#668 - Cristina Mariani
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Summary
Comedian Christina Mariani (Kill Tony, Kill Tony) joins Betsy and Amanda this week to talk about her stand-up comedy tour Kill Tony, her love of the JERRY CURL, and her new song, Shine On Me, written and performed by Christina.
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You know, America's 250th birthday is coming up.
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And who's even going to blow out the candles, I wonder?
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Probably maybe Thomas Jefferson will come down from the clouds
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Somebody is going to come on down and just huff and puff them cake candles out.
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and an iconic summer like this deserves an iconic drink.
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From their beginnings in the foothills of Tennessee, yeah, that's where they started,
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to the biggest 4th of July yet, the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew
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is the perfect companion to your American summer adventures.
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And you know, I get that taste of Mountain Dew in me,
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and just, oh, just makes my ankles start talking to each other.
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or find it in stores near you at mountaindew.com.
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Just a reminder that Busboys the movie is available
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to stream at home on Apple TV, Prime Video, YouTube.
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You can see all the options at busboysmovie.com.
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We've also got some DVDs available if you're into that.
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And thank you to anyone and everyone who helped support our movie.
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Today's guest is a stand-up comedian out of Austin, Texas.
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Thank you for coming, and thanks for adjusting your time
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You know, for a second I thought you meant you were going to do my podcast,
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That's why I asked if you could do it in the evening.
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I'm glad that you would think about me being on there.
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What do you think if you had to pick a hat for a guy that's sitting in here?
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Oh, I thought you mean, look, I honestly, I thought it gave me a little street cat.
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I thought you look closer to being like a BG black guy.
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that's true you never see a black guy with a mullet but you know what you know you know what's
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i think is something that should come back is the jerry curl that's what he was saying
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you and zach were just mentioning that well she was talking about mullets and i said she was like
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if he was it's a long story we're talking if you were black and he had a mullet i said i think
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that's a jerry curl oh that's what a jerry curl is i didn't know oh that's a jerry curl baby okay
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sorry and it's hard to call you baby too also that's insane and that's very unprofessional
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and it's not cool i felt like you were being a narrator not you theo just the narrator of the
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thank you yeah yeah i wasn't trying to be offensive no i didn't think you're like
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you you said i was aloof that was worse okay that was before we were rolling yeah yeah but
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now everyone knows if i'm being weird it's because you called me aloof and now i'm in my head about
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it okay um oh sorry okay um your hair looks nice how about that can i say that yeah you're very
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funny too let me say that first okay cool yeah and your hair looks really nice it looks different
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than the last time I saw it yeah I got banged um just yeah I just wanted to try it and how does
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yeah how does a bang choice come on I know that's how um you know every once in a while something
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happens during the month for girls and you just get more testosterone and then you start making
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decisions oh really yeah I feel like that's when I make all my important decisions is around my
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period you mean something ovular oh just like because you get way more testosterone in your
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body when you're about to that's why we get so angry because we're closer to you guys um when
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we're about to get our periods we're the closest to guys so then is that is that is that really
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what happens i'm pretty sure i don't want to like we can fact check no bring it up but so so you get
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more testosterone right out of there because why is it because you have to hatch an egg kind of
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deal or like is the body need more power or need more that's not a good way to say it somebody's
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gonna get upset no matter what i say here but about uh power or just like you know what is the
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what do they need more testosterone for do you feel like um i don't know i have no idea i feel
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like it was just your body punishing you for not having a baby that's what a period is that's what
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the it's like now you get to be a man for a week but then if you and what branch of christianity
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says that i don't know i i don't know are you religious you're a little religious yeah i believe
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in god you know right and uh uh yeah and i like jesus dude so that's where i'm at but no i yeah
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i have faith for sure yeah that's cool and you're part to you're part-time religious are you i uh
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grew up really religious i grew up really catholic so but then uh you know in high school i was like
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i don't know i don't know if i believe in this and then now i'm like kind of into crystals and stuff
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oh yeah and like but i'm spiritual i guess but you can't spell crystal without
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Cree like me oh no Christ Christ yeah okay I was thinking also Christ Christina is close
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wow so you yeah no matter what I was thinking about myself yeah
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um what was I even asking about oh no but tell me more about the um the ovular like the energy
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the ovular energy oh okay and how it led to the bangs kind of oh okay well I think I just um
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you know i was i think i always have these um things in subconscious like in the back of my
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mind these things that bug me but i'm able to ignore it for most of the month and then when
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i'm about to get my period they all kind of come to light and they really aggravate me you know
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and then i'd get like more insecure and stuff and then i just you know i'm like you know what i will
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get bangs why not because you get that testosterone and that confidence to just go for things you know
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okay so some of it feels like a confidence that comes in kind of like when you're angry i feel
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like you don't you don't have time to overthink things if you're feeling angry about something
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that's what's nice about feeling angry sometimes is that you're not overthinking that's a great
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point actually angry usually kind of leads to some sort of action yes and not always good most
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the time not good but you're not overthinking when you're doing it you know that's true like
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oh look at these definitive people who are making a bad choice yeah exactly i don't get really that
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angry though yeah well i think they look nice i think they look great or those are bangs huh
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thank you i like yours too oh thanks yeah i feel like we're kind of matching yeah we're kind of
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the same yeah we're like two different versions of britney kind of yeah it's britney bitch yeah
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and i'm tired well every girl always wants to be toxic britney i'm okay i'm with b i'm okay with
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being dancing in the foyer with the knife britney or whatever like then one of the newer ones okay
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like the second like the new testament a new generation yeah yeah oh this this is you i'm
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this one yeah i'm halloween britney i bet she got those bangs too it was a period decision i'm
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michael myers britney this is michael jackson myers britney right here this bitch is legit
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and you think those dogs how do they feel take me through this christina how do i think the three
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dogs staring at her like i don't i do you think those are employees the dogs are they emotional
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support dogs do you think or recreational ones i'm not sure one of them had cornrows i think
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along its back i don't know i always feel like emotional support dogs look sad oh you know
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they're just like imagine your friend is just like always making bad decisions and you can't
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say anything but you have to stare at them like oh yeah come on stop doing that don't fuck your
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again yeah dude i never thought about that and like yeah you don't do anything in the emotional
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support you just feed them it's like oh they're like you're fucking your life up you know like
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you're doing hair whenever i'm just laying over here with this vest on you know and people think
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i was in like the military or whatever and then they're like uh you want me to forget about it
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so you'll just feed me yeah and and dogs are good at that and forgetting about things if you feed
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them that's a good point i feel like cats would keep you more accountable and that's why people
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don't like them as much a cat would be judgy every time you do something wrong it would like go away
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and show you its butthole yeah you'd be like i fucked up and the cat wouldn't like you know
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that is quite a move what ethnicity move is that to walk off about 11 feet away show you their
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asshole and then just wander over behind a curtain what ethnicity yeah i like to i like to relate
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things to ethnicities like behaviors to different ethnicities okay so what ethnicity would like
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walk away show you their butthole and hide behind a curtain i'm thinking i'm gonna get a little
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flag for this but i'm gonna go i'm gonna go vietnamese gay vietnamese probably gay vietnamese
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i don't think they would hide behind a curtain oh you think it would just i think they would be
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proud mill around maybe pass a hat around yeah yeah they would show their butthole and then
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freeze freeze frame i bet you're wondering how i got here
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christina mariani is that how you say your last name yeah yeah yeah good uh thanks for hanging
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out today no problem theodore is that your full name theodore uh the adorable my grandmother said
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but she was a whore okay yeah i was gonna say uh she was no no i'm sorry i don't know no i was
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gonna say she was uh just like kind of a brave woman who did a lot in her community but yeah
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we'll go with that version of it horrible she was a different type of lady um yeah theodore
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that's my name right there i like it it's like i've been in the chipmunks yeah so you'd be the
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fat one yeah yeah oh dude yeah i think i feel kind of like i don't know i don't think you can
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say i think i feel fat because people that are thicker would be like upset like you can't take
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the feeling of being fat but not the the smorgasbord of it or whatever you could be like i feel full
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that's it right i feel like a full male i feel like i've been full for a few years
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that seems gay i feel like yeah i guess so it's the enemies guy too yeah like you haven't eaten
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anything in a couple days you're like i'm full yeah some dude saying that is definitely been
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being gay um have you ever been gay have i been gay yeah just like for fun no no i remember one
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time some guy was like he was saying he was like a soothsayer or whatever what's that a soothsayer
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soothsayer bring up an image of one let me get a jpeg of a soothsayer that kind of sounds like uh
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like that that doesn't look soothing at all well all these are options right the man talking to
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the horse the other britney soothsayer britney right there that's your grandpa the man talking
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to the horse but it was like it was just like some guy and he's like he apparently there was
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a guy in our town who could read your ribs by rubbing his fingers on him he could read them
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like it was almost like reading on a crystal ball or something okay and so he was like a rib reader
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right like a mystic okay and so i remember they would take us there like during the carnival or
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whatever the fair they would take us there and this guy would just kind of like you know he would
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kind of like read like the you know that's just your body braille right there your ribs yeah and
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you would kind of feel it like that and then give you a message okay like a message of hope or like
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a message of uh um concern okay i feel like the ribs is a funny thing to pick because you can only
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feel um skinny people's ribs and so that was a way to like filter out who he would touch
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i think he i think he was like the soothsayer was like i'm not touching fatties
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right like but i don't know i think look britney i think money doesn't have i don't know if money
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cares about how like which you know like but maybe yeah he maybe he maybe he had a type he
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had like a very like a starving type but yeah i guess it's like yeah let me just
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picture an obese person you know and you go to like look for the ribs and you've really got to
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like i would love that get in there it's like an easter egg hunt kind of yeah yeah i think i would
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dig that um you are from just some audience can learn about you because you you and i toured
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together some yeah yep and you're on tour right now yes i am right yep where you have coming up
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I, man, I just, fuck, I should have looked that up, right?
