This Past Weekend with Theo Von - #606

00:00:00.000 Today's guest is a country singer and songwriter.

00:00:03.140 She's my Louisiana sister.

00:00:06.040 She just released the deluxe version of her latest album, Whirlwind.

00:00:10.640 She's on tour now.

00:00:11.960 She always is up to something.

00:00:14.700 I'm so grateful to spend time again with Miss Lainey Wilson.

00:00:18.940 I love this.

00:00:30.000 Dang, girl, you got that deluxe coming out, huh?

00:00:39.680 Deluxe.

00:00:40.560 God.

00:00:41.320 How many songs are on it?

00:00:43.200 I mean, it's five, but I'm already working on that next record.

00:00:48.300 I'm already working on the record before the record's out.

00:00:51.680 You know what I'm saying?

00:00:52.240 Like the next one.

00:00:53.520 Oh, yeah.

00:00:54.300 I feel like you're just working in the past and the future.

00:00:57.220 That's it.

00:01:00.000 What about this?

00:01:02.660 Hey.

00:01:04.520 Oi.

00:01:06.260 Why does that sound...

00:01:07.020 It's like telling a ghost story.

00:01:08.320 Yeah.

00:01:10.680 Yeah.

00:01:11.120 That was the best.

00:01:11.960 That kid that got under there and told that ghost story.

00:01:14.460 Were you like...

00:01:14.940 With the flashlight?

00:01:15.940 Yeah.

00:01:16.580 And then there was always the one kid.

00:01:18.000 He couldn't control the flashlight.

00:01:19.400 It was just like...

00:01:20.760 He put it straight into your eyes and you were like, God.

00:01:23.680 It's a dang exorcism.

00:01:25.460 I just was thinking about it.

00:01:27.860 Did you ever hear any stories from the Myrtles in St. Francisville, Louisiana?

00:01:34.040 Like the plantation?

00:01:35.240 The plantation.

00:01:36.320 I mean, my mama took her gifted students down there.

00:01:39.000 She did.

00:01:40.040 And she got some weird stuff in her pictures.

00:01:42.520 I just thought about Louisiana.

00:01:44.960 Oh, yeah.

00:01:45.640 No, that's some of the kind of stuff.

00:01:47.180 I mean, first of all, being gifted in Louisiana, I was in some of those courses.

00:01:52.640 Were you?

00:01:53.380 Yeah.

00:01:53.840 I mean, you just got the full alphabet they gave you.

00:01:57.100 I remember like regular ed, they were cutting kids off at like M.

00:02:01.380 I'm like, what?

00:02:02.860 You'd meet kids that could only knew words that had the first half of the alphabet in them.

00:02:07.280 I was like, God, you gotta...

00:02:08.920 That's some Louisiana stuff.

00:02:10.100 But then you'd get in that gifted class and they had, dang, 13 more letters in there.

00:02:15.460 I was like, dude, I was never in a gifted program.

00:02:17.460 Really?

00:02:18.620 No.

00:02:20.000 I'm too ADHD.

00:02:21.920 Oh, you did have it on.

00:02:23.220 I mean, I'm like, I never really got like diagnosed with it, but I absolutely know that

00:02:27.400 I'm like, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel.

00:02:30.040 You know, I was thinking about, I wasn't thinking about spelling and reading and...

00:02:34.300 No.

00:02:35.060 You had 4-HDHD, I think.

00:02:37.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:38.260 I like that.

00:02:39.240 That's a real kind of rural version.

00:02:41.240 That's it.

00:02:42.060 That's what I'm gonna call it.

00:02:43.240 Yeah, you can't pay attention, but you'll pet something if it shows up.

00:02:46.340 Uh-huh.

00:02:47.500 Yeah.

00:02:48.560 Me and my sister, we did show horses.

00:02:50.840 I bet there's a...

00:02:51.960 We'd walk out there like this.

00:02:53.420 This is like, you're holding like right there at the, you know, at the bit.

00:02:58.400 Uh-huh.

00:02:59.760 And then, so you walk out like this and then you have to like get all four of their feet

00:03:03.220 lined up.

00:03:04.360 And my horse half the time was a pain in the ass, but I think I got like first runner up,

00:03:10.220 something like that.

00:03:11.220 Oh my God.

00:03:13.300 Yeah, they didn't have that.

00:03:14.560 Were you in 4-H?

00:03:15.860 No, I was not.

00:03:17.020 You weren't.

00:03:17.860 I was not in it.

00:03:18.680 I think they, something happened in our area got discontinued for a year or something.

00:03:22.700 I think the barn sunk or wherever they were running it out of.

00:03:25.620 They had a dang infestation over there or something.

00:03:28.720 Or termites.

00:03:29.540 I mean, a bad batch of termites came.

00:03:31.700 That's some Covington stuff, huh?

00:03:33.340 Oh.

00:03:34.180 They took that thing down in a night, that barn.

00:03:38.000 And they left town.

00:03:39.940 See ya.

00:03:40.500 Yeah, those things were full.

00:03:42.480 I was like, how'd y'all not see them leaving?

00:03:43.780 They ate all that wood.

00:03:45.680 They ate all that wood and just took off, you know?

00:03:48.400 Oh my gosh.

00:03:49.100 It was that kind of thing.

00:03:50.740 Show horses.

00:03:51.560 I bet there's a, because a lot of women put in extra hair.

00:03:55.360 Do you ever have to do it or no?

00:03:56.660 Put in extra hair?

00:03:57.520 Yeah.

00:03:57.840 On me?

00:03:58.320 Yeah.

00:03:59.340 Yes.

00:04:00.920 You think this is mine?

00:04:02.560 I can never tell.

00:04:04.180 Is that all yours?

00:04:06.360 It is.

00:04:06.780 That's it.

00:04:07.460 You got that good hair.

00:04:09.120 Well, it's coming and going.

00:04:10.080 You still got all your hair.

00:04:11.180 It's coming and going, honey.

00:04:12.600 Something will happen.

00:04:13.800 I'm sure.

00:04:14.500 I'll probably lose mine before you lose yours.

00:04:16.620 You know, that's just how it goes.

00:04:18.400 That is not true.

00:04:19.220 I bet there's a horse out there that is so happy you are wearing its hair.

00:04:22.800 I hope so.

00:04:24.140 I hope so.

00:04:24.960 I bet there is just a...

00:04:27.080 I have a horse who's turning 31 this year.

00:04:31.060 No, you don't.

00:04:32.280 31.

00:04:32.980 Tex.

00:04:33.800 And how is he?

00:04:35.240 He's good, but I think I just got the last ride on him.

00:04:38.540 Oh.

00:04:39.040 Yeah.

00:04:40.180 Yeah.

00:04:40.620 Was he in your 4x4 video or no?

00:04:43.040 No, that wasn't him.

00:04:44.340 No, he's in Louisiana.

00:04:46.540 Okay.

00:04:47.480 I don't know if any of these pictures right here are Tex.

00:04:50.020 The one that looks the closest to him is that one right there, though.

00:04:54.100 God, he's beautiful, huh?

00:04:55.920 Yes, he is.

00:04:56.840 I got him when I was 9 years old and taught me a lot.

00:05:01.200 Did he?

00:05:01.860 Taught me a lot.

00:05:03.460 He did.

00:05:04.160 I mean, how to stay in the saddle, you know?

00:05:07.440 I mean, he was not broke.

00:05:09.400 That's him right there.

00:05:11.740 Oh.

00:05:12.280 That's in 2020 back in Louisiana.

00:05:14.420 He's 31?

00:05:15.840 31.

00:05:16.240 My God, he's got to be getting a pension now, huh?

00:05:20.460 He better be.

00:05:21.960 He better be.

00:05:23.280 If not, we better talk about it.

00:05:26.460 Oh, that's awesome.

00:05:28.100 Yeah.

00:05:28.920 Oh, Tex.

00:05:29.900 And did your sister have a horse, too, or no?

00:05:31.820 Yep.

00:05:32.700 She did.

00:05:33.820 Hollywood and their best buddies.

00:05:36.260 And he's, I think he might be like a year or two younger than Tex, but they hang out in the pasture.

00:05:41.540 I mean, they are like, you can't separate them.

00:05:44.960 God, maybe they met online or whatever.

00:05:46.740 They probably did.

00:05:47.820 Yeah.

00:05:48.340 I think I would like to get a horse.

00:05:50.920 As soon as I get a family or something, I'm going to give me a little horse.

00:05:54.540 Okay.

00:05:55.620 Okay.

00:05:56.160 Where are you going to put it?

00:05:57.020 Is that what I'm going to do?

00:05:57.760 Probably in the yard, I guess.

00:05:59.980 I mean, I guess.

00:06:00.500 In the front yard?

00:06:01.940 No.

00:06:03.520 That's also some Louisiana shit.

00:06:06.980 Fence in the whole house.

00:06:08.160 Yeah, dude.

00:06:10.800 You have a horse in the front yard.

00:06:12.440 You live on a quarter acre and you got a horse.

00:06:14.600 At least you got a horse.

00:06:17.100 Oh, gosh.

00:06:18.260 God, dude.

00:06:18.920 Yeah, I do miss being in Louisiana a lot of times.

00:06:21.060 It gets interesting as your life changes when you get outside of there.

00:06:24.620 You know, do you notice it feels slower when you go back now?

00:06:27.400 Oh, yes.

00:06:28.580 100%.

00:06:29.020 Even just calling mama and daddy back at home.

00:06:33.800 That's why I do call and FaceTime my family so much.

00:06:36.760 I just kind of, you know, you think about the fast pace of all of this.

00:06:42.680 I mean, it is like life is constantly changing every single day.

00:06:45.900 It's probably the same way for you.

00:06:48.440 But it's important for me to just call back and kind of, that's what kind of plants my feet

00:06:53.780 on the ground.

00:06:55.040 FaceTime my nephews who don't think I am cool at all.

00:06:59.400 Yeah.

00:06:59.660 I'm talking about the oldest one.

00:07:02.780 He's six years old.

00:07:04.200 And the teacher asked the other day.

00:07:07.840 They were talking about like the farming way of life and the country living life and all

00:07:12.120 that stuff.

00:07:12.760 And somehow country music got brought up.

00:07:15.560 And she was like, does anybody in here like country music?

00:07:18.620 Like, and Knox, he's in the back of class and he's just like, you know, not raising his

00:07:24.400 hand.

00:07:24.740 And she's like, Knox, you don't like country music?

00:07:26.300 And he goes, not really.

00:07:29.680 And then she goes, if you had to choose a favorite, who would it be?

00:07:33.360 And he said, well, I guess my Aunt Lainey.

00:07:36.780 Why are you little asshole?

00:07:39.120 Forced to do it.

00:07:40.720 Forced.

00:07:41.160 God.

00:07:41.460 There's nothing I could do that would make them think that I'm cool.

00:07:44.720 A couple more number ones.

00:07:45.720 I mean, I don't know what it takes for these kids, you know?

00:07:47.660 I know.

00:07:48.100 I don't know what it takes.

00:07:48.960 I know.

00:07:49.340 They're almost like the damn CMA voters or whatever.

00:07:51.940 That's exactly how it feels.

00:07:53.200 I'm like, what else can I do?

00:07:55.380 Please vote for me.

00:07:58.240 Kids are funny.

00:07:58.960 My little nephews won't even answer my calls anymore.

00:08:01.360 I'm like, dude, what do you mean?

00:08:03.880 Leaving you on read.

00:08:05.020 Yeah.

00:08:05.320 They just, it's different.

00:08:06.500 They don't, I think they just, they're locked in their own universe, you know?

00:08:09.900 So, have you guys, you're just getting married.

00:08:13.600 Are you married yet or not?

00:08:14.640 I ain't married yet.

00:08:15.720 Okay.

00:08:16.280 I'm making him wait.

00:08:17.440 Oh, God.

00:08:17.840 Making him wait.

00:08:18.540 He made me wait.

00:08:20.060 Yeah.

00:08:21.080 Yeah.

00:08:21.560 Is that your wedding ring on?

00:08:22.860 Yeah, that's it.

00:08:23.320 Let me see that thing.

00:08:24.740 Yeah.

00:08:25.440 See that?

00:08:26.340 Boy.

00:08:27.380 When he opened up that box, I was like, yeah.

00:08:30.780 I guess I do.

00:08:32.540 I guess I do.

00:08:33.740 I'd have been dang, I'd have considered it, and I prefer women, you know?

00:08:37.540 I know.

00:08:38.300 I know.

00:08:38.660 God, where did he get that out of a day?

00:08:41.060 Well, he designed it.

00:08:43.440 He designed it.

00:08:44.320 Did he really?

00:08:44.960 Yeah.

00:08:45.600 Nuh-uh.

00:08:46.280 Yeah.

00:08:47.680 Yeah, you see that?

00:08:49.300 Uh-huh.

00:08:49.940 That would make Superman sit down for a half hour.

00:08:52.540 That's it.

00:08:53.080 That's it.

00:08:53.740 We got engaged at George Jones' old house.

00:08:57.900 I remember seeing the video, seeing something of it.

00:09:01.480 Oh, there you go.

00:09:02.940 There he is.

00:09:04.120 Mr. Hodges right there.

00:09:05.380 Good guy.

00:09:05.740 That's it.

00:09:06.440 He is a good boy.

00:09:07.440 He just lets me do my thing, and he does his, and it just works.

00:09:14.060 Does it?

00:09:14.500 My best buddy.

00:09:16.000 I wonder what errors people make in that type of thing, I guess.

00:09:19.220 I mean, it's so hard because people's schedules just get so hectic.

00:09:22.940 Well, for sure.

00:09:23.740 Does he come on the road with you if you're out, or does he kind of pop in and out?

00:09:26.400 Every now and then.

00:09:28.020 He's busy doing his own stuff, and that's great.

00:09:31.300 Like I've always said, I have to have somebody that has their own dreams and goals and motivations,

00:09:39.180 and then we have things to talk about and come together and dream.

00:09:43.100 I just didn't want to be the only one dreaming kind of thing.

00:09:47.940 But yeah, he's awesome.

00:09:49.940 He's killing it.

00:09:52.160 Yeah.

00:09:52.720 I got to check in with Mr. Hodges and see what's going on.

00:09:57.260 You need to come out to the house.

00:09:59.340 We had a crawfish bowl.

00:10:00.800 Oh, wait.

00:10:01.340 Y'all invited me to something.

00:10:03.160 I did.

00:10:03.720 We were having a crawfish bowl.

00:10:04.620 I think it was actually Duck's birthday.

00:10:06.980 Do you get crawfish a good bit?

00:10:08.600 I don't do it in Nashville very much.

00:10:10.880 We got it sent up.

00:10:12.120 Was it good?

00:10:12.700 It was from South Mississippi, and it was good.

00:10:17.620 I've heard it's good.

00:10:18.600 It was good.

00:10:19.420 God, I've heard it's good.

00:10:20.940 Yeah, I got to come and have some.

00:10:22.600 I got to get some this year.

00:10:23.800 I can't even believe I haven't done it that much.

00:10:26.100 We have some during the season at our bar downtown, Bell Bottom's up.

00:10:31.960 They got a truck out there, a crawfish truck.

00:10:33.780 Oh, really?

00:10:35.000 Hell, yeah.

00:10:35.780 Kind of sounds dangerous, but good, you know?

00:10:38.980 Yeah.

00:10:39.640 I mean, I'm surprised they don't get hijacked more by criminals and stuff, but I think that's

00:10:42.680 just us from Louisiana prefer it.

00:10:44.300 Look at that.

00:10:45.060 God, that's it right there.

00:10:46.340 That's it.

00:10:47.780 Oh, that'll definitely.

00:10:48.960 Get in my belly.

00:10:50.460 Get that salt intake.

00:10:51.340 Look at the beautiful color on those.

00:10:52.820 I know.

00:10:53.420 Sometimes you get the dark red one, the one that's been to hell and back or whatever.

00:10:57.240 Is that the one that died before?

00:10:58.600 They say sometimes it died and got brought back to life.

00:11:00.740 I'm like, nobody's resuscitating these things.

00:11:03.240 I heard the one with real flat tail is the one that was dead before they cooked it.

00:11:09.340 Yeah.

00:11:09.600 I heard that one got around a lot in college, too.

00:11:11.920 I heard.

00:11:12.480 Yeah.

00:11:12.580 There's definitely, yeah.

00:11:13.880 I mean, you hear a lot of myths about those.

00:11:15.480 But there is always like the crawfish that's like way too dark.

00:11:18.980 It's like, it just like at the colored way, you're like, what is going on?

00:11:22.220 And you just got to go around it.

00:11:23.340 Yeah.

00:11:23.660 You just got to set it to the side.

00:11:25.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:25.840 I feel you.

00:11:26.880 And there's one, sometimes they're still blinking at you a little bit.

00:11:29.540 You know, one of them still has got that left turn signal going when you pull them out

00:11:32.800 that pot.

00:11:33.900 I'm like, some of these you should, people should not be eating.

00:11:36.560 You know, congratulations on everything you're doing.

00:11:40.780 Everything's going so great.

00:11:41.980 Thanks.

00:11:42.520 How burnt out did you get last year?

00:11:44.640 Were you really burnt out?

00:11:45.640 Because I'm not joking.

00:11:47.220 Every time I would talk to somebody, I'd be like, is Lainey okay?

00:11:49.960 Because it seemed like you were just as busy as possible.

00:11:53.540 It was wild.

00:11:54.940 I'll be honest with you.

00:11:56.080 It was, it was wild.

00:11:58.800 But like, you know, I've been at this for a long time.

00:12:02.520 I've been in Nashville now for 14 years.

00:12:04.620 Oh, yeah.

00:12:05.360 I remember last time you were when we talked about, you know, when you got there and living

00:12:08.560 in your camper and, you know, the shower breaking and you standing in there just doing a prayer

00:12:13.920 circle by yourself.

00:12:16.520 And I feel like the last two years, at least, I felt like all my dreams were really just

00:12:23.520 coming true.

00:12:24.520 Like, honestly, tenfold more than I could have ever even imagined.

00:12:29.280 Like, I knew I wanted to write songs.

00:12:30.620 I knew I wanted to tell stories.

00:12:32.480 I knew I wanted to play shows.

00:12:33.820 But it was a lot.

00:12:35.300 And it was a lot of opportunity coming at once.

00:12:38.120 And I wanted to, I wanted to say yes, because for so long, I didn't have opportunity, you

00:12:42.660 know?

00:12:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:43.640 And then, and then I said yes.

