E292 Chelcie Lynn
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 35 minutes
Words per Minute
192.13142
Summary
Comedian Chelsea Lynn joins Betsy and Amanda to talk about how she spends her money and how she deals with the heat in her home in San Diego, CA. She also talks about what it's like growing up in a house without air conditioning.
Transcript
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Today's guest is hilarious. She makes me laugh. She makes me feel good.
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And I'm just really just, I mean, I'm just tickled.
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I cannot, and very few women get to know what that's like.
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Is your, I know I've seen some of your family members that are more kind of a Rubenesque vibe.
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Do you feel, do you, is your family just kind of a bigger family?
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I've got two sisters and an aunt and cousins, and that's really about it.
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It'll be good. We'll just sweat the whole time.
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Oh, and it's been hotter than, this is like Texas heat.
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Well, it's bad, and I just didn't know what to do, so I got one of those floor fans, and
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I took all the ice out of the freezer and put it right on the floor right in front of
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I'm not used to luxury, but I'm used to freaking having Eric and Dick.
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Look, you know what, you really, I'll tell you this, the second went, an hour after it
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went out, I was Googling like Native American shit.
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I'm starting to see, I'm texting my mom, I'm like, aren't we part Cherokee or whatever?
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I can't even handle, you know, just the lack of just.
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Greg, my husband, bitches about the electric bill because I run the air 24-7.
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Dude, nothing goes with a Percocet, like a little bit of air conditioning, you know?
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Oh, I don't even know what I was talking about.
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But he, so he, you have the air conditioner going.
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Oh, so that's what I, that's what I spend my money on.
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Last summer, one of our bills was like $1,200 for the, yeah.
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And I was like, he threw a, I was like, I don't give a fuck.
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If this is living large, this is living large, son.
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Because I saw you down there at the comedy store.
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That's the first time, yeah, I ever knew about you.
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So I was like, man, I want to go see some comedy.
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First video, I was like, I'm buying fucking tickets.
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And afterwards were so fucking nice to me and my sisters.
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And then you blew up and now I'm on your podcast.
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I mean, I think we really lucked out even by having you on this week because I feel like
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you're kind of having like a moment a little bit.
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For a lot of people, it's kind of coming out of the closet or whatever, but this is like
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a, like a, like I saw you on Michael Bisping's damn Instagram and I'm just like, how are
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I just started TikTok and got a million on TikTok in like two months and I've posted
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like four videos and I'm just kind of like, okay, million, whatever.
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I think especially right like now, I feel like people have been, you know, I feel like
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there's, it's, Instagram has been a while, around for a while now.
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So it's not, you know, people aren't just as like, oh yeah, I'm getting, you know, I'm
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in, I'm following anybody, you know, I'll follow any, you know, there was a time I'll
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I'll follow anybody that's not in a damn wheelchair.
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My requirements were very slim at a certain point.
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I mean, this is your damn fricking electronic JFK right here.
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Just sitting on my couch in a muumuu, just watching Dateline.
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And I was like, oh, I had a friend text me and he was like, oh, congratulations on
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I knew it happened that day, but I was like, oh, I get on there.
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Everybody's like, hey, you're going to celebrate.
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Like, you know how people get balloons and shit?
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I made fun of it a while back and my sister was going to get me balloons just to fuck
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Look, I think if you're getting congratulation balloons, you aren't doing enough with your
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I'm going to go out on a damn limb and say that.
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Because anytime somebody needs to get you damn balloons to show that you have some kind
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You see some fucktard walk over with a pack of balloons and a damn, you know.
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And then my aunt one time, like, they have the little thing that's filled with a, it
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If you're buying a balloon in a balloon, you got money.
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But that's when I was just like, holy smokes, like, this is so crazy.
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And it's so awesome that everybody starts to know about you, you know.
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And do you feel like your funny comes from where?
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Like, because you weren't a stand-up to start with.
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So how did, yeah, let's do your origin story, damn it.
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Yeah, so, you know, I don't know where the funny comes from.
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I think I had such a, I guess, a shitty childhood that I kind of had to, you know, I was the poor kid in school.
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I was the large kid in school, you know, so I had to have something.
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I was like, man, I wish I could vlog back then.
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Like, was there, like, an environment that you were kind of really shined in, you know?
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Was it a particular place or with a certain group?
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You know, I've always remembered this, and this may be cheesy as hell, but I remember the first time I made a room laugh.
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And I was in seventh grade basketball practice.
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Everybody's getting ready for class or whatever.
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And, um, I don't know what I said, but the whole fucking locker room was piss in their pants.
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So that was, like, the first time I remember, like, you know.
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When you're saying that, it makes me, it takes me back to those times.
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Yeah, but, like, there's something magical when you don't feel like you have something
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And then when they say that you're funny, you're like, oh.
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Oh, it's almost like, thank God, there's some, I have some way.
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Do you ever say something, do you ever say something and then somebody dies laughing
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But they thought it was the funniest thing they've ever heard in their life.
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Well, I think you start to become, well, some people start to become kind of, there's
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times where I know I'm doing something funny and people don't know it yet.
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It's just I know my brain starts to see a pattern of, like, oh, this is where they're
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at and this is where my brain is over here right now.
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And so, in a second, this is all, you know, this corner is going to turn or something.
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Like, when I watch your videos, I notice a lot.
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Like when your cousin Jim, when that little fellow just turns his head at a certain angle.
