This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E317 Round Italians

00:00:00.000 you know it baby you know it and you don't isn't that fascinating

00:00:04.640 you know i remember when i was young they had a fella in my neighborhood this little boy named

00:00:14.400 low allen and god damn he was small brother he couldn't even he he couldn't even put a large 0.68

00:00:22.140 grape in his mouth i mean yeah he had to yet to shove it in and he was on every prayer list my god he was 0.97

00:00:34.220 just a young fella just monopolized the prayer lists around every day every prayer list alan alan

00:00:44.540 alan alan again alan times two yes man so many prayers went up for small island man and

00:00:53.240 you know i'm thinking about him i know uh that actually today is his birthday

00:00:56.740 and that is january 14

00:01:00.500 in the year 2021 that's where we are and i don't know if you're bill or ted

00:01:09.020 but we're in the future i don't know if you're tamra i don't know hell i don't know who you are

00:01:16.680 because i don't know you i do not know you

00:01:21.220 but it's a wild one out there man they need to start making underpants thicker because 0.99

00:01:27.300 shit is getting real let's get into it 0.99

00:01:33.620 come on you thinking oh there's no way he's gonna play it again huh well 0.99

00:01:44.280 i'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could i be so far from now

00:01:55.280 oh come on tell him travis

00:01:58.940 and my mind is somewhere else but when i find it i'll catch up where it's been

00:02:06.160 come on baby

00:02:08.340 now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be

00:02:17.940 cornerstone oh but when i reach that crowd i'll share this peace of mind i found i can feel it

00:02:28.900 in my bones come on

00:02:31.400 but it's gonna take a little time for me to split that parking brake and let myself unwind

00:02:43.360 shine that light on me

00:02:47.360 i'll sit and tell you my stories

00:02:53.060 shine

00:02:55.340 shine on me

00:02:57.940 and i will find a song

00:03:02.140 i will sing it just for you

00:03:05.800 and that you know that's bishop gun shine

00:03:14.440 and you want to put somebody in your peril let's put that band on it right there

00:03:18.900 you know they got so close to uh real stardom they really got close to it

00:03:25.140 and it really and it and it fell apart

00:03:28.860 you know it's hard to it's hard to

00:03:33.120 you know they really had it for a moment i mean they had it them boys they were opening up for the rolling stones there

00:03:39.560 and that's not a geometric deal that is a famous musical

00:03:44.540 act

00:03:45.880 or you know group talent quadrant

00:03:48.780 and um

00:03:51.140 and um

00:03:53.920 and they were opening up for them 1.00

00:03:55.520 and damn dallas 0.99

00:03:56.980 one of the probably 15 20 biggest cities 0.99

00:04:00.260 opening up

00:04:03.160 for the

00:04:04.000 roastos baby

00:04:05.600 and they let it all fall through their fingers man

00:04:12.580 but for a moment for a moment

00:04:17.200 they had it

00:04:18.600 you know it's interesting to think sometimes how small a moment is

00:04:24.880 you know there's moments in my life where i want to

00:04:29.620 you know i just want to hold on to it i want to you know i want to capture the moment i want to

00:04:35.020 it could be a birthday party

00:04:37.380 and you're blowing out a candle when you're seeing that flame go out and you catch the eye of a real fine

00:04:44.560 match in the distance

00:04:46.700 and you want that moment to last you want to know hey baby 1.00

00:04:52.200 i'm fucking cutting the flame off these fucking 1.00

00:04:55.460 off these confectioners right here 1.00

00:04:58.240 off these sugar fucking squadrons baby i you know i got us you want to look her in the eyes and say look 1.00

00:05:04.140 there's more sweet where this came from here 1.00

00:05:07.680 you know and you want to hold that moment

00:05:12.420 you know i remember when i was young when i was a child they had um

00:05:18.220 a little area by us it was

00:05:21.420 a little preschool

00:05:23.880 and my mom said point blank you want to go to preschool and i said do i have to go she said no 0.99

00:05:30.860 and i said well let me up in that bitch let me see what they're doing in that bitch down let me see what 1.00

00:05:37.020 they're doing in that bitch down mom 1.00

00:05:38.960 and i went in and they wasn't doing much they let anybody in preschool 0.98

00:05:44.960 now college is different you got a test to get into it

00:05:49.760 but for preschool you just got to have some mf or drop you off before 7 a.m that was the only

00:05:58.000 you know that was the act that was it

00:06:02.100 could you get out of a station wagon before 7 a.m

00:06:08.860 then you qualify

00:06:10.260 and we we'd get in there we'd sit on the carpet

00:06:14.740 they had a square carpet

00:06:16.800 and it had all the numbers and letters on it

00:06:19.440 or at least most of them i didn't know all of them

00:06:24.200 i probably knew to about l

00:06:27.360 and they had definitely one through zero on it going up to nine and then zero

00:06:33.140 and people would sit there and add one television they played different cartoons on it

00:06:39.360 they played uh um gummy bears on it 0.99

00:06:42.420 and gum now it's a damn sugar treat when i was young gummy bears was a damn 1.00

00:06:48.580 hell it was a fucking 1.00

00:06:50.320 it was a program 1.00

00:06:51.900 these were you know

00:06:54.260 these were

00:06:56.420 as a child you thought maybe you might meet them one day in the woods 0.99

00:07:00.000 and now it's a damn you know it's something they sell you know it looks like a damn bait 0.99

00:07:05.100 they sell that you know 0.99

00:07:06.640 they sell it at the checkout by you know

00:07:09.000 it's a basic snack 0.98

00:07:11.660 it's barely a damn sugar snack 0.99

00:07:13.120 shit looks japanese really 0.99

00:07:16.160 but we enjoyed that man gummy bear 1.00

00:07:21.480 but we would sit there and some kids would piss themselves

00:07:26.060 some kids didn't even know how to work their bladder 0.81

00:07:27.940 the parents would bring them there and they'd just piss out

00:07:30.120 unbelievable

00:07:33.220 and i remember outside in the schoolyard there they had a little

00:07:39.500 somebody cut down a tree

00:07:40.780 and had about three feet of it left up out of the ground

00:07:43.900 and i remember one kid ran and jumped over it

00:07:49.120 this little fellow named mikey

00:07:51.700 and they called him roger but

00:07:54.220 his name was mikey

00:07:56.560 but they called him roger

00:07:59.120 but um

00:08:00.340 he ran and jumped over it

00:08:02.260 and i thought well i can do that

00:08:03.860 i could run and jump over that

00:08:06.420 but i didn't really have the same gym

00:08:09.940 gymnetics

00:08:10.740 i didn't have the same gymnetics as mikey roger baby 0.74

00:08:14.160 and i

00:08:14.500 you know

00:08:15.680 you know my father was in his 70s

00:08:17.780 my mother would deliver cookies at the time 0.93

00:08:19.740 and uh

00:08:20.460 you know 0.98

00:08:21.340 that's not the real makeup of a damn 1.00

00:08:23.660 preschool gale sayers 0.99

00:08:25.780 so i ran i jumped

00:08:29.440 and

00:08:29.840 at the time i barely had a real

00:08:33.100 i mean i barely had a earl gray of a nutsack 0.99

00:08:39.180 and it caught on to the damn 0.99

00:08:42.300 you know 0.99

00:08:43.560 whatever tree that was

00:08:45.180 and somebody had undeniably cut the tree down for christmas

00:08:49.380 it was

00:08:49.680 this was right after christmas 0.99

00:08:51.420 and somebody cut that bitch down and got it home 1.00

00:08:54.600 and realized it was like a damn 1.00

00:08:55.920 hickory 0.99

00:08:56.780 or a baby maple

00:08:57.820 and said f it

00:09:00.460 and just put it in the yard

00:09:01.440 but um 0.99

00:09:02.560 but damn boy 0.98

00:09:06.000 if i didn't snag the lord's eyelid 0.99

00:09:09.160 baby my nutsack on that thing

00:09:10.940 and

00:09:11.160 and that hurt man

00:09:14.460 um

00:09:15.280 but yeah

00:09:17.820 you know that's preschool

00:09:20.740 and it's

00:09:22.000 uh

00:09:22.780 it's hit or miss baby

00:09:25.400 it's hit or miss

00:09:26.000 what's going on with you guys

00:09:28.260 oh i gotta tell you

00:09:30.020 we have the

00:09:30.920 and i'm excited

00:09:32.780 thank you guys for being here today

00:09:34.340 um

00:09:35.500 fresh off that dustin poirier episode

00:09:38.680 i think i realized

00:09:42.040 i've just

00:09:42.740 i've turned into too much of a dustin fan

00:09:45.180 to maybe talk with him sometimes

00:09:47.860 i just such a

00:09:48.880 you know i'm just a fan

00:09:51.820 so much of who he is as a person

00:09:53.760 and uh

00:09:54.700 and as a friend

00:09:56.020 he's been a good friend to me

00:09:57.040 and um

00:09:57.720 you know we've

00:09:58.540 we've kind of

00:09:58.980 we've developed a friendship

00:10:00.240 over the years some

00:10:01.060 and i'm not gonna say

00:10:02.060 we're best friends

00:10:02.700 or nothing like that dude

00:10:03.760 because you know

00:10:04.560 uh

00:10:05.060 i'm an adult

00:10:06.020 and we don't really have best friends

00:10:07.020 at this age

00:10:07.560 but um

00:10:08.860 but he

00:10:10.780 you know

00:10:11.200 obviously i'm a fan

00:10:12.840 undeniably

00:10:13.720 and

00:10:14.780 i'm just excited for him

00:10:16.340 and

00:10:16.480 and it was just

00:10:17.320 i was just so excited

00:10:18.500 to have him on

00:10:19.280 and just like you know

00:10:20.260 i was just grateful

00:10:21.300 that he gave me that time

00:10:22.400 this guy's about to

00:10:23.080 this man's in abu dhabi

00:10:24.720 you man

00:10:25.880 this man's in the desert baby

00:10:27.960 he's out there about to

00:10:30.000 sand wrestle

00:10:30.760 in that sand

00:10:31.640 castle

00:10:32.720 he's about to castle roll

00:10:38.200 you feel me

00:10:38.960 um

00:10:40.440 and i just

00:10:42.860 you know

00:10:43.140 he's got to get connor to the ground

00:10:44.260 i think

00:10:44.480 but well

00:10:45.000 you know

00:10:45.560 and i want to sit there

00:10:46.340 and say

00:10:46.600 but i don't know

00:10:47.560 i don't know

00:10:49.620 some bit 1.00

00:10:52.060 some bad bitch over there 1.00

00:10:53.320 the uh 1.00

00:10:54.060 nashville mma 0.99

00:10:55.140 put me into a damn figure nine 0.99

00:10:56.700 last week 0.99

00:10:57.360 so what

00:10:58.740 you know

00:10:59.220 i can't even answer the phone

00:11:02.300 and one of my

00:11:02.820 one of my hands

00:11:03.500 is all

00:11:03.960 stagnant

00:11:05.300 because of whatever she did

00:11:06.800 to me 0.99

00:11:07.080 damn hexed me 0.99

00:11:07.820 so i 0.99

00:11:11.080 you know

00:11:11.460 i'm

00:11:12.960 all i can do

00:11:13.880 is just

00:11:14.320 we cheer

00:11:14.900 and

00:11:16.280 but win or lose

00:11:17.360 the man's a champion

00:11:18.200 and i was just honored

00:11:18.900 to be in his presence

00:11:19.700 that's honestly how i feel

00:11:21.580 what's going on

00:11:25.260 um

00:11:26.120 what was i thinking about

00:11:27.840 oh we have the

00:11:29.320 show

00:11:30.520 and it is

00:11:31.720 friday night

00:11:32.640 january 15th

00:11:34.480 8 p.m

00:11:35.220 you know

00:11:35.920 i'm

00:11:36.720 i'm just excited

00:11:37.700 to be able to do this

00:11:39.020 with chelsea

00:11:39.740 and uh

00:11:41.260 and we're just gonna try

00:11:42.760 to make it fun

00:11:43.280 and to try something new

00:11:44.640 you know

00:11:47.900 i realize

00:11:48.860 um

00:11:49.500 i realize

00:11:53.320 that sometimes

00:11:54.120 i you know

00:11:54.740 i get it's hard to try

00:11:55.680 something new sometimes

00:11:56.880 as life gets going

00:11:57.840 oh well i know

00:11:59.720 what it's gonna be like

00:12:00.600 well i

00:12:01.020 you know

00:12:02.280 what if people don't like me

00:12:04.080 after it

00:12:04.580 what if

00:12:05.060 you know

00:12:06.620 what if

00:12:07.120 um

00:12:07.800 it's not what i'm used to

00:12:09.460 um

00:12:11.260 and i have some thoughts

00:12:13.140 like that

00:12:13.740 but

00:12:14.180 i'm just trying to lean

00:12:15.280 into it

00:12:15.920 and i'm trying to

00:12:17.640 embrace it

00:12:18.360 you know

00:12:21.420 just grab the mole 1.00

00:12:22.820 by the damn mole skin 1.00

00:12:24.320 and just shake that 1.00

00:12:27.380 yeah

00:12:28.400 but yeah

00:12:32.080 we have sketches

00:12:32.640 you can get a ticket

00:12:33.460 and a ticket means

00:12:34.140 you just

00:12:34.360 you can watch it

00:12:35.240 it's a ten dollar ticket

00:12:37.440 you can sit there

00:12:38.400 8 p.m central standard time

00:12:40.260 january 15th

00:12:41.240 and watch it at home

00:12:42.560 and it's gonna be live

00:12:43.660 we are

00:12:44.220 going

00:12:45.180 live

00:12:46.180 um

00:12:48.160 we got

00:12:48.920 trey lewis will be performing

00:12:50.360 uh

00:12:51.340 larry fleet

00:12:52.160 you heard him on here

00:12:53.120 where i find god

00:12:53.980 he will be performing

00:12:54.980 live

00:12:55.620 uh

00:12:56.440 we have some sketches

00:12:57.300 that are gonna be live

00:12:58.220 we have some sketches

00:12:58.920 uh

00:12:59.660 that we've already put together

00:13:00.840 we have

00:13:01.440 a talent show

00:13:02.660 with some real

00:13:04.860 illegitimate talents

00:13:07.300 and legitimate

00:13:08.240 and illegitimate

00:13:10.820 i mean

00:13:12.380 orphans of talents

00:13:13.560 like i'm talking

00:13:14.720 talents that have

00:13:15.420 never met their parents

00:13:16.360 i'm talking them

00:13:18.020 kind of talents

00:13:18.480 but redheaded talents 1.00

00:13:19.400 and uh

00:13:20.820 it's just gonna be

00:13:21.860 something

00:13:22.300 so

00:13:23.480 um

00:13:25.700 what else is going on man 0.97

00:13:29.040 oh i had a damn 0.99

00:13:31.800 dough 0.99

00:13:32.200 my god i had a donut

00:13:33.640 you know i had a

00:13:37.240 oh man

00:13:38.200 i had a donut

00:13:38.640 you ever had a donut

00:13:40.760 where you just

00:13:41.960 where you're eat

00:13:46.760 i mean

00:13:47.180 the whole time i'm eating it

00:13:48.680 all i could hear in my

00:13:49.600 head

00:13:50.000 i could hear that song

00:13:50.860 uh

00:13:51.580 i bet they can't

00:13:52.420 i bet you can't do it

00:13:53.340 like me

00:13:53.820 i bet you can't do it

00:13:55.600 like me

00:13:56.180 oh

00:13:58.860 i bet you can't do it

00:14:00.000 like me

00:14:00.560 uh

00:14:02.400 i think

00:14:02.760 it's like a rap song

00:14:04.400 oh

00:14:04.740 you know

00:14:05.480 it's a urban

00:14:07.660 real that booty

00:14:08.420 shecker 1.00

00:14:08.880 oh

00:14:10.300 i bet you can't do it

00:14:11.440 like me

00:14:12.000 you know

00:14:12.540 i mean this thing

00:14:13.720 man

00:14:14.280 i put a

00:14:16.860 and look

00:14:17.500 and i cut this thing

00:14:18.180 in the quarters

00:14:18.640 because i knew

00:14:19.140 out the gate

00:14:19.700 this was a bad 1.00

00:14:20.740 bitch 1.00

00:14:21.100 this little 1.00

00:14:21.580 donut

00:14:21.960 this little

00:14:26.700 sugar cinderella 1.00

00:14:28.180 this bitch about to 1.00

00:14:29.040 fucking 1.00

00:14:29.420 turn into a damn 1.00

00:14:32.020 taste gasm 1.00

00:14:34.420 at midnight

00:14:35.280 at the stroke

00:14:36.160 of 12

00:14:36.620 in my mouth

00:14:37.220 this thing

00:14:37.720 i could

00:14:38.240 i cut it in the

00:14:38.960 quarters

00:14:39.300 and that's how old

00:14:42.960 i am

00:14:43.180 if somebody ever

00:14:43.640 asks you how old

00:14:44.260 you are

00:14:44.520 you say

00:14:44.740 well i'm at the

00:14:45.200 age where i

00:14:45.620 will cut a donut

00:14:46.640 in the quarters

00:14:47.460 and that's a

00:14:50.580 that's an interesting

00:14:51.460 age baby

00:14:52.320 that's an interesting

00:14:54.500 age out there

00:14:55.320 and i cut this

00:14:56.020 back

00:14:56.200 i mean this 1.00

00:14:56.840 bitch was from 1.00

00:14:57.400 atlanta 1.00

00:14:58.060 you know what

00:14:58.560 i'm saying 1.00

00:14:59.000 this bitch was 1.00

00:15:00.040 about that 1.00

00:15:00.840 life bitch 1.00

00:15:01.320 gang 1.00

00:15:01.600 they were like

00:15:02.100 me 1.00

00:15:02.440 this bitch 1.00

00:15:05.240 was about 1.00

00:15:05.860 that life

00:15:06.760 you know

00:15:09.240 i mean this 1.00

00:15:09.620 bitch had a 1.00

00:15:10.040 couple gun 1.00

00:15:10.680 shots on her 0.92

00:15:11.420 you know a

00:15:11.960 couple gun

00:15:12.580 gun shots

00:15:14.140 in her thigh 0.94

00:15:15.140 she was about

00:15:15.860 that life

00:15:16.440 and i cut that

00:15:19.440 thing in the

00:15:19.740 quarters and i

00:15:20.180 had it man

00:15:20.520 it's from

00:15:20.740 five daughters

00:15:21.340 bakery

00:15:21.660 it was in uh

00:15:22.460 out here in

00:15:23.120 the central east

00:15:23.820 and it was

00:15:24.460 oh oh my god

00:15:27.600 this thing made 0.99

00:15:30.140 me want a damn 0.97

00:15:31.040 i had to check 0.96

00:15:34.180 with the lord

00:15:34.640 to make sure we

00:15:35.200 was good after

00:15:35.940 that thing

00:15:36.420 because it was

00:15:36.800 good man

00:15:37.360 but that show

00:15:38.880 is friday

00:15:39.560 uh it's gonna

00:15:40.660 have sketches

00:15:41.240 live music

00:15:42.080 um a talent

00:15:43.780 show

00:15:44.260 you know it's

00:15:45.400 just it's a live

00:15:46.120 show and that's

00:15:46.680 what's interesting

00:15:47.160 about these days

00:15:47.700 that you can do a

00:15:49.040 show and put it

00:15:50.160 straight into

00:15:50.720 people

00:15:51.200 you know i i

00:15:54.240 don't have to

00:15:54.860 go to some

00:15:55.300 big fancy man

00:15:56.420 up there

00:15:56.920 or some fancy

00:15:59.080 woman wishing 0.93

00:15:59.780 she was a man

00:16:00.680 at a company

00:16:02.620 somewhere and

00:16:03.260 and saying

00:16:04.160 hey hey

00:16:04.780 hey hey

00:16:05.980 hey hey

00:16:06.660 mr andy

00:16:07.540 hey hey

00:16:09.600 mr yavul

00:16:10.560 mr barbara

00:16:12.080 can i do the

00:16:14.140 show

00:16:14.500 no you can't

00:16:16.500 that's gone

00:16:17.740 and now you

00:16:18.520 can go direct

00:16:19.280 and so it's

00:16:21.080 just gonna be a

00:16:21.560 nice time if

00:16:22.340 you can't be

00:16:22.780 there for uh

00:16:23.520 8 p.m.

