The Saad Truth with Dr. Saad - August 01, 2025


A Few Snippets from Kamala Harris's Forthcoming Book! (The Saad Truth with Dr. Saad_858)


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5 minutes

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Word count

768

Sentence count

61

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Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

2

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Hate speech

1

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Summary

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An excerpt from Kamala Harris' upcoming book, "Kamala Harris: A Memoir" by The Lobotomized Cackler, written by a man who has no idea what he's talking about.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Hi everybody, this is Gatsat for the Sad Truth. I'm delighted to report that I received a few
00:00:08.180 passages to review from the lobotomized cackler's new book, Kamala Harris. And so I'd like to read 0.78
00:00:18.660 you a few sections. I think I was wrong because it does look quite riveting. You ready? Here we go.
00:00:25.860 He looked at the sand, picking up a handful. He wondered how many grains were in his hand.
00:00:33.960 Hundreds of thousands? Not enough, he said under his breath. I need more.
00:00:41.320 The picket fence had stood for years without any issue. That's all it was, a simple white picket
00:00:49.360 fence. Why it had all of a sudden become a lightning rod within the community was still
00:00:55.020 unbelievable to most. Yet a community that had once lived in harmony was now divided in bitter
00:01:02.480 hatred and it had everything to do with the white picket fence. Another option you have is
00:01:10.520 choosing the number of syllables in the words you speak. You probably have never considered this
00:01:20.360 option before. But you have it every time you open your mouth and speak. You make so many choices like
00:01:28.660 this that you never even think about. But you have the choice with each one. What are you going to do
00:01:37.260 with this knowledge? She sat deep and thought. The next word that came out of her mouth would likely be
00:01:44.640 the most important word of her life. It had to be exact with no possibility of being
00:01:52.640 misinterpreted. She was ready. She looked deeply into his eyes and said, octopus.
00:02:02.700 I guess we could discuss the implications of the phrase meant to be. That is, if we wanted to drown
00:02:09.920 ourselves in a sea of backwardly referential semantics and other mumbo-jumbo, maybe such a
00:02:18.200 discussion would result in the determination that meant to be is exactly as meaningless a phrase as it
00:02:25.880 seems to be, and that none of us is actually meant to be doing anything at all.
00:02:32.100 But that's my existential underpants, underpinnings, showing. It's the way the cookie crumbles.
00:02:42.980 And now, I want a cookie.
00:02:52.200 He knew what he was supposed to do. That had been apparent from the beginning. That was what made the
00:03:00.980 choice so difficult. What he was supposed to do and what he would do were not the same.
00:03:09.700 This would have been fine if he were willing to face the inevitable consequences. But he wasn't.
00:03:19.540 She had come to the conclusion that you could tell a lot about a person by their ears. The way they
00:03:26.580 struck out and the size of the earlobes could give you wonderful insights into the person.
00:03:33.380 Of course, she couldn't scientifically prove any of this, but that didn't matter to her.
00:03:40.020 Before anything else, she would size up the ears of the person she was talking to.
00:03:46.580 All right. So this is an excerpt from Kamala Harris' upcoming book, which, as you can see,
00:03:54.820 it's quite riveting. It's good stuff. All right. Let me come clean in case you don't understand what
00:04:02.340 this is. As I explained already in this masterpiece in The Parasitic Mind, that which cannot withstand
00:04:10.900 satire cannot be true. Earlier today, I went to Grok and I asked Grok, can you generate 1,000-word
00:04:20.900 random gibberish in the satirical form of Kamala Harris? And it got back to me saying,
00:04:27.780 oh, no, I can't do that. It would be mean and so on. So I quickly started to look for other random
00:04:33.220 generators. There is one that generates random postmodernist gibberish, but I wanted something.
00:04:41.940 Kamala Harris is not intelligent enough to even come up with the multisyllabic words that the 0.97
00:04:47.460 postmodernist degenerates come up with. And so I went to a site. Let me see what the site is called.
00:04:54.340 It's HTTPS colon double, uh, you know, uh, whatever the thing is, random word generator dot com slash
00:05:09.380 paragraph dot PHP. Anyways, I'll put it in the description section. I promise you that what I
00:05:16.500 just read there and, and believe me, I usually can keep my, uh, you know, stay in character. Uh,
00:05:24.260 it was, it was tough to read all that stuff. Uh, I can assure you that whatever the cackler comes out
00:05:30.740 with in the book that she'll write, uh, will be a lot worse than anything that I was able to generate
00:05:38.260 here. Unbelievable. I don't know what her advance is, but imagine that this just imbecile will be 1.00
00:05:45.460 getting an advance, probably more money than I have made in my entire life. 0.99
00:05:53.380 The world is unfair people. Have a good evening. Cheers.