This Past Weekend with Theo Von - 11 - 27 - 17 ｜ This Past Weekend #55

00:00:00.240 Got that baby asthma, bruh. Your cousin got that baby asthma. There we go. Bang, bang. Let's do it.

00:00:12.640 What is that, a xylophone?

00:00:18.840 What is that, a harp?

00:00:23.420 Celebrate it, boy.

00:00:26.840 Celebrate that misery, boy. Daddy's down.

00:00:30.000 Well, daddy's gonna dance.

00:00:34.100 Get that hitter. 1.00

00:00:36.440 Let's have some fun while we all die.

00:00:42.840 Wow, let's have some fun while we all, D-Y-E. 0.95

00:00:47.320 And I think they're talking about Easter eggs.

00:00:48.820 You know, they're talking about let's all have some fun while we all die, these eggs.

00:00:55.100 I'm joking, man. It's not even, that's wrong season.

00:00:58.020 If you're coming in at Easter, boy, if you're trying to put your mouth around a chocolate rabbit, boy, you're being, you are being naughty, you know?

00:01:07.540 Dude, they used to have this girl in our neighborhood at Easter would get them chocolate rabbits and put the whole thing in her mouth and down her throat and everything. 0.98

00:01:13.420 And it was, I'm like, I don't, she wouldn't even bite into it.

00:01:17.240 I'm like, I don't think that's, that's, uh, Jesus ain't coming back for that, you know?

00:01:23.740 Jesus ain't coming back for that, for this dark magic.

00:01:27.580 But yeah, she was wild, dude. 0.97

00:01:29.800 And she, uh, never really developed breasts, was just, I had a big round chest kind of with nipples on the front. 0.98

00:01:35.980 And that was just sort of who she was, a real kegerator of a girl. 0.85

00:01:41.300 Thick neck, too.

00:01:42.840 Real solid, almost like a maple or mahogany type of, um, thick, thick skin.

00:01:50.200 Almost like her foot, like a full body staph infection.

00:01:52.980 That's how her, her skin was just thick all over, you know? 0.99

00:01:57.100 Like she was a little bit of, you know, kind of skin and something else in there. 0.97

00:02:01.480 Like a light, quick crete, you know, like a light.

00:02:05.700 She was sort of marbled kind of in a way.

00:02:08.000 Anyhow, good to see you guys.

00:02:11.160 Happy December, no.

00:02:14.260 Happy November 27.

00:02:15.780 It is November 27.

00:02:18.060 Can you believe it?

00:02:19.700 Can you believe it?

00:02:20.900 We made it this far.

00:02:22.120 November 27, Mondays, the year 2017.

00:02:27.260 And we are in the 64th shadow realm of the universe.

00:02:32.540 Uh, make sure to get your, uh, uh, to stock up on turquoise.

00:02:38.200 That's a new, uh, reality show, wouldn't it be?

00:02:40.560 Turquoise hunters. 0.99

00:02:42.700 Damn it, Dale. 1.00

00:02:44.140 Where'd you put the map? 1.00

00:02:46.240 I don't know, Noreen.

00:02:49.700 But this turquoise haul ain't big enough for the both of us. 0.97

00:02:55.020 Could you even imagine that being a damn turquoise hunter? 0.97

00:02:57.800 Just wait, dude. 0.99

00:02:59.500 It's just two, like, troubled people out in Tucson, Arizona, just milling around a VFW or an American Legion.

00:03:06.780 Asking people for quartz and turquoise.

00:03:12.720 Turquoise hunters.

00:03:13.440 Good to be here with you guys, man.

00:03:16.280 I hope you had a wonderful weekend.

00:03:17.980 You know, sometimes I think about, you know, people listening to this show.

00:03:21.820 And I wonder, well, what are they doing?

00:03:24.380 You know, I bet there's somebody out there have a baby and they take in their baby, you know, to wherever babies go during the day to be away from their families.

00:03:31.760 You know, dropping them off in the morning or maybe they're, you know, I know we have a Red Bull truck driver out there.

00:03:38.900 We got a mailman out there that listens.

00:03:40.900 They've called in.

00:03:41.640 We got a man out there who drives a senior citizen wagon.

00:03:47.440 You know, sometimes they have those senior citizen adventure wagons when senior citizens all, because when you get older, you live together in a special dorm or kind of a sorority fraternity house with other seniors.

00:04:00.480 And they have a wagon that will come and pick somebody all up and take you to the mall or to the park.

00:04:05.760 Or sometimes this dude said he called in one time, said sometimes if he gets some of the real incapacitated seniors, he'll just drive them around and tell them they went to the mall, you know, or tell them they went to Asia or somewhere, you know, and make up someplace that sounds pretty fancy.

00:04:20.620 And he said a lot of their joy is just in getting out and about.

00:04:24.140 And he said sometimes he'll even listen to this podcast while he drives them around.

00:04:28.120 So I think about that.

00:04:29.620 I think about, well, who's who's listening?

00:04:31.860 You know, you got these.

00:04:33.200 I think about a little bus, like a small bus of or special wagon or, you know, a very distinct van, which hopefully have windows on it.

00:04:42.480 There's nothing real sadder to me than thinking about a bunch of seniors in a van with no windows. 0.99

00:04:47.420 I mean, that's damn. 0.99

00:04:49.260 That's Andy Dufresne type of stuff. 1.00

00:04:51.320 You know, that's prisoner.

00:04:52.580 That's prisoner treatment.

00:04:54.420 But I think about them listening to it.

00:04:57.520 Maybe I know we have a couple of Middle Eastern listeners.

00:05:01.020 And I think about those guys listening to it out there, you know, playing hacky sack or, you know, collecting, you know, tall pieces of grass to make things to sell on the side of the road.

00:05:12.140 Or I know we got a bunch of, you know, laid up listeners, handicapped, you know, people that's, you know, on disability and whatnot. 1.00

00:05:19.420 You know, wheelchairs, you know, you know, people that what are those little things?

00:05:24.980 Those rascals, people that ride rascals.

00:05:27.060 I've seen a couple of them at my comedy show say that they're fans of the show.

00:05:30.520 So I think about them.

00:05:32.060 And I just think about the unique people, you know, the unique plethora of humanity.

00:05:35.640 We got some mixed people, some brothers and some, we got some ladies out there. 1.00

00:05:39.820 Six percent of our listeners are female.

00:05:42.300 So that's not very many.

00:05:44.760 Would love to have more.

00:05:46.140 But I had a nice weekend, man.

00:05:47.680 And I thought about you guys a little bit.

00:05:49.820 I thought about you guys and just who listens.

00:05:53.040 Who listens to this past weekend?

00:05:56.880 And I was just trying to, you know, come up with a little bit of, you know, a little landscape.

00:06:01.180 A couple shorties out there listening, you know, a couple ladies. 1.00

00:06:03.660 I'll get some, you know, I've gotten some pics on Snapchat, some breasts and some individual breasts, you know. 0.73

00:06:10.740 Which I prefer. 0.98

00:06:11.700 I never really trust a woman that sends you a picture of both titties at the same time. 1.00

00:06:16.020 What is that?

00:06:16.920 But, you know, if you have two of something, show one.

00:06:21.280 And if things are going well, show both.

00:06:23.760 That's what I've always said if you have a pair of something, you know.

00:06:27.300 If you got two Buicks, you don't show somebody both Buicks at the same time.

00:06:32.200 Because what if you, you know, what if they hate the first one and you're sitting there with another one? 1.00

00:06:38.500 Bullshit. 1.00

00:06:39.560 But good to be here, man. 1.00

00:06:40.780 Happy almost December.

00:06:43.220 Thanksgiving is over.

00:06:44.300 I hope it went good for you.

00:06:45.320 I hope it went good for you.

00:06:47.900 You know, I hope you had that stuffing.

00:06:50.300 Man, I had three Thanksgiving meals, okay.

00:06:54.480 Three.

00:06:56.440 You know, I had some white meat.

00:06:58.820 Some turkey meat.

00:06:59.860 Some long neck.

00:07:01.480 Some sweet potatoes.

00:07:03.400 With that marshmallow sauce, baby.

00:07:05.780 I put them brown marshmallows on the top.

00:07:10.400 You know, I had that hit.

00:07:11.640 You know, I ate one meal outside by candlelight by some cliffs.

00:07:17.200 And this was out in the Hollywood Hills by the cliffs.

00:07:19.700 And they had, you could even hear coyotes in the distance.

00:07:22.700 I think it was coyotes.

00:07:23.880 It could have been a bear with a, you know, with a flute.

00:07:27.320 But it sounded like a kind of a baritone flute.

00:07:30.480 But it sounded like a coyote.

00:07:32.580 And what else did we hear?

00:07:35.700 What else did we eat?

00:07:37.380 Not much else, man.

00:07:38.980 Had a friend's birthday.

00:07:40.200 That was pretty cool.

00:07:41.680 What else did I do?

00:07:45.120 Thinking about having nothing.

00:07:46.120 Thinking about smoking.

00:07:46.880 I'm going two days without smoking.

00:07:48.240 Thinking about smoking, dude.

00:07:50.200 Swear to God, bro.

00:07:51.700 So, I would sack my own deck if I knew there was some knuckle tying in it.

00:07:59.640 I saw Daddy's Home 2.

00:08:01.400 I don't know if you've ever seen this movie.

00:08:02.260 I didn't even know there was a first one.

00:08:04.500 Apparently, Daddy's Home.

00:08:06.500 Again, it was nice to see Mel Gibson in a movie.

00:08:09.640 I like Mel Gibson.

00:08:10.440 My favorite movie of all time is The Patriot.

00:08:13.580 And also, I like Sling Blade.

00:08:14.960 I used to date a girl who had the same jawline as Sling Blade, as The Man.

00:08:20.020 And then, I also like that movie, League of Their Own.

00:08:24.380 You know, and some people want to talk smack.

00:08:25.960 And I like Armageddon.

00:08:27.840 You know, so I like some pretty bad movies.

00:08:29.680 But you're also talking to a Goo Goo Dolls listener.

00:08:32.860 You know?

00:08:33.380 You're also talking to a guy who almost got molested in a bathroom at a Marilyn Manson show.

00:08:40.080 You know?

00:08:41.240 You're also talking to a guy who used to do steroids on the side of the interstate.

00:08:45.560 With a man that looked like Don Flamenco from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.

00:08:49.980 And who ended up being a homosexual gentleman. 0.96

00:08:52.800 And I remember being over at his house and he was crying about Princess Diana died.

00:08:56.320 And I didn't know who Princess Diana was.

00:08:58.380 I thought it was his dog.

00:09:00.000 I thought he had a dog named Princess Diana.

00:09:02.420 And I remember trying to be sad and supportive at the same time.

00:09:06.360 Offering to get a shovel, dude.

00:09:07.720 I don't remember.

00:09:08.180 We were high on marijuana.

00:09:09.540 I do remember that.

00:09:10.500 But then he, years later, he was doing pills and drove into, I'll give you a second to guess, an embankment.

00:09:19.060 So I don't know if you guessed that or not.

00:09:20.920 But that's what was going on.

00:09:22.280 I saw Daddy's Home 2.

00:09:23.400 It's good.

00:09:24.440 Enough.

00:09:24.840 It's entertaining.

00:09:26.320 It's way more entertaining than Flakes on a Train or whatever that was. 0.98

00:09:34.260 Fucking mystery, train mystery with Johnny Depp. 0.98

00:09:39.100 Orient Express, better than that. 0.99

00:09:41.240 It's not, the directing was bad, but they, you know, it's fun to see, it's fun to see Mel Gibson.

00:09:47.380 Will Ferrell, always pretty good.

00:09:50.240 You know, it was what it was.

00:09:51.760 It's one of those movies where it's like, you know, you know they're packing it with stars, you know, just to get you into the theater.

00:09:58.700 You know, it's kind of like one of those films that's just like the way it is nowadays, where you feel a little bit taken advantage of every time you go to the movies.

00:10:04.700 That's how I feel. 0.96

00:10:05.860 Every time I go, I'm like, why the fuck am I just coming back here? 0.88

00:10:09.060 It's basically just to see a big screen, I feel like. 0.83

00:10:12.560 I mean, I can't even remember.

00:10:13.820 Actually, what's the movie, the British movie Dunkirk was the last really good movie that I thought I saw.

00:10:20.880 But what else is going on, man?

00:10:23.240 Oh, KFC.

00:10:24.640 Now, KFC, and that stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

00:10:27.480 They got that new fried chicken bath bomb.

00:10:30.420 Think about that, boy.

00:10:32.900 Think about getting clean.

00:10:35.740 Think about getting clean and staying dirty at the same time.

00:10:39.540 And this thing is finger licking. 1.00

00:10:41.000 You'll be finger licking clean, dude.

00:10:42.720 It's a KFC bath bomb.

00:10:44.080 So you put that bath bomb into the water and suddenly your whole bathroom smells like KFC.

00:10:50.440 You are floating your chicken soup at that point.

00:10:53.560 So I think that's sexy, boy.

00:10:56.160 Get you, you know, invite a lady over. 1.00

00:10:59.280 Even if y'all just roll up your pant legs and stand in the tub with one of those going off. 0.99

00:11:04.260 Somebody's going to pop a bit of an erection or, you know, a strong clitoris, you know. 1.00

00:11:09.380 And that is, that can be truly beautiful. 0.99

00:11:12.060 So they got them KFC bath bombs.

00:11:14.740 If you always wanted to have that, you know, that luxurious chicken feeling wrapped around your skin. 0.97

00:11:20.640 If getting that chicken in your stomach isn't enough, you want to be fucking drowning in it, then you can do that now. 1.00

00:11:26.960 Wait till somebody drowns in this shit. 1.00

00:11:30.320 That's what's going to happen. 1.00

00:11:32.000 Some schlubby muppet out there with nine lips and, you know, zero diplomas. 0.98

00:11:39.720 You know, not even a GED, you know. 0.97

00:11:43.420 Not even, doesn't even own any, just no, doesn't even own a book.

00:11:47.060 That's the people I don't, I'm over.

00:11:48.780 You don't own a book, you're out.

00:11:51.420 You're out.

00:11:53.760 You're out.

00:11:55.760 You know, that's like, oh, you got to at least, every now and then you should have to, you should have to do a book report.

00:12:03.760 That's one thing they should still have us do as we get older.

00:12:05.980 Do a book report.

00:12:07.380 Oh, you haven't read a book in nine years?

00:12:09.900 Ah, well, guess what?

00:12:11.760 You're not allowed to leave your house anymore because people are over it.

00:12:14.960 But I saw that Daddy's Home 2, they got the new KFC Bath Bomb.

00:12:20.140 We got a new producer today helping us out.

00:12:22.240 We're on this producer realm right now, this producer, this trial and error with the producers.

00:12:26.840 So I'm grateful to that.

00:12:28.760 Gentleman named Chris off the internet.

00:12:31.300 So the internet's powerful, dude.

00:12:32.780 You can get whatever you want off of there.

00:12:34.300 Drugs, medium shirts, you know.

00:12:37.460 You can get that Canadian Viagra, make your legs sweat, son.

00:12:41.260 But that stuff would give you that hitter, you know. 0.99

00:12:43.560 But these days, can you even have an erection anymore? 0.98

00:12:46.760 When do they shut that down? 0.96

00:12:48.720 You know?

00:12:50.520 You're not going to have any, no man is going to be able to fly on an airplane.

00:12:54.520 Dude, is it just me or is every dude on an airplane erect?

00:12:59.160 Every, or on a, also on a Greyhound bus.

00:13:03.340 Sometime even on a tram.

00:13:05.260 If I got to go from B to F at the Atlanta airport, I may pop that heat.

00:13:11.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:12.100 Man, I may build my own upstairs between my legs, dude.

00:13:15.560 Made out of skin and blood. 0.98

00:13:18.720 You know?

00:13:19.340 And wiener parts.

00:13:21.420 Because you will, it's just, there's something about that airplane.

00:13:25.520 There's something about that, that tram, that jiggle in the machinery or something.

00:13:30.520 Makes your body start to salute the universe with that bone.

00:13:34.360 With that bone bone.

00:13:35.780 That boner bone bone.

00:13:37.260 You know?

00:13:37.680 And I'll tell this story, I've told this story before, but the first time, you know, that, you know, we were in, the first time I saw another man really bring his boner to the attention of a group.

00:13:50.880 You know, that wasn't a pervert, was when we were in the hot tub at this boy's birthday party, Will the Thrill.

00:14:00.920 And I've told this story before, but I'm going to tell it again, man, because sometimes you got to let it go.

00:14:05.700 Let it go.

00:14:06.700 Like, who's that Disney girl? 0.99

00:14:11.680 Julia or something?

00:14:12.660 I don't know what it is.

00:14:13.360 Whatever.

00:14:14.280 So, this boy, and we'll call him T.J. Will Carum, because I can't say his real name.

00:14:22.540 But this boy, T.J. Will Carum, he was in a hot tub with us at a birthday, because the boy had a birthday party.

00:14:29.720 And at the party, they had a hot tub.

00:14:32.060 And a hot tub, basically, in the south, it's just like, it's basically like making soup out of your family.

00:14:36.860 And it was in the front yard, and he had that hot tub.

00:14:39.880 So, we're all sitting in there, feeling the, just feeling the joy of that hot tub. 0.96

00:14:43.320 And that thing is just vibrating and, you know, got the water and just really, I mean, we are just a little damn crockpot of friends.

00:14:51.640 And Big Will Carum, this fella, and this boy was about 30 years old in the 7th grade or 6th grade. 0.77

00:14:57.540 I mean, he had a full mustache.

00:14:59.160 Yeah, I think he had children.

00:15:00.540 And this dude was still in school.

00:15:03.160 And this is back when they'd keep you in school forever.

00:15:05.340 And then eventually, they just made you a janitor if you never graduated from, you know, whatever grade it was.

00:15:10.500 We had two kids go from class to janitor while I was in school.

00:15:15.760 This one black kid named Mr. Larry became a janitor. 0.98

00:15:19.800 And one other boy, I don't remember who he was, though.

00:15:22.580 He never said anything.

00:15:24.320 So, and he wasn't deaf or, you know, had sound issues.

00:15:26.600 He just, I guess he didn't have anything to say.

00:15:31.060 You know, he just wasn't real keen on whatever was going on around him.

00:15:34.740 So, anyhow, CJ was under the water in this hot tub pleasuring himself.

00:15:39.660 You know, just petting that old, you know, petting that old nut dolphin. 0.99

00:15:45.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:46.560 That bone, that bone, that bone, bone, bone, bone.

00:15:49.540 Tell me what you're going to do.

00:15:52.520 So, and then next, you know, he stands up in the hot tub.

00:15:56.520 And this is when this young fellow starts spraying out.

00:15:58.760 We'd never seen this.

00:15:59.640 We were children, you know.

00:16:00.940 And this boy is just straight suppurating out, you know. 0.92

00:16:05.380 Just making freaking liquid ghosts with his wiener into the air. 0.99

00:16:09.760 And this one boy whose house it was, named Will the Thrill, he thought that, that CJ Will Caron was basically leaking out of his penis. 0.99

00:16:20.840 And was going to die like he was going to get smaller and smaller. 0.99

00:16:23.520 Like something was wrong.

