This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Certain Curtain ｜ This Past Weekend #247

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00:02:52.000 What's up, you little yardvarks?

00:02:55.360 We moving?

00:02:59.240 Have you washed your hands today?

00:03:01.160 I was just wondering that.

00:03:03.120 If everybody is washing their hands.

00:03:07.340 That used to be a real thing.

00:03:09.160 You had to wash your hands because a lot more social interaction was based on that shake.

00:03:15.200 You know, so you had to go hands first into the future.

00:03:19.580 And if you washed your hands, I'm asking you.

00:03:22.560 Just, you know, answer to yourselves.

00:03:24.560 But what are you doing?

00:03:26.900 You just riding dirty?

00:03:28.680 You got those phalanges of the Ganges, huh?

00:03:33.160 You got dirt on your mitts?

00:03:34.380 You just rolling dirty mitt first into the future?

00:03:36.680 Come on.

00:03:37.460 We're better than that.

00:03:41.100 Let's go.

00:03:41.940 Let's go.

00:03:42.000 Let's go.

00:03:43.000 They can spot you high-heeled shoes.

00:04:06.680 Thoughts so blue, shout it from a mile away.

00:04:13.320 Every night looking so right, dress so tight, sell it, make a day.

00:04:21.320 Keep your time on your wrist, checking that list, looking to assist with another man's fantasy.

00:04:25.520 Come on.

00:04:36.340 You know it's Bishop Gunn here.

00:04:37.700 I can hear you saying, that's what I hold you got on me.

00:04:44.220 Don't let me spend all night alone.

00:04:47.500 If you'll just give me what I need, you can have anything you want.

00:05:00.000 And that's the point right there.

00:05:07.840 When they say anything you want, that I would take my top off if I had a top.

00:05:17.500 And that's one of the gifts of women. 1.00

00:05:19.220 They have the different layers that they can tempt you.

00:05:22.640 They got the scarf.

00:05:24.280 They got the vest.

00:05:25.880 They got the blouse.

00:05:27.380 They got the bra.

00:05:31.920 It's just one to the end.

00:05:33.180 And finally, you're like, oh, all right.

00:05:36.480 You know, here's my money.

00:05:38.060 And that's one thing that women have that layered, they can really, they have that, the different layers of temptation. 1.00

00:05:54.120 But when they say anything you want, that's when I would take my bra off.

00:06:03.860 And look, I'll tell you this. 0.99

00:06:05.480 If I was front row at a Bishop Gunn show, I might wear a damn bra. 0.99

00:06:10.620 And I might unhook that little, that little titty cape and just throw it onto the stage. 0.99

00:06:19.300 Because that sounds freeing.

00:06:21.460 That sounds very, very freeing.

00:06:24.380 That is Anything You Want by Bishop Gunn.

00:06:28.800 Thank you for being here today.

00:06:31.180 It is December 2nd, Monday, December 2nd in the year 2019 in time.

00:06:41.260 That's where we are.

00:06:44.020 And I hope you're doing at least decent or better.

00:06:51.440 And then sometime I even hope that you're doing great.

00:06:54.160 But I just got back from Louisiana and I ate it.

00:06:59.940 People say right when they, you know, right when you get back out of Louisiana, people want to smell your breath.

00:07:08.960 They want to, you know, they want to check you.

00:07:12.640 You know, like certain places you go, people want to check you for different food and different items.

00:07:18.440 You know, you go to New Mexico, somebody will frisk you for a couple of geodes.

00:07:24.160 Or you go to, you know, you go to Wisconsin, somebody will run that cheese check on you.

00:07:31.580 You know, they'll, they'll, they'll fricking, they'll diddle your chimichanga for a little bit of cheddar.

00:07:38.380 You feel me?

00:07:38.860 People want to, they want to check you. 0.99

00:07:42.240 In Louisiana, you know, you go down there and the food is just, damn. 0.99

00:07:48.200 You know, it's like you put it in your mouth and some of it is still alive. 0.98

00:07:53.160 The crab, the, the oyster.

00:07:56.260 And it'll just, some of it, I had a crab. 0.99

00:07:59.500 It was so fresh, the thing climbed down my damn throat. 0.99

00:08:03.980 Just spelunked right into my own stomach. 1.00

00:08:07.760 It wasn't even a meal. 1.00

00:08:08.940 It's a damn pet. 1.00

00:08:09.780 But, I feel like an aquarium. 1.00

00:08:14.080 And they have that there.

00:08:15.500 They have everything.

00:08:17.500 You know, I ate it all.

00:08:20.180 This, oyster dressing, stuffed, you know, stuffed oyster, grilled oyster, grilled crab.

00:08:27.700 But, you know, gator bites.

00:08:32.780 They had an urban gentleman selling gator bites on the side of the road out of the back of a truck.

00:08:41.460 By the box.

00:08:43.460 It was just in like a little cardboard kind of setup.

00:08:45.960 And you get 20 gator bites right there from that man. 0.99

00:08:50.080 I said, damn. 0.99

00:08:52.520 And it, then look, that gator, I don't know how fresh it was or fresh it wasn't. 0.99

00:08:57.700 But it could have, I mean, that thing, it bit back.

00:09:00.820 I had probably about 11 of those nuggets while I was driving across the Atchafalaya Basin. 0.98

00:09:06.940 And about nine of those bitches, they bit right back. 1.00

00:09:14.140 I'm happy to be back here. 1.00

00:09:17.080 I'm happy to be here with you.

00:09:18.380 I hope you're doing well today.

00:09:21.220 What's going on?

00:09:24.840 Yeah, had a nice weekend.

00:09:26.200 Went through the old neighborhood.

00:09:27.700 Went for a jog.

00:09:32.520 And there's something of, it's like you're almost running through your past when you do that.

00:09:39.340 You know, I get out there and, and a lot of it's a little sad.

00:09:45.040 It's, you know, I'm, I'm kind of a nostalgia jockey.

00:09:47.700 If you cut my arms off, you know, I wouldn't have any arms, but I would love nostalgia.

00:09:56.240 I love just time warping and just going back inside of myself and, and, you know, through the filing cabinets of my insides and, and pulling out old files and, and looking at old memories.

00:10:14.440 And when you jog through the old neighborhood, you get that, you know, you get that.

00:10:21.520 I, they had a squirrel, this one squirrel ran right alongside me.

00:10:25.100 I mean, he might've been maybe like a grandchild of a squirrel that I grew up with or something.

00:10:30.520 But, I mean, this thing ran probably about a mile and a quarter with me.

00:10:39.600 And that's, I don't know, maybe, maybe he was looking for help.

00:10:42.560 I don't know what the hell he was doing, but I've never seen that in my life.

00:10:44.780 And I didn't have any treats on me.

00:10:48.600 You know, I didn't have any little, you know, um, uh, acorns or, you know, no squirrel treats on me. 0.98

00:10:56.960 And this thing, this little critter just zipping in, I mean, damn, like he had GPS or something. 0.99

00:11:02.980 Like he had a damn iPhone. 0.99

00:11:04.340 I mean, he was just making all the turns with me. 1.00

00:11:06.900 It was really wild.

00:11:07.620 But, but it made me feel a little bit at home, just, uh, just having that animal, I guess, kind of just join me on my job.

00:11:17.080 But, yeah, you pass old houses, you're like, oh, man, I, you know, I really, you know, I used to go over there.

00:11:23.780 And sometime that lady would give me a, you know, a bowl of Doritos or something in the afternoon. 1.00

00:11:29.620 You know, we had this lady by us, Miss Green. 1.00

00:11:31.580 And if I came over there real sweaty, she would give me a bowl of chips. 0.52

00:11:34.360 Um, and I don't know why.

00:11:38.340 And it didn't matter.

00:11:40.480 You know, but if I came over there dry, bro, I wouldn't get nothing.

00:11:44.340 And so I started just knowing I had to go over there sweat.

00:11:47.440 Hell, sometime I pour half a glass of water on my face. 0.94

00:11:51.020 And just bullshit my way over there to those snacks. 0.97

00:11:54.980 But, yeah, just going through your old neighborhood. 0.98

00:11:56.940 Be like, oh, I remember, I, you know, I got a little, uh, I got a little sex over there by that house. 0.63

00:12:04.360 You know, oh, I remember, dude, one house right down the street from me. 0.96

00:12:09.200 Um, I don't, I almost lost my virginity in this homestead.

00:12:13.780 And they had a, uh, the girl's mother came in the room.

00:12:19.940 Um, and I didn't know what to do.

00:12:23.220 And so I walked right over and introduced myself, dude.

00:12:25.860 And I was, I mean, I was, I was very, you know, I was five-legged at that point, if you get me.

00:12:34.080 I was a five-legged animal when I met that woman. 0.97

00:12:36.740 And, um, man, it was just embarrassing. 0.88

00:12:39.380 And I also remember her, her daughter kind of smelled like cigarettes.

00:12:44.660 I remember that a little bit.

00:12:47.640 And, uh, but, but yeah, you go through the neighborhood and you just, all of that happens.

00:12:52.260 Like, oh, man, my friend drove his truck into that house right there.

00:12:55.940 On high, you know, when he was on high on liquor and everything. 1.00

00:12:59.800 You're like, damn, that's crazy. 0.99

00:13:02.700 You know, you're like, oh, that house burned down. 1.00

00:13:04.680 Oh, that person passed away.

00:13:05.860 That guy died from a, you know, he was in a boating incident, they call it, when you die in a boat.

00:13:12.600 But all of that happens when you're in an old neighborhood.

00:13:14.900 And so it was, you know, that was pretty enjoyable.

00:13:18.420 Um, what else did I get into?

00:13:22.320 Uh, oh, I was in New Orleans, went to the Saints game, uh, went to the Saints game,

00:13:29.500 Saints and the Panthers, took my nephews.

00:13:31.860 I was beautiful. 0.99

00:13:32.600 Oh, these little beautiful bastards, watching them just, just take it all in. 1.00

00:13:38.660 And the Superdome has changed. 0.99

00:13:40.280 When I went, there was, you know, there, there was, uh, there wasn't as much, you know, hoopla.

00:13:49.420 There weren't as many lights and laser beams. 1.00

00:13:51.780 And, you know, they'll shoot, every now and then, they'll shoot some bitch out of a cannon. 1.00

00:13:55.800 And she'll fly across the dome now. 1.00

00:13:57.400 It's crazy.

00:13:59.200 You know, they got, when I was going, when I first started going, uh, it wasn't, they didn't have as much, you know, hoopla. 0.93

00:14:07.220 And so it was just more simple and it was just, damn, you know, you see, but now they got people in the stands, people's, you know, everybody's, you know, everybody's got, you know, all kind of face paint and a big whistle on their head.

00:14:21.220 And somebody's wearing, like, somebody had on, like, like a whole suit made out of flags, like the yellow NFL flags. 0.94

00:14:28.720 Pretty cool.

00:14:30.320 And watching it, just watching those children just take it in, it was really, you know, it was special.

00:14:35.520 My brother and I, our first game, we went to the, you know, my mother was dating a man.

00:14:42.680 And this man was a, was a Jewish gentleman, an urban gentleman too.

00:14:46.980 And so he was doubled out.

00:14:48.580 And she, and he, uh, gave us tickets to a game.

00:14:55.400 And we went.

00:14:56.420 And as we're walking up to the game, it was, I don't know when it was, man.

00:15:00.460 It was Saints versus the Bears.

00:15:03.160 Somebody offered to buy our tickets.

00:15:06.240 So we're like, oh, hell yeah, we'll sell them.

00:15:08.840 We'll sell them.

00:15:09.620 They said $35 for a ticket.

00:15:12.700 And my brother and I were so excited about going to the game.

00:15:16.980 The game.

00:15:17.800 We're going to the Superdome.

00:15:20.440 We're going to the Dome.

00:15:24.440 We were excited, man. 0.99

00:15:25.740 He was, he ripped one of my damn eyebrows off. 0.99

00:15:28.200 That's how excited he was. 0.99

00:15:30.340 And, you know, and I wasn't even mad at him because I just, I love the Saints so much.

00:15:35.380 And so we were going to the Dome.

00:15:37.600 And Mom dropped us off or, hell, she might have made us walk there.

00:15:41.340 I don't remember.

00:15:42.500 But we got there.

00:15:44.100 And we had our ticket, boy.

00:15:45.980 And I was so nervous and my hands was just sweating.

00:15:51.380 And my ticket was, I had, my ticket was wet.

00:15:54.740 That's how excited I was.

00:15:56.320 I just had that excitement water just climbing out of my pores.

00:15:59.360 And we got to the Dome and it was huge, man. 0.93

00:16:03.760 It looked like, like heaven had just put a little nipple down here on the world. 0.91

00:16:09.100 And we got over there and right as we're walking up, this man said, I'll give you, I think it was a man. 0.97

00:16:20.440 It could have been at the time a lesbian. 0.94

00:16:22.700 But this man or strong woman said, I'll give you $35 for the ticket. 1.00

00:16:30.740 And we're like, $35?

00:16:33.840 What?

00:16:35.960 Dude, we'd never seen the Saints, but we'd never seen $35.

00:16:43.800 So we said, we agreed.

00:16:46.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:47.160 Dude, $35, anything.

00:16:49.840 I'll buy, you know, I'll buy the Saints.

00:16:53.440 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:54.340 I'll paint my brother black and gold and just throw the ball at him in the street.

00:16:58.300 I'll do, we'll figure something out.

00:17:00.040 Because total, that was going to be $70.

00:17:03.720 And we were good at being poor and we were good at math.

00:17:08.160 And we agreed.

00:17:09.980 And then they said that they were undercover police and it's illegal to sell your tickets.

00:17:15.820 And we said, well, we didn't want to sell them.

00:17:17.420 You wanted to buy them.

00:17:18.500 And I remember we got into an argument with these people or, you know, with these officers or whatever discussion.

00:17:26.040 I mean, I'm sure we weren't really arguing, but then they took us up to the cop suite or whatever.

00:17:30.680 And let us eat all, everything they had.

00:17:33.820 Dude, they had so many corn dogs, gravy, soda.

00:17:38.820 Dude, I probably had, I had six corn dogs, man.

00:17:44.200 Dude, I was mostly corn.

00:17:45.440 I don't even know if I saw the game.

00:17:46.680 But I saw all four quarters of my stomach and that bit, and that thing was, you know, I was just, I could feel overtime just in my gut, bro.

00:17:58.440 I was really, God, it was, it was awesome, man.

00:18:04.080 But we took the, we took the nephews and that was good.

00:18:07.560 What else?

00:18:08.280 We, oh, I met the best cross-dresser name ever.

00:18:15.860 I met a woman named Turducken.

00:18:19.460 And this young lady or middle-aged or older woman, she was a cross-dresser or transvestite.

00:18:24.500 I'm not sure.

00:18:25.880 Not trying to be offensive.

00:18:26.940 I don't know.

00:18:27.940 And most people don't know.

00:18:29.160 You don't know.

00:18:30.840 But her name was Turducken. 0.62

00:18:32.660 And if you don't know, that's a duck stuffed in a turkey, stuffed in a chicken.

00:18:38.500 And if that ain't the most, I mean, if that isn't the, the pinnacle of Louisiana transvestite names, then I don't know nothing.

00:18:52.900 She had huge earlobes also. 0.79

00:18:56.420 You know, we had a lot of amazing calls this time.

00:18:59.700 A lot of really, there's always great ones and, but I really felt connected to a lot of the calls that have come in.

00:19:07.360 And thank you for anyone that's hit the hotline.

00:19:09.820 Let's get a call right here as to who listens to this show.

00:19:15.880 Hey, Theo.

00:19:17.140 This is Matt, my other buddy, Matt.

00:19:19.180 Yo, yo. 0.99

00:19:20.020 Just calling to say, you know, we love the show.

00:19:22.500 Whoa.

00:19:23.580 Two Matts.

00:19:25.520 Two Matts.

00:19:26.440 Now, that's always, I mean, if you have a friend that's the same name as you, that's, is that egotistical?

00:19:34.460 You know, imagine your name's Clarence and you got seven other people named Clarence and those are your buddies.

00:19:40.940 And at one point, I'd look at, I'd look at a couple of those Clarences and be like, dang, bro, you guys are a little self-motivated here. 0.92

00:19:51.100 Double Matt.

00:19:51.880 We got double Matts right here. 0.62

00:19:53.340 Let's hear more.

00:19:54.020 Oh, and we got a story about our past weekend here.

00:19:56.620 We're driving his dog from Chi-Town all the way to Seattle.

00:20:01.080 Oh, right on.

00:20:01.880 Y'all running animal, bro.

00:20:03.260 Respect.

00:20:04.560 And I don't know if you heard, but there was a blizzard.

00:20:07.460 So we're trying to drive through on the highway and the highway gets closed.

00:20:12.560 So we think, you know, we're smarter than that.

00:20:14.720 We can drive up the side roads and end up in the badlands, which should have been a hint, but ended up getting stuck in a snowdrift.

00:20:23.840 We're calling around, couldn't get the car out, that nobody could come for help. 0.96

00:20:29.960 Damn, this, dude, this, if you, this thing's starting to sound a little romantic, huh? 0.98

00:20:35.880 Let's go more. 0.99

00:20:37.140 We're talking about each other like this may be it, man.

00:20:39.680 This could be the end.

00:20:41.300 The end of each other's bodies, huh?

00:20:44.360 Onward.

00:20:44.800 Long story short, the fire department shows up, the local rancher shows up, we show up.

00:20:51.600 A lot more men.

00:20:52.960 Sound like a lot more men just showed up.

00:20:55.060 Onward.

00:20:55.760 They just bailed us out, man.

00:20:56.980 It was pretty sweet.

00:20:58.080 Pretty special.

00:20:58.960 We ended up getting drunk with the rancher at his place, drank all his whiskey with him.

00:21:03.340 A couple neighbors came by.

00:21:04.520 We played cards all night. 1.00

00:21:05.920 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:21:08.440 Man, I got to pull the plug, dude. 1.00

00:21:10.660 I'm trying to stay straight, brother.

00:21:12.120 I got to pull the plug on that.

00:21:13.420 But Double Mats, thank you guys for listening, man.

00:21:16.460 Be careful out there.

00:21:17.960 If you're running animals across state lines, first of all, that could be a legality issue.

00:21:22.860 And if it's not, I can't believe it's not.

00:21:25.240 Because they'll pop you for running an orange, bro. 1.00

00:21:28.080 Dude, you drive an orange from New York to Hawaii, you're fucked, bro. 1.00

00:21:33.620 They'll fucking tase you, dude. 1.00

00:21:36.460 They'll tase you right outside of Salinas, bro. 0.99

00:21:38.680 People aren't playing.

