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00:00:58.200 Good evening, you little Turkish game hens.

00:01:04.180 Remember Turkish game hen?

00:01:07.800 I remember my mother went on a date or something one time.

00:01:12.240 She'd met a man and...

00:01:15.580 They got married years later and he was a...

00:01:18.040 He ran a corn-operated car wash.

00:01:28.420 You know?

00:01:30.320 You could pat him on the back and hear the quarters in him.

00:01:32.740 That kind of guy.

00:01:33.840 You know, local guy.

00:01:34.720 And I remember they...

00:01:37.960 I guess, I don't know.

00:01:39.260 He invited us over to his house like the first time he ever invited us over.

00:01:44.420 Mr. Charlie, they called him Big Charlie.

00:01:47.340 They called him that right up until he died.

00:01:52.080 What was I talking about?

00:01:57.760 Oh, I'll tell you this.

00:01:59.160 So, Big Charlie, he had us over for some Turkish game hen. 1.00

00:02:03.880 Turkish game hen, is that it?

00:02:06.220 Is it turkis? 0.99

00:02:08.640 Turkis? 0.96

00:02:09.180 What's that color?

00:02:10.860 Turquoise game hen.

00:02:11.900 Turquoise game hen, no.

00:02:13.180 Turkish game hen.

00:02:14.400 Turkish game hen.

00:02:15.700 Three sounds.

00:02:16.080 Three sounds.

00:02:16.660 Um, he had us over for some Turkish game hen.

00:02:21.900 Turkish game hen.

00:02:22.760 Say that ten times fast, huh? 0.50

00:02:24.100 Turkish game hen.

00:02:24.780 Turkish game hen.

00:02:25.400 Turkish game hen.

00:02:29.500 Uh, oh, I just...

00:02:31.800 This gal that I know, um, told me that if you say,

00:02:37.960 Rise...

00:02:38.600 Rise up lights.

00:02:42.320 It sounds like razor blades in Australian.

00:02:45.660 Rise up lights.

00:02:46.660 Try it.

00:02:49.120 I bet you will laugh if you, if you do try it.

00:02:52.220 Rise up lights.

00:02:54.280 Rise up lights.

00:02:56.220 Rise up lights.

00:02:58.520 Have you been...

00:02:59.200 What have you been doing?

00:03:00.360 You've been having some rise up lights.

00:03:03.020 Rise up lights.

00:03:05.240 You're gonna just walk into a hardware store later and be like,

00:03:07.760 Rise up lights.

00:03:09.900 Um, but yeah, Big Charlie, he had us over for some Turkish game hen. 1.00

00:03:14.740 I mean, damn, we're poor as hell. 0.99

00:03:17.640 And you bring us over for these little fancy ass, uh, you know, little French pigeons, man. 1.00

00:03:24.260 These bitches... 1.00

00:03:24.740 I mean, the shoulder muscles. 1.00

00:03:27.280 I remember the shoulders were just so like that deltoid.

00:03:31.400 And I remember sitting in it, just trying to look nice, like we'd never been over there.

00:03:38.080 And we had, I think, I don't know if my mom had made them.

00:03:42.460 Just, just trying to be outside of our means, you know? 1.00

00:03:48.340 Like, damn, give me a damn McNugget, baby, you know? 1.00

00:03:50.980 Give me a damn, uh, hot, uh, hot dog. 1.00

00:03:56.460 You know, give me something that I could, that'll, that'll, that'll, you know, my stomach is even gonna recognize. 1.00

00:04:01.440 You send this little bad little, this little money pigeon in, this little Turkish game hen in. 1.00

00:04:09.040 And I, my system doesn't know what to, you know?

00:04:13.960 That's like when a, uh, a realtor, you know, walks into a homeless camp.

00:04:19.140 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:19.820 It's gonna be a little, you know, what are you, this is, you know?

00:04:23.920 What are you, why are you in here?

00:04:25.240 Um, but Big Charlie had us over there for them Turkish game hens, and then, and then years later he would die.

00:04:33.720 But at the, uh, but I remember just seeing that little pigeon and be like, I felt bad eating it. 0.97

00:04:38.660 It looked like a damn little, uh, sarcophagus of a damn, you know, a famous bird or something. 0.92

00:04:46.560 You know, maybe one of those birds that had been in World War II, those little, um, you ever see the pigeon with the little backpack on it? 0.99

00:04:55.240 That's when we could use pigeons as spies.

00:05:03.680 Remember that?

00:05:05.680 I went to the museum over there in Philadelphia.

00:05:09.140 Over there where they, city of brotherly love, man.

00:05:12.960 And they got some brothers that beat the love right out of you, too, if you're out there near Temple late at night.

00:05:19.180 But, uh,

00:05:21.060 what are we talking about?

00:05:24.000 Oh.

00:05:25.240 Out near Philadelphia.

00:05:29.040 Yeah, that little turkey.

00:05:30.240 Oh, I went to the spy museum.

00:05:32.440 And they showed the pigeons in there with the backpack.

00:05:34.320 And that's when animals used to do something.

00:05:38.920 You know, you used to see animals doing work.

00:05:42.900 Seeing eye dog.

00:05:44.780 Uh, spy pigeon.

00:05:47.840 Um, what else?

00:05:49.940 Uh,

00:05:50.540 Those, uh,

00:05:51.540 Those, uh,

00:05:54.220 Cola bears.

00:05:55.140 Those, uh,

00:05:56.500 Coca-Cola,

00:05:57.560 Coke bears.

00:05:58.140 You know,

00:05:58.400 The polar,

00:05:59.860 The coke bears. 1.00

00:06:00.700 Them bitches up there. 1.00

00:06:03.420 Test driving that frickin' sugar, 0.99

00:06:05.180 That sugar sipper.

00:06:07.280 So you and I don't have to.

00:06:08.600 They up there on that,

00:06:09.400 In the Arctic.

00:06:09.900 That's a job they can do.

00:06:12.320 If they hired humans to go up there, 0.98

00:06:14.100 We would,

00:06:15.480 You know, 1.00

00:06:16.560 We wouldn't even be able to keep this shit warm. 0.99

00:06:17.920 A polar bear, 1.00

00:06:18.480 They hold something in their hand,

00:06:19.740 You know,

00:06:20.860 Keep it so warm. 0.99

00:06:22.940 They'll melt the damn chocolate if it's in a tank. 0.99

00:06:25.020 You can't, 1.00

00:06:25.480 A polar bear can't even hold the chocolate.

00:06:26.940 Isn't that sad, man?

00:06:30.760 A polar bear can't even hold the chocolate

00:06:31.820 Because it just,

00:06:33.960 It'll just do too much heat through it. 0.87

00:06:37.160 You love a little thing of chocolate soup in your hand.

00:06:41.360 But R.I.P. Big Charlie, man,

00:06:43.220 He, uh,

00:06:44.340 Had us over for those game hands 0.92

00:06:45.860 And fancy ass little, 1.00

00:06:48.900 You know, 0.94

00:06:49.560 I didn't, 1.00

00:06:50.600 I felt damn sad eating that little bitch. 1.00

00:06:53.800 It looked like a damn newborn, uh, 1.00

00:06:55.840 Chicken. 1.00

00:06:56.080 It just looked like it had never had a chance,

00:06:58.060 You know,

00:06:58.440 That thing was built,

00:06:59.200 It was real small,

00:07:00.100 And with just,

00:07:00.820 The deltoids on it.

00:07:03.520 I remember it looked like Floyd Mayweather, 1.00

00:07:05.200 Little bitch looked like damn, 1.00

00:07:06.580 Uh, 1.00

00:07:08.140 Uh,

00:07:09.500 Sugar's Ray Leonard, man. 0.99

00:07:13.740 Look like damn Sugar's Ray Leonard, baby. 0.99

00:07:16.940 I'll say this, man, 0.99

00:07:17.900 The other day I saw a guy in a,

00:07:20.240 Uh,

00:07:21.180 I want to be honest with you.

00:07:22.920 I want to be honest.

00:07:23.580 The other day I saw a guy in a,

00:07:24.980 Uh,

00:07:26.080 Leather jacket at a Mexican restaurant.

00:07:31.740 If you wear a leather jacket at a Mexican restaurant,

00:07:35.960 Well,

00:07:36.200 You can just,

00:07:37.280 Stay away from me.

00:07:42.240 You can stay away, 0.84

00:07:44.060 From me.

00:07:46.920 You can stay away,

00:07:48.320 From me.

00:07:49.980 From me.

00:07:50.380 From me.

00:07:53.300 Cause I don't need that kind.

00:07:57.020 Halloween is over and I don't need to see no more. 1.00

00:07:59.260 Of the damn, 1.00

00:08:00.500 Of the damn, 1.00

00:08:02.620 Uh, 1.00

00:08:06.080 Pandora's box.

00:08:09.260 Escapees running around.

00:08:10.380 If you wear a leather jacket.

00:08:11.380 If you wear a leather jacket to a Mexican restaurant,

00:08:15.540 You can stay away from me.

00:08:18.420 Do you hear that?

00:08:21.880 Cause I feel like some of you don't hear.

00:08:23.300 If you wear a leather jacket.

00:08:24.300 If you wear a leather jacket to a Mexican restaurant,

00:08:27.460 You can stay away from me.

00:08:29.500 Because I am.

00:08:32.460 A better man than that.

00:08:35.400 Let's get into it,

00:08:36.600 Baby.

00:08:37.020 Thank you guys for being here with me today.

00:08:38.740 And thank you for being a part of my life.

00:08:40.600 I'm upstairs.

00:08:41.440 Come on.

00:08:50.180 We coming up,

00:08:51.060 Baby.

00:08:54.900 Eddie Ninevolt.

00:08:58.640 I'm on a coma.

00:09:00.900 Yeah.

00:09:02.680 Feels real good out there.

00:09:04.240 I've been so blue.

00:09:06.080 Mm-hmm.

00:09:07.220 He's on a coma.

00:09:09.760 I'm on a coma.

00:09:11.440 It feels so good to have a brand new view.

00:09:17.280 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:19.120 You're on a coma.

00:09:20.140 Come on, Eddie.

00:09:21.160 Well, I just broke off with my baby.

00:09:24.880 Now I can finally get the love in you.

00:09:28.300 Mm-mm-mm-mm.

00:09:29.460 Yeah, you're on a coma.

00:09:32.100 Well, I just moved up to Lucky Street

00:09:35.160 When the mayor came and said to me,

00:09:38.160 You're on a coma.

00:09:39.060 You're on a coma.

00:09:43.360 And it's great to see

00:09:45.000 Between you and me,

00:09:46.540 We got so much loving and chemistry.

00:09:49.440 It's on a coma.

00:09:51.940 It's on a coma.

00:09:55.000 Well, good morning.

00:09:56.120 I'm bumming.

00:09:57.120 And I ain't gonna go running.

00:10:00.900 It's on a coma.

00:10:01.980 That's 89V, 89 Volt,

00:10:07.820 With the come up.

00:10:10.400 And there we are, coming up into November.

00:10:14.560 Man, November.

00:10:15.860 That was always an interesting time of year

00:10:19.920 When I was young.

00:10:21.700 After Halloween had gone.

00:10:23.420 There was so much big energy heading into Halloween.

00:10:27.320 You know, what are you gonna be?

00:10:28.380 What, you know, where, where, where are you going?

00:10:30.560 How do we, is there gonna be candy?

00:10:33.080 Is there, you know, I don't have any face paint.

00:10:35.380 We, I remember we'd come home and just basic,

00:10:39.160 I remember, you know,

00:10:41.220 Sometimes we didn't plan ahead at my house.

00:10:45.240 And obviously nobody planned ahead

00:10:46.820 If they had four children and,

00:10:49.560 You know, and the dad was in his 70s.

00:10:51.340 There was very little planning going on.

00:10:52.820 Um, but as child,

00:10:56.720 As a child, we didn't, you know, we just,

00:10:58.680 So sometimes we'd get home for,

00:11:00.560 It would be the day, the night of Halloween.

00:11:02.200 We'd get home and we didn't have anything.

00:11:03.840 No preparatory.