00:16:24.040 Like he had sprung a leak.

00:16:26.180 You know. 0.94

00:16:26.840 So, he grabbed onto that dude's boner to stop it from, you know, ejacking. 0.97

00:16:32.440 And that's when CJ punched him in the neck. 0.87

00:16:35.380 And I will never, ever forget the sound of that. 0.97

00:16:39.740 You never forget the sound of somebody getting punched in the neck when they are holding on to another person's erection. 0.97

00:16:47.000 And nobody is gay in the whole scenario. 0.97

00:16:50.900 So, I'll never forget that.

00:16:52.780 But anyhow, welcome to Monday, November 27th of your life.

00:16:58.900 So, I went and saw Daddy's Home 2.

00:17:01.100 And it was mediocre at best.

00:17:05.380 And do you ever wonder why we continue to get served up the same cookie cutter content?

00:17:11.460 You know, or how many times Hollywood can remake a remake?

00:17:14.340 Or how many new sequels can be milked out of our favorite franchises?

00:17:18.320 I do.

00:17:19.660 Trust me.

00:17:20.520 We all do.

00:17:21.260 It's becoming baffling.

00:17:23.420 It's becoming you go to the theaters and you don't even expect the movie to be good.

00:17:28.720 It's the incredible power that the entertainment industry has amassed.

00:17:32.780 As I'll say, it's strangling creativity.

00:17:36.300 It's gotten too big for its own britches.

00:17:38.180 But finally, we consumers can do something about it.

00:17:41.700 And that something is called LiveTree.

00:17:44.540 LiveTree is changing the entertainment industry by creating a new platform called Adept.

00:17:49.820 The public, listen to me, will be able to fund what they want to watch, own what they help produce,

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00:18:03.320 That means we can all become producers.

00:18:07.280 Just check it out.

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00:18:09.860 Imagine being able to help create the amazing content that you want to see and be a part owner of it.

00:18:18.820 Now, that's a possibility.

00:18:20.540 LiveTree.com.

00:18:21.860 Check it out.

00:18:22.460 I'm going to.

00:18:24.320 All right.

00:18:25.380 I got some good calls that came in this week, man.

00:18:27.960 And not much has been on my mind, you know.

00:18:31.080 I've just been dealing with, you know, some dating stuff and not wanting to, I think a lot this week,

00:18:41.280 I've been thinking about a lot of like, just not wanting to grow up, man.

00:18:46.540 You know, just not wanting to grow up.

00:18:49.980 You know, I just don't want to do it.

00:18:51.540 I feel like if I do certain things, then I'm giving up my youth.

00:19:00.580 You know, I'm like admitting that my childhood and that my, and I know my childhood is over.

00:19:05.020 I get that.

00:19:05.500 I mean, it must sound bad.

00:19:06.420 It's, as I listen to myself now, it sounds crazy to think that I'm even still thinking about these things.

00:19:13.920 But it's just tough to want to grow up, man.

00:19:16.720 You know, it's tough to want to grow up.

00:19:19.180 But, um, and it's hard.

00:19:22.140 And I think it's just that we have a world out there now where it feels like you don't have to a little bit.

00:19:28.940 But it starts to look really weird if you don't, you know.

00:19:33.600 And I guess it doesn't matter what it looks like to other people and stuff like that.

00:19:36.740 But, you know, you don't, I don't want to end up that old, you know, wrangled old man out there. 1.00

00:19:42.520 You know, driving around and laying down in this truck and, you know, just reading romance novels and all of that shit. 0.81

00:19:53.040 And trying to do photography and stuff at, like, 60. 0.96

00:19:57.000 You know, and just being lonesome and not having any grandkids.

00:20:01.140 Having to pretend other people or other people's kids, grandkids are your grandkids. 0.99

00:20:05.380 That's the weirdest shit ever. 0.98

00:20:06.760 Or, you know, yeah, these are my step-grandkids. 1.00

00:20:10.140 Bullshit, dude. 1.00

00:20:11.700 Okay? 1.00

00:20:12.840 Get your own grandkids.

00:20:15.700 You know, I just don't have to be doing all that.

00:20:17.960 So it just means I got to, you know, get into a place where I can settle down a little bit better.

00:20:22.180 You know, and get my mind right.

00:20:23.920 And get my heart right.

00:20:25.540 And just grow up.

00:20:26.660 You know, sometimes you want to grow up.

00:20:28.920 And some of it's about taking risks, I'm finding.

00:20:33.040 You know, it's about taking risks of, like, getting into, like, headlong into a relationship and being stable in it.

00:20:41.240 You know?

00:20:42.500 I don't know.

00:20:43.040 There's just something sometimes about giving up my freedom that just scares me.

00:20:47.520 I think I think that, like, if I give up my ability to be free, then I'm going to be, I'm not going to be in control of my life.

00:21:04.560 Or I'm not going to be the only one in control of my life.

00:21:09.160 You know?

00:21:09.880 Like, by giving, you know, wholeheartedly into a relationship and stuff that I will be, you know, that I won't be the only one in charge of my life then.

00:21:21.940 And that, I guess, other times in my life when I did that, even times before I even knew I was doing it, you know, probably relationships from growing up as a child,

00:21:32.000 that I guess it just didn't go well.

00:21:35.560 And so, I think there's, like, this innate part of me that's kind of scared to do that.

00:21:41.320 But, but sometimes I guess that's the fear when people say you just have to be brave and just go against the fear.

00:21:48.380 You know, you just have to just know that something is scary and then still go do it.

00:21:56.820 You know?

00:21:57.660 And the tough part is just when it's something you've never done before.

00:22:02.820 You know?

00:22:03.760 Or it's like, say, if you touched a fire when you were a baby or a child and you, and it burned you, then you learned not to.

00:22:10.920 But then as an adult, you know, there's these fires out there that, that they're okay to touch.

00:22:17.420 You know?

00:22:17.960 They're not necessarily bad.

00:22:19.380 But we just still, you know, our skin and our insides and our psyche still remember some of the burns that we incurred.

00:22:32.500 Even before we knew what it meant to, like, reach out to a flame or before we knew what a burn even was.

00:22:44.840 You know?

00:22:45.440 Because I think there are things that happen to us when we're so young that we, that we just, you know, that we don't remember, but that our insides do.

00:22:57.900 You know?

00:22:58.220 That our, that our, you know, that parts of us do.

00:23:01.960 You know?

00:23:02.280 Anyhow, I don't want to get all deep, you know, into that kind of stuff, but that's just some stuff that's been on my mind, man.

00:23:08.540 It's just, you know, being okay with growing up.

00:23:11.280 You know?

00:23:11.640 And a lot of that is, you know, settling down.

00:23:15.000 You know, I've spent my money over the years investing in different, you know, real estate projects and things like that here and there.

00:23:23.340 And part of me doesn't, you know, it's like, yeah, I could get a house, but it's like, do I want to do that?

00:23:27.980 You know?

00:23:28.480 Because all those things get a dog, you know?

00:23:32.720 You know, have a live-in girlfriend where maybe she leaves her bra or something in the hallway or it falls out of the laundry basket. 0.84

00:23:40.060 And then you got a dang brassiere in the hallway, you know, and those types of things.

00:23:44.780 I just don't, and you have plants and you get plants and everything together. 0.99

00:23:50.000 I don't know if I'm fucking shopping for damn basil with somebody. 0.99

00:23:53.900 You know, I'm not going to be a co, I'm not going to be, you know, I'm not going half in on a damn bougainvillea with a woman. 1.00

00:24:02.360 You know, I just don't know if I'm doing that. 0.62

00:24:04.420 But I think you have to do those things to evolve because I do start to find that I find myself spending in some of the same circles.

00:24:11.980 And they're not bad circles.

00:24:13.300 They're just comfortable circles.

00:24:15.120 And if I stay comfortable, then I fear that I won't get to see everything that the world has to offer or get to feel it, you know?

00:24:26.940 And some of those things include, you know, having, you know, grandchildren when I'm older.

00:24:33.340 You know, because you got to, first you have to have your own children. 0.98

00:24:36.200 You can't magically just get grandchildren, dude, unless you're a pervert or a kidnapper. 1.00

00:24:41.280 You can't just show up with fucking grandchildren if you never had children. 1.00

00:24:45.720 Nobody's going to believe that shit, you know? 1.00

00:24:49.120 Some things people will believe. 1.00

00:24:50.660 I got a hip replacement.

00:24:52.260 Other things people will not believe like, oh, these are my grandkids.

00:24:55.980 Oh, yeah, Ronnie, you never had kids.

00:24:59.460 Maybe you are a kidnapper, Ronnie. 1.00

00:25:02.400 Maybe you're a pervert. 1.00

00:25:04.460 So just thinking about that stuff. 0.98

00:25:06.820 But I want to get into a couple of calls here, man.

00:25:08.740 We had some good ones, dude.

00:25:09.960 I got to tell you right now, just so you know what's coming up.

00:25:13.980 I had somebody take me to task saying that I'm generalizing black people.

00:25:18.560 So we're going to get into that.

00:25:19.900 But I had somebody to say they've been pleasuring himself and they share a room with an animal.

00:25:25.900 And they're dealing with some of that, you know, how do you deal with self-pleasure if you share a room with an animal?

00:25:33.880 We finally got our animal activist.

00:25:36.040 We got a man out there, you know, our own little Dr. Doolittle.

00:25:40.880 And I've been hitting him up.

00:25:42.940 He hit the hotline, which is 985-664-9503.

00:25:50.100 This beautiful, sweet gentleman.

00:25:51.880 I think he sounded a little bit Norwegian, but he could be something else.

00:25:55.020 He hit the hotline and he had to choke out a swan.

00:25:57.960 So he called in about choking out a swan.

00:26:00.160 We got some callers that called in about dating and recovery, being blackout drunk, and a couple of other issues.

00:26:06.700 And then we got a topic for next week.

00:26:08.200 We're going to get into all that right now.

00:26:09.740 First, this gentleman.

00:26:11.260 This gentleman called in from Portland, and he had some thoughts.

00:26:16.680 Let's hear them.

00:26:18.620 Yo.

00:26:19.900 This is Taron from Portland, Oregon, man.

00:26:23.460 How you doing, brother?

00:26:25.020 Hey, thank you for calling, brother man.

00:26:26.760 I appreciate it.

00:26:27.860 Onward.

00:26:28.720 Hey, I'm just calling about the whole black issue thing you're talking about, 1.00

00:26:35.160 which is, you know, from one man to another, I'm not going to tell you what to do or anything.

00:26:41.520 I'm just going to give you kind of my concerns about it, the way you're talking about it.

00:26:45.420 It sounds like you're starting to generalize black people.

00:26:50.080 And I'm not black myself, but...

00:26:52.160 Oh, come on, man. 0.95

00:26:52.680 You sound a little black. 0.98

00:26:53.620 I could see how that could kind of piss off the whole race. 0.93

00:26:58.900 I don't know.

00:27:02.140 I mean, again, I'm not trying to tell you anything.

00:27:03.860 I'm not a social justice lawyer.

00:27:07.080 You know, I'm not trying to say how you should run things or what you should do,

00:27:11.040 but it just sounds generalized a little bit.

00:27:15.040 And I think he's referring to, I know he's referring to, do black people, do black men get nervous?

00:27:23.040 Right.

00:27:23.500 And I appreciate you calling, man, from Portland, you know, the home of black people, 0.72

00:27:28.720 where you had to get the Portland Trailblazers or you never would have even had a black person,

00:27:34.880 probably around, probably within a hundred miles.

00:27:38.400 I'm surprised they don't have Blackdar, that it's an app in your area where you even know

00:27:43.880 if there's a black person around.

00:27:45.400 I'm surprised that they didn't have to bring one up to the zoo at some point

00:27:48.660 so you guys could come and see as an exhibit, you know, to get to know some.

00:27:54.140 And look, I do appreciate your calling, right?

00:27:57.520 But I don't think that I'm generalizing.

00:28:00.380 I think it's a really good question.

00:28:03.220 Do black people get nervous?

00:28:05.820 Because I've spent a good deal of my, well, certainly my youth, surrounded by black people.

00:28:12.660 And I think that that's fair for me to, we all have a hypothesis on anything, you know.

00:28:19.880 And people can talk about other races and other cultures.

00:28:23.360 There's nothing wrong with it.

00:28:25.180 I think it's probably, I can imagine it probably does make you nervous if you live in a white-centric area. 1.00

00:28:31.540 You know, that that would make you nervous.

00:28:34.360 Because you probably have never really lived around some real brothers and sisters, you know.

00:28:38.940 You know, I bet you, and I think you should try that.

00:28:44.200 Go spend some time down in New Orleans, you know.

00:28:47.200 Go spend some time down there where, you know, where they have real, some real blacktivity going on, you know. 0.94

00:28:53.620 Where things get wild, you know.

00:28:56.800 Where there's so much poverty that, you know, that crime is at an all, is at an unreal high in some black areas. 0.95

00:29:03.540 You know, where you're afraid to even meet a black friend because the odds of him living long probably aren't very good. 0.99

00:29:11.180 I've had two black friends killed in New Orleans in the past decade. 0.92

00:29:14.240 Killed.

00:29:15.180 As in, knock, knock, who's there? 0.87

00:29:16.880 Not them anymore.

00:29:20.340 So, you know, it's just a funny conversation to think about.

00:29:24.520 And I think that it's okay, man.

00:29:26.180 I do appreciate you bringing it up, though.

00:29:28.200 Could we be generalizing?

00:29:29.400 Do black people get nervous? 0.99

00:29:31.040 It's not a damn scientific study. 0.99

00:29:34.240 But I think it's a unique and rare question. 0.97

00:29:37.660 And we also asked black people to call in and comment.

00:29:43.080 Because the first batch of calls we got, it was way too many whites, you know. 1.00

00:29:48.280 And we wanted to vibe it out a little bit.

00:29:50.160 But, look, man, I'd love for you to come down to Louisiana.

00:29:54.520 Go out to, you know, a place where there's a really good mix of diversity.

00:29:59.960 And just check it out.

00:30:01.320 I do appreciate your call, and we'll listen to the rest of it.

00:30:03.200 Here we go.

00:30:04.600 And I think if you were to make it funny, I guess that's one way to talk about it.

00:30:11.780 Again, I'm not telling you what you should do.

00:30:14.380 I'm just kind of giving you my thoughts about the generalization of a human race. 0.98

00:30:19.440 I think that's kind of what pisses off these blacks. 1.00

00:30:23.080 I think anyone, when they come generalize. 0.99

00:30:26.260 That's what pisses off these blacks. 1.00

00:30:28.220 That's hilarious. 1.00

00:30:29.800 I mean, that seems ridiculous to me.

00:30:32.000 But I'll say this, man.

00:30:33.060 And I think someone who has no real comfort

00:30:48.360 around a culture is somebody that I think thinks everything of,

00:30:54.160 anytime you bring up something about them, that it's generalizing,

00:30:57.080 or it's, you know, that it's,

00:31:00.540 that it's stereotyping, or that it's, you know,

00:31:05.360 I think you just got to get out and spend time a little bit more.

00:31:07.840 At least hang out with a zebra.

00:31:09.120 Start there.

00:31:09.680 Because here was the best thing was,

00:31:12.600 I had people that called in about the topic

00:31:15.700 who were black, bro.

00:31:18.340 And half black. 0.72

00:31:19.860 That means part black, part something else. 0.99

00:31:22.600 That's crazy. 0.96

00:31:23.940 That's like a Rubik's Cube, dude.

00:31:25.640 In your soul.

00:31:28.720 And nobody complained. 0.99

00:31:30.280 I just don't like it when people complain for shit that they're not. 0.99

00:31:35.360 You know? 0.99

00:31:36.440 Like they had this group one time,

00:31:38.080 Water for the Blind.

00:31:39.880 The blind, what?

00:31:41.480 There was no blind people out there

00:31:43.240 at the Water for the Blind event.

00:31:45.780 And I've never seen a dry blind.

00:31:48.080 I've never seen a dry blind person.

00:31:50.800 And my cousin's blind, dude.

00:31:52.640 And you know what he says?

00:31:53.860 He says it's not that bad in there.

00:31:55.740 So what do you say to that?

00:31:59.480 We're all out here guesstimating.

00:32:02.620 You know?

00:32:03.240 While he's sitting there living in some free meditation in his mind at times.

00:32:07.840 You know?

00:32:08.980 It is a little bit of a social justice.

00:32:10.820 Well, we're generalizing.

00:32:13.060 You know?

00:32:13.540 And I'm sorry it isn't.

00:32:14.400 It's a little not fair of me to nitpick at you like that

00:32:16.700 since this is a one-sided conversation

00:32:18.500 because it's not a live call.

00:32:20.120 But I just think,

00:32:21.440 I think,

00:32:22.860 I appreciate your point, man. 0.97

00:32:24.980 Let's hear a call from a black guy. 0.98

00:32:28.480 Whoa. 0.99

00:32:29.740 You may want to check with your,

00:32:32.220 with your,

00:32:33.740 with your parents out there

00:32:36.400 if you can even hear this call, guy,

00:32:37.760 or pull over.

00:32:38.580 I don't want you to get nervous 0.97

00:32:39.460 having a black guy come through your stereo speakers. 0.94

00:32:41.840 Here we go.

00:32:43.880 Yeah, how you doing, Theo?

00:32:45.560 This is Jacob.

00:32:47.240 Big fan.

00:32:48.460 Honestly,

00:32:49.460 I don't think black people get nervous.

00:32:51.500 Me being a half black man,

00:32:54.180 other half Hispanic,

00:32:57.060 I think we get more anxiety,

00:32:59.860 if anything.

00:33:01.660 Interesting.

00:33:02.440 So more anxiety than nerves.

00:33:04.560 Onward?

00:33:05.640 Nerves don't have a,

00:33:07.820 play a big role in that.

00:33:10.940 But the anxiety definitely is there.

00:33:12.620 And honestly,

00:33:14.420 I think the only time I've ever been nervous

00:33:16.680 is in a crowd full of white people,

00:33:19.460 just to be honest.

00:33:20.960 But that's probably just more just because

00:33:23.960 being judged and not nerves,

00:33:26.980 you know.

00:33:27.400 But as far as that,

00:33:29.520 I don't think

00:33:30.500 I've ever seen

00:33:32.680 another black man

00:33:34.540 get nervous. 0.82

00:33:38.020 Yeah, and that's one of the things

00:33:39.260 that made me even think of this topic

00:33:40.500 in the beginning

00:33:40.980 because I never had.

00:33:43.060 You know?

00:33:44.420 I'd never seen it.

00:33:46.540 I'd never seen

00:33:47.920 that I could remember

00:33:49.340 a nervous black guy.

00:33:52.140 Like, I mean,

00:33:52.800 I think there's some instance,

00:33:53.900 like actually,

00:33:54.560 I was skydiving one time

00:33:56.220 with a black friend

00:33:57.460 and he got nervous.

