This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 15, 2021


E317 Round Italians


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

137.6172

Word Count

9,521

Sentence Count

19

Misogynist Sentences

39

Hate Speech Sentences

46


Summary

In this episode I talk about the loss of a young man who died at a young age and how it affected me. I also reminisce about some of my childhood memories and how I grew up in the 60's and 70's.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 you know it baby you know it and you don't isn't that fascinating
00:00:04.640 you know i remember when i was young they had a fella in my neighborhood this little boy named
00:00:14.400 low allen and god damn he was small brother he couldn't even he he couldn't even put a large
00:00:22.140 grape in his mouth i mean yeah he had to yet to shove it in and he was on every prayer list my god he was
00:00:34.220 just a young fella just monopolized the prayer lists around every day every prayer list alan alan
00:00:44.540 alan alan again alan times two yes man so many prayers went up for small island man and
00:00:53.240 you know i'm thinking about him i know uh that actually today is his birthday
00:00:56.740 and that is january 14
00:01:00.500 in the year 2021 that's where we are and i don't know if you're bill or ted
00:01:09.020 but we're in the future i don't know if you're tamra i don't know hell i don't know who you are
00:01:16.680 because i don't know you i do not know you
00:01:21.220 but it's a wild one out there man they need to start making underpants thicker because
00:01:27.300 shit is getting real let's get into it
00:01:33.620 come on you thinking oh there's no way he's gonna play it again huh well
00:01:44.280 i'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could i be so far from now
00:01:55.280 oh come on tell him travis
00:01:58.940 and my mind is somewhere else but when i find it i'll catch up where it's been
00:02:06.160 come on baby
00:02:08.340 now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm falling like these leaves i must be
00:02:17.940 cornerstone oh but when i reach that crowd i'll share this peace of mind i found i can feel it
00:02:28.900 in my bones come on
00:02:31.400 but it's gonna take a little time for me to split that parking brake and let myself unwind
00:02:43.360 shine that light on me
00:02:47.360 i'll sit and tell you my stories
00:02:53.060 shine
00:02:55.340 shine on me
00:02:57.940 and i will find a song
00:03:02.140 i will sing it just for you
00:03:05.800 and that you know that's bishop gun shine
00:03:14.440 and you want to put somebody in your peril let's put that band on it right there
00:03:18.900 you know they got so close to uh real stardom they really got close to it
00:03:25.140 and it really and it and it fell apart
00:03:28.860 you know it's hard to it's hard to
00:03:33.120 you know they really had it for a moment i mean they had it them boys they were opening up for the rolling stones there
00:03:39.560 and that's not a geometric deal that is a famous musical
00:03:44.540 act
00:03:45.880 or you know group talent quadrant
00:03:48.780 and um
00:03:51.140 and um
00:03:53.920 and they were opening up for them
00:03:55.520 and damn dallas
00:03:56.980 one of the probably 15 20 biggest cities
00:04:00.260 opening up
00:04:03.160 for the
00:04:04.000 roastos baby
00:04:05.600 and they let it all fall through their fingers man
00:04:12.580 but for a moment for a moment
00:04:17.200 they had it
00:04:18.600 you know it's interesting to think sometimes how small a moment is
00:04:24.880 you know there's moments in my life where i want to
00:04:29.620 you know i just want to hold on to it i want to you know i want to capture the moment i want to
00:04:35.020 it could be a birthday party
00:04:37.380 and you're blowing out a candle when you're seeing that flame go out and you catch the eye of a real fine
00:04:44.560 match in the distance
00:04:46.700 and you want that moment to last you want to know hey baby
00:04:52.200 i'm fucking cutting the flame off these fucking
00:04:55.460 off these confectioners right here
00:04:58.240 off these sugar fucking squadrons baby i you know i got us you want to look her in the eyes and say look
00:05:04.140 there's more sweet where this came from here
00:05:07.680 you know and you want to hold that moment
00:05:12.420 you know i remember when i was young when i was a child they had um
00:05:18.220 a little area by us it was
00:05:21.420 a little preschool
00:05:23.880 and my mom said point blank you want to go to preschool and i said do i have to go she said no
00:05:30.860 and i said well let me up in that bitch let me see what they're doing in that bitch down let me see what
00:05:37.020 they're doing in that bitch down mom
00:05:38.960 and i went in and they wasn't doing much they let anybody in preschool
00:05:44.960 now college is different you got a test to get into it
00:05:49.760 but for preschool you just got to have some mf or drop you off before 7 a.m that was the only
00:05:58.000 you know that was the act that was it
00:06:02.100 could you get out of a station wagon before 7 a.m
00:06:08.860 then you qualify
00:06:10.260 and we we'd get in there we'd sit on the carpet
00:06:14.740 they had a square carpet
00:06:16.800 and it had all the numbers and letters on it
00:06:19.440 or at least most of them i didn't know all of them
00:06:24.200 i probably knew to about l
00:06:27.360 and they had definitely one through zero on it going up to nine and then zero
00:06:33.140 and people would sit there and add one television they played different cartoons on it
00:06:39.360 they played uh um gummy bears on it
00:06:42.420 and gum now it's a damn sugar treat when i was young gummy bears was a damn
00:06:48.580 hell it was a fucking
00:06:50.320 it was a program
00:06:51.900 these were you know
00:06:54.260 these were
00:06:56.420 as a child you thought maybe you might meet them one day in the woods
00:07:00.000 and now it's a damn you know it's something they sell you know it looks like a damn bait
00:07:05.100 they sell that you know
00:07:06.640 they sell it at the checkout by you know
00:07:09.000 it's a basic snack
00:07:11.660 it's barely a damn sugar snack
00:07:13.120 shit looks japanese really
00:07:16.160 but we enjoyed that man gummy bear
00:07:21.480 but we would sit there and some kids would piss themselves
00:07:26.060 some kids didn't even know how to work their bladder
00:07:27.940 the parents would bring them there and they'd just piss out
00:07:30.120 unbelievable
00:07:33.220 and i remember outside in the schoolyard there they had a little
00:07:39.500 somebody cut down a tree
00:07:40.780 and had about three feet of it left up out of the ground
00:07:43.900 and i remember one kid ran and jumped over it
00:07:49.120 this little fellow named mikey
00:07:51.700 and they called him roger but
00:07:54.220 his name was mikey
00:07:56.560 but they called him roger
00:07:59.120 but um
00:08:00.340 he ran and jumped over it
00:08:02.260 and i thought well i can do that
00:08:03.860 i could run and jump over that
00:08:06.420 but i didn't really have the same gym
00:08:09.940 gymnetics
00:08:10.740 i didn't have the same gymnetics as mikey roger baby
00:08:14.160 and i
00:08:14.500 you know
00:08:15.680 you know my father was in his 70s
00:08:17.780 my mother would deliver cookies at the time
00:08:19.740 and uh
00:08:20.460 you know
00:08:21.340 that's not the real makeup of a damn
00:08:23.660 preschool gale sayers
00:08:25.780 so i ran i jumped
00:08:29.440 and
00:08:29.840 at the time i barely had a real
00:08:33.100 i mean i barely had a earl gray of a nutsack
00:08:39.180 and it caught on to the damn
00:08:42.300 you know
00:08:43.560 whatever tree that was
00:08:45.180 and somebody had undeniably cut the tree down for christmas
00:08:49.380 it was
00:08:49.680 this was right after christmas
00:08:51.420 and somebody cut that bitch down and got it home
00:08:54.600 and realized it was like a damn
00:08:55.920 hickory
00:08:56.780 or a baby maple
00:08:57.820 and said f it
00:09:00.460 and just put it in the yard
00:09:01.440 but um
00:09:02.560 but damn boy
00:09:06.000 if i didn't snag the lord's eyelid
00:09:09.160 baby my nutsack on that thing
00:09:10.940 and
00:09:11.160 and that hurt man
00:09:14.460 um
00:09:15.280 but yeah
00:09:17.820 you know that's preschool
00:09:20.740 and it's
00:09:22.000 uh
00:09:22.780 it's hit or miss baby
00:09:25.400 it's hit or miss
00:09:26.000 what's going on with you guys
00:09:28.260 oh i gotta tell you
00:09:30.020 we have the
00:09:30.920 and i'm excited
00:09:32.780 thank you guys for being here today
00:09:34.340 um
00:09:35.500 fresh off that dustin poirier episode
00:09:38.680 i think i realized
00:09:42.040 i've just
00:09:42.740 i've turned into too much of a dustin fan
00:09:45.180 to maybe talk with him sometimes
00:09:47.860 i just such a
00:09:48.880 you know i'm just a fan
00:09:51.820 so much of who he is as a person
00:09:53.760 and uh
00:09:54.700 and as a friend
00:09:56.020 he's been a good friend to me
00:09:57.040 and um
00:09:57.720 you know we've
00:09:58.540 we've kind of
00:09:58.980 we've developed a friendship
00:10:00.240 over the years some
00:10:01.060 and i'm not gonna say
00:10:02.060 we're best friends
00:10:02.700 or nothing like that dude
00:10:03.760 because you know
00:10:04.560 uh
00:10:05.060 i'm an adult
00:10:06.020 and we don't really have best friends
00:10:07.020 at this age
00:10:07.560 but um
00:10:08.860 but he
00:10:10.780 you know
00:10:11.200 obviously i'm a fan
00:10:12.840 undeniably
00:10:13.720 and
00:10:14.780 i'm just excited for him
00:10:16.340 and
00:10:16.480 and it was just
00:10:17.320 i was just so excited
00:10:18.500 to have him on
00:10:19.280 and just like you know
00:10:20.260 i was just grateful
00:10:21.300 that he gave me that time
00:10:22.400 this guy's about to
00:10:23.080 this man's in abu dhabi
00:10:24.720 you man
00:10:25.880 this man's in the desert baby
00:10:27.960 he's out there about to
00:10:30.000 sand wrestle
00:10:30.760 in that sand
00:10:31.640 castle
00:10:32.720 he's about to castle roll
00:10:38.200 you feel me
00:10:38.960 um
00:10:40.440 and i just
00:10:42.860 you know
00:10:43.140 he's got to get connor to the ground
00:10:44.260 i think
00:10:44.480 but well
00:10:45.000 you know
00:10:45.560 and i want to sit there
00:10:46.340 and say
00:10:46.600 but i don't know
00:10:47.560 i don't know
00:10:49.620 some bit
00:10:52.060 some bad bitch over there
00:10:53.320 the uh
00:10:54.060 nashville mma
00:10:55.140 put me into a damn figure nine
00:10:56.700 last week
00:10:57.360 so what
00:10:58.740 you know
00:10:59.220 i can't even answer the phone
00:11:02.300 and one of my
00:11:02.820 one of my hands
00:11:03.500 is all
00:11:03.960 stagnant
00:11:05.300 because of whatever she did
00:11:06.800 to me
00:11:07.080 damn hexed me
00:11:07.820 so i
00:11:11.080 you know
00:11:11.460 i'm
00:11:12.960 all i can do
00:11:13.880 is just
00:11:14.320 we cheer
00:11:14.900 and
00:11:16.280 but win or lose
00:11:17.360 the man's a champion
00:11:18.200 and i was just honored
00:11:18.900 to be in his presence
00:11:19.700 that's honestly how i feel
00:11:21.580 what's going on
00:11:25.260 um
00:11:26.120 what was i thinking about
00:11:27.840 oh we have the
00:11:29.320 show
00:11:30.520 and it is
00:11:31.720 friday night
00:11:32.640 january 15th
00:11:34.480 8 p.m
00:11:35.220 you know
00:11:35.920 i'm
00:11:36.720 i'm just excited
00:11:37.700 to be able to do this
00:11:39.020 with chelsea
00:11:39.740 and uh
00:11:41.260 and we're just gonna try
00:11:42.760 to make it fun
00:11:43.280 and to try something new
00:11:44.640 you know
00:11:47.900 i realize
00:11:48.860 um
00:11:49.500 i realize
00:11:53.320 that sometimes
00:11:54.120 i you know
00:11:54.740 i get it's hard to try
00:11:55.680 something new sometimes
00:11:56.880 as life gets going
00:11:57.840 oh well i know
00:11:59.720 what it's gonna be like
00:12:00.600 well i
00:12:01.020 you know
00:12:02.280 what if people don't like me
00:12:04.080 after it
00:12:04.580 what if
00:12:05.060 you know
00:12:06.620 what if
00:12:07.120 um
00:12:07.800 it's not what i'm used to
00:12:09.460 um
00:12:11.260 and i have some thoughts
00:12:13.140 like that
00:12:13.740 but
00:12:14.180 i'm just trying to lean
00:12:15.280 into it
00:12:15.920 and i'm trying to
00:12:17.640 embrace it
00:12:18.360 you know
00:12:21.420 just grab the mole
00:12:22.820 by the damn mole skin
00:12:24.320 and just shake that
00:12:27.380 yeah
00:12:28.400 but yeah
00:12:32.080 we have sketches
00:12:32.640 you can get a ticket
00:12:33.460 and a ticket means
00:12:34.140 you just
00:12:34.360 you can watch it
00:12:35.240 it's a ten dollar ticket
00:12:37.440 you can sit there
00:12:38.400 8 p.m central standard time
00:12:40.260 january 15th
00:12:41.240 and watch it at home
00:12:42.560 and it's gonna be live
00:12:43.660 we are
00:12:44.220 going
00:12:45.180 live
00:12:46.180 um
00:12:48.160 we got
00:12:48.920 trey lewis will be performing
00:12:50.360 uh
00:12:51.340 larry fleet
00:12:52.160 you heard him on here
00:12:53.120 where i find god
00:12:53.980 he will be performing
00:12:54.980 live
00:12:55.620 uh
00:12:56.440 we have some sketches
00:12:57.300 that are gonna be live
00:12:58.220 we have some sketches
00:12:58.920 uh
00:12:59.660 that we've already put together
00:13:00.840 we have
00:13:01.440 a talent show
00:13:02.660 with some real
00:13:04.860 illegitimate talents
00:13:07.300 and legitimate
00:13:08.240 and illegitimate
00:13:10.820 i mean
00:13:12.380 orphans of talents
00:13:13.560 like i'm talking
00:13:14.720 talents that have
00:13:15.420 never met their parents
00:13:16.360 i'm talking them
00:13:18.020 kind of talents
00:13:18.480 but redheaded talents
00:13:19.400 and uh
00:13:20.820 it's just gonna be
00:13:21.860 something
00:13:22.300 so
00:13:23.480 um
00:13:25.700 what else is going on man
00:13:29.040 oh i had a damn
00:13:31.800 dough
00:13:32.200 my god i had a donut
00:13:33.640 you know i had a
00:13:37.240 oh man
00:13:38.200 i had a donut
00:13:38.640 you ever had a donut
00:13:40.760 where you just
00:13:41.960 where you're eat
00:13:46.760 i mean
00:13:47.180 the whole time i'm eating it
00:13:48.680 all i could hear in my
00:13:49.600 head
00:13:50.000 i could hear that song
00:13:50.860 uh
00:13:51.580 i bet they can't
00:13:52.420 i bet you can't do it
00:13:53.340 like me
00:13:53.820 i bet you can't do it
00:13:55.600 like me
00:13:56.180 oh
00:13:58.860 i bet you can't do it
00:14:00.000 like me
00:14:00.560 uh
00:14:02.400 i think
00:14:02.760 it's like a rap song
00:14:04.400 oh
00:14:04.740 you know
00:14:05.480 it's a urban
00:14:07.660 real that booty
00:14:08.420 shecker
00:14:08.880 oh
00:14:10.300 i bet you can't do it
00:14:11.440 like me
00:14:12.000 you know
00:14:12.540 i mean this thing
00:14:13.720 man
00:14:14.280 i put a
00:14:16.860 and look
00:14:17.500 and i cut this thing
00:14:18.180 in the quarters
00:14:18.640 because i knew
00:14:19.140 out the gate
00:14:19.700 this was a bad
00:14:20.740 bitch
00:14:21.100 this little
00:14:21.580 donut
00:14:21.960 this little
00:14:26.700 sugar cinderella
00:14:28.180 this bitch about to
00:14:29.040 fucking
00:14:29.420 turn into a damn
00:14:32.020 taste gasm
00:14:34.420 at midnight
00:14:35.280 at the stroke
00:14:36.160 of 12
00:14:36.620 in my mouth
00:14:37.220 this thing
00:14:37.720 i could
00:14:38.240 i cut it in the
00:14:38.960 quarters
00:14:39.300 and that's how old
00:14:42.960 i am
00:14:43.180 if somebody ever
00:14:43.640 asks you how old
00:14:44.260 you are
00:14:44.520 you say
00:14:44.740 well i'm at the
00:14:45.200 age where i
00:14:45.620 will cut a donut
00:14:46.640 in the quarters
00:14:47.460 and that's a
00:14:50.580 that's an interesting
00:14:51.460 age baby
00:14:52.320 that's an interesting
00:14:54.500 age out there
00:14:55.320 and i cut this
00:14:56.020 back
00:14:56.200 i mean this
00:14:56.840 bitch was from
00:14:57.400 atlanta
00:14:58.060 you know what
00:14:58.560 i'm saying
00:14:59.000 this bitch was
00:15:00.040 about that
00:15:00.840 life bitch
00:15:01.320 gang
00:15:01.600 they were like
00:15:02.100 me
00:15:02.440 this bitch
00:15:05.240 was about
00:15:05.860 that life
00:15:06.760 you know
00:15:09.240 i mean this
00:15:09.620 bitch had a
00:15:10.040 couple gun
00:15:10.680 shots on her
00:15:11.420 you know a
00:15:11.960 couple gun
00:15:12.580 gun shots
00:15:14.140 in her thigh
00:15:15.140 she was about
00:15:15.860 that life
00:15:16.440 and i cut that
00:15:19.440 thing in the
00:15:19.740 quarters and i
00:15:20.180 had it man
00:15:20.520 it's from
00:15:20.740 five daughters
00:15:21.340 bakery
00:15:21.660 it was in uh
00:15:22.460 out here in
00:15:23.120 the central east
00:15:23.820 and it was
00:15:24.460 oh oh my god
00:15:27.600 this thing made
00:15:30.140 me want a damn
00:15:31.040 i had to check
00:15:34.180 with the lord
00:15:34.640 to make sure we
00:15:35.200 was good after
00:15:35.940 that thing
00:15:36.420 because it was
00:15:36.800 good man
00:15:37.360 but that show
00:15:38.880 is friday
00:15:39.560 uh it's gonna
00:15:40.660 have sketches
00:15:41.240 live music
00:15:42.080 um a talent
00:15:43.780 show
00:15:44.260 you know it's
00:15:45.400 just it's a live
00:15:46.120 show and that's
00:15:46.680 what's interesting
00:15:47.160 about these days
00:15:47.700 that you can do a
00:15:49.040 show and put it
00:15:50.160 straight into
00:15:50.720 people
00:15:51.200 you know i i
00:15:54.240 don't have to
00:15:54.860 go to some
00:15:55.300 big fancy man
00:15:56.420 up there
00:15:56.920 or some fancy
00:15:59.080 woman wishing
00:15:59.780 she was a man
00:16:00.680 at a company
00:16:02.620 somewhere and
00:16:03.260 and saying
00:16:04.160 hey hey
00:16:04.780 hey hey
00:16:05.980 hey hey
00:16:06.660 mr andy
00:16:07.540 hey hey
00:16:09.600 mr yavul
00:16:10.560 mr barbara
00:16:12.080 can i do the
00:16:14.140 show
00:16:14.500 no you can't
00:16:16.500 that's gone
00:16:17.740 and now you
00:16:18.520 can go direct
00:16:19.280 and so it's
00:16:21.080 just gonna be a
00:16:21.560 nice time if
00:16:22.340 you can't be
00:16:22.780 there for uh
00:16:23.520 8 p.m.
