Stay Curious W⧹ Ian Crossland | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #131
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Summary
On this episode of The Roseanne Bar Podcast, we have a guest on the show, Tim Crossland. Tim is a standup comedian, writer, podcaster, and all-around genius. We talk about how he got his start on the air, and how he became one of the funniest and smartest people I know.
Transcript
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Meetings, earthlings, and humans, and other disembodied, you know, I don't know what you call them, clones, drones, artificial personalities, altars, I don't know, sides, moods, I don't know, whatever you want to call them.
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The one that isn't you, but occupies your body and takes over all your time on the internet.
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anyway uh and animals of course because they are the highest intelligence on earth
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they uh don't need to bullshit themselves constantly to feel the utter joy of just
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living they run they romp and they run right to the screen whenever they hear my voice because
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they're like harken at last a voice of intelligence has pierced this realm welcome to the roseanne bar
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podcast so we're back and uh that is really true about animals whenever i go out the animals uh
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they're always all over me right jake especially birds yeah birds come for me don't they both of
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us got that one we've been attacked multiple times people don't believe us but it does happen
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well when they've been around us and seen it yeah or pooped on yeah when you well wait let me
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introduce you cool so i want to talk about you know i love geniuses love to talk to people who
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can talk and think and it's a rarity believe it or not uh that don't just spout program and crap
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they heard on the internet but actually research things themselves and find new things of interest
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that might light up the entire world well i have one of those geniuses today
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ian crossley or is it crossland ian crossland the guy on uh the tim cast that i love so much
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hi hey good to see you good to see you too though you love that she asked your name four times
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before i can't remember anything you forgive me yeah oh yeah he even spelled it out my own damn
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name what like labels and name like you made the sound i could tell the intention was pure
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yeah it's always pure uh well unless i'm you know not doing right if you were maliciously being like
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in this idiot ian well i thought that i'd be like well i thought that but i said
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i am so excited for this we've been trying to get you on here for so long because we think
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I think you are the coolest, smartest, just genius on air.
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And we love that you give the sass to Tim cast.
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Takes strength of character to stay calm and push back.
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But then what we do is, I'll notice Tim and I sometimes will go at each other in a heated debate.
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We won't be going, literally, we won't be going at each other.
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Well, I loved seeing you guys both go nuts on each other
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I loved seeing it, but it was elevating the conversation nonetheless.
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You were in argument, in debate, which we've lost the art of.
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and never was a name hurled or an insult it was just all like great debate i loved it and i said
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that makes me really like tim cast even more because uh somebody who can you know take it
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as well as give it is you know a balanced moral person in my eyes right yeah yeah it was a
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learning you know in my 20s i was erratic and like i would get emotional i would get them i would i
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would match people's tone if they would come and i had to learn how to override that and kind of
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control my adrenals or something yeah right yeah yeah yeah and then um breathe through it not take
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anything personally i read this book the four agreements have you ever read this one fantastic
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book one of the agreements is that did not take anything personally there's nothing that anyone
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ever says or does is about you they're going through their own personal things and that's true
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too if you can if you can live like that and realize that um you're not the reason they're
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feeling the way they're feeling it's a lot easier to kind of help them get through the heightened
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emotions yeah because like emotional control and the ability to uh have it or find it or grow it
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is really what all wars are all about right yeah you said i think it was on tim cast a couple weeks
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ago that the woke are people that can't control their emotion it's like who are they they're the
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ones that can't control their emotions that's like the delineation yes are you yes they get
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hot under the collar with a word and so and uh it's but but they're being triggered on purpose
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because they're being used and they're useful idiots but uh code words trigger them and their
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breathing begins to uh speed up at a code word and their eyes blink and then their uh their speech
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gets faster and faster with that at the end like the feminine complaint and uh you know it's like
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it's the well i think it's all about neutering males but you think uh that that would help the
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machine state control the human race if the masculinity is depleted out of the average but
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i wonder if these woke that woke energy is in the leadership too if there's people at the very top
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well yeah they're the ones that are feeding it down because all their their uh bots and ops and
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servant class which they pay pretty well to live you know in a in a condo in new york city
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Well, all the media, really, even on the Internet.
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And I've known that for a really long time watching it.
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is it even possible to be independent because your audience you're still working for your
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audience i guess every we're part of a community i mean no one's truly solo well last week i did
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a show where i said uh no you have to give the devil his due and people were offended a couple
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people and said i don't give the devil his due well yeah you do you pay your taxes and you accept
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money for work that is giving the devil his due yeah and killing to survive with killing animals
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and plants like humans in general are beastly we're both amazing spiritual animations and
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these wild hominid structure animal creatures yeah i i somebody said i i'm sorry i can't remember but
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it was a gene a genius harness to a dying beast yeah yeah and this the dying beast is desperate
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to survive and will kill so like that's the evil part of us like what did you what dead animal are
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you bringing me today to eat what what plants did you slaughter that i can consume well you have to
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that's the devil you know that's the devil's do is like that's part of being human is killing
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to serve that's one aspect of the devil's do or working for the man the machine man
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that gobbles up your kids that's one the banality of evil like participating in a system that is
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long term might be really bad for american prosperity free speech gun rights and property
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rights that's like my right and women's rights on top yeah yeah that's what it's all about and
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they're really disguising that one so you think that they're demasculizing men in order to take
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away women's rights yeah it all goes together they're also defeminizing women so you know
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they're doing the big flip that they always do they always do that hourglass flip in the
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programming you get this much and then you get the flip where it's all oh we have new
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information everything we used to believe is backward racist and irrelevant but now we have
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a new history where the old history isn't even history it's a tattered narrative and we'll
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discount all the people who died for it you know that you know about like feminism you're talking
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about the the fourth wave of or how feminism oh feminism that is just oh god i love you
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You know, I told you, I love talking to you because you're intelligent and well-read, and I love it.
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Feminism began as a radical female Marxist analysis of Marx's labor theory.
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and they said and it was largely by French feminists and they said he didn't even factor
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the unpaid labor of women as mothers as you know pretty much centers of the community that keep
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things going like when somebody's sick the mothers take food to that film that's unpaid labor I mean
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if you're going to make everything about labor as Marx did, because, you know, he was a communist,
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he was a capitalist psyop. I've uncovered all that. But anyway, I don't want to get too deep
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into it. But what was the original point I was making? Oh, that's how feminism actually began.
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It is a critique of labor, which is, you know, led by largely males who assume that the unpaid labor of women, that is the contribution of women to the betterment of society and the family and the community, is just to be expected and free and have no value.
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It's just owed because of their privilege and their privileged view to see that way of more than half the human beings on earth and then turn around and lecture us, such as myself, about Zionism.
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they can kiss my big fat jew ass they um what were you gonna say you're that like
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the oh about uh the visceral i think before you yeah what about exactly i don't know you didn't
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i'll remember i mean i like i like where she was going but it's your time i won't interrupt no no
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you didn't it was conversation i just wanted to hear but if you forgot about it move on oh yeah
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Yeah, but we were talking about feminism and how it began.
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It was the feminist faction within Marxist groups.
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And females, like labor and work, you know, in science, work is a transfer of joules of energy.
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But to choose to build a system on not even acknowledging it is like, that stuff isn't going to...
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I mean, I guess people don't understand that aspect of it, how dehumanizing it is to familial labor.
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I mean, they count that less than they count women's unpaid labor.
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They got kids in coal mines all over the world.
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And they still talk about the price of their Reeboks, where they're mining the frigging things to put the shoelace through by children.
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i mean can you be more ridiculously satanic i mean that's the word for it because say say
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satanism and hell are a place and i don't know who said it i used to know their name
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and so hell is a place where they don't even know what reason is and there are many people walking
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around who do not know what reason oh wow um the area of the brain where reason takes place i
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wonder if that's not being act certain people aren't activating that they're using i don't
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know if it's the dumb labor area of the brain i think like thoughts maybe are actual creating
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mass like a thought mass yeah it creating like a whether it's a pocket of magnetic pocket or
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something around you well it all works like magnets but yeah that's why we call it the crown
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of our head because the crown is where thoughts are received by your by your receiver transmitted
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from god oh and that's why they would wear that gold on their head because it's like a super
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conductor yeah oh i've been big into metals lately do you guys like oh yeah on metals oh i know
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everything about the history of metal colloidal gold yes oh yeah i take it apparently if you
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this guy called me one time um out of nowhere one of my fans on youtube way back in the day he's
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like ian you got to take dmt but you got to do it with monatomic gold but the gold has to be
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monoatomic meaning it's one atom so it can get through the blood brain barrier and then you'll
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see it like what it's meant to be what it's supposed to be did you no i haven't done it
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with gold yet i've taken dmt twice and both times was pretty spectacular like boy a lot of people
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with a lot of childhood trauma have been doing that with psychiatrists and you know doctors
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not just going out to party with their friends yes it's saying that it is really helping them
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oh man trauma it really is it really is it got me comfortable with potentially with death like i
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felt like i was in the realm of heaven that the super warm glowing heat realm where there's beings
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of light oh that's hell they said that hell was the absence of light yeah which is like i think
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it's a jews thing my hypothesis is that heaven is in the sun locally because it's the local magnet
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that absorbs the souls and then people that reject it magnet to depolarize and push themselves away
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into deep space and then they're out there in the cold of hell no heaven is the within the divine
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presence and hell is you don't get to get in that presence i was like um so you tune your brain like
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a like a radio tuner when you take chemicals of whatever kind you're kind of changing the tuning
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but then it also matters of like where are you where's the radio because if you have a radio in
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a car you change to 92.3 yeah and you drive five miles away you might not get the station anymore
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so it's the same thing with dmt or any kind of chemical you got your body needs to be in the
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right place you're talking about frequency yeah and what it means in this realm to be in the right
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place is to is what you are where you are is what you are in this realm when it comes to that
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metaphor of how you tune what you are so there's like fasting different ways to get your body
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prepped to get in the position to tune in oh wow real quick the prefrontal cortex is where reason
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happens and the biggest attacker on that is high fructose corn syrup i just looked it up
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cut it out high sugar drinks that's why we're retarded what look at the part of the brain i i
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don't i didn't know that they had it mapped out like that but uh where um where uh
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thought come together what part of the head does that happen in decisions primarily come
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from the prefrontal cortex same thing as reason what comes up here that's your crown oh what what
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is that about what happens in the crown what uh all right let me you guys keep talking oh i'll
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talk about the choroidal choroid plexus apparently is where the dmt is produced i used to think it
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was the in the body yeah oh it like wraps around the back of the brain oh really yeah so we can
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we're on it already we're already taking it yeah and when does it come like when we're in ptsd or
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how does it get excreted when sleeping i believe on death people say it releases in a large dose
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oh that's probably why everyone sees light and stuff yeah yeah i think it's there to like help
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transition but uh into the spirit realm the our bodies have adapted to release an inhibitor because
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it's so powerful so we don't always constantly we can like and it's called like an maoi i think
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i'm that's an antidepressant we release inhibitors yeah our body has a natural inhibitor
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against the dmt that we release so that we don't trip now all the moments and then like when you
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take ayahuasca part of that is you you reduce the inhibition you like mute the inhibitor when you
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take the it's like a copy what's the inhibitor it's uh not the conscience is it no it's a chemical
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that causes the ayahuasca to then the DMT comes on strong.
