The Roseanne Barr Podcast - September 25, 2026


Roseanne & Bill Maher Go OFF： Trump, 9⧸11, AI, Democrats & the Future of America

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Roseanne Barr
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George W. Bush Cheney Donald Trump Bill Maher Hitler David Bowie Larry David Bob Hope Lee Harvey Oswald Candace Owens Richard Pryor Don Rickles Woody Allen Darth Vader Sam Harris Sam Altman Elon Musk Gen Z Khashoggi Rumsfeld and 10 more
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00:01:04.760 i'm glad you're here i'm so excited uh i got a humdinger of a b-b-b-banger of a show today with
00:01:12.260 a real genius and an old friend welcome to the roseanne bar podcast bill maher you mean is that
00:01:19.680 who you're introducing well now i'm going to introduce you i always say that first okay all
00:01:25.220 Anyway, it's Bill Maher.
00:01:28.540 What can we do?
00:01:29.400 Be quiet.
00:01:40.020 I have a genius.
00:01:44.040 You know how I love to interview geniuses.
00:01:46.280 This is an old friend genius.
00:01:48.320 And I just love the road he's on lately.
00:01:52.540 Bill Maher, everybody.
00:01:53.940 Hi, Bill.
00:01:54.820 I've always been on the same road, but thank you.
00:01:56.980 I love the road, and I love being on the road with you,
00:01:59.760 even though we were actually never on the road together.
00:02:02.000 We should do that sometime before I die.
00:02:04.860 You're still doing stand-up? Because I stopped.
00:02:06.820 You did?
00:02:07.620 Yeah, a year and a half ago.
00:02:09.360 Why? Any reason?
00:02:11.300 A multitude of reasons.
00:02:13.520 I mean, I'm 70, travel, you know, dragging my...
00:02:18.140 The main one, I would say, is just I work all week on real time
00:02:21.980 to drag my ass out of bed on a Saturday morning to go to, you know, Memphis.
00:02:28.800 Not that I don't love Memphis, or I loved all the cities, but it just became, you know, 0.96
00:02:33.600 first of all, you get older, you don't sleep as well.
00:02:36.640 That's for sure.
00:02:37.620 So I really don't sleep as well in hotels.
00:02:40.280 And at our age, if you don't sleep, if you don't get a good night's sleep,
00:02:44.340 you know, it's not like when we were kids and you just bounce back.
00:02:47.820 And so, you know, it's literally not all that healthy to travel, to always be in planes.
00:02:55.580 Yeah, it's terrible.
00:02:56.700 I hate to fly.
00:02:58.020 Yeah.
00:02:58.320 But I was thinking I would do, I haven't done it for a long time, but I'm thinking that I'll go out for a few dates around like one specific area that I drive to and then drive around.
00:03:09.220 Because I don't like to fly either.
00:03:11.020 I always get sick when I fly.
00:03:13.040 Every time.
00:03:13.660 Well, I mean, look, our bodies should be strong enough to withstand a flight, but there is no doubt that you get a little more radiation.
00:03:23.900 You're closer to the sun.
00:03:25.800 They've studied it.
00:03:26.980 It doesn't seem like flight attendants or pilots get more cancer than anybody else, but it's probably not good.
00:03:33.760 And, you know, jet lag, I mean, is a real thing.
00:03:36.040 I mean, it's unnatural to be moving your body through time zones.
00:03:40.840 Some people can do it.
00:03:41.920 I knew a guy who could get off the plane from China.
00:03:45.600 Oh, my God.
00:03:45.860 And he would just, hey, what are you doing tonight?
00:03:47.620 I'm like, oh, good.
00:03:48.600 What are you up to?
00:03:49.280 I just arrived from China, and now he wants to go out, you know, to the club.
00:03:55.380 And I would.
00:03:56.460 Well, look at, like, Don Rickles and all those old guys.
00:04:00.600 They were still touring, like, in their late 80s.
00:04:03.440 Yes, that's true.
00:04:04.320 I don't know how they did it.
00:04:06.000 Bob Hope.
00:04:06.660 Bob Hope did it.
00:04:07.580 I mean, Leno now.
00:04:10.400 You know, it's easier with private jets, which they all used,
00:04:14.160 but it's still flying.
00:04:17.320 Yeah.
00:04:17.820 It's still flying.
00:04:19.340 It's still having to, like, land, sweat out landings, takeoffs.
00:04:24.400 Get your luggage, which is always a nuisance.
00:04:27.540 Well, you don't have to do that if it's a private plane.
00:04:29.560 I mean, you just go right to the, that, I mean, that's even more of a nightmare.
00:04:34.640 And you would have connecting flights.
00:04:36.480 I mean, most of the gigs I did in this century, I could never have even got to without a private plane.
00:04:44.080 They just, the airlines just don't run flights to all the places at the times I would need to get there.
00:04:50.840 Do you have your own plane?
00:04:52.100 I never had my own plane.
00:04:53.900 I always rented it.
00:04:55.060 I always thought, I don't want to own a plane.
00:04:58.000 Then every problem is yours.
00:04:59.620 You have to, the pilots have to be yours, the hangar.
00:05:02.460 It was just easier to just rent it every time.
00:05:06.480 Yeah, that's smart. That's what I did, too, back when I was alive.
00:05:10.700 Yeah.
00:05:11.920 But, no, I'm going to do it, because I really miss it.
00:05:16.200 I miss stand-up. You don't miss it?
00:05:18.860 Well, I mean, you get to do it.
00:05:20.320 I definitely miss it. No, I definitely miss it.
00:05:22.640 I mean, thank God I still have a monologue every week on Real Time.
00:05:26.900 But it's such a different animal doing a bunch of new jokes about that week.
00:05:31.940 It's the difference between pickleball and tennis.
00:05:34.920 But I just felt like the bad outweighed the good, and I was just running myself ragged.
00:05:44.280 And, you know, as we know, as we are going through the 70s, it's a real important thing to throttle back with whatever is taxing your body in a way that you just didn't have to in younger decades.
00:05:59.940 You just didn't have to pay attention.
00:06:01.880 And now you're on a very short leash of what you can get away with.
00:06:06.400 I mean, I had a drink and a half here today.
00:06:08.820 I use a shot glass to know exactly how much I'm taking.
00:06:13.220 Because a shot and a half, that's about as much as I can take without feeling shitty tonight.
00:06:19.040 You know, I used to have that just to start the evening.
00:06:22.340 Yeah.
00:06:22.880 You know.
00:06:23.860 I haven't slowed down at all.
00:06:25.440 Nothing slows me down.
00:06:26.640 Seriously?
00:06:27.260 Seriously.
00:06:28.660 I can't believe it either.
