00:24:42.760I've always had the obsession for pork since I was severely punished for eating it as a child by my grandmother who explained to me why Jews can't eat pork.
00:24:53.680And it resulted in a horrendous obsession for pork.
00:24:58.680But, yeah, just big sandwiches, big old sandwiches.
00:25:07.900And is there some kind of like, if you go into that hibernation with that bag of groceries, is there some sort of like, it's actually a little bit comfortable.
00:25:58.960And at one point he got a pick, which I really hated him for as well.
00:26:02.580Because the production company said to him, look, if you can get any private videos of her, that'd be just, you can imagine the content of that.
00:26:10.720Well, I was on the sofa couch and I had my massive gunt wrapped in some vile festering pajama wear that only fat fucks would ever wear.
00:26:23.140At 18 chins, I was eating and I was crying.
00:26:25.720I hate fat people for making me do this.
00:26:31.900It's the most fucking disgusting thing you've ever seen in your life.
00:26:35.600And the self-pitying cow, me, like I look at that now and Mark gave it to them and they put that in.
00:26:57.760But actually it turned out to be this kind of nice story because actually I got hung out with loads of fat people.
00:27:02.500It was part of the filming and then actually listening to people who were devastated by the fact they couldn't get off this ride of being huge and hating it.
00:27:13.140And of course then immediately just the human you goes, shit, you know, it's rough.
00:27:32.540And then that lack of honesty around that.
00:27:35.940So other people, fat people, I would say manipulating other fat people into body positivity, body acceptance.
00:27:44.660I always found to be a massive manipulation of people who would want to be free from the prison of fatness, but were told by their fat friends, oh no, it's better to stay fat together.
00:27:55.680And then you see these women, bless their bloody hearts, that have chosen to escape the prison and they get completely ousted and annihilated by the Chambalambas.
00:28:03.480That's what happened to me when I lost 120 pounds after Jake was born.
00:28:08.260And I got down to 103 pounds and I wore a size four.
00:28:12.460And like I told my friend who also had lost 150 pounds, we spoke about it together and he said, well, we expected the men to change towards how they treated us just in public.
00:28:25.980But we never expected the change in women.
00:28:31.060And that was horrifying to see the difference in how women treated us.
00:28:35.040Because before when we were fat, we were pretty much invisible.
00:28:38.400But when we looked, you know, good in the accepted, you know, social thing.
01:10:18.500Because one of the things people close to you with the knife in their hand do is going, oh, is it, is it, you must be, I'm so sorry, you must be feeling dreadful.
01:10:27.980Or, and then they're waiting to catch.
01:10:30.080I know, they want to help you feel worse.
01:13:31.820I have this huge sense of optimism out of it, with it.
01:13:36.520I feel like, I'm going to ask you a question after this, but I feel like everything's being exposed for us to see, which this might be the first time in history when we're actually seeing everything being exposed before our eyes
01:14:03.400and no amount of church or state and no amount of bullshit can keep us from seeing it clearly.
01:15:02.960And then I love, I love that we're able to show and demonstrate this loveliness.
01:15:10.960So, so the rally with this aerial shot, just, just that is a purist kind of demonstration of just support for a something bigger than whatever we've been told.
01:15:23.140And then at my shows now where my, my, not even my supporters, people will come to the show, sell them out in moments.
01:15:30.460So the theatre will be reluctant to hold them.
01:15:33.08048 theatres, if they will have the courage to hold a night.
01:15:46.800It's only a comedy night, it's only a comedy night, for Christ's sake.
01:15:49.680Then our lot will sell the place out in record time because they're putting power into us.
01:15:56.640And then the theatre staff, without fail, will say to a lovely Mark usually, well, we were so surprised by the audience.
01:16:06.440We were so surprised by how lovely the audience were.
01:16:11.220And Mark will always say, well, thank you very much.
01:16:25.000Because you were sold that everybody around me, or any of us, whatever, is a, it's going to turn up and be a thug or a moron or a, you know.
01:16:34.760And I, we don't do that because obviously lovely Mark knows better about how to manage a tour than I do.
01:16:40.420But it's on you that you were surprised by my audience because I'm not surprised.
01:16:45.600And I'm not surprised that there's a 92-year-old and an 18-year-old and sturdy lesbians by the hundreds because I love sturdy lesbians.
01:17:56.180No, and even then, after you stand on a stage and say, I'm, you know, at the front of the end of a show, not here for you to agree with me tonight.
01:26:35.420And then they came to this moment in time where it turned out they needed broken assed women who have no shame because we won't be shamed because we've done dastardly things, but it's okay because we pretty much want everyone to be all right.
01:26:56.380I was deported from Australia and banned from four years.
01:26:59.740I've got deported tattooed on my ass cheek.
01:27:01.880And there's something about that tattoo that I really love because there's this front facing woman on a stage with 1500 people who paid to come and have a nice time.
01:27:30.480I wake up like, I mean, I also wake up being pissy or with a headache or needing a piss or with my long labia, you know, there's downsides to it all, right?
01:27:49.300So after my brain surgery and stuff, some of my outer periphery is gone, but my left leg, if I don't look at my left foot, I don't know where it is, right?
01:28:22.760And actually it's the last thing I got hauled into the police station for in the UK just before I got here.
01:28:29.240I was told I would either be arrested or I had to turn up for interview under caution was because on my Katie's Arms, my pub, where I just, you know, let rip, whatever.
01:28:38.660I called myself a spaz and I got arrested effectively by British police because that's offensive.
01:29:20.800And I just wanted to say, because I nearly got to say, that I think the two of you, like, without being sycophantic, it is beyond unbelievably magical that you two, I don't even know about what your relationship is, but that you do this with each other, that you have this with each other.
01:30:39.920I think it's a very, I have a son who's 16, but I think it's a remarkable mark of a success story for any of your kids to want to be anywhere near, not you, but be anywhere near us.
01:30:54.980If any of my kids, but particularly my son wants to be anywhere near me, when I'm in such an old bag as you, then I'll know I've done well.