The StoneZONE with Roger Stone - March 27, 2025


Catturd ｜ 03-26-25

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Roger Stone Troy Smith Jake Novak
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Donald Trump Cat Turd Don Trump Jr. Jasmine Crockett Mike Johnson Dan Bongino Matt Gaetz Joe Biden Dan Stock Gordon Oscar Anna Paulina Luna E. Jean Carroll Anderson Cooper Jimmy Petronas Elise Stefanik Ronald Reagan Eric Burleson Tim Burchett Kash Patel and 12 more
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On this episode of The Stone Zone, host John Rocha is joined by his good friend and fellow podcaster, Cat Turd, to discuss the latest in the swatting scandal and how the media should be handling it.

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00:00:00.000 We're back in the stone zone with one of my favorite voices on the internet, a cat turd.
00:00:06.540 Cat turd, I think I read that you had been swatted. Tell folks what that is and why it's so dangerous.
00:00:14.220 Yeah, well, it's just, it's attempted murder is what it is.
00:00:18.320 So this is the fourth time I've been swatted. I'm a veteran of it now.
00:00:23.160 But what they do is they just, somebody calls, and in my case, they said, if I can remember this one right, there's been so many, that I had killed my son and my wife, which, you know, I'm not married.
00:00:36.980 I don't have a son. And then I was going to kill the cops when they got there.
00:00:40.980 So what it does is they try to create a panic, and this was 2 a.m. in the morning, by the way.
00:00:47.960 And they try to get either, you know, somebody, like, what happens if you're armed and people start trying to come through your door in the middle of the night?
00:00:56.120 First thing you do is grab your, you know, your protection.
00:00:59.080 And then the cops, of course, are on high alert.
00:01:01.340 What they try to do is just get you murdered.
00:01:03.760 And it should be charges like that, too.
00:01:05.960 It should be charged, attempted murder.
00:01:08.480 Lucky for me, I live in a small town.
00:01:10.820 Of course, the first time, which was a few years ago, every cop in the county came pretty much to my property and, you know, with guns drawn and everything.
00:01:23.620 But since then, I've gotten to know all the local cops and all the local people.
00:01:28.340 So now, you know, for me, they just kind of call me and say, you're getting swatted again.
00:01:33.560 So, but a lot of people aren't like that.
00:01:35.660 You know, they're in bigger towns, and it's a little bit worse for them.
00:01:40.820 Yeah, I have a long list of my friends this has happened to.
00:01:43.360 I'm not going to say their names because it just endangers, it just, I think, energizes some miscreants to go out and phone in new swatting on some of them.
00:01:53.260 It's extraordinarily dangerous, but it's not surprising when you have members of Congress like Jasmine Crockett escorting people to violence,
00:02:02.200 basically urging people to attack the Tesla charging stations, Tesla dealerships, individual Tesla owners and drivers.
00:02:12.800 This is this is all the Democrat Party seems to have left.
00:02:15.960 I mean, I also saw her assault reporter actually saw the video last night.
00:02:20.380 But I guess she's had some kind of immunity because she's a member of Congress.
00:02:24.640 But this entire coordinated attack on Tesla, it's disgusting. 0.68
00:02:30.680 It's un-American. 0.82
00:02:32.580 I really hope that that Kash Patel and Pam Bondi, the attorney general, can get to the bottom of it.
00:02:39.080 Yeah, and, you know, they just got Dan Bongino in there.
00:02:43.460 But, yeah, so just, you know, so the difference between my swattings, you know, I was swatted three times during the Biden regime and nothing ever happened.
00:02:52.720 And this time when I was swatted, I was instantly a few days later contacted by the FBI and given an FBI, you know, person I can call and a phone number.
00:03:02.560 And so, I mean, the difference was night and day.
00:03:06.120 I mean, somebody was immediately on it, investigating it.
00:03:10.020 So I'm going to ask you this.
00:03:11.800 You see the Democrats have their panties in a twist about the whole signal story.
00:03:17.060 Yeah.
00:03:17.340 In which there was a debate among the top advisers, the secretary of defense, the head of the CIA, the national security adviser, the director of national intelligence.
00:03:30.340 It's a debate before carrying out the president's directive to attack the terrorist Houthis, who have been attacking American interests now for two and a half years without any response from us.
00:03:45.500 I think this is just the old legacy media running a test to see whether they still have the power to get scalps like they did during Trump's first term.
