This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E342 Close Frisbee

00:00:00.000 all right check baby i'm trying to get wet man

00:00:03.260 that's one thing you know i'm trying to get wet i noticed i'm trying in the summer i'm trying to

00:00:10.600 get wet and that was always a key deal for me as a child you know we had a fella that lived down

00:00:22.720 the street from us a little fella named boogie you know and uh he was mixed man a little black

00:00:32.820 white i mean his daddy was white and his they pretended his mom was his mom was well his daddy

00:00:40.780 knocked up the woman that swept out the school bus his daddy was our bus driver big milford and he

00:00:47.460 didn't you know he didn't know a lot of the letters of the alphabet and you'd

00:00:53.380 sometimes you'd surprise him you'd show him on a thing you know q r st and he didn't

00:01:00.980 he just couldn't stand he don't he would kind of shut down he just couldn't handle it

00:01:06.480 you know he'd never been uh

00:01:10.420 you know he'd never been educationally succumbed to the truth

00:01:16.060 and anyway but he drove the school bus and he eventually got laid off for uh driving shirtless

00:01:24.200 and driving uh under the influence of alcohol and running the bus and hitting um stuff with the

00:01:30.960 bus trees and other stuff that you just can't do if you have children on board you know and uh anyway

00:01:38.840 but so what happened he uh he knocked up a lady that swept out the school bus

00:01:46.840 and um this was a black woman and he knocked her up and so they had a child but they pretended that

00:01:54.580 the child was with him and his regular white wife so it was just

00:02:00.560 you know it was just a real ferris wheel of of sex and secrets and

00:02:08.700 and school busery type shit you know praise god baby let's get into it

00:02:16.800 this is matthew kazio runs in the family

00:02:24.260 it's out of my hands and in my blood

00:02:29.140 it's red in a ledger and i can't pay up

00:02:34.940 blessed by the wicked watched in the mud

00:02:41.840 can't save my soul so let the valley flood

00:02:48.340 i wear the clock that i'm cut from

00:02:55.440 let's go

00:02:56.800 it's just a matter of time

00:03:01.500 there ain't no stopping the setting sun

00:03:08.600 come on

00:03:09.940 i can't watch the scene from the heads that made me

00:03:13.580 can't now run what runs in the valley

00:03:16.860 runs in the valley

00:03:23.320 there you go

00:03:26.280 right there that's matthew kazio runs in the family

00:03:32.460 and we out here baby

00:03:35.640 i'm out here like a damn uh

00:03:39.120 like a dolphin in a damn uh

00:03:43.120 at a gay spa baby we out here

00:03:46.100 you know and i want to say shout out to everybody that's gay and that's being

00:03:51.720 you know or

00:03:53.480 you know considering being gay man

00:03:56.600 you guys are doing great and

00:03:59.140 um

00:04:00.560 you know

00:04:01.940 and i will comment as well one time

00:04:05.020 and i may have shared this to one of the more

00:04:08.480 one of the more kind of uh

00:04:12.600 homoerotic type of

00:04:14.180 atmospheres i've ever seen i saw

00:04:16.580 a

00:04:18.220 you know a group of gay men throwing a frisbee

00:04:21.580 together in a um

00:04:23.480 hot tub

00:04:25.780 and they were so close together they couldn't even

00:04:30.200 you couldn't

00:04:33.280 i mean there wasn't

00:04:34.140 one of the guys

00:04:35.360 two of the guys was too close together to even throw it

00:04:37.480 they had to he basically had to like

00:04:38.840 put his arm straight and then

00:04:41.160 hand it to the other

00:04:42.360 hand it to the guy basically

00:04:44.080 so it was like

00:04:46.620 and i i i don't know

00:04:50.500 i don't know honestly what that was about or what i'm really

00:04:52.700 saying there but i just

00:04:55.700 and i love hampton inn man

00:04:58.200 god i love hampton inn man i just

00:05:01.900 you know i love the

00:05:04.960 they redid them about

00:05:08.280 i want to say 12 years ago

00:05:10.780 and they put these kind of black and white pictures on the inside of the

00:05:15.360 elevator doors that are kind of

00:05:17.100 welcoming and there's like a child on a swing or something and

00:05:20.660 you know there's a little baby eating a damn egg or something

00:05:24.360 and it just makes you feel good

00:05:28.940 and you know hampton inn they got uh

00:05:34.040 they have a

00:05:36.800 concierge breakfast downstairs

00:05:39.080 and concierge breakfast is basically i think it was

00:05:44.300 i don't know when it started but

00:05:47.840 the whole thing started

00:05:50.720 with uh

00:05:52.400 during war times they would

00:05:54.900 somebody had to get up and make the breakfast of the

00:05:57.980 colonel

00:05:59.180 and they would make it quick it would be just kind of

00:06:03.700 you know so he could dine and then dash and hit the field

00:06:06.940 and that was concierge breakfast but uh

00:06:11.280 i don't know what war it could have been a lot of wars i'm sure it wasn't

00:06:16.940 one war and i don't know why hampton inn took on a damn war

00:06:21.800 feed you know

00:06:23.220 why they adapted some of their feeding styles from war

00:06:28.260 seems really

00:06:31.280 kind of next level to me

00:06:34.180 but

00:06:35.760 you know god does what he does and um

00:06:39.980 what else man

00:06:42.700 uh

00:06:43.580 i don't even know what i'm talking about exactly

00:06:46.120 uh had some family come in town this weekend

00:06:48.740 we had a nice time

00:06:50.160 we i went skeet shooting

00:06:53.200 you know i'm out here in the central east and

00:06:56.940 there's not you know there's a lot of

00:06:59.660 people shoot stuff around here

00:07:02.740 and it's not usually

00:07:06.180 other people

00:07:07.960 you know in big city people like to shoot kind of other people

00:07:12.900 when in more rural areas they like to shoot stuff

00:07:16.740 and so out here we went to some skeet shooting

00:07:20.920 and uh

00:07:23.300 and it was fun man i'd never done it

00:07:26.840 you know they loaded up a shotgun i'm out there

00:07:31.920 um we went out to kid rock's house actually and he got

00:07:35.660 i mean he lives in a beautiful trailer really it's a

00:07:39.880 it's a trailer like

00:07:42.120 you know like you see

00:07:44.100 the style they got you know

00:07:46.820 it's nice though they have a nice

00:07:48.960 i think they have two couches in it

00:07:50.920 um

00:07:51.780 but off the back they have this little man-made kind of lake

00:07:56.220 and he had a skeet

00:07:59.780 fireer

00:08:01.940 right off the back and

00:08:03.560 so

00:08:05.200 we're out there man and

00:08:07.660 uh

00:08:08.440 and people showed me how to shoot skeet

00:08:11.120 and next thing you know i'm out there just elmer fudding on them

00:08:14.080 mitches

00:08:15.740 and i'm upstairs baby

00:08:19.460 if you want to know where i'm at

00:08:21.060 on the winner's bracket

00:08:22.220 i'm upstairs

00:08:23.940 okay

00:08:25.900 i'm upstairs

00:08:26.940 but that was enjoyable what else

00:08:32.920 um

00:08:33.600 i got some dang azaleas

00:08:37.120 uh

00:08:37.900 and that's

00:08:41.400 it's interesting as a man something's going on with you as a man when you

00:08:47.380 buy a few azaleas i'm noticing

00:08:51.460 you know and i don't know what's happening i mean it's

00:08:58.440 you know i just

00:09:02.460 i got i just

00:09:04.480 i bought 14 of them and

00:09:05.800 you know they just

00:09:07.920 there's space

00:09:09.520 i have a yard and so i have to

00:09:11.160 there's got to be something in it

00:09:12.620 you can't just have a damn stale yard

00:09:16.040 and there's

00:09:16.520 nothing out there

00:09:18.120 and i've thought about getting two goats

00:09:21.180 but they don't

00:09:22.460 uh

00:09:23.080 some of the websites i'm reading about goats

00:09:25.800 says they're really loud

00:09:27.060 so i i don't know if i want to deal with the

00:09:30.980 noise complaints and having cops come back there

00:09:34.600 and then they see you know it's me

00:09:37.680 and i'm just living by myself and i have

00:09:41.900 14 azaleas and two goats

00:09:44.460 i mean damn

00:09:47.460 you know i'm

00:09:48.800 i just don't know if that's kind of the kind of stuff that i want

00:09:52.080 uh

00:09:54.580 but yeah that was good man

00:09:57.000 so that's you know that's what happened this week i'm trying to think of what else is going on

00:10:00.720 not much man i'm just growing up you know

00:10:04.140 i've been realizing that i'm growing up and

00:10:08.220 honestly sometimes man i'm growing a little bit lonesome

00:10:11.640 you know i grow a little bit lonesome it's like i'm

00:10:16.560 i'm at home sometimes and there's nobody there

00:10:20.280 you know and i'm not complaining i'm not

00:10:22.220 oh what was me you know like

00:10:25.000 i'm just thinking about it

00:10:27.200 you know and it's titty time of year you know that

00:10:33.620 this is when the calendar breaks out them boingos baby

00:10:36.540 them front bags you know what i'm saying

00:10:39.440 them freaking sternum werthers baby

00:10:43.540 you know what i'm saying them big caramels

00:10:45.540 them nippled huskies you feel me

00:10:49.720 tit time baby this is tit time because it's summer

00:10:52.980 so this is when it's a good time to get out there and meet somebody

00:10:59.640 so we'll see

00:11:01.860 um

00:11:03.520 because yeah i start thinking about that next chapter of my life and what it would be like

00:11:08.220 you know and get me a little offspring and get me a damn

00:11:13.400 you know get a little bird or something or get a damn you know

00:11:18.380 get me a couple living items

00:11:21.720 so when i come home something yells or barks or shits or something

00:11:26.980 you know i start thinking about it

00:11:31.340 because one thing i realize is the the pattern that i'm in it just gets it just

00:11:37.020 gets old after a while it's not bad

00:11:39.320 but it just kind of

00:11:41.840 you start looking you know you wonder what else

00:11:45.280 is there something else

00:11:49.020 and it's not to be found i don't think in like worldly things like in

00:11:56.160 a vacation or a

00:11:59.220 you know buy you some speakers for the car you know get you a couple 22s or something

00:12:05.400 you know it's not um it's not the kind of thing that's

00:12:09.280 you can solve by getting 14 azaleas

00:12:12.480 you know and

00:12:17.140 i think it's figuring out how to be in a relationship and get into some real love

00:12:23.080 where i can

00:12:25.780 you know

00:12:29.320 get a little baby out of somebody out of some woman's body

00:12:32.760 and be like that

00:12:36.360 because it also starts getting weird when like

00:12:41.040 all your friends have children that are

00:12:43.880 they're getting like older

00:12:45.620 and you're it's like

00:12:49.040 it gets a little you're like who's that there you know

00:12:53.040 you just don't at a certain point you

00:12:54.720 there's nobody left there's the

00:12:56.980 you know there's not as many

00:13:01.120 people to even call or do as much with in some ways

00:13:05.920 because everybody's moved on or

00:13:07.780 adapted into different realms of life

00:13:10.300 so

00:13:11.620 you know i think i've been thinking about that some

00:13:15.160 and then i start thinking about what it's going to take for me to get to a place like that to get to be able to be

00:13:24.240 you know in a serious relationship where i'm going to stay in it and be honest and

00:13:31.900 you know not be

00:13:35.120 you know running around or trying to

00:13:40.200 play close frisbee with some woman that some strange woman at a hampton inn you know what i'm saying

00:13:47.460 because

00:13:50.200 close frisbee is obviously a gateway drug i feel like possibly to homosexuality

00:13:55.400 praise god man and shout out everybody that's gay i think gay pride is coming up actually

00:14:01.020 i saw a woman yesterday she had a haircut and

00:14:04.500 she said uh

00:14:07.900 something about gay pride she said

00:14:10.460 so

00:14:11.400 yeah july

00:14:13.060 looks like well hell i don't know

00:14:14.820 uh

00:14:16.580 march i don't know

00:14:18.360 but

00:14:20.780 that's something that's going on

00:14:23.680 something else that's going on i'm drinking liquid death and you know it's a great it's a good drink

