This Past Weekend with Theo Von

00:00:00.000 I'm just I'm jumped up I'm jumped up man I got a frog in my bog right now I've been having me a

00:00:09.380 little bit of coffee that um what kind do I have Folgers pecan praline flavor and damn boy

00:00:19.400 that shit got some whoo that it's got at least some 84 octane in it that thing

00:00:26.980 oh give me heart gas bro you ever get that I used to get that when I used to work out on a farm out

00:00:35.760 there off of um near the levee over there in Mississippi and I used to work on a farm over

00:00:43.260 there with a tall man and and a fat fella kind of smaller and um one of them died actually one of

00:00:51.800 got on pills and died but uh or not he didn't die but he he did die he did die but um oh shit what

00:01:00.960 was I talking about oh I don't even know I do not even know but um but I'm back and I hope you're back

00:01:11.820 and apparently you are here we go

00:01:15.980 love is laughing in the springtime

00:01:20.980 you are here we go

00:01:30.140 you are here we go

00:01:39.300 you are here we go

00:01:43.300 you are here we go

00:01:57.460 Cause you found someone else

00:02:03.180 You once told me to be patient

00:02:09.600 Love will find its way

00:02:12.480 Wait and see

00:02:15.560 My wings

00:02:20.440 Oh, try to phase out better

00:02:23.020 Let me try to phase out again

00:02:23.960 Come, look what's happened to me

00:02:27.560 Time is no stranger

00:02:34.120 You're all by yourself

00:02:39.980 Okay, and we are happy to have that music right there.

00:02:44.680 And that is music by a talented man.

00:02:47.320 A man of talent named Stevie Starlight.

00:02:49.940 And you know, some of his music has been with us since the beginning.

00:02:55.980 Since the beginning and that is off of his new album, Unnaturally Happy.

00:03:01.480 And there will be a link in the bio.

00:03:03.220 You can go and support him.

00:03:05.860 And thank you, Stevie, for those new tunes.

00:03:10.040 Thank you for that.

00:03:12.560 Woo!

00:03:14.180 Good to be back.

00:03:15.160 I'm at home again.

00:03:16.760 I'm at home again.

00:03:17.580 I like being at home.

00:03:19.940 You know, I just moved the podcast, the episode, back here into my apartment.

00:03:27.940 I just, you know, I don't know.

00:03:30.860 I just feel better.

00:03:32.320 I feel, the bells and whistles sometimes, you know, it's almost like, say you go to a Christmas party.

00:03:41.180 Or if somebody has a party at Christmas, and you go to that, you know what I'm saying.

00:03:47.220 Say you walk into somebody's house and people are drinking eggnog and it's December.

00:03:51.360 You know, I don't know how else I can explain it to you.

00:03:53.260 But, um, and your wife or somebody, a man, if you're a gay man, you got a buddy or something.

00:04:02.420 You say, oh, that's my friend Carl or whatever.

00:04:05.220 That's my friend Tyson.

00:04:06.200 But you always just pretend it's your friend from the gym.

00:04:08.480 But it's, you know, it's going to probably be your husband if you guys live in a state that allows it.

00:04:13.420 And you go in there and you're wearing something that just, it doesn't, you know, you might be wearing a Christmas sweater, but it's got the lights strewn into it.

00:04:26.440 And you got to carry a little can of, um, you know, electricity, electricity, little generator, generator.

00:04:35.600 And you got to plug it into that and hold that bitch all night and, you know, and every, you know, every 30 minutes your sweater lights up and sings, you know.

00:04:46.300 Ba-rum-ba-bum-bum.

00:04:50.780 This is just my friend Carl, you know.

00:04:54.180 That kind of shit.

00:04:55.200 You know what I'm saying is that you might not feel comfortable in it.

00:04:59.420 You know, in the beginning you'll like it.

00:05:01.000 You'll like the, the fashion.

00:05:04.580 You'll like the, the, the attraction.

00:05:09.660 People will come and look at it.

00:05:11.460 And they'll watch it, play the song one time or something.

00:05:15.480 And maybe it'll give you a little, you know, a hug or a pat on the back or something.

00:05:21.720 And be like, oh, what, what gym do you guys work at?

00:05:24.280 Knowing that you guys live together.

00:05:25.840 They're, you know, everybody's playing along.

00:05:29.080 You know, then, and obviously you guys are, you know, lovers.

00:05:33.440 It's probably men lovers, they call it, some places or whatever.

00:05:36.600 It doesn't matter.

00:05:37.600 It could be your wife.

00:05:38.540 If you have a wife, it could also be your wife or whatever.

00:05:41.060 What I'm saying is sometimes you're wearing something that, you know, it just, it feels fun.

00:05:47.040 But it's not, you know, you just don't feel comfortable in it.

00:05:51.680 And, um, so anyway, that's just how I've been feeling at the, with the studio.

00:05:58.060 And so I'm just happy to be, uh, in my apartment.

00:06:04.280 There's, there's less expectations that maybe, I don't know what there are.

00:06:10.120 I don't know.

00:06:10.640 And it doesn't matter.

00:06:11.360 Maybe I just feel good about it.

00:06:12.820 But, um, what's going on?

00:06:16.680 Oh, I just got back from New Hampshire.

00:06:24.580 Live free or die.

00:06:26.020 That's their motto up there.

00:06:28.380 And it's nice.

00:06:31.540 And you get up there and you really can feel, you know, you just, they got, uh, well, I'll tell you what happened.

00:06:39.480 I flew into Maine.

00:06:41.560 I flew into Maine, you know, and, um, and Maine, I don't know if you've been to Maine.

00:06:49.360 I don't know if you've been to, I flew into Portland, Maine.

00:06:51.980 And if you've been to any city or town up in this area, in that high New England, in that far reach of, you know, this is the damn, this is the seventh appendage, bro.

00:07:04.420 When you get up there, way up off of Maine and, in New Hampshire, some of that area, you're just, you don't know what's going on, really.

00:07:12.420 You know, there's still pilgrims parking their boats.

00:07:14.720 There's, you know, that you'll see a cannonball go through the air.

00:07:18.520 It's, they got some old school shit.

00:07:21.980 Um, but they also, the zoning, apparently, here's the thing, three things that are allowed up in that area.

00:07:28.720 Dunkin' Donuts, Urgent Care, and Cemetery, those three things.

00:07:37.160 Every other area or building, which is like a square area, basically, is one of those three things.

00:07:48.420 Dude, you go to, you go to Urgent Care, what happened?

00:07:50.600 Oh, he broke his arm.

00:07:53.220 Oh, give him a, uh, give him an apple fritter, you know.

00:07:57.280 Oh, a shark bit off his, uh, shoulder.

00:07:59.880 Oh, tape a creller.

00:08:01.700 Just, you know, rubber some in a creller up into there, into the socket.

00:08:06.060 He'll be fine.

00:08:07.440 Doesn't matter.

00:08:08.820 You go get a blood transfusion, they'll fucking pump you full of, you know, eight ounces of hot Bavarian cream.

00:08:14.260 Just fill you up.

00:08:15.220 That, you know, you get part of your spine taken out, it doesn't matter.

00:08:20.800 They'll put two donut holes in there.

00:08:23.280 And now you got a little sugar in your step, you know, now you're meeting men on accident.

00:08:28.840 It's just that kind of, I mean, it's just, those are the only, if you have been in this area, those are the only businesses.

00:08:34.300 Are you hurt?

00:08:36.940 If so, you might need a Dunkin' Donnit, boy.

00:08:40.660 And if not, you might be dead.

00:08:43.540 Those are the options.

00:08:46.260 Urgent Care, Dunkin' Donnit, Cemetery, or Cemeteryo, bro.

00:08:52.040 That Mexican death spot.

00:08:53.780 You got it.

00:08:54.400 So that's it up there.

00:08:58.720 Oh, a bald eagle fucking, you know, bit your neck open?

00:09:02.680 Don't even worry about it, bro.

00:09:04.720 We'll, we'll frickin' duct tape an eclair to your cousin.

00:09:07.620 You're gonna be fine.

00:09:09.960 It don't matter.

00:09:13.020 They'll got, I mean, they'll have a dead dude.

00:09:14.740 They'll have somebody climb out the grave and they give him a fuckin' Donnit.

00:09:18.080 Hit him with two Dunkin' Donnits, bro.

00:09:19.780 He's back, goes back to, you know, the other side.

00:09:25.380 It's just that kind of area there.

00:09:27.720 It's just, it's just so damn Dunkin' and it's just so damn urgent.

00:09:31.820 And it's just so damn deadly.

00:09:39.140 But that's the kind of place it is.

00:09:40.760 Live free or die.

00:09:43.360 You know, eat donuts, get urgently cared for, and then go to heaven.

00:09:50.020 That's what they're doing up there.

00:09:51.320 So I flew in and, oh, and I went to see my buddy.

00:09:59.080 And he is, you know, this is a friend of mine and we used to live together.

00:10:02.140 I used to actually sleep under his bed when I first moved to Los Angeles.

00:10:06.880 When I first came out here to this city, I slept under my fellow, my buddy Kevin's bed.

00:10:18.080 I slept under there for $150.

00:10:19.220 And his roommate worked at TSA Security Airport.

00:10:25.660 And he had just gotten out of the Marines or Double Marines or something.

00:10:30.000 Or just, I don't know, he might have just gotten out of the damn Angry Assholes Club.

00:10:34.040 But he made me, one time I came home, or I don't know if you would call it home when you're sleeping under somebody's bed for $150.

00:10:42.080 But, you know, I came back to the area that I would sleep under somebody's bed in.

00:10:48.440 And the roommate had my prescription pills out at the table.

00:10:57.140 You know, because I was on a couple things at the time, you know.

00:11:00.880 Something for the brain, something for the pain, you feel me?

00:11:03.420 I was on a couple of, you know, nothing crazy.

00:11:07.260 Just some antidepressants and maybe some couple of Percocets or some Xanis.

00:11:12.140 Something.

00:11:13.380 You know, a little bit of stool softener and a little bit of stool hardener.

00:11:15.940 And he sits me down at the table.

00:11:21.600 And he had a damn pistol there.

00:11:23.900 And he's like, are these your pills?

00:11:26.080 Like, he was just practicing.

00:11:27.300 He just got a job working at the, you know, it's doing, I don't know.

00:11:33.980 I don't know what he was doing.

00:11:35.280 But he had a weapon and he sat me down.

00:11:37.060 He's like, I could go to, these are Schedule 1 narcotics, boy.

00:11:41.360 I don't know what the hell.

00:11:42.540 I was like, what?

00:11:43.000 But anyway, so my friend Kevin, that's who I, whose bed I slept under.

00:11:51.100 Oh, and I'll tell you this.

00:11:52.260 They had a guy who lived with us years later and he was a, this guy was, you know, he was black and white.

00:12:00.480 Swirl, they used to call it swirl.

00:12:01.900 And he was swirl, you know, swirl, you know, a swirl boy.

00:12:07.160 And he, he could jump over a Volkswagen.

00:12:12.960 And he was also, he was on the Olympic junior ski team.

00:12:17.820 Or not ski, but jumping.

00:12:21.900 What's that sport where they jump across the thing?

00:12:24.140 They just jump.

00:12:24.940 They spin and the, you know, they play a song and they jump.

00:12:28.860 And they jump around and everybody tries to pretend they're straight and it's all, in the end, it's a lot of closeted men.

00:12:34.380 But beautiful.

00:12:35.440 But the whole thing is damn beautiful.

00:12:36.840 It looks French, kind of.

00:12:37.700 But it's on ice.

00:12:39.360 You know what I'm talking about.

00:12:41.300 Anyway, I'm rambling, but, uh, damn, this coffee's got me.

00:12:46.400 Um, what am I talking about?

00:12:49.900 Uh, oh, so anyway, my buddy Kevin now was up in New Hampshire.

00:12:56.740 I went to visit him.

00:12:58.380 He's up there with his girlfriend.

00:13:00.320 And he thought, she thought he was going to surprise her with marriage proposals.

00:13:08.700 So she's expecting that surprise.

00:13:10.900 And instead, the surprise was me that I was coming to visit.

00:13:13.580 So, it was not, they were not enthralled.

00:13:17.560 She was not enthralled about that.

00:13:20.440 When you're expecting that diamond ring, but you get the rat king, baby.

00:13:26.700 Uh, so needless to say, it was, it was awkward.

00:13:32.500 Um, but it was fun, man.

00:13:34.880 And, and it was just nice up there.

00:13:36.660 You know, they have lakes up there.

00:13:39.100 They have a lake.

00:13:42.760 You know, this, we're, they have Crystal Lake, Purity Lake, the area we were in.

00:13:47.700 And beautiful, just the kind of water you just, God.

00:13:52.940 It feels like it has just, like, uh, amniotic fluid in it.

00:13:58.520 Like, if you masturbate it into the water, you know, nine months later, your son would just wash up on the shore.

00:14:04.720 And he'd, you know, and you'd run him to urgent care and put a couple Dunkin' Donets in his bottle.

00:14:09.420 So, just that kind of place, you know, um, what else?

00:14:18.200 But yeah, I went fishing.

00:14:19.640 Oh, that was the fun thing.

00:14:20.680 So, I went fishing.

00:14:22.940 And, um, and they got the, they, uh, well, I caught my first bass.

00:14:29.620 You know, and I went fishing for the first time at 5 a.m. in the morning.

00:14:33.020 And this was crazy, man.

00:14:34.480 We got out there and, uh, and got out there in these rowboats and, you know, had some worms, had some lures or lures and went at them.

00:14:49.840 And it was, uh, it was, I guess, you know, I wish I knew more about fishing and I'm trying to learn more about it.

00:14:59.400 You know, I grew up, we would just put the, it was just worm.

00:15:02.420 You'd catch a worm or you'd put a little dog food or something on there.

00:15:06.680 Or a little cat food or something.

00:15:09.160 Or one time my buddy killed a swan and we caught, caught a bunch of bullheads on a damn, you know, on that swan sashimi meat.

