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00:00:57.820 agreement with eye gaming ontario greetings earthlings thank you for coming to the roseanne

00:01:03.620 bar podcast it's going to be an exciting exciting convo with an exciting genius but uh how do you like

00:01:11.340 my hair it went out of control and i sprayed it with water because it was like total wire bad i think

00:01:18.380 it looks good bad jew hair day my hair sometimes becomes like wire and i can't do nothing with it but

00:01:25.340 anyways i think i i made up for it anyway the testosterone is not helping with the hair

00:01:30.240 well it's supposed to yeah it is making my nails a little stronger and as jake always points out i am

00:01:37.960 more pragmatic and calmer that is true i think that today is going to be a exercise in self-discipline

00:01:44.980 for me because i'm going to attempt not to swear not to use profanities the same thing but oh yeah

00:01:53.540 they are that's not to put one finger yeah and uh not to interrupt my guests because you know i'm just

00:01:59.300 such a fan and uh all right i'm gonna hold you to it and uh so without further adieu i'd like to

00:02:07.840 introduce uh a very funny person and a great patriot great thinker he's up here in the penthouse

00:02:15.020 of thought which we always talk about jp sears yay roseanne thank you for having me and with your

00:02:23.860 goals for today's show anything i can do to help fucking support you not swearing let me know i'm here 0.97

00:02:30.360 i have your back thank you brother and i don't think you can do it she's not i did it yesterday 0.97

00:02:41.900 for i did it yesterday i only said one f word that was good for two hours okay you know i was

00:02:49.900 praying on it before i did it that's the thing is i always pray but you know what i say the wrong

00:02:56.340 prayers that's my fault not god's because i'll be saying help me to you know channel us you know

00:03:04.200 the right message but i didn't say help me to channel the right message in the right way

00:03:10.740 see it's two different things you know what i mean sure i i get that and you know i'm i'm just uh

00:03:17.800 speaking out of my butt here i wouldn't be surprised if sometimes the right message in the right way

00:03:23.840 purposely has swear words because at times it can break through psychological barriers like a little 0.99

00:03:31.380 membrane is put up in people's minds and a you know the right tastefully done f-bomb or shit can 0.78

00:03:39.620 help punch through that gets people's attention not trying to talk you out of your goal i think you're 0.96

00:03:47.100 fucking right on that whoops no but i do because it is it is it does punch through i love the f word 0.81

00:03:55.460 it is the greatest lyrical word in the world do you have you ever seen that old clip of the kind of 0.95

00:04:02.420 guru cult leader osho oh i love osho and he did you see the clip he did about all the uses of the word 0.85

00:04:09.200 fuck it's brilliant wasn't he brilliant i don't know oh did you see the netflix documentary 0.87

00:04:16.960 yeah they definitely didn't have a pro osho slant on that i'm sure there's a lot of good things 0.99

00:04:24.000 yet it was also kind of like dude his teachings are good and also sort of looks creepy so once they

00:04:30.200 get into having to have sex with everybody they always violate their own message but they cannot 0.93

00:04:35.780 keep it in their pants these men something's wrong with them yeah that yoga guy uh bikram i mean he was 0.99

00:04:42.260 you know actually assaulting women oh i didn't know that yeah was that john of god oprah's john 0.89

00:04:49.200 of god he did it too well that's another one i just heard about him apparently john of god was 0.99

00:04:54.360 doing legit healing like kind of miracles and then you find out oh and he's having sex with everyone 0.99

00:05:02.100 you can't keep it in his pants yeah all of them are like that i don't know it goes to their brain 0.96

00:05:07.140 i i would think so the bible says that men's downfall is bad food and bad women i think it's

00:05:15.620 true it and i would guess those guys after many years of seeing people see them with immense power

00:05:24.600 they make them their source of divine inspiration i would guess a lot of them actually believe their 0.86

00:05:32.240 own rationalizations like oh god wants me to have sex with all these women they're you know it's a 1.00

00:05:38.680 way i transmute power that's what what's his name said the uh polygamy guy that's in jail uh warren 0.94

00:05:46.600 jeffs he told them this is the way that god transmits his love through me to you to the eight-year-old

00:05:54.060 girls he was having sex with in the holy bed there but you can see how they get that way because

00:05:59.540 what nobody ever says and like i'm starting to go off on it and people are getting mad at me

00:06:05.480 of course because i can't stay out of trouble you know what i mean yeah yeah that's one of the things

00:06:12.000 people like about you and i think i don't think you get into trouble just for the sake of getting

00:06:19.040 into trouble i think you're always aiming pursuing truth you're you obviously you don't acquiesce to

00:06:27.340 politically correct bs or being obedient to the narrative so if that's what gets you in trouble

00:06:34.940 good because you know what they made all these women into jezebels and that's why these men fall 1.00

00:06:42.320 because they get all that jezebel and her sexuality because uh you know and then they don't tell women 0.53

00:06:50.060 what they're doing is wrong yeah they're like hey a man finds you attractive and uh that's all that 0.99

00:06:56.860 counts for you you brainless whore you know what i mean it's the wrong message it is in speaking of 1.00

00:07:04.400 documentaries on this stuff did you watch the waco documentary from a couple years ago i did that is 0.99

00:07:11.700 also creepy like especially when i mean can you imagine being the husband in a relationship and 0.72

00:07:20.780 this david koresh guy says god told me he wants me to have sex with your wife by the way he told me 0.97

00:07:29.000 he doesn't want you to have sex with your wife and then those men actually allow it it's like they 1.00

00:07:35.560 they get they deserve what's coming to them not to mind control cucking for jesus is what that is 0.96

00:07:43.040 it's crazy do you think that well you know that's what they used to do back in pharaoh's time the

00:07:48.740 biblical times it was and also then um you know pharaoh when he had illegitimate children with his 0.62

00:07:56.120 harems and such well only the first son would inherit none of the other sons did forget the daughters

00:08:02.500 they never got a dime because they were just women you know cows that talk but only the firstborn son 1.00

00:08:09.140 inherited so he had all these other sons that weren't getting nothing and they was getting mad so

00:08:15.580 they rebelled so then they were made like princes and uh knights and such like that so they could get

00:08:23.400 a piece of the inheritance too and that's how they went and founded all these other countries

00:08:28.200 specifically switzerland in 1291 where they laundered all their war grift but anyways the the pharaoh had

00:08:37.740 and all of them had what's called the right of the first night whenever a bride whenever a woman's they

00:08:45.680 got to sleep with her the night before the wedding the lord of the banner in feudalism and so they said

00:08:52.560 that's how they sowed their wild seed because a lot of those kids would be there so they would be

00:08:58.220 loyal to the crown dang and i think and i think the movie braveheart starts off that way where the

00:09:06.080 king has the first right on the wedding night just that's what animals do you know they'll go and kick a

00:09:13.400 pregnant uh if they're invading they'll kick the baby out of the pregnant and then try to impregnate 1.00

00:09:19.820 them with their baby wow it's warfare it's like uh low level low level chakra uh instinct warfare of

00:09:29.520 the male yeah it's man i i wish i can't i want to be a cult leader i can get in on that yeah but

00:09:37.720 then you'd but then you know they always seem to go uh getting younger and younger and who they want

00:09:44.880 to have the sex yeah that's a problem yeah and our modern day kings not that they're actual kings 0.94

00:09:53.380 yeah yeah i mean you look epstein's whole thing obviously they sex traffic people kids to no one

00:10:03.380 because nobody's can been convicted not one name named but that's what they were doing you have

00:10:09.440 these tyrannical kings who think they have a right to be as promiscuous as possible and they get

00:10:16.440 younger and younger and younger it's yeah and then he trains them to be he trains them to be the perfect 0.99

00:10:22.160 uh sex slave with mk ultra sex kit and programming and then you know what they do uh and satanism you 0.98

00:10:29.760 know because it was a satanic cult too and then you know what that qualifies them for the beautiful ones 1.00

00:10:35.780 being the wife of a ceo um right they know how to do all that courtly shit that whoops that courtly 1.00

00:10:44.760 stuff that uh women of that ilk and class do you know entertain where they suck the baby's blood and 1.00

00:10:52.280 all that other stuff they do allegedly allegedly but yeah it is a world run by satan i think i i i agree 0.90

00:10:59.820 300 i think you know there's a million nuanced issues of corruption happening in our world

00:11:09.080 but the macro what's really going on in my opinion is it's spiritual warfare it's it's satan versus god

00:11:18.960 it's people who are doing the bidding of the devil and i think a lot of them don't know they're doing

00:11:24.860 no they have no idea best way to control someone is to make sure they don't know that you're controlling

00:11:30.200 them so i think that's what the devil does and here's what i heard i love this quote safest place

00:11:36.560 for the devil to hide in the church i bet yeah the the devil masquerades as an angel in disguise

00:11:42.540 yeah i think one of the things that keeps people from waking up to what's going on which by the

00:11:48.200 way i think more and more people are waking up it's beautiful but you know they and i used to do

00:11:54.480 this people are expecting hey if there was evil in the world they would come out and say hey i'm a evil

00:12:02.240 tyrant i'm here to uh do some horrible stuff no like you look at what the nazis did yeah they tried

00:12:10.720 to disguise themselves as doing good so that whole notion best place for the devil to hide is in the church

00:12:17.740 it's incredibly true yeah and it's like yeah would the devil be willing to deceive people 0.98

00:12:23.880 that's the least of what he's capable of those guys are all having sex with their parishioners too 0.96