00:14:27.520 people think it's a beer you see a child drinking it outside of a damn 7-eleven and

00:14:31.600 you see the cops pull up and tase him you know

00:14:34.340 and then they go over and it's just water

00:14:36.540 you know tough kid thank god

00:14:39.500 i want to tell you this i got tour dates

00:14:42.320 and uh

00:14:44.100 i'm getting excited i'm working on some new material

00:14:46.340 so this is going to be this is going to be a joy man

00:14:48.700 it's going to be starting in st louis

00:14:50.460 friday september 17th

00:14:52.960 uh that show sold out and we've added one

00:14:55.380 uh on the 17th

00:14:57.260 then we go to cincinnati

00:14:58.600 uh on the 18th

00:15:00.840 um

00:15:01.900 and that looks like it's sold out we may be adding another one there

00:15:04.520 we have charlotte

00:15:05.600 then durham

00:15:07.020 we added a new show in durham

00:15:09.040 chattanooga

00:15:09.980 knoxville tennessee

00:15:11.700 wilmington delaware

00:15:12.940 wilkes-buyer

00:15:14.320 pa

00:15:15.100 minneapolis minnesota

00:15:17.340 i'm grateful to be coming back there

00:15:18.780 that one sold out

00:15:19.900 so we added a new one

00:15:21.120 uh charleston south carolina

00:15:23.040 richmond virginia

00:15:23.820 baltimore

00:15:24.620 black maine they call it

00:15:26.780 albany

00:15:27.800 sold out

00:15:28.580 we added one

00:15:29.300 buffalo

00:15:29.860 and columbus ohio

00:15:31.800 that's sold out

00:15:32.580 and we uh

00:15:33.560 we have added one

00:15:34.460 if not if it doesn't show added

00:15:35.760 it'll show it this week

00:15:36.740 so

00:15:37.600 thank you guys for the support

00:15:40.300 um

00:15:40.840 you know it's interesting

00:15:42.620 i i i even just look at the chattanooga date

00:15:45.180 and uh

00:15:46.040 i remember the night after my

00:15:49.240 you know i have a comedy special

00:15:51.100 that's out there on netflix

00:15:52.100 and

00:15:52.440 after i had done the comedy special

00:15:55.380 my first shows were in chattanooga

00:15:57.640 and uh

00:16:00.860 so i'm excited

00:16:03.840 you know i'm thinking this is it

00:16:06.320 we did it

00:16:07.420 you know i'm on netflix

00:16:09.900 and we did it

00:16:10.820 and uh

00:16:12.040 and we made it

00:16:14.360 and i get to the car

00:16:17.360 i get to the venue

00:16:18.300 and

00:16:21.200 i want to say i'd gotten in a night before

00:16:23.580 i don't remember

00:16:24.160 but i get over to the venue that day

00:16:26.520 and uh

00:16:28.420 i did i got in the night before

00:16:29.520 because i went to radio in the morning

00:16:30.640 and i got over to the venue

00:16:32.900 and

00:16:33.260 and there was probably seven people there

00:16:35.740 and i was like

00:16:38.620 damn

00:16:39.220 he just

00:16:42.760 you know the comedy special

00:16:45.500 just didn't move the needle

00:16:46.640 they didn't put it in a circulation on the site

00:16:48.860 and

00:16:49.120 you know there was some

00:16:50.760 uh

00:16:51.960 doxers

00:16:53.860 people that came out

00:16:55.300 that kind of stuff

00:16:56.020 but

00:16:56.320 um

00:16:56.900 online but

00:16:57.720 it just didn't do it

00:16:59.840 and so

00:17:02.760 man that was a tough weekend

00:17:04.400 because

00:17:06.760 and also the stage was really high from the audience

00:17:09.480 so the audience

00:17:10.800 it was like

00:17:11.520 10 feet down off the stage

00:17:13.420 and

00:17:13.600 he almost

00:17:14.220 it was almost

00:17:14.800 i felt like they were trapped

00:17:16.560 like i was telling jokes to people that were

00:17:18.260 waiting for fire and rescue

00:17:19.980 it was like

00:17:20.360 you know

00:17:21.020 and then

00:17:22.240 you know

00:17:23.180 and uh

00:17:24.460 and uh

00:17:26.220 i'm upstairs

00:17:27.040 and i literally was upstairs

00:17:29.340 i mean i was like way high up compared to these people

00:17:31.560 at one point i wanted to throw a rope down

00:17:34.260 i just felt very

00:17:35.740 obtuse

00:17:36.900 you know

00:17:37.540 what was going on there

00:17:38.720 and um

00:17:40.540 so

00:17:42.340 anyway

00:17:42.860 so i'm excited about all those dates

00:17:44.300 theovon.com

00:17:45.300 slash tour

00:17:45.980 you can get tickets

00:17:47.020 because now we're playing at a theater

00:17:49.000 and i think we already have sold it out

00:17:51.140 maybe almost

00:17:51.780 in chattanooga

00:17:52.560 and so

00:17:54.220 i mean it's just a blessing

00:17:55.880 you know

00:17:57.100 it's a thousand or something

00:17:58.060 people are 50

00:17:58.620 i don't even know what it is

00:17:59.480 but it's um

00:18:00.280 man

00:18:01.380 and that's the power of this podcast man

00:18:03.380 and i want to thank you guys so much

00:18:05.020 you know

00:18:06.380 uh

00:18:06.940 you know for just for making me the opportunity

00:18:10.020 and i promise i'm going to bring the best stuff that i can to you

00:18:13.620 and we're going to enjoy it

00:18:15.160 you know what i'm saying

00:18:16.280 like four fellas in a damn hampton

00:18:19.460 it

00:18:19.660 it's like four frisbee fellas in a hampton inn

00:18:22.240 spa baby

00:18:23.380 four frisbee fellas in a hampton inn hot tub

00:18:28.700 let's go

00:18:30.360 and then one of the guys said to the other

00:18:32.940 he's like you guys go on that side

00:18:34.400 they're like there's no sides bro

00:18:35.960 there's no sides

00:18:39.420 in a hampton inn hot tub cat daddy

00:18:42.240 praise god man

00:18:44.640 you know

00:18:47.280 and um

00:18:50.060 and we've all

00:18:52.300 i'm trying to think of everybody

00:18:53.700 i wonder when the first time you ever ran

00:18:55.520 you know met someone who was gay

00:18:57.040 or if you realized

00:18:57.740 maybe if you could have been that person

00:18:59.460 you know when i was young

00:19:04.000 there was a lot of rumored gay

00:19:05.340 man

00:19:06.700 they didn't have gay women when i was young i don't think

00:19:09.560 but they had gay men and uh

00:19:13.400 there was one fella

00:19:15.100 and he had

00:19:15.880 i don't know if he'd been hit by

00:19:20.320 but i don't know what happened to him

00:19:21.780 something happened to him

00:19:22.680 he was born without a heart or something

00:19:25.760 i don't know

00:19:26.280 i don't know what happened to him

00:19:28.540 he had autism or something

00:19:29.700 and uh

00:19:33.020 and his mom

00:19:36.480 he was probably 40 when i met him

00:19:38.680 and he he would ride one of those bicycles

00:19:43.460 that had the child seat on the back

00:19:45.200 that baby seat

00:19:46.060 that little scoop and score baby

00:19:48.760 that little you know

00:19:49.740 look like part of a bucket on the back

00:19:52.660 and that's where the baby would sit

00:19:53.920 and that man would drive around town

00:19:57.900 that bike all the time

00:19:59.020 and somebody said that the baby seat was a

00:20:03.780 he had a husband

00:20:04.760 they used to sit back there

00:20:07.560 and like a little husband

00:20:08.580 because it was a woman's bike

00:20:11.260 it was

00:20:11.540 remember moms used to have this bike where

00:20:13.780 now the kid's in like this little thing

00:20:15.960 and it's got like these roll bars

00:20:17.520 and like you know

00:20:18.280 now the kid

00:20:19.180 whatever

00:20:20.580 you know the kid don't have a chance of getting hurt

00:20:22.680 but when i was young

00:20:23.960 you had you sat in the back behind mom

00:20:26.220 you know just

00:20:27.220 you were in the bite

00:20:28.720 the baby

00:20:29.200 the baby

00:20:29.680 the bite

00:20:30.420 the

00:20:30.720 you were you know

00:20:33.720 you were downstairs

00:20:35.480 you know what i'm saying

00:20:36.500 you was downstairs

00:20:37.560 you was behind mom

00:20:38.980 just bouncing back there

00:20:40.480 birds shitting on you

00:20:41.980 you know

00:20:42.640 didn't even matter

00:20:43.660 he could be back there smoking

00:20:44.740 mom had no idea

00:20:45.620 she could

00:20:46.200 it was impossible for mom to even see you

00:20:48.260 so you were just back there

00:20:50.560 you know

00:20:51.240 and so he was on the front of the woman's bike

00:20:54.160 and the back was a baby seat

00:20:55.740 and it had

00:20:57.540 and people said that the man had a little husband

00:21:01.840 that had left him

00:21:02.800 and so as a child

00:21:06.580 that was just

00:21:07.360 you know the rumor in our town

00:21:10.680 that this dude

00:21:11.620 or this gentleman really

00:21:14.780 or

00:21:15.020 you know this guy

00:21:17.520 he uh

00:21:18.680 he'd had a little husband

00:21:21.140 that left him

00:21:21.860 and it

00:21:23.860 and it broke his heart

00:21:24.840 or something

00:21:25.180 and so

00:21:25.560 but really later on

00:21:27.280 i realized the man was mentally ill

00:21:29.060 and that he just

00:21:32.080 he'd been born

00:21:33.920 i want to say he was born that way

00:21:35.020 also he could have been hit by a vehicle

00:21:37.040 but

00:21:37.400 he

00:21:38.100 it was either nature or nurture

00:21:39.540 you know

00:21:41.200 and god bless him

00:21:42.120 and

00:21:42.260 but the rumor was

00:21:44.080 that the man was a gay man

00:21:45.440 when i was young

00:21:46.380 and so

00:21:46.880 it's just interesting

00:21:49.460 how you first hear about

00:21:51.140 uh

00:21:52.740 gay men

00:21:54.720 or see a first gay man

00:21:56.200 or get an idea about it

00:21:57.460 you know

00:21:58.580 it's just really fascinating

00:21:59.540 how that comes into people's lives

00:22:01.120 uh

00:22:01.440 that aren't gay

00:22:02.540 i'm sure

00:22:02.720 well

00:22:02.940 even if you are gay

00:22:04.100 i'm sure you still have a certain moment

00:22:05.800 where it's like

00:22:06.460 oh this is

00:22:07.280 you know

00:22:09.000 this is something that's going on