00:11:06.240 You know, my mom had bought, um,

00:11:09.740 Raggedy Andy costumes one year. 0.99

00:11:11.880 So those bitches were going around, you know. 1.00

00:11:15.100 And then it was, uh, 0.99

00:11:17.600 I remember we cut the,

00:11:19.440 It was Raggedy Ann. 0.73

00:11:20.480 Those are the ones mom had bought or dad had bought. 1.00

00:11:23.520 And then we cut the hair on them bastards one time. 0.99

00:11:26.320 So we, next thing you know, you Raggedy Ann. 1.00

00:11:29.320 Uh, now you Raggedy Andy. 1.00

00:11:31.300 You cut them bitches real, 1.00

00:11:33.340 You're a little soft in the cheeks, 1.00

00:11:34.800 Kind of glistening cheeks, Raggedy Andy.

00:11:37.460 G-cheeking. 0.99

00:11:39.680 And then we cut the hair even more,

00:11:41.960 You know, and then you kind of trans-Andy.

00:11:44.020 You trans, you know,

00:11:46.980 You, you know, 1.00

00:11:48.780 You, you traggity. 0.98

00:11:50.860 You know, you out there, 0.97

00:11:52.000 You don't even know,

00:11:52.900 Put the, put it in the bag.

00:11:54.920 Put it in my hand, you know.

00:11:56.780 I'll balance, you know.

00:11:57.660 Who, you know, you doing the, you know.

00:11:58.860 That's the Lord's shell game right there.

00:12:00.560 Baby, you out there transing out. 1.00

00:12:03.680 And then they,

00:12:04.600 I remember, I think my brother burned the, uh, 0.99

00:12:06.540 Hair off the damn thing. 0.99

00:12:07.640 So then you get out there, 1.00

00:12:08.380 You cancer, uh,

00:12:09.560 Or chemo Andy.

00:12:11.760 You chemo Andy now.

00:12:13.260 Now you,

00:12:14.600 You know, I remember we do a fake IV into the arm.

00:12:16.980 And, uh,

00:12:18.820 One year my, uh,

00:12:22.300 I did chemo Andy.

00:12:23.400 And my brother did,

00:12:25.000 Um,

00:12:25.960 He was like a pastor.

00:12:27.000 Like the,

00:12:27.400 The death.

00:12:29.960 The, you know,

00:12:30.680 The last pastor you see that little death.

00:12:33.440 That little death bouncer. 0.99

00:12:36.100 You know,

00:12:36.640 That little, uh,

00:12:38.860 The guy who's like kind of,

00:12:41.040 A little kind of a creepy position. 0.98

00:12:42.600 I'm gonna come over while you die. 0.98

00:12:44.160 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:12:44.800 That's a little,

00:12:46.400 You know,

00:12:47.340 Kind of the Mike Tyson of the pastor kingdom.

00:12:49.400 I feel like he's like,

00:12:50.560 I'm gonna put you to sleep.

00:12:52.640 Speaking of death, 0.99

00:12:55.600 Liquid death right here.

00:12:59.440 Oh,

00:13:00.360 Oh, 1.00

00:13:02.480 Murder Your Thirst. 1.00

00:13:04.920 Yeah,

00:13:05.340 But I remember that.

00:13:06.160 And then,

00:13:06.520 Uh,

00:13:07.620 Yeah,

00:13:07.900 We'd be out,

00:13:08.380 You know,

00:13:08.720 It's just funny.

00:13:09.320 The evolution of a costume.

00:13:11.080 You see a lot.

00:13:12.920 You would see in our area,

00:13:14.720 Our home.

00:13:16.660 Um,

00:13:17.140 What else?

00:13:18.740 Yeah,

00:13:19.140 But it's interesting.

00:13:19.720 You come into this time of year,

00:13:20.560 And now it's like this mad dash.

00:13:22.640 To Christmas.

00:13:23.240 I literally,

00:13:24.380 Feel like there's a starting line,

00:13:26.840 And everybody's just like,

00:13:28.720 Christmas,

00:13:30.880 Christmas,

00:13:34.840 And there's gonna be one water table,

00:13:37.460 Where you stop and get a cup of water.

00:13:38.720 That's Thanksgiving.

00:13:41.440 And then it's,

00:13:42.660 It's just a mad dash to the end of the year.

00:13:47.540 Um,

00:13:48.240 But I do like the,

00:13:50.620 The weather in the air getting crisp.

00:13:52.640 You know,

00:13:54.420 This,

00:13:54.700 When I was young,

00:13:55.780 This is the time of year, 0.94

00:13:56.480 You'd see a lot of stray animals come through.

00:14:00.700 Because they'd be done partying for the summer,

00:14:02.920 Or done,

00:14:03.340 You know,

00:14:03.640 Out,

00:14:05.120 You know,

00:14:05.760 Some of them would have,

00:14:07.580 Maybe,

00:14:08.240 I guess,

00:14:08.600 Been,

00:14:08.920 I guess,

00:14:09.300 In the mountains for the summer.

00:14:11.140 I don't know where,

00:14:12.040 I guess an animal trying to stay cool,

00:14:13.700 Would be in the mountains.

00:14:14.400 So,

00:14:14.900 I guess they'd come down from the mountains at that time of year,

00:14:17.500 During winter,

00:14:18.300 To stay,

00:14:19.140 To get into a house,

00:14:20.160 Or to stay warm.

00:14:21.980 You know,

00:14:22.260 To stay at the same,

00:14:23.180 You know,

00:14:23.380 Stay at a,

00:14:24.800 Good,

00:14:25.520 Healthy,

00:14:26.000 Uh,

00:14:27.400 Room temperature,

00:14:28.780 But outdoor room,

00:14:30.100 Porch.

00:14:32.780 Uh,

00:14:32.940 So,

00:14:35.100 Anyway,

00:14:35.480 You see a lot of animals,

00:14:36.540 Stray animals come through,

00:14:37.440 And I love a stray animal.

00:14:38.620 You don't see them anymore.

00:14:40.660 You know,

00:14:41.100 Back in the day,

00:14:41.680 Animals used to be brave enough,

00:14:42.980 Like,

00:14:43.180 Alright,

00:14:43.560 You know,

00:14:43.840 I'm having a good time here,

00:14:44.900 Mom and Dad,

00:14:45.600 You know,

00:14:45.800 I'm going to go out,

00:14:46.580 And try out the universe.

00:14:49.500 You know,

00:14:49.980 I'm going to put my backpack on,

00:14:51.680 Or,

00:14:52.320 My front pack,

00:14:53.480 If they,

00:14:53.840 You know,

00:14:54.060 However they traveled,

00:14:55.020 Or whatever,

00:14:55.600 And,

00:14:56.160 And then I'm going to get out,

00:14:57.520 You know,

00:14:57.920 I'm going to get out,

00:14:58.740 And try out the world,

00:15:00.020 I'm going to do well,

00:15:01.980 You know,

00:15:02.240 I'll make you proud,

00:15:03.920 You know,

00:15:04.300 I'm going to be an extra, 0.63

00:15:05.220 In babe pig in the city, 0.60

00:15:06.840 You know,

00:15:07.080 I'm going to be an extra,

00:15:07.960 In Madagascar,

00:15:09.740 You know,

00:15:10.160 Animals,

00:15:11.180 You'd see,

00:15:11.980 You'd see a stray animal,

00:15:13.020 Come through,

00:15:14.500 You'd see something pass by,

00:15:16.720 You know,

00:15:16.940 A little chimpanie or something, 0.96

00:15:19.440 You know,

00:15:19.720 You'd see a little,

00:15:20.740 You know,

00:15:22.660 You'd see a little monkey,

00:15:23.840 With maybe a little,

00:15:24.860 You know,

00:15:25.160 He'd have a little pail,

00:15:26.120 Or something inside of it,

00:15:27.100 Would be like a little bichon,

00:15:29.300 You know,

00:15:30.000 You'd see stray animals,

00:15:31.080 Come through,

00:15:31.580 And a stray animal was,

00:15:33.800 It was like the Lewis and Clark of animals,

00:15:35.620 You know, 1.00

00:15:35.780 You don't know where that bitch had been, 1.00

00:15:37.540 You know, 1.00

00:15:38.900 You'd like,

00:15:39.240 What's going on,

00:15:39.920 Buddy,

00:15:40.120 Tell me where,

00:15:40.660 You know,

00:15:41.540 Give me some,

00:15:41.960 What's happening?

00:15:42.480 He's got a Narcan,

00:15:44.040 He's got a Narcan needle in his chest,

00:15:46.200 He's,

00:15:46.940 You know,

00:15:47.480 He's got a tattoo of a frisbee on his arm,

00:15:50.820 He's been through,

00:15:51.440 He's like,

00:15:51.660 Yeah,

00:15:52.140 I was at the park,

00:15:53.220 Man,

00:15:53.980 They closed the parks,

00:15:56.840 They closed the parks,

00:15:59.160 Anyway,

00:16:00.880 What am I talking about?

00:16:02.700 I don't know,

00:16:03.560 Who does know?

00:16:04.840 Who does know?

00:16:05.520 But I do like this time of year,

00:16:08.120 You know,

00:16:08.480 You see,

00:16:08.820 Because winter's coming,

00:16:09.720 And so animals need to make a choice.

00:16:12.980 That's when nature chooses to do a few things.

00:16:18.940 You know,

00:16:19.460 The trees go to sleep inside themselves,

00:16:21.540 The leaves fall off.

00:16:25.960 It's kind of naughty,

00:16:27.180 It's like the tree's saying,

00:16:28.500 Alright,

00:16:28.720 I'm going to get naked, 0.97

00:16:29.700 But, 0.99

00:16:31.300 I'm going to shut it down,

00:16:32.360 I'm going to sleep.

00:16:33.220 You're like, 1.00

00:16:33.580 Damn, 0.99

00:16:34.060 Come on, 1.00

00:16:35.620 Stay up for an hour.

00:16:37.560 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:39.720 Let me climb them branches,

00:16:42.720 Mom.

00:16:43.860 Let me climb them branches,

00:16:46.700 Mama.

00:16:50.640 What else?

00:16:51.800 Thank you,

00:16:52.600 Everybody for supporting the,

00:16:55.280 The Netflix special that's out.

00:16:58.180 It's been nice.

00:17:00.480 I'm looking in the news right now,

00:17:02.220 It says here,

00:17:02.940 Carol Baskin suing Netflix over Tiger King 2.

00:17:07.460 Carol's about that.

00:17:09.720 Carol's that,

00:17:11.700 You know,

00:17:12.880 She's such that,

00:17:13.740 She's like such a, 0.69

00:17:14.720 She's like the, 1.00

00:17:15.780 Karen,

00:17:16.840 It feels like,

00:17:17.340 Of the Tiger Kingdom.

00:17:20.300 And I think we might have gotten a video,

00:17:22.380 From Carol,

00:17:24.340 Uh,

00:17:25.960 When we did that Christmas Spectacular show last year.

00:17:29.460 We might have got a video sent in from her,

00:17:31.000 I'm not sure.

00:17:32.000 If so,

00:17:32.400 I'll see if,

00:17:32.700 A cameo.

00:17:33.980 See if we can put it in this episode,

00:17:35.360 But,

00:17:35.560 Um,

00:17:36.920 Hey all you cool cats and kittens,

00:17:39.000 It's Carol Baskin from Big Cat Rescue.

00:17:42.060 Theo and Tammy,

00:17:43.100 I'm so happy to see you together here in the new year.

00:17:47.020 I hope you and all of your fans have a purr-fect 2021.

00:17:54.740 And remember,

00:17:55.680 The big cats always get the best beef.

00:17:59.540 Tiger King 2,

00:18:00.620 She argues that producers are simply rehashing,

00:18:03.680 Repackaging unused stuff,

00:18:05.260 To make it seem like she has given new interviews,

00:18:07.280 Or insight.

00:18:08.380 That's every,

00:18:09.780 Sequel.

00:18:10.780 That's all that is.

00:18:11.460 All the documentaries,

00:18:12.400 The second one now is just,

00:18:14.160 Uh,

00:18:15.360 They interview one,

00:18:16.660 Like,

00:18:16.920 Outside character.

00:18:18.920 They'll interview probably a real tiger.

00:18:20.660 They'll probably interview Tony the tiger.

00:18:23.280 He's like,

00:18:23.620 I don't know,

00:18:24.120 You know,

00:18:24.340 I was eating Kellogg's,

00:18:25.460 I don't know.

00:18:26.440 I don't know.

00:18:28.240 You know,

00:18:28.580 I don't,

00:18:28.980 I'm shocked what they were,

00:18:30.520 Doing to these other tigers.

00:18:33.000 I'm just a drawing,

00:18:34.400 So,

00:18:35.280 If I'm hungry,

00:18:36.040 They draw me a steak.