00:12:29.700 yeah and doing worse all the rabbis all them are they yeah all of those holy men so same thing in 1.00

00:12:37.960 the church happening elsewhere all them holy men ain't nothing but devil worshipers yeah don't you 0.95

00:12:44.140 think that's why they get into it allegedly don't you think that's why they get it's the old saying

00:12:48.640 does the power corrupt or are they corrupt to begin with and they're attracted to the power corrupt to

00:12:52.820 begin with and attracted to power that's what i think too one thing you were saying and we'll bring

00:12:57.040 it up later but when we were talking about rfk you were like he seems like he doesn't really want

00:13:02.080 to be president of service and i was thinking the same thing like i don't trust people that want to

00:13:07.340 be president that want that power it's just like those cult leaders yeah i think it's you know the

00:13:12.420 people who want the power that the hillary clinton's shout out to the picture of you and 1.00

00:13:17.040 hillary that was a fun party that night i left early because i didn't want to see what happens after

00:13:23.100 everyone's drunk yeah geez but seeing those the hillary clinton-esque people who want to be in power 0.99

00:13:30.920 it's like lord of the rings where you've got gollum and all these creepy people they can't handle the

00:13:38.720 power of the ring it just corrupts them they care about nothing else other than the power in this

00:13:44.620 ring and the ring metaphorically in today's world it's control it's fame it's being known

00:13:55.220 money to an extent it's control of other people i think that's the primary thing some people say oh

00:14:05.120 you know the whole pandemic and everything else they do it's just a money grab i don't think so i

00:14:12.180 think money is somewhere on their agenda but money just gives you more ability to control and i do think

00:14:20.620 control is ultimately what they're after i think the god's way is freedom that's why he gives us free

00:14:27.100 will so we have free will we're not controlled nor are we controlling anyone and i my definition of

00:14:35.100 evil is anyone who tries to control anyone else in a way that's not in their best interest

00:14:40.740 while god frees i think evil the devil it constricts it controls and we're seeing what i would call the

00:14:51.820 alleged work of the devil just control all over the place mind or at least attempted to control

00:14:58.280 mind control control control your mind you control your soul yeah especially if you get the mind to

00:15:05.040 constipate its psychological structure so like the the light of the soul it can't penetrate into

00:15:12.620 someone's conscious awareness right absolutely and they turned everything upside down so that in

00:15:20.220 upside down world clown world it actually makes sense on backward day which is every day

00:15:26.100 that's what it looks like to me it's so absurd it's hard to uh like i said our job is to mock mock mock

00:15:36.440 mock mock but it's hard to mock the absurd it is one of the comedic principles but i need to tell you

00:15:45.040 comedic principle of exaggeration but when you look at the world where these tyrants then the narrative

00:15:52.400 and everybody doing the bidding what they're doing it's already so exaggerated so absurd that it's hard

00:15:59.240 to make it more absurd while having it look realistic because what's going on in reality it doesn't even

00:16:05.120 look realistic men can get pregnant look at that man winning in the swim meet look at that man who just 0.98

00:16:11.920 won the power lifting championship in the women's division it's so absurd already but wasn't how far

00:16:18.960 ahead of his time was andy kaufman with that wrestling woman thing he was so he was prescient he was

00:16:27.220 yeah there's been a lot of stuff and um i'm forgetting the example i was just going to think of let's just

00:16:35.580 pretend it was going to be smart but then also like a little example the arnold schwarzenegger movie

00:16:42.880 jr where it's like hey here came out in 94 here's this absurd idea a man is pregnant and it's so 0.53

00:16:51.100 absurd oh yeah they just made a movie out of it like not a good script not really a amazing art form 0.94

00:16:57.240 but just the absurd idea and now we have pregnant men on the covers of magazines you get canceled if 0.99

00:17:04.020 you claim that men can't get pregnant just i'll tell you what that birth has gotta hurt coming out 0.99

00:17:11.180 through the penis like that i mean i know your vagina gets stretched out i've had five children 1.00

00:17:16.500 but i don't know about that penis i mean i don't know how they'll they're gonna have to get some 0.99

00:17:22.720 kind of plug after to keep their yeah urine from well i've i identify as a doctor so let me tell you 0.99

00:17:30.560 the medical reality of this right now uh these men who are pregnant i don't think they have penises 0.80

00:17:36.960 really yeah oh special breed of man i looked up on wikipedia the other day i was researching some 0.99

00:17:45.540 kind of video and i know wikipedia is stupid and corrupt and you know propaganda i take it as the 0.90

00:17:51.760 truth as you should i'm doing my best to learn my way and acquiesce my way into bowing down what 0.97

00:17:59.160 wikipedia and the um evil people are that run it but i looked up like wow there's a lot of human men

00:18:06.400 getting pregnant does this happen elsewhere apparently there's one species of fish starfish 0.86

00:18:12.240 is it starfish where the males can get pregnant yeah they carry this the uh embryo and then they 0.99

00:18:19.680 you know give birth to the eggs the fertilized eggs do you have a degree in starfishology i do i've

00:18:28.040 studied it i did a lot of study on uh trans issues because my friend wrote a book and she was

00:18:34.720 she wrote a book called transsexual empire in the 60s and she was heretofore immediately

00:18:41.240 deplatformed uh denied tenure uh they tried to make her homeless and killer which in fact they did in 1.00

00:18:48.980 long run in so many words a harvard professor and they did that to every woman professor who didn't 1.00

00:18:56.620 bow down wait did she write the book in the 60s or was it written more recently just about the 60s no

00:19:03.920 she wrote transsexual empire in 68 okay about the engine you know it was basically about cloning 0.65

00:19:10.560 and bioengineering of the human being wow she was ahead of her time well she was a professor

00:19:16.620 with seven uh phds in philosophy by the way well this was back in the 60s when it was impressive

00:19:25.060 one women took that instead of gender studies in in college you know where they actually became 1.00

00:19:32.580 linguists and historians and yeah you know well i don't think that's a credible source

00:19:39.000 only seven phds but it's an it's a fascinating book i have it here on uh if you'd like i'd love to buy

00:19:48.960 you a copy and send it to you oh yeah it's so prescient and it's all to uh pursue a political

00:19:55.340 agenda which is basically the same old same old to defend you know uh the um disintegration of women's 0.99

00:20:06.720 rights yeah and man are they doing that they're trying like uh next we're gonna we're probably gonna

00:20:13.720 see women banned from women's sports because yeah that's that that would be smart though yeah 1.00

00:20:19.760 wouldn't it you know what i was they'd be record-setting i might actually watch one of those

00:20:25.800 i know like and i agree with that agenda let's ban women from women's sports because no offense 1.00

00:20:30.840 they kind of suck yeah they do kind of say they're not as good as men they're the one of the most 0.97

00:20:35.780 beautifully hippocratic 1984 in reality things i've ever seen i was doing a reaction video to 0.99

00:20:46.340 a pregnant man like a person of female origin on tiktok you know lives as a man and you know big belly 0.95

00:20:56.140 very pregnant and he was saying yeah women you don't own the term mother anymore which was so 1.00

00:21:05.420 beautiful because here is a man telling women you you don't like if you believe this woman

00:21:15.300 it's this woman yeah so if you believe this person's a man as you were dutifully supposed to

00:21:20.760 then what you're getting is a man telling women you don't own the term mother anymore you don't own

00:21:28.060 pregnancy there's a man literally just taking motherhood from women the obliteration of 0.88

00:21:35.400 women's rights yeah and being and but that's all like the whole say it excuse me but the whole

00:21:42.980 uh luciferian plot is to get the kids yes because you know they gotta have their snacks so they got

00:21:49.500 to get rid of the dad and the mom male and female the protectors right let's get into the protectors 0.85

00:21:54.900 for sure because pedocrats as i call them they don't care what sex or gender a child is because you know 0.98

00:22:02.660 the part of the child they like all kids have is that the blood no the butt the butt hole the butt 0.99

00:22:10.540 and the mouth that's why they call it the bonus hole the vagina is called the bonus hole according 1.00

00:22:16.080 to all the insurance companies now they call the vagina the bonus hole which pretty much right there 1.00

00:22:22.220 proves they are pedocrats because it's the butt and the mouth those are the primary holes and that's 1.00

00:22:28.420 what all pedos do because they can't have sex with the little girl she doesn't really have like but 1.00

00:22:33.780 half an inch of a vagina so they have to go in through the butt which is satan's preferred way 1.00

00:22:39.740 and that's called opening the third eye in satanic ritual abuse wow that's why they get the panda eyes 1.00

00:22:47.800 where their eyes are black you've seen all those pictures like late that's what lady gaga is mocking 1.00

00:22:53.080 with her panda eyes allegedly allegedly why why do they get their eyes looking because of their 1.00

00:23:00.020 anus uh trauma yeah the trauma would you would you think of the whole sound of but i kid hollywood

00:23:10.540 yeah what would you think of the whole sound of freedom phenomenon i was so happened happy that it

00:23:17.620 finally went in america's heads yeah but i was kind of upset not upset and i don't want to criticize

00:23:24.260 it because i was glad that people it will open the door but it is just the top 10 percent of the truth

00:23:31.260 and it isn't in south america it's here in the united states this is the center of child trafficking

00:23:37.120 through our border it's the center of the world and the center of child sex slavery as well as child

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00:24:43.420 agreement with eye gaming ontario is in the united states of america so they got all these mk ultra

00:24:50.500 programs that they run on us so we never look at that but then um it's so corrupt it is so corrupt

00:24:59.420 flesh peddling in america and people are like we've got to go down there to columbia and