00:22:12.220 so

00:22:12.580 but

00:22:14.040 anyway

00:22:15.840 what else do we have man

00:22:17.480 um

00:22:18.120 you know i want to thank you guys

00:22:20.200 yeah

00:22:20.500 i want to thank you guys for this tour

00:22:22.540 some place is already selling

00:22:23.640 and i'm excited about it

00:22:24.660 and

00:22:24.780 i'm going to grasp onto a name soon

00:22:26.720 we had a couple of names that came in

00:22:28.100 and i want to listen to a few more that came in from

00:22:30.940 from somebody

00:22:31.760 and thank you

00:22:32.500 uh

00:22:33.380 in advance

00:22:34.180 here we go

00:22:34.920 hey what's up theo

00:22:38.880 or nick

00:22:40.080 i mean probably nick

00:22:41.120 listen to this

00:22:42.140 but um

00:22:42.920 i know i've called several times

00:22:44.540 my name's chris man

00:22:45.480 i live in uh

00:22:46.440 houston

00:22:46.840 from uh

00:22:48.700 from baton rouge

00:22:50.160 but i just wanted to say

00:22:53.080 that i think it'd be a really cool name for your special

00:22:55.660 to call it uh

00:22:56.700 let's be honest

00:22:57.620 because i know you drop that a lot

00:23:00.640 on your pod

00:23:02.180 and you usually make some pretty awesome

00:23:04.900 points

00:23:05.500 uh

00:23:06.020 when after you say that

00:23:07.240 well thanks chris man

00:23:09.340 i appreciate that's a nice one man

00:23:10.880 let's be honest man

00:23:13.020 because you try to be

00:23:15.800 you know you try to be honest

00:23:20.300 the battle to be honest

00:23:21.720 it's easy but man it's

00:23:25.060 there's some tempting little tributaries

00:23:27.640 skirting off the river of truth

00:23:31.400 isn't there

00:23:32.080 man

00:23:33.300 there's some lascivious

00:23:37.200 licorice liquid

00:23:40.460 alleyways just

00:23:45.460 leaking off that river of truth man

00:23:48.320 uh

00:23:48.700 let's be honest

00:23:49.860 i like that one man

00:23:50.840 i really like that one

00:23:52.040 and let's take one more

00:23:55.780 that came in

00:23:56.340 one more suggestion

00:23:57.140 what up deal

00:23:59.160 i just listened to

00:24:00.520 the most recent episode

00:24:02.100 and i heard

00:24:02.620 some of the suggestions

00:24:04.220 for

00:24:04.920 your tour name

00:24:05.860 i was thinking bro

00:24:06.900 why not

00:24:07.960 get that hitter tour

00:24:09.140 you know

00:24:10.840 get that hitter

00:24:11.540 get that sitter

00:24:12.200 come on out

00:24:12.880 come to the show

00:24:13.700 oh gang

00:24:15.360 get that hitter

00:24:16.100 get that sitter

00:24:17.100 now that's a real little vibe

00:24:20.060 right there

00:24:20.640 that's a real tempting deal

00:24:22.820 what you're saying bud

00:24:23.840 that's called a tempting deal

00:24:26.220 when somebody says something

00:24:27.480 and

00:24:27.720 and you feel tempted by it

00:24:30.100 that's a tempting deal

00:24:32.740 and if you and i were in a hot tub

00:24:34.780 i'd throw you to frisbee on that one

00:24:36.180 both of you guys

00:24:36.900 i thought about the be good tour

00:24:40.520 yourself

00:24:41.280 but that's kind of too much

00:24:42.820 of a play on words

00:24:43.820 i've been thinking about it

00:24:45.060 i've also been waiting

00:24:45.840 for when i'm on stage

00:24:46.940 for something to strike me

00:24:48.280 but i like let's be honest

00:24:50.760 i like get that hitter

00:24:51.880 um

00:24:52.900 and i appreciate it man

00:24:54.840 appreciate you guys

00:24:56.000 caring enough to even submit

00:24:57.000 a man i appreciate that

00:24:58.060 you know a lot of beautiful

00:24:59.840 stuff came in

00:25:00.700 uh

00:25:01.180 for this episode

00:25:02.140 we'll get into some of it

00:25:03.320 um

00:25:04.580 and i'm gonna play

00:25:06.120 this is a video question

00:25:07.140 that came in

00:25:07.880 first from someone

00:25:09.040 uh

00:25:10.260 here we go

00:25:10.960 derrick from

00:25:11.560 battleground washington

00:25:12.460 uh

00:25:13.460 what's up

00:25:14.980 derrick from

00:25:15.520 battleground

00:25:16.120 uh

00:25:17.480 i never been up there

00:25:20.460 washington is interesting

00:25:22.220 because you're over by the coast

00:25:24.100 you get seattle

00:25:25.120 you get tacoma

00:25:27.720 and then

00:25:31.180 after that

00:25:33.500 it's anybody's ball game

00:25:35.160 you know

00:25:36.680 it's basically like

00:25:37.920 i mean it's a lot

00:25:41.100 of people

00:25:41.560 making homemade

00:25:42.360 furniture out of

00:25:43.260 hemp and uh

00:25:44.400 and watching animals

00:25:47.580 mate

00:25:47.940 if you go east

00:25:49.560 of there

00:25:49.960 and

00:25:50.220 and both of those

00:25:52.200 are you know

00:25:52.700 legitimate practices

00:25:53.660 so praise

00:25:54.980 brother onward

00:25:55.640 let's say i love your podcast

00:25:57.340 love what you're doing

00:25:58.080 over there

00:25:58.600 and uh

00:25:59.680 i had a quick question

00:26:00.380 for you uh

00:26:01.280 some of my family members

00:26:02.720 doing this thing

00:26:03.540 where they uh

00:26:04.400 take saunas together

00:26:06.300 it's usually all grown men

00:26:09.120 they all have wives

00:26:10.480 they do

00:26:11.980 they take them nude

00:26:13.280 nude saunas

00:26:14.980 and uh

00:26:15.520 you know

00:26:16.000 i'm not really into that

00:26:17.040 kind of stuff

00:26:17.760 but i just want to get

00:26:18.320 your thoughts on it

00:26:19.180 if you'd ever do it

00:26:20.520 or ever heard of it

00:26:21.760 or thought of doing it

00:26:23.160 you know

00:26:24.300 but yeah anyways

00:26:25.640 gang gang

00:26:26.520 gang brother

00:26:28.320 and um

00:26:29.100 you know

00:26:30.000 i'm sorry your family's

00:26:30.800 going through that

00:26:31.520 and that you're having a

00:26:32.500 you know

00:26:34.100 call for

00:26:34.920 you know

00:26:37.240 help

00:26:37.660 about that

00:26:38.820 and thank you

00:26:40.480 um

00:26:41.740 you know

00:26:43.740 going to saunas

00:26:45.940 and doing

00:26:46.660 steams

00:26:48.000 it's just so ironic

00:26:49.340 this call came in

00:26:50.020 because of what i was

00:26:50.520 talking about earlier

00:26:51.200 at that hampton inn

00:26:52.020 and

00:26:54.580 that's one time

00:26:56.660 some ways

00:26:57.420 uh

00:26:58.680 gay men are less inhibited

00:27:01.300 they're almost really

00:27:05.100 the native americans

00:27:06.180 of our time

00:27:06.820 in some ways

00:27:07.300 and no offense

00:27:08.160 if anybody's native american

00:27:09.160 you guys are the original

00:27:10.280 native americans

00:27:11.200 but then it goes

00:27:12.980 really almost to

00:27:13.620 aggressive gay men

00:27:14.820 because

00:27:16.940 with sunburn

00:27:18.220 because

00:27:19.820 you

00:27:21.520 they will do

00:27:23.800 a lot of male

00:27:24.820 stuff

00:27:25.380 that's

00:27:26.380 kind of bonding

00:27:27.380 and a long time

00:27:31.240 ago

00:27:31.700 if you look

00:27:32.740 on a lot of

00:27:33.360 hieroglyphs

00:27:34.460 you know

00:27:36.280 or

00:27:36.700 you know

00:27:38.320 if you look

00:27:39.280 in

00:27:40.660 you know

00:27:41.680 history books

00:27:42.420 a lot of

00:27:43.500 native americans

00:27:44.360 would do

00:27:44.880 saunas

00:27:45.580 they would

00:27:45.940 do

00:27:46.140 steam

00:27:46.780 huts

00:27:47.600 and get

00:27:48.780 in there

00:27:49.060 and smoke

00:27:49.660 each

00:27:49.900 they would

00:27:50.280 just be

00:27:50.640 high as fuck

00:27:51.660 and as many

00:27:52.100 rocks as you

00:27:52.880 can get in

00:27:53.460 there

00:27:53.760 and people's

00:27:55.000 just damn

00:27:55.540 just feeling

00:27:56.100 that warm

00:27:56.900 geology

00:27:57.580 just cook

00:27:58.220 them to

00:27:58.520 the bone

00:27:59.540 shout out

00:28:00.680 bryce mitchell

00:28:01.280 and they would

00:28:03.660 do that

00:28:04.060 together

00:28:04.620 and they would

00:28:06.320 encourage each

00:28:07.100 other

00:28:07.420 you know

00:28:08.880 ronnie

00:28:09.480 or kunta

00:28:10.200 or dang

00:28:10.820 you know

00:28:11.940 wiffle ball

00:28:14.240 or

00:28:14.520 you know

00:28:15.580 sitting river

00:28:16.380 the different

00:28:16.960 you know

00:28:17.920 and i'm

00:28:18.280 pulling from

00:28:18.700 all different

00:28:19.180 walks of life

00:28:19.800 here but

00:28:20.140 everybody would

00:28:21.460 encourage each

00:28:23.040 other to stay

00:28:23.640 in there

00:28:24.020 and bear

00:28:24.420 the heat

00:28:24.880 and bear

00:28:25.320 the

00:28:25.660 the pain

00:28:27.300 and then

00:28:32.500 they would

00:28:32.840 leave

00:28:33.240 you know

00:28:33.600 and they

00:28:33.880 but they'd

00:28:34.420 have gone

00:28:34.800 through something

00:28:35.600 together

00:28:36.140 and there's

00:28:40.180 there's

00:28:40.560 there's some

00:28:41.100 real strong

00:28:42.720 value in that

00:28:43.700 there's some

00:28:46.340 metamorphosis

00:28:48.100 in a way

00:28:48.680 that

00:28:49.060 that i don't

00:28:51.400 know if we

00:28:51.740 get anymore

00:28:52.480 we

00:28:52.760 our souls

00:28:55.560 these days

00:28:56.160 sometimes i feel

00:28:56.880 like our soul

00:28:57.600 is just

00:28:58.200 out of the

00:28:59.980 ocean and it's

00:29:00.660 just got stuck

00:29:01.580 on the beach

00:29:02.240 especially here

00:29:05.220 in america

00:29:05.740 you know

00:29:06.040 and i'm

00:29:06.300 obviously you

00:29:07.060 know i'm

00:29:07.440 i'm talking as

00:29:08.820 a white

00:29:09.340 or semi-white

00:29:10.500 from a first

00:29:12.780 world country

00:29:13.580 but

00:29:17.860 and i don't

00:29:20.560 you know

00:29:20.840 and maybe some

00:29:21.440 of this is just

00:29:21.940 more later in

00:29:22.640 my life as

00:29:23.300 i've you know

00:29:24.220 i've come

00:29:25.600 into more

