This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #594

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00:00:14.960 We're getting into the final shows for the return of the Rat Tour.

00:00:19.560 Gosh, this rat is almost fully returned.

00:00:23.580 July 9th will be in Philadelphia, Rochester, New York on July 10th.

00:00:29.700 Then we're in Detroit after that.

00:00:31.920 Moving on, we're in Los Angeles, Anaheim at the Honda Center in Oceanside, California.

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00:00:45.140 And just thank you so much for your support.

00:00:48.320 Today's guest is an entertainer and a podcaster.

00:00:51.960 You know him as half of the Sunday Conversation team with Caleb Presley.

00:00:57.200 He's a bit of a cheese sommelier.

00:00:59.700 Amongst other things, I just got back from spending the weekend with him in Las Vegas.

00:01:04.500 Today's guest is Glennie Ball.

00:01:07.580 Yeah, dude, good to see you, man.

00:01:27.520 Are we on?

00:01:28.260 Yeah, I guess we're on.

00:01:29.020 I don't know.

00:01:30.300 Good to see you.

00:01:31.820 We've spent all weekend together, but good to see you again.

00:01:33.980 Nice to see you still.

00:01:35.260 Yeah, it's been a good 30-hour break between us.

00:01:37.440 That's a good point, dude.

00:01:39.120 Yeah, I like that Native American garb you have.

00:01:41.260 This is my mom.

00:01:41.980 She forced me to get it today.

00:01:43.200 We went shopping on Broadway today because I'm here with my parents.

00:01:45.780 And I said, big podcast.

00:01:47.220 I've been traveling for a week.

00:01:48.080 I got to go buy a new shirt.

00:01:49.720 Went to one of the stores on Broadway.

00:01:51.000 Saw this.

00:01:51.380 And she said, you got to try this one.

00:01:53.280 It was either between this or a denim one.

00:01:54.780 And the denim was a little tight when I sat down.

00:01:57.500 It was only an XL.

00:01:58.600 And the last time I did this podcast, my shirt was absolutely screaming for help.

00:02:03.100 It was a lot.

00:02:04.200 So I got to make sure there's sitability.

00:02:05.280 I was sitting on steps in stores today.

00:02:07.040 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:02:07.640 And they should have a shirt that if something's going, it lets you know somehow.

00:02:12.600 Because a lot of times you don't know.

00:02:14.060 There'll be times I'll leave the house, buttons completely uneven.

00:02:17.680 And nobody says, hey, buddy.

00:02:19.680 Hey.

00:02:20.600 It's bad.

00:02:21.260 It's bad.

00:02:21.780 Like when I saw, you're a good t-shirt guy.

00:02:23.440 I think I've only seen you in t-shirts.

00:02:24.540 Actually, when you came to do our last Sunday conversation, the shirt you wore there was a

00:02:28.720 sick button down.

00:02:29.440 I still want to find out where you got that from because that was a cool button down.

00:02:31.880 Thanks.

00:02:32.100 I would have worn that today.

00:02:33.400 Ooh, that is a nice shirt.

00:02:35.260 Yeah, for some reason, I don't like, I don't feel, I don't know, I don't feel acclimated

00:02:40.420 in really nice stuff.

00:02:42.700 I think it makes me feel uncomfortable.

00:02:44.760 No, I mean, Saturday night when we went to UFC, the first thing I wore was, I wore a

00:02:48.800 $20 shirt from Target.

00:02:49.800 It was fantastic.

00:02:50.840 Those are Goodfellow shirts.

00:02:51.820 They're great.

00:02:52.200 They're like beachy shirts.

00:02:53.380 $20, I just showed you, I brought a Buc-ee's t-shirt with me, $24, fantastic.

00:02:58.100 I can't really justify spending a few hundred bucks on a shirt.

00:03:00.480 I don't know how to do that yet.

00:03:02.120 Yeah, I think I'm trying, yeah, I don't like, I just don't like

00:03:05.160 trying stuff on.

00:03:06.680 I know certain t-shirts.

00:03:08.260 I know how they're going to fit.

00:03:09.640 I'm very basic with that kind of stuff, you know?

00:03:12.600 But yeah, dude, that looks like a very, I'm trying to think, that's like a Native American

00:03:16.780 sort of Sturgis, like, like.

00:03:22.980 Very Dakotas.

00:03:24.220 Something Dakota about it.

00:03:25.380 Yes.

00:03:25.680 I hope it's not cultural appropriation.

00:03:26.800 I did buy it on Broadway today.

00:03:28.440 It was in Boot Barn.

00:03:29.300 It was in Boot Barn for the record.

00:03:30.660 If it is, it's Boot Barn's fault.

00:03:32.040 Well, I'm sure, dude, first of all, our whole country is cultural appropriation.

00:03:36.880 So can we just, like, is there anything, dude, yeah, I'm sure, I just hope it's okay

00:03:44.880 to wear with a cheese store hat.

00:03:46.380 Oh yeah, that's a good point.

00:03:48.140 Those two have never been together before.

00:03:50.180 Well, it's sad that we took over the American's land to build a cheese store, too, but it's

00:03:55.820 also, it tastes so good, dude, that's a thing.

00:03:59.100 I went to the cheese store last week.

00:04:00.400 It was fantastic as always.

00:04:01.760 Oh, if you get a comfortable brie, it's like sometimes you, you want to swallow it, but

00:04:06.020 you want it to stay in your mouth.

00:04:07.560 And brie's basically like butter.

00:04:08.740 It's legitimate butter.

00:04:09.480 It's, it's unbelievable.

00:04:11.080 Brie is like the gayest butter you could ever get.

00:04:13.880 And it's, and I'm all for it.

00:04:15.580 Yeah, I'm all for it with some roasted red peppers and a little, it, it, it's good.

00:04:21.500 It just feels like a, I can't even explain how great it feels.

00:04:24.720 Look, cause look at it.

00:04:25.680 If you look at brie, first of all, it's cream on the inside, clean on the outside.

00:04:30.220 Kind of like a cake.

00:04:31.080 What I'm looking at right now, it does look like a cake.

00:04:32.980 And it's, it's, it's a very, very freeing feeling to spread some good brie knowing how

00:04:36.240 good it's going to be.

00:04:36.940 Yes.

00:04:37.400 It's, it's nice.

00:04:39.140 Yeah.

00:04:39.300 Cause a lot, a lot of the, and let's go, let's go down a brief charcuterie lane here.

00:04:43.640 A lot of, a lot of charcuterie boards, right?

00:04:48.400 Because that stuff became popular in the past three years.

00:04:50.820 People are charcutering, you know, white chicks were like looking for something to do.

00:04:55.820 That's truly what it is.

00:04:56.720 Because I've always thought to myself, this is so stupid.

00:04:59.020 Why is it taking the time to do this?

00:05:00.800 And now I kind of get it.

00:05:02.100 I kind of, I've been trying to make my own charcuterie boards.

00:05:04.660 Really?

00:05:05.380 Not, I'm not good at it at all.

00:05:07.120 Actually, I take that back.

00:05:07.920 I'm not trying to make my own charcuterie boards.

00:05:09.340 I've just, I've been enjoying just like, I guess prepping food.

00:05:13.320 And just like presenting it in a nice way.

00:05:15.320 Whenever I'm, whenever I'm doing anything with food, it's fun to take the extra time

00:05:18.580 to make it kind of look nice.

00:05:19.800 And I'm not very good at it.

00:05:20.800 I'm still learning.

00:05:21.440 But like, if I'm cutting a steak, it is fun to like place it exactly how it should be,

00:05:25.880 you know?

00:05:26.280 Yeah.

00:05:26.620 Like on the bone, just make it look nice.

00:05:28.340 I don't know.

00:05:28.580 And I actually enjoy prepping.

00:05:29.820 Like when I cook, I enjoy cutting onions.

00:05:31.340 I enjoy cutting tomatoes.

00:05:32.720 I think it's fun.

00:05:33.740 Yeah.

00:05:34.200 I like the thrill of possibly something happening.

00:05:36.860 Yeah.

00:05:37.220 No, I do.

00:05:37.840 You know, you, there is something fun about, there's something fun.

00:05:40.660 Like if you, somebody like here, cut this and you're like, and then it's all cut.

00:05:45.920 You're like, we did that.

00:05:47.840 I did that.

00:05:48.320 It's fun to see it.

00:05:49.040 Like you could buy diced onions.

00:05:50.080 I'd be ready to dice my own onion.

00:05:51.260 I actually cut myself a few weeks ago doing it, but I survived.

00:05:53.540 But hey, you're a guy who's willing to get in there, get into the produce trenches, get

00:05:58.900 into these kind of vegetable Vietnam situations where shit gets kind of intense.

00:06:05.060 Yeah.

00:06:05.580 And sometimes you lose.

00:06:06.780 I lost a few weeks ago, but it's okay.

00:06:10.400 But yeah.

00:06:10.860 So what, what makes a good charcuterie board?

00:06:13.660 Like, is it, is it an evening out of like sweet and like, like robust?

00:06:19.920 Like, what is it, Glennie?

00:06:20.820 That is one thing that I will say that I do love on charcuterie board that I've been getting

00:06:23.980 into a lot.

00:06:24.540 Like I've been more inclined to ordering this on a restaurant menu when they have charcuterie.

00:06:27.840 Shout out to my guy, Josh, our producer, Josh, you met nice little fellow.

00:06:31.020 He has recently taught me about jams and like, and I love when there's like, if we're traveling

00:06:35.980 and there's a little jam on a table at breakfast, I'm starting to put that on the bread, on the

00:06:39.900 toast, which is actually fantastic.

00:06:41.260 And there's some great jams on charcuterie boards.

00:06:43.260 And I've been loving the jam with the crackers and the cheese.

00:06:46.160 It's oddly a good, creamy, sweet scenario.

00:06:49.700 So the jam has been my favorite part.

00:06:51.300 And obviously you can meet, you can't get the meat from 7-Eleven.

00:06:54.480 I've been spoiled at the cheese store because they do bring out like stuff from Italy, which

00:06:58.080 is obviously creme de la creme.

00:06:59.660 That's that place in LA that you love.

00:07:00.980 Yeah.

00:07:01.260 If I was going to go, you'd offer to take me, but we'll have to do it another time, dude.

00:07:06.240 Okay.

00:07:06.680 So the jams, there's definitely, I do notice a lot of times you'll see the jam on there

00:07:10.980 that has like, um, the seeds in it.

00:07:14.860 Yeah.

00:07:15.720 And that to me, it's just like, I've never really liked like really rich stuff.

00:07:20.460 You know, like I remember one time we went to my, my dad had a girlfriend.

00:07:24.700 Um, sorry, mom.

00:07:25.860 Uh, my dad had a girlfriend and we went over and she was rich, dude.

00:07:31.300 Like she had a balcony.

00:07:32.460 She had a lot of shit.

00:07:33.540 We went over to her house and she was doing Thanksgiving and she had like cranberries,

00:07:39.920 but it was like real bear.

00:07:41.100 Like, you know, I've talked about this years ago, but there was like, there was different

00:07:45.260 grades of cranberries.

00:07:46.260 You can get like the jelly.

00:07:48.500 It's basically somebody just opened up a Smucker's, cut it into slices and you eat it like that.

00:07:53.180 Like our mom would do that.

00:07:54.660 Sometimes she would put the jelly into the freezer for like an hour and a half.

00:07:58.720 Yeah.

00:07:59.160 Oh, this is, this is actual cranberry sauce.

00:08:01.160 We would, there was a grade below that where you would just have like semi frozen, uh, grape

00:08:05.360 jelly.

00:08:05.920 Oh, kind of like that picture in the middle kind of looks like that.

00:08:07.800 I get what you're saying.

00:08:08.680 I feel like that almost feels more authentic though.

00:08:10.580 Right.

00:08:10.880 I agree.

00:08:11.280 And then you got regular cranberry sauce, the jelly stuff.

00:08:13.820 And then you got the one that kind of had the mix and then rich people that just had

00:08:17.300 actual cranberries that were kind of smashed or like abused or whatever they'd been through

00:08:22.420 the system or foster care, whatever.

00:08:24.420 And they had those like in a special bowl and she had those and I couldn't even stomach

00:08:29.160 it.

00:08:29.420 Like it just made me so scared.

00:08:30.840 It's probably so good though.

00:08:31.640 With some real Turkey, some good authentic that you said was Thanksgiving, some good

00:08:35.000 Thanksgiving Turkey.

00:08:35.520 Like that's another thing I've been enjoying on a Thanksgiving.

00:08:38.280 The cranberry sauce is the sweet and savory is, it really is a delight.

00:08:41.600 I've been doing some pervert stuff recently with like, uh, like getting a, getting a chocolate

00:08:46.320 bar, like taking a Hershey's and taking a pretzel and just doing it myself.

00:08:49.680 Cause you could buy chocolate covered pretzels, but if you get the little do it yourself,

00:08:52.940 take one square of Hershey, one bite of a pretzel together in the same bite to joy.

00:08:58.260 Wait, so you're doing this at home?

00:09:00.300 So my buddies live, my three best friends live like five minutes from my house.

00:09:03.500 So I'd go there all the time and we do some bad, some bad eating every now and then Sunday

00:09:07.140 nights really get us.

00:09:08.000 They get us, they get us big time.

00:09:10.180 And Sunday nights too, Sunday nights are terrible.

00:09:12.600 Yeah.

00:09:12.880 We'll do, sometimes we'll do candy.

00:09:13.960 I don't even like candy and we'll do candy like nerd, like nerd busters, whatever those

00:09:17.720 are.

00:09:17.880 The clusters.

00:09:18.380 All that.

00:09:19.180 Yeah.

00:09:19.860 And my buddies are in shape.

00:09:20.860 They're in shape guys.

00:09:21.780 They're not like, yeah, but are you just, are you just using them to go over there and

00:09:25.220 have those snacks?

00:09:25.980 Do you think, is that like a crazy thing?

00:09:27.460 Cause I used to buy, I used to bicycle over to my buddy's dad's house to, uh, to look at

00:09:32.800 their pornos and pornography.

00:09:34.360 Same.

00:09:35.200 But, um, but yeah, no, I mean, I think, I think it's a mutual thing.

00:09:38.200 It's mutual.

00:09:38.980 It's mutual.

00:09:39.300 They love it.

00:09:40.200 They love it more than me.

00:09:41.260 Honestly.

00:09:41.800 I don't like man eating nerd ropes late at night or whatever.

00:09:44.420 To me, that is.

00:09:45.700 It's the Sunday nights.

00:09:46.780 Sunday nights will get you bad.

00:09:47.880 It will.

00:09:48.260 It's, it's, it's Sunday night.

00:09:49.880 If they didn't exist, I would maybe have a six pack.

00:09:51.620 I'm, I'm bad at Sunday nights.

00:09:52.940 I'm bad at Sunday nights.

00:09:54.560 Especially you think you have a good weekend and then it's like, oh, that's what I think.

00:09:59.040 You make it through that weekend.

00:10:00.200 You get to Sunday, you're kind of surviving.

00:10:02.260 And then it gets late in the day and you could, if you could, if you had any fucking balls

00:10:07.400 and if you hadn't bought a vape, you would, you could go to bed in two hours.

00:10:11.000 But something happens to you where you start looking in your pantry and you're like, yeah,

00:10:14.780 I'll make a fucking cake.

00:10:15.860 Like there's been a cake box in there.

00:10:17.820 You're like, I can eat a bunch of peanut butter right now.

00:10:20.300 I love peanut butter and apple.

00:10:21.600 Well, that's the thing too, that Sundays are killing me because I've been trying.

00:10:24.560 So my peak weight that I've ever weighed was three 55 years ago, like six years ago.

00:10:29.840 I was a big boy.

00:10:30.520 No way.

00:10:30.680 Yeah.

00:10:31.260 Is there any photos?

00:10:32.120 Big boy.

00:10:32.400 That is a, oh my God.

00:10:34.720 You were on the cusp of getting one of those shows.

00:10:37.240 Yeah.

00:10:37.800 So I was a big boy.

00:10:38.940 Like 2018.

00:10:39.980 It was 2018.

00:10:41.220 I think I weighed myself and it was three 55 and like Labor Day weekend in 2018.

00:10:45.480 And then, so now I'm like sitting at like, that's pretty big right there.

00:10:48.780 Wow.

00:10:49.540 Ew.

00:10:50.340 Oh my.

00:10:50.900 Ew.

00:10:51.300 Look at that Billy Joel shirt.

00:10:52.520 Ew.

00:10:53.200 God.

00:10:54.140 Oh my God.

00:10:54.920 That's disgusting.

00:10:56.260 Look at that Billy Joel billboard.

00:10:58.060 That is a billboard.

00:10:59.700 That shirt could fit three people in that shirt.

00:11:02.600 Well, you definitely increased the font of it when you put it on.

00:11:05.500 That's for sure.

00:11:06.020 Give me that Auburn picture on the left there with Marina and Shuck.

00:11:08.800 That's a big boy.

00:11:10.140 Jesus Christ.

00:11:11.380 That's you?

00:11:12.500 Yes.

00:11:13.180 Nuh-uh.

00:11:13.480 Zoom in a little bit.

00:11:15.840 Oh my God.

00:11:17.740 That's a big boy.

00:11:18.800 Look like somebody poisoned you.

00:11:20.900 I needed to get poisoned to lose some weight.

00:11:23.320 Wow.

00:11:23.800 And what were you doing for work?

00:11:25.040 Were you like one of those secret people that eats at restaurants?

00:11:27.420 No, but you know what the problem was?

00:11:29.680 I was working at Barstow and it was in Manhattan.

00:11:31.880 So I would get like fucking like, I went to the place Toasties all the time.

00:11:35.460 It was like chicken cutlet and bacon heroes for lunch.

00:11:37.820 You can't have that for lunch.

00:11:39.020 If you're a normal person, you got to have a salad for lunch or like a bowl, a Chipotle bowl.

00:11:43.420 Yeah.

00:11:43.600 You can't be banging out chicken cutlet bacon heroes for lunch.

00:11:47.000 You just can't do it.

00:11:47.800 Yeah.

00:11:47.960 If you're dinner lunching, then you are.

00:11:50.440 Exactly.

00:11:51.020 So that's what I was going to say.

00:11:52.420 Since my top peak weight, I'm at like 355.

00:11:57.760 So I'm sitting right now at like 257 and I'm dying.

00:12:01.500 I want to take all my friends and family when I finally hit 255, 100 to Outback to celebrate

00:12:06.400 at Outback.

00:12:07.180 Yeah.

00:12:07.660 But I've just been sitting at 257 and what I'm saying is there were no Sunday nights.

00:12:11.320 I think I would be at 255.

00:12:12.640 Ooh.

00:12:13.020 I'm so close.

00:12:14.180 Actually, I weighed myself the other day, our hotel in Vegas, they had the scales in the

00:12:17.800 room, which was mean.

00:12:18.800 There should never be a scale in a hotel room.

00:12:20.220 Well, those are for drugs.

00:12:21.940 It was a human scale.

00:12:23.800 I was like, it's interesting.

00:12:25.060 You're like, well, Glennie's balancing on this very small scale in here.

00:12:29.520 Saturday, Saturday morning, I woke up and I was like, it was just staring at me, like

00:12:32.580 telling me, come in, get on me, get on me.

00:12:34.740 Come here, white boy or whatever.

00:12:35.760 Or was it set to urban or whatever?

00:12:37.520 Because sometimes it'd be like, get in here, honky.

00:12:39.440 You're just staring at me.

00:12:40.520 You blow the sink.

00:12:41.560 Get on, honky.

00:12:43.020 I got on.

00:12:44.100 It worked.

00:12:44.840 There you go.

00:12:45.700 And it was 254.8, but I'm not calling it official until I get one Monday and it's

00:12:51.680 under 255.

00:12:52.540 Then we're going Outback.

00:12:53.820 Yeah.

00:12:54.720 That's fair.

00:12:55.500 Monday weigh-ins.

00:12:56.740 I've been doing Monday, but I'm also thinking I got to stop doing every Monday because then

00:13:00.220 if I have a good week, I'll let myself go a little bit.

00:13:02.260 I want to start doing like monthly, I think.

00:13:03.820 I think monthly is the key.

00:13:04.940 Monthly weigh-ins?

00:13:05.380 I think that's the key.

00:13:06.740 Well, a lot of people, they have bracelets now and it's like, you're fat right now.

00:13:10.400 Like they'll have that, whatever that thing.

00:13:12.600 It'll be like, you're a pervert or whatever.

00:13:15.300 Sometimes it's supposed to tell you your blood pressure.

00:13:17.080 It's like, you're a pervert.

00:13:18.680 Yeah.

00:13:19.120 After your Sunday night.

00:13:20.160 Yeah.

00:13:20.400 You're 40 feet from a gay guy or whatever.

00:13:23.060 You're like, what?

00:13:24.120 Who cares?

00:13:25.120 That's why I don't have an Apple Watch.

00:13:26.680 Sometimes the volume will just be turned up and you're like, what the hell?

00:13:30.300 That's my stepdad.

00:13:31.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:32.600 You're like, yeah, some of those watches, it's just like starting to take over our lives.

00:13:37.240 Yeah.

00:13:38.520 The watches scare me.

00:13:39.500 Everything's crazy.

00:13:40.020 The technology is crazy.

00:13:40.880 Oh, it's getting crazy, man.

00:13:42.380 But yeah, I want to go back to the charcuterie.

00:13:44.180 I mean, charcuterie, I'm not into it yet.

00:13:47.020 I said I was into it before.

00:13:48.280 I did not mean that.

00:13:48.960 I mentioned food preparation in general.

00:13:50.680 I think eventually I could see myself getting into it because it does seem like a thing.

00:13:54.300 Like 10 years down the line, like when you're a little older and you just want to hang out,

00:13:58.100 it's just something to do.

00:13:58.920 Like you said, for like old white women, it's just something to do, just to preparation

00:14:01.960 and then show off, show off to the group.

00:14:04.280 Oh, I'm having a Super Bowl party and then make a sick charcuterie.

00:14:06.180 Yeah, I think, well, it also gets obtuse at certain corners of the charcuterie board

00:14:12.900 because you have the crackers and the cheese.

00:14:14.240 I get that, right?

00:14:15.260 And I remember I saw one one time at somebody's house and they had that little knife.

00:14:20.200 You ever seen that little knife?

00:14:21.180 It's for like a Japanese boy or whatever.

00:14:24.400 It's like very little and it has like a little thing on the end.

00:14:27.320 It's like kind of a...

00:14:28.160 You mean like a spreader knife?

00:14:29.780 Yes.

00:14:30.320 Yeah, like it's not even sharp.

00:14:31.540 It's not even sharp.

00:14:32.320 No, it's just like the spread debris.

00:14:33.680 Right.

00:14:33.860 It's like a knife that like something happened, you know what I'm saying?

00:14:36.600 It goes to, it's in special ed or whatever, right?

00:14:38.920 It's still a knife.

00:14:40.120 Don't tell it.

00:14:41.480 Don't put it near real knives, right?

00:14:44.260 It's still a great knife, but it's not serrated.

00:14:48.640 It'll never be serrated.

00:14:50.020 It'll never be sharp.

00:14:51.780 It is for spreading, right?

00:14:53.920 It's for just like paint by number type of shit, right?

00:14:57.360 But yeah, I remember the first time I saw that I had to, I was like, oh, this is like

00:15:01.780 for a little Japanese guy or something.

00:15:03.120 And I was like, oh, I'm stealing this.

00:15:05.100 I'm fucking stealing this.

00:15:06.120 I love that photo.

00:15:06.740 That was a cleaver there.

00:15:07.400 I just got a cleaver for Christmas recently.

00:15:09.380 Really?

00:15:09.720 I feel very, very happy about it.

00:15:11.260 It's very good.

00:15:11.920 My uncle got me a really cool cleaver.

00:15:13.860 Yeah.

00:15:14.540 It's kind of fulfilling dreams of mine.

00:15:16.140 It's very, it's extra manly to cut something with a meat cleaver.

00:15:19.220 Oh, zooming on that cleaver a little.

00:15:21.000 It looks like a little baby cleaver too.

00:15:22.260 That looks like a, like a child one.

00:15:23.500 Yeah.

00:15:25.020 Yeah.

00:15:25.420 Which is, it's not for children.

00:15:29.800 Yeah.

00:15:30.000 Look at it in comparison to the other knives.

00:15:31.420 That must be like a literally a little cheese cleaver, a little baby cheese cleaver.

00:15:35.660 Yeah.

00:15:36.420 Really cut your pinky.

00:15:37.220 You can only cut your pinky with it.

00:15:38.100 Oh God, dude.

00:15:41.020 Yeah.

00:15:41.160 But once, but then the security on the out, on the outriggers of the shark, they put like

00:15:45.600 these little, uh, little pickles, right?

00:15:48.800 Mm.

00:15:49.620 And they're, and they're way undersized.

00:15:52.540 I don't want to say that they're premature or whatever, but they, nobody should have harvested

00:15:57.540 whoever harvested them did it at night and probably was sex trafficking or whatever.

00:16:02.940 It's like, nobody should pick these.

00:16:05.240 Yeah.

00:16:05.460 I think those are called gherkin pickles.

00:16:07.040 If I do.

00:16:07.560 Yeah.

00:16:08.280 Say it correctly.

00:16:08.900 I think.

00:16:09.540 Why did my voice do that?

00:16:10.500 But yeah, gherkin pickles, I believe those are called.

00:16:12.400 Oh, I'm not, I'm not a fan of them.

00:16:13.760 I'm still getting into pickles.

00:16:14.980 That's one thing that I've, haven't loved my whole life.

00:16:18.320 Really?

00:16:18.620 Yeah.

00:16:18.760 I've been enjoying it more.

00:16:19.800 It's odd too, though, because like I do love a relish on a hot dog.

00:16:22.380 Yeah.

00:16:22.720 Me too.

00:16:23.040 Love a relish on a hot dog and that's just pickles.

00:16:24.980 Yeah.

00:16:25.220 But just straight up pickles sometimes.

00:16:26.780 I don't know.

00:16:27.860 They don't do it for me.

00:16:28.980 Yeah.

00:16:29.300 But relish is like pickles.

00:16:30.560 That's like, yeah, motherfucker.

00:16:31.960 What's up?

00:16:32.460 We're here.

00:16:32.980 Put some mustard on me.

00:16:34.000 We rise.

00:16:35.360 Yeah.

00:16:35.500 I will die for relish.

00:16:36.580 I'll eat relish by, I could eat relish by itself.

00:16:38.520 Like I don't do it, but I could.

00:16:39.620 I love relish.

00:16:40.680 Ooh.

00:16:41.140 Fantastic.

00:16:41.640 Hot dog, mustard, relish, boom.

00:16:43.640 Easy.

00:16:44.260 Love it.

00:16:44.900 Yeah.

00:16:45.200 One thing I do like about a hot dog time is I will do a hot dog, right?

00:16:49.760 Some people will do like, they'll DP a hot dog.

00:16:52.340 They'll put like two francs in it or whatever.

00:16:53.900 I don't do that.

00:16:55.300 Have you ever done Chicago hot dog?

00:16:57.060 It's my favorite type of hot dog.

00:16:58.500 Um, I'm not, oh wait, yeah.

00:16:59.700 I was at the Chicago Cubs game.

00:17:03.860 Probably Vienna beef dog.

00:17:05.260 And I think they gave us some up there.

00:17:06.620 It was very nice.

00:17:07.360 Yes.

00:17:07.560 There you go.

00:17:08.020 It looked like that.

00:17:08.720 Poppy seed buns, sport peppers, mustard, relish, tomato slice, pickle.

00:17:13.580 It's the best.

00:17:14.700 That's a pickle I like, but on the Chicago hot dog, they literally put the whole pickle spear on it.

00:17:18.680 So it's kind of hard to eat.

00:17:19.680 I will say they should put pickle slices on it, but everything together in there is one

00:17:22.900 of my favorite bites in the world.

00:17:23.800 I love a Chicago hot dog.

00:17:26.160 And do they use a special type of bun for that?

00:17:28.260 They usually, it's a poppy seed bun.

00:17:29.860 I'm pretty sure.

00:17:30.460 I think that's the traditional way.

00:17:31.780 I do enjoy like a split top bun.

00:17:33.740 Split top bun is nice.

00:17:35.280 I think that's good.

00:17:35.960 I'm a big, I'm, I'm very high on Chicago.

00:17:38.520 I think it's the best food city in the country.

00:17:39.980 Oh yeah.

00:17:40.580 I would watch you eat that, man.

00:17:41.920 That looks cool.

00:17:42.680 Yeah.

00:17:43.720 You know?

00:17:44.240 Right.

00:17:44.720 One time we were in Chicago at the same time.

00:17:46.320 We'll share one.

00:17:47.400 Yeah.

00:17:48.080 I used to watch those videos of Japanese women eating big pieces of cake or whatever.

00:17:51.440 You've ever seen that?

00:17:52.180 Like a mukbang?

00:17:53.460 Yeah, but it was before mukbanging.

00:17:54.740 It was just like when people, it was like, you know, cause Japanese people are like the

00:17:58.100 human ASMR, right?

00:18:00.180 Sure.

00:18:01.180 If you ever just been around a Japanese person, it's like listening to ASMR, but they're like

00:18:05.280 in the room with you and they're just being themselves, right?

00:18:07.400 They're not even like if a Japanese person whispers in the woods, who the fuck would ever

00:18:12.500 know, dude?

00:18:13.480 You can't even hear them, you know?

00:18:15.740 So, so it's like, they're just so quiet.

00:18:18.040 It's like, oh shit, I don't know what I was talking about.

00:18:20.680 But, um, yeah.

00:18:23.040 Anyway.

00:18:24.140 What were you talking about?

00:18:24.940 We were talking about some Chicago hot dogs, but speaking of food, we shared a great steak

00:18:29.160 Friday night.

00:18:30.100 Ooh, we did.

00:18:31.000 I felt really bad though.

00:18:31.940 Cause I could tell when the waiter asked me what I liked, how I liked to cook and I

00:18:34.960 said medium rare, there was so much disappointment on your face and you wanted medium and I felt

00:18:38.220 really bad about it since then.

00:18:39.340 So I just wanted to apologize for that.

00:18:40.940 Oh, well, thanks dude.

00:18:42.020 Well, I've been trying to do this thing where if somebody makes a suggestion, I go along

00:18:45.520 with it instead of always just, you know, I'm usually like, like if somebody wants to

00:18:50.220 go see a movie, if I don't want to see it, nah, always.

00:18:54.020 Right.

00:18:54.480 Never.

00:18:55.020 Like, don't you want to come out?

00:18:56.100 Nah, do not.

00:18:57.740 Uh, so this was like something practicing for me.

00:19:00.320 Like somebody's like, Hey, let's have a steak.

00:19:02.320 This is how I like it.

00:19:03.320 And I was like, ah, I hate, I don't want that, but tried it.

00:19:08.340 Loved it.

00:19:08.920 It was a fan.

00:19:09.360 It was, that was one of the better steaks.

00:19:10.640 I've had out in a long time.

00:19:12.000 I agree.