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That's where Mitch McConnell lives, somebody said, I think.
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That's what, anyway, or lives is a unique term to use with Mitch McConnell.
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but um didn't he just fall asleep the other day did you see that
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why he's a senator okay so he's just up to those like it's like those sleeping senator tricks you
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know like those what's those animals that play dead or whatever possums yeah yeah oh so he's
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just being a possum yeah he's just the opossum of the uh what is it senator mitchell mcconnell
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was found unconscious at his washington dc home on june 14th 2026 and reportedly received cpr for
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confirmed he was hospitalized they have provided
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like pressing the butt like they keep shutting him down
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a lot of people think that he's controlled right
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and so he's the guy that they keep pressing the button
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on him and shut it you know he's the guy that kind of shorts out
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I think he's definitely, uh, he's testing the matrix.
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ms right oh he's got parkinson's dude oh i feel bad making a joke oh no it's okay i mean he's a
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comedic actor i'm sure he's okay with joking around uh michael j fox in the advanced stages
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of parkinson's disease and also this is what you get for traveling through time
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is in the advanced stages of parkinson's disease which he was diagnosed with in 1991 while he
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deals with severe symptoms and mobility challenges he remains mentally sharp and active
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and you're still looking out of it like it's you inside but outside people think you're like a
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ghost or like a uh like a wookie or whatever you mean like if you're self-aware about how you're
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coming off to other people yeah or like does it feel like you're like just trapped inside of
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something that's having a problem or does it feel like you are having the problem i guess that's
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what i mean i mean um and sorry there's bugs in here oh it's okay it's not bugging me it just
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has a lot of bugs it's not no it's okay sorry no it's all sorry i'm taking on anger for somebody
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else you're fine with it that's fine you're from stockton it's okay you're a guy you always have
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anger that's true and you get it every once in a while every once in a while that's when i get
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stuff done i wait i write down the things that okay i'll do that when i'm about to get my period
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because i'm about to get anger that's a good idea like a period to-do list yeah yeah yeah so then
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i'm like i'll get to this i know when i'm gonna so that way i remember it's like all right time
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to you know um yell at my mom today no i wouldn't i love my mom well who knows if you do but time to
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like dig up that body or time to like you know go look for treasure time to do something something
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that's productive yeah yes put those two by fours up yeah yeah because then if not i'm just sitting
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with all that anger i need to use that energy um which is why do you work out i like that yeah i
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like to work out okay because of all the anger yeah you got to let it out somehow it does kind
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it makes me just i don't know it makes me here's what it does for me as i realize i need to let
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myself know that i'm in control of myself right because if not i'll be more at the whims of just
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like what my what my thoughts are so going to the gym making myself go puts me a little bit more in
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control of myself like it gives me a little bit more hope that like okay somebody's got my back
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and it's me okay yeah that makes sense a little bit of that doesn't make sense it completely makes
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sense i appreciate that if you complete tasks if you do things you tell yourself you're gonna do
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that builds your confidence and then you trust yourself because you're like i'm not a liar i
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said i was gonna do it and i did it you hate yourself when you're lying yeah yeah to yourself
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yeah oh dude yeah and that's oh i spent i got to the point where i didn't believe myself anymore
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i wouldn't even listen to myself i realized i would know i was saying something like i'm never
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that's not gonna you know like you start to lose like integrity with yourself it gets kind of like
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i don't know it can get it can you can get in like kind of a rough spot yeah because then you
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don't like yourself i mean think about somebody in your life that you know is a compulsive liar
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you don't respect them you don't want to be around them it makes you feel bad and then that
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thing is inside your head it's you then you're like you can't escape kind of like britney's dogs
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you know and then that's you in your head you're just like you know somebody corner on my back
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that's exactly what this is you know there's some things you couldn't make musicals it would
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be inappropriate right you can make movies about everything but you can't make musicals about
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everything i don't know if that's true i've been thinking one thing we do need more of is like
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wiggers the musical okay but see that's funny that's funny you could do that that's what about
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9-11 the musical what would you call it though 9-11 the musical yeah i don't know that doesn't
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seem appropriate it seems like no well I think you yeah you need a softer pitch the the title
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of the the title of it I think it's an interesting idea and I think if you had fundraising in it then
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it'd be I could see it but 9-11 the musical no fundraising who would be in it you need like
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kind of like a gay hero that survives the rubble a gay hero that survives well you have to have
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somebody that first of all likes being in a musical okay right so that's why you said yay
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i'm just i'm not saying it has to be would you not be in a musical you don't think i don't know
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i'd be in i'd be in it for 10 minutes can you sing i can sing all right i'm pretty good i'm
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not that great uh i'm i'm getting better i'm actually not that good well can you sing something
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no really yeah i'm not singing also and it's yeah i don't sing during the daytime also okay
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it's a nighttime activity yeah you know like being gay yeah yeah being gay is uh it's for the
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nighttime for some people i think it's nighttime i was just talking to my friend earlier about
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having a hot air but like they had this guy in our town and he would meet a friend they both were
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hot air balloon enthusiasts and they would go up in the sky and that's where they would hang out
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and just like i think they had a gay a gay energy and they would take it up there because there was
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just so much embarrassment here at sea level.
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went in separate hot air balloons and then they...
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They went their separate ways and then they...
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People started to kind of put two and two together.
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it's a new disney movie i guess it is um christina mariani good to see you today
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um can you tell me again about so did you can you bring that up about um if a woman is going
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through ovulation do they have is there more testosterone in the bloodstream i think it's
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like around their period not ovulation okay yes yes on average women's testosterone rises around
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the time of ovulation and then stays somewhat higher through the luteal phase okay yeah that's
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when you get your period and stuff okay but it is not highest during the actual period
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huh yeah it's usually the week before that i find is the most productive then i start to
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mellow out again once i start bleeding it's like so that pre-period that pre-drip kind of
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yeah yeah exactly and is that that might is that a crazy term to use pre-drip yeah i feel like that
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that makes sense because i don't want to be like unprofessional or whatever have you ever seen
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under the tuscan sun no is that a is that like a euphemism for a period or whatever no no no it's
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a movie but um the whole movie she's trying to open a faucet and it doesn't work and then at
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the end it just flows and she's happy that's kind of what it's like ah yeah oh like mad max or
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whatever when they finally get the water yeah yeah yeah yeah that's actually when it's like
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It's kind of like we go through a movie every month.
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Can you let me know how much testosterone, Trevin?
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Probably varies from person to person, the amount.
