00:00:00.000Greetings earthlings and humans and all others, clones, disembodied spirits, whoever, whatever you got, you came here and that's a good start because I really swear to God, I'm the only person who knows what's really going on.
00:00:22.460because I read like probably 16 hours a day of news all over the world not just on CNN or any
00:00:30.840of these freak channels and you know I'm trying to tell you I've been trying to tell you guys
00:00:37.160since I started this podcast but you know I'm just sometimes I just get mad because you're not
00:00:43.860listening and I'm gonna have to get louder and and more offensive I guess I'm gonna have to go0.85
00:00:50.840after a widow or blame some entire ethnic tribe for all my problems so i can get the0.99
00:00:57.280goddamn viewers for fuck's sake welcome to roseanne bar podcast0.99
00:01:02.040well here i am and uh you know being as i am my biggest fan because i think i have more to say0.99
00:01:16.960than anybody else with the exception of a few interesting people that I follow um you know I
00:01:23.760just love to hear myself talk because I don't get to talk to anybody ever I I overdid it on the
00:01:30.840talking to people during the making of this uh series I just shot I had to overdo it and act
00:01:38.460nice all the time yeah it was six solid weeks of acting nice how are you holding up I know that's
00:01:43.780hard for you it was really hard and i i never went off on anybody did i no uh no you jokingly
00:01:54.020did and then i think sometimes i couldn't tell if you were joking or not but no i'm always joking
00:01:58.600yeah i think because you know i gotta stay in a comedy head when i'm working i can't
00:02:03.000be all political in my head when i'm trying to be funny no you were great everyone loved you and i
00:02:08.520still get reports of how great you were to work with which i've never we've never gotten yeah i
00:02:12.980never have got that no i did get it on the roseanne reboot and then they fired me and they
00:02:18.480said it's a shame because she was so great and such a great leader hey thanks for firing me when
00:02:24.800i was number one on your low rated network no you were great everyone loved you you were a pleasure
00:02:31.420to work with which i guess it's never no one's ever said about you ever right has anyone ever
00:02:36.800said you were a pleasure to work with well they say that I was uh interesting to work with yeah
00:02:43.640because they know I deliver but you know I have some personality flaws I really do I mean I'm 73
00:02:51.160and I'm just seeing them now in the rear view mirror going you know I could have done way
00:02:55.780better if I wasn't insane I mean look back and I'm like it wasn't that I was insane it was just
00:03:02.720like stranger in a strange land because i came from south lake city utah and then i get thrown
00:03:08.280into show business yeah i mean that's like justin bieber times 100 and i had four children and a
00:03:15.640husband and i ended up in the friggin devil's den trying to fight for my life yeah and uh
00:03:24.040no i think about that a lot because i think a lot of people that uh work hold on
00:03:28.200a lot of people that kind of come to la to be famous yeah they have some media training i would
00:03:35.880think or they slowly go but you were like literally an overnight sensation and handed the keys yeah i
00:03:42.160went on stage first time in 1980 and then i was on the tonight and i never toured or anything i
00:03:48.660just went home i went to a few cities but i just went home after my stand-up show and uh you know
00:03:55.180that was family and friends and uh and then i was on the tonight show in 1985 five years later
00:04:02.600yeah and uh the day after the tonight show i got a whole tour with julio iglesias and
00:04:09.520managers and all kinds of work it was really literally overnight what kind of stuff do you
00:04:15.580regret like can you make a specific instance or is it just a general feeling of like you could
00:04:20.440have been nicer or is there anything that haunts you specifically uh yeah it all haunts me
00:04:28.040not what i did yeah i mean i was a rat in a cage yeah and all that good stuff but
00:04:36.200you know i was i knew i was fighting and i was fighting a good fight that i believed in
00:04:42.520but you know i i never knew there were just so many evil people in one place yeah i never knew
00:04:51.080there were so many people who had no conscience yeah no self-reflection yeah and it wasn't even
00:04:58.320money they were after because they had all the money in the world but it was something darker
00:05:03.500it was like i i have to biannually destroy someone yeah that i used to like yeah i didn't
00:05:12.380noticed that too even as a kid there did seem it wasn't money i mean everyone wanted money of
00:05:17.300course and it wasn't even just power but once they got the money there was they wanted to wield power
00:05:22.620yeah just like the left now you know yeah i think they get off and they were all leftists of course
00:05:27.400of course well in hollywood hey can we get these two ads out of the way for our sponsors so that
00:05:33.000i don't have to interrupt you because i'd like to knock them out all right well i'm putting my
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00:05:58.580oh i love ebay i i put i wish there was like a fashion award for podcasts because i think you'd
00:06:04.720win it every year i know people are starting to hip up to my fashion thing which you know they
00:06:10.880never did ever no but uh yeah i think i got i think you're one of i think you're one of the
00:06:17.320best dressed people and you know i want to show everybody um these are blue leather pants they're
00:06:24.020gorgeous this is a yellow silk shirt and topped with a green silk jacket it's like a bomber
00:06:31.740yeah yeah but the best is look at my cool shoes they're blue fake fur those are awesome i'm
00:06:39.880digging it thank you so i always do because i love to dress up i get when i was little i didn't
00:06:45.900have any clothes and you know that i went overboard when i got some money and i have an
00:06:51.100airplane hanger full of clothes that i've never thrown out no and what's funny is some of them
00:06:56.860are like really high price but they don't fit you anymore because you're not fat anymore
00:07:00.300i know so we we've gone through a portion of it and it's like oh my god we can make so much money
00:07:06.200but no fat people have any money for like a two thousand dollar silk suit absolutely not fat
00:07:12.460people cannot afford those kinds of but if you are a fat woman who uh most of these are size
00:07:18.36016 to 18 yeah and if you are fat and you you know want to look jazzy like you go to a lot of
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00:07:30.560i'm not gonna let them go for 29.99 but you know let me know if you're interested because i might
00:07:37.660open up a store on ebay or etsy to sell my old clothes or or we could do like a fan submission0.97
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00:07:49.380you know i mean like that's a good idea maybe we could weigh them and whoever weighs the most wins0.95
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00:08:01.640i don't know they have to do 30 straight minutes on a treadmill what once a week like four of your
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00:11:03.060just drink some more water and that kind of stuff, and then send me home like I'm a house plant.
00:11:08.460Meanwhile, disease runs in my family. I'm getting older, and everybody has brain fog, and nobody
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00:11:59.060you need to eat this it helps you it's like your own it's your own doctor okay and then it goes
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00:13:47.380now let's get into the meat of it um well we're so happy we went to ken paxton's victory party
00:13:55.060we we knew he was going to win but we didn't know he's going to win by like 28 28 percent margin
00:14:02.180was a smashing and again this is just the primary for people that don't know american civics this is
00:14:08.000just to put ken in a position to run against the democrat in november which we have to show up for
00:14:13.200him big time because this this is about texas um but he beat an incumbent he beat a rhino
00:14:20.240and this was a huge statement when not just for ken who's our personal friend and we love him but
01:16:57.320We're living in the administration of the greatest president in the history of, not just America, but one of the greatest leaders in the history of the world.
01:17:04.520And I don't care who flames me for that.