00:06:29.720 I see you smoking.
00:06:31.040 Oh, yeah, I started that all up again last year.
00:06:34.020 Wow.
00:06:34.880 Yeah, it's bad, I know.
00:06:36.200 I've got to quit.
00:06:37.580 But, you know, I don't know.
00:06:39.760 I just love it.
00:06:40.880 I love it.
00:06:42.800 I'm more than addicted.
00:06:44.340 I'm, like, having a love affair with cigarettes.
00:06:46.720 It's lasted my whole life.
00:06:48.600 I started smoking when I was three years old
00:06:50.800 because my dad would go have his friends over and go,
00:06:55.320 watch this, and go, come here.
00:06:58.020 And I sat on my dad's lap.
00:06:59.920 He smoked.
00:07:00.580 filterless camels five packs a day and he'd go and so i did i'd go
00:07:07.560 three years old and everybody go that's great and left me with a horrible lifelong addiction
00:07:16.440 the 16th grade was it i think it's charles bukowski i could be wrong who said find out
00:07:25.120 what you love and let it kill you that's exactly what i think that is exactly what i think yeah
00:07:31.440 that's not what i think but um i mean i the first part i love find out what you love i'm not up on
00:07:40.000 the let it kill you part like uh i will fight that and i do but i also would rather uh live
00:07:48.800 shorter time with marijuana no shit then it's been longer time with i just would now the day 0.99
00:07:57.280 i'm like on my deathbed i'll probably be saying god damn it why couldn't i have had the discipline 0.97
00:08:02.720 to get off marijuana yeah because i'd still be alive but i i think even then no i think i know 0.95
00:08:09.680 um how much joy and prosperity it has given me just because it's an inspirational drug for me
00:08:16.720 for me too and you know i'd rather live um an inspired 75 or you know yeah an inspired life
00:08:26.700 of the mind because it does well ignite all of that life of the mind stuff exactly and uh you
00:08:33.120 know it's just fantastic right than living 90 boring years yeah i don't i don't want to i mean
00:08:40.280 my kids hate it when I say this but you know I have little desire to prolong my
00:08:46.100 life seriously I have had I have I always say I have enjoyed about all the 0.95
00:08:55.100 wonders I can take in this fucking world I'm about there I'm 74 you've had quite 0.98
00:09:02.600 a life oh my god you talk about a roller coaster up and down and up and 0.99
00:09:08.420 down and around and backwards and yeah every crazy thing speaking of life of the mind my
00:09:14.180 craziness is uh you seem very calm and uh you know you seem very in control right now you don't seem
00:09:25.520 like you're at all you know what i got a lot of discipline together over the last two years
00:09:31.740 because I worked on a project that was all mine
00:09:34.400 and I was completely in charge of it.
00:09:36.940 So I had to learn another way of working
00:09:41.520 where I wasn't like going through 75 people
00:09:44.720 to okay things and, you know, all that stuff.
00:09:47.240 I just did what I wanted to do
00:09:49.000 and I made a piece of art that makes me happy.
00:09:52.720 And that was the best experience I've ever had in my life
00:09:56.320 as far as my work or anything, to write and act
00:09:59.700 because I always wanted to be Woody Allen.
00:10:01.740 And I finally gave myself.
00:10:03.860 This is a movie?
00:10:04.960 Well, it's an eight-episode series.
00:10:08.080 On?
00:10:09.120 On what?
00:10:10.840 On what channel?
00:10:12.520 It's not sold yet.
00:10:13.880 Oh, I see.
00:10:14.420 See, I'm going to go out and sell it when it's done in about a week.
00:10:18.680 And it's your life?
00:10:20.180 No, it's a comedy.
00:10:23.460 It's a new kind of sitcom.
00:10:26.120 You know, I kind of took it to the next level.
00:10:28.760 I call it a fable.
00:10:30.180 because a lot of unreal stuff happens in it, which I love.
00:10:34.940 Sounds intriguing, yeah.
00:10:36.040 It really is.
00:10:36.960 It's, you know, I'm the grandma character, and I have, you know, I live with my kids.
00:10:44.520 It's extremely political, and it is like my life when I lived with my daughter
00:10:49.800 and her husband and their kids in Hawaii, and we farmed.
00:10:53.100 So it's going to have stuff in it that makes the liberals mad.
00:10:57.280 Hopefully it will make everybody mad. 0.62
00:10:59.600 I mean, I've tried to piss off everybody to say, it's all just absurd. 0.59
00:11:05.160 Everything is just absurd.
00:11:06.540 And if we don't have the grace to laugh at ourselves and it, we're never going to get through this, you know?
00:11:12.400 We have to laugh.
00:11:13.940 We just had 9-11.
00:11:15.480 I forget.
00:11:16.080 What's your take on 9-11?
00:11:17.940 Are you a truther?
00:11:21.240 What happened on 9-11 in your telling?
00:11:24.180 Oh, I love that you're asking me that.
00:11:26.300 Well, are you going to light up a joint?
00:11:28.100 Sure.
00:11:28.500 You want one?
00:11:28.860 Yeah, let's take a drag because I'll tell you about 9-11.
00:11:32.860 Now that is a pun.
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00:12:48.860 Yeah, what happened is, you know, it was an inside job.
00:12:56.640 This is what I think, because, you know, I read everything.
00:12:58.720 There we go.
00:12:59.500 Right?
00:13:00.140 No, I don't agree, but I...
00:13:02.040 You don't agree?
00:13:02.480 Of course not.
00:13:03.280 It was an inside job with some criminals in our government that got with criminals in other governments.
00:13:10.960 Okay.
00:13:11.400 And I don't want to say too much, except for, I think...
00:13:18.440 Say. Say. We're here to say.
00:13:21.940 Okay, we're here to say.
00:13:22.980 You have a show where you say. Say.
00:13:26.140 Well, I think it was, I say this, it was the beginning of Jihad on America. 0.98
00:13:35.480 Well, that was true. It was a Jihad. It was totally a Jihadist act on America.
00:13:41.280 But that absolutely contradicts your other thing, that it was an inside job.
00:13:45.820 Well, Bush.
00:13:46.580 Which one was it? Was it a Jihadist?
00:13:48.360 It was Bush, you know, doing a...
00:13:52.060 Well, Bush is not the jihadist.
00:13:54.220 Well, his friends were.
00:13:56.260 Who were his friends that were jihadists? 0.74
00:13:59.280 Well, the ones that flew, you know, the Saudis that flew the airplanes into the building.
00:14:04.260 So you think George Bush knew about the attack coming?
00:14:07.140 Yeah, I think that he and Cheney and Rumsfeld all knew it was coming.
00:14:15.060 And I think they helped do it because the things they got after, I mean, specifically the Patriot Act, changing our country completely.