00:16:25.740 on friday

00:16:26.700 central standard

00:16:27.640 time you will

00:16:28.560 be able to get

00:16:29.100 the show for a

00:16:29.700 week or 10

00:16:30.180 days after you

00:16:30.800 still be able to

00:16:31.240 go online and

00:16:32.300 uh and watch it

00:16:33.160 but i'm excited

00:16:34.600 it's gonna be a

00:16:35.380 new adventure i'm

00:16:36.080 trying something

00:16:36.840 new and we've

00:16:39.400 been working

00:16:39.760 really really

00:16:40.400 hard uh to

00:16:41.920 put on something

00:16:42.540 good so i'm

00:16:43.580 really grateful

00:16:44.200 to um i'm

00:16:46.660 just grateful to

00:16:47.240 everybody that's

00:16:48.640 been helping me

00:16:49.560 support for the

00:16:51.520 podcast is brought

00:16:53.100 to you by

00:16:53.680 manscaped and

00:16:56.320 it look you're

00:16:57.440 if you're a man

00:16:58.200 you better be 0.94

00:16:58.720 scaped out you

00:17:00.840 can't be bringing

00:17:01.540 no you know

00:17:02.300 them hairy nuts

00:17:03.600 out there to the

00:17:04.500 ladies anymore 1.00

00:17:05.360 they won't accept

00:17:07.180 it you show up

00:17:09.580 with that little

00:17:10.120 hair bag maybe

00:17:11.040 you show up and 0.61

00:17:11.760 your your nuts is 0.95

00:17:12.680 all braided on

00:17:13.560 the sides 1.00

00:17:14.020 bitch you know 1.00

00:17:16.540 you show up and 1.00

00:17:17.180 your nuts have a 0.87

00:17:17.840 crazy fade they

00:17:18.780 got a ms-13

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00:21:56.680 we have

00:21:57.400 you know

00:22:00.980 I

00:22:03.180 I was

00:22:04.620 thinking

00:22:04.860 when I

00:22:05.300 was young

00:22:05.860 they had

00:22:06.340 we used

00:22:06.920 to go to

00:22:07.240 this place

00:22:07.660 BJ's 0.99

00:22:08.620 and

00:22:10.780 some people

00:22:13.620 think it

00:22:13.940 means blow

00:22:14.400 jobs but

00:22:15.120 we don't

00:22:15.380 know what

00:22:15.640 it meant

00:22:16.040 but they

00:22:17.260 sold

00:22:17.660 pizza

00:22:19.720 you know

00:22:20.980 round

00:22:21.300 Italian

00:22:21.780 and we

00:22:27.560 would go

00:22:27.920 over there

00:22:28.220 and mom

00:22:29.340 would take

00:22:29.660 us over

00:22:29.980 there

00:22:30.200 and they

00:22:32.100 had a lot

00:22:32.540 of little

00:22:32.860 teams in

00:22:33.540 there

00:22:33.760 you know

00:22:34.640 the bobcats

00:22:35.480 little softball

00:22:36.360 or something

00:22:36.800 or they have a

00:22:38.400 little handicapped

00:22:39.100 little you know

00:22:40.240 you know

00:22:41.600 hot wheels

00:22:42.420 little handicap

00:22:43.680 kickball team

00:22:46.340 or something

00:22:46.600 they'd be in

00:22:47.040 there 1.00

00:22:47.160 them bitches 1.00

00:22:47.660 you know 1.00

00:22:48.500 we come

00:22:49.020 and we

00:22:49.320 and we never 0.99

00:22:50.400 played shit 0.98

00:22:51.000 we'd just be in 1.00

00:22:51.680 there

00:22:51.920 our family

00:22:52.800 and they had

00:22:55.200 bad pizza

00:22:55.900 over there

00:22:56.320 in Covington

00:22:57.180 Louisiana

00:22:57.540 they had bad

00:22:58.400 pizza

00:22:58.800 then the middle

00:23:00.060 was real wet

00:23:00.800 and the middle

00:23:03.240 was real

00:23:04.400 wet

00:23:04.820 and on some

00:23:06.800 things you want

00:23:07.420 a wet

00:23:07.740 middle

00:23:08.120 but uh

00:23:11.120 pizza

00:23:11.360 ain't

00:23:11.660 but uh

00:23:13.620 pizza

00:23:13.860 ain't one

00:23:14.260 of them

00:23:14.520 so

00:23:16.640 we'd be in

00:23:18.140 there and

00:23:18.580 you know

00:23:18.880 we had our

00:23:19.740 allowance and

00:23:20.480 we'd earned

00:23:22.600 it mom usually

00:23:23.180 kept more

00:23:23.660 than we usually

00:23:24.560 earned more

00:23:25.180 than we got

00:23:25.760 my mom had

00:23:29.060 this allowance

00:23:29.580 system where

00:23:30.160 you never got

00:23:30.740 it all

00:23:31.160 and um

00:23:33.840 and shout

00:23:35.900 out to my

00:23:36.180 boys uh

00:23:36.940 Patrick out

00:23:37.520 there and he

00:23:37.900 uh

00:23:38.340 he one time

00:23:40.060 won a family

00:23:40.980 football pool

00:23:42.380 it was his

00:23:43.460 whole family

00:23:43.960 40 50 members

00:23:45.100 when we were

00:23:46.500 in like

00:23:47.100 third grade

00:23:48.380 he won it

00:23:48.900 and he won

00:23:49.760 like twelve

00:23:50.260 hundred dollars

00:23:50.740 this is a long

00:23:51.680 time ago

00:23:52.120 and his mother

00:23:53.080 convinced him

00:23:53.920 to buy a

00:23:55.440 Christmas village

00:23:56.940 and so

00:24:00.720 he didn't

00:24:01.040 know any

00:24:01.300 better

00:24:01.540 you know 1.00

00:24:02.060 he's damn 0.99

00:24:02.440 nine 0.99

00:24:02.820 and so

00:24:03.940 he bought

00:24:04.260 it

00:24:04.500 he picked

00:24:06.060 all the

00:24:06.460 teams

00:24:06.780 Stanford

00:24:07.260 Texas

00:24:07.720 Tech

00:24:08.300 Old Dominion

00:24:09.340 he picked

00:24:09.740 it all

00:24:10.180 Michigan

00:24:10.740 and by

00:24:13.340 the

00:24:13.440 but by

00:24:13.780 after

00:24:14.080 he won

00:24:14.520 he won 0.99

00:24:14.540 a damn 0.98

00:24:14.740 twelve 0.99

00:24:15.000 hundred

00:24:15.160 dollars

00:24:15.860 which is

00:24:18.140 like

00:24:18.260 four

00:24:18.640 thousand

00:24:19.220 dollars

00:24:19.560 today

00:24:19.760 and his

00:24:20.500 mother

00:24:20.940 he said

00:24:21.740 my mom

00:24:22.000 want that

00:24:22.260 money

00:24:22.420 she said

00:24:22.720 well you

00:24:23.080 should

00:24:23.260 invest it

00:24:24.000 and she

00:24:26.500 made him

00:24:26.760 buy a 0.99

00:24:27.060 damn 1.00

00:24:27.320 Christmas 1.00

00:24:28.480 village

00:24:29.580 that you

00:24:30.540 put out

00:24:30.940 on the

00:24:31.160 table

00:24:31.500 and if

00:24:34.380 you think

00:24:34.680 their

00:24:34.880 relationship

00:24:35.400 is

00:24:35.780 booming

00:24:36.500 today

00:24:37.060 then

00:24:37.560 you don't

00:24:39.640 know

00:24:39.860 big

00:24:40.160 business

00:24:41.120 but I

00:24:44.860 remember

00:24:45.020 we'd go

00:24:45.340 over there

00:24:45.560 to BJ's

00:24:46.140 Pizza

00:24:46.460 and

00:24:46.820 that

00:24:48.000 video

00:24:48.400 games

00:24:48.940 in there

00:24:49.460 and

00:24:49.740 you had to

00:24:51.380 get the

00:24:51.680 manager

00:24:52.080 sometimes

00:24:52.420 the pinball

00:24:53.120 wouldn't

00:24:53.400 work

00:24:53.660 well

00:24:54.020 you had to

00:24:56.720 get the

00:24:57.020 manager

00:24:57.500 over there

00:24:58.000 this

00:24:58.200 fella

00:24:58.480 to come

00:24:58.860 and put

00:24:59.160 the ball

00:24:59.540 if you

00:25:00.340 know

00:25:00.440 the ball

00:25:00.820 would

00:25:01.020 disappear

00:25:01.500 and he

00:25:01.800 this guy

00:25:02.260 always had

00:25:02.640 a couple

00:25:02.940 extra

00:25:03.220 on him

00:25:03.640 and the

00:25:05.600 guy

00:25:05.800 honestly

00:25:06.420 homosexual 0.98

00:25:08.260 I'll be 0.97

00:25:08.640 honest

00:25:08.980 bro

00:25:09.260 and I

00:25:11.440 didn't know

00:25:11.660 at the

00:25:11.880 time I

00:25:12.220 was like

00:25:12.420 oh he's

00:25:12.720 just

00:25:12.900 friendly

00:25:13.380 he likes

00:25:13.800 to touch

00:25:14.160 my neck

00:25:14.640 and back

00:25:15.080 a lot

00:25:15.560 and he's

00:25:15.960 you know

00:25:16.280 old

00:25:16.540 a lot

00:25:16.820 older

00:25:17.200 and you

00:25:18.460 know

00:25:18.800 and he

00:25:19.900 wears deodorant

00:25:20.640 on his

00:25:20.920 arms

00:25:21.320 full arm

00:25:22.120 but now

00:25:24.100 I know

00:25:24.340 what I'm

00:25:24.560 saying

00:25:24.800 basically

00:25:25.200 I'm 0.95

00:25:25.460 sex 0.94

00:25:25.800 or home

00:25:27.600 they call

00:25:28.700 them

00:25:28.820 homeowners

00:25:29.300 and I

00:25:29.720 don't

00:25:29.920 but they

00:25:30.220 do

00:25:30.460 but I

00:25:30.840 sometimes

00:25:31.580 I do

00:25:32.060 and

00:25:34.980 um

00:25:36.000 we're

00:25:36.640 talking

00:25:36.780 about

00:25:37.080 uh 1.00

00:25:37.800 damn 1.00

00:25:42.140 I don't 0.99

00:25:42.320 even

00:25:42.420 know

00:25:42.620 um

00:25:43.200 oh

00:25:46.360 mom

00:25:46.620 would

00:25:46.780 take

00:25:47.020 us

00:25:47.180 over

00:25:47.360 there

00:25:47.620 and

00:25:48.760 we'd

00:25:48.960 get

00:25:49.060 us

00:25:49.180 a little

00:25:49.340 bit

00:25:49.460 of

00:25:49.580 allowance

00:25:49.980 we'd

00:25:50.140 have

00:25:50.200 our

00:25:50.300 allowance

00:25:50.560 and

00:25:50.720 mom

00:25:51.120 they

00:25:51.280 had

00:25:51.400 a little

00:25:51.680 video

00:25:52.340 gaming

00:25:54.080 machine

00:25:54.540 legalized

00:25:56.060 video

00:25:56.440 gambling

00:25:56.980 you know

00:25:58.560 slots

00:25:59.000 little

00:25:59.280 and it

00:26:01.180 was the

00:26:01.400 one

00:26:01.560 the early

00:26:01.960 ones

00:26:02.140 that

00:26:02.260 just

00:26:02.420 had

00:26:02.560 the

00:26:02.680 cards

00:26:03.020 it

00:26:03.180 was

00:26:03.320 just

00:26:03.600 the

00:26:03.940 five

00:26:04.680 cards

00:26:05.120 you

00:26:05.280 hold

00:26:05.580 a

00:26:05.740 couple

00:26:06.060 and

00:26:07.580 we'd

00:26:07.800 be

00:26:07.900 dude

00:26:08.040 I'd

00:26:08.220 be 0.99

00:26:08.300 damn 1.00

00:26:08.480 10 1.00

00:26:08.840 years

00:26:09.100 old

00:26:09.660 up

00:26:10.940 against

00:26:11.180 they

00:26:11.320 had

00:26:11.460 those

00:26:11.660 you

00:26:12.000 know

00:26:12.100 those

00:26:12.320 western

00:26:13.360 doors

00:26:13.960 and

00:26:16.520 in

00:26:16.680 there

00:26:16.860 they

00:26:17.000 had

00:26:17.160 three

00:26:17.440 little

00:26:17.780 setups

00:26:18.460 and

00:26:20.260 somebody

00:26:20.560 had

00:26:20.760 pissed

00:26:22.240 back 0.86

00:26:22.460 behind

00:26:22.760 a couple

00:26:23.080 of

00:26:23.220 the

00:26:23.320 machines

00:26:23.820 or

00:26:23.980 whatever

00:26:24.260 but

00:26:24.460 that

00:26:24.640 was

00:26:24.780 nothing

00:26:25.020 we

00:26:25.200 didn't

00:26:25.360 see

00:26:25.600 it

00:26:25.820 but

00:26:26.540 you

00:26:26.680 knew

00:26:26.920 it

00:26:27.040 had

00:26:27.160 happened

00:26:27.460 it

00:26:27.600 was

00:26:27.660 that

00:26:27.780 kind

00:26:27.940 of

00:26:28.040 place

00:26:28.340 and

00:26:30.220 um

00:26:30.840 and

00:26:32.400 mom

00:26:32.640 would

00:26:33.160 go

00:26:33.300 in

00:26:33.460 and

00:26:33.560 we

00:26:33.680 give

00:26:33.880 her

00:26:34.120 her

00:26:34.420 her

00:26:35.360 allowance

00:26:36.000 and

00:26:36.300 tell

00:26:36.460 her

00:26:36.560 what

00:26:36.680 to

00:26:36.820 bet

00:26:36.980 on

00:26:37.200 pick

00:26:37.520 three

00:26:37.780 pick

00:26:38.080 nine

00:26:38.380 pick

00:26:38.600 the

00:26:38.740 queen 0.69

00:26:39.100 and

00:26:40.700 uh

00:26:41.300 and

00:26:42.540 we

00:26:42.680 lost

00:26:43.000 it

00:26:43.140 all

00:26:43.400 we

00:26:45.660 lost

00:26:46.000 it

00:26:46.140 all

00:26:46.340 as

00:26:46.500 a

00:26:46.640 family

00:26:46.980 though

00:26:47.340 and

00:26:49.980 you

00:26:50.060 know

00:26:50.160 there's

00:26:50.320 ways

00:26:50.580 to

00:26:50.760 the

00:26:51.120 there's

00:26:53.540 a

00:26:53.680 difference

00:26:53.980 losing

00:26:54.340 it

00:26:54.480 all

00:26:54.680 alone

00:26:55.100 and

00:26:55.260 there's

00:26:55.400 a

00:26:55.540 difference

00:26:55.780 losing

00:26:56.080 it

00:26:56.220 all

00:26:56.360 together

00:26:56.760 it

00:27:00.460 just

00:27:00.680 it

00:27:00.900 just

00:27:01.160 uh

00:27:01.660 it

00:27:02.200 hits

00:27:02.420 different

00:27:02.800 but

00:27:03.660 but

00:27:04.960 yeah

00:27:05.100 that was

00:27:05.360 BJ's 0.99

00:27:05.820 pizza

00:27:06.060 man

00:27:06.300 and

00:27:06.420 then

00:27:06.540 we'd

00:27:06.700 have

00:27:06.840 a

00:27:06.960 little

00:27:07.100 mom

00:27:07.360 we'd

00:27:07.640 go

00:27:07.820 next

00:27:08.160 door

00:27:08.400 that

00:27:08.540 had

00:27:08.680 a

00:27:08.780 place

00:27:08.940 called

00:27:09.140 McKenzie's

00:27:09.920 a

00:27:10.020 bakery

