think that women are so bad at politics? 0.98

01:55:44.560 They seem so enthusiastic, but they haven't really done the backyard research.

01:55:49.260 Why do you, what drives that?

01:55:52.060 Like, he's curious.

01:55:53.440 Because they're dickmotized.

01:55:56.220 That's the whole thing of the Bible. 0.99

01:55:58.600 Women worship the erect phallus. 1.00

01:56:01.040 That's patriarchy. 0.99

01:56:02.460 Women's worship of the erect phallus. 1.00

01:56:04.020 They're trying to be men. 0.99

01:56:04.880 It makes me sick. 1.00

01:56:05.640 Women make terrible men. 1.00

01:56:06.880 This is my thing. 0.99

01:56:07.700 They're not trying to be men.

01:56:09.000 They're trying to get men. 0.57

01:56:09.720 Yes, when they get involved in politics, they're doing a man thing.

01:56:13.080 And they don't belong in politics.

01:56:15.240 They generally don't belong in the workforce.

01:56:17.500 They don't belong in a lot of things.

01:56:19.520 There's obviously exceptions.

01:56:20.660 Like, I don't think women can write, but my top, out of my top. 1.00

01:56:23.560 Fuck you, I can write. 1.00

01:56:24.660 Out of my top 10 writers, five of them are female. 1.00

01:56:27.220 So, you can say that Asians are bad at basketball, and your favorite basketball players can be Chinese.

01:56:31.920 Right. 0.96

01:56:32.160 It's an exception to the rule.

01:56:33.240 So, like, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Laura Hillebrand.

01:56:40.020 I used to fight with them.

01:56:41.120 What's the woman who wrote? 1.00

01:56:42.940 Heather McDonald.

01:56:44.520 Like, my favorite writers.

01:56:46.100 But generally, women, when they write, they can't kill their darlings. 1.00

01:56:49.340 So, they will...

01:56:49.960 What do you mean they're darlings?

01:56:51.820 The secret to writing is to look at what you just did and said, what can go?

01:56:56.280 He's mansplaining writing to you.

01:56:56.980 Oh, yeah, definitely. 0.90

01:56:57.700 And you've got to murder paragraphs.

01:57:00.360 Yeah.

01:57:00.720 I said he's mansplaining writing to you.

01:57:03.780 I want to watch it.

01:57:05.100 I don't want to be here for this.

01:57:08.000 I wouldn't agree, but it's interesting to hear you babble on.

01:57:12.480 I'm not edit myself.

01:57:15.600 No, but it's interesting to hear what you think.

01:57:19.160 You don't mean that at all.

01:57:20.620 No.

01:57:21.120 I know you so.

01:57:22.940 I know you so.

01:57:23.360 The general point is, I tend to sound like a sexist when I talk, but whenever I'm criticizing

01:57:29.480 females, it's for leaving their area of expertise. 1.00

01:57:34.480 Well, I've never left my area of expertise.

01:57:37.720 I agree.

01:57:38.060 I've been disallowed to ascend to my area of expertise until recently, and I can't tell you

01:57:46.420 how thrilled I am because my whole life I have been the definition of expertise and excellence

01:57:54.100 only to be shat upon by those inferior to me.

01:57:58.480 How am I supposed to deal with that?

01:58:00.620 They can talk about racism, and I can understand it, but there's nothing that compares to being 1.00

01:58:07.680 a smart woman in Hollywood with a bunch of fucking chronic masturbating Jewish guys. 1.00

01:58:14.640 There's nothing worse. 1.00

01:58:16.660 Well, you're obviously wildly unique, and you kind of invented this notion of nonconformity

01:58:24.220 in art, where I'm going to be me, no matter how uncool and unpopular it is, to be a chubby

01:58:31.660 housewife in a flannel and talk about my ungrateful kids. 1.00

01:58:35.040 That had never been done before, and there's a lot of people like that, like Billy Bragg.

01:58:39.160 He was a folk singer.

01:58:41.100 I love Billy Bragg.

01:58:41.900 And back then, if you're British, you did an American accent, like Led Zeppelin.

01:58:46.360 Woman, I need you.

01:58:48.900 And then Billy Bragg comes along, he's like, up in the morning and we're out for school.

01:58:53.620 Mother said there'll be no work next year.

01:58:56.920 And people are like, whoa, you're just being a regular guy from like South London.

01:59:01.520 Yeah, people like that.

01:59:02.460 I like that.

01:59:03.420 Like, they want you to be sincere. 0.99

01:59:04.860 Yeah, that's some punk shit, right? 0.98

01:59:05.880 Yeah, people want sincerity, and you were the first to bring it to comedy. 0.99

01:59:10.440 So when I criticize women and blacks and everyone, I'm usually getting mad at them for not being 1.00

01:59:17.560 honest and not being themselves.

01:59:19.660 Well, it's very difficult to do that when you're having to get in front of this audience 0.99

01:59:25.460 full of fucking stuff to the top of their head, to the bottom of their feet of prejudiced 1.00

01:59:32.260 bullshit. 1.00

01:59:32.660 Right, and that's why we appreciate it more. 1.00

01:59:35.020 Like, Kathy Cheetos.

01:59:36.380 Anybody who can break through that, you know, you've got a career for the rest of your life.

01:59:40.880 Correct.

01:59:41.960 And that, I would argue, is American culture.

01:59:44.280 Yeah, absolutely.

01:59:44.980 American culture is, I'm me, take it or leave it. 1.00

01:59:47.800 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:59:48.720 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

01:59:49.020 It's the outlaw, too. 1.00

01:59:50.600 Yeah, that is America.

01:59:51.420 And Kathy Cheetos, the head of the Secret Cervix. 0.96

01:59:53.560 She's, yeah.

01:59:54.620 Cervix. 0.98

01:59:56.180 The reason I don't hate her because she's a woman, I hate her because she's in over her 1.00

02:00:00.920 head, pretending to be a man, not doing what she's meant to do. 0.95

02:00:05.060 Well, you know what I say.

02:00:07.840 The whole government, it is a conspiracy. 1.00

02:00:11.660 Leslie, lesbian witches. 0.99

02:00:16.220 I know it because I was in Hollywood. 0.99

02:00:18.400 Is she a les, Kathy Cheetos? 0.99

02:00:20.180 Probably. 1.00

02:00:20.760 You've got to be a lesbian witch or you don't ascend to power in the Democrat Party. 1.00

02:00:26.760 What about Nancy Pelosi? 1.00

02:00:28.160 Is she a les? 1.00

02:00:30.680 She's a... 0.94

02:00:31.660 I think so.

02:00:33.140 She's the next thing after that.

02:00:35.440 Her husband seemed to have a gay boyfriend over that night. 0.59

02:00:38.740 I mean, who doesn't?

02:00:40.120 Have you heard this theory that Alex Soros is trans?

02:00:43.380 Yeah, definitely. 1.00

02:00:44.000 And has a vagina. 1.00

02:00:45.820 And Huma Abedin, who allegedly used to horse around with Hillary in a gay way, is now marrying 1.00

02:00:52.880 this chick with a beard. 1.00

02:00:54.780 Yeah.

02:00:55.000 Who?

02:00:55.540 Soros? 0.91

02:00:55.860 Alex Soros.

02:00:56.600 Yeah.

02:00:56.900 I could see that.

02:00:57.420 That would be perfect.

02:00:59.760 Oh my God, is that perfect?

02:01:00.500 He does look trans.

02:01:01.140 He does sink a lot of kazillions into trans. 0.98

02:01:04.180 Yeah.

02:01:04.760 And he does look trans.

02:01:06.640 Yeah, he totally likes trans. 0.50

02:01:07.480 And he talks like he's overdosing on hormones.

02:01:10.280 Yeah.

02:01:10.640 Like he says, you know, you know, you know, you know.

02:01:13.420 Homsla definitely pegs him. 1.00

02:01:16.060 Ma, you know, shit's getting bad. 1.00

02:01:17.720 Biden's a retard. 1.00

02:01:19.340 Right? 1.00

02:01:19.840 Like, and you know, the Democrats aren't going to stop.

02:01:22.560 We've already proven that he has dementia.

02:01:24.320 We know they're going to cheat.

02:01:25.320 They're importing voters in. 0.99

02:01:27.400 They're going to let illegal migrants. 1.00

02:01:28.780 They're going to vote.

02:01:29.980 They're going to do the ballot dumping. 0.89

02:01:31.160 They're going to cheat.

02:01:32.220 It's going to go like France. 0.98

02:01:33.540 It's going to go like France. 0.98

02:01:34.540 That's the scare.

02:01:35.100 I mean, maybe we'll, maybe we'll be able to pull it off.

02:01:36.840 But if we don't, the bottom line is from now until election day and probably there and 0.99

02:01:40.180 after, regardless of what happens, America is destabilized and shit's going to get real. 0.98

02:01:46.680 If Trump wins, we'll be like, yay, the left is going to riot. 0.99

02:01:51.060 If Trump loses, America's doomed.

02:01:53.520 So, there's good and bad to every kind of possible outcome.

02:01:57.260 But what I do know is, and I'm being very serious about it.

02:02:00.660 Gold is gold.

02:02:01.600 Gold is gold.

02:02:02.720 Silver is silver.

02:02:03.620 And currency, the dollar, I mean, the dollar could tank.

02:02:06.800 We urge you, go to any company you want.

02:02:09.880 If you don't want to use, I'm going to do it.

02:02:11.760 I'm going to take money and buy gold, gold, gold.

02:02:14.080 You have to.

02:02:14.720 You have to.

02:02:15.240 I've been doing it all along, but I'm going to step it up because, you know, value for

02:02:19.120 value, it never, it never goes down.

02:02:21.480 Gold never goes down.

02:02:22.580 Gold and silver, they're not like pay for money.

02:02:25.060 They retain their value.

02:02:26.200 That's why they're called precious metals. 0.98

02:02:28.060 And they have, they have actual uses in the real world, unlike cash money, which when shit 0.89

02:02:32.240 has been, maybe you can burn it and use it for heat like the depression. 0.63

02:02:35.840 But gold and silver is just a smart way to protect your wealth.

02:02:39.040 And again, yes, rblexgold.com, you can go there and you can buy gold and it's great.

02:02:45.440 We have a landing page, but just go anywhere you want.

02:02:47.660 And this is not an ad for the sake. 0.99

02:02:49.120 This is, shit's getting real. 0.99

02:02:50.920 You can see it happening every day and you really have to be smart now. 0.99

02:02:54.860 You have to, you have to really see the old days.

02:02:58.880 You'd have to look 10 years in the future.

02:03:00.200 Now you only have to look two or three months in the future.

02:03:02.060 Yeah.

02:03:02.120 Now they're saying gold is the only thing that isn't losing its value.

02:03:05.220 Unlike real estate and 401ks and everything else.

02:03:10.000 Well, that's why I want, I tell people that if you have like a retirement account, because

02:03:13.920 if you have an IRA or for instance, you know, a lot of that's invested.

02:03:17.760 And if the stock market crashes, your retirement.

02:03:21.020 So it's the smartest thing you can do is if you have, like, you can roll over your IRA,

02:03:25.660 you can take your retirement.

02:03:26.240 You can actually put that in gold and silver and protects from whatever's going to happen

02:03:30.980 in the next six months to three years.

02:03:32.840 You can at least roll that over and do it.

02:03:34.920 It's smart.

02:03:35.560 I just, just do it.

02:03:36.600 Please just do it.

02:03:37.740 That's it.

02:03:38.480 All right.

02:03:40.600 Don't you think the trans are, you know, look how Biden and like Newsom, the whole Democrat 0.99

02:03:47.280 party, they can't push that.

02:03:49.340 Those kickbacks from big pharma.

02:03:53.500 I mean, the Monsanto, Monsatan, they can't kick the drugging and chemical castration of children 0.97

02:04:00.780 far enough with their happy face.

02:04:03.500 Happy face Hitler. 1.00

02:04:04.920 They can't be happier than to do that.

02:04:10.460 It's, it's, it's atheist pagans who are sacrificing their children to the woke gods and they have 0.99

02:04:16.300 no problem.

02:04:17.680 Doing it.

02:04:18.400 Like the bringing your kid to drag queen story hour. 0.65

02:04:21.360 Why?

02:04:22.300 They don't, it's not Disneyland.

02:04:24.140 It's not Lego land.

02:04:25.060 They're not excited to be there yet.

02:04:26.880 You drag them in.

02:04:28.020 Well, as I always say, they always seem to have a, um, thank you, baby.

02:04:34.020 Hi, Libya.

02:04:34.780 I might have to smoke with mom.

02:04:37.900 You my mom?

02:04:38.940 I actually give him permission.

02:04:41.400 We're having a, I smoked with her in, uh.

02:04:43.120 We're having a power clash.

02:04:45.060 Listen.

02:04:45.400 I love you.

02:04:45.880 Who's the boss of Jake?

02:04:47.260 You or me?