00:21:40.460 The National Produce Association or whatever those people.

00:21:43.860 Agriculture.

00:21:46.020 Oh, boy.

00:21:47.020 They're not playing.

00:21:48.900 They'll pop a young fella for running fruits. 1.00

00:21:51.860 So whatever you guys are doing over there, you know, don't, I mean, don't get the dog involved in it.

00:21:58.660 If you guys want to be a couple men sneaking off and getting, dude, that story.

00:22:05.300 Well, thank you for calling, man.

00:22:06.740 That's all I'm saying is thank you for calling.

00:22:08.640 And whatever you guys choose to do, man, I love you guys, bro.

00:22:11.320 And I won't be that third Matt, but, you know, I'll officiate the wedding, dude.

00:22:17.820 And gang, bro.

00:22:20.900 Let's take another call.

00:22:22.060 Call 985-664-9503 is the hotline.

00:22:27.380 Onward.

00:22:29.440 Hey, Theo.

00:22:30.280 This is Tanner from Salt Lake City.

00:22:32.500 Hey, Tanner.

00:22:33.320 Thank you for calling.

00:22:34.820 And Tanner is also a goal of a lot of people.

00:22:40.520 Onward.

00:22:42.500 I just got a problem that I was hoping you could help me with.

00:22:45.700 So I'm on some antidepressants, and basically my junk doesn't work.

00:22:55.000 Like, I can get in bed and go, but, I mean, I just keep going.

00:22:58.840 Like, I never finish up.

00:23:01.180 Oh, wow.

00:23:03.760 So you really, you just out there just, oh, you got to just keep bumping.

00:23:09.780 Onward?

00:23:10.080 I know that you talk about how you're on the same kind of medication sometimes.

00:23:16.380 So I was wondering if you have the same problems, and was wondering what you do to combat that.

00:23:23.280 Well, combat, it sounds real aggressive. 0.97

00:23:26.240 You know, if I dress up in a damn Navy SEAL uniform and sneak up on my wiener, then that ain't going to help anybody. 0.96

00:23:33.020 But what I do think, bro, is, yeah, dude, I've taken antidepressants so long, I don't even know what it's like to not take them. 0.98

00:23:44.880 I don't know who, you know, I've tried to not take them, and it's hard.

00:23:48.400 But how does it affect the body, the penis? 0.83

00:23:52.100 Yeah, I remember definitely a time, you know, when I first started taking them that I couldn't, you know, ejac, you know. 0.92

00:24:05.520 And at the time, I was upset about it.

00:24:10.780 Because I wanted to freaking watch that water.

00:24:12.960 You feel me?

00:24:13.500 As sinful as it is, brother, I wanted to watch that water. 0.99

00:24:16.680 And now, bro, I think it's great, bro, if you don't ejaculate, good for you, dude. 0.98

00:24:25.120 Go to the gym, you know what I'm saying? 0.95

00:24:27.260 You're not going to be all tired out.

00:24:29.820 So you still get to do sex, and you don't get tired.

00:24:33.580 Go do something, build a pyramid.

00:24:35.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:24:36.480 Freaking knit a hat, bro, live your life.

00:24:38.520 Do dice.

00:24:39.800 Do something, you can be somebody.

00:24:41.500 If you're not, you know, because once you bust out and you throw that chi, you're done.

00:24:49.020 Once you spring chi, bro, that's it.

00:24:52.700 Your energy's zapped.

00:24:54.060 You don't know who you are.

00:24:55.540 You couldn't pick yourself out of a police lineup.

00:24:58.100 It's Quavo, bro.

00:24:59.360 You're done, bro. 0.91

00:25:01.540 So I think you got to just be grateful that you can't ejac. 0.95

00:25:04.920 Onward.

00:25:06.260 Anyways, any help would be great.

00:25:09.160 I appreciate you, man.

00:25:10.060 Have a good one.

00:25:11.500 Yeah, brother, I think you're on the right path.

00:25:15.920 Busting, you know, busting that sauce, that's old school.

00:25:21.940 That's 90s.

00:25:22.960 That's 2000s, dude.

00:25:24.120 That's something your uncle did.

00:25:26.360 Bro, saving that freaking, saving that potion. 0.99

00:25:33.740 See, you could damn freaking, you know, you could be that. 0.97

00:25:38.280 Dude, if you save up all of that gumption, bro, that's what you got to have. 0.98

00:25:42.740 You save up that gumption. 0.99

00:25:46.140 You'll be able to fucking tie a knot with your eyes, bro. 0.99

00:25:49.620 The stuff you, the power you have by holding on to that freaking body sauce and not just blasting that stuff out into the world, man. 0.99

00:25:59.580 Just otherwise you throw in all of that, you throw, you spouting. 0.78

00:26:02.800 Otherwise, you're giving away that risk water.

00:26:07.220 That's your chi, brother.

00:26:08.920 That's your DNA.

00:26:10.660 And you're just squirreling it out for some broad or some fellow you met in the afternoon somewhere.

00:26:15.060 I think you're, you're better than that.

00:26:19.860 So I say you just hold on.

00:26:22.080 Do something. 1.00

00:26:23.600 Go make a fucking tall sandwich, boy. 1.00

00:26:25.560 Go build a pyramid. 1.00

00:26:27.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:26:28.700 You got so much probably gumption in you. 1.00

00:26:30.520 If you hold on to it, you probably rearrange your damn toes, bucko. 1.00

00:26:35.260 But you can do something. 0.99

00:26:36.860 You know, people wondering why, you know, their kid is weak or their kid is this.

00:26:42.480 Because you busted 2,000 before you made your child.

00:26:46.780 Imagine if you'd hold it up.

00:26:48.520 Just held, just held the line.

00:26:51.700 And just, you had that one just, so there was at least something left in it.

00:26:56.540 There was at least some decent oils in the tank.

00:27:00.500 By the time a lot of us are making children, these kids, there's nothing.

00:27:05.260 There's nothing in there.

00:27:06.860 You know, there's not even any, there's probably hardly any of our DNA in there.

00:27:13.840 There's probably more tears and stuff these days. 0.99

00:27:16.840 Hell, my nuts are probably half filled with damn tears, bro. 0.98

00:27:21.480 But, you know, but look, I'm just saying that just look at it as a superpower. 0.99

00:27:29.500 And try not to just focus on it too much.

00:27:34.400 Imagine that, though.

00:27:35.380 You know, you don't have to be all, you know, boxers don't blow before they fight.

00:27:40.300 Mountain climbers.

00:27:41.240 That one boy who climbed the mountain, Hope Solo.

00:27:44.100 You see the documentary?

00:27:46.440 Dude, he went, he wasn't, he told his girlfriend, and she was beautiful too.

00:27:52.060 He said, look, nobody's getting their rocks off till I get off that rock.

00:27:57.500 And he held the line.

00:28:00.800 So I think you have a gift, man.

00:28:02.480 I don't think you have an affliction.

00:28:03.560 But I'll tell you this, speaking of meat and how to treat it, what's your favorite cut of meat?

00:28:14.160 You like a brisket?

00:28:15.300 You like a backstrap?

00:28:16.980 You like a filet?

00:28:18.940 You like something off of fish?

00:28:20.460 That's just water cattle, baby. 1.00

00:28:21.900 That's all fish is.

00:28:23.000 How do you like to prepare it?

00:28:25.160 You grill it?

00:28:26.160 You braise it, huh?

00:28:28.320 You cook it in the sun on the back of a Chevelle?

00:28:30.720 How do you cook your meat?

00:28:33.900 Well, I just know that when it comes to meat, quality matters.

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00:30:39.120 And dude, that'd be a great name for a porn star, wouldn't it?

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00:30:48.200 Constant Meat.

00:30:51.240 Versus Turducken. 1.00

00:30:52.040 I love watching that fight.

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00:31:02.360 I used a Ridge this weekend.

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00:31:44.320 And he sits on the side, you know, always looks like he's hiding, you know, like he's hiding a couple, you know, like he's hiding maybe about six pairs of mittens under one of his ass cheeks. 0.99

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00:32:12.420 I'm actually going to send one to my friend, Corey Huff.

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00:32:59.580 A lot of great calls have come in.

00:33:03.800 I want to also let you know about some dates.

00:33:06.380 The Lafayette date has sold out.

00:33:08.700 That's December 26.

00:33:10.080 And I'm so excited.

00:33:11.200 You know, I'm so grateful, man.

00:33:14.680 I've just been working really hard recently on just trying to go easier on myself and just feel a little bit better.

00:33:21.360 And I can just feel it.

00:33:22.960 I can just start to feel it.

00:33:26.360 You know, and it just makes my shows better.

00:33:28.340 It just, you know, I don't want to just, you know, I want to feel good.

00:33:36.940 And so that's what, so I'm really excited.

00:33:39.320 I'm just, it just makes me so much more excited about the dates.

00:33:43.940 What else?

00:33:44.640 Got Denver coming up.

00:33:46.280 Comedy Works South.

00:33:48.080 And those tickets are on sale.

00:33:51.020 And I don't know if that's going to be dark arts or just kind of working on new material.

00:33:57.800 Toronto will go on sale this week.

00:34:00.120 Finally.

00:34:00.680 I promise.

00:34:01.500 It's going on sale this week.

00:34:03.440 Outside of that, we have every date in Europe is sold out for January.

00:34:08.860 And I can't believe it.

00:34:11.080 I can't believe I'm going to Europe.

00:34:13.800 Not my up.

00:34:15.100 Europe.

00:34:17.000 I'm like a pilgrim.

00:34:18.140 I'm going back.

00:34:19.740 We're doing it again.

00:34:23.380 So, just, I mean, you know, just a lot to be thankful for right now.

00:34:30.500 A lot to be thankful for.

00:34:33.760 And those are some of those things.

00:34:35.300 What else?

00:34:35.620 Any other dates?

00:34:36.520 That might be it for now.

00:34:39.100 Unless if you see one online and it's selling, then it's a date that I'm doing.

00:34:43.420 So, we do have Oxen Hill, Maryland and Red Bank, New Jersey.

00:34:48.360 Those dates are also, those are in February.

00:34:51.240 So, thank you guys.

00:34:52.540 Tickets available at Theovan.com slash tour.

00:34:55.480 And also at TheovanStore.com, a lot of new merch.

00:35:00.500 We got the Gang Gang hitter from, with the cartoon boy on it.

00:35:05.900 And then we got the Get That Hitter sweatshirt and the Rat King t-shirt.

00:35:11.780 And, man, that Rat King t-shirt is dope.

00:35:13.380 I wore it yesterday.

00:35:14.100 Just around the house.

00:35:17.180 So, a lot of good calls have come in.

00:35:21.780 And I feel bad I can't use them all on here.

00:35:26.700 I think we probably have about 10,000 calls that have come in.

00:35:29.280 But, thank you so much for anyone who's ever submitted one.

00:35:37.140 And for sharing your life with me and with all of us.

00:35:44.660 Let's take a couple calls here.

00:35:47.200 Hey, Theo.

00:35:48.100 What's up?

00:35:48.580 This is Heather.

00:35:49.600 And I'm calling to ask you how I can get my husband to quit farting around me. 0.85

00:35:57.060 Oh, you got that farty man.

00:35:59.680 You got that farty man.

00:36:01.460 Thank you, Heather.

00:36:02.060 Let's hear more from you, young lady.

00:36:04.140 Mostly in the bed.

00:36:07.320 Because, you know, I'm trying to sleep in my little sleep haven. 0.96

00:36:10.360 And he crap dusts me under the cover. 0.93

00:36:12.900 So, how can I get him to stop farting everywhere I go? 0.99

00:36:18.480 Oh, man.

00:36:20.860 Well, look.

00:36:21.640 I mean, there's two ways you can look at it differently if you want.

00:36:25.300 Yeah, he's farting. 0.99

00:36:26.440 You know, that man's got air coming out of his butt. 0.99

00:36:31.000 But, if you want, that could be a little sound of love. 0.98

00:36:35.880 You know, some animals pass gas on each other.

00:36:38.500 The Japanese do it. 1.00

00:36:39.560 You go to Japan, do you fart somewhere? 0.96

00:36:42.480 You'll have two people come over and they'll, you know what I'm saying?

00:36:45.300 They'll hug you.

00:36:47.420 It's, uh...

00:36:48.580 So, different places, it's a different thing.

00:36:50.980 So, every time he does it, maybe you give him a little big wet kiss.

00:36:57.360 You know, maybe you tickle him when he does it.

00:37:00.400 You need to have a little cute thing of your own. 1.00

00:37:04.140 Because some cultures, yeah, you pass gas on somebody.

00:37:07.140 That's, that's like two months of dating in one little, in one fell poof.

00:37:12.300 So, if he's throwing that body smoke on you, I think you just, you gotta come back at him.

00:37:23.600 But, I think, don't look at it as maybe something dirty.

00:37:26.000 Look at it as something real beautiful. 0.76

00:37:27.560 Because he could fart on anybody.

00:37:32.920 Think about that. 0.77

00:37:35.840 He could pass gas on anyone he wants.

00:37:39.760 But he chooses.

00:37:41.720 He chooses to pass gas on you.

00:37:45.160 And there's, you know, we're really evolved now. 0.98

00:37:47.360 In today's times, where everybody's got, you know, you know, DVD players and fucking lasers and everything. 0.95

00:37:56.000 But one strong storm. 0.97

00:38:00.620 And people will be farting on each other for warmth.

00:38:04.880 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:05.640 One big flood. 0.99

00:38:07.700 And the most gaseous dude in the world is going to have all the bitches. 1.00

00:38:15.320 Because that, I mean, look, that's, that's free heat. 0.98

00:38:19.180 You know, when I was growing up by the bus stop.

00:38:21.800 My brother sometimes would fart on my hands sometimes.

00:38:24.340 If I didn't have any mittens with me.

00:38:28.280 So.

00:38:30.380 But now you could feed him cleaner stuff.

00:38:32.600 And so he don't have any scent.

00:38:34.560 And you're just getting the warmth.

00:38:36.560 Let's hear more.

00:38:37.580 He farted on me in the shower the other night.

00:38:40.040 Can you believe it?

00:38:42.920 Anyway.

00:38:43.900 How do I get him to stop farting?

00:38:45.620 I mean, you could ask him.

00:38:49.020 That's one way to get him to do it.

00:38:51.100 You could leave him a little note.

00:38:55.100 Or you could just embrace him. 1.00

00:38:56.700 Or you could punch his ass every time he does it. 1.00

00:39:00.120 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:39:01.180 You know what you could also do? 1.00

00:39:03.080 Lick your freaking fingers and slap them in the neck. 1.00

00:39:05.460 And I know that's violent of me to say, but. 1.00

00:39:10.640 Dude, if somebody, when I was young, somebody would lick two of their fingers and hit you in the neck as hard as they could. 0.87

00:39:15.580 And whatever you were doing.

00:39:18.160 You didn't do it anymore.

00:39:20.900 Hmm.

00:39:21.440 I wouldn't do anything after that.

00:39:24.520 I mean, I'd do nothing.

00:39:26.020 But good luck out there with your man.

00:39:27.640 Thank you for calling.

00:39:28.300 All right.

00:39:32.480 Let's get a Patreon question that came in here.

00:39:39.620 Melissa Henry wants to know, do you have a favorite Christmas show, movie, or cartoon?

00:39:48.080 I'm curious.

00:39:48.940 I want to see that new Klaus movie that I saw a billboard for.

00:39:52.740 And also, I like to watch Home Alone, the first one.

00:39:56.360 And I like to watch Elf.

00:40:00.840 So that's kind of where I'm at right now.

00:40:04.500 And I'll also watch Little House on the Prairie Christmas Spectacular.

00:40:08.800 They have like a Christmas episode.

00:40:10.980 At least one.

00:40:12.100 That's pretty good.

00:40:13.480 So I'll tune into some stuff like that.

00:40:17.400 I think that's about it.

00:40:21.200 Oh, here's one.

00:40:22.420 Dalton Windham asked,

00:40:23.780 What do you think about comedians censoring the opinions of fans on social media?

00:40:28.740 Pete Davidson reportedly now requires a person to sign a non-disclosure agreement to attend a stand-up show.

00:40:35.460 You have to agree not to give interviews, opinions, or critiques about the show.

00:40:39.920 If you violate the agreement, you owe a million dollars.

00:40:45.640 Well, first part of the question,

00:40:47.140 what do you think about comedians censoring the opinions of fans on social media?

00:40:52.040 I think social media censors people all the time.

00:40:57.700 If you go on Twitter, a lot of things are not allowed to be said on there.

00:41:02.960 Or if there's certain things trending, they'll make them not trend.

00:41:07.680 So I think that's the biggest censorship I'm worried about is censoring by companies that own the platforms we communicate on.

00:41:18.720 I mean, imagine if 2,000 people, if we didn't have, you know, social media, then we would have our voice.

00:41:25.620 That was our original social media.

00:41:28.540 And imagine if 2,000 people are talking,

00:41:32.760 but you only like to hear what 1,300 of them have to say,

00:41:36.100 or what 700 of them have to say,

00:41:39.100 then you could mute those other ones.

00:41:41.340 Then that's Twitter and Facebook.

00:41:47.640 A lot of these companies, they can do that.

00:41:49.120 They can say, oh, this, we don't like this.

00:41:51.960 We don't like these points of view.

00:41:53.480 We can mute that.

00:41:54.760 That's very scary.

00:41:58.660 Specifically with Pete Davidson, I saw this.

00:42:01.260 I saw this, that he was having people sign an NDA.

00:42:03.560 And I had a couple thoughts.

00:42:07.140 One, part of me thought it was a good idea at first.

00:42:13.600 I was like, oh, well, it makes it a safe space to speak in.

00:42:22.520 Because people would be afraid to talk,

00:42:25.120 or people would be afraid to like condemn you,

00:42:27.800 and you could get back to just trying to be humorous.

00:42:31.500 So that was my first thought.

00:42:34.980 It was like, oh, this is interesting.

00:42:37.400 Because if everybody signed an NDA,

00:42:39.840 and you didn't have to worry about somebody calling you out,

00:42:43.080 if you tried a joke,

00:42:45.480 then you'd be at peace to really feel the energy

00:42:52.120 that I think people used to feel to be able to be creative.

00:42:57.100 You know, I don't know if creativity has the legs that it used to have,

00:42:59.940 because it's just been cut off at the knees

00:43:03.700 by so many opinions.

00:43:15.280 You know, now creativity has to filter through opinions.

00:43:21.160 And you have to filter it through opinions

00:43:26.260 before you can even share,

00:43:28.980 before you can even be creative.

00:43:31.120 So that's kind of spooky.

