JP Sears | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #013
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1 hour and 43 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of The Roseanne Bar Podcast, I sit down with my good friend, J.P. Sarsarsar, to discuss a variety of topics, including: 1. How to deal with a man in a cult 2. The perils of using profanities in public 3. The problem with cults 4. Why cults suck 5. How cults are bad 6. Why they suck 7. What are the benefits of cults? 8. Why are cults bad? 9. How do cults work? 10. What s wrong with them? 11. How can cults be good? 12. Why do they suck? 13. What do they teach us about God? 14. What does it mean to be a cult leader? 15. Who are cult leaders? 16. What is cult leader Osho? 17. Who is cult guru? 18. Is cult leader cult leader a cult? 19. What's the difference between cult leader and cult leader ? 21. Who s cult leader really? 22. How many cult leaders have cults and cults in Canada? 23. What kind of cult leader does cults really suck 24. How much money does cult leader worship? 25. How is cult worship really mean? 26. How does cult guru worship really matter to you? 27. Who's cult leader is cult cult leader JPP Sarsar? 28. What cult leader do you need to be? 29. What type of cult do you really need to know about cult leader 32. , Is cult guru, cult leader, cult guru How do you know who s cults good or not? Do you need a cult ? ? 35. How much do you want to know who you can keep it in your pants? or do you like cults or don t you have a cult, & so much more? Don t miss it? & much more! Welcome to the roseanne bar Podcast, featuring JPP and the Roseanne Podcast, JPP... JPP & the penthouse of Thought, JP and the Penthouse Of Thought? JP & the Peep Show, JK & the rest of the Roster of Thought and much more, Jeeves
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bar podcast it's going to be an exciting exciting convo with an exciting genius but uh how do you like
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my hair it went out of control and i sprayed it with water because it was like total wire bad i think
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it looks good bad jew hair day my hair sometimes becomes like wire and i can't do nothing with it but
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anyways i think i i made up for it anyway the testosterone is not helping with the hair
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well it's supposed to yeah it is making my nails a little stronger and as jake always points out i am
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more pragmatic and calmer that is true i think that today is going to be a exercise in self-discipline
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for me because i'm going to attempt not to swear not to use profanities the same thing but oh yeah
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they are that's not to put one finger yeah and uh not to interrupt my guests because you know i'm just
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such a fan and uh all right i'm gonna hold you to it and uh so without further adieu i'd like to
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introduce uh a very funny person and a great patriot great thinker he's up here in the penthouse
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of thought which we always talk about jp sears yay roseanne thank you for having me and with your
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goals for today's show anything i can do to help fucking support you not swearing let me know i'm here
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i have your back thank you brother and i don't think you can do it she's not i did it yesterday
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for i did it yesterday i only said one f word that was good for two hours okay you know i was
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praying on it before i did it that's the thing is i always pray but you know what i say the wrong
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prayers that's my fault not god's because i'll be saying help me to you know channel us you know
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the right message but i didn't say help me to channel the right message in the right way
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see it's two different things you know what i mean sure i i get that and you know i'm i'm just uh
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speaking out of my butt here i wouldn't be surprised if sometimes the right message in the right way
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purposely has swear words because at times it can break through psychological barriers like a little
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membrane is put up in people's minds and a you know the right tastefully done f-bomb or shit can
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help punch through that gets people's attention not trying to talk you out of your goal i think you're
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fucking right on that whoops no but i do because it is it is it does punch through i love the f word
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it is the greatest lyrical word in the world do you have you ever seen that old clip of the kind of
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guru cult leader osho oh i love osho and he did you see the clip he did about all the uses of the word
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fuck it's brilliant wasn't he brilliant i don't know oh did you see the netflix documentary
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yeah they definitely didn't have a pro osho slant on that i'm sure there's a lot of good things
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yet it was also kind of like dude his teachings are good and also sort of looks creepy so once they
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get into having to have sex with everybody they always violate their own message but they cannot
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keep it in their pants these men something's wrong with them yeah that yoga guy uh bikram i mean he was
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you know actually assaulting women oh i didn't know that yeah was that john of god oprah's john
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of god he did it too well that's another one i just heard about him apparently john of god was
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doing legit healing like kind of miracles and then you find out oh and he's having sex with everyone
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you can't keep it in his pants yeah all of them are like that i don't know it goes to their brain
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i i would think so the bible says that men's downfall is bad food and bad women i think it's
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true it and i would guess those guys after many years of seeing people see them with immense power
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they make them their source of divine inspiration i would guess a lot of them actually believe their
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own rationalizations like oh god wants me to have sex with all these women they're you know it's a
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way i transmute power that's what what's his name said the uh polygamy guy that's in jail uh warren
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jeffs he told them this is the way that god transmits his love through me to you to the eight-year-old
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girls he was having sex with in the holy bed there but you can see how they get that way because
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what nobody ever says and like i'm starting to go off on it and people are getting mad at me
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of course because i can't stay out of trouble you know what i mean yeah yeah that's one of the things
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people like about you and i think i don't think you get into trouble just for the sake of getting
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into trouble i think you're always aiming pursuing truth you're you obviously you don't acquiesce to
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politically correct bs or being obedient to the narrative so if that's what gets you in trouble
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good because you know what they made all these women into jezebels and that's why these men fall
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because they get all that jezebel and her sexuality because uh you know and then they don't tell women
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what they're doing is wrong yeah they're like hey a man finds you attractive and uh that's all that
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counts for you you brainless whore you know what i mean it's the wrong message it is in speaking of
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documentaries on this stuff did you watch the waco documentary from a couple years ago i did that is
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also creepy like especially when i mean can you imagine being the husband in a relationship and
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this david koresh guy says god told me he wants me to have sex with your wife by the way he told me
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he doesn't want you to have sex with your wife and then those men actually allow it it's like they
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they get they deserve what's coming to them not to mind control cucking for jesus is what that is
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it's crazy do you think that well you know that's what they used to do back in pharaoh's time the
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biblical times it was and also then um you know pharaoh when he had illegitimate children with his
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harems and such well only the first son would inherit none of the other sons did forget the daughters
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they never got a dime because they were just women you know cows that talk but only the firstborn son
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inherited so he had all these other sons that weren't getting nothing and they was getting mad so
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they rebelled so then they were made like princes and uh knights and such like that so they could get
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a piece of the inheritance too and that's how they went and founded all these other countries
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specifically switzerland in 1291 where they laundered all their war grift but anyways the the pharaoh had
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and all of them had what's called the right of the first night whenever a bride whenever a woman's they
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got to sleep with her the night before the wedding the lord of the banner in feudalism and so they said
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that's how they sowed their wild seed because a lot of those kids would be there so they would be
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loyal to the crown dang and i think and i think the movie braveheart starts off that way where the
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king has the first right on the wedding night just that's what animals do you know they'll go and kick a
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pregnant uh if they're invading they'll kick the baby out of the pregnant and then try to impregnate
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them with their baby wow it's warfare it's like uh low level low level chakra uh instinct warfare of
