#605 - Memphis Crisp
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 7 minutes
Words per Minute
159.7196
Summary
In this episode I talk about how I get burnt out and how I don t want to ever get a wife. I also talk about what I would do if my wife was a man and why I don't want to get married.
Transcript
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If I had a freaking husband, dude, I would not even come home to his freaking white ass.
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I know I've said it before, but I'm just, that is what I'm doing.
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And these, these años, which are Mexican years, are rattling on.
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I feel like I just, uh, just an empty eight ball bag.
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I'm, you know, I just, you know, I get burnt out.
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I get burnt out, but I show up, you know, I'm that fucking lava lamp, homie.
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Anyway, just had to get all that out of my system.
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Just had some crazy couple of weeks of shows touring.
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We went over there and you know, Philly, you know, you'll see a baby.
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He's, you know, he'll get a pension if he started that early.
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You see kids, five, six year olds playing, wearing damn hard hats over there.
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She's like, uh, she's visiting me and she's like, oh, do they have, uh, bottomless, uh,
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And she's like, oh, in Philly, they got bottomless ones.
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I don't, they may have, they may not, I don't know if they have them, you know?
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And I'm like, oh, we could go get some, uh, I know a place for good Italian food.
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And I'm like, I don't, it's, you know, no, it's, you know, it's like regular entree in
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And she'd be like, in Philly, they have Dino's and they have bottomless raviolis.
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I'm like, dude, I don't want bottomless raviolis.
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I will pay someone an extra $40 to put a bottom on the raviolis.
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All chicks from Philly care about is getting bottomless meals.
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She's like, oh, we were, we went to my friend Julia's birthday last week and they had bottomless
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And I was like, oh, fucking hide my dick in a submarine.
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She'd be like, oh God, I wish we were back in Manion.
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There's a fire department that serves bottomless coleslaw every year during summer solstice or
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And she got upset if I take her to places that, that had regular servings, she got upset.
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I know a great place we can go and get some, uh, some wings.
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And she's like, well, how many do they give you?
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I said, they give you a, you know, a, you know, a normal amount for somebody that's eating,
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And you could just see her, just her energy just dropped.
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She'd be like, oh, I wish we were in Philly right now.
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There's, they're having bottomless cheesecake over in Fishtown today at 4 p.m.
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Tonight in Center City, they're having bottomless manicotti.
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I'd be like, and I was like, no, I don't want that.
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And she's like, and she kind of snuggled up her grandmother and made her like a silver
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linings playbook, like knitted quilt or whatever.
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And she just was like, oh, you should go to Kensington.
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They're having bottomless methadone over there.
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So anyway, I'm just, I'm just, it's an all call.
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I would love, maybe one day I'll marry a nurse from Philly, marry a good, you know, semi-violent
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woman who can put an IV in you after she fucking pieces you up a little bit.
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You know, I want a woman that wants a little bit of a bottom on things.
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You know, most of them are pretty good these days.
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I think, I mean, I know it's hit or miss in some of the venues.
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I'm just saying from an actual aspect of trying to pull it off.
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We just had some out in San Diego, Oceanside, which is beautiful.
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A lot of great folks and a lot of Mexican people too.
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I want to give a round of applause to all the Mexican people for keeping this country going.
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Because Mexican people keeping this shit going, bro.
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If I see Mexican people, I hit them with that hard right there.
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I give them that triple M right there for Mexico.
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I've been a little bit burnt, but I don't want to go into that.
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We have a Netflix special that we're coming up with soon.
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So just if you check on social media, on our Instagrams, we'll put it up on there.
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And just thank you to everybody that's come out over this tour.
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And I just can't believe it, all the places that we've been.
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And some of the shows, you know, we always tried our best.
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But thank you guys for showing up and trying your best, too.
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And yeah, so I just want to say thank you very much.
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And I hope I can return the favor to you in our lifetime.
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And it was, you know, you get down there and it's beautiful.
