This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E308 Medium Debbie

00:00:00.000 medium debbie baby

00:00:02.540 I don't know where to begin man

00:00:10.520 that's what I feel sometimes I don't know where

00:00:14.360 I don't know where to begin

00:00:16.620 you know I think a lot of people during the

00:00:21.800 during this pandy have been feeling

00:00:25.100 like

00:00:27.300 like just they don't know where they are

00:00:31.420 in the stream

00:00:33.640 you know it used to be before the

00:00:38.480 the disease came you knew if you were a

00:00:42.360 you know if you were a salmon if you were swimming upstream

00:00:45.660 looking to have an egg or something have a baby

00:00:48.520 you knew if you were a frog you were kind of sitting on the bank kind of watching things go on

00:00:53.920 you knew if you were a snake

00:00:56.640 you know you kind of knew where you were in the stream

00:01:01.660 and now I kind of feel like the stream has just gotten

00:01:08.200 it's cold a second

00:01:11.800 you know the stream is backing up I mean it's

00:01:16.480 the rivers coming up in people's toilets I don't

00:01:19.580 you know sometimes I just don't know

00:01:22.920 I just I was in the current before

00:01:26.180 I felt like okay I'm in this current

00:01:28.360 and I know the banks I've come from and I know the

00:01:32.640 you know the tributaries that have created me and

00:01:35.860 the world had this flow to it

00:01:38.320 and now it's like 0.89

00:01:41.800 damn I don't know if I'm on the 0.95

00:01:44.840 you know I don't know if I'm on the 0.99

00:01:47.740 Titanic or if I'm a tadpole

00:01:49.520 it just gets

00:01:51.700 you know the structure is kind of

00:01:55.000 disappearing a little bit from society

00:01:56.880 I feel like

00:01:57.680 a little bit

00:02:00.040 so I think I just got to stay in the flow

00:02:04.720 you know you can't get stagnant

00:02:08.880 you know it's you know I sometimes I'm gonna

00:02:14.940 I just want to be on the side hanging on to a branch

00:02:17.180 but

00:02:22.280 but life's changing up man

00:02:24.880 life is changing up just the worst

00:02:28.060 it's different out there

00:02:29.160 it's just you know things are start

00:02:32.440 the structure of things is starting to disappear

00:02:34.520 maybe your favorite Don at shop it's shut down

00:02:38.200 you know maybe your

00:02:41.240 your friend used to breed dogs

00:02:43.200 y'all would go over there

00:02:44.100 and watch a couple dogs dick down a beagle or whatever 0.98

00:02:48.080 and now that's shut down

00:02:52.240 you know somebody used to do a snow cone stand

00:02:58.420 and now they

00:02:58.900 you know they're doing drugs

00:03:01.140 and it's gone

00:03:01.720 it's just

00:03:02.140 you know the river's changing

00:03:04.780 the banks are changing

00:03:05.780 so

00:03:07.940 I'm just trying to stay current

00:03:10.700 you know I'm just trying to

00:03:13.620 just keep

00:03:16.660 I'm just trying to keep 0.68

00:03:18.820 just keep kicking my legs man

00:03:21.720 you know I'm trying to just keep kicking my legs 0.95

00:03:24.280 and I hope you are too

00:03:25.180 and I'm happy to be with you guys today

00:03:27.620 from the central east out here

00:03:29.160 and I don't know exactly what I'm talking about

00:03:32.220 but then again

00:03:32.880 I never really have man

00:03:36.240 you know when I was young

00:03:41.140 they had

00:03:41.700 when I was young

00:03:43.760 a lot of people couldn't read

00:03:44.900 you know you'd meet a guy

00:03:46.880 he don't even

00:03:47.300 he's just standing there with a book

00:03:48.540 he don't

00:03:49.280 you know he's trying to

00:03:51.280 you know squeeze a glass of water out of it

00:03:54.580 or something

00:03:54.900 like what are you doing

00:03:56.620 you know that's

00:03:58.000 you know that's not for that

00:03:59.320 some people couldn't read

00:04:01.620 you know you see a guy

00:04:02.400 he really

00:04:02.860 you know he

00:04:04.900 he'll have a book

00:04:07.040 but he's trying to feed it to a pigeon 0.99

00:04:08.840 well damn 0.97

00:04:10.800 that's the wrong idea Rodney 0.98

00:04:12.320 that's not

00:04:13.760 that's not for that

00:04:14.600 people couldn't read

00:04:16.600 every

00:04:16.800 you know

00:04:17.400 nowadays most people can read

00:04:19.120 or at least guess what a book is about

00:04:21.700 but when I was young

00:04:24.380 it was different man

00:04:25.300 it was different

00:04:28.060 times are changing man

00:04:30.740 the current is changing

00:04:31.860 but remember who your waves are baby

00:04:36.140 we got each other man

00:04:39.340 we got each other

00:04:42.040 let's get into the episode

00:04:43.240 come on

00:04:56.840 Bishop Gunn baby

00:04:58.140 get me back to it

00:04:59.080 stay in the river baby

00:05:00.680 I'm just sitting on your front porch

00:05:03.300 wondering how could I be so far

00:05:06.080 from my home

00:05:08.680 and my mind is somewhere else

00:05:13.960 but when I find it

00:05:15.680 I'll patch up where it's been

00:05:17.860 blown

00:05:19.280 now I'm just floating on the breeze

00:05:25.560 and I feel I'm falling like these leaves

00:05:28.520 I must be

00:05:29.620 cornerstone

00:05:31.860 oh

00:05:33.920 but when I reach that ground

00:05:36.420 I'll share this peace of mind

00:05:38.520 I found I can feel it

00:05:40.620 in my bones

00:05:42.380 same old stream baby

00:05:43.900 but it's gonna take

00:05:45.420 a little time

00:05:48.400 live from the central east

00:05:49.920 for me to set that parking brake

00:05:52.020 and let myself unwind

00:05:55.000 shine that light on me

00:05:58.900 come on baby

00:05:59.740 I'll sit and tell you my story

00:06:04.500 shine on me

00:06:09.400 and I will

00:06:12.160 and I will

00:06:12.180 find a song

00:06:13.920 I will sing it

00:06:15.440 just for you

00:06:17.400 and I've been moving way too fast

00:06:24.880 on a runaway train

00:06:26.240 from the heavy load

00:06:27.480 of my

00:06:28.000 past

00:06:29.180 oh yeah

00:06:32.640 and that's a beautiful tune

00:06:33.640 right there

00:06:34.000 and you know that

00:06:34.660 that's shine

00:06:35.820 by Bishop Gunn

00:06:37.980 a band that is

00:06:38.680 disbanded

00:06:39.900 and disbanding

00:06:42.720 is when you leave

00:06:43.340 each other

00:06:43.800 somebody's got an ego

00:06:46.340 somebody's got a drugs

00:06:47.640 somebody's got an angry wife 1.00

00:06:49.840 and

00:06:50.060 somebody don't have

00:06:51.440 any gas money

00:06:52.180 and

00:06:52.360 somebody owns

00:06:54.000 all the copyrights 0.99

00:06:54.860 and shit falls apart 1.00

00:06:55.900 man 0.99

00:06:56.180 and that's disbanding

00:06:59.000 they call it

00:06:59.560 but one of my favorite

00:07:01.560 groups of all time

00:07:02.500 probably one of the

00:07:03.520 premier groups

00:07:05.780 I mean if you divided 1.00

00:07:07.840 damn 0.99

00:07:08.380 Steven Tyler 0.99

00:07:09.600 up into about

00:07:10.180 eight people

00:07:10.700 you'd have

00:07:11.160 Bishop Gunn

00:07:12.360 and that's their song

00:07:13.840 shine man

00:07:14.640 and that makes me

00:07:18.000 feel familiar

00:07:18.700 you know when I hear

00:07:19.480 that song

00:07:19.840 I feel familiar

00:07:20.560 I feel like a sense

00:07:23.180 of like familiarity

00:07:24.180 and man I like

00:07:28.080 familiarity

00:07:28.600 is something for me

00:07:29.740 it's like putting on

00:07:30.860 a

00:07:31.320 it's like suddenly

00:07:34.340 the world is made out

00:07:35.860 of

00:07:36.280 sweatpants

00:07:38.320 and a hoodie

00:07:39.800 you know that's familiarity

00:07:43.620 for me

00:07:44.380 and

00:07:48.920 you know during Corvette

00:07:50.820 a lot of familiarity

00:07:52.000 is what's

00:07:53.020 you know it's been

00:07:55.280 kind of

00:07:55.860 eroding a little

00:07:57.600 you know

00:08:02.880 the fabric of our lives

00:08:05.040 like they say on that

00:08:05.700 commercial

00:08:06.140 Hanes or whatever it is

00:08:08.260 or

00:08:09.120 Downey software

00:08:11.720 I don't know what it is

00:08:12.520 Hanes I think 0.80

00:08:13.260 the fabric of our lives

00:08:14.520 panties or whatever

00:08:16.260 but 0.91

00:08:18.520 you know

00:08:19.740 they say on there

00:08:20.620 that you know

00:08:21.280 the fabric of our lives

00:08:23.020 is like society

00:08:23.880 it's the things

00:08:24.360 we're used to

00:08:25.020 you know

00:08:25.300 and it all starts to

00:08:26.400 things just start to

00:08:29.260 adjust a little

00:08:29.980 and I'm not trying

00:08:32.200 to put you down

00:08:32.780 in a 0.87

00:08:33.080 in a ditch here

00:08:34.880 I'm just

00:08:35.140 you know

00:08:35.460 I'm just

00:08:35.740 I'm just kind of

00:08:36.620 noticing that

00:08:37.240 in my own world

00:08:37.960 like things are adjusting

00:08:39.020 you know

00:08:40.940 people are moving

00:08:41.760 to different places

00:08:42.640 and making changes

00:08:43.600 people are

00:08:44.200 you know

00:08:45.320 the venues

00:08:46.100 that were open

00:08:46.720 before aren't open

00:08:47.620 now

00:08:48.000 so you can't go

00:08:49.720 hear your favorite

00:08:50.340 band

00:08:50.660 you can't go hear

00:08:51.440 Dan and Shay

00:08:52.940 or

00:08:53.260 you know

00:08:55.580 who else man

00:08:59.580 Leon Bridges

00:09:01.520 or

00:09:03.020 Juvenile

00:09:04.280 you know

00:09:06.200 you can't go hear

00:09:06.800 your favorite

00:09:07.200 musicians anymore

00:09:08.040 it's just

00:09:08.480 you know

00:09:09.040 things are just

00:09:09.540 changing

00:09:09.920 the place you got

00:09:11.700 that beautiful

00:09:12.280 Don

00:09:12.660 that place

00:09:14.200 shut down

00:09:14.820 you know

00:09:15.200 the place

00:09:16.700 you used to go

00:09:17.220 buy a little

00:09:17.780 hat for your

00:09:18.400 lady

00:09:18.640 get your lady 1.00

00:09:19.200 a hat

00:09:19.680 maybe your

00:09:20.960 lady's kind of 1.00

00:09:21.540 you know

00:09:21.880 she's a six

00:09:24.140 out of ten

00:09:24.660 and so you get 1.00

00:09:25.260 her a fucking 1.00

00:09:25.680 big ass hat 1.00

00:09:26.440 every now and 0.99

00:09:27.040 then

00:09:27.240 you know

00:09:28.520 what I'm saying

00:09:29.040 kind of keep

00:09:29.600 her

00:09:29.740 you know

00:09:30.320 tell her

00:09:30.620 to keep

00:09:31.000 her safe

00:09:31.420 but you

00:09:31.740 know

00:09:31.900 what's up

00:09:32.400 and that

00:09:34.020 shop's

00:09:34.480 closed

00:09:34.820 things are

00:09:35.180 just changing

00:09:35.720 so we just

00:09:38.620 got to stand

00:09:39.120 tall man

00:09:39.960 you know

00:09:41.140 and so I'm

00:09:41.700 thinking about

00:09:42.100 that for

00:09:42.360 myself

00:09:42.600 how do I

00:09:43.060 stay the

00:09:43.480 same

00:09:43.720 how do I

00:09:44.360 manage who

00:09:46.580 I am

00:09:47.160 when everything

00:09:50.900 else feels a

00:09:51.540 little bit

00:09:51.780 unmanageable

00:09:52.460 you know

00:09:52.900 you know

00:09:59.820 how do I

00:10:00.840 know where I'm

00:10:02.240 going when the

00:10:02.960 trail

00:10:03.380 is like

00:10:05.340 slow

00:10:05.660 it's kind of

00:10:06.160 just disappearing

00:10:06.860 like you ever

00:10:07.260 see that movie

00:10:07.900 Back to the

00:10:09.740 Future

00:10:10.060 it's about

00:10:12.920 some basically

00:10:13.440 people that are

00:10:13.980 hitchhiking

00:10:14.480 through a

00:10:14.860 clock

00:10:15.280 and you

00:10:16.780 know

00:10:16.920 the guy's

00:10:17.500 kind of a

00:10:17.940 little bit 1.00

00:10:18.300 of a bitch 1.00

00:10:18.880 but he 1.00

00:10:19.400 you know

00:10:20.140 he has on

00:10:20.540 a life

00:10:20.860 jacket

00:10:21.240 and so he

00:10:22.740 always survives

00:10:23.500 no matter

00:10:23.820 where he

00:10:24.240 is

00:10:24.480 but

00:10:24.720 and he

00:10:25.760 died

00:10:26.080 that guy

00:10:26.420 died

00:10:26.740 I think

00:10:27.040 eventually

00:10:27.380 of HIV

00:10:28.000 but the

00:10:29.820 movie

00:10:30.140 the first

00:10:30.620 episode

00:10:31.020 is about

00:10:31.760 he meets

00:10:33.620 Benjamin

00:10:34.060 not Benjamin

00:10:34.620 Franklin

00:10:35.060 he meets

00:10:35.540 Thomas Alva

00:10:39.320 Edison

00:10:39.680 and what a

00:10:40.860 crazy middle

00:10:41.440 name for a

00:10:42.020 guy

