This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #586 - Nigel Ng (Uncle Roger)

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00:00:22.880 Today's guest is a content creator, a restaurateur, and a comedian. He is from Malaysia, and he found his way to the UK and America by doing comedy.

00:00:35.680 He's known for his character Uncle Raja, Uncle Raja, a grumpy food critic who roasts celebrity chefs, and with that, he's gained more than 30 million followers.

00:00:46.660 Quite the ride with today's guest. I couldn't be more geeked to get to hang out with Nigel Ung.

00:00:55.160 What's the most vain Asians you think? Because Asians you don't think of, because people think about Asians a lot, right? 0.99

00:01:22.700 Do they? Do they think about Asians a lot?

00:01:25.280 Oh, yeah.

00:01:26.140 Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, why? Why would you think about this a lot?

00:01:29.880 Because I think it's fascinating.

00:01:31.560 Okay, right.

00:01:33.480 Because people can't, some people can't believe it. They see it, they, you show somebody, like you show a baby an Asian or whatever, I think they'd be surprised, kind of.

00:01:41.760 No, they look the same. Smaller eyes, squintier eyes, that's it, you know?

00:01:46.280 Oh, that's a good point. Some of them are, I guess if you have a tall baby, yeah.

00:01:49.100 Yeah. Yeah, we have a little squintier, a little flatter nose. That's it, really. You're all the same, man.

00:01:56.460 Yeah, some of us can look whiter than you. Some of us can be fairer than white people. 0.63

00:02:00.640 Oh, yeah, that's a good point, huh?

00:02:02.120 Yeah, I think we should have some white privilege.

00:02:05.440 I know, right?

00:02:06.500 Yeah.

00:02:07.460 Yeah, that sounds fair.

00:02:08.500 I'm whiter than you.

00:02:09.540 That's a good point.

00:02:10.360 Look at this. Look at this shit, yeah. 1.00

00:02:11.380 Look at this honky. 1.00

00:02:13.420 Look at this freaking sesame cracker. 0.98

00:02:16.040 Oh, thank you. 0.99

00:02:16.840 That was ridiculous.

00:02:17.340 Thanks for inviting me on here, Theo.

00:02:19.220 Dude, it's a pleasure, man. Thank you so much. But no, what a... Nigel.

00:02:25.240 Nigel.

00:02:25.720 Nigel.

00:02:26.220 Nigel.

00:02:26.760 Yes.

00:02:27.400 And how do you say the last name?

00:02:28.480 Ng.

00:02:28.940 Ng.

00:02:29.860 It's Southeast Asian, Malaysian last name. That's where I'm from originally.

00:02:33.980 Yeah, that's a living... You're the damn living N-word right there. I can't even... 1.00

00:02:37.780 I know. It's dangerous, isn't it?

00:02:39.660 Ooh.

00:02:40.180 It's dangerous.

00:02:41.160 Yeah.

00:02:41.500 Yeah.

00:02:42.400 It is.

00:02:43.260 Yeah.

00:02:44.180 Just a few letters away.

00:02:45.540 It's risky, brother.

00:02:46.460 That's an N-I-G. There's no A in there, thankfully. 1.00

00:02:49.460 Yeah, but there's enough there. I think we're... Like, people would be like, what's going on here?

00:02:55.200 Yeah, there's that Vietnamese... That's a meme of the Vietnamese restaurant. The name of the restaurant is B-I-C-H-N-G-A.

00:03:03.000 Oh, oh. B-I-C-H-N-G-A. Just pronouncing, just ordering food, huh?

00:03:09.020 Yeah, just call it the Vietnamese. Yeah, there's one where there's a black guy narrating over it and saying, you can't tell me this is not bitch. 1.00

00:03:18.440 B-I-C-H-N-G-A. B-I-C-H-N-G-A. Wow, brother. That's what I'm saying, man. 1.00

00:03:24.220 We try, man. We try.

00:03:25.340 But I also like it's cafe. B-I-C-H-N-G-A. All of the ribs.

00:03:28.540 So this is a popular sound in... And you said you're from Malaysia?

00:03:34.520 Yeah, yeah. That's not... In Vietnam, it would be N-G-something. 0.98

00:03:38.460 Okay.

00:03:38.800 N-G-A, N-G-U, Y-E-N, Nguyen, right?

00:03:42.960 But in Malaysia, Singapore, and Hong Kong, you will see N-G. 1.00

00:03:46.080 N-G. 1.00

00:03:46.620 Yeah, yeah. It's confusing.

00:03:49.380 No.

00:03:50.120 N-G, N-G, N-G, N-G. 0.85

00:03:51.720 Yeah, I went to Malaysia one time when I was a student. 1.00

00:03:54.360 Oh, shit, really? 0.96

00:03:55.160 Yeah, we went to... What's the capital? 1.00

00:03:57.080 Kuala Lumpur.

00:03:57.700 Kuala Lumpur, yeah.

00:03:58.980 For what?

00:03:59.640 I just was a student on this thing called Semester at Sea. It's like a floating school.

00:04:03.520 Uh-huh.

00:04:04.000 And one of the stops was over there in Malaysia.

00:04:06.540 So you took a boat, like a boat over there.

00:04:08.720 Like a cruise ship. It's like a... Pull it up.

00:04:12.100 That's a long trip, man.

00:04:13.560 Oh, it's a long trip. We left out of Vancouver, Canada.

00:04:17.840 That's how I got here. From the same boat, I think.

00:04:20.960 Oh, really?

00:04:21.440 Yeah, I just crawled on to your boat without a visa.

00:04:24.920 Oh, yeah. Welcome.

00:04:26.580 That's how most people are getting in, dude.

00:04:28.220 Semester at Sea.

00:04:29.380 We are not the best tourist destination, though, Malaysia. 1.00

00:04:33.140 You know, we're like a little, tiny little country.

00:04:36.060 We live well there.

00:04:37.260 The quality of life is pretty good.

00:04:38.940 But we're not like a big tourist place.

00:04:41.160 Yeah, I think it felt like that.

00:04:42.660 I think it felt like the beaches and then kind of what do we do here a little bit.

00:04:46.160 There's nothing to do there.

00:04:47.220 You just eat and live, live your life.

00:04:49.680 But are, so don't forget this, are Malaysians the most vain? 1.00

00:04:54.840 Who's the most vain? 0.97

00:04:56.480 Koreans, man. 1.00

00:04:57.380 Is it?

00:04:57.840 Yeah, like Korean Koreans. 1.00

00:04:59.480 Not Bobby Lee Korean. 1.00

00:05:01.160 You know, Bobby Lee's...

00:05:02.300 I think he was born here, right?

00:05:03.520 Bobby Lee?

00:05:04.160 Yeah.

00:05:04.600 There's undeniable that God does not have a birth certificate that's legitimate.

00:05:09.120 You know what I'm saying?

00:05:09.820 Yeah.

00:05:10.060 He probably...

00:05:10.820 He's obviously a POW, you know?

00:05:12.800 Yeah.

00:05:13.320 He has very POW energy.

00:05:15.120 That's true.

00:05:15.780 And he has a lot of trauma, I think.

00:05:17.300 Yeah, he has a lot of burn marks on his back, too.

00:05:19.740 Oh, really?

00:05:20.280 Yeah, from cigarettes, I think, from gambling issues.

00:05:22.500 But people say different things, you know? 0.89

00:05:24.480 Yeah, but I think Koreans are the vainest Asians, man. 1.00

00:05:27.420 They have a whole skincare.

00:05:28.260 They're known for skincare. 0.94

00:05:29.540 The whole country is known for skincare and plastic surgery.

00:05:32.080 Oh, really?

00:05:32.860 Yeah.

00:05:33.560 Bring up some of that Asian skincare.

00:05:36.760 There's lots of stuff, man.

00:05:37.980 They put snail, that snail juice, you know, and a snail crawls.

00:05:41.880 It leaves behind like a trail of goo.

00:05:44.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:44.760 They put that shit on their skin. 1.00

00:05:45.980 No way. 1.00

00:05:46.600 Look at that woman. 1.00

00:05:47.860 She's, like, glowing.

00:05:49.720 Look at that. 0.90

00:05:50.440 Oh, they got some poor lamb Asians over there. 1.00

00:05:52.860 You know what I'm saying? 0.86

00:05:53.920 Yeah.

00:05:55.140 Yeah, that's why I think they already...

00:05:56.980 Some people look dead already because they just are preserved.

00:06:00.580 Yeah.

00:06:01.300 Preserved well.

00:06:02.140 Bring up that snail juice thing.

00:06:03.580 I want to see that.

00:06:04.200 Can we get something about that?

00:06:05.160 You have to Google snail mucin.

00:06:07.080 M-U-C-I-N. 1.00

00:06:09.220 Yeah. 0.98

00:06:09.460 That's why I have a joke about this that I do in my act that it's hard to find Asian pedophiles 1.00

00:06:15.120 because, you know, they all look like they're 12, but they're actually 35, you know? 0.75

00:06:19.780 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:19.900 Why would you take the risk on an illegal one, you know?

00:06:22.640 Oh, yeah.

00:06:23.300 You'll find you just molesting yourself. 0.99

00:06:25.240 Yeah, just molesting your people. 0.99

00:06:26.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:26.920 And then you're like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:06:28.420 They look 16. 1.00

00:06:30.020 Advanced...

00:06:30.420 Yeah, that kind of thing.

00:06:32.100 Advanced Snail 96 Mucin Power Essence.

00:06:35.360 Lightweight essence which absorbs into the skin fast to give skin a natural glow from the inside.

00:06:40.640 This essence is created from nutritious, low-stimulation, filtered snail mucin to keep your skin moisturized

00:06:47.480 and illuminated all day.

00:06:49.720 Wow.

00:06:50.160 Yeah, it's good marketing writing, right?

00:06:52.980 Yeah.

00:06:53.320 I don't know how real it is.

00:06:55.120 How do you know it's actually snail mucin?

00:06:57.760 You know?

00:06:58.020 It could just be water and sugar and cornstarch.

00:07:01.880 Oh, yeah.

00:07:02.340 They could have anything in there.

00:07:03.680 They could have... 1.00

00:07:03.820 Yeah, they don't do that kind of shit. 1.00

00:07:06.100 I think that's... 1.00

00:07:06.900 Yeah.

00:07:08.260 That's very Asian right there. 0.97

00:07:10.720 No, it's a white woman doing it. 1.00

00:07:12.760 Yeah, but we learned it from you guys.

00:07:14.980 I mean, that is cheekbone sashimi.

00:07:16.560 That's true.

00:07:17.300 That's true.

00:07:18.060 We bring a lot to the world.

00:07:19.360 Oh, that's so wild.

00:07:20.660 So, that's a real thing that people are buying this.

00:07:23.840 And how much does it go for?

00:07:25.120 Give me how much for a quart of it.

00:07:27.500 Oh, CVS has it.

00:07:29.100 Nuh-uh.

00:07:29.480 Go get some later.

00:07:30.880 Really?

00:07:33.140 $24.99.

00:07:34.640 $24.99 for over seven and a half ounces, huh?

00:07:37.080 Yeah.

00:07:37.380 You don't need it.

00:07:37.920 You have good skin, man.

00:07:38.780 I'm okay, but, you know, everybody wants to do a little bit more.

00:07:42.500 But how do you even farm it out of them?

00:07:44.140 Do you follow right behind them with a little scooper?

00:07:46.600 I don't know, man.

00:07:47.720 Maybe they just have a whole cage full of snails and...

00:07:50.200 Oh, and maybe it's like the floor has a...

00:07:51.840 And then it just drips down into a bucket or something.

00:07:54.100 That's correct.

00:07:56.360 I haven't thought of...

00:07:57.320 I haven't thought of this.

00:07:59.180 Forcing snail to release mucin through harsh treatment like dunking them in salt water.

00:08:03.660 No way.

00:08:04.380 That's very mean.

00:08:05.760 This was probably taught by a lot of the forces in Vietnam.

00:08:11.020 Some of this is illegal.

00:08:12.280 Some of the...

00:08:12.880 Go back to it.

00:08:14.080 Some of the...

00:08:14.600 This is considered waterboarding.

00:08:16.100 I think snail mucin, a popular skincare ingredient, is collected from live snails through various

00:08:21.180 methods, some more humane than others.

00:08:24.100 Traditional methods involve forcing snails to release mucin through harsh treatment like

00:08:29.220 dunking them in salt water or chemicals.

00:08:31.600 It's like killing a whole family just so someone can have like smoother skin. 0.98

00:08:34.900 Oh.

00:08:36.120 Many companies now use methods like gentle stimulation or allowing snails to naturally excrete mucin

00:08:41.500 on mesh nets, ensuring their well-being.

00:08:44.320 Wow.

00:08:44.880 What's gentle stimulation for a snail, you know?

00:08:47.300 I think just a little...

00:08:48.560 A little fingering action on...

00:08:51.200 Just petting?

00:08:52.080 Petting.

00:08:52.820 Heavy petting.

00:08:53.560 Maybe listening to some...

00:08:55.180 What's a popular Malaysian love musician?

00:08:58.900 We don't really have...

00:08:59.900 We don't really have that.

00:09:02.880 You can use an American musician.

00:09:04.820 I'll probably...

00:09:05.380 Marvin Gaye, I guess.

00:09:07.040 Okay, yes.

00:09:07.180 You can play some Marvin Gaye.

00:09:08.500 Some Malarvin Gaye.

00:09:10.740 Is that fair?

00:09:11.960 Yeah.

00:09:12.400 Yeah.

00:09:12.740 Yeah.

00:09:12.920 Yeah.

00:09:13.180 If we had some Malarvin Gaye.

00:09:16.300 Yeah.

00:09:16.980 And we played that, that would be beautiful.

00:09:18.760 Let's get it on.

00:09:20.060 Yeah.

00:09:20.400 And you're just touching that snail's back.

00:09:22.380 Yeah.

00:09:22.980 Yeah.

00:09:23.460 A few snails.

00:09:24.160 It's not just one.

00:09:24.840 Yeah, it's true.

00:09:25.500 You can't just four play with one snail.

00:09:27.920 Yeah.

00:09:28.180 That's weird.

00:09:29.000 They move too slow.

00:09:30.980 Yeah.

00:09:31.340 Yeah.

00:09:31.580 You got to get a little batch.

00:09:33.000 It's like, you know how that chess movie where the one person is playing against 10 chess

00:09:37.280 masters, whereas you against 10 snails just...

00:09:39.660 Oh, yeah.

00:09:40.900 You just play...

00:09:41.340 It's almost like one of those...

00:09:42.720 It's like that thing where those things are dropping and you're catching them, you know?

00:09:45.860 Yeah.

00:09:46.160 Yeah.

00:09:46.980 I like it.

00:09:47.940 Nigel, good to see you, man.

00:09:49.160 Good to see you too, man.

00:09:50.060 Thank you for all of the entertainment, man.

00:09:51.800 You definitely...

00:09:52.540 I make too many videos, man.

00:09:54.740 That's the life of a YouTube person, you know?

00:09:57.220 It is, huh?

00:09:58.060 Yeah.

00:09:58.700 I got my start.

00:09:59.380 I started doing stand-up 2010, 2011.

00:10:02.980 You had a special that came out a few years ago, right?

00:10:05.180 Yeah.

00:10:05.400 Yeah.

00:10:05.760 Yeah.

00:10:06.040 I did release it on Moment House.

00:10:08.300 Yeah.

00:10:08.680 Have you used that platform before?

00:10:09.820 You just sell tickets, people buy it, and they watch it.

00:10:11.940 Uh-oh.

00:10:12.300 Yeah.

00:10:12.600 But I'm going to whack it on my YouTube eventually.

00:10:14.620 Moment House?

00:10:15.340 Yeah.

00:10:15.680 Yeah.

00:10:15.880 Is it live performance on Moment House or is it you just tape it, put it up,

00:10:19.920 and then there's a premiere?

00:10:20.980 Yeah.

00:10:21.520 Yeah.

00:10:21.760 Something like that.

00:10:22.480 I think Andrew Schultz did it here.

00:10:24.240 Oh, that's right.

00:10:25.140 Yeah.

00:10:25.160 That kind of thing.

00:10:26.100 And you started...

00:10:26.920 So were you born in Malaysia?

00:10:28.880 Yeah.

00:10:29.200 Yeah.

00:10:29.380 I was born in Malaysia, and then I went to live there for 20 years of my life.

00:10:33.380 Then I went to university.

00:10:34.440 I went to Northwestern in Illinois near Chicago.

00:10:36.880 Oh, yeah.

00:10:37.500 Yeah.

00:10:37.860 And then I moved to the UK for a few years, for eight years, and I'm back here in LA.

00:10:42.880 What are Malaysian...

00:10:44.160 Because I don't know a ton about the Malay, right?

00:10:46.260 Yeah.

00:10:46.660 Yeah.

00:10:46.940 Me neither, really.

00:10:48.100 You don't?

00:10:48.980 You know, you have so many different races there, you know?

00:10:52.380 In Malaysia?

00:10:53.100 Yeah.

00:10:53.320 There's Chinese Malaysian, which I'm that, Malay Malaysians, and Indian Malaysians.

00:10:58.840 And we don't really mix.

00:10:59.640 We're pretty segregated, you know?

00:11:00.820 Really?

00:11:01.380 Yeah.

00:11:01.960 So there's beef between what type of Malaysian you are?

00:11:04.680 There's no beef.

00:11:05.660 We just don't really care as much if you're not part of the group.

00:11:09.180 Oh, I see.

00:11:09.700 But it's very peaceful.

00:11:11.100 It's very peaceful.

00:11:11.820 Yeah.

00:11:12.580 Yeah.

00:11:12.780 So it's not violent, but it's still like...

00:11:14.760 You just kind of stick with your tribe.

00:11:16.060 Yeah.

00:11:16.540 Yeah.

00:11:16.820 We try to venture out, but, you know, sometimes it's hard to eat different things,

00:11:21.280 and there are limitations to what Malaysians can eat, you know?

00:11:24.040 Oh, Malaysians can't eat everything? 1.00

00:11:25.640 Yeah.

00:11:25.920 Well, Malay Malaysians are Muslim.

00:11:28.780 They're Muslim? 0.99

00:11:29.320 Yeah.

00:11:29.700 Oh, wow.

00:11:30.200 So they can't eat pork, right?

00:11:31.680 And also in Malaysia, certain restaurants need to be halal certified for Malay people

00:11:37.700 to eat in.

00:11:38.420 If a Malay person is caught eating at a non-halal restaurant, depending on where you are,

00:11:43.580 it could be, you know, you could get into trouble, basically.

00:11:47.420 Yeah.

00:11:47.920 So there's those little things.

00:11:49.760 But we, overall, we're pretty peaceful, and we like each other.

00:11:52.920 You like each other, but every now and then there's a little bit of Mongolian beef with

00:11:56.160 each other.

00:11:56.540 Yeah.

00:11:57.400 Yeah, I feel that.

00:11:58.560 I've had that.

00:11:59.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:59.960 It's okay.

00:12:00.740 It's okay.

00:12:01.200 It's bad. 1.00

00:12:01.680 American Chinese shit. 1.00

00:12:03.140 It's travesty. 1.00

00:12:03.940 It's something you just, it's something you fill your jaw with while you look at through

00:12:07.140 Target, you know?

00:12:07.840 It's nice at an airport, you know?

00:12:09.400 You get an airport Panda Express, you know, it's the best thing there.

00:12:13.100 Yeah, it's good, but it's a lot of sugar, though.

00:12:15.580 Yeah, sugar's good.

00:12:16.600 But sugar, yeah. 0.61

00:12:17.240 You like sugar, come on. 0.75

00:12:18.120 I like it, but I just know it doesn't, I know it's secretly plotting against me.

00:12:22.860 That's what I feel like.

00:12:23.900 Really?

00:12:24.280 Sugar is plotting against you? 1.00

00:12:25.580 Well, I feel like it gets in your system, and it knows it's going to win.

00:12:28.820 Because it's like a deteriorate.

00:12:31.160 Deteriorate.

00:12:32.120 Deteriorate.

00:12:32.640 It deteriorates you.

00:12:34.280 Yeah.

00:12:34.880 Well, most things do, though.

00:12:36.220 Most things that taste good are deteriorates, you know?

00:12:39.440 Yeah.

00:12:39.560 Cholesterol, fats, butter, olive oil.

00:12:42.940 Yeah.

00:12:43.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:44.100 Even vagina, that'll ruin your life. 1.00

00:12:46.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:12:48.420 It ruins your time, really. 1.00

00:12:50.760 Just chasing vagina all the time. 1.00

00:12:52.920 I'm glad I'm out of that phase of my life now. 0.99

00:12:55.080 Yeah, that's what I heard.

00:12:55.900 I heard that you got married, you're married a couple years now.

00:12:58.660 Well, I'm engaged a couple years now, but I'm getting married in July.

00:13:02.940 Oh, you're getting married in July.

00:13:03.800 In two months.

00:13:04.440 Yeah.

00:13:04.840 No way.