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And I just see the cut of that boy's just damn, where his neck just runs right into his damn
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And so, I think there's one thing that really, for me, about you is that you're, the people
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you find funny, I find so funny that it's like, oh, wow, I can trust her on different
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levels, not only to entertain me, but also, like, she sees, like, something that a lot
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You know, I mean, some people see this fellow little Jim and they might even, you know,
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You know, you get a couple of damn, you know, positive football players.
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And they'll play damn fullback in a fucking haunted house with this dude, you know.
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But, yeah, I think that's one of the things I notice as I see more of your stuff that makes
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me laugh more, I think is like trusting that you're going to lead me also to something
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And just the cuteness of it, like the damn aunt and just the.
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There's a whole storyline to it and it's all made up on the spot, man.
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I try to remember the storyline for future shit.
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It's just such a good, you do, you do such a great job.
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Of just bringing joy, especially during like the coronavirus time.
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I feel like I've had such a tough time during all this of trying to like figure out what's
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funny or be like, just be in the funny, you know.
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Do you feel like it's been tougher during this time or do you feel like?
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I feel like my, well, my shit's been thriving since, you know.
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My, just everything for some reason, just total opposite for me.
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And you, I don't know if you remember, but like two or three years ago we did the Josh
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And do you remember me telling you, I was like, man, I don't know.
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And I literally was like, I left and I was like, yeah, he's right.
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And so I've literally started to standup because of that.
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Well, I think some people, it's like you want to, you just want to listen to the person.
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You know, sometimes if people are selling jokes, sometimes people are selling joy, not
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really selling it, but you know, I just feel like people want to be in your world, you
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know, and once you create like a world, people want to be in it.
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So, so with starting out, you started out where at, like just being funny, where'd you
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Did y'all have like a, like a youth group or something, a religious youth group?
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We had this thing called the upper room and my best friend's family ran it.
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And they just had like pool tables and, and Christian rock.
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We've got, oh, when I was there, we didn't even have a stoplight.
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Now there's a stoplight because we have the world's largest casino.
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We have nothing but dirt roads, one convenience store.
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So Thackerville, so you graduated from there and then you went, because I was kind of,
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it was kind of surprising when I saw you in San Diego, because I'm like, this doesn't
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He's looking for, he was looking for a new job.
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I was working at Whole Foods at the time in the bakery.
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Come home from work and he's like, oh, I've got a job interview.
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And I was literally like, I thought he was fucking with me.
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I'm like, why did you apply for a job in San Diego?
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He's like, yeah, it's a unique group, you know, that they've been in business for a couple
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And once I got out, once we got out here, I was like, I don't want to live anywhere else.
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And then that's when shit started to pop for me.
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I mean, moving from a place where you have the comfort and you guys, especially going from
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like into Dallas, that's a big move to go out west.
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And then you get the shock of everything being more expensive out here, which is so true.
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I think our one bedroom apartment was like $700 a month.
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We come out here and it's like $2,200 for, you know what I mean?
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Now, when we moved to San Diego, I had just started the social media stuff.
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And then it just slowly, we've been in San Diego seven years, almost eight maybe.
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And so with the social media, so you do the characters kind of, but a lot of it, you always
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It's always seems like a mix of you and the characters and just like a kind of a world kind
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of, do you ever get like scared to try something new?
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So I've, years ago, I tried to do a couple other characters besides Trailer Trash Tammy
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But this, you know, we're trying to have Nick keep his job.
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And so this is where he interjects good videos.
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Are you scared to say something really outrageous or so outrageous that people might take offense
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to it and you might get what we call cancel culture?
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I'm not like in terms of comedy, not afraid to say anything.
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So in that way, I'm not, I guess I'm not scared to, but the cancel culture thing.
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You gotta, I mean, you gotta watch like, it's ridiculous.
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I feel like you, yeah, that's on, that's definitely always on the back of my mind.
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I mean, all my, I didn't know all my friends were damn sex offenders, you know, until,
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So like I have a Netflix special that we're going to do sometime in when the world opens
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So we have like a deal over there and trying to work on a cartoon right now.
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And so I get scared of, I know that those are the things that are at risk for me.
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So it's like, I can, you know, I can say whatever I want to say, but I have to, since those things
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If it were just my podcast and just social medias, then I wouldn't, I think I wouldn't,
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there wouldn't be anything on that other side of the teeter totter to lose.
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But right now those are things where an article or something and then people get scared.
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And in the podcasting world, it's like, you know, some of the guys that something happens
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and then people are like, well, why don't they still do their podcast?
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And well, because the advertisers say, we don't want to be on this podcast right now.
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And so then, you know, they just get, they get really nervous, I guess, as well, you
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know, but anyway, so yeah, where does it, where, where does it hit with you?
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Oh gosh, for me, so anything political, I don't mess with for multiple reasons, not really
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because I'm scared of the cancel culture thing, but for me, it's like, you know, I, yeah, I
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have a large platform and I've, and very rarely will people message me and say, you need to
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use your platform for this or that 99.9% of people message me and say, thank you for
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not, thank you for being a place where I can go and get away from that and laugh.
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So that's the number one reason why I, I really, you know, try to stick with just comedy, nothing
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And, and it's not that I'm afraid of like the backlash or whatever.
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It's just, you know, literally Dolly Parton is my, you know, and I'm just following her
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She really keeps it like, you know, I'm just here to bring entertainment, bring laughs,
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I'm not here to, you can go to another page for that shit.
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Something to hold a set of balloons down, you know?
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You need a big titty, something to hold down a set of damn get well balloons.
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You know, you get these small titties, dude, you'll never get well.