00:14:24.960 Okay. 0.72
00:14:25.060 But that could have happened even if it was actually what it was, which obviously was an attack by fundamentalist jihadist elements.
00:14:35.620 Right.
00:14:37.500 Organized bin Laden, planned in Germany. 0.97
00:14:40.420 The Khashoggi's. 0.85
00:14:42.080 Khashoggi was an arms dealer. 0.92
00:14:43.780 I don't think he was involved, doesn't matter. 0.99
00:14:46.360 It was plainly Saudi Arabians who were the, because they were out to get America. 0.99
00:14:52.060 This is a war that's been going on for a thousand years between Islam and the West. 0.99
00:14:57.700 There are elements of Islamists who want to attack America. 0.53
00:15:02.900 They didn't need any help from George Bush or any inside job, plainly.
00:15:07.280 Well, how come the, okay, I'm not going to argue with you.
00:15:11.120 like this is where it all started to rot for me because like we we actually just saw on in real
00:15:16.960 time the planes hit the building and that's when people went that's just what it looked like oh it
00:15:22.800 looked like the plane hit the building and that's what brought it down because it might be very hot
00:15:27.040 in there uh my friend my head writer it was from it's from pittsburgh and i don't know when this
00:15:32.560 was going on and he said you know these people who are saying uh that the jet fuel wouldn't have
00:15:37.680 melt steel he said i'm from pittsburgh when i got out of college i got a job in the steel mill
00:15:43.700 you know what we did all day we melted steel and it's just it's so obvious and and like these
00:15:51.060 conspiracies have just gone so out of hand but as i keep saying uh having said that i do think
00:15:57.540 candace owens is a man and a jew uh i don't disagree there i don't absolutely disagree i
00:16:05.800 I think everything is kind of, everything that's broadcast on all media is kind of the opposite of the truth anyway.
00:16:12.740 See, you go immediately to that.
00:16:14.800 That's the difference between...
00:16:16.600 Well, because I look deeply, I don't believe anything at face value anymore.
00:16:21.840 I don't believe anything, but some things then become apparent to me that they are true,
00:16:28.480 and not everything is a conspiracy.
00:16:31.060 Now, if you ask me the Kennedy assassination, do I think that was just Lee Harvey Oswald?
00:16:35.540 I don't. No. No. But, you know, everyone is a different case. Do I think COVID escaped from
00:16:42.460 the lab? Yes, I think that is more likely than the bats. But, you know, we don't 100% know
00:16:48.740 either way. But, you know, but that's not a conspiracy theory to me. It makes sense that
00:16:54.920 the one lab there in the world that was doing gain-of-function study on this particular pathogen,
00:17:03.280 and then it starts in that city i don't think in 50 years people will look at those pieces of
00:17:08.960 information and and wonder what the connection was i think they'll say oh my god you mean they
00:17:14.640 were even questioning this 50 years ago you mean somebody looked at this set of circumstances and
00:17:20.480 said no uh it's not the uh it's not escaping from a lab it's uh it's the bats you know it could be
00:17:29.140 It could be both.
00:17:29.960 I don't know.
00:17:30.400 I mean, we don't really know anything.
00:17:32.520 No, but that to me is not a conspiracy theory.
00:17:35.520 The Bats or the 9-1-1?
00:17:38.320 That's a conspiracy theory.
00:17:40.460 The Bats is just a possible story, origin story for that.
00:17:45.540 But it also very well could be the one that all the, you know, esteemed papers like the New York Times at first said,
00:17:54.160 you can't even discuss it because it's racist.
00:17:56.440 It would be racist to say that a disease started in a Chinese lab. 0.91
00:18:01.240 Yes, they did. 0.97
00:18:01.880 It's much more un-racist to say that these crazy people eat bats, which is so much more racist. 0.62
00:18:07.260 Yeah, it is more. 0.89
00:18:08.400 They always go to the more racist.
00:18:10.320 I mean, I'm not, you know, I'm totally on the page that the far left has gotten so insane. 0.56
00:18:19.240 It's so insane.
00:18:20.440 And I just love you. 0.96
00:18:22.180 They're not more insane than you. 0.99
00:18:23.660 They're just insane in a different way. 0.94
00:18:26.440 Well, I like that you're talking about it directly.
00:18:31.980 Me too.
00:18:32.340 I just love that you're doing it.
00:18:33.760 I get a thrill out of seeing you do it.
00:18:35.940 I do too.
00:18:37.060 Because you are getting more and more like me all the time, although you deny it.
00:18:40.980 Well, I agree not.
00:18:41.760 Your views are evolving to where mine are that you call me crazy.
00:18:45.500 My views aren't evolving at all.
00:18:47.140 The Democratic Party evolved.
00:18:49.160 Well, that I agree with.
00:18:50.160 They became the Democratic Socialist Party.
00:18:52.860 I didn't change at all.
00:18:54.240 I've always believed in capitalism.
00:18:56.440 THE PARTY NOW IS FULL OF SOCIALISTS WHO ARE REALLY COMMUNISTS.
00:19:00.780 THEY'RE NOT SOCIALISTS.
00:19:01.560 I PROVE THIS BY JUST QUOTING THEM, THAT THEY WANT TO TAKE OVER THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION.
00:19:07.320 IT'S RIGHT ON THEIR WEBSITE.
00:19:09.000 THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE CONTROLLING, AND THEN THEY LIST, LIKE, EVERY MAJOR INDUSTRY.
00:19:13.500 THAT'S COMMUNISM.
00:19:14.600 THAT'S NOT SOCIAL.
00:19:15.440 THAT'S STRAIGHT-UP COMMUNISM.
00:19:17.280 THEY USE THE WORD SOMETIMES.
00:19:20.520 THEIR WEBSITE SAYS, YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE, A DAY WITHOUT CAPITALISM.
00:19:25.360 I mean, this is their goal, a day without capitalism.
00:19:28.260 What would that look like?
00:19:29.420 Oh, it's hysterical.
00:19:30.820 It's hysterical. 1.00
00:19:31.940 It'd look like Gaza. 1.00
00:19:33.820 At one point, right. 0.99
00:19:36.780 Your job would be more than a job.
00:19:39.000 Okay, great.
00:19:39.540 I can get behind that.
00:19:40.820 And then while we're talking about jobs, by the way.
00:19:44.300 Which the Democrats never talked about anymore.
00:19:46.060 You don't really need one. 0.99
00:19:47.820 Yeah, no shit. 0.99
00:19:48.520 It's just like your mortgage will be paid. 0.99
00:19:51.140 There's no mortgages.
00:19:52.600 No mortgages is no rent.