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Yeah, I was having dinner with him a couple nights before.
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And I was like, oh, I'm going to go to the funeral.
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And we got to, I mean, it's in a beautiful church down there.
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Zach, if you can look that up for me really fast.
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I'm just saying that thing's a couple of, you know,
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a couple of slow weekends away from getting overtaken by it.
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It's actually where Hulk Hogan got baptized not too long ago.
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And you walk in and there's a lot of people in there, you know.
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And he kind of like, he kind of, you know, I think as they were pushing the casket out,
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And he, Rodman kind of stopped it, which was kind of crazy.
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He was like, you know, like one last rebound kind of just, you know,
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he kind of just helped toe the line there and just kind of keep the Hulk headed to heaven,
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And, but yeah, it was just, you know, it was kind of crazy because you're walking,
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you know, for me, I was walking through a lot of my childhood,
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And some of them's in wheelchairs and some of them's in, you know,
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some of them got some chain mail and shit or fake spines, all kind of shit.
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You got, you know, people in there are so many missing parts.
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It's just a damn Jim McMahon Build-A-Bear over there at that Hulk Hogan funeral over there.
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But yeah, so it was kind of wild just to see like all like the, you know,
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parts of my heroes and stuff like that and like, and see heroes from when I was a child.
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Because there was nobody bigger to us than professional wrestlers.
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And I must say that our love for professional wrestlers was bottomless, bro.
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I mean, Nate, like me and my buddy William would stay up at night and try to watch
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Saturday night main event when Hulkamania would show up on there.
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Me and my buddy William, both of us were falling asleep.
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I would hold his open and he would hold mine open.
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And we would just hold each other's eyes open, boy.
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And we would eat as many of those red hot fireballs as we could so our mouths would be like they were dripping blood.
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And we would spray WD-40 on our arms and on each other's backs.
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He had like gardener shears and he would fucking cut your mom's hair or something.
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But the wrestling, it was like we looked up to those guys, you know.
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Like on our street, a lot of the kids, there wasn't a lot to look up to.
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So those wrestlers, when they, you know, it was like, I don't know.
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Wrestling, to me, it felt like it was for poor people, bro.
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It just, I think there was no barrier to entry for wrestling, right?
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You had to have a younger sibling who was willing to get hurt, okay?
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And you could be a professional wrestler in your house for a little while until your sister got fucking bad off.
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I remember one time, one buddy's sister, she'd been fucking, they'd put her in a damn, you know.
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My one buddy's finishing move was the damn biopsy.
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You know, you could hear one of her eyes just rattling in the back of her throat like one of those lotto balls just coming up the pipe before you knew the number.
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I mean, my buddy would, he would really rip his sister up.
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But I remember she was all banged up and they had to put it to use a couple of damn broom handles.
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I mean, full broom handles, not those little, you know, just some little kitchen bitch sticks.
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I'm talking about that janitor thing, that fucking, you know, that janitor carries that big fryer tuck broom.
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That bitch got that, that two inch girth on that big thing, that handle.
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And they had her keyed up to a couple of those, like a damn scarecrow trying to keep her body organized enough so she could finish school.
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But when wrestling came on TV, man, it was like even if I felt horrible about myself as a kid or if I felt ashamed of where we lived, you know, if I felt, I don't know, if I felt like I didn't have somebody looking out for me or just all that stuff, all that stuff that I felt as a child, right?
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You know, I'm not, not, I don't need any self-pity.
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I'm just telling you those things I had, you know, that was part of my, part of my heart and brain at the time.
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And all that would go away, man, when that wrestling came on, you know, like when Hulk Hogan came on there at like, it just gave me something.
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Like I literally gave me something to look up to.
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I would sit there and look up at the screen, you know, it was just, you know, it just gave you something.
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Like it just made you feel kind of like thing, you know, something's possible.
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You might need steroids and you might need, you know, a lot of fucking fake sweat or whatever.
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You might need to fucking rub your body against another man at night in different cities around the world.