00:18:37.180 They draw me a,

00:18:38.080 Ah,

00:18:38.980 Bird.

00:18:42.840 So,

00:18:44.100 That's it.

00:18:46.220 They're saying they're going,

00:18:47.080 You know,

00:18:47.500 She's going to sue them. 1.00

00:18:48.900 Good for Carol. 0.99

00:18:49.580 Look,

00:18:50.700 Sue them.

00:18:52.540 Sue.

00:18:53.220 That's where we,

00:18:53.940 It's just people suing each other every day.

00:18:56.520 People suing,

00:18:57.260 Not shocked.

00:18:58.660 Sue Netflix also.

00:18:59.720 So,

00:18:59.800 They should also be sued for putting on,

00:19:02.000 Um,

00:19:03.420 That new Colin Kaepernick show.

00:19:09.280 I think at some point,

00:19:11.020 You're just creating content to,

00:19:13.860 Start real life,

00:19:18.200 Trouble.

00:19:19.540 That's what I think.

00:19:24.860 I think,

00:19:25.320 It just felt like pandering,

00:19:29.140 To,

00:19:30.320 Race,

00:19:36.360 Race,

00:19:37.140 Racism that was just,

00:19:41.160 It just felt like the lowest common denominator for racial pandering.

00:19:45.100 That's what it felt like.

00:19:48.140 And it felt like it takes away from real stuff that happens.

00:19:53.080 Or realer instances.

00:19:56.020 Um,

00:19:56.620 That's what it felt like to me.

00:19:57.860 Now,

00:19:58.160 I'm also a white guy,

00:19:59.760 Saying this.

00:20:01.480 But,

00:20:02.400 It just,

00:20:03.080 Ugh,

00:20:03.340 It just felt sad.

00:20:06.960 It just felt like you guys can do better.

00:20:11.020 And,

00:20:11.620 You could put your face on something better.

00:20:14.680 Um,

00:20:15.080 But,

00:20:18.740 That's just,

00:20:19.160 You know,

00:20:20.360 I'm a Polish Nicaraguan bad boy.

00:20:22.320 I don't know every,

00:20:23.000 You know,

00:20:23.360 I don't know anything.

00:20:25.180 So, 1.00

00:20:25.800 But that shit felt fucking cheap. 1.00

00:20:30.080 Um, 1.00

00:20:31.480 Kaepernick,

00:20:32.160 Also in the news,

00:20:32.900 After comparing being an NFL athlete to being a slave.

00:20:36.000 He was slammed after this.

00:20:37.440 They said,

00:20:38.720 Yeah,

00:20:39.320 That seemed like a lot of difference.

00:20:41.580 A lot of difference.

00:20:43.540 Um,

00:20:45.080 Big difference.

00:20:47.320 Big difference than being on the 49ers,

00:20:50.340 And being on the,

00:20:51.460 Zaire,

00:20:53.400 Slave, 0.96

00:20:56.020 Boat.

00:20:57.940 I mean,

00:20:59.620 That's,

00:21:00.140 You guys travel in a way different class of travel.

00:21:02.360 That alone,

00:21:04.580 A lot different.

00:21:06.600 Um,

00:21:07.600 I think we all feel like slaves sometimes,

00:21:09.680 Colin,

00:21:10.040 When it comes to like,

00:21:11.980 Our jobs and stuff.

00:21:13.560 But sometimes that's work.

00:21:18.200 You could call it slavery if you want.

00:21:19.800 You could also call it having a job.

00:21:22.360 But let's move on.

00:21:23.320 Sorry.

00:21:23.680 I don't know why I'm even getting into that.

00:21:25.320 It's just on the news list.

00:21:28.840 Um,

00:21:29.420 What else?

00:21:30.380 Elon Musk becomes the first person to be worth more than 300 billion dollars.

00:21:35.720 Um,

00:21:36.720 Not shocked,

00:21:38.700 Dude.

00:21:39.080 If you don't see what's going on,

00:21:42.100 There's about 30 people that have all the money.

00:21:47.660 Okay?

00:21:48.840 Elon Musk,

00:21:50.680 Jeff Bezos,

00:21:51.700 Milton Bradley,

00:21:56.420 Brennan Schaub,

00:21:59.540 Um,

00:22:00.600 And I don't know who else.

00:22:04.340 Probably a lot of politicians or former politicians.

00:22:08.260 Uh,

00:22:08.800 They are all taking trips to space because obviously something is about to happen here.

00:22:14.360 I think on earth.

00:22:16.600 I think maybe something is about to happen,

00:22:18.740 Man,

00:22:19.000 And maybe there's like 10 or 20 people that are going to get to keep going.

00:22:25.800 You know,

00:22:26.400 Maybe they'll have a draft or something.

00:22:28.720 Uh,

00:22:29.620 Maybe they'll have a draft and you get to see what it's like.

00:22:32.560 But,

00:22:33.400 Yeah,

00:22:34.280 There's going to be 10 or 20 people keep going.

00:22:38.200 Um,

00:22:40.200 And why do they pick Colin Kaepernick for this story?

00:22:43.000 Couldn't you pick somebody that's had a real,

00:22:45.180 Real struggle?

00:22:48.400 That,

00:22:48.980 I think that's something I do not understand.

00:22:52.580 Pick somebody that's had a real struggle.

00:22:55.300 I know friends that have struggled.

00:22:58.620 Way more than that guy.

00:23:02.560 Don't sell me struggle.

00:23:06.620 With not a struggler.

00:23:11.400 You better attach a struggler to struggle, 0.96

00:23:13.700 Daddy.

00:23:14.840 Or I'm not buying it.

00:23:16.160 So,

00:23:16.360 If you want to sue Netflix for anything,

00:23:17.600 Carol Baskin,

00:23:18.440 I think at least throw that on the radar.

00:23:22.280 Um,

00:23:23.200 And I don't have to be right about any of that.

00:23:27.400 But,

00:23:28.380 But yeah,

00:23:29.480 The rich are leaving.

00:23:30.880 They're leaving.

00:23:32.560 Rich people are leaving.

00:23:35.100 They're on their way out.

00:23:37.520 You even,

00:23:37.980 Sometimes,

00:23:38.320 I got on Southwest a couple weeks ago.

00:23:40.000 There's a little lady in there. 1.00

00:23:41.200 A little,

00:23:41.480 I think maybe Chinese lady with a little umbrella. 1.00

00:23:45.020 And right out the gate,

00:23:46.240 I said,

00:23:46.540 Oh,

00:23:46.660 I know what's up.

00:23:48.400 They're practicing.

00:23:49.520 They're,

00:23:50.920 This is a test for her.

00:23:52.160 She's going to be one of the finalists.

00:23:53.640 She's going to make it,

00:23:57.120 You know,

00:23:58.200 She'll be on there with Elon Musk.

00:23:59.980 She'll be on there with,

00:24:01.160 Uh,

00:24:01.740 You know,

00:24:03.200 Who else?

00:24:03.600 They got to take probably Lester Holt.

00:24:05.280 They got to take a brother or two.

00:24:07.700 So,

00:24:08.180 Maybe Lester Holt or,

00:24:09.680 Um,

00:24:10.740 Reggie Jackson.

00:24:11.640 He'll make it.

00:24:14.880 Who else would make the list,

00:24:16.600 Dude?

00:24:17.640 Yeah.

00:24:19.120 Maybe a cartoon,

00:24:20.540 Somebody.

00:24:22.320 You know,

00:24:23.020 Probably Pokemon or,

00:24:24.380 Gizzard,

00:24:25.140 Gizzard,

00:24:26.120 Gizzard,

00:24:27.180 Gizzard.

00:24:30.060 Somebody.

00:24:30.740 They'll make it. 1.00

00:24:32.420 Chester Cheetah might make that bitch. 1.00

00:24:34.180 They might take a drawn animal. 1.00

00:24:35.980 Uh,

00:24:36.340 Who else?

00:24:38.300 You're going to need some women on there. 1.00

00:24:39.660 You're going to need some beautiful,

00:24:41.100 Probably Betsy Ross. 1.00

00:24:43.180 That little,

00:24:44.460 Knit it and quit it.

00:24:45.620 Boy,

00:24:45.840 You want to come over?

00:24:48.660 Netflix and quilt,

00:24:49.860 Baby.

00:24:51.220 Oh,

00:24:52.520 Yeah,

00:24:52.860 I don't know who would be on that final vessel.

00:24:54.360 I,

00:24:54.480 You know,

00:24:54.820 I won't get on it.

00:24:55.780 They probably won't have me on it unless it's of a lottery drawing.

00:24:58.620 But it's obvious,

00:24:59.680 Man.

00:25:01.340 Elon Musk's net worth has surpassed $300 billion.

00:25:04.900 Making him the first person on this planet to reach that milestone.

00:25:10.420 The surge in Musk's assets come as lawmakers are considered a billionaire's tax.

00:25:15.200 Bang.

00:25:18.560 Man,

00:25:19.120 It's getting wild,

00:25:20.180 Baby.

00:25:20.860 A billionaire's tax.

00:25:21.860 Musk slammed the billionaire tax proposal saying that my plan is to use that money to get humanity to Mars.

00:25:27.740 That's what I'm saying.

00:25:28.560 They're,

00:25:28.840 They're,

00:25:29.180 They're,

00:25:29.740 They're leaving.

00:25:30.640 The rich are leaving.

00:25:32.840 We will be here.

00:25:35.880 We will be here arguing with robots that are coming to vaccinate us in our homes.

00:25:45.780 People will be fist fighting robots in their front yards.

00:25:48.900 People will be,

00:25:49.580 It will be down to very perishable,

00:25:52.640 non-perishable foods,

00:25:54.100 Snickers,

00:25:55.420 Twix.

00:25:55.800 The UN says $6 billion from the world's billionaires could solve a hunger crisis.

00:26:05.300 Elon Musk says he will sell Tesla stock and donate proceeds if the UN can prove that.

00:26:10.100 Wow.

00:26:10.320 $6 billion would solve the world's.

00:26:15.900 It's funny.

00:26:16.640 We,

00:26:16.800 Nobody,

00:26:17.260 People,

00:26:17.580 We must not want to solve hunger.

00:26:18.720 We haven't been able to solve it.

00:26:22.140 You know,

00:26:22.620 It's like one of those crosswords,

00:26:23.740 You know,

00:26:23.980 Sometimes you pick it up again,

00:26:25.140 You look at it,

00:26:25.780 You're like,

00:26:26.160 Ah,

00:26:26.540 Try this again.

00:26:28.640 That didn't work.

00:26:30.380 Sometime,

00:26:30.800 You know,

00:26:31.700 You got to have hunger in the world too,

00:26:33.800 I think because you got to have a next,

00:26:35.800 You know,

00:26:36.040 You got to,

00:26:36.780 If,

00:26:37.100 If nobody's hungry,

00:26:38.640 Then,

00:26:39.920 What?

00:26:41.820 People sitting around just sticking it out.

00:26:46.160 People sticking around just taking Tums.

00:26:48.120 There'll be like a black market for Tums. 0.99

00:26:50.520 Everybody's all fat and fed.

00:26:54.720 Everybody's just ordering pizza.

00:26:59.420 Yeah.

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00:27:10.140 If I'm thinking about sex,

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00:27:12.300 Sometimes you just want to feel blood inside of your penis, 1.00

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00:27:21.480 Not really full,

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00:27:26.540 You want that little,

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00:29:58.220 That's wild to think that we're going now.

00:30:01.100 It used to be that foreign aid, that like nation-starving nation stuff would go to like governments for aid.

00:30:11.700 And now they're going to corporations.

00:30:15.240 That's wild.

00:30:16.620 When you really think about it, it just shows you where we are. 0.99

00:30:20.040 You know, if you, like the, you know, Samsung is the damn, Samsung. 0.99

00:30:25.840 Samsung, I mean, damn, Samsung is the, they're, they own almost everything. 0.99

00:30:35.000 If you look on your own house, probably see, you know, damn, Darren Samsung is on there. 0.99

00:30:40.000 Like, who is that? 0.99

00:30:42.080 You know?

00:30:43.820 You look, you know, you look in your wife's heart, it's probably, you know, Alan Samsung is in that.

00:30:50.620 But you're like, who is, what?

00:30:51.800 Everything's owned by Tyco, Samsung, what else?

00:31:02.680 EA Sports, Tesla.

00:31:05.620 Those are the governments now.

00:31:07.700 YouTube.