02:04:48.060 Hannah.

02:04:49.620 Levy, uh, Levy is the boss of everyone.

02:04:52.160 Do you want another beer?

02:04:53.400 Uh, no, I'm good.

02:04:54.340 This is turgid.

02:04:56.500 Um, I'm letting you smoke in the house.

02:04:58.580 This is breaking news on the Roseanne Bar Podcast.

02:05:00.740 Uh, trans people, the, the, the hormone blockers, like, taking a drag queen story hour, cutting 1.00

02:05:07.200 their tits off. 1.00

02:05:08.540 My son was positive he was Spider-Man when he was young. 0.99

02:05:11.680 I know this is a cliche point to make, but it's true. 0.79

02:05:15.120 Yeah.

02:05:15.480 You can't get a tattoo until you're 18.

02:05:17.680 Right.

02:05:18.340 And you know what I've looked up recently?

02:05:20.660 What? 0.98

02:05:21.180 Tits. 1.00

02:05:22.260 Do you know how fucking complex these things are? 0.99

02:05:25.240 Yeah. 0.98

02:05:25.440 With the different, it's like a, no, a woman's. 1.00

02:05:28.520 Dressed with the daffodil ducks.

02:05:31.580 There's like, I don't know.

02:05:32.680 It looks like there's 600 little ducks.

02:05:34.380 There are.

02:05:35.220 And they, so they taste the child's saliva.

02:05:37.960 Yeah.

02:05:38.200 And that makes more milk.

02:05:39.260 They're like, oh, oh, this kid's low on iron.

02:05:41.900 So the milk produces more iron to facilitate this balance.

02:05:46.560 No, women. 1.00

02:05:46.920 You're not cutting off an earlobe here.

02:05:48.960 That's how God made us.

02:05:50.240 So we could have children.

02:05:51.940 Yeah.

02:05:52.800 Feed them.

02:05:53.420 I mean, it's blasphemy.

02:05:55.100 What are they trying to do?

02:05:55.780 It is blasphemy.

02:05:56.140 It's the Lord gave you the Taj Mahal on your chest.

02:05:59.960 And you're like, meh. 0.99

02:06:01.460 Tits are the smartest part of women. 1.00

02:06:04.360 I think that's pretty clear. 0.94

02:06:07.440 No, I mean, Hannah, we got a baby.

02:06:09.300 The breast, I got to say this.

02:06:11.060 I don't want to talk about cliche and cucky, but I'm like you.

02:06:15.580 And then I watched Hannah go through childbirth.

02:06:17.120 I'm not going to be that guy.

02:06:18.040 But the breastfeeding thing, I've watched it. 0.99

02:06:20.020 I'm like, holy shit. 1.00

02:06:20.740 This is fucking weird. 1.00

02:06:21.420 Women are like, did you know tits were for breastfeeding? 1.00

02:06:24.920 I thought they were for tit fucking. 1.00

02:06:27.180 But that's what I'm saying. 1.00

02:06:27.940 Like they're designed to feed a baby.

02:06:30.380 And it's like the sex stuff is secondary.

02:06:32.120 And I'm not even trying to be funny. 0.99

02:06:33.740 I remember this one time when I had the hugest tits. 1.00

02:06:37.840 Because my family of Jewish women is all hunchbacked because of their tits by the time they're 60. 1.00

02:06:43.720 Like Aunt Sadie was all bent over like a troll. 1.00

02:06:47.520 Size 48E.

02:06:49.200 Now we're getting started.

02:06:50.680 48E. 0.99

02:06:51.880 She did it on the tits to the knees. 1.00

02:06:53.580 I remember when I was breastfeeding, my children, and I pat them on the right breast. 0.99

02:06:59.780 And the left one just started squirting right across the room.

02:07:03.880 Yeah.

02:07:04.760 It was right across the room.

02:07:06.240 My mother-in-law was with me.

02:07:08.620 She brought a rag because she's very tall.

02:07:10.360 You get on the microphone.

02:07:11.180 It's an amazing design. 0.99

02:07:12.300 You know that sort of dark area that women have from their vaginas up to their tits? 1.00

02:07:17.000 Because that's so the baby can maneuver and see, follow the yellow brick road up to their tits. 1.00

02:07:23.800 I know. 0.99

02:07:23.960 Also, BO.

02:07:24.940 I'm not joking. 0.99

02:07:25.660 The women's armpit smell. 1.00

02:07:26.900 Kids can smell and find tits in the dark with their BO. 1.00

02:07:29.660 It's fascinating. 0.97

02:07:30.280 So we're like, this is the thing about being a sexist. 0.74

02:07:33.360 We're an animal. 0.97

02:07:33.660 We're feminists. 1.00

02:07:34.580 Like I worship this shit. 1.00

02:07:35.980 I love women. 1.00

02:07:36.440 I'm in awe of women and childbirth and all this.

02:07:39.520 And modern feminism is to trivialize all this. 1.00

02:07:42.700 Literally cut the tits off. 1.00

02:07:44.800 Well, because it's male feminism. 1.00

02:07:47.000 Yeah.

02:07:47.360 It's not real feminism. 1.00

02:07:48.300 It's male worship. 0.93

02:07:49.700 You know, there's the 14- 0.96

02:07:50.940 It's cockocracy.

02:07:52.080 That's what I call it.

02:07:52.920 It really is. 1.00

02:07:53.360 When all these bitches are lining up to go, hey, anybody with a penis is worth more than 1.00

02:07:58.180 us. 1.00

02:07:58.900 Right. 1.00

02:07:59.380 Stupid bitch. 1.00

02:07:59.960 They're becoming men. 1.00

02:08:01.280 They're going to have to be a real penis. 1.00

02:08:02.500 There's 14 lesbian bars left in America. 1.00

02:08:05.840 They're trying to kill off the lesbians. 1.00

02:08:07.700 That's really what it is. 1.00

02:08:08.600 Because they're just men.

02:08:08.840 That's really what it is. 0.97

02:08:09.120 So they go to gay bars, whatever.

02:08:11.500 Yeah.

02:08:11.840 And then the left goes, oh. 0.99

02:08:13.300 And they're all pissed that the lesbians won't date the trans women. 1.00

02:08:16.680 They're like, we don't want a dick. 1.00

02:08:19.040 Get that through your fucking head. 1.00

02:08:20.200 That's why we're lesbians. 1.00

02:08:21.400 We said that for fucking 25 years now. 1.00

02:08:25.720 And the left will go- 1.00

02:08:27.140 They'll go, oh. 0.99

02:08:27.840 If you want nothing to do with the dick or dick has power or dick laws or dick religions, 1.00

02:08:34.100 fuck your dick. 1.00

02:08:35.660 Go suck it yourself or stick it up your boyfriend's butt or whatever you're going to do in your 1.00

02:08:40.940 homo erogenous horse shit patriarchal bullshit world. 1.00

02:08:45.160 Is there a civil- 1.00

02:08:45.840 We'll be over here with all the people.

02:08:47.880 Is there a civil war in the gay community?

02:08:50.040 Yeah.

02:08:50.340 Yes.

02:08:50.720 Yeah.

02:08:51.140 Let's talk about that.

02:08:51.760 Same as the Jews. 1.00

02:08:52.760 It's LGB against T and Q.

02:08:56.740 Just like it is with the Jews. 1.00

02:08:58.240 Just like it is with the blacks. 1.00

02:08:59.700 Just like it is with the Hispanics. 1.00

02:09:01.660 Right.

02:09:02.000 It's everywhere.

02:09:02.860 They fomented us to go against ourselves.

02:09:05.980 Let me ask you this then.

02:09:06.880 That's what MKUltra is all about.

02:09:09.860 You're so smart.

02:09:11.000 In each group, if there's a civil war, how do you know which side is good and which side

02:09:15.720 is bad?

02:09:15.980 Or am I being too binary?

02:09:18.100 Is there a tell?

02:09:19.540 I think there is.

02:09:20.660 What's the tell?

02:09:21.560 Anti-Semitism.

02:09:23.120 That's the bad side.

02:09:24.840 Anything that goes against God, the Torah, and the people of God.

02:09:30.840 When you say anti-Semitism, are you saying anti-Jew or are you saying anti-Old Testament?

02:09:35.680 Anti-Torah.

02:09:37.180 Which is the Old Testament, right?

02:09:39.260 It's the five books of Moses.

02:09:40.940 Okay.

02:09:41.840 The Torah that Christianity and Islam are based on.

02:09:46.080 So we can dislike Erev Ra of American leftist Jews and still. 0.88

02:09:50.820 We have to dislike Erev Ra of because they're on the side of, it's called the Sitra Aka, 1.00

02:09:56.080 the other side.

02:09:57.300 They're not on the side of those of us who wish peace, love, equity, and the end of slavery,

02:10:08.100 debt slavery, and, you know, the few at the expense of the many.

02:10:16.680 That's not.

02:10:17.100 The Torah is about evolving to the intellectual point where you can create just law, one law 0.94

02:10:26.520 for all.

02:10:27.740 Right.

02:10:28.160 No double standards that, you know, accuse Israel of whatever the other country does. 0.52

02:10:34.780 Right.

02:10:36.100 None of that anymore.

02:10:37.640 And it's all going to go.

02:10:39.180 It's all in the process of going.

02:10:40.900 Anything that has anti-Semitism that says the Jews without saying.

02:10:48.660 You can bring it over if you want to look at me.

02:10:50.400 Without saying the communist Jews, communist Jewish atheists against Jewish people who are

02:11:03.580 connected to God.

02:11:05.760 Can I say what I think my tell is?

02:11:07.880 Yeah. 0.94

02:11:08.060 To tell, I asked her in a civil war, because the Jews have it, gays have it, whites have 0.97

02:11:12.780 it. 0.81

02:11:12.820 We all have civil wars right now, left and right.

02:11:15.740 What's the tell to know which side is the good side?

02:11:19.800 Well, the Jews, it's Israel. 0.97

02:11:22.020 I think so, but I just mean in general. 0.96

02:11:23.340 If a Jew in America doesn't support Israel, you know that they're a secular phony. 1.00

02:11:27.620 I agree. 0.99

02:11:28.320 With gays, it's drag queen story hour. 1.00

02:11:30.720 Yeah. 0.99

02:11:31.380 Or a better film.

02:11:31.880 With whites, it's Black Lives Matter. 0.89

02:11:34.960 It's easy.

02:11:35.700 But what's the, so that's all good points, but how would you sum that up?

02:11:39.540 But when you say support Israel, that's like really, really deep.

02:11:42.600 Because for myself, I don't, I don't, there's a lot about Israel that I don't support that 0.99

02:11:51.640 I think they do wrong.

02:11:53.360 Right.

02:11:53.700 You can still support and be critical.

02:11:55.040 So I make my voice heard there.

02:11:57.560 I don't accept all of it.

02:11:59.200 And what's happening, but here's the.

02:12:02.340 Like what?

02:12:02.880 What do you dislike about Israel?

02:12:05.320 That it is in the control of the left, like the United States, exactly the same.

02:12:10.460 And that we're being lied to about that fact in all press.

02:12:16.300 Like their thing where they showed all these people in Tel Aviv saying that they're making

02:12:22.980 the government, I mean the judicial system in Israel more right wing.

02:12:26.940 In fact, what they're doing is what this Supreme Court did in the United States when it overturned

02:12:35.720 Roe v. Wade, as well as the Chevron Doctrine.

02:12:38.940 They are saying that we will no longer have judicial fiat. 0.99

02:12:46.220 There will no longer be law by a bunch of elitist fucking left-wing communist judges. 0.98

02:12:52.240 Instead, as intended, the people will decide the law. 0.99

02:12:57.460 No more elitist, bureaucratic, communist, leftist judges will do that.

02:13:03.860 And that's never been portrayed correctly in the American press because they don't want

02:13:09.340 us to know that Israel fights the same battle that we fight and it is Israel is the little 0.96

02:13:17.380 sister and America is the big sister. 0.78

02:13:19.720 You know, all the Islamic people say big Satan, little Satan because they're inextricably bound 1.00

02:13:27.660 because of Christianity and the Bible.

02:13:30.220 Israel is where the Bible is and where it happened.

02:13:33.920 And Islam now is taking over the sacred burial grounds and holy sites of every religion on 1.00

02:13:41.780 earth and claiming them to be Islamic in every country. 1.00

02:13:46.020 Killing Christians everywhere, killing Buddhists, killing Hindus everywhere. 1.00

02:13:50.880 Destroying their worshipers. 1.00

02:13:51.900 And, you know, they're coming to kill the Jews too. 1.00

02:13:54.580 And we're like, well, the Jews are occupiers. 1.00

02:13:57.480 No, the Jews don't occupy Judea, you stupid fucking cunt. 1.00

02:14:05.220 Well said. 1.00

02:14:06.000 You know, and I always tell Jake, it's always that, not always, but so often, a Jewish home 0.57

02:14:14.900 that has no Jewish mother.