00:43:33.680 And my second thought was just wondering

00:43:35.600 if Peter's having a tough time at his shows.

00:43:40.980 You know, is he just, you know,

00:43:42.760 I know there's been articles about,

00:43:45.120 you know, issues he was having.

00:43:47.500 And it was at least two articles that I saw

00:43:50.180 where he was having issues.

00:43:51.480 Now, who knows if those articles are,

00:43:53.300 you know, how factual they are,

00:43:54.960 or people being thrown out of his shows.

00:43:59.960 You know, I don't know.

00:44:01.260 Sometimes I worry about him.

00:44:02.660 But that could just be, 1.00

00:44:08.480 you know, shit, I worry about everything. 0.99

00:44:10.400 So, but that's really my thoughts on it. 0.99

00:44:14.840 Because these days,

00:44:16.080 a lot of people also who are throwing out critiques

00:44:18.980 and stuff like that

00:44:19.640 are just doing it for their own clout.

00:44:22.640 So you have somebody go see somebody's show,

00:44:25.280 the show will be fine.

00:44:27.180 And then somebody will write a scathing article

00:44:30.120 just because that's going to get more play.

00:44:35.400 You know, if you write something like great

00:44:39.640 about Dave Chappelle's special,

00:44:41.300 that's great.

00:44:42.760 Dave will be happy.

00:44:43.680 A lot of people will agree with you.

00:44:45.640 You write something that's scathing

00:44:47.740 or accuse one of his statements

00:44:49.220 of being a certain anti this

00:44:51.520 or something that,

00:44:52.580 or then that becomes a thing online.

00:44:55.600 And now your clout is building

00:44:59.200 as a interviewer,

00:45:02.200 as a, you know,

00:45:03.680 an opinionist or journalist,

00:45:05.820 whatever that word means these days.

00:45:08.240 So I think if there's a way

00:45:11.580 for performers to limit that,

00:45:14.240 then maybe that's,

00:45:15.940 maybe that's,

00:45:17.040 maybe there's value there.

00:45:18.800 Maybe it'll just get everybody back

00:45:20.520 to a place where it's like,

00:45:22.300 you know, I came here to have fun

00:45:24.500 and not to

00:45:26.400 just try to get something

00:45:30.260 out of this performance

00:45:31.100 for myself.

00:45:32.540 I don't think a lot of audience members

00:45:33.600 are doing that.

00:45:34.300 I've never felt like that

00:45:35.320 from an audience person

00:45:36.340 or from anybody

00:45:37.520 that I've ever met at my shows.

00:45:39.800 But,

00:45:40.320 you know,

00:45:41.800 I don't know.

00:45:42.740 I'll run in different circles

00:45:43.920 than Mr. Pete Davidson.

00:45:45.140 All right,

00:45:46.940 let's take a call right here.

00:45:48.840 Onward.

00:45:49.640 Hey, what's up, Theo?

00:45:50.680 This is Pedro.

00:45:51.640 I'm calling you from

00:45:52.460 probably one of the top 10

00:45:54.660 dark art cities of the world,

00:45:56.900 Chicago.

00:45:57.860 Oh, what's up, Pedro?

00:45:59.740 Thanks for calling, man.

00:46:01.140 Chicago, yeah, that's Illinois.

00:46:03.580 And my mother was born

00:46:05.460 in Illinois.

00:46:08.380 And I love that state, man.

00:46:10.140 And I'm grateful

00:46:10.860 that it gave me her.

00:46:12.840 And,

00:46:13.080 and thank you

00:46:15.280 for calling Onward.

00:46:16.800 I just wanted to call you

00:46:18.080 and say that

00:46:19.100 thank you for,

00:46:20.240 you know,

00:46:21.120 for all that you do.

00:46:22.580 For all that positivity

00:46:23.420 that you put out in the world,

00:46:24.480 you know.

00:46:26.300 You really,

00:46:27.340 you helped steer

00:46:28.100 my negativity

00:46:28.720 into a more positive light.

00:46:31.260 Thanks, man.

00:46:32.200 That's nice of you to say that.

00:46:33.260 I appreciate,

00:46:33.920 I appreciate you saying that.

00:46:36.300 That's very sweet of you.

00:46:37.400 Onward.

00:46:38.280 Especially recently,

00:46:40.260 I just had a

00:46:41.480 little bad breakup

00:46:42.800 with a girl

00:46:45.380 that I've known

00:46:46.080 for quite a while.

00:46:47.140 And the reason

00:46:48.540 for the breakup

00:46:49.120 was all that negativity

00:46:51.040 that I,

00:46:52.240 that I carry with me,

00:46:53.300 you know.

00:46:54.180 And that kind of

00:46:55.100 pushed me

00:46:56.120 in a,

00:46:56.420 in a more,

00:46:57.960 in a more positive path.

00:47:00.340 To be on a more positive path,

00:47:02.540 you know,

00:47:02.880 I,

00:47:03.600 it's,

00:47:04.200 it's something

00:47:04.600 that I really need

00:47:05.240 to work on

00:47:06.780 myself,

00:47:07.640 you know.

00:47:09.940 For this,

00:47:10.640 this upcoming,

00:47:12.000 this upcoming week,

00:47:13.160 I'll be taking a trip

00:47:13.900 out to New Orleans,

00:47:15.480 you know.

00:47:16.500 Because what better way

00:47:17.340 to battle the dark arts

00:47:18.920 than

00:47:19.140 to go to a city

00:47:21.440 known for dark arts.

00:47:22.500 Amen,

00:47:24.040 brother.

00:47:24.400 Yeah,

00:47:24.660 have fun down there

00:47:25.840 in New Orleans,

00:47:26.500 man.

00:47:26.760 I hope you have

00:47:27.100 a good time.

00:47:28.300 And I'm sorry

00:47:28.920 to hear about that

00:47:29.780 breakup.

00:47:31.960 And,

00:47:32.360 yeah,

00:47:34.880 man,

00:47:35.160 that negativity,

00:47:36.100 man.

00:47:37.880 I feel you.

00:47:39.660 Yeah,

00:47:39.940 you know,

00:47:40.160 I can,

00:47:40.500 I can relate

00:47:41.280 to that.

00:47:44.380 You know,

00:47:44.940 I was in a relationship

00:47:45.760 one time

00:47:46.460 and I was negative,

00:47:49.320 man.

00:47:51.320 You know,

00:47:51.800 in a lot of the

00:47:52.380 relationships I've been in,

00:47:53.300 actually,

00:47:53.480 when I think about it,

00:47:54.080 I was negative.

00:47:57.380 You know,

00:47:57.800 I didn't want to have

00:47:58.380 fun sometimes.

00:47:59.180 I didn't,

00:48:00.100 I didn't want to have

00:48:03.180 fun with someone else.

00:48:07.160 Especially not with

00:48:08.040 somebody else who loved me.

00:48:09.100 I didn't want to,

00:48:15.060 I couldn't.

00:48:17.120 Or I didn't want to.

00:48:19.900 Somewhere in there.

00:48:23.120 You know,

00:48:23.740 because if I had fun

00:48:24.520 with that person,

00:48:26.460 you know,

00:48:26.960 if I stayed positive,

00:48:28.160 then,

00:48:32.500 then it's put,

00:48:33.720 it's really putting

00:48:34.260 yourself out there.

00:48:35.080 It's making yourself

00:48:35.620 real vulnerable.

00:48:39.100 You know,

00:48:39.560 letting somebody

00:48:40.400 see me have a good

00:48:41.460 time,

00:48:43.100 just hard for me.

00:48:47.140 You know,

00:48:47.720 just hard for me

00:48:49.040 to do.

00:48:51.660 There's something

00:48:52.320 about it,

00:48:52.940 I just,

00:48:57.420 I think I was afraid

00:48:58.680 to let myself

00:48:59.540 be seen having

00:49:00.420 a good time.

00:49:04.860 Because if you see

00:49:05.880 me having fun,

00:49:06.720 if you know that

00:49:07.300 I care about you,

00:49:08.200 then that opens,

00:49:13.020 that opens up

00:49:15.280 a lot of risk.

00:49:19.960 That opens up

00:49:20.780 a lot of risk.

00:49:27.000 And it's easier

00:49:27.900 to be negative.

00:49:31.600 That way,

00:49:32.240 it shuts everything

00:49:33.160 down.

00:49:33.540 It shuts down

00:49:34.060 all possibility.

00:49:35.120 It shuts down

00:49:35.720 all joy

00:49:37.120 that could,

00:49:37.600 that could 0.68

00:49:37.920 happen.

00:49:44.400 But man,

00:49:45.140 it just,

00:49:46.580 you know,

00:49:46.860 in hindsight,

00:49:47.340 I wish I had

00:49:47.900 lifted up more

00:49:48.580 of the women

00:49:48.960 that I,

00:49:49.360 that I,

00:49:49.900 you know,

00:49:50.260 have had

00:49:50.840 relationships with.

00:49:53.600 You know,

00:49:54.040 the good part

00:49:54.600 of me does,

00:49:55.000 my heart

00:49:55.360 definitely does.

00:49:58.680 You know,

00:49:59.200 and just be

00:49:59.680 brave enough

00:50:00.380 to,

00:50:00.760 you know,

00:50:01.760 you know,

00:50:03.760 to let them

00:50:04.120 see you

00:50:04.440 have fun.

00:50:08.400 Yeah,

00:50:08.780 for me,

00:50:09.160 I think

00:50:09.560 people seeing

00:50:10.820 me have a

00:50:11.260 good time

00:50:11.740 or something,

00:50:12.240 maybe it was

00:50:12.700 a sign of

00:50:13.160 weakness for

00:50:13.720 me at times

00:50:14.380 in my life

00:50:14.980 or,

00:50:16.760 I don't

00:50:18.160 know.

00:50:19.360 And I'm

00:50:19.680 not,

00:50:20.000 you know,

00:50:21.480 I'm not

00:50:22.020 having pity

00:50:22.440 on myself

00:50:22.920 or anything,

00:50:23.400 I'm just

00:50:23.680 trying to

00:50:24.000 think about

00:50:26.020 why I

00:50:26.500 didn't want,

00:50:28.100 why I

00:50:28.660 would be

00:50:28.920 negative.

00:50:29.400 And the

00:50:32.880 saddest thing

00:50:33.500 about it

00:50:33.920 is when I

00:50:34.280 think back

00:50:34.880 is I've

00:50:37.280 got,

00:50:37.520 I've had

00:50:38.180 the blessing

00:50:38.760 of being

00:50:39.100 able to

00:50:39.420 date some

00:50:39.880 really,

00:50:41.760 some women 1.00

00:50:43.000 that were

00:50:43.300 very beautiful

00:50:44.000 on the

00:50:44.500 inside,

00:50:45.400 first and

00:50:46.340 foremost.

00:50:49.160 And I

00:50:49.700 really shut

00:50:50.240 that down

00:50:50.680 with a lot

00:50:51.040 of my

00:50:51.260 negativity

00:50:51.740 sometimes.

00:50:55.040 You know,

00:50:55.720 I just,

00:50:57.040 and,

00:50:57.460 and that's

00:50:58.840 not what I

00:50:59.220 want to be

00:50:59.560 about.

00:51:02.020 So I

00:51:02.520 think there's

00:51:02.900 ways to

00:51:03.300 figure it

00:51:03.640 out,

00:51:03.840 man.

00:51:04.000 I don't

00:51:04.240 have it

00:51:04.500 all figured

00:51:04.920 out myself,

00:51:05.940 so I

00:51:06.780 can't

00:51:07.060 really,

00:51:07.880 I can

00:51:08.300 just relate

00:51:08.780 to kind

00:51:09.180 of maybe

00:51:09.540 somewhat

00:51:10.020 of what

00:51:10.320 you're

00:51:10.460 talking

00:51:10.720 about,

00:51:11.100 but,

00:51:11.940 but yeah,

00:51:18.780 I don't

00:51:18.980 know exactly

00:51:19.600 the solution,

00:51:20.380 man.

00:51:20.600 It's,

00:51:21.080 you know,

00:51:21.860 one of the

00:51:22.380 reasons that

00:51:22.880 I,

00:51:23.180 you know,

00:51:23.320 I struggle

00:51:23.760 in relationships,

00:51:25.300 you know,

00:51:26.580 and it's

00:51:26.840 okay.

00:51:27.260 I'm determined

00:51:27.900 to,

00:51:28.200 you know,

00:51:29.000 to get

00:51:29.340 better and

00:51:29.780 to get

00:51:30.060 into a

00:51:30.320 better place

00:51:30.780 with them.

00:51:31.540 And,

00:51:32.000 and I do

00:51:34.100 believe that

00:51:34.540 we can.

00:51:35.040 I do

00:51:35.240 believe that,

00:51:36.920 and I think

00:51:37.720 we want it.

00:51:39.360 You know,

00:51:39.800 you sound like a

00:51:40.300 nice guy,

00:51:40.780 man.

00:51:40.880 You sound like

00:51:41.340 somebody that,

00:51:42.580 that I'd vote

00:51:43.760 for,

00:51:44.100 bro.

00:51:44.320 Vote for

00:51:44.760 Pedro,

00:51:45.280 you know?

00:51:46.280 So,

00:51:47.700 just don't be

00:51:48.140 too hard on

00:51:48.580 yourself,

00:51:48.960 man,

00:51:49.180 and we just,

00:51:49.640 we can learn

00:51:50.040 from our

00:51:50.360 mistakes,

00:51:50.800 but we should,

00:51:51.300 we got to

00:51:51.620 figure out

00:51:51.960 why we do

00:51:52.640 it.

00:51:52.880 you know,

00:51:56.040 for me,

00:51:56.340 a lot of

00:51:56.700 it is I

00:51:57.020 just,

00:51:57.420 if I let a,

00:52:00.220 if I'm in a

00:52:00.760 relationship and a

00:52:01.300 woman sees me 1.00

00:52:02.040 feeling good about

00:52:02.940 myself or sees

00:52:04.020 me having fun

00:52:06.180 or it's just

00:52:08.080 scary,

00:52:09.040 you know,

00:52:09.540 maybe it goes

00:52:10.080 back to who

00:52:11.420 knows?

00:52:12.200 I don't know.

00:52:13.080 When I was

00:52:13.680 young,

00:52:14.040 I just,

00:52:15.220 I don't know.

00:52:16.180 I don't know,

00:52:16.940 man,

00:52:17.600 but keep your

00:52:18.720 head up and

00:52:19.920 thanks for calling

00:52:20.640 and,

00:52:20.980 and helping me

00:52:23.620 kind of think

00:52:24.080 about it a little

00:52:24.640 bit.

00:52:25.860 You know,

00:52:26.360 I've been

00:52:26.560 struggling recently

00:52:27.240 to really get in

00:52:28.120 touch with any

00:52:28.720 of my feelings

00:52:29.340 at all,

00:52:30.220 especially the

00:52:31.100 past six months.

00:52:32.120 So,

00:52:33.440 having this moment

00:52:34.240 to really,

00:52:35.220 to think about

00:52:36.200 this,

00:52:36.460 even some,

00:52:38.800 has been nice

00:52:41.020 for you.

00:52:41.460 It's been nice

00:52:41.920 for me.

00:52:42.640 So,

00:52:42.900 thank you,

00:52:43.280 bro.

00:52:43.760 Be good to

00:52:44.360 yourself,

00:52:44.760 man.

00:52:44.920 I'll talk to

00:52:45.360 you soon.

00:52:46.700 All right,

00:52:47.220 let's take a

00:52:47.700 call here.

00:52:48.200 Here we go.

00:52:49.580 Yo,

00:52:49.780 Theo,

00:52:50.140 this is Anthony

00:52:50.780 from Indianapolis.

00:52:53.520 You wanted us

00:52:54.420 to call in for

00:52:55.060 comments,

00:52:55.600 questions,

00:52:56.060 concerns,

00:52:56.800 issues.

00:52:57.740 Yep,

00:52:58.200 thank you for

00:52:58.560 calling,

00:52:58.920 Anthony.

00:53:00.340 Onward.

00:53:01.160 Well,

00:53:01.460 this is an

00:53:01.920 issue.

00:53:03.020 See,

00:53:03.540 at the

00:53:04.020 one hour

00:53:04.840 and 22

00:53:05.460 minute mark

00:53:06.260 of your

00:53:06.580 podcast

00:53:07.200 with Mr.

00:53:07.660 Neil Brennan,

00:53:08.960 you decided

00:53:10.040 out of all

00:53:10.820 30 teams

00:53:11.460 in the NBA,

00:53:12.700 you compared

00:53:13.300 your less

00:53:14.440 than sex

00:53:15.240 life,

00:53:15.700 to my

00:53:16.420 Indiana

00:53:16.900 Pacers.

00:53:18.120 And that's

00:53:18.840 when you

00:53:19.060 made it

00:53:19.320 personal.

00:53:20.240 I can't,

00:53:20.880 I can't

00:53:21.540 listen to the

00:53:21.900 rest of

00:53:22.120 this podcast.

00:53:23.200 And to be

00:53:23.860 honest,

00:53:24.800 I don't know

00:53:25.360 if I can even

00:53:25.840 continue.

00:53:27.200 Gang,

00:53:27.720 bro,

00:53:27.980 I respect it.

00:53:28.700 thank you for

00:53:29.160 the call,

00:53:30.300 Anthony.

00:53:31.880 Yeah,

00:53:32.300 if I think

00:53:32.780 about my

00:53:33.280 sex life,

00:53:34.080 dude,

00:53:34.360 or my

00:53:34.700 sexual ability,

00:53:35.940 I'm the

00:53:36.320 Indiana Pacers.

00:53:38.200 And it's

00:53:38.740 not sex life, 0.80

00:53:39.900 it's sex

00:53:40.360 ability,

00:53:41.020 man.

00:53:41.840 You know,

00:53:42.180 I'll keep 0.97

00:53:42.540 shooting, 0.98

00:53:42.960 I'll take 0.96

00:53:43.320 some chances,

00:53:44.800 you know,

00:53:45.100 I do a few

00:53:45.640 more layups

00:53:46.360 than I do

00:53:46.820 dunks,

00:53:47.460 I steal.

00:53:51.260 You know,

00:53:51.900 I'll call a 1.00

00:53:52.400 lot of

00:53:52.780 timeouts.

00:53:55.900 And I'm

00:53:56.480 not like a

00:53:56.980 real champion,

00:53:58.220 but,

00:53:59.120 but,

00:54:01.140 you know,

00:54:03.900 but,

00:54:04.240 but I

00:54:06.320 always,

00:54:07.040 you know,

00:54:07.580 I keep

00:54:08.100 playing.

