This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E394 Yannis Pappas

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00:00:55.240 Today's guest is here for the first time.

00:00:58.100 He's a comedian.

00:00:59.980 And he's an entertaining man.

00:01:02.280 And he is out of New York.

00:01:05.120 And you're going to learn about him as I do.

00:01:07.300 He and I have actually never met.

00:01:08.540 But he has a new special on YouTube called Mom Love.

00:01:14.220 And his own podcast called Long Days.

00:01:17.400 I'm grateful to get to spend some time with him.

00:01:20.720 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Giannis Papas.

00:01:24.060 For me to set that parking brake

00:01:26.940 And let myself unwind

00:01:29.880 Shine that light on me

00:01:33.880 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:01:39.580 Shine on me

00:01:44.560 And I will find a song

00:01:48.800 I've been singing just from

00:01:51.820 Yeah, you know what I've been realizing is

00:01:59.920 What's dicey to me is if they get those little sandwiches

00:02:05.060 You know the ones, the little cut sandwiches?

00:02:10.680 Yeah.

00:02:11.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:02:12.120 Like a hero cut up?

00:02:13.880 No, no

00:02:14.460 But more like just like the square ones

00:02:16.280 And then somebody cuts it up like that

00:02:17.880 You know what I'm talking about?

00:02:19.420 Like the triangle pieces

00:02:20.500 Conceptually, I know

00:02:21.520 I'm trying to picture it though

00:02:22.560 So yeah, it just has meat, cheese, man

00:02:25.180 And mustard or mayonnaise in it

00:02:27.040 Yeah

00:02:27.620 It just like is a little triangle

00:02:29.620 Yeah

00:02:30.120 You know, somebody gets that little round tray

00:02:32.240 Of a bunch of those little triangles

00:02:33.200 Yes, now I got you

00:02:34.240 But then the weird part is

00:02:36.540 When they start to sit there for a while

00:02:38.280 And it gets hard on the side

00:02:39.660 And people still eat them

00:02:40.900 Yeah

00:02:41.220 That's why you gotta get to that plate early

00:02:43.720 But it's some guys prefer

00:02:45.460 That's air damage

00:02:46.420 Yeah, some guys prefer to go into the tray

00:02:49.960 Late in the game, bro

00:02:51.980 Yeah, that's not the way

00:02:54.300 You gotta get there before the air damage

00:02:56.220 Hards it up, yeah

00:02:57.720 Yeah, that is air damage, man

00:02:59.500 Yeah, there's a triangular

00:03:00.760 Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?

00:03:01.980 Those triangular ones?

00:03:03.040 Are you talking about

00:03:04.180 They come in like a plastic plate

00:03:05.480 You pull it off?

00:03:06.380 Yes

00:03:06.640 I know exactly what you're talking about

00:03:08.600 Yeah, and they get the top on it

00:03:09.700 Yeah

00:03:10.000 Convenient way to throw a party

00:03:12.320 Yeah, yeah

00:03:13.400 You don't gotta make sandwiches

00:03:14.540 If you, you know, it's just

00:03:15.880 Yeah

00:03:16.940 It's better that way

00:03:17.720 Yeah, I think having it like that

00:03:19.520 Is probably makes things

00:03:20.440 Yeah, somebody cracks open

00:03:22.840 A thing of those

00:03:23.300 As a kid, I hate those

00:03:24.520 I was like, oh, those things look like

00:03:26.000 They're for adults or something

00:03:27.160 But as an adult, I'm like

00:03:29.740 Oh, I'll have one or two of those

00:03:31.060 Yeah

00:03:31.420 They're nice, isn't it?

00:03:32.760 Yeah

00:03:33.040 It's a perfect

00:03:33.660 You can't go wrong with

00:03:35.600 Meat and cheese at an adult party

00:03:37.420 Meat and cheese is always a hit

00:03:39.160 Salami and cheese

00:03:40.540 Yeah

00:03:41.080 That's always

00:03:41.900 That's gonna go first

00:03:43.180 Yeah

00:03:43.780 People aren't gonna touch the salad

00:03:45.140 People aren't gonna touch

00:03:46.160 If you got the carrots

00:03:48.200 And the ranch out

00:03:49.280 Those will be there tomorrow

00:03:50.640 The whole plate will be there

00:03:51.820 But

00:03:52.160 Yeah

00:03:52.640 The salami and cheese is gone

00:03:54.400 Yeah

00:03:54.900 Yeah

00:03:55.260 It's the Beyonce of that spread

00:03:56.940 It is really, man

00:03:58.360 Is Giannis' mic in his face, guys?

00:04:01.680 Do you guys want it somewhere different?

00:04:03.120 I always have mic problems

00:04:04.300 I apologize

00:04:04.900 Do you?

00:04:05.620 I do

00:04:06.240 It's something like

00:04:07.160 Even on my own podcast

00:04:08.540 Like

00:04:08.860 I just can't

00:04:11.140 I have no

00:04:11.840 I might be challenged in that way

00:04:13.860 Like a learning disability

00:04:14.920 With like where the mic is supposed to be

00:04:16.720 Yeah

00:04:16.960 Yeah, I think it does get to be like

00:04:19.400 I'm either too low, too high

00:04:21.320 Yeah

00:04:21.880 But you've been

00:04:23.480 You've been podcasting for a long time

00:04:25.700 So a lot of my listeners might not even know you

00:04:28.820 And you and I have just met

00:04:30.160 We just met

00:04:31.220 Yeah

00:04:31.520 Yeah

00:04:31.900 That's crazy

00:04:33.120 Yeah, well I know you

00:04:34.620 You know

00:04:35.220 Yeah, same

00:04:35.760 Yeah, like I know you for comedy

00:04:37.580 But yeah, it's the first time we've been in the flesh

00:04:39.280 Yeah

00:04:39.680 Yeah

00:04:40.120 It feels good

00:04:41.400 It's interesting

00:04:41.880 Yeah

00:04:42.080 You got a cozy, warm kind of vibe

00:04:44.620 Yeah, energy

00:04:45.480 Oh, thanks, man

00:04:46.700 Yeah, I feel right

00:04:47.680 Like in the womb

00:04:48.420 I feel in a womb right now

00:04:50.260 Yeah

00:04:50.560 I like it, man

00:04:51.540 Yeah

00:04:51.840 Yeah, well thanks for coming, man

00:04:53.020 So I want to just like

00:04:53.920 Kind of just so my listeners know

00:04:55.380 Like how you even got started

00:04:57.120 Like in the comedy

00:04:58.140 Just take me through a little bit of that, man

00:05:00.160 Because you are from another country

00:05:03.140 I'm from another country?

00:05:06.980 Are you from another country?

00:05:08.140 I'm from America

00:05:09.500 Oh, yeah

00:05:10.480 I thought you were

00:05:11.960 Well, it would technically be right

00:05:13.500 If you were from

00:05:15.480 If you weren't from here

00:05:16.940 Right

00:05:17.400 Then I would be from another country

00:05:18.640 But you also

00:05:18.940 No, were you born in another country?

00:05:20.220 No, I was born here

00:05:21.080 Oh, I thought you were born in another country

00:05:22.900 I

00:05:23.240 Dude, I look at you and I say

00:05:25.220 I can see why he would assume that

00:05:26.820 Because you're fucking American

00:05:28.300 Yeah

00:05:28.920 You're American, American

00:05:30.360 Like if there can be

00:05:31.540 More of a way to be American

00:05:33.840 Yeah

00:05:34.400 It's on you

00:05:35.140 Oh, okay

00:05:35.620 So I know just hearing my name

00:05:36.840 You're like, I guess he's from

00:05:38.080 He must have been born in Romania or something

00:05:40.340 I got an immigrant name

00:05:41.660 Yeah, I would

00:05:42.880 I mean, I don't know if I would

00:05:43.880 I remember

00:05:44.760 I said to one of my friends yesterday

00:05:48.260 I was like, oh

00:05:49.000 Giannis Pappas is coming on

00:05:51.160 And they're like

00:05:52.360 Oh, I thought

00:05:53.520 Oh, who's the

00:05:56.760 They're like

00:05:57.160 Oh, that reminds me of that guy

00:05:58.860 Who has the other name

00:05:59.980 That's kind of like a double

00:06:00.940 Oh, who's the Russian guy

00:06:03.300 The older Russian Jewish comedian

00:06:05.200 Zelensky?

00:06:07.120 He's fighting a war right now

00:06:08.240 Oh, not that guy

00:06:09.680 Well, he's Ukrainian too

00:06:11.120 Same shit

00:06:11.840 He's doing cameos

00:06:13.120 Somebody said

00:06:13.800 That's crazy

00:06:14.780 Yeah, I mean

00:06:15.360 For 600 to raise money for Ukraine

00:06:16.960 That's crazy

00:06:17.720 That is crazy

00:06:18.660 That he's got time

00:06:19.660 I know

00:06:20.160 Where do they have that guy

00:06:21.200 That he's got a camera set up

00:06:22.440 And I tell you one

00:06:23.620 I don't know who his barber is

00:06:25.160 But he's on call

00:06:25.940 The dude is always crisp

00:06:27.580 In the middle of a war

00:06:28.580 I mean, he's got like

00:06:30.020 A fade every three days

00:06:31.720 Oh, yeah

00:06:32.400 He's like the DJ Khaled

00:06:33.960 I feel like

00:06:34.520 Of like bombings

00:06:35.460 Yeah, I think he just travels

00:06:37.100 With his barber

00:06:37.960 He's got a barber

00:06:40.200 In the bomb shelter

00:06:41.420 He really values

00:06:42.680 Whoever cuts his hair

00:06:43.680 And dude, will somebody

00:06:45.000 Win this fucking war already?

00:06:47.020 Like, Jesus

00:06:47.620 What

00:06:48.780 It feels like

00:06:50.620 They just

00:06:51.400 Nobody will win it

00:06:52.660 Or they don't care

00:06:53.480 Are they taking days off?

00:06:54.740 It feels like they're like

00:06:55.580 Hey, let's do it on Tuesday

00:06:57.100 I'll meet you guys on Friday

00:06:58.500 We'll do another round on Friday

00:06:59.960 It is hard to understand, right?

00:07:01.740 Because like

00:07:02.320 If there's a war going on

00:07:04.080 How is he safe

00:07:04.980 To give talks

00:07:06.680 And, you know

00:07:07.640 Do a video Zoom

00:07:08.700 For the Oscars

00:07:09.760 And then Biden goes there

00:07:11.040 He's walking around

00:07:11.780 No problem

00:07:12.220 I think Nancy Pelosi

00:07:13.240 Yeah

00:07:13.780 Was wheeled out there

00:07:14.820 So like

00:07:15.600 Where's the war?

00:07:16.820 Yeah, I don't know

00:07:17.500 What's happening

00:07:18.040 Yeah

00:07:18.320 And I don't know

00:07:18.920 I think it's like

00:07:19.520 I think they gotta go to court

00:07:20.780 Like maybe Johnny and Amber

00:07:22.160 To solve it

00:07:22.920 Figure it out

00:07:23.860 Yeah

00:07:24.160 Who's shitting who's bad, son

00:07:25.760 Yeah

00:07:26.080 I feel like Johnny is Russia

00:07:28.060 In this scenario

00:07:28.860 And Amber

00:07:30.160 No, I'm sorry

00:07:31.720 Johnny

00:07:32.200 Yeah, Johnny's Ukraine

00:07:33.780 I'm sorry

00:07:34.420 And Amber is Russia

00:07:36.040 And

00:07:37.360 No

00:07:38.140 Yeah, who's the bad guy?