00:33:58.880 So,

00:33:59.700 now that I really start thinking about it,

00:34:01.020 yes,

00:34:01.580 there's one instance.

00:34:03.120 But on a regular,

00:34:04.320 in instances where

00:34:05.560 I would get nervous,

00:34:07.920 my black friends

00:34:08.720 never seemed to.

00:34:11.500 I don't mean to interrupt you.

00:34:12.440 Let's hear more.

00:34:13.200 Yeah.

00:34:14.080 But definitely,

00:34:16.480 you know,

00:34:17.060 we have a lot of

00:34:18.580 pride

00:34:20.200 and

00:34:20.760 we've built

00:34:22.440 walls around us

00:34:23.700 and we have thick skin,

00:34:25.020 so.

00:34:26.860 There you go.

00:34:27.580 They got thick skin, man.

00:34:29.100 That's that thick skin,

00:34:30.240 you know?

00:34:30.800 Like that girl 0.97

00:34:31.580 that I had in my town

00:34:32.460 with that thick skin.

00:34:34.640 But yeah,

00:34:35.360 I mean,

00:34:35.540 it could be something

00:34:36.640 that,

00:34:37.040 you know,

00:34:38.300 with such,

00:34:39.140 we've talked about this before

00:34:40.060 and we're going to move on

00:34:40.880 because I know

00:34:41.220 we've dwelled on this before.

00:34:42.640 But it's obviously

00:34:43.420 an interesting topic.

00:34:45.160 And so I don't think,

00:34:46.080 and here's the thing,

00:34:46.720 if we can't talk about it,

00:34:48.020 if everything's a generalization,

00:34:50.200 if any time

00:34:50.940 that a white guy

00:34:51.620 brings up anything

00:34:52.560 that has to do

00:34:53.580 with a race,

00:34:54.500 it's looked at

00:34:55.220 as a generalization,

00:34:56.960 I think that that's

00:34:58.080 not a good deal.

00:34:59.780 I think it's just

00:35:00.360 not a safe place to be.

00:35:02.120 And especially,

00:35:03.520 because we got,

00:35:05.780 if we're not comfortable

00:35:06.840 talking about

00:35:07.320 we're all just hiding

00:35:07.940 behind things

00:35:08.400 we want to,

00:35:08.840 questions we want to ask,

00:35:11.100 then what are we?

00:35:13.740 I just feel like

00:35:14.320 a Muppet, man.

00:35:15.740 And I didn't mean to,

00:35:16.380 you know,

00:35:16.800 get loud at you there,

00:35:18.120 Mr. Oregon,

00:35:18.900 but,

00:35:19.740 I mean,

00:35:20.160 Portland ain't a real hotbed

00:35:21.460 for brothers and sisters

00:35:22.500 up there.

00:35:23.340 Okay?

00:35:24.180 I don't see you guys,

00:35:24.900 you know,

00:35:25.740 I don't see you guys,

00:35:27.040 won't you guys

00:35:27.820 build a tunnel

00:35:29.660 from there

00:35:30.040 to East St. Louis

00:35:30.880 and help out

00:35:32.760 some of the impoverished

00:35:33.620 over there.

00:35:34.820 You know,

00:35:35.060 y'all living out there

00:35:35.700 in a real safe zone,

00:35:36.820 clean water.

00:35:37.800 How about that clean water

00:35:38.800 y'all drinking?

00:35:40.020 Y'all up there sipping it.

00:35:42.200 You know, 1.00

00:35:42.560 being white as hell. 0.99

00:35:44.820 Anyhow, 0.99

00:35:45.400 we got some good topics,

00:35:46.520 man,

00:35:46.740 and this is a question,

00:35:47.720 let's take this next call

00:35:50.020 and,

00:35:51.500 man,

00:35:51.600 I guess that got under

00:35:52.220 my skin a little bit.

00:35:55.100 I don't know why now.

00:35:56.660 I guess it got under my skin

00:35:58.060 because

00:35:58.400 I just don't think

00:36:00.840 that's generalizing,

00:36:01.880 man. 0.87

00:36:02.920 Do black people get nervous? 0.87

00:36:04.100 No.

00:36:04.460 That's something that I want to know

00:36:05.660 and that's something

00:36:06.940 that's fun to ask

00:36:08.100 and I think that

00:36:09.440 those are fun things

00:36:10.600 that we should be able

00:36:11.220 to ask about each other 0.99

00:36:12.200 because how the fuck 0.98

00:36:13.100 I'm ever going to know? 0.95

00:36:14.920 Huh? 0.99

00:36:15.940 How in the fuck 0.98

00:36:16.660 am I ever going to know? 0.99

00:36:17.720 If I can't open up my mind

00:36:19.360 and I wasn't just

00:36:21.940 asking whites,

00:36:22.860 dude.

00:36:23.240 It wasn't a secret meeting.

00:36:24.960 It wasn't a

00:36:25.620 question.

00:36:27.940 All right.

00:36:28.680 Let's keep it moving, 0.62

00:36:29.680 dude.

00:36:29.960 Here we go.

00:36:30.620 We got this call

00:36:31.360 came in right here.

00:36:32.260 Now this guy

00:36:33.040 and this fella 1.00

00:36:34.200 had something on his mind

00:36:35.540 and this is interesting.

00:36:36.780 Here we go.

00:36:38.680 Hey,

00:36:39.160 what's up,

00:36:39.580 Theo?

00:36:40.240 My name is Adam

00:36:41.260 and

00:36:42.720 got a little question for you.

00:36:45.300 Maybe

00:36:45.560 get your thoughts

00:36:47.100 on a little

00:36:48.700 little something

00:36:50.160 something in the dark arts.

00:36:52.120 Now here's Adam calling.

00:36:53.700 Thank you for calling

00:36:54.320 this evening.

00:36:56.200 See what I did there?

00:36:57.920 Adam and evening.

00:36:59.700 Okay.

00:37:00.380 Pretty bad.

00:37:00.940 Here we go.

00:37:01.860 Thanks for calling, Adam.

00:37:02.520 that I've been

00:37:03.260 thinking about

00:37:05.220 and kind of doing.

00:37:07.300 Okay.

00:37:07.800 Now you've been thinking

00:37:08.280 about these dark arts

00:37:09.020 and you've been doing them

00:37:09.960 as well, huh?

00:37:11.160 So you're a dark artiste 0.97

00:37:12.400 already, you know?

00:37:14.240 You out there,

00:37:15.220 you already

00:37:15.740 you know,

00:37:18.180 van going deep.

00:37:19.800 Let's go.

00:37:20.460 I'm going on my

00:37:22.160 fifth year of marriage

00:37:23.700 and

00:37:24.740 my wife

00:37:27.480 at about

00:37:28.100 year two

00:37:29.120 informed me

00:37:31.240 that

00:37:31.680 watching pornography

00:37:33.280 was akin

00:37:34.800 to cheating.

00:37:36.560 Okay.

00:37:37.420 So your wife

00:37:37.960 thinks watching pornography

00:37:39.080 is akin

00:37:40.040 to cheating.

00:37:41.060 Onward.

00:37:42.120 And so

00:37:43.040 she requested

00:37:45.320 that I stop

00:37:46.080 watching that

00:37:46.760 pornography.

00:37:47.420 and so

00:37:49.400 I did

00:37:49.960 but

00:37:51.440 what she did

00:37:52.900 for me

00:37:53.580 was

00:37:55.020 she allowed

00:37:55.980 me

00:37:56.600 to start

00:37:57.440 filming

00:37:58.100 us

00:38:00.320 doing the nasty.

00:38:03.120 Oh, okay

00:38:03.900 boy.

00:38:05.620 So you

00:38:06.040 dang,

00:38:06.480 so you starting

00:38:07.040 up your own deal

00:38:07.840 there, huh?

00:38:09.540 That freaking

00:38:10.160 you starting

00:38:11.820 to do a little bit

00:38:12.400 of directing, huh?

00:38:14.140 Suddenly you got

00:38:14.840 a couple of new

00:38:15.420 headlamps

00:38:16.120 on the bed, huh?

00:38:18.180 You got a new

00:38:18.840 light kit

00:38:19.900 in the corner

00:38:20.380 of the bedroom.

00:38:22.180 Come more?

00:38:23.180 Us making

00:38:23.960 that sweet love

00:38:25.840 and

00:38:26.740 that's got me

00:38:28.760 through, you know,

00:38:29.740 it got me,

00:38:30.620 it gets me

00:38:31.540 through those,

00:38:32.480 you know,

00:38:32.820 those dry spells

00:38:33.800 you run into

00:38:34.600 when you're married

00:38:36.080 but

00:38:36.880 so

00:38:38.560 anyway,

00:38:39.560 the dark arts

00:38:40.480 part of this

00:38:41.360 comes in

00:38:42.120 with me.

00:38:43.040 I kind

00:38:45.220 of want

00:38:45.460 to try

00:38:45.840 something

00:38:46.340 else

00:38:46.900 and I'm

00:38:47.400 not sure

00:38:48.040 on

00:38:48.660 how

00:38:49.520 she's

00:38:50.140 going

00:38:50.320 to

00:38:50.440 take

00:38:50.740 it

00:38:50.960 but

00:38:51.340 hmm

00:38:52.820 so you

00:38:54.460 got you

00:38:54.840 and your

00:38:55.320 wife,

00:38:55.800 she wants 0.85

00:38:56.080 you off

00:38:56.320 the

00:38:56.420 pornography

00:38:56.900 now you're 0.76

00:38:57.320 doing the

00:38:57.640 video collage

00:38:58.700 you know,

00:38:59.700 you're making

00:39:00.000 a little

00:39:00.340 memory tapes

00:39:02.820 oh god,

00:39:04.040 this is getting

00:39:04.460 good

00:39:04.880 this is like

00:39:06.100 riding on the

00:39:07.700 bus or on

00:39:08.240 the tram

00:39:08.800 all of a

00:39:09.400 sudden

00:39:09.640 I feel like

00:39:10.540 I'm on a

00:39:10.840 plane

00:39:11.320 if you know

00:39:11.800 what I'm

00:39:12.020 saying

00:39:12.360 okay,

00:39:13.140 more?

