This Past Weekend with Theo Von - August 24, 2025


#605 - Memphis Crisp


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1 hour and 7 minutes

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10,747

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Toxicity

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In this episode I talk about how I get burnt out and how I don t want to ever get a wife. I also talk about what I would do if my wife was a man and why I don't want to get married.

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00:00:00.820 That's it.
00:00:01.660 That's it.
00:00:02.260 That's it.
00:00:05.020 Don't you even.
00:00:07.780 You chill out.
00:00:13.140 Dude, if I had a husband, I would.
00:00:15.260 Ooh.
00:00:17.200 Dude, I would not even come home to him.
00:00:20.660 I'll say that straight up, bro. 1.00
00:00:23.980 If I had a freaking husband, dude, I would not even come home to his freaking white ass. 1.00
00:00:31.000 No, sir. 1.00
00:00:32.880 No, sir.
00:00:33.680 But I'm getting a wife. 1.00
00:00:36.480 That's what I'm getting.
00:00:37.140 One of these days.
00:00:38.100 Not now.
00:00:38.720 Soon.
00:00:39.160 I know I've said it before, but I'm just, that is what I'm doing.
00:00:44.140 And so if my wife is a man, dude, I will be. 0.99
00:00:49.200 I will be upset.
00:00:51.180 I'll be upset.
00:00:52.280 I'm just going to say it straight up.
00:00:53.620 So anyway, good to see you today.
00:00:59.160 Good to be here with you.
00:01:02.240 It is August in the year 2025.
00:01:06.420 And these, these años, which are Mexican years, are rattling on. 0.99
00:01:13.180 These bitches, they, they, they, it's down. 1.00
00:01:17.160 They go, everything's heading down here, baby. 1.00
00:01:19.240 It's just, things just speed up.
00:01:23.240 And I get burnt out.
00:01:24.640 I'll tell you, I get dang burnt out.
00:01:26.340 I feel like I just, uh, just an empty eight ball bag.
00:01:30.240 I'm, you know, I just, you know, I get burnt out.
00:01:32.480 I mean, I just, but I show up, but I show up.
00:01:39.280 That's the thing. 0.99
00:01:39.780 I get burnt out, but I show up, you know, I'm that fucking lava lamp, homie. 0.99
00:01:45.500 I'm the Lord's lava lamp, dog. 1.00
00:01:48.460 And I'll, I'll bust on y'all.
00:01:52.980 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:01:54.100 Type shit, boy. 1.00
00:01:56.660 BLM. 1.00
00:01:58.460 Anyway, just had to get all that out of my system.
00:02:00.660 Uh, good to see you.
00:02:01.540 Good to, good to be with you today.
00:02:03.300 Um, what's going on?
00:02:05.560 Just had some crazy couple of weeks of shows touring.
00:02:08.360 That's kind of the usual.
00:02:10.440 I was in, uh, Philly.
00:02:13.400 We went over there and you know, Philly, you know, you'll see a baby.
00:02:18.620 He'll be crawling on just to work by himself.
00:02:23.180 You're like, God, he's union.
00:02:25.820 He's, you know, he'll get a pension if he started that early.
00:02:29.680 You see that though. 0.97
00:02:31.480 You see kids, five, six year olds playing, wearing damn hard hats over there. 1.00
00:02:36.120 Shit falling on them. 1.00
00:02:37.340 Just that's Philly. 1.00
00:02:40.640 You know, it's tough.
00:02:41.860 Everything's tough over there.
00:02:44.020 You'll see a cigarette smoking a cigarette.
00:02:46.620 You're like, God.
00:02:49.160 Everything's just puffing.
00:02:51.780 That's how it is over there.
00:02:53.640 That's Philly.
00:02:55.200 Hey, Philly.
00:02:57.660 Hey, Philly.
00:03:00.800 Dude, I was dating this girl from Philly.
00:03:02.400 She's like, uh, she's visiting me and she's like, oh, do they have, uh, bottomless, uh,
00:03:08.320 mimosas or whatever?
00:03:09.460 And I was like, I don't know.
00:03:11.460 And she's like, oh, in Philly, they got bottomless ones. 0.62
00:03:15.060 You guys don't have bottomless ones.
00:03:16.680 I was like, I don't know.
00:03:17.440 I don't, they may have, they may not, I don't know if they have them, you know?
00:03:21.260 And I'm like, oh, we could go get some, uh, I know a place for good Italian food.
00:03:25.300 And she'd be like, well, is it bottomless?
00:03:27.020 And I'm like, I don't, it's, you know, no, it's, you know, it's like regular entree in
00:03:33.120 two sides.
00:03:33.880 And she'd be like, in Philly, they have Dino's and they have bottomless raviolis.
00:03:40.660 I'm like, dude, I don't want bottomless raviolis.
00:03:46.320 I don't ever want that.
00:03:47.780 I will pay someone an extra $40 to put a bottom on the raviolis.
00:03:53.540 Bottomless.
00:03:54.180 All chicks from Philly care about is getting bottomless meals. 1.00
00:03:58.280 That's it.
00:03:59.040 She's like, oh, we were, we went to my friend Julia's birthday last week and they had bottomless
00:04:03.540 eggs at brunch. 1.00
00:04:04.720 And I was like, oh, fucking hide my dick in a submarine. 1.00
00:04:11.520 I do not ever want bottomless eggs. 1.00
00:04:15.160 Just pisses me off, bro.
00:04:16.980 She'd be like, oh God, I wish we were back in Manion.
00:04:19.660 There's a fire department that serves bottomless coleslaw every year during summer solstice or
00:04:24.720 whatever. 0.88
00:04:25.080 I'm like, oh, you're sick lady.
00:04:27.900 And she got upset if I take her to places that, that had regular servings, she got upset.
00:04:34.880 I know a great place we can go and get some, uh, some wings.
00:04:37.700 And she's like, well, how many do they give you? 1.00
00:04:39.720 And I'm like, this bitch. 1.00
00:04:44.080 I said, they give you a, you know, a, you know, a normal amount for somebody that's eating, 0.99
00:04:50.600 you know, five or six.
00:04:52.220 And you could just see her, just her energy just dropped.
00:04:57.100 She'd be like, oh, I wish we were in Philly right now.
00:04:59.260 There's, they're having bottomless cheesecake over in Fishtown today at 4 p.m.
00:05:04.280 I'd be like, I don't care.
00:05:06.700 I don't care.
00:05:08.480 Tonight in Center City, they're having bottomless manicotti.
00:05:11.340 I'd be like, and I was like, no, I don't want that.
00:05:19.600 And she got all, her feelings got hurt.
00:05:22.140 Her feelings got hurt, man.
00:05:24.040 And she's like, and she kind of snuggled up her grandmother and made her like a silver 1.00
00:05:28.600 linings playbook, like knitted quilt or whatever.
00:05:31.400 And she just was like, oh, you should go to Kensington.
00:05:36.220 They're having bottomless methadone over there.
00:05:39.160 You're like, oh God.
00:05:40.960 So anyway, I'm just, I'm just, it's an all call.
00:05:44.140 I would love, maybe one day I'll marry a nurse from Philly, marry a good, you know, semi-violent 1.00
00:05:51.600 woman who can put an IV in you after she fucking pieces you up a little bit. 1.00
00:05:56.720 But I'm just saying, be aware. 1.00
00:05:59.520 Women from Philly, they want it bottomless. 1.00
00:06:03.800 You know, I want a woman that wants a little bit of a bottom on things. 1.00
00:06:06.740 That's who I am.
00:06:08.080 So praise God and God bless everybody.
00:06:11.380 What's happening?
00:06:12.000 We just had some good shows everywhere.
00:06:13.860 You know, most of them are pretty good these days.
00:06:15.840 I think, I mean, I know it's hit or miss in some of the venues.
00:06:19.660 I'm just saying from an actual aspect of trying to pull it off.
00:06:27.260 Where do we go?
00:06:28.160 Yeah, Philly, Rochester.
00:06:29.780 We just had some out in San Diego, Oceanside, which is beautiful.
00:06:35.200 If you get to go there, everybody pulled up.
00:06:39.380 A lot of great folks and a lot of Mexican people too.
00:06:43.260 And I want to say something.
00:06:44.460 I want to say something right now.
00:06:46.260 I want to give a round of applause to all the Mexican people for keeping this country going.
00:06:54.880 Thank you.
00:07:00.520 Gracias.
00:07:04.600 Mas, mas, mas.
00:07:07.040 Thank you, though. 1.00
00:07:08.600 Because Mexican people keeping this shit going, bro. 1.00
00:07:12.320 They're the wind in the sail, man. 1.00
00:07:14.480 So I salute them. 0.99
00:07:16.820 If I see Mexican people, I hit them with that hard right there. 1.00
00:07:21.580 I give them that triple M right there for Mexico. 1.00
00:07:25.420 Hit them with that shit, boy. 1.00
00:07:28.560 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:07:29.160 Amor. 1.00
00:07:30.180 Amor, papa.
00:07:31.560 Amor, mama.
00:07:35.620 That's it.
00:07:36.580 Amor or less.
00:07:38.360 Mexico.
00:07:40.900 Thank you.
00:07:42.980 What else is going on?
00:07:45.940 Let's get into some news.
00:07:47.140 I could tell you more about me.
00:07:48.040 I've been a little bit burnt, but I don't want to go into that.
00:07:51.180 What am I dealing with?
00:07:52.240 Let me think about what I'm dealing with.
00:07:53.300 Maybe just on a personal level for a minute.