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the male yeah it's man i i wish i can't i want to be a cult leader i can get in on that yeah but
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then you'd but then you know they always seem to go uh getting younger and younger and who they want
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to have the sex yeah that's a problem yeah and our modern day kings not that they're actual kings
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yeah yeah i mean you look epstein's whole thing obviously they sex traffic people kids to no one
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because nobody's can been convicted not one name named but that's what they were doing you have
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these tyrannical kings who think they have a right to be as promiscuous as possible and they get
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younger and younger and younger it's yeah and then he trains them to be he trains them to be the perfect
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uh sex slave with mk ultra sex kit and programming and then you know what they do uh and satanism you
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know because it was a satanic cult too and then you know what that qualifies them for the beautiful ones
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being the wife of a ceo um right they know how to do all that courtly shit that whoops that courtly
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stuff that uh women of that ilk and class do you know entertain where they suck the baby's blood and
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all that other stuff they do allegedly allegedly but yeah it is a world run by satan i think i i i agree
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300 i think you know there's a million nuanced issues of corruption happening in our world
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but the macro what's really going on in my opinion is it's spiritual warfare it's it's satan versus god
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it's people who are doing the bidding of the devil and i think a lot of them don't know they're doing
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no they have no idea best way to control someone is to make sure they don't know that you're controlling
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them so i think that's what the devil does and here's what i heard i love this quote safest place
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for the devil to hide in the church i bet yeah the the devil masquerades as an angel in disguise
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yeah i think one of the things that keeps people from waking up to what's going on which by the
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way i think more and more people are waking up it's beautiful but you know they and i used to do
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this people are expecting hey if there was evil in the world they would come out and say hey i'm a evil
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tyrant i'm here to uh do some horrible stuff no like you look at what the nazis did yeah they tried
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to disguise themselves as doing good so that whole notion best place for the devil to hide is in the church
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it's incredibly true yeah and it's like yeah would the devil be willing to deceive people
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that's the least of what he's capable of those guys are all having sex with their parishioners too
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yeah and doing worse all the rabbis all them are they yeah all of those holy men so same thing in
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the church happening elsewhere all them holy men ain't nothing but devil worshipers yeah don't you
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think that's why they get into it allegedly don't you think that's why they get it's the old saying
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does the power corrupt or are they corrupt to begin with and they're attracted to the power corrupt to
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begin with and attracted to power that's what i think too one thing you were saying and we'll bring
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it up later but when we were talking about rfk you were like he seems like he doesn't really want
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to be president of service and i was thinking the same thing like i don't trust people that want to
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be president that want that power it's just like those cult leaders yeah i think it's you know the
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people who want the power that the hillary clinton's shout out to the picture of you and
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hillary that was a fun party that night i left early because i didn't want to see what happens after
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everyone's drunk yeah geez but seeing those the hillary clinton-esque people who want to be in power
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it's like lord of the rings where you've got gollum and all these creepy people they can't handle the
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power of the ring it just corrupts them they care about nothing else other than the power in this
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ring and the ring metaphorically in today's world it's control it's fame it's being known
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money to an extent it's control of other people i think that's the primary thing some people say oh
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you know the whole pandemic and everything else they do it's just a money grab i don't think so i
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think money is somewhere on their agenda but money just gives you more ability to control and i do think
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control is ultimately what they're after i think the god's way is freedom that's why he gives us free
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will so we have free will we're not controlled nor are we controlling anyone and i my definition of
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evil is anyone who tries to control anyone else in a way that's not in their best interest
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while god frees i think evil the devil it constricts it controls and we're seeing what i would call the
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alleged work of the devil just control all over the place mind or at least attempted to control
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mind control control control your mind you control your soul yeah especially if you get the mind to
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constipate its psychological structure so like the the light of the soul it can't penetrate into
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someone's conscious awareness right absolutely and they turned everything upside down so that in
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upside down world clown world it actually makes sense on backward day which is every day
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that's what it looks like to me it's so absurd it's hard to uh like i said our job is to mock mock mock
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mock mock but it's hard to mock the absurd it is one of the comedic principles but i need to tell you
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comedic principle of exaggeration but when you look at the world where these tyrants then the narrative
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and everybody doing the bidding what they're doing it's already so exaggerated so absurd that it's hard
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to make it more absurd while having it look realistic because what's going on in reality it doesn't even
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look realistic men can get pregnant look at that man winning in the swim meet look at that man who just
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won the power lifting championship in the women's division it's so absurd already but wasn't how far
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ahead of his time was andy kaufman with that wrestling woman thing he was so he was prescient he was
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yeah there's been a lot of stuff and um i'm forgetting the example i was just going to think of let's just
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pretend it was going to be smart but then also like a little example the arnold schwarzenegger movie
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jr where it's like hey here came out in 94 here's this absurd idea a man is pregnant and it's so
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absurd oh yeah they just made a movie out of it like not a good script not really a amazing art form
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but just the absurd idea and now we have pregnant men on the covers of magazines you get canceled if
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you claim that men can't get pregnant just i'll tell you what that birth has gotta hurt coming out
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through the penis like that i mean i know your vagina gets stretched out i've had five children
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but i don't know about that penis i mean i don't know how they'll they're gonna have to get some
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kind of plug after to keep their yeah urine from well i've i identify as a doctor so let me tell you
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the medical reality of this right now uh these men who are pregnant i don't think they have penises
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really yeah oh special breed of man i looked up on wikipedia the other day i was researching some
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kind of video and i know wikipedia is stupid and corrupt and you know propaganda i take it as the
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truth as you should i'm doing my best to learn my way and acquiesce my way into bowing down what
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wikipedia and the um evil people are that run it but i looked up like wow there's a lot of human men
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getting pregnant does this happen elsewhere apparently there's one species of fish starfish
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is it starfish where the males can get pregnant yeah they carry this the uh embryo and then they
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you know give birth to the eggs the fertilized eggs do you have a degree in starfishology i do i've
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studied it i did a lot of study on uh trans issues because my friend wrote a book and she was
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she wrote a book called transsexual empire in the 60s and she was heretofore immediately
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deplatformed uh denied tenure uh they tried to make her homeless and killer which in fact they did in
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long run in so many words a harvard professor and they did that to every woman professor who didn't
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bow down wait did she write the book in the 60s or was it written more recently just about the 60s no
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she wrote transsexual empire in 68 okay about the engine you know it was basically about cloning