00:16:25.740 on friday
00:16:26.700 central standard
00:16:27.640 time you will
00:16:28.560 be able to get
00:16:29.100 the show for a
00:16:29.700 week or 10
00:16:30.180 days after you
00:16:30.800 still be able to
00:16:31.240 go online and
00:16:32.300 uh and watch it
00:16:33.160 but i'm excited
00:16:34.600 it's gonna be a
00:16:35.380 new adventure i'm
00:16:36.080 trying something
00:16:36.840 new and we've
00:16:39.400 been working
00:16:39.760 really really
00:16:40.400 hard uh to
00:16:41.920 put on something
00:16:42.540 good so i'm
00:16:43.580 really grateful
00:16:44.200 to um i'm
00:16:46.660 just grateful to
00:16:47.240 everybody that's
00:16:48.640 been helping me
00:16:49.560 support for the
00:16:51.520 podcast is brought
00:16:53.100 to you by
00:16:53.680 manscaped and
00:16:56.320 it look you're
00:16:57.440 if you're a man
00:16:58.200 you better be
00:16:58.720 scaped out you
00:17:00.840 can't be bringing
00:17:01.540 no you know
00:17:02.300 them hairy nuts
00:17:03.600 out there to the
00:17:04.500 ladies anymore
00:17:05.360 they won't accept
00:17:07.180 it you show up
00:17:09.580 with that little
00:17:10.120 hair bag maybe
00:17:11.040 you show up and
00:17:11.760 your your nuts is
00:17:12.680 all braided on
00:17:13.560 the sides
00:17:14.020 bitch you know
00:17:16.540 you show up and
00:17:17.180 your nuts have a
00:17:17.840 crazy fade they
00:17:18.780 got a ms-13
00:17:19.920 tattoo right
00:17:20.720 there yeah
00:17:22.420 nah those days
00:17:24.120 are over but
00:17:25.920 what i'm telling
00:17:26.380 you about is
00:17:26.740 manscaped who
00:17:29.120 knew smelling
00:17:29.820 this good could
00:17:30.600 feel this good
00:17:31.720 too well
00:17:32.480 manscaped did
00:17:33.520 that's why they
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00:17:39.460 you know that
00:17:40.020 i want to tell
00:17:42.860 you this a lot
00:17:43.340 of times your
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00:17:45.720 if you ever
00:17:48.060 been on a bus
00:17:48.820 or something the
00:17:49.340 bus got abandoned
00:17:50.180 on the side of
00:17:50.780 the road along
00:17:52.280 the long island
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00:17:57.320 been up all night
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00:17:59.020 and you out there
00:17:59.720 and your nuts is
00:18:00.440 sitting right there
00:18:01.200 under you people
00:18:03.440 don't realize that
00:18:04.140 the whole time you
00:18:04.820 blowing a bag of
00:18:05.700 blow you know
00:18:06.740 you know the whole
00:18:08.300 time you freaking
00:18:08.960 snout wrestling
00:18:09.860 an eight ball
00:18:10.640 your nuts is right
00:18:12.240 there with you
00:18:12.860 bro suffering
00:18:13.580 staying up all
00:18:15.100 night they wanted
00:18:16.160 to get some rest
00:18:16.820 maybe they're going
00:18:17.300 to see their
00:18:17.760 aunt maybe they're
00:18:19.520 going to see their
00:18:20.000 cousin tomorrow but
00:18:20.860 not today not now
00:18:22.060 because they've been
00:18:23.440 up all night
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00:19:47.220 after the year we've
00:19:47.920 all been through
00:19:48.640 saving money should
00:19:49.960 be at the top of
00:19:50.640 everyone's resolution
00:19:51.580 list some people
00:19:52.300 you see their list
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00:19:55.840 my friend wrote
00:19:57.820 down go hot
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00:19:59.400 I'm like you
00:20:01.400 I said you mean
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00:20:03.080 is that what you
00:20:04.140 mean Quincy
00:20:04.820 he said oh yeah
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00:21:45.060 what else
00:21:50.880 yeah we got
00:21:53.220 the show
00:21:53.740 on Friday
00:21:54.880 you can get
00:21:55.180 a ticket
00:21:55.500 in the
00:21:55.920 links below
00:21:56.680 we have
00:21:57.400 you know
00:22:00.980 I
00:22:03.180 I was
00:22:04.620 thinking
00:22:04.860 when I
00:22:05.300 was young
00:22:05.860 they had
00:22:06.340 we used
00:22:06.920 to go to
00:22:07.240 this place
00:22:07.660 BJ's
00:22:08.620 and
00:22:10.780 some people
00:22:13.620 think it
00:22:13.940 means blow
00:22:14.400 jobs but
00:22:15.120 we don't
00:22:15.380 know what
00:22:15.640 it meant
00:22:16.040 but they
00:22:17.260 sold
00:22:17.660 pizza
00:22:19.720 you know
00:22:20.980 round
00:22:21.300 Italian
00:22:21.780 and we
00:22:27.560 would go
00:22:27.920 over there
00:22:28.220 and mom
00:22:29.340 would take
00:22:29.660 us over
00:22:29.980 there
00:22:30.200 and they
00:22:32.100 had a lot
00:22:32.540 of little
00:22:32.860 teams in
00:22:33.540 there
00:22:33.760 you know
00:22:34.640 the bobcats
00:22:35.480 little softball
00:22:36.360 or something
00:22:36.800 or they have a
00:22:38.400 little handicapped
00:22:39.100 little you know
00:22:40.240 you know
00:22:41.600 hot wheels
00:22:42.420 little handicap
00:22:43.680 kickball team
00:22:46.340 or something
00:22:46.600 they'd be in
00:22:47.040 there
00:22:47.160 them bitches
00:22:47.660 you know
00:22:48.500 we come
00:22:49.020 and we
00:22:49.320 and we never
00:22:50.400 played shit
00:22:51.000 we'd just be in
00:22:51.680 there
00:22:51.920 our family
00:22:52.800 and they had
00:22:55.200 bad pizza
00:22:55.900 over there
00:22:56.320 in Covington
00:22:57.180 Louisiana
00:22:57.540 they had bad
00:22:58.400 pizza
00:22:58.800 then the middle
00:23:00.060 was real wet
00:23:00.800 and the middle
00:23:03.240 was real
00:23:04.400 wet
00:23:04.820 and on some
00:23:06.800 things you want
00:23:07.420 a wet
00:23:07.740 middle
00:23:08.120 but uh
00:23:11.120 pizza
00:23:11.360 ain't
00:23:11.660 but uh
00:23:13.620 pizza
00:23:13.860 ain't one
00:23:14.260 of them
00:23:14.520 so
00:23:16.640 we'd be in
00:23:18.140 there and
00:23:18.580 you know
00:23:18.880 we had our
00:23:19.740 allowance and
00:23:20.480 we'd earned
00:23:22.600 it mom usually
00:23:23.180 kept more
00:23:23.660 than we usually
00:23:24.560 earned more
00:23:25.180 than we got
00:23:25.760 my mom had
00:23:29.060 this allowance
00:23:29.580 system where
00:23:30.160 you never got
00:23:30.740 it all
00:23:31.160 and um
00:23:33.840 and shout
00:23:35.900 out to my
00:23:36.180 boys uh
00:23:36.940 Patrick out
00:23:37.520 there and he
00:23:37.900 uh
00:23:38.340 he one time
00:23:40.060 won a family
00:23:40.980 football pool
00:23:42.380 it was his
00:23:43.460 whole family
00:23:43.960 40 50 members
00:23:45.100 when we were
00:23:46.500 in like
00:23:47.100 third grade
00:23:48.380 he won it
00:23:48.900 and he won
00:23:49.760 like twelve
00:23:50.260 hundred dollars
00:23:50.740 this is a long
00:23:51.680 time ago
00:23:52.120 and his mother
00:23:53.080 convinced him
00:23:53.920 to buy a
00:23:55.440 Christmas village
00:23:56.940 and so
00:24:00.720 he didn't
00:24:01.040 know any
00:24:01.300 better
00:24:01.540 you know
00:24:02.060 he's damn
00:24:02.440 nine
00:24:02.820 and so
00:24:03.940 he bought
00:24:04.260 it
00:24:04.500 he picked
00:24:06.060 all the
00:24:06.460 teams
00:24:06.780 Stanford
00:24:07.260 Texas
00:24:07.720 Tech
00:24:08.300 Old Dominion
00:24:09.340 he picked
00:24:09.740 it all
00:24:10.180 Michigan
00:24:10.740 and by
00:24:13.340 the
00:24:13.440 but by
00:24:13.780 after
00:24:14.080 he won
00:24:14.520 he won
00:24:14.540 a damn
00:24:14.740 twelve
00:24:15.000 hundred
00:24:15.160 dollars
00:24:15.860 which is
00:24:18.140 like
00:24:18.260 four
00:24:18.640 thousand
00:24:19.220 dollars
00:24:19.560 today
00:24:19.760 and his
00:24:20.500 mother
00:24:20.940 he said
00:24:21.740 my mom
00:24:22.000 want that
00:24:22.260 money
00:24:22.420 she said
00:24:22.720 well you
00:24:23.080 should
00:24:23.260 invest it
00:24:24.000 and she
00:24:26.500 made him
00:24:26.760 buy a
00:24:27.060 damn
00:24:27.320 Christmas
00:24:28.480 village
00:24:29.580 that you
00:24:30.540 put out
00:24:30.940 on the
00:24:31.160 table
00:24:31.500 and if
00:24:34.380 you think
00:24:34.680 their
00:24:34.880 relationship
00:24:35.400 is
00:24:35.780 booming
00:24:36.500 today
00:24:37.060 then
00:24:37.560 you don't
00:24:39.640 know
00:24:39.860 big
00:24:40.160 business
00:24:41.120 but I
00:24:44.860 remember
00:24:45.020 we'd go
00:24:45.340 over there
00:24:45.560 to BJ's
00:24:46.140 Pizza
00:24:46.460 and
00:24:46.820 that
00:24:48.000 video
00:24:48.400 games
00:24:48.940 in there
00:24:49.460 and
00:24:49.740 you had to
00:24:51.380 get the
00:24:51.680 manager
00:24:52.080 sometimes
00:24:52.420 the pinball
00:24:53.120 wouldn't
00:24:53.400 work
00:24:53.660 well
00:24:54.020 you had to
00:24:56.720 get the
00:24:57.020 manager
00:24:57.500 over there
00:24:58.000 this
00:24:58.200 fella
00:24:58.480 to come
00:24:58.860 and put
00:24:59.160 the ball
00:24:59.540 if you
00:25:00.340 know
00:25:00.440 the ball
00:25:00.820 would
00:25:01.020 disappear
00:25:01.500 and he
00:25:01.800 this guy
00:25:02.260 always had
00:25:02.640 a couple
00:25:02.940 extra
00:25:03.220 on him
00:25:03.640 and the
00:25:05.600 guy
00:25:05.800 honestly
00:25:06.420 homosexual
00:25:08.260 I'll be
00:25:08.640 honest
00:25:08.980 bro
00:25:09.260 and I
00:25:11.440 didn't know
00:25:11.660 at the
00:25:11.880 time I
00:25:12.220 was like
00:25:12.420 oh he's
00:25:12.720 just
00:25:12.900 friendly
00:25:13.380 he likes
00:25:13.800 to touch
00:25:14.160 my neck
00:25:14.640 and back
00:25:15.080 a lot
00:25:15.560 and he's
00:25:15.960 you know
00:25:16.280 old
00:25:16.540 a lot
00:25:16.820 older
00:25:17.200 and you
00:25:18.460 know
00:25:18.800 and he
00:25:19.900 wears deodorant
00:25:20.640 on his
00:25:20.920 arms
00:25:21.320 full arm
00:25:22.120 but now
00:25:24.100 I know
00:25:24.340 what I'm
00:25:24.560 saying
00:25:24.800 basically
00:25:25.200 I'm
00:25:25.460 sex
00:25:25.800 or home
00:25:27.600 they call
00:25:28.700 them
00:25:28.820 homeowners
00:25:29.300 and I
00:25:29.720 don't
00:25:29.920 but they
00:25:30.220 do
00:25:30.460 but I
00:25:30.840 sometimes
00:25:31.580 I do
00:25:32.060 and
00:25:34.980 um
00:25:36.000 we're
00:25:36.640 talking
00:25:36.780 about
00:25:37.080 uh
00:25:37.800 damn
00:25:42.140 I don't
00:25:42.320 even
00:25:42.420 know
00:25:42.620 um
00:25:43.200 oh
00:25:46.360 mom
00:25:46.620 would
00:25:46.780 take
00:25:47.020 us
00:25:47.180 over
00:25:47.360 there
00:25:47.620 and
00:25:48.760 we'd
00:25:48.960 get
00:25:49.060 us
00:25:49.180 a little
00:25:49.340 bit
00:25:49.460 of
00:25:49.580 allowance
00:25:49.980 we'd
00:25:50.140 have
00:25:50.200 our
00:25:50.300 allowance
00:25:50.560 and
00:25:50.720 mom
00:25:51.120 they
00:25:51.280 had
00:25:51.400 a little
00:25:51.680 video
00:25:52.340 gaming
00:25:54.080 machine
00:25:54.540 legalized
00:25:56.060 video
00:25:56.440 gambling
00:25:56.980 you know
00:25:58.560 slots
00:25:59.000 little
00:25:59.280 and it
00:26:01.180 was the
00:26:01.400 one
00:26:01.560 the early
00:26:01.960 ones
00:26:02.140 that
00:26:02.260 just
00:26:02.420 had
00:26:02.560 the
00:26:02.680 cards
00:26:03.020 it
00:26:03.180 was
00:26:03.320 just
00:26:03.600 the
00:26:03.940 five
00:26:04.680 cards
00:26:05.120 you
00:26:05.280 hold
00:26:05.580 a
00:26:05.740 couple
00:26:06.060 and
00:26:07.580 we'd
00:26:07.800 be
00:26:07.900 dude
00:26:08.040 I'd
00:26:08.220 be
00:26:08.300 damn
00:26:08.480 10
00:26:08.840 years
00:26:09.100 old
00:26:09.660 up
00:26:10.940 against
00:26:11.180 they
00:26:11.320 had
00:26:11.460 those
00:26:11.660 you
00:26:12.000 know
00:26:12.100 those
00:26:12.320 western
00:26:13.360 doors
00:26:13.960 and
00:26:16.520 in
00:26:16.680 there
00:26:16.860 they
00:26:17.000 had
00:26:17.160 three
00:26:17.440 little
00:26:17.780 setups
00:26:18.460 and
00:26:20.260 somebody
00:26:20.560 had
00:26:20.760 pissed
00:26:22.240 back
00:26:22.460 behind
00:26:22.760 a couple
00:26:23.080 of
00:26:23.220 the
00:26:23.320 machines
00:26:23.820 or
00:26:23.980 whatever
00:26:24.260 but
00:26:24.460 that
00:26:24.640 was
00:26:24.780 nothing
00:26:25.020 we
00:26:25.200 didn't
00:26:25.360 see
00:26:25.600 it
00:26:25.820 but
00:26:26.540 you
00:26:26.680 knew
00:26:26.920 it
00:26:27.040 had
00:26:27.160 happened
00:26:27.460 it
00:26:27.600 was
00:26:27.660 that
00:26:27.780 kind
00:26:27.940 of
00:26:28.040 place
00:26:28.340 and
00:26:30.220 um
00:26:30.840 and
00:26:32.400 mom
00:26:32.640 would
00:26:33.160 go
00:26:33.300 in
00:26:33.460 and
00:26:33.560 we
00:26:33.680 give
00:26:33.880 her
00:26:34.120 her
00:26:34.420 her
00:26:35.360 allowance
00:26:36.000 and
00:26:36.300 tell
00:26:36.460 her
00:26:36.560 what
00:26:36.680 to
00:26:36.820 bet
00:26:36.980 on
00:26:37.200 pick
00:26:37.520 three
00:26:37.780 pick
00:26:38.080 nine
00:26:38.380 pick
00:26:38.600 the