00:15:17.940 You know, fresh swan.

00:15:21.220 Um, but we got out there in the rowboats and we fished and, uh, there was just a bunch of little, just aggravating ass fish, dude.

00:15:29.060 A bunch of damn water antifa, just biting at my line, just nibbling at my giblets.

00:15:34.900 You feel me?

00:15:35.400 Just thieves, really.

00:15:37.160 Looters.

00:15:37.560 They'd come up, steal your, steal your worm, bite that bitch up and jet off, go do something else they wanted to do, you know, go hit the next guy.

00:15:48.920 But, um, but finally one spot I was on this one bank and I'm, I was putting everything back in.

00:15:57.320 Anything I caught, little pikes, pecorels, um, what else, little bluegills.

00:16:05.940 And then one time I put that, I put that bait in and it was worm.

00:16:12.140 It was just ground worm, American ground worm, you know.

00:16:15.280 The frickin' Ray Charles of the earth, brothers, them, you know, them blind bad boys.

00:16:20.240 You know, that baby snake.

00:16:23.000 You know what I'm talking about, that worm, man.

00:16:26.120 You know what I'm saying, that, I mean, a worm.

00:16:30.960 You know, imagine being a worm.

00:16:35.560 Just day after day, just, just moving through dirt.

00:16:42.260 And, and it, nothing, none of it, it's all just a grind.

00:16:52.780 And maybe, I guess you fuck other worms, I don't even know if they do sex.

00:16:59.160 I mean, I've never seen them.

00:17:05.360 I've never seen them doing sex worms.

00:17:07.480 But I, I mean, I, I guess if you put a couple of them in a little cage and read them a romance novel or something.

00:17:16.640 Or put them in a little, you know, a bowl or something.

00:17:22.020 Maybe put a little bit of foil over it.

00:17:26.000 You know, put a little sprig of jasmine in there and read them bitches.

00:17:28.800 Put a romance novel on the audible or whatever.

00:17:31.680 You might hear, you know.

00:17:34.040 But anyway, so I put that worm on there.

00:17:36.040 The second it hit the water, and I've been out there for about two and a half hours, three hours maybe already.

00:17:41.800 The second it hit the water on this one time, I was about maybe three feet off the bank, four feet off the bank.

00:17:49.140 And I'm in a little rowboat.

00:17:51.020 Hit the water.

00:17:53.400 And man, that's, you can feel, immediately it's a different feeling.

00:17:58.920 And I have a tough time knowing when, like, because I'll feel the nibble, you know.

00:18:04.740 I'll feel the, when the little ones pull on it, I'll feel like the little nibble.

00:18:08.680 And it's hard for me to know when to set that hook, when to really just pull that rod, you know, yank that, that post.

00:18:16.500 It's just hard for me to know.

00:18:17.820 And so, but this time I got it right.

00:18:19.900 But everything aligned, and I just, you know, I'll be honest, I hooked that bitch.

00:18:28.920 And they call that hooking that bitch, baby.

00:18:33.160 PTL, baby.

00:18:35.600 Praise the Lord, man.

00:18:36.640 And so, it was good, bro.

00:18:37.580 I got one.

00:18:38.220 And, man, I just, I was excited.

00:18:41.640 Because you're talking, I had just come from Louisiana.

00:18:43.840 I didn't catch anything down there.

00:18:45.000 You know, I almost caught damn Corvid from, uh, from frickin' Brendan Sherlock over there.

00:18:53.880 Or Brendan Un-Sherlock.

00:18:55.920 Un-Sherlock Holmes, that guy.

00:18:59.260 Dude, he couldn't.

00:19:03.040 You know he couldn't.

00:19:04.500 Whatever.

00:19:05.360 So, uh, but I got tested.

00:19:07.640 I got tested for Corvid.

00:19:08.780 I came back negative.

00:19:10.860 Um.

00:19:13.500 But I've never caught shit.

00:19:14.800 I've never been that, that guy.

00:19:16.960 I'm not that guy.

00:19:19.880 You know, I'm that multi, I'm multi.

00:19:21.760 I got, you know, inside of me, I got that multifaceted.

00:19:26.880 You know, I got that Polish Nicaraguan DNA.

00:19:30.260 I got it in me.

00:19:33.080 And so, we don't catch that bullshit.

00:19:35.860 I ain't, I don't catch a lot of colds.

00:19:37.480 I don't catch a lot of, you know.

00:19:39.320 You know, I might come down with a little bit of pink eye from being naughty, but I ain't, you know, I'm not that, I'm not that guy.

00:19:48.740 I don't catch a lot of that shit.

00:19:51.240 I don't have a lot of eczema.

00:19:52.660 I don't have a lot of frickin', uh, you know, natural scarring on my back or anything from God or anything.

00:19:58.020 I don't have any of that shit.

00:19:59.160 You know, knock on wood, but anyway, so I caught a bass and I just enjoyed myself up there.

00:20:09.520 And I just enjoyed myself and, and I was just a third wheel.

00:20:14.660 You know, I was that third wheel, but we had a good time, man.

00:20:17.420 And they were really, my friends, it was just nice.

00:20:19.640 It was nice to be welcomed somewhere and be treated just kindly.

00:20:22.660 My buddy's girlfriend is awesome and, and it was good for me and him to catch up and remember stuff.

00:20:28.380 And, you know, and just remember, you know, who still owes the other one money, basically.

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00:24:20.480 It just comes.

00:24:22.500 It's just a conveyor belt.

00:24:23.880 And nobody will turn it off.

00:24:27.940 It keeps coming.

00:24:30.220 So I got to just learn to enjoy what is on the belt.

00:24:34.740 What else did I do?

00:24:36.760 I'm looking through my phone.

00:24:37.540 We grilled that bass up.

00:24:40.660 And people sent me messages, instant messages.

00:24:43.120 And they said, don't do it, boy.

00:24:46.140 Don't eat it.

00:24:47.320 Well, I ate it.

00:24:49.080 And I liked it.

00:24:50.960 I liked that bass meat.

00:24:53.160 And I'll eat it again.

00:24:56.260 I'll eat that bastard.

00:24:57.480 I'll tell you this.

00:24:58.720 The bass had a crawfish inside it.

00:25:01.840 A full body crawfish in there.

00:25:04.120 Living its life and doing its thing.

00:25:06.660 So I guess they were like just Lilo and Stitch.

00:25:08.920 These little MFers, bruh.

00:25:10.780 Because we cut right into it and a crawdad rolled right out that bastard.

00:25:14.200 And we put him back.

00:25:16.140 So, damn.

00:25:18.360 So that's that rebirth right there.

00:25:20.800 Shout out Rebirth Brass Band, too.

00:25:22.300 But I've been off of coffee for a while.

00:25:27.460 And now I'm trying it again.

00:25:28.640 But I think I'm going to get off of it again.

00:25:31.760 But, yeah.

00:25:32.260 We cut this thing up.

00:25:33.260 I watched some YouTube tutorials.

00:25:35.400 Caught a picker rail.

00:25:37.840 Over there in Eaton.

00:25:39.140 E-A-T-O-N, New Hampshire.

00:25:40.860 And Conway, I think, is the area we were in.

00:25:45.160 And they had two bulldogs over there.

00:25:49.540 My buddy's girlfriend had two bulldogs.

00:25:51.460 And one of them has had $70,000 worth of physical, you know, or, I don't know.

00:26:00.320 You know, different things they had to do fix it.

00:26:03.620 The thing need a new spine, need a new, you know, the dog can't, you know,

00:26:08.140 it needs a little elevator put in its hip because it can't piss anymore.

00:26:12.440 So I have to do, you know, you press a button at the house and, you know,

00:26:16.500 its back leg goes up and it can relieve itself.

00:26:21.460 Fuck all of that.

00:26:22.300 Man, dude, I'm from the, where I'm from, when God wants his dog back, God gets his dog back.

00:26:28.180 You got people spending $20,000 over here.

00:26:32.640 Get a dog a facial reconstructive.

00:26:34.440 Next thing you know, you got a, you know, you got a dog that looks like damn, you know,

00:26:44.480 you got a dog that looks like Rachel Maddow or something.

00:26:47.800 And that cost you $18,000.

00:26:49.840 And you could have gone another, you know, if you'd have gone $28,000,

00:26:52.940 you get your little wham around or look like Danny Glover.

00:26:55.520 Or look like, you know, who else is somebody famous?

00:27:09.180 Andre Agassi.

00:27:12.300 So it's just, but yeah, anyway, just blew my mind the money that people will spend on the animals.

00:27:17.720 I respect it.

00:27:18.360 And I'm not saying that this, some of them aren't worth it, but I'm just saying that a certain financial,

00:27:24.620 when God, at a certain point, you just, you paying to keep the dog from the Lord.

00:27:30.640 You know, after you done spent $30,000 on that pup, you know, you got his,

00:27:36.220 they re-stationed his tail and they, you know, they put in two feet of pig intestine in him.

00:27:43.340 And, you know, it just, and they had to lengthen him.

00:27:47.040 They took part of a wiener dog that had died in a motorcycle accident.

00:27:50.060 They put it in the middle of your dog and you're just, you got that little, you run it, you know,

00:27:57.000 you got a little Frankenstein.

00:27:59.540 This dude's shitting out of his eyelids every night and stuff before bed.

00:28:02.860 And you just, at a certain point, it's time to give the dog back to God.

00:28:07.080 And that's where I'm from.

00:28:09.740 You know, that's where I'm from, man.

00:28:14.120 You know, when I was young, we used to bet on, they used to bet on how many babies a dog would have.

00:28:20.120 You know, you'd see a dog out there whelping and you'd have somebody throw, you know,

00:28:25.060 I'll give, put $4 on six.

00:28:27.340 They got six in her.

00:28:28.960 You know, $1.50.

00:28:30.840 Let me get, who, who wants $1.50?

00:28:32.300 They got, I'll do, you know, what's the over-unders?

00:28:35.080 Three.

00:28:37.700 You know, and you could do a little parlay or something.

00:28:40.120 Okay, I hope, you know, I want five.

00:28:42.400 I want to go five or over.

00:28:44.960 And, you know, 60% of them is going to be females or something.

00:28:51.520 You can do, you know, do something like that.

00:28:57.740 What else?

00:28:58.780 Oh, lost money.

00:29:00.380 I bet the UFC.

00:29:02.640 I should have stuck with Nick, my producer, Nick.

00:29:04.720 He has the best picks.

00:29:06.440 I decided to go out on my own.

00:29:08.600 And I lost some money.

00:29:11.840 I didn't lose a lot.

00:29:13.140 But actually, I did lose a lot.

00:29:15.440 I lost $400.

00:29:16.220 And so, I'm not happy about that.

00:29:20.740 I'm not, you know, it made it fun, though.

00:29:22.600 It was something fun to do.

00:29:24.120 I'm glad the UFC happens.

00:29:25.940 I really am enjoying it more.

00:29:27.700 And Usman.

00:29:35.820 Usman is boring.

00:29:37.740 Dude, Usman is a boring fighter.

00:29:41.040 He's probably the most boring black guy I've even seen do a sport.

00:29:44.780 He might as well be white.

00:29:45.720 He might as well be white out there.

00:29:50.300 Because the dude is just, he's the champ, though.

00:29:53.020 I respect it.

00:29:53.780 You know, I respect their being like, you know, that, who's that guy that would, you know,

00:30:02.180 the boring, who would do something great but do it boringly?

00:30:06.100 Um, who am I thinking of?

00:30:13.320 Do something great but do it boringly?

00:30:16.980 Hmm.

00:30:18.040 I can't think of anybody.

00:30:20.420 I can, but I don't know who they are.

00:30:23.260 Um, man, I'm just rambling.

00:30:26.200 But that's what I'm doing today.

00:30:27.360 I'm rambling.

00:30:29.320 Um, what else?

00:30:31.140 I watched the fights.

00:30:32.180 Lost some money.

00:30:33.040 Uh, didn't catch COVID.

00:30:38.460 Um, oh, I got to see my mom when I was at home.

00:30:42.180 I got to see my nieces and nephews.

00:30:44.420 I went fishing in Louisiana.

00:30:46.700 Bitch, I'm from Louisiana.

00:30:49.920 Uh, what else, man?

00:30:52.900 I don't know.

00:30:54.460 I just, you know, it was just, I don't know.

00:31:01.340 I don't know.

00:31:02.000 It's just, it's okay.

00:31:02.720 I'm alive.

00:31:03.540 The conveyor belt is just going to keep serving up life.

00:31:06.840 And that's what it is.

00:31:09.520 You know, I just have to be grateful that, that the belt's still going.

00:31:14.300 So, uh, we got a couple calls that came in.

00:31:18.340 Uh, as always, the hotline is 985-664-9503.

00:31:25.120 Here we go.

00:31:26.700 Hey, what's up, Theo?

00:31:28.040 This is y'all, y'all from the Booth and Pod.

00:31:30.400 Um, I had an interesting question.

00:31:32.940 What's up, y'all, y'all?

00:31:34.540 Gang, bro.

00:31:35.440 Onward.

00:31:36.140 Interesting question.

00:31:37.080 What is it?

00:31:37.640 I'm about to turn 30 and I have two months of vacation for the first time in my adult life.

00:31:43.320 I'm a middle school teacher now and I don't know what to do with myself.

00:31:47.480 Oh, you middle school teacher, huh?

00:31:49.800 Well, anybody could teach that, dude.

00:31:53.540 That's not that hard.

00:31:54.420 Honestly, man, no offense, y'all, but middle school, that's shit.

00:32:01.140 I mean, that's basically, that's just, what, after dinosaurs, spelling.

00:32:08.160 That's spelling heavy.

00:32:10.620 Rivers, you're learning a lot of rivers and stuff there.

00:32:13.860 You know, Brendan, you wouldn't want him in there.

00:32:16.560 Or you'd have to do him twice.

00:32:20.200 You know, Brendan probably did all frickin', all five grades of middle school.