00:19:12.340 It was really, really good.

00:19:13.200 Where were we at?

00:19:13.840 It was, I think it was called Don's prime.

00:19:15.960 Don's prime.

00:19:16.660 At Fountain Blue in Vegas.

00:19:17.420 It was one of the better steaks I've had in a long time.

00:19:21.340 Yeah, I agree.

00:19:22.140 And I'll say what even made it good.

00:19:24.000 I think for me, let's tell each other what, what they thought made it good.

00:19:26.800 For me, it wasn't overwhelmed with like seasoning and too much juice, like too juice.

00:19:36.180 Like sometimes juices, it's nice, but it was just kind of perfect.

00:19:40.180 It didn't like get the plate all blood.

00:19:43.000 It was just kind of perfectly like, Hey, it almost like it showed up and was like, Hey,

00:19:48.480 I know I'm fucking the shit.

00:19:52.220 Yeah.

00:19:52.420 Cause they kept telling us, they, as soon as we sat down, they said, Oh, this is from

00:19:55.580 some sick farm in Idaho.

00:19:56.820 Yeah.

00:19:57.220 This is good meat.

00:19:58.220 And we all said, Oh, that's the one we're getting.

00:19:59.880 And it made, it made me happy to see because like, there's so many times where I'm sitting

00:20:03.060 around at these restaurants and you hear about all these details about the meat and it comes

00:20:06.820 and it's whatever that you could taste the difference.

00:20:08.920 That was really one of the better, better steaks I've ever had.

00:20:10.900 Oh, I agree, man.

00:20:11.600 It was great.

00:20:12.040 And we split up.

00:20:12.660 It was the perfect amount.

00:20:13.500 Cause we were still going to go out for a bit.

00:20:15.080 We weren't too weighed down, like leaning on the speaker in the corner of the bar.

00:20:20.460 Dude, one thing, what they're always like, yeah, this calf, it was like tickled by tall

00:20:25.700 kids or whatever.

00:20:26.620 You're like, well, yeah, the Japanese, the Wagyu, they're going through everything.

00:20:31.400 They're eating good.

00:20:32.200 They're like, they're feeding them just grass fetters.

00:20:33.960 They're just eating grass all their lives.

00:20:35.980 But like Japanese people whispered directly into the skin of this animal while it was being

00:20:40.600 raised, you know, it's like, it's like raised in a two bedroom apartment.

00:20:44.680 You're like, holy shit.

00:20:46.500 Some of this meat sounds very fancy.

00:20:49.360 But yeah, it's like.

00:20:51.280 It's so scary to also to think about.

00:20:52.900 I always do this too many times.

00:20:54.060 Like to think about truly how many animals there are, if all this food is being given

00:21:00.060 to people, it's so scary to think about.

00:21:01.940 What are you saying?

00:21:02.460 Like how many like chickens are murdered, not murdered, but killed a day.

00:21:05.060 Like so many.

00:21:06.820 Like even, I'm just trying to think about this reason.

00:21:08.500 Like if I order, uh, an order of wings at a bar and there's 10 wings in there, does that

00:21:13.400 technically mean that I'm having five chickens?

00:21:15.660 Like two wings a chicken?

00:21:17.100 I think there are some chickens that have more than two.

00:21:20.120 206 million a day.

00:21:22.020 Globally, probably 206 million chickens are killed for food each day.

00:21:26.200 It's wild.

00:21:26.680 It's that.

00:21:27.040 What?

00:21:27.400 It's a wild stat.

00:21:28.560 Holy shit, dude.

00:21:29.920 It's like.

00:21:30.520 Since we started talking about this, 140,000 chickens just died.

00:21:33.620 Oh, that's wild.

00:21:35.620 That's the original Gaza right there, dude.

00:21:37.620 That's crazy.

00:21:38.640 I can't believe they're doing that.

00:21:40.120 In the United States alone, the number's around 26 million chickens.

00:21:44.680 That means that roughly 140,000 chickens are slaughtered every minute.

00:21:47.800 But hold on.

00:21:49.040 How many people live in America?

00:21:50.300 I think it's 350 million.

00:21:51.560 I think that sounds right.

00:21:52.540 It's around there, I think.

00:21:53.680 So you're saying.

00:21:55.260 Yeah, 340.

00:21:56.140 340 million.

00:21:57.060 26 million chickens a day.

00:21:59.200 Mm-hmm.

00:22:00.620 So that means one out of.

00:22:03.220 I'm trying to do this math.

00:22:04.280 I'm not very good at math.

00:22:05.640 It's like one out of 13, maybe?

00:22:07.500 14?

00:22:08.620 I don't know.

00:22:09.300 I think 340 divided by 26 is around.

00:22:13.640 Well, you're right.

00:22:14.640 12.

00:22:14.980 Wow.

00:22:16.380 So one out of 13 people every day is having a chicken.

00:22:19.340 Which seems kind of low.

00:22:21.080 I thought it seemed right on time.

00:22:23.360 Really?

00:22:23.940 Yeah.

00:22:24.620 Because I think children don't need a lot of chicken because they're so little and they can't.

00:22:28.260 And you shouldn't give expensive food to children.

00:22:30.600 I had chicken today.

00:22:31.620 Yeah.

00:22:31.900 I had a chicken sandwich.

00:22:32.420 You already had it?

00:22:32.860 Yeah, I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich from Potbelly today.

00:22:36.740 Right before I came, I need something in the system.

00:22:38.680 You wonder what happened to me yesterday that I'm actually really disappointed about?

00:22:41.180 Yeah.

00:22:41.460 And I hope that whoever did this sees this podcast and come catch me outside.

00:22:45.600 Mm-hmm.

00:22:45.780 But yesterday, I was out.

00:22:47.820 Me and my parents did one of those party buses.

00:22:49.480 Mm-hmm.

00:22:50.040 And then-

00:22:50.580 You sent me a photo of it.

00:22:51.020 Beautiful picture.

00:22:51.820 We'll include the picture, man.

00:22:52.560 Nice photo.

00:22:53.300 And then I went to one of these party buses and then we all went back to the hotel afterwards

00:22:56.020 and I was pretty hungry.

00:22:57.080 I ordered some Chick-fil-A to be there when I get there.

00:23:00.640 Someone stole it.

00:23:01.840 No.

00:23:02.060 Someone stole it.

00:23:02.680 I was actually pooping.

00:23:04.260 I was in the bathroom.

00:23:05.140 It got delivered at 4.23 p.m.

00:23:07.600 I heard the guy knocking the door, left it outside.

00:23:09.900 4.36, I opened the door.

00:23:12.000 Vanish into the night.

00:23:12.760 Somebody stole it.

00:23:13.600 I was fucking furious.

00:23:15.940 I've never been one to like rad, but I was very close to going to the hotel and be like,

00:23:19.260 do you have cameras?

00:23:19.900 I need to see who did this.

00:23:21.400 Because I got more chicken.

00:23:22.780 And you know what I'm really hoping for?

00:23:24.620 Like when I order my Chick-fil-A, I do it every time I travel.

00:23:27.000 I just get a bunch of grilled nuggets and spicy fillets with no bread.

00:23:29.980 I hope those bastards were drunk and thought it was sandwiches and tenders and good shit.

00:23:34.360 And they just opened it to a huge pack of grilled nuggets.

00:23:36.840 I hope that fucked them over.

00:23:38.720 I'm so, it got me so mad.

00:23:40.700 Oh, I fucking hope those pieces of shit fucking choke.

00:23:43.820 It's just, don't take what's not yours.

00:23:45.740 Yeah.

00:23:46.100 That's it.

00:23:46.560 Yeah, I hope they fucking choke on that shit.

00:23:49.340 I hope they get a fucking waffle fry that never leaves their system.

00:23:51.980 Yeah, so now I know I have a thief on my floor.

00:23:53.920 Every time I've left my hotel room, I know someone is around here.

00:23:56.820 Yeah, I just want to start yelling, banging a bell, being like, I know one of you did this.

00:24:00.480 Dude, we have to be able to get footage of it.

00:24:03.180 What hotel was it at?

00:24:04.160 Yeah, I can say, because I'll be gone.

00:24:05.580 It's Cambria downtown in Nashville, Tennessee.

00:24:08.020 Sixth floor.

00:24:08.820 I'm room 614.

00:24:10.580 Someone stole my Chick-fil-A, and I'm livid about it.

00:24:13.780 And what could you have done?

00:24:15.480 Dude, 13 minutes leaving Chick-fil-A at your doorstep for 13 minutes is a long time.

00:24:20.920 On a Monday afternoon, though, I thought it was a Monday afternoon.

00:24:23.060 I haven't even seen anybody in the hallway yet.

00:24:24.940 Yeah.

00:24:25.280 And the guy sent me the photo.

00:24:26.660 It was right outside the room.

00:24:27.780 614.

00:24:28.220 It was right outside there.

00:24:29.320 And then vanished.

00:24:30.520 Did it sound like he set it down completely and left it, or could you hear any more like

00:24:34.480 he might have been the guy to come get it?

00:24:36.120 I hope he wasn't the guy to do it, because that would be bad.

00:24:39.160 That would be tough for DoorDash, and I love DoorDash.

00:24:41.400 Oh, yeah.

00:24:42.740 They're the fucking Navy SEALs of our generation.

00:24:44.940 I love DoorDash.

00:24:45.700 I mean, Tim Dillon and I had a big conversation about this.

00:24:48.600 To roll up silently to a door as quietly as you can, leave something completely fucking

00:24:53.820 delectable, right?

00:24:55.060 Evade dogs.

00:24:56.180 Evade dangerous brothers probably trying to rob you.

00:24:59.520 Like, all types of shit, you know?

00:25:01.020 Evade hungry people.

00:25:03.440 That's my biggest pet peeve about nice hotels.

00:25:05.240 Like, when you stay in a nice hotel, the DoorDash just can't get up to you.

00:25:07.900 Because of the key, because of the key.

00:25:09.620 Like, this past weekend, we were staying at a nice hotel in Vegas.

00:25:12.480 They can't get up to you, so you have to go down.

00:25:14.760 You have to go down and pick up the food.

00:25:16.260 But at a decent hotel like a Cambria, they could walk right up.

00:25:19.680 There's no security.

00:25:20.580 Oh, really?

00:25:21.220 They just let them run right up.

00:25:22.020 Right at my door.

00:25:22.940 I didn't have to go down to the lobby or anything.

00:25:24.400 And then I run to the door, and I open it in my underwear and make sure no one's around,

00:25:27.600 grab it.

00:25:28.020 Yeah.

00:25:28.540 That's the best.

00:25:29.540 When you try to lean forward, just get your hand up.

00:25:31.580 Hold the door open and just try to grab it off the ground.

00:25:34.100 Dude, hotel rooms are crazy how much you're just hiding from everybody in the hallway.

00:25:39.260 It's such an interesting experience to think about.

00:25:41.260 I was talking about this with our producer, Kelsey, recently, too, about just how much-

00:25:45.100 From Sunday Conversations.

00:25:45.760 Yes, we love Kelsey.

00:25:46.700 Just how much sex do you think has been in every hotel room you've been in?

00:25:51.920 Like, in Vegas especially.

00:25:53.760 Oh, I can't even imagine how many people have even just jerked off on the floor in my room.

00:25:59.200 Yeah.

00:25:59.420 If a hotel has been open for 20 years, it's had-

00:26:02.360 Like, I wonder how much each room has seen.

00:26:05.200 It's scary to think about because there's no way it's being properly sterile.

00:26:08.440 No way.

00:26:09.080 Do you-

00:26:09.560 I don't know how you could properly sterilize it unless you use, like, EcoShield or one of

00:26:13.420 those companies that comes and does the, you know-

00:26:17.160 I mean, you'd have to use some type of a high-grade cleaner.

00:26:20.480 What would you even do?

00:26:21.320 Pressure wash the carpet or whatever?

00:26:22.880 Truly no idea.

00:26:23.960 What do they always say?

00:26:24.680 No, you should have brought a blacklight into a hotel because you know what's on the walls.

00:26:27.780 Yeah.

00:26:28.000 Right?

00:26:28.560 Yeah, that's weird for me.

00:26:30.040 And also, my hotel is-

00:26:30.960 It's a very odd hotel.

00:26:31.840 It's the only hotel-

00:26:32.300 I gotta send you a picture of it.

00:26:33.440 It's the only hotel I've ever been in.

00:26:34.800 The bed is in the middle of the room.

00:26:36.600 Like, it's not next to any walls, if that makes sense.

00:26:40.880 That's a normal room.

00:26:42.240 But it's-

00:26:43.140 There's-

00:26:43.460 I'm telling you, I'll send you a photo.

00:26:45.240 It's just the bed is in the middle of the room.

00:26:46.860 I've never seen anything like it.

00:26:47.640 Oh, I'd get dizzy in there, I think, then.

00:26:49.520 Just trying to even just figure out how to get to the bathroom and get caught in a fucking tailwind.

00:26:53.100 Like, last night, my mom came into my room to get me to go out, and it was-

00:26:56.680 Yeah, that's it.

00:26:57.760 They're just in the middle of the room.

00:26:59.560 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:59.920 There's a walkway behind it.

00:27:01.160 Yeah.

00:27:01.640 There's a bar behind it.

00:27:03.740 Yeah, that's too much.

00:27:05.040 I don't-

00:27:05.500 I like my bed in a corner.

00:27:07.320 I like to eliminate all possibility of things attacking me or whatever.

00:27:10.340 That's how I sleep in complete fear.

00:27:12.020 I do love a good hotel view, though.

00:27:13.780 I'm a sucker for a good view.

00:27:15.140 I love a good view.

00:27:16.340 We went to Power Slap.

00:27:18.440 Unbelievable.

00:27:19.340 What'd you think?

00:27:19.820 It was your first time?

00:27:20.680 Unbelievable.

00:27:21.400 I mean, being-

00:27:22.020 Thanks to you, obviously, we were in the first row.

00:27:23.680 Being that close and seeing it, hearing it, the sounds of it is the craziest part.

00:27:29.000 Yeah, I can't believe that.

00:27:30.180 My only complaint, actually, is the bigger guys at the end, they're so big, they don't fall.

00:27:34.400 So the third guy, what was his name?

00:27:35.880 Blackburn?

00:27:36.300 He was a nut.

00:27:37.220 It was awesome, because those guys were falling.

00:27:39.380 I don't know if you remember, the one guy fell friggin'-

00:27:41.920 He got slapped, and then he fell so hard, his face hit the little middle thing they used.

00:27:46.640 He got double hit.

00:27:47.460 It was unbelievable.

00:27:48.880 Power Slap was awesome.

00:27:49.480 We were almost saying it was like, it's more of like a party environment, like just talking

00:27:52.840 to everybody, hanging out.

00:27:53.920 And then it's like, instead of a band is playing, it's just, big guys get slapped.

00:27:57.660 Yeah, it's kind of like you're sitting there having a snack or chatting or having ice water

00:28:02.380 or something, and then you can feel everybody's about to slap somebody in the corner of the

00:28:06.680 room.

00:28:07.460 Everybody literally goes silent for one second, looks over.

00:28:11.660 Somebody slaps the living lights out of somebody else.

00:28:15.980 And then, and it's so cool, because like, me and Caleb went to our first UFC Saturday,

00:28:24.340 and there's a few moments where you saw something like, and you make that face, you make that

00:28:28.020 face every single fight in Power Slap.

00:28:30.100 Yeah.

00:28:30.640 Every single time you see it, it's just, holy, literally holy shit.

00:28:34.300 Oh, it's overwhelming.

00:28:35.520 And the one big guy, remember he was going right, and then he just started to hit with

00:28:38.340 his left.

00:28:39.000 That was a stunning moment.

00:28:40.200 Yeah, he's like the Cal Rip in a fucking Power Slap, whatever.

00:28:43.120 That dude can just, yeah, he can play from both sides.

00:28:46.600 He was on, I don't even think he, and I think he did announce it, because then they kept

00:28:49.340 saying, oh, he's going left this time, he's going left.

00:28:51.420 I thought it was a surprise.

00:28:52.520 I thought he surprised left, but it wasn't.

00:28:54.620 Oh, it would be great when they announced, this is one thing it's about Power Slap.

00:28:58.000 They announce like, all right, it's left on one.

00:29:00.760 It just tells you like, so you, like, what hand he's using.

00:29:03.860 It's just a wild scene.

00:29:05.200 It's a wild scene.

00:29:06.040 And there's all, first of all, there's all these influencers there, right?

00:29:08.780 So you're like, everybody's like an influence.

00:29:10.900 It's like, oh yeah, have you met Salad Boy or whatever?

00:29:14.040 And it's like, who?

00:29:15.540 And they're like, yeah, this is Salad Boy.

00:29:17.240 He, they're like, he doesn't have any arms, but watch him mix up this salad or whatever.

00:29:21.620 You're like, he's like, I've mixed over 2,000 salads.

00:29:25.140 You walk in the room, the Ritz, there's clearly there.

00:29:27.400 I wish he was there.

00:29:28.920 But yeah, it's like Salad Boy.

00:29:30.140 Or then like, there was like a black guy and he's like, oh, this is my son.

00:29:33.340 He, oh, you've seen him on TikTok.

00:29:34.960 He counted to a million one time.

00:29:36.580 You're like, I don't give a fuck.

00:29:38.260 Is he the kid asking you for money?

00:29:39.600 Yeah, I don't know.

00:29:40.580 That, well, this is the best though.

00:29:42.360 But yeah, they're like, hey, will you just do a video of my son?

00:29:44.680 Just, you guys count to 20 together.

00:29:46.260 So I'm like, dude, I don't give a fuck, dude.

00:29:48.920 You don't do 10.

00:29:50.020 Yeah, dude, I'll do five with this kid, but I want to just go sit back down.

00:29:53.100 But the craziest thing that was happening at PowerStyle was that the box was there.

00:29:59.960 Terrence Crawford was there and he has a couple of beautiful young children.

00:30:03.760 I think they were his children.

00:30:04.920 I think they were too because they were around him most of the night unless he was by us.

00:30:09.380 Yeah, he was like, and the kids would come up to you and they'd be like, hey, give me $100, right?

00:30:17.560 But then you were talking to somebody else and I was talking to the kid.

00:30:19.900 And I said, oh, sorry, what are you asking him?

00:30:21.060 And he just goes, oh, I lost the bet.

00:30:22.640 I want to see if I can have $100.

00:30:26.060 But then at a certain point, I didn't bet with him, right?

00:30:29.280 Because I don't know him and he's a child or whatever.

00:30:31.580 And then he comes back a little while later and he's like, pay up.

00:30:35.340 Pay up, son.

00:30:36.260 He said, this kid is like, it's a six year.

00:30:38.020 And there was three of them, like a six, maybe an eight and a nine.

00:30:42.600 And they're like, pay up, motherfucker, or whatever.

00:30:45.160 Pay up, son, pay up.

00:30:47.000 So now I'm like, yeah, there's Terrence Crawford with his family right there.

00:30:50.600 Yeah, I think it was the one on the right.

00:30:52.080 It was him on the right.

00:30:53.500 And so anyway, now you're like, well, I can't.

00:30:57.220 I have to pay.

00:30:58.660 What if this kid goes back to his dad, one of the greatest fighters in the world, and goes,

00:31:02.640 Dad, this guy lost a bet to me and won't pay it to me, dude.

00:31:06.220 Like, dude, that's, it's so scary to think about, too.

00:31:09.220 Like, Terrence Crawford could kill both of us so easily.

00:31:12.760 So easily.

00:31:13.560 All that kid has to go do is, Dad, this guy's being, that's all it needs for a dad to get

00:31:18.120 activated.

00:31:19.140 And we're like, fatherhood's going to kick in.

00:31:20.300 And then who's done?

00:31:21.840 You and I guess me.

00:31:22.660 Because I'm with you by proxy.

00:31:23.440 Oh, we're eating charcuterie through a frickin' bag.

00:31:26.120 Yeah, we're sipping it.

00:31:27.000 Through a colostomy bag.

00:31:29.720 Ew, I can't have, I can never have that happen to me, man.

00:31:31.680 That would be sad.

00:31:32.260 Oh, it was so sad.

00:31:33.160 So yeah, I had to give each one of those kids like $40.

00:31:35.100 And I'm like, these kids are hitmen.

00:31:36.540 And they were going to every person in there.

00:31:37.980 I bet those kids made six racks in there.

00:31:40.500 Did you actually give them the money?

00:31:41.580 Yeah.

00:31:41.980 What the hell were you going to do?

00:31:43.580 The one kid had frickin' cornrows.

00:31:45.200 Yeah.

00:31:46.060 Yeah, here.

00:31:47.780 Have a great time.

00:31:49.140 I hope, yeah.

00:31:50.120 Good luck.

00:31:50.580 It was a big one for him.

00:31:51.320 He got to see some slaps, made some money.

00:31:53.100 He was on the clock.

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00:33:03.480 You know, everyone is health hacking these days,

00:33:06.720 biohacking.

00:33:07.620 People want to live forever.

00:33:08.760 I was at a four-year-old's birthday party the other day.

00:33:12.480 He said he wanted to live to be 1,100.

00:33:14.900 I'm like, dang, buddy.

00:33:16.840 If you are going to live that long,

00:33:18.500 you're going to need to keep your NAD levels replenished.

00:33:22.700 That's what I'm talking about, NAD.

00:33:24.880 I'm sure you've been hearing about it.

00:33:26.620 And between the ages of 30 and 70,

00:33:29.160 your NAD levels drop off by 65%.

00:33:32.580 NAD, it's considered the battery pack of your cells.

00:33:36.640 Yeah, you want to keep your cells restored.

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00:33:59.580 What does it do?

00:34:00.160 Well, it just, it repairs and restores your cells, right?

00:34:04.580 That's it.

00:34:05.580 It doesn't give you like some crazy boost of energy.

00:34:08.240 It's a long-term play.

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00:34:41.920 But yeah, Power Slap's nuts, man.

00:34:43.600 Dude, one of the nuttiest things is,

00:34:45.260 dude, they slap each other,

00:34:47.040 and then I remember the first time I ever went,

00:34:49.100 I'm waiting for an Uber after it,

00:34:50.740 and one of the guys who had been slapped

00:34:53.280 is waiting for an Uber line.

00:34:56.400 I'm like, what?

00:34:58.560 You can't even just go to the cab.

00:34:59.880 Yeah, I think I'm like 95% sure.

00:35:02.660 Allegedly, it was the same dude.

00:35:04.160 I mean, his head was swollen,

00:35:05.340 and he looked like he had to be.

00:35:06.600 Their faces were so red.

00:35:08.280 And he got into the Uber,

00:35:09.620 showed up, he gets in through the trunk of it.

00:35:11.520 I'm like, this guy is fucking,

00:35:12.920 their brain's got to be destroyed.

00:35:14.500 Everything about it,

00:35:15.480 how do they train?

00:35:16.660 Who do they train with?

00:35:17.520 Who do they hit?

00:35:18.660 How does it,

00:35:19.020 because if you're training with a guy

00:35:20.920 and you're taking the hits,

00:35:21.660 how would you not then want to

00:35:23.020 be the hitter as well?

00:35:24.560 So who are you training on?

00:35:25.580 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:35:26.480 Like, who is the one just taking the hits

00:35:28.620 and just them in training?

00:35:30.480 Yeah, dude, if you're just doing hitting was,

00:35:32.960 yeah, what guys,

00:35:34.000 you'd be like,

00:35:34.260 yeah, I'll come over there

00:35:35.060 and let you hit me 15 times

00:35:37.600 so you can practice,

00:35:38.640 but yeah, I won't hit you back.

00:35:39.740 I'll just chill out.

00:35:41.000 Like, how could you not also want to be

00:35:43.380 in the Power Slap?

00:35:44.280 So, dude, second slap into it,

00:35:48.100 it looks like you've been fucking

00:35:48.920 eating wasps or something.

00:35:50.500 It's like your whole face is swollen

00:35:52.120 and some of the guys were getting hit up high,

00:35:54.440 like in the eye area.

00:35:55.440 One guy was taking chin

00:35:56.460 because they were calling the fouls too.

00:35:58.060 That didn't get a hit in the head.

00:35:59.120 It seems scary.

00:35:59.640 One guy close to the hit eye.

00:36:01.540 Eye was terrible.

00:36:03.480 It's just crazy.

00:36:04.600 And the one guy that was getting in the Uber one time,

00:36:06.340 he's like, yeah, man,

00:36:06.800 I'm going to catch a movie with my girl or whatever.

00:36:08.460 And I was like, what the fuck?

00:36:09.860 Like, you better sleep.

00:36:11.900 Yeah, you better.

00:36:13.220 Dude, anything, actually,

00:36:14.400 and I was like, dude,

00:36:15.280 anything that keeps you awake for three hours

00:36:17.300 sounds good to us right now, dude.

00:36:19.360 I hope it's a long,

00:36:20.920 I hope it's a damn Titanic, dude.

00:36:22.900 Do not rest.

00:36:24.000 Godfather one and two.

00:36:25.620 But I mean, dude, it was a fun time.

00:36:27.880 It was really cool.

00:36:28.660 I enjoyed it.

00:36:29.380 It was very cool.

00:36:30.260 It was fun, man.

00:36:31.460 Shout out to Nicole

00:36:33.760 that helps us get over there and have fun.

00:36:35.720 And they have like, it is fun.

00:36:36.860 Like you're going in there

00:36:37.800 and there's all these different like,

00:36:39.860 like people that you've seen

00:36:41.300 from like different things online,

00:36:42.980 TikTok, everything.

00:36:44.020 Yeah, Max Crosby was there.

00:36:45.240 It was cool to meet Cheryl Hines.

00:36:47.040 Yeah, Cheryl Hines.

00:36:47.800 She was such an angel.

00:36:48.800 I was so scared to say big fan.

00:36:50.060 I felt, I felt bad because she was hanging,

00:36:51.760 but I'm a huge curb guy.

00:36:52.800 So I was like, I was,

00:36:53.780 she was one person, I will say that,

00:36:56.160 like me and Caleb's job,

00:36:57.120 we do meet a lot of famous people.

00:36:58.480 She didn't, I didn't know she was coming.

00:36:59.500 When I started, I was like, wow,

00:37:00.280 kind of took me back a little bit.

00:37:01.260 Like I've just,

00:37:01.720 I've just watched curb my whole life.

00:37:03.100 So I was like, oh my God, Cheryl Hines.

00:37:05.540 Yeah, I've never seen Curb Your Enthusiasm,

00:37:07.540 but I know people love it so much.

00:37:10.060 I'll probably watch it

00:37:10.740 when I get married or something, but.

00:37:12.600 Good show.

00:37:13.200 12 seasons though.

00:37:14.020 It's a long haul.

00:37:14.660 Really?

00:37:14.940 Yeah, I just redid it a few months ago.

00:37:17.100 I decided to do a full rewatch.

00:37:18.260 At this age?

00:37:19.220 Yeah.

00:37:19.380 Do something else, man.

00:37:20.380 You can watch this shit later.

00:37:21.660 I know.

00:37:22.120 I mean, sometimes I give them like,

00:37:23.400 like a Monday night.

00:37:24.480 I got nothing to do.

00:37:25.100 I'll watch a show.

00:37:25.960 Yeah.

00:37:26.140 I'm thinking about doing a Sopranos rewatch.

00:37:27.640 I haven't watched Sopranos

00:37:28.680 in a long time, honestly.

00:37:29.760 You should do that in a theater

00:37:30.920 and have people come,

00:37:31.800 have like a food experience for people.

00:37:33.860 Wow.

00:37:34.640 That's a good idea.

00:37:36.360 Kind of like our idea

00:37:37.620 we were talking about at breakfast the other day.

00:37:38.980 Me and Caleb's idea.

00:37:40.320 I don't know.

00:37:40.820 Yeah.

00:37:41.260 You and Caleb need an Airbnb.

00:37:42.660 Yeah.

00:37:42.960 And then we, for the record,

00:37:44.180 me and Caleb,

00:37:44.560 we're thinking about starting an Airbnb empire

00:37:47.860 in three different cities

00:37:49.240 and making it our own experience in each Airbnb.

00:37:52.320 I don't know if I will do it,

00:37:53.640 but we may try.

00:37:54.580 It'd be great.

00:37:55.180 And like have like a confessional in it

00:37:56.600 where people that are going there,

00:37:57.540 if it's like a bachelor party,

00:37:58.560 a bachelorette,

00:37:59.180 they can go in there

00:37:59.700 and give a nice message to the bachelor or bachelorette.

00:38:02.420 Yeah.

00:38:02.620 That confession idea from you was a great idea.

00:38:04.420 You guys could compile those

00:38:05.520 and make that like part of it.

00:38:06.680 And part of the experience too,

00:38:07.540 that you get this back

00:38:08.500 or you get a video of your weekend

00:38:10.140 of just people popping in

00:38:11.420 and saying nice things.

00:38:12.380 Stuff like that's important.

00:38:13.460 Yeah.

00:38:13.640 Almost like,

00:38:14.120 I agree.

00:38:14.960 People don't say enough nice things to people.

00:38:16.840 It's nice when people just say nice.

00:38:18.460 Like every now and then,

00:38:19.700 I'm going to start doing it to you too.

00:38:21.060 Every now and then,

00:38:21.580 if it's like a Sunday

00:38:22.260 and I'm maybe a little buzzed

00:38:23.540 having some drinks with my friends

00:38:24.400 and I'm in a good mood,

00:38:25.340 I'll just text a phone and be like,

00:38:26.300 hey,

00:38:27.240 I miss you.

00:38:27.540 I hope all as well.

00:38:28.340 You're a good guy.

00:38:28.860 You're a stud.

00:38:30.880 I think you do a really nice job of that, man.

00:38:33.160 You make people feel super welcome,

00:38:35.080 I think, you know.

00:38:35.980 You're like a welcome mat

00:38:37.500 with black olives on the edges of it.

00:38:39.400 Ooh, I appreciate that.

00:38:40.280 That's the Greek side of me.

00:38:42.060 That's good.

00:38:42.900 I mean,

00:38:43.280 speaking of that,

00:38:43.940 I got to commend you.

00:38:44.820 I mean,

00:38:45.380 same to you.

00:38:46.240 You're so,

00:38:46.780 like seeing you this weekend at Power Stop,

00:38:48.020 you're so nice to everybody,

00:38:49.340 so courteous to everybody.

00:38:50.640 Like Power Stop,

00:38:51.140 literally,

00:38:51.940 I've never seen,

00:38:52.560 you were like Paul McCartney.

00:38:54.780 You're like a beetle.

00:38:55.360 Really?

00:38:55.540 And you're so nice to everybody.

00:38:57.540 Yeah,

00:38:57.820 I think sometimes I don't notice it

00:38:59.200 unless I start to get like super uncomfortable,

00:39:01.560 you know.

00:39:02.120 I don't know.

00:39:03.340 But we had a great time, dude.

00:39:04.560 Great time.

00:39:05.060 Thank you for everything.

00:39:05.740 It was a blast.

00:39:06.320 Oh,

00:39:06.500 thank you guys, dude.

