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00:01:02.820 operator. He's a chauffeur. You feel me? A chauffeur. I met him in South Carolina when I was a recipient

00:01:11.000 of his services. He is a one-of-one. I'm grateful to learn all about the world of chauffeuring.

00:01:18.080 Today's guest is Stan the Chauffeur.

00:01:38.560 Yeah, like usually like this is good. Right there? Yeah. Okay. This way it's not too static yet.

00:01:43.520 But now if you get locked up like this, then you can move this. Oh. You know what I'm saying?

00:01:47.680 Nah, nah, nah. I'll loosen up and wiggle around. Whatever you gotta do, I'm that Muhammad, our

00:01:52.560 listener, baby. You feel me, though? I hear it all. I don't miss a beat. Nah, and then, you know,

00:01:58.960 as emotions go, you know, you move around and wiggle the neck. You know, you laugh here and there.

00:02:03.220 Yeah, you got different pieces inside of you, bro. Yeah. And that's how it works, man.

00:02:06.800 Stan Boilu. Boye. Damn. Well, I don't know how y'all say it in Louisiana. Yeah. But in New York,

00:02:19.280 all my life, it's been Boye. Boye, son. Boye, dog. I like that, bro. I wonder what it means.

00:02:27.020 Probably beautiful or something. It means a beautiful place or thing. Ooh, that's it. And that's part of

00:02:30.940 the BS that I tell women. You do? Because my name, Stanford, Stanford means a hard rock or stone.

00:02:37.500 Boye means a beautiful place or thing. So like I tell them, within that hard rock, if you can get

00:02:42.980 inside of it, it's a beautiful place. It's like a gemstone in there. Yeah, it's some real bullshit

00:02:49.300 to lay on them, though. Oh, you gotta lay it on like that. That's how you do it, man. Well, one thing

00:02:53.640 I noticed about you right when I met you, because you and I met, I went to a South Carolina football

00:02:57.800 game a few weeks ago. Yes. And you're a chauffeur. Yes. And so you pulled right up on us and immediately

00:03:03.020 we were like, wow. Yeah. This something is going on here. This guy got loose, you know?

00:03:10.020 We were laughing immediately. Oh. We were having so much fun, man. And is that where you're

00:03:14.900 from, South Carolina? No, I'm from the Bronx. Ooh. I love the Bronx. So you started out there

00:03:20.500 or what happened? Like, how did it go? Was your family was there? What was y'all doing over

00:03:24.100 there? Well, in 95, my first wife left me and she went to Charlotte. Her mother was an IBM

00:03:30.120 exec. And I used to go to see my daughter once a month. That kind of got to be expensive.

00:03:35.300 So in 97, I literally walked off the corner in the Bronx, got on the Greyhound bus and went

00:03:42.920 to Charlotte because my first ex-wife's mother told me that if I was serious about changing

00:03:49.480 my life, she would give me a shot. I stayed with her briefly until we had a conversation

00:03:57.640 where she told me that, um, I'm supposed to be giving her something more than just rent

00:04:03.440 while I'm staying in her house. Oh, no. She was looking for a little bit of limb, huh? And I asked

00:04:07.760 her, what are you talking about? Because I do your grass. I do the laundry. I don't bring anybody

00:04:13.360 here. What more do you want? She told me I was a man and that she's pretty sure I could figure

00:04:19.200 this one out. Dang it. She wanted that interior design. I said to her, are you talking about the

00:04:24.760 bonus plan? And she said to me, whatever you want to call it. And she said to me, it's my house,

00:04:30.480 my rules. If you don't like it, find another place to stay. I moved out the next morning

00:04:35.100 and I've been off and running since. Dang. That's it. You said, look, I'm gonna make my own choice for

00:04:41.840 me. Why didn't you make that choice though? Was there something about it? It's just that wasn't in

00:04:45.320 your, that just wasn't in your DNA to say, I'm gonna provide that for you ladies. No, first of all,

00:04:50.620 that was my first wife's mother. Oh, I didn't realize. My first wife and I are really still

00:04:56.520 cool. And that's my oldest daughter's mother. Oh, I didn't realize. Yeah. I think I missed a

00:05:00.480 beat of the story. Yeah. No, first, first ex-wife's mother. And yes, my daughter knows. Yeah. My

00:05:07.700 mother, my ex-mother-in-law and I, we, we have survived that. We don't even think about that.

00:05:13.100 Oh, that's a speed bump, man. Was she using at the time or something? Well, we all potheads. Yeah.

00:05:18.080 Okay. So you never know. If somebody gets a little bit high, you don't know who you

00:05:22.440 fucking. Man, dog, not me. Oh yeah. You're right about that, bro. It's like shit, boy.

00:05:28.060 You're right about that, bro. No, because I knew you, you, you, you, you see things like

00:05:32.960 that would surface back later and my daughter might've resented that. You made the choice

00:05:40.580 that you had to make as a man. Yeah. All right. So you're down here in Charlotte, you end up

00:05:45.040 down there, you, you head down there, you live with your ex-wife, her mother. Briefly.

00:05:49.860 And stuff gets a little wild down there and you're like, man, I got to get back out in

00:05:53.540 the world. This ain't the spot for me. Yes. Was that it? And is that when you started

00:05:57.680 chauffeuring down there in, uh, in Charlotte, when do you, when did you get behind the wheel,

00:06:02.880 big dog? I started chauffeuring in 99. As a result, I was driving a truck on a highway one

00:06:11.400 day going to Raleigh and a guy in an SUV kept riding next to me, um, trying to get

00:06:19.380 my attention coming from the Bronx with that Bronx mentality. I'm thinking it's a, it's

00:06:23.840 a hijacking. So I started dipping the truck, uh, towards his SUV and then the window lowered

00:06:28.980 down. And he said to me, he wanted to talk to me about a driving job. We got off the next

00:06:33.400 exit. His name was Shane. He was from Miami and he told me that he needed a driver for

00:06:38.160 his stretch navigator. I had never driven a limo before. I decided to take the opportunity

00:06:46.060 and it gave me a feeling, man. And I've never looked back. I mean, every guy wants to look

00:06:53.240 good driving a nice car, burning somebody else's gas and getting paid for it. Woo. And I really

00:07:02.420 enjoy it. I mean, it is me now. Oh, when you pull up, I was like, this is a, it was

00:07:08.140 just part, it was this ensemble, bro. It wasn't like I was going with you. You were taking,

00:07:13.040 it was like, this is an adventure. You are welcome to stay in Afghanistan, baby. You know

00:07:18.800 what I'm saying? That's what it felt like. I enjoyed myself that particular evening. Oh,

00:07:22.760 we had a great time, man. What are some of the, like, what are some of the things with

00:07:25.860 chauffeuring? Like you have a code of ethics and conduct. Like what are something you have

00:07:29.280 to remember as a chauffeur? What I have to remember is as a chauffeur, first of all, it's not

00:07:37.600 about you as a driver. Your job is to make sure that, that, that your guests have a good

00:07:44.080 night. They enjoy themselves, safe driving, great customer service, you know, make sure

00:07:51.180 they enjoy themselves. You know, if you have a, a sprinter, make sure they know how to, you

00:07:57.200 know, work the music, the AC. You have to do a lot of ear hustling. You know, if you hear

00:08:02.960 the women say something like somebody has to go to the bathroom, you're supposed to

00:08:06.960 hit them. Hey, listen, group, we're going to make a stop because I have to go to the

00:08:10.620 bathroom. Oh. If you hear them say something like they're running out of beer or they need

00:08:15.560 some more soda or water, then that's when I'll hit them with the, hey, y'all, listen, I'm

00:08:19.360 going to stop at a convenience store because I need a Mountain Dew. I see, put it on you.

00:08:23.020 Bingo. You know, you always have to try to stay a step ahead of them. Make sure that

00:08:29.080 wherever the venue is that they're going is safe for them. You have that responsibility.

00:08:36.500 And if you have women and I'm a male driver, I make sure that them women are safe. I have

00:08:41.240 seven sisters, but that particular evening that I have those ladies, they are my sisters

00:08:45.580 and my daughters.

00:08:46.580 Yeah. Cause people don't know like when they're getting in with a driver, what their mentality

00:08:50.900 is, you know, what are some of the worst things that like, uh, passengers can do kind

00:08:55.340 of, man, what's the type of shit that throw up, throw up in my vehicle. And what you

00:09:00.880 talking about vomit? Yes. From being excessively drunk. Yeah. You know, um, I had a guy one

00:09:06.680 night, um, he's hanging out the window throwing up and then I was in Charlotte and he asked me

00:09:11.200 to pull over. I pulled over, let him throw up. Another time I had a group that I was taking

00:09:16.340 down to Orangeburg and the Sprinter on a Monday. No, excuse me. It might've been about a Tuesday

00:09:21.660 morning. I won't say the name of the organization. And the guy started screaming, Hey Stan, stop,

00:09:26.040 stop. I pulled over on I-26 and let this guy Earl out the window.

00:09:31.740 And he was vomiting?

00:09:32.780 Yeah.

00:09:33.200 Yeah.

00:09:33.940 Yeah. Um, but things that I detest are somebody that's too drunk because you can't rationale

00:09:43.820 with them. You can't reason with them. And then normally when somebody has been drinking

00:09:48.840 a whole lot, the evening is going to go downhill. Amen. Every time. I mean, that's a given no

00:09:54.100 matter what's going on. Yes. And you ever have anybody try to, try to get you or get them,

00:09:58.160 uh, get them out there to hustle to get a bag or something, get a little bag of dope or something

00:10:01.580 like that. Um, I mean, does that happen? I'm sure people ask that kind of shit all the

00:10:05.360 time. Well, people ask as a driver, especially out of towners, do you know where they could get

00:10:11.560 such as such? And what they looking for usually you think? Normally somebody might want either

00:10:16.840 a little, uh, cocaine. Yeah. And my thing is, I don't know anything, you know? I mean,

00:10:25.080 you never know whether they're an undercover agent or what. Plus also my boss would really

00:10:32.160 be let down if that happened, you know, in our vehicles. Oh, for sure. You also don't know

00:10:38.280 if they a little bitch and they can't handle their cocaine. Boom. Boom. That's right. That's

00:10:42.940 true. That's the true boy. Uh, so that's the kind of thing like, cause yeah, sometimes people

00:10:49.060 don't think like when they go do something like they, they, they meet up with a chauffeur, you

00:10:53.380 have a responsibility as a passenger as well, right? Yes, they do. And people just, you know,

00:10:57.820 like, I think that's just about life. People think just because somebody's providing a service

00:11:01.700 doesn't mean that you don't start to be a human being, you know, in that instances and take care

00:11:05.580 of yourself. Um, have you ever had a spot where, uh, like what, I'm sure this happens a lot where a

00:11:12.280 couple wants to make out or make a little bit of sex or something. Brother, it happens. You gotta

00:11:18.020 stay in the car and put your ears like that or what do y'all do? Okay. It's happened more than you

00:11:22.640 think. The first time it happened, I was in a stretch limo and I heard some kind of weird noise

00:11:28.700 and I had the partition up. I went to lower the partition to see what was going on in the back.

00:11:33.860 And as the partition began coming down, I started trying to push it back up. I didn't want to see

00:11:38.660 it. Her legs was in the air. My man was pile driving, you know, um, about two or three months

00:11:45.280 ago, I was in the sprinter and I had, um, or I had some newlyweds. They were in Columbia outside of a

00:11:53.440 little bar or something. Their wedding party was in the bar. They came out and got into the sprinter.

00:11:58.940 I thought the wedding party was coming out behind them. I felt the sprinter rocking to the side

00:12:05.780 and, um, I went to look into the back. I saw what was going on. I got out the sprinter

00:12:10.380 and I, and I went into the bar to go see whether or not the wedding party was, was coming out.

00:12:15.060 They told me, nah, that time is for them. I gave them about 10, 15 minutes. Then I knocked on the

00:12:20.540 sprinter. Hey, I'm about to take y'all home. When I took them home, knocked on the door,

00:12:25.200 they were just getting dressed. It happens brother. Yeah. So when you knock on that sprinter

00:12:30.840 door, is it a hard knock like a cop or is it something kind of chill? Like how do you,

00:12:34.500 cause you know what I'm saying? You still have a responsibility. You got to make sure.

