Single, Sassy & Ready to Mingle ｜ The Roseanne Barr Podcast #130
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 28 minutes
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163.12645
Summary
On this week's episode of RHONJ, the Roseanne Bar Podcast, we have a special guest on the show, Shannon, who happens to be one of the co-hosts on the hit Bravo show, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. We talk about Shannon's relationship with her sister-in-law, how she's ready to date again, and why she thinks her mom is ready to start dating again.
Transcript
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And all other life forms and disembodied spirits
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uh i guess you would call them the collective of human shadows because you know humans are one way
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in public and another way in private often so uh those alter egos or alter selves of those people
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i know they're all tuning in here because they don't think they're supposed to and i love that
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intrigue um as well as animals who just love me because they know when they hear me talk they went
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they go the tones the dulcet tones coming from that throat prove that some sort of intelligence
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has pierced this damned sphere welcome to the roseanne bar podcast
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well here we are um i'll have to admit i've been imbibing in alcohol more than usual
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And this is her fourth time on the show, right, Jake?
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I thought it was your third, but Shannon said it was your fourth.
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And Jake said you are the most, what did you say, Jake?
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I love you together, and I'm one of the producers of this show.
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Yeah, they do like girlfriends who've been girlfriends for a long time.
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we were in a throuple with my husband, the three of us.
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He's your husband, but because he's so kind to me, I say, well, he's...
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If you had a third woman sexually taking care of your husband,
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Because I knew so many polygamists when I grew up in Utah.
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And on the sister wives, I saw what that was all about.
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She's got a whole new zhoosh going on after our show.
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Y'all all take it back to mom needs to get some D.
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You told me I feel ready to start going out again.
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I think you'd like to hang out with a gentleman.
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and intelligent and he would uh you know not grovel
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but adore you adore yeah and pay for your bill for my shit yeah yeah because i always paid for
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guy shit so celebrity that's not the right way to go ladies that is not that is pimps up hose down
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I can read my text messages from her on the air.
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She has lived the life and see what can happen.
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I mean, her dad was in the KGB, for Christ's sake.
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Well, that's kind of why I wanted him to be my love interest in the show
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because, you know, Randy Quaid playing a sheriff
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who's actually also a deputy and a Texas Ranger
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mi6 or octagon he's in some clandestine service and you like those six foot five type guys
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you're five three no i'm five one and a half she shrunk i shrunk can you fucking believe that
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she really did we were always they said it no i'm shorter now because they said that stomach
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operation i had to lose five pounds her bone density is shrinking but she's shrinking i don't
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have any bone density what the hell yeah she doesn't get any vitamins can't we get her some
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stem cell bone density shit we're working on it we have a good doctor but it turns out um getting
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your stomach stapled and just drinking wine for 30 years is not smoking and smoking not good for
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your body and no exercise who knew and laying in bed looking at like this this is my laptop like
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this no she's on the side 14 hours here's the thing is i told her i go can you when
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you go to bed can you not listen to all that stuff it's so disturbing to your sleep try it
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i just read a whole thing about binaural beats john thought i meant b-e-e-t-s he goes i'm done
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with beats i go no it's b-e-a-t-s binaural beats and they're like these sounds that are tranquil
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Is there binaural beats that have like doom scrolling?
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But that is the frequency of God that they're trying to keep from us.
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I won't play the whole thing just for a second.
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But see, bells, they arrange your energy and your cells.
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Of course, I like to give the audience an idea.
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Yeah, I hate when they play that shit in the spas.
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She wants to hear, is Israel going to be exploded tomorrow?
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She needs to go to sleep without the laptop on because her doctor told her the same thing.
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And he, you know, your blood pressure is like through the roof and then it's low and then
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He's not a, he's so annoying, but he's a good doctor.
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north in in in salt lake city as a mormon knowing provo as a mormon that was a convert from um
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was it buddhism or whatever they got yeah yeah that was right you're right
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yeah and then when he was in utah found out did a dna test found out he's got a lot of jewish dna
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i go see i know everyone you could have asked me you could have asked me i could have told you
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you're a doctor obsessed you're a doctor you're obsessed with clinical details that you keep
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in files and you're always talking about how you have no dating life you're a jew
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i remember we were in to get your blood drawn and we're like in the lobby because he had to do it
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all under the radar and he like she goes and my veins are they're not good and he's like i'll get
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it and he put it in and blood squirted everywhere all over him it splattered across my face like in
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the show no way i never heard this yeah and i was like and i was like see i don't
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i went to a racist place right in my mind about the south koreans
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what's the racist thing about south koreans well i couldn't remember if they were the sneaky ones
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that got us at pearl harbor but then i realized that was japan that was japan which we're friends
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so they know i sent you apart that's doubly racist no i can't tell them apart for real
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um i know a lot of asian people and after you know a lot of them you can start to see the diff
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first year like when you're like think everybody's homogenous especially when you're from utah
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where everybody is homogenous looking because they're all cousins and uh of course so was my
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family jews all cousins cousins married with incest is best i mean it's just how it is i think
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that's why people are screwed up because too much cousins marrying cousins for centuries
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As soon as one of the serfs gets 10 extra dollars,
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Yeah, I guess it might even get away from the family reunion.
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He's like, I need to prop up this gene pool for humanity's sake.
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yeah every guy needs some strange they can't you know f the same person all the time they all need
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strange yeah and and i saw a study of cows and the cow that was f and the other cow then they
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got sick of the same smell and the same look so they had to go to another cow
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yeah is that a female a bull a cow's a female and a bull yeah the bull but we knew what you
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were saying i wasn't gonna correct you yeah yeah well the male animal is designed to scatter his
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seeds with about 150 wives right that he owns yeah that's how it was that's why everyone's
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you know in kansas city every beautiful girl i meet she's in her 40s my husband's cheating
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on me you know i have three kids every time they're all all these got she find she found um
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on the tinder no oh that's no she saw on the credit card he was calling all these when he
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was traveling what an amateur and he was like calling all these you know hookers you know on
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a phone that he knew his wife could see the i guess i don't know that guy's a real genius i
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I mean, you've got to give him credit for being a real genius.
