The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Kurt Metzger ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #020

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00:00:26.600 Hi, everybody. It's Jake Pentland.

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00:01:47.380 Okay. Greetings, humans.

00:01:49.940 Welcome to the Roseanne Barr podcast.

00:01:52.360 Very excited today to have an interesting sort of guest on with me.

00:01:59.020 I was there at Skank Fest, which was a whole hell of a lot of fun.

00:02:03.780 My friend Tony Hinchcliffe told me to go down there.

00:02:06.820 He said it's a great audience, and it was a festival of comedy,

00:02:11.100 of dark comedy, such as you don't see everywhere.

00:02:15.320 Dark and offbeat and unusual comedy, which I enjoyed, and I enjoyed the audience.

00:02:21.500 So I came off stage, and some guy was sitting there that I never had seen before or talked to.

00:02:27.900 And it was like about three seconds into the convo with him,

00:02:32.860 I realized that I had met a fellow traveler or soul spirit sort that I was supposed to know.

00:02:44.340 And we just kept on talking and talking, and it kept on getting crazier and crazier.

00:02:48.760 And I loved it because every rabbit hole I attempted to go down to see if he could do anything about it,

00:02:56.960 he knew even more than I did.

00:02:58.780 And there were thousands of rabbit holes that we transposed in each other's presence,

00:03:10.620 and I'm glad to have him here because he's a great comic.

00:03:13.480 And he also, like myself, my first fellow guest, has won an Emmy for television, right?

00:03:23.700 I guess that's the only place you would have him, and a Peabody for television excellence,

00:03:30.420 which I'm very proud of.

00:03:32.080 But he has won each of those as well.

00:03:34.820 Please welcome Kurt Metzger.

00:03:37.580 Metzger.

00:03:38.420 Metzger.

00:03:39.300 Metzger.

00:03:39.820 I can't say it.

00:03:40.580 Metzger?

00:03:41.140 Metzger?

00:03:42.020 Yeah.

00:03:42.480 Okay.

00:03:43.300 I mean, it's a normal way.

00:03:45.440 People fuck it up a lot.

00:03:46.640 I have, I can't say it's too well.

00:03:50.060 Anyway, welcome.

00:03:50.740 A lot of people don't.

00:03:52.040 Welcome.

00:03:52.740 Thank you.

00:03:53.540 It sure was fun to meet you and talk with you, wasn't it?

00:03:57.080 Well, very few people wanted to, let's like bump into Tripoli.

00:04:00.460 Actually, a bunch of people were there at that festival, but not as far as, that was like

00:04:05.960 a real, that was like a real, like, because I got to work on a news show, so not everybody

00:04:11.720 wants to talk about all the weirdo shit I want to talk about, you know.

00:04:14.720 Yeah, such as Antarctica, which we will be talking about, right?

00:04:18.920 Yeah.

00:04:19.440 You didn't see the guy.

00:04:20.740 The, I can't remember, what's the whistleblower guy, James, you know, the guy that UFO news

00:04:28.540 came out the same week as the Titanic submarine?

00:04:30.660 Yeah, I don't remember his name.

00:04:31.960 So a bunch of people came out, and there's that doctor with the bad skin, but Stephen

00:04:36.640 Greer.

00:04:38.160 Okay.

00:04:38.740 You ever see him?

00:04:39.360 He's like, oh, I still am trying to collect, because, so he had all these people that

00:04:44.300 are like, whistleblower people, and I've seen him on different podcasts, and the guy from

00:04:50.540 Antarctica is very interesting.

00:04:52.140 He worked for Raytheon down there.

00:04:53.620 Right.

00:04:54.260 Yeah, why would Raytheon be there?

00:04:55.940 It's a weapon company.

00:04:56.940 It's peaceful in Antarctica.

00:04:58.440 But he had wild things to say.

00:05:01.060 Like what?

00:05:02.580 That they got a direct, you know, the ice neutrino detector?

00:05:06.780 Yeah.

00:05:07.920 It's also a direct energy weapon.

00:05:10.560 It is?

00:05:11.400 Oh, shit.

00:05:11.740 According to him.

00:05:13.360 I mean, he said he could do stuff that's really wild.

00:05:16.880 And the way he's telling the story is, you got to watch it, because I watch all these people.

00:05:21.660 Yeah.

00:05:22.020 They're making it up.

00:05:22.700 I want to hear just something I haven't heard before.

00:05:25.780 And the guy, and there's some people I've seen, there's a guy like Randy Kramer, he's

00:05:31.000 called, and he's a big secret space program, and he looks like such a liar every way.

00:05:37.620 The way he answers every question, he just is like, it looks like a guy I would know from

00:05:42.280 comedy, you know?

00:05:43.720 And this guy doesn't sound like that.

00:05:45.300 To me, I'm curious what you think when you see him talk.

00:05:47.920 He looks like a guy who was like fed up at his job and really wants to spill the, like

00:05:53.040 the guy who talks all this shit about P. Diddy now, his old bodyguard.

00:05:56.220 It was like that kind of, I don't give a fuck, I'm just going to tell you.

00:06:01.100 But some people don't see that, but I thought it jumped out at me when I watched him tell

00:06:05.040 the story.

00:06:05.540 What other stuff did he say?

00:06:07.360 I'll just sum it up.

00:06:08.220 There's a clown beam that comes from Antarctica.

00:06:10.700 A what?

00:06:11.400 A clown beam.

00:06:13.140 A clown beam?

00:06:14.400 Yeah, he said it could do.

00:06:15.520 I've heard of this from other stuff, and actually, you maybe saw that WF presentation about the

00:06:21.200 headphones.

00:06:22.060 Yeah, that they can hack our brains.

00:06:23.960 Is that what you're talking about?

00:06:24.920 They hack, so yeah, yeah.

00:06:26.460 Well, your boss made it short, and you wear these earbuds, and it monitors your brainwaves.

00:06:34.800 Did you see that?

00:06:35.760 I never heard of this, no.

00:06:36.600 I just read about it today.

00:06:38.500 Should I look it up?

00:06:39.140 Yeah, can you watch that?

00:06:40.800 So, okay, so this is a WEF.

00:06:43.640 You really do, though.

00:06:44.680 It's a WEF, like, TED Talk kind of thing, and it's an Iranian lady that, I can't remember

00:06:50.340 her name, but I looked her up after, because I was like, what did I just watch?

00:06:53.160 She goes, this is the world we're going to be having soon, and this and that.

00:06:58.080 This wormy guy brings her up.

00:06:59.420 She's going to introduce something, and then he sits down, and they play this cartoon that

00:07:03.500 is insane, okay?

00:07:05.920 When it's done, she comes out.

00:07:07.460 So, you guys ready for the future?

00:07:08.920 And all the people go, no.

00:07:10.020 All right, she goes, well, it's here, so we got to have a talk.

00:07:14.440 You know, we got to talk about it, because the age of owning all your data and watching

00:07:18.540 all the time is here.

00:07:20.000 You know, we can have a conversation, but it's here.

00:07:22.480 That's the thing.

00:07:23.920 So, watch what it says.

00:07:25.720 All right, what am I looking for?

00:07:27.180 You got to tell me.

00:07:28.940 Or can you text it to me?

00:07:31.960 WEF.

00:07:32.280 That's Klaus Schwab.

00:07:35.500 Yeah, brainwave.

00:07:37.720 It's all the great oligarchs, the real Davos men.

00:07:42.200 Brainwave earbuds.

00:07:43.740 Your memo is finished, your inbox is under control, and you're feeling sharper than you

00:07:49.400 have in a decade.

00:07:51.220 Sensing your joy, your playlist shifts to your favorite song.

00:07:55.080 Sending chills up your spines, the music begins to play.

00:07:58.260 You glance at the program running in the background on your computer screen and notice a now familiar

00:08:04.800 sight that appears whenever you're overloaded with pleasure, your theta brainwave activity

00:08:10.620 decreasing in the temporal regions of your brain.

00:08:14.320 You mentally move the cursor to the left and scroll through your brain data over the past

00:08:19.560 few hours.

00:08:21.040 You can see your stress levels rising as the deadline to finish your memo approached, causing

00:08:26.880 a peak in your beta brainwave activity right before an alert popped up, telling you to

00:08:32.660 take a brainwave.

00:08:34.100 Holy Jesus.

00:08:35.560 This is terrifying.

00:08:36.400 You're on your brain activity when you're asleep.

00:08:38.800 It started earlier in the month.

00:08:41.420 You send a text message to your doctor with a mental swipe of your cursor.

00:08:46.340 Could you take a quick look at my brain data?

00:08:49.260 Oh my God.

00:08:50.500 Your mind starts to wander to the new colleague on your team, whom you know you shouldn't be

00:08:56.400 daydreaming about, given the policy against intra-office romance.

00:09:01.120 But you can't help fantasizing just a little.

00:09:04.500 But then you start to worry that your boss will notice your amorous feelings when she checks

00:09:09.640 your brain activity and shift your attention back to the present.

00:09:13.220 You breathe a sigh of relief when the email she sent you later that day congratulates you

00:09:19.880 on your brain methods from the past four hours, which have earned you another performance

00:09:24.380 bonus.

00:09:24.560 My parents never did that for me growing up.

00:09:26.080 You had time jamming your mind's gone with your work-issued brains and things your butt's

00:09:30.760 still in.

00:09:31.440 A minute or something.

00:09:32.560 When you arrive at work the next day, a somber cloud has fallen over the office.

00:09:37.380 Along with emails, text messages, and GPS location data, the government has subpoenaed employees'

00:09:45.440 brainwave data from the past year.

00:09:48.260 They have compelling evidence that one of your co-workers has committed massive wire fraud.

00:09:54.140 Now, they're looking for his co-conspirators.

00:09:57.600 You discover they are looking for synchronized brain activity between your co-worker and the

00:10:03.120 people he has been working with.

00:10:04.600 While you know you're innocent of any crime, you've been secretly working with him on a

00:10:09.680 new startup venture.

00:10:11.740 Shaking, you remove your earbuds.

00:10:15.260 The end.

00:10:16.440 Wait, wait, play, but let's just watch her say, yeah.

00:10:19.080 What do you think?

00:10:19.480 Look at him giggling in the back.

00:10:20.380 Are you ready for her?

00:10:23.040 Oh my god.

00:10:24.480 You may be surprised to learn that it's a future that has already arrived.

00:10:28.660 Everything in that video that you just saw is based on technology that is already here

00:10:34.060 today.

00:10:35.260 Artificial intelligence has enabled advances in decoding.

00:10:40.000 Now, so when I first watched this.

00:10:42.340 Oh my god.

00:10:43.260 It's the scariest thing I've ever seen.

00:10:44.640 Okay, you ever see that movie Watchmen where the bad guy, he goes, I did my plan like two

00:10:48.920 hours ago.

00:10:49.460 Yeah.

00:10:49.940 So when I looked down at it, it was like six months before.

00:10:53.400 Like it had been out for six months, about 700 views.

00:10:57.040 So that like, that's about a year and a half ago.

00:11:00.340 Yeah, let me see what it said.

00:11:01.260 Now, here's what's interesting about that.

00:11:03.220 The Antarctica guy, I'm talking about the Raytheon whistleblower.

00:11:06.720 He brought this up in his interview.

00:11:09.000 I'll find the video and send it to you.

00:11:10.340 But he brought up an interview.

00:11:11.860 He goes, remember those articles that came out about how McDonald's is going to beam

00:11:15.120 commercials into your dreams?

00:11:17.140 And I was like, I do kind of remember that.

00:11:19.420 And I went and looked it back up.

00:11:20.920 And I remember that story came out.

00:11:22.060 And I was like, oh, what a silly.

00:11:24.200 It must be a wacky science news day or something.

00:11:26.900 He goes, so his point is, if McDonald's is talking about that technology, you think they

00:11:31.300 don't already have that for quite a long time?

00:11:33.940 Like, oh yeah, of course.

00:11:35.900 Like, of course.

00:11:36.820 Fucking military has it?

00:11:38.160 Now, there's another one.

00:11:40.540 Order pizza with your mind.

00:11:43.280 60 minutes.

00:11:44.260 Uh-oh, you shouldn't have told me that.

00:11:44.980 Yeah, now she's into it.

00:11:47.180 Yeah, baby.

00:11:48.320 Because when that lady, the Persian chick talking about that, I went, because I couldn't tell

00:11:52.660 from this when I watch it if she was for or against this.

00:11:55.440 I was going to ask you the same thing.

00:11:56.880 Yeah, well, she looks like it.

00:11:58.660 I found videos where she sounds against it.

00:12:00.600 She looks like she has no soul whatsoever.

00:12:03.580 Like, you know, she could run over a kid and be okay with it on her way to Starbucks.

00:12:08.300 You know what?

00:12:09.120 We could check her brain data and find out very easily.

00:12:11.760 Most people have no idea where we're at, do they?

00:12:15.080 No, this is really scary.

00:12:16.160 How could you?

00:12:16.960 How could you possibly know unless you, like, there's something wrong with you?

00:12:22.760 Why you should never even try to look?

00:12:25.860 Yeah.

00:12:26.160 Here's the thing I always, like, have my doubts about, like, any kind of, like, secret

00:12:31.220 reptile thing, because I don't believe in the reptile brain, how people say.

00:12:36.340 And also, it's not a real thing.

00:12:37.600 And you don't have a reptile brain.

00:12:39.560 That's like a thing a guy said in the 60s.

00:12:41.720 Yeah.

00:12:42.160 I think metaphorically.

00:12:43.480 And it just, they ran with it.

00:12:45.180 So, reptiles are not, like, torturers.

00:12:49.440 Yeah, it's human.

00:12:51.180 That's primate.

00:12:52.180 You know, chimpanzees do kind of wild stuff like that.

00:12:54.120 That just sounds real human to me, that kind of behavior.

00:12:58.060 Yeah, it is.

00:12:58.740 But metaphorically.

00:12:59.800 Other animals aren't sadistic for sexual pleasure for, you know, I don't think.

00:13:04.400 Yeah, oh, well.

00:13:05.600 Not true.

00:13:05.740 I saw a gorilla rape that frog, remember, and throw it.

00:13:08.400 But is that sadistic if he's doing it like you're, look, like the way.

00:13:12.540 Well, not with the whole machinery of a government behind him.

00:13:15.260 He's not trying to hurt that frog.

00:13:16.780 He just doesn't care.

00:13:17.800 Yeah.

00:13:18.280 Like, sadistic is like, no, the frog has to be.

00:13:20.660 That's a good point.

00:13:21.740 Right, exactly.

00:13:22.900 How do we end up with these people on the top of things?

00:13:27.060 Do you think that they're, like, cloned or come down there?

00:13:30.120 What about Antarctica?

00:13:31.360 Some people say that it's, like, Nazis that are cloning evil, like, soldiers and shit with no souls.

00:13:40.180 It's, like, wood alcohol, right?

00:13:42.520 Like, you've got a poison rubbing alcohol so people don't drink it for whatever.

00:13:46.740 Yeah.

00:13:47.900 There's some truth in a bunch of it because Nazis are popping up, but they definitely put in a lot of extra crap to make sure you don't hit on it.

00:13:56.280 And then if somebody actually does hit on it, they've got other ways to deal with that, you know?

00:14:00.940 No, I don't know what that is.

00:14:01.820 Like, Gary Webb.

00:14:02.340 Remember Gary Webb, the guy that...

00:14:04.580 You can take that out if you want, you guys.

00:14:06.460 Oh, right.

00:14:07.300 That guy who basically exposed the CIA was indeed bringing crack into the hood.

00:14:12.140 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:14:12.880 Into the hood.

00:14:13.180 They killed?

00:14:13.980 Yeah.

00:14:14.280 And then he killed himself with two gunshots to the head.

00:14:16.800 The Clinton suicide, yeah.

00:14:18.080 And I was watching something, but a quote he said, he goes, I realized, because he'd worked in the press for a long time, he goes, oh, I must have never reported on anything important before.

00:14:27.240 That's what he realized with the amount of shit that came down because he told the truth about that one thing.

00:14:32.240 Wow.

00:14:32.800 So, you know, if there's no aliens, I bring us up to people, like, like you're Neil deGrasse.

00:14:38.760 Like, that arrogant, Fermi paradox.

00:14:42.240 You ever see that?

00:14:42.700 The Fermi paradox.

00:14:43.840 I always watch science shows and they go, boy, how do we solve the Fermi paradox?

00:14:47.340 What the hell is that?

00:14:48.400 Never heard of it.

00:14:49.340 A big crack of shit.

00:14:50.600 Enrique Fermi.

00:14:51.320 It's based on Enrique Fermi.

00:14:53.320 I don't know, the physicist.

00:14:54.440 I really don't know a lot about him, but he's famous.

00:14:57.300 And they said he is like, if there's so many, given the age of the solar system, how young it is, and the time for civilizations, why haven't we seen aliens yet?

00:15:06.080 Right.

00:15:06.900 Okay.

00:15:07.340 So, number one, there's not a paradox.

00:15:09.220 Okay.

00:15:09.620 And also, he didn't say that.

00:15:10.760 It's some, like, rumor about a thing he said at lunch one time.

00:15:13.800 And 20 years later, two other guys made this principle that is not a paradox and doesn't make sense.