00:07:55.300 What's happening?
00:07:57.780 We have a Netflix special that we're coming up with soon.
00:08:00.860 We're going to tape that in New York City.
00:08:02.940 So just if you check on social media, on our Instagrams, we'll put it up on there.
00:08:08.760 So it's exciting.
00:08:09.520 And just thank you to everybody that's come out over this tour.
00:08:13.880 It's almost over.
00:08:16.100 And I just can't believe it, all the places that we've been.
00:08:18.360 And some of the shows, you know, we always tried our best.
00:08:24.380 But thank you guys for showing up and trying your best, too.
00:08:27.460 And giving the live show a chance.
00:08:31.340 And yeah, I've definitely learned a lot.
00:08:33.840 And yeah, so I just want to say thank you very much.
00:08:36.600 And I appreciate you for coming out.
00:08:38.020 And I hope I can return the favor to you in our lifetime.
00:08:40.800 Yeah, what else is popping with me personally?
00:08:45.220 I went to Hulk Hogan's funeral.
00:08:48.580 Yeah, my tour manager and I went down.
00:08:51.540 And it was, you know, you get down there and it's beautiful.
00:08:55.340 It was down in Largo, Florida.
00:08:56.660 And we ended up meeting up with Kid Rock.
00:08:59.860 Yeah, I was having dinner with him a couple nights before.
00:09:01.600 And he's like, do you want to go to?
00:09:02.680 He mentioned he was going down.
00:09:03.940 And I was like, oh, I'm going to go to the funeral.
00:09:05.340 And then he's like, let's go.
00:09:08.200 So we went.
00:09:08.940 And so that was the crew.
00:09:11.340 We get down there.
00:09:13.520 And we got to, I mean, it's in a beautiful church down there.
00:09:16.660 Where was that church?
00:09:18.200 Zach, if you can look that up for me really fast.
00:09:20.340 Where was that church down there?
00:09:23.040 Indian River?
00:09:24.320 Indian? 1.00
00:09:25.720 Oh, that's a damn casino, actually. 1.00
00:09:27.680 Indian Rocks Baptist Church in Largo, Florida. 1.00
00:09:30.080 Okay.
00:09:30.600 Indian Rocks Baptist almost.
00:09:33.320 I'm just saying that thing's a couple of, you know,
00:09:35.480 a couple of slow weekends away from getting overtaken by it.
00:09:38.940 Casino, bro, it sounds like.
00:09:41.540 But anyway, beautiful place.
00:09:43.600 Indian Rocks Baptist Church, you know.
00:09:47.180 And they have like a baptism.
00:09:50.000 It's actually where Hulk Hogan got baptized not too long ago.
00:09:53.760 They played that during the memorial service.
00:09:56.760 And it was nice.
00:09:57.580 Beautiful place there.
00:09:58.580 A lot of people sitting in there.
00:10:02.120 And you walk in and there's a lot of people in there, you know.
00:10:04.760 Hacksaw was in there.
00:10:06.780 Mount of the South Jimmy Hart was in there.
00:10:09.200 Ric Flair was in there.
00:10:12.080 Dennis Rodman was in there.
00:10:14.560 And he kind of like, he kind of, you know, I think as they were pushing the casket out,
00:10:20.020 it kind of shook, like wobbled a little bit.
00:10:22.760 And he, Rodman kind of stopped it, which was kind of crazy.
00:10:26.300 He was like, you know, like one last rebound kind of just, you know,
00:10:30.760 he kind of just helped toe the line there and just kind of keep the Hulk headed to heaven,
00:10:38.760 I guess, straight away.
00:10:40.440 And, but yeah, it was just, you know, it was kind of crazy because you're walking,
00:10:45.160 you know, for me, I was walking through a lot of my childhood,
00:10:47.600 just the moments of all these wrestlers.
00:10:50.460 And some of them's in wheelchairs and some of them's in, you know, 0.99
00:10:54.420 some of them got some chain mail and shit or fake spines, all kind of shit. 0.98
00:10:58.600 They got everybody's in there, fake arm. 0.99
00:11:00.760 Fake neck.
00:11:02.060 You got, you know, people in there are so many missing parts. 0.98
00:11:04.500 It's just a damn Jim McMahon Build-A-Bear over there at that Hulk Hogan funeral over there. 0.77
00:11:13.100 But yeah, so it was kind of wild just to see like all like the, you know, 0.96
00:11:16.440 parts of my heroes and stuff like that and like, and see heroes from when I was a child.
00:11:21.980 Because there was nobody bigger to us than professional wrestlers.
00:11:26.500 I'm going to say that right out loud.
00:11:28.860 And I must say that our love for professional wrestlers was bottomless, bro.
00:11:34.920 Point blank, homie. 1.00
00:11:36.700 We just loved them, dude.
00:11:38.200 I mean, Nate, like me and my buddy William would stay up at night and try to watch
00:11:42.200 Saturday night main event when Hulkamania would show up on there.
00:11:48.960 And the big boss man and bam, bam, big hello.
00:11:53.580 Me and my buddy William, both of us were falling asleep.
00:11:55.660 We would hold each other's eyes open.
00:11:57.400 I would hold his open and he would hold mine open.
00:12:00.300 And we would just hold each other's eyes open, boy.
00:12:03.600 And we would eat as many of those red hot fireballs as we could so our mouths would be like they were dripping blood.
00:12:12.120 And we would spray WD-40 on our arms and on each other's backs.
00:12:16.440 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:16.840 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:12:19.480 Get it on my back, whitey. 1.00
00:12:22.320 And we would do that shit, boy. 1.00
00:12:25.280 And we would fall. 1.00
00:12:26.980 Just wait there.
00:12:29.120 Until they came on the screen, the wrestlers.
00:12:32.920 Ultimate warrior. 0.99
00:12:35.500 Rudy the ravishing rapist or whatever. 0.99
00:12:41.060 I don't know who that guy was. 1.00
00:12:42.460 Oh, yeah.
00:12:43.160 With the hair cutters.
00:12:44.580 The gardener. 1.00
00:12:45.340 This like fucking gardener. 1.00
00:12:46.880 He had like gardener shears and he would fucking cut your mom's hair or something. 1.00
00:12:50.200 And then she would be a pregnant, you know. 1.00
00:12:55.000 So anyway, yeah.
00:12:56.380 But the wrestling, it was like we looked up to those guys, you know.
00:12:59.940 Like on our street, a lot of the kids, there wasn't a lot to look up to.
00:13:03.540 You know, there wasn't a lot to look up to.
00:13:05.440 So those wrestlers, when they, you know, it was like, I don't know.
00:13:11.060 Wrestling, to me, it felt like it was for poor people, bro.
00:13:14.260 I'm going to say that out loud.
00:13:16.120 You know, just all the character.
00:13:17.520 I don't know.
00:13:17.960 It just, I think there was no barrier to entry for wrestling, right?
00:13:21.800 You didn't have to have a hoop or a pool.
00:13:24.180 There was nothing you had to have.
00:13:25.580 You had to have a younger sibling who was willing to get hurt, okay?
00:13:31.240 You had to have a spare neck brace.
00:13:35.020 And that was all you had to have. 0.98
00:13:37.720 And you could be a professional wrestler in your house for a little while until your sister got fucking bad off. 1.00
00:13:47.600 I remember one time, one buddy's sister, she'd been fucking, they'd put her in a damn, you know. 1.00
00:13:54.120 My one buddy's finishing move was the damn biopsy. 1.00
00:13:57.840 And that shit, God. 1.00
00:14:00.380 You know, you could hear one of her eyes just rattling in the back of her throat like one of those lotto balls just coming up the pipe before you knew the number. 1.00
00:14:07.480 I mean, my buddy would, he would really rip his sister up. 0.91
00:14:12.020 But anyway, everybody's fine now as adults.
00:14:14.400 Pretty good. 0.99
00:14:14.880 But I remember she was all banged up and they had to put it to use a couple of damn broom handles. 1.00
00:14:21.500 I mean, full broom handles, not those little, you know, just some little kitchen bitch sticks. 1.00
00:14:28.140 I'm talking about that janitor thing, that fucking, you know, that janitor carries that big fryer tuck broom. 0.99
00:14:34.880 That bitch got that, that two inch girth on that big thing, that handle. 1.00
00:14:39.300 And they had her keyed up to a couple of those, like a damn scarecrow trying to keep her body organized enough so she could finish school. 1.00
00:14:48.320 So anyway, sorry, let me get back to it. 0.91
00:14:49.920 But when wrestling came on TV, man, it was like even if I felt horrible about myself as a kid or if I felt ashamed of where we lived, you know, if I felt, I don't know, if I felt like I didn't have somebody looking out for me or just all that stuff, all that stuff that I felt as a child, right?
00:15:07.820 You know, I'm not, not, I don't need any self-pity.
00:15:10.420 I'm just telling you those things I had, you know, that was part of my, part of my heart and brain at the time.
00:15:17.440 And all that would go away, man, when that wrestling came on, you know, like when Hulk Hogan came on there at like, it just gave me something.
00:15:27.020 Like I literally gave me something to look up to.
00:15:29.000 I would sit there and look up at the screen, you know, it was just, you know, it just gave you something.
00:15:35.460 Like it just made you feel kind of like thing, you know, something's possible. 0.98
00:15:40.720 You might need steroids and you might need, you know, a lot of fucking fake sweat or whatever. 0.98
00:15:46.940 You might need to fucking rub your body against another man at night in different cities around the world. 0.99
00:15:53.840 But you can figure it out. 0.99
00:15:57.140 And yeah, I just love that, man.