00:07:39.920 There's only two ways to do it

00:07:41.220 I don't know

00:07:41.720 There's only two

00:07:42.860 The good guys are Ukraine

00:07:44.400 I'm trying to depend on

00:07:45.380 It depends on which side

00:07:47.000 Of the political aisle

00:07:47.900 I guess you fall on

00:07:49.440 To consider who's the bad guy

00:07:50.660 Yeah

00:07:50.900 But I think

00:07:51.980 Johnny

00:07:52.940 Yeah

00:07:53.500 Is Ukraine

00:07:54.220 Johnny

00:07:54.880 Because he got invaded

00:07:55.900 By Amber

00:07:56.840 So we need to figure out ways

00:07:59.200 To funnel weapons

00:08:00.640 To Johnny

00:08:01.320 Yeah

00:08:02.060 That's what we gotta do

00:08:03.000 To help out Johnny

00:08:04.180 Yeah, I saw Johnny Depp

00:08:06.740 One night at the comedy store

00:08:08.020 It was pretty crazy

00:08:09.360 That is a crazy sighting

00:08:10.800 To see Johnny

00:08:11.400 Because I went up

00:08:12.200 And

00:08:12.320 Doug Stanhope

00:08:13.800 Is friends with me

00:08:14.300 Introduced me to him

00:08:14.900 And then I realized

00:08:15.780 I didn't know what to say

00:08:16.580 And then I realized

00:08:17.020 Because I didn't have anything

00:08:18.040 To say to Johnny Depp

00:08:18.900 Right

00:08:19.220 That's almost the worst

00:08:20.660 When you're like

00:08:21.420 Oh, there's not even

00:08:23.000 There's not even

00:08:23.740 A 30th degree of separation

00:08:25.740 There's nothing to even say here

00:08:28.900 It's like

00:08:29.240 Literally shook hands

00:08:30.600 And then

00:08:31.140 I had nothing

00:08:32.760 Yeah

00:08:33.660 It's kind of similar

00:08:35.860 To meeting you

00:08:36.500 Because what I wanted to say

00:08:37.920 I held it

00:08:38.500 Maybe what you wanted to say

00:08:39.680 You held it

00:08:40.220 Because you felt like

00:08:40.820 He's over it

00:08:42.120 Like I would have opened

00:08:43.340 With a 21 Jump Street thing

00:08:44.540 Because that's my closest

00:08:45.700 Emotional tie to Johnny

00:08:47.220 Okay

00:08:47.680 Was his hair back then

00:08:49.060 With the earring

00:08:49.860 Oh yeah

00:08:49.920 He kind of

00:08:50.720 My generation

00:08:52.060 Pull that picture of

00:08:52.800 Johnny Depp

00:08:53.380 21 Jump Street

00:08:54.360 Let's get an image of that

00:08:55.480 I think he was like

00:08:56.880 That hairstyle with the earring

00:08:58.600 Was like every white guy

00:08:59.720 In America

00:09:00.220 Yeah

00:09:00.640 Did that middle part

00:09:01.840 With the earring

00:09:02.720 And so I would open

00:09:03.880 With a 21 Jump Street

00:09:04.800 Like with you

00:09:05.320 Road Rules

00:09:06.220 But I didn't want to say it

00:09:07.180 Oh yeah

00:09:07.400 Know you from Road Rules

00:09:08.560 I remember

00:09:09.040 Oh that's interesting

00:09:09.920 Yeah

00:09:10.300 And you're as big

00:09:10.940 As I thought you were

00:09:11.580 Like tall

00:09:12.000 You're a tall drink of water

00:09:13.000 You know

00:09:14.140 It's really funny

00:09:15.280 People say that I'm tall

00:09:16.480 And I don't

00:09:16.920 I've always just been

00:09:18.400 I mean I've been this height

00:09:19.880 For probably 21 years now

00:09:21.500 And it's like

00:09:22.100 I don't think anything

00:09:23.620 I never thought I was tall

00:09:25.100 But people constantly say that

00:09:26.460 Yeah

00:09:26.740 You're 6'1

00:09:27.500 Damn bro

00:09:27.900 You're taller than I thought

00:09:29.040 So it's always Mexican

00:09:30.720 So comment on it

00:09:31.620 I'm not gonna say that

00:09:32.960 But it's a lot of like

00:09:35.720 Latinos you know

00:09:37.260 Are recent Americans

00:09:38.380 You know

00:09:38.880 Recent Americans

00:09:39.480 Who are like

00:09:40.540 Hey bro

00:09:40.920 You're taller than I thought

00:09:42.140 You know

00:09:43.200 Recent American

00:09:44.460 Is a better way

00:09:45.340 Than to call Mexican

00:09:46.340 It's a way to scoot around it

00:09:47.660 Well not even Mexican

00:09:48.600 But just

00:09:48.900 I feel like

00:09:49.900 If we're gonna be

00:09:51.140 Cause people remember

00:09:52.440 That people used to say

00:09:53.280 Illegal immigrants

00:09:54.100 Right

00:09:54.420 Yeah

00:09:54.820 Because I'll meet

00:09:55.700 A lot of Mexican guys

00:09:56.560 And I'll be like

00:09:57.020 You know

00:09:58.900 Where do you come

00:09:59.960 Or how do you

00:10:00.480 You know

00:10:00.860 And they'll be like

00:10:01.440 Just don't tell anybody

00:10:02.900 I'm here

00:10:03.220 You know what I'm saying

00:10:03.560 They all joke about it

00:10:04.640 Yeah

00:10:04.900 Yeah

00:10:05.200 You know

00:10:05.820 Yeah

00:10:06.560 But it's like

00:10:07.640 So I think

00:10:08.680 Recent Americans

00:10:10.180 Yeah

00:10:10.840 It at least gives

00:10:12.220 Both sides of the net

00:10:13.640 Like a little bit of like

00:10:15.160 Okay

00:10:16.320 They're new

00:10:17.400 And then other people

00:10:18.060 Are like

00:10:18.340 Eh let's

00:10:19.120 You know

00:10:19.760 You're running cover for them

00:10:21.120 Because you're not lying

00:10:22.800 Right

00:10:23.260 But you're also not telling them

00:10:24.900 They may not have their papers

00:10:26.100 They're recent Americans

00:10:27.180 Interpret that the way

00:10:28.200 You want to interpret it

00:10:29.060 We got a couple

00:10:30.980 Recent Americans here

00:10:32.400 God

00:10:33.060 Johnny Depp was just

00:10:34.300 Man

00:10:34.780 Yeah

00:10:35.220 Oh yeah

00:10:36.060 He'd be a hot chick

00:10:37.420 Now even

00:10:37.860 He

00:10:38.120 Yeah

00:10:38.920 If he went trans

00:10:39.720 He would look good

00:10:40.540 Some guys

00:10:41.460 You can tell

00:10:41.940 If they transition

00:10:42.680 They would flawlessly transition

00:10:44.220 Usually they don't have

00:10:45.520 The like

00:10:46.240 The neo-endothral brow

00:10:47.460 That's a real impediment

00:10:48.760 Yeah

00:10:49.120 To like a smooth transition

00:10:50.220 But he got a real nice

00:10:51.180 Girl guy face

00:10:52.180 Oh

00:10:52.580 Yeah

00:10:53.280 God man

00:10:54.300 Yeah

00:10:54.580 If he put some makeup on

00:10:56.240 And grew the hair

00:10:56.760 A little longer

00:10:57.400 I don't even think

00:10:58.140 He'd need estrogen

00:10:58.940 Well

00:11:00.660 He's a handsome kid

00:11:01.760 He's a handsome guy

00:11:02.940 Yeah

00:11:03.180 And he used to definitely be more

00:11:04.700 I mean look he's getting older

00:11:05.720 You know

00:11:06.280 And I think he's partied pretty hard

00:11:07.860 He's probably going pretty hard

00:11:09.100 Yeah

00:11:09.540 Yeah

00:11:10.320 For a guy who did

00:11:12.040 The amount of drugs he did

00:11:13.840 Yeah

00:11:14.200 He looks good

00:11:15.180 That's a good point

00:11:16.080 He looks real good

00:11:17.380 That's a good point

00:11:17.960 I mean I don't know how much

00:11:19.060 LA has to do with that

00:11:20.360 Hollywood

00:11:20.820 People with

00:11:21.980 Who are stars

00:11:22.800 Tend to age very well

00:11:24.140 Cause I guess when your job

00:11:25.380 Is just staying in shape

00:11:26.660 Every day in between scripts

00:11:27.840 Yeah

00:11:28.340 You dedicate a lot of time to it

00:11:29.640 There's like a team of people

00:11:30.680 Who keep Johnny Tepp

00:11:32.160 Like camera ready

00:11:33.060 Well you can also get

00:11:34.700 You got fluffers

00:11:36.100 That's a big thing

00:11:37.080 Yeah

00:11:37.420 Like a guy that's going to do

00:11:39.100 Work at Dunkin Donuts

00:11:40.380 Or whatever

00:11:40.720 He ain't got that fluffer

00:11:41.900 You know what I'm saying

00:11:42.260 Yeah

00:11:42.480 He don't have somebody

00:11:43.160 Meeting him in the parking lot

00:11:44.340 An hour early

00:11:45.200 Yeah

00:11:45.520 To polish him up

00:11:46.880 And trim off all the loose ends

00:11:48.800 And take his

00:11:49.340 Dirty appendix out

00:11:51.060 Or whatever's going on

00:11:52.140 Yeah

00:11:52.300 But he's got those people

00:11:54.360 Where every day before he

00:11:55.780 You know

00:11:56.340 There's people like

00:11:57.040 Just really shining him up

00:11:58.520 You think

00:11:59.260 Like if there was a competitor

00:12:01.240 To come out

00:12:02.520 That would compete against

00:12:03.580 Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks

00:12:04.600 If they use a strategy

00:12:05.660 Of like you know what

00:12:06.480 We're going to up the game

00:12:08.220 Of the people who work here

00:12:09.600 And make them all beautiful

00:12:11.300 With fluffers

00:12:12.460 We'll hire fluffers too

00:12:13.680 That they'll

00:12:14.600 Even if the coffee's not as good

00:12:16.080 It'll give them the edge

00:12:17.020 Like how come nobody's

00:12:18.140 Sneaking outside the box like that

00:12:19.500 So you're saying

00:12:21.100 If they beautify the

00:12:22.880 The staff

00:12:24.320 The staff

00:12:25.040 Yeah

00:12:25.380 With fluff

00:12:26.380 With the help of fluffers

00:12:27.540 With pop

00:12:28.300 They got the corporate money

00:12:29.360 Right

00:12:30.100 They can create extra jobs

00:12:32.060 We don't have to live

00:12:33.260 In this world

00:12:33.960 Where coffee shops

00:12:35.320 Have like ugly

00:12:36.660 Untaken care of

00:12:38.580 I don't know if that's

00:12:39.180 The way you say it

00:12:39.900 Unquaffed

00:12:41.100 Unkempt

00:12:41.760 Yeah

00:12:41.880 Unkept

00:12:42.640 Unkept people

00:12:43.520 Maybe

00:12:44.000 Like we need to create jobs

00:12:45.200 How about a couple fluffers

00:12:46.840 For these Dunkin Donuts employees

00:12:48.100 Yeah

00:12:48.560 Cinderella's sisters

00:12:49.700 Is who you're talking about

00:12:50.900 Yeah

00:12:50.980 That's exactly what it is

00:12:52.100 Well look at this

00:12:53.380 You know I was at the Starbucks

00:12:54.580 The other day

00:12:55.300 And a guy runs in

00:12:56.620 Homeless guy

00:12:57.260 Right

00:12:57.580 Yeah

00:12:58.060 I'm not going to say homeless

00:13:00.160 But the guy was

00:13:01.900 The guy hadn't heard

00:13:03.840 A doorbell ring in a while

00:13:05.080 I bet

00:13:05.480 Right

00:13:05.720 Recently unhomed

00:13:06.620 I would say that

00:13:07.740 Yeah

00:13:08.040 I would say recently

00:13:09.180 Recently unhomed

00:13:09.640 Recently unhomed

00:13:10.760 So this boy

00:13:12.200 He was out there

00:13:13.400 And he came in

00:13:15.000 And he had no pants on

00:13:16.200 Right

00:13:16.460 And he walked past

00:13:17.920 These two chicks outside

00:13:18.920 And they got a little scared

00:13:20.080 You know

00:13:20.380 And I was like

00:13:20.840 Scat

00:13:21.280 Scat

00:13:21.780 Like I did like that

00:13:22.760 You know

00:13:23.120 Because like

00:13:23.620 We had a lot of stray animals

00:13:24.860 In our neighborhood growing up

00:13:26.100 And if they came by my sisters

00:13:27.580 I would be like that

00:13:28.580 Did he respond

00:13:29.500 Did he scat

00:13:30.420 Or

00:13:30.720 He kind of did

00:13:31.380 So it worked on them

00:13:32.300 Yeah

00:13:32.580 Yeah

00:13:32.940 He kind of did

00:13:34.080 And then he went inside

00:13:35.140 And stole all of the

00:13:36.820 Money right out of the tip thing

00:13:38.780 He did

00:13:39.460 Yeah

00:13:39.780 And

00:13:40.240 So the scat

00:13:41.420 You were like an accessory

00:13:43.160 To the crime then

00:13:44.100 You didn't tell him

00:13:44.880 The scat

00:13:45.240 He would have bothered

00:13:45.740 The girls

00:13:46.220 And may not have

00:13:47.880 He could have done

00:13:48.880 A rape and burgle

00:13:49.880 Oh yeah

00:13:50.500 It's hard to know

00:13:51.280 What would have happened

00:13:52.180 Right

00:13:52.640 That could have been

00:13:53.200 The lesser of the two evils

00:13:54.340 Well then I go in

00:13:56.320 And there's a guy in there

00:13:57.760 Who's like

00:13:58.620 Very

00:14:00.340 Who's like probably

00:14:01.300 About 11 different genders

00:14:03.280 Right

00:14:03.580 This dude was coming in

00:14:04.880 You know

00:14:05.220 He had anchovies

00:14:06.280 He had all of it

00:14:07.200 And he

00:14:08.400 He was like

00:14:10.800 Oh my god

00:14:11.760 I don't know

00:14:12.120 What just happened

00:14:12.980 Right

00:14:13.400 And I was like

00:14:15.180 Y'all got fucking robbed

00:14:16.360 That's what just happened

00:14:17.400 Yeah

00:14:17.760 And nobody in here

00:14:19.160 They had 11 of them

00:14:20.360 And how is it

00:14:21.240 They have 11

00:14:22.120 Starbuck employees

00:14:23.160 They all have on walkie talkies

00:14:24.800 Talking to each other

00:14:25.660 Right next to each other

00:14:27.360 Yeah

00:14:27.680 It doesn't seem like

00:14:28.500 They need that

00:14:29.260 Yeah

00:14:29.600 You could just go like this

00:14:30.940 It's like ordering a sandwich

00:14:32.300 At Wawa's

00:14:33.040 You're like

00:14:33.240 Why can't I just give it

00:14:34.640 The order to you

00:14:35.800 Why do I gotta become

00:14:36.620 A computer programmer

00:14:37.740 Back here

00:14:38.440 Yeah

00:14:39.180 It's unnecessary technology

00:14:40.780 Oh a lot of unnecessary technology

00:14:42.340 And so

00:14:42.920 Then

00:14:43.920 Yeah

00:14:44.640 But it was just crazy

00:14:45.600 They were

00:14:45.940 Everybody was just so like

00:14:47.500 Like nobody there

00:14:49.200 Could have saved the day

00:14:50.160 Right

00:14:50.940 You know

00:14:51.740 Actually they had this

00:14:52.720 One little Mighty Mouse bitch

00:14:54.060 And I think if she'd have

00:14:54.960 Seen it go down

00:14:55.540 She wasn't

00:14:56.060 She was dealing with

00:14:57.220 An egg

00:14:57.620 You know

00:14:58.460 Breakfast or something

00:14:59.900 At the moment

00:15:00.500 When that thing

00:15:01.120 When the guy hit

00:15:01.960 But if she'd have

00:15:02.620 Freaking turned around

00:15:03.600 She was a little less hungry

00:15:04.980 She might have

00:15:05.680 Took her focus off

00:15:07.020 The order and helped

00:15:07.940 Well she

00:15:08.820 You could just tell

00:15:09.540 She had a little bit

00:15:10.220 More nuts in her

00:15:11.000 Than any of the

00:15:11.660 Fellas that were working

00:15:13.220 In there

00:15:13.480 Right

00:15:13.760 Right

00:15:14.180 They don't care

00:15:15.180 Right

00:15:15.480 They don't care

00:15:16.240 But it was the tips though

00:15:18.060 Oh

00:15:19.100 They care about that

00:15:20.600 I woulda

00:15:22.020 Yeah

00:15:22.460 Yeah

00:15:22.860 Like that's my money

00:15:23.720 Like you know

00:15:24.320 Nobody stopped them

00:15:25.420 No

00:15:26.080 The guy was just like

00:15:27.160 One guy

00:15:27.800 This is the best

00:15:28.500 One dude

00:15:29.300 Who probably was

00:15:30.740 At least

00:15:31.300 You know

00:15:31.820 Four or five

00:15:33.580 Different genders

00:15:34.380 Right

00:15:34.720 This dude coming in

00:15:35.920 Bruh

00:15:36.280 You know

00:15:36.780 This was a

00:15:37.360 Non-binary

00:15:38.240 Establishment

00:15:39.260 This dude had his

00:15:42.560 Hands off

00:15:43.620 Like this

00:15:44.440 Like what the fuck

00:15:47.620 Bruh

00:15:48.080 The guy didn't have

00:15:50.080 A gun

00:15:50.620 But he did have

00:15:51.240 His pants off

00:15:52.080 Well he had

00:15:53.280 I'll say this

00:15:53.960 Bruh

00:15:54.140 He was short

00:15:54.880 And it looked like

00:15:55.900 He had a little bit

00:15:56.640 Of dick hanging out

00:15:57.560 The bottom of his shirt

00:15:58.560 And that is

00:15:59.440 That's a weapon too

00:16:00.640 It could be

00:16:01.840 It could be a weapon

00:16:03.240 Especially if you don't

00:16:03.880 What gender you are

00:16:04.760 Yeah

00:16:05.040 You know what I'm saying

00:16:05.340 Bruh

00:16:05.580 You don't know

00:16:05.980 How that thing is

00:16:06.580 Going to end up in you

00:16:07.440 Would you be more scared

00:16:08.720 If a guy with a gun

00:16:10.100 Or a guy

00:16:10.500 A naked guy

00:16:11.460 Is kind of

00:16:12.100 You don't know

00:16:13.160 What to do

00:16:13.620 With a naked guy

00:16:14.400 Easy

00:16:14.900 Oh if I had to

00:16:15.680 I'd get the bullets

00:16:16.400 Out of him

00:16:16.820 You know what I'm saying

00:16:17.400 Bruh

00:16:17.700 I'd freaking

00:16:18.140 I'd handle him down

00:16:19.660 To keep the pressure

00:16:20.440 Out of him

00:16:20.960 If I had to

00:16:21.760 You ever seen those videos

00:16:23.340 Where like

00:16:24.000 Those prank shows

00:16:25.380 In the hood

00:16:25.860 Where the guys

00:16:26.560 Talk shit

00:16:27.580 To like tough dudes

00:16:28.600 In the hood

00:16:29.040 And the guy's like

00:16:29.600 What

00:16:29.820 And he's about to

00:16:30.340 And then they just

00:16:30.840 Strip naked

00:16:31.360 And the guy runs

00:16:32.300 For some reason

00:16:33.860 Cause I guess

00:16:35.060 It's so jarring

00:16:35.960 You don't know

00:16:36.420 What to do

00:16:36.940 When somebody's missing

00:16:37.860 A piece of their

00:16:39.480 Outfit

00:16:40.600 It's just kind of

00:16:41.440 A weird thing

00:16:42.180 I guess shirt off

00:16:43.280 Is more socially

00:16:44.180 Well shirt off

00:16:45.520 We're gonna fight

00:16:46.220 Yeah shirt off

00:16:46.820 We're gonna fight

00:16:47.220 Pants off

00:16:47.980 Or we

00:16:48.620 I might fuck ya

00:16:50.280 So that gets a little

00:16:51.240 That's probably

00:16:52.240 What makes you nervous

00:16:52.940 It's a novelty

00:16:53.740 Of it

00:16:54.000 No frame of reference

00:16:54.760 Like when the Indians

00:16:55.560 First saw the boats

00:16:56.480 They couldn't tell

00:16:57.600 What they were

00:16:58.220 Really

00:16:58.740 Yeah they said

00:16:59.300 They had no frame

00:17:00.500 Of reference

00:17:01.040 For the conquistador boats

00:17:02.740 So they just couldn't

00:17:03.740 Almost see them

00:17:04.640 They couldn't see them

00:17:05.380 They couldn't understand it

00:17:06.420 It was like an object

00:17:07.180 They'd never seen

00:17:07.860 So if you get into

00:17:08.780 A situation where

00:17:09.300 A guy with no pants

00:17:10.180 And he's threatening you

00:17:11.060 You might not even

00:17:12.120 Understand it

00:17:12.720 And just free

00:17:13.180 Maybe that's why

00:17:14.160 She put her hands up

00:17:15.040 Yeah

00:17:15.600 Maybe she didn't know

00:17:16.420 She was like

00:17:16.840 Is this what you're

00:17:17.480 Supposed to do

00:17:18.100 Yeah

00:17:18.780 When a guy has no pants on

00:17:20.120 A little bit of dick

00:17:20.820 Hanging out under the shirt

00:17:21.680 He had a short shirt on too

00:17:23.480 He was a black guy too

00:17:25.380 Which is unusual

00:17:26.900 He had a medium shirt

00:17:27.400 Yeah cause usually

00:17:28.240 They got long shirts on

00:17:29.380 If you go to a black barbecue

00:17:30.280 They're down to their knees

00:17:31.640 Oh yeah

00:17:32.220 Yeah

00:17:32.520 Black guys like long shirts

00:17:33.780 Yeah black guys look good

00:17:35.120 And stuff

00:17:35.660 They look good in everything

00:17:37.040 Anything

00:17:37.780 Yeah

00:17:38.320 You know

00:17:38.960 Black guys look good

00:17:40.060 And

00:17:40.300 A black guy could walk around

00:17:42.080 Literally just

00:17:42.540 With shopping tags

00:17:44.600 Hang

00:17:44.880 That's why I think

00:17:45.840 A lot of black guys

00:17:46.420 Keep the tags on things

00:17:47.340 Cause I think

00:17:48.060 Other people

00:17:49.540 Will literally come up

00:17:50.400 And shop off of them

00:17:51.460 You know

00:17:52.320 Yeah

00:17:53.400 Like damn

00:17:54.200 Let me scan this up

00:17:55.360 Right now bro

00:17:56.060 That's not a bad idea bro

00:17:57.620 It's not a bad idea

00:17:58.260 If you got a percentage

00:17:59.120 Of the sale

00:17:59.760 Yeah

00:18:00.120 It's like damn

00:18:00.780 Let me scan two of those

00:18:01.940 Off of my boy

00:18:02.680 And then he makes

00:18:03.380 A little bit of bread

00:18:04.200 Yeah

00:18:04.700 I had a black friend

00:18:06.080 Who used to wear his hat

00:18:06.820 Like that

00:18:07.180 With the stickers and tags

00:18:08.480 And we were having

00:18:09.280 A conversation once

00:18:10.220 And he was like

00:18:10.760 You know

00:18:11.040 Cops gotta stop

00:18:12.100 Profiling me

00:18:12.780 I'm like

00:18:13.060 Well maybe if it looks

00:18:14.240 If you make it

00:18:15.300 Look a little less

00:18:16.320 Like you just stole

00:18:17.260 The hat out of the store

00:18:18.280 You're wearing it

00:18:19.600 Like you just ran out

00:18:20.560 Past the censors

00:18:21.540 I mean

00:18:22.640 Maybe that'll help

00:18:23.540 Yeah

00:18:24.300 They had a black

00:18:24.880 I saw with

00:18:25.400 A chain made out of censors

00:18:27.400 Like

00:18:28.160 That's not gonna

00:18:29.700 That's not helpful

00:18:30.920 That's actually a good move

00:18:32.540 If you want to steal the store

00:18:33.640 If you come in with

00:18:34.620 The censors on

00:18:36.600 And they're going off

00:18:37.380 You're going

00:18:37.640 No that's just my necklace

00:18:38.680 Yeah

00:18:39.140 Don't look through my

00:18:39.960 Don't profile me

00:18:41.300 That's my necklace

00:18:41.960 Going off

00:18:42.280 These are censors

00:18:43.120 Yeah

00:18:44.500 That's pretty cool

00:18:45.020 I think

00:18:45.960 I think if someone

00:18:46.920 Was cool enough

00:18:47.740 They could make censors cool

00:18:49.140 Yeah

00:18:50.080 Like you know

00:18:50.860 Like cause fashion

00:18:51.680 Gets pretty ridiculous

00:18:52.660 Like if you look back

00:18:54.140 In like the 1700s

00:18:55.220 Guys were wearing

00:18:56.220 Other dudes

00:18:57.360 Fucking hair

00:18:58.120 And stockings

00:18:59.260 Wow

00:18:59.620 And candy corn shoes

00:19:00.860 So that

00:19:01.620 And that just objectively

00:19:02.960 Looks ridiculous

00:19:03.820 But that means

00:19:04.860 At some point

00:19:05.440 There was some dude

00:19:06.500 Who was so cool

00:19:07.460 Who was wearing it

00:19:08.620 That everyone was like

00:19:09.260 I want to be like him

00:19:10.360 So they started wearing

00:19:11.480 Fucking ridiculous stockings

00:19:12.940 Candy corn shoes

00:19:13.860 And somebody else's hair

00:19:15.560 Was some real serial killer shit

00:19:17.380 That's crazy

00:19:18.060 And then the whole continent

00:19:19.060 Of Europe started doing it

00:19:20.220 So if there was a cool enough dude

00:19:21.740 Who started wearing censors

00:19:23.100 And gave it value

00:19:24.380 Like bitcoin

00:19:25.000 Which we all buy

00:19:25.780 Which we know is stupid

00:19:26.740 Then I think people would follow

00:19:28.280 It depends on how fucking cool

00:19:29.700 The person is wearing it

00:19:30.600 Fashion is completely subjective

00:19:33.540 Yeah I never thought about that

00:19:35.440 That much

00:19:35.920 I mean

00:19:36.440 Yeah I think if you see

00:19:39.000 Somebody with something

00:19:40.280 And you feel like

00:19:41.180 It looks good

00:19:42.100 Then if somebody else does it

00:19:44.860 You'll kind of get into it

00:19:46.240 You know

00:19:46.540 Yeah like I'm not even lying

00:19:48.060 This is a true story

00:19:48.760 I saw a dude the other day

00:19:49.940 He had a mullet

00:19:51.240 And somebody else said

00:19:52.340 You're going with the Theo Vaughn

00:19:53.780 And he was like

00:19:54.220 Damn everyone keeps saying that

00:19:55.540 I'm like maybe you are

00:19:56.820 Consciously or unconsciously

00:19:58.840 There's very few dudes in this country

00:20:00.920 Who have a mullet still

00:20:02.720 Right

00:20:03.200 That aren't at a state fair

00:20:04.360 Right

00:20:04.860 You know what I mean

00:20:05.980 Yeah

00:20:06.220 Who are visible

00:20:07.800 Yeah

00:20:08.060 Like visible beyond the local

00:20:10.260 Word of mouth

00:20:11.780 Right

00:20:12.180 Like you're visible

00:20:12.980 You're visible with a mullet

00:20:14.840 Past word of mouth

00:20:15.980 Yeah

00:20:16.460 And so if somebody has a mullet now

00:20:17.980 You're going like

00:20:18.840 You're a Theo Vaughn fan

00:20:20.040 What are you doing here

00:20:20.760 Yeah

00:20:21.100 Yeah you're a Theo Vaughn fan

00:20:22.340 Yeah I got into it man

00:20:23.580 I had it growing up

00:20:24.480 And then I got out of it

00:20:25.960 Trying to fit it in Hollywood

00:20:27.140 And then I got back into it

00:20:28.400 It's the best choice I ever made

00:20:29.600 Have you ever had long hair

00:20:30.640 I have had long hair

00:20:31.760 But more of the Johnny Depp

00:20:32.840 21 Jump Street shit

00:20:34.040 But you never had the back go huh

00:20:35.220 Nah dude

00:20:35.640 God

00:20:36.020 I grew up in Brooklyn

00:20:36.940 You can't

00:20:37.620 You could

00:20:38.160 You can't

00:20:39.680 I don't have the balls

00:20:40.560 Yeah I was like

00:20:41.200 That was

00:20:41.700 It's well dude

00:20:42.400 It's like having balls

00:20:43.720 It's your ball

00:20:44.900 It's like your hair has balls

00:20:46.260 It's exactly what it's like

00:20:47.220 Yeah

00:20:47.580 Have you ever said that before

00:20:48.820 No but I believe it

00:20:50.000 That is the funny

00:20:50.680 That's the funniest way

00:20:51.740 To describe a mullet

00:20:52.540 Because yeah

00:20:53.060 It's like your hair

00:20:53.780 It's like there's balls here

00:20:55.360 And they're kind of

00:20:56.220 They're dangling around