00:31:10.160 The rest of the stuff's a, it's a mirage. 1.00

00:31:14.340 It's a damn sand fountain, you know? 0.99

00:31:16.420 It's a, uh, it's like seeing a damn, um, hot dog in a underwater cave or whatever. 1.00

00:31:26.040 So. 0.98

00:31:27.100 All right.

00:31:27.820 Let's get back into it, man.

00:31:29.360 Um, yeah.

00:31:30.960 The, some big fights coming up.

00:31:33.180 Uh, that Michael Chandler, Justin Gaethje fight.

00:31:35.820 I'm like so excited about that.

00:31:37.800 Um, I started going back to the jujitsu gym.

00:31:40.840 Um, staying in my yoga, uh, been going to a lot of my recovery meetings recently, trying

00:31:49.840 to lean back into that and find some new, new ground.

00:31:53.640 Um, what else?

00:31:57.140 It's that time of year, you know, everything feels like the candy is gone in some ways, uh,

00:32:03.980 with the Halloween, that buildup and that excitement and sometimes I just, uh, you know, it's, it's

00:32:12.160 like a, this time of year always felt like kind of a new, there's a frenetic energy that

00:32:17.360 gets into the air.

00:32:20.520 Um, you know, it's a new year coming, you know, it's like, you're kind of finishing things

00:32:27.400 up.

00:32:28.120 Um, and yeah, I want to try to embrace some of those moments where things, you know,

00:32:33.980 feel like new and crisp and, uh, you know, I want to, I want to feel some of that. 0.91

00:32:46.920 So, so I'm looking forward to trying to, trying to do that some, um, my hair looks like a damn 0.86

00:32:54.040 pioneer, the son, I look like the handsome son of a, uh, inbred pioneer family. 0.89

00:33:00.240 Um, that's kind of how I feel right now and not heavily inbred, like a light dusting of it, you

00:33:09.080 know, kind of like you're looking around the dinner table.

00:33:11.860 You're like, okay, there's, there's some, uh, there's people holding hands under the table that

00:33:20.140 should not be.

00:33:21.200 Um, I'll tell you this, that, uh, the come up by Eddie Ninevolt, that was our opening song

00:33:29.260 and we got a gift someone sent in that I'll open in a little while.

00:33:34.580 All right.

00:33:35.140 You guys sent in some beautiful calls and stuff.

00:33:37.140 I want to thank everybody that came out to the shows in Charleston, had a beautiful, just

00:33:42.540 a nice time walking around that city.

00:33:44.320 God, it is, God, it's nice.

00:33:49.940 Went over to the, uh, you know, there's all these different little areas, there's horses

00:33:54.940 going by.

00:33:57.780 My buddy's like, dude, you know, the horses, they, a lot of them don't want to be doing

00:34:02.680 the, uh, tours.

00:34:05.800 Yeah, they do.

00:34:07.900 Yeah, they do.

00:34:08.680 I was at a horse field a couple of weeks ago and those horses honestly look like they

00:34:14.260 would give anything to have the opportunity to get out in the world and work.

00:34:20.420 And I, a hundred percent, oh, they're free.

00:34:23.640 They're running the pasture.

00:34:24.600 They're not.

00:34:25.780 They were huddled in the shade of a, uh, very small, like tree and scarecrow.

00:34:32.760 Okay.

00:34:33.160 It was like nine horses trying to hide in the shade of one scarecrow.

00:34:35.860 So, impossible.

00:34:40.660 And you could tell they were tired of it.

00:34:45.180 You could tell they were tired overall of just being, not, you know, having nothing to

00:34:49.480 do.

00:34:50.240 So, when I go, I'm in Charleston and I see a horse out there working his ass off.

00:34:55.100 Okay. 0.94

00:34:56.120 Working his white and chocolate speckles ass off. 0.99

00:35:02.520 This thing was rumped out. 0.99

00:35:04.240 This thing was caked up too. 1.00

00:35:06.400 Beautiful ass. 1.00

00:35:08.460 And he's out there working. 0.99

00:35:09.880 People are making his days.

00:35:11.320 You know, hey, you're doing good, buddy.

00:35:13.980 You know, people, hey, what's his name?

00:35:15.760 Pickles.

00:35:16.260 Hey, Pickles. 0.54

00:35:17.460 You know, they're living the life.

00:35:22.080 They got on the freaking, uh, what's the thing horses have?

00:35:26.860 It's like a, um, it's like that gray. 0.95

00:35:31.800 You know, if you work for Mr. Gray and he makes you do sex or whatever.

00:35:36.100 You know what I'm talking about? 0.99

00:35:39.200 Oh, you can't look over here at the sex, boy. 0.98

00:35:42.640 You can't look over here at the sex, mister. 0.98

00:35:46.260 You know what I'm talking about?

00:35:47.480 50, uh, 50 areas or something.

00:35:51.760 Anyway, he reminds me of that movie.

00:35:53.960 These guys are having a great time out there.

00:35:55.540 I could testify.

00:35:56.340 I could see it firsthand.

00:35:58.780 Um, and yeah, there's a beautiful area.

00:36:01.280 Thank you everybody for coming out there.

00:36:02.220 And then we went to Asheville, North Carolina.

00:36:05.960 Very, very, uh, it was like a wine.

00:36:09.720 It's like a wine, that city.

00:36:12.780 It's like a wine.

00:36:13.760 It's like, hey, have you been, have you ever had a wine?

00:36:18.480 Have you ever had a wine?

00:36:21.160 Excuse me, what'd you say?

00:36:22.140 I can't hear you.

00:36:23.240 I'm upstairs.

00:36:26.000 I'm upstairs.

00:36:28.940 I'm upstairs.

00:36:32.220 Let's get into your calls, man.

00:36:34.320 I've been babbling enough, but thank you to everybody that's come out.

00:36:36.820 We, we, we got a great, uh, segment of tour coming up.

00:36:39.960 We're hitting Richmond this weekend, Baltimore, then off for a couple of days in Burlington,

00:36:45.240 Vermont, Portland, Maine, uh, Albany, Buffalo, Columbus, Baltimore, you know, a lot.

00:36:57.060 There's just a lot on the table and I'm here for that.

00:37:00.860 I'm here for all of that.

00:37:02.220 So, excited to see you guys.

00:37:04.140 Here's a couple of calls.

00:37:05.280 Uh, we had people calling in last time to, uh, response to Swipe Society.

00:37:10.000 And do you think this is the end of the, uh, of the realm of time and are things changing?

00:37:15.740 Is this the end of society as we've known it?

00:37:19.360 What's going on?

00:37:20.660 If you listen to that last solo episode, we have people calling in.

00:37:23.420 And then some Australians, I guess, have checked in.

00:37:25.720 Let's hear.

00:37:26.220 G'day, CEO.

00:37:29.500 It's Ben calling from Falcon in Western Australia.

00:37:33.560 G'day, Ben.

00:37:36.260 G'day, brother.

00:37:37.340 And I'm glad you guys are, uh, doing well over there, man.

00:37:41.840 Really happy to hear that.

00:37:43.980 You sound good, man.

00:37:45.360 Good to hear you guys are doing well.

00:37:47.080 Over and out?

00:37:48.640 Um, we'll just do things in your podcast.

00:37:50.840 We said, call in if you're from Australia.

00:37:53.120 So, here I am, mate.

00:37:54.540 I am a beekeeper taking over the family business.

00:38:00.220 And, uh, I often find myself with you blasting through my ear pods, working the bees.

00:38:06.640 And then, uh, laugh out loud at something in my work, mate. 0.99

00:38:10.540 Looked at me and was like, what the fuck are you laughing at, boy? 0.99

00:38:14.520 Thanks for calling, brother. 0.98

00:38:15.760 I'm glad you guys are doing well, uh, out there, dude.

00:38:19.360 And I'm glad you guys are keeping bees.

00:38:22.920 And, it's interesting that it's really such a, you know, it's like you sneak in, you steal that honey from them. 1.00

00:38:32.780 You smoke them out, you put that smoke on them, and then you steal the shit, man. 0.97

00:38:36.680 And it's very much like, uh, you know, a lot of, um, probably crime like in the 70s. 0.99

00:38:46.480 I would feel like you get everybody all huffed up on that puff, baby. 0.94

00:38:50.820 On that frickin' spliffin' door, dog. 0.77

00:38:53.020 And the next thing you know, you're stealing every, you know, you're getting everything. 0.97

00:38:57.100 You're rolling out with all the guava.

00:38:59.560 So, I respect what y'all are doing.

00:39:02.520 I wish y'all didn't smoke them out.

00:39:04.020 But, I wish y'all came in mano-a-mano. 1.00

00:39:07.400 Maybe you tie a little knife to your butt. 1.00

00:39:10.540 And you and them, uh, go at it, you know. 1.00

00:39:15.640 Um, you know.

00:39:17.800 Just, king of the sting, baby.

00:39:20.760 You know, there's one way to do it.

00:39:21.860 But, thank you for checking in, man.

00:39:23.260 I'm glad Australia is doing well.

00:39:25.100 I'm glad you guys are still, obviously, taking care of what's, uh, you know, doing what you can in the world.

00:39:31.900 All right.

00:39:35.680 We got another question.

00:39:37.100 Another, uh, somebody call in from Australia.

00:39:41.220 As requested, I just wanted to make sure you guys are doing well over there.

00:39:45.440 You know, I don't have a lot of, uh, you know, we don't get a lot of Australian contact here.

00:39:51.960 You know, you look at a globe and, and you see it on there.

00:39:56.980 And send them, I'll check a globe.

00:39:59.120 Make sure Australia's still on there. 0.91

00:40:01.980 You know, cause, like, you know, a lot of big winds and big water, you know, thoroughfares over that direction.

00:40:10.140 And so, I'm, I'm just happy to hear you guys are doing well out there. 0.99

00:40:14.060 And you guys are fucking around with bees. 0.99

00:40:15.780 And that's, I mean, that's really, it's almost like Lost. 0.99

00:40:20.180 You know, they got on that island.

00:40:21.360 And next thing you know, they're, you know, them people are doctoring up some dragons.

00:40:25.780 So, who knows what these beekeepers are up to? 0.88

00:40:28.700 That could be a warning.

00:40:30.940 You know, there could have been Morse code in that voicemail.

00:40:33.500 We don't know.

00:40:34.140 Cause, I don't know it.

00:40:36.860 And that's God, baby.

00:40:37.900 Let's hear one more, Australia.

00:40:42.500 Hey, dude.

00:40:44.000 This is a fan from down under in Australia.

00:40:47.100 I heard you talking about Australia on the last video.

00:40:51.480 Wanting some more callers coming through.

00:40:53.200 So, giving you a buzz, man.

00:40:54.440 Just, just want to say I'm such a big fan.

00:40:57.120 Thank you, brother.

00:40:58.500 And thank you for being alive still down there and for doing whatever you guys are doing.

00:41:02.140 You know, one of the international issues with Australia, people don't know what you're doing.

00:41:12.600 So, if you told us what you're doing sometimes, I think everybody would feel probably a little bit more, people would sleep easier.

00:41:19.360 But let's hear it, mate.

00:41:22.820 Thank you for calling, Bob.

00:41:23.640 I just want to say that probably about 50% of the reason why I listen to you is your accent, man.

00:41:31.420 I love the accent.

00:41:32.940 Also, just the hilarious terms that you have for everything. 0.99

00:41:36.240 It's just funny shit. 0.99

00:41:37.700 The question for you is, what do you think of Australians? 0.99

00:41:42.200 I mean, last time I was in the States, a lot of the feedback I was getting is, you know, Australians are tough Australians. 0.89

00:41:49.400 They're kind of Bushmen. 0.90

00:41:50.920 Yeah.

00:41:52.240 I'll tell you exactly what I feel like about Australians.

00:41:55.760 I feel like you guys have served your time.

00:41:59.820 And I say that with a clean heart, Bubby.

00:42:02.660 I feel like you guys have done your time.

00:42:06.480 Whatever you did, whatever your grandparents did.

00:42:09.340 And you deserve to be free.

00:42:12.980 I believe you deserve to be free, man.

00:42:16.140 All of you.

00:42:17.020 Almost, probably almost all of you.

00:42:19.360 There's some of you.

00:42:21.840 I don't know.

00:42:23.100 Ty Tuivasa, you know, he may still, may want to keep him locked up for another couple weeks.

00:42:28.040 But honestly, man, from the bottom of my heart, I feel like you guys have done your time.

00:42:34.140 And I feel like they should let you out, man.