00:15:19.700 And I watch so many, like, pop science things.

00:15:22.680 They all just latch on to the same pop thing and keep putting it out there.

00:15:26.680 And it's gotten to, like, absurdity.

00:15:29.120 And, you know, oh, you know Jason Bermas, the guy who made Loose Change?

00:15:34.940 Yeah.

00:15:35.520 So, I was on him.

00:15:36.500 I'm talking to him.

00:15:37.380 I loved all that guy.

00:15:38.620 But he don't think there's any such, you know, Roswell, there's no alien or anything like that.

00:15:42.180 He thinks it's the Annie Jacobson DARPA book.

00:15:46.100 Yeah.

00:15:46.460 Where, like, they told her that, like, well, Stalin, the thing didn't even fly.

00:15:52.120 Stalin was taking, like, deformed kids and pushing them out of a helicopter.

00:15:56.520 Something like that as a psyop on us.

00:15:58.700 Okay.

00:15:59.960 I'm glad we're back into science.

00:16:01.260 And then my question was, like, why would we possibly cover that up if Stalin, a guy who we don't exactly cover for his crimes, we wouldn't tell?

00:16:13.420 And he goes, yeah, he said, the DARPA guy goes, because we were doing the same thing.

00:16:18.080 And I go, I'm like, Jason, my question stands.

00:16:20.820 Why would that stop us?

00:16:22.800 So, what, we're doing the same thing.

00:16:24.720 Like, we're yelling at somebody for invading a sovereign nation right now.

00:16:27.780 I mean, why would that not have come out already just to demonize Stalin?

00:16:32.220 And then when they go, you did it too, we just keep lying.

00:16:34.980 No, we didn't.

00:16:35.680 Hey, stop, whataboutism-ing.

00:16:37.800 Of course, we would have brought it out.

00:16:39.180 That's a stupider story than some aliens from an infinite universe coming.

00:16:44.920 That's a worse story.

00:16:46.380 That's not a more reasonable story.

00:16:48.240 Do you think that's stupid that they're, do you think it's a psyop that they are all talking about aliens now?

00:16:54.640 And do you think that that's just another social experiment?

00:17:00.520 Okay, if it is, hey, how the hell do I know?

00:17:04.600 Yeah.

00:17:04.980 If it is, that is so much more insane than if there is aliens to cover up.

00:17:12.180 That's about a billion, just think of the enormity of, like, making up, like, a George Lucas universe of alien creatures.

00:17:20.680 I mean, just, like, for the purpose of, like, covering up, like, we need to do a grain deal somewhere.

00:17:28.220 Like, it's so crazy if that's the level of lie you would tell to do the simple, evil, shitty things we do all over the world.

00:17:35.920 I would say you should be really upset if that is what it is.

00:17:39.500 You should be way more upset than if they're hiding aliens.

00:17:41.800 I agree, a thousand.

00:17:43.960 Can you guys tell me, because you guys are so similar.

00:17:46.940 This is so fun to watch the both of you.

00:17:48.720 Can you guys explain to me, just stick on Antarctica for, like, ten minutes?

00:17:52.220 Because I don't know what Antarctica is.

00:17:54.420 You talked about it.

00:17:55.360 Nobody does.

00:17:55.520 I didn't know about it either, but then I started getting it out of people.

00:17:59.140 Explain it to people, because this is a podcast.

00:18:00.800 Well, there's several, you know, there's several.

00:18:02.940 There's a range.

00:18:04.020 Yeah, there's a range.

00:18:05.060 Give me the most.

00:18:05.680 Reasonable to bad shit.

00:18:06.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:08.040 Reasonable first, and then we'll move to bad shit.

00:18:09.600 Okay, reasonable is Admiral Byrd went up there, and there are peculiar laws that apply only

00:18:15.480 to Antarctica, and it's international, and then they've got, like, warm water lakes under

00:18:22.500 the ice, and, you know.

00:18:24.640 Admiral Byrd's, like, World War II era, right?

00:18:27.100 Yeah.

00:18:27.420 Okay.

00:18:27.920 He was going to Antarctica to investigate it.

00:18:31.600 Okay.

00:18:31.880 And so then we find out, so was Hitler.

00:18:34.280 Okay.

00:18:34.680 And people say that a whole bunch of Germans went there pre-World War II, and then they

00:18:42.660 sent for something like 46,000 German women to come, and they went.

00:18:47.680 Oh, you got the hardcore story of how to train some people.

00:18:51.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:51.460 This is the basic one, or this is the hardcore one?

00:18:53.400 No, this is the secret space program.

00:18:55.440 Okay.

00:18:55.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:56.120 I figured she would start.

00:18:57.340 Mm-hmm.

00:18:57.800 Okay, so there's-

00:18:58.700 And it's actually a breakaway continent that is a bigger landmass than the whole of North

00:19:04.060 America, and that it is a civilization that's been going on now for, what, almost, probably

00:19:11.660 80 years.

00:19:12.360 80 years?

00:19:12.380 So that's the conspiracy theory.

00:19:13.680 There's a secret-

00:19:14.440 There's a bunch.

00:19:14.800 And then it's a breakaway continent.

00:19:16.560 Give me-

00:19:17.060 They have their-

00:19:17.420 They use physics, not like-

00:19:19.740 They use more Tesla physics.

00:19:21.500 Yeah, but see, you guys think everybody-

00:19:22.220 That's why they have flying saucers and these kind of weapons.

00:19:25.240 Okay.

00:19:25.380 And that's where it's coming from.

00:19:26.200 So it's Germans, it's the Nazis are in Antarctica producing weapons, and we don't know about

00:19:30.880 that.

00:19:30.900 Well, okay.

00:19:31.300 That's one, right?

00:19:32.280 Yeah.

00:19:32.840 That's-

00:19:33.300 There's a million variations of it.

00:19:35.200 Okay.

00:19:35.340 Yeah, there are a million variations.

00:19:35.880 And also, there's also Admiral Byrd's story where he meets a wise old man with a beard.

00:19:41.820 Uh-huh.

00:19:42.880 And that seems like, because I try to look up all of them, because here's what's funny,

00:19:47.920 because I have to do real news stories because of the Jimmy Show.

00:19:50.480 Yeah, he's on Jimmy Dore's show.

00:19:52.240 He's a genius.

00:19:53.100 I love Jimmy Dore.

00:19:53.980 Well, the stuff, the weird shit that you wouldn't expect to, like, trigger a memory of something

00:20:01.120 that you know about that's real is, like, never what I would think it is, you know?

00:20:05.880 Right, uh-huh.

00:20:06.860 Like, but there's so much stuff in Antarctica.

00:20:10.360 Clearly, something's hidden down there.

00:20:11.600 That guy, if you watch his video, he was saying there's no giant hole in Antarctica.

00:20:15.980 There's not-

00:20:16.320 The Raytheon has this ice cube detector.

00:20:20.280 He says, like, it emits a green laser into the sky.

00:20:24.220 And it does measure neutrinos.

00:20:25.980 He's just saying all the other stuff that it does.

00:20:28.120 Uh-huh.

00:20:28.300 And, uh, his thing, because I always like to, like, uh, you know, not there's always the

00:20:35.480 way to go, but I'll leave, I'll split the difference on a lot of these stories.

00:20:38.660 Yeah, Occam's range.

00:20:39.180 You should hear his.

00:20:40.680 Okay.

00:20:41.120 I'll listen to it.

00:20:42.020 Because it's really, uh, interesting.

00:20:43.020 Because then you realize, I mean, if you got a, this is a wonderful machine that Raytheon

00:20:49.440 Raytheon has, you can make all kinds of things happen that maybe didn't happen that you'll

00:20:54.960 swear happened.

00:20:56.080 Right.

00:20:56.800 So, who the hell knows?

00:20:58.080 But I just do not believe that they came up with that, with their innovation.

00:21:03.080 The whole, here's the cuckoo story that I, now, and it's because of Jimmy Dorshow.

00:21:07.120 Uh-huh.

00:21:07.500 The, because, the idea, well, the technology just jumps so suddenly.

00:21:12.700 Yeah, right.

00:21:13.140 And it's because our, our free market innovations, everybody I know who's big off of, free market

00:21:19.220 innovation, stole the shit from the original guy.

00:21:22.020 That's exactly right.

00:21:22.940 That's what that means.

00:21:23.560 And I doubt, or it's going to be great at coming up with more on there.

00:21:26.960 So, then you read that Corso, I didn't even read his book, the Colonel Corso book.

00:21:32.020 That's the one that's supposedly all about this.

00:21:34.360 And, uh, that's where he says, like, they had stuff, they go, hey,

00:21:37.340 put a patent on this and figure it out.

00:21:39.220 Right.

00:21:39.840 There's supposed to be, like, 36,000, 136,000 patents.

00:21:44.000 But where are they taking it from?

00:21:45.240 Nazis or aliens?

00:21:46.460 No, from the, whatever, whatever they recovered.

00:21:49.460 In Antarctica.

00:21:50.400 Yeah, and there's a document that came out from that whistleblower now about Italy,

00:21:53.740 a weird Italian document about, don't talk about that crash.

00:21:58.040 Okay.

00:21:58.300 So, this before.

00:21:59.260 Back up.

00:21:59.740 So, you're saying that there's technology that already existed in Antarctica that we discovered.

00:22:03.120 Well, they squirreled everything away that they couldn't get, that they couldn't

00:22:06.960 use here.

00:22:08.080 That's a next level.

00:22:09.300 Okay, well, that's what I'm trying to, I'm trying to, you guys got to inform us.

00:22:12.400 What's the alien shit that you've heard of?

00:22:14.140 Like, I had heard of, like, Roswell, right?

00:22:16.080 Of course, yeah.

00:22:17.000 Something with the 40s, Eisenhower.

00:22:19.420 Yeah.

00:22:20.020 And kind of all that, right?

00:22:21.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:21.580 And the gray.

00:22:22.420 The grays and the whites and communion or whatever.

00:22:25.280 Giants, too.

00:22:26.760 Okay.

00:22:27.320 Yeah.

00:22:27.640 Like, always some Bible tie-in.

00:22:29.840 And that's another thing I get very suspicious of.

00:22:32.060 But stay on the subject.

00:22:33.160 Can you believe I said that?

00:22:36.420 When my mom says that, we're indeed it.

00:22:38.720 I can't believe I said that.

00:22:39.120 Yeah.

00:22:39.580 That's fair enough.

00:22:39.920 No, but we want to stay on the subject.

00:22:41.500 Yeah.

00:22:41.760 Because I'm trying to follow it.

00:22:42.700 We're trying to inform.

00:22:43.660 So, by chance, it came up on my YouTube algorithm.

00:22:47.700 I don't remember what I was looking up, but some pops up this guy named Charles Hall.

00:22:51.740 Okay.

00:22:52.640 The testimony of Charles Hall, Area 51.

00:22:54.800 I'm going to look at that where you talk.

00:22:55.560 Okay.

00:22:55.860 He's from, like, Wisconsin.

00:22:57.040 He's some farm guy from Wisconsin that worked on Dreamland.

00:22:59.480 Area 52 is a weather balloon thing in the desert.

00:23:02.920 Okay.

00:23:03.600 And he tells this whole story about meeting extraterrestrials.

00:23:06.960 And he goes, nothing I did was classified.

00:23:09.440 They told me, like, nothing you do is going to be classified.

00:23:12.920 Yeah, because nobody will believe me anyway, right?

00:23:15.220 Well, not only that, you can't write anything down.

00:23:17.900 So, what are you going to do?

00:23:18.600 Do you have evidence or anything?

00:23:19.980 What I think, if it's true and not made up, it would be the perfect way to test out contact

00:23:25.320 with a touchy alien race that regards us as violent gorillas.

00:23:29.860 And the way he described it, this is what I first heard of, the tall whites.

00:23:32.580 Right.

00:23:32.880 So, I'm looking it up right now.

00:23:33.940 Charles Hall, tall whites.

00:23:34.960 Okay.

00:23:35.660 I got kicked off of this.

00:23:36.680 I'm like, I want to know all the, like, if there's made-up PSYOP.

00:23:40.180 What is the official lore of their races?

00:23:42.740 I want to know.

00:23:43.860 Because you don't really, you know.

00:23:45.340 Alien racism.

00:23:45.840 You can find a Star Trek Klingon versus whatever politics, right?

00:23:49.040 Right.

00:23:49.220 So, how built out is this lore?

00:23:51.660 Right.

00:23:52.020 Because I've only heard of these gray ones, and they're like tall whites since the 60s.

00:23:56.280 And then, his story, let's say it's just made up, because I write stuff.

00:24:00.820 So, I just want to hear something I didn't hear before.

00:24:02.580 Okay.

00:24:02.960 Right?

00:24:03.200 It's valuable to me if it's completely made up, but it's not hacky.

00:24:06.300 Yeah.

00:24:06.620 Right, right, right.

00:24:07.520 So, he says tall whites.

00:24:08.700 A couple weird details that he had in his of interacting, but you got to watch it to see,

00:24:13.020 you know.

00:24:13.480 Well, give me the cliff notes.

00:24:15.000 What does he say about tall whites?

00:24:16.040 Tall whites are like, as they get old, they get taller.

00:24:18.400 Okay.

00:24:18.620 They're very skinny.

00:24:19.680 Their eyes are slightly.

00:24:20.760 They could almost pass for human.

00:24:23.080 They're like grays.

00:24:24.020 Paper white skin.

00:24:25.220 Mm-hmm.

00:24:25.520 Smaller ears.

00:24:28.700 They're weaker than us physically.

00:24:31.920 They have, like, suits that let them, like, levitate a little bit and have a field where

00:24:36.420 if you threw a rock, it would just, like, drop at some kind of...

00:24:39.920 I mean, this guy has a degree in nuclear physics.

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00:25:42.080 Oh, wow.

00:25:42.780 Okay.

00:25:43.500 Yeah, so he figured out...

00:25:45.040 He's saying all the things I'm saying, I had to figure out...

00:25:46.340 So they're not human?

00:25:47.740 No.

00:25:48.580 Okay.

00:25:48.940 I think what Kurt's saying, you're saying there's aliens in Antarctica that we discovered

00:25:51.900 their technology, right?

00:25:52.920 Okay, this is...

00:25:53.660 I've only got the Antarctica.

00:25:54.500 I can't...

00:25:55.380 Yeah, we're still in Antarctica.

00:25:56.400 Just the tall whites in America.

00:25:57.660 I love that you're saying fantastic.

00:26:00.000 Like, if I just blast you with all this shit at once, it sounds crazy.

00:26:03.720 So supposedly, that's who we've been working with the whole time.

00:26:06.720 Okay.

00:26:07.200 And he was saying shit about how GE was rebuilding their ships for them.

00:26:11.320 The ships, by the way, are tic-tac-shaped.

00:26:14.160 And going back a while in his story, the way he described it was really funny.

00:26:19.300 He goes, we're as strong as gorillas compared to them.

00:26:21.320 Like, if you touch one of them, they'll kill you.

00:26:22.820 These little pencil-shaped things that...

00:26:26.100 He said it's a microwave emitter, and it could tune it to an element or in your...

00:26:30.700 So like sodium, you electrocute.

00:26:32.880 Wow.

00:26:33.400 They could hypnotize you with a magnesium by tuning into the magnesium.

00:26:37.560 He said the older people have like a longer one.

00:26:40.640 And just misunderstand...

00:26:42.440 Oh, if you lie to them, they'll kill you.

00:26:44.100 In most of the worlds that were inhabited, once somebody gets super...

00:26:47.380 One becomes advanced, they kill off every other species, generally.

00:26:53.320 And I was like, I've never heard anybody saying space aliens told them shit like that.

00:26:57.720 So that's either just a good detail of writing...

00:27:00.380 Yeah.

00:27:00.940 Why haven't they killed us?

00:27:03.940 We work with them.

00:27:05.260 They're not like...

00:27:06.000 How he describes them...

00:27:07.620 I was like, I've heard this story before of like, there's even whiter creatures at the

00:27:12.400 top, like treating us like ape children, like he's like...

00:27:17.900 So, and I can't tell if he consciously is putting that in there because he's faking a story or

00:27:21.660 that's the story.

00:27:22.660 But I could see that being the story.

00:27:24.820 Then I remembered, maybe that 2011 or 12, there was a hilarious article about Iran put

00:27:31.260 out this crazy article about how Obama works with these aliens called the Tall Whites.

00:27:36.500 That's the first time I ever heard the Tall Whites.

00:27:38.400 I had never, ever heard of the Tall Whites.

00:27:41.200 This is the first time I've heard of them.

00:27:42.860 Wacky McDonald's beaming into your dreams-like article.

00:27:46.260 So I was like, oh yeah, the Tall...

00:27:47.620 And then I went back and looked at it.

00:27:49.440 And I'm like...

00:27:51.060 They're like, yeah, Russians just leaked this to the...

00:27:52.860 That makes sense to me about Obama.

00:27:55.360 Either they or a reptilian alien contacted the Nazis.

00:28:00.560 These, you know, hit in the war through their occult rituals.

00:28:04.940 Now here...

00:28:05.320 Right.

00:28:05.620 Well, they conjure.

00:28:07.300 Okay.

00:28:07.500 Yeah, right.

00:28:07.920 Okay.