00:12:36.980 No, um, it's a soft knock just to let them know, Hey, listen, I'm about to, you know,

00:12:43.200 check on y'all or we're about to get moving. I mean, you already know what's going on.

00:12:47.180 Yeah. You know, I mean, honestly, that's why people rent limos and sprinters, man.

00:12:53.200 Uh-uh. You'd be surprised, man. Damn. Oh dude, I do remember just now, actually,

00:12:58.780 I ended up getting a BJ out there and, uh, yeah, I forgot about that. Thank you. Actually,

00:13:04.620 thank you. I never would have remembered it. I ended up getting a BJ out there from some girl.

00:13:08.040 I think she was like a Lieutenant, uh, like third Lieutenant. Um, I don't know what was happening

00:13:14.800 to her. She, I think she was, I don't know if she was missing something. I don't remember what

00:13:18.000 happened to her. She'd been in the military for a while and she, uh, she rattled me off a little

00:13:23.660 BJ over there somewhere. And that was in, I believe this might've been over there in Missouri,

00:13:28.460 somewhere over there. Now as a driver, you have to avoid that. You do? Oh, them trying to give it to

00:13:36.120 you. I do. Got it. I don't know what any other driver does, but my thing is I have two daughters

00:13:42.020 in total, including my god sisters. I have seven sisters and I would not want any driver

00:13:49.300 to think that he is a celebrity because they are out that night and they've been drinking and have

00:13:55.680 a good time and they may be hitting on him for him to go for it. They're hitting on you because

00:14:01.420 they're drunk. They don't know you. They don't even mean to. They just out having a good time.

00:14:05.100 Don't go for it. Yeah. Don't do that. It's a trap, huh? Yeah. Have you heard stories of drivers

00:14:09.160 going for it and anything happening to them? I've heard drivers brag about going for it.

00:14:14.320 I would never, I actually avoid it. I have run before. I have lied. Really? You had a runoff?

00:14:20.460 Yes. You ever have to lock a woman in a car and just get away? No, I want them out the car so I

00:14:25.900 can get away. Got it. Got it. Got it. Yeah. That's better. Better idea. Yes. Um, one lady actually had

00:14:32.360 me call my mother three o'clock in the morning and I woke my mother up because this lady was gifted.

00:14:39.900 I, um, I had two ladies in Charlotte one Saturday. Um, now I, you know, um, they were at the breakfast

00:14:49.060 club having a good time. Okay. They were really drunk. They lived across the street from the

00:14:54.520 Panthers practice facility. Now, once again, I have seven sisters. So my, my intent is always to walk the

00:15:01.480 women to their doors. I walked this lady to her door. And as we went to shake hands, she took these

00:15:08.280 two fingers and this thumb and stuck them in her mouth. And she was holding my arm over here and

00:15:14.300 I'm trying to get it from her. And the more I pulled back, the more she pulled in. And now she has her

00:15:21.220 eyes closed. She got veins sticking out her forehead and she's going off on my arm. I couldn't get it out

00:15:27.140 of her mouth. Now, this is the truth, y'all. Eventually a feeling went down my arm, down my leg,

00:15:35.620 made my toes curl, came up my leg and hit my right testicle. I snatched my arm out of her mouth,

00:15:44.440 ran, jumped into Lincoln. I'm trying to start it. It's going jig, jig, jig, jig, jig, jig, jig, jig, jig, jig.

00:15:49.520 Yeah, because it wants to stay and get that blow job, bro.

00:15:52.260 And then when the car started, since I had my foot on the gas, rocks went flying out from

00:15:57.760 behind me and the car zoomed off. I went around the corner, skidded to a stop and caught my

00:16:02.760 mother three o'clock in the morning. I'm like, mommy, mommy, mommy, you got to wake up. You got

00:16:07.560 to wake up. And mommy's like, Stan, what's wrong? So I told my mother what happened. Mommy's

00:16:12.220 like, Stan, so why'd you run? I said, mommy, she has skills. If she could get on my finger

00:16:18.720 and make my body wake up, imagine y'all might not have ever seen me again. My mother was

00:16:25.480 like, Stan, you crazy, man. Leave me the hell alone so I can go back to sleep. Man, yeah.

00:16:30.900 Another time, I walked a chick to her door. I had to go to the bathroom. I don't care if

00:16:38.160 my stomach is upset. I don't go to the bathroom in women's houses anymore. This young lady let

00:16:43.820 me into her apartment. I went to the apartment. I'm peeing. When I went to open up the bathroom

00:16:48.380 door, she was standing there with her panties on. No bra, no clothes, no nothing.

00:16:53.140 What kind of panties was it, you think, if you had to guess?

00:16:55.580 It was some little flowery little joints, man.

00:16:57.580 Dang, wait. Come on, springtime, baby.

00:16:59.960 She wanted me to go for it, and I lied.

00:17:02.300 What'd she say? Did she say something, or was she standing there just kind of rocking

00:17:05.180 her body, or what?

00:17:07.060 She told me that she wanted to give me a tour of the apartment, and she wanted to show

00:17:11.240 me her bed. And when I told her that I wasn't going for it, she told me that the guy I

00:17:15.740 was driving for, once again, Shane with the Stretch Navigator, that Shane told her that

00:17:22.600 she could have me, because he was having her friend, that he picked up two chicks in the

00:17:29.000 strip club Onyx in Charlotte.

00:17:30.640 Dang, bro.

00:17:31.900 I got out of that, y'all. I told the young lady that there were condoms in the limo, and

00:17:36.020 I was going down in the limo to go grab a couple of condoms. I got in that car, and yeah, y'all,

00:17:40.300 I peeled out of there.

00:17:41.760 I've said that kind of shit. Damn, bro. I've said, I remember one time I couldn't get

00:17:45.520 an erection, right? And I don't know if you guys deal with that in the black community

00:17:50.180 or whatever, but I couldn't get an erection, you know, a white erection or whatever.

00:17:54.000 Man, it happened to me before.

00:17:55.320 Yeah, and so I told a girl, I was like, oh, I'm going to go get some condoms. She's looking

00:17:59.400 at me like, for what? You know what I'm saying, bro? But I was trying to make an excuse

00:18:03.400 to get out of there, bro.

00:18:05.460 And, bro, I've been going eight years going to get them condoms. I ain't been back there

00:18:09.860 since, dog.

00:18:11.040 God damn.

00:18:12.800 Actually, that type of issue, and I'm going to be honest, y'all, since we talking, that's

00:18:18.760 what made me leave cocaine alone.

00:18:20.400 Really?

00:18:21.240 Three times, it had me dead. The first time, I was confused. The second time, I'm like,

00:18:28.660 wait a minute, wait a minute. The third time, I knew it, and I was with my second wife. That

00:18:34.140 was my last time that I used it because how she made me feel so stupid when she was sitting

00:18:40.000 there plucking it, talking about, look at this. What am I supposed to do with this? What's

00:18:43.580 wrong with this? What did you do? And I'm sitting there feeling dumb and dumb, and I said

00:18:48.220 to myself, ain't no woman on the planet going to ever make me feel like this. And I have

00:18:53.320 not touched it since.

00:18:55.060 How long did you use it for, Stan? Be honest with me, bro, because I've been down that road.

00:18:59.020 I might have started using cocaine when I was about 15, maybe 16, and I stopped at 33.

00:19:04.240 A lot of that had to do with lifestyle in the Bronx. Growing up with the guys that controlled

00:19:11.320 my part of the Bronx.

00:19:12.500 I see.

00:19:12.960 I mean, whether it was a coke, whether it was a heroin, my guys were narco-terrorists.

00:19:19.120 So it was always there. It was always around.

00:19:23.180 Like, were you at school seeing it after school? Were you not in school? Were you seeing it

00:19:27.560 like just on the playgrounds? Like, did they have gang members that had, like, what was

00:19:30.720 it like, you mean?

00:19:31.340 No, um...

00:19:31.940 Like, when you say guys that controlled the area, take me on that.

00:19:34.680 Like, what was your neighborhood like growing up? Like, take me through a little bit of that.

00:19:37.640 I'm from the Bronx. I come off 169th Street, Washington Avenue, the Morris Senior

00:19:41.280 neighborhood. Our project was called Claremont Village. It's a good project. Um, you know,

00:19:47.260 recently there's been a few shootings, but this is America, so that's going to happen.

00:19:51.500 Yeah. We don't need everybody.

00:19:53.160 But one thing that I can say, um, about that particular neighborhood, if it wasn't for a

00:19:58.540 man named Mr. Curtis Johnson, he was responsible for the schools being open, for evening basketball,

00:20:06.420 for the Friday night hip-hop shows. He got the summer youth employment, um, the free turkeys,

00:20:13.640 the free cheese, the, uh, bus rides, the great adventures, the, the pool mobile, the skate

00:20:22.140 mobile, all of that used to come in, like, the neighborhood Johnson.

00:20:24.920 What was the pool mobile?

00:20:26.140 A big giant truck that came to the projects that had a pool in it.

00:20:30.180 Nah, motherfucker, you tripping now, bro. You understand?

00:20:32.660 Yeah. And what-

00:20:34.260 Hold on, hold on, hold on. First, let's back up, man.

00:20:36.460 Yeah, man. In the summer, they used to have, like, uh, um, every now and then, like, the

00:20:42.720 skate mobile would come through. You know, it's an impoverished neighborhood, so those things

00:20:46.800 that we don't have, skates. Um.

00:20:49.300 And so they, what was that? They would just hand out skates to everybody?

00:20:52.580 Nope. You had to give up your sneakers.

00:20:54.060 Okay.

00:20:54.620 And, you know, they would give out skates.

00:20:57.400 And then where would you skate? In the street?

00:20:59.300 Yes, because it was blocked off.

00:21:00.960 Got it. So there was a block off an area, the truck would come with the skates, and

00:21:04.440 everybody would get them.

00:21:05.360 Yeah.

00:21:05.440 Wow, that's so cool.

00:21:06.520 Yeah.

00:21:06.640 But just the way that creates a neighborhood event, you know?

00:21:08.960 But then, they would close off in front of Claremont Center, and a large truck would

00:21:13.260 come with a pool.

00:21:14.480 What? Like, what do you mean?

00:21:17.780 Yes. Yes. And we would have pool mobiles, skate mobiles.

00:21:21.640 No, look at this.

00:21:23.100 Block parties.

00:21:24.080 I've never seen this.

00:21:25.740 We had parades. Johnson was a good dude, man.

00:21:28.440 Yeah, this is it. And this right here on Perplexity says,

00:21:31.520 Yeah, New York formerly operated mobile swimming pools called swim mobiles.

00:21:36.120 Yep.

00:21:36.520 Essentially, pools attached to trucks that could be parked on residential streets during the

00:21:40.800 1960s and 70s.

00:21:42.360 These swim mobiles provided underserved neighborhoods access to swimming.

00:21:45.600 While the era of true mobile pools is over, there have been recent proposals for pop-up

00:21:51.540 or portable pools, such as dumpster pools and temporary pool installations.

00:21:56.760 What happened to those pools? Can you look that up for me really quick?

00:22:00.540 I think it might have been a budget thing.

00:22:03.840 People phased it out.

00:22:05.020 New York City's swim mobiles disappeared, mostly due to changes in pool filtration standards,

00:22:11.060 which made mobile pools harder to maintain and operate legally.

00:22:14.720 Okay.

00:22:15.340 So, lawsuit shit.

00:22:16.240 Somebody probably...

00:22:17.500 Got some infection.

00:22:18.940 Some asshole in there.

00:22:19.880 Yeah.

00:22:19.980 They had to fucking make a big deal out of it instead of putting some ointment on it.

00:22:22.960 Yeah.

00:22:23.360 What a bitch.

00:22:24.360 Additionally, budget cuts made it difficult for the city to support their upkeep.

00:22:28.360 Many fell into disrepair by the early 1980s.