00:13:06.040 And so is this a traditional Malaysian wedding?

00:13:08.440 No, no, we're doing it in Europe.

00:13:09.860 My fiancé is American.

00:13:11.640 She's from Miami.

00:13:12.680 Well, South Florida.

00:13:13.820 Okay.

00:13:14.380 You know?

00:13:14.920 And was it scary for you to choose a fiancé?

00:13:17.920 How had dating been like for you in your life?

00:13:20.840 Well, I've been married before.

00:13:22.600 Yeah.

00:13:23.380 Married young, divorced young.

00:13:25.120 Do you have to get-

00:13:25.740 I recommend that.

00:13:26.320 Get that out of the way.

00:13:27.180 You know, that's my fiancé.

00:13:29.040 Nigel Ung.

00:13:30.100 Nigel Ung.

00:13:30.740 Yeah.

00:13:31.380 Sorry.

00:13:31.980 No worries.

00:13:32.240 YouTube's Uncle Roger shares photos from engagement shoot with fiancé Sabrina.

00:13:35.700 Oh, beautiful couple.

00:13:37.180 Yeah.

00:13:38.320 She's cute. 0.95

00:13:39.280 Congratulations.

00:13:39.680 I think I did well.

00:13:40.940 Yeah.

00:13:41.820 So I got her.

00:13:43.360 I was like, lock it in.

00:13:44.460 You know?

00:13:45.020 Can't do any better than that.

00:13:46.640 So let's lock it in.

00:13:48.000 That's when men lock it in.

00:13:49.380 They're like, this is it.

00:13:50.540 Yep.

00:13:51.340 She's nice.

00:13:52.120 She's hot. 1.00

00:13:52.900 She's smart.

00:13:53.780 All right.

00:13:54.540 Let's do it.

00:13:55.560 Yeah.

00:13:56.400 Way better than the previous one, you know?

00:13:58.340 Oh, really?

00:13:59.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:59.800 No, the previous one, she was fine.

00:14:01.460 But she just grew apart, you know?

00:14:04.200 It didn't fit.

00:14:04.740 Well, I was really doing stand-up hardcore at the time, and it just takes a toll on your

00:14:09.560 relationships, right?

00:14:10.360 Oh, yeah.

00:14:10.600 You can't have a relationship.

00:14:11.520 If you're doing stand-up, I think it's impossible, you know?

00:14:13.600 Yeah.

00:14:13.800 Because also the hours that you're out, it's very like...

00:14:17.020 And I had a day job, too.

00:14:18.440 So I was like nine to five at the day job.

00:14:20.940 Then I was doing this, all this in the UK.

00:14:23.320 Okay.

00:14:23.520 So after my day job finishes, I'll just take a long train up to Birmingham or something,

00:14:27.860 the middle of the UK from London, two-hour train, do my set, come back, arrive home

00:14:31.780 at one.

00:14:33.000 All I see her is sleeping.

00:14:34.540 She just sees me sleeping.

00:14:35.500 I see her sleeping.

00:14:36.660 And then seven years later, hey, we're not the same person anymore.

00:14:39.800 Okay.

00:14:40.280 Who would have guessed?

00:14:41.040 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:41.760 Yeah, we're awake.

00:14:42.920 Yeah, we're awake.

00:14:43.700 And I don't like you when we're awake.

00:14:48.240 That's an issue with a lot of marriages, I think. 0.99

00:14:51.620 Go to bed.

00:14:52.500 I like you more when you're unconscious.

00:14:57.280 In Malaysia, is it popular?

00:14:59.580 And sorry, because we've never had a Malaysian guest.

00:15:01.520 You should get Ronnie Chang next.

00:15:03.120 He's Malaysian, too.

00:15:04.260 I've messaged about it.

00:15:05.740 He's so funny.

00:15:06.500 We got to do it.

00:15:07.220 He's Malaysian?

00:15:07.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:08.800 Oh, so some people keeping secret then, because I didn't know that.

00:15:12.360 Yeah.

00:15:12.860 But I would love to see...

00:15:15.140 In Malaysia, I just want to learn about a little bit of the tradition of the place.

00:15:19.500 Okay, let's do it.

00:15:20.400 Do you have to...

00:15:21.960 Is it arranged marriage, or what is dating like there?

00:15:24.520 No, it's not arranged at all.

00:15:25.680 Okay.

00:15:25.980 Yeah, you've got to find someone.

00:15:27.340 We've got incels there, too.

00:15:28.980 You know, arranged marriages would be a great solution to the incel problem, wouldn't it? 1.00

00:15:32.240 And when incels, you say, what do you mean?

00:15:34.120 People...

00:15:34.360 Incels, you know, the...

00:15:35.260 Like gamers or whatever?

00:15:36.640 They can be incels, some of them.

00:15:38.420 Yeah.

00:15:38.620 There's a whole movement, isn't there, on the Reddit people, the...

00:15:41.980 Right.

00:15:42.120 I call it blue pill, red pill, black pill, something pill.

00:15:45.380 The incels who, they can't get laid, and then they start hating on women, that kind of thing.

00:15:49.540 Oh, yeah.

00:15:50.400 Yeah.

00:15:50.860 But no, no, in Malaysia, it's all... 1.00

00:15:52.380 It's not arranged.

00:15:53.060 You have to arrange it for yourself. 1.00

00:15:54.740 Yeah, their gamer tag is like, these whores are ruining everything. 1.00

00:15:58.100 6,000 or whatever? 1.00

00:15:59.100 Yeah, I'm going to go to Thailand to sleep with some hoes, you know? 1.00

00:16:01.220 Yeah.

00:16:01.800 Oh, that kind of thing.

00:16:02.660 Yeah, but that's not...

00:16:03.360 We don't really have that either.

00:16:04.840 That's why I'm saying in Malaysia, there's not much to do.

00:16:06.740 In Thailand, there's beaches.

00:16:08.860 There's the red light district.

00:16:11.020 Bali, there's beaches and, you know, other places have other things.

00:16:14.620 Vietnam has the beaches and hoes, really, all of Asia, really. 1.00

00:16:20.580 Except for Malaysia. 0.92

00:16:21.640 So, we're a bit boring.

00:16:23.060 And why is there a different...

00:16:24.720 Do they outlaw that kind of stuff there?

00:16:26.500 So, they must have...

00:16:27.460 Because it seems like you would just keep a stricter...

00:16:30.940 Yeah, why don't they have that prostitution and stuff like that? 1.00

00:16:34.300 Or just put some people to say hoes, fun hoes, whatever. 0.99

00:16:37.380 Fun money hoes. 1.00

00:16:38.140 It's probably the religion thing.

00:16:39.240 It's majority Muslim in Malaysia.

00:16:41.300 So, maybe that's frowned upon a little bit more.

00:16:44.320 I'm sure you can find some.

00:16:45.740 Maybe some, like, sugar baby type arrangement.

00:16:49.060 Right.

00:16:49.540 Yeah, but I've never looked into it.

00:16:50.820 Like secret hoes, secret hoes. 1.00

00:16:52.460 Oh, there's an app for that.

00:16:53.920 I think it's called Sugar Book.

00:16:55.500 Sugar Book?

00:16:56.040 Yeah.

00:16:56.500 Look it up.

00:16:57.100 It's a big app in Asia.

00:16:59.180 And I know this app exists in Malaysia.

00:17:02.800 So, it's like a dating app.

00:17:04.180 Let's see it.

00:17:04.720 But, you know, where romance meets finance.

00:17:06.600 There you go.

00:17:07.200 Where romance meets finance.

00:17:08.600 Oh, definitely.

00:17:09.760 I mean, what about $40 a week?

00:17:13.660 It goes far, man.

00:17:14.880 It does.

00:17:15.340 It goes to money.

00:17:16.160 The US dollar goes far in Asia.

00:17:17.960 Dude, what if our podcast, we sponsored a couple of sugar...

00:17:21.500 We book some sugar.

00:17:24.180 Let's book some sugar.

00:17:25.220 It's a deterrent, you know?

00:17:26.580 It is.

00:17:27.960 Slowly claw away at you.

00:17:29.660 Oh, definitely.

00:17:30.460 I can see it ruining a lot of things.

00:17:32.360 How many episodes of a pod you put out a week is going to get that number way down, man.

00:17:37.260 But what if we book some sugar, right?

00:17:39.520 Yeah.

00:17:39.940 And we just support it.

00:17:41.180 And every now and then, they just check in.

00:17:42.460 But they don't have to do anything sexual.

00:17:44.500 We have them maybe get a good hobby.

00:17:46.600 Yeah.

00:17:46.900 Maybe help around the neighborhood, clean up, pick up trash or something.

00:17:50.300 That would be nice.

00:17:51.060 I'm sure they'll be down. 0.90

00:17:52.500 This is safer than, you know, you know that the OnlyFans model will fly to Dubai and they get shat on. 0.94

00:17:59.260 Yeah.

00:17:59.560 You know, that sugar book is a safer alternative, you know?

00:18:02.960 Oh, I'm a huge sugar book fan all of a sudden.

00:18:05.320 Yeah.

00:18:05.920 I think it's good.

00:18:06.440 But I would love to look into, Nick, maybe the price of if we could sponsor a couple of good women, sugar, sugar, sugary, sugar girls. 1.00

00:18:18.560 I think a grand a month.

00:18:20.100 Ooh, that's a lot.

00:18:20.960 That's a lot.

00:18:21.880 I mean, you said it goes far over there, dude.

00:18:24.180 I'm talking 80, maybe 120 a month.

00:18:26.840 Okay, you would get a different quality of a woman for 80. 1.00

00:18:29.120 But that's okay.

00:18:31.200 But would it be great to sponsor that lady?

00:18:33.040 Let her just say, hey, take the week off. 1.00

00:18:35.340 Yeah.

00:18:35.600 Go relax, go for a run or something.

00:18:37.820 Okay.

00:18:38.380 Yeah, that would be good.

00:18:39.160 Sign up for something.

00:18:40.200 That would be great.

00:18:41.040 And we could support the infrastructure over there.

00:18:43.320 Yeah.

00:18:43.860 Is family big over there?

00:18:45.480 Is that like a big thing?

00:18:46.480 What's it like there that you notice that's different between Malaysia and US or UK culture?

00:18:52.020 I think it's really the difference between Asia and the West, really.

00:18:57.120 Family is big.

00:18:58.040 People live with their parents and it's socially acceptable to do that. 0.69

00:19:01.660 Right.

00:19:01.920 And then when the parents get old, we don't really send them to homes, you know?

00:19:05.400 We bring them into our own home.

00:19:07.800 Oh, yeah.

00:19:08.180 Instead of sending them to a nursing home. 1.00

00:19:09.920 It's better, huh?

00:19:10.600 It's nice, I think.

00:19:12.100 Yeah.

00:19:12.620 But what I like about the West is everybody is so confident and they have an opinion and

00:19:18.860 they're not afraid to express it.

00:19:20.180 And sometimes in Asia, because we are taught a little bit more just obey, obey, obey, you

00:19:26.180 don't really have that confidence and that assertiveness.

00:19:29.720 And sometimes that doesn't work well here.

00:19:31.140 If you're an Asian person in the West and you have a corporate job and you just keep to 0.99

00:19:35.060 yourself, you miss out on promotions because you're just not, you know, speaking enough

00:19:39.300 and not bullshitting enough and not, you know, building that social relationship enough.

00:19:43.220 Yeah.

00:19:43.680 Yeah.

00:19:44.220 And do Asian people want to say more? 1.00

00:19:46.240 Like, do they have a feeling inside of them where like, I want to speak up, but I don't

00:19:50.580 think it's appropriate or is it, I'm afraid, or it's just not part of their natural capability?

00:19:58.800 I think it's all those things.

00:20:00.340 I think it's cultural.

00:20:01.340 It's like, I'm afraid.

00:20:02.500 Why don't I just mind my own business?

00:20:04.420 You know, put your head down and work hard.

00:20:06.800 Sometimes that doesn't work out well, you know, you can't just put your head down. 1.00

00:20:09.840 You got to put your head up and look at the world and talk some shit. 0.99

00:20:13.960 Oh, yeah, dude. 0.99

00:20:15.040 That's what standup is, right?

00:20:16.340 Yeah.

00:20:16.700 Oh, you have your head down for a half hour. 1.00

00:20:18.280 Somebody will start fucking you around here, you know? 0.99

00:20:20.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:20:21.600 It's a dangerous area.

00:20:22.560 You have to have your head down.

00:20:23.540 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:20:24.100 Some freaking Narcan monkey will start freaking jacking you from the back over there, you 1.00

00:20:28.740 know? 0.99

00:20:29.120 Yeah.

00:20:29.620 So it's definitely, you got to have your head up, man.

00:20:32.480 Yeah.

00:20:32.940 Is there something, do you think that Americans could do to better support Asian people?

00:20:38.200 Like, to, like, ask more?

00:20:40.200 Like, is there something, like, you know what I'm saying?

00:20:41.940 Like, because sometimes there's never this communication about how cultures should interact and we're

00:20:45.700 all just left to figure it out.

00:20:46.920 Like, you ask me, like, I'm the leader of all the Asians.

00:20:50.720 But you can.

00:20:52.200 The door's been opened for many moons.

00:20:54.520 Anybody can come, right?

00:20:56.620 I mean, just come legally.

00:20:58.320 I hear they're cracking down on that a little bit.

00:21:01.040 You know?

00:21:01.700 Yeah, but...

00:21:02.320 Just wipe your phone, you know?

00:21:03.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:04.780 Wipe your phone before you come.

00:21:06.120 What can you do?

00:21:07.200 Honestly, I enjoy living in LA because I feel like the Asian food here is probably some

00:21:12.860 of the best in the world.

00:21:13.900 Maybe New York is better.

00:21:15.040 I don't know.

00:21:15.480 But here, I just drive 20 minutes to San Gabriel Valley and that's all the Chinese and Taiwanese 1.00

00:21:20.380 people.

00:21:21.380 And there's Koreatown, a 10-minute drive from me, that little Tokyo.

00:21:24.980 You just...

00:21:25.720 I like that. 1.00

00:21:26.520 Just don't fuck with us. 1.00

00:21:27.700 Let us do our thing. 1.00

00:21:28.860 Okay.

00:21:29.140 And everybody's happy, you know?

00:21:30.480 Just enjoy?

00:21:31.300 Just enjoy.

00:21:32.020 Enjoy our food.

00:21:33.060 Enjoy the food?

00:21:33.720 Yeah.

00:21:34.240 It's great food.

00:21:34.940 Yeah, it's a lot of good stuff, man.

00:21:35.960 It's not like when I do the Laugh Factory, they just don't let me on because I'm Asian.

00:21:40.020 Really?

00:21:40.280 So I feel like I get the...

00:21:41.260 No, no, no.

00:21:41.740 They don't do that.

00:21:42.700 Oh.

00:21:42.940 I get the same opportunities, I think.

00:21:44.620 So unorganized over there.

00:21:46.640 Oh.

00:21:46.800 It seems like...

00:21:47.440 I hate to say that, but everybody's been saying it, but...

00:21:50.880 They've been good to me, you know?

00:21:52.040 They've been good to you.

00:21:52.560 I like the audiences there because it's like you get such a tourist crowd, right?

00:21:56.540 Oh, it's a good point.

00:21:56.760 So I feel like I'm playing to all of America, you know?

00:22:00.180 West Coast, East Coast, middle.

00:22:02.040 Yeah.

00:22:02.280 Everywhere.

00:22:02.760 The South.

00:22:03.900 And I think if a joke works there, you know it can take it on the road with you.

00:22:07.640 Yeah, it's a good point.

00:22:08.520 I think one thing that makes it tough in there is the lighting, the way the lighting...

00:22:11.620 Like the whole room is kind of lit up.

00:22:13.360 Yeah.

00:22:13.800 And so I think it creates an ambiance there sometimes where the audience is more involved

00:22:18.720 in the show.

00:22:19.780 That's true.

00:22:20.200 You can see everyone.

00:22:21.400 Right.

00:22:21.540 And then they feel like they're supposed to be involved because they're kind of not protected

00:22:24.680 from this like the...

00:22:25.820 You know, because usually the audience is kind of in the dark.

00:22:28.680 Yeah.

00:22:29.220 Yeah.

00:22:29.500 I see that.

00:22:30.440 And so Asian families, Malaysian families, a lot of times you'll live at home.

00:22:35.240 Yeah.

00:22:35.600 It's common.

00:22:36.280 Yeah.

00:22:36.400 More common than here.

00:22:37.720 That's cool, man.

00:22:38.680 And right now in LA, hopefully, you know, if things go well, I can buy a slightly bigger

00:22:42.760 house with an ADU, then fly my mom over, you know, let her stay with us for a few months. 0.99

00:22:48.020 Oh, like an ADU is like a what?

00:22:49.920 Additional dwelling unit.

00:22:51.640 Oh, okay.

00:22:52.180 So like a separate guest house.

00:22:53.820 Like a casita or something.

00:22:55.040 A casita.

00:22:56.260 Yeah.

00:22:56.500 The accessory dwelling unit.

00:22:57.540 Accessory dwelling unit.

00:22:58.480 Secondary residential dwelling unit located on the same lot as a primary residence.

00:23:02.460 Yeah.

00:23:03.080 And so essentially a smaller separate living space.

00:23:05.260 So a smaller house for the mom and the mother-in-law with their own kitchen, because Asian cooking 1.00

00:23:11.400 can stink up a house.

00:23:13.180 It's delicious.

00:23:13.860 But during the cooking process, it smells.

00:23:16.200 It's bad?

00:23:16.900 It's bad.

00:23:17.740 It smells bad, but it tastes good.

00:23:19.500 Why?

00:23:19.980 What are some of the, is it because it's a lot of, I'm guessing, fish maybe or cabbage?

00:23:23.640 Shrimp paste.

00:23:24.280 Ooh, God.

00:23:24.860 Yeah.

00:23:25.440 And then pepper paste.

00:23:26.840 A lot of pork.

00:23:28.020 You know how you cook bacon, the whole house smells like bacon?

00:23:30.380 Yeah.

00:23:30.820 A lot of pork, a lot of garlic, shrimp paste.

00:23:33.680 You know, sometimes fermented shrimp paste.

00:23:36.040 Ooh, why?

00:23:36.580 Fish sauces.

00:23:37.520 But why?

00:23:38.000 But why?

00:23:38.680 Why?

00:23:39.340 Why?

00:23:39.560 It tastes good, man.

00:23:40.660 Yeah.

00:23:40.920 It tastes good.

00:23:41.580 It adds a different sort of flavor.

00:23:43.540 It adds this thing called umami to your food.

00:23:45.800 Hmm.

00:23:46.400 Yeah.

00:23:46.900 Try it.

00:23:47.660 Umami means what?

00:23:48.780 Umami is like, you know how the tongue can taste like four flavors, sweet, sour, salty,

00:23:54.700 and bitter?

00:23:55.460 Umami is like the fifth flavor.

00:23:58.480 It's a meaty, meaty savoriness.

00:24:01.200 Yeah.

00:24:01.860 Umami is one of the five basic taste sensations, along with a sweet, sour, salty, and bitter.

00:24:06.520 Yeah.

00:24:06.920 And is often described as a savory or meaty flavor.

00:24:09.760 Hmm.

00:24:10.240 Cheese has a lot of it.

00:24:11.600 See?

00:24:12.060 Cheese.

00:24:12.380 So when you eat pizza, that's why it's so good, you know?

00:24:15.460 Oh, it is perceived through taste receptors that respond to compounds like glutamate,

00:24:19.780 inosinate, and guanylate.

00:24:25.080 Yeah.

00:24:25.440 Which are abundant in foods such as meat, cheese, tomatoes, and mushrooms.

00:24:29.780 Yeah.

00:24:30.360 I'll bring you around some Asian restaurants.

00:24:32.740 Food is my thing, you know?

00:24:33.860 I do comedy about food now.

00:24:35.320 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:35.840 Oh, yeah.

00:24:36.240 I know.

00:24:36.740 I gotta, I wanna get into some of that.

00:24:38.540 I wanna ask you, I'm just trying to get a little bit more idea.

00:24:41.840 Of Malaysia. 0.83

00:24:42.740 Just of what it feels like to be in Malaysia, because you don't hear a ton about it.

00:24:45.880 Yeah.

00:24:46.360 And the biggest thing you heard about probably is the plane that you guys lost.

00:24:49.960 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:50.320 We're still lost, man.

00:24:51.440 Is it really?

00:24:51.880 I still can't find it.

00:24:53.120 Ugh.

00:24:53.620 It's crazy.

00:24:54.460 What's the word over there?

00:24:55.400 Bring that up, Malaysian 370. 1.00

00:24:56.900 What's going on with it?

00:24:57.760 I think, and the most, I've gone into a rabbit hole about this.

00:25:01.000 Yeah.

00:25:01.100 And also, Kathleen Madigan, she's a comic here, and she has the best bit. 0.88

00:25:05.080 If you wanna get the best stand-up routine about Malaysian Airlines, go search Kathleen

00:25:08.760 Madigan, MH370.