00:39:07.540 One of the reasons I went

00:39:08.500 was because you guys were going to be there.

00:39:09.780 I knew it was going to be

00:39:10.500 some of y'all's first events.

00:39:12.220 What did you think about the UFC?

00:39:13.960 Because it was your first UFC as well, right?

00:39:15.320 Yeah,

00:39:15.400 it was our first UFC.

00:39:16.240 UFC was fun.

00:39:16.940 It was just,

00:39:17.420 it was a blast,

00:39:18.700 but.

00:39:19.580 What time did y'all show up?

00:39:20.520 We got there at seven.

00:39:22.540 So we were there for the main event.

00:39:23.380 It was really cool to see.

00:39:24.900 I didn't make a little parlay

00:39:25.860 before we got there

00:39:26.700 and did lose pretty quickly.

00:39:27.720 I won the first one

00:39:28.600 with that gray-haired gentleman

00:39:30.580 making like Danish or something.

00:39:32.660 Darius?

00:39:33.160 Yes,

00:39:33.600 but then I took Cara France.

00:39:34.980 I loved his vibe at the weigh-ins

00:39:36.220 and that was a tough one

00:39:37.300 because when he was doing the weigh-ins

00:39:38.880 with the Haka thing,

00:39:39.940 like he was doing,

00:39:40.520 I said,

00:39:40.720 this guy's the man.

00:39:41.260 I got to take this.

00:39:41.960 And his brother was right behind us too.

00:39:43.400 Yeah.

00:39:43.620 When he lost,

00:39:44.060 he was getting super into it.

00:39:45.440 There was some crazy fights.

00:39:46.680 Dude,

00:39:46.820 I saw that one fight.

00:39:47.800 It was Van versus.

00:39:49.800 He did win though

00:39:50.400 because I remember someone at the weigh-in

00:39:51.460 came up to me before.

00:39:52.780 The day before

00:39:53.280 and was like,

00:39:53.560 you've got to bet Van tomorrow.

00:39:54.420 You've got to bet Van tomorrow.

00:39:55.140 And I forgot to.

00:39:55.680 And as soon as he won,

00:39:56.260 I was like,

00:39:56.420 oh shit.

00:39:57.180 He came out of the blue

00:39:58.100 and was like,

00:39:58.420 just hyping Van up.

00:39:59.940 Yeah,

00:40:00.160 it was Roy Volver's Van.

00:40:01.440 Dude,

00:40:01.680 I'd never seen this.

00:40:03.160 They took,

00:40:03.800 there were times

00:40:04.700 where they knocked each other out

00:40:06.060 and then hit him again so quick

00:40:07.520 that he knocked him back in,

00:40:08.980 dude.

00:40:09.640 I'd never seen that in my life.

00:40:10.880 I saw it.

00:40:11.280 I swear to God,

00:40:12.060 I saw it two times in this match.

00:40:13.660 A guy knocked a guy out

00:40:14.920 and then knocked him right back in.

00:40:16.100 I was like,

00:40:16.280 yeah,

00:40:16.540 he's for,

00:40:17.560 I was like,

00:40:17.800 he's high.

00:40:23.280 Sickos.

00:40:23.720 And it's so,

00:40:24.340 it's cool to see like how like

00:40:25.540 much respect they have for each other too.

00:40:27.100 Like after they've done fighting,

00:40:28.280 it's nuts.

00:40:29.600 And it's crazy to see the whole arena

00:40:31.000 is just huge fight fans.

00:40:32.220 And I felt kind of weird

00:40:33.340 because I didn't really know anything.

00:40:34.780 Everyone's talking about

00:40:35.460 like the strategy of everything,

00:40:37.020 different moves,

00:40:37.840 what they should do.

00:40:38.540 Who do you like?

00:40:39.140 And I'm just like,

00:40:39.520 guys,

00:40:39.720 this is my first time.

00:40:40.840 I've,

00:40:41.420 I don't even,

00:40:41.780 I don't even know who's fighting.

00:40:43.080 Yeah.

00:40:43.380 But it was fun to see.

00:40:44.120 I've always wanted to go to one.

00:40:45.060 It was very cool to see.

00:40:45.900 I will continue,

00:40:46.600 definitely continue watching the big ones.

00:40:48.160 The big ones are fun.

00:40:49.420 Yeah.

00:40:49.560 And I think you can get into it.

00:40:50.840 I think one thing that I,

00:40:52.200 that helped me get into it

00:40:53.320 cause I,

00:40:54.420 UFC was scary to me at first,

00:40:55.980 right?

00:40:56.120 I never grew up being able to really like

00:40:57.700 defend for myself

00:40:58.980 or whatever type shit.

00:41:00.160 So I think just fighting in general,

00:41:02.000 I mean,

00:41:02.140 I've been in some fights,

00:41:03.020 but I wouldn't say I was doing great in them.

00:41:05.760 Yeah.

00:41:06.000 You know,

00:41:06.380 I'm,

00:41:06.620 I'm,

00:41:06.840 I'm only been in one too.

00:41:08.480 Yeah.

00:41:08.820 Yeah.

00:41:09.020 Not a lot.

00:41:09.520 I'm not,

00:41:09.720 not a fighter.

00:41:10.780 Oh,

00:41:11.020 when I get really old,

00:41:12.080 I'm fighting motherfuckers.

00:41:13.860 The second I go to one of a senior

00:41:15.460 Karrison or whatever,

00:41:16.920 I'm fucking first dude I get in

00:41:18.300 that comes up to me,

00:41:19.040 getting loud or whatever.

00:41:20.020 Even if he's lost

00:41:20.980 and he's just loud

00:41:21.980 because he can't hear,

00:41:23.340 fuck him dog.

00:41:24.280 He's going down bro.

00:41:25.600 Done.

00:41:26.040 That's it for him.

00:41:26.720 He's had a long,

00:41:27.180 he's had a long life done,

00:41:28.560 but that's going to let everybody know

00:41:29.940 what everybody else in there,

00:41:30.980 Henry,

00:41:31.500 whoever else lives in that bitch

00:41:32.720 that I'm there.

00:41:33.540 You think you're going to go

00:41:34.080 to a senior care facility

00:41:35.300 when you're older?

00:41:36.180 Yeah.

00:41:36.400 I might go in a younger dude.

00:41:37.660 Caleb lives at a senior center.

00:41:39.100 He did 50,

00:41:40.040 it was 50 and over,

00:41:40.880 I believe.

00:41:41.920 Yeah.

00:41:42.280 He lived at a 50 and over building,

00:41:43.820 which is good for him

00:41:44.860 because he like,

00:41:45.400 I mean,

00:41:45.520 he likes to hang when he's home.

00:41:46.980 So there's nothing else

00:41:47.960 you could do really.

00:41:49.300 No,

00:41:49.560 relax,

00:41:50.280 learn a new game.

00:41:52.280 Yeah.

00:41:53.020 I think he had one room

00:41:54.200 that he called his office

00:41:55.000 and then he would,

00:41:55.540 but he was running the beach too.

00:41:56.440 So it was a nice location.

00:41:57.280 You could walk around,

00:41:57.760 really on the beach.

00:41:58.400 So walk right there.

00:41:59.020 So nice.

00:41:59.300 We go out to the pool over there

00:42:00.640 and it's a lot of like

00:42:01.740 sun-dried Hebrews

00:42:04.120 kind of with like a neck,

00:42:05.660 neck jewelry

00:42:06.180 and Italians and Greeks

00:42:07.280 with neck jewelry.

00:42:07.780 That's pretty much it.

00:42:08.240 Just Hebrews and Italians.

00:42:09.180 Like in his area,

00:42:10.020 in that area of Florida,

00:42:11.320 Delray Beach,

00:42:11.920 I call it the Sixth Barrow.

00:42:12.880 It's basically all New York.

00:42:14.080 It's only New Yorkers.

00:42:15.000 And it's so fun.

00:42:16.020 Like you get old Italian guys

00:42:17.080 from Brooklyn there.

00:42:18.280 I'll be at the bar with them

00:42:19.120 and I'll just be like,

00:42:19.620 where are you from?

00:42:20.420 Do you look kind of like Nebraska?

00:42:21.580 Like if I'm like Nebraska or something,

00:42:22.640 they get so mad.

00:42:23.320 Like,

00:42:23.960 are you kidding me?

00:42:25.620 Benson and her,

00:42:26.100 but boy,

00:42:26.500 and Ray's,

00:42:26.780 they freak out.

00:42:27.520 It's one of my favorite things to do.

00:42:28.840 They're just,

00:42:29.220 they're just the best.

00:42:29.860 They're such funny people.

00:42:30.620 I love them.

00:42:31.520 They're such ridiculous human beings.

00:42:33.180 Oh yeah.

00:42:33.880 Being down there is a good time,

00:42:35.120 man.

00:42:35.240 That's a beautiful area.

00:42:35.900 It gets so hot though

00:42:36.660 this time of year.

00:42:37.520 I love the water,

00:42:38.500 man.

00:42:39.240 There's something special

00:42:40.000 about just being in the water.

00:42:40.940 I'm such a fan of it.

00:42:41.860 Oh yeah.

00:42:42.620 Well,

00:42:42.880 I think that a lot of people believe

00:42:45.440 that life started right out of the water.

00:42:46.860 It kind of makes sense.

00:42:47.940 We kind of seem like something

00:42:49.220 in the ocean left

00:42:50.320 or I don't know.

00:42:51.920 Yeah.

00:42:52.120 I wonder if God like,

00:42:53.160 cause you have to have water

00:42:53.940 to make anything.

00:42:54.680 Dude,

00:42:55.060 look at probably

00:42:56.460 most recipes use water.

00:42:59.000 Everything.

00:42:59.540 So for sure,

00:43:00.980 like God made us with water.

00:43:03.320 So obviously,

00:43:04.360 yeah.

00:43:04.960 Yeah.

00:43:05.140 I think I remember for some reason,

00:43:06.420 remember the movie War of the Worlds

00:43:07.420 that came out like 20 years ago,

00:43:08.560 Tom Cruise alien movie ruined my life.

00:43:10.600 I was terrified the hell out of me.

00:43:12.120 It was an alien attack movie.

00:43:13.380 But at the end,

00:43:14.140 they find out that

00:43:14.840 they like started saying

00:43:15.740 how everything starts in water

00:43:17.180 and water,

00:43:17.740 I think,

00:43:18.040 well,

00:43:18.120 that was signs actually.

00:43:19.300 And water is like how

00:43:21.920 all this started.

00:43:22.780 Like it's how they fought the aliens.

00:43:24.380 But it's also in signs

00:43:25.180 because the signs,

00:43:25.840 they're also,

00:43:26.740 the aliens are anti-water as well.

00:43:28.500 Oh yeah.

00:43:28.880 So I may be mixing up my alien movies.

00:43:30.400 Well,

00:43:30.540 remember like a few months ago,

00:43:31.440 they were like,

00:43:31.800 aliens are in the water.

00:43:32.960 Now nobody even gives a shit.

00:43:34.120 People are just out there

00:43:34.880 fucking doing lazy rivers and shit.

00:43:37.220 I was like,

00:43:37.440 I was looking the other day,

00:43:38.160 some kids are in a lazy river.

00:43:39.100 We got to go to a lazy river.

00:43:40.060 We've been talking about them.

00:43:40.560 What are you talking about?

00:43:41.420 They're fucking,

00:43:42.400 oh man,

00:43:43.100 we got to go to a lazy river.

00:43:43.880 There's them cyborgs

00:43:44.600 in the deep end,

00:43:45.520 homie.

00:43:45.860 Yeah,

00:43:46.060 someone,

00:43:46.360 I did see,

00:43:46.960 I saw a tweet about

00:43:47.760 the Jersey drones too.

00:43:49.320 What happened to that?

00:43:50.280 Oh dude.

00:43:51.440 What happened to that?

00:43:52.660 I think that was just

00:43:53.340 a new Papa John's

00:43:54.400 delivery swarm or whatever.

00:43:55.920 That was just Jersey Mike

00:43:57.240 trying a new fucking thing.

00:43:58.420 For three weeks,

00:43:59.120 we saw the lights

00:43:59.660 going on in New Jersey.

00:44:00.740 I knew people that saw them.

00:44:02.680 Like really?

00:44:03.440 Yeah.

00:44:03.960 You're lying.

00:44:05.000 One of my buddies,

00:44:05.760 his frat brother from college

00:44:08.280 is a cop

00:44:09.240 in Tom's River,

00:44:10.260 New Jersey.

00:44:10.600 And he was like,

00:44:11.200 texting them like,

00:44:11.740 I'm seeing these things.

00:44:12.640 They're here.

00:44:13.720 Why didn't you fucking

00:44:14.680 shoot at them or something?

00:44:15.660 You're a fucking cop.

00:44:16.820 He's just texting his buddies.

00:44:18.360 You're doing the same thing

00:44:19.360 we're doing.

00:44:20.780 I don't know if you can

00:44:21.820 go straight at them.

00:44:22.920 What do you mean?

00:44:23.700 Who's going to see?

00:44:24.540 I saw somebody attack it.

00:44:25.860 What are you going to say?

00:44:26.580 The Tom's River Police Department

00:44:28.560 going to take out

00:44:29.280 the alien drones?

00:44:30.820 Yeah,

00:44:31.360 dude.

00:44:32.060 All he does is hit.

00:44:32.980 Tom's River PD.

00:44:34.160 Bro,

00:44:34.340 they hit dingers.

00:44:35.240 It's like probably five guys

00:44:36.500 on the force.

00:44:37.920 Dude,

00:44:38.220 whatever.

00:44:38.560 We cheer for those little bastards

00:44:39.820 when they won the World Series.

00:44:41.580 their World Series,

00:44:42.980 Little League World Series home.

00:44:44.800 Hit a ball at one of those drones.

00:44:46.380 Todd Frazier.

00:44:46.920 Yeah,

00:44:47.240 yeah,

00:44:47.680 they could.

00:44:48.420 You'd think at the very least

00:44:49.540 they could just hit a freaking fly ball

00:44:51.520 and take out a couple drones.

00:44:53.000 Well,

00:44:53.180 especially like the fact that there's,

00:44:55.180 if it's aliens or whatever,

00:44:56.200 that they're spying on New Jersey.

00:44:57.340 I'm like,

00:44:57.820 dude,

00:44:58.200 yes,

00:44:59.200 get some Jersey,

00:45:00.020 but get like a

00:45:01.020 charcuterie of America.

00:45:02.500 Get some other places as well.

00:45:04.620 She just don't think

00:45:05.220 that everybody is,

00:45:06.560 you know,

00:45:07.620 you know,

00:45:08.240 has a side hustle

00:45:09.360 doing trading cards or whatever.

00:45:11.080 That's,

00:45:11.540 that is very New Jersey.

00:45:13.380 It's such a creepy thing

00:45:14.800 though,

00:45:14.940 thinking about like aliens

00:45:15.860 and if that exists.

00:45:17.200 You know,

00:45:17.400 it's actually a very weird thing to me too.

00:45:18.980 What's your take on like supernatural stuff?

00:45:21.900 Supernatural?

00:45:22.320 Like,

00:45:22.500 what do you mean?

00:45:23.200 Like one of my,

00:45:23.700 one of my,

00:45:24.320 so one of my best friends is Scott

00:45:26.220 and we call him Sal.

00:45:27.460 I don't know why we call him Sal.

00:45:28.220 We call him Sal.

00:45:28.940 Anyway,

00:45:29.200 he was here actually in Nashville

00:45:30.620 on a bachelor party

00:45:31.440 like three years ago

00:45:32.380 and true.

00:45:33.320 Like he's a normal person.

00:45:34.160 He's one of my best friends

00:45:34.880 truly to this day

00:45:36.320 claims that like they

00:45:37.620 came home from the bar one night.

00:45:39.980 He was asleep

00:45:40.500 and there was like some sort of entity

00:45:42.420 like over him looking at him

00:45:43.740 and he was like,

00:45:44.520 I remember he came home the next day

00:45:45.560 and like we got lunch

00:45:46.280 and he was telling us like

00:45:47.220 this thing is real.

00:45:48.780 We saw it multiple times

00:45:49.840 and it's almost like freeing

00:45:51.720 or like feels good

00:45:52.600 because I know that stuff exists

00:45:53.780 and now I know like God is real

00:45:54.940 is what he said.

00:45:56.060 And he's a completely normal guy.

00:45:58.040 He stands by it.

00:45:59.260 Wow.

00:45:59.960 Did he bring a chick home?

00:46:01.140 Maybe it was he just brought

00:46:01.840 a tall chick home with him.

00:46:03.660 He said it was tall.

00:46:04.860 He did say it was a tall baby.

00:46:06.420 But some of that shit's super scary, man.

00:46:08.240 Like I recently had a,

00:46:10.160 I was in Los Angeles

00:46:11.280 probably less than a year ago

00:46:12.540 and you know,

00:46:13.400 like staying in,

00:46:14.020 we rented a house in the hills

00:46:15.260 and the hills for me is very scary.

00:46:17.140 I don't like the hills.

00:46:18.040 It's very like secluded

00:46:20.040 and away from everything.

00:46:21.480 It's just staying there in general

00:46:22.480 freaks me out.

00:46:23.640 And I was there with one of my producers

00:46:24.740 and he was lining at like 1 a.m.

00:46:27.880 and I was just landing,

00:46:28.740 I landed at like 6

00:46:29.540 and I went to this house.

00:46:30.300 I didn't realize we booked it

00:46:31.100 so far into the hills.

00:46:33.080 It was almost under the Hollywood sign.

00:46:34.360 Oh yeah.

00:46:34.880 And it was,

00:46:35.800 we got there and I was like,

00:46:36.560 this place is fucking terrifying.

00:46:38.420 Look, nothing like the pictures.

00:46:39.720 It was a nice house

00:46:40.360 but it was like almost like 70s themed.

00:46:42.480 Yeah.

00:46:42.580 Like the pool wasn't even hot.

00:46:43.680 It was cold.

00:46:44.700 And then like Vince Neil died here or whatever.

00:46:46.520 Like he's alive.

00:46:47.900 He's there still.

00:46:48.740 But that's what ruined,

00:46:49.660 like Charles Manson and all that shit

00:46:50.640 ruined the hills for me.

00:46:51.680 It freaks me out.

00:46:52.780 So I'm in there,

00:46:53.560 I'm sitting there in my bed

00:46:54.700 just really in a pretzel like this.

00:46:57.200 Freaked out.

00:46:58.240 And I kid you not,

00:46:58.920 I hear the loudest boom out of the blue.

00:47:01.400 Don't know what it is.

00:47:02.220 Had no idea what it was.

00:47:03.380 It wasn't those fucking Costco dudes,

00:47:05.500 was it?

00:47:06.760 AJ?

00:47:07.300 Yeah.

00:47:08.020 It was.

00:47:08.720 It was Big AJ.

00:47:09.480 It was Big AJ.

00:47:10.860 And the next thing I know,

00:47:11.680 the Rizzler's there.

00:47:12.460 That guy,

00:47:13.000 dude,

00:47:13.440 the crazy part is

00:47:14.320 the Rizzler doesn't even fucking know Big AJ.

00:47:16.500 The whole thing's unreal.

00:47:18.020 Yeah.

00:47:18.180 So many people think that he's Big AJ's child.

00:47:20.980 He's just like a fifth grader

00:47:22.500 or something or fourth.

00:47:23.520 He got to hold back.

00:47:24.900 Allegedly.

00:47:25.640 And then they're like

00:47:26.860 kind of this Jewish powerlifting family.

00:47:29.120 I saw you had the Rizzler

00:47:30.000 on one of your shows recently.

00:47:31.380 He was in the audience

00:47:32.680 and he came up on stage.

00:47:34.120 Very nice guy.

00:47:35.440 But also,

00:47:36.100 dude,

00:47:36.360 he fucking,

00:47:37.740 he was drinking soda

00:47:38.740 at like almost 10 p.m.

00:47:39.940 I'm like,

00:47:41.020 who?

00:47:41.240 Yeah,

00:47:41.380 I saw you saying that at Craig's

00:47:42.420 with a non-Daddy McBride's episode.

00:47:44.020 Yeah.

00:47:44.540 It's like,

00:47:45.080 I was like,

00:47:45.680 what time's your bedtime?

00:47:46.460 And he's like,

00:47:47.320 you know,

00:47:47.800 he gave me one of those.

00:47:49.020 Whenever he gets tired

00:47:49.900 is when the Rizzler goes to sleep.

00:47:51.200 He said,

00:47:51.660 Big Money Don't Sleep.

00:47:52.660 I was like,

00:47:53.220 what?

00:47:54.220 How much money do you think

00:47:54.960 the Rizzler has?

00:47:56.320 It's got to be multiple millions,

00:47:57.840 I think,

00:47:58.160 right?

00:47:58.360 You think so?

00:48:00.000 He's like the most famous person

00:48:01.420 on the internet.

00:48:02.980 That's a great point.

00:48:04.220 And he does like a children,

00:48:05.480 is he working in a children's market?

00:48:06.960 He's kind of edging

00:48:07.720 into adult marketing though.

00:48:09.220 I wonder if kids even like

00:48:10.420 are fans of him.

00:48:11.520 I think it's more of adults

00:48:12.660 just enamored with him.

00:48:13.860 He's so gorgeous.

00:48:14.960 He's unbelievable.

00:48:15.800 He's definitely,

00:48:17.180 I like that he's just himself,

00:48:19.140 right?

00:48:19.460 Yeah.

00:48:20.100 Yeah,

00:48:20.300 he got up on stage the other night

00:48:21.340 and answered a couple questions for us.

00:48:22.980 I think I've been learning to,

00:48:23.900 I've been seeing videos of him

00:48:24.780 and it seems like he's getting

00:48:25.360 more confident in like speaking

00:48:26.420 and stuff,

00:48:27.000 which is nice because he's

00:48:27.900 literally just a nine-year-old kid.

00:48:28.960 Yeah.

00:48:29.520 Yeah,

00:48:29.840 that's what I was hoping.

00:48:30.540 I was like,

00:48:30.700 well,

00:48:30.780 let's get him up here

00:48:31.340 and at least get a little bit

00:48:31.940 of practice in front of a,

00:48:32.980 you know,

00:48:33.240 a random night.

00:48:34.180 And yeah,

00:48:39.220 this boom,

00:48:39.520 I don't even investigate.

00:48:40.340 I'm terrified.

00:48:41.020 I'm going to meet a few buddies

00:48:42.020 at Barney's Beanery

00:48:43.180 and I'm like,

00:48:44.200 you know what?

00:48:44.700 I'm just going to go.

00:48:45.640 I'm not coming back home

00:48:46.620 until my producer lands at 1 a.m.

00:48:48.100 So I got to occupy myself

00:48:49.280 until he lands.

00:48:51.000 There's no way

00:48:51.400 I'm going back there alone.

00:48:52.360 So I go to this,

00:48:53.240 I'm at Barney's Beanery

00:48:53.840 for like seven hours

00:48:54.740 because I refuse to go home.

00:48:56.320 Finally,

00:48:56.660 he picks me up.

00:48:57.220 We go in the house.

00:48:58.000 I go to bed.

00:48:58.620 I close the door.

00:48:59.700 It was the mirror

00:49:00.400 on the back of the door.

00:49:01.600 Just,

00:49:02.480 that's when I realized what it was.

00:49:03.420 Just fell by itself.

00:49:04.780 It was on like six screws,

00:49:06.060 just fell by itself.

00:49:07.360 And broke?

00:49:08.240 No,

00:49:08.700 didn't even break.

00:49:09.460 No idea why.

00:49:10.540 It just,

00:49:11.100 I was literally sitting in the bed.

00:49:12.540 It was where that TV is.

00:49:14.560 It just fell out of blue

00:49:15.240 and I was like,

00:49:15.620 this is not for me.

00:49:18.380 Too much up there.

00:49:19.340 Yeah.

00:49:19.880 I'm not into,

00:49:20.700 I'm not into the supernatural stuff.

00:49:22.600 There's been,

00:49:23.700 I think other times in my house.

00:49:24.840 Oh,

00:49:24.960 well that's not that super,

00:49:25.780 I mean that's pretty supernatural

00:49:27.000 but that's also just bad drywall probably.

00:49:29.040 I mean that could be a mix of things,

00:49:30.280 right?

00:49:30.540 I think my house is haunted,

00:49:31.940 I think.

00:49:32.760 Well yeah,

00:49:33.280 but that's,

00:49:34.840 do you?

00:49:35.640 Yeah,

00:49:35.860 actually,

00:49:36.580 so my buddy claims he did this

00:49:37.940 in like the third grade,

00:49:38.780 my friend Frank,

00:49:39.380 I don't know if it's him or not

00:49:40.140 or like my parents told him

00:49:41.720 to tell me this to ease my mind.

00:49:43.580 Oh yeah.

00:49:44.080 But literally in my attic,

00:49:45.180 I'm pretty sure there's something carved

00:49:46.460 that says like darkness is here.

00:49:47.940 Hmm.

00:49:49.540 On the wall.

00:49:50.220 Which I don't,

00:49:50.720 I don't like.

00:49:51.540 I've always wondered if someone's

00:49:52.460 gotten into my attic.

00:49:53.720 Oh dude,

00:49:54.220 I went into my attic,

00:49:55.480 dude.

00:49:55.960 Yeah,

00:49:56.260 I went into my attic not long ago

00:49:57.620 and was like,

00:49:58.180 who's up here?

00:49:59.000 Like,

00:49:59.460 cause first of all,

00:50:00.440 the way they have an attic set up,

00:50:02.020 it's the scariest thing ever,

00:50:04.120 dude.

00:50:04.540 Cause first of all,

00:50:05.240 you have to find a square

00:50:07.280 on the ceiling of your regular home,

00:50:09.620 right?

00:50:10.140 And it has a string hanging out of it.

00:50:12.200 So obviously your attic is go,

00:50:13.600 it's that time of the month

00:50:14.640 in your attic,

00:50:15.200 right?

00:50:15.520 Always.

00:50:15.840 Want to hear a bad thing about my attic too?

00:50:17.200 The door to get into it is in my room,

00:50:18.740 my childhood bedroom.

00:50:19.640 So it's right there.

00:50:20.740 Yeah.

00:50:21.220 That's the way to get to the attic.

00:50:22.580 And on top of that,

00:50:23.480 we growing up,

00:50:24.120 we used to be a big Halloween family.

00:50:25.560 So you would go all out for Halloween.

00:50:27.440 There's like a fucking old witch up there.

00:50:29.060 We still have this witch,

00:50:30.000 like a full sized witch.

00:50:31.340 She's green.

00:50:31.940 She's got a huge snozz.

00:50:33.060 So every time I walk up there,

00:50:34.120 she's just staring at me.

00:50:35.140 Oh,

00:50:35.600 they're all,

00:50:36.040 it's all up there.

00:50:36.620 All my jerseys that I had when I was a kid,

00:50:39.540 my witch,

00:50:40.780 it's,

00:50:40.980 it's a scary place.

00:50:41.720 it's a very scary setup because first of all,

00:50:44.000 you have to find that place.

00:50:44.820 And if it's in your childhood room and,

00:50:46.760 and that means just like,

00:50:48.200 there's this open portal to like scary pieces of the holidays that we keep in our attic.

00:50:53.500 Right.

00:50:53.860 Exactly.

00:50:54.320 So first of all,

00:50:54.800 you have to find that cable thing.

00:50:56.360 You pull on it.

00:50:57.340 Right.

00:50:57.660 Or sometimes there's even like a stick that's in a closet,

00:51:00.180 this little hook.

00:51:00.800 You have to find that.

00:51:02.540 It's an insane thing.

00:51:04.080 And it's,

00:51:04.480 they built the whole contraption.

00:51:06.400 It's literally like,

00:51:07.280 um,

00:51:08.220 a pull,

00:51:08.640 like the earliest Pilates thing that they ever made.

00:51:10.960 It's from like the 1700s.

00:51:12.700 Uh,

00:51:13.100 you can hear the polio leg,

00:51:14.920 like it's just like one big polio leg kind of folds out of there.

00:51:18.100 It's the same things that they used to use to make,

00:51:20.640 uh,

00:51:20.740 like Forrest Gump's like leg.

00:51:22.580 It's like braces.

00:51:23.600 It's like braces.

00:51:24.580 It's the same part of that makes a ladder that comes down.

00:51:27.940 My,

00:51:28.480 uh,

00:51:28.800 and you have to climb up there and then you get up there all the hollow.

00:51:31.880 It's like,

00:51:32.160 there's a snowman that's looking at you.

00:51:34.720 Right.

00:51:35.320 There are,

00:51:36.520 um,

00:51:37.720 there's a fire.

00:51:38.920 Yeah.

00:51:39.200 Like there's Halloween.

00:51:40.220 It's just all the holidays are sitting right there waiting for you.

00:51:43.120 That is an interesting thought that all the holidays are right there.

00:51:45.540 And it's scary.

00:51:46.360 And I have a turkey and they all live up there when you're not.

00:51:49.080 And it's like,

00:51:49.740 they all stopped.

00:51:50.520 And there's just like,

00:51:51.400 and I'm like,

00:51:52.160 who's up here.

00:51:53.300 And you just hear bells.

00:51:55.080 You'll be ringing.

00:51:56.420 That sounds kind of nice.

00:51:57.640 Yeah.

00:51:57.880 Yeah.

00:51:58.000 I'm like,

00:51:58.280 okay.

00:51:58.920 Just making sure everybody's getting along up here.

00:52:00.940 Everyone's good.

00:52:01.540 It's almost your time.

00:52:02.800 And they,

00:52:03.400 that's big.

00:52:04.140 They're up three months in a row.

00:52:05.340 Halloween,

00:52:05.900 Thanksgiving,

00:52:06.340 Christmas,

00:52:06.780 bang,

00:52:07.160 boom.

00:52:07.440 So there's nine months of,

00:52:09.200 nothing.

00:52:10.040 Nine months of sleep.

00:52:11.400 No,

00:52:11.600 but then you have the Easter rabbit.

00:52:12.920 He's like,

00:52:13.340 I'm hiding eggs.

00:52:14.840 They're all just up there having a good time.

00:52:16.460 He's there on the fourth.

00:52:17.920 It's long.

00:52:18.620 It's a big thing.

00:52:19.540 That's a fun idea to think about.

00:52:20.940 All the holidays hanging out.

00:52:22.380 Oh,

00:52:22.620 they're all just hanging out up there in your attic,

00:52:24.920 dude.

00:52:26.300 And then there's black history month.

00:52:27.920 They're like,

00:52:28.140 what's up?

00:52:29.100 Santa.

00:52:31.500 Wait,

00:52:31.820 I'm hose.

00:52:32.640 You're like,

00:52:32.980 okay,

00:52:33.480 this is getting,

00:52:34.280 this is getting a little turnt,

00:52:35.600 but Hey,

00:52:35.960 have a good time guys.

00:52:37.220 As long as it's getting turnt,

00:52:38.360 as long as they're having fun,

00:52:39.320 their body,

00:52:40.060 their choice,

00:52:40.580 they're popping off.

00:52:41.380 That's it.