00:25:05.740 help well what why don't you look at your neighbor yeah but we can't see what's right in front of our

00:25:11.280 face with this mind control you can't see what's right in front of your face it's interesting and

00:25:17.980 and with sound of freedom seeing the mainstream media establishment smear it say oh sound of freedom

00:25:26.360 it's a q anon conspiracy didn't you love though how god works as soon as they said that the next

00:25:32.080 week or a month later the guy's arrested for child porn the producer did you see that he wasn't a

00:25:38.200 producer of what he wasn't he was one of the people that because it was crowdfunded so he was one of

00:25:42.580 like 5 000 people that no i'm talking about the cnn producer oh yeah oh yeah i'm sorry that said this

00:25:49.120 is nothing but a q an a no no the headline was a reporter who debunked pizzagate right arrested for

00:25:56.660 child pornography which is one of the greatest billion pictures of violent child porn wow it's 1.00

00:26:01.600 what a scumbag they're all like in it together and americans are too damn dumb or doped or something 1.00

00:26:10.160 yeah and that's i mean first of all like that cnn guy and then like rolling stones saying yeah 1.00

00:26:17.900 sound of freedom it's a move superhero movie for dads with brain worms yeah i loved that the media

00:26:24.440 smeared it so much for two reasons one it was them raising their hand saying we're protecting child 1.00

00:26:32.140 sex traffickers right they identified themselves they're so stupid that's what they did they did 0.98

00:26:38.920 jason aldean too made a song number one exactly and and when they do that when now when we see these 1.00

00:26:47.980 corrupt evil people or their media that they're armed with when we see them smear something it makes that

00:26:56.120 something grow because we're you oh the devil is telling me that's bad let me look into it there's

00:27:02.440 probably something good about that absolutely they're now it's in the bible no weapon formed against me

00:27:08.420 shall uh prosper or have dominion hello the word dominion i mean god is the funniest guy in the

00:27:16.960 whole universe he's pretty good he's so funny the funniest the time i knew god was funny was when our

00:27:22.920 neighbor whose dad was a dentist he ran away from home and became homeless and died of dental disease

00:27:29.220 no shit i just i just it was so morbidly funny that god that's so precise it's it's so horrible but 0.79

00:27:39.820 yeah there's always a twist to the way god shows us stuff yeah and like you mentioned before we were on 0.98

00:27:48.560 air when it comes to prayer part of it is asking for the wisdom to to have the awareness for how the

00:27:56.680 prayer is answered and then also just like looking at where's the serendipities of life where's the

00:28:02.280 signals from god where's the signs if we look hard enough like they're so obvious but we see hilarious

00:28:09.280 things like that or the uh forgot the guy's name but he was a a big person bringing the russian hoax on us

00:28:19.580 you know trump's a russian asset now he's arrested for colluding with russia i know it's so great

00:28:26.520 it's you can't get funny how are you gonna make a joke out of that it he was the joke it's already

00:28:33.000 made you don't gotta make a joke out of it because he already did it or god did it yeah well the book of

00:28:38.980 esther which i study a lot because i always was a student you know because that was important to me

00:28:46.280 since i was a little girl but uh the book of esther is all about coincidences coincidences

00:28:53.140 being the hand of god if you have the eyes to see it yeah because i was thinking about all these

00:28:59.380 coincidences there was oh that's just a coincidence you've overlooked something very stunning especially

00:29:06.900 when there's like 17 of them in a row yeah you know and it's like how did you manage to not see that

00:29:14.040 yeah you're so you're you're decipherability gene is like often well how about like when the fbi

00:29:22.940 loses evidence and it's always for it helps biden or or a democrat every time that is just a

00:29:28.960 coincidence yeah every mistake is for one side those are coincidences yeah i think present day

00:29:35.140 you're either a conspiracy theorist or you're a coincidence theorist and only one of them uses their

00:29:40.780 brain yeah that's really a good way to put it and then when all the conspiracies come true and you

00:29:47.820 don't go what a coincidence what about that yeah and i think the just chalking things up to oh that's

00:29:59.180 a coincidence it keeps us from needing to go to the trouble of thinking yeah and it keeps us from

00:30:07.320 needing to go to the trouble of considering things that are pretty freaking uncomfortable to consider

00:30:14.900 because people love to live in the coffin of their comfort zone like i i think the most coffin yeah

00:30:20.300 that's not where life is it is like cool you might technically have a pulse but you're not

00:30:27.140 alive if you're just living in the coffin of your comfort zone but you get yeah life is out here where the

00:30:33.240 risk is a hundred percent that's where you learn and that's where you grow like you a comedian they

00:30:39.480 get on stage for the first time like it's a 10 out of 10 discomfort or you're trying a new joke

00:30:45.700 that's uncomfortable or you're asking the girl out or the guy out who like you know you think is out of

00:30:51.180 your league you're getting uncomfortable like nobody has ever sat there in their comfort zone and said

00:30:58.280 i feel really alive now that's true we feel alive and we grow when we're outside of our comfort zone

00:31:05.360 yet i think the and i would say this is a mind program where for decades they've been trying to

00:31:13.700 treat trying to convince americans and people around the world comfort is your friend if something's

00:31:21.060 uncomfortable it's gonna be bad for you and you know self-responsibility don't worry about that just

00:31:27.080 like depend on the the government and i think that's what keeps people weak because they're sure

00:31:33.360 does if they convince themselves i have an allergy to discomfort then they're gonna keep themselves in

00:31:40.760 the comfort zone which means they're gonna keep themselves weak because we get stronger when we're

00:31:46.560 willing to be uncomfortable we get stronger when we were willing to say what we know is true even though

00:31:52.960 it might get us canceled it might go against the grain absolutely because when you break you get scar

00:32:00.280 tissue which makes you stronger absolutely you don't get stronger without breaking and then learning how to

00:32:06.500 put yourself back together you just don't grow without that and you don't do none of that without risk

00:32:12.520 and people who think they're so happy i hate happy you know i i just hate that happy i hate that we should 0.60

00:32:23.100 just clip that there i hate happy yeah i'm anti-happy the happy people i'm like you are blind deaf 0.82

00:32:31.980 you're just not even here yeah and then the other thing that i can't stand is people who talk about

00:32:38.340 forgiveness all the time because they ain't nothing but guilty yeah i want to put that together they ain't

00:32:44.120 nothing but guilty because not one of them ever talks about asking for forgiveness for something bad they 0.97

00:32:50.840 did they never say that yeah they're always hiding some shit they are excuse me but how beautiful is it 0.97

00:32:59.020 when you see someone actually own up take responsibility and say hey i did this right i'm sorry it is so 0.99

00:33:06.600 powerful but no i've never seen that yeah when have you seen that that's a good question i do it

00:33:12.200 sometimes in my life i've avoided other times but like there's a great book called uh what the hell

00:33:19.940 by jocko willink um the hell is it i can look it up if you uh extreme ownership good leaders take extreme

00:33:30.480 ownership something goes wrong even if they themselves didn't do it they're the first ones to raise their

00:33:35.940 hand and say that's my fault maybe i didn't lead my people correctly maybe i made a bad decision

00:33:41.680 but when you see someone do that like first of all that's so uncomfortable for them to do if someone's

00:33:48.640 just committed to living in the coffin of their comfort zone they're not going to do that they're

00:33:52.060 out of the balls but someone with actual courage and they've got a service mindset they'll get

00:33:57.840 uncomfortable they'll own it but the cool thing is how much more do you trust someone 0.99

00:34:04.400 when you've watched them own a mistake they've made they've taken responsibility they've apologized 0.98

00:34:11.900 you actually trust those people but when you have a dipshit like hunter's dad where like cool he's 0.96

00:34:21.160 ruined everything under the sun the afghanistan withdrawal the border inflation 20 million dollars 0.96

00:34:30.500 accidentally in his bank account yeah take zero ownership and you don't trust them right for good

00:34:36.980 reason you don't trust a real good reason yeah not the dems though no they're like at least he's not

00:34:43.340 trump at least he didn't start try to make peace with the jews and the arabs what do you like that's

00:34:48.760 half of our fundraising for god's sake he's got to go yeah what do you think about war mongerers 1.00

00:34:54.580 they are they're haters they are they and then they put the worst thing they can find out there

00:35:01.880 which you know manipulators of children they gotta go they i gotta go i don't know how the

00:35:11.440 anything but the death penalty is appropriate for that right i'm not necessarily a huge death penalty guy

00:35:19.760 but just when someone uses children i don't believe the state should kill them i say general

00:35:27.860 population in prison you used to say make them marry tom arnold is what you used to say

00:35:33.500 now that was that was uh usama bin lawton whoever you have to live with buggin rob reiner for six 0.53

00:35:41.240 months oh yeah you have to have dinner with rob reiner listen to him talk or stephen king yeah god

00:35:47.780 he's he's gone off the loony end lately he's nutty and then i found this thing he wrote a book and it's

00:35:53.560 about uh it was doctor something and it's this doctor who gets these kids check this out and he drains

00:36:01.000 their spirits where that's his food his louche he gets children and makes them captive and then drains

00:36:09.640 their spirits to make him stronger and younger hello adrenochrome right no wonder he's all jacked up over

00:36:17.220 trump allegedly allegedly allegedly have you seen his tweets stephen king yeah i know i hear like when

00:36:27.260 i listen to joe rogan's podcast a lot of times they'll talk about it so i've heard about some of

00:36:31.700 them but they're nutty yeah i mean here trump is the worst thing since oh my god are people really