00:26:38.740 queen
00:26:39.100 and
00:26:40.700 uh
00:26:41.300 and
00:26:42.540 we
00:26:42.680 lost
00:26:43.000 it
00:26:43.140 all
00:26:43.400 we
00:26:45.660 lost
00:26:46.000 it
00:26:46.140 all
00:26:46.340 as
00:26:46.500 a
00:26:46.640 family
00:26:46.980 though
00:26:47.340 and
00:26:49.980 you
00:26:50.060 know
00:26:50.160 there's
00:26:50.320 ways
00:26:50.580 to
00:26:50.760 the
00:26:51.120 there's
00:26:53.540 a
00:26:53.680 difference
00:26:53.980 losing
00:26:54.340 it
00:26:54.480 all
00:26:54.680 alone
00:26:55.100 and
00:26:55.260 there's
00:26:55.400 a
00:26:55.540 difference
00:26:55.780 losing
00:26:56.080 it
00:26:56.220 all
00:26:56.360 together
00:26:56.760 it
00:27:00.460 just
00:27:00.680 it
00:27:00.900 just
00:27:01.160 uh
00:27:01.660 it
00:27:02.200 hits
00:27:02.420 different
00:27:02.800 but
00:27:03.660 but
00:27:04.960 yeah
00:27:05.100 that was
00:27:05.360 BJ's
00:27:05.820 pizza
00:27:06.060 man
00:27:06.300 and
00:27:06.420 then
00:27:06.540 we'd
00:27:06.700 have
00:27:06.840 a
00:27:06.960 little
00:27:07.100 mom
00:27:07.360 we'd
00:27:07.640 go
00:27:07.820 next
00:27:08.160 door
00:27:08.400 that
00:27:08.540 had
00:27:08.680 a
00:27:08.780 place
00:27:08.940 called
00:27:09.140 McKenzie's
00:27:09.920 a
00:27:10.020 bakery
00:27:10.560 famous
00:27:11.940 bakery
00:27:12.380 and
00:27:12.520 they
00:27:12.620 ended
00:27:12.760 up
00:27:12.920 having
00:27:13.080 a
00:27:13.220 family
00:27:13.520 ended
00:27:13.700 up
00:27:13.820 having
00:27:14.000 a
00:27:14.140 damn
00:27:14.340 fire
00:27:14.860 and
00:27:15.140 somebody
00:27:15.900 burned
00:27:16.320 to death
00:27:16.700 with all
00:27:17.100 the
00:27:17.340 best
00:27:18.780 recipes
00:27:19.660 you know
00:27:21.120 but
00:27:21.280 that's
00:27:21.640 that's
00:27:21.920 Louisiana
00:27:22.320 man
00:27:22.780 and
00:27:23.740 we'd
00:27:25.140 go over
00:27:25.400 there and
00:27:25.640 get a
00:27:25.840 little
00:27:25.960 sugar
00:27:26.280 treat
00:27:26.640 man
00:27:26.940 little
00:27:27.240 confectioner
00:27:27.940 treat
00:27:28.260 you know
00:27:30.300 we'd
00:27:30.500 each have
00:27:30.760 a quarter
00:27:31.140 and we
00:27:31.360 could get
00:27:31.660 you a
00:27:31.860 little
00:27:31.960 something
00:27:32.280 bro
00:27:32.520 you know
00:27:34.840 get you
00:27:35.120 a little
00:27:37.360 chocolate
00:27:38.680 on it
00:27:39.500 I'll get
00:27:40.740 you a
00:27:40.980 little
00:27:41.080 one
00:27:41.260 of
00:27:41.340 those
00:27:41.580 so
00:27:42.060 now
00:27:42.220 every
00:27:42.440 now
00:27:42.620 and
00:27:42.720 then
00:27:42.820 we'd
00:27:43.060 fuck
00:27:43.280 up
00:27:43.400 and
00:27:43.500 get
00:27:43.600 a
00:27:43.720 meringue
00:27:44.280 bro
00:27:44.660 oh
00:27:45.240 nothing
00:27:47.440 sadder
00:27:48.000 than
00:27:48.140 seeing
00:27:48.360 some
00:27:48.680 healthy
00:27:49.040 little
00:27:49.300 kids
00:27:49.660 some
00:27:49.840 dirty
00:27:50.180 little
00:27:50.480 little
00:27:50.900 dirty
00:27:51.240 hands
00:27:51.860 eating
00:27:53.320 a
00:27:53.520 damn
00:27:53.760 fucking
00:27:54.100 little
00:27:54.340 French
00:27:54.940 man
00:27:56.760 look
00:27:57.620 like
00:27:57.780 a
00:27:57.900 damn
00:27:58.220 look
00:27:58.940 like
00:27:59.120 Napoleon's
00:28:00.020 appendix
00:28:01.000 these
00:28:01.180 little
00:28:01.380 things
00:28:01.760 you know
00:28:02.180 just
00:28:03.580 piece
00:28:04.820 of
00:28:04.960 shit
00:28:05.180 man
00:28:05.460 but
00:28:06.160 what
00:28:08.520 else
00:28:08.800 dude
00:28:09.020 what
00:28:09.200 else
00:28:09.360 is
00:28:09.440 even
00:28:09.600 going
00:28:09.860 on
00:28:10.120 we've
00:28:11.740 been
00:28:11.880 working
00:28:12.140 all
00:28:12.340 day
00:28:12.560 on
00:28:12.740 the
00:28:13.040 show
00:28:13.880 for
00:28:14.080 Friday
00:28:14.380 so
00:28:14.600 that's
00:28:14.840 really
00:28:15.000 the
00:28:15.140 big
00:28:15.320 thing
00:28:15.500 that's
00:28:15.660 going
00:28:15.860 on
00:28:16.360 got
00:28:18.680 some
00:28:18.860 exciting
00:28:19.280 guests
00:28:20.000 so
00:28:21.760 that's
00:28:22.220 good
00:28:22.980 yeah
00:28:25.700 that's
00:28:26.680 it
00:28:26.800 you guys
00:28:27.180 sending
00:28:27.400 some
00:28:27.660 calls
00:28:28.340 I'm
00:28:32.020 feeling
00:28:32.240 happy
00:28:32.560 to be
00:28:32.860 alive
00:28:33.300 I want
00:28:33.540 to share
00:28:33.900 that
00:28:34.160 you know
00:28:34.420 I think
00:28:34.700 sometimes
00:28:34.960 I don't
00:28:35.200 share
00:28:35.660 that
00:28:36.500 I am
00:28:36.900 excited
00:28:37.340 to be
00:28:37.800 living
00:28:38.140 in
00:28:38.420 God's
00:28:38.840 world
00:28:39.220 bro
00:28:39.580 I'm
00:28:41.080 excited
00:28:41.440 to be
00:28:41.700 living
00:28:41.860 in
00:28:42.040 whoever
00:28:42.620 created
00:28:43.300 this
00:28:43.840 I'm
00:28:45.260 happy
00:28:45.460 to be
00:28:45.760 in here
00:28:46.180 right
00:28:46.440 now
00:28:46.900 and
00:28:47.460 I
00:28:48.800 gotta
00:28:48.960 remember
00:28:49.260 to say
00:28:49.660 that
00:28:49.840 on the
00:28:50.140 days
00:28:50.380 when
00:28:50.520 I'm
00:28:50.680 feeling
00:28:50.920 it
00:28:51.120 because
00:28:51.520 I
00:28:52.080 don't
00:28:52.300 always
00:28:52.720 feel
00:28:53.040 it
00:28:53.240 as
00:28:54.800 you
00:28:54.980 well
00:28:55.300 know
00:28:55.720 and
00:28:57.120 so
00:28:57.280 I
00:28:57.420 have
00:28:57.640 to
00:28:57.820 remember
00:28:58.460 to
00:28:59.800 share
00:29:00.080 that
00:29:00.300 out
00:29:00.520 loud
00:29:00.820 so
00:29:03.500 I
00:29:03.620 hope
00:29:03.780 you're
00:29:03.920 doing
00:29:04.120 well
00:29:04.640 and
00:29:08.680 yeah
00:29:10.920 and I
00:29:11.180 really do
00:29:11.660 I hope
00:29:11.960 you're just
00:29:12.340 rolling with
00:29:12.980 the punches
00:29:13.440 there's a lot
00:29:15.100 going on
00:29:15.700 right now
00:29:16.540 out there
00:29:17.320 but
00:29:19.960 when I
00:29:20.320 make my
00:29:20.800 world
00:29:21.320 small
00:29:22.700 and
00:29:23.180 connect
00:29:25.020 with the
00:29:25.440 people
00:29:25.780 that I
00:29:26.220 care
00:29:26.580 about
00:29:26.900 there's
00:29:27.380 nothing
00:29:29.020 too
00:29:29.320 different
00:29:29.680 going
00:29:29.960 on
00:29:30.320 you know
00:29:33.720 if
00:29:33.860 anything
00:29:34.180 in some
00:29:34.620 ways
00:29:34.820 these
00:29:35.080 times
00:29:35.400 have
00:29:35.600 helped
00:29:36.300 me
00:29:36.460 to
00:29:36.660 make
00:29:36.880 my
00:29:37.080 life
00:29:37.320 kind
00:29:37.560 of
00:29:37.680 smaller
00:29:38.100 and
00:29:44.980 so
00:29:45.260 I
00:29:45.480 have
00:29:45.620 two
00:29:45.840 options
00:29:46.280 then
00:29:46.580 I
00:29:46.900 can
00:29:47.080 enjoy
00:29:47.480 that
00:29:47.780 or
00:29:47.900 I
00:29:48.020 cannot
00:29:48.280 enjoy
00:29:48.720 that
00:29:49.040 and
00:29:51.500 for
00:29:51.720 today
00:29:52.340 I'm
00:29:54.000 trying
00:29:54.600 to
00:29:54.860 enjoy
00:29:55.180 that
00:29:55.400 and
00:29:55.520 I
00:29:55.660 feel
00:29:55.840 like
00:29:56.040 I
00:29:56.220 am
00:29:56.520 so
00:29:58.060 that's
00:29:58.400 good
00:29:58.640 man
00:29:58.880 amen
00:29:59.180 bro
00:29:59.620 praise
00:30:00.480 god
00:30:00.840 bam
00:30:01.080 ptl
00:30:01.700 baby
00:30:01.960 get
00:30:02.240 in
00:30:02.440 there
00:30:02.800 alright
00:30:04.860 let's
00:30:05.120 take
00:30:05.260 a
00:30:05.380 couple
00:30:05.580 calls
00:30:06.320 you
00:30:06.420 guys
00:30:06.560 couple
00:30:06.740 calls
00:30:07.160 have
00:30:07.280 hit
00:30:07.400 the
00:30:07.520 hotline
00:30:07.900 985-664-9503
00:30:12.160 as always
00:30:12.900 is the
00:30:14.300 hotline
00:30:14.740 here on
00:30:15.100 the
00:30:15.240 371st
00:30:17.240 episode
00:30:17.840 of
00:30:18.920 this
00:30:19.220 past
00:30:19.580 weekend
00:30:19.920 man
00:30:20.180 that's
00:30:20.400 crazy
00:30:20.820 that's
00:30:23.820 really
00:30:24.080 crazy
00:30:24.500 oh
00:30:25.220 I
00:30:25.480 want
00:30:25.640 to
00:30:25.780 tell
00:30:26.020 I
00:30:26.340 want
00:30:26.540 to
00:30:26.700 if
00:30:28.440 there's
00:30:28.660 a
00:30:28.800 memory
00:30:29.080 you
00:30:29.220 know
00:30:29.340 my
00:30:29.960 family
00:30:30.300 would
00:30:30.480 go
00:30:30.600 to
00:30:30.740 BJ's
00:30:31.380 pizza
00:30:31.740 over
00:30:31.960 there
00:30:32.220 and
00:30:32.980 years
00:30:33.320 later
00:30:33.580 I
00:30:33.760 would
00:30:33.900 work
00:30:34.160 there
00:30:34.360 my
00:30:34.520 brother
00:30:34.860 would
00:30:35.080 work
00:30:35.360 there
00:30:35.780 you
00:30:37.000 know
00:30:37.120 we
00:30:37.260 got
00:30:37.460 in
00:30:37.580 but
00:30:37.700 there
00:30:37.800 was
00:30:37.940 a
00:30:38.080 class
00:30:38.400 action
00:30:38.720 suit
00:30:39.040 there
00:30:39.200 was
00:30:39.340 a
00:30:39.520 fire
00:30:39.880 we
00:30:40.100 were
00:30:40.260 we
00:30:40.460 went
00:30:40.660 through
00:30:40.820 all
00:30:41.040 of
00:30:41.160 that
00:30:41.440 you
00:30:43.020 know
00:30:43.140 I
00:30:43.280 saw
00:30:43.580 some
00:30:43.800 good
00:30:44.060 you
00:30:44.520 know
00:30:44.760 I
00:30:46.080 saw
00:30:46.420 some
00:30:46.740 you
00:30:47.480 know
00:30:47.580 I
00:30:47.720 saw
00:30:48.000 some
00:30:48.320 things
00:30:48.540 I
00:30:48.660 shouldn't
00:30:48.860 have
00:30:48.980 seen
00:30:49.160 over
00:30:49.340 there
00:30:49.460 I
00:30:49.580 saw
00:30:49.700 some
00:30:49.920 things
00:30:50.120 I
00:30:50.240 should
00:30:50.420 have
00:30:50.540 seen
00:30:50.820 you
00:30:52.400 know
00:30:52.480 I
00:30:52.620 got
00:30:53.560 a
00:30:53.720 job
00:30:53.980 there
00:30:54.180 years
00:30:54.480 later
00:30:54.680 I
00:30:54.800 got
00:30:54.940 fired
00:30:55.440 you
00:30:57.320 know
00:30:57.440 I
00:30:57.520 told
00:30:57.800 the
00:30:57.980 story
00:30:58.180 I
00:30:58.300 was
00:30:58.500 me
00:30:59.400 and
00:30:59.560 the
00:30:59.680 other
00:30:59.960 dishwasher
00:31:00.660 at a
00:31:00.960 contest
00:31:01.300 who
00:31:01.540 could
00:31:01.700 hold
00:31:01.960 our
00:31:02.140 head
00:31:02.420 under
00:31:02.640 the
00:31:02.880 dish
00:31:03.140 water
00:31:03.480 the
00:31:03.840 longest
00:31:04.300 you
00:31:05.920 know
00:31:06.040 basic
00:31:06.600 you
00:31:07.960 know
00:31:08.120 mono
00:31:08.560 e
00:31:08.780 mono
00:31:09.080 type
00:31:09.480 deal
00:31:09.820 and
00:31:11.160 I
00:31:11.300 was
00:31:11.440 down
00:31:11.700 there
00:31:11.820 I'm
00:31:11.960 on
00:31:12.100 down
00:31:12.260 there
00:31:12.420 40
00:31:12.760 seconds
00:31:13.160 42
00:31:13.800 43
00:31:14.400 and
00:31:14.680 the
00:31:14.840 seconds
00:31:15.180 get
00:31:15.400 hot
00:31:15.740 bro
00:31:16.020 when
00:31:17.840 you
00:31:17.960 ride
00:31:18.400 in
00:31:18.600 dish
00:31:18.840 water
00:31:19.160 brother
00:31:19.440 shit
00:31:19.800 I
00:31:20.340 mean
00:31:20.480 it's
00:31:20.640 not
00:31:23.980 you're
00:31:24.160 almost
00:31:24.340 a
00:31:24.480 champion
00:31:24.820 you
00:31:27.540 know
00:31:27.720 this
00:31:27.900 little
00:31:28.100 bitch
00:31:28.360 ass
00:31:28.660 jason
00:31:29.080 only
00:31:29.340 has
00:31:29.560 about
00:31:29.780 39
00:31:30.200 seconds
00:31:30.800 so
00:31:31.000 I'm
00:31:31.140 riding
00:31:31.440 dirty
00:31:31.820 now
00:31:32.200 so
00:31:34.160 I
00:31:34.340 keep
00:31:34.540 going
00:31:34.740 I'm
00:31:34.840 at
00:31:34.920 43
00:31:35.220 seconds
00:31:35.580 I
00:31:35.760 rip
00:31:36.160 my
00:31:36.380 head
00:31:36.620 up
00:31:36.780 out
00:31:36.940 of
00:31:37.020 the
00:31:37.140 water
00:31:37.380 and
00:31:37.540 I
00:31:37.700 yell
00:31:37.920 straight
00:31:38.300 up
00:31:38.700 champion
00:31:40.800 and
00:31:43.260 the
00:31:43.440 boss
00:31:43.820 had
00:31:43.980 come
00:31:44.140 in
00:31:44.240 at
00:31:44.340 the
00:31:44.440 time
00:31:44.660 wild
00:31:45.120 Wayne
00:31:45.440 they
00:31:45.660 called
00:31:45.920 him
00:31:46.120 and
00:31:48.540 I'll
00:31:48.740 say
00:31:48.880 this
00:31:49.060 every
00:31:49.340 Wayne
00:31:49.740 somehow
00:31:50.020 gets
00:31:50.240 called
00:31:50.480 wild
00:31:50.860 Wayne
00:31:51.200 which
00:31:51.420 is
00:31:51.580 bullshit
00:31:52.140 they
00:31:53.640 need
00:31:53.800 to
00:31:53.940 definitely
00:31:54.300 see
00:31:54.620 how
00:31:54.800 much
00:31:55.040 of
00:31:55.300 these
00:31:55.460 Wayne
00:31:55.840 is
00:31:57.100 wild
00:31:57.640 because
00:31:59.360 many
00:31:59.640 are
00:31:59.880 not
00:32:00.240 and
00:32:00.660 this
00:32:01.420 man
00:32:01.600 was
00:32:01.740 not
00:32:01.960 wild
00:32:02.420 you
00:32:04.160 know
00:32:04.260 he
00:32:04.400 banged
00:32:04.760 kind
00:32:04.900 of
00:32:04.980 a
00:32:05.140 thick
00:32:05.360 gal
00:32:05.760 and
00:32:05.960 he
00:32:06.160 and
00:32:07.400 he
00:32:07.560 smoked
00:32:07.940 an
00:32:08.080 R.I.P.