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Dude, I remember my mother had the smallest breast, God forbid, and I love her.
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And she listens to this podcast, which almost breaks my heart a lot of times, but, and makes
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I mean, you had to beat a little milk out of them.
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And so that's why I think I still got that nervous energy.
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You know, you see a baby trying to just breastfeed off a small titty.
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But yeah, one thing, so then I start to feel like this.
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I start to feel like, well, as comedians, you're also supposed to, and this may be where
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maybe the line gets a little different for me coming from a background more of stand-up
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comedy, is that you're supposed to be able to comment on things.
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You're supposed to be able to at least be able to take a swing at things without, you
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know, without being judged just for taking a swing.
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And so that's where it gets tricky for me sometimes with stand-up because it's like
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you want to be able to kind of speak out or push the boundaries or, and then it really
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starts to feel real, real limiting when your voice starts to get limited, you know?
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But then maybe I'm like, I just need to start to be more creative.
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I start to, you know, I'm finally starting to land in that place instead of the place
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of, oh, this, you know, ah, you know, the frustration.
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For, see, for stand-up comedy, I feel like it's, I feel like that's fine for sure to
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I'm worried about like, oh, an old tweet or if I say something in a vlog, I really
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have the, and not that I go around saying shit that would get me canceled anyway.
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I really don't, but you, you have to like, yeah, you have to like watch that shit if
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you're, if you're doing stuff not only on the stage.
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You know, like you, if you put yourself out there everywhere, stage, you just
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The possibility of more people getting offended as well.
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Well, it's just, I mean, what if 10 years from now it's, they have semen lives matter, you
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know, and anybody that ever swallowed after a blow job is going to jail.
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Because we just don't know what the line is going to be in the future.
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I, uh, I had a lady come to the house to give me a massage that I found on the internet.
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And so I made a whole Instagram story making fun of her and telling them what happened.
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She passed out during my massage, but it's a whole thing.
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And when, you know, people don't make fun of her.
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And I literally said, I'm going to make fun of whatever the fuck I want to make fun of.
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I decided to splurge and find someone to come to the house and give a massage.
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Look, I've been on this site and so has Nick, to be honest with you.
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But thankfully I have blockers on my phone now, so I'm doing well.
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You couldn't even hardly understand her when she talked.
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But then she, so she comes in and I'm immediately weirded out.
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I almost tell her I'll pay her for her time, but she's got to bounce.
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I went in, dropped the $300 off the balcony down to the woman.
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Like it was some kind of freaking, just some kind of bootleg Mardi Gras.
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That's what I like, that entrepreneurial spirit.
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Um, then she tells me that she left her phone and purse in his car and she forgot to tell
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Asked if she can log into her Facebook somewhere and message him.
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Well, see now then I think that that's totally fine.
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She, she fell asleep on me during my massage and was still massaging me.
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She passed out on me and was still massaging me.
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And she, and she still laying on me goes, yeah, why?
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Well, that's called, they used to call it crackstruction, dude.
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So they used to have people that would do crack and they would come and build, like
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They had a group of young men that would do crack and you'd see them out there zombied
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Dude, I saw a guy, speaking of building, I saw a guy on crack one time at a, uh, build
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Zero eyes open, you know, zero out of two eyes open.
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Even the little, where you put the one, two, three on the feet.
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Like if you put that dude right now in a court of law with the hand, one hand on the
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Bible or, or even just a Berenstain Bears book, you know, whatever meant more to him.
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And you asked him, Hey bugaboo, you know, did you ever build a bear?
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And I'm not giving up on my ability to conversate with you yet.
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Some are like kind of the same old hat, but yeah, we got a lot for you.
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Was it that cowboy killer or was it that smokeless lip filler gang gang nicotine buzz?
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Where I'm from, that's a damn highlight reel, bro.
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Oh, somebody's getting married in this motherfucker, bro.
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I mean, I've tried it, but I've never like been a smoker.
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Um, my grandma and parent, everyone around me growing up, chain smokers.
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So I, you know, as a little kid would like try, nah.
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We were always decked out in Marlboro, everything, head to toe.
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And you had to smoke like $20,000 worth of cigarettes to get a jacket.
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Yeah, those are some prize pieces back in the day.
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If you saw that, it was, the adults did the Marlboros and the children did those Kool-Aid
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points that were on the back of the little Kool-Aid packets.
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Every year, we'd have a family meeting, and we'd do what we wanted to do with the points,
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You could get a little, one year, we spent all of them, got my little sister a damn vest,
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It was almost like a discontinued life jacket, you know, that they were marking in his clothing.
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But, yeah, those Marlboros, and so your family would just smoke them?
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That was like, we had no cable, so what else were we going to do, you know?
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We got tired of soap operas, so we just sat there and watched them smoke.
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I haven't watched them since high school, but she still watches them.
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Here's a young lady right here that has a question.
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If you didn't like my last question, here's another question.
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Theo, one time you said that you have like a nose power when you go into a public bathroom.
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You can tell if someone just took a dump or not.
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I think a lot of people have that power, but what's worse than that is if you go into the
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female bathroom after a girl who's currently going through the time of the month, that smell
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Chelsea, since you're a girl and you can attest to that, tell Theo what's up.
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Plus, you know because apparently your sister's got a little funky.
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Thank you so much for being so funny and awesome.
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Because I've always had this superpower and it's a, I mean, I guess some people say it's
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not a superpower, but if I go into a bathroom, if someone has been doing poop in there, I
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So, the whole female thing, it smells like you walked into a room that has a pile of a
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Like a little, like the back of the bank that holds all the coins.
