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00:01:00.980 I'm taking a drag of this, wait.

00:01:03.440 Yeah, we can record that too. I'm actually recording now.

00:01:07.420 I'll catch people up on what's going on because this is an unusual podcast for us

00:01:12.120 because it's going to be, you know, side by side, no guests, not going to have time to edit.

00:01:17.140 So you hit that weed and I'll explain it to them.

00:01:21.360 Hey everyone, welcome to the Roseanne Barr Podcast.

00:01:23.460 So you see, my patience is growing.

00:01:29.820 My mother actually had to stay in Hawaii for a couple of weeks.

00:01:33.440 I'll spare you the drama, but she's been taking care of some properties here.

00:01:36.700 I actually flew out here to help.

00:01:39.520 There's my mother, my lovely mother.

00:01:41.140 And we're staying at a hotel because we didn't even have internet at one of the properties.

00:01:46.560 It's a long story.

00:01:47.880 But anyway, this will not be our usual high production value of me switching the cameras back and forth.

00:01:53.720 I simply do not have time.

00:01:55.080 So we're here in a hotel.

00:01:57.200 It's Wednesday.

00:01:57.880 And we're just going to shoot the shit for an hour.

00:02:00.580 Just me and my mom.

00:02:01.860 And, you know, we'd like to be here for you.

00:02:03.260 Well, Wednesday, the last day of the first month of 2024.

00:02:07.440 That's true.

00:02:08.100 January 31st.

00:02:09.120 Yeah.

00:02:10.040 That is true.

00:02:11.660 Just before noon.

00:02:13.800 Hawaii time.

00:02:15.460 One full month of 2024 has gone by.

00:02:19.240 What do you think of the year so far?

00:02:20.560 All trying to drive us out of our mind, all trying to push it right, put their, you know how the emperor is naked.

00:02:29.780 And that whole thing was about the kid that goes, hey, ma, look, the king ain't got no clothes on.

00:02:35.840 He's butt naked.

00:02:36.660 And everyone stops because they know the king's naked, too.

00:02:40.940 He always parades down the street every year.

00:02:43.240 They all know he's naked and all.

00:02:45.340 But they have been told and convinced and mind-controlled.

00:02:49.920 And they go, what a lovely silk suit he's got on.

00:02:53.660 His clothing is by the finest of designers.

00:02:56.900 And we stand around going, oh, look at the gorgeous colors in that suit.

00:03:01.780 And the one kid, of course, it's always a kid.

00:03:05.000 And I was always that kid, too.

00:03:07.220 But anyway, that kid goes, hey, ma, how come the ruler there is butt naked?

00:03:12.260 And everyone stops and inhales, you know, in shock.

00:03:16.100 Of course, they're angry at the kid, not the ruler, because that's, you know, how control works.

00:03:21.200 You never blame the people at the top, ever.

00:03:24.540 Right.

00:03:25.140 The most you can do is a lateral blame.

00:03:28.880 But so anyway, of course, they blame the kid.

00:03:31.500 They hate kids in this world.

00:03:33.300 And they always blame them because kids tell the truth.

00:03:35.360 They hate that.

00:03:36.480 So they're like, how dare you, little Johnny?

00:03:39.100 You're a liar.

00:03:40.040 The king isn't naked.

00:03:42.120 Yeah, he is.

00:03:43.380 And then just a few other people go, you know what?

00:03:47.140 He is.

00:03:48.400 And then pretty soon it spreads and everybody's laughing.

00:03:51.680 And the king is like, oh, no, the spell has been broken because it is a spell.

00:03:57.880 It is a hex and it is a satanic spell put on people to keep them from seeing what's really going on.

00:04:04.060 It's working so good.

00:04:05.560 I mean, it is working so good on people because they're that stupid and mind controlled, which, you know, I'm sick of, sick to death of.

00:04:14.480 But anyways, I still have tried to function in this world.

00:04:17.420 And when everything I say happens, when every damn thing I say happens, what, six months?

00:04:26.420 And it used to be two years later.

00:04:27.940 Now it's six months or even less.

00:04:30.520 Do they ever go, hey, Roseanne, you was right about this, this, and this, and this, and this?

00:04:34.580 No.

00:04:35.640 No.

00:04:36.060 And they never were.

00:04:36.780 They were a racist.

00:04:38.660 They keep on saying the same shit that they got on me, you know, that they slapped me with.

00:04:45.440 Really, they projected onto me, which is what they are, because they are racist.

00:04:51.580 We got to talk about that.

00:04:53.600 Racist.

00:04:55.080 But that's breaking down, and it's so great.

00:04:57.600 The race-obsessed, eugenicist left, their shit is breaking down, because people can see it now, and it's so great.

00:05:07.320 It's just so great.

00:05:08.800 Are you the kid that's calling out that the emperor is naked?

00:05:11.600 Is that what you're insinuating?

00:05:13.660 Because I agree.

00:05:14.200 Well, I haven't been my whole life, Jake.

00:05:16.480 Yeah.

00:05:16.860 I'm always, I don't know why, like I always said, why do I have to have these eyes that see shit nobody else does and say it first?

00:05:24.960 Do you think that's any guy, do you think that's fun?

00:05:28.740 Well, it isn't.

00:05:30.300 It's painful and horrifying and isolating and terrible, and there's so much hate directed at you by wonderful people.

00:05:40.160 Wonderful society's best.

00:05:42.780 Oh, the best, most, you know, whatever, that care the most in Hollywood for the orphans and the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:05:51.760 Yeah, there's nothing but basic blood-drinking fucking Satanists.

00:05:56.100 I'm telling you.

00:05:57.500 I believe you.

00:05:57.960 You're going to find it out, too.

00:05:59.480 I already know.

00:06:01.060 You know, when they find it out, you know what they won't do, Roseanne?

00:06:05.740 You were right, and we called you a racist and a hater and this and that, but you was right.

00:06:11.740 We're sorry.

00:06:12.680 That's what they won't do.

00:06:14.280 Never.

00:06:15.060 No, they'll die before that.

00:06:16.280 They'll go to Civil War before that happens.

00:06:18.240 The only time we're going to get the I told you so.

00:06:20.080 I'm not letting you say that.

00:06:21.580 Not this time.

00:06:23.320 No, no, no.

00:06:23.840 I say the only time we're going to get the I told you so.

00:06:27.200 2024.

00:06:28.460 It's not going to happen this year.

00:06:30.780 No, no, no, no, no.

00:06:32.200 Stop interrupting me when I am telling people what's going to happen with your mail and bullshit.

00:06:39.880 Is your internet working?

00:06:40.840 Can you hear me?

00:06:42.060 Yeah.

00:06:42.680 Can you hear me?

00:06:43.860 I was going to say the only time you can get the I told you so is going to be like in the gulag,

00:06:47.860 right before they shoot us all in the back of the head.

00:06:49.440 That's it.

00:06:49.900 They're never going to admit it before then.

00:06:51.320 So you just have to let that go.

00:06:52.460 Don't even worry about it.

00:06:53.900 It's not important that they know you're right.

00:06:55.600 What is important?

00:06:57.780 I'm erasing it.

00:06:59.440 Erase, erase, erase.

00:07:00.860 You're speaking evil tongue.

00:07:02.620 You're in the past.

00:07:03.580 You're going down the wrong road.

00:07:05.240 There's another road.

00:07:06.680 There's a third thing now.

00:07:08.400 This is a century and we're in the 24th year of the new century.

00:07:13.040 That means something to people who care about reality, which is nobody but me, you, and other

00:07:19.200 folk I've given birth to or, you know, mothered in some way, which is a lot of people.

00:07:25.540 Yeah.

00:07:25.660 But this is the third thing and it's the mother thing is going to occur this time.

00:07:32.160 It's not going to be the dad thing no more.

00:07:34.220 That's over, done with it.

00:07:35.700 That's dead.

00:07:36.300 They killed their self, jumped off the cliff, you know, bit the shark or whatever they say.

00:07:41.080 That's gone.

00:07:41.880 Everyone can see the bullshit of it.

00:07:43.520 But that's why their media is imploding and nobody believes a word of it or, and isn't

00:07:49.520 amused by any of their shit neither.

00:07:52.380 Their shit ain't amusing.

00:07:54.720 It just isn't.

00:07:55.760 Did you see the Nancy Pelosi video that broke, speaking of all the stuff you're talking about,

00:08:00.160 the projecting, did you see the go back to China video that's breaking?

00:08:05.480 Did you watch it?

00:08:07.500 They hid it for what, a year?

00:08:09.140 It happened last year, right?

00:08:10.640 Well, I have some stuff on it.

00:08:11.800 Yeah, it looks like it actually happened last October and they basically were burying it

00:08:15.560 and it's starting to break now because-

00:08:17.200 Like the Biden laptop story, they buried that too.

00:08:20.600 And like the Epsteinian Island story, ABC buried that too.

00:08:24.060 And election fraud and everything else that they do.

00:08:26.920 Yeah, they buried it, but it's breaking.

00:08:28.480 But, you know, this is a perfect example when you say that they called you a racist and

00:08:32.460 they projected because she was also the one that, you know, called Trump a racist for

00:08:36.700 calling it the China Wuhan virus.

00:08:39.000 Remember that?

00:08:39.720 No, she said, let me talk.

00:08:41.800 Just a minute here.

00:08:42.860 No, he said, he said, China.

00:08:47.020 And the reason he said China is because a lot of the US bio labs over there in the Ukraine,

00:08:55.240 where this all started, they have the name China on the end of it.

00:09:01.600 For instance, it'll be like, Afghanistan, China.

00:09:05.940 That's why he says it that way.

00:09:08.080 And that's what this whole war, why Russia did what Russia did, because those were US bio labs

00:09:13.380 to develop diseases to kill everyone on earth, except, you know, the upper crust, the owners.

00:09:24.500 Well, that's a theory you told me the other day.

00:09:26.960 I wanted to ask you more about it, because I've never heard that.

00:09:28.880 He was, this was the time when he said it, when Nancy freaked out, was when it was being traced to Wuhan, China,

00:09:36.220 which eventually is where a lot of people believe the COVID lab leak happened.