00:27:10.560 famous

00:27:11.940 bakery

00:27:12.380 and

00:27:12.520 they

00:27:12.620 ended

00:27:12.760 up

00:27:12.920 having

00:27:13.080 a

00:27:13.220 family

00:27:13.520 ended

00:27:13.700 up

00:27:13.820 having

00:27:14.000 a 0.99

00:27:14.140 damn 1.00

00:27:14.340 fire 1.00

00:27:14.860 and

00:27:15.140 somebody

00:27:15.900 burned

00:27:16.320 to death 1.00

00:27:16.700 with all 0.97

00:27:17.100 the

00:27:17.340 best

00:27:18.780 recipes

00:27:19.660 you know

00:27:21.120 but

00:27:21.280 that's

00:27:21.640 that's

00:27:21.920 Louisiana

00:27:22.320 man

00:27:22.780 and

00:27:23.740 we'd

00:27:25.140 go over

00:27:25.400 there and

00:27:25.640 get a

00:27:25.840 little

00:27:25.960 sugar

00:27:26.280 treat

00:27:26.640 man

00:27:26.940 little

00:27:27.240 confectioner

00:27:27.940 treat

00:27:28.260 you know

00:27:30.300 we'd

00:27:30.500 each have

00:27:30.760 a quarter

00:27:31.140 and we

00:27:31.360 could get

00:27:31.660 you a 0.57

00:27:31.860 little

00:27:31.960 something

00:27:32.280 bro

00:27:32.520 you know

00:27:34.840 get you

00:27:35.120 a little

00:27:37.360 chocolate

00:27:38.680 on it

00:27:39.500 I'll get

00:27:40.740 you a 0.57

00:27:40.980 little

00:27:41.080 one

00:27:41.260 of

00:27:41.340 those

00:27:41.580 so

00:27:42.060 now

00:27:42.220 every

00:27:42.440 now

00:27:42.620 and

00:27:42.720 then

00:27:42.820 we'd 1.00

00:27:43.060 fuck 0.99

00:27:43.280 up 1.00

00:27:43.400 and

00:27:43.500 get

00:27:43.600 a

00:27:43.720 meringue

00:27:44.280 bro

00:27:44.660 oh

00:27:45.240 nothing

00:27:47.440 sadder

00:27:48.000 than

00:27:48.140 seeing

00:27:48.360 some

00:27:48.680 healthy

00:27:49.040 little

00:27:49.300 kids

00:27:49.660 some 0.55

00:27:49.840 dirty 0.96

00:27:50.180 little 0.83

00:27:50.480 little

00:27:50.900 dirty 0.87

00:27:51.240 hands 0.98

00:27:51.860 eating

00:27:53.320 a 1.00

00:27:53.520 damn 1.00

00:27:53.760 fucking 1.00

00:27:54.100 little 1.00

00:27:54.340 French

00:27:54.940 man

00:27:56.760 look

00:27:57.620 like

00:27:57.780 a 1.00

00:27:57.900 damn 1.00

00:27:58.220 look 1.00

00:27:58.940 like

00:27:59.120 Napoleon's 0.81

00:28:00.020 appendix

00:28:01.000 these

00:28:01.180 little

00:28:01.380 things

00:28:01.760 you know

00:28:02.180 just

00:28:03.580 piece

00:28:04.820 of 1.00

00:28:04.960 shit 1.00

00:28:05.180 man 1.00

00:28:05.460 but

00:28:06.160 what

00:28:08.520 else

00:28:08.800 dude

00:28:09.020 what

00:28:09.200 else

00:28:09.360 is

00:28:09.440 even

00:28:09.600 going

00:28:09.860 on

00:28:10.120 we've

00:28:11.740 been

00:28:11.880 working

00:28:12.140 all

00:28:12.340 day

00:28:12.560 on

00:28:12.740 the

00:28:13.040 show

00:28:13.880 for

00:28:14.080 Friday

00:28:14.380 so

00:28:14.600 that's

00:28:14.840 really

00:28:15.000 the

00:28:15.140 big

00:28:15.320 thing

00:28:15.500 that's

00:28:15.660 going

00:28:15.860 on

00:28:16.360 got

00:28:18.680 some

00:28:18.860 exciting

00:28:19.280 guests

00:28:20.000 so

00:28:21.760 that's

00:28:22.220 good

00:28:22.980 yeah

00:28:25.700 that's

00:28:26.680 it

00:28:26.800 you guys

00:28:27.180 sending

00:28:27.400 some

00:28:27.660 calls

00:28:28.340 I'm

00:28:32.020 feeling

00:28:32.240 happy

00:28:32.560 to be

00:28:32.860 alive

00:28:33.300 I want

00:28:33.540 to share

00:28:33.900 that

00:28:34.160 you know

00:28:34.420 I think

00:28:34.700 sometimes

00:28:34.960 I don't

00:28:35.200 share

00:28:35.660 that

00:28:36.500 I am

00:28:36.900 excited

00:28:37.340 to be

00:28:37.800 living

00:28:38.140 in

00:28:38.420 God's

00:28:38.840 world

00:28:39.220 bro

00:28:39.580 I'm

00:28:41.080 excited

00:28:41.440 to be

00:28:41.700 living

00:28:41.860 in

00:28:42.040 whoever

00:28:42.620 created

00:28:43.300 this

00:28:43.840 I'm

00:28:45.260 happy

00:28:45.460 to be

00:28:45.760 in here

00:28:46.180 right

00:28:46.440 now

00:28:46.900 and

00:28:47.460 I

00:28:48.800 gotta

00:28:48.960 remember

00:28:49.260 to say

00:28:49.660 that

00:28:49.840 on the

00:28:50.140 days

00:28:50.380 when

00:28:50.520 I'm

00:28:50.680 feeling

00:28:50.920 it

00:28:51.120 because

00:28:51.520 I

00:28:52.080 don't

00:28:52.300 always

00:28:52.720 feel

00:28:53.040 it

00:28:53.240 as

00:28:54.800 you

00:28:54.980 well

00:28:55.300 know

00:28:55.720 and

00:28:57.120 so

00:28:57.280 I

00:28:57.420 have

00:28:57.640 to

00:28:57.820 remember

00:28:58.460 to

00:28:59.800 share

00:29:00.080 that

00:29:00.300 out

00:29:00.520 loud

00:29:00.820 so

00:29:03.500 I

00:29:03.620 hope

00:29:03.780 you're

00:29:03.920 doing

00:29:04.120 well

00:29:04.640 and

00:29:08.680 yeah

00:29:10.920 and I

00:29:11.180 really do

00:29:11.660 I hope

00:29:11.960 you're just

00:29:12.340 rolling with

00:29:12.980 the punches

00:29:13.440 there's a lot

00:29:15.100 going on

00:29:15.700 right now

00:29:16.540 out there

00:29:17.320 but

00:29:19.960 when I

00:29:20.320 make my

00:29:20.800 world

00:29:21.320 small

00:29:22.700 and

00:29:23.180 connect

00:29:25.020 with the

00:29:25.440 people

00:29:25.780 that I

00:29:26.220 care

00:29:26.580 about

00:29:26.900 there's

00:29:27.380 nothing

00:29:29.020 too

00:29:29.320 different

00:29:29.680 going

00:29:29.960 on

00:29:30.320 you know

00:29:33.720 if

00:29:33.860 anything

00:29:34.180 in some

00:29:34.620 ways

00:29:34.820 these

00:29:35.080 times

00:29:35.400 have

00:29:35.600 helped

00:29:36.300 me

00:29:36.460 to

00:29:36.660 make

00:29:36.880 my

00:29:37.080 life

00:29:37.320 kind

00:29:37.560 of

00:29:37.680 smaller

00:29:38.100 and

00:29:44.980 so

00:29:45.260 I

00:29:45.480 have

00:29:45.620 two

00:29:45.840 options

00:29:46.280 then

00:29:46.580 I

00:29:46.900 can

00:29:47.080 enjoy

00:29:47.480 that

00:29:47.780 or

00:29:47.900 I

00:29:48.020 cannot

00:29:48.280 enjoy

00:29:48.720 that

00:29:49.040 and

00:29:51.500 for

00:29:51.720 today

00:29:52.340 I'm

00:29:54.000 trying

00:29:54.600 to

00:29:54.860 enjoy

00:29:55.180 that

00:29:55.400 and

00:29:55.520 I

00:29:55.660 feel

00:29:55.840 like

00:29:56.040 I

00:29:56.220 am

00:29:56.520 so

00:29:58.060 that's

00:29:58.400 good

00:29:58.640 man

00:29:58.880 amen

00:29:59.180 bro

00:29:59.620 praise

00:30:00.480 god

00:30:00.840 bam

00:30:01.080 ptl

00:30:01.700 baby

00:30:01.960 get

00:30:02.240 in

00:30:02.440 there

00:30:02.800 alright

00:30:04.860 let's

00:30:05.120 take

00:30:05.260 a

00:30:05.380 couple

00:30:05.580 calls

00:30:06.320 you

00:30:06.420 guys

00:30:06.560 couple

00:30:06.740 calls

00:30:07.160 have

00:30:07.280 hit

00:30:07.400 the

00:30:07.520 hotline

00:30:07.900 985-664-9503

00:30:12.160 as always

00:30:12.900 is the

00:30:14.300 hotline

00:30:14.740 here on

00:30:15.100 the

00:30:15.240 371st

00:30:17.240 episode

00:30:17.840 of

00:30:18.920 this

00:30:19.220 past

00:30:19.580 weekend

00:30:19.920 man

00:30:20.180 that's

00:30:20.400 crazy

00:30:20.820 that's 0.58

00:30:23.820 really

00:30:24.080 crazy

00:30:24.500 oh

00:30:25.220 I

00:30:25.480 want

00:30:25.640 to

00:30:25.780 tell

00:30:26.020 I

00:30:26.340 want

00:30:26.540 to

00:30:26.700 if

00:30:28.440 there's

00:30:28.660 a

00:30:28.800 memory

00:30:29.080 you

00:30:29.220 know

00:30:29.340 my

00:30:29.960 family

00:30:30.300 would

00:30:30.480 go

00:30:30.600 to

00:30:30.740 BJ's 0.99

00:30:31.380 pizza

00:30:31.740 over

00:30:31.960 there

00:30:32.220 and

00:30:32.980 years

00:30:33.320 later

00:30:33.580 I

00:30:33.760 would

00:30:33.900 work

00:30:34.160 there

00:30:34.360 my

00:30:34.520 brother

00:30:34.860 would

00:30:35.080 work

00:30:35.360 there

00:30:35.780 you

00:30:37.000 know

00:30:37.120 we

00:30:37.260 got

00:30:37.460 in

00:30:37.580 but

00:30:37.700 there

00:30:37.800 was

00:30:37.940 a

00:30:38.080 class

00:30:38.400 action

00:30:38.720 suit

00:30:39.040 there

00:30:39.200 was

00:30:39.340 a

00:30:39.520 fire

00:30:39.880 we

00:30:40.100 were

00:30:40.260 we

00:30:40.460 went

00:30:40.660 through

00:30:40.820 all

00:30:41.040 of

00:30:41.160 that

00:30:41.440 you

00:30:43.020 know

00:30:43.140 I

00:30:43.280 saw

00:30:43.580 some

00:30:43.800 good

00:30:44.060 you

00:30:44.520 know

00:30:44.760 I

00:30:46.080 saw

00:30:46.420 some

00:30:46.740 you

00:30:47.480 know

00:30:47.580 I

00:30:47.720 saw

00:30:48.000 some

00:30:48.320 things

00:30:48.540 I

00:30:48.660 shouldn't

00:30:48.860 have

00:30:48.980 seen

00:30:49.160 over

00:30:49.340 there

00:30:49.460 I

00:30:49.580 saw

00:30:49.700 some

00:30:49.920 things

00:30:50.120 I

00:30:50.240 should

00:30:50.420 have

00:30:50.540 seen

00:30:50.820 you

00:30:52.400 know

00:30:52.480 I

00:30:52.620 got

00:30:53.560 a

00:30:53.720 job

00:30:53.980 there

00:30:54.180 years

00:30:54.480 later

00:30:54.680 I

00:30:54.800 got

00:30:54.940 fired

00:30:55.440 you

00:30:57.320 know

00:30:57.440 I

00:30:57.520 told

00:30:57.800 the

00:30:57.980 story

00:30:58.180 I

00:30:58.300 was

00:30:58.500 me

00:30:59.400 and

00:30:59.560 the

00:30:59.680 other

00:30:59.960 dishwasher

00:31:00.660 at a

00:31:00.960 contest

00:31:01.300 who

00:31:01.540 could

00:31:01.700 hold

00:31:01.960 our

00:31:02.140 head

00:31:02.420 under

00:31:02.640 the

00:31:02.880 dish

00:31:03.140 water

00:31:03.480 the

00:31:03.840 longest

00:31:04.300 you

00:31:05.920 know

00:31:06.040 basic

00:31:06.600 you

00:31:07.960 know

00:31:08.120 mono

00:31:08.560 e

00:31:08.780 mono

00:31:09.080 type

00:31:09.480 deal

00:31:09.820 and

00:31:11.160 I

00:31:11.300 was

00:31:11.440 down

00:31:11.700 there

00:31:11.820 I'm

00:31:11.960 on

00:31:12.100 down

00:31:12.260 there

00:31:12.420 40

00:31:12.760 seconds

00:31:13.160 42

00:31:13.800 43

00:31:14.400 and

00:31:14.680 the

00:31:14.840 seconds

00:31:15.180 get

00:31:15.400 hot

00:31:15.740 bro

00:31:16.020 when

00:31:17.840 you

00:31:17.960 ride

00:31:18.400 in

00:31:18.600 dish

00:31:18.840 water

00:31:19.160 brother 1.00

00:31:19.440 shit 1.00

00:31:19.800 I 0.99

00:31:20.340 mean

00:31:20.480 it's

00:31:20.640 not

00:31:23.980 you're

00:31:24.160 almost

00:31:24.340 a

00:31:24.480 champion

00:31:24.820 you

00:31:27.540 know

00:31:27.720 this

00:31:27.900 little 1.00

00:31:28.100 bitch 1.00

00:31:28.360 ass 1.00

00:31:28.660 jason

00:31:29.080 only

00:31:29.340 has

00:31:29.560 about

00:31:29.780 39

00:31:30.200 seconds

00:31:30.800 so

00:31:31.000 I'm

00:31:31.140 riding

00:31:31.440 dirty

00:31:31.820 now 0.94

00:31:32.200 so

00:31:34.160 I

00:31:34.340 keep

00:31:34.540 going

00:31:34.740 I'm

00:31:34.840 at

00:31:34.920 43

00:31:35.220 seconds

00:31:35.580 I

00:31:35.760 rip 0.82

00:31:36.160 my 0.99

00:31:36.380 head

00:31:36.620 up

00:31:36.780 out

00:31:36.940 of

00:31:37.020 the

00:31:37.140 water

00:31:37.380 and

00:31:37.540 I

00:31:37.700 yell

00:31:37.920 straight 0.70

00:31:38.300 up

00:31:38.700 champion

00:31:40.800 and

00:31:43.260 the

00:31:43.440 boss

00:31:43.820 had

00:31:43.980 come

00:31:44.140 in

00:31:44.240 at

00:31:44.340 the

00:31:44.440 time

00:31:44.660 wild

00:31:45.120 Wayne

00:31:45.440 they

00:31:45.660 called

00:31:45.920 him

00:31:46.120 and

00:31:48.540 I'll

00:31:48.740 say

00:31:48.880 this

00:31:49.060 every

00:31:49.340 Wayne

00:31:49.740 somehow

00:31:50.020 gets

00:31:50.240 called

00:31:50.480 wild

00:31:50.860 Wayne

00:31:51.200 which

00:31:51.420 is 0.99

00:31:51.580 bullshit 1.00

00:31:52.140 they 1.00

00:31:53.640 need

00:31:53.800 to

00:31:53.940 definitely

00:31:54.300 see

00:31:54.620 how

00:31:54.800 much

00:31:55.040 of

00:31:55.300 these

00:31:55.460 Wayne

00:31:55.840 is

00:31:57.100 wild

00:31:57.640 because

00:31:59.360 many

00:31:59.640 are

00:31:59.880 not

00:32:00.240 and

00:32:00.660 this

00:32:01.420 man

00:32:01.600 was

00:32:01.740 not

00:32:01.960 wild

00:32:02.420 you

00:32:04.160 know

00:32:04.260 he

00:32:04.400 banged

00:32:04.760 kind

00:32:04.900 of

00:32:04.980 a

00:32:05.140 thick

00:32:05.360 gal

00:32:05.760 and

00:32:05.960 he

00:32:06.160 and

00:32:07.400 he

00:32:07.560 smoked

00:32:07.940 an

00:32:08.080 R.I.P.