00:28:08.260 So...

00:28:08.500 This is good now.

00:28:09.160 Now, because I've got a very religious background.

00:28:12.080 Yeah.

00:28:12.240 So here's the thing that...

00:28:13.320 And Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm not a Jehovah's Witness, but now that I...

00:28:16.780 When I go down Bible holes, because there's all these people that are Bible scholars, you

00:28:20.020 can see all there.

00:28:21.640 Right.

00:28:21.940 So I'm like fascinated by it, you know?

00:28:24.460 And so there's stuff that...

00:28:25.940 Like, for example, we were talking about Lucifer.

00:28:28.900 Lucifer is not the devil's name.

00:28:30.560 It was never.

00:28:31.720 That was some Catholic...

00:28:33.000 Right.

00:28:33.420 ...Branius or something.

00:28:35.160 It's somebody who just put that on it, like what always happens.

00:28:38.200 Right.

00:28:38.820 That was...

00:28:39.760 It was a metaphor, but it was Saturn, you know, the light bringer, because it's a bright

00:28:44.140 star.

00:28:44.560 He's comparing a Babylonian king to it.

00:28:47.400 Really, you could just say, celebrity, like you're a star.

00:28:50.780 Right.

00:28:51.320 You're a Lucifer.

00:28:52.140 That's what it means.

00:28:53.080 Yeah.

00:28:53.420 Okay.

00:28:53.740 And he meant that in general.

00:28:54.720 That is not one of the names of Satan.

00:28:55.960 In fact, Satan, very early on, before it got written down later, was really not a character

00:29:02.580 who just means adversary, because his job is to test, like Job.

00:29:07.480 He's like, God, he's not good.

00:29:08.600 He's trying to trick you.

00:29:09.600 Like, he works for God.

00:29:10.680 That's why...

00:29:11.280 That's how that started that story.

00:29:12.480 I know, they made a big trick on all humans when they said it was a being outside of the

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00:29:19.800 Well, I think it is that, by the way.

00:29:21.060 But originally, it is an impulse, an impulse in you, a negative impulse in you to make you

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00:29:35.620 And then they harness that, and then they could manipulate it.

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00:32:25.760 a baby once a weekend, and that's all they did, that would be ... I'd make that deal

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00:32:40.680 We had a 20-year devil sacrifice in the Middle East.

00:32:46.200 What in the fuck was that?

00:32:47.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:32:48.940 I see my friends are soldiers.

00:32:49.980 I get what the fuck was that?

00:32:52.100 None of it made any sense, and I went along with it.

00:32:55.900 I lived in New York.

00:32:56.700 I remember everybody was like, yeah, somebody with a funny hat's blowing up.

00:33:00.720 It's that stupid of a feeling, and all the races united in it.

00:33:09.600 Fascinating.

00:33:10.240 Okay.

00:33:10.820 Right.

00:33:11.140 I'm with you now.

00:33:12.020 There's a blackout right after it in New York.

00:33:13.500 I was there, and the notorious 70s ones were like, I guess just modern times now in New

00:33:18.640 York, but it was a party.

00:33:20.620 Everyone was just walking around, hanging out, being cool, because 9-11 had happened.

00:33:24.380 Nobody had it in them to do a riot after that.

00:33:26.200 Everybody was just being really cool.

00:33:28.060 Yeah.

00:33:28.180 Yeah, I was shocked when I turned on the TV and saw the Twin Towers on fire and all that

00:33:33.940 going on, and I thought that it was another planet, because it was all these guys in suits,

00:33:40.440 and they were handing out water and applauding for the blue-collar first responders, and I

00:33:46.620 go, my God, have I died and gone to heaven where the speculators are actually thanking the

00:33:53.140 people that do the real work?

00:33:54.780 Well, they're not giving them any money for their illnesses, so that's why.

00:33:57.600 Well, I know it was two days later where they cut all their benefits.

00:34:01.560 No, but you get a firm hand shaking, thank you.

00:34:03.500 But still, that was a lot.

00:34:04.500 Now you've got cancer, and I just happen to own, you know, we just happen to own all the

00:34:09.820 cancer treatment facilities, too, and we'll get rich off that, too.

00:34:13.780 Yeah.

00:34:14.040 It was all just, don't you think it was all just a big-ass insurance scam?

00:34:19.920 If not literally, then metaphorically insurance, certainly, like, that's the kind of thing

00:34:25.220 that I think the plots are the most, is like that.

00:34:27.760 Yeah, they're all like that.

00:34:29.060 They're all like, wait, is this all that this is?

00:34:30.680 Yeah, and then people will add Byzantine layers of bullshit to it, but it's all the rich getting

00:34:37.200 richer and the poor getting poorer.

00:34:38.860 There's nothing else to know.

00:34:40.140 Well, also, this made me laugh.

00:34:42.500 Oh, my girl never saw Eyes Wide Shut, okay?

00:34:45.740 Uh-huh.

00:34:46.520 I forget how terrible of a movie it is.

00:34:48.480 It's terrible.

00:34:49.420 I mean, it's like stupid, not one part of it.

00:34:52.100 Well, because they wouldn't let him do what he wanted to do, and they kept censoring all

00:34:56.760 through it until he finally went mad and died.

00:34:59.420 Well, I just mean, I didn't believe Tom Cruise and whatever, but when, but the orgy, the rich

00:35:04.420 people orgy.

00:35:04.820 But she was great.

00:35:06.480 No, yeah.

00:35:07.120 You could, you believe, I believe Nicole Kidman, because first of all, I knew she grew up in

00:35:12.060 that kind of a family.

00:35:13.180 I mean, her dad was, he's one of them.

00:35:16.380 Oh, no shit.

00:35:17.220 Yeah.

00:35:17.760 Well, okay, the orgy that goes to, I always wanted to do a sketch of, remember?

00:35:22.100 The piano player with the blindfold?

00:35:23.760 Mm-hmm.

00:35:24.320 Like, I gotta be an Eyes Wide Shut comedian?

00:35:26.580 Like, I gotta do crowd work?

00:35:31.880 Take my life, please.

00:35:33.640 But, so he's walking through this orgy, and it looks like, I know poor people have better

00:35:38.600 orgies than this.

00:35:39.660 I know that, it's just like, everybody's sitting, and then, by the way, you have a mask on,

00:35:44.260 so nobody's getting blown, nobody can do drugs, it's just two people fucking on a shelf

00:35:48.680 while you stand there, with the shittiest, why would you want to listen to that while

00:35:53.340 you fuck chanting?

00:35:56.060 Rock and roll is a devil music you could play, that would be way better, like, aww.

00:36:00.480 And then, like, I was laughing, because, like, even way back when Bohemian Grove came out,

00:36:06.940 right?

00:36:07.420 Right.

00:36:07.620 And I remember, at the time, I was in Art Institute in Philly, my roommate had the tape

00:36:11.720 of that, and I wasn't impressed, I'm like, oh, they're just corny, like, and, because

00:36:16.040 I didn't understand what, like, that's what rich people...

00:36:18.920 I know what you mean, because I always said that, you mean, I've, I mean, I don't want

00:36:23.600 to get in trouble, but I thought, well, Christ, I've snuck into all these secret things, and

00:36:29.000 that's, at the end, it's just a bunch of guys wearing dresses and wigs, that's what

00:36:34.540 the whole thing is, is a bunch of guys dressing up like women, that's all it's about, what

00:36:40.680 a fucking bore, it's cornball to the max.

00:36:44.300 That's why you're not welcome there.

00:36:47.600 When I was at the shows, I go, I was saying this at the festival, I'm like, listen, you

00:36:52.680 don't understand, like, these rich people can't just fuck at the bus stop like you people

00:36:56.660 on the way to this festival, just twerking the streets, like, they gotta go in the woods

00:37:03.200 and all wear robes and take a devil vow, just to, like, fuck a prostitute or be whatever

00:37:08.720 they are.

00:37:09.980 That's a good point.

00:37:11.040 Because they have to blackmail each other.

00:37:12.740 Right, that's a point.

00:37:14.040 That's what gets them off.

00:37:15.060 That's what it is, yeah.

00:37:16.480 Here's the ultimate thing that I don't trust.

00:37:18.680 Knowing that they own somebody's soul, I mean, they do get off on that.

00:37:22.880 You know, like, the dark side of the, like, the...

00:37:26.800 Bullshit matrix?

00:37:28.420 Well, yeah, like, the gay, the comforting Nathan Lane movie in the 90s gay versus these

00:37:35.400 people, you're like, are you gay?

00:37:36.520 I'm like, no.

00:37:37.380 And I'm like, why would you possibly not say you're gay at this point in time?

00:37:40.680 No, I'm not.

00:37:41.840 Roy Cohn gay, I call it.

00:37:43.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:44.060 I just want the maximum amount of benefit that I could possibly get.

00:37:47.920 And, hey, if my very thing that I'm pretending is important, whatever, if that doesn't get

00:37:53.800 me ahead a little bit more, nobody needs to know.

00:37:56.800 Well, that's a psychopath.

00:37:58.400 That's exactly what it is.

00:37:59.840 Yeah.

00:38:00.160 Extra credit, motherfucker.

00:38:01.440 Yeah.

00:38:01.880 Who gives a shit who they want to have sex with or what religion, their color they are?

00:38:06.620 They're a fucking psychopath.

00:38:08.140 And that's a thing all its own.

00:38:10.200 Right?

00:38:11.320 I like when everyone rushes to defend a psychopath because they have the same skin color as them.

00:38:16.400 And they think that that's some kind of good thing.

00:38:19.460 Or if I just really aspire to their success in life that I project my own story onto in

00:38:24.940 some way because we vaguely, under the Census Bureau standards, look like each other.

00:38:32.560 I'm probably fat and they're way better looking than me.

00:38:36.080 That's me.

00:38:40.300 The shows are all a mirror.

00:38:42.260 Look at it.

00:38:42.780 I'm that handsome guy.

00:38:45.280 Right?

00:38:46.400 What?

00:38:47.920 It's psychopathology.

00:38:49.680 But I don't think poor or working people, they don't have it as much as people who aspire

00:38:55.140 to climb to the top of the ladder.

00:38:58.380 Those guys are all fucked.

00:39:00.320 They're all crazy.

00:39:00.940 Okay.

00:39:01.380 There's a glass ceiling.

00:39:02.860 Yeah.

00:39:04.100 So, of where you can go.

00:39:06.840 I saw this guy, Charleston White, saying it.

00:39:08.420 He's exactly right.

00:39:09.260 There's a glass ceiling of how far you could go if you're not willing to be.

00:39:13.060 And the guy from Brand Newbie and that rapper was saying this and he's right.

00:39:17.860 He was to defend somebody.

00:39:19.240 It was like, they want to turn you gay.

00:39:20.580 You know, somebody said that about Hollywood, some rapper.

00:39:23.760 But he goes, what are you saying?

00:39:24.880 And I, when the guy's saying they want to turn you gay, I know what he's saying.

00:39:27.560 Immediately.

00:39:27.740 Like, it's whatever, what's your personal thing, that's your line, you're going to cross it.

00:39:33.500 Whatever it is.

00:39:34.360 You can, like, what's your line to cross?

00:39:36.760 We need to see you do that.

00:39:38.100 Right.

00:39:38.180 In front of us right now, please.

00:39:39.780 The thing you think is morally wrong, we need you to violate that.

00:39:43.360 Yeah.

00:39:43.380 So, you probably, most people would not even need to prove themselves that hard by, like,

00:39:48.680 drinking a full baby.

00:39:49.640 You could prove it by just fucking a whore.

00:39:51.720 You know, or do a line.

00:39:53.200 You could probably do them biker ways.

00:39:55.120 It's like the.

00:39:55.560 Yeah, but it keeps, it grows exponentially because of the thrill.

00:39:59.100 Like, all them serial killers start out as window peepers.

00:40:03.220 Right.

00:40:03.300 And the thrill, it has to always be new, like chasing the dragon, like doing Harry.

00:40:07.260 Yeah.

00:40:08.040 So, they got to have a bigger risk every time.

00:40:10.240 So, of course, eventually it comes to, you know, sacrificing kids and drinking their

00:40:15.000 Well, I mean, look, if you can't come from.

00:40:16.960 Especially after Hollywood, after you have won an Oscar, what's next?

00:40:21.140 It's live, eating a live fucking baby.

00:40:23.500 Are you shitting me?

00:40:24.560 What else is there?

00:40:27.120 I asked Charlie Sheen that same question and he wouldn't tell me.

00:40:31.040 That guy's a real study.

00:40:33.200 Yeah.

00:40:33.940 He's a real study.

00:40:34.360 I wrote on his roast.

00:40:35.860 You did?

00:40:36.480 Yeah, it was the last time I hung out with Patrice.

00:40:38.100 And he was very charming, Charlie Sheen.

00:40:40.580 Yeah, he is charming.

00:40:41.760 All of them are charming.

00:40:43.460 No, yeah, it's incredible.

00:40:46.020 Patrice.

00:40:46.560 Yeah.

00:40:46.740 Oh, my God.

00:40:47.360 How much did we miss that fucker?

00:40:49.540 Oh, yeah.

00:40:49.960 I think about it a lot.

00:40:51.220 I really do.

00:40:51.440 How genius was that guy?

00:40:53.960 We just, like, yeah, very smart.

00:40:57.400 But, like, he's just honest.

00:40:58.400 Like, he wasn't right all the time.

00:40:59.980 He's just honest all the time.

00:41:01.480 Yeah.

00:41:01.840 That's the thing that's crazy.

00:41:03.940 Yeah, right.

00:41:04.100 That's what's crazy is to be honest.

00:41:05.620 Somebody said once that I heard, I think it was my boyfriend, Johnny, back in the day,

00:41:12.320 says, as honest as you dare.

00:41:17.480 As honest as you dare.

00:41:19.480 Yeah, right.

00:41:20.460 Right?

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00:42:55.020 You guys are both so crazy.

00:42:56.820 I love it.

00:42:57.420 This is the kind of podcast I like, because two people in the same mind meld.

00:43:01.620 You haven't got into anything, really.

00:43:03.020 We haven't got into Antarctica.

00:43:05.580 Yeah.

00:43:06.080 Well, you can get into whatever you want.

00:43:07.500 I like the baby blood drinking thing that he's bringing.

00:43:09.980 Baby blood drinking is good.

00:43:11.220 The lizard stuff where the Nazis met the lizards?

00:43:13.820 Now, if I had to bet where the wood of the wood alcohol is, is probably, because I'm guessing

00:43:20.380 they probably met, the problem is supposedly they can all look like whatever the fuck they

00:43:25.960 want.

00:43:26.520 Yeah.

00:43:26.840 They have trouble holding the human shape.

00:43:29.280 That's what they say.

00:43:30.960 Yeah.

00:43:31.300 So then it makes it, all these things seem to be liars a lot, you know?

00:43:36.680 But then from there, they had the technology to make a, you know, and they found them trying

00:43:43.020 to make flying saucers.

00:43:45.460 The tall whites?

00:43:46.920 No, the Germans, when they met.

00:43:48.340 The tall whites, we met in the 60s, I guess, afterwards.

00:43:51.120 Okay.

00:43:52.000 Okay, wait.

00:43:52.480 So you got to, so Germans found aliens and aliens gave them tech.

00:43:55.060 You know above the White House, that picture where they had a UFO sighted above the White

00:43:58.640 House back in the day in the 40s?

00:44:00.140 No, but.

00:44:00.520 It's like a famous UFO thing.

00:44:01.840 Okay.

00:44:02.000 So wait, the German technology.

00:44:06.720 That was German flying saucer, supposedly.

00:44:09.040 Okay.

00:44:09.320 Oh.

00:44:09.820 So do you think the Germans invented the flying saucer, or they were taught by an alien creed,

00:44:13.780 or you don't have an opinion, you're just open-minded?

00:44:15.300 I, oh, okay.

00:44:17.860 Well, my guess is like, I don't believe in the innovation of all these things.

00:44:22.380 I think people got handed stuff and then patented it.

00:44:25.820 And, you know, in real life, without any of the craziness that I'm talking about, we know

00:44:29.760 that we brought a bunch of Nazis here, right?

00:44:32.340 Not just the UFO scientists.

00:44:35.480 We also brought their terrorists and their psychopaths, and we put them in charge of major

00:44:40.600 industries.

00:44:41.500 Yeah, and the American Medical Association, too.

00:44:44.300 NASA.

00:44:44.560 For gynecology, and NASA, and psychiatry.

00:44:48.080 Yeah, like we could have done it without them.

00:44:50.120 Yeah.

00:44:50.520 It turns out.

00:44:50.980 Well, they're obviously pretty good at whatever they were doing, right?

00:44:53.540 I mean, we felt the need.

00:44:54.280 And they also have mind control.

00:44:55.540 They've done a great job on that.

00:44:56.960 I think we're under that right now, right?

00:44:58.960 Yeah, we're under some kind of mind control, at least.

00:45:01.340 Well, it could be this Alaska.

00:45:03.400 You got to watch the guy talk about what that beam could do.

00:45:05.220 But anyway, so because of this guy, the Raytheon beam guy talking about what's in Antarctica,

00:45:10.360 I'm like, I don't know this German thing how far-fetched it is, but there could be some

00:45:14.480 greens or truth to something.