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Like, if you're lightweight about testosterone, then you just get fucked up on it.
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But you don't start, like, I'm trying to think.
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You don't just start, like, buying a Corvette or whatever, do you?
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in healthy women the mid-cycle rise in testosterone is small in absolute terms roughly 10 to 30 percent
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higher wow so take me on is this crazy to even ask you about no i don't think so okay you're
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from stockton right okay i just want to get a little bit about your life and then we'll go and
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yeah we'll come back and forth so take me through like how do you know if you're getting your period
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are you just like because is it almost like you get deja vu like you're walking and then you feel
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like is it feel like getting deja vu kind of um it feels like i'm start i i get obsessive anyway
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i'm kind of an obsessive person but then when i'm about to get my period i get really obsessive
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like almost i can't get out of my thought loops whereas i can snap myself out but then when i'm
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on my period it makes me fixate on certain things or certain things i thought i resolved then it
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brings it up again and then i just get real like obsessive i don't know how but that it's different
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for everybody i'm already obsessive so i think it enhances it you know okay um what was the question
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how did oh shit the question was like say i get a period right say i'm walking around town or
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whatever and i'm gonna get a period or whatever how do i know i'm gonna get it like do i like do
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you start to feel like you're like does it feel like your legs sweat or do you feel like so you
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said you start to feel a little um more fixated on stuff and you can notice it oh yeah it's super
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different than dude that's crazy bro yeah i get like two weeks where i'm like pretty happy like
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feeling good and then two weeks of just sled steady decline and obsessive and then you know
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like um do you always see how people perceive you the same way is it pretty constant for you
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that's a good question so like do i always think like yes i think i do yes i think i do i think i
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always kind of think people sort of perceive me the same way okay so i don't know what it is i
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haven't specified it but i do believe that yeah like for me i feel like sometimes people perceive
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me better and then when i'm on about to get my period i'm like oh everybody hates me it kind of
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gets like more darker like it's just kind of like real life but with like a cloud you know like a
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mean dark cloud that's just like and you have to like think no this isn't it's kind of like being
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on drugs but a really bad one you know like and it's a bad trip for two weeks but it's like it's
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not super intense i don't know i don't know how to describe it it's just no it's cool it's the
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most i ever even talked about it with somebody and it's interesting because it's just crazy to
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think that like maybe that's why women are so resilient and tough you know because they have
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like you know what I'm saying they got like an interior thing that's good they got like a
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they're going through like a mood they're going through like a how do you call it like
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almost like going through the four seasons in their body and in their like like so true in
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their mind and heart and everything they're going through all that so they're like they're constantly
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sort of having to monitor and see what's going on with themselves and and kind of uh come back
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a new kind of except it's kind of like uh summer and winter is what i feel like it's like summer
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and then winter just hits you just out of nowhere we had a neighbor lady and something had happened
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to her i'm trying to think what happened to her she fell out of a boat or something
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and it didn't and it was going too fast and she uh so after that something was on kind of unwell
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with her with her brain right she had a brain issue an overall brain issue and whenever she
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would get her uh period she would put uh like pot like hand warmers or something on okay and she
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would stand out in their yard down the street from us and she would always sing like deaf leopard or
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she would sing like uh lock up the wolves it's like it's like an old song but it's kind of crazy
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that she would that she was basically going through a menstrual cycle and she would sing
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lock up the wolves like so you think her about to get that's what made her do it did it help her
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feel better i think it probably did it was some sort of mechanism she was staying out on the
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like on the in the porch in the yard and kind of vibrate a little bit and she would sing like a
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couple different songs and one of them was lock up the wolves dear god how does that go uh bring
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up the lyrics to it lock up the wolves okay it's like a metal song yes that makes sense
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is it crazy if you approach a woman and asked her
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they don't or i'm sorry some of this stuff feels like i'm just like because i'm a girl you're
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asking about periods is that what you feel like yeah i just feel like it seems kind of cheesy and
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i don't mean to do it like that i just don't ever get to talk about it and somehow we ended up
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talking about it it's okay i wouldn't overthink it okay it's like this is what i would be like
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if i was about to get my period i would get in my head about oh my god is he i would still be
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thinking about the mullet comment earlier oh yeah and i wouldn't be able to be present i think my
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whole life i've been about to get my period probably well you're a guy so yeah exactly dude
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think about it if you're a guy you never even get to have your period you just have to do all the
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other shit the whole time you're on your period the whole time if you're a guy oh you are yeah
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that's like us on our periods is closest to a guy just baseline well what if a guy hugs you while
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you're on your like when you're writing that baseline is that like almost like a gay moment
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i wonder maybe maybe that's why it's like you know if you're straight you're just like no get
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away from you buddy yeah you only kind of want to be around like i don't know if you actually i
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don't really want to be around anyone oh going around my period time yeah i just wonder if we
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all should be wearing some sort of thing that tells how we're doing so people would know when
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we get approached not even ovularly yeah you can't tell though like people's vibe right away
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like oh they're not having a good day today yeah i think sometimes you can but sometimes i think
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there's a little of you don't know i met a girl at the gym today and she um i could tell she was
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something was a little bit uncomfortable but i didn't know what it was but then i just said
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yeah what's what's going on you know you seem like it is maybe having like a you're thinking
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about something maybe like because she was like at the gym trying to work out and you went up and
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hit on her i don't know like what's going on it can't be that i'm interrupting you working out
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i don't know i mean like that can't be it that could have been but i could have been a small
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part of it you know what i mean she's there trying to like meet her goal and you're like so
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so baby which hat which hat do you think what you're not enjoying this
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hey can i ask you about your period are you on it
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take me just just so our audience knows because some of our audience knows you a lot of it does
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but some of them might not okay right and so uh take me through a little bit of that if you don't
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mind okay so i was born in lodi california but just born there then i lived in stockton till i
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was like four or five and then i moved to italy um and then i moved back after a few years when
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i moved back when i was 11 and do you remember being italian over there oh yeah totally i uh
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really yeah yeah i mean six through eleven you remember things you know wow yeah yeah yeah and
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the the romans they're very are they romans some of them uh not all of them the ones in rome are
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romans and then the ones in tuscany just italians you know and how was it like being around being
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an italian child um you know the kids are a lot more brutal in italy they're like wild animals
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they'll just like beat you up you know here in america they're like mean with their words you
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know and like they're more psychological about it but in italy they just are mean or they just
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beat the shit out of you really yeah i remember when i first moved there me and my sister went
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to a birthday party and i think because we you know we're new um yeah all the kids started
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chasing us around and trying to beat the shit out of us and at first we thought it was like
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hide and seek or like tag like a kid game yeah and then we were just hiding like we were like
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really got really good at hide and seek we were hiding under the table we were calling our mom
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like please come get us but like in italian because it was in italy you know yeah but um
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so there was a level of like so they got the italians well they're very handsy well that's
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the thing so i guess it goes like even if it's violence or love or something like that that's
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And when they, I guess, do violence or whatever.
