This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E288 Tim Dillon 2

00:00:00.000 Now, today's guest is a host of the Tim Dillon Show.

00:00:04.840 He's one of my favorites to follow on social media,

00:00:08.180 at Tim J. Dillon on Twitter.

00:00:11.400 He will reconfigure any stress that is caused to you by social media.

00:00:18.340 He can do it.

00:00:19.840 He is a comedian or a comedian, and he is a man,

00:00:25.040 and he is here today for the second time,

00:00:28.080 Mr. Tim Dillon.

00:00:58.080 Dude, I love you, man.

00:01:02.920 I wanted to start by telling you that.

00:01:03.980 Oh.

00:01:05.840 I love you, bro.

00:01:07.680 I mean that, dude.

00:01:11.080 Your tweets are some of the best things that I even,

00:01:16.620 it's like literally I'll be just lying on my sofa.

00:01:19.120 My sofa's getting bad.

00:01:20.300 Like my sofa's starting to really.

00:01:21.800 Get that dent.

00:01:22.740 Yeah.

00:01:23.080 It's gotten bad.

00:01:24.020 That crevice.

00:01:24.740 I've never had that before.

00:01:25.740 Yeah, I've had that.

00:01:26.580 You have? 1.00

00:01:27.000 Well, you're a fat guy. 1.00

00:01:28.840 Whatever you lay on for more than a few months is just destroyed. 1.00

00:01:31.820 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:01:32.460 Yeah, it just becomes like, it just becomes, you know, 1.00

00:01:35.700 I've had beds where they just become problems.

00:01:40.100 Yeah.

00:01:40.380 I've slept on couches.

00:01:41.460 Yeah, it's problems.

00:01:42.560 Yeah.

00:01:42.620 Wow.

00:01:43.020 Yeah.

00:01:43.280 And what do you, is there a way to re-fluff them?

00:01:45.080 Is there a company you guys use?

00:01:46.180 No, you just got to get super firm.

00:01:50.100 Right.

00:01:50.500 Like the mat, like this is my mattress now.

00:01:53.060 It's like super firm.

00:01:54.700 Cedar.

00:01:55.120 So that you get about a year before you've destroyed it.

00:01:58.960 Wow.

00:01:59.260 And then you got to get something new.

00:02:02.480 But yeah.

00:02:03.440 I tried a tweet yesterday.

00:02:04.780 This is the closest that I could get to trying to like kind of imitate you.

00:02:08.380 And it was, when this is all over the dollar, we'll be worth nothing.

00:02:14.360 We'll be using them as taco shells.

00:02:16.240 Salsa will be on the black market. 0.98

00:02:17.860 Yeah.

00:02:18.340 That's.

00:02:18.980 It's a little bit in your vein.

00:02:20.200 You're in the vicinity.

00:02:21.720 Yeah.

00:02:22.140 Of what I did.

00:02:23.020 Yeah.

00:02:23.500 I mean.

00:02:23.980 I started to realize I can't take it.

00:02:25.920 If you get serious, too serious in it.

00:02:28.160 Yeah.

00:02:28.200 Then you play into the whole like anarchy of it.

00:02:32.000 Right.

00:02:32.140 Whereas if you're just above it.

00:02:33.620 Yeah. 0.97

00:02:33.980 And it's ridiculous. 0.91

00:02:34.860 Yeah. 0.86

00:02:35.200 Then it's amazing.

00:02:36.100 I try to like, I try to.

00:02:38.380 Be funny.

00:02:39.520 But every now and then I'm an impulsive person.

00:02:42.820 Yeah.

00:02:43.080 Yeah.

00:02:43.260 You can tell.

00:02:43.860 Yeah.

00:02:44.160 I just don't have a lot of control over what happens.

00:02:48.300 Right.

00:02:48.880 So.

00:02:50.740 So the problem is like I've gotten to Twitter wars with like the CEO of Red Mango, frozen

00:02:55.940 yogurt, Dan Kim.

00:02:57.420 And I just, I'll be laying there realizing I'm attacking the CEO of Red Mango for no reason.

00:03:03.720 Really?

00:03:04.280 Yeah.

00:03:04.920 It's kind of like your call of duty almost.

00:03:07.020 I feel like.

00:03:07.780 Yeah.

00:03:07.920 It's kind of what it is.

00:03:08.900 I just, I just, there are some times when I, I'll tweet something and I hit send.

00:03:13.920 And a lot of times I go, nah, shouldn't have done that.

00:03:17.180 Shouldn't have done that.

00:03:18.520 Shouldn't have said that.

00:03:19.760 But it's so great.

00:03:20.520 You're like almost AWOL.

00:03:21.540 Can we bring up Tim's Twitter?

00:03:23.280 Yeah.

00:03:23.680 It's almost like you've just gone so AWOL that it's like inspiring.

00:03:26.840 It's like, oh, this is what it's supposed to be.

00:03:28.760 Yeah.

00:03:29.540 A not real field that like news sources cite from.

00:03:33.680 It's supposed to be erroneous.

00:03:35.340 Well, that's the thing.

00:03:36.020 Like TikTok, like what's interesting about TikTok, which I'm not on, but like what's interesting 0.89

00:03:40.000 about it is it's just like people dancing, people being silly.

00:03:43.900 There's money to be made, but it's like that, even though it's kind of crazy, it makes a

00:03:49.320 lot more sense to me than like the social media on Facebook where people have a 300 comment,

00:03:55.640 like they're trying to make a point.

00:03:56.840 Yeah.

00:03:57.260 They're trying to say something.

00:03:58.720 They're arguing with their uncle about something.

00:04:01.820 And I'm like, no, this probably wasn't what it was meant to be. 0.99

00:04:05.200 It's supposed to be like dumb. 0.97

00:04:07.380 I'm online at Chipotle. 0.98

00:04:09.420 Right.

00:04:09.740 Like somebody's dancing or a crazy, like, so it feels like maybe social media is kind

00:04:15.200 of winding back to a place of absurdity.

00:04:18.480 Well, I feel like you're, you're kind of leading it back.

00:04:20.680 I mean, that's what I feel like when I, I'm like, oh, this is what I need to recognize

00:04:25.300 is that I, is that it's like, you're like leading it back to that place of ridiculousness. 1.00

00:04:33.760 I mean, this is the stupidest thing. 0.99

00:04:35.440 Have you seen this floating cinema in Los Angeles with socially distanced boats? 1.00

00:04:40.600 How much work is it going to take to do all that? 1.00

00:04:43.460 Imagine all the stoned morons crashing boats. 1.00

00:04:47.840 Now to see a movie, we're all like, just stay home. 1.00

00:04:50.920 Yeah.

00:04:51.140 If that's the other option, I'll just stay home. 0.99

00:04:53.620 I don't want to get in a boat to go watch fucking Avengers. 0.99

00:04:57.140 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:57.500 This is the craziest thing I've ever seen.

00:04:59.260 Well, someone would, here's the thing.

00:05:00.640 Someone would get out of their boat to go pee and drown.

00:05:02.640 Like the first one.

00:05:03.780 Yeah.

00:05:04.140 I mean, it's just, we're going so crazy with this where we're like inventing things that

00:05:09.960 there's no need.

00:05:11.160 Yeah.

00:05:11.460 There's no need for this.

00:05:13.480 Nobody needs to see a movie that badly.

00:05:15.320 They go, you know what?

00:05:15.900 Let's just get in the boat.

00:05:16.980 Yeah.

00:05:17.380 Let's just go to a movie theater in the ocean with socially distanced boats. 0.78

00:05:23.480 I would almost rather get the disease and die and go to heaven.

00:05:28.700 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:29.100 Or be reincarnated.

00:05:30.360 Right.

00:05:30.960 Like take that chance.

00:05:32.260 Be reincarnated and still not get in a boat to see a movie.

00:05:35.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:35.880 Because you're like, fuck this. 1.00

00:05:37.320 Like, yeah. 1.00

00:05:38.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:38.580 It's almost, God, it's so fucking ridiculous, man. 0.99

00:05:41.700 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:42.120 I mean, it's bananas.

00:05:43.780 I'm definitely going to have to go with my girlfriend.

00:05:45.720 Now, that's a good point.

00:05:46.580 See, a lot of guys, and Nick is a very susceptible man.

00:05:49.800 Yeah.

00:05:50.000 I'm going to say that.

00:05:50.800 I love Nick.

00:05:51.660 He's got a lady. 1.00

00:05:52.480 Hard worker.

00:05:53.640 You know, very inspiring story.

00:05:55.380 But yes, he's the kind of guy, you know, he's very Japanese. 0.97

00:05:59.720 Like if there's a puddle, he'll stab himself and bleed out. 1.00

00:06:03.020 Like so his woman can walk over his back. 1.00

00:06:04.700 I respect that.

00:06:05.600 He has that very Korean style.

00:06:07.540 I just imagine.

00:06:08.480 Because chicks are going to want to go to this. 1.00

00:06:10.080 Yeah.

00:06:10.700 And now with everything going on, every time I see a new idea like this, I go, how do

00:06:15.100 rioters burn that down?

00:06:16.760 You know what I mean?

00:06:17.780 Yeah.

00:06:18.040 Yeah.

00:06:18.220 Like how exactly will that get torched?

00:06:20.280 You know?

00:06:21.000 Yeah.

00:06:21.280 Like every new idea, I'm like, how easy is that to just light that up?

00:06:25.620 Or what about when the angry, like what about if the gay fleet from, what's that Disney 0.97

00:06:30.860 World ride with a lot of, like that Disney World ride.

00:06:34.840 Pirates in the Caribbean.

00:06:35.460 Yeah.

00:06:35.680 What about when the gay, because it's a lot of young gay men and women that work there.

00:06:39.120 Yeah. 0.97

00:06:39.320 When they say, we're going to attack.

00:06:41.200 Yeah.

00:06:41.700 We've had enough of this.

00:06:42.720 Where do they go?

00:06:43.580 Yeah.

00:06:43.880 They go to the boat movie theater.

00:06:46.360 Yeah.

00:06:46.580 They're going to pull up in their boats.

00:06:48.080 They're going to pull up.

00:06:49.000 Yeah.

00:06:49.240 If Pirates of the Caribbean disgruntled people attack that, that would be the only reason

00:06:55.200 I'd want that to exist.

00:06:56.320 Yeah. 0.98

00:06:56.800 Just so it could get invaded and attacked by angry gay Pirates of the Caribbean. 0.99

00:07:01.480 Because you got to be angry that that's your gig. 0.97

00:07:05.020 Yeah.

00:07:05.460 Yeah.

00:07:06.100 Oh yeah.

00:07:06.360 You got to be.

00:07:06.880 You can't be thrilled about that.

00:07:08.580 Now, what about, I saw recently, but yeah, if you don't follow Tim Dillon, what is your

00:07:14.100 Twitter?

00:07:14.880 Tim J.

00:07:15.380 Dillon. 0.99

00:07:16.000 It is, it's like this weird canal through all of the bullshit that is, some moments it's 0.98

00:07:23.140 so left, some moments it's so right. 0.98

00:07:24.840 Yes.

00:07:25.180 But it's just.

00:07:25.680 Yeah.

00:07:25.980 God, it is good, man. 0.93

00:07:27.660 It's a little ridiculous. 0.85

00:07:29.360 Yeah. 0.81

00:07:29.660 And, but just, you have to stick with it, man, because you have to believe, like I was

00:07:33.940 just talking to an agent.

00:07:34.920 I just put up cat.

00:07:35.940 Like I just put up the photo of a cat.

00:07:37.700 This is a cat.

00:07:38.700 That's not my cat.

00:07:39.840 Uh-huh.

00:07:40.060 But the, the running joke is that this cat is a, uh, is a, is a, is like a, um, uh,

00:07:46.180 a radical.

00:07:47.280 And, uh, he's, he constantly threatens like Nancy Pelosi and he's constantly, like they

00:07:52.520 constantly keep putting him in jail and he keeps claiming that they're jokes.

00:07:55.940 So I just keep putting them up and then like people will comment, like some guy will be

00:08:00.740 like, what's with its teeth? 0.99

00:08:01.720 And then some personal comment under that, like, why are you talking shit about a cat's 0.99

00:08:05.720 looks? 0.99

00:08:06.240 And I'm like, we're off to the races.

00:08:07.740 Like already we're off to the races.

00:08:09.900 It's just a fun, my mother's schizophrenic. 0.99

00:08:12.760 And I imagine my Twitter is her brain. 0.92

00:08:15.080 Oh, that's beautiful.

00:08:16.160 Yeah.

00:08:16.420 That's kind of what I imagine my Twitter is.

00:08:18.200 It's like my, yeah.

00:08:20.920 Yeah.

00:08:21.420 And this is dubbed in this cat.

00:08:22.960 This isn't a real cat.

00:08:23.880 No, he's real.

00:08:24.800 He's Oscar.

00:08:25.660 Okay.

00:08:25.920 And he lives in West Hollywood.

00:08:26.980 He's my friend's cat.

00:08:28.040 Oh yeah.

00:08:28.460 I just go over and I grab him and they Photoshop him in these pictures.

00:08:32.000 Yeah.

00:08:32.460 So they just Photoshop him in the like, so like, yeah, it's just, oh, do the Brad Pitt

00:08:38.960 one.

00:08:39.140 That's a fun one.

00:08:40.520 Oh, that's great.

00:08:41.740 He's real.

00:08:42.840 He's a demon of a cat, but.

00:08:45.020 I love it.

00:08:45.840 Yeah.

00:08:46.280 And he's so like, he's almost so you, like he's there, he's disinterested, but he's also

00:08:52.800 willing to just like get wild in a moment's notice.

00:08:56.260 I mean, that's kind of what he's about, but that's what I, that's how I use Twitter

00:08:59.840 is just like, um, to just kind of be, sometimes I make a good point, but most of the time

00:09:06.560 I don't.

00:09:07.320 Yeah. 0.96

00:09:07.660 And most of the time it's just me being ridiculous.

00:09:10.140 But you're so, what I, what I like, I guess is you, you're fearless about it.

00:09:13.520 Yeah.

00:09:13.700 Like something happened to me where I got, I guess, I don't know if I got fearful or

00:09:17.180 I just, I think sometimes I get too, like I'm, I'm too real about stuff sometimes.

00:09:23.140 So it's like, I'm going to just end up like just in a bad space.

00:09:26.960 You know, I'm going to end up fighting with Jamili Hill, you know? 0.97

00:09:29.180 Yeah.

00:09:29.700 Yeah.

00:09:30.260 Right.

00:09:31.280 I look at it as like, if, if I said something and then Jamili Hill said something to me,

00:09:37.360 you win, I would tweet her to photo of the cat.

00:09:40.820 Right.

00:09:41.240 Like I would be like, it's like, Oh, if you want to come into this world, right.

00:09:45.440 If you want to take this Willy Wonka boat ride through the craziness, because I'm like,

00:09:49.800 this is not a good place to have a conversation.

00:09:51.820 Right.

00:09:52.460 And anyone should know that everybody should know that. 0.98

00:09:56.280 And everyone should treat it accordingly and just be ridiculous. 0.97

00:10:00.360 I get it. 0.94

00:10:01.440 People are trying to hustle and make money and whatever.

00:10:03.560 But I'm like, if you get mad at me, I mean, I put a Meghan McCain wig on, I dress up like

00:10:08.060 a Corona ball.

00:10:08.660 I saw that.

00:10:09.500 Crazy thing.

00:10:09.860 That was good.

00:10:10.400 And it's like, if you get mad at that guy, you're, you're, you're at fault.

00:10:15.420 Yeah.

00:10:15.840 Yeah.

00:10:16.920 What, um, what about the Hollywood sign getting taken down?

00:10:19.860 Do you see, can you pull that up?

00:10:20.720 Do you mind, Nick?

00:10:21.700 Did you see, uh, people talking about that?

00:10:24.440 Cause obviously, you know, there's a lot of been a lot of stuff.

00:10:26.400 People taking down monuments, you know, Confederate flag people taking down, you know, I think

00:10:30.860 the Cleveland Indians just announced today they're going to change their name.

00:10:34.560 Um, do you want me to look that up?

00:10:36.700 Yeah.

00:10:36.900 Maybe both.

00:10:37.460 If you can, I know you only have two hands, but, uh, but I thought about, so then part

00:10:42.340 of me, like, cause I get a little bit angry sometimes about like, cause Confederate flag,

00:10:45.500 I learned it from Dukes of Hazzard.

00:10:47.280 Right.

00:10:47.460 And that's your, like, you have a whole different understanding of it because you're a Southern

00:10:50.940 guy.

00:10:51.360 Right.

00:10:51.740 I would just see it.

00:10:52.540 Like now if somebody rode by with a, like if somebody yelled the N word and was waving

00:10:59.280 it, I'm like, no, no, no.

00:11:01.560 That would be wrong.

00:11:02.100 Yeah.

00:11:02.240 If that's a bad guy, wrong, but, but I just start to worry just when does it end, you

00:11:07.360 know?

00:11:07.580 Like when does it, well, yeah, I think a lot of people think that because a lot of people

00:11:11.060 are like at a certain point, if you go through history, Oh yeah.

00:11:16.000 Nobody's clean.

00:11:17.420 No, nobody, nobody's clean.

00:11:20.840 So do you just, I mean, every movie, everything.

00:11:25.180 So do you just get rid of everything?

00:11:26.720 Do you destroy everything?

00:11:27.740 And then you start burning books and then you start, you're just heading that stage.

00:11:30.860 You're like, I don't really care about Confederate monuments, but it's like, then it's like,

00:11:33.840 well, let's get rid of, uh, you know, Washington, Lincoln.

00:11:38.080 Let's get rid of Mount Rushmore.

00:11:39.120 And it's like, where does it end?

00:11:40.680 And the other question nobody asks, what do you replace that with?

00:11:45.240 What are we replacing it with?

00:11:46.780 Right.

00:11:46.960 Cause you're going to lose a lot of branding.

00:11:48.200 Like even like the university, George Washington university, right?

00:11:50.840 Like they've been thinking like, okay, do we have to change?

00:11:53.740 There's been like, yeah, they just change it to GW and nobody is enough.

00:11:57.500 They'll be like, yeah, it's GW.

00:11:58.980 It's like KFC when they were like, not using chicken.

00:12:02.140 Yeah.

00:12:02.780 It's KFC.

00:12:04.160 You're like, yeah, but what does that C stand for?

00:12:06.020 They're like, I don't know.

00:12:06.900 Something crunchy.

00:12:07.860 We don't know what it is.

00:12:09.700 Yeah.

00:12:09.940 It's just like, I can't imagine that anyone really cares.

00:12:15.360 That's the thing.