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There was something about it in our neighborhood, man.
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So yeah, shout out to my buddy Will Teague over there, Eddie Joe, Larry Tisdale, Robbie Taylor, the whole gang over there.
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So thank you to Hulk Hogan and all the wrestlers that gave us that, just gave us that feeling of like, yeah, I'm going to show up.
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And I'm going to rip my fucking shirt off and I'm going to fucking DDT somebody at my workplace.
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Anyway, but yeah, so it was just wild, you know, to get to see a lot of different heroes.
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I wanted to kind of mill around and I got to say some hellos and meet some new people.
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I've met him before, but I got to see his wife, meet her.
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And Linda, Sky, Tua Hulk's, his wife and ex-wife.
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And one thing that I thought was pretty neat was whenever Nick Hogan was up there, he was just making a speech.
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And he's like, you know, he said that, you know, he believes that his father's watching over him.
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And then he kind of said, he kind of did like a bit of an impersonation of his dad.
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And he's like, what you going to do when the Hulkster is watching over you?
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Anyway, that's through it, through to wrestling.
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Because I do want to, you know, I want to try and do more regular episodes.
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But with this tour almost done, I'm excited to get a little bit more space so I can feel.
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And I want to have more space in my head to be creative.
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And it's hard to tap in sometimes and have a conversation with somebody where your feelings need to be present.
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And that's one thing I really always loved about this podcast was just like the presentness of feelings.
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And so I am looking forward to having a little more space in my life and time to make that a possibility.
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But anyway, but yeah, thank you guys so much for support on this tour.
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I want to make a whole slideshow that I'm going to put together and maybe put out just to, like, just show, like, some different moments, people that we met along the way and things like that.
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I'll have to figure that out exactly how I'm going to do that.
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Morgan Wallen will not submit music for 2026 Grammys.
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Morgan Wallen, who's never won a Grammy despite his status as being the biggest artist in country music, has the best-selling album of 2025 with I'm the Problem.
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Morgan Wallen will not be submitting his music for consideration of the 2026 Grammy Awards.
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And once you quit saying you could use us for your awards, then they don't have any awards, boy.
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And I'm sure there's people out there that are excited to win Grammys.
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But Morgan Wallen is doing some rogue shit, and I'm there for it.
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You're going to make me drive over there and get your deal.
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Oh, they give you one of these old hearing aid things right here.
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Now, I wish they gave you a real-ass Grammy, boy.
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Just a beautiful little grandmother would come out and hug you.
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Dude, you win a Grammy, and then we have, like, six Grammys back behind a curtain, right?
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And one of them, you know, they spark one of them up a little bit.
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They kind of, you know, touch her in the back with a fork or something.
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Nothing heavy, but just, you know, she's doing Grammy stuff.
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And then that one rolls out from behind the curtain and hugs whoever wins.
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Bro, are you telling me I would love a hug from somebody's grandmother?
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You get a young hug from one of these young bitches.
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They got, you know, some chick hugged me that day.
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She had a couple damn dumbbells in her hand, two barbells, three and a half pounders.
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She got them damn catcher's mitts full of love.
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She got them two arms like a damn front end loader.
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Because a lot of that shit, man, I don't care about that shit.
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Dude, I was talking to Morgan a couple weeks ago.
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He said he couldn't even get a ticket to his own show, bro.
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But now also I can't sing, so I could never win one.
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But I almost won fifth place in that school spelling bee, baby.
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And this girl named Helena, some people called her Big Helena.
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And the word that I misspelled was inconvenience.
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And they're like, being pregnant in middle school would be an inconvenience.
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Let me see how many letters in inconvenience, man.
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If you spell it correctly, it says on the air, dang.
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I'm trying to be a little bit more imperfect today.
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And I mean that just in the sense, like in my head, I'm always like, I got to do this.
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A woman reported missing by her family in Texas has been found living amongst a lost African tribe in the Scottish woodlands.