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Sounds like he wanted to get caught, is what it sounds like.
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They want God to catch him, spank him, fix him, and let him back at it.
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I just had an idea, and I'm not trying to be funny.
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For dating, since you're getting there, warming up to it.
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who's accomplished and has something to talk about
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why don't you write letters in prison to serial killers
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uh mastercations or whatever you'd call it i thought you'd enjoy this idea no his manipulative
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shit i mean i do it as a case study that's what i'm saying you would try and out manipulate him
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no i try to catch him because i know how to catch there you go there's a fun hobby right there no i
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don't want any of that no she i don't want their serial killer on a nice yeah not a serial killer
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all right well okay not like you think the only guys that like me could the only guys that could
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I think I know you better than you know yourself.
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And you're going to start writing the serial killers.
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But if I fell in love with them and under the devil's sway,
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I mean, I wouldn't go up there to the pit where the devil is
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Why don't you do a pen pal thing is what I'm saying.
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with a very strong spirit that sounds like you oh my god she's hideous don't say that no i mean
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you've got a real shot here ma that's his wife oh boy i would never interfere in a marriage
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i think he'd want you to she's disgusting oh i would never interfere and i don't want to be
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married to bb because i find bb to be um he is um angry wishy-washy oh he really is
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well you would know and i think i should replace bb as prime minister of israel
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and president of these united states remember in 2012 i ran for president it was a twofer
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president of these united states of america and prime minister of israel a twofer i think you'd
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be a great prime minister of israel for you're damn right i would because i know the history
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of jerusalem the levant mecca and medina and all of it all the way to abraham come at me
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bees bees i didn't want to swear can i want to yeah let's get our hair now oh yeah talk about
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my okay okay so i told you shannon i can't stand my hair it's all extensions and they're all shown
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and they're all haywire and uh they're tearing my they're just driving me crazy and i'm sick
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of being blonde when i saw myself in this show i'm like bitch you are over being blonde look at
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you what did you call it patriot or no what uh what did you call being blonde uh like the queen
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oh well anyway you said i don't want it anymore so she pulled all her hair extensions out yeah
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and cut her own hair oh you got an ant like a flint did that i saw ash okay anyway and so then
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the next so she had long blonde hair to her shoulders and then the next time i saw her
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she looked like this she cut her own hair and it's cute and i'm loving it i'm loving it everyone
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was so concerned in the family that i told them i cut off everything blonde because i was like
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i am no longer blonde i am gray as a friggin toadstool well i'm gonna reclaim my right
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as a woman of gray hood the white is cute around the front
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and that's i think i look francaise yeah you do very francaise very trey chic well didn't we have
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a ball doing this show honey oh god um we had to get up every morning like at 5 a.m well let's
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catch people up you came out we did we did our show December you came out where mom's I said
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Shannon I can't do this show without you and I just got the money so you have to do it you have
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to do it and mind you I came out of retirement because I only worked like one or two days a week
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this was 60 hours a week that I hadn't worked in years like that and you haven't either we didn't
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worked that hard on the roseanne reboot i know no these were long days these were long days
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every weekend we're in a new airbnb packing our shit up packing the food up going somewhere else
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everyone else had the weekend off saturday we were packing and moving yeah unpacking sunday
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head off monday 5 a.m i'd wake her up honey honey wake up and she'd go
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every morning it would be something different she'd go a monster like she would just do
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something wacky every single morning or you know or not like she'd just be jostled and scared
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yeah well she wasn't i mean she was going to bed late and then i never got any rest that's why
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these dark patches under my eyes they have grown deep and wide i never got any sleep
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no they are i saw myself and i got these dark like old lady not that some concealer can't cover
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really it cosmetic concealer with serum i want to get that chris uh fairchild what's their name
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She's still, she's not a Jenner anymore, is she?
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she's adorable with that face yeah she just and her haircut is she can have the french
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let me look short french cut because women always say women they get work look good and they never
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do no she looks good honey i heard she went to south korea because that's where you've got to
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go to get the ponytail facelift right and it was 150k that's not bad um i mean she doesn't look
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like a cat lady but it's definitely i think she looks good terrifying i want one of those pink
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ponytail facelifts i want you to do it but this doctor says i have to go get my heart checked out
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because it's damaged so now i'm so pissed because i'm like i need a new doctor no he's always
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sending me to other doctors to check me out and i'm like why do i have to go find something wrong
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when nothing's wrong and then get in shape just so i can have surgery and die on the surgery table
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well i mean it doesn't make any sense i would rather not get ready for any sort of surgery
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ever again in my life and just you know get a heart attack or a stroke and then just be
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put into the uh home what do they call that place hospice yeah that is the life living in the
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hospice no that's where your god that is where life is worth living i've seen it my sister and
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brother i'm my mom gay were uh hospice care workers for the gay community and uh you know
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what those hospitals great is it is hospice great i've never heard this before
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it was the greatest thing ever and that's where i want to go don't be so to hospice
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no you don't oh it does sound pretty awesome i'm not gonna know i mean you are on a morphine
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that's what she's talking about hello that's so you that's all i want and they just make you
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comfortable they change your diaper they know you're dying and they give you morphine i remember
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my grandfather screaming from pancreatic cancer i need a shot and them saying no you gotta wait
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another hour and i would just cry and i would say when i'm a huge sitcom star
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agony because it goes against our scheduling insurance. I am so glad that Trump has
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ruined the insurance companies and we can be free of insurance men. Oh my God, that's what it was
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all about was insurance men and the insurance industrial complex where you say, I'm going to
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put everything on the fact that i'm never gonna die how do we get on that from your hair i don't
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know the roseanne bar podcast there's no okay so anyway my hair yeah oh no and so like that show
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was really fun like when i when we were in it i was like oh my god when five i would have to get
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up at four if you had to get up at five and i would just be like oh my god i can't even handle
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this but then i look back on it and now i'm looking at the shows you're you know you're
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showing me the clips and stuff and it's so great and it was so fun but like those hours and like
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some days it was windy and and freezing freezing she'd be out there i got the cedar flu the texas
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flu the allergies lost my voice lost her voice sick as a dog but still fucking hung in there
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bitch yeah you were had to you were amazing and the show's i mean the show is hilarious
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the acting dre de mateo randy quaid um um indy bug mario gooding and indy bug
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what isn't his name mario omar omar i'm sorry i'm sorry omar gooding
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just bleep that out omar gooding cuba gooding jr's brother that's so great
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and indie great comic actor yeah facial expressions everything so funny um just a great
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indie bug how great was doug jones doug jones oh my god crazy evie got us doug jones
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He was like the thin man with the eyes and the hands.