00:22:30.880 Oh, also the rising number of permanent public and private pools also reduced the need for

00:22:36.680 a mobile solution.

00:22:37.840 Wow.

00:22:38.200 So, when would the mobile pool pull up?

00:22:39.960 Like, what was that like?

00:22:42.540 Various times during the summer.

00:22:46.900 It's like when they closed off 169th Street between 3rd and Washington, there was always

00:22:52.820 something going on for us, you know, whether it was the skate mobile, the pool mobile, or

00:22:59.480 just a block party, you know, it was always something.

00:23:03.100 But when they would close off the street, that's the reason why I don't get on skates,

00:23:07.620 man.

00:23:08.240 I do not do skates.

00:23:09.700 Why?

00:23:10.300 I could never skate.

00:23:11.720 I was that stiff kid who would put the skates on and just float until I could either touch

00:23:17.260 a building or go to a car or something.

00:23:19.680 Yeah.

00:23:19.860 I'm not good, like, on wheels like that and shit.

00:23:22.000 I'm not good.

00:23:22.500 Nah.

00:23:22.620 I'm that gingerbread, man.

00:23:23.560 I'm just kind of stiff.

00:23:24.320 Nah, and one day, I was on the skates, and I'm going towards, like, the rope.

00:23:29.860 I will never forget this, man.

00:23:31.280 And this girl pulled the rope back as I got near it, and then she let the rope go, and

00:23:38.340 I woke up later on.

00:23:40.020 I don't get on skates, man.

00:23:41.780 Skates ain't for me, man.

00:23:44.320 I woke up later on.

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00:26:09.640 Let's get back a little more towards the occupational side of things.

00:26:14.200 Yes.

00:26:14.800 How hard is it to drive a limo and why are those pretty much extinct these days, man?

00:26:19.740 Because that bitch seems ridiculous, bro.

00:26:21.860 Okay.

00:26:22.880 The limos or the stretch market?

00:26:26.140 The stretch market?

00:26:27.460 Oh, you know, like the stretch limos.

00:26:29.780 Stretch limos, yeah.

00:26:30.440 That particular market is almost drying up because of the sprinters.

00:26:35.380 Like the Mercedes sprinters has basically eliminated the stretch market because why would you put,

00:26:41.160 say, eight to ten people in a vehicle that's low and they'll be sitting down,

00:26:47.000 the driver has to make wide turns versus putting them in a sprinter, a Mercedes sprinter,

00:26:52.080 where it may be 13 passengers, it may be a 10 passenger, it may be the party bus,

00:26:55.780 depending on how the owner operator has the interior designed, people prefer that.

00:27:03.340 You just have to make a little wider turn.

00:27:06.820 Like how do you do it?

00:27:07.540 Like if you had to show me it?

00:27:08.540 Well, I always drive with two hands.

00:27:11.640 Okay.

00:27:12.300 The reason I drive with two hands is because one hand is not going to do it right and a lot of times,

00:27:17.100 like the wheels move, you have to constantly look into your mirrors and you have to always make sure

00:27:24.940 you have distance between you and the vehicle in front of you because those vehicles don't stop on a dime.

00:27:29.460 And a lot of times, like the public, people will see like the sprinter or they'll see like a limo

00:27:35.000 and they'll try and undercut you and stop short.

00:27:37.360 Come on, dog.

00:27:38.200 You don't have to do that, man.

00:27:39.400 You know, as if they're trying to cause an accident.

00:27:42.340 I'm constantly sweeping my mirrors.

00:27:44.680 I'm going from left to right constantly.

00:27:47.640 I'm constantly looking in like your middle mirror if you have one,

00:27:52.600 but most of the time you won't if it's a stretch.

00:27:55.900 If it's a sprinter, you're not going to have that either.

00:27:58.680 So you have to really learn how to use your mirrors, keep the space in front of you.

00:28:06.960 You have to be a really good driver as well as taking care of your charge, of your people.

00:28:15.060 I mean, you know.

00:28:16.660 Would it have been some situations that have gotten a little sketch out there for you, like on the road?

00:28:21.460 Like what's some of the most harrowing situations you've had to deal with?

00:28:25.140 Okay.

00:28:25.680 I was in Charlotte.

00:28:26.480 And one thing as a limo driver is that you're not supposed to, you know, pick up, you know, person that hasn't been booked.

00:28:38.240 I was at the bowling alley in Charlotte off of Park Road.

00:28:43.820 I dropped somebody off over there and I was about to leave.

00:28:46.260 A guy came out the bowling alley and he asked me if I was going to the uptown Charlotte area.

00:28:50.220 And I was like, yeah.

00:28:51.780 And he said to me how he had never been in a limo before and, you know, could I just take him?

00:28:56.520 I figured, you know, the guy was bowling.

00:28:58.760 Eh, it's nothing.

00:28:59.800 I'll take him.

00:29:01.160 So he got into the limo and I pulled off.

00:29:03.520 And then the guy asked me, he said to me, hey, is it true that as a chauffeur you're not supposed to be armed?

00:29:10.420 And I was like, yeah, why?

00:29:11.960 He said to me, so what would you do if somebody's robbing you?

00:29:14.180 I was like, man, I ain't even worried about that.

00:29:16.060 And then the guy said to me, man, look, what would you do if I'm robbing you?

00:29:20.060 And I turned around and looked at him and I said to him, why?

00:29:22.600 And then the guy said to me, man, because this is a robbery.

00:29:26.820 Ooh.

00:29:27.420 And I said to the dude, okay, it's like this, man, because now he messed up.

00:29:33.400 I said to the guy, it's like this, man.

00:29:35.100 I practiced this.

00:29:36.180 Yeah.

00:29:36.480 It's like this.

00:29:37.360 I could hit my brake, open the door and roll out and let the car go.

00:29:42.500 And I showed him how I had the door open.

00:29:44.860 I said to the man, I practiced that.

00:29:46.380 I said, but nah, it's like this.

00:29:48.840 If you have a gun, I roll out the door and the car keeps going.

00:29:53.620 I said to him, now, if you have a knife, that means that you have to be up on me.

00:29:57.700 And if you're up on me, because the guy was, you know, leaning close.

00:30:00.820 I said to the man, if you're up on me, here's what's going to happen.

00:30:04.180 My foot hit the gas.

00:30:05.440 The gas hit the floor.

00:30:06.820 I turned the corner.

00:30:08.140 He fell all over the car.

00:30:09.380 I'm doing about 90 miles an hour in Charlotte about 2 o'clock in the morning, looking for

00:30:13.900 a cop, turning corners, driving wild, skidding and all of this stuff.

00:30:17.800 The guy's falling all over the place.

00:30:19.440 He's telling me I'm crazy.

00:30:21.120 Something's wrong with me.

00:30:22.340 And I'm hollering at him, we're both dying tonight.

00:30:25.280 Yeah, let's die.

00:30:27.080 And like I said to him, my family know I can drive.

00:30:29.840 I'm surgical behind a wheel.

00:30:31.520 So if I hit a building, they're going to know something was going down in his car, man.

00:30:35.400 And then I skidded to a stop.

00:30:37.080 And I said to him, you can get out now.

00:30:38.380 The guy got out, put his weapon away.

00:30:40.760 He had his finger up in the air.

00:30:41.880 He's telling me, man, you're crazy.

00:30:43.320 F you, this, that, and the other.

00:30:44.300 And I'm sitting there going, wait, how about the robbery, man?

00:30:46.920 What happened?

00:30:48.260 Where you going?

00:30:49.240 Man, fuck him.

00:30:50.820 But that's the kind of shit, brother, you got to be prepared for.

00:30:53.640 Yes, you do.

00:30:54.540 Yeah.

00:30:55.480 What about another instance?

00:30:56.640 You pull up at a gas station and you refueling the coach and then somebody come up.

00:31:01.900 Something happened over there.

00:31:02.880 I'm sure you're running to some characters out there, man.

00:31:06.180 Take me through some of that, Stan.

00:31:07.260 You do, but that's where the Bronx, that's where that 169.

00:31:09.500 That's where you know what's going on.

00:31:10.800 We right, yeah.

00:31:11.680 Like I tell people, yo, dog, don't walk up on me, man.

00:31:14.600 I'm a different dude, man.

00:31:17.600 Yeah.

00:31:18.220 I tell them, don't do that.

00:31:20.580 Yeah.

00:31:20.860 I keep a lawyer on a speed dial.

00:31:22.480 His name is Ken Snow.

00:31:23.960 He's in Charlotte, y'all.

00:31:24.860 He's good, too.

00:31:25.460 And I tell people, do not walk up on me, man.

00:31:29.900 Because if I got to take off the glasses, we getting down.

00:31:34.380 Yeah.

00:31:34.780 I take off the glasses for two things.

00:31:37.460 They both begin with an F.

00:31:39.020 Fighting and, you know, and I tell people, do not walk up on me.

00:31:45.220 Yeah.

00:31:45.400 Oh, 100%, man.

00:31:47.780 100%, dog.

00:31:48.960 That's the thing, yeah.

00:31:50.240 You got to tell people, do not walk up on me.

00:31:52.280 Do not walk over here sometimes.

00:31:53.800 Yeah, man.

00:31:54.320 Yeah.

00:31:54.520 No, because I have this $200,000 vehicle and I have people.

00:32:00.360 I may have somebody who's a $200 million person with me.

00:32:04.200 I don't want anything to happen to that person.

00:32:06.340 It's not my responsibility to be executive protection, but I'm not going to let something

00:32:12.820 happen to somebody who's with me.

00:32:14.600 Right.

00:32:14.820 That's part of the gang.

00:32:15.680 Right.

00:32:15.940 I mean, me and that person will stomp somebody out together.

00:32:18.580 And do you keep a blade on you?

00:32:20.440 Do you keep a pistol on you?

00:32:23.080 No.

00:32:23.780 No.

00:32:24.140 Are you allowed to keep that thing on you?

00:32:26.440 Some people do.

00:32:27.600 I'm an anti-gun guy.

00:32:28.940 Okay.

00:32:30.260 I'm anti-gun.

00:32:31.140 But I know you've had a blade on you before.

00:32:32.460 You told me a story about blading out a dude, huh?

00:32:34.380 Oh, yeah, man.

00:32:35.420 What happened with that?

00:32:36.100 Oh, man.

00:32:37.540 This guy, he was a home contracting scam artist named Mickey Moore.

00:32:43.280 My house in Charlotte that I had bought and renovated, it had an HVAC problem.

00:32:49.140 Now, once again, y'all, I'm a reject from the projects.

00:32:51.240 I don't know any of the language as far as that Central AC and HVAC and all of that stuff.

00:32:57.220 So my HVAC, their heat went out.

00:33:00.520 A friend of mine put me in touch with a friend of his who worked for a guy.

00:33:05.700 They came over to the house.

00:33:06.980 The guy said all the right things.

00:33:09.020 He blew smoke up my ass.

00:33:10.660 You know, he told me everything.

00:33:11.860 Oh, yeah, Native American shit.

00:33:13.140 Yeah.

00:33:13.160 I mean, he told me everything that I needed to hear.

00:33:15.300 My, at that time, girlfriend was saying to me, Stan, something sounds funny about this.

00:33:22.120 And I told her, no, well, he's a friend of this dude here.

00:33:25.060 Let's let him do the job.

00:33:26.480 Well...

00:33:26.680 And did he have a ponytail or anything?

00:33:27.840 What did he look like?

00:33:29.100 Mickey Moore?

00:33:29.700 Well, come to find out, heroin user, heroin dealer, pill user, pill dealer.

00:33:40.000 The lady...

00:33:41.700 There he is right there.

00:33:43.240 Yep, that's him.

00:33:44.500 Are you sure that that...

00:33:47.100 That's Mickey.

00:33:48.300 Oh, yeah.

00:33:48.920 I've seen this guy.

00:33:49.580 He does all those Jesse Ventura impersonations.

00:33:51.980 This guy here, he had a company in Charlotte called CSC of the Carolinas.

00:33:58.360 The lady before me, an 87-year-old lady, he scammed her for $43,000.

00:34:03.380 Ooh, pop.