00:09:39.820 So I don't know what you're...

00:09:41.380 But now we know that it was created in the Ukraine labs.

00:09:48.940 The US operated labs in the Ukraine, independently owned by, say, the Bidens, Nancy Pelosi's son, Romney's kids.

00:10:01.040 They were all on their own bio lab where they were doing...

00:10:05.680 They were doing horrendous experiments on my little monkeys.

00:10:11.600 Allegedly.

00:10:13.120 Allegedly.

00:10:13.800 No, it's proven now.

00:10:15.280 It's allegedly proven.

00:10:16.200 If you search it, okay, allegedly.

00:10:18.540 Yeah.

00:10:18.940 And they were creating viruses.

00:10:23.020 And then they, viruses were sent to Wuhan, China, not China, which has a Y in it and is at the end of a lot of Istan, China.

00:10:36.080 That's why he said it like that.

00:10:38.220 Well, either way, my point was that he was called a racist for saying it comes from China.

00:10:42.700 That's what he said.

00:10:43.400 They're like, why do you call it the China racist?

00:10:44.840 Because it comes from China or China, whatever.

00:10:47.040 And Nancy Pelosi was one of the biggest accusers of his, as we know.

00:10:52.960 Remember, she tore up his speech and all.

00:10:55.380 So here she is at her house.

00:10:57.440 There are pro-Palestinian terrorist, I'm sorry, terrorist lovers or whatever, protesters.

00:11:01.600 What are we supposed to call them now?

00:11:02.720 Freedom fighters?

00:11:04.060 Outside her house in October, right after the attack.

00:11:06.600 Nazis.

00:11:07.580 They're Nazis.

00:11:08.880 So the Nazis are at her house.

00:11:10.220 Nazis don't care.

00:11:11.160 They don't like the left either.

00:11:12.260 That's the one thing about them.

00:11:14.180 They're not all left-wing.

00:11:15.860 A lot of them are super left-wing.

00:11:17.860 A lot of them are left-wing, too.

00:11:19.180 Yeah.

00:11:19.700 So they went to her house and they're like, you know, ceasefire now, you know, because they're mad that Israel is defending themselves because they're Nazis.

00:11:26.220 And she said, go back to China where your headquarters are, which, whatever, I don't really have a problem with it.

00:11:35.020 But I just want to point out that had you said that or any conservative had said, go back to China to a protester, they'd be canceled instantly.

00:11:43.300 You know, the whole thing would roll up like they did to you.

00:11:45.200 And not only did Nancy not get canceled.

00:11:47.340 I hate that people call me a conservative.

00:11:49.960 Get that off.

00:11:51.240 I mean, I know that that's like the thing everybody wants to call me.

00:11:54.740 But you know what?

00:11:55.260 I'm a radical, a radical constitutionalist.

00:12:00.060 Forget conservative.

00:12:01.860 I'm a radical-based constitutionalist.

00:12:06.160 And so we all need to be that, not conservatives anymore.

00:12:11.580 We need to be radical root constitutionalists because it's all about words.

00:12:18.680 And they've already shat on every word so that it has little meaning.

00:12:23.420 So we've got to have our own words, too.

00:12:25.300 We've got to redefine things.

00:12:27.380 And we don't want our constitution.

00:12:29.600 We don't want to be conservatives, which, of course, everyone, how my control works, is when one of them, well, you know, when a Satanist says the word conservative, people are visioning hateful people with pyres and burning sticks and KKK hoods.

00:12:55.040 That's what they're envisioning because they train their minds to do that.

00:12:58.940 So we're none of that.

00:13:01.220 We're actually the people who are of, we're the big tent.

00:13:05.500 We're of every color, including Jews.

00:13:08.880 Right.

00:13:10.160 And people who are, you know, not haters of Israel or the West or Christians, you know, people who are not haters of that, who actually embrace that freedom.

00:13:26.200 And, as I say, Christian democracies, which have proven to be, you know.

00:13:37.320 Well, but I have to say they always get too liberal and turn into frigging, like I tried to say, but that one speech I gave, you know, they turn into caliphates.

00:13:50.500 It's like almost steps of the stuff they do when they get real liberal.

00:13:55.280 The next thing, there's a lot of war and then it's a caliphate with no rights for women.

00:14:00.020 So I don't think we should even go down that slope because we're here like it's America.

00:14:05.680 We're headed down to caliphate land and we better turn it back up if we want our daughters to have any civil rights at all in America.

00:14:15.840 We better get on that, ladies.

00:14:18.420 What do you think about that?

00:14:19.460 Most of the women of today are anti-women's rights because they've been bullshitted into that.

00:14:25.140 It's so sad.

00:14:25.980 They'll say that about our side because the overturning of Roe v. Wade, which they don't really understand.

00:14:31.320 No, they don't understand about how America, the United States of America means a bunch of like independent, in a way.

00:14:42.680 And let me talk about if I was talking to second graders because that's the level of their understanding.

00:14:49.120 If there were 50 little countries that decided to come together and do work for the betterment of all those countries united, that was what the Soviet Union was too.

00:15:06.160 And two different economic systems.

00:15:10.240 One already failed, so I don't know why they want to bring that here.

00:15:13.900 You know, because we beat them by outspending them, but we outspent them and we outspent ourselves into slavery.

00:15:24.740 So that was the other slope down.

00:15:28.560 So it seems like the people that we elect or the people that get to the tippy top of the big ass pyramid, the owners, once they get up there by, I don't know,

00:15:39.380 but probably the blackmail and the things they have to go through and the vows they have to take to Satan to get them elevated to that point here in Satan's world.

00:15:49.000 You know, that he thinks he controls and so do his hordes.

00:15:54.780 They think he controls it too.

00:15:57.020 But they always opt for a lot of death and blood.

00:16:02.880 Boy, they love that blood.

00:16:04.180 Oh, they love the word.

00:16:05.160 You were saying the 50 countries, you were talking about Roe v. Wade.

00:16:08.560 That was a really good point.

00:16:09.580 Oh, yeah.

00:16:10.120 So it was.

00:16:11.620 Yeah.

00:16:12.180 Okay.

00:16:12.480 Thank you for bringing it up.

00:16:13.800 So all these countries.

00:16:15.400 Yeah.

00:16:15.940 There never should have been a federal law that said everybody has to pay to everybody.

00:16:27.380 Whether you believe in abortion or not, you have to pay for it.

00:16:33.260 Right.

00:16:33.500 Whether you have, in your religious, which is like one of our rights, that we're not guaranteed in the Constitution.

00:16:44.460 We're born with that.

00:16:45.520 Our Constitution says we are given that by God.

00:16:48.200 We're born with that, the freedom of religion.

00:16:51.000 So they are for, they already broke that one when they say, we don't care about your religion.

00:16:55.960 You're going to still pay taxes for an act you consider to be unforgivable in the eyes of your religion.

00:17:06.400 So they already got religion.

00:17:07.960 See, they're taking it point by point.

00:17:09.960 But the thing about that, that they don't understand is that that is a law that was created by, oh, and they love this.

00:17:17.520 They love this in New York.

00:17:18.660 This is what they're doing to Trump.

00:17:20.100 It's called judicial fiat.

00:17:22.020 Creating law by judicial fiat where a bunch of really, really corrupt, evil judges make law.

00:17:31.660 But that ain't how it works in our constitutional republic.

00:17:35.940 In that one out, by and for the people, the human beings actually decide what laws govern them.

00:17:44.960 That's what's so great.

00:17:46.940 And it's the only one like that.

00:17:49.040 People don't know that.

00:17:50.280 Now we decide what laws we create because it comes from the people to create, to elect the legislators, to create the legislation.

00:18:00.260 And people don't even know how our government works because they're so brainwashed.

00:18:03.980 They're like, racist.

00:18:05.920 You are just race-based.

00:18:08.800 You're being used.

00:18:11.440 The overturning of Roe v. Wade was saying it's state law.

00:18:14.200 The overturning of Roe v. Wade was saying it was created by judicial fiat.

00:18:20.000 It never should have been a federal law.

00:18:22.080 This is a state law because it is an act.

00:18:24.600 It is something that should be between a woman and her doctor.

00:18:30.960 It should in no way be any kind of legislation in any way.

00:18:35.320 It is a private affair between a woman and her doctor.

00:18:39.800 And you keep your damn nose out of it.

00:18:42.580 You keep your tax money out of it.

00:18:44.740 You keep your military out of it.

00:18:46.860 You keep your government out of it.

00:18:48.460 That is a private affair.

00:18:49.940 I don't care.

00:18:50.880 But when you turn it into an industry that is financed by the tax money of people who find it morally repugnant, you've taken away the United States of America and its constitutional republic.

00:19:05.400 And now you're on the wrong side.

00:19:08.040 So that's what we mean when we don't like Roe v. Wade.

00:19:13.180 See, get it?

00:19:14.040 It's not that we don't want women to control their bodies.

00:19:18.400 Obviously, we don't want women to control their bodies.

00:19:21.420 We want them to take 45 fucking vaxes right in the clit.

00:19:25.600 Against their will.

00:19:27.380 Bitches, you will.

00:19:28.800 You'll line up for it.

00:19:29.780 We want body autonomy.

00:19:30.980 We don't talk to me about body autonomy, bitch.

00:19:34.120 But like I say, they shouldn't even be upset that Roe v. Wade is overturned because they're never going to get pregnant or have children anyways because they signed up for the vax and they're all sterile.

00:19:44.940 So wake up.

00:19:46.220 Wake up, please.

00:19:47.700 Wake up.

00:19:49.380 Keep this thought.

00:19:50.180 You're doing great.

00:19:50.860 This is a great time to break for an ad real quick if you can give me one second.

00:19:56.140 People are so fucking stupid.

00:19:58.660 I can't take it no more.

00:20:00.240 And there's no drugs that help me.

00:20:02.020 There's no antidepressants that's helping me with this shit.

00:20:05.900 Well, I think yelling about it.

00:20:07.300 And then I think Goldberg, she's getting paid to do this, having this old age nervous breakdown shit.