00:36:40.140 brainwashed i used to be a little brainwashed about trump like back in the 2016 election i'm not 0.94

00:36:47.200 proud to say it but i didn't vote if i didn't either did vote i would have voted for trump

00:36:52.240 and my thought was just like hillary who you're pictured with right here which is probably evidence 1.00

00:36:59.520 of a lot of crimes i might burn that picture if i were you oh i gave a ton to the dems back then

00:37:05.140 did you yeah i gave him all my heart long democrat over here and parents too one of the beautiful

00:37:11.900 things about you and to me it's a great quality about other people is someone who's willing to

00:37:17.620 change their mind yeah that's life it's a rare commodity nowadays but it's a sign of strength

00:37:23.640 it's so simple but it really is a sign of strength because it's so rare but anyway back in 2016 my

00:37:32.380 biggest thing was like hey i'm just afraid of hillary i think she is crooked i don't want her in office 1.00

00:37:37.520 so i'd rather have trump in office but you know you know uh he's a racist and uh he's other things

00:37:44.200 that i heard the media say and i don't never really watched the news back then but i would hear stuff

00:37:50.180 and then when covet hit i'm watching the way trump is and i'm watching a lot of the establishment rail

00:37:58.280 against him even though you know they already had i'm like all right wait i like what this guy's saying

00:38:05.160 when i listen to what he's saying not hearing other people tell me so i started hydro what's it

00:38:12.340 hydroxychloroquine hydroxychloroquine saying that's a great thing yeah oh they tried to kill him for that

00:38:18.080 and ivermectin and those things and sunlight and sunlight and he did say like you know maybe we can

00:38:25.200 inject lysol no he did not say that he said something about lysol no there was a stuff well

00:38:31.160 i'm not even gonna go no he said there was some uh exciting evidence that certain things happened

00:38:36.340 and he was which was true it was a real study and they're like he wants you to drink bleach

00:38:40.220 yeah well they said joe was taking horse tranquilizers oh they just approved ivermectin 0.99

00:38:45.420 for covid which is kind of like you know fuck you guys we've already been taking it we know what you 0.97

00:38:51.600 did and we don't yeah we don't need your permission it is good the general people who kind of like 0.98

00:38:57.000 do as they say it's it is good that it's approved but i mask shame some people without knowing it

00:39:03.860 because i do have a mild form of tourette so uncomfortable i think you just blame your

00:39:08.100 condition well i try to control it because that's the that's the real thing is self-control

00:39:14.040 everybody can go around talking about they this and that and they did that and this but nobody can

00:39:19.760 control their own self that's real self-mastery is all that matters that's the real war

00:39:25.500 the real spiritual war right so so these people come in i was at the comedy store because i want

00:39:32.060 to talk to you about comedy and these two comics i remember from 150 years ago there are a couple now

00:39:38.220 i guess uh i guess they're different genders but anyway so they come in and they're both wearing a

00:39:44.340 friggin mask and this was just in november of last year when it was already over and i couldn't help 0.86

00:39:53.180 myself plus i've been drinking and i go what the eff are you doing you're wearing masks

00:39:59.340 and they got all tender in their feelings and they go yes we are wearing masks rosanne they almost

00:40:07.540 are crying and they go i don't feel comfortable here let's leave and they are comics that's incredible

00:40:15.780 comics who are intended to mock everything right like mock what you believe mock what you don't 1.00

00:40:23.520 believe just mock everything right and they couldn't take it start with yourself and your dumb ass mask 0.97

00:40:29.560 right i was just on a i think it's a reddit community someone showed me i got into it it's it's a zero 0.98

00:40:40.140 covid community where these people are still we're summer late summer of 2023 still extremely committed

00:40:51.100 to living in as social isolated as possible always masking up like people posting like hey i need to

00:40:59.740 get a roommate but a roommate who's still will mask because you know we're all in the middle of this

00:41:05.620 deadly pandemic oh my god it's incredible to see some people still so committed to living out of fear

00:41:14.480 and also at a deeper level man i feel sorry for him because living out of fear that's the worst

00:41:21.600 quality of life yeah we all know that'll kill you literally kill you because that was clear uh chemicals

00:41:27.720 you get elevated cortisol cortisol accelerates it's the number one killer actually is stress and anxiety

00:41:34.680 the number one killer of humans is that absolutely think about it heart everything can be attributed 0.99

00:41:40.180 to stress and anxiety heart disease fucking you name it they're trying to kill us let's just be real 0.99

00:41:44.900 and talking about taking bets on how we're gonna die too like this many i'll go of cancer 0.99

00:41:50.340 you know the bible thing who by fire who by flood yeah you know who by disease then they're taking

00:41:56.820 bets on it i believe do you know who dr david martin is i and and i believe this was him that said it

00:42:04.220 please forgive me if i'm quoting the wrong person but with uh uh uh people so many people allegedly

00:42:12.380 dying all of a sudden from who knows what global warming yeah yeah it's probably

00:42:17.920 you're 18 having a heart attack probably is global warming but on that trend uh he's saying in the next

00:42:26.600 what the heck was it like five or eight years we'll have somewhere between 50 and 100 million people

00:42:31.820 dying because global warming can take a while in the system i mean some people just drop dead pretty

00:42:39.700 quick but they say they're coming out with an inoculation for global warming which i'm really

00:42:44.360 looking forward to that the bad thing is you got to take it right in your eyeball

00:42:48.140 but i'm willing seriously no

00:42:51.160 but anyway dr david martin does she always tell jokes yeah it's like uh who said it was pathological

00:42:58.920 with you somebody said it was pathological michael malice yeah pet he said you're pathological for

00:43:03.860 telling jokes her humor is pathological it's not like she's not a comedian it's a good time it's

00:43:08.440 like there's something wrong it just can't she can't stop i can't turn it off he was probably right

00:43:12.900 i think a thousand percent was he right that's her coffin of comfort that is my comfort i like to

00:43:19.940 say it serious to see how people will when they get that their eyes kind of twinkle though they're

00:43:25.640 like she's she is crazy isn't it beautiful seeing that state of confusion in people yeah i don't know

00:43:32.820 if she's being serious if she is she's crazy i don't know if she's joking and they just don't know

00:43:38.240 it's a it's uh it's masterful to get people there i love it i used to do it on tv all the time for my

00:43:46.260 like when i i was uh on the panels after the talk shows do it all the time and uh i love to throw the 0.97

00:43:55.760 host awful you know they they were really easy to throw off those guys well their shit's over 0.92

00:44:02.520 you know they was out having their thing about the rider strike it was so funny to me and they 0.97

00:44:08.040 said pretty soon all the scripts are going to be written by artificial intelligence and you know

00:44:13.660 i'm pissed at them because they all turned me into the gestapo and uh i said that's great because 0.97

00:44:20.520 they'll be way funnier than you fuckers are it'll be great they'll actually know how to construct a 0.92

00:44:26.040 joke but anyways yeah instead of just changing the color of the character yeah but i wanted to talk to 0.97

00:44:33.780 you because you were saying you're going out on tour two times a month for two weekends i go hey how

00:44:39.560 many times do you how many shows you do on a weekend i thought it was gonna say four nine yeah no

00:44:45.780 yeah oftentimes you know a light weekend is usually five shows and then sometimes doing upwards of 10

00:44:53.460 shows just you know if they keep selling out the club will ask do you want to add another show

00:44:59.320 yeah do you want to add another show yeah like i i love doing it talk about pathological i know a

00:45:06.100 little bit yeah and you say you enjoy it you don't care if you do it 10 times do you had the the in

00:45:12.900 one weekend the most amount of shows i've done is 15 and that was you know in their 60 minute sets

00:45:20.680 that 15 shows that was the heck was it tacoma washington maybe a year and a half ago and it

00:45:29.680 was like everybody was still doing half capacities in clubs so it was really easy to sell the shows out

00:45:37.000 and the club's going to like they're bringing me in in the club and their staff they're hurting

00:45:43.560 because they've been through this whole yeah bs of close down your business so if people still wanted

00:45:51.640 to come out and see me and i want to do something to help support the club i just kept saying yes like

00:45:58.160 half capacity shows let's do as many as we can so we did 15 that weekend which was you know it was hard

00:46:07.060 but it also it makes it so now if i'm doing five shows in a weekend makes it feel like a really light

00:46:14.560 workload i remember the you know years ago the first weekend i did four shows like two on friday

00:46:21.620 two on saturday it about killed me i after the first show i was just like how how you're gonna do two

00:46:29.420 yeah uh but yeah it's just such a great joy to be able to be with people in person doing the dance

00:46:39.640 human connection yeah watching people laugh isn't it the greatest it is and knowing you brought them to

00:46:46.660 it yeah it out of everything i get to do being there live with an audience it's by far the most

00:46:56.120 satisfying you know i think so too you know you're you know way better than me you've been at it way

00:47:01.380 longer it's like a dance and if you have the microphone you're leading the dance it's just

00:47:08.600 man there's no higher joy i love it i'm gonna go tonight and do a kill tony yeah but that's my favorite

00:47:18.260 thing to see new comics and then try to find something good to say to them because everybody likes to

00:47:24.420 roast young ones but so i try to be the mom and say something good you do that's awesome

00:47:29.720 so you help build them up while tony and some of the other guys oh the other guys tony's the assassin

00:47:35.240 he's good at it too but uh yeah because you know i'm too rich and famous to be roasting anybody new 0.99

00:47:44.980 that would be really shitty if you just said they'd be like you suck 0.96