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I did say MAOI, like something amino oxidase inhibitor or something.
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The crown of the head is responsible for processing
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This region integrates sensory inputs to help you understand your body's position in space.
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If you ever need balance, imagine a Chinese finger trap, like a coil.
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Going all the way straight down through the crown, all the way down your back,
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straight like if you're standing straight down out of your root into the ground and it's pulling
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up and down at the same time in both directions well that's what the meditation i do is about
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yeah so what were you going to say about it it helps me get balance if i ever feel like i'm about
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to fall i just like and like you can lift instead of push yourself up the steps you can lift
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yourself up the steps yeah very very yep yep yep i'd show you one of them but i just like that you
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guys understand each other because i know i'm so glad that we understand each other because
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you know uh people who talk on this level um there there's not a lot of people you can talk
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to like this you know they're usually institutionalized have you ever been
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institutionalized no no really i really no no uh no i dated a girl that was yeah nice girl
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sounds great she's really cool um no but i people thought like ian are you completely bat shit
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i was like i don't think it's complete i think i'm just seeing things in a new way like shapes
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and patterns and magnetic fields and psychoanalysis and like replicating patterns yeah pattern
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replication oh i love that one yeah and then you lay them on top of each other and you see different
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shapes as a result of putting patterns through patterns oh i know i was gonna you were gonna
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talk to us about the the octagon thing the uh what was it graphene but i gotta go get something
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before so you guys talk and i forgot to bring my prop okay i'm gonna go get it i gotta get some
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hexagon glasses now if you bring those it's gonna be the most banging thing i don't know what she's
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getting she's never gotten up to get a prop glasses this fucking carrot top happening over here
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do this um i was you'll know what i'm talking about when you get back you won't miss much
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i'm just gonna say the first time we came out to do tim cast uh we came out to virginia
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it was probably a year and a half ago maybe two years ago yeah and uh mom mentioned graphene and
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you were talking about it and the two of you just hit it off i was on the beanbag i wasn't on the
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show then and i was like watching it go back and forth i was like what the fuck are they talking
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and i saw this electric connection i had no i still don't know what graphing is but then tim
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kind of nerded out and put the kibosh which i get that's not the show he does and then last week we
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came on tim cast you and my mom were outside same thing i see this electricity and i'm like this is
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they're so good together we go in and tim you know he does a different show but he doesn't
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ever want to go there he was that's how you guys got in the argument was over graphing again this
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week like you haven't tested it ian because he did the douglas murray you've never been there
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but um i've been wanting to have this conversation for like two years so when she comes back we'll
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talk about it but can i just say something about tim real quick oh yeah i love tim i love it you
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i i had a i had a friend that tim reminds me of so deeply and heavily who just he just saw things
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so black and white and so it's not an insult it's cool and if you ever delineated from that
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he he felt an obligation and a duty to pull you back to his world because he felt like if you
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if he'd let you go he wasn't being a good friend and i saw you and my mom connecting and bond you
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guys were talking about jesus and all sorts of shit and then we got on the panel with him
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and it came up a little bit and then he like timmed out and it was like you can't go there
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you haven't tested it and totally killed that potential conversation which honestly probably
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wouldn't have been good on that show it's good on this one which is why i'm glad you're here
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but does he do that a lot does he know how smart you are off camera is it like i don't think he
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really knows i don't know i did i don't think anybody really knows i mean i know i get it
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well um yeah we don't it's just not a science show really it's very rare that we go into the
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science realm if we can apply it to like military tactics and technology and hyper advancement of
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society like there's there's a purpose for bringing up the tech but if it's just like
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bringing up to talk about how cool it is we usually don't yeah i remember rose we she was
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like sitting four three seats away we were like me and her were looking at each other like i want to
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talk about jesus like but while we were tim like the next story is pete hegseth pooped his pants
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yeah no i mean it's tim's show he's gonna and i love i love tim and i love his show it just is
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like i just watched it kind of as a as a objective bro like what a bummer that he felt so quick to
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jump on you for this stuff not even whether or not i agree or disagree with you in material i'm
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just saying like he doesn't ever let it go there not even after hours are uncensored which is weird
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anyway i think you're great i just want to say it thanks it helps that he is strict to the script
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it helps me become hyper like bureau like i gotta be so accurate yeah and incisive to get a point
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through that's how it was my friend too it's good they sharpen your skills that's why i never get
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mad about it people are like tim kind of got aggressive i watched the comments it's like no
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tim's being a good friend in a way he's like saying prove it to me yes he challenges you i
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like it but also he should just relax a bit yeah yeah i think of me and him as superman and batman
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like yeah that's cool which one are you superman i'm the light he's the dark yeah he's the i'm the
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paladin he's the rogue we have like a brother cousin relationship of darkness and light oh i
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We have to get some kind of myth like that going for us, son.
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If you guys were D&D characters, what race would you be?
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It was like a fantasy realm, like Lord of the Rings kind of?
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I know all the kids were doing it, but it was safe.
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i don't know from any of that bullshit you'd be a good mage you're definitely a wizard
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yeah uh well i know about wizards okay then here's my question but i'm not a wizard i i'm
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the real thing so you're a sorcerer no i am not a sorcerer i don't do any black magic no that i
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don't serve the darkness no you're a conduit i am a jew you could serve the light i'm a jew who
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lives and studies Torah. And I keep the Shabbat, and I believe that, you know,
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well, what I believe proves that I'm insane. So I am insane about all those things. I believe
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that God talks to me, and I talk to him, and we talk every day several times. And I have been
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talking to God since I was a little girl, which is why I gave you that book. Hold that up.
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rose anarchy because that's about when i had my imaginary friend that was god all the other kids
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had imaginary friends but mine was god and i used to have daily conversations with them and they're
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in that book and they're quite funny yeah i think i don't think that's insane at all talking to god
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is normal and it's whether or not you can hear the response oh yeah i can hear it so oh yeah i
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i can't hear nothing but god when it like i'll get like i'll be like what should i do god and
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before I even ask the question, God knows what I'm going to ask,
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so I'll see the answer, and it'll be like an image of me doing something.
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Sometimes it'll be words, but sometimes I'll see it.
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but you've got to have the humility to not be like,
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It'll show me walking up a mountain, like working out,
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and I'm like, okay, I know what I've got to do next.
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That's kind of how I have been hearing it lately,
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but how are your conversations i'll be sitting there doing the laundry
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or some you know regular human daily task clean out my toilet or throwing out garbage out of my
00:29:49.600
secret hidden candy drawer um and i will you know have been worrying about my show that i'm doing
00:29:59.860
and just boom in through the crown of my head just boom the best joke that I've ever heard in my life
00:30:11.140
and I know I didn't write it I know it was a gift and uh I'm in awe
00:30:22.640
because I'm like you are of course you are the author of everything the book I
00:30:31.560
hold dear the books the author of life itself and you just gave me a kick-ass joke and I just
00:30:44.300
I can't believe it thank you I say thank you a lot because I used to tell him what to do
00:30:52.400
and a couple times he did it a couple times he took my advice like and i will always be grateful
00:31:00.260
for that i do that too i think when you snap into the grid the magnetic grid of reality then your
00:31:06.460
thoughts become the thoughts of god and nature and the human subconscious yeah there's nothing
00:31:11.500
else i i want i think you can control the grid like yeah you can you attach to the web and then
00:31:17.680
you think words like healthy or healing and you visualize the earth what i'll do is i'll i'll
00:31:22.340
visualize like a sphere a pulsing sphere of white light that shoots out from my core in every
00:31:26.560
direction 300 like yeah you can do that you can visualize and then giving i wonder if if thinking
00:31:34.820
healthy thoughts because like once you once you like snap to the grid it's about like having a
00:31:41.580
clear mind you you had it from a young age where you were like tight to the grid i got it like in
00:31:47.080
late 20s when i started doing youtube videos and seeing myself a lot and like seeing my flaws and
00:31:51.880
overriding my life and uh and then i was beholding yourself and that's what god did and that's what
00:31:59.480
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look in the mirror and that's what made the big bang oh yeah yeah that's that tracks what i've
00:34:11.800
been thinking about the toroidal universe because they said it was expanding but i think the universe
00:34:15.360
is actually a torus and the reason it looks like it's going in a red shift because they think oh
00:34:19.520
that indicates the frequencies are getting longer that's getting further away faster it must be
00:34:23.040
expanding is because the frequency if you're looking at a frequency like this and then it
00:34:26.720
turns it's going to look like a shorter frequency even with the same frequency from a different
00:34:30.620
angle yes that's right and so it's wrapping around back on the it's going to crunch again
00:34:34.500
so it mirrors itself like god's mirroring itself with this helix yes exactly and uh you know yeah
00:34:42.200
that's exactly it and it is helix and then you were going to you know we were we were getting
00:34:48.480
into the concept i think of a sacred geometry concept where you were going to talk about a
00:34:54.700
certain shape oh but we were getting there by talking about graphene hexagon we can start with
00:34:58.920
the hexagon first start with graphene when i first you were like the only human i could ever talk to
00:35:05.800
about it besides linda my nanny uh nursemaid co-mother dear love friend of 30 years and her
00:35:15.800
husband's a some kind of chemical scientist and he sent me this thing on graphene and i always was
00:35:22.900
looking for somebody to talk to you and there you were all right talk about graphene that's out of
00:35:28.560
this world and tim's not here to ruin it so we can actually have this conversation roll it's carbon
00:35:32.700
go it's pure carbon what is pure carbon and what's in a pencil it no it's graphite oh what's
00:35:38.500
graphene graphene is similar to graphite graphite it's basically graphene is carbon at the molecular
00:35:44.220
level in a hexagon so it's there's six of them in a hexagonal and then it's there's a like a lattice
00:35:48.840
of them so you look like a two-dimensional honeycomb yeah honeycomb of carbon just all carbon atoms all
00:35:54.460
connected and um graphite is is carbon but it's not all hexagons and it's pressed together really
00:36:03.300
tight and disorganized graphite it's very hard graphene's more it's it's malleable anything
00:36:09.600
it's it's actually brittle by itself but it can be mixed and added to things to make it very strong
00:36:16.980
and malleable um that's i don't have anything off the top of my head but i mean you can mix it so
00:36:21.600
there's different ways well you said that for infrastructure it can make bridges stronger yeah
00:36:26.160
yeah yeah that's the next step when they say how do you want to what do you want to do is like
00:36:30.040
better plumbing like how do you want to help the world do something like plumbing like yes please
00:36:58.340
Two things I know you can mix it with are asphalt and bitumen for roads.