00:52:41.880 Yeah.

00:52:42.460 When it comes to like,

00:52:43.820 yeah,

00:52:44.140 Santa,

00:52:45.180 uh,

00:52:45.540 Frankenstein,

00:52:46.420 whoever,

00:52:47.260 your body,

00:52:47.880 your choice.

00:52:48.560 Totally.

00:52:49.140 And dude,

00:52:49.480 I'm telling you,

00:52:49.900 I have a witch up there.

00:52:50.740 It's a legitimate green witch.

00:52:52.340 It's a life-size witch.

00:52:53.360 Of course.

00:52:53.800 It's horrifying.

00:52:55.020 I haven't been up there.

00:52:55.820 My heart's almost beaten a little bit thinking about the attic.

00:52:57.700 The attic is a scary thing.

00:52:58.680 The attic is so scary.

00:52:59.520 I had to go up the other day in my house.

00:53:00.920 And I was like,

00:53:01.320 how do I even,

00:53:02.240 where is the attic?

00:53:03.340 And first you're like,

00:53:04.040 Oh shit,

00:53:04.580 that's where it is.

00:53:05.660 Cause every now and then I'll hear something up there.

00:53:07.820 And I'm like,

00:53:09.100 and for the first two months,

00:53:10.200 I didn't even care.

00:53:10.800 I'm like,

00:53:11.060 if the guy's up there or he's coming in and out,

00:53:13.240 he's obviously passive.

00:53:14.560 I've been hearing it for two months.

00:53:16.000 He's not trying to attack or whatever,

00:53:17.560 unless he's up there plotting,

00:53:18.620 but he would be louder.

00:53:19.900 You know,

00:53:20.280 he'd have a chalkboard going.

00:53:21.380 I would hear something,

00:53:22.280 you know,

00:53:22.420 I'd hear like,

00:53:23.340 you know,

00:53:23.540 him watching John Gruden YouTubes or something.

00:53:25.500 I would hear some strategy though,

00:53:28.100 you know,

00:53:28.900 spider two webinar,

00:53:29.800 just in the back of your ear.

00:53:31.700 But,

00:53:32.120 uh,

00:53:32.400 yeah,

00:53:32.640 it's an interesting thing,

00:53:33.480 man.

00:53:33.740 I don't know.

00:53:34.180 I don't know how I feel about all the supernatural stuff.

00:53:36.100 I hope ghosts aren't real,

00:53:37.340 but then I hope they are because if they are,

00:53:39.720 that means God's real.

00:53:41.820 Yeah.

00:53:43.480 Dude,

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00:53:46.000 Have you been outside?

00:53:47.540 It's impossible.

00:53:48.200 It's impossibly bright.

00:53:50.300 It's like,

00:53:50.760 I want to leave my eyes inside,

00:53:52.820 but then I,

00:53:54.420 then I'm just outside without my eyes.

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00:56:12.160 also when you,

00:56:13.000 I think there's two ways to,

00:56:14.120 or like,

00:56:14.760 I don't think there's two ways to look at it.

00:56:15.860 I just like saying that once in a while,

00:56:17.060 but,

00:56:17.660 um,

00:56:18.680 think believing in God is a very,

00:56:21.360 it's extraterrestrial in a certain way,

00:56:23.600 right?

00:56:24.100 Believing in like that.

00:56:25.740 We've come from something,

00:56:27.140 right?

00:56:27.360 Like,

00:56:27.600 not that God's alien,

00:56:29.780 but that you're believing in something supernatural.

00:56:32.980 So to believe that's that supernatural powers could only go in the scope of what you want them.

00:56:40.800 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:41.300 Like sometimes we'd like to think of things only as we want to think of them.

00:56:44.360 But I think if you're going to believe in supernatural,

00:56:46.400 then a lot of things would be possible.

00:56:48.540 Yeah.

00:56:48.660 I think it kind of goes hand in hand because like,

00:56:50.800 that's just one thing I always say,

00:56:51.880 I don't even,

00:56:52.240 I don't know anything about how the universe was created,

00:56:54.400 but even the big bang theory,

00:56:55.780 it wasn't that few like particles or chemicals coming together and exploding.

00:56:59.300 Yeah.

00:56:59.640 Like how did those chemicals get there?

00:57:00.860 How did those particles get there in the first place?

00:57:02.520 It was the first meth lab,

00:57:03.660 really?

00:57:04.060 Yeah.

00:57:04.500 Yeah.

00:57:04.980 It was the first thing.

00:57:06.280 How did those first things come together though?

00:57:07.940 It's a crazy thought to think about.

00:57:09.300 Yeah.

00:57:09.740 Like when did it start?

00:57:11.380 No one will know.

00:57:12.240 It's crazy.

00:57:13.280 It's definitely interesting.

00:57:14.500 And then they allow us to show up and mill around us,

00:57:17.000 loiter through life,

00:57:17.920 just like traveling by having some bruschetta,

00:57:21.280 you know what I'm saying?

00:57:22.660 Watching the genocide and then,

00:57:24.680 you know,

00:57:24.960 trying to find a nice,

00:57:26.140 and then the like commercials during the genocide,

00:57:28.740 it's like nothing goes with this mass slaughter,

00:57:31.960 like a Pinot Noir,

00:57:35.720 you know,

00:57:36.600 you're like,

00:57:37.500 God,

00:57:37.800 what has happened to us?

00:57:39.920 Very sad times in a lot of ways,

00:57:42.140 but,

00:57:42.420 but yeah,

00:57:44.360 man,

00:57:44.880 but you still have to live your life,

00:57:47.440 right?

00:57:48.180 And it's interesting.

00:57:49.880 But then you're like,

00:57:50.840 is Satan just amongst us?

00:57:52.720 Like we treat each other,

00:57:54.560 human beings,

00:57:56.620 we're all,

00:57:57.460 instead of just being like,

00:57:58.120 Hey,

00:57:58.380 look how crazy it is.

00:57:59.140 We're all living together on this magical Christmas ornament of the Lord.

00:58:02.880 They got hung in outer space.

00:58:04.960 We're here shooting each other.

00:58:06.920 Like imagine if you saw a Christmas tree and you see a beautiful ornament.

00:58:10.000 It's the most beautiful ornament there is.

00:58:11.820 And you go and you look really close,

00:58:13.780 right?

00:58:13.960 Like you zoom in,

00:58:14.860 like you do,

00:58:16.020 and like a Google maps for a Christmas ornament,

00:58:18.220 the most beautiful one that exists.

00:58:20.260 It's like a diamond in the sky.

00:58:21.600 And you look at it and you're like,

00:58:24.160 holy shit.

00:58:24.660 They are gunning each other down on this fucking thing.

00:58:27.720 Stop that.

00:58:28.860 You're like,

00:58:29.560 why?

00:58:30.200 It's supposed to be an ornament.

00:58:31.280 It's supposed to be.

00:58:32.160 There's no bad things that happen in snow globes.

00:58:34.540 Yeah.

00:58:34.980 Yeah.

00:58:35.520 And this is it.

00:58:36.320 This is the best snow globe.

00:58:38.000 And it's the best.

00:58:38.620 I feel like we can do better in this snow globe,

00:58:40.340 man.

00:58:40.440 I really believe that.

00:58:42.320 Let's talk about,

00:58:43.720 I do want to,

00:58:45.200 one thing that really struck me over the weekend,

00:58:47.040 man,

00:58:47.640 besides your kindness and sincerity to everyone,

00:58:50.720 was the hash brown you mentioned at the wind.

00:58:55.900 Buddy,

00:58:56.740 that was something.

00:58:57.780 We came down for breakfast Saturday morning.

00:58:59.920 Yeah.

00:59:00.280 And we had a hash brown down there at a restaurant.

00:59:04.180 It was called Tablou,

00:59:05.160 I think.

00:59:05.600 It is.

00:59:05.960 The restaurant,

00:59:06.340 Tablou.

00:59:07.700 Let's see if you can bring up a photo of the hash brown.

00:59:10.580 It was like a little baby hash brown too.

00:59:12.200 It wasn't big at all,

00:59:13.100 but it was thick.

00:59:14.080 And I got,

00:59:14.840 I've been doing this a lot when I'm traveling.

00:59:16.440 I've just been waking up,

00:59:17.440 going to like a diner,

00:59:18.360 hotel,

00:59:18.800 bar,

00:59:19.220 and just getting two eggs,

00:59:20.320 sunny side up,

00:59:21.040 toast,

00:59:21.440 bacon,

00:59:21.920 easy,

00:59:22.340 boom.

00:59:22.820 This came with a hash brown.

00:59:23.980 And that was a damn good hash brown.

00:59:25.480 It was,

00:59:25.620 it was this big.

00:59:26.320 It wasn't,

00:59:26.600 it wasn't even large,

00:59:27.420 but it was so creamy.

00:59:28.320 Yeah.

00:59:28.700 It was perfect.

00:59:29.380 It was fantastic.

00:59:30.440 That's one of my favorite things.

00:59:31.560 It's a nice,

00:59:32.040 just breakfast hash brown as well.

00:59:34.060 Yeah.

00:59:34.380 The inside tasted like it had kind of almost been cooked in a sauna in a way.

00:59:37.580 It was very perfect.

00:59:38.980 It had a light.

00:59:40.780 What was the spice?

00:59:41.820 Now you bring it up.

00:59:42.460 Let's get that.

00:59:42.920 Let's see that.

00:59:44.360 Yeah.

00:59:44.520 I don't even know if it's like by,

00:59:45.680 if it's on the menu by itself,

00:59:47.120 it may just be coming with the.

00:59:49.000 I think that was the menu.

00:59:49.820 Let's go down.

00:59:50.220 Yeah.

00:59:50.460 Cause I just got the,

00:59:51.660 um,

00:59:52.500 it was three eggs,

00:59:53.480 any kind.

00:59:54.040 I think it was tab blue breakfast is what I got.

00:59:56.920 They don't even give.

00:59:57.780 Yeah.

00:59:58.040 Okay.

00:59:58.280 That's what it is.

00:59:58.820 Tab blue potato.

00:59:59.740 Ooh,

00:59:59.920 the tab blue potato.

01:00:00.820 That must be what they call it.

01:00:02.260 They don't even call it a hash brown because it's too classy to be a hash brown.

01:00:05.800 It's just a tab blue potato.

01:00:07.900 And boy,

01:00:08.460 was that a hash brown.

01:00:09.580 It was a hash brown.

01:00:10.760 There they are.

01:00:12.240 Is that it?

01:00:13.680 Yeah.

01:00:14.080 It was,

01:00:15.740 I couldn't,

01:00:16.500 it was definitely man.

01:00:18.040 And it had a,

01:00:18.500 I don't know if it had a rose bean or slight chive,

01:00:21.080 just like a chive had wandered through and just left a few footprints.

01:00:24.520 Nothing heavy.

01:00:25.360 Yeah.

01:00:25.600 I mean,

01:00:25.960 that thing was classy.

01:00:26.920 I liked that place to stay at.

01:00:29.580 It was,

01:00:29.980 that's,

01:00:30.700 I think clearly I could say the best hotel in Vegas.

01:00:32.920 You think so?

01:00:33.520 The wind and the encore,

01:00:34.320 both awesome.

01:00:34.900 I love both.

01:00:35.560 I mean,

01:00:35.700 I'm not,

01:00:36.920 it's not that I really need much to like a hotel.

01:00:39.260 I got like the resorts world there.

01:00:40.500 The resorts world is great.

01:00:41.340 Resorts world is like its own little city.

01:00:42.440 They got everything in there.

01:00:43.340 They got great restaurants.

01:00:44.240 Casino bar concert venue.

01:00:47.080 But I'm not,

01:00:48.460 I've been coming around on Vegas kind of,

01:00:50.200 I think it's,

01:00:50.700 it's okay.

01:00:51.560 I used to hate it.

01:00:52.500 Now I'm coming around on it.

01:00:53.560 Yeah.

01:00:54.220 Oh,

01:00:54.460 I mean,

01:00:54.740 I think it's,

01:00:55.500 you know,

01:00:56.140 if you can,

01:00:56.760 if,

01:00:56.980 if,

01:00:57.160 if,

01:00:57.380 if,

01:00:57.620 if the right things happen and it's,

01:00:59.900 if you can use it to for good,

01:01:01.620 you know,

01:01:02.060 I think it's perfect.

01:01:02.860 The biggest mistake people think about Vegas is they think it's like here where you could just go on Broadway and there's a hundred bars and you could just walk into one and say,

01:01:09.060 Oh,

01:01:09.140 I don't like this one.

01:01:09.700 I'm going to walk to the next one.

01:01:10.860 Vegas.

01:01:11.260 It's so spread out.

01:01:12.380 The hotels are,

01:01:14.080 I think everything's next to each other.

01:01:15.880 It's so goddamn spread out.

01:01:17.460 Like me and my buddies at a bachelor party there two years ago and I was the best man.

01:01:20.220 So I had to run it.

01:01:21.440 You know,

01:01:21.840 when they say like Nashville ain't ready,

01:01:23.520 Vegas ain't ready.

01:01:24.680 Vegas could not have been any more prepared.

01:01:26.480 They knew what they were doing.

01:01:27.420 They kicked our ass.

01:01:28.360 It was,

01:01:28.820 it was,

01:01:29.240 it's tough.

01:01:29.880 It's tough to do his whole plan,

01:01:31.360 especially when you're roaming around with 15 guys.

01:01:33.040 That's impossible.

01:01:33.740 Yeah.

01:01:33.880 Like I thank you to Alex and Drew.

01:01:35.640 They let me bring in the change.

01:01:37.420 Let me bring 15 Italian men to one of their shows.

01:01:42.240 And that was the highlight of the weekend.

01:01:44.080 But you can't bring 15 guys anywhere.

01:01:46.500 You haven't,

01:01:47.080 I don't see that kind of troop support since World War II.

01:01:50.260 I know it was,

01:01:51.080 it was,

01:01:51.600 and the Italians are on the losing side of that too.

01:01:54.020 It was,

01:01:54.300 it was a bad loss.

01:01:55.260 It was a bad weekend,

01:01:56.080 but they,

01:01:56.560 that was the highlight of the weekend.

01:01:57.220 And they did let us bring 15 dudes.

01:01:58.880 Very kind.

01:01:59.580 That's kindred activity right there.

01:02:01.180 I mean,

01:02:01.620 that's one of the worst asks you could possibly ask somebody.

01:02:03.420 Hey,

01:02:03.600 do you mind if me,

01:02:04.440 who we're not even that close,

01:02:05.980 come and bring 15 guys and bring 15 dudes?

01:02:10.880 That's zero boobs.

01:02:12.620 And just 15 penises.

01:02:14.680 Oh man.

01:02:15.540 That's like a fucking,

01:02:16.580 it's not even like we said,

01:02:17.220 oh,

01:02:17.300 it's like 15 of us.

01:02:18.000 We're bigger than like five chicks with us.

01:02:19.200 It's just 15 guys.

01:02:20.860 Yeah.

01:02:21.480 Oh,

01:02:21.880 it's just a Dago invasion or whatever they call it.

01:02:24.220 Yeah,

01:02:24.620 exactly.

01:02:25.360 We stormed the beaches.

01:02:26.780 Yeah.

01:02:27.180 It's just like,

01:02:27.680 yeah.

01:02:28.120 Like,

01:02:28.360 just like storming the beaches of a fucking,

01:02:30.440 uh,

01:02:30.980 Fuca di Beppa,

01:02:31.860 you know,

01:02:32.280 that's what it is,

01:02:33.400 dude.

01:02:34.780 That's the Dago invasion.

01:02:36.100 Can you say Dago or not?

01:02:37.020 It's bad.

01:02:37.480 Um,

01:02:37.800 I mean,

01:02:38.520 we can bleep it out.

01:02:39.400 No,

01:02:39.680 say Dago.

01:02:40.400 I'm not going to say it.

01:02:41.240 I'm 75,

01:02:42.300 75% Italian.

01:02:43.680 I'm giving you Dago.

01:02:44.540 You are?

01:02:45.080 Yeah.

01:02:45.380 You get Dago,

01:02:46.400 Wap,

01:02:46.740 Guinea.

01:02:47.920 Um,

01:02:48.380 what's that word?

01:02:49.000 Dago,

01:02:49.280 Wap it like it's hard.

01:02:50.360 Have you seen that video?

01:02:51.200 No.

01:02:51.620 Is that an Italian video?

01:02:52.560 It's somebody that's an Italian person actually burned their hands on a castle.

01:02:56.220 No.

01:02:56.680 Oh,

01:02:56.900 Guido's a huge one.

01:02:57.700 That's the classic.

01:02:58.460 Oh yeah.

01:02:59.120 Guido's not even real.

01:03:01.040 Guido's whatever.

01:03:01.360 But like Jersey Shore 2009,

01:03:02.640 that was when Guido came in.

01:03:03.860 Yeah.

01:03:04.120 But Guido,

01:03:04.660 Wap,

01:03:04.920 Dago,

01:03:05.280 Guinea.

01:03:05.980 Yeah.

01:03:06.260 You have it.

01:03:07.140 I'm giving you the D words.

01:03:08.440 Oh,

01:03:08.820 okay.

01:03:09.780 Dude,

01:03:10.040 I was at a show the other night,

01:03:11.200 some black guy gave me an N word card.

01:03:13.060 Oh,

01:03:13.320 really?

01:03:13.740 Yeah.

01:03:14.460 It had my name on and everything.

01:03:15.860 He filled it out for me.

01:03:16.540 He was cool,

01:03:16.980 but I'm like,

01:03:17.320 dude,

01:03:18.020 I,

01:03:18.400 where are you wanting me to use this?

01:03:19.560 I mean,

01:03:19.720 yeah,

01:03:19.880 maybe at a Buc-ee's or something,

01:03:21.220 but like,

01:03:22.100 I don't think you can just use this anywhere.

01:03:25.720 So I don't know.

01:03:26.400 I saved it.

01:03:26.900 I'm going to show it to somebody and see what they think,

01:03:28.520 but I'm not just going to make any,

01:03:29.600 any choices.

01:03:30.260 I'm going to talk to my neighbors about it.

01:03:31.240 I love that.

01:03:31.580 Yeah.

01:03:31.880 That's something I think you got to like,

01:03:33.160 you got like,

01:03:33.540 you know,

01:03:33.840 and you know,

01:03:34.400 when you get a new apartment or something and they got to get a,

01:03:36.460 they call for references.

01:03:37.460 You got to get at least five references.

01:03:40.020 Oh yeah.

01:03:41.220 You can't be one guy.

01:03:42.300 No,

01:03:42.800 I'm going to have to get Drewski to sign the back of it or something.

01:03:44.880 Sign,

01:03:45.240 but yeah,

01:03:45.580 somebody,

01:03:47.380 um,

01:03:48.280 dude,

01:03:48.780 I do want to talk about this.

01:03:50.180 I was thinking about was the perfect peanut butter and jelly.

01:03:55.980 Ooh.

01:03:57.040 I was thinking about that.

01:03:58.260 Um,

01:03:58.520 I will say I don't have too much experience in the peanut butter and jelly game.

01:04:02.280 I do love uncrustables.

01:04:03.800 Not really.

01:04:05.000 You're like uncrustable.

01:04:06.380 I'm honestly,

01:04:07.140 this may sound crazy.

01:04:08.000 I do consider peanut butter and jelly is sweet.

01:04:10.020 Like I'm more of a savory guy.

01:04:11.260 I really am.

01:04:11.800 I don't,

01:04:12.160 like I was saying,

01:04:12.760 I've just been getting into the gems.

01:04:14.060 I have never,

01:04:14.900 was never really the biggest peanut butter and jelly guy.

01:04:17.040 Like going,

01:04:17.660 like maybe brought it to lunch for at school a few times.

01:04:21.160 My big lunch growing up was,

01:04:22.740 uh,

01:04:23.500 like ham and cheese.

01:04:24.380 I've actually dined it for a good,

01:04:25.380 just classic ham and cheese sandwich.

01:04:27.020 Yeah.

01:04:27.620 Yeah.

01:04:28.260 Ham and cheese,

01:04:28.960 a little mustard.

01:04:29.860 Ooh.

01:04:30.340 Or roast beef.

01:04:30.920 I used to do roast beef a lot,

01:04:31.800 but then by like Wednesday it was gray.

01:04:33.920 So you'd get,

01:04:34.500 you'd get roast beef for the week,

01:04:35.760 Monday.

01:04:36.200 Fantastic.

01:04:36.560 And then it just dwindles as the day goes by.

01:04:38.980 Roast beef gives up fast.

01:04:40.160 You know,

01:04:40.600 I love roast beef though.

01:04:41.500 It's one of my favorite things.

01:04:42.380 Me and my dad,

01:04:42.760 sometimes we'll just go to our local deli and get like a pound of roast beef and bread and just make our own sandwiches and a ball of fresh mozzarella.

01:04:48.480 Fantastic.

01:04:50.020 Fresh mozzarella,

01:04:50.840 salt,

01:04:51.020 pepper,

01:04:51.220 mayo.

01:04:51.560 Boom.

01:04:51.960 Maybe some hot peppers if I'm feeling spicy.

01:04:54.420 God,

01:04:54.820 dude.

01:04:55.000 Yeah.

01:04:55.160 I think I just,

01:04:56.200 I want to be,

01:04:57.040 I want to like,

01:04:57.980 sometimes I,

01:04:58.480 I just got to get more engaged with my life.

01:05:01.140 It's like,

01:05:01.800 you know,

01:05:02.160 I eat only two things every day.

01:05:04.100 Mostly.

01:05:04.500 You were telling us down the other day.

01:05:05.500 What was it again?

01:05:06.540 I eat a smoothie.

01:05:07.380 That's pretty good.

01:05:08.000 And then I also do a quesadilla,

01:05:11.960 almond flour quesadillas.

01:05:13.980 There's these almond flour quesadillas that I really like.

01:05:16.080 It's just like simple ingredients,

01:05:17.520 nothing.

01:05:18.480 And then cheese on there.

01:05:20.380 It's that fake cheese,

01:05:21.140 like the Mexican shredded cheese or something,

01:05:22.920 you know?

01:05:23.440 And it's not,

01:05:24.200 it's like plywood or something.

01:05:25.320 It's not even real cheese or whatever,

01:05:26.640 you know?

01:05:27.140 I mean,

01:05:27.460 a lot of Mexican people will even use it as a construction,

01:05:29.920 as like a,

01:05:30.420 some sort of a base in a construction.

01:05:32.980 Yeah.

01:05:33.240 Like it's,

01:05:34.060 yeah,

01:05:34.440 it's definitely like,

01:05:35.640 it's a polymer or whatever it's called,

01:05:37.440 you know?

01:05:37.960 Anyway,

01:05:38.680 I'll put that and then I'll have some ground beef I cooked up.

01:05:41.420 And then another layer of cheese,

01:05:42.700 a little bit of sea salt,

01:05:43.500 another almond quesadilla thing.

01:05:45.740 Nice.

01:05:45.880 I hope that becomes like the McConaughey sandwich.

01:05:48.040 Remember that clip?

01:05:49.040 That went crazy a few months ago.

01:05:50.840 McConaughey was on two bears,

01:05:52.180 I think,

01:05:52.420 talking about how he makes a tuna salad and it just went crazy.

01:05:54.960 Everyone was,

01:05:55.460 everyone was making them a McConaughey tuna salad.

01:05:57.640 God.

01:05:58.080 Yeah.

01:05:58.480 I haven't,

01:05:59.160 yeah,

01:05:59.340 I just want to up my game and get some better recipes.

01:06:02.320 Maybe I would like to,

01:06:03.160 maybe I'll get a wife that likes to cook or a girlfriend that really likes to

01:06:06.840 cook and can take me down some different roads like that,

01:06:09.640 you know,

01:06:09.840 like a motherly type of girlfriend that's,

01:06:11.760 you know,

01:06:12.380 just like who likes to cook and watch and our whole family can eat together

01:06:16.460 or whatever.

01:06:18.320 But,

01:06:18.940 oh,

01:06:20.680 peanut butter and jelly.

01:06:21.280 This is what my grandmother used to do this and she didn't like me,

01:06:24.700 but I do remember she made this for me a couple of times.

01:06:26.360 At least she made that.

01:06:27.740 She would take a piece of bread and I like wheat bread if I ever have to have

01:06:31.200 peanut butter and jelly because white bread just got something happened to it.

01:06:34.200 The basic white bread,

01:06:35.460 bunny bread or whatever.

01:06:36.320 It just like,

01:06:38.600 it's better when you're younger.

01:06:39.620 I think I've never,

01:06:41.880 I've never done the wheat on peanut butter and jelly.

01:06:43.940 I think,

01:06:44.140 I feel like if you're going for PB and J,

01:06:45.380 you should just go for the white.

01:06:46.180 Cause we,

01:06:46.520 we'd supposed to be healthier for you,

01:06:47.720 right?

01:06:48.060 It's just brown,

01:06:48.980 white bread.

01:06:49.400 I remember some of the healthy kids in school used to have the wheat bread.

01:06:51.700 And I was like,

01:06:52.020 these,

01:06:52.280 well,

01:06:53.100 my mom was crazy like that.

01:06:54.300 My mom would like never talk to us,

01:06:55.860 but then make us eat like,

01:06:57.340 you know,

01:06:57.680 she would be like,

01:06:58.400 Oh,

01:06:58.520 we're having like a lamb.

01:07:00.020 And like,

01:07:00.240 my mom was very bizarre.

01:07:01.920 She'd be like,

01:07:02.320 yeah,

01:07:02.500 she would have no communication with us,

01:07:03.980 but then to be like,

01:07:04.820 but tonight we're completely poor.

01:07:06.300 But she'd be like,

01:07:06.580 but tonight we're going to have four.

01:07:08.320 And we'd all,

01:07:08.940 we'd all hope she'd be like,

01:07:10.260 uh,

01:07:10.600 emotional connection.

01:07:11.560 Right.

01:07:11.740 But it was always like French onion soup.

01:07:14.460 So it was just every time you're like,

01:07:16.180 and it was like once a month she would do that.

01:07:19.320 She'd come home from work like once a month and we'd have a babysitter who was either

01:07:22.180 deceased or like couldn't even,

01:07:23.860 we had this one lady that I couldn't even talk.

01:07:25.140 Well,

01:07:25.280 I think she'd been in like a,

01:07:26.460 I don't know if she had a stroke right when we met her or whatever.

01:07:28.540 She did with us for two weeks.

01:07:29.620 And I think she had a stroke like the day she got to us.

01:07:32.380 And for two weeks we had no clue.

01:07:35.520 It was just like playing charades with this like sweet older black lady.

01:07:39.640 We're like,

01:07:39.980 okay.

01:07:40.360 Do you know how old you were for that?

01:07:41.720 I have no idea.

01:07:43.080 I was probably fucking eight or whatever.

01:07:45.340 Anyway,

01:07:45.920 but my mom,

01:07:46.720 yeah,

01:07:46.880 that's how she was.

01:07:47.780 She would like not talk to us,

01:07:49.320 but then she would like get us together and she'd be like,

01:07:51.760 and we'd have all these issues or like desperate need for affection.

01:07:54.720 And she'd be like,

01:07:55.240 but tonight split pea soup with ham.

01:07:59.000 And we'd be like,

01:07:59.460 nice.

01:08:00.040 Yeah.

01:08:01.080 So using the food to bond.

01:08:02.660 Yeah.

01:08:02.900 My parents have done that too.

01:08:04.060 It was so excited,

01:08:07.080 dude.

01:08:07.420 Oh,

01:08:07.760 for sure.

01:08:08.280 I'm sure.

01:08:08.620 I'm surprised that shirt doesn't have some spare gorgonzola in the pocket.

01:08:12.920 You know?

01:08:13.180 Yeah.

01:08:13.280 My parents used to fucking supersize me.

01:08:14.820 They would give me the supersized McDonald's.

01:08:16.280 And I was like,

01:08:16.620 yeah,

01:08:17.200 that's crazy.

01:08:18.680 I know it's bad.

01:08:19.740 I don't want to make them sound like bad parents.

01:08:21.520 Oh,

01:08:21.680 they're beautiful people.

01:08:23.160 But when I was a child,

01:08:24.700 I was having supersized McDonald's bed.

01:08:27.740 You were the fucking first Rizzler then.

01:08:30.200 Yeah.

01:08:31.220 Yeah.

01:08:31.760 Dude,

01:08:32.000 I saw him that he had,

01:08:32.880 he had two Jimmy Johns.

01:08:33.860 He's like,

01:08:34.000 I don't even think I'm going to eat one at ease.

01:08:35.560 I was like,

01:08:35.980 all right,

01:08:36.540 dude,

01:08:36.800 do whatever.

01:08:37.700 You can afford it.

01:08:38.660 Live how you want,

01:08:39.780 but still.

01:08:40.480 But my grandmother would make,

01:08:43.820 she would put butter on one piece.

01:08:46.680 Nice.

01:08:47.300 Jelly on top of that.

01:08:48.500 And then peanut butter on the other piece.

01:08:50.340 So one piece had butter,

01:08:51.820 just spread butter base.

01:08:53.100 And then a jelly.

01:08:54.600 And that was for some reason,

01:08:55.740 so good.

01:08:56.700 It's already good.

01:08:57.280 And then you add in some butter and we,

01:08:58.900 butter's welcome to any party.

01:09:00.200 Yeah.

01:09:00.480 And it was,

01:09:00.800 you know,

01:09:01.060 it was like normal,

01:09:01.920 real salted butter,

01:09:03.040 like regular ass butter.

01:09:04.360 Oh,

01:09:04.640 that sounds so good.

01:09:05.660 Not like that stuff.

01:09:06.640 It's like,

01:09:06.860 I can't believe it's not.

01:09:08.580 Yeah.

01:09:08.700 The margarine.

01:09:09.580 Yeah.

01:09:10.360 Cause even that's what I've been saying with,

01:09:11.740 like when I've been having the jam at these restaurants,

01:09:13.220 I've been doing butter down first and then the jelly.

01:09:15.560 And it's,

01:09:16.100 it's,

01:09:16.540 it's good.

01:09:17.140 But it's just,

01:09:17.600 I wish butter was zero calories.

01:09:19.200 That would make my life a lot easier.

01:09:21.200 Butter.

01:09:21.640 I always say,

01:09:22.040 if I could do a zero calorie food,

01:09:23.320 it would be rice.

01:09:24.120 If I could do make rice,

01:09:25.000 zero calories,

01:09:26.220 I wouldn't be pretty hot.

01:09:28.140 Is it high calorie as rice?

01:09:29.640 It's not high calories.

01:09:30.400 Like it's supposed to be good for you,

01:09:31.340 but I could just,

01:09:31.920 it's not like it's horrible for you,

01:09:33.020 but I could like eat chicken and rice every meal.

01:09:35.260 If I could,

01:09:35.700 I love chicken and rice.

01:09:36.560 Yeah.

01:09:36.880 And then if it's just grilled chicken and the rice,

01:09:38.700 I think,

01:09:39.900 I think people consider rice remotely healthy though,

01:09:41.700 because everyone's all these skinny people in the city are eating grain bowls and stuff.