00:54:10.120 And,

00:54:10.880 and I

00:54:12.680 think,

00:54:12.980 yeah,

00:54:13.120 I think that's

00:54:13.660 where I am,

00:54:14.280 man.

00:54:14.500 I really do

00:54:15.100 think I'm the

00:54:15.640 Indiana Pacers.

00:54:17.460 of when

00:54:18.500 it comes to

00:54:18.980 sexual.

00:54:20.180 So,

00:54:20.700 thank you for

00:54:21.040 the call,

00:54:21.480 man,

00:54:21.660 and thank you

00:54:21.940 for thinking

00:54:22.300 about it.

00:54:24.060 All right,

00:54:24.600 let's take

00:54:24.940 another call

00:54:25.480 here.

00:54:26.000 Here we go.

00:54:27.900 Hey,

00:54:28.380 Theo,

00:54:28.660 this is Brady

00:54:29.360 from

00:54:30.320 Janayton Hutton

00:54:31.300 in the great

00:54:32.360 state of Ohio,

00:54:33.160 the big boy

00:54:33.660 Buckeye State.

00:54:35.060 I just got a

00:54:35.720 question for you

00:54:36.660 about hairstyles

00:54:38.280 since you are

00:54:38.740 the king

00:54:39.320 of hairstyles.

00:54:40.980 Well,

00:54:41.940 I have a

00:54:43.200 hairstyle,

00:54:43.760 that is for

00:54:44.180 sure,

00:54:44.560 man.

00:54:45.000 You know,

00:54:45.260 I got this

00:54:45.780 hairstyle,

00:54:46.560 boy.

00:54:46.800 And I got

00:54:47.800 that splash,

00:54:48.580 baby,

00:54:48.900 go,

00:54:49.240 gang.

00:54:50.760 I've always

00:54:51.420 had short

00:54:51.980 hair,

00:54:52.620 and I'm a

00:54:53.000 senior in

00:54:53.540 college,

00:54:54.240 and I'm

00:54:54.900 really debating

00:54:55.500 on growing out

00:54:56.060 my hair and

00:54:56.620 getting that

00:54:57.040 juicy big 1.00

00:54:57.720 boy mullet.

00:54:59.020 That mullet, 0.59

00:54:59.900 huh?

00:55:00.680 You thinking

00:55:01.080 about that

00:55:01.520 mullet?

00:55:03.160 That mullet.

00:55:06.140 Onward.

00:55:06.580 You know,

00:55:08.100 with that

00:55:08.500 last semester

00:55:09.400 coming in,

00:55:10.140 you know,

00:55:10.420 in the

00:55:10.600 professional

00:55:11.040 world,

00:55:11.520 I don't

00:55:11.700 know if

00:55:11.940 it's a

00:55:12.180 little bit

00:55:12.440 too

00:55:12.640 risque

00:55:12.960 to have

00:55:13.980 that

00:55:14.140 big

00:55:14.380 boy

00:55:14.560 mullet

00:55:14.980 rolling

00:55:15.220 around.

00:55:15.580 Dude,

00:55:16.580 let me

00:55:16.780 tell you

00:55:17.080 this about

00:55:17.500 risque,

00:55:18.220 brother.

00:55:19.000 You know

00:55:19.280 what's

00:55:19.500 risque?

00:55:20.360 To go

00:55:20.820 through

00:55:21.000 your

00:55:21.180 whole

00:55:21.460 life

00:55:22.040 looking

00:55:23.000 like

00:55:23.240 a

00:55:23.380 dang 0.86

00:55:23.820 head 0.99

00:55:25.560 chump. 1.00

00:55:26.840 You 0.98

00:55:27.240 gotta

00:55:27.440 grow

00:55:27.760 that

00:55:28.040 splash,

00:55:28.680 baby.

00:55:28.960 Drop

00:55:29.180 that

00:55:29.420 backsplash.

00:55:30.180 I'm

00:55:30.300 talking

00:55:30.440 about

00:55:30.620 that

00:55:30.800 baby

00:55:31.180 drape.

00:55:32.380 I'm

00:55:32.560 talking

00:55:32.740 about

00:55:32.940 that 0.95

00:55:33.140 freaking 0.88

00:55:33.480 magic

00:55:33.980 carpet

00:55:34.720 right

00:55:35.620 on the

00:55:35.940 back

00:55:36.140 of

00:55:36.240 your 0.68

00:55:36.380 neck. 0.99

00:55:37.760 You

00:55:38.220 ain't

00:55:38.340 got

00:55:38.480 the 1.00

00:55:38.700 balls 0.99

00:55:39.140 to

00:55:39.360 grow

00:55:39.560 the

00:55:39.780 falls,

00:55:40.380 brother.

00:55:40.600 You

00:55:40.620 talking

00:55:40.760 about

00:55:40.880 the

00:55:41.020 professional

00:55:41.660 world?

00:55:44.500 Playoffs?

00:55:45.820 Dude,

00:55:46.100 you're

00:55:46.280 out of

00:55:46.580 your

00:55:46.720 mind,

00:55:47.220 man.

00:55:48.220 You're

00:55:48.620 fresh

00:55:48.960 out of

00:55:49.300 college,

00:55:49.800 dude.

00:55:49.980 You

00:55:50.080 still

00:55:50.720 smell

00:55:51.500 like

00:55:51.820 LSD

00:55:52.400 and

00:55:52.700 liquor.

00:55:53.780 Nobody's

00:55:54.300 giving

00:55:54.480 you a 0.57

00:55:54.900 decent

00:55:55.220 job

00:55:55.660 for a

00:55:56.060 while,

00:55:56.620 buddy

00:55:56.860 bear.

00:55:58.360 Okay?

00:55:59.320 So,

00:55:59.860 I think

00:56:00.180 you need

00:56:00.520 to 0.83

00:56:00.660 freaking

00:56:00.920 get that

00:56:01.720 drip

00:56:02.120 off

00:56:02.340 the

00:56:02.500 back.

00:56:04.320 Let

00:56:04.720 me

00:56:04.800 tell

00:56:04.980 you

00:56:05.100 this,

00:56:05.420 man.

00:56:05.600 You

00:56:05.700 walk

00:56:06.020 into

00:56:06.180 an

00:56:06.380 office

00:56:06.760 with

00:56:07.360 that

00:56:07.580 mullet

00:56:08.140 and

00:56:09.420 they'll

00:56:09.680 love

00:56:09.960 you.

00:56:10.780 They'll

00:56:11.220 respect

00:56:11.700 you.

00:56:11.900 You're

00:56:12.000 not

00:56:12.100 just

00:56:12.280 a

00:56:12.460 man.

00:56:12.920 You're

00:56:13.200 a

00:56:13.340 mascot.

00:56:15.000 You

00:56:15.440 come

00:56:15.680 in

00:56:15.800 with

00:56:15.940 that

00:56:16.160 mullet,

00:56:16.760 baby,

00:56:17.740 and

00:56:18.260 people

00:56:18.600 want

00:56:18.960 to

00:56:19.140 see

00:56:19.440 it.

00:56:20.740 You'll

00:56:21.120 have

00:56:21.280 ladies 0.99

00:56:21.600 hanging

00:56:22.120 off

00:56:22.500 of

00:56:22.700 it.

00:56:22.820 Where's

00:56:23.060 the

00:56:23.220 secretary?

00:56:24.380 We

00:56:24.560 haven't

00:56:24.900 found

00:56:25.160 where?

00:56:25.680 Oh,

00:56:26.520 and

00:56:26.720 she,

00:56:27.040 you

00:56:27.060 can't

00:56:31.720 hanging

00:56:31.960 off

00:56:32.180 that

00:56:32.480 curtain.

00:56:34.600 You

00:56:35.080 gotta

00:56:35.280 get

00:56:35.540 that

00:56:35.760 curtain,

00:56:36.120 baby,

00:56:36.340 that

00:56:36.480 certain

00:56:36.880 curtain,

00:56:37.380 dog.

00:56:38.700 In

00:56:38.960 some

00:56:39.220 places,

00:56:39.520 it's

00:56:39.760 a

00:56:39.920 mullet,

00:56:41.220 and

00:56:41.460 in

00:56:41.700 Europe,

00:56:42.820 okay,

00:56:43.160 which is

00:56:43.440 a lot

00:56:43.740 of the

00:56:43.960 world,

00:56:44.460 it is

00:56:44.780 a soccer

00:56:46.900 haircut.

00:56:48.080 You

00:56:48.420 go up

00:56:48.740 to

00:56:48.880 Canada,

00:56:49.300 this is

00:56:49.560 a hockey

00:56:49.960 haircut.

00:56:51.800 So,

00:56:52.140 look,

00:56:52.840 but I'm

00:56:53.200 saying

00:56:53.480 this,

00:56:54.160 if you

00:56:54.480 want to

00:56:54.780 live your

00:56:55.200 whole

00:56:55.580 life

00:56:56.120 never

00:56:56.780 knowing

00:56:57.420 what it

00:56:58.160 feels

00:56:58.600 like

00:56:59.060 to be

00:57:00.200 a 0.77

00:57:00.560 beast

00:57:01.200 then

00:57:03.360 go

00:57:03.680 on.

00:57:05.900 Go

00:57:06.300 get

00:57:06.580 you

00:57:06.720 a

00:57:06.900 job,

00:57:07.400 dog.

00:57:08.900 But

00:57:09.300 I'd

00:57:09.480 rather

00:57:09.660 show up

00:57:10.260 looking

00:57:10.860 like

00:57:11.740 the

00:57:12.260 Lord's

00:57:13.120 boy

00:57:13.580 with

00:57:16.760 that 0.98

00:57:17.060 freaking 0.86

00:57:17.580 waterfall.

00:57:21.340 Good

00:57:21.860 luck

00:57:22.080 out in

00:57:22.540 the

00:57:22.940 world,

00:57:23.300 man,

00:57:23.420 whatever

00:57:23.600 you

00:57:23.800 choose

00:57:24.020 to

00:57:24.180 do.

00:57:25.580 But

00:57:26.040 you

00:57:26.160 keep

00:57:26.360 that

00:57:26.560 fade,

00:57:27.040 bro,

00:57:28.240 gang.

00:57:31.200 I'm

00:57:32.020 going

00:57:32.080 to

00:57:32.140 tell

00:57:32.300 you

00:57:32.400 this

00:57:32.600 right

00:57:32.840 now,

00:57:33.320 you

00:57:33.520 got

00:57:33.720 to

00:57:33.820 know

00:57:33.960 that

00:57:34.160 hiring

00:57:34.640 can

00:57:35.080 be

00:57:35.280 a

00:57:35.500 slow

00:57:35.920 process,

00:57:37.160 especially

00:57:37.840 if

00:57:38.100 everybody

00:57:38.500 has

00:57:38.820 the

00:57:39.060 same

00:57:40.000 haircut.

00:57:41.420 But

00:57:41.900 you

00:57:42.060 see

00:57:42.280 one

00:57:42.560 person

00:57:42.880 come

00:57:43.120 in

00:57:43.240 with

00:57:43.400 that

00:57:43.680 oh,

00:57:50.000 you

00:57:50.200 know

00:57:50.540 straight 0.70

00:57:51.040 up.

00:57:52.000 You

00:57:52.380 got

00:57:52.520 to

00:57:52.620 drop

00:57:52.840 them

00:57:53.040 trout

00:57:53.440 lines

00:57:53.840 on

00:57:54.020 that

00:57:54.220 neck,

00:57:54.700 baby. 0.97

00:57:55.480 You

00:57:55.720 got

00:57:55.880 to

00:57:56.000 come

00:57:56.260 full.

00:57:56.680 You

00:57:56.720 got

00:57:56.860 to

00:57:56.940 get

00:57:57.060 that

00:57:57.280 lettuce,

00:57:57.800 baby.

00:57:58.020 you

00:57:59.020 got

00:57:59.160 to

00:57:59.300 serve

00:57:59.580 that

00:57:59.860 cabbage.

00:58:01.800 Grow

00:58:01.940 it

00:58:02.560 out,

00:58:02.840 brother,

00:58:03.860 and get

00:58:04.540 a job,

00:58:05.100 man.

00:58:06.300 You

00:58:06.460 get

00:58:06.620 a job,

00:58:07.140 dude,

00:58:07.300 doing

00:58:07.520 whatever

00:58:07.800 you

00:58:08.020 want,

00:58:08.400 wrestling,

00:58:09.380 body

00:58:09.660 slamming 0.87

00:58:10.120 the

00:58:10.280 neighbor,

00:58:10.680 making

00:58:10.900 love,

00:58:11.520 dude,

00:58:11.660 once

00:58:11.840 you

00:58:11.980 get

00:58:12.160 that

00:58:12.400 hair,

00:58:12.760 boy.

00:58:16.180 Speaking

00:58:16.700 of hair

00:58:17.740 and hiring,

00:58:19.620 hiring can

00:58:20.360 be a

00:58:20.700 slow

00:58:21.040 process.

00:58:23.260 Cafe

00:58:23.580 Altura's

00:58:24.540 COO,

00:58:25.500 Dylan

00:58:25.820 Miskiewicz,

00:58:26.920 needed to

00:58:27.440 hire a

00:58:27.800 director

00:58:28.140 of

00:58:28.360 coffee

00:58:28.700 for his

00:58:29.040 organic

00:58:29.440 coffee

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00:58:30.640 but he

00:58:31.240 was having

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00:58:52.080 Dylan

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00:59:47.840 man and I

00:59:48.340 love these

00:59:48.960 and I'm

00:59:49.260 happy to be

00:59:52.800 here and

00:59:53.820 I'm

00:59:53.940 you know

00:59:54.580 and I'm

00:59:57.820 doing my

00:59:58.220 best man.

01:00:00.100 I'm doing

01:00:00.800 my best.

01:00:04.060 You know

01:00:04.620 sometimes I'm

01:00:05.140 afraid I get

01:00:05.620 afraid to

01:00:06.060 talk about

01:00:06.720 stuff on

01:00:08.220 here sometimes

01:00:08.880 I think.

01:00:10.620 I don't know

01:00:11.300 what happened I

01:00:11.820 think I just

01:00:12.220 got afraid

01:00:12.720 sometimes this

01:00:13.420 year.

01:00:16.440 Man I just

01:00:17.180 got afraid of

01:00:17.700 everything.

01:00:20.900 Oh

01:00:22.800 but that's

01:00:23.340 the past

01:00:23.820 man and

01:00:25.860 and that's

01:00:28.940 okay and

01:00:30.720 everything is

01:00:31.260 going to be

01:00:31.620 okay.

01:00:34.520 Let's take

01:00:35.120 another couple

01:00:35.580 of calls man.

01:00:36.640 Here we go.

01:00:38.880 Hey what's

01:00:39.320 up Theo Vaughn

01:00:40.180 this is Luke

01:00:40.900 from Tampa

01:00:42.160 Florida.

01:00:43.280 What's up Luke

01:00:44.020 thank you for

01:00:44.940 hitting the

01:00:45.260 hotline brother.

01:00:46.980 And I'm

01:00:47.720 real happy right

01:00:48.380 now.

01:00:49.480 I just asked

01:00:50.540 out my crush.

01:00:51.340 crush at

01:00:55.700 work you

01:00:56.580 know we

01:00:57.620 were friends

01:00:58.100 I was

01:00:58.520 talking to

01:00:59.380 her and I

01:00:59.680 started to

01:01:00.120 like her and

01:01:00.580 stuff and

01:01:01.180 you know

01:01:02.140 decided today

01:01:03.220 to ask her

01:01:03.700 out and

01:01:05.020 you know I

01:01:05.520 just came up

01:01:06.000 to her and

01:01:06.380 said you

01:01:06.940 know do you

01:01:07.220 want to grab

01:01:08.500 coffee or

01:01:09.380 something

01:01:09.940 sometime.

01:01:11.480 Nice nice

01:01:12.160 casual move.

01:01:13.440 And you know

01:01:14.220 she started to

01:01:14.900 get weird and

01:01:15.540 I just said

01:01:16.080 you know you

01:01:16.500 can I know

01:01:17.780 this is weird

01:01:18.340 you can say

01:01:18.760 no if you

01:01:19.180 want to.

01:01:19.620 and she

01:01:21.960 was just

01:01:22.260 like I

01:01:22.660 mean yeah we

01:01:23.180 can get

01:01:23.580 get coffee

01:01:24.380 as friends

01:01:25.320 and that

01:01:26.900 kind of broke

01:01:27.360 my heart a

01:01:27.860 little bit.

01:01:29.540 But now I

01:01:31.660 you know now

01:01:33.200 I know I

01:01:34.680 can move on

01:01:35.360 and I

01:01:37.000 don't have to

01:01:37.400 catch feelings

01:01:37.900 for this girl

01:01:38.400 anymore and

01:01:39.820 I did a good

01:01:40.420 thing for my

01:01:41.000 self-esteem.

01:01:41.920 You know it

01:01:42.100 hurts a little

01:01:42.520 bit but I

01:01:43.440 know in the

01:01:43.800 long term this

01:01:44.460 is good for

01:01:45.560 me and this

01:01:45.960 was a brave

01:01:47.400 thing for me

01:01:47.920 to do.

01:01:48.220 I don't do

01:01:48.660 stuff like

01:01:49.060 that often

01:01:49.520 so I'm

01:01:50.700 just real

01:01:51.020 happy.

01:01:52.100 So hey

01:01:53.000 thank you

01:01:53.380 man.

01:01:53.820 Peace.

01:01:55.300 Peace brother

01:01:56.140 thank you.

01:01:57.720 Man that's

01:01:58.640 awesome.

01:02:00.680 Hell yeah

01:02:01.300 bruh.

01:02:03.220 Luke out

01:02:04.020 there getting

01:02:06.020 it in.

01:02:08.020 Dude there's

01:02:08.860 no getting

01:02:09.640 rejected by a

01:02:10.520 woman.

01:02:11.120 Fine lady 0.92

01:02:11.980 you missed

01:02:13.300 the bus.

01:02:15.140 If you don't

01:02:15.780 like being on

01:02:16.460 the bus then

01:02:17.460 you missed

01:02:20.000 it.

01:02:21.280 Dude that's

01:02:21.740 brave man.

01:02:22.320 I love it.

01:02:24.100 I love it

01:02:24.980 because they're

01:02:25.260 in the man

01:02:25.820 out there who

01:02:26.980 doesn't wish

01:02:27.760 if they could

01:02:29.080 go back in

01:02:29.700 time so many

01:02:30.460 times that

01:02:30.980 they'd ask the

01:02:31.580 girl out. 0.99

01:02:32.940 And that's

01:02:33.560 not you

01:02:33.960 today.

01:02:35.620 It does

01:02:36.240 wonders for

01:02:36.880 your self-esteem.