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But he's on that fucking vampire show now that's so funny.
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I loved how he moved his head in that one scene.
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yeah best crew can we say tony was in it mm-hmm tony hinchcliffe no oh we can't
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he's we can't he's standing i mean it's just a small part he's not in it yeah episode yeah
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um he's great um and the crew like covey our wardrobe guy and olivia and peter pk
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yeah no what's his last name kowalski the people kowalski alan cober alan steven um
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matt matt our props guy he was great a lot of great yeah great stuff will rimmer the ad
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i wonder if his baby's born yet i don't know i just feel bad because i called him
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mike rimmer the last time we talked about him i felt so guilty no and that's okay does he know
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we only hired him because his name was remember yeah i told him that in the job interview okay
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good i interviewed him because we thought we'd get some good jokes off that little did we know
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he was multi-talented sometimes you get lucky you hire how about when he went off on me for uh
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he yelled at her big time a couple times yeah he was not playing he had to uh he yelled at
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sondra too he wasn't his job is he's also he's safety well yeah and you mom got in a golf cart
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and we had a stunt driver and like you're gonna drive four feet and she's like we took off like
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well i wanted to show him i'm better than any he almost killed the crew they freaked out he
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screamed at mom i've i've i said i didn't hit anyone you'll notice he said yeah because we
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jumped out of the way that's what he said well i knew they would jump out of the way
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I know, but they thought you were going to stop.
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and Liz was like, we kept thinking she was going to stop.
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You know, that's what my Uncle Larry used to say.
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uh one time i thought i only had to fart but i shit my pants wise words because that's what
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thought gets you my favorite part of that go-kart experience was cover came up to me he's like you
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gotta go tell your mom she can't do that she can't get on it and me and alan steven were there
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and we're like okay yeah i'll go tell mom not to do something you fucking amateur like you don't
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know what you're doing covert you're new here if i go tell her no she's gonna get right back on and
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then she's gonna drive over people and he's like no she needs to understand there's insurance stuff
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and me and alan just giggled we were shoulder to shoulder me and alan's dude laughed for like 15
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minutes we're like go tell her covert go tell her not to do it i'm sure she'll listen i said the
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best thing you can do is just joke yeah let her know she got a laugh and she'll calm down and it
00:37:37.200
worked she's like your daughter noemi yeah they have oppositional disorder if you say no she's
00:37:45.600
gonna do it i know but i should have some control over that be yourself impulse since i'm 73 you're
00:37:52.940
great i should be older than two i'm still stuck at two and i'm wearing diapers that proves it
00:38:00.200
full circle they need to stop being so fucking like uptight remember the can i talk about the
00:38:05.200
wedding this weekend i was just gonna say that psychic i didn't mom is such a nobody i know but
00:38:13.200
i slowed down to like four mph i agree i'm with you okay if you can't figure out somebody's still
00:38:20.960
coming at four mph and you got to jump out to complete the joke then you're a fucking
00:38:27.240
a retard and a narcissist self-obsessed with magical thinking this is why i love my mom so
00:38:35.160
we had a wedding this weekend and mom was nice enough to attend it was my sister-in-law's
00:38:39.820
it was a lovely it was a lovely so at the end of the night we're packing up and i told i thought
00:38:44.420
there'd be a fistfight or two but there was none i told the crew and they're packing up i was like
00:38:48.600
was it good and they're like yeah and i was like what do you mean they're like well i said were we
00:38:53.080
not good and she's like no you guys were pretty good pretty ready one person at your wedding got
00:38:57.200
physical and i was like who the fuck would do that she's like some old lady touched me in the
00:39:03.520
arm and she's like shut up gentile i'll do what i want i was like oh god i was there when that
00:39:09.600
happened she was in the next room i never touched her no she never touched her she said she grabbed
00:39:16.120
her on the upper arm no no no are you kidding i swear to god total lie and i waited till she left
00:39:22.520
the room but did you call her a gentile though because she she did say that you called her
00:39:26.340
which there's no way she called her what a gentile no gentile's gonna tell me what to do
00:39:31.100
yeah she told me ma'am you must remove yourself from the bridal chamber because the bride is
00:39:37.680
coming in here to get dressed and finally prepped and spackled and i said well i'm i happen to be in
00:39:46.040
the bride bride's family and i've been in here with her and was assured i could be in this
00:40:20.420
the bride i go no the bride loves me and she knows i have to have a dressing room
00:40:27.040
because as i when i phoned the bride the morning of her wedding
00:40:32.060
jake you were there i phoned the bride and i said congratulations on the happiest day of your life
00:40:39.800
that's beautiful and she said thank you and i said one problem
00:40:44.860
she goes what and i said it's never a kind thing when
00:41:03.700
but i'm afraid it's gonna i'm afraid it is going to happen
00:41:11.520
and she said oh granny you always you always outshine everybody so we're used to it and i
00:41:19.540