00:10:42.240 Alva

00:10:42.840 but

00:10:44.520 Thomas Alva

00:10:45.480 Edison

00:10:45.700 he meets

00:10:46.060 that man

00:10:46.480 and it

00:10:47.560 gets

00:10:48.200 you know

00:10:49.360 things kind

00:10:49.940 of

00:10:50.640 hilarity

00:10:51.400 ensues

00:10:51.900 from there

00:10:52.440 but 1.00

00:10:56.280 shit man 1.00

00:10:58.660 what was I 0.99

00:10:58.900 talking about

00:10:59.440 yeah just

00:11:03.220 different

00:11:03.500 you know

00:11:04.000 it's just

00:11:05.240 you know

00:11:06.380 but anyway

00:11:07.300 but yeah

00:11:07.800 but the trail

00:11:08.420 that we're on

00:11:08.900 I feel like

00:11:09.300 the woods

00:11:09.820 or everything

00:11:10.180 is just

00:11:10.460 kind of

00:11:10.760 it's getting

00:11:11.340 foggy

00:11:11.920 it's getting

00:11:12.260 vague

00:11:12.820 the path

00:11:14.040 that I knew

00:11:14.460 I was on

00:11:15.120 it's just

00:11:15.620 there's more

00:11:17.640 uncertainty now

00:11:18.620 and I'm

00:11:21.400 sure

00:11:21.580 I'm

00:11:22.380 not sure

00:11:23.340 but I'm

00:11:23.720 you know

00:11:24.120 it's just

00:11:24.500 that's what

00:11:24.900 it's like

00:11:25.160 for me

00:11:25.520 I don't know

00:11:27.600 what it's like

00:11:28.040 for someone

00:11:28.480 else

00:11:28.700 but that's

00:11:29.080 what it's

00:11:29.280 like for

00:11:29.560 me

00:11:29.760 and it

00:11:30.780 starts

00:11:31.220 to feel

00:11:32.160 you know

00:11:36.020 it just

00:11:36.520 felt

00:11:36.740 you start

00:11:37.860 to feel

00:11:38.160 not unsure

00:11:38.800 of yourself

00:11:39.260 but

00:11:39.620 whereas it

00:11:41.140 used to be

00:11:41.600 you were

00:11:41.820 going through

00:11:42.220 the woods

00:11:42.660 on a trail

00:11:43.400 and now

00:11:43.800 you're just

00:11:44.100 kind of

00:11:44.460 the woods

00:11:46.020 or the

00:11:46.900 trails

00:11:47.220 kind of

00:11:47.600 disappearing

00:11:48.380 like in

00:11:48.800 those photos

00:11:49.440 on Back

00:11:49.920 to the Futures

00:11:50.540 the woods

00:11:52.620 it's just

00:11:52.960 and you're 0.99

00:11:53.780 like damn 0.99

00:11:54.200 I don't 0.99

00:11:54.420 know

00:11:54.640 I don't

00:11:57.860 know

00:11:58.100 exactly

00:11:58.920 where I'm

00:12:01.520 headed

00:12:01.740 so I

00:12:05.500 just have

00:12:05.740 to focus

00:12:06.100 on where

00:12:06.480 I am

00:12:06.880 I guess

00:12:07.380 you know

00:12:10.280 and today

00:12:10.680 I'm glad

00:12:11.080 that I'm

00:12:11.360 here with

00:12:11.680 you

00:12:11.800 I'm in

00:12:12.060 a safe

00:12:12.380 place

00:12:12.760 and

00:12:12.980 you know

00:12:17.200 I remember

00:12:17.540 for the

00:12:18.060 first time

00:12:18.740 I ever

00:12:19.060 felt a

00:12:19.540 safe

00:12:19.760 place

00:12:20.260 was when

00:12:22.880 I was

00:12:23.160 probably

00:12:23.560 about

00:12:23.940 15

00:12:25.200 maybe

00:12:25.520 and they

00:12:27.620 had a

00:12:27.900 family

00:12:28.220 that lived

00:12:28.760 in a

00:12:29.020 different

00:12:29.260 neighborhood

00:12:29.720 than where

00:12:32.180 I lived

00:12:32.700 and I

00:12:32.880 was

00:12:33.060 you know

00:12:34.280 I was

00:12:34.460 a real

00:12:34.700 stressed

00:12:35.140 out

00:12:35.400 child

00:12:35.860 you know

00:12:37.360 I was

00:12:37.600 rattled

00:12:38.360 baby

00:12:38.660 I had

00:12:40.720 a

00:12:40.840 you know

00:12:41.260 I just

00:12:43.240 had

00:12:43.520 really

00:12:43.840 I had

00:12:45.140 that

00:12:45.300 rattle

00:12:45.660 in me

00:12:46.140 if you

00:12:48.420 come

00:12:48.660 you know

00:12:48.880 what I'm

00:12:49.040 saying

00:12:49.180 you could

00:12:49.440 hear me

00:12:49.740 I had

00:12:49.920 like a 0.99

00:12:50.280 damn 1.00

00:12:50.520 catalytic 1.00

00:12:51.660 converter

00:12:52.140 with a 1.00

00:12:52.460 damn 1.00

00:12:52.700 dime 1.00

00:12:53.060 in it

00:12:53.520 you know

00:12:54.680 I always

00:12:54.940 had a

00:12:55.180 little bit

00:12:55.360 of that

00:12:55.580 rattle

00:12:55.920 and

00:12:58.760 I remember

00:13:00.460 when I

00:13:00.780 got

00:13:00.980 when I was

00:13:01.320 about 15

00:13:01.960 put these

00:13:02.620 put the

00:13:04.620 cans on

00:13:05.420 when I was

00:13:08.400 about 15

00:13:09.000 a family

00:13:10.280 said I

00:13:10.560 could come

00:13:10.860 live with

00:13:11.180 them

00:13:11.400 and they

00:13:12.580 had an

00:13:12.800 extra

00:13:13.020 bedroom

00:13:13.400 and I

00:13:13.660 got in

00:13:14.040 there

00:13:14.140 I remember

00:13:14.300 the first

00:13:14.740 time I

00:13:15.120 got in

00:13:15.360 that room

00:13:15.700 I closed

00:13:16.120 the door

00:13:16.640 and I

00:13:22.280 just felt

00:13:23.060 like I

00:13:25.040 had some

00:13:25.440 room

00:13:25.800 I felt

00:13:28.000 like I

00:13:28.320 was off

00:13:28.680 the roller

00:13:29.080 coaster

00:13:29.400 I felt

00:13:29.720 like I

00:13:29.960 had a

00:13:30.160 little bit

00:13:30.340 of space

00:13:30.740 I just

00:13:31.380 remember

00:13:31.620 feeling like

00:13:32.040 it was

00:13:32.200 the first

00:13:32.500 time I

00:13:32.700 had my

00:13:32.960 own

00:13:33.140 room

00:13:33.520 and man

00:13:35.940 so I

00:13:36.260 was excited

00:13:36.760 and that

00:13:37.020 night I

00:13:37.340 got high

00:13:37.760 I smoked

00:13:38.540 a joint

00:13:38.920 inside

00:13:39.360 and almost

00:13:39.740 got kicked

00:13:40.120 out of

00:13:40.380 the place

00:13:40.640 but what

00:13:42.500 I'm trying

00:13:42.800 to say

00:13:43.140 is that 1.00

00:13:43.540 shit I 1.00

00:13:47.820 don't know 0.99

00:13:48.000 what I'm

00:13:48.220 trying to

00:13:48.500 say really

00:13:49.000 I don't

00:13:49.960 know man

00:13:50.440 but dude I

00:13:52.540 do remember

00:13:53.020 this they

00:13:53.380 had this

00:13:53.740 girl named

00:13:54.200 Debbie

00:13:54.560 and they

00:13:56.260 called her

00:13:56.600 medium Debbie

00:13:57.280 she wasn't

00:13:57.840 big but she 1.00

00:13:58.620 wasn't little

00:13:59.240 you know when

00:14:01.260 little Debbie

00:14:01.800 had already

00:14:02.140 been kind of

00:14:02.660 taken over

00:14:03.160 by the

00:14:03.480 sugar company

00:14:04.440 by the

00:14:05.600 what do

00:14:07.840 they call

00:14:08.140 that a

00:14:08.480 bake

00:14:08.760 I know

00:14:10.220 bakery

00:14:10.660 but I'm

00:14:10.960 thinking of

00:14:11.340 it's not

00:14:13.120 a rotisserie

00:14:13.800 past

00:14:14.220 pastisserie

00:14:15.220 let me look

00:14:16.380 it up right

00:14:16.780 here

00:14:17.020 pastisserie

00:14:18.760 and nothing

00:14:22.220 nothing comes

00:14:23.000 up pastisserie

00:14:24.040 and I'm

00:14:25.340 talking about

00:14:25.780 like a

00:14:26.400 pastisserie

00:14:27.560 let me

00:14:28.300 google it

00:14:29.240 pastiss

00:14:30.480 pastisserie

00:14:32.760 patisserie

00:14:36.780 and a

00:14:38.380 patisserie

00:14:38.920 is a

00:14:39.400 shop where

00:14:39.920 pastries

00:14:40.400 and cakes

00:14:40.900 are sold

00:14:41.400 patisserie

00:14:42.960 yeah so

00:14:44.460 this

00:14:44.660 they call

00:14:45.860 her medium

00:14:46.280 Debbie

00:14:46.540 medium Debbie

00:14:47.640 because she

00:14:49.400 had you know

00:14:50.120 she was really

00:14:50.800 kind of big

00:14:52.020 bone you know

00:14:52.640 like a

00:14:53.020 kind of big

00:14:55.620 bone like

00:14:56.260 a

00:14:56.840 she had a

00:14:58.300 little bit of

00:14:58.600 great Dane

00:14:59.140 in her

00:14:59.500 but you know

00:15:00.800 heavy

00:15:01.080 great Dane

00:15:02.140 that had been

00:15:02.420 on like a

00:15:02.740 heavy calcium

00:15:03.440 diet

00:15:03.820 she you know 0.93

00:15:04.380 she was full

00:15:04.920 throttle

00:15:05.340 up in the

00:15:07.380 chest like me

00:15:08.060 you know I'm

00:15:08.440 built like a

00:15:08.860 Conestoga wagon

00:15:09.720 baby

00:15:10.040 I'm built like a

00:15:11.360 thumb with an

00:15:11.920 attitude dog

00:15:12.660 you know what I'm

00:15:13.060 saying

00:15:13.300 I'm down

00:15:14.920 I'm that

00:15:15.200 downhill bad

00:15:16.020 boy

00:15:16.320 if you catch me

00:15:17.760 on the side

00:15:18.200 to side son

00:15:18.960 I'm ready

00:15:19.240 I'm you know

00:15:19.760 I'll spill my

00:15:21.060 drink but

00:15:21.700 if you got me

00:15:22.780 going barreling

00:15:23.460 straight downhill

00:15:24.220 son

00:15:24.660 you know

00:15:26.300 the town

00:15:26.940 that's in the

00:15:27.440 valley is

00:15:28.020 they got a

00:15:29.460 bowling ball

00:15:29.920 heading at

00:15:30.340 them 0.99

00:15:30.480 but she

00:15:32.640 they call her

00:15:33.080 medium Debbie

00:15:33.700 dude and she 1.00

00:15:34.240 whenever I got

00:15:34.920 into that

00:15:35.240 anyway so

00:15:35.720 anyway I

00:15:36.240 ended up

00:15:36.480 living with

00:15:36.760 these people

00:15:37.120 when I was

00:15:37.480 young and

00:15:38.060 after I got 0.98

00:15:40.900 sex for the 0.75

00:15:41.560 first time 0.94

00:15:42.260 you know I

00:15:44.760 wanted you know

00:15:45.360 once you get 0.97

00:15:45.980 sex you want 1.00

00:15:46.700 more sex 1.00

00:15:47.440 because that's 0.98

00:15:49.280 how it works

00:15:50.000 you know

00:15:51.560 apparently what

00:15:52.080 they put in

00:15:52.580 sex is just 0.99

00:15:53.300 a lot of good

00:15:54.000 feeling and so

00:15:54.640 once you get 0.99

00:15:55.220 that sex you 0.99

00:15:55.940 want extra 0.99

00:15:56.580 you know

00:15:58.100 you go back

00:15:58.600 for second

00:15:59.040 or third

00:15:59.400 helpings

00:15:59.860 man

00:16:00.140 yeah just

00:16:01.820 put another

00:16:02.740 couple scoops 1.00

00:16:03.900 of that ass 1.00

00:16:04.600 in there for 1.00

00:16:05.140 me you feel

00:16:05.600 me just that

00:16:06.180 kind of vibe

00:16:06.740 but they had

00:16:07.800 this girl named

00:16:08.240 medium Debbie

00:16:08.820 she would come

00:16:09.280 around and

00:16:11.640 she would

00:16:12.040 basically she

00:16:14.200 would put her

00:16:14.860 box she would

00:16:15.480 she'd kind of

00:16:16.520 knock on the

00:16:17.000 window at night

00:16:17.700 and it would

00:16:18.080 have to be this

00:16:18.700 when I was a

00:16:19.080 senior in high

00:16:19.540 school and she

00:16:20.100 would put her

00:16:20.760 you'd open the

00:16:22.240 window and she

00:16:22.880 would kind of

00:16:23.340 you know she

00:16:23.660 was cool y'all

00:16:24.300 would have a

00:16:24.680 little bit of a

00:16:25.140 cigarette or

00:16:25.740 something and

00:16:26.180 then she would

00:16:26.680 put her body 0.98

00:16:27.440 the back part

00:16:28.180 of her body

00:16:28.740 you know that 0.99

00:16:30.640 ass and leg she 0.99

00:16:31.500 put that in the 0.98

00:16:32.260 window front part

00:16:33.280 out of the

00:16:33.780 window kind of

00:16:35.460 keeping lookout

00:16:36.040 you know like a

00:16:37.740 little bit of that

00:16:38.180 alert warbler and

00:16:40.180 she'd let you kind

00:16:40.840 of do at it

00:16:41.680 she'd let you do

00:16:43.600 at that you know

00:16:44.260 you know make

00:16:46.060 out do a little 0.98

00:16:46.840 bit of sex do 0.99

00:16:47.660 that with the 0.98

00:16:49.740 inside half of

00:16:50.680 her and she

00:16:51.920 put that you

00:16:52.660 know that lower

00:16:53.360 half of her body

00:16:54.160 in the window and

00:16:54.780 let you ride it

00:16:55.560 she'd let you

00:16:57.020 ride on that

00:16:57.680 thing you know

00:16:58.220 like a jet ski

00:16:59.120 and she'd say

00:17:01.180 oh you like that

00:17:01.840 white boy

00:17:02.500 and she was

00:17:04.060 white I think 0.96

00:17:04.660 or she was she

00:17:05.160 might have been a

00:17:05.540 little bit native

00:17:05.960 American you know

00:17:07.860 because she had

00:17:08.280 that little thirsty

00:17:09.020 buffalo on her you 1.00

00:17:10.240 know what I'm

00:17:10.560 saying and so

00:17:11.200 she'd be like oh 0.95

00:17:12.460 you like that 0.81

00:17:12.940 white boy you 0.89

00:17:13.760 like that white 0.99

00:17:14.260 boy and you 1.00

00:17:16.360 just damn 1.00

00:17:17.080 you just really 0.99

00:17:18.780 feel the vibe you

00:17:19.580 know and one

00:17:20.260 thing I did love

00:17:20.880 about her she had

00:17:21.640 gum on her