00:12:15.860 Does anybody really care?

00:12:16.740 No one really cares.

00:12:17.160 Cause we grew up going, like we would go from Mardi Gras.

00:12:19.460 We would go by the, um, we would go by the, everybody would meet at the Robert E.

00:12:24.680 Lee statue in New Orleans.

00:12:25.840 Right.

00:12:26.300 And everybody would meet there.

00:12:27.640 Black, white.

00:12:28.700 Right.

00:12:29.120 That's all we had.

00:12:29.780 We had a little bit of like, I guess maybe Mexican or Chinese, like kind of like one person

00:12:34.500 that might've been a Pacific Islander.

00:12:36.360 Yeah.

00:12:36.640 Something.

00:12:37.040 Yeah.

00:12:37.300 Gotcha.

00:12:37.640 Like I, like I grew up in a town.

00:12:38.800 We had a group called Wham whites against Mexicans.

00:12:40.880 Right.

00:12:41.460 Yeah.

00:12:41.760 And we didn't have any Mexicans.

00:12:43.000 So they would always, was that a musical group?

00:12:45.080 No, this is not.

00:12:45.940 Okay.

00:12:46.200 This is more of like, uh, get the torch.

00:12:48.820 Yeah.

00:12:49.140 Yeah.

00:12:49.380 Just like a budget Antifa, you know, like Antifa, but that had to be home by 6 PM for dinner.

00:12:53.920 Gotcha.

00:12:54.240 Gotcha.

00:12:54.700 Okay.

00:12:55.220 And then, and it was only three guys in it.

00:12:57.280 Right.

00:12:57.540 And, um, and then they like kind of attacked the Chinese, like semi Chinese kid once. 0.96

00:13:01.680 Like there was no real follow through, you know, but.

00:13:04.700 Is it cause they couldn't find a Mexican?

00:13:06.200 Yeah.

00:13:06.340 There was no.

00:13:06.900 Let's just get, let's just get this guy.

00:13:09.060 He's semi Chinese.

00:13:10.000 Yeah.

00:13:10.200 Totally.

00:13:10.640 Yeah.

00:13:10.840 Oh, my brother was like, it's the best we're going to do.

00:13:13.120 We just gotta, we gotta show people we're about it and there's no Mexicans around, but this 1.00

00:13:17.960 guy looked half Chinese.

00:13:19.520 Yeah.

00:13:19.740 So he's getting it.

00:13:20.860 Yeah.

00:13:21.000 Look, God, we drew it on our binders during lunch. 1.00

00:13:23.520 This shit is real. 1.00

00:13:24.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:25.300 We got to move forward with it.

00:13:26.980 Yeah.

00:13:27.600 Wow.

00:13:27.880 But yeah, just start.

00:13:28.800 So then I start to think, okay, well, yeah, you tear it down.

00:13:31.840 But then here's what I start to worry about is say in certain, uh, in certain cities and

00:13:37.500 whether they'd be Southern really or anywhere, cause some of it starts to branch out now to

00:13:40.460 like, oh, well, Thomas Jefferson had slaves and this person dated a black woman who was

00:13:45.080 underage and just different things where it just keeps escalating.

00:13:47.840 And it's like, when does it like at a certain point, um, yeah, like you're saying it's going

00:13:54.000 to hit everybody, but then the people who live in those places who associate with that

00:13:59.260 history and don't associate it with it racially.

00:14:01.600 Right.

00:14:02.540 Like, and I know this is just a white perspective, but those people are going to be like, I'm

00:14:06.020 not, I don't want to live in a place where now the street that I'm on has been changed.

00:14:09.880 Like, it's also like, why are we ignoring history?

00:14:13.720 Why are we trying to get rid of it?

00:14:15.320 Right.

00:14:15.620 Why not just learn from it?

00:14:17.020 Why not appreciate it? 1.00

00:14:18.740 Why not look at a statue and go, yeah, that guy did some fuck. 0.99

00:14:22.120 Like, why are statues only of good people? 0.99

00:14:24.420 Number one, like the idea that every statue, it doesn't mean that I never look at a statue

00:14:28.760 and go, that was a great guy.

00:14:30.480 That guy was great.

00:14:31.580 I bet he was great.

00:14:32.900 I never have ever looked at a statue and went, I should think like him.

00:14:36.720 I look at a statue and go, that guy did something, maybe good, maybe very bad.

00:14:41.700 He might've been very bad, but it was significant.

00:14:45.480 That's what a statue is.

00:14:47.140 It's about significance.

00:14:48.280 It's not about moral purity.

00:14:50.240 Right.

00:14:50.540 That was the guy was a role player.

00:14:51.620 He like throw up a Carmelo Anthony somewhere.

00:14:53.560 Yeah.

00:14:53.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:54.400 Like, right.

00:14:54.940 He kind of, Hey, like the people are 50, 50 on if he's really that helpful to a team.

00:14:59.200 Right.

00:14:59.420 You know, but I, I've never looked at a statue.

00:15:03.300 I don't know who we're infantilizing people.

00:15:06.480 Yeah.

00:15:06.800 We're treating them like children.

00:15:08.240 We're telling them, Oh, if you walk by a statue, you're going to automatically look

00:15:14.480 at that statue or that person in reverence.

00:15:16.900 Yeah.

00:15:17.280 That's not what, does anyone care?

00:15:19.400 You know, they go, let's take down the Christopher Columbus statue in the middle of Columbus

00:15:22.560 circle, New York city.

00:15:23.540 No one knows who that is.

00:15:25.180 Right.

00:15:25.420 The kids don't know who it is. 0.99

00:15:27.020 They don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:15:27.720 They don't give up. 1.00

00:15:28.240 They're on their phone.

00:15:28.960 They don't even look at the statue.

00:15:30.280 So the idea that like Columbus, uh, it's a bunch, you know, Columbus is reinforcing

00:15:35.440 imperialism and genocide.

00:15:37.720 No one cares.

00:15:40.200 Nobody knows who he is.

00:15:41.960 Well, then it's like, should you take down like, cause there's, you know, a lot of artwork

00:15:45.440 and I'm, I don't know if there's monuments, but of like slave, probably like arriving

00:15:50.400 in like Charleston, like slave ships and stuff that did.

00:15:52.740 So then it's like, well, if you're a white person, you don't want to remember that all

00:15:56.440 the time.

00:15:57.160 So it's like, but you should have to look at it.

00:15:59.220 You should have to be like, man, wow.

00:16:01.160 A lot of this town was built by slave labor.

00:16:04.120 Right.

00:16:04.660 That to me makes sense.

00:16:06.300 Like you have those monuments and you're like, I can't forget this history.

00:16:11.560 Right.

00:16:11.860 You know?

00:16:12.320 But if I, I feel like if you're going to apply, apply it to everything, it's just like,

00:16:15.900 you know, because some people might think, man, I didn't do this.

00:16:19.340 Right.

00:16:19.700 Why do I have to be reminded of it all the time?

00:16:21.820 Yeah.

00:16:22.280 But yeah, because that's applying the same psychology.

00:16:24.600 I feel like to the ones where you're applying it to, you know, like George Washington or

00:16:29.540 Robert E. Lee, you know, like, or just put on Robert E. Lee's thing.

00:16:32.760 This guy got second place in the civil war.

00:16:34.720 Just right. 1.00

00:16:35.140 This guy was fucked up. 1.00

00:16:36.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:36.840 This guy was fucked up. 1.00

00:16:37.900 And aren't we all? 1.00

00:16:38.860 And aren't we all?

00:16:41.320 Or yeah, I think it's the people that really are advocating that they take down everything

00:16:47.180 are people that just want to completely remake or reimagine America.

00:16:53.440 Yeah.

00:16:53.720 So they start with the iconography of it.

00:16:55.900 They start with like the statues and everything.

00:16:58.520 And it's like, we can all agree that America has some deep, deep flaws.

00:17:02.560 It should be corrected.

00:17:03.960 But I don't think anybody's or a lot of people are not going to be on board for the new version

00:17:10.800 of America that a lot of these people want.

00:17:12.720 Right.

00:17:12.980 Nobody wants that where you don't have any freedom.

00:17:17.080 Right.

00:17:17.200 You know, nobody really wants that.

00:17:19.020 And I think that's what this kind of America that they envision is an America where everybody

00:17:25.400 is constantly policing themselves and their speech.

00:17:30.020 And you're being their surveillance of everything you write and say.

00:17:34.720 And it's just weird.

00:17:36.200 Like you want to rat on people.

00:17:37.880 Like I remember when Corona started, people were like, yo, go, go, go call this number

00:17:43.120 if these kids don't have masks.

00:17:44.300 I'm like, what?

00:17:45.160 Yeah.

00:17:45.780 I don't want to be a rat.

00:17:47.420 Dude, there's a kid skateboarding.

00:17:49.020 I'm supposed to call a number and be like, yeah, I see a kid without a mask.

00:17:53.360 Go get him.

00:17:54.300 Yeah.

00:17:54.520 Todd has it.

00:17:55.460 Yeah.

00:17:56.140 Yeah.

00:17:56.580 I don't want to inform on people.

00:17:58.860 I just, that to me, that whole world is not, I don't like that world.

00:18:03.660 I don't want to live in that world.

00:18:04.720 I'd rather live in the world with some of the problems than this Orwellian nightmarish

00:18:10.220 world where like people are like, I can't say anything.

00:18:13.740 I'm afraid to have an opinion.

00:18:15.560 I'm afraid to meet somebody at this corner because both of the people it's named after

00:18:18.660 were racist. 0.61

00:18:19.640 Yeah.

00:18:20.100 It's just like, what are we doing?

00:18:21.960 Because then it's just people wandering around unable to meet at certain intersections

00:18:26.760 because they don't know what it means.

00:18:28.660 Or the weird guy who will only meet in front of the Robert E. Lee statue.

00:18:31.620 He's like, we're meeting in front of Lee.

00:18:34.380 You want to date me?

00:18:35.320 We meet in front of Lee and that's it.

00:18:37.840 We always meet in front of a Confederate monument.

00:18:40.280 Yeah.

00:18:40.800 Yeah.

00:18:41.020 It's weird, man.

00:18:42.380 Or just, yeah.

00:18:43.060 Or maybe like you add to the, now I think that would be even a better idea.

00:18:47.300 Yeah.

00:18:47.580 Add to the monument.

00:18:49.000 Yeah.

00:18:49.500 You know?

00:18:49.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:51.120 Do a Harriet Tubman kicking him in the face. 1.00

00:18:53.180 Yes. 0.99

00:18:53.620 Do a Harriet Tubman doing a scissor kick. 1.00

00:18:55.180 Do a Harriet Tubman sitting on the front of the horse. 0.99

00:18:57.500 Yeah.

00:18:58.220 Why not?

00:18:59.340 It's funny.

00:18:59.800 I think it's like in the absence of real solutions, people are like, hey, let's just take the

00:19:03.580 statue down.

00:19:04.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:04.800 You know, it's like, how about stopping police shooting black people? 0.98

00:19:07.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:08.540 Let's take the statue down.

00:19:10.000 Let's just take the statue.

00:19:11.040 How about stopping some of the issues in Hollywood, people getting abused or whatever?

00:19:15.700 Let's just take the sign down.

00:19:17.320 Let's just take the sign down.

00:19:19.140 That'll cure everything.

00:19:20.420 But see, that's where it's like, that to me would really make Hollywood, I think, if you

00:19:24.340 took the sign down.

00:19:25.460 Yeah.

00:19:25.700 Then Hollywood is going to be like, well, what do we have then?

00:19:29.040 Right.

00:19:29.320 What is the movement to take the Hollywood sign down?

00:19:32.260 I haven't heard about that.

00:19:33.400 Well, I'm sorry.

00:19:34.120 And Nick had it up a second ago.

00:19:35.320 And I, uh.

00:19:36.800 Wait a minute.

00:19:37.480 Can you go back to Indiana governor?

00:19:38.940 Wait a minute.

00:19:39.200 Hold on.

00:19:39.500 Go back to the Indiana governor says all people over the age of eight will face.

00:19:43.460 Wait a minute.

00:19:43.900 This is great.

00:19:44.820 What was that?

00:19:45.800 Indiana governor says all people over the age of eight will face a face mask mandate.

00:19:51.020 There are some nine-year-olds that are going to get thrown into paddy wagons and that's

00:19:55.200 in Indiana.

00:19:56.320 Oh, what are you?

00:19:57.160 Ten?

00:19:57.880 Yeah.

00:19:58.260 Get your mask on.

00:19:59.760 Yeah.

00:20:00.120 I love kids learning about government at nine, you know, being like, oh, I lose my freedoms

00:20:05.900 at nine.

00:20:06.680 So different, dude. 1.00

00:20:08.400 Damn. 1.00

00:20:09.140 And are these kids. 1.00

00:20:10.340 And I just wonder if the masks.

00:20:12.440 How are they going to develop their, their world?

00:20:18.960 It's going to be underdeveloped.

00:20:20.680 Yeah.

00:20:21.140 I mean, we're headed.

00:20:22.700 I mean, underdeveloped.

00:20:24.860 I mean, we're heading to a scary place.

00:20:26.900 I'm all for like, yeah, wear the mask, keep people safe, whatever.

00:20:30.080 But I just think there's something hilarious about the, like this weird age of like eight.

00:20:35.840 Yeah.

00:20:36.480 This like meaningless distinction.

00:20:38.020 That's when they know.

00:20:38.960 Eight.

00:20:39.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:39.600 It's like, if you're nine, you better have your shit together. 0.99

00:20:42.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:20:42.840 You better have your shit together at nine. 0.99

00:20:45.840 It's almost like the 1800s. 1.00

00:20:46.740 It's like the fricking 1800s again. 0.71

00:20:47.840 Yeah. 0.69

00:20:48.100 Yeah.

00:20:48.420 You're going to serve in a war.

00:20:50.400 The Hollywood sign, it says right here, the Hollywood sign has been through some stuff.

00:20:56.400 It said on there.

00:20:58.340 Did you have an art?

00:20:59.000 Was there something?

00:20:59.780 I haven't.

00:21:00.240 There was one tweet.

00:21:02.080 Oh, that's it?

00:21:03.000 It had 33 likes.

00:21:05.160 It had a blue check mark.

00:21:05.800 These are people that are on the right that are going, if you're going to take down Jefferson

00:21:09.580 Washington, we're going to take down a Hollywood sign.

00:21:12.820 So this is what happens.

00:21:14.160 It just becomes.

00:21:15.760 And to me, that makes sense.

00:21:17.440 I get it.

00:21:18.380 And that's when you start to look, because that's what I feel like it's like, you have

00:21:22.660 to, that's smart ball to me.

00:21:25.500 Yeah.

00:21:25.780 If you are on the right or if you are, it's like, well, what about the, the, you know,

00:21:31.760 the obvious, you know, the, the me too. 0.99

00:21:35.020 So what about all the shit that goes on in Hollywood? 0.99

00:21:36.980 A hundred percent. 1.00

00:21:37.520 It's a deviant place.

00:21:38.680 A hundred percent.

00:21:39.140 It's awesome.

00:21:39.880 A hundred percent.

00:21:40.640 Yeah.

00:21:40.700 But it's risque deviancy.

00:21:42.040 Yeah.

00:21:42.400 There's lots of long established problems.

00:21:46.780 Yeah.

00:21:47.340 Power dynamic issues here.

00:21:48.940 Oh yeah.

00:21:49.500 Um, but the whole thing is like I, when Jenny Slate, uh, apologized for doing the voice

00:21:54.440 of a mixed race character on Big Mouth.

00:21:55.860 Yeah.

00:21:56.060 I saw that.

00:21:56.480 I did this whole thing on my podcast as a joke where I was like, it's not enough that

00:22:00.480 she's stepping down because her apology is very creepy, right?

00:22:03.800 People, I was like, why, why does she, Jenny Slate from everything I know about her is probably 1.00

00:22:08.200 not like a racist, right?

00:22:09.980 Why is she coming out to like confess? 0.97

00:22:12.740 She's like, I've erased black people. 1.00

00:22:14.680 I cannot believe. 0.97

00:22:15.840 And it was very weird.

00:22:16.720 Like she felt she had to come out and give this big explanation.

00:22:19.580 It was very weird.

00:22:20.580 So I just said, you know, to counter the insanity of that, I said, that's not enough.

00:22:24.940 She should go to jail. 0.84

00:22:25.920 Yeah.

00:22:26.280 She should be in jail. 0.77

00:22:27.560 You know, I think she should go to jail. 1.00

00:22:29.360 I saw this every day.

00:22:30.700 Jenny Slate is not in jail.

00:22:32.060 I will speak out.

00:22:32.900 Yeah.

00:22:33.100 And that's the whole thing because I said, it's not enough.

00:22:35.440 So this is what you kind of do when people go woke.

00:22:39.040 You just go further, right?

00:22:42.060 You go, you go wide awoke.

00:22:43.800 Yeah.

00:22:44.120 Yeah.

00:22:44.480 You go real.

00:22:45.520 Yeah.

00:22:45.740 Wide awoke.

00:22:46.280 You go insomnia.

00:22:47.200 Yeah.

00:22:47.320 You go put her in jail.

00:22:48.580 Yeah.

00:22:49.180 Put her in jail.

00:22:50.200 It's not enough.

00:22:51.100 And who are her parents?

00:22:52.040 Where are they living at?

00:22:52.740 And where are they?

00:22:53.420 Let's share their, we're burning that house. 1.00

00:22:55.440 You raised a racist. 0.99

00:22:57.320 Yeah. 0.81

00:22:57.540 Get them.

00:22:58.260 Let's share their information. 1.00

00:22:59.800 And what that's supposed to do is make people go, oh yeah, this is stupid. 1.00

00:23:03.200 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:03.480 But as a matter of fact, you get people on Twitter going, I don't think she should go to jail.

00:23:07.600 And then some people go, maybe like a re-education.

00:23:11.640 They're like, yeah, maybe like some type of re-education or something, but not jail.

00:23:16.120 Next thing you know, she has to take 40 hours of student driving from an African-American instructor. 1.00

00:23:20.880 Yeah.

00:23:21.120 What's great is like, I'm like, oh, you're almost there.

00:23:23.340 Like you're almost at my crazy example.

00:23:25.480 Right.

00:23:25.700 You're almost at, let's put her in jail. 1.00

00:23:27.560 Yeah.

00:23:28.000 That's what you see when you tweet something crazy and the responses are like, yeah, that

00:23:31.820 might make some sense.

00:23:33.140 You're like, what?

00:23:34.660 Yeah.

00:23:34.920 I tweeted the other day and I said, I walked into a grocery store and they told me to wear

00:23:39.500 a mask.

00:23:39.980 I took it off.

