Blaire White | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #008
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1 hour and 33 minutes
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190.13596
Hate Speech Sentences
147
Summary
Blair White joins me to talk about hormones, man hormones, woman hormones, and A$AP Rocky's crush on Rihanna. We also talk about the time I turned a deer into sausage and turned him into a man. And how I almost killed him. And why I don t like men who aren t perfect. And I don't like men with imperfections. I like imperfections and imperfections in all sorts of ways. And that's a good thing, because I'm not looking for perfection. I'm looking for imperfections, because imperfections are what make a man a man, and I like them. Roseanne Roseanne Barr is a standup comedian, writer, and podcaster. She is the host of the podcast The Roseanne Show on Comedy Central and hosts the podcast "Roseanne's House of Cards" on HBO. She's also a writer, comedian, podcaster, and actress. She has her own podcast called Roseanne s House Of Cards and she's a friend of mine and I'm so excited to have her on the show. I hope you all enjoy this episode, Roseanne's house of cards! Thank you so much for listening to Roseanne, I really appreciate it. I love you! xoxo Roseanne and you can t wait to do it again next week with more Roseanne White. Thank you for being here! and I appreciate you, I love ya, bye, bye! -ROSEANNA. -P. R.S. and your support is so much, R.AAP Rocky and R.E. XOXO, R-A.A. and R-P.S., R. A$AAP -A.C.R. & R.M. and A.P.Y. & A.J. & TAYLOR . And R.Y., R-E. & R-S. A. S. SONA in this episode is so beautiful and I hope it s a little more than a little bit more than you can see it on the pod! -R-A$A$AP RYANNA and RAYANNA AND R-RYA$P R. SANDY on this episode of the Roseanne is so cool and I LOVE YOU, RAEANNA, ROSEanne White and ROWANNA
Transcript
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Oh, hi everybody. Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast. I'm so excited today because I went to
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Joe Rogan's doctor and I got these stem cells and it really did help my knees and my elbows.
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Then I did a full panel of all my, you know, ins and outs on my blood panel and it came back,
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she says, you never sleep at all. I go, no shit, I never sleep. She goes, well, you know what,
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because you're low on the testosterone. And if you'll take testosterone, I promise you,
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you're going to get a lot more energy. And during the day, you won't be so tired. I'm like, oh my
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God, I'm not going to take testosterone because I know right away my IQ will decrease by half
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and I'll start peeing on toilet seats for no reason whatsoever.
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I did do it. And you know, by God, I did sleep better. I've been sleeping so good and having
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good energy through the day. And my thoughts are not quite as jumbled as they were back when I was
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a woman or whatever you call it. But, uh, since I started taking the male hormones, I start thinking
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more clearly and less emotionally. I swear to God. Yeah. It's called pragmatism. I got more pragmatic.
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Yeah. Can I ask you a question? They tested your testosterone? Cause what about the beard?
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Well, that's, they said is because of estrogen, which they also want me to take, but I'm afraid
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of estrogen because they said, but you know what? It'll bring back your libido. And I'm like, oh,
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I don't want to fuck with that. I just barely got over that and started living a good,
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clean, decent life. Anyways, I like being more of a man. And I started thinking I'm going to shoot
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something, you know? So I did. I shot a six point buck axis deer and turned him into sausage.
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And I'm so excited to talk about hormones, man, woman stuff with the, with somebody who I love so
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much because she is a big ass bitch and I love her. Blair White. Hi, Blair. Hi, how are you? I'm so
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glad to be here. Have your sausage. And you also, for context, I have my sunglasses on because you
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got me drunk before we started this. That's how we do it here. Those sunglasses are to die poor.
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I know they're Louis Vuitton, you know, just a little, had to bring it to Roseanne's house.
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You like Rihanna and A$AP Rocky. If you like, uh, Louis Vuitton, am I right?
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Um, I don't know. I'm not so tuned in with like a lot of mainstream pop culture stuff,
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really. Well, my mother has a crush on A$AP Rocky. Do you really? I do because he reminds
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me of Joe Ben Chacon, my neighbor. The first male I saw naked from the pants up in the street
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with a real male body. And I looked at him out the window and I about shit myself because I says,
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where's his big ass beer gut and all that hair all over him? What's wrong with him?
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This is not the story I was expecting at all. I didn't know where that was going the entire time
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he went through it. He was gorgeous. But I thought, I mean, I, I knew I liked boys right then,
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but I thought something was wrong with him because he was an Adonis and not a diabetic old bitter Jew.
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It was amazing. But you know, I'm not attracted to like men who are perfect like that. Like I don't
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like Adonis types. I don't like men who look too pretty or too chiseled or anything like that.
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I like imperfections. Well, I didn't think there was ever a prayer that I was going to get him,
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you know, unless I kidnapped him and tied him up like that other Mormon girl in our hometown.
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She did that. You know, I, that did cross my mind. Well, you should probably slide into
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A$AP Rocky's GMs because you're famous. So he'll see it. No, I already did. Oh, you did. Yeah.
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Was there a response? No, of course not. Not at all. That sucks. I'm like, you know, if you're ever tired,
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let's, let's try it again. Let's try it now. Should I try the sausage? Yeah. Try the sausage.