00:15:59.480 There was something about it in our neighborhood, man.
00:16:01.860 So yeah, shout out to my buddy Will Teague over there, Eddie Joe, Larry Tisdale, Robbie Taylor, the whole gang over there.
00:16:11.880 We loved wrestling, man.
00:16:13.600 It was, it was everything to us.
00:16:16.140 So thank you to Hulk Hogan and all the wrestlers that gave us that, just gave us that feeling of like, yeah, I'm going to show up. 0.95
00:16:23.200 And I'm going to rip my fucking shirt off and I'm going to fucking DDT somebody at my workplace. 0.99
00:16:33.720 That was good shit. 0.99
00:16:34.780 Anyway, but yeah, so it was just wild, you know, to get to see a lot of different heroes. 0.99
00:16:39.660 And part of me wanted to stay longer.
00:16:42.540 The people that I went with were left early.
00:16:44.620 And so I couldn't stay.
00:16:45.480 I wanted to kind of mill around and I got to say some hellos and meet some new people.
00:16:49.560 But I just felt really lucky to go.
00:16:53.260 Nick Hogan was there, Hulk's son.
00:16:55.080 That was nice.
00:16:56.000 I've met him before, but I got to see his wife, meet her.
00:16:59.640 And Linda, Sky, Tua Hulk's, his wife and ex-wife.
00:17:07.860 And one thing that I thought was pretty neat was whenever Nick Hogan was up there, he was just making a speech.
00:17:12.140 And he's like, you know, he said that, you know, he believes that his father's watching over him.
00:17:17.380 And then he kind of said, he kind of did like a bit of an impersonation of his dad.
00:17:21.360 And he's like, what you going to do when the Hulkster is watching over you?
00:17:27.560 And I thought that was pretty cool.
00:17:29.460 Anyway, that's through it, through to wrestling.
00:17:33.320 Oh, what else is going on?
00:17:35.020 Let's get into a little bit of news.
00:17:36.620 We've got some calls from you guys.
00:17:38.060 Because I do want to, you know, I want to try and do more regular episodes.
00:17:42.040 I know I said that before.
00:17:44.380 But with this tour almost done, I'm excited to get a little bit more space so I can feel.
00:17:49.840 And I want to have more space in my head to be creative.
00:17:55.700 And to feel, man.
00:17:56.980 There's days I can't even feel.
00:17:59.440 And I'm not complaining.
00:18:00.380 I'm just like, dang, this is life.
00:18:02.000 You just get, you know, you get going.
00:18:04.400 And it's hard to tap in sometimes and have a conversation with somebody where your feelings need to be present.
00:18:09.880 And that's one thing I really always loved about this podcast was just like the presentness of feelings.
00:18:17.500 And so I am looking forward to having a little more space in my life and time to make that a possibility.
00:18:25.180 So, but we'll see.
00:18:26.900 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:18:27.280 I've said that shit before. 0.94
00:18:28.680 But anyway, but yeah, thank you guys so much for support on this tour. 0.97
00:18:31.420 I can't even believe it.
00:18:32.340 I want to make a whole slideshow that I'm going to put together and maybe put out just to, like, just show, like, some different moments, people that we met along the way and things like that.
00:18:43.540 I'll have to figure that out exactly how I'm going to do that.
00:18:46.280 What do we have here?
00:18:47.120 We got new news here.
00:18:52.100 Morgan Wallen will not submit music for 2026 Grammys.
00:18:55.780 Morgan Wallen, who's never won a Grammy despite his status as being the biggest artist in country music, has the best-selling album of 2025 with I'm the Problem.
00:19:08.020 Morgan Wallen will not be submitting his music for consideration of the 2026 Grammy Awards.
00:19:12.200 Good for them, man.
00:19:13.260 Good for him. 1.00
00:19:14.040 I like that shit. 1.00
00:19:15.700 I like it. 1.00
00:19:16.300 Fuck it. 1.00
00:19:16.700 Because, you know, the awards are blessing. 1.00
00:19:18.760 That kind of stuff's nice.
00:19:19.600 But what does it mean?
00:19:21.360 Right?
00:19:22.260 And once you quit saying you could use us for your awards, then they don't have any awards, boy.
00:19:26.880 And the people choose. 0.98
00:19:30.820 But also, what the fuck am I talking about? 0.99
00:19:32.540 I don't know. 0.99
00:19:33.040 And I'm sure there's people out there that are excited to win Grammys. 0.97
00:19:35.180 But Morgan Wallen is doing some rogue shit, and I'm there for it. 1.00
00:19:38.340 I'm there for that shit, dog. 1.00
00:19:41.100 You're going to make me drive over there and get your deal. 1.00
00:19:44.420 Bring up a Grammy on the thing. 1.00
00:19:49.500 Let me look at one of these bitches. 1.00
00:19:53.880 I wish they gave you a real Grammy. 1.00
00:19:55.940 That's what I wish.
00:19:58.220 Oh, they give you one of these old hearing aid things right here.
00:20:02.280 Now, I wish they gave you a real-ass Grammy, boy.
00:20:06.140 Just a beautiful little grandmother would come out and hug you. 1.00
00:20:08.760 That's what we should do.
00:20:10.160 Dude, you win a Grammy, and then we have, like, six Grammys back behind a curtain, right?
00:20:20.420 And one of them, you know, they spark one of them up a little bit.
00:20:23.780 They kind of, you know, touch her in the back with a fork or something.
00:20:27.100 Nothing heavy, but just, you know, she's doing Grammy stuff.
00:20:29.400 She's knitting or something.
00:20:30.260 You got to get her attention.
00:20:31.540 And then that one rolls out from behind the curtain and hugs whoever wins.
00:20:36.540 Dude, that would be great.
00:20:38.280 Bro, are you telling me I would love a hug from somebody's grandmother?
00:20:45.480 God.
00:20:47.840 Those hugs are just the way you land in them.
00:20:52.820 It's like being at a spa. 1.00
00:20:56.000 You get a young hug from one of these young bitches. 1.00
00:20:58.680 Some of them are strong and shit. 1.00
00:21:00.220 They got, you know, some chick hugged me that day. 1.00
00:21:03.280 She had a couple damn dumbbells in her hand, two barbells, three and a half pounders. 1.00
00:21:07.840 It's like, what the fuck is this? 1.00
00:21:10.620 But you get a hug from a grandmother. 1.00
00:21:12.900 She got them damn catcher's mitts full of love. 1.00
00:21:16.860 She got two of them bitches, baby. 1.00
00:21:20.300 And their arms go right into the tits. 1.00
00:21:23.460 They ain't even a difference, bro. 0.99
00:21:25.040 That's just a big bicep tit.
00:21:30.880 Tits up.
00:21:32.940 Bicep tit. 1.00
00:21:34.080 That's just a damn fucking. 1.00
00:21:37.440 That's a fucking love seat. 1.00
00:21:40.820 She got them two arms like a damn front end loader. 1.00
00:21:43.440 That bitch will hug you. 1.00
00:21:45.160 God. 1.00
00:21:45.640 God.
00:21:47.520 So that's what I would like to see. 1.00
00:21:50.000 Because a lot of that shit, man, I don't care about that shit. 1.00
00:21:53.440 Put me on your thing. 1.00
00:21:54.640 You do this.
00:21:55.440 You won this. 1.00
00:21:56.720 Bitch, what is that? 1.00
00:21:59.140 Bitch, what is that? 1.00
00:22:02.580 Then you choose who you think's the best. 1.00
00:22:04.860 That motherfucker sold everything out there. 1.00
00:22:08.620 He sold everything out there. 1.00
00:22:11.560 Dude, I was talking to Morgan a couple weeks ago.
00:22:17.300 He said he couldn't even get a ticket to his own show, bro. 1.00
00:22:20.320 That's how sold out them bitches are, dog. 1.00
00:22:24.360 So what are y'all even fucking playing, bro? 1.00
00:22:27.100 Good for him, man. 1.00
00:22:28.120 Fuck them. 1.00
00:22:31.000 But now also I can't sing, so I could never win one. 1.00
00:22:35.540 But I almost won fifth place in that school spelling bee, baby. 0.99
00:22:39.380 And they put me in that bitch. 1.00
00:22:40.620 He said it was me and the final two. 0.98
00:22:42.940 And this girl named Helena, some people called her Big Helena. 1.00
00:22:46.020 I didn't do it.
00:22:47.660 But some people did.
00:22:50.440 And the word that I misspelled was inconvenience.
00:22:54.940 And she was pregnant at the time.
00:23:01.340 And she got it.
00:23:03.480 She got it right.
00:23:07.640 That's how it was.
00:23:08.620 They said, can you use it in a sentence?
00:23:10.660 And they're like, being pregnant in middle school would be an inconvenience. 0.90
00:23:17.540 And that cracked the code for it. 1.00
00:23:19.340 That bitch rattled off them letters. 1.00
00:23:23.360 Rattled off them letters. 1.00
00:23:24.460 Let me see how many letters in inconvenience, man.
00:23:27.160 Let me look it up here on my perplexity.
00:23:28.980 That's what I use.
00:23:30.180 Some people use other AIs.
00:23:32.740 I like this one.
00:23:33.500 It's a little more professional.
00:23:36.100 Let me see.
00:23:39.640 Inconvenience has 13 letters.
00:23:41.500 If you spell it correctly, it says on the air, dang.