00:29:26.040 opportunity and

00:29:26.840 a little more

00:29:27.260 wealth later

00:29:28.060 recently

00:29:29.120 and uh

00:29:31.160 but

00:29:32.860 yeah i don't

00:29:35.100 know there's

00:29:35.540 something there's

00:29:36.380 about being in

00:29:37.660 the ocean

00:29:38.220 about being in

00:29:39.340 the storm

00:29:40.140 just being

00:29:40.740 weathered and

00:29:41.520 going through

00:29:42.160 things you

00:29:43.140 know

00:29:43.380 um

00:29:45.540 and then

00:29:47.280 because it does

00:29:48.140 something to

00:29:48.540 your soul

00:29:49.180 you know

00:29:51.040 i really feel

00:29:51.660 like it does

00:29:52.400 you know

00:29:52.700 time

00:29:53.220 when you

00:29:53.560 take your

00:29:55.340 soul

00:29:55.760 and

00:29:56.100 add time

00:29:57.920 and you

00:29:58.200 add

00:29:58.600 you know

00:30:02.640 you just

00:30:03.000 add a

00:30:03.560 you know

00:30:06.960 you need a

00:30:07.440 weather report

00:30:08.160 you can't just

00:30:08.880 have it just

00:30:09.400 be the beach

00:30:10.120 you know

00:30:11.940 we're not

00:30:12.420 challenging our

00:30:13.320 we don't have

00:30:14.500 that internal

00:30:15.580 challenge

00:30:16.580 you know

00:30:20.300 we don't

00:30:20.700 have that

00:30:21.340 that struggle

00:30:22.960 that's

00:30:23.760 that's on

00:30:26.440 us

00:30:26.840 you know

00:30:29.340 we don't

00:30:29.700 have that

00:30:30.400 turmoil

00:30:31.080 that makes

00:30:34.000 us into

00:30:34.580 treasure

00:30:35.480 or shows

00:30:38.440 us what

00:30:38.760 are we

00:30:39.020 don't we're

00:30:39.380 not this

00:30:40.060 there's less

00:30:40.860 revealed to

00:30:41.780 our spirit

00:30:42.480 when we're

00:30:44.460 in comfort

00:30:44.980 and uh

00:30:46.660 but yeah

00:30:49.080 i mean it's

00:30:49.440 a little weird

00:30:50.020 if your family's

00:30:50.740 getting together

00:30:51.300 in an empty

00:30:52.020 above ground

00:30:52.700 pool

00:30:53.080 and just

00:30:53.860 having sandwiches

00:30:54.620 and shit

00:30:55.160 you know

00:30:55.500 and drinking

00:30:55.860 cold water

00:30:56.600 i mean that

00:30:59.200 shit

00:30:59.460 that's probably

00:31:00.020 some of that

00:31:01.880 stuff honestly

00:31:02.520 derrick could

00:31:03.280 be uh

00:31:03.720 drug induced

00:31:04.560 and you know

00:31:08.180 i grew up

00:31:08.600 around a lot

00:31:09.080 of that

00:31:09.460 over there

00:31:10.000 and

00:31:10.260 over mcgee

00:31:11.620 street

00:31:11.960 over in

00:31:12.260 covington

00:31:12.620 louisiana

00:31:13.160 they had

00:31:13.640 about seven

00:31:15.320 houses down

00:31:16.040 from us

00:31:16.520 they had

00:31:16.940 a uh

00:31:17.700 above ground

00:31:19.920 pool

00:31:20.320 and men

00:31:23.480 would meet

00:31:23.860 up in over

00:31:24.320 there at

00:31:24.700 night or

00:31:25.160 in the

00:31:25.400 daytime

00:31:25.780 when it

00:31:26.100 was cool

00:31:26.580 out

00:31:26.940 and put

00:31:28.560 some chairs

00:31:29.160 in it

00:31:29.480 and stuff

00:31:29.940 and they

00:31:30.200 would

00:31:30.400 do drugs

00:31:33.360 and drink

00:31:33.700 cold water

00:31:34.300 and shit

00:31:34.660 like that

00:31:35.220 and it

00:31:36.700 was almost

00:31:37.220 you know

00:31:39.860 i'm not

00:31:40.480 gonna say

00:31:40.900 that they

00:31:41.180 got into

00:31:41.600 homosexuality

00:31:42.520 but they

00:31:42.940 considered it

00:31:43.660 i'm sure

00:31:44.080 and probably

00:31:46.600 got into it

00:31:47.300 so it's

00:31:47.820 you know

00:31:48.480 it's just

00:31:48.760 that kind

00:31:49.160 of you know

00:31:49.460 it's it's

00:31:50.220 hit or miss

00:31:50.680 out there

00:31:51.000 with some

00:31:51.300 of these

00:31:51.580 saunas

00:31:52.080 but

00:31:52.440 but there's

00:31:54.300 a lot

00:31:54.640 of gay

00:31:55.040 men

00:31:55.380 or they

00:31:55.760 know

00:31:56.100 they are

00:31:56.580 they spend

00:31:57.340 a lot

00:31:57.640 of male

00:31:58.000 bonding

00:31:58.500 time

00:31:59.100 doing

00:32:01.100 stuff

00:32:01.840 like

00:32:02.080 saunas

00:32:02.680 ice baths

00:32:04.060 and things

00:32:04.780 like that

00:32:05.240 where you

00:32:05.800 are

00:32:06.340 where it

00:32:07.840 used to be

00:32:08.280 a lot

00:32:08.540 more tribal

00:32:09.200 where you

00:32:09.500 would show

00:32:09.940 your body

00:32:10.580 you know

00:32:13.260 and one

00:32:14.620 time

00:32:14.940 you know

00:32:15.480 a buddy

00:32:15.860 of mine

00:32:16.400 and he

00:32:17.000 was a

00:32:17.400 you know

00:32:17.720 a nice

00:32:18.200 cool guy

00:32:19.240 and an

00:32:19.500 urban

00:32:19.760 gentleman

00:32:20.200 and he

00:32:20.660 you know

00:32:22.300 he had

00:32:22.600 that hawk

00:32:23.180 on him

00:32:23.500 baby

00:32:23.680 he had

00:32:24.000 that body

00:32:24.520 lumber

00:32:24.900 baby

00:32:25.200 that wiener

00:32:25.840 and

00:32:26.720 he walked

00:32:29.240 in front

00:32:29.640 of a

00:32:29.960 group

00:32:30.240 of our

00:32:30.560 friends

00:32:30.860 naked

00:32:31.280 to go

00:32:31.660 into the

00:32:32.040 showers

00:32:32.480 and I

00:32:35.100 was still

00:32:35.860 like over

00:32:36.880 by like

00:32:37.460 the kind

00:32:37.760 of the

00:32:38.020 locker

00:32:38.380 area

00:32:38.880 and stuff

00:32:39.280 like that

00:32:39.740 and so

00:32:40.080 I

00:32:40.460 I was

00:32:41.620 like dang

00:32:42.100 well I

00:32:42.380 gotta

00:32:42.600 I can't

00:32:44.380 walk in

00:32:44.740 like all

00:32:45.040 clothed

00:32:45.620 and then

00:32:45.880 take my

00:32:46.240 clothes off

00:32:46.640 in the

00:32:46.900 shower

00:32:47.240 I'm gonna

00:32:47.560 be such

00:32:48.100 a wimp

00:32:48.600 so I'm

00:32:50.240 like I

00:32:50.480 gotta get

00:32:50.900 naked

00:32:51.200 here

00:32:51.500 and then

00:32:51.760 walk in

00:32:52.260 front of

00:32:52.680 all the

00:32:53.020 guys

00:32:53.400 to get

00:32:53.780 over

00:32:54.040 there

00:32:54.420 you know

00:32:55.760 and just

00:32:56.040 be cool

00:32:56.540 about it

00:32:56.940 and be

00:32:57.140 casual

00:32:57.680 but my

00:32:59.640 penis

00:33:00.100 was definitely

00:33:00.920 doing that

00:33:01.640 Punxsutawney

00:33:02.400 feel

00:33:02.840 you know

00:33:03.240 this thing

00:33:03.620 had seen

00:33:03.960 its shadow

00:33:04.500 this thing

00:33:05.120 I don't know

00:33:06.640 what it was

00:33:07.080 doing

00:33:07.300 it was almost

00:33:07.800 like it

00:33:08.180 you know

00:33:10.320 it was almost

00:33:10.700 it seemed like

00:33:11.140 I didn't even

00:33:11.620 have a penis

00:33:12.180 and so I'm

00:33:14.120 literally trying

00:33:14.620 to get my

00:33:15.720 penis at least

00:33:16.380 enough

00:33:16.860 so when I

00:33:19.060 walk by the

00:33:19.660 guys they don't

00:33:20.080 look and see

00:33:20.580 I don't have

00:33:21.160 any penis

00:33:21.620 that's not

00:33:22.420 you know

00:33:24.700 you can't do

00:33:25.500 that around

00:33:25.860 your buddies

00:33:26.320 at like

00:33:26.660 an incremental

00:33:27.340 age

00:33:27.900 this was

00:33:28.340 socially

00:33:30.400 incremental

00:33:31.220 and

00:33:32.580 you can't

00:33:34.160 do that

00:33:34.720 you know

00:33:35.700 I needed

00:33:36.260 to stay

00:33:36.700 on the

00:33:36.980 staircase

00:33:37.360 moving upward

00:33:38.620 socially

00:33:39.300 you know

00:33:39.600 I needed

00:33:40.240 to get

00:33:40.620 upstairs

00:33:41.800 and

00:33:43.300 so I

00:33:45.640 dude

00:33:45.880 I literally

00:33:46.720 was just

00:33:47.400 I remember

00:33:48.200 I had a wall

00:33:48.900 and I was

00:33:49.300 kind of

00:33:50.100 trying to

00:33:50.480 whip my

00:33:50.980 wiener

00:33:51.240 against the

00:33:51.640 side of

00:33:51.920 my wall

00:33:52.260 I was

00:33:52.460 doing anything

00:33:53.060 to get

00:33:53.640 my body

00:33:54.280 to really

00:33:54.720 enjoy

00:33:55.160 some blood

00:33:55.760 flow

00:33:56.140 and finally

00:33:58.280 man I got

00:33:59.020 I don't know

00:34:00.640 I probably

00:34:01.020 got down

00:34:01.620 nine thimbles

00:34:02.780 of blood

00:34:03.200 into my

00:34:03.520 wiener

00:34:03.780 and I just

00:34:04.080 said this

00:34:04.400 is the best

00:34:04.780 I'm gonna

00:34:05.040 do

00:34:05.260 and so I

00:34:06.620 just scooted

00:34:07.020 then I scooted

00:34:07.600 in front of

00:34:07.980 people and I

00:34:08.440 moved pretty

00:34:08.760 fast

00:34:09.180 and I even

00:34:10.580 think I

00:34:10.820 walked sideways

00:34:11.540 so they

00:34:11.800 would just

00:34:12.040 see my

00:34:12.480 my derriere

00:34:14.820 baby

00:34:15.200 that French

00:34:16.780 ass

00:34:17.280 but thank

00:34:19.160 you Derek

00:34:19.660 for for

00:34:21.060 sharing that

00:34:21.760 and you

00:34:22.800 know I

00:34:23.000 think there's

00:34:23.280 two ways

00:34:23.660 to look at

00:34:24.040 it one

00:34:24.520 is that

00:34:24.880 it could

00:34:25.200 be you

00:34:26.240 know leading

00:34:26.780 it could

00:34:27.680 be a

00:34:27.960 slippery slope

00:34:28.560 for drug

00:34:29.040 use or it

00:34:29.580 could be

00:34:30.160 you know you

00:34:31.240 guys getting

00:34:31.760 real primal

00:34:32.560 you know and

00:34:34.200 next thing you

00:34:34.660 guys are doing

00:34:35.180 is burning

00:34:35.640 each other

00:34:36.040 with coals

00:34:36.660 and doing

00:34:36.960 tattoos on

00:34:37.760 each other

00:34:38.240 and out

00:34:39.140 there wim

00:34:39.660 hoffing up

00:34:40.220 near each

00:34:41.120 other's ass

00:34:41.680 cheeks baby

00:34:42.160 praise God

00:34:42.860 brother and

00:34:43.820 I love you

00:34:44.460 all right

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00:39:43.540 go oh man what else the