00:32:28.200 But yeah, man, no disrespect, but middle school's easy, bro.

00:32:31.360 Gang, bro.

00:32:32.000 Onward.

00:32:32.720 Especially during the Corvid times.

00:32:34.420 I just spent a week fishing in Denver, but I was wondering, you know, since you've had some time to yourself lately,

00:32:40.920 what would you do if you had two months off of work, no strings attached?

00:32:46.560 All right, love you.

00:32:47.700 Gang, gang, gang, brother.

00:32:50.140 Gang, man.

00:32:50.980 Love you too, and sorry for what I said earlier about your job being easy.

00:32:54.280 I don't think your job is easy.

00:32:55.560 I'm just saying challenge yourself more.

00:32:57.220 Teach them something wild.

00:32:59.480 You know?

00:33:00.300 Teach a kid how to, you know, shoot a cannon or, you know, debowel a bore or something.

00:33:05.820 You know, teach a kid how to, you know, you know, what pills are safe to take or whatever, depending on what time of day it is.

00:33:14.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:15.960 Just don't be afraid to, you know, to kind of loosen up the curriculum.

00:33:21.720 Because when shit gets hot, shit gets hot.

00:33:26.520 Would you ask, man?

00:33:27.740 Oh, what would you do?

00:33:29.600 Well, I just realized recently, I'd go back, if I could go back in time, even over the past few months, I would take more little trips and excursions.

00:33:36.940 I would spend more time outside.

00:33:40.340 You know, nature is wide open right now, and it's really, I feel like it's a little more well-rested than ever.

00:33:49.220 You know, we went on a hike the other day up there in New Hampshire, in the hemp, and they had fresh blueberries growing out of the ground.

00:33:59.160 You know, because God likes to snack.

00:34:06.340 You know.

00:34:08.580 And it was just cool.

00:34:10.920 They have fresh raspberries, you know.

00:34:13.920 And so I was just seeing, wow, nature's hype.

00:34:21.380 So that's what I would do.

00:34:22.520 Nature's still open.

00:34:23.540 And, you know, some of the national parks and stuff are closed, and you've got to be a little creative.

00:34:27.920 But in a lot of ways, it's a great time to get out and be a part of nature.

00:34:32.760 It sounded like you were doing that with the fishing.

00:34:34.600 So I think you're on track, man.

00:34:36.680 I think you're right on track, dude.

00:34:38.860 But, yeah, I would just get a little more challenging with the kid.

00:34:43.260 Maybe have them do stunts or something.

00:34:45.140 Put a bike ramp or something in the back of the class.

00:34:47.180 Because shit might get hot.

00:34:49.780 You know, teach them how to, you know, set a tripwire or set a snare.

00:34:55.820 You know, I'd love to see a middle school class that, you know, that teaches, you know, say, what if something happens?

00:35:04.240 You guys are on a field trip.

00:35:05.400 You guys are going to, you know, the museum.

00:35:07.240 If there even are museums in it, you know, another couple months, everything in the museum will be outlawed or racist.

00:35:17.260 And so it'll be, you know, they'll shut them down.

00:35:19.040 But before that, you want to get in there.

00:35:23.820 What if the bus crashes?

00:35:25.840 And now a little Davey or whatever, they got to, you know, they got to survive.

00:35:32.640 They might have to eat their buddy.

00:35:33.920 They might have to, you know, teach them how to do that.

00:35:38.240 Or something.

00:35:38.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:39.340 Just, you know what I'm saying?

00:35:40.520 Just be creative.

00:35:41.620 Have you seen that movie School Ties?

00:35:44.680 With the teacher, Robin Williams?

00:35:47.800 Teaches the kids how to just, you know, think for themselves, man.

00:35:54.600 What it's all about, bro.

00:35:55.760 Gang shit.

00:35:57.560 What else we got here?

00:36:02.200 Let's take a call, man.

00:36:04.800 Man, I don't like this caffeine.

00:36:06.100 It's got me feeling all fast.

00:36:09.680 Onward.

00:36:10.160 Let's go.

00:36:11.600 Hey, what's up, Theo?

00:36:12.680 This is JJ from Denver, Colorado.

00:36:16.060 What's up, JJ?

00:36:18.020 From Denver.

00:36:18.880 I appreciate you calling, man.

00:36:22.340 You know, I love Denver.

00:36:23.560 A lot of beautiful people over there.

00:36:26.040 Met a beautiful woman over there about a Whole Foods there.

00:36:29.300 And got her number and she never messaged me back.

00:36:31.580 But that's my life, baby.

00:36:34.120 You feel me?

00:36:35.020 I still got that number.

00:36:36.800 I think it was her number.

00:36:37.660 Could have been a fake number, bro.

00:36:38.900 But at least I got a fake number, son.

00:36:42.600 Gang, baby.

00:36:43.340 Hey, onward.

00:36:45.320 Just sitting here listening to this past weekend, working from home, getting ready for a backpacking

00:36:50.980 trip to kind of get away and clear my mind from all this crazy shit going on.

00:36:55.420 Good for you, brother.

00:36:56.940 Good for you, man.

00:36:57.940 That's beautiful.

00:36:58.880 Onward.

00:36:59.140 I was just kind of curious what your opinion is on how people can affect change.

00:37:04.680 I know at least in Denver they're having a lot of mostly peaceful protests, which seems

00:37:09.080 like it's working pretty good.

00:37:10.980 We have a police reform coming up soon.

00:37:14.100 And I'm just curious if you think that voting is the only way to affect change or kind of what

00:37:20.460 you think would be the best way to go about that.

00:37:22.240 Because it seems like a lot of people are hurting and they're trying to get things changed,

00:37:26.340 but no one's really listening to them.

00:37:27.640 Gang, bro, thank you for the call.

00:37:31.420 You know, it's interesting, man.

00:37:34.240 You know, I find that the biggest effector of changes really is time.

00:37:44.380 And, you know, you can't just depend on time.

00:37:48.360 You know, you have to remind time of what you want.

00:37:52.360 And I think you see a lot of that recently with, you know, a lot of the protests, a lot of,

00:37:56.500 you know, you see a lot of it, you know, just to, you know, remind for people to share what

00:38:05.200 they feel and get out there and share what their feelings are.

00:38:08.960 So, yeah, I think that that kind of stuff is good.

00:38:14.100 I think voting for people that, you know, yeah, that, you know, support the things you want.

00:38:20.900 But it's hard.

00:38:27.640 I think the biggest things that we can do, because look, I want to get the place not to do it is arguing online.

00:38:33.340 It just, it doesn't, you can't win.

00:38:36.920 You know, I got in a, you know, I usually do a good job of not doing it.

00:38:42.660 And then the other day I commented on something on my social media and,

00:38:47.380 and it just, you know, sometimes you just, you know, you want to,

00:38:56.560 it's weird because sometimes you feel online and in social media, you feel,

00:39:02.020 you know, people behave ways online that they're not really behaving in real life,

00:39:06.000 which is interesting.

00:39:06.840 And I might be going off topic.

00:39:10.080 I don't even know exactly what I'm talking about, but,

00:39:12.360 but I find it the same and I'll do the same.

00:39:16.580 It's like, would I really go off on somebody or, you know,

00:39:26.400 I think some of the stuff is good.

00:39:28.120 I think some of it though, like people start to use,

00:39:30.480 you know, like I think reminding people of diversity and that,

00:39:37.500 you know, the diversity is important.

00:39:40.420 You know, if,

00:39:41.340 if you're talking about the black live matter rallies and stuff that that stuff,

00:39:44.360 it's important.

00:39:45.520 It's super important.

00:39:47.380 You know, I think,

00:39:49.020 I think some of the reform for police departments is good.

00:39:52.720 I think I like the idea of there being,

00:39:55.540 if there's people that have mental health issues,

00:39:58.280 you don't,

00:39:58.620 that the police aren't the ones that have to deal with it.

00:40:02.500 Man,

00:40:02.900 I feel bad a lot of times when I see police officers and I see this all the time

00:40:07.320 in Los Angeles,

00:40:09.120 police officers having to deal with homeless people and people who are mentally

00:40:13.320 unwell,

00:40:14.580 because it's just a lot of pressure on,

00:40:18.020 on cops,

00:40:19.100 you know,

00:40:20.620 and the way that they're trained,

00:40:21.940 a lot of their training is probably more in tactical,

00:40:26.180 combatical type training.

00:40:28.620 And so even just seeing them having to spend their time doing it,

00:40:32.140 you can tell a lot of times the officers want to,

00:40:34.200 you know,

00:40:34.400 they want to helpful,

00:40:35.600 be helpful.

00:40:36.620 But if they could spend,

00:40:37.940 you know,

00:40:38.280 they could probably definitely better spend that time elsewhere and not have as

00:40:41.520 much stress.

00:40:42.460 So that kind of stuff I like.

00:40:43.780 So yeah,

00:40:47.060 I think some of those things are good.

00:40:48.260 You know,

00:40:48.380 I think you're going to see good come out of these types of things.

00:40:51.660 I think you also see bad come out of these types of things.

00:40:54.120 You see people,

00:40:55.160 you know,

00:40:55.780 trying to,

00:40:58.680 I don't know,

00:40:59.840 man,

00:40:59.920 you see people trying to,

00:41:01.480 where it's not about equality.

00:41:02.980 Some people want to make it about control.

00:41:06.120 You know,

00:41:06.520 I feel like a lot of times I've felt attacked just as a white person in the past

00:41:10.440 month,

00:41:10.860 really.

00:41:14.040 You know,

00:41:14.500 I don't support any type of supremacy.

00:41:16.240 That's what I don't support.

00:41:17.120 I don't support,

00:41:17.980 you know,

00:41:18.640 white supremacy,

00:41:19.600 black supremacy,

00:41:20.660 Jewish supremacy,

00:41:22.620 you know,

00:41:23.160 Iranian supremacy.

00:41:24.080 I don't support any that kind of stuff.

00:41:28.040 When people are trying to control you,

00:41:30.900 you know,

00:41:31.640 that's when people start to make things about themselves.

00:41:36.940 And it's not about a conversation.

00:41:38.880 It's just about them,

00:41:40.260 people controlling you.

00:41:41.540 That's the part that gets,

00:41:43.340 that doesn't affect.

00:41:44.240 I feel like that just creates animosity.

00:41:50.180 But I like,

00:41:51.500 I like the way that you're handling is man to go and spend the time.

00:41:54.080 spend some time,

00:41:54.760 you know,

00:41:55.020 taking a break.

00:41:58.460 Cause I think in the end,

00:42:00.000 still the way that we can best affect changes,

00:42:03.240 we can affect it within ourselves.

00:42:08.620 And then we can affect it,

00:42:11.320 you know,

00:42:11.500 help affect it in,

00:42:13.500 and be a part of the loved ones around us,

00:42:15.760 you know,

00:42:16.040 but really it's in ourselves.

00:42:18.080 Cause you can't,

00:42:18.940 it's hard to make somebody do anything.

00:42:20.680 You really can't.

00:42:21.380 You can't.

00:42:23.620 And so you just do,

00:42:24.940 you know,

00:42:25.200 you affect it within yourselves.

00:42:30.660 It's the same thing.

00:42:31.400 I think about the masks.

00:42:32.420 A lot of times,

00:42:33.580 you know,

00:42:34.640 people say,

00:42:35.120 you're not,

00:42:35.500 people aren't wearing masks.

00:42:36.680 Well,

00:42:36.860 that's it that you can't control that.

00:42:38.580 What you can control is if you wear a mask.

00:42:43.820 So that's why I say,

00:42:45.040 you know,

00:42:46.200 just,

00:42:46.700 just that fight,

00:42:48.360 they're going for the fight.

00:42:49.520 Some be,

00:42:50.380 you know,

00:42:50.760 we just get caught up in fighting and that's,

00:42:52.640 that kind of stuff is,

00:42:53.900 it's just not helpful to us.

00:42:55.160 And I don't think it generally,

00:42:56.140 it makes anybody feel good.

00:43:00.500 I also think that you should have to have a,

00:43:04.580 some type of,

00:43:07.760 I don't know if it's education or,

00:43:10.260 or degree.

00:43:13.740 I don't know if degree wouldn't really be fair.

00:43:15.620 I don't know what it should be to have social media.

00:43:17.740 But that's a whole different topic.

00:43:23.860 And maybe that's a bad idea.

00:43:25.940 You know,

00:43:26.200 I don't know.

00:43:27.220 But anyway,

00:43:27.880 man,

00:43:28.220 I like what you're doing,

00:43:29.200 man,

00:43:29.360 going out there and affecting yourself.

00:43:30.700 That's all we can really do.

00:43:36.120 You know,

00:43:36.600 and sometimes I think a lot of the,

00:43:38.100 the stuff that's been going on,

00:43:39.440 it's not,

00:43:39.840 it's not helpful.

00:43:41.920 You know,

00:43:42.420 I have a friends that are,

00:43:44.720 you know,

00:43:45.120 of both races who are suddenly activists.

00:43:47.740 And that's bizarre to me.

00:43:52.900 Like they're angrier than usual.

00:43:56.920 And that's,

00:43:58.820 you know,

00:43:59.480 I don't know if that's,

00:44:02.460 I don't know.

00:44:03.700 It just seems that like,

00:44:05.040 that's not good.

00:44:05.920 You know,

00:44:11.400 it's like,

00:44:11.760 well,

00:44:11.860 you weren't an activist before you just,

00:44:14.740 you know,

00:44:15.380 and that's scary.

00:44:16.940 When I start to even find myself,

00:44:18.420 I'm becoming like an activist.

00:44:19.920 Like I understand standing up for yourself and just sharing what you,

00:44:23.880 what you're feeling and thinking.

00:44:26.280 I don't know.

00:44:27.120 It's interesting,

00:44:27.780 man.

00:44:27.900 There's a lot going on.