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The kingdom of Kubala claimed they have settled in a forest in Jedburgh with the intention of reclaiming land that was stolen from their ancestors 400 years ago.
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We live a very simple life of returning to innocence.
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They grill and up a lot of it looks like, you know, it looks like goat and stuff like that.
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They got like Zulu warrior type of energy out here and kind of just chilling in tents.
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I think because a lot of I noticed this in my life.
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If you take a woman to a certain restaurant, they want that lifestyle.
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Three weeks later, that bitch moved to St. Thomas and married a brother.
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Oh, because I'm out here getting that bitch apps over here.
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You take your lady to P.F. Chang's and next thing you know, she got all your shit all fucking chip chopped out at the house.
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She got a stack of books and then two ninjas just pushing against each side of them.
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That's the kind of shit women will do that, bro.
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You take a lady over there to P.F. Chang's and next thing you know, she got you brushing your teeth with a damn bamboo stick or whatever.
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Somebody probably took this lady to a nice restaurant of some sort.
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Probably took her out to a Caribbean dinner or Scottish meal or something.
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Missing Texas woman found living in a lost African tribe in Scotland.
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Damn, that powder makes you want to fucking stay around and see if you can have a little bit of it.
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Honestly, it sounds like this almost just sounds like an origin story.
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I bet this is just an origin story for a new Marvel character.
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They put something in the media that's not real.
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And then they create a character on it a year later and bring it out.
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At nighttime, if I'm trying to be on a date, I'm trying to be in love or something.
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You just see them cock, them tails, because that's not the cock.
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But you just see them tails hanging off the edge of that little cup they put them on.
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Just like a couple stripper legs just hanging off that bitch.
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China's new pregnancy robot is set to replace the human womb by 2026.
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It's that original OG skeet portal from Christ, right?
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But you knew we were getting to this point where they was going to outsource that womb, that baby box.
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Because big facts, dude, the womb doesn't even have air con, bro.
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And some of them, the plumbing's even bad in them or whatever.
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The baby's in there and they got a dang little piss creek or whatever rocking by or something.
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Because mama's out there, you know, slurping too many lemonades or whatever.
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So that's the kind of shit that pops off around there.
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You can have a little robot, even a little Chinese robot.
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It's even like a little microwave door on that bitch.
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It comes out with that fucking Memphis crisp on it.
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And then you and your wife can still read or whatever, fight, party or whatever, do a little toot or whatever.
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And your child is getting organized, Chinese manufactured, really, I guess.
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So, that may be sketchy because you have to deal with some Chinese manufacturing.
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It might get tariffed when you take it out of the microwave.
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Trump might put that freaking, he might put that Chinese extradition text when you open that microwave and get your child out.
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You know, your child is getting raised in a robot.
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It can still be like a wife if you need that energy.
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It can still be like, I need some chocolate pickles for me.
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And you're over there just spraying WD-40 on them bitches, baby.
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Them little Chinese toes or carpals de chino, Chinese toes.
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I think we've gotten through a lot of stuff there on the news.
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As always, the hotline for this show is 985-664-9503.
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For your support and paying attention and just being a part of our life.
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Yeah, I just can't believe that this tour is coming to an end.
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All right, let's take some calls right here that came in.
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I just wanted to say that the podcast really helps keep me positive and keep me smiling.
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And I'm sorry I was making fun of you a few seconds ago on this call.
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But also, I just was trying to make it more fun.
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Because, yeah, when you said seizure and that's that thing, baby.
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You hug a woman while you have one of those, she'll never let you go.
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They're paying $60, $70 for that type of action.
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And I'd love to know what kind of deal does he have?
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So, I commend you for putting it right out there.
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So, I've been seeing this guy for about two months.
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Well, I'm not so sure because we've been dating for, like I said, about two months now.
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And then he apologized because it accidentally fell down a little bit.
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I can't tell if he's gay or if he just don't like me.
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Sometimes people don't kiss you because maybe they're sick.