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It's like a copper smell mixed in with some funk.
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And so, you know, when you walk in there, you know if that's been going on?
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Like they'll, well, that's why, okay, that's if she wore a pad and it's soaked up in fucking
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a gallon of blood and then leaves it in the trash.
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At least drop it off at the fire department on the steps.
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I knew that, but I didn't know that people are just abandoning potential families.
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On that little family pinata, I didn't know people are just abandoning those things.
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At least throw it out the window on the interstate.
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That's why I'm quick to use the men's bathroom.
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And the men's bathroom is usually empty and the women's is always full.
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Well, it's really, you know, it's really a strong move when you say that because nowadays
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I don't want to be, I'm just afraid of everything.
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You know, I'll go out there and write a W.O. on the fucking door.
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No, if it's like a big men's bathroom with like urinals and stalls and there's other men,
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Like a gas station bathroom with one and there's one, you know, and the women's is full.
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I'll go to the men's, but I won't walk in there and walk up beside a urinal and, you know,
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And do you all, have you guys ever been to the bathrooms at the Dallas Cowboys stadium
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Your husband's here and he didn't take you there?
00:34:39.840
I fucking hate a claim jumper, but I've been to that bitch three times.
00:34:53.580
There's four rooms before you get to anything that has water in it.
00:35:00.360
I mean, there's no, I'm sure the lines are non-existent.
00:35:07.400
It's just, anyway, just when you started talking about size of restrooms, it really, it took
00:35:39.520
But it is just, it's really, it's really high end.
00:35:46.880
What, what is, so what's kind of like, do you, do you see yourself now?
00:35:51.420
Like, obviously, you know, you got a lot of people interested.
00:36:20.240
I'm not like, you know, it's just, I don't know how to explain it.
00:36:37.020
So those things change people or can change people.
00:36:42.300
It's just all kind of like, I'm trying to just, does that make sense?
00:36:59.980
Money's kind of scary because I feel like I never had any money and I don't, and I just don't, I think I always judged people with money as well.
00:37:11.580
And so then when you start to make some money, you're like, damn, those people were just, you know, I don't want to be the same way that I felt like those people were towards me maybe.
00:37:22.060
But also just realizing like those people were just people probably trying to do their best.
00:37:27.580
Yeah, it's, it's, it's definitely kind of scary.
00:37:33.820
You know, it's like, especially coming from, I feel like some of the environments maybe you and I are from where, you know, it always, the people with money were always kind of the bad guy felt like.
00:37:49.540
You went over to somebody's house and they had, you know, curtains, you know, and you're like, these motherfuckers.
00:37:57.280
No, I was, I was about to say, it's not even like where we're from.
00:38:02.700
It's like people that lived in like a three bedroom, two bath brick house with a trampoline in the backyard was rich to me.
00:38:13.480
If you have a minivan parked out front, you have money.
00:38:17.260
Dude, if my, this kid, Brandon broke his fucking head open on a stack of bricks that were next to their trampoline.
00:38:29.540
Cause that meant they were building something and you had money.
00:38:34.800
Splitting your head open on some fucking high end textiles, you piece of shit.
00:38:41.500
So yeah, I think I had so much judgment sometimes against that whole universe that it makes me feel just way uncomfortable.
00:38:52.840
You know, I've still live in the same apartment I've been in for the past seven, seven years.
00:38:56.320
And so I'm just afraid sometimes to spend any money.
00:39:08.920
Greg drives a truck that has a half a million miles on it.
00:39:13.420
Although he just bought a brand new fucking $70,000 Roadrunner.
00:39:30.520
Some of y'all are going to split in the divorce.
00:39:38.380
And you know, I don't have a million dollars in the bank, but I'm making more than I ever
00:39:48.740
I'll fricking let you hickey my butt in that thing.
00:39:51.260
I thought you were talking about that thing at Brennan Shaw.
00:39:53.180
I hope you should drive that damn, look like a big mosquito.
00:40:08.240
It's been sitting in our driveway for eight months.
00:40:11.220
So what is it about being down there and saying, oh, wait, you don't drive it at all
00:40:21.500
He's going to take it to the, he's going to take it to the, he's going to take
00:40:28.240
Dude, I would like to go sit in one, one of those.
00:40:34.260
I want to be just that, like, I want to be medieval Knievel.
00:40:40.060
I want to be on a dirt bike, but with a damn Lance.
00:40:49.960
What is it you feel like about being down there in San Diego and in that area?
00:40:53.160
I really like it because it's still California, but it's not LA.
00:41:05.160
I know that's stupid to say, but like, you know, Texas was miserable and you're hardly
00:41:15.320
I don't think it would take a lot to get us to move.
00:41:18.220
I think if we were to move anywhere else, it would be Austin.
00:41:23.220
Which, you know, we're going back to the heat, but I love the Austin area.
00:41:26.640
But I'm, I think we're going to be here for the rest of our lives.
00:41:42.020
I keep saying, oh, in five years, we've been married.
00:41:47.440
And I'll say, oh, let's wait three or four years and come back and see.
00:41:50.860
And then every three or four years, we're like, no, no.
00:41:55.140
So, and then now my career's kind of taken off.
00:41:58.360
I won't be like, if we don't have kids, I don't think either of us are going to be like,
00:42:06.240
Now, would you freeze a batch of them eggs, you'd think?
00:42:14.480
For me, I'm thinking if it happens, it was meant to be.
00:42:18.340
So I'm not going to go out of my way, you know?