00:44:28.700 But in the end,

00:44:31.420 for me,

00:44:31.940 the only,

00:44:32.320 the only real way I know to probably affect change is to just try to affect it within myself.

00:44:39.360 And affect how I'm reacting to the environment that's around me.

00:44:42.700 And yeah,

00:44:45.460 and to vote.

00:44:48.600 And to work hard.

00:44:52.920 So those are things,

00:44:54.140 man.

00:44:55.260 Those are things that I'm just thinking about.

00:44:56.900 And none of that is,

00:44:58.480 you know,

00:44:58.860 I'm not trying to say I know anything.

00:45:03.720 Because that's,

00:45:04.540 that is the last thing I'm trying to say is that I know anything.

00:45:08.620 But I'm just trying to share what I'm kind of feeling,

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00:46:10.180 You know,

00:46:10.940 I've had a time where I was,

00:46:14.200 you know,

00:46:14.620 I grew up in the,

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00:46:34.380 really just,

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00:46:37.220 I don't know where you'd see it,

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00:46:41.220 you wouldn't like it.

00:46:42.640 That kind of,

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00:48:26.820 Man,

00:48:27.260 this thing's got me heightened up.

00:48:29.640 Yeah,

00:48:29.860 the fights were great,

00:48:30.600 though.

00:48:30.740 I enjoyed watching the fights.

00:48:31.960 I'm going to tell you also

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00:49:00.480 And they said,

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00:49:02.320 that my credit has two dings on it.

00:49:04.660 It has,

00:49:06.040 you know,

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00:49:07.360 I missed a loan payment

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00:51:09.700 What else do we got, man?

00:51:12.040 Sorry, I feel like

00:51:12.780 there was something

00:51:13.140 I was going to tell you about.

00:51:14.360 But anyway,

00:51:17.020 let's get another

00:51:17.800 call or two, man.

00:51:18.680 Here we go.

00:51:19.440 Gang.

00:51:21.940 What's up, man?

00:51:23.080 This is Clint Campbell,

00:51:24.360 a.k.a. Murder.

00:51:26.080 What's up, Murder?

00:51:27.580 And that's a risky name

00:51:28.740 you got, man,

00:51:29.420 but I respect it.

00:51:30.540 You know, it's risky

00:51:31.320 if you go to court,

00:51:33.040 it's risky.

00:51:34.420 But if you go into a bar

00:51:35.740 and people looking at you

00:51:37.200 funny, dude,

00:51:37.940 then it's,

00:51:39.000 you know,

00:51:40.280 it's more unrisky

00:51:41.380 then.

00:51:42.160 Onward.

00:51:42.400 I'm Starville, Mississippi.

00:51:44.660 Me and my wife

00:51:45.420 just wanted to give you

00:51:46.260 a call, man,

00:51:47.120 just to let you know

00:51:47.880 we love you.

00:51:49.160 We're with you, man.

00:51:50.300 I know everything's

00:51:51.020 crazy out there.

00:51:52.540 Just keep your head up, man.

00:51:54.000 We love you.

00:51:54.720 From Mississippi.

00:51:55.780 Gang, gang, bro.

00:51:58.220 Gang, man.

00:51:58.900 Thanks, man.

00:51:59.460 That was nice of you, dude.

00:52:00.680 It was nice of you to say that

00:52:01.700 and to include your wife

00:52:02.740 and, yeah, you know,

00:52:06.200 and people need to hear

00:52:06.860 that sometimes, man.

00:52:07.760 People need to hear

00:52:08.360 that people are thinking about them

00:52:09.360 and I got a lot of nice calls

00:52:10.500 this past two weeks.

00:52:11.580 You know, I know it's been

00:52:12.280 a few weeks since I did

00:52:13.300 an episode just solo

00:52:15.200 and I'm going to start

00:52:16.520 doing those more often.

00:52:18.680 You know, I just needed

00:52:19.820 a break over time.

00:52:23.480 You know, when I've been

00:52:24.280 trying to adjust my diet

00:52:25.620 and, you know,

00:52:27.260 because this blood work

00:52:29.620 I got, I was not doing well

00:52:30.860 and I was not doing well

00:52:32.800 I had vitamin deficiencies

00:52:33.980 they call it.

00:52:35.700 You know, low stuff in you.

00:52:38.640 You know, if God look at,

00:52:39.900 you know,

00:52:41.140 looked up under the hood

00:52:42.320 he'd say, damn,

00:52:42.980 you're missing some shit

00:52:43.660 I put in here.

00:52:45.980 And so,

00:52:47.760 you know,

00:52:48.520 I'm trying to

00:52:49.300 get that,

00:52:51.060 get my health back

00:52:51.980 and it takes a while.

00:52:54.200 That kind of stuff

00:52:54.920 takes a while.

00:52:55.620 You know,

00:53:01.000 some of this has been nice

00:53:02.220 you know,

00:53:03.000 during this virus time.

00:53:08.340 You know,

00:53:08.760 it's been nice

00:53:09.180 to have some reflection.

00:53:14.320 You know,

00:53:14.880 it definitely,

00:53:18.060 I will say one thing

00:53:19.000 about being on a plane,

00:53:20.340 flying on a plane,

00:53:21.040 everybody has to wear

00:53:21.740 a mask now

00:53:22.480 and it's quiet

00:53:23.840 on the plane.

00:53:24.420 You know,

00:53:25.620 and man,

00:53:26.600 that's nice.

00:53:28.300 It's so nice.

00:53:31.300 There's no,

00:53:31.720 everybody's quiet.

00:53:34.260 It's,

00:53:34.620 put the mask,

00:53:35.720 it's quiet.

00:53:37.100 Now,

00:53:37.320 I don't think it's good

00:53:38.020 for us as humans

00:53:38.940 long term

00:53:39.660 or anything like that

00:53:40.680 but it's quiet.

00:53:45.040 You know,

00:53:45.560 it's been nice

00:53:46.020 to have some time

00:53:46.560 to reflect.

00:53:47.000 I've gotten,

00:53:47.420 I've been able to talk

00:53:48.060 with friends recently

00:53:49.060 that I just,

00:53:53.260 you know,

00:53:53.820 and stop over

00:53:54.400 by friends' houses

00:53:55.280 and just spend

00:53:55.840 time with people.

00:53:58.520 You know,

00:53:58.980 and that's been nice

00:53:59.760 just to slow it down.

00:54:04.460 You know,

00:54:04.920 to get out

00:54:05.340 in a nature sum

00:54:06.100 and realize,

00:54:06.640 oh,

00:54:06.680 I like it out here.

00:54:08.780 I forgot this was

00:54:09.840 an option.

00:54:10.340 I got caught up

00:54:10.960 in this rat race.

00:54:14.660 You know,

00:54:15.120 and caught up in a game

00:54:16.060 that I don't even know,

00:54:16.940 I didn't even say,

00:54:19.560 I never even signed up

00:54:20.980 for the game.

00:54:23.260 It's just,

00:54:23.780 you get going

00:54:24.360 and you get into college

00:54:25.340 and you feel like

00:54:26.040 you gotta get the job

00:54:26.900 and then you gotta,

00:54:27.820 and you have to support yourself.

00:54:29.000 You have to be working

00:54:29.760 but

00:54:30.180 just this insatiable

00:54:32.820 thing of more.

00:54:35.320 That's what I've been on,

00:54:36.400 kind of.

00:54:36.740 I've been on that.

00:54:37.420 you know,

00:54:41.120 I've been,

00:54:42.780 I've just been on that.

00:54:47.760 But,

00:54:48.200 love you too, man.

00:54:48.800 I love you guys too,

00:54:49.680 man,

00:54:49.800 down there in Starkville.

00:54:51.940 And shout out my friend

00:54:52.740 TJ Mowenny.

00:54:53.540 I went and saw him

00:54:54.160 one down there.

00:54:55.680 And he,

00:54:56.100 used to play football

00:54:57.700 down there

00:54:58.060 at Mississippi State.

00:55:00.700 Gang,

00:55:01.140 brother.

00:55:01.940 Let's take another call here.

00:55:03.860 985-664-9503.

00:55:07.420 Hi,

00:55:08.480 Theo.

00:55:09.280 I'm calling

00:55:10.080 from Toronto,

00:55:11.260 Canada.

00:55:12.300 And,

00:55:13.160 with everything going on,

00:55:14.780 I've been out of work

00:55:15.680 for four months now.

00:55:18.380 And,

00:55:19.120 I'm kind of running

00:55:20.920 out of money

00:55:21.920 at this point.

00:55:23.820 But,

00:55:25.300 I also feel

00:55:26.400 more calm

00:55:27.500 than I felt

00:55:28.140 in a really long time,

00:55:29.620 which is very bizarre.

00:55:31.580 So,

00:55:32.340 my question to you

00:55:33.560 is,

00:55:34.740 do you think

00:55:35.480 it's better

00:55:36.160 to be

00:55:36.920 broke

00:55:37.600 and happy

00:55:38.360 or

00:55:39.400 rich

00:55:40.260 and

00:55:40.920 miserable?

00:55:44.800 I think

00:55:45.440 there's more

00:55:45.840 options than that.

00:55:47.000 I appreciate the call.

00:55:47.740 I think there's more

00:55:48.240 options than that.

00:55:49.300 I think you can be

00:55:50.100 wealthy and be happy.

00:55:52.760 I think you can be

00:55:53.860 poor and be happy.

00:55:56.560 You know,

00:55:57.120 some of the most

00:55:57.560 beautiful smiles

00:55:58.640 I've ever seen

00:55:59.680 have been in

00:56:00.320 foreign countries

00:56:01.180 of just

00:56:02.280 full poverty.

00:56:04.200 You know,

00:56:04.800 complete poverty.

00:56:05.540 I'm talking

00:56:05.920 people drinking

00:56:07.420 out of each

00:56:07.860 other's penises,

00:56:08.700 really.

00:56:09.600 Real,

00:56:10.320 you know.

00:56:11.300 You gotta be thirsty

00:56:12.400 to cut that faucet on.

00:56:13.820 You feel me?

00:56:16.320 And,

00:56:17.760 but the happiest

00:56:20.060 people.

00:56:21.980 You know,

00:56:22.860 the happiest

00:56:23.440 people.

00:56:25.540 So,

00:56:26.080 I think there's

00:56:26.380 ways to do it.

00:56:27.060 I do think,

00:56:28.060 you know,

00:56:28.600 I do think

00:56:29.100 there's been a,

00:56:31.840 I think there's

00:56:32.740 too much

00:56:33.420 infatuation

00:56:35.820 on

00:56:36.380 the bottom

00:56:37.460 line for

00:56:38.100 companies and

00:56:39.000 businesses and

00:56:40.120 business owners.

00:56:41.820 You know,

00:56:42.340 I think you want

00:56:42.880 to do well,

00:56:44.180 but also

00:56:45.120 remembering the

00:56:45.960 value of your

00:56:46.700 employees and

00:56:47.600 of people you

00:56:48.300 work with

00:56:48.980 and that

00:56:50.380 you want them

00:56:51.220 to do well

00:56:51.920 too.

00:56:52.240 so I think

00:56:57.280 there's a better

00:56:57.760 way to be,

00:56:58.540 to do wealth

00:56:59.320 and to do,

00:57:01.520 you know,

00:57:03.880 not making

00:57:04.360 money or God.

00:57:08.320 I think there's

00:57:09.040 a better way to

00:57:09.660 do it than the

00:57:10.260 way that we've

00:57:10.760 been doing it.

00:57:14.500 And I think

00:57:15.240 that a lot of

00:57:16.100 that change has

00:57:16.580 to come from

00:57:17.020 within people.

00:57:17.760 And I think

00:57:22.460 there's a thing

00:57:22.920 of too wealthy.

00:57:23.680 I think at a

00:57:24.300 certain point,

00:57:24.700 some people don't

00:57:25.300 need to be that

00:57:25.980 wealthy.

00:57:28.140 I don't think

00:57:28.880 that,

00:57:29.180 I believe in

00:57:30.140 meritocracy.

00:57:30.880 I believe in

00:57:31.360 people working

00:57:31.960 hard and that's

00:57:33.080 how you earn

00:57:33.560 wealth and that's

00:57:34.240 what you do,

00:57:34.860 you know.

00:57:35.300 I believe in the

00:57:36.020 hard work that

00:57:36.580 pays off.

00:57:37.420 I believe in

00:57:38.020 that.

00:57:41.480 But I also

00:57:42.560 believe at a

00:57:43.040 certain point,

00:57:44.640 you know,

00:57:45.760 there should be

00:57:47.600 creative ways

00:57:48.460 to give back.

00:57:51.240 Now,

00:57:51.700 some people,

00:57:52.200 you want them

00:57:52.680 to have the

00:57:53.140 wealth.

00:57:55.180 You know,

00:57:55.520 like people

00:57:55.980 different,

00:57:56.540 you know,

00:57:57.060 people who run

00:57:57.740 big companies

00:57:58.400 like,

00:57:59.160 you know,

00:58:01.220 what's a big

00:58:01.740 company?

00:58:02.860 Kraft Mac and

00:58:03.700 Cheese.

00:58:05.080 You know,

00:58:05.620 you want certain

00:58:06.260 people the money

00:58:06.860 to go to,

00:58:08.060 you know,

00:58:08.360 you want them

00:58:08.900 to,

00:58:09.160 because they're

00:58:09.540 going to create

00:58:10.000 jobs for other

00:58:10.660 people.

00:58:12.320 You know,

00:58:12.920 if the money

00:58:13.380 goes to freaking

00:58:14.120 Ronald Kraft,

00:58:16.560 he ain't doing

00:58:17.100 shit.

00:58:18.000 He might be

00:58:18.560 shooting up over

00:58:19.300 there by the

00:58:20.220 airport or by

00:58:20.860 Greyhound.

00:58:22.960 And shout out,

00:58:23.680 we're going to

00:58:23.880 do,

00:58:24.160 I got some

00:58:24.520 Greyhound calls

00:58:25.160 that came in.