00:20:57.180 You can move them a little bit

00:20:58.140 And there's power in it

00:20:59.140 Yeah

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00:24:00.800 Theo

00:24:01.120 So I just want to get

00:24:02.820 Where you started man

00:24:03.620 Yeah and I didn't mean

00:24:04.520 To offend you

00:24:04.960 If I said that you're

00:24:05.620 From another country man

00:24:06.540 No I didn't

00:24:07.100 I thought that you were

00:24:07.680 From another country

00:24:08.360 No did you think

00:24:09.080 I was offended

00:24:09.520 I wasn't offended at all

00:24:11.160 Okay good

00:24:11.680 Yeah yeah

00:24:11.980 I was rolling with it

00:24:13.200 Yeah

00:24:13.480 Because I get it

00:24:14.680 No I was

00:24:15.640 I'm from New York

00:24:16.520 My parents are from

00:24:17.340 Another country

00:24:17.900 Okay

00:24:18.220 So yeah I'm

00:24:19.980 Kind of recently American

00:24:21.360 Okay

00:24:21.860 As well I fit into that category

00:24:23.180 If we open up the bubble

00:24:24.460 A little bit

00:24:25.080 Cause my mom

00:24:27.180 Had to get her papers

00:24:28.440 Oh she did

00:24:29.100 Yeah my mom had to get her papers

00:24:30.680 And where did she come from

00:24:31.420 She came from Greece

00:24:32.240 Oh yeah

00:24:33.020 Really

00:24:33.360 Greece

00:24:33.720 Did you have Greeks down

00:24:34.700 There's no Greeks down

00:24:35.680 In Louisiana

00:24:36.120 We never had a Greek here

00:24:37.340 We never had a Greek

00:24:39.380 On the show

00:24:39.620 Never

00:24:40.220 Yeah

00:24:41.080 Never

00:24:41.800 We've had a

00:24:42.500 We got a charter

00:24:43.060 Who you know

00:24:44.240 People

00:24:44.800 Or we have put pens

00:24:45.920 In a place from

00:24:46.560 Different countries

00:24:47.180 People come from

00:24:48.040 Well I'm glad to diversify

00:24:49.660 Yeah I'm glad to

00:24:50.320 Represent for a whole nation

00:24:51.960 There's not

00:24:52.740 So your mother

00:24:54.700 Came from Greece

00:24:55.560 My mother came here

00:24:56.880 She was like

00:24:58.360 Kind of a refugee

00:24:59.220 After World War II

00:25:00.120 My mother was old

00:25:01.060 She had me when she was

00:25:02.140 In her 40s

00:25:02.720 Which is a real

00:25:03.220 Today shit thing to do

00:25:04.580 She did it back then

00:25:05.860 And so she just

00:25:07.140 Recently passed away

00:25:08.080 But she yeah

00:25:08.860 She was there

00:25:09.360 During the Nazi occupation

00:25:10.720 And she was there

00:25:12.280 Yeah

00:25:13.140 For World War II

00:25:14.140 And then she immigrated here

00:25:15.420 So my mother was born there

00:25:16.400 My father was born in Brooklyn

00:25:17.640 But his parents were born

00:25:19.100 Over there in the old world

00:25:20.880 As we call it

00:25:21.900 Wow

00:25:22.460 As white people call it

00:25:23.340 The old world

00:25:23.980 Yeah

00:25:24.340 Yeah Europe

00:25:25.040 You know

00:25:25.420 So I'm a

00:25:27.080 One and a half

00:25:28.120 First generation

00:25:30.560 I'm a recent

00:25:31.420 I'm a recent

00:25:32.120 I'm recently American

00:25:33.160 Damn

00:25:33.740 So you weren't

00:25:34.560 You weren't

00:25:35.480 A hundred percent wrong

00:25:36.680 You weren't a hundred percent right

00:25:38.100 You were more right than wrong

00:25:39.800 Oh thanks man

00:25:40.860 Yeah

00:25:40.940 Yeah I mean

00:25:41.520 You smelled something

00:25:43.080 Well I just

00:25:44.640 And I think it's probably

00:25:45.960 Yeah just the name

00:25:47.100 People are like

00:25:47.640 Oh what's going on here

00:25:48.860 Yeah

00:25:49.180 You know

00:25:49.520 It's interesting

00:25:50.180 Theo Vaughn

00:25:50.660 I don't know you

00:25:51.160 I'm thinking

00:25:51.580 Black guy

00:25:52.500 Yeah

00:25:52.960 Linebacker

00:25:53.680 Something

00:25:54.560 Cause Vaughn

00:25:55.980 Boom

00:25:56.760 And then I see you

00:25:57.580 Theo Vaughn

00:25:58.260 Your name doesn't seem very

00:25:59.980 Doesn't match you either

00:26:01.800 Where's your name come from

00:26:02.840 Well my father's from Nicaragua

00:26:04.420 My mother's from actually

00:26:06.080 Illinois

00:26:08.020 So

00:26:09.780 Your mother's

00:26:10.960 Wow

00:26:11.520 Nicaragua's in there

00:26:12.540 So we got

00:26:13.660 And yeah

00:26:15.680 And then my father was part

00:26:16.720 I think Pontiac Indian as well

00:26:18.360 So we had some good

00:26:19.920 It's you know something

00:26:20.780 A little bit of here and there

00:26:22.260 Kind of

00:26:22.700 You know

00:26:23.240 Should we

00:26:24.120 The Pontiac car

00:26:25.320 Is catching no heat

00:26:26.820 I mean it's like

00:26:28.080 The Cleveland Indians

00:26:29.260 Are catching heat

00:26:29.980 The Washington Redskins

00:26:31.940 Are catching heat

00:26:32.600 Yeah

00:26:32.940 The Pontiac car

00:26:33.940 Is still floating

00:26:34.900 Bring up a Pontiac

00:26:35.860 If you can brother

00:26:36.520 Yeah

00:26:36.760 I mean

00:26:37.240 Is cancel culture

00:26:38.440 Going to get to that

00:26:39.220 It should

00:26:40.280 When you think of

00:26:41.360 How many things

00:26:42.740 Are named after

00:26:44.160 Native American stuff

00:26:45.380 It's like you really

00:26:46.080 And I can't think of them

00:26:47.240 Right now

00:26:47.600 Tomahawk steak

00:26:48.420 Oh

00:26:48.900 Yeah

00:26:49.540 It's a lot brother

00:26:50.700 Let me ask you this question

00:26:51.800 As far as

00:26:52.720 The Cleveland Indians

00:26:54.200 What's worse sounding to you

00:26:55.480 The Cleveland Indians

00:26:56.300 Or the Cleveland Browns

00:26:57.920 Cleveland Browns

00:26:59.060 Sounds a lot more

00:26:59.760 Like a slur

00:27:00.340 To me

00:27:00.860 Oh that's a good point

00:27:02.260 I hate these browns

00:27:03.080 Oh yeah

00:27:03.660 I hate these fucking browns

00:27:04.480 I hate the browns every year

00:27:05.920 Sounds a lot worse than

00:27:07.200 I hate the Cleveland Indians

00:27:08.860 Yeah look at these Indians

00:27:10.080 Look at these Indians

00:27:10.860 Whereas look at these browns

00:27:12.340 Or these

00:27:12.740 Indias

00:27:13.540 These Indias

00:27:14.500 Yeah I mean look

00:27:17.700 I love a racial slur

00:27:18.800 Honestly

00:27:19.240 And

00:27:19.880 Who doesn't

00:27:20.940 If it's said in jest

00:27:22.760 Yeah

00:27:24.060 Bro even if

00:27:25.080 Here's the best

00:27:25.740 If you're walking down the street

00:27:26.920 Somebody yells it

00:27:27.960 You don't see who yells it

00:27:29.160 It's fucking great

00:27:31.020 Yeah

00:27:31.840 If somebody like

00:27:32.880 Is point blank

00:27:33.760 Like ripping

00:27:34.300 Somebody

00:27:34.540 That's fucked up dude

00:27:35.760 Yeah

00:27:36.080 But somebody's using

00:27:36.940 Somebody you know

00:27:37.620 Drives by and they yell it

00:27:39.140 Bro

00:27:39.380 Fucking you know

00:27:40.620 Yeah

00:27:41.240 It's a

00:27:42.160 That enhances your day

00:27:43.720 Oh

00:27:44.260 Kurt Metzger has the best

00:27:45.960 Slur I've heard for Greeks ever

00:27:47.620 Is that my phone

00:27:48.360 I apologize

00:27:49.000 Jesus Christ

00:27:49.720 It's my special needs brother

00:27:50.920 Time for your daughter

00:27:51.920 To wake up

00:27:52.600 Kurt Metzger has the best

00:27:55.120 Slur for Greeks

00:27:55.840 That I've ever heard

00:27:56.500 Because there's

00:27:56.900 There's not many

00:27:58.000 And he just

00:27:59.340 One time he was doing

00:28:00.760 This stand up set

00:28:01.540 It's online

00:28:02.220 Somewhere

00:28:02.860 But he just goes

00:28:03.680 He was dating a Greek girl

00:28:04.860 And her dad didn't approve

00:28:06.340 As Greek dads usually don't

00:28:08.000 Of anyone

00:28:08.660 Greeks hit everybody

00:28:09.640 Wow

00:28:10.020 And he just goes

00:28:10.600 Can you believe that dude

00:28:11.560 A diner monkey

00:28:13.120 From ass fuck island

00:28:14.540 And I was like

00:28:15.840 That's the best

00:28:17.740 That's the best slur

00:28:19.680 Diner monkey

00:28:21.140 From ass fuck island

00:28:22.200 Doesn't get better than that

00:28:23.200 So that's what I am

00:28:24.040 I like that

00:28:24.740 Yeah

00:28:25.200 Wow

00:28:25.740 Because we do

00:28:27.080 Diners is like

00:28:28.100 That's like the

00:28:29.140 Greek passport

00:28:30.040 Into America

00:28:30.820 And why is it

00:28:31.860 Because of all the dishes

00:28:32.640 And stuff

00:28:33.080 Because y'all guys

00:28:33.560 Dishes is a big part

00:28:34.880 Of y'all's culture

00:28:35.400 Yeah maybe that's why

00:28:36.800 I never thought of it

00:28:37.660 Maybe it's because

00:28:38.680 Access to dishes

00:28:39.900 That's the first time

00:28:40.940 I've heard that theory

00:28:41.740 Huh

00:28:42.440 You came up with that

00:28:43.300 In a split second too

00:28:44.580 Well it's

00:28:45.860 I guess the only thing

00:28:46.600 Because we throw them

00:28:47.000 We throw them

00:28:47.740 Right it's part of the

00:28:48.400 It's like a tradition

00:28:49.260 Yeah

00:28:49.640 So yeah I don't know

00:28:50.700 That much about Greeks man

00:28:52.300 Is that

00:28:54.960 We got a healthy history man

00:28:56.880 Oh well I know

00:28:57.620 I've seen a lot of the artwork

00:28:58.820 And stuff like that

00:28:59.780 Yeah

00:29:00.000 Now that's beautiful

00:29:00.960 Low penises though

00:29:02.040 A lot of statues

00:29:02.860 Low penises

00:29:03.440 Really

00:29:03.820 Oh they didn't really

00:29:04.540 They saved cement huh

00:29:05.960 Yeah

00:29:07.340 When they got around there

00:29:08.860 Yeah

00:29:09.180 I don't know why they did that

00:29:10.840 But all the penises

00:29:12.100 Are really small

00:29:12.940 In the old statues

00:29:13.800 Well do Greek girls

00:29:14.920 Have big butts

00:29:15.580 I think a lot of the

00:29:16.620 Penis size of the

00:29:17.600 Males of a culture

00:29:18.460 Has to do with the size

00:29:19.520 If you have to reach

00:29:20.700 The vagina of the woman

00:29:22.080 You know

00:29:22.560 You're coming up

00:29:25.960 With some theories

00:29:26.540 That I haven't thought about

00:29:27.460 So you're saying

00:29:28.240 You were saying

00:29:29.240 Without saying

00:29:30.020 Correct me if I'm wrong

00:29:31.380 Yeah

00:29:31.720 You're saying without saying

00:29:32.860 Black dudes got big dicks

00:29:34.720 Cause black girls

00:29:35.820 Got big asses

00:29:36.800 And to be able

00:29:37.900 To reach the vagina

00:29:38.980 They have to

00:29:39.780 So it kind of evolved that way

00:29:41.380 I think so

00:29:42.560 I mean

00:29:42.820 Makes sense

00:29:43.800 Yeah I mean

00:29:44.960 When I think about

00:29:46.040 A lot of times

00:29:46.600 If I think about

00:29:47.280 Having sex with a black girl

00:29:48.180 It's like

00:29:48.580 Well I mean

00:29:49.740 All this

00:29:50.460 Certainly depends

00:29:51.700 But it's like

00:29:53.060 I couldn't do it

00:29:54.780 You got

00:29:55.080 Your dick has to wear lifts

00:29:56.240 Yeah

00:29:56.780 To get there

00:29:57.300 Yeah

00:29:57.600 You gotta get another

00:30:00.180 Dick's shoulders

00:30:00.880 A lot of yoga

00:30:01.960 Yeah

00:30:02.460 My dick's gonna need

00:30:03.580 To be like

00:30:03.920 One of the ones

00:30:04.380 With like two kids

00:30:05.260 In a top coat

00:30:06.560 Like oh I'm here

00:30:07.880 To let my kid

00:30:08.500 Go on the field trip

00:30:09.420 Yeah

00:30:09.780 Yeah

00:30:10.320 Oh my god

00:30:11.460 And Chinese

00:30:12.520 Asian

00:30:13.360 No butts

00:30:14.680 No butts

00:30:15.420 And also

00:30:16.320 Corresponding

00:30:17.860 Correlated

00:30:18.640 Yeah hypothetically

00:30:19.900 Hypothetically

00:30:20.720 But we all know

00:30:21.320 It's true

00:30:21.680 Little are penises

00:30:22.540 Yeah

00:30:23.020 Holy shit

00:30:24.400 Maybe

00:30:24.720 Because yeah

00:30:26.060 I mean

00:30:26.280 It's just like

00:30:26.920 About nature

00:30:27.540 Like a hummingbird

00:30:28.580 Has to have that beak

00:30:31.160 Because it has to be able

00:30:32.120 To

00:30:32.360 You know what I'm saying

00:30:35.620 But it's not right

00:30:36.540 So

00:30:37.860 I think you might

00:30:38.860 Have just lost confidence

00:30:39.700 In it

00:30:39.960 You might

00:30:40.220 I mean

00:30:40.580 You might have

00:30:41.000 You might have

00:30:41.360 Been going somewhere

00:30:42.100 Yeah

00:30:42.900 Hummingbird has

00:30:43.520 To have a beak

00:30:44.160 Because it just

00:30:45.180 You know

00:30:45.540 It gets in a certain

00:30:46.360 Type of flowers

00:30:47.100 And it's like

00:30:47.460 The deep ones

00:30:48.180 Was that the moment

00:30:48.820 When you realized

00:30:49.360 You didn't know

00:30:50.000 That much about

00:30:50.540 Hummingbirds

00:30:51.080 I think it's the moment

00:30:52.840 I realized

00:30:53.240 I didn't know that much

00:30:54.140 Yeah

00:30:54.480 You had enough

00:30:55.680 Knowledge to get you

00:30:56.540 To that point

00:30:57.140 Yeah

00:30:57.460 And then you're like

00:30:58.140 What else do they do

00:30:59.120 Yeah I'm done

00:30:59.860 Yeah I'm done with that

00:31:00.780 What

00:31:01.540 Okay so you got

00:31:03.280 Started in New York

00:31:03.860 I just wanna

00:31:04.340 I know a lot of people

00:31:05.200 Know you

00:31:05.480 But I wanna make sure

00:31:06.120 That my audience knows you

00:31:07.280 I appreciate that

00:31:07.900 I forget that sometimes

00:31:08.840 Like even though

00:31:09.680 Like I have some knowledge

00:31:10.900 Of someone

00:31:11.740 Or you know

00:31:12.640 I know that they're

00:31:13.320 A great comedian

00:31:14.060 Or

00:31:14.420 But my audience

00:31:16.200 Doesn't know

00:31:16.640 So you started out

00:31:17.460 In New York

00:31:18.120 Started out in New York

00:31:18.920 You grew up there

00:31:19.480 I grew up in Brooklyn

00:31:20.360 New York

00:31:21.040 Greek American

00:31:22.420 I grew up

00:31:23.480 I started there

00:31:24.800 Long time ago

00:31:26.560 Quit for a while

00:31:28.080 Had some things happen

00:31:30.120 And you know

00:31:31.600 Trauma and things like that

00:31:33.140 My head's all messed up

00:31:34.800 Which is a constant challenge

00:31:36.840 And then I got back into it

00:31:39.080 And I started doing

00:31:40.660 Stand up consistently

00:31:41.580 Donnell Rawlings

00:31:42.320 Was really the guy

00:31:42.860 Who got me into comedy

00:31:44.080 Like stand up

00:31:45.780 Got me back in

00:31:46.700 After I quit

00:31:47.320 And I was doing sketch too

00:31:49.340 And I did some viral characters

00:31:51.020 On YouTube

00:31:52.040 Early in YouTube

00:31:54.380 And I started touring

00:31:56.560 Doing those

00:31:57.300 But always was a stand up

00:31:58.700 I started as a stand up

00:31:59.800 And I've been doing it

00:32:01.100 You know

00:32:01.360 On and off

00:32:02.180 Cause I took some time off

00:32:03.660 You know

00:32:04.200 Like

00:32:04.500 I'd say close to 20 years

00:32:07.180 Man

00:32:07.360 50-20 years

00:32:08.160 I've been around

00:32:08.700 I'm like the Bull Durham

00:32:10.040 Even when I did New Faces

00:32:11.960 In Montreal

00:32:12.480 Which is like comics

00:32:13.280 That's like when the industry

00:32:14.240 Takes a look at you

00:32:15.160 Or whatever

00:32:15.500 I was like

00:32:16.800 I was like the dude

00:32:17.780 I mean

00:32:18.120 I was in

00:32:18.460 What was I

00:32:18.960 I was in my late 30s

00:32:20.600 I felt like Bull Durham

00:32:21.580 Yeah

00:32:22.060 Everybody else

00:32:22.780 Was these young prospects

00:32:23.840 And I'm like

00:32:24.380 I was like an old catcher

00:32:25.680 Been around

00:32:26.480 You know

00:32:26.820 Yeah

00:32:27.160 You got Icy Hot on

00:32:28.520 Before the show

00:32:29.320 Yeah

00:32:29.660 I had like

00:32:30.300 I have little tricks

00:32:31.100 Oil here

00:32:31.780 Like the dude from Major League

00:32:33.020 The old reliever

00:32:33.880 Yeah you're like

00:32:34.880 Oh

00:32:35.060 The guy after you's like

00:32:36.140 Oh why does this mic have sap on it

00:32:37.840 Yeah

00:32:38.600 I'm like

00:32:38.880 That's an old timer trick

00:32:40.260 You know

00:32:40.700 Wow

00:32:41.560 So when you took time off

00:32:43.880 What did you think

00:32:44.980 Cause I had a spot

00:32:46.700 Where I think

00:32:47.160 For probably about

00:32:47.840 Seven months

00:32:48.680 I took off

00:32:49.360 I just felt

00:32:50.200 Like I wasn't

00:32:51.140 Maybe

00:32:51.500 I didn't know

00:32:51.880 What I was doing

00:32:52.620 Was there a reason

00:32:53.860 That you took some time off

00:32:54.860 Or was

00:32:55.140 Yeah

00:32:55.640 So I

00:32:56.420 I got shot

00:32:58.040 Early on

00:32:58.740 I started

00:32:59.380 Doing comedy

00:33:00.420 In 2000

00:33:01.800 I got shot

00:33:03.500 In 2001

00:33:04.320 By a gun

00:33:04.900 By a gun

00:33:05.800 Yeah

00:33:05.980 No way

00:33:06.640 Yeah

00:33:06.960 Yeah

00:33:07.340 Wow

00:33:07.660 And what did it feel like

00:33:08.680 It burns

00:33:09.340 It's hot

00:33:09.900 It's just hot

00:33:11.360 You don't think about that

00:33:12.180 Yeah it's hot

00:33:12.820 You don't

00:33:13.660 You know

00:33:14.120 Your body takes care

00:33:15.200 Of you like

00:33:15.560 Chemicals

00:33:16.260 Whatever that is

00:33:17.120 For the pain

00:33:17.660 And like

00:33:18.040 Your body releases shit

00:33:20.180 That kind of

00:33:20.660 That's DMT daddy

00:33:21.720 Yeah it's DMT

00:33:22.780 I guess

00:33:23.700 But then afterwards

00:33:24.780 When all that adrenaline

00:33:25.800 Adrenaline

00:33:26.320 And also adrenaline

00:33:27.000 When the adrenaline dies down

00:33:28.120 It's just heat

00:33:29.040 It's hot

00:33:29.900 You can actually see smoke

00:33:31.120 Coming out of the hole

00:33:31.740 Like a little bit of smoke

00:33:32.700 Yeah

00:33:33.040 Yeah

00:33:34.020 Damn

00:33:34.460 And so that was fine though

00:33:36.380 I went night in the hospital

00:33:37.620 I got shot like

00:33:38.760 Close to

00:33:39.380 You know

00:33:39.860 My dick and ass

00:33:40.680 Did you really?

00:33:41.560 Yeah

00:33:41.800 Like right here

00:33:42.520 Yeah

00:33:43.160 Ooh

00:33:43.640 And you could see smoke coming out?

00:33:45.000 So for a second

00:33:45.760 Yeah you could see a little smoke coming out

00:33:47.100 When they cut my plastic pants off of me

00:33:48.780 Jogging pants

00:33:49.480 Or whatever you call them

00:33:50.160 Like your femur's fucking vaping

00:33:51.700 In the air

00:33:52.100 Yeah

00:33:52.760 That's crazy

00:33:53.340 That's what it looked like

00:33:54.180 And then you feel the heat

00:33:56.960 And then a little sting

00:33:58.100 When all the chemical

00:33:59.120 When all the whatever

00:33:59.920 Adrenaline rushes

00:34:00.940 Comes down

00:34:01.720 I just got lucky

00:34:02.440 It didn't hit an artery

00:34:03.240 Or anything like that

00:34:04.040 But you know

00:34:04.980 That wasn't

00:34:05.960 The problem was

00:34:07.180 Was the panic attacks

00:34:08.720 That started afterwards

00:34:09.660 Like sort of the PTSD

00:34:10.700 That

00:34:11.140 I didn't know what it was

00:34:12.960 And so I started having

00:34:13.720 Like these panic attacks

00:34:14.740 And it was related

00:34:15.760 To the trauma from that

00:34:16.720 Like just walking around

00:34:17.660 Being scared

00:34:18.160 Like oh shit

00:34:18.620 That happened to me

00:34:19.140 It could happen any moment

00:34:19.920 And I didn't know what it was

00:34:21.300 So I just dealt with it for a while

00:34:22.440 I didn't know what trauma was

00:34:23.660 Or what was going on

00:34:24.500 I would just get on a train

00:34:25.640 In New York

00:34:26.460 And I would just start bugging out

00:34:27.600 And like hyperventilating

00:34:28.640 Wow

00:34:29.060 And then not knowing why

00:34:30.820 Is like my subconscious

00:34:31.960 So I'm going

00:34:32.420 What the fuck is going on

00:34:33.640 And I just lived like that

00:34:34.980 For a while

00:34:35.440 And so I quit comedy

00:34:36.980 Because I'd get up on stage

00:34:38.680 And I'd have these

00:34:39.220 Massive panic attacks

00:34:40.380 Oh

00:34:40.720 You're making me panic

00:34:42.240 Yeah

00:34:42.660 Right now

00:34:43.440 It was a weird time

00:34:44.400 And then I just kind of quit

00:34:45.900 Started doing social work

00:34:47.060 I did 9-11 disaster relief

00:34:48.440 For a while

00:34:48.960 And Don L. Rawlings

00:34:50.620 Like I said

00:34:51.020 Was the guy who

00:34:51.760 Kind of pulled me in

00:34:52.660 He saw me once

00:34:53.560 Thought I was funny

00:34:55.480 And then he had a room

00:34:57.040 On the Upper East Side

00:34:58.220 In New York City

00:34:58.860 Every Tuesday or Wednesday

00:35:00.280 Called Marion Square

00:35:01.840 And I would get up there

00:35:02.680 Once a week

00:35:03.460 And then Chappelle's show

00:35:05.360 This was about 2005-06

00:35:06.640 Chappelle's show took off

00:35:07.460 He took me on the road

00:35:08.280 With him, Charlie

00:35:09.080 It was Bill Burr

00:35:10.680 For a little bit

00:35:11.300 Then Christian Finnegan

00:35:12.540 From the show

00:35:13.340 Yeah

00:35:13.880 And that was real nice of him

00:35:15.700 So I always

00:35:16.280 I always owe him for that

00:35:18.680 I always like

00:35:19.460 You know

00:35:20.140 It was a real nice thing

00:35:20.920 For like you know

00:35:21.580 A comic to be like

00:35:22.440 Hey you're funny

00:35:23.000 And then like

00:35:23.540 Try to help me

00:35:24.800 Which he did

00:35:25.540 I'd sell his posters

00:35:26.960 And I'd do five minutes

00:35:28.480 And it was nice to also

00:35:29.640 Go on the road

00:35:30.420 And see success

00:35:31.540 Because I had never seen

00:35:33.040 Anyone like make it

00:35:34.180 And I knew Donnell

00:35:35.220 Before he made it

00:35:35.960 And then like

00:35:36.420 I saw his outfit change

00:35:37.720 Yeah

00:35:38.320 And I saw him go

00:35:38.940 From Timbo's

00:35:39.700 To like

00:35:40.140 A higher priced

00:35:41.840 Higher priced shoe

00:35:43.440 Yeah

00:35:43.980 Like the outfit change

00:35:45.120 That's where you can tell

00:35:45.880 Money in comedy

00:35:46.880 I've seen

00:35:47.180 I've seen it with

00:35:47.700 A lot of my friends now

00:35:48.640 Really?

00:35:49.320 Yeah

00:35:49.480 Even Tim Dillon's gone

00:35:50.440 From like

00:35:50.960 Bin Basket Polo

00:35:52.920 Yeah

00:35:53.280 To like Balenciago

00:35:54.580 Or some Italian name

00:35:55.460 I can't even pronounce

00:35:56.200 Wow

00:35:56.560 Without sounding like

00:35:57.240 I'm from New York

00:35:57.700 Too much

00:35:58.180 Yeah

00:35:59.040 It's just

00:35:59.400 It's an outfit change

00:36:00.580 Now did you

00:36:01.740 I'm gonna go through

00:36:02.600 A little bit of that

00:36:03.060 So yeah

00:36:03.580 With the trauma stuff

00:36:04.680 Did you know

00:36:05.440 That it was part of

00:36:06.980 Like did you

00:36:09.660 So you felt a lot of anxiety

00:36:10.820 I'm guessing

00:36:11.300 Like uncomfort

00:36:11.920 But were you able

00:36:12.760 But were you able

00:36:12.780 To relate immediately

00:36:13.840 That it was because

00:36:14.700 Of the gunshot thing

00:36:15.860 No

00:36:16.100 It took me

00:36:16.560 Wow

00:36:16.680 I had to go to therapy

00:36:17.420 Finally I went to therapy

00:36:18.600 I just was like

00:36:19.260 Muscling through it

00:36:20.720 Not knowing

00:36:21.900 Like I

00:36:22.340 It was kind of

00:36:23.360 Emasculating for it to happen

00:36:24.740 Be like

00:36:25.000 Why am I so scared

00:36:26.340 I would freeze up

00:36:27.880 I would like

00:36:28.680 I wouldn't be

00:36:29.240 There was one time

00:36:29.840 I thought I was having

00:36:30.880 A heart attack

00:36:31.320 And I couldn't move

00:36:32.180 And my whole body

00:36:33.320 Just kind of froze

00:36:34.140 I couldn't move

00:36:35.020 I guess that's what

00:36:35.860 They call scared stiff

00:36:37.020 And I told my friend

00:36:39.320 I was with my friend

00:36:39.820 On the train

00:36:40.240 And I was like

00:36:40.600 Call the ambulance

00:36:41.180 I'm having a heart attack

00:36:42.080 And they came

00:36:43.080 And they were like

00:36:43.560 You're fine

00:36:44.260 Like what

00:36:44.740 They took all my vitals

00:36:46.020 And I was like

00:36:46.440 I was like

00:36:47.420 Because you don't feel fine

00:36:48.760 So you're going like

00:36:49.220 You must be wrong

00:36:50.000 You must be wrong

00:36:50.800 I'm dying

00:36:51.900 And I wasn't

00:36:52.940 And it was just

00:36:53.440 These panic attacks

00:36:54.360 That would happen

00:36:55.500 And I really didn't

00:36:57.420 Have a reprieve from them

00:36:58.600 I didn't really get away from them

00:37:00.220 Until I started going to therapy

00:37:01.340 Therapy works

00:37:02.220 If you got issues

00:37:03.300 I recommend therapy

00:37:04.480 Yeah

00:37:05.280 Yeah I recommend therapy

00:37:06.600 And were you able

00:37:08.580 So how did they

00:37:09.500 What was the process

00:37:10.400 Kind of of relating

00:37:11.280 Of figuring out

00:37:12.700 That that was it

00:37:13.660 It was

00:37:14.500 Sitting with a therapist

00:37:16.480 She was a female therapist

00:37:18.420 I was attracted to her

00:37:19.760 So

00:37:20.700 Did you tell her that?