00:42:25.580
I've never had, so I've never had like a strong desire to have kids.
00:42:31.640
And I've always said, I won't until that happens.
00:42:36.280
You know, I used to work with this old lady and she asked me if I had kids and I said,
00:42:42.460
Don't have kids just because you feel like you should have, because it'll make it harder.
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I won't do shit if I don't have like my week planned out, my day-to-day.
00:47:59.600
I'm going to teach them how to cook at a grocery shop.
00:48:03.580
Because so many damn adults don't know how to cook.
00:48:15.840
And so I'm like, y'all are going to learn how to cook.
00:48:17.980
Even if they were boys, I would teach them how to cook.
00:48:22.500
Even if we, all you make every night is macaroni and cheese, you're going to learn how to do
00:48:27.520
You know, we're split up an apple or something.
00:48:31.120
I remember we used to do like when my mom would work.
00:48:34.680
And so we would make whatever, you know, we had at the house.
00:48:37.880
So we'd always come up with some real bad ideas and shit and make it like, we used to do macaroni
00:48:44.920
Because I think we went through a little phase of that shit and it was.
00:48:56.100
But the thing is, did you make it a second time and a third?
00:49:03.760
Then the other three would try to up, outdo them, you know, with their bullshit idea.
00:49:11.320
So she would just fucking burn all kinds of shit.
00:49:22.180
When you see, so you have a lot of interaction with like a lot of different celebrities and
00:49:31.240
I know you had the fan attack video with Luke Bryan.
00:49:38.940
And his mother was just one of the best moments ever.
00:49:43.920
So I have never, ever reached out to a celebrity.
00:50:01.980
Luke and his wife, they call me like, because I was supposed to go to this charity event.
00:50:16.780
Is it somebody who works with him messaged you?
00:50:26.740
And then him and his wife FaceTimed me like a week before I was supposed to go out there.
00:50:34.560
So I get there and I'm thinking it's just going to be just a simple.
00:50:41.640
And I've been telling my mom, my mom all morning that there's a crazy fan out there and that she's threatening to kill us.
00:50:51.560
So this is like, is she going to make sure she doesn't have a gun?
00:50:55.840
Like, because I didn't know he was going to like tell her that I was threatening to kill.
00:51:11.840
Y'all could damn if I could set a bear trap on the third hole for Randy.
00:51:35.740
And that's something nice about an older person.
00:51:47.960
You can give her a big hug and double over like that.
00:51:50.260
Next thing you know, you've done a full body search.
00:51:53.380
But we did the prank and I thought she was going to, I mean, I felt, I instantly thought
00:53:11.860
Shows that she's still got that mother wolf in her, you know?
00:53:15.680
Afterwards, she was like, I was going to whoop your ass.
00:53:25.820
She was throwing that shit like she was warming up.
00:53:30.420
Like, she was about to pitch some fucking haters right in your face, man.
00:53:36.920
So, do you feel like that world kind of embraces you, though?
00:53:42.700
Because I feel like you're just so, I feel like you're for everybody.
00:53:49.800
I have a, from everywhere, from all, I mean, every ethnicity, I think people assume that
00:53:58.720
only, you know, white Southern people follow me.
00:54:05.540
I feel like I'm for everybody because everybody loves redneck humor.
00:54:09.160
You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy that, you know?
00:54:15.560
Like, even if you're looking at your YouTube, then it's going through the drive-through and
00:54:18.800
just, you know, you know, the people snacking on different stuff and experiencing it and
00:54:28.300
Also, going through the drive-through with somebody, a lot of times, yeah, you get, you're
00:54:33.980
Dude, this shit gets, it's some damn intimacy because you're just chilling there.
00:54:38.160
That's the biggest commitment I've ever made sometimes is being three cars deep in a drive-through
00:54:45.380
You know, those drive-through videos are my most popular and most requested videos,
00:55:00.360
I like the donut one that you and Jim did when y'all stacked those different types of meals.
00:55:07.280
Like a couple of years ago, mukbang, it's called mukbang or something.
00:55:15.560
They started getting like, people were getting millions and millions of views and making
00:55:19.520
And I'm like, and I said, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
00:55:41.200
And it's, it's my most, if I go a week or two without doing one, my DMs are like, when's
00:55:59.020
I also love, it's just like, I think it just feels, it obviously like it's produced your
00:56:07.560
shit, you know, it's like you guys are doing it, but it just feels, I don't know.
00:56:13.680
I'm trying to think of what really makes me get into it.
00:56:17.220
You know, I'm trying to think of what makes me.
00:56:19.720
It's almost, it's almost like watching a car wreck.
00:56:22.740
I think it's no, because for me, sorry, like for me it is because I just have been in that
00:56:29.560
situation so many times and never like just been in a moment like that.
00:56:34.120
And you're like, yeah, this is actually kind of close to what shit is like when you're just
00:56:37.740
kind of with somebody, you know, and you have to decide on food and you display your best
00:56:44.500
Sometimes is it the, you know, when the drive through lady says, what can I get you?
00:56:47.900
You know, and you get to see if the person's nice or not, if they say, yeah, thank you.
00:56:54.200
So I think some of that just seeing, it just feels real human.
00:57:01.620
Do you think about doing like something that's more in the acting world?
00:57:07.140
I know you've had some stuff go on, but do you think about that kind of, or are you kind
00:57:11.780
I'm happy with the space I'm in, but, and if I don't go beyond that, I'll be so happy
00:57:19.700
and content, but yeah, I'm, I'm trying to write a Tanya movie right now.