01:02:37.800 Hearing that

01:02:38.240 inspired my

01:02:38.940 self-esteem

01:02:39.580 man.

01:02:41.220 Dude that's

01:02:41.980 awesome.

01:02:44.040 Yeah dude

01:02:44.620 what a great

01:02:45.780 statement that

01:02:46.720 it hurts a

01:02:48.120 little now but

01:02:48.720 you know now

01:02:49.520 you're not

01:02:49.860 going to have

01:02:50.160 these aimless

01:02:50.860 wandering

01:02:51.400 thoughts about

01:02:52.160 her and all 0.50

01:02:52.700 of this and

01:02:53.160 that.

01:02:55.780 It's clean

01:02:56.640 in your book.

01:02:58.600 Your

01:02:58.800 communication was

01:02:59.680 real real

01:03:00.300 clean man.

01:03:01.180 That's awesome.

01:03:02.920 And that's

01:03:03.320 communication.

01:03:05.420 You had a

01:03:06.180 feeling you

01:03:06.560 communicated it.

01:03:07.860 She communicated.

01:03:09.060 You recognized

01:03:09.680 when she felt a

01:03:10.580 little uncomfortable

01:03:11.240 which was real

01:03:12.300 nice of you.

01:03:12.920 you didn't put

01:03:13.420 the you know

01:03:14.040 you didn't put

01:03:15.620 that hot iron

01:03:16.380 on her back.

01:03:19.220 Man I

01:03:19.860 commend you

01:03:20.320 bro.

01:03:21.340 Gang boy.

01:03:22.800 That's what we

01:03:23.480 do around here.

01:03:25.040 That's what we

01:03:25.900 do.

01:03:27.580 We ask girls

01:03:28.660 out.

01:03:29.200 We get

01:03:29.520 rejected.

01:03:31.460 Gang

01:03:31.960 gang boy.

01:03:34.960 Self-esteem

01:03:35.940 gang bro.

01:03:37.120 I love that

01:03:37.680 dude.

01:03:38.020 Thank you for

01:03:38.400 calling man.

01:03:39.180 Man that made

01:03:39.900 me feel so good.

01:03:40.920 Thank you so

01:03:41.400 much brother.

01:03:42.920 Dang that's

01:03:45.420 powerful right

01:03:46.360 there.

01:03:47.880 Get out of

01:03:48.640 your head.

01:03:49.180 Get into

01:03:49.540 action.

01:03:50.340 He did it.

01:03:52.040 He did it.

01:03:55.360 Let's take

01:03:56.000 another call.

01:03:58.100 Hey Theo.

01:03:58.620 I'm like you

01:04:10.740 man.

01:04:11.140 I got that

01:04:12.040 monkey on my

01:04:15.900 back. 0.92

01:04:19.280 And I'm

01:04:20.100 just don't know

01:04:22.160 what to do

01:04:22.660 anymore.

01:04:23.080 thank you for

01:04:26.680 calling man.

01:04:29.540 Let's hear

01:04:30.160 more.

01:04:33.280 But

01:04:33.800 listen man

01:04:36.600 I've been

01:04:36.880 sober a

01:04:37.800 handful of

01:04:38.320 times and

01:04:39.400 I've had a

01:04:40.360 few years

01:04:40.900 under my

01:04:41.340 belt and

01:04:43.300 I've always

01:04:43.980 gone back to

01:04:46.040 the dark

01:04:46.440 side you

01:04:46.980 know and

01:04:47.920 man I'm

01:04:52.360 42 years

01:04:53.160 old and

01:04:53.780 I've got

01:04:57.040 these

01:04:57.340 beautiful

01:04:57.900 kids

01:04:58.440 and

01:05:01.840 I got

01:05:03.240 three of

01:05:03.780 them and

01:05:04.340 they're

01:05:04.760 amazing

01:05:05.360 and I'm

01:05:08.180 just starting

01:05:08.680 to run

01:05:09.040 out of

01:05:09.400 running out

01:05:10.220 of gas

01:05:10.680 man like

01:05:11.500 I can't

01:05:11.820 hold up

01:05:12.180 like I

01:05:12.500 used to

01:05:13.000 and I

01:05:13.740 and the

01:05:14.320 drinking is

01:05:14.920 just it's

01:05:15.460 tearing me

01:05:15.900 down.

01:05:16.260 I feel

01:05:19.800 ashamed to

01:05:20.560 call on

01:05:21.640 this line

01:05:22.220 and sit

01:05:22.860 here and

01:05:23.140 cry but

01:05:25.440 I'm tired

01:05:26.040 man it's

01:05:27.780 wearing me

01:05:28.280 out and

01:05:28.880 I'm so

01:05:29.160 tired and

01:05:29.720 I don't I

01:05:30.620 feel hopeless

01:05:31.920 about getting

01:05:32.680 back in the

01:05:33.200 program and

01:05:33.980 I think that's

01:05:34.560 the main reason

01:05:35.160 I'm calling

01:05:35.720 because I

01:05:37.680 don't know

01:05:38.000 how to get

01:05:38.540 that that

01:05:40.100 get that

01:05:40.980 hope going

01:05:41.540 again and

01:05:42.180 believe that

01:05:43.100 that I can

01:05:43.780 do this one

01:05:44.500 more time.

01:05:46.260 I just

01:05:47.220 don't know

01:05:47.540 how to

01:05:47.860 live sober

01:05:48.780 scares the

01:05:50.420 hell out

01:05:50.780 of me. 0.87

01:05:53.040 These kids

01:05:53.880 depend on

01:05:54.560 me and

01:05:55.240 that's a

01:05:55.580 lot of

01:05:55.840 pressure and

01:05:56.500 I didn't

01:05:58.060 grow up like

01:05:58.700 a lot of

01:05:59.060 people I

01:05:59.480 think I

01:05:59.760 grew up

01:06:00.160 kind of

01:06:00.540 like you

01:06:01.020 and I

01:06:03.320 don't really

01:06:03.660 know how

01:06:03.980 to handle 1.00

01:06:04.380 shit man. 0.99

01:06:08.560 I'm just 0.99

01:06:09.200 trying real

01:06:09.820 hard but

01:06:11.460 it's getting

01:06:11.820 harder and

01:06:12.480 I'm starting 1.00

01:06:13.680 to fuck 0.62

01:06:14.100 things up

01:06:14.740 and I

01:06:16.580 was talking

01:06:16.960 to my

01:06:17.340 buddy

01:06:17.700 and my

01:06:20.520 sponsor a

01:06:21.060 bunch of

01:06:21.300 times but

01:06:21.820 anyway he

01:06:22.300 said he

01:06:24.080 was talking

01:06:24.620 to me about

01:06:25.220 the gambler

01:06:25.880 and about

01:06:27.420 how the

01:06:27.760 gambler just

01:06:28.340 keeps playing

01:06:29.020 until they

01:06:30.320 lose, that

01:06:30.960 they're actually

01:06:31.560 playing to

01:06:32.280 lose and

01:06:34.480 I think that

01:06:37.760 might be the

01:06:38.320 case for me

01:06:38.940 for some

01:06:39.360 reason.

01:06:39.700 I don't

01:06:42.440 know how

01:06:42.840 to stop

01:06:43.680 this thing.

01:06:46.620 Anyway man

01:06:47.320 I don't

01:06:47.600 know what

01:06:47.920 I'm trying

01:06:48.260 to say to

01:06:48.800 you and I

01:06:49.100 don't even

01:06:49.360 know why

01:06:49.660 I'm calling

01:06:50.000 you about

01:06:50.520 it.

01:06:51.040 It seems

01:06:52.680 like the

01:06:53.000 right thing

01:06:53.360 to do

01:06:53.600 would be

01:06:53.800 like well

01:06:54.140 hey take 1.00

01:06:54.540 your ass 1.00

01:06:54.900 to a 1.00

01:06:55.200 meeting you 1.00

01:06:55.700 dummy. 0.99

01:06:56.000 and I 0.98

01:06:57.520 hear that

01:06:58.880 but where

01:06:59.980 I live

01:07:00.480 man sometimes

01:07:01.120 meetings they

01:07:02.580 don't really

01:07:04.680 provide what

01:07:05.900 you need.

01:07:07.880 Not a lot

01:07:08.760 of great

01:07:09.060 meetings around

01:07:09.640 here but

01:07:10.120 man here's

01:07:13.080 the deal man

01:07:13.760 I just want

01:07:15.020 to stop this 1.00

01:07:15.640 shit man and 1.00

01:07:16.300 I just want 0.98

01:07:16.680 to be a good

01:07:17.200 dad.

01:07:18.940 I just want

01:07:19.400 my kids

01:07:20.140 I just want

01:07:21.780 to be something

01:07:22.320 that my kids

01:07:22.960 can look up

01:07:23.620 to and

01:07:25.700 have tried

01:07:28.020 in and

01:07:29.040 want to be

01:07:29.560 like but

01:07:32.000 but that's

01:07:33.360 not what

01:07:33.860 they're seeing

01:07:34.320 right now

01:07:34.960 and now

01:07:35.940 it's killing

01:07:36.540 me man.

01:07:45.520 Thanks for

01:07:46.320 calling man

01:07:47.040 I appreciate

01:07:48.240 it.

01:07:50.740 I'm sorry

01:07:51.680 you're having

01:07:52.080 a tough

01:07:52.420 time.

01:07:55.700 you know

01:07:56.180 as brave

01:08:00.680 of you

01:08:00.940 to call

01:08:01.400 you know

01:08:07.200 it shows

01:08:07.840 that

01:08:08.280 or to me

01:08:09.700 it shows

01:08:10.140 that you

01:08:10.440 care about

01:08:10.880 yourself.

01:08:15.880 Yeah I can

01:08:16.520 relate a lot

01:08:17.220 man I can

01:08:18.440 relate a lot

01:08:18.920 I think we

01:08:19.300 are a lot

01:08:19.660 the same.

01:08:20.140 you know

01:08:22.080 I just

01:08:22.360 keep

01:08:22.580 trying but

01:08:23.440 I was

01:08:25.100 just not

01:08:25.960 finding

01:08:26.280 solution

01:08:26.840 not

01:08:27.180 finding

01:08:27.520 comfort.

01:08:31.200 Man it

01:08:31.980 gets tiring.

01:08:36.520 It gets

01:08:37.340 so tiring

01:08:38.080 just

01:08:38.460 the energy

01:08:40.920 we spend

01:08:41.560 just

01:08:41.820 just

01:08:42.260 just

01:08:43.120 spinning

01:08:43.500 our

01:08:43.800 wheels

01:08:44.320 man.

01:08:46.800 Yeah.

01:08:50.140 and the

01:08:53.340 gambler

01:08:53.760 that's a

01:08:54.160 good

01:08:54.560 reference

01:08:54.940 by your

01:08:55.300 friend.

01:08:58.640 Yeah sometimes

01:08:59.400 just keep

01:08:59.840 playing just

01:09:00.360 to lose.

01:09:03.800 You know

01:09:04.320 sometimes when

01:09:04.760 I would

01:09:04.980 smoke

01:09:05.240 cigarettes

01:09:05.720 I would

01:09:06.220 smoke

01:09:06.560 them

01:09:06.700 and I

01:09:06.920 would

01:09:07.040 be

01:09:07.220 I'd 0.93

01:09:07.700 burn 0.99

01:09:08.100 half of

01:09:08.520 one

01:09:08.640 I'd

01:09:08.820 start

01:09:09.020 smoking

01:09:09.360 the

01:09:09.520 next

01:09:09.780 one

01:09:09.940 before

01:09:10.180 I

01:09:10.380 even

01:09:10.540 finished

01:09:10.840 the

01:09:10.980 one

01:09:11.120 I

01:09:11.220 was

01:09:11.340 on

01:09:11.520 I'd

01:09:11.720 put

01:09:11.880 it

01:09:12.000 out

01:09:12.120 and

01:09:12.200 start

01:09:12.340 smoking

01:09:12.620 the

01:09:12.780 next

01:09:13.040 one

01:09:13.300 because

01:09:14.900 I

01:09:15.040 wasn't

01:09:15.300 smoking

01:09:15.660 to

01:09:15.800 enjoy

01:09:16.140 smoking

01:09:16.560 I

01:09:16.720 was

01:09:16.880 smoking

01:09:17.240 just

01:09:17.480 to burn 0.98

01:09:18.000 myself 0.60

01:09:18.660 down.

01:09:20.140 I

01:09:21.480 wanted

01:09:21.660 to

01:09:21.880 cook

01:09:22.120 my

01:09:22.360 heart

01:09:22.640 like

01:09:22.820 a 1.00

01:09:22.980 damn 1.00

01:09:23.200 little 1.00

01:09:23.400 chicken

01:09:23.800 because

01:09:27.280 I

01:09:27.520 had

01:09:27.700 control

01:09:28.200 over

01:09:28.460 that.