00:23:46.520 Dang. 1.00
00:23:46.920 This bitch got jokes. 1.00
00:23:48.220 All right. 1.00
00:23:49.820 Type shit, man. 1.00
00:23:50.780 But I like that. 1.00
00:23:53.380 Let's keep it moving here. 0.94
00:23:55.940 Thank you guys for bearing with me today.
00:23:57.560 I'm trying to be a little bit more imperfect today.
00:24:00.200 And I mean that just in the sense, like in my head, I'm always like, I got to do this.
00:24:03.440 I got to do it. 1.00
00:24:06.480 Fuck. 1.00
00:24:06.860 I'm tired of that. 1.00
00:24:08.280 I'm tired of that voice.
00:24:12.380 What else do we have?
00:24:13.760 Oh, wow.
00:24:14.380 Here we go.
00:24:14.860 A woman reported missing by her family in Texas has been found living amongst a lost African tribe in the Scottish woodlands.
00:24:24.360 The kingdom of Kubala claimed they have settled in a forest in Jedburgh with the intention of reclaiming land that was stolen from their ancestors 400 years ago.
00:24:35.360 Wow.
00:24:36.240 And this lady is living there. 1.00
00:24:37.780 We live a very simple life of returning to innocence.
00:24:42.520 We return to nature.
00:24:44.020 And they got photos of them on here.
00:24:45.460 They grill and stuff like that.
00:24:47.660 They grill and up a lot of it looks like, you know, it looks like goat and stuff like that.
00:24:53.340 And they vibed out.
00:24:54.660 They got like Zulu warrior type of energy out here and kind of just chilling in tents.
00:25:01.000 It looks like kind of like REI tents.
00:25:03.720 But you got to be careful, man.
00:25:05.320 I think because a lot of I noticed this in my life.
00:25:07.540 If you take a woman to a certain restaurant, they want that lifestyle. 1.00
00:25:13.000 They want that lifestyle. 0.96
00:25:16.120 Dude, I was dating a girl in L.A. for a bit.
00:25:20.080 I took her over there to Rainforest Cafe. 1.00
00:25:24.260 Three weeks later, that bitch moved to St. Thomas and married a brother. 1.00
00:25:32.060 St. Thomas. 1.00
00:25:34.340 Oh, because I'm out here getting that bitch apps over here. 1.00
00:25:37.540 At Rainforest Cafe. 0.99
00:25:41.000 Be careful.
00:25:42.260 You take your lady to P.F. Chang's and next thing you know, she got all your shit all fucking chip chopped out at the house. 1.00
00:25:49.920 Lamp shades and everything. 1.00
00:25:51.560 Motherfuckers. 1.00
00:25:52.380 She got ninjas on the bookshelf. 1.00
00:25:55.120 She got a stack of books and then two ninjas just pushing against each side of them. 1.00
00:26:05.040 That's the kind of shit women will do that, bro. 1.00
00:26:07.780 You take them to P.F. Chang's over there. 1.00
00:26:10.860 You take a lady over there to P.F. Chang's and next thing you know, she got you brushing your teeth with a damn bamboo stick or whatever. 1.00
00:26:18.820 And that's your money buying all of that. 0.98
00:26:21.360 So, you got to be careful.
00:26:25.200 You can easily lose a woman. 0.94
00:26:27.580 Somebody probably took this lady to a nice restaurant of some sort. 1.00
00:26:31.540 That's what I would guess.
00:26:33.120 Probably took her out to a Caribbean dinner or Scottish meal or something.
00:26:38.180 Because that's it.
00:26:40.280 Missing Texas woman found living in a lost African tribe in Scotland.
00:26:45.540 But yeah, man.
00:26:46.480 That's what happened for me, man.
00:26:47.580 I took a lady to Rainforest Cafe. 1.00
00:26:50.500 And bam, that bitch gone out there. 1.00
00:26:53.280 But yes, that's living out there gambling. 1.00
00:26:57.620 Place a bet with me.
00:26:59.360 She's living out there on St. Thomas. 1.00
00:27:01.580 Wearing a grass skirt and shit. 1.00
00:27:04.560 Married to some guy who played in the NBA DL. 1.00
00:27:08.660 Out there.
00:27:10.320 G League?
00:27:12.220 That was it, bro.
00:27:13.720 She didn't even tell me bye.
00:27:16.620 She's out there saying, you know, I love the islands. 0.99
00:27:19.680 I'm like, bitch, you didn't even pay half for the food we ordered. 1.00
00:27:23.440 You didn't even pay half for the food. 1.00
00:27:26.100 We don't love shit. 1.00
00:27:29.480 Summertime. 1.00
00:27:30.320 Supposed to be all about fun and joy.
00:27:32.480 In the sun.
00:27:33.520 Relaxing.
00:27:34.080 The pool.
00:27:34.760 Good vibes.
00:27:35.580 But the truth is, it's also one of the busiest seasons for injuries.
00:27:42.420 Yep.
00:27:43.400 Injuries.
00:27:44.400 Ooh, I love the summer.
00:27:45.780 Oh, God.
00:27:47.000 I'm injured.
00:27:48.520 Whether it's a poolside slip, a festival gone sideways, a theme park accident, or anything.
00:27:56.120 Summer fun can take a turn fast.
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00:30:19.100 Anyway, what else we got?
00:30:20.680 FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart.
00:30:26.040 Gang, boy.
00:30:28.280 The Food and Drug Administration is warning the public not to eat, sell, or serve certain great value raw frozen shrimp
00:30:36.440 sold at Walmart's to possible contamination with cesium-137, a radioactive isotope.
00:30:44.640 Gosh!
00:30:46.220 What is happening?
00:30:48.180 U.S. Customs and Border Protection alerted the FDA about possible cesium-137 detected in shipping containers at four U.S. ports.
00:30:59.260 If you have recently purchased raw frozen shrimp from Walmart that matches this description, throw it away.
00:31:04.220 Cesium is a soft, flexible, silvery white metal that becomes liquid near room temperature but easily bonds with chlorides to create a crystalline powder
00:31:15.920 according to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. 0.99
00:31:18.960 Damn, that powder makes you want to fucking stay around and see if you can have a little bit of it. 0.99
00:31:23.940 A couple of different dates on great value brand shrimp. 1.00
00:31:26.780 Those are the issues.
00:31:27.540 You can check those out.
00:31:31.320 You know?
00:31:34.060 Honestly, it sounds like this almost just sounds like an origin story.
00:31:36.800 I bet.
00:31:38.000 Because this is how the media works.
00:31:39.960 I bet this is just an origin story for a new Marvel character.
00:31:44.080 That's all it's going to be.
00:31:45.920 This is how they do it.
00:31:46.960 They put something in the media that's not real.
00:31:50.100 And then they create a character on it a year later and bring it out.
00:31:52.940 So it's all, it builds in your head.
00:31:54.880 That's a psychology, bro.
00:31:56.320 That's a psychology.
00:31:57.860 They have a planned way to do it.
00:32:03.760 And that's what this is.
00:32:05.040 I think this is a new Marvel character.
00:32:06.780 This is Cocktail.
00:32:07.760 That's who it is.
00:32:09.000 Ooh, that's him.
00:32:10.400 Cocktail.
00:32:11.740 Started out as an appetizer. 1.00
00:32:13.780 Now he's a fucking boss. 1.00
00:32:18.520 We ride here. 1.00
00:32:23.720 Ooh.
00:32:25.660 Cocktail.
00:32:26.140 Cocktail.
00:32:27.540 Dude, I like that cocktail, bro.
00:32:30.900 That's the thing I've been getting now.
00:32:33.240 At nighttime, if I'm trying to be on a date, I'm trying to be in love or something. 1.00
00:32:37.660 Bam, bitch. 1.00
00:32:39.480 I'm getting you that. 1.00
00:32:42.080 That little shrimp cocktail, boy.
00:32:45.260 Yeah. 0.97
00:32:45.600 You just see them cock, them tails, because that's not the cock. 0.98
00:32:51.420 I don't know where the cock is, bro. 0.99
00:32:52.760 And that's fine. 0.99
00:32:53.500 I don't need to see it.
00:32:54.980 But you just see them tails hanging off the edge of that little cup they put them on. 1.00
00:32:58.920 Just like a couple stripper legs just hanging off that bitch. 1.00
00:33:03.800 And I like them, bro. 1.00
00:33:10.060 Cocktail.
00:33:11.700 He was an appetizer.
00:33:13.520 Now he's a boss.
00:33:16.420 One shrimp.
00:33:20.700 100 tons of cesium-137.
00:33:26.800 Oh, that could be it, man.
00:33:28.760 China's new pregnancy robot is set to replace the human womb by 2026. 0.81
00:33:33.460 I've been saying this.
00:33:37.740 The womb is great. 0.99
00:33:39.280 God made it.
00:33:40.100 It's beautiful.
00:33:40.840 It's that original OG skeet portal from Christ, right? 0.56
00:33:46.360 We get that.
00:33:48.040 And it's been amazing.
00:33:48.980 But you knew we were getting to this point where they was going to outsource that womb, that baby box. 0.62
00:33:55.880 Because big facts, dude, the womb doesn't even have air con, bro.
00:34:00.240 The womb doesn't even have air con, bro.
00:34:04.060 And some of them, the plumbing's even bad in them or whatever.
00:34:07.340 The baby's in there and they got a dang little piss creek or whatever rocking by or something.
00:34:12.840 Because mama's out there, you know, slurping too many lemonades or whatever. 1.00
00:34:17.360 Mechaladas. 1.00
00:34:19.880 So that's the kind of shit that pops off around there. 1.00
00:34:25.620 So, yeah, now it would be great. 1.00
00:34:27.460 You can have a little robot, even a little Chinese robot.