00:17:22.180 always

00:17:22.660 she's the kind

00:17:24.900 of girl you

00:17:25.300 could put I

00:17:25.780 mean if you're

00:17:26.140 making love to

00:17:26.960 her from behind 0.91

00:17:27.420 you could set

00:17:27.820 your gum on

00:17:28.420 her you know on

00:17:29.520 her back or

00:17:30.080 something she even

00:17:31.020 I remember had

00:17:31.580 these earrings for

00:17:32.340 a little while

00:17:32.880 that had two

00:17:33.480 little kind of

00:17:34.140 Easter baskets

00:17:36.480 on them

00:17:37.040 just two little

00:17:39.280 just you know

00:17:41.000 just the Lord's

00:17:41.860 little coin

00:17:43.220 purses just you

00:17:44.060 know just Jesus's

00:17:45.940 little return

00:17:46.860 buckets you know

00:17:47.660 just two little

00:17:48.240 Easter baskets

00:17:49.000 just hanging

00:17:49.940 off her ears 0.96

00:17:50.620 and she would

00:17:52.440 keep gum in

00:17:53.140 them she would 0.66

00:17:54.840 chew gum and

00:17:55.420 she would keep

00:17:55.740 watermelon in that

00:17:56.620 little right bucket

00:17:57.380 and then a mint

00:17:58.060 mint gum and a

00:17:58.880 left and she

00:18:00.960 would you know

00:18:01.620 whatever she was

00:18:02.260 doing business or

00:18:03.080 pleasure she put

00:18:03.800 the one in and

00:18:04.420 when she was done

00:18:04.900 chewing it or

00:18:05.500 needed to holster it

00:18:06.460 she'd lobe that 0.51

00:18:08.040 thing up in that

00:18:09.260 lobe satchel you 1.00

00:18:10.280 know but damn 0.99

00:18:12.800 that was a you 0.99

00:18:13.420 know that's what I

00:18:14.860 liked about being

00:18:15.500 young you know

00:18:18.040 somebody could come

00:18:18.820 by and just put

00:18:19.500 their body in your 0.96

00:18:20.280 window and you 1.00

00:18:20.920 could do sex 0.99

00:18:22.720 and you know 0.98

00:18:24.560 enjoy each other's

00:18:25.460 company but

00:18:29.000 nowadays it's like

00:18:30.040 you don't even

00:18:30.500 know nowadays you

00:18:33.240 don't even know

00:18:33.880 you spray out of a

00:18:35.280 moving vehicle who

00:18:36.320 you know and it

00:18:39.780 doesn't even mean

00:18:40.420 anything it feels

00:18:41.200 like when I was

00:18:45.240 young you know it

00:18:46.040 just was different

00:18:46.700 we had a fellow

00:18:47.260 used to bust out

00:18:48.100 out of the school

00:18:48.660 bus and they had

00:18:51.620 a challenged

00:18:52.200 fella you know 0.83

00:18:52.860 this fella had a

00:18:54.140 straight hit of

00:18:56.560 the tism and he 0.53

00:18:57.260 would catch you

00:18:57.740 know he would 0.99

00:18:58.440 fucking he wore 0.99

00:18:59.380 a catcher's mitt 1.00

00:19:01.360 always and he

00:19:04.140 didn't play on a

00:19:04.700 squad but he was

00:19:05.400 you know he was

00:19:06.100 mitted up and he

00:19:07.980 would just you know

00:19:08.640 snag it bro

00:19:09.500 so there's different

00:19:14.420 times man what's

00:19:15.440 going on um what

00:19:16.960 have I been up

00:19:17.520 to uh well I've

00:19:20.380 been home shopping

00:19:21.200 and when you're

00:19:23.340 home shopping it's

00:19:24.360 hard man you go

00:19:25.200 in and it's like

00:19:26.120 every little thing

00:19:27.320 you don't think

00:19:27.860 about do you want

00:19:30.220 upstairs I mean

00:19:32.680 that's a question

00:19:33.440 you never even

00:19:34.620 asked yourself do

00:19:37.200 you want upstairs

00:19:38.440 upstairs and I

00:19:42.040 don't know if I

00:19:42.580 you know I don't

00:19:43.480 know if I like

00:19:44.020 upstairs I guess

00:19:45.900 I guess I do you

00:19:48.920 know what I do

00:19:49.380 like I like upstairs

00:19:50.440 because like if

00:19:51.860 you're up you

00:19:52.360 upstairs always gives

00:19:53.380 you an excuse

00:19:54.020 somebody's like hey

00:19:55.300 can you uh honey

00:19:56.680 can you help me get

00:19:57.420 the uh I'm

00:19:58.800 upstairs you like 0.89

00:20:01.680 that white boy uh

00:20:03.300 honey yeah I I um

00:20:04.360 do you you know

00:20:06.080 Randall can't find

00:20:08.060 his uh his domino

00:20:09.640 set I'm I'm I'm

00:20:10.780 upstairs yeah uh I

00:20:15.520 can't breathe I'm

00:20:16.520 upstairs Jesus I'm

00:20:20.860 upstairs so that's

00:20:24.800 one thing I like

00:20:25.440 about upstairs is you

00:20:26.500 always have kind of

00:20:27.420 that get out of uh

00:20:28.760 life free card or get

00:20:31.000 out of wife free card

00:20:32.180 or get out of

00:20:32.780 whatever free card

00:20:33.780 you know the the

00:20:37.740 the house is on

00:20:39.080 fire I'm upstairs

00:20:41.400 what do you want

00:20:42.920 me to do so that's

00:20:46.100 one thing upstairs

00:20:46.980 gives you that

00:20:48.120 advantage you know

00:20:49.360 upstairs gives you

00:20:50.880 that advantage of

00:20:51.720 being not having to

00:20:52.500 deal with stuff but

00:20:54.460 you have to ask

00:20:54.960 yourself that do I

00:20:57.020 want to upstairs do

00:20:57.700 I want to pull where

00:21:00.460 somebody could

00:21:01.140 obviously drown

00:21:02.100 if you have a yard

00:21:04.480 if somebody falls

00:21:05.140 down in your yard

00:21:06.040 you know unless you

00:21:08.660 tie a bag of water

00:21:09.580 around their head

00:21:10.420 they're gonna be

00:21:12.560 okay

00:21:12.980 but if your yard is

00:21:16.060 made out of water

00:21:16.900 because it's a pool

00:21:18.940 then they're not

00:21:21.380 and so that's how

00:21:23.460 you got to

00:21:23.900 you know

00:21:24.660 equavulate all

00:21:25.680 that

00:21:26.000 so

00:21:27.600 and then suddenly

00:21:29.840 you're like okay

00:21:30.360 well do I want a

00:21:31.060 dog

00:21:31.380 okay

00:21:32.700 do I need an

00:21:33.700 outside

00:21:34.140 do I need an

00:21:35.220 inside

00:21:35.640 you know

00:21:39.220 it's just

00:21:39.640 it's interesting

00:21:41.740 do I want a

00:21:43.140 garage

00:21:43.540 do I not want a

00:21:44.340 garage

00:21:44.840 do I need a

00:21:46.640 fireplace

00:21:46.980 do I like fire

00:21:47.980 that's a big

00:21:49.920 question if you're

00:21:50.620 looking for a home

00:21:51.380 because it's real

00:21:53.500 scary when somebody

00:21:54.320 you know I never

00:21:54.880 had a fireplace

00:21:55.440 growing up

00:21:56.240 you know our

00:21:57.320 place caught on

00:21:57.900 fire a couple

00:21:58.420 times but that

00:21:59.240 was you know

00:22:00.780 that was wasn't

00:22:01.540 by design

00:22:02.140 so when somebody

00:22:04.320 you know somebody

00:22:04.920 says hey man we're

00:22:05.740 gonna give you the

00:22:06.360 opportunity to have

00:22:07.180 fire inside of your

00:22:08.440 house 1.00

00:22:08.900 dog that shit seems 1.00

00:22:10.960 real sketchy to me 1.00

00:22:12.560 it seemed like a real

00:22:15.140 scam by the insurance

00:22:16.180 company

00:22:16.680 hey hey

00:22:18.080 won't you have a

00:22:19.200 little fire in there

00:22:20.160 we'll charge you an

00:22:21.160 extra G a month

00:22:22.180 because you end up

00:22:24.260 you know you

00:22:25.280 sitting there in a

00:22:25.880 living room with a

00:22:26.460 couple logs playing

00:22:27.300 Mr. Wizard

00:22:28.060 it's just riskier you

00:22:30.960 know so it's just a

00:22:32.000 lot of things you and

00:22:32.780 you know how many

00:22:35.080 rooms do you want

00:22:36.060 well I can only be in

00:22:39.200 one room at a time

00:22:40.160 you know

00:22:40.540 so you know no matter

00:22:44.520 how fast I am

00:22:45.560 so it's like how many

00:22:48.020 rooms do you want

00:22:49.000 well

00:22:49.820 probably five I

00:22:53.400 guess

00:22:53.720 but then some

00:22:54.680 places they don't

00:22:55.200 have five

00:22:55.840 they only got 13

00:22:57.880 rooms you're like 0.99

00:22:58.580 well damn 0.99

00:22:59.080 and then you're like 1.00

00:23:01.960 well are friends

00:23:02.640 gonna come over

00:23:03.160 how often are they

00:23:03.960 gonna come over

00:23:04.580 are they gonna come

00:23:05.800 over every day

00:23:06.420 are they gonna come

00:23:06.860 over every year

00:23:07.660 I start thinking

00:23:10.560 well I wanna

00:23:11.220 have a pool you know

00:23:12.560 so if my friends

00:23:13.220 come over

00:23:13.700 you're like well

00:23:15.560 is that gonna be

00:23:16.300 three times a year

00:23:17.340 or is that gonna be

00:23:17.940 every you know

00:23:18.420 it's just

00:23:18.820 how many times

00:23:20.300 are friends

00:23:20.620 coming over now

00:23:21.160 it's just different

00:23:21.880 it's just

00:23:22.340 you start to think

00:23:23.380 about a lot of

00:23:24.000 things and

00:23:24.580 different things in a

00:23:26.220 home lead you to

00:23:27.080 different

00:23:27.600 questions about

00:23:29.700 yourself

00:23:30.180 so you know

00:23:34.700 it's just been

00:23:36.000 interesting man

00:23:36.660 it's been interesting

00:23:38.140 um

00:23:39.240 what else is going

00:23:40.560 on Pittsburgh

00:23:41.100 Steelers

00:23:41.800 8-0

00:23:43.140 thank you

00:23:55.660 thank you

00:23:57.580 thank you

00:23:59.520 over there in

00:23:59.940 Shenley Park

00:24:00.540 with Cordell Stewart

00:24:01.500 dropping Bee Gees

00:24:02.980 on people

00:24:03.480 you feel me

00:24:04.080 thank you

00:24:04.580 thank you

00:24:05.520 thank you

00:24:07.520 thank you

00:24:08.300 you gotta love

00:24:10.120 Pittsburgh man

00:24:10.980 uh

00:24:11.440 but football even

00:24:13.820 feels different

00:24:14.340 this year

00:24:14.780 you know

00:24:16.400 I'm not as

00:24:16.800 engaged

00:24:17.280 I don't care

00:24:17.880 as much

00:24:18.340 there's

00:24:18.620 it's just

00:24:19.720 there's something

00:24:21.300 happening in the

00:24:22.120 world where it's

00:24:22.880 like the things

00:24:23.620 that had become

00:24:24.580 these pillars

00:24:25.400 of

00:24:26.760 that had become

00:24:28.780 these bumpers

00:24:29.660 these day-to-day

00:24:30.500 bumpers you would 0.97

00:24:31.280 bounce off from

00:24:32.060 one to the next

00:24:33.000 and would kind

00:24:34.320 of keep you

00:24:34.780 going down the

00:24:35.460 path

00:24:35.940 some of those

00:24:38.120 are

00:24:38.460 they're disappearing

00:24:41.040 or they're not

00:24:41.660 the same

00:24:42.280 or they're

00:24:42.860 you realize

00:24:45.820 that they weren't

00:24:47.080 what you thought

00:24:47.700 they were

00:24:48.220 and so it's

00:24:51.200 interesting to be

00:24:52.200 you know

00:24:56.700 just still

00:24:57.560 walking

00:24:57.900 to still walk

00:24:59.280 the trail

00:24:59.760 not knowing

00:25:00.540 who designed

00:25:06.400 it

00:25:06.660 or where

00:25:08.440 it's going

00:25:08.940 or

00:25:09.300 if this was

00:25:11.920 a path

00:25:12.320 you chose

00:25:12.820 on purpose

00:25:13.420 it's interesting

00:25:17.880 man

00:25:18.240 uh

00:25:18.680 what else

00:25:20.540 um

00:25:22.160 what else

00:25:24.680 is going on

00:25:25.380 with me

00:25:25.940 I've been

00:25:27.500 house shopping

00:25:28.200 I've been

00:25:29.220 oh I'll watch

00:25:30.360 the queen's

00:25:30.920 gambit

00:25:31.340 and look

00:25:33.420 if you

00:25:34.180 and it's

00:25:35.900 not something

00:25:36.440 you're gonna

00:25:36.900 you know

00:25:39.160 touch yourself

00:25:39.900 to

00:25:40.160 so if you're

00:25:41.820 going into it

00:25:42.520 that thing

00:25:42.940 and then that

00:25:43.240 some people

00:25:43.780 think the queen's

00:25:44.500 gambit

00:25:44.860 they think

00:25:45.280 oh yeah

00:25:45.800 I've seen

00:25:47.280 the queen's

00:25:47.760 gambit

00:25:48.180 bro

00:25:48.380 it's freaking

00:25:48.880 you know

00:25:50.980 it's that

00:25:51.680 wap

00:25:52.120 you know

00:25:52.860 but

00:25:53.460 uh

00:25:54.720 but this is

00:25:56.000 just

00:25:56.340 a show

00:25:57.800 about chess

00:25:58.540 and everybody

00:26:00.900 knows man

00:26:01.520 I got in a

00:26:01.980 fight with a

00:26:02.460 kid

00:26:02.720 we had to

00:26:03.160 hug each

00:26:03.580 other in the

00:26:03.980 hallway in

00:26:04.640 middle school

00:26:05.240 and he taught

00:26:05.860 me how to

00:26:06.160 play chess

00:26:06.760 and he was

00:26:09.200 kind of violent

00:26:09.820 but then he

00:26:10.400 taught me how to

00:26:10.860 play chess while

00:26:11.540 we were in