01:09:34.460 Yeah

01:09:34.860 just

01:09:35.100 playing

01:09:35.420 to lose

01:09:35.920 man

01:09:36.240 I

01:09:36.400 don't

01:09:36.520 care

01:09:36.700 if I

01:09:36.960 lose

01:09:37.180 at least

01:09:37.520 but at

01:09:37.940 least

01:09:38.080 I

01:09:38.420 lose

01:09:38.920 you know

01:09:39.360 I'm

01:09:40.020 in

01:09:40.140 control

01:09:40.480 if I

01:09:40.860 lose

01:09:41.260 that's

01:09:42.680 this

01:09:42.840 thing

01:09:43.100 that

01:09:43.280 that's

01:09:43.940 this

01:09:44.140 story

01:09:44.520 that

01:09:44.740 there

01:09:44.920 is

01:09:45.120 that's

01:09:45.340 the

01:09:45.480 feeling

01:09:45.960 you

01:09:49.920 know

01:09:50.060 watch

01:09:50.380 me

01:09:50.560 wreck

01:09:50.800 my

01:09:51.000 life

01:09:51.240 don't

01:09:51.480 don't

01:09:51.740 you

01:09:51.880 care

01:09:52.300 that

01:09:55.420 was

01:09:55.580 this

01:09:55.760 thing

01:09:55.980 always

01:09:56.300 inside

01:09:56.680 of

01:09:56.800 me

01:09:56.900 watch

01:09:57.160 me

01:09:57.340 you

01:09:58.400 know

01:09:58.540 watch

01:09:58.860 me

01:09:59.340 you

01:10:03.520 know

01:10:03.640 when it

01:10:03.900 came to

01:10:04.200 my

01:10:04.400 addiction

01:10:04.780 and stuff

01:10:05.300 or when

01:10:05.540 it

01:10:05.660 comes

01:10:05.920 to

01:10:06.140 it

01:10:06.260 that's

01:10:06.520 a

01:10:06.680 story

01:10:06.960 that's

01:10:07.260 inside

01:10:07.600 of

01:10:07.760 me

01:10:07.860 sometimes

01:10:08.360 or

01:10:08.600 that

01:10:08.800 can

01:10:09.020 be

01:10:09.200 inside

01:10:09.540 of

01:10:09.700 me

01:10:09.940 watch

01:10:15.480 me

01:10:15.720 ruin

01:10:16.120 everything

01:10:16.700 because

01:10:19.480 I'm

01:10:19.660 in

01:10:19.780 control

01:10:20.100 of

01:10:20.260 that

01:10:20.560 it's

01:10:25.220 so

01:10:25.420 hard

01:10:25.640 to

01:10:25.760 let

01:10:25.940 go

01:10:26.120 of

01:10:26.260 control

01:10:26.660 that's

01:10:26.940 the

01:10:27.060 thing

01:10:27.260 it's

01:10:27.440 so

01:10:27.620 hard

01:10:27.920 to

01:10:28.240 I

01:10:31.220 mean

01:10:31.320 you're

01:10:31.520 doing

01:10:31.780 it

01:10:31.920 right

01:10:32.140 there

01:10:32.440 when

01:10:32.620 you

01:10:32.780 man

01:10:33.060 you're

01:10:33.300 saying

01:10:33.640 you're

01:10:35.260 tired

01:10:35.740 man

01:10:40.480 I

01:10:40.620 know

01:10:40.820 that

01:10:41.020 tiredness

01:10:41.580 brother

01:10:41.940 I'm

01:10:49.440 tired

01:10:49.880 I'm

01:10:50.080 tired

01:10:50.480 I'm

01:10:50.680 tired

01:10:51.280 of

01:10:53.000 feeling

01:10:53.300 alone

01:10:53.980 I'm

01:10:59.060 tired

01:10:59.320 of

01:10:59.500 not

01:10:59.860 I'm

01:11:06.000 tired

01:11:06.280 of

01:11:06.440 also

01:11:06.740 not

01:11:07.020 even

01:11:07.200 being

01:11:07.380 there

01:11:07.600 for

01:11:07.780 myself

01:11:08.540 I

01:11:13.760 mean

01:11:13.900 that's

01:11:14.180 the

01:11:14.360 loneliest

01:11:14.940 bro

01:11:15.200 when

01:11:15.360 you

01:11:15.480 don't

01:11:15.600 even

01:11:15.760 have

01:11:16.020 yourself

01:11:16.600 because

01:11:21.060 you've

01:11:21.240 done

01:11:21.420 set up

01:11:21.820 so

01:11:22.040 many

01:11:22.220 little

01:11:22.480 goals

01:11:22.820 for

01:11:22.980 yourself

01:11:23.320 and

01:11:23.520 not

01:11:23.800 achieved

01:11:24.380 them

01:11:24.540 every

01:11:24.760 time

01:11:25.140 and

01:11:25.300 time

01:11:25.560 again

01:11:25.920 that

01:11:26.200 you

01:11:26.840 don't

01:11:27.000 even

01:11:27.220 trust

01:11:27.600 yourself

01:11:28.120 in

01:11:36.920 my

01:11:37.160 experience

01:11:37.860 because

01:11:41.180 I mean

01:11:41.400 I've

01:11:41.560 had

01:11:41.800 a

01:11:42.500 recent

01:11:42.900 experience

01:11:43.400 with

01:11:43.600 this

01:11:43.840 of

01:11:44.580 just

01:11:48.540 being

01:11:48.760 sick

01:11:49.060 of

01:11:49.160 myself

01:11:49.520 man

01:11:49.720 I

01:11:49.820 got

01:11:49.960 sick

01:11:50.380 of

01:11:50.500 myself

01:11:50.880 this

01:11:51.140 year

01:11:51.440 you

01:11:55.000 know

01:11:55.140 one

01:11:55.360 of

01:11:55.460 the

01:11:55.600 best

01:11:55.840 years

01:11:56.040 of

01:11:56.140 my

01:11:56.280 life

01:11:56.640 in

01:11:56.900 some

01:11:57.160 circles

01:11:57.620 and

01:11:57.920 I

01:11:58.680 just

01:11:58.820 didn't

01:11:59.020 feel

01:11:59.360 good

01:11:59.740 you

01:12:01.080 know

01:12:01.200 I

01:12:01.320 didn't

01:12:01.600 and

01:12:01.820 it's

01:12:01.940 not

01:12:02.080 and

01:12:02.680 so

01:12:02.920 what

01:12:03.220 I

01:12:03.320 was

01:12:03.440 doing

01:12:03.620 was

01:12:03.760 I

01:12:03.860 wasn't

01:12:04.080 doing

01:12:04.280 anything

01:12:04.520 to

01:12:04.680 take

01:12:04.860 care

01:12:05.100 of

01:12:05.280 myself

01:12:05.800 really

01:12:06.160 I

01:12:07.040 had

01:12:07.200 to

01:12:07.360 start

01:12:07.580 doing

01:12:07.800 things

01:12:08.120 different

01:12:08.460 I

01:12:08.640 had

01:12:08.740 to

01:12:08.840 take

01:12:09.020 action

01:12:09.500 you

01:12:12.200 know

01:12:12.420 and

01:12:12.700 I'm

01:12:13.220 not

01:12:13.360 telling

01:12:13.600 you

01:12:13.720 what

01:12:13.880 to

01:12:14.040 do

01:12:14.480 but

01:12:16.740 what

01:12:16.940 has

01:12:17.080 worked

01:12:17.300 for

01:12:17.480 me

01:12:17.660 is

01:12:17.800 taking

01:12:18.060 action

01:12:18.520 in

01:12:20.840 the

01:12:20.980 meetings

01:12:21.420 sometimes

01:12:21.780 I

01:12:22.040 go to

01:12:22.240 the

01:12:22.380 meetings

01:12:22.780 and

01:12:23.440 the

01:12:23.580 program

01:12:23.900 works

01:12:27.920 and

01:12:30.500 it's

01:12:30.680 contrary

01:12:31.160 action

01:12:31.680 that's

01:12:31.940 the

01:12:32.040 action

01:12:32.320 I

01:12:32.460 have

01:12:32.560 to

01:12:32.640 take

01:12:32.840 a lot

01:12:33.080 of

01:12:33.180 times

01:12:33.680 you

01:12:34.800 know

01:12:34.900 when

01:12:35.020 I

01:12:35.100 don't

01:12:35.240 want

01:12:35.420 to

01:12:35.500 go

01:12:35.620 to

01:12:35.720 the

01:12:35.840 meeting

01:12:36.040 when

01:12:36.220 I

01:12:36.320 don't

01:12:36.440 want

01:12:36.620 to

01:12:36.720 pray

01:12:37.040 when

01:12:37.680 I

01:12:37.780 don't

01:12:37.940 want

01:12:38.240 to

01:12:38.740 ask

01:12:40.520 for

01:12:40.720 help

01:12:41.100 it's

01:12:46.920 so

01:12:47.120 hard

01:12:47.340 to

01:12:47.480 ask

01:12:47.620 for

01:12:47.780 help

01:12:48.000 because

01:12:48.600 we

01:12:48.900 feel

01:12:50.360 like

01:12:52.540 we're

01:12:52.660 the

01:12:52.780 only

01:12:52.980 person

01:12:53.300 that

01:12:53.500 cares

01:12:53.740 about

01:12:54.020 us

01:12:54.280 and

01:12:55.400 we've

01:12:55.660 always

01:12:55.960 been

01:12:56.160 the

01:12:56.300 only

01:12:56.440 person

01:12:56.740 that

01:12:56.900 cares

01:12:57.120 about

01:12:57.360 us

01:12:57.580 so

01:12:57.900 to

01:12:59.140 ask

01:12:59.420 for

01:12:59.560 help

01:12:59.760 is

01:12:59.900 like

01:13:00.040 a

01:13:00.180 weakness

01:13:00.480 you

01:13:00.860 know

01:13:01.040 that's

01:13:03.380 what

01:13:03.480 I've

01:13:03.720 found

01:13:03.920 for

01:13:04.100 myself

01:13:04.580 but

01:13:07.060 but

01:13:08.700 it's

01:13:08.920 not

01:13:09.220 man

01:13:09.600 there's

01:13:11.620 so

01:13:11.780 many

01:13:11.980 gifts

01:13:12.340 on

01:13:12.500 the

01:13:12.620 other

01:13:12.780 side

01:13:13.160 of

01:13:13.300 that

01:13:13.460 there's

01:13:13.720 so

01:13:13.860 many

01:13:14.040 gifts

01:13:14.420 on

01:13:14.800 in

01:13:17.360 that

01:13:17.560 book

01:13:17.800 it's

01:13:17.960 not

01:13:18.120 even

01:13:18.300 about

01:13:18.540 the

01:13:18.720 meetings

01:13:18.980 it's

01:13:19.220 about

01:13:19.440 that

01:13:19.660 book

01:13:20.080 it's

01:13:20.460 about

01:13:20.760 the

01:13:21.040 process

01:13:21.900 you

01:13:24.580 know

01:13:24.680 you

01:13:24.800 could

01:13:24.940 be

01:13:25.100 in

01:13:25.220 any

01:13:25.420 meeting

01:13:25.700 you

01:13:25.880 could

01:13:26.020 be

01:13:26.160 in

01:13:26.260 the

01:13:26.380 worst

01:13:26.620 meeting

01:13:26.980 and

01:13:29.180 it's

01:13:29.380 about

01:13:29.760 really

01:13:30.340 it's

01:13:31.960 it's

01:13:32.420 about

01:13:32.680 the

01:13:32.980 meeting

01:13:33.260 that

01:13:33.460 you

01:13:33.600 have

01:13:33.820 with

01:13:33.980 yourself

01:13:34.500 meeting

01:13:39.720 yourself

01:13:40.240 in your

01:13:40.640 heart

01:13:40.920 and saying

01:13:41.320 hey

01:13:41.620 I gotta

01:13:43.500 do

01:13:43.720 things

01:13:43.980 different

01:13:44.340 you

01:13:44.540 know

01:13:44.640 I

01:13:44.760 really

01:13:45.080 do

01:13:45.400 want

01:13:45.800 something

01:13:46.380 different

01:13:46.840 for

01:13:47.220 me

01:13:47.560 I

01:13:53.100 want

01:13:53.520 to have

01:13:56.200 some

01:13:56.440 self

01:13:56.720 esteem

01:13:57.240 I

01:13:57.440 want

01:13:57.800 to

01:13:58.320 feel

01:14:00.340 good

01:14:00.720 I

01:14:00.920 want

01:14:01.240 to

01:14:01.680 I

01:14:02.820 want

01:14:03.020 my

01:14:03.220 kids

01:14:03.480 to

01:14:03.660 look

01:14:03.840 at

01:14:03.960 me

01:14:04.100 and

01:14:04.240 know

01:14:04.400 I'm

01:14:04.580 gonna

01:14:04.760 do

01:14:05.580 whatever

01:14:05.920 I

01:14:06.180 say

01:14:06.400 I'm

01:14:06.600 gonna

01:14:06.700 do

01:14:07.060 or

01:14:07.420 them

01:14:08.060 to

01:14:08.240 trust

01:14:08.540 me

01:14:08.700 and

01:14:08.820 be

01:14:08.940 reliable

01:14:09.540 all

01:14:14.500 the

01:14:14.700 things

01:14:15.080 that

01:14:15.280 I

01:14:15.480 always

01:14:15.980 hated

01:14:16.360 because

01:14:16.680 I

01:14:16.900 felt

01:14:17.120 like

01:14:17.280 they

01:14:17.480 weren't

01:14:17.700 there

01:14:17.900 for

01:14:18.140 me

01:14:18.540 are

01:14:23.100 the

01:14:23.280 things

01:14:23.640 that

01:14:24.160 my

01:14:27.840 alcoholism

01:14:28.600 wants

01:14:28.980 me to

01:14:29.380 become

01:14:29.840 you

01:14:35.480 know

01:14:35.600 drugs

01:14:35.940 and

01:14:36.080 alcohol

01:14:36.420 for me

01:14:36.840 are

01:14:36.940 just

01:14:37.120 a

01:14:37.300 side

01:14:37.540 effect

01:14:37.800 those

01:14:38.000 are

01:14:38.100 just

01:14:38.320 I

01:14:39.080 don't

01:14:39.220 even

01:14:39.360 know

01:14:39.380 if

01:14:39.480 I

01:14:39.540 have

01:14:39.640 addiction

01:14:39.960 to

01:14:40.120 those

01:14:40.320 things

01:14:40.780 but

01:14:41.900 I

01:14:42.000 have

01:14:42.140 addiction

01:14:42.520 to

01:14:42.880 but

01:14:45.440 I

01:14:45.560 have

01:14:45.700 addiction

01:14:46.060 man

01:14:46.280 I

01:14:46.360 have

01:14:46.520 you

01:14:46.800 know

01:14:46.940 just

01:14:47.180 not

01:14:47.360 feeling

01:14:47.640 good

01:14:47.860 about

01:14:48.100 yourself

01:14:48.520 I

01:14:50.160 can

01:14:50.320 relate

01:14:50.660 man

01:14:50.920 I'm

01:14:51.080 sorry

01:14:51.360 that

01:14:51.520 you're

01:14:51.680 dealing

01:14:51.860 with

01:14:52.080 it

01:14:52.200 man

01:14:52.360 I'm

01:14:52.500 sorry

01:14:52.860 I

01:14:53.300 really

01:14:53.500 am

01:14:53.780 brother

01:14:54.060 man

01:14:56.460 and

01:14:59.960 it's

01:15:00.140 hard to

01:15:00.460 go to

01:15:00.680 those

01:15:00.860 meetings

01:15:01.180 it's

01:15:01.440 hard

01:15:01.580 to

01:15:01.700 say

01:15:01.840 yeah

01:15:02.020 I'm

01:15:02.140 going

01:15:02.200 to

01:15:02.300 do

01:15:02.440 this

01:15:02.660 for

01:15:02.820 myself

01:15:03.180 it's

01:15:03.380 hard

01:15:03.520 to

01:15:03.640 go

01:15:03.800 back

01:15:09.220 it's

01:15:09.380 not

01:15:09.540 even

01:15:09.740 good

01:15:10.140 and

01:15:11.560 I

01:15:11.680 stay

01:15:11.980 it's

01:15:12.160 just

01:15:12.300 a

01:15:12.460 test

01:15:12.700 of

01:15:12.900 patience

01:15:14.840 but

01:15:16.900 doing

01:15:17.280 the

01:15:17.500 work

01:15:17.760 doing

01:15:18.080 the

01:15:18.280 12

01:15:18.560 steps

01:15:18.940 man

01:15:19.180 there

01:15:19.380 is

01:15:19.960 a

01:15:20.940 brighter

01:15:21.200 side

01:15:21.600 to

01:15:21.840 it

01:15:22.120 and

01:15:28.760 I'm

01:15:28.900 sorry

01:15:29.140 that

01:15:29.360 you

01:15:29.500 feel

01:15:29.840 I'm

01:15:31.340 assuming

01:15:31.620 you

01:15:31.780 probably

01:15:31.980 just

01:15:32.180 feel

01:15:32.380 so

01:15:32.620 alone

01:15:33.040 bro

01:15:33.320 but

01:15:39.940 that's

01:15:40.180 just

01:15:40.320 a

01:15:40.500 feeling

01:15:40.800 man

01:15:41.060 that's

01:15:41.280 not

01:15:41.460 true

01:15:41.820 the

01:15:42.700 truth

01:15:42.980 is

01:15:43.300 there's

01:15:43.560 probably

01:15:43.760 a lot

01:15:44.080 of

01:15:44.180 people

01:15:44.380 that

01:15:44.560 care

01:15:44.760 about

01:15:45.020 you

01:15:45.200 and

01:15:47.220 I'm

01:15:47.400 one

01:15:47.580 of

01:15:47.700 them

01:15:47.820 man

01:15:47.960 count

01:15:48.200 me

01:15:48.400 in

01:15:48.680 you

01:15:52.940 know

01:15:53.060 when

01:15:53.180 you

01:15:53.300 said

01:15:53.500 that

01:15:53.680 we're

01:15:53.900 a

01:15:54.020 lot

01:15:54.160 alike

01:15:54.480 man

01:15:54.740 I

01:15:54.880 knew

01:15:55.060 right

01:15:55.300 then

01:15:55.500 when

01:15:55.620 you

01:15:55.720 said

01:15:55.920 that

01:15:56.060 that

01:15:56.200 we

01:15:56.340 are

01:15:56.640 and

01:15:58.320 I

01:15:58.420 didn't

01:15:58.620 know

01:15:58.800 it

01:15:58.900 in

01:15:58.980 my

01:15:59.120 ears

01:15:59.360 and

01:15:59.480 in

01:15:59.580 my

01:15:59.740 brain

01:15:59.980 I

01:16:00.100 just

01:16:00.280 knew

01:16:00.460 it

01:16:00.560 in

01:16:00.640 my

01:16:00.760 heart

01:16:00.940 there

01:16:01.060 was

01:16:01.200 nothing

01:16:01.520 there's

01:16:02.080 nobody

01:16:02.400 could

01:16:02.640 you

01:16:03.540 could

01:16:03.700 cut

01:16:03.900 a

01:16:04.040 million

01:16:04.260 cables

01:16:04.760 bro

01:16:05.020 and

01:16:05.120 you

01:16:05.240 couldn't

01:16:05.460 disconnect

01:16:05.880 that

01:16:06.160 fact

01:16:06.440 from

01:16:06.640 me

01:16:06.880 we

01:16:09.480 are

01:16:09.600 a

01:16:09.720 lot

01:16:09.880 alike

01:16:10.220 man

01:16:10.620 and

01:16:12.540 this

01:16:12.740 isn't

01:16:12.960 a

01:16:13.120 self

01:16:13.360 pity

01:16:13.620 thing

01:16:13.920 this

01:16:14.080 ain't

01:16:14.200 a

01:16:14.340 pity

01:16:14.520 party

01:16:14.920 it's

01:16:15.460 the

01:16:15.600 strongest

01:16:15.940 thing

01:16:16.280 to

01:16:16.440 do

01:16:16.760 to

01:16:18.780 say

01:16:18.960 I

01:16:19.160 want

01:16:19.380 to

01:16:19.520 have

01:16:19.740 a

01:16:19.900 bigger

01:16:20.200 experience

01:16:21.100 inside

01:16:21.780 of

01:16:21.960 my

01:16:22.160 heart

01:16:22.560 you

01:16:27.520 know

01:16:27.780 it's

01:16:28.200 that's

01:16:30.080 where

01:16:30.260 the

01:16:30.480 joy

01:16:30.800 that's

01:16:31.160 where

01:16:31.280 the

01:16:31.480 circus

01:16:31.880 is

01:16:32.380 I

01:16:33.700 want

01:16:33.840 to

01:16:33.940 be

01:16:34.060 a

01:16:34.240 billionaire

01:16:35.280 in

01:16:35.600 my

01:16:35.820 aortas

01:16:36.400 brother

01:16:36.720 that's

01:16:37.680 what

01:16:37.820 I

01:16:37.960 want

01:16:38.280 and

01:16:40.460 I

01:16:40.620 believe

01:16:41.060 you

01:16:41.240 have

01:16:41.400 to

01:16:41.560 believe

01:16:42.140 or

01:16:42.340 I

01:16:42.620 have

01:16:42.800 to

01:16:42.960 believe

01:16:43.360 that

01:16:43.780 there

01:16:44.320 is

01:16:44.580 a