00:25:10.460 Okay.

00:25:10.660 But my theory is the pilot wanted to kill himself, and so he just, because of the way the plane

00:25:19.360 swerved, the path the plane took, it swerved past his hometown first, before riding off

00:25:26.380 into the Indian Ocean.

00:25:27.380 So he just swerved past his hometown, just take one last peek.

00:25:30.300 One look.

00:25:30.560 But by that point, all the passengers on the plane were already unconscious.

00:25:36.080 Really, going to the pressure?

00:25:37.080 Yeah, he depressurized the plane, but then the cockpit, the pressure stays on for a little

00:25:42.460 bit longer, so he was just taking one last peek at his hometown, and then just driving

00:25:46.280 off into the sunset and ocean.

00:25:48.540 It's almost kind of...

00:25:49.840 It's romantic.

00:25:50.720 That's what I was gonna say.

00:25:51.360 Don't give them any ideas, man.

00:25:52.560 United Airlines don't need to hear this.

00:25:54.100 I hate to say this, but it sounds a little bit romantic.

00:25:58.100 Yeah, let's play one clip right here.

00:25:59.360 What do we have?

00:26:00.060 Yeah.

00:26:01.300 A disturbing reason for the plane's disappearance.

00:26:04.000 On and off search efforts have failed to locate the plane, which disappeared with 239 people

00:26:10.680 on board more than four years ago.

00:26:13.160 60 Minutes Australia brought together an international group of aviation experts who say that the

00:26:18.280 plane's pilot crashed the flight intentionally.

00:26:22.120 Joining me now to discuss the report is CBS News, the contributor and former chairman of the

00:26:26.220 National Transportation Safety Board.

00:26:27.460 For sure, and it looks like he probably shorted the...

00:26:31.100 The Malaysia Airlines talk.

00:26:32.540 He definitely is, dude.

00:26:35.020 First, the flight path that was reconstructed using military radar.

00:26:39.140 What was suspicious about that?

00:26:41.180 Well, the plan showed that he was going in and out of various countries between Thailand

00:26:49.160 and Malaysia.

00:26:51.120 One would have thought, based on that pattern, that someone would have sent up some military

00:26:57.440 aircraft to look at them.

00:26:59.240 But according to the television experts, they said he did this on purpose to evade the military

00:27:06.780 radar.

00:27:08.280 Well, one of the experts...

00:27:09.520 Well, it's kind of boring.

00:27:10.480 Yeah.

00:27:10.960 Yeah.

00:27:11.480 What do you expect, you know?

00:27:12.700 Yeah, what do you expect?

00:27:13.360 And it's like people like something...

00:27:15.300 It's like hide and go seek.

00:27:16.440 They never found the guy and people are just wondering, where are you?

00:27:18.920 We find like a part of a wing every two years.

00:27:22.080 Ooh.

00:27:22.540 You know, it's like a little fun little treasure hunt.

00:27:24.900 Yeah.

00:27:25.180 It comes up.

00:27:25.880 I keep track of this, man.

00:27:27.260 This is my true crime.

00:27:28.760 Oh, it is.

00:27:29.360 You know?

00:27:29.740 It's the only thing people know us for and I love it.

00:27:32.640 But also, in a way, it's almost beautiful.

00:27:34.520 Like a place so...

00:27:35.720 Like...

00:27:36.280 It almost makes it mystical in a way.

00:27:39.340 Malaysia.

00:27:40.020 Yeah.

00:27:40.240 Oh, thanks.

00:27:40.880 You know, the biggest thing that when my fiancee, when she traveled to Malaysia for the first

00:27:45.900 time, she's American, right?

00:27:46.800 So, the biggest thing she noticed is she told me she's never seen Muslim people who look

00:27:52.020 Asian.

00:27:53.080 I would say that is the biggest, not culture shock, but the biggest observation you'll

00:27:57.240 get.

00:27:57.460 They look like me, but they're Muslim. 0.77

00:27:59.460 Oh, that's a surprise.

00:28:00.560 Yeah.

00:28:00.940 Yeah.

00:28:01.200 Over in the US, you don't see none of that.

00:28:02.740 No.

00:28:02.980 You see nothing like that.

00:28:04.060 Yeah.

00:28:04.460 Yeah.

00:28:04.700 You see...

00:28:05.900 A lot of people call Muslims Slims or whatever.

00:28:08.320 It's like a nickname.

00:28:09.500 Slims? 0.96

00:28:10.000 Yeah.

00:28:10.220 It's like a good...

00:28:11.220 It's like a new...

00:28:12.300 I don't want to say racial slur, but it is what it is. 0.99

00:28:14.260 It sounds like it, almost.

00:28:15.680 One syllable, you know?

00:28:17.360 Just...

00:28:17.640 Yeah, look at these Slims, right?

00:28:18.680 Yeah, look at these Slims.

00:28:19.540 But I like it.

00:28:20.380 I like...

00:28:20.980 You know, Muslims are definitely really interesting.

00:28:23.580 I've been learning more.

00:28:23.880 The Muslims in Malaysia, you know... 0.96

00:28:25.160 Well, everybody in Malaysia, they're not slim, though. 0.98

00:28:27.440 We are like a fat country, man. 0.98

00:28:28.680 Oh, it's a fat country, huh? 0.99

00:28:29.280 Yeah, we're catching up to you guys. 1.00

00:28:30.640 Oh, fat...

00:28:31.540 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:32.140 And people die early or what?

00:28:33.320 How long are people living over there in Malaysia?

00:28:35.240 Put up a... 0.56

00:28:35.620 Bring up a corpse.

00:28:36.460 Not a corpse.

00:28:37.180 Bring up a website.

00:28:38.580 Bring up a link.

00:28:39.960 We love our sugary foods.

00:28:41.580 We love our fatty foods.

00:28:43.200 That's why.

00:28:44.480 People fat dying.

00:28:46.040 Yeah. 0.90

00:28:46.600 Fat dying. 0.82

00:28:47.900 That'd be a name of somebody I feel like. 0.99

00:28:49.740 Fat dying.

00:28:50.360 Fat dying. 0.97

00:28:51.080 That's a Vietnamese name. 0.98

00:28:52.000 P-H-A-T-D-A-E-N-G or something. 1.00

00:28:55.420 Fat dying. 0.99

00:28:56.980 Malaysia. 0.93

00:28:57.640 76.

00:28:58.460 76 years in Malaysia.

00:29:00.180 What's the American average lifespan?

00:29:02.360 I feel like you beat us.

00:29:03.960 Our healthcare system's better, though.

00:29:05.740 I'll tell you about it in a second.

00:29:06.800 It might even out.

00:29:08.380 77.

00:29:09.140 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:29:09.580 Okay.

00:29:09.900 So one year longer?

00:29:11.260 Eight months longer.

00:29:12.540 But still, enough to point and laugh, you know?

00:29:15.320 Your final years.

00:29:16.980 We won.

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00:31:42.500 What was one of the biggest myths over the years about the Malaysian flight?

00:31:46.340 Was there something that was like, did people think it had gone to like a certain place

00:31:51.200 or was it always just a missing plane?

00:31:53.000 I'm trying to...

00:31:53.980 I think there are lots of theories, right?

00:31:56.060 And some people say they just entered the Bermuda Triangle and they're all still alive.

00:32:01.060 But yeah, I think they're all dead.

00:32:03.060 He just drove the plane until it ran out of gas and it just sunk into the ocean.

00:32:09.000 Everybody was unconscious though.

00:32:10.360 So they didn't have that really scary moment, right?

00:32:13.280 That's nice.

00:32:13.680 I think it's like a less tragic situation than 9-11.

00:32:17.660 You know, 9-11, they're all conscious.

00:32:19.060 They knew they were flying into that building.

00:32:20.600 Yeah.

00:32:21.060 Right?

00:32:21.760 And some people were probably trying to hurry up and get their luggage because I hate

00:32:24.920 it when people get up on a plane early before it stops or whatever.

00:32:27.960 Yeah.

00:32:29.220 You think they're up ruffling through the overhead storage? 1.00

00:32:31.880 Oh, some hurried ass, some business asshole is like, I got to get off first. 1.00

00:32:36.460 It's like, bitch, we're fucking... 1.00

00:32:37.800 Yeah, we're dead. 1.00

00:32:38.760 Yeah, it's just crazy.

00:32:39.800 But you can...

00:32:40.200 I hate it when people get up early before the plane is like at the gate, you know?

00:32:43.400 Yeah.

00:32:43.660 And then the flight attendant has to tell you, please sit down.

00:32:46.420 The seatbelt light's still on.

00:32:48.640 Yeah.

00:32:49.460 I know.

00:32:50.040 Do you fly a lot when you tour around the US?

00:32:52.700 Oh, yeah.

00:32:53.000 Or just a big... 0.93

00:32:54.040 My conception, my concept of US touring is a big ass tour bus with your face on the 0.94

00:32:59.460 side of it. 0.96

00:33:00.040 Oh, no face.

00:33:01.060 No face?

00:33:01.740 No, I think that would be too ego.

00:33:03.740 I think I wouldn't want my face because I don't want people to know, like, I don't want people

00:33:07.080 coming and looking for me or, you know, you already have at night, they'll have some...

00:33:11.700 If you do a show in a town, sometimes we'll be in a tour bus.

00:33:14.080 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:14.940 And see if you bring up...

00:33:16.520 You can put your face on a different bus.

00:33:18.700 Oh, that's a good idea.

00:33:19.480 You ride a nondescript bus.

00:33:22.100 You put your face on a different bus.

00:33:23.920 Just like the LA City Transit bus.

00:33:26.200 Yeah, it's just... 0.99

00:33:26.480 With your porn's face, just riding around. 0.99

00:33:28.480 It's just like a Greyhound bus, like, going through Mississippi. 0.99

00:33:31.980 It's like, follow us to the next show when you get there.

00:33:34.440 And it's just a bunch of, like, people who just got out of prison.

00:33:37.440 Yeah.

00:33:38.740 Getting off and ham in Louisiana.

00:33:40.440 He has his face on a bus.

00:33:41.720 Yokoy has his face on it.

00:33:43.360 Have you had him on the pod?

00:33:44.360 He's, like, the other leader of Asian people.

00:33:46.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:47.240 We definitely have had him on.

00:33:49.040 Yokoy, special guy.

00:33:49.980 Special guy, Yokoy.

00:33:51.220 Yeah.

00:33:51.980 Yokoy.

00:33:52.540 Josep.

00:33:53.760 Josep.

00:33:54.820 Josep, good guy.

00:33:56.640 There we are right there with the tour bus.

00:33:58.140 Yeah, we do, like...

00:33:59.580 Yeah, a lot of times it's just the tour bus, but nothing...

00:34:02.140 Very under the radar.

00:34:02.820 Nothing really crazy on the inside or outside.

00:34:06.700 We run a pretty lean ship for the most part.

00:34:09.140 Yeah, when I was on tour in the U.S., I just flew to every city.

00:34:12.780 Did you?

00:34:13.040 I didn't even go with an opener.

00:34:14.580 On tour, I would open for myself.

00:34:16.400 Uncle Roger was my opener.

00:34:17.960 Oh, really?

00:34:18.960 So I save a bit of money that way.

00:34:20.540 So Uncle Roger is your assumed character, kind of.

00:34:22.920 It's like a...

00:34:24.220 It's another character, but it's just you.

00:34:26.440 Yeah, it's just me.

00:34:27.500 I speak with a stronger accent, and I'm a little bit grumpier.

00:34:30.560 But you're not wearing a mustache or a cape or anything.

00:34:33.160 I wear an orange polo.

00:34:34.400 Yeah.

00:34:34.760 That's it.

00:34:35.480 That's Uncle Roger.

00:34:36.020 And it just took off because it came...

00:34:39.100 You know, if you want to see someone...

00:34:40.360 Uncle Roger mostly complains about food, right?

00:34:42.320 Oh, yeah.

00:34:42.720 And mostly about Asian food, like fried rice and those things.

00:34:46.280 And if you want to see someone complain about Asian food, it better be someone like extremely 1.00

00:34:51.140 Asian, right?

00:34:51.840 That adds the authenticity and the comedy of it.

00:34:54.540 Yeah.

00:34:54.720 So that's why I took off the food stuff.

00:34:57.420 Yeah.

00:34:57.720 But yeah, he's just me.

00:34:58.800 The orange polo, a stronger accent.

00:35:00.800 You know, when I do Uncle Roger's portion in my tour, it's like my old material.

00:35:05.280 I just let the character do it.

00:35:06.920 Oh, yeah.

00:35:07.500 People love it.

00:35:08.060 That's me.

00:35:08.660 Yeah.

00:35:09.180 The orange polo.

00:35:10.200 But, you know, the bar for character comedy on YouTube is very low.

00:35:14.960 You know?

00:35:15.500 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:35:16.580 Just put a shirt.

00:35:17.880 Just put a shirt. 0.98

00:35:18.820 People are like, holy shit, isn't it the same person? 0.99

00:35:20.520 Dude. 0.98

00:35:23.900 Adam Ray's Dr. Phil is higher effort than whatever this is.

00:35:28.960 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:35:29.980 It just seemed like the best guy at Home Depot, you know?

00:35:33.480 Like a student.

00:35:34.560 You look like a student at Home Depot.

00:35:35.940 Oh, thank you.

00:35:36.740 It's very great, man.

00:35:38.100 Yeah, people love Uncle Roger and people love learning about different food through him.

00:35:42.000 I think that's one thing.

00:35:43.860 Did you, in Malaysia, I noticed when I was there, there's a big monkey issue, right? 1.00

00:35:47.560 It's a big monkey.

00:35:48.660 Depends where you go.

00:35:49.680 No, in the city, that's fine.

00:35:51.240 You probably went to this place called Batu Caves.

00:35:53.400 It's like a cave, a Hindu cave. 1.00

00:35:55.380 And then when you walk up the steps, there are monkeys who just steal food from you.

00:35:59.580 Right.

00:36:00.040 Yeah.

00:36:00.540 Yeah, that sounds like a monkey issue.

00:36:02.380 Yeah.

00:36:02.560 So, what I'm saying is, do y'all eat, have you ever had monkeys?

00:36:08.180 No, no, no.

00:36:09.680 I know some Asians do.

00:36:11.420 Really?

00:36:11.900 You know?

00:36:12.600 I think maybe China.

00:36:14.420 I've heard, and I don't know how true this is, but in some places, I believe it too, man.

00:36:18.780 They would just have a table with a hole in the middle, and then the monkey's head would 0.92

00:36:23.460 be just coming through that hole, and they would just cut open the monkey's head and eat 1.00

00:36:26.460 that monkey's brain as the monkey's still alive and just squiggling under the table.

00:36:31.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:32.140 I don't know how true that is, but I'd like to believe that.

00:36:34.440 We eat everything.

00:36:35.500 I love that.

00:36:36.320 Yeah.

00:36:36.880 I love thinking about Asian people.

00:36:38.440 It's a bit inhumane, though, right?

00:36:40.540 It's next level to the snail mucin stuff.

00:36:43.800 But monkeys are, they deserve some of it.

00:36:47.140 No, they're nice.

00:36:48.200 They're nice.

00:36:48.740 They're smart.

00:36:49.960 They're smarter.

00:36:50.560 Yeah, I agree. 0.99

00:36:51.380 Every now and then, you see one who fucking knows how to open a bag of Dorito or something. 0.98

00:36:55.520 Yeah, they can paint. 0.96

00:36:56.520 Overall, they are vital.

00:36:57.820 They're cute, too, no?

00:36:59.260 Put monkeys attacking woman for chips. 1.00

00:37:02.240 Well, that's biased.

00:37:03.620 You can also Google monkeys being cute and loving.

00:37:06.920 Okay.

00:37:07.220 You know?

00:37:07.620 Let's see both.

00:37:08.380 We'll do a video for each.

00:37:09.980 The woman who was mauled by a 200-pound chimp.

00:37:14.240 Okay.

00:37:15.000 That's not a monkey.

00:37:15.760 That's like King Kong, you know?

00:37:18.360 I'm just saying this lady probably had a little bit of chips on her. 1.00

00:37:21.140 I watched some monkeys attack a sister for a sack of vinegar salt chips one time on a stairwell. 0.96

00:37:27.880 Okay.

00:37:28.700 I need to know more context, you know?

00:37:30.640 Okay.

00:37:31.060 So go to his version now.

00:37:32.440 What do you want to pull up?

00:37:34.020 Monkeys being cute.

00:37:36.600 Monkeys being cute?

00:37:37.860 In Malaysia.

00:37:38.540 Yeah, let's do that.

00:37:39.380 Okay, let's see that.

00:37:40.940 Oh, that's a beautiful monkey. 0.87

00:37:42.120 Ooh, look at him.

00:37:42.960 He looks like he's in blackface. 1.00

00:37:44.760 The monkey looks like he's in blackface. 0.99

00:37:47.280 No.

00:37:47.780 Okay.

00:37:48.560 Yeah, we have a monkey problem. 1.00

00:37:49.900 We have racist fucking monkeys. 1.00

00:37:52.080 Yeah, look at this monkey, dude. 1.00

00:37:55.780 Wow, bro.

00:37:57.100 Look at this.

00:37:58.020 Who is that?

00:37:59.820 Oh, that's Justin Trudeau.

00:38:04.220 Look, look.

00:38:06.240 He's not running for office.

00:38:07.480 He's swinging for office from his tail.

00:38:11.260 That is cute.

00:38:12.320 Come on.

00:38:12.740 He's not attacking no one.

00:38:13.860 No, that's a prime minister.

00:38:15.580 Of course not.

00:38:16.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:18.000 That's hilarious.

00:38:19.000 Look at this.

00:38:19.900 Here we have.

00:38:20.500 Come on.

00:38:21.800 A beautiful monkey.

00:38:23.640 Yeah, he's so tiny.

00:38:25.000 That monkey can't beat anyone. 0.85

00:38:26.500 Very romantic.

00:38:28.300 What made you decide to go into a food direction on your YouTube, man?

00:38:32.540 And some of my audience won't be familiar with Nigel or Uncle Roger, and that's okay, right?

00:38:37.340 That's okay.

00:38:37.880 It's the way you kind of effortlessly kind of just like, I think you seem, this is what

00:38:44.220 it is to me, and this is very judgmental.

00:38:46.320 All right, here we go.

00:38:47.160 And I'm used to seeing some Asian people be more probably quiet or not have maybe the similar

00:38:52.800 sense of humor.

00:38:53.840 Uh-huh.

00:38:54.320 And I think your humor seems very similar and relatable to just somebody like me.

00:39:00.180 Oh, thank you.

00:39:00.860 So, you know, and I don't mean it like, it's a judgment because it's like, well, what does

00:39:05.280 that matter, right?

00:39:06.620 But I think that's why it seems so, like, your humor, sometimes I feel like maybe some

00:39:11.920 Asian humor, I wouldn't get it. 1.00

00:39:13.460 Or even if it's an Asian person with American humor, I wouldn't get it as much.

00:39:17.260 But yeah, yours just seems so, like, effortless and comes across, man.

00:39:20.600 I feel like every family has an Uncle Roger type character, right? 1.00

00:39:24.160 This person who likes to talk shit. 1.00

00:39:25.780 This know-it-all who likes to talk shit, loudmouth, person who's just roasting everyone. 1.00

00:39:29.860 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:39:30.220 I think every culture has someone like that. 0.89

00:39:31.940 Maybe pedophile or none.

00:39:33.280 Yeah, no, no pedophiles.

00:39:34.260 Okay.

00:39:34.480 Keep it PG.

00:39:36.540 Okay, fine.

00:39:37.240 Whatever, man.

00:39:38.140 I don't know.

00:39:38.940 Whatever.

00:39:39.280 I'm just asking what the question is.

00:39:41.700 Do they have pedophiles in Malaysia, though?

00:39:44.180 They have or no?

00:39:44.540 Yeah, of course.

00:39:45.300 Okay.

00:39:46.000 Yeah.

00:39:46.420 They start young.

00:39:47.280 Sometimes they start young.

00:39:48.180 Sometimes it's allowed, too.

00:39:49.880 Oh, really?

00:39:51.100 They're different cultures, I think.

00:39:52.960 Sometimes they marry really young and-

00:39:55.780 Like the Burmese or whatever?

00:39:57.100 The Burmese.

00:39:58.020 I don't know what specific Asian cultures.

00:39:59.500 I know of other people who are in Malaysia who would marry a 14-year-old.

00:40:05.560 It's rare.

00:40:06.140 It's rare.

00:40:06.680 And it's very frowned upon and illegal, I think.

00:40:09.800 I don't know the Malaysian constitution that well.

00:40:13.000 But yeah, every country has a pedophile problem, man.

00:40:15.360 It's just that I think in the US, your pedophiles are a higher profile. 0.95

00:40:18.460 They're successful pedophiles here. 0.96

00:40:20.060 Yeah, that's crazy. 0.54

00:40:21.060 It's like, wow, this guy's great at business.