02:14:16.560 In other words, it's a Jewish man that married a non-Jewish mom.

02:14:21.880 And she may have converted, but all her life she heard something horrible about the Jewish

02:14:26.820 people in her religion that she was indoctrinated in before she converted to Judaism.

02:14:32.680 And, you know, whether it was that we killed Jesus or whatever other misinformation, she's

02:14:39.600 been fed by Rome. 0.61

02:14:42.820 And she'll say that to her kids like, oh, you're acting like a Jew like your dad.

02:14:48.440 They all tell me.

02:14:50.520 So it is like there is racism, there is anti-Semitism.

02:14:56.000 We have to get over it.

02:14:57.140 By telling the truth about the truth, there's a great Jewish civil war in Israel among Jews 0.99

02:15:06.240 everywhere.

02:15:07.200 And it is, are we the people of the book or are we the people of Marx?

02:15:15.740 And there's a lot of people of Marx in Israel.

02:15:18.340 So I, I, I'm not going to be very popular with, with the people who subscribe to my network

02:15:23.500 because I think they tend to be more, much more anti-Semitic than they could ever be.

02:15:27.340 But my problem with Israel is it's not Zionist enough. 0.99

02:15:30.980 Mine too.

02:15:31.920 Like they, Muslims are in parliament. 0.99

02:15:34.940 Why are Muslims in your government? 1.00

02:15:36.840 Yeah.

02:15:37.200 Why do Muslims live in Israel? 1.00

02:15:40.120 Because the same reason.

02:15:41.360 Why are you bringing Palestine water every day?

02:15:43.780 Right.

02:15:44.320 Stop.

02:15:44.980 Because the same reason the United States has the squad, Hamas, in Congress. 0.94

02:15:51.120 They're indoctrinated.

02:15:51.720 Yeah.

02:15:52.140 They're infiltrated.

02:15:53.100 It's infuriating.

02:15:54.260 Yeah.

02:15:54.500 I agree with you.

02:15:55.160 I've always said that my problem with Israel and the war on Gaza is they're not really the

02:15:58.600 genociders.

02:15:59.280 Like Jews are not allowed into the West Bank. 0.98

02:16:01.220 They cannot leave Israel. 0.83

02:16:02.420 They left Gaza.

02:16:02.840 Yet every day, hordes of Muslims come through to work for the day.

02:16:06.480 And their anger is this wall is there.

02:16:08.820 Yeah.

02:16:08.980 Is my neighbor mad that I have a deadbolt?

02:16:12.440 Yeah. 0.99

02:16:12.560 Why would my neighbor give a fuck how fortified my home is unless you want to come in? 1.00

02:16:18.000 It's way deeper than anybody knows because it's actually a worldwide subterranean war. 0.98

02:16:25.060 And nobody's told the truth.

02:16:27.580 But it's a worldwide. 0.97

02:16:29.060 The thing that the Nazis have to understand about Jews is that they hate Jews more than 0.97

02:16:35.400 anyone else. 0.98

02:16:36.160 Yeah.

02:16:36.460 Who does?

02:16:37.040 Jews.

02:16:37.460 Jews.

02:16:37.760 Oh, I know.

02:16:39.640 Yeah.

02:16:39.920 We don't need your hair.

02:16:40.900 We've got enough.

02:16:41.360 Like certain, like the Satmar Jews. 1.00

02:16:42.500 When you see these Jews that are like saying they're pro-Palestinian, they're in Israel and 1.00

02:16:49.880 saying that, you know, all that Palestinian shit. 1.00

02:16:53.240 I love that they just passed a law where they have to be drafted. 1.00

02:16:58.200 Yeah.

02:16:58.460 How much did I love that?

02:16:59.980 How much did I love that?

02:17:01.300 Because it's like, hey, you live here and reap the privilege of this place.

02:17:07.800 Like, I'm going to love it when the Democrats, nobody knows this, but they're going to draft

02:17:12.820 Antifa and they're going to send them to Ukraine if they win.

02:17:16.200 Good.

02:17:17.060 They're drafting women. 1.00

02:17:17.820 They're already going, they're already all over the world, Antifa, fighting these fucking 1.00

02:17:21.260 dumb battles they think are part of their agenda. 1.00

02:17:23.520 Yeah. 0.99

02:17:23.660 How do you get in Antifa anyway?

02:17:25.380 Like, how do you get jumped into that gang?

02:17:26.860 You just show up one day.

02:17:28.800 You just say, I hate my dad.

02:17:30.000 You know, I went to Bethlehem where Jesus was born.

02:17:32.820 I saw, I saw the little stone cave and it's, it's guarded with a giant fence with spikes

02:17:40.140 everywhere because Muslims have completely surrounded it. 1.00

02:17:43.640 They shit in it. 1.00

02:17:44.520 There's a call to prayer where you, you're there to see the birthplace of Jesus and you 1.00

02:17:50.000 hear, as they all bow, like hundreds of them are bowing.

02:17:55.380 They've taken over that area.

02:17:57.380 Yeah. 1.00

02:17:57.540 They shit in all the Jewish holy sites and Christian too. 1.00

02:18:02.840 They do. 1.00

02:18:03.140 And we're not allowed to know that, but come on, they need to go through a Renaissance.

02:18:07.720 They need to come out of the medieval age. 0.98

02:18:09.940 You know, I saw these blacks at this restaurant and they were furious that these white people 0.95

02:18:15.540 got their steaks before they did. 0.52

02:18:17.680 And the manager was trying to explain, they ordered them rare.

02:18:22.000 Right.

02:18:22.260 So they're ready first.

02:18:23.420 Right.

02:18:24.040 But they didn't, they trashed the entire restaurant. 0.88

02:18:25.880 And my reaction to that is, I want whites to act like that. 0.96

02:18:30.460 Oh God. 0.83

02:18:31.140 Could you imagine?

02:18:31.680 I want us to be, and not just whites, Jews, gays, Westerners, Americans, Patriots, Brits.

02:18:38.380 We, the, the, the ship has sailed on indignance.

02:18:41.360 Right.

02:18:41.560 So, we're not convincing anyone to be more civilized.

02:18:45.640 So we need to be less civilized. 0.79

02:18:46.760 I mean, how many black people have you seen that are just perfect in their behavior, very 1.00

02:18:52.260 loving, and they got a redneck racist at their throat. 1.00

02:18:56.900 I mean, there's so many videos like that.

02:18:58.040 I've seen that, of course.

02:18:59.180 Like, Karen in the park.

02:19:00.080 I mean, it's just, there's like, as I say, there's two kinds of people.

02:19:03.600 No, I haven't seen that.

02:19:04.800 Oh, I've seen that.

02:19:05.120 They're all over YouTube.

02:19:07.160 But like I say, there's two kinds of people.

02:19:08.480 A lot of times it's me in the video.

02:19:11.200 Jake, can you get me some more booze?

02:19:13.500 Yeah.

02:19:14.240 We need more booze. 1.00

02:19:16.140 Like I say, there's two kinds.

02:19:18.120 Are you joking?

02:19:19.180 That's our favorite movie. 1.00

02:19:20.180 Shut up. 1.00

02:19:20.980 Shut up, bitch. 1.00

02:19:21.800 That's my favorite movie. 1.00

02:19:22.980 I've seen it 15 times.

02:19:23.700 I'm divorcing my wife.

02:19:25.120 We're getting married.

02:19:25.840 Yes.

02:19:26.460 Okay, but you better be richer than me, because I'm never marrying another guy poorer than me.

02:19:31.180 I've only got about 10 million.

02:19:33.800 That's about what I got.

02:19:35.120 We need more booze. 1.00

02:19:39.060 I wanted to marry Patrick Byrne, because he satisfies my two requirements for a new husband.

02:19:46.480 He must be terminally ill.

02:19:50.460 Very, very wealthy.

02:19:51.900 Much wealthier than myself. 1.00

02:19:53.220 How about when Withnail wakes up hungover and he goes, I've got a bastard behind the eyes. 1.00

02:20:00.540 It feels like a pig shot in my head. 0.99

02:20:03.680 How about Uncle Monty? 0.90

02:20:05.640 Oh, my boys.

02:20:07.040 My boys.

02:20:08.120 When he comes with that green eye shadow into the bedroom.

02:20:11.320 I mean, to have you, even if it must be burglary.

02:20:13.960 You remember all the lines.

02:20:17.740 Oh, yeah.

02:20:18.780 Of course I do.

02:20:19.440 What about that hippie that comes in when they've gotten the horrible dirt?

02:20:22.320 If I dose you, you'll know that you've been dose.

02:20:25.560 This joint is called a Cumberwall carrot because it's shaped like a carrot, and I came up with it in Cumberwall.

02:20:32.220 Oh, I'll take whatever you've had and run a mile.

02:20:38.700 Those are choice words, Mike.

02:20:42.440 George Harrison produced that.

02:20:44.520 Really?

02:20:45.240 Yeah.

02:20:45.360 I never, I'm obsessed with that movie.

02:20:47.320 I never knew that.

02:20:48.220 I became obsessed with George Harrison because of that movie.

02:20:51.560 Really?

02:20:52.180 And I stalked him.

02:20:53.800 You know, I also stalked Marlon Brando.

02:20:56.860 Oh, my son's Johnny is named after him in the wild one.

02:21:02.320 Is that his name, Johnny?

02:21:03.860 Johnny.

02:21:04.260 What are you rebelling against?

02:21:05.460 What do you got?

02:21:06.440 Oh, brilliant.

02:21:07.260 Yeah. 1.00

02:21:08.520 He raped everybody. 1.00

02:21:10.160 Oh, great. 1.00

02:21:11.680 I named my son after a serial rapist. 1.00

02:21:15.140 Well, Johnny. 0.98

02:21:16.980 Johnny wasn't a serial rapist.

02:21:18.700 Johnny who? 0.81

02:21:19.580 In the wild one.

02:21:21.520 Oh.

02:21:21.720 You know that invented Kool?

02:21:23.840 Kool was invented relatively recently, 1953.

02:21:27.380 We had the wild one.

02:21:29.020 We had Rebel Without a Cause.

02:21:31.020 Yeah, that one.

02:21:32.280 Before that, teenagers were just young adults.

02:21:34.840 There weren't teenagers.

02:21:36.620 Right.

02:21:36.900 You were a kid, then you were a young adult, then you were an adult.

02:21:40.100 There was no in between.

02:21:41.520 That's right.

02:21:42.040 And what was the common denominator between the cool teenager and the age before?

02:21:48.260 World War II.

02:21:48.580 I bet you'll never guess.

02:21:49.620 No.

02:21:50.720 The age before, you mean teenagers of the generation before?

02:21:53.440 The generation before.

02:21:55.800 Privilege. 0.99

02:21:56.400 Common, bridge, and denominator to fucking Coolsville. 1.00

02:22:00.660 Drugs. 0.99

02:22:01.540 No.

02:22:02.360 Privilege.

02:22:03.820 Foreskins. 1.00

02:22:04.580 Nope.

02:22:04.880 Music.

02:22:06.100 Marijuana.

02:22:07.040 I already said drugs.

02:22:08.320 What?

02:22:09.800 Speed.

02:22:10.100 I forget her last name now.

02:22:12.400 Natalie.

02:22:13.540 Wood.

02:22:14.220 Natalie Wood.

02:22:15.480 Natalie Wood. 0.56

02:22:16.520 Didn't they kill her? 1.00

02:22:17.500 Fucking what's his name? 1.00

02:22:18.200 Kill her? 1.00

02:22:18.540 Christopher Walken and Robert. 0.99

02:22:20.340 Allegedly, they pushed her off a boat. 0.99

02:22:21.540 Allegedly, she caught them fucking each other. 1.00

02:22:25.380 Yeah. 0.99

02:22:25.580 Yeah.

02:22:26.400 Her husband and-

02:22:26.940 Okay, so this is two things I got to look up.

02:22:28.620 Green Acres and the assassination of Natalie Wood.

02:22:32.240 And Erev Rav.

02:22:33.620 Erev Rav.

02:22:35.000 Yeah, I'll get to that.

02:22:36.100 The evil spies. 1.00

02:22:36.420 The Jewish shit's boring. 1.00

02:22:37.880 She doesn't know. 1.00

02:22:38.340 The Jews who are double spies, they pretend they're spying for Israel, but they're spying 1.00

02:22:45.360 for Pharaoh. 0.93

02:22:46.120 But Natalie Wood was murdered, right?

02:22:48.440 Allegedly?

02:22:49.080 Well, allegedly, that's what they allegedly say about the alleged issue.

02:22:52.640 Do you think that? 1.00

02:22:53.280 Oh, fuck yeah. 1.00

02:22:55.300 She caught her husband butt-fucking with what's-his-ass. 1.00

02:22:57.860 It was Robert, what's-his-name. 1.00

02:22:59.540 Christopher Walken.

02:23:00.380 Could that be the title of this episode?

