Different Kinds of Corn | This Past Weekend #222
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Length
1 hour and 13 minutes
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170.47723
Summary
In this episode, we talk about the magic that is inside of the kernels of corn, and how to keep your junk in tip-top condition. We also talk about what to do when your junk starts to get a little whiskery.
Transcript
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It's not a vegetable, but no other, I mean, corn is, but no other, think about it.
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No other vegetable can do that trick that corn does and just say, bam, you don't, if
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you look at a thing of corn, you don't know that that magic is in there.
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You don't, nobody, if, you know, if, you know, 500 years ago or even 200 years ago, they
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gave, you know, maybe 70 people, if they asked 70 people, write down, what do you think is
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I bet none of them write sheer damn joy, magic, snack, popcorn.
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They don't know, you know, people, you can't always see the magic.
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And good eyeing, boy, good eyeing-a-rang, you can't, you can't tell me.
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Dude, if you put five or six little popcorns in your hand, you can't even feel it.
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That's how beautiful a little, just a little creature, that's a little snack-a-saurus, and
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you just let that popcorn climb into your mouth.
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Some of it's strong and some of it's, it pops a little when you eat it.
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Okay, but nobody knows the magic that's in there.
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People can't, you know, they just, they don't know the magic that can be inside of, of us.
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You know, sometimes you just, you can't judge a vegetable by its, by its cover, really.
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I just got back in from Sacramento and, and Las Vegas.
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And today's episode, though, I gotta tell you, if your junk is getting kind of whiskery.
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Sometimes, you pull down your pants, and you, you know, and you got you, you got that little, you know, the fellas, they got that, that, they got that, that, it looked like a little, um, anteater.
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They got that anteater, and it starts to get a little, like it's been, um, hiding in the woods.
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You got, you got a lot of hair, a lot of whiskers.
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Looks like you, like your wiener's been kind of going to see fish concerts, or maybe eating grill and cheese, and, and I love a grill and cheese.
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And if you haven't had one of these, just, my God, it's like somebody just took two squares of bread, and just, just, it's like the Lord just licked each square of bread, and just, and just put them bad little bastards together.
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And if you put two beautiful pieces of bread together long enough, bruh, they do that, they make that grill and cheese in between them.
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But yeah, sometimes your wiener, if you haven't taken care of it, it looks like a, it looks like it's, you know, been out in the yard, it looks like it hasn't been doing stuff.
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I'll bend over because a lot of hair will gather kind of between my legs, almost along that back strap.
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And if you ever died in a plane crash, something that a lot of people would eat or cook off of you is that area, sadly, between, you know, that B-hole, that back jaw, and your nuts.
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Where your nuts really just kind of start where, because really your nuts just, at the top of your nutsack is just your body.
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So they, you know, your body just kind of turns into your nuts.
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But anyway, what I'm saying, I think, Jesus, I don't even know, is that I get down there and they'll have a whole bunch of hair.
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We'll get right there and I'll get right there with that, with the different tools that they offer at Manscaped and really clean up my package.
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Especially if you're going through a divorce, you're single, you know, you're somebody, you know, you were seeing somebody that are in a coma now, you got to get back out there.
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You would never think the magic that could be in there.
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And man, I go to, you know, we've been going to the children's, Ronald McDonald Children's Center and doing movie night on Tuesday nights.
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And man, seeing all the kids, they handicapped some of them and they got, you know, IVs going on their arms and, you know, and some of them are, you know, their body, they have a deformity.
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And they, some of them don't even have a full finger, five fingers and they, but they, they suddenly every hand looks the same when they're reaching for that magic.
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But you don't know a man, you don't know the magic that's in a kernel, man.
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And people don't know the magic that's inside of us or inside of you.
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But I believe that we all have something special in us.
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You know, I'm feeling, I'm feeling pretty good, man.
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Literally just got back about an hour and a half ago.
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If you were at that show, whoo, people came out.
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This woman, Dorothy, and her and her daughter came out.
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You know, to just see a mother and daughter enjoying something together.
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And even though it happens to be my comedy or that they're, or my, you know, I'm part of their evening.
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Just to see them doing something special together and caring about each other.
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By doing this, this little, this group that we're doing.
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And we had a father, son, and mother come out and in Sacramento, the young guy is a, he's a, he does backflips and gravity defying activity.
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You know, he worked, he does, he works on a scooter and does that kind of stuff.
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We had a father, son that came out in Sacramento.
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You know, you know, we had a guy who came up to me in Vegas and he said, hey man, you shouldn't, you got to stop being so hard on yourself.
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And I really resonated with that guy just telling me that.
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And people tell me that a lot and sometimes I can't hear it.
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Sometimes we can't hear, like 70 people will tell you the same thing.
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But for some reason on the 53rd time, there's, somebody kind of breaks through whatever's going on with you and, and you're in a moment where you're, you're able to accept it.
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And, and I just, yeah, I woke up this morning thinking, you know, what if everything's okay?
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What if I quit this little dirty circle in my head?
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And, but yeah, a lot of great people want to thank everybody that came out, uh, in Sacramento over there and, and in, um, Las Vegas.
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And, and Las Vegas, man, they had some real drunks out there, boy.
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He was, uh, they had like a little in the hotel.