00:39:13.360 I kind

00:39:14.600 of want

00:39:14.920 to film

00:39:15.520 her

00:39:16.160 banging

00:39:17.420 somebody 0.86

00:39:19.400 else

00:39:19.940 ooh

00:39:21.860 so you

00:39:23.540 want to

00:39:23.740 film your

00:39:24.080 wife

00:39:24.520 catching

00:39:25.800 a little

00:39:26.160 bit of

00:39:26.420 that sweet

00:39:26.960 D

00:39:27.260 wiener

00:39:27.740 from

00:39:28.080 somebody

00:39:28.540 else

00:39:29.180 hear more

00:39:30.280 that may

00:39:30.940 sound weird

00:39:31.700 to some

00:39:32.180 people

00:39:32.620 it may

00:39:33.440 sound

00:39:33.880 you know

00:39:34.780 the jealous

00:39:35.700 types

00:39:36.260 you know

00:39:36.660 they

00:39:36.900 wouldn't

00:39:37.660 get into

00:39:38.080 something

00:39:38.360 like that

00:39:38.820 but

00:39:39.100 I've been

00:39:40.020 thinking

00:39:40.320 about it

00:39:40.800 a lot

00:39:41.200 man

00:39:41.520 and

00:39:42.000 you know

00:39:42.420 even

00:39:43.080 sometimes

00:39:43.620 when my

00:39:44.020 wife is 1.00

00:39:44.460 doing 0.97

00:39:44.720 nasty

00:39:45.120 things

00:39:45.460 to me

00:39:45.860 I

00:39:46.660 kind

00:39:46.960 of

00:39:47.060 in

00:39:47.240 my

00:39:47.420 head

00:39:47.820 start

00:39:48.660 thinking

00:39:49.060 like

00:39:50.120 I'm

00:39:50.440 somebody

00:39:50.860 else

00:39:51.240 like

00:39:51.540 she's

00:39:51.900 doing

00:39:52.100 it

00:39:52.220 to

00:39:52.360 somebody

00:39:52.680 else

00:39:53.000 and

00:39:53.140 it

00:39:53.260 kind

00:39:53.480 of

00:39:54.320 flips

00:39:54.880 my

00:39:55.140 switch

00:39:55.680 you know

00:39:56.380 what I

00:39:56.580 mean

00:39:56.840 wow

00:39:58.760 so even

00:40:00.360 when your

00:40:00.640 wife's

00:40:00.960 doing

00:40:01.160 things

00:40:01.560 to you

00:40:01.860 that's

00:40:02.120 wild

00:40:02.540 and

00:40:02.740 that's

00:40:03.000 naughty

00:40:03.460 you know

00:40:04.280 and she

00:40:05.240 gives

00:40:05.480 you know

00:40:05.860 she

00:40:06.400 building

00:40:06.800 up

00:40:07.020 she

00:40:07.220 you know

00:40:08.180 she

00:40:09.320 putting

00:40:09.740 something

00:40:10.060 special

00:40:10.580 in your

00:40:10.900 gingerbread

00:40:11.640 you know

00:40:12.220 that you

00:40:13.400 imagine

00:40:14.380 that somebody

00:40:15.280 that she's

00:40:15.940 doing it

00:40:16.260 to somebody

00:40:16.760 else

00:40:17.260 that's cool

00:40:18.580 dude

00:40:18.800 it's

00:40:18.960 interesting

00:40:19.540 man

00:40:19.980 you know

00:40:20.880 really

00:40:21.180 this is

00:40:21.540 getting

00:40:21.760 really

00:40:22.040 interesting

00:40:22.640 let's hear

00:40:23.020 more

00:40:23.260 I feel

00:40:23.480 like I'm

00:40:23.740 wandering

00:40:24.040 into a

00:40:24.460 castle

00:40:24.860 right now

00:40:25.420 and you

00:40:26.240 know

00:40:26.360 into a

00:40:26.660 part of

00:40:26.900 a castle

00:40:27.260 I'm not

00:40:27.580 supposed to

00:40:27.900 be at

00:40:28.400 you know

00:40:29.060 like everybody's

00:40:29.640 eating dinner

00:40:30.080 in one room

00:40:30.760 and I was

00:40:31.200 in there

00:40:31.540 and then I

00:40:31.840 wandered off

00:40:32.360 to look for

00:40:32.720 the restroom

00:40:33.160 and I can't

00:40:33.640 find it

00:40:34.140 and now

00:40:34.720 I'm just

00:40:34.980 kind of

00:40:35.280 wandering

00:40:35.680 into rare

00:40:36.800 rooms

00:40:37.420 let's hear

00:40:38.660 more

00:40:39.040 but

00:40:39.720 anyway man

00:40:41.940 I'd like to

00:40:42.700 know your

00:40:43.020 thoughts on

00:40:43.620 that you

00:40:44.020 know is

00:40:44.420 asking her

00:40:45.580 to do

00:40:45.940 that or

00:40:46.540 eventually

00:40:47.360 maybe even

00:40:48.600 getting her

00:40:49.180 to do

00:40:49.580 that what

00:40:50.460 you think

00:40:50.860 kind of

00:40:51.720 an effect

00:40:52.920 it might

00:40:53.660 have on

00:40:55.020 the old

00:40:55.460 marriage

00:40:56.020 wow

00:40:57.520 well look

00:41:01.000 man

00:41:01.160 I'd be

00:41:01.580 lying

00:41:01.860 if I

00:41:02.060 haven't

00:41:02.380 thought

00:41:02.540 about

00:41:02.740 this

00:41:03.180 that I

00:41:04.300 thought

00:41:04.580 about

00:41:04.840 that if

00:41:05.140 I were

00:41:05.380 married

00:41:05.840 you know

00:41:07.880 am I

00:41:08.420 going to

00:41:08.660 be able

00:41:08.980 to not

00:41:09.840 act out

00:41:11.180 outside of

00:41:11.880 my marriage

00:41:12.460 and be

00:41:13.160 sensual

00:41:13.740 you know

00:41:14.500 or try

00:41:14.920 and be

00:41:15.180 sensual

00:41:15.700 with other

00:41:16.680 women at

00:41:17.200 times

00:41:17.560 or get

00:41:17.860 affected

00:41:18.300 by that

00:41:18.760 I think

00:41:19.080 you know

00:41:19.280 because a

00:41:19.560 lot of

00:41:19.860 men

00:41:20.040 they worry

00:41:20.540 that's a

00:41:20.980 regular

00:41:21.500 worry

00:41:21.820 of men

00:41:22.280 I've

00:41:22.860 talked to

00:41:23.180 other

00:41:23.320 men

00:41:23.520 about this

00:41:23.980 who are

00:41:24.180 married

00:41:24.540 it's a

00:41:25.220 regular

00:41:25.520 worry

00:41:25.980 of

00:41:26.180 men

00:41:26.560 and

00:41:28.540 so

00:41:28.880 then

00:41:29.160 you start

00:41:29.520 to think

00:41:29.840 your brain

00:41:30.240 will start

00:41:30.500 to think

00:41:30.720 well how

00:41:31.040 can I

00:41:31.440 make it

00:41:31.940 work in

00:41:32.560 my marriage

00:41:33.260 you know

00:41:34.060 obviously

00:41:34.540 if I'm

00:41:34.980 going to

00:41:35.160 step out

00:41:36.020 then the

00:41:36.820 only thing

00:41:37.200 that would

00:41:37.440 be fair

00:41:38.040 would be

00:41:38.620 to first

00:41:39.220 say to

00:41:39.660 my wife

00:41:40.160 well you

00:41:40.660 can step

00:41:41.200 out

00:41:41.640 or you

00:41:43.020 know

00:41:43.280 Gary

00:41:44.040 can step

00:41:44.720 in

00:41:45.120 to your

00:41:45.860 cooter

00:41:46.240 or something

00:41:47.540 like that

00:41:48.260 so

00:41:49.380 you know

00:41:50.980 you

00:41:51.160 because you

00:41:51.680 want to

00:41:51.920 make it

00:41:52.200 even

00:41:52.460 you want

00:41:52.700 to make

00:41:52.940 it an

00:41:53.180 even

00:41:53.380 deal

00:41:53.780 so

00:41:56.020 I've

00:41:56.460 thought

00:41:56.900 about

00:41:57.100 those

00:41:57.320 things

00:41:57.700 you know

00:41:58.240 I've

00:41:58.500 already

00:41:58.640 played

00:41:58.920 that

00:41:59.060 out

00:41:59.160 in my

00:41:59.340 head

00:41:59.660 well then

00:42:00.220 you

00:42:00.340 think

00:42:00.520 about

00:42:00.720 you

00:42:00.900 being

00:42:01.400 back

00:42:01.620 in the

00:42:01.840 kitchen

00:42:02.120 two days

00:42:02.660 later

00:42:02.900 with your

00:42:03.200 wife

00:42:03.640 you know

00:42:04.760 and

00:42:05.560 she pours

00:42:07.480 a cup

00:42:07.680 of lemonade

00:42:08.060 and she

00:42:08.380 says

00:42:08.540 you want

00:42:08.920 some

00:42:09.160 and usually

00:42:09.560 you would

00:42:09.880 take the

00:42:10.440 lemonade

00:42:10.700 and have

00:42:10.980 a sip

00:42:11.280 out of

00:42:11.460 her cup

00:42:11.980 but suddenly

00:42:12.920 I'm like 0.99

00:42:13.460 damn 0.98

00:42:14.140 where's 1.00

00:42:15.480 this mouth

00:42:16.080 been

00:42:16.500 you know

00:42:17.060 is they

00:42:17.560 got a little

00:42:17.920 bit of

00:42:18.240 Gary

00:42:18.520 on the

00:42:18.880 edge

00:42:19.060 of this

00:42:19.360 cup

00:42:19.760 and those

00:42:21.080 are my

00:42:21.340 thoughts

00:42:21.660 when my

00:42:21.940 brain

00:42:22.120 starts

00:42:22.360 rambling

00:42:22.820 you know

00:42:23.220 if I'm

00:42:23.540 to get

00:42:24.300 into those

00:42:24.640 situations

00:42:25.280 so

00:42:26.600 that's

00:42:27.500 wild

00:42:27.920 you know

00:42:28.880 I've done

00:42:29.180 some

00:42:29.440 I've had

00:42:30.520 some

00:42:30.780 directorial

00:42:31.700 debuts

00:42:32.280 in the

00:42:32.540 bedroom

00:42:32.880 back in

00:42:33.240 the day

00:42:33.640 and did

00:42:34.460 a little

00:42:34.620 bit of

00:42:35.280 recording

00:42:35.740 of sex

00:42:36.400 and watching 0.98

00:42:36.900 sex

00:42:37.440 you know 0.92

00:42:37.740 re-watching

00:42:38.440 it

00:42:38.640 you know

00:42:39.380 to get

00:42:39.620 you fired

00:42:40.140 up

00:42:40.460 the tapes

00:42:41.020 are never

00:42:41.520 great

00:42:42.200 you know

00:42:45.060 but

00:42:46.280 I think

00:42:47.100 the memories

00:42:47.560 sometimes

00:42:47.960 kind of are

00:42:48.400 but then

00:42:48.780 you have

00:42:49.020 that tape

00:42:49.460 out there

00:42:49.840 so at a

00:42:50.160 certain point

00:42:50.500 you have to

00:42:50.800 burn that

00:42:51.240 tape

00:42:51.500 or get

00:42:51.760 rid of it

00:42:52.100 because you're

00:42:52.420 worried about

00:42:52.820 it being

00:42:53.080 out there

00:42:53.620 but I'm

00:42:54.520 going to

00:42:54.660 propose

00:42:54.940 this question

00:42:55.560 to our

00:42:56.240 listeners

00:42:56.700 what do you

00:42:57.920 think

00:42:58.200 it's a

00:42:58.500 two-parter

00:42:59.060 and you can

00:42:59.620 answer this

00:42:59.980 one part

00:43:00.380 if you

00:43:00.640 want

00:43:00.920 because I

00:43:01.600 don't

00:43:01.740 really have

00:43:02.080 the best

00:43:02.360 information

00:43:02.740 for you

00:43:03.040 because I'm

00:43:03.500 not married

00:43:04.080 and I haven't

00:43:04.880 been in that

00:43:05.300 situation

00:43:05.860 but is

00:43:06.800 pornography

00:43:07.400 cheating

00:43:08.180 do you feel

00:43:09.680 like it is

00:43:10.400 I personally

00:43:11.740 feel like

00:43:12.220 pornography

00:43:12.760 is kind

00:43:14.500 of cheating

00:43:14.960 you know

00:43:16.100 in small

00:43:16.700 doses

00:43:17.020 it's not

00:43:17.520 but if it's

00:43:17.900 a habit

00:43:18.620 and it's

00:43:19.660 a bad

00:43:20.120 habit

00:43:20.520 then you

00:43:21.480 are taking

00:43:21.920 away that

00:43:22.420 chi

00:43:22.820 that lust

00:43:23.740 that is

00:43:24.460 supposed to

00:43:24.900 be you know

00:43:25.820 between you

00:43:26.320 and your

00:43:26.540 partner

00:43:26.960 you're taking

00:43:28.120 that out of

00:43:28.480 the equation 1.00

00:43:29.060 and fuck 1.00

00:43:30.280 everything else 1.00

00:43:30.920 is going to 0.78

00:43:31.200 be shitty 0.99

00:43:31.680 if you ain't 0.99

00:43:32.800 trying to

00:43:33.100 catch that

00:43:33.540 nut locally

00:43:34.260 with your

00:43:34.600 lady

00:43:34.900 so that's

00:43:37.440 one part 0.85

00:43:37.840 is porn

00:43:38.220 cheating

00:43:38.600 second part

00:43:39.780 is

00:43:41.420 what do you

00:43:42.960 think about

00:43:43.460 that

00:43:43.840 about having

00:43:45.600 another man

00:43:46.220 come into

00:43:46.680 the household

00:43:47.380 and you

00:43:48.560 know

00:43:48.680 pleasure your

00:43:49.200 lady

00:43:49.500 and do

00:43:50.400 that

00:43:50.800 and I

00:43:51.580 know they

00:43:51.860 call it

00:43:52.260 there's a

00:43:52.700 cucking

00:43:53.320 or something

00:43:53.700 there's some

00:43:54.100 term for it

00:43:55.320 out there

00:43:55.800 but I want

00:43:56.700 to know if

00:43:57.040 there's men

00:43:57.420 out there

00:43:57.780 who are married

00:43:58.320 who have had

00:43:59.100 this conversation

00:43:59.860 or have had

00:44:01.040 this come into

00:44:01.560 their marriage

00:44:02.020 they don't need

00:44:02.380 to leave their

00:44:02.780 name if they

00:44:03.420 want when they

00:44:03.940 call

00:44:04.280 or if there's

00:44:06.280 women out there 1.00

00:44:07.020 who have

00:44:07.380 experimented with

00:44:08.240 this or their

00:44:09.320 men's have asked

00:44:10.100 them this and

00:44:10.680 what happened

00:44:11.180 there and what

00:44:11.640 occurred

00:44:12.080 because if you

00:44:14.120 hear what I'm

00:44:15.080 saying they only

00:44:15.600 got so much

00:44:16.240 room in the

00:44:16.740 garage you

00:44:17.640 know

00:44:17.900 and maybe

00:44:20.120 that'll get

00:44:20.480 you fired

00:44:21.000 up

00:44:21.400 I mean I

00:44:22.240 could see

00:44:22.620 that

00:44:23.000 you know

00:44:24.220 one thing

00:44:24.640 that makes

00:44:25.160 a man

00:44:26.160 attracted to

00:44:26.780 his spouse

00:44:27.340 is that

00:44:27.720 other men

00:44:30.020 could be

00:44:30.280 attracted to

00:44:31.020 her

00:44:31.200 so maybe

00:44:32.200 that's an

00:44:32.620 element of

00:44:33.140 it

00:44:33.340 but that's

00:44:34.900 wild dude

00:44:36.040 hey look

00:44:37.420 you should be

00:44:40.520 a tour guide

00:44:41.560 of the dark

00:44:42.320 arts brother

00:44:42.840 because you

00:44:43.160 out there

00:44:43.580 you're stepping

00:44:44.020 on a lot

00:44:44.580 of different

00:44:44.900 stones

00:44:45.480 you're stepping

00:44:46.800 on a lot

00:44:47.320 of different

00:44:47.620 stones up

00:44:48.140 there at

00:44:48.380 dark arts

00:44:48.800 castle

00:44:49.240 but thank

00:44:50.420 you for

00:44:50.620 calling man

00:44:51.000 I appreciate

00:44:51.360 it and that's

00:44:51.860 going to be

00:44:52.040 our topic

00:44:52.420 for Thursday

00:44:53.020 guys if

00:44:53.520 you'll hit

00:44:53.740 the hotline

00:44:54.220 985-664-9503

00:44:57.040 and let me

00:44:57.980 know

00:44:58.340 and let that

00:44:59.560 caller know

00:45:00.080 right there

00:45:00.580 let me see

00:45:00.920 his name

00:45:01.240 again

00:45:01.640 hey what's

00:45:03.360 up Theo

00:45:03.800 my name

00:45:04.840 is Adam

00:45:05.260 and let

00:45:06.120 Adam know

00:45:06.740 what you

00:45:07.060 think about

00:45:07.500 that

00:45:07.740 is pornography

00:45:08.340 cheating

00:45:08.980 that's what 0.96

00:45:09.720 his wife

00:45:10.040 thinks

00:45:10.360 and then

00:45:11.240 if he

00:45:12.340 lets a

00:45:12.680 man in

00:45:13.140 you know

00:45:14.000 cater to 0.70

00:45:14.820 his wife's

00:45:15.380 buffet

00:45:15.800 you know 0.87

00:45:16.460 to hit

00:45:17.320 her up

00:45:17.580 in that

00:45:17.880 little

00:45:18.100 sweet

00:45:18.500 wallet

00:45:18.940 you know

00:45:19.720 to catch

00:45:21.080 that you

00:45:21.800 know

00:45:21.920 that wild

00:45:22.420 canal

00:45:22.980 and he's

00:45:24.020 going to be

00:45:24.300 videotaping

00:45:25.060 it how's that

00:45:25.520 going to play

00:45:25.940 out have you

00:45:26.360 ever done

00:45:26.720 that advice

00:45:27.740 for him

00:45:28.220 all right let's

00:45:28.900 keep it cruising

00:45:29.440 there here we

00:45:30.160 go we got

00:45:31.420 another caller

00:45:31.900 right here on

00:45:32.260 the hotline

00:45:33.520 hey Theo this

00:45:34.460 is Derek

00:45:34.960 calling from

00:45:35.560 New York

00:45:35.980 City

00:45:36.320 hey Derek

00:45:37.600 New York

00:45:38.060 City

00:45:38.420 the land of

00:45:39.980 coked up taxi

00:45:40.920 drivers and

00:45:41.740 women who may

00:45:42.560 be men

00:45:42.960 yep the land

00:45:44.780 of coked up

00:45:45.300 taxi drivers and

00:45:46.700 women who may

00:45:47.280 be men

00:45:47.860 I've been

00:45:48.460 involved

00:45:48.900 with at

00:45:51.320 least one of

00:45:51.760 those

00:45:52.160 had a little

00:45:53.660 argument with

00:45:54.340 my girlfriend

00:45:54.880 last night

00:45:55.560 parents got

00:45:56.740 involved in

00:45:57.300 all of that

00:45:57.820 and basically

00:46:00.340 all boiled down

00:46:01.100 to that I

00:46:01.920 I need

00:46:02.920 therapy

00:46:03.420 I need to

00:46:04.820 go to

00:46:05.100 therapy

00:46:05.420 so basically

00:46:07.780 what I'm

00:46:08.160 asking is

00:46:08.740 just how

00:46:09.520 do you

00:46:10.440 deal

00:46:11.780 with the

00:46:13.300 fear of

00:46:14.240 telling your

00:46:16.460 therapist about

00:46:17.480 the darkness

00:46:18.260 what just

00:46:19.660 what you've

00:46:20.200 experienced

00:46:20.760 that you

00:46:21.520 find difficult

00:46:22.540 to talk