00:26:11.860 detention together

00:26:12.580 and and I

00:26:13.560 learned it and I

00:26:14.200 went on to

00:26:14.820 become someone

00:26:15.520 that maybe

00:26:15.900 played two

00:26:17.880 games of

00:26:18.360 chess their

00:26:18.760 entire life

00:26:19.460 but the queen's 0.87

00:26:21.100 gambit is good

00:26:21.700 if you're a

00:26:22.080 man or woman

00:26:22.760 if you're even

00:26:24.360 an educated

00:26:25.000 16 year old

00:26:27.500 you'll enjoy it

00:26:28.180 if you're an 1.00

00:26:30.200 idiot you will 1.00

00:26:30.880 not like it 1.00

00:26:31.860 it's not for

00:26:32.940 you man

00:26:33.480 get a dirt

00:26:34.060 bite

00:26:34.380 but the queen's 0.87

00:26:36.620 gambit is very

00:26:37.360 entertaining and I

00:26:38.180 suggest that

00:26:38.940 it's amazing when

00:26:40.320 you see a good

00:26:40.920 show how how

00:26:41.740 bad you realize

00:26:42.680 the other shows

00:26:43.280 are

00:26:43.560 like you see

00:26:45.720 the queen's

00:26:46.220 gambit you're

00:26:46.700 like how

00:26:47.720 is this

00:26:48.840 so good

00:26:49.640 but all

00:26:51.300 of that 1.00

00:26:51.980 is garbage 1.00

00:26:54.000 man 0.99

00:26:54.360 what am I

00:26:59.000 talking about

00:26:59.600 man

00:26:59.940 I guess what

00:27:02.200 I'm always

00:27:02.540 talking about

00:27:03.140 nothing really

00:27:03.860 so how are we

00:27:04.880 supposed to know

00:27:05.300 what to shop

00:27:05.840 for right now

00:27:06.800 well do what

00:27:08.060 I do

00:27:08.420 don't buy

00:27:09.920 for now

00:27:10.700 buy for

00:27:12.480 forever

00:27:12.860 and the brand

00:27:14.540 that's helping

00:27:14.880 you do that

00:27:15.640 for timeless

00:27:16.800 pieces that will

00:27:17.520 last a lifetime

00:27:18.480 of wear

00:27:19.160 check out

00:27:19.940 Ferti

00:27:20.600 Ferti makes

00:27:22.700 high quality

00:27:23.680 comfortable

00:27:24.220 clothing

00:27:24.960 for life

00:27:26.120 sometimes you

00:27:27.940 see somebody

00:27:28.380 they buy a

00:27:28.900 shirt look like

00:27:29.380 it's only gonna

00:27:30.400 last a hour

00:27:31.680 like dang

00:27:32.820 bro

00:27:33.140 that's a limited

00:27:34.740 time tank top

00:27:35.820 cat daddy

00:27:36.400 so go full

00:27:38.520 throttle with

00:27:39.040 Ferti

00:27:39.600 they're sustainably

00:27:41.260 minded designing

00:27:42.220 products with a

00:27:43.000 thoughtful focus

00:27:43.780 on fabric

00:27:44.900 and every piece

00:27:46.560 is made to last

00:27:47.220 a lifetime

00:27:48.020 think about that

00:27:50.240 finally

00:27:52.100 finally

00:27:52.120 something

00:27:52.520 that's saying

00:27:52.980 hey

00:27:53.260 I'm not

00:27:54.260 gonna give

00:27:54.660 you something

00:27:55.000 that's no

00:27:55.420 good

00:27:55.640 I'm gonna

00:27:55.880 give you

00:27:56.160 something

00:27:56.380 that is

00:27:56.920 good

00:27:57.260 that is

00:27:58.240 worth your

00:27:58.660 investment

00:27:59.120 and that's

00:28:01.460 Ferti

00:28:01.860 man

00:28:02.020 Ferti

00:28:02.360 is committed

00:28:02.700 to community

00:28:03.160 and the

00:28:03.420 environment

00:28:03.740 and all

00:28:04.160 that they

00:28:04.480 do

00:28:04.820 the legend

00:28:07.000 collection

00:28:07.560 actually is

00:28:08.580 legendary

00:28:08.980 I got a

00:28:09.420 couple pieces

00:28:09.880 of it

00:28:10.200 and it is

00:28:10.900 tight

00:28:11.280 I actually

00:28:12.440 had a shirt

00:28:12.760 for theirs

00:28:13.120 I didn't even

00:28:13.500 realize was mine

00:28:14.120 one of my

00:28:14.420 favorite shirts

00:28:14.920 over the past

00:28:15.400 few years

00:28:15.720 was Ferti

00:28:16.260 didn't realize

00:28:17.080 it

00:28:17.320 the quality

00:28:19.580 stands up

00:28:20.360 to everyday

00:28:20.860 wear

00:28:21.280 buying forever

00:28:23.420 is the smartest

00:28:24.280 way to shop

00:28:24.840 and now is the

00:28:25.700 smartest time

00:28:26.240 to do it

00:28:26.740 right now

00:28:27.680 you can get

00:28:28.200 25% off

00:28:29.420 your next

00:28:29.800 Ferti purchase

00:28:30.640 when you go to

00:28:31.480 Ferti brand

00:28:32.740 dot com

00:28:33.740 slash Theo

00:28:34.540 that's 0.78

00:28:35.680 F-A-H-E-R-T-Y 1.00

00:28:38.100 brand

00:28:38.940 Ferti brand

00:28:40.960 dot com

00:28:42.120 slash

00:28:42.580 T-H-E-O 1.00

00:28:43.500 for 25% off

00:28:44.500 Ferti brand

00:28:46.360 dot com

00:28:47.520 slash Theo

00:28:48.200 dress for

00:28:50.700 whenever

00:28:52.500 forever

00:28:53.640 that's what

00:28:55.040 they can do

00:28:55.420 for you

00:28:55.840 you got to

00:28:57.380 respect that

00:28:57.860 somebody says

00:28:58.300 hey buddy

00:28:58.820 we're going to

00:28:59.980 take care of

00:29:00.500 you forever

00:29:00.900 I want to

00:29:02.180 let you know

00:29:02.640 right now

00:29:03.340 well I want

00:29:04.500 to let you

00:29:04.720 know that

00:29:04.920 the studio

00:29:05.300 is coming

00:29:05.580 along better

00:29:06.120 and we're

00:29:07.260 taking care

00:29:07.740 of it

00:29:08.040 and I'm

00:29:09.260 grateful to

00:29:09.800 the people

00:29:10.580 that have

00:29:10.780 been helping

00:29:11.120 me and I'm

00:29:11.760 grateful to

00:29:12.060 you guys for

00:29:12.500 being supportive

00:29:13.100 as we gear it

00:29:14.420 along and figure

00:29:15.040 out it's a lot

00:29:15.500 of moving

00:29:15.840 pieces

00:29:16.260 where are we

00:29:17.580 going to live

00:29:18.060 where's it

00:29:18.440 going to be

00:29:18.980 part time

00:29:19.580 full time

00:29:20.280 you know

00:29:21.880 it's just like

00:29:22.980 the you know

00:29:24.180 like I was

00:29:24.520 talking about

00:29:24.820 earlier with the

00:29:25.440 things around

00:29:26.220 us everything's

00:29:26.820 shape shifting

00:29:27.400 and you

00:29:28.960 don't know

00:29:29.180 if you got

00:29:29.480 a Rubik's

00:29:30.040 cube or 1.00

00:29:30.620 a damn 1.00

00:29:32.640 eight ball 1.00

00:29:33.120 you just

00:29:33.420 don't know

00:29:33.700 what's

00:29:33.920 happening

00:29:34.200 but I

00:29:36.360 know this

00:29:36.780 man is

00:29:37.160 that I

00:29:37.360 need help

00:29:37.820 and I

00:29:39.100 have friends

00:29:39.540 that help

00:29:39.860 me and

00:29:40.120 sometimes I

00:29:40.540 need

00:29:40.840 therapeutic

00:29:41.920 help

00:29:42.340 people that

00:29:44.140 know what

00:29:44.600 they're doing

00:29:45.160 mentally and

00:29:46.200 emotionally

00:29:46.740 and they

00:29:48.160 can be my

00:29:48.780 outer banks

00:29:49.440 better help

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00:29:53.340 this episode

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00:30:16.420 never have

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00:30:18.700 as with

00:30:19.640 traditional

00:30:20.080 therapy

00:30:20.540 I'll tell

00:30:21.740 you this

00:30:21.920 a lot of

00:30:22.260 traditional

00:30:22.560 therapy

00:30:22.900 has even

00:30:23.240 gone on

00:30:24.000 to just

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00:30:25.060 FaceTime

00:30:25.700 or on

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00:30:26.460 now

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00:30:59.760 if you need

00:31:00.940 some help

00:31:01.300 give it a shot

00:31:02.120 there's no shame

00:31:02.900 in it

00:31:03.240 there's no shame

00:31:05.200 in getting

00:31:05.460 help man

00:31:06.160 you know

00:31:09.120 I don't know

00:31:09.340 where I'd be

00:31:09.680 with that

00:31:09.960 my friends

00:31:10.500 man

00:31:10.800 it's amazing

00:31:13.380 sometimes how

00:31:13.980 your friends

00:31:14.340 will just

00:31:14.620 continue to

00:31:15.440 put up

00:31:15.700 with you

00:31:15.960 over and

00:31:16.280 over again

00:31:16.700 isn't that

00:31:17.020 wild

00:31:17.520 that blows

00:31:19.920 my mind

00:31:20.420 man

00:31:20.580 it

00:31:20.720 bees

00:31:20.940 my

00:31:21.120 M

00:31:21.380 what else

00:31:26.360 oh I want

00:31:26.840 to let you

00:31:27.220 know

00:31:27.440 I want

00:31:27.680 you to

00:31:28.120 save time

00:31:28.760 on Thursday

00:31:29.660 December

00:31:31.120 17th

00:31:32.180 I want

00:31:32.980 you to

00:31:33.220 save some

00:31:33.660 time out

00:31:34.100 of your

00:31:34.240 evening

00:31:34.480 schedule

00:31:35.060 it looks

00:31:36.780 like

00:31:37.020 myself

00:31:37.580 and Chelsea

00:31:38.260 Lynn

00:31:38.760 she's a

00:31:39.340 very funny

00:31:39.940 young lady

00:31:40.380 she was

00:31:40.680 on a few

00:31:41.480 episodes ago

00:31:42.220 we are

00:31:43.160 going to

00:31:43.540 do a

00:31:43.860 live

00:31:44.300 event

00:31:44.700 and it's

00:31:46.220 going to

00:31:46.420 be a

00:31:46.900 Christmas

00:31:48.400 holiday

00:31:48.900 talent

00:31:50.040 spectacular

00:31:50.820 extravaganza

00:31:51.820 and it's

00:31:53.300 going to

00:31:53.480 be

00:31:53.940 next level

00:31:56.660 so we're

00:31:58.100 really really

00:31:58.500 excited about it

00:31:59.340 it'll be

00:31:59.540 coming to you

00:31:59.960 live

00:32:00.440 live

00:32:01.240 from the

00:32:01.960 Central

00:32:02.380 East

00:32:02.960 so we'll

00:32:05.000 put tickets

00:32:05.520 on sale

00:32:05.980 for that

00:32:06.400 soon

00:32:06.840 we're just

00:32:07.740 figuring out

00:32:08.160 everything

00:32:08.420 that's going

00:32:08.720 to be

00:32:08.940 in it

00:32:09.360 and I'm

00:32:10.540 kind of

00:32:10.820 nervous

00:32:11.120 you know

00:32:11.460 but I'm

00:32:11.740 very excited

00:32:12.440 you know

00:32:13.460 I'm excited

00:32:13.900 to just

00:32:14.340 kind of

00:32:14.680 try things

00:32:15.160 a little

00:32:15.340 bit

00:32:15.500 different

00:32:15.840 and

00:32:16.220 just do

00:32:17.680 something

00:32:17.920 new

00:32:18.340 so it'll

00:32:20.160 be exciting

00:32:20.680 so just

00:32:21.440 want to

00:32:21.640 let you

00:32:21.920 know

00:32:22.060 save that

00:32:22.560 space

00:32:22.860 on your

00:32:23.120 schedule

00:32:23.440 probably

00:32:23.940 7 p.m.

00:32:24.700 or 8 p.m.

00:32:25.340 Central

00:32:25.660 Standard

00:32:26.060 Time

00:32:26.380 probably

00:32:26.620 8 p.m.

00:32:28.460 and

00:32:28.740 we're

00:32:30.860 excited

00:32:31.160 about that

00:32:31.640 so keep

00:32:32.560 your ears

00:32:32.940 and your

00:32:33.180 face

00:32:33.520 open to

00:32:34.160 that

00:32:34.400 what else

00:32:36.260 we got

00:32:36.480 some calls

00:32:36.940 that came

00:32:37.300 in

00:32:37.660 as always

00:32:38.860 the hotline

00:32:39.440 985-664-9503

00:32:43.260 here we go

00:32:44.620 yo

00:32:50.680 yo

00:32:52.640 it's

00:32:52.980 Christopher

00:32:53.360 down in

00:32:53.880 the

00:32:54.000 Big Easy

00:32:54.500 what's up

00:32:56.120 Christopher

00:32:56.580 and I used

00:32:58.080 to know

00:32:58.300 a boy

00:32:58.520 named

00:32:58.680 Christopher

00:32:59.020 and they

00:32:59.280 called

00:32:59.420 him

00:32:59.540 Toby

00:32:59.940 or

00:33:00.600 Tobias

00:33:01.260 and

00:33:03.080 and

00:33:06.540 some

00:33:06.840 people

00:33:07.060 they

00:33:07.200 open

00:33:07.380 their

00:33:07.500 mouth

00:33:07.660 it

00:33:07.780 goes

00:33:07.920 sideways

00:33:08.320 a

00:33:08.600 little

00:33:08.740 and

00:33:09.140 that

00:33:09.260 was

00:33:09.380 him

00:33:09.580 onward

00:33:09.920 I want

00:33:11.240 to say

00:33:11.540 what up

00:33:12.200 to

00:33:13.340 El Rey

00:33:13.860 de Rata

00:33:14.580 El Rey

00:33:16.540 de Rata 0.91

00:33:17.000 the rat king 0.93

00:33:18.000 baby

00:33:18.320 El Rey

00:33:19.520 de Raton

00:33:20.360 El Rey

00:33:20.940 de Rata

00:33:21.440 one of the

00:33:22.540 other baby

00:33:22.960 and that's

00:33:23.940 that Spanish 0.99

00:33:24.400 rat baby 0.99

00:33:24.960 that queso 0.99

00:33:25.660 monster

00:33:26.100 gang

00:33:26.600 dude

00:33:27.380 I actually

00:33:27.720 grew up

00:33:28.060 on the

00:33:28.280 North Shore

00:33:28.820 and I

00:33:29.220 heard about

00:33:29.720 your

00:33:30.040 legendary

00:33:30.760 status

00:33:31.600 from the

00:33:32.640 Mandeville

00:33:33.100 High days

00:33:33.940 I lived

00:33:34.340 right around

00:33:34.780 the corner

00:33:35.280 I went

00:33:36.180 to the

00:33:36.500 rival

00:33:36.800 St.