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It was like a, well, he thought it was a wishing well.
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It was like a, um, just a, like a, like a wall where they had some water going down it.
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And it was like a, like just, you know, part of the scenery in the casino.
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They, you know, sometimes you'll go over a little bridge and, and this dude's sitting there just making wishes off this bitch.
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That ain't even, that's just a, you know, that's just a, that's just like some design and shit.
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You wishing on, what are you wishing for, bucko?
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Literally, right when I got home, I drove straight to urgent care, man.
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Somebody yelled freeze and you just had to stop?
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I don't have my computer this episode, so we're going to get Nick in here.
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Um, our lovely producer, uh, premature Nick's going to come in so he can, uh, help talk about the questions and things like that.
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And, uh, and we'll just have a little change of pace for today.
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Uh, we got Sebastian Maniscalco coming in, uh, as a guest this week.
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Um, dude, I was thinking they should have more animals, right?
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how many animals do they have 70 animals like that's sometimes my that's one of my issues with
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god is bruh bake another batch daddy you know you got all the capabilities you got
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you know i'd love to see like kind of a unicorn that has uh wi-fi in its horn that's got that
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fucking hard hitter on the top that router wouldn't that be great you can't get wi-fi but
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suddenly one of these u-corns shows up and dude think about a unicorn that's another thing you
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don't notice how much magic is in it that's another type of corn if dude imagine the first
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unicorn walks up you know somebody shot that bitch down bro you know what i'm saying
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i mean and no offense man but somebody really pop that cat down boy if you saw a unicorn show up
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you'd be like damn boy i mean there's no way you couldn't think this horse is trying to fuck boy
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this horse is trying to in my butt you know this horse is into the dark arts there's no way you
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couldn't think that but it's interesting how much magic is in a unicorn they're probably top six magic
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animals i think anyway if you had to think about it um i don't even know what we're talking about
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uh but yeah imagine that first unicorn rolls up do you sitting there with your buddy maybe you guys
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are having a couple garbanzo beans or you know trying to get rid of yellow fever or whatever i don't
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know i don't even know what year it was when they showed up and next thing you know this bad
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bitch rolls up with that by the hell with that freaking that top piece baby a unicorn is basically
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like a shark it's like the shark of horses and but they got magic in them you never know how much
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magic is in a unicorn by looking at it you just think damn this horse is really honestly probably
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you know we're trying to do or trying to pick a lock or something
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or what else are trying to just you know push a button on an elevator or
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what else i don't even know what a horse would do with that horn on its head
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you know hang out just maybe hang laundry but like just one shirt
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but you don't realize when you see that unicorn how much how much power is in them and how much magic
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full of magic you just don't know man people don't know they don't know the magic that we might have
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inside of ourselves they really really don't know uh let's get nick in here because i need some help
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getting through this episode sometimes we need some help and i don't like asking for help uh
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you know i don't like it i don't like asking for help man i don't like i like to do stuff myself
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but i can't do that every day bro and i'm not gonna do it right now i'm gonna keep the vibe going
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we got a good vibe we're cruising it's monday you're here i'm here they had an earthquake in bali i saw on twitter
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so imagine that let's shake shit up bro mother nature's out there making that mixed cocktail
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bro she's shaking it up let's see what we can do uh we'll be right back um actually uh nick you want
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to come on in premature nick what's going on i'm on time yeah you're on time brother how are you
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good good i'm chilling yeah i was uh how was your trip it was it was good man it was fast and it was
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good it was one show a night so it's a little bit of a different vibe like less pressure to like
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hurry up and get for this get to the second show regroup yeah yeah yeah it was time to regroup
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um but yeah it was good man it was a good experience man yeah man thanks for stepping in
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dude i'm sorry i forgot my computer it's all good it's all good we got multiple here so
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yeah good man uh yeah let's get into some of the calls and um and then if you have some news
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stuff let's let's uh change the vibe a little bit today cool cool uh yeah this first one uh we
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had a couple people calling about this the sacramento sound like the sacramento people got a little
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rowdy oh yeah yeah they had a couple um well here they got a call yep all right hey pio this is
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tony from sacramento big tony show big tony thank you for calling in this and tony short for
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anthony i guess what else you think big tony maybe those are pretty much antonio antonio yep