01:09:46.580 That's a good point.

01:09:47.600 It says right here,

01:09:48.140 while a cup of cooked long grain,

01:09:49.720 white rice is around 205 calories.

01:09:51.580 A cup of cooked white rice typically contains around 205 to 242 calories.

01:09:58.080 Brown rice doesn't really have that much difference.

01:10:00.440 No,

01:10:00.520 and people think it's so much healthier.

01:10:02.380 That's a little life hack I do at Chipotle.

01:10:03.740 I ask them for both rices,

01:10:05.040 and then you get like double the amount of rice.

01:10:06.860 And they do that?

01:10:07.380 Yeah.

01:10:08.320 Wow.

01:10:08.780 That's one thing I popped in my brain one day.

01:10:10.800 That's real good.

01:10:12.080 I love Basmati rice too.

01:10:13.120 They just said that.

01:10:13.660 There's this place in New York.

01:10:15.020 Halal guys.

01:10:15.680 You ever had that?

01:10:16.960 It's actually nationwide now.

01:10:18.100 I bet there's one here.

01:10:19.140 Basmati,

01:10:19.460 I'm going to be up there next week.

01:10:20.560 Yeah.

01:10:20.920 What are you doing in New York?

01:10:21.880 We got some podcasts up there next week.

01:10:24.180 Cool.

01:10:24.640 What day is it?

01:10:25.080 Hey,

01:10:25.240 I'll be around.

01:10:25.840 You will?

01:10:26.340 Hey,

01:10:26.500 if you want to get,

01:10:26.900 I want to get dinner in a nice Italian restaurant one night,

01:10:28.520 we should.

01:10:29.060 Dude,

01:10:29.300 I'd love it.

01:10:29.700 Monday or Tuesday?

01:10:30.580 Yeah.

01:10:31.100 I literally,

01:10:31.620 wait,

01:10:32.000 this Tuesday,

01:10:32.600 this Monday and Tuesday?

01:10:33.320 Yeah.

01:10:33.940 Shouldn't be gone.

01:10:34.980 We have a Sunday in Charlotte.

01:10:36.800 We're leaving on Monday.

01:10:38.160 That makes me sad.

01:10:38.820 I literally just,

01:10:39.580 actually Caleb just came and stayed with me and my family for two days in my childhood home,

01:10:44.160 and I brought him to my favorite restaurant,

01:10:45.420 and he loved it.

01:10:46.420 And it's called Halal Guys?

01:10:47.420 It's called Luigi's.

01:10:48.380 Luigi's.

01:10:48.780 Yeah,

01:10:48.880 so it's in New Hyde Park.

01:10:51.620 It's right on the border of Queens and Long Island.

01:10:53.360 So it's not too far from the city.

01:10:54.860 It's probably like an hour,

01:10:55.620 45 minutes from the city,

01:10:56.720 but it's right on the border of Queens and Long Island.

01:10:59.140 Yeah,

01:10:59.300 I bought Caleb,

01:11:00.180 bought like nine of my friends,

01:11:01.540 my parents and Caleb,

01:11:02.300 we went a few months,

01:11:02.960 a few weeks ago.

01:11:03.620 It's great.

01:11:04.280 Oh,

01:11:04.460 we owe them a visit then.

01:11:05.360 I'd love to go there sometime.

01:11:06.680 Dude,

01:11:06.820 I went to this place the other day after one of the UFC fights,

01:11:09.260 and I'm kind of,

01:11:09.700 or after the UFC fights,

01:11:10.880 Joe Rogan invited me to go to dinner,

01:11:12.440 right?

01:11:12.640 So I'm like,

01:11:12.980 oh yeah,

01:11:14.820 you know,

01:11:15.220 so I got to go,

01:11:16.600 and I'm definitely name dropping,

01:11:17.660 but it was just exciting,

01:11:18.880 and John Anik and DC Daniel Cormier were there.

01:11:21.780 No way.

01:11:22.280 I saw Rogan post a picture of it,

01:11:23.620 actually.

01:11:24.040 Yeah.

01:11:24.200 There was a place called Gaetano's.

01:11:26.320 It was like in Henderson.

01:11:28.040 Henderson?

01:11:28.900 I love the name of places not,

01:11:30.360 of Italian places not in New York.

01:11:31.960 There you go.

01:11:32.360 It's just named like Gaetano's or Paisan's or New York pizza.

01:11:34.780 And Dean Thomas and the guy Nick,

01:11:39.260 I think was the owner of it.

01:11:41.300 Dude,

01:11:41.740 they gave me a,

01:11:42.620 they gave me a ravioli.

01:11:46.900 Yeah.

01:11:47.900 It was just like a fucking,

01:11:49.600 it was like a shingle from the gods,

01:11:52.040 brother.

01:11:52.620 Yeah.

01:11:53.380 Like a shingle fell off a roof of a,

01:11:55.440 of a home of one of the gods,

01:11:57.180 a summer home,

01:11:58.000 and just traveled through a cloud of sauce and landed right in my jaw,

01:12:01.900 brother.

01:12:02.220 Oh my God.

01:12:02.700 I'm just,

01:12:03.040 the way you're talking,

01:12:04.080 dude,

01:12:04.240 you're very good actually at talking about food.

01:12:06.340 Really?

01:12:06.840 Yeah.

01:12:07.260 Like the way you were explaining that hash brown,

01:12:08.980 that potato the other day at breakfast,

01:12:10.280 I remember saying,

01:12:10.800 telling you at breakfast,

01:12:11.860 you're good at explaining food.

01:12:13.200 Really?

01:12:13.680 Yeah.

01:12:14.180 Thanks,

01:12:14.620 man.

01:12:14.720 You're very good at explaining food.

01:12:16.220 Ravioli,

01:12:16.540 which is a nice little piece of cloud heaven.

01:12:18.040 I like a fucking lobster ravioli.

01:12:19.940 That gets me going.

01:12:20.840 I don't even know what was in it.

01:12:22.300 That could have been anything.

01:12:23.360 They could have had ground up pieces of my sister in there.

01:12:26.040 I still would have loved it.

01:12:27.200 It was just so good.

01:12:30.200 It was so fucking good.

01:12:31.760 I could,

01:12:32.120 it was so good.

01:12:32.900 I couldn't even talk right after.

01:12:34.460 I couldn't even tell the guy how good it was.

01:12:36.720 I just suddenly like,

01:12:37.840 I just,

01:12:38.380 you know,

01:12:38.640 I was like my babysitter when I was young,

01:12:40.940 you know,

01:12:41.240 just at the bottom of the stairs,

01:12:42.860 just yelling loud,

01:12:44.260 single syllables because blood wasn't going to my brain.

01:12:47.180 Oh man.

01:12:47.880 Oh,

01:12:48.440 it's very stroke victim Ravioli.

01:12:50.160 Did they just bring out stuff?

01:12:51.920 They brought out a few things.

01:12:53.320 Well,

01:12:53.500 Rogan had been there over the years and he loved this place,

01:12:56.440 right?

01:12:56.660 So he's like,

01:12:57.000 I want to take you to this place.

01:12:58.600 Cause,

01:12:58.840 and that's the Italian in Joe.

01:13:00.020 Like I always,

01:13:00.660 I do realize that like anytime I've been to dinner with him,

01:13:02.760 he's always the one like,

01:13:04.100 no,

01:13:04.360 try the,

01:13:04.940 like that shit never leaves a real Italian.

01:13:07.640 No,

01:13:07.920 I,

01:13:08.040 I,

01:13:08.260 that's my favorite.

01:13:09.160 I love forcing people to eat food that they enjoy.

01:13:12.140 It's a nice thing.

01:13:13.100 It's fun to see people react in such a,

01:13:14.900 in such a way.

01:13:15.560 I love bringing them to places that they normally don't have.

01:13:19.100 I love doing it.

01:13:20.200 And yeah,

01:13:20.480 Rogan is Italian Jersey,

01:13:22.420 I believe.

01:13:23.360 Yeah.

01:13:23.760 Yeah.

01:13:24.340 Actually Boston,

01:13:25.020 maybe Boston,

01:13:25.500 I think.

01:13:26.120 Yeah.

01:13:26.320 I think he grew up in Boston or yeah,

01:13:28.120 I know he did comedy in Boston.

01:13:30.400 I'm pretty sure he grew up in Boston.

01:13:31.220 But yeah,

01:13:31.460 like it's just fun,

01:13:31.980 just fun.

01:13:32.420 Like I'm sure his reaction was great to you having that lovely pillow of

01:13:35.360 Ravioli,

01:13:35.920 but there'd be times like if I'd be in dinner with him,

01:13:37.620 I'd be almost like skate,

01:13:38.520 you know,

01:13:38.680 like didn't know like,

01:13:39.840 you know,

01:13:40.100 cause it's like those guys are like the UFC come.

01:13:42.540 I mean,

01:13:42.700 they're like the dream team,

01:13:43.920 probably like the greatest guy since like Brent Musburger and you know,

01:13:47.900 whoever else that guy that Jim Valvan,

01:13:51.100 whoever like some of our Dickens Berg,

01:13:53.040 whoever some of those guys,

01:13:53.880 I don't know.

01:13:54.360 Jim Valvan.

01:13:54.960 I was a basketball coach stud though from,

01:13:57.200 from the neighborhood.

01:13:57.780 I'm from Queens.

01:13:58.440 Really?

01:13:58.840 Yeah.

01:13:59.200 Corona Queens.

01:13:59.740 He's from Corona Queens,

01:14:00.640 but who the great for great for Jimmy V legend.

01:14:03.920 Yeah,

01:14:04.020 he was,

01:14:04.520 but I'm trying to think about the great announcers,

01:14:06.900 Vern Lundquist.

01:14:07.340 People love,

01:14:08.100 I love Sam Rose and he used to do the New York Rangers.

01:14:10.080 He just retired this year.

01:14:10.920 He's a legend.

01:14:11.880 Yeah.

01:14:12.120 He's fantastic.

01:14:12.880 Fantastic.

01:14:13.580 Who's from other classics?

01:14:15.080 I love the dude.

01:14:15.840 Um,

01:14:16.540 he does the horse racing.

01:14:17.680 I can't think of his name.

01:14:18.500 Larry Colmus.

01:14:19.260 He's a stud.

01:14:20.360 He's a stud.

01:14:21.160 That would be my favorite sports call of all time was American Pharaoh,

01:14:23.380 one of the triple crown.

01:14:24.220 Really?

01:14:24.680 Yeah.

01:14:25.000 And not even the biggest horse racing person.

01:14:26.380 It was just very cool to see.

01:14:27.220 Can we hear that?

01:14:28.080 Yeah.

01:14:28.240 I think he's,

01:14:28.620 I think he like says like American Pharaoh is finally the one.

01:14:31.420 And he does it.

01:14:31.920 He does it perfectly.

01:14:32.700 He's from another country.

01:14:34.060 I think he's from America.

01:14:35.200 I would guess.

01:14:35.900 Yeah.

01:14:36.340 I hope he's all right.

01:14:37.220 He's awesome.

01:14:38.060 He's great.

01:14:38.580 Me and a bunch of my buddies were there.

01:14:49.280 We were like 19 years old.

01:14:51.040 Cause that were 10 minutes from Belmont,

01:14:52.920 from Belmont park.

01:14:53.920 So we all went,

01:14:55.180 I have a video of it like on my phone,

01:14:56.900 like a phone video of it that I still have.

01:14:59.240 It's sick.

01:15:00.420 But,

01:15:00.840 um,

01:15:01.360 yeah,

01:15:01.520 that was,

01:15:01.800 that was a cool,

01:15:02.420 that was a cool experience to be out to see the first triple crown in 37

01:15:04.980 years.

01:15:05.680 Oh yeah.

01:15:07.060 Oh,

01:15:07.360 that's pretty incredible,

01:15:08.140 huh?

01:15:08.680 Yeah.

01:15:08.880 To witness something that's just so rare like that.

01:15:11.600 Yeah.

01:15:11.760 It's funny.

01:15:12.060 It's funny too,

01:15:12.520 because two years later,

01:15:13.240 me and my friends also went and there was an other horse justified.

01:15:16.380 We left before the race even happened and he did win the triple crown.

01:15:18.580 So we left before the next one.

01:15:20.000 Cause we already saw,

01:15:21.040 American pharaoh.

01:15:21.700 Once you see that,

01:15:22.840 you're good.

01:15:23.280 You don't have to.

01:15:23.780 And those days are,

01:15:24.540 there's,

01:15:24.720 there's so many frigging people.

01:15:26.300 It's packed.

01:15:26.960 At those Belmont things.

01:15:27.980 Yeah.

01:15:28.260 There's so many people.

01:15:29.020 It was so hot.

01:15:29.780 So we were like,

01:15:30.100 we got it.

01:15:30.760 But good.

01:15:31.060 And that even to beat the traffic,

01:15:32.460 we got to get out of here.

01:15:32.920 It's just so packed.

01:15:33.900 It's such a packed event.

01:15:34.760 There's like a hundred thousand people at the park.

01:15:36.160 And it's like,

01:15:36.720 it's just like a lot of women that like,

01:15:38.640 it's like the new garden hats or whatever.

01:15:40.700 But now women will come in there with like the full guard,

01:15:43.620 like an actual,

01:15:44.660 you know,

01:15:45.720 a quarter hectic or on their head or whatever.

01:15:47.600 Like a UFO on their head or something.

01:15:49.260 Yeah.

01:15:49.500 Some broad over here,

01:15:50.400 you know,

01:15:51.040 growing grapes off the back of her ball cap or whatever.

01:15:53.760 And you're like,

01:15:53.980 this shit is insane.

01:15:55.300 You know,

01:15:55.560 it just gets a little too intense.

01:15:57.300 Or the one.

01:15:58.520 Yeah.

01:15:58.720 The lady,

01:15:59.140 the hat's so big.

01:15:59.880 You can't even get near her.

01:16:01.180 You're like,

01:16:01.400 who the,

01:16:01.900 who is that?

01:16:02.540 Can't even see your eyes.

01:16:03.540 Yeah.

01:16:04.720 So bizarre.

01:16:05.440 The track's fun.

01:16:05.900 If you've picked a good day,

01:16:06.720 like I like Saratoga.

01:16:07.860 Ever been to Saratoga?

01:16:09.000 Saratoga's awesome.

01:16:09.980 That's a real fun place.

01:16:11.000 Upstate New York.

01:16:11.920 I think we have a show in Rochester or something.

01:16:13.440 Oh really?

01:16:13.840 That's like,

01:16:14.260 I think we're probably four hours next week after that.

01:16:15.940 Rochester's like up by Buffalo.

01:16:17.500 Oh yeah.

01:16:18.160 I've had some good times in Rochester.

01:16:19.420 I almost got hit by a vehicle out there.

01:16:21.080 For real?

01:16:21.980 Walking home.

01:16:22.800 Yeah.

01:16:23.140 That's where the Gronkowskis are from.

01:16:24.620 Are they really?

01:16:26.160 Rochester birthed the Gronks.

01:16:27.700 Pretty sure of it.

01:16:28.660 Wow.

01:16:29.980 I just saw.

01:16:30.680 What a beast he is.

01:16:31.840 Oh yeah.

01:16:32.240 I just saw Rob the other day,

01:16:33.420 man.

01:16:34.880 Yeah.

01:16:35.260 It was so cool.

01:16:36.160 Interesting.

01:16:36.700 He's an unbelievable.

01:16:37.540 I've only been with him the one time we had him on the show recently.

01:16:39.720 And that may have been up there for one of my favorite videos we've ever shot.

01:16:42.340 That's what Caleb says all the time.

01:16:43.740 He was awesome.

01:16:44.200 What is Caleb like as a boss?

01:16:46.040 What is Caleb Preston like as a boss?

01:16:47.740 It is funny.

01:16:48.580 Because he's one of my best friends literally in the world.

01:16:52.140 So it's kind of odd that he's my boss now.

01:16:54.900 Sometimes they'll get mad at me.

01:16:56.100 Every now and then.

01:16:56.960 Actually, the other day, we landed in LA.

01:16:59.780 Me and Kelsey landed.

01:17:01.060 And we were both like,

01:17:01.720 you know what?

01:17:01.920 Let's go to Nobu Malibu for lunch.

01:17:03.700 Let's take a little ride up the Pacific Coast Highway.

01:17:06.020 And we went to Nobu Malibu.

01:17:07.140 And we were like,

01:17:07.980 how quickly do you think Caleb's going to see this on our story and say,

01:17:11.160 oh, spending that money, huh?

01:17:13.480 Like spending that company money.

01:17:15.000 And then posted it.

01:17:16.940 And we were like, you know what we're going to do?

01:17:18.100 We're going to pay for this ourselves.

01:17:19.220 So when he says something, we have this in our back pocket.

01:17:22.120 I wake up to a DM from the next day.

01:17:24.260 He's like, he's like, oh, can't wait to look at this bill.

01:17:26.500 And I was like, hey, bitch, paid for it myself.

01:17:29.760 But we knew it was coming.

01:17:31.320 So it's sometimes like that.

01:17:32.840 That's the one thing sometimes that in the six months, he's been my boss.

01:17:37.380 He's very good at like giving a disappointed, like, oh, I knew you were going to do this thing to me.

01:17:43.760 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:17:44.840 I've certainly been like that, I think.

01:17:46.860 And I mean, you have to.

01:17:47.880 Because, yeah, you totally have to.

01:17:49.400 Like there's no reason we should be spending 120 bucks per person on lunch.

01:17:54.120 There's not a reason.

01:17:54.920 So we paid for it ourselves.

01:17:55.840 But we knew he would say something.

01:17:57.180 Wish he should.

01:17:58.200 But it's the way he's very good at like sounding disappointed in me.

01:18:02.160 And I hate when he's disappointed in me.

01:18:04.200 Yeah.

01:18:04.400 But also dinner lunching.

01:18:05.920 It goes back to that issue.

01:18:06.940 We were talking about that earlier.

01:18:07.740 When people are dinner lunching, it's like, what are you doing?

01:18:11.780 Like, you know, and it's a blessing, I feel like, to be able to dinner lunch, like to have dinner at lunch.

01:18:17.720 Yes, of course, because like Nobu Malbu, that's a dinner meal.

01:18:19.980 That's not a lunch meal.

01:18:20.900 Lunch should be a bowl, a bowl from Chipotle.

01:18:23.500 But, yeah, and we did it, and he immediately got on us.

01:18:27.000 Not immediately, but that next night.

01:18:28.500 Yeah, well, it's his job if he's the, yeah, if he fucking has to look at the books, he's like, yeah, we're not paying a $400 lunch here.

01:18:34.580 For the record, great boss.

01:18:36.320 Big fan of your work, Caleb.

01:18:37.520 Thank you.

01:18:37.660 Oh, yeah.

01:18:38.740 I owe that man my life.

01:18:39.860 I always say that.

01:18:40.720 Oh, well, yeah, dude.

01:18:41.900 You always, he's the best, man.

01:18:44.040 He really is the best.

01:18:45.040 He's one of the most entertaining guys.

01:18:46.100 There he is right there, disappointed.

01:18:47.720 He's, he's, that was, yeah, he really is one of the best people in the world.

01:18:51.360 Another good man lost to drugs, Bizzlehead on his thing, man.

01:18:55.860 I think that was what, I think that was what Antonio Brown named the Cracker of the Year.

01:18:59.800 He was very jacked up on that.

01:19:01.120 Oh, I love that, dude.

01:19:02.440 Yeah.

01:19:02.960 I love that.

01:19:03.440 That's a great time.

01:19:03.920 That got him hyped up, but he's the best.

01:19:05.100 I mean, him, seeing him, even just in person, the way he just talks normally, he's just so fucking funny.

01:19:11.720 Oh, so entertaining.

01:19:12.460 So unbelievable.

01:19:13.140 Like when I brought him to my house, he just kept telling me that, he just kept telling

01:19:15.480 me I was unconsensually Italian-ing him.

01:19:20.600 He just, he thinks of the most creative ways to communicate, right?

01:19:24.260 It's like, he almost makes everything into like this fun puzzle kind of, I think it's

01:19:28.320 pretty fascinating.

01:19:28.340 I mean, both of you do.

01:19:29.100 Like when I was sitting at breakfast the other day with you two, I'm like, what am I doing

01:19:31.460 at this table with these two people?

01:19:33.280 They're too funny.

01:19:33.900 He is exceptional.

01:19:35.080 And he, that's sweet of you to say, man, he is exceptional to be around.

01:19:38.360 Every time I get around him, I'm like, fuck, I wish I could do whatever he does.

01:19:40.560 And truly, I would probably say my, one of my favorite people to just hang with.

01:19:43.720 He's such a great hang.

01:19:44.580 He's the best.

01:19:45.100 And I think that is, I always tell him, I tell my mom this, I tell my friends this.

01:19:48.560 I think the best compliment one could get is, oh, that guy's a good hang.

01:19:53.200 And Caleb's great.

01:19:54.060 One of the best hangs.

01:19:55.080 Yeah.

01:19:55.440 He's the man.

01:19:56.480 Big fan of his work.

01:19:57.900 And I think, also think he's one of the funniest people in the world.

01:19:59.840 So, yeah.

01:20:00.640 He's not my funny memory much more.

01:20:01.300 Look, man, you're going to keep the job.

01:20:02.040 You guys are, you guys are tandem.

01:20:04.340 Well, look, you've, I will ask this.

01:20:05.760 You've eaten a lot of ice creams over the years.

01:20:07.420 Is that true?

01:20:08.220 I've actually, I have been whipped creaming recently.

01:20:10.960 I don't know if I should say this to the masses, but in an order to hopefully stay in shape,

01:20:15.780 I've been doing whipped cream recently.

01:20:17.680 In the bowl?

01:20:18.440 Yeah.

01:20:18.700 I've been putting whipped cream in.

01:20:19.940 On Sunday Conversation, more, more whipped cream than ice cream?

01:20:22.780 Recently, I've been doing some whipped cream.

01:20:24.040 Yeah.

01:20:24.200 Cause it's just, it's two tablespoons of whipped cream is 15 calories.

01:20:29.000 And if I'm doing ice cream, I'm probably banging out like two pints.

01:20:31.280 And that's like 1,200 calories and so much fat.

01:20:34.220 It's horrible.

01:20:35.020 Yeah.

01:20:35.280 It's absurd.

01:20:35.960 Like if I'm doing a big bowl and it's like two pints of like Ben and Jerry's, it's a lot

01:20:42.240 of food.

01:20:42.980 That's a crazy amount of sugar too.

01:20:44.500 And if it's in front of me, I'm going to eat it.

01:20:46.000 So I need to put whipped cream in the meal, in the bowl.

01:20:48.400 Yeah.

01:20:48.620 Cause if I'm sitting there for 45 minutes, I'm going to eat it.

01:20:51.200 So I've been trying to do whipped cream.

01:20:52.920 Yeah.

01:20:53.180 And hopefully it has not ruined the product of the show.

01:20:54.760 I don't think it has.

01:20:55.460 I don't think so.

01:20:56.340 I think that makes sense.

01:20:57.460 It's like, dude, you can't just be ODing over there.

01:21:00.020 You can't have so much sugar that your eyes won't open far.

01:21:02.920 And I actually, I've learned eating ice cream.

01:21:04.460 It's weird.

01:21:05.340 It's so much food, but it doesn't fill you up.

01:21:07.120 Like I'll be hungry right after we're done too.

01:21:08.820 And so it's basically just an extra 1,200 calories in the day for like time.

01:21:13.740 It's like, well, what a dinner after I'll just eat at dinner.

01:21:15.700 It's a good point.

01:21:16.460 Yeah.

01:21:16.860 Yeah.

01:21:17.080 Well, sugar doesn't really fill you up a lot of times.

01:21:19.260 I feel like it, especially, um, dude, you know what I had the other, the other day and

01:21:23.420 we'd actually did do a commercial for them.

01:21:24.820 I think at one point it was these masa chips, M-A-S-A.

01:21:28.920 Did you get some of those?

01:21:31.640 Trevin?

01:21:32.120 Yeah, I liked them.

01:21:32.860 I liked them too, man.

01:21:34.440 They're not cooked with seed oils.

01:21:35.780 It's kind of like, just like more of like a tangible chip.

01:21:39.380 Yeah.

01:21:40.800 Seed oil free to tortilla chips.

01:21:42.580 And at first I was like, oh, you know, these are, they're kind of like a hearty chip,

01:21:46.220 but then I had a couple, I'm like, oh, it kind of fills you up a little.

01:21:48.680 It just doesn't feel like this addictive thing where you're just eating like 2,000 chips.

01:21:53.680 Yeah.

01:21:54.060 You know, sometimes you open a bag of chips and it's just like every chip, it just has

01:21:57.820 just enough nicotine on it or whatever to get you to the next chip.

01:22:01.800 Some stuff just gets you, dude.

01:22:02.920 Like a, like a French onion dip.

01:22:04.580 If I have one dip of French onion dip, I'll sit there and eat it.

01:22:07.300 Really?

01:22:07.620 Fucking, I love French onion dip.

01:22:08.700 I would never go near a French onion dip.

01:22:10.720 Always scare me.

01:22:11.800 Didn't understand it.

01:22:13.120 On like a Superbowl party, like now I don't even let myself have one because if I have one,

01:22:16.100 I'm in for a hundred, it's French onion dip gets me big time.

01:22:19.140 There's some things I still get perverted over food wise.

01:22:21.560 And, uh, Ooh, I don't think we've ever had this, this, uh, packaged French onion dip.

01:22:26.420 Yeah.

01:22:26.840 I don't.

01:22:27.820 Yeah.

01:22:28.280 Anything like those like cheese dips, all that kind of stuff for like at parties as middle

01:22:32.740 things in the middle, the finger foods.

01:22:34.540 Yeah.

01:22:34.780 That stuff always kind of creeped me out.

01:22:36.020 But the sandwiches that had the perfect amount of little mayonnaise, a little triangular, those

01:22:40.900 ham on the white bread, ah, those bitches were good.

01:22:44.060 This may be just a food podcast now.

01:22:45.760 We're just talking food all day and I love it.

01:22:47.380 It's fine, dude.

01:22:48.280 Food's the best.

01:22:49.040 Well, it's never, well, they had those kids, the foodie boys.

01:22:51.400 Oh, the MD foodie boys.

01:22:52.280 They were legendary.

01:22:53.280 I just, I'm happy they're popping off enjoying their food, you know?

01:22:56.200 Yeah.

01:22:56.520 And it's fun to be that age and to have something unique like that happen in your life for

01:22:59.660 everybody.

01:22:59.960 Like, you know, maybe they're not athletes and maybe this is their, this is their sport.

01:23:03.700 Yeah.

01:23:03.780 That's cool too.

01:23:04.320 On the, on the left there, it says we're the Baltimore Ravens.

01:23:06.120 I know they're MD foodie boys.

01:23:07.140 That must be cool doing stuff with that, the Ravens facility.

01:23:09.420 Good for them.

01:23:10.020 Sure.

01:23:10.480 Oh yeah.

01:23:10.780 That's Chubb Perm delivering a speech.

01:23:12.580 Oh, it's Perm.

01:23:13.340 That's what that comment says.

01:23:14.580 Chubb Perm, I think.

01:23:15.920 Yeah.

01:23:16.080 I don't know their names.

01:23:16.660 That's cool.

01:23:17.060 Like getting to go to the Ravens facility and everything.

01:23:19.040 If you're a Baltimore person.

01:23:20.560 Oh yeah.

01:23:22.100 Oh, that's gotta be fun, dude.

01:23:23.700 Yeah.

01:23:23.860 Getting to go to the, yeah.

01:23:24.760 Getting to go to Ravens facility.

01:23:25.980 Just get any, anything to get you in out of the fentanyl streets over there.

01:23:29.700 What's, um.

01:23:30.340 Any safe place to hide over there.

01:23:32.840 Their, their mascot should be like the fentanyl, uh, fentanyl bird or whatever.

01:23:37.140 And he's just fucking doing the fucking Finney.

01:23:40.780 Oh man.

01:23:41.320 What's one thing that you, like when you did it, that a cool experience you've had that

01:23:45.200 you said, wow, a child, the child version of me would absolutely go crazy for this right

01:23:49.320 now.

01:23:50.740 Oh man.

01:23:51.680 I think, oh, I got to do the seventh inning stretch at the Cubs game.

01:23:55.740 Oh really?

01:23:56.200 That's awesome.

01:23:57.220 That's cool.

01:23:57.920 That was pretty crazy.

01:23:58.860 Because it happened so fast and it was supposed to be a nice day and then cold weather came

01:24:02.820 in and it was raining and stuff.

01:24:04.300 So it was kind of like a, you know, and then I was nervous and we'd had a late show the

01:24:08.160 night before and then we just got into town.

01:24:10.480 Um, and then the game got postponed by like two hours.

01:24:12.620 Just a lot of like little things.

01:24:13.960 Just keep pushing it back.

01:24:15.140 Yeah.

01:24:15.320 But then they're like, yeah, they kept pushing it back.

01:24:16.860 And that was the time I was going to be able to go get a nap in or try and get to a

01:24:19.980 gym or something to kind of get ready for the show that night.

01:24:23.220 But, uh, yeah, that was it.

01:24:26.620 That's cool.

01:24:28.180 I would have been absolutely terrified doing this.

01:24:29.880 Like, I don't know.

01:24:30.260 I don't even know how you do.

01:24:30.860 Like, would you, like, do you get nervous or something like that?

01:24:32.580 Cause you're a performer, obviously.

01:24:33.660 So you still get some, you still freak me out.

01:24:35.580 Yes.

01:24:36.260 That two hour delay would have killed me then.

01:24:37.580 I would have been terrified.

01:24:38.360 It was terrifying.

01:24:39.020 So I'm like, well, what do I do right now?

01:24:40.200 Then I was like, well, I'll just go home and take a nap now.

01:24:41.940 And then we got back, barely made it up the stairs to get in there and sing it.

01:24:46.300 Um, you realize, first of all, right when you're about to do this, oh, it's not a song.

01:24:50.520 Um, it's kind of just like a poem.

01:24:53.040 Oh, take me out to the ball game.

01:24:54.300 Yeah.

01:24:54.580 Take me out to the ball game.

01:24:57.080 Oh, this is you singing.

01:25:09.540 I didn't realize it was you.

01:25:11.180 Are you trying to do like a Harry Caray impersonation?

01:25:13.240 No, I just, you can't sing it.

01:25:16.920 It's not a song, is it?

01:25:18.060 You know, it's something I think you'll find hilarious.

01:25:25.720 Can you look up, um, Mets seventh inning stretch?

01:25:29.240 Um, lazy Mary.

01:25:30.820 Yeah.

01:25:31.340 So this is that, this, they do this in the Mets games after the, after take me back, after

01:25:34.580 take me back to the ball game, they played this, which is hilarious.

01:25:37.960 The whole, the whole crowd just does this.

01:25:41.920 It's unbelievable.

01:25:42.560 All right, let's start with this.

01:25:46.020 This is the little Italian song of the Mets game, every Mets game, after the seventh inning

01:25:50.280 strategy.