00:23:41.420 I didn't have a mask on.

00:23:42.840 I faked a seizure.

00:23:43.720 And then I ran around the store called this screaming.

00:23:47.440 The storm is coming.

00:23:48.600 And a lot of people on Twitter were like, good for you, man.

00:23:51.360 I wish I could have seen that like dead serious.

00:23:53.780 Like, yeah, you show them.

00:23:55.580 I'm like, yeah, I was, I didn't do any of that.

00:23:57.520 Right.

00:23:57.740 But people are like, yeah, you show them.

00:23:59.420 People are ready.

00:24:00.040 Well, people are looking also for anything that's against the norm.

00:24:05.260 So that's another reason why I think a lot of what you say really kind of stands out like

00:24:08.340 a lot of times because it's like, also, I think you're finding like a seam of humor in

00:24:12.660 this where sometimes I forget to like, just be light about like, just like joke around about

00:24:18.340 stuff.

00:24:18.880 Well, cause like you watch these shows now that are like, you know, Ellen and Fallon,

00:24:23.300 they're all at their kitchen tables.

00:24:24.740 Yeah.

00:24:25.200 Like Jimmy Kimmel's in his living room and you're like, what's going on?

00:24:29.300 It's weird.

00:24:30.440 And then they're interviewing people and they're interviewing celebrities and they're talking

00:24:35.000 about movies coming out.

00:24:36.400 And you're like, this is so dystopian.

00:24:38.680 Yeah.

00:24:38.880 Like it's so disconnected from the reality that I think people just want anybody, whether

00:24:44.320 you're crazy or not.

00:24:45.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:46.320 To talk about something that's actually going on.

00:24:49.140 Right.

00:24:49.600 The reality.

00:24:50.220 Something that's actually happening.

00:24:56.180 Do you think that, uh, would this be a tough time?

00:25:00.520 You think like, cause you're a, you're a gay man, right? 0.99

00:25:03.400 Yeah. 0.93

00:25:03.900 So if you're a gay man, would it be? 0.72

00:25:06.160 What if I said no? 0.73

00:25:06.680 What if I denied it?

00:25:07.520 Just went back.

00:25:08.220 It's like, absolutely.

00:25:09.760 No, I'll tell you this.

00:25:10.580 We've been praying that you will.

00:25:11.740 I sue you.

00:25:12.320 I sue you.

00:25:13.020 I get lawyers.

00:25:13.840 I'm like, this is crazy.

00:25:15.300 You might have to go to jail.

00:25:16.740 I do have new insurance.

00:25:18.260 I do have new insurance.

00:25:19.360 I'd love to use, but this is, uh, yeah, we've been praying you'll make it back.

00:25:24.360 We're trying.

00:25:25.220 Yeah.

00:25:25.500 We're trying.

00:25:26.160 If Hollywood offers me enough money, I'll do it.

00:25:29.560 I'll get a wife. 0.99

00:25:30.640 I'll get a fake wife. 1.00

00:25:31.540 That's a better life is to have like a fake wife. 1.00

00:25:34.200 Cause it's kind of fun. 0.54

00:25:35.240 I know dudes who are mad.

00:25:37.160 We all know dudes who are married to. 1.00

00:25:38.960 Oh yeah.

00:25:39.740 And you're like, all right, but it's fun.

00:25:41.820 Cause you got a partner in being in deceptive.

00:25:44.400 Right.

00:25:44.820 Like, I think that's kind of fun. 1.00

00:25:46.260 Like you and the wife wake up every day and you're like, all right, let's go fuck the 1.00

00:25:49.200 world over again. 1.00

00:25:50.140 Yeah.

00:25:50.400 Let's go convince the world.

00:25:51.600 This thing's real.

00:25:52.320 Yeah.

00:25:52.540 Let's rock.

00:25:53.040 Kind of fun.

00:25:54.040 It is.

00:25:54.460 That's kind of fun.

00:25:55.320 Like Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

00:25:56.320 Yeah.

00:25:56.740 Yeah.

00:25:57.060 You're like CIA agents, you know, and you just got to go out there and like, Hey, we got

00:26:01.120 this pretend life.

00:26:02.320 Let's go and rock with it.

00:26:03.660 Oh yeah.

00:26:04.280 I got to be at Libby's kindergarten play.

00:26:07.200 Love you, hon.

00:26:08.160 Yeah.

00:26:08.560 Love you, hon.

00:26:09.480 Come in for the kiss. 0.93

00:26:11.220 Do you ever think that there, do you ever meet women that are close on a, like there's

00:26:16.540 almost like a, cause sometimes I almost wonder if at a certain point that gay and straight

00:26:21.320 will almost be primitive descriptions of people.

00:26:24.300 It might be.

00:26:24.880 Yeah.

00:26:25.060 Like I know some of, there's a lot of forced stuff and like, you know, and people like

00:26:29.080 in this place now where they don't know or they, you know, and people are just.

00:26:33.020 I think sex will be primitive.

00:26:34.240 I think people are on so many SSRIs. 0.76

00:26:36.120 They can't even come.

00:26:36.980 And I mean, it can't get dicks hard. 0.98

00:26:38.720 I mean, just crazy. 0.96

00:26:39.720 You look at a lot of these relationships.

00:26:41.100 You're like, there's no sex happening.

00:26:42.740 These people just hold each other's hand.

00:26:44.200 They softly cry.

00:26:45.700 They tweet about racism.

00:26:47.940 They adopt a dog together.

00:26:49.700 Uh, but you, you realize how sexual a lot of these relationships are.

00:26:53.320 You're like, a lot of this is probably just people that have massive anxiety laying next

00:26:58.080 to each other, having multiple panic attacks, and then someone's strong enough to go make

00:27:03.440 a cup of like non-caffeinated tea.

00:27:05.680 But if you ever come during a tough panic attack, bro, it's almost good.

00:27:09.760 Is that the move?

00:27:10.540 Yeah.

00:27:10.760 Okay.

00:27:11.020 Is that the move?

00:27:12.120 But no, I think you're right.

00:27:13.040 I think, but I'm just wondering if at some point, do you think that we will get like,

00:27:18.920 like, well, I guess there's two things.

00:27:20.460 So one, do you ever meet a woman where you're like, oh, she's almost, there's some B, there's 0.88

00:27:25.560 something in her where it's like, oh, I could almost date that woman.

00:27:29.580 Yes.

00:27:30.340 Cause I'm just curious as to like the, so it's not as, as a hundred percent like black, like 1.00

00:27:35.680 there's a being inside of people.

00:27:37.480 Yeah.

00:27:37.740 There are women that I see that I'm, I, I'm like, maybe I could date that woman. 1.00

00:27:41.380 Oh, that's interesting.

00:27:42.120 You know, Whitney Cummings is a multimillionaire.

00:27:44.020 I go, maybe I could date her. 0.75

00:27:45.440 Oh yeah.

00:27:45.900 You know what I mean?

00:27:46.500 That's, there's something there.

00:27:48.000 How, how, do you think she'll ever take her? 0.99

00:27:49.760 Like just get to the point where she's got to, she's like, I'm taking my tits off. 1.00

00:27:53.440 This is too much, you know? 1.00

00:27:55.480 And I don't know if she'll do the tits off. 1.00

00:27:58.060 That's, I think she likes her tits, but I could see her evolving into a suit. 1.00

00:28:03.200 Like I could see her evolving. 0.99

00:28:04.220 Cause she just went short her hair. 1.00

00:28:05.280 Yeah, I could see her evolving into somewhat like an androgynous power suit where you see 1.00

00:28:10.800 her and you're just kind of afraid.

00:28:12.540 You don't know what's going to happen.

00:28:13.940 I could see her eventually being the husband of the doll of herself that she has.

00:28:20.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:21.660 It's very possible.

00:28:22.400 And I love you, Whitney, but you have to.

00:28:23.620 Yeah, no, I'm mad like her marrying the doll. 0.95

00:28:25.840 Yes. 0.91

00:28:26.400 Marrying the robot as the husband. 0.79

00:28:28.540 Yeah.

00:28:29.000 Yeah.

00:28:29.420 It could happen.

00:28:30.200 And I could almost see then, and that is when she will sell her greatest show ever,

00:28:35.060 which will be a new I Love Lucy.

00:28:37.360 Yes.

00:28:37.840 Where she is now kind of identifying as male and she's married her robot. 0.72

00:28:43.720 Yeah.

00:28:43.980 And to feel something, they go out into.

00:28:46.280 What do you mean Hollywood's sick?

00:28:48.140 What is everyone talking about?

00:28:49.880 And to feel something, they go out into her yard and watch a couple of her $2 million giraffes talk. 0.92

00:28:57.440 You know, she'll have a safari before the end.

00:29:00.920 I'm waiting for her to go full safari because she hated Tiger King.

00:29:04.140 She was mad at Tiger King.

00:29:05.620 It's like, Whitney, enough. 1.00

00:29:07.000 But she's going to go full safari and then just be like, fuck it. 1.00

00:29:10.680 The animals are happier in captivity and that's it. 1.00

00:29:14.060 I want to work at the safari.

00:29:15.380 Yeah, I want to watch her walk around with a gun and just like just putting the gun on the tiger 0.99

00:29:20.620 and then he just like cowers and go, man, you've made a full 180 from animal rights advocate

00:29:26.300 to just having your own safari.

00:29:28.200 She'll become Carol Baskin.

00:29:29.960 Yeah. 0.85

00:29:30.160 She'll be like these animals.

00:29:31.400 Look at her.

00:29:31.760 Yeah.

00:29:32.200 Baskin right here.

00:29:33.320 Yeah.

00:29:34.260 I mean, this is wild.

00:29:36.320 She's got a ranch with animals. 1.00

00:29:38.780 I mean, it's wild.

00:29:39.620 Yeah, it's wild.

00:29:40.500 Bro, it's very, yeah, it's very white Africa that she's running. 0.91

00:29:45.800 In a weird way.

00:29:46.640 She told me a story.

00:29:47.940 She kept bringing back this cat to this animal hospital and she's like, you got to fix this cat.

00:29:52.940 They're like, this cat's trying to die.

00:29:54.460 Like he's trying to run away.

00:29:55.720 They run away to die.

00:29:56.860 Yeah.

00:29:57.160 You keep bringing him in. 0.99

00:29:58.200 You're fucking him up. 1.00

00:29:59.040 Right. 1.00

00:29:59.400 Like this poor cat would just leave someone's house in West Hollywood trying to die.

00:30:02.680 Yeah.

00:30:02.980 She's driving home by the comedy store. 0.99

00:30:05.040 She keeps scooping this motherfucker up and bringing him to the animal hospital. 1.00

00:30:08.340 They keep going, let him die. 1.00

00:30:09.820 Why are you getting involved?

00:30:11.160 Can you imagine this poor cat?

00:30:12.300 She's like, I just want to die. 1.00

00:30:13.260 And this crazy bitch keeps picking me up in her Tesla and driving me to some hospital. 1.00

00:30:18.380 Haven't you read the cat's tweets? 1.00

00:30:20.160 Yeah.

00:30:20.540 She's bringing him in.

00:30:21.300 She's like, make a robot version of this cat right now so that he can live forever. 0.86

00:30:26.340 The animal hospital is like, what?

00:30:27.900 She's like, here's a hundred grand.

00:30:29.240 I want a robot cat in an hour.

00:30:31.920 God, she's hot though. 1.00

00:30:33.000 I will say that.

00:30:33.780 She's going to be the worst ending to that whole part.

00:30:37.740 She's going to be so mad. 1.00

00:30:39.840 She's an attractive woman. 1.00

00:30:41.120 God love her.

00:30:43.200 And this is why, yeah.

00:30:44.280 And this is why I need help, Whitney.

00:30:45.800 Yeah.

00:30:46.340 This is why I need help.

00:30:47.160 But I will say this.

00:30:48.100 Anytime I talk to her, she tries to get me to adopt like a very rare animal.

00:30:52.200 Yeah.

00:30:52.540 Interesting.

00:30:52.820 Like, I don't think I'm ready for like an owl or like a Shetland pony.

00:30:56.660 You know what I'm saying?

00:30:57.420 She's like, why don't you adopt an owl?

00:31:00.160 I live in a one bedroom apartment.

00:31:01.620 I don't think.

00:31:02.200 She's like, you know what you need?

00:31:03.760 You need an owl.

00:31:05.740 She's like, do you have a stand up shower you're not using?

00:31:07.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:08.500 I love that she goes to war with like the animal rights, like those tiger king people 1.00

00:31:13.200 on Instagram all the time.

00:31:14.600 Yeah.

00:31:15.140 Like I'll look at one of their Instagrams.

00:31:16.700 It'll be some guy with a tiger and it's like three comments down as Whitney coming to be

00:31:19.500 like, you know what this is doing to the animal.

00:31:22.440 You know, I'm like, she's very probably right statue of her.

00:31:25.880 Put it up in Kalamazoo.

00:31:26.760 She's very, she has that Ulysses S. Grant of Animalia kind of. 0.97

00:31:30.020 Yeah.

00:31:30.240 She really wants them to be saved.

00:31:32.180 Here's the thing with animals.

00:31:33.320 I respect them. 0.99

00:31:34.100 I've never given a shit. 0.99

00:31:35.540 Right. 0.99

00:31:35.900 Like I've never been like that deeply.

00:31:38.580 Well, we used to watch them.

00:31:39.620 I don't want them being tortured, but.

00:31:41.380 Buddy of mine had a dog. 1.00

00:31:42.360 He'd take it to the dog park and it would fuck every dog in there. 1.00

00:31:44.800 Really? 0.99

00:31:44.980 And we used to get high and we were young and go over there and watch it.

00:31:47.400 Oh, that's fun.

00:31:48.400 Do work, bro.

00:31:49.280 See, that's fun.

00:31:50.460 Yeah, that's.

00:31:51.280 And then it was easier too to talk to women because your dog's over there. 1.00

00:31:53.940 Of course.

00:31:54.440 They're like, oh, this guy.

00:31:55.300 They're getting into it.

00:31:56.160 Yeah.

00:31:56.540 They're like, look at that.

00:31:57.240 They're like, if his dog can do that, what can this guy do?

00:31:59.400 Yeah.

00:31:59.780 Yeah.

00:31:59.960 You know?

00:32:00.260 I like that.

00:32:00.700 Then you roll up with the erectile dysfunction, which is my big get out of jail free card.

00:32:05.400 But that's why it's hard to meet to a guy with ED, you know?

00:32:09.100 Yeah.

00:32:09.620 It's very tough.

00:32:10.600 That's tough.

00:32:11.740 They're like, Theo did this.

00:32:12.680 I'm like, oh, wow.

00:32:13.580 I would love to have done that.

00:32:15.380 Yeah.

00:32:15.600 Yeah.

00:32:15.860 Yeah.

00:32:16.060 Yeah.

00:32:16.540 That's not medically possible.

00:32:18.460 You have a doctor.

00:32:19.300 You have a doctor writing you a letter like a kid showing up to school with a doctor's

00:32:23.480 note.

00:32:24.040 You're like, yeah, I have a doctor's note.

00:32:25.820 That's not even possible.

00:32:26.960 I couldn't have even done that.

00:32:28.700 Yeah.

00:32:28.920 Sorry.

00:32:29.940 I wish I could have.

00:32:31.060 Yeah.

00:32:32.380 But no, I just thought that was interesting.

00:32:33.880 Yeah.

00:32:34.020 If there's like a time where you can like sometimes even with women, you're like, oh, that woman 1.00

00:32:38.220 I could.

00:32:39.080 There's women out there that I go. 1.00

00:32:41.260 Sure.

00:32:41.580 I think there's certain people that are so good looking.

00:32:43.780 You're like, why not?

00:32:45.500 You know what I mean?

00:32:46.340 I'm sure that happens.

00:32:47.300 I'm sure that's somewhat common.

00:32:49.920 Is a straight man.

00:32:51.080 I thought about this is a straight man.

00:32:53.220 Yeah. 0.95

00:32:53.480 Like, is that the hottest chick that a gay guy could get? 0.99

00:32:58.940 I guess so. 0.99

00:33:00.160 Yeah.

00:33:01.260 I mean, it depends.

00:33:02.340 Because to straight guys, there's like hot.

00:33:04.200 There's always like chicks. 1.00

00:33:05.180 You're like, oh, I'm never getting that chick. 0.96

00:33:07.820 The idea of anything that's like, you know, you're turning a straight guy.

00:33:12.180 Yeah.

00:33:12.440 People, that's like a fantasy that people have.

00:33:15.160 But here's the thing.

00:33:16.560 If you do that, are they straight?

00:33:18.940 Right.

00:33:19.260 That's the other thing. 0.99

00:33:20.500 Like, there's a lot of people out there that are like, yeah, I fucked a straight guy. 0.98

00:33:23.500 It's like, yeah, maybe not. 0.99

00:33:25.760 Maybe not.

00:33:27.000 Right.

00:33:27.100 Maybe they weren't being honest with you.

00:33:29.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:29.200 You fucked a liar. 1.00

00:33:30.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:30.620 You fucked someone who's claiming to be straight, but it's like, yeah, I don't like, I've met 1.00

00:33:36.240 guys and they've been like, yeah, I've never been out on a date with a guy before. 0.99

00:33:38.280 I'm like, that's a lie.

00:33:39.680 Yeah.

00:33:40.120 I'm not the guy that brings you into homosexuality.

00:33:43.140 Yeah.

00:33:43.340 You've been here.

00:33:44.240 Yeah.

00:33:44.340 I'm not the gateway drug.

00:33:45.500 I'm not the guy.

00:33:45.960 Yeah.

00:33:46.060 I'm not weed.

00:33:47.100 I'm not like Taylor Lautner.

00:33:48.420 Who's like, you're like, let's give it a shot.

00:33:50.180 I'm like, you've been down the road a little bit here.

00:33:53.500 If you're going out with me, you've been down the road.

00:33:56.240 You've had some experiences.

00:33:57.980 You don't go straight to like meth.

00:34:00.620 You know, you hung out in some college party, smoked a little weed, then lost your job

00:34:05.140 and decided, you know what?

00:34:06.200 I want to taste glass in my lungs.

00:34:08.640 Yeah.

00:34:09.260 No, there's, there's, yeah, I'm not the gateway drug.

00:34:12.380 I'm not like the fun party drug.

00:34:14.140 No.

00:34:14.560 So I think that the people, yeah, obviously it's a legit straight guy where you're like,

00:34:19.400 whoa, this guy's legit straight.

00:34:20.660 I think a lot of people are fibbing.

00:34:22.740 Right.

00:34:23.120 Especially in Hollywood.

00:34:24.120 I think they're lying.