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but do you ever kind of like yeah do you ever like i don't know i guess i wondered if i because
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i like i'll like romanticize or like kind of like make something seem greater that was
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a long time ago just because right like what for example like the past was better you know
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but what's in something it could be just like um like when i was a kid if you wanted to know
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if somebody was at home you had to go over there and see if they were at home right okay like now
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you can have your mom text or you could text or send it uh uh just hit them in the chat or whatever
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but now but then you had to walk over there and you kind of get a clue sometimes their cars would
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be there car wouldn't be there sometimes maybe one of the parents would be home and they'd be
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home sick or whatever you'd even just try to go in and play anyway like yeah but you know but you
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had to go over there and so you had to create this like you know it was kind of like a little
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bit of sometimes you'd be too nervous to go ask you just go stay in there like i remember staying
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by my friend's door for like 10 or 15 minutes until one of his parents or somebody just came
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out or came by like what are you doing here you just stand there you're committed yeah i'm like
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i'm waiting is william home you know yeah yeah and you're like he's not home he's out of town
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or whatever but you know so i think something like that does that make sense you think yeah so
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like you but i romanticized it was tougher for you know kids had to do this sort of thing it's
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kind of a bad example i guess so that's not romanticizing if you're thinking it was worse
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or you think it was better i thought it was better because it challenged you a little bit
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where you had to actually go right it was just like i don't know things seemed a little bit
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more like you had to go and have an actual human experience to get a little bit of information
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yeah i mean that's what i mean i guess no yeah i get what you're saying i feel like
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everybody says like social media and like just how much access we have to the internet is killing
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human connection and i was thinking about it and i think it's killing like the small talk of human
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connection you know now you can't like you already know what they did like superficially now when you
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see them you have to like talk about your mental problems you know like okay i saw that you had a
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salad for lunch and you're going through a divorce tell me how you're feeling yeah like show me your
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croutons yeah exactly it's like now i know all the boring stuff yeah i'm trying to think of some
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things maybe that i romanticize but is romanticizing um healthy do you think the word am i using the
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right word yeah i mean i feel like if you romanticize something you're painting it with
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rose-colored glasses right that's what i'm saying it's not exactly like romantic but it just means
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you're looking back on something fondly even though that may not have been the way it was
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but what was the way it was isn't it better to romanticize everything then so that way you're
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like looking back at your life all romantical because like what's the alternative or something
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yeah even yesterday even this morning at the gym you know with the girl you could romantic
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with the harassment you mean yeah yeah yeah you could romanticize that you could be like it was
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unrequited love you know yeah it was and uh eventually the universe will bring you guys
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together in a more appropriate setting you know you know what those videos that are the wildest
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to see uh those reels bro some reels it's like it's too much it's like um 90 percent of your
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shower water is chemicals have you seen those reels it's like well yeah the ones that try to
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sell you the filters yes yeah i've gotten one oh yeah i got one i believe them i'm really gullible
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i'm a sucker for marketing do you know how many best bloody marys in the world i've had so many
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because they always say they're the best and i'm like i gotta see this for myself you know
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and i believe them why are they lying you know they're never the best they're not even close
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yeah yeah anyway sorry keep going no that's good but they're all those things are like that it's
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like uh did you know that your grandmother has forever chemicals in her you know it's like
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hugging your grandmother in the summer again that's a no-no it's like it's just like shit
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that's like what like we can't even hug our grandmothers now it's like oh the forever
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chemicals that not that nana has you'll never get it out of your arms you know if it was your nana
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it was still phyllis that's what the chemical because she's a whore i'm sorry it's a call back
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from earlier that's fair um but i haven't heard that about um hugging your grandma is that actually
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something that's like a no but it's just these things that you see it's like nosebleeds must
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be a f**k or whatever you know it's like it every reel is just something it's almost like it's just
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this bot that's making up two things and putting them together i feel like it is a lot of them it
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is bots that are doing stuff like that you know and then it's just like you hope and then it
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attaches some sort of thing like that's a product you know what i'm saying it's like nosebleeds must
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Yeah, so it's like two things that aren't related at all
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things that I see on AI all the time, or I don't know if it's AI
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have you seen the one it's like if your husband is in wilmington kentucky and you think he's here
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on a business trip thank again baby girl have you seen those damn no see if you can pull up one of
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those for me guys it sounds like they prey on people's fears most of the time like yes this
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is a fear thing well yeah that's because like people respond to fear that's like so if they
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make it seem urgent like oh this is gonna happen you know your grandma's gonna get cancer if you
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don't buy i don't know splenda right yeah something like that where it's like oh man i don't want
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grandma to die i don't want it to be my fault yeah i feel like they use that there's like here's one
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yeah what is this one your name is meredith and you live in nashville tennessee and you're dating
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kevin and he works at a car dealership run he's not just test driving cars baby run but there's
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like i see these all the time well that's not even trying to sell something do you think they're just
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being nicer do you think they're being shit stirs that's what i just know there's just so much
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everything out there i just think it is it's about fear like you just said it's like everything out
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there it's like it's just creating like oh my god you know i mean this guy's a snitch or whatever
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um so so okay so you grew up you grew up until 11 in italy and then you moved to where and then
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i moved to stockton again wow we moved back yeah you ever seen nate diaz over there no you know
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i feel like every time i've been on kill tony tony always asks me that and i did no no no it's
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okay it's that's the only thing stockton's really known for i think i don't think it's really nobody
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there's nothing else going on there no i never i never have what how would you describe stockton
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And then I was like, what would you say is about it?
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Because there's probably a lot of great things about it.
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I know there's a lot of missing people up there.
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So tell me a little bit more about Stockton then.
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i think when you grow up somewhere you think that's your baseline i think it's better to
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grow up somewhere that's not that great because then as i've moved around places everywhere else
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has been way better you know interesting yeah so um my baseline is low for where i lived because
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if you live somewhere like really pretty like um i don't know aspen then everywhere else you're
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going to be like or australia like you can you imagine and then you move to stockton but i guess
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i went from italy to stockton but i don't know that's a crazy push yeah it was a lot different
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for sure i lived in the mountains it was like in an isolated town in italy in italy yeah there's
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like 300 people corfino in corfino nobody even knows about it i feel like uh when you look it
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up on google it used to say human settlement it didn't even say like town or village wow that's
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Yeah, the whole town was basically like we could play hide and seek in, which was good
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for me yeah with the violence do you remember leaving it uh not really um it was really sudden
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our house is still like when i go visit yeah it's still my my room when i was like nine or ten
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there's still my toys yeah my parents still have the house we grew up in um but it's still like
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untouched it's like a time capsule yes it's crazy i go back and i was still playing with like barbies
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and they're still out and it's just there and it's crazy kind of that's wow that's stranger things
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dang and so uh why did your family move um i think my dad he's really ambitious he's always been a
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real like project starter and it's just a tiny town and he got stir crazy i think and so he was
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like i can't do this anymore um then he wanted to move back yeah i think also um just in those
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tiny towns you know people are in each other's business all the time and i think he got sick of
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that yeah yeah it makes sense to me it makes sense to me too i don't think i would want to live there
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now i think if i were to live there it'd be when i'm like you know retired it's really pretty you
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know like i could write up there a book or something you know oh yeah i always romantic
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that aren't married that just keep giving each other
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I thought that'd be a funny thing to write about
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I would write about growing up just people that I knew
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things that I thought about things that I think about now
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um i would write a book maybe a cook and so some of it would be words some of it would be
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recipes okay a little bit of that maybe words and recipes yeah a book is kind of like a
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bunch of words because sometimes i'm reading i get hungry that's a recipe huh sometimes i'm
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reading a book and i get hungry and i'm like oh yeah yeah no i get that it's kind of like watching
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a movie then you get hungry it's because your brain's preoccupied and it's nice to do something
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while you're right i want to do two things at once yeah you know yeah but also if you're reading or
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get hungry or you're in a recipes right there or a movie had a recipe right in the middle of it
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so you're saying like if um like a recipe movie like oh so it's not like die hard and then in
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the middle there's just a recipe for some reason yeah it is stops to like yeah it is that okay
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like that so he stops and he's just like okay let me make some food or like just read the recipe
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or does he go through with it then he goes back to killing german terrorists oh does now if you
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could get that would be cool if that person in the movie yeah like daniel day lewis is suddenly
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yeah yeah that's what i mean yeah helping you make like a tuna tartare or something i think
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something like that would be pretty wild you know or he's helping you make like a bouillabaisse or
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some kind of you know like a nice soup or something or cory spot or get uh gazpacho or something yeah
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or like untaken you know he's looking for his daughter but he has to eat still yeah now he's
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looking for ingredients it is covered all the ingredients cool yeah dude yeah i used to think
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of like a bunch of tv shows i don't think of that many anymore have you ever did you try to pitch