00:42:35.720 And if there's anything we can do to help you, let us know.

00:42:38.360 So, 985-664-9503 is the hotline.

00:42:44.700 And it'll be in the YouTubes as well.

00:42:46.600 And I don't know what the international capability of calling is, but they should let you call.

00:42:52.800 By now, you get one call, don't you?

00:42:54.000 Even as inmates, you get one dial.

00:42:58.820 Hi, hello?

00:42:59.760 Yeah.

00:43:00.280 Oh, okay.

00:43:01.440 Sorry, Dad.

00:43:04.360 Next up.

00:43:05.240 Oh, we had some, one of the topics we discussed last time was on the solo episode was, it was, it was, hold on, I know it.

00:43:26.280 It was, oh, the end of times.

00:43:28.240 Are we getting towards the end of society?

00:43:29.600 We'll check back in with that episode right here.

00:43:33.700 This is exactly what it was.

00:43:36.340 We're getting to the end.

00:43:38.320 You're seeing, I think, the downside of the comforts of a capitalist, of maybe capitalist America.

00:43:49.580 I don't know that.

00:43:50.820 I don't know enough knowledge to know that.

00:43:54.680 But we could be coming to the end of, you know, every period of history has a time.

00:44:05.720 Mesoloic.

00:44:09.720 Game of Thrones.

00:44:12.480 Dragons.

00:44:17.840 Columbus.

00:44:19.980 NASA.

00:44:22.360 What are we in now, dude?

00:44:24.680 I don't even know, really.

00:44:27.920 Freelance.

00:44:29.720 So, you're seeing, you know, everything kind of goes through its time.

00:44:33.920 And I think this could be what, you know, I don't know.

00:44:38.540 Do you guys think we're at the end of times as far as, like, what American society has been like?

00:44:43.980 Do you think?

00:44:45.040 Or do you think we're just going through a little transition period and it's going to come out bigger and brighter?

00:44:50.420 Um, what do you think on that?

00:44:54.420 I'm curious.

00:44:55.140 I wonder sometimes is, you know, are we stuck in this, in this swipe society where we're just, we're literally just swiping for things that we want.

00:45:09.960 Whether they're human or not, uh, human, food, uh, Instacart, InstaHeart, we're looking, all of it is, is, we have access to it all.

00:45:29.280 And so, does it all lose its meaning when it's right there?

00:45:36.000 If you wake up with food in your mouth, man, it's, then the part of you that wants to eat,

00:45:43.060 it'll die, I think.

00:45:51.760 Not the part of you that swallows the food, but the part of you that wants to eat.

00:45:57.420 But more so, the part of you that wants to hunt.

00:46:01.160 And you guys had a couple calls and thoughts that came in and I appreciate it.

00:46:04.560 You know, I like to try and keep this as a conversation if we can here and there.

00:46:07.720 And so, here's a couple of, uh, of calls that came in.

00:46:10.520 Hey, what's up, Theo?

00:46:14.020 This is Ryan sitting on a bench under some nice trees in San Diego.

00:46:21.580 That's called being homeless, bubby.

00:46:23.900 And you're welcome to do it, dude.

00:46:26.540 You're welcome to do it, bro.

00:46:28.920 Onward.

00:46:29.800 Proud of you.

00:46:31.640 I'm listening to your podcast and, um, you were just talking about swipe society and, you know,

00:46:39.560 are we going to come back from this or, you know, is this, is this the last stop on the train line?

00:46:47.180 Uh, personally, I think things are, things are kind of dark, man.

00:46:52.320 Um, not right here under the tree, but just in general.

00:46:57.480 Um, you know, Americans who don't know each other seem to hate each other.

00:47:05.200 And, you know, robots are taking our jobs.

00:47:09.320 Um, you know, we're...

00:47:11.480 Yeah, I mean, you just described, you just described every McDonald's in America right there.

00:47:17.060 Let's hear more. 0.99

00:47:18.520 All fucking addicted to this piece of glass in our pockets. 1.00

00:47:22.080 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:47:22.700 Can't...

00:47:23.020 Magic orb.

00:47:24.340 Very addicted to the...

00:47:26.480 To the orb, baby.

00:47:28.080 That's Samsung.

00:47:29.700 Donnie Samsung and his daddy.

00:47:31.700 Onward.

00:47:33.520 Can't look to the right or look to the left and have a conversation with the person next to us.

00:47:37.240 So, um, that's not good, but on the other hand, I don't know.

00:47:44.080 It's not all bad.

00:47:45.200 Like, your show, I think, is amazing.

00:47:48.140 I think it's like, you're just doing good work.

00:47:51.940 Oh, thank you, man, for saying that.

00:47:54.060 Um, and I didn't mean to cut you off.

00:47:56.360 I don't, it's hard for me to hear nice things about myself.

00:48:02.020 Uh, I appreciate them, though.

00:48:04.620 And it's selfish of me to not even let you say them, isn't it?

00:48:06.980 Isn't that selfish?

00:48:09.040 I noticed that about myself.

00:48:10.280 Somebody was saying something nice, I'll stop them.

00:48:13.600 I don't want to hear it, man.

00:48:16.360 Not because I don't believe them, not because I don't, you know.

00:48:20.140 But I think sometimes at a core space inside of me, I don't...

00:48:24.400 I don't want to hear you say something nice about me because it would conflict

00:48:29.120 with what I've always felt about myself.

00:48:34.320 Which are not nice things.

00:48:36.980 Um, and I'm not saying that as like a cry for help or anything like that.

00:48:42.600 I'm not saying that, you know.

00:48:45.480 I'm just trying to share sometimes.

00:48:47.420 I like to examine why I think and feel things.

00:48:49.620 It's, it's the only...

00:48:52.180 It's one of the ways I can use to feel differently.

00:48:56.900 So.

00:48:57.900 But when you said that, it hit me a little.

00:49:01.260 And then I stopped saying, I don't want to hear him say something nice.

00:49:03.800 Because if I hear him say something nice, then I'm going to think, man.

00:49:10.800 What if that's true?

00:49:11.720 What if I actually am a good person?

00:49:13.020 That would go against all the bad wiring that I've had inside of myself since I was little.

00:49:21.760 That I'm not good.

00:49:22.760 I'm not good enough.

00:49:23.600 I'm not enough.

00:49:24.320 And I'm not saying, I'm not, it's hard to talk about these things and not have people think that I'm like in some place like, well, like, I'm not about to slit my, I'm not in some desperation space.

00:49:42.640 But all my life, I've felt like I'm not good enough.

00:49:49.400 I think that's a common feeling for a lot of people.

00:49:54.920 And I didn't really notice until just then when I stopped, I didn't want to hear you say something nice about me.

00:50:02.260 I appreciate it.

00:50:04.380 I really do, Ryan.

00:50:05.560 It's nice of you to listen.

00:50:08.140 You know, it's nice of you to be in the park under the tree.

00:50:11.380 It's nice of you to be on unemployment.

00:50:14.960 But, yeah, I just realized that when I stopped.

00:50:20.620 I said, man, I don't want to hear him say something nice about me.

00:50:24.460 And then I realized, man, a lot of times I don't, I have trouble hearing people say something nice about me.

00:50:31.760 And then I realized because if I hear him say something, if I let it sink in, if I believe what they're saying,

00:50:39.020 then that's going to go against these little, these things inside of myself that I've always thought I was no good.

00:50:48.380 Which are things that I learned at a very young age or whatever.

00:50:56.620 And which are things that have motivated me most of my life.

00:51:00.320 So, it would be, you know, so, anyway, there's kind of a lot there, but it's just interesting, man.

00:51:09.160 That just kind of happened on your call.

00:51:11.940 But, yeah, man, it's, you know, yeah.

00:51:15.740 We have too much anxiety.

00:51:17.060 We're afraid.

00:51:17.760 Everybody's just fighting on the, everybody's afraid to even say what they want.

00:51:20.940 But, you know, these corporations, Samsung, what else, YouTube, Frigidaire, they're the ones that own, you know, they got us.

00:51:36.100 They got, that's, they're the, they're the, the politicians.

00:51:43.120 The politicians have plug-ins, baby.

00:51:45.140 This, you know, tech is the new fossil fuel.

00:51:47.840 I've been saying it.

00:51:50.940 It's, it's, and here's a, here's something that's interesting.

00:51:57.900 With, like, notifications and stuff, if you don't chat, if you don't do a check-in or if there's not, you get a thing.

00:52:04.400 Hey.

00:52:07.560 Like, half my text messages are from machines now.

00:52:12.760 I'm literally communicating with machines, you know, it's, it's growing.

00:52:18.820 Whatever it is, it's growing.

00:52:20.180 I'm talking into machines right now.

00:52:22.640 Like, we're, it's all, it's growing.

00:52:27.900 And it's interesting how all the machines hold all the, they hold all of us.

00:52:34.280 They all have our secrets.

00:52:35.820 They've all, anytime you've ever said the N word or said the F word or said the L word, you know.

00:52:44.200 You know, you know, if you told somebody you loved them or whatever, you know.

00:52:48.020 It's like any of the things you say that the machines have heard them.

00:52:54.860 So, it's crazy that, like, if they wanted to, they could be keeping everyone or many, many people.

00:53:04.180 They could be keeping many people, you know, captive.

00:53:14.700 You're, everybody's just going to be sitting around waiting for the machine to spit out something that they shouldn't have said.

00:53:22.460 You know me, man.

00:53:25.620 I've said it all.

00:53:28.300 I mean, you just, you know that.

00:53:30.840 I've said it all, man.

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00:55:19.440 Let's get another call that came in in this response to Swipe Society and that sort of deal.

00:55:24.740 Let's go.

00:55:25.420 Yo, this is Eddie here out in Boise, Idaho.

00:55:33.800 Boise.

00:55:35.260 God, it's nice. 0.98

00:55:38.380 If you ever want a damn breath of fresh air, man. 0.99

00:55:43.340 Actually, a breath of fresh air sounds disgusting, doesn't it? 0.99

00:55:47.820 I just want fresh air. 0.98

00:55:49.300 I don't want it coming out of somebody's freaking pie hole. 0.91

00:55:51.980 I don't want it coming out of somebody's little tater tot cavern. 0.94

00:55:56.880 I just want fresh air.

00:56:01.220 A breath of fresh air.

00:56:03.280 God.

00:56:06.060 But whatever.

00:56:08.280 I'm making this about nothing.

00:56:10.060 Eddie.

00:56:11.320 Onward, brother.

00:56:13.780 Dude, that'd be awesome if you came out here.

00:56:17.040 Originally from Huntington Beach, California.

00:56:20.940 Part of the mass migration out.

00:56:23.620 Liquid death.

00:56:24.440 You guys going to buy me a new computer or what?

00:56:28.500 Oh, man.

00:56:34.320 Sorry.

00:56:34.880 I just spilled a ton of liquid death for the second time on my computer.

00:56:40.860 Ugh. 0.99

00:56:41.920 Damn, we just got this computer. 0.99

00:56:43.380 This isn't even mine. 0.99

00:56:45.780 Thing of dang lease, bro. 1.00

00:56:47.400 Damn. 1.00

00:56:47.880 Ugh. 1.00

00:56:50.940 Hope we got that little. 1.00

00:56:53.180 Might need a new gasket on this bitch. 1.00

00:56:55.220 Damn. 1.00

00:57:03.700 Onward. 0.99

00:57:04.300 I didn't know that, brother, but I appreciate it.

00:57:29.620 Revelations.

00:57:31.100 I'm going to look at that, man.

00:57:32.860 I'm going to look at that.

00:57:33.680 I'm sure it's on an audio book as well.

00:57:37.720 Onward.

00:57:38.820 Yeah, man.

00:57:39.400 I think it's a great question you ask about.

00:57:42.420 Is this the end of American society as we know it?

00:57:47.180 And I think that they, the evil powers that are at hand, are doing everything they can to make sure that it is.

00:57:55.840 You know, they don't want a stable society.

00:57:57.640 Yeah, that's Ronnie, that's Donnie Samsung, that's, you know, Hiro Yamamoto, Tycho, you know, Lance Tycho, I think it is, or whatever it is, Jeff Bezos. 0.99

00:58:11.260 Uh, who's the other guy, Alan Tillamook or whatever, all of these fucks. 0.98

00:58:17.500 Onward. 1.00

00:58:17.820 They don't want a stable society.

00:58:22.280 You don't do what they're doing to create a stable society.

00:58:25.200 Everything they're doing is intentionally being done to destabilize.