00:19:54.420 Wow, just taking on those two things
00:19:56.600 sounds like it might be a little pricey.
00:19:59.600 And then they add on top of that.
00:20:01.140 Somebody's paying for it.
00:20:02.580 In their world, they're not.
00:20:04.580 It's just completely cuckoo cloud land.
00:20:08.720 The government pays for everything.
00:20:10.500 With what?
00:20:11.440 With the money we don't are paying in taxes anymore
00:20:14.080 because AI took all the jobs?
00:20:16.680 Right.
00:20:17.840 It's just...
00:20:18.780 It's really crazy. 1.00
00:20:19.780 It's like a lemming program, like rats on a wheel. 1.00
00:20:23.340 that go around and around and never really answer a question 0.97
00:20:26.640 or even have any idea of how they would see a solution
00:20:31.340 to any of those problems.
00:20:32.920 It's just a gripe wheel, an unending gripe wheel.
00:20:37.780 People do love to gripe.
00:20:39.320 And there are things to gripe about,
00:20:41.620 but they also have very little perspective
00:20:44.220 on how much less they really do have to gripe about
00:20:49.440 than every generation before them.
00:20:51.380 They have no perspective on history.
00:20:53.800 They sit there and pick up their phone and have their food brought to them.
00:21:04.580 That is not even our lives, let alone the Middle Ages.
00:21:10.100 That is the height of privilege.
00:21:13.080 And yet they are the ones that also don't like capitalism when they're living in the lap of it. 1.00
00:21:20.680 They're just crazy. 0.99
00:21:21.580 I think they are all suicidal, and they're like suicide by cop. 1.00
00:21:27.560 You know what I mean?
00:21:28.460 They just want...
00:21:29.420 Well...
00:21:30.540 You know what I mean?
00:21:31.500 Because it's crazy.
00:21:32.920 There is actually, I mean, sadly, a lot of suicide.
00:21:36.340 But, you know, they were raised wrong, and so they have terrible anxiety
00:21:41.640 because they were never allowed to experience enough of the failures
00:21:47.620 and trials of life without being overprotected.
00:21:51.240 And now they really, I mean, when you read that socialist platform,
00:21:57.500 it's like they really think that there could be this world
00:22:01.460 where they don't have to worry about anything.
00:22:03.960 You don't have to worry about mortgages or rent.
00:22:07.660 There are no landlords.
00:22:09.960 There's no private property.
00:22:11.880 There's just nothing that causes us any stress except, 0.98
00:22:14.300 But where does that world exist except in those, like, fucking goggles that they used to try to sell 0.97
00:22:19.800 where you live in the Mark Zuckerberg, you know, virtual world? 0.99
00:22:24.360 It is a virtual cyber world that they live in.
00:22:27.220 They don't even have that many interactions with human beings on a day-to-day level.
00:22:32.220 But it's as fantastical as what you could do when they put those goggles on where,
00:22:37.800 oh, now I'm riding on a unicorn in the Elizabethan times,
00:22:43.200 and there's David Bowie, you know, a hologram.
00:22:46.900 It's just another reality.
00:22:48.500 It's just, but that's, you know, you've got to have one foot in the actual reality.
00:22:54.300 It's like a, well, they don't.
00:22:56.980 They really don't.
00:22:57.700 And I wanted to ask you, because, you know,
00:23:00.380 I thought we'd have a good conversation about this.
00:23:03.280 Do you think the Democrat Party can be fixed at this point?
00:23:07.080 Democratic. Well, Democrat. Okay, that's like, why a pointless slur like that? It's not a slur. 0.80
00:23:15.080 They're the Democrat Party. It's the Democratic Party. It's like this dig that conservatives
00:23:21.520 think they're getting in. I don't look at it as a dig. Everybody always says Democrat. What a sick
00:23:26.920 burn. We call them the Democrats. Well, because they're anything but fucking Democratic. Let's 0.98
00:23:31.440 start there. Okay, so I'm not going to say Democratic. Okay, fine. Because a fucking
00:23:36.560 corporation is anything but democratic. You lose your job. As if the Republicans are. That's 1.00
00:23:42.480 hysterical. But Republicans are about a republic, which we do have. Well, Republicans no longer
00:23:51.120 believe in conceding elections they lose. So there's nothing more undemocratic than that.
00:23:57.400 What are you specifically discussing? 2020? Trump still hasn't conceded that one.
00:24:02.640 Well, there's a big convo we could get into because I'm deep into the, you'd call it conspiracy, but I call it facts.
00:24:11.380 You think facts are conspiracy like all Democrats, but some facts are just facts.
00:24:18.600 Okay.
00:24:19.240 Well, there's no facts to back that up.
00:24:21.440 Well, the 911 thing, for instance, if I'm going to, well, this is my show, so I guess.
00:24:26.100 Yeah, your show.
00:24:27.140 And I'm not going to, I'm already in so much trouble.
00:24:29.680 What does it matter?
00:24:30.360 You know, like I saw this poster and it was a woman tied to a tree with flames, you know, to a post with flames licking at her ankles. 1.00
00:24:42.100 And the words say, I say, fuck it. 1.00
00:24:47.820 You know, just fucking go for it. 1.00
00:24:50.520 My feet are on flames anyway. 0.99
00:24:52.500 Yeah.
00:24:52.880 I mean, you have nothing to lose.
00:24:54.200 No, I don't.
00:24:54.880 You've already been canceled.
00:24:56.240 You can't, you can't be, you know, you can't kill a dead man.
00:24:59.560 No, well, I'm not dead.
00:25:01.300 No, I'm just saying metaphorically, you know, you want to rise Phoenix-like from the ashes.
00:25:10.800 Well, I have several times.
00:25:12.520 Yeah, I know.
00:25:14.100 I mean, look.
00:25:15.300 But I was going to say, I see 9-1-1 was kind of weapons testing.
00:25:21.700 That's what I think it was really about.
00:25:23.680 You know we call it 9-11 now.
00:25:26.060 9-1-1, oh, yeah, okay, 9-11.
00:25:28.560 yeah so what's going on in your personal life oh my god i'm doing the interviewing i asked you if
00:25:36.320 the democrat party could change but i'll answer you oh the democratic party i'll answer that one
00:25:40.960 okay um i don't know uh there there is plainly a civil war in that party plainly and in the
00:25:48.880 republican party too of course absolutely yes but the democratic party um if you want my deep
00:25:55.920 analysis it's that the problem of the Democratic Party is exactly the problem
00:26:03.060 that we have with parenting in this country and it shows up as a connection
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00:27:53.440 It's probably just going to be like, 0.96
00:27:54.580 book you Jews, get anxiety. 0.99
00:27:56.560 Whatever, if you're paying, we'll read those on air. 1.00
00:28:00.220 Sure.