00:34:31.980 Your baby's in there.
00:34:33.180 You put the egg in there. 1.00
00:34:34.460 You put the semen in there. 1.00
00:34:35.680 It's even like a little microwave door on that bitch. 1.00
00:34:38.360 You put it in there. 1.00
00:34:39.240 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. 0.98
00:34:40.900 Set that thing, whatever you want.
00:34:42.620 Mild or whatever.
00:34:44.580 You know, eight months, seven months.
00:34:47.460 You could even do black and mild or whatever.
00:34:49.640 It's a little bit. 0.99
00:34:50.140 It comes out with that fucking Memphis crisp on it. 0.99
00:34:52.560 You feel me? 0.99
00:34:53.760 They got all the options now.
00:34:56.820 And then you and your wife can still read or whatever, fight, party or whatever, do a little toot or whatever.
00:35:04.840 And your child is getting organized, Chinese manufactured, really, I guess. 0.93
00:35:12.180 Now, that is true.
00:35:12.860 So, that may be sketchy because you have to deal with some Chinese manufacturing.
00:35:19.980 It might get tariffed when you take it out of the microwave.
00:35:22.520 I don't know.
00:35:23.320 Trump might put that freaking, he might put that Chinese extradition text when you open that microwave and get your child out.
00:35:29.780 But that would be great, man. 0.97
00:35:33.600 You know, your child is getting raised in a robot.
00:35:36.320 It's running around.
00:35:37.360 Boop, beep, boop, boop, beep. 1.00
00:35:38.880 And it can still complain.
00:35:40.280 You can even put a wig on.
00:35:41.180 It can still be like a wife if you need that energy. 0.97
00:35:43.760 It can still be like, I need some chocolate pickles for me.
00:35:48.860 I'm tired.
00:35:52.800 Please, rub my feet. 0.99
00:35:55.660 And you're over there just spraying WD-40 on them bitches, baby. 1.00
00:36:02.080 Them little Chinese toes or carpals de chino, Chinese toes. 1.00
00:36:11.280 What else?
00:36:12.120 I think we've gotten through a lot of stuff there on the news.
00:36:13.820 Let's crack into a few calls from you guys.
00:36:16.420 As always, the hotline for this show is 985-664-9503.
00:36:23.520 And thank you guys so much.
00:36:25.660 For your support and paying attention and just being a part of our life.
00:36:29.340 And letting me be a part of your life.
00:36:36.080 Yeah, I just can't believe that this tour is coming to an end.
00:36:38.240 But I'm also excited about it.
00:36:39.800 I'm excited for some new possibilities.
00:36:42.740 All right, let's take some calls right here that came in.
00:36:45.800 Thank you guys for hitting the hotline.
00:36:49.180 Hey, it's Shaky Jake.
00:36:53.540 Just got over a seizure.
00:36:54.860 Looking like David Bowie or something.
00:36:59.660 And Shaky Jake, baby.
00:37:00.860 He's that rattler.
00:37:02.440 He's one of God's rattlers out here, baby. 1.00
00:37:05.480 He's that damn tuning fork. 1.00
00:37:07.100 That buddy's got it in him. 1.00
00:37:08.080 Let's hear him more, brother.
00:37:08.880 I just wanted to say that the podcast really helps keep me positive and keep me smiling.
00:37:18.200 So thanks. 0.88
00:37:19.220 Even though things are fucking scary. 0.88
00:37:23.220 So thank you, Theo. 0.90
00:37:25.380 Well, you're welcome.
00:37:27.300 And I'm sorry I was making fun of you a few seconds ago on this call.
00:37:30.000 But also, I just was trying to make it more fun.
00:37:34.840 Because, yeah, when you said seizure and that's that thing, baby.
00:37:37.960 When you got them tremors, dog. 1.00
00:37:39.840 You fucking part earthquake, part human. 1.00
00:37:43.520 You hug a woman while you have one of those, she'll never let you go. 1.00
00:37:46.740 A lot of these babes. 1.00
00:37:48.440 They're paying $60, $70 for that type of action. 0.99
00:37:51.300 Over there at one of these sex shops.
00:37:55.820 So, God, I'm cheering you on here today. 0.99
00:37:58.100 Shaky Jake, he's got it in him.
00:38:00.280 And I'd love to know what kind of deal does he have?
00:38:04.300 I mean, here at the beginning again.
00:38:06.280 He's got an affliction.
00:38:08.100 Hey, it's Shaky Jake.
00:38:12.300 Just got over a seizure.
00:38:14.300 Looking like David Bowie or...
00:38:17.000 And he's got a black eye on him.
00:38:18.320 That's why he's saying that.
00:38:19.240 And the video is on YouTube.
00:38:20.640 We popped it in.
00:38:21.900 So, we got you in there, Shaky. 1.00
00:38:23.800 And, yeah, just heal up, baby.
00:38:28.740 And get better.
00:38:29.580 And we've all got something.
00:38:31.400 And we've all got something, man.
00:38:34.400 So, I commend you for putting it right out there.
00:38:36.680 Face forward, brother.
00:38:38.020 Right in this.
00:38:39.100 I just mean it just like, bam.
00:38:41.560 This is what I got.
00:38:44.260 You know? 1.00
00:38:45.040 I got that fucking... 1.00
00:38:46.780 I got that remix in my nerves. 1.00
00:38:49.200 I got that fucking reverb, homie. 1.00
00:38:52.880 That white reverb. 1.00
00:38:54.240 I like that shit. 1.00
00:38:55.480 Blessings to you, man. 1.00
00:38:57.020 And heal up well, brother.
00:38:58.200 And heal up soon, man.
00:38:59.080 Love you.
00:39:00.260 Let's take another call in here.
00:39:02.940 Hi, Theo.
00:39:04.760 Big fan.
00:39:06.160 Hello.
00:39:06.560 I had a question for you.
00:39:09.340 So, I've been seeing this guy for about two months.
00:39:12.720 I really like him.
00:39:14.060 And, I mean, I hope he likes me.
00:39:16.060 Well, I'm not so sure because we've been dating for, like I said, about two months now.
00:39:20.900 And he hasn't kissed me yet.
00:39:22.620 And I don't know what to do.
00:39:24.540 The other day, he put his arm around me.
00:39:26.320 And then he apologized because it accidentally fell down a little bit.
00:39:29.880 A little bit lower.
00:39:30.780 That's my waist, Theo.
00:39:33.040 And so, I can't...
00:39:34.420 He hasn't kissed me yet.
00:39:35.180 I can't tell if he's gay or if he just don't like me. 0.94
00:39:37.600 You know?
00:39:38.580 Well, there's other options, too.
00:39:40.820 Sometimes people don't kiss you because maybe they're sick.
00:39:43.120 Maybe they're sick.
00:39:46.220 You ever thought of that? 0.99
00:39:47.480 This boy could be damn terminal and you're over there. 0.99
00:39:50.720 Wish he'd kiss me. 1.00
00:39:52.680 You know?
00:39:53.960 And he's over there just hoping God gives him another afternoon.
00:39:58.100 Let's hear more.
00:39:59.400 And I'm typically somebody that likes the guy to take the reins.
00:40:02.580 So, this is kind of a sticky situation for me, Theo.
00:40:05.400 And I just wanted to get your advice on it.
00:40:07.460 Much love.
00:40:08.120 You know, I watch the podcast every week.
00:40:11.540 Well, thank you so much.
00:40:12.800 I appreciate that.
00:40:13.820 I appreciate the warm words there.
00:40:15.260 And I'll say this straight up.
00:40:17.200 A lot of men out there don't even do kissing anymore.
00:40:23.360 They do touching.
00:40:25.960 They do hand touching and wiener.
00:40:30.400 That's it. 0.99
00:40:31.880 Kissing's from damn 1800s or whatever. 0.99
00:40:34.600 1600s, Scotland. 0.99
00:40:36.280 You see people kissing over there.
00:40:38.060 Bring something up.
00:40:39.700 Let me see this.
00:40:41.980 Two people.
00:40:43.420 Kissing in Scotland.
00:40:46.440 1700s.
00:40:46.960 We'll split the difference.
00:40:49.420 Two people kissing in Scotland in the 1700s.
00:40:53.460 Bam.
00:40:54.080 Look at those MFers, dude. 1.00
00:40:56.080 G'day, sir.
00:40:57.800 Oh, fancy the lips, lad.
00:41:00.660 Oh, you're kissing me, huh?
00:41:02.480 Welcome to Scotland.
00:41:05.300 Yeah, see, so look.
00:41:06.260 What I'm telling you, baby girl, is that things have changed, you know.
00:41:09.260 Some guys, they don't do kissing.
00:41:11.880 They do hand touch.
00:41:12.820 They do wiener.
00:41:14.380 So that could be what's popping. 0.99
00:41:16.240 And I think, look, a lot of guys, even there's places, there's articles now where guys are going to Costa Rica and getting their balls even taken off their body. 0.98
00:41:26.760 They don't want them. 0.99
00:41:29.620 It's dumb. 1.00
00:41:31.400 Look at these balls. 1.00
00:41:32.200 Like, the wiener looks like a, you know, like it could get hired by Frontier Airlines. 1.00
00:41:37.360 That bitch looks like it's going somewhere. 1.00
00:41:39.520 The balls, they just look, they look like a couple of damn methadone homies sharing a wide mouth sleeping bag. 1.00
00:41:45.320 That's all it is. 1.00
00:41:46.940 So a lot of people are getting them nuts just clipped right off.