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there you go spanish tony um onward i was at your show last night at your later show last night
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and man i just don't feel very good about my city we were kind of rude to you i think
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and um i know you had to tell like like five people to shut up and it was distracting and
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i had one of the balcony seats and throughout the whole show there wasn't a single time when anyone
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was just sitting down and trying to and just watching the show trying to enjoy it at any
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different point for the whole damn thing dude there was like at least two or three people milling about
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if not more it was distracting and it was hard to enjoy your show and if it was distracting for me
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i can only imagine how distracting it was for you so we were not very nice to you that that night and
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uh i want to apologize man and i hope you still want to come back and see us yeah man well look i
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appreciate the call yeah that's the friday night show that was there was yeah some guy was yelling
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he kept yelling out at one point he's yelling i think at like one of his wives or something i don't
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know what was going on he might have been saudi arabian and they carry a couple wives like you'll
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ask a saudi like a saudi arabian guy reaching his pocket and fucking accidentally drop a couple wives
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out you know um but you know what i did notice that there were constantly people just walking around
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i mean sacramento also let's be honest dude it's got that sort of a lot of missing people kind of
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you know like a lot of a lot of missing people are in sacramento so i'm amazed sometimes and more
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people don't know that so if you're missing somebody go there and that's where they are
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i mean it's a lot of people you've seen on posters and stuff they're in sacramento missing animal
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sacramento can't find my has anybody seen my wallet sacramento it's all there man um and i just feel
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bad for the people that's at the show that's trying to enjoy themselves you know that's the
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part that gets me a little bit but but uh but thank you for the call man you know it gets
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what i don't what makes it tough for me is that i want people to enjoy the show and so if somebody's
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all wasted and they're just acting like a donkey then that really it doesn't help so i'm trying to
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keep the show kind of undonkeyed and keep it tight but i appreciate the call tony even though that guy
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said that and there were a couple other people that called in about some of the rowdy members in the
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crowd everybody said they still like really enjoyed the show and you killed and it didn't affect their
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time this guy he was in the balcony a little further away but most people said they just had
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an amazing time it's still a great show they're just like some people can't act right gang yeah you
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know it's funny and i think we learn that as we go along it's like you know somebody always can't
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act right and that is why it's like and that but that's just what it is you know and i got to learn
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also to just vibe better with it you know i can't control everything that's going to happen and some
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people just aren't going to act right sometimes fortunately we were able to you know some of the
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people to toss them out and then get back uh and then get the wheels back going but what's tough
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for me is that there's a good flow to the show and if it's really flowing and somebody gets really
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donkied out then it you know it kind of kicks the whole show in the ass a little so but thank you for
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your call tony i appreciate it man um here's a patreon question actually this along the same lines
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and this is kara she said how do you keep yourself amped up for your tour performances when you're doing
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the same thing so often so many times for different people gang uh thank you kara uh for your support
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on patreon and and for this question um you know it's been tough and i've actually been talking to
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other comedians about it you know i was talking to sebastian maniscalco about it the other day
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and uh and just asking him you know how do you keep the material fresh and because i was having
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some trouble with it a little bit this year especially the shows in new york city i was
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really just burnt out like i don't want to just get up there and be like a record player or something
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that just kind of starts and just goes through the stuff you know i want to be in the moment i want
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it to be kind of feel like a new experience for the people and uh and and and i just got reminded
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of that actually the past two weeks i just started thinking man i you know i have to have fun in what
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i'm doing you know and i've noticed that for myself over this year even just sometimes i'm just not
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enjoying it but it's just because i'm not making that choice like i it's up to me if i have fun or not
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that's up to me you know life's gonna throw curveballs and sliders and sometimes it's gonna
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run up it's just gonna run all the way from the pitcher's mound and just put a ball right in your
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ass dude not even a pitch like what is that but it's like it's it's how i i choose how i meet the
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world and it's almost the same thing for these shows it's like i choose if i if i just get caught up
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and letting things just run in a circle and i don't try to show up and just recognize hey
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tonight is a new experience we could have a new joke come out of this evening we could have a new