said well my question is do you need me to come down the aisle before you i never heard any of
00:41:28.500
i didn't know that or after are you making this up we just laughed annie's the best but uh so i
00:41:35.620
was in that mood you know where i act like the snooty lady from beverly hills that character
00:41:40.780
yeah i saw that and i do it for my fans and friends that are in the i go i've never why i've
00:41:49.280
never how dare you how dare you assume and uh oh and then we got so she was walking i said no i'm
00:41:58.260
going to stay here and i'm part of the bridal family and so you know be on with your way
00:42:07.460
and so she goes you're going to have to leave as she's walking out the door
00:42:13.580
you're going to have to leave ma'am and so i improperly she went after i said i but i thought
00:42:26.660
you know she'd only hear it outside the door and uh since it was a jewish wedding half half jewish
00:42:36.240
wedding i remarked i remarked i don't listen to gentiles this is why we've been kicked out
00:42:47.880
and i said she's jewish and then i found out she's jewish yeah she was very upset when she
00:42:54.680
talked to us well she was too jewish for me oh i'm too jewish for jewish america but that broad
00:43:01.000
was too jewish for me arrogant i mean are you serious you can't make an exception for someone
00:43:10.860
of my uh well she had no idea because even when she told me she said one of the guests
00:43:15.800
an older lady an old lady she said oh broad grabbed me and said i never grabbed her shannon
00:43:23.040
you were there i was there the entire time i was at the makeup table never touched that chick
00:43:28.580
and let me say we got caught smoking pot yeah i didn't even get that yet that's why she came
00:43:34.420
in oh yeah she tried to turn us into the police the police were there then i had to go smooth
00:43:40.320
things over and talk pot is illegal i was well we were outside watching no we were outside and
00:43:48.020
then the door blew open and it wafted in and then no the whole place smelled like weed i went in
00:43:53.220
there to check you guys and it's like it smells like weed in here and and josh's mom was like
00:43:56.660
that's what i'm saying so apparently there was a whole conference you two have no idea how bad
00:44:01.900
the smell is so then i go to airbnbs with you guys and it smells like smoke and i'm like it
00:44:05.940
smells like smoke in here and you're both like no it doesn't we did it for breeze i'm like it
00:44:09.720
smells like smoke i'm not lying it's i smell it and then you get a then you get a cleaning fee
00:44:13.720
from airbnb and you're both like they're crazy get any any recent ones well the weed at the
00:44:19.320
wedding on saturday everyone smelled it in the bridal shower not outside i know so i said to
00:44:24.540
you didn't smoke inside it i told her i go i'm sorry we were on the porch and the door blew
00:44:30.700
open and it wafted inside she goes it's okay that's nice and i i profusely apologize and
00:44:37.180
try you were great you've been mom's handler for a long time and you know i go up and clean her
00:44:42.080
her messes but i love that when she's like once like presented gracious you're off the mic
00:45:07.560
But the only one time that Sandra went in front of the bull
00:45:11.960
and they go, don't, you shouldn't go in front of the bull.
00:45:18.240
and you yelled at her and then she got all pissed off and but you were joking
00:45:23.700
yeah and see they don't know i said sandra have you no idea of your
00:45:28.140
surroundings yeah with a live bull right in front of your face and then that was
00:45:34.500
and then sandra was steaming then i told her sandra steaming then she went over
00:45:40.980
and said sandra i was just joking i'm sorry you're so much better you know
00:45:50.400
And she's like, I don't need to be talked to like that.
00:46:00.960
And she's like, no, I know when someone's joking.
00:46:03.700
Because she jokes with this, the whole crew like this all day long.
00:46:09.380
And then two weeks later, when she finally saw it, I go, do you believe me now?
00:46:13.840
she'll react well i have to play the part of the diva or they won't respect me so i have to go
00:46:21.040
how dare you address me in such a way well they all laugh because you know they know
00:46:26.380
i'm making a joke of it but it's kind of true it is kind of true you don't come up here and
00:46:32.080
call me a fat bitch while i'm doing no you've earned it i'm with you did so great i just want
00:46:37.880
to say like we would be running lines she'd be learning her lines oh my god writing her lines
00:46:45.660
on her hand had a piece of paper she had to have like a sex scene kissing oh my god it was so
00:46:53.980
traumatic because i haven't uh done that type of company of a man i haven't been in male company
00:47:02.480
for a decade or more no i don't know how long she said male well johnny she said male
00:47:10.320
but i haven't um it's been about 10 years or more since i've had i mean you had to make out
00:47:23.100
with randy sexual contact well they were like kissing and grabbing i know but she rode on top
00:47:29.800
of him yeah yeah it was something else i had oh my god i cannot even believe that i did all that
00:47:37.600
she got that i was like well you know you gotta sell it yeah high and drunk thanks to shannon
00:47:45.860
tell about how many tell about my special water oh yeah i had the arrow
00:48:04.740
we're going to have a water and you go in the room
00:48:07.100
and you come out and you both smell like vodka.
00:48:17.940
I think it's weird that people get weird about it.
00:48:21.300
they have to it's all about if insurance finds out that they're now culpable so well i'm so happy
00:48:27.960
that trump has eradicated the insurance i hope so bacterium the mind of lloyds of london and the whole
00:48:37.020
uh empire i mean trump is way too smart honey what's he doing i'm looking it up i don't know
00:48:47.100
what you're talking about well he's taking i'm remaking the world no i know the iran stuff but
00:48:53.320
what's the insurance thing yeah i don't know the lloyds of london said they were going to cut off
00:48:58.260
insurance of the straight of hormuz oh and not allow any uh maritime travel upon such because
00:49:06.960
of the bombing of iran because iran's in control of the straight of hormon and so brit britain
00:49:14.600
because iran is their money laundering system with the mullahs there um
00:49:21.840
they said we're on iran's side is pretty much what they said and so trump said we don't need
00:49:32.760
your insurance i'll insure it myself and i said yeah paint it gold with a big t on it yeah
00:50:15.720
some form of decent health care for the public taxes we pay,
00:50:24.100
they gave it to the frigging insurance company.
00:50:27.020
Like, you break your arm, first call is to the insurance company,
00:50:32.680
I mean, they've inserted themselves like parasites in every aspect of our health care system.
00:50:52.720
When we lived in L.A., me and John did not have health insurance.