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I killed it myself. How long has it been dead? Um, it's been, it's been two months. We've had
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these frozen for two months. They're, they're safe. They're frozen. Do you want to do a call to
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A$AP Rocky with the sausage on camera? No, I just want them not to come after him and Rihanna
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because I want to, I don't want them to harass them like they did with me and my husbands to break us
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up because that's what they want to break them up. You know, leave them to their own business.
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That's why I'm happy. That's why I'm very private with like my relationships and stuff because once
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it's in the public, the public feels like they own it. Right. So there's just a lot of bullshit that
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comes with it. There's really no gain to being super public about relationships. I used to be,
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I used to flaunt it all the time, but the older I get and the more into living this life I live now,
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it's like not a good idea. Unless you're with A$AP Rocky, you should flaunt that.
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How good is that? It's actually so good. What do you think?
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I'm obsessed and you know what? I need it because I had not eaten all day
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when you gave me the multiple margaritas, but it feels good. So.
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Ain't it good though? My granddaughter loves it. She calls it the steak. She goes,
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I want more of the steak. All I know is you're creating very quality content because you have
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a tranny eating a sausage on your show right now. And I'm going to assume that's a first.
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I don't think you've done that before. So try new things.
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How does that word make you feel? The word tranny?
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Yeah. Cause I always forget. Oh yeah. Cause I'm like, this is, I'm like,
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here's this brilliant thinker who thinks deeply about things and you know what I mean? But I know
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you, but that's like a big compliment from you. Cause I consider you obviously a deep thinker as
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well. Like I feel like the hour that we just spent outside drinking these margaritas was like a whole
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podcast and it's up. We should have been filming that, but yeah, that was the good shit. But we
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tried to save a lot for here, but yeah. How does the word tranny make me feel? Um, it doesn't make
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you feel really any type of way. You know, I say it a lot. Um, and I feel like even if someone were
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to say it in like a negative way to me, it'd be more so funny. Like really? That's the insult?
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Like, I don't know. I would do something worse, like call someone a piece of shit or an asshole or,
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you know, tranny is just like a funny word to me. But I think that the modern trans movement
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is all about policing language. And that's why I have such a big problem with it. And that's why
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I'm kind of known as like the black sheep trans person where I'm always critiquing that shit.
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Cause it's crazy. The shit that's happening now. I mean, it wasn't even happening when I started
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transitioning. It's, this is a new kind of thing. So when did you start transitioning?
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Um, I was 20 and I'm 29 now. So yeah. Yeah. And you know, it wasn't back then like it is now,
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you know, there wasn't all these non-binary people. There wasn't the like cultural and
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political like push that there is now. In fact, it was relatively under the radar. Like people,
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people kind of inherently knew it was a thing like, Oh yeah, some people do that. But now it's so in
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your face all the time. And it's become like a main cultural football, which is so crazy to me.
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What shit? Like the fact that it's so focused on, you know, the, that trans activism,
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which is like this and everybody off. Oh yeah. I, I say this all the time. I see that as way more
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of a threat than someone who maybe just doesn't understand the fact that I'm trans and maybe it's
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predisposed to disliking me for it because those people can always be swayed once they understand
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that I'm a normal person and I'm kind and all those good things. Whereas the way leftists deal
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with it, they don't talk about that shit because they care about trans people. They talk about it
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because they can use it to their benefit. You know, in fact, because there were always trans
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women in the bathrooms, but you know, they, they acted, you know, they fit, they didn't stand there
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with their, you know, dicks and stuff, you know, they just went to the bathroom, wash their hands
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and left. Right. That's why I always say like, if it was really a problem with real transsexuals,
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then it would have always been a problem, but it like, wasn't, you know, it's this, it's this new
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thing because we're in this culture now where if someone says they are something, then they just
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are. So a lot of women will look at that and be like, Oh, all these trans people are saying they're
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women. So I have to believe them. That's fucked up. And I, on another level, look at like all the
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trans people who say that just because they're trans, I have to believe them because I look at them up
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and down and I'm like, you're actually a fetishist. You're actually a predator. You're actually a
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cross-dresser and that's very different than a transsexual. And there was once a time where that
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was understood even among transsexuals. We were like, there's a difference between cross-dressers
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and this because their purpose is a fetish. It's sexual. They're attracted to women. Whereas,
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you know, people like me, it's like, I just, I just like dudes. So, you know, it's like a whole thing.
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Yeah. And nobody can understand anybody. Can they? Not really. No, no. And you know what?
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The older I get, the more I understand that everyone's kind of like just mentally ill in a
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different way. You know, like everyone is crazy. And. But everybody sane draws the line at kids,
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right? Right. But what's so crazy is that that line is now being taken away, right? It's like.
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They're trying to. Yeah. You have the corporate press attacking the sound of freedom.
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You have to anyone with a set of two eyes and two brain cells to rub together. You can see that
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there's absolutely a coordinated push to normalize pedophilia, you know? So, you know,
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there's a trans surgery is that's one front, but like on a bigger scale, it's, you know,
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the pedophilia. Cause also the trans kid thing, I think is explained in a lot of ways by like the
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over medicalization of children in general, like, you know, a kid who is restless in class. So all of a
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sudden he has, we put on Adderall at nine years old, you know? Exactly.