00:37:22.080 I didn't tell her that

00:37:23.060 Which felt like

00:37:23.600 I wasn't being

00:37:24.540 Open in therapy

00:37:26.640 You know

00:37:27.660 Because that must have been a thing

00:37:28.880 Like a mommy issue

00:37:29.800 Or something

00:37:30.240 But because of that

00:37:31.620 I was just more

00:37:32.480 I don't know

00:37:34.540 I was more vulnerable

00:37:35.380 Open

00:37:35.940 Like guys

00:37:36.640 You're always a little standoffish

00:37:38.020 When you sit with a guy

00:37:38.800 You're like

00:37:39.020 Fuck you're a guy

00:37:39.700 Like I don't

00:37:40.280 I gotta

00:37:40.600 I can't be vulnerable

00:37:42.100 Around a guy

00:37:42.720 You always gotta be a guy

00:37:43.520 But a woman

00:37:43.960 You just kinda

00:37:44.520 You can act a little more

00:37:45.740 Like a woman

00:37:46.260 And talk about your feelings

00:37:47.780 Right

00:37:48.220 So I was able to

00:37:49.620 Something about her

00:37:50.940 Opened me up

00:37:52.340 And I was able to talk about it

00:37:54.000 And I got over the fact

00:37:56.460 That I wanted to sleep with her

00:37:57.520 Maybe it's because of the connection

00:37:59.020 You know

00:37:59.440 We're comics

00:38:00.420 We're all fucked up

00:38:01.180 We got walls up

00:38:02.000 There's reasons why we

00:38:02.900 Stand on wood planks

00:38:04.200 For chicken fingers

00:38:05.020 For ten years

00:38:05.720 To have strangers

00:38:06.960 Give us

00:38:08.420 You know

00:38:09.560 It's cause we didn't get

00:38:10.420 Something else

00:38:11.040 So there's walls up

00:38:12.660 But she was able to

00:38:13.320 Take those down

00:38:14.000 And she was beautiful too

00:38:15.140 God

00:38:15.600 Her legs was the problem

00:38:17.160 If she wore pants more

00:38:18.840 But maybe that's what

00:38:20.580 Opened me up

00:38:21.200 I was always distracted

00:38:22.360 With her legs

00:38:23.060 Oh yeah

00:38:23.880 Yeah they were

00:38:24.460 Just nice

00:38:25.340 Oh I noticed

00:38:26.360 I'll be involved in anything

00:38:27.700 Do not hear a set of

00:38:28.640 High heels in the distance

00:38:29.500 And I have no control

00:38:30.920 Over my ability

00:38:32.220 To zone out of

00:38:33.420 Whatever

00:38:33.860 Is going on

00:38:36.680 So the

00:38:37.100 The sound of high heels

00:38:38.620 Yeah and it's not even

00:38:39.920 About sex

00:38:40.380 It's just the idea

00:38:41.440 That a woman

00:38:43.240 Could be around

00:38:44.300 You know I think

00:38:45.040 When I was young

00:38:45.600 I didn't get that care

00:38:46.820 And so it was like

00:38:47.580 This simple idea

00:38:48.460 That a woman

00:38:49.020 Could be coming around

00:38:50.220 To give me some type

00:38:51.280 Of care or affection

00:38:52.340 Oh

00:38:52.820 Like it's like

00:38:54.400 There's a part of me

00:38:55.080 That just cannot help

00:38:56.520 But go and listen for that

00:38:59.360 Listen to that

00:39:00.200 I read it the wrong way

00:39:01.560 I was reading it

00:39:02.900 Like a predator

00:39:04.560 Hearing prey

00:39:05.340 Like you know

00:39:05.960 Oh no

00:39:06.680 Like a coyote

00:39:07.580 Hearing like movement

00:39:08.560 In the brush

00:39:09.280 Oh no

00:39:09.900 No yours was more

00:39:11.520 Of like a nurturing thing

00:39:13.180 You need it

00:39:13.560 Yeah

00:39:13.780 Yeah I think that's

00:39:15.060 Where that kind of

00:39:15.620 Yeah with chicks

00:39:16.240 For me is

00:39:16.920 That's the first part of it

00:39:18.120 Do you like to suck tit

00:39:18.940 Did you

00:39:19.320 Were you breast fed

00:39:20.200 About a small breast

00:39:22.720 So you

00:39:24.300 Do you like

00:39:24.880 When you get a big one

00:39:25.720 Do you just

00:39:26.220 Oh I definitely

00:39:28.900 I have

00:39:31.060 I've overstayed my welcome

00:39:32.140 Yeah

00:39:32.680 On a big tit

00:39:33.840 This is like the second

00:39:34.640 Or third time already

00:39:35.440 In this podcast

00:39:36.380 You've said something

00:39:37.420 Without saying something

00:39:38.260 And I picked up on it

00:39:39.200 The first one was

00:39:40.280 But now I know

00:39:40.860 You were basically saying

00:39:41.800 Your mom had small breasts

00:39:42.980 Oh my mom knows it

00:39:44.100 Yeah

00:39:44.320 If she the one

00:39:45.260 Who breastfed

00:39:45.720 Was it your mom

00:39:46.280 Who breastfed you

00:39:46.960 I

00:39:47.520 Sometimes another woman

00:39:49.080 Will get in there

00:39:49.800 In like African villages

00:39:51.060 Yeah

00:39:51.400 No my sister's aunts

00:39:53.120 My sister's cousin-in-law

00:39:54.800 They would breastfeed

00:39:55.740 Each other's children

00:39:56.440 The

00:39:57.200 But I believe

00:39:58.680 That my mother did it

00:39:59.560 As far as I know

00:40:00.660 Right

00:40:01.040 But yeah

00:40:01.400 Small breast

00:40:02.200 You never shake

00:40:03.820 The trauma

00:40:04.620 From breastfeeding

00:40:06.540 Out of a small breast

00:40:07.360 You never

00:40:08.380 The fucking

00:40:08.880 Just the rattle

00:40:09.700 Just trying to

00:40:10.740 Rattle a drop

00:40:11.820 Of milk

00:40:12.260 Out of something

00:40:12.760 So small

00:40:13.300 It's insane

00:40:13.960 It's insane

00:40:15.060 That we let a child

00:40:15.880 Do it

00:40:16.580 It's insane

00:40:17.620 When you sit

00:40:18.160 Think about right now

00:40:19.140 A kid

00:40:19.720 Like a lowercase

00:40:21.500 A cup

00:40:22.100 I just imagine

00:40:23.080 You not being able

00:40:23.880 To find anything

00:40:25.020 You're trying to grab

00:40:25.940 You just

00:40:26.440 You know

00:40:26.960 You're just hitting

00:40:27.600 The bag

00:40:28.160 You just

00:40:28.520 You know

00:40:28.880 And there's

00:40:29.240 Nothing in there

00:40:30.260 You're like a wall climber

00:40:31.320 Looking for

00:40:32.080 Somewhere to put

00:40:33.060 Your fingers

00:40:33.500 And there's just

00:40:33.960 Nothing

00:40:34.300 It's just a flat wall

00:40:35.540 It's traumatic

00:40:40.460 It's definitely

00:40:41.120 Exactly what you said

00:40:41.860 It's traumatic

00:40:42.420 Crazy that you

00:40:43.360 Remember that too

00:40:44.220 Even though there was

00:40:44.720 No video evidence

00:40:45.580 Well I do believe

00:40:46.980 That when I start to

00:40:48.100 I can feel

00:40:49.340 The desperation of it

00:40:50.920 And the why

00:40:51.940 Isn't there something there

00:40:53.260 So you remember

00:40:54.280 The feeling

00:40:54.920 Not necessarily the facts

00:40:56.340 Well I think

00:40:57.040 I always have that feeling

00:40:58.600 Right

00:40:59.060 Something

00:40:59.500 I'm missing something

00:41:00.460 Something isn't available

00:41:01.780 Right

00:41:02.380 Something isn't

00:41:04.500 Complete

00:41:05.040 Right

00:41:05.660 So I just take it back

00:41:07.100 To usually things like that

00:41:08.280 Probably

00:41:08.640 And not specifically

00:41:09.580 Breastfeeding

00:41:10.200 But just the feminine

00:41:12.080 Connect me to

00:41:13.260 You know

00:41:13.800 Connecting to a feminine

00:41:14.860 A feminine

00:41:16.160 Across the board

00:41:17.480 Yeah

00:41:17.860 You know

00:41:18.460 But

00:41:18.920 Do you want things

00:41:21.460 To be complete

00:41:22.180 Like

00:41:23.160 Isn't

00:41:23.860 Being alive

00:41:24.720 Is kind of incomplete

00:41:25.740 We're only complete

00:41:26.980 When we die

00:41:27.560 And we you know

00:41:28.160 God willing

00:41:29.560 We go out

00:41:30.060 We go to the party

00:41:30.880 You know

00:41:31.260 Yeah

00:41:31.840 Yeah I just think

00:41:33.660 If your foundation

00:41:34.440 Has a

00:41:34.860 You know

00:41:35.140 If you got all the

00:41:35.840 Stair steps

00:41:36.580 And you can get

00:41:37.060 Onto the porch

00:41:37.700 You know

00:41:38.120 Yeah

00:41:38.540 And so I always feel

00:41:39.420 Like we fucking

00:41:40.240 Just had a pile of wood

00:41:41.220 Right there

00:41:41.680 No nails

00:41:43.240 No plan

00:41:45.040 That analogy

00:41:45.840 Was very

00:41:46.320 Like

00:41:47.160 That was like

00:41:48.120 Your background

00:41:48.740 You were like

00:41:49.280 You saw a porch

00:41:50.120 You went to stairs

00:41:50.960 I would have gone

00:41:51.840 Like elevator

00:41:52.520 Push the button

00:41:53.460 Oh wow

00:41:54.040 Yeah

00:41:54.300 Were you guys

00:41:54.800 Pretty well off

00:41:55.400 Growing up

00:41:56.140 We were okay

00:41:57.120 We were okay

00:41:58.200 Yeah I was

00:41:58.740 My friends had less money

00:42:00.400 My parents were both lawyers

00:42:01.860 Oh wow

00:42:02.660 Really

00:42:03.020 Yeah but they made

00:42:03.840 Like a hundred thousand dollars

00:42:05.620 Which back then

00:42:06.720 Was like a lot of money

00:42:07.900 Still a lot

00:42:08.760 Still a lot

00:42:09.400 I guess

00:42:09.740 It's still

00:42:10.080 But back then

00:42:10.700 I guess it was a lot

00:42:11.720 A lot

00:42:12.040 Oh yeah

00:42:12.640 Yeah

00:42:13.020 A hundred thousand

00:42:13.940 Back then man

00:42:14.800 That was almost as much

00:42:15.760 As you could have

00:42:16.380 It seemed like

00:42:16.900 I don't even think

00:42:17.480 It was possible

00:42:18.000 To have more than

00:42:18.540 A hundred thousand

00:42:19.080 Right

00:42:19.400 Somebody had a hundred thousand dollars

00:42:21.620 Yeah

00:42:21.960 I don't

00:42:22.500 You never heard of anyone

00:42:23.640 If someone had more

00:42:24.600 Than a hundred thousand dollars

00:42:25.500 Back then they hid it

00:42:26.540 They did not talk about it

00:42:27.880 They were yeah

00:42:28.600 They were doing something

00:42:29.800 Real illegal

00:42:30.480 Yeah

00:42:30.860 I think it feels like

00:42:31.520 The only way to get more

00:42:32.860 Than a hundred thousand

00:42:33.520 Was illegal

00:42:34.260 I felt like back then

00:42:35.480 There was like a cap back then

00:42:37.560 It seemed like it

00:42:38.720 Yeah

00:42:39.080 You know

00:42:39.620 So we were okay

00:42:42.040 We were pretty well off

00:42:43.080 Like I went to private school

00:42:44.360 Oh wow

00:42:44.960 So they had enough

00:42:45.540 To send me to private school

00:42:46.460 Yeah

00:42:46.760 But back then

00:42:47.580 Private school was like

00:42:48.380 You know

00:42:48.580 Ten grand a year

00:42:49.500 Fifteen grand a year

00:42:50.300 Something like that

00:42:50.900 It wasn't like now

00:42:51.920 Which is like

00:42:52.520 It's a lot

00:42:53.620 You gotta

00:42:53.980 You have to have a lot more

00:42:55.160 Than a hundred thousand dollars

00:42:56.060 To go to private school now

00:42:57.020 But all my friends

00:43:00.720 Went to public school

00:43:01.560 So they would just

00:43:02.760 They would always

00:43:03.380 That's good

00:43:03.620 Yeah

00:43:03.980 They would always steal money

00:43:05.020 Out of my dad's pocket

00:43:05.940 When he left his pants up

00:43:07.360 On the

00:43:07.840 And do Greeks

00:43:08.920 Yeah

00:43:09.400 Do Greeks carry a lot

00:43:10.660 I feel like Greeks carry

00:43:11.600 Like a lot of cash on them

00:43:13.060 Always cash

00:43:13.700 Paranoid people

00:43:14.560 Are they

00:43:15.340 Very paranoid defensive people

00:43:17.040 Yeah

00:43:17.300 They're

00:43:18.320 We were formally enslaved

00:43:20.000 By the Turks

00:43:20.660 I think all people

00:43:21.780 Who are like

00:43:23.240 You know

00:43:23.880 I think the Irish

00:43:24.540 Have it a little bit

00:43:25.180 Because the English

00:43:25.660 Fuck them

00:43:26.320 It is heartbreaking

00:43:27.280 Right

00:43:27.600 Like large scale

00:43:28.960 Think about it

00:43:29.520 Yeah

00:43:29.720 Because then all that trauma

00:43:30.780 Gets stuck in people

00:43:31.680 And then it's coming out

00:43:32.380 In crazy ways

00:43:33.300 You know

00:43:33.680 It's coming out

00:43:34.760 And some guy

00:43:35.200 Fucking you know

00:43:36.120 Beating somebody's face

00:43:37.460 In with a hard gyro

00:43:38.520 Over here

00:43:39.000 You know

00:43:39.760 Common crime

00:43:41.140 In the Greek community

00:43:41.900 It never ends

00:43:42.880 It never ends

00:43:43.660 The gyro gets

00:43:44.220 That's when

00:43:44.800 The air damage

00:43:45.940 We were talking about

00:43:46.660 Can happen to a gyro too

00:43:48.180 Yeah

00:43:48.580 Okay so now

00:43:51.160 You've been in New York

00:43:51.920 For a long time

00:43:52.560 You've done comedy

00:43:53.240 Over the years

00:43:53.960 You got shot

00:43:54.720 You took a break

00:43:55.620 Who shot you

00:43:56.480 Do you know

00:43:56.920 I do know who shot me

00:43:58.360 Yeah well I know

00:43:59.240 I don't know him

00:44:00.040 He's not like a

00:44:00.800 I didn't know him personally

00:44:01.720 But we had to go to trial

00:44:03.140 And everything

00:44:03.560 He pled not guilty

00:44:04.760 Oh

00:44:05.260 Yeah so I had to sit there

00:44:06.820 And testify

00:44:08.100 And yeah

00:44:09.900 It was just

00:44:11.000 It was an attempted robbery

00:44:12.400 Because I was with

00:44:13.180 The friend I was with

00:44:14.600 Was a promoter

00:44:15.500 So he carried a lot of

00:44:16.500 Cash with him

00:44:17.520 So I assume it was

00:44:18.280 An attempted robbery

00:44:19.100 Or carjacking

00:44:20.340 Or both

00:44:21.240 You know

00:44:22.140 And I was just

00:44:23.060 Wrong place

00:44:23.480 Wrong time

00:44:24.040 And I made the

00:44:25.000 Maybe the wrong

00:44:26.860 Decision

00:44:27.360 Or right

00:44:28.080 I mean

00:44:28.560 In that moment

00:44:29.860 You know

00:44:30.360 You're either like

00:44:30.940 Free

00:44:31.180 Like I just grabbed his arm

00:44:32.560 And tried to get it away

00:44:33.760 And fired

00:44:34.600 And I just

00:44:35.100 Point blank range

00:44:36.540 I got shot

00:44:37.840 Maybe it would have been worse

00:44:39.000 If he was farther away

00:44:39.720 So the bullet had

00:44:40.360 A little chance to

00:44:41.780 I don't know how fast

00:44:42.680 I don't know which

00:44:43.160 Bullet goes faster

00:44:44.760 I'm not

00:44:45.100 I'm not

00:44:45.840 A ballistics expert

00:44:46.960 Like if a bullet

00:44:47.560 Picks up steam

00:44:48.280 Or loses steam

00:44:48.900 Yeah does it pick up steam

00:44:49.680 I guess at a certain point

00:44:50.620 It would pick up steam

00:44:51.340 Right

00:44:51.580 Certain distance

00:44:52.780 There must be an apex

00:44:53.720 If you're a certain

00:44:55.920 Distance away

00:44:56.840 Where it's the fastest

00:44:57.760 Where it could do

00:44:58.660 The most damage

00:44:59.280 I don't know

00:44:59.800 Thank god it was

00:45:01.520 A little fatter then

00:45:02.320 Because it got caught

00:45:03.380 In my butt cheek

00:45:04.380 Uh uh

00:45:05.020 And the bullet

00:45:05.600 Stayed in there

00:45:06.380 Is it still in there?

00:45:07.240 No they took it out

00:45:08.000 A couple years later

00:45:08.820 That was a wild

00:45:10.140 Moment when they took it out

00:45:11.700 Because

00:45:12.200 They put you under

00:45:14.560 And the way I came to

00:45:17.340 And they had me up

00:45:18.740 In stirrups

00:45:19.300 Like I was at a gynecologist

00:45:20.480 Because the surgery

00:45:21.860 Happened right here

00:45:22.560 So I came to

00:45:23.660 Like this

00:45:24.340 With my legs up

00:45:25.220 And I came to

00:45:26.280 When I farted

00:45:27.020 Uh uh

00:45:27.780 And I farted

00:45:28.500 With the doctor

00:45:29.180 And the nurse

00:45:30.200 Down there

00:45:30.960 And they were like

00:45:31.600 Laughing

00:45:31.980 Because I farted

00:45:32.740 But like I didn't

00:45:33.540 Know where I was

00:45:34.200 And I had to pass gas

00:45:35.400 And then they took it out

00:45:37.340 Really?

00:45:38.480 That's all I remember

00:45:39.700 About that surgery

00:45:40.460 And that put an end

00:45:41.600 To that trauma

00:45:42.260 Really?

00:45:43.260 Right when the bullet

00:45:43.700 Came out?

00:45:44.100 Do you feel like

00:45:44.460 It was just having

00:45:45.340 The bullet in you still?

00:45:46.320 Like yeah

00:45:46.800 It was in there

00:45:47.840 Oh totally

00:45:48.820 Yeah the spirit of it

00:45:49.980 Was in there

00:45:50.500 Yeah

00:45:50.920 The spirit of

00:45:51.920 It was like an invasion

00:45:52.880 Like the bullet was like

00:45:54.360 You know

00:45:55.500 It was in my

00:45:56.700 It wasn't paying rent

00:45:57.680 Yeah

00:45:58.100 It was part of my body

00:45:58.760 All the rest of my organs

00:45:59.660 Pay rent

00:46:00.280 Yeah

00:46:00.720 And there was this thing

00:46:01.420 In there that was just

00:46:01.920 Freeloading

00:46:02.580 Damn

00:46:03.320 And I was like

00:46:03.800 I gotta get this freeloader

00:46:04.840 So finally

00:46:05.580 We evicted that

00:46:07.360 We evicted that bad tenant

00:46:09.020 Damn

00:46:09.560 That was in my leg

00:46:10.280 And uh

00:46:11.300 That's unbelievable man

00:46:12.420 I didn't even know

00:46:13.140 That that happened to you

00:46:14.160 Yeah

00:46:14.920 Yeah I've spoken about it

00:46:16.440 A few times

00:46:17.200 Um

00:46:18.460 I never really joked about it

00:46:19.840 Or made jokes out of it

00:46:21.100 Uh

00:46:21.800 Because it was

00:46:22.560 It wasn't funny to me

00:46:23.940 It was like

00:46:24.300 It would make me sad

00:46:25.480 And I didn't know

00:46:26.240 What was funny about it

00:46:27.340 Now I feel a lot better about it

00:46:29.200 It happened a long time ago

00:46:30.540 Yeah

00:46:31.140 You know I feel like

00:46:31.440 I'm solidly a man now

00:46:32.820 You know as a comic

00:46:33.660 I don't think I became

00:46:34.520 Solidly a man

00:46:35.440 Until like two years ago

00:46:36.460 Really?

00:46:37.220 Yeah

00:46:37.540 We're all

00:46:38.040 Yeah

00:46:38.300 Don't you feel like

00:46:39.100 Are you growing

00:46:39.960 You have grandkids?

00:46:40.960 No I don't have anything like that

00:46:42.060 I don't even have

00:46:42.840 Original children

00:46:43.680 Yeah

00:46:44.120 Do you have

00:46:45.160 Fake ones

00:46:46.720 Or imaginary

00:46:47.280 Replica ones?

00:46:48.220 No I don't have any

00:46:49.140 Wife or nothing like that

00:46:50.060 Yet

00:46:50.440 I'm planning on getting it though

00:46:51.940 You do I know

00:46:53.080 I learned a lot about it

00:46:53.980 Recently

00:46:54.000 Yeah recently

00:46:54.460 In your special

00:46:54.920 Yeah I watched

00:46:55.720 Let me see

00:46:56.540 34 minutes of your special

00:46:58.180 That's about

00:46:59.040 That's right

00:46:59.600 That's probably more than

00:47:01.020 What the algorithm is telling me

00:47:02.680 That people watch

00:47:03.360 It was cool man

00:47:03.900 You went farther than most people

00:47:05.100 Yeah

00:47:05.360 It's really really cool

00:47:06.480 Thank you man

00:47:07.160 I appreciate it

00:47:07.440 What's the name of it

00:47:08.160 I don't

00:47:08.800 Oh wait

00:47:09.080 I do know what it is

00:47:10.180 It's called

00:47:10.860 Something Mom

00:47:13.120 Mom Love

00:47:13.840 Mom Love

00:47:14.460 Sorry

00:47:14.780 Mom Love

00:47:15.580 No that

00:47:16.060 Anything in the area of mom

00:47:18.900 It's like pronouncing my name

00:47:20.080 I'll respond to Yanis

00:47:21.540 Yonis

00:47:22.180 Yonis

00:47:22.780 Yeah

00:47:23.100 And I could

00:47:23.720 I mean I could have looked

00:47:24.480 At the Wikipedia page

00:47:25.340 Before I just forgot

00:47:26.160 What it was named

00:47:26.640 I'm not trying to

00:47:27.360 Say that I don't care

00:47:28.560 No I know

00:47:29.460 Okay cool

00:47:30.060 Yeah yeah totally

00:47:30.880 Yeah so you got

00:47:32.840 The new special out

00:47:33.540 And this is on YouTube

00:47:34.240 It's on YouTube

00:47:35.000 Yeah

00:47:35.360 It's on YouTube

00:47:35.920 It's cool man

00:47:36.740 You shot it over there

00:47:37.240 In Madison

00:47:37.580 Which was nice

00:47:38.200 Really cool spot

00:47:39.060 Yeah and when I shot it

00:47:40.820 I just decided

00:47:41.960 To shoot it that night

00:47:42.960 I had no plans

00:47:43.980 To say

00:47:44.720 I did my album

00:47:45.700 A couple years ago

00:47:46.560 At Comedy on State

00:47:47.800 Which is like

00:47:48.440 It's a great club

00:47:49.700 It's just run well

00:47:51.400 And the audience

00:47:52.380 Is always great

00:47:53.220 And you know who runs it?

00:47:54.360 Greeks right?

00:47:54.680 Greeks

00:47:55.180 Yeah

00:47:55.620 Greeks

00:47:56.100 That's crazy

00:47:56.740 Two Greek young ladies

00:47:57.980 And their Greek father

00:47:58.880 Who's really killed it

00:48:00.620 I mean he came to this country

00:48:01.500 Like with like five bucks

00:48:02.740 And now he owns

00:48:03.300 He owns like

00:48:03.980 The whole State Street

00:48:05.400 They should rename it

00:48:06.640 To like State Daki Street

00:48:08.220 It's like Greek

00:48:09.020 Yeah

00:48:09.480 Greeks conquered

00:48:10.220 We came and we like

00:48:11.240 Like Alexander he came

00:48:13.020 And he just took over

00:48:14.180 All the restaurants there

00:48:15.140 Alexander the Greek right?

00:48:16.640 Alexander the Greek yeah

00:48:17.740 He was Alexander the Great

00:48:18.880 But yeah

00:48:19.280 He was Greek

00:48:20.080 He was Greek?

00:48:20.940 Macedonians will say

00:48:21.740 He's Macedonian

00:48:22.560 Greeks will say he's Greek

00:48:23.600 They fight about it

00:48:24.920 And it's like guys

00:48:26.000 Who cares?

00:48:27.780 It's like one of those

00:48:28.320 Inter

00:48:28.740 Fighting things

00:48:30.320 Where you're like

00:48:30.720 Dude

00:48:31.080 Like it's like between like

00:48:32.240 Serbs and Croats

00:48:33.480 You're like guys

00:48:34.200 I can't fucking tell the difference

00:48:35.940 Like the Northern Irish

00:48:37.800 And Southern Irish

00:48:38.440 They're fucking fighting

00:48:39.440 The Ukrainians and Russians

00:48:41.080 If I put a Ukrainian

00:48:42.460 And Russian in here right now

00:48:43.560 Do you think

00:48:44.460 One out of ten people

00:48:47.200 From any country

00:48:48.120 Would be able to tell me

00:48:48.940 What the difference is

00:48:49.740 When they start fucking talking

00:48:50.940 Between Ukraine and Russia

00:48:51.800 What are they fighting over?

00:48:53.120 Aren't they the same

00:48:53.920 Kind of like Northern

00:48:54.800 I think a syllable probably

00:48:55.980 I think there's a couple syllables

00:48:56.980 Still on the board for

00:48:57.980 Or like a vowel maybe probably

00:48:59.520 If they're fighting over anything

00:49:00.840 It's probably a vowel over there

00:49:01.920 Because if you hear

00:49:02.660 Those people talk

00:49:03.500 You don't

00:49:03.800 There's zero vowels involved

00:49:05.180 Zero

00:49:05.620 It's just

00:49:06.020 Yeah

00:49:07.620 Yeah

00:49:08.260 Yeah

00:49:10.340 They don't stop

00:49:11.540 All V's and L's

00:49:12.940 Now they're crazy

00:49:13.780 Yeah

00:49:15.460 And then the Norwegians

00:49:16.440 And Swedes

00:49:17.160 They have their hate

00:49:18.120 For each other

00:49:18.640 Like people just hate

00:49:19.720 Humans like to hate

00:49:21.420 Yeah

00:49:21.920 We'll hate whatever's closest

00:49:23.400 It's just

00:49:24.060 Well I think

00:49:24.540 And what do you think that is

00:49:25.540 I think part of it is

00:49:26.340 Because you just want to

00:49:27.120 There's some need to feel what

00:49:29.540 Why do people want to hate?

00:49:32.360 I think part of it is

00:49:33.720 What gives you a feeling

00:49:34.980 Feeling okay

00:49:36.040 Yeah

00:49:36.720 If I can think this is worse

00:49:38.040 Yeah

00:49:38.660 If I can think that that person is

00:49:40.320 Is not as good

00:49:42.360 It's easier

00:49:43.980 I think it's scary

00:49:45.180 Like I think eye contact is scary

00:49:47.400 I think making strong eye contact

00:49:49.780 If you keep making it

00:49:51.220 For a long time

00:49:52.400 I think two people are either going to fight or fuck

00:49:54.860 Okay

00:49:55.420 Like eye contact

00:49:56.060 You have to look away at some point

00:49:57.140 Or else it gets too powerful

00:49:57.960 Or like fall in love

00:49:59.240 Like eye contact

00:49:59.940 That's a good point

00:50:00.600 I never thought about that

00:50:01.280 There's like a spectrum of eye contact

00:50:02.720 Yeah

00:50:02.940 At some point you got to like look away

00:50:04.820 You're like

00:50:05.080 Are we going to fuck?

00:50:05.900 You know

00:50:06.120 Like I can't

00:50:06.660 Or somebody's going to see something in you

00:50:08.720 That you don't want them to see

00:50:09.800 Or that

00:50:10.640 It's going to be

00:50:11.420 You're going to be too

00:50:12.380 You're too insecure

00:50:14.140 You know

00:50:14.760 You don't want the person to know you're lying

00:50:16.440 Or whatever it is

00:50:17.180 Or you're hiding something

00:50:18.580 So I think that's the thing

00:50:20.620 That is a barrier always with people

00:50:22.320 And they're like

00:50:22.720 Fuck you

00:50:23.100 I don't want you

00:50:23.580 Yeah

00:50:23.920 I'm hiding something

00:50:25.080 I'm not comfortable with who I am

00:50:26.300 So it just turns into like

00:50:28.340 Hey

00:50:28.660 Yeah

00:50:29.100 It's got to be that

00:50:30.400 Right?

00:50:32.420 I would think man

00:50:33.340 I mean it's interesting

00:50:34.200 If you're looking for that extra confidence

00:50:35.900 When it's time for sex

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00:53:02.540 You did?

00:53:04.100 I almost became a Quaker

00:53:04.880 I almost chose to become a Quaker

00:53:06.440 Were you going to marry into it?

00:53:07.760 No

00:53:08.020 I was just going to show up one day

00:53:09.320 And be like

00:53:09.720 I'm down

00:53:10.540 With what you guys are doing

00:53:11.980 What's the deal?

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00:53:19.680 I went to a Quaker school

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00:53:21.920 Brooklyn Friends

00:53:22.580 There's like these Quaker schools

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00:53:25.840 It's about silence

00:53:26.800 Really?

00:53:27.420 So like every day

00:53:28.040 They have a silent meeting

00:53:29.260 And everyone just sits in silence

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00:53:32.000 Unless they're moved to speak

00:53:33.420 And then the weddings

00:53:34.640 The bride and groom to be

00:53:38.100 Or whatever they're called

00:53:38.920 I don't know what the Quakers call them

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00:53:40.900 Whatever

00:53:41.580 They may have some like

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00:53:43.300 The Quakers are

00:53:44.060 They call the weddings what?