00:50:58.440
Thank God we had it when he had the triple bypass.
00:51:01.340
ass but um no i didn't have health insurance for probably 15 years i paid out of pocket for a gyno
00:51:09.940
exam when i broke my arm look at this oh my god look at that elbow they wired it together some
00:51:17.380
janky thing in the la you know general or whatever like there's blood on the floor
00:51:24.480
you know and i just had a local in my arm and they you know they put me up but it's like i
00:51:32.520
couldn't afford the insurance you know yeah it's tough and now i'm on the medicare so that's isn't
00:51:39.520
medicare the greatest thing in the world thing ever i saw these signs up on the road it says
00:51:44.800
yeah uh save medicare yeah vote democrat i know which is the exact opposite of the truth
00:51:51.700
i was slack jawed and uh i got it says pay for by democrats they're the ones that want medicare
00:51:59.980
to give to the illegals yeah like they gave all the other money to the illegals and you know the
00:52:07.480
illegals are just their stormtroopers and their votes because no americans gonna vote for their
00:52:14.640
bullshit and totally you know they're fucking ukraine horse shit it's so funny on the news
00:52:21.720
because we just traveled from texas because we're you know we came for the wedding and we came to
00:52:28.580
look at houses here and we love it here we're all about texas it's the best it's the best place
00:52:34.740
isn't it great it's so great and the weather oh the weather is so great it's gonna get really
00:52:40.100
hot though i know but we like the heat yeah and um and like they oh you like the heat oh let's
00:52:48.420
talk about being a hot-blooded babe like you were when you was posing in your sex clothes for your
00:52:54.920
husband can we please tell that story it's the greatest one ever that you've ever done
00:53:00.480
okay um let me just finish the thing where they said on the news get to the airport three hours
00:53:07.540
ahead because tsa no one's there and you're gonna get you know it's all bullshit yeah everything
00:53:14.440
was fine here and in kansas city there is no problem the news is just like oh this guy is
00:53:21.440
fine okay so me and my husband have sexy saturday night then we have sunday fun day so sunday fun
00:53:31.740
is also sexual day yes okay poor guy has to do it well i thought maybe it was like you guys watch tv
00:53:40.020
or something sunday well they do all kinds of things if there's football on we have to either
00:53:44.600
do before the game that's great okay yeah that's football cuts into it but anyway so i had like a
00:53:55.600
dark wig on and a blazer i was like a sexy secretary with heels and pantyhose and the
00:54:02.780
whole schmear well usually because we have 13 stairs because i counted them after that
00:54:09.380
13 stairs unlucky 13 and so he's usually off uh-oh do you need that no it's fine he's usually
00:54:18.800
off to the side in the kitchen he doesn't see me till i walk down the stairs and i present my
00:54:23.700
outfit and he's like oh yay you know well this some odd way he was at the bottom of the stairs
00:54:31.700
looking up at me and i thought oh i can't like hang on to the railing like some old lady i've
00:54:38.880
got to walk like sexy down the stairs and i had like little heels on and like the top step i went
00:55:17.660
a bob and so when he's looking at me like i'm trying to act all sexy and thank god i had a
00:55:25.620
couple drinks in me because you know when i told her when the drunk driver hits the family of five
00:55:31.780
and they wipe out and the drunk driver survives because he's loose and he's all like so i because
00:55:39.640
i had a couple drinks and smoke in me i fell on the second step up 12 steps down on carpeted
00:55:49.720
like on carpeted or did you roll on carpet on carpet okay did you tumble and roll or just go
00:55:55.960
down your butt when it was happening i was thinking just roll with it relax just go with it
00:56:05.700
just go with it you know all the way down yoga are you going head over foot or anything just like
00:56:12.920
this my water bottle i was holding was squished and damaged because i kept holding that and john's
00:56:20.380
watching this whole time he was what so then i land and i'm laying there like in the wig and the
00:56:27.060
whole schmear did the wig stay on yeah wow of course i'm a hairdresser and i had it pinned on
00:56:35.800
so i'm laying there like and he's like oh my god are you okay and our dog was looking traumatized
00:56:44.740
because you know she always whenever i'm moving around she always runs away because she thinks
00:56:50.600
i'm going to trip on her well you do trip on everything i do i did trip yeah you fell a bunch
00:56:55.740
times i did on the show yeah you had to have workman's gone over the dolly truck she fell
00:57:00.580
so i'm laying there and he's like are you okay oh my god you know and i'm laying there like a
00:57:06.640
crime scene like you know and then i go i think so and then he goes wow what a boner kill
00:57:16.240
i was wondering if he was still gonna try and get laid no he did then i'm like i'm okay you know and
00:57:23.840
I stood up but my shoulder that was a week ago yesterday it still kind of hurts I couldn't I mean
00:57:30.320
the next day I was sore but that night I felt fine and it's true thank god you were drunk it's true
00:57:36.580
I mean he goes you know you were drinking and you've no my heel kind of caught in the carpet
00:57:43.900
and I didn't hang on the railing which I usually do you're trying to be sexy right I didn't want
00:57:49.380
And I'd be all like, oh, like, down the railing.
00:58:05.340
Because I was going to say, that would be really sad for John.
00:58:11.020
See, there's that kind of shit where I think I would date someone
00:58:16.420
Yeah, because you still have to have sex after falling down the stairs.
00:58:18.720
you couldn't do that no but i could see you i mean you still have to have sex i could see you
00:58:23.880
having a companion i think he'd have to be a gay guy because well they don't want any sex there's
00:58:31.480
older guys that can't get it up that would be perfect then you don't have to that's what you
00:58:38.220
do start searching for men with prostate cancer an impotent guy yeah he's probably a database we
00:58:44.660
could have your doctor but then they'd have psychological damage i feel no maybe they just
00:58:53.360
want to have fun and travel and have a companion no when my dad went on yeah like i said no no he
00:58:59.120
dad had to go on estrogen when he had the prostate cancer yeah and he couldn't get he said it was the
00:59:04.340
best thing ever he was finally free of testosterone and he voted really democrat yeah true story no
00:59:10.760
but that's why because dad used to be right wing he did but he's back on testosterone now i'm
00:59:16.140
wondering if maybe that's changed his politics but it is true so they gave him estrogen to
00:59:20.120
because it shrinks the tumor our brother you find a guy with prostate cancer who's in like
00:59:26.140
chemo treatment he might not be able to get a boner and might not even care about it because
00:59:30.760
he's basically right he's like a woman and he's not gay and they cry kind of like yeah they're
00:59:35.960
They're basically like a girly man, but they're not gay.