00:28:00.720 Yeah.
00:28:01.700 Parents at some point, absolutely,
00:28:04.660 especially the white liberal parents,
00:28:06.400 Yeah. 0.52
00:28:07.400 absolutely forgot how to discipline kids at all.
00:28:11.340 And they treated them as if they were just shorter adults
00:28:14.360 and that everything they had to say was brilliant,
00:28:17.240 even though they were just children. 1.00
00:28:18.500 And, of course, it was stupid because children are stupid. 1.00
00:28:21.260 Yes, they are. 1.00
00:28:21.740 And they should not be listened to as the same as adults.
00:28:24.720 They should be listened to, of course.
00:28:26.440 You know, like, Mommy, you're strangling me.
00:28:28.280 Stop doing that.
00:28:29.200 We should listen to that.
00:28:32.340 No kidding.
00:28:33.380 But, like, politically and with ideas, and yet they treated them because they are just so precious.
00:28:39.440 Like, they actually knew something.
00:28:41.820 And this is what is going on in our politics. 1.00
00:28:43.880 People of that generation, which is our generation, we raised, we just raised very privileged, arrogant, dumb fucks. 1.00
00:29:00.400 Well, I didn't raise shit. 1.00
00:29:01.600 Oh, I know. 0.99
00:29:02.260 But I mean my generation.
00:29:03.000 So you don't look me in.
00:29:03.860 No, but my generation.
00:29:05.080 I know.
00:29:05.740 I'm talking about our parents, me being a parent.
00:29:08.540 Every generation, it got worse.
00:29:10.600 It's so funny that our generation, the boomers, the World War II people who raised us, they thought we were soft. 0.98
00:29:19.560 We're the fucking Navy SEALs compared to what came after us. 0.97
00:29:22.900 But they thought we were spoiled, which we were compared to them. 0.99
00:29:27.120 They grew up in the Depression.
00:29:28.840 You know, that's the old Monty Python bit.
00:29:30.960 You had dirt?
00:29:32.080 Yeah.
00:29:32.580 Yeah, right.
00:29:34.340 We had a dirt floor.
00:29:35.640 You had dirt?
00:29:36.240 Well, they wanted to give us what they didn't have.
00:29:40.040 Yes.
00:29:40.300 My generation of parents, ours, generation of parents, they wanted to borrow against their kids' futures.
00:29:50.920 Think about that.
00:29:52.080 Yeah, we all have.
00:29:53.220 Every generation does. 0.97
00:29:54.300 But this one did it, boomers did it worse. 0.69
00:29:56.840 Robbed their kids blind with this, you know, deficit and everything else. 0.98
00:30:00.960 We're still doing it.
00:30:02.000 We're still doing it.
00:30:03.320 Never really got better.
00:30:04.820 But I mean, all the time telling them you're so special and you get a participation award.
00:30:09.820 You know, I got thrown out of those baseball games my son used to be on 0.99
00:30:13.700 because I'd go, they'd go, the kid had missed the fucking ball 1.00
00:30:17.940 and all the white moms would go, excellent, good try, Timmy. 1.00
00:30:23.840 Right. 0.99
00:30:24.220 And it made me so fucking mad. 0.92
00:30:26.100 And I said, that's part of why I stopped being on the left. 0.89
00:30:29.560 And I said, how about, that wasn't, you know, that wasn't a good try.
00:30:36.380 He missed.
00:30:38.140 And they hated my guts.
00:30:39.820 But then I'd say, when they'd come up to the kids would come up to bat, I'd go, aim.
00:30:50.360 But, and I go, how come you don't bring your kids to practice every week?
00:30:54.600 We never see you at practice.
00:30:55.880 And then I go, if they don't practice, they got to get kicked off the team.
00:30:59.420 And they hated me for that, you know, but I'm like, I'm not going to stand up here like 1.00
00:31:02.960 a commie and, uh, seal clap for every fucking idiot that can't even hit a ball. 1.00
00:31:09.320 Right. Well, that's sort of the mentality that took over. 1.00
00:31:12.460 But while we were doing that, tell them how special and this and that, we were leveraging their entire future.
00:31:18.980 We were a criminal. Boomers have criminal minds. I really think we do. 0.77
00:31:24.460 Criminal minds.
00:31:25.420 Yeah. Always trying to get something for nothing.
00:31:28.480 I mean, I think Gen Z is way more than we trying to get something for nothing. 0.80
00:31:34.600 They do not have a work ethic as good as they demand something for nothing. 1.00
00:31:42.780 It's a little bit like one too far past us.
00:31:45.880 But, I mean, our generation would never fall for something like the democratic socialist platform of, like, free everything.
00:31:53.640 You have no mortgage.
00:31:55.060 Our feet were planted on the ground.
00:31:57.980 I mean, they may have thought we were spoiled and this and that, but it's nothing compared to where it went.
00:32:03.660 And this is my point. 1.00
00:32:05.000 They raised the kids so badly and with such an entitled sense of their worth that when they came up with stupid ideas. 1.00
00:32:15.200 You still get a trophy. 1.00
00:32:17.240 Well, they were taken seriously.
00:32:19.320 And now the Democratic Party is in this place where the youth, which is the quote-unquote energy of the party, 0.99
00:32:26.160 they're the ones who believe the stupidest things in the world, like Gaza is a genocide. 1.00
00:32:31.160 Yes. 1.00
00:32:31.360 And that you can just spend money, the government can just pay for everything.
00:32:36.360 This crazy idea.
00:32:37.680 But you know what that is?
00:32:39.000 That's no private property. 1.00
00:32:41.660 And just like the parents didn't tell them, no, that's stupid. 1.00
00:32:46.180 Sit down and shut up. 1.00
00:32:47.540 The party won't do it either. 1.00
00:32:49.620 If the Democratic Party can become like a parent who finds the balls to say to their kid, I've had enough. 0.94
00:32:56.680 This is the way it's going to be. 0.98
00:32:57.900 This is my house, my rules.
00:32:59.540 You don't know as much as me.
00:33:01.360 you don't get an equal vote, then maybe the Democratic Party is savable, to answer your
00:33:06.260 question. If they don't find someone who can do that, they are not.
00:33:09.740 Yeah. Well, I mean, the fact that they have been so radicalized with Jew hatred is just astounding
00:33:19.560 to me.
00:33:20.180 Exactly.
00:33:20.440 Astounding.
00:33:21.400 And I think we're pretty much on the same page with this one. For all the people who are, Bill,
00:33:26.640 How can you be so mean to the left?
00:33:30.160 I didn't change.
00:33:32.520 I didn't change either.
00:33:34.300 Look at, you did.
00:33:35.660 I didn't.