00:20:12.960 But she's got it getting paid to lie.

00:20:15.760 Now, you've got to have script writers to lie.

00:20:19.880 I can do this all day because it's true.

00:20:22.360 I can do the view and be all fuck bitches and off the top of my own head.

00:20:29.160 Fuck you, Hollywood.

00:20:30.780 And this is an antidepressant, this podcast, whether you admit to it or not.

00:20:36.500 You get to come on here and be mentally healthy when I see myself.

00:20:41.320 As you know, I'm my largest fan.

00:20:43.580 Yeah, you keep seeing your eyes switch on yourself.

00:20:46.340 I just love myself.

00:20:48.400 A lot of people love you.

00:20:49.760 All right, let's do this real quick.

00:20:51.640 I love how completely out of it I am.

00:20:55.640 Sometimes I wake up and go, is that you?

00:20:58.640 What are you doing?

00:21:00.280 Yeah, your China, Ukraine thing was a little out there.

00:21:03.580 I'm going to talk to you about that.

00:21:04.240 I read it on the internet.

00:21:06.160 Don't say that.

00:21:07.040 You don't know anything.

00:21:07.780 That's not a good argument.

00:21:08.560 You don't know anything.

00:21:09.460 You don't know anything, Granny.

00:21:11.060 That's the thing.

00:21:12.200 You know nothing about Q.

00:21:13.880 You think Q is ridiculous.

00:21:17.980 I do.

00:21:18.540 The R word.

00:21:20.040 So, you know, we do three.

00:21:21.940 Well, because you don't know the laws and orders of the government.

00:21:25.040 That's what you think.

00:21:25.520 No, but I used to follow it and nothing came true.

00:21:27.920 So after a certain point, and you're lying to so many times, you're like,

00:21:30.040 I'm not going to follow this anymore.

00:21:31.160 That's just where I come from.

00:21:32.200 You're like, oh, I'll just keep following it until, you know, like a year from now.

00:21:36.380 And I think at some point you got to go, I don't know if this is serving me or working

00:21:40.660 at me.

00:21:40.860 Well, no advice.

00:21:42.000 The tribunals that are going on on the ships off every coast.

00:21:46.960 I'll be with you.

00:21:47.980 I want you to be with me.

00:21:50.660 In about a year, then you'll go, Ma, you were right.

00:21:53.600 And I was an idiot again.

00:21:55.260 And, you know, I don't know if I'll be alive then.

00:21:58.040 But I don't think that I can say, I told you so.

00:22:03.620 Well, I was right.

00:22:05.600 They got it in the bag.

00:22:07.900 They do.

00:22:08.320 I was right.

00:22:09.160 I'm not everyone thinks I'm crazy.

00:22:11.660 No, I don't think you're crazy.

00:22:12.780 I think you're, you'll sometimes you'll twist something because it sounds good to you.

00:22:17.140 And I like to be a little more objective and go, does that, does that, is that real or

00:22:20.420 not?

00:22:20.780 Because if it's not real, I'm not going to waste my time.

00:22:22.280 Like, I think the Wuhan virus came from Wuhan, China.

00:22:26.180 And I think Fauci was behind it.

00:22:27.440 Like, you and I are pretty much on the same page.

00:22:29.620 99% in there.

00:22:30.740 Fauci worked in the Ukraine and then sent it to Wuhan.

00:22:38.040 I hope you're, I hope I'm wrong.

00:22:39.680 I hope you're right.

00:22:40.860 Fauci is a little, you know who Fauci looks just like?

00:22:44.600 Don't you think Satan looks just like Fauci?

00:22:48.680 I'm not sure what Satan looks like.

00:22:50.600 But yeah, I think, I think Fauci looks like Satan.

00:22:53.620 Yeah.

00:22:54.460 Yeah.

00:22:55.000 Yeah.

00:22:55.320 Fauci looks just like it's Satan.

00:22:57.160 I mean, I think Satan looks like Fauci.

00:22:58.780 That was the joke.

00:23:00.320 I mean, I think we know what Satan looks like.

00:23:01.740 But anyway, let's do this real quick.

00:23:03.980 Satan called up over there at the Vatican.

00:23:07.240 He's like, hey, I got to resign, guys.

00:23:10.040 Once I see this Fauci, I just, I got to get out of the business.

00:23:14.040 Even I, I can't stomach it.

00:23:16.020 And he resigned.

00:23:16.940 Did you know that?

00:23:18.200 I did.

00:23:19.240 Satan stepped down.

00:23:20.060 Well, let me tell you this real quick.

00:23:21.060 I didn't sleep last night because I actually was thinking about this.

00:23:24.320 They're coming after Trump.

00:23:25.660 There's something we'll talk about later in the episode.

00:23:26.940 But it looks like he's going to lose that New York fraud case and be hit with like a

00:23:30.540 $380 million bill.

00:23:31.900 Now, this is speculation, but it looks that way.

00:23:34.400 And I was thinking about Alex Jones being hit with a billion dollars.

00:23:38.420 And Rudy Giuliani got like $200 million and they canceled you.

00:23:41.080 And it's like every step of the way they've been silencing.

00:23:43.560 And Ken Paxton, who was on last week, was getting law fared into bankruptcy and all this stuff

00:23:49.660 about misinformation.

00:23:50.400 But not once have they gone after Fauci, who openly lied, even said like the mass.

00:23:55.140 He just said it like a few months ago.

00:23:56.260 He's let it slip out like that six foot thing.

00:23:58.380 That was not based on science.

00:23:59.500 After telling us for two years of how come only one side is getting sued into oblivion or called

00:24:04.420 liars or disinformation.

00:24:06.040 But the other side that pushed the Russian hoax, this whole fucking TDS anti-Trump move, Fauci,

00:24:11.800 all you name it down the list.

00:24:13.680 Corrupted the size of court, corrupted the FBI, corrupted the Department of Justice.

00:24:20.000 Lied under oath.

00:24:21.120 A FBI agent pled guilty to falsifying evidence.

00:24:24.560 Adam Schiff read lies in Congress to go after Trump or the Russia.

00:24:28.560 None of that.

00:24:29.300 Not only have they not been in trouble, like he got censored, censored.

00:24:32.500 None of them have been sued for disinformation.

00:24:34.180 None of them are getting hit with hundreds of millions of dollars of lawsuits.

00:24:37.100 So this is the thing.

00:24:38.000 It's like my question is.

00:24:39.140 Not going to sue Disney.

00:24:40.480 As you know, not one lawyer in this country would take the case.

00:24:44.120 No, they won't.

00:24:45.600 Because Disney owns pretty much every lawyer in this country.

00:24:48.580 Their entrance makes the bingo balls rumble in fear.

00:24:53.040 The free space is free out of respect for them.

00:24:56.080 And their dabs are too fast for the naked eye.

00:24:59.100 They're not just grandmas.

00:25:00.420 They're grandmasters.

00:25:02.420 It's Betty, Dolly, Martha, queens of Delta Bingo, hollerers of a hall.

00:25:09.080 And they're here to teach the next generation of players.

00:25:13.040 Learn what it takes to be a bingo master at grandmasters.ca.

00:25:16.960 Must be 18 plus.

00:25:17.920 Play smart.

00:25:18.960 And anyway, I want to say.

00:25:20.280 I would love to see they lost their case against De Sanctimonious.

00:25:24.480 We're going to talk about that too.

00:25:25.640 But I just want to say, what's it going to take for our liberal friends and family members to see that it's really only one side that's being punished and sued into oblivion?

00:25:34.140 And at one point, if you're a liberal, you say the word conservative, we got to go constitutional.

00:25:38.920 You're right.

00:25:39.200 Mind control.

00:25:39.740 Well, if you're a liberal or you're someone that's liberal with laws, you want liberty.

00:25:43.800 You want freedom.

00:25:44.240 At some point, you have to go, hey, only one side's being punished.

00:25:48.040 That's not liberty.

00:25:49.760 What's it going to take?

00:25:50.860 That's all I want to know.

00:25:52.120 And I'm going to let you talk because you're doing great.

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00:26:10.740 You talk about what you did.

00:26:11.920 My other son, Buck, he says that, you know, he never likes anything.

00:26:16.580 He's what have you.

00:26:18.360 But he said, Mom, that is a great product.

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00:26:22.960 He's ready to go in the pool.

00:26:25.220 Yeah, he has a girlfriend.

00:26:29.920 We're very excited.

00:26:30.440 We're not going to talk about it.

00:26:31.100 But he did actually use it because someone actually was finally seeing his genitalia for the first time in a long time.

00:26:37.360 And he says it's amazing.

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00:26:40.080 I don't think I should hear this.

00:26:43.560 It's making me sick.

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00:27:40.580 Well, you can be groomed for your new girlfriend, right?

00:27:44.220 Yeah.

00:27:44.660 Well, Hannah, actually, she's seven months pregnant.

00:27:48.640 And she, I mean, you were grossed out about Buck.

00:27:50.960 You're going to really hate this one.

00:27:51.920 And she can't trim herself because she can't see over her belly.

00:27:56.280 Welcome to my world.

00:27:57.080 That's what I said to her.

00:27:58.240 So I've actually had to clean her up for the pool that she's going down to today.

00:28:01.680 And we use the Manscaped trimming technology.

00:28:04.760 Oh, well, that's nice.

00:28:05.720 That's a nice thing to do.

00:28:08.480 I can't have her going down there looking like she's wrestling a squirrel.

00:28:13.360 Oh, my God.

00:28:16.080 With that said, let's get back to Roe v. Wade and the important stuff.

00:28:19.100 So that was such a brilliant point you made.

00:28:20.860 I want you to finish that.

00:28:22.620 You're a constitutionalist or whatever the word you used is.

00:28:25.300 Not a conservative.

00:28:26.320 Radical-based constitutionalist.

00:28:29.620 I love that.

00:28:30.540 Should we have a political party rename?

00:28:34.640 Well, you know, I think that we need to, you know, let people know about it and talk about it, you know,

00:28:44.800 because people need to consider new ideas and new words because, like I said, they've shat on every word, you know, both sides really.