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This boy could be damn terminal and you're over there.
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And he's over there just hoping God gives him another afternoon.
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And I'm typically somebody that likes the guy to take the reins.
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So, this is kind of a sticky situation for me, Theo.
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A lot of men out there don't even do kissing anymore.
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What I'm telling you, baby girl, is that things have changed, you know.
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And I think, look, a lot of guys, even there's places, there's articles now where guys are going to Costa Rica and getting their balls even taken off their body.
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Like, the wiener looks like a, you know, like it could get hired by Frontier Airlines.
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The balls, they just look, they look like a couple of damn methadone homies sharing a wide mouth sleeping bag.
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So a lot of people are getting them nuts just clipped right off.
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And that's how you, then you say to a lady, oh, I got, it's all wiener, no nuts.
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So anyway, I'm just telling you that could be happening.
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Some woman the other night said, come over here and fuck me, little fucking honky, fat fuck.
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And she will get my vote if she ever runs for office.
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I would fucking take his hands and I would just fucking, I would just be like, or just fucking write fuck me or something on one of his arms.
00:43:04.140
But yeah, but yeah, I think these days some men are too spooked.
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And now everybody is, you know, every guy's a prey, you know.
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So, it's like now a lot of dudes, the good dudes are afraid.
00:43:26.000
A lot of men, they think the wiener's barely even a wiener anymore in some circles of existence.
00:43:36.300
Some dudes, they just think they got that long pussy on them.
00:43:59.860
I was really wondering if you had some fatherly advice.
00:44:03.640
I got my first baby on the way here in less than a week.
00:44:07.640
I'm going to have to find out, boy or girl, so we'll see.
00:44:14.260
I live over here on the countryside over on the West Coast.
00:44:39.860
My sister's ex-husband's stepdaddy was a farrier.
00:44:46.740
I enjoy watching those farrier videos over there on TikTok.
00:45:09.380
You know, y'all got that little cooter gangster heading into the world.
00:45:16.460
If you get a handle of a little working at a zoo.
00:45:39.180
You know, in Mexico, they don't have any hermit crabs, bro.
00:46:09.760
His eyes are just absorbing what you're putting out in the world.
00:46:13.440
If every time you look at that child, you're full of disappointment or you're discouraged or you're upset, then he's going to be upset.
00:46:22.080
You're casting a spell into your child's heart every time you look at him.
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Now, I don't mean you can't get mad at him or rough him up or fucking tie their legs in a knot and fucking tickle them and fucking cover their body and fucking sprinkles.
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But just know that you got to emotionally raise a child.
00:46:44.980
If you don't teach a child how to feel, then they're going to spend the rest of their life wandering around how to feel, homie.
00:46:52.800
I'm just wishing you guys the best in kind of an aggressive manner.
00:46:55.740
I guess I'm kind of tired, but that's all right.
00:47:09.300
I've been listening to the podcast for a long time.
00:47:17.900
So I'm currently going to dinner with one of my ex-boyfriend's mom.
00:47:21.840
Um, I have kind of a silly question, like, how, like, how do people feel about furthering, like, a relationship with somebody's parent when you're no longer together?
00:47:34.120
Um, you know, me and this lady, like, we really love each other.
00:47:43.660
I think, you know, we all, you know, I believe that we get pieces of things of, excuse me, we get pieces of relationships from different people.
00:47:55.140
You know, like, um, there are moments in my life where my brother was around or wasn't around or was only so much available because of just positive things in his life or negative things in his life and vice versa.
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And I would, you find somebody, you get a piece of brotherhood from somebody else.
00:48:15.420
You get a piece of fatherhood from somebody else.
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You, you know, and I really believe it is that way.
00:48:28.120
I was way better friends with my friends, parents.
00:48:30.320
Most of the time I go over there and just bullshit my friend just so I could go be around her parents and fricking chill.
00:48:40.460
Sometimes my friend, my, one of my buddy's moms, she used to tell us, do not smoke.