00:32:08.720 also
00:32:09.060 but
00:32:10.480 I
00:32:13.320 can't
00:32:17.160 remember
00:32:17.400 oh
00:32:18.040 but I
00:32:18.360 yelled
00:32:18.500 champion
00:32:18.860 the
00:32:19.020 bosses
00:32:19.300 right
00:32:19.540 there
00:32:19.740 fired
00:32:20.100 me
00:32:20.240 on
00:32:20.340 the
00:32:20.440 spot
00:32:20.780 but
00:32:22.280 anyway
00:32:22.480 what
00:32:22.720 was
00:32:22.860 your
00:32:22.980 favorite
00:32:23.220 place
00:32:23.500 to
00:32:23.620 eat
00:32:23.760 growing
00:32:24.000 up
00:32:24.140 if
00:32:24.280 you
00:32:24.360 had
00:32:24.460 a
00:32:24.580 favorite
00:32:24.820 meal
00:32:25.180 time
00:32:25.520 you
00:32:25.660 went
00:32:26.000 you
00:32:28.360 know
00:32:28.600 before
00:32:29.760 that
00:32:30.180 when my
00:32:30.480 father
00:32:30.800 still
00:32:31.080 lived
00:32:31.240 with
00:32:31.340 us
00:32:31.420 we
00:32:31.520 went
00:32:31.660 to
00:32:31.800 Pizza
00:32:32.100 Hut
00:32:32.420 and
00:32:34.260 it
00:32:34.380 was
00:32:34.500 a
00:32:34.660 damn
00:32:35.500 four
00:32:35.980 star
00:32:36.400 four
00:32:36.720 and
00:32:36.820 a
00:32:36.940 quarter
00:32:37.140 four
00:32:37.620 and
00:32:37.720 a
00:32:37.820 quarter
00:32:38.040 star
00:32:38.400 establishment
00:32:41.060 when I
00:32:41.400 was
00:32:41.540 young
00:32:41.820 and
00:32:43.960 you
00:32:44.240 go
00:32:44.520 sitting
00:32:44.860 there
00:32:45.040 the
00:32:45.200 thick
00:32:45.500 red
00:32:45.740 plastic
00:32:46.220 cups
00:32:47.000 with
00:32:47.720 the
00:32:47.860 crushed
00:32:48.300 ice
00:32:48.520 nobody
00:32:49.160 was
00:32:49.580 doing
00:32:49.800 crushed
00:32:50.220 ice
00:32:50.640 nobody
00:32:51.880 was
00:32:52.280 doing
00:32:52.500 crushed
00:32:52.920 ice
00:32:53.440 and
00:32:55.520 Pizza
00:32:55.840 did
00:32:56.360 it
00:32:56.540 man
00:32:56.820 and
00:32:56.980 people
00:32:57.140 forget
00:32:57.560 that
00:32:57.820 shit
00:32:58.200 a
00:33:00.460 lot
00:33:00.680 of
00:33:00.800 people
00:33:01.040 now
00:33:01.360 they
00:33:01.700 see
00:33:02.060 you
00:33:02.480 know
00:33:02.660 they
00:33:02.980 just
00:33:03.120 think
00:33:03.260 it's
00:33:03.440 Baskin
00:33:03.880 Robbins
00:33:04.300 freaking
00:33:04.600 little
00:33:04.840 pervy
00:33:05.260 uncle
00:33:05.620 bro
00:33:05.960 but
00:33:07.180 they
00:33:07.340 was
00:33:07.520 more
00:33:07.760 than
00:33:07.940 that
00:33:08.520 and
00:33:12.440 we
00:33:12.600 would
00:33:12.800 go
00:33:13.000 there
00:33:13.180 and
00:33:13.220 have
00:33:13.400 the
00:33:13.580 salad
00:33:13.960 bar
00:33:14.160 they
00:33:14.300 had
00:33:14.400 pudding
00:33:14.800 on
00:33:14.980 a
00:33:15.160 salad
00:33:15.480 bar
00:33:15.900 dude
00:33:18.640 people
00:33:19.000 would
00:33:19.220 pay
00:33:19.460 for
00:33:19.660 the
00:33:19.840 salad
00:33:20.220 bar
00:33:20.740 just
00:33:21.740 for
00:33:22.380 the
00:33:22.600 pudding
00:33:23.240 that's
00:33:26.260 my
00:33:26.400 Sebastian
00:33:26.800 Maniscalco
00:33:27.340 people
00:33:28.780 would
00:33:29.160 pay
00:33:29.560 for
00:33:29.920 the
00:33:30.160 salad
00:33:30.580 bar
00:33:31.440 just
00:33:34.500 for
00:33:34.880 the
00:33:35.160 pudding
00:33:35.680 that's
00:33:39.220 a little
00:33:39.400 Sebastian
00:33:39.760 Maniscalco
00:33:40.260 for you
00:33:40.600 people
00:33:41.240 would
00:33:41.720 pay
00:33:42.200 for
00:33:42.600 the
00:33:42.960 salad
00:33:43.340 bar
00:33:43.960 yeah
00:33:44.980 yeah
00:33:45.540 I
00:33:47.120 love you
00:33:51.340 Sebastian
00:33:51.720 man
00:33:52.020 but yeah
00:33:54.540 what was
00:33:55.140 a restaurant
00:33:55.600 that you
00:33:55.960 hit
00:33:56.120 that you
00:33:56.460 loved
00:33:56.960 give me
00:33:57.260 a
00:33:57.420 tell me
00:33:57.720 a little
00:33:57.920 bit
00:33:58.020 about
00:33:58.280 it
00:33:58.480 maybe
00:34:00.080 you
00:34:00.260 and
00:34:00.360 your
00:34:00.500 father
00:34:00.760 would
00:34:00.940 hit
00:34:01.100 hardy's
00:34:01.600 in the
00:34:01.800 morning
00:34:02.100 maybe
00:34:03.560 y'all
00:34:03.760 hit a
00:34:04.080 Tim
00:34:04.260 Horton
00:34:04.540 maybe
00:34:07.060 you
00:34:07.240 guys
00:34:07.460 would
00:34:07.600 hit
00:34:07.720 a
00:34:07.840 KFC
00:34:08.280 in
00:34:08.540 Shanghai
00:34:08.980 because
00:34:10.000 everything
00:34:10.320 over
00:34:10.500 there
00:34:10.620 is
00:34:10.720 a
00:34:10.840 real
00:34:11.140 shithole
00:34:12.280 but
00:34:13.720 what
00:34:16.800 would
00:34:17.000 you
00:34:17.120 hit
00:34:17.320 tell
00:34:17.580 me
00:34:17.720 let
00:34:17.900 me
00:34:18.020 in
00:34:18.220 on
00:34:18.380 it
00:34:18.640 985-664-9503
00:34:23.400 you know
00:34:26.700 there was
00:34:27.040 a death
00:34:27.520 at the
00:34:27.780 comedy
00:34:28.100 store
00:34:28.460 this
00:34:28.720 week
00:34:29.080 a
00:34:30.540 man
00:34:32.860 died
00:34:33.440 a
00:34:35.580 man
00:34:35.860 died
00:34:36.380 and
00:34:36.600 a
00:34:37.180 man
00:34:37.480 died
00:34:38.040 you
00:34:39.080 know
00:34:39.220 a
00:34:39.420 man
00:34:39.700 died
00:34:40.220 and
00:34:40.520 and
00:34:44.160 he
00:34:44.300 died
00:34:44.700 he
00:34:47.520 died
00:34:47.960 and
00:34:48.200 the
00:34:49.300 man
00:34:49.580 named
00:34:49.820 Jeff
00:34:50.300 and
00:34:52.440 Jeff
00:34:52.780 was a
00:34:53.120 pianist
00:34:53.640 at the
00:34:53.920 comedy
00:34:54.200 store
00:34:54.540 and he
00:34:54.760 was
00:34:54.900 probably
00:34:55.340 I
00:34:58.180 mean
00:34:58.340 he
00:34:58.480 was
00:34:58.660 human
00:34:59.060 furniture
00:34:59.580 really
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00:35:00.020 was
00:35:00.180 a
00:35:00.440 he
00:35:02.460 was
00:35:02.640 like
00:35:02.760 a
00:35:02.900 water
00:35:03.140 fountain
00:35:03.540 of
00:35:04.460 that
00:35:04.640 place
00:35:05.040 and
00:35:07.340 I
00:35:07.460 meant
00:35:07.620 that
00:35:07.780 because
00:35:08.000 he
00:35:08.160 would
00:35:08.320 really
00:35:08.520 he
00:35:08.680 would
00:35:08.840 he
00:35:10.060 kind
00:35:10.300 of
00:35:10.400 spit
00:35:10.620 a lot
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00:35:10.980 he
00:35:11.080 talked
00:35:11.320 but
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00:35:12.140 was
00:35:12.260 a
00:35:12.440 fixture
00:35:12.780 you
00:35:13.240 know
00:35:13.320 he
00:35:13.440 was
00:35:13.720 he
00:35:15.700 was
00:35:15.800 just
00:35:15.920 a
00:35:16.080 beloved
00:35:16.500 man
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00:35:17.020 was
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00:35:17.280 pianist
00:35:17.880 and
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00:35:21.220 you
00:35:21.300 brought
00:35:21.500 up
00:35:21.640 on
00:35:21.800 stage
00:35:22.160 when
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00:35:22.440 came
00:35:23.260 up
00:35:23.440 on
00:35:23.600 stage
00:35:23.800 he
00:35:23.920 would
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00:35:24.300 you
00:35:24.480 up
00:35:24.760 and
00:35:26.460 you
00:35:26.540 know
00:35:26.600 as
00:35:26.700 comedians
00:35:27.160 we're
00:35:27.320 so
00:35:27.500 much
00:35:27.700 in
00:35:27.820 our
00:35:27.960 head
00:35:28.140 we're
00:35:28.280 in
00:35:28.380 our
00:35:28.520 own
00:35:28.800 ego
00:35:29.200 a lot
00:35:29.560 of
00:35:29.680 times
00:35:29.940 so
00:35:30.140 once
00:35:30.420 they
00:35:30.560 call
00:35:30.720 your
00:35:30.880 name
00:35:31.180 it's
00:35:31.360 just
00:35:31.580 you
00:35:32.280 feel
00:35:32.580 your
00:35:32.760 body
00:35:33.020 walking
00:35:33.420 up
00:35:33.640 there
00:35:33.880 and
00:35:34.020 then
00:35:34.160 you
00:35:34.360 feel
00:35:34.720 your
00:35:34.880 body
00:35:35.080 grabbing
00:35:35.440 the
00:35:35.620 mic
00:35:35.900 I
00:35:36.500 would
00:35:36.640 always
00:35:36.940 say
00:35:37.160 you
00:35:37.680 guys
00:35:37.860 give
00:35:38.020 it
00:35:38.100 up
00:35:38.180 for
00:35:38.320 Jeff
00:35:38.660 over
00:35:38.880 here
00:35:39.220 you
00:35:39.660 know
00:35:39.780 he's
00:35:40.000 blind
00:35:40.440 I
00:35:40.600 would
00:35:40.740 say
00:35:41.040 and
00:35:43.120 he
00:35:45.880 wasn't
00:35:46.200 blind
00:35:46.520 you
00:35:46.700 know
00:35:46.920 but
00:35:48.500 he
00:35:48.580 would
00:35:48.720 pretend
00:35:49.000 he
00:35:49.120 was
00:35:49.240 blind
00:35:49.660 you
00:35:50.820 know
00:35:50.940 he
00:35:51.040 would
00:35:51.200 just
00:35:51.340 kind
00:35:51.520 of
00:35:51.620 blind
00:35:51.960 out
00:35:52.300 and
00:35:54.160 and
00:35:57.020 he
00:35:57.140 did
00:35:57.300 it
00:35:57.400 every
00:35:57.580 time
00:35:57.840 every
00:35:58.140 time
00:35:58.480 I
00:35:58.600 got
00:35:58.720 on
00:35:58.860 stage
00:35:59.140 there
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00:35:59.460 was
00:35:59.560 just
00:35:59.760 this
00:35:59.940 little
00:36:00.200 moment
00:36:00.580 that
00:36:00.760 he
00:36:00.900 and
00:36:01.020 I
00:36:01.120 had
00:36:01.480 and
00:36:02.600 and
00:36:05.160 I
00:36:05.300 know
00:36:05.440 that
00:36:05.580 sounds
00:36:05.760 crazy
00:36:06.080 but
00:36:06.240 it
00:36:06.340 was
00:36:06.460 just
00:36:06.680 this
00:36:06.940 thing
00:36:07.280 that
00:36:07.480 was
00:36:07.800 a
00:36:08.720 constant
00:36:09.160 and
00:36:12.300 we
00:36:12.420 would
00:36:12.560 have
00:36:12.680 some
00:36:12.860 nice
00:36:13.140 chats
00:36:13.620 you
00:36:13.820 know
00:36:13.980 he
00:36:14.120 would
00:36:14.240 always
00:36:14.560 tell
00:36:14.780 me
00:36:14.920 nice
00:36:15.220 things
00:36:15.800 you
00:36:16.100 know
00:36:16.220 hey
00:36:16.400 man
00:36:16.660 this
00:36:16.880 thing
00:36:17.100 this
00:36:17.340 bit
00:36:17.620 you're
00:36:17.820 doing
00:36:18.040 it's
00:36:18.340 really
00:36:18.680 it's
00:36:20.440 good
00:36:20.880 you're
00:36:22.080 doing
00:36:22.300 a good
00:36:22.640 job
00:36:23.160 just
00:36:24.580 keep
00:36:24.900 doing
00:36:25.180 what
00:36:25.440 you're
00:36:25.640 doing
00:36:26.000 nobody's
00:36:27.340 doing
00:36:27.760 what
00:36:29.300 you're
00:36:29.560 doing
00:36:29.900 and
00:36:31.780 he
00:36:31.940 made
00:36:32.220 me
00:36:32.400 feel
00:36:32.720 hopeful
00:36:33.180 you
00:36:35.360 know
00:36:35.440 he
00:36:35.580 gave
00:36:35.720 me
00:36:35.820 a
00:36:35.960 lot
00:36:36.100 of
00:36:36.200 hope
00:36:36.460 and
00:36:39.500 he
00:36:39.640 also
00:36:39.900 gave
00:36:40.100 me
00:36:40.220 a
00:36:40.660 rape
00:36:40.920 whistle
00:36:41.220 also
00:36:41.660 but
00:36:43.700 but
00:36:49.600 yeah
00:36:49.760 he
00:36:49.920 died
00:36:50.380 you
00:36:51.640 know
00:36:51.740 he
00:36:51.900 died
00:36:52.480 and
00:36:54.980 and
00:36:57.840 he
00:36:57.980 died
00:36:58.360 and
00:36:58.720 he
00:36:58.860 died
00:36:59.200 and
00:36:59.400 he
00:37:01.680 died
00:37:02.340 like
00:37:04.660 three
00:37:04.840 four
00:37:05.060 days
00:37:05.300 ago
00:37:05.600 and
00:37:09.640 it
00:37:09.860 really
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00:37:10.520 my
00:37:10.700 heart
00:37:10.960 man
00:37:11.180 because
00:37:11.500 part
00:37:12.000 of
00:37:12.100 me
00:37:12.220 wonders
00:37:12.580 did
00:37:13.000 he
00:37:13.140 die
00:37:13.500 from
00:37:14.120 just
00:37:16.220 the
00:37:16.440 separation
00:37:17.120 you
00:37:18.960 know
00:37:19.080 I
00:37:19.220 think
00:37:19.360 he
00:37:19.480 was
00:37:19.620 60
00:37:20.000 or
00:37:20.200 70
00:37:20.540 years
00:37:20.820 old
00:37:21.000 he
00:37:21.100 might
00:37:21.220 have
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00:37:21.380 75
00:37:21.780 years
00:37:22.080 old
00:37:22.380 and
00:37:25.060 part
00:37:25.380 of
00:37:25.480 me
00:37:25.600 wonders
00:37:26.020 how
00:37:26.280 much
00:37:26.520 can
00:37:27.580 a
00:37:27.760 man
00:37:28.040 you
00:37:30.300 know
00:37:30.440 with
00:37:30.620 no
00:37:30.800 connection
00:37:31.460 like
00:37:35.200 how
00:37:35.340 many
00:37:35.460 more
00:37:35.680 people
00:37:35.920 are
00:37:36.040 we
00:37:36.180 losing
00:37:36.560 from
00:37:37.340 COVID
00:37:37.720 because
00:37:38.040 of
00:37:38.200 disconnection
00:37:39.120 and
00:37:45.420 I
00:37:45.540 don't
00:37:45.620 know
00:37:45.720 if
00:37:45.820 we'll
00:37:45.940 know
00:37:46.140 the
00:37:46.300 repercussions
00:37:46.920 of
00:37:47.140 some
00:37:47.320 of
00:37:47.440 that
00:37:47.720 you
00:37:51.760 know
00:37:51.860 especially
00:37:52.140 a lot
00:37:52.480 of
00:37:52.580 people
00:37:52.740 that
00:37:52.920 struggle
00:37:53.180 with
00:37:53.380 addiction
00:37:53.820 and
00:37:54.060 struggle
00:37:54.320 with
00:37:54.660 those
00:37:55.740 sorts
00:37:56.080 of
00:37:56.400 you
00:37:57.340 know
00:37:57.460 in
00:37:57.620 all
00:37:57.780 types
00:37:58.060 of
00:37:58.220 addiction
00:37:58.560 you
00:37:58.780 know
00:37:58.880 it's
00:37:59.080 like
00:37:59.240 when we
00:37:59.740 isolate
00:38:00.200 it
00:38:00.420 can
00:38:00.540 be
00:38:00.660 really
00:38:00.860 not
00:38:01.080 good
00:38:01.500 and
00:38:03.420 so
00:38:03.580 I
00:38:03.720 wonder
00:38:04.000 how
00:38:04.260 many
00:38:04.680 how
00:38:08.000 many
00:38:08.200 people
00:38:08.540 just
00:38:08.800 stuck
00:38:09.140 in
00:38:09.320 their
00:38:09.500 own
00:38:10.120 little
00:38:12.520 worlds
00:38:13.000 without
00:38:13.280 some
00:38:13.640 reflection
00:38:14.220 in the
00:38:14.600 universe
00:38:14.940 to let
00:38:15.460 them
00:38:15.640 know
00:38:15.820 that
00:38:16.000 they're
00:38:16.180 good
00:38:16.520 or
00:38:16.660 they're
00:38:16.860 okay
00:38:17.300 you
00:38:19.760 know
00:38:19.840 as
00:38:19.960 much
00:38:20.160 as
00:38:20.320 Jeff
00:38:20.560 played
00:38:20.840 us
00:38:20.980 on