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moment we can embrace what's going on we could talk about what's happening in the city um like i
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actually started off the show i didn't realize this in vegas with you know ari had went up before me
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and there was another real funny young fella named bruce that went up and i was like man it's nice to
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have two white guys in a theater without guns huh and uh and it was funny it was crazy but i didn't
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even realize it but it got a big laugh out of the beginning and it got everybody kind of in the vibe
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and i didn't know that was going to happen that i was going to say that um but some of the stories i
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just try and keep my attitude open like hey like like i'm telling it to a friend for the first time
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hey let me have fun telling this because even though it's maybe the hundredth time i've told some of
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them this is the first time you're going to hear it and so if i make it not about myself and i make
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it about the people that are there you know hey this is their first time to hear this um that helps
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now with that said it does get hard to do it over and over again it gets hard some jokes it's like
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the punchline and almost it's like screeching out of you don't even want it to you don't even want
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to say it what was some of the advice from sebastian oh sebastian's suggesting that you kind of
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change it off okay he's like you know move it on change it doing it i don't even that's what
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that was his whole advice what did you say bro it's like
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so sebastian the other day told me he was taking adult swim lessons
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and if i can blew my mind um but he'll be on here this week and i'm going to bring this
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question back up with him kara nick if you'll remind me to help do that will do um let's take
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another call what came in uh so last week we had the gentleman who called in uh he actually had two
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voicemails the first one he was feeling pretty down feeling overwhelmed by all his student loans
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he called in and uh said he had a better attitude about it but we got some some responses to your
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advice to him to just like ride it out pay as low as he can keep lowering the payments um and we got
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some responses to that okay cool yeah that's this is pretty uh i'm curious to see what some people
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thought thanks here's the first one what up theo this is tyler from birmingham alabama
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gang gang brother i'll see you next week man august 15th that's the start on so looking forward to
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that but uh anyway i just wanted to call about the guy who had a who was kind of down on himself
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about the student loan debt you had some good points um a couple things that i've heard one
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student loan debt is the best line of credit to have so you know it's not a bad thing to have on your
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on your credit line and you can make the minimum payments you don't there's no timeline in order to
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pay it back and i have a old friend that told me one time that uh you know if you if you die before
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you pay it all back then you win so i mean no rush to pay all that shit back
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that's hilarious dude yeah that's a goal man look bro if that's the case go get your masters buddy
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bear um that's a good suggestion what do you think about that nick yeah i mean i'm kind of
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of two minds like it it doesn't hurt your credit score it's not going to hurt you like getting a
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house or whatever but part of me is like oh you took out an agreement you should work to pay it back
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even we look at as like the government oh they're not going to miss it but still like just part of me
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is like you should honor your debts yeah wow man it's very um i haven't been doing it
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ned stark of you very ned stark move when it comes to uh well you haven't been doing it though
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yeah yeah i've been doing the whole push it off push it off i mean it was always i would do the
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things they they look at your income so they'll lower your payments and i've been doing doing that
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whole thing but now that now i'd like to start shipping away at at least or at least make the
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regular minimum payments to get on some type of foreseeable plan where it's getting paid off but i
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would feel like an idiot if they get wept away yeah i mean companies do you know it is interesting
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how we all think or sometimes we think like yeah just because it's a big company or it's the
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government it's like we don't really owe them it's almost like this invisible thing it just keeps
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war that will just keep working um and that yeah we don't think sometimes like that we made this
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agreement like we clicked on the square or whatever and filled it in and then said submit
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and you're using whatever they gave us or you know and then and then we when it comes to a later
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where it's like oh fuck it's like almost so it will we forget that with that yeah we we put our name
00:29:42.020
on the line you know that we have some integrity in it um it's interesting man i definitely could say
00:29:48.460
that over my life i remember the first cell phone bill ever got it was for like seven thousand dollars
00:29:53.780
right i didn't realize you couldn't just use your phone as much as you wanted i thought i got this
00:29:57.500
bitch man i had 100 minutes dude okay like 100 minutes when cell phones came out it was just
00:30:05.540
enough minutes to really realize you don't you you cannot afford a cell phone man every call you had
00:30:12.600
to be like hey it was almost like you were in that movie where you have like uh there's like a timer
00:30:16.580
and it's gonna blow up or something so it was like uh every call that came in you'd have to try and get