00:12:46.980 And I was like, all right, I'm gonna do it.

00:12:49.100 I was tired mentally, physically, emotionally, spiritually, all of it.

00:12:54.560 But I tell you what, Theo, I'm all right.

00:12:57.660 And I am in a healthy, healthy place right now.

00:13:01.400 I feel like I've had a lot of balance this year.

00:13:03.920 And I've just, I've learned a lot.

00:13:05.500 You know, I've learned like what you say yes to now might not even come into effect until

00:13:09.980 like a year down the road.

00:13:12.320 And so it's, it's important to like protect your peace and, but also like, you know, roll

00:13:19.480 your sleeves up and get her done too.

00:13:21.960 Yeah.

00:13:22.280 It's kind of tough because you feel like I got it, you know, you want to take advantage

00:13:24.920 of stuff.

00:13:25.280 But at the same time, you're like, I don't even like, how do I even show up for this?

00:13:30.040 Well, that's the thing too, is what I'm realizing is like how important it is to, I mean, your

00:13:34.960 cup's got to be full in order to keep pouring out, you know, and then if you're just pouring

00:13:40.000 out from a half empty cup over and over and over again, at some point in time, the dang

00:13:43.960 thing is going to run dry.

00:13:45.440 Oh, you turn into a damn methadone clinic at that point.

00:13:48.100 Exactly.

00:13:48.620 And you don't want that.

00:13:49.620 Nuh-uh.

00:13:50.140 You don't want that.

00:13:51.780 That sounds terrible.

00:13:53.420 Yeah.

00:13:53.720 It's not preferred.

00:13:54.760 It's not preferred.

00:13:56.600 And yeah, but I've learned a lot.

00:13:59.820 Like, I feel like, and especially we put out a record last year called Whirlwind, and

00:14:05.720 I think it's just funny how even though like music is the thing that like, how can I say

00:14:14.180 it, is the thing that like was about to make me lose my mind, you know, like all of these

00:14:19.480 opportunities, it's still the thing that I ran back to.

00:14:23.340 It was a thing that like helped me kind of navigate that time of my life was writing more

00:14:27.880 music and just like putting pen to paper and picking up my guitar.

00:14:31.540 That's like, that's what I do when I was nine years old coming home from school and

00:14:36.060 I didn't know how to, you know, talk about what I wanted to talk about.

00:14:39.980 Yeah.

00:14:40.100 Cause you weren't in gifted courses.

00:14:41.380 That's why you only had the damn alphabet.

00:14:43.020 I mean, I was, I was writing songs about tequila and cigarettes, you know?

00:14:47.100 Really?

00:14:48.460 Yes.

00:14:49.720 As a child?

00:14:50.680 As a child.

00:14:51.680 Are you worried?

00:14:52.580 Look, that was a concerned look on your face.

00:14:54.300 I mean, I think I'm worried.

00:14:55.440 I'm also kind of impressed.

00:14:57.360 I'm like, hey, dude.

00:14:58.680 I have one that went like, uh, my cigarette pack at 10 years old.

00:15:03.480 My cigarette pack is empty.

00:15:05.700 My tequila bottle is gone.

00:15:08.580 Thinking how you, and you're gone.

00:15:11.640 I keep looking for the future, but it comes to the past.

00:15:16.320 I don't have to think about you no more.

00:15:19.080 Freedom at last.

00:15:20.740 No way.

00:15:22.860 Hell yeah.

00:15:23.620 People would pull up in the yard, like coming to buy a horse from daddy.

00:15:27.040 And he'd be like, hey, sing them that song you just wrote last week.

00:15:30.420 I'd get on the trampoline.

00:15:31.660 That'd be my stage.

00:15:33.040 I was like, my cigarette pack is empty.

00:15:36.240 Just your big tail just popping up out of the back every now and then.

00:15:41.640 Wait till you're at that, like, crescendo of your jump to hit the high notes.

00:15:44.520 That's right.

00:15:44.800 You do your toe touch.

00:15:46.580 Wow.

00:15:47.640 Freedom at last.

00:15:50.540 Freedom at last.

00:15:51.780 That's the best thing, man.

00:15:53.600 That's the most American thing ever.

00:15:56.000 That's the best song.

00:15:56.940 Look at that.

00:15:57.460 Is that a picture of you in that red and white on top left?

00:16:00.100 Yes, and I don't know why, but during this one phase of my life, I was doing, like, this underbite.

00:16:05.840 That's you?

00:16:06.320 Were you a missing person?

00:16:07.380 It looked like I need to be on a milk carton, yeah.

00:16:09.920 Oh, my God.

00:16:11.300 Yeah, that's me.

00:16:13.960 Wow.

00:16:14.520 That was our rodeo shirt.

00:16:16.680 Dude, the rodeo stuff's so great, isn't it?

00:16:18.820 I love the rodeo.

00:16:19.800 I love the rodeo, too.

00:16:20.960 I feel at home with the rodeo.

00:16:22.460 It's my favorite.

00:16:22.980 I was just watching, now I seem like a real creep, but I was just watching videos.

00:16:27.060 There's some little girl.

00:16:28.040 See if you can find it on my TikTok.

00:16:29.620 I think I shared it yesterday, or maybe I'd have saved it.

00:16:32.920 It's this little girl who just, man, she gets out there and barrel races.

00:16:37.040 She must weigh 40 pounds out there and looks like she has two jobs.

00:16:40.540 Stop.

00:16:41.040 She's just a savage.

00:16:42.360 Knows how to do it.

00:16:43.640 Yeah.

00:16:44.280 I really love that.

00:16:45.300 Pretty impressive stuff.

00:16:46.240 Yeah, I love the rodeo.

00:16:47.580 I wish I could, if I had, like, that would be one thing I would like to invest in a rodeo

00:16:51.960 team, if I could get enough money and then invest in, like, a rodeo team, you know?

00:16:55.940 I like that.

00:16:56.520 You let me know when you need some more investors.

00:16:59.100 Yeah, that'd be cool, wouldn't it?

00:17:00.240 We'll do it.

00:17:01.180 Dude, I love the frickin' rodeo.

00:17:02.940 I do, too.

00:17:03.120 Do you really love it or not?

00:17:04.140 No, I do.

00:17:04.700 I grew up doing it.

00:17:05.580 But my daddy is still the president of the rodeo committee back at home.

00:17:10.320 Oh, yeah.

00:17:10.960 And so it's like, it's just, there's something about it.

00:17:14.560 Even when you just roll up and you just smell it, you know?

00:17:17.280 It's like, I love it.

00:17:19.500 We used to barrel race and we were PRCA flag girls and all that.

00:17:25.040 So I'd ride in with the flag and sing the national anthem and screw the lyrics up every

00:17:30.300 single time.

00:17:31.860 Every time.

00:17:33.500 Yes.

00:17:33.820 There was a text message, you know, back when there used to be, like, forward this to 10

00:17:39.380 people.

00:17:39.840 If you don't, you're going to die kind of thing.

00:17:41.880 There was a text message going around the arena that ended up making its way to my sister

00:17:47.040 somehow that said, did you hear Laney Wilson mess up the national anthem, send this to 10

00:17:52.820 people?

00:17:54.540 Yes.

00:17:55.980 Yes.

00:17:57.300 So I'm like, guess what?

00:17:58.540 You can't hurt me.

00:17:59.660 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:00.560 You can't hurt me.

00:18:01.600 Yeah.

00:18:01.800 We've been there.

00:18:04.380 Dude, that's the dang gossip super highway.

00:18:06.880 That's when gossip just hit the dang HOV lane.

00:18:10.120 Yes.

00:18:10.540 I can't believe that that's how it got.

00:18:12.860 Uh-huh.

00:18:13.660 Oh, this is her right here.

00:18:17.460 Let's go, girl.

00:18:18.520 Look, she said, get the hat off of me.

00:18:24.000 She's not even playing, bro.

00:18:26.480 Look at her.

00:18:28.380 That's crazy.

00:18:29.320 And she should do DoorDash.

00:18:30.580 How does she not work for them?

00:18:32.100 Dude, if she worked for DoorDash, we'd be getting our stuff quick.

00:18:35.400 Bro, it'd be warm when it got there.

00:18:37.020 It would be warm.

00:18:37.920 Even if it was a cold item, it would be warm.

00:18:41.820 Look at her, boy.

00:18:42.980 Let's go.

00:18:44.740 Who is that?

00:18:45.800 I love that.

00:18:47.320 I know.

00:18:47.800 She really did it.

00:18:48.520 Little cowgirl.

00:18:49.760 Look at her.

00:18:50.940 I know.

00:18:51.840 Dad, give me a hug.

00:18:53.360 Pretty cool.

00:18:54.400 That's great.

00:18:55.640 Yeah, I love, I mean, I just, like, even just growing up in Louisiana, like, did y'all

00:18:58.820 ever have a parade in y'all's town or not?

00:19:00.660 We did.

00:19:01.200 Our rodeo parade.

00:19:02.560 Yeah.

00:19:02.960 And we'd ride through the town, and everybody'd come out, and we'd throw candy, and...

00:19:07.780 It was good.

00:19:08.900 It was.

00:19:09.520 Remember those days?

00:19:10.380 I mean, those were, like, the good old days.

00:19:12.800 Picking the candy up off the street, you know?

00:19:15.380 Did you do a lot of, like, Mardi Gras parades and stuff like that?

00:19:17.700 Oh, yeah, we did Mardi Gras parades.

00:19:19.500 But the parade in our town, they had, like, even the people in it would be, like, tallest

00:19:23.700 guy in town or whatever, you know?

00:19:26.180 A stop.

00:19:26.980 Yeah, it would be, like, kid who can walk backwards.

00:19:29.180 Like, the shit was, like, really...

00:19:29.920 You are lying.

00:19:30.800 Nuh-uh.

00:19:31.700 That's some South Louisiana stuff.

00:19:33.720 We don't do that kind of stuff in North Louisiana.

00:19:36.160 First of all, they're not that different than each other, okay?

00:19:39.100 Well...

00:19:39.700 I mean, they are, but these are, like, our heroes in the community or whatever, you know?

00:19:45.520 Stop.

00:19:46.160 No, we had...

00:19:46.880 I'm trying to think of who else we had.

00:19:48.240 And they would just walk through the parade or, like, be in a car and wave?

00:19:50.940 They'd be in a car and stay on the side of it.

00:19:52.640 Newly single or whatever.

00:19:53.920 Sometimes, if you had a little bit of cash, you'd get your daughter out there or whatever.

00:19:56.920 I like that.

00:19:57.680 I love that.

00:19:58.360 That was kind of a good...

00:19:59.220 That was a neat thing, I thought, because it was kind of showcasing the goods of the

00:20:03.200 area, you know?

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00:20:19.900 God, that was it.

00:20:20.640 Sitting up on the back of it?

00:20:21.360 Yeah.

00:20:21.880 With the signs down the side?

00:20:23.380 That was it.

00:20:23.860 Decorated with the Christmas lights?

00:20:25.500 Yeah.

00:20:26.480 Miss Rabies or whatever.

00:20:27.700 They always had the...

00:20:28.260 I'm like, that shouldn't be.

00:20:30.100 You guys should have picked it something else.

00:20:31.860 Miss Rabies.

00:20:32.800 That was always a little bit different.

00:20:34.160 Well, there is...

00:20:34.900 So, there are so many, like, different festivals in Louisiana, what I've realized, and I got to

00:20:40.700 hang out with them some.

00:20:43.220 It was like the Duck Queen, the Duck Festival Queen.

00:20:46.020 It was like the Strawberry Festival Queen, the Watermelon Festival Queen.

00:20:49.580 It was like any kind of queen you could think of, any kind of animal or fruit.

00:20:53.300 The Frog, yeah.

00:20:55.120 It exists.

00:20:55.900 In rain, they had the Frog Princess or whatever.

00:20:58.980 Yeah, they have, like, the Mosquito Queen or whatever.

00:21:04.200 The Armadillo Queen, the Possum Queen.

00:21:06.220 Just some nervous, this thin girl, just standing on all fours, just shaking.

00:21:12.640 Yeah, they had all...

00:21:13.340 But, yeah, there was all that in Louisiana.

00:21:14.820 That was a lot of it.

00:21:15.920 What...

00:21:16.480 Do you notice, like, as your career gets busier, that, like, you have to spend so much more

00:21:21.180 time doing the career part?

00:21:24.300 Yes.

00:21:25.200 And it changes, like, is there stuff that you miss from, like, the earlier parts?

00:21:28.940 Like, is it even, like, little moments?

00:21:31.260 For sure.

00:21:32.020 I mean, things are different.

00:21:35.060 You know, I don't miss going to the grocery store, I'll tell you that.

00:21:38.040 You don't?

00:21:38.400 I don't.

00:21:39.340 I ain't never like going to the grocery store.

00:21:41.300 Well, the one area gets so cold or whatever, you got to go in there to get the cold goods

00:21:44.980 or whatever.

00:21:45.480 That's right, and you got to run over to the other side just to warm up.

00:21:47.920 Yeah.

00:21:48.460 God, I'd be in there looking at something, and I'd be like, oh, I'll be right back, and

00:21:51.220 I have to go over there and just go like this by the cereal boxes and then head back

00:21:55.120 over there, or I'd open up that little chicken warmer thing they got out of here standing

00:21:59.680 in there.

00:21:59.700 Stop.

00:21:59.720 In the rotisserie thing?

00:22:02.280 Sometimes they don't lock it.

00:22:03.940 You can get up in there.

00:22:04.980 Oh, I'd be, well, I wouldn't get in, but I'd put my hands in, like, you know.

00:22:07.840 Oh, I do remember doing that, too.

00:22:09.340 I cracked it, just kind of, you know.

00:22:10.720 In Walmart?

00:22:11.560 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:22:12.420 I'm the guy.

00:22:13.100 I'm always cold.

00:22:13.860 I feel like I'll be the guy, like, at a Circle K who will have both of his hands in that,

00:22:17.540 like, little hot dog spinner, whatever.

00:22:20.180 You are lying.

00:22:21.440 I'm going to touch him with that.

00:22:22.540 That right there is why nobody needs to be eating the hot dogs from the convenience stores

00:22:26.860 because of people like you.

00:22:29.300 I'm not touching the frank.

00:22:31.140 It don't matter.

00:22:32.240 I'm just keeping my hands warm.

00:22:34.400 Well, they should have a little warming section right above that for people that are cold.

00:22:37.560 They should.

00:22:38.380 They should.

00:22:39.340 But, yeah.

00:22:40.500 Life has changed.

00:22:41.760 Life has changed.

00:22:42.640 And, I mean, of course, there's things that I miss, but I also know, like, on a serious

00:22:48.080 note, that, like, this is my calling.

00:22:51.140 Right.

00:22:51.420 You know, and I knew that at a very early age.

00:22:53.800 And so, I just think, like, with anything in life, there are times when there are things

00:22:59.700 you just kind of have to, like, give up.

00:23:01.000 And so, I'm okay with that because this is what I feel like I was, like, born to do and

00:23:08.240 made to do.

00:23:08.860 And so, yeah.

00:23:11.080 It changes.

00:23:12.140 Things change.

00:23:12.940 Yeah, they do.

00:23:13.920 I know.

00:23:14.160 It's kind of tough.

00:23:14.740 It's tough sometimes because you want to be the same person, but also who you are changes

00:23:18.760 and you grow up and things are different.

00:23:20.240 That's right.

00:23:20.740 And, you know, like, I didn't really, like, sign up to be a businesswoman or whatever,

00:23:26.300 but you kind of have to be.

00:23:28.460 You have to, like, rise to the occasion and other opportunities have come my way and I'd

00:23:32.840 be silly not to, you know, to hear what it's about and take that step.

00:23:38.860 Oh, yeah.

00:23:39.560 So, I thought when growing up, you know, when I was jumping on the trampoline and singing

00:23:44.120 Freedom At Last, I thought that I was just going to be writing music and playing shows

00:23:49.580 and bouncing around and that's not it at all.

00:23:54.600 This is, like, 80% business and 20% music, but I'm willing to do the 80% business so I

00:24:00.380 can do the 20% music.

00:24:01.860 Amen.

00:24:02.440 You know?

00:24:03.040 It really is.

00:24:03.800 It changes in the beginning.

00:24:04.820 It's just all, it's mostly all the music, I guess.

00:24:07.160 Or actually, I don't know if now, maybe it hasn't merged more, like, you have to make

00:24:10.220 your own flyers.

00:24:10.980 I remember having to make my own flyers at home and, like, trying to figure them out on

00:24:14.560 the computer and stuff.

00:24:16.700 Yes.

00:24:17.100 My granny used to make these little, like, CD covers and little stickers.

00:24:22.100 Who did?

00:24:22.540 My granny.

00:24:23.780 She would make, oh, make little items for you?

00:24:25.320 Like, put them off on the computer, like, we'd burn the CDs where I'd recorded some songs.

00:24:29.860 Oh, yeah.

00:24:30.320 That CD burner?

00:24:31.260 Uh-huh.

00:24:32.140 Dude, I found a triple-decker CD burner one time.

00:24:35.460 That thing had three rows in it.

00:24:37.880 What in the world?

00:24:38.200 And I was like, God, baby, we're doing it.

00:24:40.700 Look, my daddy found a burnt CD of ours that had Colt 45 on it.

00:24:45.380 He popped it in the CD player and listened to it.

00:24:47.780 You remember that song?

00:24:48.820 Mm-hmm.

00:24:48.980 Colt 45, to zigzag.

00:24:51.620 Baby, that's all we need.

00:24:53.640 We can go to the park after dark.

00:24:56.360 Smoke that tongue for weed.

00:24:57.860 Yeah, then I have heard this, dude.

00:24:59.100 Unless somebody stole that beat from them.

00:25:01.660 At the marijuana bar, we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs.

00:25:05.640 Stop to hit the bong like Cheech and Chong.

00:25:07.360 Still taste from here to Hong Kong.

00:25:09.160 Let's go.

00:25:09.500 So roll, roll.

00:25:10.880 Anyway, daddy put that into the...

00:25:13.060 I have to have heard this song.

00:25:14.460 CD player.

00:25:16.260 And he about had a heart attack.

00:25:17.800 It's Afro Man?

00:25:18.580 It's Afro Man.

00:25:19.460 Oh.

00:25:20.740 Next time I see you, you better have learned every lyric to this song.

00:25:24.820 Okay, that's fair.

00:25:26.200 I promise you I will.

00:25:27.760 I will learn everything.