01:25:51.260 Everybody does it.

01:25:52.600 And then they do, and then they do a Billy Joel, um, then they do a Billy Joel sing along

01:25:55.620 in the eighth inning, I swear to God.

01:25:57.960 And you can't see, it's just like this little, like, uh.

01:26:00.360 Yeah.

01:26:00.840 It's a little like the Italian emoji.

01:26:02.580 Yeah.

01:26:03.020 Yeah.

01:26:03.260 It's like the Italian hand emoji.

01:26:04.880 You're like, yeah, that's a thing.

01:26:08.200 Everybody does.

01:26:09.340 Every game.

01:26:09.800 Every game, this happens, and then Billy Joel plays in the eighth inning.

01:26:11.800 Oh, it's hilarious.

01:26:12.860 It's unbelievable.

01:26:13.620 It's so funny.

01:26:13.800 Yeah, I guess I should have done it better at the Cubs thing.

01:26:16.840 I would have tried to just do a Harry Cary impression.

01:26:18.400 I feel like that's all it would have been.

01:26:20.000 But then it's, but then you're like, I don't know.

01:26:22.180 There's so many little things going through your head, and then you realize, okay, it's on,

01:26:25.040 and now these people can hear me, and you're like, because you can't be like, take me out

01:26:30.020 to the ball game.

01:26:31.200 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:31.600 It's not a song.

01:26:32.360 It's a slow song.

01:26:33.480 You have to almost speak in slow motion, like, take me out to the, you can't just kind of

01:26:37.680 take me out to the ball game.

01:26:38.620 It's like, take.

01:26:39.840 It's weird.

01:26:40.760 Let me buy you a drink.

01:26:45.500 T-Pain should do that.

01:26:46.560 Right.

01:26:47.260 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:48.080 If somebody did T-Pain like that, you're like, what are you, you know, it makes it a

01:26:51.020 poem.

01:26:51.800 T-Pain should redo Take Me Out to the Ball Game.

01:26:53.460 He's a stud.

01:26:53.960 We in the bed like, oh, whoa, whoa.

01:26:59.280 Yeah, it's just, so it was just like a lot of learning on the floor.

01:27:02.540 And then you're just grateful to be there, and you don't want to mess up, like, you don't

01:27:06.660 want to do something that's like, going to disrespect the culture, you know?

01:27:10.760 Definitely.

01:27:11.200 And that's a big culture.

01:27:12.160 Cubs baseball in Chicago.

01:27:13.860 It's beautiful.

01:27:14.340 That's one of the best vibes you could possibly get.

01:27:16.240 A good day game.

01:27:17.140 Chicago Cubs.

01:27:18.240 It's fantastic.

01:27:19.120 It's so awesome.

01:27:20.240 I used to go.

01:27:20.920 My grandfather was a big Cubs fan, and he'd watch all the games, you know, and he was

01:27:25.060 smoking, and then he had to get his toes cut off or whatever.

01:27:27.420 But he, we knew all the players, dude.

01:27:31.060 So you consider yourself a Cubs fan?

01:27:32.540 I think I was a Cubs fan for most of my life, probably.

01:27:34.920 I think at heart, I'll always be, you know, I want to see the Dove fly, dude.

01:27:39.080 I want to see, you know, I hope they dig up Sean Dunstan and freaking, you know, find

01:27:43.400 out who killed him or whatever, you know, if he's dead.

01:27:45.580 I don't know if he is.

01:27:46.640 Is that just an old player?

01:27:47.360 I don't know who Sean Dunstan is.

01:27:48.260 Oh yeah, I think, yeah, yeah, it's just a rumor.

01:27:50.460 But, um, yeah, no, I love, yeah, growing up as the Cubs, it's all I knew because it was

01:27:53.820 like Midwest, so we would just collect them and the Cincinnati Reds and the St. Louis

01:27:56.780 Cardinals.

01:27:57.300 I didn't even know other teams existed, really, you know?

01:27:59.420 Interesting.

01:28:00.020 Yeah, it's so cool, interesting to think about, too, like baseball.

01:28:02.300 I always see, like, people in Nashville, everyone's always wearing Brave stuff because

01:28:04.880 I guess the Braves are just like the team of the South.

01:28:06.800 Yeah.

01:28:07.020 I wish I'd never really realized.

01:28:08.420 I wish they would get a WNBA team here.

01:28:10.200 I think I would get out and, uh.

01:28:11.240 They announced an expansion today.

01:28:13.220 Not to Nashville.

01:28:14.660 To Cleveland, Detroit, and Philadelphia.

01:28:17.660 Ooh.

01:28:17.980 But literally today, they announced that.

01:28:19.260 Me and my friends are saying they should bring one to Nashville.

01:28:21.200 I think this is the spot to do it.

01:28:22.640 Yeah.

01:28:23.400 Nashville would be awesome.

01:28:24.380 But, yeah, I saw actually today, Sophie Cunningham said, um, she just came out and

01:28:27.840 said, I don't think anyone's going to be excited about Detroit and Cleveland.

01:28:31.680 But those are the three coming.

01:28:33.000 Yeah, I'm curious to see how much they'll like that.

01:28:34.980 I don't know.

01:28:35.440 I would have picked Nashville as one of the places that I would have picked.

01:28:37.980 I would have, if I had enough money, I would have liked to even invest in something

01:28:40.760 like that.

01:28:41.000 But then, that's also kind of crazy.

01:28:42.600 I could just be, you know, I could just be too big of a Caitlin Clark, Aaliyah, Boston

01:28:47.380 fan, so maybe I'll just, maybe it'll be an Indiana Fever fan from afar.

01:28:51.520 Yeah.

01:28:51.580 Hey, we're champs this year, baby.

01:28:52.940 New York Liberty.

01:28:54.160 Y'all are?

01:28:54.840 Our first championship ever.

01:28:56.500 Won last year.

01:28:56.900 Oh, last year.

01:28:57.580 Yeah.

01:28:57.840 Oh, yeah.

01:28:58.500 Stewie in the streets, dude.

01:28:59.680 Stewie's Beast, Inescu.

01:29:01.240 That was so sick.

01:29:02.260 I used to go to Liberty games a lot.

01:29:04.000 Did you?

01:29:04.800 Yeah.

01:29:05.480 I remember, I remember there was one time, I don't even think anyone knows this happened.

01:29:09.140 One time the Liberty in like 2008 or something played a basketball game in the Arthur Ashe

01:29:13.840 Tennis Stadium.

01:29:14.620 And I went to it.

01:29:15.560 Wow.

01:29:16.100 Yeah.

01:29:16.420 Because my uncle, my uncle used to work at the post office.

01:29:18.220 He would like run the group sales for the post office.

01:29:19.760 So we would always get tickets to everything, like for Ranger games.

01:29:21.740 I'm a big Ranger hockey fan.

01:29:22.880 So I love the Rangers.

01:29:23.760 So that's how we would go to our Ranger games.

01:29:25.040 But then he got tickets to this.

01:29:26.180 They played in a tennis, in our tennis arena where they do the US Open.

01:29:29.200 Oh, that's so cool.

01:29:29.840 And I went to that.

01:29:30.560 I used to go to, who was, I love Tina Charles.

01:29:33.240 Tina Charles was awesome.

01:29:34.240 She was a beast.

01:29:35.560 And yeah, I used to go to Liberty games a lot.

01:29:37.820 But now they used to play at the Garden.

01:29:39.300 Now they don't play at the Garden.

01:29:40.260 They play in Barclays Center.

01:29:41.500 And I never, Barclays Center is weird to get to.

01:29:45.840 Five times in my life.

01:29:47.220 Yeah, it's fun.

01:29:47.700 People showed up for their parade last year.

01:29:49.260 Yeah.

01:29:49.740 I think it's pretty sick.

01:29:51.280 Yeah, I love watching.

01:29:52.400 I mean, I'm just such a Fever fan.

01:29:53.760 I've gotten to like some of the other teams, you know.

01:29:56.640 I like the Valkyries or the expansion team this year.

01:29:58.960 They're doing well.

01:29:59.660 The Aces have kind of struggled.

01:30:01.520 So I think it's an exciting time in the league.

01:30:03.700 Caitlin Clark's kind of been in and out this year, though.

01:30:05.580 So she hasn't, I think, their team is, I think, right at 500 right now.

01:30:09.620 They have a game tonight.

01:30:10.520 Yeah, I saw today.

01:30:11.380 They said the in-league players voted her the ninth best guard in the league.

01:30:16.220 Which is crazy.

01:30:18.020 There's some great guards in the league, though, too.

01:30:19.600 Yeah, WMA is fun.

01:30:20.520 Anytime sports are on, I'm more happy.

01:30:23.180 Yeah, because as a guy, first of all, I'm like, I can't dunk, right?

01:30:25.620 So I can relate to all these women, most of them.

01:30:28.580 And if they can, I'm not even like, get him out of here.

01:30:31.280 You know what I'm saying?

01:30:32.160 So that kind of is a little bit much.

01:30:33.820 It's fun.

01:30:34.180 I always like that.

01:30:35.140 I like college basketball.

01:30:36.420 It's fun to watch.

01:30:36.880 I like the women's college basketball, too.

01:30:38.400 I like watching Kayla.

01:30:39.460 I mean, another thing that I love about her, she's also, whether she's, even while she's

01:30:42.660 playing, she's also kind of coaching.

01:30:44.240 Like, she's just like on a couple different levels.

01:30:46.520 She's so competitive.

01:30:48.280 And I love Aaliyah Boston.

01:30:49.800 She's like one of my favorite players.

01:30:52.680 There's so many.

01:30:53.360 I mean, I could sit here and talk about the Indian fear for a long time, which is a little

01:30:56.420 bit alarming.

01:30:57.160 And it's so odd to think about.

01:30:58.560 I wonder how Caitlin Clark truly feels.

01:31:00.520 Like, she's the whole league.

01:31:03.140 So it's kind of, I wonder how your mindset works in that frame of how you think.

01:31:07.220 Like, you're technically bigger than, like, your coach, like, the owner of your team,

01:31:10.360 everyone.

01:31:10.620 You're just the number one person in the league.

01:31:11.860 How that affects your mind when you're trying to play.

01:31:13.720 It's crazy.

01:31:14.220 She must do it well.

01:31:15.540 I believe that she must do it well, because otherwise it would be a catastrophe.

01:31:19.900 And it doesn't seem like it is.

01:31:21.360 In fact, it seems like she's taken, like, she's made the correct choice at so many moments

01:31:26.580 where she could have, like, spoken differently or fallen for a lot of traps out there.

01:31:30.040 I'm trying to think in any other league if there's ever been someone that has meant so

01:31:33.260 much to the league.

01:31:33.960 Like, maybe, like, Wayne Gretzky in the NHL in the 80s.

01:31:36.440 I don't really even know.

01:31:38.360 Can you, maybe Otani right now to the MLB?

01:31:41.420 It's interesting.

01:31:42.580 Yeah, who's meant so much?

01:31:44.000 It's going to be Joey Chestnut?

01:31:46.020 Yes, if we're counting Joey Chestnut.

01:31:47.480 That is the answer.

01:31:48.600 You know what I'm saying?

01:31:49.220 Or, like...

01:31:49.620 He was out last year.

01:31:50.280 He didn't even do it last year.

01:31:50.940 Probably no one watched.

01:31:51.780 Because he's trying to deal with, like, a vegan hot dog company, so they kicked him out.

01:31:55.500 Well, it was like live golf.

01:31:56.560 He went and played.

01:31:57.160 He went and played in Saudi Arabia.

01:31:58.760 He took that vegan money.

01:31:59.920 Yeah, dude.

01:32:00.920 And first of all, eating pork in a Muslim country, I think, doesn't even go over well.

01:32:04.500 Yeah, but he's back to...

01:32:05.060 Oh, Tiger.

01:32:06.140 Speaking of live money.

01:32:07.240 Tiger is obviously a big one.

01:32:08.680 Oh, there you go.

01:32:09.200 This year is extra special.

01:32:10.480 Also, this will be a 4th of July episode, man.

01:32:12.400 Have you ever been to watch him?

01:32:14.160 No, never in person.

01:32:15.400 I've never seen him in person.

01:32:16.360 I would love to.

01:32:16.900 I mean, he's a legend.

01:32:18.480 He's a beast.

01:32:19.160 But going to that, on 4th of July, I can never imagine going to Coney Island on 4th of July.

01:32:23.540 It's like an hour away from me.

01:32:24.680 That just ruins the day for me.

01:32:25.800 Yeah.

01:32:25.960 That's like thinking about, oh, have you ever been to the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

01:32:27.960 Like, it's an hour away.

01:32:28.880 I'm on Long Island.

01:32:29.500 I'm not going to go ruin my Thanksgiving going to that parade.

01:32:31.360 I don't know how people do it.

01:32:32.460 Right.

01:32:32.600 What do you, just to see balloons?

01:32:35.120 I think, and the weather is usually, the weather has not been good for that recently, I feel

01:32:38.340 like.

01:32:38.700 But I think getting to go to, I mean, I guess, what do you go see Joe?

01:32:41.860 I mean, I guess maybe the kids want to go see it.

01:32:44.180 Maybe you've been married long enough.

01:32:45.820 You're like, oh, we'll go watch this honky eat or whatever, you know?

01:32:48.480 Like, I don't know, like, when do you do this?

01:32:51.440 But also to witness a man, does it still seem like these guys are eating, I wonder?

01:32:59.480 Or does it seem like they're just processing?

01:33:04.680 You know what I'm saying?

01:33:05.060 That's what I start to look at.

01:33:06.200 I'm watching.

01:33:06.660 I'm like, are they really eating these things or dipping them in water?

01:33:09.740 They're hiding them and they're fucking, you know.

01:33:11.340 Yeah.

01:33:11.500 I almost wish they didn't let them do the water dip.

01:33:13.320 Like, right there, we're looking at it.

01:33:14.320 Joey's eating the bread first and then just eating the actual hot dog itself.

01:33:17.500 I would like it if you had to authentically eat the hot dog.

01:33:19.500 I think they don't make it more wholesome.

01:33:22.520 It should make it feel better.

01:33:23.460 Make it feel like it's happening the way it should be.

01:33:25.360 Because this does feel like it's not scientifically right.

01:33:29.660 Yeah.

01:33:30.120 And it doesn't make you want to go have a hot dog.

01:33:32.180 I think if I see, you know, like 20 beautiful hot dogs on a platter, I see, you know, they

01:33:37.080 got a freaking Polynesian girl there, whatever, you know, Thick Ruby or whatever they call

01:33:42.180 it.

01:33:42.300 They all have these crazy names, you know?

01:33:44.520 They're always like the Beef Viper or something, you know?

01:33:47.700 Oh, yeah.

01:33:48.040 Everyone has, yeah, they all have the crazy.

01:33:49.740 Then there's the huge guys, these fat guys.

01:33:51.700 And the fat guys can't eat as good as poor Joey Chestnut.

01:33:53.460 It's wild.

01:33:54.160 Yeah.

01:33:54.400 Oh, there's always a big guy.

01:33:55.800 They just wheel him out there.

01:33:56.840 And like, his nickname is like Nougat or whatever.

01:33:59.620 You're like, oh shit, here comes Nougat.

01:34:02.520 And he's like the world champion of raw shrimp.

01:34:05.060 Yeah.

01:34:05.440 It's always, yeah.

01:34:06.320 So everyone's the raw champion.

01:34:07.640 It's something different.

01:34:08.640 Yeah.

01:34:09.480 But, uh.

01:34:09.980 Yeah.

01:34:10.220 Like, oh, this guy ate 40 cans of Pringles, dude.

01:34:13.500 And, but if he's also in a neck brace, you're like, that kind of seems like it's cheating

01:34:17.700 just based on the shapes of everything.

01:34:19.620 Oh, man.

01:34:20.220 That's, that's.

01:34:20.860 He has like a neck brace with like an extended cab on like one of those African women.

01:34:24.040 You know, you're like, what's happening here?

01:34:26.020 Like, if people are removing their fucking ribs or whatever, so they can like hide more

01:34:31.280 food.

01:34:31.620 It's like, what the fuck are we doing?

01:34:34.120 It's like the, yeah, it's the, uh, what was the Marilyn Manson story?

01:34:37.300 Did you ever have, you ever hear that rumor?

01:34:38.540 Rumor, obviously.

01:34:39.120 That he got his ribs taken out?

01:34:39.880 That he got his ribs removed.

01:34:40.560 That was a classic rumor.

01:34:41.560 Yeah.

01:34:41.900 Yeah.

01:34:42.100 That was all over schools, grade schools.

01:34:44.500 I'm one of, he's like my white whale to come on the podcast.

01:34:46.780 Really?

01:34:47.760 Interesting.

01:34:48.240 Why?

01:34:48.720 Marilyn Manson, the Pope.

01:34:52.820 And a bar, one of Caleb's white whales.

01:34:55.460 Fat Joe?

01:34:56.600 Mm-mm.

01:34:57.780 Drake?

01:34:58.660 Mm-mm.

01:34:59.760 Caleb's?

01:35:00.260 You guys haven't had him.

01:35:01.640 Ooh, who?

01:35:02.400 But he's always wanted him.

01:35:05.520 Oh.

01:35:06.840 Should I say it?

01:35:07.600 Yep.

01:35:08.080 Beetlejuice.

01:35:09.060 Yep.

01:35:10.080 Yeah, Beetlejuice is his number one.

01:35:11.680 We could say it two more times and he'd show up.

01:35:13.620 You know what?

01:35:14.020 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

01:35:15.660 There he is.

01:35:16.360 Yeah.

01:35:16.980 But, uh.

01:35:17.460 What's up?

01:35:17.860 What the fuck is up?

01:35:18.700 Oh, Beetlejuice would be so amazing.

01:35:20.340 Yeah, he's like the black Nate Diaz, I feel like.

01:35:22.320 Like, he's just like, everything's kind of so crazy with him.

01:35:26.020 We, we, I think we tried to get him.

01:35:27.560 It's impossible to get, you can't get to him.

01:35:29.480 No.

01:35:30.120 His cousin, like, uh, oh, I, we put in, uh, some cash with Caleb to try to, you know, see if

01:35:36.120 he'd come on and even do something together, but he didn't want to do it.

01:35:38.680 Yeah, I think he said at one point, I think one time Caleb was telling me, like, he lives

01:35:41.740 with his sister and his sister won't let him on.

01:35:43.440 So then you were trying to, like, get her, like, she was, like, trying to get her a massage,

01:35:46.280 like, get her out of the house and then go in and do it.

01:35:49.640 Like, under her nose.

01:35:52.280 Imagine he wanders up to your bed.

01:35:54.220 You're in bed.

01:35:54.660 He wanders up to the side of your bed.

01:35:55.740 You can't even see him.

01:35:56.540 You just hear his voice and see his, like, little afro at the front of the book because

01:35:59.880 of he's so little.

01:36:01.400 I think Lily was trying to sneak into his house while his sister wasn't there to get Beetlejuice on the show.

01:36:08.520 So at six, he's like, what are you doing?

01:36:09.800 He's like, what are you?

01:36:10.940 What am I doing?

01:36:12.340 What I'm doing.

01:36:13.580 He's always, like, he's the only person who lives in, like, present and past and future

01:36:18.680 tense at the same time.

01:36:21.140 He's the voice that we need in America right now.

01:36:23.080 You know what I'm saying?

01:36:24.000 He's kind of like the, I mean, I hate to say this, but he's kind of like the, like, kind

01:36:31.160 of the special Obama, like the mentally, you know, irregular Obama.

01:36:37.560 He's such a God.

01:36:38.740 He's such a God.

01:36:39.840 Speaking of Howard Stern, have you ever come across Artie Lang?

01:36:42.220 Have you ever met Artie Lang?

01:36:44.280 He's a stud.

01:36:44.860 I'm a big fan of his work.

01:36:45.880 Oh, yeah.

01:36:46.280 I haven't heard about him in years.

01:36:47.460 I would like to get to meet him.

01:36:48.600 Yeah.

01:36:49.100 He's one guy that walked by me one time and I was very, very starstruck.

01:36:51.680 Really?

01:36:52.120 Yeah.

01:36:52.760 I've been in the same room with him twice.

01:36:54.280 I didn't even go.

01:36:54.660 I'm like, when I'm a fan of somebody, I get too scared to even, like, talk to them.

01:36:57.660 I don't even say anything to them.

01:36:58.980 Oh, yeah.

01:36:59.460 I just let him walk right by me.

01:37:00.400 But he's such a legend.

01:37:01.560 I love him.

01:37:02.100 He has this great movie, Beer League, that came out in, like, 2006 he made.

01:37:05.080 One of my favorite comedies ever.

01:37:06.660 And not many people know about it.

01:37:07.980 It's awesome.

01:37:08.400 What's it called again?

01:37:09.060 It's called Beer League.

01:37:09.780 It's a softball movie.

01:37:10.900 Him and Ralph Macchio.

01:37:11.920 And they're just these dudes in Jersey.

01:37:13.240 They have a softball theme.

01:37:14.500 It's like my dad and all his friends loved it.

01:37:15.860 All my friends love it.

01:37:16.620 It's a hilarious movie.

01:37:19.240 And, yeah, one of my favorites.

01:37:20.880 I love Vardy Lang.

01:37:22.060 Wow.

01:37:22.420 That's cool.

01:37:22.820 Have you ever met Howard Stern?

01:37:24.580 No.

01:37:25.340 Yeah, me neither.

01:37:25.960 No.

01:37:26.640 I think he's, like, still in his basement.

01:37:28.820 Yeah.

01:37:29.060 Because he stopped doing his show for so long in person.

01:37:31.520 He was, like, living in his basement for, like, three years because of COVID.

01:37:34.000 That's wicked.

01:37:35.280 Yeah, this will be for 4th of July.

01:37:37.060 I have to pee really quick.

01:37:37.720 Do you?

01:37:38.280 I wouldn't mind peeing.

01:37:39.540 Okay.

01:37:39.740 Yeah, do you think you had a, um, and we just peed.

01:37:44.160 We both peed.

01:37:44.640 We did.

01:37:45.400 Dude, I had freaking.

01:37:47.040 Penis hurts?

01:37:47.880 Yeah.

01:37:48.420 That may not be good.

01:37:49.320 And you've been doing that.

01:37:51.380 Touch, touch, touch.

01:37:53.780 So, feel bad about that a little bit.

01:37:56.940 Ah.

01:37:59.600 Whatever, man.

01:38:00.580 Yeah, how was your, you ever had a great 4th of July that you really like?

01:38:03.420 A great 4th of July?

01:38:05.120 I mean, honestly, this is going to sound sappy, but I love just hanging out with my pals.

01:38:08.440 Like, I got great friends.

01:38:09.500 I love hanging out with them.

01:38:10.280 My buddies, my best friend Johnny's grandpa used to do a sick 4th of July party every year.

01:38:15.600 And he has, like, a really nice house, like, on the water on Long Island.

01:38:17.740 He would get, like, a professional oyster shucker.

01:38:20.400 Uh-uh.

01:38:20.840 Like, cigar cutters.

01:38:22.220 I think there was a Frank Sinatra impersonator one year.

01:38:24.220 Of course.

01:38:24.700 I'm pretty sure there was one year.

01:38:26.640 There was, and he's got his boat going on there.

01:38:28.280 Just hanging out on the water with the boys.

01:38:30.060 Yeah.

01:38:30.500 That's good enough for me.

01:38:31.420 That's a real, real good day for me.

01:38:32.920 That is a great day.

01:38:33.880 Yeah.

01:38:34.180 Some drink right on the water.

01:38:35.060 Just some drinks.

01:38:35.680 Like, truly, I do think I'm happiest in my life when I'm having a few drinks and just

01:38:40.140 in the water, just floating in the water.

01:38:41.960 It's the greatest.

01:38:43.340 And any 4th of July could do that.

01:38:44.960 It's nice.

01:38:45.460 Just pool, friends, family.

01:38:47.420 Yeah.

01:38:47.580 Do you remember when we went to Jimmy John's summer camp last year and we got to just sit

01:38:50.620 in that place?

01:38:51.580 You guys were having some drinks in that circle.

01:38:53.420 Oh, dude.

01:38:53.660 We sat in that thing for, like, five hours.

01:38:55.900 That was so nice, dude.

01:38:57.680 That was, like, that's my ideal day.

01:38:59.300 Just sitting in the water is, like, I'm trying to picture how we could even describe it.

01:39:03.200 It was, like, a disc, it was a disc float and then in the netting is, like, where we sit.

01:39:08.320 So, it was almost like an aquatic pouch that we were sitting in.

01:39:11.060 Yes.

01:39:11.400 And we just laid in there for five hours, like, literally all day.

01:39:14.320 And it was fantastic.

01:39:15.840 It's like a kiddie pool that'll kind of, that's bigger than that, though.

01:39:18.340 It's, like, stronger sides and it'll kind of float around in a lake or something.

01:39:21.460 You can just sit in there.

01:39:22.180 That was also the first time I jet skied was with you.

01:39:24.020 I remember that.

01:39:25.200 I was very scared.

01:39:26.560 I'm really worried about jet skiing because if I fall off the jet ski, I'm scared I won't be able to get back up.

01:39:30.700 And then I'm just going to be stuck in the lake, which I don't want to do.

01:39:33.660 But that was my first time ever jet skiing.

01:39:35.600 Dang, that's crazy, man.

01:39:37.600 It's a freeing experience.

01:39:38.600 They go fast.

01:39:39.840 They go real fast.

01:39:40.600 They go way, first of all, way too fast.

01:39:44.180 Exactly.

01:39:44.800 And I'm a pussy.

01:39:45.480 Like, I can't do stuff that fast.

01:39:47.500 I'm horrible at that.

01:39:48.500 Like, I'm really scared of falling off the jet ski.

01:39:51.040 So, I don't know if I'll do it again this year.

01:39:52.680 I probably will.

01:39:53.600 Yeah, I don't think I'm a pussy.

01:39:54.260 I just don't think that I'm a – I'm also not a, like, magician or, like, a televangelist or whatever it is.

01:40:01.180 Like, you know, I'm not like a – what are they called?

01:40:04.640 Like, I'm not like a punt returner of those guys.

01:40:06.540 You know what I'm saying?

01:40:06.840 It's like –

01:40:07.140 You were spinning around on that thing.

01:40:09.140 Well, yeah.

01:40:09.680 You were making – you were hustling.

01:40:11.320 You were on the other end of the lake before I even moved.

01:40:15.220 You were buzzing.

01:40:16.680 It gets going, dude.

01:40:17.700 You were in Minnesota.

01:40:18.760 We started in Wisconsin.

01:40:19.880 Yeah, definitely, dude.

01:40:21.340 I was crossing state lines on that thing.

01:40:23.580 You really were.

01:40:24.260 It was impressive.

01:40:25.040 You could hear the walleye getting nervous, brother.

01:40:28.600 Yeah, I'm trying to think of a good – oh, dude, I remember this 4th of July when I was a kid.

01:40:32.800 So, this 4th of July, I had went to my friend.

01:40:36.120 His parents took me to their – they had a beach.

01:40:41.320 They had, like, rented a place in Orange Beach or something down there in Alabama.

01:40:44.040 And it was, like, if you grew up in the South, like, if you went to Florida or Alabama, like, Orange Beach, any of those places, like, Panama City, if you went to one of those places, that was, like, going to the beach, dude.

01:40:55.100 It was, like, very nice.

01:40:56.360 So, anyway, I went, and they had blueberries.

01:40:59.400 I'd never had blueberries.

01:41:00.380 I'd never seen blueberries, right?

01:41:01.880 So, I was probably – I'm probably 13 years old, right?

01:41:05.780 I'd seen, like, blueberry muffin, but I didn't know you could just have blueberries, like, by themselves, like, freelance, like, just, like, a little square, like, a small rectangle thing of just completely naked blueberries.

01:41:17.340 Independent blueberries, yeah, yeah.

01:41:18.200 Yes.

01:41:19.060 I got you.

01:41:20.020 Independent blueberries, and I'd never – and I tried a couple of them, and I was, like, oh, my God, they're so good.

01:41:26.160 So, I ate probably two of these little cagefuls of blueberries, right?

01:41:30.480 Nice.

01:41:31.860 So, later, I am – I was, like, oh, I'll just sleep out on the balcony, right, because I didn't want to sleep inside because there was a lot of people standing over there.

01:41:38.060 They had, like, family, friends and stuff, and I started getting, like – I don't even know how to say it, like, pretty much, like, diarrhea or something.

01:41:45.800 Blue diarrhea.

01:41:46.820 I mean, I got – like, my stomach had never had this before, and so it was, like, it loved it, but it also had way too much.

01:41:52.780 I had probably – I bet I probably had 440 blueberries.

01:41:56.320 So, dude, I was in – I ended up just tiring off this balcony, like, at a siding because it was just flying out of my body.

01:42:05.160 Off the balcony?

01:42:05.800 Yeah, just misting off of this balcony, dude.

01:42:07.980 There was nothing else I could do, and I had to wash my legs with, like, a towel and a thing of water, and, like, it was horrible, dude.

01:42:13.620 Are you – can you eat blueberries now, or did that kill blueberries for you?

01:42:16.420 No, I mean, it took me a while to get back, you know, to get back around to them, but, you know, it was kind of like – you know, yeah, at some point I gave them a second chance, but that was, like, one of the craziest things that were happening, I remember, was on 4th of July.

01:42:31.300 Because I remember that some of them had been used to make, like, the 4th of – the cake, the 4th of July cake.

01:42:37.060 They'd been used for the stars on the, like, cake.

01:42:39.840 Yes, when people do that.

01:42:40.740 Yeah.

01:42:41.060 Absolutely.

01:42:41.860 Interesting thing.

01:42:43.120 Yeah, blue bears, I don't know how I feel about them, but 4th of July, great day.

01:42:46.680 It still made me nervous, dude.

01:42:48.220 I remember it was happening so fast, I had to, like, kind of – I was laying on my side, and the balcony rails were going up, up and down, you know what I'm saying?

01:42:56.640 Yeah, yeah.

01:42:56.820 I had to, like, hold on to one of the rails with both of my hands, dude.

01:43:00.660 And you had to, like, stick your ass through one of the holes?

01:43:02.860 Yeah, or, like, try – yeah, just get it close.

01:43:04.720 It was horrible.

01:43:05.800 Oh, it feels so bad.

01:43:06.940 And there was, like, a night security guy down there or whatever, like, every now and then his flashlight would shine up.

01:43:12.620 I'm like, dude, what are you, shining your flashlight up here?

01:43:16.420 Like, a bunch of, like – like, you're getting attacked by, like, a big shit bat or whatever.

01:43:20.620 Yeah, what a bad day for him.

01:43:21.960 You're going to make him deport himself.

01:43:24.380 Oh, dude.

01:43:25.180 He was very old.

01:43:26.260 I bet he didn't even notice.

01:43:27.480 Yeah, especially – I mean, if you're a security guard in Panama City Beach, you've seen worse.

01:43:30.680 And it was, like, 300 feet of distance between me and him.