02:23:01.920 Yeah. 1.00

02:23:02.100 They caught her husband butt-fucking with what's-his-ass. 1.00

02:23:05.280 Yes. 1.00

02:23:05.880 That would be.

02:23:06.840 Right that down.

02:23:07.500 She walked in and seen her husband and Christopher Walken having some sort of a gay thing.

02:23:14.220 Maybe they were just dressed up with Scarves Dance and a Judy Garland record, but she was

02:23:19.500 incensed.

02:23:20.580 And they threw her off the boat. 0.89

02:23:21.660 That's one of the things.

02:23:22.060 She ran out.

02:23:23.580 Catalina.

02:23:24.240 She ran off the boat and was so drunk that she slipped and fell off the edge.

02:23:29.160 Yeah.

02:23:30.060 And hit her head on a hammer. 0.88

02:23:31.200 That's like House of Lotus, the second season with that blonde chick. 1.00

02:23:36.900 Yeah, they got that from Natalie Wood.

02:23:39.000 A lot of times Hollywood, I don't know if you know this, they sneak stuff in their movies. 0.99

02:23:42.240 CIA fucking. 1.00

02:23:43.860 Yeah. 1.00

02:23:44.260 What's that project?

02:23:45.160 That was such a great show.

02:23:45.860 Is that Mockingbird?

02:23:46.540 No, that's not Mockingbird.

02:23:47.960 Mockingbird is the press.

02:23:49.360 Yeah, Mockingbird.

02:23:50.520 CIA working with Hollywood, which they're doing now.

02:23:53.300 Can we talk about the assassination?

02:23:54.820 I know you guys are-

02:23:55.520 Oh, yeah.

02:23:55.960 The assassination attempt.

02:23:57.600 Have you been following- I mean, obviously, you know it happened, but have you been following 0.99

02:24:00.420 this shit after the Secret Service? 0.99

02:24:01.800 Wait, what happened? 1.00

02:24:03.460 Trump.

02:24:03.860 Did we fully cover the idea that the Proud Boys were unjustly convicted and called racist 0.97

02:24:11.600 and dragged through the mud and made to suffer for no fucking good reason by a DOJ that's 0.99

02:24:19.760 done that to black people for centuries here in America? 0.99

02:24:22.560 And my proof of that allegation is-

02:24:25.500 Let's talk about that.

02:24:26.080 That it happened in a minute.

02:24:28.280 Yeah.

02:24:28.980 But before October 12th, 2018, Proud Boys were just patriots.

02:24:33.660 Right. 0.81

02:24:35.300 A switch was flicked on October 12th, 2018, and they became Nazis after that and got insane 0.88

02:24:41.800 like 30 years, four years, five years for nothing.

02:24:45.160 When did the Southern Poverty Law or whatever, when did that happen?

02:24:47.880 They'd been attacking us for a while.

02:24:49.740 Right.

02:24:49.920 So-

02:24:50.920 They're pure communists.

02:24:52.040 I'm suing them.

02:24:53.100 They're pure communists.

02:24:53.760 I'm suing them.

02:24:55.160 And that's still going on?

02:24:56.480 Should've won that by now.

02:24:57.380 Did you know what I found out with all my digging and on friends?

02:25:01.840 What?

02:25:01.980 Did you know?

02:25:02.700 Like, that's what I know.

02:25:03.660 Oh, I shouldn't even go into that.

02:25:05.000 Yeah, I want to hear what happened with this lawsuit.

02:25:06.820 I want to hear about the lawsuit.

02:25:08.360 Oh, so there's like five Supreme Court judges in Alabama where they are.

02:25:12.460 And the announcement of the lawsuit petrified them that Richard Cohen quit, Morris Dees,

02:25:20.240 the founder, quit, head of legal quit, their top researcher quit because they knew we would

02:25:25.380 get their emails. 0.63

02:25:27.060 But there's one liberal judge out of five, black guy. 0.90

02:25:30.620 It ended up on his lap and it's just sitting there rotting. 1.00

02:25:34.340 Like, he'll die.

02:25:36.260 Ron Coleman is my lawyer for this.

02:25:38.040 And I go, isn't there like, you know, expeditious justice or speedy trial?

02:25:42.920 Isn't there some law?

02:25:43.640 He goes, nope, there's no law that says he can't sit on this lawsuit until he dies of old age.

02:25:49.720 Is it a defamation suit?

02:25:50.700 So, like, think about all the old white KKK judges that did that to black prisoners who

02:25:57.020 were innocent that they railroaded. 0.54

02:25:58.880 Think about that.

02:25:59.600 No.

02:25:59.960 That's the history of America. 0.78

02:26:02.000 My life.

02:26:02.500 That's the history of America. 0.78

02:26:03.740 And that's why they say orange is the new black. 0.74

02:26:07.680 Exactly.

02:26:08.220 No, they want you to feel it.

02:26:08.900 My life, I lived the life of a mixed race couple in the 40s.

02:26:12.260 Yeah.

02:26:12.680 Like, when I go out of my house, I have to worry.

02:26:15.360 When I sit in a restaurant, I have to make sure my back is at the door.

02:26:17.860 Yeah.

02:26:18.060 They throw eggs at the house.

02:26:19.320 They put garbage on the front lawn.

02:26:21.020 Like, my neighbors attack me and we get in yelling fights when I go, when I walk my dog.

02:26:25.180 Yeah. 0.89

02:26:25.320 Like, I'm a black guy married to a white woman.

02:26:27.480 Yeah.

02:26:27.640 In 1949.

02:26:29.080 My favorite bit you ever did.

02:26:30.380 There's no difference.

02:26:30.640 There was the gay guys, I don't know if you remember this. 1.00

02:26:33.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.97

02:26:34.380 Being mega is gay. 0.98

02:26:35.520 Did you ever hear this? 0.88

02:26:36.460 He said being MAGA, well, this was probably like three or four years ago, but it was like,

02:26:39.840 it's like being gay in the 50s where you're at a party and you kind of, I don't want to 0.98

02:26:42.840 ruin your bit, but I'll let you do it, but it's fucking brilliant. 0.99

02:26:44.860 You already destroyed it. 0.98

02:26:46.020 Sorry.

02:26:46.340 No, I was at a family reunion with my wife's family.

02:26:49.560 My wife's half white, half American Indian, but so it was with the white half. 0.99

02:26:53.780 And she's a Democrat too, right?

02:26:55.060 Not anymore.

02:26:55.620 Okay, good.

02:26:56.340 Thank you.

02:26:56.720 Oh, thank you.

02:26:56.840 Congrats.

02:26:57.580 The broken windows, Red Pilder.

02:27:00.380 That's fun.

02:27:00.780 That's what it takes sometimes.

02:27:01.980 I met, I met the family reunion and I'm with.

02:27:05.020 I knew John Trudell.

02:27:06.460 Hold on.

02:27:07.140 Okay.

02:27:07.460 Can he finish?

02:27:07.900 Her white half is there and we're talking and, you know, Trump had just come up.

02:27:13.360 It was like 2016 or something.

02:27:15.600 And I heard one of her cousins, her white cousins go, yeah, well, you know, you tax something,

02:27:21.260 you get less of it.

02:27:22.260 So when you tax corporations, I mean, are they going to be as affluent?

02:27:27.500 Are they going to be as productive as when they're not taxed?

02:27:30.680 And I was like, it was like someone said, I love Judy Garland.

02:27:35.320 She's got some great songs.

02:27:36.720 So I look over at him and we meet eyes and I'm like, yeah, it sort of seems like taxes

02:27:42.680 are a good idea on paper.

02:27:45.140 But as far as practice goes, you get less productivity.

02:27:50.700 And then.

02:27:52.080 Aren't you out in the car talking?

02:27:53.860 Yeah, we're like, we're now like, we might as well have like pink ascots.

02:27:58.020 It is though.

02:27:59.140 It is.

02:27:59.620 It's punk rock.

02:28:00.360 And we're both dancing well.

02:28:02.160 It's the liberal elite Londoner class.

02:28:07.120 Is this our karma? 1.00

02:28:07.720 Because it's always like the very elite billionaires and their fucking bullshit socialism. 1.00

02:28:14.620 So I said to him, I go, oh, we're out of beer. 1.00

02:28:17.180 I'm going to go get more beer.

02:28:18.120 Do you want to join me?

02:28:18.720 And he's like, yeah. 1.00

02:28:20.140 So then we get in the car and the equivalent of sucking each other's dicks was Trump is 1.00

02:28:24.920 on fire these days, man. 1.00

02:28:25.940 He's fucking. 1.00

02:28:26.720 This is the beauty. 1.00

02:28:27.620 All you got to do is take down tax and let business be business.

02:28:31.120 That's all you got to do is get out of the way.

02:28:32.600 That's the secret of politics.

02:28:33.660 Just get out of the way. 0.64

02:28:34.440 I want the next president to be a Japanese guy who doesn't know any English except the 1.00

02:28:37.840 word no.

02:28:38.460 And he just sits in the White House.

02:28:39.600 He just says no.

02:28:40.180 And we're talking 100 miles a minute.

02:28:41.900 We go.

02:28:42.320 We get the beer.

02:28:42.800 We come back to the house.

02:28:43.660 And then the second we come back to the house, we separate and go in different directions 0.94

02:28:47.920 because we just had sex with each other. 0.95

02:28:50.140 Yeah, I know. 0.97

02:28:50.560 That's what it's like.

02:28:51.380 That's still what it's like.

02:28:52.180 But I got to say the assassination attempt, my theory is that took off that gaslighting 0.99

02:28:56.720 shit. 0.99

02:28:57.000 We all, because I know we're all proud, Maga, but there's still part of us is like, should 1.00

02:29:00.000 I say it here?

02:29:01.540 It's done.

02:29:02.480 I think it's done. 0.99

02:29:03.360 I think now we get to turn the tables and fucking gaslight the fuck out of them regardless. 0.99

02:29:08.160 And I think it's great. 0.99

02:29:08.920 Well, the Satanists did it to Trump on the 13th.

02:29:12.340 And they failed.

02:29:12.880 Because the 13 is, you know, they do reverse Judaism. 0.99

02:29:19.580 And because the black magicians of Pharaoh, of Babylon. 0.99

02:29:25.280 We got to start calling that J13. 1.00

02:29:27.580 We do.

02:29:28.300 Huh?

02:29:28.620 It's J13.

02:29:30.420 Why?

02:29:31.580 Because it needs a day like J6. 0.99

02:29:33.360 Like it has to be.

02:29:34.100 Okay, J13.

02:29:35.340 Yeah.

02:29:35.880 The Satanists always do something on the 13th or the 11th.

02:29:40.000 Okay.

02:29:40.420 Oh, interesting.

02:29:40.960 Because, um, a trauma inflicted on the masses, uh, precludes a lot of laws changing that take

02:29:51.740 away your civil rights.

02:29:54.080 Trauma.

02:29:55.020 You got an announcement to make?

02:29:55.400 Well, it's from two hours ago.

02:29:57.420 It's kind of what I was talking about.

02:29:58.320 Since we're finally talking about the assassination and Satanism, a company called Austin Private

02:30:03.600 Wealth shorted 12 million shares of DJT via a put option.

02:30:08.880 The filing date is July 12th, the day before the assassination attempt.

02:30:12.420 They have around 1 billion in assets under management, and this is by far the largest put placed.

02:30:17.840 According to the source, the trade represents 6% of total shares and over 16% of the float

02:30:22.180 of stock, given the fact that Trump owns 60% of the company.

02:30:24.600 So, this is a giant bet when you consider their total aim.

02:30:29.340 But wait, there's more, and I don't want to read it on.

02:30:31.060 I'll, I, you just retweeted it.

02:30:32.620 But, the day before the assassination attempt, they shorted the DJT's stock.

02:30:39.640 I guess it's not important.

02:30:40.540 Not important?

02:30:42.020 You don't think that's important?

02:30:42.680 Very important. 1.00

02:30:43.080 That, that's scary shit. 1.00

02:30:44.560 Yep. 1.00

02:30:44.800 But, may I tell the story about how God Almighty always places me in places where I am forced

02:30:57.660 to witness horrific things that I don't want to see or hear.

02:31:02.700 Mm-hmm.

02:31:03.520 And I'm like, thanks, Lord.

02:31:06.060 Can't you leave me alone?

02:31:07.440 He's like, no, I can't, Merlan.

02:31:08.700 You have to see it.

02:31:10.020 What does he call you?

02:31:10.900 Merlan?

02:31:11.980 Roseanne.

02:31:12.560 Oh.

02:31:13.420 He uses your name.

02:31:14.800 Well, he uses my Hebrew name.

02:31:17.400 What's your Hebrew name?

02:31:18.940 Rivka.

02:31:21.980 He calls me Eddie.

02:31:23.420 I don't know why.

02:31:24.200 That company is connected to James A. Baker.

02:31:27.640 So, sorry, tell the story.

02:31:29.180 I'm sorry.