00:32:08.720 also

00:32:09.060 but

00:32:10.480 I

00:32:13.320 can't

00:32:17.160 remember

00:32:17.400 oh

00:32:18.040 but I

00:32:18.360 yelled

00:32:18.500 champion

00:32:18.860 the

00:32:19.020 bosses

00:32:19.300 right

00:32:19.540 there

00:32:19.740 fired

00:32:20.100 me

00:32:20.240 on

00:32:20.340 the

00:32:20.440 spot

00:32:20.780 but

00:32:22.280 anyway

00:32:22.480 what

00:32:22.720 was

00:32:22.860 your

00:32:22.980 favorite

00:32:23.220 place

00:32:23.500 to

00:32:23.620 eat

00:32:23.760 growing

00:32:24.000 up

00:32:24.140 if

00:32:24.280 you

00:32:24.360 had

00:32:24.460 a

00:32:24.580 favorite

00:32:24.820 meal

00:32:25.180 time

00:32:25.520 you

00:32:25.660 went

00:32:26.000 you

00:32:28.360 know

00:32:28.600 before

00:32:29.760 that

00:32:30.180 when my

00:32:30.480 father

00:32:30.800 still

00:32:31.080 lived

00:32:31.240 with

00:32:31.340 us

00:32:31.420 we

00:32:31.520 went

00:32:31.660 to

00:32:31.800 Pizza

00:32:32.100 Hut

00:32:32.420 and

00:32:34.260 it

00:32:34.380 was

00:32:34.500 a 0.99

00:32:34.660 damn 0.99

00:32:35.500 four 1.00

00:32:35.980 star

00:32:36.400 four

00:32:36.720 and

00:32:36.820 a

00:32:36.940 quarter

00:32:37.140 four

00:32:37.620 and

00:32:37.720 a

00:32:37.820 quarter

00:32:38.040 star

00:32:38.400 establishment

00:32:41.060 when I

00:32:41.400 was

00:32:41.540 young

00:32:41.820 and

00:32:43.960 you

00:32:44.240 go

00:32:44.520 sitting

00:32:44.860 there

00:32:45.040 the

00:32:45.200 thick

00:32:45.500 red

00:32:45.740 plastic

00:32:46.220 cups

00:32:47.000 with

00:32:47.720 the

00:32:47.860 crushed

00:32:48.300 ice

00:32:48.520 nobody

00:32:49.160 was

00:32:49.580 doing

00:32:49.800 crushed

00:32:50.220 ice

00:32:50.640 nobody

00:32:51.880 was

00:32:52.280 doing

00:32:52.500 crushed

00:32:52.920 ice

00:32:53.440 and

00:32:55.520 Pizza

00:32:55.840 did

00:32:56.360 it

00:32:56.540 man

00:32:56.820 and

00:32:56.980 people

00:32:57.140 forget

00:32:57.560 that 1.00

00:32:57.820 shit 1.00

00:32:58.200 a 1.00

00:33:00.460 lot

00:33:00.680 of

00:33:00.800 people

00:33:01.040 now

00:33:01.360 they

00:33:01.700 see

00:33:02.060 you

00:33:02.480 know

00:33:02.660 they

00:33:02.980 just

00:33:03.120 think

00:33:03.260 it's

00:33:03.440 Baskin

00:33:03.880 Robbins 0.97

00:33:04.300 freaking 0.98

00:33:04.600 little

00:33:04.840 pervy

00:33:05.260 uncle

00:33:05.620 bro

00:33:05.960 but

00:33:07.180 they

00:33:07.340 was

00:33:07.520 more

00:33:07.760 than

00:33:07.940 that

00:33:08.520 and

00:33:12.440 we

00:33:12.600 would

00:33:12.800 go

00:33:13.000 there

00:33:13.180 and

00:33:13.220 have

00:33:13.400 the

00:33:13.580 salad

00:33:13.960 bar

00:33:14.160 they

00:33:14.300 had

00:33:14.400 pudding

00:33:14.800 on

00:33:14.980 a

00:33:15.160 salad

00:33:15.480 bar

00:33:15.900 dude

00:33:18.640 people

00:33:19.000 would

00:33:19.220 pay

00:33:19.460 for

00:33:19.660 the

00:33:19.840 salad

00:33:20.220 bar

00:33:20.740 just

00:33:21.740 for

00:33:22.380 the

00:33:22.600 pudding

00:33:23.240 that's

00:33:26.260 my

00:33:26.400 Sebastian

00:33:26.800 Maniscalco

00:33:27.340 people

00:33:28.780 would

00:33:29.160 pay

00:33:29.560 for

00:33:29.920 the

00:33:30.160 salad

00:33:30.580 bar

00:33:31.440 just

00:33:34.500 for

00:33:34.880 the

00:33:35.160 pudding

00:33:35.680 that's

00:33:39.220 a little

00:33:39.400 Sebastian

00:33:39.760 Maniscalco

00:33:40.260 for you

00:33:40.600 people

00:33:41.240 would

00:33:41.720 pay

00:33:42.200 for

00:33:42.600 the

00:33:42.960 salad

00:33:43.340 bar

00:33:43.960 yeah

00:33:44.980 yeah

00:33:45.540 I

00:33:47.120 love you

00:33:51.340 Sebastian

00:33:51.720 man

00:33:52.020 but yeah

00:33:54.540 what was

00:33:55.140 a restaurant

00:33:55.600 that you

00:33:55.960 hit

00:33:56.120 that you

00:33:56.460 loved

00:33:56.960 give me

00:33:57.260 a

00:33:57.420 tell me

00:33:57.720 a little

00:33:57.920 bit

00:33:58.020 about

00:33:58.280 it

00:33:58.480 maybe

00:34:00.080 you

00:34:00.260 and

00:34:00.360 your

00:34:00.500 father

00:34:00.760 would

00:34:00.940 hit

00:34:01.100 hardy's

00:34:01.600 in the

00:34:01.800 morning

00:34:02.100 maybe

00:34:03.560 y'all

00:34:03.760 hit a

00:34:04.080 Tim

00:34:04.260 Horton

00:34:04.540 maybe

00:34:07.060 you

00:34:07.240 guys

00:34:07.460 would

00:34:07.600 hit

00:34:07.720 a

00:34:07.840 KFC

00:34:08.280 in

00:34:08.540 Shanghai

00:34:08.980 because

00:34:10.000 everything

00:34:10.320 over

00:34:10.500 there

00:34:10.620 is

00:34:10.720 a

00:34:10.840 real 0.99

00:34:11.140 shithole 0.99

00:34:12.280 but 0.98

00:34:13.720 what

00:34:16.800 would

00:34:17.000 you

00:34:17.120 hit

00:34:17.320 tell

00:34:17.580 me

00:34:17.720 let

00:34:17.900 me

00:34:18.020 in

00:34:18.220 on

00:34:18.380 it

00:34:18.640 985-664-9503

00:34:23.400 you know

00:34:26.700 there was

00:34:27.040 a death

00:34:27.520 at the

00:34:27.780 comedy

00:34:28.100 store

00:34:28.460 this

00:34:28.720 week

00:34:29.080 a

00:34:30.540 man

00:34:32.860 died

00:34:33.440 a

00:34:35.580 man

00:34:35.860 died

00:34:36.380 and

00:34:36.600 a

00:34:37.180 man

00:34:37.480 died 0.69

00:34:38.040 you

00:34:39.080 know

00:34:39.220 a

00:34:39.420 man

00:34:39.700 died

00:34:40.220 and

00:34:40.520 and

00:34:44.160 he

00:34:44.300 died

00:34:44.700 he

00:34:47.520 died

00:34:47.960 and

00:34:48.200 the

00:34:49.300 man

00:34:49.580 named

00:34:49.820 Jeff

00:34:50.300 and

00:34:52.440 Jeff

00:34:52.780 was a

00:34:53.120 pianist

00:34:53.640 at the

00:34:53.920 comedy

00:34:54.200 store

00:34:54.540 and he

00:34:54.760 was

00:34:54.900 probably

00:34:55.340 I

00:34:58.180 mean

00:34:58.340 he

00:34:58.480 was

00:34:58.660 human

00:34:59.060 furniture

00:34:59.580 really

00:34:59.880 he

00:35:00.020 was

00:35:00.180 a

00:35:00.440 he

00:35:02.460 was

00:35:02.640 like

00:35:02.760 a

00:35:02.900 water

00:35:03.140 fountain

00:35:03.540 of

00:35:04.460 that

00:35:04.640 place

00:35:05.040 and

00:35:07.340 I

00:35:07.460 meant

00:35:07.620 that

00:35:07.780 because

00:35:08.000 he

00:35:08.160 would

00:35:08.320 really

00:35:08.520 he

00:35:08.680 would

00:35:08.840 he

00:35:10.060 kind

00:35:10.300 of

00:35:10.400 spit

00:35:10.620 a lot

00:35:10.840 when

00:35:10.980 he

00:35:11.080 talked

00:35:11.320 but

00:35:11.500 also

00:35:11.740 because

00:35:12.000 he

00:35:12.140 was

00:35:12.260 a

00:35:12.440 fixture

00:35:12.780 you

00:35:13.240 know

00:35:13.320 he

00:35:13.440 was

00:35:13.720 he

00:35:15.700 was

00:35:15.800 just

00:35:15.920 a

00:35:16.080 beloved

00:35:16.500 man

00:35:16.900 he

00:35:17.020 was

00:35:17.140 the

00:35:17.280 pianist

00:35:17.880 and

00:35:21.100 when

00:35:21.220 you

00:35:21.300 brought

00:35:21.500 up

00:35:21.640 on

00:35:21.800 stage

00:35:22.160 when

00:35:22.340 he

00:35:22.440 came

00:35:23.260 up

00:35:23.440 on

00:35:23.600 stage

00:35:23.800 he

00:35:23.920 would

00:35:24.060 play

00:35:24.300 you

00:35:24.480 up

00:35:24.760 and

00:35:26.460 you

00:35:26.540 know

00:35:26.600 as

00:35:26.700 comedians

00:35:27.160 we're

00:35:27.320 so

00:35:27.500 much

00:35:27.700 in

00:35:27.820 our

00:35:27.960 head

00:35:28.140 we're

00:35:28.280 in

00:35:28.380 our

00:35:28.520 own

00:35:28.800 ego

00:35:29.200 a lot

00:35:29.560 of

00:35:29.680 times

00:35:29.940 so

00:35:30.140 once

00:35:30.420 they

00:35:30.560 call

00:35:30.720 your

00:35:30.880 name

00:35:31.180 it's

00:35:31.360 just

00:35:31.580 you

00:35:32.280 feel

00:35:32.580 your

00:35:32.760 body

00:35:33.020 walking

00:35:33.420 up

00:35:33.640 there

00:35:33.880 and

00:35:34.020 then

00:35:34.160 you

00:35:34.360 feel

00:35:34.720 your

00:35:34.880 body

00:35:35.080 grabbing

00:35:35.440 the

00:35:35.620 mic

00:35:35.900 I

00:35:36.500 would

00:35:36.640 always

00:35:36.940 say

00:35:37.160 you

00:35:37.680 guys

00:35:37.860 give

00:35:38.020 it

00:35:38.100 up

00:35:38.180 for

00:35:38.320 Jeff

00:35:38.660 over

00:35:38.880 here

00:35:39.220 you

00:35:39.660 know

00:35:39.780 he's

00:35:40.000 blind

00:35:40.440 I

00:35:40.600 would

00:35:40.740 say

00:35:41.040 and

00:35:43.120 he

00:35:45.880 wasn't

00:35:46.200 blind

00:35:46.520 you

00:35:46.700 know

00:35:46.920 but

00:35:48.500 he

00:35:48.580 would

00:35:48.720 pretend

00:35:49.000 he

00:35:49.120 was

00:35:49.240 blind

00:35:49.660 you

00:35:50.820 know

00:35:50.940 he

00:35:51.040 would

00:35:51.200 just

00:35:51.340 kind

00:35:51.520 of

00:35:51.620 blind

00:35:51.960 out

00:35:52.300 and

00:35:54.160 and

00:35:57.020 he

00:35:57.140 did

00:35:57.300 it

00:35:57.400 every

00:35:57.580 time

00:35:57.840 every

00:35:58.140 time

00:35:58.480 I

00:35:58.600 got

00:35:58.720 on

00:35:58.860 stage

00:35:59.140 there

00:35:59.320 it

00:35:59.460 was

00:35:59.560 just

00:35:59.760 this

00:35:59.940 little

00:36:00.200 moment

00:36:00.580 that

00:36:00.760 he

00:36:00.900 and

00:36:01.020 I

00:36:01.120 had

00:36:01.480 and

00:36:02.600 and

00:36:05.160 I

00:36:05.300 know

00:36:05.440 that

00:36:05.580 sounds

00:36:05.760 crazy

00:36:06.080 but

00:36:06.240 it

00:36:06.340 was

00:36:06.460 just

00:36:06.680 this

00:36:06.940 thing

00:36:07.280 that

00:36:07.480 was

00:36:07.800 a

00:36:08.720 constant

00:36:09.160 and

00:36:12.300 we

00:36:12.420 would

00:36:12.560 have

00:36:12.680 some

00:36:12.860 nice

00:36:13.140 chats

00:36:13.620 you

00:36:13.820 know

00:36:13.980 he

00:36:14.120 would

00:36:14.240 always

00:36:14.560 tell

00:36:14.780 me

00:36:14.920 nice

00:36:15.220 things

00:36:15.800 you

00:36:16.100 know

00:36:16.220 hey

00:36:16.400 man

00:36:16.660 this

00:36:16.880 thing

00:36:17.100 this

00:36:17.340 bit

00:36:17.620 you're

00:36:17.820 doing

00:36:18.040 it's

00:36:18.340 really

00:36:18.680 it's

00:36:20.440 good

00:36:20.880 you're

00:36:22.080 doing

00:36:22.300 a good

00:36:22.640 job

00:36:23.160 just

00:36:24.580 keep

00:36:24.900 doing

00:36:25.180 what

00:36:25.440 you're

00:36:25.640 doing

00:36:26.000 nobody's

00:36:27.340 doing

00:36:27.760 what

00:36:29.300 you're

00:36:29.560 doing

00:36:29.900 and

00:36:31.780 he

00:36:31.940 made

00:36:32.220 me

00:36:32.400 feel

00:36:32.720 hopeful

00:36:33.180 you

00:36:35.360 know

00:36:35.440 he

00:36:35.580 gave

00:36:35.720 me

00:36:35.820 a

00:36:35.960 lot

00:36:36.100 of

00:36:36.200 hope

00:36:36.460 and

00:36:39.500 he

00:36:39.640 also

00:36:39.900 gave

00:36:40.100 me

00:36:40.220 a 0.99

00:36:40.660 rape 0.93

00:36:40.920 whistle

00:36:41.220 also

00:36:41.660 but

00:36:43.700 but

00:36:49.600 yeah

00:36:49.760 he

00:36:49.920 died 0.86

00:36:50.380 you

00:36:51.640 know

00:36:51.740 he

00:36:51.900 died

00:36:52.480 and

00:36:54.980 and

00:36:57.840 he

00:36:57.980 died

00:36:58.360 and

00:36:58.720 he

00:36:58.860 died

00:36:59.200 and

00:36:59.400 he

00:37:01.680 died

00:37:02.340 like

00:37:04.660 three

00:37:04.840 four

00:37:05.060 days

00:37:05.300 ago

00:37:05.600 and

00:37:09.640 it

00:37:09.860 really

00:37:10.140 breaks

00:37:10.520 my

00:37:10.700 heart

00:37:10.960 man

00:37:11.180 because

00:37:11.500 part

00:37:12.000 of

00:37:12.100 me

00:37:12.220 wonders

00:37:12.580 did

00:37:13.000 he

00:37:13.140 die

00:37:13.500 from

00:37:14.120 just

00:37:16.220 the

00:37:16.440 separation

00:37:17.120 you

00:37:18.960 know

00:37:19.080 I

00:37:19.220 think

00:37:19.360 he

00:37:19.480 was

00:37:19.620 60

00:37:20.000 or

00:37:20.200 70

00:37:20.540 years

00:37:20.820 old

00:37:21.000 he

00:37:21.100 might

00:37:21.220 have

00:37:21.280 been

00:37:21.380 75

00:37:21.780 years

00:37:22.080 old

00:37:22.380 and

00:37:25.060 part

00:37:25.380 of

00:37:25.480 me

00:37:25.600 wonders

00:37:26.020 how

00:37:26.280 much

00:37:26.520 can

00:37:27.580 a

00:37:27.760 man

00:37:28.040 you

00:37:30.300 know

00:37:30.440 with

00:37:30.620 no

00:37:30.800 connection

00:37:31.460 like

00:37:35.200 how

00:37:35.340 many

00:37:35.460 more

00:37:35.680 people

00:37:35.920 are

00:37:36.040 we

00:37:36.180 losing

00:37:36.560 from

00:37:37.340 COVID

00:37:37.720 because

00:37:38.040 of

00:37:38.200 disconnection

00:37:39.120 and

00:37:45.420 I

00:37:45.540 don't

00:37:45.620 know

00:37:45.720 if

00:37:45.820 we'll

00:37:45.940 know

00:37:46.140 the

00:37:46.300 repercussions

00:37:46.920 of

00:37:47.140 some

00:37:47.320 of

00:37:47.440 that

00:37:47.720 you

00:37:51.760 know

00:37:51.860 especially

00:37:52.140 a lot

00:37:52.480 of

00:37:52.580 people

00:37:52.740 that

00:37:52.920 struggle

00:37:53.180 with

00:37:53.380 addiction

00:37:53.820 and

00:37:54.060 struggle

00:37:54.320 with

00:37:54.660 those

00:37:55.740 sorts

00:37:56.080 of

00:37:56.400 you

00:37:57.340 know

00:37:57.460 in

00:37:57.620 all

00:37:57.780 types

00:37:58.060 of

00:37:58.220 addiction

00:37:58.560 you

00:37:58.780 know

00:37:58.880 it's

00:37:59.080 like

00:37:59.240 when we