00:46:23.000 about with

00:46:23.620 people that

00:46:24.340 you meet

00:46:24.700 every day

00:46:25.240 okay and

00:46:28.320 his call

00:46:28.680 kind of cuts

00:46:29.200 out right

00:46:29.580 there

00:46:29.920 it was just

00:46:31.260 a connection

00:46:31.720 issue but

00:46:32.360 I'm going to

00:46:32.960 restate it for

00:46:33.560 you is how

00:46:34.020 do you deal

00:46:34.660 with telling

00:46:35.120 your therapist

00:46:35.860 you know

00:46:36.860 the dark

00:46:37.540 things

00:46:37.980 and you

00:46:39.840 know

00:46:40.060 things that

00:46:41.660 you

00:46:42.020 you know

00:46:43.420 you don't

00:46:43.700 just tell

00:46:44.100 people every

00:46:44.620 day

00:46:44.960 I think

00:46:46.260 for one

00:46:46.580 it takes

00:46:46.840 some

00:46:46.960 getting

00:46:47.160 used

00:46:47.480 to

00:46:47.760 you know

00:46:48.680 I see

00:46:48.960 a therapist

00:46:49.360 once a

00:46:49.800 week

00:46:50.080 and I

00:46:52.440 don't

00:46:52.660 not go

00:46:53.300 there are

00:46:54.000 times when

00:46:54.300 I feel

00:46:54.540 like not

00:46:54.980 going to

00:46:55.420 a therapist

00:46:55.840 and I've

00:46:57.420 been instructed

00:46:58.080 that's when

00:46:58.680 you go

00:46:59.340 because your

00:47:00.260 brain will

00:47:00.900 tell you

00:47:01.220 don't go

00:47:01.540 to the

00:47:01.740 therapist

00:47:02.080 you're

00:47:02.460 fine

00:47:02.800 well

00:47:03.420 that's

00:47:03.720 the same

00:47:04.020 brain

00:47:04.300 that is

00:47:04.640 not

00:47:05.140 fine

00:47:05.740 you know

00:47:06.880 a sick 1.00

00:47:07.420 brain 0.99

00:47:07.700 isn't

00:47:07.900 going to

00:47:08.160 is not

00:47:08.780 going to

00:47:08.960 get you

00:47:09.280 well

00:47:09.620 so you

00:47:10.260 have to

00:47:10.480 have some

00:47:10.760 help

00:47:11.040 and I'm

00:47:13.020 a proponent

00:47:13.500 of therapy

00:47:14.040 you know

00:47:14.780 I've gone

00:47:15.100 most of

00:47:15.600 this year

00:47:16.320 I think

00:47:16.820 it's getting

00:47:18.380 better

00:47:18.780 there's days

00:47:19.560 where it's

00:47:20.040 nothing happens

00:47:21.060 in there

00:47:21.500 and then

00:47:21.900 there's days

00:47:22.420 where

00:47:22.840 you know

00:47:24.220 I really

00:47:24.620 get in

00:47:25.000 touch

00:47:25.220 with

00:47:25.500 something

00:47:26.000 in my

00:47:26.420 past

00:47:26.860 or in

00:47:27.040 my

00:47:27.160 life

00:47:27.440 that

00:47:27.820 you know

00:47:29.080 really

00:47:29.420 hindered

00:47:29.920 me

00:47:30.200 and I'm

00:47:31.920 able to

00:47:32.680 you know

00:47:33.980 melt it

00:47:35.220 down a little

00:47:35.600 bit

00:47:35.780 melt down

00:47:36.260 some of

00:47:36.520 that ice

00:47:36.940 you know

00:47:37.440 that iceberg

00:47:38.160 it's helped

00:47:40.660 me a lot

00:47:40.980 with family

00:47:41.380 relationships

00:47:41.940 and stuff

00:47:42.720 like that

00:47:43.040 and to

00:47:43.280 recognize

00:47:43.600 my part

00:47:44.700 in certain

00:47:45.340 things

00:47:45.840 but I

00:47:47.800 appreciate

00:47:48.100 you calling

00:47:48.560 man

00:47:48.900 and I

00:47:49.360 know

00:47:49.500 that this

00:47:49.840 is something

00:47:50.260 you know

00:47:50.660 it sounds

00:47:51.040 like this

00:47:51.340 is something

00:47:51.680 that's pretty

00:47:52.080 real to

00:47:52.600 you

00:47:52.880 and I'm

00:47:54.660 glad that

00:47:55.040 you're trying

00:47:55.320 to get

00:47:55.560 some help

00:47:56.020 because that's

00:47:57.280 because you

00:47:58.040 can you

00:47:58.900 can get

00:47:59.400 better

00:47:59.720 you can

00:48:01.080 and that's

00:48:02.640 what's one

00:48:02.980 thing that I'd

00:48:03.460 love for you

00:48:03.900 to know

00:48:04.380 is that there

00:48:04.840 were times

00:48:05.240 when I

00:48:05.540 thought I'm

00:48:07.140 not going

00:48:07.440 to get

00:48:07.660 better

00:48:07.960 you know

00:48:09.060 I'm going

00:48:09.600 to be

00:48:09.860 the same

00:48:10.400 you know

00:48:11.540 I'll never

00:48:12.040 be

00:48:12.740 honest

00:48:15.200 in a

00:48:15.480 relationship

00:48:15.900 I'll never

00:48:16.740 be

00:48:17.360 a caring

00:48:19.240 person

00:48:19.720 I mean

00:48:20.720 I used

00:48:20.960 to think

00:48:21.480 about having

00:48:21.820 children

00:48:22.200 I could

00:48:22.540 never even

00:48:23.020 imagine

00:48:23.620 it

00:48:23.940 imagine

00:48:24.780 it

00:48:24.980 I thought

00:48:25.220 it was

00:48:25.400 crazy

00:48:25.860 anybody

00:48:26.140 had kids

00:48:26.740 anybody

00:48:27.020 got married

00:48:27.460 I thought

00:48:27.640 it was

00:48:27.800 crazy

00:48:28.240 I didn't

00:48:28.980 go to

00:48:29.140 one of

00:48:29.300 my best

00:48:29.560 friend's

00:48:29.840 weddings

00:48:30.080 growing up

00:48:30.580 because I

00:48:30.780 thought it

00:48:30.960 was absolutely

00:48:32.220 erroneous

00:48:33.060 but now

00:48:35.040 because of

00:48:36.560 therapy

00:48:36.980 I can

00:48:37.920 actually

00:48:38.240 imagine

00:48:38.580 some of

00:48:38.920 those

00:48:39.080 things

00:48:39.480 and that's

00:48:40.860 that's

00:48:41.120 different

00:48:41.460 that's a

00:48:42.120 change

00:48:42.700 you know

00:48:43.500 to actually

00:48:44.080 be able to

00:48:44.400 imagine

00:48:44.860 something that

00:48:45.360 before you

00:48:45.860 completely

00:48:46.420 rejected

00:48:47.000 I mean

00:48:48.580 that's an

00:48:48.900 actual

00:48:49.220 change

00:48:49.800 I mean

00:48:50.580 I strongly

00:48:51.020 believe that a

00:48:51.620 leopard can

00:48:52.100 change its

00:48:52.560 spots

00:48:53.020 but it does

00:48:54.840 take some

00:48:55.220 work

00:48:55.540 and if you

00:48:56.620 get scared

00:48:57.060 to talk

00:48:57.420 about some

00:48:57.840 things

00:48:58.240 I would

00:48:59.520 tell the

00:49:00.000 person

00:49:00.460 there are

00:49:01.740 some things

00:49:02.060 that I'm

00:49:02.280 scared to

00:49:02.780 talk to you

00:49:03.260 about

00:49:03.600 I would

00:49:05.240 be really

00:49:05.740 really honest

00:49:06.500 if you

00:49:07.480 feel like

00:49:08.040 they're

00:49:08.540 not a

00:49:09.240 good

00:49:09.400 therapist

00:49:09.780 I would

00:49:10.640 tell them

00:49:11.040 why

00:49:11.520 but not

00:49:11.940 in a

00:49:12.160 mean way

00:49:12.680 you know

00:49:13.760 I remember

00:49:13.980 telling my

00:49:14.360 therapist

00:49:14.600 I feel

00:49:14.960 like you

00:49:15.180 don't care

00:49:15.600 about me

00:49:16.180 one time

00:49:18.300 and she

00:49:19.700 had to

00:49:19.940 assure me

00:49:20.460 that she

00:49:20.740 did care

00:49:21.280 and uh

00:49:23.520 and it

00:49:24.560 took that

00:49:25.060 step for

00:49:25.640 things to

00:49:25.980 get a little

00:49:26.300 bit better

00:49:26.680 between us

00:49:27.460 you know

00:49:29.240 you don't

00:49:29.740 have to

00:49:29.920 always agree

00:49:30.380 with your

00:49:30.680 therapist

00:49:31.240 um

00:49:32.380 you know

00:49:33.540 your goal

00:49:33.900 is just

00:49:34.160 to be

00:49:34.460 in there

00:49:34.920 and

00:49:36.080 to try

00:49:37.140 not to

00:49:37.540 run the

00:49:37.980 show

00:49:38.280 uh

00:49:39.940 that

00:49:41.400 those are

00:49:41.720 only things

00:49:42.060 that I can

00:49:42.320 recommend

00:49:42.620 and also

00:49:43.220 try different

00:49:44.220 therapists

00:49:44.580 if you need

00:49:45.020 to

00:49:45.280 go to

00:49:45.900 two or

00:49:46.220 three

00:49:46.560 the first

00:49:47.260 week

00:49:47.600 try them

00:49:48.060 each out

00:49:48.520 insurance

00:49:49.480 usually will

00:49:50.120 help

00:49:50.440 you know

00:49:51.760 um

00:49:53.080 and if

00:49:54.840 you get

00:49:55.120 afraid

00:49:55.700 just

00:49:59.300 remember

00:49:59.580 that other

00:49:59.900 people have

00:50:00.260 done it

00:50:00.700 and you're

00:50:04.020 just as

00:50:04.540 capable as

00:50:05.860 those other

00:50:06.240 people

00:50:06.640 and no

00:50:08.540 matter what

00:50:09.200 you have

00:50:09.660 inside of 0.67

00:50:10.100 you that

00:50:10.260 you're afraid

00:50:10.580 to tell

00:50:11.080 um

00:50:12.720 you're gonna

00:50:14.460 be okay

00:50:14.980 you know

00:50:16.240 you really

00:50:17.220 will

00:50:17.540 because

00:50:19.120 people that

00:50:19.680 love you

00:50:20.020 and care

00:50:20.300 about you

00:50:20.780 are gonna

00:50:22.340 people that

00:50:24.120 really do

00:50:24.800 I'll tell you

00:50:25.600 this man

00:50:25.940 I've had

00:50:26.160 to tell

00:50:26.380 some people

00:50:26.740 some things

00:50:27.200 and they

00:50:27.860 still love

00:50:28.440 and care

00:50:28.740 about you

00:50:29.180 they really

00:50:30.360 do

00:50:30.660 so

00:50:31.220 I think

00:50:32.120 you got

00:50:32.500 this man

00:50:33.120 and um

00:50:34.640 yeah

00:50:35.800 I'm gonna

00:50:36.180 go to my

00:50:36.520 therapist

00:50:36.820 tomorrow

00:50:37.280 so

00:50:38.280 uh

00:50:39.940 if you have

00:50:40.640 to go

00:50:40.840 this week

00:50:41.260 or if you

00:50:41.800 had to go

00:50:42.200 you know

00:50:42.780 I hope

00:50:43.340 you do

00:50:43.920 just go

00:50:44.640 just go

00:50:46.080 start there

00:50:46.800 go

00:50:47.480 share

00:50:48.320 and just

00:50:49.840 try not to

00:50:50.400 you know

00:50:52.160 if you get

00:50:52.720 in a tough

00:50:53.040 spot

00:50:53.280 call somebody

00:50:54.060 you know

00:50:55.280 or just

00:50:55.840 tell your

00:50:56.200 therapist

00:50:56.460 how you're

00:50:56.800 feeling

00:50:57.120 you know

00:50:58.960 it's okay

00:50:59.540 to tell them

00:50:59.960 you don't

00:51:00.200 you can tell

00:51:00.680 them you don't

00:51:00.940 think they're

00:51:01.280 a good

00:51:01.500 therapist

00:51:01.920 sometimes

00:51:02.600 that's the

00:51:03.120 thing we need

00:51:03.500 to explore

00:51:04.080 is how we

00:51:05.220 behave towards

00:51:05.900 other people

00:51:06.520 you know

00:51:08.120 but you can

00:51:09.040 get better man

00:51:09.640 if you need

00:51:10.160 to

00:51:10.400 um

00:51:11.780 give it a shot

00:51:12.660 I'm proud of

00:51:13.040 you bro

00:51:13.380 keep your head

00:51:14.320 up

00:51:14.580 all right

00:51:15.480 let's cruise

00:51:15.880 some more

00:51:16.360 and thank you

00:51:16.820 for calling

00:51:17.260 hey this is

00:51:18.700 Gus from

00:51:19.240 Cincinnati

00:51:19.960 I was calling

00:51:21.720 because

00:51:22.440 I have a

00:51:23.840 girlfriend

00:51:24.240 and

00:51:25.660 you see how

00:51:26.740 excited

00:51:27.340 Gus sounded

00:51:28.340 man dudes

00:51:30.180 are having

00:51:30.440 trouble with

00:51:30.940 this kind

00:51:31.280 of stuff

00:51:31.760 let's hear

00:51:32.560 more Gus

00:51:33.240 thank you

00:51:33.580 for calling

00:51:33.980 I get

00:51:34.860 blackout

00:51:36.480 drunk

00:51:37.020 and tend

00:51:38.200 to be 1.00

00:51:38.860 a dick 1.00

00:51:39.280 to her 1.00

00:51:39.700 and I

00:51:40.700 don't really

00:51:41.400 know why

00:51:42.200 um

00:51:43.860 I don't

00:51:46.240 know

00:51:46.500 just calling

00:51:47.320 to get

00:51:47.600 that off

00:51:48.000 my chest

00:51:48.520 I guess

00:51:49.080 thanks

00:51:49.760 see ya

00:51:50.120 cool

00:51:52.380 yep

00:51:53.020 you get

00:51:53.320 blackout

00:51:53.760 drunk

00:51:54.040 and you're 1.00

00:51:54.320 a dick 1.00

00:51:54.580 to your 1.00

00:51:54.860 girlfriend

00:51:55.260 that's

00:51:55.840 probably

00:51:56.040 a lot

00:51:56.340 of America

00:51:56.780 does that

00:51:57.380 you know

00:51:58.500 why do

00:51:59.900 they do

00:52:00.240 it

00:52:00.460 I mean

00:52:01.000 the reason

00:52:01.240 why I

00:52:01.520 would do

00:52:01.760 it before

00:52:02.120 is because

00:52:02.560 I was

00:52:02.860 just

00:52:03.020 controlling

00:52:03.540 you know

00:52:04.720 I used

00:52:05.100 to do

00:52:05.240 that in

00:52:05.460 high school

00:52:06.020 I think

00:52:06.500 it's

00:52:06.700 in college

00:52:07.340 you know

00:52:08.220 just

00:52:08.440 it was

00:52:08.680 a controlling

00:52:09.240 type

00:52:09.540 behavior

00:52:10.020 you know

00:52:11.620 um

00:52:12.900 and I

00:52:13.840 you know

00:52:14.160 I felt

00:52:14.600 like I

00:52:14.840 wasn't

00:52:15.120 really

00:52:15.380 that person

00:52:15.900 that's

00:52:16.120 why I

00:52:16.280 would get

00:52:16.500 drunk

00:52:16.860 and do

00:52:17.200 it

00:52:17.400 you know

00:52:18.800 because

00:52:19.120 in

00:52:19.380 the real

00:52:19.920 person

00:52:20.220 I was

00:52:20.520 probably

00:52:20.780 wanted to

00:52:21.200 care

00:52:21.380 about her

00:52:21.920 but

00:52:23.840 instead

00:52:24.820 I'm like

00:52:25.280 oh well

00:52:25.540 let's just 0.99

00:52:25.780 get black 0.96

00:52:26.200 out drunk 0.96

00:52:26.840 and be

00:52:27.860 mean to

00:52:28.340 her

00:52:28.540 you know

00:52:30.440 because

00:52:30.780 I probably

00:52:31.100 was afraid

00:52:31.620 to be

00:52:32.100 you know

00:52:33.600 just real

00:52:34.260 you know

00:52:35.400 I was probably

00:52:35.760 just afraid

00:52:36.140 to sit

00:52:36.460 there and

00:52:36.660 be sober

00:52:37.160 and just

00:52:38.120 tell her

00:52:38.440 either that

00:52:38.760 I cared

00:52:39.200 or that

00:52:39.400 I didn't

00:52:39.760 care

00:52:40.060 you know

00:52:42.060 I was afraid

00:52:42.660 to be

00:52:42.900 real

00:52:43.240 you know

00:52:44.560 it's easy

00:52:45.300 to just

00:52:45.600 get drunk

00:52:46.200 and do

00:52:47.300 whatever

00:52:47.720 then it's

00:52:48.560 not even

00:52:48.980 your

00:52:49.160 responsibility

00:52:49.700 oh I

00:52:50.060 was drunk

00:52:50.620 well

00:52:51.780 go out

00:52:52.560 with her

00:52:53.100 one night

00:52:53.420 sober

00:52:53.860 see how

00:52:55.920 you feel

00:52:56.420 do you even

00:52:58.340 like her

00:52:58.700 do you like

00:52:59.040 being around

00:52:59.560 her

00:52:59.800 you know

00:53:01.660 do you love

00:53:02.300 her 1.00

00:53:02.500 fuck 1.00

00:53:02.980 maybe you 1.00

00:53:03.440 love her

00:53:03.780 dude

00:53:03.960 that could 0.68

00:53:04.260 be scary

00:53:04.800 you know

00:53:06.880 see how

00:53:07.380 you treat

00:53:07.700 her whenever

00:53:07.960 you're not

00:53:08.380 drinking

00:53:08.740 I

00:53:10.720 think

00:53:10.880 that's

00:53:11.100 probably

00:53:11.300 a better

00:53:11.600 barometer

00:53:12.100 of how

00:53:12.560 you really

00:53:12.860 feel

00:53:13.120 about

00:53:13.360 her

00:53:13.500 you know

00:53:15.200 maybe

00:53:15.460 if you're

00:53:15.680 able to

00:53:15.920 share some

00:53:16.280 of the

00:53:16.460 ways you

00:53:16.820 feel about

00:53:17.320 her

00:53:17.540 and it

00:53:18.780 gets some

00:53:19.140 of that

00:53:19.460 you know

00:53:19.860 confusion

00:53:20.460 out of

00:53:20.940 you

00:53:21.080 then maybe

00:53:21.820 you won't

00:53:22.140 even be

00:53:22.620 you know

00:53:23.960 getting drunk

00:53:24.880 and being

00:53:26.100 rude to her 0.95

00:53:26.860 those are

00:53:30.380 just some

00:53:30.640 thoughts that

00:53:31.040 I have

00:53:31.520 you know

00:53:33.420 I never

00:53:34.740 really liked

00:53:35.180 getting blackout

00:53:35.900 drunk

00:53:36.260 and I

00:53:37.380 never even

00:53:37.760 really did

00:53:38.280 it actually

00:53:38.800 I mean

00:53:39.140 I would

00:53:39.340 get pretty

00:53:40.100 drunk

00:53:40.540 and then

00:53:40.820 I would

00:53:40.980 wet the

00:53:41.380 bed

00:53:41.720 and that

00:53:42.700 at a certain

00:53:43.500 point you

00:53:43.880 kind of quit

00:53:44.300 doing that

00:53:44.700 because you

00:53:45.160 just don't

00:53:45.500 want to change

00:53:45.900 your sheets

00:53:46.260 anymore

00:53:46.560 so

00:53:47.080 but you

00:53:48.420 know what

00:53:48.680 I'm saying

00:53:49.080 gang gang

00:53:49.960 boy

00:53:50.320 keep it