00:34:25.380 Yeah.

00:34:25.820 Yeah.

00:34:26.000 Now, do you think there's also, now we talk about drug induced homosexuality a lot on this 0.59

00:34:29.980 podcast.

00:34:30.360 Sure.

00:34:30.620 Okay.

00:34:31.440 And do you believe in that?

00:34:34.020 Um, that as a certain, I believe in drug induced drug addiction.

00:34:37.900 Right.

00:34:38.580 So I believe that you will do, I believe that you will do things to get drugs.

00:34:43.600 Right. 0.64

00:34:43.900 But do you think though that people will get fucked up enough that at a certain point, like 0.90

00:34:48.320 at 10 o'clock, everybody's having beers. 0.99

00:34:50.760 Nobody's gay. 1.00

00:34:51.460 At 1 AM when, you know, somebody has an eight ball of Coke in them, suddenly two guys are 0.76

00:34:57.980 gay out of the group. 0.59

00:34:59.020 And you're like, oh, this is, it might be that, or it might be two guys love Coke.

00:35:02.420 Right.

00:35:02.720 Like, I, like in that tiger King thing, those guys weren't gay.

00:35:06.100 Right.

00:35:06.540 They, they went with women right after that. 0.98

00:35:09.820 That was their, he was their supplier of drugs.

00:35:12.480 I see. 1.00

00:35:12.780 And then after that, they were like, yeah, I want to fuck women. 1.00

00:35:15.160 So they engaged in gay activities to get drugs. 1.00

00:35:19.140 Um, I don't know. 0.71

00:35:20.320 I'm not a doctor. 0.65

00:35:20.960 Is it possible that if you're doing drugs, you start to be like, it's easier to be gay. 0.78

00:35:25.600 Yeah. 0.51

00:35:25.920 But it's easier to be anything, right?

00:35:28.140 When you're on drugs, it's easier to be anything.

00:35:30.080 Like when I used to drink, I thought I had money.

00:35:32.180 I didn't have any money, but I was drunk.

00:35:34.440 So I thought, I was like, oh, it's easier to be rich.

00:35:36.900 I'm rich.

00:35:38.120 Here's money.

00:35:39.360 Dinner's on me.

00:35:40.300 I was like, it's so easy to be rich.

00:35:42.160 I don't have any money.

00:35:42.920 Then you saw a brother, you go, I don't actually have money, but when I'm drunk, I feel like

00:35:47.880 I have money.

00:35:48.520 Yeah.

00:35:48.840 So you act like you have money.

00:35:50.540 I see.

00:35:51.060 Yeah.

00:35:51.640 So yeah.

00:35:52.020 So yeah.

00:35:52.560 Drug induced, anything could happen.

00:35:54.380 Anything could happen.

00:35:55.300 Yeah.

00:35:55.480 Yeah.

00:35:56.260 Especially the drugs that they have now, you know, like it's like the argument.

00:36:00.520 It's like bath salts.

00:36:02.220 It's like, is it easier to fight a pit bull when you're on bath salts?

00:36:06.680 The answer is yes.

00:36:08.380 You know, it's like, would that, but that person probably wasn't a complete stranger to that

00:36:14.340 type of behavior.

00:36:15.260 Right. 0.99

00:36:15.400 That person's probably choked a fucking Jack Russell before. 0.99

00:36:18.280 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:18.340 That person's probably drop kicked a cat or something.

00:36:21.120 Yeah.

00:36:21.340 And they just got really into like fighting pits.

00:36:24.180 You know, when they had.

00:36:27.040 Yeah.

00:36:27.360 So maybe for some people, it's them taking on a fear that they didn't know that they had.

00:36:30.860 That might be it.

00:36:31.800 Yeah.

00:36:32.060 Do you think some people view homosexuality as a fear?

00:36:34.740 Yeah, sure.

00:36:36.420 I think anybody, anytime you lose control of your image, you're scared.

00:36:41.040 So when you say you're a gay person, when you say you're a political, like if somebody says

00:36:46.680 I'm a conservative or I'm a liberal or I'm a socialist or I'm gay or I'm a vegan, all

00:36:52.600 of a sudden you lose control of your image.

00:36:54.160 You lose control of your individuality because that group is associated with all kinds of

00:36:59.000 things.

00:36:59.340 Some of them are great.

00:37:00.180 Some of them aren't.

00:37:00.800 So the minute that people view you as a member of a group.

00:37:05.420 Oh, scary.

00:37:06.300 And if people lose their ability to like manage their own image and then people like, oh, 0.98

00:37:12.540 well, you're a gay. 0.95

00:37:13.100 Are you like this? 1.00

00:37:14.200 Are you going to act like this or whatever?

00:37:16.020 You know?

00:37:16.800 So I think the fear is the stigma that's attached to that group.

00:37:21.880 Okay.

00:37:22.140 So for a while, there's a stigma attached to homosexuality and I'm sure there still is 1.00

00:37:25.880 in many parts of the country and everywhere.

00:37:27.480 So the stigma, people fear that.

00:37:31.600 Do you feel like you get hit on by more Mexican men or?

00:37:36.660 Probably on the apps.

00:37:38.520 I don't really answer a lot of the app things, but yeah.

00:37:40.240 I could see that though.

00:37:40.920 Yeah.

00:37:41.300 I do well with like Mexicans.

00:37:44.700 I don't go out with Mexicans. 1.00

00:37:46.500 That white delight, I bet they hit on them. 1.00

00:37:48.240 Yeah.

00:37:48.760 And I'm not racist, but I just don't ever like, I never.

00:37:52.760 Oh, really?

00:37:53.360 Yeah.

00:37:53.720 No, I just, you know what it is?

00:37:54.700 I feel like a Mexican man would be easy to date kind of, you know, especially because 0.99

00:37:57.280 there's a language barrier.

00:37:58.780 I've gone out with Spanish guys.

00:37:59.860 I don't know actually, like when you say Mexican, I think of like some guy.

00:38:04.600 Like a 5'4"?

00:38:05.440 Just a guy in a truck.

00:38:07.200 Okay.

00:38:07.540 A dude in a truck who doesn't speak English.

00:38:09.420 Like Steve Trevino kind of?

00:38:10.680 That's a racist thing.

00:38:12.100 But I've never been out with, I think with an official 100% Mexican guy.

00:38:16.040 Right.

00:38:16.400 But I've gone out with guys that were Hispanic.

00:38:17.940 But a lot of guys hit on me that are like from other parts of the world.

00:38:22.180 Wow.

00:38:22.660 Yeah. 0.96

00:38:22.880 White people don't, are not into it. 0.99

00:38:24.820 Interesting.

00:38:25.280 Interesting.

00:38:25.560 Yeah.

00:38:26.120 I think I'm the symbol of, I think a bigger white guy is a symbol of prosperity to other

00:38:31.760 races.

00:38:31.960 Ooh, I could see that.

00:38:33.000 Yeah.

00:38:33.200 So I think, I think.

00:38:34.900 Cause you come, yeah, they're used to seeing you come to their country to like get to date, 0.92

00:38:38.260 to date and look for sex. 0.94

00:38:40.140 Yeah. 0.94

00:38:40.440 They're like, oh, this is the guy who comes down for sex tourism.

00:38:44.740 Let's just get him now. 0.54

00:38:46.760 Yeah.

00:38:46.880 Let's just, let's just steal his wallet now.

00:38:49.400 This is the guy who, who shows up on the train and looks around a little bit and nods

00:38:53.740 and taps his cane on the ground.

00:38:55.300 This is the guy who goes to the Philippines for the food.

00:38:57.400 So let's just rob him now.

00:38:59.680 Let's just take his money now. 0.68

00:39:01.580 And he doesn't have to buy the flight.

00:39:03.780 Dude, that's crazy.

00:39:05.000 Yeah.

00:39:05.140 You almost, you look like.

00:39:07.480 Yeah.

00:39:07.720 Like I look like a guy who goes.

00:39:09.900 You're like an FDR's grandson kind of.

00:39:11.860 I look like a guy that will go, you know, the, the, the Eli Roth, the hostile, that movie.

00:39:15.880 I look like a guy who goes to Bratislava and who wants to just saw people in half and then

00:39:21.060 just goes back to his bank job and just sit back on the golf course, just hitting balls.

00:39:25.600 Just like, yeah, I went away.

00:39:27.300 We, there's a great little spot.

00:39:28.600 You can go and just saw people's limbs off.

00:39:30.580 Great tacos.

00:39:31.620 Yeah.

00:39:31.940 Good tacos.

00:39:32.860 A lot of fun.

00:39:33.920 So I think those people see me and they're like, oh good. 0.79

00:39:36.060 You know, fat white guy, maybe prosperous. 0.94

00:39:39.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:39.800 Yeah.

00:39:40.220 I could.

00:39:40.460 Yeah.

00:39:40.580 That's totally wild.

00:39:41.480 Yeah.

00:39:41.580 You seem like the guy who made like the monopoly that old guy, like his son, like kind of one

00:39:45.100 of his sons that went to like a nice school.

00:39:46.880 I look like a guy that didn't earn the money, but somehow I have it.

00:39:49.120 Yeah.

00:39:49.560 Like I didn't earn it.

00:39:50.460 I didn't come up with the thing.

00:39:51.960 Yeah.

00:39:52.360 But like I'm Orville Redenbacher's great grandson.

00:39:55.200 Yeah.

00:39:55.680 And we just.

00:39:56.220 Lonnie Redenbacher.

00:39:57.180 Lonnie Redenbacher.

00:39:57.900 I just made my living popping corn and I just sit at the local bar and I'm real free with

00:40:02.480 my opinions and I've never earned a dollar in my life.

00:40:06.280 I've never earned an honest dollar in my life and I'm just living off popcorn money

00:40:10.960 from like four generations ago.

00:40:13.280 Oh man.

00:40:14.060 Yeah.

00:40:14.380 Great.

00:40:14.900 It's like being on your Twitter, dude.

00:40:16.120 Yeah.

00:40:16.600 It's so good.

00:40:17.780 That's what I, that's what I look like.

00:40:19.080 Yeah.

00:40:19.540 But again, you can't control your image.

00:40:21.420 Right.

00:40:21.720 I just look racist.

00:40:23.120 Yeah.

00:40:23.300 I look like a.

00:40:24.360 You think so?

00:40:24.960 Yeah.

00:40:25.540 I look like a cop who shot a toddler.

00:40:27.780 Ooh.

00:40:28.340 Yeah.

00:40:29.000 You know?

00:40:29.280 But you look like the cop that are like, whoa, how'd this guy get on?

00:40:31.720 Like this guy.

00:40:32.600 Yeah.

00:40:32.620 How'd he get on the force?

00:40:33.420 Yeah.

00:40:33.600 How'd he, like if you've been on the force for eight years, it's like, oh yeah, he's

00:40:36.720 been on the force for eight years.

00:40:37.620 Right.

00:40:37.820 But if he just got on the force, how did it even happen?

00:40:40.460 Yeah.

00:40:40.800 How did it even happen?

00:40:42.420 Who did he bribe to get here?

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00:45:09.720 We've got a question that came in right here for you.

00:45:12.040 Uh-oh.

00:45:12.380 Hey, Tim.

00:45:20.740 How's the dieting going?

00:45:24.980 Oh, that's the question.

00:45:26.440 Okay.

00:45:27.420 It's a struggle.

00:45:29.160 It's a challenge.

00:45:30.060 Do you diet?

00:45:30.780 I go on and off.

00:45:31.940 It's a struggle and a challenge.

00:45:33.500 Because I saw you at a restaurant the other day?

00:45:34.520 Remember, I saw you.

00:45:35.100 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:36.320 Which I shouldn't have said that, but.

00:45:37.380 No, but that's okay.

00:45:38.120 That was not a diet day.

00:45:40.040 Yeah.

00:45:40.460 I try.

00:45:41.340 It's hard.

00:45:42.500 Because guys like Joe Rogan have all this discipline.

00:45:45.040 And it's just hard.

00:45:46.340 Well, Jocko Willink has a book.

00:45:47.780 Yeah, he's got a lot of discipline too.

00:45:49.780 Discipline equals freedom.

00:45:50.960 Discipline equals freedom.

00:45:51.780 Yeah.

00:45:52.220 That's what Nick always says to me.

00:45:52.960 And I don't do it.

00:45:54.500 But I hear him say it.

00:45:55.660 I get it.

00:45:55.900 I get it.

00:45:56.860 But also, freedom equals freedom.

00:45:59.340 Yeah.

00:46:00.920 Hey, Jocko.

00:46:02.660 Counterpoint.

00:46:03.460 I know that somebody came up with that title for you at your publishing company.

00:46:06.280 But Counterpoint.

00:46:07.640 Freedom is also freedom.

00:46:09.140 Yeah.

00:46:09.280 What do you, do you find?

00:46:11.580 Sorry.

00:46:12.240 What's the tough.

00:46:12.780 I have a better argument than that, Jocko.

00:46:14.860 What's the toughest part of dieting you think for you?

00:46:17.900 Not eating.

00:46:20.580 Is it a certain time of day?

00:46:23.060 I mean.

00:46:24.080 Because at eight o'clock, I get into this thing like I deserve a treat.

00:46:27.700 Correct.

00:46:28.540 That's how I get.

00:46:29.540 Here's the real problem.

00:46:30.960 There's not too many things in the world that make you happy.

00:46:33.520 Right.

00:46:33.720 That's just really what it is.

00:46:35.520 There's not that many things in the world that make you happy.

00:46:38.180 Yeah.

00:46:38.680 Guns.

00:46:39.320 Mysteries.

00:46:40.140 Whatever it is.

00:46:41.380 What else?

00:46:42.040 There's not a ton out there.

00:46:44.220 So food is a thing that it just triggers my response.

00:46:47.120 Finding something.

00:46:47.780 It's like a drug.

00:46:49.100 And it's like my parents, when I was young, they just set me on that course of like, oh,

00:46:53.160 you did something good.

00:46:53.820 Here's ice cream.

00:46:54.520 Oh, wow.

00:46:55.120 You did something good.

00:46:56.120 We're going to go to pizza.

00:46:56.520 And they just put it in your hand or something?

00:46:57.980 Or what would they do?

00:46:58.400 Yeah, they would just put a scoop of ice cream in my hand while I laid in bed and I would

00:47:02.020 just eat it as I fell asleep.

00:47:03.900 No.

00:47:04.700 And they would just take me to eat because we didn't have that much money.

00:47:08.340 And the only luxury was like, let's get a fun food.

00:47:11.200 Let's go to pizza.

00:47:11.840 It wasn't like, let's take a vacation.

00:47:13.500 Right.

00:47:13.920 It wasn't like we're buying you a car.

00:47:15.560 Oh, that's a good point.

00:47:16.120 It's like, let's go to a nice dinner.

00:47:17.560 Food is the only luxury for people that don't have a lot of money.

00:47:20.180 That's a good point.

00:47:20.680 It's a reality.

00:47:21.460 Let's go get pizzas.

00:47:22.600 Yeah.

00:47:22.760 Let's go.

00:47:23.160 Yeah.

00:47:23.280 We couldn't go to like the big water park.

00:47:24.960 Let's go to the.

00:47:25.660 Yeah.

00:47:26.360 Yeah.

00:47:26.600 Let's go cook over by the river or cook outdoors.

00:47:29.180 Your family, I imagine, was like, let's deep fry a dog or something, you know, but let's

00:47:32.540 just get a good.

00:47:33.380 Let's grill something.

00:47:34.360 Let's have a little bit of swan or something.

00:47:35.740 Yeah.

00:47:36.160 A little bit of swan.

00:47:38.260 Well, dude, I had a cousin that moved.

00:47:39.360 Let's have a little bit of swan. 0.99

00:47:41.100 I had a cousin that ended up working by the damn golf course. 1.00

00:47:44.080 And so, dude, one time he comes home with two fucking swans, bro. 1.00

00:47:47.080 Oh, they're good? 0.99

00:47:48.340 Yeah, that's not great, is it?

00:47:49.860 They weren't bad.

00:47:51.020 Interesting.

00:47:51.480 I was young, though.

00:47:52.580 Swan isn't for a kid.

00:47:54.040 Swan's not for everyone.

00:47:55.360 No.

00:47:55.900 It's a majestic creature.

00:47:57.360 Well, it's an adult meat.

00:47:58.100 Something about eating a swan.

00:47:59.520 It's an adult meat.

00:48:00.300 Yeah, it's an adult meat.

00:48:01.560 Here's a guy, obviously, who's looking to date.

00:48:04.400 This guy looks like he's in trouble.

00:48:06.640 This guy looks like he didn't answer a contact tracing call.

00:48:10.460 He's infected 38 people.

00:48:12.100 Hey, Mr. Dylan, huge fan.

00:48:17.140 Mr. Vaughn, long-time listener, watcher, first-time caller and communicator.

00:48:22.380 Pardon my back mullet.

00:48:24.200 I don't have a top mullet, but I got a little back hair mullet.

00:48:26.200 You got that heat coming in.

00:48:27.200 Anyway, I got a crazy question for Mr. Dylan.

00:48:29.580 What do you think about the assassin killing himself that shot the judge's son? 0.99

00:48:36.040 And this Ghislaine Maxwell shit's getting a little crazy on us. 0.99

00:48:39.540 Yeah, it's real creepy. 0.99

00:48:41.740 Yeah.

00:48:42.260 So let's get into it.

00:48:42.960 First, let's just establish that Epstein, you believe Epstein was a pedophile.

00:48:47.140 I'm just saying, let's just establish some ground.

00:48:52.500 Who are you working for?

00:48:53.700 Wait a minute, hold on.

00:48:54.860 What?

00:48:57.500 Yes, I will take the controversial stance that I believe Epstein is a pedophile.

00:49:01.860 Okay.

00:49:02.260 You heard it here.

00:49:02.980 Okay.

00:49:03.500 And you think Ghislaine was his runner?

00:49:08.440 Yeah, I think that's pretty well established.

00:49:10.100 I think Ms. Maxwell was involved in some lurid and inappropriate activities. 1.00

00:49:14.220 But as Trump would say, I wish her well.

00:49:15.980 Because that's the way rich people talk.

00:49:18.500 Rich people, every now and then rich people just become rich and they forget that they

00:49:23.260 have a job.

00:49:24.240 He forgot he was the president.

00:49:25.660 He was at a golf tee on Mar-a-Lago in his mind.

00:49:28.380 And he said what he would have said to some CEO that was next to him.

00:49:31.740 He'd go, yeah, I wish her well.

00:49:33.220 Because that's when you're like, yeah, my son, he got into it underage.

00:49:36.480 Real big problem.

00:49:37.320 He goes, I wish him well.