00:03:54.700 What do you make of it?
00:03:55.400 Exactly what it is.
00:03:56.720 They're trying to pull, you know, this off and see if they can get everybody mad and uproar.
00:04:01.540 And the Republicans, they got to quit playing that game.
00:04:04.040 You know, they have the gavel in the Senate. 0.76
00:04:06.800 They have the gavel in the House.
00:04:07.980 They don't have to have any of these hearings.
00:04:09.660 They don't have to do any of this.
00:04:11.080 They should have just put out a statement that it should have been real simple.
00:04:15.340 It should have been the operation was a success.
00:04:18.940 Nothing classified was leaked. 0.89
00:04:20.460 The Atlantic is a famous for being liars and fake news.
00:04:25.260 And that's all we need to talk about it.
00:04:26.800 And that's what the Republicans are going to have to start doing.
00:04:29.580 Don't play into the game. 0.98
00:04:30.900 Yeah, this reporter, Goldberg, was the one who specifically wrote the false story that Donald Trump had referred in a foreign cemetery to veterans who had given their life in the service of their country as suckers and losers. 0.98
00:04:46.500 Yeah, the same guy.
00:04:47.580 There were 14 people present when this allegedly happened.
00:04:50.980 Only one of them, General John Kelly, a guy with an axe to grind, he got canned by Donald Trump for insubordination and incompetence.
00:05:00.400 He's the same guy that remembered suddenly days before the election that Donald Trump had allegedly said that he wished more of his generals had been like Hitler.
00:05:08.860 For some reason, that memory on his part was repressed for four years.
00:05:12.760 He finally remembered it just days before the last general election.
00:05:15.920 This guy had an epiphany.
00:05:18.040 Yeah, it's almost laughable.
00:05:21.360 And they've changed it in the last 12 hours from top secret to secret to classified.
00:05:28.340 And today, oh, it was sensitive.
00:05:30.500 You know, they just keep downgrading it.
00:05:32.980 Yeah, it's just it's raw politics.
00:05:35.160 I think people can see this.
00:05:36.700 What do you say about these activist federal judges who seem to be countermanding the decisions made in the last presidential election, whether it is saying that the president cannot deport terrorists and dangerous criminals or whether it is judge saying that he cannot ban men from playing in women's sports,
00:05:59.300 or whether it's yet another federal judge saying that he cannot ban transgender people from being in our military, yet another judge saying that Elon Musk and his doge operation to ferret out waste, fraud and corruption in federal spending,
00:06:17.720 of which he's found not millions, not billions, that he can't have access to social security records.
00:06:25.680 It seems to me that they are just countermanding the will of the American people.
00:06:30.040 And it's easy to have Republicans and Trump supporters say, oh, impeach them, impeach them.
00:06:37.400 But impeaching a federal judge is a very serious step.
00:06:40.220 It requires an indictment in the House, which is like charges, and then a full trial in the Senate and two thirds of the Senate to remove one of these tyrannical judges.
00:06:51.120 Not easy.
00:06:51.860 What do you think?
00:06:52.780 You're never going to get them removed.
00:06:54.580 The thing about impeachment is if you could get the if you could get Republicans to do it, but they won't do it because they never stick together.
00:07:00.320 At least you can have a trial and run them through the mud a little bit.
00:07:03.440 But the truth is, at some point, Trump and them is going to have to make a decision either.
00:07:09.580 The whole four years is done.
00:07:11.800 And these little judges from these little districts, these little liberal districts are going to run the country.
00:07:17.220 He's going to run it.
00:07:17.940 And they're just going to have to do it.
00:07:19.180 And I'm sorry.
00:07:20.520 That's what I mean.
00:07:21.540 Look at look at Joe Biden.
00:07:23.020 He didn't defy a little district somewhere over there in Delaware.
00:07:29.980 He defied the Supreme Court with the ruling of paying back the student loans.
00:07:35.520 But they had the right approach when they finally told the judge, I think, yesterday, Bonnie said, you know, these are top secrets.
00:07:42.080 And we're not answering any more of your questions.
00:07:43.900 And we're not going to do anything else about it.
00:07:46.720 I mean, you got, you know, they got that guy and three blue-haired law clerks behind him.
00:07:52.880 And there's really nothing they can do about it.
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00:08:05.500 What about thickeners and added sugars?