00:58:25.600 I'm going to

00:58:25.720 get to them

00:58:26.220 later in the

00:58:27.420 week.

00:58:29.100 But,

00:58:29.620 but,

00:58:30.760 you know,

00:58:31.020 Bob Kraft,

00:58:31.780 the money goes

00:58:32.320 to him.

00:58:32.720 He's going to,

00:58:33.120 you know,

00:58:33.280 some people,

00:58:33.880 you need the

00:58:34.280 money to go

00:58:34.720 through them

00:58:35.160 because they're

00:58:35.720 creators.

00:58:36.520 They're going

00:58:36.800 to create

00:58:37.320 employment for

00:58:38.680 tens and

00:58:39.300 thousands of

00:58:39.880 people.

00:58:42.460 But sometimes

00:58:42.820 I feel like

00:58:43.160 there should be

00:58:43.500 a cap on how

00:58:44.160 much money you

00:58:44.640 can have as a

00:58:45.340 human.

00:58:45.620 so there'll be

00:58:48.260 more money for

00:58:48.820 other people to

00:58:49.320 get.

00:58:50.420 But I think

00:58:50.920 lifting people you

00:58:51.680 work for up,

00:58:52.540 you know,

00:58:53.180 and helping them

00:58:55.140 be,

00:58:55.520 you know,

00:58:56.020 excited about the

00:58:58.220 money that,

00:58:59.300 you know,

00:58:59.860 people working

00:59:01.300 towards a company

00:59:02.180 and,

00:59:03.020 you know,

00:59:04.080 I think that

00:59:05.800 stuff's important.

00:59:07.680 People,

00:59:08.180 oh,

00:59:08.340 I'll work for a

00:59:08.900 company I'm

00:59:09.240 prideful in because

00:59:10.120 I'm going to

00:59:10.460 make money as

00:59:11.060 well.

00:59:11.360 The boss,

00:59:11.900 they're not

00:59:12.220 always trying to

00:59:12.760 just keep me at

00:59:13.380 this one space

00:59:14.260 and not reward

00:59:15.640 my efforts.

00:59:18.420 And I hope

00:59:19.000 we'll see some

00:59:19.520 of that too on

00:59:20.080 a national scale,

00:59:21.260 you know,

00:59:21.540 maybe I'm being

00:59:22.120 too political in

00:59:22.900 some of this

00:59:23.320 episode,

00:59:24.000 but if we have

00:59:27.820 more jobs back

00:59:28.600 in the U.S.,

00:59:29.280 just because

00:59:32.840 there's a bigger

00:59:34.400 value in a lot

00:59:35.320 of things than

00:59:35.860 the value of

00:59:37.080 the money of

00:59:37.660 it.

00:59:43.020 But there's a

00:59:43.860 special fun,

00:59:44.700 man,

00:59:44.880 of not having

00:59:45.400 anything.

00:59:51.360 Man,

00:59:51.880 there's a special

00:59:52.500 type of joy of

00:59:53.420 having nothing.

00:59:55.280 It's like,

00:59:55.620 fuck them,

00:59:56.200 bro.

00:59:57.680 You know?

00:59:58.100 Because nobody

00:59:59.660 can take nothing

01:00:00.220 away from you

01:00:00.840 then.

01:00:03.880 Man,

01:00:04.380 and that is a

01:00:04.940 freedom.

01:00:07.700 Nobody can take

01:00:08.680 nothing,

01:00:09.020 but he's trying

01:00:09.380 to take,

01:00:09.760 and nobody

01:00:10.280 expects you

01:00:10.960 got the,

01:00:11.580 you are the

01:00:12.740 underdog.

01:00:14.420 Nobody expects

01:00:15.480 it.

01:00:16.840 So when you

01:00:17.460 show up and

01:00:17.900 you deliver,

01:00:18.620 bro,

01:00:19.260 there's no,

01:00:20.020 there's nothing

01:00:20.720 that feels

01:00:21.340 better.

01:00:23.920 Man,

01:00:24.380 I've been right

01:00:25.000 there,

01:00:25.320 man.

01:00:26.500 I've been right

01:00:27.200 there most of

01:00:27.720 my life,

01:00:28.280 honestly.

01:00:30.220 I'm saying,

01:00:30.840 all right,

01:00:31.140 you don't

01:00:31.400 expect,

01:00:31.840 okay,

01:00:32.220 oh,

01:00:32.480 I can't,

01:00:33.060 huh?

01:00:34.420 And not even

01:00:35.100 an individual

01:00:35.580 person is not

01:00:36.360 telling you you

01:00:36.820 can't,

01:00:37.020 just the way

01:00:37.440 the system

01:00:38.000 is,

01:00:39.100 the way it's

01:00:39.920 all set up.

01:00:41.360 They don't

01:00:41.700 expect you,

01:00:43.680 and you show

01:00:47.320 up,

01:00:49.340 and you that

01:00:49.900 baby danger,

01:00:50.660 danger.

01:00:53.780 And you that

01:00:54.500 baby danger,

01:00:56.340 boy,

01:00:56.800 gang shit,

01:00:57.540 man.

01:01:00.800 Let's hear

01:01:01.320 what else,

01:01:02.580 man.

01:01:02.880 We got some

01:01:03.320 other calls

01:01:03.740 that came in.

01:01:05.280 Yo,

01:01:05.560 Theo,

01:01:05.900 it's CJ

01:01:06.540 from Ohio,

01:01:07.720 man,

01:01:07.960 and I,

01:01:08.620 what's up,

01:01:09.340 CJ,

01:01:09.880 thanks for

01:01:10.160 the call,

01:01:10.560 bud.

01:01:12.420 Just call

01:01:12.880 and check

01:01:13.160 in with the

01:01:13.440 racking himself,

01:01:14.220 see how you're

01:01:14.640 doing,

01:01:15.360 with all the

01:01:15.820 news going on

01:01:16.380 now with

01:01:16.880 Chris and

01:01:17.800 stuff,

01:01:18.100 just checking

01:01:18.420 in on you.

01:01:18.900 Yeah,

01:01:20.600 and he's

01:01:20.840 referencing,

01:01:21.520 you know,

01:01:22.620 Chris DeLee

01:01:23.080 and the stuff

01:01:24.140 because some

01:01:24.720 of these calls

01:01:25.220 were a couple

01:01:25.620 weeks,

01:01:25.940 haven't done

01:01:26.260 a regular

01:01:26.680 episode.

01:01:29.260 Onward?

01:01:30.280 I know how

01:01:30.780 close you guys

01:01:31.340 are,

01:01:31.640 and it's

01:01:31.840 gotta be

01:01:32.120 tough,

01:01:32.480 man.

01:01:33.980 But I

01:01:34.680 appreciate

01:01:35.520 everything you

01:01:35.900 do on the

01:01:36.720 podcast and

01:01:37.440 help people

01:01:37.800 out.

01:01:38.060 It's awesome.

01:01:40.320 Going through

01:01:40.860 some stuff

01:01:41.180 myself,

01:01:41.620 man,

01:01:41.880 it's hard

01:01:42.520 to see

01:01:43.000 how everyone

01:01:45.280 says,

01:01:45.720 oh,

01:01:45.840 it works

01:01:46.120 out in the

01:01:46.500 end,

01:01:46.840 and everything

01:01:48.280 ends up

01:01:48.860 the way it

01:01:49.240 should be,

01:01:49.680 and it's

01:01:49.820 just hard

01:01:50.100 to see

01:01:50.380 that,

01:01:50.640 man,

01:01:50.820 going through

01:01:51.200 a divorce

01:01:51.720 and moving

01:01:53.540 in with my

01:01:53.900 mom,

01:01:54.540 you know,

01:01:54.940 at like 30

01:01:55.460 years old,

01:01:55.980 and it's

01:01:56.140 just like,

01:01:57.400 God,

01:01:57.700 like,

01:01:58.160 I'm thankful

01:01:59.120 I have that

01:01:59.600 to move

01:01:59.860 into.

01:02:00.260 It's just

01:02:00.540 scary for

01:02:02.340 that next

01:02:02.720 step,

01:02:03.060 man,

01:02:03.340 and just,

01:02:04.200 I got school

01:02:04.960 loans and

01:02:05.600 just a lot

01:02:06.060 of stuff

01:02:06.380 going on,

01:02:07.380 man.

01:02:08.080 It's cool

01:02:08.660 to hear all

01:02:09.860 the positive

01:02:10.260 good stuff

01:02:10.880 you're doing,

01:02:12.020 and I don't

01:02:14.120 know,

01:02:14.220 man,

01:02:14.340 just look for

01:02:15.340 some positivity.

01:02:16.860 Gang,

01:02:17.340 bruh.

01:02:17.780 Thanks for

01:02:18.160 the call,

01:02:18.860 you know,

01:02:22.820 I appreciate,

01:02:23.880 you know,

01:02:24.580 I appreciate

01:02:25.300 your sentiment,

01:02:25.860 yeah,

01:02:26.020 just thinking

01:02:26.380 about me

01:02:26.780 and just

01:02:27.080 thinking about

01:02:27.520 Chris,

01:02:27.900 you know,

01:02:28.380 you know,

01:02:30.240 I need to

01:02:30.540 message him

01:02:31.060 and just let

01:02:32.340 him know

01:02:32.520 that I'm

01:02:32.740 thinking about

01:02:33.240 him.

01:02:38.580 You know,

01:02:39.740 I think

01:02:42.080 you have a,

01:02:42.620 you know,

01:02:42.840 a nice

01:02:43.180 opportunity

01:02:43.740 here,

01:02:44.180 man.

01:02:45.660 You know,

01:02:46.180 I know it's

01:02:46.680 probably got to

01:02:47.300 be tough,

01:02:47.780 and it's got

01:02:48.200 to be a

01:02:48.640 real

01:02:49.180 U-turn

01:02:50.840 in your

01:02:51.200 dreams

01:02:51.740 to be

01:02:53.480 back in

01:02:55.000 with mom

01:02:55.560 and you

01:02:55.860 over there

01:02:56.340 and y'all

01:02:56.580 splitting the

01:02:57.120 lasagna

01:02:57.600 and doing

01:02:58.000 that,

01:02:59.000 and now

01:02:59.340 you're

01:02:59.580 watching the

01:03:00.060 shit you

01:03:00.380 guys are,

01:03:00.840 you know,

01:03:01.740 suddenly y'all

01:03:02.340 applying for

01:03:02.960 the mother-son

01:03:03.660 price is right

01:03:04.440 weekend or

01:03:05.040 whatever,

01:03:05.420 doing all of

01:03:05.900 that shit.

01:03:06.480 I feel you,

01:03:07.520 bro.

01:03:08.760 You know,

01:03:09.340 suddenly,

01:03:09.880 you know,

01:03:11.080 you're stuck

01:03:11.600 watching a

01:03:12.060 This Is Us

01:03:12.720 marathon

01:03:13.320 with her.

01:03:13.820 I feel you.

01:03:15.300 I feel you're

01:03:16.320 in that.

01:03:19.800 And it's

01:03:20.380 going to be

01:03:20.740 hard.

01:03:21.040 You're probably

01:03:21.300 going to have

01:03:21.500 to listen to

01:03:22.160 your mom

01:03:22.700 and do a

01:03:24.600 lot of

01:03:24.900 that.

01:03:27.120 You know,

01:03:27.660 I just

01:03:27.900 challenge you,

01:03:28.440 man.

01:03:28.540 There were

01:03:28.720 times where I

01:03:29.260 had to go

01:03:29.620 back into

01:03:30.080 things like

01:03:30.600 that.

01:03:30.940 You know,

01:03:32.820 I even

01:03:33.080 remember about

01:03:33.520 eight years

01:03:33.940 ago,

01:03:34.340 you know,

01:03:34.680 I went back

01:03:35.440 to Louisiana

01:03:36.080 and I was

01:03:36.840 working at a

01:03:37.400 bartending and

01:03:39.160 I just didn't

01:03:39.800 know,

01:03:40.220 man.

01:03:40.400 I didn't know

01:03:40.960 if comedy was

01:03:41.640 for me.

01:03:42.080 I didn't know

01:03:42.960 what I wanted,

01:03:44.900 you know.

01:03:47.060 You know,

01:03:47.640 I moved for a

01:03:48.520 relationship.

01:03:49.040 I was in a

01:03:49.440 rough relationship

01:03:50.280 I shouldn't have

01:03:50.880 been in.

01:03:51.400 I didn't even

01:03:51.660 like this girl,

01:03:52.980 but I was in

01:03:54.000 it.

01:03:55.700 And I wish

01:03:57.900 I'd have handled

01:03:58.260 myself better

01:03:58.780 then,

01:03:59.200 just looking

01:03:59.640 back.

01:04:01.520 You know,

01:04:01.740 it'll be hard,

01:04:02.460 but just,

01:04:03.060 you know,

01:04:03.440 just do your

01:04:03.880 best,

01:04:04.260 man.

01:04:04.400 Try to be

01:04:04.820 loving.

01:04:05.800 Maybe learn a

01:04:06.360 new card game

01:04:07.060 or something

01:04:07.420 and play with

01:04:07.900 your mom.

01:04:09.500 Because I

01:04:09.980 think,

01:04:10.260 you know,

01:04:11.700 you sound like

01:04:12.600 a guy that's

01:04:13.060 still going to

01:04:13.400 achieve his

01:04:13.920 dreams and

01:04:14.400 his goals.

01:04:16.060 But I know

01:04:16.660 that's a lot

01:04:17.300 at one time

01:04:18.400 with the

01:04:18.860 relationship.

01:04:20.820 And maybe

01:04:21.460 God's giving

01:04:22.020 you that

01:04:22.260 relationship with

01:04:22.720 your mom,

01:04:23.240 you know.

01:04:24.160 And y'all

01:04:24.440 can't have

01:04:24.860 sex,

01:04:25.220 but y'all

01:04:25.440 can do

01:04:25.720 everything else,

01:04:26.500 man.