00:28:55.200 You know, you know, you know why they do, because they're trying to cover up the words that matter most, which is bankrupt.

00:29:02.920 And, you know.

00:29:07.680 What do you think of the lawsuit, the countersuit?

00:29:10.700 So Disney, so DeSantis took away the special, that's what we want to talk about, the special tax-exempt status of Disney.

00:29:15.940 Your favorite employer of all time, I assume, right?

00:29:18.820 Disney was the best.

00:29:19.820 Thank you.

00:29:20.500 The best.

00:29:20.840 Great job, guys.

00:29:21.620 Way to protect.

00:29:23.300 Way to protect the family.

00:29:24.440 Oh, look, it did a little thumbs up.

00:29:25.900 I like how they fired you, but they still, they'll just hire a pedophile, like, once a week and do whatever they want.

00:29:31.540 But anyway, so they countersued Ron DeSantis saying, you're messing with our money.

00:29:36.060 And the case just got thrown out.

00:29:38.000 That just happened.

00:29:39.120 So congrats.

00:29:40.040 Any loss against Disney is a win for America.

00:29:42.980 A win for the world.

00:29:44.420 China, too, really.

00:29:45.840 They're trying to get their, you know.

00:29:48.800 So, I don't know what, you know, I shouldn't say anything because I just shouldn't say anything.

00:29:57.980 Are you going to say something?

00:29:59.100 Are you going to get us canceled?

00:30:01.300 No, I don't want to have any enemies in this world except for, you know, I mean, I already have the devil as my enemy, so I don't need any more.

00:30:09.980 I just want to have the devil be the one I talk against because that's kind of what God wants.

00:30:16.180 I think that's what God considers intelligence to be.

00:30:21.040 I agree.

00:30:21.720 You're talking about.

00:30:23.400 Yeah, he doesn't want us to fight each other.

00:30:26.780 That's a waste of time.

00:30:28.200 Anyway, that takes, like, two billion years because you get rid of one asshole, 500 million assholes step up next.

00:30:36.940 You know, you've got to go to the source.

00:30:38.480 It's about the source.

00:30:39.580 So, we're in a war against Satan.

00:30:42.200 Yeah, we're in a big war with Satan.

00:30:45.480 And Satan, he mostly, well, he hates thinking.

00:30:50.120 Yeah.

00:30:51.380 He hates science and proof.

00:30:55.300 And he hates fact.

00:30:57.000 And he hates love.

00:30:58.720 And he hates unity and liberty.

00:31:01.380 He hates that.

00:31:02.220 And he really hates the liberty of women.

00:31:06.360 And he really despises that one because if women are not held down and oppressed and, you know, if they are not, you know, under constant threat of existential threat, then he can't get their kids as easy.

00:31:27.340 And that's what he really likes.

00:31:29.280 He likes that kid blood.

00:31:30.820 And that's what keeps him going.

00:31:32.900 And, you know, if we had stronger moms and women in this world, I think that's right where we're sitting now.

00:31:43.000 We do have that kind of a world now.

00:31:45.160 Because I think a lot of men are like, hey, wait a minute.

00:31:49.240 Hey, wait a minute.

00:31:50.360 We're supposed to be men that protect children.

00:31:54.040 That's why I like that movie that was The Sound of Freedom.

00:31:59.960 Yeah.

00:32:00.160 Yeah.

00:32:00.960 Even though those guys are whatever, all men are kind of compromised.

00:32:05.120 But anyways, it was like a wake up call to men going, wow, look at men.

00:32:11.260 Hey, we're supposed to protect kids.

00:32:14.180 Who knew?

00:32:15.300 We forgot that one, didn't we?

00:32:17.840 Hey, this is some serious shit.

00:32:20.040 We got to get on this.

00:32:21.120 That blew my mind that that was a good man message that we hadn't heard for maybe ever, but a long time.

00:32:31.700 I mean, it used to be in the Westerns, but we kind of lost that man protector thing.

00:32:39.220 Because Satan called it toxic masculinity in the patriarchy and got into people's minds in the mid-80s and mid-90s and started bastardizing all of that shit.

00:32:47.960 He did that to get to the kids.

00:32:49.680 I said that for a long time.

00:32:50.760 Now that we're saying it's Satan, this is great.

00:32:53.520 Because I used to think it's that feminist, but I think it is purely Satan.

00:32:57.800 And he did separate it.

00:32:59.400 Well, that's just one of the ways he did it.

00:33:02.260 That's just one of the ways, not the only way.

00:33:04.760 Yeah.

00:33:05.020 No.

00:33:05.520 He attacks from all angles.

00:33:06.920 But yeah, it's about separating the mother and the father and the family unit.

00:33:10.320 I mean, it's clear.

00:33:11.000 And liberty and American exceptionalism, because you can't have a strong family with guns.

00:33:19.080 He don't like families, and he doesn't like extended families, and he doesn't like neighborhoods that are extended families.

00:33:30.360 Nor does he like communities that come together in, you know, by and for the people to create legislation that has to do with the children who live in that community.

00:33:44.320 And their ability to get educated and have health care be taken care of and not be used as products to be stolen from their working class mothers largely and put into a foster system to be trafficked by this government.

00:34:07.340 And see, that is what people are starting to see.

00:34:18.520 And a lot of them haven't seen it yet.

00:34:20.660 A lot of us see it and how worldwide it is and for how long it's been going on.

00:34:30.080 And a lot, a lot, not enough, but I think it grows all the time, really know, and we finally see.

00:34:43.600 And I think 2024, well, I thought it was 2023 was when we really see, and I think we did.

00:34:52.320 But 2024 is when we bust down the door.

00:34:58.060 I hope so.

00:35:00.080 But I think that is happening.

00:35:01.940 And it's just too, it's just too apparent.

00:35:07.200 It is, it is so we can see that not only is the emperor naked riding through town, but he, he was getting a thrill out of, you know, having everybody to look at his schlong and think it was covered in gold.

00:35:24.700 Yeah.

00:35:25.700 Yeah.

00:35:25.780 That's kind of like now.

00:35:27.280 And, you know, they're walking down the street naked, flinging their ding-dongs around kids' faces and old ladies like myself, which who don't want to see it, and telling us we have to see it.

00:35:41.020 And that's not enough of a thrill for them.

00:35:45.260 They now have to spread their butt cheeks and put it right on our nose.

00:35:50.100 They can't get enough of the humiliation of the working people.

00:35:55.720 And it just sickens me.

00:35:58.940 It seems very realistic.

00:36:00.280 Are you, when you say they, I just always like to have people clarify, because I don't, I know people are listening and going, she's talking about gays in New York and it's not that.

00:36:07.220 So could you just specify a little so we don't get too much trouble?

00:36:10.580 Unless you want to get in trouble.

00:36:13.720 What?

00:36:14.960 Well, you're talking about the emperor has no clothes.

00:36:16.820 You're talking about like a worldwide system of child and human trafficking.

00:36:20.860 I mean, let's call it what it is.

00:36:23.120 Pharaoh.

00:36:24.540 Pharaoh, you know.

00:36:27.360 It's a system of Pharaoh.

00:36:30.400 It's a system of Babylon.

00:36:32.220 It began in Babylon where there's a king and, you know, there's minions at the very tippy top of it.

00:36:38.600 So you're not talking about like a standard gay guy in New York, you know, at a parade.

00:36:43.220 That's all I'm getting at.

00:36:44.900 I know, I know how people think.

00:36:46.620 When you say they're schlongs.

00:36:47.260 I'm also according to that, that those are the people right now, that's cancel culture.

00:36:52.500 They're the people walking around swinging their schlongs in everybody's face, including old women like myself.

00:36:58.920 They don't want to see their schlongs and telling us we have to.

00:37:02.440 And then they, those same people are the ones saying, I'm offensive.

00:37:07.380 Okay, hello, something needs to be seen here.

00:37:13.320 Something is happening here.

00:37:16.180 Remember that Bob Dylan song?

00:37:17.620 And you don't know what it is, do you, Mr. Jones?

00:37:22.500 But something is happening here.

00:37:24.340 And it is like, hey, wait a minute.

00:37:26.500 The guy's fucking naked.

00:37:28.480 Yeah, literally.

00:37:29.600 And he took all our money.

00:37:31.360 He took all our money.

00:37:32.540 Yeah, and they're getting busted left and right.

00:37:35.180 But it's like, I guess what I was trying to get at is when you see this happening and like every day someone gets exposed.

00:37:41.280 And like, let's not forget, no one was talking about Epstein very much three, four years ago.

00:37:46.700 It was just one example.

00:37:47.680 So stuff's getting exposed now.

00:37:49.300 Now you're talking more.

00:37:51.220 It's more mainstream to mention this kind of stuff.

00:37:53.660 Remember when we were Q-tards.

00:37:54.900 Did you see the list yet?

00:37:55.920 Did we see the Epstein list they said they were going to release?

00:37:59.220 No.

00:37:59.280 How many weeks ago was it where they said they were going to release?

00:38:02.740 And that was what, five weeks ago?

00:38:04.820 Yeah.

00:38:05.100 They released transcripts from victim testimony, but they have not released the list.

00:38:10.680 And they're never going to, let's be honest, because they're all on the list.

00:38:13.740 The people that would release the list are the list.

00:38:16.080 And that's what everybody's finally seeing now.

00:38:18.100 When Epstein killed himself in prison, it became clear that, you know, this information is not ever going to trickle down to us.

00:38:23.740 But that they're real.

00:38:24.920 Because, again, when I was Q, and I love, I was all for Pizzagate.

00:38:29.200 I was like, hey, there's this worldwide child, you know, and they're like, you're crazy.

00:38:33.220 And now it's like, yeah, okay, there is a worldwide pedophile ring, but it's not what you Q-tards thought it was.

00:38:38.020 It's something else.

00:38:39.020 Okay, whatever it is, the point is it's there and we all know it now.

00:38:42.300 We all see it.

00:38:43.680 The emperor is naked.

00:38:45.120 So these people that are moving amongst us, they're getting busted left and right.