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00:08:23.560 If it's Goya, it has to be good.
00:08:26.320 Yeah, I had former Congressman Matt Gaetz on the show the other day.
00:08:30.660 He's an attorney.
00:08:31.820 I'm not.
00:08:32.260 But he takes the same position, which is the president should only obey the ruling of a three-judge appeals panel.
00:08:39.400 And that in every one of these cases, the judge has usurped his executive authority in violation of the Constitution.
00:08:48.940 On the other hand, they're used to having their way.
00:08:52.420 They have had their way for so long.
00:08:55.780 I agree with you.
00:08:57.240 I think Speaker Johnson, who I like, by the way, and I think has a near impossible job, he's got a very, shall we say, diverse caucus.
00:09:05.840 So half his members are what we call rhinos.
00:09:09.540 Those are Republicans in name only.
00:09:11.860 They're only interested in getting a paycheck, getting reelected, and that's kind of it.
00:09:18.620 They don't want to rock the boat.
00:09:20.420 They don't want to do anything controversial.
00:09:22.780 They have no real interest in making government smaller, less intrusive.
00:09:27.060 They give lip service to the America First agenda.
00:09:30.220 They have to support President Donald Trump, the same way they had to support President Ronald Reagan, because they are so popular back in their districts.
00:09:38.300 In fact, in most cases, they're more popular than the member of Congress.
00:09:42.300 But they really don't have any belly for the fight.
00:09:45.200 And then you've got the other members, the radicals, as it were, people like Tim Burchett and Eric Burleson and Anna Polina Luna and other brawlers who understand they were sent to Washington to bring legitimate change.
00:10:02.600 And poor Mike Johnson's got to get a majority for anything he wants to do.
00:10:07.580 It's like herding cats.
00:10:09.260 It's got to be extraordinarily difficult.
00:10:11.020 Yeah, it's, you know, if we had a 20-seat majority, then he could get about anything done he wanted to do.
00:10:17.860 But when you got, and then, of course, you know, that we have the, I call them the moral principles crowd, who they just don't like Trump.
00:10:25.200 And no matter what he votes on, they're going to vote no and then claim the high road.
00:10:29.880 And then the truth is, they just don't like him.
00:10:33.100 Well, and I'm going to be honest with you.
00:10:35.180 We have three upcoming special elections.
00:10:38.000 Now, they're in districts that are, you know, went heavily for Donald Trump in the last election.
00:10:43.720 They're in districts that are nominally Republican districts.
00:10:47.820 But I have seen some early polling that shows that left Democrats are energized because they're angry that the deep state is being taken down and exposed.
00:10:58.660 And Republicans are, we're kind of fat and happy because Trump is doing such a great job.
00:11:03.340 And he's doing essentially all the things he said he would do in the election that I think turnout is going to be skewed.
00:11:10.800 So I'm highly confident we win Matt Gaetz's seat, Jimmy Petronis, who is the state CFO.
00:11:17.960 He was the only who called me just as soon as I got swatted, by the way.
00:11:21.500 He's a good guy.
00:11:22.140 He was the first one who contacted me when I got swatted again.
00:11:25.600 He is a very good guy.
00:11:26.940 He's a very decent human being.
00:11:28.780 He's a gentleman.
00:11:29.540 He's a fine public servant.
00:11:31.120 He's going to be a great congressman.
00:11:32.600 But I also think in that other upstate district, which is Mike Walsh district, which is leading Republican, but not as solidly Republican, I think it is a race.
00:11:42.400 I think we will win it.
00:11:43.520 Yeah.
00:11:43.940 But district six.
00:11:44.980 I wouldn't be surprised if the president and the vice president, maybe Don Trump Jr.
00:11:49.880 and others need to get in there and campaign.
00:11:52.160 They do because they're outspending.
00:11:54.040 By the way, they're outspending.
00:11:55.880 They're outspending almost 100 to one down there.
00:11:59.500 Well, and then there's and then there's, of course, the district of Elise Stefanik, New York 21.
00:12:05.960 Now, that seat is not technically vacant because she has not yet resigned.
00:12:09.560 I think she's waiting for the two seats in Florida to be filled.
00:12:15.380 I think, by the way, that her appointment is among the very best appointments.
00:12:19.220 She's going to be a great U.N. ambassador. 1.00
00:12:20.800 But that district, the Democrat, who's a local farmer, whose families lived in the district for many decades, he never mentions in his advertising that he's a Democrat.