00:57:25.180
So we'll see if that ever gets made or happy, you know, you know how shit goes, like, you
00:57:28.720
know, but I'm trying to write a Tanya movie, got some stuff kind of going on the work.
00:57:38.820
But I'm just taking it a day at a time and I'm, you know, opportunities.
00:57:47.560
I would, I'm trying to think if I have a opportunity at something I'm doing, I would, I would certainly
00:57:59.760
What kind of thing could we, what kind of even thing, what kind of characters could we
00:58:10.280
If I, if I make a Tanya movie, you got to make a cameo in the Tanya movie.
00:58:18.440
I'm not doing a damn birthday party for somebody for $9.
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You just got to be, you just got to be in the movie.
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I want to be a damn, you know, somebody that runs and works at a gift shop or somebody that,
00:58:38.360
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I freaking left some stuff out on the counter at home.
01:01:05.240
I left some blueberries and I left a damn London broil.
01:01:12.320
It's like a kind of a high-end kind of mead, I guess, or medium end.
01:01:17.360
Oh, that may be done for just because of the heat and the no air.
01:01:37.080
Yeah, you know, it's a little more, I feel like it's a little more, like, there's not
01:01:43.820
It looks kind of great, but there's not a lot of taste to it.
01:01:49.660
Wait, but it says grilled steak served cut diagonally, so it's just the cut.
01:02:00.160
But they cut it out of a place that definitely-
01:02:05.100
Like, when I'm eating it, as compared to, like, a brisket or something, it doesn't stand
01:02:11.360
Because if you're eating a brisket, you're not thinking about Paris, France.
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If I'm having a brisket, I'm thinking about wherever I am at that moment.
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Ex-Navy SEAL, credited with killing Osama bin Laden.
01:02:34.800
People got angry with him on Twitter because he was bragging about not wearing a mask.
01:02:38.860
He took a selfie with a Marine behind him, or a guy in a Marine cap who had a mask on,
01:02:53.740
I almost wondered if he was tweeting out of, like, trying to get back at the guy.
01:02:58.080
I think it's the rivalry between SEALs and Marines.
01:03:05.600
Recently, I saw a dang man in a Marine's hat, and I thought it said Mariners on it,
01:03:12.580
And so I'm asking him about Ichiro and, you know, all of these different guys and Ken Griffey Jr.
01:03:19.640
and all this shit, and the guy is looking at him like, I am a damn-
01:03:25.380
He looks at me like I'm a damn still-in-school adult, you know?
01:03:34.420
But, dude, I think if you kill bin Laden, dude, I don't think you have to wear a mask.
01:03:39.060
I don't think that dude needs to wear a damn shirt if he doesn't want to.
01:03:44.060
I don't care if he wears damn two dicks to a urinal.
01:03:55.960
You know how hard it is for a ginger to sneak through the damn, through, you know, where
01:04:00.700
it gets, I mean, it gets pretty, you know, it's more of a tan environment over there in
01:04:09.420
So you're just going to lollygag through with a damn, you know, with that damn torch skin?
01:04:19.120
I mean, I just don't know if this guy needs, I mean, he should wear a shirt that said, hey,
01:04:22.780
I'm not wearing a mask because I killed Osama bin Laden.
01:04:27.980
I think, but for me, I feel like he gets out of jail free.
01:04:31.800
Eh, I don't, I mean, I wear a mask just to, I guess, respect other people, but if-
01:04:37.860
If someone comes, if I'm in the grocery store and someone's not, I'm not, I don't say anything
01:04:51.700
I don't want to be, I'm not even a damn mask parole officer, you know?
01:04:56.920
Like, I have certain feelings about the whole pandemic and everything, but I wear a mask.
01:05:02.480
It's like somebody, it's like shaking somebody's hand when you meet them.
01:05:06.320
And if you feel comfortable after that, if people choose not to, then that's between them.
01:05:11.080
I feel like it's between consenting adults almost kind of.
01:05:13.880
But I think if, for me, this guy killed Bin Laden, I think this dude doesn't have to
01:05:20.200
wear damn shoes into a freaking 7-Eleven if he doesn't want to.
01:05:30.620
He should be able to do whatever he wants, not wear the mask.
01:05:35.140
Uber and Lyft might shut down in California on Friday because they're trying to make all
01:05:41.240
the drivers be employees instead of independent contractors.
01:05:45.180
They're threatening to just withdraw from California and just shut down.
01:05:48.660
And there won't be Uber and Lyft in California all of a sudden on Friday.
01:05:54.840
Because it's California State that is trying to protect the employees or independent contractors
01:06:02.740
But if they shut down, then it's hurting everybody.
01:06:22.680
The only windstorm and the only tree in Los Angeles too.
01:06:31.840
They actually said 2,000 trees were cleared from Los Angeles that night.
01:06:59.800
Sometimes I get damn judgmental when I'm in there and I just...
01:07:04.220
In my head, I'll have like a stack of dimes that I'm giving as a tip.
01:07:09.180
And each time they do something a little that doesn't really meet my fancy, I guess.
01:07:21.160
A lady gave me a ride from here to home and smacked her gum so much that I had to go see
01:07:33.000
And it was just irrational how much she did it.
01:07:36.260
And another thing, talking to me about a lot of different stuff.
01:07:49.620
And it's hard to curtail that conversation, you know?
01:07:53.240
Do you ever have people ask you that don't know who you are, oh, what do you do?
01:08:16.780
I have some basic kind of lies I'll tell, you know?