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So we always medicalize kids. It's all, it's always big pharma getting their big old claws
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in the government money. Putting their big fucking dick in everyone's ass with no lube,
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you know? No shit. Yeah. And it's, but what's crazy is there was also a time where people understood
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that, that big pharma was, you know, you couldn't say that without a negative connotation. And now,
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you know, you have libs supporting big pharma, they're pro war predatory. They, they support
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predatory, predatory businesses. But you saw even during like lockdowns and COVID where all the libs
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supported the biggest transfer of wealth in human history, which was, you know, every local business
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gets to be shut down for three years and their lives get to be ruined. But Walmart's open,
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Target's open, Amazon's still shipping faster than ever. You know, it's like scary,
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how fast stuff from Amazon gets to you. Like. Well, because they were all children of rich people.
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The whole left is privileged. Oh, for sure. And that's another thing. Bringing it back to like
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the tranny shit, the way they've co-opted the tranny shit and made that like their frontier.
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Uh-huh. It's not because they care. They got tired of using the black people. And the gays got old.
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Uh-huh. The gays got old, yeah. Right. But it's also like, you know, it's not born out of care.
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It's not the Palestinians that are here now. Mm. Right. Right. But it's like, you know,
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with the trans shit in particular, when you look at a lot of the crazy shit, like on Twitter,
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when you see like a really bad take, like, you know, 12 year olds should be able to have their
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dicks cut off. It's like, sometimes there's trans people saying that. So there's no denying that.
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But 90% of the time, it's some white, liberal, basic bitch.
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Right. Who's probably never met a trans person in her life, but feels so comfortable abdicating
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for things that she thinks I have to believe in, which, you know, I-
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Because she's doing that, reading your mind and becoming you, subsuming your personality
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And that white guilt bullshit, or, you know, that's why when you look at the non-binary and
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trans explosion among like white kids, because they're raised in a culture now that is very
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like, you have to feel guilt for being white. So they need some sort of minority status in
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To feel as a victim. And then that turns on your self-righteous indignation, which brings
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on your taking to the streets, which brings on your being mass arrested and incarcerated
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or shipped off to fight in the Ukraine, as planned.
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Right. It's one big pipeline, you know. But it's also, I think it goes deeper than just
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needing to feel like a victim. It's also like, I think a lot of straight white people genuinely
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feel when they're indoctrinated by, you know, when they're blue-pilled, they actually feel
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like bad about it. They think they are a bad person because there are those things.
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So they think they can, you know, sort of transition, for lack of a better term, into
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The word is assuage. They want to assuage their guilt.
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You know nothing but a bunch of devil-worshipping bitches.
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Right, and it's also just the energy in general is so demonic, and it weighs you down, and
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you don't realize it until you leave. Like, when I got to Texas, it was like, I didn't
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know, I didn't remember what it was like to be around people who were nice.
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Yeah, it was a crazy adjustment for me. So I grew up in a really small Christian town,
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Northern California, which for people who don't know, Northern California, at least back in
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my day, like 90s, early 2000s, that was Kansas. That was Arkansas. That was very
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rural, and, you know, it's behind Southern California in a lot of ways. Behind, you know.
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Yeah. But so I grew up in a very, like, small Christian town, and, like, you know, I was
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getting called a faggot by five. You know, I was naturally, my mannerisms were the same
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as they are now, you know, the way I walked, et cetera. And so people saw that in me before
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I saw it in myself. And so I was bullied really heavily. I fought a lot as a kid. And, you
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know, I was fighting religious Christian people and their kids, not the adults, obviously.
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Um, well, that'd be crazy. I'm just getting beat up by parents. Oh, my God. No, I was
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fighting their snot-nosed little shitty kids. Uh, but, but, so I kind of had, obviously,
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until my, like, young adulthood, like, a resentment towards that archetype of person. Um, and it
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wasn't until I saw the world start to get really, really dark that I understood, like, you
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know, people like that are so necessary just to keep things going, you know? Like, maybe
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it's something like you're lost on your four-wheeler for four or five minutes, or maybe it's
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like you've really been a victim of something and you're bloody on someone's, like, doorstep
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needing help. Um, people like that keep society together in a lot of ways. They sure do. And
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when you see, like, true, and I'm not someone who actually does necessarily believe in God
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or not believe. I would like to be pilled on it. But, you know, I feel like I have seen
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godlessness, though. Yeah, you have. In the sense, yeah. You know, I don't want to keep
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bringing you back to COVID, but, you know, like, during that time period, I feel like it's
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when I really saw it was, you know, I lived in Hollywood and people were like, what part
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of Hollywood? I lived in Hollywood, Hollywood. I was one street from the boulevard. And, uh,
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you know, at one point there was, like, 40,000 people on the boulevard. And I saw, like,
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the really scary, like, mob mentality, you know, cop cars on fire, military tanks on my
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street. And, you know, it really woke me up to be, like, all of these people, regardless
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of if they claim religion or not, they are completely godless, at least in the sense of
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they don't have anything. There's no bigger picture for them. There's no sense of good
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or evil for them. And some people really need that to not burn fucking cities down, which
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is what they were doing. So, you know, I don't know if I believe in God, but I believe
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in godlessness in the sense of how it makes people behave.
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I'm letting that say, man. Yeah, I was gonna say, you're kind of mind blown there.
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100% accurate. Yeah. I mean, I want to believe in God, actually. Like, I think I even have,
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like, a tweet in my drafts right now where I'm like, can someone just, like, convince
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me God is real? Because I just feel like it'd be settling in some ways to just believe in
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God, but I don't really know how. You know, my brain kind of blocks that off. I do have
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moments where I, like, inch closer towards believing in it. And, like, it can sound corny.