00:37:59.740 isolate

00:38:00.200 it

00:38:00.420 can

00:38:00.540 be

00:38:00.660 really

00:38:00.860 not

00:38:01.080 good

00:38:01.500 and

00:38:03.420 so

00:38:03.580 I

00:38:03.720 wonder

00:38:04.000 how

00:38:04.260 many

00:38:04.680 how

00:38:08.000 many

00:38:08.200 people

00:38:08.540 just

00:38:08.800 stuck

00:38:09.140 in

00:38:09.320 their

00:38:09.500 own

00:38:10.120 little

00:38:12.520 worlds

00:38:13.000 without

00:38:13.280 some

00:38:13.640 reflection

00:38:14.220 in the

00:38:14.600 universe

00:38:14.940 to let

00:38:15.460 them

00:38:15.640 know

00:38:15.820 that

00:38:16.000 they're

00:38:16.180 good

00:38:16.520 or

00:38:16.660 they're

00:38:16.860 okay

00:38:17.300 you

00:38:19.760 know

00:38:19.840 as

00:38:19.960 much

00:38:20.160 as

00:38:20.320 Jeff

00:38:20.560 played

00:38:20.840 us

00:38:20.980 on

00:38:21.100 his

00:38:21.240 keys

00:38:21.480 and

00:38:21.640 brought

00:38:21.820 us

00:38:21.980 up

00:38:22.120 there

00:38:22.240 every

00:38:22.440 night

00:38:22.700 we

00:38:24.840 everybody

00:38:25.260 looked

00:38:25.580 over

00:38:25.840 at him

00:38:26.040 and

00:38:26.160 smiled

00:38:26.600 everybody

00:38:29.020 acknowledged

00:38:29.580 he'd go

00:38:30.140 blow 0.77

00:38:30.360 a joint

00:38:30.860 you know

00:38:31.360 he was

00:38:32.080 gassed

00:38:32.700 up

00:38:32.980 so

00:38:33.140 that

00:38:33.360 dude

00:38:33.660 he missed

00:38:34.340 half

00:38:34.620 of his

00:38:34.860 work

00:38:35.180 you'd

00:38:36.960 get

00:38:37.080 off

00:38:37.260 stage

00:38:37.640 and

00:38:37.840 and

00:38:38.160 be

00:38:38.300 ready

00:38:38.520 to

00:38:38.640 bring

00:38:38.800 up

00:38:38.900 the

00:38:38.980 next

00:38:39.100 person

00:38:39.300 he

00:38:39.420 went

00:38:39.520 even

00:38:39.660 there

00:38:39.960 he

00:38:42.440 literally

00:38:42.880 had

00:38:43.160 to

00:38:43.300 work

00:38:43.620 like

00:38:44.000 12

00:38:45.560 one

00:38:46.440 minute

00:38:46.720 spots

00:38:47.340 throughout

00:38:48.060 the

00:38:48.320 night

00:38:48.540 and

00:38:48.720 he

00:38:48.880 would

00:38:49.040 probably

00:38:49.520 make

00:38:49.820 about

00:38:50.080 eight

00:38:50.300 of

00:38:50.440 them

00:38:50.620 but

00:38:57.200 it

00:38:57.360 was

00:38:57.520 just

00:38:57.740 he

00:38:57.900 came

00:38:58.240 there

00:38:58.480 and

00:38:58.620 he

00:38:58.760 just

00:38:59.100 everybody

00:39:00.240 loved

00:39:00.620 him

00:39:00.720 he

00:39:00.860 was

00:39:01.060 this

00:39:01.280 weird

00:39:01.900 like 0.96

00:39:03.700 you

00:39:03.820 know

00:39:03.900 sometimes

00:39:04.080 you throw

00:39:04.420 one of

00:39:04.620 those

00:39:04.760 little

00:39:04.960 rubber

00:39:05.320 balls

00:39:05.820 and

00:39:05.980 it

00:39:06.100 just

00:39:06.280 goes

00:39:06.980 it

00:39:07.180 just

00:39:07.400 goes

00:39:08.360 and

00:39:09.200 it

00:39:09.340 bouncing

00:39:09.660 off

00:39:09.860 and

00:39:10.180 this

00:39:10.460 and

00:39:10.860 bouncing

00:39:11.280 and

00:39:11.560 he

00:39:12.800 was

00:39:12.980 like

00:39:13.240 that

00:39:13.460 he

00:39:13.580 just

00:39:13.800 touched

00:39:14.100 everybody

00:39:14.820 and

00:39:23.860 he

00:39:24.400 had

00:39:24.560 crazy

00:39:25.040 stories

00:39:25.580 man

00:39:25.780 he

00:39:25.940 got

00:39:27.200 AIDS

00:39:27.600 bro

00:39:27.860 he

00:39:29.340 got

00:39:29.620 AIDS

00:39:30.040 and

00:39:30.200 he

00:39:30.380 you know

00:39:31.420 and

00:39:31.540 I

00:39:31.660 would

00:39:31.780 even

00:39:31.960 joke

00:39:32.220 from

00:39:32.380 stage

00:39:32.780 you know

00:39:33.160 Jeff

00:39:33.500 right

00:39:33.740 here

00:39:33.940 y'all

00:39:34.140 give

00:39:34.320 it

00:39:34.400 up

00:39:34.500 for

00:39:34.640 Jeff

00:39:34.820 he's

00:39:35.020 terminally

00:39:35.520 ill

00:39:35.820 you know

00:39:39.260 and

00:39:39.540 and

00:39:42.360 he

00:39:42.480 got

00:39:42.760 AIDS

00:39:42.980 man

00:39:43.160 and

00:39:43.280 I

00:39:43.400 think

00:39:43.560 that's

00:39:43.780 brave

00:39:44.080 as

00:39:44.280 hell 0.92

00:39:44.480 people

00:39:44.780 say

00:39:45.140 you know

00:39:45.620 you know

00:39:47.340 say

00:39:47.560 this

00:39:47.800 and

00:39:47.940 that

00:39:48.120 about

00:39:48.380 AIDS

00:39:48.640 but

00:39:48.780 I

00:39:48.900 think

00:39:49.080 that's

00:39:49.400 that's

00:39:49.640 brave

00:39:49.880 as

00:39:50.040 hell

00:39:50.240 man

00:39:50.540 and

00:39:50.740 he

00:39:53.760 has

00:39:53.920 a

00:39:54.040 great

00:39:54.280 episode

00:39:54.620 with

00:39:54.840 Brian

00:39:55.140 Scolaro

00:39:55.840 that is

00:39:56.600 out

00:39:56.900 and

00:39:57.080 he

00:39:57.160 recorded

00:39:57.600 it

00:39:57.780 five

00:39:58.160 days

00:39:58.480 before

00:39:58.860 his

00:39:59.100 death

00:39:59.380 and

00:39:59.540 you

00:40:00.080 can

00:40:00.200 go

00:40:00.380 listen

00:40:00.720 to

00:40:00.880 that

00:40:01.040 we'll

00:40:01.220 put

00:40:01.400 the

00:40:01.560 link

00:40:01.800 as

00:40:01.980 as

00:40:02.700 well

00:40:03.260 in

00:40:04.160 below

00:40:04.920 and

00:40:07.460 man

00:40:07.840 he

00:40:08.060 you know

00:40:08.680 and

00:40:10.520 he

00:40:10.680 just

00:40:10.940 he

00:40:11.060 used to

00:40:11.300 tell me

00:40:11.540 about

00:40:11.720 being

00:40:11.920 young

00:40:12.480 and being

00:40:12.840 in a

00:40:13.220 place

00:40:13.400 called

00:40:13.580 Provincetown

00:40:14.380 and it

00:40:14.600 was

00:40:14.720 real

00:40:15.020 gay 0.99

00:40:15.420 you know 0.97

00:40:15.940 real

00:40:17.180 like

00:40:17.420 kind of 0.97

00:40:17.800 gay 0.99

00:40:18.020 hit 1.00

00:40:18.320 men 0.91

00:40:18.620 dude

00:40:19.180 come

00:40:19.440 up

00:40:19.640 and

00:40:19.760 just 1.00

00:40:19.940 stab 1.00

00:40:20.340 you 1.00

00:40:20.460 six

00:40:20.720 or

00:40:20.860 seven

00:40:21.060 times

00:40:21.420 with

00:40:21.600 that

00:40:21.780 Peter

00:40:22.140 bruh

00:40:22.540 with

00:40:22.800 that

00:40:22.980 Wayne

00:40:23.320 that

00:40:25.380 kind

00:40:25.660 of

00:40:25.780 place

00:40:26.160 you

00:40:26.360 know

00:40:26.580 you

00:40:27.300 trying

00:40:27.560 to

00:40:27.660 buy

00:40:27.860 a

00:40:28.060 soda

00:40:28.320 and

00:40:28.480 they

00:40:28.620 give

00:40:28.780 you

00:40:28.880 half

00:40:29.220 a

00:40:29.380 cup

00:40:29.540 of

00:40:29.720 cop

00:40:30.040 you

00:40:31.440 know

00:40:31.560 and

00:40:31.680 he

00:40:31.760 said

00:40:31.920 he

00:40:32.000 got

00:40:32.120 taken

00:40:32.420 advantage

00:40:32.900 some

00:40:33.360 and

00:40:33.600 and

00:40:34.920 then

00:40:35.040 he

00:40:35.200 ended

00:40:35.400 up

00:40:35.620 out

00:40:35.760 in

00:40:35.880 Los

00:40:36.080 Angeles

00:40:36.500 and

00:40:36.860 he

00:40:40.440 thought

00:40:40.700 his

00:40:40.860 life

00:40:41.080 was

00:40:41.220 going

00:40:41.360 to

00:40:41.440 end

00:40:41.640 but

00:40:41.780 his

00:40:41.900 life

00:40:42.140 really

00:40:42.320 began

00:40:42.720 when

00:40:42.900 he

00:40:43.000 got

00:40:43.160 out

00:40:43.360 there

00:40:43.660 and

00:40:48.260 I

00:40:48.380 didn't

00:40:48.520 really

00:40:48.700 know

00:40:48.880 that

00:40:49.000 I

00:40:49.080 would

00:40:49.220 care

00:40:49.460 as

00:40:49.660 much

00:40:50.040 not

00:40:51.460 to

00:40:51.620 say

00:40:51.780 that

00:40:51.960 meanly

00:40:52.280 but

00:40:52.400 you

00:40:52.700 just

00:40:52.840 don't

00:40:53.060 know

00:40:53.300 when

00:40:53.480 some

00:40:53.660 people

00:40:53.880 leave

00:40:54.220 the

00:40:54.360 earth

00:40:54.560 how

00:40:54.720 much

00:40:54.920 it's

00:40:55.060 going

00:40:55.200 to

00:40:55.280 hit 1.00

00:40:55.440 you 1.00

00:40:55.580 and

00:40:55.720 it

00:40:56.180 just

00:40:56.360 made

00:41:01.760 me

00:41:01.940 realize

00:41:02.400 how

00:41:02.620 different

00:41:03.060 things

00:41:03.380 are

00:41:03.500 going

00:41:03.620 to

00:41:03.700 be

00:41:03.880 and

00:41:04.060 how

00:41:04.240 much

00:41:04.600 a lot

00:41:05.240 of

00:41:05.340 people

00:41:05.520 might

00:41:05.740 be

00:41:05.900 struggling

00:41:06.320 you

00:41:16.100 know

00:41:16.320 and

00:41:16.480 I

00:41:16.680 didn't

00:41:16.900 I

00:41:17.060 didn't

00:41:17.280 never

00:41:17.580 know

00:41:18.240 you

00:41:20.680 know

00:41:20.860 he

00:41:21.000 really

00:41:21.300 have

00:41:21.480 I

00:41:21.560 mean

00:41:21.680 I

00:41:21.800 just

00:41:22.100 for

00:41:22.520 him

00:41:22.700 to

00:41:22.840 wake

00:41:23.320 up

00:41:23.460 and

00:41:23.580 be

00:41:23.740 positive

00:41:24.260 every

00:41:24.560 day

00:41:24.960 and

00:41:27.020 having

00:41:27.320 gay 0.99

00:41:27.720 AIDS 0.99

00:41:28.180 man

00:41:28.520 and

00:41:32.600 to

00:41:32.720 just

00:41:33.020 be

00:41:33.440 to

00:41:34.280 show

00:41:34.660 up

00:41:34.840 every

00:41:35.080 day

00:41:35.580 you

00:41:37.640 know

00:41:37.940 and

00:41:38.380 and

00:41:42.300 that's

00:41:42.640 you

00:41:43.040 know

00:41:43.340 and

00:41:46.060 that's

00:41:46.360 really

00:41:46.560 that

00:41:46.760 blood

00:41:47.420 ghost

00:41:47.880 baby

00:41:48.220 AIDS

00:41:48.740 and

00:41:51.400 yeah

00:41:59.080 I just

00:41:59.320 want to

00:41:59.560 say

00:41:59.740 thank you

00:42:00.180 Jeff

00:42:00.460 man

00:42:00.920 you know

00:42:01.660 we love

00:42:02.160 you bro

00:42:02.580 and

00:42:05.920 you

00:42:06.000 were

00:42:06.120 nice

00:42:06.540 and

00:42:06.700 you

00:42:06.800 were

00:42:06.940 warm

00:42:07.440 and

00:42:07.600 you

00:42:07.680 were

00:42:07.820 kind

00:42:08.380 and

00:42:09.160 you

00:42:10.820 didn't

00:42:11.020 ever

00:42:11.220 be

00:42:11.420 wild

00:42:11.960 or

00:42:12.140 try

00:42:12.340 to 1.00

00:42:12.500 fuck 1.00

00:42:12.940 or 1.00

00:42:13.060 do

00:42:13.260 anything

00:42:13.600 wild

00:42:14.040 like

00:42:14.300 that

00:42:14.540 you

00:42:14.740 just

00:42:15.160 you

00:42:18.800 know

00:42:18.920 you

00:42:19.080 gave

00:42:19.340 homestead

00:42:20.020 to

00:42:20.200 people

00:42:20.760 that

00:42:20.980 needed

00:42:21.300 it

00:42:21.760 and

00:42:26.140 I

00:42:26.320 felt

00:42:26.880 like

00:42:27.020 you

00:42:27.100 would

00:42:27.220 have

00:42:27.300 shared

00:42:27.580 with

00:42:27.920 anybody

00:42:28.220 you

00:42:28.420 would

00:42:28.580 have

00:42:28.680 shared

00:42:28.840 your

00:42:28.980 time

00:42:29.200 and

00:42:29.560 I

00:42:29.700 wish

00:42:29.900 I

00:42:30.060 had

00:42:30.160 spent

00:42:30.300 more

00:42:30.500 time

00:42:30.740 with

00:42:30.880 you

00:42:31.000 brother

00:42:31.320 you

00:42:38.240 know

00:42:38.320 I

00:42:38.420 wish

00:42:38.580 I

00:42:38.720 had

00:42:38.820 gotten

00:42:39.000 to

00:42:39.120 know

00:42:39.240 you

00:42:39.360 a

00:42:39.480 little

00:42:39.580 bit

00:42:39.720 better

00:42:40.000 man

00:42:40.360 you

00:42:44.040 know

00:42:44.280 and

00:42:44.600 we

00:42:44.740 love

00:42:45.000 you

00:42:45.140 Jeff

00:42:45.460 Jeff

00:42:46.040 Scott

00:42:46.340 I

00:42:46.460 want

00:42:46.560 to

00:42:46.620 let

00:42:46.780 you

00:42:46.900 know

00:42:47.040 that

00:42:47.340 oh

00:42:50.180 man

00:42:50.660 yeah

00:42:53.040 sorry

00:42:53.440 I

00:42:53.620 didn't

00:42:53.720 mean

00:42:53.800 to

00:42:53.900 get

00:42:54.020 off

00:42:54.200 like

00:42:54.400 that

00:42:54.720 but

00:42:55.080 you

00:42:59.180 know

00:42:59.340 life

00:42:59.720 is

00:42:59.920 just

00:43:00.200 this

00:43:00.920 it's

00:43:11.420 like

00:43:11.660 life

00:43:19.120 is

00:43:19.300 just

00:43:19.500 like

00:43:19.740 this

00:43:20.120 life's

00:43:25.600 like

00:43:25.760 this

00:43:26.000 it's

00:43:26.260 like

00:43:26.400 a

00:43:26.600 like

00:43:27.240 an

00:43:27.380 outfit

00:43:27.700 or

00:43:28.260 a

00:43:28.440 costume

00:43:28.860 or

00:43:29.060 a

00:43:29.260 coat

00:43:29.620 and

00:43:31.400 the

00:43:31.580 second

00:43:31.840 I

00:43:32.020 start

00:43:32.240 to

00:43:32.380 kind

00:43:32.540 of

00:43:32.660 feel

00:43:32.860 like

00:43:33.060 I

00:43:33.180 know

00:43:33.360 what

00:43:33.480 it

00:43:33.620 feels

00:43:34.040 like

00:43:34.420 it

00:43:37.340 it

00:43:39.460 turns

00:43:39.780 into

00:43:39.980 like

00:43:40.240 a

00:43:40.500 just

00:43:42.840 a

00:43:43.020 different

00:43:43.340 and

00:43:46.120 I

00:43:46.280 can

00:43:46.480 never

00:43:46.900 wear it

00:43:52.220 right

00:43:52.540 I

00:43:52.760 can

00:43:52.920 never

00:43:53.140 know

00:43:53.540 how

00:43:53.780 I

00:43:53.960 look

00:43:54.240 in

00:43:54.420 it

00:43:54.520 I

00:43:54.680 can

00:43:54.840 never

00:43:55.180 know

00:44:02.780 if it

00:44:03.120 fits

00:44:03.700 really

00:44:04.060 it's

00:44:04.720 just

00:44:04.880 brief

00:44:05.180 moments

00:44:05.720 of life

00:44:07.100 feeling

00:44:07.500 tailored

00:44:08.080 before it

00:44:11.900 completely

00:44:12.300 readjust