00:47:48.520 just i would do it if they were professional comics well yeah you should actually but no 0.98

00:47:54.240 these are well you've seen oh i do roast the comics up in the green room no you humanize

00:47:59.140 uh tony hinchcliffe which is not an easy thing to do he's a sweetheart he is but i'm talking tony

00:48:05.000 the performer he's one of the worst like most vile people i've ever seen he's a serial killer

00:48:11.380 he really is he is cold-blooded yeah he he dares and that's what's great talk about the risk

00:48:18.840 i mean he's there to push the envelope all the way over the cliff oh his george floyd joke have

00:48:24.480 you heard it don't even bring it up no no okay it's really good no you can't repeat i'll tell

00:48:29.740 you off the air oh you're right yeah i'll tell you off the air and when you're when you're doing

00:48:34.520 kill tony and you know for people that don't know it's new comics or sometimes people who have

00:48:40.180 never even done comedy yeah they get three minutes three minutes i think it's one minute

00:48:44.720 oh is it one minute i think i think it is one price it feels like three so that's johnny's fault

00:48:50.440 apparently hundreds of people sign up and you know just a handful get their names drawn to go on stage

00:48:56.960 for their one minute set that night in front of a panel of comedians when you see a new comedian

00:49:05.040 go up do you get nervous like i get so uncomfortable watching someone because they're doing

00:49:13.280 one of the more uncomfortable things yeah but they're daring to do it they are you know like

00:49:19.400 that thing that all credit goes to the man in the arena yes so i respect that they took a step into the

00:49:26.540 arena which is the death arena yeah you know because you're risking death going in with a lion yeah

00:49:34.460 and it's a big ass lion too yeah with many heads but they're doing it so i i respect all you know 0.80

00:49:41.440 that that the balls or whatever you want to call it the courage to do it you know so i love all comics 0.86

00:49:50.940 it it's a certain breed of human yeah it is who present day who are some of your favorite comics

00:49:58.280 oh my god i'm so bad on names i see all their faces flashing in front of my jp sears i think

00:50:04.600 oh yeah jp sears never heard of him but uh he got me your show my interview with you that got us the

00:50:13.120 most views of any show i've ever done so thank you oh i'm everyone loves you i heard of you through my

00:50:20.400 friend kathy o'brien she's like you're gonna this again because i was depressed after they tried to

00:50:26.220 assassinate me they did assassinate my character and my character but kathy would say you know you've

00:50:32.640 got to watch jp sears this guy is going to lift up your spirits and i was at her house you know

00:50:37.560 so she put you on and i roared i go oh my god i can't believe it i can't believe it i was so happy

00:50:46.000 because i thought they shut us all down but there you were like a beacon beacon of light and uh so i was

00:50:52.960 very thrilled to interview you now twice you've been a wonderful guest oh well thank you for that

00:51:00.100 and and thank you for strengthening my narcissism oh i was going to give you a clue for the narcissism

00:51:06.960 as the bible says uh the thing about the human is that it it's most overwhelming desire is to receive

00:51:16.580 the soul and there's two kinds of ways to receive there's i desire it's desire really desire to receive

00:51:26.980 that's what the human is about the soul and so there's two ways to do it there's desire to receive

00:51:35.540 for myself alone that's ego which in hebrew means satan wow i didn't know that and then the godly way

00:51:46.500 is the desire to receive for myself in order to share oh that's beautiful and it's triangulation of all

00:51:57.280 that we are down here to fight and so like you say to be of service and uh that is what comedy's

00:52:05.480 always been to me is to be of service to make people think just a little and do that breathing

00:52:11.480 out together yeah because it's real magic i mean i hate to use the word magic but it's uh

00:52:18.940 transcendent transcendent it is and you know before we were on air we were talking about

00:52:27.980 creativity and how creativity is an act of receiving where i believe we receive a message an idea from

00:52:38.320 god yeah we receive it and then we share yeah which is a beautiful way to share in a beautiful way of

00:52:45.920 being of service in a beautiful way of helping shine god's light as best we can yeah like when i'm doing

00:52:53.240 something that occupies my physical body that's when god will put the best jokes in my head like

00:52:58.760 especially when i'm digging weeds it won't i won't ever be sitting down at a table so much as

00:53:05.160 writing it but when i'm doing something in the earth growing something or helping somebody it

00:53:11.440 really comes in being and i always go thank you of course i take credit for it of course and he knows

00:53:18.840 i'm gonna so he you know he's all right with it what's your process jp when you come up with a video

00:53:23.820 idea or comedy do you write every day i do and and i have different processes for video writing versus

00:53:31.900 stand up they're like super different uh with video writing i've just got a block of time

00:53:38.220 usually uh 8 a.m to 11 a.m where that's my writing time and i've got a production schedule of

00:53:46.500 like a lot of videos being released so i've had to get in the routine and kind of train my mind

00:53:52.420 this is when we're doing creativity and and i think it's not so much hey i'm training my mind to be

00:54:00.160 creative i think it's more training my mind to allow the creativity to come through where yeah

00:54:06.520 it's a muscle for sure it is and and anyway so i'll with comedy videos i'm typically fairly topical

00:54:16.500 as of late where what's going on in the world what are the lies hypocrisy and corruption that i want to

00:54:22.240 mock in video so when i when i feel an emotion about something you know carl jung said feelings

00:54:31.360 are the language of the soul so when i feel an emotion about some given topic i know all right

00:54:38.360 that's a video idea and and i might be picking up chicken eggs or pulling weeds so i'll make a note

00:54:46.860 my phone just one line here's the idea and then in the mornings i'll write it out and then with stand

00:54:54.320 up my process is it sounds like more similar to yours where the ideas will come to me usually when

00:55:02.260 i'm distracted by doing some kind of mundane task and then i just open up the notes in my phone and

00:55:09.200 at the very least write down the basis of the idea and then i'll go back and just start playing around

00:55:17.180 with like how could this be funny or where do i want to go and then you know of course test driving

00:55:23.280 it on stage and it's like well that one was definitely shit uh onto the next or working it out

00:55:29.500 a little bit more so i'm curious for you when you're pulling weeds you get an idea what's your process

00:55:36.060 from there well i file it and then i it's all in my head you know i rarely put it on paper or write it

00:55:44.480 uh i file it in my head and then when i get about five on the same subject i'll start thinking about it

00:55:52.840 like it takes a long time and then it just forms itself like while i'm doing something else it'll go

00:56:03.460 bing bing bing like in vegas when you pull the lever and it's five cherries it'll just start

00:56:08.860 lining up bing bing bing bing oh i see i can start with that bit weave these one these jokes through

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00:58:18.560 ontario it's a file but it forms itself after a while i'm thinking about it and that's all in

00:58:27.860 your head like those five ideas on the one topic you're just remembering them and weaving them

00:58:32.980 together there's like yeah and they'll come at like backwards they come backwards because my first

00:58:37.680 thing was i wanted to make fun of women and the women of today the young women and them how they're

00:58:44.960 shitty mothers and they're just upset you know so all those ideas will come and then like the stuff 1.00

00:58:51.600 about satanic mind control of women that'll come in and so that comes out and then what they're doing 0.98

00:58:58.340 to women and what women are talking about and what they look like and then it'll just all form

00:59:05.240 into a whole bit where i'm like just go up there and talk about women and uh i tried and then i try

00:59:13.880 it on stage and uh see if they'll like it yeah you know like uh like i said last time i was on stage

00:59:24.740 how many witches are here tonight you know and they're all going for it they all think they're a witch 0.93

00:59:30.840 you know so then i just break it down from there but you've got a better memory than i do

00:59:38.260 yeah and i'm afraid because they say people with memories like mine i have total recall

00:59:43.640 that's who gets the alzheimer's really yeah we're more at risk than dang yeah so i'll probably end up

00:59:52.360 shitting in the plants well you i saw you yeah i thought that was just you were welcoming me into 0.90

00:59:59.200 your home you know what one thing people don't know about your process because i've been with you 0.99

01:00:03.440 the whole time is you're actually i consider you like an editor i think you like the sort of

01:00:10.020 obsessive compulsive thoughts and then you like to pare it down i think you enjoy the editing process

01:00:14.700 oh i do i'm a great editor i used to you are well i love editing oh my god i do i think that's what

01:00:20.700 you how you do comedy and are you talking film i'd like to edit oh okay gotcha both both yeah both 0.93

01:00:27.400 things yeah computer editing like i can take a script and when i was on roseanne and just edit the shit 0.87

01:00:33.960 out of it to get to the gold and then change this and make a joke out of it i can make a hollywood

01:00:40.220 script funny oh you can i didn't know that was nine years no it wasn't possible i think that's

01:00:46.600 why they fired me because i think they hate trump because he's funny because they hate humor because

01:00:51.420 they have no humor and so i think that's why they went after me because i came back and was number one 0.99

01:00:56.820 again uh 28 million viewers and that people thought it was funny and they're like that bitch is 1.00

01:01:02.980 funny yeah we got to get rid of her ass because she tells truthful things 1.00

01:01:10.060 that yeah something that's actually funny it's delivering truth yes in one form or another 0.99

01:01:16.760 just the truth principle in comedy number one thing and they was mad when i beat up that kid 0.98

01:01:22.780 they were mad when i said no i gotta beat her ass because they they didn't want me to beat the 1.00

01:01:28.220 granddaughter's ass but she was just so disrespectful to my face in the scene i go there's no way that i'm 1.00

01:01:36.540 just gonna verbally admonish her i'm gonna beat her ass and i did and they kept telling me that we 1.00