00:37:05.800
concrete and so the roads last like 50 times longer not quite it's about two and a half times
00:37:10.860
longer or 2.2 times longer i think in testing well that's good yes a lot less road construction
00:37:16.120
that speeds things up for people which is its own economy yeah less work for construction guys
00:37:21.200
right and when you're fixing the gdp when you're saying the national debt what you either want to
00:37:25.240
do is increase profits or reduce costs right and this is the reducing cost okay technique
00:37:32.280
so people have to get new jobs and get all trained to work with graphene right actually
00:37:37.740
it's going to open a whole new market for for jobs they'll be doing less road work so it kind
00:37:42.960
of probably right you put it in a clay pot the way they're doing it at rice university where i'm
00:37:47.740
working when i did this documentary is they'll they mine coke which is like that when you get
00:37:53.120
coal there's a dark you know carbon rich thing called coke that comes out of it you put it in
00:37:57.060
clay pot all crumbled up then you put these uh electrodes in there what are they like uh
00:38:04.340
you know those two pieces of metal that cause an arc welder and then you get the arc going this
00:38:09.540
hot metal plasma and then you like just run it through this clay pot and it breaks apart the
00:38:14.020
carbon and then it cools and reforms into its most stable structure which is the hexagon and
00:38:18.340
you're left over with powdered graphene and it's like dirt cheap so the hexagon is naturally formed
00:38:23.960
In fact, when you burn things, not that I'm going to be burning this, but if you burned this, it would give off smoke.
00:38:31.060
And small bits, small particulates of it do form in smoke.
00:38:34.440
And they didn't even know what the stuff was until like 25 years ago.
00:38:37.580
When you guys were talking about it on Tim Pool, you guys were saying this was in the COVID vaccine, right?
00:38:43.500
I've heard that graphene oxide was found in all sorts of stuff.
00:38:52.640
Well, because when they turn on the big magnet, you're just going to get sucked up to the ceiling.
00:38:58.360
You know, the power of carbon, I, yeah, I don't know what's in that or why.
00:39:03.320
If they were, like, prepping it or I'd have it look into it.
00:39:05.880
Your big fat dad's going to be up there going, get me down.
00:39:13.660
I think they used hot air balloons to build those.
00:39:16.900
Yeah, they had big wooden platforms that they put the blocks on tied to giant hot air balloons
00:39:52.640
oh my parents are real smart are they yeah yeah they were really and they were deeply in love like
00:39:58.380
magnetic they met and immediately went for it my dad was like it was like divine and i think when
00:40:02.620
you go with that it produces children that have like exceptions yeah yeah that's bringing down
00:40:08.200
that's what it's supposed to be you you you have a real union to bring down righteous souls
00:40:15.220
yeah bring down the right yeah yeah reform solar activity yeah bring the souls back from deep
00:40:23.180
oh i was saying before like those souls that get jacked off to deep space are like lost and they're
00:40:28.020
like can we be a lighthouse and like shine a light out in the universe so they can see where we are
00:40:33.000
and come back to heaven maybe yeah we can that i don't get but oh say that again sorry well i think
00:40:42.060
think of the soul is like uh your magnetic field that's kind of when i say the soul that's what i
00:40:47.720
picture is okay the human dynamo yeah so when that energy pattern gets uh dips away from the
00:40:54.580
corporeal body you mean when you die yeah that or when you leave your body exactly when you're still
00:41:00.860
your body's living but your soul is out there dancing and you can astral projection and all
00:41:06.200
that do you do that i have done all that what's it like um people used to ask me that and
00:41:14.920
i didn't know how to answer but now i do it's uh just like a regular day in the roseanne bar head
00:41:24.760
it was like always projecting myself out of my body my whole life not being there
00:41:33.160
leaving the body behind i wasn't uh connect too connected to my body and mentally or psychologically
00:41:41.560
or or spiritually either are you talking like disassociation are you talking to actually
00:41:46.720
yeah disassociation not like part of disassociating is excuse me
00:41:51.940
And part of being able, I say able, but they would say part of the disease or problem of dissociation is that you are never really present in present time.
00:42:15.660
so but I uh would go way out you know I'd always go way out and uh yeah you never like left your
00:42:29.940
body are you you're talking figuratively right because we had Darius on remember he actually
00:42:35.500
like leaves his body and flies and do you know who this guy is oh we need to have him back yeah
00:42:40.640
he's coming to detect Darius J right he actually like as a kid would leave his body in the middle
00:42:45.380
the night you always hear those out-of-body experiences and he panicked and then he decided
00:42:48.900
to like control it well he decided to face it yeah not be afraid and now he like flies and he
00:42:56.820
met like a person that talks and he knows the structure of the universe but well you can train
00:43:02.960
your mind to do it you should you should and so it's just exercises to train your mind to do it
00:43:08.120
and you can do it you can do it once you know how to do it you can do it all the time when you want
00:43:13.740
to but i um but you're not talking about that huh i am talking about that yeah and in judaism
00:43:22.280
there's a prayer we say on shabbat called um lecha dodi and we sing that song especially
00:43:30.180
mizrachi and sepharda jews like uh lecha dodi is a prayer by uh rabbi alchabetz i think i used to
00:43:40.320
know everybody's name but it is the prayer about leaving the physical body to reunite with god
00:43:48.120
on the holy day of shabbat which that is part of our religion is that we can
00:43:54.580
go into that deep of a meditation to experience that thought on that day so it's a holy thing
00:44:08.300
i don't do it on tuesday you know oh okay but yeah you can in fact i'd have to say
00:44:16.700
a lot of the information i've garnered is from doing that and i guess michael jaco calls it
00:44:25.260
remote viewing the cia calls it remote viewing but uh you know they know it exists and russia
00:44:41.860
But they like to do experiments on captive populations.
00:44:49.720
so they hate that we would be aware of what's happening to us.
00:44:56.660
to tell people you know what's really happening because you know the rest is just clicks and likes
00:45:06.840
paved all the way that road to hell for money and i like money but you know i can't give my soul for
00:45:18.200
it yeah so i'm like offensive because i i want to uh win this war and i know we are going to win
00:45:28.900
this war because torah says this there'll be an ultimate war between good and evil on this planet
00:45:35.140
and that good will win and i know that will happen i know god will win you think like a
00:45:43.240
war for the spirit of the human and not just the spirit but yes the spirit is part of it for the
00:45:49.980
memory banks for reason for the desire for sovereignty liberty and
00:46:02.380
uh the the right to create community wealth it made me think that like at some point
00:46:15.720
the collective memory is going to be sequestered and people are going to the only people are going
00:46:20.460
to be able to access it is through transcendental meditation well yeah that is true and they already
00:46:25.660
have occupied the whole younger generation's mind with fake science, fake history, fake
00:46:34.740
nutrition, and fake food, fake doctrines, everything that is antithetical to the desire
00:46:47.960
for liberty and justice and a fall of babylon but it's going to happen already did happen
00:46:57.240
and you know i can see it because i do fly over that's what i wonder about how when you're flying
00:47:07.080
when you're out there or moving what what is a general like experience of when you dip out and
00:47:19.440
i have a very strong receptor receptacle receptor and they say that a lot of people who have
00:47:31.380
dissociative identity disorder you do develop kind of a sixth sense yeah for reading
00:47:45.060
have that. Because you're like in the frequency
00:48:08.960
but you've been right consistently i know because i study the signs that god gives the world that
00:48:16.040
everyone thinks are bs and all the stuff on cable is true but anyway we see what happens and who's
00:48:25.880
right but anyway uh so you disassociate you can pick up people's thoughts yeah i pick up people's
00:48:33.140
thoughts you can almost be prophetic yeah because then i synthesize it and when several of them are
00:48:40.320
alike which they always are you know there's like there's only like four groups of thoughts
00:48:46.720
and then there's some outliers four groups of human thought yeah the four agreements there
00:49:23.560
well that's how I did it it took me 15 years of therapy to undo it and it's so
00:49:32.920
funny that at the core was a mathematical code all through my various authors were mathematical
00:49:42.160
codes that when i released a traumatic memory it would uh match the code when you would release
00:49:55.440
it like say it out loud or like when i would confront it or whatever called ab reaction
00:50:01.440
recover my memories because they were always like it's like confetti you get a little tiny peek at
00:50:07.920
something and then you know something else that happened two days after this it's like confetti
00:50:14.040
it doesn't a big puzzle pieces that don't go together but then when you finally interlock
00:50:20.280
them the picture is clear yeah it's that you know yeah sound is like that it's like uh you know
00:50:27.880
your brain had to um just take tiny snapshots in a lot of sequences and put them in different
00:50:39.540
files for later this is how i learn a lot of people i think maybe what we have in common i
00:50:45.780
learn by putting points on a graph and all over and people will look at it and be like that's
00:50:50.140
chaos but to me i see a picture starting to form yeah that's exactly it what kind of pictures on
00:50:56.820
are you talking it'd be like if an idea is starting to form that i don't quite understand
00:51:00.660
it's not a linear thing for me i see like an image beginning to appear as dots like on plot
00:51:06.460
points that are starting to explain that's what painters say when they make their masterpieces
00:51:11.320
you know they just touch the paint to the canvas and the picture invented itself yeah you know
00:51:18.960
going into that artistic space creative space but it's also a place of
00:51:24.460
trust in god it's a great trust in god space i was doing that negative fill the negative space
00:51:34.180
that that uh exercise where i fill the negative space we did it in acting school where it was
00:51:38.760
like you'd move around people and like wherever there's negative space you would move to
00:51:42.560
so i was trying to plug the negative gaps what's negative space like if you if we were on stage
00:51:47.500
and you walked over here i would counter you and walk over there to fill the negative space
00:51:51.620
because you've now created oh because you're not on your mark or like to fill the gap in the room
00:51:57.780
basically that would be the negative space in the area so like when i'm painting if i see like
00:52:01.340
something's missing in an area i'll yeah i'll fill the gap maybe i do that intentionally with
00:52:05.800
thoughts too maybe i'm like looking to fill the negative space to build the image well that's
00:52:11.700
what art is you were talking about psychic energy that's what i'm talking about efaptic coupling i
00:52:17.440
think it's this um activity in the brain where a neuron will start to communicate with another
00:52:23.460
neuron within a magnetic field with no chemical stimulation so technically they've had in a mouse
00:52:30.240
i think they've been able to stimulate a nerve here neuron over here and they've had communication
00:52:34.000
between neurons without the same mouse or two within one mouse i don't know if they've taken
00:52:37.960
it to like two humans across the room from each other yet okay but i think that's like peering
00:52:43.260
into the the wormhole of psychic what what makes people psychic is if they're well how else would
00:52:49.340
the they connect why they why do they always have to fuck with poor mice because they're like us
00:52:55.540
it's awful in this stage why don't they just ask people they have to cut into the brains and shit
00:53:02.400
use pedophiles that yeah that's what it's all about build a creature to kill i know dude when
00:53:09.020
they do the thing with graphene they figured out how to fix broken spinal cords with graphene
00:53:13.440
that's what i wanted to know about this use in the body yeah people would be walking and dancing
00:53:18.320
against paraplegics and stuff how does graphene help with the spinal column they it's intelligent
00:53:24.320
and it and it adapts to wherever it's put charcoal uh well it's bioavailable sorry it's just pure
00:53:32.300
carbon it kind of it works and it doesn't the body doesn't really reject it it's likely yeah
00:53:53.420
Well, I want to hear about it because I don't understand graphene.