01:08:31.560
If it's somebody that's not going to talk much, that's how I'll gauge what answer I give.
01:08:38.240
Because when you say comedian or you say YouTuber or whatever you say, if I know that they're going to be like, oh, let me put...
01:08:51.620
I usually say like social media marketing, which I don't even know what that is.
01:09:02.920
But I hate it when people ask me what I do, and I don't know why.
01:09:07.140
I think it's because they do, like once you tell them, they like want to look you up.
01:09:14.860
They're playing me a thing of mine once I'm while he's driving.
01:09:21.220
Do you have this instance where if you are with somebody and they don't...
01:09:27.200
It's kind of uncomfortable sometimes if people are giving you attention and they're not giving it to somebody else that you're with,
01:09:32.580
which they wouldn't probably because they don't know that person or they're not a fan of them,
01:09:36.580
I always feel so uncomfortable because I'm like, man, I don't want my friend to not feel good or not feel like I'm more important than them, you know?
01:09:48.800
If I'm with, like, my, you know, family, like my sisters or, like, my close, close friends that are, like, used to it, I'm fine.
01:09:55.260
But if I'm with someone that's, like, you know, never...
01:09:58.120
Like, for instance, I was in Nashville before the pandemic and I was visiting some college friends.
01:10:04.380
We went out and I had people recognize me and it's awkward when they're just kind of standing there, like, you know.
01:10:14.500
Like, when they're not giving anybody else attention and they're kind of making a big deal about you, but...
01:10:19.040
Yeah, it makes you feel some type of way a little bit.
01:10:23.140
I know when I walk in a room, I can tell, like, who knows, who doesn't,
01:10:31.520
It's like you've been through this little drill so many times.
01:10:42.240
This guy's not going to say anything, but he...
01:10:51.620
Because I always get some real mukbangs that know you.
01:10:57.500
And a lot of closeted men are always hollering at me.
01:11:06.260
Like, guys want to go on a damn walk or something.
01:11:37.260
One thing that gets me, though, I feel like we need a damn centralized mask.
01:11:45.600
Somebody cut out part of a hat and taped it over their face, you know.
01:11:50.000
Some guy shows up and you think he's a surgeon and he fucking works at Best Buy.
01:11:58.900
Like, there's no protocol for unleash a mask that everyone needs.
01:12:05.900
Did you see that viral meme going around just a few days ago?
01:12:09.700
He had it tucked up and under his sunglasses and he was using his beard as a mask.
01:12:19.720
One guy had his hand amputated and he saved it and he got it put in front of his...
01:12:29.120
It's just beautiful to see a lot of stuff that's going on.
01:12:38.900
You got people just goddamn half a panty in front of their head.
01:12:51.520
It's like, oh, as long as you walk in, you know.
01:13:12.380
Just anything in front of your mouth, that's not a real...
01:13:20.940
As long as it's connected behind your ears, fucking anything, dude.
01:13:34.760
You'll have a fellow just comb his bangs straight down across his face.
01:13:42.360
And then you got some 60-year-old man in a damn Raggedy Andy mask over there.
01:13:55.060
I've never thought about that until you brought it up.
01:14:00.460
Nick, bring up the Anti-Maskers League if you can.
01:14:13.600
Marijuana vending machines are now available in Colorado with more to follow.
01:14:26.300
I was like 28 the first time I ever smoked weed.
01:14:29.080
I used to on occasion, and it started giving me panic attacks.
01:14:57.680
So, it was one of those great laughing, you know?
01:15:07.720
So, I smoke CBD now because I still like the smell.
01:15:16.160
And I don't feel like somebody's going to murder me.
01:15:19.780
Honest to God, I remember the worst, the worst time I ever got paranoid during it.
01:15:29.240
And I was positive that Greg was going to kill me.
01:15:33.240
Like, I thought, he's going to murder me tonight.
01:15:39.040
Oh, which is the first sign of somebody who's going to murder you.
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And he leans over and goes, good night, baby, and gives me a kiss.
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Dude, when you're high, you're like, oh, this motherfucker's going to kill me.
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And the next thing you know, they go and take a sip of water.
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Um, what about, do you ever, I feel like, I remember one time getting so high and going
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And it was just like, can you believe everybody's tripping out, dude?
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And then I'm starting to think, yeah, I started getting paranoid and thinking that people,
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Because it looks like a damn crime scene when you're at a funeral.
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When you're high at a funeral, it is a straight up whodunit.
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And you happen to have a funeral on the docket.
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It can be either fucking amazing and the best or can bring so much fucking fear.
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The Anti-Mask League of San Francisco was an organization formed to protest the requirement
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for people in San Francisco to wear masks during the 1918 pandemic.
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And actually, there's a New York Times article.
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So basically, they had something very much like what we have now where people didn't
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There was people getting ill and there's people in the street.
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Like if you didn't have a mask on, you could get a fine for like $5 up to $25.
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If you're doing a damn gender reveal and it's your friend page.
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Hell, the first infection go down a little bit.
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Was identified in March at Army Base in Kansas.
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By the fall of 1918, seven cities have put in effect mandatory face mask laws.
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And the masked city, San Francisco, became known as the masked city because of this pandemic.
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Yeah, somebody shot somebody eventually because they weren't wearing a mask.
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On October 28, a blacksmith named James Wisser stood on Powell and Market Streets using a crowd to urging a crowd to dispose of their masks.
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You always want to make money and then bam, son, that shit gets you right in the chin.
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Nobody's killed anybody yet for not wearing a mask or wearing one, I don't think.