00:25:28.340 We need to play it at a show.

00:25:29.100 You need to come up at a show, and we do Colt 45.

00:25:32.200 Okay.

00:25:33.460 I'll do it.

00:25:34.540 Oh, my gosh.

00:25:35.580 As long as your dad will dang two-step over there on the side a little.

00:25:38.040 Oh, my gosh.

00:25:38.720 He's going to have a heart attack.

00:25:40.060 We'll get the trampoline out there, too, I think.

00:25:42.940 I'll jump on it.

00:25:44.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:45.960 Dude, I love this.

00:25:46.640 I saw Afro Man at a frat party one time up at University of Mississippi,

00:25:50.100 and he was so high or whatever on stage.

00:25:52.680 He hit a note that just shook him a little,

00:25:55.420 and he had just vomited in his own hat.

00:25:58.140 And just threw it, and some, like, some freshman kid just was, like, excited.

00:26:04.780 I think he thought it was just a hat, not that a hat that had vomit in it.

00:26:07.680 Oh, stop.

00:26:08.320 And he put it on?

00:26:09.100 No, he just caught it.

00:26:10.100 Okay, okay, okay.

00:26:11.180 If he put it on, the guy's down.

00:26:13.520 He's just waterboarding himself out there.

00:26:15.880 But, yeah, Afro Man, that guy's played everywhere, huh?

00:26:20.280 I guess so.

00:26:21.200 He's played everywhere.

00:26:22.300 Colt 45, I don't remember it, but I believe that it happened.

00:26:25.760 Because I Got High.

00:26:26.740 I remember that was, like, his big hit.

00:26:28.440 Uh-huh.

00:26:29.000 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:26:31.260 Yeah, I remember that.

00:26:32.520 I was going to go to work.

00:26:34.740 Till I got high.

00:26:35.840 And those were the jams.

00:26:39.400 Oh, those were the jams, man.

00:26:40.880 That was it.

00:26:41.940 But my daddy, like, he, like, tore up the CD, and, you know, he's like, you ain't going

00:26:47.120 to be singing stuff like this at this age.

00:26:50.520 But it was okay for me to write about tequila and cigarettes, you know, and be like, hey,

00:26:53.700 play that song.

00:26:54.560 I guess as long as you were, like, the person writing that made everything okay, you know.

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00:32:17.140 It's like you just feel it.

00:32:20.580 And you just kind of feel like the song's going to be around for a long time.

00:32:23.760 Even if that just means that like you're going to sing it 30, 50 years from now.

00:32:28.580 And so that's how I felt about it.

00:32:30.220 I was like, I'd be okay with singing this song for the rest of forever.

00:32:35.400 Yeah, you kind of have to, I guess,

00:32:36.880 and you have some truck songs already.

00:32:38.180 Do you feel like you can't do any more vehicle songs?

00:32:40.840 I got a vehicle song on this deluxe.

00:32:43.320 Don't you even play.

00:32:45.580 I'm doing what I said I'd never do.

00:32:49.160 Shotgun.

00:32:49.980 One called King Ranch, King George, King James.

00:32:53.040 King what?

00:32:53.720 King Ranch, King George, King James.

00:32:56.140 All right.

00:32:57.580 God, I want some of that.

00:32:59.120 That's it?

00:32:59.540 Yeah, I got a heart like a damn F-150 hybrid, I think.

00:33:03.940 Dude, a hybrid.

00:33:05.180 It just breaks down a lot.

00:33:06.020 Uh-huh.

00:33:06.460 Them bitches will break down, dude.

00:33:08.140 And they will, actually.

00:33:10.080 Oh, my gosh.

00:33:11.260 Heart like a Prius.

00:33:12.500 Oh, that's a song yours?

00:33:13.500 Hot like a Prius?

00:33:15.160 Heart like a Prius.

00:33:16.140 Oh, heart like a Prius.

00:33:17.120 Oh, yeah.

00:33:17.840 What about, look up some Lainey Wilson songs that she,

00:33:21.360 titles of songs she's never done.

00:33:23.860 Oh, shit.

00:33:24.840 Use Perplexity and see what they got.

00:33:27.740 Pick up whiskey on a Wednesday.

00:33:30.600 Look at twang in my bones.

00:33:32.920 Twang in my bones.

00:33:34.200 That's good.

00:33:35.460 I got that twang in my bones.

00:33:39.880 I think you need an MRI, bro, if you have a twang in your bones.

00:33:45.020 Dixie moon like daydreams.

00:33:46.580 My God, is this what people think of me?

00:33:48.840 Mason jar of miracles.

00:33:50.140 Hey, those are some good peaches.

00:33:54.340 Oh, my gosh.

00:33:55.400 Kissed by kudzu.

00:33:56.160 It sounds like you need some damn calamine lotion.

00:33:58.480 That's all that is.

00:33:59.140 Kissed by your cousin.

00:34:00.580 Yeah.

00:34:01.020 Kissed by your cousin.

00:34:03.560 It's just some guy who has a kudzu rash on.

00:34:07.320 He's so inflamed from the kudzu.

00:34:10.340 You can't even tell if you're related or not.

00:34:12.920 Kissed by my cousin.

00:34:14.160 Uh-huh.

00:34:14.740 That's a good one.

00:34:15.760 Kudzen.

00:34:16.720 See if they make them sillier.

00:34:18.040 If you look up goofier ones.

00:34:20.140 There you go.

00:34:23.300 Honky-tonk hiccups.

00:34:24.720 Honky-tonk hiccups is good.

00:34:25.780 That is hilarious.

00:34:26.780 Yeah.

00:34:27.540 But it'd have to be honky-tonk hiccups.

00:34:31.800 Sand in boots.

00:34:34.360 That'd be the best.

00:34:36.600 They should have.

00:34:37.780 Dude, there has been a time where I thought I was about to have hiccups on stage.

00:34:41.160 Uh-uh.

00:34:42.660 Oh, yeah.

00:34:43.140 And what do you have to do?

00:34:44.360 Oh, I think you're supposed to eat a bunch of sugar or something, right?

00:34:46.800 I do that anyway.

00:34:47.940 Oh, yeah.

00:34:48.560 All right.

00:34:49.240 So I ought to be clear.

00:34:50.700 But no.

00:34:52.220 And then there was one time where I was like, I don't know what's happening, but I feel like

00:34:57.000 I'm about to burp.

00:34:57.660 I'm feeling, I don't know.

00:34:59.660 And it's just like you have to just get it off your, like somehow get it off your mind.

00:35:03.620 Right.

00:35:03.880 Just like start staring at somebody or you're about to sneeze.

00:35:07.000 Oh, the craziest.

00:35:08.200 Oh, that feeling.

00:35:09.700 One guy came to get, like, somebody was introduced me to their friend the other day, and the

00:35:14.960 guy just kind of came in for, and as he's coming in for like a close, like handshake

00:35:18.080 thing, I was just going into a sneeze.

00:35:20.040 I didn't know what he-

00:35:20.700 No, you did not.

00:35:21.380 I sneezed right into him.

00:35:22.600 Sneezed right into the guy.

00:35:23.780 Yeah.

00:35:24.420 And I think that's like a mating call in some cultures or whatever.

00:35:27.240 I didn't mean it to be, but it just was like, I don't know.

00:35:30.980 What did he do?

00:35:31.620 Huh?

00:35:32.100 He just kind of went like that.

00:35:33.500 I don't know.

00:35:33.900 What would he do?

00:35:34.880 He wasn't stoked.

00:35:36.580 He wasn't upset.

00:35:37.580 He was understanding, but it was-

00:35:40.620 Did you say I'm sorry or just like, thank you?

00:35:43.920 I was like, well, what do you expect, you know?

00:35:47.980 So then that's what I think about the government.

00:35:50.060 That's what I said.

00:35:52.740 Oh, my gosh.

00:35:54.040 What are some of the goofier titles bringing back up?

00:35:57.120 Oh, my gosh.

00:35:59.780 Lasso My Latte.

00:36:00.940 Oh, that's a good one.

00:36:02.300 That's what you're doing over there, right there.

00:36:03.760 God, I need that.

00:36:04.180 Lasso That Latte.

00:36:05.500 Boot scooting Wi-Fi is pretty good.

00:36:08.080 Stop.

00:36:10.140 I'll hold up.

00:36:11.920 Gravy on my guitar, it just reminds me.

00:36:14.920 Hardy took me and some of my crew to a strip club in Huntsville.

00:36:20.980 Mm-mm.

00:36:22.380 And they have biscuits and gravy night.

00:36:25.060 Uh-uh.

00:36:26.020 Yes.

00:36:26.580 Oh, that's great, huh?

00:36:27.960 On Thursday nights.

00:36:29.040 And how much is it?

00:36:29.920 Is it pricey over there?

00:36:32.060 Well, he gave me 101s, and it was like, have fun.

00:36:35.540 It was like my end of tour gift.

00:36:37.060 It was?

00:36:38.240 And you're over there just buying biscuits and gravy?

00:36:40.200 Oh.

00:36:40.640 Well, it wasn't biscuits and gravy night that night.

00:36:42.500 We had just missed it.

00:36:43.320 This was like a Friday night or something.

00:36:44.540 Oh, got it.

00:36:45.360 But.

00:36:46.300 Huh.

00:36:46.820 I've seen them do bingo night at a strip club, too, which is kind of cool.

00:36:50.260 Because everybody will get right up there and be using their blotters and stuff.

00:36:56.780 And some of the Christian women will even blot out their eyes so they don't see all the sexual stuff.

00:37:01.360 Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow.

00:37:02.840 That's it right there.

00:37:03.480 Is that what it's called?

00:37:04.480 That's it.

00:37:05.020 Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow.

00:37:06.540 And they got biscuits and gravy.

00:37:07.500 What night is that on?

00:37:08.820 Yeah, we're going to have to ride on down there.

00:37:10.760 Oh.

00:37:11.180 Ride on down there.

00:37:12.080 Load up.

00:37:13.560 Load up.

00:37:14.560 I'll take Tex for one last ride down there to Huntsville.

00:37:20.980 God.

00:37:21.520 I'm trying to think of what food goes good with a good tit or whatever.

00:37:26.360 We're kind of like, I shouldn't even say it, but, you know.

00:37:30.240 Anything.

00:37:33.180 Yeah.

00:37:35.340 Well, supposedly.

00:37:36.380 I don't know if this is true or not, but they were like, y'all got to come back for biscuits and gravy night, blah, blah, blah.

00:37:42.420 And I thought, oh, that's nice, you know, sit around, eat some biscuits and gravy.

00:37:46.220 No.

00:37:47.260 They're rolling around in the gravy and people are throwing the biscuits.

00:37:50.740 No.

00:37:51.340 Yes.

00:37:52.340 Oh, yeah.

00:37:52.900 I don't want that.

00:37:53.620 My mother loves biscuits and gravy.

00:37:55.780 If I took her and you didn't get to eat it, she would be upset.

00:37:59.620 Oh, this is Uncle Buck's third annual biscuits and gravy rassling.

00:38:03.540 Rassling.

00:38:04.360 Oh.

00:38:06.300 I love how they spelled rassling.

00:38:08.020 Well, the recipe better be good because I'll tell you this.

00:38:10.640 If I'm even that close to biscuits and gravy.

00:38:12.760 I'm going to eat it.

00:38:13.460 Yeah.

00:38:14.380 I'm going to have a little.

00:38:15.080 I'm going to have a little.

00:38:16.120 I'm going to have me a bite.

00:38:18.440 You're telling me somebody ain't going to whip something around fast enough or just something's going to land in my mouth, honey?

00:38:25.200 You're dang right.

00:38:26.380 God, I just hope it's sausage gravy, too.

00:38:28.060 I really like that.

00:38:31.980 What about Halloween?

00:38:33.160 What was y'all's Halloween like growing up?

00:38:34.680 Do you remember that over there?

00:38:36.240 I mean, we'd go to like.

00:38:36.680 Could y'all even trick or treat or was there not enough folks?

00:38:39.160 We'd have to go to Monroe to trick or treat because that was like the biggest town.

00:38:42.640 We'd just go to like random subdivisions and.

00:38:44.520 Oh, yeah.

00:38:45.340 You know what I'm talking about?

00:38:46.100 Go to the rich subdivisions.

00:38:46.960 Yeah.

00:38:47.360 People that had lights out in front of their house.

00:38:49.500 Oh, yeah.

00:38:50.000 I was like, oh, these people got money.

00:38:51.840 Oh, dude.

00:38:52.540 We.

00:38:52.920 When I got a pumpkin, too.

00:38:54.380 We had electricity inside our house.

00:38:56.140 Yeah.

00:38:56.360 Like normal people.

00:38:57.540 That's right.

00:38:58.100 But some people had a light right outside of their front door and I was like, you got

00:39:01.740 to be effing cute.

00:39:02.760 I know.

00:39:03.380 I was like, must be nice.

00:39:04.980 Must be nice to open your front door and see what's happening in the world at night.

00:39:10.520 Uh-huh.

00:39:11.040 That kind of shit pissed me off, dude.

00:39:13.260 I know.

00:39:13.960 I know.

00:39:14.360 But we would like some years, like I lived on this one road that we just had a few neighbors.

00:39:19.960 And so we'd go like see my granny and we'd go see, you know, the Olivos and we'd go

00:39:24.860 down the road and see the Graysons.

00:39:26.780 And would everybody dress up or no?

00:39:29.140 Me and my sister would.

00:39:30.480 Yeah.

00:39:31.100 Yeah.

00:39:31.500 Did you dress up for Halloween?

00:39:32.980 Yeah, I dressed up.

00:39:33.960 I had some kind of alternative or not like like our mom was always working.

00:39:38.500 So we'd have to get dressed up like our dad was like in charge of getting us dressed up

00:39:43.580 or whatever.

00:39:43.880 And he was like 75 years old or whatever.

00:39:45.580 So he didn't know what was going on.

00:39:48.680 What was I?

00:39:49.420 Oh, I remember one year I was a ghost, but I was like too scared to stand to the sheet

00:39:52.420 or whatever.

00:39:53.240 No, you were like claustrophobic.

00:39:54.960 Yeah, or I was just like, I'd be like, ooh, but then I'd lift it up and be like, it's

00:39:58.480 you know, I'm under here, it's me.

00:40:00.440 Like I would scare myself, you know?

00:40:02.300 You are lying.

00:40:03.260 Oh, I definitely remember that, dude.

00:40:04.760 I was like, I cannot be a ghost anymore.

00:40:08.340 What else?

00:40:08.840 I was a wheelchair.

00:40:09.520 One year I had a little chair, like a kid's chair that we put like around a rope on my

00:40:12.720 neck and I carried two bike tires with me.

00:40:14.360 It was pretty cute.

00:40:15.240 You are lying.

00:40:17.520 I swear.

00:40:18.500 You needed to be in that parade.

00:40:20.040 I was, dude, what are you talking about?

00:40:22.280 That parade that went through your town, that's the parade you needed to be in.

00:40:25.820 Tallest kid, best list.

00:40:27.360 He always got his own car in that parade.

00:40:30.020 Dang it.

00:40:30.940 He's over there just trying to whistle at people.

00:40:35.100 We might have been from the same town.

00:40:37.060 Dude, yeah, there was something nice about that or somebody that had too many freckles,

00:40:41.620 they'd put them in the parade sometimes.

00:40:43.680 You know, there'd always be some girl named Abigail or something that had too many dang freckles.

00:40:46.800 That's right.

00:40:48.080 Dude, I'll tell you something that was amazing was, I was in, I had a show in Winnipeg, Canada

00:40:53.180 after the show.

00:40:55.500 They said there's some people here that are actors in town that were doing a show here

00:41:00.340 and they wanted to come and say hello and I got to meet the people from Little House

00:41:03.760 on the Prairie.

00:41:04.360 They're redoing it.

00:41:05.440 Remember that show?

00:41:06.920 That's cool.

00:41:07.820 Yeah.

00:41:08.720 They're redoing it.

00:41:09.360 That's cool.

00:41:10.380 So when's that happening?

00:41:11.720 It's coming out and I got to go to set the next day too.

00:41:15.560 What was that like?

00:41:16.740 Yeah.

00:41:17.660 Awesome.

00:41:18.420 Was it just like even the, like the clothes and everything just seemed like from a different

00:41:23.080 time?

00:41:23.580 Everything.

00:41:24.120 Period pieces.

00:41:25.040 There they are.

00:41:26.280 That's going to be incredible.

00:41:28.780 And yeah, the reboot.

00:41:30.840 You think you'd ever want to be in something like that?

00:41:32.500 I don't know.

00:41:33.260 I met the man who's doing Charles Ingalls and he's, I would have to be his brother that

00:41:38.000 was in an accident or something.

00:41:40.780 Because he's really got the looks all locked up, you know?

00:41:43.960 You ever meet somebody like that?

00:41:45.380 They're so good.

00:41:45.960 They keep all the good looks to themselves, you know?

00:41:48.900 Yeah.

00:41:49.580 They're over there just...

00:41:50.540 There's a lot of people like that.

00:41:52.360 Yeah.

00:41:52.800 They're over there looking at photos of themselves and shit and I'm just hiding from mirrors,

00:41:56.220 you know?

00:41:56.460 Exactly.

00:41:57.100 I want to just turn the light out.

00:42:00.360 I'm over there just buying five watt bulbs from my house, you know, just trying to keep

00:42:04.620 my own reflection away from me.

00:42:06.560 Amen.

00:42:06.920 Were you in pageants growing up?

00:42:08.880 You were in pageants, yeah.

00:42:09.920 I was in one pageant and it was a Farm Bureau pageant.

00:42:17.500 My mama back in the day was the Farm Bureau queen and so she was like, you know, I'd love

00:42:23.620 for you to be in the Farm Bureau pageant.

00:42:25.740 And so the onstage question was, what does agriculture mean to you?

00:42:31.900 And I think I had one line and I think it was what really sealed the deal.

00:42:35.220 And I said, agriculture is the backbone of America.

00:42:39.660 Yeah.

00:42:40.160 And then I think they just said, give it to her.

00:42:42.380 Give it to her.

00:42:43.640 Hold on.

00:42:44.140 Give it to her.

00:42:46.580 Yeah, that's pretty much what I was right there.

00:42:48.760 Oh my God, you won it.

00:42:50.800 I won the Franklin Parish one.

00:42:53.540 That's big though.

00:42:54.660 That's big, boy.

00:42:56.060 I mean, look.