00:53:46.240 I don't know

00:53:46.840 But at a Quaker wedding

00:53:48.500 Yeah I don't know

00:53:49.140 The way they get married

00:53:49.960 Is the guy and girl

00:53:51.480 Who are getting married

00:53:52.220 Yeah

00:53:52.420 And all their friends gather around

00:53:54.160 And the guy and girl

00:53:54.700 Just sit for about an hour

00:53:56.320 And stare at each other

00:53:57.200 And everyone sits in silence

00:53:58.500 And then after about an hour or so

00:54:00.180 They're just married

00:54:00.800 And nobody speaks

00:54:01.760 Unless God moves them to speak

00:54:03.260 And that's it

00:54:04.240 And I just thought

00:54:04.700 That was so beautiful

00:54:05.380 Because if you're sitting

00:54:06.200 With the person

00:54:06.720 You're gonna spend

00:54:07.280 The rest of your life with

00:54:08.180 And you're sitting there

00:54:09.100 For an hour

00:54:09.580 You're probably having

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00:54:11.840 Every hope

00:54:13.140 Every insecurity

00:54:14.500 Everything

00:54:15.760 Transpire in your head

00:54:18.480 Yeah

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00:54:20.100 It must be a real

00:54:22.080 Like just

00:54:23.260 Rollercoaster of emotions

00:54:25.280 And if you feel good about it

00:54:27.160 After that hour

00:54:27.740 You know you're probably

00:54:28.360 Doing the right thing

00:54:29.080 But if you start feeling

00:54:29.920 Some bad feelings

00:54:31.400 You probably know

00:54:32.300 You're gonna have to

00:54:33.280 Cheat

00:54:34.540 Wow

00:54:35.320 Yeah

00:54:35.720 I guess at that point

00:54:36.800 You really

00:54:37.300 All you're left

00:54:38.120 With sitting there

00:54:38.560 After an hour

00:54:39.120 Probably is some

00:54:40.040 Pure ass honesty

00:54:41.320 Probably

00:54:41.740 That's right

00:54:42.320 Yeah

00:54:43.280 You said it a lot

00:54:45.040 Better than I

00:54:46.100 That's what I was

00:54:46.620 Trying to say

00:54:47.180 Yeah

00:54:47.480 And then I guess

00:54:48.340 Some of your friends

00:54:49.040 Do they speak up

00:54:50.180 In those instances

00:54:50.960 Or not

00:54:51.680 If God moves them

00:54:52.640 Supposedly

00:54:53.200 But

00:54:53.520 Can you bring that up

00:54:54.380 Here

00:54:54.680 What do we have

00:54:55.080 Like a Quaker wedding sit in

00:54:56.780 Or is it like a

00:54:57.980 Yeah I wonder what

00:55:00.300 They would call it

00:55:01.120 I don't know

00:55:02.780 Yeah

00:55:03.120 Maybe they just call it

00:55:04.100 A Quaker wedding

00:55:04.780 Yeah it's a good question man

00:55:06.660 What do they call it

00:55:07.680 The Quakers make

00:55:09.940 Often referred to

00:55:11.540 As the silent ceremony

00:55:13.060 Quaker weddings

00:55:13.880 Differ

00:55:14.980 From the traditional

00:55:16.700 Protestant ceremony

00:55:17.740 In four significant ways

00:55:19.020 There is no efficient

00:55:20.080 No giving away the bride

00:55:22.440 A wedding certificate

00:55:24.100 Is signed

00:55:24.980 And there is a long period

00:55:26.220 Of silent open worship

00:55:27.480 After which those attending

00:55:28.680 May speak on the

00:55:30.100 Couple's behalf

00:55:32.400 And you know

00:55:35.820 The Quakers were against

00:55:36.720 Slavery too early on

00:55:37.960 They're pretty

00:55:38.400 They're pretty like

00:55:39.360 Clean

00:55:39.660 Dude I like that religion man

00:55:41.560 It's just kind of quiet

00:55:42.980 And like

00:55:43.480 No mantra

00:55:44.800 No dogma

00:55:45.760 Bring up some images

00:55:47.680 Of these folks huh

00:55:48.700 Do you mind

00:55:49.340 So we know who we're

00:55:50.480 Actually considering here

00:55:51.680 Well they look like

00:55:53.480 The dude on the

00:55:54.080 Quaker Oats box

00:55:55.160 They all look like that

00:55:55.940 Oh god

00:55:56.640 Really still

00:55:57.400 Yeah they still

00:55:58.340 Kind of roll like that

00:55:59.420 Get some vans

00:56:01.020 Or something at least

00:56:01.840 They gotta

00:56:03.160 They gotta change

00:56:04.180 A little bit

00:56:04.800 Throw on some damn

00:56:05.500 Quicksilver or something

00:56:06.600 You know

00:56:06.860 Yeah something a little

00:56:07.580 More weather appropriate

00:56:08.700 At least

00:56:09.720 Yeah

00:56:10.060 Orthodox Jews

00:56:10.960 The same thing

00:56:11.640 They wear the same

00:56:12.420 Wool

00:56:12.980 Like black suits

00:56:14.520 Even like in the

00:56:15.380 Middle of July

00:56:16.080 Oh dude I was at this

00:56:17.140 Halfway house

00:56:17.680 Or like not a halfway house

00:56:18.480 But like a recovery

00:56:19.300 House or whatever

00:56:20.360 And this orthodox

00:56:22.040 Jewish dude

00:56:22.760 Had it rolled in

00:56:23.640 Right

00:56:23.960 And this

00:56:24.640 And it's just like

00:56:25.420 You know

00:56:25.600 Different guys

00:56:26.220 Staying in there

00:56:26.880 And stuff

00:56:27.340 And

00:56:28.740 This guy rolls up

00:56:30.980 Dude

00:56:31.280 He was dressed

00:56:32.580 Like Biggie Smalls

00:56:33.820 Right

00:56:34.020 It was last summer

00:56:35.020 Bro

00:56:35.820 It was

00:56:36.120 This was in Arizona

00:56:36.960 It was 104 degrees

00:56:38.180 This dude rolls up

00:56:38.880 Just like Biggie Smalls

00:56:39.960 And had a grill

00:56:41.180 That he would cook

00:56:42.000 His food on

00:56:42.660 In his room at night

00:56:43.840 Really

00:56:44.220 Just grilling this

00:56:45.420 Like kind of shady fish

00:56:46.700 Kind of like this

00:56:47.420 Fucking you know

00:56:48.240 I don't know

00:56:49.660 What type of fish it was

00:56:50.460 But

00:56:50.760 It just

00:56:52.340 It was

00:56:52.920 The dude is

00:56:53.720 Pouring sweat

00:56:54.900 His hands

00:56:56.080 Were all sweaty

00:56:56.940 Every time you shook

00:56:57.660 His hand

00:56:57.960 It felt like you were

00:56:59.020 Like babysitting

00:57:00.160 One of those

00:57:00.800 Like one of those

00:57:02.980 Oil spill animals

00:57:04.000 You know

00:57:04.360 It was just

00:57:05.220 Disgusting

00:57:06.940 Bro

00:57:07.400 I'm like

00:57:08.420 Oh my

00:57:09.040 I was like

00:57:09.520 If you were like

00:57:10.620 This will kill you

00:57:12.800 You can't

00:57:13.480 This can't be like

00:57:14.420 A heavenly choice

00:57:16.080 Or whatever

00:57:16.480 You'll die in this

00:57:17.740 Yeah

00:57:18.320 They

00:57:18.800 I guess when their

00:57:20.580 Mantra

00:57:22.060 Or whatever

00:57:22.340 Their dogma

00:57:23.100 Says this is how you dress

00:57:24.260 Wow

00:57:24.700 Doesn't change

00:57:25.300 There's no update

00:57:26.040 Yeah like there's no

00:57:27.040 There's gotta be

00:57:27.960 Jesus

00:57:28.220 Like whoever their Jesus is

00:57:29.580 Has to come back

00:57:30.320 And be like

00:57:30.720 Dude

00:57:31.660 I came back to tell you this

00:57:33.660 Because I can't watch you guys

00:57:34.900 Suffer anymore

00:57:35.500 Yeah

00:57:35.800 You don't have to

00:57:37.020 You can take a couple layers off

00:57:39.120 When it's hot

00:57:39.640 Oh we need tank tops

00:57:40.640 Out here fam

00:57:41.360 I like that you called it

00:57:42.480 A shady fish

00:57:43.240 Was it a shady fish

00:57:44.360 Because you just couldn't identify it

00:57:45.760 I mean anybody that's grilling room

00:57:47.740 A fish in their room

00:57:49.320 On a little grill like that

00:57:50.820 At night

00:57:51.180 And he was trying to secretly do it

00:57:52.720 I think because one of the rules

00:57:53.520 Was you couldn't cook in your room

00:57:54.860 Because a lot of people

00:57:55.940 Are drug users in there

00:57:57.140 So one dude's cooking a fish

00:57:59.080 One dude's cooking up a batch

00:58:00.480 Of whatever

00:58:01.120 You know some fireball

00:58:02.240 For his arm

00:58:02.900 You know

00:58:03.200 So it's like

00:58:03.780 The guys will cheat

00:58:04.860 They're like

00:58:05.100 Oh he cooking

00:58:05.840 I'm gonna cook

00:58:06.480 So it wasn't the fish

00:58:07.520 That was shady

00:58:08.160 It was the whole situation

00:58:10.240 What was going on

00:58:10.960 That way

00:58:11.160 He was more shady

00:58:12.100 It was breaking the rules

00:58:13.260 Oh okay

00:58:13.740 So the fish was just a fish

00:58:15.160 Yeah

00:58:15.540 Alright

00:58:15.940 Because I was trying to

00:58:16.560 Picture of shady fish

00:58:17.860 Being like

00:58:18.360 And he kept wanting like

00:58:19.500 Gum or something from it

00:58:20.680 I think he couldn't have gum

00:58:21.880 So he was like

00:58:22.600 Breaking

00:58:22.880 It was like

00:58:23.380 I had some kind of candy

00:58:24.580 Or something

00:58:25.060 He kept wanting

00:58:25.620 Oh it was nerd ropes

00:58:27.120 So this dude

00:58:28.520 Fucking kept

00:58:29.320 Every time I'd get

00:58:30.060 My nerd ropes open

00:58:31.180 Yeah he could hear the bag

00:58:32.780 From the distance

00:58:33.480 Bro from across the desert dude

00:58:35.260 Like with high heels

00:58:36.520 And you

00:58:36.920 Oh

00:58:37.320 Yeah he'd come around

00:58:39.060 And then watch him

00:58:40.320 Just nibble on this

00:58:41.180 Nerd rope

00:58:42.300 This dude

00:58:42.940 Oh

00:58:43.420 Goimal or something

00:58:44.880 Was his name

00:58:45.280 I don't know

00:58:45.760 That dude was

00:58:46.300 Have you ever

00:58:48.060 Like

00:58:48.660 This is what

00:58:49.660 In my background

00:58:51.600 In New York

00:58:52.540 There's a lot of like

00:58:53.200 Irish Catholic girls

00:58:54.240 Like Catholic

00:58:55.300 Puerto Ricans

00:58:56.180 Catholic was a big religion

00:58:57.300 It's very repressive

00:58:58.600 Sexually

00:58:59.760 I almost felt like

00:59:01.320 When you hooked up

00:59:02.100 With one of those girls

00:59:03.000 That the repression

00:59:05.540 Was worth it

00:59:06.360 For their

00:59:07.100 Energy

00:59:08.080 They were so

00:59:09.320 Happy

00:59:10.320 Like you know

00:59:10.980 Like a religious dude

00:59:11.880 With nerd rope

00:59:12.920 Or whatever little thing

00:59:14.320 He can get

00:59:14.820 That's not allowed

00:59:16.000 It's almost worth it

00:59:17.660 Like sexually

00:59:18.520 It's almost worth it

00:59:19.680 For us all to be repressed

00:59:21.060 To give it a little

00:59:22.220 Something extra

00:59:23.060 Oh I

00:59:23.880 You know

00:59:24.360 I think that's what

00:59:25.500 Some of the value

00:59:26.480 In the

00:59:27.480 Having the repression

00:59:28.600 In religion

00:59:29.320 For sex is

00:59:30.440 Yeah

00:59:30.740 It's like to keep

00:59:31.740 To keep some energy

00:59:32.340 In it

00:59:32.940 To keep some fuel

00:59:34.080 In the tank

00:59:34.640 Yeah

00:59:35.060 And yeah

00:59:35.620 There's definitely

00:59:36.260 Been a gal

00:59:36.860 When she gets a hold

00:59:37.680 Of your

00:59:38.060 Nerd rope

00:59:39.420 If you will

00:59:39.880 Even

00:59:40.080 Which is still

00:59:40.560 I didn't think about

00:59:41.280 That a great term

00:59:41.940 For a wiener

00:59:42.440 It is a really good one

00:59:43.460 Yeah

00:59:44.780 They're definitely

00:59:45.460 More keyed up

00:59:46.160 About it

00:59:46.620 You know what I'm saying

00:59:47.500 Like there's some

00:59:48.380 Girls that'll damn

00:59:49.580 Floss their teeth

00:59:50.400 With it

00:59:50.760 You know

00:59:51.080 If you let them

00:59:51.800 Cause it's just like

00:59:53.040 So forbidden

00:59:53.680 Yeah

00:59:54.120 It's just that forbidden

00:59:54.820 You know

00:59:55.180 It's a real dessert

00:59:56.020 Yeah

00:59:56.420 But if you just

00:59:57.420 All day

00:59:58.280 You're just over there

00:59:59.120 With your legs

00:59:59.780 Open at the bakery

01:00:00.640 Then you definitely

01:00:01.460 Becomes tried

01:00:02.700 It becomes

01:00:03.240 There's no value in it

01:00:04.480 Yeah

01:00:04.740 It's kind of

01:00:06.020 A lot of our society

01:00:06.840 We've burnt out

01:00:07.580 A lot of the value

01:00:08.580 Of things

01:00:09.160 I think that's where

01:00:10.240 We're at right now

01:00:11.100 Me too

01:00:11.640 We're almost like

01:00:12.300 Freedom's gotten too free

01:00:13.460 Well pornography's

01:00:14.900 Burned down

01:00:15.540 Like any

01:00:16.140 Like a lot of

01:00:17.120 Sexual energy

01:00:17.900 So I think you have

01:00:18.560 A lot of marriages

01:00:19.260 That probably are

01:00:19.980 I wonder if you could

01:00:21.420 Calculate how much

01:00:22.180 Pornography has killed

01:00:23.300 Marriages

01:00:23.720 It's probably killed

01:00:25.500 A lot

01:00:26.440 Not even marriage

01:00:27.620 Is just sex drive

01:00:28.780 And like imagination

01:00:29.940 And you know

01:00:31.940 Like it's bad

01:00:33.320 Pornography's bad

01:00:34.700 And like

01:00:35.140 It's bad

01:00:35.920 Cause there's no

01:00:36.540 Smells in it

01:00:37.500 There's no people's

01:00:38.400 Feelings in it

01:00:39.340 You're just

01:00:40.260 It's something

01:00:40.920 Gotta be very unnatural

01:00:42.240 About just staring

01:00:43.100 At a modern screen

01:00:44.700 Moving pictures

01:00:46.100 Of something else

01:00:47.020 That you can't smell

01:00:48.700 It's just like visual

01:00:49.760 And you're

01:00:50.180 It's gotta be

01:00:51.280 Something bad

01:00:52.180 For your brain there

01:00:52.960 Oh dude

01:00:54.220 I remember

01:00:54.680 Biking across town

01:00:55.820 I'd bike over there

01:00:56.780 I knew a buddy

01:00:57.420 Had a couple

01:00:57.920 Titty mags over there

01:00:59.180 His daddy hit him

01:01:00.040 Right

01:01:00.320 And uh

01:01:02.140 We'd bike

01:01:03.180 I kept him in the bathroom

01:01:04.220 And I'd bike over

01:01:05.120 To his house

01:01:05.620 It was like

01:01:05.960 Seven miles

01:01:07.040 From my house

01:01:07.520 Dude it took me

01:01:08.000 Half of a Sunday

01:01:08.880 To get over there

01:01:09.540 And I'd bike over there

01:01:11.600 And then just use

01:01:13.160 Their shitter

01:01:13.700 All afternoon

01:01:14.380 And I'd just be in there

01:01:15.160 Playing with myself

01:01:15.980 They must have thought

01:01:18.160 I was insane dude

01:01:19.620 I would come over there

01:01:21.560 On the weekends

01:01:22.100 And be all sweaty

01:01:23.220 Go in there

01:01:25.240 Just use a can

01:01:26.400 For a while

01:01:27.160 Touch myself

01:01:29.040 And then drink a bunch

01:01:29.980 Of water

01:01:30.340 Take a nap

01:01:30.900 And then bike back home

01:01:31.980 Hydrate

01:01:32.540 You have to

01:01:33.160 Thank god

01:01:34.000 That means you had

01:01:35.700 A vigorous masturbation

01:01:37.780 Lost a lot of blood

01:01:38.280 It was young

01:01:39.000 Everything you had

01:01:39.980 Was in there

01:01:40.480 Yeah

01:01:40.800 Yeah

01:01:41.140 Back then

01:01:42.020 You really

01:01:42.700 Yeah

01:01:43.140 It was unionized

01:01:44.060 You know what I'm saying

01:01:44.740 The shit we got now

01:01:46.000 Is fucking

01:01:46.580 You're lucky

01:01:47.760 If you get ladder 14

01:01:48.940 Out there

01:01:49.440 Yeah

01:01:49.840 The mags

01:01:52.700 Cause I'm from that generation

01:01:54.420 Too

01:01:54.760 God the mags

01:01:55.880 Oh so I used to

01:01:56.740 Put them out like that

01:01:57.880 I used to put them out

01:01:59.020 Yeah and then like

01:01:59.600 We would share them

01:02:00.760 One person would be

01:02:01.440 One friend would be

01:02:02.120 Done with them

01:02:02.600 Pass them off to you

01:02:03.840 And there'd be a circle

01:02:04.680 I would put the mags

01:02:06.240 Out like that

01:02:06.980 Like four of them

01:02:07.760 And make my own

01:02:09.020 Moving picture

01:02:09.580 Just by looking at all

01:02:10.520 Oh just real fast

01:02:11.440 Yeah just real fast

01:02:12.340 I would go like

01:02:12.880 Clockwise too

01:02:14.100 And I would just try

01:02:15.200 You know

01:02:15.560 Yeah

01:02:16.080 So I was kind of

01:02:17.180 Ahead of the game

01:02:17.900 When it like

01:02:18.640 You know

01:02:18.960 Oh yeah yeah

01:02:19.900 Yeah a little bit

01:02:20.760 A real Spielberg

01:02:21.060 I was making it

01:02:21.740 Yeah

01:02:22.480 I did my

01:02:23.680 I used my imagination

01:02:24.940 In some way

01:02:25.880 To make this situation

01:02:27.120 A little more valuable

01:02:28.100 Yeah

01:02:28.680 Cause it's hard to just

01:02:29.540 Look at a Calvin Klein ad

01:02:30.860 And just

01:02:31.260 It's tough

01:02:33.000 Kate Moss only lasts

01:02:34.540 You know

01:02:34.840 It's just like

01:02:35.520 You know

01:02:36.860 You need movement

01:02:37.500 You need something else

01:02:38.460 Yeah

01:02:38.900 I need more

01:02:39.560 Yeah I'm a guy

01:02:40.040 Who needs a little more

01:02:40.960 You know

01:02:41.640 I need love

01:02:42.540 I need a woman

01:02:43.700 You know

01:02:44.260 To be distant

01:02:45.240 I need her to be adopted

01:02:46.560 Like that's what I need

01:02:48.120 Yeah

01:02:48.480 In order for me

01:02:49.080 To feel something

01:02:49.640 I need her to have

01:02:50.500 Some real big issue

01:02:51.440 That I'm trying to solve

01:02:52.740 That'll never be solved

01:02:53.800 That I can chase

01:02:54.780 Like um

01:02:56.100 Adoption's a good one

01:02:57.260 Adopted women are

01:02:58.180 Like a Nicolas Cage movie almost

01:03:01.060 That's a whole

01:03:01.980 You can never fill

01:03:02.980 The rejection from the mother

01:03:04.080 So

01:03:05.060 Is Amber Heard adopted?

01:03:06.500 I would have

01:03:06.840 Like if she

01:03:07.480 I would not be surprised

01:03:08.480 She was adopted

01:03:09.060 She has that vibe to her

01:03:10.480 She's a vixen

01:03:11.420 Is she adopted?

01:03:11.960 Let's look it up

01:03:14.620 I'm taking

01:03:15.420 I'm taking a guess

01:03:16.600 Cause adopted

01:03:19.080 Adopted people

01:03:20.460 Just

01:03:20.840 That

01:03:21.540 The rejection from the mom

01:03:23.020 Is just

01:03:23.600 On that level

01:03:25.580 You know

01:03:26.020 A lot of us

01:03:26.520 Don't get the nurture

01:03:27.340 And all that

01:03:27.800 But like

01:03:28.300 To just

01:03:29.420 Say he

01:03:30.340 I don't want it

01:03:31.060 That's something

01:03:31.580 You can't fill

01:03:32.280 But

01:03:33.340 So there's something

01:03:34.020 Alluring to it

01:03:35.560 Amber Heard

01:03:38.380 Can't see those

01:03:42.600 Do you find her attractive

01:03:43.960 Amber Heard?

01:03:44.380 Can you google it

01:03:44.860 Bring it in here

01:03:45.840 Her was born

01:03:47.660 So not adopted

01:03:49.100 Hmm

01:03:50.200 Yeah

01:03:52.640 I don't think she was adopted

01:03:53.920 She's a younger sister

01:03:55.520 Named Whitney

01:03:56.000 Huh

01:03:56.700 Um

01:03:57.960 Do I

01:03:59.040 I actually

01:03:59.700 A buddy of mine

01:04:00.400 Had a birthday

01:04:00.980 And she and I

01:04:02.060 Both like

01:04:02.520 Spoke at his birthday

01:04:03.520 Or whatever

01:04:03.860 Did like a little

01:04:04.560 I don't think

01:04:06.520 It's like a eulogy

01:04:07.300 I don't know what it is

01:04:08.080 But like a thing

01:04:08.840 You know

01:04:09.200 And uh

01:04:10.840 So that was kind of interesting

01:04:12.200 Just one time

01:04:13.380 Getting to like

01:04:14.040 Um

01:04:16.200 Met her

01:04:18.460 Just briefly

01:04:19.140 I don't know

01:04:20.000 I I don't

01:04:20.980 To me she's not

01:04:21.660 That

01:04:22.120 She's not my type

01:04:23.120 I don't think

01:04:23.640 But

01:04:24.000 What's your type?

01:04:25.160 Hmm

01:04:25.640 Just probably different

01:04:27.360 Than her maybe

01:04:28.080 Okay

01:04:28.620 Not

01:04:30.820 Blonde

01:04:31.420 Not

01:04:32.040 Blondier girls

01:04:33.020 Don't like me really

01:04:33.860 No?

01:04:34.560 They've never

01:04:35.220 I'm getting a lot

01:04:36.840 Of blonde

01:04:37.440 You know

01:04:37.820 What do you get man?

01:04:38.700 What do you have?

01:04:39.260 I know you got one

01:04:39.940 You especially have some

01:04:41.100 Great jokes about

01:04:41.860 Weddings man

01:04:42.820 I was howling

01:04:43.720 Thank you dude

01:04:44.520 I appreciate that

01:04:45.480 I was howling dude

01:04:47.540 Thank you

01:04:48.320 Uh

01:04:48.920 My

01:04:49.160 My wife

01:04:49.700 She's

01:04:49.980 She's Greek

01:04:50.960 Oh wow

01:04:51.580 Do you have to marry a Greek?