00:30:21.980
it remember do you remember that you still like right at about 50 seconds you'd be looking like all right
00:30:25.420
man we gotta my first cell phone plan i was late to the game because i had to pay for my own cell
00:30:29.580
phone high school was um was unlimited they had already moved into those type type plans it was
00:30:35.880
it was the benefit of waiting but yeah i mean my grandma was always worried about her minutes uh man
00:30:40.280
she would nights and weekends that that's what you yeah nights and weekends boy they'd be like look
00:30:47.200
man i can't call you till after 9 p.m so if you had a friend that was in any other time zone as a kid
00:30:53.300
you was fucked you was not friends anymore did you before cell phones uh play the collect call
00:30:59.320
game um i would i would have to collect call to go get picked up and uh yes i'd be at the y and be
00:31:06.080
like it's nick i'm done and my grandma would come and pick me up 15 minutes later yeah man that was
00:31:12.480
awesome that was always a good move and the movie theater game like they had to click over
00:31:17.460
so how if i was gonna have if i was gonna have a girl call me back late at night i would say okay
00:31:23.140
you know at about 9 20 i'm gonna call a movie theater line because they had like a 40 minute
00:31:29.220
message on there and it was like now showing this weekend at seven uh the bodyguard starring
00:31:35.860
whitney houston and kevin costner showtimes are monday through friday 5 p.m and 7 p.m saturday matinee
00:31:43.320
2 p.m and 4 30 p.m saturday and sunday evening 5 7 and 9 p.m then it would be like now showing in
00:31:51.880
uh theater two and then it would go on to the next movie you know land before time wow this young
00:31:59.300
dinosaur doesn't know what's going to occur starring the voices of you know lou diamond phillips and it
00:32:05.400
would just keep going so it'd be like a 40 minute message so if you had that call waiting then you could
00:32:10.520
hear someone calling you the beep and it wouldn't ring in your house gotcha so it'd be like all right
00:32:15.500
i'm just gonna call the movie theater in hopes you called now sometimes your girl would fall asleep
00:32:20.880
you know because bitches be resting everybody knows that dude if you go looking at nine bitches
00:32:26.540
probably about two of them's resting so then you just heard the entire movie schedule three or four
00:32:31.540
times and then in my in my dreams that night it was just the background loop it was just just
00:32:38.000
me eating popcorn you know um what was this question what was this about uh he was just kind
00:32:44.240
of reiterating your sentiment about the student loans uh just yeah keep dragging it out yeah keep
00:32:50.320
dragging it out that's a good but also yeah the the thing we forget so though sometimes that yeah we
00:32:55.300
made a deal you know we did make a deal um man big companies do get kind of fuck everybody just
00:33:01.440
thinks they can fuck them but they also fuck people every chance they get and probably probably goes
00:33:07.140
unnoticed but that doesn't mean we have to act like that right right yeah man it's it's a real
00:33:12.860
battle god i remember oh i remember i'd send letters to verizon i was like man fuck y'all bro
00:33:17.640
dude i remember sending pictures of me photographs of me with like this with my hands in the air
00:33:22.820
holding my pockets out like i have no money bro i owed seven thousand dollars dude
00:33:28.320
so and somebody oh i remember this was the worst somebody kept calling me from africa bro and i
00:33:37.680
don't know how they got my number i don't know how africa even got a phone at this point like i didn't
00:33:42.580
know they had even had a phone in africa but they kept calling me and i would get charged when i
00:33:48.780
answered it you know did you guys talk huh did you guys talk yeah sometimes but it was so hard to
00:33:53.640
know what was going on bro it's africa dude i mean africa is pretty wild and imagine africa on the
00:33:58.520
phone maybe it was that you know what i'm saying if africa calls bro i'm not saying don't answer bro
00:34:06.120
but you know maybe you know just maybe don't answer every time exactly uh let's take another call man
00:34:14.400
all right this one is uh who is listening oh good you're always asking who's listening
00:34:19.920
see yo my man it's your boy bo from indiana big bo indiana dude and that is uh that is
00:34:27.940
spanish for indian first of all and also beautiful place dude you know sort of hit or miss out there
00:34:36.480
in the middle of america do a lot of good people out there you know a lot of vaudeville used was in
00:34:41.900
indiana a lot of young they'd have children learning to juggle and do a lot of stunts a lot of stunt
00:34:47.880
people come out of that area it's a real stunt country so you know you'll see a fucking newborn
00:34:54.420
you know go back into its mama and try and get shot out of her you know i'm saying a lot of people
00:34:59.320
doing real kind of artsy stuff onward working that graveyard shift as a county deputy trying to
00:35:05.360
fight that crime that gr baby shoot them want to thank you for your entertainment during my
00:35:11.560
downtime man it gets kind of slow out here i've also been tuning in to king and sting
00:35:16.580
your boy brendan isn't too bad of a fellow man you guys make a good combo thank you kind of reminds
00:35:21.480
me of a nick jonas that that stopped taking atipex you feel me who's that nick jonas
00:35:26.540
yeah nick jonas that stopped taking atipex yeah i'm not sure oh he looks like him i see what you're
00:35:34.060
saying yeah yeah brendan has a very rare rare look man one of the best things i ever heard about
00:35:39.360
brendan i read this on uh on comments somewhere brendan looks like the kind of guy that rides with
00:35:47.340
that was good i like the one at one of the first roast my host on king of the sting one of the
00:35:57.020
segments uh you guys do on that show it was he looks like a puerto rican baseball coach that's
00:36:01.660
always flexing his ass at their face or whatever
00:36:03.800
bro brendan has some tight pants dude bro i've seen that dude whisper into his pants before so you know
00:36:13.740
there's something hectic going on um thank you thank you for your service out there deputy and i think
00:36:19.240
look man nighttime middle of the night after 2 a.m to 4 a.m you guys should get a couple of free bullets
00:36:25.840
out there you know what i'm saying pop off a couple times right you know because here's the
00:36:31.120
thing if you shoot a bullet up in the air in the distance and it just hits some of that's on the
00:36:37.340
lord bro you know if it hits somebody man indian and roulette yeah that indiana roulette baby pop
00:36:45.700
off daddy stay safe out there brother uh and thank you uh for the call dude i was thinking before you
00:36:52.400
came in here man i was talking i was thinking about potential do you whenever you're growing up did
00:36:56.780
you feel like you had a lot of potential nick or what what does potential mean if i think about that
00:37:00.820
what does it mean yeah just the ability to do more than what you're currently doing
00:37:08.960
kind of and uh i i always thought i did um yeah i was always really unsure of what i was gonna try
00:37:17.180
but like i just felt like when i compared myself to other people i was just like i'm better
00:37:22.260
or i like i'm not better but i would see people in positions where they are i was like well i could
00:37:27.320
do that kind of at least right uh because that's a good point i could do that at least right so i
00:37:34.380
have potential to do that maybe more than that or something yeah or an advanced state of that
00:37:39.420
yeah i've been thinking i was thinking about potential earlier
00:37:42.460