00:53:52.120 together

00:53:52.500 man

00:53:52.880 I appreciate

00:53:54.520 you calling

00:53:55.060 and if you

00:53:55.460 find yourself

00:53:55.920 getting blackout

00:53:56.580 drunk a lot

00:53:57.360 because blackout

00:53:58.440 drunk is a

00:53:58.900 real thing

00:53:59.480 maybe check

00:54:00.420 out an

00:54:00.680 AA meeting

00:54:01.320 you know

00:54:03.240 I'm not

00:54:03.980 saying AA is

00:54:04.600 for you

00:54:05.020 only you

00:54:05.820 know that

00:54:06.380 but I'll

00:54:07.700 tell you

00:54:07.940 this dude

00:54:08.580 if you

00:54:09.560 still

00:54:09.840 getting blackout

00:54:10.460 drunk a

00:54:10.840 year from

00:54:11.260 now

00:54:11.480 yelling at

00:54:11.960 your

00:54:12.080 girlfriend

00:54:12.440 I don't

00:54:14.080 see how

00:54:14.380 that ends

00:54:14.940 well overall

00:54:15.680 you might

00:54:16.260 end up

00:54:16.500 on an

00:54:16.720 episode of

00:54:17.180 Dateline

00:54:17.660 NBC

00:54:18.100 I'm

00:54:19.500 Lester

00:54:19.760 Holt

00:54:20.100 and this

00:54:21.360 is a

00:54:21.860 you know

00:54:22.500 murder

00:54:23.560 blackout

00:54:25.080 and

00:54:25.920 and

00:54:26.640 blackout

00:54:28.340 and bludgeoned

00:54:29.120 in Seattle

00:54:30.680 or whatever

00:54:31.240 all right

00:54:32.760 let's take

00:54:33.040 another call

00:54:33.460 thank you

00:54:33.760 for your

00:54:33.980 call

00:54:34.320 Theo

00:54:35.220 Von

00:54:35.880 what's

00:54:36.680 happening

00:54:37.060 my man

00:54:37.680 the

00:54:38.180 Vonimal baby

00:54:39.020 you know

00:54:39.500 what I'm

00:54:39.700 saying

00:54:39.960 that's

00:54:40.220 the worst

00:54:40.560 nickname

00:54:40.960 the

00:54:42.720 Vonimal

00:54:43.300 I have a

00:54:43.900 friend named

00:54:44.220 Ronnie

00:54:44.500 Shipp

00:54:44.980 and he

00:54:45.680 was in

00:54:46.620 that OJ 0.99

00:54:47.000 Simpson

00:54:47.320 documentary

00:54:48.060 and he

00:54:49.200 was the

00:54:49.520 kind of

00:54:49.800 light-skinned

00:54:50.380 black man

00:54:51.040 who was a 0.52

00:54:52.420 police officer

00:54:53.000 back in the

00:54:53.420 day who

00:54:53.700 was friends

00:54:54.100 with OJ

00:54:54.560 and the

00:54:55.420 only person

00:54:56.000 that testified

00:54:56.640 only friend

00:54:57.340 of OJ's 0.97

00:54:57.780 that testified

00:54:58.260 against him

00:54:59.040 during his

00:55:01.420 first trial

00:55:02.320 and his

00:55:03.860 name is

00:55:04.160 Ron

00:55:04.560 and we

00:55:04.800 call him

00:55:05.100 the

00:55:05.260 Ronimal

00:55:05.820 and I

00:55:06.860 love that

00:55:07.320 name

00:55:07.660 dude

00:55:08.080 onward

00:55:08.580 it is

00:55:09.180 CJ

00:55:09.620 from

00:55:10.100 Dallas

00:55:10.540 Con

00:55:10.980 hey CJ

00:55:11.920 and hey

00:55:12.380 Dallas

00:55:12.660 I love

00:55:13.080 Dallas

00:55:13.460 man

00:55:13.660 I love

00:55:13.980 Dallas

00:55:14.300 Texas

00:55:14.660 everything's

00:55:15.440 big down

00:55:15.940 there

00:55:16.520 a big

00:55:18.000 fan

00:55:18.380 for

00:55:18.720 for a 1.00

00:55:19.940 fucking 0.99

00:55:20.180 while 0.99

00:55:20.540 that

00:55:20.700 man

00:55:20.940 anyways

00:55:21.800 here's

00:55:22.280 my

00:55:22.460 thing

00:55:22.820 I'm

00:55:23.400 22

00:55:23.820 and I

00:55:24.980 go to

00:55:25.320 university

00:55:25.840 and I'm

00:55:26.200 seeing this

00:55:26.660 new girl

00:55:27.140 I'm out of

00:55:28.540 a two and a

00:55:29.260 half year

00:55:29.680 relationship

00:55:30.260 and been

00:55:31.420 seeing this

00:55:31.840 girl for

00:55:32.320 about a

00:55:32.760 week

00:55:33.060 and a

00:55:33.460 half

00:55:33.640 two

00:55:33.840 weeks

00:55:34.220 things

00:55:35.100 great

00:55:36.700 connection

00:55:37.300 man

00:55:37.820 this girl

00:55:38.280 I swear

00:55:38.640 to god

00:55:39.040 she's

00:55:39.320 out of

00:55:39.540 my

00:55:39.680 league

00:55:40.040 wow

00:55:40.960 congratulations

00:55:41.860 man

00:55:42.520 maybe she's

00:55:43.720 not out of

00:55:44.100 your league

00:55:44.440 man

00:55:44.640 maybe you

00:55:44.940 just didn't

00:55:45.280 recognize

00:55:45.620 what league

00:55:46.120 you were

00:55:46.460 in

00:55:46.740 you know

00:55:47.400 but I'm

00:55:48.380 glad to

00:55:48.800 know that

00:55:49.100 you have

00:55:49.440 somebody

00:55:49.740 that you're

00:55:50.120 interested

00:55:50.540 in

00:55:50.820 that feels

00:55:51.360 that feels

00:55:51.920 good

00:55:52.420 let's hear

00:55:53.080 more

00:55:53.620 but she's 0.97

00:55:55.320 smart

00:55:55.720 she's

00:55:56.340 super sexy

00:55:57.200 she's

00:55:57.760 a sweetheart

00:55:58.580 and we

00:55:59.220 vibe

00:55:59.800 connect

00:56:00.240 really well

00:56:00.880 with that

00:56:02.300 being said

00:56:03.100 Theo

00:56:04.180 I mentioned

00:56:05.140 this to you

00:56:05.620 when I saw

00:56:06.100 you

00:56:06.320 I'm in

00:56:06.980 recovery

00:56:07.440 I was

00:56:09.380 and am

00:56:10.220 an addict

00:56:10.720 I was

00:56:11.320 addicted to

00:56:11.940 opiates

00:56:12.420 for two

00:56:12.820 years

00:56:13.280 namely

00:56:13.700 heroin

00:56:14.160 and I'm

00:56:16.200 calling to

00:56:16.700 ask

00:56:17.180 what is

00:56:18.220 your

00:56:18.400 opinion

00:56:18.800 on

00:56:19.320 sharing

00:56:19.780 that

00:56:20.000 information

00:56:20.580 with

00:56:21.080 someone

00:56:22.020 new

00:56:22.340 that

00:56:22.540 you're

00:56:22.720 seeing

00:56:23.160 a part

00:56:24.600 of me

00:56:24.960 doesn't

00:56:25.480 want to

00:56:25.800 mention it

00:56:26.540 tell her

00:56:26.940 at all

00:56:27.300 ever

00:56:27.760 I also

00:56:28.840 think that

00:56:29.420 maybe after

00:56:30.000 three four

00:56:30.660 months

00:56:31.060 however long

00:56:31.880 I may need

00:56:33.080 to feel like

00:56:33.640 I can trust

00:56:34.340 her

00:56:34.600 that maybe

00:56:35.360 it'd be

00:56:35.680 beneficial

00:56:36.220 to add

00:56:36.880 her to 0.94

00:56:37.300 my already

00:56:38.140 existing

00:56:38.720 support system

00:56:39.640 that

00:56:40.400 is

00:56:41.040 helping

00:56:41.520 me

00:56:41.740 in my

00:56:42.020 recovery

00:56:42.520 wow man

00:56:43.820 I appreciate

00:56:44.320 it man

00:56:44.800 I appreciate

00:56:45.260 this call

00:56:45.860 yeah

00:56:46.260 you know

00:56:47.500 it sounds like

00:56:47.900 you got one

00:56:48.320 on the hook

00:56:48.780 you got a live

00:56:49.540 one

00:56:49.740 you know

00:56:50.720 you got a live

00:56:51.600 one

00:56:51.840 and I

00:56:52.700 I had

00:56:54.160 diarrhea

00:56:54.500 one time

00:56:55.040 during a

00:56:55.500 fishing tournament

00:56:56.120 that Randy

00:56:56.840 Moss put on

00:56:57.640 up there

00:56:58.060 on Lake

00:56:58.380 Minnetonka

00:56:58.980 and I had to

00:57:00.420 be in a

00:57:00.700 fishing rodeo

00:57:01.580 and I had to

00:57:02.600 meet up with

00:57:02.940 a couple of

00:57:03.360 men early

00:57:03.880 one morning

00:57:04.400 at 6am

00:57:05.280 and one of

00:57:06.200 them was a

00:57:06.500 professional

00:57:06.880 angler

00:57:07.460 and I don't

00:57:08.500 know if

00:57:08.620 you ever

00:57:08.880 held

00:57:09.240 that

00:57:10.360 diarrhea

00:57:11.040 in your

00:57:12.040 body

00:57:12.460 for

00:57:13.940 five

00:57:15.300 hours

00:57:16.000 on a

00:57:16.740 bass

00:57:17.080 boat

00:57:17.380 but

00:57:18.520 no way

00:57:20.360 that man

00:57:20.740 was a

00:57:21.060 more

00:57:21.220 professional

00:57:21.680 angler

00:57:22.120 than I

00:57:22.740 was

00:57:23.000 by the

00:57:23.280 end

00:57:23.380 of

00:57:23.480 that

00:57:23.640 day

00:57:23.960 I

00:57:24.320 mean

00:57:24.720 dude

00:57:25.840 we had

00:57:26.120 a couple

00:57:26.360 in the

00:57:26.600 live

00:57:26.900 well

00:57:27.160 at the

00:57:27.560 end

00:57:27.660 of that

00:57:27.860 day

00:57:28.100 live

00:57:28.680 fish

00:57:29.100 I had

00:57:29.980 about

00:57:30.360 I probably

00:57:31.360 had 2,000

00:57:32.220 in the

00:57:32.720 live

00:57:33.000 well

00:57:33.260 of my

00:57:33.740 body

00:57:34.080 so

00:57:35.320 praise

00:57:35.640 God

00:57:36.040 but I'm

00:57:36.780 going to

00:57:36.920 say this

00:57:37.320 to you

00:57:37.640 man

00:57:37.980 congratulations

00:57:39.600 on your

00:57:40.220 sobriety

00:57:41.000 congratulations

00:57:42.360 on sticking

00:57:42.760 with your

00:57:43.020 recovery

00:57:43.420 and staying

00:57:43.840 steadfast

00:57:44.480 that's cool

00:57:45.020 dude

00:57:45.360 getting off

00:57:45.980 heroin

00:57:46.140 I can't

00:57:46.520 even imagine

00:57:47.220 that

00:57:47.520 I can't even

00:57:48.700 imagine

00:57:49.140 that

00:57:49.580 because one

00:57:50.500 heroin seems

00:57:51.200 awesome

00:57:51.560 and two

00:57:52.380 I know

00:57:53.900 I just

00:57:54.520 hear

00:57:54.680 that

00:57:54.800 it's

00:57:54.920 a really

00:57:55.320 really

00:57:55.540 tough

00:57:55.800 thing

00:57:56.000 to 0.75

00:57:56.140 kick 0.71

00:57:56.400 so

00:57:56.740 kudos

00:57:57.340 to

00:57:57.600 you

00:57:57.760 finding

00:57:58.080 love

00:57:58.500 in

00:57:58.600 your

00:57:58.720 life

00:57:59.020 that

00:57:59.440 could

00:57:59.560 be

00:57:59.660 something

00:57:59.820 you

00:57:59.940 probably

00:58:00.120 never

00:58:00.400 thought

00:58:00.620 would

00:58:00.760 happen

00:58:00.980 to

00:58:01.140 you

00:58:01.240 before

00:58:01.720 you

00:58:03.520 know

00:58:03.780 but I'll

00:58:05.640 say this

00:58:06.040 to you

00:58:06.340 man

00:58:06.580 I didn't

00:58:07.120 know

00:58:07.360 what to

00:58:07.800 answer

00:58:08.100 here

00:58:08.320 so I

00:58:08.620 texted

00:58:09.040 a friend

00:58:10.220 of mine

00:58:10.600 who's in

00:58:10.980 the program

00:58:11.380 who's been

00:58:11.720 in longer

00:58:12.060 than me

00:58:12.520 because that's

00:58:13.460 something

00:58:13.660 that I

00:58:13.980 learned

00:58:14.320 through

00:58:15.180 my own

00:58:15.880 recovery

00:58:16.560 and this

00:58:18.620 was his

00:58:18.940 answer

00:58:19.160 because that's

00:58:22.380 in my 12

00:58:23.620 step program

00:58:24.200 is that

00:58:24.660 if I don't

00:58:25.200 know

00:58:25.600 then I

00:58:26.500 ask

00:58:26.900 somebody

00:58:27.340 who

00:58:28.040 has

00:58:28.840 more

00:58:29.460 experience

00:58:29.920 than me

00:58:30.400 because

00:58:31.960 otherwise

00:58:32.300 I'll just

00:58:32.800 make a

00:58:33.060 choice

00:58:33.300 that's

00:58:33.740 ill-advised

00:58:34.500 and this

00:58:36.240 was his

00:58:37.120 quote

00:58:37.400 man

00:58:37.660 so I'm

00:58:37.880 just

00:58:37.960 going to

00:58:38.120 read it

00:58:38.360 to you

00:58:38.640 if he's

00:58:39.060 planning

00:58:39.280 to just 1.00

00:58:39.700 fuck 1.00

00:58:40.080 then don't 1.00

00:58:40.760 tell

00:58:41.060 don't

00:58:41.900 tell her

00:58:42.280 if he

00:58:42.740 thinks

00:58:42.940 the person

00:58:43.340 is special

00:58:43.920 then right

00:58:45.040 away

00:58:45.420 in my

00:58:46.000 opinion

00:58:46.440 that's

00:58:46.860 what my

00:58:47.060 friend

00:58:47.260 said

00:58:47.640 he said

00:58:49.020 it's only

00:58:49.300 his opinion

00:58:49.780 now

00:58:50.060 because there

00:58:50.360 are no

00:58:50.660 rules

00:58:51.000 to this

00:58:51.540 also

00:58:52.460 use

00:58:52.860 your

00:58:53.020 intuition

00:58:53.480 you can

00:58:54.580 also

00:58:54.800 pray

00:58:55.100 for

00:58:55.300 guidance

00:58:55.800 and let

00:58:56.440 it

00:58:56.560 go

00:58:56.860 your

00:58:57.740 voice

00:58:58.040 sounds

00:58:58.300 like

00:58:58.480 you

00:58:58.640 have

00:58:58.860 some

00:58:59.020 clarity

00:58:59.420 in

00:58:59.600 who you

00:59:01.760 are

00:59:02.120 I

00:59:03.160 know

00:59:03.300 that's

00:59:03.540 speculation

00:59:03.880 but

00:59:04.420 let's

00:59:05.120 be

00:59:05.280 honest

00:59:05.580 dude

00:59:05.900 it

00:59:07.180 sounds

00:59:07.440 pretty

00:59:07.660 clear

00:59:08.060 so

00:59:08.940 I

00:59:09.840 think

00:59:09.980 you

00:59:10.100 probably

00:59:10.280 can

00:59:10.460 trust

00:59:10.680 your

00:59:10.820 instincts

00:59:11.340 always

00:59:12.520 let

00:59:12.780 go

00:59:12.980 and

00:59:13.100 leave

00:59:13.240 it

00:59:13.320 in

00:59:13.420 God's

00:59:13.740 hands

00:59:13.920 if

00:59:14.060 you

00:59:14.160 don't

00:59:14.280 know

00:59:14.400 what

00:59:14.540 to

00:59:14.700 do

00:59:15.000 you

00:59:15.300 know

00:59:15.400 that's

00:59:15.620 a

00:59:15.740 serenity

00:59:16.100 prayer

00:59:16.420 we

00:59:16.900 know

00:59:17.100 that

00:59:17.460 and

00:59:18.040 one

00:59:18.240 more

00:59:18.440 nugget

00:59:18.700 the

00:59:18.860 foundation

00:59:19.220 of

00:59:19.420 a

00:59:19.520 relationship

00:59:19.840 is

00:59:20.120 built

00:59:20.340 on

00:59:20.540 trust

00:59:21.040 someone

00:59:21.760 tells

00:59:22.040 me

00:59:22.200 up

00:59:22.440 front

00:59:22.700 that

00:59:22.880 they

00:59:23.000 are

00:59:23.100 in

00:59:23.240 recovery

00:59:23.700 and

00:59:23.980 working

00:59:24.440 on

00:59:24.860 being

00:59:25.160 the

00:59:25.380 best

00:59:25.640 version

00:59:25.940 of

00:59:26.100 oneself

00:59:26.600 that

00:59:27.280 goes

00:59:27.540 a

00:59:27.760 long

00:59:28.020 way

00:59:28.400 if

00:59:28.900 it's

00:59:29.100 kept

00:59:29.280 from

00:59:29.460 me

00:59:29.580 until

00:59:29.780 later

00:59:30.120 then

00:59:30.600 that

00:59:30.740 could

00:59:30.880 be

00:59:31.000 a

00:59:31.120 little

00:59:31.240 bit

00:59:31.420 fishy

00:59:31.780 be

00:59:32.380 up

00:59:32.540 front

00:59:32.760 and

00:59:33.020 let

00:59:33.320 go

00:59:33.700 because

00:59:34.400 that's

00:59:34.780 a

00:59:34.920 heavy

00:59:35.200 yoke

00:59:35.680 again

00:59:36.440 that's

00:59:36.800 only

00:59:36.960 an

00:59:37.120 opinion

00:59:37.460 but

00:59:38.500 I

00:59:38.640 second

00:59:38.920 that's

00:59:47.460 because

00:59:47.640 sometimes

00:59:47.820 you

00:59:47.920 can

00:59:48.080 start

00:59:48.640 the

00:59:48.820 avalanche

00:59:49.820 on

00:59:49.960 your

00:59:50.100 side

00:59:50.400 and

00:59:50.540 suddenly

00:59:50.780 you

00:59:50.940 have

00:59:51.220 to

00:59:51.440 but

00:59:52.420 feel

00:59:53.840 it

00:59:54.020 out

00:59:54.200 see

00:59:54.400 how

00:59:54.540 it's

00:59:54.700 going

00:59:54.980 go

00:59:55.640 on

00:59:55.760 another

00:59:55.960 date

00:59:56.260 or

00:59:56.580 two

00:59:56.880 if

00:59:57.400 she

00:59:57.520 isn't

00:59:57.700 pressuring

00:59:58.120 you

00:59:58.220 or

00:59:58.280 anything

00:59:58.660 sometimes

01:00:00.520 I

01:00:00.800 say

01:00:01.020 I

01:00:01.220 go

01:00:01.460 to

01:00:01.560 a

01:00:01.700 men's

01:00:01.960 group

01:00:02.120 that's

01:00:02.340 what

01:00:02.420 I

01:00:02.540 say

01:00:02.820 I

01:00:03.200 say

01:00:03.620 AA

01:00:03.880 I

01:00:04.620 say

01:00:04.760 I

01:00:04.960 go

01:00:05.080 to

01:00:05.160 a

01:00:05.280 men's

01:00:05.540 group

01:00:05.840 because

01:00:06.540 being

01:00:06.800 around

01:00:07.340 other

01:00:08.420 successful

01:00:09.200 healthy

01:00:10.640 men

01:00:11.120 is

01:00:11.820 only

01:00:11.980 going

01:00:12.120 to

01:00:12.200 make

01:00:12.360 me

01:00:12.660 a

01:00:13.040 successful

01:00:13.520 and

01:00:13.760 healthy

01:00:14.140 man

01:00:14.620 that's

01:00:14.980 what

01:00:15.080 I

01:00:15.200 say

01:00:15.420 sometimes

01:00:16.020 but

01:00:17.560 it's

01:00:17.820 a

01:00:18.200 cool

01:00:20.200 spot

01:00:20.440 to

01:00:20.600 be

01:00:20.800 in

01:00:21.040 dude

01:00:22.900 you

01:00:23.540 got

01:00:23.640 a

01:00:23.700 little

01:00:23.820 sobriety

01:00:24.360 on

01:00:24.540 one

01:00:24.740 arm

01:00:25.060 you

01:00:25.360 got

01:00:25.460 a

01:00:25.540 little

01:00:25.660 dime

01:00:26.000 piece

01:00:26.300 on

01:00:26.440 the

01:00:26.580 other