00:38:48.120 And I'm saying allegedly some of these people that are tied to this, you know, Joe Biden today just replaced John Kerry, economics czar, whatever that fucking bullshit cabinet thing is, with John Podesta.

00:39:01.740 Now, for those of you who don't know what John Podesta was, it's his emails that were leaked from the DNC to, and I'm not going to say allegedly, because it's pretty much known, we had Tucker admit to it, to WikiLeaks.

00:39:14.500 And he had codes in his email.

00:39:16.100 That's what spurned the entire Pizzagate movement.

00:39:18.520 He had weird shit in those emails.

00:39:20.160 Well, that's John Podesta.

00:39:21.680 And now he's part of Biden's campaign.

00:39:23.480 So as we're talking, going, oh, this Epstein thing is real.

00:39:26.580 We're all seeing it now.

00:39:27.600 There's tunnel, blah, blah, blah.

00:39:29.220 Podesta's named to a pretty high position.

00:39:32.200 Now, I'm not saying Podesta did it.

00:39:33.740 It's all legit.

00:39:34.440 It's just he's somebody that's tied into it, and I personally think is involved.

00:39:38.920 Now they're just going to put him on a pedestal, and he's going to go talk about climate change.

00:39:44.880 The guy with the weird, creepy emails that everyone's like, hey, I think our government's trading children or something.

00:39:50.060 What the fuck is this email?

00:39:52.260 Skippy.

00:39:52.620 Skippy.

00:39:53.920 For those of you, if you know, you know.

00:39:56.340 If you know, you know.

00:39:57.180 Right?

00:39:58.660 It's just happening left and right.

00:40:00.200 And I'm surprised we haven't been killed yet, to be honest.

00:40:03.400 Did you know Skippy's best friends with Colbert?

00:40:08.160 Did you know them guys as best friends?

00:40:11.000 Yeah.

00:40:11.660 I know that they're very, very close.

00:40:13.160 I guess those guys figure like, hey, you know, we did it.

00:40:16.320 We shut them all up.

00:40:18.800 Look, they're all in federal prison, and here we sit.

00:40:22.660 Oh, and like when Trump hit with $400 million today, they're going to be on Twitter.

00:40:26.920 They're going to be celebrating like, hey, we stopped an evil madman.

00:40:29.600 And it's like, we all know that you're the evil madman.

00:40:33.640 You guys are crazy.

00:40:34.300 We all see it.

00:40:34.920 Do they not know that we see it?

00:40:37.020 I guess that's the question.

00:40:37.900 Oh, and I like that Fonnie Willis now under, has 22, she's under 22 different.

00:40:44.580 But I love, I told everybody, hey, be sure you screenshot all these pro Fonnie Willis

00:40:51.420 and that other DA in New York.

00:40:55.440 It's like, um, teacher James, I think.

00:40:58.520 Yeah.

00:40:59.100 Or no, well, she might win her case.

00:41:01.360 That would be the case, the $380 million.

00:41:04.200 Well, she might win, but, um.

00:41:07.080 Alvin Bragg, I think it is.

00:41:09.400 Well, I, I like Fonnie Willis the best.

00:41:11.680 You can't get better than her.

00:41:13.040 But, uh, you know, um, they were putting her up, her picture, like it was George Washington.

00:41:20.660 It was, she was in profile and they were saying a great American.

00:41:24.600 I was like, oh my God, I hope everyone's screenshotting this for like two months down the road.

00:41:30.700 That's what they do.

00:41:31.800 I mean, there's not one of them who hasn't, uh, been publicly humiliated.

00:41:38.280 Oh my God.

00:41:38.680 I remember what was Trump's lawyer that came out and then he went to prison for fraud or,

00:41:41.980 uh, Stormy Daniels lawyer.

00:41:43.580 Remember he was like going to actually run against Trump.

00:41:45.700 He was, he was the, they, they loved him.

00:41:47.980 He went to prison for fraud.

00:41:49.380 And this is actual fraud.

00:41:50.220 This isn't the fake fraud they're tying to Trump.

00:41:52.760 This is like actual fraud and they get busted left around.

00:41:55.920 And like you said, liberals never apologize.

00:41:57.660 They just throw them out of the car and they're like, okay, who's our next hero to cling to?

00:42:01.140 Now they're going for E. Jean Carroll, who's their hero this week because

00:42:05.300 Trump lost another lawsuit for 40 million or something.

00:42:08.520 I mean, this RICO or not that the Democrat party has been a party to so many women bringing

00:42:17.460 false rape charges against Republican men for political, um, you know, for political reasons.

00:42:24.440 Isn't that the very definition of RICO?

00:42:28.460 I mean, it should be.

00:42:29.320 Um, and then, and not get a book deal, but like actually be investigated for, uh, being

00:42:37.320 part of, you know, what they did to Kavanaugh with their fake rape shit.

00:42:41.620 And then they admit that they were telling fake rape stories and then they laugh it off.

00:42:47.260 They never apologize.

00:42:48.340 They just said, well, yeah, we kind of made up.

00:42:50.780 I think the punishment of false rape accusation should be life in prison.

00:42:56.120 I mean, it should be, and I know it's illegal, but, um, I know, and it's a gray legal area

00:43:01.520 because you can't, how do you really prove it?

00:43:03.440 Right.

00:43:04.020 But E. Jean Carroll, I do know this much.

00:43:08.660 She's a lot of people don't talk about this for some reason.

00:43:11.340 She's accused seven other men of rape.

00:43:13.120 Right.

00:43:14.560 So this is not like someone that was just like, you know, yeah, she has other accusations.

00:43:20.520 Plus she was on TV saying rape is sexy and all this stuff where she's obviously, she's

00:43:25.840 obviously mentally ill.

00:43:27.060 And that's why none of us really took this case serious.

00:43:29.240 Cause you look at her and go, okay, well, geez, thank God.

00:43:31.380 It's not a, how about the one that cried when she said Kavanaugh raped her 30 years ago?

00:43:36.840 We knew she was lying too.

00:43:38.080 She got a book deal, but she even meant she was lying.

00:43:41.740 I didn't know that she admitted to lying.

00:43:44.140 Um, I know that it didn't, didn't hurt.

00:43:46.640 Whatever move didn't work.

00:43:47.760 He got, he became a Supreme court justice.

00:43:49.640 And I know Trump, this case would happen to her for that.

00:43:53.240 No, it doesn't because you can't really prove the rape happened.

00:43:56.540 You also can't prove it didn't.

00:43:57.760 So it's that weird gray area, but you shouldn't have to paint.

00:44:00.980 Salt on all women who've been raped.

00:44:05.080 I agree.

00:44:05.720 I mean, it was an assault on every rape victim and their rights.

00:44:10.240 Well, the judge wouldn't let them, to make, to trifle with that, to be that trifling, to

00:44:17.980 trifle with that, this is me off.

00:44:20.480 And they always, as you know what they are, they're that, uh, they're that, uh, by whatever

00:44:28.900 means necessary shit, which is the same thing as like the end justifies the means, which

00:44:35.240 is Nazism.

00:44:36.900 And, you know, it's just, Nazism ain't cool.

00:44:41.460 No, it never was.

00:44:43.060 Right and wrong.

00:44:44.280 And that's what they don't understand.

00:44:47.080 They go, oh, it's okay.

00:44:48.380 They're getting Trump with, uh, you know, perverting the entire judicial system and the

00:44:53.660 department of justice.

00:44:54.600 Nobody really cares because, you know, the Democrats have been doing that down South and

00:44:59.120 lynching black men for centuries.

00:45:01.900 So, you know, that, that was no big deal that they moved it to Trump because they know

00:45:06.320 how, but, um, nobody's ever making that connection except for, I love being on with Silk because

00:45:13.540 she, she called him, um, uh, what did she call him?

00:45:20.700 Who Biden was Jim Crow Biden or something?

00:45:23.060 Jim Crow Biden.

00:45:23.940 Yeah.

00:45:24.080 I couldn't remember Jim Crow.

00:45:25.100 That is so right.

00:45:27.180 That was brilliant because that party is the party of Jim Crow.

00:45:31.220 It never changed.

00:45:32.320 And they just brainwashed people into like projecting the hatred of, uh, a, uh, racist institution,

00:45:42.640 a racist institutional state onto the Republican party, which doesn't want a huge institutional

00:45:51.460 state.

00:45:52.260 They want the opposite of that, but I mean, they use some great hall of mirrors and they

00:46:00.500 had Hollywood helping them, particularly Disney and particularly the last 10 years of Disney

00:46:06.000 with Bob Iger, they're pushing the commie shit for China through.

00:46:10.880 Well, also they're like, that used to, when you say, well, Republicans were the one that

00:46:14.940 freed the slaves and Democrats were the part of the KKK.

00:46:16.960 They're like, well, the party switched in the six.

00:46:19.900 Well, when did that happen?

00:46:21.460 No one, that never happened.

00:46:22.460 That's just something they say.

00:46:23.340 And then the rest of us are like, oh, okay.

00:46:25.040 Get the party switched.

00:46:25.880 No Republicans.

00:46:26.760 That never happened.

00:46:28.180 Um, I'll tell you why, because black people founded the Republican party, which, you know,

00:46:35.260 a lot of Republicans, not too far back were racist people, classist and racist.

00:46:44.340 Everyone was, you know, but I think this populism of Trump's has helped to kill that and just

00:46:51.800 make it all like, okay, America first, this is our nation.

00:46:55.760 We're going to make it better.

00:46:57.580 We're going to raise all the ships, all the boats, but, um, you know, uh, you know, I forgot

00:47:05.240 what I was saying.

00:47:06.160 It was going to be, uh, oh, but the black people, Frederick Douglass founded the Republican

00:47:11.940 party, which is why I say that's what needs to happen to everybody.

00:47:15.620 I talked to, uh, I'm always going black people need to come to the fore to, you know, take

00:47:23.380 more, uh, of a hand in controlling the Republican party because it, it was founded by, uh, by

00:47:31.000 black people who were anti-slavery.

00:47:33.360 Now, why doesn't kids know that?

00:47:35.780 I don't know.