00:53:58.280
They snapped their backs in half talking about mice.
00:54:02.840
Yeah, some prick broke this rat's back in half.
00:54:06.000
It was probably a woman thinking, I'm making it.
00:54:23.400
And then they surgically implanted graphene tethers along the spinal cord in both directions.
00:54:31.220
And then the graphene acted as a, I guess you'd call it like a guide, like a lattice for the neurons.
00:54:41.240
It like held like as a lattice for the neurons to grow back into each other.
00:54:49.700
Within like 19 days, the rat was at like 88% mobility or 95% mobility.
00:55:00.160
and Taurus says that it'll be the age of miracles.
00:55:10.020
Let me see if I can get all the terminology right.
00:55:14.440
And normally, I guess, it just has a hard time finding itself,
00:55:16.940
and we've never had an efficient lattice to be like a guide.
00:55:22.180
So graphene works literally as just like a plate.
00:55:27.840
It's not actually like neuroplastic and it's conduit.
00:55:34.120
Remember in 1999 when we were going to go to 2000
00:55:50.340
He's saying it's just literally just like an inert structure
00:55:57.840
like basically like a patch on a wall when you punch the drywall
00:56:01.180
because the Bronco's lost or whatever, you put the patch down.
00:56:21.240
So you could experiment with actually using it in place of neurons.
00:56:39.540
That's like two hexagons on top of each other, isn't it?
00:56:53.400
okay it's it's well what they have he thinks everything jewish is satanic and she knows
00:56:58.140
that's what really pisses me off she steals our friggin religion and like culturally appropriates
00:57:04.540
our whole history and then calls us uh wrong and dirty with what she stole yeah and she can go
00:57:13.480
sit on it and twirl if he can get it up since she ain't a boy the satan you'll have to cut that
00:57:20.380
out good and evil they like it's so subjective i don't know the whole good and evil combo is like
00:57:26.500
it's so bipolar i'm like sometimes you got to do you got to do evil to create order
00:57:32.600
and then sometimes you got to create chaos to make things good well that's what the freemasons
00:57:37.860
think that's why they say chaos out of order because they create the chaos yeah order out
00:57:44.140
of chaos they create the chaos and then they provide the solution to the chaos they they
00:57:49.800
caused and robbed the taxpayers blind that's a brutal that's the way i've been looking at it is
00:57:54.940
it's a psyop everything's a fucking psyop there's like the pillars of good and evil and then there's
00:57:59.920
the pillar of order and chaos and we're both on these both these pillars at the same time that's
00:58:04.560
why it's four pillars not two yes mirror okay yeah yeah yeah um yeah they're like yeah yeah
00:58:13.160
the center's in the zero at the 50 mark is the center yeah that's a great you want to like make
00:58:18.120
sure you don't become too chaotic or too evil and so if the system starts to become evil you
00:58:22.520
have to maybe have to create some chaos to make it good again if it's a lawful very ordered society
00:58:27.620
that's very evil you might have to break it to make it good again and vice versa if the system's
00:58:32.060
becoming too chaotic you might have to stamp down and do some evil shit to like make things ordered
00:58:37.540
again and you got to balance it out without falling too far and well maybe that's what
00:58:41.920
they're doing well do you like my shirt it explains everything about what democracy is
00:58:48.040
the democrats call it yeah democracy is disney and mcdonald's into the fractal of of what we
00:58:56.120
are and what we will be no it's just a bunch of corporation i've had this for 25 years
00:59:00.580
it's just a corporate hellhole disney the d is disney the e is enron the m is mcdonald's
00:59:24.260
You get either communism, which is like government controls the corporations,
00:59:28.440
or free market where the corporations are the government.
00:59:33.760
i know exactly how and i'm glad you asked me that question but we'll have to save it for a
00:59:39.820
subsequent visit but it does originate with benjamin franklin basing our whole system of
00:59:47.500
government on the uh i'm blank on the name it was an indian tribe a native tribe here
00:59:57.700
iroquois the iroquois uh nation which and all of my political theory is based on this too
01:00:08.020
and it was a run with a council of grandmothers from all the connecting tribes
01:00:16.560
and you know they decided everything because each of them was responsible for a hundred or more
01:00:29.100
family members so you knew it wasn't going to get dirty it was all for rational self-interest
01:00:36.780
and they had the times where they came together for uh their congress to discuss common problems
01:00:49.380
And Benjamin Franklin saw that as the perfect form of government.
01:00:53.880
And he formed this country and the Constitution based on that.
01:01:01.880
Well, I guess it is a representative government.
01:01:03.880
It is a representative government, but we do not have a representative government.
01:01:09.960
you know i said in my 2012 speech we have representation without taxation
01:01:16.980
you're supposed to have taxation they were pissed and threw the tea in the harbor because they said
01:01:26.100
taxation without representation is slavery well now we have just the opposite and uh the people
01:01:34.240
who we send to represent us are there to rob us and that's what they do and that's all they do
01:01:43.640
my pop this is my solution and to nullify our votes i want to hear what he said yeah yeah if
01:01:50.080
i'm looking to make a more direct republic so not a direct democracy because mob rule i don't want
01:01:56.800
mob rule but a direct republic so like with a smart contract i don't know or how are you
01:02:02.400
a lot very familiar with the blockchain or smart contracts on a blockchain i've tried not to find
01:02:07.800
out about it it's like an online database that's public that is you can there are if any changes
01:02:13.260
are made you'll know so it's basically like an open ledger oh i like that yeah and then you can
01:02:18.860
have um smart contracts which are like computer programs that will trigger like if i send you a
01:02:23.620
cryptocurrency it could trigger something to happen like a contract could be signed like you're you're
01:02:29.740
if i want to buy your house i could send you to that and then would automatic i wouldn't have to
01:02:33.060
wait for someone to do it it would automatically the contract would trigger because the thing
01:02:37.460
chain like triggers the contract so it kind of cuts out the middleman in business you don't need
01:02:41.920
and if we can do that with our with our representative system if we can if we can vote
01:02:47.580
see the problem is we vote online it could be a lot of corruption but if people like so say that
01:02:51.840
one representative represents seven or a thousand people i think it's possible to vote online i mean
01:02:56.300
everybody has their ip number and they can be tracked down by a palantir in a heartbeat yeah
01:03:02.680
i mean i think that's where we'll go and you can track it and you can't have five uh computers in
01:03:09.320
your house you know you'll have your number so you can vote which they always said was the mark
01:03:15.120
of the beast but come on yeah in this day and age we have to have verification for what we do
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yeah yeah serious verification along different chains of command like different blockchains so
01:03:26.160
you can check very short chains of command not with 5 000 clerks that lose the evidence between
01:03:34.020
you and the person who's supposed to levy justice in the justice system yeah you'd have like a um
01:03:40.720
it'd just be you you'd have a barcode and you'd be able to scan it on every website where it
01:03:45.240
verified along like 15 different chains to make sure every chain is accurate and you could always
01:03:49.640
I think that would be good. And then instead of having one guy represent 700,000 people and he
01:03:54.620
can't because one guy can really only represent himself. Well, he can only represent the people
01:03:59.080
that are giving him the money to run next time. And the corporations come in and bribe and
01:04:03.700
compromise that guy. So if instead of that guy, there's 700,000 people vote online, yes or no,
01:04:10.100
the votes go to a smart contract and get tallied and then go yes or no for that congressman.