00:34:04.140 Then when he got me, he got me for $10,000.

00:34:06.580 No, no, no.

00:34:07.740 He took out a perfectly good HVAC system that only needed to have a fuse change.

00:34:13.520 And dig this, y'all.

00:34:14.660 He incorrectly installed a highly defective unit that he must have bought off the marketplace

00:34:21.460 or from some bogus place that had turned my crawl space into a foot of mud.

00:34:27.680 Damn.

00:34:28.160 He put a blender in that bitch.

00:34:30.020 He took out a regular HVAC system and he put a fucking two-story microwave in that bitch.

00:34:35.000 We literally had poison gas coming through the floor.

00:34:39.260 Another air conditioning company cut off my gas.

00:34:43.260 They threatened to, I mean, I was having headaches and stuff.

00:34:46.960 That's because he put a lawnmower in that bitch.

00:34:49.180 He put a riding lawnmower where your fucking HVACs was.

00:34:52.000 Then he vandalized my central air, figuring that.

00:34:55.300 I'm not going to know.

00:34:56.460 State Farm noticed the paperwork was incorrect and they called me and said to me,

00:35:01.680 man, we're investigating you for fraud.

00:35:04.340 And I'm like, what are you talking about?

00:35:05.860 And then when they explained it to me and then I'm like, wait a minute.

00:35:09.280 So no wonder why something's been wrong.

00:35:12.500 I called a couple of other AC companies.

00:35:14.720 They came over.

00:35:15.720 They checked the work and they told me what he did.

00:35:18.760 I contacted this guy and he told me, F you, Stan.

00:35:25.080 You'll never find me.

00:35:27.260 And I explained to Mickey, I'm a New Yorker.

00:35:31.580 I don't have anything to do.

00:35:34.280 I'm bored.

00:35:35.660 I will find you one day.

00:35:37.560 I will find you.

00:35:38.580 Well, y'all, I did find him.

00:35:41.480 And when I found him, Mickey Moore had an eight to 10 inch knife on him and a crowbar.

00:35:46.100 I got out of my car with my hands in the air.

00:35:50.620 No weapon, y'all.

00:35:53.680 Ooh, Raphael and Donatello.

00:35:56.540 A little while later, Mickey was popped eight times with his own knife.

00:36:01.200 20 cops came to my house to come get me.

00:36:05.460 And that's all we know.

00:36:08.420 But I'm in the street, y'all.

00:36:09.980 And that's all we know, boy.

00:36:13.000 Anybody who knows me can fill it in.

00:36:15.300 That's all we know, son.

00:36:18.040 Pin the tail on the donkey, homie.

00:36:19.920 That's all we know, bro.

00:36:21.140 I explained to the judge that I'm from the Bronx.

00:36:25.240 And if you take somebody's weapon, it's called a free kill.

00:36:29.480 She told me that in a civilized society, there's no such thing as a free kill.

00:36:35.900 Well...

00:36:36.180 It's a difference of opinion.

00:36:37.400 Very true.

00:36:38.320 And he is alive.

00:36:39.920 But anybody, once again, who knows me knows that I'm no dummy.

00:36:43.360 Below the waist is misdemeanor.

00:36:45.700 Above the waist is felony.

00:36:48.020 Is that true?

00:36:48.920 Yes, it is.

00:36:49.660 Wow.

00:36:50.740 Yes, it is.

00:36:51.360 You just have to watch out for that femoral artery that the judge told me that I almost hit.

00:36:56.360 I missed it by less than half an inch.

00:36:58.120 But he got popped eight times.

00:37:00.700 Ken Snow, y'all.

00:37:01.920 He did his thing.

00:37:02.820 I'm in the street.

00:37:04.260 Ken Snow, baby.

00:37:05.340 That's another advertisement for Ken Snow.

00:37:07.140 And you based over there out of Columbia, South Carolina.

00:37:09.180 That's where you're riding at now.

00:37:10.140 Yes.

00:37:10.520 That's where you're chauffeuring at now, man.

00:37:12.380 And yeah, if you guys...

00:37:13.660 We'll put Stan's info out there, man.

00:37:15.240 If y'all want to get...

00:37:16.280 If y'all want to ride with the dog,

00:37:18.100 when you pull up somewhere in Columbia, South Carolina, man, that's the guy to do it with.

00:37:23.400 Signature transportation.

00:37:24.960 Dude, that story's crazy, bro.

00:37:27.140 I'm trying to think.

00:37:27.820 One story you was telling me, oh, so you've had some love issues over the years, bro.

00:37:31.980 Oh, yeah, man.

00:37:33.700 I love the women, y'all.

00:37:34.820 I paid for two divorces.

00:37:38.360 Let's see.

00:37:39.340 I'm 60.

00:37:40.020 I'll be 61 on the 24th of this month.

00:37:42.200 You look great, brother.

00:37:43.120 Thank you.

00:37:44.040 My on and off again girlfriend, she's only 25.

00:37:47.880 She's in Columbia.

00:37:48.580 Yeah, and I was telling Theo how January 7th of this year, how she hit me with a pot of fettuccine

00:37:59.040 noodles that I was boiling, and I ended up in...

00:38:02.240 Let's say it again, fettuccine noodles.

00:38:04.020 Fettuccine noodles, y'all, that I was boiling.

00:38:06.200 And I ended up in the doctor's hospital in Augusta, Georgia, which is America's largest burn center.

00:38:12.520 And I had to have some surgery because my left ear was melted in the back.

00:38:19.300 I was burned back here.

00:38:20.620 I mean, they had me wrapped up like a mummy.

00:38:22.940 It was bad.

00:38:24.040 Melted in the back.

00:38:25.740 And then after telling Theo the story about how I got beat up that particular night, and my gold chain was twisted into my neck.

00:38:34.560 Take us through it, Stan.

00:38:35.840 Take us through it.

00:38:36.640 Take us out of the...

00:38:37.320 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:37.880 No judgment.

00:38:38.800 She was drunk that particular night.

00:38:40.280 She came by my apartment, and, you know, once again, you know, drunk people, you know, it's hard to rationalize this, that, and the other.

00:38:52.540 Oh, yeah, they'd be wild then.

00:38:53.480 Yeah, she was upset about a few things.

00:38:55.080 I'm in the kitchen.

00:38:56.480 I'm trying to make some...

00:38:58.280 I'm frying some chicken parmesan, making the fettuccine noodles, and making the vegetables, and, you know,

00:39:06.960 you know, like just pushing and shoving.

00:39:10.400 I'm trying to get her out the kitchen, and then when she grabbed a hold of my chain and started, you know, choking me...

00:39:16.240 So she grabbed your chain.

00:39:17.820 And basically, I had to get her attention by feeding into what was going on.

00:39:26.860 And then when I was moving out of the kitchen, she began looking at the stuff on the stove, and I was hoping that she did not grab the chicken parmesan with the vegetable oil in it.

00:39:39.460 And instead, she grabbed the pot with my fettuccine, and I said to her, don't do it.

00:39:44.760 If you do it, you're going to go to jail.

00:39:46.140 And then she picked it up, and as I turned to run, I felt it hit me.

00:39:51.220 And when it hit me, I ran out of my door, and I was screaming, ah, you really burnt me.

00:39:56.540 And then my dog, Snowy, Snowy started trying to attack her then.

00:40:02.460 I went back into my apartment, but I had already called the police.

00:40:06.960 I left my door open, and that's when the cops showed up.

00:40:10.640 And when the cops showed up, like, did you get...

00:40:12.540 Was there water in the pot, too, or just in hot noodles?

00:40:15.540 Water was on the floor.

00:40:18.600 But were they boiling?

00:40:19.620 Was the noodles boiling?

00:40:20.620 That's what I'm asking.

00:40:21.400 They were boiling when she threw them on me.

00:40:23.600 Ooh, bro.

00:40:24.120 Yeah, man.

00:40:25.120 So would you rather, in hindsight, got hit by that entree, by that chicken parm, or you think the fettuccine?

00:40:34.040 Or the fettuccine noodles?

00:40:36.320 Given a choice, the fettuccine was better because the chicken parm was in vegetable oil, and that would have really torn me up.

00:40:42.600 And how did that feel when that first hit you, man?

00:40:46.560 When that cheney hit you, bro?

00:40:47.980 What did it?

00:40:48.980 It stung.

00:40:50.060 It stung something fierce.

00:40:54.020 I screamed, ah, this shit stings.

00:40:58.240 And I ran out my door, and I said to her, you burnt me.

00:41:03.240 There you are right now, and that's it.

00:41:05.080 I went back inside, and she was telling me at that time, she realized what she did then.

00:41:13.260 Did you have a shirt on?

00:41:15.420 Did you put your hands in the air?

00:41:16.820 Did you get down on the ground?

00:41:18.640 Did you put some milk on?

00:41:21.000 What did you do?

00:41:21.980 I did not do anything to it.

00:41:23.840 I did not touch it.

00:41:25.000 And when the police and the EMTs came, they were literally picking noodles and stuff off me.

00:41:32.100 It stung like crazy.

00:41:34.180 I didn't do anything.

00:41:36.620 I didn't even touch it.

00:41:38.360 I mean, later on, I went to bed.

00:41:40.160 The next day, you went to bed?

00:41:43.740 Eventually, I went to sleep just like that.

00:41:48.240 Did you put the gauze on?

00:41:49.420 No.

00:41:50.340 I didn't do anything because I didn't think it was bad.

00:41:54.640 Honestly.

00:41:55.400 Then the next day, I went to see a friend of mine to borrow some money.

00:42:00.940 Yeah.

00:42:01.920 But I noticed that it was dripping over there.

00:42:06.180 It was really wet.

00:42:07.400 And when my friend looked at my head, he said to me, what happened to you?

00:42:12.160 And I didn't say anything.

00:42:13.180 And he said to me, who did that to you?

00:42:14.740 And then the tears just started rolling.

00:42:16.660 So he knew.

00:42:18.500 His or yours?

00:42:20.140 No.

00:42:20.760 Whose tears?

00:42:21.740 My tears started rolling.

00:42:22.920 Ah.

00:42:23.640 And then.

00:42:25.400 Damn, look at this shit here.

00:42:26.680 You look like a model in one of those fashion shows or something.

00:42:29.480 And what my friend said to me was.

00:42:31.600 This is like some BCBRG Maxx's area, bro.

00:42:35.080 They sent me my.

00:42:37.460 Actually, it's my friend Scott that owns Signature Transportation.

00:42:42.240 He's like my boss, friend, big brother.

00:42:45.500 Um, Scott told me to go to the emergency room.

00:42:49.520 So I went to the emergency room.

00:42:51.220 And when I walked into the emergency room, they didn't take my name or anything.

00:42:57.060 They just walked me into the back.

00:42:58.540 You hit the express lane.

00:43:00.200 Wait, dig this now.

00:43:01.720 They took me into a room.

00:43:03.160 Three doctors came in there.

00:43:04.680 They didn't touch me.

00:43:05.800 They walked around me and they looked.

00:43:08.420 And one doctor said to me, sir, there's nothing we can do for you here.

00:43:11.800 You have to go to Augusta.

00:43:13.920 And I said, what's in Augusta?

00:43:16.000 He said, America's largest burn center.

00:43:18.240 And I said to him, yeah, well, okay, I'll go.

00:43:21.240 Let's do it.

00:43:21.640 They calling you up to the big leagues.

00:43:22.920 Now, bear in mind, I'm in a little shock.

00:43:25.840 So they gave me the referral.

00:43:28.060 And they told me the referral was for 7 o'clock tomorrow morning.

00:43:33.280 And they wrapped you up like this or no?

00:43:34.880 No, they just sent me home.

00:43:36.300 Because this shit looked like they got you in a damn to-go box right here.

00:43:39.280 I went home and took a shower not knowing that I shouldn't have did that.

00:43:44.540 You can't feel it, bro?

00:43:46.060 I'm in shock.

00:43:46.920 Oh, my bad, man.

00:43:47.880 And then I smoked me some herb and I went to sleep.

00:43:50.680 I got up the next morning, got in my car, and I drove to Augusta.