00:40:23.400 What's his secret?

00:40:24.220 And his secret is petting kids or whatever.

00:40:27.700 You're like, well, that's, you know, I'll just do a vitamin D supplement or whatever.

00:40:31.600 You have a whole island, you know?

00:40:33.000 You have Epstein.

00:40:34.620 Yeah, we had Epstein.

00:40:35.540 It's great.

00:40:36.000 We don't have someone like that.

00:40:37.520 Asia Consent, Malaysia, 16.

00:40:40.100 China, 14.

00:40:41.480 Okay.

00:40:43.140 Japan, 13.

00:40:45.080 13?

00:40:45.820 Whoa, hold on.

00:40:47.320 Lower, Bob.

00:40:49.080 That's insane, dude.

00:40:51.700 India, we'll get back to 18. 0.92

00:40:54.220 And South Korea is doing 16.

00:40:56.140 Thailand, 15.

00:40:58.280 Legal, 18.

00:40:59.380 Effective.

00:41:01.060 What does effective mean?

00:41:03.480 I don't know.

00:41:06.280 All right.

00:41:07.080 Bahrain, 21.

00:41:08.400 Wow.

00:41:09.340 I like that.

00:41:09.900 Those are old, yeah.

00:41:10.600 Pedophiles need to move away from Bahrain. 0.98

00:41:12.380 Bahrainian pedophiles need to move to Japan. 1.00

00:41:14.800 Yeah, dude. 0.99

00:41:16.340 Blame it on Bahrain, brother. 1.00

00:41:18.800 Wow.

00:41:21.140 Yeah.

00:41:21.340 Oh, why talk about food?

00:41:23.500 So you got into food, yes.

00:41:24.880 Your channel seems like it kind of really started to focus more on food.

00:41:28.520 Yeah.

00:41:28.960 Well, you know, I grew up, growing up, I think most Malaysians, most Asians love food and we

00:41:33.120 have opinions, a lot of opinions on food and where the best thing is and what is the best

00:41:37.420 fried rice, for instance, you know?

00:41:38.640 So during COVID, I remember I went full-time stand-up comedy, September 2019, so six months

00:41:45.640 before COVID hit.

00:41:46.420 I was like, finally, I saved up enough money, I got enough paying gigs that I can make a

00:41:50.860 living off of stand-up.

00:41:52.380 And then COVID hit six months later, I lost all my work.

00:41:54.900 So I had to be like, okay, I have all this time on my hands.

00:41:57.960 What do I do?

00:41:58.820 You know, I have this idea for this character in my head.

00:42:01.900 And then one day, somebody sent me that very first video, the BBC food, this woman making

00:42:07.300 egg fried rice.

00:42:08.380 And I was just watching and I was just like, this is horrendous.

00:42:10.820 This is horrible.

00:42:12.020 So let's put that character idea with this reaction video, YouTube idea, and then things

00:42:16.680 just took off from there.

00:42:18.220 So, and I realized food is relatable, you know, to Asian people, to everyone, right?

00:42:23.980 Fried rice, everybody's had fried rice before, white, Asian, black, you know, doesn't matter

00:42:27.640 what race you are.

00:42:28.300 Everybody likes it.

00:42:29.260 Yeah, everybody likes it.

00:42:30.140 Everybody has had it.

00:42:31.400 Everybody has an opinion on it.

00:42:32.880 Is there fried rice crispy treats or no?

00:42:35.560 No, we can start one.

00:42:36.880 That's a good idea.

00:42:38.460 Fried rice crispy treats for a little packet.

00:42:42.000 I like that, huh?

00:42:43.260 Yeah, but it's too sweet though.

00:42:44.620 It's yeah, very sweet.

00:42:45.480 Maybe you can come out with a savory one.

00:42:47.100 Yeah, that is the BBC food egg fried rice video.

00:42:50.380 The one that I reacted to.

00:42:52.300 And what is it?

00:42:53.660 Yeah.

00:42:54.020 Who is that?

00:42:54.920 Her name's Hershah Patel.

00:42:56.280 We did a video together.

00:42:57.540 Wow.

00:42:57.840 She was just, you know, like a collateral damage. 0.69

00:43:01.280 And she was just a presenter. 0.96

00:43:02.940 And the BBC gave her this recipe.

00:43:05.120 And Hershah, she's got, her pronouns are heavy in her first name. 1.00

00:43:08.560 Yeah.

00:43:09.760 Hershah.

00:43:10.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:10.620 So she does a lot of bizarre things, you know, like, um, I would buy her a damn omelet 0.99

00:43:20.000 somewhere. 0.99

00:43:21.000 Yeah.

00:43:21.680 She's making the rice and, and so what is she, this is your, uh, you know her?

00:43:27.300 I, I, I, yeah.

00:43:28.300 After the video went viral and she was under a lot of, she got a lot of hate messages.

00:43:32.960 About this video?

00:43:33.880 Yeah.

00:43:34.120 For making bad rice?

00:43:35.080 Yeah.

00:43:35.500 Oh yeah.

00:43:36.100 So this is like a Meghan Markle effect or whatever.

00:43:38.780 Yeah.

00:43:39.460 Something.

00:43:40.520 And then I realized, uh, my videos where I critique, when I roast celebrity chefs,

00:43:45.240 I critique food, those go really viral.

00:43:48.160 They do super well.

00:43:49.420 And then after doing it for a few more years, I was like, okay, people trust me when it,

00:43:53.260 when I talk about food, because I try to keep it honest.

00:43:56.120 If the food is good, I say it's good.

00:43:57.600 If it's bad, I say it's bad.

00:43:58.900 So that's why I think, I think I can make, you know, do some good business in the food

00:44:03.020 world.

00:44:03.340 That's why now I have, I have restaurants, I'm writing a cookbook, all that stuff.

00:44:08.540 And it's fun, man.

00:44:09.660 It's like fun.

00:44:10.240 You know, I've done the, I love standup still.

00:44:12.360 I just don't have the time to do it anymore.

00:44:14.320 And I'm taking a break from it because I realized I'm not, I wasn't devoting enough time to

00:44:18.360 it.

00:44:18.520 And, you know, I, at most I could do two sets a week and that's not enough.

00:44:21.940 That's not enough.

00:44:22.500 That's not enough.

00:44:23.360 You get, you feel so rusty.

00:44:24.500 The first 10 minutes of your set, you're getting rid of that rust and you can't really get

00:44:28.540 better.

00:44:28.900 So maybe one day when things settle down a bit, I'll get back to standup because I love

00:44:33.240 it.

00:44:33.380 It's just that, you know, that instant reaction from people.

00:44:36.980 Yeah.

00:44:37.080 Well, it's also, it's, you know, it's funny.

00:44:38.780 I think how, if you try, like, was it scary to try your first, that first kind of food

00:44:44.360 video?

00:44:44.600 Cause it's interesting for an entertainer.

00:44:47.380 If you're in a certain world or space, right?

00:44:49.120 It's interesting to then try something different.

00:44:51.640 You're like, well, my friend does this and it's really neat.

00:44:55.180 He does it super well.

00:44:56.720 But if I do it, is mine going to be okay?

00:44:59.460 Are people going to perceive it as okay?

00:45:01.340 Right.

00:45:01.640 I think that's a big fear.

00:45:03.960 You know, you, I have friends that do great sketches.

00:45:06.520 Like Shane Gillis does some really great sketches.

00:45:09.240 Like his, uh, Gillian, great.

00:45:11.060 Yeah.

00:45:11.580 Gillian Keeves.

00:45:12.800 Oh, I love that.

00:45:14.000 I see Toyota sketch.

00:45:15.520 Some of it.

00:45:16.140 It's just so, so funny.

00:45:19.040 And there's times where it's like, I'll think of a great sketch.

00:45:21.260 I'll write it on my phone.

00:45:22.020 And I'm like, well, if I did that, would it be okay?

00:45:24.180 Would I be too, but it's like, I think you think like that, right?

00:45:27.380 It's normal.

00:45:28.180 It's normal.

00:45:28.760 It's normal to think like that, but nobody cares, dude.

00:45:31.380 Right.

00:45:31.600 That's the truth.

00:45:32.400 Right.

00:45:32.800 But then I don't know if somebody saw somebody doing something like a bunch, you're like,

00:45:36.920 oh, this isn't the avenue for them.

00:45:38.260 But then if you're, if you have a good instinct for yourself, you would kind of notice that as

00:45:42.940 well.

00:45:43.500 Here's what I'm asking.

00:45:44.220 Was it hard to do that?

00:45:45.160 Was it hard to just take that leap and be like, I'm going to try this different thing?

00:45:47.660 Oh yeah.

00:45:47.960 Yeah.

00:45:48.680 You fear, I fear the judgment of every back, because back then in the UK, nobody was doing

00:45:54.500 YouTube, you know, it was, it was just a weird thing for someone to do, a standup to do.

00:46:00.040 People, other standups would be like, oh yeah, he's just a YouTuber, you know, that kind

00:46:03.920 of slur, right?

00:46:06.020 Yeah.

00:46:06.260 A YouTuber.

00:46:07.080 Yeah.

00:46:07.480 YouTuber.

00:46:08.080 Ugh.

00:46:08.740 But no hard R on it.

00:46:10.780 YouTuber.

00:46:11.500 Yeah.

00:46:11.780 That's crazy, dude.

00:46:12.680 YouTuber, please.

00:46:16.580 Yeah, dude.

00:46:17.340 Oh, have you heard that song? 0.98

00:46:19.320 YouTubers can be gay too. 0.98

00:46:21.920 Yeah. 0.98

00:46:22.280 Have you heard it?

00:46:23.000 No.

00:46:23.240 I'll watch it right.

00:46:23.780 You got to hear this song.

00:46:24.500 It's great.

00:46:24.940 It's just like a, it's a summer bop that's really taken over.

00:46:27.840 And then we'll get back to this.

00:46:41.380 Hell yeah.

00:46:43.200 What a banger.

00:46:45.060 This is that banger, bro. 1.00

00:46:46.320 We got to remix this shit for the summer, dude. 0.99

00:46:48.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:46:50.500 Very hard to sing along.

00:46:52.760 That's in your car.

00:46:53.740 You can say this in your car.

00:46:54.740 Yeah, you just say this to your friend.

00:47:00.040 He's not wrong, though. 0.95

00:47:01.460 They can't be gay. 1.00

00:47:02.780 He's definitely, I support this guy. 0.58

00:47:05.780 Yeah.

00:47:06.320 Hey, this guy has a vote for me, bro.

00:47:09.220 It needs to be said.

00:47:10.380 Yeah.

00:47:10.960 There's too much toxic masculinity in that N-word community sometimes.

00:47:15.380 Yeah.

00:47:15.780 You got to let the air out the tire a little.

00:47:17.800 You know?

00:47:19.080 That's what I'm saying, boy.

00:47:20.420 Like, sometimes the best seasoning is a little bit of zest.

00:47:23.960 Yeah.

00:47:25.560 Who likes that zesty barbecue?

00:47:27.380 They snuck it in on us.

00:47:29.080 They snuck it in on us with that zesty barbecue.

00:47:32.940 But let's go back to what you were saying.

00:47:34.520 Sorry.

00:47:35.720 Anytime I get a chance, I love this artist, Eves.

00:47:39.620 And so I just want to be able to support him and put out his song that I think is a banger

00:47:43.260 and has not gotten the vibes it should have gotten so far.

00:47:48.360 And it just needs to be resurrected because it's been about eight years since that song

00:47:51.080 came out.

00:47:52.840 What is, I wonder, in Asian culture even, because Asian culture to me, right?

00:47:58.040 And I know I relate things to culture a lot, but I think it's played a big role in my life,

00:48:03.940 I think, somehow.

00:48:05.080 But Asian people seem more reserved overall, right?

00:48:07.900 Yes.

00:48:08.220 We kind of talked about that.

00:48:09.460 Yeah.

00:48:09.820 So is that even scarier to put yourself out there in an Asian, like, as an Asian, you 1.00

00:48:15.000 think, than it would be in other cultures where it's more, like, boisterous, you know?

00:48:19.000 Never thought about this.

00:48:19.920 I think it would be, you know?

00:48:21.320 In the U.S., I think people here like it when you're being creative.

00:48:25.700 At least they're supportive, you know?

00:48:27.300 Like, you go, you do you.

00:48:28.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:29.660 People are more positive here.

00:48:30.860 You can be gay, too, man, you know? 0.91

00:48:32.140 If you try to pull out that song in Malaysia, Asians can be gay, too, that's not going to 0.99

00:48:38.020 go far. 0.99

00:48:38.480 Come on, dude.

00:48:41.760 I think in some countries that would be illegal as well.

00:48:45.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97

00:48:45.820 Asians can be gay, too. 0.99

00:48:48.300 Muslims can be gay, too. 1.00

00:48:51.000 Dude, that song needs a remake in every culture. 0.99

00:48:53.620 Yeah, so I just wondered if it was even scarier and what, like, I guess, what got you that,

00:49:00.140 what made you kind of brave enough to take that leap?

00:49:02.520 Because in my life, I've noticed that the toughest thing is just that first step every

00:49:06.980 time.

00:49:07.320 Well, I went to university here and that helped.

00:49:09.660 I went to Northwestern and it's, you know, I was very lucky I got a scholarship because

00:49:13.620 it's an expensive school.

00:49:15.000 But a lot of people who go there are, like, very upper middle class, mostly white Midwestern

00:49:20.380 kids, and they're all so confident, and even though they have the exact wrong answer, but

00:49:26.020 they're still, like, just saying it with their chest, you know?

00:49:29.840 Oh, yeah.

00:49:30.620 You're talking about being a Kappa Sig, dude, I think, yeah. 0.89

00:49:33.320 Something like that.

00:49:34.440 I wasn't very popular with the frat people.

00:49:38.320 They have their own culture, right?

00:49:39.980 When you talk about culture, frat is its own culture.

00:49:41.960 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:49:42.440 They like to vomit on each other until somebody's secretly gay, you know what I'm saying, dude? 1.00

00:49:46.620 That's the type shit I'm into. 1.00

00:49:48.080 Type shit, boy. 1.00

00:49:49.260 Shout out, Pikes. 1.00

00:49:50.560 Pill gang.

00:49:51.260 Can you still do those things, the hazing rituals?

00:49:54.000 I don't know.

00:49:54.420 It's just sexual assault, but on your friends. 0.98

00:49:58.120 I didn't know vomit could be a lubricant, but hey, here's another bush light, Ricky. 1.00

00:50:05.540 Yeah, they're just so, and I see them just bullshit their way through university. 0.99

00:50:10.360 I was like, I need some of that. 0.99

00:50:11.600 I need some of that white male confidence.

00:50:14.900 Not too much. 0.99

00:50:15.960 You have too much, you become annoying and entitled, right?

00:50:18.580 Yeah.

00:50:18.860 20% of it, just a little bit.

00:50:20.540 Not too much.

00:50:21.380 Yeah, you don't want to turn into Chet Hanks or whatever.

00:50:23.580 He went to our school.

00:50:24.520 Did he?

00:50:25.220 Northwestern, yeah.

00:50:25.620 Let's go.

00:50:26.440 Nice, man.

00:50:27.000 He came to see it.

00:50:27.760 I was in a black sketch comedy group back in university.

00:50:31.260 Chet Hanks and Tom Hanks were at our show once.

00:50:33.280 And Rita Wilson, Tom's wife.

00:50:34.960 And they all came to your show?

00:50:35.980 Yeah, they came to the show.

00:50:36.680 It was me and a group of people.

00:50:38.700 Black folks? 0.91

00:50:40.040 Yeah, mostly black folks.

00:50:41.100 They always need one Asian guy and one white person. 0.98

00:50:43.680 So that was a token.

00:50:44.900 He was a token.

00:50:45.920 Yeah.

00:50:46.320 Yeah.

00:50:46.980 We got to pass this ADN word in certain sketches.

00:50:49.200 You did?

00:50:49.640 It was cool.

00:50:50.020 Yeah.

00:50:50.400 Oh, wow.

00:50:50.860 They're doing that at Northwestern?

00:50:52.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:53.860 Hell, yeah.

00:50:54.540 That's what the N stands for in Northwestern, dude.

00:50:57.540 That's what I'm talking about.

00:50:59.020 That's what we need more of.

00:51:00.220 Dude, I've said this for years.

00:51:01.980 And not for years, but I've said this for almost four months.

00:51:05.140 If you auctioned off the N word, say somebody's going to say it, right? 0.99

00:51:09.800 Like tonight, Uncle Roger's going to drop the N bomb at 11 p.m., right? 0.99

00:51:14.180 But you auction it off.

00:51:15.260 You say, I'm going to donate money to watch the stream.

00:51:18.300 I'm going to pay.

00:51:19.000 They say it. 0.98

00:51:19.620 And the money goes towards a black organization.

00:51:22.460 Yeah.

00:51:22.780 I think that would work.

00:51:24.240 I think that's a good idea.

00:51:25.700 Yeah.

00:51:26.220 But do you have limitations in how they say it?

00:51:30.020 No, I think they just get, they have to say it within three or four minutes.

00:51:33.300 So they could do like a little bit of a dance ensemble and then say it at the end.

00:51:36.860 Like da-da-da-da-da-da. 0.75

00:51:39.180 Hard R or no hard R?

00:51:40.860 I think it's up to them.

00:51:41.840 And I think it's at what price level you pay.

00:51:43.900 Like say Angelina Jolie is going to drop that thing, right? 1.00

00:51:46.780 Okay.

00:51:47.560 I mean.

00:51:48.380 I would tune in to watch that. 0.98

00:51:49.720 I think more people would like that than that fucking Imagine song that they did a few 0.98

00:51:54.560 years ago. 0.99

00:51:55.300 Oh, yeah.

00:51:56.920 Yeah.

00:51:57.680 Imagine words.

00:51:58.880 That's what I'm saying, dude.

00:52:00.000 That's what they need to do.

00:52:01.140 So I'm just saying, because people are always talking about reparations, this, reparations,

00:52:03.740 that.

00:52:04.600 But you're out here policing people for the N-word.

00:52:08.460 Organize.

00:52:08.920 That's a great idea.

00:52:09.720 And make some money for your community.

00:52:11.560 Yeah.

00:52:11.860 By auctioning it off.

00:52:12.780 People are already saying it.

00:52:14.340 Yeah.

00:52:14.640 For free.

00:52:15.980 That's what I'm from.

00:52:18.320 Dude, I love this.

00:52:19.520 We've got to do that.

00:52:20.160 This is like the United Nations meeting, dude.

00:52:21.540 Let's start a Twitch stream, okay?

00:52:23.140 Yeah.

00:52:25.520 And tonight, who would be the best that you would love to hear say the N-word?

00:52:29.800 And let's be honest, and this isn't a racial thing.

00:52:31.500 This is just about vernacular and raising money for a community.

00:52:34.580 I want to see Trevor Wallace say the N-word.

00:52:37.800 Yeah, because he does not say it.

00:52:39.300 But he looks like he wants to say it sometimes.

00:52:41.460 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:52:42.500 Oh, if you tickle him.

00:52:43.860 Yeah.

00:52:44.100 Oh.

00:52:45.040 I bet he says it in his sleep.

00:52:46.660 This is sleep talking.

00:52:49.020 Sorry, Trevor.

00:52:49.960 Oh, yeah.

00:52:50.780 He puts the N in Ambien, dude. 0.92

00:52:52.680 You know what I'm talking about?

00:52:54.720 What's up, Kyle?

00:52:58.400 Dude, that would be so great.

00:52:59.960 Yeah, I'd love to see that.

00:53:01.040 Yeah, I would love to see Trevor Wallace.

00:53:02.380 And then who's someone that's older that I would love to see say it?

00:53:05.760 Someone who's probably like in a coma or something, but if you could get him to whisper it or something

00:53:09.100 for like an expensive stream.

00:53:11.220 I'm talking like about a $13, $14 stream.

00:53:14.400 Who's somebody?

00:53:15.220 Look up older people in coma, celebrities or people on there struggling, something like

00:53:20.280 that.

00:53:21.100 Old people who are struggling.

00:53:23.080 Put almost RIP you can put on there.

00:53:25.400 Ooh, Clint Eastwood.

00:53:26.680 Oh, hey, that would be a legend.

00:53:29.120 He did it for free.

00:53:29.720 Huh?

00:53:30.120 That would be legendary.

00:53:31.780 He says it already.

00:53:32.800 Yeah, he did it for free.

00:53:35.620 There's like three movies about him almost saying it, I think.

00:53:40.240 Oh, Buzz Aldrin, definitely, dude.

00:53:42.920 Yeah.

00:53:43.700 Bro.

00:53:44.200 Is he the guy who went to the moon?

00:53:45.620 Yeah.

00:53:45.900 You know if you're out in space, you got to yell it out there once.

00:53:48.460 Yeah.

00:53:48.580 Nobody can hear it.

00:53:50.540 Only Houston can hear it.

00:53:53.420 We got a problem.

00:53:54.460 Houston, we have a problem.

00:53:55.880 Yeah.