00:12:32.280 He's running on a two part platform.
00:12:34.420 He wants to close our border and he thinks we should ferret out waste, fraud and corruption.
00:12:40.200 In other words, he's running as a de facto Republican.
00:12:43.420 But he has two million dollars in the bank, courtesy of Hakeem Jeffries and AOC.
00:12:50.460 And Republicans don't have a primary.
00:12:53.640 The voters don't get to choose.
00:12:56.100 They're looking at State Senator Dan Steck, who refused to endorse Trump in 2016 and 2024,
00:13:03.320 and who also voted in the state Senate for that very clever change in law, which extended the statute of limitations by many decades to allow E. Jean Carroll to file this phony sexual assault legal case against Donald Trump,
00:13:22.820 where she won an 80 million dollar judgment from a from a Manhattan jury.
00:13:28.300 It was very amazing to me because she claimed on the day she was assaulted, she was wearing a particular dress and was proven that that dress, a designer dress, had not yet even been designed and sold.
00:13:39.160 The same woman who told CNN that she found the whole idea of rape sexy, I believe was what she said. 0.97
00:13:50.280 Anderson Cooper, she said it was rape was sexy and he went, cut, let's go to a commercial. 1.00
00:13:56.500 And then she started hitting on him, he's gay. 0.82
00:13:59.000 But the guy who voted to change the law to allow that prosecution, Dan Steck, is a heavy contender for that seat.
00:14:07.460 I don't know why Trump supporters would be motivated to come out and vote for him.
00:14:12.820 It remains to be seen.
00:14:14.280 Again, party leaders, not the voters, will choose the nominee.
00:14:18.580 I've been thinking about the 2028 ticket.
00:14:23.100 Here's my thinking, a catcher.
00:14:24.760 Tell me what you think.
00:14:25.460 They should probably flip a coin.
00:14:27.200 How about AOC for president and Jasmine Crockett for vice president?
00:14:31.660 Or maybe they should be the other way around. 1.00
00:14:34.360 They're so dumb. 1.00
00:14:36.380 They're so dumb. 1.00
00:14:37.260 They'd probably pick that. 1.00
00:14:39.260 And I don't even know why Tampon Tim's out there.
00:14:41.940 By the way, I'm the one that came up with that name.
00:14:43.900 I was about to ask you about that.
00:14:45.580 Yeah, so the way Tampon Tim, the name came out was, I was actually in a doctor's office in a waiting room.
00:14:54.140 And I started getting a bunch of messages.
00:14:55.900 I was looking down at my Twitter account.
00:14:57.460 And Dan Bongino on his podcast had said, did a call out to me.
00:15:03.140 He said, hey, Cat Turd, you got to come up with a name for Tim.
00:15:06.420 He's like, he has tampons in the men's room, which I didn't know nothing about at the time.
00:15:10.540 He said it's, you know, Tampon Guy or the Tampon Guy or something.
00:15:15.060 But come up with a name for it.
00:15:16.400 And so I just like posted Tampon Tim and boy, did that stick.
00:15:20.780 Yeah, it really did stick.
00:15:22.500 I saw him yesterday.
00:15:24.340 First, he was cheering that the Tesla stock was headed down.
00:15:27.340 And then he realized that the state pension fund in his state of Minnesota had over, I think, three and a half million dollars worth of stock was taking a beating, hurting the state employees.
00:15:42.480 If you're just tuning in, folks, we're talking to Cat Turd here in the Stone Zone on the red Apple audio networks.
00:15:49.920 Here we talk politics and we tell it to you straight.
00:15:52.820 This is where you can get the stone cold truth.
00:15:56.080 Don't go away.
00:15:57.080 We'll be right back.
00:15:58.080 I want to ask Cat Turd about Disney's new movie, Snow White, why it's losing money and a bunch of other political topics.
00:16:06.800 Whatever you do, don't touch that dial.
00:16:09.840 And we're back with one of the most vibrant voices on X.
00:16:14.220 That is my friend Cat Turd.
00:16:16.320 Cat Turd, as I said in the beginning, one of the things I love about you is your love for the critters.
00:16:21.040 It's the four-legged kind.
00:16:24.020 How many dogs do you have on your property today?
00:16:30.160 Well, so right now I have five dogs and six cats.