00:58:29.460 Uh, I'm flooding our country with people that aren't from here, that are from other countries, that don't share the culture, that, you know, in a lot of ways are not coming from stable places, not coming from places where you have, um, uh, a healthy society. 1.00

00:58:46.940 Yeah, you know, I, I agree with some of that, man.

00:58:49.220 I agree with some of it.

00:58:50.160 I, you know, it's tough because you want your place to be a welcoming place.

00:58:56.120 You want your home to be welcoming.

00:58:57.940 You want your home to be a place that's welcoming, where the fireplace works and where there's food in the cupboard for somebody if they're hungry, that kind of place.

00:59:07.940 You know, you want a welcoming home.

00:59:10.400 Um, but you also, you established a country with certain institutions and, and beliefs and, uh, you know, you know, rules.

00:59:24.500 And you live by them.

00:59:25.760 You grow up living by them.

00:59:26.980 You grow up honoring them and believing you're honoring a system, a greater system.

00:59:32.800 Um, and yeah.

00:59:39.360 And then they make rules that don't, then they, they, you know, certain groups have certain desires.

00:59:45.580 And they manipulate them.

00:59:49.780 And they take advantage of them.

00:59:53.560 Um, and after a while, I think it does leave some people who have been playing by trying or, you know, nobody's perfect, but I think trying to believe in the rules, believe in the systems, believe in, you know, who have been playing by the rules.

01:00:11.780 It leaves you feeling cheated, I think in some ways.

01:00:17.740 Now, this is also coming from a, I mean, I'm a semi-white, you know, I'm Polish Nicaraguan.

01:00:26.420 I, you know, grew up in extreme poverty.

01:00:29.160 Um, but nothing's ever been handed to me in my life.

01:00:32.900 Ever.

01:00:34.140 Jesus Christ.

01:00:36.340 Um.

01:00:41.420 And that's fine.

01:00:43.280 You know, you want those U-dogs. 0.72

01:00:44.900 You want that, that, um, that diversity, or the adversity.

01:00:49.040 Um, but yeah, I think it's, it's definitely interesting, man.

01:00:53.460 It's definitely, it's now, it feels like America's now this, like, an LLC, like a shell corporation for these darker arts that are going on.

01:01:08.000 You know, and we used to be able to get upset at people as a group.

01:01:10.960 That, that's one thing that kind of burned me some.

01:01:12.820 Like, even after 9-11, it was like, well, you know, the media's like, well, you can't be mad at any of these countries.

01:01:17.640 You know, it's like, uh, it's like we, you know, with, uh, with the, um, the bat thing, proactive or whatever, uh, Corvid, with the, uh, coronavirus. 0.99

01:01:39.360 You used to be able to give, oh, fuck China, you could say. 0.99

01:01:42.760 Somebody made it, either some rich white people made it over there trying to fuck around, or somebody made it. 1.00

01:01:48.080 They're over there batting around, they're over there, you know, smoking dope and fucking eating badass or whatever, and now everybody here's got to wear a mask or tears. 1.00

01:01:56.240 Used to be able to get upset, like, fuck them. 0.99

01:01:58.900 But now there's like, you know, there's one Chinese guy on Twitter who's like, we, I didn't do it. 0.99

01:02:04.500 And so the media, they use that, they, it's like, you're not allowed to be, every, every other place is allowed to stand up for their beliefs and their rules.

01:02:16.600 And they're countries, it seems like.

01:02:20.360 And it feels like we're not allowed to stand up for ours sometimes.

01:02:24.040 And maybe that's just, maybe the truth is that we are.

01:02:28.260 And we just need to stand up more, you know.

01:02:33.280 That's what I wonder for myself.

01:02:34.780 And that doesn't mean I want to live in some type of unwelcoming place, but, um, but definitely the fabric and the textile of what I've always thought, like the pride I've had in, in a lot of Americanism, um, in the good parts of it, I feel like.

01:02:53.920 But, uh, man, that fabric's really been stretched in a lot of ways.

01:03:01.160 Um, and it feels like by darker interests.

01:03:05.340 That's what it feels like.

01:03:07.140 And I know the dark arts, baby.

01:03:08.700 You know what I'm saying?

01:03:09.180 I was born in them.

01:03:12.500 You know?

01:03:13.360 I've had spiders in my lungs, dude.

01:03:15.060 I know what's going on.

01:03:17.620 And, uh, yeah, so who, I mean, this could be, the problem, and now there's no other land of just being.

01:03:23.920 And boat off to, you know.

01:03:28.460 Maybe Australia, maybe that's why that guy called.

01:03:31.100 Maybe, you know, send a bee, dog.

01:03:33.740 Send a bee. 0.95

01:03:35.300 Um, but, I don't know, or maybe there'll be some type of revolution, or, you know, maybe, I don't know, or maybe everything's fine, and this is just my perception.

01:03:51.520 Maybe, uh, you know.

01:03:53.920 Uh, I don't know.

01:03:56.660 Uh, let's take another one here.

01:04:04.840 What's up, D.O.?

01:04:06.160 Birdman.

01:04:07.740 Hope you doing well. 1.00

01:04:08.840 Birdman, put that dick in the trash can. 1.00

01:04:11.480 Leave him, I saw your dough on my mash, man. 1.00

01:04:15.540 Birdman, put that dick in the trash can. 1.00

01:04:17.940 Shout out Manny Fresh, bruh. 1.00

01:04:22.040 Shout out, uh, um, Chopper.

01:04:28.760 Shout out Wayne.

01:04:30.320 All of them, man.

01:04:32.160 Gang. 0.66

01:04:33.580 Well, brother.

01:04:35.320 You know, you were asking, uh, in your last episode about,

01:04:39.420 if we think this is the end of America as we know it,

01:04:44.900 I think a lot of people are wondering that, or the United States as we know it.

01:04:49.660 I think a lot of people are wondering that.

01:04:51.140 Um, but I think the truth is, man,

01:04:55.280 the United States was an experiment from the beginning.

01:04:59.620 Um, with a lot of different hands in it.

01:05:03.120 And, and, people from all around the world converged here.

01:05:07.620 Granted, there were already people here.

01:05:10.360 But, people converged here, and it's been a melting pot.

01:05:14.080 We've called it a thing, and we, you know, we've called it a free nation.

01:05:19.280 We've called it many things.

01:05:21.040 But, honestly, it's been evolving since it began.

01:05:25.320 Mm-hmm.

01:05:25.820 I mean, when it began, there wasn't much free about it for some people. 0.98

01:05:30.040 And, he's talking about the Chesapeake and the damn, uh, who else? 0.98

01:05:37.320 Chesapeake, all of them, Native Americans. 1.00

01:05:39.900 Iditarod, onward.

01:05:42.560 There was a lot free about it for others.

01:05:46.140 Um, and I think the same could be said for today.

01:05:51.620 I think the America that we see today is completely different than the one we saw

01:05:56.800 10 years ago, and that different from the one 20 years before it, and so on.

01:06:03.040 Um, parties flop, you know.

01:06:07.720 Loyalties change.

01:06:09.460 Money swaps hands.

01:06:12.060 Yeah, I think it all, it has a great point.

01:06:13.960 It's always been evolving, and it's always been an evolving thing.

01:06:16.900 And, I've only known one segment.

01:06:18.580 That's one thing that's tough sometimes as a, as a human with a limited, uh,

01:06:22.320 uh, LS, uh, lifespan.

01:06:28.380 That I've only known one segment.

01:06:31.200 I, if I'd have been alive for 700 years, I might have a different view on stuff.

01:06:36.920 I might be able to look at the longevity.

01:06:41.220 But, I can't do that, because I can, my brain only thinks in this frame.

01:06:47.840 Which is such a limited thing about the existence we have, because we,

01:06:53.420 our, our, a lot of our perspective is based on just the, that 67, you know,

01:06:59.340 the, whatever your time frame.

01:07:03.360 Whereas, man, if I could get my brain to know a thousand years,

01:07:07.300 it's 3,000 years, then it might be, wow, well, this is, okay,

01:07:13.460 maybe I see some longer projection.

01:07:16.220 I see some different possibility.

01:07:17.960 I see something, oh, I see what's going on here.

01:07:22.180 Um, you know, and this, so, so, this stuff's just my perspective.

01:07:28.600 And, you may have some different perspective.

01:07:30.680 Uh, and that's good, and that's beautiful, man.

01:07:33.100 And, and that's, you know, everybody's allowed their own.

01:07:37.460 Um, but it did used to, I think it used to feel different.

01:07:42.660 I just, sometimes I'm just not sure.

01:07:48.040 Uh, let's see what else, man.

01:07:50.960 Dude, we had some other great calls that came in.

01:07:54.260 Um, I wanna, you know what?

01:07:58.380 Uh, let's take a call.

01:08:01.300 Let's take a call.

01:08:03.100 Hey, Theo.

01:08:07.340 Um, this is, uh, Tanner from Oregon.

01:08:12.300 And, uh, basically, I'm just calling for a little advice here.

01:08:15.600 Um, so, I'm 19 years old, and my dad just died.

01:08:21.720 He just suddenly died, uh, unexpectedly.

01:08:24.940 Just got real sick.

01:08:25.820 Um, and, uh, like, in the course of a week, he just, uh, just got too sick.

01:08:30.420 And we took him to the hospital, and he passed away there.

01:08:33.080 Um, I, I'm really going through it right now.

01:08:36.240 Um, like, I've just been, like, real, like, drinking and smoking, and I don't know, I really don't know how to deal with it.

01:08:46.480 Um, I'm trying to stay away from those dark arts. 1.00

01:08:50.660 Um, so, yeah, man, if you got any advice on how to, like, deal with unexpected, uh, loss and, like, grieving, um, loss of a loved one, um, that'd be really helpful.

01:09:05.380 Gang, brother, thanks for calling, Tanner.

01:09:09.300 And, Tanner, that's a name they, uh, you know, you want to do some leather, you want to blackface some leather or whatever, darken up a leather.

01:09:18.200 They used Tanner for it.

01:09:21.400 So, you guys got a job, you're employed right out the womb, man, that's nice. 0.99

01:09:26.060 You know?

01:09:29.420 You know, different people, you know, they're employed.

01:09:31.880 Sammy, he gets to, you know, he gets to work at the Delicatessen.

01:09:35.560 Different people, that name has that built-in job.

01:09:38.380 But, um, anyway, man, enough about that.

01:09:40.840 Dude, I'm sorry for your loss, man, I really am.

01:09:44.160 You know, uh, you sound like a decent man.

01:09:49.120 And if you listen to this show, I think you're a good person, honestly.

01:09:52.400 And I say that because I just have a proof of meeting people that listen, or a part of this community that, honestly, are just a lot of good people, dude.

01:09:59.960 God.

01:10:02.100 I mean, my mind and heart are blown away a lot.

01:10:05.380 And, uh, um, yeah, I'm just sorry.

01:10:12.560 I appreciate you sharing what's going on.

01:10:14.560 And sometimes you got to burn that goat a little.

01:10:17.360 You know, sometimes you feel, you know, death, it gets in, it, it, that pain, you know.

01:10:26.780 I remember when my dad died, dude, I just, I think I was 16, you know, and I just, uh, I was so angry, man.

01:10:35.420 Um, that life had taken, you know, just that, I felt like I didn't have anything, and this, and then this got. 0.89

01:10:44.460 I think sometimes I felt even bad for, I don't know, uh, sorry, I'm trying to, I'm not gonna go into my own shit here. 0.86

01:10:59.880 But, um, man, I bet he was real proud of you. 0.97

01:11:04.480 I do know that.

01:11:06.560 I could have told by your voice, man, you sound like a, like a, you know, a decent guy.

01:11:11.220 And, um, man.

01:11:13.640 Imagine what was going through his head, it must have just been scary, and I bet he's proud of you being 19.

01:11:22.200 He got to see you really kind of come into you, your arms getting longer, get a little facial hair.

01:11:28.820 You know, and become a little bit human.

01:11:32.320 Um.

01:11:35.260 And to have feeling, man, you're able to have these feelings.

01:11:40.000 And I don't know how to exactly deal with them.

01:11:42.040 I think stay off of that dark dust.

01:11:45.740 You know, stay off that fentanyl, stay off of that.

01:11:49.960 Uh, but if you got to burn the devil's hand a little bit with some liquor,

01:11:53.220 or you got to burn the devil's hand with a cigarette or, uh, dope, a little dope cigarette, do it. 0.51

01:12:02.360 You know, uh, you know, you didn't, you're not an addict.