01:43:34.140 So if anything, he was getting, like, a – like, a dusting, like, something you'd put on French toast, you know?

01:43:40.440 Yeah, that's the worst, man.

01:43:41.440 I hate having to poop.

01:43:43.180 So annoying.

01:43:44.060 Well, I thought the other day, what if we didn't have to poop?

01:43:45.860 Like, I know it's, like, a side effect of being alive or whatever.

01:43:48.060 Or – but imagine if we didn't, you could eat as much as you want.

01:43:52.260 Or if it never left your body, you could only have a couple things in your whole life because it would build up too much.

01:43:58.540 Ooh.

01:43:59.620 And carry around the whole life.

01:44:01.020 I would need – I'd rather poop, but I would need to eat.

01:44:02.940 I need to have all of that.

01:44:04.880 But just so much anxiety, like, when you're out at a restaurant or something, yeah, I got to do this.

01:44:09.480 Oh, yeah.

01:44:10.320 What's so scary – like, my body usually lets me know if I have to poop when I'm at home.

01:44:16.940 Oh, really?

01:44:18.040 I think so.

01:44:18.860 Nice.

01:44:19.420 Like, I recently only – the last few years, I've only become one that can poop in public.

01:44:25.860 I've always been a home pooper.

01:44:27.360 Yeah.

01:44:27.720 But now I've learned to do outside as well.

01:44:30.780 Wow.

01:44:31.300 Yeah.

01:44:31.620 Not outside, but, like –

01:44:32.940 And do you remember the first place you ever vacationed or whatever?

01:44:36.860 Ooh, first vacation?

01:44:38.480 No, that you took a poop outside of me.

01:44:40.360 Oh.

01:44:40.880 I'm not saying outside.

01:44:41.660 I'm just saying, like, outside the home.

01:44:42.460 Oh, yeah, that you took a poop outside of the home, right?

01:44:44.440 Sometimes, yeah.

01:44:45.240 The first place you took, like, a little –

01:44:47.340 Like, I'm always fine with, like, hotel.

01:44:49.000 I mean, like, I got, like, a restaurant at a gas station.

01:44:50.880 I think it was, like, a gas station in Alabama.

01:44:52.740 We were doing some sort of road trip for – it was called Barstow vs. America.

01:44:56.640 And it was, like, a 10-city road trip.

01:44:58.680 And we were on RVs, so literally we had to.

01:45:00.880 So that was when I learned how to do it.

01:45:02.320 It was, like, but Backwoods, Alabama gas station.

01:45:04.540 And it was kind of – it was fine.

01:45:06.180 We got through it.

01:45:07.100 You know?

01:45:07.340 Yeah.

01:45:07.720 Not poop shame.

01:45:09.180 No.

01:45:09.900 Yeah, I think especially, like, you just have to realize that everybody's doing it, you know?

01:45:13.860 You have – you really, really do.

01:45:15.640 But –

01:45:16.120 It's kind of crazy that everybody's doing it.

01:45:18.740 I still don't believe it.

01:45:20.520 You know?

01:45:21.140 Thank you.

01:45:21.560 It's crazy.

01:45:22.180 Yeah, it's just as crazy as thinking that 260 million chickens are killed each day.

01:45:26.480 It's – it's – I do like to do it, though.

01:45:28.840 It's awesome.

01:45:29.480 But I never think of anyone else doing it, you know?

01:45:31.580 Like, maybe one night, me and you were at dinner one night.

01:45:33.260 And let's say – go to the bathroom for five minutes.

01:45:35.640 Is he freshening up or is he pooping?

01:45:38.360 Yeah.

01:45:38.680 I don't know.

01:45:39.380 Well, the craziest thing is if you, like, say you go, like, if you have to – if you

01:45:45.480 try to poop at a high speed because you don't want people to think you're in there doing

01:45:50.080 a number two, right?

01:45:50.900 Exactly.

01:45:51.480 That is very taxing on the system, I think.

01:45:55.000 Look that up.

01:45:55.880 Is it even okay to kind of shit at high speed or whatever?

01:45:59.480 Yeah, I need to, like, chill for a few minutes.

01:46:01.100 I can't – it's very hard to get in and out.

01:46:02.900 I need to chill.

01:46:03.800 Well, yeah, because if you – like, pooping fast, meaning having a bowel movement quickly,

01:46:08.460 is not inherently bad.

01:46:11.000 In fact, it can be a sign of a healthy digestive system as long as it's not accompanied by

01:46:15.220 discomfort or other concerning symptoms.

01:46:19.080 Normal transit time.

01:46:20.020 A bowel movement should ideally take a couple of minutes with minimal straining.

01:46:23.740 Okay.

01:46:24.260 But right.

01:46:25.000 But okay.

01:46:25.380 Then how long does it take to urinate in a restaurant or whatever?

01:46:29.620 I'm going to say two minutes.

01:46:31.780 But that – the pooping just said – let me see.

01:46:34.300 15 to 30 seconds to empty their bladder.

01:46:36.620 What?

01:46:38.020 Where'd you get your bladder from, dude?

01:46:39.920 It's like an Austin Powers-esque pee.

01:46:41.600 Yeah.

01:46:41.780 30 seconds is a lot of pee.

01:46:43.520 And I'm trying to pee more.

01:46:44.960 30 seconds is a lot of pee?

01:46:46.340 You think it's less?

01:46:47.300 That's not – dude, I will – I blatantly – I casually will piss for fucking 70 seconds.

01:46:53.980 I just heard you.

01:46:54.560 You had a nice dream.

01:46:55.720 I'll – that was nothing.

01:46:56.580 You had a great – that was a nice dream for like a few minutes.

01:46:58.340 That was nothing.

01:46:59.040 I could still cry after that.

01:47:00.420 I could pee so much that I can't cry for an hour.

01:47:02.940 Really?

01:47:03.460 Oh.

01:47:03.680 I'm a quick peer then, I think.

01:47:05.480 I'll put it all out.

01:47:06.640 I don't even – I'm very – I love to, I think, pee.

01:47:09.200 And so I won't even wear underpants that are really tight anymore because I don't want

01:47:12.960 that added outside influence.

01:47:15.160 Mm-hmm.

01:47:15.920 All natural.

01:47:17.040 Yeah, because it'll kind of like tighten around your bladder, you know?

01:47:19.140 Mm-hmm.

01:47:19.580 I don't like that.

01:47:20.460 I like to pee as God wants as I want.

01:47:22.380 You ever done a poop on a plane?

01:47:26.120 Sure I have.

01:47:27.440 Not one that stands up.

01:47:28.880 It's just so compartmentalized you literally feel like you're playing hide and go seek

01:47:32.740 and having a shit at the same time.

01:47:34.140 Yeah.

01:47:35.080 Because, you know, you're just kind of like –

01:47:36.420 Yeah, you were talking about pooping at a high speed.

01:47:37.780 That's what came into my brain immediately.

01:47:39.460 Ooh.

01:47:39.480 It was that – you're going 400 miles an hour.

01:47:42.220 That's a top speed.

01:47:43.160 It's about as fast as you could go in the world.

01:47:46.340 That's crazy.

01:47:47.060 It is crazy.

01:47:47.900 Planes are crazy.

01:47:49.260 It's so – I don't even let myself think about planes because they're so – even planes

01:47:54.720 now are crazy.

01:47:55.660 How did someone even come up with the idea for a plane?

01:47:58.160 How did the Wright brothers even do that?

01:48:00.580 Yeah.

01:48:01.180 In like – what did they make it in?

01:48:02.320 Like 1920?

01:48:03.820 It was fun.

01:48:04.860 But the planes were shitty.

01:48:05.680 A lot of people died right out of the gate.

01:48:07.680 I'm assuming so.

01:48:08.660 Like there were like seven Wright brothers and we only know about two of them.

01:48:10.740 Is that actually true?

01:48:11.680 Right there.

01:48:13.000 Right there.

01:48:14.120 1903?

01:48:16.060 Yeah.

01:48:16.880 So why did someone – why did people even get on the Titanic if there were planes in nine

01:48:21.000 years before?

01:48:22.200 I don't know.

01:48:22.640 That's a great question, dude.

01:48:25.040 Oh, my God.

01:48:27.140 That was nine years before the Titanic.

01:48:29.500 Yeah.

01:48:29.900 That's unreal.

01:48:31.380 If you just hold out one more year and there would be a decent flight over there.

01:48:35.160 Wait.

01:48:35.360 Can you just look up the first transcontinental flight?

01:48:38.080 Because now I need to see when we finally cross the road.

01:48:40.080 I was probably flying right above the Titanic, dude.

01:48:42.640 That's so – you know what's another weird, crazy thing to think about?

01:48:45.900 You know, the Hindenburg?

01:48:46.940 That was a blimp.

01:48:47.980 That just came here from Germany.

01:48:49.440 They blimped from Germany.

01:48:52.740 1911.

01:48:53.480 Wow.

01:48:53.800 This was before the Titanic.

01:48:54.380 The first transcontinental flight over across the United States was made by Caldwell Perry

01:48:59.840 Rogers in 1911, taking 49 days with numerous stops and crashes.

01:49:05.960 That doesn't sound like it was a successful flight.

01:49:07.640 Like, we had – it took 49 days to get there, dude.

01:49:11.860 You let her see Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn.

01:49:14.080 Wow.

01:49:14.580 Anything taking off out of Brooklyn is questionable, dude.

01:49:17.540 Yeah.

01:49:18.140 There's a lot of Haitians over there in the park these days at Williamsburg.

01:49:20.740 There's a reason both airports are in Queens, Lombardia and JFK.

01:49:24.060 Oh, there's a lot of Haitians selling sex in the park over there that Biden let in.

01:49:28.300 That's what I heard.

01:49:29.180 I believe it.

01:49:30.160 Oh, man.

01:49:30.760 That's a fun fact.

01:49:33.180 Oh, yeah.

01:49:33.780 I just saw this the other day.

01:49:35.460 Wi-Fi routers now tracking motion.

01:49:39.000 Xfinity's new feature.

01:49:40.300 Since the start of the year, Xfinity, a major Comcast brand for telecommunication services

01:49:46.240 in America, has been notifying users about a useful new feature, Wi-Fi motion.

01:49:51.980 It allows turning internet devices into motion sensors that monitor movement at home.

01:49:57.660 I believe – I believe it.

01:49:59.620 The other day I was in one of those Waymos.

01:50:02.000 You ever been to Waymo yet?

01:50:03.680 No, I've been in that.

01:50:04.500 The self-driving cars.

01:50:05.460 I was in one in Santa Monica.

01:50:07.720 And they have sensors around them that literally the screen in the car, it not only tracks

01:50:13.720 the cars around you, it tracks the people on the street.

01:50:16.460 So like if you're at a stop sign and people are crossing the street, you see little tiny

01:50:20.360 people on the map crossing.

01:50:22.060 It mimics their movements.

01:50:24.180 I guess it must be some sort of the same technology as that.

01:50:26.160 It's fucking terrifying.

01:50:28.040 Yeah, that sounds super terrifying.

01:50:30.040 They have that too in Teslas where you can see the people.

01:50:32.660 And even if it's a guy with dreadlocks up, you see that.

01:50:35.180 It's kind of crazy.

01:50:35.840 Like if it's a person carrying a bag or something.

01:50:38.300 But if the idea – like I guess what are the concerns about this?

01:50:40.900 It says how does it sense motion?

01:50:42.920 Wi-Fi signals travel between the router and other devices and anything between them can

01:50:47.180 disrupt the signal.

01:50:48.500 Wi-Fi signals bounce around and the sensing area is not a straight line but an oval between

01:50:53.160 the two devices.

01:50:54.420 So it's like if you pass – like it will just be able to know where you are in your

01:50:59.300 home.

01:50:59.700 That seems really scary.

01:51:01.200 I guess it could kind of maybe be good for – not health reasons but if people suddenly

01:51:06.520 die.

01:51:07.320 Like if they stop moving out of the blue, maybe they could pick that up.

01:51:10.720 That's a good point.

01:51:11.420 You know?

01:51:11.740 Like if someone trips and falls or something like an old person can't get up, like at

01:51:15.740 least notify maybe.

01:51:17.000 That would be a good thing.

01:51:18.140 But how many people are going to forget this as this even happens?

01:51:21.020 They probably have it activated already in their homes.

01:51:23.480 They don't even know it.

01:51:24.160 And then there's some dude at a back hall center somewhere outside of Toledo and he's

01:51:31.540 just watching some hologram lonely dude just jerk off for like this 600th time.

01:51:37.500 He's watching the silhouette just go up and down.

01:51:40.880 I mean –

01:51:41.620 Let him have fun.

01:51:42.500 I know.

01:51:43.440 Let the boys eat.

01:51:45.140 But – and then he streams that to like India or some other country where they – and

01:51:49.620 then you're basically being live streamed.

01:51:51.840 The hologram of you is being live streamed out.

01:51:55.180 It's just like – I don't know.

01:51:56.460 Everything's just getting too crazy, dude.

01:51:58.740 Yeah.

01:51:59.240 Technology, I'm out on it.

01:52:01.020 I'm not a big fan of it.

01:52:02.160 Yeah.

01:52:02.280 I mean it's scary.

01:52:03.760 Like we just had to wear these metaglasses.

01:52:06.740 We wore metaglasses to the UFC fight.

01:52:08.980 That's what we were doing there.

01:52:09.880 It was great.

01:52:10.340 But the technology on them are – it's unbelievable what it does.

01:52:13.000 It's crazy.

01:52:14.300 Like they were telling us there's a feature that it could – like if you were talking

01:52:18.440 Spanish to me right now, it could translate it in my ear to me.

01:52:21.540 Yeah.

01:52:21.840 That's wild.

01:52:23.120 It's crazy.

01:52:24.680 The stuff that people are making is crazy.

01:52:26.920 I mean you have a Cybertruck.

01:52:27.800 That must be – you still have that, right?

01:52:29.100 That must be insane.

01:52:30.100 Oh, it's like driving it down.

01:52:31.160 I mean dude, it's faster than an email sometimes.

01:52:34.100 Would you floor that thing?

01:52:36.420 It's like dude, you feel like literally you could send an email, run, get in it, and

01:52:40.380 drive to a place that you emailed and see if you got there right for you.

01:52:43.360 And then intercept the email?

01:52:44.260 Yeah.

01:52:44.760 It's crazy.

01:52:45.940 It's something.

01:52:46.300 Yeah.

01:52:46.660 It's like you could fucking land in somebody's inbox before a JPEG for sure.

01:52:52.620 Yeah.

01:52:53.000 But I think it's all just scary.

01:52:54.280 And there's no protection for us.

01:52:55.560 That's the scariest thing.

01:52:56.560 There's like – I don't think our government wants to protect us at all.

01:53:00.260 Yeah.

01:53:00.500 The AI stuff too.

01:53:02.220 AI is getting to the point where the new villain in Mission Impossible is AI.

01:53:06.200 That's literally the villain in the new Mission Impossible.

01:53:08.120 Really?

01:53:09.140 So I watched the last one.

01:53:10.400 I haven't seen the new one yet.

01:53:11.060 I watched the last one I'm playing.

01:53:12.460 And the villain – because it's a two-part movie.

01:53:14.160 This is the second part that just came out.

01:53:15.420 The villain is AI.

01:53:16.900 It's literally an AI villain.

01:53:18.540 Like what do you mean when he's an AI villain?

01:53:20.000 Like he's a – what do you mean by that?

01:53:21.920 It was –

01:53:22.960 Like he's a computer?

01:53:24.080 Yeah.

01:53:24.520 So the first scene – I think it's these guys on a – these army guys on a submarine.

01:53:28.820 And there's this – I think it was maybe the Russians or something.

01:53:32.420 They made this AI system and the system overrides it and like becomes its own entity and like kill – like they're sending out a missile and then the system sends the missile back into them.

01:53:42.160 So all those dudes die and then it's like – it's this AI thing.

01:53:45.300 It's like an AI monster.

01:53:47.000 Wow.

01:53:47.180 It's wild.

01:53:49.200 Fuck.

01:53:49.660 To the point where it's a Mission Impossible villain.

01:53:51.540 Oh, it's – dude, it's getting to the point where all these like – all like these like tech guys, right?

01:53:55.880 They're all like trying to platform – like I think they're all going to – they want to put chips in it.

01:54:00.260 It's all going to get to the point where we – they all own us and we're – they use us as their robot.

01:54:07.040 That's what's starting that – like that's where I believe that things kind of seem like they're going because you have a few tech companies.

01:54:13.800 They're going to start to own everything.

01:54:15.780 So we're all going to be – and they do too many insane things.

01:54:20.200 Like my buddy Tommy, Tommy Smokes, this great guy, he fucking puts in obituaries for me on AI and they send out like an obituary for myself.

01:54:28.280 It's terrifying.

01:54:29.080 I don't want to see my obituary.

01:54:30.580 When does it say – when does it happen?

01:54:32.500 They had me doing – I forgot what it was.

01:54:35.720 It was – it was something in Vegas though.

01:54:38.040 What month?

01:54:38.540 Oh, you died in Vegas?

01:54:39.580 No, that was – it was like – oh, it was found in his hotel in Vegas, I think.

01:54:43.100 And it's like I'll send it to you.

01:54:44.620 He sent it to me.

01:54:45.280 They made a long huge obituary.

01:54:46.920 Damn.

01:54:47.380 For myself.

01:54:48.320 January, that's when I want to go.

01:54:49.820 Not this January.

01:54:51.280 Yeah, because it's always a tough month kind of.

01:54:53.320 I feel like a lot has been fun and then you're kind of figuring out the new year.

01:54:56.740 It's a big football month.

01:54:58.160 That's a good point.

01:54:59.720 I think the worst month, which I wouldn't mind going, I'd like to enjoy a summer.

01:55:04.280 So maybe – I don't really know.

01:55:05.520 I love every month.

01:55:06.580 Yeah, you're right.

01:55:07.400 It's hard to find a bad month.

01:55:08.860 Maybe April?

01:55:11.600 April's kind of – yeah.

01:55:12.660 I think you're right.

01:55:13.740 There's not much happening in April.

01:55:14.680 Yeah, we're waiting for the next thing.

01:55:16.140 February.

01:55:16.380 Oh, how's the new whip, man, from OnlyStands?

01:55:19.980 Didn't you get a new car?

01:55:20.720 Yeah, well, it lives at Caleb's.

01:55:22.260 It's Caleb's, but I gave it to Caleb.

01:55:24.900 Well, it's this – so it's literally a – it's a moak.

01:55:27.840 So it's like a baby between a Jeep and a golf cart, basically.

01:55:31.060 Okay.

01:55:31.440 So it's a little tiny car and the lovely lady lives in Florida.

01:55:36.140 That guy to form me, Bryce Adams.

01:55:37.800 So I originally was planning on – I originally was planning on driving it back to Caleb's

01:55:43.740 and just leaving it at Caleb's.

01:55:44.860 And then you can't even drive on the highway with it.

01:55:46.980 I didn't realize, like, how slow it is.

01:55:49.080 It's, like, only goes 25 miles an hour.

01:55:50.680 So driving from her house to Caleb's house would have taken legitimately probably, like,

01:55:54.200 eight hours.

01:55:55.300 And it's just super slow.

01:55:57.100 It's very slow, but it's awesome.

01:55:58.920 It's a little moak.

01:55:59.400 Honestly, me and Caleb have not been in Delray in so long.

01:56:02.260 I haven't been able to drive it in a while.

01:56:04.340 But, yeah, it lives at Caleb's house now.

01:56:06.060 So this girl really just bought that for you?

01:56:07.860 Yeah.

01:56:08.440 It was pretty awesome.

01:56:09.360 It was definitely pretty awesome.

01:56:10.580 And it's always been one of my dreams to own those things.

01:56:12.240 Like, they're so sick.

01:56:13.500 Like, the one problem is I definitely underestimated how slow they are.

01:56:16.240 They're very slow.

01:56:17.260 But driving around in it, driving around Delray Beach in it, put some tunes on, it's a fantastic

01:56:21.640 little vibe.

01:56:22.260 Go to the beach.

01:56:23.060 I've gone to the beach with it twice so far, and it's fantastic.

01:56:26.600 But, yeah, there's really no way I could even get it to New York.

01:56:28.520 I don't even know how I would go about getting it to home.

01:56:30.320 And it wouldn't play well at home.

01:56:32.100 Because we have a great little beach town by us, but I'm like 20 minutes from the beach.

01:56:34.820 So I can't even bring it there.

01:56:35.880 So I think leaving it at Caleb's is perfect.

01:56:37.260 And then whenever I'm in Delray, I can enjoy it and play with it.

01:56:39.900 And it's amazing.

01:56:40.720 And it's a beautiful, beautiful car.

01:56:42.920 I love it.

01:56:43.200 Yeah, it's really neat looking.

01:56:44.060 It looks like kind of a G-Wagon kind of, but it's like a small G-Wagon.

01:56:46.560 Yeah.

01:56:47.100 My one problem, though, is I couldn't figure out the seats for the longest time.

01:56:49.660 So I was driving around very uncomfortably.

01:56:51.040 I was like scrunched up in the middle of it.

01:56:52.400 Yeah.

01:56:52.720 Now I eventually figured it out, though.

01:56:53.880 And it's awesome.

01:56:54.560 I've got Bluetooth hooked up in there.

01:56:56.220 It's a great vibe.

01:56:57.160 It's just a good vibe for sure.

01:56:58.780 But then they'll be able to own it.

01:57:00.160 Dude, in a couple of, like, in a year from now, say you want to go somewhere, but then the AI decides you can't.

01:57:06.120 No.

01:57:06.520 They're like, nah, come back.

01:57:07.920 You're out.

01:57:08.540 If you're working one hour, you have to.

01:57:10.900 I'm just, like, that's what starts to scare me.

01:57:12.800 You think I'm being scared too much, Glenny?

01:57:14.940 I don't think you're being scared.

01:57:16.200 I mean, everyone freaks out about AI.

01:57:17.580 AI is terrible.

01:57:18.240 Like, when you have this entity of a computer that could be its own being, it's scary.

01:57:24.480 Like, the other day, actually, I was walking around in Santa Monica.

01:57:26.060 I walked past a Tesla store, and they had the robot in the window.

01:57:28.640 Mm-mm.

01:57:29.440 And it was creepy to see.

01:57:30.480 Like, that's movie shit.

01:57:31.780 That's movie shit.

01:57:32.540 You don't see movie shit in real life.

01:57:34.100 Seeing that robot in that window was terrifying.

01:57:37.520 Yeah.

01:57:38.420 I don't need robots.

01:57:39.680 Yeah, just like, God, I thought we were having a decent time, and everything's fucking getting weird sometimes.

01:57:43.380 I just don't understand.

01:57:44.300 And some people have the robots, like, in their house.

01:57:46.300 I don't know if I could live in a house with a robot.

01:57:48.060 How could you live in a house with a robot?

01:57:49.640 You know it's listening.

01:57:50.780 The fucking Wi-Fi is now listening.

01:57:52.100 The Wi-Fi now knows where you're moving around.

01:57:55.220 Could you imagine waking up one night, middle of the night, and it's just in your room?

01:57:59.560 It's just there.

01:58:01.160 The robot's in there?

01:58:01.960 Yeah, I'm saying.

01:58:02.500 I'm saying.

01:58:02.800 Imagine that.

01:58:03.220 And it's been sitting up smoking.

01:58:04.140 Imagine you wake up.

01:58:05.080 It's had three A&W root beers, and you're like, where are you?

01:58:08.240 Wow.

01:58:08.460 Yeah, it's an abusive robot.

01:58:10.100 Yeah.

01:58:11.000 No, I can't.

01:58:11.500 And it's upset about it because it lost at the freaking horse track.

01:58:15.520 You know what I'm saying?

01:58:17.240 There's just so many that you're like, what is going to happen?

01:58:21.100 I'm out.

01:58:21.580 I'm out.

01:58:22.560 I think we're good, though.

01:58:23.900 But the robots.

01:58:25.320 I don't know.

01:58:25.640 We're good.

01:58:26.100 I think our lifetime may.

01:58:27.180 I think we'll be good with the robots.

01:58:29.920 I'm thinking like 200 years down the line would maybe be like when they're in society, kind of.

01:58:33.480 I'm just scared, man.

01:58:34.580 And even like that Xfinity thing, say like that they can know where you're at in your home, right?

01:58:39.500 Just so they know, right?

01:58:40.960 And you're right.

01:58:41.380 If you're an old person, you fall in immediately.

01:58:43.100 Yeah, I think that's one immediate pro.

01:58:44.460 Right.

01:58:45.060 That thing is great.

01:58:46.460 But if you are – you don't want to go to work, right?

01:58:50.620 And you say you're sick, but you're not.

01:58:52.060 You're just at home building like one of those houses, a car, doing some fun thing, doing a puzzle or something.

01:58:58.380 And they're like, we know you're not sick.

01:59:00.680 You know what I'm saying?

01:59:01.020 Like it could get to that point where it's just like you can't even lie, you know?

01:59:05.300 It would be nice to not be able to lie, but it's also fun to be able to just make a puzzle sometimes or be by yourself.

01:59:10.040 Yeah, we kind of have Wi-Fi ratting on us.

01:59:11.460 That's when it crosses the line.

01:59:12.040 That's what you would have.

01:59:12.660 Yeah, I don't want Wi-Fi ratting on us.

01:59:15.200 No.

01:59:15.480 You got to be able to do what's in the comfort of your own home in the comfort of your own home without the Wi-Fi checking us out.

01:59:21.660 Yeah.

01:59:22.200 Or if you said a bad word or something, it would report you.

01:59:24.880 Ooh.

01:59:26.460 I'm down on it.

01:59:27.320 Someone said **** in the 400 block.

01:59:31.020 In the 400 block of Long Island.

01:59:33.600 Hey, what happened to that Long Island serial killer?

01:59:36.540 You ever crossed paths with him?

01:59:37.640 No, but he legitimately – so my best friend Johnny, he lives around the block from him.

01:59:42.840 Literally, the house was around the block.

01:59:44.060 It's 20 minutes from my house.

01:59:45.480 My favorite Cajun restaurant is – he's right next to my favorite Cajun restaurant.

01:59:49.220 This place, Big Daddy's, he's four minutes from.

01:59:52.640 So it's terrifying to think about.

01:59:54.060 He was doing – I just watched a three-part documentary on it that came out last week.

01:59:56.960 He was just doing like a New York City commute every single day.

02:00:00.380 I would almost say it's not crazy that me and him have probably been on like the same train together or something before because he was doing the – I'm on that same train line and he was doing the commute to and from New York for 20 years.

02:00:11.020 So I would venture to guess we were probably on a train together at some point, which is very, very scary to think about.

02:00:16.260 He's 20 minutes from my house and that documentary is – it was on Peacock, I think.

02:00:20.580 It was a very, very, very interesting watch.

02:00:22.620 The Gil-Go Beach serial killer?

02:00:24.000 Yeah, like this is – so where he dumped all these bodies at Gil-Go Beach, this was my COVID drive.

02:00:28.960 Every Friday during COVID, like there was nothing to do.

02:00:31.240 I would just take this ride down the beach.

02:00:33.360 Like it's like a 40-minute drive from my house and I didn't even realize this is where all the bodies are.

02:00:37.560 And it's scary because there's no businesses.

02:00:40.120 There's nothing there.

02:00:40.660 It's really just a beach and a few houses and it's a one-lane highway.

02:00:43.960 And that's where he dumped all those bodies.

02:00:45.880 It's terrifying.

02:00:47.740 That's crazy.

02:00:48.740 It almost like doesn't even cross my brain of how simulated he was into like life.

02:00:55.380 Like I did that drive every Friday during COVID.

02:00:57.860 Right.

02:00:58.160 And imagine you're driving.

02:00:59.240 It's hard enough to even pull over to change a tire or something, like especially on a busy road or something.

02:01:03.080 Yeah, and at night there's got to be – he's got to – I mean he did it.

02:01:04.900 There's probably no one around.

02:01:06.800 And the only thing you're surrounded by is water really because it's a one-lane highway.

02:01:09.800 It's two lanes each way.

02:01:11.040 What a crazy world to live in.

02:01:13.400 Yep.

02:01:14.020 Did you see – I don't know if this is too much dark of a topic, but I've really been keeping up with it.

02:01:17.840 Did you see they – that Koberger guy took a plea deal today?

02:01:22.320 Mm-hmm.

02:01:22.920 So he's not – so he's just not going to get the death penalty.

02:01:25.240 He's just going to go to jail for the rest of your life?

02:01:26.500 Yeah.

02:01:27.960 I'm not a fan of him.

02:01:28.880 I don't like that very much.

02:01:29.760 Oh, I think that's unbelievable.

02:01:30.960 I think that the parents – I think there's a video.

02:01:33.960 They asked the father what he thought about it, one of the parents.

02:01:36.580 Yeah, the parents are definitely mad about it.

02:01:38.880 They are.

02:01:39.480 Yeah, but I actually – I'm – it's hard to say when you're not in that position,

02:01:43.800 but I almost think a life of prison would be worse than death penalty.

02:01:47.840 Oh, well, here's what – I think he's going to get killed in prison pretty quick.

02:01:50.600 I would think so too, and that's way worse than a final score.

02:01:53.620 I mean, I think we're allowed to say I hope he gets killed in prison.

02:01:56.720 I don't like him very much.

02:01:57.760 He's the worst person.

02:01:58.680 Yeah, I believe that.

02:01:59.500 I mean, I'm a proponent of the death penalty.

02:02:02.540 I believe that he – I believe that –

02:02:04.020 because here's the thing.

02:02:05.300 It's like we're wandering around with Satan and pure evil amongst us, right?

02:02:09.680 I know that people make mistakes and things happen, right?

02:02:11.980 That I understand.

02:02:12.980 But sometimes we're wandering around with pure evil, right?

02:02:16.420 And we're like, hey, maybe we should see how pure evil feels on a witness stand for seven years.

02:02:22.740 I don't give a fuck.

02:02:24.000 If it's pure evil, why don't you tell me that, Xfinity?

02:02:28.080 Tell me – just tell me who's pure evil.

02:02:30.800 You know what I'm saying?

02:02:31.540 Yeah.

02:02:31.740 I don't think we would ask AI that because I think it would probably turn immediately on a lot of its creators.

02:02:36.360 That one was about as bad as it gets.

02:02:39.080 I've been keeping up with that for the whole time.

02:02:40.960 I don't know why that really struck with me.

02:02:42.340 The Cobra one?

02:02:43.140 Scary.

02:02:43.640 Oh, it's unbelievable.

02:02:44.400 So terrible.

02:02:45.440 Because so many –

02:02:46.280 And I've seen the pictures of them.

02:02:47.560 Like they're just normal college kids.

02:02:49.860 Yeah.

02:02:50.440 That's like –

02:02:52.040 Just a crazy night out on the town it seemed like.

02:02:54.440 Yeah.

02:02:54.760 Normal Friday, Saturday night, whatever it was.

02:02:57.760 Come home and they're probably all still drunk and then they just wake up and this fucking nut job is here.

02:03:03.200 And the guy looks like a Satan.