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It can sound like I'm a crackhead or whatever. But, you know, when I do DMT sometimes, the
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I think you should. You know, it's only, like, a 10-minute experience, although it can feel,
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like, much longer. And I actually have had really, really profound realizations about
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my life doing it. And I'm so aware from the outside looking in that that sounds like this
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fucking crackhead bitch. But I really have learned a lot about why I am the way I am,
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who I am, from doing it. And so I feel like you could have that experience as well. So I
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encourage it. Not that I'm, you know, pushing drugs on you or anything, but.
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I would love to do it. Michael Malice said he could get me some.
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He's the one who kind of told me to try it the first time, too. And, you know.
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Have you ever done that ayahuasca like Ron White talks about?
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I haven't done that because I've heard very mixed reviews. I've heard, you know, that people.
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Well, they say you shit and vomit all over yourself.
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If you have a bad trip, no. Like, if you have a bad trip, it's like a badass trip. You're
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shitting and puking yourself is getting off easy. Yeah. He had a miserable time.
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I've heard it's bad sometimes. I don't want to pay for a bad time. Yeah. But DMT, you
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know, not them. Madonna loves it. She looks great. She always, she did that whole album
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about MDMA. Isn't that what that is? No, no, no. That's like Molly. Oh, Molly. That's
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like a party drug. DMT is like you leave the planet and then you learn about the planet and
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your place on the planet and everything just kind of comes into full picture. Oh, that would
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be good to know by 70. I'd love to do that. I'd like to know what the fuck I'm supposed
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to do. It's very spiritual. I said on Joe Rogan's podcast that it was the only spiritual
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experience in like my adult life because like we kind of been talking about I'm not such
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a spiritual person, but I felt spiritual doing it. And it the only bad thing and bad is kind
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subjective here is that it did unlock a lot of, um, traumatic memories for me about my
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childhood. It unlocked that. And so for initially I was like, Oh wow, I could have gone my whole
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life without knowing that. But also I'm glad I do. And I'm glad I know that that happened
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to me. You know, cause I learned that your brain blocks a lot out. It sure does. And it brings
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things in and you know, I had big brain disorder stuff. When did you, I wanted to go, um, well,
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what did you find out? Did you get molested? Were you born this way? Um, I learned that my
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childhood was much more abusive than I had kind of realized. And I think that all people
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who go through, and I think you kind of talked a little bit about like your childhood and
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like the struggles as well. I think the first time we met, we kind of talked about that a
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little bit. Um, I think that when you go through trauma as a young child, your brain does two
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things. So your brain, first of all, will make you forget a lot of it. And the parts that you
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do remember your brain will entirely normalize it, especially because whatever happened in
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your life is kind of normal to you, no matter how crazy it is. There's people who are, you
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know, tied up and kept in a closet and raped every day of their childhood. And that's normal
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for them. Um, so for me, I just realized the extent for how bad my childhood was and that
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it's on, it's further on the spectrum of like bad than I thought, you know, um, which has
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been both rewarding and painful to understand. Uh, the rewarding part is I've learned a lot
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about why I have certain personality traits and I've been able to sort of work on them
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and adjust them. And the painful is it ruins my view of certain individuals in my family
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and life and what they did, you know? So it is what it is.
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It's like that for everybody. That's like just so human, right?
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There's levels to it and it's a lot, but you know, but you asked if I was born this way with
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the trans stuff. That's an interesting question because what is born this way really? You know,
00:21:13.740
it's like if, if it's born this way, then that would mean you come out the womb like that. Maybe
00:21:17.360
it happened in the fetus when you're in the fetus, but then also like people don't really get
00:21:21.660
memories until maybe three or four. Yeah. So it's like, maybe it's something that happens at
00:21:26.620
three or four and that would be perceived as born this way. Cause that's your first memory. So
00:21:30.260
yeah, I don't really know. It doesn't even matter. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I mean,
00:21:35.120
I think it could matter. Do you think that on some level, if you are from an abusive childhood,
00:21:41.260
that that would, I mean, you talk about this all the time being disassociated. Well, I know
00:21:44.480
dissociation. Do you think there's a link between disassociation and mental illness?
00:21:48.780
Well, yeah. All mental illness is dissociation. I agree. But nobody talks about it. And you and
00:21:54.000
I have talked about this before. There's so much going on in America today that it's PTSD. It's
00:22:00.040
post-traumatic stress disorder. And we see a lot of it. And when we look at politics in America and
00:22:04.760
all this stuff, nobody ever brings up the PTSD element or the trans community or gay or straight
00:22:10.220
or whatever. So much of it, I believe, and I've been in so much trouble for saying this for years,
00:22:16.620
but I think PTSD is responsible for about 98% of every problem in America right now.
00:22:28.240
That's what they do. They traumatize you. And then after your PTSD, you become a perfect subject.
00:22:33.320
And I believe it because we've seen it in real time. You know, it's like,
00:22:38.000
I really hate to keep harping on the lockdown COVID shit, but I do feel I endured trauma from that.