00:45:15.740 I bet, number one, I'm sure there's already an AI that works and is whatever the hell,

00:45:20.100 obviously.

00:45:20.760 Why would you be allowed to play with it on your phone?

00:45:22.580 Right.

00:45:22.980 Of course it works.

00:45:24.120 When I looked up that woman with the earbuds to see where she stands on this, and I couldn't

00:45:30.380 sometimes look like she's against it, sometimes it looks like she's doing it.

00:45:33.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:33.540 I couldn't tell you.

00:45:34.060 She was saying, we've had these machines for a while, these big machines that could do it.

00:45:37.980 But now we're talking about earbuds.

00:45:39.680 Right.

00:45:39.940 Maybe we have.

00:45:41.560 The thing we didn't find, but where the kid, this kid from MIT, he's like a Mark Zuckerberg,

00:45:46.860 but he's Indian, so he's more diverse and he's better.

00:45:50.220 He has like a little, like an Xbox player thing, and I can't remember the guy's name.

00:45:58.180 He's one of the white guys from 60 Minutes.

00:46:00.340 He's kind of always like, did you just order pizza with your mind?

00:46:03.780 He goes, yeah.

00:46:04.920 And he just sits there and it's like pepperoni.

00:46:07.100 Then there's some girl who's like, I don't believe you.

00:46:10.000 And the reason it's freaking me out is because after I watched this Persian lady talk about

00:46:14.180 it, she said the way they're going to introduce this is, hey, monitor your brain health, you

00:46:19.140 know, with brain whatever.

00:46:21.120 No, it's dumber than that.

00:46:23.020 It's you can order pizza.

00:46:24.460 I think you get pizza.

00:46:26.440 They've market tested.

00:46:27.700 That would work better.

00:46:28.920 You can read my mind and you know what I'm thinking is pizza.

00:46:33.560 That's what the guy 60 Minutes is saying.

00:46:35.640 Yeah.

00:46:36.260 So that's a really, you know, once you see the first thing and then that, it's really

00:46:40.460 creepy to see how it will be sold to my good friend, Big Jay.

00:46:44.180 I promise you my best friend in comedy, Big Jokerson, will be the first one to have brain

00:46:48.820 reading earbuds.

00:46:51.600 You're like, no, dude, you're going to pizza with your mind.

00:46:54.840 He will.

00:46:56.120 I'll never be able to talk him out of it.

00:46:57.400 I was going to say, mom, you probably will too, right?

00:46:59.380 You're already sold.

00:47:00.080 By the time that day comes, guess what?

00:47:02.900 There won't be a pizza.

00:47:03.920 You'll think you got one.

00:47:05.220 I heard some interesting stuff.

00:47:07.600 Yeah, let's hear.

00:47:08.620 Okay, but the tall white swip.

00:47:10.120 That guy, Charles All, was talking about stuff they had.

00:47:13.400 So they're not, they weren't telepathic.

00:47:14.820 They had a halo thingy they wear in their head and they could do, they could talk into

00:47:19.060 your mind or do a, or read.

00:47:21.960 And it looks.

00:47:22.780 Okay.

00:47:23.120 So it's technological.

00:47:24.780 Yeah.

00:47:25.020 So the thing he's described, so this is what I'm talking about, a real thing.

00:47:27.360 And then I, a fanciful story, it sounded like, I'm like, this sounds familiar.

00:47:32.540 And I'm just like talking about, I'm like, okay, this sounds like the thing that guy was

00:47:36.240 saying, the tall white side.

00:47:37.560 Yeah.

00:47:38.080 Did they give us that technology eventually?

00:47:39.820 And we had to figure, or, you know, like, cause that's where, uh, what's the, the tube?

00:47:45.860 Jeez.

00:47:46.220 I'm so not a scientist.

00:47:47.600 I know the tubes of light, uh, transformer, the light, the wiring, like, uh, that you use

00:47:53.500 light transfer for your internet and shit.

00:47:55.500 Fiber optics.

00:47:56.360 Uh-huh.

00:47:56.840 That's supposedly from that, from the tall whites.

00:48:00.600 Oh, really?

00:48:01.200 It was fiber optic.

00:48:01.940 Yeah.

00:48:02.160 That's what they had in their stuff.

00:48:03.520 All right.

00:48:03.700 So, yeah.

00:48:04.340 I can trace your mind.

00:48:05.420 So that's weird that that's a thing that's crazy, a brain reading thing.

00:48:08.640 And the way they're talking about the machine, whatever it sounds, just like this guy's

00:48:11.840 story about what these tall whites had.

00:48:13.720 Right.

00:48:14.320 Okay.

00:48:14.720 So I see what you're saying now.

00:48:16.160 So you're saying that these.

00:48:17.720 I do get to it eventually.

00:48:19.240 40 minutes later.

00:48:20.100 So you're saying that, you're saying that the tall whites are aliens.

00:48:25.020 Yeah.

00:48:25.840 They're not, they're not human.

00:48:27.540 They're from another, uh, you know, whatever.

00:48:30.240 Who in the fuck knows?

00:48:31.660 Plane or whatever.

00:48:32.940 But they're not us.

00:48:33.740 They're not us.

00:48:34.180 They're not us.

00:48:34.940 And they're like guides or, uh, you know, teachers or something.

00:48:40.480 They're, they're teaching us.

00:48:41.640 We're like a base on the way to fix their shit to other shit is how he described it.

00:48:45.620 Yeah.

00:48:45.840 Oh.

00:48:46.200 And also didn't want to help us because we don't want you flying around with nuclear

00:48:49.800 weapons in space.

00:48:50.720 And, uh, we're making a deal.

00:48:53.460 And he said the, um, uh, uh, there were two like generals that were up when they went

00:49:00.980 to the moon that flew up with them and saw, he was, he saw like the generals coming out

00:49:05.040 of this thing, rolling around, laughing on the ground.

00:49:07.200 Cause they were up there watching the whole thing in a tall white craft, tall white wanted

00:49:11.380 to offer to, this is, again, plenty of trans, there's plenty of worlds to live on.

00:49:15.940 Like people don't even fight on it.

00:49:17.200 It's like, we have one, you can help us build base, but they want to control the flight.

00:49:21.360 And we were like, no, we want the technology.

00:49:24.120 And by the way, um, if it's not alien, these, these things that they're seeing, uh, uh, I

00:49:31.340 don't think we invented that.

00:49:32.540 I just like, where do we get that from anti-gravity pro?

00:49:36.280 Oh, they're not from aliens.

00:49:37.340 So we have anti-gravity, uh, uh, drones.

00:49:42.060 We have that now.

00:49:43.080 And you're running your yap at me about my carbon footprint.

00:49:45.820 Right.

00:49:46.400 What in the fuck is it?

00:49:47.200 Like, those things are real.

00:49:48.920 And I don't think it was just our amazing innovations.

00:49:52.040 That's the part that opens up all the other things.

00:49:55.500 I'm like, oh, the whole narrative is goddamn bullshit.

00:49:58.460 Some motherfucker cheated and set up a fake story about his thing.

00:50:02.320 And that, nevermind the government or whatever, just think of YouTube personalities or celebrities.

00:50:09.180 Like, it's everything.

00:50:10.760 America's a big pyramid scheme.

00:50:12.020 That's how we got that.

00:50:12.980 That's our national scheme.

00:50:14.520 I totally believe that.

00:50:15.960 I totally can go for that.

00:50:17.400 It's a stable base.

00:50:20.360 Yeah.

00:50:21.300 It's really like amazing.

00:50:23.080 And, uh, and, uh, everybody arranges it.

00:50:25.200 Like, it's mass, uh, formation, mass psychosis and mass formation.

00:50:29.800 Like Amway.

00:50:30.880 Remember, uh, do you ever know what we did Amway?

00:50:33.240 Yeah.

00:50:34.020 So when I was in church, when, uh, my best friend in church, by the way, his family, I

00:50:38.300 remember we used to watch Roseanne.

00:50:39.900 They were huge fans.

00:50:41.320 I would be at their house.

00:50:42.940 So my parents fought a lot.

00:50:44.100 So I'd hang at my friend's house.

00:50:45.160 So I'd always be at their house.

00:50:46.740 And, um, I remember we graduate high school.

00:50:49.980 These are my congregation of Jehovah's Witnesses.

00:50:51.960 We're like 17.

00:50:53.160 He goes, listen, uh, why don't you come by my house later?

00:50:55.200 I got a business proposition.

00:50:58.120 I go, okay.

00:50:59.100 You know, that's a pyramid.

00:51:00.200 He's my girlfriend.

00:51:02.320 I go, I go, okay.

00:51:04.280 He goes, and wear something, like dress up.

00:51:06.300 And I was like, oh my God.

00:51:07.500 Like, does he want me to suck his dick?

00:51:08.980 Why would he possibly?

00:51:10.880 He doesn't want to, who would start a business with me or him?

00:51:16.340 But whatever.

00:51:17.140 I go over and, um, half the congregation is there and some other people.

00:51:21.340 And there's a guy, I know, I swear to God, a white like suit and like a white, like the

00:51:26.780 monorail guy from the Simpsons that like wasn't exactly that, but it was like, oh, that

00:51:32.040 white on white really stands out and you have a bulletin board and he's explaining, um, Amway,

00:51:39.100 you know, the American way, that's what it's called.

00:51:42.360 Yeah.

00:51:42.800 And, uh, he explained how you bring somebody in your network and he did it with grape

00:51:46.580 clusters.

00:51:47.720 Okay.

00:51:48.600 I don't know.

00:51:48.980 Does it sound like a pyramid scheme?

00:51:49.880 It's actually grapes.

00:51:51.340 You see, this grape talks to this grape.

00:51:54.660 I'm like sitting there like watching everybody.

00:51:57.380 Yeah.

00:51:57.840 And I couldn't even get my head around what the business was.

00:52:00.460 I remember I sincerely was like, I guess I should really be like interested in this,

00:52:05.920 you know?

00:52:06.420 Cause it's like, I go, can I just like, cause he spent most of the time trashing other brands

00:52:11.740 of toothpaste.

00:52:16.060 Like, you know what they do?

00:52:17.020 I wouldn't use crust.

00:52:18.240 Oh, they're the ones that made up the shit about Procter and Gamble worship the devil.

00:52:24.980 That's Amway.

00:52:26.420 Is that real?

00:52:27.220 Yeah.

00:52:27.340 They got sued for that.

00:52:28.620 Oh, I can't remember the comics name.

00:52:30.580 Amway said that they worship the devil.

00:52:32.740 Procter and Gamble.

00:52:33.740 That's where that dumb ass shit that I remember a sister at my hall telling my mom.

00:52:38.460 Yeah.

00:52:38.600 Like, I mean, I was young when I heard that.

00:52:40.620 I'm like, I knew that was not possible.

00:52:43.040 These two old men from the 1800s are like, we're here to say we love Satan.

00:52:48.420 Now I wonder if that's true.

00:52:49.300 I'm sure that happens.

00:52:50.260 Yeah.

00:52:50.620 It might be true.

00:52:51.120 No internet.

00:52:51.460 So then, you know, so I didn't want to do it.

00:52:57.280 So I asked the guy if I could just buy to you.

00:52:58.560 I said, you don't understand what this is.

00:52:59.660 I did not.

00:53:01.020 I still don't.

00:53:02.220 Like, what if I want to buy crack, right?

00:53:04.360 I don't like to buy crack.

00:53:05.420 I'm like, well, no, you have to sell crack to your friends and family and then you will

00:53:09.720 get a shipment of crack.

00:53:11.300 Like, no, I'd like to just be the customer.

00:53:13.840 I don't want to go into the crack business.

00:53:16.380 That's what the fuck it is.

00:53:20.000 It is.

00:53:20.740 That is what it is.

00:53:21.320 Did I just suck your dick instead of this?

00:53:24.400 Is it too late?

00:53:25.560 You're getting into online.

00:53:26.180 Are people like, how stupid do you think?

00:53:29.660 It's not a matter of stupid.

00:53:30.880 It's a matter of if you're the personality, a bunch of people could do it.

00:53:34.320 Jehovah's Witnesses is, I mean, I guess a religion that proselytizes is like by nature

00:53:40.740 supposed to be a multi-level, you're supposed to get people in your networks, right?

00:53:43.820 But it's not, you're not going to get rich from it.

00:53:45.840 Right.

00:53:46.140 I mean, in heaven, you're storing up treasures, that.

00:53:49.240 And tithing.

00:53:50.060 But there's a creepy arc and I realize it's not, it's been going on forever because that

00:53:54.860 is the American way.

00:53:56.140 Right.

00:53:56.400 Like, there's the sucker level of like, I want to make, do a thing and then get paid

00:54:01.040 for my service.

00:54:02.060 Right.

00:54:02.360 And then there's like the, where you get it level.

00:54:04.900 You're like, no, you want it so people just hand you money all the time because they're

00:54:08.900 invested in you.

00:54:10.380 Like how Sam Harris does.

00:54:11.600 He's got a nice meditation empire of atheist meditation on the side.

00:54:18.840 Right.

00:54:19.200 And that's why he sits there saying the dumbest shit I've ever heard from supposedly, do you

00:54:24.600 ever see this things he says?

00:54:25.800 Oh yeah.

00:54:26.140 He's gone off the deep end.

00:54:27.040 Yeah.

00:54:27.260 He went off.

00:54:28.120 He used to be.

00:54:28.760 He's off the deep end.

00:54:29.580 He's got a fucking, dude, if you've cultivated, see now that you've made it unhealthy beyond

00:54:35.020 how, even how unhealthy it is to be a celebrity thing of the internet shit of they're invested

00:54:40.700 in you and your personal shit.

00:54:42.660 Right.

00:54:43.060 Like it's all the worst and you owe them now that they represent you.

00:54:46.840 This is why it's so crazy.

00:54:48.060 They came up with that shit because it's fucked up for the person getting the part.

00:54:53.260 Now you're not a person.

00:54:54.640 Now you're them.

00:54:56.820 How dare you do the thing I wouldn't do.

00:54:58.860 Aren't you me?

00:54:59.720 They said you were me.

00:55:01.460 That's what that shit is.

00:55:03.260 So you can sit and pretend, I don't know, like a baby driving with a fake steering wheel

00:55:07.860 or something.

00:55:09.040 And that's a trap for everybody.

00:55:11.160 It's not just like an honest, like I'm like buying crack, an honest interaction.

00:55:16.640 We're supposed to like really hit, like you can't buy crack, you got to hang out too.

00:55:21.660 That's the business model.

00:55:24.640 We just want everything from you.

00:55:27.640 Yeah.

00:55:28.300 Is that different than TV though, Ma, in the old days?

00:55:30.720 It's not different, right?

00:55:31.580 I don't know.

00:55:31.640 Who can use the new technology to do the thing that we've always done and find out how to

00:55:39.260 innovate this?

00:55:40.200 Now I want to steal the same way I've always stolen or perhaps more.

00:55:44.300 Right.

00:55:44.540 So just cut to how you can do this.

00:55:46.680 And I'll be even two steps ahead of everybody, even more because they don't get the technology

00:55:52.240 that I'm using to steal from them.

00:55:54.980 Not at all.

00:55:55.800 Well, it's been explained to me many times.

00:55:59.200 I think the devil lives in the screen.

00:56:03.420 And I'll just put out, that's where I was.

00:56:06.880 No, I'm sure it's good that we all, so all this amazing technology, by the way, where

00:56:11.260 we got invisible jets and shit.

00:56:14.380 Amazing.

00:56:14.980 The advances.

00:56:16.320 And then on the home front, we have a pocket North Korea that listens to us all day and

00:56:23.260 punishes us.

00:56:24.160 Thank you.

00:56:28.780 I've been carrying away on to fucking...

00:56:30.680 I'll get North Korea.

00:56:31.660 North Korea are jerk-offs because they have people that have to listen on the...

00:56:35.980 You don't even have the technology to make them North Korea themselves.

00:56:41.620 Oh, this is so much better.

00:56:43.800 This is such a good fucking point.

00:56:45.880 God.

00:56:46.680 It's crazy.

00:56:47.380 I like how you said that Ukraine made COVID go away.

00:56:52.340 Oh, I said it was the final cure.

00:56:55.100 No, I'm not a doctor.

00:56:56.440 I want to make that clear.

00:56:57.980 I just noticed I didn't give a shit about it once Ukraine happened, as I'm sure most

00:57:01.920 of us did.

00:57:02.620 Yeah, it was off the news.

00:57:04.740 It was totally gone.

00:57:05.820 My main thing I'm into now is Ukraine, but I'm looking to get into some other stuff too.

00:57:10.080 Maybe.

00:57:10.880 I wonder what they'll give us to talk about next.

00:57:13.800 Oh, now it's going to be, yes, be racist to China.

00:57:18.840 We're going to be switching over to a be racist to China mode very soon.

00:57:22.460 You think?

00:57:22.940 I'm okay with that.

00:57:23.360 Well, we might have to get into war with them.

00:57:24.820 They're Russia's good friend.

00:57:26.180 Yeah.

00:57:27.360 Oh, my God.

00:57:28.200 It's so scary.

00:57:29.320 We're already at war with them.

00:57:30.360 It's so scary.

00:57:30.740 I don't understand.