00:49:38.220 I wish him well, yeah.

00:49:38.860 And just, you know, watch this drive.

00:49:40.320 It's so different.

00:49:41.380 People don't understand also, yeah, that rich mindset.

00:49:43.720 They don't get it.

00:49:44.620 Like, it's just niceties and politeness.

00:49:46.760 Like Ghislaine got busted having a couple of chocolates she shouldn't have had, you

00:49:49.760 know?

00:49:50.080 Yeah.

00:49:50.340 They're just like, yeah, I wish her well.

00:49:52.480 Hey, man, just get out of my world with your problems.

00:49:58.120 I'm rich.

00:49:59.460 I want to be rich.

00:50:00.640 Ghislaine is rich.

00:50:01.940 So I wish her well. 0.93

00:50:03.520 If Ghislaine wasn't rich, it would be like, yeah, burn her. 1.00

00:50:07.080 I don't care. 0.99

00:50:07.860 Put her in a room and light her up. 0.95

00:50:09.620 But because she's rich, I don't want to see a member of my own class really bite the

00:50:14.380 bullet.

00:50:14.680 So I wish her well.

00:50:15.600 I hope she has to write a long apology letter to the girls and they put her back on a boat. 1.00

00:50:19.960 Yeah.

00:50:21.320 But yeah, this assassin was super weird.

00:50:24.320 The judge that was assigned to look into the money laundering at Deutsche Bank, a bunch of

00:50:28.920 investors at Deutsche Bank were like, hey, why are you letting Jeffrey Epstein and all

00:50:32.360 these people?

00:50:32.780 Why are you tolerating all these high risk clients?

00:50:35.280 Right.

00:50:35.820 So a bunch of investors at Deutsche Bank got mad at this. 0.99

00:50:38.660 And Deutsche Bank should have just sent out a letter and went, shut the fuck up. 0.99

00:50:41.440 Right. 0.99

00:50:41.700 We do what we want. 0.99

00:50:42.560 We're criminals, dummy. 0.97

00:50:43.640 What do you think goes on here? 0.99

00:50:45.300 We launder drug money and everything else.

00:50:47.580 We got narco traffickers, human traffickers. 1.00

00:50:49.500 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:50:50.600 You didn't care when you're returned. 1.00

00:50:52.280 You only care because it's the goddamn news, Cliff. 1.00

00:50:56.000 Hit him with a first name at the end. 1.00

00:50:58.140 Hit him with a first name. 0.96

00:50:59.360 Listen, Vance, you know what's going on. 1.00

00:51:01.820 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:51:02.960 So there were some banks, there's some investors, because I don't know all about it. 1.00

00:51:08.300 So there's some investors.

00:51:09.600 Yeah.

00:51:10.260 And they were all working with the same, a lot of shady people working with the same

00:51:13.380 bank.

00:51:13.640 Yeah, Deutsche Bank.

00:51:14.540 Okay.

00:51:14.820 And Deutsche Bank's like a lot of their executives end up killing themselves in Malibu.

00:51:18.240 It's super suspect because people in Malibu don't kill themselves.

00:51:21.160 They're happy.

00:51:21.640 Right.

00:51:21.800 That's why they're there. 0.99

00:51:22.360 People like me kill themselves. 0.99

00:51:22.980 Yeah.

00:51:23.500 So this idea that all these people in Malibu were like, I just can't do another day in the

00:51:28.340 thun. 0.92

00:51:28.720 I got to kill myself. 0.99

00:51:30.160 Deutsche Bank's involved in some weird stuff. 0.97

00:51:31.660 So Deutsche Bank.

00:51:33.540 And what is the Deutsche?

00:51:34.500 It's what?

00:51:35.600 German.

00:51:36.360 Okay.

00:51:36.800 Yeah.

00:51:37.440 So they are handling high risk clients like Jeffrey Epstein.

00:51:41.440 Okay.

00:51:41.940 And a bunch of investors like, hey, what are you doing here?

00:51:45.160 Why are you tolerating this level of risk?

00:51:46.780 Blah, blah, blah.

00:51:47.440 So they bring a class action suit against Deutsche Bank.

00:51:50.080 A judge gets assigned that suit.

00:51:52.300 Four days later, her son and her husband, a guy shows up in a FedEx suit.

00:51:56.040 Her son and her husband end up getting killed or her husband's not dead.

00:51:59.180 He's critically wounded.

00:51:59.940 Her son is dead.

00:52:00.820 And then the guy who does this goes and kills himself about an hour and a half later.

00:52:04.560 Now, supposedly this guy, this guy named Roy Hollander was a men's rights activist who

00:52:09.220 had actually called an opium Anthony and like argued with Jim Norton.

00:52:12.240 It's like a weird guy.

00:52:13.860 And he was the FedEx driver?

00:52:15.120 He was this, yeah.

00:52:15.900 Dressed up in a FedEx outfit.

00:52:17.620 Who's fake FedEx driver?

00:52:19.080 Fake FedEx.

00:52:19.440 Was he in a regular vehicle?

00:52:21.120 I imagine.

00:52:21.920 Yeah.

00:52:22.340 Oh my God. 0.99

00:52:23.100 And then he just goes and kills himself.

00:52:24.920 So what people are, what I am a little suspicious about is I'm like, is this guy actually the

00:52:30.320 guy who did it?

00:52:31.380 Is this guy, did he do it?

00:52:33.180 But did somebody like put him up to it?

00:52:34.760 Right.

00:52:35.240 Because this, you know, this is a crazy coincidence that this woman's child is now dead because

00:52:42.040 that is a crazy way to send a message.

00:52:43.880 Right.

00:52:44.340 Like, cause you're telling all the old judges like, Hey, you might want to gamble with

00:52:47.160 your life. 1.00

00:52:47.540 We'll kill your kids. 1.00

00:52:48.400 Right. 1.00

00:52:48.660 Like, we'll just kill everyone. 1.00

00:52:49.740 You know, like it is a crazy message. 0.98

00:52:52.620 And it makes you think about anytime somebody kills himself and they can't be asked any

00:52:55.760 questions, I get real.

00:52:57.300 Like, wait a minute, hold on what happened.

00:53:00.220 So it's entirely possible that this was some type of threat or, you know, a way to intimidate

00:53:08.040 or scare people that are in the case.

00:53:09.680 I don't know. 0.98

00:53:10.360 It's also possible that this guy is just a crazy guy that killed the judge.

00:53:13.300 I don't know, but it's worth looking into.

00:53:16.420 So have, has the judge responded after the killing?

00:53:19.560 Has the judge spoken?

00:53:21.420 Man suspected.

00:53:23.500 I mean, this is tragic.

00:53:24.860 20 year old kid.

00:53:25.560 Oh, it's heartbreaking.

00:53:26.600 And he was just at home doing what?

00:53:28.080 It's weird.

00:53:28.560 The guy's a men's rights activist.

00:53:29.740 He killed two men.

00:53:31.060 I'm like, that's makes me start thinking like, wait a minute.

00:53:33.020 What?

00:53:34.120 That's odd.

00:53:35.120 But it's also interesting.

00:53:36.380 A good place to go look for someone who would do something like this is someone who

00:53:40.720 repeatedly calls into a radio show.

00:53:43.560 But here's the thing.

00:53:44.380 And the people that want this done know that.

00:53:46.360 Right.

00:53:46.860 They know that.

00:53:47.540 Oh, of course. 0.95

00:53:48.040 They're like, this is where we find crazy people.

00:53:50.240 They know where to get the fun people.

00:53:52.740 Yeah.

00:53:53.140 This guy also 20 years ago worked for Kroll Securities, which is like an intelligent corporate

00:53:58.460 espionage, intelligence gathering, a major corporation.

00:54:02.440 He worked for a year in Russia handling intelligence gathering for Kroll.

00:54:06.880 So it's just odd.

00:54:07.820 Very Lee Harvey Oswald.

00:54:08.840 Yeah, it's a very weird like background for the guy to have, you know, here's a guy right

00:54:13.600 here who has an issue.

00:54:14.480 And this guy, I have a few issues.

00:54:17.660 Yeah.

00:54:18.740 What's going on?

00:54:19.820 My name is Miles.

00:54:20.620 Tim, I saw you at the stress factory in Bridgeport, Connecticut, and you said that I look like

00:54:25.680 I traffic children because I was wearing a suit.

00:54:28.460 So two questions.

00:54:29.200 One, would you like to retract that statement?

00:54:31.800 And two, do you think Glenn is going to make it to trial?

00:54:35.460 I don't.

00:54:36.380 Yeah. 0.98

00:54:36.560 Number one, let me retract that statement because now you look like a dirtbag who can't afford 0.98

00:54:40.200 anything. 0.95

00:54:41.460 You should have kept a suit on.

00:54:43.160 Well, he does have a Frisbee collection behind him.

00:54:45.380 Yeah.

00:54:45.660 Now you look like you traffic pizzas to people's homes for a living.

00:54:50.640 So that's what you look like now.

00:54:52.340 You look like you're trafficking for Papa John's, trafficking breadsticks to poor people. 0.99

00:54:57.000 So, will Glenn make it to trial?

00:54:59.740 I mean, not if a lot of powerful people have something to say about it.

00:55:05.200 Do you think, I mean, do you think a lot of people really were into this type of thing? 0.69

00:55:10.980 Like they would fly over there to have sex with you? 1.00

00:55:12.820 I think enough. 1.00

00:55:13.520 Yeah.

00:55:13.900 I think enough people.

00:55:15.000 Yeah.

00:55:15.260 I think it was a way to blackmail people.

00:55:16.840 So powerful people go over there.

00:55:18.380 They do this stuff.

00:55:19.140 You get them on camera.

00:55:20.100 You own them and control them forever.

00:55:21.940 Yeah.

00:55:22.120 So if you're an intelligence agency or whatever, even, you know, a billionaire that wants to

00:55:27.400 control senators or congressmen or whatever, because you don't want the passing laws that 0.99

00:55:31.140 fuck with your money. 0.98

00:55:32.320 It's just a, it's a foolproof way to be like, yeah, oh, you're going to vote that way. 1.00

00:55:35.920 How about this?

00:55:36.600 And then they go, yeah, I guess you're right.

00:55:38.480 So in the end, do you think that Epstein's biggest problem was, or not obviously he had

00:55:42.720 a lot of problems, but do you think that one of the underlying issues of all of his

00:55:45.360 problems was more like control?

00:55:47.180 It was like, how do I, it was all about like manipulation people.

00:55:52.380 You're absolutely right.

00:55:53.060 It was, how do we control people?

00:55:54.040 And Epstein was just a facilitator for bigger forces that are looking to control people.

00:55:58.860 Wow.

00:55:59.160 And that's part of what happens, you know?

00:56:01.720 I mean, I'm sure, listen, there's reasons in Hollywood that the same actors get the same

00:56:07.120 roles all the time.

00:56:08.560 And a lot of them are very talented, but I think a lot of it is that they have very powerful

00:56:13.040 agents and people that are able to like get, make things happen.

00:56:17.740 Right.

00:56:18.140 How do you make things happen?

00:56:19.260 You need leverage.

00:56:20.020 How do you get leverage?

00:56:21.040 Well, leverage is information.

00:56:22.940 Yeah.

00:56:23.300 Right.

00:56:23.740 It's information.

00:56:24.640 That's technically kind of what leverage is.

00:56:26.600 It's like, I know.

00:56:28.260 Oh yeah, it's a prime ingredient.

00:56:29.140 Yeah.

00:56:29.440 So, I mean, it's, it's, it's entirely possible that like, this is just the way things have

00:56:35.680 been run for so long.

00:56:37.640 And now it's coming to light because you have the internet and you have people back

00:56:42.560 then victims couldn't talk to each other.

00:56:44.400 So one girl that had a crazy experience couldn't email another girl and go, Hey, did this happen

00:56:48.320 to you?

00:56:48.860 Right.

00:56:49.240 Yeah.

00:56:49.760 That's like the only positive thing from it.

00:56:52.940 Here's a young man right here that has a question who may have been trafficked.

00:56:57.340 Sorry, man.

00:56:57.920 I shouldn't have said that.

00:56:58.420 Tim Dillon, Theo Vaughn.

00:56:59.720 You guys are two of my all time favorites.

00:57:02.040 I love all your stuff.

00:57:03.320 I check out your podcast pretty much any chance I get.

00:57:06.880 Uh, I was going to ask, uh, this can be for both of y'all with all the craziness going

00:57:12.080 on, uh, in Hollywood right now.

00:57:14.880 Uh, would you guys consider getting a stunning estate in the stunning state of Kentucky?

00:57:20.440 We'd love to have you.

00:57:21.520 Ooh.

00:57:21.900 Hey, why famous for its jelly, huh?

00:57:23.800 Hey, why would consider moving?

00:57:26.440 Uh, anyways, you guys keep rocking.

00:57:28.480 Is that an offer?

00:57:29.440 Yeah.

00:57:29.620 I'll move in with you.

00:57:30.640 How do your folks feel about that?

00:57:32.620 Now this is a very handsome young man.

00:57:34.320 Does it make you feel a certain way when you see this guy?

00:57:36.260 Well, I say I'll move in with him in Kentucky if he wants. 0.99

00:57:38.860 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:57:39.380 Well, there you go. 0.99

00:57:39.900 If that's what he's offering, I imagine that's what this is about.

00:57:42.620 Uh, he also looks a little bit, I want to say, like, um, Kylie Jenner.

00:57:47.720 Here's what's great about him.

00:57:49.120 He's anonymous looking.

00:57:50.480 Yeah.

00:57:50.660 He has this weird, like, you could just imagine him as kind of anything.

00:57:54.460 David Arquette's son.

00:57:55.340 Yeah, like, maybe he's a good looking pilot, but maybe he's 10 other things.

00:57:59.800 So he's got this weird kind of like, there's nothing distinct about him.

00:58:04.080 He's just a weird, like, model type of, like, look.

00:58:07.500 But Kentucky, like a model for Kentucky.

00:58:09.820 Oh.

00:58:10.160 In Kentucky, most people have no face.

00:58:12.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:58:12.940 In Kentucky, this guy is a damn, I mean, he is a, look, he's a nine, male or female in Kentucky. 1.00

00:58:19.160 In Kentucky, yeah. 1.00

00:58:20.660 In Kentucky, he's a nine, yeah.

00:58:22.460 Um, would I consider moving to Kentucky?

00:58:24.780 No.

00:58:25.240 The answer is, the answer is no, and you're not going to Kentucky.

00:58:27.640 You're going to go to Kentucky?

00:58:28.560 No.

00:58:28.920 No.

00:58:29.240 I'm going to go look.

00:58:30.060 We're going to pass.

00:58:30.320 I'm going to go look.

00:58:31.100 I'm going to respectfully pass.

00:58:33.200 Uh, but.

00:58:34.700 Are you thinking of going anywhere?

00:58:35.800 I am.

00:58:36.780 I'm thinking of going, I'm going to go look in Nashville.

00:58:39.040 Wow.

00:58:40.360 I just got a plane ticket to go look.

00:58:41.780 Do you think everybody's just leaving?

00:58:44.360 You know, I don't know, man.

00:58:45.920 I, my biggest thing starts to be state taxes.

00:58:48.260 That's my biggest.

00:58:49.180 100%.

00:58:49.780 Honestly, it's money.

00:58:50.620 100%.

00:58:51.380 You know.

00:58:51.960 Yeah.

00:58:52.160 Like, this chair squeaks on Mondo's, too.

00:58:54.420 Um, but, um, yeah, money starts to be one of the premises.

00:59:00.080 And then also, what's, what are you paying towards?

00:59:02.320 It's like, if I'm paying taxes, like, what is it going towards?

00:59:06.440 And then if everything's shut down, do, should I get my taxes back?

00:59:10.260 Good point.

00:59:11.800 Yeah.

00:59:12.360 I don't know.

00:59:13.080 I only moved here about a year ago.

00:59:14.280 I've been coming out here for about two years.

00:59:15.660 Oh, that's right.

00:59:15.820 But I moved here about a year ago.

00:59:17.300 And I'm like, I know I have friends leaving and going other places, but I don't know.

00:59:20.900 I feel, I feel kind of like LA is going to, I think we're all like thinking that this

00:59:25.520 is going to be forever.

00:59:26.440 Ah, I see.

00:59:26.980 And every decision we're making and every thought in our mind is based on the idea that

00:59:31.020 this doesn't end, which could happen and would be terrifying and probably a whole host of

00:59:36.080 other problems.

00:59:36.940 But doesn't this end?

00:59:38.320 Yeah, that's true.

00:59:39.120 Doesn't this end?

00:59:40.240 Yeah, this should end.

00:59:41.140 Doesn't it end?

00:59:41.980 And then doesn't things go back to something resembling what we're used to?

00:59:46.560 And maybe it doesn't, but I mean, if it ends, are we going to want to be somewhere

00:59:51.580 else?

00:59:51.980 I don't know.

00:59:52.580 Maybe we will.

00:59:54.240 Yeah.

00:59:54.560 I don't know.

00:59:54.880 It's a good question, man.

00:59:55.720 That's what I, yeah, yeah, because I start to think, yeah, I would like to get in a place

00:59:59.920 that has probably, I mean, I'd love to get in a place where I can save tax money, but

01:00:03.920 then also there's strength in numbers.

01:00:05.820 Like, it's nice to be around like people, you know, and like, you know, to be able to

01:00:09.320 meet up and chat about stuff.

01:00:10.640 So I'll start to wonder, well, what's it?

01:00:13.460 It feels like a different life.

01:00:14.480 Like, it feels like one of those Netflix series where like some, somebody moves to like

01:00:17.600 a small town.

01:00:18.440 Yeah.

01:00:18.740 You know, and they're like, I got to now meet everybody.

01:00:21.380 And like, I don't know.

01:00:22.940 I just feel like, I just feel like, I don't think anyone has to do anything drastic just

01:00:27.140 yet.

01:00:27.600 Right.

01:00:28.000 Let's just wait out the year.

01:00:29.540 See if you feel this way in January and you might.

01:00:31.940 Right.

01:00:32.340 But I feel like, I feel like.

01:00:34.140 That's a good point.

01:00:34.980 Yeah.

01:00:35.400 Just wait out the year.

01:00:36.240 It's a bad year.

01:00:37.300 As soon as this all started to happen in March, I said, this year is shot.

01:00:40.640 Right.

01:00:41.040 I just knew it in my head.

01:00:42.200 I mentally said it.

01:00:42.960 I'm like, this year's done.

01:00:44.260 We're just losing a year.

01:00:45.240 I think it's going to turn around in 2021.

01:00:49.560 What are things?

01:00:49.940 It might turn around right after Trump loses.