00:47:36.520 Well, I do know because it doesn't fit the communist narrative.

00:47:39.440 It actually is about anti-slavery and pro-liberty and they don't want kids to know that because

00:47:47.680 then they can't use them as street gangs and send them straight from primary school to

00:47:53.080 prison to work for 16 cents an hour for the corporations that the Democrat party also owns.

00:48:02.400 Right.

00:48:02.980 Cause they can't, the minimum wage, they're like, fuck it.

00:48:05.040 We're going to get around it.

00:48:05.680 We're just going to put you in prison and we keep slavery alive.

00:48:08.220 That's the military industrial prison complex that we're talking about.

00:48:13.260 I got to take a break.

00:48:14.220 And that's not what the Republican party wants.

00:48:20.340 Republicans are not for a giant government, federal government system of a pipeline.

00:48:24.980 Don't get pissed about the institutionalized racism, racism of the Democrats and blame it

00:48:31.840 on Republicans.

00:48:32.920 Just saying.

00:48:34.400 Thanks.

00:48:35.180 Okay.

00:48:35.700 So now let's do an ad, right?

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00:48:42.520 That's why you look so good.

00:48:43.540 Although you, well, you were talking about yourself today at breakfast.

00:48:47.080 I didn't like it about how you look.

00:48:49.000 I think you look amazing.

00:48:50.400 I didn't like it.

00:48:52.000 And I think you look amazing.

00:48:53.240 I don't know about my bowels and my hanging, you know, my hanging parts.

00:48:57.460 I didn't say that.

00:48:58.580 I'd like to see why that other lady there at the table, she was pulled together rather

00:49:03.460 nicely.

00:49:04.280 You look like the aliens in communion.

00:49:06.240 I don't know what it's, it looked like someone grabbed the back of her head and pulled their

00:49:08.820 skin.

00:49:09.380 Like you, there's nothing wrong with your, you don't even have jowls.

00:49:12.500 It's, you're gorgeous.

00:49:14.520 I please, my mom's trying to remove her jowls.

00:49:16.760 Well, don't do that.

00:49:17.840 No, I want to get that ponytail facelift that it goes like this, but you're 71 years old

00:49:24.960 now.

00:49:25.200 And look at you.

00:49:26.520 Look how good I look at the ponytail facelift.

00:49:29.800 Yeah.

00:49:30.160 You look just like me, actually.

00:49:32.320 That's what I look like.

00:49:33.220 I think.

00:49:34.460 Yeah.

00:49:34.780 I think jowls are pretty.

00:49:36.620 Well, anyway, you look great.

00:49:38.260 And that was what was leading me into our ad about field of greens.

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00:49:48.800 It's making me feel so young.

00:49:50.640 I want to get a ponytail facelift.

00:49:53.220 That's what it's doing for me.

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00:49:55.800 So I just had to read that one part.

00:49:56.880 One more thing.

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00:50:06.240 There's no weird shit in it.

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00:50:09.540 You put it in water, you shake it, you drink it every day.

00:50:11.980 It's actually really good.

00:50:13.200 It tastes good.

00:50:14.220 My mom, you said you mix it with other juice.

00:50:16.280 I tried it, but I was putting it with fruit, with green juice and fruit juice.

00:50:22.340 But I went back to just water because, you know, I'm in hotels.

00:50:25.820 I don't have time to carry that stuff around.

00:50:28.380 Yeah.

00:50:28.740 Water's good.

00:50:30.120 No, you just take this.

00:50:31.220 You did the scoop.

00:50:31.840 There's a scooper in here.

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00:50:38.260 You don't need to do it with kale.

00:50:39.460 Kale's disgusting.

00:50:40.380 Nobody likes kale.

00:50:41.040 Well, if you juice it, it's not bad if you do it with a beet.

00:50:45.900 Yeah, that's true.

00:50:47.480 But I'm just saying this is enough for those of us who've tried it.

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00:51:21.800 Am I right?

00:51:23.160 Yeah.

00:51:24.260 He saw the stock market was doing well, right?

00:51:27.600 Yeah, that's all bad for the workers.

00:51:30.860 Yeah, that is a good point.

00:51:33.360 Let's talk about that.

00:51:34.160 I just think Trump took credit for it.

00:51:36.120 I don't know if you saw it and I thought it was brilliant.

00:51:39.120 What did he say?

00:51:40.440 Well, the stock market's doing well.

00:51:41.980 So liberals and Democrats are like, see, Biden's not the worst president ever.

00:51:45.720 And I mean, he clearly is, but they have a couple upticks.

00:51:48.980 Well, Trump is saying it's because he's leading in the polls and about to win the Republican

00:51:53.900 National Convention.

00:51:55.520 He's, DeSantis has dropped out, Vivek, Nikki will soon drop out and then go work, you

00:52:00.980 know, for a drone company, killing brown people all over the world, whatever she wants to

00:52:04.160 do, whatever she does for fun.

00:52:05.260 She'll work at Fox or Raytheon or whatever.

00:52:08.660 She'll find something with the neocon bushes.

00:52:10.120 But anyway, Trump's probably right.

00:52:13.180 Like everyone gets mad at him and sometimes I think he's crazy.

00:52:15.840 But I think when it shows that he's probably going to be the nominee and probably going

00:52:20.760 to be president at this point.

00:52:21.720 Well, it depends on what was up.

00:52:23.400 It depends on what was up.

00:52:25.020 Which stocks were up?

00:52:26.600 I'll tell you if it's because of Trump.

00:52:28.000 I think the whole stock market.

00:52:29.340 But yeah, probably defense contracts did really well.

00:52:32.220 Raytheon, anything Nikki Haley was on the board seemed to be doing really well.

00:52:35.180 And anything Nancy Pelosi trades in tends to do well.

00:52:38.480 You know, there's stock tickers you can follow on X and other places where you can actually

00:52:44.220 track the stocks Nancy Pelosi buys and you can just buy it.

00:52:47.420 I know.

00:52:47.540 I thought somebody came up with that.

00:52:50.540 That's brilliant.

00:52:52.260 Yeah, because she's one of the greatest investors.

00:52:54.140 How crazy is it?

00:52:55.340 Well, because they allowed themselves to insider trade.

00:52:59.980 That is like not legislation either.

00:53:03.400 That isn't of buying for the people.

00:53:06.520 No, that's illegal and criminal.

00:53:09.120 And, you know, AOC, as much of an idiot as she is, actually put together a bipartisan bill

00:53:13.340 not too long ago.

00:53:14.040 I wonder what happened to it.

00:53:15.060 I got to look.

00:53:15.660 But it was to anyone that's a member of Congress cannot be involved in the stock market or trade

00:53:21.780 during their terms, which I thought was brilliant.

00:53:23.360 Of course, they'll just have she'll just have Paul's gay lover trade for us and they'll find

00:53:27.500 another way to do it, allegedly.

00:53:29.400 But at least at least there's some semblance of law to say you can't trade stocks and then,

00:53:34.860 you know, mess with business to favor yourself personally.

00:53:37.840 It's disgusting.

00:53:38.320 No, it's got to be that the whole time you serve, you are not to make any money outside

00:53:45.820 of your salary.

00:53:46.720 And that needs to be the IRS's job to make sure that that's true.

00:53:51.180 And then after you serve, maybe you'll go be a lobbyist, although, you know, all they do

00:53:57.760 is sell influence anyway.

00:53:59.320 So they, you know, but that even that is disgusting.

00:54:02.140 But when you're a public servant, you're not there to enrich yourself.

00:54:07.260 A servant, you know, I've been a servant.

00:54:10.960 These people know jack shit about the servant business.

00:54:13.600 I'll tell you what, if I hired a servant to come in and steal everything I got, that servant

00:54:20.980 is going to be fired and put into jail.

00:54:24.540 Yes.

00:54:25.140 The servant business, they dishonor the wonderful people who are in the servant industry and

00:54:32.480 do a great job in hotels and every other kind of business.

00:54:36.200 Isn't it service?

00:54:37.260 The service?

00:54:38.120 I think it's the servant.

00:54:40.940 I think it's service industry, not servant.

00:54:43.620 But it's the same thing.

00:54:45.540 Public service.

00:54:47.120 Public service.

00:54:48.900 Let me look it up.

00:54:50.180 I'm going to type in the servant.

00:54:51.280 But the bad servants.

00:54:52.820 No, it's the same thing to me.

00:54:54.900 They're supposed to be serving me and other people, the taxpayers at least, serving the children

00:55:02.260 of this country for Christ's sakes.

00:55:05.960 Oh, all right.

00:55:06.700 I'll allow it.

00:55:09.280 Yeah.

00:55:09.800 I mean, servant sounds a little, it's like this, like, bring me a drink, servant.

00:55:17.380 No, they are our servants.

00:55:19.400 They are public servants.

00:55:21.940 But they know nothing about the servant business.

00:55:26.240 That is a good point.

00:55:28.140 Yeah.

00:55:28.540 Very good.

00:55:29.380 I love it.

00:55:30.480 They're like anti-servant.

00:55:32.860 Because I've had good servants.

00:55:35.620 All right.

00:55:35.920 Well, what else?

00:55:36.520 We got a few more minutes.

00:55:38.160 Except for they got on Telegram and somebody was using my name and telling them to buy Bitcoin.

00:55:45.600 And they're like, is this even you?

00:55:47.480 And I said, no.

00:55:49.640 I have reported that.

00:55:50.660 I said, I hope you didn't buy any Bitcoin.

00:55:53.940 And he has, he's like, I've been, they've been talking to this guy for days over Bitcoin.

00:55:59.560 I go, I don't sell Bitcoin.

00:56:02.020 I never, I'm going to go anywhere and tell people to do shit like that.

00:56:06.340 No, I've reported it.

00:56:07.560 I would be scared because they thought I really was doing that.

00:56:11.580 I would be scared.

00:56:13.240 Yeah.

00:56:13.620 And if you're dumb enough to buy Bitcoin because a celebrity tells you on, on an app like Signal,

00:56:19.120 that, you know, you get what's coming to you.

00:56:21.120 I'm sorry.

00:56:21.300 No, it's on Telegram.