00:43:53.940 And was it still dripping a little?

00:43:55.180 Still dripping.

00:43:55.960 And what's dripping?

00:43:56.740 Is it dripping us into your shirt or what's popping?

00:43:59.260 It's getting on my clothes.

00:44:01.820 Does it smell like fettuccine at all?

00:44:05.380 No.

00:44:06.340 Or like a little bit of garlic or parmesan?

00:44:08.700 It was just weird because it felt like sweat on one part of my body.

00:44:16.140 Yeah.

00:44:17.060 Fuck, you a damn side item out there.

00:44:18.200 I didn't know that the back of my ear was literally melting.

00:44:23.600 I mean, I was literally messed up.

00:44:25.800 I went to Augusta.

00:44:27.380 Damn, bro.

00:44:27.860 Look at this shit, bro.

00:44:29.280 You look like a damn blackstronaut, bro.

00:44:31.760 They got you fucking looking like you're going to space right there, bro.

00:44:36.440 But the crazy thing is, man, like I tell anybody.

00:44:39.440 Hey, Stan, they got you.

00:44:40.860 She didn't mean to hurt me.

00:44:42.040 She was intoxicated.

00:44:43.580 Oh, no.

00:44:44.000 I'm not saying that.

00:44:44.780 No, no, I'm saying as bad as it looks.

00:44:46.920 Right.

00:44:47.360 Yeah, that's just, yeah.

00:44:48.880 As bad as it looks, I can honestly say because I still deal with her to this day.

00:44:54.180 Yeah.

00:44:54.520 People ask me why all the time.

00:44:56.000 I go, why?

00:44:57.880 Life is life.

00:44:58.800 Shit happens.

00:44:59.740 Love is love too, man.

00:45:00.980 And that's the thing.

00:45:03.060 I'm 60.

00:45:03.680 She's 25.

00:45:04.940 And I'm going to say this publicly, y'all.

00:45:07.020 I love the shit out of this young lady.

00:45:08.820 I don't know why, but I do.

00:45:10.920 We go through it all the time.

00:45:13.100 But, um.

00:45:13.740 That's, look at Belichick.

00:45:14.900 He on that shit, bro.

00:45:15.900 I mean, and this happened, and the police wanted to arrest her.

00:45:21.380 They were trying to convince me to let them press felony charges on them.

00:45:25.880 Felony for the fettuccine?

00:45:28.140 And I'm telling them no.

00:45:30.220 I'm telling them no.

00:45:31.060 First of all, she has two boys.

00:45:32.560 Who's going to raise her sons?

00:45:33.900 That'll be two more young black men in the system.

00:45:36.340 We not having that.

00:45:37.600 Right.

00:45:37.780 And my thing was, she was intoxicated and emotional.

00:45:42.300 It's not like she did it.

00:45:45.280 Had she not been intoxicated, it would have never happened.

00:45:48.480 She's beautiful, like most people.

00:45:50.800 Right.

00:45:51.160 But, yeah, it's not like she's.

00:45:52.080 Alcohol changes your personality in everyone.

00:45:54.360 Oh, yeah.

00:45:55.260 It's not like she's hiding in the woods sober with a fucking pan.

00:45:58.680 Nah, man.

00:45:59.460 You know, orzo or angel hair pasta or something.

00:46:02.420 She'd pop out and hit you with that bitch.

00:46:03.740 This was something that was drunken, and then it happened.

00:46:06.340 Boom.

00:46:06.700 Yeah.

00:46:07.040 Nah, it's crazy.

00:46:07.640 I mean, that's my baby.

00:46:09.100 That's your girl.

00:46:09.600 Yeah.

00:46:10.020 That's my baby.

00:46:10.540 Well, look, we love who we love, bro.

00:46:12.080 That's right.

00:46:12.320 That's the thing.

00:46:13.140 That's right.

00:46:13.480 We love who we love.

00:46:14.680 That's right.

00:46:15.160 And that's sometimes how, that's one of really the interesting things about love, I think,

00:46:18.740 Stan.

00:46:19.380 It's crazy.

00:46:20.240 It's weird.

00:46:20.740 It's crazy, bro.

00:46:21.440 You can't even explain it.

00:46:24.140 And everyone I know tells me, Stan, stay away from her.

00:46:29.260 She's not right for you.

00:46:30.500 Everybody she knows tells her, oh, F him.

00:46:33.360 Stay away from that dude.

00:46:34.340 He's too old for you.

00:46:35.300 Oh, that's an old man.

00:46:36.400 This, that, and the other.

00:46:36.860 But like I tell her, okay, I'm a little older, but ask your friends, do they have a good man?

00:46:42.800 Huh?

00:46:43.160 Do they have any man?

00:46:44.600 Ask your family.

00:46:46.240 Do they have a better man?

00:46:47.700 I mean, I don't cheat.

00:46:49.180 I don't drink.

00:46:50.300 I'm in bed by 10 unless I'm working.

00:46:52.720 I mean, I go out the house to walk the dog, buy my herb, get my Mountain Dews and my Dutchmasters.

00:46:58.260 I mean, I don't go nowhere.

00:46:59.680 Look, that's a South Carolina fitness routine, man.

00:47:02.000 I mean, she still has a decent guy here.

00:47:04.400 I don't care how people feel about me.

00:47:07.460 Type shit, man.

00:47:08.500 But my thing is, when it comes to her, I'm there for her.

00:47:14.040 Right.

00:47:14.780 You know?

00:47:15.180 I mean, that's the interesting thing about love, man.

00:47:16.900 Some days love is a sitcom.

00:47:20.120 Some days it's a scary movie.

00:47:21.580 Some days it's just the same movie over and over and over again that you really are at peace watching.

00:47:27.600 But to be honest, I can't take much more of that particular madness.

00:47:32.020 The drinking.

00:47:32.440 No, the madness that goes with the whole relationship.

00:47:38.760 I mean, the whole madness.

00:47:40.600 I mean, I'm 60 years old.

00:47:41.860 I'll be 61 in another two, three weeks.

00:47:44.300 I pay for two divorces.

00:47:45.760 I'm looking for my last queen.

00:47:48.460 Yeah.

00:47:48.880 I'm looking for, I want real.

00:47:51.320 I want a woman.

00:47:53.000 I want my woman.

00:47:54.020 I want somebody to make me happy for this last, what?

00:47:57.580 I'm 61, y'all.

00:47:58.360 How much more time do I have?

00:48:00.200 I think you got a lot of time, bro.

00:48:01.980 Well.

00:48:02.800 Because you seem like that guy.

00:48:04.020 They ain't going to get real.

00:48:04.920 Look at the, bring up another shot of him in that helmet, bro.

00:48:07.740 They had you packaged up in this bitch, bro.

00:48:09.780 Yeah, man.

00:48:10.720 God damn, bro.

00:48:11.960 You look like an undercover cop at a cotton ball factory, homie.

00:48:15.480 They asked me who drove me to Augusta.

00:48:18.680 I said to them, I drove myself.

00:48:20.080 They were like, you did what?

00:48:20.980 He said to me, who, who, who's with you?

00:48:23.980 One of the doctors asked me, well, how could you take the pain?

00:48:27.140 And I said to her, what pain?

00:48:28.800 My C4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 is fused.

00:48:31.580 And my L5, S1 is fused.

00:48:33.480 Right.

00:48:34.220 I could do pain.

00:48:35.360 Yeah.

00:48:35.680 I mean, other than it's stinging, I was literally in shock.

00:48:43.060 Yeah, you a damn Lego person at that point, man.

00:48:45.300 That's nothing.

00:48:46.160 We've gotten past that.

00:48:47.580 We have a decent friendship.

00:48:48.980 I mean, like anything else, it goes up and down.

00:48:52.020 But right about now, it's beginning to get old.

00:48:58.360 And yeah, you got to see what else is.

00:49:00.720 Look, it needs to evolve.

00:49:02.680 If it's going to, it would be nice for it to evolve into a better place.

00:49:05.700 Boom.

00:49:05.980 I mean.

00:49:06.760 And that's okay to say that, man.

00:49:08.140 Either be real with me or be gone so that somebody else can go on and get this dude here.

00:49:13.700 That's a good dude.

00:49:14.520 Gang, gang, gang.

00:49:15.120 And that's my mantra to her.

00:49:17.500 Either you take advantage and let's be real.

00:49:20.760 And let's start with the BS or let's go out separate ways so that you could do you.

00:49:26.760 And I can find that woman that's actually out there looking for me.

00:49:30.300 Because trust me, she's out there looking for me.

00:49:32.960 Amen.

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00:53:42.560 Yeah, I believe that too, man.

00:53:43.800 I was just thinking the other day, like, you know,

00:53:45.760 one of the things that I just like,

00:53:47.240 it's nice to think about that person that's out there for you kind of like,

00:53:50.200 you know, that's one thing.

00:53:51.060 And, like, I realize instead of sometimes I'll be a little bit like,

00:53:54.140 can I meet somebody?

00:53:55.160 Because everybody can meet.

00:53:56.280 Not everybody can meet someone, you know.

00:53:58.780 It's like, where is she, though?

00:54:00.100 It is exciting, though, too, thinking that there's somebody out there, right?

00:54:03.280 You know, and where that person is and what their life is like.

00:54:06.300 Yeah.

00:54:06.440 That's, like, that's, like, an exciting thing.

00:54:07.620 I want that ultimate queen, man.

00:54:09.140 Oh, bro, I'm going to see you on the throne with your dime, bro.

00:54:12.920 You deserve it, man.

00:54:13.860 At least while I still got a little lead in the pencil.

00:54:15.880 Hey, bro.

00:54:17.240 No.

00:54:17.820 That's it, man.

00:54:19.200 Has that ever been a tough thing in, like, your relationships?

00:54:21.600 Because you said you had two wives.

00:54:22.860 What's caused some of those to go astray?

00:54:24.700 What have you struggled with in relationships, do you think, man?

00:54:27.760 Because you were good when you were a chauffeur, right?

00:54:29.380 You were good when you were an operator.

00:54:30.580 I'm in control, right?

00:54:31.580 That's a control situation.

00:54:33.440 I'm the one who's running everything.

00:54:35.440 It's my way, kind of, and the highway.

00:54:38.020 Well, that's something that a lot of women have a problem with.

00:54:40.480 Right.

00:54:40.820 Especially, and I hate to say this, and y'all going to jump on me about this,

00:54:44.880 especially African-American women.

00:54:47.580 Because a large percentage of our African-American women have been raised in a household without a father.

00:54:55.140 So that dominating or that stand-up man is not there.

00:55:00.540 And they all say that they want one.

00:55:02.540 But when they run into a strong guy who's going to lead and speak, they want to resist.

00:55:08.460 Oh, oh, you think you're my father.

00:55:10.900 You're trying to control me.

00:55:12.560 No, I'm not, darling.

00:55:14.000 Yeah.

00:55:14.240 No, I'm not.

00:55:14.680 I'm a man.

00:55:15.800 Lay low, wonk.

00:55:16.660 That's what they be yelling.

00:55:17.820 Lay low, wonk.

00:55:18.560 Yeah, men are leaders.

00:55:20.000 Allow me to lead.

00:55:21.620 Yeah.

00:55:22.000 You know, but a lot of African-American women, that's not in their household.

00:55:28.260 You know, you hear a lot of black women saying, oh, well, I don't need no man.

00:55:34.220 Come on, y'all.

00:55:35.900 Let's stop that.

00:55:36.940 Because that filters down to the kids.

00:55:39.080 Now, you hear your boy, excuse me, your son hears you all the time saying, oh, well, I don't want no man.

00:55:46.680 I don't need no man.

00:55:48.060 Then what do you think that does to him?

00:55:50.220 That lowers his self-esteem, and that makes you raise a weak man.

00:55:56.680 You know, your daughters pick up on that same mindset.

00:55:59.220 I don't need no man.

00:56:00.380 And they grow up being resistant, you know, to guys trying to lead them.

00:56:05.760 And see, that's a world that I don't know about, you know, because it's not part of, you know, it's part of my universe because I live in the universe.