00:33:37.260 Paul's

00:33:37.900 though

00:33:38.220 okay

00:33:39.900 you talking

00:33:40.160 high school

00:33:40.660 time

00:33:41.080 brother

00:33:41.420 and that's

00:33:42.800 when I

00:33:42.960 was really

00:33:43.280 first

00:33:43.640 experiencing

00:33:44.220 erection

00:33:44.780 and really

00:33:45.160 just

00:33:45.520 I mean 0.99

00:33:47.580 damn 0.99

00:33:47.900 I had a 0.99

00:33:48.280 real

00:33:48.800 just a

00:33:50.060 pertinent 1.00

00:33:50.460 penis 1.00

00:33:50.920 on me 0.99

00:33:51.240 at the

00:33:51.460 time

00:33:51.820 you know

00:33:52.860 what I'm

00:33:52.980 saying 1.00

00:33:53.120 my dick 1.00

00:33:53.500 really had 1.00

00:33:53.880 an attitude

00:33:54.260 I had

00:33:54.560 that Muhammad 0.96

00:33:55.040 Ali 0.99

00:33:55.340 of dick 1.00

00:33:55.780 at the 1.00

00:33:56.020 time

00:33:56.300 and

00:33:56.480 and sorry

00:33:58.680 excuse my

00:33:59.080 language

00:33:59.340 a little

00:33:59.600 bit vulgar

00:34:00.140 but

00:34:00.460 yeah

00:34:01.740 brother

00:34:02.060 yeah

00:34:04.300 I don't

00:34:04.500 know if

00:34:04.660 I had

00:34:04.800 any stuff

00:34:05.140 alleging

00:34:05.640 I

00:34:05.780 definitely

00:34:06.140 you know

00:34:06.880 I had

00:34:08.900 some good

00:34:09.340 times

00:34:09.780 I remember

00:34:10.340 doing a bunch

00:34:11.840 of mushrooms

00:34:12.540 one time

00:34:13.380 and

00:34:13.680 stayed in

00:34:15.240 the bathroom

00:34:15.820 at school

00:34:16.280 all day

00:34:16.800 and I

00:34:18.600 stayed in

00:34:19.060 there

00:34:19.320 and just

00:34:19.700 you know

00:34:20.640 I cut

00:34:20.900 all the

00:34:21.180 faucets

00:34:21.560 on

00:34:21.820 and just

00:34:22.080 tried to

00:34:22.540 I thought

00:34:24.360 I could

00:34:24.580 get to

00:34:24.800 the bottom

00:34:25.220 of the

00:34:25.520 water

00:34:25.820 in the

00:34:26.680 city

00:34:26.940 I was

00:34:27.200 like

00:34:27.300 if I

00:34:27.540 run

00:34:27.800 these

00:34:28.000 long

00:34:28.300 enough

00:34:28.520 I'll

00:34:28.740 get to

00:34:28.980 the

00:34:29.140 end

00:34:29.320 of

00:34:29.420 the

00:34:29.560 water

00:34:29.840 and

00:34:31.000 then

00:34:31.460 we

00:34:33.280 will

00:34:33.480 know

00:34:33.680 the

00:34:33.880 truth

00:34:34.220 but it

00:34:34.840 never

00:34:35.040 happened

00:34:35.360 man

00:34:35.580 I remember

00:34:35.900 doing

00:34:36.160 that

00:34:36.620 what else

00:34:40.240 I remember

00:34:40.600 being in

00:34:40.920 the bathroom

00:34:41.240 another time

00:34:41.800 and a friend

00:34:42.120 of mine

00:34:42.400 threatened

00:34:43.320 our Spanish

00:34:43.880 teacher

00:34:44.260 dude we had

00:34:46.000 a crazy 0.68

00:34:46.520 Spanish 0.98

00:34:46.940 teacher

00:34:47.240 man

00:34:47.580 Mr.

00:34:48.180 Vlayette

00:34:48.700 and this

00:34:50.220 dude

00:34:50.640 he would

00:34:51.180 he had

00:34:52.680 his bonus

00:34:53.340 points

00:34:53.680 bro

00:34:53.900 people

00:34:54.220 everybody

00:34:54.600 bro

00:34:55.460 no

00:34:55.780 nobody

00:34:56.700 in our

00:34:56.940 school

00:34:57.160 could speak

00:34:57.520 Spanish

00:34:58.000 we had

00:34:59.120 people that

00:34:59.460 have been

00:34:59.640 in Spanish

00:34:59.960 for 11

00:35:00.540 years

00:35:00.960 no Spanish

00:35:01.780 you know

00:35:02.880 I'm saying

00:35:03.120 drive right

00:35:03.700 through an

00:35:03.980 alto

00:35:04.260 sign

00:35:04.760 nothing

00:35:05.380 just

00:35:06.480 no

00:35:06.900 just

00:35:08.060 nada

00:35:09.500 you know

00:35:10.440 and

00:35:11.640 but he

00:35:12.440 give you

00:35:12.700 75,000

00:35:14.000 bonus points

00:35:14.780 if you

00:35:16.340 made a

00:35:16.640 casserole

00:35:17.300 you made 1.00

00:35:18.760 a damn 1.00

00:35:19.140 quesadilla 0.99

00:35:19.760 he give

00:35:20.060 you 32,000

00:35:21.000 bonus points

00:35:21.720 you bring

00:35:23.020 in a

00:35:23.260 habanero

00:35:23.800 pepper dog

00:35:24.380 if you

00:35:24.600 bring in

00:35:24.940 just a

00:35:25.260 regular

00:35:25.560 can of

00:35:26.060 pepper

00:35:26.260 and wrote

00:35:26.620 habanero

00:35:27.820 on the

00:35:28.100 side

00:35:28.320 he give

00:35:28.540 you 16,000

00:35:29.420 bonus points

00:35:30.040 just his

00:35:30.700 bonus point

00:35:31.260 system

00:35:31.600 was just

00:35:32.180 it made

00:35:33.320 no sense

00:35:33.980 you know

00:35:35.000 if you

00:35:36.520 got beat

00:35:36.940 up by 0.97

00:35:37.240 a Mexican

00:35:37.680 dude

00:35:37.960 he'll

00:35:38.140 give you

00:35:38.360 6,000

00:35:39.040 bonus points

00:35:39.780 so it

00:35:41.460 just

00:35:41.780 you know

00:35:43.180 everything

00:35:43.460 he did

00:35:43.860 was crazy

00:35:44.260 and one

00:35:44.540 time I'm

00:35:44.840 in the

00:35:45.020 bathroom

00:35:45.440 just

00:35:45.700 doing

00:35:45.940 peeing

00:35:46.380 you know

00:35:47.460 not

00:35:47.800 doing

00:35:48.480 drugs

00:35:49.000 and

00:35:50.980 and my

00:35:54.020 friend

00:35:54.360 Paul had

00:35:54.940 like a

00:35:55.260 C or

00:35:55.760 something

00:35:56.000 or a

00:35:56.300 D

00:35:56.500 and Paul

00:35:58.720 was in

00:35:59.060 there

00:35:59.220 and Mr.

00:35:59.560 Vliet was

00:36:00.140 in there

00:36:00.520 and Paul

00:36:02.300 was a

00:36:02.600 tough guy

00:36:03.060 man

00:36:03.400 Paul was

00:36:04.300 my friend

00:36:04.820 and he

00:36:05.080 still is

00:36:05.540 my friend

00:36:06.040 so that's

00:36:07.280 called

00:36:07.500 friendship

00:36:07.920 and he

00:36:10.780 was a

00:36:11.180 tough guy

00:36:11.800 and he

00:36:12.060 told Mr.

00:36:12.580 Vliet

00:36:12.880 he was

00:36:13.260 Mr.

00:36:13.540 Vliet was

00:36:13.920 peeing

00:36:14.280 and he

00:36:15.560 kind of

00:36:15.820 looked like

00:36:16.120 a guy

00:36:16.400 that didn't

00:36:16.760 have a 1.00

00:36:17.000 big dick 1.00

00:36:17.400 on him 1.00

00:36:17.800 if I'm

00:36:18.700 honest

00:36:19.040 I don't

00:36:20.840 like to

00:36:21.100 say that

00:36:21.500 but it

00:36:21.840 seemed

00:36:22.080 like it

00:36:22.580 like if

00:36:24.200 you if

00:36:24.560 you had

00:36:24.820 to find 1.00

00:36:25.220 his dick 1.00

00:36:25.580 it would 1.00

00:36:25.800 take you

00:36:26.120 a while

00:36:26.540 if it

00:36:26.940 was outside

00:36:27.580 you know

00:36:28.280 in like a

00:36:29.300 you know

00:36:30.860 you know

00:36:31.220 like in

00:36:31.540 a field

00:36:32.460 of like

00:36:33.000 freshly

00:36:33.380 like even

00:36:33.840 if it

00:36:34.060 was out

00:36:34.260 on like

00:36:34.480 a field

00:36:34.920 of freshly

00:36:35.320 cut grass

00:36:35.920 it would

00:36:36.160 take you

00:36:36.420 a couple

00:36:36.640 minutes

00:36:36.920 they're

00:36:37.080 probably

00:36:37.240 located

00:36:37.760 but um

00:36:40.480 anyway

00:36:40.720 my

00:36:40.980 you know

00:36:42.060 Mr.

00:36:42.720 Vliet's

00:36:43.160 over there

00:36:43.460 holding on

00:36:43.900 to his 1.00

00:36:44.160 penis 1.00

00:36:44.460 and he's 0.77

00:36:44.880 uh

00:36:45.240 peeing

00:36:46.480 and my

00:36:46.720 friend

00:36:46.880 Paul

00:36:47.200 said

00:36:47.420 hey

00:36:47.580 Mr.

00:36:47.840 Vliet

00:36:48.120 if you're

00:36:50.560 going to

00:36:50.640 give me

00:36:50.900 a D

00:36:51.220 I'm

00:36:51.400 going to

00:36:51.540 expose

00:36:51.920 your

00:36:52.120 whole 1.00

00:36:52.340 fucking 1.00

00:36:52.600 program 1.00

00:36:53.120 he said

00:36:54.960 you know

00:36:55.160 I know

00:36:55.480 you're

00:36:55.700 giving

00:36:55.860 people

00:36:56.200 you know

00:36:56.780 700,000

00:36:57.840 bonus

00:36:58.240 points

00:36:58.580 for a 0.99

00:36:58.920 damn 0.99

00:36:59.200 uh 1.00

00:36:59.620 you know

00:37:01.320 for a

00:37:01.740 um

00:37:02.160 enchilada

00:37:03.100 recipe

00:37:03.700 so I'm

00:37:04.880 about to 1.00

00:37:05.140 fuck you 1.00

00:37:05.540 you know 1.00

00:37:05.860 if you

00:37:06.760 I remember

00:37:07.460 he said

00:37:07.740 if you

00:37:07.920 don't get

00:37:08.220 it right

00:37:08.660 you're

00:37:09.600 going to

00:37:09.780 suffer

00:37:09.960 the

00:37:10.140 consequences

00:37:10.720 dude

00:37:11.780 this

00:37:11.980 student

00:37:12.380 told the

00:37:12.880 teacher

00:37:13.140 that

00:37:13.500 and I'm

00:37:14.360 just in

00:37:14.660 there

00:37:14.840 pissing

00:37:15.240 or pretending

00:37:15.660 like I'm

00:37:16.100 pissed

00:37:16.320 and waiting

00:37:16.660 for somebody

00:37:17.120 that had a

00:37:17.560 cigarette

00:37:17.880 you know

00:37:19.760 just

00:37:20.080 just being

00:37:21.380 in high

00:37:21.740 school

00:37:21.940 basically

00:37:22.300 and so

00:37:22.680 finally

00:37:23.080 he said

00:37:23.680 uh

00:37:24.140 and Mr.

00:37:26.180 Vliet said

00:37:26.640 okay

00:37:26.980 and he gave

00:37:28.160 him a C

00:37:28.560 bro

00:37:28.740 so he could

00:37:29.160 pass

00:37:29.520 man

00:37:29.740 praise God

00:37:30.340 but I don't

00:37:32.280 know if that's

00:37:32.680 the kind of 1.00

00:37:33.060 shit that you 1.00

00:37:33.580 heard about 1.00

00:37:34.160 me in high

00:37:34.720 school

00:37:35.060 or um

00:37:36.360 or what

00:37:37.520 happened

00:37:37.760 that's most

00:37:38.140 of the good

00:37:38.580 stuff that

00:37:38.980 happened

00:37:39.300 you know

00:37:41.320 that's most

00:37:42.960 of the good

00:37:43.400 stuff that

00:37:43.760 happened to

00:37:44.180 me man

00:37:44.700 um

00:37:45.360 and St.

00:37:46.440 Poole's 0.87

00:37:46.760 St.

00:37:47.240 Poole's 0.87

00:37:47.680 was an

00:37:48.400 all-male 0.92

00:37:48.900 school

00:37:49.220 St.