01:01:45.240 can't have that i go you're gonna have it and i'm gonna do it every time i'm the executive producer 0.98

01:01:51.880 of this show and so they go she's uncontrollable well and on that note uh question for you first a 0.88

01:01:59.640 little context i think of tucker carlson being fired by fox i was shocked he lasted as long as

01:02:06.680 he did i was too i kept on saying that yeah and now he's i would it seems like he was taken out of a

01:02:15.040 box where even just the view counts his him publishing his show on twitter sometimes three

01:02:20.560 million yeah and sometimes i think 120 million views on one show yeah and no restrictions no one to

01:02:27.320 answer to he's not just on fox it's yeah he rose to the occasion too yeah his content got even braver

01:02:35.460 yes so i see someone like that it appears as though oh this is bad he got fired i'd say no he was set

01:02:45.400 free now he's he's gonna be already is way bigger and i look at you in a similar light where

01:02:53.000 i think you were set free when they fired you and i'm curious yeah if that's true for you yeah i look

01:03:01.060 at it to where uh god took me out of egypt and uh slavery and i i i wandered in the desert for a while

01:03:10.020 and then i was led into the promised land which is true creative freedom and i own it yeah nobody in

01:03:17.960 a suit is gonna come and tell me nothing i mean they'll take me to the gulag and probably whatever

01:03:23.620 but and fire me and get me de-platformed off but uh i try to say i try to say good things

01:03:32.040 i always wanted to do that in my career was to uh uplift rather than demean i don't think demeaning

01:03:40.500 people's funny no it can get a i would call it like that's except lizzo low bro you can get a

01:03:49.300 laugh out of it but yeah you're bringing people down so i i love your mindset of using humor to

01:03:56.960 uplift people because people need it meanwhile every week is we're talking about like child 0.97

01:04:03.140 trafficking and like just horrible shit every week tune in to be uplifting yeah worse than going on 0.71

01:04:08.260 in the world uplifting podcast on the internet to see how you got to fight the devil yeah it's not 0.99

01:04:13.460 uplifting to go oh i want to show that cliff about i want to we got to talk about this more but i think

01:04:18.100 now's a good time to do this ad and then we'll get into it because we have to he said so many good

01:04:21.840 things at the beginning about kind of what you're talking about tucker about i didn't interrupt him

01:04:26.320 a lot no you've been great you just interrupted jake though yeah she interrupts me she didn't say

01:04:30.320 10 pounds when i had him so i don't have any he has nothing the comments on this show like 50 of

01:04:37.060 the comments are please let jake finish his sentence she's never gonna i love it it's an honor to be

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01:07:01.720 have to reach out no that was good though it's a great ad read but we have to talk about it for a second

01:07:06.700 not for the ad but because i really want would you like one you should try one from the white bag

01:07:11.640 yeah those might have tobacco in them though jp no it'll tell you if it says it's a nicotine

01:07:19.420 suspect but i gotta say so they sent us these and i i have a problem with smoking no it'll tell those

01:07:29.600 don't those are yeah those are b12 um i used these nicotine ones ma and i didn't smoke for three days

01:07:36.780 that's so great it really does work because it's like nicorette or nicotine gum but it doesn't stink

01:07:42.100 i don't think the ones i've been eating have any nicotine but they still help no the ones with nicotine

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01:07:52.880 you should actually try one i'm not even joking i haven't done the no do the tobacco but it might

01:07:58.260 it's strong but what i like about it smart sweet wood it says that's the important thing that why

01:08:03.980 i like zippix in this company yeah there you go is vaping is actually in my opinion and a lot of

01:08:09.640 doctors worse for you than smoking cigarettes i told my daughter that she goes i don't smoke i vape i go

01:08:14.960 vaping is way worse it is and then she got the big bulge eyes like alc and yeah and what's his name

01:08:22.000 she got the mk ultra eyes from the vaping what makes vaping worse well it's liquid vape it's it's

01:08:28.240 there's things called popcorn lung i don't know if you've heard of popcorn lung yeah um and then

01:08:32.840 there is that is true the bug ice thing is i mean allegedly but there is science to back it up it

01:08:37.960 actually breaks down the muscles around your eyes so you get like that graves barbara bush look

01:08:41.440 wow um my daughter got that but this is just so like this is just pure nicotine what you're eating

01:08:48.800 now and pure nicotine it's not great i'm not gonna say hey it's great for you but it's really not that 0.98

01:08:54.580 bad it's the shit in the cigarettes the shit in the vape pens that's what actually 400 chemicals 0.98

01:08:58.560 yeah this is just pure nicotine and it's i love watch it'll get you through so you don't have to 0.99

01:09:03.660 stop the podcast to smoke now i i've heard a neuroscientist talk about how just pure nicotine

01:09:09.140 it's actually good for the brain it creates neurogenesis yeah uh you know taking it away

01:09:15.340 from cigarettes just nicotine i think it there's something to it there definitely is and bottom line

01:09:21.060 even if it's not good for you nicotine's fucking awesome and i'm addicted so if this is a better 0.86

01:09:25.720 way for me and plus i can chew this around my two-year-old and not worry about secondhand smoke 0.91

01:09:30.160 or her getting addicted she starts chewing them she has her own this is for olivia this is her own

01:09:34.100 little no i'm just kidding but they uh zipix also sends these cool little things where you can keep

01:09:38.100 your toothpicks yeah it's burning my throat i can yeah it's too strong but anyway well let's see let's

01:09:43.300 get back no we still have shit to talk about oh okay i'm in here i i it's really important that i asked jp 0.87

01:09:49.440 like a couple questions go for it well you said a couple things that stood out to me early on when 0.96

01:09:55.940 you were talking about how satan disguises himself and you said of course he's not going to come out

01:10:00.120 and be like uh yeah i'm evil i'm going to do sorts of evil shit so it sounded to me that you were saying 0.59

01:10:05.440 one flag of something to be wary of is if it comes in in the cloak of being good for humanity which is 0.89

01:10:13.360 a difficult argument to make but wouldn't you say that if satan were going to be in the political

01:10:20.060 sphere of america that he probably would side more with the democrat party with the communists

01:10:27.580 right can we talk about that a little bit i think don't you yeah i do think communism is an expression

01:10:34.940 of pure evil you'll look at what they've done they kill hundreds of millions of people let's get into

01:10:40.420 it and and they deprive people from freedom their free will so owning anything say that again owning

01:10:50.560 anything owning anything and you'll be happy communism it it tries to get you to make the

01:10:58.040 government into your god now god probably wants you to just have god as your god right everybody wins

01:11:04.920 when that's the case so i read i'm gonna slightly butcher the statistics but it's going to be

01:11:12.160 somewhat accurate since 1960s the amount of democrats who believe in god uh the percentages dropped

01:11:20.840 dramatically it was from like about 90 percent now it's 68 percent wow whereas you look at the

01:11:27.880 republicans and the statistics are again slight grain of salt here like 98 percent of republicans in the

01:11:35.840 1960s believed in god and now it's like 94 92 percent so slight drop there but the democrats it's been a

01:11:43.520 dramatic drop right and i do think evil satan he'll go wherever he wants to go and yes there's so much

01:11:52.860 corruption on you know in the uh republican side of politics for sure of course and in the future i'm

01:12:00.220 sure we'll see a ramp up where the major corruptions back with the republicans the good old days the good 0.97

01:12:06.280 old days but as of now it does seem as though satan's got his slimy little paw up the asses of democrats 0.97

01:12:16.680 using them as puppets more so than republicans yeah he switches it up to keep it like keep us off our 0.97

01:12:24.000 toes absolutely yeah the pendulum swings and and yeah so you also look at a lot of democrats in office

01:12:33.060 they're not democrats they're communists yeah and there's no question about it communism is an expression

01:12:40.980 of satan there's there's a reason why communism 101 one of the first things they do is try to

01:12:47.220 disconnect the population from god right ban religion outlaw them ban the bible you can't have another god 0.91

01:12:55.240 if you if we want you to have the government as your god the china ccp that's what they do 1.00

01:13:01.980 absolutely yeah and then i think the other thing is why they're so excited to get people to not believe

01:13:07.980 in god is if you believe in god then you certainly have a belief of some kind of afterlife and if you

01:13:15.920 have a belief in the afterlife like oh i'll be with god forever it's amazing you're not going to fear

01:13:21.860 death as much as an atheist view where this is it once the lights go out they're out forever there's

01:13:29.320 nothing you'll be much more controllable with the fear of death over you and every all the fear

01:13:36.320 mongering it's leveraging the fear of death if you extrapolate it like hey covid's gonna get you

01:13:42.680 obviously climate change well you're concerned about the climate no you're really concerned about

01:13:47.920 we're all going to die we're all going to boil to death if you know we don't change the climate so

01:13:54.780 they leverage the fear of death over people and it works way better you're able to control more people

01:14:02.920 when they don't have a firm belief in god so i do think the the devil is working more through the

01:14:12.540 democratic side also you're not thinking big picture you're not thinking like oh there's a plan

01:14:16.800 here it's just yeah i gotta do whatever they tell me i gotta get through tomorrow yeah god if you have

01:14:21.400 god you don't you think longer term you think also you don't think god made a mistake and put you in

01:14:27.120 the wrong body that's huge that's a huge one right now isn't it yeah that's anger at god i never thought

01:14:34.280 about that and i think if you can separates kids from god oh my god you're on to something yeah and i

01:14:41.160 think if you can now get people to largely believe yeah sometimes god makes mistakes uh you know put me