00:59:41.000
Yeah, but they still want to be nursed, and I can't do that.
00:59:45.660
Where the woman has to nurture the son of a bitch.
00:59:51.420
All right, so you got to get a guy with like a survivor complex.
00:59:56.660
There's guys that want to take care of like a...
01:00:02.200
Our friend who was at the wedding, who's a doctor.
01:00:05.960
and his wife got injured and i'm like oh he likes to take care of people yeah well that's nice that's
01:00:11.480
right so you can a caretaker caretaker yeah like ed gein yeah but then they'll always you know
01:00:19.160
they'll always turn on you i just don't trust any man because i think they always turn on you
01:00:25.160
don't say that it's true they all do huh feeder a feeder i thought about a feeder but i don't
01:00:32.280
don't want to be fat no when I was fat I thought if I could only meet the right feeder I'm over
01:00:41.000
that now was Tom a feeder no he was feeding himself he was an eater and you could like
01:00:52.620
catch some of the fallout the crumbs yeah yeah no fucking guy could eat like a I mean a pig
01:01:01.960
yeah i remember he could eat like a dang pig do you want to go what no i was just asking what
01:01:08.540
i'm here for the long haul don't worry about me it's good are we an hour not yet
01:01:14.740
we're like 50 minutes why are you trying to beg out of this no no i just want to know how much
01:01:20.560
more laughter and we haven't even got into the good shit yet what i don't know let's see fell
01:01:27.720
down the stairs and fall down the stairs is that the great i mean i felt bad for her but it's so
01:01:33.720
shannon a thing to do it's the funniest story though i thought afterwards this will be a funny
01:01:39.560
story well yeah i mean trying to be sexy and falling is hilarious it's so funny i can just
01:01:45.620
see him looking up at me adoringly and i'm trying to look sexy and then kaboom that's what he said
01:01:53.360
said it was unstoppable like an avalanche and he didn't know what to do there was nothing he could
01:02:00.140
do but watch i wonder what that looked like i think he said some rosaries on you i do he said
01:02:07.960
some prayers he said please god don't let her break her neck and be paralyzed and then i have
01:02:14.600
to put up with her no and then he goes and then he goes all i kept thinking is what if she's
01:02:49.660
With all her boyfriends before she married John, her true love.
01:03:00.060
And she always does the karaoke slash strip tease.
01:03:14.280
Yeah, you've always done that with all your boyfriends.
01:03:16.880
and i would just be in awe going oh my god i have to wear a coat turn the lights off yeah
01:03:24.160
i just can't believe how people are so happy with their bodies no it's so i will never forget her
01:03:32.160
answering the door in florida when we were doing qvc or hsn with the pans and the pork or whatever
01:03:39.880
the beef and she answered the door in a latex maid outfit with johnny a latex maid outfit
01:03:52.040
how did you know it was a maid outfit if it was latex it was a white apron and a black dress with
01:03:58.440
white cuffs and a white collar how cute was that colored latex oh it was very cute i really got
01:04:06.480
into latex um after i left about the end of my tom arnold marriage i started getting into latex
01:04:15.820
what's good about latex i've never understood that one you have to put powder on baby powder
01:04:21.500
what's sexy about it because i i know there's like well it holds all your fat in for one oh
01:04:25.840
it's like spanks yeah it's like the primordial spanks yeah no i don't like i think latex is
01:04:33.380
weird i've never liked that one i've never even i just don't get it so i'm asking do you have a
01:04:38.540
fat it holds in all your fat do you like feet or boobs why would you ask my son that no i mean
01:04:44.800
that's the roseanne bar podcast i don't want to hear the answer please i wouldn't tell you if i
01:04:48.840
did since my mother's here but no i'm i'm pretty meat and potatoes but i just but i'm open
01:04:53.660
i'm like what does that mean my fetish is like i don't have a fetish like i'm normie but
01:05:12.820
Oh, when you take the shit off, if you can get it off.
01:05:28.620
It must stink when the latex comes off because you've been sweating.
01:05:35.340
But I love the smell of latex mixed with whatever it is.
01:05:49.180
Well, first you have to put on oil and then powder.
01:05:59.620
And it stays in place and it sucks all your fat cells.
01:06:02.120
Did you put that on yourself or did Johnny help you put it on?
01:06:08.000
No, this is when I first got into latex when I wasn't with Johnny.
01:06:38.220
And I can't remember the guy's name, but he was just genius.
01:06:45.020
And he'd get it to where it would suck in the right amount of fat at the right area.
01:06:56.560
so when you can take it off with your three servants pull it off you're soaked and you have
01:07:05.400
to you know shower because you've lost five pounds of water wow okay yeah it's a sauna that sounds
01:07:11.840
good it sounds like it really is and now i see they're now making latex pants but they're made
01:07:17.880
in china and i don't trust them because i think they're put together with um some kind of chemical
01:07:24.620
Well, I think the Chinese latex pants have a flesh-eating crotch or something to get the juice.
01:07:36.880
They're all trying to get the juice because those are the only people that buy the latex pants are juice.
01:07:41.540
Or it could be like with some kind of chemical that infuses into your skin and eventually kills you or something.