00:22:44.880
It was absolutely like, I could almost cry talking about it. And I witnessed the way it
00:22:50.040
affected people in my life too, just loved ones and, you know, how it affected everyone in different
00:22:55.640
ways. You know, my mom became one of the crazy, you know, scared, scared of germs, you know, getting
00:23:02.120
every possible, every possible, you know, poke that is perfectly safe and everything, you know,
00:23:07.960
it's just, it's a lot. But like, for me, so I don't know.
00:23:21.820
Here we are now, but how crazy is it gonna get?
00:23:26.940
Is it going to be like that movie with Liza Minnelli? Cabaret?
00:23:37.200
No one has ever cited cabaret to talk about like a dystopian future before. I was thinking
00:23:42.720
you were going to go like, they live or Orwell and you went to fucking cabaret.
00:23:57.360
So, I don't know about like 98% of problems being from a PTF.
00:24:05.680
But I don't think you're that far off is what I'm saying because...
00:24:07.780
I usually am not, Blair, to be honest with you.
00:24:09.580
I want to ask you what's your bitchiest line you've ever...
00:24:29.680
You guys are just going to have to do this podcast sober.
00:24:34.420
If you'd like, you could chew into the microphone a little bit to get more comfortable.
00:24:37.160
No, if Roseanne wants to get high, we're going to get high.
00:24:43.280
I want to keep talking about disassociation and post-traumatic disorder.
00:24:57.600
I'm going to continue to try to say smart shit while I'm looking for it.
00:25:01.700
The 98% thing I think might be a bit high, but I do think you're not far off because I
00:25:21.820
I was saying when I was seven, I thought I was a boy.
00:25:31.180
And had they been offering all this brainwashing horse shit that they're doing now, I would have
00:25:37.560
Not told my parents and went out there and got my arm amputated and made into a fake
00:25:44.920
It would never work and I'd never have an orgasm.
00:25:59.580
See, I don't want to take that estrogen because they said it'll bring back my libido.
00:26:10.320
Transgenderism being a mental disorder is something that needs to be talked about because one of
00:26:13.460
my favorite videos you ever did was when you talked about it and you cited the DSM.
00:26:20.240
But at the time, you had cited it and you were just saying, look, by the DSM standards, which
00:26:32.200
So she just did a video saying just by definition, it is a mental disorder and she was almost
00:26:41.600
I guess the word trans now can mean fucking anything, but gender dysphoria itself.
00:26:45.180
If we're going to say that, which we do say, which guess what's still in the DSM?
00:26:49.360
Social anxiety, which everyone fucking has at some point to some level.
00:27:03.800
Trying to get skinnier and read less, actually.
00:27:09.020
When it says it's a mental disorder, this is one of the favorite points you've ever made.
00:27:21.240
Because, again, I don't look at people with social anxiety and think that they're a bad
00:27:25.880
person, that they're a necessarily, like, fucking insane person.
00:27:29.720
Because, at the end of the day, like, the people who claim to want to de-stigmatize all the
00:27:34.920
Well, it's on a, it's on a, what do you want to call it, spectrum?
00:27:37.600
It's on a, there's levels to all of it, for sure.
00:27:38.940
Because someone will just stand there rubbing their crotch in the street all day.
00:27:42.940
But, see, that is, like, that's called autogynephilia.
00:28:00.420
But that's another interesting thing that a lot of people...
00:28:07.400
People don't really understand that because from the outside looking in, I know that a lot
00:28:11.420
of this stuff kind of blends in together, but there are people who are, you know, trans,
00:28:19.600
I remember back in the day when I was alive, and, you know, it was like all the people that
00:28:27.260
were trans were getting into, not all of them, but I mean, a lot of them that I knew, they
00:28:33.900
were talking about how great being a prost, you know, being in prostitution.
00:28:37.780
And that was like, the whole prostitution thing is such a deep, dark rabbit hole to go down
00:28:49.520
And there are so many lies told about it, especially now.
00:28:54.540
And it's like, wow, you know, because that's true.
00:28:57.800
You know, sex work is very common in the trans woman world.
00:29:01.180
And it's not even necessarily because they are autogynophiles, because those are attracted
00:29:07.700
And those are the ones that are in bathrooms showing their fucking cocks.
00:29:10.620
But in the trans woman, a lot of them get into sex work because they feel like that's
00:29:15.980
Now Starbucks will hire you if you're fucking trans.
00:29:17.900
But at one point, that was how they made money.
00:29:20.400
And for them, you know, so I've known a lot of them who do that.
00:29:26.160
And this is the case with, you know, female, I've known a few female escorts in my life
00:29:31.020
And you endure so much trauma from decoupling sex from emotion, because this is another
00:29:38.720
This is something I learned because taking estrogen has really changed my brain chemistry.
00:29:43.780
I completely associate sex and physical intimacy with emotion, love, you know, a spiritual
00:29:54.680
And so the idea of decoupling that and just treating it as this is a massage, or this
00:30:00.560
is, you know, just a physical act that has no emotion behind it, you have to like shut
00:30:05.780
And then they also start hating men, which, you know, there are reasons to hate men, but
00:30:10.000
they start fearing them in a way that's even more extreme than just the average woman's
00:30:23.740
That's a big thing for me, you know, is over the years transitioning is just like, it's
00:30:32.840
really changed the way I view men, even more so than the way it's changed the way I view
00:30:38.780
And, you know, it's men and understanding like their behavior from the other point of
00:30:44.580
view, where now the estrogen is my predominant hormone.