00:44:12.940 man

00:44:13.260 and

00:44:14.260 God

00:44:14.520 bless you

00:44:14.940 Jeff

00:44:15.140 Scott

00:44:15.500 man

00:44:15.860 and

00:44:16.860 we love

00:44:22.720 you bro

00:44:23.200 you

00:44:23.620 know

00:44:23.740 I

00:44:23.820 don't

00:44:23.920 know

00:44:24.100 what

00:44:25.220 you

00:44:25.340 were

00:44:25.440 going

00:44:25.660 through

00:44:25.880 when

00:44:26.060 you

00:44:26.160 were

00:44:26.300 at

00:44:26.480 home

00:44:26.720 and

00:44:26.840 you

00:44:26.940 were

00:44:27.060 by

00:44:27.260 you

00:44:27.420 know

00:44:27.540 for

00:44:27.800 you

00:44:28.380 know

00:44:28.520 what

00:44:28.760 was

00:44:28.960 going

00:44:29.260 on

00:44:29.640 you

00:44:29.820 know

00:44:30.040 and

00:44:30.340 I'm

00:44:30.500 sorry

00:44:30.840 that

00:44:31.180 you

00:44:31.480 and

00:44:31.600 I

00:44:31.700 weren't

00:44:31.860 closer

00:44:32.240 but

00:44:33.300 I

00:44:34.140 just

00:44:34.400 didn't

00:44:34.680 realize

00:44:34.940 how

00:44:35.100 big

00:44:35.280 of

00:44:35.400 a

00:44:35.500 part

00:44:35.660 you

00:44:35.800 were

00:44:35.940 of

00:44:36.040 my

00:44:36.180 life

00:44:36.440 and

00:44:36.560 I'm

00:44:38.580 happy

00:44:38.780 that

00:44:38.960 I

00:44:39.060 got to

00:44:39.440 cross

00:44:40.600 paths

00:44:40.940 with you

00:44:41.380 on this

00:44:42.000 realm

00:44:42.280 brother

00:44:42.620 gang

00:44:43.080 I

00:44:45.120 want to

00:44:46.840 let

00:44:47.000 you

00:44:53.200 when

00:44:55.240 it

00:44:55.360 comes

00:44:55.600 to

00:44:55.800 work

00:44:56.080 communication

00:44:56.660 is

00:44:57.100 key

00:44:57.400 even

00:44:57.900 if

00:44:58.040 you

00:44:58.160 don't

00:44:58.420 have

00:44:58.660 a

00:44:58.780 writing

00:44:59.040 job

00:44:59.460 sounding

00:45:00.160 unconfident

00:45:00.840 indecisive

00:45:01.840 or

00:45:02.100 passive

00:45:02.460 aggressive

00:45:02.880 can

00:45:03.420 hold

00:45:03.640 you

00:45:03.760 back

00:45:03.960 professionally

00:45:04.560 and

00:45:04.940 hurt

00:45:05.180 your

00:45:05.340 team's

00:45:05.680 productivity

00:45:06.240 Grammarly

00:45:07.180 premiums

00:45:07.820 advanced

00:45:08.200 tone

00:45:08.480 suggestions

00:45:09.020 make

00:45:09.660 sure

00:45:09.820 you're

00:45:10.060 always

00:45:10.440 sending

00:45:10.740 the

00:45:10.940 right

00:45:11.180 message

00:45:11.640 sound

00:45:12.340 clear

00:45:12.640 and

00:45:12.800 confident

00:45:13.160 in

00:45:13.380 your

00:45:13.520 writing

00:45:13.820 and

00:45:14.120 automatically

00:45:14.660 replace

00:45:15.200 negative

00:45:15.680 leaning

00:45:16.000 language

00:45:16.440 with

00:45:16.720 solution

00:45:17.120 focused

00:45:17.540 alternatives

00:45:18.220 with

00:45:18.920 Grammarly's

00:45:19.520 help

00:45:19.760 you can

00:45:20.300 build

00:45:20.520 stronger

00:45:21.000 relationships

00:45:23.200 in the

00:45:23.440 face

00:45:23.660 of

00:45:23.800 challenges

00:45:24.220 and

00:45:24.900 help

00:45:25.100 your

00:45:25.240 team

00:45:25.480 get

00:45:25.700 things

00:45:25.960 done

00:45:26.280 Grammarly

00:45:27.160 works

00:45:27.500 where

00:45:27.740 you

00:45:28.020 do

00:45:28.260 so

00:45:28.640 your

00:45:28.820 team's

00:45:29.160 projects

00:45:29.520 get

00:45:29.800 done

00:45:30.040 before

00:45:30.400 the

00:45:30.620 deadline

00:45:31.000 and

00:45:31.640 with

00:45:31.800 features

00:45:32.140 like

00:45:32.380 comprehensive

00:45:32.940 spelling

00:45:33.420 grammar

00:45:34.040 and

00:45:34.620 clarity

00:45:34.980 focused

00:45:35.380 sentence

00:45:35.760 rewrites

00:45:36.280 Grammarly

00:45:37.060 helps

00:45:37.380 keep

00:45:37.620 your

00:45:37.880 writing

00:45:38.220 efficient

00:45:38.660 and

00:45:38.940 mistake

00:45:39.360 free

00:45:39.680 the

00:45:40.500 right

00:45:40.740 tone

00:45:41.000 can

00:45:41.200 move

00:45:41.480 any

00:45:41.780 project

00:45:42.220 forward

00:45:42.640 get

00:45:43.280 it

00:45:43.420 just

00:45:43.700 right

00:45:43.960 with

00:45:44.140 Grammarly

00:45:44.600 go

00:45:45.180 to

00:45:45.320 grammarly.com

00:45:46.380 slash

00:45:46.820 podcast

00:45:47.260 to sign

00:45:47.880 up

00:45:48.020 for free

00:45:48.460 then

00:45:53.200 dot com

00:45:53.740 slash

00:45:54.220 podcast

00:45:54.880 there's

00:45:55.260 not a

00:45:55.540 vetable

00:45:55.860 animal

00:45:56.180 brother

00:45:56.480 it's

00:45:56.720 a

00:45:57.020 that's

00:45:57.800 a

00:45:57.900 to-go

00:45:58.260 lunch

00:45:58.580 for a

00:45:58.940 wolf

00:45:59.280 you know

00:46:01.300 I really

00:46:01.640 think you

00:46:01.960 should just

00:46:02.240 let the

00:46:02.600 Lord work

00:46:03.200 on him

00:46:03.500 there

00:46:03.680 brother

00:46:04.020 he took

00:46:06.600 his blood

00:46:06.940 pressure

00:46:07.380 checked

00:46:08.420 his heart

00:46:08.820 rate

00:46:09.060 this kind

00:46:09.420 of stuff

00:46:09.780 a little

00:46:10.160 bit

00:46:10.320 strange

00:46:10.620 to me

00:46:10.960 any

00:46:11.440 case

00:46:11.720 they also

00:46:12.120 hit him 0.69

00:46:12.400 with some

00:46:12.700 antibiotics

00:46:13.220 so we were

00:46:13.600 giving him

00:46:13.900 antibiotics

00:46:14.380 for a couple

00:46:14.880 weeks

00:46:15.280 and then

00:46:16.440 he died

00:46:17.380 they didn't

00:46:18.880 work

00:46:19.260 and so now

00:46:20.080 we buried

00:46:20.560 him in the

00:46:20.920 backyard

00:46:23.200 god is

00:46:27.300 the number

00:46:27.820 one

00:46:28.360 veterinarian

00:46:29.580 okay

00:46:30.100 god is

00:46:32.000 the number

00:46:32.220 one

00:46:32.380 veterinarian

00:46:32.900 especially

00:46:33.300 for a

00:46:34.020 hamster

00:46:34.420 okay

00:46:35.420 your hamster

00:46:36.520 gots a 0.88

00:46:36.860 cataract

00:46:37.460 that means

00:46:38.260 it's

00:46:38.820 looking for

00:46:39.620 the Lord

00:46:40.200 baby

00:46:40.580 your pony

00:46:42.520 needs a

00:46:42.980 hip replacement

00:46:43.740 that don't

00:46:44.860 mean

00:46:45.280 spend

00:46:45.940 twenty dollars

00:46:46.820 to get

00:46:47.520 little

00:46:47.760 daisy

00:46:48.240 a new

00:46:48.580 piss

00:46:48.960 hinge

00:46:49.320 okay

00:46:49.700 let the

00:46:50.540 Lord

00:46:50.820 work

00:46:51.300 that means

00:46:52.360 the Lord

00:46:52.880 gots his

00:46:53.420 tool belt

00:46:54.340 on

00:46:54.780 and he's

00:46:55.540 ready

00:46:55.820 to

00:46:56.140 go

00:46:56.780 to

00:46:57.020 your

00:46:58.860 frog

00:46:59.260 has a

00:46:59.680 lisp

00:47:00.100 that don't

00:47:01.020 mean it

00:47:01.480 needs a

00:47:01.980 speech therapy

00:47:03.380 it needs

00:47:04.760 a grave

00:47:05.980 a grave

00:47:07.720 is the

00:47:08.040 Lord's

00:47:08.400 lost and

00:47:08.860 found

00:47:09.260 let the

00:47:10.360 Lord

00:47:10.740 collect

00:47:11.460 them

00:47:11.680 and

00:47:12.180 refurb

00:47:13.180 them

00:47:13.380 you feel

00:47:13.860 me

00:47:14.120 your

00:47:14.600 hyena

00:47:14.960 needs

00:47:15.260 a

00:47:15.440 chin

00:47:15.680 bone

00:47:16.060 well

00:47:16.680 let

00:47:17.280 the

00:47:17.500 Lord

00:47:18.080 your

00:47:18.680 kitten

00:47:19.040 got a

00:47:19.500 cleft

00:47:19.940 palate

00:47:20.400 well

00:47:21.020 let

00:47:21.760 the

00:47:21.940 Lord

00:47:22.540 your

00:47:23.720 guinea

00:47:24.080 pig

00:47:24.680 got 0.65

00:47:25.180 arthritis

00:47:26.260 well

00:47:27.040 LTL

00:47:28.380 baby

00:47:28.640 let

00:47:29.360 the

00:47:29.700 Lord

00:47:30.720 y'all

00:47:31.740 out here

00:47:32.160 tinkering

00:47:32.940 with the

00:47:33.380 man's

00:47:33.880 work

00:47:34.360 somebody

00:47:35.460 out in

00:47:35.840 Beverly

00:47:36.100 Hills

00:47:36.340 got a

00:47:36.760 pet

00:47:37.060 mosquito

00:47:37.620 in a

00:47:38.260 back

00:47:38.600 brace 1.00

00:47:38.880 bitch 1.00

00:47:39.580 let 1.00

00:47:40.620 the

00:47:40.820 Lord

00:47:41.600 you're

00:47:42.340 trying to

00:47:42.640 teach

00:47:42.860 his

00:47:43.040 turtle

00:47:43.340 Spanish

00:47:44.000 y'all

00:47:48.900 need to

00:47:49.160 quit

00:47:49.320 acting

00:47:49.560 like

00:47:49.800 God

00:47:50.640 don't

00:47:51.280 do

00:47:51.440 the

00:47:51.620 work

00:47:52.020 and

00:47:52.820 okay

00:47:58.720 that's

00:47:59.040 what I'm

00:47:59.260 telling you

00:47:59.620 right there

00:47:59.980 baby

00:48:00.300 and thank

00:48:02.280 you for

00:48:02.480 calling Ali

00:48:03.040 man you

00:48:03.560 guys be

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00:48:04.280 there brother

00:48:04.660 gang

00:48:05.080 I gotta tell

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00:48:31.340 a

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00:48:31.780 apple

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00:51:13.720 right here

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00:51:15.720 to our

00:51:16.560 guest

00:51:17.280 today

00:51:18.240 hey Theo

00:51:21.060 my name is

00:51:21.800 Aaron Hightower

00:51:22.920 and

00:51:23.520 hey Aaron

00:51:24.920 and thank you

00:51:25.860 for calling

00:51:26.220 I like Aaron

00:51:26.860 man it's a

00:51:27.320 name a

00:51:27.700 mixed name

00:51:28.400 could be

00:51:29.500 male or

00:51:30.500 female pet

00:51:31.280 anything

00:51:32.300 bro

00:51:32.840 mystery

00:51:34.000 go Stephen

00:51:35.820 gang

00:51:36.180 brother

00:51:36.400 praise God

00:51:37.040 I've been a

00:51:38.400 video game

00:51:38.820 programmer for

00:51:39.600 a couple of

00:51:40.040 years

00:51:40.300 worked with a

00:51:40.840 lot of

00:51:41.120 folks

00:51:41.480 and I

00:51:42.820 wanted to

00:51:43.140 get your

00:51:43.440 take on

00:51:44.280 what's called

00:51:45.080 the simulation

00:51:45.880 hypothesis

00:51:46.940 I think there

00:51:48.600 was a story

00:51:49.840 that went

00:51:50.200 around

00:51:50.580 December 30th

00:51:51.840 or so

00:51:52.440 hit Fox

00:51:54.040 News and

00:51:54.620 it's been

00:51:55.000 doing the

00:51:55.360 circuits I

00:51:55.800 haven't seen

00:51:56.200 everywhere it's

00:51:56.800 been but

00:51:57.380 yeah there's

00:51:59.800 a guy

00:52:00.160 Michio

00:52:01.220 Kaku

00:52:01.860 K-A-K-U 0.99

00:52:03.380 and he's got

00:52:04.980 some comments

00:52:05.640 on it but

00:52:05.980 yeah I wanted

00:52:06.340 to get your

00:52:06.760 take I

00:52:07.160 thought you

00:52:07.580 would give

00:52:08.160 us an

00:52:08.480 entertaining

00:52:08.960 insight from

00:52:10.480 your perspective

00:52:11.100 what it might

00:52:11.640 all be about

00:52:12.460 thanks for

00:52:13.060 everything you're

00:52:13.540 doing Theo

00:52:13.940 huge fan

00:52:14.740 take care

00:52:15.460 thank you

00:52:16.760 very much

00:52:17.380 there Aaron

00:52:17.940 simulation

00:52:19.260 hypothesis

00:52:20.240 by Kakach

00:52:21.320 all right

00:52:22.620 this says

00:52:23.060 do we live

00:52:24.420 in assimilation

00:52:25.360 gauging whether

00:52:27.000 or not we

00:52:27.480 dwell inside

00:52:28.080 someone else's

00:52:28.640 computer may

00:52:29.240 come down to

00:52:29.820 advanced AI

00:52:30.760 research or

00:52:31.960 measurements at

00:52:32.840 the frontiers

00:52:33.700 of cosmology

00:52:35.000 I have to

00:52:36.500 pee

00:52:36.700 okay I'm

00:52:38.300 back

00:52:38.640 you know

00:52:42.360 do we live

00:52:42.920 in assimilation

00:52:43.740 do we live

00:52:44.360 in a computer

00:52:45.100 man it

00:52:47.600 really a

00:52:49.420 lot of it

00:52:49.900 really starts

00:52:50.460 to feel

00:52:51.400 like it

00:52:51.920 you know

00:52:54.280 and I

00:52:54.520 think for

00:52:54.940 me

00:52:55.440 some of

00:52:58.260 it is

00:52:58.480 because of

00:52:58.980 how much

00:52:59.320 time I

00:52:59.680 spend on

00:53:00.140 a computer

00:53:00.680 or next

00:53:03.340 to electronics

00:53:04.180 you know

00:53:06.060 it's going

00:53:06.320 to feel

00:53:06.640 like it

00:53:07.080 it's going

00:53:09.300 to feel

00:53:10.040 I'm

00:53:12.400 going to

00:53:12.620 feel

00:53:12.860 like I'm

00:53:13.400 locked

00:53:14.180 into a

00:53:14.580 database

00:53:14.940 of course

00:53:15.400 I'm

00:53:15.560 going to

00:53:15.720 feel

00:53:15.920 like I'm

00:53:16.580 probably

00:53:18.020 being

00:53:18.300 controlled

00:53:18.740 by one

00:53:19.240 I'm

00:53:19.480 computer

00:53:21.080 sends me

00:53:21.620 an email

00:53:21.940 it tells me

00:53:22.480 that email

00:53:22.980 usually a lot

00:53:23.540 of times

00:53:23.780 tell me what

00:53:24.120 I need to

00:53:24.420 do next

00:53:24.880 where am

00:53:25.200 I going

00:53:25.660 I put it

00:53:26.640 into a

00:53:26.940 calendar

00:53:27.260 so I

00:53:27.640 go check

00:53:28.200 on a

00:53:28.460 calendar

00:53:28.840 and a

00:53:30.280 calendar

00:53:30.560 tells me

00:53:31.280 okay this

00:53:32.540 is where

00:53:32.660 you have

00:53:32.800 to be

00:53:32.980 tomorrow

00:53:33.340 2 3

00:53:33.980 7 p.m.