01:04:27.300 You know,

01:04:27.600 not,

01:04:27.920 you know,

01:04:29.040 I mean,

01:04:29.280 you could kiss,

01:04:29.740 but just real

01:04:30.260 quick,

01:04:31.000 you know,

01:04:31.280 nothing,

01:04:31.840 you can't do

01:04:32.320 everything,

01:04:32.760 but you could

01:04:33.100 just kiss fast,

01:04:34.620 you know,

01:04:34.820 just like a

01:04:35.300 regular good

01:04:35.820 night,

01:04:36.440 you know,

01:04:36.800 kind of thing.

01:04:39.660 But it could

01:04:40.260 just be,

01:04:40.700 you know,

01:04:40.900 I know it's

01:04:41.300 going to be

01:04:41.500 hard to see

01:04:42.600 that.

01:04:43.020 I know I'm

01:04:43.320 preaching,

01:04:43.820 you know,

01:04:44.480 but it's

01:04:46.920 going to be

01:04:47.180 okay,

01:04:47.520 bro.

01:04:48.340 It's going

01:04:48.680 to be okay.

01:04:50.240 You know,

01:04:50.860 I would just,

01:04:51.500 if you can,

01:04:52.540 it's going to

01:04:52.820 be hard.

01:04:53.460 Try to manage

01:04:54.100 yourself the best

01:04:54.880 you can while

01:04:55.420 you're going

01:04:55.740 through this.

01:04:56.580 I just don't

01:04:57.060 want you to

01:04:57.420 look back on it

01:04:58.540 and be like,

01:04:59.520 damn,

01:05:00.580 you know,

01:05:00.920 I had this

01:05:01.380 opportunity to

01:05:03.900 spend time with

01:05:04.760 my mother,

01:05:05.400 to be a part,

01:05:06.320 you know,

01:05:06.500 to try and help

01:05:07.280 her to do,

01:05:08.040 and I saw it

01:05:09.120 as a,

01:05:09.660 as a liability,

01:05:16.940 you know,

01:05:17.480 but,

01:05:17.940 but again,

01:05:18.600 man,

01:05:18.700 I'm preaching

01:05:19.100 and shit,

01:05:19.620 bro.

01:05:19.740 but best of

01:05:21.140 luck,

01:05:21.380 man,

01:05:21.640 keep your

01:05:21.940 head up

01:05:22.500 and learn

01:05:23.500 gin rummy,

01:05:24.160 bro,

01:05:24.380 Michigan rummy,

01:05:25.160 those are some

01:05:25.560 good ones I

01:05:26.000 learned recently.

01:05:28.540 Scrabble,

01:05:29.500 I haven't seen

01:05:30.080 This Is Us,

01:05:30.560 but my brother

01:05:31.000 and his wife

01:05:31.380 absolutely love

01:05:32.240 it,

01:05:32.480 man,

01:05:33.400 and it's

01:05:34.840 probably a good

01:05:35.320 time to watch it,

01:05:36.100 you know,

01:05:36.220 I know it

01:05:36.540 deals with a lot

01:05:37.320 of racial stuff

01:05:37.980 and so maybe

01:05:38.420 it's a good

01:05:38.820 time to,

01:05:39.820 you know,

01:05:40.120 just to see

01:05:40.620 people,

01:05:41.980 you know,

01:05:43.020 beige power,

01:05:43.860 man,

01:05:44.720 you know,

01:05:45.780 this is all

01:05:46.860 going to end

01:05:47.220 beige,

01:05:47.660 so it'd be

01:05:48.840 a good time

01:05:49.200 to see some

01:05:49.940 of that gang

01:05:50.440 shit.

01:05:51.220 Peace.

01:05:54.480 Here we go,

01:05:55.380 man,

01:05:55.640 another call.

01:05:56.920 Hey,

01:05:57.340 Theo,

01:05:57.820 just looking

01:05:59.580 at reading

01:06:00.280 an article

01:06:00.800 in the Los

01:06:01.320 Angeles Times

01:06:02.000 about the

01:06:02.680 Chris D'Elia

01:06:03.520 situation

01:06:04.180 and I see

01:06:04.780 why you

01:06:05.440 have so much

01:06:07.280 trouble with

01:06:07.840 the media

01:06:08.380 and like how

01:06:09.140 they portray

01:06:09.640 things and how

01:06:10.480 they twist

01:06:10.900 stuff.

01:06:11.500 I mean,

01:06:12.360 the Los

01:06:12.820 Angeles Times

01:06:13.580 is just

01:06:13.980 supposed to

01:06:14.320 be,

01:06:14.680 you know,

01:06:14.980 during this

01:06:15.500 pandemic and

01:06:16.600 all this stuff

01:06:17.180 supposed to

01:06:17.540 be like the

01:06:18.060 source of,

01:06:18.780 you know,

01:06:19.780 well-edited,

01:06:20.920 well-researched,

01:06:22.600 you know,

01:06:23.080 good news.

01:06:24.060 They have,

01:06:24.620 they're taking

01:06:25.280 quotes from

01:06:25.980 the King and

01:06:26.780 the Sting

01:06:27.200 like as

01:06:28.440 law of what

01:06:30.140 is happening

01:06:31.060 in light of

01:06:31.900 whatever Chris

01:06:33.480 did and I

01:06:33.980 just feel like

01:06:34.420 that's such

01:06:34.860 bullshit that

01:06:36.160 they like

01:06:36.760 would try to

01:06:38.200 use that

01:06:39.240 information

01:06:39.820 from a

01:06:41.020 podcast,

01:06:41.660 like from

01:06:41.960 King and

01:06:42.320 the Sting

01:06:42.600 like a

01:06:43.160 comedy podcast

01:06:43.980 and try to

01:06:45.020 rope you into

01:06:45.840 all this as

01:06:46.480 someone who

01:06:47.060 knew something

01:06:48.560 so I see

01:06:49.520 why you

01:06:49.980 have your

01:06:50.540 feelings about

01:06:51.140 the media

01:06:51.640 and I guess

01:06:52.140 I'm just

01:06:52.520 curious in

01:06:53.080 this time,

01:06:53.800 you know,

01:06:54.140 what,

01:06:55.220 who you feel

01:06:55.740 you're able

01:06:56.120 to listen

01:06:56.620 to and

01:06:57.220 who you

01:06:57.960 feel is

01:06:58.840 giving you

01:06:59.180 information

01:06:59.680 that's

01:07:00.120 positive or

01:07:01.420 you know,

01:07:02.520 something that

01:07:03.060 you can feel

01:07:03.760 like is factual

01:07:04.520 or well-researched

01:07:05.640 or bipartisan

01:07:06.360 and all that

01:07:07.000 nonsense.

01:07:08.280 gang bro,

01:07:10.160 I appreciate

01:07:10.460 that call

01:07:10.980 man.

01:07:13.120 Yeah,

01:07:13.620 and again,

01:07:14.040 some of

01:07:14.260 these calls

01:07:14.640 are a couple

01:07:14.960 weeks back

01:07:15.640 and I'm

01:07:17.060 not trying

01:07:17.360 to rehash

01:07:17.880 old stuff

01:07:18.380 or anything

01:07:18.740 but yeah,

01:07:20.840 you know,

01:07:21.100 yeah,

01:07:21.320 Los Angeles Times

01:07:21.900 did an article

01:07:22.540 and they,

01:07:24.360 you know,

01:07:24.700 people online,

01:07:25.580 there was a,

01:07:26.700 this older lady

01:07:27.500 who used to be

01:07:28.000 a comedian

01:07:28.500 and you know,

01:07:30.300 she was calling

01:07:31.300 out clips

01:07:31.780 from King and

01:07:32.240 the Sting,

01:07:32.800 you know,

01:07:34.740 and just,

01:07:40.040 just yeah,

01:07:41.160 I mean just,

01:07:42.560 yeah,

01:07:44.280 the,

01:07:44.540 the,

01:07:44.900 the reliability

01:07:45.840 of a lot

01:07:48.520 of

01:07:49.080 journalism

01:07:51.280 is ratchet.

01:07:53.840 I mean,

01:07:54.500 it's like graffiti

01:07:55.200 on walls,

01:07:55.960 it's like just

01:07:56.620 believe,

01:07:57.020 you know,

01:07:57.680 you read Larry

01:07:58.460 sucks dick

01:07:59.140 and then you

01:07:59.580 believe it.

01:08:01.240 Well,

01:08:01.460 you don't,

01:08:01.760 do we,

01:08:02.300 who,

01:08:02.500 do we even

01:08:03.720 know where

01:08:04.120 Larry is?

01:08:05.320 Is he in the

01:08:06.020 community?

01:08:06.560 Where is he?

01:08:08.500 You know,

01:08:09.140 who is,

01:08:10.080 who's he,

01:08:10.620 you know,

01:08:11.940 is it,

01:08:12.400 have anybody

01:08:13.060 seen him?

01:08:13.900 You know,

01:08:14.220 it just,

01:08:14.960 it's like

01:08:15.340 believe in graffiti.

01:08:18.740 So I'm not

01:08:19.540 shocked man,

01:08:20.400 you know,

01:08:20.680 I'm just,

01:08:21.040 I'm not shocked

01:08:21.900 but when you

01:08:22.460 see that stuff

01:08:23.040 start to come

01:08:23.620 and you see

01:08:24.000 your name in it,

01:08:24.800 yeah,

01:08:24.980 that kind of

01:08:25.320 stuff gets

01:08:25.960 uncomfortable

01:08:27.060 because you're

01:08:28.340 like this is

01:08:28.820 supposed to be

01:08:29.260 credible.

01:08:29.800 the sources

01:08:32.720 there's people

01:08:33.380 are citing

01:08:33.940 just

01:08:34.940 unbelievable

01:08:36.520 sources

01:08:37.180 for everything.

01:08:42.320 You know,

01:08:43.040 and it's new,

01:08:43.520 it's weird with

01:08:44.140 news because

01:08:44.800 you don't want

01:08:45.620 the government

01:08:46.100 to control

01:08:46.580 the news

01:08:47.180 but

01:08:49.400 the media

01:08:51.140 has so much

01:08:51.640 power

01:08:52.180 just by the

01:08:54.400 sheer volume

01:08:55.480 and the scope

01:08:57.800 of it

01:08:58.220 that

01:08:59.260 they can cause

01:09:01.340 a lot of

01:09:01.820 trouble.

01:09:06.080 You know,

01:09:06.480 a lot more,

01:09:06.980 I think a lot

01:09:07.580 more people

01:09:08.100 have social

01:09:09.180 and

01:09:10.000 a lot more

01:09:12.620 people have

01:09:12.960 issues online

01:09:13.780 than they do

01:09:14.220 in real life.

01:09:16.900 You know,

01:09:17.460 it's just

01:09:17.700 giving us

01:09:18.080 so,

01:09:18.940 it's just,

01:09:19.600 it's,

01:09:19.780 the news

01:09:20.180 has just

01:09:20.440 gotten,

01:09:20.860 it's gotten

01:09:21.500 unreliable

01:09:23.140 and some

01:09:24.260 people,

01:09:24.640 some of the

01:09:25.020 smartest people

01:09:25.720 I know

01:09:26.340 believe

01:09:27.400 everything on

01:09:28.380 the news

01:09:28.840 and to me

01:09:30.540 that is just

01:09:31.120 baffling.

01:09:34.420 It's almost

01:09:35.140 like they

01:09:35.640 want to

01:09:36.340 and I

01:09:40.040 notice it

01:09:40.420 for myself,

01:09:40.880 if I'm going

01:09:41.380 to the news,

01:09:42.080 if I'm going

01:09:42.600 to these

01:09:42.980 articles and

01:09:43.540 I'm going

01:09:43.880 to just see

01:09:44.360 all the

01:09:44.560 headlines,

01:09:45.000 I want

01:09:45.640 that.

01:09:47.960 You know,

01:09:48.520 I'm wanting

01:09:49.120 that sort

01:09:49.860 of,

01:09:51.160 I'm looking

01:09:52.140 for that

01:09:52.620 food,

01:09:53.040 that,

01:09:54.180 whatever

01:09:54.720 that,

01:09:56.280 it's junk

01:09:57.520 food.

01:09:58.060 I know

01:09:58.440 it is.

01:09:59.800 I'm looking

01:10:00.480 for an

01:10:00.800 excuse to

01:10:01.300 be angry.

01:10:01.700 I'm looking

01:10:01.920 for it.

01:10:07.820 So,

01:10:08.400 it's really,

01:10:08.840 it starts

01:10:09.360 with us,

01:10:09.980 man.

01:10:10.340 It's,

01:10:10.420 it's,

01:10:10.760 so,

01:10:13.340 where do I

01:10:13.740 get good

01:10:14.200 stuff from?

01:10:14.820 I think I

01:10:15.180 just communicate

01:10:15.860 directly with

01:10:16.620 people,

01:10:17.100 see,

01:10:17.740 and see

01:10:18.140 what's going

01:10:18.620 on.

01:10:19.980 You know,

01:10:20.260 I do think

01:10:20.680 it's a time

01:10:21.240 where,

01:10:21.720 you have

01:10:24.920 to trust

01:10:25.300 your instincts.

01:10:30.380 But I

01:10:30.880 don't know

01:10:31.220 where there's

01:10:31.500 a good

01:10:31.700 source for

01:10:32.080 news.

01:10:32.560 You know,

01:10:32.820 I believe

01:10:33.420 this,

01:10:33.840 I don't

01:10:34.400 trust

01:10:34.680 Hollywood,

01:10:35.540 and I

01:10:35.920 believe

01:10:36.180 Hollywood

01:10:36.480 does this.

01:10:37.360 They build

01:10:38.020 you up.

01:10:39.420 You can,

01:10:39.920 if you want

01:10:40.380 to be in

01:10:40.680 the system,

01:10:41.140 you can get

01:10:41.480 built up.