01:14:49.020 in a man's body but i'm actually a woman i actually know more than god god made a mistake this isn't me

01:14:55.360 making a mistake thank god for klaus schwab and monsanto they'll correct god's mistakes for me

01:15:01.900 they're kind of playing it that way aren't they so if you get people to believe you can be born in

01:15:09.020 the wrong body even if you're not discussing god in the conversation subliminally you're getting the

01:15:15.940 message across there isn't really a god because if there was a god he's not going to mistakenly put

01:15:21.820 people in the wrong body right so i do like it's just like that that must be why they've glommed

01:15:27.280 on to the trans movement so much from i mean allegedly that's a good theory at least yeah i i i do think

01:15:35.700 it's a part of it i do think it's a psyop it's very much a psyop you know on twitter it's a big psyop

01:15:42.020 and they've they've targeted me for years over and over i just finally quit listening but um uh

01:15:50.300 you know it gets people talking about something that you don't have to know one thing in the world

01:15:55.980 no background no education you don't have to know anything to parrot the lines they give you

01:16:02.480 and then you'll take your eyes off china building uh missile launchers in cuba right now you'll never

01:16:10.480 know about that you won't be interested in that yeah or the next uh pandemic or counting the votes

01:16:20.340 fairly you won't care none of that because you'll say you're a cis yeah you'll know all that but you

01:16:26.800 you won't have a day's worth of education to get there because it's false science it has no peer

01:16:33.160 review nor control group it's fake months i call it mon satan science yeah they're all like bought off

01:16:42.540 and it's really horrible that they would have um weaponized science speaking of which do you know

01:16:52.600 who neil degrasse tyson is yeah have you been listening to any of the bs he's been saying lately

01:16:58.900 yeah he's 100 bs he man that guy he's sold out here he is they got to him like a man of science 0.99

01:17:08.100 yeah he used to be i think he's still smart he's just willing to look stupid because he's saying 0.99

01:17:15.400 stupid things to do the bidding of his masters which is smart because that's what's going to keep 0.99

01:17:20.600 him funded and working i mean yeah we're getting deplatformed and ruined and he's out there probably 1.00

01:17:25.780 making an extra three million dollars a year probably but he has to go to sleep with himself

01:17:31.080 every night i don't think it bothers any of them i don't think so either because they're like cha

01:17:35.420 ching well if it's satan get me a new car they don't care they don't they don't care about the

01:17:43.480 lives they ended or screwed up or worse they think that they're this is what i was trying to get at

01:17:48.640 they think that they're protecting a victimized class they're stepping up for people that are being

01:17:53.160 abused so that is a good intention but the road to hell is paved in good intentions and for a

01:17:59.140 scientist to be pushing this court of agenda because he thinks oh i'm helping trans kids that

01:18:03.020 are struggling in school i know that's what yeah i'm helping trans uh trans boys never have an arm 0.84

01:18:09.480 but you know back in nazi germany they were helping with the trains on time yeah people people turning

01:18:18.420 their neighbors in thought they were doing the right thing they thought they were helping well

01:18:24.440 that's what i'm tying up my uncle sherman just departed this earth his famous thing he used to

01:18:30.240 say to us kids when we said i thought that or i thought well i thought i was doing the he goes uh

01:18:37.020 you know what thought did that's what he always tell us kids you thought you had to fart but you shoot

01:18:43.060 wisdom right there but you know even though there's all this weaponized morality trying to get people 1.00

01:18:52.500 to do the right thing that's actually a destructive thing or you get a useful idiot like neil degrasse 0.97

01:18:57.960 tyson i think a good way to inoculate inoculate ourselves from not propagating evil that's disguised 0.98

01:19:06.660 as angelic activity is one do our own critical thinking yeah to be very in touch with our heart

01:19:16.020 our conscious our uh yeah conscience our soul because like you they can't censor that you can

01:19:23.920 be distracted from it but if you're in touch with your heart your conscience at the very least you'll be

01:19:31.640 like something feels off here you don't know how to you don't need to explain it more than that you

01:19:37.380 just know something feels off here and then once you do that you have the awareness of it if you've 0.98

01:19:43.900 got a little bit of courage then you can act on that instead of acting on the useful idiot track 0.91

01:19:50.780 right i always thought it was about nobody can stop you from getting better 0.91

01:19:55.560 and um if you get the desire or the fear that you can't get better or more learned or more um

01:20:05.040 intelligent then that tells you something because you should always be trying to grow

01:20:12.780 yeah we're humans i don't care who you are what your circumstances are we're more powerful than we

01:20:20.620 think we are yeah we are we definitely are and they the claw shrubs of the world i don't think

01:20:27.800 they want us in touch with that power no because it's much easier to have power over people when

01:20:33.900 people forget how dang powerful they actually are and how they're connected to a higher power which is

01:20:41.740 beyond imagination yeah they don't know what that is they don't they don't have the foggiest idea

01:20:48.060 about the human spirit they don't know what it is yeah what do you think klaus schwab is doing

01:20:52.620 right now like on a i like that trump said it's central casting because it is i mean he looks like

01:20:59.280 they got central casting to get a guy that talks like that and does what he does even his outfits

01:21:05.440 have you seen his outfits his his boyfriend that yiv doll dude oh uh dr noah haral harary

01:21:13.780 yeah it's like an austin powers it is it's central casting yeah we will be ze gods you will eat

01:21:23.400 good kids i mean it is austin powers it's like pull that back guys uh you're kind of being a little too

01:21:30.320 obvious just get a boring dude in a suit they're like no we're going all in yeah we got schwab for the

01:21:37.080 or the drama remember that guy that was the uh oh i can't remember the one that was in the

01:21:43.960 pro shot guy and then they had those videos of him at that party in the bikini pants

01:21:50.780 the big u.n guy the cdc head i never saw that guy from india i have to look that up he's all over tv

01:21:59.600 telling us about that we got to do this and that for our health and then they caught a video of him

01:22:06.320 at a big gay party and he's in the bikini pants that's why i love anons because they'll always find 0.99

01:22:14.900 the hidden bikini pants party videos and it's just so mockingly great because it really is the time 0.99

01:22:23.960 where we got to go hey the emperor has no damn clothes he's walking around here naked 0.98

01:22:29.960 slinging his schlong in everybody's face go back home sir and put on your pants and stay there 0.99

01:22:37.440 right yes and speaking of no pants did you see the picture of klaus schwab on the beach wearing

01:22:44.920 it's like a thong and no it's like a bdsm outfit super cool really for sure or was it

01:22:51.760 they they don't have the technology to photoshop pictures nowadays so i am confident it's real

01:23:00.860 because i want it to be real yeah it's all you need you just have to leave yeah it's faith just

01:23:07.460 like the pictures of michelle obama's junk well those weren't pictures that was actually video

01:23:12.460 that's a little harder to do when she was dancing on ellen did you see that i didn't see the ellen 0.81

01:23:16.380 dancing one let me see if i can find it now we don't want to die did you yeah

01:23:21.520 i've seen her what i'm going into my country speak from utah but i saw where she came out of 0.99

01:23:29.180 dropping her girls off at columbia or wherever it is some mk ultra college they go to funded by

01:23:35.880 jeffrey epstein and weinstein and all the steens and uh she came out there and you know she had to 0.97

01:23:42.700 itch her balls did you see that one i have white sweatpants on she had to pull sweatpants off her 1.00

01:23:49.460 balls but i think she's a woman because i don't think any man could be that big of a bitch 1.00

01:23:54.880 i don't think she's that is you convinced me but the plot does thicken now on michelle obama being 0.99

01:24:01.980 being a man because he said he makes love to men every day in his imagination which makes sense that

01:24:09.060 he would actually want to be with a man every day so well i think i think it's scientific proof

01:24:16.340 well when i seen those pictures of him i'm going to the utah hillbillard part of me i saw those

01:24:22.640 pictures of him with richard branson on that boat interesting see and they was fake choking each other

01:24:28.420 that's pure bdsm and allegedly allegedly and i go those two boys are in love and then he was with

01:24:36.660 george clooney on a boat with a little asian girl did you see that one no yeah that's something 1.00

01:24:43.040 you should look at that up but i go oh all three of them are involved in a three-way him

01:24:48.360 richard branson and george clooney allegedly but that's how it looks to me because that is how

01:24:54.720 hollywood works all the guys are gay every one of them there's none that are straight except for 0.99

01:25:00.040 john travolta and tom cruise but but you know they're all gay and all the women are lesbians 1.00

01:25:09.600 and they're all witches too they're all in a i think they're above sex because it's satan is what 0.99

01:25:14.640 they're attracted to i don't think it's sexual and why do you allegedly why do you think they're all 0.96

01:25:18.980 gay does hollywood turn them gay or is that part of like power or it's part of acting it's the

01:25:25.620 definition of acting i'm gonna act like i'm not gay that is why they develop the skill though i 0.87

01:25:32.220 because in the closet their whole life they develop the talent they come from small towns where they

01:25:36.540 don't like the gays also they also do jump you into the gang of hollywood let's be real travolta's on 0.99

01:25:43.980 tape with his masseuse trying to get the masseuse to give him a handjob and he's like do you want to 0.97

01:25:48.000 be an actor this is what i had this is a true story by the way i don't know i saw it no this is this

01:25:52.320 is true allegedly allegedly well the guy claimed it but he said this is what i had to do this is

01:25:57.960 what i had to do to get in hollywood and i mean of course they do apparently he did it well because

01:26:02.180 he's very yeah you don't get in hollywood without that you know i didn't have to nobody ever want to

