Tim Dillon: Disney, Boomers, and the Creepy Corporations that Pretend to Love You
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In this episode of the Tucker Carlson Show, Tucker sits down with comedian, writer, and podcaster, Mark Phillips, to discuss his thoughts on Disney World and whether or not it is a good place to take your kids. Mark has been a long time supporter of the theme parks and has been involved in the protests against them for years. He has also been a member of the Disney World community and has written many articles in support of their efforts to make the parks more accessible for disabled people. He is also a regular contributor to the New York Times, and is the author of the book, "Disney World: The Dark Side of Disneyland" which is out now! If you haven't checked out the book yet, be sure to check it out and tell us what you think about it in the comments section below! You can also join our FB group, and join the conversation by using the hashtag , and tag on or to be featured on the next episode of The Tucker Carlson Show! Subscribe to our new podcast, , we promise to bring you the most honest content, the most Honest interviews we can provide without fear or favor, without fear and without fear. We re not doing that, we re not going to do that! We promise not to shy away from the truth, we promise not from it, we ll tell you the truth without fear, without favor or fear, we won t do that. And we promise no matter what you want to know what you need to know about the truth you can do about it. Thank you for listening to the truth about it, you llseriously, we'll tell you about it? we'll give you the honest content you can expect the truth and you'll get it, and we're not doing it, not that you'll hear it, right here's not that, you'll know it, it's not gonna be that, right, you're not gonna get that, not gonna know that, and you won't have it, so you'll have it right here, right will you'll be able to listen to it, will you know that right, right won't be that? You'll get some of that, yes you'll learn it, yes they'll get the truth of it, they'll have that, it'll be it, you'll not have it that's right, right will have it!
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do you have strong feelings about disney yeah i do it's terrible you think disney's terrible
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i think it's become terrible i kind of agree with that but i can't quite articulate why
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well it's lazy disney's lazy it's the only it's the you know it's like you know when people take
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their kids on vacation there it's like i understand it but there's other places to go
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that are real that have actual history you could teach your kids about the country you could teach
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them about anything you could teach them about things that have actually happened i don't think
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disney world is a terrible place to go but you shouldn't be doing it every year there's people
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that go every year there's people that go without children there's people that go without children
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why yes because people are sick i mean there's this whole you know there's this whole uh group
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of disney adults people that really enjoy disney world they meet their wives at disney world they
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meet their husbands at disney world and that yet somehow then not procreate uh and they love it and
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they say they remain children forever and which i don't think is the goal of life um and yeah i just
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think it's uh you know it's it's uh upsetting when i see it so it's like it's like an emotional
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retardation that gets yeah you you're looking at people that are stunted um they're they're unable
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for whatever reason to access other there's a lot of art in america there's you know a lot of literature
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there's a lot of film it's not all cartoons it's not all disney not to take anything away from you know
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a lot of the great disney classics but it's supposed to be the beginning of your journey and not the
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whole thing you know what i mean like the little mermaid is supposed to start you off but then you
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go and find other things and what's terribly uh depressing to me or disturbing or both is that
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you have people that are still as into it as they were when they were five except they're 40 i think
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that's a big problem and it's not cheap i mean i've never been no it's hot it's very hot and it's not
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cheap and it's um they have all these meal plans now that they offer people which is like these
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terrible you know kind of gross food that they'll give you throughout the day you know if you pay like
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an all-inclusive fee someone will go and put a churro in your mouth every half hour uh and then you
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have you know you know it's there's a lot of there's a lot of disney uh like people out there
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talking about how to do the parks there are these people um uh plus size people that are now trying
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to review disney rides to see if they fit in them uh there are people that i have youtube videos
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dedicated to the type of shoes you have to wear at disney world because there's a lot of walking
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there's people that go i love disney world but i refuse to walk is there a way can i get so i mean
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it's um it's become very big with the maybe voluntarily disabled community where you have
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is anyone voluntarily disabled it seems to be we have a few people i mean i'm not an olympic swimmer
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i'm not i'm not going out there and you know shitting on people but i'm saying there are people
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that seem more excited about the uh the uh scooters and the wheelchairs and everything like that
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and a lot of them love disney world what's the connection just societal collapse here well
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societal collapses i think the big connection but there's something about um being a child
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forever and a place that tells you you should be a child forever and that it is good to have the
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qualities of a child forever so it's like a diaper fetish it's kind of a diaper fetish it's kind of
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like there was a woman who in new hampshire wanted to open a diaper spa where adults would
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wear diapers because they have a some type of fetish where they like to be in diapers and this woman was
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trying to open it in this tiny new hampshire town and many people in the town got mad at her you know
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it's very hard to open a small business and nobody really wanted that and it was a a diaper spa i was for
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it because i said if you make the migrants that are coming into this country work at the diaper spa
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they'll just go to europe so i said we don't need a wall we just need to like kind of you know get
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everyone over to the diaper spa but i put the kind of modern uh a lot of the modern disney world uh
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cultural stuff kind of just above the diaper spa where you have people that are going to this place
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where they feel like children i don't know what it is i i think you should go for your children it's an
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experience for them when it becomes about you in any way i think it's sick
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but it also seems like kind of important like this is a measure of something yes i do i mean i i think
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that this is a weird there's a weird obsession uh with um you know this idea that you're like this is me
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i have no shame and i'm you know there should be things i think that people are ashamed of or they
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like quietly maybe if you love disney world and you're an adult you shouldn't announce it to the
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world i don't need sweatshirts and t-shirts and tank tops and mickey hats and i don't need
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to see on your social media how much you adore disney world you know and if you can't fit in a ride at
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disney world just i don't need you to review that on youtube for everyone like there is something
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about keeping some things close to the vest because they're shameful well because they're certainly not
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ideal and the idea that it's you know this is not your best self that you're putting out there
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and i understand as a comedian there's a lot of things that we do where we don't put out our best
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self you know but then there are you know but we always try to make that funny and we make it funny and
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we make a joke out of it but there are a lot of people out there now i feel like that are forcing
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the world to accept them in their worst uh iteration if that makes any sense without admitting that that
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iteration sucks yeah without admitting that that iteration at the very least needs some work
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and i think there's a lot of people out there that are just like hey this is me this is it
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that sounds like giving up there's a lot of giving up i think do you feel that around us people
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are giving up i think there's a lot of people that don't see a future and technology has made the
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world pretty isolating and i think uh which is the exact opposite of what it was intended yes i
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remember that you're old enough to remember the promise of technology was to bring us together
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everyone's gonna be together but it seems pretty isolating and i think a lot of people are out there
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and they're not they don't see any future that they are excited about and they don't think they
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can you know have a family or afford the standard of living that they would want a family to have and
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yes so i think there are a lot of people out there that struggle with that for sure and technology is
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related to that well i think technology has has has certainly it's lessened community and i think
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physical communities have suffered a little bit because all of the the way that everyone grows up
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now is pretty is pretty you know flattened everybody's been flattened by technology meaning
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everybody's looking at the same things the same algorithms they're being fed the same stimuli in the
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same inputs whereas when i grew up you would meet people from different regions of the country and
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they grew up completely different yes and they had a different musical taste and they had uh completely
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different uh you know histories and cultural influence and accents accents and everything
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and everybody came together uh and and you know there was this really interesting cultural diffusion
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that happened when you met someone from louisiana and someone from seattle washington now i gotta be
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honest with you i feel like that's less true yeah i feel like it's less true because i think
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everybody's kind of growing up with these same algorithms they're being fed the same things and when
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you meet people they're not as interesting as they once were because you've all kind of had
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a similar childhood whether you know it or not because you've been fed the exact same stimuli over
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and over again every day on your phone which i mean even leaving aside the potential for like
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controlling people's brains and making them obedient serfs which does seem like the point to me yeah it
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homogenizes everything and makes everyone just sort of flat and boring it makes everybody boring and
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it's one of the things that again you would think that the great promise of technology would be the
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exact opposite which is that everybody was going to be more unique or more interesting uh but that
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hasn't happened you know well i sort of noticed this with the early apple ads yeah and the idea
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behind the personal computer was this is your you know window into the world but it's also a way to
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broadcast your own unique qualities and you're you you're distinct from everyone else and then you
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look at the apple store and everyone's dressed exactly the same they have the same nose ring the same t-shirt
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yeah the the store store to me just screamed obey right well that's what it seems like yeah there
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seems to be a comfort in that type of making everything very clean and homogenized yes where
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everybody is kind of you know expected to have the same value system and that value system is kind of
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being given to them i was really struck last night at the dinner that we had yeah by how many people
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you know and how many places you are yeah well all the time like all the time yeah just on tour but
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like you seem to be talking to people yeah and that was the opposite of the life i thought comedians
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lived where you're sort of alone online in your hotel room well how do you do that yeah well i'm i i can't
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speak for all comedians but i know a lot of us do travel a lot a lot of us talk to but i've always just
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been very curious about the world so i'm incredibly curious about why things are the way they are
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why certain people and certain ideas become popular why certain things seem to be inevitable
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um how the society is set up the things that we know the things we don't know the kind of hidden
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you know power structures that we start to realize how enduring they are as we've been older um you
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don't realize that when you're young everything when you're young seems to be you know i remember
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watching saturday night live as a kid which was a hilarious show that i loved and it was bush and
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gore and it was very funny and it was these two guys uh and you know we had will farrell i forgot
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i think daryl hammond did al gore and it was really funny and you thought that was what the world was it
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was these just we have two people they have opposing ideas yes we all go vote and then one of those people
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becomes a president for four years and then that person enacts uh an agenda that people either
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disagree with or agree with to you know and that person has varying degrees of success and then
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they're judged four years later that i thought that's what everyone thought i think my understanding
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now this country is so much deeper and more complex and more interesting than it it uh you know
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originally was because now i i believe that those things are only part of the larger story of of how
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the country actually operates what what changed your view like when was the moment when you realized
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that's not actually what's happening i was i read a book called family of secrets which was an