00:37:49.520 Paul's

00:37:49.880 that's where

00:37:50.100 you went

00:37:50.440 to all-male 0.84

00:37:51.280 and a

00:37:53.440 lot of

00:37:53.720 a lot of

00:37:54.220 parents at

00:37:54.600 this time

00:37:55.040 in history

00:37:55.720 a lot of

00:37:56.100 parents wouldn't

00:37:56.580 send their

00:37:56.960 child to

00:37:57.400 all-male 0.92

00:37:57.980 because they

00:37:59.400 think they

00:37:59.700 never gonna

00:38:00.020 see a

00:38:00.340 woman and

00:38:00.720 they gonna

00:38:00.980 love men

00:38:01.680 you know

00:38:05.260 they're never

00:38:05.620 gonna see a

00:38:06.200 breast or

00:38:06.700 you know

00:38:07.160 see a couple 1.00

00:38:08.820 bitches you 1.00

00:38:09.460 know beating 1.00

00:38:09.860 each other with

00:38:10.380 brassieres or

00:38:11.020 anything after

00:38:11.520 the school

00:38:11.900 bus after they

00:38:12.700 missed the

00:38:13.140 bus because

00:38:13.580 they was

00:38:13.840 smoking or

00:38:14.880 just you

00:38:15.300 know so I

00:38:16.500 think a lot

00:38:16.960 of people was

00:38:17.400 afraid to send

00:38:18.000 their child over

00:38:18.620 to that kind

00:38:19.120 of thing but

00:38:19.640 let's hear more

00:38:20.160 man thanks for

00:38:20.660 the call I'm

00:38:21.160 really

00:38:21.440 transgressing

00:38:23.100 but um

00:38:24.100 you said to

00:38:25.100 call in if

00:38:26.280 we were

00:38:26.620 listening and

00:38:27.920 hell yeah I'm

00:38:29.240 listening I'm

00:38:29.940 loving what you

00:38:30.460 do very

00:38:31.880 uplifting

00:38:32.680 hilarious

00:38:34.700 anyway just

00:38:36.300 giving you a

00:38:36.720 big shout out

00:38:37.500 from the big

00:38:38.100 easy while we

00:38:38.780 get ready for

00:38:39.440 that goto

00:38:40.920 uno that

00:38:41.700 category one

00:38:42.560 hurricane

00:38:43.040 baby

00:38:43.320 gang brother

00:38:45.000 thanks for the

00:38:45.580 call man you

00:38:46.040 guys are

00:38:46.300 prepared for a

00:38:46.860 storm every

00:38:47.240 day every day

00:38:48.940 down there you

00:38:49.540 put a slicker 0.67

00:38:50.100 on a kid

00:38:50.680 hell you 0.92

00:38:52.340 throw a

00:38:52.700 frisbee to

00:38:53.100 somebody you

00:38:53.480 better put a

00:38:53.960 raincoat on it 1.00

00:38:54.640 that shit 0.99

00:38:54.880 everything down 1.00

00:38:55.420 there is damn 0.99

00:38:55.900 drowning 0.99

00:38:56.260 they should

00:38:58.360 have mandatory

00:38:59.580 fun uh

00:39:00.480 snorkels

00:39:01.680 but thank you

00:39:03.220 for the call

00:39:03.680 brother and

00:39:04.160 thanks for uh

00:39:05.220 that's interesting

00:39:07.700 that there's some

00:39:08.260 lead that there's

00:39:08.980 stories that float

00:39:09.940 around about me

00:39:10.620 from there from

00:39:11.220 being a child

00:39:12.240 you know the

00:39:14.240 family that let

00:39:14.980 me come stay

00:39:15.480 with them that's

00:39:16.000 what took me

00:39:16.480 from one I

00:39:17.480 grew up in a

00:39:18.060 totally more

00:39:18.740 rural area and

00:39:20.760 they lived in a

00:39:21.420 fancier area nicer

00:39:22.620 and that's what

00:39:25.700 took me from one

00:39:26.500 area to another

00:39:27.300 that took me to a

00:39:28.040 one uh you know

00:39:29.500 more rural town to

00:39:30.720 more of a uh

00:39:31.580 suburb and so I

00:39:34.620 had different a

00:39:35.260 plethora of

00:39:36.440 experiences man

00:39:37.440 let's take another

00:39:39.720 call here as

00:39:41.520 always the hotline

00:39:42.440 985-664-9503

00:39:46.140 what's up

00:39:47.900 video Thomas

00:39:49.400 here calling from

00:39:50.240 Houston Texas

00:39:51.280 it's time

00:39:52.620 hold it down

00:39:53.460 you know I've

00:39:55.300 been thinking

00:39:55.620 recently you know

00:39:56.860 work is so

00:39:57.460 stressful I work

00:39:58.460 in a warehouse and

00:39:59.320 I pull products

00:40:00.280 and it might not

00:40:01.840 sound stressful but

00:40:02.660 it's extremely

00:40:03.200 stressful and I

00:40:04.500 think and I

00:40:05.540 think at the end

00:40:06.120 of the day most

00:40:08.140 days I think life

00:40:10.500 would probably be

00:40:11.160 easier if I was

00:40:11.900 just homeless but

00:40:13.380 scrape by picking

00:40:14.520 up cans or you

00:40:17.120 know holding out a

00:40:17.800 little bucket maybe 0.50

00:40:18.860 sound a little about

00:40:19.520 the hair wrong I

00:40:22.220 want to get your

00:40:22.740 thoughts on that you

00:40:23.980 know very simple

00:40:25.220 the homeless way of

00:40:27.380 living

00:40:27.720 amen sir and thank

00:40:31.120 you sir and it's an

00:40:34.020 important question man

00:40:35.160 it's one we all ask

00:40:36.200 ourselves every day

00:40:37.100 should I just be

00:40:40.640 homeless and the

00:40:45.360 answer changes man

00:40:46.440 but the truth about

00:40:49.440 homeless is look I

00:40:50.300 think about it a lot

00:40:51.220 is it fun to be a

00:40:54.520 contributing member of

00:40:56.060 society because that's

00:40:56.880 the opposite of

00:40:57.540 homelessness

00:40:57.880 is it fun to be a

00:41:02.220 contributing member of

00:41:03.720 society well let me

00:41:04.520 look at this

00:41:05.720 um is it fun

00:41:13.720 sometimes I would

00:41:14.980 love to lay in the

00:41:16.000 park and do dope

00:41:17.180 and pretend I'm 0.99

00:41:19.240 fucking somebody but 0.99

00:41:20.220 I'm not 1.00

00:41:20.740 yeah and have a

00:41:25.040 freaking you know 0.88

00:41:25.680 and have a two drink

00:41:27.380 Pepsi straight out the

00:41:28.400 two liter and get

00:41:29.160 sunburned yeah

00:41:30.780 yeah yes I would

00:41:33.220 love that sometimes

00:41:34.660 but that's gonna fade

00:41:39.100 off pretty quick by

00:41:41.920 about three in the

00:41:42.920 afternoon you're gonna

00:41:43.900 want a place to wash

00:41:45.140 up and that's where it

00:41:49.660 gets dicey when the

00:41:52.920 drugs wear off you

00:41:55.820 know when you start to

00:41:56.740 know you know you

00:41:57.320 start to see different

00:41:58.000 birds in the park and

00:41:59.260 you know them that's

00:42:01.720 that's gotta be a

00:42:03.720 tough moment you

00:42:05.500 know most of

00:42:07.220 America's homeless are

00:42:08.660 drug addicted or 1.00

00:42:10.820 mentally ill you don't

00:42:14.680 meet a lot of yeah I

00:42:16.500 couldn't pay my rent so

00:42:17.900 I'm just I'm gonna live

00:42:19.260 out here now you

00:42:21.460 don't you don't meet a

00:42:23.380 lot like that you know

00:42:26.080 yes sometimes I would

00:42:27.100 like to be home you

00:42:27.940 don't think I want to

00:42:28.760 you know hide a

00:42:29.900 cinnamon roll in the

00:42:31.000 woods and go get it a 0.99

00:42:33.180 month later when I'm

00:42:34.200 when I'm high on

00:42:35.460 methamphetamines dude

00:42:36.560 and I'm low on

00:42:37.860 mathematics and reading

00:42:39.200 yes I do but we need

00:42:44.620 to be clear on who is

00:42:46.360 homeless and who is

00:42:47.840 not homeless people it's 0.58

00:42:50.720 either mentally ill or 0.86

00:42:51.920 drug addicted and it's 0.97

00:42:53.620 that those are the

00:42:54.380 people that's living under

00:42:55.660 the interstate you know

00:42:58.440 those are those roadside

00:42:59.720 warriors other people

00:43:02.740 are camping so many

00:43:06.040 people send me uh

00:43:07.380 pictures like oh so

00:43:08.760 many homeless people up 1.00

00:43:10.180 here in Yosemite bitch 1.00

00:43:12.420 those are campers those 0.99

00:43:15.440 are campers you don't

00:43:17.800 homeless people ain't a 0.99

00:43:19.560 free solo and El

00:43:20.860 Capitan Papa those are

00:43:24.540 hikers okay people like

00:43:28.180 oh man just just made my

00:43:30.900 way to top of

00:43:31.960 Kilimanjaro a lot of

00:43:34.340 vagrants up here R.I.P.