01:00:26.820 boy

01:00:27.180 and

01:00:28.060 let

01:00:28.180 me

01:00:28.260 tell

01:00:28.400 you

01:00:28.500 this

01:00:28.700 even

01:00:28.960 if

01:00:29.100 it

01:00:29.220 doesn't

01:00:29.460 work

01:00:29.640 out

01:00:29.800 with

01:00:29.960 her

01:00:30.120 dude

01:00:30.420 I

01:00:30.680 have

01:00:30.840 a

01:00:30.940 feeling

01:00:31.100 you

01:00:31.260 have

01:00:31.360 great

01:00:31.600 things

01:00:31.920 in

01:00:32.140 store

01:00:32.460 for

01:00:33.040 your

01:00:33.180 future

01:00:33.560 I

01:00:33.860 really

01:00:34.060 believe

01:00:34.380 that

01:00:34.700 thank

01:00:35.700 you

01:00:35.820 for

01:00:35.920 your

01:00:36.060 call

01:00:36.360 man

01:00:36.800 you

01:00:37.500 know

01:00:37.720 you

01:00:38.540 get

01:00:38.700 out

01:00:38.840 there

01:00:38.940 and

01:00:39.060 hug

01:00:39.280 that

01:00:39.460 lady

01:00:39.740 hug

01:00:40.020 that

01:00:40.220 swan

01:00:40.740 speaking

01:00:41.900 of

01:00:42.100 hugging

01:00:42.380 a

01:00:42.560 swan

01:00:43.060 you

01:00:43.380 like

01:00:43.520 that

01:00:43.680 you

01:00:44.020 like

01:00:44.220 that

01:00:44.380 segue

01:00:44.640 my

01:00:45.540 boy

01:00:45.900 big

01:00:46.300 Bo

01:00:46.620 Drolt

01:00:47.180 is

01:00:47.900 out

01:00:48.140 there

01:00:48.320 and

01:00:48.420 he

01:00:48.520 called

01:00:48.800 they

01:00:48.940 had

01:00:49.040 an

01:00:49.140 animal

01:00:49.680 rights

01:00:50.060 activist

01:00:50.820 or

01:00:51.680 not

01:00:51.820 even

01:00:51.960 activist

01:00:52.420 just

01:00:52.700 animal

01:00:53.140 activist

01:00:53.560 this

01:00:53.800 dude

01:00:53.920 out

01:00:54.100 there 1.00

01:00:54.220 fucking 1.00

01:00:54.460 with 1.00

01:00:54.640 animals

01:00:55.060 and

01:00:55.820 he

01:00:55.920 worked

01:00:56.100 with

01:00:56.240 animals

01:00:56.580 out

01:00:56.800 there

01:00:56.960 checking

01:00:57.280 animals

01:00:57.700 and

01:00:57.860 feeling

01:00:58.120 animal

01:01:05.700 clavicle

01:01:10.180 and

01:01:11.200 he

01:01:11.600 got

01:01:12.560 an

01:01:13.460 issue

01:01:14.060 with

01:01:14.800 a

01:01:15.440 swan

01:01:15.920 let's

01:01:16.340 hear

01:01:16.480 it

01:01:16.600 out

01:01:16.740 here

01:01:16.900 we

01:01:17.000 go

01:01:17.120 thank

01:01:17.320 you

01:01:17.400 for

01:01:17.520 calling

01:01:17.680 brother

01:01:18.320 this

01:01:22.920 is

01:01:23.180 your

01:01:23.980 animal

01:01:24.280 man

01:01:24.580 calling

01:01:25.000 to

01:01:26.120 share

01:01:26.420 that

01:01:26.640 story

01:01:26.940 about

01:01:27.300 having

01:01:27.840 to

01:01:28.000 choke

01:01:28.200 out

01:01:28.360 that

01:01:28.560 swan

01:01:28.960 up

01:01:29.380 in

01:01:29.480 Alaska

01:01:29.900 animal

01:01:31.000 man

01:01:31.680 thanks

01:01:32.260 for

01:01:32.420 calling

01:01:32.640 animal

01:01:32.980 man

01:01:33.280 let's

01:01:33.460 go

01:01:33.600 more

01:01:33.920 it

01:01:35.620 was

01:01:35.800 a

01:01:35.960 survival

01:01:36.340 situation

01:01:37.080 oh

01:01:38.200 it's

01:01:38.400 a

01:01:38.500 survival

01:01:38.820 situation

01:01:39.380 every

01:01:39.780 time

01:01:40.180 you

01:01:40.300 have

01:01:40.400 to

01:01:40.520 choke

01:01:40.740 out

01:01:40.880 a

01:01:41.020 swan

01:01:41.560 bruh

01:01:42.160 you

01:01:42.800 know

01:01:42.900 what

01:01:42.980 I'm

01:01:43.080 saying

01:01:43.240 the

01:01:43.380 only

01:01:43.500 people

01:01:43.720 ever

01:01:43.900 to

01:01:44.060 do

01:01:44.220 it

01:01:44.340 I

01:01:44.420 think

01:01:44.540 are

01:01:44.640 you

01:01:44.800 and

01:01:44.940 Billy

01:01:45.180 Madison

01:01:45.660 let's

01:01:46.420 hear

01:01:46.540 more

01:01:46.920 not

01:01:47.320 a

01:01:47.500 hostage

01:01:47.820 situation

01:01:48.580 and

01:01:50.220 we

01:01:50.440 were

01:01:50.580 supposed

01:01:50.780 to

01:01:50.940 get

01:01:51.080 a

01:01:51.220 food

01:01:51.460 drop

01:01:51.920 like

01:01:52.580 in

01:01:52.720 a

01:01:52.940 waterproof

01:01:53.280 bag

01:01:53.820 a

01:01:54.080 bunch

01:01:54.260 of

01:01:54.380 food

01:01:54.600 we

01:01:54.740 were

01:01:54.780 out

01:01:54.920 there

01:01:55.080 three

01:01:55.300 weeks

01:01:55.680 and

01:01:56.140 halfway

01:01:56.500 through

01:01:56.960 a

01:01:57.920 plane

01:01:58.160 was

01:01:58.320 supposed

01:01:58.500 to

01:01:58.660 fly

01:01:58.880 over

01:01:59.140 and

01:01:59.320 drop

01:01:59.580 a

01:01:59.820 bag

01:02:00.300 of

01:02:00.440 food

01:02:00.760 and

01:02:01.260 the

01:02:01.420 pilot

01:02:01.760 sorry

01:02:03.580 about

01:02:03.800 that

01:02:04.000 man

01:02:04.240 coming

01:02:05.300 from

01:02:05.520 Costa

01:02:05.820 Rica

01:02:06.040 here

01:02:06.300 where

01:02:06.520 there's

01:02:07.260 a

01:02:07.480 rooster

01:02:08.180 here 1.00

01:02:08.540 damn 1.00

01:02:09.840 boy 1.00

01:02:10.080 you

01:02:10.220 got 1.00

01:02:10.380 cock 0.99

01:02:10.760 in

01:02:10.900 the

01:02:11.060 back

01:02:11.420 son

01:02:11.860 onward

01:02:12.700 thank

01:02:12.920 you

01:02:13.000 for

01:02:13.120 this

01:02:13.260 call

01:02:13.500 this

01:02:13.640 is

01:02:13.740 interesting

01:02:14.100 so

01:02:14.280 you

01:02:14.400 you

01:02:14.620 were

01:02:14.700 supposed

01:02:14.820 to

01:02:14.940 get

01:02:15.060 a

01:02:15.200 food

01:02:15.480 drop

01:02:15.960 and

01:02:16.860 now

01:02:17.060 a

01:02:17.240 food

01:02:17.480 drop

01:02:17.780 that's

01:02:18.060 when

01:02:18.200 you

01:02:18.320 have

01:02:18.420 a

01:02:18.540 plane

01:02:18.800 that's

01:02:19.040 dropping

01:02:19.300 all

01:02:19.580 food

01:02:19.880 that's

01:02:20.200 simple

01:02:20.540 basically

01:02:21.020 says

01:02:21.480 is

01:02:21.760 what

01:02:21.900 it

01:02:22.040 says

01:02:22.360 onward

01:02:22.940 doing

01:02:23.180 his

01:02:23.340 thing

01:02:23.540 so

01:02:25.160 yeah

01:02:25.420 the

01:02:25.720 pilot

01:02:26.020 couldn't

01:02:26.300 get

01:02:26.440 down

01:02:26.660 low

01:02:26.880 he

01:02:27.060 had

01:02:27.200 to

01:02:27.300 drop

01:02:27.480 the

01:02:27.640 bag

01:02:27.900 from

01:02:28.120 twice

01:02:28.520 as

01:02:28.680 high

01:02:28.860 up

01:02:29.180 and

01:02:29.520 the

01:02:29.680 bag

01:02:29.920 hit

01:02:30.100 the

01:02:30.260 river

01:02:30.520 we

01:02:30.740 were

01:02:30.900 on

01:02:31.180 exploded

01:02:32.560 all

01:02:33.040 the

01:02:33.180 food

01:02:33.420 washed

01:02:33.740 down

01:02:33.940 the

01:02:34.100 river

01:02:34.320 so

01:02:34.780 we

01:02:35.160 had

01:02:35.340 another

01:02:35.580 week

01:02:35.820 and a

01:02:36.000 half

01:02:36.160 to go

01:02:37.060 dang

01:02:38.020 man

01:02:38.200 I'm

01:02:38.320 sorry

01:02:38.500 for

01:02:38.700 laughing

01:02:39.040 dude

01:02:39.300 but

01:02:39.440 sometimes

01:02:39.640 I

01:02:39.820 love

01:02:40.100 when 0.99

01:02:40.300 shit 0.99

01:02:40.460 like 0.99

01:02:40.620 that

01:02:49.580 right

01:02:49.740 in

01:02:49.860 the

01:02:49.980 leg

01:02:50.300 and

01:02:50.500 you

01:02:50.640 couldn't

01:02:50.900 hear

01:02:51.120 it

01:02:51.220 at

01:02:51.340 all

01:02:51.660 but

01:02:52.540 the

01:02:52.780 dude

01:02:52.960 was

01:02:53.140 in

01:02:53.260 so

01:02:53.540 much

01:02:53.800 pain

01:02:54.220 and

01:02:55.460 I

01:02:55.620 laughed

01:02:56.100 sometimes 1.00

01:02:56.700 shit 0.99

01:02:57.520 like 0.99

01:02:57.680 that

01:02:57.860 is

01:02:57.980 just

01:02:58.160 funny

01:02:58.380 but

01:02:58.520 watching

01:02:58.820 people

01:02:59.080 lose

01:02:59.300 a

01:02:59.420 week

01:02:59.620 and a

01:02:59.780 half

01:02:59.940 worth

01:03:00.160 of

01:03:00.320 food

01:03:00.720 into

01:03:01.280 a

01:03:01.520 river

01:03:01.860 yeah

01:03:03.080 that's

01:03:03.360 up

01:03:03.540 there

01:03:03.880 onward

01:03:04.700 and

01:03:05.840 we

01:03:06.280 had

01:03:06.480 to

01:03:06.600 just 1.00

01:03:06.900 kill 1.00

01:03:07.360 whatever 1.00

01:03:07.660 we

01:03:07.880 could

01:03:08.140 so

01:03:09.600 we 0.93

01:03:09.800 shot

01:03:10.040 a lot

01:03:10.280 of

01:03:10.400 grouse

01:03:10.800 we

01:03:11.920 were

01:03:12.020 making

01:03:12.280 our

01:03:12.440 way

01:03:12.600 down

01:03:12.780 the

01:03:12.940 river

01:03:13.200 everything

01:03:19.580 up

01:03:19.820 on

01:03:19.960 that

01:03:20.180 grouse

01:03:20.680 huh

01:03:21.000 what

01:03:22.220 you

01:03:22.360 know

01:03:22.680 in

01:03:22.920 that

01:03:23.140 grouse

01:03:23.820 onward

01:03:24.480 and

01:03:25.560 then

01:03:25.740 we

01:03:25.900 were

01:03:25.940 running

01:03:26.100 out

01:03:26.280 of

01:03:26.380 bullets

01:03:26.700 and

01:03:26.920 it

01:03:27.020 was

01:03:27.120 one

01:03:27.280 of

01:03:27.360 the

01:03:27.440 last

01:03:27.700 days

01:03:28.040 and

01:03:28.200 I

01:03:28.400 came

01:03:28.800 around

01:03:29.060 the

01:03:29.200 bend

01:03:29.460 and

01:03:29.840 saw

01:03:30.440 a

01:03:30.700 group

01:03:30.900 of

01:03:31.060 swans

01:03:31.540 trumpeter

01:03:33.040 swans

01:03:33.560 which

01:03:34.360 are

01:03:34.660 either

01:03:35.440 endangered

01:03:36.500 or

01:03:36.780 threatened

01:03:37.140 I

01:03:38.080 think

01:03:38.240 it

01:03:38.480 sounds

01:03:38.600 like

01:03:38.800 you

01:03:38.880 got

01:03:39.020 one

01:03:39.240 playing

01:03:39.520 the

01:03:39.720 cello

01:03:40.220 right

01:03:40.820 there

01:03:41.020 with

01:03:41.240 you

01:03:41.380 now

01:03:41.700 onward

01:03:43.220 so

01:03:44.520 I 0.97

01:03:45.020 shot 0.99

01:03:45.320 one 0.89

01:03:45.620 in

01:03:45.960 the

01:03:46.060 back

01:03:46.400 and

01:03:46.760 oh

01:03:47.440 you 0.85

01:03:47.580 shot

01:03:47.740 a

01:03:47.860 swan

01:03:48.160 in

01:03:48.280 the

01:03:48.440 back

01:03:48.880 how

01:03:49.820 many

01:03:49.960 years

01:03:50.080 of

01:03:50.200 bad

01:03:50.420 luck

01:03:50.600 is

01:03:50.760 that

01:03:51.140 more

01:03:51.640 the

01:03:52.740 rest

01:03:52.980 of

01:03:53.120 them

01:03:53.240 flew

01:03:53.460 off

01:03:53.860 and

01:03:54.400 that

01:03:55.000 was

01:03:55.160 the

01:03:55.280 last

01:03:55.500 bullet

01:03:55.840 our 0.92

01:03:56.540 shotgun

01:03:56.860 shell

01:03:57.100 we

01:03:57.220 had

01:03:57.420 so

01:03:57.720 I

01:03:58.080 ran

01:03:58.300 up

01:03:58.500 to

01:03:58.640 the

01:03:58.760 thing

01:03:59.020 I

01:04:00.140 was

01:04:00.280 alone

01:04:00.640 and

01:04:01.240 once

01:04:01.880 you

01:04:02.020 get

01:04:02.160 up

01:04:02.320 to

01:04:02.460 them

01:04:02.660 they're

01:04:03.240 a lot

01:04:03.620 bigger

01:04:03.860 than

01:04:04.040 you

01:04:04.140 really

01:04:04.360 expect

01:04:04.840 so

01:04:06.260 the

01:04:06.420 thing

01:04:06.620 started

01:04:06.920 hissing

01:04:07.300 at

01:04:07.420 me

01:04:07.580 and

01:04:07.800 beat

01:04:08.200 me

01:04:08.340 with

01:04:08.520 its

01:04:08.680 wings

01:04:08.960 and

01:04:09.160 I

01:04:09.300 grabbed

01:04:09.820 on

01:04:10.020 its

01:04:10.220 neck

01:04:10.440 thinking

01:04:10.680 I

01:04:10.880 could

01:04:11.000 just

01:04:11.220 choke 0.95

01:04:11.520 it

01:04:11.640 out

01:04:11.880 say

01:04:13.160 good

01:04:13.300 night

01:04:13.520 but

01:04:13.880 the

01:04:14.720 thing's

01:04:15.080 neck

01:04:15.260 is

01:04:15.420 like

01:04:15.580 a

01:04:15.720 vacuum

01:04:16.060 hose

01:04:16.340 it's

01:04:16.540 really

01:04:16.780 really

01:04:17.020 thick

01:04:17.380 and

01:04:17.620 it

01:04:17.920 was

01:04:18.060 really

01:04:18.300 beating

01:04:18.560 me

01:04:18.720 up

01:04:18.900 with

01:04:19.060 his

01:04:19.240 wings

01:04:19.540 so

01:04:21.080 I

01:04:21.660 just

01:04:21.840 oh my

01:04:22.380 god

01:04:22.740 man

01:04:23.100 I

01:04:23.260 can't

01:04:23.620 even

01:04:23.860 this

01:04:25.400 is

01:04:25.560 so

01:04:25.780 crazy

01:04:26.200 so 0.98

01:04:28.120 you

01:04:28.300 choking 0.54

01:04:28.620 a

01:04:28.780 swan

01:04:29.120 out

01:04:29.460 and

01:04:30.180 it's

01:04:31.140 beating

01:04:31.500 you 0.92

01:04:31.800 up

01:04:32.220 more

01:04:33.300 just

01:04:33.580 had

01:04:33.740 to

01:04:33.880 turn

01:04:34.080 its

01:04:34.240 head

01:04:34.360 around

01:04:38.680 good

01:04:38.960 even

01:04:39.420 pretty

01:04:39.920 tough

01:04:40.260 kind

01:04:40.560 of

01:04:40.640 muddy

01:04:40.860 taste

01:04:41.260 but

01:04:41.660 you ever

01:04:43.140 eat

01:04:43.300 any

01:04:43.460 wild

01:04:43.740 meat

01:04:44.060 any

01:04:45.500 road

01:04:45.780 meat

01:04:46.020 you

01:04:46.260 found

01:04:46.460 on

01:04:46.580 the

01:04:46.700 side

01:04:46.860 of

01:04:46.960 the

01:04:47.040 road

01:04:47.340 we

01:04:48.220 ate

01:04:48.380 part

01:04:48.560 of

01:04:48.660 an

01:04:48.780 anaconda

01:04:49.200 we

01:04:49.380 found

01:04:49.640 in

01:04:49.900 Argentina

01:04:50.680 that

01:04:51.380 was

01:04:51.520 still

01:04:51.720 moving

01:04:51.980 a little

01:04:52.260 bit

01:04:52.520 that

01:04:53.300 wasn't

01:04:53.520 that

01:04:53.660 good

01:04:53.820 either

01:04:54.040 but

01:04:54.500 anyway

01:04:56.120 liked

01:04:57.340 your

01:04:57.700 Keurig

01:04:58.300 coffee

01:04:58.740 rant

01:04:59.140 that is

01:04:59.720 some 1.00

01:04:59.900 bullshit 1.00

01:05:00.200 that's 1.00

01:05:00.680 basically

01:05:01.100 hot

01:05:01.500 bark

01:05:01.900 mulch 0.88

01:05:02.140 water

01:05:02.440 keep

01:05:03.960 it

01:05:04.060 up

01:05:04.160 the

01:05:04.240 good

01:05:04.380 work

01:05:04.580 buddy

01:05:04.840 bye

01:05:05.200 animal

01:05:06.680 man

01:05:07.080 thank

01:05:07.400 you

01:05:07.500 for

01:05:07.680 calling

01:05:08.000 in

01:05:08.400 he's

01:05:09.020 gonna

01:05:09.140 call

01:05:09.440 in

01:05:09.580 other

01:05:09.860 times

01:05:10.240 as

01:05:10.440 well

01:05:10.660 that's

01:05:10.940 a

01:05:11.080 real

01:05:11.360 story

01:05:11.760 from

01:05:11.980 animal

01:05:12.360 man

01:05:12.740 calling

01:05:13.380 out

01:05:13.560 of

01:05:13.620 that

01:05:13.780 Costa

01:05:14.160 Rica

01:05:14.700 and

01:05:15.640 be

01:05:16.020 well

01:05:16.300 down

01:05:16.560 there

01:05:16.720 man

01:05:16.900 I

01:05:17.020 know

01:05:17.160 you

01:05:17.280 down

01:05:17.480 there

01:05:17.620 checking

01:05:17.940 out

01:05:18.120 the

01:05:18.260 animals

01:05:18.760 and

01:05:19.280 making

01:05:19.520 sure

01:05:19.820 that

01:05:20.060 kingdom

01:05:20.400 animalia

01:05:21.140 is

01:05:21.340 running

01:05:21.640 100

01:05:22.280 you know

01:05:23.200 running

01:05:23.500 at

01:05:23.660 top

01:05:24.000 notch

01:05:24.540 you know

01:05:25.440 cause

01:05:25.600 sometimes

01:05:26.280 you know

01:05:27.260 mother

01:05:27.560 nature

01:05:28.060 needs

01:05:28.980 a little

01:05:29.320 bit

01:05:29.520 of a

01:05:29.900 needs

01:05:30.340 a little

01:05:30.660 helper

01:05:31.060 just

01:05:35.200 sometimes

01:05:36.220 mother

01:05:36.640 nature

01:05:36.980 needs

01:05:37.240 a

01:05:37.360 helper

01:05:37.660 to

01:05:38.460 go

01:05:38.660 out

01:05:38.880 there

01:05:39.080 and

01:05:39.280 touch

01:05:39.520 a

01:05:39.680 swan

01:05:40.160 or

01:05:40.380 you know

01:05:41.100 to 1.00

01:05:41.280 fucking 1.00

01:05:41.940 choke 1.00

01:05:42.320 a

01:05:42.480 duck

01:05:42.700 out

01:05:43.040 or

01:05:43.740 to

01:05:43.880 pet

01:05:44.100 a

01:05:44.280 deer

01:05:44.600 you know

01:05:45.660 or to

01:05:46.000 bottle

01:05:48.280 feed

01:05:48.660 a

01:05:49.480 porcupine 0.66

01:05:51.160 like you

01:05:51.620 see on

01:05:51.880 Facebook

01:05:52.280 sometimes

01:05:53.140 you know

01:05:54.180 or

01:05:54.500 sometimes

01:05:55.340 people

01:05:55.740 you know

01:05:56.180 mother

01:05:56.460 nature

01:05:56.760 needs

01:05:57.000 assistance

01:05:57.500 and it's

01:05:58.200 good to

01:05:58.480 see you

01:05:58.720 out