00:48:44.800
If you guys get caught smoking, you are fucked, boys.
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I'm going to pull your fucking feet off of your dick or whatever she would say.
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Then me and her would go smoke, do all my buddy was doing some yard work and shit.
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So it's like, yeah, I had great relationship with my buddy's parent, with friends, parents.
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Oh, I got probably 50 of the first hugs in my life from this young, this, this gal I dated.
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But yeah, a lot of that's been a lot of my life.
00:49:25.500
I think you get bits and pieces and you just attract yourself to people in life.
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And then sometimes those relationships fade, but they don't fade like they disappear.
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And sometimes like the waves come and hit the beach and they still are hitting the beach,
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but the water, the actual, actual wave that originally hit the beach, it'll kind of move
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And so it's still hitting the beach, but it's moved on.
00:49:50.480
And that's how those relationships are sometimes in my life.
00:49:56.100
And yeah, and then we can do that for other people too.
00:49:59.660
You know, nothing makes you feel better than when you realize you have a moment doing something
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with somebody and it means a little bit of something, you know?
00:50:11.360
But yeah, I mean, look, the love you can get from other people's parents, it's just
00:50:45.640
I work long shifts at work and I let my emotions get the better of me sometimes.
00:50:53.240
You know, I struggle with a little bit of an alcoholic problem and I know you've probably
00:51:04.980
I've listened to a lot of your podcasts, but it's really affecting my relationship and the
00:51:19.180
And I can't seem to find that within me to get there.
00:51:25.320
My girlfriend that I'm with is really seeing the bad side of me that I don't want her to see.
00:51:31.360
But anytime anything really gets a hold of me that I don't like, it just takes over and I'm not the same guy that I was.
00:51:47.440
I appreciate you letting me know and just sharing with us what's going on with you.
00:51:51.280
You know, yeah, man, anger has been, it's been a big problem of mine over the years.
00:52:00.880
You know, I think for one, for me is there's been a lot of rage from being young and never got out.
00:52:11.440
I mean, a fucking fireball that has endless fuel.
00:52:21.280
I think as an adult, you know, the things that I noticed for me with anger was unrealistic expectations of others.
00:52:33.220
I was able to help figure that out through recovery, through 12-step program.
00:52:38.500
Now, that doesn't mean I figured it out and then it solved it.
00:52:41.640
You know, at different times when I've been in and out of the program, I've like, you know, had to do the steps again and realize still a problem.
00:52:53.000
Expecting people to know things before I told them.
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Of what caused me anger, you know, because then I'm, you know, then I'm just, I'm always in conflict with everything.
00:53:10.180
So, that would be the only thing I think I could recommend would be if you go through 12 steps and you get through, and there's different programs.
00:53:16.880
You know, you mentioned some alcoholism, and I don't know if, I don't know if you're an alcoholic or not.
00:53:32.860
And when you go through step four and five and six, you really start to figure out, you know, your character defects.
00:53:45.000
So, anyway, that's the only thing I could really recommend that I have had experience with.
00:53:51.520
And a thing like, I couldn't, I wish, I wanted to let that anger out.
00:53:54.760
So, the crazy part is, that anger will live in you, and then you let it out years later.
00:54:00.440
Sometimes the people you want to let it out at, they're not even there anymore.
00:54:15.360
Like, then it's almost like you fucking feel it again.
00:54:17.960
Because now you're angry that, you know, now you're having to deal with it again.
00:54:22.840
That it's, not only was it in you at one point because you were furious, but now it's in you again because it's trying to get out of you.
00:54:34.400
But, look, man, if you do something for yourself, then something will be different.
00:54:43.120
You know, nothing changes if nothing changes, baby.
00:54:47.960
Man, and if you heard that and you didn't understand it, then I'm just going to say it again slow.
00:55:04.400
So, when I've heard that in my life, it's been like, okay, how long do I want to sit here and not take an action but expect things to be different?
00:55:16.560
It kind of just put a mirror in front of me sometimes.