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and bioengineering of the human being wow she was ahead of her time well she was a professor
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with seven uh phds in philosophy by the way well this was back in the 60s when it was impressive
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one women took that instead of gender studies in in college you know where they actually became
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linguists and historians and yeah you know well i don't think that's a credible source
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only seven phds but it's an it's a fascinating book i have it here on uh if you'd like i'd love to buy
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you a copy and send it to you oh yeah it's so prescient and it's all to uh pursue a political
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agenda which is basically the same old same old to defend you know uh the um disintegration of women's
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rights yeah and man are they doing that they're trying like uh next we're gonna we're probably gonna
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see women banned from women's sports because yeah that's that that would be smart though yeah
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wouldn't it you know what i was they'd be record-setting i might actually watch one of those
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i know like and i agree with that agenda let's ban women from women's sports because no offense
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they kind of suck yeah they do kind of say they're not as good as men they're the one of the most
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beautifully hippocratic 1984 in reality things i've ever seen i was doing a reaction video to
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a pregnant man like a person of female origin on tiktok you know lives as a man and you know big belly
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very pregnant and he was saying yeah women you don't own the term mother anymore which was so
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beautiful because here is a man telling women you you don't like if you believe this woman
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it's this woman yeah so if you believe this person's a man as you were dutifully supposed to
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then what you're getting is a man telling women you don't own the term mother anymore you don't own
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pregnancy there's a man literally just taking motherhood from women the obliteration of
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women's rights yeah and being and but that's all like the whole say it excuse me but the whole
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uh luciferian plot is to get the kids yes because you know they gotta have their snacks so they got
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to get rid of the dad and the mom male and female the protectors right let's get into the protectors
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for sure because pedocrats as i call them they don't care what sex or gender a child is because you know
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the part of the child they like all kids have is that the blood no the butt the butt hole the butt
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and the mouth that's why they call it the bonus hole the vagina is called the bonus hole according
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to all the insurance companies now they call the vagina the bonus hole which pretty much right there
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proves they are pedocrats because it's the butt and the mouth those are the primary holes and that's
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what all pedos do because they can't have sex with the little girl she doesn't really have like but
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half an inch of a vagina so they have to go in through the butt which is satan's preferred way
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and that's called opening the third eye in satanic ritual abuse wow that's why they get the panda eyes
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where their eyes are black you've seen all those pictures like late that's what lady gaga is mocking
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with her panda eyes allegedly allegedly why why do they get their eyes looking because of their
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anus uh trauma yeah the trauma would you would you think of the whole sound of but i kid hollywood
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yeah what would you think of the whole sound of freedom phenomenon i was so happened happy that it
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finally went in america's heads yeah but i was kind of upset not upset and i don't want to criticize
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it because i was glad that people it will open the door but it is just the top 10 percent of the truth
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and it isn't in south america it's here in the united states this is the center of child trafficking
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programs that they run on us so we never look at that but then um it's so corrupt it is so corrupt
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flesh peddling in america and people are like we've got to go down there to columbia and
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help well what why don't you look at your neighbor yeah but we can't see what's right in front of our
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face with this mind control you can't see what's right in front of your face it's interesting and
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and with sound of freedom seeing the mainstream media establishment smear it say oh sound of freedom
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it's a q anon conspiracy didn't you love though how god works as soon as they said that the next
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week or a month later the guy's arrested for child porn the producer did you see that he wasn't a
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producer of what he wasn't he was one of the people that because it was crowdfunded so he was one of
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like 5 000 people that no i'm talking about the cnn producer oh yeah oh yeah i'm sorry that said this
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is nothing but a q an a no no the headline was a reporter who debunked pizzagate right arrested for
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child pornography which is one of the greatest billion pictures of violent child porn wow it's
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what a scumbag they're all like in it together and americans are too damn dumb or doped or something
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yeah and that's i mean first of all like that cnn guy and then like rolling stones saying yeah
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sound of freedom it's a move superhero movie for dads with brain worms yeah i loved that the media
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smeared it so much for two reasons one it was them raising their hand saying we're protecting child
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sex traffickers right they identified themselves they're so stupid that's what they did they did
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jason aldean too made a song number one exactly and and when they do that when now when we see these
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corrupt evil people or their media that they're armed with when we see them smear something it makes that
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something grow because we're you oh the devil is telling me that's bad let me look into it there's
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probably something good about that absolutely they're now it's in the bible no weapon formed against me
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shall uh prosper or have dominion hello the word dominion i mean god is the funniest guy in the
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whole universe he's pretty good he's so funny the funniest the time i knew god was funny was when our
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neighbor whose dad was a dentist he ran away from home and became homeless and died of dental disease
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no shit i just i just it was so morbidly funny that god that's so precise it's it's so horrible but
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yeah there's always a twist to the way god shows us stuff yeah and like you mentioned before we were on
00:27:48.560
air when it comes to prayer part of it is asking for the wisdom to to have the awareness for how the
00:27:56.680
prayer is answered and then also just like looking at where's the serendipities of life where's the
00:28:02.280
signals from god where's the signs if we look hard enough like they're so obvious but we see hilarious
00:28:09.280
things like that or the uh forgot the guy's name but he was a a big person bringing the russian hoax on us
00:28:19.580
you know trump's a russian asset now he's arrested for colluding with russia i know it's so great
00:28:26.520
it's you can't get funny how are you gonna make a joke out of that it he was the joke it's already
00:28:33.000
made you don't gotta make a joke out of it because he already did it or god did it yeah well the book of
00:28:38.980
esther which i study a lot because i always was a student you know because that was important to me
00:28:46.280
since i was a little girl but uh the book of esther is all about coincidences coincidences
00:28:53.140
being the hand of god if you have the eyes to see it yeah because i was thinking about all these
00:28:59.380
coincidences there was oh that's just a coincidence you've overlooked something very stunning especially
00:29:06.900
when there's like 17 of them in a row yeah you know and it's like how did you manage to not see that
00:29:14.040
yeah you're so you're you're decipherability gene is like often well how about like when the fbi
00:29:22.940
loses evidence and it's always for it helps biden or or a democrat every time that is just a
00:29:28.960
coincidence yeah every mistake is for one side those are coincidences yeah i think present day
00:29:35.140
you're either a conspiracy theorist or you're a coincidence theorist and only one of them uses their
00:29:40.780
brain yeah that's really a good way to put it and then when all the conspiracies come true and you
00:29:47.820
don't go what a coincidence what about that yeah and i think the just chalking things up to oh that's
00:29:59.180
a coincidence it keeps us from needing to go to the trouble of thinking yeah and it keeps us from
00:30:07.320
needing to go to the trouble of considering things that are pretty freaking uncomfortable to consider
00:30:14.900
because people love to live in the coffin of their comfort zone like i i think the most coffin yeah
00:30:20.300
that's not where life is it is like cool you might technically have a pulse but you're not
00:30:27.140
alive if you're just living in the coffin of your comfort zone but you get yeah life is out here where the
00:30:33.240
risk is a hundred percent that's where you learn and that's where you grow like you a comedian they
00:30:39.480
get on stage for the first time like it's a 10 out of 10 discomfort or you're trying a new joke
00:30:45.700
that's uncomfortable or you're asking the girl out or the guy out who like you know you think is out of
00:30:51.180
your league you're getting uncomfortable like nobody has ever sat there in their comfort zone and said
00:30:58.280
i feel really alive now that's true we feel alive and we grow when we're outside of our comfort zone
00:31:05.360