00:41:51.400 And that's how you, then you say to a lady, oh, I got, it's all wiener, no nuts. 1.00
00:41:55.840 All dick and no nuts, baby. 1.00
00:41:57.700 God. 1.00
00:41:58.820 And to a woman, that sounds like a diet. 1.00
00:42:00.920 That's a skinny margarita of sex right there. 1.00
00:42:04.160 All dick and no nuts. 1.00
00:42:08.920 So anyway, I'm just telling you that could be happening. 0.99
00:42:10.980 And look, it's 2027 or whatever it is. 0.99
00:42:13.400 Who gives a shit? 0.99
00:42:14.040 Some people are calling from the future now. 0.99
00:42:15.700 People are on different time continuums.
00:42:17.240 What I'm saying is this.
00:42:19.560 If you want to kiss him, kiss him. 1.00
00:42:21.760 Some woman the other night said, come over here and fuck me, little fucking honky, fat fuck. 1.00
00:42:27.380 Now, did I go over there? 1.00
00:42:28.480 No, it was late.
00:42:29.420 I was tired.
00:42:30.280 But I admire that lady. 1.00
00:42:33.360 Okay?
00:42:34.100 And she will get my vote if she ever runs for office. 1.00
00:42:38.020 But thank you so much. 0.99
00:42:39.240 I would just fucking kiss him. 1.00
00:42:40.520 I would fucking take his hands and I would just fucking, I would just be like, or just fucking write fuck me or something on one of his arms. 1.00
00:42:53.180 And then he reads it. 1.00
00:42:54.440 He's like, fuck me. 1.00
00:42:55.300 And then, bam. 1.00
00:42:56.660 So, that's actually, that's illegal.
00:43:00.060 I think that's illegal. 1.00
00:43:02.180 So, don't do that shit. 1.00
00:43:03.200 That's cheating or whatever. 1.00
00:43:04.140 But yeah, but yeah, I think these days some men are too spooked. 1.00
00:43:09.780 They held the me too shit. 1.00
00:43:10.900 Everybody lobbed in everything about that. 1.00
00:43:13.340 And now everybody is, you know, every guy's a prey, you know.
00:43:17.420 So, it's like now a lot of dudes, the good dudes are afraid.
00:43:21.040 They're afraid sometimes, you know.
00:43:24.840 And I'll say this too.
00:43:26.000 A lot of men, they think the wiener's barely even a wiener anymore in some circles of existence. 1.00
00:43:36.300 Some dudes, they just think they got that long pussy on them. 1.00
00:43:41.840 So, let's hear another call here. 1.00
00:43:44.760 As always, hotline 985-664-9503.
00:43:50.500 Here we go.
00:43:52.240 Hey, what's going on, Theo?
00:43:53.560 My name is Jake Smith.
00:43:55.140 Jake Smith, thank you for the call, Daddy.
00:43:57.460 I appreciate it.
00:43:58.200 Onward.
00:43:59.860 I was really wondering if you had some fatherly advice.
00:44:03.640 I got my first baby on the way here in less than a week.
00:44:07.640 I'm going to have to find out, boy or girl, so we'll see. 0.73
00:44:10.380 But a little bit about myself.
00:44:12.400 You know, I'm a horseshoer now.
00:44:14.260 I live over here on the countryside over on the West Coast.
00:44:17.580 Ooh, a horseshoer.
00:44:18.700 And I know what that's called.
00:44:19.680 That's called a farrier.
00:44:24.700 A farrier.
00:44:26.360 And I'm going to read it right now.
00:44:27.640 Shout out to the farriers out there.
00:44:31.300 A farrier.
00:44:32.600 A craftsman who trims and shoes horses hooves.
00:44:36.900 I appreciate that calling in.
00:44:39.860 My sister's ex-husband's stepdaddy was a farrier. 1.00
00:44:45.080 Cool business.
00:44:46.740 I enjoy watching those farrier videos over there on TikTok.
00:44:49.120 So, let's hear it.
00:44:53.520 I used to work in zoos.
00:44:55.480 Used to take care of lions and tigers.
00:44:57.080 Walk them on leashes.
00:44:58.600 And so, I'm used to the little wild animals.
00:45:02.160 But a wild child.
00:45:03.340 Now, that's something a little different.
00:45:04.720 Out of my expertise.
00:45:05.780 Oh, man.
00:45:07.440 I think you're going to be fine, daddy.
00:45:09.380 You know, y'all got that little cooter gangster heading into the world.
00:45:12.180 And that's beautiful.
00:45:14.240 You know?
00:45:14.960 I think that's beautiful.
00:45:15.880 You're going to be fine.
00:45:16.460 If you get a handle of a little working at a zoo.
00:45:22.240 You over there with the llamas, bro.
00:45:24.180 And the gerbils over there.
00:45:25.940 And them baby bears.
00:45:28.040 You know?
00:45:28.720 And the hermit crab.
00:45:29.840 Dog, I'm a hermit crab. 1.00
00:45:33.500 Be like, whatever, motherfucker. 1.00
00:45:35.240 We're late for work, dog. 1.00
00:45:37.220 That would be my thing, bro.
00:45:38.580 If I was...
00:45:39.180 You know, in Mexico, they don't have any hermit crabs, bro.
00:45:41.440 Because everybody's got to go to work, dog. 0.99
00:45:43.780 We can't fucking... 1.00
00:45:44.580 That shit is a fucking white shit, bro. 1.00
00:45:47.360 That lazy shit. 1.00
00:45:48.620 Oh, I'm a hermit crab. 1.00
00:45:51.340 Bitch. 1.00
00:45:52.940 Get off your fucking ass, homie. 1.00
00:45:56.020 But yeah, dog. 1.00
00:45:56.840 You'll be fine.
00:45:57.460 You babysitting animals and stuff.
00:45:58.980 You got a child on the way.
00:46:00.220 I don't know.
00:46:00.940 You're going to be fine.
00:46:02.180 But I say this.
00:46:02.900 Look that child in his eyes.
00:46:05.740 And share something good into his face.
00:46:08.560 Because that's all his eyes.
00:46:09.760 His eyes are just absorbing what you're putting out in the world.
00:46:13.440 If every time you look at that child, you're full of disappointment or you're discouraged or you're upset, then he's going to be upset.
00:46:19.820 It's going to live inside of himself.
00:46:22.080 You're casting a spell into your child's heart every time you look at him. 1.00
00:46:25.760 Now, I don't mean you can't get mad at him or rough him up or fucking tie their legs in a knot and fucking tickle them and fucking cover their body and fucking sprinkles. 0.99
00:46:37.500 But just know that you got to emotionally raise a child. 0.99
00:46:44.980 If you don't teach a child how to feel, then they're going to spend the rest of their life wandering around how to feel, homie. 0.98
00:46:51.340 So I'm not preaching at you.
00:46:52.800 I'm just wishing you guys the best in kind of an aggressive manner.
00:46:55.740 I guess I'm kind of tired, but that's all right.
00:46:58.480 Praise God.
00:46:59.180 Good luck with that child, daddy.
00:47:01.580 Here we go.
00:47:02.340 Yo, it's Emi.
00:47:06.040 What's up, Emi?
00:47:07.880 Thanks for calling.
00:47:09.300 I've been listening to the podcast for a long time.
00:47:12.060 Thank you so much for writing up my day.
00:47:15.340 I'm hiking or at work.
00:47:17.900 So I'm currently going to dinner with one of my ex-boyfriend's mom.
00:47:21.840 Um, I have kind of a silly question, like, how, like, how do people feel about furthering, like, a relationship with somebody's parent when you're no longer together?
00:47:34.120 Um, you know, me and this lady, like, we really love each other.
00:47:37.960 And if I could, she would be my mom.
00:47:40.460 Oh, yeah.
00:47:41.900 Oh, I can totally relate to that.
00:47:43.660 I think, you know, we all, you know, I believe that we get pieces of things of, excuse me, we get pieces of relationships from different people.
00:47:55.140 You know, like, um, there are moments in my life where my brother was around or wasn't around or was only so much available because of just positive things in his life or negative things in his life and vice versa.
00:48:09.000 And I would, you find somebody, you get a piece of brotherhood from somebody else.
00:48:15.420 You get a piece of fatherhood from somebody else.
00:48:17.860 You, you know, and I really believe it is that way.
00:48:24.020 Oh, I had so many friends, mothers.
00:48:25.960 I would be friends with my friends, parents.
00:48:28.120 I was way better friends with my friends, parents. 0.92
00:48:30.320 Most of the time I go over there and just bullshit my friend just so I could go be around her parents and fricking chill. 0.90
00:48:39.980 Smoke. 0.93
00:48:40.460 Sometimes my friend, my, one of my buddy's moms, she used to tell us, do not smoke. 1.00
00:48:44.800 If you guys get caught smoking, you are fucked, boys. 1.00
00:48:47.580 I'm going to pull your fucking feet off of your dick or whatever she would say. 1.00
00:48:50.760 Some thing, some old wives tale or whatever. 1.00
00:48:53.740 Then me and her would go smoke, do all my buddy was doing some yard work and shit. 0.51
00:48:58.600 So it's like, yeah, I had great relationship with my buddy's parent, with friends, parents. 0.95
00:49:03.480 That was so much fun.
00:49:04.780 Girlfriend's parents, for sure. 0.54
00:49:07.080 Oh, I got probably 50 of the first hugs in my life from this young, this, this gal I dated.
00:49:15.640 I got probably 78 hugs from her mother.