00:42:56.800 But my sister, she went through a little phase where she was doing some pageants and this

00:43:03.140 is hilarious, but she was doing the watermelon pageant.

00:43:06.080 I think that's in Ruston, Louisiana.

00:43:07.760 And she gets up to the microphone and she goes, I'm Jana Wilson, Kunkeska Kent number three.

00:43:16.900 And then in the microphone, she goes, shit.

00:43:20.640 And then walks off.

00:43:22.620 She definitely didn't win.

00:43:23.640 Yeah.

00:43:24.740 But she won a lot of people's hearts that day.

00:43:27.020 Kunkeska Kent.

00:43:28.400 Oh, if you's a dang Kunkeska Kent.

00:43:30.760 Oh, we had.

00:43:32.240 That's beautiful.

00:43:34.100 She was in another one.

00:43:35.880 And it was a junior Miss pageant.

00:43:37.900 And they asked her, they said, what does going green mean to you?

00:43:40.980 And she goes, don't pollute.

00:43:44.020 She's off.

00:43:45.080 Didn't win that one either.

00:43:46.680 God dang, dude.

00:43:48.820 Y'all needed what y'all needed was like a kind of a question answer groom or something.

00:43:53.660 I know.

00:43:54.200 Y'all didn't practice it.

00:43:54.980 We needed a coach.

00:43:56.300 Yeah, y'all need a damn coach.

00:43:57.660 We just like had to bullet points.

00:43:59.160 You know what I'm saying?

00:43:59.660 Just one bullet point.

00:44:03.360 Yep.

00:44:04.060 That's awesome.

00:44:04.960 Just to get to the point.

00:44:06.220 Yeah, that's it, honey.

00:44:07.140 We don't not waste anybody's time up here.

00:44:09.400 Don't pollute.

00:44:10.280 Yeah, we got to get these crops out of the ground.

00:44:12.340 That's it.

00:44:12.680 We do not have time to waste.

00:44:14.220 Yeah.

00:44:15.100 Did you ever, did you tune in with a lot of that JonBenet stuff?

00:44:19.280 Did you ever tune in with it?

00:44:21.140 You know what?

00:44:21.840 Being a kid, I remember a little something about all that.

00:44:24.960 But is there a new like show or something that's out about it right now?

00:44:30.260 No, I don't think so.

00:44:31.380 There was one that came out like last year.

00:44:33.600 Was it?

00:44:34.040 And I watched it.

00:44:35.020 Yeah.

00:44:35.180 And I mean, I think it's one of those weird things because like a little kid was like

00:44:38.960 this, you know, like.

00:44:40.500 And so I started thinking about it.

00:44:43.220 I think, and I know he's not going to be happy to hear me say this.

00:44:47.200 And I'd love to have him come on the podcast and talk about it sometime.

00:44:50.340 The dad did it.

00:44:52.100 Really?

00:44:52.280 I shouldn't have said that or he might have come on.

00:44:55.700 Really?

00:44:56.220 So did they, they did find her though?

00:44:57.880 I don't think you did it, sir.

00:44:59.060 Did they find her?

00:45:00.420 Yeah, they found her.

00:45:01.840 They found her.

00:45:03.060 She wasn't alive when they found her.

00:45:05.020 Some people think she's still alive.

00:45:08.620 But yeah, anyway, sorry to bring the buzz down.

00:45:10.900 I just didn't know if.

00:45:12.500 That was so, what year was that?

00:45:15.100 I was like early nineties, 96.

00:45:17.920 Ooh, 96, baby.

00:45:19.420 Dang.

00:45:19.900 That is so strange.

00:45:20.980 I know.

00:45:21.800 Strange.

00:45:22.640 But did you get caught up like that?

00:45:24.180 Was there people in there out there where you're like, oh, this kid, you know, like

00:45:27.980 did you, were you guys that deep in the trenches of it?

00:45:30.380 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:45:32.260 We like went to the consignment shop and bought up, you know, bought the dress they had.

00:45:39.380 That's the one I wore.

00:45:40.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:45:41.740 Yeah, you guys were just kind of last minute pageant.

00:45:43.840 We're just like, or a double up, like if for the Farm Bureau pageant, I was like, I'm

00:45:48.700 gonna wear my prom dress for like, I'm gonna, we got to get our money's worth, you know?

00:45:53.160 Yeah.

00:45:54.140 So that's what I did.

00:45:55.760 I like that.

00:45:57.000 That's what I did.

00:45:58.800 I like that.

00:46:00.480 Were you ever in pageants?

00:46:01.980 No, we didn't have that.

00:46:03.240 They did have a good, but I didn't have any direction as a child and I did get to dress

00:46:07.360 myself for photo days and stuff like that.

00:46:09.160 Did you?

00:46:10.100 Like what would you put on?

00:46:11.840 I do a tank top sometimes.

00:46:13.200 I would do.

00:46:13.840 A tank top.

00:46:15.100 Yeah.

00:46:15.440 I did one year.

00:46:16.280 I did a costume like kind of thing.

00:46:19.060 Like a, um.

00:46:20.140 The wheelchair costume?

00:46:21.360 No, skeleton.

00:46:22.000 And then one year, one year I did do a nice outfit.

00:46:25.480 It was kind of like a bow tie and stuff like that.

00:46:27.500 Maybe see if you can search that up real quick.

00:46:30.020 See if you can find me in a little bow tie.

00:46:31.560 Let's go.

00:46:32.760 You were like, I'm gonna dress nice today.

00:46:34.580 Yeah.

00:46:35.160 Well, I'd seen somebody else dress nice and I was like, oh, I see what they're doing.

00:46:38.460 Uh-huh.

00:46:39.280 I see what these bastards are doing.

00:46:40.900 Uh-huh.

00:46:42.000 Oh, there's one.

00:46:44.040 That's when I lived in Russia for a little while.

00:46:46.820 Different times.

00:46:49.060 Right there.

00:46:49.960 Yeah, there you go, boy.

00:46:50.640 Let's go.

00:46:52.600 Look at that ear pierced, too, boy.

00:46:54.520 That hair.

00:46:55.480 I had glasses, too.

00:46:56.840 I was blind as a hat.

00:46:57.740 That's you.

00:46:57.900 That's a picture of you.

00:46:58.380 That's actually me.

00:46:59.720 That's me.

00:47:00.580 What if that picture of you and I look the same?

00:47:02.880 That'd be crazy.

00:47:04.460 We brother and sister.

00:47:06.940 Man.

00:47:07.680 God, those are the days.

00:47:08.800 That was fun.

00:47:09.980 Look at that.

00:47:11.540 Being alive, piercing your own ear.

00:47:13.560 Did you do that?

00:47:13.940 Did you pierce your own ear?

00:47:15.000 Yeah, I did.

00:47:15.840 What did you pierce it with?

00:47:16.440 What are you talking about?

00:47:16.960 I'm a man.

00:47:17.980 I did not.

00:47:19.040 I went to the Claire's in the mall.

00:47:21.020 Y'all did?

00:47:22.340 God.

00:47:22.940 I was just a little baby.

00:47:24.160 My mama got my ears pierced when I was like a few months old.

00:47:26.920 Uh-uh.

00:47:27.420 Really?

00:47:27.780 Brought me home and my daddy was mad.

00:47:29.960 Yeah.

00:47:31.040 Yeah.

00:47:33.200 Dang it, you got it looking like a...

00:47:34.380 Uh-huh.

00:47:34.660 It is kind of crazy.

00:47:35.900 Your kid can't even see that good and you got dang, you know, you got...

00:47:39.900 Earrings.

00:47:40.240 Yeah.

00:47:41.040 Like feather earrings.

00:47:42.520 You got some big hoops coming off her or something.

00:47:45.700 Hey.

00:47:46.340 What's the youngest you can get a child's ears pierced in America?

00:47:51.580 There's got to be a two-week...

00:47:52.980 I don't know.

00:47:54.780 There's got to be like a catch and release type of thing or something.

00:47:57.860 What's the youngest age to pierce a child here?

00:48:00.840 Two months.

00:48:01.840 What is it?

00:48:02.640 Around two to four.

00:48:05.060 After that vaccine, it says.

00:48:07.100 Uh-huh.

00:48:07.880 Because I guess if they put in that metal or semi-precious metal through your ear...

00:48:12.620 Uh-huh.

00:48:13.460 You can't be allergic to things that are semi-precious.

00:48:15.820 Uh-huh.

00:48:17.160 So, that's it.

00:48:20.020 When you're touring, are you choosing places to go now?

00:48:22.940 Or like, what's that like?

00:48:24.280 Well, it's kind of like mapped out to the point where it's like...

00:48:27.160 And I don't know how it is for you.

00:48:28.540 It's like, we want to try to make sure that, you know, we're letting the demand build back up in that city and things like that.

00:48:35.880 And then trying to make sure that we are going to different places, you know, kind of like popping in some of these little corners that we hadn't really got to hit just yet.

00:48:43.540 But, um, so yeah, it's like a...

00:48:46.220 It's a team effort of just figuring out where we're going.

00:48:48.760 We're about to go back to Australia.

00:48:50.280 Yeah.

00:48:50.840 You been to Australia?

00:48:51.740 So good.

00:48:53.040 Did you go to Bondi Beach?

00:48:54.500 I have not been to Bondi.

00:48:55.700 Bring it up real quick, just so you don't forget to go.

00:48:58.500 It's worth going.

00:48:59.320 It's like 18 minutes outside of Sydney.

00:49:01.420 Okay.

00:49:02.060 And you just take a ferry?

00:49:03.580 No, you can drive right there.

00:49:04.840 Oh, really?

00:49:05.840 It's the most beautiful beach I've seen that's not like a super tropical place, if that makes any sense.

00:49:11.440 Got it.

00:49:12.180 So it's kind of like a city on the beach.

00:49:13.880 Yeah.

00:49:15.080 But it's...

00:49:15.720 Wow.

00:49:16.280 It's a pretty...

00:49:16.860 Man, I'd love to do that.

00:49:18.080 If you have a family and stuff, do you think you'll raise them over there in Nashville or not?

00:49:21.200 Do you know?

00:49:21.780 I will.

00:49:22.500 You will?

00:49:23.160 I will.

00:49:23.580 Well, I think Nashville's just a good spot, like, even if, you know, music wasn't a thing.

00:49:28.840 I think it's just...

00:49:29.540 I think they got, like, good schools, and I feel like you can go far out...

00:49:34.880 Right now, you can go far out enough on any side and still feel like you're in the country.

00:49:39.800 Yeah.

00:49:39.900 You know?

00:49:40.500 I want to raise my kids like I did, like, playing in the dirt, and I don't know.

00:49:48.140 I just want them to, like, be outside and do the things that we grew up doing.

00:49:53.040 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:53.780 And, like, just enjoy those things, too, because, man, you see these kids at these

00:49:58.220 supper tables on their iPads and on cell phones.

00:50:01.880 I'm like, oh, gosh.

00:50:03.620 Grilling, like, digital meats and stuff on there.

00:50:06.020 Yeah.

00:50:06.780 We...

00:50:07.260 We...

00:50:08.180 Me and Duck took some kids that he coached last year to eat Mexican food not too long ago,

00:50:14.420 and these two little boys across from us.

00:50:19.180 What are you laughing at?

00:50:20.140 That's just a great...

00:50:20.840 That's, like...

00:50:21.660 That's kind of like...

00:50:24.480 That's the Louisiana way of kind of saying we're having a United Nations meeting.

00:50:28.080 Exactly.

00:50:28.700 That's what was happening.

00:50:29.900 Look, look.

00:50:30.740 I mean, look.

00:50:31.700 Yeah.

00:50:32.140 But these two boys sitting across from us, they were twins, and they were just, like,

00:50:39.500 for 17 years old, like, carrying on, great conversation, making eye contact.

00:50:45.000 Like, it was...

00:50:47.140 You could just tell that they were, like, raised right.

00:50:49.620 Mm-hmm.

00:50:49.980 And then I realized, like, they said they had never had social media.

00:50:53.320 God.

00:50:53.620 And I was like, that's why you can carry on a conversation?

00:50:58.620 Mm-hmm.

00:50:59.400 Dang.

00:51:00.600 Dang.

00:51:01.500 Well, a lot of people are homeschooling their kids now, too.

00:51:04.240 Mm-hmm.

00:51:04.580 And keeping everything away from them, you know?

00:51:08.460 Which I'm not trying to, like, you know, keep everything away from them, because I think

00:51:12.820 then you kind of mess up, you know?

00:51:15.780 Well, they said there's pedophiles in the roadblocks now.

00:51:18.140 That's what I heard yesterday.

00:51:19.000 You know?

00:51:22.000 And I...

00:51:22.640 Yeah.

00:51:22.940 I've heard it.

00:51:23.760 Uh-huh.

00:51:24.480 They're everywhere.

00:51:25.440 Well, yeah, but I didn't think they were in the roadblocks, honey, you know?

00:51:29.960 I know they're out in these streets.

00:51:31.400 Roblox facing mounting lawsuits as parents across USL's company enables child predators.

00:51:35.600 Stop.

00:51:36.500 So, I just want you to think I'm making that up.

00:51:38.980 Stop.

00:51:39.860 That's how I feel, too.

00:51:40.920 I discontinued my account.

00:51:41.960 I just only had it for two weeks.

00:51:43.700 You have to be protecting and watching, like...

00:51:49.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:51:49.960 You could do homeschooling.

00:51:51.620 I want you to homeschool my kids.

00:51:55.140 I'd love for you.

00:51:56.400 Uncle Theo.

00:51:59.740 All right.

00:52:02.680 Dude, that would be so great.

00:52:04.200 That would be terrible.

00:52:06.220 What are you talking about, man?

00:52:08.780 You would teach them something.

00:52:09.680 You would teach them...

00:52:10.760 You would educate them.

00:52:11.860 Oh, hell yeah, boy.

00:52:13.020 You would educate them.

00:52:14.740 I teach them how to do CPR.

00:52:16.580 Uh-huh.

00:52:17.700 With a unique style that a lot of people don't do.

00:52:21.240 Which is what?

00:52:22.040 A lot of people breathe straight into the lungs.

00:52:23.840 I kind of take a roundabout pattern.

00:52:25.340 What are you, like people's elbow on them or something?

00:52:27.280 I'm just saying.

00:52:27.780 I do different stuff.

00:52:29.080 Okay, okay.

00:52:29.740 But...

00:52:30.260 Are you really certified?

00:52:32.140 Decent success rate.

00:52:33.520 Yeah, I'm certified in CPR, honey.

00:52:36.280 Are you really?

00:52:36.920 I need to see like a badge or something.

00:52:40.340 I don't believe it.

00:52:41.840 Hey, hey, hey.

00:52:42.440 I'm deputized.

00:52:43.600 Did you know that?

00:52:44.380 I can believe that.

00:52:45.700 Look.

00:52:46.160 I'm deputized.

00:52:47.260 Are you?

00:52:47.640 Yes.

00:52:48.400 Just by somebody in town that was a sheriff gave you one?

00:52:50.740 In Richland Parish.

00:52:52.340 They asked my daddy to be a deputy.

00:52:54.180 You better quit.

00:52:55.720 And then daddy was like, I'll do it if Laney can do it.

00:53:01.180 Yeah, I love that.

00:53:02.160 So I went up there and got sworn in.

00:53:04.440 Did you?

00:53:05.440 I love that, dude.

00:53:06.340 I was at a Vols game like probably a year and a half ago.

00:53:08.420 And some guy up there, and I won't say he was an alcoholic, but he had drunk a lot.

00:53:13.060 And he probably drunk most of his life.

00:53:15.400 And you could tell because some of his kids didn't even talk to him or whatever.

00:53:18.220 But anyway, what I was saying was, he was like kind of, he was getting drunk.

00:53:24.100 And I said, I'm going to go downstairs and say to somebody, and he goes, well, look, man,

00:53:28.960 if you have any trouble down there, he goes, I'm a sheriff.

00:53:31.300 Just flash my badge, you know?

00:53:32.980 So this guy gave me a sheriff's badge, right?

00:53:35.600 Stop.

00:53:36.200 I swear.

00:53:36.620 So I didn't know how they work or whatever.

00:53:38.000 So I'm down there talking.

00:53:40.040 And then something happened in this area where like some people started, like we're kind

00:53:44.360 of talking shit to each other and stuff.

00:53:45.700 So I just break this thing out, right?

00:53:47.980 You're like, you had the right to mean silence.

00:53:51.180 No, I didn't do that, dude.

00:53:54.080 I'm not a cop.

00:53:56.820 I'm a sheriff, dude.

00:53:58.340 I'm just, sheriffs just raise the badge.

00:54:00.360 That's right.

00:54:00.520 That's right.

00:54:00.880 That's right.

00:54:01.260 That's right.

00:54:01.680 Yeah.

00:54:01.880 And then they go get something to eat.

00:54:03.680 You know what I'm saying?

00:54:05.700 Yes.

00:54:06.140 But I flashed that thing.

00:54:07.340 And then a real cop, a female, a police officer, kind of like pushed me up against the wall.

00:54:13.260 And she's like, what's going on here?

00:54:15.300 And they, she like, uh, was like rep reminding me for having a fake identification or whatever.

00:54:22.040 And I was like, the guy gave it to me, you know, but it was spooky for a minute.

00:54:27.960 I thought they were going to take me.

00:54:29.040 I thought you were really about to get in trouble.

00:54:30.780 Yeah.

00:54:31.560 It was like that.

00:54:32.060 When was that?

00:54:33.780 Probably two years ago or maybe a year and a half.

00:54:35.980 I think they were playing Georgia or something.

00:54:37.780 And they got their, they got their tails kicked.

00:54:40.440 Tennessee did.

00:54:41.240 But yeah.

00:54:41.900 But I remember like, God, that guy's the worst sheriff or whatever.

00:54:45.540 Like he didn't even, he didn't give me any.

00:54:47.040 He's just like.

00:54:47.440 Yeah.

00:54:47.840 Like he could have told you.

00:54:49.080 Yeah.

00:54:49.480 If you got a piss somewhere or something or just whatever, that shit gets heavy.

00:54:52.840 You flash this bitch.

00:54:53.800 Uh-huh.

00:54:54.780 And I flash that bitch and they just.

00:54:57.020 That's it.

00:54:57.660 Yeah.

00:54:59.080 Oh my gosh.

00:54:59.620 Right up against the wall that lady had me.

00:55:01.400 I was pretty nervous.

00:55:02.640 But I respect her.

00:55:03.380 She's doing her job right there.

00:55:04.800 That's right.