00:55:22.960
All right, we've got one more call right here that came in.
00:55:41.120
I just caught that shit with Joaquin Phoenix, dude, and he's the shit.
00:55:52.080
Well, he said on the video, on the podcast, the reason that he came on was because he'd seen this video talking about the stuff in the Middle East, which was interesting to me.
00:56:05.100
Because, you know, some people don't want to think about that or hear about it, and I respect that.
00:56:13.200
But outside of that, just to get to see him, you know, he's had such a fascinating life.
00:56:18.100
You know, just from like, if you just go read up on his history, just traveling in kind of like a cultish, no school, like youth, and just this whimsical Jack Kerouac, if they're at a, it's almost like Peter Pan goes to a Grateful Dead type of show, you know, just, I don't know, just so many different things.
00:56:42.700
And then just like how talented he is, you know, and with him, and I don't even mean this like, it's talent for sure.
00:56:50.280
But it's almost feels, he's so unique that it feels almost otherworldly.
00:56:57.700
You know, it feels, I mean, you know, some actors, they have feelings, you can relate to the feelings.
00:57:06.200
He'll have feelings and connect behaviors to them that some of us have never even had, it feels like.
00:57:16.420
So it's just, yeah, so I just felt, I just felt so lucky.
00:57:25.720
I wish there was more things we could have talked deeper about.
00:57:27.880
But it's weird, you don't, you don't want people to think you're trying to just talk about certain things or tough times.
00:57:36.200
And, and you're trying to get to know somebody and let them know that you're trying to be as authentic as you can, or like, you know, that you don't have any ill will.
00:57:46.080
You know, I think, you know, so anyway, I'm kind of overthinking it, which is like my ego starting to flare up.
00:57:57.600
It's like you're sitting across from just somebody in the business, I reckon.
00:58:00.980
But at any rate, you know, I do enjoy his movies quite a bit.
00:58:11.460
I think I'm, you know, I mean, I'm, yeah, I'm going to get married to a woman one day or something.
00:58:20.000
I was like, oh, you can't hug somebody you don't know.
00:58:21.840
Somebody, if they're nice to let you hug them three times, but you shouldn't keep hugging that person.
00:58:29.500
You know, especially if they're, you know, it wasn't like, it wasn't, it was fine, but it was definitely, there was, there was no more hugs.
00:58:40.980
Nobody said it, but you, we both heard it, right?
00:58:43.640
So, but no, he was gracious and, uh, I felt lucky.
00:58:46.940
And that movie Eddington, no joke, I think is one of the neatest roles.
00:58:51.260
Um, Austin Butler's in it, uh, Pedro Pascal or Pisa Pluma's dad, I think is in it.
00:59:20.820
I, uh, wanted to talk to you about your brother.
00:59:24.540
You know, I, uh, I recently got close to my brother and he's,
00:59:33.460
I swear I'm not a mistake, but, uh, we got close.
00:59:37.120
We worked together and, and, uh, you know, we, I just,
00:59:46.440
And, uh, I see the videos of you talking about your brother and
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there's a lot of things I want to say to him and
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I don't think I've ever seen my brother cry till that moment.
01:00:08.240
And, uh, you know, I think you kind of helped us come together.
01:00:13.660
But, uh, my point is that I, I love you, man, and, and keep doing what
01:00:19.900
And you helped, uh, you helped me, you helped me, my brother, and, and
01:00:32.260
I think that's, yeah, man, I appreciate it, dude.
01:00:36.520
I liked how at the end you said, I love you guys.
01:00:38.780
You know, you included my brother, even in that statement.