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interesting book by a guy named russ baker and he wrote about the bush family and it was about
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uh you know basically a lot of these events from from jfk to watergate that he had kind of this
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alternate understanding of how these events had happened and he had gone and interviewed lots of
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people and he had researched i think the book took him about five years and i it was a came out in i
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think 2007 or 2009 maybe and i was reading it i was in the mortgage business it had fallen apart
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and there was nothing to do so we'd all sit in our offices and kind of fuck off because it was
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nothing to do so i was reading this book and um it was really did you get it of barnes and noble
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or you know it was just a it was a really yeah it was just a book on your own with yeah just on
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my own and me and a friend were reading it and we each got them and i was reading it and i i started
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to analyze things in a way that i never had before and basically i was it was it was kind of this
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light that went off in my head and i'm like well what if everyone's lying you know what if everyone's
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not telling the truth what would it look like then what would it look like if everyone was just making
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things up or telling you what you wanted to hear and i mean it was like you know it really is
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an interesting way to look at things it's a bit cynical but when you start looking at all these
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things you go it doesn't even make sense it doesn't make sense that you'd have a country out of
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all these billionaires and then they would be told what to do by these people in congress that
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have no money and some of them are are you know relatively uneducated you have all these billionaires
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that are you know controlling large sectors of the economy but they're just going to take edicts
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from like the guy the local milkman that ran for congress and georgia and the he's going to tell
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those guys what to do that never made sense to me and it also never made sense to me that when i
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watched snl as a kid you know i'd watch these debates and they were almost identical to the
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ones on uh tv they were kind of silly and they were you know you'd have these two guys bush wasn't a
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great speaker and gore was kind of insufferable and they did these characters really well but i'm like
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it's so weird that a comedy show is almost identical to the actual world that we live in i'm like there's
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no way that that's the only level of power in the country there's very little chance that that's how
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it is and then you know you start reading you read books like the devil's chessboard by david talbot
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about the creation of the national security state about the dullest brothers and how influential they
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were and you you read all these books he founded salon.com and stuff like that and then wrote that
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book it was completely uh you know removed from polite society but you read all these books you get
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interested in it it was just very interesting to me you know i was an actor as a little kid
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and why you know what kind of actor you know not a successful one but my parents would like
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you know take me into the city for auditions i wouldn't get anything because i was you know i was
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a cute little kid but i had like a gravelly voice and i it just didn't work right oh you didn't even
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smoke and you talk like that they knew it was coming my body knew i was gonna start so they prepared
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but i realized how acting was interesting because in hollywood you know i was really close to getting
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a job once but i was four inches too tall and the kid that got it was four inches shorter and he
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looked better next to the star of the show was grace under fire brett butler it was a sitcom and you
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realize how arbitrary a lot of these decisions are that are made and when you're a little kid you become
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a little cynical because you're you're you're auditioning for all this stuff and you're looking at the
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way and sometimes like the director's son gets the job and sometimes like you don't even know why
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you know you you didn't get the job you did a great job and you're you're basically as a as a young
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person you're you're aware of the you know the limits of like certain types of meritocracy where
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it's like there's stuff behind the scenes happening and i think you know i started to think about
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politics in that way and it was funny to me it was much funnier did you have anyone to talk to
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about this friends people that i grew up with that you know might have been into it too you know but
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it wasn't it was kind of this was pre-2016 oh yeah this was like 2009 10 you know and it would just
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seem very funny what did you make of 9 11 through that lens well when i was young i was very supportive
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of like the iraq war and george w bush you know but i was you know on cocaine and that did that help
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that helps it really did um it's a patriotic drug um to be honest but i was believing everything that
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everyone said we were invaded by these people and there we were invaded because they don't have
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shopping malls in afghanistan and they don't have mcdonald's and they can't get chicken nuggets like
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i do with my friends they can't smoke pot in the mall so they all decided to kill us well that's
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terrible so we have to go over there and build shopping malls so that these guys can go hang out and
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you know uh get uh you know whatever you know uh they need so that they're not miserable and all
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that stuff and i believed that i believed all of it and i was a fervent advocate of that because it
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made a lot of sense i'm like we've got a good thing they've got a thing that's not too good we have
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to go and help them and it was this uh this thing where i just believed that and i believed in it
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and i voted for bush and i thought uh that you know my first vote was for bush it was the second
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term and i had friends that went off to iraq i'm like we got to do this we have to you know we can't
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dishonor their memory by by pulling out and doing all this stuff i really believe that i've now
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completely you know switched i now see it as a complete disaster a huge mistake and error and as
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far as 9-11 at that point i was you know believed that it was exactly how they said it happened and now
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you know quite frankly i don't know i mean i it it seems improbable that all of these things happened
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the way that they said that they happened um i don't know what exactly happened and people have
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attacked me for saying that you know because i just i question now more than i did you may have
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come to the obvious conclusion that the real debate is not between republican and democrat or socialist
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and capitalists right left the real battles between people who are lying on purpose and people who are
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behind the scenes footage of what actually happens in this barn uh when only an iphone is running
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tucker carlson.com slash podcast you will not regret it well you've been attacked for admitting that
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you're agnostic on it yeah people will will call you names and you know try to use that as some type
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of and you know about this people calling you names when you say yeah i don't really know what
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happened on 9-11 they go they try to use that as a pejorative against you and say you're
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a conspiracy theorist you're a nut job you're whatever and you go okay i mean it's those
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things don't mean but do you ever think to yourself like anyone who believes like the story at the
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white house press briefing is a fucking moron yes i think that and it's funny to me how wrong we are
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it being wrong is funny so that's one of the reasons i became interested in this dimension of
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power in america is because i i actually you either you laugh or you cry and i started to laugh and i
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think how wrong everybody is so how do you i mean your insight which is really smart yeah that you
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know the former milkman from georgia is probably not giving orders to the oligarch that's right in
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there like that doesn't actually make any sense that makes no sense right um how do you think things
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really work well i mean i think that you have um a group of people that have a lot of power and a lot
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of influence and they probably have different ideas they're probably not a monolith they probably
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are different religions and races and they have to but they they're interested in preserving their
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level of power i think that becomes their main their main um you know objective and i think this is
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the thing that they all kind of relate on whether they sue each other or dislike each other or have
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wars with each other in the press and we tend to think that these are blood feuds and these are and
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and probably some of them are but at the end of the day they are all interested in retaining their
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level of power in american society and all over the world and i think those people operate uh in a lot
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of different ways but a huge way i believe that they operate is subverting uh the democratic process
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here and all over the world meaning like the will of the people cannot get in the way of whatever they
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want to do so i think they have to disguise that agenda in any way that they can you know the new
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thing now for example is um which i you know this is very you know you know what today i'm i'm i'm in
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a diner and i'm watching i'm having breakfast and i'm watching you know this terrible airstrike in in
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rafa this this you know this place i didn't even know existed a month ago right i'm not like a
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and this guy's holding this headless child it's it's it's horrific and we're watching it in the
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and and um you're watching it and listen i think israel should exist i believe they have a right
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to exist anti-semitism exists blah blah blah i know that it's not all great over there but you're
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watching this and then you go this seems unreal it seems very extreme and then the position of people
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on the internet uh that will are supporting this no matter what without any is well do you know
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the how hamas treats gay people and women and you go how dumb do i look how stupid do i how stupid do
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i look that this is the argument how dumb do i look that you are expecting me to believe
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that american foreign policy has been about the rights of women oh and is that why we were in
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afghanistan it had nothing to do with mining rights or lithium ion or any of that stuff it has nothing
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to do with the strategic importance of certain locations it all has to do with teaching girls
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protecting gays and protecting gay people and we're teaching women to read it's crazy it's crazy but
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that emotional appeal works on people and they go well i guess we have to kill children then
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that baby is homophobic kill and you start going it doesn't make any sense it doesn't make any sense
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from a logical standpoint it makes absolutely no sense people can debate about israel or what we should
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be doing or giving them or funding right but so again it's that you're taking this you're shoehorning
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this narrative into this conflict and it's it's i think the way a lot of these people that have
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an agenda operate where they go we need to present this ukraine war as a way that we are fighting
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a murderous dictator who's going to take over all of europe and even though there's not there hasn't
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wasn't evidence of that no no evidence it's really not a ton of evidence no there's almost none you have
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to believe that now i live in you know beverly hills california i live outside of the city limits
00:23:32.020
but i say i do and um the worst people in the world you know in beverly hills right i mean
00:23:36.860
monster people like they make valets cry get my effing car you know what i mean like people jump
00:23:43.340
out of windows they walk over their bodies to get in their porsche it's crazy and that happened in
00:23:48.000
the building i lived in but so these someone jumped out the window yeah this hollywood producer steve
00:23:51.920
bing he killed himself i knew steve and he jumped out of the window and then i think steve killed
00:23:56.080
himself i don't know i don't know but i did was a great guy i it's sad i have no idea what happened
00:24:00.920
steve was uh the biggest donor to the democratic party under clinton yeah that's a deadly move huh
00:24:06.860
well it's a little deadly and steve began i know because he told me yeah and changing his views on
00:24:12.740
things oh and then the next thing you know steve bing has committed suicide and yeah i don't know
00:24:18.060
but a friend of mine who's very close to steve bing yeah and i was friends with steve bing said
00:24:22.500
that was not no that's not what happened that's very possible your building i know where that is
00:24:26.860
so i used to live there and i moved out of there because it has a dark energy can you imagine did
00:24:32.100
you really move because it had a dark yeah yeah i couldn't really sleep and friends would come over
00:24:36.520
and we'd sit in the living room one of these apartments and they'd go what's this and we're not
00:24:40.780
those people we're not like crystals people we're not you know you sound spiritually sensitive yeah
00:24:46.020
i guess i'm sensitive enough to realize it was just something and then there was like a lot of
00:24:50.300
like junkies but you know beating each other up and beating up their girlfriends and stuff and the
00:24:54.680
cops would have to come all the time not a great building i won't say which one it is i don't want
00:24:58.280
to be sued but um because i did trash them on the podcast and they did they were upset um but it was
00:25:05.500
not a great building but the same people who would walk over and you know i talked to the valets you
00:25:09.760
know the morning after that happened there were people going oh that's terrible anyway it's the blue
00:25:13.340
porsche let's go so this is the type of person that we're dealing with in beverly hills
00:25:18.780
and you need people that are kind of like that to a degree i mean you know you do need people that
00:25:25.300