00:55:04.920 That's right.

00:55:06.280 Um.

00:55:07.020 Oh, that doesn't look like me.

00:55:08.200 That looks like a, first of all, that looks like a pretty decent looking woman in the town.

00:55:11.600 I'm from.

00:55:13.160 I will say that.

00:55:15.160 Oh, I remember them haircuts.

00:55:16.560 Yes.

00:55:17.100 Oh, God.

00:55:17.860 Yeah.

00:55:18.200 Yes.

00:55:18.400 When we had our bus driver, we cut everybody's hair.

00:55:20.940 Your bus driver cut people's hair?

00:55:22.260 Mr. Ray.

00:55:22.940 Yeah.

00:55:23.380 He cut his, he had a barbershop.

00:55:25.040 I don't know if he had a barbershop.

00:55:25.720 I thought you meant as y'all were walking off the bus, he just.

00:55:28.340 He would pull over probably six times a year.

00:55:32.040 He had those, he had those clippers going.

00:55:34.340 He'd just get everybody in there cut up.

00:55:36.120 You are lying.

00:55:37.100 40 minutes.

00:55:37.700 He'd cut everybody on that thing.

00:55:39.420 That is hilarious.

00:55:40.700 He'd walk right off that.

00:55:41.440 Everybody'd be looking slick walking off there.

00:55:43.580 Pretty slick enough.

00:55:45.220 With their ears lowered.

00:55:46.360 And the best thing is if everybody looks the same, nobody looks better or worse.

00:55:51.000 You ever had like a real bad haircut?

00:55:56.280 I mean like a real, real bad haircut.

00:55:58.700 I mean, yeah, I've had almost all of them.

00:56:00.880 I think if you just look through pictures of me online, you'll see them.

00:56:03.580 You're right, you're right.

00:56:04.080 I've had one, yeah.

00:56:05.100 I went to that Roberts Beauty College or something that was in our town and they were running

00:56:09.540 a special.

00:56:10.000 It was like 75 cents to get your hair cut.

00:56:12.040 And I was like, well, at that price, I got to go over there.

00:56:15.540 100%.

00:56:15.820 You got to see what it's about.

00:56:17.260 It must just be a great deal.

00:56:19.900 And so I got in there.

00:56:21.140 I got in there, dude.

00:56:22.460 And they were letting people that were just like, I don't even know if they were hair cutters.

00:56:27.200 Some of them were just like recovering mechanics and stuff.

00:56:29.200 They were letting anybody.

00:56:30.200 Recovering mechanics.

00:56:30.980 Anybody who could keep their hands stable enough in that bitch, they put a pair of scissors

00:56:34.440 in them.

00:56:35.200 And yeah, they did stuff to me, man.

00:56:37.360 I can't.

00:56:37.780 I still will never be the same.

00:56:39.100 I walked out of there.

00:56:40.060 And I had to walk home about two and a half miles.

00:56:42.060 And the whole time I was so just depressed.

00:56:44.420 And I kept trying to get a good reflection in my head and different things I was walking

00:56:47.460 by.

00:56:48.320 Dude, a bad haircut, like a real bad haircut can, it can be painful.

00:56:54.740 Well, especially as a man, because it's like you don't have, as a man, you're not going

00:56:58.840 to grow breasts or you can't wear lipstick.

00:57:02.660 So like you were down 0-2 in your chances of.

00:57:06.420 That's right.

00:57:06.820 And then you just got to wait for it to grow back.

00:57:08.280 Yeah.

00:57:08.640 So you have one item going on.

00:57:10.840 You know, maybe you can do eye drops, but otherwise it is a haircut.

00:57:14.640 It is a haircut.

00:57:15.520 Duck dyed his hair bleach blonde.

00:57:18.060 No, for what?

00:57:18.480 As a joke.

00:57:19.620 Just like as a joke.

00:57:20.560 What kind of joke was it?

00:57:21.500 Well, I don't know, but I'm going to tell you right now, I didn't think it was funny.

00:57:24.740 I didn't think it was funny.

00:57:26.160 I said, you better sleep with a ball cap on until that thing grows out.

00:57:30.080 Now it's starting to look like frosted tips.

00:57:32.700 Uh-uh, really?

00:57:33.660 We'll take him down a day in Panama City and let him make a little bit of money.

00:57:36.160 That's where he did it.

00:57:37.180 Nuh-uh.

00:57:38.160 As a joke, we were playing Panama City and my mama and his mama, and he had this bright

00:57:43.300 idea.

00:57:44.680 They all got it done?

00:57:45.840 No, they just did his.

00:57:47.440 They just did his.

00:57:49.480 And they videoed my reaction seeing it.

00:57:53.600 They did?

00:57:54.740 And it was like-

00:57:56.280 Let me say, if you can find it, pull that up.

00:57:58.060 I want to see that.

00:57:58.700 My mouth is wide open.

00:57:59.640 I was like, uh-uh, nope.

00:58:01.600 Wedding's off.

00:58:02.820 Wedding's off, bro.

00:58:05.780 Wedding's off, bro.

00:58:08.240 Who's going to play at your wedding?

00:58:09.480 Do you have to play at your own wedding if you're like a really good musician?

00:58:12.120 No.

00:58:13.360 No.

00:58:14.740 I don't want it to be about-

00:58:16.740 I want it to be about what it's supposed to be about that day.

00:58:18.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:58:19.280 Oh, yeah.

00:58:20.140 The love, the nuptials.

00:58:21.420 I might write him a song or something and share it later on or whatever before, but

00:58:28.340 I don't know.

00:58:30.400 I'm just like-

00:58:31.800 Yeah, I just didn't know if you have to play at your own.

00:58:34.020 I never thought about that.

00:58:35.600 I'm not.

00:58:36.880 I want to have some kind of jazz band or something like that.

00:58:39.380 Ooh, big X the plug.

00:58:40.740 Big X the plug.

00:58:42.120 He could do it.

00:58:42.620 Which I loved y'all's interview.

00:58:43.680 Yeah, he's great.

00:58:45.800 He is great.

00:58:46.780 We went and watched a show in Nashville when he was there.

00:58:48.600 It was fun.

00:58:49.700 It was?

00:58:50.200 Yeah.

00:58:50.740 The whole-

00:58:51.120 Yeah, it's just like, it's great energy, you know?

00:58:53.020 Where was he playing?

00:58:53.880 He was playing over at-

00:58:56.220 Not Brooklyn Bowl.

00:58:57.760 You're not-

00:58:58.140 You're talking about Brooklyn Bowl.

00:58:59.260 Yep.

00:58:59.820 He was playing at Brooklyn Bowl.

00:59:00.800 Got it.

00:59:01.520 Yeah.

00:59:02.220 It was good.

00:59:03.180 I saw Red Clay Strays.

00:59:04.080 Where did I see them at?

00:59:05.320 They are so good.

00:59:06.680 I saw a video of you guys singing, right?

00:59:08.760 You and Brandon.

00:59:09.500 Yep.

00:59:09.900 In Canada.

00:59:10.480 Yeah, he's the real deal.

00:59:14.280 Oh, yeah.

00:59:14.920 I mean, they put on a hell of a show.

00:59:16.960 I'm just a fan.

00:59:18.220 Yeah.

00:59:18.780 I think that it's just like timeless.

00:59:22.520 It's like they stepped out of another time and they're just doing something so different.

00:59:28.200 I don't know.

00:59:28.860 I'm just a big old fan.

00:59:31.700 And their audience, it's a lot of men, too, are their fans, I realized.

00:59:35.040 Yes.

00:59:36.120 Yeah, let me see a little bit of that.

00:59:40.480 That's cool.

00:59:44.640 Pace cool.

00:59:45.080 Oh, my goodness gracious, let me tell you the news.

00:59:47.780 My head's been well from midnight to the end.

00:59:50.940 And I've been down on the bend at me.

00:59:53.580 Hoping to the man from Galilee.

00:59:56.740 He spoke to me when I was so sweet.

00:59:59.700 I thought I heard a shuffle of angels speak.

01:00:02.760 Oh, my name and my heart stood still.

01:00:05.640 He said, man, you're going to do my river.

01:00:08.380 Tell that one.

01:00:09.440 Oh, pass the hat.

01:00:12.760 I'll put some money in that.

01:00:14.700 I'll put my second born in that hat.

01:00:17.160 Uh-huh.

01:00:18.240 That's special, huh?

01:00:20.040 Yeah.

01:00:20.660 He's cool.

01:00:23.220 Have you guys done a song together?

01:00:24.480 No.

01:00:24.620 Do you like to do a lot of collaborations like that or do you not like it?

01:00:27.460 Well, no.

01:00:28.120 It seems to be really hot right now, too.

01:00:29.720 I love collaborations.

01:00:31.340 But I was doing a bunch of collaborations there for a minute.

01:00:33.860 Oh, that's right.

01:00:34.220 You did another one with Hardy that I loved.

01:00:36.640 Wait in a truck.

01:00:37.560 Oh, I forgot that was in a truck, too.

01:00:40.020 Truck, truck.

01:00:41.020 Look, sorry to say that.

01:00:42.160 I didn't.

01:00:42.500 I look.

01:00:43.020 I don't care if you stay in it.

01:00:44.680 God, I don't care if I just.

01:00:46.460 I don't care if you.

01:00:47.580 Every one of your songs talks about it.

01:00:49.080 I'm still going to listen to him.

01:00:50.820 Well, I ain't going to do that.

01:00:53.800 Okay, okay.

01:00:54.620 I ain't going to do that.

01:00:55.280 I ain't going to do that.

01:00:55.940 I forgot about waiting in the truck, too.

01:00:58.360 Mm-hmm.

01:00:59.100 But hey, that's okay.

01:00:59.660 Waiting in the truck.

01:01:00.020 Four by four by you.

01:01:01.240 Heart like a truck.

01:01:02.320 Mm-hmm.

01:01:03.660 Truck, truck.

01:01:04.340 And we got one, like I said, coming.

01:01:06.420 King Ranch, King George, King James.

01:01:08.560 Yeah.

01:01:09.340 Yeah, I got a damn heart like a damn little 50cc motorcycle, honey.

01:01:14.480 Yeah.

01:01:14.880 Yeah, I got a heart, got a damn outboard motor on it.

01:01:19.840 But yeah, I got a heart.

01:01:22.960 Oh, my gosh.

01:01:24.720 I got a heart that's got damn training wheels on it.

01:01:28.400 My nephew just FaceTimed me the other day.

01:01:30.700 Did he?

01:01:31.200 Knox?

01:01:31.320 With no training with Ledger.

01:01:32.900 That's the four-year-old.

01:01:34.420 He was like, call Aunt Wayney.

01:01:35.880 So right when I think they don't love me, he says stuff like that to my sister.

01:01:40.640 Like, tap in?

01:01:41.460 Like, call Aunt Wayney and show her.

01:01:43.580 Oh, that's sweet.

01:01:43.980 I'm like, oh, see.

01:01:45.060 Y'all do love me.

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01:06:36.780 Yeah, I think it would be fun to like teach a kid

01:06:40.820 something cool, you know,

01:06:43.060 if I had me a little kid.

01:06:44.460 I think I would do homeschooling.

01:06:45.620 If my wife wants to do homeschooling,

01:06:47.800 I would be for it.

01:06:49.840 But I don't want the homeschool kid that stays at home

01:06:52.040 and never meets any kids,

01:06:53.320 even on the weekend or whatever.

01:06:55.100 I'm going to set your ass up.

01:06:56.560 Let me think of who I can set you up.

01:06:57.940 You are?

01:06:58.420 I'm going to set you up.

01:06:59.320 Oh, yeah.

01:07:00.700 Thanks.

01:07:01.200 What's your type?

01:07:03.740 Woman.

01:07:04.780 Just a full grown woman.

01:07:06.780 Yeah, I mean, yeah, obviously.

01:07:09.340 But yeah, adult woman.

01:07:12.040 Adult woman.

01:07:13.520 Positive attitude.

01:07:14.820 Warm eyes.

01:07:15.640 Wants to be a mom.

01:07:16.740 Okay.

01:07:17.360 What else?

01:07:18.420 Hard worker.

01:07:19.260 Okay.

01:07:19.840 Right?

01:07:21.280 So a nurse, I think I would like,

01:07:23.920 but I think I may just say that because of hard worker.

01:07:26.960 Yeah.

01:07:27.480 But.

01:07:28.260 Okay.

01:07:28.840 I got to pray a little bit more about it too

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01:07:34.680 Let the Lord kind of.

01:07:36.260 I'm going to tell you right now.

01:07:37.420 Do something.

01:07:38.240 He can.

01:07:39.340 Yeah.

01:07:39.980 He can.

01:07:41.120 I'll be praying for it too.

01:07:43.280 Yeah.

01:07:43.600 Thanks.

01:07:44.240 Because you can meet people,

01:07:45.880 but you got to like,

01:07:47.200 you know,

01:07:47.520 you just got to meet the right one.

01:07:48.600 That's right.

01:07:48.840 Sometimes you just got to be patient too.

01:07:50.320 That's right.

01:07:51.420 And he'll make it clear.

01:07:52.900 Right.

01:07:53.140 He always does.

01:07:53.680 And I always heard that wah, wah, wah about,

01:07:56.700 you know,

01:07:56.980 when you know and all this stuff.

01:07:58.780 But like,

01:07:59.240 I,

01:07:59.640 I do believe it now.

01:08:02.180 Did you lock,

01:08:03.020 did you make like a little,

01:08:04.060 um.

01:08:05.900 List.

01:08:06.640 List or altar or whatever?

01:08:08.720 An altar.

01:08:09.860 Or like a.

01:08:10.380 Yeah.

01:08:10.640 Yeah.

01:08:10.800 I made a list of like,

01:08:12.380 I went through some doozies.

01:08:15.160 I'm talking about like stuff I'm,

01:08:16.780 I'm embarrassed about now.

01:08:18.520 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:19.180 I'm sorry.

01:08:20.280 God bless you.

01:08:21.600 Um,

01:08:22.040 but I embarrassed to think that I let somebody do me that way.

01:08:25.880 Yeah.

01:08:26.680 And then,

01:08:27.520 uh,

01:08:29.040 and then met somebody who just would never in a million years.

01:08:31.880 But I did like,

01:08:34.140 I took a few years to myself.

01:08:36.520 Didn't even go on a date.

01:08:38.020 Like,

01:08:38.660 but also nobody asked me out either.

01:08:40.980 Like wouldn't nobody ask me out.

01:08:43.660 And,

01:08:44.200 um,

01:08:45.300 but those years were like really important for me.

01:08:48.140 And I figured out,

01:08:49.340 I'm like,

01:08:49.780 okay,

01:08:50.000 like no more playing around.

01:08:51.660 Like I'm,

01:08:52.360 I'm the next person I'm dating.

01:08:54.020 Like it's gotta be,

01:08:55.680 I'm not going to spend a few years of my life with this person.

01:08:57.900 If it's not like going in the direction that,

01:09:00.620 that it's supposed to.

01:09:02.760 And,

01:09:03.200 um,

01:09:04.100 so I,

01:09:04.560 I was like,

01:09:05.040 okay,

01:09:05.200 yes,

01:09:05.440 I want somebody who is like,

01:09:07.100 you just said like hardworking.

01:09:08.580 And I hate to say that this is even a quality on my list,

01:09:11.320 but loyal,

01:09:12.460 you know,

01:09:13.400 that should just be,

01:09:14.820 I should just be,

01:09:16.120 you know,

01:09:17.480 it shouldn't be a quality.

01:09:18.360 Um,

01:09:19.460 it is kind of true.

01:09:21.920 We've gotten to a sad place.

01:09:23.740 I know that I'm going to be their only spouse.

01:09:26.920 Yeah.

01:09:27.280 I would love to be their only spouse.

01:09:29.400 Um,

01:09:29.820 but yeah,

01:09:30.460 I think like write it down and yeah,

01:09:33.760 I just have to be more intentional about it.

01:09:35.360 You know,

01:09:35.960 I've been,

01:09:36.860 I've been,

01:09:37.280 I've done some of that,

01:09:38.100 but I want to do,

01:09:38.600 I want to do even more of it because I want to see how fine tune could you get that arrow?

01:09:42.260 You know,

01:09:43.100 if you really locked in with some intention,

01:09:45.380 but I do notice myself not spending time,

01:09:47.720 like a lot of times,

01:09:48.460 like wasting it in areas,

01:09:49.860 you know,

01:09:50.140 or trying not to spend my time wasting it in certain areas,

01:09:53.080 you know?

01:09:54.080 Yes.

01:09:54.640 It's just kind of like cutting the crap.

01:09:56.420 Yeah.

01:09:57.440 Yeah.

01:09:58.320 And I think that's a big step right there.

01:10:00.820 Right.

01:10:01.100 As you decide.

01:10:02.440 Yeah.

01:10:03.300 Is just being like,

01:10:04.540 just no more.

01:10:05.820 I want something.

01:10:06.420 And then only,

01:10:07.600 only the real thing can find you at that point.

01:10:10.380 Yeah.

01:10:11.820 You go,

01:10:12.200 you go find somebody.

01:10:13.140 She going to be bad ass.

01:10:15.380 She better be.

01:10:16.220 I'll tell you,

01:10:16.620 I'm already pissed at her a little.

01:10:18.000 Are you?

01:10:18.520 Yeah.

01:10:19.940 Yeah.

01:10:20.300 I'm mad at her too.

01:10:21.360 Thank you.

01:10:23.080 I've got a couple notes in my phone.

01:10:24.720 I'm texting her right whenever I get her number.

01:10:26.400 That's it.

01:10:28.260 Because I'm definitely got to.

01:10:29.460 She's going to have to be,

01:10:30.800 I'm just trying to like envision what this chick is going to be like.

01:10:36.220 She better work out of town sometime.

01:10:38.360 I'm telling you that.

01:10:39.520 Okay.

01:10:42.060 Because I don't want her messing my house up.

01:10:44.200 That's it.

01:10:45.320 That's it.

01:10:46.060 That's it.

01:10:47.040 I think the big thing I realized,

01:10:48.680 I want kids,

01:10:49.160 I want to be able to have kids that have like a comfortable,

01:10:51.300 a nice,

01:10:52.280 like a emotionally well upbringing.

01:10:55.040 So that's what I need.

01:10:55.860 Like an emotionally well woman.

01:10:57.320 Just a good girl.

01:10:58.380 Like just.

01:10:59.620 Yeah.

01:11:00.440 Well-rounded.

01:11:01.360 Yeah.