yet i think the and i would say this is a mind program where for decades they've been trying to
00:31:13.700
treat trying to convince americans and people around the world comfort is your friend if something's
00:31:21.060
uncomfortable it's gonna be bad for you and you know self-responsibility don't worry about that just
00:31:27.080
like depend on the the government and i think that's what keeps people weak because they're sure
00:31:33.360
does if they convince themselves i have an allergy to discomfort then they're gonna keep themselves in
00:31:40.760
the comfort zone which means they're gonna keep themselves weak because we get stronger when we're
00:31:46.560
willing to be uncomfortable we get stronger when we were willing to say what we know is true even though
00:31:52.960
it might get us canceled it might go against the grain absolutely because when you break you get scar
00:32:00.280
tissue which makes you stronger absolutely you don't get stronger without breaking and then learning how to
00:32:06.500
put yourself back together you just don't grow without that and you don't do none of that without risk
00:32:12.520
and people who think they're so happy i hate happy you know i i just hate that happy i hate that we should
00:32:23.100
just clip that there i hate happy yeah i'm anti-happy the happy people i'm like you are blind deaf
00:32:31.980
you're just not even here yeah and then the other thing that i can't stand is people who talk about
00:32:38.340
forgiveness all the time because they ain't nothing but guilty yeah i want to put that together they ain't
00:32:44.120
nothing but guilty because not one of them ever talks about asking for forgiveness for something bad they
00:32:50.840
did they never say that yeah they're always hiding some shit they are excuse me but how beautiful is it
00:32:59.020
when you see someone actually own up take responsibility and say hey i did this right i'm sorry it is so
00:33:06.600
powerful but no i've never seen that yeah when have you seen that that's a good question i do it
00:33:12.200
sometimes in my life i've avoided other times but like there's a great book called uh what the hell
00:33:19.940
by jocko willink um the hell is it i can look it up if you uh extreme ownership good leaders take extreme
00:33:30.480
ownership something goes wrong even if they themselves didn't do it they're the first ones to raise their
00:33:35.940
hand and say that's my fault maybe i didn't lead my people correctly maybe i made a bad decision
00:33:41.680
but when you see someone do that like first of all that's so uncomfortable for them to do if someone's
00:33:48.640
just committed to living in the coffin of their comfort zone they're not going to do that they're
00:33:52.060
out of the balls but someone with actual courage and they've got a service mindset they'll get
00:33:57.840
uncomfortable they'll own it but the cool thing is how much more do you trust someone
00:34:04.400
when you've watched them own a mistake they've made they've taken responsibility they've apologized
00:34:11.900
you actually trust those people but when you have a dipshit like hunter's dad where like cool he's
00:34:21.160
ruined everything under the sun the afghanistan withdrawal the border inflation 20 million dollars
00:34:30.500
accidentally in his bank account yeah take zero ownership and you don't trust them right for good
00:34:36.980
reason you don't trust a real good reason yeah not the dems though no they're like at least he's not
00:34:43.340
trump at least he didn't start try to make peace with the jews and the arabs what do you like that's
00:34:48.760
half of our fundraising for god's sake he's got to go yeah what do you think about war mongerers
00:34:54.580
they are they're haters they are they and then they put the worst thing they can find out there
00:35:01.880
which you know manipulators of children they gotta go they i gotta go i don't know how the
00:35:11.440
anything but the death penalty is appropriate for that right i'm not necessarily a huge death penalty guy
00:35:19.760
but just when someone uses children i don't believe the state should kill them i say general
00:35:27.860
population in prison you used to say make them marry tom arnold is what you used to say
00:35:33.500
now that was that was uh usama bin lawton whoever you have to live with buggin rob reiner for six
00:35:41.240
months oh yeah you have to have dinner with rob reiner listen to him talk or stephen king yeah god
00:35:47.780
he's he's gone off the loony end lately he's nutty and then i found this thing he wrote a book and it's
00:35:53.560
about uh it was doctor something and it's this doctor who gets these kids check this out and he drains
00:36:01.000
their spirits where that's his food his louche he gets children and makes them captive and then drains
00:36:09.640
their spirits to make him stronger and younger hello adrenochrome right no wonder he's all jacked up over
00:36:17.220
trump allegedly allegedly allegedly have you seen his tweets stephen king yeah i know i hear like when
00:36:27.260
i listen to joe rogan's podcast a lot of times they'll talk about it so i've heard about some of
00:36:31.700
them but they're nutty yeah i mean here trump is the worst thing since oh my god are people really
00:36:40.140
brainwashed i used to be a little brainwashed about trump like back in the 2016 election i'm not
00:36:47.200
proud to say it but i didn't vote if i didn't either did vote i would have voted for trump
00:36:52.240
and my thought was just like hillary who you're pictured with right here which is probably evidence
00:36:59.520
of a lot of crimes i might burn that picture if i were you oh i gave a ton to the dems back then
00:37:05.140
did you yeah i gave him all my heart long democrat over here and parents too one of the beautiful
00:37:11.900
things about you and to me it's a great quality about other people is someone who's willing to
00:37:17.620
change their mind yeah that's life it's a rare commodity nowadays but it's a sign of strength
00:37:23.640
it's so simple but it really is a sign of strength because it's so rare but anyway back in 2016 my
00:37:32.380
biggest thing was like hey i'm just afraid of hillary i think she is crooked i don't want her in office
00:37:37.520
so i'd rather have trump in office but you know you know uh he's a racist and uh he's other things
00:37:44.200
that i heard the media say and i don't never really watched the news back then but i would hear stuff
00:37:50.180
and then when covet hit i'm watching the way trump is and i'm watching a lot of the establishment rail
00:37:58.280
against him even though you know they already had i'm like all right wait i like what this guy's saying
00:38:05.160
when i listen to what he's saying not hearing other people tell me so i started hydro what's it
00:38:12.340
hydroxychloroquine hydroxychloroquine saying that's a great thing yeah oh they tried to kill him for that
00:38:18.080
and ivermectin and those things and sunlight and sunlight and he did say like you know maybe we can
00:38:25.200
inject lysol no he did not say that he said something about lysol no there was a stuff well
00:38:31.160
i'm not even gonna go no he said there was some uh exciting evidence that certain things happened
00:38:36.340
and he was which was true it was a real study and they're like he wants you to drink bleach
00:38:40.220
yeah well they said joe was taking horse tranquilizers oh they just approved ivermectin
00:38:45.420
for covid which is kind of like you know fuck you guys we've already been taking it we know what you
00:38:51.600
did and we don't yeah we don't need your permission it is good the general people who kind of like
00:38:57.000
do as they say it's it is good that it's approved but i mask shame some people without knowing it
00:39:03.860
because i do have a mild form of tourette so uncomfortable i think you just blame your
00:39:08.100
condition well i try to control it because that's the that's the real thing is self-control
00:39:14.040
everybody can go around talking about they this and that and they did that and this but nobody can
00:39:19.760
control their own self that's real self-mastery is all that matters that's the real war
00:39:25.500
the real spiritual war right so so these people come in i was at the comedy store because i want
00:39:32.060
to talk to you about comedy and these two comics i remember from 150 years ago there are a couple now
00:39:38.220
i guess uh i guess they're different genders but anyway so they come in and they're both wearing a
00:39:44.340
friggin mask and this was just in november of last year when it was already over and i couldn't help
00:39:53.180
myself plus i've been drinking and i go what the eff are you doing you're wearing masks
00:39:59.340
and they got all tender in their feelings and they go yes we are wearing masks rosanne they almost
00:40:07.540
are crying and they go i don't feel comfortable here let's leave and they are comics that's incredible
00:40:15.780
comics who are intended to mock everything right like mock what you believe mock what you don't
00:40:23.520
believe just mock everything right and they couldn't take it start with yourself and your dumb ass mask
00:40:29.560
right i was just on a i think it's a reddit community someone showed me i got into it it's it's a zero
00:40:40.140
covid community where these people are still we're summer late summer of 2023 still extremely committed
00:40:51.100
to living in as social isolated as possible always masking up like people posting like hey i need to
00:40:59.740
get a roommate but a roommate who's still will mask because you know we're all in the middle of this
00:41:05.620
deadly pandemic oh my god it's incredible to see some people still so committed to living out of fear
00:41:14.480
and also at a deeper level man i feel sorry for him because living out of fear that's the worst
00:41:21.600
quality of life yeah we all know that'll kill you literally kill you because that was clear uh chemicals
00:41:27.720
you get elevated cortisol cortisol accelerates it's the number one killer actually is stress and anxiety
00:41:34.680
the number one killer of humans is that absolutely think about it heart everything can be attributed
00:41:40.180
to stress and anxiety heart disease fucking you name it they're trying to kill us let's just be real
00:41:44.900
and talking about taking bets on how we're gonna die too like this many i'll go of cancer
00:41:50.340
you know the bible thing who by fire who by flood yeah you know who by disease then they're taking
00:41:56.820
bets on it i believe do you know who dr david martin is i and and i believe this was him that said it
00:42:04.220
please forgive me if i'm quoting the wrong person but with uh uh uh people so many people allegedly
00:42:12.380
dying all of a sudden from who knows what global warming yeah yeah it's probably
00:42:17.920
you're 18 having a heart attack probably is global warming but on that trend uh he's saying in the next
00:42:26.600
what the heck was it like five or eight years we'll have somewhere between 50 and 100 million people
00:42:31.820
dying because global warming can take a while in the system i mean some people just drop dead pretty
00:42:39.700
quick but they say they're coming out with an inoculation for global warming which i'm really
00:42:44.360
looking forward to that the bad thing is you got to take it right in your eyeball
00:42:51.160
but anyway dr david martin does she always tell jokes yeah it's like uh who said it was pathological
00:42:58.920
with you somebody said it was pathological michael malice yeah pet he said you're pathological for
00:43:03.860
telling jokes her humor is pathological it's not like she's not a comedian it's a good time it's
00:43:08.440
like there's something wrong it just can't she can't stop i can't turn it off he was probably right
00:43:12.900
i think a thousand percent was he right that's her coffin of comfort that is my comfort i like to
00:43:19.940
say it serious to see how people will when they get that their eyes kind of twinkle though they're
00:43:25.640
like she's she is crazy isn't it beautiful seeing that state of confusion in people yeah i don't know
00:43:32.820
if she's being serious if she is she's crazy i don't know if she's joking and they just don't know
00:43:38.240
it's a it's uh it's masterful to get people there i love it i used to do it on tv all the time for my