01:00:51.360 The media is like, everyone's cured.

01:00:53.080 Yeah.

01:00:53.780 Shockingly, there's no new cases.

01:00:55.440 And you're like, what?

01:00:56.220 Like, yeah, everybody's great.

01:00:58.920 Do you think, do you think Trump will win or lose?

01:01:03.040 I probably lose at the moment.

01:01:05.020 It's, he's got, it's tough.

01:01:06.420 And it goes moment to moment, doesn't it?

01:01:07.800 It's moment to moment.

01:01:08.540 It really is.

01:01:09.220 Debates could, could, could make him the favorite again, because Biden is not a good debater

01:01:13.680 and he's kind of mentally not there, but I think Trump's fighting a lot of battles that

01:01:18.580 are losing battles.

01:01:19.780 Yeah.

01:01:20.040 Like the economy is collapsing.

01:01:21.660 This coronavirus was not really handled well.

01:01:24.940 He pours, like, forget politics.

01:01:26.700 That's why I keep explaining to my friends who are like super pro-Trump.

01:01:29.100 I'm like, if there was a CEO of a company and half the people in it thought he was trying

01:01:33.760 to kill them, even if they were wrong, you can't get rid of half of them.

01:01:38.500 Right. 1.00

01:01:38.880 You got to get rid of him. 0.87

01:01:39.980 Like he pours gasoline and like every day, whether he's, he might not be trying to kill 1.00

01:01:45.380 them, but every day he gets in the elevator and he's like, maybe I'll kill you. 0.97

01:01:48.760 Like, like, wait, he's doing it again. 0.99

01:01:52.720 He's doing it.

01:01:53.600 And then the other people, the company are like, that's the way he is.

01:01:56.620 Yeah.

01:01:57.060 He's joking.

01:01:58.180 That's what he does.

01:01:59.460 Yeah.

01:01:59.760 It's a joke.

01:02:00.500 And they're like, no, he said there was poison in the pen. 0.93

01:02:02.540 He's going to stab me.

01:02:03.320 They go, will you stop? 0.87

01:02:05.400 It's amazing how we can't live in this schizophrenia forever.

01:02:08.680 So many people take everything he says so, so seriously.

01:02:12.720 It's like, um, and also I think a lot of people want him to be something that he isn't a lot

01:02:17.120 of times.

01:02:17.460 Yeah. 0.80

01:02:17.720 It's like a lot of people elected him knowing he was a like crazy, wild, odd businessman.

01:02:25.280 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:25.480 He's a con artist. 0.65

01:02:26.540 Yeah. 0.74

01:02:26.720 He's the most successful con artist of all time, which is why there's part of me that

01:02:30.640 likes him. 1.00

01:02:31.040 I know he's full of shit. 1.00

01:02:32.060 The people on the right think he was chosen by Jesus to free every child that's being 1.00

01:02:38.080 trafficked or whatever.

01:02:38.940 The people on the left think he's Adolf Hitler. 0.81

01:02:41.580 The reality is he's a riverboat casino hustler. 0.98

01:02:45.540 He's a huckster.

01:02:46.780 And he's just been able to bluff because he knows social media and he knows, and I think

01:02:52.260 that's the real story.

01:02:53.780 That's what makes him more interesting to me.

01:02:56.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:56.620 He's the most successful fucking card shark, three card Monty dealer, bullshit slumlord 1.00

01:03:03.300 that you've ever known. 1.00

01:03:04.160 Like he's doing it on the world stage.

01:03:06.220 He doesn't have a clue what he's going to say.

01:03:07.700 Right.

01:03:07.920 He just lets it fly.

01:03:09.180 Yeah.

01:03:09.380 He lets it rip.

01:03:10.460 And that character to me, not that he's this omnipotent force of evil or that he's this

01:03:16.660 amazing angel.

01:03:18.260 The idea that he's just kind of a regular guy who's a con makes him more impressive

01:03:25.640 to me.

01:03:26.120 And it makes the story actually a lot more interesting.

01:03:29.380 Oh, this vote.

01:03:30.680 If you want a good show, if you don't have cable anymore, but you still want to be a part

01:03:36.040 like if you're able to have the separatist and not get it, like sometimes I get my boots

01:03:40.940 in the mud.

01:03:41.660 Yeah.

01:03:41.980 If you're able to keep your boots out of the mud, there's no greater show.

01:03:45.460 Than the show we're watching.

01:03:46.760 Than the show we're watching.

01:03:48.000 Yeah.

01:03:48.380 It's obvious you're going to be fine.

01:03:50.480 I mean, America's going to give you money, you know, like, but I, I also think.

01:03:56.460 Well, I don't know if that's a good thing.

01:03:58.100 But right now they are.

01:03:59.420 Right now people are getting mailed money and can't handle it.

01:04:03.220 Yeah.

01:04:03.540 Some people are getting mailed money.

01:04:06.040 They're getting money home once a month and they just cannot hack it.

01:04:10.820 You can't do it.

01:04:11.760 Yeah.

01:04:12.200 You can't do it.

01:04:12.800 They got to go to Applebee's and just lick the floor.

01:04:15.400 Well, there's a thing.

01:04:16.640 I remember when he won, which I thought he was going to win.

01:04:20.160 Yeah.

01:04:20.320 To me, it became really obvious.

01:04:21.660 Yeah.

01:04:21.840 I thought so too. 1.00

01:04:22.480 But when he won, I was like, holy shit. 1.00

01:04:25.380 The next day. 0.99

01:04:26.340 And I think everybody had this moment.

01:04:28.240 They're like, I could be president.

01:04:30.980 Yeah.

01:04:31.280 Well, I think everybody had that moment.

01:04:33.280 And then everybody had this, this very interesting moment too.

01:04:36.340 And it happens in every thriller, in every thriller, most thrillers, there's a scene where the car is dangling off the mountain.

01:04:45.660 Right.

01:04:46.600 And everybody's, you're kind of in that moment of being like, what's going to happen now?

01:04:51.140 Yeah.

01:04:51.400 When's it going to fall?

01:04:52.180 It's got to fall.

01:04:52.920 Right.

01:04:53.400 Or does it get pulled back?

01:04:54.880 Does it get, you know, how does it work?

01:04:56.440 Does the Mercedes Benz back up in Jurassic Park?

01:04:59.020 And, you know, somehow.

01:05:00.500 And the problem is we've been living in that moment for four years.

01:05:04.580 Like that moment of like tension and anxiety and what happens.

01:05:08.960 And some people are like, oh, this is fun.

01:05:10.460 It's a movie.

01:05:11.220 And then some people are like, no, but they could die.

01:05:13.360 And some people are like, yeah, but they're not real.

01:05:15.060 And some people are like, no, but they are actually real.

01:05:17.240 Some of them are real.

01:05:17.880 And you're like, good point.

01:05:18.880 Some of them are real.

01:05:20.160 So it's just, I look at it so differently.

01:05:22.580 Everybody's so invested in one side or the other side.

01:05:24.980 I look at the guy and I'm like, nobody's had a wilder life than this guy.

01:05:28.940 Nobody, like he might've has one of the most crazy lives in history. 0.98

01:05:32.300 I can't believe that more black men don't low key think that Donald Trump is. 0.99

01:05:37.060 Oh, they do. 0.97

01:05:38.020 Because he's like a complete, like he's a, the G he's like in that regard of like money, cash, hoes. 1.00

01:05:47.120 Men in general, I think, cause we tend to like, just, we're not like, I think women might think about things a little more.

01:05:57.540 Right.

01:05:57.920 But men might just take something at face value. 0.97

01:06:00.480 And sometimes the stuff he says, you just go fucking hilarious. 0.97

01:06:04.160 Yeah. 0.96

01:06:04.460 And you just move on about your day.

01:06:05.900 Whereas a woman will be like, ah, that was horrible. 1.00

01:06:08.220 Like he said a horrible thing and he's our president.

01:06:11.120 And you're like, yeah, but he's, it's just funny.

01:06:13.260 But also when you grow up poor, especially, I mean, growing up poor and white, like you never have any, I never thought any politicians were really much but client. 0.60

01:06:20.940 Like it always seemed like, like they never came to our neighborhood and did anything, you know?

01:06:25.100 That's kind of the healthy way to think.

01:06:26.580 I remember the richest guy I knew would drive by our neighborhood.

01:06:29.100 He was a veterinarian and he would throw dead animals into the ditch outside of our apartment complex. 0.97

01:06:34.220 And I remember we would throw like carcasses, like, like Cossacks and like, you know, goat occipitals and shit at each other. 0.91

01:06:42.240 Just, you know, and just rattle off, you know, if you got a rib cage, you would just have unlimited bullets. 0.94

01:06:46.500 It's a real scene from True Detective for an entire childhood.

01:06:48.760 But just like, and that was like, kind of like he was a city councilman or something, I think.

01:06:53.180 And that was the closest we ever got to politics.

01:06:55.800 The guy that was a senator, lived in my town, clearly a mob guy, right?

01:07:00.060 His name was like Al D'Amato.

01:07:01.380 He's like a respected guy.

01:07:02.420 People know who he is.

01:07:03.240 But he clearly was like a local goon.

01:07:05.360 Yeah.

01:07:05.800 And he was just like, he would just walk around the San Gennaro festival, just like eating this little custard and like just drinking booze. 0.98

01:07:14.540 I'm like, this dude doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

01:07:16.480 Drinking the blood of his grandparents. 1.00

01:07:18.980 He doesn't give a fuck about any of this. 0.99

01:07:20.620 Now, he's a nice guy and my family liked him, but it's like, they don't care. 0.99

01:07:24.640 He had a poker alliance.

01:07:25.620 Let's just look at him right here.

01:07:26.560 There he is, Alphonse.

01:07:28.300 Alphonse D'Amato.

01:07:29.280 Yeah, he would just walk around and like, you know, he'd have like a little eggplant parmesan.

01:07:33.660 He'd be twirling linguine in a little, like a little paper, a little plastic cup.

01:07:38.140 He'd be twirling linguine and just walk around eating it.

01:07:40.440 And like, you know, they'd be playing like, when the moon hits you.

01:07:44.080 And I'm like, what are the chances this guy's, I bet he's pretty swayable.

01:07:48.220 Yeah.

01:07:48.760 Yeah.

01:07:49.040 I bet you could put him in a room, hand him a little money.

01:07:51.680 D'Amato is chairman of the Poker Players Alliance.

01:07:53.920 A non-profit organization set up to help protect and fight for the rights of poker players in the United States.

01:08:00.860 That's Long Island.

01:08:01.680 That's where I came from.

01:08:02.380 I love that.

01:08:02.880 We protected the poker players.

01:08:04.480 And look at his dime-y dime.

01:08:07.180 Yeah.

01:08:07.780 Sound like Brennan Shaw right now, but his dime-y dime of a wife. 1.00

01:08:12.620 Yeah.

01:08:13.300 Look how, he won her in a game.

01:08:15.860 Yeah.

01:08:18.440 He could have won her from Trump.

01:08:20.040 Here's the interesting thing I think about Trump.

01:08:22.120 I think he's a reflection of what we have become.

01:08:25.480 A country that does shady business. 0.98

01:08:28.080 Right.

01:08:28.480 That we're all on our third wife.

01:08:30.520 Right.

01:08:30.820 We have a semi-autistic child.

01:08:32.400 Everybody has a semi-autistic child.

01:08:34.300 And I don't mean this in any negative way.

01:08:35.740 I just, to me, he's like the, he's the mirror we don't want to see, like, in a lot of ways, you know?

01:08:42.520 What bothers him about really rich people is, like, what they will say at a country club to each other privately.

01:08:50.140 He'll just go out and say it to the United Nations.

01:08:52.720 And they're like, whoa.

01:08:54.460 Whoa. 1.00

01:08:55.440 You guys are trash. 1.00

01:08:56.980 You're like, you know, he's the dad in your neighborhood who's like, this neighborhood's changing. 1.00

01:09:01.400 And you're like, shut up, dad. 0.93

01:09:02.460 Imagine now he's the president. 0.99

01:09:04.100 Now that guy's the president.

01:09:05.200 Now the guy who sits on his patio smoking a cigar saying veiled racist things is now the president of the United States.

01:09:12.200 It's a problem, but it's also the most predictable thing ever.

01:09:15.760 Yeah.

01:09:16.180 Because we love celebrity.

01:09:17.480 We're obsessed.

01:09:18.820 We love the idea of somebody that we know.

01:09:21.160 He got in the game.

01:09:22.120 We know him.

01:09:22.780 He has name recognition.

01:09:23.940 We followed him forever.

01:09:25.380 He was a reality TV star.

01:09:26.920 He was off script also.

01:09:28.240 He came in at a time, like, he came in at a time where things were getting off.

01:09:31.860 Like, everybody was so tired of the script.

01:09:34.420 They were boring and they were good.

01:09:36.320 Things were kind of good.

01:09:38.500 Like, even though things weren't good for millions of people,

01:09:41.320 all we really look at is, like, media and everything.

01:09:45.920 And Obama was in and everybody was like, yeah, things are kind of good.

01:09:49.320 And then we were like, wait a minute.

01:09:51.020 What if we just throw this wrecking ball at, like, it might just be interesting again.

01:09:56.000 And then we didn't know.

01:09:57.140 Now we're just living in a time where we're like, oh, we didn't know how interesting it was going to get.

01:10:00.320 Yeah.

01:10:00.520 Like, we didn't realize how, how fragile.

01:10:03.840 I didn't realize.

01:10:04.780 I didn't realize how fragile society was.

01:10:07.040 I didn't realize how many people were ready to just burn down a Trader Joe's.

01:10:11.220 It's interesting.

01:10:11.820 I didn't realize how many people were like, you know, I'm mad about that.

01:10:14.720 Let's go burn down a Trader Joe's.

01:10:16.500 Well, I had no idea.

01:10:17.620 We're going to start to see, like, people putting Antifa on their resumes.

01:10:21.460 Right.

01:10:21.840 Yeah.

01:10:22.160 Like, I was a colonel in Antifa.

01:10:23.820 You may remember me.

01:10:24.980 I put it down to Trader Joe's on Fairfax.

01:10:26.860 I was look out at that footlocker that went down outside of Tempe.

01:10:30.420 You guys may remember that.

01:10:31.600 But I get it because.

01:10:33.360 I was under the rightful watch.

01:10:35.680 I was under the rightful watch.

01:10:37.100 Of Zodiac 47.

01:10:38.560 Yeah.

01:10:39.460 People are desperate and people are pissed.

01:10:42.120 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:43.060 And they're just like, fuck it. 1.00

01:10:44.640 And I get it. 1.00

01:10:45.480 And, like, we can work from home.

01:10:46.940 We've got this unique.

01:10:47.980 You know, we worked our asses off to get here.

01:10:49.240 But it's just like, I get it because I have friends that are like, man, I don't know what I'm going to do now.

01:10:54.380 You know?

01:10:54.740 Like, they're like, I worked at a restaurant.

01:10:56.160 I made good money working at a steakhouse.

01:10:58.400 It's shut down.

01:10:59.260 And when it's open, we can only fill 30% of the tables.

01:11:01.580 I don't know what I'm going to do.

01:11:02.640 And I'm not getting unemployment anymore because I'm working. 0.95

01:11:05.200 But people, those people are saying people are still ejaculating into their girlfriend. 1.00

01:11:09.420 Yeah, it's stupid. 1.00

01:11:10.620 That's stupid. 1.00

01:11:11.600 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:11:12.040 It's just like.

01:11:12.800 Yeah, they're still doing that.

01:11:14.300 Yeah.

01:11:14.920 It's just we don't.

01:11:16.200 We don't get it.

01:11:16.860 We don't get it.

01:11:17.520 We don't get it.

01:11:18.180 Yeah.

01:11:18.720 And maybe we never do.

01:11:20.120 How do you think the whole, the book, the storybook of humanity kind of ends?

01:11:24.720 Do you think we get it?

01:11:25.420 Well, you're looking at, you're looking at, I think it ends in a dystopian place.

01:11:29.060 And what does dystopian mean?

01:11:29.660 I think it ends like.

01:11:31.220 What does it mean, dystopian?

01:11:32.680 Utopian's like a perfect world. 0.99

01:11:34.000 Dystopian's like a fucked up future. 0.99

01:11:36.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:36.520 Yeah.

01:11:36.960 I think it ends.

01:11:37.740 Mad Max.

01:11:38.480 Here's how I kind of internalize it.

01:11:40.020 Thanks, Nick.

01:11:40.420 I think it's like, here's what I think it is.

01:11:44.400 I think outside there's going to be like fights and people will be fighting each other.

01:11:51.280 Hopefully there'll be fists fighting each other inside of an Olive Garden. 1.00

01:11:53.440 Olive Garden will become a place for fighting.

01:11:56.160 The government's going to be like snatching people up. 0.92

01:11:58.300 It's going to be crazy, right?

01:11:59.500 And then you'll be inside your house with like VR goggles on, like doing TikTok dances.

01:12:04.920 And outside there's going to be explosions and you're just going to hear gunshots.

01:12:08.740 And then you just can't hear it because you're in like this augmented reality world of like,

01:12:13.460 the whole thing is we just climbed into the computer.

01:12:15.760 When this started, everybody was just like, well, the outside's a problem.

01:12:20.020 You're going to get sick.

01:12:21.080 Somebody's going to, you know.

01:12:22.140 Oh, that's true.

01:12:22.840 Now we've all climbed into the computer.

01:12:24.360 We've climbed into the computer.

01:12:24.920 We're just going to live there forever.

01:12:26.560 So humanity will, it'll just get weirder and weirder and weirder to the point where if you're like,

01:12:32.200 hey, you want to go to the park? 0.99

01:12:33.040 Somebody's going to be looking and you go, are you fucking sick? 1.00

01:12:35.720 Are you a fucking sicko? 1.00

01:12:37.700 Do you know what's out there? 1.00

01:12:38.920 Marauding gangs, coronaviruses, diseases, government agents.

01:12:43.020 Like it's going to get to the point. 0.84

01:12:44.440 Pedophile. 0.93

01:12:44.680 Pedophiles, yeah. 0.95

01:12:46.600 Putt, putt, golf.

01:12:47.660 Like, you know, public school teachers.

01:12:49.940 The worst, the lowest of the low.

01:12:52.580 And I think TikTok is a great way to take a glimpse into the future because the news will be like everybody's dying

01:12:58.900 and then the kids on TikTok are just like, you know, just like this.

01:13:05.520 Just unbothered.

01:13:07.220 Just completely like.

01:13:08.840 Like the Teletubbies.

01:13:10.220 Yeah.

01:13:10.460 Like some kids getting molested and the Teletubbies are just dancing on the screen.