01:16:44.740 way

01:16:44.980 I

01:16:45.260 have

01:16:45.520 to

01:16:45.680 believe

01:16:46.000 that

01:16:46.360 but

01:16:48.960 man

01:16:49.180 I

01:16:49.300 tell

01:16:49.540 you

01:16:49.680 that

01:16:49.860 that

01:16:50.080 that

01:16:50.480 that

01:16:51.880 those

01:16:52.060 12

01:16:52.340 steps

01:16:52.620 do

01:16:52.840 work

01:16:53.200 and

01:16:56.480 if

01:16:56.600 you're

01:16:56.740 having

01:16:56.880 trouble

01:16:57.220 man

01:16:57.500 maybe

01:16:57.800 you

01:16:58.220 know

01:16:58.340 ask

01:16:58.640 your

01:16:58.780 God

01:16:59.060 or

01:16:59.200 ask

01:16:59.480 God

01:17:00.420 or

01:17:00.580 ask

01:17:00.820 your

01:17:00.940 higher

01:17:01.120 power

01:17:01.400 for

01:17:01.580 some

01:17:01.820 willingness

01:17:02.180 you

01:17:05.320 know

01:17:05.440 God

01:17:05.680 just

01:17:05.900 make

01:17:06.080 me

01:17:06.220 willing

01:17:06.780 God

01:17:09.000 please

01:17:09.280 today

01:17:09.500 just

01:17:09.700 help

01:17:09.840 me

01:17:09.940 have

01:17:10.080 some

01:17:10.280 willingness

01:17:10.680 to

01:17:11.000 try

01:17:11.400 something

01:17:11.820 different

01:17:12.320 to

01:17:14.160 try

01:17:14.360 some

01:17:14.580 contrary

01:17:15.040 action

01:17:15.660 man

01:17:17.660 I

01:17:17.780 do

01:17:17.960 stuff

01:17:18.220 last

01:17:18.700 night

01:17:18.900 some

01:17:19.060 friends

01:17:19.280 invited

01:17:19.520 me

01:17:19.660 to

01:17:19.760 a

01:17:19.900 hockey

01:17:20.200 game

01:17:20.600 first

01:17:21.200 hockey

01:17:21.500 game

01:17:21.740 I

01:17:21.840 had

01:17:21.920 a

01:17:22.020 chance

01:17:22.240 to

01:17:22.380 go

01:17:22.560 to

01:17:22.800 I

01:17:23.560 didn't

01:17:23.700 want

01:17:23.860 to

01:17:23.980 go

01:17:24.280 because

01:17:25.400 something

01:17:25.700 inside

01:17:26.080 of me

01:17:26.280 wants

01:17:26.480 to

01:17:26.640 isolate

01:17:27.160 it

01:17:27.420 wants

01:17:27.540 to be

01:17:29.480 you know

01:17:29.920 let

01:17:31.120 my

01:17:31.320 feelings

01:17:31.700 of

01:17:31.980 you know

01:17:32.880 less

01:17:33.800 than

01:17:34.120 they

01:17:34.280 want

01:17:34.400 to

01:17:34.520 let

01:17:34.700 them

01:17:34.800 out

01:17:34.920 like

01:17:35.100 squirrels

01:17:35.620 and

01:17:35.700 let

01:17:35.860 them

01:17:35.940 run

01:17:36.120 around

01:17:36.420 all

01:17:36.620 over

01:17:36.760 my

01:17:36.960 body

01:17:37.340 but

01:17:40.180 I

01:17:41.660 say

01:17:41.900 yes

01:17:42.240 I

01:17:42.400 will

01:17:42.540 go

01:17:42.820 yes

01:17:43.260 I

01:17:43.400 will

01:17:43.520 be

01:17:43.660 there

01:17:43.860 at

01:17:44.000 this

01:17:44.180 time

01:17:44.560 and

01:17:45.560 I

01:17:45.720 went

01:17:46.140 and

01:17:46.980 dude

01:17:47.220 I

01:17:47.380 had

01:17:47.580 a

01:17:47.700 great

01:17:47.980 time

01:17:48.540 I

01:17:51.140 had

01:17:51.280 a

01:17:51.400 great

01:17:51.620 time

01:17:51.940 and

01:17:52.040 that's

01:17:52.220 contrary

01:17:52.620 action

01:17:53.060 I

01:17:53.240 learned

01:17:53.520 that

01:17:53.880 from

01:17:54.660 you

01:17:55.920 know

01:17:56.020 the

01:17:56.200 program

01:17:56.760 and

01:17:59.480 because

01:18:02.640 I

01:18:02.760 don't

01:18:02.860 want

01:18:03.000 to

01:18:03.100 do

01:18:03.220 contrary

01:18:03.620 action

01:18:04.060 a lot

01:18:04.260 of

01:18:04.320 times

01:18:04.480 I

01:18:04.600 want

01:18:04.720 to

01:18:04.820 do

01:18:04.940 it

01:18:05.040 my

01:18:05.260 way

01:18:05.620 because

01:18:10.200 that's

01:18:10.500 the way

01:18:10.700 I

01:18:10.820 always

01:18:11.140 did

01:18:11.380 it

01:18:11.480 I

01:18:11.600 felt

01:18:11.800 like

01:18:12.040 I

01:18:12.260 did

01:18:12.440 things

01:18:12.680 my

01:18:12.960 way

01:18:13.320 nobody

01:18:14.060 cared

01:18:14.520 I'm

01:18:14.800 doing

01:18:14.980 it

01:18:15.100 my

01:18:15.280 way

01:18:15.580 and

01:18:16.900 that

01:18:17.060 works

01:18:17.380 for

01:18:17.540 a

01:18:17.700 long

01:18:17.920 time

01:18:18.180 that

01:18:18.360 worked

01:18:18.620 for

01:18:18.800 me

01:18:18.940 for

01:18:19.120 a

01:18:19.280 long

01:18:19.480 time

01:18:19.940 until

01:18:20.520 it

01:18:20.720 didn't

01:18:21.000 work

01:18:21.220 anymore

01:18:21.600 you

01:18:24.180 know

01:18:24.380 until

01:18:24.640 it

01:18:24.820 just

01:18:25.000 didn't

01:18:25.280 work

01:18:25.500 anymore

01:18:25.940 and

01:18:28.000 that's

01:18:28.240 okay

01:18:28.480 I

01:18:28.660 recognize

01:18:29.000 that

01:18:29.340 that

01:18:29.540 pattern

01:18:29.800 doesn't

01:18:30.140 work

01:18:30.380 and

01:18:30.480 I

01:18:30.600 need

01:18:30.760 to

01:18:31.020 develop

01:18:31.500 a

01:18:31.680 new

01:18:31.820 pattern

01:18:32.220 but

01:18:34.260 I

01:18:34.380 believe

01:18:34.640 you

01:18:34.800 I

01:18:35.000 believe

01:18:35.260 in

01:18:35.380 you

01:18:35.500 man

01:18:35.740 I

01:18:36.220 believe

01:18:36.420 that

01:18:36.540 you

01:18:36.640 can

01:18:36.780 do

01:18:36.980 it

01:18:37.200 and

01:18:39.600 you

01:18:39.700 got

01:18:39.880 three

01:18:40.060 beautiful

01:18:40.380 kids

01:18:40.760 dude

01:18:41.000 that's

01:18:41.340 awesome

01:18:41.740 man

01:18:42.120 you

01:18:44.180 got

01:18:44.320 those

01:18:44.540 gifts

01:18:44.940 man

01:18:45.260 you

01:18:45.440 got

01:18:45.620 gifts

01:18:46.260 you

01:18:46.800 got

01:18:46.960 gifts

01:18:47.340 flying

01:18:47.760 out

01:18:47.960 of

01:18:48.040 your 1.00

01:18:48.220 dick 1.00

01:18:48.980 brother 0.94

01:18:49.380 honestly

01:18:50.700 you

01:18:51.660 know

01:18:51.780 I

01:18:51.860 hate

01:18:51.980 to

01:18:52.080 be

01:18:52.240 profane

01:18:52.700 like

01:18:52.940 that

01:18:53.220 but

01:18:53.500 I

01:18:54.660 wasn't

01:18:54.880 going

01:18:54.980 to

01:18:55.060 say

01:18:55.240 that

01:18:55.440 and

01:18:55.560 then

01:18:55.660 I

01:18:55.740 just

01:18:55.920 said

01:18:56.180 it

01:18:56.320 but

01:18:56.620 but

01:19:02.780 man

01:19:03.160 you

01:19:03.320 got

01:19:03.460 a

01:19:03.600 big

01:19:03.940 heart

01:19:04.220 bro

01:19:04.560 and

01:19:10.820 you

01:19:13.540 can

01:19:13.720 do

01:19:13.900 it

01:19:14.060 man

01:19:14.280 if

01:19:14.460 you

01:19:14.560 really

01:19:14.880 want

01:19:15.160 it

01:19:15.260 you

01:19:15.380 can

01:19:15.560 do

01:19:15.780 it

01:19:16.040 I

01:19:16.780 believe

01:19:17.040 in

01:19:17.180 you

01:19:17.300 man

01:19:17.560 and

01:19:19.100 I

01:19:19.260 and

01:19:19.420 I

01:19:19.540 bet

01:19:19.700 you

01:19:19.820 believe

01:19:20.080 in

01:19:20.200 you

01:19:20.360 too

01:19:20.620 but

01:19:21.680 we're

01:19:21.860 strong

01:19:22.240 willed

01:19:22.620 bro

01:19:22.760 when

01:19:22.940 we

01:19:23.060 want

01:19:23.220 to

01:19:23.320 do

01:19:23.480 something

01:19:23.720 we

01:19:23.920 can

01:19:24.100 do

01:19:24.380 it

01:19:24.660 and

01:19:26.060 I

01:19:27.460 love

01:19:27.680 you

01:19:27.800 bro

01:19:27.960 gang

01:19:28.320 man

01:19:28.600 thank

01:19:29.000 you

01:19:29.100 for

01:19:29.200 the

01:19:29.820 call

01:19:30.140 all

01:19:33.340 right

01:19:33.480 let's

01:19:33.700 take

01:19:33.880 a

01:19:34.400 man

01:19:35.200 sorry

01:19:35.520 I

01:19:35.780 was

01:19:36.220 just

01:19:36.560 I

01:19:37.020 was

01:19:37.340 man

01:19:42.260 it

01:19:42.400 takes

01:19:42.600 power

01:19:42.980 scary

01:19:43.520 it's

01:19:44.180 you

01:19:44.460 know

01:19:44.620 it

01:19:45.500 takes

01:19:45.680 power

01:19:46.100 it's

01:19:46.900 brave

01:19:47.280 bro

01:19:47.580 that's

01:19:49.260 brave

01:19:49.660 man

01:19:50.060 we're

01:19:50.280 brave

01:19:50.620 we

01:19:50.780 being 0.99

01:19:51.020 fucking 1.00

01:19:51.320 soldiers 1.00

01:19:51.820 today

01:19:52.300 gang

01:19:52.820 let's

01:19:53.180 take

01:19:53.320 a

01:19:53.460 call

01:19:53.780 hey

01:19:54.580 ceo

01:19:54.980 this

01:19:55.260 is

01:19:55.440 ryan

01:19:56.060 from

01:19:56.340 idaho

01:19:56.940 just

01:19:58.060 keep

01:19:58.340 calling

01:19:58.660 i

01:19:58.880 know

01:19:59.000 you

01:19:59.140 get

01:19:59.280 a lot

01:19:59.520 of

01:19:59.680 problems

01:20:00.320 and

01:20:00.520 whatever

01:20:00.880 but i

01:20:02.700 just

01:20:02.860 want to

01:20:03.140 call

01:20:03.400 and

01:20:03.620 thank you

01:20:04.460 from the

01:20:04.720 bottom of

01:20:05.020 my heart

01:20:05.360 for your

01:20:05.640 podcast

01:20:06.280 it's

01:20:06.920 got

01:20:07.060 got me

01:20:07.220 through

01:20:07.360 some

01:20:07.540 really

01:20:07.720 rough

01:20:07.960 days

01:20:08.440 trying

01:20:09.940 to

01:20:10.220 clean

01:20:10.980 up

01:20:11.240 and

01:20:11.460 get

01:20:12.240 my

01:20:12.400 life

01:20:12.620 back

01:20:12.840 together

01:20:13.180 i'm

01:20:13.400 now

01:20:13.680 celebrating

01:20:14.400 five

01:20:14.800 months

01:20:15.080 of

01:20:15.220 sobriety

01:20:15.680 today

01:20:16.080 and

01:20:17.100 you

01:20:17.920 know

01:20:18.100 your

01:20:18.440 podcast

01:20:19.540 has

01:20:19.920 been

01:20:20.100 a

01:20:20.880 really

01:20:21.780 awesome

01:20:22.520 anchor

01:20:22.920 for me

01:20:23.420 throughout

01:20:23.780 the day

01:20:24.160 so i

01:20:24.520 don't

01:20:24.740 burn

01:20:25.020 down 0.95

01:20:25.280 my

01:20:25.480 place

01:20:25.760 of

01:20:25.880 employment

01:20:26.320 you

01:20:26.600 know

01:20:26.840 but

01:20:28.080 yeah

01:20:28.240 man

01:20:28.400 i just

01:20:28.680 want to

01:20:28.880 say

01:20:28.980 i

01:20:29.100 appreciate

01:20:29.400 you

01:20:29.780 love

01:20:30.840 you

01:20:30.960 gang

01:20:32.620 bro

01:20:34.340 thank you

01:20:35.100 man

01:20:35.300 thank you

01:20:35.620 for the

01:20:35.860 call

01:20:36.060 thank you

01:20:36.460 for the

01:20:36.720 warm

01:20:37.000 words

01:20:37.460 you

01:20:40.220 did

01:20:40.500 that

01:20:40.820 you

01:20:42.220 know

01:20:42.380 it's

01:20:42.540 nice

01:20:42.780 you

01:20:42.940 to

01:20:43.100 say

01:20:44.260 thank

01:20:44.740 you

01:20:44.860 to

01:20:44.980 me

01:20:45.260 and

01:20:45.700 you

01:20:46.780 know

01:20:46.920 i

01:20:47.120 love

01:20:47.400 where

01:20:47.540 your

01:20:47.660 heart

01:20:47.880 sat

01:20:48.100 with

01:20:48.260 that

01:20:48.440 but

01:20:48.620 you

01:20:48.800 did

01:20:49.040 that

01:20:49.340 you

01:20:50.460 know

01:20:50.580 you

01:20:50.820 chose 0.56

01:20:51.220 to

01:20:51.440 do

01:20:51.640 something

01:20:51.900 for

01:20:52.160 yourself

01:20:52.600 and

01:20:52.820 you

01:20:52.980 did

01:20:53.220 it

01:20:53.460 you

01:20:55.080 know

01:20:55.180 that's

01:20:55.440 your

01:20:55.660 five

01:20:56.000 months

01:20:56.200 of

01:20:56.320 sobriety

01:20:56.700 that's

01:20:56.960 the

01:20:57.060 thing

01:20:57.220 about

01:20:57.400 that

01:20:57.580 program

01:20:58.000 man

01:20:58.460 it

01:21:00.160 is

01:21:00.300 not

01:21:00.540 they

01:21:01.020 don't

01:21:01.220 have

01:21:01.440 this

01:21:01.640 meeting

01:21:01.860 they

01:21:02.020 don't

01:21:02.160 have

01:21:02.360 these

01:21:02.580 people

01:21:02.920 this

01:21:03.240 it

01:21:03.820 is

01:21:03.960 a

01:21:04.120 program

01:21:04.820 it

01:21:05.320 is

01:21:05.540 you

01:21:05.920 it's

01:21:09.120 you

01:21:09.340 against

01:21:09.600 the

01:21:09.800 devils

01:21:10.100 inside

01:21:10.520 of

01:21:10.700 you

01:21:10.840 and

01:21:11.880 you

01:21:12.000 chose 0.56

01:21:12.220 to

01:21:12.380 challenge

01:21:12.720 a

01:21:12.860 man

01:21:13.080 in

01:21:13.260 five

01:21:13.540 months

01:21:13.840 dude

01:21:14.000 that's

01:21:14.260 amazing

01:21:14.760 you

01:21:16.240 know

01:21:16.320 in

01:21:16.400 the

01:21:16.480 past

01:21:16.700 year

01:21:16.820 I

01:21:16.900 lost

01:21:17.080 three

01:21:17.440 friends

01:21:18.100 who

01:21:20.420 overdosed

01:21:21.080 and

01:21:22.540 it's

01:21:24.280 scary

01:21:24.580 out

01:21:24.840 there

01:21:25.060 you

01:21:25.200 know

01:21:25.300 I

01:21:25.380 don't

01:21:25.440 like

01:21:25.600 to

01:21:25.740 think

01:21:25.960 I

01:21:27.120 don't

01:21:27.240 like

01:21:27.360 to

01:21:27.460 I

01:21:27.640 know

01:21:28.040 this

01:21:30.300 has

01:21:30.540 gotten

01:21:30.760 kind

01:21:31.020 of

01:21:31.120 real

01:21:31.360 and

01:21:31.520 a

01:21:31.640 lot

01:21:31.780 of

01:21:31.900 them

01:21:31.980 have

01:21:32.120 been

01:21:32.240 my

01:21:32.380 life

01:21:32.600 has

01:21:32.720 been 1.00

01:21:33.560 shit 1.00

01:21:34.160 it's 0.99

01:21:35.120 been

01:21:35.260 hard

01:21:35.460 for me

01:21:35.700 to be

01:21:35.960 funny

01:21:36.240 this

01:21:36.480 year

01:21:36.780 which

01:21:37.660 is

01:21:37.820 crazy

01:21:38.240 because

01:21:38.540 it's

01:21:38.880 been

01:21:39.020 the

01:21:39.180 year

01:21:39.480 of

01:21:39.720 you

01:21:40.580 know

01:21:40.840 most

01:21:41.640 comedy

01:21:41.980 success

01:21:42.340 for me

01:21:43.020 in my

01:21:43.540 work

01:21:44.240 but

01:21:45.760 on my

01:21:46.040 human

01:21:46.280 side

01:21:46.700 it's

01:21:47.040 you

01:21:48.180 know

01:21:48.340 the

01:21:48.540 battle

01:21:48.900 is

01:21:49.060 different

01:21:49.420 and

01:21:50.420 man

01:21:52.100 thank you

01:21:52.460 so much

01:21:52.740 for calling

01:21:53.080 and saying

01:21:53.460 that

01:21:53.640 you got

01:21:53.900 five

01:21:54.200 months

01:21:54.440 dude

01:21:54.560 that

01:21:54.680 makes

01:21:54.820 me

01:21:54.940 feel

01:21:55.120 so

01:21:55.360 good

01:21:55.660 bro

01:21:55.980 it

01:21:57.420 makes

01:21:57.580 me

01:21:57.700 feel

01:21:57.860 so

01:21:58.080 good

01:21:58.260 to

01:21:58.420 know

01:21:58.800 just

01:21:59.380 to

01:21:59.560 hear

01:21:59.740 that

01:21:59.940 when

01:22:00.100 you

01:22:00.240 share

01:22:00.500 that

01:22:00.920 dude

01:22:02.280 that's

01:22:02.620 you

01:22:02.860 sharing

01:22:03.280 hope

01:22:03.760 that's

01:22:04.900 hope

01:22:05.220 that's

01:22:06.640 hope

01:22:06.820 you're

01:22:07.000 sharing

01:22:07.260 man

01:22:07.680 we're

01:22:08.680 getting

01:22:08.920 this

01:22:09.260 bro

01:22:09.540 everybody

01:22:10.280 everybody

01:22:11.540 dude

01:22:11.820 we're

01:22:12.000 getting

01:22:12.120 shot

01:22:12.460 down

01:22:12.700 by

01:22:12.880 our

01:22:13.060 crushes

01:22:13.580 bro

01:22:13.800 you

01:22:14.020 feel

01:22:14.300 me

01:22:14.460 and

01:22:14.600 that's

01:22:14.880 how

01:22:15.000 we

01:22:15.200 do

01:22:15.620 it

01:22:16.020 we

01:22:17.460 get

01:22:17.860 rejected

01:22:18.520 boy

01:22:19.140 nobody

01:22:21.880 gets

01:22:22.360 rejected

01:22:22.940 like

01:22:23.400 us

01:22:24.140 rejection

01:22:25.480 gang

01:22:26.260 bro

01:22:26.640 that's

01:22:28.360 who

01:22:28.560 we

01:22:28.820 are

01:22:29.380 man

01:22:31.760 y'all

01:22:31.900 got me

01:22:32.160 fired up

01:22:32.600 I love

01:22:32.940 this

01:22:33.200 dude

01:22:33.580 thank

01:22:34.280 you

01:22:34.420 guys

01:22:34.740 thanks

01:22:35.300 for

01:22:35.460 being

01:22:35.620 a part

01:22:35.940 of

01:22:36.040 my

01:22:36.180 day

01:22:36.400 today

01:22:36.760 let's

01:22:37.660 take

01:22:37.800 this

01:22:37.940 one

01:22:38.160 last

01:22:38.420 call

01:22:38.800 let's

01:22:41.420 take

01:22:41.580 this

01:22:41.740 one

01:22:41.920 last

01:22:42.160 call

01:22:42.420 here

01:22:42.800 what's

01:22:46.760 up