00:38:21.100 his
00:38:21.240 keys
00:38:21.480 and
00:38:21.640 brought
00:38:21.820 us
00:38:21.980 up
00:38:22.120 there
00:38:22.240 every
00:38:22.440 night
00:38:22.700 we
00:38:24.840 everybody
00:38:25.260 looked
00:38:25.580 over
00:38:25.840 at him
00:38:26.040 and
00:38:26.160 smiled
00:38:26.600 everybody
00:38:29.020 acknowledged
00:38:29.580 he'd go
00:38:30.140 blow
00:38:30.360 a joint
00:38:30.860 you know
00:38:31.360 he was
00:38:32.080 gassed
00:38:32.700 up
00:38:32.980 so
00:38:33.140 that
00:38:33.360 dude
00:38:33.660 he missed
00:38:34.340 half
00:38:34.620 of his
00:38:34.860 work
00:38:35.180 you'd
00:38:36.960 get
00:38:37.080 off
00:38:37.260 stage
00:38:37.640 and
00:38:37.840 and
00:38:38.160 be
00:38:38.300 ready
00:38:38.520 to
00:38:38.640 bring
00:38:38.800 up
00:38:38.900 the
00:38:38.980 next
00:38:39.100 person
00:38:39.300 he
00:38:39.420 went
00:38:39.520 even
00:38:39.660 there
00:38:39.960 he
00:38:42.440 literally
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00:38:43.160 to
00:38:43.300 work
00:38:43.620 like
00:38:44.000 12
00:38:45.560 one
00:38:46.440 minute
00:38:46.720 spots
00:38:47.340 throughout
00:38:48.060 the
00:38:48.320 night
00:38:48.540 and
00:38:48.720 he
00:38:48.880 would
00:38:49.040 probably
00:38:49.520 make
00:38:49.820 about
00:38:50.080 eight
00:38:50.300 of
00:38:50.440 them
00:38:50.620 but
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00:38:57.360 was
00:38:57.520 just
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00:38:57.900 came
00:38:58.240 there
00:38:58.480 and
00:38:58.620 he
00:38:58.760 just
00:38:59.100 everybody
00:39:00.240 loved
00:39:00.620 him
00:39:00.720 he
00:39:00.860 was
00:39:01.060 this
00:39:01.280 weird
00:39:01.900 like
00:39:03.700 you
00:39:03.820 know
00:39:03.900 sometimes
00:39:04.080 you throw
00:39:04.420 one of
00:39:04.620 those
00:39:04.760 little
00:39:04.960 rubber
00:39:05.320 balls
00:39:05.820 and
00:39:05.980 it
00:39:06.100 just
00:39:06.280 goes
00:39:06.980 it
00:39:07.180 just
00:39:07.400 goes
00:39:08.360 and
00:39:09.200 it
00:39:09.340 bouncing
00:39:09.660 off
00:39:09.860 and
00:39:10.180 this
00:39:10.460 and
00:39:10.860 bouncing
00:39:11.280 and
00:39:11.560 he
00:39:12.800 was
00:39:12.980 like
00:39:13.240 that
00:39:13.460 he
00:39:13.580 just
00:39:13.800 touched
00:39:14.100 everybody
00:39:14.820 and
00:39:23.860 he
00:39:24.400 had
00:39:24.560 crazy
00:39:25.040 stories
00:39:25.580 man
00:39:25.780 he
00:39:25.940 got
00:39:27.200 AIDS
00:39:27.600 bro
00:39:27.860 he
00:39:29.340 got
00:39:29.620 AIDS
00:39:30.040 and
00:39:30.200 he
00:39:30.380 you know
00:39:31.420 and
00:39:31.540 I
00:39:31.660 would
00:39:31.780 even
00:39:31.960 joke
00:39:32.220 from
00:39:32.380 stage
00:39:32.780 you know
00:39:33.160 Jeff
00:39:33.500 right
00:39:33.740 here
00:39:33.940 y'all
00:39:34.140 give
00:39:34.320 it
00:39:34.400 up
00:39:34.500 for
00:39:34.640 Jeff
00:39:34.820 he's
00:39:35.020 terminally
00:39:35.520 ill
00:39:35.820 you know
00:39:39.260 and
00:39:39.540 and
00:39:42.360 he
00:39:42.480 got
00:39:42.760 AIDS
00:39:42.980 man
00:39:43.160 and
00:39:43.280 I
00:39:43.400 think
00:39:43.560 that's
00:39:43.780 brave
00:39:44.080 as
00:39:44.280 hell
00:39:44.480 people
00:39:44.780 say
00:39:45.140 you know
00:39:45.620 you know
00:39:47.340 say
00:39:47.560 this
00:39:47.800 and
00:39:47.940 that
00:39:48.120 about
00:39:48.380 AIDS
00:39:48.640 but
00:39:48.780 I
00:39:48.900 think
00:39:49.080 that's
00:39:49.400 that's
00:39:49.640 brave
00:39:49.880 as
00:39:50.040 hell
00:39:50.240 man
00:39:50.540 and
00:39:50.740 he
00:39:53.760 has
00:39:53.920 a
00:39:54.040 great
00:39:54.280 episode
00:39:54.620 with
00:39:54.840 Brian
00:39:55.140 Scolaro
00:39:55.840 that is
00:39:56.600 out
00:39:56.900 and
00:39:57.080 he
00:39:57.160 recorded
00:39:57.600 it
00:39:57.780 five
00:39:58.160 days
00:39:58.480 before
00:39:58.860 his
00:39:59.100 death
00:39:59.380 and
00:39:59.540 you
00:40:00.080 can
00:40:00.200 go
00:40:00.380 listen
00:40:00.720 to
00:40:00.880 that
00:40:01.040 we'll
00:40:01.220 put
00:40:01.400 the
00:40:01.560 link
00:40:01.800 as
00:40:01.980 as
00:40:02.700 well
00:40:03.260 in
00:40:04.160 below
00:40:04.920 and
00:40:07.460 man
00:40:07.840 he
00:40:08.060 you know
00:40:08.680 and
00:40:10.520 he
00:40:10.680 just
00:40:10.940 he
00:40:11.060 used to
00:40:11.300 tell me
00:40:11.540 about
00:40:11.720 being
00:40:11.920 young
00:40:12.480 and being
00:40:12.840 in a
00:40:13.220 place
00:40:13.400 called
00:40:13.580 Provincetown
00:40:14.380 and it
00:40:14.600 was
00:40:14.720 real
00:40:15.020 gay
00:40:15.420 you know
00:40:15.940 real
00:40:17.180 like
00:40:17.420 kind of
00:40:17.800 gay
00:40:18.020 hit
00:40:18.320 men
00:40:18.620 dude
00:40:19.180 come
00:40:19.440 up
00:40:19.640 and
00:40:19.760 just
00:40:19.940 stab
00:40:20.340 you
00:40:20.460 six
00:40:20.720 or
00:40:20.860 seven
00:40:21.060 times
00:40:21.420 with
00:40:21.600 that
00:40:21.780 Peter
00:40:22.140 bruh
00:40:22.540 with
00:40:22.800 that
00:40:22.980 Wayne
00:40:23.320 that
00:40:25.380 kind
00:40:25.660 of
00:40:25.780 place
00:40:26.160 you
00:40:26.360 know
00:40:26.580 you
00:40:27.300 trying
00:40:27.560 to
00:40:27.660 buy
00:40:27.860 a
00:40:28.060 soda
00:40:28.320 and
00:40:28.480 they
00:40:28.620 give
00:40:28.780 you
00:40:28.880 half
00:40:29.220 a
00:40:29.380 cup
00:40:29.540 of
00:40:29.720 cop
00:40:30.040 you
00:40:31.440 know
00:40:31.560 and
00:40:31.680 he
00:40:31.760 said
00:40:31.920 he
00:40:32.000 got
00:40:32.120 taken
00:40:32.420 advantage
00:40:32.900 some
00:40:33.360 and
00:40:33.600 and
00:40:34.920 then
00:40:35.040 he
00:40:35.200 ended
00:40:35.400 up
00:40:35.620 out
00:40:35.760 in
00:40:35.880 Los
00:40:36.080 Angeles
00:40:36.500 and
00:40:36.860 he
00:40:40.440 thought
00:40:40.700 his
00:40:40.860 life
00:40:41.080 was
00:40:41.220 going
00:40:41.360 to
00:40:41.440 end
00:40:41.640 but
00:40:41.780 his
00:40:41.900 life
00:40:42.140 really
00:40:42.320 began
00:40:42.720 when
00:40:42.900 he
00:40:43.000 got
00:40:43.160 out
00:40:43.360 there
00:40:43.660 and
00:40:48.260 I
00:40:48.380 didn't
00:40:48.520 really
00:40:48.700 know
00:40:48.880 that
00:40:49.000 I
00:40:49.080 would
00:40:49.220 care
00:40:49.460 as
00:40:49.660 much
00:40:50.040 not
00:40:51.460 to
00:40:51.620 say
00:40:51.780 that
00:40:51.960 meanly
00:40:52.280 but
00:40:52.400 you
00:40:52.700 just
00:40:52.840 don't
00:40:53.060 know
00:40:53.300 when
00:40:53.480 some
00:40:53.660 people
00:40:53.880 leave
00:40:54.220 the
00:40:54.360 earth
00:40:54.560 how
00:40:54.720 much
00:40:54.920 it's
00:40:55.060 going
00:40:55.200 to
00:40:55.280 hit
00:40:55.440 you
00:40:55.580 and
00:40:55.720 it
00:40:56.180 just
00:40:56.360 made
00:41:01.760 me
00:41:01.940 realize
00:41:02.400 how
00:41:02.620 different
00:41:03.060 things
00:41:03.380 are
00:41:03.500 going
00:41:03.620 to
00:41:03.700 be
00:41:03.880 and
00:41:04.060 how
00:41:04.240 much
00:41:04.600 a lot
00:41:05.240 of
00:41:05.340 people
00:41:05.520 might
00:41:05.740 be
00:41:05.900 struggling
00:41:06.320 you
00:41:16.100 know
00:41:16.320 and
00:41:16.480 I
00:41:16.680 didn't
00:41:16.900 I
00:41:17.060 didn't
00:41:17.280 never
00:41:17.580 know
00:41:18.240 you
00:41:20.680 know
00:41:20.860 he
00:41:21.000 really
00:41:21.300 have
00:41:21.480 I
00:41:21.560 mean
00:41:21.680 I
00:41:21.800 just
00:41:22.100 for
00:41:22.520 him
00:41:22.700 to
00:41:22.840 wake
00:41:23.320 up
00:41:23.460 and
00:41:23.580 be
00:41:23.740 positive
00:41:24.260 every
00:41:24.560 day
00:41:24.960 and
00:41:27.020 having
00:41:27.320 gay
00:41:27.720 AIDS
00:41:28.180 man
00:41:28.520 and
00:41:32.600 to
00:41:32.720 just
00:41:33.020 be
00:41:33.440 to
00:41:34.280 show
00:41:34.660 up
00:41:34.840 every
00:41:35.080 day
00:41:35.580 you
00:41:37.640 know
00:41:37.940 and
00:41:38.380 and
00:41:42.300 that's
00:41:42.640 you
00:41:43.040 know
00:41:43.340 and
00:41:46.060 that's
00:41:46.360 really
00:41:46.560 that
00:41:46.760 blood
00:41:47.420 ghost
00:41:47.880 baby
00:41:48.220 AIDS
00:41:48.740 and
00:41:51.400 yeah
00:41:59.080 I just
00:41:59.320 want to
00:41:59.560 say
00:41:59.740 thank you
00:42:00.180 Jeff
00:42:00.460 man
00:42:00.920 you know
00:42:01.660 we love
00:42:02.160 you bro
00:42:02.580 and
00:42:05.920 you
00:42:06.000 were
00:42:06.120 nice
00:42:06.540 and
00:42:06.700 you
00:42:06.800 were
00:42:06.940 warm
00:42:07.440 and
00:42:07.600 you
00:42:07.680 were
00:42:07.820 kind
00:42:08.380 and
00:42:09.160 you
00:42:10.820 didn't
00:42:11.020 ever
00:42:11.220 be
00:42:11.420 wild
00:42:11.960 or
00:42:12.140 try
00:42:12.340 to
00:42:12.500 fuck
00:42:12.940 or
00:42:13.060 do
00:42:13.260 anything
00:42:13.600 wild
00:42:14.040 like
00:42:14.300 that
00:42:14.540 you
00:42:14.740 just
00:42:15.160 you
00:42:18.800 know
00:42:18.920 you
00:42:19.080 gave
00:42:19.340 homestead
00:42:20.020 to
00:42:20.200 people
00:42:20.760 that
00:42:20.980 needed
00:42:21.300 it
00:42:21.760 and
00:42:26.140 I
00:42:26.320 felt
00:42:26.880 like
00:42:27.020 you
00:42:27.100 would
00:42:27.220 have
00:42:27.300 shared
00:42:27.580 with
00:42:27.920 anybody
00:42:28.220 you
00:42:28.420 would
00:42:28.580 have
00:42:28.680 shared
00:42:28.840 your
00:42:28.980 time
00:42:29.200 and
00:42:29.560 I
00:42:29.700 wish
00:42:29.900 I
00:42:30.060 had
00:42:30.160 spent
00:42:30.300 more
00:42:30.500 time
00:42:30.740 with
00:42:30.880 you
00:42:31.000 brother
00:42:31.320 you
00:42:38.240 know
00:42:38.320 I
00:42:38.420 wish
00:42:38.580 I
00:42:38.720 had
00:42:38.820 gotten
00:42:39.000 to
00:42:39.120 know
00:42:39.240 you
00:42:39.360 a
00:42:39.480 little
00:42:39.580 bit
00:42:39.720 better
00:42:40.000 man
00:42:40.360 you
00:42:44.040 know
00:42:44.280 and
00:42:44.600 we
00:42:44.740 love
00:42:45.000 you
00:42:45.140 Jeff
00:42:45.460 Jeff
00:42:46.040 Scott
00:42:46.340 I
00:42:46.460 want
00:42:46.560 to
00:42:46.620 let
00:42:46.780 you
00:42:46.900 know
00:42:47.040 that
00:42:47.340 oh
00:42:50.180 man
00:42:50.660 yeah
00:42:53.040 sorry
00:42:53.440 I
00:42:53.620 didn't
00:42:53.720 mean
00:42:53.800 to
00:42:53.900 get
00:42:54.020 off
00:42:54.200 like
00:42:54.400 that
00:42:54.720 but
00:42:55.080 you
00:42:59.180 know
00:42:59.340 life
00:42:59.720 is
00:42:59.920 just
00:43:00.200 this
00:43:00.920 it's
00:43:11.420 like
00:43:11.660 life
00:43:19.120 is
00:43:19.300 just
00:43:19.500 like
00:43:19.740 this
00:43:20.120 life's
00:43:25.600 like
00:43:25.760 this
00:43:26.000 it's
00:43:26.260 like
00:43:26.400 a
00:43:26.600 like
00:43:27.240 an
00:43:27.380 outfit
00:43:27.700 or
00:43:28.260 a
00:43:28.440 costume
00:43:28.860 or
00:43:29.060 a
00:43:29.260 coat
00:43:29.620 and
00:43:31.400 the
00:43:31.580 second
00:43:31.840 I
00:43:32.020 start
00:43:32.240 to
00:43:32.380 kind
00:43:32.540 of
00:43:32.660 feel
00:43:32.860 like
00:43:33.060 I
00:43:33.180 know
00:43:33.360 what
00:43:33.480 it
00:43:33.620 feels
00:43:34.040 like
00:43:34.420 it
00:43:37.340 it
00:43:39.460 turns
00:43:39.780 into
00:43:39.980 like
00:43:40.240 a
00:43:40.500 just
00:43:42.840 a
00:43:43.020 different
00:43:43.340 and
00:43:46.120 I
00:43:46.280 can
00:43:46.480 never
00:43:46.900 wear it
00:43:52.220 right
00:43:52.540 I
00:43:52.760 can
00:43:52.920 never
00:43:53.140 know
00:43:53.540 how
00:43:53.780 I
00:43:53.960 look
00:43:54.240 in
00:43:54.420 it
00:43:54.520 I
00:43:54.680 can
00:43:54.840 never
00:43:55.180 know
00:44:02.780 if it
00:44:03.120 fits
00:44:03.700 really
00:44:04.060 it's
00:44:04.720 just
00:44:04.880 brief
00:44:05.180 moments
00:44:05.720 of life
00:44:07.100 feeling
00:44:07.500 tailored
00:44:08.080 before it
00:44:11.900 completely
00:44:12.300 readjust
00:44:12.940 man
00:44:13.260 and
00:44:14.260 God
00:44:14.520 bless you
00:44:14.940 Jeff
00:44:15.140 Scott
00:44:15.500 man
00:44:15.860 and
00:44:16.860 we love
00:44:22.720 you bro
00:44:23.200 you
00:44:23.620 know
00:44:23.740 I
00:44:23.820 don't
00:44:23.920 know
00:44:24.100 what
00:44:25.220 you
00:44:25.340 were
00:44:25.440 going
00:44:25.660 through
00:44:25.880 when
00:44:26.060 you
00:44:26.160 were
00:44:26.300 at
00:44:26.480 home
00:44:26.720 and
00:44:26.840 you
00:44:26.940 were
00:44:27.060 by
00:44:27.260 you
00:44:27.420 know
00:44:27.540 for
00:44:27.800 you
00:44:28.380 know
00:44:28.520 what
00:44:28.760 was
00:44:28.960 going
00:44:29.260 on
00:44:29.640 you
00:44:29.820 know
00:44:30.040 and
00:44:30.340 I'm
00:44:30.500 sorry
00:44:30.840 that
00:44:31.180 you
00:44:31.480 and
00:44:31.600 I
00:44:31.700 weren't
00:44:31.860 closer
00:44:32.240 but
00:44:33.300 I
00:44:34.140 just
00:44:34.400 didn't
00:44:34.680 realize
00:44:34.940 how
00:44:35.100 big
00:44:35.280 of
00:44:35.400 a
00:44:35.500 part
00:44:35.660 you
00:44:35.800 were
00:44:35.940 of
00:44:36.040 my
00:44:36.180 life
00:44:36.440 and
00:44:36.560 I'm
00:44:38.580 happy
00:44:38.780 that
00:44:38.960 I
00:44:39.060 got to
00:44:39.440 cross
00:44:40.600 paths
00:44:40.940 with you
00:44:41.380 on this
00:44:42.000 realm
00:44:42.280 brother
00:44:42.620 gang
00:44:43.080 I
00:44:45.120 want to
00:44:46.840 let
00:44:47.000 you
00:44:53.200 when
00:44:55.240 it
00:44:55.360 comes
00:44:55.600 to
00:44:55.800 work
00:44:56.080 communication
00:44:56.660 is
00:44:57.100 key
00:44:57.400 even
00:44:57.900 if
00:44:58.040 you
00:44:58.160 don't
00:44:58.420 have
00:44:58.660 a
00:44:58.780 writing
00:44:59.040 job
00:44:59.460 sounding
00:45:00.160 unconfident
00:45:00.840 indecisive
00:45:01.840 or
00:45:02.100 passive
00:45:02.460 aggressive
00:45:02.880 can
00:45:03.420 hold
00:45:03.640 you
00:45:03.760 back