00:33:36.340 I just saw that there was a more populist solution.
00:33:40.680 That's all.
00:33:41.460 Okay, but you believe crazy stuff like 9-11 truthing. 1.00
00:33:44.940 It's okay.
00:33:46.040 I don't.
00:33:46.660 I don't believe truthing.
00:33:48.200 Well, you believe 9-11 was an inside job.
00:33:50.940 It wasn't.
00:33:51.520 I do. 1.00
00:33:51.600 I think that our CIA is part of all that shit. 1.00
00:33:55.180 I do. 1.00
00:33:55.780 Okay. Well, I mean, I can prove to you that wasn't because, I mean, George Bush planning 9-11 could not have happened. Why? Because it involved planning. Anyway.
00:34:07.520 Well, Cheney did it.
00:34:09.340 Cheney, yeah. Always planned Cheney.
00:34:11.740 You know, Cheney, come on.
00:34:14.240 I know. Darth Vader. I don't know. Yeah. I mean.
00:34:17.600 You can't be
00:34:20.540 I mean
00:34:22.380 All the Democrats love Bush and Cheney now
00:34:25.740 It blows my mind
00:34:26.920 They love Bush
00:34:27.880 I don't love Bush and Cheney
00:34:29.280 I have them more in perspective
00:34:30.660 Since we got Donald Trump
00:34:32.240 Okay
00:34:33.940 He is a shock to the system
00:34:35.840 Yeah, he certainly is
00:34:37.740 And, you know
00:34:39.200 I had a great dinner with him
00:34:41.260 I know you did
00:34:42.080 I was so happy to see that
00:34:43.900 I bet you're jealous
00:34:45.640 Well, you know, been there, done that.
00:34:48.300 Dinner with Trump?
00:34:49.420 Well, I, yeah.
00:34:50.620 Where? When? I didn't know this.
00:34:52.700 Yeah.
00:34:53.220 When he was president?
00:34:56.640 I won't say.
00:34:58.380 But I also was privy.
00:35:03.260 Well, you know I'm Jewish and I know how you feel about religion,
00:35:06.680 but I'm very religious.
00:35:08.200 I hate, I hate, I'm not religious.
00:35:10.020 I, you know, just live principles, right?
00:35:13.180 Right.
00:35:13.920 Like you treat people like you want to be treated.
00:35:17.100 Things like that, right?
00:35:17.900 Just the basics.
00:35:19.280 Sure.
00:35:20.140 But also I do like Hebrew prayers and stuff,
00:35:23.580 especially prayers for protection.
00:35:25.440 You don't have to be religious to live the basics.
00:35:27.720 No, absolutely not.
00:35:29.420 I love the basics.
00:35:30.620 I love the basics too.
00:35:31.840 And I love meditation and prayer.
00:35:34.320 So I said, I want to say a prayer over the president.
00:35:38.500 And I was able to do that.
00:35:40.660 Over him.
00:35:41.620 Yeah.
00:35:42.140 Like, hey-ya, hey-ya.
00:35:43.300 Hey-ya, yeah.
00:35:45.140 Wow.
00:35:46.000 No, it wasn't like that.
00:35:47.780 It was just putting my arms around him.
00:35:51.740 Oh.
00:35:52.340 And he didn't even know I was doing it, but silently, you know,
00:35:57.780 leaving some energy around him of protection from my deepest corners of my deepest mind.
00:36:06.420 You know what Sam Harris said about prayer?
00:36:08.060 He said, if you took your hairdryer out and spoke into it and claimed to people that by speaking into your hairdryer, you were communicating with an interstellar being, they would take you to the funny farm.
00:36:23.600 But if you take away the hairdryer, you're praying.
00:36:27.460 I can see how people who don't meditate and do that stuff think that way, but actually it's been very helpful for me.
00:36:34.340 Well, meditation and prayer are two different things, are they not?
00:36:36.860 No.
00:36:37.460 No?
00:36:38.080 No, not my mind at all.
00:36:40.500 But meditate, I think of as like clearing your mind.
00:36:43.560 And prayer, I think of as like talking to God.
00:36:46.660 No?
00:36:47.280 No.
00:36:47.660 Not, I mean, people have their own definitions,
00:36:51.100 but it's clearing your mind to where it's clear enough
00:36:54.960 that you can hear something bigger than yourself.
00:36:58.640 Well, what are you praying for these days?
00:37:00.540 What am I praying for?
00:37:01.760 Yeah.
00:37:03.820 We're praying on.
00:37:05.140 I hear people say that.
00:37:06.140 I prayed on it.
00:37:07.260 Like, do I pray on it enough?
00:37:10.260 Well, you know what my dad used to say?
00:37:11.960 He was like you.
00:37:13.500 He was, you know.
00:37:14.780 Smart.
00:37:15.540 He was very smart and very socialist. 1.00
00:37:18.580 And he'd say, yeah, shit in one hand and pray in the other 1.00
00:37:23.240 and see which one's full first. 1.00
00:37:27.000 Yeah, my dad.
00:37:28.380 Yeah, I don't think I'm like your dad.
00:37:30.320 And I'm not a socialist.
00:37:32.640 But are you praying on anything?
00:37:34.540 Because when people say I'm praying.
00:37:36.540 I pray.
00:37:37.760 Pray on it.
00:37:38.620 Like, I got to get in a couple of hours today because if you don't get in, you know, I mean, this one seems like it's going to need about 15 hours of prayer.
00:37:47.020 So I got to pray on it.
00:37:48.560 I got to.
00:37:49.500 Yeah, I get it.
00:37:49.920 What it is, is it's, I focus.
00:37:57.720 I get very, very focused on what it is that I want to bring, send, ask for, help facilitate
00:38:07.500 something good I can add, and I go deep into thinking about it, and I, you know, ask.
00:38:17.460 For the world, or for you personally? 0.96
00:38:19.420 No, in Judaism, you never pray for yourself personally. 0.89
00:38:24.360 You always pray for the world.
00:38:26.140 Wow.
00:38:26.820 So I do, and I ask mostly for my own clarity.
00:38:33.380 And then right now I'm praying for the clarity of the American people to realize that our freedoms and our civil rights are not anything that we can let go of, lose, abuse, or forget.
00:38:49.120 Yeah, we have to come back to center.
00:38:51.920 I agree with that.
00:38:53.720 So, like, what happens if you get caught praying for yourself?
00:38:57.060 You're just like a little, like on the side.
00:38:59.460 Like, mostly you're praying, oh, I want world peace and starvation,
00:39:03.300 and I want people in Gaza to all be fine.