00:43:46.260
like when i i was uh on the panels after the talk shows do it all the time and uh i love to throw the
00:43:55.760
host awful you know they they were really easy to throw off those guys well their shit's over
00:44:02.520
you know they was out having their thing about the rider strike it was so funny to me and they
00:44:08.040
said pretty soon all the scripts are going to be written by artificial intelligence and you know
00:44:13.660
i'm pissed at them because they all turned me into the gestapo and uh i said that's great because
00:44:20.520
they'll be way funnier than you fuckers are it'll be great they'll actually know how to construct a
00:44:26.040
joke but anyways yeah instead of just changing the color of the character yeah but i wanted to talk to
00:44:33.780
you because you were saying you're going out on tour two times a month for two weekends i go hey how
00:44:39.560
many times do you how many shows you do on a weekend i thought it was gonna say four nine yeah no
00:44:45.780
yeah oftentimes you know a light weekend is usually five shows and then sometimes doing upwards of 10
00:44:53.460
shows just you know if they keep selling out the club will ask do you want to add another show
00:44:59.320
yeah do you want to add another show yeah like i i love doing it talk about pathological i know a
00:45:06.100
little bit yeah and you say you enjoy it you don't care if you do it 10 times do you had the the in
00:45:12.900
one weekend the most amount of shows i've done is 15 and that was you know in their 60 minute sets
00:45:20.680
that 15 shows that was the heck was it tacoma washington maybe a year and a half ago and it
00:45:29.680
was like everybody was still doing half capacities in clubs so it was really easy to sell the shows out
00:45:37.000
and the club's going to like they're bringing me in in the club and their staff they're hurting
00:45:43.560
because they've been through this whole yeah bs of close down your business so if people still wanted
00:45:51.640
to come out and see me and i want to do something to help support the club i just kept saying yes like
00:45:58.160
half capacity shows let's do as many as we can so we did 15 that weekend which was you know it was hard
00:46:07.060
but it also it makes it so now if i'm doing five shows in a weekend makes it feel like a really light
00:46:14.560
workload i remember the you know years ago the first weekend i did four shows like two on friday
00:46:21.620
two on saturday it about killed me i after the first show i was just like how how you're gonna do two
00:46:29.420
yeah uh but yeah it's just such a great joy to be able to be with people in person doing the dance
00:46:39.640
human connection yeah watching people laugh isn't it the greatest it is and knowing you brought them to
00:46:46.660
it yeah it out of everything i get to do being there live with an audience it's by far the most
00:46:56.120
satisfying you know i think so too you know you're you know way better than me you've been at it way
00:47:01.380
longer it's like a dance and if you have the microphone you're leading the dance it's just
00:47:08.600
man there's no higher joy i love it i'm gonna go tonight and do a kill tony yeah but that's my favorite
00:47:18.260
thing to see new comics and then try to find something good to say to them because everybody likes to
00:47:24.420
roast young ones but so i try to be the mom and say something good you do that's awesome
00:47:29.720
so you help build them up while tony and some of the other guys oh the other guys tony's the assassin
00:47:35.240
he's good at it too but uh yeah because you know i'm too rich and famous to be roasting anybody new
00:47:44.980
that would be really shitty if you just said they'd be like you suck
00:47:48.520
just i would do it if they were professional comics well yeah you should actually but no
00:47:54.240
these are well you've seen oh i do roast the comics up in the green room no you humanize
00:47:59.140
uh tony hinchcliffe which is not an easy thing to do he's a sweetheart he is but i'm talking tony
00:48:05.000
the performer he's one of the worst like most vile people i've ever seen he's a serial killer
00:48:11.380
he really is he is cold-blooded yeah he he dares and that's what's great talk about the risk
00:48:18.840
i mean he's there to push the envelope all the way over the cliff oh his george floyd joke have
00:48:24.480
you heard it don't even bring it up no no okay it's really good no you can't repeat i'll tell
00:48:29.740
you off the air oh you're right yeah i'll tell you off the air and when you're when you're doing
00:48:34.520
kill tony and you know for people that don't know it's new comics or sometimes people who have
00:48:40.180
never even done comedy yeah they get three minutes three minutes i think it's one minute
00:48:44.720
oh is it one minute i think i think it is one price it feels like three so that's johnny's fault
00:48:50.440
apparently hundreds of people sign up and you know just a handful get their names drawn to go on stage
00:48:56.960
for their one minute set that night in front of a panel of comedians when you see a new comedian
00:49:05.040
go up do you get nervous like i get so uncomfortable watching someone because they're doing
00:49:13.280
one of the more uncomfortable things yeah but they're daring to do it they are you know like
00:49:19.400
that thing that all credit goes to the man in the arena yes so i respect that they took a step into the
00:49:26.540
arena which is the death arena yeah you know because you're risking death going in with a lion yeah
00:49:34.460
and it's a big ass lion too yeah with many heads but they're doing it so i i respect all you know
00:49:41.440
that that the balls or whatever you want to call it the courage to do it you know so i love all comics
00:49:50.940
it it's a certain breed of human yeah it is who present day who are some of your favorite comics
00:49:58.280
oh my god i'm so bad on names i see all their faces flashing in front of my jp sears i think
00:50:04.600
oh yeah jp sears never heard of him but uh he got me your show my interview with you that got us the
00:50:13.120
most views of any show i've ever done so thank you oh i'm everyone loves you i heard of you through my
00:50:20.400
friend kathy o'brien she's like you're gonna this again because i was depressed after they tried to
00:50:26.220
assassinate me they did assassinate my character and my character but kathy would say you know you've
00:50:32.640
got to watch jp sears this guy is going to lift up your spirits and i was at her house you know
00:50:37.560
so she put you on and i roared i go oh my god i can't believe it i can't believe it i was so happy
00:50:46.000
because i thought they shut us all down but there you were like a beacon beacon of light and uh so i was
00:50:52.960
very thrilled to interview you now twice you've been a wonderful guest oh well thank you for that
00:51:00.100
and and thank you for strengthening my narcissism oh i was going to give you a clue for the narcissism
00:51:06.960
as the bible says uh the thing about the human is that it it's most overwhelming desire is to receive
00:51:16.580
the soul and there's two kinds of ways to receive there's i desire it's desire really desire to receive
00:51:26.980
that's what the human is about the soul and so there's two ways to do it there's desire to receive
00:51:35.540
for myself alone that's ego which in hebrew means satan wow i didn't know that and then the godly way
00:51:46.500
is the desire to receive for myself in order to share oh that's beautiful and it's triangulation of all
00:51:57.280
that we are down here to fight and so like you say to be of service and uh that is what comedy's
00:52:05.480
always been to me is to be of service to make people think just a little and do that breathing
00:52:11.480
out together yeah because it's real magic i mean i hate to use the word magic but it's uh
00:52:18.940
transcendent transcendent it is and you know before we were on air we were talking about
00:52:27.980
creativity and how creativity is an act of receiving where i believe we receive a message an idea from
00:52:38.320
god yeah we receive it and then we share yeah which is a beautiful way to share in a beautiful way of
00:52:45.920
being of service in a beautiful way of helping shine god's light as best we can yeah like when i'm doing
00:52:53.240
something that occupies my physical body that's when god will put the best jokes in my head like
00:52:58.760
especially when i'm digging weeds it won't i won't ever be sitting down at a table so much as
00:53:05.160
writing it but when i'm doing something in the earth growing something or helping somebody it
00:53:11.440
really comes in being and i always go thank you of course i take credit for it of course and he knows
00:53:18.840
i'm gonna so he you know he's all right with it what's your process jp when you come up with a video
00:53:23.820
idea or comedy do you write every day i do and and i have different processes for video writing versus
00:53:31.900
stand up they're like super different uh with video writing i've just got a block of time
00:53:38.220
usually uh 8 a.m to 11 a.m where that's my writing time and i've got a production schedule of
00:53:46.500
like a lot of videos being released so i've had to get in the routine and kind of train my mind
00:53:52.420
this is when we're doing creativity and and i think it's not so much hey i'm training my mind to be
00:54:00.160
creative i think it's more training my mind to allow the creativity to come through where yeah
00:54:06.520
it's a muscle for sure it is and and anyway so i'll with comedy videos i'm typically fairly topical
00:54:16.500
as of late where what's going on in the world what are the lies hypocrisy and corruption that i want to
00:54:22.240
mock in video so when i when i feel an emotion about something you know carl jung said feelings
00:54:31.360
are the language of the soul so when i feel an emotion about some given topic i know all right
00:54:38.360
that's a video idea and and i might be picking up chicken eggs or pulling weeds so i'll make a note
00:54:46.860
my phone just one line here's the idea and then in the mornings i'll write it out and then with stand
00:54:54.320
up my process is it sounds like more similar to yours where the ideas will come to me usually when
00:55:02.260
i'm distracted by doing some kind of mundane task and then i just open up the notes in my phone and
00:55:09.200
at the very least write down the basis of the idea and then i'll go back and just start playing around
00:55:17.180
with like how could this be funny or where do i want to go and then you know of course test driving
00:55:23.280
it on stage and it's like well that one was definitely shit uh onto the next or working it out
00:55:29.500
a little bit more so i'm curious for you when you're pulling weeds you get an idea what's your process
00:55:36.060
from there well i file it and then i it's all in my head you know i rarely put it on paper or write it
00:55:44.480
uh i file it in my head and then when i get about five on the same subject i'll start thinking about it
00:55:52.840
like it takes a long time and then it just forms itself like while i'm doing something else it'll go
00:56:03.460
bing bing bing like in vegas when you pull the lever and it's five cherries it'll just start
00:56:08.860
lining up bing bing bing bing oh i see i can start with that bit weave these one these jokes through
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ontario it's a file but it forms itself after a while i'm thinking about it and that's all in
00:58:27.860
your head like those five ideas on the one topic you're just remembering them and weaving them
00:58:32.980
together there's like yeah and they'll come at like backwards they come backwards because my first
00:58:37.680
thing was i wanted to make fun of women and the women of today the young women and them how they're
00:58:44.960
shitty mothers and they're just upset you know so all those ideas will come and then like the stuff
00:58:51.600
about satanic mind control of women that'll come in and so that comes out and then what they're doing
00:58:58.340
to women and what women are talking about and what they look like and then it'll just all form
00:59:05.240
into a whole bit where i'm like just go up there and talk about women and uh i tried and then i try