00:56:11.420 But it's not part of, like, my world.

00:56:14.200 I don't have a lot of experience in that space.

00:56:16.440 But you've struggled in marriage and stuff.

00:56:18.800 Like, what is it like, how do you think, if you look back on your own life, you could have been better at being somebody who loves?

00:56:26.100 Okay.

00:56:26.600 Or is love?

00:56:27.480 First wife.

00:56:28.160 First wife, I was streetwise, running in the street, hanging on Washington Avenue.

00:56:35.780 Were you wearing jerseys and shit like that?

00:56:37.340 No, no, no.

00:56:38.060 I've never been a jersey dude.

00:56:40.080 I'm always dressed nice, you know.

00:56:44.980 I've never been one to wear.

00:56:46.880 Wearing cologne back then?

00:56:47.980 Yes.

00:56:48.440 Yeah.

00:56:49.160 What kind?

00:56:49.680 At first, it was Lagerfeld.

00:56:52.240 And now, like these glasses, it's Prada.

00:56:55.440 Bring up that Lagerfeld.

00:56:56.680 Let me get a little look at that bottle.

00:56:57.880 All Lagerfeld, you know.

00:56:59.560 Bring up that shit, that splash.

00:57:00.840 Bingo.

00:57:01.340 The original.

00:57:02.080 The classic.

00:57:02.660 The classic, baby.

00:57:03.680 Man.

00:57:04.300 That splash, baby.

00:57:05.740 I remember growing up.

00:57:06.820 Big Stan got that splash on it.

00:57:08.620 One of my older brothers, a guy named Tony Purnell that I really love, right?

00:57:13.840 I would put on, like, my Lagerfeld and T would say, yo, Ice, because that's my nickname in the Bronx.

00:57:19.540 Yo, man, that stuff got you smell like a wet paper bag, man.

00:57:22.660 Take that off.

00:57:23.540 But the women would be doing things like, whoo, who's wearing that?

00:57:29.140 And I'd be going, A-O-T, see?

00:57:30.620 See?

00:57:31.000 And Tony would be going, yo, yo, yo, Ice, but I don't need that to pull him.

00:57:35.340 And my man TP used to pull him.

00:57:37.040 Hey.

00:57:37.580 He ain't need no Lagerfeld.

00:57:39.280 He ain't need no Lagerfeld, huh?

00:57:41.200 Look, that cologne, baby.

00:57:42.200 That's the bird seed, and that brings up.

00:57:43.740 I have them flocking over, bro.

00:57:44.980 That's how it is, man.

00:57:46.020 But now it's Prada.

00:57:47.700 I love that Prada.

00:57:50.200 And these glasses, this is my second pair of Pradas.

00:57:54.720 And as you see, they are a little injured because, like, my first pair of Pradas, my dogs got to my Prada glasses.

00:58:01.400 They destroyed them.

00:58:02.500 So I bought these.

00:58:03.760 Then, yes, Snowy got to these again one day.

00:58:07.200 She chewed off the side here, bit on my lenses, but didn't dig this, y'all.

00:58:11.380 I do have a brand new pair of Prada glasses at the house.

00:58:15.200 Type shit.

00:58:15.520 I just have not had the prescription put in there yet.

00:58:18.800 Type shit, man.

00:58:19.320 That's all.

00:58:19.980 Yeah, that's it, man.

00:58:21.360 Nobody's judging that.

00:58:22.200 But I feel you.

00:58:22.740 You got to tell them you got to preach that exactly.

00:58:24.760 Oh, yeah.

00:58:25.100 What advice do you have to young men out there who's starting out on their path if they could look back on your path and do something different, bro?

00:58:30.940 Or what have you learned in your life so far, man?

00:58:33.780 Because you're at an interesting spot, right?

00:58:35.940 You are entering that third trimester of your life, right?

00:58:39.540 And it's really, it's kind of like the master class of life in a lot of ways.

00:58:43.060 That's when you can give the best advice.

00:58:44.820 Yeah.

00:58:45.120 When you have at least the most experience to share from.

00:58:47.400 Like I'll tell anybody, the street, leave it alone.

00:58:52.240 It's a lie.

00:58:53.380 It's a lie.

00:58:54.620 You young guys, y'all want that street credibility?

00:58:57.960 It's a lie.

00:58:58.760 You want to sell drugs?

00:58:59.820 It's a lie.

00:59:00.660 You'll end up in jail, okay?

00:59:02.320 You will end up killing your own dreams.

00:59:04.660 This is what you do.

00:59:05.480 You stay in school.

00:59:06.240 Get that education, y'all.

00:59:07.780 Go to college.

00:59:08.440 Get that education.

00:59:09.560 I mean, like I told my son Ricky when, like, he was telling me he didn't want to be a nerd.

00:59:15.500 I said to him, why, Ricky?

00:59:16.980 I told him that's why I made my mistake, okay?

00:59:19.480 Because I wanted to be in with the in crowd, okay?

00:59:23.300 I got tired of being teased, picked on, called the professor, the scientist.

00:59:28.380 So what did I do?

00:59:29.380 I started being with the bad kids.

00:59:32.140 I started dropping my grades.

00:59:33.560 I told my son Ricky it's okay to be a nerd, all right?

00:59:36.960 And he's like, nerd?

00:59:37.920 I said, Bill Gates.

00:59:40.580 Okay?

00:59:41.580 Bill Gates was a nerd.

00:59:42.800 Look at Bill Gates now.

00:59:43.720 People who picked on him, the girls who laughed at him, the guys who threw stuff at him.

00:59:48.400 They're trying to download his dick right now.

00:59:50.220 They would love for him to at least read a resume.

00:59:52.580 It's okay to be a nerd.

00:59:54.120 You're right.

00:59:54.980 Them bitches trying to download his dick right now.

00:59:57.360 My son, he's in Spain.

00:59:59.840 Shout out Ricky, man.

01:00:01.240 He's a handsome kid, nice kid.

01:00:02.700 Yes.

01:00:03.320 Y'all, he looks just like me.

01:00:04.560 He's just a younger, smarter, better looking version.

01:00:09.100 You know, I mean.

01:00:10.560 Amen, bro.

01:00:11.360 He's in Spain.

01:00:12.480 He's been there for almost three years now.

01:00:14.380 He's getting a master's in Spanish and Spanish culture.

01:00:17.000 Like I told Ricky, you do that, man.

01:00:19.380 I mean, you know, you get those degrees.

01:00:22.180 I told him, I got five years taking law classes, y'all.

01:00:24.480 No degree.

01:00:25.380 Ricky, get your degrees, man.

01:00:26.840 Get your shit, Ricky.

01:00:27.540 You know?

01:00:27.940 Get your shit, Ricky.

01:00:28.800 We need that, man.

01:00:29.580 And he's not a street dude.

01:00:30.980 He's a good guy.

01:00:32.040 Amen.

01:00:32.620 You know?

01:00:32.980 I want to ask this, man.

01:00:34.940 And blessings to Ricky and your children, Stan.

01:00:39.280 What happened to the fettuccine?

01:00:40.920 So you get over there, they got you in the burn water.

01:00:43.920 What?

01:00:44.160 Did they give you a room over there?

01:00:45.680 What happened?

01:00:46.460 Because once that side item hits your neck and your shit's dripping, bro, you got to tighten up.

01:00:50.740 Yes.

01:00:52.120 You know?

01:00:52.820 Because, man, that's so dangerous.

01:00:54.340 If you get hit by a side item, then you're dripping, bro.

01:00:59.200 They gave me.

01:00:59.780 How do you handle that?

01:01:00.680 They gave me an injection, and I woke up later, wrapped up.

01:01:06.620 Just like that.

01:01:07.840 I woke up later, wrapped up.

01:01:10.780 The doctors told me that since I drove myself from Columbia to Augusta, that I can't leave.

01:01:17.240 They told me somebody has to come get me.

01:01:19.500 My oldest daughter lives in Atlanta.

01:01:21.880 I called Jazz.

01:01:23.180 She came to get me.

01:01:24.680 Naturally, my daughter was ticked.

01:01:28.520 She was upset?

01:01:29.280 Very much.

01:01:30.000 At you?

01:01:31.160 At the whole situation.

01:01:32.340 She does not like the whole situation.

01:01:34.320 And like she said to me, Daddy, you already know, and I'm not going to get on you.

01:01:38.580 We'll talk about it later.

01:01:41.980 You know?

01:01:44.100 So I had to respect that.

01:01:45.520 She took me home.

01:01:47.860 My youngest daughter, Unique, she came, you know, checked in on me for a few days.

01:01:52.680 And what was it like?

01:01:54.060 Did you have to stand up?

01:01:55.160 Were you allowed to lay down?

01:01:56.220 Did you have to sleep standing up or what?

01:01:57.800 No.

01:01:59.520 You lay down.

01:02:01.260 It's really weird because you have to change your bandage every now and then.

01:02:07.780 You have to keep it clean because, you know, you have open burns.

01:02:11.400 Hell yeah, boo.

01:02:14.160 You know, now it's come back in nice, you know, because of the ointment they gave me.

01:02:18.880 And then I was putting cocoa butter on it almost every day.

01:02:21.820 Um, I've recovered.

01:02:25.220 My skin has recovered.

01:02:26.800 Um, my mind has recovered.

01:02:29.320 Um, our relationship regarding that event, we've moved past it.

01:02:35.540 Oh, yeah, y'all moved past that.

01:02:36.120 We have recovered.

01:02:37.580 Um, and now we're on to other issues that are messing with the friendship or the relationship.

01:02:46.660 Got it.

01:02:48.000 What do you, uh, what do the ladies need most, man?

01:02:51.360 If you want to keep a lady, you think, what do the ladies need most, you think?

01:02:55.280 If I want to keep one, what do they need most?

01:02:58.780 One, trust.

01:03:02.180 Trust.

01:03:03.000 Understand that during the course of my life, the serious relationships that I've had,

01:03:09.860 and I do understand when people explain to me that my personality has caused issues

01:03:15.540 because I'm a friendly guy, I'm a talkative guy, I like to smile, and I'm a handsome guy.

01:03:20.740 So, a lot of times women...

01:03:23.080 You look like Randy Moss.

01:03:23.840 People tell you that a lot?

01:03:25.000 No.

01:03:25.540 You look like Randy Moss?

01:03:25.900 I've heard, um...

01:03:26.900 Samuel L. Jackson?

01:03:28.200 Different, different type of dudes, man.

01:03:30.660 Um, my thing is, I'm a social guy.

01:03:34.200 Gerald Laverte, anybody ever say that?

01:03:35.540 No.

01:03:35.820 Um, I have a flirtatious personality.

01:03:38.860 Oh, yeah, you do.

01:03:39.280 So, that...

01:03:40.160 That don't help with relationships, man.

01:03:42.460 No, it doesn't, and I can't help it because I'm a social guy.

01:03:46.080 I mean, I love people, I like to talk.

01:03:48.640 Um, I try to keep the flirting down to a minimum, especially if I'm involved with somebody,

01:03:53.680 but y'all, I'm a Scorpio.

01:03:55.920 Can't help it.

01:03:56.820 We out there.

01:03:57.600 It's ingrained in us.

01:03:58.780 It's in us, man.

01:03:59.760 It's, I'm, and I'm not even a Scorpio, but how about this?

01:04:02.860 Uh, people say the bedroom plays a big part of the life and the relationships.

01:04:06.660 Do you believe that that's true or not?

01:04:08.920 Yes, it does.

01:04:10.720 It does because, um, I'm 60 now.

01:04:15.760 I'll be 61.

01:04:18.200 There's changes going on in my body.

01:04:20.800 I'm not as strong as I once was.

01:04:22.920 Um, you know, um, like in boxing.

01:04:29.580 One time there was 15 round prize fights.

01:04:32.280 Now they're 12 rounds.

01:04:34.140 You know, um, my body's beginning to fail.

01:04:37.480 It's, you know, it's, it's, it's different and that causes problems.

01:04:42.220 Oh yeah.

01:04:42.540 My shit's a Jake Paul fight.

01:04:43.740 My shit will take a fall in the second round.