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television and stuff like once you got into hollywood did you try to pitch like on once you
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got into like entertainment oh i've just been working on some like things but i nothing that
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i'm like comfortable pitching or anything yet you know um but yeah i mean just being creative it's
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fun to like explore did you have a dream for like a sitcom type of thing like or did like
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what was kind of your motivation towards like getting into comedy like there was a time probably
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before my generation where a lot of people were like i want to get a sitcom you know
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and then now i think it's been a it's been a little bit more like i want to get a special
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and i want to get like my generation probably like uh i want to get a special or i want to
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get a podcast right maybe those things oh but yeah i wonder like yeah was it like what was
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some of the reason like that like that you kind of got into like being creative like in this way
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well i guess i've always really liked writing and um being artsy ever since i was a kid and then
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for a while i kind of neglected that part and you know like when you become a teenager and then
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college and then i was just kind of lost and how'd you neglect it what do you mean like drugs you
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went into nursing no no i i think just um you start other things seem to matter more than just
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being creative you know because like kids start bullying you and then you start worrying about
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what people think about you and I remember I used to never a lot of things that then I got insecure
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about I never knew I was just focused on like creating or like drawing or writing and then
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something like is like oh this matters now like all the social like aspect and then you know you
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gotta get lost and you got get sidetracked and then when I figured out what I wanted to do after
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I graduated college I was in insurance and I after a year I wanted to kill myself and I was like how
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did i end up being in an insurance job and then i started thinking what did i do as a kid that i
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made me like enjoy life so much and then i kind of started doing that stuff again and then i that
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plus things that scared me and so then i got into like trying to do comedy because that's something
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i always like wanted to do but i always was like scared and i thought it wasn't like something you
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could really do you know um did you see a certain comedian it made you be like that or did you see
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like it made you think like yeah because sometimes i don't remember if there's a certain comedian i
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mean maybe chris rock probably or i mean eddie murphy was like the biggest that people would
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pass from when i was young you know but then it was like uh yeah i don't know i'm trying to think
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of all the ones i mean there was like john caparulo there was like um i'm trying to think
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it was like a certain comedian that really got me into it one time i just went to a comedy club they
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gave you free tickets they would call all the time and get free tickets and i'd never been to a
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comedy club i'd seen comedy like uh on television and stuff like that but i'd never seen it live
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yeah and so i went to a live show and i was like oh my god so this is how it works and like
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somebody gets up there and they do this and then people laugh and everybody's just like
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in a room having a good time i was like this is so fascinating i needed that like exact direct
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proof of like seeing it you know interesting what about you i never had like a comedian that i saw
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i just always liked to make people laugh for some reason when i was a kid to the point where my
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mom would get annoyed with me because i wasn't that funny when i was like yeah i would try to
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make people laugh because for some reason i loved when they laughed at something i say and then i
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would repeat it over and over again and then my mom would be like you gotta shut up that's just
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fucking annoying and um i would always want to make my dad laugh because i felt like i got
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his approval when he laughed he was pretty strict dad you know so then when i could make him laugh
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he wouldn't laugh at anything i would feel like so then that was something too like um like making
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a black guy laugh kind of kind of yeah absolutely that was my dad he was um he's a black guy of the
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family yeah he's the black president father though he very much oh yeah yeah like he was
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yeah um but uh I forgot what I was saying I'm sorry um oh no yeah so I was I just like to make
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people laugh always and I like to create and so even when I got into comedy I didn't have like
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oh I want to get on a tv show or anything I just really liked doing it and I just knew it felt
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right and so then i just like like to write and get on stage and perform it and so i've just been
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kind of like oh this i just love to do this and um i like exploring other avenues too but this is
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like the thing i really like to do has touring been tougher than you thought has it been a good
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time are you enjoying more when you just get to be at home um you seem to be out there a bit yeah
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i really like it i like uh going to the airport i like being on a plane i like being in hotels i
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like the whole experience really yeah it's like relaxing i don't know uh why like being on a plane
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is relaxing all i gotta do is think i like to just like close my eyes and just think will you sleep
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on the plane sometimes i can't i can't sleep but i'll like get like relaxed kind of daydream you
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know like and just think about things oh that's probably a good that's a good call yeah it's it's
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nice you know um yeah oh yeah dude the other day i was on a plane and my friend that was with me
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he had to freaking do uh cpr on somebody on the plane yeah what what airline and i was like it
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was on delta and i was like dude do not go do cpr they're like does anybody know cpr and he
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raises his hand i'm like dude do not go do cpr right now dude because he couldn't do it did he
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i didn't know if he could do it he's like dude i can do it i was like dude cannot you cannot do it
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he had a couple drinks i was like you cannot be have a couple drinks and do cpr on somebody
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but i mean yeah what if he threw up in his mouth
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what if that then brings the guy back and then he throws up and they keep throwing up in each
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other's mouths but they're both alive yeah at least oh yeah oh that's romantic yeah um
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so did he did he do it did he give him cpr man and they got the guy going again they got him
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back up they puffed him up to almost 200 psi filled him up that sounds good um do one time
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i told the story before but one time i was at a restaurant it was like a breakfast breakfast buffet
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and magic johnson was there and somebody started they needed cpr or whatever
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so this guy like it was at a table it's like a kind of a nice place and so they just kind of
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bring out one of those like you know those folding walls those chinese folding walls or
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whatever that they bring out like a section or like a section like origami yeah it's like a
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sectional that oh okay yeah yeah uh i think origami's japanese anyways yeah like a panel
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thing just to make a right make it like a little area for something okay okay they bring they bring
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one or two of those out and they're just doing cpr behind this these like little sectionals
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while we're all the rest of us are supposed to be eating and you can hear him like hammering away
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on this dude like they're doing like baritone shit on him and we're all like when do we eat
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like because it's like because it's buffet it's nice and it was like on the plane no this was
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awful plane oh okay i thought i was picturing this was all on a plane i was like there's a
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buffet on the plane no this was at a hotel delta's really stepped up this is at a hotel okay and uh
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so everybody starts looking at magic johnson to know when to eat because he just became like
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it's weird like in a tribe like somebody kind of becomes the leader and everybody just looks over
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at magic johnson we're like all waiting for him to eat and he had like a plate of little sausages
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i remember and everybody's just waiting for him to have a little sausage so we can all eat it was
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kind of crazy just like and then they got the guy going they got him popping you know you could hear
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him kind of gurgling a little bit and popping or something and uh and then he went down again so we
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all started eating and then everybody was like everybody had to like set their silverware down
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again and be like okay oh man you know that's that's crazy because um what that story tells
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me is that no one really cared about how the guy was doing everybody just wanted to eat and then
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they had to pretend because if not you look like a horrible person but everybody really just wanted
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to eat because it's like who is this guy and who sent him to ruin our meal that's kind of the vibe
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that i'm picking up on because if you're worried about hey can we eat you're not caring about the
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guy dying nobody gave a fuck that sucks dude oh here was the worst part though we kept seeing the
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dude that had saved because somebody saved him the first time and then that guy had been like
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pumping too hard he'd been like and i think his tries had worn out or whatever and he said his
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tries locked up because he had like a he'd been overdoing creatine or whatever i guess your arms
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can lock up if you have too much creatine what it's like the opposite of oiling your joints yeah
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i think he just because he was over there i mean seven or eight minutes they were over there just
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looking for oil in this guy dude they were over there pumping him and you could hear him and you
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know and like everybody's just like it was almost like everybody's like yeah and everybody's just
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waiting to finish their food which was getting cold you know and it's not like save the guy fast
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but it's like save him or don't save him don't say like dude i will say this at a certain point
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you started to kind of feel like hey this guy's had enough you know i'm saying like hey guys we
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all kind of feel like that's enough like we gave it our best shot the musical it's just it's 40
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minutes of cpr yeah so dan they get him popping and then he goes down again it's where he's like
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fuck fuck fuck you know and i'm like magic johnson help out like you you know go over there and
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fucking because he's so good at like dribbling it's like just go dribble the guy's fucking
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you know i'm saying you would think if he just would go over there and just double dribble the
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guy's heartbeat you know till it would get i don't know but that's just he just becomes black
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he's like oh shit and then he gets a heart attack bad hearts oh do blah blah blah i think so right
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That sounds insane, but I think they get sugar in their heart
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because they have a lot of – some black people have too much sugar
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because there's even people stopping them.
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I've seen a couple of black guys in my area.
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They'll have a shirt on that says, I can't have sugar.
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Black adults are about 30% to 50% more likely to die from cardiovascular disease
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Dude, you know, what was I thinking about the other day?
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like they will have some autonomous trucks out there.
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And the self-driving stuff kind of gets me a little bit.
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Have you seen the first time a Waymo sees a gay guy?
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I'm trying to think, see if you guys can find that.
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like it's parked behind like a Buc-ee's or whatever?