00:53:36.120 here who

00:53:36.540 here's who

00:53:37.080 else is

00:53:37.460 coming

00:53:37.780 so it

00:53:39.980 starts to

00:53:40.420 be really

00:53:40.800 that I'm

00:53:41.140 following

00:53:41.760 and storing

00:53:43.760 things that

00:53:44.240 are important

00:53:44.660 to me in

00:53:45.200 an electronic

00:53:45.660 world

00:53:46.360 so much

00:53:49.420 so that

00:53:50.220 that I

00:53:56.240 could easily

00:53:56.800 see why

00:53:57.400 if enough

00:53:58.120 people

00:53:58.420 suggested

00:53:59.260 that we

00:54:00.840 were living

00:54:01.440 in assimilation

00:54:02.360 it wouldn't

00:54:07.100 be hard

00:54:07.620 for me

00:54:08.080 to maybe

00:54:08.720 feel that

00:54:09.420 way

00:54:09.820 that somebody

00:54:13.680 was you

00:54:14.100 know

00:54:14.240 Nintendo

00:54:14.700 switching

00:54:15.220 me

00:54:15.560 especially

00:54:20.180 a lot

00:54:20.520 of people

00:54:20.860 switching

00:54:21.300 sex

00:54:21.860 as they

00:54:22.300 get older

00:54:22.780 like

00:54:24.760 somebody

00:54:25.100 just

00:54:25.400 you know

00:54:25.800 you know

00:54:28.480 did L2

00:54:29.460 smash

00:54:31.020 the right

00:54:31.600 L2

00:54:35.740 and then

00:54:36.040 smash

00:54:36.420 the R

00:54:36.900 and then 1.00

00:54:37.220 damn 0.99

00:54:37.580 you know 1.00

00:54:38.080 Larry's

00:54:38.620 got a

00:54:38.920 cop

00:54:39.240 now

00:54:39.800 you know

00:54:41.840 or Bridget 0.95

00:54:42.480 wants some 1.00

00:54:42.980 tits 0.99

00:54:43.320 now

00:54:43.660 and that's

00:54:46.020 that could 0.68

00:54:46.740 be something

00:54:47.300 that's

00:54:47.660 happening

00:54:47.980 do I

00:54:52.880 feel like

00:54:53.780 it

00:54:54.140 I think

00:54:56.140 if I

00:54:56.460 start to

00:54:56.900 give in

00:54:57.360 to that

00:54:58.000 idea

00:54:58.660 then that's

00:55:00.780 not gonna

00:55:01.260 be good

00:55:01.780 for me

00:55:02.360 I wonder

00:55:05.480 how I would

00:55:05.940 feel say

00:55:06.300 if I cut 0.95

00:55:06.740 off all

00:55:07.160 electronics

00:55:07.740 for myself

00:55:08.200 for six

00:55:08.680 months

00:55:08.900 would I

00:55:09.200 still feel

00:55:09.800 like I'm

00:55:10.200 in assimilation

00:55:10.940 or would I

00:55:13.920 just start to

00:55:14.480 notice that a

00:55:14.960 lot of

00:55:15.240 people are

00:55:16.380 addicted to

00:55:17.280 electronics

00:55:18.080 and

00:55:18.260 electronica

00:55:18.900 and

00:55:19.120 digitalia

00:55:20.720 because also

00:55:27.820 I don't

00:55:28.160 understand

00:55:28.660 sometimes

00:55:29.100 if we

00:55:29.420 are

00:55:29.820 say we're

00:55:30.160 in

00:55:30.260 assimilation

00:55:31.080 sometimes

00:55:37.080 I

00:55:37.340 you know

00:55:37.880 I remember

00:55:38.300 sometimes I

00:55:38.760 would just

00:55:39.040 leave the

00:55:39.440 game on

00:55:40.060 I'd be

00:55:42.000 playing

00:55:42.400 playstation

00:55:43.500 playstation

00:55:44.720 or something

00:55:46.400 I would

00:55:46.600 just leave

00:55:46.920 the game

00:55:47.280 on I

00:55:47.520 would go

00:55:48.000 that's what

00:55:50.380 I worry

00:55:50.720 about

00:55:50.920 sometimes

00:55:51.360 if somebody

00:55:51.760 started

00:55:52.080 assimilation

00:55:52.700 and then

00:55:53.200 maybe they

00:55:53.960 got attacked

00:55:54.560 or maybe

00:55:55.000 they went

00:55:55.360 outside to

00:55:55.940 get something

00:55:56.500 and somebody 0.97

00:55:57.000 cut them

00:55:57.540 you know 0.96

00:55:59.040 or really

00:55:59.960 disemboweled

00:56:00.800 them

00:56:01.020 and they're

00:56:02.820 never coming

00:56:03.400 back to

00:56:03.880 the machine

00:56:04.520 so it's

00:56:07.880 kind of

00:56:08.180 like in

00:56:08.660 like

00:56:08.900 war of

00:56:09.500 what is

00:56:13.180 that thing

00:56:13.580 called

00:56:14.220 sim

00:56:15.500 not

00:56:16.080 sims

00:56:16.640 but

00:56:16.840 it's

00:56:20.960 like a

00:56:21.220 battle

00:56:21.620 thing

00:56:22.440 where you

00:56:22.940 have crops

00:56:23.600 and you

00:56:23.940 know

00:56:24.200 hey

00:56:24.960 Donnie

00:56:25.400 get the

00:56:25.740 wood

00:56:26.060 you know

00:56:26.500 hey

00:56:27.180 Cheryl

00:56:27.680 huh

00:56:28.120 want

00:56:29.400 your

00:56:29.540 farm

00:56:30.020 so

00:56:34.960 you know

00:56:35.380 it has

00:56:35.660 that whole

00:56:36.020 thing

00:56:36.280 going on

00:56:36.700 and I

00:56:36.920 wonder

00:56:37.220 if

00:56:37.460 sometimes

00:56:37.780 that

00:56:38.200 is

00:56:38.380 just

00:56:38.700 on

00:56:39.380 that

00:56:39.580 screen

00:56:40.040 where

00:56:40.420 they

00:56:41.340 went

00:56:41.520 outside

00:56:42.000 to get

00:56:42.360 the

00:56:42.540 mail

00:56:42.800 somebody

00:56:43.180 popped

00:56:43.600 them

00:56:43.780 off

00:56:44.200 and now

00:56:45.540 they're

00:56:45.720 never

00:56:45.960 coming

00:56:46.300 back

00:56:46.540 to the

00:56:46.800 controls

00:56:47.260 again

00:56:47.660 so now

00:56:50.600 we're

00:56:50.840 just

00:56:51.100 stuck

00:56:51.400 here

00:56:51.600 on this

00:56:51.860 one

00:56:52.140 page

00:56:52.540 where

00:56:52.720 nothing

00:56:53.100 ever

00:56:53.600 kind

00:56:53.960 of

00:56:54.060 happens

00:56:54.520 and we're

00:56:55.680 starting

00:56:55.900 to lose

00:56:56.200 our

00:56:56.360 minds

00:56:56.700 a

00:56:56.860 little

00:56:57.040 but

00:57:02.060 also

00:57:02.620 I

00:57:04.700 think

00:57:04.960 we're

00:57:05.140 just

00:57:05.340 one

00:57:05.680 little

00:57:05.920 ice

00:57:06.280 age

00:57:06.700 or

00:57:07.200 not

00:57:07.380 even

00:57:07.560 an

00:57:07.720 ice

00:57:08.020 age

00:57:08.320 just

00:57:08.520 like

00:57:08.720 a

00:57:08.900 real

00:57:09.360 you

00:57:11.920 know

00:57:12.080 kind

00:57:12.340 of

00:57:12.460 it's

00:57:14.120 going

00:57:14.220 to be

00:57:14.400 chilly

00:57:14.600 out

00:57:14.820 there

00:57:14.960 today

00:57:15.360 age

00:57:15.980 and

00:57:18.040 away

00:57:19.020 from

00:57:19.560 us

00:57:21.000 having

00:57:21.200 to get

00:57:21.480 back

00:57:21.820 to

00:57:22.180 ourselves

00:57:22.880 and

00:57:25.060 what

00:57:25.460 and

00:57:26.860 what

00:57:27.080 it

00:57:27.200 feels

00:57:27.600 like

00:57:27.920 to

00:57:28.100 just

00:57:28.340 be

00:57:28.800 to

00:57:31.200 connect

00:57:31.600 with

00:57:31.780 a

00:57:31.920 different

00:57:32.160 source

00:57:32.740 we

00:57:33.580 spend

00:57:33.820 so

00:57:34.020 much

00:57:34.200 time

00:57:34.460 connecting

00:57:34.840 to

00:57:35.040 this

00:57:35.340 to

00:57:35.540 this

00:57:35.840 source

00:57:36.400 that

00:57:37.580 of

00:57:37.780 course

00:57:38.060 we

00:57:38.220 start

00:57:38.620 to

00:57:38.760 feel

00:57:38.940 like

00:57:39.100 part

00:57:39.340 of

00:57:39.460 it

00:57:39.600 you

00:57:42.720 know

00:57:42.840 if

00:57:42.960 I

00:57:43.080 have

00:57:43.220 seven

00:57:43.560 pickles

00:57:43.940 I'm

00:57:44.140 gonna

00:57:44.240 feel

00:57:44.480 like

00:57:44.680 a

00:57:44.800 list

00:57:45.000 like

00:57:45.260 you

00:57:45.420 know

00:57:45.660 I'm

00:57:47.800 gonna

00:57:47.900 feel

00:57:48.140 a little

00:57:48.360 green

00:57:48.760 baby

00:57:49.040 you

00:57:49.240 feel

00:57:49.440 me

00:57:49.660 and

00:57:50.900 I'm

00:57:51.060 gonna

00:57:51.120 start

00:57:51.300 believing

00:57:51.660 in

00:57:51.840 green 1.00

00:57:52.100 shit 1.00

00:57:52.500 so I 1.00

00:57:54.800 think

00:57:54.920 that's

00:57:55.220 where I

00:57:55.540 am

00:57:55.800 with

00:57:56.180 it

00:57:56.420 I

00:57:57.660 never

00:57:57.860 felt

00:57:58.160 that

00:57:58.320 the

00:57:58.480 rest

00:57:58.700 of

00:57:58.800 my

00:57:58.980 life

00:57:59.340 so

00:57:59.540 it's

00:57:59.740 interesting

00:58:00.040 that

00:58:00.240 suddenly

00:58:00.640 now

00:58:01.240 within

00:58:01.800 the

00:58:02.020 past

00:58:02.320 five

00:58:02.720 years

00:58:03.060 when

00:58:03.280 we

00:58:03.400 were

00:58:03.520 getting

00:58:03.780 so

00:58:04.480 I

00:58:05.840 mean

00:58:05.960 my

00:58:06.160 device

00:58:06.520 is

00:58:06.720 always

00:58:07.020 with

00:58:07.300 me

00:58:07.560 it's

00:58:08.780 never

00:58:09.020 more

00:58:09.240 than

00:58:09.400 ten

00:58:09.700 minutes

00:58:09.980 before

00:58:10.120 I

00:58:10.220 respond

00:58:10.520 to

00:58:10.640 a

00:58:10.760 text

00:58:11.040 usually

00:58:11.300 unless

00:58:11.520 I

00:58:11.620 don't

00:58:11.720 want

00:58:11.960 to

00:58:12.160 so

00:58:14.500 or

00:58:15.900 unless

00:58:16.100 I

00:58:16.180 have

00:58:16.240 to

00:58:16.360 think

00:58:16.600 about

00:58:16.880 it

00:58:17.140 and

00:58:18.140 that's

00:58:18.500 scary

00:58:18.900 that's

00:58:19.320 crazy

00:58:19.720 so

00:58:21.760 for

00:58:21.960 me

00:58:22.100 that

00:58:22.340 evidence

00:58:22.860 seems

00:58:24.020 more

00:58:24.300 realistic

00:58:24.880 you

00:58:27.760 know

00:58:27.860 and I

00:58:28.060 worry

00:58:28.260 about

00:58:28.440 the

00:58:28.600 long

00:58:28.860 term

00:58:29.020 effects

00:58:29.400 of

00:58:29.560 us

00:58:29.680 not

00:58:29.900 having

00:58:30.080 an

00:58:30.240 imagination

00:58:30.660 anymore

00:58:31.400 and

00:58:32.620 things

00:58:32.900 like

00:58:33.180 that

00:58:33.560 but

00:58:36.780 I

00:58:36.900 think

00:58:37.120 if

00:58:37.260 I

00:58:37.400 start

00:58:37.600 if

00:58:37.780 now

00:58:39.340 do

00:58:39.540 I

00:58:39.700 believe

00:58:39.960 that

00:58:40.140 one

00:58:40.340 day

00:58:40.480 we

00:58:40.660 won't

00:58:41.020 turn

00:58:41.220 you

00:58:41.380 know

00:58:41.480 get

00:58:41.700 into

00:58:41.980 AI

00:58:42.340 where

00:58:42.740 we

00:58:42.900 just

00:58:43.100 lay

00:58:43.300 on

00:58:43.420 a

00:58:43.560 floor

00:58:43.840 with

00:58:44.100 our

00:58:44.240 mouths

00:58:44.560 open

00:58:45.040 and

00:58:46.100 somebody

00:58:46.460 you

00:58:46.780 know

00:58:46.960 we

00:58:47.400 go

00:58:47.600 clock

00:58:48.000 in

00:58:48.160 at

00:58:48.320 work

00:58:48.580 and

00:58:48.720 we're

00:58:48.820 just

00:58:48.980 laying

00:58:49.260 there

00:58:49.440 all

00:58:49.580 day

00:58:49.700 watching

00:58:50.200 our

00:58:50.480 avatar

00:58:50.900 work

00:58:51.480 and

00:58:54.480 that

00:58:54.780 becomes

00:58:55.160 another

00:58:55.460 world

00:58:55.920 yeah

00:58:57.040 I

00:58:57.200 could

00:58:57.300 see

00:58:57.460 that

00:58:57.640 happening

00:58:58.000 I

00:59:00.740 could

00:59:00.880 see

00:59:01.020 a

00:59:01.140 huge

00:59:01.380 transition

00:59:01.920 of

00:59:02.160 wealth

00:59:02.480 in that

00:59:02.780 way

00:59:02.940 too

00:59:03.100 because

00:59:03.420 then

00:59:03.880 you

00:59:04.020 only

00:59:04.340 can

00:59:04.540 earn

00:59:04.800 money

00:59:05.120 in

00:59:05.260 the

00:59:05.400 avatar

00:59:05.720 world

00:59:06.460 you

00:59:07.520 know

00:59:07.660 in

00:59:07.820 this

00:59:07.980 brain

00:59:08.320 scape

00:59:08.920 so

00:59:11.280 suddenly

00:59:11.800 all the

00:59:12.120 money

00:59:12.300 whatever

00:59:12.520 you have

00:59:12.800 on the

00:59:12.960 outside

00:59:13.220 doesn't

00:59:13.520 matter

00:59:13.840 anymore

00:59:14.320 you

00:59:18.140 know

00:59:18.260 I

00:59:18.440 think

00:59:18.580 it

00:59:18.700 is

00:59:18.860 interesting

00:59:19.180 every

00:59:19.400 day

00:59:19.600 you

00:59:20.160 know

00:59:20.280 I

00:59:20.460 don't

00:59:20.600 know

00:59:20.760 if

00:59:20.860 it

00:59:20.940 always

00:59:21.140 happens

00:59:21.380 but

00:59:21.560 it

00:59:21.660 would

00:59:21.700 be

00:59:21.780 interesting

00:59:22.120 if

00:59:22.300 a

00:59:22.420 great

00:59:22.620 equalizer

00:59:23.160 comes

00:59:23.480 across

00:59:23.980 and

00:59:26.600 it

00:59:26.740 sets

00:59:27.040 it

00:59:27.160 all

00:59:27.300 at

00:59:27.460 zero

00:59:27.760 again

00:59:28.280 and

00:59:30.800 then

00:59:31.020 you

00:59:31.160 find out

00:59:31.600 what's

00:59:31.920 in

00:59:32.120 you

00:59:32.360 oh

00:59:34.180 am I

00:59:34.480 am I

00:59:35.160 just

00:59:35.340 gonna

00:59:35.600 cry

00:59:36.000 am I

00:59:36.300 just

00:59:36.500 gonna

00:59:36.780 am I

00:59:38.040 just

00:59:38.200 gonna

00:59:38.340 think

00:59:38.780 am I

00:59:39.020 just

00:59:39.180 gonna

00:59:39.340 judge

00:59:39.880 am I

00:59:40.100 just

00:59:40.280 gonna

00:59:40.440 blame

00:59:41.040 or

00:59:44.200 is

00:59:44.620 some

00:59:44.900 little

00:59:45.140 part

00:59:45.560 of me

00:59:45.740 that

00:59:45.920 still

00:59:46.160 has

00:59:46.360 a

00:59:46.520 pilot

00:59:46.920 light

00:59:47.200 of 0.99

00:59:47.360 damn 1.00

00:59:47.740 manhood 1.00

00:59:49.460 and

00:59:49.660 bravado

00:59:50.320 and

00:59:50.580 womanhood

00:59:51.340 gonna 1.00

00:59:52.340 fucking 1.00

00:59:53.060 flicker 1.00

00:59:53.960 and

00:59:57.200 pick up

00:59:57.580 a 1.00

00:59:57.740 fucking 0.99

00:59:58.380 hard 1.00

00:59:58.800 stick

00:59:59.480 and

01:00:02.220 say

01:00:02.380 let's

01:00:02.680 go

01:00:03.100 I

01:00:05.020 don't

01:00:05.160 know

01:00:05.440 you

01:00:06.400 know

01:00:06.500 I

01:00:06.600 don't

01:00:06.700 know

01:00:06.980 I

01:00:09.060 do

01:00:10.400 not

01:00:10.920 know

01:00:12.380 Riley

01:00:14.420 Mao

01:00:14.780 is

01:00:15.040 here

01:00:15.440 Riley

01:00:15.940 Mao

01:00:16.280 how

01:00:16.440 you

01:00:16.580 doing

01:00:16.820 brother

01:00:17.160 good

01:00:18.660 all

01:00:21.600 right

01:00:21.920 man

01:00:22.260 you

01:00:23.500 know

01:00:23.620 it's

01:00:23.780 been

01:00:23.940 a

01:00:24.060 while

01:00:24.340 and

01:00:24.500 people

01:00:24.680 have

01:00:24.780 been

01:00:24.880 asking

01:00:25.140 about

01:00:25.520 you

01:00:25.700 and

01:00:25.880 I

01:00:26.340 just

01:00:26.500 wanted

01:00:26.700 to

01:00:26.900 know

01:00:27.180 what

01:00:27.580 the last

01:00:28.840 we heard

01:00:29.260 from

01:00:29.480 you

01:00:29.760 you

01:00:30.640 had

01:00:30.800 a

01:00:30.960 love

01:00:31.240 in

01:00:31.380 your

01:00:31.480 life

01:00:31.840 and

01:00:32.240 you

01:00:32.340 had

01:00:32.460 come

01:00:32.620 across

01:00:32.920 some

01:00:33.140 love

01:00:33.580 and

01:00:34.040 do

01:00:34.140 you

01:00:34.180 remember

01:00:34.440 that

01:00:34.780 I

01:00:35.220 do

01:00:35.460 okay

01:00:36.360 good

01:00:36.740 and

01:00:38.040 tell me

01:00:40.000 about

01:00:40.180 that

01:00:40.440 the girl

01:00:40.860 Madison

01:00:41.300 was her

01:00:41.640 name

01:00:41.900 and

01:00:43.180 you

01:00:43.320 guys

01:00:43.940 and

01:00:44.500 it

01:00:44.640 kind

01:00:44.800 of

01:00:44.920 fizzled

01:00:45.220 quickly

01:00:45.620 I

01:00:45.800 remember

01:00:46.080 is

01:00:46.280 that

01:00:46.400 something

01:00:46.640 I'm

01:00:46.840 recollecting

01:00:47.360 well

01:00:47.680 or

01:00:47.820 no

01:00:48.100 you're

01:00:48.620 right

01:00:48.820 okay

01:00:49.400 and

01:00:50.460 take me

01:00:51.020 through

01:00:51.180 a

01:00:51.300 little

01:00:51.420 bit

01:00:51.580 of

01:00:51.660 that

01:00:51.840 you

01:00:52.040 guys

01:00:52.400 had

01:00:52.600 how

01:00:53.700 many

01:00:57.580 okay

01:00:58.380 and

01:00:59.540 it

01:00:59.740 and

01:01:00.200 then

01:01:00.360 after

01:01:00.620 that

01:01:00.940 what

01:01:01.360 happened

01:01:01.740 things

01:01:03.500 just

01:01:03.700 didn't

01:01:03.900 work

01:01:04.080 out

01:01:04.340 between

01:01:05.280 us

01:01:05.580 so

01:01:05.920 we

01:01:06.040 just

01:01:06.280 we

01:01:07.000 just

01:01:07.240 she

01:01:07.720 went

01:01:07.900 back

01:01:08.100 to

01:01:08.440 a

01:01:09.320 different

01:01:09.540 state

01:01:09.900 and

01:01:10.840 we

01:01:11.220 just

01:01:11.340 never

01:01:11.560 saw

01:01:11.740 each

01:01:11.880 other

01:01:12.020 again

01:01:12.280 and

01:01:13.960 when

01:01:14.180 you

01:01:14.440 say

01:01:14.980 that

01:01:15.400 things

01:01:15.600 didn't

01:01:15.920 work

01:01:16.200 out

01:01:16.440 what

01:01:16.600 does

01:01:16.680 it

01:01:16.760 mean

01:01:16.860 because

01:01:17.020 you

01:01:17.140 really

01:01:17.420 felt

01:01:17.900 like

01:01:18.520 you

01:01:18.620 were

01:01:18.740 into

01:01:18.900 this

01:01:19.140 gal

01:01:19.400 I

01:01:21.080 was

01:01:21.300 indeed

01:01:21.580 but

01:01:23.200 you

01:01:23.740 know

01:01:23.880 hey

01:01:24.280 things

01:01:24.720 happen

01:01:25.040 like

01:01:26.200 what

01:01:26.480 I

01:01:27.980 mean

01:01:28.240 I

01:01:29.700 mean

01:01:29.840 I