01:04:45.620 You feel me?

01:04:46.300 You know, um, I mean, I'm, I'm getting older.

01:04:49.260 So, so, so, so the body's acting different, but the experience kicks in.

01:04:55.660 Okay.

01:04:56.360 The experience kicks in.

01:04:57.760 Um, what's your biggest sexual move?

01:05:00.720 If you had to think physically, if you had to even.

01:05:03.800 My biggest sexual move or sexual act.

01:05:07.760 Yeah.

01:05:07.920 Probably act maybe or just ability.

01:05:10.060 Put it like this.

01:05:11.540 For example.

01:05:13.780 Um, I love to eat fruit.

01:05:19.700 Hmm.

01:05:20.180 I love to eat fruits.

01:05:23.400 Especially my little baby.

01:05:25.360 I mean, um, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I remember in the past I've had, I've made women speak alien.

01:05:38.140 Forget speaking a, a foreign dialect, y'all.

01:05:41.080 I've made them speak alien.

01:05:42.380 Okay.

01:05:42.620 They, they don't even know what the hell they even said, you know, and we get past that.

01:05:46.840 We just laugh.

01:05:47.480 I stop and go, what was that you said?

01:05:48.960 I don't even know.

01:05:50.560 Just go on and finish.

01:05:51.680 Okay.

01:05:52.540 Dang.

01:05:53.060 You know?

01:05:53.860 You out here, Duolico.

01:05:55.660 Man.

01:05:56.720 Duolingo, Duolico.

01:05:58.020 Homie, you out there teaching, you teaching new languages, Stan.

01:06:01.560 Man, make them speak alien, man.

01:06:02.960 That's it, bro.

01:06:03.920 You know?

01:06:04.360 Beep, beep, beep.

01:06:04.940 Yeah.

01:06:05.520 That's it, boy.

01:06:06.220 Exactly.

01:06:06.620 Beep, beep, beep, beep.

01:06:08.160 Dang.

01:06:08.680 Um, has a ride, uh, that a passenger ever led to a date or a relationship, even in a

01:06:15.000 professional, you know, not like on the, at that moment, but like, let's, let's talk

01:06:18.460 and say, hey, another time.

01:06:19.640 No, no, no, no.

01:06:20.720 I, I won't, I won't do it, do it.

01:06:22.860 Um, it's against my ethics.

01:06:24.800 What if a passenger like starts to pass out or something?

01:06:27.840 Do you, are you, are you licensed to know CPR?

01:06:30.200 Are you licensed to know any medical skills?

01:06:32.240 Like, could you hand, like, could you, do you think of, was there ever an emergency you

01:06:35.160 had to do something?

01:06:35.800 Um, no, and if there is an emergency, I'm going to do two things.

01:06:39.260 I'm going to Waze, and I'm going to look for the nearest, uh, emergency room, and I'm

01:06:43.480 going to hit 9-1-1.

01:06:44.660 Gang, gang, gang.

01:06:45.700 And I'm not stopping at any red lights.

01:06:47.420 Amen, baby.

01:06:48.720 What do you think about Waymo's when you see them, those Waymo's?

01:06:52.400 Waymo?

01:06:53.400 What's that?

01:06:54.060 Um, bring up a Waymo if you can for Stan.

01:07:01.100 It's a driverless car they got now.

01:07:03.500 Nah, uh-uh, nah, nah, nah, nah.

01:07:05.000 Nah, I don't like driverless cars, man.

01:07:07.400 I don't like driverless cars.

01:07:09.180 At all.

01:07:10.180 At all.

01:07:11.480 At all, because what that's going to do is eventually, that's going to eliminate us

01:07:15.620 chauffeurs.

01:07:16.280 Mm-hmm.

01:07:16.600 Okay?

01:07:17.060 Nah, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no.

01:07:18.600 And then if that driverless car happens to hit somebody, like me, or, uh, my kid, I can't

01:07:24.520 drag nobody out by, like, their ankle and beat them up.

01:07:27.220 Yeah.

01:07:27.840 I've done that before.

01:07:28.700 I dragged a man out of his car by, um, his ankle in front of Lincoln Center on Christmas

01:07:32.900 Day 99.

01:07:34.080 Yeah, man.

01:07:34.480 Shit got intense, huh?

01:07:35.580 No, he happened to, he was a taxi driver, and I had just bought a conversion van in Charlotte,

01:07:40.780 and I drove it up to New York for Christmas.

01:07:43.280 Mm-hmm.

01:07:43.460 Now, I'm leaving New York, I'm on my way to the Lincoln Tunnel, and a cab driver hits

01:07:48.420 my van after I passed him, and I asked him, why did you hit me?

01:07:53.880 I mean, I was past you, and he said something dumb.

01:07:56.540 I don't even remember what it was, but at that particular time, remember, y'all, this was

01:08:00.900 in 99.

01:08:01.580 I still had that New York mentality.

01:08:03.140 Mm-hmm.

01:08:03.320 Uh, I, I dragged him out of his car by, um, his ankle and beat the dude up, and, um.

01:08:10.280 You went to jail for it?

01:08:11.200 Yeah.

01:08:11.540 I went, I went to jail, um, in, uh, Manhattan, um, um, and what happened was I had to pay his

01:08:19.140 hospital bill, um, restitution, uh, you know, COB good program for a year.

01:08:26.020 Type shit.

01:08:27.140 Were you in, uh, were you in jail for Christmas?

01:08:29.900 No, um.

01:08:31.540 You ever been in jail for Christmas?

01:08:33.420 Yes, once, and.

01:08:34.840 What's it like in there?

01:08:35.600 What's that like?

01:08:36.260 It's, it's, it's not good.

01:08:38.660 I was locked up in Charlotte, um, over the holidays.

01:08:43.560 It's, there's a lot of guys that are unhappy, you know, guys are depressed.

01:08:49.580 Um, I think I got out two days after Christmas, or, you know.

01:08:54.380 Yeah, um, but that was okay.

01:08:56.580 Um, I got out and was crazy, um, because this was with me and my second wife.

01:09:01.600 Once again, I had a young lady who, you know, would drink a little, things would go on here

01:09:07.020 and there.

01:09:07.940 Um, once again, another good girl, but, you know, it just wasn't right.

01:09:15.940 And, um, I was in jail for over, like, the Christmas thing, and, um, but, once again, now we have a very good relationship.

01:09:25.720 She's the mother of my daughter, Unique, and my son, Tariq.

01:09:28.420 Um, I was young, she was young.

01:09:31.880 And that's it.

01:09:33.100 Yeah.

01:09:33.520 That's life, man.

01:09:34.600 Young people, you know, with, um, issues, you know.

01:09:40.580 Oh, yeah.

01:09:40.980 Who, every young person have issues.

01:09:42.720 And then you're always young to another age, so it's like, the issues never stop.

01:09:48.260 Um, have you ever learned anything from a passenger?

01:09:51.120 Like, has there ever been a passenger that you really learned something really valuable from?

01:09:54.360 Yes.

01:09:55.500 Yes.

01:09:56.140 Yes.

01:09:56.600 Um, I've had some passengers that I was talking to one day.

01:10:00.020 It was an old couple.

01:10:01.820 Old couple.

01:10:02.840 And, um, I was talking about my multiple failed marriages.

01:10:06.780 And they set me up, y'all.

01:10:08.540 Um, the lady said to me, oh, let me guess.

01:10:12.800 You did your 50%.

01:10:14.340 They did their 50%, right?

01:10:15.880 And I'm, I'm all proud.

01:10:17.280 I'm like, yeah, but it still went, went wrong.

01:10:19.620 And they said to me, you know what?

01:10:20.720 That's where you effed up.

01:10:21.920 I mean, this old couple, they started getting aggressive.

01:10:24.780 They told me that I was supposed to do 100%.

01:10:27.540 And she was supposed to, she was supposed to do 100%.

01:10:30.620 And that's where people mess up.

01:10:32.780 And they had been together.

01:10:34.200 They were in 80s or so.

01:10:37.920 All their life.

01:10:40.360 They told me 100%, 100%.

01:10:42.960 You know?

01:10:44.540 Yeah, it's interesting.

01:10:45.340 Because you think about it differently, kind of.

01:10:46.900 That's a different, that's a different approach to a marriage to a day.

01:10:50.100 Yeah.

01:10:50.700 Oh, just because now there's two of us, we each have to do 59.

01:10:52.880 Now there's two of us, we both get to do 100.

01:10:55.100 They said you have to do 100% all the time.

01:10:58.080 That's beautiful, man.

01:10:59.340 You know?

01:11:00.380 And another thing they told me, the man told me, he told me to tell her,

01:11:05.300 yes, dear, twice as much as you say no, dear.

01:11:11.060 Yep.

01:11:11.460 Have you ever driven any Asian people or anything like that?

01:11:20.000 No, I haven't had any Asians.

01:11:22.100 I've had athletes, entertainers, some very, very, very rich people over the years.

01:11:32.220 Regular people.

01:11:33.060 I really love the coming, man.

01:11:34.980 Oh, yeah.

01:11:35.360 I love the, you know, like the Saturday night people.

01:11:39.020 You know, those that are looking to have a good time.

01:11:41.540 Especially South Carolina, man.

01:11:43.120 You got, they got such a good energy over there.

01:11:45.360 Yeah.

01:11:45.620 You know, because y'all almost got, y'all got the palmettoes kind of milling around.

01:11:49.220 You got big energy over there.

01:11:51.140 You got the beach, not too far away.

01:11:54.760 You know, I mean, from North and South Carolina, they have a good location.

01:12:00.820 Yeah.

01:12:00.920 Because you have the beach, whether it's Myrtle Beach, let's see, Charleston.

01:12:12.200 You know, you have Fayetteville that you figure two, three hours away going east.

01:12:17.100 Then you have two, three hours away going west.

01:12:19.960 You begin to go into the mountains in North and South Carolina.

01:12:23.120 You go a little further.

01:12:24.240 You're over here in Tennessee.

01:12:25.820 I mean, it's great.

01:12:26.680 We don't get snow.

01:12:28.360 You know, we don't really have to worry too much about the hurricanes.

01:12:31.500 I mean, it's great, but you definitely have to worry about mosquitoes.

01:12:35.120 And you got to worry about these bad bitches pulling up.

01:12:37.720 Man, they got the women down here.

01:12:40.360 Oh.

01:12:40.600 Because the South has the women, and since the weather's a little warmer, you know, the

01:12:43.800 women wear a little less.

01:12:45.620 You know, make a man burn out his retina or something, man.

01:12:49.300 I know, bro.

01:12:49.920 That's why you got them glasses, bro.

01:12:51.560 Detach a cornea looking at them, man.

01:12:54.080 You know?

01:12:55.180 Wow, bro.

01:12:55.920 I thought you hurt my own neck.

01:12:57.020 That's what really happened.

01:12:57.940 That's why you had that thing.

01:12:58.700 Oh, you hurt your neck.

01:12:59.160 Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:13:00.340 That's like, I tell people, since I have this fused neck, I be telling them, man, hey, my neck

01:13:05.260 is on a swivel.

01:13:06.060 I mean, it's like this now.

01:13:08.100 That's another thing that...

01:13:10.600 What?

01:13:12.200 It's good for the ladies.

01:13:13.080 I got a metal neck, brother.

01:13:14.320 Oof.

01:13:15.060 Yeah, man.

01:13:15.700 We gonna be, yeah.

01:13:16.420 I got a metal neck.

01:13:17.960 You know?

01:13:18.500 Hey, you got time, miss?

01:13:20.920 We gonna be here for a while.

01:13:22.300 Yeah, I got that.

01:13:22.960 Oh, here come old metal neck.

01:13:25.540 You know what I mean?

01:13:26.620 Yeah.

01:13:27.480 You know?

01:13:27.920 Like, God dang.

01:13:29.300 That's like just attaching your kitten to a little hitching pose, baby.

01:13:32.580 Here come old metal neck.

01:13:34.440 Put some money in the meter.

01:13:36.000 Man.

01:13:36.600 We gonna be here.

01:13:37.460 See, four, five, six, seven, and eight.