00:45:03.960 professionally
00:45:04.560 and
00:45:04.940 hurt
00:45:05.180 your
00:45:05.340 team's
00:45:05.680 productivity
00:45:06.240 Grammarly
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00:45:07.820 advanced
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00:45:09.020 make
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00:45:09.820 you're
00:45:10.060 always
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00:45:11.640 sound
00:45:12.340 clear
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00:45:12.800 confident
00:45:13.160 in
00:45:13.380 your
00:45:13.520 writing
00:45:13.820 and
00:45:14.120 automatically
00:45:14.660 replace
00:45:15.200 negative
00:45:15.680 leaning
00:45:16.000 language
00:45:16.440 with
00:45:16.720 solution
00:45:17.120 focused
00:45:17.540 alternatives
00:45:18.220 with
00:45:18.920 Grammarly's
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00:45:19.760 you can
00:45:20.300 build
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00:45:23.660 of
00:45:23.800 challenges
00:45:24.220 and
00:45:24.900 help
00:45:25.100 your
00:45:25.240 team
00:45:25.480 get
00:45:25.700 things
00:45:25.960 done
00:45:26.280 Grammarly
00:45:27.160 works
00:45:27.500 where
00:45:27.740 you
00:45:28.020 do
00:45:28.260 so
00:45:28.640 your
00:45:28.820 team's
00:45:29.160 projects
00:45:29.520 get
00:45:29.800 done
00:45:30.040 before
00:45:30.400 the
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00:45:31.000 and
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00:45:32.140 like
00:45:32.380 comprehensive
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00:45:33.420 grammar
00:45:34.040 and
00:45:34.620 clarity
00:45:34.980 focused
00:45:35.380 sentence
00:45:35.760 rewrites
00:45:36.280 Grammarly
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00:45:37.380 keep
00:45:37.620 your
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00:45:38.220 efficient
00:45:38.660 and
00:45:38.940 mistake
00:45:39.360 free
00:45:39.680 the
00:45:40.500 right
00:45:40.740 tone
00:45:41.000 can
00:45:41.200 move
00:45:41.480 any
00:45:41.780 project
00:45:42.220 forward
00:45:42.640 get
00:45:43.280 it
00:45:43.420 just
00:45:43.700 right
00:45:43.960 with
00:45:44.140 Grammarly
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00:45:45.180 to
00:45:45.320 grammarly.com
00:45:46.380 slash
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00:45:54.880 there's
00:45:55.260 not a
00:45:55.540 vetable
00:45:55.860 animal
00:45:56.180 brother
00:45:56.480 it's
00:45:56.720 a
00:45:57.020 that's
00:45:57.800 a
00:45:57.900 to-go
00:45:58.260 lunch
00:45:58.580 for a
00:45:58.940 wolf
00:45:59.280 you know
00:46:01.300 I really
00:46:01.640 think you
00:46:01.960 should just
00:46:02.240 let the
00:46:02.600 Lord work
00:46:03.200 on him
00:46:03.500 there
00:46:03.680 brother
00:46:04.020 he took
00:46:06.600 his blood
00:46:06.940 pressure
00:46:07.380 checked
00:46:08.420 his heart
00:46:08.820 rate
00:46:09.060 this kind
00:46:09.420 of stuff
00:46:09.780 a little
00:46:10.160 bit
00:46:10.320 strange
00:46:10.620 to me
00:46:10.960 any
00:46:11.440 case
00:46:11.720 they also
00:46:12.120 hit him
00:46:12.400 with some
00:46:12.700 antibiotics
00:46:13.220 so we were
00:46:13.600 giving him
00:46:13.900 antibiotics
00:46:14.380 for a couple
00:46:14.880 weeks
00:46:15.280 and then
00:46:16.440 he died
00:46:17.380 they didn't
00:46:18.880 work
00:46:19.260 and so now
00:46:20.080 we buried
00:46:20.560 him in the
00:46:20.920 backyard
00:46:23.200 god is
00:46:27.300 the number
00:46:27.820 one
00:46:28.360 veterinarian
00:46:29.580 okay
00:46:30.100 god is
00:46:32.000 the number
00:46:32.220 one
00:46:32.380 veterinarian
00:46:32.900 especially
00:46:33.300 for a
00:46:34.020 hamster
00:46:34.420 okay
00:46:35.420 your hamster
00:46:36.520 gots a
00:46:36.860 cataract
00:46:37.460 that means
00:46:38.260 it's
00:46:38.820 looking for
00:46:39.620 the Lord
00:46:40.200 baby
00:46:40.580 your pony
00:46:42.520 needs a
00:46:42.980 hip replacement
00:46:43.740 that don't
00:46:44.860 mean
00:46:45.280 spend
00:46:45.940 twenty dollars
00:46:46.820 to get
00:46:47.520 little
00:46:47.760 daisy
00:46:48.240 a new
00:46:48.580 piss
00:46:48.960 hinge
00:46:49.320 okay
00:46:49.700 let the
00:46:50.540 Lord
00:46:50.820 work
00:46:51.300 that means
00:46:52.360 the Lord
00:46:52.880 gots his
00:46:53.420 tool belt
00:46:54.340 on
00:46:54.780 and he's
00:46:55.540 ready
00:46:55.820 to
00:46:56.140 go
00:46:56.780 to
00:46:57.020 your
00:46:58.860 frog
00:46:59.260 has a
00:46:59.680 lisp
00:47:00.100 that don't
00:47:01.020 mean it
00:47:01.480 needs a
00:47:01.980 speech therapy
00:47:03.380 it needs
00:47:04.760 a grave
00:47:05.980 a grave
00:47:07.720 is the
00:47:08.040 Lord's
00:47:08.400 lost and
00:47:08.860 found
00:47:09.260 let the
00:47:10.360 Lord
00:47:10.740 collect
00:47:11.460 them
00:47:11.680 and
00:47:12.180 refurb
00:47:13.180 them
00:47:13.380 you feel
00:47:13.860 me
00:47:14.120 your
00:47:14.600 hyena
00:47:14.960 needs
00:47:15.260 a
00:47:15.440 chin
00:47:15.680 bone
00:47:16.060 well
00:47:16.680 let
00:47:17.280 the
00:47:17.500 Lord
00:47:18.080 your
00:47:18.680 kitten
00:47:19.040 got a
00:47:19.500 cleft
00:47:19.940 palate
00:47:20.400 well
00:47:21.020 let
00:47:21.760 the
00:47:21.940 Lord
00:47:22.540 your
00:47:23.720 guinea
00:47:24.080 pig
00:47:24.680 got
00:47:25.180 arthritis
00:47:26.260 well
00:47:27.040 LTL
00:47:28.380 baby
00:47:28.640 let
00:47:29.360 the
00:47:29.700 Lord
00:47:30.720 y'all
00:47:31.740 out here
00:47:32.160 tinkering
00:47:32.940 with the
00:47:33.380 man's
00:47:33.880 work
00:47:34.360 somebody
00:47:35.460 out in
00:47:35.840 Beverly
00:47:36.100 Hills
00:47:36.340 got a
00:47:36.760 pet
00:47:37.060 mosquito
00:47:37.620 in a
00:47:38.260 back
00:47:38.600 brace
00:47:38.880 bitch
00:47:39.580 let
00:47:40.620 the
00:47:40.820 Lord
00:47:41.600 you're
00:47:42.340 trying to
00:47:42.640 teach
00:47:42.860 his
00:47:43.040 turtle
00:47:43.340 Spanish
00:47:44.000 y'all
00:47:48.900 need to
00:47:49.160 quit
00:47:49.320 acting
00:47:49.560 like
00:47:49.800 God
00:47:50.640 don't
00:47:51.280 do
00:47:51.440 the
00:47:51.620 work
00:47:52.020 and
00:47:52.820 okay
00:47:58.720 that's
00:47:59.040 what I'm
00:47:59.260 telling you
00:47:59.620 right there
00:47:59.980 baby
00:48:00.300 and thank
00:48:02.280 you for
00:48:02.480 calling Ali
00:48:03.040 man you
00:48:03.560 guys be
00:48:03.840 good over
00:48:04.280 there brother
00:48:04.660 gang
00:48:05.080 I gotta tell
00:48:07.240 you right
00:48:07.440 now we'll get
00:48:07.760 to a few
00:48:08.020 more calls
00:48:08.460 then we
00:48:08.880 have a
00:48:09.080 guest
00:48:09.260 coming in
00:48:09.780 Athletic
00:48:10.740 Greens
00:48:11.380 the reason
00:48:13.100 I take
00:48:13.580 it is
00:48:13.800 because I
00:48:14.220 don't like
00:48:14.560 eating celery
00:48:15.180 all day
00:48:15.740 I don't
00:48:17.460 like eating
00:48:17.900 vegetables
00:48:18.420 all day
00:48:20.440 I like to
00:48:21.300 get me some
00:48:21.940 and get me
00:48:22.420 some and
00:48:22.860 go
00:48:23.060 I like to
00:48:24.020 get me a
00:48:24.320 little
00:48:24.460 agua
00:48:24.840 give me
00:48:25.840 an Athletic
00:48:26.380 Greens
00:48:26.640 snip over
00:48:27.200 the packet
00:48:27.660 little bit
00:48:27.980 of green
00:48:28.380 dust
00:48:28.720 smoke
00:48:29.040 comes out
00:48:29.640 and that's
00:48:31.340 a
00:48:31.460 vegetable
00:48:31.780 apple
00:48:32.260 smoke
00:48:32.900 and I
00:48:33.940 put a
00:48:35.820 ice cube
00:48:36.360 in and I
00:48:36.800 hit that
00:48:40.320 thing like
00:48:40.860 a
00:48:43.080 hit
00:48:43.260 that
00:48:43.740 thing
00:48:44.300 like
00:48:44.960 a
00:48:45.220 that's
00:48:50.420 what I'm
00:48:50.640 saying baby
00:48:51.120 and that
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00:48:57.120 many
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00:48:58.740 difficult
00:48:59.140 to
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00:49:00.020 effective
00:49:00.540 nutritional
00:49:01.000 habits
00:49:01.400 and that's
00:49:01.800 true
00:49:02.040 you get
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00:49:04.040 already
00:49:04.260 have
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00:49:04.940 tomorrow
00:49:05.340 that's
00:49:06.960 the world
00:49:07.260 we live
00:49:07.660 in right
00:49:07.960 now you
00:49:08.300 already
00:49:08.620 have
00:49:09.140 somewhere
00:49:09.480 to be
00:49:09.800 tomorrow
00:49:10.160 so you're
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00:49:12.980 of
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00:49:15.140 you're
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00:49:16.620 empty
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00:49:17.200 one
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00:49:31.720 green
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00:49:36.500 increase
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00:49:37.060 and focus
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00:49:47.600 and this
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00:51:00.320 today
00:51:01.100 look
00:51:02.400 I've got my
00:51:03.020 mother on
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00:51:03.860 that's how much
00:51:04.320 I trust
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00:51:06.780 it
00:51:06.960 let's go
00:51:08.900 let's take
00:51:13.180 another call
00:51:13.720 right here
00:51:14.240 we'll take
00:51:14.660 one more
00:51:14.940 and then we
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00:51:15.720 to our
00:51:16.560 guest
00:51:17.280 today
00:51:18.240 hey Theo
00:51:21.060 my name is
00:51:21.800 Aaron Hightower
00:51:22.920 and
00:51:23.520 hey Aaron
00:51:24.920 and thank you
00:51:25.860 for calling
00:51:26.220 I like Aaron
00:51:26.860 man it's a
00:51:27.320 name a
00:51:27.700 mixed name
00:51:28.400 could be
00:51:29.500 male or
00:51:30.500 female pet
00:51:31.280 anything
00:51:32.300 bro
00:51:32.840 mystery
00:51:34.000 go Stephen
00:51:35.820 gang
00:51:36.180 brother
00:51:36.400 praise God
00:51:37.040 I've been a
00:51:38.400 video game
00:51:38.820 programmer for
00:51:39.600 a couple of
00:51:40.040 years
00:51:40.300 worked with a
00:51:40.840 lot of
00:51:41.120 folks
00:51:41.480 and I
00:51:42.820 wanted to
00:51:43.140 get your
00:51:43.440 take on
00:51:44.280 what's called
00:51:45.080 the simulation
00:51:45.880 hypothesis
00:51:46.940 I think there
00:51:48.600 was a story
00:51:49.840 that went
00:51:50.200 around
00:51:50.580 December 30th
00:51:51.840 or so
00:51:52.440 hit Fox
00:51:54.040 News and
00:51:54.620 it's been
00:51:55.000 doing the
00:51:55.360 circuits I
00:51:55.800 haven't seen
00:51:56.200 everywhere it's
00:51:56.800 been but
00:51:57.380 yeah there's
00:51:59.800 a guy
00:52:00.160 Michio
00:52:01.220 Kaku
00:52:01.860 K-A-K-U
00:52:03.380 and he's got
00:52:04.980 some comments
00:52:05.640 on it but
00:52:05.980 yeah I wanted
00:52:06.340 to get your
00:52:06.760 take I
00:52:07.160 thought you
00:52:07.580 would give
00:52:08.160 us an
00:52:08.480 entertaining
00:52:08.960 insight from
00:52:10.480 your perspective
00:52:11.100 what it might
00:52:11.640 all be about
00:52:12.460 thanks for
00:52:13.060 everything you're
00:52:13.540 doing Theo
00:52:13.940 huge fan
00:52:14.740 take care
00:52:15.460 thank you
00:52:16.760 very much
00:52:17.380 there Aaron
00:52:17.940 simulation
00:52:19.260 hypothesis
00:52:20.240 by Kakach
00:52:21.320 all right
00:52:22.620 this says
00:52:23.060 do we live
00:52:24.420 in assimilation
00:52:25.360 gauging whether
00:52:27.000 or not we
00:52:27.480 dwell inside
00:52:28.080 someone else's
00:52:28.640 computer may
00:52:29.240 come down to
00:52:29.820 advanced AI
00:52:30.760 research or
00:52:31.960 measurements at
00:52:32.840 the frontiers
00:52:33.700 of cosmology
00:52:35.000 I have to
00:52:36.500 pee
00:52:36.700 okay I'm
00:52:38.300 back
00:52:38.640 you know
00:52:42.360 do we live
00:52:42.920 in assimilation
00:52:43.740 do we live
00:52:44.360 in a computer
00:52:45.100 man it
00:52:47.600 really a
00:52:49.420 lot of it
00:52:49.900 really starts
00:52:50.460 to feel
00:52:51.400 like it
00:52:51.920 you know
00:52:54.280 and I
00:52:54.520 think for
00:52:54.940 me
00:52:55.440 some of
00:52:58.260 it is
00:52:58.480 because of
00:52:58.980 how much
00:52:59.320 time I
00:52:59.680 spend on
00:53:00.140 a computer
00:53:00.680 or next
00:53:03.340 to electronics
00:53:04.180 you know
00:53:06.060 it's going
00:53:06.320 to feel
00:53:06.640 like it
00:53:07.080 it's going
00:53:09.300 to feel
00:53:10.040 I'm
00:53:12.400 going to
00:53:12.620 feel
00:53:12.860 like I'm
00:53:13.400 locked
00:53:14.180 into a
00:53:14.580 database
00:53:14.940 of course
00:53:15.400 I'm
00:53:15.560 going to
00:53:15.720 feel
00:53:15.920 like I'm
00:53:16.580 probably
00:53:18.020 being
00:53:18.300 controlled
00:53:18.740 by one
00:53:19.240 I'm
00:53:19.480 computer
00:53:21.080 sends me
00:53:21.620 an email
00:53:21.940 it tells me
00:53:22.480 that email
00:53:22.980 usually a lot
00:53:23.540 of times
00:53:23.780 tell me what
00:53:24.120 I need to
00:53:24.420 do next
00:53:24.880 where am
00:53:25.200 I going
00:53:25.660 I put it
00:53:26.640 into a
00:53:26.940 calendar
00:53:27.260 so I
00:53:27.640 go check
00:53:28.200 on a
00:53:28.460 calendar
00:53:28.840 and a
00:53:30.280 calendar
00:53:30.560 tells me
00:53:31.280 okay this
00:53:32.540 is where
00:53:32.660 you have
00:53:32.800 to be
00:53:32.980 tomorrow
00:53:33.340 2 3
00:53:33.980 7 p.m.