01:04:16.360
so their their vote gets okay but wait now i said on tim cast and you were there
01:04:22.460
that only would work if there was an informed public that isn't uh fed iranian propaganda
01:04:35.180
24 7 by all the uh cable news medias and their lesbian and gay spokespoke how do you you just
01:04:44.440
make better art because the the machine has been pumping it like what do you do you just keep making
01:04:49.280
the bet like get the spotlight on me like look at me listen to us right now like that kind of
01:04:53.640
is that your tactic because i agree if people what do you mean well how do you be the propaganda
01:04:58.180
being brainwashed by all this prop like i don't see how do you counter the prop i talk about the
01:05:04.120
torah duh i talk about god and what he told us and there's no propaganda or government or religion
01:05:12.580
or a two-bit snake oil salesman on earth that can counter it hello that's the authority to me
01:05:25.960
theology tell me about the torah because i think governments get a hold of ideas and
01:05:34.760
corrupt them and then write the book and they're like no this is my version of people do that
01:05:40.820
people are corruptible and that's a huge flaw in the system that's the red wrench in the works
01:05:51.100
of everything so why do you believe the book because it says that it says that people are
01:06:01.120
corruptible it says that they fail every time because some schmo convinces them that a snake
01:06:09.040
can talk or a donkey talks i mean anyone can be convinced of anything i just want to say about
01:06:16.880
the snake that guy gets a bad rep uh that snake got thrown under the bus and that story because
01:06:22.780
what story in adam and eve yeah oh no you're gonna go this is a different story okay the guy
01:06:29.420
the girl brings the adam the the psilocybin mushroom or whatever and he's like thanks and
01:06:35.420
he trips balls and he's like god's like what did you do why are you tripping he's like she did it
01:06:39.340
to me he's like what did you do woman or first he talks to her i think and she's like what did you
01:06:43.700
or him and then she's like he did it to me and the snake's like and it's like bro it's a snake
01:06:48.440
they were tripping she was obviously tripping when she was like the snake is telling me to do it
01:06:52.420
and it's like bro just take take responsibility eve you you gave him the fruit adam it's it falls
01:06:57.300
on you dude like you should have investigated the food i know your wife gave it to you but like
01:07:01.740
don't you have like a responsibility to interesting take that's an interesting take
01:07:06.200
you want to hear the real take yeah give it to me well god puts him there in the garden of eden
01:07:16.080
and uh he tells me he's got a mission for him and uh
01:07:43.420
and then there's this other one if you eat out of that one you're going to die
01:08:25.820
She says, well, you know, the snake tempted me, and it made sense.
01:08:39.940
And she says, well, I think you told us we have a mission and we're going to have to go down to hell there and fix it.
01:09:00.500
That's how I saw I was supposed to do my part that we could get down there and do the thing you created us to do.
01:09:22.240
it's always the woman that's pretty cool so yeah i think of it literally because i usually will
01:09:33.060
take ancient texts and try and make common sense out of them that there was like a walled city
01:09:37.440
and there was a guy who was called himself god he was like the owner and commander and these
01:09:42.440
other people lived in the city and they were naked running around the gardens and protected
01:09:45.440
and then he's like are you talking about eden eden oh okay and he's like don't eat that fruit tree
01:09:51.120
guys because that one's gonna make you trip balls or whatever don't eat that one and and maybe they
01:09:55.900
knew maybe they were like well it is the wisdom tree and like she and then maybe they did feel
01:09:59.900
like they had a purpose outside of the city in the burning lands you know hell where they had
01:10:04.360
scorched earth and all that stuff and and they well when he made the creation
01:10:09.420
you know he he created the whole cosmos for it the creation of the human
01:10:19.260
the human you think do you think that like the default form of life in the universe is
01:10:56.360
but there's two percent different i think we all have the same dna like a sea slug
01:11:02.480
the pope you mice that's why they break their spines because they're like us
01:11:07.060
there's some connectivity we're all the same in my la when i was on the roof in la at this
01:11:12.220
apartment that i was meditating and and you know you got this magnetic field it's kind of a shield
01:11:16.560
yeah it is a shield yeah and i dropped it i was like i just wanted to allow myself to be seen by
01:11:21.880
of the deep space and i was like sending my energy out there and i got this vision of this wolf man
01:11:27.380
that sensed me and wanted to consume me and i felt was like oh did i just reveal the human race to
01:11:34.740
some aggressive wolf alpha common that ate a bunch of psilocybin and grew a frontal lobe and they're
01:11:42.000
like opposable maybe even figured out the thumbishness yeah but it's probably just you
01:11:49.940
yeah you probably just looked in the mirror right
01:11:54.820
maybe I was looking at myself and it was just a wolfish
01:12:00.880
it was just weed and I was looking out into space
01:12:22.040
That's what the whole Nazi fucking movement was.
01:12:26.780
Yeah, and obviously, I mean, they're on to something
01:12:32.320
Well, it's when you get the minds of the people
01:12:35.520
dialed into the same goal and thought and heart and meaning.
01:13:00.640
Because that's the big poison pill against reason.
01:13:14.680
including the weather and the lasers it's just a tribe as far as i can tell the jewish were like
01:13:20.620
a tribe that inbred a lot and developed really powerful traits like intense idiosyncrasies and
01:13:27.680
then yeah it's a lot of ptsd and intermarriage but like my grandson was saying to me he's over
01:13:37.220
here he says he was 19 he says uh why do they hate us so bad damn all we are is a bunch of
01:13:43.780
you know nerds with bipolar depression and i said well no he said all all we are is a bunch of
01:13:52.420
autistic nerds that because he's autistic and so am i on there anyway so i said but can't you see
01:14:00.200
the genius of god making us into autistic nerds at the same time that it's a cyber revolution
01:14:12.120
it's foretold and it's a miracle and it's just torrent every minute every second yeah you could
01:14:22.320
argue we always adapt we're adaptable and potentially it might be why we're where we're
01:14:30.640
at technologically is because the jewish mind in a lot of ways because that you know inbreeding can
01:14:36.060
cause people to become black people white people it's not like well inbreeding over thousands of
01:14:40.840
years you know royals are all in all the royals are in bed there is a power to it you get some
01:14:45.760
really good traits out of a lot of retards or really bad traits yeah you can like pakistan
01:14:50.020
well they all have their black sheep i mean this queen yeah she's got a lot of she's lived through
01:14:56.260
a lot the queen didn't she just die i don't know i don't pay attention queen elizabeth she died
01:15:01.800
about a year ago or two years ago a year and a half ago or two years ago man she went through
01:15:06.080
the ringer was she a queen no no no she's not jewish they're not you oh yeah but they also
01:15:11.940
are impressed being a queen what would that be like yeah the queen and you're and you're like
01:15:17.100
looking in the mirror you're looking down that mirror that hallway where all your
01:15:21.840
former queen families are and they all look just like you they're all the same because they're
01:15:28.520
your sister mom yeah but they all look alike did you ever feel like monarchy in a capitalist system
01:15:35.380
Did it ever get to that point where you're like,
01:15:39.600
Did you ever get to that point where you were like,
01:15:49.260
And I still think that if I was the chief grandmother,
01:15:52.980
I said the titular head of that grandmother's quorum
01:15:58.300
of ruling grandmothers who each are responsible
01:16:05.300
And all of them report back and we talk about the problems in each community and how we can help each other with our large taxes we paid into the kitty and keep ourselves safe.
01:16:18.840
I want to do like an app where it's like Tinder, but for local government.
01:16:25.300
That is what Monsanto attacked on the big island and why I went balls to balls with Monsanto
01:16:33.420
and got him kicked off the big island of Hawaii in 2011, which led me to run for president.
01:16:40.160
And I have to say how complimented I am that Trump stole all my ideas in 2016 and won.
01:16:50.380
I shouldn't say stealing, but sharing them on how I see he's putting this new chessboard together like it is God-given Trump.
01:17:00.680
You're doing everything pretty right for the most part.
01:17:12.240
you need a jew like me to listen to said all these other jews you need a jewish woman like
01:17:22.700
me to listen to once in a while mr president you're welcome anyway wait what's this tinder
01:17:29.780
oh i'm telling you yeah local government yeah local government yeah like um but the app if you
01:17:34.860
had an app where it's like uh i would make like hey everybody my name is ian i want to make a
01:17:39.020
fountain on main street and seventh it's going to cost 10 13 000 over four years like i'll do some
01:17:45.280
math and give you so and then if you swipe right if you want so if you like it you can swipe right
01:17:50.080
and it'll add it to your list of where you've got like a pool of tax money like 30 to percent of
01:17:55.600
your taxes you get to allocate and you can i love that yeah they never have let any citizen near
01:18:02.180
that table where money is apportioned that isn't representational government at all well we have a
01:18:09.420
poa here in this community who is technically a local government poa poa yeah what's that private
01:18:15.160
owners association so all the people that live in this gated area yeah but i mean but they never
01:18:20.680
pay any money because they're so cheap but i mean it should be the whole county is like yeah it
01:18:25.860
should be it's like hey this neighborhood's getting run down we can't have that that will
01:18:30.720
bring down all our property values so let's throw in a kitty everybody a little extra and go help
01:18:37.240
them they might be in distress they never and they're our neighbors and we don't want them to
01:18:42.340
sell out to isis hello just based on freaking common sense like your grandma's bank yeah i was
01:18:50.360
thinking about that a couple days ago like people that can see outside themselves and realize like
01:18:54.240
yo bro the less people that are sleeping on the sidewalk the better you're gonna be right yeah
01:18:58.200
i mean why did they not know that in san pran oh my god to watch all these arrogant pricks
01:19:04.420
walk around in their designer suits with their nose in the air stepping over people covered in
01:19:09.780
shit that was and they don't see him like okay so yesterday i was walking around austin and
01:19:15.280
this this guy these these a few people like homeless and he's like hey man can you help me
01:19:20.680
and i reach out and touch his hand like shake his hand physical contact i found is a better thing
01:19:25.560
you can give someone a dollar um they i've given people dollars and they're just like they go back
01:19:29.640
to laying on the ground physical contact can change someone's life one guy was like hey man
01:19:33.680
can i get a miracle literally asked me for a miracle i just reached out and like gave him my
01:19:39.120
energy but there's i want to stop and have conversations with everybody but i can't you
01:19:43.120
know like you only can give so much of yourself you become your six closest friends like who you
01:19:48.040
surround yourself with i don't know it's been a while since i've been in a big city so it's kind
01:19:52.660
of jarring yeah it is did it help did you notice anything with yeah the guy was like smiling and
01:19:59.240
like uplifting me and i was like remembering his face when i walked away and that was that was good
01:20:05.020
human contact it does it does make a difference did you see spencer energy exchanging it with
01:20:11.500
somebody that can make all the difference did you see the campaign videos is it spencer pratt
01:20:16.300
that's running for governor of california i know is that the guy that was on the reality show
01:20:21.540
yeah but it was brilliant he was brilliant his video today yeah it's Spencer Pratt he was like
01:20:29.040
if you vote for me California here's what I'm gonna do and it was basically I'm not gonna make
01:20:33.640
money off homeless people like I'll actually for him to say yeah this is not an NGO this is not a
01:20:39.040
money-making business oh thank you Spencer Pratt I need to get him on no well let's get him on I'm
01:20:44.300
gonna try but he's he's like I'm you know he's that's godly that you'd be saying the truth like
01:20:56.740
I'm actually going to help the homeless people.