00:57:31.800 People will just digest it all.

00:57:34.000 Nobody says anything about any of it.

00:57:36.940 I hate the people that I'm told to hate, but I just don't understand why we sent all our

00:57:41.340 jobs in viral research to them.

00:57:43.800 To the people we hate the most.

00:57:46.920 Why do we send our jobs and viruses there to be worked on?

00:57:52.220 Still no answer that I understand about it.

00:57:54.600 I really don't know what the big game is there because they had a whole crazy ass lockdowns.

00:57:58.800 We fund it and we get the money.

00:58:00.280 We talked about it with Posobik on our episode.

00:58:02.060 Well, we have to pay for getting killed.

00:58:04.640 We pay for them to develop and then we own it basically.

00:58:09.180 Well, here's what I would think.

00:58:10.220 Because we can't do it.

00:58:11.100 Jimmy said this.

00:58:11.960 It makes me a little bit like the call is coming from inside the house.

00:58:14.440 All the things.

00:58:15.560 Right.

00:58:15.640 Remember the spy balloon?

00:58:17.260 Yeah.

00:58:17.460 And I had my suspicions that it was not a Chinese spy balloon just because, you know, it was

00:58:25.100 a big school bus size balloon to Billings, Montana.

00:58:29.880 Is that how they do it now?

00:58:31.240 By balloon?

00:58:33.100 Yeah, no.

00:58:34.380 Oh, okay.

00:58:35.720 And it came from China, you say?

00:58:37.900 All the way in from China.

00:58:39.380 Okay, so it sailed over like 8,000.

00:58:44.280 You ever see the map of bases we have between here and China?

00:58:46.900 Yeah.

00:58:47.480 Directly surrounding China?

00:58:49.040 Yeah.

00:58:49.400 None of them caught the big school bus balloon of spying.

00:58:54.220 None of our many bases even picked it out.

00:58:56.820 No, that's why they use them.

00:58:58.200 They're that good.

00:58:58.800 Balloons.

00:59:02.480 And they sent to Billings, you know, I could have told China everything they want to know

00:59:06.240 about Billings, Montana for six bucks.

00:59:08.240 Yeah.

00:59:09.380 They're the third drunkest city, and they're proud of that, and they're the third best at

00:59:14.400 it.

00:59:15.440 Yeah, that'll help, I guess.

00:59:17.080 What do you think that was, those balloons?

00:59:19.600 It was exactly an accidental thing.

00:59:22.200 There was an uncharacteristic.

00:59:24.180 And the reason I know is because, Aaron, we covered it.

00:59:27.340 This is one of the scariest things.

00:59:29.000 Never mind all that.

00:59:29.540 I hope there's something as exciting as off-world Germans.

00:59:33.540 I hope it's that cool.

00:59:35.320 Probably just an FTX kid.

00:59:36.760 I'm like, we read an article from the Post and the Times, or one of those fucking propaganda

00:59:45.640 outlets, and it said the headline was, Chinese spy balloon, blah, blah.

00:59:49.600 And then in the article, it goes, I tell you, the Pentagon's saying it's probably not a Chinese

00:59:52.780 spy balloon.

00:59:53.500 In the article.

00:59:54.460 Wow.

00:59:54.600 Oh, yeah.

00:59:56.700 That's not the first time.

00:59:57.780 I've caught at least three or four now where we do the, I would never read these articles

01:00:02.180 unless I was having a Psycho and Jimmy show ever.

01:00:05.000 So I'm reacting to them.

01:00:06.460 And I'm like, how the fuck is that the opposite?

01:00:09.220 Now, I know editors.

01:00:10.280 I have friends that did all this shit.

01:00:11.860 So the editor picks the headline.

01:00:13.940 Right.

01:00:14.380 Like, you don't write, like, I've seen people get mad at, you know, comedy too, like some

01:00:18.200 reporter and the headline's like really shitty.

01:00:20.460 And they're like, no, I don't do that.

01:00:21.400 I just wrote the thing.

01:00:22.340 And then, so, okay, the papers want this to be a spy balloon.

01:00:27.640 Why didn't Biden do something?

01:00:28.840 And Biden's not saying it's not a spy balloon.

01:00:32.700 Because we're all in on this.

01:00:35.120 Eventually, we do have to fight it out with China.

01:00:36.980 Because they might have a blue water navy.

01:00:38.960 I don't know if you know what that is.

01:00:39.960 No, what is it?

01:00:40.800 Those are boats that can leave their solar system of China.

01:00:46.040 Hillary always talks about it.

01:00:47.100 They're going to have a blue water navy.

01:00:48.660 It turns out America actually controls all the seas.

01:00:52.640 Yeah, I knew that.

01:00:53.740 I didn't.

01:00:54.800 Oh.

01:00:55.020 I would have felt, that was something we could have felt good about if I had been told.

01:00:58.920 I didn't know the whole time we owned the sea.

01:01:01.220 Yeah.

01:01:02.820 All the waterways.

01:01:04.420 If China had a blue water navy that could go around, they would have that.

01:01:08.880 And we ain't having that.

01:01:10.040 That's the threat.

01:01:10.920 The whole threat, as explained to me by Hillary.

01:01:13.780 We rule the world.

01:01:15.140 I don't know if you're about the liberal world order.

01:01:17.620 Oh, I know.

01:01:18.460 The post, like, the really not at all ominous sounding post-liberal world order with a lot of Germans.

01:01:25.980 And, well, let's be nice and calm Ukrainian war victims from the 40s.

01:01:30.200 Everybody, we were all victims.

01:01:38.660 All right, so what was the spy balloon, though?

01:01:40.440 Yeah, you're right on it.

01:01:40.800 You are on it.

01:01:41.820 He's dead on it.

01:01:42.300 It was just a fucking weather balloon, and there was an uncharacteristic thing.

01:01:45.360 We're not going to give up.

01:01:46.560 But why would we shoot it down, then, if it was just one of ours?

01:01:49.500 Because Biden was getting shit for not shooting it down.

01:01:52.200 I bet a bunch of them know it was not a spy balloon, except for, like, people I know, they're in media.

01:01:56.900 They'll just, you're a spy balloon.

01:01:57.700 But why wouldn't Biden just say, that's a weather balloon?

01:01:59.800 Because he can't be soft on China.

01:02:02.540 Okay?

01:02:03.020 They're saying it is.

01:02:04.060 And also, they are going to want to have a war with China.

01:02:06.280 Right.

01:02:06.700 So it's like you can't waste.

01:02:08.060 Well, China owns Biden.

01:02:08.520 You can't, like, be, like, anything peaceable.

01:02:11.280 Remember when Trump really fucked up and didn't?

01:02:13.080 By having peace?

01:02:14.320 Yeah.

01:02:14.980 That was one of the darkest days in American history.

01:02:16.820 They killed one of our drones, and we just let them know it's okay to kill a very expensive drone.

01:02:21.480 Yeah.

01:02:21.880 And what's America even going to do about it?

01:02:23.560 Not kill 20 or 30 of your people?

01:02:25.760 And Trump did not kill any people at weddings or any of that stuff, you know?

01:02:32.760 Big mistake.

01:02:33.400 He didn't drone any weddings or bar mitzvahs or whatever.

01:02:36.140 He didn't even double tap one of them.

01:02:38.180 Did you know the thing it was called the double tap where you, when the people go in to help

01:02:41.620 them, then you do them again?

01:02:42.680 Yeah.

01:02:43.700 Oh, my God.

01:02:45.500 Oh, my God.

01:02:46.360 Really?

01:02:47.020 Yeah.

01:02:47.300 So, I mean, look, when I say that, I think the viewers can see how, hey, maybe Nazis rule

01:02:52.860 us from Antarctica is not as far-fetched.

01:02:55.800 That's what I'm getting at.

01:02:57.040 That's what you're saying.

01:02:57.800 Before, under Obama, we had a nine out of 10 of the people we droned were not terrorists

01:03:04.580 of any kind.

01:03:05.340 No, they were women and children.

01:03:07.300 That's a bad ratio.

01:03:08.300 That's not collateral damage.

01:03:09.440 That's just damage.

01:03:10.100 The collateral damage would be if you happened to hit a terrorist.

01:03:14.920 Like, you know, I don't think it was that bad.

01:03:17.960 No, but don't you think that, like, we'll get in trouble for this because it's true, but

01:03:22.220 don't you think that the whole Obama thing was where they really came at us with anti-logic

01:03:31.900 mind control?

01:03:32.720 I mean, there was some logic to it before him.

01:03:36.080 I mean, it was breaking down all the way.

01:03:38.040 I took it as, I did see it, and I took it as like, oh, okay, so like when like Reagan's

01:03:42.560 in and like the real loony Bible basher people that they're using and they don't like them

01:03:48.400 and whatever, that's when they get too bold in their social dominance.

01:03:53.040 Yeah.

01:03:53.480 And because I just looked at Obama, he's just like Democrat Reagan.

01:03:56.420 I didn't think of that as like a bad thing at all.

01:03:58.540 Yeah.

01:03:58.960 I was like, I don't understand why they call him a con.

01:04:00.820 In fact, I would be more defensive of him because they would call him a communist and

01:04:05.200 a Muslim.

01:04:05.940 And I would go, President Droney?

01:04:08.200 Like, I mean, I guess he does blow up enough Muslims to qualify to be a Muslim.

01:04:16.700 But ain't nobody blow up as many as us.

01:04:20.120 I know.

01:04:20.740 Oh my God.

01:04:21.500 Yeah.

01:04:21.680 Like we do, we're rocking all the numbers of, on top of the board and we better because

01:04:27.460 that's the, I never understood all this shit, man.

01:04:29.440 Like exceptionalism.

01:04:31.900 I thought that was some philosophical thing, but no.

01:04:36.020 And around the time of the Iraq, the second one, they just said, no, it means like we

01:04:41.380 could just do what we want.

01:04:42.820 Like we're an exception.

01:04:44.540 But you literally transitioned it.

01:04:46.000 Oh, the exception.

01:04:47.020 They took the metaphor and transitioned it into a, yeah, no, that's what it means.

01:04:50.840 Right.

01:04:51.040 Oh, that's really true.

01:04:53.080 Yeah.

01:04:53.200 That's the talent of like your roves and you're like, it's like picking out like, okay, I know

01:04:58.260 these, how do I trick these people that I look down on and what do they care about emotionally

01:05:02.680 that I know you could just say it?

01:05:04.500 And everybody's like, freedom fries.

01:05:07.540 What did you say?

01:05:08.180 Freedom fries.

01:05:09.060 Remember freedom fries?

01:05:10.460 You know, that guy who got that going, we had this lady from Code Pink on.

01:05:15.100 Oh God.

01:05:15.860 Those fucking whores.

01:05:17.200 I got in a fight with her right in the street.

01:05:19.300 I hate them.

01:05:19.700 What's her name?

01:05:21.180 I don't know, but I don't know what her, you know, like all those groups, there's, there'll

01:05:26.500 be it.

01:05:26.820 It was her coming on was like good because they, you know, all these groups get infiltrated

01:05:31.520 by like nonsense people, you know, but anyway, she actually know the guy came to freedom

01:05:37.500 fries.

01:05:37.840 That guy ended up, I might be getting this wrong, but I could swear, as you said, he went to like

01:05:42.460 every funeral of every troop that came back.

01:05:46.060 He went to all the funerals, that guy, and it freaked him out and he hated war after that.

01:05:51.860 It's like actually a wild story.

01:05:53.140 The guy that came up, we're going to call him freedom fries.

01:05:55.740 And, but it's a guy, I know exactly that thing where you believe in the thing and you did.

01:06:01.160 Then you realize like, oh, you're kind of a problem if you really believe in it.

01:06:05.000 Oh yeah.

01:06:05.800 I know.

01:06:06.020 You're supposed to have this sense to like, turn a blind eye.

01:06:09.560 Well, I think that that's a lot of religion too.

01:06:12.720 It's like, what?

01:06:13.600 You really believe it?

01:06:14.880 Oh, you're crazy.

01:06:16.560 You're supposed to.

01:06:17.600 It's a good thing I'm not Jehovah's Witness.

01:06:19.460 I'll be a very disruptive, not trying to be a dick, just excited to talk about the thing

01:06:25.860 and it wouldn't be good for the congregation.

01:06:29.240 No.

01:06:29.580 My sincere interest is not good for the group.

01:06:32.200 I found that out in my religion because I say, oh, but you know, this and that and the

01:06:36.340 other.

01:06:36.600 They're like, well, I'm a Jew.

01:06:38.080 So they're like, huh?

01:06:39.700 Wait a minute.

01:06:40.720 Are you saying, you don't really believe that.

01:06:46.540 Do you, are you saying you really believe that?

01:06:50.240 Well, yeah.

01:06:51.740 Don't you?

01:06:53.040 Well, no, it's just, it's just stories.

01:06:56.120 Well, are you saying this at a, like a temple or something?

01:06:59.960 Yeah.

01:07:00.200 All the time.

01:07:01.060 That's what makes it weird.

01:07:02.180 It's not like at your house saying it.

01:07:03.860 You're at the thing and like, what are you believe this?

01:07:06.340 Like, why are we coming here?

01:07:08.060 Everything.

01:07:08.740 Like in the family at like, you know, holidays, solemn occasions.

01:07:14.200 And they say, well, this and that and the other.

01:07:16.120 And they're like, what?

01:07:18.200 You don't really believe that.

01:07:21.000 Like, well, you know, cause I quote, well, what about this scripture, blah, blah.

01:07:26.240 What?

01:07:28.360 Who's bringing scripture to this religious holiday?

01:07:30.600 Well, cause you gotta, also that, you know, I used to date this girl that was Israeli and

01:07:35.920 like, not like, like reform, I guess you'd call it, but she'd been on like that trip

01:07:41.360 to, uh, where they try to get you to like get pregnant to populate Israel.

01:07:47.020 You know, that trip that Jewish kids take.

01:07:49.040 Birthright.

01:07:49.420 Birthright.

01:07:49.960 That's what it is.

01:07:50.540 Oh, to get pregnant.

01:07:52.800 It's like, uh, putting you, they pair you off and they're hoping that you'll get married

01:07:57.720 and yeah.

01:07:58.620 Okay.

01:07:59.080 I like, I didn't know that.

01:08:01.420 I, I mean, I, I, the closest thing that I can relate to is when I went to prom and there's

01:08:06.640 like a bunch of kids, like their parents got them hotel rooms.

01:08:08.980 I'm like, are you trying to get them?

01:08:11.280 Oh yeah.

01:08:12.240 It's something like that, but I guess there's a demographics race going on in the area.

01:08:18.260 Now listen, before we wrap up, cause I know I can see Jake's wrapping us up.

01:08:23.260 No, no.

01:08:23.640 You can go as long as you want.

01:08:24.340 We gotta wrap up the Antarctica shit.

01:08:26.060 Yeah.

01:08:26.280 Let's wrap up the Antarctica like that.

01:08:28.180 Oh, well I will do right now.

01:08:29.360 That guy said that that, that direct energy weapon that he says accidentally caused the

01:08:34.200 Christchurch, New Zealand earthquake.

01:08:36.000 Oh.

01:08:36.700 A friendly fire incident.

01:08:38.740 What about Maui?

01:08:39.260 Not only that, say again, the Christchurch, New Zealand, the guy from Antarctica, the

01:08:45.360 guy you were talking to.

01:08:47.080 I wasn't talking to him.

01:08:48.040 It was that video.

01:08:48.480 No, you saw the video.

01:08:49.600 Okay.

01:08:50.200 He said, not only is that a direct energy weapon that the Christchurch, New Zealand earthquake

01:08:56.140 was from that as a friendly fire incident.

01:08:59.460 I mean, best case scenario.

01:09:01.520 And, uh, also they can project things into people like a voice into your head.

01:09:06.180 Yeah.

01:09:06.460 I knew that voice to skull.

01:09:07.980 Yeah.

01:09:08.120 What's that?

01:09:09.300 And then I started laughing when I was watching it.

01:09:11.280 I was like, oh, there's a clown beam from Antarctica.

01:09:14.240 That's why all this shit's like this.

01:09:16.400 There's somebody from Antarctica beaming clown messages into your head.

01:09:21.280 Why do you think it's clown world?

01:09:23.820 Like.

01:09:25.040 It's a brain scramble, right?

01:09:27.460 It's a brain scramble.

01:09:28.560 The guy interviewing, well, what are you supposed to do about that?

01:09:31.000 He goes, you just got to know yourself.

01:09:32.860 I was thinking about that.

01:09:34.380 Cause you, if you have a certain thing where you're like, I already left a religion where

01:09:39.480 you get like this fellowships.

01:09:40.780 Right.

01:09:41.380 I already had like a thing in me where I'm like, like kind of like a dick of like, well,

01:09:46.620 fuck you.

01:09:47.160 Like, so, especially if I think they're not doing the thing that they said they're doing,

01:09:52.020 you know, like, and I don't have any fear about my social standing at all.

01:09:57.020 Like, I'm like, that's not me, but I have a bunch of friends of mine.

01:09:59.540 I know somebody had like a pressure to go on a gay date, this girl, and cause she got

01:10:04.320 guilted, like liberal guilted, you know, real Hollywood kind of shit.

01:10:09.020 She got guilted to go on a date with a woman.