are not you know singing kumbaya all the time but let's just say these are not incredibly sensitive
00:25:30.440
souls yes they're living in beverly hills right i remember everyone had a ukrainian flag immediately
00:25:37.100
after the war started like they had been shipped well because they care yeah unlike you they care
00:25:43.440
yeah they care about democracy right so all these people who like you know kick their maid down the
00:25:48.640
stairs i'm laughing because i grew up around people like that in southern california so i know you're
00:25:56.340
right people that like scream and yell at people in restaurants when something's not macrobiotic or
00:26:02.600
they apparently became all humanitarians in uh the span of one night and then the ukraine flags
00:26:11.440
roll over the place and if you asked any question about the ukraine or what was going on or why
00:26:18.060
russia went in or why they would be in nato because they hate our freedoms yeah right so it was the same
00:26:23.500
kind of argument it's the same very strange manichaean right totally evil argument totally right and and you
00:26:29.560
would just say you know i had dinner with rfk and his wife who i adore and his son was there and his son
00:26:36.840
served in ukraine yes and connor he's a brave kid god bless him you know um i mean hey god you know
00:26:42.480
everyone does something right of course and he was talking about it and and he said you know and
00:26:47.640
everyone at the table was you know saying you know how hard it is to to um you know we're sitting in
00:26:52.700
malibu to dinner they go you know how hard it you know that's it's serving the ukraine i go yeah but
00:26:55.860
i'm defending vladimir putin in malibu at a dinner party that's actually tougher to be honest
00:27:00.460
it's actually you're the one who needs the metal i actually need the metal and i should no but it's
00:27:05.980
so to me i just thought this is very funny what shuts down comedy is fundamentalism of course and
00:27:11.980
so when people say to you you can't ask questions you can't know things uh it's you know that's why
00:27:16.860
every dictator in the world hates comedians they don't want anybody asking any questions about
00:27:21.580
anything and they shut everything down and that's why people get they get offended very easily usually
00:27:26.680
have something to hide the coolest people in the world are the people who will poke fun out on
00:27:30.420
the show and they don't care and they think it's fun and they don't think this guy's a buffoon and
00:27:34.580
who cares you know or maybe there's some truth in it that i should learn from or whatever or that
00:27:39.280
perhaps but like when you make fun of people and they lose their mind it always suggests something
00:27:44.040
right so every time that i would ask about the ukraine i go why exactly uh we've never heard of the
00:27:50.620
ukraine and every vice documentary about the ukraine was that they were a white supremacist neo-nazi country
00:27:55.940
yeah every vice documentary was like a bunch of people in the ukraine walking around
00:28:00.260
you with ss tattoos and shields and i go on and these people just overnight became like great allies
00:28:07.780
and like brave people that we loved so it was like okay listen i feel bad their country got invaded and
00:28:13.780
they're doing what they have to do and whatever but i just don't know you know it's just very interesting
00:28:18.600
to hear people that have never thought i mean these people that i live around have never had a thought
00:28:22.720
about another human being in their life they've never had a thought and in fact they wouldn't even
00:28:27.320
be effective at what they do if they did these agents and managers they can't see it was a human
00:28:31.400
being they have to see was a product and that's what makes them good at what they do of course they
00:28:35.480
have to see was a product you can't work in a slaughterhouse if you love cows that's correct
00:28:39.200
you can't you can't pet the cow and go no are you tired do you need some time off how's your wife
00:28:44.880
you have to look at the cow and go it's a hundred grand get on the plane and if you don't like it do
00:28:50.240
drugs do drugs um so what happens is they're the worst people i've ever known they're the worst
00:28:58.740
agents and they're always this like the black sheep of a very wealthy family everyone else is
00:29:04.180
successful so it's always like you have a guy when you have an agent they go my brother works at
00:29:08.920
goldman sachs my sister is a neurosurgeon and i do this because i have no talent or skills except i was
00:29:16.280
born rich and i'm a sociopath and i don't have any educational background but i was never going to
00:29:22.900
work at popeyes making chicken sandwiches so i sit here at a desk and that's who most of them are
00:29:29.520
can i ask you something it's funny in the last couple years i've you know obviously i know a lot
00:29:33.620
of people have been canceled sure you know had these fake scandals yes wherever they came come from
00:29:39.720
um and then every one of them has been dropped by his agent and in a couple cases that agent has
00:29:44.820
been jay sure is i think and but other agents too and a buddy of mine said to me well i'm i can't
00:29:51.940
believe this happened like i i was really close to my agent like i know his kids yeah i went to his
00:29:56.820
house all the time right and the second the person had any problem at all the agent issues a statement
00:30:02.400
like distancing himself from his own client yes adding to the dog pile well this is what happens this is
00:30:09.240
what they what they have to do but shouldn't that be a death penalty offense well the agent like how
00:30:13.980
can who would hire an agent who did that everyone why because what happens is everybody in that town
00:30:21.560
is full of shit okay everybody and and everybody kind of goes on that like everybody like it's the
00:30:30.400
type of town where if someone calls you up it goes so and so died you go yeah okay no one believes
00:30:34.960
anything you go sure they did like it's a complete uh you know it's a fun house it's a hall of mirrors
00:30:42.380
it's a it's a place so the agent that drops you in many cases will call you and go hey i'm really
00:30:48.580
sorry the higher ups or will drop me if i don't drop you everyone's on the chopping block there from
00:30:54.360
the ceo of paramount to the person who's working making uh you know uh salads for their boss at caa or
00:31:01.500
uta or wme everyone's on the chopping block there's nobody there that really uh everybody
00:31:07.660
just goes with the wind so if somebody doesn't like a comedian uh if like the consensus is that
00:31:13.680
that comedian's bad everyone's like they're bad they're a demon from hell and then if it swings the
00:31:17.940
other way and that comedian starts doing really well they're like they've had a great year there's
00:31:22.240
nothing behind their eyes there's nothing there and and that's just the accepted reality of the town
00:31:28.480
so that's why and it's like no hard feeling you're right you're having a human reaction
00:31:34.960
that's what's happening you're having a human reaction to a video game which is what it is
00:31:43.960
it's just everybody's plugged into this matrix nothing's real what people do is real like the
00:31:51.040
comedy and the movies and the art and the whatever and the books and all the things that people create
00:31:55.240
but how people in the business handle them and respond to them is dictated 100 by the winds
00:32:02.920
that blow in so if the woke wind blows in they go we're doing woke get every fat woman get every
00:32:09.620
minority they're on television i want women so fat they can't breathe on their own i want them in
00:32:15.660
wheelchairs i want them to have one leg and i want them to be indigenous go and then when that makes no
00:32:21.200
money they go great white guys let's do that white guys are back and then if that if people get mad
00:32:27.240
again and they want to they don't believe in it the people there don't really believe in anything
00:32:32.320
it's just like they're just waiting to see which way they can go some of them like some of them like
00:32:40.660
comedy like some of them like kind of like comedy and that's the best you could say for some of them
00:32:45.980
have you ever in all your time in la experienced authentic human emotion
00:32:50.120
one time i went to a thai restaurant it was closed and it was very sad
00:32:56.100
usually you have to look at other races for human emotions like mexicans yes you know what i mean like
00:33:02.420
you who are like going like usually coming out of a church or doing something like that um uh it's a
00:33:08.300
very weird place i've learned to love parts of it and hate parts of it it's yes very different from
00:33:13.180
where i lived it's these vast canyons and it's you know a mountain's very empty and it's very hollow
00:33:18.080
and people are very passive aggressive and kind of laid back and they're not as intense i grew up in
00:33:23.840
new york and long island with a lot of intense people and there's a lot of like uh you know and
00:33:29.400
it's just a town that functions primarily with with the the only rule there is that everything's
00:33:37.780
always great so everybody is always like things are great how are you oh good like no matter what's
00:33:43.700
going on in their lives they want to present this thing everything's great because you want to be
00:33:48.280
near winners you want to be near good people and people that are doing well and everybody just has
00:33:54.460
to present that side of themselves at all times which is why people say oh it's fake um and that it's
00:34:01.720
you know it's not real but it it is it is that's kind of the the guiding principle not to get too
00:34:07.400
dark but what if things aren't great like things aren't great for a lot of people things are not
00:34:11.720
great who do you talk to great question i mean i think there are like little groups of people that
00:34:18.240
have honest moments i've had honest moments there with people but the people that i've had honest
00:34:23.260
moments with you know it's it's very funny because it's the only place where someone will meet up
00:34:29.600
with you um and like look around and you think they're selling you heroin but then they're just
00:34:36.380
going to say something remotely conservative you know it's really yeah you know people kind of just
00:34:41.840
like oh like you know the border is oh it doesn't look good somebody like biden is a little old but it is
00:34:49.080
weird because everybody's like terrified of like you know but that's changing now because i think
00:34:54.600
the institutions have less power and the internet has grown and people are more free so i think it
00:35:01.520
is changing and there are definitely opportunities for people to kind of connect with an audience outside
00:35:06.700
of that system and i think that system is now also responding very positively for the first time to
00:35:11.700
people that have gained an audience on the internet i think they're starting to understand the the value
00:35:16.600
of that and that it isn't this world in which everybody's good or bad or perfect or not there are
00:35:22.120
people that make mistakes and there's people that also are you know really good people that are not
00:35:29.220
reflected by a certain action you know what i mean like there's this idea that like people are entire
00:35:36.480
people they're not just one thing you didn't like that's exactly right and i think that's going to be
00:35:42.440
i think that's what's the future hopefully is this nuance and complexity whereas we went through a
00:35:47.800
period where it was very simple and everybody was like bad good ally not enemy you know now i think
00:35:54.840
we're gonna go oh that guy and like take a beat and be like what's she about and take a breath and
00:35:59.960
i do it all the time with like treating people as human beings treating them with human beings and i do
00:36:03.820
it all the time with people that i completely disagree with on everything yeah me too person's
00:36:07.780
psychotic but i take a step back and i go let me look at them as a human being and not just a
00:36:14.220
collection of tweets that make me want to vomit i want to ask you that but before we pass on from
00:36:19.780
la i just yeah i haven't lived there in many years sure but i visit overrun with homeless people
00:36:25.340
addicts mostly but also non-addicts just a lot of people living outdoors yeah really sad visible
00:36:30.460
sign of collapse in my view but it's all black and all white yeah pretty much and la i think is
00:36:37.480
majority hispanic city it's a white hispanic city but i don't see any or many hispanics living on the
00:36:44.780
street what is almost none almost none so in a city this majority mexican origin yeah and there's
00:36:51.440
nobody like that living on the street like what why well i think if you look at is they're rich
00:36:57.160
no i think this is just a lot of these homeless encampments are open air drug markets yes people
00:37:02.860
don't want to talk about it people don't want to of course you know malign people that are homeless
00:37:07.840
that aren't on drugs and of course there are people that are homeless that aren't on drugs but i will
00:37:11.660
tell you this everybody in la has observed people that are homeless that have mental issues and some
00:37:19.240
of those mental issues are brought on or exacerbated by drug use this is just plain and simple this
00:37:25.560
doesn't say that all poor people are drug addicts no one's saying that no one's saying that you have to
00:37:30.880
be a drug addict to end up homeless what people are saying let me just say yeah since both of us
00:37:35.300
are sober for that's correct yeah and off drugs and alcohol i think we have the right actually
00:37:40.520
absolutely to assess this and that's right let's stop the bullshit that's right and and all of the
00:37:45.200
people that are struggling with addiction have not been helped by the people whose job it is to
00:37:53.760
help them and the government's job that's right is to provide a safe environment for everyone for
00:37:59.200
people that are addicted to drugs to people that aren't addicted to drugs so the way to provide
00:38:03.320
a safe environment for people that are addicted to drugs is not permit them to live on the street
00:38:07.480
and use drugs in a tent exactly it is not to permit uh people to use uh fentanyl on the street and to
00:38:14.320
uh overdose on the street and die and this is not a compassionate thing and this is not a good policy
00:38:20.660
um if you had a niece or nephew who addicted to drugs and you may
00:38:24.880
yeah would you give them money for drugs and let them live on the street no i've had members
00:38:29.520
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there's a lot of excitement there's something weird i remember when they broke up this homeless
00:40:19.680
encampment in echo park yeah a lot of people were protesting it's very excited and they were like
00:40:25.760
and there's like psychotic you know people are nuts there so then people go well i go buy things
00:40:30.320
there this be to help i buy little lanyards and stuff that they're selling i go do you think this
00:40:36.240
is a long-term solution when you have this homeless encampment in a park and then people treating it
00:40:40.960
like a farmer's market all these like wealthy white people that want to help are going there giving them
00:40:46.320
money for heroin and buying an avocado or some crazy thing and i don't even know what's what people were
00:40:52.240
selling there but when the cops broke it up there was a lot of uh tension in the community because the
00:40:57.840
community was against it they didn't want the homeless encampment broken up they were very angry
00:41:02.480
they were like how dare these fascists break up this homeless encampment again where people were
00:41:07.280
overdosing their own neighborhood yes they want it that's the thing i was standing the other day
00:41:12.560
in san francisco and this woman said to me i said she was you know i go yeah the city is you know
00:41:17.440
falling apart and i go the mayor in london breed i go i don't know what she's really doing she goes
00:41:22.640
she goes yep she's trying to criminalize addiction we went down that road i'm like wait a minute so you're
00:41:27.680
your take is that the mayor of san francisco is too conservative because you're trying to
00:41:34.720
criminalize it i'm like you got to criminalize the behaviors that are often inherent with addiction
00:41:40.800
yes you know robbing people yes selling drugs you know uh crimes that involve procuring drugs
00:41:49.840
trafficking people like there's all these things that happen and you know you just there's something
00:41:55.600
that goes on and it's on the west coast more than the east coast for sure where people don't
00:42:04.560
understand the value of of of of standards being enforced they don't see it they don't get it they
00:42:17.440
think that it's a completely uh you know uh insensitive uh way to look at the situation and
00:42:25.360
saying like we have a standard you don't sleep in a tent you don't camp on the street there are
00:42:29.920
homeless shelters you got to go we have project room key you got to go to a hotel room but if you're
00:42:34.720
going to participate in that program you have to submit to drug testing and counseling because we
00:42:38.560
can't have people using drugs in that program and providing drugs to other people we're not going to
00:42:43.760
pay people to commit suicide we're not we're not going to pay people to kill themselves on the
00:42:47.120
street and that's a standard and we're forcing that standard and that's people for whatever
00:42:52.080
reason don't seem to believe that that is but maybe they're the ones who lack compassion like
00:42:56.720
again would you treat a loved one the way they treat the so-called home no no it's very interesting
00:43:01.920
i don't know what it is maybe they have this freak weird fetish with people dying all around them i
00:43:06.480
don't know what it's very sick i'm very honest i know hispanic why no mexicans in the city well
00:43:11.280
majority mexican i think yeah and there are all kinds of problems in mexican neighborhoods sure
00:43:15.280
a lot of poverty yeah gangs you know a lot of problems but they come to california to be homeless
00:43:20.880
in california well maybe that's it because of the the weather and then there's programs shouldn't
00:43:25.360
someone study what the mexicans are doing and like maybe do that yes i mean our governor lives on
00:43:29.760
a vineyard so good luck but um you know good luck about the studying happening um yeah you do not see a
00:43:36.720
ton of you really don't you don't way disproportionate to the population way way
00:43:42.480
disparate well it's also you don't see a lot of mexican people not working that's what i'm saying
00:43:46.160
so maybe the solution is not working is not is not actually having an effect a lot of the white
00:43:52.320
people no one has a job even the ones that have money they sit around they kind of have smoothies
00:43:57.600
they what is that they float around i don't know but no one really works i noticed around for cafes
00:44:03.040
they have like kind of fake meetings they take meetings all the talk to another person and that's