01:22:46.960 Timmy

01:22:47.560 thank

01:22:48.140 you

01:22:48.240 for

01:22:48.380 calling

01:22:48.680 baby

01:22:49.140 so

01:22:50.140 I've

01:22:50.340 been

01:22:50.460 going

01:22:50.700 to

01:22:51.020 recovery

01:22:51.980 for

01:22:52.260 the

01:22:52.400 past

01:22:52.680 nine

01:22:52.980 months

01:22:53.440 trying

01:22:53.980 to

01:22:54.060 get

01:22:54.160 my

01:22:54.320 life

01:22:54.600 better

01:22:54.820 the

01:22:55.020 last

01:22:55.240 three

01:22:55.480 years

01:22:55.980 amen

01:22:56.720 brother

01:22:57.480 what you

01:22:58.480 got

01:22:58.720 for

01:22:59.000 us

01:22:59.180 Tim

01:22:59.560 I

01:23:00.540 really

01:23:00.720 got

01:23:00.960 serious

01:23:01.380 about

01:23:01.700 it

01:23:01.840 the

01:23:02.020 last

01:23:02.240 five

01:23:02.620 months

01:23:03.000 so

01:23:03.860 I

01:23:04.320 went

01:23:04.480 to

01:23:04.580 my

01:23:04.760 church

01:23:05.300 moved

01:23:06.120 away

01:23:06.380 from

01:23:06.560 my

01:23:07.120 town

01:23:08.000 in

01:23:08.180 Austin

01:23:08.460 Texas

01:23:08.860 San

01:23:09.180 Antonio

01:23:09.480 Texas

01:23:09.920 went

01:23:10.540 with

01:23:10.680 my

01:23:10.880 church

01:23:11.240 got

01:23:12.320 connected

01:23:12.880 basically

01:23:13.580 started

01:23:13.960 serving

01:23:14.280 in my

01:23:14.540 church

01:23:14.840 like

01:23:15.140 my

01:23:15.600 higher

01:23:15.860 power

01:23:16.140 serves

01:23:16.460 for

01:23:16.620 me

01:23:16.900 you

01:23:17.480 got

01:23:17.720 connected

01:23:18.260 you

01:23:18.660 started

01:23:19.000 doing

01:23:19.300 service

01:23:19.940 I

01:23:20.460 like

01:23:20.820 it

01:23:21.040 bruh

01:23:23.440 happened

01:23:23.660 was

01:23:24.040 this

01:23:24.780 Christmas

01:23:25.660 they're

01:23:26.740 giving

01:23:26.900 out

01:23:27.120 five

01:23:27.540 big

01:23:27.920 gifts

01:23:28.320 now

01:23:29.040 the

01:23:29.180 cool

01:23:29.340 thing

01:23:29.560 about

01:23:29.820 the

01:23:30.160 big

01:23:30.380 gifts

01:23:30.740 is

01:23:31.460 that

01:23:31.740 our

01:23:32.260 church

01:23:32.520 passed

01:23:32.840 around

01:23:33.060 a bucket

01:23:33.480 a KFC

01:23:34.760 bucket

01:23:35.260 dang

01:23:36.260 your church

01:23:36.680 passed

01:23:37.100 around

01:23:37.300 a real

01:23:37.640 KFC

01:23:38.000 bucket

01:23:38.440 bro

01:23:38.740 that's 1.00

01:23:39.000 fucking 1.00

01:23:39.280 gangsta 1.00

01:23:40.200 dude

01:23:40.640 the angels

01:23:42.160 have wings

01:23:42.840 over there

01:23:43.320 bro

01:23:43.620 and 0.99

01:23:43.840 breasts 0.79

01:23:44.780 and thighs

01:23:45.360 boy

01:23:45.840 look at

01:23:46.500 the nuggets

01:23:47.100 on them

01:23:47.560 angelinos

01:23:48.780 onward

01:23:49.780 papa

01:23:50.080 and

01:23:51.060 we all

01:23:51.520 put money

01:23:51.960 in the

01:23:52.220 bucket

01:23:52.500 and then

01:23:53.300 they passed

01:23:53.740 it around

01:23:54.060 again

01:23:54.380 and said

01:23:54.620 if you

01:23:54.800 got

01:23:54.980 bills

01:23:55.380 take

01:23:56.200 out

01:23:56.360 of

01:23:56.440 the

01:23:56.520 bucket

01:23:56.800 the

01:23:57.380 money

01:23:57.640 left

01:23:57.920 over

01:23:58.200 from

01:23:58.420 five

01:23:58.720 services

01:23:59.300 community

01:24:00.220 Bible

01:24:00.520 church

01:24:00.980 was

01:24:01.700 75

01:24:02.140 grand

01:24:02.680 and

01:24:03.120 me

01:24:04.180 going

01:24:04.440 through

01:24:04.640 my

01:24:04.980 struggle

01:24:06.480 and being

01:24:07.420 servicing

01:24:08.420 the church 1.00

01:24:08.940 damn 1.00

01:24:09.880 what you 1.00

01:24:10.140 on a

01:24:10.400 walkie

01:24:10.820 talkie

01:24:11.200 baby

01:24:11.520 but I

01:24:11.900 love

01:24:12.180 it

01:24:12.320 bro

01:24:12.560 that's

01:24:13.320 communication

01:24:13.960 dude

01:24:14.420 I'll

01:24:15.060 communicate

01:24:15.380 with a 1.00

01:24:15.720 damn 1.00

01:24:15.940 slingshot 1.00

01:24:16.700 bro

01:24:16.900 I'll

01:24:17.120 whisper

01:24:17.400 into

01:24:22.500 across the

01:24:22.880 universe

01:24:23.340 gang

01:24:23.740 onward

01:24:24.160 they had

01:24:24.780 noticed

01:24:25.240 that my

01:24:26.060 vehicle

01:24:26.580 wasn't the

01:24:27.820 best of

01:24:28.220 shape

01:24:28.560 and it

01:24:29.540 was

01:24:29.820 a 99

01:24:31.480 Ford

01:24:31.920 Ranger

01:24:32.260 I got

01:24:32.580 into a

01:24:32.920 wreck

01:24:33.100 in April

01:24:33.600 and

01:24:34.740 broke the

01:24:36.360 back windshield

01:24:36.860 with my

01:24:37.220 face

01:24:37.620 long

01:24:38.220 story 1.00

01:24:38.520 damn 1.00

01:24:39.140 bro 1.00

01:24:39.480 damn 1.00

01:24:40.020 you drive 1.00

01:24:42.300 like a

01:24:42.600 professional

01:24:43.120 wrestler

01:24:43.640 in the

01:24:43.960 80s

01:24:44.400 boy

01:24:44.640 that's

01:24:44.940 gangsta

01:24:45.440 son

01:24:45.840 onward

01:24:46.300 short

01:24:46.860 the

01:24:47.680 church

01:24:48.060 said I

01:24:48.760 was the

01:24:49.000 first

01:24:49.240 qualified

01:24:49.900 uh

01:24:50.860 to

01:24:51.620 receive

01:24:53.460 a

01:24:54.100 brand

01:24:54.380 new

01:24:54.680 2011

01:24:55.740 Ford

01:24:56.440 F-150

01:24:57.080 God

01:24:58.060 blessed

01:24:58.420 me

01:24:58.720 um

01:24:59.900 all I

01:25:00.540 can say

01:25:00.920 is that

01:25:01.240 if it

01:25:01.620 just helps

01:25:02.180 one

01:25:02.440 person

01:25:02.920 come to

01:25:03.740 recovery

01:25:04.240 then it

01:25:05.700 will all

01:25:06.060 be

01:25:06.400 it'll

01:25:07.540 all be

01:25:07.820 worth

01:25:08.080 it

01:25:08.300 I did

01:25:09.260 have a

01:25:09.700 huge

01:25:10.280 blessing

01:25:10.680 to my

01:25:11.020 life

01:25:11.400 and I

01:25:12.220 just wanted

01:25:12.500 to share

01:25:12.840 that with

01:25:13.140 your audience

01:25:13.660 and you

01:25:14.500 as well

01:25:15.340 gang gang

01:25:16.280 you know

01:25:16.680 what I'm

01:25:16.900 saying

01:25:17.080 you know

01:25:17.860 what I'm

01:25:18.200 flustered

01:25:18.480 alright

01:25:18.800 gang bro

01:25:20.680 that's

01:25:22.220 awesome man

01:25:22.920 thanks for

01:25:23.300 sharing that

01:25:23.860 dude

01:25:24.280 um

01:25:25.020 wow man

01:25:26.740 you got a

01:25:27.020 new truck

01:25:27.440 dude that's

01:25:27.860 amazing bro

01:25:28.700 dude that's

01:25:31.140 so great

01:25:31.600 well you can

01:25:31.900 hear the

01:25:32.120 gratitude

01:25:32.500 right there

01:25:33.180 you can

01:25:34.940 hear the

01:25:35.160 gratitude

01:25:35.520 in that

01:25:35.900 man

01:25:36.260 thank you

01:25:36.780 for sharing

01:25:37.200 bro

01:25:37.540 um

01:25:39.220 man

01:25:41.800 I just

01:25:43.920 to hear

01:25:44.320 somebody be

01:25:44.760 so grateful

01:25:45.360 bro that's

01:25:45.920 awesome

01:25:46.320 man it just

01:25:47.660 reminds me of

01:25:48.360 things I'm

01:25:48.760 I'm grateful

01:25:49.680 for dude

01:25:50.460 uh

01:25:51.800 and how I

01:25:52.960 just man I

01:25:53.700 lost that

01:25:54.160 this year I

01:25:54.660 lost that

01:25:55.220 feeling of

01:25:55.720 gratitude

01:25:56.200 you know I

01:25:58.600 wake up in a

01:25:59.300 world man I

01:26:00.120 wake up in a

01:26:00.800 world I'm a

01:26:01.600 human being

01:26:02.420 that's amazing

01:26:04.540 man I'm a

01:26:06.420 spirit that

01:26:07.100 gets to be

01:26:07.700 in this

01:26:08.120 thing

01:26:08.640 that's a

01:26:10.700 gift man

01:26:11.540 you know and

01:26:13.580 I'm not trying

01:26:14.020 to sound preachy

01:26:14.800 or anything and

01:26:15.320 I didn't make

01:26:15.720 this episode to

01:26:16.380 be all about

01:26:17.080 uh you know

01:26:18.360 people that are

01:26:18.920 struggling with

01:26:19.400 recovery or

01:26:20.020 anything like

01:26:20.400 that I mean 0.75

01:26:20.740 hell the one 0.97

01:26:21.220 lady is

01:26:22.120 struggling with

01:26:22.680 farts in her 0.99

01:26:23.300 bed but 0.60

01:26:25.160 you know I

01:26:28.480 was listening to

01:26:29.120 the calls

01:26:29.700 today and

01:26:32.000 man uh

01:26:33.100 it just hit me

01:26:36.100 in the heart

01:26:36.520 man you know

01:26:39.320 there's a special

01:26:39.880 group of people

01:26:40.580 that are that

01:26:41.540 are part of

01:26:42.000 this podcast

01:26:42.800 man and uh

01:26:44.260 I think part of

01:26:47.380 me man I

01:26:47.820 feel I don't

01:26:49.180 feel bad I

01:26:49.860 just I forgot

01:26:50.780 that this year

01:26:51.720 you know I

01:26:54.340 dude I

01:26:54.860 struggled this

01:26:55.500 year feeling

01:26:55.900 gratitude so

01:26:56.720 much and I

01:26:57.940 had so much

01:26:58.440 to be grateful

01:26:58.920 for and one

01:27:01.000 of the things

01:27:01.420 that I didn't

01:27:01.940 realize how

01:27:02.540 grateful I

01:27:03.100 was was just

01:27:04.000 uh for the

01:27:06.980 just that there's

01:27:07.480 an amazing group

01:27:08.140 of people that

01:27:08.880 that tune in

01:27:10.880 here and

01:27:13.320 man and when

01:27:13.900 I listen to the

01:27:14.520 voicemails I

01:27:15.120 feel like just a

01:27:16.140 listener you know

01:27:16.780 I'm just somebody

01:27:18.380 just it's like

01:27:20.780 we're just like

01:27:21.660 it's like an echo

01:27:22.320 chamber we're just

01:27:23.080 throwing it back

01:27:23.680 and forth

01:27:24.180 uh but yeah I

01:27:26.660 really struggle with

01:27:27.320 gratitude this year

01:27:28.220 and it was so it

01:27:29.020 was hard because all

01:27:29.880 I wanted to be was

01:27:30.540 grateful and I

01:27:31.100 couldn't feel it I

01:27:32.500 could say it but I

01:27:34.120 just couldn't feel it

01:27:34.960 man uh and that's

01:27:38.340 okay you know I

01:27:39.400 learned and I'll

01:27:40.160 figure it out and um

01:27:42.080 and it's getting

01:27:42.920 better and uh but

01:27:47.340 man that's beautiful

01:27:48.100 dude you got a

01:27:48.800 truck man and you

01:27:49.480 need to get places

01:27:50.340 and you're trying to

01:27:51.060 do something and

01:27:52.560 you know action

01:27:53.160 creates action this

01:27:54.120 guy showed up in

01:27:54.980 his program whatever

01:27:55.860 it is you know he

01:27:57.600 showed up he showed

01:27:58.760 up he showed up and

01:28:00.220 next thing you know

01:28:00.820 he got wheels under

01:28:02.000 him now he's got a

01:28:03.340 way to show up

01:28:04.100 easily and that's

01:28:08.360 dude that's awesome

01:28:09.740 that's awesome man

01:28:13.220 anything you want

01:28:15.640 that was the song by

01:28:16.600 Bishop Gunn you can

01:28:18.820 have anything you want

01:28:20.140 and it does take work

01:28:24.160 man but never in my

01:28:25.120 life have I worked for

01:28:26.120 something and not had

01:28:27.360 it equal something

01:28:28.100 I don't know if any

01:28:32.780 of us have you have

01:28:33.620 you ever worked real

01:28:34.400 hard for something and

01:28:35.900 not gotten it not

01:28:37.540 gotten something not

01:28:39.820 gotten something out of

01:28:40.980 it you always get a gift

01:28:43.640 on the inside or on the

01:28:44.620 outside you know God

01:28:50.920 will put an F-150 in

01:28:52.180 your in your driveway or

01:28:54.280 in your thrive way

01:28:55.360 brother in your heart

01:28:56.200 and yeah I don't know

01:29:03.240 what I'm talking about

01:29:03.720 I was kind of rambling

01:29:04.400 but man I'm just

01:29:07.560 everything's gonna be

01:29:13.120 okay it is baby it is

01:29:17.320 I mean those two men are

01:29:19.600 stuck in that blizzard

01:29:20.620 dude with that dog

01:29:21.940 jeepers so you know and

01:29:29.620 I mean if anything pray

01:29:30.760 for that animal and that

01:29:33.120 thing it didn't want all

01:29:34.220 of that it didn't want

01:29:37.520 all of that but we got

01:29:40.680 this we're making it

01:29:44.260 man thank you to

01:29:46.920 everybody that called

01:29:47.660 in thank you everybody

01:29:48.500 that paid attention

01:29:49.720 thank you to everybody

01:29:50.520 that's coming out to

01:29:51.540 one of these future

01:29:52.220 shows thank you for

01:29:56.620 being my friend through

01:29:57.380 this you know I don't

01:29:59.100 know what I'm doing

01:29:59.760 when I started this

01:30:00.460 podcast and I don't

01:30:01.360 know what I'm doing

01:30:01.980 ever but you know I'm

01:30:17.800 just grateful I can feel

01:30:18.680 myself starting to come

01:30:19.540 out the other side of

01:30:20.440 like the tough stuff I've

01:30:22.140 been feeling this year

01:30:22.940 and I'm just grateful

01:30:28.900 man I just got scared

01:30:31.120 this year I had so much

01:30:32.020 ego I couldn't just

01:30:33.320 everything inside of me

01:30:34.580 just all this fear just

01:30:36.420 flared up and I just had

01:30:37.720 a tough time and I know

01:30:38.660 some of you might not

01:30:39.320 have noticed some you

01:30:40.060 don't care that's fine

01:30:41.100 that's fine this ain't

01:30:42.840 about I guess it's just

01:30:44.160 about it's about me right

01:30:46.420 now but man I just I'm

01:30:52.920 just when I was listening

01:30:54.740 to those calls today was

01:30:55.760 the best part of my

01:30:56.500 day you know you know

01:31:01.480 why because I just

01:31:02.140 didn't feel alone man I

01:31:03.520 didn't feel alone and

01:31:07.420 that's it man we can get

01:31:10.020 our dreams I was gonna

01:31:15.160 play making it but that's

01:31:18.660 too slow man we lift her 1.00

01:31:20.300 than that we lift her

01:31:22.480 than that we getting do

01:31:26.420 we if we got a crush

01:31:28.000 ask her out even if

01:31:29.100 she's married go ask

01:31:30.200 her out she tells you 1.00

01:31:31.060 to go fuck yourself you 1.00

01:31:32.260 say fuck yeah just got 1.00

01:31:35.480 rejected checkmate because 1.00

01:31:40.240 that's what we do we do

01:31:43.880 what we want bro that's

01:31:45.680 safe for others but we do

01:31:46.780 what we want and we get

01:31:49.440 rejected and we take our

01:31:50.620 chances and that's brave

01:31:52.640 man that's contrary

01:31:53.460 action everything in your

01:31:55.060 body says no and you say

01:31:57.340 yes and you move your

01:31:59.680 feet we move our feet and

01:32:02.140 our brain will follow you

01:32:05.900 can't think your way in a

01:32:06.920 positive action but you

01:32:07.920 can act your way in a

01:32:08.800 positive thinking that's the

01:32:09.980 oldest saying we can do it

01:32:14.700 bro I'm getting preachy we

01:32:15.780 can do it man you guys be

01:32:16.820 good to yourselves man you

01:32:17.980 can have anything you want

01:32:19.020 I believe that and thank

01:32:20.640 you for uh for being a

01:32:23.700 great part of my day gang

01:32:25.040 they can spot you high heel shoes

01:32:48.960 I'm so blue shining from a mile

01:32:50.560 away every night looking so

01:32:56.900 right trust so tight sell it

01:32:58.740 make a day keep your time on

01:33:04.620 your wrist checking that list

01:33:05.780 looking to assist with another

01:33:07.060 man's foul so see so you take

01:33:12.940 that's why the hold you got on me

01:33:25.820 don't make me spend all night

01:33:29.120 alone if you'll just give me

01:33:32.660 what I need you can have anything

01:33:37.120 you want

01:33:40.120 you guys be good to yourselves man you

01:34:01.580 deserve it okay ladies and

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - December 02, 2019

Certain Curtain ｜ This Past Weekend #247

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