02:31:29.900 What was the story?

02:31:31.040 That God makes you witness horrific things that you should.

02:31:33.100 Oh, I was seated in this lovely delicatessen in New York City. 0.99

02:31:37.260 This one lovely day that I was there to do some sort of fucking thing for some satanic channel. 0.97

02:31:47.220 And trying to go there and fight the good fight, right? 0.98

02:31:52.140 Mm-hmm.

02:31:53.280 Because I always try to fight the good fight.

02:31:55.340 Because God puts me where I need to go say the thing about God, right?

02:31:59.920 So, I'm sitting in this restaurant.

02:32:02.640 I mean, it's a delightful restaurant, too, I have to say.

02:32:06.960 One of my favorites there in New York City.

02:32:08.780 And I'm sitting there at this table, and beside me are two wonderful Jewish gentlemen who are stockbrokers of some sort.

02:32:19.320 And they're discussing the Internet.

02:32:26.640 And basically, I'm a nosy old Jewish woman, so I stick my nose in everybody's business because it's A, fun, two, informational.

02:32:35.580 Three, I'm always trying to get people married.

02:32:40.960 Me too, yeah.

02:32:41.960 Right?

02:32:43.360 So, they're talking about placing the betting on stuff on the stock market.

02:32:57.120 And they use the word put.

02:32:59.800 Mm-hmm.

02:33:00.060 And they said, all we need to do is bet a put on something.

02:33:07.280 And it was horrendous, as I was understanding it.

02:33:11.060 They were betting on the lives of human beings.

02:33:13.720 Yep.

02:33:16.620 And it was really blowing my mind.

02:33:19.260 And so, anyways, I picked up their tab, you know.

02:33:23.300 Why?

02:33:25.480 So, I could talk to them.

02:33:27.420 Oh.

02:33:27.720 Oh.

02:33:30.060 And I said to them, they thanked me and said, oh, they were big fans of my Bible.

02:33:36.280 And I said, I was nosy, and I snooped on what you were saying about this and that.

02:33:42.720 And I hope this Rosh Hashanah, when you go to synagogue, you'll repent for betting against the lives of humanity. 0.80

02:33:54.620 I hope you'll do that.

02:33:56.060 And that's why I picked up your check, because I hope you'll repent.

02:34:00.380 Because I feel like.

02:34:01.460 And what they do.

02:34:02.740 Stared at me with their mouths open, like, what?

02:34:06.620 You know, because I always say men are like, that's a cow that's talking. 1.00

02:34:12.500 Why is that cow talking? 1.00

02:34:14.600 They don't.

02:34:14.880 You taught her to talk.

02:34:16.500 That's a cow that's talking, because they don't even, but no, I mean, it's coming up on a time in the world where everybody who is full of hate and is making money off suffering and pain, they're going to have to repent.

02:34:34.720 I hope so.

02:34:35.120 It really feels like things are accelerating, even this week.

02:34:37.480 Yeah.

02:34:38.160 Even this week.

02:34:40.080 Totally this week.

02:34:41.020 So let me give you my boring diatribe about the shooting.

02:34:44.460 Oh, yes.

02:34:44.960 I love it.

02:34:45.400 Please.

02:34:45.520 I'm obsessed with the competence crisis. 0.99

02:34:48.200 And I believe that everything about the government comes down to, are you retarded or evil? 1.00

02:34:53.620 Right. 0.99

02:34:54.000 Is this a grand plan, or are you just negligent?

02:34:56.620 It can be both, right?

02:34:57.860 And then there's a gray area where there's both.

02:34:59.200 It could be both.

02:34:59.840 And I think that I lent, I lent, leaned, sorry, more to evil with Hillary Clinton. 0.94

02:35:07.780 I do think she's killed 13 people. 0.90

02:35:10.100 57, I think.

02:35:10.840 Out of the 57, 80 that they talk about, I think.

02:35:13.860 Are you talking about in Afghanistan?

02:35:15.300 That's Ted Williams' numbers.

02:35:16.300 No, I'm talking about women that were the sign language interpreter for Bill and that kind of stuff. 1.00

02:35:21.480 So 13 of the 57 on the kill list.

02:35:23.160 So 13 are inarguable.

02:35:24.920 Okay.

02:35:25.480 So that's Ted Williams' numbers.

02:35:26.640 That's like 400%.

02:35:27.240 Yeah.

02:35:27.600 I get it.

02:35:28.400 You went camping and you drowned in an inch of water?

02:35:30.980 Right.

02:35:31.140 No, I'm not.

02:35:32.160 Obama's chef.

02:35:33.420 But I believe that that was a much more qualified deep state.

02:35:39.800 Yes. 0.97

02:35:40.040 The deep state of the past five years is a clown show. 0.98

02:35:44.340 Incompetent. 0.98

02:35:44.580 It's Keystone Cops.

02:35:46.100 Fair enough.

02:35:47.240 So let's take January 6th.

02:35:49.160 I believe that their comms were killed.

02:35:52.120 They could not communicate on cell phones.

02:35:54.120 I believe that gates were opened.

02:35:55.980 Yep.

02:35:56.140 I believe that flash bombs were thrown in.

02:35:57.980 100%.

02:35:58.180 To foment dissent.

02:35:59.680 To make these normal working class people go crazy. 1.00

02:36:02.560 Right.

02:36:03.060 And they snapped.

02:36:04.360 Right.

02:36:04.460 And they should be punished for that.

02:36:07.480 Yeah.

02:36:07.640 They should pay a $100 fine.

02:36:09.220 Yeah.

02:36:09.580 And they should be denied beer for 24 hours.

02:36:13.320 Fair enough.

02:36:13.700 That should be the punishment for January 6th.

02:36:15.520 Yeah. 1.00

02:36:15.680 Not 33 years in fucking prison. 1.00

02:36:18.120 No. 1.00

02:36:18.260 But that was much more on the evil scope of things than retard. 1.00

02:36:23.620 Ha ha ha ha ha.

02:36:24.580 Governor Whitmer.

02:36:25.800 Yeah.

02:36:25.960 That was pure evil.

02:36:27.420 Very low retard. 1.00

02:36:28.900 Right.

02:36:29.040 That was, I'm going to get feds involved. 0.98

02:36:31.960 I think it's, the numbers vary when you look it up.

02:36:34.860 It's like this.

02:36:35.720 I'm going to get my eyebrows waxed, my roots done, and then repeat the CIA talking points.

02:36:42.080 Right.

02:36:42.280 But you're saying the kidnapping plot.

02:36:44.540 The kidnapping was maybe 13 people involved.

02:36:47.320 More than half of them were feds or federal informants.

02:36:50.260 It was entrapped.

02:36:50.720 So that was evil.

02:36:52.640 Right.

02:36:53.240 You know what that means?

02:36:54.020 That was evil using retards. 1.00

02:36:55.300 You know what that means though, son?

02:36:57.940 What?

02:36:59.460 Mormons.

02:37:00.540 Okay.

02:37:01.160 Well.

02:37:01.760 Please finish.

02:37:02.480 Third.

02:37:02.860 Mormon Freemasons.

02:37:03.940 Third event was this shooting. 0.98

02:37:07.420 I believe that was almost 90% retard. 1.00

02:37:11.440 Retard by the Secret Service or by the shooter? 1.00

02:37:14.120 Secret Service.

02:37:14.720 Mayorkas. 0.86

02:37:15.640 Okay.

02:37:15.780 So what Mayorkas realized-

02:37:17.860 Mayorkas for sure. 0.99

02:37:18.220 What the deep state realized is, Whitmer didn't work.

02:37:22.560 Right.

02:37:22.700 Because we left a paper trail.

02:37:24.320 Right.

02:37:24.440 So we went to court and everyone saw these feds involved in the thing.

02:37:28.500 Right.

02:37:28.600 I don't want to do that again.

02:37:30.840 J6 sort of worked, but I feel like with the footage, we're going to be exposed as letting

02:37:35.660 them in.

02:37:36.120 I think half the country- 0.99

02:37:37.720 Did you see that footage when Nancy Pelosi on them sets of bitches was on their cell 1.00

02:37:43.100 phones and they was dark? 0.99

02:37:44.980 Precisely.

02:37:45.680 The cell phones didn't have any image whatsoever on them? 0.99

02:37:49.040 Evil and retarded. 1.00

02:37:49.460 There's too much paper trails with J6 and Whitmer. 0.97

02:37:51.980 No, we'll be-

02:37:52.500 So they go, I got an idea.

02:37:53.800 Let's do this.

02:37:54.620 Let's bombard the populace with propaganda.

02:37:57.580 We got the media on our side. 1.00

02:37:59.040 Trump is evil. 1.00

02:37:59.680 Trump needs to die. 1.00

02:38:00.320 Trump is evil. 1.00

02:38:00.900 Trump needs to die. 1.00

02:38:01.380 That's a democracy. 1.00

02:38:01.640 Simultaneously, Mayorkas will push DEI garbage with the secret cervix and he'll make them 1.00

02:38:09.300 all useless fat chicks. 1.00

02:38:10.940 Right. 1.00

02:38:11.120 So someone says, what if these useless fat chicks get Trump killed? 1.00

02:38:15.140 He goes, that's awesome. 1.00

02:38:16.500 Right.

02:38:16.940 So it really comes down to, was this shooter handpicked?

02:38:22.440 Yeah.

02:38:23.060 It was.

02:38:23.620 Most of the people that I know think he was, I don't.

02:38:27.300 I think it was just, let's just carpet bomb the country with propaganda and we'll get 1.00

02:38:33.340 a retard to do something stupid. 1.00

02:38:34.980 Right. 1.00

02:38:35.160 And then our inept security, both with the secret cervix and the local police, will fail

02:38:41.560 to apprehend him.

02:38:42.620 Now I get the president's shot and there's zero paperwork.

02:38:46.260 Right.

02:38:46.400 That's true.

02:38:47.060 It's an interesting thing, but here's the problem.

02:38:48.720 That was live televised.

02:38:50.160 But nobody knows that there were two shots at Trump.

02:38:52.860 It was live televised.

02:38:54.500 They never televised, rarely have televised Trump.

02:38:57.720 They agreed to televised it live for the first time.

02:39:00.200 So this was televised.

02:39:01.760 Okay.

02:39:02.100 So again, what I'm saying is a theory and I'm happy, I want it to be chipped away because

02:39:06.680 I want to know more information.

02:39:08.280 So if, if what you say about betting against Trump's social media, truth social.

02:39:14.000 That is true.

02:39:14.820 That's huge.

02:39:15.700 Could be a coincidence.

02:39:16.580 Being televised is huge.

02:39:17.660 So I'll take all those into account and that will chip away at my theory.

02:39:20.360 The problem with.

02:39:21.300 And the kid was on the roof for 20 minutes.

02:39:23.520 Yeah.

02:39:23.980 Look at Uvalde.

02:39:25.660 Yeah. 1.00

02:39:26.040 But they knew that Uvalde, they were just pussy cops. 1.00

02:39:28.420 This guy had, the sniper had a shot and he didn't take it. 1.00

02:39:30.620 No, they were colluders.

02:39:32.280 That's different.

02:39:33.060 He wasn't afraid.

02:39:33.880 That guy wasn't afraid.

02:39:34.580 He was a sniper.

02:39:35.580 He wasn't going to go into a school with a shooter.

02:39:37.100 He went up to the, the cop.

02:39:38.460 No, I'm talking about the one that took him out.

02:39:39.840 He was a theory.

02:39:40.560 Like people get so mad at me for having this theory.

02:39:42.380 No, let's do it all.

02:39:43.280 I thought Trump maybe cut his ear, I said. 0.97

02:39:44.980 No, we're going to go mad. 0.89

02:39:45.260 The cop saw the shooter and he went down the ladder.

02:39:48.720 We've, like the past five years, I cannot emphasize the competence crisis enough.

02:39:54.080 No, you're right about that.

02:39:54.840 And it's very recent.

02:39:56.540 Boeing has planes falling out of the sky because of the competence crisis.

02:40:01.100 I do a thing on my show.

02:40:02.420 I do aviation incompetence.

02:40:04.000 I do general incompetence.

02:40:05.140 And then I have a whole segment on just Boeing alone.

02:40:07.680 Boeing alone.

02:40:09.080 It's run by some broad, just like the Secret Service.

02:40:12.480 Obama. 0.96

02:40:13.680 And she, her, she has a garbage degree from some local college in law. 1.00

02:40:19.160 And she was the head of the Women at Boeing Society. 1.00

02:40:21.560 And now she's the fucking CEO running the whole company. 1.00

02:40:24.600 Satan works through women. 1.00

02:40:25.400 She hates engineers. 1.00

02:40:26.700 She thinks they're gay lords. 1.00

02:40:28.760 She moved the head office to Chicago because they have better restaurants. 0.96

02:40:31.520 Look into Boeing and JonBenet.

02:40:34.380 Okay, that's another thing to research.