00:56:23.040 Telegraph or whatever.

00:56:24.600 Telegram.

00:56:25.080 It's like Signal.

00:56:25.920 I signed up for that.

00:56:28.640 I can't even get on that.

00:56:30.160 It doesn't make any sense.

00:56:31.960 Well, I don't think you should because I've reported that account to Telegram multiple

00:56:35.800 times saying that's not my mother.

00:56:37.140 I've even gone.

00:56:38.600 Oh, they don't get it.

00:56:39.600 They don't get rid of it.

00:56:41.300 They don't care.

00:56:41.900 And it's like, okay, this is someone impersonating that's doing financial advice.

00:56:45.380 This is highly legal.

00:56:46.340 But the thing about Telegram or Signals, they're encrypted and they're free speech platforms.

00:56:51.340 So it's like, it's that gray or where they don't really want to deal with reporting.

00:56:55.000 They will, if enough people report it, they will pull it, but it's almost impossible to

00:56:59.900 get in touch with anyone there.

00:57:00.840 So yeah, I follow the Roseanne Barr Telegram channel and I, and I try and go in the comments

00:57:06.260 and say, this is not my mom, but they wouldn't even let me comment on that page.

00:57:09.080 So don't follow my mother on Telegram.

00:57:11.900 Your only thing that's real is this podcast, your ex account, your Instagram, and then

00:57:20.060 your other ex account, which I think you got that you lost.

00:57:23.400 What's that?

00:57:23.660 Yeah, they took that away from me.

00:57:26.240 Oh, and you have a Facebook.

00:57:28.300 And this is what I really wanted to spend time talking about.

00:57:31.020 If you can give me five minutes or you'll do it.

00:57:34.480 Locals.

00:57:35.800 We've been signed up for Locals and we just have not been good because you've been traveling.

00:57:40.840 We've been in Hawaii.

00:57:41.900 We've been in Florida.

00:57:43.200 I mean, we're doing the podcast.

00:57:45.000 Keep going.

00:57:46.360 We've been doing the podcast out of a hotel room like today.

00:57:49.340 Like we've been on the move.

00:57:50.800 If you've noticed the backdrop of this podcast has changed since, you know, sometimes LA,

00:57:56.340 sometimes Texas.

00:57:57.300 We had houses in Florida.

00:57:58.440 Like we work and travel.

00:57:59.900 And unfortunately, Locals, which is a subscription-based website where you're supposed to do posts and

00:58:04.980 lives.

00:58:05.400 And that was always our expectation.

00:58:07.600 You just simply haven't had the time to post.

00:58:10.120 And, you know, people are paying a nominal fee monthly.

00:58:13.040 And same with Twitter.

00:58:14.600 And I know that you just kind of feel guilty about it.

00:58:17.080 So I think we're going to make more of an effort.

00:58:20.260 And I want you to tell people you're going to make more of an effort to do lives on Locals.

00:58:24.600 I need to make more of an effort to get me on there.

00:58:27.980 I like doing once I'm on there.

00:58:30.340 But I don't know how to get on there.

00:58:33.100 I haven't been with you.

00:58:34.820 I mean, you've been, we've been apart, you know, after in Florida.

00:58:40.100 I remember you stayed in Mar-a-Lago and I went back to Texas.

00:58:42.600 I was in Texas.

00:58:43.340 I just haven't been next to you.

00:58:44.420 This is the first time I've been next to you in months.

00:58:45.880 So I will get you back on there.

00:58:47.180 So anyone that follows my mother on Locals, she'll start doing live videos shortly.

00:58:52.080 And you are going to go live tonight on, well, by the time anyone sees us, it'll be too late.

00:58:56.020 I'm excited about that.

00:58:57.360 You're doing your Spaces show.

00:58:59.400 So it's not, you'll do your own live content, direct to your fans.

00:59:05.540 And, you know, we haven't forgotten about you.

00:59:07.600 And I just want to say that.

00:59:10.000 Look, I tried to fix my hair, but this will be for, I don't know, another, because I can't tell.

00:59:16.360 But look, I cut my hair off and I just have no hair at all left.

00:59:21.380 I think this is the best you've ever worked.

00:59:23.180 I know you hear that all the time, but.

00:59:24.760 My hair?

00:59:26.420 Just everything.

00:59:27.660 Your jowls, everything's great.

00:59:29.380 You should, you should, stop being so hard on yourself.

00:59:32.720 Look at my neck.

00:59:35.180 Your neck is fine.

00:59:36.100 You're 71 years old.

00:59:37.140 What are you going to do?

00:59:37.640 You're going to be one of those ladies that looks like this?

00:59:39.360 Like, we don't want to do that.

00:59:40.260 I want to.

00:59:41.000 I don't know if they do anything with your neck, though.

00:59:43.600 How could they do anything?

00:59:45.100 They go like that, I guess, right?

00:59:47.640 Yeah.

00:59:47.960 Well, they, I think, Bubby, you had Bubby do it.

00:59:50.260 I think they cut you and stitch and pull.

00:59:51.680 They can pull and stitch anyway.

00:59:52.960 She didn't do it?

00:59:54.220 Yeah, she did.

00:59:54.780 And she got her turkey neck taken out.

00:59:56.040 She told me.

00:59:56.880 Am I not supposed to say something?

00:59:57.780 What?

00:59:58.980 She did?

01:00:00.600 No, she didn't.

01:00:02.620 She was like a rooster.

01:00:03.900 Remember?

01:00:04.120 She'd be like, it would swing.

01:00:05.800 You don't remember that?

01:00:07.140 No, she chickened out.

01:00:08.240 Oh, she does not?

01:00:09.660 Oh.

01:00:10.400 Well, she looks great.

01:00:12.960 All right, one more.

01:00:13.940 I wish I could have a ponytail facelift.

01:00:16.880 They say go to South Korea.

01:00:19.240 That's where they get the best facelift.

01:00:21.440 But you have to marry Moon for one of those Moon guys.

01:00:25.180 One of the Moon family members?

01:00:26.500 I don't think that would be bad.

01:00:27.700 That seems like a win-win to me.

01:00:28.520 I would marry a Korean, a South Korean, if he is wealthy.

01:00:33.980 Dude, let's get you a wealthy South Korean.

01:00:36.700 I think that sounds perfect.

01:00:37.940 I think because I look like I'm, I look kind of Asian.

01:00:41.360 I mean, I am kind of Asian, being a Cossack and everything from the Ukraine there.

01:00:47.020 Yeah, and then Mongolian blood.

01:00:50.060 Cossack, zoid, whatever, huh?

01:00:53.060 I said, and you have Mongolian blood, like basically everyone does.

01:00:56.860 You have more than usual with your high cheekbone.

01:00:58.800 A lot of people notice your Asian features.

01:01:00.940 All right, we got one more ad.

01:01:02.980 I need me a rich to myself.

01:01:05.640 What is it?

01:01:06.460 Korean.

01:01:07.880 To pay for my ponytail facelift.

01:01:10.240 It costs $150,000.

01:01:12.400 Well, you are single and, you know, you support a lot of people.

01:01:17.480 I don't think they like the dudes over there, though, in South Korea.

01:01:21.200 I'm not sure if they like the dudes.

01:01:22.480 Well, I'm just, I just want to say, like, you're really generous and support a lot of people.

01:01:26.460 A lot of people that don't even, you know, work or whatever.

01:01:28.720 And I'd like you to find a rich guy.

01:01:30.920 What about my kids?

01:01:31.880 I didn't say.

01:01:34.040 I just said, I would like you to marry a rich guy.

01:01:37.240 So I'm also going to put this out on the podcast.

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01:03:16.820 Right?

01:03:18.760 Not the assets.

01:03:19.640 Just liquid cash.

01:03:20.280 That means they have more assets.

01:03:21.320 I said at least.

01:03:24.540 We've got to set the standards low.

01:03:26.440 But you would like a rich husband.

01:03:28.320 And don't worry.

01:03:29.120 You don't have to have sex with her,

01:03:31.240 and you can have sex with whoever you want.

01:03:32.780 She's not weird about any of that stuff.

01:03:34.660 Just want you to pay for her.

01:03:35.960 I just want to.

01:03:40.220 I don't know about any of that.

01:03:43.800 However, I'll tell you.

01:03:45.800 I just want to get great parties.

01:03:48.140 I just want to have great parties and have the husband pay for them

01:03:57.160 and, you know, that kind of thing.

01:03:59.900 And, you know, I want to show up for my great parties

01:04:02.740 wearing my fantastic accoutrement.

01:04:06.540 Maybe you should marry a North Korean then,

01:04:10.400 because they actually have the best outfits,

01:04:13.000 and they have the biggest parties.

01:04:14.740 Have you ever watched them there?

01:04:16.160 They just clap nonstop.

01:04:17.420 They're so happy.

01:04:18.100 They're the best time.

01:04:19.360 You ever watch those videos?

01:04:20.880 I wonder if Yun K. June, what's his name?

01:04:24.880 He's married.

01:04:26.960 Yeah.

01:04:27.620 That would be.

01:04:28.100 I wouldn't like people standing around flat for me like that.

01:04:32.620 No, every time I watch him, I'm like,

01:04:34.100 I think my mom would have been, if she wasn't a comic,

01:04:36.640 would have been like a North Korean dictator.

01:04:38.980 It was one of those.

01:04:40.900 Everyone in the background.

01:04:42.300 Remember when Dennis Rodman was hanging out with his dad out there?

01:04:44.800 Like, they like celebrities.

01:04:45.960 You won't be able to get there.

01:04:47.520 They like Trump.

01:04:49.180 You might have a shot.

01:04:50.840 Wouldn't you just love to shoot someone with an anti-aircraft gun

01:04:53.940 like he would do to the people that were dissenting?

01:04:57.080 Oh, yeah.

01:04:57.720 I like him.

01:04:58.840 He kind of reminds me of an Asian Alex Jones.

01:05:03.680 He does.

01:05:04.600 I think he's handsome.

01:05:06.460 He is kind of handsome.

01:05:08.580 Well, hey, Kim Jong, or Kim June, Moon, June, whatever.