00:53:36.120 here who
00:53:36.540 here's who
00:53:37.080 else is
00:53:37.460 coming
00:53:37.780 so it
00:53:39.980 starts to
00:53:40.420 be really
00:53:40.800 that I'm
00:53:41.140 following
00:53:41.760 and storing
00:53:43.760 things that
00:53:44.240 are important
00:53:44.660 to me in
00:53:45.200 an electronic
00:53:45.660 world
00:53:46.360 so much
00:53:49.420 so that
00:53:50.220 that I
00:53:56.240 could easily
00:53:56.800 see why
00:53:57.400 if enough
00:53:58.120 people
00:53:58.420 suggested
00:53:59.260 that we
00:54:00.840 were living
00:54:01.440 in assimilation
00:54:02.360 it wouldn't
00:54:07.100 be hard
00:54:07.620 for me
00:54:08.080 to maybe
00:54:08.720 feel that
00:54:09.420 way
00:54:09.820 that somebody
00:54:13.680 was you
00:54:14.100 know
00:54:14.240 Nintendo
00:54:14.700 switching
00:54:15.220 me
00:54:15.560 especially
00:54:20.180 a lot
00:54:20.520 of people
00:54:20.860 switching
00:54:21.300 sex
00:54:21.860 as they
00:54:22.300 get older
00:54:22.780 like
00:54:24.760 somebody
00:54:25.100 just
00:54:25.400 you know
00:54:25.800 you know
00:54:28.480 did L2
00:54:29.460 smash
00:54:31.020 the right
00:54:31.600 L2
00:54:35.740 and then
00:54:36.040 smash
00:54:36.420 the R
00:54:36.900 and then
00:54:37.220 damn
00:54:37.580 you know
00:54:38.080 Larry's
00:54:38.620 got a
00:54:38.920 cop
00:54:39.240 now
00:54:39.800 you know
00:54:41.840 or Bridget
00:54:42.480 wants some
00:54:42.980 tits
00:54:43.320 now
00:54:43.660 and that's
00:54:46.020 that could
00:54:46.740 be something
00:54:47.300 that's
00:54:47.660 happening
00:54:47.980 do I
00:54:52.880 feel like
00:54:53.780 it
00:54:54.140 I think
00:54:56.140 if I
00:54:56.460 start to
00:54:56.900 give in
00:54:57.360 to that
00:54:58.000 idea
00:54:58.660 then that's
00:55:00.780 not gonna
00:55:01.260 be good
00:55:01.780 for me
00:55:02.360 I wonder
00:55:05.480 how I would
00:55:05.940 feel say
00:55:06.300 if I cut
00:55:06.740 off all
00:55:07.160 electronics
00:55:07.740 for myself
00:55:08.200 for six
00:55:08.680 months
00:55:08.900 would I
00:55:09.200 still feel
00:55:09.800 like I'm
00:55:10.200 in assimilation
00:55:10.940 or would I
00:55:13.920 just start to
00:55:14.480 notice that a
00:55:14.960 lot of
00:55:15.240 people are
00:55:16.380 addicted to
00:55:17.280 electronics
00:55:18.080 and
00:55:18.260 electronica
00:55:18.900 and
00:55:19.120 digitalia
00:55:20.720 because also
00:55:27.820 I don't
00:55:28.160 understand
00:55:28.660 sometimes
00:55:29.100 if we
00:55:29.420 are
00:55:29.820 say we're
00:55:30.160 in
00:55:30.260 assimilation
00:55:31.080 sometimes
00:55:37.080 I
00:55:37.340 you know
00:55:37.880 I remember
00:55:38.300 sometimes I
00:55:38.760 would just
00:55:39.040 leave the
00:55:39.440 game on
00:55:40.060 I'd be
00:55:42.000 playing
00:55:42.400 playstation
00:55:43.500 playstation
00:55:44.720 or something
00:55:46.400 I would
00:55:46.600 just leave
00:55:46.920 the game
00:55:47.280 on I
00:55:47.520 would go
00:55:48.000 that's what
00:55:50.380 I worry
00:55:50.720 about
00:55:50.920 sometimes
00:55:51.360 if somebody
00:55:51.760 started
00:55:52.080 assimilation
00:55:52.700 and then
00:55:53.200 maybe they
00:55:53.960 got attacked
00:55:54.560 or maybe
00:55:55.000 they went
00:55:55.360 outside to
00:55:55.940 get something
00:55:56.500 and somebody
00:55:57.000 cut them
00:55:57.540 you know
00:55:59.040 or really
00:55:59.960 disemboweled
00:56:00.800 them
00:56:01.020 and they're
00:56:02.820 never coming
00:56:03.400 back to
00:56:03.880 the machine
00:56:04.520 so it's
00:56:07.880 kind of
00:56:08.180 like in
00:56:08.660 like
00:56:08.900 war of
00:56:09.500 what is
00:56:13.180 that thing
00:56:13.580 called
00:56:14.220 sim
00:56:15.500 not
00:56:16.080 sims
00:56:16.640 but
00:56:16.840 it's
00:56:20.960 like a
00:56:21.220 battle
00:56:21.620 thing
00:56:22.440 where you
00:56:22.940 have crops
00:56:23.600 and you
00:56:23.940 know
00:56:24.200 hey
00:56:24.960 Donnie
00:56:25.400 get the
00:56:25.740 wood
00:56:26.060 you know
00:56:26.500 hey
00:56:27.180 Cheryl
00:56:27.680 huh
00:56:28.120 want
00:56:29.400 your
00:56:29.540 farm
00:56:30.020 so
00:56:34.960 you know
00:56:35.380 it has
00:56:35.660 that whole
00:56:36.020 thing
00:56:36.280 going on
00:56:36.700 and I
00:56:36.920 wonder
00:56:37.220 if
00:56:37.460 sometimes
00:56:37.780 that
00:56:38.200 is
00:56:38.380 just
00:56:38.700 on
00:56:39.380 that
00:56:39.580 screen
00:56:40.040 where
00:56:40.420 they
00:56:41.340 went
00:56:41.520 outside
00:56:42.000 to get
00:56:42.360 the
00:56:42.540 mail
00:56:42.800 somebody
00:56:43.180 popped
00:56:43.600 them
00:56:43.780 off
00:56:44.200 and now
00:56:45.540 they're
00:56:45.720 never
00:56:45.960 coming
00:56:46.300 back
00:56:46.540 to the
00:56:46.800 controls
00:56:47.260 again
00:56:47.660 so now
00:56:50.600 we're
00:56:50.840 just
00:56:51.100 stuck
00:56:51.400 here
00:56:51.600 on this
00:56:51.860 one
00:56:52.140 page
00:56:52.540 where
00:56:52.720 nothing
00:56:53.100 ever
00:56:53.600 kind
00:56:53.960 of
00:56:54.060 happens
00:56:54.520 and we're
00:56:55.680 starting
00:56:55.900 to lose
00:56:56.200 our
00:56:56.360 minds
00:56:56.700 a
00:56:56.860 little
00:56:57.040 but
00:57:02.060 also
00:57:02.620 I
00:57:04.700 think
00:57:04.960 we're
00:57:05.140 just
00:57:05.340 one
00:57:05.680 little
00:57:05.920 ice
00:57:06.280 age
00:57:06.700 or
00:57:07.200 not
00:57:07.380 even
00:57:07.560 an
00:57:07.720 ice
00:57:08.020 age
00:57:08.320 just
00:57:08.520 like
00:57:08.720 a
00:57:08.900 real
00:57:09.360 you
00:57:11.920 know
00:57:12.080 kind
00:57:12.340 of
00:57:12.460 it's
00:57:14.120 going
00:57:14.220 to be
00:57:14.400 chilly
00:57:14.600 out
00:57:14.820 there
00:57:14.960 today
00:57:15.360 age
00:57:15.980 and
00:57:18.040 away
00:57:19.020 from
00:57:19.560 us
00:57:21.000 having
00:57:21.200 to get
00:57:21.480 back
00:57:21.820 to
00:57:22.180 ourselves
00:57:22.880 and
00:57:25.060 what
00:57:25.460 and
00:57:26.860 what
00:57:27.080 it
00:57:27.200 feels
00:57:27.600 like
00:57:27.920 to
00:57:28.100 just
00:57:28.340 be
00:57:28.800 to
00:57:31.200 connect
00:57:31.600 with
00:57:31.780 a
00:57:31.920 different
00:57:32.160 source
00:57:32.740 we
00:57:33.580 spend
00:57:33.820 so
00:57:34.020 much
00:57:34.200 time
00:57:34.460 connecting
00:57:34.840 to
00:57:35.040 this
00:57:35.340 to
00:57:35.540 this
00:57:35.840 source
00:57:36.400 that
00:57:37.580 of
00:57:37.780 course
00:57:38.060 we
00:57:38.220 start
00:57:38.620 to
00:57:38.760 feel
00:57:38.940 like
00:57:39.100 part
00:57:39.340 of
00:57:39.460 it
00:57:39.600 you
00:57:42.720 know
00:57:42.840 if
00:57:42.960 I
00:57:43.080 have
00:57:43.220 seven
00:57:43.560 pickles
00:57:43.940 I'm
00:57:44.140 gonna
00:57:44.240 feel
00:57:44.480 like
00:57:44.680 a
00:57:44.800 list
00:57:45.000 like
00:57:45.260 you
00:57:45.420 know
00:57:45.660 I'm
00:57:47.800 gonna
00:57:47.900 feel
00:57:48.140 a little
00:57:48.360 green
00:57:48.760 baby
00:57:49.040 you
00:57:49.240 feel
00:57:49.440 me
00:57:49.660 and
00:57:50.900 I'm
00:57:51.060 gonna
00:57:51.120 start
00:57:51.300 believing
00:57:51.660 in
00:57:51.840 green
00:57:52.100 shit
00:57:52.500 so I
00:57:54.800 think
00:57:54.920 that's
00:57:55.220 where I
00:57:55.540 am
00:57:55.800 with
00:57:56.180 it
00:57:56.420 I
00:57:57.660 never
00:57:57.860 felt
00:57:58.160 that
00:57:58.320 the
00:57:58.480 rest
00:57:58.700 of
00:57:58.800 my
00:57:58.980 life
00:57:59.340 so
00:57:59.540 it's
00:57:59.740 interesting
00:58:00.040 that
00:58:00.240 suddenly
00:58:00.640 now
00:58:01.240 within
00:58:01.800 the
00:58:02.020 past
00:58:02.320 five
00:58:02.720 years
00:58:03.060 when
00:58:03.280 we
00:58:03.400 were
00:58:03.520 getting
00:58:03.780 so
00:58:04.480 I
00:58:05.840 mean
00:58:05.960 my
00:58:06.160 device
00:58:06.520 is
00:58:06.720 always
00:58:07.020 with
00:58:07.300 me
00:58:07.560 it's
00:58:08.780 never
00:58:09.020 more
00:58:09.240 than
00:58:09.400 ten
00:58:09.700 minutes
00:58:09.980 before
00:58:10.120 I
00:58:10.220 respond
00:58:10.520 to
00:58:10.640 a
00:58:10.760 text
00:58:11.040 usually
00:58:11.300 unless
00:58:11.520 I
00:58:11.620 don't
00:58:11.720 want
00:58:11.960 to
00:58:12.160 so
00:58:14.500 or
00:58:15.900 unless
00:58:16.100 I
00:58:16.180 have
00:58:16.240 to
00:58:16.360 think
00:58:16.600 about
00:58:16.880 it
00:58:17.140 and
00:58:18.140 that's
00:58:18.500 scary
00:58:18.900 that's
00:58:19.320 crazy
00:58:19.720 so
00:58:21.760 for
00:58:21.960 me
00:58:22.100 that
00:58:22.340 evidence
00:58:22.860 seems
00:58:24.020 more
00:58:24.300 realistic
00:58:24.880 you
00:58:27.760 know
00:58:27.860 and I
00:58:28.060 worry
00:58:28.260 about
00:58:28.440 the
00:58:28.600 long
00:58:28.860 term
00:58:29.020 effects
00:58:29.400 of
00:58:29.560 us
00:58:29.680 not
00:58:29.900 having
00:58:30.080 an
00:58:30.240 imagination
00:58:30.660 anymore
00:58:31.400 and
00:58:32.620 things
00:58:32.900 like
00:58:33.180 that
00:58:33.560 but
00:58:36.780 I
00:58:36.900 think
00:58:37.120 if
00:58:37.260 I
00:58:37.400 start
00:58:37.600 if
00:58:37.780 now
00:58:39.340 do
00:58:39.540 I
00:58:39.700 believe
00:58:39.960 that
00:58:40.140 one
00:58:40.340 day
00:58:40.480 we
00:58:40.660 won't
00:58:41.020 turn
00:58:41.220 you
00:58:41.380 know
00:58:41.480 get
00:58:41.700 into
00:58:41.980 AI
00:58:42.340 where
00:58:42.740 we
00:58:42.900 just
00:58:43.100 lay
00:58:43.300 on
00:58:43.420 a
00:58:43.560 floor
00:58:43.840 with
00:58:44.100 our
00:58:44.240 mouths
00:58:44.560 open
00:58:45.040 and
00:58:46.100 somebody
00:58:46.460 you
00:58:46.780 know
00:58:46.960 we
00:58:47.400 go
00:58:47.600 clock
00:58:48.000 in
00:58:48.160 at
00:58:48.320 work
00:58:48.580 and
00:58:48.720 we're
00:58:48.820 just
00:58:48.980 laying
00:58:49.260 there
00:58:49.440 all
00:58:49.580 day
00:58:49.700 watching
00:58:50.200 our
00:58:50.480 avatar
00:58:50.900 work
00:58:51.480 and
00:58:54.480 that
00:58:54.780 becomes
00:58:55.160 another
00:58:55.460 world
00:58:55.920 yeah
00:58:57.040 I
00:58:57.200 could
00:58:57.300 see
00:58:57.460 that
00:58:57.640 happening
00:58:58.000 I
00:59:00.740 could
00:59:00.880 see
00:59:01.020 a
00:59:01.140 huge
00:59:01.380 transition
00:59:01.920 of
00:59:02.160 wealth
00:59:02.480 in that
00:59:02.780 way
00:59:02.940 too
00:59:03.100 because
00:59:03.420 then
00:59:03.880 you
00:59:04.020 only
00:59:04.340 can
00:59:04.540 earn
00:59:04.800 money
00:59:05.120 in
00:59:05.260 the
00:59:05.400 avatar
00:59:05.720 world
00:59:06.460 you
00:59:07.520 know
00:59:07.660 in
00:59:07.820 this
00:59:07.980 brain
00:59:08.320 scape
00:59:08.920 so
00:59:11.280 suddenly
00:59:11.800 all the
00:59:12.120 money
00:59:12.300 whatever
00:59:12.520 you have
00:59:12.800 on the
00:59:12.960 outside
00:59:13.220 doesn't
00:59:13.520 matter
00:59:13.840 anymore
00:59:14.320 you
00:59:18.140 know
00:59:18.260 I
00:59:18.440 think
00:59:18.580 it
00:59:18.700 is
00:59:18.860 interesting
00:59:19.180 every
00:59:19.400 day
00:59:19.600 you
00:59:20.160 know
00:59:20.280 I
00:59:20.460 don't
00:59:20.600 know
00:59:20.760 if
00:59:20.860 it
00:59:20.940 always
00:59:21.140 happens
00:59:21.380 but
00:59:21.560 it
00:59:21.660 would
00:59:21.700 be
00:59:21.780 interesting
00:59:22.120 if
00:59:22.300 a
00:59:22.420 great
00:59:22.620 equalizer
00:59:23.160 comes
00:59:23.480 across
00:59:23.980 and
00:59:26.600 it
00:59:26.740 sets
00:59:27.040 it
00:59:27.160 all
00:59:27.300 at
00:59:27.460 zero
00:59:27.760 again
00:59:28.280 and
00:59:30.800 then
00:59:31.020 you
00:59:31.160 find out
00:59:31.600 what's
00:59:31.920 in
00:59:32.120 you
00:59:32.360 oh
00:59:34.180 am I
00:59:34.480 am I
00:59:35.160 just
00:59:35.340 gonna
00:59:35.600 cry
00:59:36.000 am I
00:59:36.300 just
00:59:36.500 gonna
00:59:36.780 am I
00:59:38.040 just
00:59:38.200 gonna
00:59:38.340 think
00:59:38.780 am I
00:59:39.020 just
00:59:39.180 gonna
00:59:39.340 judge
00:59:39.880 am I
00:59:40.100 just
00:59:40.280 gonna
00:59:40.440 blame
00:59:41.040 or
00:59:44.200 is
00:59:44.620 some
00:59:44.900 little
00:59:45.140 part
00:59:45.560 of me
00:59:45.740 that
00:59:45.920 still
00:59:46.160 has
00:59:46.360 a
00:59:46.520 pilot
00:59:46.920 light
00:59:47.200 of
00:59:47.360 damn
00:59:47.740 manhood
00:59:49.460 and
00:59:49.660 bravado
00:59:50.320 and
00:59:50.580 womanhood
00:59:51.340 gonna
00:59:52.340 fucking
00:59:53.060 flicker
00:59:53.960 and
00:59:57.200 pick up
00:59:57.580 a
00:59:57.740 fucking
00:59:58.380 hard
00:59:58.800 stick
00:59:59.480 and
01:00:02.220 say
01:00:02.380 let's
01:00:02.680 go
01:00:03.100 I
01:00:05.020 don't
01:00:05.160 know
01:00:05.440 you
01:00:06.400 know
01:00:06.500 I
01:00:06.600 don't
01:00:06.700 know
01:00:06.980 I
01:00:09.060 do
01:00:10.400 not
01:00:10.920 know
01:00:12.380 Riley
01:00:14.420 Mao
01:00:14.780 is
01:00:15.040 here
01:00:15.440 Riley
01:00:15.940 Mao
01:00:16.280 how
01:00:16.440 you
01:00:16.580 doing
01:00:16.820 brother
01:00:17.160 good
01:00:18.660 all
01:00:21.600 right
01:00:21.920 man
01:00:22.260 you
01:00:23.500 know
01:00:23.620 it's
01:00:23.780 been
01:00:23.940 a
01:00:24.060 while
01:00:24.340 and
01:00:24.500 people
01:00:24.680 have
01:00:24.780 been
01:00:24.880 asking
01:00:25.140 about
01:00:25.520 you
01:00:25.700 and
01:00:25.880 I
01:00:26.340 just
01:00:26.500 wanted
01:00:26.700 to
01:00:26.900 know
01:00:27.180 what
01:00:27.580 the last
01:00:28.840 we heard
01:00:29.260 from
01:00:29.480 you
01:00:29.760 you
01:00:30.640 had
01:00:30.800 a
01:00:30.960 love
01:00:31.240 in
01:00:31.380 your
01:00:31.480 life
01:00:31.840 and
01:00:32.240 you
01:00:32.340 had
01:00:32.460 come
01:00:32.620 across
01:00:32.920 some
01:00:33.140 love
01:00:33.580 and
01:00:34.040 do
01:00:34.140 you
01:00:34.180 remember
01:00:34.440 that
01:00:34.780 I
01:00:35.220 do
01:00:35.460 okay
01:00:36.360 good
01:00:36.740 and
01:00:38.040 tell me
01:00:40.000 about
01:00:40.180 that
01:00:40.440 the girl
01:00:40.860 Madison
01:00:41.300 was her
01:00:41.640 name
01:00:41.900 and
01:00:43.180 you
01:00:43.320 guys
01:00:43.940 and
01:00:44.500 it
01:00:44.640 kind
01:00:44.800 of
01:00:44.920 fizzled
01:00:45.220 quickly
01:00:45.620 I
01:00:45.800 remember
01:00:46.080 is
01:00:46.280 that
01:00:46.400 something
01:00:46.640 I'm
01:00:46.840 recollecting
01:00:47.360 well
01:00:47.680 or
01:00:47.820 no
01:00:48.100 you're
01:00:48.620 right
01:00:48.820 okay
01:00:49.400 and
01:00:50.460 take me
01:00:51.020 through
01:00:51.180 a
01:00:51.300 little
01:00:51.420 bit
01:00:51.580 of
01:00:51.660 that
01:00:51.840 you
01:00:52.040 guys
01:00:52.400 had
01:00:52.600 how
01:00:53.700 many
01:00:57.580 okay
01:00:58.380 and
01:00:59.540 it
01:00:59.740 and
01:01:00.200 then
01:01:00.360 after
01:01:00.620 that
01:01:00.940 what
01:01:01.360 happened
01:01:01.740 things
01:01:03.500 just
01:01:03.700 didn't
01:01:03.900 work
01:01:04.080 out
01:01:04.340 between
01:01:05.280 us
01:01:05.580 so
01:01:05.920 we
01:01:06.040 just
01:01:06.280 we
01:01:07.000 just
01:01:07.240 she
01:01:07.720 went
01:01:07.900 back
01:01:08.100 to
01:01:08.440 a
01:01:09.320 different
01:01:09.540 state
01:01:09.900 and
01:01:10.840 we
01:01:11.220 just
01:01:11.340 never
01:01:11.560 saw
01:01:11.740 each
01:01:11.880 other
01:01:12.020 again
01:01:12.280 and
01:01:13.960 when
01:01:14.180 you
01:01:14.440 say
01:01:14.980 that
01:01:15.400 things
01:01:15.600 didn't
01:01:15.920 work
01:01:16.200 out
01:01:16.440 what
01:01:16.600 does
01:01:16.680 it
01:01:16.760 mean
01:01:16.860 because
01:01:17.020 you
01:01:17.140 really
01:01:17.420 felt