00:53:56.440 Paul Wall, baby.

00:53:58.000 I'm the people's champ.

00:53:59.560 We got a problem, Houston. 0.91

00:54:00.540 Buzz is racist. 0.99

00:54:02.100 Really racist. 0.99

00:54:04.260 You don't think a white guy named Buzz was driving N-bombs? 1.00

00:54:08.060 After a few whiskeys.

00:54:09.200 Oh, for sure, dude. 0.99

00:54:11.360 After a few whiskeys and fake trips to the moon, you don't think he's driving a fucking N-bombs? 1.00

00:54:15.680 But first of all, if you send me to a fake moon and drug me up and send me to a fake moon, I get one N-bombs, man. 0.99

00:54:21.640 Yeah.

00:54:22.100 He could open up for Angelina Jolie.

00:54:24.080 But it's just good to think about how you can raise money.

00:54:26.260 And that's where I'm at.

00:54:27.120 It's like, you know, are we raising money or not?

00:54:30.100 Yeah.

00:54:30.900 I wish we had such a cool racial slur for Asian people. 1.00

00:54:34.620 You know, we got chink, but it's nowhere near the cultural coolness. 1.00

00:54:40.120 Yeah, I'm trying to think of chop dogs would be good. 0.99

00:54:43.140 Chop dogs.

00:54:43.360 But that's kind of fun.

00:54:44.480 Yeah.

00:54:44.820 That's funny.

00:54:46.080 That's funny to say.

00:54:47.040 Look at my chop dogs right here. 0.93

00:54:49.020 Yeah, look up best Asian racial slurs if you can. 1.00

00:54:53.820 Sorry.

00:54:54.740 That's probably on X, not on YouTube.

00:54:57.040 Best Asian slurs. 1.00

00:54:58.500 Yeah, at Elon.

00:54:59.660 But if you can, we're going to need...

00:55:01.520 Excuse me, Grok.

00:55:02.580 Do you know if these slurs are definitely Asian?

00:55:05.880 Let's just look up a couple.

00:55:07.080 I don't want to get crazy.

00:55:08.180 Yeah.

00:55:09.160 Have you had Elon on the pod?

00:55:10.840 I have not.

00:55:12.960 Mama-san, mongoloid. 1.00

00:55:14.820 I thought that was for, like, Down syndrome people.

00:55:17.940 Not for Asian people. 1.00

00:55:19.240 That's just redneck people who don't know how to say... 1.00

00:55:21.940 Mongolia.

00:55:22.980 Mongolia.

00:55:24.340 Can we have some mongoloid beef? 0.98

00:55:29.360 Look, I ate so much of it, I can't even fucking read that well anymore. 0.98

00:55:33.120 My forehead got bigger after Asian mongoloid beef. 1.00

00:55:36.100 My eyes got sunken in.

00:55:38.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:55:39.740 Oh, my God.

00:55:40.580 We got to get out of here, dude.

00:55:42.420 Dude, you know what you need to do is do a show with my friends over there in Australia

00:55:45.960 when you go.

00:55:46.940 Which one?

00:55:47.500 Sean and Marley.

00:55:50.700 Oh, these guys?

00:55:51.740 Yeah.

00:55:52.200 Yeah.

00:55:52.920 I've done, like, some reactions to chefs with Down syndrome, and they're great.

00:55:58.140 They can cook, man.

00:55:58.740 Oh, these guys are the best.

00:55:59.600 One of them doesn't have Down syndrome.

00:56:00.600 One of them does.

00:56:01.300 I'm not even sure.

00:56:02.540 But you go to their home.

00:56:05.220 The greatest experience I had in Australia was spending time with these guys at their

00:56:08.440 home.

00:56:09.240 Really?

00:56:09.600 You went to their homes?

00:56:10.360 Yes.

00:56:11.140 And you pull up, dude.

00:56:12.080 It was just unbelievable.

00:56:13.040 But that would be an amazing crossover.

00:56:15.360 Oh, that's you.

00:56:15.980 Oh, nice.

00:56:16.280 And they would love to have you there, man.

00:56:18.380 I've worked with Down syndrome kids before.

00:56:20.480 I used to volunteer at Down syndrome.

00:56:22.700 Factory or whatever?

00:56:24.000 That's just an Asian. 1.00

00:56:25.420 And that's a joke.

00:56:26.240 That's because a lot of this is an Asian factory work. 0.60

00:56:28.680 I didn't think it was funny.

00:56:30.040 Yeah, the most joyful people.

00:56:31.680 Oh, for sure.

00:56:33.060 Dude, you tickle them. 1.00

00:56:33.760 They can't even feel it because they're already feeling that good.

00:56:36.680 Isn't that crazy?

00:56:37.700 Yeah.

00:56:38.240 Is that true?

00:56:39.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:39.380 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:56:39.760 They're already feeling at a level of being tickled. 1.00

00:56:41.620 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:56:42.960 How did you find out about that fact?

00:56:44.940 Oh, that's the easy one.

00:56:46.760 Is that a grok question as well?

00:56:49.160 That's grok. 0.99

00:56:49.920 Do Down syndrome people feel tickles?

00:56:53.820 I'm not putting that in there.

00:56:55.160 You're going to jail, dude.

00:56:58.320 You're definitely going to jail.

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00:59:29.180 That was a Middle East trip, man.

00:59:33.140 I was watching a clip of you doing that show.

00:59:35.920 That must be a tough crowd, but you did good.

00:59:38.740 Oh, it's nice of you to say that.

00:59:39.980 You're being very nice.

00:59:41.980 That show was hard.

00:59:43.000 I'll tell you what happened.

00:59:44.000 So they weren't supposed to be recording the show.

00:59:46.220 That was part of the agreement was there would be no recording.

00:59:49.100 And I get out there and then there's 20 news cameras. 1.00

00:59:53.120 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:59:54.460 Uh-huh. 1.00

00:59:55.080 And so I'm like, well, what do I do now?

00:59:56.620 Like, you know, I can't just do all my material because then it'll just be out there, right?

01:00:00.600 It's like, and I'm trying to maybe do a special at some point.

01:00:04.460 And then, so that was a-

01:00:07.100 That was nice.

01:00:07.820 Yeah, those are Thobes, right? 0.88

01:00:09.300 Okay.

01:00:09.800 Thobe. 0.53

01:00:10.920 That's Qatar, right?

01:00:12.000 Qatar, yeah.

01:00:12.660 Qatar, okay.

01:00:13.380 And it was so cool, man.

01:00:15.520 But yeah, so I get out there and then there's an audience in front of me, behind me, and to

01:00:19.740 this side of me.

01:00:20.580 And half of each one of them can't speak English.

01:00:25.360 They still laugh, though.

01:00:26.320 I heard laughs.

01:00:26.940 I heard applause breaks.

01:00:27.760 People, I think a lot of that-

01:00:29.100 They made fun of the Navy.

01:00:29.880 They loved it.

01:00:30.920 Oh, yeah.

01:00:31.360 That part was, the best part was calling them Ku Klux Sandsmen. 1.00

01:00:35.240 That was my favorite.

01:00:36.280 That was the only thing.

01:00:37.860 And at that point, I was like, at least, if anything, they flew somebody over here to

01:00:42.300 say that.

01:00:42.820 Yeah.

01:00:43.200 You know?

01:00:44.840 That must be a tough crowd.

01:00:46.280 It was scary.

01:00:46.580 It feels like a corporate crowd, but tougher.

01:00:48.620 Well, I just didn't expect the camera.

01:00:49.900 So suddenly, everything has to change.

01:00:52.420 You're like, what do I do now?

01:00:54.140 Well, I can't, you know?

01:00:56.000 And so it was just like this interesting mix.

01:00:58.340 But then I also, like, before I went out there, I was like, asking God, I was like,

01:01:02.220 just don't make it about me.

01:01:03.200 Let me just try and do my best.

01:01:04.660 Like, you know?

01:01:05.760 So I, and then I realized, it's just, you're over there to have fun.

01:01:08.500 And so we stayed after and took a ton of photos and it was cool, man, just to be on the base

01:01:12.860 and see like, you know, I've done some military tours in the past, but just to be there and

01:01:17.520 just see what people, just what people are living like over there and what the environment

01:01:22.960 is like over there.

01:01:24.240 Yeah.

01:01:24.560 And then we got to, we got to drive across town and all the buildings have, bring up

01:01:29.440 like a basic or what's it called?

01:01:31.580 Common structure, structuring in Qatar.

01:01:35.980 All of their stuff have like the castle, like, you know, that like castles are kind of like

01:01:40.080 that on the top of them.

01:01:41.300 Let me see.

01:01:41.980 I don't fully understand.

01:01:43.820 Like, you know, the rook in when you're playing.

01:01:46.260 Rook is a castle.

01:01:47.280 Yeah.

01:01:47.420 The rook is the castle.

01:01:48.120 So it has the castle top, you know, the top of the castle is like that.

01:01:51.200 Yeah.

01:01:51.300 Yeah.

01:01:51.460 Yeah.

01:01:51.560 All of their buildings there are like that.

01:01:53.780 Oh, really?

01:01:54.660 Wow.

01:01:54.880 So you'll be driving by a place and you're like, oh my God, is that a palace?

01:01:58.460 And they're like, that's a KFC, dude.

01:02:01.400 Every building there has the castling tops and it's all very uniform and there's nothing

01:02:07.800 out of place.

01:02:08.540 There's not a tree out of place.

01:02:10.140 There's not a curve of a sidewalk out of place.

01:02:13.640 Nothing's on.

01:02:14.340 It's like, wow, it's unbelievable.

01:02:16.600 They have a lot of money because everybody there gets subsidized from the government

01:02:23.300 if you're a Qatari citizen.

01:02:25.060 Yeah.

01:02:25.260 But it's impossible to be a Qatari citizen, isn't it?

01:02:27.520 Right.

01:02:27.740 It only travels through the mail.

01:02:29.540 So you can't just, and you can't just have a baby on the land and it's a citizen.

01:02:34.360 Yeah. 0.88

01:02:35.140 Can you be gay and marry a male and get it that way? 0.98

01:02:37.940 Let's see. 0.92

01:02:38.260 That's a great question because you always hear that you can't be gay there or whatever.

01:02:42.440 And it's funny.

01:02:43.320 They had the secret service there and I kept going up to it and I'm like, what's your secret? 0.98

01:02:46.600 Hey, if you're gay, just say if you're gay. 1.00

01:02:50.060 What's your secret? 1.00

01:02:50.880 You wore your mom's underpants.

01:02:52.560 Like, what is he?

01:02:53.580 And every now and then one would slightly show me a gun.

01:02:57.060 Just like. 1.00

01:02:59.420 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:03:00.380 And then that's when I would listen to N words can be gay too. 1.00

01:03:03.900 Just play it. 0.81

01:03:04.860 Let's play that in the ears.

01:03:08.200 Pathways to Qatari citizenship.

01:03:09.620 Citizenship is automatically granted anyone born to a Qatari father, regardless of birthplace.

01:03:14.280 Oh, interesting.

01:03:15.140 Children of Qatari mothers and non-Qatari fathers may apply for citizenship, but only under strict conditions are not guaranteed citizenship.

01:03:24.700 Foreigners can apply for citizenship after at least 25 consecutive years of lawful residence.

01:03:29.320 Wow.

01:03:29.900 Wow.

01:03:30.860 With no more than two months spent outside the country per year.

01:03:34.060 Oh, my God.

01:03:35.240 With no more than two months spent outside the country per year.

01:03:36.940 Whereas in America, you could hang your lower half over a fence and drop something over here and it's American.

01:03:43.100 Yeah.

01:03:43.560 You know, which is kind of cool, actually.

01:03:45.580 I think there's that golden visa thing in America now, right?

01:03:49.420 Five million dollars or something?

01:03:50.980 They're giving that away.

01:03:51.800 I think it's where America's got citizenship.

01:03:54.660 I think Howie Mandel is one of the hosts of it.

01:03:56.380 But dual citizenship is not permitted.

01:03:58.560 Applicants must renounce their previous citizenship upon naturalization.

01:04:02.260 Wow.

01:04:02.360 I think that's important. 0.97

01:04:03.440 So you can't be gay. 1.00

01:04:04.800 Oh, wait.

01:04:05.280 Legal status of same-sex marriage.

01:04:07.360 Okay.

01:04:07.620 Same-sex marriage, civil unions, and domestic partnerships are not recognized or legal in Qatar.

01:04:13.240 Hmm.

01:04:13.840 Qatari law, influenced by traditional Islamic principles, criminalizes same-sex sexual activity

01:04:19.580 and does not recognize any legal status for same-sex couples.

01:04:23.300 Cohabitation outside of heterosexual marriage is also illegal.

01:04:26.460 Wow.

01:04:27.620 So there's no way for us to be Qatari citizens.

01:04:30.620 Mm-mm.

01:04:31.480 Hmm.

01:04:32.600 In our next life, I believe in reincarnation.

01:04:34.720 Oh.

01:04:35.400 I'll meet you there, brother.

01:04:36.600 See you there, man.

01:04:37.840 Play our song.

01:04:38.700 He explains to you.

01:04:40.700 We can't be gay too.

01:04:42.980 Yeah, that's perfect, dude.

01:04:47.020 What is the, uh, what's the improper way to cook rice, just for whites and listeners

01:04:53.540 of this?

01:04:54.140 That's what I built my whole career off of, man.

01:04:55.920 Is it really?

01:04:56.540 I think the proper way is to just get a rice cooker.

01:04:59.900 Yeah.

01:05:00.280 You know, you have one of those?

01:05:01.880 No, I lived with an Asian girl when I first moved to Los Angeles.

01:05:05.140 Uh-huh.

01:05:05.680 She needs to educate you on that stuff, man.

01:05:07.620 Oh, we couldn't even afford heat.

01:05:09.340 Sometimes we'd have her turn that on in our room for a little while. 1.00

01:05:11.920 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:05:12.980 But now, now things are different now, right? 1.00

01:05:14.460 You can afford a rice cooker now.

01:05:15.760 Oh, yeah.

01:05:16.040 I can have a rice cooker in each room.

01:05:17.440 Yeah.

01:05:19.000 You can just be making rice.

01:05:20.920 You can have an Asian in each room making rice for you.

01:05:23.060 That's how, what you can afford now.

01:05:23.960 Oh, I would love that.

01:05:25.060 A little cinnamon Asian. 0.97

01:05:25.920 You got the sugar book person.

01:05:26.940 Yeah.

01:05:27.460 $80 a week.

01:05:28.620 Just come make rice for me, girl. 1.00

01:05:31.820 But a rice cooker is great because it just takes care of everything for you.

01:05:34.640 And when it's done, it keeps it warm.

01:05:36.720 So you can just press play, go out, do your thing, come back, rice is ready.

01:05:40.720 That's it.

01:05:41.220 And it smells good.

01:05:42.100 It's perfect. 0.76

01:05:42.600 So doing anything crazy with rice where you're boiling all that, it's kind of ridiculous.

01:05:47.620 You can just do a rice cooker easy.

01:05:48.820 Yeah.

01:05:49.240 Because every time in the West, okay, here's the difference.

01:05:52.220 In Asia, you ask someone how to make rice, they're like, rice cooker, the story's over. 1.00

01:05:56.640 Over here, I ask them how to make rice.

01:05:58.220 They give you this long mathematical equation with science and how many cups of water to one to three ratio of rice to water.

01:06:06.700 It's a whole science lab breaking bad project.

01:06:09.660 Yeah, it's like Andrew Huberman making rice.

01:06:11.260 Yeah, like we don't need that.

01:06:12.640 We don't need a whole podcast to make one bowl of rice.

01:06:15.780 Yeah.

01:06:16.180 You know, so I recommend everybody just get a rice cooker.

01:06:18.760 You know, make life easy for yourself.

01:06:20.300 Yeah.

01:06:20.700 Make it simple.

01:06:21.440 Just do that.

01:06:22.700 Do you cook a lot at home?

01:06:23.760 I only eat two things, honestly, at home.

01:06:29.300 Smoothie.

01:06:30.200 Okay.

01:06:31.100 I eat one smoothie that has blueberries, spinaches, walnut.

01:06:37.060 But that's eating, though.

01:06:38.080 That's not eating.

01:06:38.700 Protein powder.

01:06:39.900 Okay.

01:06:41.660 And food?

01:06:42.300 Lactose-free milk, a little bit of cinnamon, half teaspoon of Stay Met's mushroom powder,

01:06:48.560 some Armra, Armra, Colostrum.

01:06:53.060 What else?

01:06:53.960 Oh, half a teaspoon of algae, sea algae powder.

01:06:58.100 That's fine.

01:06:59.380 Fine grain.

01:06:59.940 Fine grain. 1.00

01:07:00.560 I don't like that choppy shit. 1.00

01:07:01.540 What is, what's Colostrum? 1.00

01:07:03.580 Armra.

01:07:04.120 It's something that, it's in baby milk.

01:07:06.080 Is that placenta?

01:07:07.180 Oh, it's something in baby milk.

01:07:08.720 Oh, okay.

01:07:09.700 I love it.

01:07:10.340 Is it good for you?

01:07:11.280 I mean, was baby milk good for you?

01:07:13.440 Probably.

01:07:13.920 I don't remember now.

01:07:14.660 Oh, you imagine that?

01:07:15.640 Yeah.

01:07:16.480 I need to ask my mom. 0.99

01:07:18.380 Was I healthier when I was sucking in your tit? 0.99

01:07:20.260 Oh, I'm sure I was. 1.00

01:07:21.660 Dude, look at me now. 0.99

01:07:23.640 Fucking trouble. 0.99

01:07:24.680 I'm fucking spray tanning my back because I'm losing pigment. 1.00

01:07:27.180 God damn, yeah. 0.99

01:07:28.100 Just getting wider and wider. 1.00

01:07:29.460 I love that damn baby milk, tit. 1.00

01:07:31.480 Colostrum. 1.00

01:07:32.080 Where'd you get, it doesn't look like an air wand thing, isn't it?

01:07:35.220 They started dealing, I think we actually do, I think we honestly, I think we even do

01:07:38.800 some ads for them.

01:07:39.740 But so I mix that together in a blender.

01:07:41.260 That is my, that's my smoothie.

01:07:42.740 That's what I have every time.

01:07:43.520 And then other than that, sometimes at night, about 45 minutes before bed, I'll make myself

01:07:48.020 a ground beef quesadilla.

01:07:51.880 Okay.

01:07:52.540 Okay.

01:07:52.940 You got to expand your palate, man.

01:07:54.420 Mm-mm.

01:07:55.440 Give it a try.

01:07:56.300 I don't want that.

01:07:57.160 I'll bring you around.

01:07:58.160 I'll bring you to Koreatown. 0.99

01:07:59.620 But why is it that every time Asians, they want to take you somewhere to fucking feed you? 1.00

01:08:03.660 That's the thing, bro. 0.99

01:08:04.480 Yeah.

01:08:04.720 We don't like cooking at home.

01:08:06.480 Oh, really?

01:08:07.160 Because cooking, there's so much good food here.

01:08:09.140 The cooking at home is almost arrogant.

01:08:11.020 You think like, what, you think you can do better than this place?

01:08:13.820 You know?

01:08:15.000 So I got to bring you somewhere.

01:08:17.920 Oh.

01:08:18.600 Create some joy. 1.00

01:08:20.280 Let you see some shit. 1.00

01:08:22.660 Fuyo, that's your restaurant? 1.00

01:08:23.920 Fuyo, yeah, yeah.

01:08:24.820 Fuyo.

01:08:25.420 Fuyo, it's Uncle Roger.

01:08:26.580 That's the restaurant name.

01:08:27.800 Yeah.

01:08:28.080 Congratulations, dude.

01:08:29.080 No, thank you, man.

01:08:29.820 Thank you.

01:08:30.240 It's so awesome.

01:08:31.080 That's only in Malaysia right now.

01:08:32.460 Hopefully, we'll expand this concept to all of Asia.

01:08:36.220 But later this year, hopefully, we also have something, a new concept opening in London.

01:08:41.120 Really?

01:08:41.760 Yeah.

01:08:42.300 Different, different.

01:08:43.240 Oh, this is the first time I'm saying it to the world. 1.00

01:08:45.240 Shit. 0.99

01:08:45.860 But yeah, we have, we just got the lease for a place in London. 0.99

01:08:48.820 Let's go.

01:08:49.720 Completely different restaurant name and stuff.

01:08:51.340 Fuyo.

01:08:51.860 Thank you. 0.99

01:08:52.460 Fuyo is like a Malaysian slang for saying fuck yeah. 0.99

01:08:55.020 Oh, okay. 1.00

01:08:55.720 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:56.500 Nice.

01:08:56.780 Fuyo.

01:08:57.500 Fuyo.

01:08:58.380 Fuyo.

01:08:58.780 Fuyo.

01:09:00.700 Yeah.

01:09:01.100 Yeah, I love that, dude.

01:09:02.620 It's so cool.

01:09:03.440 And when you went there for the first time, did you have to go and help design the actual

01:09:07.580 restaurant?