00:31:00.240
I have a lot more empathy and respect for women than I ever did.
00:31:08.120
Every year I gain more of an empathy for women.
00:31:10.380
And it's not in like a, you know, fucking lived out feminist kind of way.
00:31:15.760
It's more so just like a every year that I'm kind of deeper in my transition, even though
00:31:20.620
I'll never understand what it is to be a biological woman.
00:31:22.940
And there are many aspects of that I'll never understand.
00:31:37.800
Do I need to bring up the tractor bucket and the faucet today that you broke and getting
00:31:42.160
lost with my daughter before you start talking about it?
00:31:45.320
I'm talking about the days back when I was alive.
00:31:50.180
Blair, can I just ask you about that when you talk about your distrust in man?
00:31:55.080
Well, disgust is a strong word, but it's strong.
00:32:09.580
So you were biological or you were identifying as a man until 20?
00:32:14.200
Well, I find that whole language, like identifying as kind of like new.
00:32:32.220
Did you have a distrust for men before you were 20?
00:32:49.100
Part of it is like, obviously, the physical changes that I've undergone.
00:32:52.700
And so my interactions with men are going to be different based on that.
00:32:58.080
And so just kind of seeing how those interactions did change and what they transformed into has
00:33:11.140
Are you saying that people, once you became a female and attractive, that men were treating
00:33:22.180
Because you, like, I remember, this is just my thing, because you're the famous one.
00:33:25.840
But I was in school, I used to get my ass kicked every day because it's a fat little chubby
00:33:31.220
And right when Roseanne went number one, the kids that would kick my ass every day were
00:33:38.220
I was still the same weird fuck that should have been bullied, to be honest.
00:33:44.540
I was like, oh, people see me different by these external forces, and they're treating
00:33:57.340
You start seeing how, you know, I went through a lot of bullying as well.
00:34:02.340
And so I went from every dude is a threat to beating my ass in a homophobic type of way
00:34:08.780
to every dude is a threat because, like, there's so much sexual tension that I did not initiate.
00:34:16.260
And when you don't initiate it at all, and you don't want to engage in it at all, it's
00:34:30.000
No, no, no one ever wanted to fuck me, but they still tried.
00:34:43.040
Well, it's weird, too, because also, because I do come from living, you know, a portion
00:34:54.180
of my life with testosterone as my main drug, I also remember what it's like to have that
00:35:01.760
That must disgust you when you see it coming at you.
00:35:05.900
How come guys don't even fucking know how disgusting they appear to women?
00:35:17.660
I'm the man on the panel that's still taking testosterone, naturally.
00:35:32.760
But you went through puberty with testosterone, so you remember what it's like.
00:35:40.380
This is the question I want to ask, and then I'll stop talking.
00:35:42.700
When you say you distrust men, you know how lecherous they are.
00:35:47.260
You were a man going through puberty with testosterone, pumping through.
00:35:57.440
How do you not feel like some sort of empathy to men?
00:36:10.320
She's trying to save him from going straight to hell like I'm trying to do with the Jews.
00:36:17.280
I'm trying to save all these motherfuckers from going to hell.
00:36:26.700
Like anyone through puberty, but you know, or any boy through puberty, whatever.
00:36:31.340
It's not that I lack empathy for men because I actually have a lot.
00:36:34.600
I actually started my channel making videos about men's issues like the male suicide rate
00:36:45.800
It's like I actually get along with men when they're good men, way better than women in
00:36:53.040
Because you were talking about how men change when you change.
00:36:57.220
But I, one time I lost 120 pounds and I talked to a friend of mine who had lost 150.
00:37:05.700
Nobody, you know, I was prepared for how the men would be, how they would be different to
00:37:12.220
You know, because, you know, before it was, you know, they acted like they, well, at least
00:37:19.260
I don't know if they respected you more or less, but at least they laughed at your jokes.
00:37:24.960
But then when you were skinny, they didn't laugh at your jokes, but they kept on trying
00:37:38.160
But she goes, but I expected all that, but nobody prepared me for the women.
00:37:49.540
Because the women are just fucking nothing but witches.
00:37:55.980
They can't find their way to what I call the sanctity of the bitch.
00:38:01.140
You see, the bitch is the one who gets things done.
00:38:11.080
We're definitely going to get cut off on, what's it called?
00:38:21.220
You just can't talk bad about the Ukraine war, but you can say cunts.
00:38:24.100
Or, you know, trans-ship, but I'm here so we can pass.
00:38:28.120
Oh, let's go into that, how they're trying to talk about that movie, Sound of Freedom.
00:38:35.760
You were going to ask Blair, now that she's female and attractive, were women?
00:38:40.700
Well, also, I just want to clarify really quick.
00:38:45.080
It's that I am distrustful of men only based on the data that I've accrued through my transition,
00:38:54.720
which is, you know, there was a time where I didn't necessarily believe that catcalling was a thing.
00:38:59.120
And I would look at people online talking about it, feminists, like, oh, catcalling is such a problem.
00:39:02.500
And I was like, that's so stupid, like, you're not getting a fucking catcall.
00:39:05.260
I didn't believe it, the same way a lot of people don't believe that kind of stuff.
00:39:16.260
There was a time that I had to call Joey because I'm on the street, and there's just some crazy half-naked man following me,
00:39:22.160
screaming why I didn't match with him on Tinder as if I've ever been on Tinder.