01:00:43.780
Um, yeah, you know, I think this goes back to even to that lady that called
01:00:48.380
earlier saying like, do we, you know, is it okay to be friends with, uh, an old
01:00:53.520
You know, it's like we get pieces of relationships from different people over
01:00:57.760
Um, you know, and some people fill in the blanks for us while people, um,
01:01:08.360
Um, but yeah, having a brother, man, that's just like, I'm so glad you guys
01:01:14.660
Oh, dude, a moment, a moment with my brother where I know that he loves me or
01:01:23.600
I don't know why that kind of stuff is so hard sometimes for some brothers, but,
01:01:27.780
uh, oh yeah, those are some of my favorite things.
01:01:31.140
You know, like one day, whenever I die, that's the feeling I want to feel when
01:01:34.940
I'm leaving, you know, I think that's where I would go back to in my head or my
01:01:39.180
heart, just go back to that space, you know, cause it's kind of like as close as
01:01:47.940
And also it's like having somebody that's like cares about you, but also can be
01:01:51.320
like a detective because they have the same clues as you inside of them.
01:01:56.860
So being able to conversate and stuff about those things and work things out, uh,
01:02:07.140
And you know, brothers, older brothers, we don't get, we should have a special day
01:02:11.100
You know, they, they take a lot of the, they take a lot of the early heat in the
01:02:19.500
They're like, well, let's see what happens with Gary.
01:02:23.380
You know, they send, you know, or they'll be like helicopter.
01:02:27.780
They'll have them in a fucking, you know, but, but it gets different though.
01:02:32.920
When you get on now six, seventh child, that motherfucking got no clothes on.
01:02:36.580
You know, Gary's got to wear a damn neck brace full time.
01:02:41.940
He didn't even have polio, but they gave him so many vaccines.
01:02:48.600
So I think it's, they do a lot to that early brother, you know?
01:02:55.160
And then we get to watch and see like, and learn the landscape.
01:02:58.720
And then you're always trying to be your older brother, but be yourself.
01:03:05.820
I think I don't, I don't know what else to say today about it, but we should have a brother's
01:03:15.880
And I know the brothers out there in Philly are bottomless, dude.
01:03:19.440
I know that, you know, but I mean, we should have a brother's day, man.
01:03:24.440
You know, where there's just like a special time for brothers right there.
01:03:31.060
You see a couple of Indian brothers, they're holding hands and everything.
01:03:34.620
They're over there putting fucking, uh, you know, zit-zacky on each other's necks and shit.
01:03:45.240
And I'm happy that you thought today, I'm a caller today.
01:03:47.740
I'm just going to tell somebody else I love my brother.
01:03:49.960
It's kind of, you know, it's, it sounds bizarre to say that, but it also sounds like one of the
01:03:58.140
Tell somebody, you know, I fucking love my brother.
01:04:02.420
You know, find a state where it's legal or whatever.
01:04:11.240
And you tell your brother, I said, I'm proud of his brother.
01:04:24.280
I don't know what he's going to be that Bayou Batman.
01:04:43.340
We donated to the Dustin Poirier Foundation and we got his final fight gloves.
01:04:48.920
And so those are going to be, um, in the studio.
01:04:56.380
He's given us a lot of support, but also a lot of inspiration over the years, you know?
01:05:04.780
I'm thinking out loud where sometimes you get a piece of a brother or a sister or a mother or a friend or something.
01:05:15.520
Um, so, and to anybody out there who doesn't have a sibling or something, they've lost a sibling or something like that.
01:05:21.920
Feel, feel that channel of your sibling through others.
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You know, I hope that there's an opportunity for you to feel that or that there's a, there's a avenue of grace that opens up in your life today or this week where you get to feel something like that.
01:05:33.640
Cause I believe that people on the other side can feel them when we talk to them.
01:05:37.800
I believe they, I believe, I bet, I bet not only do they feel it, I bet they hear it in beautiful stereo.
01:05:43.900
You know, I bet all of our siblings and family members could be at a big rave somewhere.
01:05:48.360
And whenever we say something to them from this side, the DJ's out there and he just remixes the words, you know?
01:06:07.820
Thank you for letting me be a part of your life.
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Even if you hate me, just fucking thanks for tuning in.
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Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel I'm falling like these leaves