01:07:51.740
yeah the wuhan lab latex pants i just the latex pants i did have to have a laugh over latex pants
01:08:00.420
no but i mean can you imagine i it was we were doing hsn in florida yeah and i knock on the
01:08:10.600
door to wake her up to do her makeup it's like 6 a.m and she opens the door in the latex maid
01:08:18.220
outfit how many times are you gonna say that but at 6 a.m no well they were up all night
01:08:22.880
that's right no i had slept in the costume after the show the costume i think that's cute that you
01:08:29.880
guys did so when i look back to when i was sexually active and had a sex drive i want to just retch
01:08:37.400
why don't because i can't believe that i fell under the cloven hoof of satan to ever do that
01:09:13.700
you've ruined that for me you did say yeah oh yeah and he said i will never marry a jewish
01:09:19.080
woman you've ruined that for me i can never be intimate with a jewish woman knowing what i know
01:09:23.920
about you yeah i mean it's like it's not sexual well you proved that wrong well and i let him do
01:09:32.260
what he did yeah until i took him there to jerusalem to the oh right right to the wall
01:09:41.420
the wall the wailing wall i said you better get over there and ask to get a decent jewish wife
01:09:47.100
right now yeah no and that's what happened that is what happened and and uh she's amazing and man
01:09:53.120
is she gorgeous at the wedding she's so gorgeous i wanted i did her hair and makeup here's what
01:09:58.740
shannon said about her the whole strip of lash fits her eye yeah i don't have to trim it on
01:10:07.700
either side the whole strip her eyes are huge like and her hair i did her hair and half up
01:10:16.060
she was a stunner i said jake how did you get this supermodel of a girl my mom's famous that's
01:10:25.660
what i tell people did i tell you the first date we went out and that that black guy rolled up on
01:10:29.460
the bikes you know that story no it's a true story she came out to la to to meet you for the first
01:10:36.800
time yeah and and it went well and we were like okay we're where'd you go we went to that oh fuck
01:10:42.620
the one on venice the bar with the whale the whale mural right on oh whaler is that yeah
01:10:51.260
so we went there so we went up and danced and then we came down we had a cigarette because i
01:10:55.380
was smoking then and me and her sat the curb smoking this homeless guy i'm pretty sure he's
01:11:01.700
homeless because he had it looked like everything he owned was in the basket of his bike and the
01:11:06.280
saddlebags and he had a speaker and he just rode by and i remember him looking at us and i was like
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and he's just kind of stopped this big black guy and just kind of stopped and i saw the back of his
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head and then he turned around and he rolled up he's like hold up and i was like oh god we're
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getting robbed and he goes how the fuck did you get her i love it the homeless always tell them
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And I looked at Hannah and I thought she was going to be like embarrassing.
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To this day, she's like, that was like one of the greatest compliments.
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She loved to hear, why are you with this disgusting brat piece of shit?
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Because she's like, all she heard is, wow, you're really gorgeous.
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she is gorgeous and so are your children well that's how it works i mean i hear a baby crying
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i hear a baby crying but yeah we uh but no jewish women are great sexual uh stuff is cool
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she's a scorpio and you're a canter like me yeah my husband's a canter and she's a scorpio yeah
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well i call she's i call her a scorpio and she called me a can't whore it's it's true every sign
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has their types but i again i i think pen palling is the way into your dating life
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it doesn't have to be serial killers serial killers dude i got an email war years ago
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selling a motorcycle with this guy and we got in a political debate it went on for like three months
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over 47 emails back and forth they were hilarious it was we were angry but i went back and i was
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Like, this was like one of the most exciting conversations I've ever had.
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Sometimes just getting in an email chain with someone can be intimate.
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Why don't you do an AI boyfriend for a little bit?
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I forgot to tell you this, this girl, her name is Mel that I worked with on this last thing with my client.
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She moved to Spain, bought a house on the beach and then bought her mom a house next door to her on the beach in Spain in a little town.
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She said her mom was so like needy and needed a friend and she couldn't always be there because she was working a lot.
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so she created an uh avatar for her mom and that and she put in all the stuff that her mom liked
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and was interested in and all the characteristics of her mom so the mom like she goes um the mom
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said oh i have gut issues and she goes mom you know i told you you need to do this you have
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inflammation she's like ah shut up she's like oh my friend what was um alfie she called because
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they're british her a avatar is alfie alfie says i have inflammation and i need to eat this and
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that so everything alfie tells her to do she listens to and she goes it's been the greatest
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thing because now that's like her best friend yeah no it's scary but it's also cool like that
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movie her uh-huh it was it like it's coming we just talked about this with malice like it's a
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real thing people are gonna start doing it yeah and it's creepy but on some level it's kind of
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And she's like reading these books that Alfie has suggested.
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You know, she's gardening because Alfie told her what to do.
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You can have a relationship and not have it be sexual.
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Or do you want any, like, you know, hugging and feeling?
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And then they're like, just, ugh, telling you their problems.
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You have to listen to the other person's blabber.
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yeah if i could put ai into a man's body that'd be good well that's why i was saying gigolo and
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you and hannah jumped at me but i was like why not get a gigolo because that's what they do you pay
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him to leave that's the old thing she doesn't really want to have sex though they don't you
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don't have to have sex with a gigolo gigolo can just come talk to you pen pal and maybe i remember
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this famous woman that i was friends with that said it took seven years for her gigolo yeah
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because she was busy and famous and blah, blah.