02:03:07.080 Like a partner of Satan or buddy of Satan.

02:03:09.820 It's like we keep acting like these people that look like Satan aren't Satan.

02:03:15.440 Like I love how people are like, yeah, that guy looks like he's not doing well.

02:03:18.640 That guy to me looks like a Satan guy.

02:03:21.600 He's horrifying.

02:03:22.720 He's horrifying.

02:03:23.360 He's horrifying.

02:03:24.880 That was –

02:03:25.380 I was –

02:03:25.820 Like it was a –

02:03:26.740 Because he got in there and didn't the DoorDash lady see him?

02:03:31.380 I don't know because I think it's –

02:03:33.280 And it's so terrible too because I don't know who saw him.

02:03:36.480 I think he snuck in and then he went –

02:03:39.300 I don't know which child he went for first.

02:03:41.580 It's so scary.

02:03:43.560 But that was –

02:03:44.200 It was interesting to see how the police did that work because I remember everyone was freaking out.

02:03:47.700 Like where is he?

02:03:48.320 Where is he?

02:03:48.680 Where is he?

02:03:49.140 And meanwhile, they were tracking him for like two weeks, which was awesome.

02:03:52.400 They got him in fucking Pennsylvania.

02:03:54.520 They knew.

02:03:55.600 And he also did a horrible job at it.

02:03:57.080 They were seeing what he was up to.

02:03:58.460 They were trying to get –

02:03:59.220 Yeah.

02:03:59.500 Everyone was like, oh, where is this guy?

02:04:00.740 Where is this guy?

02:04:01.140 And they knew the whole time.

02:04:02.940 And then he –

02:04:03.780 Because he also left that knife sheath there too.

02:04:07.220 That was a creepy story.

02:04:09.080 Because it's so scary because so many times you've gotten home and it's been drunk with your friend.

02:04:12.740 What's going on?

02:04:13.600 You wake up.

02:04:14.140 You don't even know.

02:04:14.820 Things are scary enough you can barely remember.

02:04:16.980 Yeah.

02:04:17.100 And then everyone was freaking out about it because the other two girls that were in there didn't say anything.

02:04:20.540 Like they were, I guess, like caught up in their rooms.

02:04:23.280 They were probably obviously scared shitless.

02:04:24.780 One of them saw him, I think.

02:04:26.220 It's crazy.

02:04:27.640 Yeah.

02:04:27.840 All the little things that happened, man.

02:04:29.420 It's so heartbreaking.

02:04:30.320 Just the pain that the families go through.

02:04:31.820 And then I bet there's a weird part where you want to never have it be in the media.

02:04:37.980 But at the same time, like you almost get addicted to watching the story unfold because you have – it's all that's there of your child still in a weird way.

02:04:47.760 I don't know.

02:04:48.380 That might sound crazy.

02:04:49.100 Does that sound crazy?

02:04:50.460 I don't think so.

02:04:52.300 You're saying about people talking about it in the news.

02:04:54.380 Right.

02:04:54.560 Because you want your child to be alive.

02:04:56.220 Yeah.

02:04:56.300 So it's like the fact that their name is being –

02:04:58.560 And bringing awareness to people about it.

02:05:00.380 It's like, I don't know.

02:05:01.540 Yeah.

02:05:01.780 That was a story that really cut me deep.

02:05:04.740 It was terrifying.

02:05:05.340 I did not like that.

02:05:06.140 Yeah.

02:05:06.600 Obviously.

02:05:07.580 Well, it's just like, yeah.

02:05:08.820 How long do we just live amongst evil and pretend that we – it's not.

02:05:12.600 Dudes like that and the dudes like this year, like the Long Island Gilgo Beach Killer.

02:05:16.300 Yeah.

02:05:16.640 Like we were saying, I would venture to guess I've been on a train with that guy.

02:05:21.100 I would not be shocked.

02:05:22.280 Like if I somehow could look – I could look up our train records, I bet we've been on the same, let's say, train or cross paths.

02:05:29.060 What if you sat there next to him, huh?

02:05:31.460 I actually saw a clip of a girl saying she was on the train.

02:05:34.980 He like came and sat next to her one day and she was like, I remember that guy.

02:05:38.160 And he was like – he said something very weird to her and then she just got off the train.

02:05:40.500 But even thinking about that, like that woman too is like just had a little brush with true evil.

02:05:47.580 It's scary.

02:05:48.260 I met a dude one time who – his mom had rejected the – who was the guy that killed everybody at Florida State?

02:06:00.900 Not Dahmer.

02:06:01.760 Ted Bundy was – I didn't know Ted Bundy was Florida State.

02:06:04.040 Yeah, Ted Bundy.

02:06:04.400 Ted Bundy.

02:06:04.940 At the end of his whole deal, he killed some people at Florida State at a sorority house.

02:06:08.040 I think that's where they – after that they busted him.

02:06:11.140 But somebody had escaped him.

02:06:12.800 Like, dang.

02:06:13.720 Yeah.

02:06:14.120 It's scary to think about.

02:06:14.800 Like even Son of Sam – like I remember my parents – my parents always tell me this in like 1977.

02:06:20.360 They say it was like the summer of Sam.

02:06:21.500 There's a Spike Lee made movie about it even.

02:06:23.580 He – there was one time in the summer it was – the whole city went blacked out and he was like free.

02:06:29.880 People knew there was a serial killer.

02:06:30.900 The whole city had a blackout.

02:06:32.360 And my – like they said they were – the whole city was freaking out because no one knows where he is.

02:06:36.340 No one knows who he is.

02:06:37.680 There's – it's 1977.

02:06:39.220 There's no lights.

02:06:40.300 Like my dad said like him and his friends like walking around with like bats like just like trying to find him.

02:06:44.200 Like you're just going to find the Son of Sam.

02:06:46.120 But yeah, they said that was like one of the scariest days ever.

02:06:48.760 That's so sad.

02:06:49.480 And also crazy to think – this guy, he's 24.

02:06:51.740 He did this when he was 24.

02:06:52.580 You think the guy looks like 24 years old?

02:06:55.300 Yeah.

02:06:55.720 First of all, yeah.

02:06:58.500 If I saw this dude, I would immediately be like, hey, this dude's a serial killer.

02:07:02.660 Yeah, he was a nut.

02:07:03.520 He claimed that.

02:07:04.200 He was like talking to his neighbor's dog and his neighbor's dog made him do it.

02:07:07.200 Yeah.

02:07:07.640 Oh, dude.

02:07:08.120 A lot of times when people are like, God, I think that guy's a serial killer.

02:07:10.280 Well, hey, check it out and see if he is.

02:07:12.140 Okay?

02:07:12.480 You know what I'm saying?

02:07:12.920 Yeah, you should be allowed to investigate a little bit.

02:07:15.280 Yeah.

02:07:15.560 Can Infinity pick that up for us?

02:07:17.420 How about this, Infinity?

02:07:18.520 Tell us where the fucking serial killers are.

02:07:21.520 That would help everybody out way more, you know?

02:07:25.280 So that would be one more bonus of that whole thing.

02:07:27.920 Yeah, that's an interesting thing.

02:07:29.040 Actually, like all seriousness, could that help with crime?

02:07:31.800 A lot, I would assume, right?

02:07:33.200 Oh, well, I think one of the reasons that they're even doing like all this ICE stuff

02:07:36.000 for their deportations and that sort of thing.

02:07:37.780 We're about to get into a surveillance state, right?

02:07:40.000 And so you wouldn't even be able to be like technically illegal in America anymore.

02:07:45.240 Like you can just see how they're just getting all the paperwork done.

02:07:48.980 Like you wouldn't, because we're going to show, soon there'll be drones in the sky.

02:07:52.480 There'll be things.

02:07:53.100 There'll be a new system that is just monitoring us at all times.

02:07:55.860 They'll just know everything.

02:07:57.240 They'll know everything.

02:07:58.000 Yeah.

02:07:58.200 I mean, we're already granting that access to technology, right?

02:08:05.180 There was a part in the big, beautiful bill.

02:08:07.140 I think it just, I don't know if it passed both houses or the Senate and the Congress,

02:08:11.000 but U.S. Senate passes Trump's sweeping tax and spending bill setting up house battle.

02:08:16.160 So that's going to be interesting.

02:08:17.200 J.D. Vance was the tying vote or the tie-breaking vote, I guess.

02:08:23.220 I think this is a bad bill after from what I've learned.

02:08:26.380 Yeah.

02:08:26.780 I don't know much about it, honestly.

02:08:27.840 Yeah, it's okay, and I'm sorry for bringing it up.

02:08:29.720 No, no worries.

02:08:30.200 But I don't think that it's, you know, I learned one thing about these bills.

02:08:34.680 There's these things called omnibus bills, right?

02:08:37.320 So instead of there just being like one bill, and so everybody votes on it, like,

02:08:40.780 hey, what do you think about this higher taxes for this tax bracket?

02:08:46.140 And you'd be like, everybody could vote no one or everybody could vote yes.

02:08:49.580 But they'll be like, what do you think about this?

02:08:51.420 And that's just, that would be one bill.

02:08:52.980 But an omnibus bill is a bunch of bills at once.

02:08:55.900 So it's like, what do you think about this?

02:08:58.120 Higher tax bracket.

02:09:00.900 But also, what do you think about we give extra stipends to people that served in the military?

02:09:10.540 So you only get to vote yes or no, though.

02:09:12.720 Oh.

02:09:15.620 So that's how they get it.

02:09:17.160 So it's got to be a two for one, is that's how they get the things they want.

02:09:20.360 Right.

02:09:20.620 If you hear the military, you're like, oh, I want to vote for that, but then you're also voting for the other thing.

02:09:24.140 Yeah.

02:09:24.580 Interesting.

02:09:24.860 And there's like seven or eight of those sometimes in a bill.

02:09:27.180 And there could be, I don't even know how many, but sometimes there's a lot.

02:09:30.280 And then if, say, you or somebody that votes against it, you're like, I'm voting no because I don't want my people to have higher tax.

02:09:36.560 Sure, it's going to affect this thing of the military.

02:09:38.660 But then the other campaigns will run commercials against you.

02:09:42.580 He voted no on money for the military.

02:09:46.420 I could hear those.

02:09:47.160 Yeah.

02:09:47.440 Yeah.

02:09:47.600 All those shitty local political commercials.

02:09:49.040 But they don't say in that commercial, he voted yes on saving his people from like raising taxes.

02:09:55.080 So that's how it's all done, dude.

02:09:56.880 It's this whole fucking tricky system.

02:09:59.100 And it's called omnibus bills.

02:10:00.960 And anyway, I just learned about that.

02:10:03.360 So it's bad.

02:10:04.420 I never knew it either.

02:10:06.020 Yeah.

02:10:06.240 Because it always seems like, well, why wouldn't they, you know?

02:10:08.080 Because nothing ever gets done.

02:10:09.680 That's what it was.

02:10:10.240 Yeah.

02:10:10.380 That's why I don't like you paid attention to it.

02:10:12.360 Nothing happens.

02:10:13.160 Dude, shit so bad.

02:10:14.120 Joey Chesson had to come back to fucking America.

02:10:16.940 He had to stop making his vegan money.

02:10:18.820 Yeah, dude.

02:10:20.460 Bro, he had to come back and fucking start slurping dogs again, dude.

02:10:25.060 Oh, man.

02:10:25.560 He was at a Fanatics Fest last week killing it.

02:10:27.480 Was he?

02:10:27.740 Did you see him?

02:10:29.060 Did you guys go?

02:10:30.220 Yeah.

02:10:30.540 We went to Fanatics Fest.

02:10:31.460 We were with Meta again.

02:10:32.780 We were rocking our glasses.

02:10:33.920 And he had Todd Graves had him do a, it was Todd, Libby, Don, Andruski against Joey Chesson

02:10:40.860 in a chicken tender eating contest.

02:10:42.860 In a Canes contest.

02:10:45.020 Joey Chesson had to lapse celebs in chicken eating contest.

02:10:48.080 Sorry, Libby.

02:10:48.860 Yeah.

02:10:49.200 I don't even know how many.

02:10:49.800 Oh, and they had DJ Khaled, too.

02:10:51.240 He was against DJ Khaled as well.

02:10:52.680 Oh, dude.

02:10:53.440 Dude, you'd think he'd take one of those fucking wings out of his mouth for a second

02:10:56.560 and speak up for his home country.

02:10:58.480 But no, that's just who he is.

02:11:00.000 Go on.

02:11:00.960 That's a funny image of DJ Khaled looking at him in disbelief.

02:11:03.580 Oh, man.

02:11:04.340 Look at him taking those tendies.

02:11:05.600 He doesn't have to dip those tendies.

02:11:06.980 Well, that's the whole thing, man.

02:11:09.160 Dipping it in.

02:11:09.760 That was a fun week.

02:11:10.880 That was cool.

02:11:11.380 I met my childhood hero.

02:11:14.120 I was very, very intimidated.

02:11:15.600 Who was it?

02:11:16.080 Henrik Lundqvist.

02:11:16.820 He used to be a goalie for the Rangers.

02:11:18.040 He's literally still on my wall.

02:11:20.920 He's my number one person ever.

02:11:23.400 And Caleb is from North Carolina, doesn't give a fuck about hockey.

02:11:26.160 So he eventually stopped.

02:11:27.500 He's a stud.

02:11:28.820 He eventually grabbed him and was like, dude, I'm sorry.

02:11:30.520 Could you come meet my friend for a second?

02:11:31.880 And I was like, yes, please.

02:11:32.840 Thank God.

02:11:33.680 And it was one of the happier moments I've had.

02:11:35.620 I used to go to the mall to do his signings.

02:11:38.780 Lundqvist?

02:11:39.280 Yeah.

02:11:39.680 Yeah.

02:11:40.120 Yeah.

02:11:40.940 He's a beast.

02:11:41.620 When I was like a child, like my first Ranger game was like his second game ever when I

02:11:45.260 was like nine years old.

02:11:46.140 So I've just always loved him.

02:11:47.260 That was a, that was a big moment for me.

02:11:48.840 That made my weekend, made my year.

02:11:50.620 That's magical, man.

02:11:51.980 You guys just said the first round draft pick, didn't you?

02:11:53.660 For the Rangers.

02:11:53.880 The Islanders did.

02:11:54.520 They had the first overall pick.

02:11:55.460 So I'm very anti-Islanders.

02:11:56.860 Oh, you're anti-Islanders.

02:11:57.560 Yeah.

02:11:57.800 Even though I live on Long Island, like my whole family is from Queens though.

02:12:00.020 So we're all Rangers fans.

02:12:01.080 Like I hated the Islanders so much.

02:12:02.560 My high school I went to was down the block from the Islanders arena.

02:12:05.280 And I didn't want to go to that high school because of that.

02:12:07.260 But I did go because my friends went, but yeah, I'm not a fan of that, but love the

02:12:10.940 Rangers and love Henrik.

02:12:12.120 So that was a big moment for me.

02:12:13.600 My heart's, my heart's beating right now thinking about it.

02:12:15.760 Oh yeah.

02:12:16.400 Yeah.

02:12:16.520 We walked by him like three times.

02:12:17.640 I kept hitting Caleb.

02:12:18.740 I was like Henrik, Henrik, Henrik.

02:12:19.900 And finally he did it.

02:12:21.660 That is pretty cool, huh?

02:12:22.980 I was praying someone there like, cause one of our buddies was there, Matt, who's a sports

02:12:26.320 agent and he was there and I was telling him, dude, I gotta meet Henrik.

02:12:29.500 He's like, oh, he's my guy.

02:12:30.140 I'll introduce you.

02:12:30.600 I was like, can you please introduce me at some point?

02:12:32.940 Just so like, just be like, Hey, this guy's a good guy.

02:12:36.500 But we didn't.

02:12:37.260 Caleb just had to go up there.

02:12:38.300 Caleb had to raw dog it, but thankfully he did raw dog it.

02:12:40.600 Well, sometimes you gotta watch it.

02:12:41.680 Dude, at the UFC fights.

02:12:42.840 So I'm back, we were like behind, like backstage or something kind of thing.

02:12:46.880 And this is a place you can go back there and get a coffee and use a restroom really

02:12:49.400 fast, you know?

02:12:50.000 And like you try to stay out of people's way cause these are like the most dangerous

02:12:53.540 guys in the world coming through and you know.

02:12:56.080 Getting ready to do their most dangerous thing.

02:12:57.700 Yes.

02:12:58.520 So I went back there and there was this guy and I thought it was Stipe Miocic, right?

02:13:03.520 And he's like a famous fighter that just retired.

02:13:06.700 And so I asked two UFC employees, I was like, is that, who is that?

02:13:11.300 And they both said that's Stipe Miocic, right?

02:13:13.640 And I'd met him a couple of times before and he had glasses on when I met him.

02:13:18.300 And this guy didn't have glasses on.

02:13:20.760 I'm like, oh, maybe he's just, you know, retiring and his eyes are getting better

02:13:23.320 cause he just retired.

02:13:24.480 Maybe his eyes have been getting better since he is not getting beaten and beaten in the

02:13:28.280 head or whatever.

02:13:28.720 So I went over and I was like, what's up, man?

02:13:31.760 You know, I was retirement going and I kind of fucking, I don't want to say tickled him

02:13:35.900 a little bit, but I kind of went like that a little, like something I shouldn't have

02:13:39.160 done, you know, or just like, no, nothing crazy.

02:13:41.640 One hand.

02:13:42.460 If you two hands.

02:13:43.440 Grab a soldier.

02:13:44.320 Yeah.

02:13:45.000 Yeah.

02:13:45.420 Like, good to see you, daddy.

02:13:46.780 You know, welcome home, boy.

02:13:48.360 Welcome home from war.

02:13:50.440 And he kind of, he was like, huh?

02:13:53.220 And I could feel it fucking get everything switched really quick.

02:13:56.420 And I was like, what's up, Stipe?

02:13:58.860 You know, uh, how was retirement?

02:14:00.800 And then that's when I realized it was not him and his wife was right there.

02:14:05.540 And like, I was like, oh fuck.

02:14:08.000 I was like, how do the people that work here not even know?

02:14:11.220 Cross-reference twice.

02:14:12.360 Two times to make sure.

02:14:14.400 Anyway, it was Jan Blakovich.

02:14:17.900 That sounds way scarier than Stipe Maiotic.

02:14:20.160 And he was, he ended up, uh, he ended up cutting me some slack about it.

02:14:23.400 And he was, and then he even made a joke about it later.

02:14:26.160 Um, but anyway, yeah.

02:14:27.760 Sometimes you're just like, that's a scary thing sometimes about being around those places

02:14:31.800 because there's some real, you know.

02:14:33.920 And I've never heard that guy's name.

02:14:35.420 Jan Blakovich, bring him up.

02:14:36.420 I think he better.

02:14:37.140 A UFC fighter that I don't know sounds scarier than UFC fighter you do know.

02:14:40.660 Ooh.

02:14:41.200 Yeah.

02:14:41.880 Like the, like the, the hard-nosed dogs that the casual fan does not know sounds scary.

02:14:47.020 Stipe, I've heard.

02:14:48.040 Cleveland legend, I believe.

02:14:49.320 Then look at just a general picture if you saw one and the other.

02:14:52.460 Those are very similar.

02:14:55.120 Yeah.

02:14:55.420 Similar enough.

02:14:56.340 And both, uh, amazing fighters.

02:14:58.980 Look, let me look at Blakovich's history.

02:15:02.160 Blakovich.

02:15:03.820 His fight history real quick.

02:15:05.200 Is he Russian, I assume?

02:15:06.480 Or Polish?

02:15:07.280 Let me see.

02:15:08.140 Oh yeah.

02:15:08.940 Polish power.

02:15:11.300 He fought Izzy.

02:15:12.100 Beat Izzy.

02:15:13.440 Yeah.

02:15:13.860 I think that's when Izzy tried to move up.

02:15:15.380 So he was a, yeah.

02:15:16.420 Dude, he was former freaking light heavyweight champion Jan Blakovich right there.

02:15:20.620 Beautiful wife.

02:15:21.340 Anyway, great guy.

02:15:22.360 Sorry, Jan.

02:15:24.300 And Stipe, I hope retirement's going well.

02:15:26.300 Okay.

02:15:26.620 Yes.

02:15:26.820 Stipe, Cleveland legend.

02:15:27.800 I know that about him.

02:15:28.600 Oh, you do?

02:15:29.260 Yes.

02:15:29.500 I know he's a Cleveland legend.

02:15:30.840 Dude, he can come out and support the freaking women's basketball team that's showing up there.

02:15:34.060 Yeah.

02:15:34.700 Yeah.

02:15:35.700 Definitely.

02:15:36.220 Cleveland, Cleveland, underrated city.

02:15:38.200 Yeah.

02:15:38.500 Oh, dude.

02:15:39.040 Cleveland is great.

02:15:39.580 I love, uh, that the mall that they have down there.

02:15:41.840 Have you been in that old mall that the reef, I think the reef.

02:15:43.980 Is there like a hotel in it?

02:15:45.400 Yeah.

02:15:45.820 I stayed in that hotel one time.

02:15:47.420 Me too.

02:15:47.940 Like years ago.

02:15:48.840 Like 15 years ago.

02:15:49.880 The comedy clubs have always put us up there.

02:15:51.040 Like me and my parents had like a road trip to Chicago.

02:15:53.420 We stopped in Cleveland and stayed at the hotel in the mall.

02:15:56.680 Cleveland's a cool city.

02:15:57.560 I like it.

02:15:57.980 Underrated.

02:15:58.400 Underrated place.

02:15:59.140 That's a bad rap.

02:15:59.940 And Cincinnati.

02:16:00.760 Oh.

02:16:01.080 I think both underrated cities.

02:16:02.200 A lot of good people out there.

02:16:04.240 Well, Glennie, man, I'm just good to see you, dude.

02:16:07.160 I think you, yeah.

02:16:07.880 I'm excited to see what else you guys want to do in the world.

02:16:10.100 Do you think you'd ever end up on a cooking show?

02:16:11.500 Could we see you being, uh, the next, um, who's that guy?

02:16:16.380 Not Juan Batista.

02:16:17.320 What's his name?

02:16:17.680 Oh, uh, Bordier.

02:16:20.160 Anthony Bourdain.

02:16:20.820 Anthony Bourdain.

02:16:21.580 Yeah.

02:16:22.140 I mean, I love Anthony Bourdain.

02:16:23.420 I mean, I love doing food shit.

02:16:24.540 That's my favorite thing to do.

02:16:25.240 I, aside from being a larger gentleman myself, I do actually enjoy food.

02:16:29.340 Food's awesome.

02:16:29.840 I just, I don't like just eating it.

02:16:31.420 I don't like eating too much of it, even.

02:16:32.440 I'm at the stage in my life where I like to taste.

02:16:34.320 Yeah.

02:16:34.580 I'd rather every place I go to just be a tasting menu.

02:16:37.040 Just have a few bites of each thing and get on with my life.

02:16:40.080 But yeah, I mean, that would be really fun.

02:16:41.440 I think me and Caleb may have to do the Airbnb idea.

02:16:43.480 We've been, we've been, we've got to actually look into that.

02:16:45.760 Yeah.

02:16:46.180 And, um.

02:16:46.800 If you had your own series of Airbnbs where people could go and they were like

02:16:49.580 everything from you guys' vibes, maybe.

02:16:52.120 That'd be dope.

02:16:52.860 Yeah.

02:16:53.060 But yeah, it's been, uh.

02:16:55.120 Ooh, I'd love to go down a black olive rabbit hole with you sometime.

02:16:58.520 Wow.

02:16:58.800 Can I burst your bubble here?

02:17:00.240 I'm not the biggest olive person.

02:17:01.740 Really?

02:17:02.340 Yeah.

02:17:02.680 I'm a bad Greek.

02:17:04.020 I don't love olives.

02:17:05.140 I don't go crazy for them.

02:17:05.940 What about black olives?

02:17:06.420 Dude, they've been through a lot.

02:17:07.840 I like black olives.

02:17:09.080 They're good by me.

02:17:09.740 I don't like Kalamata olives.

02:17:11.180 Those are gross.

02:17:11.800 Or February olives as some people call them.

02:17:13.740 But even like when I go to, when I get martinis, I love martinis now.

02:17:16.860 I get the olive, I just have them there for the aesthetic though.

02:17:18.880 I don't even eat them.

02:17:19.700 Yeah.

02:17:19.820 I just leave them there.

02:17:20.920 People usually feed them with a drunk girl at the bar.

02:17:23.440 There's like, there's always that drunk girl who said like 60 olives and she's just

02:17:26.660 wrecked.

02:17:27.700 She's just spraying olive face.

02:17:29.480 Trying to tie the little stick in their mouth.

02:17:30.840 She's just fucking spraying pavement relish in the fucking parking lot later on.

02:17:36.180 I'm going to tell you my last, right before you leave, the invention that I came out

02:17:39.040 with years ago that's never been happened by science yet.

02:17:41.540 The olivecado.

02:17:43.920 An avocado olive child?

02:17:45.680 Yeah.

02:17:47.060 Enlighten me.

02:17:48.280 That's what it is.

02:17:49.160 Because olives are kind of salty a little.

02:17:52.820 And avocados, they always had a little more salt in them.

02:17:55.440 The olivecado.

02:17:56.840 Ooh.

02:17:58.040 They've done food stuff like that before.

02:17:59.840 They made, they do it with dogs.

02:18:02.420 You know what?

02:18:03.280 Can I give you a business idea that I've always thought about?

02:18:05.080 I want your take on it.

02:18:07.000 Fully clothed strip club.

02:18:09.420 Hmm.

02:18:11.500 I've always said I have two business ideas.

02:18:13.180 Fully clothed strip club and fat only gym.

02:18:16.220 Hmm.

02:18:16.700 Only fat people could go.

02:18:18.140 And then when you finally lose the weight, you could still go to the gym and you could

02:18:21.440 be inspiration for the other fats there.

02:18:23.520 Ooh, I love that.

02:18:24.760 And it'll be like 40, you can wear a shirt.

02:18:26.760 You get every year, you get like a necklace or something that's like 20, like 11 months

02:18:30.220 non-fat.

02:18:30.860 You get like a, yeah, you get a picture on the, like a hall of fame.

02:18:33.380 If you lose the weight, you get on the hall of fame.

02:18:35.140 You're in there when you walk in and you'd be like, oh, look, there's Roger.

02:18:37.660 He's still doing good.

02:18:39.000 Like he's not putting back on, he's doing good.

02:18:41.960 So I think that would be a fun idea when they just do a fat only gym.

02:18:44.900 I love that dude.

02:18:46.180 Yeah.

02:18:46.540 I think it's a great idea.

02:18:47.600 Fat only gym called fogs, foggies, foggies, gym, fat only gym.

02:18:52.940 Not a hard one.

02:18:53.620 Cause let me tell you, we don't like, we don't like, um, we don't like go to the gym,

02:18:57.480 man.

02:18:57.560 We don't like being seen by skinnies.

02:18:59.480 It's horrible.

02:19:01.120 Yeah.

02:19:01.420 I think it's interesting what life is like and we're all carrying some different type

02:19:05.080 of thing that makes us feel uncomfortable.

02:19:06.440 You know, it's interesting.

02:19:08.520 Yeah.

02:19:08.680 Especially just being, being at the gym in general, it's not like my friends were here.

02:19:11.820 Actually, we were here like a year ago and, um, they were all going to the gym and I was

02:19:15.740 like, fuck it.

02:19:16.120 I'll just go with them.

02:19:16.900 Cause I was hopping.

02:19:17.820 I bought an elliptical on my house.

02:19:19.020 So I was got an elliptical there.

02:19:20.340 We went to, um, you ever went to Quantum over here?

02:19:23.620 I've heard about it.

02:19:24.420 Demumbria and it's like a hot girl gym.

02:19:25.860 Like there's like all the, all the chicks in there, in their hot gym outfits.

02:19:29.280 And then there's all these bros and they're cool gym outfits.

02:19:31.640 And I'm there in like in N1 shorts and a fucking Mets shirt and looking like an idiot.

02:19:37.640 And like, and like, it was weird.

02:19:38.900 And then like some people were coming up to me and like being like, Oh, Kenny, what's

02:19:40.940 up?

02:19:41.100 And like, give me like a high five.

02:19:42.360 And almost like I could see, tell in the way they're talking that it was like, uh, like

02:19:47.340 they were trying to like make me feel welcome at the gym because they know I'm not a gym

02:19:50.420 guy.

02:19:51.180 And that made me feel so weird.

02:19:52.700 Like it was almost like a, it was almost like a, Oh, like.

02:19:54.560 Keep going.

02:19:55.120 Like good work.

02:19:55.620 And I was like, like, I was on the bench and one guy came over and fist bump me and

02:19:57.980 was like, good to see you here.

02:19:59.000 And I was like, Oh, I was like, Oh, like when an iron, like when, like when a, uh, British

02:20:05.380 guy shows up at a dentist or whatever for the first time.

02:20:08.100 Yeah.

02:20:08.420 They were just trying, they were trying to be nice about it, but it was, it was, yeah.

02:20:13.780 Good to see you.

02:20:14.300 Almost like when I see you at church for the first time in a while.

02:20:16.420 It's like, Oh, they really just want to say good for you for bettering yourself is what

02:20:20.620 they really were trying to say in a nice way.

02:20:22.520 And it just felt really weird.

02:20:24.160 Yeah.

02:20:24.480 That was my last time at a hot girl gym.

02:20:27.320 You're always welcome here, man.

02:20:30.180 Thank you, brother.

02:20:30.900 This was fun.

02:20:31.520 I've had a good weekend.

02:20:32.960 We, this is the most time I've ever spent together.

02:20:34.540 It is dude.

02:20:35.380 We got to do it.

02:20:36.120 I enjoyed it.

02:20:36.820 Thank you, bro.

02:20:37.380 I enjoyed it too, dude.

02:20:38.180 You're a special guy in the world.

02:20:39.880 And, um, yeah.

02:20:41.020 Thanks for the support this weekend too.

02:20:42.480 I was kind of going through it, but you were right there for me and, uh, hell yeah.

02:20:45.580 Yeah, dude.

02:20:46.640 Uh, Glenny balls.

02:20:48.040 You can catch him with Kayla Presley on Sunday conversation and it's always out and about.

02:20:52.220 And then, um, he'll be changing the world, dude.

02:20:54.980 Uh, I get, I get scared easily if you can't tell me too.

02:21:00.800 I don't know what happened.

02:21:01.780 Um, you can catch him out and about in the world with, uh, with Kayla Presley on their

02:21:06.420 show, Sunday conversation.

02:21:07.300 Thanks so much, brother.

02:21:08.300 Thank you, brother.

02:21:08.980 And happy, thank you for everything this weekend.

02:21:10.420 And happy 4th of July to all.

02:21:11.620 Happy 4th of July.

02:21:12.540 Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

02:21:19.180 I must be cornerstone.

02:21:24.460 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

02:21:29.900 I can feel it in my bones.

02:21:34.180 But it's gonna take...

02:21:36.280 I can feel it in my bones.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 03, 2025

#594 - Glenny Balls

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