00:44:06.720
a meeting and they they go what about you know what about this and what do you think's going on and
00:44:11.200
they have coffee and they go this coffee is not as good as the last and you know it's no one seems
00:44:17.360
to be working where's all the money come from i don't know i have no idea the ccp i know i don't
00:44:22.240
know for real though i don't know who's floating it i mean usually when i have a lazy friend you go back
00:44:27.840
in their family lineage someone got a bag of money somewhere yeah the dad the grandpa the great
00:44:32.720
grandpa someone's got money somewhere i don't know i mean with la you meet a lot of people
00:44:37.360
that are drifting around and they have they're aimless and but but this is very expensive especially
00:44:43.920
very expensive and i don't think that the mexican culture is is catholic culture it's a religious
00:44:48.400
culture it's a culture of working it's a culture of of parties and food and like enjoying life and
00:44:54.880
getting the most out of life but it doesn't seem to be a culture that i would associate with aimlessness
00:44:59.200
no it doesn't seem aimless at all it seems to be pretty you know and i mean i'm sure there are
00:45:04.560
problems in every community but there's a lot of aimlessness it's like you know that's the thing
00:45:08.720
of people people talk about people talk about race and all this stuff but it's like you know
00:45:13.600
the white people in the west coast are maybe the most damaging group of people to civil society i've
00:45:20.320
ever seen in my life i mean when you talk about the people that live in seattle and portland
00:45:24.640
the things that laws that they pass and favor and i've never seen a group of people wreak more
00:45:30.160
havoc on a civil society in my life than the west coast of the united states what what's the motive
00:45:36.640
there do you think i don't know i don't know if it's no sun i don't know what it is i i don't know
00:45:40.560
what it is i i just know that they're trying to destroy things they're trying to destroy things in
00:45:45.120
portland there was like a van this woman like driving around a van and just shooting people up it was
00:45:49.840
called a stabbing wagon where they're just shooting up drug addicts on the street and it was crazy it
00:45:55.200
was like insane and this was like and then they just reversed at portland's like you know hey they
00:45:59.840
were like but this is actually you don't have to be for the drug war which i'm really for sure you
00:46:04.640
know hassling people for partying at home even though i'm sober yeah against that sure but if you
00:46:10.240
get to a place where some girl is shooting people up yes narcotics like she should be in prison there's
00:46:15.120
always a limit right because these people they have all these ideas and then what happens is like a few
00:46:19.440
people die in front of them in a whole foods yeah and they start going well maybe maybe like it is
00:46:28.320
and when someone dies in a whole foods in front of them they start going you know what
00:46:34.000
because the consequences for a lot of these people are just so far removed that they're just not
00:46:38.400
present they're just not they're behind a gate they're somewhere you know 40 minutes out of the
00:46:42.640
city whatever it is and they just kind of don't care but then people start you know dying in whole
00:46:47.120
foods and then they start going yeah maybe this isn't ideal this might not be great so it takes
00:46:52.320
that though it takes something extreme like that for these people to kind of wake up so obviously i'm
00:46:58.720
a bad person but i i don't want the pivot to happen without someone being punished for this
00:47:04.640
yeah and as someone who grew up out there when it was really idyllic it was sort of peak human
00:47:08.480
civilization in 1975 in laurel canyon right um and now it's dystopian it's like someone should have to
00:47:16.320
be held to account for this pay the price for that someone they won't they'll be like
00:47:20.240
actually like i was never for that it's like the covet facts i was yeah well i always had concerns no
00:47:23.840
you didn't yeah i mean it's interesting do you think they would treat the internet the way they
00:47:28.240
treat the real world like all these people who they love how functional their sites are
00:47:34.720
anyone that says anything gets banned immediately everything's very clean they work very well you
00:47:41.040
can access them pretty easily they work a lot on the user experience how's the user experience
00:47:46.480
walking down the street how's the 405 in the castro how's the 405 how's the user experience there
00:47:52.400
how are you interfacing with the person who just od'd in whole foods like apply all of the same
00:48:00.080
things uh to the real world they just don't seem to care that's a brilliant observation they seem
00:48:05.760
not to give a they seem to care mainly about the digital world in which they're creating and ushering
00:48:11.120
people into at a very rapid pace and they don't seem to care about the real world and if i was a
00:48:17.280
conspiracy nut i might say that the worst of real world is the more people are dependent on the
00:48:25.360
digital world and the quicker you can get them all there that might be if i was you know having fun
00:48:32.080
i might so you might like shut down the entire u.s economy and force everyone to stay indoors for a
00:48:36.480
year seems like it might be a decent plan but would that actually work would people choose amazon over
00:48:42.080
like local retailers do you think yeah yeah you know you could transfer you could cancel rent and
00:48:47.920
then transfer all that wealth from local landlords and demonize them to corporate
00:48:52.000
landlords oh now own a lot of the united states and if you've ever had a local landlord which i
00:48:57.920
have you're much better off i've been broke for years i was a comedian you're much better off sitting
00:49:02.960
down with someone face to face like this and going i can get it thursday then you are dealing with black
00:49:08.160
rock so they're not as compassionate they seem not to be they seem not to be so this idea that we
00:49:14.240
demonized anybody that owned a two-family house and we said look at this scumbag landlord and they own a
00:49:20.480
three-family house where they live in one of the units and the other two units are people that they
00:49:25.520
rent to and we said look at these people they're pieces you know what happened all the corporate
00:49:30.560
landlords bought everything own everything and are raising the price of residential real estate for
00:49:37.200
everybody that you know is trying to buy a house so it's it's weird where we do because we've got i never
00:49:42.480
hear anyone talk about no one talks about no one cares no one talks about the fact that most of the new
00:49:47.040
new constructions um in london at one point it was sixty percent it might be more now or less but
00:49:52.240
at one point it was about sixty percent of all new constructions i bet it's higher now are being bought
00:49:57.120
by foreign nationals uh with llcs they're not living there that's doing in new york i mean they're doing
00:50:02.800
it in all of these cities uh most of these buildings you look at new york billionaires row there's four
00:50:08.640
lights on this huge skyscraper who's there no one's home there's no school bus no one's taking their
00:50:13.120
kids to school it's you know a guy that comes in and is laundering money through real estate uh in uh
00:50:20.080
cities like new york and london and places that so that's why as the economy craters yeah and people
00:50:27.520
are just poorer because of inflation yeah housing prices don't drop no events don't drop that's right
00:50:32.960
it's being artificially propped up and that's why these cities are really rich wealthy city you go who
00:50:38.640
who that has all this money who has all this money to buy these apartments and then you go oh it's
00:50:45.920
criminals from all over the world that are washing a lot of dirty money in real estate and i'm sure
00:50:53.120
maybe just rich people that aren't criminals but a lot of them a lot of them are guys if you look it
00:50:57.040
up there's like a guy there's like a it'll be like a guy who poisoned a river in zambia and that is
00:51:02.240
no and he's like that's why all these real estate shows are fake they're all not true they're all
00:51:08.000
these with these attractive women they walk around and they find these like they find like a guy who's
00:51:13.680
a basketball player or a guy who's like an actor none of them are even buying the houses by the way
00:51:17.600
i know the people that work on these real estate shows you know they really sell the houses to a lot
00:51:22.400
of people that just come in speaking complete mandarin and i have a friend who's a real estate agent and
00:51:27.120
they come in they speak complete mandarin to a translator he just points and he's beverly hills and
00:51:31.520
pointing there you go they stand outside to look at the view and they're the ones who are actually
00:51:35.920
buying houses or russian nationals oligarchs or people from the united arab emirates or people for
00:51:41.200
brazilian mining magnets or people from india it's it's very it's not really a lot of domestic
00:51:47.440
buyers in la it's in new york it's a it's a ton of foreign nationals you know and that's why these
00:51:52.320
real estate shows aren't true if they were true it would be a real estate agent um greeting someone
00:51:58.000
at the door and going this is a beautiful house how did things go with the hague are you okay
00:52:02.400
everything was good at the hague great we saw that take a look at the veranda they have a great that
00:52:07.840
would be the real show but it's not the real show you know but what about the people who live here
00:52:11.840
they can't afford housing they can't afford housing and no one cares no one cares because they the
00:52:17.200
whole game now is people just say rent rent take ubers you don't need a car you don't need to own
00:52:22.160
anything doesn't matter what you moved personally yeah in the opposite direction yeah so you made money
00:52:28.640
after years of being poor yes it sounds like you didn't put as much in the market as you did into
00:52:33.440
real estate why um real estate to me is something i understand i i i would probably get richer if i
00:52:39.440
knew more about stocks or if i knew you know i was caught up in that bitcoin craziness where i still have
00:52:44.960
a good amount of crypto and i you know i remember you know we talked last night i remember sitting at
00:52:49.200
a table with like jake paul and a few of these guys and jake paul's like are you investing in cum rocket
00:52:53.600
i said what is that and he was like well it's a it's a coin you know it's a it's a coin but it was
00:52:59.280
going up he's like i've made all this money and i called my business manager like 2am in miami and
00:53:03.520
i'm a sober guy but i feel high because i'm calling my business manager at 2am go should i invest in
00:53:08.800
cum rocket and he goes i think so i think probably so this is how nuts everyone got you invest in
00:53:15.280
cum rock i didn't i was i was at the end of the day i pulled out and i'm like nah let's just stick with
00:53:19.120
the bitcoin and ethereum you pulled out of cum rocket i pulled out of cum rocket i said you know
00:53:22.960
what this is too volatile yeah but you went with the withdrawal method i went with the withdrawal
00:53:27.440
method of cum rocket i said we don't want it all over the place but it was a crazy time it was an
00:53:33.120
insane time nfts people were making millions of dollars people were making all this money uh with
00:53:38.480
bitcoin it was a complete house of cards it was crazy and i think bitcoin is a good thing i think
00:53:44.400
having this decentralized currency is actually a really cool thing but like everything else
00:53:48.720
the world that grew around it was a world of criminals and con artists and flim flam artists
00:53:52.800
and people were full of shit and people that were just taking all this money and pumping all these
00:53:56.960
things up and just all these were stock scams and ponzi schemes and stuff like that real estate to me
00:54:01.680
seemed the most safe because i understood it i get it i understand people always need houses want
00:54:06.960
houses they give you joy they make you happy there are things that promote other things in society
00:54:11.920
that i think are good like having a family and keeping a family and having i have a house on
00:54:17.440
long island where i could have my family come and visit and like i'm an hour from my father and i'm
00:54:22.080
only a few hours from family that lives in rhode island like i think having places for people to
00:54:26.560
gather is very important as part of my childhood and those things are huge and i don't think you
00:54:30.480
get as much joy from cum rocket you know as an investment you might get more money so i i understand
00:54:36.960
that but i've also watched friends not be able to and i got lucky because i was a comedian i got
00:54:40.560
started a podcast joe rogan helped me out a lot by putting me on a bunch and i got really lucky but
00:54:45.200
i have friends that are hard-working people firefighters teachers versus the people that
00:54:48.960
actually do the jobs that make society work and run and they're having a tough time now because
00:54:53.840
interest rates are seven percent and how the house values and with the rates i think it's the most time
00:54:59.200
most expensive time to buy in like 40 years yes it's crazy so how closely do you follow residential
00:55:04.640
real estate markets very are they going to come down yes the answer is eventually yes there's more
00:55:12.320
inventory coming in 2025 i think that rates dropping will get people off the sidelines right
00:55:21.200
now it's an inventory problem where there's just not a lot of houses there's not a lot of houses on
00:55:26.400
the market boomers don't want to die and they don't want to sell their homes boomers used to sell
00:55:31.360
their homes go to florida get a condo boomers don't want to do that they're actually retiring in
00:55:36.240
some cases bigger homes it's it's kind of hilarious and somewhat satanic because this this selfishness is
00:55:41.200
so ingrained so ingrained in them that their whole the the thing about the boomers is they've been
00:55:45.840
alive for a very long time many of them have attained absolutely no wisdom so what they've done
00:55:50.640
so that's not easy by the way it's actually impressive and what they've done is everything's
00:55:56.800
material so this big house that they lured around i mean some of my friends parents i mean
00:56:00.800
i'm writing a book about them they're hilarious they know nothing i mean nothing but they lured around
00:56:04.960
these big suburban castles and their whole sense of self worth comes from this it comes from materialism
00:56:14.400
so the idea that they would leave this big house which is every argument that a boomer ever tries to
00:56:20.400
win they just point at their house i mean they don't know anything they have zero idea they've read
00:56:26.960
no books about anything uh they're a very funny they're less really truly funny generation i think because
00:56:33.360
everyone has been becoming flattened but they are just very funny and deeply selfish i mean it's you
00:56:39.600
know uh it's funny to watch them and you know it is funny but they're never going to get rid of these
00:56:44.400
houses so their their kids are kind of you know they're being held hostage i mean the whole economy you
00:56:48.960
know i mean pelosi uh biden these very old people mitch mcconnell they won't retire none of them have any
00:56:56.640
plans on retiring they want to die in office and that's very much like across the board nobody will
00:57:02.800
sell their house nobody will step down at their job it's just a generation of people that don't want
00:57:09.120
to stop because they're afraid of what's coming they know they'll be punished for the next life
00:57:14.320
i don't even know they seem to be very ambivalent about that they they seem to face death and kind
00:57:19.280
of a very like uh um they don't seem to be i'm kind of they don't seem appropriately afraid yeah i'm
00:57:26.240
somewhat impressed by them actually they're they're they're a son of cat they're very casual about it i think
00:57:31.360
because it it you know their their main fears are discomfort and i think if they're gone there
00:57:39.920
won't be any more discomfort there's no more traffic what so you're writing a book about the
00:57:44.400
boomers yeah they were my teachers growing up yeah and um it's not all bad but they're they're all bad
00:57:50.960
i hated them from first grade when i realized too they were they're funny though so to me the thing that
00:57:56.240
i i say when i say they're not all bad they're terrible at all the things you would you would
00:58:00.960
say that they're but they make me laugh but they're very fun trend yes over the last 70 years yes they've
00:58:08.000
driven and fallen for completely it whatever dumb trend from the pet rock to feminism yes
00:58:14.320
fucking covid like they're all in on every trend the thing with the boomers is
00:58:18.240
they they their life started and they're woodstock people right 100 they all went to what we all believe
00:58:24.480
my parents didn't because it was traffic i kid you not they turned around because there's too much
00:58:28.240
traffic can you imagine they were boomers even then and they literally turned their car around i mean
00:58:33.280
it's it's unforgivable it's unforgivable behavior um what happens is we are led to believe they're this
00:58:41.840
very progressive uh generation of very interesting uh change agents agents of change and spiritual people
00:58:49.920
right and then we we we see of course that they're just selfish drug addicts that want to just do
00:58:54.720
drugs in a field which has its benefits but let's not pretend it's a a grand life strategy right and and
00:59:02.080
then they just kind of you know buy into the they're the most propagandized generation in terms of
00:59:07.200
advertising yes i mean the edward bernay stuff i mean like they fell forever they fed us all poison
00:59:12.400
growing up they fell for everything they fell for every corporate slogan my father who i love but
00:59:17.680
will cry at commercials he would cry at the budweiser clydesdales into the 911 thing he loved
00:59:23.760
the budweiser frogs like he loved commercial they loved commercial boomers adored commercials they
00:59:28.960
liked commercial a good folgers commercial with family sitting together and they're drinking coffee
00:59:34.080
boomers loved commercials they thought uh that all of these things that corporations really cared about
00:59:40.400
them and they kind of they were very somewhat naive and i think they're they're kind of like
00:59:45.920
spinning out a little bit now because they've realized a little bit to some degree how wrong
00:59:51.840
they were about everything and and it was kind of now it's kind of becoming you know apparent
00:59:57.840
but they like being lied to is what you're saying well they they liked it because it was all about
01:00:01.920
comfort the idea of moving into the suburbs and getting this house and having all these things