00:43:36.300 Africa those aren't 1.00

00:43:38.560 homeless okay those those 1.00

00:43:41.000 are Patagonia addicted 0.98

00:43:43.920 carabiner junkies okay

00:43:46.180 let's be let's be clear

00:43:48.180 those people aren't

00:43:49.960 shooting up heroin and

00:43:51.860 playing freeze tag with

00:43:53.480 their own soul behind a

00:43:55.560 Carl's Jr. so that's

00:43:58.280 what I'm saying when it

00:43:58.940 come to homeless you got

00:43:59.800 to know the difference

00:44:00.820 KYD baby gang baby

00:44:05.160 sorry I had a urinate right 0.80

00:44:07.820 there I mean if you've

00:44:10.140 ever urinated man it's uh 0.98

00:44:12.320 I mean it's beautiful

00:44:15.080 really when you think

00:44:16.100 about it you know the

00:44:17.920 fact that you get to

00:44:20.480 push water out of your

00:44:23.020 body and it feels good

00:44:24.380 I mean I never could have

00:44:27.980 come up with that so

00:44:30.720 that's pretty remarkable

00:44:31.600 right there and that's

00:44:32.380 God baby so let's get

00:44:35.300 into uh a little more

00:44:39.220 here let's see what we

00:44:40.820 got um here we got a

00:44:45.740 call that came in right

00:44:46.740 here let's take a call

00:44:49.240 yo Theo Vaughn this is

00:44:52.540 Luke from down here in

00:44:53.820 Baton Rouge man um

00:44:55.320 what's up Luke from

00:44:56.660 Baton Rouge and Luke is

00:44:58.620 usually from the Bible but

00:44:59.920 I see you kind of taking

00:45:00.940 a detour onward brother

00:45:03.080 I'm big fan big fan uh

00:45:06.160 actually I saw you down in

00:45:08.420 New Orleans at the House of

00:45:09.700 Blues once it was a good 0.92

00:45:11.000 great show actually uh but

00:45:13.740 look thank you man it's

00:45:15.140 nice of you to say that

00:45:16.000 man it really is and

00:45:17.080 yes you know it used to

00:45:19.660 be that we could be out

00:45:20.460 there doing it and doing

00:45:22.540 the rigmarole and and

00:45:24.280 doing the live show and

00:45:25.400 now um it's a little

00:45:27.620 different now but we're

00:45:28.680 here together right now

00:45:29.840 and that's what's

00:45:30.260 important and that's

00:45:31.200 what's unique about this

00:45:32.300 Luke is that you and I

00:45:34.140 were together there and

00:45:34.900 here we back here

00:45:35.500 together man and that's

00:45:37.580 something if you think

00:45:39.580 about something that could

00:45:42.580 be it onward look man I

00:45:44.900 got a little question um

00:45:46.800 my brother's getting

00:45:48.180 married in a couple of

00:45:49.260 weeks and uh I've got

00:45:51.800 I'm his best man of

00:45:52.840 course I know uh that you

00:45:55.360 were actually your

00:45:56.060 brother's best man I've

00:45:58.340 got to give uh you know

00:45:59.540 a toast to him of course

00:46:00.900 and I um I'm gonna

00:46:03.420 interesting man obviously

00:46:05.380 Luke is a stalker as well

00:46:07.060 but now we uh yeah I was

00:46:10.920 the best man at my

00:46:11.700 brother's wedding was I

00:46:13.200 the best man oh Jesus

00:46:15.040 dude my brother's gonna

00:46:17.700 freaking hate me dude

00:46:19.280 I mean my brother's my

00:46:22.820 best man I know that

00:46:24.000 you know I never I uh

00:46:28.820 I don't know jeep jeeps

00:46:32.320 jeeps uh anyway enough

00:46:34.480 about me onward Luke I

00:46:35.580 want to hear more from

00:46:36.200 you man

00:46:36.640 that you were actually

00:46:38.920 your brother's best man

00:46:40.080 I've got to give uh you

00:46:42.460 know a toast to him of

00:46:43.580 course and I uh I'm an

00:46:46.440 emotional person I don't

00:46:47.740 know how emotional I

00:46:48.880 should get with the with

00:46:49.920 the toast and you know

00:46:51.300 whatnot so I figured I'd

00:46:53.200 ask if you had some

00:46:54.060 pointers since you had

00:46:55.220 been there before being

00:46:57.000 the best man for your

00:46:58.100 brother

00:46:58.520 you have any advice for

00:47:00.340 that uh let me know man

00:47:02.160 uh also I hope all is

00:47:04.040 well show's great love

00:47:06.360 listening to it tell all

00:47:08.400 my friends about it and

00:47:09.460 everything man gang gang

00:47:11.420 take care buddy gang gang

00:47:13.700 baby thanks Luke that's

00:47:15.540 sweet of you man for the

00:47:16.520 message and um wow you

00:47:19.780 know that's a good

00:47:20.540 question what do we do for

00:47:23.760 our brothers you know it's

00:47:27.580 funny if I gave my brother

00:47:28.920 a best man speech now as

00:47:31.060 opposed to whenever I did

00:47:32.480 apparently and I do this

00:47:34.280 is embarrassing man I I

00:47:38.100 it just goes to show how

00:47:40.340 much I'm just stuck in my

00:47:41.380 own head thinking about

00:47:42.200 myself I can't even

00:47:43.160 remember I remember I

00:47:46.620 actually you know what I

00:47:47.480 remember playing in my

00:47:48.260 brother's bachelor party

00:47:49.180 almost killed us in a 12

00:47:50.560 pass van um we had

00:47:53.680 non-alcoholic jello shots

00:47:55.000 there's a lot of things I

00:47:55.800 do remember uh it was a

00:48:00.640 beautiful wedding but I

00:48:03.300 don't um I don't remember

00:48:05.520 having to give a best man

00:48:06.860 speech though did we do

00:48:11.380 Jesus oh my god dude I

00:48:13.100 think my brother listens to

00:48:14.100 this uh anyway Luke enough

00:48:15.920 about me man um that's a

00:48:17.140 good question it you know

00:48:18.440 I think first of all I

00:48:23.000 would keep it semi-concise I

00:48:24.700 wouldn't go over two

00:48:25.860 minutes I think two minutes

00:48:28.580 is about as long as you

00:48:29.940 kind of want to go but of

00:48:33.100 course obviously I don't

00:48:34.280 know man you know if you

00:48:36.620 have a if you have a

00:48:37.220 suggestion for Luke you can

00:48:38.300 hit the hotline we'll uh

00:48:39.940 we'll circle back up with

00:48:41.280 some of these next week

00:48:42.280 nine eight five six six

00:48:44.040 four nine five zero three

00:48:46.320 um how do you what's the

00:48:50.000 best way to do a best man

00:48:51.140 speech what's the best way

00:48:54.400 to you know I think you

00:48:56.980 want to I think talking

00:48:59.200 about a certain moment in

00:49:00.400 your life when whatever your

00:49:03.600 brother did or said or want a

00:49:10.000 behavior of his

00:49:11.240 story of my life man trying to

00:49:18.180 have a feeling and I get an

00:49:19.180 email I would I would find a

00:49:24.440 you know a time when your

00:49:25.660 brother did had a behavior or

00:49:27.400 an action or said something

00:49:28.680 that resonated with you and

00:49:30.500 just stuck with you you know

00:49:33.200 just you can even just

00:49:35.440 specify on one moment when he

00:49:36.720 just really when he was a

00:49:37.840 brother you know a brother is a

00:49:41.340 lot of things I think it's

00:49:42.180 really selfless and I think

00:49:43.460 it's um a good brother

00:49:46.160 anyway and it's uh you know

00:49:51.240 it's loving is caring is

00:49:52.540 sacrificial and it's hard it's

00:49:56.300 hard to be sometimes an older

00:49:57.340 brother it's hard to be a

00:49:58.240 younger brother I mean I think

00:49:59.360 a lot of that could go into

00:50:00.460 you know but depending on

00:50:02.780 where you are in the brother

00:50:03.720 chain but um that's a good

00:50:06.020 question if you have some

00:50:07.140 suggestions for Luke you can

00:50:08.480 hit the hotline again nine

00:50:10.720 eight five six six four nine

00:50:13.260 five zero three sometimes I

00:50:15.260 forget it uh but yeah you

00:50:18.200 know I think just iterating

00:50:23.220 something that they a moment

00:50:24.480 that they done where they

00:50:25.460 really showed you they cared

00:50:26.540 about you or really you know

00:50:29.240 and just let them know how

00:50:32.140 much you care you know let

00:50:37.160 them just let it I think it's

00:50:38.060 a good time really yeah you're

00:50:39.600 kind of wishing him best of

00:50:40.880 luck in his marriage but it's

00:50:42.040 also a moment where you get to

00:50:43.760 let your brother know how you

00:50:45.960 feel about him in a public way

00:50:48.600 without you know being

00:50:50.500 homosexual or without being uh 0.82

00:50:52.720 you know without name calling or

00:50:55.900 anything you get to really just

00:50:57.240 be loving so and you can start

00:51:01.260 off with a joke you know you can

00:51:03.460 say you know I want to you know

00:51:05.360 I'm so happy you know I got my

00:51:08.060 brother here if he even is my

00:51:09.440 brother and then call out your mom

00:51:11.500 say you know if he even is my

00:51:12.960 brother Diane

00:51:13.840 because we all know you've done

00:51:17.900 some things

00:51:18.500 and just let that sit for about

00:51:21.960 another second or two and that'll

00:51:23.360 do that'll really cook up some

00:51:25.020 humor

00:51:25.340 uh and it could I mean who knows I

00:51:29.420 don't know what your mother's

00:51:30.100 like but it could also cause some

00:51:31.420 controversy but

00:51:32.000 or it could you know it or you know

00:51:33.840 dig up some old stuff but um

00:51:35.840 yeah that's a great question man

00:51:37.340 and we'll we'll put that out to

00:51:40.080 the listeners and we'll do a

00:51:41.260 response back to you on the next

00:51:43.040 episode um

00:51:44.040 what else do we have here

00:51:48.380 what else is going on with me man

00:51:51.660 uh

00:51:52.620 I'm trying to think about um

00:51:56.500 oh I'll tell you it is

00:51:58.040 you know uh

00:51:59.580 Brendan Shaw is coming to town this

00:52:01.280 weekend so gonna

00:52:02.340 hopefully get to go catch up with

00:52:04.140 him

00:52:04.400 so looking forward to that

00:52:06.280 Dustin Poirier

00:52:08.140 and Conor McGregor

00:52:11.240 are fighting

00:52:12.580 and man this thing really hit

00:52:16.880 some of the

00:52:17.220 cause I know

00:52:18.200 you know we've been Dustin

00:52:20.240 Poirier fans here

00:52:21.500 we've been underdog fans here

00:52:24.260 we've been the good fight

00:52:26.300 foundation fans here since

00:52:28.140 as since we got to know Dustin

00:52:30.200 and I know it's kind of late in his

00:52:32.260 career that we kind of jumped on

00:52:33.740 the um

00:52:34.360 on that Bayou bad boy bandwagon

00:52:37.040 but uh

00:52:38.340 but we love him you know we love

00:52:39.780 what he stands for he's

00:52:40.740 you know he fights for people

00:52:42.380 like us

00:52:43.460 you know uh we've always kind of

00:52:45.380 felt that I feel like and

00:52:46.700 um

00:52:48.620 and by him coming on the podcast he

00:52:51.120 gave us a lot of credibility and

00:52:52.480 just

00:52:52.680 being able to talk to fighters like

00:52:54.520 him and people who are like him

00:52:56.040 and so um

00:52:56.840 you know uh

00:52:59.260 what was I saying

00:53:00.280 so it's just a crazy that he's

00:53:02.120 getting to do this fight because

00:53:03.180 he held out of the Ferguson fight

00:53:05.480 because there was the money

00:53:06.520 wasn't right

00:53:07.100 they weren't treating him

00:53:08.540 fairly

00:53:08.900 and it's interesting to

00:53:12.260 to take a moment where

00:53:13.760 something is not feeling

00:53:15.240 fair

00:53:15.740 and to stand up for yourself

00:53:18.060 to stand your ground and say no

00:53:19.600 because then once you say no

00:53:24.200 that whatever the opportunity

00:53:25.320 cart it was coming by

00:53:26.700 and it's saying hey here here

00:53:29.300 here's an opportunity bucko

00:53:31.080 and you're saying

00:53:32.640 oh no

00:53:33.700 that's not for me

00:53:34.840 and then the cart leaves

00:53:36.800 and then you're just

00:53:39.320 sitting on the porch

00:53:40.620 and then you're just hoping

00:53:50.600 another cart comes by

00:53:52.480 and sometimes the cart doesn't

00:53:56.040 come by

00:53:56.580 even for the good guys

00:53:59.300 the guys who were

00:54:00.180 trying to do it the right way

00:54:01.940 the guys who stand up for

00:54:04.920 themselves even for

00:54:05.880 sometimes the cart doesn't

00:54:07.160 come by

00:54:07.640 so when you see the cart

00:54:09.980 the next cart that comes by 0.99

00:54:12.180 and that cart is a fucking 1.00

00:54:15.380 Irish parade 1.00

00:54:17.280 of senior citizen punching

00:54:20.920 liquor junkies

00:54:23.560 named Connor F. and McGregor man

00:54:28.060 dude that is exciting

00:54:31.860 exciting as hell

00:54:33.160 and it's inspiring

00:54:36.460 that's inspiring

00:54:38.020 so yeah just to like

00:54:43.900 have had the opportunity

00:54:45.240 to talk to Dustin

00:54:46.140 in between those moments

00:54:47.140 when it was like

00:54:47.800 you know

00:54:48.740 I'm not sure but this

00:54:50.100 I know that I need to stand up

00:54:51.620 for myself

00:54:52.060 I need to stand my ground

00:54:53.380 and that's just amazing

00:54:56.040 that

00:54:56.480 it's inspiring to see

00:54:58.780 that life will reward

00:55:00.140 us

00:55:02.320 and but he also

00:55:03.440 didn't give up

00:55:04.180 at those moments

00:55:04.740 he stayed

00:55:05.200 you know

00:55:05.560 kept training

00:55:06.540 to keep training

00:55:07.980 when you don't even know

00:55:09.280 if there's gonna be

00:55:12.280 a choo-choo 1.00

00:55:13.080 that's crazy

00:55:14.820 to keep training

00:55:17.300 when you don't even know

00:55:18.460 if the Amtrak

00:55:19.360 is still in business

00:55:20.860 oh

00:55:23.780 so it's just exciting

00:55:26.500 man

00:55:26.700 and you gotta commend

00:55:28.260 Conor McGregor

00:55:29.280 for saying

00:55:29.700 this is some

00:55:30.320 you know

00:55:30.720 because he's at a level

00:55:33.220 where you know

00:55:34.080 he's also such a business

00:55:35.480 so when he touches something

00:55:37.500 it just generates

00:55:39.360 more business

00:55:40.080 to that thing

00:55:40.920 so for him

00:55:43.860 to have that part of him

00:55:44.900 that recognizes

00:55:45.880 hey let's do this

00:55:48.840 and recognizes

00:55:51.580 when good deeds

00:55:52.680 have gone undone

00:55:54.240 like I personally

00:55:56.400 feel like they had

00:55:57.080 gone in the case

00:55:57.880 of Dustin Poirier

00:55:59.480 and Tony Ferguson

00:56:00.400 in their quest

00:56:01.440 to get just a better

00:56:02.240 contract deal

00:56:02.960 with UFC

00:56:03.480 hats off to him

00:56:06.860 man

00:56:06.980 it's just

00:56:07.280 it's cool 0.94

00:56:07.940 and it's fucking exciting 0.87

00:56:08.880 and everybody wins 0.98

00:56:10.160 everybody wins

00:56:12.460 when Dustin wins

00:56:14.380 then it sets up

00:56:15.120 the trilogy

00:56:15.540 when

00:56:16.280 yeah

00:56:20.740 that's it

00:56:21.380 that's it

00:56:22.240 bro

00:56:22.520 that's it

00:56:23.260 so I don't know

00:56:25.340 if Rogan will let me

00:56:26.100 go to the fight again

00:56:26.940 man

00:56:27.180 I think I made

00:56:27.920 kind of

00:56:28.300 I think I just

00:56:29.060 got too crazy

00:56:29.860 last time

00:56:30.540 dude

00:56:30.820 I punched my date 0.99

00:56:31.920 I fucking put 0.99

00:56:33.720 Mark Norman 0.99

00:56:34.540 in a choke hold

00:56:35.460 you know

00:56:36.320 it was

00:56:36.960 it was a lot

00:56:38.020 it was a lot

00:56:40.040 man

00:56:40.420 god

00:56:40.860 that was one of the

00:56:41.540 craziest nights

00:56:42.460 I ever was

00:56:43.240 part of

00:56:44.080 I had a beautiful

00:56:46.620 date

00:56:47.020 my girl Megan

00:56:47.840 we went

00:56:48.620 it was fun

00:56:49.640 and it was just

00:56:52.780 like man

00:56:53.320 we were right there

00:56:54.400 and these guys

00:56:55.000 were gladiators

00:56:55.900 that was when

00:56:56.720 Dustin Poirier

00:56:57.740 was fighting

00:56:58.280 Tony Holloway

00:56:59.400 god

00:57:01.360 and that's when

00:57:04.680 Israel Adesanya

00:57:05.780 and

00:57:06.620 Kelvin Gastelum

00:57:08.040 went at it

00:57:08.620 bro

00:57:08.840 like a couple 1.00

00:57:10.280 of fucking 1.00

00:57:10.740 funky donkeys 1.00

00:57:11.740 bro

00:57:12.000 they went at it

00:57:13.160 oh that was

00:57:14.300 a good night

00:57:14.760 anyway man

00:57:16.000 if you have

00:57:16.380 some advice

00:57:16.880 for Luke

00:57:17.400 from Baton Rouge

00:57:18.080 hit the hotline

00:57:18.880 985-664-9503

00:57:21.860 let's take another

00:57:23.300 call here man