01:10:13.360 Yeah.

01:10:14.020 Okay.

01:10:14.660 I mean, you probably know, but two or three, I mean, everybody out there, just people that

01:10:18.520 don't, especially in this kind of shit, you know, the amount, like you don't know yourself

01:10:25.020 even, or like what's going to make you happy or any of that.

01:10:27.800 But, and you're entirely, like Sean Penn is going to be defined by this.

01:10:32.600 By the chapel.

01:10:34.680 By, by this amazing Ukrainian documentary.

01:10:37.380 Oh yeah, definitely.

01:10:39.040 Like, like you can see how these people.

01:10:41.140 John Cusack too, who, you know, after you, I always said, after you scratch somebody like

01:10:47.740 that, a real liberal activist type, real lefty, after you scratch down deep enough, there's

01:10:54.140 always a fucking Nazi there.

01:10:56.620 Why do you say that?

01:10:57.580 Well, but why?

01:10:58.600 Because they're, well, they're all the same.

01:11:01.460 I mean, they're book burning censors and fascists, although they call it progressive or whatever,

01:11:09.260 but they're always trying to stick their nose in somebody else's fucking business, especially

01:11:14.520 if they have a different belief system than them.

01:11:17.800 It's a genuine, yeah.

01:11:19.160 They can't stand anybody who thinks different than them.

01:11:21.940 They just want to hear their own fucking opinion over and over and over.

01:11:25.740 Well, but they got to be told what it is.

01:11:28.620 A lot of them.

01:11:29.700 And then I think a bunch of it is just about-

01:11:31.220 Yeah, they're like, well, the Nazis are freedom fighters and they're the future.

01:11:35.020 And, you know, they think right.

01:11:36.840 And they know that, I don't know what they think.

01:11:39.920 Everything's the Jews' fault.

01:11:42.140 Okay.

01:11:44.280 First of all, Zelensky's Jewish, so how could they have a problem with Nazis?

01:11:48.880 That's the retort.

01:11:50.300 But Zelensky's Jewish.

01:11:50.980 That's what they always say, like, they say that about Obama, too.

01:11:54.160 Well, he's black.

01:11:55.600 Yeah, but he presided over the death of the black working class and middle class.

01:12:01.280 He presided over that, like I knew Hillary was going to preside over the death of women's rights.

01:12:06.760 But I see myself represented in her.

01:12:08.880 That's why they're there.

01:12:09.880 Yes.

01:12:10.500 Because the owners put the right person in the window, so, you know, they have plausible deniability.

01:12:16.880 But they're always the worst.

01:12:18.980 Yeah, you want the prettiest face of the thing.

01:12:21.420 Yeah, but they put them in there to protect them, so you can never talk about racism if it's a black guy there.

01:12:28.940 Well, no, no, you could do it if it's not racism.

01:12:32.960 Then you should definitely call racism every single time.

01:12:36.800 Then you should ignore any actual.

01:12:39.080 So, here's a, we did a story about some group black.

01:12:42.960 They like to call it racism when it's really class war.

01:12:46.060 Yes.

01:12:46.120 They really like to do that.

01:12:47.160 Oh, that's what I'm getting at.

01:12:48.260 Yes.

01:12:48.880 So, I don't know when.

01:12:50.040 I remember that I started seeing it online.

01:12:52.120 But a bunch of these dipshits say this, that classism is downstream of racism.

01:12:58.280 Not.

01:12:59.220 Yeah, right.

01:13:00.020 It's the other way.

01:13:00.400 You know, like how a dog is a kind of German shepherd.

01:13:03.400 It's much the same.

01:13:04.260 Like, what are you talking about?

01:13:06.340 Oh, then we just arranged it so that way, me.

01:13:08.340 Like, so Kamala Harris can imprison more slave labor unjustly that's black.

01:13:14.060 No shit.

01:13:15.140 Like, all that shit's a big crock of shit, obviously.

01:13:18.240 It's all a crock of shit.

01:13:19.400 And you're being played.

01:13:20.460 But.

01:13:20.680 People are like, well, you know.

01:13:22.640 And then they defend it.

01:13:24.120 And it's like, you're going to lose your house tomorrow.

01:13:26.700 Did you not notice that?

01:13:27.980 All you got to do is be honest and not.

01:13:29.720 But when I had all the media try to get me, I remember, for a week.

01:13:33.640 And I mean, it was wild.

01:13:35.700 Why did they come for you?

01:13:37.160 First degree hashtag not believing women right when it first came out.

01:13:42.140 And no, I said they shouldn't handle rape accusations over social media.

01:13:48.800 There was an announcement made that UCB has done an internal investigation

01:13:53.400 and determined some guy that I don't know is guilty of rape.

01:13:57.120 That's a real post.

01:13:57.860 First, Mike Shea had posted it.

01:14:00.000 And we're like, goddamn, call the police.

01:14:01.940 All right?

01:14:02.180 And I saw him like, what in the?

01:14:03.740 So I saw it in his thing.

01:14:05.600 And all this blowback started coming at me.

01:14:09.220 And then, because I was definitely an addict to that shit,

01:14:12.940 I would engage with people like a fucking,

01:14:16.060 like an old person who thinks they're talking to the Prince of Nigeria.

01:14:19.140 Yeah.

01:14:19.540 I would sit there.

01:14:20.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:20.600 No, I got to settle this.

01:14:22.900 That's mom now.

01:14:24.140 She does that on Twitter.

01:14:25.480 It's made to make you fucking crazy.

01:14:27.460 That's what I said.

01:14:27.860 And I would be crazy.

01:14:29.000 And I was like, well, this is how I write jokes.

01:14:30.980 Like, I, you know, it's like, I'm just putting my process.

01:14:36.160 If you don't like it, I'll look.

01:14:36.960 Like, all kinds of shit that I'm an idiot didn't understand what the whole thing was.

01:14:40.920 So people, and what I also understand,

01:14:43.060 it's not just like some government intelligence agency doing shit,

01:14:46.800 although they definitely do do that.

01:14:48.320 Yeah.

01:14:48.540 It's also just nobodies on their own time.

01:14:51.580 Yeah.

01:14:52.080 Private intelligence.

01:14:53.180 Yeah.

01:14:53.820 And like, just for funsies until one of the big ones say,

01:14:57.320 hey, you're doing good work.

01:14:58.300 Well, they think they're assuming the role of the inquisitor.

01:15:01.460 They identify with the aggressor.

01:15:03.340 Or they're just fucking with you, or they're not even the person.

01:15:05.860 It's a, there's so many tricks that are a thing you can't see.

01:15:08.580 There's that too.

01:15:09.240 And, but what was happening is,

01:15:11.100 this is the beginning of the consulting class of dipshit feminists that.

01:15:15.040 Oh, yeah.

01:15:15.940 And this is why I fully support trans women being better than women,

01:15:19.580 is because of how it killed feminism.

01:15:21.280 That's why I love it so much.

01:15:24.080 God bless you, women plus community.

01:15:28.180 Oh, I love it so much.

01:15:29.520 It destroyed, because that's when you really see the split of who,

01:15:33.380 who's a lesbian that has experienced some real abuse in life,

01:15:36.780 and who's just some bourgeois chick that's into this, whatever,

01:15:40.460 Gloria Steinem type.

01:15:41.480 Yeah, yeah, you do see that.

01:15:42.340 And then they spit, and then,

01:15:43.880 that's a, you know, class is before everything is how they split.

01:15:47.220 Because all these, they're like, you're a TERF.

01:15:49.540 It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

01:15:51.320 Oh, they all called me that because I stuck up for kids in a sauna

01:15:55.620 with a woman who wouldn't cover her penis.

01:15:58.720 In LA?

01:16:00.080 No, this was in Oregon.

01:16:02.220 Oh.

01:16:02.880 It was in Oregon.

01:16:03.940 There was one that happened here in LA.

01:16:05.560 It happens all the time.

01:16:05.940 By the way, those are all ethnic and minority women that were,

01:16:08.380 who goes to a spa like that where some guy will wander?

01:16:10.840 It was just like a minority brown woman plays,

01:16:13.720 and a guy who was, it was a California story.

01:16:16.060 I think Antifa went to protect the guy.

01:16:17.960 Yeah.

01:16:18.160 The guy was going to flash people.

01:16:19.780 It came out later.

01:16:20.660 Yeah, of course.

01:16:21.340 After she got talking to.

01:16:22.160 That's what it always is.

01:16:23.280 Right.

01:16:23.600 Well, this woman, she wouldn't cover her penis,

01:16:26.300 and it was a six- to eight-year-old girl's softball team.

01:16:31.660 It was not.

01:16:32.220 And I said.

01:16:33.680 I always wanted to correct you on this.

01:16:34.800 No, they were eight to 16.

01:16:35.920 It was 16.

01:16:36.380 It was the high school volleyball team on the college campus.

01:16:38.320 Well, it's all important information for all ages to know how the better women.

01:16:42.660 I meant to tell you this.

01:16:43.280 There's better women coming out.

01:16:44.580 You might as well see.

01:16:46.140 Well, they are better at sports, the trans women.

01:16:49.800 Like JP.

01:16:50.780 The highest paid CEO of a company.

01:16:53.440 I know.

01:16:54.180 The highest paid woman is a trans woman of a CEO.

01:16:56.240 I know.

01:16:56.560 The greatest Jeopardy champ woman is-

01:17:00.080 Killing it.

01:17:00.700 Yeah.

01:17:01.520 It's just great.

01:17:02.580 I think it's fantastic.

01:17:04.580 I love it.

01:17:05.000 I forgot that joke when I was doing my act that-

01:17:08.180 My advice to today's woman-

01:17:11.140 Which one?

01:17:12.120 Is to keep your penis in your pants.

01:17:14.320 Oh, yeah.

01:17:14.640 Keep your penis in your pants.

01:17:15.360 Or, you know, that's my-

01:17:16.760 I mean, I hope you have one.

01:17:18.960 Yeah, if you're anybody.

01:17:20.800 If you're going to be anybody.

01:17:21.980 I mean, I guess wash your bonus hole.

01:17:23.780 I don't know what to say.

01:17:25.640 Oh, the bonus hole thing really gets me.

01:17:28.080 Tell them your theory on bonus hole.

01:17:29.740 Because I love it.

01:17:30.700 Well, bonus hole is a pedophile term.

01:17:33.940 Because, you know, pedophiles, they can't have sex with little girls.

01:17:38.120 Because they have a little tiny vagina when they're little.

01:17:41.560 So, the pedophiles preferred orifice is the mouth and the anus.

01:17:46.160 So, that's why they call it the bonus hole.

01:17:49.060 The vagina.

01:17:50.160 It's from a-

01:17:50.700 It's right there in your face.

01:17:52.380 They're putting all their nasty shit right in our face.

01:17:54.940 It's from a Disney Pixar movie, believe it or not.

01:17:56.640 It is, absolutely.

01:17:58.640 But, I mean, you know, it's right in our face.

01:18:00.980 Did you see-

01:18:01.560 No, well, here's an example of one that I laughed so hard when I saw a video.

01:18:05.720 It was that dude, James O'Keefe had-

01:18:07.880 I don't know who-

01:18:08.920 He's talking to the headmaster of a Chicago private school.

01:18:13.120 It's like $40,000 a year.

01:18:14.580 And somehow he just brings in-

01:18:15.960 I'm bringing in queers.

01:18:16.580 They bring butt plugs and dildos and the kids play with them.

01:18:20.320 I thought I'm watching a sketch.

01:18:21.800 Like, oh, they're making fun of-

01:18:23.640 And he goes, well, do you think Paris is mad?

01:18:25.640 Why are they mad?

01:18:26.220 It's queer sex.

01:18:28.160 It's like-

01:18:29.420 So, first of all, okay.

01:18:33.120 Who needs to be taught to use a butt-

01:18:34.940 Like $40,000 a year.

01:18:36.980 Your kid can't figure out how to use a butt plug without-

01:18:39.960 You pick a hole.

01:18:41.360 You did it.

01:18:41.800 Like, you spend that kind of money for your kid to learn how to use butt plugs.

01:18:48.080 Like, that's a private school.

01:18:50.920 Those Montessori, or maybe it's not the same thing, but those kind of schools, that's where

01:18:55.880 they started trying all the wacky shit first.

01:18:58.020 Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.

01:18:59.360 And he let him in my ex, went to some wackadoo school like that, where it was like some abusive

01:19:04.180 and like, I don't think, I think it's still open now.

01:19:07.280 Well, they started all that pedo shit there in the private schools.

01:19:11.020 Well, it starts with the fight, like, you can scam.

01:19:14.920 Oh, we do our own thing and like, oh, Will Smith.

01:19:17.680 Where was it, Will Smith?

01:19:18.300 Who made that school where it was like a Scientology kind of on the down low?

01:19:21.760 I think it was Will Smith's school.

01:19:22.660 Yeah, I think so.

01:19:23.400 So, if you got the money, you'd be like, I should just teach school or that FTX kid

01:19:27.920 where he's like, you should use the money and calculate the best number of good.

01:19:32.020 Like, all things are numbers and you can just, like, what do you call it?

01:19:36.800 Remember that train experiment, the test, you know, the train's going to run over someone

01:19:39.880 on the tracks or everyone will die.

01:19:41.800 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:42.760 And like, it's for that kind of, and these people just, oh, yeah, they just think about

01:19:47.220 like, okay, but how can I make it look like Russia did it so I can, like, they think

01:19:51.500 ahead, they think ahead of the thing.

01:19:54.720 That thinking, it's always being repackaged like it's some new, whatever, wealthy altruism,

01:20:00.460 whatever the fuck.

01:20:01.500 It's just like, I'm rich, I should, so Carnegie, I guess, is the guy that made our schools.

01:20:06.720 Yeah.

01:20:06.800 The way our regular schools aren't good, the way they're set up, you know, like, they're

01:20:14.240 set up for you working at a factory.

01:20:15.600 I didn't know how explicit they were about it.

01:20:17.240 I knew that, right?

01:20:18.520 It's just to teach you to show up to the factory at the right time and whatever, how

01:20:22.980 to sit.

01:20:23.720 But I took it as like a, I don't know, like a George Carlin summing it up kind of thing.

01:20:28.480 I didn't know that there's a literally, they wrote, we don't want them being artists or

01:20:32.340 something.

01:20:33.180 This will be the labor force we need.

01:20:35.180 Yeah, docile.

01:20:36.540 That's the shit that shocks me now is how much is explicitly written because they're not

01:20:41.360 thinking it's bad at all.

01:20:42.820 No.

01:20:43.300 Hitler lives inside you, it turns out.

01:20:45.140 It is an internal thing.

01:20:46.580 Absolutely.

01:20:48.000 This is like, how much can I get?

01:20:50.920 Yeah.

01:20:51.160 You're supposed to go, the House of Cards, when that came out, the American one, and I

01:20:56.620 just remember like, it went from a weird, like, interesting, crimey thing that got familiar

01:21:01.700 into like, almost like a West Wing for the new generation.

01:21:05.560 Yeah.

01:21:06.080 The unbearable Aaron Sorkin show.

01:21:08.700 Oh my God, that guy.

01:21:11.220 Yeah, the 90s.

01:21:12.360 Aaron Sorkin.

01:21:12.540 Sorkin.

01:21:13.520 He hit the 90s fucking Rob Reiner.

01:21:16.960 I wish Jedediah Bartlett was our president, whatever the fuck.

01:21:21.400 So their fucking kids now are like a darker version of that.

01:21:25.240 And oh, by the way, not aliens, just people who have been told, think of how stupid Sean

01:21:30.200 Pat, like if you think celebrities, I would say are degenerates and whatever, they're like

01:21:35.380 the most polite, sincere, earnest people compared to the government people who are the same level

01:21:40.440 of partying.

01:21:41.160 But an actor, at least, you expect a little bit of craziness, the lengths they must go

01:21:46.600 to, to do like the shit they're definitely doing.

01:21:50.900 They're definitely doing.

01:21:51.940 I mean, bio labs.

01:21:54.280 Well, they're just defensive.

01:21:55.420 You see, it's not, you know, I don't want you to say any Russian propaganda right now,

01:21:59.860 but we, yes, we have bio labs and, you know, we don't want them coming in and stealing all

01:22:04.540 the dangerous cures to diseases we've been developing.

01:22:08.820 We're just making this innocent cures of diseases labs and like they're going to get

01:22:12.380 all our research.

01:22:14.360 How are we going to survive all this shit?

01:22:16.700 That's a good question.

01:22:18.280 Well, Jehovah's Witnesses, the highest numbers I've ever done is right now because I was,

01:22:22.020 the whole religion was about.

01:22:23.240 And the world.

01:22:23.800 The time of the end.

01:22:24.660 Oh yeah, uh-huh.

01:22:25.960 But my thing is, yeah, in America, you think in Iraq, it didn't, there's Jehovah's Witnesses

01:22:32.080 over there, you didn't think it might seem like Armageddon to them.

01:22:34.720 Right, no.

01:22:35.360 But I live here.

01:22:35.920 Yeah.

01:22:36.380 Like, I can't believe how shitty this is.

01:22:38.360 Well, I don't know if you know how pyramid schemes work, but they eventually collapse.

01:22:42.140 Yeah, that's so right.