01:21:00.400
Have you guys talked to Michael Schellenberger before?
01:21:05.700
You got him on a plane, but we never got him on.
01:21:07.540
He's another great, he called it the homeless industrial complex.
01:21:13.740
Maybe we should get into making money on it in Austin.
01:21:17.880
why do we have to always be well there what there are needs for jobs well we need
01:21:23.520
there's things that oh that like the river needed to be cleaned up walk by the river probably from
01:21:28.100
uh south by southwest just garbage in the river somebody could be cleaning that and then i see
01:21:32.860
this guy on the ground over here and i'm like i think it's just a coordination issue at this point
01:21:36.500
yeah well it's probably insurance they go nah the fucker will fall in the river and sue us for
01:21:43.520
everything and he would he would and a lot of them are they should outlie insurance i love that
01:21:48.780
trump stuck it to the fucking insurance industry what did he do the industrial insurance what do
01:21:55.460
they call it complex complex well they were like lloyds of london the you know hoity toits there
01:22:03.200
said we're not going to insure the strait of hormones for you know any uh waterway activities
01:22:38.340
uh a straight parallel to it that dwarfs the horn moves thing because it's like
01:22:46.000
now we're not going to put up with your rape to get our ships through your shit is done
01:22:53.260
they're building a canal oh i saw an idea about building a canal through i don't know what city
01:23:00.660
that is that's just somaliland okay so they're building another canal oh man this this stuff is
01:23:07.040
so crazy this i was not that crazy the iranian war what do you call it the attack on iran i don't
01:23:13.240
know like the liberation of the persian people from islamicism that's what it is and i want to
01:23:19.000
get the women especially because they're no longer going to be shot in the head because their hair
01:23:23.900
showed liberation of slavery do you think that jews the end of slavery in the middle east that
01:23:30.000
we can decouple judaism because there's two they say you're jewish culturally and you're jewish
01:23:35.560
religiously but since it's a different meaning that we could have different words and be like
01:23:40.220
you're israeli culturally all of israel's jacob's children were of judah you know all jews are
01:23:46.940
israeli because they all come from judah who came from israel but not all israelis are jewish
01:23:51.500
some israelis became muslim you know and there's everyone in israel it's very integrated
01:23:57.940
there's catholics christians buddhists there's everything like i don't want it to be a theocracy
01:24:03.860
what i don't want to do is it's not right it's not anything but and it should snatch back some
01:24:10.120
of its own stuff because it is a uh secular state and violates uh jewish people's rights
01:24:22.380
all the time like they won't even let there be anything jewish taught in the public schools
01:25:01.000
But they think like all the American, you know, politicians are owned by Israel.
01:25:07.900
They kiss the wall because if they go on this to the wall, they get killed by Muslims in Jerusalem today.
01:25:19.260
It was like twice a day and you had to go in with armed guards as a Jew in Israel.
01:25:25.460
Has that been a while that it's been like that?
01:25:27.680
No, it's, yeah, I mean, since Muslims conquered it, yeah, it's been hundreds of years.
01:25:35.080
When did the mosque get built on the temple site?
01:25:48.120
Yeah, these are the people that tell us that we're occupiers.
01:25:54.240
And we're not good at, like, when I just told you this,
01:25:58.980
I've been saying this on this podcast for a year.
01:26:02.280
People are like, well, but it's like you're at a wall because you can't get on the other side.
01:26:06.880
This is the Wailing Wall is because they can't get in the other side?
01:26:08.940
Well, it was the side of the temple that was destroyed, and then Muslims built a mosque on it.
01:26:13.040
And you can't go inside or you get killed by Islam.
01:26:18.320
No, they're outside the wall because they can't get in.
01:26:20.160
All our history is under that mosque, and they won't let us mine for it and look for it.
01:26:22.980
Yeah, and meanwhile, Muslims are down there destroying everything.
01:26:35.700
And after they made a contract with the Jews in Medina and Mecca
01:26:41.860
that they would have 10 years of peace with the Islamicists who were invaders,
01:26:47.340
uh the islamicists broke the treaty in the ninth year as they always do that's their specialty
01:26:58.280
and killed all the jews in mecca and medina moved in there and started saying they were the jews
01:27:06.540
they were the they were the indigenous and they didn't do it just to jews they did it to all
01:27:13.180
All tribal people in the Levant, all the Druze, everybody who isn't them, including other Muslims.
01:27:38.820
There's a lot of people that aren't Muslims that are getting killed by Muslims.
01:27:43.180
all over the world, but we have to worry about Israel, our ally,
01:27:55.140
and it's a great story that's been around for, you know,
01:28:00.440
since the Middle Ages when people also couldn't read.
01:28:05.680
They are a closed Arabic-speaking ethno-religious group
01:28:09.860
of about 1 million people residing primarily in Syria, Lebanon, and Israel,
01:28:14.700
originating in the 11th century as an offshoot of Shia Islam.
01:28:18.720
They're Muslims that are killed by Muslims that Jews are protecting right now in Israel.
01:28:27.140
Because there's Islam, whatever, and then there's Islamism,
01:28:39.000
And I think a lot of people thought that he hated Islam or Muslims.
01:28:45.420
It's creating a theocratic governmental state with religious perverts.
01:28:49.620
That oppresses Muslims, Jews and Christians, Druze, and everybody who isn't them.
01:28:55.700
They are a supremacist, imperialist, expansionist, and, you know, violent cult.
01:29:06.140
yeah i got this deep feeling of like oh if we could just say things like this i don't know how
01:29:11.640
to how to phrase it exactly but if we could remove you know religious radicalization from planet
01:29:16.520
that's however if it was just like we there wasn't this theocratic tension that would be good i think
01:29:23.480
well there isn't any theocratic tension anywhere but where they are right they bring it they are
01:29:29.920
that and that's like the only place on earth that still has that i think the only one even the
01:29:36.100
Well, the Chinese put Muslims in internment camps and stuff,
01:29:53.840
you're allowed to be a Christian, Muslim, and Jew,
01:30:00.940
Pretty much America, which is why Islamists hate America and why they're funding, you know, people to turn on America.
01:30:08.720
You think the Chinese, I think the Chinese are, I think the Iranians are psycho.
01:30:15.940
They think anyone that believes in God is psycho.
01:30:22.960
Communists, like, you know, the Chinese government finds Islamists, Islamists, and progressives to be useful idiots.
01:30:40.060
Of course, when China controls everything, in their hope, there isn't going to be any religion, least of all Islam.
01:30:52.960
you guys get into it much i know what it is the flow the natural flow i think we talked about this
01:30:58.580
last couple weeks ago before the show that like they were tapped they figured out what magnetism
01:31:03.240
was without before they could identify it with tools and they're like they could feel it flowing
01:31:07.940
through them and moving with it it's that kind of magnetism that'll lift you up the steps when
01:31:12.760
you're going up steps if you lift you you know that lifting that's my favorite religion right now
01:31:17.620
because it's more of a philosophy i don't have to believe because my thing with religion is
01:31:22.920
I love the ideas and the methodologies and the morals,
01:31:25.980
but when they say this historical fact happened,
01:31:52.920
god is real yeah and i'm like okay i guess they lied about all the things i remember thinking
01:31:58.060
that very same thing and um they lied about that too but then i i knew they didn't lie about god
01:32:06.600
though but i knew they didn't believe in god because i'd watch them because they'd go this
01:32:11.920
one i was really little they'd go like uh well you're not supposed to lie and then i'd see them
01:32:17.900
lie god god says you can't lie and then they'd lie and then say how much they believed in god
01:32:24.100
and i remember thinking how how can you do that say one thing and do another
01:32:30.460
and then they'd say like oh you're not supposed to uh steal or take what isn't yours and then
01:32:39.060
you know you know just like humans do and i'd be like i guess you really don't believe in god
01:32:47.140
you're just it's just talk it it and i realized it was just talk like you could believe in god
01:32:54.860
and not be good that sounds weird though well all the satanists in the world they know torah
01:33:01.380
yeah so they believe they just use it for evil is that yeah well they more know kabbalah
01:33:08.860
kabbalah is awesome fascinating well the only way that you can study kabbalah is through torah
01:33:17.720
i have to and they do kabbalah with no torah which makes it black magic it the kabbalah i'm
01:33:24.620
gonna see guys i want to talk about kabbalah i gotta move to do it because i gotta floods which
01:33:28.100
means i'm gonna urinate so i gotta go to the bathroom yeah um yeah yeah i will too i do have
01:33:32.960
i want you guys to keep going i have a call at six i might just leave if you guys are still going
01:33:36.820
it's 5 30 just okay we'll wrap by six you don't have to i can leave but uh just pull the left
01:33:44.180
door just pull be a man there you go um boy am i enjoying this i fucking love him i spilled all
01:33:52.440
my soda this could be like an eight hour he i wish he lived close he's so i love him i said
01:33:59.060
you're like a lost son and he said he felt the same about me being a mom yeah you guys have
01:34:05.380
i've seen it i love to talk to him no he's because he's open he i hope it's coming through on this
01:34:12.100
podcast i think it is like he's he just thinks and he's like oh i think this might be this and
01:34:17.040
he doesn't stop himself he doesn't self-edit at the beginning going oh i don't want to go down
01:34:20.700
that path because i don't believe in that or really like he's open no but and he listens
01:34:25.320
yeah and that's i don't retain anything i say but he acts like he listens no i think he does
01:34:31.960
and like i said he's open so that is listening he was like well what if this is that he just
01:34:37.480
goes there with it i love i'm gonna tell him what kabbalah means he's fascinated by it but
01:34:41.960
um before he comes back he was saying something god it was so good or you were somebody just
01:34:48.360
five seconds ago before we got into kabbalah um what was it i said the only way you're allowed
01:34:55.880
to study kabbalah is through torah no i love that but even before then we were if you do it without
01:35:00.460
torah you get black magic oh satanism yeah satanism yeah but they all they all um they all know
01:35:07.800
everything that's holy to god and they um the satanists they know what's holy to god and uh
01:35:16.720
according to their beliefs and uh they like to uh humiliate god what do they do well they um
01:35:27.860
humiliate his words and his laws and his uh things he tells us not to do they do
01:35:37.680
they like to show god a thing or two oh you know actively go against it yeah like it doesn't matter
01:35:47.400
to us that we do this that you said not to do but i mean if they were really not the dark force
01:35:57.620
they would just be doing something completely different that didn't tie back right go against
01:36:03.580
it's one thing if you do something else don't be in this paradigm trying to mess it up i was
01:36:08.380
thinking about just go get your own paradigm where everybody's a liar and you all you know
01:36:13.420
rape each other and go move to an island somewhere it's like the when you i was thinking about like
01:36:19.320
a little kid lying to the to the parent about whatever about and then like it works and the
01:36:25.020
kids like like how much power you get out of that and how easy it is until you get caught and then
01:36:30.340
your whole reputation is obliterated but if you never get caught the amount of power of a simple
01:36:34.520
lie you can get so much with it no but it destroys your connection to god because you're holding that
01:36:41.700
inside go and and your mind and soul know that you lie and so these and they're like and so that
01:36:49.760
That triggers a response that comes in the form of self-talk that goes, I know you're a fucking thief.