00:57:24.520 and then we

00:57:25.300 we got some

00:57:25.820 great calls

00:57:26.400 that came in

00:57:27.320 on the hotline

00:57:27.740 and we'll get

00:57:28.100 to them next

00:57:28.700 next week

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00:59:39.760 every

00:59:40.100 morning

00:59:40.460 with them

00:59:40.980 flow

00:59:41.320 state

00:59:41.720 hitters

00:59:42.080 baby

00:59:42.300 magic

00:59:42.700 mind

00:59:43.140 dot

00:59:43.840 co

00:59:44.620 use

00:59:45.240 promo

00:59:45.520 code

00:59:45.840 theo

00:59:46.200 all right

00:59:48.520 let's take

00:59:48.840 another call

00:59:49.360 here

00:59:49.900 all right

00:59:52.240 here we

00:59:52.520 go

00:59:53.680 what's

00:59:56.080 going on

00:59:56.460 ceo

00:59:56.860 this is

00:59:57.540 julian

00:59:57.900 powers

00:59:58.400 calling

00:59:58.960 from

00:59:59.380 niagara

00:59:59.820 falls

01:00:00.120 canada

01:00:00.680 what's

01:00:01.560 up

01:00:01.700 julian

01:00:02.160 and that's

01:00:03.640 that clean

01:00:04.080 water

01:00:04.360 thoroughfare

01:00:04.960 up there

01:00:05.560 niagara

01:00:06.920 man i want

01:00:07.380 to thank

01:00:07.780 you too

01:00:08.100 because we

01:00:08.360 drink a

01:00:08.760 lot of

01:00:09.000 that

01:00:09.220 and we've

01:00:11.440 been sipping

01:00:11.900 off of y'all

01:00:12.400 for a

01:00:12.760 while 0.98

01:00:13.100 sucking 0.99

01:00:14.160 off that 1.00

01:00:14.540 clean 0.97

01:00:14.880 titty

01:00:15.180 while we

01:00:15.520 down

01:00:15.740 here

01:00:15.920 flinting

01:00:16.780 gang 1.00

01:00:17.140 shit 1.00

01:00:17.420 and i 1.00

01:00:19.020 had a

01:00:19.280 question

01:00:19.520 for you

01:00:20.060 so i'm

01:00:21.380 21 years

01:00:21.920 old i

01:00:22.580 just moved

01:00:23.000 out of my

01:00:23.320 house

01:00:23.500 for the

01:00:23.740 first time

01:00:24.200 i'm ready

01:00:24.560 to take

01:00:24.940 on the

01:00:25.200 world

01:00:25.420 and i

01:00:26.380 was wondering

01:00:26.800 what you

01:00:27.400 would tell

01:00:27.780 yourself

01:00:28.400 if you could

01:00:29.400 speak to your

01:00:29.860 21 year old

01:00:30.600 self because

01:00:31.820 i'm out here

01:00:33.580 trying to get

01:00:33.920 some life

01:00:34.260 experience and

01:00:35.420 i think i

01:00:36.120 have big

01:00:36.420 dreams for

01:00:36.820 myself but

01:00:37.660 you know i

01:00:38.880 easily stop

01:00:39.600 myself from

01:00:40.500 achieving those

01:00:41.240 dreams um

01:00:43.260 i'm my own

01:00:43.980 worst enemy in a

01:00:44.860 lot of ways

01:00:45.320 maybe it's a

01:00:46.180 lack of belief

01:00:47.060 maybe i just

01:00:49.580 don't have the

01:00:50.040 right tools i

01:00:51.380 don't know i

01:00:51.960 think i have

01:00:52.400 everything i need

01:00:53.000 in me but i

01:00:53.540 just got to

01:00:53.900 get my

01:00:54.140 brain right

01:00:54.640 but i'd

01:00:55.580 be very

01:00:55.920 interested in

01:00:56.480 knowing what

01:00:57.140 you would tell

01:00:57.660 your 21 year

01:00:58.320 old self

01:00:58.860 gang brother

01:01:01.140 thanks julian

01:01:01.840 for that

01:01:02.140 question man

01:01:02.960 um

01:01:03.580 you know

01:01:06.200 what would i

01:01:09.520 tell my 21

01:01:10.240 year old self

01:01:11.040 i would say

01:01:13.700 ask her out 1.00

01:01:14.580 no matter

01:01:18.780 who she is

01:01:19.780 whether she's

01:01:20.440 a job or a

01:01:21.500 new city

01:01:22.100 or

01:01:23.260 or a

01:01:25.920 actual person

01:01:26.920 you know

01:01:29.620 whether

01:01:30.020 whether she's

01:01:31.800 uh

01:01:33.660 an opportunity

01:01:36.680 or

01:01:37.460 a fear

01:01:39.720 you know

01:01:42.020 if you're

01:01:43.300 afraid of

01:01:43.840 heights ask

01:01:44.460 her out 0.88

01:01:44.940 hey heights

01:01:46.520 what you

01:01:48.740 doing tonight

01:01:49.620 even though i

01:01:51.500 recommend doing

01:01:52.060 heights during

01:01:52.500 the daytime when

01:01:53.140 you can see

01:01:53.420 what's going

01:01:53.680 on but

01:01:53.940 you know

01:01:54.840 like

01:01:55.100 whatever she

01:01:55.880 is man

01:01:56.340 ask her

01:01:56.760 out

01:01:57.020 you know

01:02:00.060 the saddest

01:02:00.940 things in my

01:02:01.400 life i

01:02:01.840 remember almost

01:02:02.660 touching a

01:02:03.180 girl's body 0.99

01:02:03.980 one time

01:02:04.620 and uh

01:02:05.080 she wanted

01:02:05.420 me to

01:02:05.820 so i

01:02:06.340 wasn't you

01:02:06.800 know

01:02:06.920 everybody was

01:02:07.420 awake and

01:02:07.940 but uh

01:02:09.200 but i didn't

01:02:10.520 try to

01:02:11.020 and she was

01:02:13.620 beautiful

01:02:14.380 and i was

01:02:16.620 beautiful dude

01:02:17.140 i was young

01:02:17.920 and man

01:02:20.240 i just

01:02:20.820 if i could

01:02:22.360 go back to

01:02:23.060 that moment

01:02:23.780 and just

01:02:26.660 not be

01:02:27.120 afraid

01:02:27.600 just

01:02:27.980 just

01:02:30.060 recognize

01:02:30.540 that i

01:02:31.080 look

01:02:31.520 whatever

01:02:32.080 could be

01:02:32.580 out there

01:02:33.000 i could

01:02:33.380 have it

01:02:34.420 man that

01:02:39.200 was

01:02:39.380 you know

01:02:40.400 so ask

01:02:40.980 her out 0.88

01:02:41.300 whatever

01:02:41.600 she is

01:02:42.420 um

01:02:44.860 what else

01:02:47.440 would i

01:02:47.700 tell myself

01:02:48.540 everything's

01:02:50.840 going to

01:02:51.000 be okay

01:02:51.500 everything

01:02:54.980 you're worried

01:02:55.440 about is

01:02:55.860 going to

01:02:56.100 be okay

01:02:56.660 that too

01:03:00.140 whatever it

01:03:01.200 is that

01:03:02.340 also is

01:03:03.620 going to

01:03:03.840 be fine

01:03:04.280 uh try

01:03:06.760 some mushrooms

01:03:07.340 man have a

01:03:07.900 few more

01:03:08.180 mushrooms here

01:03:08.840 and there

01:03:09.240 do it in a

01:03:10.660 safe environment

01:03:11.380 you know don't

01:03:11.840 drive while you're

01:03:12.440 doing it but do

01:03:13.020 it somewhere and

01:03:13.560 have fun

01:03:14.060 find people that

01:03:16.280 you care about

01:03:16.960 that you can

01:03:17.500 listen to

01:03:18.160 and that

01:03:20.160 will listen

01:03:20.540 to you

01:03:21.640 um

01:03:24.700 what else

01:03:28.080 would i tell

01:03:28.440 my 21

01:03:28.980 year old

01:03:29.420 self

01:03:29.740 take a

01:03:32.160 chance

01:03:32.520 man

01:03:32.880 you know

01:03:34.320 i remember

01:03:34.640 when i

01:03:34.960 was uh

01:03:35.660 i don't

01:03:36.960 know

01:03:37.200 some type

01:03:38.440 of age

01:03:38.860 but

01:03:39.120 my best

01:03:40.940 friend scott

01:03:41.440 his dad

01:03:42.020 i was

01:03:42.800 asking i

01:03:43.220 was thinking

01:03:43.580 you know

01:03:44.880 should i

01:03:45.180 move to

01:03:45.500 los angeles

01:03:46.180 and he

01:03:47.660 said yes

01:03:48.280 yes you

01:03:49.080 should

01:03:49.420 i said

01:03:50.340 well why

01:03:50.720 this he

01:03:51.520 goes because

01:03:52.000 you can

01:03:52.480 always come

01:03:52.960 back

01:03:53.380 you can

01:03:55.440 always come

01:03:56.120 back whatever

01:03:56.620 you can

01:03:57.060 always come

01:03:57.760 back

01:03:58.100 throughout my

01:04:01.080 life i've

01:04:01.500 been back

01:04:02.060 home to

01:04:02.620 uh my you

01:04:03.680 know my

01:04:04.020 louisiana

01:04:04.720 homes 50

01:04:06.020 times you

01:04:07.800 can always

01:04:08.560 come back

01:04:08.940 whatever that

01:04:09.700 thing is that's

01:04:10.500 a possibility

01:04:11.320 go grab that 0.99

01:04:13.320 bitches by 1.00

01:04:13.840 the nut 0.97

01:04:14.220 smoke my

01:04:18.020 natch fam

01:04:18.660 you gotta

01:04:19.000 get out

01:04:19.420 there

01:04:19.760 whatever it

01:04:22.320 is ask

01:04:24.360 her out 0.88

01:04:24.800 and i

01:04:30.220 yeah and

01:04:30.660 he was

01:04:30.860 right if

01:04:31.720 that man

01:04:32.080 had never

01:04:32.400 said hey

01:04:32.820 you should

01:04:33.120 go do

01:04:33.500 that i

01:04:35.660 never would

01:04:36.220 have i

01:04:37.360 never would

01:04:37.820 have tried

01:04:38.100 to go do

01:04:38.520 comedy or

01:04:39.060 do this or

01:04:39.860 do go to

01:04:40.820 los angeles he

01:04:41.640 said you can

01:04:42.140 always come

01:04:42.620 back

01:04:43.040 go do

01:04:44.640 it you'll

01:04:46.420 never have

01:04:46.800 that freedom

01:04:47.220 like you

01:04:47.580 do when

01:04:47.920 you're 21

01:04:48.760 or whatever

01:04:49.900 age you know

01:04:50.580 he didn't

01:04:50.920 specify because

01:04:51.880 i don't know

01:04:52.160 what age i

01:04:52.660 was

01:04:53.020 but time

01:04:59.380 yeah time

01:05:00.120 slow slow

01:05:01.020 in the

01:05:01.320 beginning

01:05:01.620 and then 1.00

01:05:03.980 that bitch 1.00

01:05:04.380 will fucking 1.00

01:05:04.860 usain on 1.00

01:05:05.920 your son

01:05:06.320 so

01:05:08.980 but you're

01:05:12.260 gonna be

01:05:12.460 fine man

01:05:12.960 no matter

01:05:13.300 what you're

01:05:13.820 gonna be

01:05:14.080 okay just

01:05:14.640 remember that

01:05:15.200 you already

01:05:15.620 are okay

01:05:16.200 so you got

01:05:18.860 this baby boy

01:05:19.660 and i love

01:05:20.460 you man and

01:05:20.900 i'm excited

01:05:21.300 for you

01:05:21.800 um

01:05:23.640 we've got

01:05:25.160 some other

01:05:25.420 great calls

01:05:25.940 man we'll get

01:05:26.420 to them next

01:05:26.880 week i think

01:05:27.360 we've done a

01:05:27.780 lot this week

01:05:28.480 and uh

01:05:29.000 and i

01:05:29.280 appreciate you

01:05:29.820 guys for

01:05:30.260 being here and

01:05:30.740 being a part

01:05:31.140 of my life

01:05:31.700 you know

01:05:33.960 and uh

01:05:34.840 i'm glad at

01:05:36.980 least i have

01:05:37.420 this this is

01:05:38.020 something that's

01:05:38.540 normal this is

01:05:40.120 something that

01:05:40.640 that we don't

01:05:41.340 you know we

01:05:42.700 just stay right

01:05:43.380 in the in the

01:05:45.360 flow of it

01:05:46.020 you know this

01:05:47.620 is something

01:05:48.000 that'll it'll

01:05:48.940 change a little

01:05:49.460 but we try not

01:05:50.040 to let it

01:05:50.400 change too

01:05:50.840 much and um

01:05:52.900 i'm glad you

01:05:54.440 allow me to

01:05:54.860 just kind of

01:05:55.260 check in with

01:05:55.740 you and see

01:05:56.080 what's going

01:05:56.420 on in your

01:05:56.720 lives you know

01:05:58.840 we got a lot

01:05:59.260 of good people

01:05:59.860 out there

01:06:00.360 and we

01:06:01.880 can't forget

01:06:02.360 that even

01:06:03.300 though the

01:06:03.640 structure may

01:06:04.240 get a little

01:06:04.540 shaky

01:06:04.960 um

01:06:06.880 the people

01:06:10.060 are still the

01:06:10.580 same the

01:06:11.020 people are

01:06:11.360 still the

01:06:11.660 same people

01:06:12.140 you know the

01:06:13.360 people are

01:06:13.640 still good

01:06:14.140 so you guys

01:06:16.920 be good to

01:06:17.360 yourselves and

01:06:18.560 uh i'm gonna

01:06:19.060 try to do the

01:06:19.580 same you know

01:06:21.100 i'm gonna try to

01:06:21.540 just work more

01:06:22.080 on the gratitude

01:06:22.640 man there's so

01:06:23.340 many things to

01:06:23.760 be grateful for

01:06:24.400 especially this

01:06:24.900 time of year

01:06:25.460 and uh

01:06:28.080 and yeah the

01:06:31.100 structure's kind

01:06:31.740 of disappearing

01:06:32.300 on the outside

01:06:32.940 so it's a lot

01:06:33.680 of like what

01:06:34.180 structure am i

01:06:34.840 gonna make for

01:06:35.320 myself what

01:06:37.200 current am i

01:06:37.840 gonna ride and

01:06:40.260 if the current

01:06:40.780 isn't there am i

01:06:41.580 am i strong

01:06:42.020 enough to kick

01:06:42.560 for myself am i

01:06:44.160 strong enough to

01:06:44.740 keep uh to

01:06:46.680 keep pedaling and

01:06:49.940 i think i am man

01:06:51.020 and i think you

01:06:52.920 are too uh and

01:06:55.680 i'm not trying to

01:06:56.200 tell you but i'm

01:06:56.940 just sharing what

01:06:57.940 i'm feeling um

01:06:59.940 but yeah go watch

01:07:02.660 queen's gambit 0.79

01:07:03.320 that'd be something

01:07:03.800 nice you could do

01:07:04.440 with a loved one

01:07:05.180 start shopping for

01:07:07.240 christmas now get

01:07:08.040 somebody something

01:07:08.660 nice get some

01:07:10.860 flowers for a loved

01:07:11.760 one tip your

01:07:13.940 cleaning lady take 1.00

01:07:16.020 a friend to lunch

01:07:16.620 the holidays are

01:07:17.200 here already you

01:07:19.880 know the holidays

01:07:20.380 start whenever we

01:07:21.160 want them to so we

01:07:23.120 can do it man i

01:07:24.020 love you guys man

01:07:24.720 thank you guys for

01:07:25.340 supporting the

01:07:25.860 podcast let's go

01:07:27.120 out the way we

01:07:27.600 came in with a

01:07:28.160 little bit of

01:07:28.540 bishop gun making

01:07:30.200 it

01:07:30.600 this is my ringtone

01:07:52.840 in the morning

01:07:53.340 y'all sending some

01:08:03.580 advice for luke man

01:08:04.580 for that fella

01:08:05.140 the best man

01:08:07.380 hold the line baby you

01:08:21.120 hold the line baby you

01:08:25.360 can do it

01:08:25.860 most all of my plans

01:08:41.580 slip right through my

01:08:43.400 hands and wind up next

01:08:45.540 to me i'm up the stairs

01:08:47.720 i'm up the stairs

01:08:47.740 if this bottle was an

01:08:52.480 hour glance i'd say

01:08:54.120 that i'm about an hour

01:08:55.660 past the minute

01:08:56.960 i should have put it

01:08:59.080 i'm up the stairs i'm up the stairs

01:09:00.080 oh you made a bill out of this

01:09:01.460 sixteen thousand point i'm gonna 1.00

01:09:04.820 beat the fuck out of you if 0.99

01:09:06.120 you don't give me a c i'm 1.00

01:09:07.820 making more feel right i'm

01:09:13.760 making it and if else when i'm

01:09:16.720 get it now

01:09:17.620 i'm making good time

01:09:20.520 i want to thank our

01:09:26.740 producers sean and

01:09:28.640 producer nick

01:09:29.360 i want to thank our

01:09:31.420 associate producer

01:09:32.100 colin reiner

01:09:33.040 and everybody's a part of

01:09:35.800 this podcast man

01:09:36.860 we don't get it done alone

01:09:39.520 right here

01:09:40.100 and i want to thank god man for

01:09:45.680 having our backs

01:09:46.480 between the lines that i've lost

01:10:01.720 and the films i've lost

01:10:04.720 i've left you alone

01:10:07.480 i want to thank breasty jeff

01:10:36.700 y'all remember breasty jeff man 0.95

01:10:39.980 with the breasts 1.00

01:10:40.700 and he had his mother ginger 0.97

01:10:42.780 come in the truck driver

01:10:44.000 i want to thank frank giles

01:10:47.900 frank giles baby making

01:10:58.700 cinnabons out of the dead you

01:11:00.220 got to respect that man

01:11:01.180 i'm making good time

01:11:03.180 i'm making good time

01:11:07.180 i'm making good time

01:11:09.180 i'm making good time

01:11:11.180 i'm making good time

01:11:15.180 i ain't seen home in about a hundred days

01:11:23.180 i can almost hear mama pray

01:11:26.780 for my restless soul

01:11:29.900 god bless y'all man 0.99

01:11:31.580 gang shit 0.99

01:11:33.040 be good to yourself man 1.00

01:11:35.040 you deserve it

01:11:35.740 ladies and gentlemen

01:11:39.100 i'm jonathan kite

01:11:40.300 and welcome to kite club

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01:11:43.880 on things like current events

01:11:45.300 stand-up stories

01:11:46.500 and seven ways to pleasure your partner

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01:11:52.760 sometimes i won't

01:11:54.080 and as always

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01:11:57.580 you have three new voice messages

01:12:00.440 a lot of people are talking about kite club

01:12:03.460 i've been talking about kite club

01:12:05.440 for so long

01:12:06.240 longer than anybody else

01:12:07.880 so great

01:12:08.680 hi

01:12:09.680 swia

01:12:10.440 he's a deal

01:12:11.720 anyone who doesn't listen to kite club 1.00

01:12:14.200 is a dodgy bloody wanker 1.00

01:12:16.220 jermaine 1.00

01:12:16.940 oh hi

01:12:18.260 i'll take a quarter pounder with cheese

01:12:20.220 and a McFlurry

01:12:21.260 sorry sir but our ice cream machine is broken

01:12:23.100 oh ho ho

01:12:24.580 no

01:12:25.020 i think tom hanks just butt dialed me

01:12:28.060 anyway

01:12:28.500 first rule of kite club is

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