01:22:43.500 I think that too.

01:22:44.240 Yeah, well, I used to joke about it.

01:22:46.060 You can only, you know, fuck every other country over till you run out of countries to fuck

01:22:54.340 over and there's only years left.

01:22:56.840 We need immigrants for, to form the base of our Herbalife pyramid.

01:23:00.680 So what's the next step?

01:23:04.760 I need more people in my downstream.

01:23:09.020 Oh God.

01:23:10.740 That's what I'm excited about.

01:23:11.940 There's new people to get downstream of my sales funnel.

01:23:15.940 Next, after the pyramid.

01:23:17.340 Yeah.

01:23:17.560 Well, I think that is what they're doing.

01:23:19.660 We need to get on the next pyramid scheme then.

01:23:21.600 We need to get on the next one now, after this one crumpled.

01:23:23.820 It was too late for me.

01:23:25.240 Yeah.

01:23:26.120 What are we going to do?

01:23:27.720 Yeah.

01:23:28.080 Let's give a hopeful message to us.

01:23:29.320 I just, are we just.

01:23:30.140 I thought God was going to kill you guys all 20 years ago, so I don't know.

01:23:34.400 It's really awkward for me.

01:23:36.380 Do you think, do you think that, well, you think this is the end though, huh?

01:23:40.380 When Trump got elected to New York, I remember people going like, oh my God, there's going

01:23:43.960 to be the end of the world.

01:23:45.040 I was like, yeah, well, they say that, but 20 years go by.

01:23:49.560 I'm still looking at all you people.

01:23:52.080 Get your teeth fixed.

01:23:53.100 Don't put it off.

01:23:54.160 Regardless.

01:23:54.860 I would say, I would say, do the, just in case, get them fixed now.

01:24:01.820 Job's witness had that.

01:24:03.080 77 is the big one.

01:24:04.600 When I was born in 77, that was their big, like someone predicted it and like, it's murky

01:24:08.780 as to what was predicted and by whom.

01:24:11.540 And, uh, cause you're not supposed to say when it's coming.

01:24:13.440 You're supposed to say it's coming though.

01:24:15.400 But yeah, well, it seems like it is.

01:24:17.540 Well, they told me, well, I mean, the only thing I can compare it to is from when I was

01:24:23.340 a kid at the same time, then when climate change is going to kill us.

01:24:26.800 Yeah.

01:24:27.180 Right.

01:24:27.720 And Job's witnesses are a lot less wacky with how much Armageddon's coming.

01:24:33.620 Mm-hmm.

01:24:34.560 You know, like I'm not smart enough.

01:24:36.920 Hey, maybe it is.

01:24:37.600 I don't know.

01:24:37.900 I suspect what it is, is, uh, too late was 20 years ago and they do know that.

01:24:43.740 Yeah.

01:24:43.980 And, uh, you're going to eat bugs and, uh, it's just for them.

01:24:48.460 And.

01:24:49.040 Food's just for them.

01:24:50.040 You know, cause Carbon Footprint, BP made that up.

01:24:52.500 The people who ruined the golf made up Carbon Footprint.

01:24:54.640 Oh, like when the football players beat their wives and tell you not to beat your wife on

01:25:00.700 TV.

01:25:01.260 They'll BP.

01:25:02.460 What's your footprint like?

01:25:03.980 Did you fucking.

01:25:07.900 Like poison the entire golf?

01:25:10.540 For like a month straight, nonstop.

01:25:13.080 I know.

01:25:13.800 We got to stop.

01:25:15.080 Then, then, uh.

01:25:16.200 But I mean, people buy it.

01:25:18.760 It's just infuriating.

01:25:20.280 Marketing.

01:25:20.920 They're good at it.

01:25:21.620 But it's, you don't have to fucking, I don't like looking stuff up.

01:25:25.160 I like to know.

01:25:26.400 Cause that's why I like, uh, it's either a dog or a pig.

01:25:30.000 Like the dog, you knock the ball with his nose into the hole and enjoys the game.

01:25:35.500 Right.

01:25:35.960 And the treat.

01:25:36.800 And the pig just picks the ball up and drops it in the hole because he understands what's

01:25:41.140 all about getting that treat.

01:25:42.900 So if you don't understand, like for a bunch of people, the game is like, not the game.

01:25:47.140 It's just like, what do I get out of this game?

01:25:48.820 I'll go do another game.

01:25:49.640 I just want the points.

01:25:50.420 You know, I'm not like some idiot that would sit here playing baseball or whatever.

01:25:55.960 I mean, a brain damage.

01:25:57.100 Like the real game is watching what I get off of this.

01:26:00.400 And some people have that and don't.

01:26:02.520 I think as I'm not math oriented, I don't have it as much, but you know, I don't think

01:26:06.340 it's an ethnic thing.

01:26:07.860 We will, because the people just think like that more now, what with all the climate change

01:26:13.020 caused autism out there.

01:26:14.020 There's just nothing we can do but just laugh it to scorn, I guess, huh?

01:26:22.900 I mean, I was going to do that anyway.

01:26:24.560 That was my plan the whole time.

01:26:25.840 Yeah, that is right.

01:26:26.800 Before I even, back when I thought, I was like, what am I going to do?

01:26:29.800 So I got, I was with Barry Crimmins, we almost died in a car accident on tour and because

01:26:35.760 the idiot driving, we're on black ice going through Pennsylvania and we're next to a semi

01:26:41.860 truck and he's going 65, the speed limit, but on black ice.

01:26:45.680 And we're just sitting there talking and all of a sudden the fucking, like we're getting

01:26:50.260 sucked into a jet engine next to this trailer.

01:26:52.260 Okay.

01:26:52.440 So I'm in the passenger seat and Barry's behind the driver.

01:26:55.460 And I was like, what?

01:26:56.640 And I got, I said, what the fuck?

01:26:58.460 Like two times.

01:26:59.580 I just remember exactly, it wasn't slow motion at all.

01:27:01.620 I just went, what the fuck?

01:27:02.800 And I'm looking at the thing and I was like, oh, I'm dead.

01:27:05.800 Like, and right at that second, we swerved the other way and the back when no one was sitting,

01:27:10.860 that got pulled in and we went back out and dragged us down the highway.

01:27:15.300 And the glass blew in and spun us and we spun out in the middle of the thing.

01:27:20.520 And I remember when I was sitting there, me and Barry were like high.

01:27:23.980 We were like laughing and the driver was weeping.

01:27:27.000 Well, cause if I was sure I was, and it was so weirdly comforting, you know, I thought I

01:27:32.820 was going to die a bunch of times, but a lot of times it was my fault, you know, but this

01:27:36.140 was like so out of my control that it felt so comforting.

01:27:39.400 I was like, it felt like a vacation.

01:27:43.200 That accident.

01:27:43.900 I like, you know, you know, it goes away.

01:27:46.880 The, the appreciation of all that, but once a year, if I think I'm going to die and don't

01:27:52.460 that, that would really be a lot of relaxation, but you got to get me.

01:27:55.960 So I really think I'm going to die.

01:27:57.420 I can't know.

01:27:58.100 I'm not.

01:27:59.680 I think I've been there.

01:28:01.280 I've been.

01:28:01.660 It's just the feeling that it's out of my hands and not my fault or anything.

01:28:05.840 And that's not how shit works.

01:28:07.180 It's very comfortable.

01:28:07.820 Shit works for no.

01:28:09.120 Let's say Nazis don't run the world from their colony on Mars.

01:28:12.940 But then you still get fucking cancer and can't pay for who gives a shit.

01:28:17.480 Like what is all this?

01:28:20.100 Just tell me all the fun stuff.

01:28:21.580 I might as well know about the lizards or whatever the fuck you're going to be fucked

01:28:24.900 either way.

01:28:25.500 Like, I'd rather know all the things like that.

01:28:29.420 It's like the earth is flat.

01:28:31.120 Can you imagine how much I would not change my life on any level?

01:28:37.300 Like I'll, I can't even tell you it's not, I do not have the signs to back up.

01:28:42.420 Yeah.

01:28:43.040 None of it fucking matters.

01:28:45.780 I just, we just got to like, so is there no hope or is there a lot of hope?

01:28:50.220 Just don't be a fucking asshole.

01:28:52.360 Don't be a mooing cow for five minutes.

01:28:54.760 Let's start with that.

01:28:56.240 I don't know what I mean.

01:28:57.200 Like, yeah, that's what that part Canadian parliament.

01:29:00.020 Oh, he fought in World War II.

01:29:02.440 Oh my God.

01:29:03.820 Unbelievable.

01:29:04.460 And that's, they're trained to be a docile race.

01:29:07.020 The Canadians, there's only a few that have the salmon, Ryan Long salmon to jump out of

01:29:12.840 the thing.

01:29:13.440 Yeah.

01:29:13.980 Like that is like, oh, it wouldn't be polite.

01:29:16.540 That's how you get molested is being polite.

01:29:18.940 Did he just say, I got to do what?

01:29:21.780 Like just, how about just try to start with that?

01:29:24.340 Cause you have, you know, all the weird, your kids, you know, like we're going to have

01:29:29.260 this drag queen read to your kid.

01:29:30.740 And I'm like, is that that different from church?

01:29:33.160 Like a guy in a dress reads a boring book to your stupid child.

01:29:39.500 Is that, also if you're Catholic, you really feel you should be the one, like you got to

01:29:45.200 look out for pedophiles.

01:29:46.360 Yeah.

01:29:46.680 Are they behind me?

01:29:50.440 Were they behind me the whole time?

01:29:51.760 And I'm not looking.

01:29:52.980 Oh, good point.

01:29:54.400 Joe was witness his highest lawsuit is against them, not Catholics.

01:29:58.700 The most in American history.

01:29:59.560 Oh, they have the most, yeah.

01:30:01.060 And it's because, or I think, I don't know, I think it is something really shameful.

01:30:06.120 And it's because they didn't go, it's not because of an authority figure they did it.

01:30:08.900 It's because they didn't go to the cobs.

01:30:10.500 They didn't report it.

01:30:11.960 They just, you know, because the real sin, and here's a great thing about the Bible.

01:30:15.660 This is why I do get a little annoyed at people to try to pretend we got an ultimate

01:30:19.960 Star Wars battle out of there.

01:30:22.320 The real sin of that is not the molestation of the child.

01:30:25.400 They're not married.

01:30:26.520 That's the true, you understand that, don't you?

01:30:30.080 I do understand that.

01:30:31.140 That's as bad as being gay.

01:30:33.940 You think I'm like, okay.

01:30:36.380 They don't like to say it a lot, but that is literally.

01:30:39.980 Like, what it is?

01:30:42.300 So like Isaac's daughter, what's her name?

01:30:46.660 I thought it was Dinah, but it's like Dinah or something.

01:30:49.160 Dinah.

01:30:49.680 Yeah.

01:30:50.520 And, you know, she doesn't stay in the tent with her good people and goes in the city

01:30:54.940 with her worldly friends.

01:30:57.600 And then Shechem, that's how I say it, but he sees her and then forces her to lie down

01:31:03.480 with him.

01:31:03.980 And then, you know, so God damn it, Dinah.

01:31:08.300 And then he's really falls in love with this, though, during the raping this random woman.

01:31:16.580 Falls deeply in love and goes to her father.

01:31:19.300 I'm the guy that raped your daughter in the city today.

01:31:22.560 I'd like to marry her.

01:31:24.000 And she's like, oh, thank God.

01:31:25.160 Okay, look.

01:31:29.860 Okay, thank you, because I thought I was going to have to kill her myself.

01:31:35.460 He goes, just, I'll tell you what, we'll make a covenant.

01:31:38.540 You marry my daughter.

01:31:39.300 No hard feelings.

01:31:40.440 Okay?

01:31:42.020 There's not that many, you know, knock the dents out.

01:31:45.660 You got to pound it out with a mallet.

01:31:47.100 And then, just you and all the adult male members of your household must be circumcised.

01:31:55.760 And the guy's like, all right, well, that's weird as shit, but okay.

01:31:59.060 My whole family will have our dick skins cut off because I raped your daughter and won't

01:32:05.380 get married.

01:32:07.200 I'm paraphrasing it.

01:32:08.280 This is those details.

01:32:09.420 Yeah, I get it.

01:32:10.400 And then, so they do, okay?

01:32:12.840 I guess he really loved her.

01:32:17.100 Okay, and then her brothers, so then after their dad gets it all settled, their righteous

01:32:22.380 dad, your brother's like, what in the fuck is it?

01:32:24.860 They're probably like, what are you doing?

01:32:27.480 Was our sister a whore?

01:32:29.000 So they go and kill every male while they're recovering from their adult circumcisions.

01:32:37.180 Throw all that up.

01:32:38.080 Like, all the guys that don't know nothing about this rape of this guy's daughter just

01:32:41.800 said, why do I do this?

01:32:44.680 Come on, man.

01:32:45.600 I'm really in love with this girl.

01:32:48.760 I just work for you.

01:32:51.800 I'm not even a family.

01:32:53.420 So he's just sitting there and he's going to kill everybody like a Monty Python thing.

01:32:57.980 And I was like, what are you doing?

01:32:59.480 Then now everyone's going to, I had it all worked out.

01:33:02.000 And they're like, is our sister a whore for you to sell?

01:33:04.480 Now, okay.

01:33:05.200 At the end of the story of my book of Bible stories, these are the details of it that,

01:33:09.440 they didn't say them to me this way, but those are the details.

01:33:10.980 The guy, the narrator goes, all because, wait, wait, wait, all because Dinah had bad association.

01:33:18.980 The, and the great, oh my God, the great wisdom from the stars that wrote that shit is locked

01:33:30.200 in a heavenly battle to this day with lizards.

01:33:33.440 Is everybody fucking crazy?

01:33:37.320 Like, nobody read the damn book.

01:33:40.820 Nobody.

01:33:41.340 I had to a lot.

01:33:42.860 Not because I wanted to, but it makes me laugh when I see how the stories really, I think

01:33:47.740 it's Isaac.

01:33:48.300 I want to, I always want to say Abraham, but it's not Abraham, that story.

01:33:51.460 I can't remember.

01:33:52.600 Jacob.

01:33:53.160 Who cares?

01:33:54.080 It's all fascinating.

01:33:55.800 It's all worth studying, but I just, I'm like, I will never trace it to Atlantis and

01:34:00.460 like.

01:34:01.600 Lemuria.

01:34:03.180 That's like monkey country.

01:34:04.740 Lemuria.

01:34:05.720 Lemuria.

01:34:05.760 Lemurs, they thought were there.

01:34:06.880 You know what Lemuria the name is from?

01:34:07.820 No, is that right?

01:34:08.920 Same after lemurs, because they thought, they couldn't figure out why monkeys were somewhere

01:34:13.160 and somewhere else.

01:34:13.720 Like there must've been a land bridge called Lemuria, and the guy called it Lemuria.

01:34:16.540 That's where that came from.

01:34:18.520 And, um, but it's just based around that at first.

01:34:21.940 And there's all this stuff added onto it.

01:34:23.600 There's probably some sunken continents, I'm sure everywhere, but every time people try

01:34:28.400 to connect all the things, like, I don't mean connecting the dots, cause I do a lot,

01:34:32.380 but I mean, oh, like when you try to retcon the universe of like, and then Batman fought

01:34:38.820 Superman, like, you're like, okay, how many cinematic universes are involved in this?

01:34:45.280 Like, and then Atlantis, they talk to Moses and later Jesus was stopped by the machines.

01:34:52.580 I've heard that one.

01:34:53.600 Yeah.

01:34:54.200 Because everybody mingles them together in one thing, but I'm sure there's greens of

01:34:58.800 truth and all of it.

01:34:59.440 And the ones that are true are, are a bait.

01:35:02.020 Cause so many things are things I would scoff at, you know, like smugly that I'm like,

01:35:07.320 are you shitting me?

01:35:08.340 And I'm like, no, I feel like a sucker.

01:35:09.660 If I ever do that, you know, I feel like a sucker.

01:35:12.240 If I believe the thing now, I just go deeper and deeper and deeper.

01:35:17.440 I go deeper into it.

01:35:19.080 Cause it doesn't make any sense on the surface.

01:35:22.340 Well, so I go deeper and then go, oh, this is, this is the hidden gem here.

01:35:29.240 Cause they can't just come out and say something that has common sense to it.

01:35:33.580 Cause people would reject it, the common sense of it.

01:35:36.860 Yeah.

01:35:37.180 So they have to put layers and layers of stuff to make you think you're what.

01:35:41.920 But it's not, but it's not just one.

01:35:43.040 I didn't understand this.

01:35:44.040 It's not just one person.

01:35:45.380 So the sacrifice your son, uh, Abraham, you know, to God and the danger goes, don't

01:35:51.540 and Louie, how you said this joke about how like, and it is a crazy story.

01:35:55.300 The last minute goes, what are you doing?

01:35:56.940 No, I didn't say do that.

01:35:58.520 And people have, you know, well, the original version of the story before it got written

01:36:03.160 down after the second temple was he did sacrifice him.

01:36:05.820 He came down alone from the mountain.

01:36:07.880 And that's how the story ended originally, because guess what?

01:36:12.040 All the Canaanites, all them all did the same kind of shit and Yahweh, which is no one knows

01:36:16.880 how to pronounce it.