01:09:08.000 How did that, how hands-on are you in something like that, right?

01:09:11.180 Certain aspects.

01:09:12.240 I came up with a few of the fried rice recipes.

01:09:15.920 So, Fuyo, it's Uncle Roger, is a fast, casual fried rice restaurant.

01:09:19.480 Okay.

01:09:19.860 So, you get fried rice as your base.

01:09:21.320 You can add toppings to it.

01:09:22.620 Oh, it sounds so good.

01:09:24.300 Oh, it's good, man.

01:09:25.140 We are very proud of our fried rice.

01:09:26.700 And I came up with a few of the recipes.

01:09:28.560 You know, this is a kimchi fried rice.

01:09:30.900 So, I decided, yes, we need some seaweed.

01:09:33.340 We decide how we want to plate it.

01:09:34.940 You know, the seaweed on the side and the perimeter.

01:09:37.520 And how you want to chop the spring onion.

01:09:39.480 There are many ways to chop spring onion.

01:09:40.680 You've got to find the perfect way.

01:09:41.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:09:43.000 It's all a little, like, bright colored and a little corny from a Western eye.

01:09:47.560 But it works for Asia.

01:09:49.460 And we like cutesy things.

01:09:50.980 And also, a lot of kids like it.

01:09:52.760 Younger people like it.

01:09:53.860 Yeah, it's fun.

01:09:54.780 Well, also, I think getting younger people to like, especially, like, younger American people

01:09:58.820 to like, just to try something a little bit different, right?

01:10:02.420 Yeah.

01:10:02.940 Like, I think my nephews would love this kind of thing, man.

01:10:05.480 Look at that egg, man.

01:10:06.380 Look at how runny it is. 1.00

01:10:07.520 Oh, that bitch is good, huh? 1.00

01:10:08.100 So, that's another decision to make. 0.99

01:10:09.340 You've got to make the sides crispy and the yolk runny.

01:10:12.320 That's what Asians like.

01:10:13.460 Foo-yo, foo-yo, foo-yo. 0.89

01:10:14.340 You've got to add some eggs to your diet, man.

01:10:16.140 Oh, foo-yo.

01:10:17.080 Yeah.

01:10:17.520 Add some runny eggs to your quesadilla, to your ground beef quesadilla.

01:10:22.420 I do very, I do a little bit of cheese on there, shredded cheese, quesadilla.

01:10:26.360 Yeah.

01:10:26.920 And that's real?

01:10:27.920 That's the two things you eat every day?

01:10:30.000 That's the only thing that-

01:10:30.660 For real, you're not joking.

01:10:31.540 That's the only thing that's at my house to eat, and the only thing that's at my apartment

01:10:33.980 to eat.

01:10:34.220 Oh, wow.

01:10:35.020 So, I have that, put a cheese, put a layer of ground beef.

01:10:38.860 One more layer of cheese, take some salt, sea salt, put it on there, top on it, one napkin

01:10:44.700 over it, in the microwave, probably a minute, 15 seconds.

01:10:48.400 When it comes out, I push down on the napkin to strengthen that cheese and that meat combo,

01:10:53.500 put it all together, make it a team.

01:10:54.940 And then I'll cut it, the second I take that napkin off, I cut it, one across one of the

01:11:01.040 bottom, make four pieces.

01:11:02.360 Do not let it get too cold, brother, it gets bad.

01:11:04.840 I need to open a restaurant here, man, so you're going to experience the joy of eating.

01:11:10.120 Oh, I would love that, man.

01:11:11.060 I would love to be associated with your restaurant.

01:11:12.700 Part of why I took a break from stand-up is because it eats into my dinner time.

01:11:17.580 That's how much I like food.

01:11:18.880 It's real, man.

01:11:19.940 Like, you do a show on tour, it's like, I have to sound check at like five, and then

01:11:24.640 I'm stuck in the green room and just eating a cold salad.

01:11:27.460 And then after the show, you just want to drink, you don't want to eat.

01:11:29.940 You know what I mean?

01:11:31.260 Yeah, you're a little bit heightened up, and then otherwise you're eating at like 11 o'clock

01:11:34.820 at night.

01:11:35.340 That's never super fun.

01:11:36.400 No good restaurant is still open at 11.

01:11:38.120 Nothing.

01:11:38.340 Even if you try to set up something in advance, you know, it won't stay open sometimes.

01:11:44.380 But you can order food.

01:11:45.300 But yeah, touring, it's a hectic lifestyle.

01:11:48.600 How do you stay fit when you're always eating?

01:11:50.980 Do you also have to take care of yourself, or do you want to turn into fat?

01:11:55.160 No, I think I got to take care of myself, man.

01:11:58.560 I want my life expectancy to go a little beyond that.

01:12:02.060 So I just work out.

01:12:03.020 I try to let my dinner be my all-out meal.

01:12:07.860 Every dinner is my cheat meal, but every other meal is like a healthy thing.

01:12:12.280 I try.

01:12:13.040 I try.

01:12:13.660 And do you eat breakfast?

01:12:14.880 Do Malaysians eat breakfast? 1.00

01:12:16.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:16.860 We got some good breakfast, man.

01:12:19.300 I think best breakfast in the world.

01:12:20.440 We got rice for breakfast.

01:12:22.480 See, that's the part.

01:12:23.560 I'm open to it.

01:12:24.540 I think you just, I would have to get.

01:12:25.800 Let's try it.

01:12:26.080 Search this, search Nasi Lama, N-A-S-I. 1.00

01:12:30.340 Yeah, Malaysian breakfast.

01:12:31.020 That's the first image.

01:12:31.900 That's the one we have.

01:12:33.360 So look at the variety.

01:12:35.340 Rice, peanuts, the sambal paste, a red paste there, fried chicken sometimes.

01:12:40.860 What's a sambal paste?

01:12:42.300 It's like chili shrimp paste.

01:12:45.340 You know?

01:12:47.400 I'm getting hungry now.

01:12:48.560 I'm just thinking about this.

01:12:49.440 And those are sardines?

01:12:50.620 Huh?

01:12:51.100 Those are sardines?

01:12:51.760 Those are deep fried anchovies.

01:12:53.740 Oh.

01:12:54.280 Crispy.

01:12:55.080 I feel like this, the joy of this image is lost on you, Dio.

01:12:59.900 I could see that.

01:13:00.600 Yeah, look at that.

01:13:01.300 It's served on a banana leaf.

01:13:02.600 Look at how appetizing that is.

01:13:04.480 You know?

01:13:05.340 And then look at that one, the one from Medium.

01:13:07.660 The one, yeah, that one.

01:13:09.100 This is another Malaysian breakfast.

01:13:10.600 This is more Indian Malaysian style.

01:13:12.260 I like this one.

01:13:12.760 See, you have the roti, the thin bread, slightly crispy and airy.

01:13:16.580 You dip it in that yellow dal.

01:13:18.340 Oh, yeah.

01:13:19.360 Ah, man.

01:13:20.820 Again, it beats any ground beef quesadilla, man.

01:13:24.520 But in Qatar, they had a lot of beautiful sauces and stuff, too.

01:13:27.480 Yeah, we love...

01:13:28.260 Sauce is what makes life worth living, you know?

01:13:30.620 Yeah.

01:13:30.820 Add that to your cholesterol smoothie or something.

01:13:34.760 You're right, dude. 1.00

01:13:35.260 I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:13:36.480 What am I doing? 1.00

01:13:37.120 There's all this great food and I'm eating the same shit all the time? 1.00

01:13:39.500 What a fucking loser. 1.00

01:13:40.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:41.600 Yeah.

01:13:41.860 We should make a video.

01:13:42.740 Do you like...

01:13:44.000 Maybe next time...

01:13:44.820 Maybe you can make Uncle Roger your meal and then let him judge it. 0.98

01:13:48.500 No, I'm a little snack f***, dude. 0.97

01:13:49.120 I'm f***ing losing my mind, bro, you know? 0.97

01:13:51.820 I've got to get it together, man. 0.78

01:13:53.780 And we'll bleep that word out.

01:13:55.020 Sorry, that was a little bit out of sorts.

01:13:56.720 Yeah.

01:13:57.540 And the shirt you're wearing, too, that's the national flower of Malaysia.

01:14:01.420 You want to know more about Malaysia?

01:14:02.260 That's a hibiscus.

01:14:03.300 Is it?

01:14:03.640 Did you wear that for me?

01:14:04.760 To show respect, yeah.

01:14:05.600 Oh, thank you, man.

01:14:06.720 I'll take it.

01:14:07.540 Look at that.

01:14:08.740 Oh, that's beautiful.

01:14:09.980 Yeah.

01:14:10.560 We have a lot of respect for Asian culture here.

01:14:12.900 Thank you.

01:14:13.620 And I think we want to...

01:14:14.440 Arigato gozaimasu.

01:14:15.520 Oh.

01:14:16.040 Yeah, that's Japanese, but you know.

01:14:17.300 It is?

01:14:17.820 Yeah.

01:14:18.080 Arigato.

01:14:19.840 Hajimimashite.

01:14:21.040 Huh?

01:14:22.140 Hajimimashite.

01:14:23.140 I don't know what that means.

01:14:23.960 Oh.

01:14:24.200 I know one word.

01:14:25.000 Oh.

01:14:25.380 Our friendship begins.

01:14:26.280 That's what it means in Japanese.

01:14:28.220 Thank you.

01:14:28.720 Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

01:14:30.180 I love the way they say thank you in Japan.

01:14:33.020 They just bow at you.

01:14:35.060 Yeah.

01:14:35.420 The most polite Asian people.

01:14:37.080 I know.

01:14:37.600 You know?

01:14:37.900 Have you been there?

01:14:38.360 Have you toured there?

01:14:39.240 Beautiful.

01:14:40.220 Yeah, I've been to Japan.

01:14:42.340 I haven't toured there, though.

01:14:43.760 Oh, you should tour there.

01:14:44.680 I think you'll get a good crowd.

01:14:45.580 You think so?

01:14:46.460 The expat crowd.

01:14:47.560 Yeah.

01:14:47.760 And then maybe a few, like, random Japanese people who got lost.

01:14:51.760 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:52.280 Just saw a sign.

01:14:53.980 I like the hair cuter.

01:14:57.300 I just end up with your show.

01:14:58.960 What?

01:14:59.140 Yeah, dude, the thing of, let's, what are some of the, like, some Asians get no credit,

01:15:06.020 the Laotians, right?

01:15:07.340 Yeah.

01:15:08.940 Laotian people.

01:15:09.960 Yeah.

01:15:10.060 You never met.

01:15:10.640 They, I pissed them off one time.

01:15:12.600 Did you?

01:15:13.000 Because I said, what did I say? 0.99

01:15:14.600 Oh, Uncle Roger said, Cambodian and, and Laotian food is like a shit version of Thai food. 0.99

01:15:20.080 Hmm. 0.99

01:15:20.520 And they get mad when they insult their food, man.

01:15:22.900 The Laotians.

01:15:23.660 Yeah.

01:15:24.080 Laotians and Cambodians.

01:15:25.440 Oh.

01:15:26.000 I still think it's, okay, maybe not Laot, but Cambodian food.

01:15:28.960 Yeah.

01:15:29.080 It's kind of true in a way.

01:15:30.040 I think Thai, Thai people perfected that region's food.

01:15:33.880 You think so?

01:15:34.480 Yeah.

01:15:34.660 Because they, they took inspiration from the Laotian people, their own Thai people. 0.99

01:15:38.580 And Cambodia, you guys bombed them to shit. 0.98

01:15:41.080 So that's why they couldn't, yeah, that's why. 0.99

01:15:43.500 It's hard to eat with the bombing.

01:15:44.940 Yeah.

01:15:45.620 I know.

01:15:46.140 It's hard to enjoy your noodles when there's a landmine next to you.

01:15:49.000 Just like, don't drop the chopstick.

01:15:51.880 It's going to trigger the explosion.

01:15:54.700 Yeah.

01:15:55.060 I've been to Cambodia.

01:15:56.320 Sometimes it makes me sad.

01:15:57.840 You've been to Cambodia?

01:15:58.540 Yeah.

01:15:58.720 Yeah.

01:15:58.880 Yeah.

01:15:59.080 I've been to, what's it called?

01:16:02.180 Angkor Wat.

01:16:03.160 That's it.

01:16:03.540 Angkor Wat.

01:16:04.040 Yeah.

01:16:04.120 Yeah.

01:16:04.240 Yeah.

01:16:04.520 Yeah.

01:16:04.640 And it's right next to Vietnam.

01:16:07.180 Yeah.

01:16:07.400 And is it, it makes you sad because of just the aftermath of the war there and stuff?

01:16:11.180 Yeah.

01:16:11.540 Aftermath of the war.

01:16:12.420 And you just see people who've lost limbs.

01:16:15.560 Oh.

01:16:16.200 You know?

01:16:16.820 Because you plant, and there's still active landmines there.

01:16:19.540 Oh.

01:16:19.780 So you never, you can't venture, you can't just venture off the path.

01:16:23.580 You know?

01:16:23.860 The tour guide tells you, don't walk off the path.

01:16:26.400 Everybody's walking.

01:16:27.060 You might step on a landmine.

01:16:28.520 Oh.

01:16:29.120 Yeah.

01:16:29.780 Who has that song, Landmine? 1.00

01:16:31.320 Who is that? 0.98

01:16:33.860 Landmines can be gay too. 0.99

01:16:35.880 Pooh. 0.99

01:16:37.060 Pooh.

01:16:39.500 Jazz hands.

01:16:40.560 Um.

01:16:41.740 Oh, it's Bruno Mars?

01:16:42.620 Catch a grenade for you, that song?

01:16:44.260 Oh, yeah.

01:16:44.780 That's what I'm thinking of.

01:16:45.440 Bruno Mars, I'll catch a grenade for you.

01:16:46.940 Oh.

01:16:47.940 But no, that is heartbreaking.

01:16:49.220 Can you bring that up?

01:16:49.980 Is that true?

01:16:50.440 How much landmines are still in Cambodia?

01:16:52.520 Yeah.

01:16:52.700 That's heartbreaking.

01:16:53.820 Yeah.

01:16:54.260 It's your...

01:16:55.260 And did we put them there?

01:16:56.500 I think so.

01:16:57.400 Oh.

01:16:57.600 I think what's the guy who, the president who passed away last year, I think.

01:17:03.560 Joe Biden?

01:17:04.380 No.

01:17:06.580 He's still kicking.

01:17:08.040 He's still kicking, I think.

01:17:10.460 Jimmy Carter.

01:17:11.720 Oh, Jimmy Carter, yeah.

01:17:12.700 Jimmy Carter.

01:17:13.180 Was he the one who...

01:17:14.220 There's somebody.

01:17:15.520 I don't fully know the history. 0.98

01:17:17.160 I just know that you guys were, you know, highly responsible in fucking the map. 0.96

01:17:21.540 I'm sure. 0.98

01:17:21.920 Let me see.

01:17:23.720 Millions of landmines.

01:17:24.540 Cambodia is one of the most heavily landmine-contaminated countries in the world, with estimates ranging

01:17:28.440 from four to six million landmines and unexploded ordnance scattered across the country.

01:17:35.100 As of the end of 2022, Cambodia had identified 681 square kilometers of land contaminated with

01:17:41.960 anti-personnel landmines.

01:17:44.020 God.

01:17:44.640 Yeah.

01:17:44.960 New areas of contamination are continually being discovered, making the precise number of

01:17:48.520 landmines difficult to determine.

01:17:50.900 And click on that third article over there, Human Progress.

01:17:54.400 On February 2025, Prime Minister Samdet De Hun Minit.

01:17:59.760 Samdet De Hun Minit.

01:18:01.180 How do you say it?

01:18:02.260 I don't know. 1.00

01:18:02.940 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:18:03.620 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:04.160 Highlighted the remarkable achievements in Cambodia's ongoing mine clearance campaign

01:18:07.580 over the past 32 years.

01:18:09.080 Since its inception in 1992, the IN initiative has successfully cleared nearly 3,300 square

01:18:14.480 kilometers of landmines.

01:18:15.820 Man.

01:18:17.100 Yeah.

01:18:17.540 They have more landmines than you have, like, Starbucks' here. 0.97

01:18:21.220 Yeah, but I mean, it just puts hopscotch on a whole new fucking level, huh? 0.97

01:18:25.060 Yeah. 0.97

01:18:25.920 Advanced hopscotch.

01:18:26.740 It's high-stakes hopscotch.

01:18:28.180 Just draw the lines.

01:18:29.140 Good luck.

01:18:30.640 Dude, this is horrible.

01:18:32.420 It's like a squid game over there.

01:18:34.300 Hopscotch squid game.

01:18:35.340 All you need is, like, a SimpliSafe camera set up on a tree over there to get your squid

01:18:40.160 game season three.

01:18:42.340 Oh.

01:18:43.440 Yeah.

01:18:43.780 What is this?

01:18:44.460 What Asian have the most, like, a lot of Asians squint when they look, right? 1.00

01:18:47.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:48.620 Which Asian have the most? 0.90

01:18:49.400 I think every race squint when they look. 1.00

01:18:50.920 Come on.

01:18:51.440 You squint when you look, too.

01:18:52.400 Oh, yeah.

01:18:52.760 I look a little Asian, man.

01:18:54.660 Yeah.

01:18:55.360 You got a little Asian in you. 0.99

01:18:57.080 Yeah.

01:18:58.400 Yeah.

01:18:58.840 I'm, uh, and what, but what Asian have the most squint? 1.00

01:19:01.580 Is there one that, like, what Asian has the one where you just want to put a couple quarters

01:19:04.700 in their face?

01:19:05.400 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

01:19:06.540 Type of shit, you know? 1.00

01:19:08.920 The squinty, the squintiest Asians. 1.00

01:19:12.380 I don't know.

01:19:13.260 Maybe Mongolians because. 1.00

01:19:15.360 Bring them up.

01:19:15.820 Bring them up.

01:19:16.340 Yeah.

01:19:16.460 Because they have, like, really puffy cheeks in there.

01:19:19.940 Oh.

01:19:20.740 So it's a.

01:19:21.720 So it just push the cheeks, push the eyelids up, maybe.

01:19:24.420 Oh, beautiful.

01:19:26.060 I don't know.

01:19:26.440 I love that.

01:19:27.520 Yeah.

01:19:27.820 Squinty is.

01:19:28.160 Let me see what you search.

01:19:29.980 Let me see the Google search.

01:19:31.240 Yeah.

01:19:31.420 Show the search, man.

01:19:31.920 What Asian have the squintiest eyes? 1.00

01:19:33.940 I mean, that's going to get us in trouble, dude.

01:19:35.900 Oh, man.

01:19:36.580 I love, I would love to be on this brainstorming session when you guys had me on yesterday.

01:19:40.980 Brainstorming session?

01:19:41.700 Nigel's coming.

01:19:42.400 Why can we ask him?

01:19:43.240 I don't know.

01:19:44.600 Ask him?

01:19:45.100 We're afraid to say your name out loud. 0.99

01:19:47.480 In case this place is bugged by fucking Memphis PD, dude. 0.99

01:19:52.400 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:53.420 That's another Grok question.

01:19:55.100 Yeah.

01:19:55.560 Bring it up on Grok as well.

01:19:57.760 See if they can help us.

01:20:01.300 Some people say Japanese people because, like, the blast was so bright that they have, like, 1.00

01:20:06.660 a...

01:20:06.760 They need permanent sunglasses.

01:20:07.980 Well, it, like, it was a lot for the community.

01:20:11.460 It's all heartbreaking, man.

01:20:13.500 Oh, it's a stereotype tied to East Asian populations.

01:20:16.080 It's not a stereotype if it's kind of true, right?

01:20:18.560 I don't know.

01:20:19.140 Bring up some wide-eyed Asians in. 1.00

01:20:20.880 Let's see. 1.00

01:20:21.300 Because this could all be bullshit, man. 0.99

01:20:22.800 When I film myself on camera, I have to make sure the camera's positioned a certain way if there's an emotion I want to convey. 0.99

01:20:28.880 Because otherwise, if I look down, it's just a slit.

01:20:31.880 Yeah.

01:20:32.120 You know?

01:20:32.620 So I know I experienced that problem.

01:20:35.880 Oh, this is beautiful.

01:20:37.220 Yeah, I think this is a stereotype, man.

01:20:38.620 We might want to get rid of that stereotype.

01:20:40.340 I don't know if that's true.

01:20:41.560 I think it's true, man.

01:20:43.220 What are common plastic surgeries that some Asians get in order to adjust themselves?

01:20:48.440 We make our eyes bigger.

01:20:49.860 Make our eyes bigger?

01:20:50.520 Yeah.

01:20:50.720 Oh, look at the one lady. 1.00

01:20:51.400 He's got one eye big and one eye regular.

01:20:53.080 Look at that.

01:20:53.620 Second row, left, left.

01:20:55.720 Oh, that's makeup.

01:20:57.740 Nuh-uh.

01:20:58.600 And I think contact lenses.