00:39:50.960 world's things are getting

00:39:51.700 back to busy you know it's

00:39:55.900 interesting I feel I'm

00:40:00.480 curious how the next year is

00:40:02.560 going to be you know I feel

00:40:06.680 like a lot of the fabric of

00:40:07.880 our society really kind of has

00:40:14.720 been really denigrated over

00:40:19.700 over time over the pandemic you

00:40:23.980 know it used to be that you

00:40:25.420 know you had the week and it

00:40:26.540 meant something in the month and

00:40:27.940 the holidays and you know but

00:40:33.760 now it's I feel like it tight you

00:40:37.760 know it's all time doesn't mean as

00:40:40.320 much it just it's all confusing

00:40:41.880 still there's all there's still all

00:40:44.660 this it feels like a Rubik's Cube

00:40:48.380 out there you know and you also

00:40:53.280 have talked about it before but

00:40:54.480 they had a lot of like you know

00:40:56.680 you had a lot of political and

00:40:58.060 social commentary and disruption and

00:41:01.580 unrest and adjustment and yet a lot

00:41:08.020 of history that some people said

00:41:10.140 shouldn't be history and that you

00:41:12.980 know that kind of stuff affects

00:41:14.100 places and people and communities

00:41:16.480 and something you once prided or

00:41:22.880 thought was a part of your youth or

00:41:24.560 your childhood or memories and now

00:41:27.020 when people say it doesn't mean

00:41:28.500 anything or it's or that's not

00:41:31.140 realistic or that doesn't fit with

00:41:35.540 what I think or they think or you

00:41:39.980 think or whatever you know whoever

00:41:41.820 thinks then it adjusts I don't know

00:41:49.740 it just adjusts some of the tapestry

00:41:51.460 so I'm intrigued man I'm intrigued and

00:41:59.960 I'm I'm hopeful though that's all we

00:42:02.860 can be is hopeful man and that's where

00:42:04.460 I'm gonna stay and that is the fight

00:42:06.940 that I'm in I noticed for myself is to

00:42:08.960 stay hopeful you know because I get

00:42:13.120 angry pretty easy so just trying to say

00:42:19.200 some of that out loud but anyway not to

00:42:24.880 get in a downerness here's an upper we

00:42:27.720 got this video came in right here let's

00:42:29.460 see it hey Theo Vaughn what's up gang

00:42:35.940 gang you asked for your you asked for

00:42:38.120 a couple wins and well we just got

00:42:40.880 married so there's a win this is Sarah

00:42:44.700 my wonderful wife and I'm Austin we

00:42:48.720 live in Chattanooga Tennessee so hey

00:42:50.340 when you come in October we're gonna I'm

00:42:52.380 gonna try to see you honestly well you

00:42:54.560 should bring Sarah man this is your

00:42:55.840 wife he's not really much of a fan and

00:43:00.040 she married me so obviously she has bad

00:43:01.980 taste but hey congratulations man that's

00:43:07.000 awesome Austin and Sarah that's his wife

00:43:10.460 and they might be on I don't know if

00:43:13.020 they're Amish but they they look like

00:43:15.340 out kind of a woodworker types you know

00:43:18.400 beautiful and congratulations man that

00:43:21.920 is a good win baby feeling that love and

00:43:24.760 making that choice and you got to base

00:43:27.980 them eggs daddy you got to get out there

00:43:29.660 and get that nuptial rocking you know you

00:43:33.120 need to play some close frisbee you feel

00:43:34.880 me get up at that Hampton Inn with your

00:43:36.980 lady and play that close that close

00:43:39.880 frisbee with them ovules baby and get

00:43:42.680 that little Bambino son praise God dude

00:43:45.800 shout out everybody congratulations

00:43:48.180 awesome that is a win we have some

00:43:49.920 other wins that got sent in man and I

00:43:51.620 and this is a good time to get into

00:43:53.180 some of them these things make me feel

00:43:55.340 exciting and and we got to celebrate

00:43:57.300 these things you know I and we have to

00:43:59.980 do it for ourselves man I need to

00:44:01.300 celebrate you know I need to celebrate

00:44:04.780 and be you know grateful and excited and

00:44:07.820 excited man you know because that's what

00:44:11.800 life is just these little things you

00:44:13.500 know it's the little things where you

00:44:15.060 feel like you gain some ground where you

00:44:18.480 put a stake in the ground for yourself

00:44:20.520 so I'm happy to be reminded of that

00:44:24.100 let's hear a couple of a couple wins

00:44:26.400 that came in right here man what's up

00:44:29.980 Theo this is Jarrett from the great

00:44:32.340 state of Texas what's up big Jarrett and

00:44:36.300 Jarrett has always been an interesting

00:44:37.980 name one if it ends in a T Jarrett because

00:44:41.460 Jared you know I get you know you

00:44:45.720 understand that that's going to be a

00:44:46.920 name when you're growing up and then

00:44:48.500 they hit you with Jarrett and that's you

00:44:52.760 know it just doesn't land as well

00:44:54.300 sometimes but God bless you brother and

00:44:56.060 I'm happy you're you're alive and last

00:44:59.660 podcast you wanted people to call in who

00:45:01.740 are winning who are getting some dubs I just

00:45:04.220 want to let you know after you know I've

00:45:06.040 taken a lot of L's in my days and I'm

00:45:08.320 still pretty young but just want to let

00:45:11.020 everybody know I hope you're winning in

00:45:12.500 my win recently it's actually this

00:45:14.360 weekend I'm finally graduating after six

00:45:17.120 years from the great school called

00:45:19.740 Tarleton State University with my

00:45:23.100 mechanical engineering degree there you

00:45:25.540 go baby Tarleton and that fellow

00:45:27.460 graduated from Tarleton and I'm sure

00:45:28.960 they probably have a quidditch team over

00:45:31.100 there at Tarleton and and I you know

00:45:35.280 it's a congratulations man I'm glad that

00:45:38.160 you're graduating I do believe that

00:45:41.960 Tarleton is misspelled and I don't know

00:45:48.700 if it's supposed to be something else it

00:45:49.880 was supposed to be Carlton or Charleston

00:45:51.640 or something else something soon but the

00:45:56.880 but Tarleton Tarleton isn't anything but

00:46:01.420 but that doesn't matter you went there

00:46:04.540 and you beat them baby you freaking beat

00:46:06.220 that Bowser dog and that's what happens

00:46:08.820 and that's what happened to you so

00:46:10.120 praise baby congratulations man let's

00:46:12.700 hear more

00:46:13.260 what up Theo my name is Sam I was listening

00:46:19.000 to the episode about wins and you I just

00:46:24.200 graduated college so I'm winning right

00:46:26.100 now I'm high on life and I'm I'm just so

00:46:30.160 excited to be alive I love what you do

00:46:32.100 love listening to you and you just said

00:46:34.160 calling was a win and I'm just I feel

00:46:35.900 like a winner right now you are one Sam

00:46:38.360 congratulations and it is graduation

00:46:40.960 time you are one Sam you sound like a

00:46:44.880 winner too and you sound that you sound

00:46:46.580 good and and uh and I'm glad you're

00:46:49.740 doing well you know I remember dude

00:46:53.320 graduating is so wild because you're

00:46:58.180 about to go out into the you know

00:47:03.460 graduating is that we you know the

00:47:05.320 whole life you've been petting the dog

00:47:07.000 and finally you see you know graduating

00:47:09.220 is that moment when you finally look

00:47:11.420 around that back leg and you see that

00:47:15.360 dog's ass or that junk that body junk you

00:47:19.720 know that back jaw baby you see what that

00:47:23.520 dog you know you see or the you know

00:47:25.260 ween or whatever is back there and it's

00:47:29.320 just a revealing time because you're like

00:47:31.180 well now what do I do where what's

00:47:35.960 remember that remember that moment take

00:47:39.120 these glasses off remember that moment in

00:47:44.360 college man when you got done with

00:47:46.260 college and you're like well now what

00:47:49.340 there's no more home or there's no more

00:47:53.180 class there's no more you don't and now

00:47:57.420 it's just you if you're still living in

00:47:58.740 the college town it's just like you got

00:47:59.960 to make decision where do I go what do I

00:48:01.880 do I was always wild man let's hear a

00:48:07.600 couple more that came in here we go

00:48:11.060 hey Theo what's up man this is Josh

00:48:14.380 originally from Homa Louisiana what's

00:48:17.980 up Josh out there in Homa and Homa you

00:48:22.500 know that's a good place to do you wake

00:48:26.340 up and find a damn pearl under your

00:48:27.940 tongue man it's real a seafood capital

00:48:30.180 Homa that's really that's a seafood belt

00:48:34.240 son you might have to devein your cousin

00:48:37.340 over there that's the real seafood belt

00:48:39.020 onward living in Lafayette man down here

00:48:43.880 down in the boat the gutter south like

00:48:46.500 we like to call it a couple weeks ago

00:48:48.880 man you asked about putting some wins on

00:48:50.700 the board just recently found out that I

00:48:53.240 had degenerative disc disease I'm 34 years

00:48:56.120 young and it's only gonna get worse a lot

00:48:59.500 of my few of my discs and my sacral spine

00:49:03.040 never fully developed so my L spines being

00:49:05.860 a little bitch oh gang man I'm sorry about

00:49:09.700 that man yeah the spine is the real you

00:49:15.400 know it's that real information super

00:49:19.820 highway baby that's a space bar you know

00:49:24.080 and it's a real it's a real hotbed of

00:49:26.760 information and capability and I've had

00:49:29.940 part of my disc taken out L5 S1 dude I

00:49:32.460 don't know where they took it you know and

00:49:34.780 I don't even have the paperwork still to

00:49:36.340 know the man that did it but uh but

00:49:41.040 anyway man I just I feel for you baby to

00:49:43.680 have that stem issue you know to really

00:49:47.480 because you want to stay in the forest

00:49:49.680 daddy you know because you get too stemmed

00:49:51.420 up or stemmed out you'd be a damn potted

00:49:54.280 plant brother but praise God baby plants

00:49:56.360 grow plentiful down there in uh southern

00:49:59.300 Louisiana let's hear more and uh got a

00:50:02.600 couple herniated a couple bulging uh but I

00:50:05.500 found a win man I was doing uh hard labor

00:50:07.780 for a long time my life all field retail

00:50:10.120 um thankfully man this this architectural

00:50:13.360 company gave me a shot brother so that

00:50:16.320 way I'm able to still work and not have to

00:50:18.260 be disabled or anything like that so just

00:50:21.340 trying to stay with emotions and stay

00:50:23.100 positive man so that's that's my win gang

00:50:26.380 baby I love that man and thank you for

00:50:28.660 sharing that message with me I I I needed

00:50:30.720 to hear that yeah man if they an

00:50:33.920 architectural engineer shit they might

00:50:35.480 build you a damn new spine bruh do not

00:50:38.840 put it past these people you know you

00:50:43.040 might uh you you know what I'm saying

00:50:46.180 they could do it all who knows how

00:50:48.060 capable they are so I'd love to see you

00:50:52.260 out there with a damn that cedar back

00:50:54.380 strap you know just see you out there

00:50:58.000 with a damn uh cane pole uh centerpiece

00:51:01.480 that's what you know I could see you

00:51:04.540 having that so and I love the fact that

00:51:07.780 you're not just giving up man you're

00:51:09.820 gonna stay in the ring you know there's a

00:51:11.860 lot to be said for that man and that is a

00:51:14.060 win baby gang thank you for sharing that

00:51:15.920 man and I love you bro and uh and yeah if

00:51:20.380 you could do that man we could do a lot

00:51:22.160 you know we could do a lot bro and I

00:51:25.680 don't mean you and me bro I'm not trying

00:51:27.260 to do it I like women but I'm just

00:51:29.700 saying that you know what I'm saying

00:51:31.020 it's inspirational man you know it's

00:51:34.660 inspirational your attitude of not

00:51:36.200 wanting to give up not wanting to take

00:51:37.840 the easy way

00:51:38.620 because it's hard to do it's hard to do

00:51:42.860 man we got one more one more win came

00:51:45.160 in let's get it

00:51:46.200 hey Theo this is uh this is Dan from

00:51:49.480 Chicago um I just wanted to uh tell you

00:51:55.840 and your listeners um a great thing I

00:51:59.180 had happen is that uh my my son I see

00:52:02.340 him every weekend and um it I always

00:52:07.060 wonder if he's you know thinking about

00:52:09.220 me or not and uh his mother and I we

00:52:12.640 don't get along that well um but yeah

00:52:16.580 like last night he uh he called me from

00:52:20.660 his mom's phone and uh it it absolutely

00:52:24.080 was amazing because I didn't know like

00:52:28.680 yeah I mean he's only six I didn't know

00:52:31.380 for uh when we're not together if he's

00:52:34.020 thinking about me or not and uh he

00:52:37.200 called me just to see what I was doing

00:52:39.540 and um it was it was amazing like it uh

00:52:44.320 just rejuvenated me um but anyway man uh

00:52:49.720 I just I wanted to see like if you uh if

00:52:53.380 you're you know connected to your nieces