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and some lot lizard just climbs in the cab you know like one of those like kind of parking lot
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escorts or whatever she climbs in the cab and she's like what do they even do then yeah um i
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would think they would have the doors locked so you wouldn't lock specifically for lot lizards
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that like like to pleasure trucks i think you gotta let them in though you gotta give the truck
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the full experience that's true the truck is probably pissed driverless semi driverless
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semi trucks have started running regular semi indeed huh texas yeah semis from the autonomous
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truck computers and sensors that can see for more than four football fields the company is starting
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out with a single self-driving truck and plans to add more by the end of the year fuck that dude
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that's too much for me um what was your journey kind of when you got into comedy in the beginning
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um you said you kind of got it to be creative did you end up feeling did you try other outlets
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first like did you was there like music or was there well I used to um one thing I was scared
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of was leaving uh home because I feel like I've just always been just you know my family's really
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Italian really close they don't really like it when you leave you know so I was really nervous
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to like leave so that was the first thing I did that made me scared was leave and I knew they
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were gonna get mad at me but I did it anyway and I drove from California to Texas and then once I
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was um and before that i would do things like go to the grand canyon by myself for example and like
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um like to practice being out on your own yeah or to like practice just um yeah just being by
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myself and doing things that like i used to feel self-conscious about eating by myself in a
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restaurant you know so then i started just doing that to get over that feeling embarrassed like
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just feeling a lot of shame i did a lot of things to get over all these dumb things i feel shame
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about because i had a lot of guilt and shame i get from growing up i think catholic and so i would
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just i started doing a bunch of stuff to get me over that and um just not not care about what
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people thought anymore because that was i realized that that was keeping me prisoner in my own life
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and i wasn't able to like live it how i wanted and if i kept doing it i was just gonna wake up one
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day and be old and be like where the fuck did my life go i didn't even do what i wanted because i
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was so worried about what everybody else was thinking about me do you know how you kind of
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got through that moment i can relate to that a lot like recently i started like took a like i
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finished touring for like a long time and i've been touring for like i don't even know i've
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probably done half the weekends every year you know four days a week for 20 years maybe uh every
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other week so not all the time but i've been touring for a long time and now there's just
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like i have no comedy dates on the books i don't even have to do it if i don't want to it's like
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you know i do want to i'm feeling but it's like but for the first time i was like a little bit
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of me was like well who am i you know like yeah like i didn't have i always kind of define myself
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i think by like achievements like some sort of achievement and i don't even feel much reward
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from achievements but it's just the only way i knew to like have like to define myself for some
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reason. It's like a measure at least. Yeah. It was just something like, am I okay? Like,
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am I like, I guess, I guess this means I'm okay. Right. If I'm achieving something that I must be
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okay. Right. Um, so that, that's just been like such a spot where I'm at. Um, right now you mean
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like to, yeah, just recently I've been there. I'm just recently been there and I went into this
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plant medicine and, uh, and I like, but they record you while you do it, like while you're
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under it so then you can go back and listen to the recording after most of the stuff most of the
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stuff I was saying was just like am I okay am I okay am I okay it was like this like this voice
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inside of me just asking this all the time so do you feel like when you achieve things you can you're
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like okay well I must be doing fine because I did this and this and this but then you feel kind of
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empty inside because it's more like oh this is just something that everybody gets to see that
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you did but it's not really about you it's not really necessarily like do you know you're like
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the things you value do you live with like um doing things like oh I'm nurturing this thing
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that I value and this thing or is it more like oh this is the goal I need to achieve and then
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you kind of ignore what you value to get to it no I don't ignore what I value to get to it but I do
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I don't I think I haven't had like a lot of like strong list of what my values are I think I have
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them. I know I have them, but I've never really kind of listed them out. So funny you say that.
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That's kind of like what I'm working on with this therapist right now is like, well, what are your
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values? What are your beliefs? Um, and, um, and, and actually being able to see, okay, well, what
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I'm doing, does this go towards, does this like honor those or is this something that doesn't
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honor those? Um, so at least to give me more of like a, uh, a map, like kind of a chart of what's
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going on. Yeah. No, I just think I didn't know any way. Um, I didn't, I never felt like, look at me.
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I just felt like, well, what's a way that you can know you're okay. And it's like, okay, well,
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if I have to achieve something, right? Like if I do something then, and we get it done and everybody
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and, and, and it seems like everybody thinks it's fine, then it must be fine. You know,
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i just didn't have any i didn't have any other i'd never had a pattern built inside of me that's
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like well this is really what means something to you and this you know um does that make any sense
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i think so if i'm understanding it correctly um so it's kind of like you it doesn't feel almost
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though like then you're not super present in your life when you're focusing on like okay this is what
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i gotta do and then you're not really like really absorbing every moment and then that gives you so
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much anxiety because then you get to it and it's like oh well where'd all that time go that I got
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to this but I didn't even live and now more time has passed and now I got it but to what cost I
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didn't even like really spend the time enjoying it yeah yeah dude it's so crazy it's like you're
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reading what I was writing out yesterday yeah that's what this therapist was saying it's like
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well you have to take time when you have certain things that you're proud of that you recognize
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that with yourself okay man I'm proud of you you did a good job and or we did a good job or this
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is neat. Um, uh, and so, yeah, just, I never, I don't know. I never, I didn't have a strong
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other value system. Like, thankfully I didn't have like a strong immoral value system where
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I thought like crime or murder or stuff like that was okay. I knew those things, but I
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didn't have a much other sense of like, um, yeah, I don't know. I guess I just, the only
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way I knew how to be seen like like I guess if there was some sort of achievement then I was
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being seen I guess or something and and then that made things kind of okay but yeah at a certain
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point you're just like I I wasn't even there I wasn't even there yeah that's what it felt like
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I felt like I got to the end of this touring and I was like yeah yeah where am I and it's like and
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you and then you think but I should have been like really enjoying this the whole time but I
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was just in my head thinking about like either being hard on myself or like that's what it was
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that's what it is and then you're not like being really immersed in it and then it passes you by
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and it's like this is a cool thing everyone thinks it's a cool thing but I wasn't even really there
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like if I'm really being honest yeah and it's hard to separate that like wanting to do something
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just right and being present and just letting yourself exist without worrying about doing it
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bad you know because it's like you still want to be like well represented but then that's still
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caring about what other people think and it's not making you be in the i think about this stuff a
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lot too because i struggle with this stuff too yeah yeah that's how i can that's how i can read
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it yeah no as you're saying this i'm like damn that's so crazy i've had these thoughts too before
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because you get really in your head you beat yourself up all the time yeah people are like
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dude you're so hard on yourself yeah it's like i i don't know i i feel that some but it's like
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it's the only way i know how it's like it doesn't even feel like you're being hard on yourself when
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you do it it just feels like you're being realistic and you're being like well i'm just not an idiot
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and you see people all the time that are like not hard on themselves and then you're like well i
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don't want to be delusional like that because that's not helping them you know so if anything
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i err on the side of caution and i'm a little bit i see myself in a little bit worse than what
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probably is true just in case so i can improve from that does that make sense yeah um yeah you
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know but then but then you get to these milestones and you're like why was i stressed out for so long
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you know and then somebody will ask you on a podcast like what was your favorite part about
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touring and you're like fuck i was stressed out the whole time i don't even i can't even remember
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something like i obviously i was doing exactly what i want to be doing but i was so stressed
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out i didn't even like enjoy so much of it yeah and you're like fuck yeah it's kind of like an
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you get in like kind of this like paddle ball match with yourself or like this you get in like
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this uh padel what do they call it ping pong yeah yeah you're getting like this ping pong
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match with yourself but yeah I think in the end it's like I don't know it takes focus to like do
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certain things and it does take like um a lot of self-monitoring and stuff like I grew up with like
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a lot of self-monitoring like always kind of monitoring myself like is this okay is this okay
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do I seem okay how do I seem am I okay how do where do you think you got that from I think I
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didn't have anybody telling me that everything anything was okay so you had to guess kind of
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yeah so constantly guessing like i used to do like things like to soothe myself when i was growing up
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like i would rock on my bed all the time as a kid um like my brother and i's bed were on wheels and
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they would wake in the morning they'd be across the room like we would both have like rocked
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and sometimes they would be like kind of like over by like they were both trying to get out
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of the room like it was like cars trying to leave um like traffic jam yeah traffic jam um i used to
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walk like step on certain things like monitor where i was walking i used to swallow on both
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sides of my mouth like uh like bite your cheek kind of yeah yeah do certain things because just
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to create patterns so some so things would make sense to me in my life like because i think i
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just didn't i had no idea if anything made sense yeah and it was harrowing i think as a kid because
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then you're so inter you're just everything's internal you're like this sort of like a fish
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that fucking somebody put on some land no i feel like and let you be alive i feel like i um i had
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Will you guys bring it up just so we can say it?