01:21:00.740 That's makeup?

01:21:01.440 Let's play it.

01:21:03.400 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:21:06.540 Asian bring catfish to a whole new level. 1.00

01:21:08.900 Yeah.

01:21:13.100 Ooh.

01:21:15.240 It's like one of those Rorschach tricks.

01:21:17.240 No.

01:21:18.240 Search, like, crazy Chinese makeup and you'll see it on TikTok. 0.97

01:21:21.900 But the beauty of it is how artistic that Asians are. 0.63

01:21:26.660 Yeah, but it takes ages.

01:21:28.220 It takes so much time out of your day.

01:21:30.440 Yeah.

01:21:31.460 Asians, they call them. 1.00

01:21:32.720 Yeah.

01:21:33.620 Look at this woman just transform. 1.00

01:21:35.740 Nuh-uh.

01:21:36.440 Yeah.

01:21:38.260 Oh, she even puts a fake nose on to make the nose slimmer. 1.00

01:21:41.980 Oh, look at this, huh?

01:21:44.100 Oh, it's Rob Schneider.

01:21:45.120 Make the face simmer.

01:21:50.080 It's just a joke, Rob.

01:21:52.860 Wow, this is really...

01:21:54.420 This is what Jeff Bezos' wife does, you know? 1.00

01:21:58.240 This is crazy, bro.

01:21:59.680 This really happens?

01:22:05.280 I think this is a rare case, you know?

01:22:07.920 Yeah.

01:22:08.540 All of Rob, though.

01:22:09.620 Getting close, dude.

01:22:10.840 Yeah.

01:22:11.500 He's the after.

01:22:12.560 That's almost L. King, at least.

01:22:15.440 Yeah, he's the after, bro.

01:22:17.760 Rob just performed down in Louisiana.

01:22:19.220 It was pretty cool.

01:22:19.940 What else can we talk about?

01:22:24.500 How many episodes do you put out a week?

01:22:26.200 Three, four, two?

01:22:27.200 No, no, no, no.

01:22:28.200 One or two.

01:22:28.940 One or two.

01:22:29.360 We put out six a month.

01:22:30.700 Ah, okay.

01:22:32.140 So that's kind of where we're at in the space right now.

01:22:36.940 It's interesting because, you know, over time, you start thinking, like, well, you start

01:22:41.420 learning more stuff.

01:22:42.620 Yeah.

01:22:42.820 So then there's more stuff you want to talk about, right?

01:22:44.660 Uh-huh.

01:22:44.900 And then you start thinking, well, I want to, you know, if people are listening, I want

01:22:48.680 to introduce some of the things that I like that I think are neat, you know, or people

01:22:51.920 that it's like, oh, maybe they wouldn't know about, you know?

01:22:54.460 Yeah.

01:22:54.660 Like, if half of our audience doesn't know about you and they listen and they love you,

01:22:58.280 like, I've had a great time chatting, man.

01:23:00.100 It's been very fun.

01:23:01.280 Same.

01:23:01.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:02.140 Yeah.

01:23:02.340 And I was, like, kind of worried.

01:23:03.420 I was like, I don't know what it's going to be like, but-

01:23:05.860 He's a normal guy, man.

01:23:06.960 You're hilarious, dude.

01:23:08.080 Thank you.

01:23:08.540 Thank you.

01:23:08.900 Thank you.

01:23:09.060 So funny, dude.

01:23:09.920 And so I'm like, yeah, I think it's just things like that.

01:23:13.860 And then I would like to be able to learn more stuff, like, have people in to learn more.

01:23:19.580 You know, we're trying to have a healthcare, like, a doctor from Gaza who's been, like,

01:23:23.460 over there come on.

01:23:25.300 We're trying to have somebody come on about dopamine and, like, the effects of, like, dopamine

01:23:29.340 addiction and kind of where we are as, like, especially as men, you know, being addicted. 0.99

01:23:34.260 And then always jerking off. 0.97

01:23:36.660 We always talk about that kind of stuff. 0.97

01:23:38.000 And if we can get better.

01:23:38.900 You got to get that guy who's trying to live forever.

01:23:41.360 That Brian Johnson guy.

01:23:42.640 Yeah, we saw that guy, huh?

01:23:43.780 Yeah.

01:23:44.620 I'm fascinated by him.

01:23:45.940 He's almost Korean, huh?

01:23:47.300 Yeah, he looks like it.

01:23:48.540 Everybody turns Asian after a while. 1.00

01:23:50.400 Ariana Grande, her latest look is Asian. 0.99

01:23:54.480 Oh, yeah.

01:23:55.060 ASEAN, they call it in some places.

01:23:56.940 ASEAN-A-Grande.

01:23:58.060 ASEAN-A-Grande.

01:23:59.200 Yeah, look at this guy.

01:24:00.400 Definitely.

01:24:01.220 Yeah, he's turning into a K-pop star.

01:24:03.960 Oh, play our song again real quick.

01:24:08.900 Whether you like it or you love it.

01:24:12.080 Whether you're kissing or you're touching.

01:24:14.560 Don't lie the last.

01:24:15.620 Oh, roger, roger, roger.

01:24:18.580 It's no bedtime.

01:24:20.180 It's no bedtime.

01:24:22.100 Yeah, this is crazy, man.

01:24:23.520 And do Asian people think, like, they want to live forever? 1.00

01:24:25.960 Is that more of an American thing?

01:24:27.360 I think it's an American thing, man.

01:24:28.980 We accept our fate, you know?

01:24:31.120 Really?

01:24:31.440 But that's what I like about you guys.

01:24:32.740 You think you can change things.

01:24:34.200 And sometimes you can, you know?

01:24:35.900 Maybe he will live forever.

01:24:37.780 But I have so many relatives who are, like, old.

01:24:40.740 And given how annoying they are, I don't want them to live forever, man.

01:24:44.580 Like, imagine if you're this annoying at 70.

01:24:47.020 Imagine if you're at 700.

01:24:49.240 Oh, how annoying would you be?

01:24:51.740 Yeah, the worst.

01:24:52.960 Yeah.

01:24:54.020 That's part of the reason why I want to do my wedding in Europe.

01:24:56.680 So hopefully none of them can come, you know?

01:24:59.260 It's too far.

01:25:00.280 You have a hip replacement.

01:25:01.180 Oh, dude, definitely.

01:25:02.060 Because a lot of the air travel really wear on some of that metal.

01:25:04.940 Yeah.

01:25:05.680 They can't even walk through the TSA.

01:25:07.280 They start beeping.

01:25:08.680 Yeah, they need, yeah, I'm trying to think about Asians. 0.99

01:25:13.860 But in a sense, the thing you want to do with your channel,

01:25:16.980 introducing people to more things,

01:25:18.460 that's kind of the same with what I want to do, you know?

01:25:20.840 Especially for my food.

01:25:21.940 Because food is so tied to culture, right?

01:25:25.120 So there are a lot of videos where, sure, you know,

01:25:27.520 a lot of them is me roasting celebrity chefs,

01:25:29.420 but there are also a lot where Uncle Roger travels to a place.

01:25:31.980 Like my recent one, I went to Thailand,

01:25:34.280 and I got someone who lives there to show me.

01:25:36.140 Mark Wiens, another big food person.

01:25:37.440 Oh, you ate at 6.30 a.m.

01:25:38.800 You ate in the morning.

01:25:39.600 Oh, yeah.

01:25:40.200 Thai green curry in the morning.

01:25:41.580 Oh, the best I've tasted.

01:25:43.380 So good.

01:25:44.360 And I feel like a lot of the times when Western people go to Asia,

01:25:47.800 they always show the weirdest parts of what Asian people eat, you know? 1.00

01:25:51.600 Yeah, like, come eat these cat nuts or whatever, huh?

01:25:54.160 Yeah.

01:25:54.820 So I feel like me doing this is kind of like,

01:25:57.840 almost like an insider view of Asia,

01:25:59.860 compared to like a Western perspective of Asia.

01:26:02.720 And I feel like that's my little contribution to the internet.

01:26:05.320 Hmm.

01:26:06.640 Yeah.

01:26:07.180 Oh, there you go.

01:26:07.880 Oh, yeah.

01:26:08.240 That's me.

01:26:08.920 And that's just a secret curry spice.

01:26:12.100 I look good.

01:26:12.720 This is a high effort podcast, man.

01:26:14.220 You got a Photoshop person on board?

01:26:16.700 Yeah, we got one guy.

01:26:18.720 But it's just a secret seasoning you're selling.

01:26:21.900 Yeah.

01:26:22.540 That'd be great.

01:26:23.500 That's a chili sauce.

01:26:25.160 That's my new chili sauce.

01:26:27.180 Well, I think Asian food is just expanding in the U.S.

01:26:30.200 I'm sure that it's just growing.

01:26:31.780 Look that up.

01:26:32.360 Is Asian cuisine growing in America?

01:26:34.980 It must be.

01:26:35.460 Definitely, definitely.

01:26:36.380 And there are so many of us globally, you know?

01:26:38.860 Of Asian. 0.93

01:26:39.560 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:40.040 Oh, yeah.

01:26:41.180 Oh, you see one Asian, you've seen them all. 1.00

01:26:43.120 That's the old motto.

01:26:44.040 Yeah.

01:26:46.320 Asian cuisine is growing.

01:26:47.740 It's growing in popularity in America.

01:26:48.820 This is reflected in the increase of Asian restaurants.

01:26:50.420 Well, that's easy to say.

01:26:51.220 So it's getting more and more specific.

01:26:52.660 Oh, sorry.

01:26:53.080 Please read first.

01:26:53.640 Go back up.

01:26:54.400 U.S. visitors to Asia saw a 33% jump,

01:26:56.680 while Oceania and Central America each saw a 30% increase.

01:26:59.320 So people just traveling.

01:27:00.540 Yeah.

01:27:01.120 Traveling overall is just increasing their palate.

01:27:03.080 Japan is the gateway drug to Asia. 0.99

01:27:05.200 Really?

01:27:05.540 Because Americans love Japan.

01:27:07.420 But then when they get there, they love it so much,

01:27:09.480 then you get the courage to explore other parts of Asia.

01:27:12.540 Thailand, Cambodia.

01:27:14.380 Yeah.

01:27:14.580 See the landmines, you know?

01:27:16.260 Yeah, yeah.

01:27:17.080 See the ladyboys in Bangkok.

01:27:19.360 Oh, dude, yeah. 0.68

01:27:20.540 They'll both blow you up.

01:27:22.020 Yeah.

01:27:23.500 Yeah.

01:27:23.860 One's a little nicer, I think.

01:27:27.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:27:29.200 Yeah, I think Thailand's been doing the trans thing for a long time.

01:27:33.360 They've nailed it.

01:27:34.480 Yeah.

01:27:34.860 I think.

01:27:35.600 And that's growing too.

01:27:36.840 Men that prefer trans women.

01:27:39.680 And bring that up. 0.94

01:27:41.480 How much are people enjoying more trans sexual? 0.99

01:27:45.740 But the trans people in Thailand are like hot, hot. 1.00

01:27:49.200 Oh.

01:27:49.440 You know, they put a lot of effort into their process.

01:27:53.840 Oh, yeah.

01:27:54.640 They're not just these bootleg trans people.

01:27:57.120 They have pageants. 0.97

01:27:57.760 They have competitions.

01:27:58.640 Yeah. 0.99

01:27:58.820 Here we just have some fucking fit ginger running around with a bra on during the streets 1.00

01:28:04.460 of New Orleans or a Mardi Gras, and he's yelling that he's into something new or whatever. 1.00

01:28:08.240 It's like, bitch, you're not. 1.00

01:28:10.000 You're just a fucking some St. Patrick's Day bear. 1.00

01:28:13.140 Yeah. 1.00

01:28:14.140 You know?

01:28:15.060 These are men right here.

01:28:16.320 Yeah, they're all dudes, man.

01:28:18.120 Well, what are we?

01:28:18.920 If you hadn't have told me that, I would be empty in an hour. 1.00

01:28:22.260 I'm just saying, sometimes people just say wiener is just long pussy. 1.00

01:28:31.020 I don't think anybody said that. 1.00

01:28:33.260 I think it's just you, Theo. 1.00

01:28:35.640 A wiener is a long pussy? 1.00

01:28:37.520 I think that's just you, man. 1.00

01:28:39.260 I think it's something you hear if you put your, you know, if you.

01:28:42.440 If you really dig the internet, dig deep. 1.00

01:28:46.600 Wiener is just that long pussy. 1.00

01:28:49.060 Who won? 0.99

01:28:49.800 The pageant was inaugurated in 1998.

01:28:52.260 Okay, let me get a little bit more of this because this is really fascinating.

01:28:55.600 Sandra Pimai Panyakam collapsed to the floor and shed tears of joy after she was announced

01:29:02.080 the winner of the 25th Miss Tiffany pageant held at the Tiffany Show Theater in Patia on

01:29:06.940 Sunday night.

01:29:08.440 Sarutu triumphed after failing to catch the judge's eye on four previous appearances as

01:29:12.700 a Miss Tiffany contestant.

01:29:14.500 Wow.

01:29:16.040 Miss Tiffany, a nod to the pageant's original goal of promoting human rights and equality

01:29:20.240 for transgender people in Thailand and around the world.

01:29:23.000 Are transgender people accepted in Thailand?

01:29:25.460 Yeah.

01:29:26.100 They are.

01:29:26.580 Yeah.

01:29:26.880 So it's a big part of their culture.

01:29:28.300 It's a big part of their culture. 1.00

01:29:29.080 They've dealt with this shit ahead of the time. 0.98

01:29:31.340 You know, I think the arguments people have over here about the trans issue, I think Thailand 0.99

01:29:36.040 probably had that 20 years ago.

01:29:38.120 So now it's just part of society.

01:29:41.020 They don't even think about the pronouns.

01:29:42.500 They just get called like she, her or whatever they want to get called.

01:29:45.720 So it's nice.

01:29:47.280 I think we can learn from that a little bit.

01:29:49.980 For sure.

01:29:50.740 I think.

01:29:53.480 Yeah.

01:29:53.880 These people are beautiful.

01:29:54.640 Wow.

01:29:54.860 This is a, that's a young lady, huh? 0.97

01:29:57.660 Yeah.

01:29:57.920 They look good, man.

01:29:59.440 Hey, it's like, you don't know what you don't know.

01:30:01.500 You know, don't come on my back and tell me it's raining, you know?

01:30:04.200 That's that old wife's tale. 0.97

01:30:09.340 I think you've got to tour Thailand next.

01:30:11.440 Wow.

01:30:12.140 I don't know.

01:30:12.980 I don't want.

01:30:13.380 You don't want to risk finding out you enjoy this?

01:30:15.760 I don't know. 0.88

01:30:16.320 You just, you know, you don't want to accidentally bring sand to the freaking wiener beach or whatever,

01:30:20.760 you know?

01:30:21.340 But yeah.

01:30:21.980 Oh no, dude.

01:30:22.480 I think this is great.

01:30:23.300 But I think the issue that we have in America, and that's just a joke, but I think the issue

01:30:26.480 that we have in America is that it's, you have men using it mostly for sports,

01:30:31.000 right?

01:30:31.260 It's like, if you're going over to play sports and you know you're a biological male,

01:30:34.800 to me, it just feels like you're cheating, right?

01:30:36.940 We should have a class that's just for trans people and let them compete there. 1.00

01:30:43.160 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:43.400 And let it be a new thing that we embody and embrace.

01:30:46.100 And that's the thing I would try to start if I'm trans.

01:30:48.180 Like, don't put me in with men or put me in with women if I'm not exactly as them.

01:30:53.960 Let me do something new.

01:30:55.900 I think that's why they have the pageants. 0.98

01:30:57.540 So they keep them busy with the pageants so they don't do sports.

01:31:00.260 Oh, that's a good point.

01:31:01.580 Oh, yeah.

01:31:02.000 If you're too busy.

01:31:03.760 Yeah.

01:31:04.300 These are actual biological women, and they don't look near as good, nearly as good. 1.00

01:31:08.920 That's a good point, huh?

01:31:10.240 Yeah.

01:31:11.040 Maybe we're coming to a unique time in culture where men are tired of being men, so they 0.97

01:31:15.640 would rather spend their time looking like women. 1.00

01:31:17.380 And women are tired of being women, and they would rather be- 1.00

01:31:21.800 Spend time looking like men. 0.99

01:31:23.760 Yeah.

01:31:24.520 They can do whatever they want, man.

01:31:25.920 I think if you become a woman, there's a benefit, too.

01:31:28.380 You can actually become a Qatari citizen, right?

01:31:31.100 Oh, that's a good point, huh?

01:31:32.140 And marry the Qatari male citizen.

01:31:36.180 Yeah, there's a loophole.

01:31:37.260 There's a loophole.

01:31:37.920 Mmm, I like this, huh?

01:31:39.660 Yeah.

01:31:39.800 That's the dessert on the menu at Fuyo.

01:31:43.520 It's Uncle Roger, yeah.

01:31:45.620 That dessert is a secret path to Qatari citizenship. 0.82

01:31:48.720 I like that.

01:31:49.540 I like that.

01:31:50.880 One last thing I want to talk to you about.

01:31:53.220 Oh, you hear a lot about Taiwan and China, right?

01:31:56.300 Oh, yeah.

01:31:57.780 That's gotten some trouble there a few years ago.

01:32:00.780 Just what?

01:32:01.380 Talking about it?

01:32:02.020 Or what do you-

01:32:02.400 I just had a joke.

01:32:03.300 If you search Uncle Roger VS China, I just did a bit that works all over the world.

01:32:09.400 I did that bit in Bangkok and Toronto and LA.

01:32:12.560 It works all over the world.

01:32:13.760 So I kind of just want to gently roast Taiwan and gently roast China. 0.99

01:32:17.120 And then right after that, all my Chinese social media accounts got banned.

01:32:21.780 You know?

01:32:22.200 Really?

01:32:22.660 Yeah, that was two years ago.

01:32:24.220 Everything got wiped.

01:32:25.240 If you search Uncle Roger on those Chinese social media apps, you'll find nothing.

01:32:29.280 Even though I had like hundreds of thousands of followers before that.

01:32:32.160 Really?

01:32:32.660 Yeah.

01:32:32.900 And did you have-

01:32:34.540 Oh, yeah.

01:32:35.060 Wow, this has 40 million views, Uncle Roger?

01:32:37.660 Yeah.

01:32:38.140 It's a YouTube short.

01:32:39.480 Those things go viral sometimes.

01:32:41.120 Not this viral.

01:32:42.000 Yeah, play it if you want.

01:32:42.380 This is the most viral thing since COVID out of China.

01:32:44.920 China.

01:32:45.920 China.

01:32:46.540 Okay.

01:32:46.780 China.

01:32:47.480 Good country.

01:32:48.280 Good country.

01:32:49.540 Good country.

01:32:50.740 Good country.

01:32:52.480 Woo! 0.99

01:32:53.760 We have to say that now, correct?

01:32:57.280 All their phone listening.

01:32:58.540 All their phone listening.

01:33:00.980 This nephew got Huawei phone.

01:33:02.800 They all listening.

01:33:04.380 All our phone tap into it.

01:33:05.820 Long live presidency.

01:33:07.460 Long live presidency.

01:33:10.280 Woo! 0.99

01:33:12.460 Uncle Roger's social credit score going up.

01:33:14.820 Nice.

01:33:17.460 And he's a nephew from Taiwan.

01:33:21.200 Not a real country.

01:33:22.460 Not a real-

01:33:23.080 Oh.

01:33:25.440 Not a real country.

01:33:28.160 I hope one day you rejoin the motherland.

01:33:30.620 One China. 0.91

01:33:34.520 That's hilarious, dude.

01:33:36.000 Yeah.

01:33:36.100 So is that a real feeling in Taiwan?

01:33:37.980 Some of them feel like they should be part of China and some people don't?

01:33:40.400 Yes.

01:33:40.760 It's a very divided thing.

01:33:42.040 But most people don't want to be part of China.

01:33:44.960 Yeah.

01:33:45.300 Taiwan is a very interesting place.

01:33:46.540 They do not use any of the Chinese social media apps.

01:33:49.160 They use the Western ones.

01:33:50.200 They use Facebook, Google, Instagram.

01:33:53.000 Whereas in China, all those things are blocked.

01:33:55.080 Oh.

01:33:55.380 You know?

01:33:56.500 And, you know, I released this clip and then everything got wiped from Chinese socials. 1.00

01:34:01.860 And then, remember last year or a few months ago, everybody was getting on Red Note, this Chinese app?

01:34:06.800 Yes.

01:34:07.220 I tried re-registering for an account.

01:34:09.300 And the moment I uploaded my profile photo, that whole account got wiped again.

01:34:13.360 No.

01:34:13.540 So they have some sort of, I'm in some sort of database over there.

01:34:18.120 So China's against you, you think?

01:34:20.680 I probably can still visit if I get a visa, but I don't know if I want to risk it, you know?

01:34:26.260 Yeah.