00:52:56.460 and nephews and uh you know if they just

00:53:00.000 call you to let you know they're thinking

00:53:02.940 about you well thanks Dan that's a that

00:53:06.520 that that that that's a great uh win

00:53:09.980 right there man I can imagine that and

00:53:11.780 and I I just appreciate you sharing this

00:53:14.220 moment because yeah you know you don't

00:53:17.700 think about that is um I it's I appreciate

00:53:22.340 you sharing that because yeah you wonder

00:53:24.420 or I could imagine wondering yeah does my

00:53:27.740 kid think about me like you know obviously

00:53:30.660 you think about him that's the child and

00:53:33.560 that's your job and that's your instinct

00:53:36.400 but does he yeah like what is he and then

00:53:41.100 yeah to have kind of like a little

00:53:42.180 breakthrough moment where he's probably

00:53:43.620 just getting a little bit more social in

00:53:45.520 his world and his world is growing a

00:53:48.080 little bit learning how to use a phone

00:53:50.740 probably um and then man that he wants

00:53:55.360 to call you and see how you're doing man

00:53:57.020 that's cool man that's awesome you know

00:54:01.520 I'd give anything to call my dad and see

00:54:03.120 how he's doing you know uh so that's

00:54:08.080 powerful I bet that was a really powerful

00:54:09.680 moment you know because then now you're

00:54:11.240 part of like a friendship now you're part

00:54:14.680 of a team you know there's just so much

00:54:18.520 in that man there's so much in people

00:54:20.320 calling a check-in on people or or when

00:54:24.940 you feel like people don't care or not

00:54:27.420 and I'm not saying your son didn't care

00:54:28.820 but when you don't know if people care

00:54:30.400 and they show you that they do man that

00:54:35.320 is so powerful

00:54:36.140 you know I've had a couple moments like

00:54:41.940 that in my life one time I had an ex

00:54:43.420 girlfriend beautiful young lady and I

00:54:46.300 think she may have been the prettiest

00:54:47.280 girl in New Orleans man I and I don't

00:54:49.920 know what she ever liked about me but

00:54:51.460 but I was pretty lucky to bother her for

00:54:56.360 a couple years and she um and not that I

00:55:02.000 wasn't kind of a neat guy but also was

00:55:03.700 not a good boyfriend so that's why I'm

00:55:05.700 saying that I'm not speaking down on

00:55:07.000 myself but but uh anyway she threw a

00:55:12.340 surprise party for me one time and I

00:55:14.000 just didn't see it coming you know and

00:55:16.880 for somebody like me who likes to cut you

00:55:18.380 know have everything kind of be in

00:55:19.540 control and know what's going to happen

00:55:21.060 so there's no surprises so I don't get

00:55:23.060 you know so I can manage everything man

00:55:28.200 that that that was that was awesome that

00:55:32.580 was a beautiful thing like that that

00:55:34.120 that happened uh and then on here a

00:55:38.940 couple times I've had moments where

00:55:40.040 people just they'll let you know that it

00:55:41.500 care that that they care and it gets

00:55:43.380 through and you feel it you know but I

00:55:46.500 can imagine that man your son you know

00:55:50.020 and in the back of your head you're

00:55:51.100 like well god I'm taking you know I

00:55:52.140 take care of him of course I love him

00:55:53.700 and he's my fan but does he have any

00:55:55.560 fucking you know is he ever just kind

00:55:57.560 of sitting around his job I don't know

00:55:59.040 if he has a job or not but and you know

00:56:01.440 being like oh what are my pops up to

00:56:03.660 so that's cool man it's cool and I think

00:56:09.720 a long time ago we used to see that

00:56:11.440 people would care more because we were

00:56:12.960 in like group who were in tribes or

00:56:14.880 whatever you know and so you were in

00:56:17.680 smaller units you would just you see

00:56:21.020 your you know everybody was raising

00:56:23.160 everybody you were in like these kind

00:56:24.780 of smaller groups and so you constantly

00:56:26.780 saw got affirmation that the people

00:56:29.860 around you were supporting you so and

00:56:35.400 and thought of you as part of the group

00:56:37.200 and and there was more connection so

00:56:42.360 that's a beautiful moment man that's

00:56:44.380 cool thank you for sharing that man

00:56:45.720 that's definitely a win

00:56:46.700 what else we had some wild stuff that

00:56:50.220 came in and we got slap boxing at a

00:56:54.700 Popeye's which is really I mean Popeye's

00:56:57.860 should easily go into a some sort of a

00:57:02.700 UFC you know or UCF ultimate chicken

00:57:07.080 fighting and it's just people straight

00:57:09.440 up beating and giving birth out there

00:57:11.500 and in the in the bathroom stalls there

00:57:14.920 but we got we got a couple of good

00:57:18.320 things that came in man I'm gonna I'm

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01:01:54.160 hey theo my name is brandon i'm out here in

01:01:57.780 oregon that uh fa fa west coast you feel me

01:02:00.340 oh yeah oregon man and um and oregon is uh it's a good

01:02:08.400 place for they got a lot of tree sap up there and a lot

01:02:12.220 of people playing by the rules and not playing by the rules

01:02:15.640 let's hear more i was just listening to you talk

01:02:18.200 about uh the struggles of ego and the sort of battles we

01:02:20.880 have within ourselves i was curious how do you find

01:02:24.140 yourself sort of getting i mean do you ever find yourself

01:02:26.800 getting sort of lost in the character of theo uh we all

01:02:30.000 kind of walk around in these masks we call identity and

01:02:32.260 it's really easy to confuse that with our true selves so i

01:02:34.900 guess i was just kind of wondering how do you yourself get

01:02:37.860 back to that baseline of who you really are before ego and

01:02:40.660 self-identity um i hope that makes sense uh much

01:02:43.840 gang brother gang brandon thank you man that's a good

01:02:46.940 that's a good question you know how do we get through

01:02:50.020 yeah how do we get

01:02:51.240 you know i think we all i noticed that who i am evolves

01:02:58.960 that's one thing i notice

01:03:01.780 and sometimes man i sometimes i feel like i was happier in a

01:03:07.860 previous

01:03:08.360 skin

01:03:10.100 you know um even just in the past few years of my life i

01:03:18.360 felt

01:03:18.820 a lot more connected uh to myself a few years ago

01:03:23.780 um

01:03:25.380 you know and i don't know what happened i mean some you know

01:03:30.160 things that happened in my life where you know my life got a

01:03:32.340 little busier with work

01:03:33.660 uh i made a little bit more money

01:03:36.720 um

01:03:38.440 what else uh

01:03:41.420 i got i started to get more things

01:03:44.040 you know um

01:03:47.380 and so i think maybe stuff like that like or just more access maybe

01:03:53.860 expectations

01:03:54.880 um

01:03:56.580 you know and that's been tricky it's been tough to

01:04:01.500 monitor my ego

01:04:04.280 you know

01:04:06.720 i never used to really think i had an ego and then

01:04:10.600 over the past years i've definitely feel more like i do

01:04:14.600 and i and and it's a

01:04:16.840 ego is just

01:04:18.120 i hate it man

01:04:20.260 you know i hate feeling like i'm better than somebody or

01:04:25.080 because all it does is separate me

01:04:27.460 and now in some instances you need your ego because it keeps you

01:04:33.120 safe it keeps you

01:04:34.780 you know

01:04:36.460 if you can't swim your ego

01:04:39.300 might just say man we can't swim

01:04:42.980 you know and that that could keep you living but

01:04:46.440 uh

01:04:47.140 but i feel like uh and the craziest thing is once you

01:04:51.560 right when you start to kind of live within a certain

01:04:54.140 comfortability of yourself it kind of changes

01:04:57.040 and that's the weirdest thing about life

01:05:01.440 you know i find that once i'm right when i'm getting a little close to myself

01:05:06.840 i

01:05:07.120 i run off

01:05:10.060 you know from myself i mean i

01:05:14.900 i'm the one looking for myself and i'm and i'm the one hiding

01:05:20.520 and right when i kind of get a hold of myself and right when i'm just close enough

01:05:28.380 to myself to just

01:05:29.980 hand myself that frisbee and that hampton inn

01:05:36.420 spa

01:05:38.440 tub

01:05:39.460 i i go underwater

01:05:42.780 or i disappear you know i

01:05:44.800 or i evolve it's just

01:05:48.340 i don't know more and more i realize that this

01:05:52.700 whatever the body is and all of this is just some shell that we're living in

01:05:56.920 you know this is just some

01:05:58.140 carrier

01:05:59.140 for

01:06:01.440 the spirit that's inside of us which is

01:06:05.260 this thing that's actually doing some evolving

01:06:08.260 um

01:06:10.880 i don't know i know that doesn't answer a lot of question but

01:06:14.320 uh

01:06:16.480 and do i get caught up in the being the character myself

01:06:19.040 i used to feel

01:06:20.720 like myself

01:06:21.960 and now

01:06:24.960 i think the thing that's made me feel less

01:06:26.960 like myself

01:06:27.900 is work

01:06:30.380 you know it's kind of weird when your dreams become your business

01:06:36.000 because i don't like business

01:06:39.120 you know i don't like it

01:06:41.760 it's sneaky and it's

01:06:44.880 i feel like it's

01:06:46.660 i feel like it's selfish

01:06:49.300 um

01:06:51.200 now that doesn't mean i'm going to stop doing business

01:06:55.680 uh

01:06:56.640 you know it's really

01:06:57.700 i i don't know if i'm strong enough to separate myself from the systems that we have

01:07:02.020 that

01:07:03.180 you know that run this kind of like

01:07:05.500 the world that we're in and stuff

01:07:07.200 i don't i don't know if i'm strong enough to separate myself from them

01:07:10.080 but i used to feel a lot more like myself a few years ago

01:07:14.020 uh

01:07:15.000 and i'm hoping that more of me comes back around

01:07:18.620 you know i felt more angry i felt more agitated

01:07:22.160 uh

01:07:23.380 which is interesting because

01:07:26.560 you know uh

01:07:31.900 uh

01:07:32.200 uh you would think it would be the other way around

01:07:36.100 um

01:07:37.440 but yeah i don't know i i don't

01:07:43.500 i don't know if i ever knew what was going to make me happy

01:07:48.340 and i just kind of expected that if i got

01:07:51.000 you know somewhat popular or achieved some success

01:07:55.360 that's actually a better word is success

01:07:57.520 or what i deemed as success

01:08:00.820 we all can create our own successes

01:08:02.860 i never really chose mine

01:08:05.000 i kind of just let the world

01:08:06.500 say oh these things make you successful

01:08:10.620 you know uh

01:08:12.340 obtaining things or getting

01:08:14.460 getting wealthier

01:08:16.580 or getting uh

01:08:18.340 popularity

01:08:19.180 i never really kind of wrote down what some of my own successes were

01:08:22.660 my goals and stuff

01:08:24.960 so i was just kind of achieving

01:08:26.480 the status quo

01:08:28.600 uh

01:08:29.800 and so

01:08:32.340 i'm not shocked sometimes

01:08:34.860 that i'm left with

01:08:35.760 the status quo reality

01:08:38.220 that

01:08:38.860 those things don't really make you happy

01:08:42.220 and that there's a lot more to it than that

01:08:45.400 but i guess in some ways i'm also grateful that there's more to it

01:08:49.320 because

01:08:49.640 it still gives me somewhere to go

01:08:52.020 uh

01:08:52.860 to find some peace

01:08:55.020 and i'm not saying that i'm not i don't have peace

01:08:59.680 i'm just saying

01:09:00.400 you know

01:09:01.360 i want to feel

01:09:02.660 i want to always feel good if i can

01:09:04.820 i know it's impossible

01:09:05.780 but i want to get close to that

01:09:07.220 you know

01:09:08.680 or always be kind of learning about myself

01:09:10.480 um

01:09:11.640 so i don't know if i'm answering some of this question or not

01:09:15.860 but i used to feel a lot closer to myself

01:09:17.500 this is the first time in my life that i've felt really separate from myself

01:09:20.360 so i think part of me is just trying to figure out what's making me feel that way

01:09:23.580 um

01:09:24.640 which is one of the reasons i've been on somewhat of a search for that sort of thing

01:09:29.760 uh

01:09:30.860 you know sometimes i i think i want to

01:09:33.900 i don't know

01:09:36.940 and then also you put a lot of yourself out there

01:09:41.920 with podcasting and comedy and sharing and then

01:09:47.200 sometimes there's not that

01:09:49.100 it's not that there's not much left but there's

01:09:53.000 i don't know

01:09:59.240 it's interesting man

01:10:03.160 you know i remember going to china once and

01:10:06.720 a woman didn't want me to take her picture

01:10:08.700 and she said because it captured part of you

01:10:11.960 and that once that happened

01:10:13.960 you couldn't get that part of you back

01:10:15.840 and i wonder you know i wonder if one day we'll see that

01:10:22.040 all this capturing of ourselves and of each other that we're doing that it