01:13:13.560 And they're just like mouthing the words to songs they didn't write.

01:13:17.080 Yeah.

01:13:17.340 And they're just dancing.

01:13:19.240 And then, and that's kind of the beginning of, of, and then you have this girl who mouths Trump, like Sarah Cooper, whatever her name is, who's whatever talented.

01:13:28.560 I'm not chitting on her, but like she just like Trump, she like lip syncs Trump.

01:13:33.120 So he'll say something and she goes on TikTok and she's got this massive following, just like lip syncing Trump. 1.00

01:13:37.980 So it's going to be weird.

01:13:38.800 It's just like, it's going to be like people lip syncing music or the words of other people.

01:13:45.340 And people are going to be like, that's funny.

01:13:47.280 It's going to, it's starting to feel strange out there.

01:13:49.940 And I think it just gets weirder and weirder to the point where we all just want to live in a video game because it's more comforting than real life.

01:13:57.060 And what about if semen comes out of our bodies?

01:13:59.080 We just throw it away. 0.98

01:13:59.940 We just, it'll come out of your body.

01:14:01.720 You'll just throw it away. 0.98

01:14:02.340 But I think a lot of it will be like, it'll be, it'll be sex robots.

01:14:07.200 It'll be stim.

01:14:07.840 It'll be weird stimuli. 0.97

01:14:09.300 It'll be, they'll still be fucking and everything, but it'll be just a weird. 0.67

01:14:13.640 It's going to go into, you know, the way that these augmented reality games or virtual reality feels. 0.98

01:14:18.620 I think that it's very possible that like porn gets so fucking powerful and crazy. 0.93

01:14:22.740 It's way powerful already. 0.97

01:14:23.600 That, who knows?

01:14:24.340 It's destroying people's real sex drives.

01:14:26.980 It's destroying people's.

01:14:28.480 Yeah, I'm one of those people.

01:14:29.380 Yeah, it's wild.

01:14:30.400 Yeah.

01:14:30.940 I'm one of those people, man.

01:14:32.520 I'm thinking of, yeah.

01:14:35.140 Here's a young man that's obviously had some issues, hopefully.

01:14:43.200 I got a quick quandary for you, boys.

01:14:47.980 For a long time now, I've said that Timmy Dillon is a top five homosexual man of all time, 0.98

01:14:54.660 and I stand by that.

01:14:56.020 That's awesome.

01:14:56.780 Can either of you name five cooler gay dudes than Timmy Dillon?

01:15:03.080 And look, first of all, I don't want to say.

01:15:04.460 Yeah, there's a lot of them.

01:15:05.020 I would put you in.

01:15:05.960 There's many of them.

01:15:06.640 There's many of them.

01:15:07.340 I'd put you in top 40 men overall.

01:15:09.240 I don't want to make you think that there's identity politics within the comedy world.

01:15:15.660 I think it's just fascinating that I don't know a lot of gay men that I talk to on a

01:15:21.800 even semi-regular basis that are out.

01:15:24.620 Yeah, that's true.

01:15:25.960 That's a great qualifier.

01:15:26.740 I would say probably Kevin Spacey for one.

01:15:30.560 Well.

01:15:32.580 What was the question?

01:15:34.280 Top five guys, I think, right?

01:15:36.560 Oh, no. 0.99

01:15:37.060 Gay guys. 0.98

01:15:37.760 Cooler gay guys. 0.98

01:15:39.600 Okay, so you have thrown out Kevin Spacey. 0.94

01:15:42.760 Here's what I'll say.

01:15:44.320 Phenomenal actor.

01:15:45.240 Okay.

01:15:45.500 And much more successful than I am.

01:15:47.700 Yeah.

01:15:48.100 Yeah.

01:15:48.560 But there are issues.

01:15:50.760 Oh, yeah.

01:15:51.040 No, he's definitely had some issues, no doubt.

01:15:52.440 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:53.300 It's one way to say it.

01:15:54.760 But he, but still, one of the most talented actors ever.

01:15:58.620 Absolutely.

01:15:59.440 Certainly.

01:16:00.140 This guy lists some examples.

01:16:01.640 Do we want to hear some?

01:16:02.100 Oh, he does?

01:16:02.340 Yeah, let's hear some.

01:16:03.160 Sorry.

01:16:03.700 That's all good.

01:16:06.800 Maybe Leonardo DiCovici.

01:16:09.860 Maybe Freddie Mercury.

01:16:13.700 But it gets pretty hard after that.

01:16:16.620 Yeah. 0.77

01:16:17.080 I think he's saying because you're so cool, not because gay guys aren't cool. 0.83

01:16:20.060 No, no.

01:16:20.300 This guy loves you.

01:16:21.120 That's very sweet.

01:16:22.280 Da Vinci Mercury Dillon.

01:16:24.600 Yeah.

01:16:24.920 I didn't know Leonardo Da Vinci was gay, but.

01:16:27.080 I think he was just like.

01:16:28.340 Abraham Lincoln slept with a dude for like three years.

01:16:30.860 That was weird.

01:16:31.380 Did he?

01:16:31.780 Yeah.

01:16:32.400 I've been to his childhood home.

01:16:33.900 Amy Schumer and I went to his childhood home.

01:16:35.640 Oh, my God.

01:16:36.640 That's a fun date.

01:16:37.700 Yeah.

01:16:37.960 What a wild day that is.

01:16:40.000 It was.

01:16:40.600 You and Amy and Lincoln's childhood home.

01:16:42.600 I take people on pretty bad dates, honestly.

01:16:44.680 I really do.

01:16:45.480 Yeah.

01:16:46.320 Let me think of some really admirable gay males out there.

01:16:51.500 Harvey Milk.

01:16:51.680 Tony Hinchcliffe.

01:16:52.820 Okay.

01:16:53.820 Brandon Chapman.

01:16:54.740 I'm kidding.

01:16:55.840 I'm trying to think of like.

01:16:57.580 I don't know.

01:16:58.200 Like the ones that are important in history, like Harvey Milk and people like that.

01:17:01.960 Yeah.

01:17:02.360 Yeah.

01:17:02.660 Paula Poundstone almost.

01:17:04.040 Paula Poundstone is a gay dude that I respect. 0.55

01:17:09.240 Who's one of my favorite gay people?

01:17:14.480 I don't know if I ever really think about it like that exactly.

01:17:16.400 Roy Cohn.

01:17:18.240 Trump mentor, lawyer for Joe McCarthy. 0.75

01:17:20.980 And is he a gay man? 0.87

01:17:21.880 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:22.300 Horrible guy, but.

01:17:23.540 Oh, really?

01:17:24.040 But very successful.

01:17:24.780 And do you know him?

01:17:25.640 No.

01:17:26.240 He's died.

01:17:27.160 He was like a very cutthroat operator of a.

01:17:31.040 You know.

01:17:31.300 I don't really.

01:17:31.660 And I know enough about him, but I don't know too much about him.

01:17:34.800 But he was one of the first gay guys to be like, I'm also evil. 1.00

01:17:38.680 Are some gay. 0.98

01:17:39.480 It's important. 0.94

01:17:40.320 It's important.

01:17:40.800 Do you think that there are.

01:17:42.700 So I guess. 0.97

01:17:43.580 Because gay always. 1.00

01:17:44.680 You think happy when you think of gay. 1.00

01:17:46.420 You think like. 0.73

01:17:47.040 Oh, yeah.

01:17:47.680 Yeah. 0.99

01:17:48.000 But there's just as many evil people in the gay community as there are in the straight community. 1.00

01:17:51.500 Sure. 0.99

01:17:51.780 Sure.

01:17:52.260 Wow.

01:17:52.600 Yeah.

01:17:53.440 Yeah.

01:17:54.620 I think it's such a.

01:17:56.000 The distinction is almost.

01:17:57.780 I think as we grow up, it's not going to be.

01:18:00.520 Like the distinction of sexuality is going to be somewhat less.

01:18:04.540 Oh, I feel it.

01:18:05.380 I feel it.

01:18:05.940 I feel it.

01:18:05.960 Going there.

01:18:07.160 Even by one generation.

01:18:09.020 Yeah.

01:18:09.340 It's almost insane.

01:18:10.520 I mean, look at Bravo.

01:18:11.740 There's a ton of evil people on Bravo.

01:18:13.940 Yeah.

01:18:14.500 Andy Cohen.

01:18:15.100 Like he gets the whole shows.

01:18:16.680 He's like, all right, well, we're going to put you all under tremendous emotional financial strain.

01:18:22.180 And maybe someone jumps off a roof.

01:18:24.060 Yeah.

01:18:24.380 These people's husbands kill themselves. 1.00

01:18:26.360 I mean, yeah.

01:18:27.820 No.

01:18:28.200 It's the dark arts.

01:18:28.680 It's definitely.

01:18:29.340 It's the dark arts over there, man.

01:18:30.440 There's a level of manipulation of things.

01:18:32.720 Like when people, when people start to see other people as just contestants.

01:18:37.620 Correct.

01:18:38.100 On their.

01:18:38.840 In their life.

01:18:39.720 Yeah.

01:18:40.000 That's what the Real Housewives are. 1.00

01:18:41.080 Be a contestant in your life.

01:18:43.120 Yeah. 0.99

01:18:43.480 Sick.

01:18:44.660 So, yeah. 0.99

01:18:46.260 Andy Cohen and Roy Cohen are two evil.

01:18:48.600 There has to be a dark side to that.

01:18:50.320 There has to be a downside to that.

01:18:51.620 Where's the light side to it?

01:18:53.040 Yeah.

01:18:53.260 The dark side is the only side that I see.

01:18:56.560 I mean, the light.

01:18:57.760 I mean, the idea.

01:18:59.420 And those shows are entertaining.

01:19:01.020 Don't get me wrong.

01:19:02.140 But that is what, why we have Trump.

01:19:05.820 Right.

01:19:06.300 So, if you hate Trump and you're watching the Real Housewives, you are being inconsistent.

01:19:11.460 Right.

01:19:11.900 Because that type of perversion of reality where we know it's fake, but we watch it anyway.

01:19:18.460 That gave us Trump. 0.98

01:19:20.720 So, that ability to manipulate situations, manufacture them, things that we know are bullshit, but 0.99

01:19:30.320 we don't care because they're entertaining. 0.98

01:19:32.340 Right.

01:19:33.140 That's the beginning of Trump.

01:19:35.340 Well, it's interesting, too, that Hollywood, there's not a lot of, like, Hollywood never

01:19:38.200 stands up and says, oh, like, they made him a celebrity.

01:19:41.840 Like, I think Trump was always a businessman.

01:19:43.600 People always knew he was this long-coated businessman. 1.00

01:19:47.340 And that's why the people on the right, they're like, fuck Hollywood. 0.99

01:19:49.840 I'm like, your boy is a Hollywood guy. 0.99

01:19:53.000 He's a, 15 years, he had one of the top-rated shows on TV.

01:19:56.560 He's a Hollywood dude.

01:19:57.800 But Hollywood never takes any credit for creating the, you know, what they refer to as the monster.

01:20:03.320 They never will.

01:20:04.960 It's interesting.

01:20:05.760 Bro, it's almost, he's just such a successful con.

01:20:09.680 You just got to look back and go, this guy has just every single opportunity this guy's

01:20:16.660 ever had to just leverage himself, bite off something more than he could chew.

01:20:23.460 He figures out a way to make it happen.

01:20:26.020 It's wild.

01:20:27.360 It's insane.

01:20:28.780 And he's been able to do it at the highest level humanly possible.

01:20:31.960 And that's the interesting story.

01:20:34.600 But is there any, here's one thing I think that we romanticize is the different levels.

01:20:39.800 Like, there are different levels, but I wonder if that ability ever, maybe it is like poker.

01:20:46.340 When you're in the bigger games, it seems you fade, some people fade under that pressure.

01:20:51.120 But some people who aren't, have very, probably not much empathy.

01:20:55.740 Here's the thing about Trump.

01:20:56.560 There's nothing in that guy's life he said, I can't do.

01:20:58.860 Right.

01:20:59.100 Or I can't be.

01:21:00.260 Right. 0.50

01:21:00.540 Now, that's a con artist.

01:21:01.860 I mean, that's not, like, if you think of the most successful guy you know, you know,

01:21:06.660 he would still say, hey, man, that's not for me.

01:21:09.820 This guy didn't think anything was beyond the realm of his doing.

01:21:14.280 Yeah.

01:21:14.580 Including leading the free world.

01:21:16.040 And part of that is this just, the idea that, like, no matter what situation I'm in, I'll

01:21:21.760 come out clean.

01:21:22.540 I'll figure it out.

01:21:23.740 It's amazing how, it's amazing.

01:21:28.520 In some ways, it's freaking admirable.

01:21:32.520 Yeah.

01:21:33.160 The journey of, the fearlessness.

01:21:36.300 Yeah, the fearlessness.

01:21:37.620 Is admirable.

01:21:38.320 There's a lot to look at him and aspire to in a weird way.

01:21:42.040 Right.

01:21:42.220 And that, if we don't have that conversation, we'll never understand why he's so popular.

01:21:47.440 And if you don't admit that a lot of what he does and a lot of the people he calls out, 0.72

01:21:50.940 whether it's the media or things that are equally fucked up, if you don't admit that 0.86

01:21:56.180 he's right about some of that, you'll never beat him. 0.96

01:21:58.440 Right.

01:21:58.820 The reason that he wins is because you keep saying he's wrong about everything.

01:22:03.020 Right.

01:22:03.260 But if you cede some ground to him and go, yeah, he made a few good points, but it doesn't

01:22:10.320 matter because he's not, he just can't do the job.

01:22:15.480 Yeah.

01:22:15.740 He's incapable of doing the actual job.

01:22:18.360 And everyone's forgot that being the president's a job.

01:22:21.400 Right.

01:22:21.840 Nobody forgets it.

01:22:22.800 It's like managing people, inspiring people, taking responsibility.

01:22:27.640 Not, I mean, this is, imagine if your life was falling apart and you went, your family's

01:22:32.580 life was falling apart and your father, instead of like going out there trying to get another

01:22:36.480 job, was like blaming your little brother, complaining about the food your mother was 0.99

01:22:40.300 making, being like, he's a scumbag, you know, that, you know, any, any, anything. 0.99

01:22:46.620 I mean, this guy's been outsourcing his room cleaning. 0.99

01:22:48.640 I mean, right, just he, Trump is, you'd never want a guy like that as a leader.

01:22:53.000 He doesn't take any responsibility. 0.76

01:22:54.460 He's petty. 0.87

01:22:55.380 He's vindictive.

01:22:56.500 He just pits people against each other.

01:22:58.760 He pours gasoline.

01:23:00.100 Like if somebody comes in, I've worked in offices.

01:23:02.700 Somebody comes in, they have a bad day.

01:23:04.380 You try to get them on the right track.

01:23:06.800 Yeah.

01:23:07.220 You don't turn around in the whole office and go, look at Mary.

01:23:10.560 She's weak. 0.75

01:23:11.620 Yeah.

01:23:12.060 You can't do that.

01:23:13.200 As a leader, you can't.

01:23:14.680 Look at Mary, overusing her bathroom privileges, isn't she? 1.00

01:23:17.260 Mary's weak. 0.71

01:23:18.220 Yeah.

01:23:18.460 She can't handle it.

01:23:19.700 You can't do that as a leader, unless you are.

01:23:22.920 And rumor has it, she duplicated the key to the bathroom. 1.00

01:23:24.960 Right, she duplicated it.

01:23:26.160 But if you're a fly-by-night con artist, you can do that because what you're really doing,

01:23:31.580 Trump just licenses his name.

01:23:33.880 The only value is in his name.

01:23:35.480 And then people buy, he's not this amazing business guy.

01:23:38.240 I mean, what he is good at is being famous.

01:23:41.900 Right. 1.00

01:23:42.100 And if you're famous, you could just treat people like shit. 1.00

01:23:44.960 It doesn't matter. 0.98

01:23:45.700 But I also think, though, that he wants to be, even if the business is shady and other people don't like it, that he applies those same concepts to a lot of things that in America would seem more like traditional stances.

01:24:03.460 Like, okay, let's stay a part of the World Health Organization and the CDC because of just how it looks, how it makes the rest of the countries feel.

01:24:11.060 Yeah.

01:24:11.280 But he's like, this organization hasn't done, you know, if you look at the pluses and minuses, it hasn't done shit. 0.63

01:24:17.000 They haven't made it. 0.66

01:24:17.580 And it's not that everything he does is wrong.

01:24:19.520 It's just a way to do it.

01:24:20.660 Right.

01:24:21.020 And there's a way to do it that doesn't feel like we're heading towards civil war.

01:24:25.420 Yeah.

01:24:25.900 There's a way, you know what I mean?

01:24:27.380 Like, but he also, right.

01:24:28.960 I agree.

01:24:29.840 And I'm with you.

01:24:30.800 Right.

01:24:31.140 I think these, no, it's all interesting.

01:24:32.700 These multinational, these, these institutions like the UN, the CDC, the WHO, they're all corrupt.

01:24:38.660 They're all, they all have a litany of problems and America does foot the bill for a lot of things and not get any benefit out of it.

01:24:45.460 Right.

01:24:45.900 But there's a way to disentangle yourself from those systems without, it's just the way you do it.

01:24:51.180 Oh yeah.

01:24:51.600 Yeah.

01:24:51.880 It's the way you do it.

01:24:53.840 Yeah.

01:24:54.020 He, his, he just doesn't have his bedside manner is for funerals only.

01:25:00.720 It's for funerals only.

01:25:02.100 It's a guy like Bill Burr said, it's a guy that just lived on the top of a building.

01:25:06.680 Yeah.

01:25:07.080 His whole life.

01:25:07.800 And this is the way they talk.

01:25:09.220 This is the way they talk.

01:25:10.600 I wish her well.

01:25:11.820 Weak.

01:25:12.480 Yeah.

01:25:12.940 You know?

01:25:13.580 And that's just not, I think, ideal qualities for a president.

01:25:18.280 It was fun for a while.

01:25:19.740 I was on board and then Trader Joe's got burnt down.

01:25:23.100 Yeah.

01:25:23.420 And I said to myself, like, this will not end.

01:25:27.280 He won't, he won't act like he will just keep pouring gasoline on this until this entire country is at war with each other.

01:25:34.420 I'm not even a political guy. 0.98

01:25:35.840 I don't really give a shit, but I just walk outside. 0.97

01:25:38.640 I look around, I go, this is probably not good. 0.98

01:25:41.860 I see overturned cop cars.

01:25:43.800 People are throwing Molotov cocktails.

01:25:45.180 I'm like, what happened here?

01:25:47.820 We got to change course a little bit.