01:12:06.680 I mean, you didn't say you are, but you know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:12:09.200 Man, cook that fucking pain away, man. 1.00

01:12:16.720 You know, some of them, when life gives you pain, you just got to put that shit on the damn grill. 1.00

01:12:21.800 And some of them, that recipe is alcohol and cigarette and that. 1.00

01:12:26.720 And do you a dope cigarette and burn it up.

01:12:28.840 But, uh, love you, bro.

01:12:35.360 You know, and I know this isn't real sentimental, maybe, or doesn't feel like it.

01:12:38.380 I'm having trouble probably getting into some of my feelings, but just want to let you know that you're thought of.

01:12:43.040 And, um, and it puts some things in perspective.

01:12:47.000 Because, you know, it's about what we can, what can we touch?

01:12:50.120 What can I, you know, yeah, there's all this, is American society changing?

01:12:54.540 Are things changing?

01:12:55.220 And it's always been changing, where do we do, how do I do, what's, and then here you are.

01:13:02.060 And this is like a real tangible thing.

01:13:05.580 You know, life still means something and we control what we can control.

01:13:09.720 And I hope you got some time with him to at least talk with him before he, uh, before he went on.

01:13:16.220 And you'll see him again, baby.

01:13:18.760 You saw him here.

01:13:20.280 And look where we are.

01:13:21.980 I mean, you know what?

01:13:24.420 There's flamingos here, bro.

01:13:26.400 So, you will see him again, man.

01:13:29.500 You will see him again and that will be a beautiful time, brother.

01:13:33.480 Um, as always, the hotline, 985-664-9503.

01:13:38.520 I'm going to get on out of here.

01:13:39.700 We're going to call up a single mom and we're going to, we're going to touch what we can control. 1.00

01:13:43.200 You know what?

01:13:43.720 I want to thank our Patreon supporters, uh, for providing us the opportunity to, uh, do something nice for single moms.

01:13:51.280 Um, you know, we also, uh, any shows that we're selling tickets for, there will be, the first pre-sale will be on, uh, Patreon.

01:14:01.320 Um, I feel like that's kind of fair, uh, and then it'll go podcast and then it'll go, uh, to everyone.

01:14:10.700 So, um, so yeah, those will be the steps moving forward for show tickets being sold.

01:14:17.740 You know, we were on a slow ship over here.

01:14:20.620 Um, somebody robbed our studio in Los Angeles, uh, and stole some cameras and stuff like that.

01:14:30.580 Still figuring out what was taken, uh, but we work with what we got.

01:14:34.880 We touch what we can.

01:14:36.940 Um, and yeah, I'm just grateful for you guys, man.

01:14:40.860 Get to go to these places coming up.

01:14:43.020 Richmond, Baltimore.

01:14:44.080 I'll see you guys this weekend.

01:14:46.020 Uh, next week we're out in, uh, up in, uh, Portland, Maine, Burlington, Vermont, Albany, dude.

01:14:52.960 Um, we went to Wilkes-Bara.

01:14:56.220 Uh, dang, I mean, it's just been a joy.

01:15:01.360 You guys coming out, bearing with me as I'm figuring out this new set.

01:15:05.880 It's dice.

01:15:06.740 I mean, it's, um, it's been an adventure though.

01:15:11.040 It's been an adventure.

01:15:12.220 So let's touch what we can touch today.

01:15:14.840 Uh, and check it.

01:15:16.320 We got, let's give, let's give a call now to this.

01:15:18.360 Um, well, let's see who submitted this thing.

01:15:20.300 Let's see who submitted this single mom here. 1.00

01:15:22.000 Hey Theo, my name is Daniel and I'd like to nominate my best friend Jenny for the single

01:15:26.200 mom nominations.

01:15:27.600 I believe that Jenny deserves this nomination because she's a great person, an amazing friend

01:15:32.040 and an exceptional mom. 0.68

01:15:33.340 Uh, she works in studies full time to become a massage therapist and to shape a better future 1.00

01:15:38.000 for herself and her daughter.

01:15:39.800 Uh, Jenny is an amazing role model. 1.00

01:15:43.060 Uh, she taught me that no matter how life gets and how difficult shit may be, you just put 0.78

01:15:48.080 a smile on your face and keep going because nobody else got you and your loved ones besides 0.95

01:15:52.280 yourself.

01:15:53.340 Uh, Jenny had a very rough upbringing that, uh, what I personally think would really break

01:15:59.000 a person, but she pulled herself out of the dirt and shaped herself to be the person that

01:16:03.720 she is now.

01:16:05.040 Uh, she's an amazing role model for us in our friend group and we really love her to pieces.

01:16:09.980 Wow.

01:16:10.620 Um, believe that this girl does deserve something amazing coming to her.

01:16:14.260 Um, I appreciate you letting me nominate her gang gang gang, baby.

01:16:19.660 Thank you very much for the nomination and that fellow beautiful guy right there looks

01:16:24.000 a little bit like you're in Vandersloot kind of, but, um, obviously healthier and doing

01:16:28.820 better than that guy.

01:16:30.220 Um, and thank you.

01:16:33.560 This guy's obviously, I want to say, um, I want to say Amish, but I think I'm, I could 0.84

01:16:39.280 be, I could be wrong and he could also be, I mean, shit, the guy could be, um, I'm 0.98

01:16:44.240 from damn, uh, Fort Wayne. 0.99

01:16:49.460 Who knows? 0.99

01:16:50.060 Her name is Janie.

01:16:50.820 She lives in Winnipeg, Canada.

01:16:52.880 There you go.

01:16:53.800 That's what I was hearing.

01:16:54.800 And that guy, a little bit of Canadian, a little bit of hidden white. 0.60

01:17:01.280 Um, she's in school full-time to become a massage therapist. 0.87

01:17:05.920 Awesome.

01:17:07.900 Oh, that's sweet.

01:17:09.560 She's currently saving for a car to drive her daughter to daycare. 1.00

01:17:12.660 She's currently taking a cab. 0.99

01:17:14.480 Ooh.

01:17:15.440 Hard to find a cab even these days.

01:17:17.480 You know, a lot of times you got to know somebody that smokes cigarettes or somebody that, um,

01:17:22.680 you know, has been in a domestic dispute and is getting back on their feet.

01:17:26.420 It's even, I mean, those people usually that drive cabs or people, some people will leave

01:17:32.480 their family.

01:17:33.400 It used to be a man would leave his family and get into the tat and the cab business,

01:17:37.560 you know, and he'd be taking you somewhere and he'd be like, I had a daughter.

01:17:42.640 You're like, uh, I'm late for Bible study, sir.

01:17:47.840 Uh, Janie has a daughter, Penelope.

01:17:50.580 Let's, let's give her a call. 1.00

01:17:51.560 We'll just say, Hey, Hey, hello.

01:17:54.400 Hey, Janie, how are you doing?

01:17:57.980 I'm doing good.

01:17:58.880 How are you?

01:17:59.600 Oh, good.

01:18:00.180 You look cute.

01:18:03.140 Sorry.

01:18:03.640 I was not like in a weird way or anything like that.

01:18:05.600 I'll just say you look nice.

01:18:08.340 I can't hear.

01:18:11.920 Um, hold on.

01:18:13.020 We're just getting an audio issue fixed.

01:18:14.960 Okay.

01:18:15.520 That was good.

01:18:16.840 Okay.

01:18:17.320 Can you hear me?

01:18:18.020 Okay.

01:18:18.820 I can hear you.

01:18:19.760 Okay, great.

01:18:21.060 Um, so yeah, so I just work on a podcast.

01:18:23.540 My name's Theo.

01:18:24.400 And I work on a podcast and, um, we have some of our listeners sometimes submit like single

01:18:30.100 mothers that like, they just, we, we've kind of been doing it for a few years now and, and

01:18:34.840 people will submit single moms, uh, that they, that have really affected their life or touch

01:18:39.480 them in some way.

01:18:40.180 And so we had a listener named Daniel.

01:18:42.080 And I think this fellow might be from another country or continent.

01:18:44.940 I'm not sure, but, uh, he thinks the world of you.

01:18:49.120 And he just sent in a video and just said that we should give you a call and say, Hey,

01:18:54.020 that's really nice of him.

01:18:56.200 That was really unexpected. 1.00

01:18:57.660 He's kind of an asshole sometimes. 1.00

01:18:59.020 So that's nice to hear. 1.00

01:19:00.820 I could see him having a little bit of hidden asshole in him. 1.00

01:19:03.280 And that seems to be, uh, you know, that's the American, that's just the, maybe that's 1.00

01:19:08.580 the Canadian way.

01:19:09.400 Are you Canadian?

01:19:11.120 Uh, I'm Canadian.

01:19:12.320 Yes.

01:19:12.740 He's, um, he's actually Russian Israeli, but he lives here.

01:19:17.080 Okay.

01:19:17.580 He lives here now.

01:19:18.880 One of those snow Jews, they call him up there. 1.00

01:19:21.260 Yeah.

01:19:21.480 He's Russian Israeli baby.

01:19:22.980 Definitely.

01:19:23.840 That's a cold cashier baby right there. 0.95

01:19:26.240 Um, and how do you know him?

01:19:27.460 Have you guys ever been lovers or y'all are friends or what's his status?

01:19:30.800 He's my best friend.

01:19:31.980 Oh, yeah.

01:19:33.320 That's sweet.

01:19:34.340 Well, he obviously thinks a lot of you and you have a child up there with you.

01:19:38.720 Yes, I do.

01:19:39.880 Yeah.

01:19:40.580 Penelope.

01:19:41.160 She's four.

01:19:42.740 Oh, nice.

01:19:43.480 I just started vaping.

01:19:44.300 It's just CBD.

01:19:45.700 It's okay.

01:19:46.140 It's okay.

01:19:46.540 I will.

01:19:46.980 I'll vape too.

01:19:48.060 I'll vape too.

01:19:48.680 Yeah.

01:19:49.000 Let's go.

01:19:51.880 Man, it's hard to get through the day without vaping.

01:19:54.180 I think sometimes.

01:19:54.900 Do you?

01:19:56.240 No, I agree.

01:19:58.060 You don't let your kid vape.

01:19:59.320 Can children vape or not?

01:20:01.520 No, no way.

01:20:02.620 She doesn't even know I vape.

01:20:04.280 Yeah.

01:20:04.940 Cool mom.

01:20:06.360 Cool mom.

01:20:08.220 And how long is your daughter?

01:20:11.560 She's four.

01:20:12.720 Oh, nice.

01:20:13.280 What does she like to do? 1.00

01:20:14.200 Well, she's very crazy and right now she wants to be a pop star. 1.00

01:20:19.940 Mm-hmm. 0.96

01:20:20.900 Yeah.

01:20:21.200 She likes to sing and dance and she's very into, we do a lot of like fake music festivals in our living room.

01:20:28.120 Mm-hmm.

01:20:28.880 Put on some YouTube and dress up and dance.

01:20:31.240 Oh, that's fun.

01:20:32.780 Yeah, my sister wanted to be a pop tart, I remember, when we were kids. 0.81

01:20:36.540 And she would put frosting on her back.

01:20:39.140 My other sister would put frosting on her back, I remember, sometimes.

01:20:44.260 But anyway, just different.

01:20:45.760 But anyway, well, yeah, we just wanted to give you a call and say, hey, you know, on behalf of Daniel, who obviously thinks the world of you.

01:20:53.160 And we just wanted to give you a nice gift.

01:20:54.560 We're just going to give you $750 to go do something fun with your kiddo.

01:20:58.220 Oh, my God.

01:20:59.140 So, yeah, y'all can go do something fun.

01:21:01.400 What does your kid like to do besides dancing in the living room?

01:21:04.720 Like if you went out somewhere.

01:21:07.220 If we went out somewhere, we'd probably go bowling.

01:21:09.580 She loves to bowl and loves to go to the arcades.

01:21:12.200 Oh, nice.

01:21:13.480 Yeah.

01:21:14.420 And Canada, what do y'all do?

01:21:16.940 Oh, y'all have snow coming in Canada.

01:21:20.220 We do, but it hasn't started yet.

01:21:22.020 We got a little bit on Halloween.

01:21:24.380 It just lasted for like 10 minutes, and then it was gone.

01:21:28.040 Maybe y'all do sleds?

01:21:30.500 We do.

01:21:31.020 We do a lot of sledding.

01:21:32.140 We broke our sled last year.