01:37:07.340
The self-recrimination voice grows louder and louder.
01:37:11.260
And the only way you can silence it is to trick somebody else and feel the dopamine rush.
01:37:17.520
but then you retreat into the regret but uh it's a rat whale you know yeah yeah yeah deceiving is
01:37:28.000
annoying as fuck it's so distracting like you have to do i don't i don't like to do it i try
01:37:34.520
and do it as little as possible i don't like lying to people but i don't always say the truth
01:37:38.460
sometimes i discern like i'm gonna answer your question however i want to and i won't lie to
01:37:44.560
you i'll tell you but then there might be a situation where like it's life or death and i
01:37:47.980
have to lie i'm open to that reality well as long as you don't call it lie because um if it's done
01:37:56.040
with kindness then it's not a lie kindness is awesome yeah kindness is the thing so you're not
01:38:02.540
really lying if you're creating a kinder landing place for that person yeah kindness is interesting
01:38:12.020
i was studying the virtues and kindness is appreciation for what you have and the people
01:38:17.620
in your life as opposed to envy which is the sin opposite where it's this isn't good enough i'm not
01:38:23.140
you know i'm not and because kindness because of the appreciation you treat it well so it's not
01:38:27.880
actually being nice to people but you you are good to people that you appreciate and that
01:38:32.960
appreciation for things and people like having that oh it's such a good good feeling i loved
01:38:39.980
when i first got famous that i was able to uh you know throw out insulting lines and be kind of mean
01:38:48.040
but people would laugh because it was a joke but i really uh toyed with the ah shut up i'm busy
01:38:57.060
but they would laugh and then i'd laugh but um you know because i didn't mean it like that but
01:39:03.260
yes to see um the meanness thing and like that's why uh you know because i am naturally mean like
01:39:14.060
in my family and to my kids and friends i'm just meaner than hell verbally but it's always funny
01:39:21.040
but i just love uh mean jokes in the family it's just so fun what i figured out about meanness
01:39:30.520
let me know what you think about it in math the mean is the average of a system that's right yeah
01:39:35.400
yeah so when in real life you're mean to someone you're basically bringing them the back to
01:39:39.600
baseline if they're up here and there and you're like nah that's exactly it or if they're low you
01:39:44.160
be like get out of it come on yeah that's exactly it mean yeah the mean meaning yeah when they say
01:39:50.060
what is the meaning of life it's finding the average it's finding that middle that's literally
01:39:53.380
meaning is a verb a present tense verb wow yeah it's all about the middle path
01:39:59.300
and then if you do with kindness that's the way to do it just sharp direct agitate i don't know
01:40:07.040
agitate the right word sharp direct aggressive not always is it assertive how do you do it what
01:40:13.480
is your i just couldn't uh i don't have a good memory for lies plus i was so fragmented so i
01:40:22.020
just always had to tell the truth because that's the only thing i could remember oh i can't i
01:40:28.320
couldn't remember the lies i told them last week so i had to stay with the truth or if i lied
01:40:35.680
never see him again so you grew up telling the truth basically to a bunch of people and everyone
01:40:41.800
just loved you people just started loving you uh no they didn't love me at all they didn't like me
01:40:48.320
at all no one liked me then you got one super famous and what loved by everybody for like
01:40:55.700
99 point like what what yeah then it worked oh until you're an adult so you tried because i got
01:41:03.040
abused as not abused but i got pushed around as a kid because i was constantly trying to answer
01:41:06.440
the questions and math and constantly i'm like why are no other kids raising their hand i'd
01:41:10.040
and the teacher would be looking over me and like trying to ignore you yeah yeah and then the other
01:41:14.400
kids eventually i think i didn't realize till later took like who's this fucking know-it-all
01:41:18.260
and they pushed me into a locker or something like friends the next day would be like
01:41:21.700
shut up you and uh eventually it changed eventually that that obsessive honesty and
01:41:28.840
direct obsessive kindness started to pay off but only in my like early 20s what about you
01:41:35.300
well my dad was uh wanted to be a comedian and he always told he always uh was like don
01:41:47.260
Rickles kind of guy and usually people laugh he was a salesman too and he made like best salesman
01:41:54.440
stuff because he always had the uh cigarillo and the cocktail and would tell jokes everyone liked
01:42:02.060
him and uh but then there was always the time where he went too far hadn't got fired or in
01:42:11.380
trouble or something and i was thinking that way you get it yesterday daddy made me him
01:42:19.900
he made me be a comic he gave me i don't know he gave me so much knowledge of comedy
01:42:29.660
and jokes and now i'm just like daddy do you do math when you're doing jokes is it like a temporal
01:42:38.260
yeah it has to go like this but it's like music too i've talked to musicians but it's like
01:42:46.260
it's that you know still used to always talk to me about this it has to have it has to have a
01:42:56.380
musical has to have a it has to have a it has to have music when you do the da da at the end it's
01:43:03.300
like spreads into multiple tones that's what's cool that's why that was so popular that was so
01:43:08.960
awesome that is so awesome that we fray that final open sound yeah the voice thing yeah i
01:43:17.300
i've always been experimenting with my voice and uh my kids hate it when i sing of course i think
01:43:24.840
i'm the greatest singer i really do yeah but my kids are like i'm gonna kill myself not just
01:43:31.300
and all your grandchildren if you don't stop anybody and everybody to be fair do you have a
01:43:36.140
guitar shannon thinks i sing good she says she loves her singing it's not nobody loves your
01:43:42.600
singing my singing is loved by people who's singing i love no one loves your singing they do
01:43:49.940
though not see my kids just want to tear me down no no i love you i love you you're a great grandma
01:43:56.100
you're a great comic you're a brilliant writer i can go on list singing is not one of your talents
01:44:00.800
i am a fucking killer singer i am i made a whole album you can hear it yeah no it's it's passable
01:44:09.400
it's uh uh kid songs if you what's it called uh rocking with roseanne oh you know that's good
01:44:17.980
i gotta get a guitar do you guys have a guitar in the house we should no we have a piano can you
01:44:21.620
play mostly guitar some piano some piano mostly guitar and mom can sing we'll be a top top
01:44:28.620
The neuro-linguistic programming I'm into right now.
01:44:34.480
like don't fall down, you'll be like, stand up.
01:44:41.340
Because when you hear like, don't make a mistake,
01:44:43.480
people be like, make a mistake, make a mistake.
01:44:47.640
Oh, I meant to, maybe you could say you're a great singer.
01:44:51.500
And then the singing will slowly improve over time
01:44:57.280
Because I just, I mean, we're talking about being truth tellers.
01:45:02.440
Sing well would be the proper English, and no, neither well or good.
01:45:11.540
Like, someone can hear you sing and go, hey, that's not horrible.
01:45:15.180
But that doesn't necessarily mean you're good either.
01:45:17.020
See, they can't give me any positive for my singing career.
01:45:20.360
I could go down a list of 30 things you're feeling that.
01:45:22.140
I'm in the early 70s, and I want to sing on stage before I pass away, which isn't going to be that long.
01:45:30.240
It won't be long for the people in the audience either.
01:45:41.520
And you spray it in your mouth, and you can inhale it.
01:45:47.420
It is a freaking – like, you'll be gasping for air the first time.
01:45:52.500
But the stuff that will come out is, like, probably a lot of that gunk from months or if not weeks of smoking, like, huh, in one night.
01:46:04.900
It's also good for, like, topical if you ever get, like, a rash or a fungus.
01:46:08.940
Oh, your – if you want to clean your lungs out to improve the tightness.
01:46:14.340
Yeah, your vocal cords, you'll, like, lubricate them so you can pull them tighter to get those higher notes, get them more, like, specific.
01:46:25.240
I have had several singing teachers who thought I had a great voice.
01:46:33.100
So I imagine you'd be very good at singing, yeah.
01:46:48.980
No, there are times you sing and it's like, hey, she can.
01:47:04.400
When you're practicing music, too, it's kind of like working out.
01:47:08.440
Like no one wants to come smell you while you're working out.
01:47:17.880
I'm like, if you're an ear shot, sorry for the ear rape.
01:47:24.880
See, one of my biggest goals is to be a good singer, but I know I'm not.
01:47:32.880
And I finally came to terms with it and I felt a lot happier.
01:47:37.880
to do if you want to is cut out inflammation inducing foods um like sugar already done no
01:47:44.920
wonder we're not good sugar sugar alcohol it causes the vocal folds to inflame and then it's
01:47:49.480
harder to go i can't even talk the vulval glands of the vocal vocal cords uh and then cut out cut
01:47:57.560
out seed oils have you guys cut out yeah we're over there oh yeah we have no we don't do them
01:48:14.900
Most of the time she's right, but also she'll see one Instagram video.
01:48:19.260
She doesn't know why Jake doesn't lose weight with all the healthy meals she prepares for him,
01:48:24.380
but then she doesn't see him out there gobbling huge freaking cans of beer.