00:49:18.800 The best.
00:49:19.440 But yeah, a lot of that's been a lot of my life.
00:49:24.140 So yes, I think you can.
00:49:25.500 I think you get bits and pieces and you just attract yourself to people in life.
00:49:29.360 And then sometimes those relationships fade, but they don't fade like they disappear.
00:49:33.160 They just, time changes, you know?
00:49:35.060 And things happen.
00:49:37.740 And sometimes like the waves come and hit the beach and they still are hitting the beach,
00:49:40.640 but the water, the actual, actual wave that originally hit the beach, it'll kind of move
00:49:46.380 down the beach.
00:49:47.100 And so it's still hitting the beach, but it's moved on.
00:49:50.480 And that's how those relationships are sometimes in my life.
00:49:54.020 But I think they're great.
00:49:56.100 And yeah, and then we can do that for other people too.
00:49:59.660 You know, nothing makes you feel better than when you realize you have a moment doing something
00:50:04.820 with somebody and it means a little bit of something, you know?
00:50:08.760 That's really beautiful, I think.
00:50:11.360 But yeah, I mean, look, the love you can get from other people's parents, it's just
00:50:18.200 bottomless.
00:50:21.560 You feel me?
00:50:22.860 You didn't think I was going to say that.
00:50:25.940 And I'm feeling goofy today.
00:50:28.280 Hey, Theo, this is Jake calling from Illinois.
00:50:33.240 What's up, Jake?
00:50:35.580 Illinois, baby.
00:50:38.360 That's what's up, papa.
00:50:40.240 Let's hear more.
00:50:41.560 Anyways, I just needed some advice.
00:50:45.640 I work long shifts at work and I let my emotions get the better of me sometimes.
00:50:53.240 You know, I struggle with a little bit of an alcoholic problem and I know you've probably
00:51:02.680 talked about this plenty of different times.
00:51:04.980 I've listened to a lot of your podcasts, but it's really affecting my relationship and the
00:51:15.080 way I go about certain things that upset me.
00:51:19.180 And I can't seem to find that within me to get there.
00:51:25.320 My girlfriend that I'm with is really seeing the bad side of me that I don't want her to see.
00:51:31.360 But anytime anything really gets a hold of me that I don't like, it just takes over and I'm not the same guy that I was.
00:51:44.760 Amen, brother.
00:51:46.020 Look, I appreciate you calling.
00:51:47.440 I appreciate you letting me know and just sharing with us what's going on with you.
00:51:51.280 You know, yeah, man, anger has been, it's been a big problem of mine over the years.
00:52:00.880 You know, I think for one, for me is there's been a lot of rage from being young and never got out.
00:52:08.440 Rage.
00:52:10.060 I mean, fury. 0.99
00:52:11.440 I mean, a fucking fireball that has endless fuel. 0.98
00:52:21.280 I think as an adult, you know, the things that I noticed for me with anger was unrealistic expectations of others. 0.99
00:52:30.340 Unrealistic expectations of others.
00:52:33.220 I was able to help figure that out through recovery, through 12-step program.
00:52:38.500 Now, that doesn't mean I figured it out and then it solved it.
00:52:41.640 You know, at different times when I've been in and out of the program, I've like, you know, had to do the steps again and realize still a problem.
00:52:48.920 Still a problem.
00:52:49.740 But, yeah, unrealistic expectations.
00:52:53.000 Expecting people to know things before I told them.
00:52:58.120 That was a big part of mine.
00:53:01.120 Of what caused me anger, you know, because then I'm, you know, then I'm just, I'm always in conflict with everything.
00:53:10.180 So, that would be the only thing I think I could recommend would be if you go through 12 steps and you get through, and there's different programs.
00:53:16.880 You know, you mentioned some alcoholism, and I don't know if, I don't know if you're an alcoholic or not.
00:53:20.860 You will know.
00:53:22.400 You know, you won't.
00:53:23.360 It's only, it's self-diagnosed.
00:53:25.940 But, I do know there's other programs.
00:53:28.800 If you aren't, that's still of the 12 steps.
00:53:32.860 And when you go through step four and five and six, you really start to figure out, you know, your character defects.
00:53:40.560 And that can be a blessing.
00:53:43.060 You know, that's a gift.
00:53:45.000 So, anyway, that's the only thing I could really recommend that I have had experience with.
00:53:48.480 But, yeah, I just would be so angry.
00:53:51.520 And a thing like, I couldn't, I wish, I wanted to let that anger out.
00:53:54.760 So, the crazy part is, that anger will live in you, and then you let it out years later.
00:54:00.440 Sometimes the people you want to let it out at, they're not even there anymore.
00:54:03.280 They're ghosts.
00:54:10.400 Man, so it just can feel. 0.98
00:54:15.360 Like, then it's almost like you fucking feel it again. 0.63
00:54:17.960 Because now you're angry that, you know, now you're having to deal with it again. 0.76
00:54:22.840 That it's, not only was it in you at one point because you were furious, but now it's in you again because it's trying to get out of you.
00:54:31.140 It all comes to the surface, baby.
00:54:32.840 That's what I do believe.
00:54:34.400 But, look, man, if you do something for yourself, then something will be different.
00:54:38.140 That's the truth.
00:54:39.300 If you do one thing, then something.
00:54:43.120 You know, nothing changes if nothing changes, baby.
00:54:45.820 They say that.
00:54:46.900 And it's the truth.
00:54:47.960 Man, and if you heard that and you didn't understand it, then I'm just going to say it again slow.
00:54:54.440 Not because I'm trying to preach at you.
00:54:55.580 I just want you to hear it, right?
00:54:58.860 Nothing changes if nothing changes.
00:55:04.400 So, when I've heard that in my life, it's been like, okay, how long do I want to sit here and not take an action but expect things to be different?
00:55:16.560 It kind of just put a mirror in front of me sometimes.
00:55:22.960 All right, we've got one more call right here that came in.
00:55:27.660 As always, the hotline, 985-664-9503.
00:55:32.400 Let's see what we've got.
00:55:33.560 What's up, Mr. Vine?
00:55:36.760 What's up, brother?
00:55:37.780 Thanks for calling.
00:55:40.580 Yeah, man. 1.00
00:55:41.120 I just caught that shit with Joaquin Phoenix, dude, and he's the shit. 1.00
00:55:44.800 I bet that was wild. 1.00
00:55:46.060 Yeah, dude, it was freaking wild, dude.
00:55:49.520 So, I'll tell you.
00:55:52.080 Well, he said on the video, on the podcast, the reason that he came on was because he'd seen this video talking about the stuff in the Middle East, which was interesting to me.
00:56:05.100 Because, you know, some people don't want to think about that or hear about it, and I respect that.
00:56:10.700 But just that he said that was interesting.
00:56:13.200 But outside of that, just to get to see him, you know, he's had such a fascinating life.
00:56:18.100 You know, just from like, if you just go read up on his history, just traveling in kind of like a cultish, no school, like youth, and just this whimsical Jack Kerouac, if they're at a, it's almost like Peter Pan goes to a Grateful Dead type of show, you know, just, I don't know, just so many different things.
00:56:42.700 And then just like how talented he is, you know, and with him, and I don't even mean this like, it's talent for sure.
00:56:50.280 But it's almost feels, he's so unique that it feels almost otherworldly.
00:56:57.700 You know, it feels, I mean, you know, some actors, they have feelings, you can relate to the feelings.
00:57:06.200 He'll have feelings and connect behaviors to them that some of us have never even had, it feels like.
00:57:16.420 So it's just, yeah, so I just felt, I just felt so lucky.
00:57:22.260 And, you know, I wanted to be gracious to him.
00:57:25.720 I wish there was more things we could have talked deeper about.
00:57:27.880 But it's weird, you don't, you don't want people to think you're trying to just talk about certain things or tough times.
00:57:36.200 And, and you're trying to get to know somebody and let them know that you're trying to be as authentic as you can, or like, you know, that you don't have any ill will.
00:57:46.080 You know, I think, you know, so anyway, I'm kind of overthinking it, which is like my ego starting to flare up.
00:57:52.580 But I thought it was awesome, dude.
00:57:54.260 Let me hear more what you had to say.
00:57:56.020 I mean, you know, you're talented too, though.
00:57:57.600 It's like you're sitting across from just somebody in the business, I reckon.
00:58:00.980 But at any rate, you know, I do enjoy his movies quite a bit.
00:58:04.760 Oh, dude, no, I enjoyed it, man.
00:58:07.420 I hugged him like three times in the hallway. 0.99
00:58:09.560 And I was like, holy shit, dude. 0.99
00:58:11.460 I think I'm, you know, I mean, I'm, yeah, I'm going to get married to a woman one day or something. 0.99
00:58:16.880 But I'm, I can't hug him anymore.
00:58:18.680 That was what I realized.
00:58:20.000 I was like, oh, you can't hug somebody you don't know.
00:58:21.840 Somebody, if they're nice to let you hug them three times, but you shouldn't keep hugging that person.
00:58:29.500 You know, especially if they're, you know, it wasn't like, it wasn't, it was fine, but it was definitely, there was, there was no more hugs.
00:58:39.920 You could hear somebody say it.
00:58:40.980 Nobody said it, but you, we both heard it, right?
00:58:42.980 It was that kind of thing.
00:58:43.640 So, but no, he was gracious and, uh, I felt lucky.
00:58:46.940 And that movie Eddington, no joke, I think is one of the neatest roles.
00:58:51.260 Um, Austin Butler's in it, uh, Pedro Pascal or Pisa Pluma's dad, I think is in it.