01:10:43.260 You know,

01:10:43.700 when you pay

01:10:44.100 for that along

01:10:44.640 the way,

01:10:45.060 you know,

01:10:45.280 you pay

01:10:45.640 agents,

01:10:46.180 you pay,

01:10:46.540 what is

01:10:48.780 it called,

01:10:50.720 public

01:10:51.240 relation

01:10:52.900 people,

01:10:54.260 that sort

01:10:54.700 of thing,

01:10:55.580 publicists,

01:10:56.200 that sort

01:10:56.500 of thing.

01:10:56.940 And I'm not

01:10:57.340 saying these

01:10:57.600 are bad

01:10:57.920 people.

01:10:58.500 I'm just

01:10:58.740 saying this

01:10:59.220 is the

01:10:59.480 system that

01:10:59.940 I've used

01:11:00.320 and I might

01:11:01.200 have a

01:11:01.440 negative view

01:11:01.940 of the

01:11:02.180 system.

01:11:03.040 I understand

01:11:03.740 that.

01:11:05.120 They build

01:11:05.760 you up,

01:11:06.100 but then

01:11:06.580 at a certain

01:11:08.760 point,

01:11:09.200 then articles

01:11:10.520 come that

01:11:11.780 tear you

01:11:13.080 down.

01:11:14.460 And now

01:11:14.680 some of it

01:11:15.020 can be based

01:11:15.420 on your

01:11:15.660 own behavior.

01:11:16.200 I'm not

01:11:16.420 saying people's

01:11:16.940 behaviors don't

01:11:17.520 influence it.

01:11:18.420 They tear

01:11:18.840 you down

01:11:19.340 and then

01:11:20.280 now you

01:11:21.280 got to pay

01:11:21.560 lawyers.

01:11:22.180 So all the

01:11:22.580 money you

01:11:22.860 made,

01:11:23.120 you got to

01:11:23.340 pay the

01:11:23.620 lawyers and

01:11:24.700 then you're

01:11:25.000 done.

01:11:25.760 So it's

01:11:26.240 just this

01:11:26.580 dirty hill,

01:11:27.300 man.

01:11:28.100 It's this

01:11:28.640 dirty hill,

01:11:29.320 but it's

01:11:31.060 risky,

01:11:31.460 man.

01:11:32.280 It's risky.

01:11:37.060 So I

01:11:37.660 don't know.

01:11:37.980 I don't know

01:11:38.340 the answer

01:11:38.700 to it,

01:11:39.300 but I know

01:11:39.980 it doesn't

01:11:40.320 make me feel

01:11:41.000 that good

01:11:41.460 when I'm

01:11:42.600 around it.

01:11:43.980 And I

01:11:44.480 know I

01:11:44.840 try and be

01:11:45.360 careful with

01:11:45.760 my career

01:11:46.280 that I

01:11:46.640 don't.

01:11:49.620 It's just

01:11:50.160 scary,

01:11:50.700 bro.

01:11:51.040 It's scary

01:11:51.640 to be a

01:11:52.100 part of

01:11:52.460 something that

01:11:53.020 can do

01:11:53.400 that.

01:11:58.320 Let's take

01:11:58.840 another call

01:11:59.280 that came in

01:11:59.940 right here,

01:12:00.400 man.

01:12:00.760 We got to

01:12:01.100 finish this

01:12:01.480 episode up,

01:12:02.160 man.

01:12:02.280 Thank you

01:12:02.600 guys for

01:12:03.020 being part

01:12:05.640 of this.

01:12:05.980 Sorry if I,

01:12:06.520 you know,

01:12:06.700 maybe I have

01:12:07.380 too much

01:12:07.700 political stuff.

01:12:08.620 I'm not really

01:12:08.940 a pilot.

01:12:09.340 I'll just,

01:12:10.980 you know,

01:12:11.240 I know

01:12:11.560 it's a

01:12:11.840 tough time

01:12:12.540 for a lot

01:12:12.900 of people.

01:12:13.960 I know

01:12:14.580 it is.

01:12:15.540 I know

01:12:16.120 it feels

01:12:16.460 scary right

01:12:17.200 now.

01:12:21.680 But it's

01:12:23.120 also the

01:12:23.600 spaces and

01:12:24.320 places where

01:12:24.820 it's not.

01:12:26.120 And we

01:12:26.640 got to

01:12:26.860 find those

01:12:27.420 man,

01:12:27.760 guy.

01:12:29.260 All right,

01:12:29.640 D.O.

01:12:31.240 Kenny,

01:12:34.000 I want to

01:12:34.660 thank you for

01:12:35.140 sharing this

01:12:35.760 week,

01:12:36.180 man.

01:12:36.500 I really

01:12:36.780 appreciate it.

01:12:39.320 I guess my

01:12:39.920 thoughts are

01:12:40.520 that,

01:12:41.040 you know,

01:12:43.220 people are

01:12:43.900 a duality,

01:12:44.860 man.

01:12:46.240 Everyone's

01:12:46.720 a good and

01:12:47.400 bad.

01:12:48.860 Nobody's

01:12:49.340 good or

01:12:49.780 bad,

01:12:50.320 man.

01:12:50.680 You know,

01:12:51.020 it's sometimes

01:12:52.760 you do good

01:12:53.360 things and

01:12:53.880 sometimes you

01:12:54.480 do bad

01:12:54.980 things.

01:12:57.420 It doesn't

01:12:58.160 make you

01:12:58.520 good or

01:12:58.880 bad and

01:12:59.440 you don't

01:13:00.480 make them

01:13:01.440 good.

01:13:01.740 I don't

01:13:01.940 know,

01:13:02.240 man.

01:13:07.460 I

01:13:08.060 appreciate

01:13:08.420 you being

01:13:08.840 real.

01:13:11.020 You know,

01:13:11.640 you can be

01:13:12.040 real even

01:13:13.240 if you

01:13:13.560 can't be

01:13:14.820 good or

01:13:15.400 bad.

01:13:15.800 You can

01:13:16.040 decide to

01:13:16.520 be real.

01:13:17.960 You can

01:13:18.160 be honest.

01:13:20.740 Gang,

01:13:21.240 man,

01:13:21.380 I appreciate

01:13:21.660 the call,

01:13:22.240 man.

01:13:23.100 We can

01:13:23.660 try,

01:13:24.160 you know.

01:13:24.520 I try.

01:13:26.380 You know.

01:13:27.940 I mean,

01:13:28.480 I make,

01:13:28.860 you know,

01:13:29.360 we all

01:13:29.680 do.

01:13:29.940 Yeah,

01:13:30.160 we're over.

01:13:30.660 That's what I

01:13:31.120 don't.

01:13:31.320 That's what's

01:13:31.720 tough for

01:13:32.080 me.

01:13:32.300 It's like,

01:13:32.780 how do we

01:13:33.480 quit seeing

01:13:34.000 that people

01:13:34.440 are people

01:13:36.160 were human.

01:13:39.100 They do.

01:13:39.860 We do good

01:13:40.400 stuff.

01:13:40.740 We do wrong

01:13:41.340 stuff.

01:13:42.640 You know.

01:13:44.560 You could

01:13:45.100 give a dollar

01:13:45.680 to a baby

01:13:46.320 and then

01:13:46.700 still also,

01:13:48.100 you know.

01:13:50.620 You know,

01:13:51.200 go touch

01:13:51.700 your neighbor's

01:13:52.220 wife's

01:13:52.620 bee hole

01:13:53.060 or something

01:13:53.520 and be

01:13:54.780 naughty

01:13:55.140 and be

01:13:55.420 nasty.

01:13:55.700 You know,

01:13:56.520 we're just

01:13:57.500 people.

01:14:04.940 We're just

01:14:05.460 people and

01:14:05.840 some days

01:14:06.280 we do it

01:14:06.740 right and

01:14:07.060 some days

01:14:07.360 we do it

01:14:07.720 wrong.

01:14:07.960 Some moments

01:14:08.460 we do it

01:14:08.860 right.

01:14:09.160 Some moments

01:14:09.620 we do it

01:14:10.080 wrong.

01:14:12.260 Yeah,

01:14:13.280 we really

01:14:13.900 are,

01:14:14.320 dog.

01:14:15.280 But that

01:14:15.760 conveyor belt,

01:14:16.420 it keeps

01:14:16.740 serving it,

01:14:17.340 bro.

01:14:17.500 It keeps

01:14:17.760 serving more,

01:14:18.480 you know.

01:14:18.800 Whatever it

01:14:19.360 is,

01:14:19.620 life keeps

01:14:20.060 coming in.

01:14:20.700 But whoever

01:14:23.840 you are,

01:14:24.320 man,

01:14:24.440 I'm glad

01:14:24.720 you know

01:14:25.080 that.

01:14:27.840 You know,

01:14:28.140 we don't,

01:14:28.580 you know,

01:14:28.820 none of us

01:14:29.280 are,

01:14:32.040 you know,

01:14:32.780 it's just

01:14:33.120 a,

01:14:33.880 we just,

01:14:34.500 we try,

01:14:35.420 man,

01:14:35.540 you just

01:14:35.880 got to

01:14:36.100 keep trying.

01:14:38.580 You know.

01:14:40.340 But we

01:14:40.840 good,

01:14:41.260 man.

01:14:41.660 Everybody's

01:14:41.980 all right,

01:14:42.500 dude.

01:14:43.160 If you get

01:14:43.760 up there to

01:14:44.140 freaking Maine,

01:14:44.820 get up there

01:14:45.140 to New

01:14:45.380 Hampshire.

01:14:46.240 You need

01:14:46.580 urgent care,

01:14:47.340 bro.

01:14:48.520 You cut,

01:14:49.180 you got a

01:14:49.540 fucking crab

01:14:50.200 net.

01:14:51.260 Stuck in

01:14:51.780 your sphincter,

01:14:52.440 dog.

01:14:52.720 Don't worry.

01:14:54.700 Don't even

01:14:55.240 forget about

01:14:55.900 it,

01:14:56.100 dude.

01:14:57.760 In a

01:14:58.280 heartbeat,

01:14:58.780 I'll,

01:14:59.060 dude,

01:14:59.240 I'll put a

01:14:59.720 fucking,

01:15:01.040 I'll cut

01:15:01.600 your stomach

01:15:02.040 open and

01:15:02.540 fill it with

01:15:02.920 crellers,

01:15:03.440 bro.

01:15:03.520 You don't

01:15:03.660 even have to

01:15:03.920 swallow.

01:15:05.480 You know,

01:15:05.800 I'll put two

01:15:06.260 Bavarian glazed

01:15:07.260 up in that

01:15:07.740 bastard.

01:15:08.640 I'll put two

01:15:09.220 chocolate cream

01:15:09.980 filled,

01:15:10.260 a couple long

01:15:10.880 johns in

01:15:11.440 you.

01:15:12.220 You'll be

01:15:12.740 fine,

01:15:13.180 dude.

01:15:15.220 You dislocated

01:15:16.260 your wrist,

01:15:16.820 bro,

01:15:16.980 don't forget

01:15:17.440 about it.

01:15:18.020 I'll glaze

01:15:18.560 that bitch.

01:15:19.200 You feel

01:15:20.500 me?

01:15:20.700 I'll glaze

01:15:21.380 that bitch

01:15:21.760 over by the

01:15:22.220 Duncan.

01:15:22.680 You're going

01:15:22.880 to be fine,

01:15:23.540 bro.

01:15:24.240 Throw a

01:15:24.660 couple

01:15:24.800 donets on

01:15:25.420 that bitch,

01:15:25.980 son.

01:15:26.180 What else?

01:15:31.100 I want to

01:15:31.560 take one

01:15:32.440 more call

01:15:32.820 that gets

01:15:33.120 us out of

01:15:33.520 here on

01:15:33.800 something

01:15:34.080 cool,

01:15:34.700 bro.

01:15:41.360 Let me

01:15:41.860 see what

01:15:42.300 we got

01:15:42.800 here.

01:15:43.780 Here we

01:15:44.160 go,

01:15:44.440 man.

01:15:44.600 This was

01:15:44.840 a call

01:15:45.180 that came

01:15:45.440 in a

01:15:45.640 couple

01:15:45.800 weeks

01:15:46.040 ago.

01:15:46.280 This is

01:15:46.460 talking about

01:15:47.680 that gang

01:15:48.200 shit.

01:15:49.840 Hey,

01:15:50.060 see you.

01:15:50.440 This is

01:15:51.000 James calling

01:15:51.760 you from

01:15:52.160 north of your

01:15:53.140 borders,

01:15:54.360 way up in

01:15:54.980 Canada here.

01:15:56.660 Welcome.

01:15:57.340 Welcome to

01:15:57.720 America,

01:15:58.320 verbally and

01:16:00.360 audibly,

01:16:01.400 gang.

01:16:02.460 Saskatchewan.

01:16:03.780 This is kind

01:16:04.380 of like the

01:16:05.120 Dakotas and

01:16:07.060 Oklahoma all

01:16:07.960 smashed together.

01:16:09.220 I don't know if

01:16:09.700 you've ever been

01:16:10.040 up here to

01:16:10.500 Saskatchewan.

01:16:11.140 Oh yeah,

01:16:12.640 I've been up

01:16:13.020 there,

01:16:13.300 dude.

01:16:13.520 A guy tried

01:16:14.100 to give me

01:16:14.460 a hat one

01:16:15.100 time and

01:16:15.600 also I

01:16:16.120 thought the

01:16:16.420 guy was

01:16:16.800 also,

01:16:17.280 you know,

01:16:19.960 a pedophile.

01:16:22.360 And I

01:16:22.660 told him,

01:16:23.040 I said,

01:16:23.200 I'm an

01:16:23.640 adult.

01:16:24.380 I think he

01:16:24.860 had me,

01:16:25.700 I think I

01:16:26.080 just looked

01:16:26.440 young at

01:16:26.920 the time and

01:16:27.440 it was real

01:16:29.520 snowy out.

01:16:31.280 And so he

01:16:31.600 pulled over to

01:16:32.140 talk to me.