and just like where does like potential come from or what is it you know
00:37:47.860
um we'll look it up will you mind looking it up potential i'm gonna think about it real quick
00:37:54.840
uh yeah i guess the a bit you could because people that's one thing that people i mean i guess people
00:38:03.840
can recognize your potential people say that a lot you know or you know you'll hear that term
00:38:09.560
uh recognize your potential oh what does it say brother having or showing the capacity to become
00:38:17.540
or develop into something in the future yeah because i was thinking about popcorn at the beginning of
00:38:23.720
this and how you don't know think about that dude popcorn you would never guess it's in there
00:38:27.540
you would never guess it dude if you looked at it if you looked at a corn
00:38:33.780
bro and you wrote down 200 things that could be in there none of them would be popcorn
00:38:41.580
all the things i wrote down would be smaller than what's in that right so that's kind of potential
00:38:47.240
you know yeah man i guess that you know what's funny i guess i see potential in people i guess if
00:38:53.460
you see if you if it's really kind of cool if you can see if you do see if you see potential in
00:38:59.140
somebody that's kind of like a neat way to look at people i think i'm i don't do it all the time
00:39:04.540
for sure i forget about it a lot but looking for somebody's potential um yeah i wonder if you have
00:39:14.660
i wonder if potential is something that other people have to say oh i feel like you have potential
00:39:19.040
or if somebody tells you that it definitely makes you feel good yeah that's a big compliment or that's
00:39:24.100
a big thing because it makes you feel motivated that you can do more i think a lot of potential
00:39:31.160
is mindset and you can get that mindset from like other people reinforcing it telling you and then
00:39:38.180
you're like oh i can do this and so then you give an attempt at it but like if you don't i think
00:39:43.360
that's why like there's kind of like a malaise in like poor neighborhoods or whatever people don't
00:39:48.280
think they have the potential to escape but when someone from their area ends up succeeding
00:39:53.700
they're they see oh that's possible for me too and it opens up a world of possibilities yeah
00:39:58.140
yeah that potential when you see somebody doing something and it makes you feel like oh i can do
00:40:05.800
that i could be that guy yeah it almost ignites a part of you that's um i wonder if in the future
00:40:12.620
there'll be a medicine that or something that that makes your potential kind of flare up you know
00:40:18.420
or just remind you that you have it i guess i need to just remember that just try and notice
00:40:24.060
people's potential more um yeah i don't think i do a good job of that sometimes i think i could
00:40:30.720
probably do better because i think if you let people know man you have a lot of potential you
00:40:34.300
know i really see this potential and even call out things they do that that really makes people feel
00:40:38.840
good huh yeah you know when people do that i i've noticed just in my own life when people say that
00:40:43.880
especially like if an older person says that to you when you're younger and stuff man you have
00:40:48.060
so much you have so much potential you know i really see so much potential in you uh anyway
00:40:54.140
yeah i was just thinking about popcorn earlier um let me say this man internet privacy is basically
00:41:02.240
dead uh yeah i mean look at porn for instance did you know that the that the uk government passed a
00:41:08.860
law requiring you to hand over your id before you can access porn sites oh jesus you're fucked
00:41:16.000
nick if you go abroad bro but here you're just watching fucking and you're still okay that's
00:41:22.080
right like your driver's license or passport dude that would be crazy if you had to put something on
00:41:26.080
the line every time you went to watch porn about a lot less people would do it um it's only a matter
00:41:31.440
of time before your government gets the same idea and what happens when your favorite porn site gets
00:41:36.300
hacked like ashley madison did all those names and ids will be floating around waiting to get
00:41:41.260
published on the web uh and i'm going to let everyone know right now that i've been on a decent
00:41:45.880
amount of porn sites not very much in the last year you know the dark arts have really quit drawing
00:41:51.460
themselves um in front of me in that in that area but i've definitely looked at some naughty stuff on
00:41:58.100
there you know certainly a lot of female on female a lot of butt stuff probably and even some double
00:42:04.760
butt and so i just want to let people know what i've done in case anything ever comes out
00:42:09.100
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00:42:33.940
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00:43:13.260
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00:43:20.580
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00:43:25.140
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man i almost wanted to get some cocaine in las vegas bro that's the place god i felt like you ever
00:45:38.420
walk past one of those places and they're cooking fudge in there and they put it on the counter and
00:45:42.640
they like cut it up and there's like somebody's back there by a big kettle i'm like they should
00:45:48.360
have one of those but for cocaine like what you can walk by in vegas yeah i don't even know the
00:45:52.680
process of cocaine it'd be educational too would be cool huh yeah and they're back there just listening
00:45:57.140
to some music beans don't burn on the grill it took a whole lot of trying just to get up that hill
00:46:05.900
uh yeah man i'm i'm i feel pretty fortunate i fought the desire though yeah glad you didn't
00:46:12.220
damn bro i still just want that white monkey to climb up into my fucking face bro but um anyhow
00:46:18.860
what else yeah this week i'll be in uh in memphis and a lot of shows man memphis birmingham atlanta
00:46:27.620
louisville and somewhere else i don't even know that's a crazy thing memphis thursday friday saturday
00:46:36.240
i don't even know it's like 10 shows this week all across the south land um i'm definitely fired up
00:46:43.720
i think almost everything's sold out except for the second show in biloxi in uh in birmingham
00:46:48.040
uh do you think i recognize your potential nick or not yeah be honest man i think so i mean
00:46:55.940
i think just in the position you gave me i mean there's you need the potential to be able to do
00:47:02.500
do it so yeah i think so and we talk about future plans and some of the stuff we can accomplish so yeah
00:47:08.860
that gives me uh encouragement that you see it into me yeah cool man yeah but yeah tell me more
00:47:17.100
how much potential i have come on uh let me think man i think um i think you i think you definitely
00:47:26.640
exceeded my expectations oh thank you thank you and i don't mean that in a bad way or anything
00:47:31.980
you know uh but yeah i mean i think there's times yeah you definitely exceed my expectations when i
00:47:41.320
know when i'm in a place of like feeling grateful i usually i'll often think man i'm grateful for nick
00:47:46.880
you know oh thanks man so the hard part for me sometimes is just getting in that place of gratitude
00:47:51.800
generally um but i think when you tell someone uh that they do have potential to there's part of them
00:48:00.640
like you on the receiving end of it you want to live up to that so it like makes you work harder
00:48:06.860
right like you're like oh he's i better i better live up to those expectations or or thoughts he has
00:48:12.820
so you work harder so yeah um just in general telling that to people can help yeah yeah yeah i could
00:48:21.860
see that yeah i can see that's probably how like why some teachers are good and stuff like that