01:48:31.420
she knows it's beer yeah you would slim down like if you intermittent fasted 100 three weeks probably
01:48:36.620
he's not gonna you ever do it intermittent fasting i mean i've done my own version i've
01:48:41.620
gone three or four hours without eating before that's a step towards it when i'm asleep no
01:48:47.620
actually i don't i'll joke inside i don't eat much but i drink a lot and and it's definitely
01:48:52.020
drink related i think if i cut out drinking i'd be 185 right now i'm 220 you know what i didn't
01:48:57.660
drink for three weeks and i can't tell you how much did you lose it's repulsive i gotta quit
01:49:04.580
drinking i'm not allowed to do anything drink smoke uh your health is you have to start taking
01:49:11.800
it now i'm getting old and i have to friggin buckle down and me too do it or else you know
01:49:18.140
or i could just go have a stroke and drop dead yeah do like live till like 120 or something
01:49:24.600
let's do it why i mean make movies do it oh okay yeah let's do like a life extension are you
01:49:31.860
following all this stuff out of harvard david sinclair's work i don't trust harvard he really
01:49:36.220
the the telomeres are the end caps of your chromosomes the dna at the ends and what will
01:49:41.240
happen is if a cell divides the dna packages it all up into a chromosome this real tight package
01:49:46.660
and then when the cells divide if the new cell doesn't have enough energy because it misread
01:49:50.960
because of these things called sirtuins, these proteins.
01:49:57.520
So when it splits, one of them doesn't have enough.
01:49:59.200
It will clip off the end caps of the chromosome,
01:50:05.620
So if you can maintain these sirtuin measurements
01:50:17.660
Well, they have what's called nicotinamide mononucleotide, which is a chemical that your body actually produces.
01:50:28.540
They have what's called nicotinamide mononucleotide, which is a precursor to a chemical that your body produces.
01:50:33.820
So you take the NMN, nicotinamide mononucleotide, and then it causes your body to make nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide, which is NAD.
01:50:44.200
So you can either get it directly, NAD, or you can get your body to produce it.
01:50:53.060
So that with fasting, berberine, which lowers your blood pressure.
01:51:00.100
And they've extracted and created what's called metformin.
01:51:03.480
That's a medicine for diabetes that comes from berberine.
01:51:06.040
So you can go directly with the berberine for the low blood pressure.
01:51:08.880
And fasting, risveratrol, which is the chemical in purple fruits.
01:51:13.000
purple that purple and uh what what i've heard is like resveratrol is like the gas in the tank
01:51:19.860
and the the berberine is like well the resveratrol is like the gas in the tank to to get the feel
01:51:29.060
for it i don't want to muddy the the metaphor too much but with these things with the berberine and
01:51:32.540
the the resveratrol and then this nmn and then fasting and they're like getting i mean the jury
01:51:39.160
is still they're still figuring out how long you can live but like some people usually get younger
01:51:44.040
like you can regrow telomeres that's cool yeah it's better than adrenochrome i already like it
01:51:50.500
better have you had adrenochrome no have you no i can't no i don't think it's oxidized adrenaline
01:51:56.260
yeah people that's wild yeah it's it's terror i don't like blood magic like i'm into i'm okay
01:52:03.800
with dark magic but the problem with dark magic is it hurts everybody i've tried to like focus
01:52:07.960
i want that girl to die like i did that one time in my life and then my mom got sick i'm like oh
01:52:12.360
black magic just hits about you yeah and i was giving off the blackness that's why candace is
01:52:17.820
going crazy and same with white magic you want to heal one person you give off the healing energy
01:52:22.140
so i've gotten away from black magic but blood magic is like a no i've never that's what they're
01:52:27.780
all doing and anyways there ain't no such thing as magic well i define it as magnetism like a
01:52:34.760
connecting things to like like in blood there's iron which is magnetic so until we get that okay
01:52:41.840
and then the aztecs probably were cutting people open and then using that magnetism in the blood
01:52:47.700
and they would like flow down chambers and it would create a charge and they're getting like
01:52:51.900
yeah that's probably true god and there's other ways to get there though i think yeah than that
01:52:57.500
i think there's more pleasant ways yeah yeah deep transcendental meditation i mean yeah
01:53:01.860
worship of god in general i don't know what they were just looking at stuff outside
01:53:06.560
gosh we forgot we forgot everything good that's why i'm into communicating with my thoughts i was
01:53:13.180
calling it emoting so like instead of using word hello like good to see you think the words instead
01:53:19.160
of say the words and it kind of brings back this old um body language communication think a word
01:53:48.840
but I get a sense of their general body language.
01:54:24.840
i about shit myself when you said correct because i had grass oh okay and i was like
01:54:32.140
okay i got the then you said great and you very well the body language you're using might have
01:54:36.980
implied gr something i could tell maybe we're gonna get it soon i'm gonna give you one yeah
01:55:45.020
well it was wonderful to have you here i'm brain dead now i feel loose like a jellyfish
01:55:52.520
yeah we gotta have you i mean i always say this to people but i really love talking to you yes
01:55:57.380
fun when are you in texas next i'm sorry oh i don't have any plans now but let's schedule
01:56:02.240
something i'll fly down i can't believe you learn all these words like hypo
01:56:06.020
clavorian or clavorian with the zedox on the bottom i think you know all them words yeah
01:56:25.080
I'll be like and I'll see the word where it was
01:56:41.980
Maybe I'm your grandma or your mom and I'm dying and all I want to do is do an ayahuasca and I don't know.
01:56:50.600
Oh, yeah, they could go to the jungle in the middle of the movie.
01:56:52.560
Yeah, he convinced you to do all this stuff and then you do it.
01:57:02.660
It had the best ending where the guy chooses suicide.
01:57:06.120
and uh so for the suicide center it made you i guess the reason was so all people will kill
01:57:14.240
themselves but he goes to the suicide center of a ruined it's a ruined world and they show this
01:57:22.120
film of like birds water all the beautiful things of nature and tears just run down his face because
01:57:30.300
he's never seen it and he's so happy to see it before he dies and they turn him into dog food
01:57:37.420
yeah soylent green is people they they they give the guy that vision before they yeah they that's
01:57:43.320
how you suicide center you died that way well then they eat you we didn't even talk about made
01:57:50.100
oh yeah and then they ate you dude oh i didn't see the movie i saw the simpsons where they
01:57:54.720
referenced it yeah they're silent greatest that's what it's from or how to how to serve man the
01:58:00.340
twilight zone episode oh yeah it's a cookbook it's a cookbook that's what it was that one too
01:58:05.500
but they're both always been here they've been they've been flirting with uh the truth in our
01:58:10.920
remember when we just used to see shrunken heads from africa yeah and we knew huh
01:58:15.480
they shrunk a guy's head yeah yeah what was that well they pretty much skin them off the bone
01:58:25.620
yeah and then soak them in tide or something i don't know and what was the point of that i never
01:58:31.300
well it wasn't the men you killed oh that's your bragging rights oh it's a trophy like a serial
01:58:36.440
killer oh i didn't know that was like taxidermy yeah so they didn't rot one last one last question
01:58:42.780
i gotta know if someone if jake so i'll use you an example i'll ask rosanna i'll ask you
01:58:47.540
if jake ate a piece of human flesh i do not even want to talk he's not going i already said i
01:58:53.560
wanted to try it i know but this is why i'm asking i want to get ahead of this one well yeah 30 years
01:58:57.940
ago he did it once yeah it happened is he still a cannibal oh that's a good question but what if
01:59:03.320
he stole something 30 years ago is he still a thief yeah what if i was just experimenting if
01:59:09.520
If you just homoed somebody once, you're a homo.
01:59:13.700
You don't just blow a dude and you're not gay anymore.
01:59:25.240
No, but I feel for those that have had it on accident.
01:59:28.360
Like Reza Aslan sampled it on CNN on a beach kind of under duress
01:59:32.840
because he was hanging out with these cannibals.
01:59:35.400
And then they're like, once a cannibal, always a cannibal.
01:59:41.880
Well, anybody who would say, I'm going to try human meat, you're out of here, pal.
01:59:52.640
When I am the matron, or the, what is it, king, queen, monarch of the entire frigging
02:00:01.380
planet, what should happen, because I know how to run shit.
02:00:04.840
But I would just say anybody who is going to do that is out of here.
02:00:18.860
Well, I think if it's under trickery and duress, then you didn't choose it, so that's a why.
02:00:29.600
It could get you addicted to human meat, which is a problem.
02:00:37.200
Have you met a lot of cannibals over the years?
02:00:44.340
We probably did know cannibals because now we find out everyone in Hollywood's one.
02:00:50.800
Because technically, if you're drinking adrenochrome, that's kind of.
02:00:58.680
I think if you're making cakes that are shaped like a human, like that what's-her-name black magic friend of Jay-Z.
02:01:08.660
I think you're a cannibal if you're eating the shape of a human.
02:01:28.400
And told me to keep it and keep it nice or else.
02:01:40.200
And it would have been you that you were hurting.
02:01:59.400
You know, mind over matter, you know, it's all God.
02:02:03.440
The placebo effect, I mean, it's 30% effective.
02:02:06.820
I think the human mind is so spectacularly capable of so many things that we haven't even explored yet.
02:02:12.640
And I think that those kind of things, you know, that deal with mind over matter and the power of the human mind to create new shapes and new systems.
02:02:24.960
and i think we haven't even gone there yet but that's our next frontier a great thinking yeah
02:02:32.520
picturing the fifth dimension where it's like this wave of infinite possible realities that
02:02:37.520
coalesce through the fourth dimension into this thing and i'm like then i think about the sixth
02:02:41.940
dimension where it's like ah where it's a bunch of possible fifth dimensions of flow and i'm like
02:02:46.720
what in the fuck yeah but that just letting that new i guess they're building neural pathways is
02:02:52.060
what it's doing yeah it is it is okay i always say hooking up severed wires to other severed
02:02:56.940
wires because they severed all our wires with this non-stop horror and electricity yeah oh
02:03:03.780
electricity electricity is doing wonders on our brain like not necessarily all good
02:03:08.300
causing all sorts of static and deformation with the neural stuff i bet it is too they were talking
02:03:14.240
at 5g but i don't know i i just i just uh i'm never on them earth i'm never in them earth
02:03:24.780
thoughts when you shabazz out are you away from electricity completely do you like
02:03:30.540
yeah i'm supposed to be with no electricity and nothing just just her laptop yeah i can't give
02:03:37.060
that up and i already made peace with that fighting with rabbis i don't care what they say
02:03:42.520
when the power goes out it's like another form of like deep spiritual connection i i want to keep
02:03:50.200
you buddy i mean what are you guys gonna rap it however you want i mean while i was talking talk
02:03:56.200
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