00:59:13.880
it on stage and uh see if they'll like it yeah you know like uh like i said last time i was on stage
00:59:24.740
how many witches are here tonight you know and they're all going for it they all think they're a witch
00:59:30.840
you know so then i just break it down from there but you've got a better memory than i do
00:59:38.260
yeah and i'm afraid because they say people with memories like mine i have total recall
00:59:43.640
that's who gets the alzheimer's really yeah we're more at risk than dang yeah so i'll probably end up
00:59:52.360
shitting in the plants well you i saw you yeah i thought that was just you were welcoming me into
00:59:59.200
your home you know what one thing people don't know about your process because i've been with you
01:00:03.440
the whole time is you're actually i consider you like an editor i think you like the sort of
01:00:10.020
obsessive compulsive thoughts and then you like to pare it down i think you enjoy the editing process
01:00:14.700
oh i do i'm a great editor i used to you are well i love editing oh my god i do i think that's what
01:00:20.700
you how you do comedy and are you talking film i'd like to edit oh okay gotcha both both yeah both
01:00:27.400
things yeah computer editing like i can take a script and when i was on roseanne and just edit the shit
01:00:33.960
out of it to get to the gold and then change this and make a joke out of it i can make a hollywood
01:00:40.220
script funny oh you can i didn't know that was nine years no it wasn't possible i think that's
01:00:46.600
why they fired me because i think they hate trump because he's funny because they hate humor because
01:00:51.420
they have no humor and so i think that's why they went after me because i came back and was number one
01:00:56.820
again uh 28 million viewers and that people thought it was funny and they're like that bitch is
01:01:02.980
funny yeah we got to get rid of her ass because she tells truthful things
01:01:10.060
that yeah something that's actually funny it's delivering truth yes in one form or another
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just the truth principle in comedy number one thing and they was mad when i beat up that kid
01:01:22.780
they were mad when i said no i gotta beat her ass because they they didn't want me to beat the
01:01:28.220
granddaughter's ass but she was just so disrespectful to my face in the scene i go there's no way that i'm
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just gonna verbally admonish her i'm gonna beat her ass and i did and they kept telling me that we
01:01:45.240
can't have that i go you're gonna have it and i'm gonna do it every time i'm the executive producer
01:01:51.880
of this show and so they go she's uncontrollable well and on that note uh question for you first a
01:01:59.640
little context i think of tucker carlson being fired by fox i was shocked he lasted as long as
01:02:06.680
he did i was too i kept on saying that yeah and now he's i would it seems like he was taken out of a
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box where even just the view counts his him publishing his show on twitter sometimes three
01:02:20.560
million yeah and sometimes i think 120 million views on one show yeah and no restrictions no one to
01:02:27.320
answer to he's not just on fox it's yeah he rose to the occasion too yeah his content got even braver
01:02:35.460
yes so i see someone like that it appears as though oh this is bad he got fired i'd say no he was set
01:02:45.400
free now he's he's gonna be already is way bigger and i look at you in a similar light where
01:02:53.000
i think you were set free when they fired you and i'm curious yeah if that's true for you yeah i look
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at it to where uh god took me out of egypt and uh slavery and i i i wandered in the desert for a while
01:03:10.020
and then i was led into the promised land which is true creative freedom and i own it yeah nobody in
01:03:17.960
a suit is gonna come and tell me nothing i mean they'll take me to the gulag and probably whatever
01:03:23.620
but and fire me and get me de-platformed off but uh i try to say i try to say good things
01:03:32.040
i always wanted to do that in my career was to uh uplift rather than demean i don't think demeaning
01:03:40.500
people's funny no it can get a i would call it like that's except lizzo low bro you can get a
01:03:49.300
laugh out of it but yeah you're bringing people down so i i love your mindset of using humor to
01:03:56.960
uplift people because people need it meanwhile every week is we're talking about like child
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trafficking and like just horrible shit every week tune in to be uplifting yeah worse than going on
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in the world uplifting podcast on the internet to see how you got to fight the devil yeah it's not
01:04:13.460
uplifting to go oh i want to show that cliff about i want to we got to talk about this more but i think
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now's a good time to do this ad and then we'll get into it because we have to he said so many good
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things at the beginning about kind of what you're talking about tucker about i didn't interrupt him
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a lot no you've been great you just interrupted jake though yeah she interrupts me she didn't say
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the comments are please let jake finish his sentence she's never gonna i love it it's an honor to be
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vaping is way worse it is and then she got the big bulge eyes like alc and yeah and what's his name
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she got the mk ultra eyes from the vaping what makes vaping worse well it's liquid vape it's it's
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there's things called popcorn lung i don't know if you've heard of popcorn lung yeah um and then
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there is that is true the bug ice thing is i mean allegedly but there is science to back it up it
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actually breaks down the muscles around your eyes so you get like that graves barbara bush look
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wow um my daughter got that but this is just so like this is just pure nicotine what you're eating
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now and pure nicotine it's not great i'm not gonna say hey it's great for you but it's really not that
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bad it's the shit in the cigarettes the shit in the vape pens that's what actually 400 chemicals
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yeah this is just pure nicotine and it's i love watch it'll get you through so you don't have to
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stop the podcast to smoke now i i've heard a neuroscientist talk about how just pure nicotine
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it's actually good for the brain it creates neurogenesis yeah uh you know taking it away
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from cigarettes just nicotine i think it there's something to it there definitely is and bottom line
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even if it's not good for you nicotine's fucking awesome and i'm addicted so if this is a better
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your toothpicks yeah it's burning my throat i can yeah it's too strong but anyway well let's see let's
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get back no we still have shit to talk about oh okay i'm in here i i it's really important that i asked jp
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like a couple questions go for it well you said a couple things that stood out to me early on when
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you were talking about how satan disguises himself and you said of course he's not going to come out
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and be like uh yeah i'm evil i'm going to do sorts of evil shit so it sounded to me that you were saying
01:10:05.440
one flag of something to be wary of is if it comes in in the cloak of being good for humanity which is
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a difficult argument to make but wouldn't you say that if satan were going to be in the political
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sphere of america that he probably would side more with the democrat party with the communists
01:10:27.580
right can we talk about that a little bit i think don't you yeah i do think communism is an expression
01:10:34.940
of pure evil you'll look at what they've done they kill hundreds of millions of people let's get into
01:10:40.420
it and and they deprive people from freedom their free will so owning anything say that again owning
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anything owning anything and you'll be happy communism it it tries to get you to make the
01:10:58.040
government into your god now god probably wants you to just have god as your god right everybody wins
01:11:04.920
when that's the case so i read i'm gonna slightly butcher the statistics but it's going to be
01:11:12.160
somewhat accurate since 1960s the amount of democrats who believe in god uh the percentages dropped
01:11:20.840
dramatically it was from like about 90 percent now it's 68 percent wow whereas you look at the
01:11:27.880
republicans and the statistics are again slight grain of salt here like 98 percent of republicans in the
01:11:35.840
1960s believed in god and now it's like 94 92 percent so slight drop there but the democrats it's been a
01:11:43.520
dramatic drop right and i do think evil satan he'll go wherever he wants to go and yes there's so much
01:11:52.860
corruption on you know in the uh republican side of politics for sure of course and in the future i'm
01:12:00.220
sure we'll see a ramp up where the major corruptions back with the republicans the good old days the good
01:12:06.280
old days but as of now it does seem as though satan's got his slimy little paw up the asses of democrats
01:12:16.680
using them as puppets more so than republicans yeah he switches it up to keep it like keep us off our
01:12:24.000
toes absolutely yeah the pendulum swings and and yeah so you also look at a lot of democrats in office
01:12:33.060
they're not democrats they're communists yeah and there's no question about it communism is an expression
01:12:40.980
of satan there's there's a reason why communism 101 one of the first things they do is try to
01:12:47.220
disconnect the population from god right ban religion outlaw them ban the bible you can't have another god
01:12:55.240
if you if we want you to have the government as your god the china ccp that's what they do
01:13:01.980
absolutely yeah and then i think the other thing is why they're so excited to get people to not believe
01:13:07.980
in god is if you believe in god then you certainly have a belief of some kind of afterlife and if you
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have a belief in the afterlife like oh i'll be with god forever it's amazing you're not going to fear
01:13:21.860
death as much as an atheist view where this is it once the lights go out they're out forever there's
01:13:29.320
nothing you'll be much more controllable with the fear of death over you and every all the fear
01:13:36.320
mongering it's leveraging the fear of death if you extrapolate it like hey covid's gonna get you
01:13:42.680
obviously climate change well you're concerned about the climate no you're really concerned about
01:13:47.920
we're all going to die we're all going to boil to death if you know we don't change the climate so
01:13:54.780
they leverage the fear of death over people and it works way better you're able to control more people
01:14:02.920
when they don't have a firm belief in god so i do think the the devil is working more through the
01:14:12.540
democratic side also you're not thinking big picture you're not thinking like oh there's a plan
01:14:16.800