02:40:36.460 Hold on, on the Rosemar podcast.

02:40:37.940 But let's stick to this.

02:40:39.360 So 20 minutes on the roof.

02:40:41.160 See, you're thinking this is just gross incompetence.

02:40:44.460 Planned incompetence.

02:40:45.740 Like the problem with the people who are mad at me for this theory is they assume, 0.99

02:40:49.940 I'm just saying they're all retards. 1.00

02:40:50.920 No, Mayorkas knew that making the Secret Service female was going to put the president in danger. 0.98

02:40:57.740 So then it's evil.

02:40:58.320 Yeah, they're not even as tall as him.

02:41:01.180 They're going to protect him by being under his head.

02:41:03.020 Their head was like two feet long.

02:41:04.840 They were bucking.

02:41:06.100 At one point you hear one of the women go, what do we do? 0.99

02:41:08.480 What do we do?

02:41:08.920 Yeah, it's on tape.

02:41:10.360 What do we do?

02:41:10.920 What do we do?

02:41:11.840 Well, let's go back to Jan 6.

02:41:14.220 Okay.

02:41:14.560 Come on in, people.

02:41:19.200 Yeah.

02:41:19.960 Come on in.

02:41:20.860 Come on in.

02:41:22.040 Okay.

02:41:22.280 They stay within the velvet ropes.

02:41:23.780 The guy who put his feet on Nancy Pelosi's desk, he got five years. 0.98

02:41:27.740 Yeah, it's ridiculous. 0.84

02:41:29.100 Come on in, people. 0.89

02:41:30.500 Come on in.

02:41:31.100 Come on in.

02:41:32.020 Oh, my God.

02:41:33.020 They're trying to disrupt our certification of the election.

02:41:38.940 Which none of them knew that was going on.

02:41:40.700 No.

02:41:41.180 Maybe three of them knew.

02:41:42.460 They did it on purpose to say they were trying to disrupt the certification of the election.

02:41:50.080 So that they could push the certification through.

02:41:52.040 And that did happen two hours later.

02:41:54.000 It's not a coincidence.

02:41:54.720 Yeah, so they stormed the Capitol to delay a certification for two hours.

02:41:59.280 And then they ran it through.

02:42:00.500 Because they're 33 years in prison for that?

02:42:02.620 Yeah.

02:42:02.780 Which is, in fact, an insurrection against the President of the United States, who was

02:42:09.820 Trump, not Biden, because he wasn't certified.

02:42:12.540 Yeah, stop the steal.

02:42:13.320 That's why one was there.

02:42:14.520 It was stop the steal.

02:42:15.280 Okay, so let's go to this.

02:42:17.480 The Brunson case before the Supreme Court.

02:42:21.260 He's a friend of mine.

02:42:23.300 Do you know the Brunson case?

02:42:24.720 No.

02:42:25.080 Another thing to research.

02:42:25.960 Charles Brunson is in trouble?

02:42:27.340 No.

02:42:28.260 Brunson.

02:42:28.880 Is it death wish?

02:42:30.160 My fellow Utah autistics. 0.98

02:42:34.280 Salt Lake City autistics.

02:42:36.040 We're all autistic in Salt Lake because we're all married to, our parents are all married

02:42:40.880 to their first cousins and such.

02:42:42.720 And you weren't allowed to drink.

02:42:43.640 Well, you know, we drank and swore and stuff in private.

02:42:49.860 But people said the Brunson case has already been decided by the Supreme Court and they're

02:42:54.860 just keeping it secret.

02:42:56.400 But the Brunson case is about everybody in Congress violated the Constitution of the United

02:43:04.180 States.

02:43:04.600 Which is true.

02:43:05.600 Which says, if anyone disagrees with the certification, if there's fraud at all,

02:43:12.920 and anyone says there's fraud and it should go back to the states, then those people who

02:43:20.140 went ahead with certification, because the Constitution says, if anybody says, hey, there's

02:43:26.200 evidence of fraud, election fraud, it needs to be turned back to the states.

02:43:31.820 Instead, they certified it.

02:43:34.840 Because of Jan 6th.

02:43:36.720 They were going to send it back to the states.

02:43:38.200 Because of blaming those people who were walking the velvet.

02:43:40.160 Do you know this?

02:43:40.700 They all.

02:43:42.020 You don't know this?

02:43:42.640 You're Jan 6th, bad boys?

02:43:44.400 They engineered it to cover their insurrection and overthrow of the United States government.

02:43:50.920 And this is not allegedly, just so you know, when there is a contested election, it goes

02:43:54.660 back to the states.

02:43:55.420 Pence was supposed to send it back to the states.

02:43:56.940 That was the plan.

02:43:57.680 I don't know if you know this.

02:43:59.160 Pence was never going to do it.

02:44:00.260 That's why it failed.

02:44:01.280 But when Jan 6th insurrection happened, the rioting, what they did-

02:44:04.580 Pence couldn't do it because the deep state has horrible blackmail on Pence.

02:44:10.380 Well, whatever it was.

02:44:11.280 Really?

02:44:11.660 The point was-

02:44:12.540 What? 0.70

02:44:12.740 Gay stuff? 1.00

02:44:13.360 They never sent it back. 0.98

02:44:14.920 Worse. 0.99

02:44:16.140 What's worse than being gay? 1.00

02:44:17.460 Children? 1.00

02:44:18.300 Pedophilia?

02:44:18.820 Children.

02:44:20.280 Allegedly.

02:44:21.060 Anyway, they didn't send it back to the states and it was certified and Joe Biden was

02:44:25.240 certified president that night.

02:44:26.700 It should have gone to the states.

02:44:28.100 Should have gone back to the states as per the Constitution.

02:44:30.660 So the Brunson case is saying that all people in Congress who, what is the word?

02:44:41.660 Contested?

02:44:42.380 No, who certified the election are traitors and they violated the Constitution.

02:44:48.940 They technically did.

02:44:50.440 That is true.

02:44:51.040 And of course they did.

02:44:52.680 But they tried-

02:44:53.420 The leftists tried to throw it out on every level saying, you have no standing.

02:44:57.980 Texas has no standing.

02:44:59.680 There's no evidence of it.

02:45:00.820 They never listened to the evidence.

02:45:01.780 But hold on.

02:45:02.160 Let me just give you guys-

02:45:03.000 And then this is-

02:45:03.960 But people say that the Brunson case has already been decided by the Supreme Court and

02:45:08.520 they're just keeping it secret because they don't want civil war in the streets.

02:45:15.340 Let me paint a picture.

02:45:16.340 9-11, Trump assassination, January 6th, just for three examples.

02:45:20.620 All of them had a little retardation. 1.00

02:45:23.540 They had the perfect mix.

02:45:25.780 And then someone-

02:45:26.940 Oh God, hurry up back. 0.99

02:45:27.900 God damn it, Gavin. 0.99

02:45:29.700 No, Jake, we'll talk. 1.00

02:45:31.160 The useful idiots, he's calling them the retards. 1.00

02:45:35.340 Same thing. 1.00

02:45:36.040 But they're useful idiots. 1.00

02:45:37.120 But he's saying incompetent. 1.00

02:45:38.800 But they're not incompetent. 1.00

02:45:40.280 They're just useful idiots. 1.00

02:45:41.460 And they were bred for self-destruction. 1.00

02:45:45.880 I'm painting a picture.

02:45:47.020 So 9-11, right?

02:45:49.600 They know that-

02:45:51.260 My opinion on 9-11 is as follows.

02:45:54.860 It's not like any of y'all's.

02:45:56.280 My favorite is that you tell me I interrupt you all the time.

02:45:59.380 I have to play that video when you're like, you interrupted me.

02:46:04.360 My opinion on 9-11 is that it was a weapon.

02:46:11.460 It was a weapon being tested.

02:46:12.960 I know this, sir.

02:46:13.680 And the guy got an insurance payout for a while.

02:46:16.260 Silverstein, yeah.

02:46:16.960 And he was a Jew, unfortunately. 0.99

02:46:18.460 And he did take out- 0.97

02:46:19.260 Jewish lightning. 0.85

02:46:20.640 It was Jewish lightning. 0.97

02:46:21.600 And he also tried to get a separate insurance payout for each plane.

02:46:25.180 He said each plane was a separate terrorist attack.

02:46:27.980 And I actually went to the insurance company.

02:46:29.080 He's like, yeah, sure.

02:46:29.900 I lost three buildings.

02:46:30.860 One just blew up in explicitly building number seven because there was a little fire.

02:46:35.420 And I told the fire department to pull it.

02:46:36.840 But he tried to say that was three separate attacks.

02:46:38.640 But that was to cover the fact that $3 trillion went missing.

02:46:44.560 Right.

02:46:44.940 It was all-

02:46:45.860 It's always about covering the fact that trillions of dollars go missing.

02:46:51.080 Let me just paint a picture real quick and then I'll stop talking.

02:46:52.880 9-11, Trump assassination.

02:46:54.860 And what was the third one I said?

02:46:56.840 J-6.

02:46:57.480 J-6.

02:46:58.540 So you have a situation that's already kind of out of hand.

02:47:02.200 You know for 9-11, you know that terrorists want to attack the World Trade Center.

02:47:06.020 They had tried it in 93.

02:47:07.000 Well, they never stopped.

02:47:07.640 They did it.

02:47:08.100 But they know it's coming, right?

02:47:09.880 They're at flight school.

02:47:10.860 Everybody knows it was reported.

02:47:12.560 You have January 6th.

02:47:13.580 You know we're at the stop of the steal.

02:47:14.880 The Proud Boys are there.

02:47:15.680 Everyone's mad. 1.00

02:47:16.420 Trump, you know there's a kid on the building for fucking 20 years. 1.00

02:47:19.260 They're this smart. 1.00

02:47:20.620 They see that there is a fucking powder keg and they just like the match. 0.99

02:47:25.620 This is what I present about your version of events. 0.98

02:47:28.440 Please.

02:47:29.140 I don't agree with him.

02:47:30.240 Those three words.

02:47:31.080 Too smart.

02:47:31.340 They're so smart.

02:47:32.480 They are smart.

02:47:33.120 And you don't underestimate me.

02:47:34.300 The White House is the DMV.

02:47:36.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:47:36.960 That's a mistake.

02:47:38.580 Ilhan Omar.

02:47:40.120 That's true.

02:47:41.460 If you were to party and AOC was there, you would be constantly looking around wondering

02:47:47.580 how I'm going to get out of this conversation.

02:47:49.700 Maybe I'll just pretend I have to go pee.

02:47:51.780 You'd be like, hey, she's going to pull a train at midnight. 1.00

02:47:55.380 I'm going to try and fuck her is what I would say. 1.00

02:47:57.100 She's hot as hell. 1.00

02:47:57.780 Yeah.

02:47:58.160 I don't know if I could last. 1.00

02:48:00.220 Because to fuck a woman takes five hours. 1.00

02:48:02.520 I don't think I got five hours. 1.00

02:48:03.760 Five.

02:48:04.100 What are you, Woody? 0.99

02:48:04.700 A porn star? 0.99

02:48:05.640 Oh, you mean for trying to convince her? 0.95

02:48:07.460 No, the courting.

02:48:07.900 The talking. 1.00

02:48:07.920 She is a porn star. 1.00

02:48:10.140 AOC is a porn star. 1.00

02:48:11.080 They're all human garbage. 1.00

02:48:12.880 So my belief with 9-11 is, and again, this makes a lot of my right-wing friends mad because 1.00

02:48:18.120 I'm not a truiter.

02:48:20.120 I'm not a truiteral enough, but I'm just like, they knew that there was going to be an attack.

02:48:25.500 Just like Pearl Harbor.

02:48:26.300 They did.

02:48:26.600 They knew it was going to be, but I think-

02:48:28.820 Just like January 6th.

02:48:29.520 I think George W.

02:48:30.360 I think George W.

02:48:30.380 I think George W.

02:48:30.520 hoped it was going to be like the previous World Trade Center attack where a couple security

02:48:35.740 guards died. 0.99

02:48:36.620 When he found out that 3,000 people died, he went, holy shit. 1.00

02:48:40.780 Wrong. 0.99

02:48:41.060 This is way worse than I thought it was going to be.

02:48:42.340 Do you know who was head of security in the Twin Towers?

02:48:44.840 Who?

02:48:45.840 A bush.

02:48:46.960 Look this up.

02:48:47.820 This is 100% true.

02:48:48.660 And you know, a few weeks before the attacks, they shut down for security reasons and evacuated

02:48:54.700 the building.

02:48:56.540 This is true.

02:48:57.760 In my opinion, let me just jump in here, Jake.

02:49:00.420 This is huge.

02:49:01.120 Why does no one ever-

02:49:02.000 Why is that not important?

02:49:03.000 I think that's valid.

02:49:03.560 They evacuated the World Trade Center on 9-11?

02:49:05.400 No, not on 9-11.