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Do we have any other questions that came in, Nick?
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What do you feel about this coming up like the holidays and Halloween?
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Well, every year we have a big Halloween party.
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It's all like, because I don't really know anybody in San Diego.
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Like all my friends are up here in LA and stuff.
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It's like my sister's like employee, like work, what do you call them?
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They work at a plumbing, like a plumbing office.
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But anyway, there's always like a ton of people.
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It's one of those things where people invite people to where I don't know who's there.
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We'd start decorating like a month before, and we're probably not going to have it this
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But it seems like such a time when masks, you need masks.
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It's almost, you know, everybody has a mask on.
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I mean, I'm not calling you out for not having it.
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You know, even though I stay home all the time, I fucking love knowing.
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Yeah, that somebody's having a Halloween party.
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I think we were going to try to still have something, but not just invite like us and
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And you also get the judgment from social media.
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You know, if I were to have that big Halloween party, oh gosh.
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But I think we're just going to have something small.
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And then we're going home for Thanksgiving, which is the first time in like eight years
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We went to Tulsa and we went to the ball room or something.
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Um, so what I did before the pandemic was I would come out as me and do like, like 10
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And, um, I would thank everybody for coming and they think that was it.
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I'd be walking to the crowd and they're like, like, I paid, you know, like pissed.
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I'm thinking though, for the future shows, like, I'm just going to do Tammy.
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And I almost only did the Chelsea stuff just to see if I could do it as me.
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And I can, but it's more comfortable doing it as Tammy.
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Although everything I, I say is true and happened to me, but I tell it as Tammy.
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And what about that little, little gem at Little Sugar Calamari?
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He works at, he's assistant manager of the Dollar General.
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Well, a lot of people don't realize Dollar General, if you live in a small area, rural
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Yeah, for three towns or four towns, you go to wherever the...
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The Dollar General will be the place that everybody goes kind of for everything.
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And Dollar General is like popping in small towns.
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And I know it probably hadn't done well during this pandemic, but prior to that...
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Well, if they're still open, let me see them over the past two years.
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Where else can you judge your fucking neighbors and get a damn broom?
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And it feels like military-esque since it has General in it.
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You know, I think a lot of men don't mind going.
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I just had a vision that one day Dolly Parton comes on and you come on and guest host that
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Because I'm going to be getting a studio in Nashville starting on September 1st.
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But I'm also, we're not, we're keeping this and we're keeping, you know, everything, keeping
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I'm just kind of excited just to be able to like, I think just have different types of
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But I would, but it's so funny because I was listening to Dolly Parton sings that I
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She wrote that after she, she quit that show that she was on.
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She wrote it for Porter Wagner, who is her boss.
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She was on that show with him and she quit and he got pissed because she, she made the
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No, it's like, you ain't so-and-so and you ain't Porter.
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Her voice is different than anything else I've ever heard.
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She's got like a, yeah, almost like a Dolly voice.
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Like Dolly's voice is like, you know Dolly's singing.
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It's like Father Time just damn busting in your ear.
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We'll listen to a few seconds and then we'll get out of here.
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Your husband's not going to get jealous we're listening to this, is he?
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No, you could give me a reach around and he wouldn't get jealous.
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I think you just remind everybody, you know, that, you know, that just, you just, I don't
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Oh, I got a penis shaped like a damn candy corn though.
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You know, nobody wants to, you know, you don't want, you know, somebody orders a jug of
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milk and you break out milk, but it's in a dam, you know, it's in a cornucopia shape.
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Well, you just got to find people that, you just got to find a chick that's going to not
01:29:41.960
I've been dating too many shallow wings, you know, that don't like that candy corn.
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As long as your husband brings that damn haircut.
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And I've been looking at him in the distance, guys.
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I don't, maybe you guys, I don't even know if we said that he was in here, but, and he
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has an announcement to make actually as well right now.
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We're going to actually get to have dinner and dessert.
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I'm laying on my stomach for the first course and on my back for the second, baby.
01:30:34.700
But you guys have a new studio that you guys are going to put together, right?
01:30:44.500
Our house was built in the 70s and the room is underneath the staircase, but it's a big
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Even in the day, people have safe rooms, so the walls weren't finished.
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When we bought the house, we found an old phone in there from the 70s.
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Greg hasn't let me see in the room, but he's been working on it for months, so it's going
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Right when he came in, I could just see he was so excited.
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He seems just damn decent, which is the, it's as good as you can get these days for a man.
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We'll have to have you out there for our podcast.
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I would love to come down and I'm going to put it out in the world.
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I want to get Dolly and we'll have you come to Nashville and we'll do a
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It used to be a little Boosie was the goal and now it's Dolly Parton.
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And you don't, the podcast starts when you said?
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If you haven't seen Chelsea, which I don't know how you haven't because she's all over
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everything now, you got to check her out and we'll share all of her socials and everything
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Over the years, you've just been so encouraging.
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Even at times, you've just said something nice or just mentioned me on Instagram or anything.
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Well, you know I'm a huge fucking fan of yours, so thank you for having me.
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Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.
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Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.
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But it's going to take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself unwind.
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I'll sit and tell you my stories Shine on me And I will find a song I will sing it just for you
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And I've been moving way too fast On a runaway train with a heavy load of mouth
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And these wheels that I've been riding on They're worn so thin that they're damn near gone
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jonathan Kite and welcome to Kite Club,
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a podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts on things like current events, stand-up stories,
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And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head.
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Anyway, first rule of Kite Club is, tell everyone about Kite Club.
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