00:16:33.520 So I got 11 pets right now.
00:16:35.640 And it fluctuates, you know, Gordon.
00:16:37.340 Sometimes I find them and I keep them.
00:16:40.560 Sometimes I try to find them new homes.
00:16:42.540 It's just, Gordon, you know how the situation is.
00:16:45.660 I recently had one of my old cats died about a month ago.
00:16:51.040 She was almost 16, but, you know, that happens when they get older.
00:16:56.760 It's rough.
00:16:58.220 It's very hard.
00:16:59.060 They become like a member of your family.
00:17:01.220 My wife and I had a three-legged dog.
00:17:03.940 He was a Wheaton Terrier.
00:17:05.420 We named him Oscar.
00:17:07.000 My wife found him on the side of the road.
00:17:08.760 He had evidently been hit by a car.
00:17:12.220 He had one of his front left leg was badly mangled.
00:17:15.580 We took him directly to the vet.
00:17:16.980 We couldn't save his leg, unfortunately.
00:17:19.960 It had to be amputated.
00:17:21.120 But I must tell you, Oscar got around pretty darn good on three legs.
00:17:25.960 He was amazing.
00:17:26.980 I could throw the Frisbee, and he would run after it.
00:17:30.240 He was not young when we got him.
00:17:31.760 And I miss him every day.
00:17:33.460 He lived a long and happy life with us.
00:17:35.600 My wife won't let me go to the local pet store on Saturdays.
00:17:40.340 They have essentially a pet adoption day where you have all these homeless pets.
00:17:44.980 I would come home with a carload full of dogs.
00:17:47.340 Yeah, it's hard.
00:17:49.200 All mine, every cat I got left came out of the woods.
00:17:54.400 I found one in Louisiana on a job years ago,
00:17:57.440 and then the dogs I just found on the side of the road,
00:18:00.220 starving to death or abandoned.
00:18:01.500 And I've never been to a pet shelter and grabbed one.
00:18:05.700 They just all kind of come to me.
00:18:07.080 I had 13 recently.
00:18:08.520 I've had two die in the last year that were old.
00:18:12.080 My old dog, Smiles, who was – I don't even know how –
00:18:15.900 the doctor said he thought he was anywhere from 12 to 13.
00:18:20.560 He was old when I found him, and he lived with me six years.
00:18:23.280 So he almost made 20.
00:18:25.500 He was old.
00:18:27.520 This is breaking news.
00:18:30.140 I see the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals, no surprise there,
00:18:33.260 blocks the Trump administration from deporting violent gang members
00:18:37.680 via the Alien Enemies Act of 1798.
00:18:41.360 This is the same D.C. Court of Appeals
00:18:43.820 who essentially sat on my appeal of a gag order
00:18:48.360 in which I was not allowed to defend myself in any medium at all,
00:18:52.620 radio, television, online, when I was falsely accused
00:18:56.860 in the Russian collusion hoax.
00:18:58.400 And rather than rule on that, they sat on it for eight months
00:19:03.280 while I was sustaining horrific damage from the Washington Post and CNN,
00:19:08.860 lying, repeatedly calling me a traitor to my country,
00:19:11.700 saying that I was a Russian intelligence asset,
00:19:14.840 that I had colluded with others,
00:19:16.960 that I had received stolen documents
00:19:19.060 and passed them on to the Trump campaign, 100% false,
00:19:22.360 no evidence of any of that presented by the government.
00:19:26.180 But then the day before my trial,
00:19:30.120 the same appeals court that says Trump can't deport dangerous terrorists
00:19:35.180 ruled that my motion wasn't ripe for a decision
00:19:39.000 because I had not first asked the judge
00:19:41.380 who placed the gag order on me to remove it.
00:19:45.980 And that's the state of justice in the District of Columbia.
00:19:50.100 All right, I'm afraid we have to leave it there.
00:19:51.720 I want to thank my guest, Cat Turd,
00:19:53.600 for joining me today in the Stone Zone.
00:19:55.280 We've tried to give you the stone-cold truth.
00:19:58.220 I thank you again, my friend, for being with us.
00:20:00.540 Thanks, Roger. I appreciate it.
00:20:01.780 All right, folks, you've been listening to the Stone Zone.
00:20:04.060 Until we meet again, well, yes,
00:20:06.560 God bless you and Godspeed.
00:20:09.180 And, yeah, God bless America.