02:49:06.220 A few weeks before for security measures, and they did something in the guard girders.

02:49:10.120 So you think there's thermite?

02:49:11.860 I think thermite.

02:49:12.360 You're like Jesse, the body of Ventura.

02:49:14.380 100% true.

02:49:14.960 No, it's like this.

02:49:15.960 She thinks it's an energy weapon from Israel, I think, right?

02:49:18.340 Or something?

02:49:19.380 It was a testing of a weapon.

02:49:21.900 This is her theory.

02:49:23.840 It's a Rosalind Bar podcast.

02:49:25.020 And it was, you know, like Marjorie Taylor Greene says, Jewish space lasers. 0.92

02:49:31.120 We love her.

02:49:32.340 In my opinion, it was rods from God, because you can see it.

02:49:41.160 It's an Israeli weapon. 0.92

02:49:42.180 It's the same thing as happened in California and Hawaii.

02:49:45.500 Many of the cars, half of their corpse-

02:49:49.840 Direct energy weapon, she's talking about.

02:49:51.840 Half of their corpse was burned, and the other half was, you know, nothing happened to it.

02:49:58.060 Right.

02:49:58.780 It's rods from God.

02:50:00.040 They were testing rods from God.

02:50:01.220 Rods from God.

02:50:02.220 That's the name of the weapon.

02:50:03.280 Yeah.

02:50:03.440 That's the name of the weapon that Israel created. 0.97

02:50:07.040 And you say Israel, you know, all these anti-Semites.

02:50:10.480 But the truth is, Israel created it with Saudi Arabia and the United States, 0.70

02:50:16.440 because they understand the total threat of Islamism, and we have to- 0.76

02:50:25.220 Why would Saudi Arabia be working to fight Islamism? 0.99

02:50:29.120 Because-

02:50:29.940 Okay, now, do you want me to tell you the truth?

02:50:32.260 Yes, please.

02:50:33.080 They're allies now with Israel.

02:50:34.680 I might have to have a cigarette to do that.

02:50:37.120 Go ahead.

02:50:37.600 Go ahead.

02:50:38.300 I will allow it.

02:50:40.000 The Prince of Saudi Arabia has told me personally that I am protected in my life.

02:50:50.380 What's his name then?

02:50:52.440 Prince Salman.

02:50:53.520 That's delicious.

02:50:55.520 Directly or through intermediary?

02:50:58.280 Prince Salman.

02:50:58.840 Through intermediaries.

02:50:59.400 Okay.

02:51:00.800 He loves me, and he loves Trump.

02:51:04.400 And they are allies now, Israel and Saudi Arabia.

02:51:06.680 Because Trump saved his life in Vegas.

02:51:10.640 How did Trump save his life in Vegas?

02:51:12.580 This is juicy.

02:51:14.160 It's a Roseanne Barr podcast.

02:51:17.060 In Las Vegas, the whole thing about them shooting the thing at-

02:51:22.500 What's his name?

02:51:24.060 The songwriter that I told you that was-

02:51:26.300 Jimmy Buffett?

02:51:26.860 It was a concert.

02:51:27.840 Buffett?

02:51:28.680 No, not Buffett.

02:51:29.900 No.

02:51:30.980 The guy that was, like, famous for a minute.

02:51:34.120 Jason Aldean?

02:51:35.340 Yes.

02:51:36.080 It was his concert where the people were shot down.

02:51:39.120 Oh, yeah.

02:51:39.640 That other shooting.

02:51:41.080 Stephen Paddock.

02:51:42.060 That they never found.

02:51:43.200 He had 17 guns that he-

02:51:44.580 Paddock a Jew. 1.00

02:51:45.880 Yeah.

02:51:46.060 He was a Jew. 0.99

02:51:48.320 And he somehow-

02:51:49.660 He was dating a Muslim.

02:51:50.660 Yep.

02:51:51.800 Mm-hmm.

02:51:53.080 Which I don't recommend.

02:51:53.860 And Trump flew to that-

02:51:56.840 Was it the-

02:51:57.940 It wasn't the Tropicana.

02:52:00.020 I don't know.

02:52:00.580 I don't remember, but-

02:52:01.640 There were multiple shooters that night.

02:52:02.820 I know that.

02:52:03.820 Trump flew there, and he alerted Salman that his family was going to kill him.

02:52:09.400 Allegedly.

02:52:10.300 Allegedly.

02:52:10.820 Yeah.

02:52:10.940 Just for-

02:52:11.700 Trump alerted him.

02:52:15.740 Wow.

02:52:17.000 All I know is they're smarter than-

02:52:19.040 What happened after is Prince Salman went back to Saudi Arabia.

02:52:22.700 He arrested his uncle, and unfortunately tortured him to death through extract information.

02:52:29.240 It's not unfortunate, if it's true.

02:52:32.700 And killed off one of the royal families of Saudi Arabia.

02:52:38.560 That's very Sopranos. 1.00

02:52:40.580 Mm-hmm.

02:52:40.940 I know.

02:52:43.040 That's why I wrote my sitcom about this.

02:52:45.660 It's all incredible.

02:52:47.400 But anyway.

02:52:49.900 I think you guys are underestimating the enemy a little bit, and I'm going to be the one-

02:52:53.160 I'm not-

02:52:53.740 I'm not-

02:52:54.660 You are. 0.90

02:52:54.680 I also want to make something clear about this retard evil thing. 1.00

02:52:57.840 Yeah. 0.63

02:52:58.440 I-

02:52:58.820 I like it. 0.98

02:52:59.420 It's the past five years they've become incredibly retarded. 1.00

02:53:02.960 I think they're dumb in execution, but I don't think- 1.00

02:53:05.960 They're dumb. 1.00

02:53:06.400 Six years ago, they were good at being evil. 1.00

02:53:09.020 Yeah.

02:53:09.240 This past five years, the wheels are off.

02:53:11.880 They become arrogant.

02:53:12.600 Let me tell you this.

02:53:14.060 I- 1.00

02:53:14.120 They can go make Trump and die. 1.00

02:53:16.500 Yeah. 1.00

02:53:16.900 I want Trump and die. 0.99

02:53:17.920 They banned me off TikTok because I went on all those Palestinian sites where they show 1.00

02:53:24.180 the dead babies, which is so horrible.

02:53:27.060 Yeah, it's sad.

02:53:28.240 So horrible.

02:53:29.160 And I go on all of them, and they ban me for this, and I says, it's so horrible that you

02:53:37.640 don't put the babies in the tunnels that the world is paid for.

02:53:41.760 It's so horrible that you keep them above the ground and not in the tunnels that the world is paid for.

02:53:48.120 Right.

02:53:48.520 And the pipes and everything they gave to you, they turn into weapons.

02:53:52.540 Yep.

02:53:52.920 And they ban me on TikTok.

02:53:54.860 Really?

02:53:55.480 So this is my theory with Vegas. 0.99

02:53:57.680 They don't give a fuck about any children in the world. 0.98

02:54:01.640 What did you say? 0.99

02:54:02.040 Those are their collateral damage.

02:54:03.420 I said I want to hear this.

02:54:04.580 I thought you were like, I don't want to hear this.

02:54:06.040 No, no.

02:54:06.400 I want to turn you up because I want to hear this.

02:54:07.740 So I think that Steven Paddock was a dupe set up by the feds to do a major arms deal with terrorists.

02:54:17.340 That's right.

02:54:18.040 Interesting.

02:54:18.400 And I think there was two or three guys, and the CIA sent them up there.

02:54:24.600 They said, sell these guns to these guys, I guess, so we can track them.

02:54:27.900 I don't understand why they were doing that.

02:54:29.460 Maybe there's Apple tags on the guns, whatever, you know what I mean, metaphorically.

02:54:34.260 True. 1.00

02:54:34.500 The terrorists sussed it out, and like, this is bullshit. 1.00

02:54:37.560 They killed Steven Paddock, and then they went, you know what? 1.00

02:54:40.940 Fuck America. 1.00

02:54:42.500 And they, Scarface style, they blew out two different guys, and they used all the weapons 1.00

02:54:47.780 on those people, killed 350 people, and they went out in a blaze of glory.

02:54:53.960 That's interesting.

02:54:54.900 Because our competence crisis feds, CIA, FBI, were so bad at this setup that they botched

02:55:02.000 it, and they got 350 people killed.

02:55:03.660 And that is why we don't know anything.

02:55:06.780 Because the answer to Vegas is FBI incompetence, and you're never going to hear about that.

02:55:13.520 But what about the FBI incompetence?

02:55:15.800 Because the FBI was taken over by the CIA, John Brennan.

02:55:19.700 Yep.

02:55:20.040 And John Brennan converted to Islam.

02:55:22.880 Yes.

02:55:23.480 Yes.

02:55:23.680 You know that show, Homeland.

02:55:25.900 Let's go like this.

02:55:28.060 Homeland.

02:55:28.620 Islam says, Islam says in its holy renderings, I will look behind a rock, and there will be 1.00

02:55:37.640 a Jew, and I will kill him. 1.00

02:55:39.600 That's why I say it's anti-Semitism, because the Muslim Brotherhood, which was founded by 1.00

02:55:45.420 Hitler, is just anti-Semitism.

02:55:48.180 Yeah. 0.99

02:55:48.720 And the left and the right have come to agree that the Jews are evil. 0.99

02:55:56.380 While they're paid by the Muslim Brotherhood. 0.99

02:55:58.300 While they're getting paid by the Muslim Brotherhood, they're bitching about AIPAC. 0.88

02:56:03.180 Well, AIPAC doesn't pay for every U.S. university to hire an anti-Semitic Muslim to teach there. 0.99

02:56:15.800 Or, you know, all this other shit that goes along with, as I always say. 0.98

02:56:21.560 Qatar is the number one funder of American universities. 0.97

02:56:23.500 As I always say, if you want to really get Hamas, go to Chicago, because that's where 1.00

02:56:34.000 it's centered.

02:56:35.220 Oh, I never heard of that. 1.00

02:56:35.840 It's centered at the University of Chicago by fucking commies. 1.00

02:56:42.140 It's all fucking a commie bullshit thing to destroy America. 1.00

02:56:48.680 Are they laundering money through Chicago, or you're saying they're actually, because 1.00

02:56:51.420 I thought Iran was funding Hamas.

02:56:52.840 Yeah. 1.00

02:56:53.500 It's all the same shit. 1.00

02:56:55.040 Okay. 1.00

02:56:55.900 Switzerland, all the money they sent to Switzerland, all the money Obama illegally sent to Switzerland,

02:57:03.440 I mean to Iran, went through Switzerland and Germany, went through Vatican banks.

02:57:08.920 Okay.

02:57:09.160 Because we are in a war against Satanism.

02:57:17.100 Is that why he called the Christians that were blown up by Muslims Easter worshipers, and

02:57:21.100 him and Hillary Clinton, they all had the same CIA talking point? 0.98

02:57:23.500 They hate Christians. 1.00

02:57:24.040 They hate Christians, and they hate Jews, that's period. 1.00

02:57:26.920 Yeah. 0.99

02:57:27.680 They hate the Torah.

02:57:29.960 They hate Jesus. 0.98

02:57:31.620 They hate Judaism. 0.99

02:57:33.800 Jesus was a Jew, is a Jew. 1.00

02:57:36.180 They hate that. 1.00

02:57:37.420 They fucking hate it. 0.99

02:57:38.520 When you did Roseanne, the first season, the first iteration, no one thought of you as a 1.00

02:57:44.380 Jewish woman.

02:57:45.940 I know.

02:57:47.260 That's why all the Jews are saying, all the Jews say to me, you're like Esther, because 0.86

02:57:53.240 you're come forward, go, but I'm a Jew too.

02:57:56.360 Yeah.

02:57:57.080 But I think most people saw you as like a Catholic.

02:58:00.400 Yeah.

02:58:00.600 They did?

02:58:01.280 Yeah.

02:58:01.560 Middle class.

02:58:02.220 They don't think a Jew is a middle class.

02:58:03.200 No, they just saw me as an, my goal was they just saw me as an American.

02:58:08.420 I love liberty.

02:58:09.680 I love the working class.

02:58:11.100 I love the working people.

02:58:12.220 Yeah, what he's saying, you were living in Lanford, you had a drywaller.

02:58:14.880 It wasn't about religion.

02:58:15.480 It was, leave religion out of it. 0.94

02:58:18.300 It's about, it's about the working class people.

02:58:21.980 It's about the people in the world.

02:58:24.100 The working people of the world.

02:58:25.760 So, which is why I love Trump, because he's talking about jobs, the working people.

02:58:31.200 You know what, what, what first made me love Trump is exactly that.

02:58:36.740 He was doing a talk and I'm not. 1.00

02:58:40.640 He knows where the real shit is. 0.99

02:58:42.900 It's with the working people. 0.99

02:58:44.200 I think we're all too middle class to know the traits of electricians versus steam

02:58:48.120 fitters versus, you know, the different trades.