00:58:57.280 I'm not even sure.
00:58:57.880 Check it out.
00:58:58.640 Anyway, thanks.
00:58:59.580 One more call right here.
00:59:00.560 Let's get to it.
00:59:01.340 What's up, man?
00:59:04.060 This is Miles.
00:59:06.540 What's up, Miles? 0.99
00:59:07.560 Damn, that feels like responsibility, dog. 0.99
00:59:11.860 Having that name? 1.00
00:59:13.300 Gah. 1.00
00:59:14.600 Every time I go for a jog, fuck. 1.00
00:59:18.020 Okay. 1.00
00:59:19.800 Onward.
00:59:20.820 I, uh, wanted to talk to you about your brother.
00:59:24.540 You know, I, uh, I recently got close to my brother and he's,
00:59:30.800 he's 12 years older than me.
00:59:33.460 I swear I'm not a mistake, but, uh, we got close.
00:59:37.120 We worked together and, and, uh, you know, we, I just,
00:59:44.520 he means a lot to me.
00:59:46.440 And, uh, I see the videos of you talking about your brother and
00:59:51.320 there's a lot of things I want to say to him and
00:59:55.540 you helped me with that.
00:59:59.340 Uh, we saw your comedy show in Kansas city.
01:00:03.940 You rocked it.
01:00:05.660 I don't think I've ever seen my brother cry till that moment.
01:00:08.240 And, uh, you know, I think you kind of helped us come together.
01:00:13.660 But, uh, my point is that I, I love you, man, and, and keep doing what
01:00:19.440 you're doing.
01:00:19.900 And you helped, uh, you helped me, you helped me, my brother, and, and
01:00:25.380 I hope your brother's doing good.
01:00:26.660 And I love you guys.
01:00:27.800 Peace out.
01:00:29.360 Well, thank you, bro.
01:00:30.420 That's nice of you to say, dude.
01:00:32.260 I think that's, yeah, man, I appreciate it, dude.
01:00:35.720 Thank you, bro.
01:00:36.520 I liked how at the end you said, I love you guys.
01:00:38.780 You know, you included my brother, even in that statement.
01:00:41.060 Uh, I thought that was very thoughtful of you.
01:00:43.780 Um, yeah, you know, I think this goes back to even to that lady that called 0.91
01:00:48.380 earlier saying like, do we, you know, is it okay to be friends with, uh, an old
01:00:52.060 friend's mother or an ex's mom?
01:00:53.520 You know, it's like we get pieces of relationships from different people over
01:00:57.040 time.
01:00:57.760 Um, you know, and some people fill in the blanks for us while people, um,
01:01:03.280 aren't there, uh, or can't be there.
01:01:08.360 Um, but yeah, having a brother, man, that's just like, I'm so glad you guys
01:01:13.180 have gotten some moments.
01:01:14.660 Oh, dude, a moment, a moment with my brother where I know that he loves me or
01:01:21.840 I'm able to let him know that I love him.
01:01:23.600 I don't know why that kind of stuff is so hard sometimes for some brothers, but,
01:01:27.780 uh, oh yeah, those are some of my favorite things.
01:01:31.140 You know, like one day, whenever I die, that's the feeling I want to feel when
01:01:34.940 I'm leaving, you know, I think that's where I would go back to in my head or my
01:01:39.180 heart, just go back to that space, you know, cause it's kind of like as close as
01:01:44.800 you will get.
01:01:47.940 And also it's like having somebody that's like cares about you, but also can be
01:01:51.320 like a detective because they have the same clues as you inside of them.
01:01:56.860 So being able to conversate and stuff about those things and work things out, uh,
01:02:00.380 it's awesome.
01:02:01.580 I'm glad y'all got to do that.
01:02:02.560 Thank you for coming too, bro.
01:02:04.200 Thank you, bro.
01:02:06.520 Yeah.
01:02:07.140 And you know, brothers, older brothers, we don't get, we should have a special day
01:02:10.220 for them.
01:02:11.100 You know, they, they take a lot of the, they take a lot of the early heat in the
01:02:15.160 world.
01:02:16.420 They are experimental for a lot of families.
01:02:19.500 They're like, well, let's see what happens with Gary.
01:02:23.380 You know, they send, you know, or they'll be like helicopter. 0.97
01:02:27.780 They'll have them in a fucking, you know, but, but it gets different though. 0.99
01:02:32.920 When you get on now six, seventh child, that motherfucking got no clothes on. 1.00
01:02:36.580 You know, Gary's got to wear a damn neck brace full time. 0.99
01:02:39.520 He's got polio shots. 0.99
01:02:41.940 He didn't even have polio, but they gave him so many vaccines. 0.96
01:02:44.380 He's damn got it now. 0.96
01:02:46.400 He's got that, you know? 0.97
01:02:48.600 So I think it's, they do a lot to that early brother, you know?
01:02:55.160 And then we get to watch and see like, and learn the landscape.
01:02:58.720 And then you're always trying to be your older brother, but be yourself.
01:03:02.820 But yeah, thank you, man.
01:03:05.820 I think I don't, I don't know what else to say today about it, but we should have a brother's
01:03:12.280 day in the world, you know?
01:03:15.880 And I know the brothers out there in Philly are bottomless, dude.
01:03:19.440 I know that, you know, but I mean, we should have a brother's day, man.
01:03:24.440 You know, where there's just like a special time for brothers right there.
01:03:28.920 Cause Indian dudes, they have it all the time. 1.00
01:03:31.060 You see a couple of Indian brothers, they're holding hands and everything. 1.00
01:03:34.620 They're over there putting fucking, uh, you know, zit-zacky on each other's necks and shit. 1.00
01:03:40.940 Them dudes is close as hell. 1.00
01:03:43.260 But yeah, I'm happy for you, bro.
01:03:45.240 And I'm happy that you thought today, I'm a caller today.
01:03:47.740 I'm just going to tell somebody else I love my brother.
01:03:49.960 It's kind of, you know, it's, it sounds bizarre to say that, but it also sounds like one of the
01:03:55.420 most important things you could do. 0.94
01:03:58.140 Tell somebody, you know, I fucking love my brother. 0.99
01:04:00.140 They're like, well, damn, all right. 0.99
01:04:02.420 You know, find a state where it's legal or whatever. 0.99
01:04:05.360 Trump will take it away.
01:04:07.580 Um, anyway, thank you for the call, bro.
01:04:10.140 I love your brother too.
01:04:11.240 And you tell your brother, I said, I'm proud of his brother.
01:04:16.180 Um, Dustin Poirier's retired, but that's okay.
01:04:19.600 We never give up on him.
01:04:21.780 We love him.
01:04:22.680 He's going to be out there fighting crime.
01:04:24.280 I don't know what he's going to be that Bayou Batman.
01:04:26.440 You know, that's who he is, baby.
01:04:28.500 James J.
01:04:29.340 Braddock at a Bayou Swamp Dorella, man.
01:04:31.880 You know it.
01:04:33.640 We still got love.
01:04:34.900 He's in our hearts always.
01:04:36.940 As we move forward.
01:04:38.040 I will say this one thing.
01:04:40.900 I bought myself something nice.
01:04:43.340 We donated to the Dustin Poirier Foundation and we got his final fight gloves.
01:04:48.920 And so those are going to be, um, in the studio.
01:04:53.440 And so he was one of our first guests.
01:04:56.380 He's given us a lot of support, but also a lot of inspiration over the years, you know?
01:05:02.260 And, uh, and that's another place right there.
01:05:04.780 I'm thinking out loud where sometimes you get a piece of a brother or a sister or a mother or a friend or something.
01:05:10.460 You get it through somebody else, you know?
01:05:12.640 And that's a, those are gifts from God.
01:05:15.520 Um, so, and to anybody out there who doesn't have a sibling or something, they've lost a sibling or something like that.
01:05:21.920 Feel, feel that channel of your sibling through others.
01:05:24.100 You know, I hope that there's an opportunity for you to feel that or that there's a, there's a avenue of grace that opens up in your life today or this week where you get to feel something like that.
01:05:33.640 Cause I believe that people on the other side can feel them when we talk to them.
01:05:37.800 I believe they, I believe, I bet, I bet not only do they feel it, I bet they hear it in beautiful stereo.
01:05:43.900 You know, I bet all of our siblings and family members could be at a big rave somewhere.
01:05:48.360 And whenever we say something to them from this side, the DJ's out there and he just remixes the words, you know?
01:05:54.700 I love you, Ronnie.
01:05:56.200 You know?
01:05:57.400 We miss you, Jillian.
01:06:00.440 We miss you, Jillian.
01:06:03.640 But, um, anyway, praise God.
01:06:06.520 You guys be good to yourselves.
01:06:07.820 Thank you for letting me be a part of your life.
01:06:09.300 Sorry, I was kind of chatty today.
01:06:11.100 Thank you, guys.
01:06:12.680 Uh, love y'all.
01:06:17.540 And thanks for loving me.
01:06:19.280 Or thanks for just listening, even. 0.98
01:06:20.980 Even if you hate me, just fucking thanks for tuning in. 0.99
01:06:23.580 Praise God. 0.99
01:06:24.220 Now I'm just floating on the breeze And I feel I'm falling like these leaves
01:06:30.320 I must be cornerstone
01:06:33.620 Oh, but when I reach that ground
01:06:38.220 I'll share this peace of mind I found
01:06:41.040 I can feel it in my bones
01:06:44.540 But it's gonna tell you
01:06:47.220 Thank you.