01:10:26.920 like

01:10:30.340 d d roads uh or d d erodes us

01:10:34.940 or erodes us at some level that we don't know yet

01:10:39.240 you know i would bet there's some truth to that

01:10:45.640 because the chinese man they

01:10:48.840 you know good and well dude they'll make a damn soup out of anything you know and so

01:10:54.720 they know a lot of uh ingredients

01:10:59.020 to the overall recipe i bet

01:11:02.680 but uh thank you for the for for the question

01:11:06.900 and let's get um

01:11:08.240 you know

01:11:09.460 let's get we got a single mom nomination that came in

01:11:12.700 this would be a sweet way to end out this episode

01:11:15.040 and i want to thank everybody for being a part of this podcast

01:11:17.580 thank you to our patreon

01:11:18.840 we have a very small patreon but they are mighty

01:11:22.300 and uh

01:11:23.160 and it allows us to do fun things like this

01:11:25.640 so uh here's the nomination that came in

01:11:28.380 oh they got a horse in it

01:11:31.760 hey theo

01:11:33.280 my name's emily and i live in richmond texas

01:11:37.420 this is my horse annie

01:11:38.580 isn't she cute she's having her dinner

01:11:40.300 she's like fuck off

01:11:41.680 um anyways i'm doing um the single mom submission

01:11:47.540 i'd like to nominate my sister ashley

01:11:50.020 she lives in vancouver canada um that's where i'm from originally

01:11:53.980 and she has three kids she's a single mom

01:11:57.660 the dad kind of dropped the ball and he does

01:11:59.820 he hasn't worked in like five years

01:12:01.560 and doesn't really see them very often so

01:12:03.820 she does everything takes care of them

01:12:06.220 and takes them to their

01:12:07.740 you know sports and everything

01:12:09.540 um

01:12:10.300 and she works as a nurse uh

01:12:13.500 with like old people with like dementia and alzheimer's and stuff

01:12:17.520 which is not an easy job

01:12:19.540 uh so uh yeah i think she's really deserving of it

01:12:23.640 so that would be awesome if you could call her and help her out

01:12:27.460 um anyways i love your podcast i listen to it every week

01:12:31.200 and it makes me laugh so you're the best theo

01:12:33.920 all right gang gang

01:12:35.460 you know what thank you emily so much for that

01:12:38.460 and we would love to uh to reach out to ashley

01:12:42.440 and do something uh and do something sweet for them

01:12:45.240 so let's see if we can't give her a buzz right now

01:12:48.200 hey ashley

01:12:50.180 hello

01:12:52.420 hey how are you

01:12:54.240 i'm good you must be my mystery phone call today

01:12:57.780 i am

01:12:58.940 is that a

01:12:59.960 you have a child

01:13:00.880 with you

01:13:01.620 yes

01:13:02.120 yeah

01:13:02.420 hey what's up

01:13:04.440 um

01:13:05.940 no i uh

01:13:07.260 my name is theo

01:13:07.920 i uh

01:13:08.940 work on a podcast

01:13:09.840 you're

01:13:10.720 you have a sister that is a horse owner

01:13:12.980 i do

01:13:14.300 okay

01:13:14.840 yeah

01:13:15.160 well we just do a thing on our podcast where like listeners will submit

01:13:19.580 um

01:13:20.300 it's just for single moms and people will submit a single mom or somebody that

01:13:23.700 they really care about

01:13:24.500 and then uh we just kind of reach out

01:13:27.000 and uh we just wanted to send you 750 bucks to go do something fun with the

01:13:30.940 kiddos uh

01:13:31.980 this summer

01:13:32.600 are you serious

01:13:33.360 yep

01:13:34.360 that's it

01:13:36.780 that's so nice

01:13:38.540 well you're welcome

01:13:40.200 oh yeah your sister must really care about you

01:13:42.580 are you guys pretty close to you and your sister

01:13:45.480 well we are but she's she's afar

01:13:48.500 oh my son is there

01:13:49.840 what's up player

01:13:50.460 um

01:13:53.100 we're pretty far apart and we haven't seen each other for a while

01:13:56.920 obviously due to covid

01:13:58.160 and

01:13:58.920 but yes we are we are close

01:14:01.520 we just aren't close in distance right now

01:14:04.320 oh i see

01:14:05.440 nice

01:14:05.880 well she has a nice horse

01:14:06.960 did you see that horse that she has

01:14:08.420 yeah it's annie

01:14:09.780 that's annie

01:14:10.580 i rode it a long time ago

01:14:12.440 oh your daughter rode it

01:14:14.100 yeah

01:14:15.000 oh dang y'all are lucky

01:14:16.500 i would like to ride on something like that but

01:14:19.880 where are you from

01:14:21.720 where am i from

01:14:23.020 yeah

01:14:23.920 i'm from louisiana but i live right now in los angeles and nashville so

01:14:28.360 i'm kind of just what

01:14:30.640 just

01:14:30.980 trying to just

01:14:32.460 be alive really

01:14:33.560 but um

01:14:34.520 so

01:14:35.380 where do you work at you are a nurse she said

01:14:37.960 i am a nurse

01:14:39.280 i work in uh

01:14:40.480 long-term care

01:14:41.300 in a special care dementia unit

01:14:42.880 no

01:14:43.740 dementia is crazy huh

01:14:45.220 yeah

01:14:46.060 it's good times

01:14:46.960 what is something about dementia that

01:14:48.960 that we wouldn't even know about

01:14:50.360 like is there anything that's kind of interesting

01:14:52.340 well

01:14:54.120 we

01:14:54.980 from what i see you honestly live

01:14:58.040 in like

01:14:59.160 a movie clip

01:15:01.460 that's how i can

01:15:02.620 it's like you live in a movie clip that keeps going over and over and over again