01:01:29.960 don't

01:01:30.760 want

01:01:30.880 to

01:01:30.960 get

01:01:31.040 into

01:01:31.180 too

01:01:31.360 much

01:01:31.520 detail

01:01:31.860 obviously

01:01:32.240 but

01:01:33.340 I

01:01:33.980 mean

01:01:34.200 it

01:01:34.620 just

01:01:34.880 I

01:01:35.660 mean

01:01:35.800 she

01:01:36.040 basically

01:01:36.420 just

01:01:36.680 saw

01:01:37.100 another

01:01:37.320 guy

01:01:37.600 she

01:01:38.140 was

01:01:38.240 interested

01:01:38.560 in

01:01:38.700 another

01:01:38.840 guy

01:01:39.120 really

01:01:39.600 and

01:01:40.240 did

01:01:40.340 you

01:01:40.420 ever

01:01:40.560 meet

01:01:40.760 this

01:01:40.940 guy

01:01:41.220 no

01:01:41.800 no

01:01:42.560 he's

01:01:42.920 in

01:01:43.280 her

01:01:44.580 state

01:01:44.920 as

01:01:45.100 well

01:01:45.280 oh

01:01:46.980 it's

01:01:47.260 easier

01:01:47.580 yeah

01:01:48.000 so

01:01:48.860 she's

01:01:49.100 taking

01:01:49.280 the

01:01:49.420 easy

01:01:49.620 way

01:01:49.840 out

01:01:50.040 kind

01:01:50.260 of

01:01:50.340 hitting

01:01:50.640 on

01:01:50.860 a

01:01:51.180 local

01:01:51.480 guy

01:01:51.880 yeah

01:01:52.320 yeah

01:01:54.360 I hate 0.82

01:01:54.600 when chicks

01:01:54.900 do

01:01:55.120 that

01:01:55.380 oh

01:01:55.660 he's

01:01:55.840 in

01:01:55.960 he

01:01:56.120 lives

01:01:56.300 in

01:01:56.420 my

01:01:56.560 state

01:01:56.760 I'm

01:01:56.940 gonna

01:01:57.040 hook up

01:01:57.720 with

01:01:57.860 him

01:01:58.080 you know

01:01:58.420 what

01:02:00.840 what

01:02:02.660 how

01:02:02.920 what

01:02:03.260 else

01:02:03.420 been

01:02:03.560 going

01:02:03.700 on

01:02:03.800 how

01:02:04.000 and

01:02:04.500 has

01:02:04.760 how

01:02:04.960 has

01:02:05.080 love

01:02:05.300 treated

01:02:05.560 you

01:02:05.720 since

01:02:05.960 then

01:02:06.180 has

01:02:06.320 there

01:02:06.440 been

01:02:06.800 anything

01:02:08.000 new

01:02:08.260 on the

01:02:08.540 love

01:02:08.740 horizon

01:02:09.240 not

01:02:10.080 yet

01:02:10.360 but

01:02:10.800 but

01:02:11.940 I

01:02:12.120 you

01:02:12.440 will

01:02:12.560 be

01:02:12.680 the

01:02:12.820 first

01:02:13.000 to

01:02:13.180 know

01:02:13.420 what

01:02:15.480 when

01:02:16.480 something

01:02:16.920 happens

01:02:17.320 oh

01:02:17.980 okay

01:02:18.220 nothing

01:02:18.500 has

01:02:18.700 happened

01:02:18.960 no

01:02:19.280 not

01:02:19.460 yet

01:02:19.640 okay

01:02:19.940 and

01:02:20.780 how

01:02:21.080 how

01:02:21.700 were

01:02:21.780 your

01:02:21.900 holidays

01:02:22.320 did

01:02:22.500 you

01:02:22.600 enjoy

01:02:22.980 did

01:02:23.200 you

01:02:23.300 do

01:02:23.500 something

01:02:23.820 what

01:02:24.000 did

01:02:24.060 you

01:02:24.140 guys

01:02:24.400 do

01:02:24.700 you

01:02:25.340 go

01:02:25.540 to

01:02:25.640 Hawaii

01:02:26.000 no

01:02:26.920 my

01:02:27.240 parents

01:02:27.480 did

01:02:27.740 they're

01:02:28.200 there

01:02:28.440 right

01:02:28.780 now

01:02:29.060 oh

01:02:29.280 wow

01:02:29.580 yeah

01:02:30.060 they

01:02:30.320 left

01:02:30.840 me

01:02:31.000 there

01:02:31.240 they

01:02:31.900 actually

01:02:32.260 left

01:02:32.500 me

01:02:32.620 in

01:02:32.740 California

01:02:33.180 went

01:02:35.220 to

01:02:35.380 Hawaii

01:02:35.740 and

01:02:36.540 now

01:02:37.200 I'm

01:02:37.320 here

01:02:37.500 and

01:02:38.060 do

01:02:38.160 you

01:02:38.220 guys

01:02:38.400 celebrate

01:02:38.720 Christmas

01:02:39.140 yes

01:02:39.680 that's

01:02:40.680 awesome

01:02:40.960 man

01:02:41.200 good

01:02:41.440 I'm

01:02:41.620 glad

01:02:41.860 you

01:02:42.640 got to

01:02:42.920 adapt

01:02:43.100 man

01:02:43.660 what

01:02:46.560 else

01:02:46.840 man

01:02:47.020 what

01:02:47.220 else

01:02:47.420 do

01:02:48.800 we

01:02:48.980 need

01:02:49.280 to

01:02:49.460 know

01:02:49.700 I know

01:02:49.960 it's

01:02:50.160 been

01:02:50.340 a

01:02:50.500 while

01:02:50.800 and

01:02:51.280 I'm

01:02:51.400 glad

01:02:51.600 that

01:02:51.760 you're

01:02:51.880 here

01:02:52.020 now

01:02:52.180 and

01:02:52.280 I'm

01:02:52.380 glad

01:02:52.520 to

01:02:52.620 be

01:02:52.680 able

01:02:52.780 to

01:02:52.920 check

01:02:53.180 in

01:02:53.360 with

01:02:53.540 you

01:02:53.880 do

01:02:55.540 you

01:02:56.200 do

01:02:57.260 you

01:02:57.880 have

01:02:59.300 you

01:02:59.400 been

01:02:59.540 alive

01:02:59.840 what

01:03:00.000 have

01:03:00.100 you

01:03:00.200 been

01:03:00.520 what

01:03:00.900 is

01:03:01.080 going

01:03:01.340 on

01:03:01.820 have

01:03:02.440 I

01:03:02.560 been

01:03:02.740 alive

01:03:03.220 yeah

01:03:03.920 yeah

01:03:04.760 I've

01:03:04.880 been

01:03:04.960 alive

01:03:05.280 okay

01:03:05.660 and

01:03:05.960 what

01:03:06.180 else

01:03:06.440 man

01:03:06.660 give

01:03:06.820 me

01:03:06.920 a

01:03:07.040 little

01:03:07.180 bit

01:03:07.340 more

01:03:07.620 than

01:03:07.820 that

01:03:08.120 give

01:03:08.340 me

01:03:08.640 have

01:03:09.500 you

01:03:09.600 been

01:03:09.740 outdoors

01:03:10.120 you

01:03:10.280 been

01:03:10.440 indoors

01:03:10.860 um

01:03:12.440 I've

01:03:12.660 kind

01:03:12.800 of

01:03:12.880 been

01:03:13.040 staying

01:03:13.320 a

01:03:13.440 little

01:03:13.560 indoors

01:03:13.940 just

01:03:14.220 because

01:03:14.460 of

01:03:14.980 uh

01:03:15.240 covid

01:03:15.520 okay

01:03:16.260 um

01:03:16.560 and

01:03:16.940 is

01:03:17.040 that

01:03:17.200 fear

01:03:17.400 hitting

01:03:17.620 your

01:03:17.780 community

01:03:18.140 a lot

01:03:18.460 or a lot

01:03:18.760 of

01:03:18.840 people

01:03:19.020 going

01:03:19.280 down

01:03:19.640 no

01:03:20.320 everyone's

01:03:20.880 like

01:03:21.100 just

01:03:21.440 saying

01:03:22.320 screw 0.96

01:03:22.600 it 0.56

01:03:22.840 let's

01:03:23.080 go

01:03:23.180 outside

01:03:23.540 do

01:03:24.200 Vietnamese

01:03:24.640 people

01:03:25.000 get

01:03:25.240 covid

01:03:25.560 a lot

01:03:25.840 or no

01:03:26.180 I

01:03:27.460 have

01:03:27.620 no

01:03:27.820 idea

01:03:28.160 okay

01:03:30.780 keeping

01:03:32.400 it

01:03:32.580 close

01:03:32.860 to

01:03:33.020 the

01:03:33.180 vest

01:03:33.700 um

01:03:34.980 Riley

01:03:36.660 now

01:03:36.880 you'll

01:03:37.120 be

01:03:37.260 uh

01:03:37.560 you're

01:03:37.860 you'll

01:03:38.220 be

01:03:38.400 in

01:03:38.640 uh

01:03:38.940 the

01:03:39.440 um

01:03:40.280 Christmas

01:03:41.280 talent

01:03:41.580 extravaganza

01:03:42.340 I

01:03:42.860 will

01:03:43.020 be

01:03:43.240 exciting

01:03:44.620 exciting

01:03:46.500 I'm

01:03:46.760 excited

01:03:47.040 to see

01:03:47.340 that

01:03:47.540 man

01:03:47.760 and

01:03:48.260 I'm

01:03:48.420 grateful

01:03:48.660 that

01:03:48.980 um

01:03:49.460 that

01:03:50.600 you

01:03:50.720 pop

01:03:50.980 back

01:03:51.240 in

01:03:51.440 and

01:03:51.520 I'm

01:03:51.620 grateful

01:03:51.840 that

01:03:52.200 you

01:03:52.640 know

01:03:52.740 hopefully

01:03:52.980 we'll

01:03:53.160 hear

01:03:53.280 more

01:03:53.840 from

01:03:54.060 you

01:03:54.120 what

01:03:54.300 kind

01:03:54.460 of

01:03:54.580 ladies 0.99

01:03:54.820 if

01:03:54.980 there's

01:03:55.120 a

01:03:55.280 lady

01:03:55.520 out

01:03:55.820 there

01:03:56.160 that

01:03:57.340 really

01:03:57.600 fancies

01:03:58.180 a man

01:03:58.540 like

01:03:58.740 yourself

01:03:59.160 you know

01:03:59.560 a small

01:04:00.160 you know

01:04:00.520 not small

01:04:01.020 but a

01:04:01.360 still

01:04:01.900 growing

01:04:02.480 maturing

01:04:03.320 uh

01:04:04.340 malleable

01:04:05.240 you know

01:04:06.560 uh

01:04:06.920 eastern

01:04:07.320 kind

01:04:07.700 of

01:04:07.960 you know

01:04:08.300 western

01:04:11.280 what

01:04:11.920 what type

01:04:13.500 of woman

01:04:13.960 do you

01:04:14.280 think

01:04:14.600 does

01:04:15.420 would

01:04:15.800 deserve

01:04:16.120 a man

01:04:16.460 like

01:04:16.660 you

01:04:16.880 or

01:04:17.520 is

01:04:17.720 a good

01:04:17.980 woman 0.99

01:04:18.280 um

01:04:19.140 I'm

01:04:19.620 not

01:04:19.960 I'm

01:04:20.760 not a

01:04:21.000 guy

01:04:21.200 to be

01:04:22.220 too

01:04:22.540 picky

01:04:22.800 um

01:04:24.220 I mean

01:04:25.160 just

01:04:25.500 someone

01:04:26.340 that

01:04:26.620 you know

01:04:27.080 treats

01:04:27.360 a guy

01:04:27.580 right

01:04:27.860 simple

01:04:29.440 as that

01:04:29.840 do you

01:04:30.620 feel like

01:04:30.860 there's

01:04:31.180 did

01:04:31.840 Madison

01:04:32.280 leave you

01:04:32.620 feeling

01:04:32.820 like there

01:04:33.160 aren't

01:04:33.380 good

01:04:33.580 women 1.00

01:04:33.820 out

01:04:34.040 there

01:04:34.260 or

01:04:34.420 did

01:04:34.560 you

01:04:34.700 did

01:04:34.880 it

01:04:35.000 leave

01:04:35.160 you

01:04:35.280 hopeful

01:04:35.660 or

01:04:35.920 hopeless

01:04:36.360 did

01:04:36.580 you

01:04:36.680 feel

01:04:36.880 like

01:04:37.140 it

01:04:37.540 it

01:04:37.560 made

01:04:37.980 me

01:04:38.120 hopeful

01:04:38.440 definitely

01:04:39.020 really

01:04:39.840 that's

01:04:41.360 awesome

01:04:41.660 man

01:04:41.880 and

01:04:42.260 what

01:04:42.520 um

01:04:42.900 what

01:04:45.060 do

01:04:45.320 you

01:04:45.560 do

01:04:46.360 you

01:04:46.560 envision

01:04:47.000 like

01:04:47.400 any

01:04:47.880 future

01:04:48.320 moves

01:04:48.700 with

01:04:48.820 women 1.00

01:04:48.960 because

01:04:49.100 that

01:04:49.200 was

01:04:49.300 your

01:04:49.400 first

01:04:49.620 kiss

01:04:49.920 right

01:04:50.180 right

01:04:50.500 and

01:04:51.380 do

01:04:51.580 you

01:04:51.740 envision

01:04:52.260 like

01:04:52.620 I'm

01:04:53.040 sure

01:04:53.180 you

01:04:53.320 started

01:04:53.560 to

01:04:53.780 fantasize

01:04:54.360 oh

01:04:54.500 this

01:04:54.660 is

01:04:54.740 going

01:04:54.820 to

01:04:54.860 go

01:04:54.960 to

01:04:55.060 another

01:04:55.300 place

01:04:55.680 like

01:04:55.840 I've

01:04:55.980 done

01:04:56.120 this

01:04:56.280 with

01:04:56.420 women 1.00

01:04:56.640 you

01:04:56.800 know

01:04:56.920 it's

01:04:57.080 like

01:04:57.200 you

01:04:57.300 get

01:04:57.440 the

01:04:57.580 kiss

01:04:57.980 and

01:04:58.160 you

01:04:58.280 think

01:04:58.480 you're

01:04:58.680 gonna

01:04:58.760 get

01:04:59.100 you

01:04:59.580 know

01:04:59.680 a

01:04:59.860 double

01:05:08.440 gusted

01:05:08.680 with

01:05:08.880 yourself

01:05:09.220 or

01:05:09.460 touching

01:05:10.100 yourself

01:05:10.600 but

01:05:11.560 do

01:05:11.800 you

01:05:12.380 uh

01:05:13.040 how

01:05:13.760 did

01:05:13.940 you

01:05:14.100 get

01:05:14.440 like

01:05:15.020 how

01:05:15.400 did

01:05:15.560 you

01:05:15.700 stop

01:05:15.960 the

01:05:16.160 fantasies

01:05:16.700 and

01:05:16.860 stuff

01:05:17.040 how

01:05:17.180 did

01:05:17.320 you

01:05:17.400 get

01:05:17.520 away

01:05:17.680 from

01:05:17.880 that

01:05:18.200 um

01:05:20.100 I

01:05:21.760 mean

01:05:21.920 honestly

01:05:22.280 I

01:05:22.480 just

01:05:22.700 said

01:05:23.160 or

01:05:23.800 I

01:05:23.900 just

01:05:24.040 thought

01:05:24.200 in

01:05:24.280 my

01:05:24.380 head

01:05:24.580 you

01:05:24.820 know

01:05:25.060 hey

01:05:25.560 she

01:05:25.760 wasn't

01:05:26.040 the

01:05:26.160 one

01:05:26.420 move

01:05:27.460 on

01:05:27.700 there's

01:05:28.660 plenty

01:05:29.060 of

01:05:29.200 people

01:05:29.400 out

01:05:29.580 there

01:05:29.940 there

01:05:31.800 you

01:05:31.940 go

01:05:32.260 there's

01:05:33.140 plenty

01:05:33.480 of

01:05:33.700 coy

01:05:34.020 in

01:05:34.220 the

01:05:34.340 pond

01:05:34.760 right

01:05:35.000 there

01:05:35.480 maybe

01:05:36.340 we'll

01:05:36.500 find

01:05:36.720 you

01:05:36.820 a

01:05:36.940 love

01:05:37.180 out

01:05:37.360 there

01:05:37.520 Riley

01:05:37.720 you

01:05:37.860 never

01:05:38.040 know

01:05:38.360 true

01:05:39.180 never

01:05:40.340 know

01:05:40.480 what

01:05:40.600 happens

01:05:40.960 and

01:05:42.720 do you

01:05:42.940 have

01:05:43.080 any

01:05:43.260 other

01:05:43.580 any

01:05:44.700 other

01:05:45.080 words

01:05:45.560 of

01:05:45.700 wisdom

01:05:46.080 no

01:05:48.680 Riley

01:05:54.460 Mao

01:05:54.800 ladies 0.99

01:05:55.060 and

01:05:55.240 gentlemen

01:05:55.480 man

01:05:55.780 thank

01:05:56.020 you

01:05:56.140 thank

01:05:56.540 you

01:05:56.660 so

01:05:56.780 much

01:05:56.920 for

01:05:57.040 being

01:05:57.180 here

01:05:57.380 and

01:05:57.500 we'll

01:05:57.760 hope

01:05:57.900 you'll

01:05:58.040 come

01:05:58.160 back

01:05:58.340 soon

01:05:58.540 we'll

01:05:58.720 see

01:05:58.920 you

01:05:59.100 at

01:05:59.340 the

01:05:59.760 belated

01:06:01.180 Christmas

01:06:01.720 talent

01:06:02.300 extravaganza

01:06:03.140 on

01:06:03.300 January

01:06:03.540 15th

01:06:04.380 8pm

01:06:05.020 Central

01:06:05.500 Standard

01:06:06.380 Time

01:06:07.240 I don't

01:06:09.640 even

01:06:09.840 know

01:06:10.340 let me

01:06:10.800 think

01:06:11.160 if there

01:06:12.220 was

01:06:12.780 a

01:06:13.340 song

01:06:14.440 oh I

01:06:15.520 know

01:06:15.620 what

01:06:15.760 this

01:06:15.980 is

01:06:16.360 I

01:06:16.820 wanted

01:06:17.020 to

01:06:17.480 play

01:06:18.120 this

01:06:18.540 on

01:06:18.780 the

01:06:18.900 way

01:06:19.140 out

01:06:19.520 you

01:06:20.920 guys

01:06:21.120 thank

01:06:21.320 you

01:06:21.400 for

01:06:21.520 supporting

01:06:21.960 this

01:06:22.860 past

01:06:23.180 weekend

01:06:23.580 thank

01:06:23.820 you

01:06:23.920 for

01:06:24.040 supporting

01:06:24.300 our

01:06:24.500 sponsors

01:06:25.000 you

01:06:27.640 know

01:06:27.820 we

01:06:27.980 got

01:06:28.140 some

01:06:28.300 new

01:06:28.440 get

01:06:28.580 that

01:06:28.740 hitter

01:06:28.960 merch

01:06:29.220 that's

01:06:29.420 out

01:06:29.600 there

01:06:29.960 and

01:06:30.780 a

01:06:31.400 lot

01:06:33.560 of

01:06:33.680 stuff

01:06:34.020 but we

01:06:34.380 don't

01:06:34.480 have

01:06:34.580 to

01:06:34.640 get

01:06:34.760 to

01:06:35.200 it

01:06:35.360 all

01:06:35.740 today

01:06:36.400 take

01:06:37.380 care

01:06:37.600 of

01:06:37.680 yourselves

01:06:38.120 stay

01:06:38.640 confident

01:06:39.180 go

01:06:39.960 saints

01:06:40.320 go

01:06:40.760 bills

01:06:41.140 and

01:06:41.920 I'll

01:06:42.960 see you

01:06:43.220 guys

01:06:43.480 on

01:06:43.720 Friday

01:06:44.020 nights

01:07:14.540 have

01:07:14.660 have

01:07:14.680 some

01:07:15.100 fun

01:07:15.600 while

01:07:16.060 we

01:07:16.480 all

01:07:16.920 die

01:07:17.700 celebrate

01:07:20.400 dark

01:07:21.100 days

01:07:22.380 celebrate

01:07:23.860 all

01:07:24.500 your

01:07:25.120 fame

01:07:26.020 this is

01:07:27.020 Spencer

01:07:27.380 Jacob

01:07:27.920 growl 0.59

01:07:28.980 with

01:07:31.400 never

01:07:31.700 home

01:07:32.180 let's

01:07:35.300 have

01:07:35.560 some

01:07:35.940 fun

01:07:36.440 while

01:07:36.920 we

01:07:37.300 all

01:07:37.780 die 0.99

01:07:38.420 you 1.00

01:08:00.160 you guys

01:08:00.300 be good

01:08:00.580 to

01:08:00.660 yourselves

01:08:01.000 man

01:08:01.300 you guys

01:08:01.660 deserve

01:08:02.000 it

01:08:02.240 love you

01:08:02.800 see you

01:08:03.020 next time

01:08:03.440 ladies and gentlemen

01:08:04.740 I'm Jonathan

01:08:05.560 kite and welcome to kite club

01:08:07.280 a podcast where I'll be sharing thoughts on things like current events

01:08:10.920 stand-up stories and seven ways to pleasure your partner

01:08:14.460 the answer may shock you

01:08:16.360 sometimes I'll interview my friends

01:08:18.380 sometimes I won't

01:08:19.700 and as always I'll be joined by the voices in my head

01:08:23.200 you have three new voice messages

01:08:26.080 a lot of people are talking about kite club

01:08:29.080 I've been talking about kite club for so long

01:08:31.880 longer than anybody else

01:08:33.520 so great

01:08:34.340 hi

01:08:35.300 sweet

01:08:35.860 easy deal

01:08:37.360 anyone who doesn't listen to kite club 1.00

01:08:39.820 is a dodgy bloody wanker 1.00

01:08:41.860 Charmaine 1.00

01:08:42.540 I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese

01:08:45.840 and a McFlurry

01:08:46.880 sorry sir but our ice cream machine is broken

01:08:48.720 oh

01:08:49.340 no

01:08:50.600 I think Tom Hanks just butt dialed me

01:08:53.680 anyway

01:08:54.120 first rule of kite club is

01:08:56.080 tell everyone about kite club

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 15, 2021

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