here it's just yeah i gotta do whatever they tell me i gotta get through tomorrow yeah god if you have
01:14:21.400
god you don't you think longer term you think also you don't think god made a mistake and put you in
01:14:27.120
the wrong body that's huge that's a huge one right now isn't it yeah that's anger at god i never thought
01:14:34.280
about that and i think if you can separates kids from god oh my god you're on to something yeah and i
01:14:41.160
think if you can now get people to largely believe yeah sometimes god makes mistakes uh you know put me
01:14:49.020
in a man's body but i'm actually a woman i actually know more than god god made a mistake this isn't me
01:14:55.360
making a mistake thank god for klaus schwab and monsanto they'll correct god's mistakes for me
01:15:01.900
they're kind of playing it that way aren't they so if you get people to believe you can be born in
01:15:09.020
the wrong body even if you're not discussing god in the conversation subliminally you're getting the
01:15:15.940
message across there isn't really a god because if there was a god he's not going to mistakenly put
01:15:21.820
people in the wrong body right so i do like it's just like that that must be why they've glommed
01:15:27.280
on to the trans movement so much from i mean allegedly that's a good theory at least yeah i i i do think
01:15:35.700
it's a part of it i do think it's a psyop it's very much a psyop you know on twitter it's a big psyop
01:15:42.020
and they've they've targeted me for years over and over i just finally quit listening but um uh
01:15:50.300
you know it gets people talking about something that you don't have to know one thing in the world
01:15:55.980
no background no education you don't have to know anything to parrot the lines they give you
01:16:02.480
and then you'll take your eyes off china building uh missile launchers in cuba right now you'll never
01:16:10.480
know about that you won't be interested in that yeah or the next uh pandemic or counting the votes
01:16:20.340
fairly you won't care none of that because you'll say you're a cis yeah you'll know all that but you
01:16:26.800
you won't have a day's worth of education to get there because it's false science it has no peer
01:16:33.160
review nor control group it's fake months i call it mon satan science yeah they're all like bought off
01:16:42.540
and it's really horrible that they would have um weaponized science speaking of which do you know
01:16:52.600
who neil degrasse tyson is yeah have you been listening to any of the bs he's been saying lately
01:16:58.900
yeah he's 100 bs he man that guy he's sold out here he is they got to him like a man of science
01:17:08.100
yeah he used to be i think he's still smart he's just willing to look stupid because he's saying
01:17:15.400
stupid things to do the bidding of his masters which is smart because that's what's going to keep
01:17:20.600
him funded and working i mean yeah we're getting deplatformed and ruined and he's out there probably
01:17:25.780
making an extra three million dollars a year probably but he has to go to sleep with himself
01:17:31.080
every night i don't think it bothers any of them i don't think so either because they're like cha
01:17:35.420
ching well if it's satan get me a new car they don't care they don't they don't care about the
01:17:43.480
lives they ended or screwed up or worse they think that they're this is what i was trying to get at
01:17:48.640
they think that they're protecting a victimized class they're stepping up for people that are being
01:17:53.160
abused so that is a good intention but the road to hell is paved in good intentions and for a
01:17:59.140
scientist to be pushing this court of agenda because he thinks oh i'm helping trans kids that
01:18:03.020
are struggling in school i know that's what yeah i'm helping trans uh trans boys never have an arm
01:18:09.480
but you know back in nazi germany they were helping with the trains on time yeah people people turning
01:18:18.420
their neighbors in thought they were doing the right thing they thought they were helping well
01:18:24.440
that's what i'm tying up my uncle sherman just departed this earth his famous thing he used to
01:18:30.240
say to us kids when we said i thought that or i thought well i thought i was doing the he goes uh
01:18:37.020
you know what thought did that's what he always tell us kids you thought you had to fart but you shoot
01:18:43.060
wisdom right there but you know even though there's all this weaponized morality trying to get people
01:18:52.500
to do the right thing that's actually a destructive thing or you get a useful idiot like neil degrasse
01:18:57.960
tyson i think a good way to inoculate inoculate ourselves from not propagating evil that's disguised
01:19:06.660
as angelic activity is one do our own critical thinking yeah to be very in touch with our heart
01:19:16.020
our conscious our uh yeah conscience our soul because like you they can't censor that you can
01:19:23.920
be distracted from it but if you're in touch with your heart your conscience at the very least you'll be
01:19:31.640
like something feels off here you don't know how to you don't need to explain it more than that you
01:19:37.380
just know something feels off here and then once you do that you have the awareness of it if you've
01:19:43.900
got a little bit of courage then you can act on that instead of acting on the useful idiot track
01:19:50.780
right i always thought it was about nobody can stop you from getting better
01:19:55.560
and um if you get the desire or the fear that you can't get better or more learned or more um
01:20:05.040
intelligent then that tells you something because you should always be trying to grow
01:20:12.780
yeah we're humans i don't care who you are what your circumstances are we're more powerful than we
01:20:20.620
think we are yeah we are we definitely are and they the claw shrubs of the world i don't think
01:20:27.800
they want us in touch with that power no because it's much easier to have power over people when
01:20:33.900
people forget how dang powerful they actually are and how they're connected to a higher power which is
01:20:41.740
beyond imagination yeah they don't know what that is they don't they don't have the foggiest idea
01:20:48.060
about the human spirit they don't know what it is yeah what do you think klaus schwab is doing
01:20:52.620
right now like on a i like that trump said it's central casting because it is i mean he looks like
01:20:59.280
they got central casting to get a guy that talks like that and does what he does even his outfits
01:21:05.440
have you seen his outfits his his boyfriend that yiv doll dude oh uh dr noah haral harary
01:21:13.780
yeah it's like an austin powers it is it's central casting yeah we will be ze gods you will eat
01:21:23.400
good kids i mean it is austin powers it's like pull that back guys uh you're kind of being a little too
01:21:30.320
obvious just get a boring dude in a suit they're like no we're going all in yeah we got schwab for the
01:21:37.080
or the drama remember that guy that was the uh oh i can't remember the one that was in the
01:21:43.960
pro shot guy and then they had those videos of him at that party in the bikini pants
01:21:50.780
the big u.n guy the cdc head i never saw that guy from india i have to look that up he's all over tv
01:21:59.600
telling us about that we got to do this and that for our health and then they caught a video of him
01:22:06.320
at a big gay party and he's in the bikini pants that's why i love anons because they'll always find
01:22:14.900
the hidden bikini pants party videos and it's just so mockingly great because it really is the time
01:22:23.960
where we got to go hey the emperor has no damn clothes he's walking around here naked
01:22:29.960
slinging his schlong in everybody's face go back home sir and put on your pants and stay there
01:22:37.440
right yes and speaking of no pants did you see the picture of klaus schwab on the beach wearing
01:22:44.920
it's like a thong and no it's like a bdsm outfit super cool really for sure or was it
01:22:51.760
they they don't have the technology to photoshop pictures nowadays so i am confident it's real
01:23:00.860
because i want it to be real yeah it's all you need you just have to leave yeah it's faith just
01:23:07.460
like the pictures of michelle obama's junk well those weren't pictures that was actually video
01:23:12.460
that's a little harder to do when she was dancing on ellen did you see that i didn't see the ellen
01:23:16.380
dancing one let me see if i can find it now we don't want to die did you yeah
01:23:21.520
i've seen her what i'm going into my country speak from utah but i saw where she came out of
01:23:29.180
dropping her girls off at columbia or wherever it is some mk ultra college they go to funded by
01:23:35.880
jeffrey epstein and weinstein and all the steens and uh she came out there and you know she had to
01:23:42.700
itch her balls did you see that one i have white sweatpants on she had to pull sweatpants off her
01:23:49.460
balls but i think she's a woman because i don't think any man could be that big of a bitch
01:23:54.880
i don't think she's that is you convinced me but the plot does thicken now on michelle obama being
01:24:01.980
being a man because he said he makes love to men every day in his imagination which makes sense that
01:24:09.060
he would actually want to be with a man every day so well i think i think it's scientific proof
01:24:16.340
well when i seen those pictures of him i'm going to the utah hillbillard part of me i saw those
01:24:22.640
pictures of him with richard branson on that boat interesting see and they was fake choking each other
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that's pure bdsm and allegedly allegedly and i go those two boys are in love and then he was with
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george clooney on a boat with a little asian girl did you see that one no yeah that's something
01:24:43.040
you should look at that up but i go oh all three of them are involved in a three-way him
01:24:48.360
richard branson and george clooney allegedly but that's how it looks to me because that is how
01:24:54.720
hollywood works all the guys are gay every one of them there's none that are straight except for
01:25:00.040
john travolta and tom cruise but but you know they're all gay and all the women are lesbians
01:25:09.600
and they're all witches too they're all in a i think they're above sex because it's satan is what
01:25:14.640
they're attracted to i don't think it's sexual and why do you allegedly why do you think they're all
01:25:18.980
gay does hollywood turn them gay or is that part of like power or it's part of acting it's the
01:25:25.620
definition of acting i'm gonna act like i'm not gay that is why they develop the skill though i
01:25:32.220
because in the closet their whole life they develop the talent they come from small towns where they
01:25:36.540
don't like the gays also they also do jump you into the gang of hollywood let's be real travolta's on
01:25:43.980
tape with his masseuse trying to get the masseuse to give him a handjob and he's like do you want to
01:25:48.000
be an actor this is what i had this is a true story by the way i don't know i saw it no this is this
01:25:52.320
is true allegedly allegedly well the guy claimed it but he said this is what i had to do this is
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what i had to do to get in hollywood and i mean of course they do apparently he did it well because
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he's very yeah you don't get in hollywood without that you know i didn't have to nobody ever want to
01:26:10.160
have sex with me so i it was lucky for me you were the exemption god prepared a way for me
01:26:16.800
by making me have no ass waste or any any sort of female shape so i was immune but everybody i
01:26:28.040
else i knew they was willingly doing it not getting blackmailed into it they was all a bunch of whores
01:26:34.740
men and women they couldn't wait like they couldn't wait to be in a movie with somebody because they knew
01:26:40.420
they was going to have sex with them and their spouse knew they was too because that's part of doing
01:26:44.980
a movie and their spouse because i was real nosy and always asking questions that's why nobody likes