01:00:07.040
the mark of success became comfort you know for years in america the mark of success was like
01:00:12.320
conquest or yeah going and you know settling some achievement whatever achievement or coming up with
01:00:16.960
a company or an advancement make people's lives better you know then it became about comfort it's
01:00:22.080
where do you live and how leafy green is the suburb where's the pool and and it was just like let's
01:00:27.760
relax let's grill and i think what happened was a lot of these people just became kind of creatures of
01:00:35.280
this environment where everybody was one-upping each other with cars and you know like but they still had
01:00:41.760
that like hippie thing in them so they would still do weird stuff like my friend's dad has like a band
01:00:51.040
and it's like he'll go and you know play in this basic terrible band but they'll they'll have fun like
01:00:57.760
you know there were just these things that they like keep from that era even though they you know
01:01:05.040
have you know gone fully down the road of like just materialism and they didn't really like their
01:01:10.720
children that's the other thing i find funny they view their children was like obstacles to their own
01:01:14.880
success and fulfillment the boomers really didn't like their shows the first generation of people
01:01:18.880
that didn't really want their children to have it too much better than they did if they wanted them to
01:01:22.640
have it better at all it was kind of a weird disgusting i know but it was just a very weird
01:01:26.880
adversarial relationship my friend's mother just like faked she didn't go to his wedding she like
01:01:31.840
faked some injuries she said she was attacked in a said she was like attacked in a supermarket
01:01:37.280
it's blatantly untrue what blatantly untrue she made up the story that she was like attacked in
01:01:42.720
a supermarket parking lot she just was like i'm attacked and i can't go and she just missed his
01:01:47.040
wedding she didn't go to his wedding why they're crazy these people i don't know these boomers i don't
01:01:51.520
know why they do what they do but they're just it's just very funny it's like so what one very funny
01:01:55.760
thing was after my mother died i swear to god i was on the phone my aunt which is her sister and i go
01:02:00.400
i go what do we think about a funeral everything like that you know maybe thursday she goes i know
01:02:10.080
is her sister yeah she goes we're gonna go on the boat with some friends but she goes we could get
01:02:13.440
it we maybe do it next we figure it out next week so but that's why they're so that's why i do love
01:02:20.480
them i don't hate like i love them because it's like they're horrible but they make me laugh so much and i
01:02:26.000
i was able to you know just fuse the stuff together to make it and the millennials suck
01:02:30.960
too and there's other generations that are problem but um they just didn't make me laugh but they are
01:02:35.520
terrible they are really terrible and that's what makes them what's so funny they're getting credit
01:02:39.360
for it though finally someone who's disliked them since like 1977 i really have too yeah because
01:02:45.440
they spoke entirely in cliches they're so banal it's very it's very very it's very banal shallow
01:02:51.200
and the materialist you're exactly right yeah but now it seems like they're just reviled by everyone
01:02:55.280
is that true yes they're kind of reviled by everyone and they're they're just i remember growing
01:03:00.480
up all my friends parents say oh they all spoken like sayings totally and none of it meant anything
01:03:05.920
and uh you know they would demonize perfectly good jobs like union jobs yes like you want to
01:03:12.240
be like that guy you want to be like that guy and they had these empty corporate hellscape jobs that
01:03:17.680
turn all turn them into alcoholics and everything but they're like you want to be like that guy and
01:03:21.920
it was usually like an in-shape guy like working construction like you want to be a scumbag
01:03:25.840
like him or do you want to sit in office like me and cheat on your mother um so you so is this
01:03:33.520
they always demonized other people you were always in a rat race with other kids they always talked
01:03:38.400
about these other kids are doing better than you it was like you know kind of a weird like
01:03:43.200
a weird but nothing was nothing was really focused on on excellence as much as it was focused on
01:03:50.000
winning to make them look good so like you know if you had boomer parents and sports they were always
01:03:57.760
kind of like they weren't getting you up and making you train but they would go to the games
01:04:04.400
and yell like they would go like there was this woman this woman her daughter was a swimmer my
01:04:09.120
mother was a swim coach and this woman would get up and scream god you know she'd be like totally in
01:04:15.040
her daughter's corner they're just screaming and yelling but you'd never see her at any of the
01:04:18.720
practices at 8 a.m when the kids in the pool you know they wanted the end result this was the whole
01:04:24.480
thing so they're the ones who pushed the college lie like dylan needs to go to princeton and i'm
01:04:28.480
so proud they have to go to college our kids went to college and they pushed that lie because again
01:04:33.200
all they wanted to do is get their kids away from them so that's why there were 80 activities every
01:04:38.160
week you could martial arts soccer dance class whatever it was that they could put you in a car
01:04:43.600
and put you away they drop you off somewhere good luck um so college was like great here we go
01:04:49.200
we're done they went to college you know did you go to college no i went to a community college for
01:05:01.040
two years and dropped out i won a uh debate championship gold medal in debate and i just
01:05:09.040
dropped out of college and i went into finance because i didn't like i didn't like what your parents
01:05:13.920
say your boomer parents they were disappointed they were thinking i would fail they knew you
01:05:21.760
well i mean so there are two options for a boomer kid a millennial or whatever you want to call me
01:05:27.680
a gen x or whatever uh succeeding which they would be happy about because they would claim total credit
01:05:33.280
for it yeah and then failing and then they would go um well you didn't listen to us of course you failed
01:05:40.240
and i think with me they were very much like he's gonna be a big mess and we're gonna get to tell
01:05:45.040
people all the time how how you didn't listen to anything we said and this is why but then it ended
01:05:50.560
up it looked like it was going one way it went the other way so they're fine now they're cool with it
01:05:54.560
but it's just it is it was they didn't expect it they didn't expect it would you wreck they said to
01:06:00.160
me my father's wife said to me who i do like a lot but she said she goes how does someone like you
01:06:04.560
who made every wrong decision in their life end up with a house like this so but that is the way today
01:06:09.360
but that is the way they made the right decisions does that occur to them never never it's interesting
01:06:16.080
but that is kind of the way that they you know the way they speak the results do you sort of tell the
01:06:20.800
story right you would think which is why you would think you know but um yeah they were they were
01:06:26.560
interesting their their spiritual life was materialism yeah and their um their lives were
01:06:34.560
were really um about themselves more than anyone else there's never been a generation where it's
01:06:41.520
been about them as much as it is uh but you know my aunt said to me during covet it made me laugh
01:06:46.160
she goes we're on the phone i think they i do they just made me laugh so much she goes
01:06:50.240
she goes i hope everybody gets this vaccine and i said yeah she goes i hope everyone gets this vaccine
01:06:57.280
i said yeah she goes because i want to travel and i worked my whole life she goes i've worked my
01:07:04.400
whole life and by the way everyone's worked their whole of course it's the funniest thing to say
01:07:10.240
everyone's worked their whole life like what are you talking like okay 20 people didn't work and they
01:07:16.720
you know they grew up with whatever but like where she goes everybody better get this vaccine because i
01:07:22.480
want to travel i want to go on cruises and because i've worked my whole life and i believe she's been
01:07:28.800
retired for about 30 years with full dental maybe 25 years right yeah but like it is just a fight it's
01:07:36.480
very funny the way that they are you know they just it's they're perfect so you said a minute ago that um
01:07:44.080
the internet has decentralized power and disempowered all these institutions and those are the institutions that
01:07:50.400
kind of decided who was successful and who wasn't particularly in the entertainment business or
01:07:53.760
news sports even yeah um what does this mean for like their ability to crush people they don't like
01:08:01.360
to cancel people they'll have to find new ways to do it and i think they're they're they're a little
01:08:06.560
panicked um i think it hurts their ability to do it substantially dramatically that way yeah i think
01:08:14.480
dramatically you said you're friends with louis ck yeah um who i don't know i'm not defending louis ck
01:08:19.680
but i remember reading the details of that and thinking you know okay maybe unattractive louis
01:08:24.000
been able to have a great career is that a crime like what was that no not at all and he's been
01:08:28.240
able to have a phenomenal career why did they do that to him well i mean it was a moment in which
01:08:33.360
and i don't know the details of every single accusation in that piece but i do know that it
01:08:37.120
was a moment where people weren't thinking but even if they were all wanted to punish even if
01:08:42.960
everything written about the guy that i read was true you'd be like all right that's embarrassing
01:08:48.000
well that was a time when it wasn't enough that someone uh admit to a mistake or admit it was
01:08:53.680
about destroying people yes about ending their lives why i just think if people get caught up in
01:08:59.200
these moral panics and they want to hurt people and this is something deeply innate in our uh beings
01:09:05.600
that have to be uh dealt with we have to figure out you know why we do this but this is something that
01:09:10.720
people like mobs and they like getting right you know their pitchforks out and i think you know he's
01:09:15.680
been able to have a phenomenal career and he's you know made movies he's the sold out madison
01:09:20.000
square garden he's done all these things his fans love him and he's one of the greatest comedians
01:09:22.960
that's ever lived so you you have that um but yeah it was a time when people just wanted other people
01:09:28.480
to be heard it wasn't enough to say i fucked up no matter who it was or what they did and i think now
01:09:34.480
i think people are people are looking at the full the full picture of a human being and going like you
01:09:40.320
know what i think we're all over that i'm hoping we're all over that but there are forces out there
01:09:45.920
that um are gonna have to adjust you know so i don't know what they do so louis ck was they may
01:09:51.520
go back to killing people that's what they did for a long that's what they did for a long time and then
01:09:57.120
they now they then they just started destroying their reputations but before that they killed them
01:10:01.600
if you remember that yes they people would die in all these weird ways and cars would go off
01:10:06.720
things and people get shot in the middle of hotels and then it just started to be like we're just
01:10:10.960
going to take out people's reputations does seem like people a lot of people are dying have you
01:10:15.520
noticed this and it does seem not not just yeah bing but right yeah yeah yeah it's it's yeah there's a
01:10:21.520
lot of problems it's not good okay but it turns out that he not only survived this yeah this character
01:10:29.200
assassination attempt but thrived he thrived because his talent spoke for itself and people
01:10:34.240
what is anyone keeping track of all the other guys who were destroyed um i think i i think a lot
01:10:39.040
of them are doing great i think a lot of them are doing fine because i think as we talked about
01:10:45.120
it's not the worst thing to have people turn on you because it it makes you it builds resilience yes
01:10:53.360
you know who your real friends are you fall back on your talent you lean on your talent you lean on
01:10:58.160
the things that you can do better than anyone else and you try to make those even better you have to be
01:11:02.560
more effective in a way yes you can't coast the tide will not carry you so you have to find ways to
01:11:10.800
you know create your own uh environment and create your own uh inertia to move the things you're doing
01:11:20.160
forward because you don't you won't be carried anymore um by the mainstream so you have to just go and
01:11:29.840
i think that's ultimately a good thing well sue it's bad that people kiss your ass it's bad for your
01:11:34.640
soul do you i mean you must deal with that no i think i deal with people that lie to me all the
01:11:39.680
time it's like that is a version of kissing your ass of course people lie so it's it people make things
01:11:45.600
you know they just they if they you don't get a lot of good feedback all the time but then there are
01:11:50.640
people that i trust to give me real feedback and they're not people that i'm usually paying
01:11:54.560
you start paying people that can get complicated but there are some people that i pay that i do
01:12:00.160
trust give me real feedback but then there are also a lot of people that earn money off when i
01:12:03.840
earn money that tell me everything's great all the time and i go i don't know if that was great
01:12:07.600
they go no it was great like their job is to just keep you in a positive mind frame so that you keep
01:12:12.000
earning money their job is not to bring any negative or real things to the forefront i mean don't you
01:12:20.240
think it's good for you to be attacked and confronted and belittled yes i think it's brought
01:12:24.800
to who you really are once again i think it's it's certainly good if you're a creative person yes you
01:12:29.920
have to create and you have to shake yourself out of a comfort zone for sure yeah do you get enough
01:12:36.720
hate that it keeps you human i think so i think i get enough hate you got enough today i think i get
01:12:42.400
enough of people that don't like what i do or say for sure i think things are appropriately difficult
01:12:49.040
meaning like i have friction and that's good i think that you know people i'm not i'm not a person
01:12:56.480
who you know is uh beloved with a lot of what i say but my fans are people that like what i do like
01:13:05.760
me but then there are people that need some convincing i think that's good i think that's
01:13:10.640
good i don't mind that when i sit down with people and you know my manager people like that will
01:13:15.600
tell me they go yeah they you know they like you but they don't they don't know really who you are
01:13:20.080
i think you get a lot of similar stuff where people go well they have ideas about you that are not from
01:13:26.160
you they are just out there so well i agree and i don't think there's anything wrong with being
01:13:31.680
attacked for your actual crimes there's nothing wrong with that and i welcome it it's being called
01:13:38.000
names that actually aren't accurate yeah you know for sure i once was talking to a new york times
01:13:42.560
reporter who was telling me what a racist i was yeah and i said i'm actually i first of all i would
01:13:48.640
tell you if i was a racist i'm really not a racist i'm actually a sexist right and which i thought was
01:13:53.920
hilarious yeah sort of true and i thought what if that's a good line yeah didn't print it no they
01:13:58.800
won't print it if someone said that to me in an interview i would print that yeah i participated once i
01:14:04.400
i don't know a ton of i know some people in journalism but i participated once in this thing
01:14:10.000
where like there's a few journalists that like wanted to talk to a comedian because they they were
01:14:14.720
like we want to start using more comedy in our pieces and i was like wait what and they they were
01:14:19.280
just these these totally unfunny like people it was just tough i was like guys just write the
01:14:24.960
fucking news but they wanted like you know they wanted like what did you tell them i just said you
01:14:30.480
know i don't know i think people that are good at this stuff are good at it you know and i i just
01:14:34.240
i can't tell you how to make something funny you know because they were basically saying like we
01:14:39.200
think that our reach will grow dramatically if we're funny and i go it might grow dramatically if you
01:14:45.520
reported facts you know that might do they laugh no they didn't they were like well so that's all
01:14:52.240
are there any journalists you like or read or trust or i mean there's people that i read all the time
01:14:57.040
like who um i read andrew sullivan a lot i don't always agree with him but i i think he's well
01:15:00.960
worth a read i i've read seymour hirsch every article that he writes me too i you know i read uh
01:15:07.760
i read um a bit barry weiss i'll read the free press whether i agree or not
01:15:13.600
i'll read taibbi i'll read your stuff from delhi kohler people that have written there i've read
01:15:19.280
like you know and i'll read thomas friedman i'll read nicholas crystal i'll read the times
01:15:22.960
editor i read washington post i'll read an apple bomb in the atlantic and i disagree with
01:15:26.880
her i don't want to go to russia tomorrow i have an engagement thank you i have a lunch um she's
01:15:32.560
very hyped about the russia thing god bless but i think why's she so mad at russia i don't know they
01:15:36.480
all want to go to war with russia i have things what is that i have a kitchen renovation um
01:15:43.520
and do you think by the way it's a little weird as you're an adult man yeah with a job yeah it's a
01:15:48.640
little weird to have someone like anna applebaum or any of these people like tell you what your
01:15:52.560
opinion should be it's very strange i mean she's very aggressive on this russia issue and there's
01:15:59.760
this idea that i think we we have this purpose we have a deficit of purpose in the country yes this
01:16:11.040
is what i think i think we have a deficit of purpose i think the elites feel it the people that have lots
01:16:16.960
and lots of uh you know time to think about these things feel the deficit of purpose i think if you're
01:16:22.800
working 20 hours a day to feed your family you don't have a deficit of purpose no you don't but
01:16:27.120
i think if you're lounging around in a dc townhouse trying to figure out what problems that you need to
01:16:31.920
go out and desperately solve you have a deficit of purpose and i think this uh idea gives them uh the
01:16:39.040
sense that now we are back in world war ii and there's good and there's evil and this is the purpose
01:16:45.040