01:16:32.620 I just yelled,

01:16:33.200 nah,

01:16:33.400 nah,

01:16:33.660 nah,

01:16:33.900 keep going,

01:16:34.440 man.

01:16:34.520 I'm an

01:16:34.760 adult.

01:16:35.180 And he

01:16:35.380 fucking left,

01:16:36.120 man.

01:16:36.420 So,

01:16:37.380 onward.

01:16:37.700 I kind

01:16:38.520 of said

01:16:38.780 it in

01:16:39.000 your accent

01:16:39.760 to begin

01:16:40.220 with because

01:16:40.680 I'm watching

01:16:41.120 your podcast.

01:16:42.620 So,

01:16:42.940 there you

01:16:43.180 are.

01:16:44.060 Anyway,

01:16:44.620 Steele,

01:16:45.140 I just

01:16:46.000 seen a

01:16:46.900 moment you

01:16:47.400 had there

01:16:47.860 where you

01:16:48.060 got a

01:16:48.300 call and

01:16:48.800 it cracked

01:16:49.940 you a

01:16:50.220 little bit.

01:16:51.680 It just

01:16:52.340 kind of

01:16:52.860 let off

01:16:53.240 that same

01:16:53.740 thing for

01:16:54.240 me in

01:16:54.920 my heart.

01:16:56.400 And it

01:16:56.620 was just

01:16:56.940 due to

01:16:57.280 you and

01:16:57.660 your reaction.

01:16:58.780 And at

01:16:59.460 first I

01:16:59.880 didn't think

01:17:00.280 nothing that

01:17:00.720 I called

01:17:01.120 and then I

01:17:01.520 saw the

01:17:01.820 way you

01:17:02.280 reacted to

01:17:03.360 it.

01:17:04.220 And then

01:17:04.800 through

01:17:05.920 you it

01:17:06.460 stuck.

01:17:06.720 struck

01:17:08.200 through

01:17:08.420 to me

01:17:08.760 and I've

01:17:09.720 been drinking

01:17:10.080 a little

01:17:10.340 heavily in

01:17:10.860 my own

01:17:11.240 regard and

01:17:11.840 it was

01:17:12.140 that call

01:17:12.620 about the

01:17:13.100 man who's

01:17:13.500 been sober

01:17:14.060 for a

01:17:15.080 year.

01:17:16.460 And in

01:17:17.800 my life

01:17:18.260 it's been

01:17:18.580 about six

01:17:19.100 years since

01:17:19.520 I lost

01:17:19.900 somebody close

01:17:20.480 to me and

01:17:20.920 this is the

01:17:21.260 first year

01:17:21.760 where I'm

01:17:22.480 starting to

01:17:22.860 feel a

01:17:23.480 little bit

01:17:23.740 alright.

01:17:25.120 So,

01:17:26.620 a little

01:17:27.180 thing like

01:17:27.600 that's a

01:17:28.040 nice little

01:17:28.360 push in

01:17:29.780 my subconscious

01:17:30.960 when you feel

01:17:31.620 that little

01:17:32.120 frog in your

01:17:33.700 throat when

01:17:34.380 you see your

01:17:34.840 boy Theo

01:17:35.280 crack up,

01:17:35.900 you crack

01:17:36.220 up yourself

01:17:36.700 and you

01:17:37.100 start to

01:17:37.400 think about

01:17:37.780 the picture

01:17:38.180 a little

01:17:38.480 bit bigger.

01:17:40.200 And thank

01:17:40.860 you for

01:17:41.140 everything you

01:17:41.580 do, sir.

01:17:42.000 You're the

01:17:42.280 best, man.

01:17:42.900 Keep her

01:17:43.260 going.

01:17:44.500 Oh, gang,

01:17:45.280 bro, I'm

01:17:45.500 not the

01:17:45.800 best, man,

01:17:46.380 but that's

01:17:47.060 sweet of you

01:17:47.380 to say,

01:17:47.820 man.

01:17:50.460 Yeah, you

01:17:50.960 know, it's

01:17:51.460 magical, man,

01:17:52.200 how that kind

01:17:53.040 of stuff

01:17:53.340 happens, man,

01:17:54.200 when people

01:17:54.620 make you kind

01:17:55.280 of feel

01:17:55.580 something.

01:17:56.040 Because, yeah,

01:17:56.380 the guy

01:17:56.660 called, he

01:17:57.080 got a year

01:17:57.680 or a couple

01:17:58.400 years his

01:17:58.920 girlfriend gave

01:17:59.480 him the

01:17:59.760 coin to

01:18:00.200 congratulate

01:18:00.740 him for

01:18:02.420 not drinking

01:18:03.920 and he

01:18:04.580 didn't think

01:18:05.120 that she

01:18:05.500 noticed and

01:18:06.120 then she

01:18:06.420 did notice

01:18:07.080 and, yeah,

01:18:08.580 that, you

01:18:08.940 know, it

01:18:09.140 had me

01:18:09.400 cracked up.

01:18:10.080 Yeah, you

01:18:17.200 know, and

01:18:17.860 it's powerful.

01:18:19.420 It's not, and

01:18:20.440 it has nothing

01:18:20.780 to do with me,

01:18:21.420 man, and I

01:18:22.160 appreciate you,

01:18:22.860 the call, you

01:18:24.460 know, and I'm

01:18:26.240 glad you're

01:18:26.580 feeling better

01:18:26.960 about your

01:18:27.320 friend passing

01:18:28.020 or at least

01:18:29.660 getting some

01:18:30.200 peace from

01:18:30.720 it.

01:18:32.620 But there's

01:18:33.300 something, you

01:18:36.040 know, there's

01:18:36.380 some other

01:18:36.760 wavelength where

01:18:37.540 we all connect.

01:18:40.080 because that's

01:18:42.560 crazy, man, that

01:18:43.320 that guy left a

01:18:43.980 voicemail on a

01:18:46.600 machine, a

01:18:48.820 human voice, and

01:18:50.620 I listened to it

01:18:51.620 a week later and

01:18:54.500 had a visceral

01:18:55.700 reaction to it.

01:18:57.520 You know, it

01:18:57.700 made me feel

01:18:58.260 something, that

01:18:58.680 shit, fucking

01:18:59.160 lightning in my

01:18:59.920 damn heart, you

01:19:01.460 know, like a

01:19:01.940 fucking fat

01:19:02.800 animal just eating

01:19:04.400 chocolates in my

01:19:05.220 heart, that shit

01:19:05.920 had me, you

01:19:07.340 know, just had me

01:19:09.160 feeling.

01:19:10.080 And then you

01:19:13.820 hear it and then

01:19:14.440 you feel, it's

01:19:15.560 just, I don't

01:19:18.240 know, man, there's

01:19:18.860 just a greater, and

01:19:19.840 that power, whatever,

01:19:21.200 that wavelength,

01:19:23.280 whatever that is,

01:19:24.240 bro, that's, you

01:19:26.320 know, that's that

01:19:28.520 spice, man.

01:19:29.220 That's, you know,

01:19:32.660 that's that gas

01:19:34.180 station dick pill

01:19:35.040 from God.

01:19:37.380 You know, that's

01:19:38.180 the thing that,

01:19:39.680 that's power, it's

01:19:40.660 powerful.

01:19:42.720 And I, and

01:19:43.420 look, man, I'm

01:19:43.980 just part of the

01:19:45.580 chain, you're part

01:19:46.340 of the chain now.

01:19:53.800 And I, you know, I

01:19:54.800 don't know, I just,

01:19:55.440 there's something

01:19:55.720 about feeling,

01:19:56.500 there's something

01:19:56.940 about feeling,

01:19:59.220 hearing how people

01:20:01.100 feel, that I,

01:20:03.280 I like it.

01:20:04.340 I like it, man.

01:20:10.980 I think, you know,

01:20:13.000 I don't know.

01:20:15.680 It's interesting, man.

01:20:18.920 It's interesting.

01:20:21.800 But thanks for the

01:20:22.660 call, man, and

01:20:23.500 actually, I talked to

01:20:24.440 that, that fellow on

01:20:25.260 the phone the other

01:20:25.860 day, and we had a

01:20:26.520 nice chat, and,

01:20:27.740 and, you know, we

01:20:32.220 just keep going.

01:20:33.280 The conveyor belt

01:20:34.060 keeps going.

01:20:34.760 We're on this

01:20:35.460 bitch.

01:20:36.860 You know, hug

01:20:38.460 somebody, move in

01:20:39.340 with your mother,

01:20:40.540 help her recycle,

01:20:41.840 do the shit.

01:20:43.680 You know, understand

01:20:44.600 that people are

01:20:45.380 people.

01:20:47.380 You know, we just,

01:20:48.420 we keep trying.

01:20:50.360 Support people.

01:20:52.400 You know, if

01:20:52.940 somebody's struggling,

01:20:53.960 you know, try and

01:20:54.560 support them.

01:20:55.600 We do what we

01:20:56.340 can.

01:20:57.140 We're not perfect,

01:20:58.200 man.

01:20:59.560 You know, and

01:21:00.180 look, I'll be honest,

01:21:01.020 dude, I've been

01:21:01.440 jerking off, bro.

01:21:03.620 And I'm disappointed

01:21:04.700 about it.

01:21:07.360 You know, I didn't

01:21:08.160 think I was going to

01:21:08.760 be jerking off, and

01:21:09.640 then, bam, I'm

01:21:11.360 touching my body and

01:21:12.400 leaking my wiener

01:21:13.220 out.

01:21:14.600 You know, with,

01:21:15.480 uh,

01:21:18.160 um,

01:21:19.720 with semen.

01:21:23.660 You know, and

01:21:24.320 making semen out

01:21:25.580 of my, you know,

01:21:26.100 just, it just,

01:21:28.540 we do what we

01:21:30.960 can, bro.

01:21:34.380 But the time

01:21:35.140 keeps going, man.

01:21:35.860 Time is no

01:21:36.380 stranger.

01:21:38.080 That is for sure,

01:21:39.180 isn't it?

01:21:40.960 We'll play the

01:21:41.700 song one more

01:21:42.280 time.

01:21:42.720 This is, uh,

01:21:43.720 Stevie Starlight

01:21:44.780 off his new album,

01:21:45.860 Unnaturally Happy.

01:21:47.140 Time is no

01:21:48.260 stranger.

01:21:48.980 And we got new

01:21:51.560 gang gang slides

01:21:52.640 available.

01:21:54.200 Um, uh, we got

01:21:55.920 the new website.

01:21:56.740 You can check out

01:21:57.240 Theovan.com.

01:21:59.800 Um, great ways to

01:22:01.520 submit, uh, video and

01:22:03.620 audio for the show.

01:22:04.720 Um, and, you

01:22:10.380 know, be good to

01:22:10.980 yourself.

01:22:11.460 You know, you

01:22:11.980 probably deserve

01:22:12.680 it.

01:22:14.420 You know, I bet

01:22:15.140 you really do.

01:22:17.480 Uh, gang shit,

01:22:18.920 man.

01:22:19.280 Peace.

01:22:19.560 Love is laughing

01:22:22.380 in the springtime

01:22:24.320 the other day

01:22:26.580 on my way

01:22:28.160 to see you

01:22:30.040 crowds of people

01:22:34.540 turn to stare

01:22:36.040 there's nothing

01:22:37.340 left to see

01:22:38.860 you and me

01:22:42.380 time

01:22:45.520 is no

01:22:47.300 stranger

01:22:48.240 if you're

01:22:51.000 all

01:22:52.280 by yourself

01:22:54.180 Get it, Stevie!

01:22:56.240 This time

01:22:57.780 there's no

01:22:59.640 danger

01:23:00.720 cause you

01:23:03.300 found

01:23:04.620 someone

01:23:05.620 else

01:23:06.620 You once

01:23:10.760 told me

01:23:11.560 to be

01:23:12.280 patient

01:23:13.060 Love will

01:23:14.360 find its

01:23:15.060 way

01:23:16.220 wait

01:23:17.220 and see

01:23:18.220 wait

01:23:19.220 and see

01:23:20.220 mmm

01:23:22.160 Well, I waited

01:23:23.220 so frustrated

01:23:24.220 for a day

01:23:26.220 to never come

01:23:27.220 Look what's

01:23:28.220 happened to me

01:23:29.220 happen to me

01:23:31.220 Time

01:23:34.220 is no

01:23:36.220 stranger

01:23:37.220 when you're

01:23:39.220 all

01:23:40.220 by yourself

01:23:42.220 by yourself

01:23:43.220 mmm

01:23:45.220 This time

01:23:46.220 There's no

01:23:48.220 danger

01:23:49.220 Cause you

01:23:50.220 found

01:23:51.220 someone

01:23:52.220 else

01:23:53.220 else

01:23:55.220 in

01:23:56.220 all

01:23:57.220 in

01:23:58.220 times

01:23:59.220 you

01:24:00.220 lay

01:24:01.220 by

01:24:02.220 my

01:24:03.220 side

01:24:04.220 You

01:24:05.220 got

01:24:06.220 something

01:24:07.220 tonight

01:24:08.220 mmm

01:24:10.220 mmm

01:24:11.220 mmm

01:24:12.220 mmm

01:24:13.220 mmm

01:24:14.220 mmm

01:24:15.220 mmm

01:24:16.220 mmm

01:24:17.220 mmm

01:24:18.220 mmm

01:24:19.220 mmm

01:24:20.220 mmm

01:24:21.220 There you go and you can get that again, that's Stevie Starlight.

01:24:24.220 And you can support that man, he's uh, uh, it's never too late to come over.

01:24:33.220 Remember that hit, we've, we've, we've had it as part of the, you know, part of the program for, for a long time.

01:24:39.220 And, um, Stevie's a beautiful man. And, uh, and he's always, he's always right on time, man.

01:24:47.220 And we'll have the link to his new album, uh, Unnaturally Happy. And, uh, again, be good to yourself, man. I'm gonna try my best. You try your best. And, uh, we'll do it again soon. We'll run it back, gang.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 13, 2020

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