01:15:06.660 do you understand what i mean

01:15:08.040 yeah

01:15:08.400 it's like they're stuck in that movie clip

01:15:10.940 over and over

01:15:12.020 like it could be

01:15:13.120 a five minute movie clip

01:15:14.600 a minute movie clip

01:15:15.680 or a day

01:15:16.400 the next day is just relive all the same

01:15:19.020 memories that they have

01:15:20.520 wow

01:15:20.920 but

01:15:22.180 yeah

01:15:23.320 it's

01:15:24.200 yeah

01:15:24.680 that's interesting

01:15:26.100 i hope mine is either tommy boy

01:15:27.980 or um

01:15:29.060 i'm trying to think of uh

01:15:32.300 what's that other movie

01:15:34.360 oh the patriot

01:15:35.120 i like that

01:15:35.820 but um

01:15:37.120 oh that's awesome

01:15:38.340 well

01:15:38.720 yeah we just wanted to send you a nice gift

01:15:40.700 just to do something fun with the kiddos

01:15:42.360 what do your kids like to do

01:15:43.560 well

01:15:45.360 oh hey

01:15:45.980 what two of you are here right now

01:15:48.800 tell them what you like to do

01:15:50.000 you know

01:15:51.140 you know

01:15:52.400 you know what you like

01:15:53.800 yeah you know what you want

01:15:55.540 all right

01:15:57.060 you want your package to come

01:15:59.240 well

01:15:59.640 no like we

01:16:00.960 what did he order

01:16:01.920 we're still on a pretty tight lockdown up here

01:16:05.420 oh wow

01:16:06.220 so we really haven't been able to do a whole lot

01:16:08.980 yeah

01:16:09.260 in the last while

01:16:11.160 so like recently

01:16:12.100 we've just been doing lots of stuff at home

01:16:14.340 like art

01:16:15.200 and

01:16:15.720 yeah

01:16:16.300 um

01:16:17.160 you know

01:16:18.020 even movie theaters aren't even open

01:16:19.980 like

01:16:20.480 oh that's crazy

01:16:21.200 i know

01:16:22.080 i know

01:16:22.100 we can't do much

01:16:23.000 right now

01:16:23.700 um

01:16:24.220 y'all should

01:16:25.600 um

01:16:26.180 do y'all have any animals

01:16:27.940 we do not have animals

01:16:30.620 we're gonna get one though

01:16:31.660 they want one

01:16:33.140 but we don't have one

01:16:34.420 i think a bird would be good

01:16:36.340 a bird

01:16:37.660 hey i was saying

01:16:39.080 i was saying that

01:16:40.320 a while ago

01:16:41.140 yep

01:16:41.420 i knew

01:16:42.280 when we were gonna get a fish

01:16:44.260 and there was no fish

01:16:45.080 and we saw birds

01:16:46.380 yeah

01:16:46.960 yeah

01:16:47.600 they do want a bird

01:16:48.420 yeah

01:16:49.240 y'all need a good bird over there

01:16:51.660 if you have a cat and a bird

01:16:53.580 usually the bird dies of the cat

01:16:57.080 well that's a

01:16:58.200 that's a good way to

01:16:59.120 that's a very good way to state it

01:17:01.000 yeah

01:17:01.320 oh that's the food chain

01:17:03.260 that's the food chain

01:17:04.320 well

01:17:04.660 um

01:17:06.040 well look

01:17:06.780 yeah i don't know what you guys will be able to do

01:17:08.580 but hopefully you'll be able to find something fun to do

01:17:10.720 and um

01:17:11.560 yeah your sister just obviously thinks the world of you

01:17:13.740 and so we do too

01:17:14.540 so we just wanted to let you know we're thinking of you

01:17:16.180 that's amazing

01:17:17.240 thank you so much

01:17:18.320 you bet

01:17:19.140 and you guys come to america sometime

01:17:20.640 have your kids been to america

01:17:21.860 yeah

01:17:22.980 my my mom and dad live in texas

01:17:25.340 so we did make uh

01:17:26.800 a lot of trips

01:17:27.620 pre-covid

01:17:28.920 oh nice

01:17:29.360 um

01:17:30.700 i like canada though

01:17:31.840 i like canada

01:17:32.600 yeah

01:17:33.500 we're nice people up here

01:17:34.740 oh yeah canada's good

01:17:36.220 a lot of people really apologizing all the time

01:17:38.540 yep

01:17:39.360 it's really sweet

01:17:40.660 we do

01:17:41.500 it's a really sweet place

01:17:43.640 uh

01:17:44.320 well thank you for answering the phone ashley

01:17:45.820 and i hope that you have a great day over there

01:17:47.660 yeah thank you so much

01:17:49.140 thank you for calling

01:17:49.920 oh you bet

01:17:50.980 uh uh

01:17:52.020 tell your kids i said bye

01:17:53.180 bye kiddos

01:17:54.020 i will

01:17:55.040 get that bird

01:17:55.880 get that bird

01:17:57.000 oh that's sweet man

01:18:01.800 and it's really something sweet to think about

01:18:04.040 a couple kids with a new bird

01:18:05.460 you know

01:18:06.020 i think there's something

01:18:08.420 it's almost like the garden of eden or something

01:18:13.480 you know

01:18:14.060 kind of like that

01:18:15.080 we had the young fella that called in about the military

01:18:17.480 and he was looking for some suggestions

01:18:19.460 let's take a couple of those

01:18:21.180 and get some uh

01:18:22.140 suggestions for the young fella

01:18:23.700 hey theo

01:18:25.260 my name is patrick

01:18:26.160 i'm from uh

01:18:27.140 southern oregon

01:18:27.900 i'm calling in because

01:18:29.360 that kid that wanted to get out of the military

01:18:32.060 and didn't know exactly what he wanted to do

01:18:34.220 uh

01:18:35.000 i got out of the military

01:18:36.040 did the whole college thing

01:18:37.560 hated it

01:18:38.260 and then i went to uh

01:18:39.500 northwest lineman college

01:18:40.860 and uh

01:18:42.060 it's for those guys that work on all the power lines

01:18:44.300 pays really well

01:18:45.900 but um

01:18:47.240 just

01:18:47.860 you know

01:18:48.580 keeping him in mind

01:18:50.160 that

01:18:50.560 northwest

01:18:51.160 we don't have any homes

01:18:52.380 to move into

01:18:53.680 so if uh

01:18:54.580 he's got a place already

01:18:55.720 he might want to just stay in

01:18:57.340 until the housing market

01:18:58.260 comes back down

01:18:59.320 okay

01:19:00.440 so you could get a camper

01:19:01.740 and go up to oregon

01:19:02.740 and do the power lining

01:19:05.000 and that'd be interesting man

01:19:07.520 you know

01:19:09.220 that's really

01:19:09.640 that's risque business daddy

01:19:11.260 you grill your freaking self up

01:19:13.240 hey theo

01:19:15.400 this is aj

01:19:15.980 um

01:19:16.860 best advice i can give him is

01:19:18.780 if you haven't gone to school yet

01:19:20.200 go and do it

01:19:21.220 get paid to go

01:19:22.860 get your degree

01:19:23.860 and then do whatever the hell you want

01:19:25.360 there you go

01:19:27.240 that's another great suggestion right there

01:19:29.280 different uh opinion

01:19:30.420 here we go

01:19:31.120 what's happening

01:19:32.940 my name is trevor

01:19:34.960 i did

01:19:35.540 almost six years in the army

01:19:37.840 calling in to

01:19:39.140 basically uh

01:19:40.520 give a little input

01:19:41.860 answer for uh

01:19:43.000 that cat

01:19:43.480 that was asking

01:19:44.180 uh

01:19:44.780 what should he do

01:19:45.540 uh

01:19:46.280 or expect

01:19:47.080 you need to start job hunting

01:19:49.240 immediately

01:19:49.880 even though you're still in the service

01:19:51.640 you need to communicate with anybody

01:19:53.560 that's specific

01:19:54.420 to what

01:19:55.660 you've done

01:19:56.420 in the military

01:19:57.280 you know

01:19:58.120 so that way you can transfer that

01:19:59.740 flawlessly over

01:20:00.740 in the civilian world

01:20:02.280 because it's a big change

01:20:03.400 homie

01:20:03.820 so

01:20:04.380 there you go

01:20:06.340 that's a great one

01:20:07.740 yes sir

01:20:08.780 what's up

01:20:09.200 this is colin

01:20:10.300 colin

01:20:11.200 and i wanted to share some ideas

01:20:12.820 but i figured

01:20:13.480 most of the ideas

01:20:14.760 would be like

01:20:15.360 use the gi bill

01:20:16.960 go back to school

01:20:17.860 go live here

01:20:18.600 because they pay well

01:20:19.740 with the living stipend

01:20:21.140 um

01:20:22.200 but

01:20:22.720 what i want to share

01:20:24.620 is that

01:20:25.340 the one thing

01:20:26.220 that i did not expect

01:20:27.520 when i got out

01:20:28.840 was how difficult

01:20:30.060 it would be to

01:20:31.480 to reconnect

01:20:33.140 with people

01:20:33.860 and

01:20:34.800 i

01:20:35.960 wouldn't expect

01:20:37.200 everyone to have

01:20:38.020 as difficult

01:20:38.780 of a time

01:20:39.600 as i did

01:20:40.160 but

01:20:40.480 um

01:20:42.740 i thought

01:20:43.180 i would have

01:20:43.760 more people

01:20:44.400 there for me

01:20:45.340 and that's a sad

01:20:46.640 thing to say

01:20:47.200 but it

01:20:47.580 but it also

01:20:48.480 has a silver lining

01:20:49.500 it's just

01:20:50.020 know that

01:20:51.880 and know that

01:20:52.580 people are busy

01:20:53.380 and people

01:20:53.980 are struggling

01:20:55.940 a lot

01:20:56.500 so

01:20:57.020 the people

01:20:57.880 that you might

01:20:58.440 have thought

01:20:59.020 you could rely

01:20:59.720 on upon getting

01:21:00.660 out

01:21:00.940 might not be there

01:21:01.960 well that's a good

01:21:03.820 point man

01:21:04.200 that like

01:21:04.620 yeah

01:21:04.800 sometimes things

01:21:05.400 when you went

01:21:05.960 in

01:21:06.440 everybody might

01:21:07.480 have been

01:21:07.780 you know

01:21:08.120 finishing school

01:21:09.160 and having a good

01:21:09.840 time and partying

01:21:10.700 and now when

01:21:11.200 you're out

01:21:11.760 uh people's lives

01:21:13.160 may have changed

01:21:14.000 and um

01:21:15.660 their accessibility

01:21:16.980 uh to help

01:21:19.280 and to be a daily

01:21:20.180 part of your life

01:21:20.740 might not be there

01:21:21.880 uh here we go

01:21:24.320 hey theo this is

01:21:26.420 tyler from out

01:21:27.020 here in la

01:21:27.920 you know that

01:21:28.800 louisval area

01:21:29.480 son here in

01:21:30.140 kentucky

01:21:30.540 oh yeah

01:21:31.820 and i went to

01:21:33.520 a party over there

01:21:34.220 one time and

01:21:35.020 took a felon

01:21:38.080 and he's

01:21:38.660 robbed everybody

01:21:39.640 over there

01:21:40.100 and jumped

01:21:41.600 off at a

01:21:42.020 rooftop

01:21:42.300 here we go

01:21:43.600 anyway i'm

01:21:44.720 calling some

01:21:45.080 advice for the

01:21:45.760 military dude

01:21:46.720 that just got

01:21:47.140 out after

01:21:47.520 five long

01:21:48.640 years

01:21:49.040 so my

01:21:50.260 advice would

01:21:50.740 be to

01:21:51.580 sit down

01:21:52.140 and do

01:21:52.380 some serious

01:21:52.940 lifestyle

01:21:53.540 architecture

01:21:54.160 right like

01:21:54.980 don't rush

01:21:55.420 into a job

01:21:56.000 immediately

01:21:56.440 sit down

01:21:57.200 really figure

01:21:57.920 out what

01:21:58.440 kind of

01:21:59.180 life you

01:22:01.580 would like

01:22:01.880 to have

01:22:02.480 where you'd

01:22:03.440 like to live

01:22:04.120 what kind

01:22:04.680 of family

01:22:05.120 situation

01:22:05.720 and housing

01:22:06.160 situation

01:22:06.620 going on

01:22:07.200 all that

01:22:07.640 shit

01:22:07.960 first

01:22:08.440 and then

01:22:09.440 pick a

01:22:09.800 career that

01:22:10.320 can enable

01:22:10.780 that that

01:22:12.020 you i guess

01:22:13.400 could tolerate

01:22:14.040 pretty much

01:22:14.800 if you can

01:22:15.480 find something

01:22:15.840 you're passionate

01:22:16.280 about even

01:22:16.740 better but

01:22:17.980 the main thing

01:22:19.140 here is picking

01:22:20.040 a job first

01:22:21.080 is ass

01:22:22.080 backwards and

01:22:22.980 you should really

01:22:24.420 pick a job that

01:22:25.180 fits into your

01:22:25.800 life not the

01:22:26.900 other way around

01:22:27.480 amen

01:22:27.820 the good thing

01:22:29.360 is you have

01:22:29.700 five years of

01:22:30.220 military experience

01:22:31.060 and employers

01:22:31.600 really cream their

01:22:32.600 pants over that

01:22:33.300 so you got that

01:22:34.980 going for you

01:22:35.540 gang baby there

01:22:36.880 you go

01:22:37.260 some really

01:22:38.840 nice plethora

01:22:39.760 plethora of

01:22:41.560 surrections

01:22:42.780 man and

01:22:43.420 and thank all

01:22:45.200 you guys for

01:22:45.560 your service

01:22:46.020 and for being

01:22:47.600 a part of

01:22:47.880 this podcast

01:22:48.320 man i'm just

01:22:48.960 you know i'm

01:22:51.180 just shocked

01:22:51.620 at how many

01:22:51.940 people are

01:22:53.340 involved in

01:22:53.980 this podcast

01:22:55.180 in this group

01:22:55.880 we're all

01:22:56.840 making it man

01:22:57.580 you know

01:22:58.880 shout out to

01:22:59.480 my buddy with

01:23:00.020 that degenerative

01:23:00.680 spine disorder

01:23:01.720 over there

01:23:02.180 and if

01:23:03.460 dude if you

01:23:05.320 need me to

01:23:05.620 hold you

01:23:05.940 up from

01:23:06.240 the back

01:23:06.600 man i'll

01:23:06.920 hold you

01:23:07.240 a little

01:23:07.440 ass up

01:23:08.040 baby praise

01:23:08.560 god man

01:23:09.220 we're making

01:23:10.860 it man let's

01:23:11.620 keep doing it

01:23:12.340 thank you guys

01:23:13.240 for supporting

01:23:13.660 the podcast

01:23:14.500 tickets available

01:23:16.140 for the tour

01:23:16.740 at theovon.com

01:23:17.980 slash tour

01:23:18.980 thank you for

01:23:20.120 the suggestions

01:23:20.880 and uh

01:23:22.820 and let's go

01:23:23.840 out in that

01:23:24.400 same direction

01:23:25.260 man

01:23:25.800 um

01:23:26.980 of absorption

01:23:28.780 and that will

01:23:30.700 be with

01:23:31.700 robert randolph

01:23:33.100 and the family

01:23:33.880 band

01:23:34.560 baptize me

01:23:36.200 robert randolph

01:23:45.900 baby

01:23:46.300 you know he's

01:23:51.800 one of the

01:23:52.080 greatest

01:23:52.560 pedal steel

01:23:54.380 guitar players

01:23:55.100 in the universe

01:23:56.220 come on

01:23:58.580 bobby

01:23:58.900 dirty water

01:24:01.640 red clay

01:24:03.720 mud

01:24:04.320 i need

01:24:06.360 redemption

01:24:07.180 saved from

01:24:09.260 the blood

01:24:09.920 give me

01:24:11.980 everlasting

01:24:12.800 immortal love

01:24:15.500 i'm there

01:24:17.560 for the waiting

01:24:18.400 i'm crossing

01:24:20.460 the blood

01:24:21.280 i'm packing you

01:24:24.600 feet

01:24:25.420 back to me

01:24:27.660 come on

01:24:32.020 i'm packing you

01:24:35.740 feet

01:24:36.740 back to me

01:24:38.980 come on

01:24:42.020 never seen it

01:24:45.900 coming

01:24:46.360 looking at me

01:24:48.420 that way

01:24:49.140 now all my blues

01:24:52.140 seem

01:24:53.660 brighter days

01:24:55.060 brighter days

01:24:56.160 i'm a son

01:24:56.860 of a creature

01:24:57.520 man

01:24:57.980 a small

01:24:59.340 town cliche

01:25:00.420 come on

01:25:01.140 i never

01:25:02.480 learned a

01:25:02.940 devil song

01:25:03.700 what else

01:25:05.220 can i see

01:25:06.460 hey

01:25:08.040 now all my

01:25:09.660 need

01:25:10.460 long

01:25:11.180 fantasy

01:25:12.460 come on

01:25:14.260 i'm

01:25:19.680 down

01:25:20.180 on my

01:25:20.900 knees

01:25:21.900 baptizing

01:25:23.720 me

01:25:24.060 yeah

01:25:26.260 yeah

01:25:27.260 yeah

01:25:28.260 yeah

01:25:29.260 yeah

01:25:31.260 yeah

01:25:33.260 yeah

01:25:34.260 yeah

01:25:35.260 yeah

01:25:36.260 yeah

01:25:37.260 yeah

01:25:38.260 yeah

01:25:39.260 yeah

01:25:40.260 yeah

01:25:41.260 yeah

01:25:42.260 yeah

01:25:43.260 and that's that man right there robert randolph and the family band baptize me really fun video they have there on youtube and you can absorb that and and i've heard he's a real wonderful man too i've never met him but i've heard a lot of nice things about that man um

01:26:07.860 anyhow

01:26:09.860 anyhow

01:26:10.860 you guys be good to yourselves

01:26:12.860 you deserve it man i'm gonna try and do the same gang

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