this is why we've all been on the planet to uh confront the country with the most nuclear weapons
01:16:51.760
of any other country over two regions of the two northern provinces in ukraine which if you google
01:16:57.680
image them i mean take it i mean truly truly and i'll give him part of this country too there's a
01:17:03.760
lot of this country which parts uh a lot um there's parts of it that we don't need i'll give him part if
01:17:09.120
putin wants it yeah we'll give him parts of california north jersey well yeah we'll give him some parts
01:17:14.000
of that you will give it i i think we should actually let's really him let's give him upstate
01:17:19.840
new york let's give him a lot of michigan let's give him stuff where he goes hey man i'm good could
01:17:24.960
he fix connected do you think i don't know if anyone could i was just in connected and i like
01:17:29.200
the people there but i don't know if anyone could i actually said on stage it would be nice if putin
01:17:33.280
invaded this um what kind of response did you get they all laughed they're great they're great
01:17:38.480
comedy yeah they are they got it but yeah i mean i think there's deficit of purpose i think people
01:17:42.160
like an apple bomb i'm sure she's lovely lady or whatever i don't i don't think so she's a little
01:17:46.160
vicious in the the way she writes loathsome yeah never met her but she it's very aggressive it's
01:17:50.480
very like we got to go to we got to go to russia and we got to fight putin and i i'm like is it
01:17:57.280
weird some rich girl in dc is telling other people to fight war that's weird to me i go are you is this
01:18:02.480
a bad day thing are you i you know i i wake up and i go i should jog i should work i should do
01:18:12.960
better things that i don't end up doing and i go i should you know i should have a breakfast of just
01:18:18.640
uh you know some macrobiotic la sludge that it's more healthier i never think i should go to war with
01:18:24.320
russia no i know i've never thought of that i've never thought of that i you know i i should take a
01:18:28.800
road trip i should connect with an old friend i've never thought that i should go to war with
01:18:34.320
russia i've never believed i never thought that was a good way to spend a summer that they don't
01:18:38.480
want you to go to russia um i don't know i don't know i don't i i think that they like
01:18:47.200
we need enemies we have a huge national security apparatus that relies on conflicts we sell a lot of
01:18:54.080
weapons yes we have a huge uh investment in that and you know we're arming the ukraine and kind
01:19:00.960
of an unwinnable war that everybody knew was unwinnable it was incredibly bloody and it didn't
01:19:05.600
have to be and you know this is something where the secretary of state anthony blinken went and
01:19:14.160
performed rock in the free world i don't know if you saw that i did see it yeah i mean does that
01:19:18.080
inspire confidence it's disturbing it's crazy if my child died in a war and then the secretary of
01:19:23.920
state of the country that supposedly backing us showed up to play music i would kind of be in
01:19:29.680
the middle of the war by the way the war's not over it would be a little disturbing to me so it's just
01:19:35.600
very strange and then you know the kamala harris thing i'm like well this was a bigger country that
01:19:39.600
invaded a smaller country and that was her i mean kamala harris is like a brentwood mom you know she's
01:19:44.720
like a wine drunk kind of brentwood mom and so that's the way a mom would explain that that's
01:19:49.600
what like a brentwood california pacific palisades you know tuna tartare chardonnay mom explains that
01:19:59.280
she goes it's a bigger country and they've invaded a smaller um so that's the level of uh understanding
01:20:07.120
they want us to have of of any conflict but maybe so maybe that's not the truth is what you're
01:20:12.880
suggesting yeah but imagine it's not i imagine it's not everybody that i've spoken to respect people like
01:20:17.600
rfk and everything there's a whole narrative that nobody's read about nobody understands what was
01:20:22.160
ongoing since 2014 yeah and just always because we weren't paying attention doesn't why did these
01:20:27.520
minsk accords not get signed why i mean like you know what do you think it's really about
01:20:34.080
i think it's about you know i i think you know when when when people i can apple bomb right that
01:20:39.840
russia's a failed state and we need to westernize it this is in the atlantic it's a failed state she's
01:20:45.120
written these things and this is a common maybe a state you don't like it's the opposite of a failed
01:20:49.360
state it's a coherent state yeah you can not like it it's been around for a thousand years it's not
01:20:53.520
my i remember when it was my job to give shopping malls to afghanistan the afghani yes i remember that
01:20:58.320
oh you do i remember when i was a senior year in high school and everybody goes here's what we're
01:21:02.080
doing we're going to afghanistan and iraq we're going to democratize the middle east this was the
01:21:06.320
project yeah now these psychopaths want to democratize russia back then they were republicans now
01:21:11.120
they're calling themselves democrats it doesn't seem to matter they float between the two parties
01:21:15.440
of course on msnbc now all the time and i remember i'm old enough to remember that what i mean how did
01:21:20.880
we leave afghanistan 20 years later does it seem democratized the talibans in power we should have
01:21:25.600
a five-year moratorium on any conflicts after course after it's 20 years and the taliban goes back in
01:21:31.040
power it should be it's like if you have a party armed by us yeah if you have a party at your house
01:21:36.560
and it burns down your parents should go you're done now you're done in our new house you don't
01:21:42.880
have any parties you gotta really establish that you've grown and learned from this uh that was
01:21:49.440
crazy to me so when all these people make these arguments i go it doesn't really make sense that
01:21:53.760
we would be doing this again do you feel that changing like to the extent that you're with
01:22:05.360
brentwood wine moms now yeah are they less enthusiastic about the brave ukrainian people
01:22:10.400
they don't care they don't care exactly cares no one really care it's just fun to pretend to care
01:22:16.400
no one cares no one no one unless you're from the ukraine or you live in the ukraine
01:22:25.120
no one cares at all it is not even a real thing you know if it comes up at a dinner people go
01:22:32.080
terrible terrible terrible horrible do they have the sticky toffee pudding no one it's not real it's
01:22:39.680
not on our shore it doesn't affect us it is no we don't fight we just arm people we send money
01:22:47.520
we don't care it's not it's israel guys i think it's not real people get very upset but none of these
01:22:54.080
things affect us because we can watch them but they're not impacting our daily lives they're not
01:23:00.640
impacting our daily lives and so the government now if the government said to us now they're
01:23:05.200
starting to do these really interesting things they're going we need the draft we want to we
01:23:09.520
want to do that again germany's thinking about that we're thinking military times ran an article
01:23:14.560
where they're like selective service uh we should we should reinstate the draft
01:23:18.640
um there's soon how people are starting to go yourself how's that sound that's right
01:23:22.480
go ahead and do that and then we can talk people are starting to perk their ears up now
01:23:26.480
that changes everything people start to go wait a minute what's going on because they're clearly
01:23:34.000
preparing for something huge this is in the cards you can feel it it's you talk to military people
01:23:42.320
about it they're kind of um they kind of go well it's there's a i don't even know they know
01:23:51.200
but there's something ominous that they're preparing for it just you can feel it that
01:23:55.040
they're preparing for something big they're floating all these ideas about drafts we haven't heard these
01:23:59.360
for 20 30 years not even when supposedly remember terrorists were going to blow up every city in
01:24:03.200
america we didn't hear about the draft we didn't hear about the draft when terrorists were going to
01:24:07.520
blow up everything you're going to be sitting at a lunch table is going to blow up we didn't hear
01:24:10.480
about the draft now we're hearing about the draft something's coming i don't know what's coming but
01:24:15.440
something ominous they're planning for something and if you can kind of feel it i mean i don't know
01:24:20.960
if that's something you've picked up on or you you think certainly have maybe you think maybe i'm
01:24:25.760
being dramatic you're not being dramatic and i mean it's as simple as they can't lose the war
01:24:30.400
against russia that we're waging we're waging a war against russia it's not right Ukraine Ukraine
01:24:34.400
is macron in france going nato troops in ukraine remember when they were trying to enforce a no-fly
01:24:39.520
zone i remember i was doing a show in the warner theater in dc it was a great theater
01:24:43.040
and i'm like what the i mean i'm like you know a no-fly zone enforcing that guarantees a hot war
01:24:52.480
an actual war with russia immediately overnight that's right immediately as soon as they want
01:24:56.720
and they were they were they were two years ago and they were saying let's do it remember very well
01:24:59.920
you know and i was like i was going wait a minute guys what the fuck we're going to war with russia
01:25:04.680
tomorrow i was like what's going on i said we've done enough with the sanctions what did we take out
01:25:09.140
we took out taco bell there you go you we'd said no mcdonald's dramatically improve the country no
01:25:14.100
mcdonald's we took out all the poison food and i said listen we've done enough i remember talking
01:25:20.900
to louis about i was like big and louis but it's just so crazy like there's just something about
01:25:25.060
all these celebrities clamoring for a war with russia i go there's something strange about
01:25:32.020
this there's something weird and i i don't know what it comes from this need to
01:25:35.300
and but they are preparing you can feel it you can feel it when macron goes maybe we should have
01:25:39.700
native troops in france and when germany goes maybe we should have a draft and you go what's
01:25:43.620
wait a minute what's happening what is happening something so but i mean you said a minute ago that
01:25:49.860
there's no chance ukraine quote ukraine which is really nato which is really the united states
01:25:55.300
can win against a nation with a hundred million more people in deeper industrial capacities like the
01:25:59.780
whole thing was stupid from day one where it's not winnable right yeah but what and which is true
01:26:04.420
but what if we quite obviously lose then it means after years of well we've already almost lost in
01:26:12.260
the way if you think about this russia putin has purged um just people that were disloyal in the
01:26:19.940
government he's consolidated power he's opened a bigger trading relationship with china india
01:26:26.340
pakistan brazil i believe um economic production and the company is up uh of course you know the
01:26:33.220
industrial productions up uh he evaded all these sanctions pretty much the wages have gone up wages
01:26:40.340
he's in a stronger position now than he's ever been of course after this policy country's thriving
01:26:45.380
ours is not yeah like it's a weird thing to look at that situation and go he kind of has already won in
01:26:54.900
that sense if the goal was to strengthen him which it clearly wasn't the goal is to bleed out the
01:26:59.700
russian military it hasn't worked but i do think they're trying there's something else that's going
01:27:03.140
to happen i don't know what they're going to do but they're so but if if it becomes really obvious
01:27:06.900
like with the afghan pullout that like we lost that's right all the those words that we've been
01:27:12.580
throwing at you for the last two and a half years they were fake we are powerless we are weak
01:27:15.940
and now we have no credibility it's totally discrediting right for tony blinken yes hillary
01:27:21.060
clinton yes all these susan rice all the monsters in charge of wrecking our country are humiliated
01:27:26.020
yeah you can't have that right because it's about them it's not about us it's about them yeah it's
01:27:30.100
and you know we're going to probably commit more money to that situation and i could even see a
01:27:37.620
situation where and i hope we're not stupid enough to do this but they are starting to float this idea
01:27:42.660
of like the money's not enough and i don't know what's next but we know what's next we don't want
01:27:49.220
what's next you know when when people go well we might need troops we should have nato troops
01:27:54.420
well this is what they're doing they're going we should have nato peacekeeping force it's very
01:27:57.380
interesting recently they've gone what about some nato peacekeeping forces there let's just put some
01:28:02.900
in there i mean it's just like what does it mean to drop a quote peacekeeping force yeah into a war
01:28:08.500
where are the nato peacekeeping forces in gaza where are the nato peacekeeping forces are they not on
01:28:13.860
the way in rafa are they not there where is that nato peacekeeping force in ukraine we know what's
01:28:18.900
we know what happens next and it's a full-blown war and that's terrible it's world war three but it
01:28:23.620
sounds like that's accelerating it seems to be i mean again i'm no genius but i pick up on little
01:28:29.860
clues that are out there and i go huh it seems and mike johnson the new speaker is not going to stop it
01:28:35.780
you think i don't think he's going to stop it no i don't think anyone's going to say i don't think
01:28:38.660
anyone what's your read on him i need more evidence i mean he seems sort of like a like an empty suit a
01:28:48.180
little bit i mean that seems to be my vague or reflection generic understanding of him as sort
01:28:56.420
of like an empty suit controlled yeah i feel like he's you know there is and it's not party specific
01:29:04.580
but there are interests that are just bigger than the parties and it is a lot of you know that we have
01:29:12.580
22 intelligence agencies most people can name three yes four um we have a pentagon that's
01:29:19.060
incredibly you know well fine i'm not saying we shouldn't have a military or intelligence agencies
01:29:23.940
but none of these people are elected we don't really know what any of them are doing and we
01:29:28.580
don't really know the rationale for why they're doing certain things um and those things never come
01:29:35.300
up to a vote you know nobody votes on even like our immigration policy nobody ever voted on that nobody
01:29:40.420
ever said well here's what i think should no they've refused to have a vote yeah they haven't
01:29:44.100
had a vote on how can people i mean so we're mad that you know about invasions around the world and
01:29:49.860
we're spending untold billions to stop invasions but at the same time we've had millions of military
01:29:54.420
aged men come into our country because there's no border right it's ignoring that as they're staring
01:29:59.780
so intently at these foreign conflicts what is that well the most compassionate thing to do is
01:30:03.860
invade countries make them unlivable and then have their people come over here and cut your grass
01:30:08.660
but clearly that's that's going that's all that's going on yeah it's where we're destabilizing whole
01:30:13.140
regions of the world a lot of those regions you know are are coming into america and there's just
01:30:18.980
no plan i mean obviously there should be some type of uh you know i i just don't think that all these
01:30:25.620
people that uh you know in greenwich connecticut for example you know i i don't know i can't imagine
01:30:33.620
just from knowing some of them they barely like each other in the house right there's no way they
01:30:40.020
love el salvadorians there's just no way that they want and it's not because they're el salvador it's
01:30:47.300
just like they don't even like each other they don't like the neighbor there's no way that they
01:30:52.020
love the nation of guatemala they want people to work for less money than they can pay americans i mean
01:30:58.580
this is just truth and they want nobody wants to talk about it but you look at la la is just tons
01:31:05.380
of that the gardeners people building houses people you know and you know you have it all over the
01:31:11.300
place rich people get a lot out of having people come to this country and they don't have to pay them
01:31:19.140
so how is it different from feudalism having a lot of serfs not too different it's not too different
01:31:25.540
i'm sure there's a lot of people come to the country they're good people they want to
01:31:28.900
feed their families and work and you know they end up being abused and they end up in a situation
01:31:33.620
that is for sure and this is you know like you know this is like this kind of idea that we can just
01:31:42.340
import um all of these people everybody and then there's not going to be significant growing pains
01:31:54.740
and how many people we can assimilate into a physical space and a cultural space and a
01:31:58.820
financial space and when nobody's being honest about any of those growing pains nobody's even
01:32:02.260
saying it's a mixed bag nobody's even saying it's good and bad everyone's going no it's great and if
01:32:06.900
you don't like it you're a nazi that is why you see all over europe and and a lot of people electing
01:32:15.300
leaders that are anti-immigration anti-migration because they themselves understand that
01:32:21.220
there are downsides significant sweden is now you know the most dangerous one of the most dangerous
01:32:27.300
countries there's all kinds of articles being written about sweden that the crime rates have
01:32:32.420
gone up dramatically over the last 10 years well what's happened over the last 10 years
01:32:36.500
right so people why do the swedes put up with it or why do why do americans put up with it what what is it
01:32:42.980
about people in the west i'll just say it white people who yeah like they just feel like they can't
01:32:48.020
complain or something well i think there's there's there's twofold number one certain people benefit
01:32:52.020
from it so certain people go well the maid the nanny i'm getting my nails done uh we've got cheaper help
01:32:58.420
at the beach club or whatever it is there are people that have a direct benefit from it there are people
01:33:03.220
that you know feel like um they ignore any potential negative or downside because they feel like um they
01:33:14.660
have a lot of guilt for whatever reason maybe it's the colonial period of the 17 18 centuries or they
01:33:21.860
feel like uh that the right thing to do is just to ignore any potential downside to immigration because
01:33:30.420
they feel guilty about how the country was established or how people were treated or any of
01:33:36.020
that that feeds into that mindset even though if you go back obviously before the 17th and 18th century
01:33:42.580