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But also, maybe that's not the right word for this
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like do you know that sounds like a cartoon character sorry no no no but it but it didn't
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like um like being in space and then black holes and then i'd worry about a black hole forming
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right next to the earth and my mom wouldn't have the answers i'm like but how do you know but how
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do you know like that that can't happen and just stuff like that yeah so yeah when i heard i was
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worried a black hole that the music would be so loud in there in a black hole yeah and i'm like
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i'm gonna fucking hate that shit that's why i did not want to be an astronaut that's so funny that's
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so autistic you didn't want to do it for the loud noises well just allow music i'm like i'm gonna
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fucking call the cops they're gonna come over everybody's gonna get pissed they're gonna make
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a it's gonna be a world star video or whatever um what an existential crisis is an existential
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crisis isn't a formal mental health diagnosis it's a pattern of thoughts and feelings centered
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on big questions like who am i what's my purpose does anything really matter how should i live
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given that life is fine yeah that's literally what i would think about as a five-year-old
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and i remember just seeing other kids playing and stuff and i would just be like mom what's
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you know is the world gonna end you know like just stuff like that like uh yeah i had to worry
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too early i think i yeah yeah i think me too yeah worried all the time why do you think you
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had to do it though i didn't i don't know i think i just was curious i think it comes from curiosity
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isn't curiosity cool like it's like so double-edged sword because curiosity makes us want
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to create and ask things but then also curiosity is the reason for like i don't know bestiality
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for example right because it's like it's all coming from like a wonder what if oh yeah that's
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true bestiality i mean that's why the cat it got killed it's because of that because oh yeah and
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If they do like a mural of that, I don't want to see it.
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If a cat got killed through bestiality, I'm out.
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Sorry, I don't know how I got down that train of thought.
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We're talking about being curious and I don't know why I thought of that.
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No worries. I don't think we even know what we're talking about, but it's good.
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I'm following you and I think I know what you're saying.
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What if this whole time when we were talking, that's just what you were thinking about?
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I wouldn't let my brain just like, I don't let my brain just do that anymore.
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And then I'm like, okay, don't leave that tab open.
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You know, every now and then the one of them will get out of hand and I'll have to chase
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It's like a porn pop-up and you're like, fuck.
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We were talking about like as kids just being worriers too soon.
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You just find for some reason concern comes in too soon for a kid.
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I think when you're a sensitive kid, that's part of it.
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So like, but you don't know when you're a kid that you're sensitive.
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everybody else tells you you're sensitive but you don't know what somebody else's experience is and
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how they're perceiving the world so you only know like oh that really hurt and everybody seems to
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not feel that but to me it hurt really bad and now i'm being dramatic and i feel it so much
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or like and then you worry something's wrong with you yeah yeah 100 i always thought i was so weird
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and i always felt like yeah did you feel like that too oh i felt like my life was kind of a
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nightmare when i was a kid i'm not getting into like i'm not in like any woe is me shit but shit
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was kind of a nightmare and so i thought that that the outside is this reflection of me so i must be
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a nightmare like oh if this because you the world just centers around you you're a kid that's all
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you know so it's like fuck if everything's so fucked up out here then it must be it's a reflection
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of me i must be fucked up you know and that like i think when you for me realizing that well i think
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it just like i don't know it makes it makes a lot of things you're going uphill a lot it's up it's
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battle a lot yeah and um i think it's kind of like you know when you get older your taste buds
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decline i think um when you get older also like you get maybe less sensitive because you get more
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data and you get more used to like um certain experiences so then things don't feel as intense
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so you're still sensitive now but probably less than when you were like brand new you know yeah
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you start to get the hang like no matter what horse you're on you kind of get the hang of how
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it rides a little bit yeah so i feel like a lot less stressed out now than i did as a kid to be
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honest i feel like as a kid i was like peak like just everything was overwhelming and too much
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you know yeah and then i felt like how come everybody else seems to be getting along
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and i'm so weird and i'm trying to be like them but i'm not they're on to me you know that's what
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i always felt like i was trying to have to like i didn't always feel that a lot of times i felt
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like i was having to try to posture to fit in and i didn't really know where i fit in and also
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sometimes i was kind of glad that i didn't fit into just one place though like i think there
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was bits of all of that you know um but i do start to recently i start to like uh say thank you god
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for these things that happened right even if some of them are painful i can say thank you even if
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something was painful i can say thank you god you know because um that's the only way right like
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even if my like family stuff like i can still be very grateful to my mother for having me you know
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I can be very grateful to my father for having me like, um, instead of sometimes being generally
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like, I, sometimes I get in the space where I'm generally upset, but I, I can still find a lot
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of specific things that I'm have gratitude for. And that gives me like a different position to
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operate from, you know, for sure. I can sit there and think like, Oh, I'm upset at my mom about this
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or this thing happened or my brother or my boss, whatever. But if I can find some, Oh, thank them
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for this right and then that's kind of where i can hang my hat on with them you know and if my
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thoughts start to go down some of these other spaces i can put up some boundaries and say
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i'm not going down those spaces anymore just because it's not the best place for me to be
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does that make any sense yeah 100 and um it's it comes from self-trust and open-mindedness and it's
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a fine line that's what i've been thinking about too because i've been like is it that i don't
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trust myself or i'm open-minded i tell myself i'm open-minded but is that an excuse to not trust
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myself do you know what i mean like like um sometimes you want to be open-minded and not
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think oh i know all the answers because most of the time you don't know all the answers so you
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look for like you you're open to what people have to say and feedback which is good but then it can
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go too much to where you don't even listen to what you think and you're you know the gut feeling
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because with the excuse of oh i'm just being open-minded i don't want to be like i know
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everything you know does that make any sense so so then sometimes it's like oh the measure is if
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people are liking it but then if that's the only measure and you're not thinking like in your gut
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I'm not proud of that that's when you end up feeling like because I've done things where
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people have liked but then I've been like but you know that doesn't really reflect my values very
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much and I don't feel good about it even though it went viral I don't know if I really feel good
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about that oh yeah it's almost like you sold out a little bit because you didn't listen to the
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voice that was like but is that something you value even if everyone else likes it yes that's
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something i still value there's things that i've put out there like or that are out in the world
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that i wish sometimes uh i hadn't put in certain like could be a special or this or that but then
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some of it is i won't even be fair to myself i will hold myself to my older myself when i taped
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a certain special or something to a certain special only have two specials i will hold
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myself to when i tape the special or when i put a certain joke out there i'll hold my current self
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to those to the time at that time you know i'm saying yep like i'll hold the person at that time
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to my current like way of looking at the world so that's when i start to realize man you're too
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hard on yourself you're holding a past self to a current belief that is like if you watch somebody
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do that that would be it would be insane to watch somebody do that so that's when it's bad to
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romanticize something is when it holds you trapped into it you think romanticizing is good but then
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it's just making a story that's better than the current one and that's not good well sometimes
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romanticizing i think this is interesting because we're kind of bringing it back to that sometimes
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romanticizing is uh it's almost a savior way of like if you really had those moments from the past
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or those feelings like sometimes maybe you're grateful that your brain romanticizes them you
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know like maybe if you were trapped in a you know if you were like imprisoned for like as a prisoner
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or war and but there's you the thing you remember the most is like chats with the guards on a sunday
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right you know it's like um or being able to sit there in peace and meditators you know i don't
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know totally well it's like if all the stories in your head are not quite right why not make them
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good so that way you have like a good like story because if it's all made up anyway why not make
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up something fun you know instead of like making up something bad it's all made up like i think
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yeah dude yeah you're so true yeah i think real i started i think i'm just so funny i'm like just
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like in the past 10 days like in this place where it's like i'm realizing a little bit more the
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control that uh i have over how to frame some of my thoughts and frame some of the ways that i'm
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looking at things yeah and how kind of off some of it has been you know yeah and yeah i guess i'm