02:58:51.340 And he got up there and he's like, we got everyone here today, right?

02:58:55.160 We got the steam fitters.

02:58:56.580 They're showing up late.

02:58:57.940 They're sneaking out, having a, having a couple beers after the first shift, right?

02:59:02.680 Because no one noticed them.

02:59:03.760 And we got the electricians.

02:59:05.860 Electricians think they're better than everybody. 1.00

02:59:08.020 Shitting on the plumbers. 0.98

02:59:09.800 And I don't, I'm making up stereotypes, but he nailed all the stereotypes of all the trades 1.00

02:59:15.260 because when his buildings were being built, he said the Jews are pissing me because 0.98

02:59:20.240 I don't need their money. 0.98

02:59:21.860 Remember that?

02:59:22.480 Right.

02:59:23.940 Donald Trump Jr. said the same thing on Bongino yesterday. 0.99

02:59:26.340 He's like, I grew up around fucking contractors and, you know, my dad's not an elitist. 0.99

02:59:31.800 Builders. 1.00

02:59:32.360 Builders.

02:59:32.540 Well, he was the, like country clubs.

02:59:34.420 I always say this.

02:59:34.980 Make America great again.

02:59:35.300 Builders.

02:59:35.380 Country clubs were so elitist that even American Jewish country clubs didn't want Eastern European

02:59:42.060 Jews in their mix.

02:59:44.300 True.

02:59:44.360 So they were banned.

02:59:44.940 That's correct.

02:59:45.660 So the whole thing you hear about Jews not allowed in country clubs.

02:59:48.180 Yeah. 0.96

02:59:48.700 Jews are not allowed in Jewish country clubs. 0.85

02:59:50.420 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

02:59:51.620 Because Jews kept them out. 1.00

02:59:52.680 I applied to a Jewish country club and they wouldn't accept me.

02:59:56.260 Yeah.

02:59:56.500 Really?

02:59:57.140 Yeah.

02:59:57.480 That's a true story.

02:59:58.060 In Brentwood. 0.99

02:59:58.540 I couldn't fucking believe it. 0.99

02:59:59.980 I gave them 20. 0.99

03:00:00.620 In New Jersey?

03:00:01.340 Brentwood, LA.

03:00:01.940 No, in Brentwood, California.

03:00:03.100 Like LA.

03:00:03.400 I gave them $25,000 and they still turned me down, but they took OJ.

03:00:08.160 Yep.

03:00:08.900 Wow. 0.86

03:00:09.320 Bitches. 1.00

03:00:09.720 So Trump goes, if you got $50,000, I don't care if you're gay, Catholic, Christian, Jewish, 1.00

03:00:16.620 you're in.

03:00:17.000 That's right. 0.98

03:00:17.280 Black. 0.93

03:00:18.100 And all of a sudden there's these country clubs with like black dudes and Asians and Jews 0.92

03:00:24.380 and it confused the elites. 0.95

03:00:27.720 And that's one of the reasons he's such a villain with them.

03:00:29.740 That's why liberals hate him.

03:00:30.900 Because he turns his nose up at their eugenics.

03:00:34.200 Yeah.

03:00:34.380 But it's not only that, let's get into some deep Judaism now and then we'll go eat. 0.98

03:00:39.560 She always likes to go to the Judaism. 0.95

03:00:41.640 Have you noticed?

03:00:42.280 Well, because for me, there's nothing else.

03:00:44.760 I mean, I respect that.

03:00:47.000 There ain't nothing else with the Bible.

03:00:49.400 Okay.

03:00:49.900 I want celebrity gossip.

03:00:51.280 I know he wants that.

03:00:52.080 I want to talk about 9-11.

03:00:53.360 We're all different. 1.00

03:00:53.860 Did Carol Burnett shit herself? 1.00

03:00:55.660 When? 1.00

03:00:57.000 No, but you know, there's a lot.

03:00:58.940 Probably.

03:01:01.300 She's a genius.

03:01:02.300 Nothing else need to be said.

03:01:06.320 She's a genius? 0.99

03:01:07.640 Yeah.

03:01:07.820 I love Carol Burnett.

03:01:09.520 The performer.

03:01:10.540 You don't like her?

03:01:11.400 I love her.

03:01:12.440 No, I don't dislike her.

03:01:13.900 I don't really have a opinion about it.

03:01:14.720 She called me on my 60th birthday.

03:01:17.420 What'd she say?

03:01:19.020 Happy birthday, Roseanne.

03:01:20.940 You know.

03:01:21.560 We've got to get together.

03:01:25.180 I love her.

03:01:26.380 Well, we made you a cake.

03:01:27.400 Whoopi Goldberg.

03:01:30.340 Don't get me started on me.

03:01:32.300 I mean, you sound anti-Semitic when you criticize me.

03:01:37.580 That's what we always say. 0.99

03:01:38.700 No shit, I know. 0.99

03:01:40.420 What about cultural appropriation? 1.00

03:01:43.140 Let's just.

03:01:43.560 What about Paul Lynn?

03:01:44.740 Is that before your time?

03:01:46.040 Who's that?

03:01:46.440 Paul Lynn?

03:01:47.640 Lobb.

03:01:50.800 What about Johnny Carson?

03:01:53.540 Lobb.

03:01:54.320 Yeah.

03:01:54.880 He gave me my start.

03:01:56.100 Now, didn't Joan Rivers' husband kill himself because he pissed off Johnny?

03:02:02.620 That's correct.

03:02:03.520 And he thought it ruined Joan's career?

03:02:05.540 And it did.

03:02:08.200 She had a hell of a career. 0.96

03:02:09.400 She was brilliant.

03:02:11.880 Brilliant comic.

03:02:13.980 Did you ever hang out with her?

03:02:15.620 Huh?

03:02:16.060 Did you ever hang out with Joan Rivers?

03:02:17.600 A little bit.

03:02:18.320 She came to my house a couple times, yeah.

03:02:20.800 She seems hilarious.

03:02:22.740 So hilarious.

03:02:23.820 Are you guys just crying, laughing?

03:02:25.400 You and Joan Rivers in a room?

03:02:27.200 You guys must have been weeping with laughter.

03:02:30.480 Or is she more serious?

03:02:30.920 We got each other.

03:02:33.680 We got each other.

03:02:34.740 We got the Jew thing. 0.70

03:02:36.940 I'm trying to think who else you met that I got to see.

03:02:39.820 Michael Moore.

03:02:40.540 I liked him back in the day.

03:02:41.720 Yeah, my mom loved Michael Moore.

03:02:43.620 She told me the two favorite people she met in Hollywood, Paris Hilton and Michael Moore.

03:02:49.720 I love meeting Michael Moore.

03:02:50.720 I can see Paris Hilton.

03:02:51.980 She seems like a cool, honest person who's not a phony.

03:02:56.220 No, she's not a phony at all.

03:02:58.260 And how she is implicating the U.S. government in child trafficking, I love her.

03:03:04.820 Because it is the government that's doing it.

03:03:07.200 Absolutely.

03:03:07.560 Number one business in the world.

03:03:09.400 I want to say happy birthday, by the way.

03:03:11.220 Happy birthday to you.

03:03:12.620 Thank you for coming on your birthday.

03:03:13.500 Thank you so much for coming and spending your birthday with you.

03:03:16.300 I missed my party to come here.

03:03:16.940 This is a true story, Mom.

03:03:18.160 It's so great.

03:03:19.240 He probably regrets it now.

03:03:20.400 Well, we made you a homemade cake.

03:03:23.160 You did?

03:03:23.860 Yeah, you have to go hang out with us and eat now.

03:03:26.060 I want to see it.

03:03:26.660 Let's show it on camera.

03:03:27.300 Let's go eat. 1.00

03:03:28.820 I'm drunker and shit. 1.00

03:03:29.780 Mom's drunk. 1.00

03:03:30.080 She needs to wrap up.

03:03:31.300 I'll need to go to bed soon.

03:03:32.840 Let's wrap up.

03:03:33.720 I just want to say I think you both are underestimating the enemy and I think that's a mistake.

03:03:37.380 I'm not underestimating the enemy.

03:03:38.660 Yeah, you don't get to wrap it up and throw in something like that.

03:03:40.620 Hey, no, you get to wrap too.

03:03:41.700 That's your camera.

03:03:42.120 Let me wrap it up. 1.00

03:03:42.940 You bitch, let me wrap it up. 1.00

03:03:44.460 And that's your camera to wrap up, Gavin, if you want. 1.00

03:03:46.420 Let me wrap it up, bitch. 1.00

03:03:47.680 You should let Gavin and then you do the final wrap up. 1.00

03:03:49.960 Okay.

03:03:50.240 I'll give you the final one.

03:03:51.400 Okay.

03:03:52.120 Oh, you'll give me the final one?

03:03:52.980 Okay.

03:03:53.100 All right, then you go, Ma, and then Gavin will go.

03:03:54.520 Here's what I know.

03:03:58.900 It's way deeper than any of you know.

03:04:01.760 When you say, well, you're talking about Jesus, okay, you can blab on and on, but you don't

03:04:07.880 know, and I'm going to show you.

03:04:10.280 He's way more than any of you ever even can imagine.

03:04:14.700 He's way bigger than any of you even know.

03:04:20.040 And I love you.

03:04:24.180 And my big takeaway from this show is, what's my big takeaway?

03:04:30.640 We just love Gavin.

03:04:31.620 Oh, yeah.

03:04:32.180 Trump, he carried in his pocket the Zohar.

03:04:40.400 We got word from Marla Maples that this is true.

03:04:43.500 What's a Zohar? 1.00

03:04:44.700 The Kabbalah. 0.62

03:04:45.280 It's not an Adam Sandler film about the Israelis?

03:04:47.020 That's a Zohar. 0.99

03:04:47.780 Yeah, kind of.

03:04:48.480 But it is the holy book of the Torah.

03:04:53.000 The mystical level of the Torah, the Kabbalah.

03:04:55.120 We gave it to, what's his name, the PLO, Arafat.

03:05:00.040 Yep.

03:05:01.660 We have him here.

03:05:02.560 I'll tell you, it's Kabbalah.

03:05:03.900 One week later, he was dead.

03:05:05.980 We gave it to several people.

03:05:09.220 It's a protectionist.

03:05:10.440 It's from Mount Sinai.

03:05:14.700 It's the soul of Torah.

03:05:17.500 Marla Maples gave Trump a copy of the Zohar and he carried it in his pocket.

03:05:22.840 Apparently he had it on the assassination of Trump when he turned to Trump.

03:05:25.180 He had it on him.

03:05:26.780 That's the...

03:05:27.060 The first bullet hit him in the side.

03:05:29.000 Allegedly.

03:05:30.260 No, this is what everybody says.

03:05:32.440 The first bullet hit him in the side pocket where he had the Zohar. 1.00

03:05:36.000 And it did no harm.

03:05:42.380 And then the second bullet pierces ear after he turned his head.

03:05:49.240 As Jordan Peterson said, and I thank you, Jordan, and I love you for this.

03:05:54.260 Because the Jewish people, the Jewish people like me, we are who we say we are.

03:06:07.500 And we are not who they say we are.

03:06:14.920 And God does offer his protection to us through Michael, the archangel Michael.

03:06:23.980 When I met Trump at Mar-a-Lago, I put my hands on him.

03:06:27.380 I prayed for him.

03:06:28.720 I gave him the blessing from the Zohar of the protection of the archangel Michael. 0.90

03:06:35.460 And this is a war, not only of information, but of a spiritual, on a spiritual plane where

03:06:49.580 we say, as it says in the New Testament, we fight not against humans, but against principalities

03:06:59.620 of the air.

03:07:01.480 And that's what Jesus was telling us.

03:07:05.920 And so I want to go more into the teachings of Jesus and what he was teaching us so that

03:07:13.700 you can know he's bigger than you will ever imagine.

03:07:19.040 And it's time for you to accept it and take it in and repent and go to the next

03:07:29.600 level of beautiful, radiant intelligence that will save this planet and everything in

03:07:36.000 it, with love.

03:07:37.580 Very well.

03:07:38.240 Gavin, final word?

03:07:41.000 So recently with the Trump assassination attempt, people are trying to figure out that, trying

03:07:47.340 to differentiate between evil and retardation. 0.99

03:07:50.840 Is the deep state purely evil, maniacal, planning out things, handpicking shooters to kill people? 0.98

03:07:57.020 Or are they just retards and they're allowing incompetent Secret Service to put our president 1.00

03:08:04.220 in jeopardy? 0.70

03:08:05.080 I vacillate between the two, quite honestly.

03:08:07.740 There's a gray area in between evil and retardation. 1.00

03:08:12.160 But the big picture is, it doesn't really matter whether it was Mayorkas and Kathy Chito's

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03:08:44.180 And I think the moderates, the far left is gone forever, but I feel like the moderates

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - July 19, 2024

A Domestic Goddess and Domestic Terrorist walk into a bar ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #057

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