01:36:17.740 Everybody says they have ancient knowledge.

01:36:19.460 I want them to know how you pronounce that.

01:36:21.320 Cause I know nobody knows how, cause they didn't have the vowels in the word.

01:36:25.520 That's an Americanized thing.

01:36:27.040 Like every other goddamn thing.

01:36:28.340 Yeah.

01:36:29.340 But so it's really interesting though, what we learned from it.

01:36:33.500 And then, so one particular sect really ultimately, you know, it's something to do with the two

01:36:40.320 tribe kingdom of Judah was like the good, so it's Judahism, right?

01:36:44.200 As opposed to Israel.

01:36:45.660 But they had mon, they didn't have a, that's the retcon is the monotheism part of it.

01:36:51.520 And, uh, it's almost like a corporation that became a, it's like different wrestling towns.

01:36:57.800 And then like some Vince McMahon got all the wrestling into one like international thing.

01:37:03.680 And like, I don't know, you could see the pyramid blocks.

01:37:06.380 It was a lot of diversity coming together to, it's all about, you know, the one thing

01:37:13.140 that nobody ever says the thing that I like is the history of how diverse peoples, cause

01:37:21.860 there was a lot of tribes, it wasn't just one, but diverse peoples created law.

01:37:29.060 That's what it's about.

01:37:30.480 How they created law and a system of laws that became, you know, how they, how they did that

01:37:38.880 in community, which we still haven't figured out.

01:37:42.520 Well, yeah, that's, uh, everybody, you know, if you travel around and you're like, everybody

01:37:46.840 does the same shit, but like, what do you make laws about?

01:37:49.240 Is that where it, yeah, they couldn't figure out where do I stop and you begin.

01:37:53.980 They couldn't go even that basic.

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01:38:56.520 Well, yeah, right.

01:38:58.520 Well, that's the other thing is I didn't understand the property, how much of it's like property

01:39:02.160 right issues.

01:39:03.160 And so like my ex's parents were Hebrew scholars and, you know, so like Christianity is more

01:39:10.020 like about Jesus because he, you know, and then Jesus is more about the law.

01:39:15.300 This is why very like legal.

01:39:17.040 I, I didn't know this.

01:39:18.540 I thought I knew all this stuff, but I didn't because I didn't understand that, you know,

01:39:21.980 there's been an actual Judaism interpreting these stories, you know, for years like lawyers.

01:39:27.400 No, people don't know that.

01:39:28.940 Not at all.

01:39:29.660 They're like, it's like, it's very interesting how legal it is.

01:39:32.280 And then like stuff that I would think is unreasonable.

01:39:35.300 We would do as Jehovah's Witness, a bunch of Jews are like, that's not what that is.

01:39:39.300 You know, it's like endlessly arguable.

01:39:41.740 Yeah.

01:39:43.200 I watch a lot of like, like, you know, Haridi rabbi channels because I'm curious of the

01:39:49.600 interpretation.

01:39:50.420 I've heard every goddamn interpretation of all these stories now.

01:39:53.100 Oh, that's cool.

01:39:54.520 Well, because then you can start comparing them.

01:39:56.700 And kind of figure it out.

01:39:58.300 You figure out more than you knew before once you start comparing them.

01:40:01.580 Like the, the, uh, cause you don't, like I said, they didn't give us context.

01:40:06.640 You thought of it as like, just basically the same people.

01:40:08.300 Yeah.

01:40:08.320 The context has been removed for sure.

01:40:10.740 Yeah.

01:40:10.940 So I don't know.

01:40:11.600 The whole historical context has been removed.

01:40:15.040 That, that's what really gripes me.

01:40:17.260 Cause it's like, well, did you know there was a war going on then?

01:40:20.840 Yeah.

01:40:21.200 Once you don't have that, now you just have a myth, whether it's true or not.

01:40:24.560 If I don't have the actual, how they taught all the history part of it, then it's a myth

01:40:28.840 automatically.

01:40:29.860 Automatically.

01:40:30.260 Cause you just tell me a story.

01:40:31.280 Yeah.

01:40:31.440 You don't just rip somebody's like, you don't just rip out somebody's culture and separate

01:40:38.880 it from the actual goings on in that culture.

01:40:43.780 I mean, you, you do and you can, and it's very profitable if you, but then you're missing

01:40:50.280 the whole frigging story.

01:40:51.880 Yeah.

01:40:52.360 You're missing the whole thing.

01:40:54.520 Yeah.

01:40:55.120 Well, not, you know, and I think we're missing the whole thing.

01:40:57.960 I really do.

01:40:58.800 I think someday if we ever get any common sense about us, we'll understand things that are

01:41:05.940 hidden now.

01:41:07.160 That's why I was excited with computers that they would, but what did they do with computers?

01:41:12.040 Figured out a way to bullshit us more with artificial intelligence.

01:41:15.600 They didn't help us.

01:41:17.020 They didn't help us like think better or do better.

01:41:20.320 No.

01:41:20.580 They figured out how to make us believe more bullshit.

01:41:24.440 What should we wrap up with our final thought?

01:41:26.980 Yeah.

01:41:27.160 Give us some message to your peoples listening.

01:41:30.780 Laugh, laugh, laugh.

01:41:31.900 That's our message, right?

01:41:33.460 You got to, you got to laugh at everything.

01:41:35.140 If you just don't like lie to yourself one day for five, like literally just don't be like

01:41:39.780 a punk on some level and it'll be like, you know, like when you hear something crazy and

01:41:45.960 you're like, oh, do I have to say this?

01:41:47.400 Like maybe don't say the, you know, I don't care if somebody is wrong.

01:41:50.960 I don't care if they're absolutely wrong.

01:41:52.380 If I think that that's how they are, I'm great.

01:41:55.660 Yeah.

01:41:57.960 And you, ma, I love that.

01:42:00.060 Don't be, don't be a, you know, if you don't like, like, don't be like, oh, but my career.

01:42:04.660 Yeah.

01:42:05.000 At every level of society, if you work as a fucking barista, you're supposed to worry

01:42:08.420 about your fucking career.

01:42:09.660 Yeah.

01:42:10.780 Yeah.

01:42:11.120 No shit.

01:42:12.160 When do you punch out, I guess is my message.

01:42:14.500 Do you punch out of work ever?

01:42:16.960 Yeah.

01:42:17.500 Like I said that all, all these ops that, uh, the Democrats got to do their dirty business

01:42:23.680 for them.

01:42:24.680 Uh, a lot of them are black people that work for, you know, in the, uh, as clerks in the

01:42:30.840 government.

01:42:31.240 A lot of them were Republican just a few years before.

01:42:33.580 I know, but I'm saying a lot of them will go like, well, you know, I, I got to get my

01:42:40.720 retirement.

01:42:41.380 I got to get my retirement.

01:42:42.640 I'll do it.

01:42:43.520 Cause they asked me to, cause I got to get hanging there for my retirement.

01:42:47.880 When they find out that their retirement went to Ukraine.

01:42:50.760 Oh, that's a, yeah.

01:42:52.180 Oh my God.

01:42:52.980 They're going to be pissed.

01:42:53.780 I said the same thing about when they're going to shut it down, but still fund Ukraine.

01:42:56.880 I go, I hope they shut the government down and don't pay the people that work there.

01:43:00.560 And then do pay Ukraine.

01:43:02.260 That would be better than a nuclear war as an escalation that.

01:43:05.540 Yeah.

01:43:06.720 Uh, I think that that is what they're going to do.

01:43:09.240 And you know what else they're going to do?

01:43:10.880 Cause I read it today.

01:43:12.260 They're going to bring the fucking draft back.

01:43:14.300 So all those kids that were doing all that rioting and all the other shit that they set

01:43:20.000 them up to do instead of giving them jobs with the future, which they could have done

01:43:23.940 cheaper.

01:43:25.400 Uh, they're going to draft their ass and send them to war.

01:43:29.860 It's going to be just like the show mash from the eighties.

01:43:33.460 And you're going to be a clinger in the dress and you won't be able to get out just like

01:43:37.440 clinger.

01:43:38.140 You won't be able to get your way out.

01:43:40.360 They know that they are going even further.

01:43:44.120 Well, that's who they're going to draft.

01:43:46.260 No, they're going to draft all the kids that, you know, I loved that.

01:43:50.700 They started telling these black kids, it's okay to loot the stores the same time they

01:43:56.000 were setting up the facial recognition cameras that you at the airport, you go to that store

01:44:00.800 where you loot, you loot it.

01:44:02.300 The new store, like the Amazon store.

01:44:04.680 So you just go with your phone through the gate.

01:44:06.540 Like you scan your phone and walk and just take stuff.

01:44:08.420 Yeah.

01:44:09.940 Cause they're going to arrest them and then say, you got to go to the Ukraine and fight

01:44:14.020 and they're going to do that to the, uh, Oh, you think they're going to Buffalo soldier

01:44:17.500 the people to Ukraine and BLM?

01:44:20.600 Yeah.

01:44:20.860 They, they, they, they set them up for it.

01:44:23.420 Well, it sounds crazy, but it just might work.

01:44:25.520 I'm telling you, I know how they think.

01:44:27.540 Well, no, it sounds very much like a thing in Hollywood.

01:44:30.380 So I know how they think they always are 10 steps ahead in the evil.

01:44:35.160 Yeah.

01:44:35.840 How to use people, harvest them, get their organs, drink their babies, whatever.

01:44:41.140 It's always that.

01:44:42.180 How do I get what I want or need?

01:44:45.140 But they don't have.

01:44:46.420 Usually from Haiti.

01:44:47.600 Huh?

01:44:48.260 Usually from Haiti.

01:44:49.520 You know, we do in Haiti.

01:44:50.580 I know where Sean Penn went over there too.

01:44:53.300 Did he?

01:44:53.920 Did you ever see his interviews from Haiti?

01:44:56.540 No, I didn't even.

01:44:57.180 Oh my God.

01:44:57.900 Treat yourself to that.

01:45:00.880 Treat your fucking ass to that guy.

01:45:06.460 Who do you think is the number one guy in charge?

01:45:12.040 Over all of it.

01:45:15.560 Well, number one, I don't know that it's a man until I find their gender.

01:45:19.800 Until I know their, until they tell me their gender.

01:45:22.260 I have no idea.

01:45:23.680 Point taken, sis.

01:45:24.640 But here's where I would start.

01:45:26.740 Are you a man?

01:45:29.320 I like to play that close to the vest so that I, in case I need to advance in.

01:45:34.680 I hear you.

01:45:35.400 It changes, you know.

01:45:39.560 Well, I'm taking the opportunity to say I am a man.

01:45:43.380 Oh, good call.

01:45:45.120 I want to be addressed as sir.

01:45:48.500 Well, yes, sir.

01:45:49.440 And I don't think that's too much to ask.

01:45:50.820 Thank you.

01:45:51.680 Of your son and my girlfriend.

01:45:54.640 Now, let's continue.

01:45:56.720 Yeah.

01:45:57.060 I'm sorry.

01:45:57.920 Okay.

01:45:58.220 I have to ask you these questions.

01:46:00.160 But here's what I think.

01:46:01.580 The guy at the top is.

01:46:04.260 The tippy top of the pyramid is.

01:46:07.000 The tippy, tippy, tippy, tippy, tippy top of the pyramid is.

01:46:12.500 I don't know.

01:46:12.920 I never thought who could, who, there could be one at the tippy top.

01:46:17.420 I imagine it's a big eyeball.

01:46:19.320 No, I always imagine it.

01:46:21.100 I never, I never break those particles down past.

01:46:24.300 Did you think it was a group?

01:46:26.000 I think it's, who's like the oldest money and not whoever they tell you the richest is,

01:46:31.460 because nobody's going to tell you that.

01:46:32.700 But, and also you start your search with who like inbred the most for some reason, you

01:46:39.300 know, like pharaohs and also.

01:46:42.340 Bing.

01:46:43.120 You know how they make a pharaoh?

01:46:47.100 No.

01:46:48.160 Since time eternal.

01:46:49.860 Wow.

01:46:50.760 A brother and sister mate.

01:46:52.660 Oh, yeah.

01:46:53.200 Yeah.

01:46:53.600 You knew that, right?

01:46:54.940 You keep it pure.

01:46:56.780 Huh?

01:46:57.680 Keep, but you have to keep it pure.

01:46:59.040 Well, that and the DuPont family.

01:47:01.620 So, I just go like, who has a huge history?

01:47:04.440 There's videos you can see, and it's just like.

01:47:07.500 Well, don't you think that all tribal people are pretty incestuous?

01:47:11.900 Yeah.

01:47:14.560 Yeah.

01:47:14.920 That's how you have the different, a lot of inbred subsets of a small population that

01:47:19.960 live through whatever is what it is.

01:47:22.160 Yeah.

01:47:22.340 So, yeah, automatically, but to do it extra beyond all belief, that's where that, because,

01:47:28.720 okay, in Saudi Arabia, I'm sure there's still a lot of cousin marriage going on.

01:47:33.500 When, you know, Darwin famously, his plants, he realized like, oh, these plant cousins don't

01:47:39.320 look good, and that might be why his kids are not.

01:47:41.540 And he turned in his findings or something, and they didn't want to even talk about it

01:47:46.440 because it would invalidate like 70%.

01:47:48.280 Not even just the rich people marriages, like 70% of just the marriages were cousins, because

01:47:54.280 that's just how you did it.

01:47:55.800 So, then I'm like, so did the aliens really pass on this flaw to an understanding of DNA?

01:48:02.260 Like, and when I read ancient Egyptian myths, they're kind of hilariously about sperm on air,

01:48:08.020 like, it's just crazy.

01:48:11.220 You know, you're like, they built the pyramids with their technology, and then you read the

01:48:13.800 story, and it's like some guy, his uncle's, he jerks his uncle off and throws it in the

01:48:18.440 Nile, and his mom cuts his hands off.

01:48:20.580 Like, that's the mythology.

01:48:22.660 Have you seen, have you read it?

01:48:24.420 Yeah.

01:48:25.320 It just made, that makes me like, because you don't see that on ancient aliens, like the,

01:48:28.800 they just show you like the handbag, the guy, you know, like, this looks like this, but

01:48:33.100 the actual story is so much crazier than a Bible story.

01:48:38.640 Do you know what I'm talking about?

01:48:39.700 I'm very lying.

01:48:40.240 I think I do.

01:48:41.120 Like, uh...

01:48:43.060 Well, I, I think everything is about the stories that get passed down, don't you?

01:48:48.920 Do you know, yeah, but do you know the, I just read it, the story of Seth and Osiris,

01:48:53.820 or, I don't know who he, Osiris versus his uncle to be king of the gods, and, um, his uncle

01:49:00.880 tries to sneak in at night and, uh, penetrate him, because that would make him the superior,

01:49:05.180 you know, and, uh, but he cleverly catches his uncle between his hands and catches his semen

01:49:11.100 between his legs, and then he goes and tells Isis, he shows his hands, and she gets a copper

01:49:17.160 sword and chops off his hands, and throws his hands in the Nile, okay?

01:49:21.280 And then, he, she has him go jerk off on lettuce and trick his uncle into eating it.

01:49:30.060 This is during the big god contest to see who's gonna be the head god.

01:49:34.460 It's like somebody's church, they hear this story, right?

01:49:37.060 And he comes, he goes, uh, the uncle's, I have performed the labor of a woman upon, upon

01:49:43.460 Osiris, and they go, I don't know, we'll call it to both our semen and see from where it

01:49:48.580 answers, so they, when I'm reading this, it's Seth Seaman, it's like a tongue twister, the

01:49:56.080 whole story, and they called forth unto Seth Seaman, and they heard it coming from the river,

01:50:01.540 like, that's weird, it was on the river, and they called the younger nephew Seaman, and

01:50:06.200 it called from out of Seth's belly, so they knew, oh, you have semen in you, dude, so now

01:50:13.520 you're not the king.

01:50:15.000 So, okay, amazing Egyptian architecture and whatever, just, those are the stories, like,

01:50:21.740 those are the stories behind it.

01:50:24.760 Is somebody jizzing on hands?

01:50:26.620 I'm like, that's the alien wisdom that they had, along with the pyramids.

01:50:33.980 Yeah, it's a lot of that, you get the inconsequential stuff, along with the genius stuff.

01:50:42.020 They go together, kind of.

01:50:44.180 No, I love that story.

01:50:46.180 That's one of my favorite stories I've ever read.

01:50:48.340 That's a great story.

01:50:49.200 I can't imagine, as a kid, just hearing that, as, you know, like, there's another thing,

01:50:54.200 there's, like, a Sunday school, and somebody learns that, like, a pyramid.

01:50:59.680 I find you incredibly interesting to talk to.

01:51:03.460 I'm fascinated by it.

01:51:03.900 I think you're funnier than shit.

01:51:05.380 I agree.

01:51:05.900 You really go out there, go out there, I love it.

01:51:09.520 One of the smartest people we've ever talked to.

01:51:10.980 I'm so not a bore, and I'm telling you what, I'm 70 and bored easily, and I loved having

01:51:18.540 you as a guest.

01:51:19.400 Thank you.

01:51:20.240 Thank you for coming.

01:51:21.100 Well, thank you.

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - October 26, 2023

Kurt Metzger ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #020

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