01:25:50.640 Bring in Biden.

01:25:51.500 Let him sleep in the chair. 1.00

01:25:52.940 Let that old fuck die in the chair. 1.00

01:25:55.320 Who cares? 1.00

01:25:55.920 Weekend at Bernie's.

01:25:57.180 Who cares?

01:25:57.840 Just give people health insurance and go back to it being boring.

01:26:02.060 Just let people get an operation and go back to, let's let entertainers be entertaining.

01:26:07.940 We don't need the president.

01:26:09.080 Let's let Jimmy Fallon be funny again.

01:26:11.080 Let's not chain him to a desk and make him apologize.

01:26:13.620 He did blackface in 96.

01:26:15.480 Let's let people be funny that should be funny. 0.98

01:26:18.380 And let's get an old, boring person as the president. 0.61

01:26:22.080 What woman is most likely to get busted for blackface in the future? 1.00

01:26:26.100 And we don't know it yet. 0.99

01:26:28.520 I hope it's a fat woman. 1.00

01:26:30.060 That's just because it's funnier to see a fat lady in blackface. 1.00

01:26:33.460 It's like, oh, you did this? 0.58

01:26:35.300 I could see Chelsea Handler having done something at like a- 1.00

01:26:37.800 Chelsea Handler built her entire career calling a little Mexican guy a nugget. 1.00

01:26:42.080 What's nugget close to?

01:26:43.580 Someone remind me.

01:26:44.700 And he died.

01:26:45.780 Same page.

01:26:46.440 I just had it up.

01:26:47.380 Oh, there you go.

01:26:48.000 What word is nugget similar to?

01:26:50.160 Dude, it's also a two-syllable word that she wished to, you know.

01:26:52.840 And she culture of, didn't she appropriates that rapper guy? 1.00

01:26:56.160 Dude, everything she did was cheap race jokes. 1.00

01:26:58.240 And now she's walking around like she's Malcolm X. 0.98

01:27:00.120 Yeah.

01:27:00.620 She thinks she's Malcolm X.

01:27:01.900 It's unbelievable.

01:27:03.120 I did a whole thing on my podcast.

01:27:04.240 I said, I hope she goes and apologizes for everything America's done wrong.

01:27:06.840 Like she goes to war zones.

01:27:08.140 Like she goes, hello, Gaza. 0.97

01:27:09.060 It's me, Chelsea.

01:27:09.980 That was a documentary, you know.

01:27:11.900 Hello, Iraq.

01:27:12.740 It's me, Chelsea.

01:27:13.920 It's just a bunch of people sitting there.

01:27:15.300 Chelsea Handler's walking by dressed in Prada.

01:27:17.940 Why does it end?

01:27:20.540 Sometimes it feels like a lot of women that they have to take on a political route heavily. 1.00

01:27:26.160 Do you feel that or no?

01:27:27.540 I think some of it is that.

01:27:28.680 I think I see a lot of guys doing that.

01:27:30.140 Yeah, maybe it's just everybody.

01:27:32.160 You know what it is, man?

01:27:33.260 Nobody can understand when it ends.

01:27:34.940 Nobody can walk away.

01:27:36.460 Nobody can walk away.

01:27:37.680 Nobody can just say, I had a fun time.

01:27:39.420 I made a shitload of money.

01:27:40.440 Now I'm out.

01:27:41.640 Everybody's got to be relevant.

01:27:42.720 And if politics is relevant, they're political.

01:27:46.240 If this went the other way and no one cared about politics, she'd be still talking about 0.51

01:27:51.400 people eating her out in a Mexican restaurant or whatever the hell she wrote books about.

01:27:56.460 She's talking about politics because that's where-

01:27:59.880 Nugget's last stand, I think, was her special.

01:28:03.120 She'd have a new nugget.

01:28:03.740 If politics wasn't relevant, Chelsea Handler would be riding seven Mexican guys down the 1.00

01:28:08.100 street on her way to a Cinco de Mayo celebration.

01:28:10.520 The woman wants to be relevant. 1.00

01:28:12.880 I mean, I don't know that she's ever read a book or has any thoughts about anything.

01:28:17.120 She just understands that racism is bad.

01:28:19.320 Congratulations.

01:28:20.540 Good job.

01:28:21.840 Great job.

01:28:22.680 We're glad you've come to this.

01:28:24.700 And here comes someone right here, a beautiful young man right here.

01:28:27.900 Good looking audience.

01:28:28.640 I'm impressed with the looks on the audience here.

01:28:31.920 Thank you, man.

01:28:32.480 I'll say this.

01:28:33.020 This is some of the-

01:28:34.120 My people, when they call in, it's all ski masks.

01:28:36.300 You can't see their face because they're wanted by the feds.

01:28:38.760 This is kind of a first to us, too.

01:28:40.280 It must be a weird Venn diagram of your guys' fans that-

01:28:43.080 Interesting.

01:28:43.600 The podcast, regular listener, love it.

01:28:46.240 The only question I have for you is in relation to something that I'm dealing with right now

01:28:52.060 where I'm trying to find a better place to live, but I can't because of my horrible 0.96

01:28:56.600 fucking credit situation. 0.98

01:28:58.140 I owe so much money to creditors because of chemotherapy. 1.00

01:29:01.840 And I'm not going to fucking pay it. 0.94

01:29:03.280 Even if I do, I'm just going to keep having these delinquent marks on my credit report. 0.98

01:29:07.680 So, I'm wondering what you did with your horrible credit to be able to rent some real estate

01:29:15.440 out in the middle of the desert because that is what I strive to do.

01:29:18.660 If you see this question and reply to it, I greatly appreciate it.

01:29:22.700 Well, number one, let me say it was a little irresponsible of you to get cancer.

01:29:27.060 Yeah.

01:29:27.700 That was a little irresponsible.

01:29:29.100 Especially during-

01:29:29.720 You don't see me going out and getting cancer.

01:29:31.460 I can't afford it.

01:29:32.400 Especially during this time.

01:29:33.860 Yeah.

01:29:34.000 Cancer is also, I do want to say it's a luxury.

01:29:36.700 It's a luxury.

01:29:37.840 Here's what I'll be very serious for a minute. 0.98

01:29:39.360 You can do credit repair and all that bullshit. 0.93

01:29:41.060 I have to pay upfront for everything. 0.98

01:29:43.040 So, if I get an apartment, I got to pay 12 months in advance because my credit sucks.

01:29:46.060 Wow.

01:29:46.500 So, I have to pay upfront for everything I get because I put myself in that position.

01:29:51.700 But I work my ass off.

01:29:53.360 I'm doing good on the podcast or whatever.

01:29:54.820 But, I mean, you want to repair the credit because that's-

01:29:59.680 But, if you can save a little cash, people might take-

01:30:02.500 If you have a bad credit score, people might take three months up front now.

01:30:04.700 Right.

01:30:05.000 If you want that cash.

01:30:05.980 And you might be able to negotiate better.

01:30:07.380 So, if it's $3,000 a month, you could say, look, I'll give you $2,400 and I'll pay you five months up front.

01:30:11.760 So, yeah.

01:30:12.500 Also, this is going to lead right into our ad for Bridge Credit Solutions.

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01:30:44.060 But the bank won't give me that refi because I have some dings on me credit.

01:30:49.820 Yeah, I got a couple of, you know, just a couple of, just made some poor choices.

01:30:56.400 Missed a payment, you know, missed two payments, actually.

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01:32:29.840 What else did I want to talk about?

01:32:32.060 Nick, do you remember anything else we wanted to talk about?

01:32:34.340 I mean, oh, I guess the...

01:32:37.200 I don't know.

01:32:39.320 We covered a lot of stuff.

01:32:40.280 We covered a lot.

01:32:40.960 Have we been talking for a while, Nick?

01:32:42.060 Yeah.

01:32:42.760 Hour and a half.

01:32:43.700 Wow.

01:32:44.940 Oh, you're going to Spade's Dinner tonight, aren't you?

01:32:46.860 I think so, yeah.

01:32:47.960 I think so.

01:32:48.620 Maybe?

01:32:49.500 I'm pretty sure.

01:32:51.260 Is it outside?

01:32:51.820 It's his birthday.

01:32:52.740 Is it his birthday?

01:32:53.840 I didn't know it was his birthday.

01:32:55.480 Yeah.

01:32:55.640 He didn't say.

01:32:57.540 I'm getting Del Taco after this, though.

01:32:59.320 I just need a taco.

01:33:00.680 Oh.

01:33:00.980 Just hold me over.

01:33:02.000 Tucker Carlson, New York Times, released his address.

01:33:05.860 Did they?

01:33:06.560 See, I only...

01:33:07.640 He claimed that they were gonna.

01:33:08.860 I literally only saw from yours. 1.00

01:33:10.500 See, they do shit like that. 1.00

01:33:11.560 They did it with, like... 1.00

01:33:12.620 I just get...

01:33:13.620 You know, listen, man.

01:33:14.320 I don't watch Tucker.

01:33:15.220 I don't care.

01:33:15.900 Sometimes he says something.

01:33:16.860 I'm like, that makes sense.

01:33:17.980 Sometimes he says something.

01:33:18.760 I'm like, that's wrong.

01:33:20.000 I love all these people that are so committed to, like, hating a guy or loving a guy.

01:33:23.700 I'm like, oh, what?

01:33:25.860 I just watch the guy.

01:33:26.640 Every now and then I go, yeah, I don't think so.

01:33:29.020 How did we get there, though?

01:33:30.380 How did we get where people...

01:33:32.220 Because I notice sometimes I'll notice I'll fall into it if I really let myself.

01:33:36.480 Yeah.

01:33:36.640 But then I notice I'm not an activist.

01:33:38.560 Right.

01:33:39.000 Like...

01:33:39.560 People crave...

01:33:41.260 There's a few things about people.

01:33:42.860 They crave drama.

01:33:44.360 They crave fights.

01:33:45.560 It's back to the days of the Roman Coliseum.

01:33:47.660 Oh, yeah.

01:33:47.940 They like to see combat.

01:33:49.460 Now, there is no real combat right now.

01:33:51.280 So, a lot of people are sitting on a couch and they're on a computer.

01:33:54.640 So, the combat is all internet.

01:33:56.200 It's all digital.

01:33:56.980 They love that.

01:33:58.580 I also think that people are just...

01:34:01.360 They want to be slaves.

01:34:03.140 People want to generally be in a group and to have allies and then to have another group

01:34:08.360 that they hate.

01:34:09.120 Yeah.

01:34:09.420 It's just what it is.

01:34:10.660 And it's like, I don't know what that is.

01:34:13.460 Somebody might be able to explain that.

01:34:15.660 Behavioral psychologist or somebody.

01:34:17.100 I don't know.

01:34:17.480 People just like having friends that they connect with and they get these friends by

01:34:23.560 having the same enemies and the same allies.

01:34:25.980 So, you can't look at a guy like Tucker Carlson and go, he's a human being and then he might

01:34:30.100 be wrong about things.

01:34:31.980 You look at him as an enemy of you.

01:34:34.560 He's a direct enemy of you because he espouses a different political ideology because you think

01:34:40.980 that he's making life unsafe for people because of what he believes.

01:34:44.820 Yeah.

01:34:45.000 And some of that might have some relevance.

01:34:49.220 I get it.

01:34:50.740 If you're an undocumented immigrant, obviously your opinion of Trump is probably very different

01:34:56.220 than a guy like me who has a luxury of being like, hey, I'm not getting deported.

01:35:00.660 Right?

01:35:00.980 Right.

01:35:01.960 That doesn't mean every political argument you're ever going to have, there's real life consequences

01:35:07.760 and real people that are going to be affected.

01:35:09.380 That doesn't mean you can't have a political argument about immigration.

01:35:13.660 Right.

01:35:13.900 Doesn't mean you can't talk about abortion.

01:35:15.920 Yeah.

01:35:16.040 Some people think that once they're in one lane that they have to stay in that lane for

01:35:20.040 everything.

01:35:21.040 Yeah.

01:35:21.320 Or they think that if they can, you know, yeah, school shootings are horrible.

01:35:25.800 I don't want them to happen.

01:35:26.780 I'm for all kinds of gun regulations.

01:35:28.440 But just because people, real people are affected by something.

01:35:32.160 I mean, the reason we're talking about it is because people are affected.

01:35:34.900 Right.

01:35:35.120 The reason it's an issue in general is because people are affected.

01:35:37.640 And if you shut down dialogue, then what are people supposed to do?

01:35:40.920 So these emotional appeals that a lot of people have on the left and the right where they're

01:35:44.780 just like, but what about that kids?

01:35:47.560 What about that?

01:35:48.560 It's like, yeah.

01:35:49.240 But how did we get here?

01:35:50.740 How do we get to the kids in the cages?

01:35:52.620 It's not having an immigration policy.

01:35:54.640 It's not having any agreed upon policy.

01:35:57.540 That's how we got here.

01:35:58.660 So we need to figure out a way to have a policy that makes sense.

01:36:02.560 Yeah.

01:36:03.160 Yeah.

01:36:03.540 And there has to be.

01:36:04.360 It's also like we always want everyone else to do everything.

01:36:06.900 It's like the government, all of it is just society.

01:36:09.680 It's just the best we can do right now.

01:36:12.980 Right.

01:36:13.480 It's like some people act like everything should be different.

01:36:16.580 Everything should be different.

01:36:17.420 If it was supposed to be different right now, it would be different.

01:36:21.160 This is the best we can do to have one of the best societies in the world.

01:36:25.740 I wonder if sometimes my boomer parents might make fun of all the time, but like sometimes

01:36:28.560 my dad was right when he was just like, like every time somebody bring up politics, my father

01:36:33.080 would just be like, I can't get involved.

01:36:34.800 Yeah.

01:36:35.320 It's really the best thing.

01:36:36.820 He goes, I just can't get involved.

01:36:38.060 Like, like he just like, like there's a certain level of like, if you're going to get in it,

01:36:43.100 get in it, run for something.

01:36:44.500 Yeah.

01:36:44.860 Really get in there. 0.99

01:36:46.020 But we can't have a society where every fucking human being is a cable news anchor. 0.99

01:36:50.160 Yeah. 0.98

01:36:50.480 We can't, I can't be in line at Starbucks and people are, you know, in a heated political

01:36:56.820 debate at eight o'clock in the morning.

01:36:58.320 We can't do it.

01:36:59.660 Well, it's unhealthy.

01:37:00.440 There's more to life.

01:37:01.400 That's the other thing about politics, dude.

01:37:02.780 There's more to life.

01:37:04.160 Go camping, go full in love, go do something.

01:37:08.140 Go read a book, go love someone.

01:37:09.540 Yeah.

01:37:09.760 And it really, it gets so, it's such an addictive thing.

01:37:13.780 And it's funny, like the biggest addiction in the world right now really is people consuming

01:37:20.780 things that they, like, like the news, really media that they know is bad for them.

01:37:24.240 They know it's bad.

01:37:24.740 But they wake up and they go to it again and again.

01:37:27.400 They're like, let's just do it.

01:37:28.480 Yeah.

01:37:28.740 Let's just do it anyway.

01:37:30.020 And they know it's bad.

01:37:30.660 And it's an, bro, that is an addiction because they do it to feed something inside of themselves.

01:37:36.320 They do it because it's easier for you to sit there and be angry, any of us, and I don't

01:37:40.380 mean someone, but all of us, it's easier for us to sit there and be angry than it is to

01:37:44.300 take action and make our lives better.

01:37:46.340 A hundred percent.

01:37:47.400 A hundred percent.

01:37:48.300 And I think this is an escape.

01:37:50.300 And I think people escape into this world instead of fixing the world that is very close

01:37:54.960 to them.

01:37:55.320 Yeah.

01:37:55.900 Like their relationship, their job, you know?

01:37:58.140 And it's hard to, it's hard to remember sometimes, but, but we try and think about that a lot

01:38:02.840 in here, but.

01:38:03.720 Yeah.

01:38:04.440 Dude, thanks so much, man.

01:38:05.500 Thank you, man.

01:38:06.160 Tell me about your podcast too, again.

01:38:07.580 Tim Dillon Show.

01:38:08.840 It's on YouTube and all the other places you'll get it.

01:38:11.940 And, uh, you know, we put it out once a week that we have a Patreon.

01:38:15.160 If you like it so much, want an extra episode, we do an extra episode a week.

01:38:18.920 And that is, uh, at the patreon.com, the Tim Dillon Show.

01:38:22.800 Yeah, it's awesome.

01:38:23.260 We're Patreon subscribers to his, aren't we?

01:38:25.020 Yeah.

01:38:25.340 Yeah.

01:38:25.700 So we're, we have a lot of fun and I enjoy it.

01:38:28.260 And, uh, that's, you know, the future until, you know, maybe forever.

01:38:32.360 But have you thought about coming out with a, a different type of show at some point?

01:38:35.780 Do you start to think about that?

01:38:37.040 Absolutely.

01:38:37.660 Cause I get bored.

01:38:39.080 Yeah.

01:38:39.380 We'll get bored.

01:38:39.920 We'll do something.

01:38:40.820 We get good at it.

01:38:41.560 Then we get bored.

01:38:42.360 And you have a co-host, right?

01:38:43.640 Uh, well, I have a producer who, he chats sometimes every now and then he chats, but chime

01:38:48.420 in and, uh, he chats every now and then, but for the most part, he just sits there and 1.00

01:38:52.040 fuck him. 1.00

01:38:52.340 Yeah. 1.00

01:38:52.600 Look, they, they're not there to pipe down.

01:38:56.160 Yeah.

01:38:56.500 Hey, pipe down. 0.99

01:38:57.680 Yeah.

01:38:57.960 Nickel sometimes bring up his home state, you know, constantly or something.

01:39:01.260 Every now and then, Rogan's got to give Jamie Vernon a death stare. 0.99

01:39:04.620 Shoot him a death stare. 1.00

01:39:05.640 Like, you want to get your head kicked off right now? 1.00

01:39:08.740 Press the button. 0.92

01:39:09.700 Check out Tim Dillon's show.

01:39:14.720 Um, I'll see you later tonight.

01:39:16.300 Yeah.

01:39:16.760 Thanks so much for coming in, man.

01:39:18.100 You bet.

01:39:18.520 I appreciate it.

01:39:19.100 Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:39:25.100 I must be cornerstone.

01:39:30.340 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:39:35.720 I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind.

01:39:51.280 Shine that light on me I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song I will sing it just for you

01:40:14.020 And now I've been moving way too fast On a runaway train with a heavy load of my past

01:40:26.240 And these rails that I've been riding on They're worn so thin that they're damn near gone

01:40:34.580 I guess now they just weren't built to be

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - July 24, 2020

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