slavery was all over the world conquest was all over the world people killing each other different
01:33:46.740
races were subjugating and killing other races people fought over land religion the way i mean it was
01:33:51.780
it was a madhouse it was plunder it was violence this was the way of the world if you
01:33:55.540
but most people don't have any knowledge of like the ancient world they don't have any knowledge of
01:34:00.100
anything past that period of colonialism is where most people start their knowledge of history and in
01:34:07.460
that period the west is seen as the you know the enemy of anything that is good and so the guilt that gets
01:34:17.140
embedded into people is then i think manifested in these conversations about immigration where it's like
01:34:23.220
listen it's to me it's very economic there's times when the country will need more immigrants right
01:34:27.620
and there's times when the country will need less but there's probably um a way to kind of decide
01:34:33.300
who comes into the country we should be able to check their background to make sure that they
01:34:38.020
are not terrorists they're not dangerous they're not doing these things i don't think that's an
01:34:42.980
unreasonable ass well if you're importing millions of people over 10 million people
01:34:47.700
um with no education and no skills high-tech skills at exactly the moment when technology
01:34:54.980
ai is going to eliminate millions of jobs yeah especially low-end jobs yeah what is that that
01:35:01.220
seems crazy what seems like in intentional harm yeah well it certainly seems that that the people
01:35:07.780
don't really care i don't think people care i think that's you know you drive through i think a lot
01:35:12.420
of people have just written off large swaths of the country i travel around doing comedy all over the
01:35:16.420
country you see places where people go they've given up on this they've given up they don't
01:35:20.580
care i mean i remember detroit when people just went oh that's bankrupt there's what's done you know
01:35:25.300
it's coming back now but it was in american city people just went we don't care and people gave up
01:35:30.900
um you know this is this happens all over the place and i think so you're in a real estate investor
01:35:37.860
and a non-stop traveler i travel a lot yeah so where are the places that you think are promising
01:35:44.980
over the next 20 years south florida uh anywhere south of jupiter i mean i think east coast yeah
01:35:51.300
east coast there there there's a business climate there that people like people just like people
01:35:57.540
like the the thing that's happened with california which was a beautiful and amazing and a great state
01:36:02.020
it's like there's this idea that you you can't do it in california it's so hard there's so many
01:36:08.980
regulations everything costs so much money the houses cost so much money it really is a dream and it's kind
01:36:14.100
of a pipe dream and new york is becoming like that too there are these places that have become so
01:36:21.140
unattainable for people that they're going elsewhere and and they're going to texas going to florida and
01:36:28.740
it's not always political either it's some of it is but some of it is economic doesn't sound political
01:36:33.780
yeah no it's people that are like sounds way deeper i can't afford to live here and then the value
01:36:39.060
of what i'm getting for my money is not worth it anymore you know if i'm living in venice beach
01:36:44.820
california but somebody climbs over my wall and decapitates my wife i don't care that the mexican
01:36:50.660
food is better right there is something right now there's a trade there yeah so i think that's
01:36:56.180
happening but south florida is is good i think that um you know there's texas i think central texas
01:37:02.420
is still going to grow i think it slowed down austin was like a boom during the pandemic central texas
01:37:06.660
i think will grow i think like idaho i think any of those areas obviously montana all those areas
01:37:12.660
are getting very expensive um but you know idaho i think you know climate wise is going to be pretty
01:37:21.220
good any of those mountainous regions that are incredibly pretty and you know i think they're
01:37:26.820
they're not going to be 115 degrees and stuff so i think a lot of people will probably migrate in
01:37:32.180
that area i think hudson new york that area anywhere that's an hour and a half two hours out
01:37:38.180
of a city because people are working remote or they're they're working two or three days a week
01:37:41.780
areas like that i think that hudson valley is going to be big you know what about the west coast
01:37:48.820
you know i mean listen arizona certainly if you could take the heat not like not a coast you know
01:37:54.980
no no i mean i mean oh yeah washington oregon california washington state of all of those
01:37:59.220
washington state um has is the most resilient i think portland is tough i think that unless they
01:38:08.580
reverse a lot of their policies it's going to be tough but i think the lifestyle of the west coast
01:38:12.900
washington state's a beautiful state seattle's a little bit of a mess but most people live there
01:38:17.060
not to live in seattle they live there to live in the mountains and the lakes it's beautiful
01:38:20.980
i think washington state i think their tax system is a little better and i think that
01:38:25.060
there's a lot of people i i would say that that area holds and builds in the west coast you know
01:38:31.620
and i think in you know i think orange county california which is about an hour and a half south of la
01:38:37.700
where the da actually prosecutes crime and people feel better raising their families there and they
01:38:43.460
get that you know lifestyle of being by the beach and things like that i think that holds um and
01:38:48.340
hopefully san francisco's get reversed and gets better and i don't know i i tend to think that
01:38:54.180
it may come back i don't know but you know that would be a hope too what about home ownership like
01:38:59.940
you grew up in a world you're not even that old yeah people own their homes like middle class yeah
01:39:04.980
owned homes is that over it seems to be over in the sense that it's becoming more and more difficult i
01:39:17.540
think for people now to there's trade-offs to owning a home owning a home is not perfect for everybody
01:39:23.780
it's not right for everybody it's not you know always ideal it is ideal for people that have the
01:39:29.780
finances to do it and to to live you know and to um i think it's because i think people are looking at
01:39:35.620
their lives now and they're going the amount of money and work and all the things that we're gonna have
01:39:39.940
to do to own this home just may kill us and that it shouldn't be that way but i think that's what's
01:39:44.900
happening so i think the trade-offs now are much higher why isn't anyone running on home ownership
01:39:49.060
that was like a pillar of american because you gotta shut down the real estate lobby you gotta
01:39:52.580
shut down all these people you have to stop but they're like the worst people in the world i know
01:39:56.900
they're the worst but people won't tell you know there's this idea that and i think again it's like
01:40:04.420
we are a capitalist country i'm a capitalist i think it's great to make money but i do think that
01:40:08.500
there is a point where consolidation you have all these companies you have three or four companies
01:40:13.220
running everything doing everything you're preventing the spirit of capitalism you're
01:40:17.060
preventing small businesses you're preventing competition you're preventing all these things
01:40:20.340
and you become like kind of a you know you have this conglomerate of all of these different um
01:40:26.820
multinational corporations that just are these nameless faceless blobs that own the government i mean
01:40:32.260
it's just hard to imagine you know people opening a restaurant starting a bed and breakfast uh you know
01:40:40.180
opening a hardware store opening a business they can't do it and i think that now owning a home is
01:40:45.540
the new opening of business where it's like i remember like 20 years ago people like we can't
01:40:49.620
open a business what are you nuts now it's like people going i can't own a home so because i remember
01:40:55.140
people in this country used to open businesses that was also a thing people used to actually have a
01:40:59.700
business and work for themselves that has all been put out i mean there are still people doing that but
01:41:04.900
it's very few and corporations run everything you go to new york city everything's a chase bank
01:41:11.140
everything's a steakhouse that has 15 locations everything is a you know and it used to be like
01:41:16.980
mom and pop diners and stuff that had great food and weren't that expensive and like you know maybe you
01:41:23.060
waited a little longer maybe there's an attitude maybe there's a crazy person there who ran the place
01:41:27.700
who was kind of an eccentric but it was fun now everything is corporate i mean every sushi restaurant
01:41:33.300
looks like every steakhouse and they all look like hedge funds you know what i mean like you go into
01:41:37.700
every place and you're like what does the hedge fund look like just do you kind of marble and like a
01:41:43.220
neurology clinic right so everything and i know you're big on architecture so that's one of my things
01:41:49.780
too is it's like the sameness of everything how hollow and corporate it is um it's designed to just
01:41:57.780
you know exist primarily on a screen um and you know it's like you know you lost a lot that's
01:42:04.020
the thing and people people go oh who cares for small businesses like no but the country you live
01:42:07.940
in is fundamentally different you see different things physically different physically different
01:42:12.180
why does nobody notice that nobody notices nobody cares people are just they're just being ushered
01:42:16.100
into this new thing and nobody's asking everything is the same 10 corporations it's the same 20
01:42:20.900
restaurants you know you go to you go to any town and you have the football stadium the baseball
01:42:25.140
stadium you have uh the two two chain steakhouses everyone's heard of a cheesecake factory a mall
01:42:30.980
a bad area uh some some like historic place that no one goes you know and uh a marriott a hilton a
01:42:40.260
nice old hotel that's kind of broken down but is kind of like charming and it has a brunch on a sunday
01:42:46.580
and then it's surrounded by 45 minutes to an hour of urban decay that's every city in america outside of 10.
01:42:52.420
where's the resistance like when i was a kid there was a group called earth first which i made fun of
01:42:57.380
because they were like liberals or whatever right now i sort of love them but there's nothing like
01:43:00.980
it left and they would just go put sugar in the gas tank of bulldozers you know we're trying to
01:43:06.340
clear cut woods to build a development and their point they were kind of kaczynskiites
01:43:12.020
well corporations have done a great job of going we love you we like you we actually think you're great we
01:43:17.860
we think it's great um we're progressive we everything you're into we're into uh everything
01:43:24.900
that you know the internet says is good we're kind of we vibe with uh we totally are we're open to
01:43:32.420
everything we're gonna do everything you want if you want a black female ceo you're gonna get one
01:43:36.340
you're not gonna we're not stopping the sweat shops but you're gonna get you're gonna get a black
01:43:40.420
female ceo you might you know you we can get anything you want we will do anything you want
01:43:46.100
you want a polyamorous orgy here at chase we'll do it we'll do it we're gonna foreclose on everyone's
01:43:52.420
house but we'll do that and they keep moving the goal post around where you're kind of confused you
01:43:57.140
go what exactly is happening and that's why i'm amazed at their ability to do when we grew up we always
01:44:03.460
looked at these corporate wall street guys they're all you're all fucking criminals yes and you know we're
01:44:08.580
watching our own backs even though we know you need to make money and maybe there's a way for
01:44:13.700
us to make money together but we always got to watch our backs the tech people are now very much like
01:44:18.820
we're utopians we're great we're good everything's good we drink green juices we ride bikes we care
01:44:24.500
about the environment we care about you um and that's it you know all the 14 year olds are killing
01:44:29.380
themselves because of our product but yeah we're good people and there's something really scary about
01:44:36.500
people that come to you it's always very and i'm just the type of guy where if somebody comes to
01:44:41.620
me out of nowhere and goes hi i care about you i love you and i care about you and i want you to
01:44:46.340
have the best life ever and i go cool what what's this about because i know what's coming next
01:44:52.420
you know which is rape yeah what's coming next is just get in this van
01:44:56.180
so i think we have a situation where the tech people are kind of saying get in the van
01:45:13.060
i hate this is i can't believe i'm saying this but that's like a brilliant analysis yeah
01:45:17.140
really smart i'm not i'm not inviting you into the van yeah that's a sincere praise uh
01:45:26.100
so that's like um a much more effective but also a much more sort of female approach
01:45:31.940
yeah rather than just like you know just do old-fashioned fascism or old-fashioned feudalism
01:45:37.140
yeah like i'm the lord you're the serf yeah you don't like it i'm gonna flog you yeah there's
01:45:42.020
something kind of straightforward and less threatening about that right yes i mean there's
01:45:46.980
something straightforward about knowing people's intentions intentions are big and if they're out
01:45:54.420
in the open i'm much more comfortable if i know why if i walk into uh if you walk on a car lot and
01:46:02.660
somebody comes up to you to sell you a car it's completely understandable whether that person's honest
01:46:09.460
or not whether they're going to give you a good deal or not you know exactly what they're trying
01:46:14.180
to do and you know what their end goal is they want to sell you a car so they yeah yeah exactly
01:46:19.460
when someone's trying to remake the world you live in for your benefit and you have no idea why they're
01:46:27.540
trying to do it and you have no idea what it will look like you have no concept of what this world is
01:46:32.660
going to look like we were all promised this world is this tech world's going to connect everybody
01:46:36.580
everybody all this stuff and the free and open exchange of ideas and information what it's kind
01:46:40.660
of becomes this lonely isolating thing where everybody you know teenagers are being severely
01:46:46.660
damaged by uh these products that are out there it's it's not good there are people that are
01:46:53.860
their mental health has deteriorated on these platforms right um and you know there doesn't seem to be
01:47:00.580
any accountability nobody cares there's a few books about it and a few people are upset about it
01:47:05.060
it's also very co-opted by you know you also have the political angle too where it's like
01:47:10.100
everyone's talking about banning tiktok and i'm sure tiktok has spyware and what else but everyone's
01:47:14.020
talking about it because kids are now sitting down at the table with their family and watching the gaza
01:47:19.620
stuff they're going why are we shooting this baby in the face and their family is going well you know
01:47:25.140
there's a very good reason there's a good reason for it i want you to focus on your driving test
01:47:30.900
and you go yeah but they're lighting these people on fire and so now all these kids are getting
01:47:34.740
information from tiktok and nobody likes it nobody likes it so now it's going now it's gonna oh so
01:47:41.060
it's not banning tiktok is not an effort a last-ditch effort to save us from china i don't think they
01:47:46.340
yeah no they don't care about your kids mental health i don't think they ever have i don't think
01:47:50.020
they're interested in your kids mental health they're not interested in your mental health they're
01:47:53.860
not interested in the mental health of uh anybody so they're certainly not interested in your kids
01:47:58.740
mental health and they're not banning tiktok because they care about your kids mental health
01:48:02.740
that's just completely untrue now you know i i'm not saying that tiktok's uh an innocuous thing i'm
01:48:08.660
sure there's things in tiktok that i'm unaware of but their reasons for it are not
01:48:15.860
the ones they're saying what's your relationship with technology i use it for work i have to use it
01:48:22.020
um but like be specific yeah it's enabled yeah it's enabled me to make uh a career out of what i
01:48:29.620
do so i'm very i'm very excited about and i think we have to live with it it's not something we can
01:48:34.660
become luddites and just you know i go on my you know i have you know i'll post clips of things i've
01:48:42.420
done i will read a lot so i read i go to drudge i read all these things yeah every day i read a lot and
01:48:48.980
then i go to instagram and you know things like that and i post where i'm going to be and so you
01:48:55.380
know here i'm going to be here if you want to come see me or if i'm going to do whatever and then you
01:48:59.700
know i go in and record a podcast usually once or twice a week twice a week every week and then you
01:49:05.940
know the clips are cut i post the clips everything like that it's a relatively healthy relationship
01:49:10.980
you can't start reading about yourself i don't read about myself rogan taught me that he's like
01:49:14.660
don't read about yourself and he's right um good or bad he's right to just ignore it and do what
01:49:19.540
you're going to do so smart he's right about 100 of that so i don't really read about it but you know
01:49:25.460
i don't i didn't grow i remember growing up without it i remember not having access to a smartphone until
01:49:33.300
i was probably in you know blackberry was uh i was in college you're not even 40 though right yeah i'm 39
01:49:40.020
but i was kind of late to the game so it sounds like you um probably in the last year of american
01:49:47.380
children not to marinate in technology from birth yeah we were the last year we were half in half
01:49:52.820
out like we were certainly not marinating in it from birth we we we were a generation of people that
01:49:59.220
started and some of us were more savvy than others but it started in middle school but no it didn't
01:50:07.140
come on anywhere nearly as strong as it comes on for kids now because we didn't have smartphones
01:50:13.300
attached to us you know i mean i had a flip phone in high school it was like who care you could call
01:50:17.140
your friend exactly tax but it wasn't you weren't inundated all day with these things but do you
01:50:21.620
make an it sounds like you make an effort just to answer your question for you yeah to connect with
01:50:26.260
people directly rather than just yes i love going and seeing people who i i believe in that i'll go out
01:50:33.700