00:39:32.000
I'm always tempted to do that when they're, like, too aggressive.
00:39:39.480
But actually, I carry guns, so there's nothing.
00:39:48.800
I had just, like, a little baby Glock in L.A., and now I have, I think, 20 guns.
00:39:53.260
I think literally, like, 19 or 20, and I've customized all of them.
00:40:11.700
We should film, for my channel, a shooting somewhere.
00:40:16.040
Yeah, she'll kill a living thing for a buck stick.
00:40:28.920
Hey, what's the worst, bitchiest, meanest shit you've ever said that you laugh about at night
00:40:38.020
That is so hard because I feel like most of what I say is bitchy.
00:40:40.940
You know, I love to comment on how I assume people smell.
00:40:48.000
Because sometimes you can see through the camera.
00:40:53.760
It's like hot dog water coming through the screen.
00:40:56.140
You know, I love telling people they're just not it.
00:41:02.480
I always say it's a rancid ketchup mixed with lard.
00:41:08.700
But, you know, I just love telling people they're not it.
00:41:12.720
So many people go into everything and they say the stupidest shit and they think that it's
00:41:17.260
justified by them being it and really doing the thing.
00:41:29.400
If you were it, you could probably get away with saying fucking anything.
00:41:32.260
Because I say crazy shit and I get away with it.
00:41:41.980
There's just a certain point where if it's true, I mean, they'll probably end up killing
00:41:49.440
But, you know, they can't silence you, but I guess they can kill you.
00:41:57.500
You can kill me, but I've accrued, you know, a cult fan base of, you know, over a million
00:42:08.440
And, you know, the main thing I get hate for is like criticizing.
00:42:16.540
When you're it, you're always fucking it, bitch.
00:42:19.280
You can't take it away from somebody who was it.
00:42:27.620
Long after you and your spawn are buried and fucking dead in the sea.
00:42:39.760
You ain't got the brains or the muscle, the know-how or the nothing.
00:43:03.780
He just jiggles my eyeballs back and forth and I go, hey, that's incongruent.
00:43:13.860
I can get a joke out of that incongruent bullshit they try to shove down our throat.
00:43:18.520
Such as saying, the dem saying that the Republicans are just impeach happy.
00:43:34.340
It's like, okay, so I was having this conversation yesterday.
00:43:37.780
That, like, the whole, like, a lot of people talk about disinformation campaigns and how
00:43:42.260
the government puts out false information all the time to lead you astray from certain
00:43:53.160
I think that it's less about putting out disinformation because I don't think they actually
00:43:58.740
And if you don't blindly believe in it, you are no longer participant in society.
00:44:05.140
It's like, I don't necessarily know if they put out, like, false stuff sometimes for sure.
00:44:11.640
They will tell you men can get pregnant to your face.
00:44:17.520
They don't need to put out fake information about how men can get pregnant.
00:44:20.620
They just give the same information that's always been there in biology 101, high fourth
00:44:25.680
And you're just supposed to psychically read it as something else.
00:44:41.280
These fucking guys that are telling us that, that are saying we're offensive are walking
00:44:48.480
down the street, waving their dicks in the little children's face.
00:45:16.780
God of the Bible is all about retribution against Sodom and Gomorrah and against evil and the
00:45:23.080
snakey, snake, snakey that got a hold of them women and made them worship the erect phallus.
00:45:35.560
There's been like three sentences in a row that I wasn't prepared for the second half of
00:45:54.340
I was four years old with preschoolers calling me a faggot.
00:46:06.300
But, you know, I've always faced, you know, crazy opposition.
00:46:13.560
Um, not the word specifically, but I have been disowned by, you know, my dad's half of
00:46:26.680
There's people who stick by like their family members who like molest kids.
00:46:36.580
And it's like, oh, but so because I got tits, I'm out.
00:46:59.040
I started that motherfucking thing, you know, that glad.
00:47:12.480
Oh, every year they would fight about whether they should honor me or not.
00:47:16.680
When I was on number one on the Roseanne show, I kicked them off and the Trevor Foundation.
00:47:32.200
So obviously, you know, I'm someone who is very much in like LGBT media and news sites,
00:47:39.220
all that very, you know, demonized, which is to be expected.
00:47:42.360
But what you don't expect is for these organizations to try to interfere with your real life.
00:47:46.460
At least, you know, until you're blackpilled like me on some things.
00:47:51.780
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00:48:10.540
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00:51:24.620
I said, everyone seems to be seeking all of this external validation all of the time.
00:51:32.200
The entire culture is based on external validation now.
00:51:36.480
And a lot of this fucking non-binary shit is based on narcissism.
00:51:41.040
Imagine telling someone, you have to call me Zezer.
00:51:43.200
I'm the narcissist in that situation, but you would be perceived by whatever as the narcissist
00:51:51.200
for not doing it or only caring about yourself and not me.
00:51:56.140
But the thing about the external validation is like-
00:52:18.680
The older I get, I'm kind of at this point in my life right now.
00:52:24.400
You know, I might be maybe like two months away from being 30.
00:52:27.600
And I feel like I've done a lot of obviously like physical work.
00:52:33.160
And that only takes you so far in terms of your being.
00:52:43.940
But I feel like I will probably look similarly crazy by that time because I've gotten so
00:52:55.800
I just feel like there's something about being like really old and really like done up that
00:53:07.700
The last plastic surgery you had was probably 25 years ago.