00:48:26.800
because when they make a student feel that way i think sometimes you just don't know like what's
00:48:32.580
you know sometimes you but sometimes a teacher could say that a million times you could say it
00:48:38.060
for years and none of them ever kind of cracked the surface it just doesn't land and then every now
00:48:42.600
and then you'll it's just it's almost like it has to be a certain matchup too between two people
00:48:46.940
and time you know when it when it really when you're willing to hear it as well and it really lands
00:48:52.680
on you and you get inspired um i think also uh one thing we've done and i think it's like each other
00:49:00.560
pushing each other this podcast keeps evolving in a number of ways because we're always it doesn't
00:49:05.800
have to be the same week to week and i think that's that's part of it yeah no well that's i mean that's
00:49:11.680
good to hear because i know yeah it's like um yeah i think sometimes i i want to like try things
00:49:19.300
different i get like a little bit afraid i guess um but yeah i think yeah there is some evolution you
00:49:24.280
know we've moved to some different studios um you know we've taken you know it's a lot of times
00:49:31.640
where i'll just take your suggestion i feel like uh do you ever feel like you can't make suggestions
00:49:35.940
and stuff never that's that's an awesome thing about working in this environment yeah we can
00:49:40.900
say whatever they sometimes they're used sometimes they're not but i mean with this
00:49:44.920
whole studio like our layout and stuff we we went back and forth and it became
00:49:49.280
it's a mishmash of both our our kind of visions for it yeah yeah that's true huh it's taken a little
00:49:55.380
bit longer than i thought uh it's been a learning process for me just kind of a project management
00:49:59.920
like because like basically what's holding us up now we've got construction people ready to go
00:50:04.700
put put in cords but i'm trying to talk to engineers who are taking longer than i thought
00:50:08.640
and and in the future that stuff before we even got the contractor in here i would have had
00:50:13.560
everything finished and that's like what's holding us up at the moment but i mean we're
00:50:18.020
still functional but i want to be like plug and play yeah and it would make my job easier because
00:50:22.820
we're moving stuff back and forth for the guest episodes to the solo episodes and stuff and
00:50:27.480
eventually it'll get a lot easier no that's good to hear man yeah i think uh
00:50:32.280
yeah it's um yeah it's been crazy in here man it's been definitely been unique i mean it's just
00:50:39.200
coming along it's just uh and you've done a lot of it man thank you very much no problem um
00:50:45.040
all right let's get into a couple more a couple more calls i'm sorry that i forgot the computer
00:50:49.420
today guys but i'm glad we have a little bit of a change of pace man it takes a little stress off of
00:50:53.760
me i've just been feeling stressed and uh you know and i know i say that all the time and
00:50:59.520
but some of it's just like you know once we started king in the sting and then you know
00:51:04.540
doing this past weekend twice a week sometimes with guests it's just a lot of output and then
00:51:09.580
in my head i started thinking man i'm boring people and there's nothing to talk about or um
00:51:14.700
so it's good to have a change of pace you know and it's good to have somebody in here and it's
00:51:19.560
interesting to talk about potential man it's interesting to talk about you know how you and
00:51:23.600
i interact too we've never really just i mean we discuss it some but yeah sometimes i feel like i
00:51:28.600
could do a better job i mean i know like sometimes i'll get pissed i'll wake up in the morning pissed
00:51:31.640
and the first person the only person that works for me is you so the only person i could fucking
00:51:36.100
take it out on is you um so i'm sure that gets stressful man how what's that like to deal with
00:51:42.780
i kind of have like a mantra i'm like don't let other people's mood affect mine like go in
00:51:50.980
just go in with the same attitude every day try to try to be positive and like work harder but like
00:51:55.840
like i said don't don't let other people's like energy mess up my energy come in positive and like
00:52:01.480
focused yeah and and just do that every day um kind of like you said you don't uh last week it was
00:52:07.740
all about expectations and stuff and like i can't have expectations for the people who work around me
00:52:11.660
i can just know if i'm doing my job sincerely i'm attempting the best i i can then i just gotta let
00:52:18.960
other stuff slide off my back yeah well thanks for letting it slide off your back sometimes man
00:52:23.260
i usually if i feel like i'm out of line i try to come back and i feel like i usually get around
00:52:27.720
pretty quick on like bringing it bringing that up yeah yeah and letting you know if i felt like i was
00:52:32.200
you know you know rude or you know um but yeah man you're just like the only person in my you know
00:52:39.820
you're the closest person in my life in some instances so you fucking gotta hear all the shit i feel you
00:52:44.640
but i don't know i i none of it is like i put myself in your shoes like your life over the past
00:52:52.480
18 months like it it's it's fucking it's wild like it's it's completely different you're like you're
00:52:58.380
gonna sell like 150 000 tickets or whatever this month like yeah this year or this year uh and
00:53:03.220
yeah that's crazy that that's a wild thought and like looking at your tour schedule for fall
00:53:09.000
it's wild and i'm sure just looking at what's ahead uh that is where the stress comes from not
00:53:16.440
as much as like what you're doing in the moment it's just knowing it's like a sisyphean battle
00:53:21.580
it's always uphill yeah yeah it's always yeah it's it's definitely been interesting and so then it's
00:53:27.120
just learning who i am in those spaces you know and learning like uh you know and learning that
00:53:32.800
there's some things i like about me in those in those as this things has gotten busier and
00:53:37.860
there's some things that i don't um you know one of the things though is sometimes with my mood the
00:53:43.720
mood that i wait you know when i get agitated if things are in a certain way and stuff but i
00:53:48.100
appreciate you putting up with me man no problem no problem i definitely i see a lot of your potential
00:53:51.940
man and um you know i know i'm fortunate to be able to work with you thanks brother i i feel
00:53:57.500
fortunate as well i think you have the potential to be the biggest comedy star in the world so thanks
00:54:02.480
man only going up you're gonna be selling out msg like uh sebastian what mottosonium glutamate
00:54:09.140
that's shit that's fucking killing asians bro you're gonna quit comedy and start selling chemicals
00:54:13.780
i could see that bro god that would be good dude just roll around with a big tank of it on the truck
00:54:20.800
come over here boy let me get a couple squirts of this under your tongue it sells itself yeah it
00:54:25.240
really does bro it's so good dude if you order just msg bro from israel or one of these other
00:54:30.400
places bro fuck the food man fuck the bok choy dog just put this shit under your tongue dog and
00:54:36.200
look for the lord um all right let's take another question or two man all right hey theo um my name
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is sophia i was born with a condition that um affects every system of my body and i have been
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chronically ill my entire life oh god i think i had that i think it was my mother actually when i was young
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um and now it's just myself bothering every system on my body um i'm sorry to hear about that i