01:04:52.700 I didn't have to

01:04:53.460 And I did

01:04:54.160 Which is weird

01:04:54.820 Because my parents

01:04:55.960 Didn't care about that at all

01:04:57.080 And I did it

01:04:58.700 Which makes me

01:04:59.440 Figure why did I do that

01:05:01.020 But I love her

01:05:01.940 I love my wife

01:05:02.800 There you go

01:05:03.360 Good

01:05:03.600 That's a good start

01:05:04.180 And I didn't marry her

01:05:05.120 Because she was Greek

01:05:05.820 I just married her

01:05:06.500 Because the vibe was nice

01:05:07.620 I got

01:05:08.880 When I met her

01:05:10.600 I think I was at a point

01:05:11.940 In my life

01:05:12.340 Where I'd made so many mistakes

01:05:13.980 I don't regret any of them

01:05:15.700 Because they were all fun

01:05:16.460 They were just meant to end

01:05:17.520 Some of the funnest shit

01:05:18.900 Is just meant to end

01:05:20.100 And so like

01:05:21.300 You can't ever

01:05:21.680 You just look back

01:05:22.320 And go like

01:05:22.600 Oh that was fun

01:05:23.380 But it was meant to end

01:05:25.000 You know

01:05:26.060 Dude that's such an interesting statement man

01:05:28.420 Yeah

01:05:28.760 I think so

01:05:29.580 Because I think nobody ever hears that statement

01:05:31.920 Yeah

01:05:32.520 And so a lot of us get stuck in this space

01:05:34.880 Oh it has to keep going

01:05:36.620 Or there's

01:05:37.140 But yeah

01:05:38.200 Some of the fun is meant to end

01:05:39.920 Wow

01:05:40.260 That's also what makes it fun

01:05:41.720 That's what makes it so fun

01:05:43.020 You know

01:05:44.040 That's powerful dog

01:05:45.740 Yeah I mean

01:05:46.520 That's like damn Steve Austin

01:05:47.800 That's powerful like Steve Austin

01:05:49.600 Yeah I mean

01:05:50.260 Everything has a balance here

01:05:52.000 It's a finite universe

01:05:53.500 You run all the way in this direction

01:05:55.540 You're going to come out on the other side

01:05:56.720 Like Miss Pac-Man

01:05:57.600 Yeah

01:05:58.220 Like this is not an infinite universe

01:05:59.900 So it's always seeking balance

01:06:01.360 And like

01:06:01.780 The funner something is

01:06:03.480 You know

01:06:05.060 The more you're going to pay for it later

01:06:06.820 You're either going to pay in life

01:06:08.360 People think they're not going to pay

01:06:10.140 But that's just because

01:06:11.360 You didn't have to pay up top

01:06:12.580 Sometimes you walk into a restaurant

01:06:14.380 You know

01:06:15.340 And you order first

01:06:17.400 Get the food

01:06:18.140 But the check's coming

01:06:19.460 Yeah

01:06:19.940 Even though you ate

01:06:20.820 You think you ate

01:06:21.720 And you're going to

01:06:22.380 Or you're going to be washing dishes

01:06:24.360 Yeah

01:06:25.020 But you're going to pay

01:06:26.260 There's always a cost

01:06:27.520 It's just

01:06:28.060 Either you pay up front

01:06:29.260 Or you pay later

01:06:30.120 Damn

01:06:30.920 So yeah

01:06:32.040 If it's that fun

01:06:33.160 It's like the check's coming

01:06:34.420 The check's coming

01:06:35.880 Did you have

01:06:36.520 Were you

01:06:37.020 Did you think you wouldn't get married

01:06:38.580 Yeah

01:06:39.580 I didn't think I was going to get married

01:06:41.320 I didn't have kids

01:06:41.980 All that stuff frightened me

01:06:43.040 Because of issues and stuff

01:06:44.280 You know

01:06:45.400 Parents were divorced

01:06:46.800 Parents really had

01:06:48.360 Animosity towards each other

01:06:50.600 And my mother was like a little cold

01:06:52.440 You know

01:06:53.440 She wasn't very nurturing

01:06:54.780 Oh yeah

01:06:55.680 Yeah

01:06:55.980 So that makes it a little

01:06:56.940 Intimacy

01:06:58.140 A weird thing

01:06:59.020 Did you ever go to any of the recovery meetings

01:07:00.860 Or get in the programs

01:07:01.740 Or like that or no

01:07:02.460 No

01:07:02.800 I do go to therapy though

01:07:04.580 Therapy helps

01:07:05.220 Therapy helps me a lot

01:07:07.440 Yeah

01:07:07.820 My therapist

01:07:08.460 I love

01:07:09.400 I think he's great

01:07:10.140 You know

01:07:10.700 I just connect with him

01:07:11.740 And it works for me

01:07:13.600 It's a man now

01:07:14.340 You got a man

01:07:14.740 It's a man

01:07:14.960 Now I'm a man

01:07:15.540 I think I'm a man enough now

01:07:16.560 To be able to open up to a man

01:07:17.960 Wow

01:07:18.520 Back then it was just like

01:07:19.520 Had to be a woman

01:07:20.220 Because I felt too vulnerable

01:07:21.240 Now

01:07:21.560 I could cry in front of a man dude

01:07:23.320 I could fucking cry in front of a man

01:07:25.040 I mean I don't cry a lot

01:07:26.800 I haven't cried a lot

01:07:27.380 But I can

01:07:28.080 Fuck yeah

01:07:28.700 I can fucking do it

01:07:29.800 Fuck yeah dude

01:07:30.340 If it came to it

01:07:31.040 Like you know

01:07:32.220 We got in like a serious fucking convo

01:07:33.800 I wouldn't hide it

01:07:34.700 Oh I'll cry against anybody dude

01:07:36.440 Yeah I'll fucking cry

01:07:37.200 I'll put on fucking shoulder pads

01:07:38.560 And a helmet and cry

01:07:39.360 Cry the fuck out of

01:07:42.020 I'll fucking

01:07:42.460 I'll fucking two tutties dog

01:07:44.260 I'll get two touchdowns

01:07:45.260 And fucking cry

01:07:45.840 You know what I'm saying dog

01:07:47.700 I don't give a damn son

01:07:49.140 You're comfortable with who you are

01:07:50.980 Then that means

01:07:51.560 Yeah

01:07:51.820 Oh dude yeah

01:07:52.860 I'll cry for 400 yards dog

01:07:54.680 Yeah

01:07:54.960 And six touchdowns dude

01:07:56.720 I'm not afraid to do it

01:07:58.280 You got like a

01:07:59.100 You got like a

01:07:59.840 I love

01:08:00.640 I said it before

01:08:01.820 I think I might have said it

01:08:02.920 On someone's podcast

01:08:03.760 But like

01:08:04.120 You got a rhythm to you

01:08:05.920 It's like listening to comedy jazz

01:08:07.760 Oh thanks man

01:08:08.940 And then you're imagining

01:08:10.020 You're painting these pictures

01:08:11.020 And you're like

01:08:11.380 You're just like there

01:08:12.300 You go wow

01:08:12.980 The fuck is a shady fish there

01:08:14.620 You start to see

01:08:15.740 You start to see the

01:08:16.700 The fish acting shady

01:08:18.220 You see the dude

01:08:18.940 Like you paint a picture

01:08:20.420 With your comedy

01:08:21.120 And it's jazz

01:08:22.260 It's very

01:08:22.660 Very rhythmic

01:08:24.140 Thanks man

01:08:25.900 Like is that

01:08:26.940 Maybe that's like

01:08:27.580 Louisiana

01:08:28.120 Maybe that's that influence

01:08:29.220 Of kind of just like

01:08:30.120 Yeah maybe so

01:08:31.620 That rhythm

01:08:31.640 Yeah

01:08:32.020 Yeah I don't know

01:08:33.240 When I'm feeling good

01:08:34.200 Everything feels pretty good

01:08:35.680 I always feel rude

01:08:36.880 Around a southerner

01:08:37.920 Do you?

01:08:38.340 I feel rude

01:08:39.200 I feel like my rhythm is rude

01:08:40.760 Like I'm

01:08:42.220 You know what I mean?