00:39:07.360 I pray for the focus in my own mind that the intelligence of the all will, that I would not, that I would be able to accept it no matter what my position in life,
00:39:28.020 that the intelligence of truth would not knock me over
00:39:32.900 and that I would not, you know,
00:39:36.200 go to the ends of the earth to silence or deny it.
00:39:39.940 That I would be able to have the clarity
00:39:42.840 to not have my ego in the way of truth.
00:39:49.300 That's what I pray for everyone on earth to have.
00:39:53.340 rational
00:39:54.900 rational self
00:39:59.600 interest and
00:40:01.240 to look at the world like that
00:40:03.280 that everything is connected
00:40:05.460 everything is the same thing
00:40:07.420 there's only one everything
00:40:09.300 and that is you know
00:40:11.180 everything is very connected
00:40:13.140 and you know all that stuff
00:40:15.260 all that physics stuff about
00:40:16.940 something
00:40:17.740 something that can feel
00:40:21.080 it's being observed
00:40:22.480 matter can feel that it's being observed and that changes it all of that it's on a very it it's on a
00:40:31.320 high mental level it's mathematic mathematic mathematical truth and on a high level of
00:40:41.920 reason because I do think that God gave us reason I think that's his greatest invention
00:40:51.840 that he blew into the nostrils of the beast made of dust, us.
00:40:58.660 So that's from the Bible.
00:41:00.140 You believe in the Bible literally.
00:41:04.580 People who believe in the Bible literally. 0.72
00:41:07.160 Well, you said from dust.
00:41:08.080 That's from the Bible.
00:41:08.980 Yeah, it is from the Bible.
00:41:10.480 But I'm using it poetically too.
00:41:13.200 Okay.
00:41:13.460 But, yeah, I think the Bible is way deeper than anybody knows it is
00:41:20.020 because I do the mathematics of the Bible,
00:41:24.540 which is the Torah, five books of Moses.
00:41:26.900 And underneath all of the written stuff
00:41:30.600 is a whole world of numbers.
00:41:36.500 And you can't argue with numbers.
00:41:38.660 What do you mean under the written stuff?
00:41:40.180 Well, in Hebrew, every letter is a number.
00:41:43.820 So every letter adds up to something.
00:41:48.260 You know what I mean?
00:41:48.960 And if you add this up, there's an extra message in the Bible?
00:41:52.800 No, it's just provable mathematics.
00:42:00.520 And I wish I had examples off the top of my head to tell you.
00:42:04.060 I wish you did too, because I don't know what you're talking about.
00:42:05.360 Well, I'll tell you one.
00:42:06.240 Oh, yeah, tell me one.
00:42:07.160 Okay, the day that we received the revelation on Mount Sinai, right?
00:42:12.020 That's what the written text says.
00:42:13.560 when Moses brought the tablets down or he heard from, you know.
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00:42:50.020 The burning bush.
00:42:51.800 Well, after the burning bush, but when he went up to get the Ten Commandments, which it wasn't.
00:42:57.520 But anyway, when he went up to commune with the higher level of intelligence.
00:43:05.280 In actuality, that happened on the Hebrew calendar on 3.14, which is pi.
00:43:13.560 So that's how I read it. 0.81
00:43:15.760 I read it like, oh, this is like a work that some really smart people had to encode in a time where, you know, mathematicians and stuff were looked at like black magicians. 0.90
00:43:33.140 Anything factual or scientific or truthful. 0.71
00:43:35.700 Yeah, I don't know where these numbers are.
00:43:37.280 And also the Bible that you know is written in English, which is not how the actual Bible was written.
00:43:41.960 I mean, it was first oral, and then somebody wrote it down,
00:43:45.780 and they wrote it down probably in Aramaic or in...
00:43:50.100 Aramaic and Hebrew.
00:43:51.180 Hebrew, yes.
00:43:53.180 And so...
00:43:55.060 But those are like hieroglyphics, really.
00:43:57.620 Well, people...
00:43:58.400 Because they mean something else besides what they represent or symbolize.
00:44:02.960 You really believe that?
00:44:05.540 It's all these numbers in the letters of the Bible, and this means something.
00:44:09.020 Yeah, and I'll send you the thing where we calculate, like, physics.
00:44:14.040 It's amazing.
00:44:15.460 I'm sure it is.
00:44:16.580 I just, it's just, it's crazy.
00:44:20.220 But it's okay.
00:44:20.820 Physics isn't crazy.
00:44:21.980 Physics isn't crazy.
00:44:23.180 This isn't physics.
00:44:24.460 I think it is.
00:44:25.700 Okay.
00:44:26.600 And I think it has a timeline that is, you know, you'll think this is crazy, so I'll give it.
00:44:32.620 But I think it's following a timeline on a perfect pattern.
00:44:36.940 And I think it's about people's growth into the next level.
00:44:40.200 How much more time do you think we have on Earth?
00:44:42.240 They said this week, because of AI, we're good to the end of the decade.
00:44:45.860 So that's four more years.
00:44:48.140 Is that what they said?
00:44:49.200 Well, that's a number of people who work for, I mean, this was a very big week last week in AI history.
00:44:55.880 Yeah.
00:44:56.300 Because not only did first some whistleblowers come out who work, had been saying, said what I've been saying,
00:45:02.520 not I'm not the only one, but I certainly have had my hair on fire about this issue,
00:45:06.800 that there is the capacity for this to kill everyone, to wipe out humanity, that it is a literal existential threat.
00:45:15.580 I'm only basing it on what Elon Musk and some other people said 10 years ago, and I think they're right.
00:45:21.500 And now a lot of these whistleblowers who work in these companies said, this is absolutely true. 0.99
00:45:27.680 We are just so far behind with this shit. 0.99
00:45:31.960 we do not know its capabilities. It is going rogue. It is going out on its own. It is disobeying 1.00
00:45:38.640 what we want it to do. It is hacking into each other. It's colluding. It's lying. And now-
00:45:47.960 So it's human. So we know it's human.
00:45:50.160 Right. That's what I say. Well, why have it if it's not better than us? And then Musk and Modi
00:45:55.940 and Sam Altman, they all came out like the next day and said, they didn't say, oh, the whistleblower 1.00
00:46:02.500 is full of shit. They did something fairly unprecedented with whistleblowers. They said, 0.99
00:46:07.440 no, he's not wrong. He's not wrong. We do need to slow this down. The problem is like, but China,
00:46:15.000 will they slow it down? And if they don't, then we're basically where we were with nuclear weapons, 0.95
00:46:21.020 except that we did come into an agreement with Russia that we both would not. It was called
00:46:26.060 mutually assured destruction. Are we going to be able to accomplish that with AI? I mean,
00:46:33.300 this could end a lot quicker. They said they recently got very close to hacking the entire
00:46:39.480 internet, taking over the entire, I don't even know what that looks like. But we are closer to
00:46:46.140 a really crazy event than people think.