01:26:10.160 have sex with me so i it was lucky for me you were the exemption god prepared a way for me 0.98

01:26:16.800 by making me have no ass waste or any any sort of female shape so i was immune but everybody i 1.00

01:26:28.040 else i knew they was willingly doing it not getting blackmailed into it they was all a bunch of whores 1.00

01:26:34.740 men and women they couldn't wait like they couldn't wait to be in a movie with somebody because they knew 1.00

01:26:40.420 they was going to have sex with them and their spouse knew they was too because that's part of doing 0.99

01:26:44.980 a movie and their spouse because i was real nosy and always asking questions that's why nobody likes 0.81

01:26:50.760 me but uh i'd say how can you do it well it's just part of you know what he does when he's on a film

01:26:57.360 well is he ever home well no he's always doing a film well how are you okay with that well i have

01:27:04.520 my pool boy and this man that's what it is they're all swingers interesting allegedly allegedly

01:27:13.120 that's my that's my empirical on that note i am looking forward to mel gibson's documentary where

01:27:21.660 he's allegedly going to be exposing the hollywood sex trafficking ring that man assuming he delivers

01:27:31.140 on what he says he's going to deliver that man's putting his life on the line yeah and he's doing it

01:27:36.440 through ukraine he's telling the ukrainian part of it too trafficking through the ukraine okay yeah

01:27:42.960 he's a great man he's gonna commit suicide to no he ain't no no he's he's a real deep believer

01:27:52.320 i think he's got god's hand on him got some protection a lot of people pray for him too 0.97

01:27:58.460 well i i would think he'd be protected and certainly doing god's work with

01:28:04.500 what he's going to be doing and uh had some level of a hand and sound of freedom he edited the last uh

01:28:12.500 the last the film they showed he edited it did he wow yeah because it was a lot different than the

01:28:18.700 original they took a lot of fat out he's a good editor and disney sat up they bought the film sat

01:28:25.860 on it for five years to keep it from seeing the light of day well they all do that you know that's

01:28:32.880 all you need to know yeah that is that's all you need to know about certain companies yeah wow

01:28:38.860 yeah they they bought it to kill it isn't that crazy it and somehow not surprising but to me the

01:28:47.200 only thing that surprises me about things like that is how obvious they are yeah what they put it right

01:28:53.220 in your face that's their whole thing they got to put it in your face and then when you don't say

01:28:57.560 nothing they go well you knew yeah can we talk about that before we wrap up because that's actually

01:29:02.640 a satanic tenant that we need to expose on this show that's that's their version of consent yes do 0.94

01:29:09.700 you know this oh you already know i've heard but say more no it's like they put it they make it so

01:29:13.780 overt and then if you don't uh have a problem with it or say something to them that's consent they can

01:29:18.580 keep going forward that's i guess the say well they they we put it right in their face and they said

01:29:23.980 nothing so you know they don't care yeah and apparently that same kind of satanic consent

01:29:32.540 ritual was used with uh everybody's favorite pharmaceutical product um

01:29:39.000 i think you can say that on youtube right no i'll edit that out the whatever we know what you're

01:29:47.480 talking about yeah yeah no it's it's insane well that we were all like we're just we're just pray

01:29:55.000 we'll do we've proven that we'll do anything there's nothing we won't do are you guys ready

01:30:02.560 for this next covid lockdown you know what you're gonna do i'm excited for it me too i heard they

01:30:07.260 want us to what this time they want us to wear a mask over our eyes that's

01:30:12.260 what percentage of people do you think will you know with the next one uh weirdly just in time for

01:30:22.060 the election i guess we need to do mail-in ballots guys sorry which we didn't have you gotta have those

01:30:26.860 again you know it yeah what percentage of people compared to last time do you think will actually

01:30:33.640 go along with the whole lockdown ritual the exact same percentage i was gonna say the same thing you

01:30:40.820 think so yeah really because they'll say this one's gonna be worse and what if they actually

01:30:46.580 do make it worse they probably are they're working on it because the last one was i had covid four

01:30:53.560 times it was nothing it was a walk in the park yeah i never would have got it if i didn't quit

01:30:59.040 smoking my kid says you better quit smoking because you know it's a lung disease covid so i quit smoking

01:31:06.220 immediately got covid then i read cigarette smoking helps you from getting covid oh you're just looking

01:31:13.520 out for your health so then i started smoking again and i never did get covid but i had it four times when 0.99

01:31:19.040 i wasn't smoking yeah these dirty bastards it's all just a plot to keep me on on the cigarettes 0.99

01:31:26.880 but you know it is all a trap which we're rats in a maze and they're just studying how we get out of 0.99

01:31:35.200 the maze or attempt to but there's really no doors that open yeah well i'll say this as a fan of both

01:31:42.880 yours uh and then we can wrap up is that what you both do is really the way that we can fight back

01:31:49.440 because you're like what if they make covid worse or what we all kind of feel powerless the layman's like

01:31:54.180 myself the non-celebs like you too is that seeing you guys talk about it and mock it and like we

01:31:59.680 always talk about mocking is really the best weapon against this evil just keep doing what you guys are

01:32:06.580 doing whatever you do covid or no covid keep supporting live comedy because you know you might

01:32:13.100 if you're gonna die you might as well die laughing absolutely and you can't be in a state of fear and

01:32:18.580 laughing at the same time it's good and i i think laughter is sort of like god's tickle coming

01:32:25.740 through and touching our lives it opens you up to truth it does it does i had something else i wanted

01:32:32.620 to say before we oh did you you mentioned oh i wanted you to show the alex jones it's so genius

01:32:38.060 give me one second let's see it he's mocking mocking mocking on the nth degree it was godly

01:32:45.860 i wanted you to see it and you said you've been on this show a couple times now yeah i always go on

01:32:51.160 there and pray for people to wake up and even for the bad people to get a spark of god and open up

01:32:57.040 come back to the human beings i think that that praying for the bad people it's not only beautiful

01:33:03.620 i think it's necessary yeah like an overlooked thing like if we all prayed for bill gates and yeah

01:33:10.500 biden to like get in touch with their soul if they have one if there's anything left that can

01:33:16.260 be salvaged or turned on the humans will welcome them back after they make restitution if that's

01:33:22.660 possible or they're taken from this world at least they'll go with a clear conscience yes right yeah

01:33:29.200 all right here it is you guys ready watch this i'm gonna have to watch it twice because i don't

01:33:35.380 know where it's coming liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal happy fun

01:33:42.820 la la la human smuggling fentanyl desk forced government euthanasia chopping up children's 0.68

01:33:48.960 genitals la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

01:33:54.820 liberal liberal liberal that should be the dnc uh campaign uh isn't that great yeah they're

01:34:05.780 probably like dude that is pretty good we would like to license that that's exactly our message

01:34:09.880 that's really good guys isn't that great oh alex jones he's a treasure he is a treasure he's the

01:34:16.080 reason anyone's woke up yeah he did it all alone dude he and he was decades before his time like

01:34:23.800 so much of what he's like he was calling out epstein back in the early 2000s yeah and bohemian

01:34:30.720 grove he broke that story no he's legit yeah i don't know how he possibly knows the things that

01:34:38.520 he knows because he talks to people his dad was connected was he was he connected in like the

01:34:45.140 government yeah he worked in there yeah he worked in the navy or something i can't remember but he he

01:34:50.840 worked for the government the good guys when they some of them are good you know i'm sure some are

01:34:57.160 yeah and i heard that a lot of the good guys are arresting the bad guys right next to them

01:35:02.160 which is cool because that's god see that's why i'm hopeful i'm i'm glad you're hopeful i'm hopeful

01:35:10.960 too i see just a critical mass of people waking up and the more the tyrants do the more they're just

01:35:21.240 raising their hand you see what they're doing i think they're strengthening the things they try to

01:35:27.920 smear like rfk jr the more they smear him the the more credible he is the more people are waking up to

01:35:35.280 him same thing with trump they smear the sound of freedom it just gets massive so they smeared me

01:35:43.600 and uh you know but i'm too bitter to quit yeah too bitter to quit i call it the obi-wan effect

01:35:52.440 you remember in star wars if you strike me down uh when darth vader strikes down obi-wan and he says

01:35:57.000 if you kill me i'll become more powerful than you could ever imagine that's what they keep doing they

01:36:01.240 just keep making you guys bigger and stronger and more people listen to it's actually the nicest 0.95

01:36:05.660 thing they could do for for all of you is the cancel culture it's the best gift well that brings me to

01:36:12.740 some more stuff about satan that's in the bible and then we'll end on that microphone a little bit

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01:38:31.520 they thought they owned them they it's weird how a bunch of old white guys doing the devil's bidding 0.99

01:38:38.600 absolutely did think they owned the black community the black youth it's in biden literally said it out 0.99

01:38:46.880 yeah he did well you ain't black but yeah when he was on with charlemagne the god you ain't black 0.99

01:38:52.640 oh i loved when larry elder went on charlemagne and dressed him down for not saying nothing about

01:38:58.060 it i haven't watched that clip it's on my list it's good yeah he he does it with a fierce pride in

01:39:05.980 and dignity it's just great because he breaks that media mind control he's i'd love to have him on

01:39:12.860 he's he's down i've talked to him he's always been nice to me too he's great and we will have

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01:42:05.740 you want to wrap up mom uh thank you so much you are a wonderful person and a blessing for me to sit

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01:42:25.620 absolutely and thank you for having me on again sister it's a pleasure to be here with you

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - September 07, 2023

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