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she said that she looked at him and he thought i've earned this yeah he had because it was his
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was that cc wait who is this say her name oh but um uh he was working her the whole time
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or when he could present it the script can i say something though that could happen he earned it
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and she's using him the whole time so what's the problem well she's paying him but it's still like
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hey we're not in a real this is all pretend to make me feel better why can't he get a script read
01:17:07.060
well i think she thought about it and then she said okay i will read it and she did and that
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man was it any guy david geffin kind of did he did he did she read the script did she sell the
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script or was not a good script we shall go no further in this you have did the script did she
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read the script just tell me that much yes she read the script and was it good no okay it was
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never is it wasn't good at all it was about a guy who was a gigolo
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and she said nobody will ever believe that it pass
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oh that's amazing will you tell me off air who it was uh-huh okay i i'm just saying right people
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kink shame gigolos and i think it's a great it's a service provided and i have no judgment on it
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and if you did it i wouldn't i would cover it's just being like a richard it's just being a hooker
01:18:15.540
right yeah but again you know the saying about hookers it's the greatest saying of all time
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you don't pay them for sex you pay them to leave that's the right because they don't sit there and
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talk about their feelings they don't talk about all the stuff you have to do they just come and
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i know a famous comedian who said i would pay them to leave you do they don't they tell me
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everything you get in a relationship that you want and then you don't have to listen to their
01:18:38.900
life stories or struggles they leave that's the nicest thing you can do for a person it's like
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yeah but i feel guilty and oh well no you pay him so you don't have guilt no i just feel like
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And I'm on a mission if you're out there, ladies or gentlemen, if you're out there.
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I met a guy that I really thought could be, and he was her age, and he was really cool.
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And then at the end, he told me he was a Democrat.
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i know if but if you met a guy and the two of you were on a mission for god that would be doubly
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cool that's true that's a good way of putting it yeah thank you yeah well anyway let's not been
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banal and wonderful let's not let's not you know wipe that honey i love that you've been my friend
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for 30 years because you're always thinking positive and you always bring that to my life
01:21:43.860
enjoyed about as much as i have i have no interest in prolonging my life thank you
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because somebody was giving him the business at the grocery store i love it i loved i always
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i use the one famous thing of james he would always go no answer is your answer
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i'll never forget that like it's brilliant because you know when you're writing someone
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and they don't answer you it's like there's your answer yeah it's a no
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yeah you know so on that note well no you're not wrapping up just yet because i do have to
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bring one thing up to you and then we can wrap up did you see tucker's uh ccp
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talking about one world government new world order
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he was like yeah the only thing standing in the way is Israel
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this is like fucking satanic i told you he was a commie yeah it's fucking crazy he's like yeah
01:23:08.120
one world he's like america dad i loved him but he's like america shouldn't be the only one
01:23:12.620
dictating terms like we should come together and like there's you know where everyone's equal
01:23:17.220
you know what it is it's chris long yeah that's what he's doing he's spreading it chris long
01:23:22.500
what's chris long loomer thinks he's the new uh inventive religion of the un yeah
01:23:28.060
oh like islam and christianity it's a it's neither oh it's a hybrid but it's neither of them yeah it
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gets rid of both of them it's a way to kick the jews out and have one world government and that
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he's behind it and it's fucking like the the mask came off the reptilian face came off today
01:23:45.380
you can find the clip it's shocking and he's like yeah the only thing we should all be together and
01:23:50.980
talking the only thing standing in the way of this you know equitable countries being happy
01:23:55.520
is israel and it's like there it is he hates the western world he hates america he hates israel
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because we don't want communism we want a powerful national america and a powerful national israel
01:24:09.420
is he still living in america or didn't he move he wanted to buy a place in qatar yeah oh qatar
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or maybe dubai that was qatar but cutter they only go there so they can go to dubai well he
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talks about sharia law again how great sharia law is like it's fucking weird and even well it's the
01:24:26.320
religion of billionaires i guess real but it was i thought you saw it so i wanted to bring no i
01:24:31.580
didn't see it now where do you see it billionaire though he wants to be uh yeah he is he's a
01:24:39.780
billionaire well he's definitely hundreds of hundreds of millions no he's a billionaire
01:24:44.240
well his wife is the heir to the um swanson's frozen swanson frozen dinners i've eaten plenty
01:24:52.580
of those in my yeah i think he ate too many of them some of that aluminum guy that might explain
01:24:58.020
it in his brain but like now america only you know maga split civil war like you know trump's
01:25:05.280
controlled by the jews and we're cool catholics like now they're spreading communism the woke
01:25:09.660
great like lindsey was right james lindsey was right and it's just it like the mask came off
01:25:14.860
this week you should find the clip it's fucking mind-blowing and like i said even america first
01:25:20.380
jew haters are like whoa what you want a what that'll give her something to watch tonight
01:25:27.440
yeah go find it well i knew it was all just an organized war on women and women's rights
01:25:33.380
yeah they can call it anything they want but that's what it is and also children's rights
01:25:37.920
yeah and to bankrupt women business owners for the good of the state who assumes all that wealth
01:25:45.760
but anyway well it was fun talking to you thank you for being my most frequent guest and my good
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friend and a blast we always have a blast we do and it's like you know i was with you for like
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two months three months or something and we just i we just love each other we get along
01:26:08.960
now my husband is in on it taking care of you too and you might be moving here and we're moving here
01:26:16.020
no we're not we're moving here for sure they love it we love it and we'll be really close
01:26:23.460
and um we love your family and your children don't come too close because we don't want to
01:26:28.560
hang out too often well we got to get a three-bedroom because she's coming to visit oh god
01:26:36.300
yeah please yeah please take her yeah we love having her and she's the best we just gel and
01:26:45.320
we have the best time we laugh or we don't laugh we talk or we don't talk we smoke pot and drink
01:26:52.380
or we don't girls and hannah we were talking about how much we miss you during the show it wasn't the
01:26:56.060
same here yeah i missed all y'all too people like you isn't that crazy i know i never thought it
01:27:01.660
would be possible you're but aren't i supposed to go down there to austin tomorrow and you wanted
01:27:06.900
to go to austin i thought you told me last week that they weren't going to be ready till thursday
01:27:10.760
and then you told them you're coming tomorrow so i don't know that was to work on episode four but
01:27:14.660
i just not happy with it well again hold on we got to finish are you you're still doing the
01:27:22.220
three four five and six and so on cuts before you go back and refine so you're moving on to the next
01:27:29.600
episode then okay yeah i mean it's up to you well i'll wake up in the morning i have um shannon what
01:27:36.480
time do you leave um i think we're gonna leave 10 or 11 let's wrap this freaking show up all right
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Oh, you see, my patience is growing thin, with this synthetic world, we're limited.