00:46:49.100 No, I know that.
00:46:50.100 You agree with that about it?
00:46:51.800 Yes, I do, absolutely, but I don't think it's accidental.
00:46:55.520 I think they had the intention for over 100 and some odd years
00:47:00.980 to depopulate in a mass way.
00:47:04.000 They have to.
00:47:05.020 Remember Richard Pryor's joke where he goes,
00:47:08.380 there are too many people.
00:47:10.400 I have no place to ride my horsey.
00:47:13.440 Remember that?
00:47:14.480 I don't know.
00:47:16.140 But Trump says we don't have to worry about AI because all you need to deal with it is a really smart president with a really high IQ.
00:47:28.060 This was his answer to AI.
00:47:30.340 What do you think about that?
00:47:31.720 I think he's right.
00:47:33.020 Oh, my gosh.
00:47:34.680 And I think if AI is smarter than us, then it will go where we need to go until it is completely self-correcting, self-replicating.
00:47:45.020 because I think that's where the human race is going, too.
00:47:47.700 So you think his answer, which, again, is AI thinks it's smart,
00:47:52.960 but it's certainly not smarter than Donald J. Trump.
00:47:58.040 That is the correct way to handle this problem.
00:48:00.840 I think that, and I said this to somebody who's building a data center next to where I filmed my show,
00:48:08.080 I said, all you really need to do is just make sure you have really smart and moral people operating it.
00:48:18.840 Well, what blemish does Donald Trump have on his record in that regard?
00:48:25.440 He, okay, his private life, you know, that's not what I'm interested in.
00:48:34.740 No.
00:48:35.080 I never cared about that, about anybody who has.
00:48:37.860 where it crosses into our public life.
00:48:40.780 I mean, he is...
00:48:42.060 He holds the entire power of the world.
00:48:45.940 Yes, that's why I have dinner with him,
00:48:47.940 because I think if somebody with that kind of power
00:48:51.680 invites you over, you should go.
00:48:54.520 And that was a great honor for you,
00:48:56.540 the president of the United States, right?
00:48:59.520 I agree.
00:49:00.260 Even with one I disagree with as much as that, 0.99
00:49:03.420 and I said that, and the left fucking hated me. 1.00
00:49:06.220 You know, you think you got shit, and you did. 1.00
00:49:09.060 You even got more than me. 1.00
00:49:10.340 But you think you got shit? 1.00
00:49:11.800 No, I know that David's shit. 1.00
00:49:12.840 I mean, you saw the Larry David thing, like I had dinner with Hitler, and, you know. 1.00
00:49:16.800 Oh, I didn't see that.
00:49:18.780 Larry David said you had dinner with what?
00:49:20.500 He wrote in the New York Times this parody about my dinner with Hitler, as if I had dinner with Hitler.
00:49:28.460 I'm telling you. 0.87
00:49:29.440 It's sick.
00:49:30.220 It's sick.
00:49:30.840 I mean, anyway, I've got to go do my real job.
00:49:37.140 All right.
00:49:38.280 I'm so glad.
00:49:39.560 First of all, I love things as much as this was last minute.
00:49:43.660 I do love things that are last minute.
00:49:45.700 There's something about in life serendipity when you don't know it's coming.
00:49:50.540 Not that you can't have a great time when you have something on your calendar a month away.
00:49:54.460 But when it's like, oh, wow.
00:49:55.920 I was like, I didn't know you were going to be here less than 24 hours ago.
00:50:00.840 And it's just like, what a great little surprise in the middle of my week that I get to talk to my old friend.
00:50:07.680 But listen, I want to answer.
00:50:09.240 I don't want to let you go yet, but I know you have to go.
00:50:11.360 But anyway, you asked me about my personal life, and I'm telling you, I love my life now like I've never loved my life before.
00:50:23.660 I have no romantic interests.
00:50:27.740 I have no sex drive.
00:50:28.860 It's liberating.
00:50:29.900 It's so great to have turned into a, I guess, I don't know.
00:50:35.220 Yeah.
00:50:35.720 In some ways, sex is an addiction.
00:50:38.880 Prime Big Deal Days is October 6th and 7th.
00:50:41.000 These deals are so appealing, like portable steamers for steaming.
00:50:46.620 Whoa.
00:50:47.180 Did I just sing soprano?
00:50:48.580 I think I'm breaking into song.
00:50:50.880 Epic deals on air fryers, vacuums, and skin care.
00:50:57.260 i can't stop singing shop epic deals this prime big deal days october 6th and 7th
00:51:03.480 i think that's it nope there's more
00:51:05.560 and romances in it in some way i mean it's also wonderful but it's like 0.94
00:51:12.780 there is a liberation to not being not having to talk to the same person every fucking day and 0.99
00:51:20.020 see their dirty shit, or clean up after them, I'm living my best life, and I'm so happy, 0.98
00:51:28.840 and I'm so proud of the show, which I'm going to send you. 0.99
00:51:32.000 Great.
00:51:32.400 I can't wait to see it.
00:51:33.060 I'm going to send you the opening episode.
00:51:35.280 Well, when I started-
00:51:36.580 Do you have a personal life?
00:51:38.160 You've got to let me have the last question.
00:51:39.560 No, I live strictly for my country and what I can do for it.
00:51:43.000 I would like to, but I can't.
00:51:46.240 I mean, you know, however I go, people- 1.00
00:51:48.120 So no more whores? 0.98
00:51:49.280 People say, no, there was never any whores. Everywhere I go, people say, thank you for your service. But I just want to say before we go, that sign behind you, Politically Incorrect, which was there in 1993 when that show first started on a network very few people even knew. Certainly nobody knew the show. I was a young comic who started a little bit on The Tonight Show and sitcoms and I was doing okay. But it was a very small show and a small stage and you were the biggest star in the country and you came on. 0.99
00:52:19.280 I'll never forget it.
00:52:21.200 I'll never stop being grateful.
00:52:23.420 You know, you lent your giant planet-sized sun-like star power
00:52:29.460 to my little enterprise.
00:52:31.460 And I just wanted to say, after all these years,
00:52:34.300 I know I've said it before, but I'm never going to keep saying it.
00:52:37.100 But it's very sweet of you.
00:52:38.460 But it's so true.
00:52:39.460 And, like, it just shows that, like, when you do the right thing
00:52:42.320 35 years later, it doesn't get forgotten.
00:52:46.140 Some things get forgotten.
00:52:47.220 That's sweet.
00:52:47.560 Not things like that. 0.99
00:52:48.540 Well, here we are, and we're old, and, you know, what the fuck? 0.99
00:52:53.760 I'm looking for hospice. 0.99
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