01:05:12.260 Or one of those ones in, where are they at?

01:05:16.860 Dubai, them rich Arabs over there.

01:05:20.640 I want to get, those are, you know, we're cousins with them.

01:05:24.720 Although I never wanted to marry my own cousins.

01:05:27.280 That's why I left Utah.

01:05:29.260 No, I know.

01:05:30.100 But I don't know if they like Jewish people.

01:05:31.660 I'm not going to have any babies with them.

01:05:34.040 I could marry an Arab.

01:05:36.020 Do you think they'd marry you?

01:05:39.260 Like a Jewish, a Western woman?

01:05:41.320 If they knew what was good for them, they would.

01:05:46.640 Haven't they suffered enough?

01:05:48.460 All right.

01:05:48.780 Last ad, and then we'll wrap up.

01:05:51.520 You know, we sell gold, and I've been putting these ads in with the RV likes gold.

01:05:56.560 But I just want to tell people real quick, you know, they sell IRA kits.

01:06:01.280 And yes, when you go there, you sign up for an IRA kit.

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01:06:07.120 I highly suggest it.

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01:06:19.980 That's just their business.

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01:06:23.500 So I highly recommend you go there and protect as much of your wealth as you can in gold and silver.

01:06:28.300 A lot of people push gold and silver, especially in the conservative or constitutional, whatever we are now, sphere, because we tend to not trust the government.

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01:06:54.500 And, yeah, I think we can wrap up now.

01:06:58.480 I just want to say this year is going to be crazy.

01:07:03.620 And I think the election and the shenanigans around that are only going to be a small part of it.

01:07:10.660 I think everything is going to blow up.

01:07:14.280 And, you know, I think they were talking today.

01:07:16.140 I can't remember who it was that was talking about China is going to start attacking our grid.

01:07:19.520 I think it was one of the cabinet members of Biden, if I'm not mistaken.

01:07:23.740 They're basically setting the tone that power is going to get shut down and travel and water and all that stuff.

01:07:29.460 So it's going to be a really, really crazy year.

01:07:31.740 So I think everybody needs to be smart.

01:07:33.300 And I'm not selling, but I am, you know, gold, the wellness kits, satellite phones, all that stuff we push.

01:07:40.120 This is probably the year that you want to get at least one of those.

01:07:44.400 Because if the cell phones go down and you can't contact your family, that's not something I wish on anyone.

01:07:53.000 So I brought your baby stick, too, Ma.

01:07:56.420 You have it.

01:07:57.120 I'll show you.

01:07:57.640 You can text.

01:07:58.320 Even if the grid goes down, you can text using satellites.

01:08:01.600 I'm just like, no, that's cool.

01:08:03.760 I'm just thinking about how to get information to people.

01:08:10.720 You know, we've got to come up with some kind of plan to get information out to people.

01:08:15.420 I'm always thinking about that.

01:08:17.240 Like, if there is no internet or ways for mass communication, we have to take it really, really small.

01:08:25.800 And I started writing that for, like, the neighborhood.

01:08:29.140 Each neighborhood is going to have to really, you're going to have to be able to communicate with your neighbors and the people around you, which is really going to be difficult for Americans because they've taken the whole neighborhood and put so many transients in every one of them.

01:08:47.240 They've kind of destroyed that community thing.

01:08:51.440 So I don't know, but you're going to have to find a way to talk to your neighbors.

01:08:54.440 You are, because you're going to have to be able to depend on your neighbors in case there's an onslaught.

01:09:03.660 You certainly can't depend, I think, on the police.

01:09:08.640 That's a really good point.

01:09:09.740 So you're telling people to actually go out and introduce yourself to your neighbor, come up with a little bit of a plan, emergency plan.

01:09:14.400 I think that's really good advice.

01:09:16.500 I hate my neighbors.

01:09:17.260 Just like the battered women where they tell you, you know, make a plan.

01:09:22.480 You know, they say, well, you will leave when the time's right, but first get a plan.

01:09:27.600 So first talk to your neighbors and figure out where to go, who knows who.

01:09:34.060 You know, I'm going to put it together and do a whole podcast on it.

01:09:40.620 I really want people to know that.

01:09:42.980 They got to know it.

01:09:44.180 You got to know.

01:09:46.620 In Hawaii, it's cool because I live in an orchard co-op, and that's where I'm getting it from.

01:09:53.280 Like how you would go to your neighbors if something bad happens at your place.

01:09:58.100 So I want to write that down for people.

01:10:00.200 So I think the time's right.

01:10:01.940 I don't want to be super ominous, but I think that's really good advice.

01:10:06.980 That's why, I mean, I like the places I like, as I know, I have family, there are friends, and I know where the guns are and the food storage is.

01:10:16.580 It's something that you should not go in this year not thinking about.

01:10:19.940 We're not trying to scare everybody, but it's this year, they're not going to let Trump win the presidency without a fight.

01:10:27.340 And they will, like my mom said, they will destroy everything to keep that from happening.

01:10:32.600 They cannot let Americans with.

01:10:34.660 Well, I think they'll cancel the vote because I think they'll cause so much trouble that they'll whatever they're going to do is so they can disrupt the election and say, oh, we can't have an elect.

01:10:48.180 We can't we can't figure out how to cheat because every time we do something, they counter us.

01:10:53.480 Because, you know, when Trump won Iowa and they were counting paper ballots on TV and nobody said anything, that was a joyous moment for us radical constitutionalists, because that means they can't cheat through the machines.

01:11:10.860 Well, when a vote is noted, whatever the vote is, when it's counted fairly, that is a win for constitutionalists.

01:11:16.360 Absolutely.

01:11:17.020 We don't I would be fine if Democrats won fair and square.

01:11:19.800 I'd be fine with it.

01:11:20.560 We don't want cheating.

01:11:22.440 And I don't think that's asking too much.

01:11:24.240 So, well, you were awesome today, as per usual.

01:11:28.320 Next week, Alina Hava is going to be our guest.

01:11:32.360 It will be another.

01:11:33.400 Oh, my gosh.

01:11:35.060 She's she's she's she's she's from over there in Eastern Europe, not far from where we're from.

01:11:41.820 And she's a fighter.

01:11:43.480 I love her.

01:11:44.740 Boy, she she's a woman.

01:11:48.180 I just.

01:11:48.600 I do, too.

01:11:51.860 So look for that.

01:11:52.900 We'll we'll be getting a little bit more organized.

01:11:55.140 Thank you guys again for putting up with the split screen.

01:11:57.280 We know it's not ideal.

01:11:58.080 No one wants to look at my ugly ass face for an hour and 10 minutes.

01:12:01.920 But that's just where we're at.

01:12:03.900 So thank you, mom.

01:12:05.280 Any last words?

01:12:07.700 Well, I was going to say, I think that they are going to like try to pull a fast one on everybody because that's what they do best.

01:12:14.280 Have a laughing at you as you're humiliated.

01:12:17.540 And I was very excited to see that the big groups of African-Americans there in Chicago, which, boy, have I worked a long time to make that one happen or to be part of that awakening.

01:12:30.560 That's just great going red.

01:12:33.020 I'd love to see Hawaii go red, too.

01:12:35.040 It's inevitable.

01:12:36.240 It's inevitable when the corruption comes out and it's all on that Epstein list.

01:12:42.360 All the corruption, all the proof of it is on that list.

01:12:45.700 Yeah.

01:12:46.260 And by those people, too.

01:12:50.900 Yeah.

01:12:51.220 I was going to say, imagine being a Hawaiian citizen right now after the fires in Lahaina and being like, oh, yeah, I trust Democratic leadership.

01:12:57.860 Yeah, they're doing a great job.

01:12:59.260 This government protects me.

01:13:00.580 I got my 700 bucks.

01:13:02.180 If you're still a Democrat after that, then, you know, whatever.

01:13:05.080 I don't want to be mean.

01:13:05.780 A lot of people here are working to make sure that those people are not disaffected from the end.

01:13:16.420 And a lot of people here are into that and doing good things.

01:13:19.340 So I expect to turn around and those people to be treated fairly and well by this government, by the good people who are left in this government.

01:13:31.540 There are a few.

01:13:33.040 But you've got to push them, you know.

01:13:34.700 And that's what we'll all be doing in 2024.

01:13:37.080 We'll be kicking in the door and pushing them because that's what it's going to take.

01:13:41.500 We've got to do it because it's possible to do it when you employ the laws of our Constitution.

01:13:49.780 The laws are what get the stuff done, not the breaking the laws, not the law fair to break, you know, and corrupt your opponent.

01:14:01.000 That stuff never stands up in the court of law, in the decent court of constitutional law.

01:14:06.620 But, you know, they'll all, there will be justice in the courts.

01:14:11.780 They might be military courts, I think.

01:14:14.400 But there will be justice in them for the people of By and For.

01:14:18.160 Oh, you see, my patience is growing thin

01:14:25.120 With this synthetic world

01:14:33.200 The Greeks invented democracy.

01:14:38.380 So if you like democracy, you're Greek.

01:14:40.760 If you've ever voted for a candidate, voted someone off an island, left work early to go to the polls,

01:14:46.840 or lied about going to the polls so you could leave work early, that's good enough.

01:14:50.920 You're Greek.

01:14:51.960 So eat like it.

01:14:53.060 That means ordering delicious and fresh chicken souvlaki with tzatziki from Jimmy the Greek.

01:14:58.300 You deserve it, you pillar of democracy, you.

01:15:01.620 You're Greek.

01:15:02.460 Eat like it with Jimmy the Greek.

01:15:04.720 Hashtag Gimme Jimmy.

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01:15:11.020 The free space is free out of respect for them.

01:15:14.100 And their dabs are too fast for the naked eye.

01:15:17.060 They're not just grandmas.

01:15:18.660 They're grandmasters.

01:15:20.860 Betty, Dolly, Martha, queens of Delta Bingo, haulers of the hall.

01:15:27.040 And they're here to teach the next generation of players.

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The Roseanne Barr Podcast - February 01, 2024

Roseanne Live from Hawaii!!!! ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #033

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