01:08:42.980 Like cause I'm good friends

01:08:43.980 With Nate

01:08:44.380 Like me and Nate

01:08:44.980 Came up together

01:08:45.520 Nate Bargazzi

01:08:46.100 Oh yeah yeah

01:08:46.660 He's great

01:08:46.940 I always felt rude

01:08:47.640 Like he's

01:08:48.340 And he always kind of

01:08:49.240 Was like

01:08:49.500 Like always telling

01:08:50.500 His body language

01:08:51.460 Is always telling me

01:08:52.160 Chill

01:08:52.520 Like chill

01:08:53.120 Right

01:08:53.500 Like what are you

01:08:54.640 And I'm like

01:08:55.040 I'm just living man

01:08:56.000 And he's like

01:08:56.680 Yeah but it's

01:08:57.300 You know

01:08:58.180 You're living at a high level

01:08:59.800 Yeah

01:09:00.080 At a high octane

01:09:00.840 At a level that's like

01:09:01.820 Not where I want to be

01:09:03.280 And I'm like

01:09:04.000 I'm sorry

01:09:04.500 I'm taking you know

01:09:05.640 Yeah Nate has a real

01:09:06.980 He's real

01:09:07.920 He has a real

01:09:08.580 Not passiveness

01:09:09.440 But just like a

01:09:10.180 Pacificity to him

01:09:11.340 Yeah

01:09:11.680 He's real real

01:09:12.880 Calm

01:09:14.080 He seems organized

01:09:14.880 Yeah

01:09:15.480 Like he'd be a good general

01:09:16.500 I think

01:09:17.060 Like a quiet general

01:09:18.780 Yeah maybe

01:09:19.560 Maybe things would have been

01:09:20.440 Different if he was

01:09:21.180 Back then

01:09:22.160 Maybe the south

01:09:23.220 They lost

01:09:25.540 Maybe they were

01:09:26.100 A little too laid back

01:09:27.080 Yeah

01:09:27.780 You guys lost that

01:09:28.780 Well I think we had

01:09:29.680 Good generals

01:09:30.220 But I think we just

01:09:31.080 Didn't have

01:09:31.880 Well I don't know

01:09:33.780 If we let enough

01:09:34.600 Of the

01:09:35.020 If they would

01:09:36.000 If they would have

01:09:36.480 Used more

01:09:36.860 If they would have

01:09:37.420 Had more slaves

01:09:38.220 Fight as well

01:09:39.300 Yeah

01:09:40.100 But the cause

01:09:41.380 Wasn't right

01:09:41.940 Yeah

01:09:42.360 Yeah

01:09:42.820 I think the whole

01:09:43.940 Thing was kind of

01:09:44.580 Discombobulated

01:09:45.480 It was definitely

01:09:46.660 Discombobulated

01:09:47.480 Yeah

01:09:47.800 Discombobulated

01:09:49.520 Is a good word

01:09:50.260 To say

01:09:50.720 Do you think

01:09:51.840 That they

01:09:52.140 We could ever

01:09:52.820 Get back to

01:09:53.380 Another civil war

01:09:54.240 Yeah

01:09:55.380 Unfortunately

01:09:55.920 Yeah

01:09:56.520 I do

01:09:57.520 Yeah

01:09:58.360 But it wouldn't

01:09:58.980 Be the same

01:09:59.720 States against

01:10:00.500 Each other

01:10:00.900 This time

01:10:01.420 Yeah

01:10:03.200 That's an interesting

01:10:04.380 Thing to think about

01:10:04.880 Because it's different

01:10:05.640 It's not like

01:10:06.560 Yeah

01:10:07.080 What would it be

01:10:09.060 What would it be over

01:10:09.840 It may not even be

01:10:10.940 Geographical

01:10:11.680 It may be more

01:10:13.040 City

01:10:15.120 Versus country

01:10:16.360 Where like

01:10:17.400 The countries just

01:10:18.460 Had enough

01:10:20.100 Dude

01:10:20.360 I feel like

01:10:21.480 It could be religious

01:10:22.340 Almost too even

01:10:23.280 Yeah

01:10:23.820 Where people want

01:10:24.960 More religious

01:10:27.980 Beliefs

01:10:28.660 Or religious

01:10:29.100 Base beliefs

01:10:29.740 I don't know

01:10:30.260 I think maybe

01:10:30.920 I think maybe

01:10:32.120 A religious

01:10:32.700 Dictator

01:10:33.180 May be the only

01:10:33.720 Thing that could

01:10:34.260 Pull us back

01:10:35.180 Together

01:10:35.500 Like Joel Osteen

01:10:36.940 If he got in

01:10:37.940 Power at

01:10:38.480 I mean

01:10:40.000 He's got

01:10:40.760 I was just

01:10:41.620 Thinking

01:10:41.840 I didn't even

01:10:42.300 He's got a

01:10:42.860 Mullet

01:10:43.100 Kind of right

01:10:43.780 He's got kind

01:10:44.840 Of that soft

01:10:45.420 Boy mullet

01:10:45.840 Like somebody

01:10:46.260 That plays

01:10:46.600 Second base

01:10:47.260 That kind

01:10:47.640 Of gets

01:10:47.900 A mullet

01:10:48.400 Yeah

01:10:48.760 Yeah

01:10:49.340 He's not fully

01:10:49.860 No he's still

01:10:51.240 Trying to be

01:10:51.700 Handsome

01:10:52.100 Yeah

01:10:52.500 You got to

01:10:53.680 Grow it past

01:10:54.220 Handsome

01:10:54.620 Yeah

01:10:54.960 You got to

01:10:55.460 Full balls

01:10:56.260 Once you

01:10:57.040 Grow your

01:10:57.340 Mullet past

01:10:57.880 Handsome

01:10:58.340 Dude

01:10:58.540 That's when

01:10:58.960 You know

01:10:59.260 You

01:10:59.460 That's

01:10:59.920 That's when

01:11:00.340 It knows

01:11:00.820 You want

01:11:01.280 It

01:11:01.540 So it's

01:11:03.680 Comfortable

01:11:04.020 You

01:11:04.300 You're

01:11:04.540 Comfortable

01:11:04.880 With it

01:11:05.280 It's a

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01:11:06.100 You're

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01:11:07.060 At that

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01:11:07.640 You're

01:11:07.780 In a

01:11:07.920 Relationship

01:11:08.600 With your

01:11:08.860 Hair

01:11:09.120 Yeah

01:11:09.640 Once you

01:11:09.940 Sat there

01:11:10.280 For an

01:11:10.540 Hour

01:11:10.700 Together

01:11:11.060 He's

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01:11:12.100 His

01:11:12.280 Hair

01:11:12.440 Right

01:11:12.700 Now

01:11:12.940 Yeah

01:11:13.240 He's

01:11:13.580 Still

01:11:13.780 It's

01:11:14.000 Still

01:11:14.180 Like

01:11:14.520 Yeah

01:11:14.800 Yeah

01:11:15.340 It's

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01:11:15.900 In the

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01:11:16.280 Phase

01:11:16.620 Yeah

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01:11:26.380 People

01:11:26.660 Really

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01:11:27.260 About

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01:11:30.760 We

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01:11:32.760 Is

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01:11:33.060 We

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01:11:36.060 And

01:11:36.360 It's

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01:11:36.940 Because

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01:11:38.180 Most

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01:11:43.040 To

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01:11:45.780 That's

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01:11:46.300 I

01:11:46.360 Think

01:11:46.540 About

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01:11:47.020 Yeah

01:11:47.360 And

01:11:47.680 I

01:11:47.800 Always

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01:11:48.400 I

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01:11:49.480 Should

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01:11:58.640 I'm

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01:11:59.880 Yeah

01:12:00.320 And

01:12:00.640 I

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01:12:02.540 Where

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01:12:08.040 Walking

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01:12:16.020 What

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01:12:31.500 I

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01:12:50.960 That's

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01:21:45.460 This

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01:21:56.920 Anything

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01:22:23.680 It's

01:22:23.840 Like

01:22:23.960 I

01:22:24.100 Love

01:22:24.320 I

01:22:24.520 Love

01:22:24.700 The

01:22:24.840 Two

01:22:25.040 Man

01:22:25.240 I

01:22:25.400 Love

01:22:25.680 Like

01:22:25.960 I

01:22:26.120 Had

01:22:26.240 A

01:22:26.340 Character

01:22:26.740 And

01:22:27.200 I

01:22:27.300 Had

01:22:27.440 My

01:22:27.800 Friend

01:22:28.040 Who

01:22:28.160 Passed

01:22:28.440 Away

01:22:28.680 Angelo

01:22:29.440 We

01:22:29.980 Did

01:22:30.140 This

01:22:30.280 Live

01:22:30.600 Show

01:22:30.980 And

01:22:31.300 We

01:22:31.780 Did

01:22:32.040 This

01:22:32.180 Two

01:22:32.400 Man

01:22:32.580 Comedy

01:22:33.040 Angelo

01:22:33.720 Bowers

01:22:34.120 No

01:22:34.340 Angelo

01:22:35.100 Lozada

01:22:35.800 New

01:22:36.520 York

01:22:36.720 Comic

01:22:37.060 And

01:22:37.880 He

01:22:38.140 Passed

01:22:38.440 Away

01:22:38.680 And

01:22:39.440 It

01:22:39.980 Was

01:22:40.120 Just

01:22:40.360 There's

01:22:40.780 Something

01:22:40.940 Magical

01:22:41.400 About

01:22:41.640 When

01:22:41.840 You're

01:22:42.100 Connecting

01:22:42.620 With

01:22:42.740 Someone

01:22:42.960 On

01:22:43.120 A

01:22:43.200 Comedic

01:22:43.540 Vibe

01:22:43.900 And

01:22:44.080 The

01:22:44.880 Two

01:22:45.040 You

01:22:45.200 Don't

01:22:45.360 Know

01:22:45.480 Where

01:22:45.600 It's

01:22:45.760 Going

01:22:46.080 And

01:22:46.460 You

01:22:46.580 Create

01:22:46.820 Something

01:22:47.080 Bigger

01:22:47.360 Than

01:22:47.480 Yourself

01:22:47.760 Anytime

01:22:48.440 You're

01:22:48.860 Creating

01:22:49.160 Something

01:22:49.520 Bigger

01:22:49.940 Than

01:22:50.160 Yourself

01:22:50.760 Is

01:22:51.820 A

01:22:51.980 Beautiful

01:22:52.280 Thing

01:22:52.560 I

01:22:52.700 Think

01:22:52.860 A lot

01:22:53.100 Of

01:22:53.200 Times

01:22:53.380 People

01:22:53.600 Get

01:22:53.800 Depressed

01:22:54.300 Or

01:22:54.460 Anxious

01:22:54.820 Because

01:22:55.360 They're

01:22:55.520 Thinking

01:22:55.680 About

01:22:55.840 Themselves

01:22:56.240 Too

01:22:56.440 Much

01:22:56.600 Because

01:22:56.760 We're

01:22:56.960 Boring

01:22:57.460 The

01:22:58.220 Thing

01:22:58.440 Is

01:22:58.620 We

01:22:58.760 May

01:22:58.920 Think

01:22:59.160 We're

01:22:59.300 Great

01:22:59.540 But

01:22:59.700 We're

01:22:59.900 All

01:23:00.020 Just

01:23:00.160 Kind

01:23:00.380 Of

01:23:00.440 Like

01:23:00.600 Shitty

01:23:01.320 Humans

01:23:01.800 Walking

01:23:02.160 Around

01:23:02.380 Shitting

01:23:02.720 And

01:23:02.880 Pissing

01:23:03.280 And

01:23:03.440 Having

01:23:03.840 Itchy

01:23:04.220 Balls

01:23:04.720 And

01:23:04.800 We're

01:23:05.520 Dying

01:23:06.040 Slowly

01:23:06.700 With

01:23:07.100 Air

01:23:07.360 Hardenings

01:23:08.360 Happening

01:23:08.700 To

01:23:08.880 Us

01:23:09.160 Isn't

01:23:09.720 That

01:23:09.840 Wild

01:23:10.060 That

01:23:10.200 Oxygen

01:23:10.620 The

01:23:10.840 Same

01:23:11.040 Thing

01:23:11.220 That

01:23:11.360 Keeps

01:23:11.560 Us

01:23:11.680 Alive

01:23:11.980 Is

01:23:12.120 Also

01:23:12.320 Slowly

01:23:12.700 Killing

01:23:12.980 Us

01:23:13.200 That's

01:23:13.600 What

01:23:13.680 Happens

01:23:14.080 Really

01:23:14.400 Just

01:23:14.660 Like

01:23:14.800 A fruit

01:23:15.160 Damn

01:23:15.720 Fruit

01:23:16.100 The

01:23:16.440 Air

01:23:16.720 Gives

01:23:17.020 Life

01:23:17.600 But

01:23:17.760 If

01:23:17.880 You

01:23:17.980 Leave

01:23:18.520 It

01:23:18.620 Too

01:23:18.780 Long

01:23:19.020 The

01:23:19.240 Air

01:23:19.500 Actually

01:23:19.840 Kills

01:23:20.220 The

01:23:20.400 Fruit

01:23:20.620 It

01:23:20.960 Rots

01:23:21.240 It

01:23:21.360 That's

01:23:21.620 Air

01:23:21.820 Exposure

01:23:22.320 Overexposure

01:23:23.380 Damn

01:23:23.960 It's like

01:23:24.280 Aaron Brockovich

01:23:25.000 Kind of

01:23:25.400 It's

01:23:25.700 It's

01:23:26.980 Exactly

01:23:27.300 Like

01:23:27.520 Aaron Brockovich

01:23:28.200 Fuck

01:23:28.760 And

01:23:29.260 So

01:23:29.980 I love

01:23:30.540 That

01:23:30.720 Two

01:23:30.920 Man

01:23:31.100 Thing

01:23:31.400 And

01:23:31.540 That's

01:23:31.680 What

01:23:31.760 Me

01:23:31.860 And

01:23:31.960 Chris

01:23:32.140 Had

01:23:32.420 And

01:23:32.580 Maybe

01:23:33.760 It

01:23:33.920 Just

01:23:34.040 Kind

01:23:34.260 Of

01:23:34.360 Reached

01:23:34.600 Its

01:23:34.820 Thing

01:23:35.080 Where

01:23:35.200 It

01:23:35.280 Was

01:23:35.360 Like

01:23:35.500 We

01:23:35.760 Did

01:23:35.980 It

01:23:36.160 You

01:23:36.340 And

01:23:36.620 Like

01:23:36.860 When

01:23:37.500 You

01:23:37.580 Look

01:23:37.700 Back

01:23:37.960 That

01:23:38.980 Comedy

01:23:39.860 Exists

01:23:40.300 For

01:23:40.500 The

01:23:40.640 Three

01:23:40.840 Years

01:23:41.120 And

01:23:41.280 He's

01:23:41.940 Doing

01:23:42.120 Great

01:23:42.380 Stuff

01:23:42.680 I'm

01:23:42.880 Doing

01:23:43.060 Something

01:23:43.340 Different

01:23:43.700 Was

01:23:44.880 It

01:23:45.020 Scary

01:23:45.400 To

01:23:45.600 Change

01:23:45.920 That

01:23:46.120 Would

01:23:46.260 Be

01:23:46.360 The

01:23:46.500 Part

01:23:46.700 That's

01:23:46.940 Scary

01:23:47.160 For

01:23:47.380 Me

01:23:47.540 The

01:23:47.740 Scary

01:23:48.060 Part

01:23:48.340 To

01:23:48.500 Change

01:23:48.860 To

01:23:49.000 Think

01:23:49.180 Okay

01:23:49.540 Something

01:23:49.960 Else

01:23:50.300 Is

01:23:50.480 Going

01:23:50.620 To

01:23:50.700 Come

01:23:50.880 Along

01:23:51.180 That's

01:23:51.400 Going

01:23:51.500 To fill

01:23:51.760 This

01:23:52.020 Space

01:23:52.560 Or

01:23:53.440 I'm

01:23:53.760 Going

01:23:53.860 To

01:23:53.960 This

01:23:54.440 Is

01:23:54.560 Going

01:23:54.680 To

01:23:54.740 Affect

01:23:54.980 My

01:23:55.180 Creativity

01:23:55.800 Or

01:23:55.980 It's

01:23:56.060 Going

01:23:56.160 To

01:23:56.220 Affect

01:23:56.460 My

01:23:56.800 Live

01:23:57.600 Even

01:23:58.220 Like

01:23:58.480 My

01:23:58.760 Ticket

01:23:59.220 Sales

01:23:59.680 Or

01:23:59.860 My

01:24:00.020 People

01:24:00.380 To

01:24:00.520 Be

01:24:00.620 Able

01:24:00.720 To

01:24:00.840 Hear

01:24:01.100 Me

01:24:01.320 Did

01:24:01.520 Those

01:24:01.700 Kind

01:24:01.860 Of

01:24:01.920 Things

01:24:02.060 Come

01:24:02.240 Into

01:24:02.340 Your

01:24:02.440 Head

01:24:02.620 Because

01:24:02.820 That

01:24:02.980 Comes

01:24:03.760 Into

01:24:03.900 My

01:24:04.080 Head

01:24:04.260 Because

01:24:04.380 I

01:24:04.500 Do

01:24:04.660 Another

01:24:04.960 Podcast

01:24:05.360 I

01:24:05.720 Think

01:24:05.980 About

01:24:06.180 Well

01:24:06.380 If

01:24:06.500 I

01:24:06.620 Didn't

01:24:06.920 Do

01:24:07.080 This

01:24:07.560 Or

01:24:07.760 Or

01:24:08.080 If

01:24:08.220 I

01:24:08.320 Didn't

01:24:08.520 Do

01:24:08.680 This

01:24:09.100 Or

01:24:09.260 Now

01:24:10.260 We're

01:24:10.620 All

01:24:10.820 Our

01:24:10.980 Own

01:24:11.200 Businesses

01:24:11.780 So

01:24:12.000 Much

01:24:12.280 If

01:24:13.340 If

01:24:13.360 I

01:24:13.460 Let

01:24:13.720 Go

01:24:13.920 Of

01:24:14.080 One

01:24:14.320 Little

01:24:14.540 Segment

01:24:14.940 Of

01:24:15.080 My

01:24:15.240 Business

01:24:15.660 Is

01:24:16.000 Is

01:24:16.020 That

01:24:16.200 Gonna

01:24:16.460 Mess

01:24:17.440 Everything

01:24:17.880 Up

01:24:18.280 It

01:24:18.460 Gets

01:24:18.620 Scary

01:24:19.000 Yeah

01:24:19.520 I

01:24:19.840 Used

01:24:20.100 To

01:24:20.280 Worry

01:24:20.520 A

01:24:20.680 Lot

01:24:20.820 More

01:24:21.020 With

01:24:21.260 That

01:24:21.480 I

01:24:21.600 Didn't

01:24:21.800 Worry

01:24:22.080 At

01:24:22.260 All

01:24:22.480 And

01:24:22.720 Even

01:24:23.060 Thinking

01:24:23.380 About

01:24:23.600 It

01:24:23.700 When

01:24:23.780 You

01:24:23.880 Were

01:24:23.980 Asking

01:24:24.300 It

01:24:24.480 Is

01:24:24.600 Like

01:24:24.760 I

01:24:25.720 Don't

01:24:25.900 I

01:24:26.220 Guess

01:24:26.420 That

01:24:26.980 Means

01:24:27.160 I

01:24:27.280 Matured

01:24:27.680 A

01:24:27.740 Little

01:24:27.860 Bit

01:24:28.080 Cause

01:24:28.300 It's

01:24:28.500 Like

01:24:28.780 Maybe

01:24:29.320 You

01:24:29.440 Believe

01:24:29.700 In

01:24:29.800 Yourself

01:24:30.100 A

01:24:30.260 Little

01:24:30.340 More

01:24:30.560 You

01:24:30.720 Just

01:24:30.900 Trust

01:24:31.460 Something

01:24:32.340 Something's

01:24:32.440 Gonna

01:24:32.580 Happen

01:24:33.080 You

01:24:33.220 Believe

01:24:33.420 In

01:24:33.520 Your

01:24:33.640 Talents

01:24:34.060 And

01:24:34.340 Also

01:24:34.680 Taking

01:24:35.220 Me

01:24:36.300 Accepting

01:24:37.140 My

01:24:37.440 Own

01:24:37.620 Mortality

01:24:38.300 Which

01:24:38.780 Was

01:24:38.940 Something

01:24:39.240 That

01:24:39.520 Always

01:24:39.800 Scared

01:24:40.180 Me

01:24:40.460 Yeah

01:24:40.860 Helps

01:24:42.180 Because

01:24:42.900 It

01:24:43.120 Takes

01:24:43.340 The

01:24:43.540 Pressure

01:24:43.940 Off

01:24:44.120 Everything

01:24:44.740 It's

01:24:45.560 Like

01:24:45.680 If

01:24:45.840 It's

01:24:46.040 Good

01:24:46.320 Or

01:24:46.580 It's

01:24:46.760 Not

01:24:47.000 It

01:24:47.160 Doesn't

01:24:47.500 Matter

01:24:47.900 Like

01:24:48.260 Because

01:24:48.780 It's

01:24:48.980 Ephemeral

01:24:49.580 It's

01:24:50.180 Going

01:24:50.400 Away

01:24:50.660 Anyway

01:24:51.060 So

01:24:51.660 Might

01:24:51.860 As

01:24:51.940 Well

01:24:52.040 Try

01:24:52.220 To

01:24:52.340 Connect

01:24:52.660 To

01:24:52.820 People

01:24:53.040 Might

01:24:53.300 As

01:24:53.380 Well

01:24:53.440 Try

01:24:53.640 To

01:24:53.720 Have

01:24:53.840 A

01:24:53.940 Good

01:24:54.060 Time

01:24:54.400 Whether

01:24:55.040 There's

01:24:55.360 Money

01:24:55.620 Involved

01:24:56.060 Or

01:24:56.220 Not

01:24:56.560 As

01:24:56.960 Long

01:24:57.180 As

01:24:57.320 I'm

01:24:57.460 Having

01:24:57.680 A

01:24:57.840 Good

01:24:58.000 Time

01:24:58.420 The

01:24:58.860 Experience

01:24:59.280 Is

01:24:59.480 The

01:24:59.640 Same

01:24:59.920 Like

01:25:00.400 If

01:25:00.500 Me

01:25:00.640 And

01:25:00.760 You

01:25:01.080 Were

01:25:01.240 Sitting

01:25:01.460 Here

01:25:01.760 This

01:25:02.620 Is

01:25:02.760 A

01:25:02.860 Huge

01:25:03.100 Podcast

01:25:03.520 Right

01:25:03.980 If

01:25:05.280 It

01:25:05.380 Was

01:25:05.480 A

01:25:05.600 Small

01:25:05.820 Podcast

01:25:06.220 What

01:25:07.020 Would

01:25:07.140 Be

01:25:07.220 The

01:25:07.380 Difference

01:25:07.680 In

01:25:07.820 The

01:25:07.940 Feeling

01:25:08.420 That

01:25:08.720 Me

01:25:08.940 And

01:25:09.100 You

01:25:09.240 Are

01:25:09.360 Having

01:25:09.660 There

01:25:09.800 Be

01:25:09.900 No

01:25:10.060 Difference

01:25:10.560 Yeah

01:25:11.080 Right

01:25:11.320 Be

01:25:11.460 No

01:25:11.580 Difference

01:25:11.980 Between

01:25:12.280 Like

01:25:12.480 What

01:25:12.640 We're

01:25:12.820 Trying

01:25:13.120 To

01:25:13.220 Do

01:25:13.380 Here

01:25:13.640 Trying

01:25:14.020 To

01:25:14.120 To

01:25:14.340 Get

01:25:14.520 To

01:25:14.540 Each

01:25:14.740 Other

01:25:14.940 Which

01:25:15.160 Is

01:25:15.320 A

01:25:15.780 You

01:25:16.260 Know

01:25:16.460 Challenge

01:25:17.020 For

01:25:17.260 Like

01:25:17.500 We're

01:25:17.640 Just

01:25:17.740 Meet

01:25:17.920 Each

01:25:18.100 Other

01:25:18.240 Too

01:25:18.500 And

01:25:18.700 It's

01:25:19.240 Filmed

01:25:19.580 Because

01:25:19.740 Why

01:25:19.920 Not

01:25:20.100 Monetize

01:25:20.620 That

01:25:20.820 In

01:25:21.140 This

01:25:21.320 Era

01:25:21.600 Sometimes

01:25:23.640 My

01:25:24.060 Wife

01:25:24.300 Talks

01:25:24.640 I'm

01:25:24.720 Like

01:25:24.820 Don't

01:25:25.040 Speak

01:25:25.360 Unless

01:25:25.660 You

01:25:25.820 Fucking

01:25:26.080 We've

01:25:26.320 Got

01:25:26.420 Cameras

01:25:26.800 Rolling

01:25:27.060 So

01:25:28.980 The

01:25:29.560 The other

01:25:29.700 Day

01:25:29.900 I

01:25:29.960 Invited

01:25:30.300 A

01:25:30.460 Friend

01:25:30.660 Up

01:25:30.940 That

01:25:31.500 I

01:25:31.640 Don't

01:25:31.860 Know

01:25:32.120 But

01:25:32.340 I

01:25:32.480 Kind

01:25:32.640 Have

01:25:32.720 A

01:25:32.860 Buddy

01:25:33.080 Out

01:25:33.320 For

01:25:33.500 Lunch

01:25:33.880 And

01:25:34.040 I

01:25:34.120 Was

01:25:34.260 Like

01:25:34.460 Fuck

01:25:35.140 It

01:25:35.280 Feels

01:25:35.460 Insane

01:25:35.840 Inviting

01:25:36.180 Somebody

01:25:36.600 Out

01:25:36.820 But

01:25:37.000 Not

01:25:37.220 To

01:25:37.400 Podcast

01:25:37.880 Because

01:25:39.940 It

01:25:40.060 Gets

01:25:40.240 So

01:25:40.440 Busy

01:25:40.740 But

01:25:40.920 Go

01:25:41.060 On

01:25:41.200 I

01:25:41.280 Interrupted

01:25:41.740 Yeah

01:25:41.880 No

01:25:42.240 But

01:25:42.360 I

01:25:42.420 Was

01:25:42.520 Just

01:25:42.640 Saying

01:25:42.820 It

01:25:42.980 It's

01:25:43.260 That

01:25:43.620 Takes

01:25:43.880 The

01:25:44.020 Pressure

01:25:44.280 Off

01:25:44.440 For

01:25:44.600 Me

01:25:44.700 A lot

01:25:45.060 That

01:25:45.500 Takes

01:25:45.700 The

01:25:45.840 Pressure

01:25:46.040 Off

01:25:46.220 When

01:25:46.340 I

01:25:46.440 Think

01:25:46.600 About

01:25:46.820 That

01:25:47.080 I

01:25:47.580 Put

01:25:47.780 Things

01:25:47.960 Into

01:25:48.120 Perspective

01:25:48.600 And

01:25:48.740 Go

01:25:48.880 Like

01:25:49.140 When

01:25:50.340 You

01:25:50.420 Talking

01:25:50.680 About

01:25:50.860 Do

01:25:51.140 I

01:25:51.240 Get

01:25:51.400 Scared

01:25:51.820 Scared

01:25:52.720 About

01:25:52.840 It's

01:25:53.300 Going

01:25:53.420 Hurt

01:25:53.540 My

01:25:53.700 Ticket

01:25:53.920 Sales

01:25:54.160 Or

01:25:54.280 My

01:25:54.380 Livelihood

01:25:54.880 That

01:25:55.580 Fear

01:25:55.880 Always

01:25:56.180 Creeps

01:25:56.640 In

01:25:56.820 But

01:25:56.920 Then

01:25:57.020 I

01:25:57.140 Realized

01:25:57.560 Like

01:25:57.860 Even

01:25:59.340 If

01:25:59.540 It

01:25:59.680 Does

01:26:00.500 You

01:26:01.400 Know

01:26:01.620 I'm

01:26:02.540 Dying

01:26:02.840 Anyway

01:26:03.200 Or

01:26:03.540 Even

01:26:03.720 If

01:26:03.860 It

01:26:04.000 Doesn't

01:26:04.380 And

01:26:04.500 I

01:26:04.580 Get

01:26:04.720 Money

01:26:04.960 I'm

01:26:05.320 Still

01:26:05.580 Dying

01:26:06.000 Anyway

01:26:06.360 So

01:26:06.960 Hopefully

01:26:07.360 I'm

01:26:07.520 Having

01:26:07.700 A

01:26:07.880 Good

01:26:08.040 Time

01:26:08.500 And

01:26:09.020 The

01:26:09.460 One

01:26:09.680 Thing

01:26:09.880 I

01:26:10.040 Did

01:26:10.540 The

01:26:10.780 Silver

01:26:11.140 Lining

01:26:11.480 From

01:26:11.740 Having

01:26:11.980 That

01:26:12.200 Moment

01:26:12.440 When

01:26:12.600 I

01:26:12.700 Got

01:26:12.860 Shot

01:26:13.280 And

01:26:13.900 I

01:26:14.100 Can

01:26:14.280 Share

01:26:14.580 And

01:26:14.800 It

01:26:15.060 Is

01:26:15.220 An

01:26:15.440 Experience

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01:26:17.500 Where

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01:26:18.700 Die

01:26:18.960 In

01:26:19.120 That

01:26:19.260 Moment

01:26:19.460 You

01:26:19.600 Think

01:26:19.780 It's

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01:26:22.460 Felt

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01:26:23.520 Have

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01:26:23.900 Moment

01:26:24.220 It's

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01:26:27.960 Like

01:26:28.200 You

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01:26:30.260 In

01:26:30.380 Two

01:26:30.560 Seconds

01:26:30.980 How

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01:26:31.980 That

01:26:32.100 Whole

01:26:32.280 Story

01:26:32.580 Happen

01:26:32.940 And

01:26:33.040 Scientists

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01:26:34.160 Saying

01:26:34.320 It

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01:26:35.100 A

01:26:35.220 Second

01:26:35.480 Your

01:26:36.120 Brain

01:26:36.420 Somehow

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01:26:37.440 Where

01:26:37.560 You

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01:26:37.740 This

01:26:38.020 Recap

01:26:38.640 Where

01:26:39.260 You

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01:26:39.620 Yourself

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01:26:40.700 Have

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01:26:43.240 Everything

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01:26:45.420 Like

01:26:45.540 I

01:26:45.800 I

01:26:45.820 Didn't

01:26:45.980 Like

01:26:46.240 It

01:26:46.460 So

01:26:46.740 Thankfully

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01:26:47.460 Was

01:26:47.580 Able

01:26:47.760 To

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01:26:48.740 Then

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01:26:49.780 I

01:26:49.900 Also

01:26:50.180 Burdened

01:26:50.940 With

01:26:51.060 This

01:26:51.220 Knowledge

01:26:51.500 Of

01:27:01.260 Lived

01:27:01.660 I

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01:27:02.760 To

01:27:02.980 Whatever

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01:27:04.020 Want

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01:27:04.420 Do

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01:27:06.000 I

01:27:06.280 Tried

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01:27:07.340 Or

01:27:07.520 To

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01:27:12.000 Felt

01:27:12.280 Important

01:27:12.720 In

01:27:12.840 That

01:27:12.980 Moment

01:27:13.260 And

01:27:13.480 Like

01:27:13.700 Wow

01:27:14.620 So

01:27:14.820 I

01:27:14.920 Guess

01:27:15.060 That's

01:27:15.300 The

01:27:15.420 Silver

01:27:15.640 Lining

01:27:15.920 Of

01:27:16.040 That

01:27:16.120 Moment

01:27:16.300 It

01:27:16.460 Sucked

01:27:16.940 Other

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01:27:17.280 That

01:27:17.520 And

01:27:17.640 Like

01:27:17.760 Knowing

01:27:17.980 Oh

01:27:18.360 Shit

01:27:18.600 That's

01:27:19.280 What

01:27:19.400 You

01:27:19.520 Live

01:27:19.720 For

01:27:20.020 You

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01:27:20.540 For

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01:27:31.400 A

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01:27:32.020 And

01:27:32.560 You

01:27:32.660 Have

01:27:32.860 That

01:27:33.000 Moment

01:27:33.240 Of

01:27:33.360 Awareness

01:27:33.860 That's

01:27:35.200 Interesting

01:27:35.460 Are

01:27:35.820 You

01:27:35.940 Able

01:27:36.080 To

01:27:36.220 Recreate

01:27:36.680 That

01:27:36.840 Moment

01:27:37.080 In

01:27:37.320 Any

01:27:37.620 Other

01:27:37.800 Way

01:27:38.060 In

01:27:38.180 Your

01:27:38.280 Life

01:27:38.520 That

01:27:38.640 You

01:27:38.680 Noticed

01:27:39.040 Since

01:27:39.300 Then

01:27:39.500 Are

01:27:39.600 There

01:27:39.700 Times

01:27:40.800 You

01:27:40.920 Like

01:27:41.040 Oh

01:27:41.220 This

01:27:41.420 Is

01:27:41.560 A

01:27:41.640 Little

01:27:41.740 Bit

01:27:41.860 Of

01:27:41.960 A

01:27:42.060 Recreation

01:27:42.560 Of

01:27:42.700 That

01:27:42.920 No

01:27:43.700 Wow

01:27:44.340 No

01:27:44.780 No

01:27:45.480 There's

01:27:46.020 So

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01:27:48.000 So

01:27:48.240 Weird

01:27:48.640 That

01:27:48.880 Fucking

01:27:49.180 Moment

01:27:49.520 Man

01:27:49.840 It's

01:27:50.180 A

01:27:50.340 Weird

01:27:50.680 Moment

01:27:51.120 Fuck

01:27:51.540 Where

01:27:51.740 Were

01:28:01.260 Having

01:28:01.640 All

01:28:01.780 These

01:28:01.980 Thoughts

01:28:02.720 You

01:28:02.840 Know

01:28:02.980 And

01:28:03.120 Like

01:28:03.320 Feelings

01:28:04.140 About

01:28:04.780 People

01:28:05.000 I

01:28:05.140 Love

01:28:05.520 Bad

01:28:05.880 Things

01:28:06.080 I

01:28:06.200 Done

01:28:06.700 You're

01:28:07.040 Bleeding

01:28:07.460 I'm

01:28:08.080 Bleeding

01:28:08.520 It's

01:28:08.740 All

01:28:08.940 Happening

01:28:09.420 It

01:28:09.540 Happens

01:28:09.760 In

01:28:09.840 A

01:28:09.980 Second

01:28:10.280 The

01:28:10.580 Sound

01:28:11.000 I

01:28:11.600 Can't

01:28:11.820 Remember

01:28:12.100 The

01:28:12.280 Sequence

01:28:12.720 Of

01:28:12.880 It's

01:28:13.020 Just

01:28:13.140 Kind

01:28:13.340 Of

01:28:13.440 Happening

01:28:13.920 And

01:28:14.040 You're

01:28:14.160 In

01:28:14.240 The

01:28:14.360 Moment

01:28:14.620 And

01:28:15.660 You're

01:28:16.080 In

01:28:16.200 Two

01:28:16.320 Places

01:28:16.740 I'm

01:28:17.020 In

01:28:17.120 The

01:28:17.240 Moment

01:28:17.440 Reacting

01:28:17.980 Doing