i'll leave the earth doing that meaning like i don't want to be a part of the i mean i might have
01:50:39.780
to to some degree to be for my career but i don't want to be in a metaverse i don't want to be in a
01:50:44.740
virtual world i know that that has no appeal to me it sounds like you literally fly around to see
01:50:48.740
people i do yeah i do yeah no one does that yeah i know it's interesting i know it's important to see
01:50:55.060
people stay in their bubbles i like to see people all the time i like to talk to people but physically
01:50:59.300
yeah yeah you got to be in there's something about a friendship that i believe needs a physical
01:51:04.660
dimension it doesn't mean you have to see them all the time but like the idea that you can have
01:51:08.180
dinner with someone even if it's once or twice a year but the idea that you can be in their presence
01:51:12.020
is important to me and it's not just somebody that exists uh you know online in the digital
01:51:17.380
and you don't just do that for work reasons you know i do it socially i do it to see people
01:51:21.940
yeah i want to know what's going on i don't think you know what's going on reading text i agree
01:51:27.780
completely yeah is that why you've managed to stay sane despite being on the road all the time
01:51:33.140
well i mean sane's a relative term but i think it helps it helps to see people and get out of the
01:51:38.340
world of uh you know whatever the entertainment business is and just see see friends and people
01:51:43.300
that are raising kids and have businesses and have lives and live in different parts of the country
01:51:47.300
and are excited about different things and are have challenges i don't have and have the
01:51:51.460
aspirations that i find very interesting and helping them in any way that i can or or going there to
01:51:56.420
like you know just hang out with them and their families it's important to me to go and see the
01:52:01.060
actual people living life i'm a big fan of that i yeah i think people staying in a place i understand
01:52:08.260
that people have to do it there was economic conditions in my life where i had to do it um
01:52:13.380
but now that i have the ability to kind of go and travel and meet people it's i think it's a cool
01:52:17.060
thing to do how do you not go crazy on the road all the time um it's difficult i think it's difficult
01:52:26.820
because i have to record this show every i'm always somewhere where i have to do the podcast
01:52:32.740
twice a week so i try to like i said when i'm on the road i try to bookend things where i can visit
01:52:40.100
friends see people old friends of mine will come out to a show and we'll go out and grab dinner take
01:52:45.700
a walk around their neighborhood there is something to me about trying to connect with
01:52:49.620
people that i wasn't as important to me now i'm older it's become really important it was important
01:52:53.700
to me you know if you came to me in five six years ago i'd go who cares you know now if someone out
01:52:59.060
of nowhere goes hey we went to high school together uh and and i'm like and they're even weirded out by
01:53:04.020
to go i saw you're performing everything and i go what are you doing and they're like uh i don't know
01:53:10.020
i'm like i got nothing to do on saturday and i will go to their house we'll take walks well
01:53:15.300
i want to connect with people now i think you do not spend 12 hours in a hotel room no no no no i try
01:53:22.100
my hardest to meet people that i know or go to a place i find interesting
01:53:30.260
you must a million people who spend their lives like you do on the road and they all kind of go insane
01:53:34.740
or get addicted to something weird i don't think you can do it forever so i think i'm 39 i think
01:53:38.500
i've got a few years left i don't think i'll be doing this forever on the road i do believe that
01:53:42.340
i do believe that there's an end point to it sorry agents um but i do believe that eventually
01:53:47.060
you have to say like okay i've done enough and i've seen enough and this has been great but i'm
01:53:52.500
going to do it a lot less frequently so i don't think but there's a lot of people that listen
01:53:57.060
everybody battles with things on the road the road is a difficult place to be because you're
01:54:02.580
taken out of your environment oh yeah you're dropped in this thing and the comforts
01:54:07.700
that people look to i mean we're all everybody battles different things out there you know
01:54:11.460
drugs food sex uh lying you know cheating gambling whatever it is that you are um you know have issues
01:54:19.700
with the road makes it come out so you have to like you have to keep vigilant about certain things so
01:54:24.980
that you're not in like uh you know you don't get into trouble yeah i mean that's why touring musicians
01:54:32.660
die at 27 right right yeah for sure they live hard how many years have you done it i've been on the road
01:54:40.180
now probably about consistently since about 2018 2017 2018 okay so we're under it's under 10 years
01:54:53.940
you know it's been even before that i was doing stuff but it was much less
01:54:59.620
yeah i wasn't like going all over the place i was like staying kind of i was in new york and i would
01:55:04.820
go like to connecticut or pennsylvania or boston or dc but now i'm doing a lot more and i'm all over
01:55:11.380
the country and then we travel internationally too so it's definitely what's the worst you've ever bombed
01:55:16.500
i did um good question i did uh used to do these fundraisers in long island you would get booked and
01:55:24.740
they were very bad rooms for comedy that have these circular tables where people are eating dinner
01:55:30.020
with each other yeah and you would be in the corner of the room with a microphone and they would bring
01:55:34.580
you up and a lot of times you'd be following a performer or a somebody this was a woman who was
01:55:40.580
crying her daughter died of cancer and she was like she was a fighter and we love her and everyone's
01:55:44.180
clapping and then the guy gets up and goes now we have a comedian and i went up i'm doing jokes about
01:55:50.660
like frozen yogurt and stuff and it just didn't it was bad it was bad it was bad because it was
01:55:56.340
utter disinterest there's bombing where people hate you and you can almost feed off the energy
01:56:01.140
yeah hatred and then there's utter disinterest there's other like god this was a bad idea and
01:56:05.700
we're checked out and the worst thing is you knowing it was a bad idea it was a terrible idea
01:56:10.100
i shouldn't be there and we shouldn't have done this what's what joke is offending people more than
01:56:14.180
any other i have a bit about the ukraine people don't like really i do yeah what do you say
01:56:19.460
um well i can't say it here because then no one will see me but no i'm kidding uh it's it's uh what
01:56:25.140
do i say i say what do i say i say um i describe this scene where i say this guy zelinski you know
01:56:36.660
i said i don't like him he's ripped he's good looking and he wants money there's nothing worse
01:56:40.020
than a good-looking guy that can't have he doesn't know where to get any money and i go he he pops up in
01:56:46.100
the middle of the grammy awards when you're just trying to watch wet ass pussy with your children
01:56:51.380
and i said you call them into the room and you bring out your pregnant 12 year old and she's
01:56:55.220
twerking in the living room and your other kid comes out and they're non-verbal and they're just
01:56:59.540
in the back kind of swaying and this guy from a country you've never heard of wants money and i go
01:57:04.820
vladimir putin's maybe not a great guy but so far he's asked me for zero dollars i agree and i and you
01:57:10.900
know people some people did not like it they didn't like it some people didn't like some people
01:57:15.220
like it but it's fine you know to me it's fine it's just funny the idea of what a mess
01:57:19.860
a lot of the people are in this country that we're asking for money i know that makes me laugh the idea
01:57:26.500
that they're like i'm just describing this crazy scene and then the guy and then they're like wait
01:57:31.700
yeah i mean it's just funny to me it's just funny to me the idea that it's like
01:57:36.260
this you gotta get yeah these people so important it's absolutely more it's more important than your own
01:57:40.580
children like yeah so that was kind of you've never been to russia right i've never been i tried
01:57:45.460
to go we went on a tour we were in finland which is close very right there border and i was standing
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in my hotel lobby going i want to go to st petersburg for dinner the woman's like we're a nato country i
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go great i would really like to go i said i'll fly private i'll pay she goes no no you can't go to
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russia so and then i think one of your buddies texted me one of your guys said that uh
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because i asked i said how do i get in because you have to go through
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a non-nato country you gotta go through whatever turkey or serbia and i was like oh that's a whole
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thing so but i wanted to go i wanted to go to dinner it's a great restaurant i want to go to
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are you gonna go i would love to go yeah i mean i i've never um i've never been but i like
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it you know it's there's tons of beautiful architecture and you know amazing great restaurants
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texture yeah i want to go back you should come let's go i'm i'm into it i'm in would your agent
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drop you if you went no you sure no i don't think so he might book me in russia no my agent's a real
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money-grubbing monster really he's a real monster if you said to your i might be in latvia on a corner
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like this but with a microphone but yeah what was i just so your agent has never like had moral qualms
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with anything you do my agent wouldn't know what a moral qualm was if you took out a dictionary and
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explained it to him he's a good guy he um you know i'm would it be his favorite thing that i was
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in russia perhaps not but he wouldn't drop me is there anything you could do that would make him drop
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you sure absolutely um you know i mean i think they drop you for all kinds of reasons but i don't
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know i i would say the most dangerous thing for me to do that would get my agency to drop me would be
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to like like assert my humanity i am not an animal i am a man yeah that would be tough i think that would
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be hard last question do you um so of all the comedians working today the top ones what percentage
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of those are so i'm saying exactly what they really think most of them and i think that
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the really good ones are funny and i think the most important thing is to be funny and then you
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know a lot of times that is comes from a place of saying what you feel yeah and sometimes it comes
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from a place of of creating great characters and it can come from many different places but
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certainly if you know you say what you want and you take ownership of it and you say it in a way
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that people find funny or interesting that's the job that's the only job that's why it's a great job is
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because it's really like the second oldest job and the oldest job i you know i don't think i'd be great
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at um um i certainly wouldn't command the prices i do in the second oldest job which is being kind of
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a town crier just yeah it's all we do is you know we're standing in the town square and going hey
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hey what's going you know and so i think a lot of them are saying well and i think that that's that's
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going to be the major shift i think people that's what people are connecting to and i think it's just
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interesting like the guys who dominated the business 10 years ago not all but many seem to be in
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terminal decline and those yeah some of them seem like people who are sort of reading a script or or
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who approached their job with a lot of things they were not allowed to say well i think it's
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the platforms change the you know what was tv is now the internet yes what was film is now all digital
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for the most part there are films and everything um and the platforms the internet has a lot more
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freedom there are a lot of restrictions and there are all kinds of profit models and you know
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monetization issues with all kinds of sites and whatever but in if you look at it overall there's
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a lot more freedom on the internet than there is in a corporate advertiser supported network
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so the freedom to say things now has increased um and i think a lot of the people that
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existed 10 years ago weren't part of that system so maybe if they were maybe they would have had
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you know maybe they would have felt more comfortable i think they just came up at a
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time when there were sensors and everything you said had to go through standards and practices and
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sales and advertising and you know you you had to have all these and you can still do really funny
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great stuff with all of that but on the internet it's kind of the wild west so you have more freedom
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now than you did it feels like a lot of freedom it feels like people are saying kind of exactly what
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they think right now i think so i think so how long can that continue i mean that's a threat
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i think it's also we all feel not to be cryptic but i do feel like not that we're you know i don't
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want to do the whole like we're living in our last days thing but it does feel like times are too
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like i feel like we you know things are getting hot all over the world yes and i think people realize
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the value now of being just let's get out with it it's like when people when they're dying they just
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kind of say what they need to say i think as our society is dying a little bit people are saying what
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they need to say i think the time for politeness has gone out the window and niceties and i think people
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are kind of embracing just the truth of what they have to say because we are living you know in
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times that are that are certainly you know wild and perilous and you know you're looking at russia
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and china and all these things north korea and you're looking at problems in your own country like
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fentanyl this that the other thing and it's like you know the idyllic idea of america has kind of been
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shattered and i think a lot of people are picking up the pieces of that and they're like listen if i'm
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going to live in this country and i'm going to exist in this time i'm going to speak and say what
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i want are we going to look back in five years and see this as like this sort of brief renaissance
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of free speech before the onslaught of totalitarianism well hopefully not does it yeah i mean it does seem
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all of a sudden like out of nowhere and even in the past two months yeah that there is for actual free
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speech yeah i don't i don't think i hope that that isn't the case i don't know i don't have a
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crystal ball but but how can you continue to run this country in the way that you are if you're the
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people who are running it and allow people to criticize you this precisely you have to make it
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financially beneficial you know i mean i think that's the whole thing right like they are going to
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co-opt the methods of distribution to a degree that you know if we call them pedophiles they'll
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make money from it that's wow is that dark that's like they're not going to get called pedophiles for
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free that's the darkest thing i've ever heard so they're not going to shut down the speech they're
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just going to monetize it monetize the attacks it seems to be a happy medium
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i'm going to stop there to give myself time to think about what you just said thank you very much
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for having me by the way and thank you for dinner and everything i really appreciate it i know you
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hate compliments but that was that was there was some profound well well that's good well thank you
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thank you much tim dylan appreciate it thank you buddy thanks for listening to tucker carlson
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