01:26:50.760
me but uh i'd say how can you do it well it's just part of you know what he does when he's on a film
01:26:57.360
well is he ever home well no he's always doing a film well how are you okay with that well i have
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my pool boy and this man that's what it is they're all swingers interesting allegedly allegedly
01:27:13.120
that's my that's my empirical on that note i am looking forward to mel gibson's documentary where
01:27:21.660
he's allegedly going to be exposing the hollywood sex trafficking ring that man assuming he delivers
01:27:31.140
on what he says he's going to deliver that man's putting his life on the line yeah and he's doing it
01:27:36.440
through ukraine he's telling the ukrainian part of it too trafficking through the ukraine okay yeah
01:27:42.960
he's a great man he's gonna commit suicide to no he ain't no no he's he's a real deep believer
01:27:52.320
i think he's got god's hand on him got some protection a lot of people pray for him too
01:27:58.460
well i i would think he'd be protected and certainly doing god's work with
01:28:04.500
what he's going to be doing and uh had some level of a hand and sound of freedom he edited the last uh
01:28:12.500
the last the film they showed he edited it did he wow yeah because it was a lot different than the
01:28:18.700
original they took a lot of fat out he's a good editor and disney sat up they bought the film sat
01:28:25.860
on it for five years to keep it from seeing the light of day well they all do that you know that's
01:28:32.880
all you need to know yeah that is that's all you need to know about certain companies yeah wow
01:28:38.860
yeah they they bought it to kill it isn't that crazy it and somehow not surprising but to me the
01:28:47.200
only thing that surprises me about things like that is how obvious they are yeah what they put it right
01:28:53.220
in your face that's their whole thing they got to put it in your face and then when you don't say
01:28:57.560
nothing they go well you knew yeah can we talk about that before we wrap up because that's actually
01:29:02.640
a satanic tenant that we need to expose on this show that's that's their version of consent yes do
01:29:09.700
you know this oh you already know i've heard but say more no it's like they put it they make it so
01:29:13.780
overt and then if you don't uh have a problem with it or say something to them that's consent they can
01:29:18.580
keep going forward that's i guess the say well they they we put it right in their face and they said
01:29:23.980
nothing so you know they don't care yeah and apparently that same kind of satanic consent
01:29:32.540
ritual was used with uh everybody's favorite pharmaceutical product um
01:29:39.000
i think you can say that on youtube right no i'll edit that out the whatever we know what you're
01:29:47.480
talking about yeah yeah no it's it's insane well that we were all like we're just we're just pray
01:29:55.000
we'll do we've proven that we'll do anything there's nothing we won't do are you guys ready
01:30:02.560
for this next covid lockdown you know what you're gonna do i'm excited for it me too i heard they
01:30:07.260
want us to what this time they want us to wear a mask over our eyes that's
01:30:12.260
what percentage of people do you think will you know with the next one uh weirdly just in time for
01:30:22.060
the election i guess we need to do mail-in ballots guys sorry which we didn't have you gotta have those
01:30:26.860
again you know it yeah what percentage of people compared to last time do you think will actually
01:30:33.640
go along with the whole lockdown ritual the exact same percentage i was gonna say the same thing you
01:30:40.820
think so yeah really because they'll say this one's gonna be worse and what if they actually
01:30:46.580
do make it worse they probably are they're working on it because the last one was i had covid four
01:30:53.560
times it was nothing it was a walk in the park yeah i never would have got it if i didn't quit
01:30:59.040
smoking my kid says you better quit smoking because you know it's a lung disease covid so i quit smoking
01:31:06.220
immediately got covid then i read cigarette smoking helps you from getting covid oh you're just looking
01:31:13.520
out for your health so then i started smoking again and i never did get covid but i had it four times when
01:31:19.040
i wasn't smoking yeah these dirty bastards it's all just a plot to keep me on on the cigarettes
01:31:26.880
but you know it is all a trap which we're rats in a maze and they're just studying how we get out of
01:31:35.200
the maze or attempt to but there's really no doors that open yeah well i'll say this as a fan of both
01:31:42.880
yours uh and then we can wrap up is that what you both do is really the way that we can fight back
01:31:49.440
because you're like what if they make covid worse or what we all kind of feel powerless the layman's like
01:31:54.180
myself the non-celebs like you too is that seeing you guys talk about it and mock it and like we
01:31:59.680
always talk about mocking is really the best weapon against this evil just keep doing what you guys are
01:32:06.580
doing whatever you do covid or no covid keep supporting live comedy because you know you might
01:32:13.100
if you're gonna die you might as well die laughing absolutely and you can't be in a state of fear and
01:32:18.580
laughing at the same time it's good and i i think laughter is sort of like god's tickle coming
01:32:25.740
through and touching our lives it opens you up to truth it does it does i had something else i wanted
01:32:32.620
to say before we oh did you you mentioned oh i wanted you to show the alex jones it's so genius
01:32:38.060
give me one second let's see it he's mocking mocking mocking on the nth degree it was godly
01:32:45.860
i wanted you to see it and you said you've been on this show a couple times now yeah i always go on
01:32:51.160
there and pray for people to wake up and even for the bad people to get a spark of god and open up
01:32:57.040
come back to the human beings i think that that praying for the bad people it's not only beautiful
01:33:03.620
i think it's necessary yeah like an overlooked thing like if we all prayed for bill gates and yeah
01:33:10.500
biden to like get in touch with their soul if they have one if there's anything left that can
01:33:16.260
be salvaged or turned on the humans will welcome them back after they make restitution if that's
01:33:22.660
possible or they're taken from this world at least they'll go with a clear conscience yes right yeah
01:33:29.200
all right here it is you guys ready watch this i'm gonna have to watch it twice because i don't
01:33:35.380
know where it's coming liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal liberal happy fun
01:33:42.820
la la la human smuggling fentanyl desk forced government euthanasia chopping up children's
01:33:48.960
genitals la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
01:33:54.820
liberal liberal liberal that should be the dnc uh campaign uh isn't that great yeah they're
01:34:05.780
probably like dude that is pretty good we would like to license that that's exactly our message
01:34:09.880
that's really good guys isn't that great oh alex jones he's a treasure he is a treasure he's the
01:34:16.080
reason anyone's woke up yeah he did it all alone dude he and he was decades before his time like
01:34:23.800
so much of what he's like he was calling out epstein back in the early 2000s yeah and bohemian
01:34:30.720
grove he broke that story no he's legit yeah i don't know how he possibly knows the things that
01:34:38.520
he knows because he talks to people his dad was connected was he was he connected in like the
01:34:45.140
government yeah he worked in there yeah he worked in the navy or something i can't remember but he he
01:34:50.840
worked for the government the good guys when they some of them are good you know i'm sure some are
01:34:57.160
yeah and i heard that a lot of the good guys are arresting the bad guys right next to them
01:35:02.160
which is cool because that's god see that's why i'm hopeful i'm i'm glad you're hopeful i'm hopeful
01:35:10.960
too i see just a critical mass of people waking up and the more the tyrants do the more they're just
01:35:21.240
raising their hand you see what they're doing i think they're strengthening the things they try to
01:35:27.920
smear like rfk jr the more they smear him the the more credible he is the more people are waking up to
01:35:35.280
him same thing with trump they smear the sound of freedom it just gets massive so they smeared me
01:35:43.600
and uh you know but i'm too bitter to quit yeah too bitter to quit i call it the obi-wan effect
01:35:52.440
you remember in star wars if you strike me down uh when darth vader strikes down obi-wan and he says
01:35:57.000
if you kill me i'll become more powerful than you could ever imagine that's what they keep doing they
01:36:01.240
just keep making you guys bigger and stronger and more people listen to it's actually the nicest
01:36:05.660
thing they could do for for all of you is the cancel culture it's the best gift well that brings me to
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some more stuff about satan that's in the bible and then we'll end on that microphone a little bit
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droves and i see them all over youtube too they're they finally escaped that mind control yeah because
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absolutely did think they owned the black community the black youth it's in biden literally said it out
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yeah he did well you ain't black but yeah when he was on with charlemagne the god you ain't black
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oh i loved when larry elder went on charlemagne and dressed him down for not saying nothing about
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it i haven't watched that clip it's on my list it's good yeah he he does it with a fierce pride in
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and dignity it's just great because he breaks that media mind control he's i'd love to have him on
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he's he's down i've talked to him he's always been nice to me too he's great and we will have
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him on i love larry elder i supported his run for governor in california he's running for president
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now the best thing uh do you remember when he was running for governor during the recall election
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in new sim and some white liberal woman put on a monkey mask and threw a banana at him yes do you
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remember that no and they accuse larry because he was a white supremacist that's what she said and
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she put on a monkey mask and threw a fucking banana at a black governor candidate oh my god she was the
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anti-racist in that that's like men telling women they can't have the term mothers yeah yeah it's all
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that double backwards day upside down bill well that's so they co-opt you and they do it and then
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they fuck with you and you go what am i that's i think that's their version of consent oh yeah that's
01:40:02.180
how i think they did good this is so absurd i've surely everybody else sees this i don't even need
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to say it and then you don't say it and then they keep doing it we have to just keep calling it out
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we have to always say stay out of my ass yeah well i'll let you wrap up we do have to do the gold
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real quick oh do you want to do it no you do the gold let me say this i always want to do a whole show
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your shit that's such a good point i never thought of paper money you can't use as a weapon
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