01:11:01.620 We'll find it.

01:11:02.300 Maybe she has a couple of animals or something.

01:11:03.860 Or we could get some animals.

01:11:05.860 Because sometimes you meet a woman,

01:11:07.040 they already got too many animals.

01:11:08.460 You could see they're trying to do their own little zoo or something.

01:11:10.900 Yeah.

01:11:11.320 Put that horse in the front yard.

01:11:12.620 Yeah.

01:11:13.200 On the front porch,

01:11:14.320 you know.

01:11:15.540 That's how.

01:11:16.460 That's how y'all going to live.

01:11:17.860 Well,

01:11:18.120 that's how.

01:11:19.380 That was my old way to meet a woman.

01:11:20.960 Just put that horse in the front yard,

01:11:22.540 you know.

01:11:23.300 But I'm not doing that anymore.

01:11:24.340 Now the horse needs to go in the back.

01:11:25.840 Yeah.

01:11:27.120 But I can't live like that anymore.

01:11:30.960 What else?

01:11:31.500 You have a movie that's coming up?

01:11:32.660 Is that true?

01:11:33.460 Yeah.

01:11:34.080 Reminders of him.

01:11:36.620 Reminders of him.

01:11:38.100 Reminders of him.

01:11:39.320 Colleen Hoover.

01:11:40.640 And I will say,

01:11:42.440 I'm very excited about it.

01:11:43.720 It was an opportunity for me to kind of

01:11:45.180 dip my toes a little bit

01:11:47.000 into being something other than a musician.

01:11:51.000 Which was fun.

01:11:52.000 I know you've done some of Yellowstone, right?

01:11:55.480 Yeah.

01:11:55.780 Was this more like extensive than that?

01:11:59.280 Or like what was different about it?

01:12:00.520 It probably took me three or four days

01:12:05.560 to like film my part.

01:12:08.100 And I feel like with Yellowstone,

01:12:10.280 because I was in like several different episodes,

01:12:11.940 it was probably like a little bit more filming.

01:12:16.500 But I had fun.

01:12:17.760 I had fun like,

01:12:19.540 I feel like I kind of like found myself

01:12:21.300 within the character, you know.

01:12:23.120 Like I realized that,

01:12:24.440 okay,

01:12:24.620 maybe like I don't have to be playing music

01:12:27.080 to feel like I can play the character.

01:12:28.440 Which is cool.

01:12:31.660 Like I'm like,

01:12:32.640 who knows?

01:12:34.720 Who knows?

01:12:36.400 I want to do a comedy.

01:12:38.280 Do you?

01:12:39.140 God, that would be good.

01:12:40.120 You'd be so good at it.

01:12:41.580 We should make one then.

01:12:43.040 Let's do it.

01:12:43.700 Me and David Spade wrote a movie.

01:12:44.900 It's almost done.

01:12:45.480 I can't talk about it anymore on the podcast

01:12:46.760 because we've talked about it on too many episodes.

01:12:48.960 But we're editing it right now.

01:12:50.920 Is that so fun?

01:12:52.720 The editing and stuff's a nightmare,

01:12:54.120 but it's fun.

01:12:54.740 Got it.

01:12:55.180 It's like a puzzle.

01:12:55.940 You're like figuring out,

01:12:56.740 okay,

01:12:56.900 we got to move this here.

01:12:57.660 How do we move this?

01:12:58.300 What do we do?

01:12:58.880 So it's probably like putting a record together.

01:13:00.660 Yeah.

01:13:01.400 Yeah.

01:13:01.720 It's been a big learning experience.

01:13:03.320 It's been good,

01:13:03.860 I think.

01:13:04.920 But yeah,

01:13:05.380 you definitely start to see like,

01:13:06.480 oh,

01:13:06.640 I could do more of these

01:13:07.340 or figure out how to do it

01:13:08.460 or create different ones.

01:13:09.960 Like funny ideas.

01:13:11.540 Yep.

01:13:12.160 Are you going to start like a festival

01:13:13.480 back at home or anything?

01:13:14.580 Do you think you've thought about that?

01:13:15.880 We've talked about it.

01:13:16.840 I mean,

01:13:17.060 we've,

01:13:17.500 like,

01:13:18.600 do you feel like you have to?

01:13:19.680 I guess it becomes like a thing.

01:13:21.280 I definitely like,

01:13:22.740 would love to be able to do something

01:13:24.500 specifically like for my community.

01:13:26.540 You know what I'm saying?

01:13:27.840 Yeah.

01:13:29.700 Yeah.

01:13:30.160 Just,

01:13:30.600 you know,

01:13:31.500 just to like bring in some,

01:13:32.880 some more people,

01:13:33.620 some more fans.

01:13:34.460 And like,

01:13:35.220 just even last year,

01:13:36.080 we played a couple shows in Monroe

01:13:37.500 back to back.

01:13:38.220 And I heard,

01:13:39.420 you know,

01:13:39.760 that a lot of people had

01:13:41.660 lots of business that week.

01:13:43.940 And that's important.

01:13:45.760 I want people to flourish

01:13:47.260 and do well.

01:13:48.500 Like these are,

01:13:49.160 this is a community that

01:13:50.200 believed in me

01:13:51.260 before anybody did,

01:13:53.120 you know?

01:13:53.340 Yeah.

01:13:53.800 So,

01:13:54.380 I would love to do something

01:13:55.720 like that at some point,

01:13:56.600 but it takes a lot of,

01:13:58.700 like,

01:13:58.940 I want to do it right.

01:14:00.360 You know?

01:14:01.560 Oh,

01:14:01.940 yeah.

01:14:02.840 It's got to be right.

01:14:03.940 Yeah.

01:14:04.400 You want to definitely have some,

01:14:05.720 uh,

01:14:06.760 crawfish trucks out front.

01:14:08.540 Crawfish trucks.

01:14:10.140 That'd be it.

01:14:10.540 I wonder what your festival

01:14:11.320 would be called

01:14:12.000 if you had a festival over there.

01:14:13.460 I don't know.

01:14:14.840 What would it be called?

01:14:16.300 I don't know.

01:14:16.680 You got to think,

01:14:17.120 I mean,

01:14:18.500 it's got to be like a neat critter

01:14:19.760 that's from the area,

01:14:20.600 I guess,

01:14:21.000 kind of.

01:14:21.460 I mean,

01:14:21.660 it could be the Lanny Wilson Festival.

01:14:24.500 No,

01:14:24.720 there's something cooler.

01:14:26.400 Well,

01:14:26.640 there's something probably

01:14:27.100 that has a little more critter in it.

01:14:28.580 Yeah,

01:14:28.840 we definitely need a critter.

01:14:29.920 Yeah.

01:14:30.260 I mean,

01:14:30.420 you have a decent amount of critter,

01:14:31.680 it seems like.

01:14:32.640 I'm not trying to un-critter you

01:14:33.720 or whatever.

01:14:35.260 You kind of un-critter,

01:14:36.200 mate.

01:14:36.500 Yeah,

01:14:36.680 I didn't think I could.

01:14:39.560 Dude,

01:14:39.920 did you ever go on,

01:14:40.580 like,

01:14:40.720 I remember you told me

01:14:41.300 that you went on this horrible date

01:14:42.420 one time.

01:14:42.880 It was like a Valentine's date.

01:14:43.600 Remember when we made

01:14:44.020 a little cartoon about it?

01:14:45.860 Oh,

01:14:46.500 roses are red,

01:14:47.140 violets are black.

01:14:48.160 Why's your chest

01:14:48.920 as flat as your back?

01:14:51.620 But dude,

01:14:52.160 it reminded me.

01:14:53.280 So,

01:14:53.500 one time when I was a kid,

01:14:54.400 I stole my mom's car,

01:14:55.680 bartered,

01:14:56.040 whatever you did,

01:14:56.620 you know,

01:14:56.820 you're like 13.

01:14:57.840 And this girl down the street,

01:14:59.720 dude,

01:15:00.140 had,

01:15:01.820 she was just looking pretty good,

01:15:04.680 you know?

01:15:05.360 Uh-huh.

01:15:05.900 And she was like willing

01:15:07.080 to sneak out of her house

01:15:08.360 at night,

01:15:08.720 right?

01:15:08.980 So,

01:15:09.200 I was like.

01:15:09.720 Was she the same age?

01:15:10.940 Yeah,

01:15:11.200 same age.

01:15:11.800 So,

01:15:11.940 I was like,

01:15:12.140 I'm gonna go pick her up

01:15:13.060 and we're gonna go out

01:15:14.620 to this like boat launch area

01:15:16.260 that you can park the car out there

01:15:17.400 and dance a little bit

01:15:18.420 and put on some country music,

01:15:20.100 put on some top 40 or whatever,

01:15:21.960 you know?

01:15:23.140 They play some strawberry wine

01:15:24.720 or maybe some,

01:15:25.840 I'm trying to think of whatever else,

01:15:27.700 maybe some,

01:15:28.180 uh,

01:15:29.180 John Michael Montgomery.

01:15:30.480 Let's go.

01:15:31.440 You know,

01:15:31.760 something that'll just,

01:15:32.740 dang,

01:15:33.000 just keep my eyes open,

01:15:34.260 you know?

01:15:35.000 So anyway,

01:15:35.620 pick her up.

01:15:36.600 And this girl always wore

01:15:38.100 like a two-piece bathing suit,

01:15:39.520 like,

01:15:39.720 because she was on the swim team

01:15:40.640 at school,

01:15:41.000 right?

01:15:41.640 So anyway,

01:15:42.620 but I don't even know

01:15:43.500 why I said that,

01:15:43.940 but anyway.

01:15:44.960 Well,

01:15:45.300 I needed the visual.

01:15:46.280 Yeah.

01:15:46.720 Anyway,

01:15:47.000 picked her up.

01:15:47.400 We go out there,

01:15:47.820 we're listening to some music.

01:15:49.420 A car comes across the parking lot,

01:15:51.880 goes into the water

01:15:53.460 and starts to sink,

01:15:54.620 right?

01:15:54.840 We're the only people.

01:15:55.840 You are lying.

01:15:56.480 Swear.

01:15:57.060 We're the only people out there.

01:15:58.360 It goes right off the boat launch

01:15:59.480 and then starts to sink

01:16:01.820 and the headlights are up

01:16:02.800 towards the top of the water

01:16:03.680 where the car sinks.

01:16:04.420 You are lying.

01:16:05.320 No,

01:16:05.600 and it's me and her

01:16:06.340 and I'm like,

01:16:07.060 oh my God,

01:16:08.280 I'm out here,

01:16:08.720 I can't call the police.

01:16:10.600 What do I even do?

01:16:11.260 I'm going to get in trouble,

01:16:11.940 right?

01:16:12.660 Did you jump in the water?

01:16:13.780 We run right over there

01:16:15.020 to the thing

01:16:15.720 and I was like,

01:16:18.200 we got to do something,

01:16:19.480 you know,

01:16:19.660 what if somebody's in there?

01:16:20.800 Like,

01:16:21.020 we're the only people out there

01:16:22.140 and she's like,

01:16:24.400 okay,

01:16:24.660 on the count of three,

01:16:25.220 we'll jump in

01:16:25.700 and I'm like,

01:16:26.420 dude,

01:16:26.620 you don't do the count of three,

01:16:27.840 dude.

01:16:28.020 If somebody is drowning in a car,

01:16:30.380 you know what I'm saying?

01:16:32.600 Like,

01:16:33.160 that is the worst.

01:16:33.780 One,

01:16:34.080 two.

01:16:35.000 Yeah,

01:16:35.500 you don't waste people's time

01:16:37.060 that are drowning

01:16:37.520 if you can just jump in,

01:16:38.820 right?

01:16:39.000 On the count of three.

01:16:39.740 So anyway,

01:16:40.540 she goes,

01:16:41.140 I was like,

01:16:41.600 all right.

01:16:42.100 She's like,

01:16:42.400 no,

01:16:42.560 we have to do it.

01:16:43.340 I was like,

01:16:43.660 all right.

01:16:44.080 She goes,

01:16:44.580 one,

01:16:45.020 two,

01:16:45.320 three.

01:16:45.720 I jump.

01:16:46.320 She doesn't even jump.

01:16:48.020 You are lying

01:16:48.660 and she's a swimmer.

01:16:49.640 She's a swimmer

01:16:50.440 and I'm not that great of a swimmer.

01:16:52.040 That's a life lesson right there.

01:16:53.360 Oh yeah,

01:16:53.860 that's what I'm saying.

01:16:54.800 That's why

01:16:55.140 you need to pick a woman

01:16:56.980 who is willing to go that extra mile.

01:17:00.140 That's it.

01:17:01.240 Because there's a lot of these

01:17:02.300 fake ass swim team bitches out there.

01:17:04.060 But anyway,

01:17:04.680 moving on.

01:17:05.840 Anyway,

01:17:07.520 I reached out in the car

01:17:08.260 and I feel like the car seat and stuff

01:17:10.860 and they had like one of those like

01:17:12.780 covers on the car seat

01:17:14.420 that was like that fur,

01:17:15.420 you know?

01:17:16.220 You know,

01:17:16.480 they had the white fur seat cover sometimes.

01:17:18.560 It was like,

01:17:19.620 I don't know.

01:17:20.120 It wasn't like Dalmatian.

01:17:20.960 It was something nice,

01:17:21.880 you know,

01:17:22.020 or light,

01:17:22.740 something fake.

01:17:24.300 It was fake probably.

01:17:25.980 But anyway,

01:17:26.580 yeah,

01:17:26.740 something like that.

01:17:27.240 Oh yeah.

01:17:27.720 Wolf or something.

01:17:29.840 And so I touch it

01:17:32.080 and that scared me so much.

01:17:33.480 I didn't know if it was somebody's,

01:17:34.660 it just like,

01:17:35.600 so I start kind of vomit

01:17:37.020 like underwater.

01:17:37.960 I'm like getting sick.

01:17:39.920 Get back up above the water.

01:17:41.360 Now I can't hold my breath to go down,

01:17:43.440 right?

01:17:43.600 Like the car's completely underwater.

01:17:45.680 So get out.

01:17:47.200 We run back to the car,

01:17:48.740 drive to this bar that was close by

01:17:50.280 and we started just like,

01:17:51.460 we ran inside and we're like,

01:17:52.720 this car went off into the water.

01:17:54.880 There's like six people in this bar.

01:17:56.020 They all clear out of there

01:17:57.480 and then they all run down to,

01:17:59.680 they'll drive down

01:18:00.940 or run down to this,

01:18:02.300 to the dot.

01:18:03.100 And people are jumping in the water,

01:18:05.880 saying some lady's name

01:18:06.880 or something.

01:18:07.780 Got in my mom's car,

01:18:09.540 left.

01:18:10.220 So you don't know what happened?

01:18:11.520 Mm-mm.

01:18:13.100 Left,

01:18:13.620 wasn't going to stay around.

01:18:13.740 There was somebody in there,

01:18:14.580 wasn't it?

01:18:16.020 I don't know,

01:18:17.360 but.

01:18:17.880 How did the like news

01:18:18.940 not come out in the town

01:18:19.920 or anything?

01:18:21.020 I mean,

01:18:21.640 we were kids,

01:18:22.320 I don't think we would have

01:18:22.980 heard it probably

01:18:23.740 because we was like,

01:18:24.440 it was more adult stuff.

01:18:26.000 So did your mama ever know

01:18:27.380 that you took the car?

01:18:28.280 She does now.

01:18:29.300 She does.

01:18:30.280 Sorry,

01:18:30.720 mama.

01:18:31.220 Almost saved that woman,

01:18:32.380 mama.

01:18:33.660 And if you'd have let me

01:18:34.560 borrow your freaking car

01:18:35.380 when I had her freaking ass,

01:18:36.140 I probably would have

01:18:36.640 been able to save her.

01:18:39.780 I wouldn't have

01:18:40.400 had to sneak back home.

01:18:42.920 But yeah,

01:18:43.400 I think that was something

01:18:44.020 just about being there.

01:18:44.400 I'm still thinking about

01:18:44.700 the girl not jumping with you.

01:18:46.240 Oh,

01:18:46.620 it's unbelievable.

01:18:47.180 You can't say on the count of three

01:18:48.620 and then not go.

01:18:50.040 And who has time

01:18:50.800 to do count of three?

01:18:52.120 Somebody's drowning.

01:18:52.800 You're like,

01:18:53.080 all right,

01:18:53.440 one,

01:18:53.860 two,

01:18:54.080 you don't do that.

01:18:55.460 I don't know

01:18:55.680 whatever happened to her.

01:18:56.720 Dude,

01:18:56.860 there was a beautiful girl

01:18:57.620 in my town

01:18:58.120 that kissed me one time

01:18:59.000 by a fire

01:19:00.000 which I never,

01:19:00.540 ever,

01:19:00.760 ever saw her again.

01:19:02.000 That's how it goes.

01:19:03.880 God.

01:19:04.440 Uh-huh.

01:19:05.180 I wonder where she's at.

01:19:05.920 You remember her?

01:19:06.560 I don't know.

01:19:07.500 Yes,

01:19:07.840 I remember her.

01:19:08.540 We need to get in touch with her.

01:19:09.580 Ain't she let me brush her hair

01:19:10.600 for almost 15 minutes out there?

01:19:14.980 You literally just had a brush

01:19:16.380 and you were just combing her hair?

01:19:17.520 She brought it.

01:19:18.940 I'm not that creepy,

01:19:20.980 yeah,

01:19:21.380 but I would,

01:19:21.820 yeah,

01:19:22.000 I helped her out.

01:19:23.440 That was my 4-H.

01:19:24.840 That was your 4-H.

01:19:25.840 It was.

01:19:29.420 What is this?

01:19:30.040 Oh,

01:19:30.160 you see Justin Bieber

01:19:30.920 showed up,

01:19:31.360 this fake one?

01:19:32.800 What you talking about?

01:19:33.720 They had a fake Justin Bieber

01:19:34.500 showed up the other night.

01:19:35.700 To where?

01:19:36.840 In Las Vegas

01:19:37.440 and everybody thought

01:19:38.140 that it was him.

01:19:38.620 I'm like,

01:19:39.060 this does not even seem like him.

01:19:43.820 No.

01:19:44.740 It seems like Chet Hanks

01:19:46.160 just had a long weekend,

01:19:47.320 kind of.

01:19:47.980 What in the world?

01:19:51.740 But there were literally,

01:19:52.660 I guess,

01:19:52.880 like thousands of people

01:19:53.700 following this guy.