01:21:34.100 Yeah.

01:21:34.640 It might be time for that new sled.

01:21:36.220 You feel me?

01:21:37.780 So, good to be.

01:21:39.260 Well, look, we just wanted to say, yeah, happy early holidays.

01:21:42.480 And just on behalf of Daniel, we just wanted to say, hey, and good luck being a mom out there.

01:21:49.100 Thank you very much.

01:21:50.280 All right, sweetheart, have a good day.

01:21:52.540 You as well.

01:21:53.280 Take care.

01:21:53.880 Okay, bye-bye.

01:21:56.000 Oh, and that's beautiful to see there.

01:21:59.180 Janie with her daughter and that good sense of humor.

01:22:05.980 You know.

01:22:07.060 Thank you.

01:22:07.860 Thank you, guys, for supporting the podcast.

01:22:10.020 I'm lucky to be able to have a moment where, yeah, maybe they could do something fun.

01:22:15.180 You know, maybe they go spend some time together and they sit there and laugh or do ice cream or, you know, or just have a moment where they both feel pretty good together at the same time.

01:22:31.460 And if we can invest in little things like that together, then that's God, baby.

01:22:40.420 Somebody sent this gift.

01:22:41.720 I do not know what it is.

01:22:42.820 I'm going to open it up.

01:22:48.460 We'll do a, we will do a, we'll do an unboxing soon.

01:22:57.680 We got some gifts that have been piling up and some nice things that were sent.

01:23:00.440 This says, hey.

01:23:01.100 Theo, after listening to your podcast, I feel like I can relate to some of the ways you feel.

01:23:06.360 One of the most difficult things is feeling you don't matter.

01:23:08.740 Almost like your pain or struggle is invisible.

01:23:11.440 I want you to know that you are seen, you are important, you are valued, you are loved, and you are enough.

01:23:15.780 Here's a small gift to serve as a reminder that you are okay.

01:23:19.140 Recently saw your show in Wilmington, Delaware.

01:23:21.020 Thank you for a night filled with laughter.

01:23:22.400 Joshua 1-9.

01:23:25.840 What is Joshua 1-9?

01:23:27.540 I don't know.

01:23:31.100 We went to, I think, 8th, we went to, we went to 8th Baptist, I think.

01:23:42.380 Joshua 1-9.

01:23:43.340 Have I not commanded you, be strong and courageous, be not frightened, and be, do not be dismayed, for the Lord God is with you wherever you go.

01:23:53.180 Oh, that's nice, man.

01:23:54.200 Beautiful picture here of him and his spouse and gang gang, Brenda Lane.

01:23:59.480 Oh, I thought this was from a man.

01:24:02.180 Well, there you go, it's from a woman.

01:24:03.540 It's even better, actually.

01:24:07.180 All right.

01:24:07.960 Thank you for the beautiful gift.

01:24:10.280 And thank you for the nice words, you know.

01:24:16.440 Nobody in my life has made me feel more cared about, I don't think, than strangers.

01:24:22.540 You know, than you guys.

01:24:26.360 And I say strangers, but I shouldn't have said that, but.

01:24:31.420 You know what I mean.

01:24:32.440 Then, um.

01:24:36.560 The new folks.

01:24:38.420 Let's see what this gift is, man.

01:24:40.240 Dang.

01:24:41.500 This thing better be good.

01:24:42.560 Now, the newspaper is good on it.

01:24:45.220 Got a little rat on it. 0.97

01:24:47.260 A little cold, little wet rat, that thing.

01:24:50.040 Been out there probably sipping soup. 1.00

01:24:54.320 You know, a rat would do anything to get a little bit of damn soup on him. 1.00

01:24:57.120 God. 1.00

01:24:58.880 That's God right there.

01:25:00.080 Is this a trick box or something? 1.00

01:25:05.040 Damn, it's like a damn trick candle. 1.00

01:25:11.100 Oh, and here's another. 1.00

01:25:12.300 Another little box inside.

01:25:13.620 Inside of a bag.

01:25:14.640 See, this is, look.

01:25:15.820 This is, you know.

01:25:17.340 This is like one of those bills that, you know.

01:25:19.840 One of the, you know.

01:25:22.380 It's like one of the bills going through Congress.

01:25:24.100 There's so many things attached.

01:25:25.360 You got the D, you know.

01:25:26.480 Now, this is in a bag.

01:25:27.840 Next thing you know. 0.92

01:25:29.060 Everybody that's deaf gets a freaking, you know, a new jet. 1.00

01:25:33.960 Genuine leather bracelet. 0.95

01:25:36.460 Wow.

01:25:37.400 And I bet it was a little lighter than before Tanner got a hold of it, huh?

01:25:44.240 Oh, that's good.

01:25:45.280 That's good right there.

01:25:46.280 Beautiful.

01:25:47.500 Thank you.

01:25:48.860 Thank you very much.

01:25:49.820 I like to have me a little leather bracelet right there.

01:25:52.820 It's like having part of a pet on your arm.

01:25:58.680 Praise God.

01:26:01.100 Okay.

01:26:01.920 That's a sweet gift.

01:26:03.080 And I'm going to keep this card somewhere nice.

01:26:06.320 And this computer will short out soon.

01:26:08.320 Let's go out on.

01:26:17.880 You know, I'm going to go out again.

01:26:19.500 This song.

01:26:24.440 This song.

01:26:25.240 I don't know how this song does this for me.

01:26:27.960 But I've never felt like a song.

01:26:32.480 Never in my life have I felt like a song.

01:26:37.000 I mean, this is that, Ema. 0.99

01:26:38.480 If you want to have some feeling, you want to sit right there in a damn rocking chair with your broken heart. 0.99

01:26:44.160 This one will do it. 0.99

01:26:47.880 You know, you got to be in that mood.

01:26:49.860 You can't listen to, if you're trying to get hyped or something, you're going to the arcade or you're going to do a little bit of sex or, you know, you stole a bicycle and you're going over to some girl's house or whatever to try and get a little cookie, you know?

01:27:04.820 A little bit of that little snot cookie. 0.97

01:27:08.880 You feel me, gang, baby?

01:27:09.980 All right.

01:27:10.340 But thank you guys for being a part of my life and be good to yourselves and you deserve that.

01:27:16.280 And I'm going to try it, too.

01:27:17.420 Thank you for this nice gift.

01:27:18.580 Thank you guys for coming out in Wilmington.

01:27:21.360 Thank you guys for not giving up on me.

01:27:23.520 And to everybody that called, let's keep it going, man.

01:27:29.260 We got each other.

01:27:30.220 That's something we do have.

01:27:32.020 I believe that.

01:27:35.020 All right.

01:27:35.780 This is Evan Bartels, Lonesome, off the album Lonesome.

01:27:41.340 And, yeah, hit the hotline if you need something.

01:27:43.920 985-664-9503.

01:27:49.340 And what else?

01:27:52.100 I don't know.

01:27:52.420 I feel bad about leaving, kind of.

01:27:54.940 But we'll be back.

01:28:01.760 You know, we'll be back.

01:28:04.620 Gang, man.

01:28:05.300 Gang, man.

01:28:05.340 Gang, man.

01:28:06.340 Gang, man.

01:28:07.340 Gang, man.

01:28:10.320 Gang, man.

01:28:11.320 Gang, man.

01:28:12.320 Gang, man.

01:28:13.320 Gang, man.

01:28:14.320 Gang, man.

01:28:15.320 Gang, man.

01:28:16.320 Gang, man.

01:28:17.320 Gang, man.

01:28:18.320 Gang, man.

01:28:19.320 Gang, man.

01:28:20.320 I won't call, so you won't answer.

01:28:23.320 We won't talk the way we used to.

01:28:27.320 In my mind, I'm back at 20.

01:28:33.320 Broke and died in my apartment.

01:28:34.320 I'm back at 20.

01:28:35.320 Broken, died in my apartment.

01:28:36.320 I'm back at 20.

01:28:37.320 Broken, died in my apartment.

01:28:38.320 I'm back at 20.

01:28:39.320 Broken, died in my apartment.

01:28:40.320 Dying young seems so much fun.

01:28:42.320 Dying young seems so much fun.

01:28:49.320 When in your mind, you're all alone.

01:28:55.320 There's something in my head and my heart A part of me that always hurts

01:29:10.320 All my own, I tend to fall apart Am I more than you bargained for?

01:29:23.320 You don't have to say you're sorry If it's too hard for you to love me

01:29:44.320 Man.

01:29:45.320 When I get stuck in this condition You try to help, I try to listen

01:29:55.320 Hey.

01:29:56.320 When I dissolve into my darkness Your heart breaks and I feel hopeless

01:30:04.320 It's not your fault if I can't hold on There's something in my head and my heart 0.99

01:30:14.320 A part of me that always hurts Damn! 0.97

01:30:25.320 On my own, I tend to fall apart Am I more than you bargained for? 0.98

01:30:43.320 Man.

01:30:44.320 You don't have to say you're sorry If it's too hard for you to love me. 1.00

01:30:48.320 Damn! 1.00

01:30:49.320 That line frickin' grills me like a damn fish, baby. 1.00

01:30:54.320 That shit. 1.00

01:30:59.320 You know? 1.00

01:31:00.320 I think I've always felt like that.

01:31:05.320 Like nobody, like I never got the, I mean I don't know man.

01:31:11.320 Like I never got the proper apology for somebody not being able to love me the way I need it to be.

01:31:19.320 But then you realize you don't get the apology.

01:31:22.320 I guess part of that is just life.

01:31:25.320 You know?

01:31:26.320 That's just life.

01:31:30.320 And the scariest thing is that those types of things can happen to us or we can feel like they happen to us.

01:31:40.320 Sometimes somebody loved you perfectly.

01:31:42.320 It just didn't land on you well.

01:31:44.320 You may have potholes in your pot.

01:31:50.320 And...

01:31:51.320 I fell off my thoughts.

01:32:07.320 I don't know what happened.

01:32:08.320 I fell off my thoughts.

01:32:10.320 Um...

01:32:11.320 Yeah.

01:32:12.320 Sometimes it just doesn't land on you right.

01:32:17.320 And then the scariest thing is how do you do, how do you then move forward in your life and not do the same thing to other people? 0.99

01:32:24.320 You know, I've been going to this sex and love addiction thing recently and learning more about it and damn. 0.79

01:32:30.320 I just have a lot in that space of where, uh... 0.97

01:32:37.320 There's just a lot in that space for me.

01:32:40.320 And...

01:32:41.320 And anyway...

01:32:42.320 Anyway, this episode went a lot longer than I expected, man.

01:32:44.320 Um...

01:32:45.320 But...

01:32:46.320 You guys be good to yourselves.

01:32:47.320 That's Evan Bartels off his new album, Lonesome.

01:32:50.320 And the song...

01:32:51.320 The title song is called Lonesome.

01:32:53.320 I believe.

01:32:54.320 I don't know if that's called...

01:32:55.320 What it's called.

01:32:56.320 But, uh...

01:32:57.320 But yeah, dude. 0.99

01:32:58.320 If you want to go through your feelings, bro, like a damn... 0.99

01:33:01.320 Just a... 1.00

01:33:02.320 Like a...

01:33:03.320 Just...

01:33:04.320 Like a Rolodex.

01:33:05.320 God, he's got all... 1.00

01:33:07.320 He'll dial up the numbers straight to your damn soul right there. 1.00

01:33:10.320 He's got the 1-900 line straight to your damn soul. 1.00

01:33:14.320 Praise God, man. 1.00

01:33:15.320 You guys be good to yourselves.

01:33:16.320 Gang. 0.66

01:33:17.320 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jonathan Kite, and welcome to Kite Club.

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01:33:30.320 Sometimes I'll interview my friends.

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01:33:34.320 And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head.

01:33:37.320 You have three new voice messages.

01:33:40.320 A lot of people are talking about Kite Club.

01:33:42.320 I've been talking about Kite Club for so long.

01:33:45.320 Longer than anybody else.

01:33:47.320 So great.

01:33:48.320 Aye, sweetheart.

01:33:50.320 Easy deal. 1.00

01:33:51.320 Anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club is a dodgy bloody wanker. 1.00

01:33:55.320 Charmaine. 0.99

01:33:56.320 Hi.

01:33:57.320 I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and a McFlurry.

01:34:00.320 Sorry, sir, but our ice cream machine is broken.

01:34:02.320 Oh, no.

01:34:05.320 I think Tom Hanks just butt-dialed me.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 03, 2021

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