00:53:21.720
I just realized you've had your sunglasses on the whole time.
00:53:24.820
Yeah, because Jake's trying to blind me with that.
00:53:36.000
I have very heavily hooded eyes because we're Cossacks.
00:53:42.940
No, but that's one I've thought about because, you know, hooded eyes.
00:53:54.340
And I learned that when I did a DNA test recently.
00:53:57.360
I thought I was just half white, half Hispanic because my mom is Mexican and my dad is white.
00:54:02.340
But I learned that I'm also maybe a little 6% black.
00:54:14.420
You know, that's like a whole pinky finger, 6% of your body.
00:54:26.600
I think I even had like a little tiny drop of Asian up in that bitch.
00:54:31.980
I'm seeing all of that on you because, you know, I read the head shapes.
00:54:37.300
Well, I've changed my head shape, which is crazy.
00:54:47.340
I got my brow bone done, which is, okay, so this is a little transsexual 101 for you.
00:54:58.740
You don't hear about this because the days of the real transsexuals are gone and it's
00:55:01.620
just these people who don't transition now, but pick your dicks out in front of kids.
00:55:05.980
The brow bone meant biological males have more of a brow bone here.
00:55:11.420
Yeah, I had to get like, I think it was like 40 staples all along my head.
00:55:19.060
And then they shaved it down and stitched me back up.
00:55:26.860
But that was also a really rewarding surgery because the results were really great.
00:55:32.180
Like in terms of like, that's one of those things on a subconscious level.
00:55:35.200
You might not know men have brow bones, but when you see a bitch with a heavy brow bone,
00:55:43.580
I want to hear yours because I'm so interested because you look so natural.
00:55:58.420
They put like a piece of chicken meat, chicken cartilage right in here.
00:56:06.820
And then they file this part down and my nose has never stopped running since.
00:56:26.400
They said if you get it before 40, you'll only need one in your life.
00:56:39.560
I didn't do none on my neck, but that facelift, neck lift thing.
00:56:48.840
When you told me you got a lot of stuff done, I was like, really?
00:56:53.620
That I remember because they gave you the new belly button.
00:56:56.880
Then I got all the fat sucked out of my stomach and put into my butt.
00:57:03.380
I kind of want a BBL, but I don't want to gain weight for it because I'm pretty thin,
00:57:10.740
I just live scared of being like a fat fuck on camera for like four months just to get
00:57:19.660
It's like, I'm gaining weight for BBL, but all you see is this.
00:57:24.940
You probably don't remember back because you're so young.
00:57:28.880
But they used to be just injecting silicone, playing up into their ass and shit.
00:57:34.620
A lot of trans women do that, but that kills you.
00:57:36.700
No, but we'd tell them like, that's going to kill you.
00:57:45.880
Yeah, but that does kill you because the difference between silicone injections is that it's free
00:57:50.140
flowing, whereas like silicone breast implants or implants anywhere else, like I have, you
00:57:58.180
You know, I've met, you know, people that have had that done and it's like going down
00:58:04.660
Well, I had the implants and one of them turned into a brick.
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First I got the reduction, then it went like two pancakes versus two French breads.
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Always the goal for me is I didn't want to wear a brassiere.
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God, and I didn't want my big sagging tits flopping around.
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That's, oh my God, that's fucking huge, I would assume.
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Is that everything you've had done or anything else?
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Yeah, but we're talking cosmetic surgery, not like surgery because you had-
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The tummy tuck was the worst because I remember they pulled your stomach down and then they
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cut it and stitched it and then they poked you a new belly button.
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Then I had IVF and they went back to that belly button to impregnate me.
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Ew, I had like maggots crawling in and out of it for a little while.
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Maggots crawling in my belly button because it got infected.
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I've almost never heard anything more horrific about a surgery.
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Well, they came and poured some solution over it.
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If everything's gone how I wanted it to, surprisingly.
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Yeah, but that was done at the same time as the brow bone,
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because it was easy for them to, while they were already cutting me,
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they were just like, we can just pull that down a little bit.
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because they could do that easily, too, because they're all in there.
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Um, you know, I have maybe no more nose jobs left in me.
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That reminds me of Morgan Fairchild in the dressing room.
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She was in the dressing room when she was a guest on my TV show.
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And I go in there, and she's looking in the mere rat in her hair.
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She goes, Jesus Christ, I have almost no nose left.
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but I also am fully aware that that was a one and done,
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Yeah, and I wouldn't want it any different anyway.
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Like, if I wasn't, then I wouldn't get a lot of the...
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Yeah, I'm trying to get more into makeup lately, but...
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So I've had my nose, my brow, brow lift, hairline,
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I got that done at the same time as all of that.
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being a fat fuck is an eating disorder as well.
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and willing to continue that state of self-harm
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if you woke up tomorrow and want to transition,
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Okay, so that was gone by the time you started.
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the numbers range anywhere between like 70% and 90%
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even if you know in your heart of hearts you're trans,
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there's no way you can know exactly what you want to do
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You can maybe put something in it if you're lucky,
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well then I'll be happy with changing other things.
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That's the whole reason for doing hormone blockers
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and then within that group is another small group,
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so we're going to base everything off this tiny group
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So that's what my whole thing about the bonus hole.