01:19:54.120 and everyone gets scammed.

01:19:55.580 It was wild.

01:19:58.680 So many people

01:19:59.580 get scammed nowadays.

01:20:01.460 I just saw the other day

01:20:02.440 that we were at one of the biggest

01:20:03.660 scamming times.

01:20:04.660 What are some of the biggest

01:20:05.360 online scams?

01:20:07.620 Have they had any,

01:20:08.320 have they had any

01:20:09.020 Laney Wilson impersonators?

01:20:10.640 Oh my God.

01:20:11.780 I mean,

01:20:12.020 I don't know about like

01:20:12.820 dressing up like that

01:20:13.740 and whatever,

01:20:14.680 but I'm just talking about like

01:20:15.860 online in general,

01:20:17.400 like the amount of messages

01:20:18.360 I get about,

01:20:19.540 um,

01:20:21.520 Oh,

01:20:21.780 ticket scamming,

01:20:22.500 all that stuff.

01:20:23.060 Well,

01:20:23.240 just like people who think

01:20:24.420 that they are like

01:20:25.340 actually in a relationship

01:20:26.460 with me and stuff

01:20:27.380 because like somebody's

01:20:28.360 pretending to be me.

01:20:29.880 And so it's,

01:20:30.740 it's really bad.

01:20:31.660 I've ruined a couple

01:20:32.320 marriages on accident.

01:20:33.460 Didn't even mean to.

01:20:34.360 You didn't.

01:20:35.020 Yes,

01:20:35.220 I sure did.

01:20:36.980 Laney.

01:20:37.960 Yeah.

01:20:38.720 They're like,

01:20:39.220 my husband of 30 years

01:20:40.420 believes he's talking to you

01:20:42.480 and this and that

01:20:43.240 and whatever.

01:20:44.180 Yes.

01:20:44.640 And I'm like,

01:20:45.420 Oh no.

01:20:46.960 And what do you have to do?

01:20:48.360 Then you can't call them.

01:20:49.420 There's literally nothing like

01:20:50.640 there's,

01:20:51.540 there's nothing I can do.

01:20:53.020 Um,

01:20:54.200 I'm just besides like

01:20:55.180 telling y'all about it,

01:20:56.440 you know?

01:20:57.240 Yeah.

01:20:57.700 If you are not married

01:20:58.600 to Laney Wilson,

01:20:59.120 you are not married

01:20:59.860 to Laney Wilson.

01:21:01.100 So that's,

01:21:02.340 well,

01:21:02.420 you think it ought,

01:21:03.060 it ought to be that simple,

01:21:04.680 but I mean,

01:21:06.240 I've heard,

01:21:06.660 I've heard all kinds of stuff.

01:21:07.760 I was,

01:21:08.260 uh,

01:21:09.440 I mean,

01:21:09.700 one woman got scammed

01:21:10.800 by a buddy of mine

01:21:12.820 and she showed up

01:21:13.780 to the show,

01:21:14.500 had her bag packed

01:21:15.920 and everything

01:21:16.340 and was just waiting there.

01:21:17.780 Like I'm going,

01:21:19.220 I'm going with him

01:21:19.960 and they were like,

01:21:21.300 no ma'am.

01:21:21.660 Like,

01:21:22.020 but she had been communicating

01:21:22.840 with somebody online

01:21:23.780 and thought it was him

01:21:24.780 and thought it was him.

01:21:26.480 So it's getting that real,

01:21:28.440 but I guess I would be shocked.

01:21:30.100 How could you think

01:21:30.960 it would go that real

01:21:32.420 on the line?

01:21:33.380 You know,

01:21:33.840 it's like a certain,

01:21:34.940 what I've noticed is

01:21:35.780 it's like a certain age group

01:21:37.340 of,

01:21:38.460 it's probably like lonely,

01:21:39.860 lonely people.

01:21:40.820 Right.

01:21:41.280 Um,

01:21:41.640 whether they're married or not,

01:21:42.720 they're lonely.

01:21:43.700 Right.

01:21:44.000 And,

01:21:44.520 um,

01:21:46.840 and I don't know,

01:21:47.580 it's just like,

01:21:48.080 they just find like the right person.

01:21:49.480 They must try it to a million people

01:21:50.980 to find the right person

01:21:52.600 to actually convince.

01:21:53.720 Yeah.

01:21:54.180 You know,

01:21:54.560 and,

01:21:55.000 and they're asking for money

01:21:56.060 and they,

01:21:56.920 they just,

01:21:57.800 uh,

01:21:58.820 give them lots of money,

01:22:01.460 lots of money.

01:22:02.080 And it's sad.

01:22:04.280 It is sad.

01:22:06.220 I just,

01:22:06.920 I guess,

01:22:07.280 I mean like,

01:22:07.920 I guess I'm trying to give somebody

01:22:09.080 email me and said,

01:22:10.840 I am,

01:22:12.020 I'm trying to think of somebody

01:22:14.480 that would really

01:22:15.360 have me just fired up probably.

01:22:19.380 Can't even think of anybody

01:22:20.400 off,

01:22:20.780 off,

01:22:21.160 off the top of my head.

01:22:22.240 Probably like a night nurse

01:22:24.420 or whatever,

01:22:24.840 like a ICU nurse.

01:22:26.520 Uh huh.

01:22:28.240 Um,

01:22:30.240 I know that's not it.

01:22:31.320 It'd have to be somebody

01:22:31.880 faint,

01:22:32.320 like,

01:22:32.520 you know publicly probably.

01:22:34.600 Huh.

01:22:35.240 Somebody that you'd be like,

01:22:35.960 I can't believe their message of me.

01:22:37.620 God,

01:22:38.080 yeah.

01:22:39.320 Who could that be?

01:22:40.280 Maybe.

01:22:40.580 Like a Pamela Anderson.

01:22:41.680 Yeah,

01:22:41.860 one of the Spice Girls

01:22:42.880 or somebody.

01:22:43.980 One of the Spice Girls for sure.

01:22:44.980 Ginger or Baby Spice.

01:22:46.440 Yeah,

01:22:46.680 or Marjoram or whatever

01:22:47.840 is in that one.

01:22:49.260 Sporty Spice.

01:22:51.200 Oh,

01:22:51.520 Scarlett Johnston.

01:22:53.060 Who else?

01:22:54.080 Johnny Depp.

01:22:54.960 That's a man.

01:22:57.200 Um,

01:22:58.380 uh,

01:22:58.900 I don't know.

01:22:59.620 None of these people

01:23:00.100 are doing it for me.

01:23:00.720 Maybe Tom Hanks.

01:23:01.880 Mm-hmm.

01:23:02.620 Yeah,

01:23:02.920 if Tom,

01:23:03.520 if Tom sent you an email.

01:23:05.340 Yeah,

01:23:05.900 Tom,

01:23:06.360 look,

01:23:06.620 Tom,

01:23:06.960 one of the best actors

01:23:07.800 in the world.

01:23:08.060 But if he said,

01:23:10.000 Theo,

01:23:10.360 I'm in a bind.

01:23:11.320 Yeah.

01:23:11.980 And I need

01:23:12.800 $200,000.

01:23:15.040 Because that's some of the,

01:23:16.380 that's the crazy amount.

01:23:17.820 It's not just like,

01:23:18.520 hey,

01:23:18.620 I need a hundred bucks.

01:23:19.540 Right.

01:23:20.740 People are getting

01:23:22.700 screwed,

01:23:24.020 glued,

01:23:24.300 and tattooed.

01:23:25.100 I would not say that.

01:23:26.420 I would send in maybe $1,200.

01:23:29.120 I am not sending.

01:23:29.960 Say,

01:23:30.160 God bless you,

01:23:30.680 Tom.

01:23:31.060 Yeah.

01:23:31.500 I'm not sending somebody.

01:23:33.000 That much money is crazy.

01:23:34.840 Yeah,

01:23:34.980 I don't know what goes into

01:23:35.660 the psychology of that.

01:23:36.700 We should talk with somebody

01:23:37.400 and learn about that.

01:23:38.320 What is one of the biggest scams

01:23:39.340 that's happened online

01:23:40.000 with somebody?

01:23:41.240 But I mean,

01:23:41.660 that one with Justin Bieber

01:23:42.440 is crazy.

01:23:42.860 People thinking that that's him.

01:23:45.020 Like,

01:23:45.920 I remember like,

01:23:46.720 Kip Moore got scammed

01:23:47.860 and there was like

01:23:48.400 a Dr. Phil episode about it.

01:23:50.100 Not Kip Moore,

01:23:51.240 but somebody

01:23:52.880 was getting scammed

01:23:54.980 by somebody

01:23:55.620 pretending to be Kip Moore.

01:23:57.180 And it was just like,

01:23:57.940 the girl really thought

01:23:58.660 she was,

01:23:59.240 you know,

01:23:59.860 in a relationship,

01:24:01.120 like for real,

01:24:01.600 for real.

01:24:02.340 I'll have friends

01:24:02.940 that'll send me stuff.

01:24:03.600 It's like,

01:24:03.860 oh,

01:24:03.980 is this you?

01:24:04.520 And it's like a fake email

01:24:05.540 or something.

01:24:05.960 It's like,

01:24:06.520 that would be insane

01:24:08.120 if that was me.

01:24:08.900 Like,

01:24:09.080 if you read through this,

01:24:10.280 you know,

01:24:10.940 it had like recipes

01:24:11.880 for things I like for dinner

01:24:12.980 and stuff.

01:24:13.200 I'm like,

01:24:13.420 who,

01:24:13.640 you think I'm going to

01:24:14.060 send something like that?

01:24:15.220 But I guess,

01:24:15.920 yeah,

01:24:16.040 people get caught up.

01:24:17.600 I mean,

01:24:17.900 I've fallen for stuff

01:24:18.700 when I was growing up.

01:24:19.400 Ponzi,

01:24:19.760 Sheem,

01:24:20.100 stuff like that.

01:24:20.860 So,

01:24:21.480 I guess we've all fallen

01:24:22.200 for something.

01:24:23.040 I was trying to buy

01:24:23.840 a French bulldog.

01:24:25.480 You were bit by

01:24:25.940 a French bulldog?

01:24:26.720 No,

01:24:26.980 I was trying to buy,

01:24:27.820 I was trying to buy one.

01:24:30.660 He's got good taste.

01:24:31.900 I'll say that.

01:24:32.580 Oh,

01:24:32.760 yeah,

01:24:32.960 yeah,

01:24:33.080 yeah.

01:24:33.360 It's an old French bulldog.

01:24:34.480 And,

01:24:34.860 I got scammed.

01:24:36.840 Nuh-uh.

01:24:37.580 This was probably

01:24:37.960 about six years ago.

01:24:39.860 God,

01:24:40.380 that's not,

01:24:40.720 that is not cool.

01:24:42.320 Because they're really cute.

01:24:44.700 And you see them

01:24:45.660 and you just wanted them.

01:24:46.600 And did you see pictures

01:24:47.740 or they also had videos of him?

01:24:49.460 It was just pictures.

01:24:50.280 I mean,

01:24:50.500 I'm a dumbass for thinking that.

01:24:52.200 Like,

01:24:52.520 I've learned a lot.

01:24:54.680 That was definitely my thought.

01:24:57.080 Really thought it was

01:24:57.900 Jelly Roll.

01:24:58.620 Ohio man says he was scammed

01:24:59.780 by AI video of the singer

01:25:01.280 of Springfield,

01:25:02.020 Ohio man said he lost money.

01:25:04.520 I really thought

01:25:05.360 it was Jelly Roll.

01:25:08.200 Appeared to be from a celebrity

01:25:09.280 that happens to be a fan of.

01:25:10.420 The message said he won

01:25:11.400 $50,000

01:25:12.200 on a brand new car.

01:25:13.760 Hmm.

01:25:14.980 I want to see it.

01:25:16.380 Then the account sent

01:25:17.400 a video of the man

01:25:18.680 who appears to be

01:25:19.240 singer-songwriter Jelly Roll

01:25:20.340 asking him to cover shipping

01:25:21.740 to get his prizes.

01:25:23.880 Huh.

01:25:24.140 They're not linking to the video

01:25:25.020 but this is the image

01:25:25.900 from the AI generated video.

01:25:27.260 That is insane.

01:25:29.000 That's the thing,

01:25:30.040 Theo.

01:25:30.440 Like,

01:25:30.700 used to,

01:25:31.400 you had to be like,

01:25:32.460 I gotta see it

01:25:33.180 to believe it.

01:25:33.820 Right.

01:25:34.280 But now,

01:25:35.580 you just gotta figure out yourself.

01:25:37.420 You gotta have that wisdom

01:25:38.120 and discernment

01:25:38.840 whether or not

01:25:39.820 you believe it or not.

01:25:40.960 I mean,

01:25:41.300 there's been stuff

01:25:42.000 in the past month

01:25:44.240 going on

01:25:44.840 about me and Duck

01:25:46.420 having a baby

01:25:47.040 getting married.

01:25:47.680 They gave me six fingers

01:25:48.720 on one hand.

01:25:49.700 Uh-uh.

01:25:50.280 Yeah.

01:25:50.880 Oh,

01:25:51.320 and you say you're cheating

01:25:52.020 when you're doing your songs

01:25:52.920 or whatever?

01:25:53.400 Yeah.

01:25:53.620 and then like,

01:25:54.540 they put my daddy

01:25:55.460 in a hospital bed

01:25:56.520 picking his guitar

01:25:57.520 and I was in a wedding dress

01:25:59.920 in the hospital room

01:26:01.300 because I had to go to him

01:26:03.160 to get married

01:26:04.060 and then I showed my daddy

01:26:05.960 the picture

01:26:06.480 and he's like,

01:26:09.900 not pissed about just AI

01:26:11.460 making that rumor up.

01:26:12.560 He's like,

01:26:13.700 I got more hair than that.

01:26:16.200 I'm like,

01:26:16.840 really?

01:26:17.200 That's what you gotta say?

01:26:18.660 I got more hair than that?

01:26:20.720 Hey,

01:26:21.020 look,

01:26:22.540 if you got it,

01:26:23.280 you gotta keep it.

01:26:24.060 That's right.

01:26:24.640 That's it.

01:26:25.680 Dang.

01:26:26.640 Yeah,

01:26:26.800 I guess everything's

01:26:27.400 getting weird out there.

01:26:28.680 Yeah.

01:26:29.140 But have you met

01:26:29.880 any actual impersonators

01:26:30.980 of you?

01:26:32.180 There is,

01:26:33.180 um,

01:26:33.780 there's a girl in London

01:26:34.900 that actually puts on,

01:26:37.480 um,

01:26:38.740 she teams up with this guy

01:26:39.800 who I believe

01:26:40.400 does Luke Combs

01:26:41.120 so it's like her

01:26:41.800 and her name is Georgie,

01:26:43.500 I believe.

01:26:44.500 Uh,

01:26:44.740 they just like put on these

01:26:45.740 like co-headlining shows

01:26:46.960 together,

01:26:47.540 which is really cool.

01:26:48.360 It's like a,

01:26:50.000 um,

01:26:50.360 there she is,

01:26:50.880 it's right there.

01:26:51.640 That's pretty cool.

01:26:52.400 The Laney Wilson experience,

01:26:54.200 um,

01:26:54.920 she's awesome

01:26:55.720 and she's got the dance moves

01:26:57.740 and everything down.

01:26:58.600 Like,

01:26:58.760 she does Laney Wilson

01:26:59.920 better than me.

01:27:00.840 She does?

01:27:01.460 That's gotta be pretty flattering.

01:27:02.380 I'm like learning some stuff

01:27:03.360 from her,

01:27:03.800 you know what I'm saying?

01:27:06.100 She's got the whole outfit

01:27:07.180 and everything.

01:27:11.820 Wow.

01:27:16.560 Yeah,

01:27:17.120 it's pretty cool.

01:27:18.540 Oh,

01:27:19.020 that's awesome.

01:27:19.800 Pretty cool.

01:27:20.760 That's pretty cool.

01:27:21.720 Look,

01:27:21.740 she does a cowgirl of a night.

01:27:23.060 She like,

01:27:23.860 she's just got it going on.

01:27:25.100 I'm,

01:27:25.300 I'm proud for her

01:27:26.080 that she's like,

01:27:27.760 you know,

01:27:28.040 making a job out of it.

01:27:29.840 Like,

01:27:30.380 yeah,

01:27:31.180 seems like a fun job.

01:27:32.900 Oh,

01:27:33.280 that's pretty special right there.

01:27:34.600 Yep.

01:27:36.260 Yeah,

01:27:36.580 my niece's first show

01:27:37.460 that we went to together

01:27:38.360 was your show

01:27:39.000 over there in Baton Rouge.

01:27:40.100 I think it's probably

01:27:40.500 two years ago.

01:27:41.060 We're about to be back

01:27:41.560 in Baton Rouge.

01:27:42.280 Y'all are?

01:27:42.800 Yeah.

01:27:43.300 Well,

01:27:43.560 I'm about to have to come.

01:27:44.460 Yeah,

01:27:44.720 come on.

01:27:45.180 I'd love it.

01:27:45.780 We're gonna be there

01:27:46.500 in September.

01:27:47.780 Tell your family,

01:27:50.340 my mom's down there now.

01:27:52.040 She would come.

01:27:53.360 Yeah?

01:27:53.940 Yeah.

01:27:54.520 Tell her to come on.

01:27:55.480 I'll bring her.

01:27:56.240 Come on.

01:27:58.160 Thank you.

01:27:58.660 I'll have to.

01:28:00.540 Oh,

01:28:00.980 I saw that they just opened up

01:28:02.460 your exhibit

01:28:04.620 at the Country Music Hall of Fame.

01:28:05.800 Yes.

01:28:06.780 Did you go see it yet?

01:28:07.980 I did go see it.

01:28:09.100 It was wild.

01:28:09.900 My mama kept everything.

01:28:12.560 She kept my baby blanket.

01:28:14.260 She kept this little,

01:28:14.980 like,

01:28:15.280 plastic star

01:28:16.080 that went,

01:28:16.620 like,

01:28:16.720 on the wreath

01:28:17.240 the day I was born

01:28:18.080 and it said,

01:28:18.540 a star was born today.

01:28:19.840 You're lying.

01:28:20.720 No.

01:28:21.360 So,

01:28:21.580 they were betting on you.

01:28:23.000 They were like,

01:28:23.620 she's gotta do it,

01:28:24.540 Lord help us.

01:28:26.340 God,

01:28:26.820 honey.