01:05:58.880 there

01:05:59.180 you know

01:06:00.660 doing

01:06:01.240 some

01:06:01.500 amazing

01:06:01.920 work

01:06:02.320 man

01:06:02.520 so

01:06:02.680 thank

01:06:02.980 you

01:06:03.100 for

01:06:03.240 that

01:06:03.520 dude 1.00

01:06:03.880 damn 1.00

01:06:04.520 you 1.00

01:06:05.000 fucking 1.00

01:06:05.220 swan 1.00

01:06:05.640 you 0.68

01:06:05.900 shot

01:06:06.360 a

01:06:06.500 swan

01:06:06.740 in

01:06:06.860 the

01:06:07.020 back

01:06:07.440 yo

01:06:07.820 that 1.00

01:06:08.840 shit 1.00

01:06:09.020 don't 1.00

01:06:09.260 end

01:06:09.480 well

01:06:09.840 and

01:06:10.420 I've

01:06:10.540 never

01:06:10.700 had

01:06:10.900 swan

01:06:11.280 meat

01:06:11.440 I've

01:06:11.580 had

01:06:11.680 some

01:06:11.860 dove

01:06:12.180 I've

01:06:12.500 had

01:06:12.600 a

01:06:12.740 little

01:06:12.880 bit

01:06:13.060 of

01:06:13.220 dove

01:06:13.700 a

01:06:14.220 couple

01:06:14.400 brothers

01:06:14.820 was

01:06:15.060 grilling

01:06:15.780 up

01:06:15.980 a

01:06:16.160 dove

01:06:16.440 one

01:06:16.720 time

01:06:17.100 and

01:06:18.300 that

01:06:18.480 was

01:06:18.660 out

01:06:18.920 there

01:06:19.160 outside

01:06:19.480 of

01:06:19.640 Natchez

01:06:20.100 Mississippi

01:06:20.540 and I

01:06:21.020 copped

01:06:21.620 a little

01:06:21.860 bit

01:06:21.980 of

01:06:22.140 food

01:06:22.780 with

01:06:22.980 them

01:06:23.120 I

01:06:23.260 denied

01:06:23.640 them

01:06:23.800 they

01:06:23.920 invited

01:06:24.220 me

01:06:24.340 a

01:06:24.480 couple

01:06:24.660 days

01:06:24.980 to

01:06:34.520 honestly

01:06:35.120 black

01:06:35.760 men 1.00

01:06:36.140 sorry

01:06:36.600 to

01:06:36.800 say

01:06:37.040 it

01:06:37.280 I

01:06:38.000 don't

01:06:38.100 want

01:06:38.200 to

01:06:38.280 scare

01:06:38.680 anybody

01:06:38.940 up

01:06:39.200 in

01:06:39.320 Oregon

01:06:39.640 but

01:06:40.780 these

01:06:40.980 were 0.63

01:06:41.160 black

01:06:41.560 guys 0.96

01:06:42.180 what

01:06:43.240 what

01:06:44.220 what

01:06:45.500 what

01:06:45.760 happened

01:06:46.320 I'm

01:06:48.160 sorry

01:06:48.460 man

01:06:48.880 because

01:06:49.500 I do

01:06:49.760 want

01:06:49.940 this

01:06:50.100 this

01:06:50.300 is

01:06:50.360 definitely

01:06:50.520 a

01:06:50.640 place

01:06:50.820 to

01:06:50.940 call

01:06:51.180 in

01:06:51.320 look

01:06:51.500 man

01:06:51.720 I

01:06:51.840 don't

01:06:51.920 know

01:06:52.000 what

01:06:52.100 the 1.00

01:06:52.180 fuck 1.00

01:06:52.320 I'm 1.00

01:06:52.420 talking

01:06:52.660 about

01:06:52.960 this

01:06:53.900 is

01:06:53.980 a

01:06:54.020 place

01:06:54.160 where

01:06:54.260 anybody

01:06:54.420 can

01:06:54.560 call

01:06:54.800 and

01:06:54.980 disagree

01:06:55.420 and

01:06:55.620 this

01:06:55.780 and

01:06:55.920 that

01:06:56.260 you

01:06:57.080 know

01:06:57.360 but

01:06:58.520 don't

01:06:58.740 tell

01:06:58.900 me

01:07:04.520 you

01:07:05.540 know

01:07:05.740 and

01:07:05.880 so

01:07:07.220 I'd love

01:07:07.800 to hear

01:07:07.980 if you

01:07:08.120 got

01:07:08.240 thoughts

01:07:08.500 on that

01:07:08.780 you

01:07:08.920 guys

01:07:09.100 let

01:07:09.240 me

01:07:09.340 know

01:07:09.460 on

01:07:09.600 that

01:07:09.800 too

01:07:10.080 am

01:07:10.340 I

01:07:10.460 being 0.99

01:07:10.620 ridiculous 0.99

01:07:11.120 am 0.99

01:07:11.320 I

01:07:11.440 generalizing

01:07:11.920 maybe

01:07:12.100 I

01:07:12.240 am

01:07:12.360 generalizing

01:07:12.980 maybe

01:07:13.640 I

01:07:13.780 live

01:07:13.940 in

01:07:14.020 a

01:07:14.140 time

01:07:14.360 that

01:07:14.480 doesn't

01:07:14.660 even

01:07:14.820 exist

01:07:15.220 anymore

01:07:15.580 in

01:07:15.700 my

01:07:15.820 brain

01:07:16.220 where

01:07:16.880 a

01:07:17.000 man

01:07:17.120 can

01:07:17.300 say

01:07:17.540 something

01:07:17.980 without

01:07:18.780 thinking

01:07:19.160 like

01:07:19.380 everything

01:07:19.660 he

01:07:19.880 says

01:07:20.120 is

01:07:20.300 wrong

01:07:20.680 we're

01:07:21.580 taking

01:07:21.740 one

01:07:21.960 last

01:07:22.240 call

01:07:22.480 here

01:07:22.620 we're

01:07:22.720 going

01:07:22.800 to

01:07:22.860 stick

01:07:23.020 on

01:07:23.140 this

01:07:23.280 animal

01:07:23.600 topic

01:07:23.960 we've

01:07:24.200 had

01:07:24.300 a

01:07:24.400 good

01:07:24.620 it's

01:07:25.420 been

01:07:25.520 a

01:07:25.640 fun

01:07:25.780 episode

01:07:26.140 man

01:07:26.360 it's

01:07:26.480 been

01:07:26.620 cruising

01:07:27.060 985-664-9503

01:07:30.280 is the

01:07:31.580 hotline

01:07:32.780 you can

01:07:33.060 hit it

01:07:33.460 and I

01:07:34.520 want you

01:07:34.780 guys to

01:07:35.180 hit it

01:07:35.640 by

01:07:36.160 Wednesday

01:07:36.620 we'll

01:07:37.820 be putting

01:07:38.120 together

01:07:38.380 the episode

01:07:39.000 Wednesday

01:07:39.380 evening

01:07:39.820 for

01:07:40.840 is 0.83

01:07:42.980 porn

01:07:43.380 cheating 0.88

01:07:43.840 and

01:07:45.380 would

01:07:46.580 you

01:07:46.700 invite

01:07:46.940 another

01:07:47.200 man

01:07:47.480 to

01:07:47.600 be

01:07:47.680 in

01:07:47.780 the

01:07:47.880 bedroom

01:07:48.360 to

01:07:48.660 see

01:07:48.860 your

01:07:49.020 wife

01:07:49.420 and

01:07:50.720 look

01:07:51.620 sometimes

01:07:53.120 your

01:07:53.300 first

01:07:53.500 thought

01:07:53.680 might

01:07:53.840 be

01:07:53.960 no

01:07:54.140 I

01:07:54.300 wouldn't

01:07:54.660 or

01:07:54.820 that's

01:07:55.120 the

01:07:55.240 thought

01:07:55.440 I'm

01:07:55.560 going

01:07:55.620 to

01:07:55.680 put

01:07:55.820 on

01:07:55.940 the

01:07:56.040 call

01:07:56.380 but

01:07:57.200 I

01:07:57.280 want

01:07:57.440 you

01:07:57.520 to

01:07:57.620 be

01:07:57.740 real

01:07:58.240 you

01:07:59.500 know

01:07:59.620 I

01:07:59.720 mean

01:07:59.820 I

01:07:59.960 admitted

01:08:00.240 to

01:08:00.400 you

01:08:00.480 I've

01:08:00.660 thought

01:08:00.840 if

01:08:01.060 I

01:08:01.180 get

01:08:01.360 married

01:08:01.720 and

01:08:01.920 if

01:08:02.240 I

01:08:02.380 have

01:08:02.540 to

01:08:02.680 get

01:08:02.840 out

01:08:03.000 you

01:08:03.140 know

01:08:03.240 I

01:08:03.340 want

01:08:03.520 to

01:08:03.720 circumvent

01:08:05.380 the

01:08:05.560 rules

01:08:05.880 of

01:08:06.000 my

01:08:06.160 marriage

01:08:06.420 how

01:08:06.640 would

01:08:06.840 I

01:08:06.960 do

01:08:07.220 it

01:08:07.460 or

01:08:08.620 I

01:08:08.960 would

01:08:09.120 have

01:08:09.340 to

01:08:09.480 be

01:08:09.680 part

01:08:10.020 of

01:08:10.160 allow

01:08:12.480 my

01:08:12.760 wife

01:08:13.060 the

01:08:13.280 same

01:08:13.680 or

01:08:14.000 discuss

01:08:14.520 it

01:08:14.680 with

01:08:14.860 her

01:08:14.980 first

01:08:15.360 obviously

01:08:15.900 but

01:08:17.360 then

01:08:17.600 what

01:08:17.960 you

01:08:19.300 know

01:08:19.600 and

01:08:20.380 then

01:08:20.520 am

01:08:20.620 I

01:08:20.700 really

01:08:21.040 going

01:08:21.200 to

01:08:21.220 be

01:08:21.340 okay

01:08:21.580 with

01:08:21.780 that

01:08:22.100 when

01:08:23.160 some

01:08:23.420 man

01:08:23.740 coming

01:08:24.040 jousting

01:08:24.760 you

01:08:25.340 know

01:08:25.620 some

01:08:26.660 man

01:08:26.920 trolling

01:08:27.300 wiener

01:08:27.660 and

01:08:27.800 my

01:08:27.940 wife

01:08:28.360 makes

01:08:29.900 you

01:08:30.060 wonder

01:08:30.420 we're

01:08:31.180 going

01:08:31.260 to

01:08:31.360 stick

01:08:31.540 with

01:08:31.700 this

01:08:31.860 animal

01:08:32.200 thing

01:08:35.140 right

01:08:35.520 here

01:08:35.780 man

01:08:36.060 I

01:08:36.200 think

01:08:36.540 actually

01:08:37.140 I'm

01:08:37.340 going

01:08:37.400 to

01:08:37.520 all right

01:08:38.480 here

01:08:38.600 we

01:08:38.740 go

01:08:39.020 this

01:08:39.320 is

01:08:39.680 hey

01:08:41.000 my

01:08:42.160 name

01:08:42.380 is

01:08:42.540 John

01:08:42.980 I'm

01:08:44.000 from

01:08:44.360 northern

01:08:45.040 california

01:08:45.760 but

01:08:45.940 I

01:08:46.040 just

01:08:46.220 moved

01:08:46.480 up

01:08:46.700 here

01:08:46.880 to

01:08:47.340 washington

01:08:48.680 oh

01:08:49.820 john

01:08:50.120 from

01:08:50.280 northern

01:08:50.500 california

01:08:51.000 to

01:08:51.200 washington

01:08:51.800 in

01:08:52.860 the middle

01:08:53.040 of nowhere

01:08:53.480 and

01:08:55.840 I

01:08:56.160 just

01:08:56.380 moved

01:08:56.660 over

01:08:56.900 into

01:08:57.120 this

01:08:57.360 house

01:08:57.780 and

01:08:58.260 there

01:08:58.480 was

01:08:58.600 this

01:08:58.740 dog

01:08:59.220 here

01:08:59.620 and

01:09:00.520 we

01:09:02.360 became

01:09:03.080 quick

01:09:03.680 friends

01:09:04.240 and

01:09:04.880 my

01:09:05.480 friend

01:09:05.980 whose

01:09:06.440 house

01:09:06.680 I

01:09:06.820 moved

01:09:07.020 into

01:09:07.320 said

01:09:07.720 that

01:09:08.060 you

01:09:08.580 know

01:09:08.740 the

01:09:08.860 dog

01:09:09.120 really

01:09:09.380 doesn't

01:09:09.660 usually

01:09:09.940 like

01:09:10.280 people

01:09:10.640 but

01:09:10.920 okay

01:09:11.480 so

01:09:11.680 you

01:09:11.800 got a

01:09:12.320 new

01:09:12.480 dog

01:09:12.780 friend

01:09:13.020 a

01:09:13.160 new

01:09:13.300 friend

01:09:13.540 that's

01:09:13.760 a

01:09:13.900 dog

01:09:14.340 okay

01:09:14.940 this

01:09:15.540 sound

01:09:15.740 like

01:09:15.860 life's

01:09:16.160 going

01:09:16.300 well

01:09:16.540 for

01:09:16.740 you

01:09:17.120 and

01:09:17.720 you

01:09:17.820 got

01:09:17.960 a

01:09:18.100 new

01:09:18.240 friend

01:09:18.520 that's

01:09:18.740 an

01:09:18.860 animal

01:09:19.200 and

01:09:19.720 that's

01:09:19.960 better

01:09:20.180 than

01:09:20.340 people

01:09:20.600 these

01:09:20.860 days

01:09:21.160 sometimes

01:09:21.700 onward

01:09:22.140 me

01:09:22.700 me

01:09:22.780 me

01:09:22.880 me

01:09:22.980 me

01:09:23.020 and

01:09:23.080 me

01:09:23.140 and

01:09:23.160 hit

01:09:23.520 it

01:09:23.660 off

01:09:24.000 pretty

01:09:26.120 quickly

01:09:26.600 you

01:09:26.860 know

01:09:27.080 and

01:09:27.600 we've

01:09:27.840 been

01:09:27.940 hanging

01:09:28.160 out

01:09:28.480 we've

01:09:28.760 been

01:09:28.900 best

01:09:29.140 buddies

01:09:29.520 we've been

01:09:29.780 doing walks

01:09:30.360 together

01:09:30.840 I don't know if that means best buddies

01:09:33.740 you know

01:09:36.120 I mean I appreciate what you're saying but I don't know if that's best buddies necessarily

01:09:39.240 but let's hear more

01:09:40.060 but today

01:09:40.940 I

01:09:42.400 I was 0.98

01:09:43.240 jerking it 0.74

01:09:44.080 and the dog was in the room

01:09:45.820 and I kind of wasn't really

01:09:47.500 thinking anything of it

01:09:49.280 but

01:09:50.360 um

01:09:51.500 after I jerked it

01:09:53.020 like the dog was just

01:09:54.920 just

01:09:55.740 growling at me

01:09:56.800 and it's still growing at me

01:09:58.200 every time I try to go and like give him

01:10:00.060 give him some scratches

01:10:01.420 give him some love

01:10:02.400 like I do 1.00

01:10:03.120 he fucking growls at me 0.99

01:10:04.680 like he doesn't want anything to do with me 1.00

01:10:06.460 and

01:10:07.060 well yeah buddy

01:10:08.160 I'm gonna stop you there John

01:10:09.320 I appreciate the call

01:10:10.240 you know

01:10:10.960 of course the dog don't want to spend time with you 0.99

01:10:14.200 if you've been masturbating by it 0.99

01:10:16.100 and I don't blame it 0.99

01:10:17.660 you know

01:10:19.020 it probably looked at

01:10:19.900 what happened when you were touching yourself

01:10:21.420 and your body's

01:10:22.140 spraying out

01:10:23.140 you know

01:10:24.140 like that boy

01:10:24.800 CJ Will Carum

01:10:25.740 in that spa

01:10:27.320 in that whirlpool

01:10:29.260 and it's probably thinking

01:10:31.460 well if he touches me

01:10:32.260 it's the same thing gonna happen to me

01:10:33.580 you know

01:10:34.480 am I just gonna start spitting up in the yard

01:10:36.120 so that's probably some of what's going on brother

01:10:38.560 so I wouldn't

01:10:39.300 you know

01:10:39.800 I think you need to

01:10:41.960 just relax a little bit

01:10:43.860 you know maybe steer clear of the animal

01:10:45.500 give him a little bit of space 0.99

01:10:46.640 you just jerked off next to him 0.98

01:10:48.340 so I want you to give him a little bit of room in his life man 0.99

01:10:50.980 but thank you guys for being with me this week man

01:10:53.500 thank you guys for being all

01:10:54.520 all with me

01:10:55.360 we've been growing man

01:10:56.860 things are going good

01:10:57.780 I want to thank Sherb for the editing

01:11:00.100 Chris

01:11:01.680 we got a producer stopped in today

01:11:04.200 and we got

01:11:06.560 and we got our

01:11:07.960 our

01:11:08.480 our Patreoners

01:11:09.980 and

01:11:11.220 and thank you guys so much everybody

01:11:13.500 happy belated Thanksgiving

01:11:14.600 we're moving into Christmas

01:11:15.680 we're still getting some things out of our system

01:11:17.300 it's the end of the year

01:11:18.240 hit the hotline

01:11:19.280 985-664-9503

01:11:21.940 bless everybody that's getting into recovery

01:11:24.320 or going through those things

01:11:25.380 or making any effort

01:11:26.780 to make their life different or better

01:11:28.900 or to try something new

01:11:30.260 and

01:11:32.980 and bless us all

01:11:34.140 figure it all out

01:11:34.940 as we continue to learn

01:11:35.940 you know

01:11:37.220 I mean I'm just trying to not kill myself or others

01:11:40.160 while I continue to learn

01:11:41.860 that's going to be my goal for this week

01:11:43.800 so keep your head up

01:11:45.340 be good to yourselves

01:11:46.820 because you probably deserve it

01:11:48.040 and I'll see you guys

01:11:49.540 I'll see you guys

01:11:51.020 I think on Thursday

01:11:52.300 we'll get this Thursday episode up

01:11:53.820 and shout out to Gray Block Pizza always

01:11:56.160 you know

01:11:57.080 go to Gray Block

01:11:58.420 that's on Pico Boulevard Los Angeles

01:12:00.180 get that hitter 0.88

01:12:01.040 y'all be good

01:12:13.800 ladies and gentlemen

01:12:36.960 I'm Jonathan Kite

01:12:38.140 and welcome to Kite Club

01:12:39.460 a podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts

01:12:41.700 on things like current events

01:12:43.120 stand-up stories

01:12:44.340 and seven ways to pleasure your partner

01:12:46.660 the answer may shock you

01:12:48.560 sometimes I'll interview my friends

01:12:50.580 sometimes I won't

01:12:51.900 and as always

01:12:53.420 I'll be joined by the voices in my head

01:12:55.400 you have three new voice messages

01:12:58.260 a lot of people are talking about Kite Club

01:13:01.280 I've been talking about Kite Club for so long

01:13:04.080 longer than anybody else

01:13:05.720 so great

01:13:06.520 hi

01:13:07.520 swia

01:13:08.280 easy deal

01:13:09.560 anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club 1.00

01:13:12.000 is a dodgy bloody wanker 1.00

01:13:13.820 Charmaine 1.00

01:13:14.760 hi

01:13:15.540 I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese

01:13:18.060 and a McFlurry

01:13:19.080 sorry sir but our ice cream machine is broken

01:13:20.920 oh

01:13:21.560 no

01:13:22.800 I think Tom Hanks just butt dialed me

01:13:25.880 anyway

01:13:26.340 first rule of Kite Club is

01:13:28.300 tell everyone about Kite Club

01:13:30.000 second rule of Kite Club is

01:13:31.940 tell everyone about Kite Club

01:13:34.180 third rule

01:13:34.960 like and subscribe

01:13:36.040 wherever you listen to podcasts

01:13:37.580 or watch us on YouTube

01:13:39.320 yeah

01:13:39.780 and yes don't worry

01:13:41.260 my Brad Pitt impression will get better

01:13:43.300 thank you I'll be right on the other aisle

01:13:49.640 aye

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 27, 2017

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