01:01:17.900 like
01:01:18.520 you
01:01:18.620 were
01:01:18.740 into
01:01:18.900 this
01:01:19.140 gal
01:01:19.400 I
01:01:21.080 was
01:01:21.300 indeed
01:01:21.580 but
01:01:23.200 you
01:01:23.740 know
01:01:23.880 hey
01:01:24.280 things
01:01:24.720 happen
01:01:25.040 like
01:01:26.200 what
01:01:26.480 I
01:01:27.980 mean
01:01:28.240 I
01:01:29.700 mean
01:01:29.840 I
01:01:29.960 don't
01:01:30.760 want
01:01:30.880 to
01:01:30.960 get
01:01:31.040 into
01:01:31.180 too
01:01:31.360 much
01:01:31.520 detail
01:01:31.860 obviously
01:01:32.240 but
01:01:33.340 I
01:01:33.980 mean
01:01:34.200 it
01:01:34.620 just
01:01:34.880 I
01:01:35.660 mean
01:01:35.800 she
01:01:36.040 basically
01:01:36.420 just
01:01:36.680 saw
01:01:37.100 another
01:01:37.320 guy
01:01:37.600 she
01:01:38.140 was
01:01:38.240 interested
01:01:38.560 in
01:01:38.700 another
01:01:38.840 guy
01:01:39.120 really
01:01:39.600 and
01:01:40.240 did
01:01:40.340 you
01:01:40.420 ever
01:01:40.560 meet
01:01:40.760 this
01:01:40.940 guy
01:01:41.220 no
01:01:41.800 no
01:01:42.560 he's
01:01:42.920 in
01:01:43.280 her
01:01:44.580 state
01:01:44.920 as
01:01:45.100 well
01:01:45.280 oh
01:01:46.980 it's
01:01:47.260 easier
01:01:47.580 yeah
01:01:48.000 so
01:01:48.860 she's
01:01:49.100 taking
01:01:49.280 the
01:01:49.420 easy
01:01:49.620 way
01:01:49.840 out
01:01:50.040 kind
01:01:50.260 of
01:01:50.340 hitting
01:01:50.640 on
01:01:50.860 a
01:01:51.180 local
01:01:51.480 guy
01:01:51.880 yeah
01:01:52.320 yeah
01:01:54.360 I hate
01:01:54.600 when chicks
01:01:54.900 do
01:01:55.120 that
01:01:55.380 oh
01:01:55.660 he's
01:01:55.840 in
01:01:55.960 he
01:01:56.120 lives
01:01:56.300 in
01:01:56.420 my
01:01:56.560 state
01:01:56.760 I'm
01:01:56.940 gonna
01:01:57.040 hook up
01:01:57.720 with
01:01:57.860 him
01:01:58.080 you know
01:01:58.420 what
01:02:00.840 what
01:02:02.660 how
01:02:02.920 what
01:02:03.260 else
01:02:03.420 been
01:02:03.560 going
01:02:03.700 on
01:02:03.800 how
01:02:04.000 and
01:02:04.500 has
01:02:04.760 how
01:02:04.960 has
01:02:05.080 love
01:02:05.300 treated
01:02:05.560 you
01:02:05.720 since
01:02:05.960 then
01:02:06.180 has
01:02:06.320 there
01:02:06.440 been
01:02:06.800 anything
01:02:08.000 new
01:02:08.260 on the
01:02:08.540 love
01:02:08.740 horizon
01:02:09.240 not
01:02:10.080 yet
01:02:10.360 but
01:02:10.800 but
01:02:11.940 I
01:02:12.120 you
01:02:12.440 will
01:02:12.560 be
01:02:12.680 the
01:02:12.820 first
01:02:13.000 to
01:02:13.180 know
01:02:13.420 what
01:02:15.480 when
01:02:16.480 something
01:02:16.920 happens
01:02:17.320 oh
01:02:17.980 okay
01:02:18.220 nothing
01:02:18.500 has
01:02:18.700 happened
01:02:18.960 no
01:02:19.280 not
01:02:19.460 yet
01:02:19.640 okay
01:02:19.940 and
01:02:20.780 how
01:02:21.080 how
01:02:21.700 were
01:02:21.780 your
01:02:21.900 holidays
01:02:22.320 did
01:02:22.500 you
01:02:22.600 enjoy
01:02:22.980 did
01:02:23.200 you
01:02:23.300 do
01:02:23.500 something
01:02:23.820 what
01:02:24.000 did
01:02:24.060 you
01:02:24.140 guys
01:02:24.400 do
01:02:24.700 you
01:02:25.340 go
01:02:25.540 to
01:02:25.640 Hawaii
01:02:26.000 no
01:02:26.920 my
01:02:27.240 parents
01:02:27.480 did
01:02:27.740 they're
01:02:28.200 there
01:02:28.440 right
01:02:28.780 now
01:02:29.060 oh
01:02:29.280 wow
01:02:29.580 yeah
01:02:30.060 they
01:02:30.320 left
01:02:30.840 me
01:02:31.000 there
01:02:31.240 they
01:02:31.900 actually
01:02:32.260 left
01:02:32.500 me
01:02:32.620 in
01:02:32.740 California
01:02:33.180 went
01:02:35.220 to
01:02:35.380 Hawaii
01:02:35.740 and
01:02:36.540 now
01:02:37.200 I'm
01:02:37.320 here
01:02:37.500 and
01:02:38.060 do
01:02:38.160 you
01:02:38.220 guys
01:02:38.400 celebrate
01:02:38.720 Christmas
01:02:39.140 yes
01:02:39.680 that's
01:02:40.680 awesome
01:02:40.960 man
01:02:41.200 good
01:02:41.440 I'm
01:02:41.620 glad
01:02:41.860 you
01:02:42.640 got to
01:02:42.920 adapt
01:02:43.100 man
01:02:43.660 what
01:02:46.560 else
01:02:46.840 man
01:02:47.020 what
01:02:47.220 else
01:02:47.420 do
01:02:48.800 we
01:02:48.980 need
01:02:49.280 to
01:02:49.460 know
01:02:49.700 I know
01:02:49.960 it's
01:02:50.160 been
01:02:50.340 a
01:02:50.500 while
01:02:50.800 and
01:02:51.280 I'm
01:02:51.400 glad
01:02:51.600 that
01:02:51.760 you're
01:02:51.880 here
01:02:52.020 now
01:02:52.180 and
01:02:52.280 I'm
01:02:52.380 glad
01:02:52.520 to
01:02:52.620 be
01:02:52.680 able
01:02:52.780 to
01:02:52.920 check
01:02:53.180 in
01:02:53.360 with
01:02:53.540 you
01:02:53.880 do
01:02:55.540 you
01:02:56.200 do
01:02:57.260 you
01:02:57.880 have
01:02:59.300 you
01:02:59.400 been
01:02:59.540 alive
01:02:59.840 what
01:03:00.000 have
01:03:00.100 you
01:03:00.200 been
01:03:00.520 what
01:03:00.900 is
01:03:01.080 going
01:03:01.340 on
01:03:01.820 have
01:03:02.440 I
01:03:02.560 been
01:03:02.740 alive
01:03:03.220 yeah
01:03:03.920 yeah
01:03:04.760 I've
01:03:04.880 been
01:03:04.960 alive
01:03:05.280 okay
01:03:05.660 and
01:03:05.960 what
01:03:06.180 else
01:03:06.440 man
01:03:06.660 give
01:03:06.820 me
01:03:06.920 a
01:03:07.040 little
01:03:07.180 bit
01:03:07.340 more
01:03:07.620 than
01:03:07.820 that
01:03:08.120 give
01:03:08.340 me
01:03:08.640 have
01:03:09.500 you
01:03:09.600 been
01:03:09.740 outdoors
01:03:10.120 you
01:03:10.280 been
01:03:10.440 indoors
01:03:10.860 um
01:03:12.440 I've
01:03:12.660 kind
01:03:12.800 of
01:03:12.880 been
01:03:13.040 staying
01:03:13.320 a
01:03:13.440 little
01:03:13.560 indoors
01:03:13.940 just
01:03:14.220 because
01:03:14.460 of
01:03:14.980 uh
01:03:15.240 covid
01:03:15.520 okay
01:03:16.260 um
01:03:16.560 and
01:03:16.940 is
01:03:17.040 that
01:03:17.200 fear
01:03:17.400 hitting
01:03:17.620 your
01:03:17.780 community
01:03:18.140 a lot
01:03:18.460 or a lot
01:03:18.760 of
01:03:18.840 people
01:03:19.020 going
01:03:19.280 down
01:03:19.640 no
01:03:20.320 everyone's
01:03:20.880 like
01:03:21.100 just
01:03:21.440 saying
01:03:22.320 screw
01:03:22.600 it
01:03:22.840 let's
01:03:23.080 go
01:03:23.180 outside
01:03:23.540 do
01:03:24.200 Vietnamese
01:03:24.640 people
01:03:25.000 get
01:03:25.240 covid
01:03:25.560 a lot
01:03:25.840 or no
01:03:26.180 I
01:03:27.460 have
01:03:27.620 no
01:03:27.820 idea
01:03:28.160 okay
01:03:30.780 keeping
01:03:32.400 it
01:03:32.580 close
01:03:32.860 to
01:03:33.020 the
01:03:33.180 vest
01:03:33.700 um
01:03:34.980 Riley
01:03:36.660 now
01:03:36.880 you'll
01:03:37.120 be
01:03:37.260 uh
01:03:37.560 you're
01:03:37.860 you'll
01:03:38.220 be
01:03:38.400 in
01:03:38.640 uh
01:03:38.940 the
01:03:39.440 um
01:03:40.280 Christmas
01:03:41.280 talent
01:03:41.580 extravaganza
01:03:42.340 I
01:03:42.860 will
01:03:43.020 be
01:03:43.240 exciting
01:03:44.620 exciting
01:03:46.500 I'm
01:03:46.760 excited
01:03:47.040 to see
01:03:47.340 that
01:03:47.540 man
01:03:47.760 and
01:03:48.260 I'm
01:03:48.420 grateful
01:03:48.660 that
01:03:48.980 um
01:03:49.460 that
01:03:50.600 you
01:03:50.720 pop
01:03:50.980 back
01:03:51.240 in
01:03:51.440 and
01:03:51.520 I'm
01:03:51.620 grateful
01:03:51.840 that
01:03:52.200 you
01:03:52.640 know
01:03:52.740 hopefully
01:03:52.980 we'll
01:03:53.160 hear
01:03:53.280 more
01:03:53.840 from
01:03:54.060 you
01:03:54.120 what
01:03:54.300 kind
01:03:54.460 of
01:03:54.580 ladies
01:03:54.820 if
01:03:54.980 there's
01:03:55.120 a
01:03:55.280 lady
01:03:55.520 out
01:03:55.820 there
01:03:56.160 that
01:03:57.340 really
01:03:57.600 fancies
01:03:58.180 a man
01:03:58.540 like
01:03:58.740 yourself
01:03:59.160 you know
01:03:59.560 a small
01:04:00.160 you know
01:04:00.520 not small
01:04:01.020 but a
01:04:01.360 still
01:04:01.900 growing
01:04:02.480 maturing
01:04:03.320 uh
01:04:04.340 malleable
01:04:05.240 you know
01:04:06.560 uh
01:04:06.920 eastern
01:04:07.320 kind
01:04:07.700 of
01:04:07.960 you know
01:04:08.300 western
01:04:11.280 what
01:04:11.920 what type
01:04:13.500 of woman
01:04:13.960 do you
01:04:14.280 think
01:04:14.600 does
01:04:15.420 would
01:04:15.800 deserve
01:04:16.120 a man
01:04:16.460 like
01:04:16.660 you
01:04:16.880 or
01:04:17.520 is
01:04:17.720 a good
01:04:17.980 woman
01:04:18.280 um
01:04:19.140 I'm
01:04:19.620 not
01:04:19.960 I'm
01:04:20.760 not a
01:04:21.000 guy
01:04:21.200 to be
01:04:22.220 too
01:04:22.540 picky
01:04:22.800 um
01:04:24.220 I mean
01:04:25.160 just
01:04:25.500 someone
01:04:26.340 that
01:04:26.620 you know
01:04:27.080 treats
01:04:27.360 a guy
01:04:27.580 right
01:04:27.860 simple
01:04:29.440 as that
01:04:29.840 do you
01:04:30.620 feel like
01:04:30.860 there's
01:04:31.180 did
01:04:31.840 Madison
01:04:32.280 leave you
01:04:32.620 feeling
01:04:32.820 like there
01:04:33.160 aren't
01:04:33.380 good
01:04:33.580 women
01:04:33.820 out
01:04:34.040 there
01:04:34.260 or
01:04:34.420 did
01:04:34.560 you
01:04:34.700 did
01:04:34.880 it
01:04:35.000 leave
01:04:35.160 you
01:04:35.280 hopeful
01:04:35.660 or
01:04:35.920 hopeless
01:04:36.360 did
01:04:36.580 you
01:04:36.680 feel
01:04:36.880 like
01:04:37.140 it
01:04:37.540 it
01:04:37.560 made
01:04:37.980 me
01:04:38.120 hopeful
01:04:38.440 definitely
01:04:39.020 really
01:04:39.840 that's
01:04:41.360 awesome
01:04:41.660 man
01:04:41.880 and
01:04:42.260 what
01:04:42.520 um
01:04:42.900 what
01:04:45.060 do
01:04:45.320 you
01:04:45.560 do
01:04:46.360 you
01:04:46.560 envision
01:04:47.000 like
01:04:47.400 any
01:04:47.880 future
01:04:48.320 moves
01:04:48.700 with
01:04:48.820 women
01:04:48.960 because
01:04:49.100 that
01:04:49.200 was
01:04:49.300 your
01:04:49.400 first
01:04:49.620 kiss
01:04:49.920 right
01:04:50.180 right
01:04:50.500 and
01:04:51.380 do
01:04:51.580 you
01:04:51.740 envision
01:04:52.260 like
01:04:52.620 I'm
01:04:53.040 sure
01:04:53.180 you
01:04:53.320 started
01:04:53.560 to
01:04:53.780 fantasize
01:04:54.360 oh
01:04:54.500 this
01:04:54.660 is
01:04:54.740 going
01:04:54.820 to
01:04:54.860 go
01:04:54.960 to
01:04:55.060 another
01:04:55.300 place
01:04:55.680 like
01:04:55.840 I've
01:04:55.980 done
01:04:56.120 this
01:04:56.280 with
01:04:56.420 women
01:04:56.640 you
01:04:56.800 know
01:04:56.920 it's
01:04:57.080 like
01:04:57.200 you
01:04:57.300 get
01:04:57.440 the
01:04:57.580 kiss
01:04:57.980 and
01:04:58.160 you
01:04:58.280 think
01:04:58.480 you're
01:04:58.680 gonna
01:04:58.760 get
01:04:59.100 you
01:04:59.580 know
01:04:59.680 a
01:04:59.860 double
01:05:08.440 gusted
01:05:08.680 with
01:05:08.880 yourself
01:05:09.220 or
01:05:09.460 touching
01:05:10.100 yourself
01:05:10.600 but
01:05:11.560 do
01:05:11.800 you
01:05:12.380 uh
01:05:13.040 how
01:05:13.760 did
01:05:13.940 you
01:05:14.100 get
01:05:14.440 like
01:05:15.020 how
01:05:15.400 did
01:05:15.560 you
01:05:15.700 stop
01:05:15.960 the
01:05:16.160 fantasies
01:05:16.700 and
01:05:16.860 stuff
01:05:17.040 how
01:05:17.180 did
01:05:17.320 you
01:05:17.400 get
01:05:17.520 away
01:05:17.680 from
01:05:17.880 that
01:05:18.200 um
01:05:20.100 I
01:05:21.760 mean
01:05:21.920 honestly
01:05:22.280 I
01:05:22.480 just
01:05:22.700 said
01:05:23.160 or
01:05:23.800 I
01:05:23.900 just
01:05:24.040 thought
01:05:24.200 in
01:05:24.280 my
01:05:24.380 head
01:05:24.580 you
01:05:24.820 know
01:05:25.060 hey
01:05:25.560 she
01:05:25.760 wasn't
01:05:26.040 the
01:05:26.160 one
01:05:26.420 move
01:05:27.460 on
01:05:27.700 there's
01:05:28.660 plenty
01:05:29.060 of
01:05:29.200 people
01:05:29.400 out
01:05:29.580 there
01:05:29.940 there
01:05:31.800 you
01:05:31.940 go
01:05:32.260 there's
01:05:33.140 plenty
01:05:33.480 of
01:05:33.700 coy
01:05:34.020 in
01:05:34.220 the
01:05:34.340 pond
01:05:34.760 right
01:05:35.000 there
01:05:35.480 maybe
01:05:36.340 we'll
01:05:36.500 find
01:05:36.720 you
01:05:36.820 a
01:05:36.940 love
01:05:37.180 out
01:05:37.360 there
01:05:37.520 Riley
01:05:37.720 you
01:05:37.860 never
01:05:38.040 know
01:05:38.360 true
01:05:39.180 never
01:05:40.340 know
01:05:40.480 what
01:05:40.600 happens
01:05:40.960 and
01:05:42.720 do you
01:05:42.940 have
01:05:43.080 any
01:05:43.260 other
01:05:43.580 any
01:05:44.700 other
01:05:45.080 words
01:05:45.560 of
01:05:45.700 wisdom
01:05:46.080 no
01:05:48.680 Riley
01:05:54.460 Mao
01:05:54.800 ladies
01:05:55.060 and
01:05:55.240 gentlemen
01:05:55.480 man
01:05:55.780 thank
01:05:56.020 you
01:05:56.140 thank
01:05:56.540 you
01:05:56.660 so
01:05:56.780 much
01:05:56.920 for
01:05:57.040 being
01:05:57.180 here
01:05:57.380 and
01:05:57.500 we'll
01:05:57.760 hope
01:05:57.900 you'll
01:05:58.040 come
01:05:58.160 back
01:05:58.340 soon
01:05:58.540 we'll
01:05:58.720 see
01:05:58.920 you
01:05:59.100 at
01:05:59.340 the
01:05:59.760 belated
01:06:01.180 Christmas
01:06:01.720 talent
01:06:02.300 extravaganza
01:06:03.140 on
01:06:03.300 January
01:06:03.540 15th
01:06:04.380 8pm
01:06:05.020 Central
01:06:05.500 Standard
01:06:06.380 Time
01:06:07.240 I don't
01:06:09.640 even
01:06:09.840 know
01:06:10.340 let me
01:06:10.800 think
01:06:11.160 if there
01:06:12.220 was
01:06:12.780 a
01:06:13.340 song
01:06:14.440 oh I
01:06:15.520 know
01:06:15.620 what
01:06:15.760 this
01:06:15.980 is
01:06:16.360 I
01:06:16.820 wanted
01:06:17.020 to
01:06:17.480 play
01:06:18.120 this
01:06:18.540 on
01:06:18.780 the
01:06:18.900 way
01:06:19.140 out
01:06:19.520 you
01:06:20.920 guys
01:06:21.120 thank
01:06:21.320 you
01:06:21.400 for
01:06:21.520 supporting
01:06:21.960 this
01:06:22.860 past
01:06:23.180 weekend
01:06:23.580 thank
01:06:23.820 you
01:06:23.920 for
01:06:24.040 supporting
01:06:24.300 our
01:06:24.500 sponsors
01:06:25.000 you
01:06:27.640 know
01:06:27.820 we
01:06:27.980 got
01:06:28.140 some
01:06:28.300 new
01:06:28.440 get
01:06:28.580 that
01:06:28.740 hitter
01:06:28.960 merch
01:06:29.220 that's
01:06:29.420 out
01:06:29.600 there
01:06:29.960 and
01:06:30.780 a
01:06:31.400 lot
01:06:33.560 of
01:06:33.680 stuff
01:06:34.020 but we
01:06:34.380 don't
01:06:34.480 have
01:06:34.580 to
01:06:34.640 get
01:06:34.760 to
01:06:35.200 it
01:06:35.360 all
01:06:35.740 today
01:06:36.400 take
01:06:37.380 care
01:06:37.600 of
01:06:37.680 yourselves
01:06:38.120 stay
01:06:38.640 confident
01:06:39.180 go
01:06:39.960 saints
01:06:40.320 go
01:06:40.760 bills
01:06:41.140 and
01:06:41.920 I'll
01:06:42.960 see you
01:06:43.220 guys
01:06:43.480 on
01:06:43.720 Friday
01:06:44.020 nights
01:07:14.540 have
01:07:14.660 have
01:07:14.680 some
01:07:15.100 fun
01:07:15.600 while
01:07:16.060 we
01:07:16.480 all
01:07:16.920 die
01:07:17.700 celebrate
01:07:20.400 dark
01:07:21.100 days
01:07:22.380 celebrate
01:07:23.860 all
01:07:24.500 your
01:07:25.120 fame
01:07:26.020 this is
01:07:27.020 Spencer
01:07:27.380 Jacob
01:07:27.920 growl
01:07:28.980 with
01:07:31.400 never
01:07:31.700 home
01:07:32.180 let's
01:07:35.300 have
01:07:35.560 some
01:07:35.940 fun
01:07:36.440 while
01:07:36.920 we
01:07:37.300 all
01:07:37.780 die
01:07:38.420 you
01:08:00.160 you guys
01:08:00.300 be good
01:08:00.580 to
01:08:00.660 yourselves
01:08:01.000 man
01:08:01.300 you guys
01:08:01.660 deserve
01:08:02.000 it
01:08:02.240 love you
01:08:02.800 see you
01:08:03.020 next time
01:08:03.440 ladies and gentlemen
01:08:04.740 I'm Jonathan
01:08:05.560 kite and welcome to kite club
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01:08:26.080 a lot of people are talking about kite club
01:08:29.080 I've been talking about kite club for so long
01:08:31.880 longer than anybody else
01:08:33.520 so great
01:08:34.340 hi
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01:08:49.340 no
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