01:28:28.280 Yes,

01:28:28.640 it's so cool

01:28:29.240 because I really got to,

01:28:30.060 like,

01:28:30.820 kind of zoom out

01:28:31.640 and,

01:28:32.760 you know,

01:28:33.060 it looked like a bunch

01:28:33.740 of tiny little steps,

01:28:34.720 like everything I've done

01:28:35.640 since I was

01:28:36.340 just young

01:28:38.200 and then,

01:28:38.700 like,

01:28:39.100 me impersonating Hannah Montana,

01:28:40.860 all that stuff.

01:28:41.880 That's my journals.

01:28:42.980 I wrote Tim McGraw

01:28:43.820 a letter

01:28:44.800 when I was 18

01:28:45.680 and was like,

01:28:46.440 all I need

01:28:48.600 is a shot

01:28:49.220 and I can do the rest.

01:28:51.300 You did?

01:28:51.960 And I still have never

01:28:52.700 met Tim McGraw.

01:28:53.780 Wow.

01:28:54.000 I think I need to

01:28:54.520 send him the letter now.

01:28:56.000 Well,

01:28:56.520 I think you guys

01:28:57.160 will probably make a movie

01:28:58.020 sometime soon.

01:28:59.200 I'd like that.

01:29:00.700 But,

01:29:00.960 yeah.

01:29:01.560 Is that you right there?

01:29:02.800 That's me.

01:29:03.820 My God.

01:29:04.840 That's me on a good day.

01:29:05.940 I thought that was

01:29:06.280 your stunt double

01:29:06.760 from England again.

01:29:07.460 Uh-huh.

01:29:07.900 That's Georgie.

01:29:09.380 Yeah,

01:29:09.820 that'd be so good.

01:29:10.980 You start sending her

01:29:11.820 to spend time

01:29:12.240 with your family?

01:29:13.220 I mean,

01:29:13.660 honestly.

01:29:14.060 They might like her

01:29:16.360 better than me.

01:29:17.180 Lainey,

01:29:17.420 that's so cool.

01:29:18.860 It's cool.

01:29:19.820 And that's in the

01:29:20.280 Country Music Hall of Fame?

01:29:21.500 Yes.

01:29:22.040 It's like

01:29:22.320 everything I've

01:29:23.860 ever done.

01:29:26.000 For me,

01:29:26.740 being able to

01:29:27.500 look at it

01:29:28.180 with my parents

01:29:29.040 and,

01:29:29.560 I mean,

01:29:29.780 because they

01:29:30.200 worked their butt off

01:29:31.800 so I could do

01:29:32.520 what I was doing

01:29:33.360 and they,

01:29:34.020 when I tell you,

01:29:34.640 Theo,

01:29:35.280 they believed in me.

01:29:37.600 They,

01:29:38.140 they're the kind of people

01:29:40.380 who are,

01:29:40.780 they're real realistic.

01:29:42.620 You know what I'm saying?

01:29:43.400 Right.

01:29:43.660 Like,

01:29:44.140 people don't,

01:29:45.320 those kind of things

01:29:45.980 like don't happen

01:29:46.700 in our area

01:29:47.660 but for some crazy reason

01:29:49.760 they're like,

01:29:50.680 no,

01:29:50.840 this is,

01:29:51.300 what's she gonna do?

01:29:52.080 Like,

01:29:52.340 this is like,

01:29:52.800 we know it.

01:29:54.160 And they helped me

01:29:54.940 do whatever.

01:29:55.520 I mean,

01:29:55.660 whether it was like

01:29:56.160 helping me buy

01:29:56.660 my camper trailer

01:29:57.440 or if there was like

01:30:00.140 a singing competition

01:30:01.080 somewhere in another state

01:30:03.940 or whatever,

01:30:04.480 I was like wanting

01:30:05.080 to sign up for it

01:30:05.940 and like mama would take me

01:30:07.320 and daddy would pay

01:30:09.560 for the gas.

01:30:10.380 You know,

01:30:10.700 like it was just

01:30:11.540 like a team effort.

01:30:12.380 So,

01:30:13.840 it's cool

01:30:14.920 just to see

01:30:15.600 everything come from it

01:30:17.740 and it's just awesome.

01:30:19.320 Yeah,

01:30:19.440 well parents just want

01:30:20.140 to be proud

01:30:20.540 of their children,

01:30:21.160 right?

01:30:21.380 And so I think,

01:30:22.100 you know,

01:30:22.600 when parents get proud

01:30:23.300 of their children

01:30:23.740 or if they see them

01:30:24.360 do something small

01:30:25.320 or big,

01:30:25.860 I think,

01:30:26.280 you know,

01:30:26.460 and so I'm sure

01:30:27.600 even just to have a,

01:30:28.420 like,

01:30:28.860 to have something like that

01:30:29.880 where so much of your child

01:30:31.000 is kind of like

01:30:31.660 recorded

01:30:32.520 and has some,

01:30:34.440 you know,

01:30:35.240 in a museum,

01:30:36.460 that's damn,

01:30:37.180 I know.

01:30:37.960 I said,

01:30:38.520 I ain't never been

01:30:39.060 more proud

01:30:39.500 that my mama

01:30:39.960 was a hoarder.

01:30:40.880 Yeah.

01:30:42.040 But she kept it.

01:30:45.020 Oh,

01:30:45.340 that's beautiful.

01:30:46.100 They were trying

01:30:46.640 to send

01:30:47.180 this tractor tire swing

01:30:49.240 that we like,

01:30:50.780 used to swing on.

01:30:51.800 We were,

01:30:51.920 I'm talking about

01:30:52.360 this tractor tire swing

01:30:53.320 was like this big around.

01:30:54.280 They're like,

01:30:54.920 no,

01:30:55.180 we don't,

01:30:55.500 we don't need that.

01:30:56.280 My dad's like,

01:30:56.740 no,

01:30:56.920 y'all take it on up there.

01:30:58.420 They're just trying

01:30:58.900 to clean out the house,

01:30:59.840 you know?

01:31:00.200 there's this stack

01:31:03.300 of your dad's old pants.

01:31:04.640 You're like,

01:31:04.880 what the hell is this?

01:31:05.280 No,

01:31:05.440 I'll just take,

01:31:06.080 I'll take them up there

01:31:07.300 into Nashville.

01:31:08.180 The exhibit just morphs

01:31:09.800 into a garage sale.

01:31:13.640 What,

01:31:14.240 I know your bell-bottom pants,

01:31:16.120 I remember being at your show

01:31:17.380 and seeing all these,

01:31:18.440 like,

01:31:18.860 girls and some men

01:31:20.420 wearing different kind of

01:31:21.840 laney-bottom style pants,

01:31:23.620 right?

01:31:24.440 Do you have a brand

01:31:25.160 that's pants now?

01:31:25.940 Or like,

01:31:26.120 did that become like a thing?

01:31:27.700 So,

01:31:28.460 I actually have a,

01:31:29.600 partnership with Wrangler,

01:31:31.300 which is so much fun

01:31:33.060 because we get to do like,

01:31:34.880 we have like our fall collections

01:31:36.360 and then we'll have some stuff

01:31:37.600 for the winter

01:31:38.020 and then we do spring

01:31:39.020 and summer.

01:31:39.400 It's just fun.

01:31:40.100 It's like another way

01:31:40.880 for me to be creative.

01:31:43.300 But,

01:31:43.880 we actually just launched

01:31:45.220 a boot line too

01:31:46.340 called Golden West

01:31:47.380 and really was inspired

01:31:50.440 from,

01:31:51.620 really just like

01:31:52.220 when I think of songwriting

01:31:53.240 and how I've

01:31:53.940 kind of learned

01:31:55.540 how to write a song,

01:31:56.440 I feel like I've been

01:31:57.940 given the opportunity

01:31:58.760 to write with

01:31:59.540 such incredible writers.

01:32:01.400 They've kind of taught me

01:32:02.080 how to step into

01:32:02.680 other people's shoes

01:32:03.660 and like tell a story

01:32:05.140 from their perspective.

01:32:08.280 Oh,

01:32:08.740 there we go.

01:32:09.400 There they are.

01:32:10.140 There's the

01:32:10.520 Somewhere Over Laredo boots.

01:32:12.240 Those top two right there

01:32:13.280 are bestsellers right now.

01:32:14.960 Really?

01:32:15.680 Yep.

01:32:16.220 It's fun.

01:32:17.420 People are wearing

01:32:18.260 these little boots now.

01:32:19.800 What is that called?

01:32:21.160 That little boot?

01:32:21.700 A shorty.

01:32:22.560 That's a shorty?

01:32:23.400 Shorty.

01:32:24.440 Ooh.

01:32:25.280 Yeah.

01:32:26.600 I've been seeing those.

01:32:27.880 We're going to find you

01:32:28.460 a nurse and we're going

01:32:29.040 to get her a pair of boots.

01:32:30.480 Yeah.

01:32:30.960 We're going to hook her up.

01:32:32.060 A couple Appaloosas

01:32:33.020 right there.

01:32:33.720 Uh-huh.

01:32:34.940 Heck yeah.

01:32:35.960 And tell her she can

01:32:36.660 take them boots on

01:32:37.660 out of town

01:32:38.100 if she don't keep it together.

01:32:39.300 I quit.

01:32:40.420 Never mind.

01:32:41.040 She can come back

01:32:41.580 at least once.

01:32:42.440 Okay.

01:32:42.980 That's what I'm saying.

01:32:44.720 At least once.

01:32:46.120 Golden West.

01:32:47.280 Oh,

01:32:47.420 I like those.

01:32:48.940 Yeah.

01:32:49.380 They got some

01:32:50.140 different styles.

01:32:51.360 We're excited

01:32:51.880 and it's doing

01:32:52.500 really well

01:32:53.520 already

01:32:54.220 and I'm just

01:32:55.780 excited to like

01:32:56.600 continue.

01:32:58.040 Are they only online

01:32:59.320 or people can get them

01:32:59.880 in some stores too?

01:33:00.800 Only online

01:33:01.640 right now.

01:33:03.780 Okay.

01:33:05.380 Yep.

01:33:06.000 And then we're just

01:33:06.760 going to continue

01:33:07.520 like dropping

01:33:08.660 you know

01:33:09.580 dropping some

01:33:10.460 and see what happens

01:33:12.140 but it's going

01:33:12.600 in a great direction.

01:33:14.160 How do you start

01:33:14.720 to feel about

01:33:15.220 that you have

01:33:16.140 the possibility

01:33:16.700 to think that

01:33:17.080 your best songs

01:33:17.800 are still ahead of you?

01:33:18.720 You know,

01:33:18.840 I know with comedians

01:33:19.840 you start to think

01:33:20.440 like man

01:33:20.840 I'll never have

01:33:21.740 a bit

01:33:22.100 that's as good

01:33:22.700 as that

01:33:23.220 you know.

01:33:25.320 Does that affect

01:33:26.400 an artist?

01:33:26.900 Like what's that

01:33:27.240 like for you

01:33:27.740 in your world?

01:33:28.340 I mean because

01:33:28.560 you've had some

01:33:29.080 you know

01:33:29.880 you have a lot

01:33:30.280 of great music

01:33:30.700 you've had some

01:33:31.240 that have been

01:33:32.020 bigger hits

01:33:32.540 than others

01:33:32.860 that's just

01:33:33.180 the way it goes

01:33:33.800 but does that

01:33:34.960 like what is that

01:33:36.220 like?

01:33:36.500 Do you have

01:33:36.720 fears like that

01:33:37.340 ever?

01:33:38.440 You know

01:33:38.960 I mean it's

01:33:39.420 absolutely like

01:33:39.980 crossed my mind

01:33:40.600 because I think

01:33:41.100 just like being

01:33:41.800 human in general

01:33:42.980 that probably

01:33:43.920 crosses everybody's

01:33:45.540 mind you know

01:33:46.300 even like getting

01:33:47.240 out of a relationship

01:33:47.900 like I'll never

01:33:48.500 love anybody else

01:33:49.420 as much as

01:33:49.820 you know

01:33:50.260 but I think

01:33:52.420 I keep like

01:33:54.360 shocking myself

01:33:55.180 or like surprising

01:33:56.000 myself and being

01:33:56.720 like

01:33:57.120 we ain't done

01:33:59.400 I really do feel

01:34:00.820 like we're really

01:34:01.340 just getting started

01:34:02.040 like even the

01:34:03.220 songs that

01:34:03.880 I've been writing

01:34:04.940 in the past

01:34:05.580 six months

01:34:06.260 for the next

01:34:07.540 record

01:34:07.960 I feel like

01:34:10.280 we keep

01:34:10.920 leveling up

01:34:11.980 and I don't

01:34:12.460 really know

01:34:12.780 how that happens

01:34:13.380 but a grace

01:34:13.820 of God

01:34:14.200 so he's

01:34:16.140 delivering

01:34:18.020 Amen

01:34:20.520 Yeah

01:34:21.240 Yeah I believe it

01:34:22.280 I think yeah

01:34:22.920 it's those moments

01:34:23.460 because there's

01:34:23.880 days where you'll

01:34:24.480 feel like

01:34:24.860 okay everything

01:34:25.900 is being perfect

01:34:27.340 or I'll feel

01:34:27.760 this way

01:34:28.060 everything's on

01:34:28.820 the right path

01:34:29.260 and there's days

01:34:29.660 where I feel

01:34:29.920 like man

01:34:30.420 I'm on a detour

01:34:31.900 right now

01:34:32.480 you know

01:34:32.920 and I think

01:34:33.480 just trying to

01:34:34.020 like tune

01:34:35.900 like almost

01:34:36.460 like you're

01:34:36.720 using a tuner

01:34:37.380 for a radio

01:34:37.960 dial to try

01:34:38.560 to tune

01:34:38.940 my heart

01:34:39.360 in you know

01:34:39.820 That's right

01:34:40.280 it's like

01:34:41.100 positioning yourself

01:34:42.040 I'm learning

01:34:42.520 that

01:34:42.880 yeah

01:34:43.300 it's like

01:34:43.960 positioning yourself

01:34:44.720 so you can be

01:34:45.780 and also

01:34:46.840 like getting

01:34:47.900 rid of the

01:34:48.260 things in

01:34:48.640 your mind

01:34:49.260 that are

01:34:50.180 like stopping

01:34:51.900 you or preventing

01:34:52.660 you from finding

01:34:53.300 whatever that

01:34:53.780 next like

01:34:54.760 great joke

01:34:56.480 is or great

01:34:57.040 song

01:34:57.420 you know

01:34:57.620 what I'm

01:34:57.780 saying

01:34:57.980 like you

01:34:58.260 got to

01:34:58.460 get rid

01:34:58.720 of those

01:34:58.960 roadblocks

01:34:59.560 in order

01:35:00.460 to find

01:35:02.000 them

01:35:02.240 yeah

01:35:02.780 and sometimes

01:35:03.200 the roadblocks

01:35:03.720 are people

01:35:04.180 sometimes

01:35:05.480 it's just

01:35:06.140 like a

01:35:06.740 sometimes

01:35:07.260 it's yeah

01:35:07.760 a damn

01:35:08.360 roadblock

01:35:08.900 it's an

01:35:09.220 actual roadblock

01:35:09.960 literally

01:35:10.320 and you're

01:35:10.660 just sitting

01:35:10.980 there waiting

01:35:11.440 for them

01:35:12.120 to turn

01:35:12.400 the sign

01:35:12.720 around

01:35:13.060 you know

01:35:14.220 you just

01:35:15.300 but no

01:35:16.440 you're right

01:35:16.880 sometimes it's

01:35:17.320 people

01:35:17.660 sometimes it's

01:35:18.600 a habit

01:35:19.780 a habit

01:35:20.520 dude

01:35:20.760 a habit

01:35:21.360 how many

01:35:23.760 people have

01:35:24.440 not

01:35:25.260 had made

01:35:26.260 certain amazing

01:35:26.960 things happen

01:35:27.480 because of a

01:35:27.980 bad habit

01:35:28.500 probably

01:35:28.840 god

01:35:30.980 i know

01:35:32.160 i know

01:35:32.180 it's

01:35:32.860 that's

01:35:33.900 i just

01:35:36.040 want to

01:35:36.220 get tuned

01:35:36.620 in

01:35:36.800 just

01:35:36.980 the

01:35:37.180 lord

01:35:37.440 fm

01:35:37.940 honey

01:35:38.180 that's

01:35:38.400 what

01:35:38.500 i need

01:35:38.800 that's

01:35:38.820 it

01:35:38.920 the

01:35:39.100 lord

01:35:39.340 fm

01:35:40.240 you let

01:35:41.220 me know

01:35:41.480 when that's

01:35:41.760 the station

01:35:42.160 because i'm

01:35:42.620 gonna tune in

01:35:43.520 too

01:35:43.760 reset my

01:35:45.720 dial

01:35:46.160 tell mr

01:35:47.720 hodges we

01:35:48.160 said hello

01:35:48.760 i will

01:35:49.420 appreciate it

01:35:50.300 come see us

01:35:50.800 yeah i'm gonna try

01:35:51.540 to come see you

01:35:51.940 down there in

01:35:52.560 baton rouge

01:35:52.900 again that'd be

01:35:53.380 great

01:35:53.720 and uh

01:35:54.860 yeah thanks for

01:35:55.420 all the beautiful

01:35:55.800 music congratulations

01:35:56.600 and thanks for

01:35:57.360 coming and just

01:35:57.840 chatting with me

01:35:58.280 about louisiana

01:35:58.960 thank you yeah

01:36:00.040 this is fun

01:36:00.700 oh yeah

01:36:01.480 congratulations

01:36:02.140 laney wilson

01:36:02.980 best of love

01:36:03.640 now i'm just

01:36:05.520 floating on the

01:36:06.620 breeze and i feel

01:36:07.920 i'm falling like

01:36:09.280 these leaves i must

01:36:10.680 be cornerstone

01:36:13.400 oh but when i reach

01:36:17.200 that ground i'll

01:36:18.360 share this peace of

01:36:19.720 mind i found i can

01:36:21.320 feel it in my

01:36:23.420 bones

01:36:24.280 but it's gonna

01:36:26.260 take

01:36:26.780 please

01:36:40.900 please

01:36:41.600 okay

01:36:41.800 i'm

01:36:42.400 gonna

01:36:42.500 leave

01:36:44.180 you

01:36:44.820 i can

01:36:45.500 you

01:36:46.180 i can

01:36:46.640 leave

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - August 28, 2025

#606 - Lainey Wilson

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