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grateful that i can still kind of learn and it's definitely a slow process i feel like i don't like
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to lie i don't i don't know every it's like i like to be where i don't know i like the comfort
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of the old thoughts and ways but it's just after a certain point it doesn't it's not serving you
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anymore yeah i feel like it's like um it's like going on a diet or eating healthy but with your
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brain so like when you're like reframing things expressing gratitude being present that's you
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eating healthy but every once in a while you want to dip into the junk food and that's the
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you know going back and thinking about things that don't even make you feel that good but for
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some reason you do it anyway even though it's not helpful because because why like it must be doing
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something to do that right yeah oh well I think for me Christina I realized there was a time where
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I was like man sometimes I don't want to leave these old feelings of being sorry for myself or
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feeling bad or thinking about the sad things sometimes I don't want to leave those feelings
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sometimes i would because they're the only for at a certain point for years they were the only
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friends that i felt like even had like somewhere deep inside of me it was like those are the real
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things i knew was like how much pain i was in or how i felt or like this level like a certain level
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of discomfort they were like my closest friends does it make any sense yeah like they were the
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things i felt the most so to leave them it almost feels like you're abandoning a big part of
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yourself which for in some ways sometimes you are you know and i feel like sometimes it's comfortable
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to be in that mindset of like um pain because if you start feeling too good that kind of sets off
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alarms it's like oh now i have something to lose but if i can like retreat in the safe place of
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like not misery but like pain then it's like well i was already there and i didn't expect much more
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you know and it's almost like a protective mechanism because it's scary to feel completely
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good it's scary to feel like you deserve something yeah that too like you but yeah it's not but
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that's a lie but that was a lie that i think was stuck in me for a long time it's scary to feel
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like i deserve something or if i feel like i deserve something what are other people gonna
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think of that yeah or like oh am i gonna jinx it if i feel i don't know that's kind of like oh
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i think there's some karma in there something like that yeah too it's like all these like
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oh i need to like keep putting my making myself smaller so that way i don't lose everything almost
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um it would yeah but it wouldn't be like that it's like a fine line between ego and like
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loving yourself the way you love like your sibling or your mom or somebody you know like
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because like when i see my sister for example i'm like she's amazing she's great she can do
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whatever she wants and that's not me being like thinking that like some ego driven thing it's
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just love you know uh but if you look at it towards yourself it feels like ego when you do it towards
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yourself you know when it's like no but i do that for other people why do i feel guilty doing it for
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myself it's not like from a place of superiority it should be just love and i think that's the
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struggle it's loving yourself but like keeping yourself in check like not it's the difference
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it's the difference being like egotistical and loving yourself but it's a hard difference to
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distinguish i guess but i think thinking about it and seeing it a little bit and having a
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conversation with it you know like well why do i act this way for like what what do i get out of
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acting this way or what am I afraid of if I do behave this way and like but but having there's
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some of that self-conversation I think it's like that's pretty key and some of it can be fun to
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have some of that conversation um before you go because we got to stop in a few minutes because
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they have to they're gonna this is a restaurant and a nightclub and here in Austin Texas it's
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cute I've never been here you haven't no but I liked it it's a good area yeah it's great we're
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glad that you're here yeah thank you um what uh when when was the first time your parents came to
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see you perform and what did they think because obviously you got see me perform they've never
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come to see me perform really yeah they uh on my end they were they were not happy with me doing
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comedy for a long time they're okay with it now but they haven't seen me perform yet and um part
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of it was me too i don't know if i really want my parents to see me perform you know why do you
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feel like it's your own thing or something i i just i feel like um i can i really care a lot
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about hurting my parents feelings and like um making disappointing them or doing if i say
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something that they don't think is quite right i don't want to get it censored because i know
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it's going to get in my head like whatever they think and i want to be like when i do comedy i
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want to be as honest and real with people and connect with them in the most genuine way i can
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without feeling like i can't talk about this because my dad's gonna get mad at me you know
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what i mean yeah because then i'm not doing what i'm supposed to be doing i'm thinking about what
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somebody else wants me to do and then i'm not being myself and then i'm not even doing a good
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job at that point yeah then you're wasting everybody's time yeah it's like that's then
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that defeats the purpose of uh but that's something i'm trying to get over too that's
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where i don't care about not in a bad way i don't care what my parents think but more in a like
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i'm my own person and i'm gonna trust that they love me anyways if i you know like we're no matter
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what here yeah yeah that's it wow yeah i forget i didn't have much relationship with like my parents
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at that time really so there wasn't like i don't have to worry about any of that but i forget that
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some people have to worry about like you know when your mom first sees you're doing your some of the
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stuff and like how that feels yeah yeah yeah it's interesting to see like to put that in front of
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them yeah yeah and i had like you know my they were very involved in my life and very like you
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know not passive parenting at all they were very so and they raised me a certain way very strict
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parents you know what's tough yeah yeah so it was very like so it was even hard for me to like move
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out comfortably without feeling like oh i'm doing something they don't want me to be doing that gave
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me a lot of anxiety and i know it's like sounds kind of dumb i guess because it's not that big
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of a deal but to me it was no it's a huge you're disappointing you're someone that loves you
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disappointing your parents i don't have tattoos because i know that were that would make them
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feel bad if i got tattoos you know and i don't i guess i don't want them that badly but i think
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when your parents are really involved and we're really strict and if and it's from the best they
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love me you know but sometimes it makes you like not feel like your own person until you leave for
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a while and then you're like what do i actually like what do i want to do what do i think yeah
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you know i don't know i don't want i don't mean to keep going because i know you gotta go but it's
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okay yeah well it's okay the time limit just happened we didn't know yeah and we've been
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having a nice time chatting and i think it's like um yeah it's been cool and yeah and that's
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important stuff and sometimes we talk or like that's unique things but that's real stuff that
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happens for people it's like yeah i don't want to disappoint what am i but am i being to this
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and how do i grow and like how do i you know it's like we're all kind of examining the walls
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to see like you know what the space looks like yeah but yeah i just appreciate your time and
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yeah we'll have we'll just have to do it again soon so we can have a we have to talk about some
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more of this stuff yeah i'd love talking about i think about this stuff all the time oh my god
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constantly and then the more i think about it i feel insane sometimes i'm like i have nothing
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figured out it's like they think i figured something out and then i'm like i didn't really
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though there's sleep there's so much more and then it's like is any of my thoughts even my own
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sometimes i just go crazy i go down rabbit holes yeah and then i'm like i gotta stop like because
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i'm just i need to be present then um sometimes i smoke weed so i can get present that helps
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quiet down the the all the voices that are constantly like just getting high and watching
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a movie and not trying to predict what happens because that's what i'll do i'm just like nope
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just go scene by scene and don't try to figure it out just experience it how it's supposed to
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be experienced you know yeah no experience it how it's supposed to be experienced yeah
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i mean i think it's what we're all trying to do with life you know um christina mariani thanks
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so much for hanging out thanks for touring with me some and doing some shows fun yeah super fun
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thank you for having me on the road with you i did that when i was two years in that was insane
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experience oh wow that's crazy i forget about that yeah then it went from like doing little
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rooms to fucking arenas and theaters that was crazy did we do something really cool my brain's
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bad yeah no we did for me it was really cool it was like a 8 000 person um oh that's awesome yeah
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you tripped on the stool i remember oh yeah oh yeah oh no uh and uh ari ari was yeah ari was
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there yeah yeah that was the biggest place that i've done so far i think well um yeah we'll have
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to do some shows here when i'm in town too because i'm gonna be spending more time here because i
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gotta start practicing comedy again um coming up you're in appleton wisconsin chicago illinois
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I don't know. I think I was thinking, um, this upcoming weekend, this upcoming,
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what do you think of that name? You think that's good?
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Um, how about this? I'm going to think of some titles.
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And if you haven't started by the next time we talk, uh,
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I'm going to call it this upcoming weekend. I swear to God, I will do it.