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appreciate your call uh and thank you for sharing that with us what's going on and some of the main
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symptoms are uh overwhelming sadness and anxiety and things that really keep me from being able to
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socialize very well and uh i'm about to go to a concert and i i don't get out of the house much so
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i uh i'm stressing being around people and i'm fearing judgment i i just watched
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thinking about what other people are thinking about you and
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when i go out in public i had to i have to do a lot of things to be able to take care of myself
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and sometimes i worry what other people think of me and it's really stressful so um knowing you know
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that there's other people out there that are going through that same thing
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god damn to anybody else out there with chronic illness whether or not you know you have it what's
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going on in your body know that you're not alone and that
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it's always okay to express your emotions and it's always okay to tell someone that
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you have to set back yeah that's your boundaries um
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thank you so much theo yeah i adore you dang dang
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well thanks for uh the sweet uh call yeah i could definitely feel
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you know it makes me think that you're pretty brave to call
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and share that you know that takes a lot of bravery
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i mean it makes you feel like you're on the front lines of your own emotions and feelings and
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you're battling that and that anxiety yeah it's so tough
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you know you go somewhere and you think that everybody already doesn't like you before they
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get there and they've already made this decision in their in their heads or
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you know you just get so scared of like just being out and about and
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you know i get scared to look in people's eyes sometimes because i feel like they knew that i was
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they could see something inside of me that was wrong and i didn't even know what it was and
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or they could see that i was weak or i don't know i just
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um and i know that that's really brave though of you
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you know and to to say look you know i'm still i'm gonna pack up who i am
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and i'm gonna go and i'm gonna go see this band or i'm gonna go in
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we we play the beginning of the call again nick
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affects every system of my body and i have been chronically ill my entire life
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and some of the main symptoms are uh overwhelming sadness and anxiety and
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things that really keep me from being able to socialize very well
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yeah this really you really hit you really hit me in the heart right there
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and you know why it kind of makes me sad i think when i really think about it i can relate to that
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but it also makes me sad because i know that i'm judgmental sometimes
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you know that i judge others because it makes me feel a little bit separate
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and that distance that space gives me the space i need to then
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you know and you calling and saying that i think it reminds me that
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if i'm at a concert if i'm walking down the hall
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no matter what i'm doing i can always be of service to someone
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because there's probably going to be you know a lot of other people at the concert
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and none of them may know what you're going through
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but some of somebody may get a feeling when they're around you oh
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maybe i should just check in with this person see how they're doing or just
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you know you are an opportunity for other people
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god made you as this basically this opportunity that's wandering around
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that you have this opportunity like you are this opportunity
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you know when people care and show that you know reach out to you or somebody like you or
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that they are then going to feel so good about themselves
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you know just help be a part of a little bit more your joy or comfort
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realize a potential that they didn't have inside of themselves
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yeah she has the potential to make other people feel good about themselves
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her facing these fears and going out into public
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it shows other people who are suffering from whatever she is that
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uh fulfilling life and not let whatever ailment you have
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yeah it's so crazy how we've gotten so trapped inside of ourselves a little bit
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you know i do believe that the cure-all for everything
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and even in those moments when you are struggling the most
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you know when we're thinking about somebody else
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and for you to be brave enough to say that and share it
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then i know that it's okay for me to feel that way a little bit
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so worried about what other people are thinking
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and i'm gonna try doing the same thing for myself
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i'm trying to figure out a little bit more of my feelings from that girl's call
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that guy was in the incubator for how long dude
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look they think we're just a little yellow chunk bro
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