01:13:39.420 It's all fused.

01:13:40.180 It's titanium.

01:13:41.300 But most people, they don't have this type mobility.

01:13:44.380 I mean, most people with this much surgery, they're a little messed up.

01:13:47.840 Yeah.

01:13:48.540 Not this though.

01:13:48.920 For some reason?

01:13:50.340 Nah, man.

01:13:51.120 I mean, the only thing that I can't do is hardcore things.

01:13:56.480 I don't lift up stuff.

01:13:57.660 I can't run because my back is fused.

01:13:59.540 But I'm 60, 61.

01:14:00.780 I'm not playing basketball no more.

01:14:02.320 So where am I running?

01:14:03.320 You're chilling, bro.

01:14:03.820 All you're doing is running into your future, Stan.

01:14:06.980 And that's what sounds exciting.

01:14:09.400 What I do love, man, is that you're still excited about your life.

01:14:11.460 You're excited about your future.

01:14:12.480 You're excited about, like, you know, love, making love.

01:14:15.180 You're continuing to have love out of the people you have in your life

01:14:18.300 or the possibility of new love coming into your life, man.

01:14:20.900 That's what life's about, man.

01:14:22.400 And I think that's one thing that just your energy is infectious, man.

01:14:26.300 It's electric, y'all.

01:14:27.260 It's electric.

01:14:27.720 If people want to see you, when they come in, we'll put your info so people can reach out.

01:14:32.020 And chauffeur with Stan, man.

01:14:34.920 It's a one-of-a-kind adventure.

01:14:37.680 I'm telling y'all, it's the Stan experience.

01:14:40.380 We got picked up, man.

01:14:41.640 It was me, my buddy CB, my buddy – who else was with us?

01:14:48.140 It was three guys with you.

01:14:49.980 Oh, it was my buddy CB, DJ, Parker, and me.

01:14:55.360 Yeah.

01:14:55.680 That's it.

01:14:56.020 My tall friend Parker was there, too.

01:14:57.840 It was a tall guy.

01:14:59.080 Bruh, and we pulled up at that Wendy's, bruh.

01:15:01.260 We pulled up at the Wendy's and told that lady at the front you was a domestic abuser.

01:15:04.280 Remember that?

01:15:04.820 Yeah.

01:15:06.120 We had the young lady at –

01:15:07.640 And she was still flirting with you.

01:15:09.180 At the Wendy's, tongue-tied.

01:15:10.700 Yeah.

01:15:11.220 And she was still flirting with you.

01:15:12.900 She tried to give you an extra little freezer cup.

01:15:17.280 Nah.

01:15:18.280 I mean, nah-uh.

01:15:19.240 And then that lady – remember, we had to pull her forward to get that last sandwich.

01:15:23.080 When they say that shit, we're the only person in line.

01:15:25.380 Like, can you pull forward and wait?

01:15:26.520 Yeah, that's right.

01:15:27.960 Yeah, you know what I was talking about, pull up.

01:15:29.520 And I happened to look in the mirror.

01:15:30.940 I'm like, what?

01:15:31.460 Is there a crowd behind us or something?

01:15:33.780 You know what I mean?

01:15:34.760 Bruh, just make four sandwiches.

01:15:36.940 It's like they can make three, but they can't make four, man.

01:15:39.700 Yeah.

01:15:40.180 They had to come up talking about, oh, it's a special order.

01:15:43.640 Yeah.

01:15:44.200 Dang, bruh.

01:15:44.960 I mean, that's what you do.

01:15:46.220 Yeah.

01:15:46.980 But blessings, man.

01:15:47.800 That was a great experience.

01:15:49.180 We had a great time, man.

01:15:50.120 I just want to thank you so much for coming and hanging out.

01:15:51.840 Now, so anybody could be a chauffeur, but it takes – it's not just you driving.

01:15:57.760 It's driving an experience for people.

01:16:00.920 It's setting yourself secondary to your customer, making sure to keep space between you and the car in front of you.

01:16:06.820 Yeah.

01:16:07.080 Keep your head on a swivel.

01:16:08.960 And –

01:16:09.580 Make sure that they have a good time.

01:16:11.440 And make sure that they have a good time.

01:16:13.020 Yeah.

01:16:13.200 That's what Stan does, man.

01:16:15.020 Stan, thank you so much, bruh, for spending time and hanging out, bruh.

01:16:17.780 All the love.

01:16:18.500 Good luck to the Gamecocks the rest of the season, man.

01:16:21.080 Yeah.

01:16:21.860 Thanks, Theo.

01:16:22.700 And maybe we'll get to do this again sometime.

01:16:24.920 Hey, brother.

01:16:25.920 Anytime, man.

01:16:26.700 I mean, I'm in Columbia.

01:16:30.000 This is only – if I – I'll get my Jeep and drive here, man.

01:16:34.160 This is only seven and a half hours away.

01:16:36.000 77 straight to Statesville.

01:16:37.600 Make that left and get on I-40 and get off right over here.

01:16:40.260 Man.

01:16:40.720 What's the longest ride you ever had to take somebody on, man?

01:16:42.940 I took some people from Columbia to Jackson, Mississippi because they are restauranters.

01:16:52.020 They have a restaurant in the Columbia Airport, and they were opening up one in the Jackson, Mississippi Airport.

01:16:56.640 We were there for three or four days.

01:16:59.040 I drove them back.

01:17:01.060 That was a nice little drive.

01:17:02.660 What was the tab on that one, you think?

01:17:04.220 I have no idea.

01:17:05.440 You don't know.

01:17:05.760 That's not your deal.

01:17:06.540 No.

01:17:07.180 I've taken some other people to Orlando down to the hotel.

01:17:13.080 I guess they were going to Disney.

01:17:14.660 But as a New Yorker, I'm conditioned to drive up to the Bronx at a phone call.

01:17:20.700 Somebody call.

01:17:21.480 Hey, man.

01:17:21.980 This, that, and the other is going on.

01:17:23.280 You know, family.

01:17:25.400 I may have to go.

01:17:26.860 You know.

01:17:27.680 Any ladies of the night?

01:17:28.900 You ever drive any ladies of the night?

01:17:30.840 Any escorts or anything like that?

01:17:31.720 Oh, my God.

01:17:32.660 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:17:33.760 Really?

01:17:33.940 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:17:35.580 And at one point in Charlotte, I was the driver for this dude that had about three or four girls who stayed at this house.

01:17:44.520 He told me he was their manager, and I was their driver.

01:17:50.600 One of the young ladies, you know, she picked me, and I drove them to their appointments.

01:17:57.900 But like I told the girls, I'll drop you off.

01:18:00.400 I'm not sitting outside.

01:18:01.340 I will come back and pick you up because if you're sitting outside, then you're part of the organization if they get arrested.

01:18:08.200 No, no, no, no, no.

01:18:08.900 I'm transportation.

01:18:09.700 I'm paid transportation.

01:18:10.820 I drop off, and then I come back and get them.

01:18:13.760 But I had to leave them alone.

01:18:15.840 I was making a little money off them.

01:18:17.540 And then one day, the guy.

01:18:19.920 The manager?

01:18:20.960 Yeah, the manager.

01:18:21.760 I think he called himself script or something dumb like that.

01:18:24.760 He said to me, hey, yo, Stan, man, I need to talk to you about a payment arrangement.

01:18:29.100 I'm like, a payment arrangement?

01:18:30.280 What you talking about?

01:18:31.300 He going to say to me, man, do you think I can pay you in pink?

01:18:35.140 I said, in pink?

01:18:36.300 What the fuck you talking about?

01:18:37.560 He said, man, like the females.

01:18:39.060 I told him, no, dog, I don't want that nasty shit.

01:18:41.760 I got a woman home.

01:18:43.060 I get out my bed for green.

01:18:44.420 Now, that's what you can pay me.

01:18:45.760 Green.

01:18:46.180 Money.

01:18:47.860 You know, pink?

01:18:48.520 I don't want no pink.

01:18:49.540 And what did it seem like, them ladies?

01:18:51.040 It seemed like they were doing okay?

01:18:52.180 Because that's a fair job.

01:18:53.280 They just out there getting their money.

01:18:54.860 Brother, dumb young ladies are all cute.

01:18:58.560 All of them look nice.

01:19:01.020 Monday, Mondays and like Thursdays, they're going to do their nails.

01:19:06.140 Something like Wednesdays.

01:19:07.660 Wait, Thursdays would be nails and hair because they got to get ready for the weekend.

01:19:11.920 Monday, they trying to straighten themselves up from the weekend.

01:19:17.220 Yeah, Tuesday and Wednesday hit the gym a little.

01:19:19.440 Yeah.

01:19:20.000 They were cool.

01:19:20.680 What I didn't like was when the girls would try and flash to her like me.

01:19:27.760 Whoa, wait a minute.

01:19:28.700 That shit doesn't impress me.

01:19:29.880 Matter of fact, put that away.

01:19:31.320 I don't need that.

01:19:32.020 Nah.

01:19:32.580 Uh-uh.

01:19:32.900 Nah.

01:19:33.220 Uh-uh.

01:19:33.580 Put that away.

01:19:34.600 That's not part of the thing.

01:19:35.900 You know?

01:19:36.320 Yeah, because that's a big industry, man.

01:19:37.780 You know, I have friends that are working sex work and stuff like that.

01:19:39.940 And that's a big industry.

01:19:41.020 And, you know, what else was I thinking about?

01:19:44.020 Well, um, oh, yeah.

01:19:45.800 Let me see this.

01:19:46.600 Oh, yeah.

01:19:47.060 Oh, this is one more thing.

01:19:48.180 Actually, I want to say this.

01:19:48.960 Is stabbing someone above the waist worse than below the waist legally?

01:19:52.480 Stabbing someone above the waist is generally considered more serious legally because it

01:19:56.340 increases the risk of severe injury or death.

01:19:59.220 Legal consequences for stabbing above the waist can be harsher as it may be classified as

01:20:02.820 attempted murder.

01:20:03.800 Mm-hmm.

01:20:04.320 That's it.

01:20:04.720 Stabbing below the waist while still a serious felony may sometimes be considered less immediately

01:20:08.720 life-threatening unless it causes delisability or hits major arteries.

01:20:18.740 So that's it, man.

01:20:19.900 Yeah.

01:20:20.340 Hit them low, boy.

01:20:21.680 They don't see you coming, baby.

01:20:22.960 Man.

01:20:23.680 Hit them low.

01:20:24.740 Stan, we love you, bro.

01:20:25.820 Thank you for pulling up, man.

01:20:27.020 Blessings to you.

01:20:28.340 Yes.

01:20:28.540 And we'll see you in the future, baby.

01:20:30.220 Yes.

01:20:30.560 And other than that, people, if you're looking for me, you can also keep an eye on the OG

01:20:37.260 poet because I do poetry, y'all, and I'm fierce.

01:20:40.080 He is.

01:20:40.900 I've heard him do something last time when we were in your car right before you dropped

01:20:43.680 us off.

01:20:43.960 You did a couple for us.

01:20:45.720 Maybe we'll have you come back and do something next time.

01:20:47.380 I understand.

01:20:47.960 Yeah.

01:20:48.320 Other than that, people, y'all know how to contact me.

01:20:51.100 They all give y'all like the avenues to contact me.

01:20:55.660 And if you want me to come do some poetry, I got something for y'all.

01:20:58.440 Yeah.

01:20:58.880 We'll make sure that all your information is in there, dude.

01:21:01.000 Yes.

01:21:01.480 And that people can.

01:21:02.400 But there's just nobody better.

01:21:03.900 If you want to have an experience in Columbia, South Carolina, I don't think there could

01:21:08.040 be a better one.

01:21:08.760 Nah, I got y'all.

01:21:09.920 We're going to have a good time.

01:21:11.040 Than with this man right here.

01:21:11.860 Thank you, Stan.

01:21:12.480 All right.

01:21:12.800 Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:21:18.800 I must be cornerstone.

01:21:23.920 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:21:29.400 I can feel it in my bones, but it's going to tell you.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - October 22, 2025

#619 - Stan the Chauffeur

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