01:34:26.500 And they just probably don't want you having a say in what China is like.

01:34:30.300 They just don't want you having a voice in their country.

01:34:32.440 Yeah.

01:34:32.920 Yeah.

01:34:33.560 But, you know, it is what it is.

01:34:35.480 Sometimes, I think in the U.S., we take free speech for granted sometimes.

01:34:39.500 And we forget that not all countries are like this.

01:34:42.360 In the U.S., you say anything, and the worst thing that happens is people get mad at you.

01:34:47.560 Yeah.

01:34:47.880 Right?

01:34:48.220 In the comments, whatever.

01:34:50.220 I don't know.

01:34:51.260 I mean, these days, a lot of things get taken down, even in the U.S.

01:34:54.720 I feel like there's things you can't say.

01:34:56.200 I think things get submerged, you know?

01:34:59.180 Or like, what is it called?

01:35:00.720 Shadow banned?

01:35:01.740 Shadow banned.

01:35:02.380 True, true.

01:35:03.160 But in a stand-up context, I feel we get more leeway.

01:35:06.120 Oh, that's a great point.

01:35:07.140 Yeah.

01:35:07.380 In a stand-up context, we get so much freedom here.

01:35:10.240 What is the biggest issue over there with Taiwan?

01:35:12.060 Do you think that they'll remain free?

01:35:13.340 Because they make some of the most semiconductors in the world, right?

01:35:16.580 TSMC, that company, yeah.

01:35:18.280 Taiwan, semiconductor.

01:35:19.120 Taiwan's...

01:35:19.760 TSMC is the only reason China hasn't attacked Taiwan yet, you know?

01:35:23.140 Wow.

01:35:23.840 That's too valuable.

01:35:25.620 China and the United States both view Taiwan's dominance of the global tech supply chain as

01:35:29.980 a national security risk.

01:35:31.540 In response, they have tried to boost their own capacity to make chips they need.

01:35:35.660 Yeah, I think they're trying to make more chips in the U.S.

01:35:38.140 I know that that was something I saw a couple weeks ago.

01:35:42.560 NVIDIA's chief says U.S. chip controls on China have backfired.

01:35:48.100 Jensen Huang, who I'd love to talk to, the chip maker's top executive from NVIDIA, they're

01:35:55.240 the number one, they're the leader in chips, I believe, said the attempt to cut off the

01:35:59.000 flow of advanced AI chips spurred Chinese companies to accelerate their development.

01:36:04.360 Wow.

01:36:05.960 Lawmakers in Washington have worked for years to limit China's access to the cutting-edge

01:36:10.200 computer chips needed for advanced artificial intelligence, particularly those made by

01:36:14.920 NVIDIA, America's leading chip maker.

01:36:17.140 And yeah, so these are the chips that are used for AI.

01:36:19.900 And for some reason...

01:36:20.720 AI weapons, you know, rockets.

01:36:22.980 Right, it's just there's...

01:36:23.880 And for some reason, they make them the best over here, right?

01:36:27.340 Taiwan has the best ones.

01:36:28.880 I think so.

01:36:29.560 So far, I think.

01:36:30.460 But according to NVIDIA's chief executive, Jensen Huang, those regulations driven by economic

01:36:36.940 and security concerns have only made Chinese tech companies stronger.

01:36:40.380 Wow.

01:36:41.600 Yeah.

01:36:41.940 I mean, this is the type of thing somebody would go to war because whoever controls this

01:36:45.360 is going to control a lot of things.

01:36:47.040 I think this is going over my head, man.

01:36:48.420 I just buy some Bitcoin and call it a day, you know?

01:36:51.800 Yeah.

01:36:52.900 Oh, me too.

01:36:53.600 I'm just wondering what could happen to the people of Taiwan, right?

01:36:56.180 I think that's my question is like, do people there live every day?

01:37:00.020 It must be weird there every day.

01:37:01.400 You're going to a factory probably and creating these chips, but knowing that the creation

01:37:06.180 of these chips could have a semblance on if your country gets attacked or attempted to

01:37:12.900 be controlled.

01:37:13.480 It has to be very strange, I feel like, you know?

01:37:16.020 Do you think that makes any sense or no?

01:37:17.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:37:18.060 They have this maybe this added responsibility. 1.00

01:37:20.540 I better make a good fucking chip, otherwise China's going to ruin us. 1.00

01:37:24.020 Right, or by keeping to make these, like, what if we all decided we're not going to 0.99

01:37:26.720 make them?

01:37:27.020 Would they all just leave us alone and we could just be at peace?

01:37:29.780 No, if Taiwan stops making them, China's going to attack it. 0.73

01:37:34.700 China needs those chips right now. 1.00

01:37:36.300 That's why they're not bombing the factories.

01:37:38.260 Oh, I see.

01:37:38.720 So they need them because they're supplying them.

01:37:40.400 Yes, yes.

01:37:41.320 So if you stop making them, that'll be like, you know, if like a, what do you call it?

01:37:45.200 A bin man, a garbage truck person, you know, if they suck at their job, the whole country 0.99

01:37:50.200 gets attacked. 0.86

01:37:50.920 Oh, yeah.

01:37:51.380 That would be stressful.

01:37:52.800 Oh, it'd be the worst.

01:37:54.500 Imagine you're walking in and out.

01:37:56.700 If you got the order wrong, Mexico's coming. 0.99

01:38:01.680 Do, um, this may be one of my last questions.

01:38:04.340 Do you think, so a lot of goods from America are made in Asia.

01:38:08.720 Yeah.

01:38:09.160 Right?

01:38:09.500 Yeah.

01:38:10.040 Do you think that, how do Asian people feel about that?

01:38:13.660 Like, do they take a lot of pride that they make it all these like things that go all

01:38:17.740 over the world?

01:38:18.460 Do they just feel like it's just a means to an end and there's not a lot of pride in it?

01:38:22.860 Like, what does that feel like?

01:38:24.100 Do you feel like, especially probably to China?

01:38:25.740 China's the place that gets labeled a lot as like making everything, you know?

01:38:29.100 Yeah.

01:38:29.780 What do you, what have you heard or like, what do people say about that?

01:38:33.060 Does that make sense to you?

01:38:33.880 Yeah.

01:38:34.160 Malaysia makes quite a few things too.

01:38:35.680 Not as much as China, for sure.

01:38:38.100 I feel like to us, it's, it's, it's a job and it's a decent job.

01:38:42.620 And without those manufacturing jobs, those people will have a shittier life, you know?

01:38:47.560 So I think we, we, we like that those things, you know, globalization, I think when people

01:38:53.480 talk about globalization, they see from the American perspective, yeah, you are, you are

01:38:56.820 losing jobs to the outside world.

01:38:58.680 But on the flip side, we, we Asians are gaining some jobs that pay better than those jobs that

01:39:05.600 existed prior.

01:39:06.480 Like, you know, working at a hawker stall, selling noodles all day, manufacturing shoes

01:39:10.920 probably pays them more.

01:39:12.460 And I think this is a tough part, right?

01:39:14.000 Some, sometimes the, sometimes the economy I feel is a zero sum game, right?

01:39:18.300 Making the shoe, it's either a job in America or a job in Asia.

01:39:21.160 We only need so many shoes, right?

01:39:23.140 So, but we do think it is good.

01:39:26.060 It helps us elevate our quality of life.

01:39:28.440 And, and hopefully in a few generations time, uh, the Asians will have made more money and 0.99

01:39:33.560 then maybe we won't have to do those menial manufacturing jobs anymore.

01:39:37.280 But for now, you know, it's, that's the same thing where there was a news article,

01:39:41.680 I think it came out recently, a couple of years, last year, maybe where in New York,

01:39:45.620 they were starting to use, um, you know, like self checkout lines, but then you had a FaceTime

01:39:50.780 video calling someone from the Philippines, the, the persons being the checkout, the cashier

01:39:54.980 for you from the Philippines.

01:39:56.980 Oh, so you had like a, you had a zoom call with a checkout person.

01:40:00.240 Yeah.

01:40:00.400 Yeah.

01:40:00.820 So the whole internet hated it.

01:40:03.260 But then from my perspective, it's like the person in the Philippines is probably getting 0.85

01:40:07.360 paid way more than any job that she would have gotten, the person that they would have

01:40:11.840 gotten in the Philippines.

01:40:13.300 And this is, it's just a hard part of, it's not an easy problem to solve, right?

01:40:17.060 Global inequality.

01:40:18.660 And I think it just takes time maybe.

01:40:21.340 And, and just the hope is one day globalization will just even the playing field.

01:40:25.680 Everybody can afford the, the, the, the things we need in life, healthcare, a house, vehicle,

01:40:31.860 that, those things.

01:40:32.580 So that's my take on it.

01:40:33.980 It's not very funny, but hopefully, yeah, that, that's, that's the thing.

01:40:37.100 Oh, Philippine. 1.00

01:40:37.860 Yeah.

01:40:38.160 Yeah.

01:40:38.920 But no, I think that's great.

01:40:40.160 I just always wonder, like, I always think like, oh yeah, it's just like how I look at

01:40:43.540 it from my perspective as an American.

01:40:44.880 I never think like, well, what do these people feel about it?

01:40:46.840 Like, you know, we probably like it to, to the Philippine, Filipino person.

01:40:51.380 Oh, for sure.

01:40:51.840 She's just working from home, putting a fake Zoom background. 0.84

01:40:54.900 Nothing, huh?

01:40:55.340 Just clocking in.

01:40:56.400 Cooking.

01:40:56.700 Yeah.

01:40:56.960 Not even cooking.

01:40:57.760 She's just checking out the cashier. 0.83

01:40:59.440 Yeah.

01:40:59.640 But she could be cooking at the same time.

01:41:00.960 Yeah.

01:41:01.080 She could be cooking for her, yeah, for her kids. 0.98

01:41:02.600 She'll be home for her kids.

01:41:04.360 Because in Asia, people work, work long hours, man. 1.00

01:41:06.640 There's some, you know, in Malaysia, we have domestic helpers sometimes who are coming from Indonesia

01:41:11.740 and they live with us, right?

01:41:14.160 So they're just gone from their families three years at a time.

01:41:18.140 And they, they get one day off a week, maybe, where they get to call their family.

01:41:23.460 So this Filipino job, this virtual cashier job, that's like the best job.

01:41:29.740 That's working remotely, man.

01:41:30.860 That's being a digital nomad for them.

01:41:32.760 Yeah, I like that. 1.00

01:41:33.300 I love that shit. 1.00

01:41:33.920 They're doing that in Bali, you know. 1.00

01:41:35.300 I like that shit. 1.00

01:41:35.940 I like that shit. 1.00

01:41:37.540 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:37.760 But what about this?

01:41:38.720 So, and I'll say this, round of applause for Filipinos.

01:41:41.320 I want to say that, right?

01:41:42.140 Yes.

01:41:42.540 Joe Coy.

01:41:44.460 Doing a good job.

01:41:45.120 Joe Coy did good.

01:41:45.820 Yeah.

01:41:45.920 Doing a good job.

01:41:46.580 Yeah.

01:41:47.000 But I want to say Filipinos, it's funny because they're usually the last people you see before 1.00

01:41:53.540 you die because a lot of them work in hospice care.

01:41:55.840 Oh, that's true.

01:41:57.340 You know?

01:41:57.980 I was wondering where this conversation was going.

01:42:00.300 Oh, yeah.

01:42:00.880 It's going on.

01:42:01.380 And you just see the light and then there's a Filipino person.

01:42:04.000 It's just like, well, the light is a little bit-

01:42:05.440 Blocking the light.

01:42:06.100 It's a little bit blocked, yeah, by like one Filipino person with like a stethoscope, you know? 1.00

01:42:09.760 Yeah, it's Joe Coy blocking the light.

01:42:11.360 But they often have a lot of the same name.

01:42:15.480 You know, David.

01:42:16.240 David.

01:42:18.480 David.

01:42:19.140 David.

01:42:19.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:42:21.940 What's another one?

01:42:23.320 Maria.

01:42:24.380 Susie.

01:42:25.160 Susie.

01:42:26.560 Popular.

01:42:27.460 Look at a popular Filipino American names.

01:42:29.600 Then we'll get you out of here.

01:42:30.740 Yeah.

01:42:31.440 Maria.

01:42:32.000 Christina.

01:42:33.360 Filipino.

01:42:33.720 God, I want to be when it happens again.

01:42:37.380 I think they have the biggest eyes for Asians.

01:42:40.920 They have the roundest eyes.

01:42:42.260 Full of love.

01:42:43.120 Yeah.

01:42:43.500 Full of love and care.

01:42:45.880 Oh.

01:42:46.500 When you're in hospice, you don't want-

01:42:48.180 We want someone with like big round eyes taking care of you, you know? 1.00

01:42:52.420 Big round eyes.

01:42:54.320 You ever heard that song?

01:42:55.100 No.

01:42:55.340 Oh, I know that song.

01:42:57.740 Big round eyes.

01:43:00.700 Oh, yeah.

01:43:01.180 It's about Filipino love.

01:43:03.060 It's about Pinoy heartbreak.

01:43:04.760 I think in hospice care, you don't want a squinty-eyed person taking care of you.

01:43:07.680 They look like they're up to something.

01:43:08.860 Oh, yeah.

01:43:09.380 They're secret, huh?

01:43:10.080 Yeah.

01:43:10.800 James.

01:43:11.400 That could be one.

01:43:12.080 Edward.

01:43:13.080 Edward.

01:43:13.640 Yeah.

01:43:14.020 Yeah.

01:43:14.400 Very Filipino.

01:43:16.240 Yeah.

01:43:16.600 Benjamin.

01:43:17.560 Benjamin.

01:43:18.440 Yeah.

01:43:18.740 Benjamin.

01:43:19.540 A lot of good Filipinos.

01:43:20.960 God.

01:43:21.820 Mario's good.

01:43:23.160 Oh, like Italian Filipino. 1.00

01:43:24.780 Yeah.

01:43:25.080 Like, oh, Pinoy pasta.

01:43:28.800 It's a ravioli.

01:43:32.520 Yeah.

01:43:32.920 I would love to be Filipino next time, man.

01:43:34.780 Yeah.

01:43:34.980 Let's reincarnate, man.

01:43:36.680 Dude, we can come back, huh?

01:43:38.080 Yeah.

01:43:38.320 I better come back rich, dude.

01:43:39.940 I want to come back to a kid with rich parents.

01:43:42.640 Oh, you want to be a kid with rich parents?

01:43:44.140 Oh, it would be fun.

01:43:44.540 Yeah.

01:43:44.560 It doesn't matter what race. 0.57

01:43:45.600 It doesn't matter what race. 0.57

01:43:47.060 Just kid with rich parents.

01:43:48.420 But would you attack them?

01:43:49.640 Would you like Menendez-em or whatever?

01:43:51.460 Men- what?

01:43:52.220 Like Menendez brothers?

01:43:53.380 Or is the guys that I think they attack their parents or something because they brought

01:43:56.060 them cold food or whatever?

01:43:57.420 I haven't looked at it.

01:43:58.180 I probably would just to get their inheritance, you know?

01:44:00.600 Oh, yeah.

01:44:00.960 And I'll make sure they write their will down first.

01:44:03.040 Yeah.

01:44:03.660 Just double check the will.

01:44:04.820 All right. 1.00

01:44:05.220 Stab, stab, stab. 0.99

01:44:08.380 Okay. 0.99

01:44:08.800 It sounds dangerous.

01:44:09.680 It sounds dangerous for us.

01:44:13.100 Nigel, thank you so much for coming in.

01:44:15.140 Of course, man.

01:44:15.540 We really appreciate your time, brother.

01:44:16.780 I'll bring you to some good food sometime.

01:44:18.500 Yeah.

01:44:18.660 I would love to do that.

01:44:19.380 And make a video or something.

01:44:20.580 I'd love to, dude.

01:44:21.480 Yeah.

01:44:21.620 I'd love to swap a, we got to swap a number or something.

01:44:24.220 And this has been one of my favorite interviews, man.

01:44:26.120 Thank you so much.

01:44:26.860 Like sometimes I go into like a day or something.

01:44:28.720 I'm sure this happens to everybody.

01:44:30.600 But it's like, how's this day going to be?

01:44:32.240 And you're like kind of tired.

01:44:33.360 You're just been along, whatever.

01:44:35.020 And then it's awesome, you know?

01:44:37.080 Thank you.

01:44:37.600 Likewise.

01:44:38.100 Likewise.

01:44:38.300 So I think that's the power of like people getting together, right?

01:44:41.160 Because sometimes you need somebody else to make your day better, you know?

01:44:43.860 And so I just want to say thank you so much for your time.

01:44:47.780 And yeah, I hope you do get that extra restaurant opened up, dude.

01:44:50.420 I think it would be exciting for people to go see and for more people to learn about foods

01:44:55.460 from different parts of the world.

01:44:56.360 You can check out Uncle Roger's channel.

01:44:58.060 He's got a great channel.

01:44:59.000 It's Nigel.

01:45:00.620 Nigel.

01:45:00.940 Nigel.

01:45:01.420 Um.

01:45:01.820 Um.

01:45:02.260 Yeah.

01:45:02.580 Nigel.

01:45:02.980 Um.

01:45:04.080 And we'll put all the links and everything, man.

01:45:07.140 Anything else that you wanted to share?

01:45:08.760 No, that's it.

01:45:09.680 Just check out my channel.

01:45:11.360 Yeah.

01:45:12.000 Oh, and best of luck with the marriage, dude.

01:45:13.460 Let's say one nice thing.

01:45:14.460 Say one or two or three or two or three nice things about your wife so that one day she

01:45:17.960 can look back and she'll have this. 0.75

01:45:20.140 What's something?

01:45:20.460 She'll look back to the Theovan podcast.

01:45:22.500 That's true.

01:45:22.820 That's a horrible thought to say, huh?

01:45:24.140 Is that egotistical to say that?

01:45:25.940 No, no.

01:45:26.500 It's okay.

01:45:26.980 I think she'll be happy.

01:45:28.780 That's all I'm saying.

01:45:29.620 Good to God.

01:45:30.120 She'll love it.

01:45:31.380 Yeah.

01:45:31.840 What's something nice about her that you really admire?

01:45:34.800 I think she's the love of my life and she makes every day better.

01:45:38.320 Whoa, dude.

01:45:39.160 That's gay, bro. 0.99

01:45:40.380 Play the song again, dude. 1.00

01:45:41.980 That's the gayest shit I've ever heard, bro. 1.00

01:45:45.320 God, dude. 1.00

01:45:46.220 Oh, God.

01:45:46.860 I regret saying that now.

01:45:48.020 I regret saying that.

01:45:56.860 I'm joking, dude.

01:45:57.960 Shut it down.

01:45:59.560 No.

01:46:00.420 Okay.

01:46:00.740 You think she's the love of your life? 1.00

01:46:03.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:46:04.560 Yeah.

01:46:04.920 That's cool.

01:46:05.560 That's why people get married, right? 0.98

01:46:07.080 Yeah.

01:46:07.660 Yeah.

01:46:07.920 That's a good point, huh?

01:46:09.040 If you haven't found the love of your life, then what are you just part-timing it with somebody

01:46:11.880 on your heart?

01:46:12.460 Yeah, situationship. 1.00

01:46:13.560 Just the fuck buddy of your life. 1.00

01:46:15.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:15.440 You know?

01:46:17.300 That's a long haul, man.

01:46:18.900 Yeah.

01:46:19.020 Well, congratulations.

01:46:19.760 Two months to your marriage?

01:46:21.000 Yep.

01:46:21.480 Oh, it's exciting, dude.

01:46:22.580 Very few relatives are coming.

01:46:24.080 It's too far.

01:46:24.960 Not allowed. 0.84

01:46:25.640 Too far for these old Asians. 1.00

01:46:27.500 Shut them down. 1.00

01:46:28.380 Yeah.

01:46:29.460 Shut them down, dude. 0.99

01:46:30.540 Yeah, deport them. 1.00

01:46:31.540 Deport them from Europe. 0.99

01:46:32.340 Pull the semiconductors right out of their backs, dude. 0.91

01:46:34.940 We do not need them hitting the air.

01:46:37.000 Go back to the factory.

01:46:39.760 To that factory in the sky, dude.

01:46:42.480 Thank you so much.

01:46:43.220 Have a good day, brother.

01:46:44.280 You too.

01:46:44.620 You too. 1.00

01:46:44.660 Niggas can be gay, too. 0.99

01:46:48.000 Whether you like it or you love it. 0.99

01:46:50.720 Whether you're kissing or you're touching.

01:46:53.300 The mind or lust, I know you covet. 1.00

01:46:55.320 Niggas can be gay, too. 0.99

01:46:58.480 There ain't nothing you need to hide. 0.99

01:47:01.180 Dio games won't really survive.

01:47:03.620 Tomorrow you might not be alive. 1.00

01:47:05.700 Niggas can be gay, too. 1.00

01:47:08.180 Niggas can be gay, too. 1.00

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - June 03, 2025

#586 - Nigel Ng (Uncle Roger)

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