01:28:18.180 The

01:28:18.300 Things

01:28:18.460 I

01:28:18.580 Doing

01:28:18.860 With

01:28:19.000 Him

01:28:19.240 Like

01:28:19.520 We

01:28:19.620 Tussling

01:28:20.680 And

01:28:21.620 I

01:28:22.460 Was

01:28:22.620 Also

01:28:22.880 Like

01:28:23.120 Someplace

01:28:23.560 Else

01:28:23.840 In

01:28:24.020 This

01:28:24.160 Last

01:28:24.940 Moment

01:28:25.280 Place

01:28:25.760 Where

01:28:26.620 Something

01:28:27.340 In

01:28:27.600 You

01:28:27.720 Knows

01:28:27.960 Like

01:28:28.100 Oh

01:28:28.280 Shit

01:28:28.500 This

01:28:28.700 Is

01:28:28.820 It

01:28:29.040 Because

01:28:29.680 I

01:28:29.800 Didn't

01:28:29.940 Think

01:28:30.120 I

01:28:30.220 Was

01:28:30.340 Living

01:28:30.560 I

01:28:30.700 I

01:28:30.720 I

01:28:30.860 I

01:28:31.440 I

01:28:31.920 I

01:28:32.080 I

01:28:32.200 I

01:28:32.360 I'm

01:28:32.380 Shot

01:28:32.760 It

01:28:33.480 Feels

01:28:33.880 Ominous

01:28:34.520 I

01:28:34.960 Don't

01:28:35.120 Know

01:28:35.420 I

01:28:35.580 Just

01:28:35.780 My

01:28:36.500 Mind

01:28:36.760 I'm

01:28:37.640 Dying

01:28:38.000 This

01:28:38.300 Is

01:28:38.420 It

01:28:38.660 It's

01:28:39.180 Over

01:28:39.460 The

01:28:39.920 Whole

01:28:40.120 Thing

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01:28:41.520 In

01:28:41.840 This

01:28:42.140 Effect

01:28:42.460 You

01:28:42.660 You

01:28:43.460 Can

01:28:43.800 Cognitively

01:28:44.820 Know

01:28:45.200 You

01:28:45.700 Can

01:28:45.880 Cognitively

01:28:46.740 Say

01:28:46.960 To

01:28:47.080 Yourself

01:28:47.460 Life

01:28:48.100 Is

01:28:48.280 Finite

01:28:48.780 But

01:28:49.280 You

01:28:49.380 Can't

01:28:49.600 Really

01:28:49.760 Feel

01:28:50.200 It

01:28:50.360 No

01:28:50.520 You

01:28:50.640 Can't

01:28:50.840 Feel

01:28:51.020 It

01:28:51.140 Unless

01:28:51.800 You're

01:28:52.080 In

01:28:52.360 It

01:28:52.520 And

01:28:52.840 Then

01:28:52.940 You're

01:28:53.000 Like

01:28:53.120 Oh

01:28:53.380 Fuck

01:28:53.720 And

01:28:53.860 It's

01:28:54.020 All

01:28:54.300 Like

01:28:54.540 The

01:28:54.860 The

01:28:55.060 Reality

01:28:55.580 Of

01:28:55.780 It

01:28:55.940 Being

01:28:56.540 So

01:28:56.780 Ephemeral

01:28:57.240 And

01:28:57.400 All

01:28:57.700 Going

01:28:57.980 Away

01:28:58.300 Is

01:28:58.480 Just

01:28:58.640 Like

01:28:58.840 It's

01:28:59.580 Freaky

01:29:00.000 Man

01:29:00.280 It's

01:29:00.500 Like

01:29:00.680 Just

01:29:01.320 Now

01:29:01.560 When

01:29:01.660 I

01:29:01.680 Was

01:29:01.800 Talking

01:29:02.060 I

01:29:02.240 I

01:29:02.280 Was

01:29:02.340 Like

01:29:02.460 Oh

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01:29:03.060 You

01:29:04.100 Oh

01:29:04.600 Yeah

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01:29:04.940 You

01:29:05.020 Get

01:29:05.120 That

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01:29:05.580 Sometimes

01:29:06.020 Like

01:29:06.220 This

01:29:06.380 Is

01:29:06.500 All

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01:29:06.900 Disappear

01:29:07.620 One

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01:29:08.180 Fucking

01:29:08.640 Like

01:29:09.120 Just

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01:29:09.460 I

01:29:09.560 Felt

01:29:09.740 Translucent

01:29:10.500 I

01:29:10.700 Felt

01:29:11.000 Invisible

01:29:11.480 Just

01:29:11.780 Even

01:29:11.960 When

01:29:12.120 I

01:29:12.140 Was

01:29:12.200 Talking

01:29:12.460 About

01:29:12.600 I

01:29:12.700 Felt

01:29:12.940 Like

01:29:13.220 Blurry

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01:29:14.800 Oh

01:29:14.940 Fuck

01:29:15.500 This

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01:29:16.380 You

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01:29:17.420 In

01:29:17.760 Its

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01:29:18.320 It's

01:29:18.520 Like

01:29:18.660 Really

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01:29:19.560 An

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01:29:20.080 Painting

01:29:20.460 There's

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01:29:20.940 Defined

01:29:22.020 And

01:29:22.220 We're

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01:29:22.820 The

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01:29:34.100 Yeah

01:29:34.600 If

01:29:35.000 You're

01:29:35.120 Having

01:29:35.260 Fun

01:29:35.680 What's

01:29:36.820 The

01:29:36.920 Difference

01:29:37.160 Yeah

01:29:37.380 Cause

01:29:37.580 Sometimes

01:29:37.840 I'm

01:29:38.280 Like

01:29:38.460 Am I

01:29:38.740 How

01:29:38.940 Much

01:29:39.120 Fun

01:29:39.420 What

01:29:39.620 Am I

01:29:39.860 Doing

01:29:40.020 How

01:29:40.180 Much

01:29:40.340 Pressure

01:29:40.760 Am I

01:29:40.960 Putting

01:29:41.200 On

01:29:41.320 Myself

01:29:41.640 You

01:29:41.780 Know

01:29:41.840 I

01:29:41.940 Think

01:29:42.140 About

01:29:42.300 Those

01:29:42.480 Things

01:29:42.660 All

01:29:42.800 The

01:29:42.900 Time

01:29:43.100 Am

01:29:43.220 I

01:29:43.320 Working

01:29:43.660 To

01:29:43.880 You

01:29:43.960 Know

01:29:44.080 Just

01:29:44.340 Like

01:29:44.660 It's

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01:29:45.800 Sometimes

01:29:46.400 To

01:29:46.740 Do

01:29:47.640 You

01:29:47.680 Have

01:29:47.820 Any

01:29:47.920 Hobbies

01:29:48.740 You

01:29:48.860 Like

01:29:49.040 To

01:29:49.160 Do

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01:29:50.140 Something

01:29:50.760 Else

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01:29:51.800 About

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01:29:52.640 Like

01:29:52.840 Doing

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01:29:53.500 And

01:29:53.680 I

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01:29:53.960 Doing

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01:29:56.440 Playing

01:29:56.720 Wordle

01:29:57.420 Playing

01:29:57.880 Scrabble

01:29:58.420 On

01:29:58.500 My

01:29:58.640 Phone

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01:30:01.760 Things

01:30:01.980 You

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01:30:02.580 No

01:30:02.880 Anxiety

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01:30:05.220 That's

01:30:05.440 What

01:30:05.560 It

01:30:05.700 I

01:30:05.740 Like

01:30:05.760 Talking

01:30:06.000 To

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01:30:06.700 Those

01:30:09.160 Are

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01:30:10.140 Dessert

01:30:11.300 Dessert

01:30:12.220 It's

01:30:12.380 A

01:30:12.460 Great

01:30:12.680 Moment

01:30:13.100 Good

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01:30:14.240 A

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01:30:14.580 Good

01:30:14.820 Moment

01:30:15.140 Yeah

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01:30:16.500 Good

01:30:16.660 Feelings

01:30:17.080 I

01:30:17.200 Had

01:30:17.300 A

01:30:17.380 Couple

01:30:17.540 Last

01:30:17.880 Night

01:30:18.160 Boy

01:30:18.360 Had

01:30:18.580 Too

01:30:18.780 Many

01:30:19.060 I

01:30:19.480 Like

01:30:19.640 Going

01:30:19.820 To

01:30:20.000 Different

01:30:20.240 Meetings

01:30:20.920 And

01:30:21.100 Shit

01:30:21.520 What

01:30:23.320 Let's

01:30:24.620 Pull

01:30:24.760 That

01:30:24.900 News

01:30:25.080 Story

01:30:25.260 That

01:30:25.420 Came

01:30:25.620 Back

01:30:25.820 Up

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01:30:26.620 Time

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01:30:27.580 Curious

01:30:27.880 As to

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01:30:28.820 The

01:30:28.960 Wedding

01:30:29.280 And

01:30:29.440 Stuff

01:30:29.700 Like

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01:30:31.800 Issues

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01:30:34.500 Ton

01:30:34.660 Of

01:30:34.780 That

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01:30:35.200 Yeah

01:30:35.800 Well

01:30:36.160 The

01:30:36.500 Wedding

01:30:37.740 Material

01:30:38.680 You

01:30:38.880 Talking

01:30:39.140 About

01:30:39.340 Oh

01:30:39.500 The

01:30:39.600 Wedding

01:30:39.780 Material

01:30:40.140 But

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01:30:40.520 Just

01:30:40.700 Like

01:30:40.860 You

01:30:40.960 Said

01:30:41.260 You

01:30:41.600 Didn't

01:30:41.940 Think

01:30:42.120 You

01:30:42.180 Were

01:30:42.260 Going

01:30:42.360 To

01:30:42.400 Get

01:30:42.540 Married

01:30:42.960 Cause

01:30:43.180 I

01:30:43.320 Worry

01:30:43.560 About

01:30:43.780 That

01:30:43.960 Sometimes

01:30:44.280 I

01:30:44.480 Was

01:30:44.620 Scared

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01:35:00.000 He

01:35:00.100 Works

01:35:00.380 Out

01:35:00.560 So

01:35:00.720 Much

01:35:00.900 And

01:35:01.000 Put

01:35:01.140 His

01:35:01.240 Addiction

01:35:01.560 Another

01:35:01.840 Place

01:35:02.060 It's

01:35:02.780 Just

01:35:02.920 I

01:35:03.260 Know

01:35:03.680 How

01:35:04.020 Hard

01:35:04.360 What

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01:35:04.720 Does

01:35:05.080 Is

01:35:05.460 I

01:35:05.940 Know

01:35:06.140 What

01:35:06.240 He's

01:35:06.400 Going

01:35:06.620 Through

01:35:06.860 I

01:35:07.040 Have

01:35:07.200 People

01:35:07.440 Very

01:35:07.680 Close

01:35:07.960 To

01:35:08.100 Who

01:35:08.400 Have

01:35:08.560 Lost

01:35:10.480 That

01:35:10.700 Battle

01:35:10.960 For

01:35:11.140 Now

01:35:11.440 In

01:35:12.120 Big

01:35:12.360 Ways

01:35:12.660 That

01:35:12.820 Are

01:35:12.920 Painful

01:35:13.500 And

01:35:14.820 Then

01:35:14.960 Him

01:35:15.340 To

01:35:24.700 Anything

01:35:24.860 Like

01:35:25.040 That

01:35:25.260 It's

01:35:25.440 Like

01:35:25.580 You

01:35:26.240 Know

01:35:26.400 I

01:35:26.720 Know

01:35:26.960 He's

01:35:27.540 He's

01:35:27.820 Fighting

01:35:28.060 That

01:35:28.260 Battle

01:35:28.600 And

01:35:28.880 I

01:35:29.240 Just

01:35:29.700 I

01:35:30.260 Have

01:35:30.420 All

01:35:30.720 The

01:35:30.880 Respect

01:35:31.220 For

01:35:31.440 People

01:35:31.700 Who

01:35:31.860 Have

01:35:32.000 To

01:35:32.100 Go

01:35:32.940 Through

01:35:33.140 That

01:35:33.320 You

01:35:33.440 Know

01:35:33.540 I'm

01:35:33.740 Lucky

01:35:34.060 Enough

01:35:34.360 It's

01:35:34.860 Just

01:35:34.980 Lucky

01:35:35.420 That

01:35:36.000 You

01:35:36.160 Don't

01:35:36.340 Have

01:35:36.620 That

01:35:36.920 Yeah

01:35:37.620 It's

01:35:37.760 Like

01:35:37.860 My

01:35:38.000 Dad

01:35:38.300 My

01:35:38.840 Dad

01:35:39.080 Told

01:35:39.320 Me

01:35:39.560 He

01:35:39.840 It

01:35:40.180 Was

01:35:40.360 Very

01:35:40.680 Cynical

01:35:41.100 But

01:35:41.260 He

01:35:41.320 Told

01:35:41.520 Me

01:35:41.700 Everyone

01:35:42.220 It's

01:35:43.320 Luck

01:35:43.680 Most

01:35:43.960 Of

01:35:44.120 Life

01:35:44.280 Is

01:35:44.440 Luck

01:35:44.840 And

01:35:45.060 That

01:35:45.180 Was

01:35:45.320 Very

01:35:45.620 Disconcerting

01:35:46.440 Here

01:35:46.640 As

01:35:46.820 A

01:35:46.960 Young

01:35:47.120 Person

01:35:47.440 But

01:35:47.640 The

01:35:48.180 Way

01:35:48.300 He

01:35:48.400 Explained

01:35:48.780 Is

01:35:48.960 Like

01:35:49.120 Even

01:35:49.340 If

01:35:49.480 You

01:35:49.560 Have

01:35:49.720 Your

01:35:49.840 Health

01:35:50.180 Like

01:35:50.800 Michael

01:35:51.280 Jordan

01:35:51.540 You

01:35:51.620 Go

01:35:51.740 Oh

01:35:51.920 Michael

01:35:52.140 Jordan

01:35:52.560 That's

01:35:53.300 Not

01:35:53.440 Luck

01:35:53.680 That's

01:35:53.940 Yeah

01:35:54.200 Yeah

01:35:54.400 Yeah

01:35:54.440 It

01:35:54.640 Is

01:35:54.780 But

01:35:54.940 Like

01:35:55.120 He's

01:35:55.520 Lucky

01:35:55.780 He

01:35:55.940 Didn't

01:35:56.100 Get

01:35:56.240 Hit

01:35:56.360 By

01:35:56.500 A car

01:35:56.880 He's

01:35:57.420 Lucky

01:35:57.740 We're

01:35:58.220 Always

01:35:58.640 Lucky

01:35:59.060 If

01:35:59.300 We're

01:35:59.480 Like

01:35:59.660 Healthy

01:36:00.040 Or

01:36:00.580 Like

01:36:00.820 Nothing

01:36:01.200 Bad

01:36:01.560 Happened

01:36:02.000 Cause

01:36:02.620 We

01:36:02.760 Don't

01:36:02.920 Control

01:36:03.320 That

01:36:03.560 Shit

01:36:03.900 Shooter

01:36:05.980 Come in

01:36:06.260 Here

01:36:06.360 Right

01:36:06.560 Now

01:36:06.780 And

01:36:06.900 End

01:36:07.100 Us

01:36:07.360 Yeah

01:36:07.680 And

01:36:07.820 You

01:36:07.940 Already

01:36:08.180 Got

01:36:08.400 Shot

01:36:08.760 Yeah

01:36:09.100 So

01:36:10.000 At

01:36:10.140 This

01:36:10.320 Point

01:36:10.640 Probably

01:36:11.940 Gonna

01:36:12.180 Be

01:36:12.420 Your

01:36:12.600 Boy

01:36:12.900 Right

01:36:13.120 Yeah

01:36:13.580 Yeah

01:36:14.080 Chances

01:36:14.820 Happens

01:36:15.180 Twice

01:36:15.500 I

01:36:15.760 Don't

01:36:15.900 Want

01:36:16.120 That

01:36:16.400 No

01:36:16.620 You

01:36:16.740 Don't

01:36:16.880 Want

01:36:17.080 That

01:36:17.380 But

01:36:17.680 Yeah

01:36:17.860 I

01:36:17.980 Can

01:36:18.120 Just

01:36:18.280 Totally

01:36:18.520 Man

01:36:18.740 My

01:36:18.940 Whole

01:36:19.180 Life

01:36:19.460 I've

01:36:19.620 Had

01:36:19.740 That

01:36:19.880 Commitment

01:36:20.260 That

01:36:20.440 When

01:36:20.920 It

01:36:21.040 Comes

01:36:21.260 To

01:36:21.380 Relationships

01:36:21.960 And

01:36:22.120 Stuff

01:36:22.280 Like

01:36:22.420 That

01:36:22.560 Commitment

01:36:23.120 You

01:36:23.340 Know

01:36:23.500 Like

01:36:23.700 Not

01:36:24.020 Even

01:36:24.240 Never

01:36:33.900 I

01:36:34.220 Would

01:36:34.360 Never

01:36:34.720 Want

01:36:35.120 To

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01:36:35.640 Have

01:36:36.040 Somebody

01:36:36.440 Else

01:36:36.800 Have

01:36:37.540 A

01:36:37.700 Say

01:36:38.020 In

01:36:38.200 Who

01:36:38.460 I

01:36:38.640 Was

01:36:39.080 You

01:36:39.360 Know

01:36:39.600 That

01:36:41.880 Means

01:36:42.100 You're

01:36:42.280 Independent

01:36:42.740 You're

01:36:43.120 Strong

01:36:43.480 It

01:36:43.760 Does

01:36:44.060 But

01:36:44.260 It's

01:36:44.440 Also

01:36:44.700 About

01:36:45.240 Commitment

01:36:45.780 Like

01:36:46.000 You

01:36:46.160 Know

01:36:46.280 It's

01:36:46.460 Really

01:36:46.660 About

01:36:47.080 That's

01:36:47.840 True

01:36:47.940 Some

01:36:48.140 Of

01:36:48.180 It

01:36:48.260 Could

01:36:48.360 Be

01:36:48.500 Independence

01:36:48.940 But

01:36:49.520 I

01:36:49.940 Think

01:36:50.140 Some

01:36:50.360 Of

01:36:50.480 It's

01:36:50.620 About

01:36:50.900 Like

01:36:51.360 Yeah

01:36:52.540 I

01:36:52.660 Just

01:36:52.840 Want

01:36:53.040 To

01:36:53.120 Be

01:36:53.260 Totally

01:36:53.600 Stand

01:36:53.960 On

01:36:54.080 My

01:36:54.240 Own

01:36:54.480 And

01:36:55.020 I

01:36:55.140 Don't

01:36:55.280 Want

01:36:55.520 If

01:36:55.720 Somebody

01:36:56.020 Think

01:37:03.900 Reflect

01:37:04.460 On

01:37:04.660 You

01:37:04.840 Right

01:37:05.100 Yeah

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01:37:05.720 Is

01:37:05.840 Kind

01:37:06.000 Of

01:37:06.080 A

01:37:06.160 Crazy

01:37:06.400 Selfish

01:37:06.840 Way

01:37:06.980 To

01:37:07.120 Think

01:37:07.320 It's

01:37:07.540 Not

01:37:07.700 Even

01:37:07.860 It's

01:37:08.280 Not

01:37:08.400 A

01:37:08.500 Choice

01:37:08.760 I

01:37:08.940 Make

01:37:09.180 It's

01:37:09.380 Something

01:37:09.600 That

01:37:09.760 Was

01:37:09.880 Baked

01:37:10.180 Into

01:37:10.480 Me

01:37:10.740 Right

01:37:11.080 You

01:37:11.420 Know

01:37:11.560 It's

01:37:11.740 Something

01:37:11.920 That

01:37:12.100 I

01:37:12.220 Know

01:37:12.400 Isn't

01:37:12.940 Healthy

01:37:13.340 Or

01:37:13.560 Conducive

01:37:14.080 To

01:37:14.260 Feeling

01:37:14.560 Okay

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01:37:15.880 It

01:37:16.020 Weird

01:37:16.380 How

01:37:16.600 We're

01:37:16.820 Like

01:37:17.000 These

01:37:17.220 Sensitive

01:37:17.780 Like

01:37:18.120 Of

01:37:18.400 All

01:37:18.940 The

01:37:19.140 Species

01:37:19.620 We're

01:37:19.900 Like

01:37:20.100 This

01:37:20.400 This

01:37:20.420 Most

01:37:21.540 Sensitive

01:37:22.120 With

01:37:22.480 Feelings

01:37:23.040 And

01:37:23.260 Freudian

01:37:23.840 Issues

01:37:24.240 Like

01:37:24.440 A

01:37:24.780 Turtle

01:37:25.000 Doesn't

01:37:25.320 Think

01:37:25.500 About

01:37:25.700 His

01:37:25.860 Childhood

01:37:26.400 Yeah

01:37:27.100 A

01:37:27.360 Turtle's

01:37:27.660 Not

01:37:27.820 Like

01:37:28.000 My

01:37:28.180 Mom

01:37:28.500 Didn't

01:37:28.840 But

01:37:30.260 It's

01:37:30.400 Very

01:37:30.620 Valid

01:37:31.100 For

01:37:31.280 Humans

01:37:31.660 It's

01:37:31.900 Weird

01:37:32.260 Like

01:37:33.260 They

01:37:33.380 Don't

01:37:33.520 Have

01:37:33.760 Issues

01:37:34.320 They

01:37:35.000 Don't

01:37:35.340 Need

01:37:35.620 Therapy

01:37:36.100 Animals

01:37:36.400 Don't

01:37:36.620 Need

01:37:36.780 Therapy

01:37:37.360 Yeah

01:37:37.800 That's

01:37:38.000 Why

01:37:38.480 Sometimes

01:37:38.760 I'm

01:37:38.920 Like

01:37:39.060 Are

01:37:39.240 We

01:37:39.440 This

01:37:39.720 Loose

01:37:40.280 End

01:37:40.720 Of

01:37:40.900 Existence

01:37:41.520 That's

01:37:41.740 Not

01:37:41.940 Are

01:37:42.060 We

01:37:42.160 Like

01:37:42.320 The

01:37:42.460 Appendix

01:37:43.120 You

01:37:43.260 Know

01:37:43.360 Are

01:37:43.500 We

01:37:43.660 Like

01:37:43.920 This

01:37:44.240 Thing

01:37:44.940 That

01:37:45.120 Wasn't

01:37:45.540 Supposed

01:37:45.840 To

01:37:46.000 Be

01:37:46.260 There

01:37:46.540 Like

01:37:46.760 You

01:37:47.100 Know

01:37:47.260 Like

01:37:47.540 The

01:37:47.660 Show

01:37:47.840 Lost

01:37:48.320 Kind

01:37:48.620 Of

01:37:48.740 Are

01:37:48.900 We

01:37:49.040 Like

01:37:49.260 The

01:37:49.400 Thing

01:37:49.660 That

01:37:49.980 Wasn't

01:37:51.160 Supposed

01:37:51.500 To

01:37:51.680 Happen

01:37:52.160 If

01:37:52.620 You

01:37:52.720 Lined

01:37:52.940 All

01:37:53.180 The

01:37:53.360 Animals

01:37:53.700 And

01:37:53.860 Stuff

01:37:54.040 Up

01:37:54.200 Like

01:37:54.380 We

01:37:54.540 Kind

01:37:55.000 Of

01:37:55.160 Fit

01:37:55.400 In

01:37:55.600 A

01:37:55.740 Little

01:37:55.960 Yeah

01:37:56.700 But

01:37:57.240 We're

01:37:57.440 Definitely

01:37:57.840 The

01:37:58.100 Outsider

01:37:58.720 For

01:37:59.140 Sure

01:37:59.660 Big

01:38:00.140 Time

01:38:00.520 We

01:38:00.700 Need

01:38:00.940 Pavement

01:38:01.700 We

01:38:02.260 Toilets

01:38:03.020 Yeah

01:38:04.520 That's

01:38:04.780 A

01:38:04.860 Good

01:38:04.980 Question

01:38:05.360 Maybe

01:38:05.660 This

01:38:05.920 Is

01:38:06.060 Just

01:38:06.240 An

01:38:06.420 Evolutionary

01:38:07.020 Mistake

01:38:07.580 Like

01:38:07.840 You

01:38:09.200 Know

01:38:09.420 Like

01:38:09.760 A

01:38:09.900 Byproduct

01:38:10.460 Of

01:38:10.760 Like

01:38:11.000 That

01:38:11.360 Evolutionary

01:38:12.580 Will

01:38:12.940 That

01:38:13.600 Carries

01:38:14.020 Species

01:38:14.680 Through

01:38:16.160 Time

01:38:16.660 Into

01:38:18.120 Survival

01:38:18.760 And

01:38:19.420 Maybe

01:38:19.600 We're

01:38:19.800 Just

01:38:20.020 Yeah

01:38:20.900 Maybe

01:38:21.580 We're

01:38:21.760 Just

01:38:21.920 A

01:38:22.060 Product

01:38:22.320 Of

01:38:22.500 That

01:38:22.640 Will

01:38:22.960 And

01:38:23.280 You're

01:38:24.460 Like

01:38:24.600 The

01:38:25.820 End

01:38:26.300 Result

01:38:26.660 Of

01:38:26.780 That

01:38:26.940 Is

01:38:27.100 Not

01:38:27.360 Supposed

01:38:27.820 To

01:38:27.980 Be

01:38:28.260 What

01:38:29.100 It

01:38:29.260 Is

01:38:29.580 Because

01:38:29.960 We

01:38:30.140 Kind

01:38:30.880 Of

01:38:31.000 Mastered

01:38:31.480 It

01:38:31.640 All

01:38:32.080 The

01:38:32.240 Other

01:38:32.420 Animals

01:38:32.860 Still

01:38:33.620 Have

01:38:33.780 Some

01:38:33.980 Weaknesses

01:38:34.560 But

01:38:34.720 We're

01:38:34.900 Like

01:38:35.080 Superman

01:38:35.540 Of

01:38:35.840 The

01:38:35.960 Species

01:38:36.420 Yeah

01:38:37.180 We're

01:38:37.340 Making

01:38:37.580 Shows

01:38:38.300 About

01:38:38.520 I mean

01:38:38.680 It's

01:38:38.820 Like

01:38:38.920 We're

01:38:39.100 Like

01:38:39.340 We're

01:38:39.880 Like

01:38:40.100 Yes

01:38:41.700 Like

01:38:42.160 Yeah

01:38:42.360 Like

01:38:42.580 We're

01:38:42.760 Making

01:38:42.960 Shows

01:38:43.320 About

01:38:43.540 Life

01:38:43.900 And

01:38:44.520 We're

01:38:44.660 Like

01:38:44.780 You're

01:38:45.000 Living

01:38:45.280 It

01:38:45.420 We're

01:38:45.520 Like

01:38:45.640 We're

01:38:46.120 Doing

01:38:46.280 It

01:38:46.420 Twice

01:38:46.840 Right

01:38:47.120 That

01:38:47.280 Way

01:38:47.420 Yeah

01:38:47.660 We're

01:38:47.840 Doing

01:38:48.020 Holograms

01:38:48.820 We're

01:38:48.960 Perfecting

01:38:49.660 We're

01:38:49.840 Making

01:38:50.100 It

01:38:50.220 Look

01:38:50.440 Perfect

01:38:50.820 Even

01:38:51.080 Though

01:38:51.220 It's

01:38:51.420 Not

01:38:51.840 Right

01:38:52.100 It's

01:38:52.240 Like

01:38:52.500 It's

01:38:54.180 Interesting

01:38:54.720 Man

01:38:54.960 It's

01:38:55.140 Interesting

01:38:55.440 To

01:38:55.640 Think

01:38:55.940 Yeah

01:38:57.120 But

01:38:57.500 Then

01:38:57.660 Also

01:39:05.960 Makes

01:39:06.920 You

01:39:07.080 Think

01:39:07.360 You're

01:39:07.660 Connected

01:39:08.240 To

01:39:08.420 Something

01:39:08.800 Else

01:39:09.040 That

01:39:09.200 There

01:39:09.340 Is

01:39:09.620 Some

01:39:09.840 Purpose

01:39:10.320 You

01:39:10.540 Know

01:39:10.660 Cause

01:39:10.860 I

01:39:10.980 Can

01:39:11.140 I

01:39:11.780 Mean

01:39:11.820 I

01:39:11.900 Have

01:39:12.000 No

01:39:12.220 Doubt

01:39:12.520 That

01:39:12.680 I

01:39:12.800 Feel

01:39:13.080 A

01:39:13.220 God

01:39:13.580 You

01:39:13.920 Know

01:39:14.100 So

01:39:14.360 I

01:39:14.720 Mean

01:39:14.840 It's

01:39:14.960 Just

01:39:15.060 My

01:39:15.280 Perception

01:39:15.900 Maybe

01:39:17.480 Maybe

01:39:18.140 That's

01:39:18.980 What

01:39:19.140 It's

01:39:19.360 Maybe

01:39:19.640 We

01:39:20.280 Evolved

01:39:20.900 In

01:39:21.680 Order

01:39:21.900 To

01:39:22.260 To

01:39:23.480 Fucking

01:39:24.160 Bitch

01:39:24.480 All

01:39:24.660 The

01:39:24.780 Other

01:39:24.940 Species

01:39:25.280 Who

01:39:25.560 Think

01:39:25.760 They're

01:39:25.900 The

01:39:26.020 Shit

01:39:26.320 Cause

01:39:26.800 They

01:39:26.900 Walk

01:39:27.160 Around

01:39:27.400 Arrogant

01:39:28.040 They're

01:39:28.360 Not

01:39:28.520 Humble

01:39:35.960 Look I

01:39:36.200 Get

01:39:36.480 It

01:39:36.600 You're

01:39:36.840 Beautiful

01:39:37.300 They're

01:39:37.980 So

01:39:38.260 Beautiful

01:39:38.700 They're

01:39:39.460 Fucking

01:39:39.700 Killing

01:39:40.020 Machines

01:39:40.440 And

01:39:40.560 They

01:39:40.660 Run

01:39:40.920 Shit

01:39:41.220 But

01:39:41.700 Not

01:39:41.900 Anymore

01:39:42.400 Not

01:39:43.340 Anymore

01:39:43.640 Dude

01:39:43.940 We'll

01:39:44.300 Get

01:39:44.440 Some

01:39:44.640 Fat

01:39:45.100 Lazy

01:39:45.600 Trophy

01:39:46.080 Hunter

01:39:46.360 Who's

01:39:46.840 A

01:39:46.980 CEO

01:39:47.340 Over

01:39:47.640 Here

01:39:47.900 Who

01:39:48.280 Wants

01:39:48.500 To

01:39:48.700 Feel

01:39:49.080 Because

01:39:49.620 He's

01:39:49.820 Got

01:39:50.020 Too

01:39:50.220 Much

01:39:50.560 Who

01:39:50.920 Come

01:39:51.160 And

01:39:51.280 Just

01:39:51.420 Shoot

01:39:51.640 You

01:39:51.780 For

01:39:51.980 Sport

01:39:52.380 So

01:39:53.180 Don't

01:39:53.360 Fucking

01:39:53.620 Walk

01:39:53.900 Around

01:39:54.260 Like

01:39:54.520 All

01:39:54.680 Like

01:39:54.920 It's

01:39:55.260 Not

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01:45:53.600 This

01:45:53.800 Was

01:45:53.960 Fake

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01:45:54.660 When

01:45:54.800 I

01:45:54.900 First

01:45:55.220 Heard

01:45:55.480 About

01:45:55.740 This

01:45:56.180 Oh

01:45:57.120 Lee

01:45:57.340 Is

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01:45:57.700 As

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01:45:59.340 I

01:46:07.400 Wanted him to know what he said was triggering I wanted him to the next time he should consider first running his material by people it could affect can you imagine the arrogance of that statement well if this guy's buyer you know the male side of him should have fricking attacked him

01:46:14.680 I'll say that

01:46:17.200 He should have attacked himself before he said it

01:46:19.320 Well it's just I don't you can't you can't then you don't need to listen to this man go listen to a man or woman that you really enjoy I think

01:46:28.620 Right

01:46:29.300 I thought they hired somebody to do this I really really did

01:46:33.800 I also like thought that with the slap you know Hollywood's 9-11 the Will Smith and Chris Rock slap at first I was like that's fake I think a lot of people thought

01:46:42.820 Because I guess a lot of people you know we stage shit now everything everyone's got to make a spectacle

01:46:48.120 To uh online that's what it's become you know

01:46:51.800 Yeah

01:46:52.360 It's like uh because we

01:46:53.700 It gets views

01:46:55.580 I mean the news even does that right they just create a spectacle with their headlines and their

01:46:59.700 Fear mongering and all that because it gets views we're all competing to get attention

01:47:04.660 So inevitably

01:47:05.780 You're like did they stage that for attention? There's always a

01:47:09.040 Question in your brain

01:47:10.620 Yeah and they beat the guy up pretty good

01:47:13.220 Um

01:47:14.360 But I'm even if I'm if I'm somebody I don't have anything going on you're like hey

01:47:18.740 I'll give you half a mil two hundred thousand

01:47:20.500 Some guys are gonna break a couple of your bones. Can you handle it?

01:47:24.860 If i'm already bisexual i'm probably by

01:47:27.140 Joints or whatever sure

01:47:28.860 I could probably take a shoulder out of socket

01:47:30.540 So you say even though you got beat it there is a chance it could still be

01:47:34.000 It could still be fake. Oh, I I i'm not saying that it definitely is but I would not have been shocked

01:47:40.000 I think you could find a guy for 200 grand

01:47:41.880 Yeah, that would take a take an ass whooping and go potentially he's not gonna go to jail

01:47:46.420 Do you think he'll go to jail?

01:47:48.420 That's I heard he's getting out, but I mean it happened in los angeles, right?

01:47:51.740 I feel like that's what happens in los angeles criminals get out

01:47:54.920 Yeah, get off now

01:47:55.960 So I mean, uh, especially if he says he was triggered by jokes

01:47:59.520 I feel like they go like oh we we must have had the wrong guy

01:48:02.780 But then I guess if you're trans say if you're trans and this guy's in trans

01:48:08.220 Well, he doesn't say he says he's bi

01:48:10.120 But then this dude is like you're dang

01:48:13.200 He's like you're a rudy rudiger kind of in me

01:48:17.940 You know, you know, I'm saying like if you're really on that side of the boat

01:48:21.560 He's like you're john brown

01:48:22.700 He's uh, I don't know who john brown is

01:48:25.560 John brown was down for cleveland

01:48:26.840 No, john brown was uh, the dude who attacked the armory to protest slavery

01:48:31.480 He was down for the like he did the crazy like kind of suicide mission

01:48:35.520 Oh, he did attack the armory and

01:48:37.440 Yeah, he was like down for the cause

01:48:39.820 But it's are people like heroizing this guy or the gay and trans community hero heroizing him?

01:48:46.700 I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know

01:48:49.100 I don't know how they I think he just came out saying this

01:48:54.600 So maybe they're maybe they're having their meeting now to figure out

01:48:58.440 How to praise him?

01:49:00.200 Maybe they're having their media meeting to go like oh, you know now we can

01:49:04.120 Now we can like him. I don't know what they're doing

01:49:07.420 Oh, yeah, because he's adding in also plus jokes earlier in the night

01:49:10.660 Made by an opener talking pediophilia rocked lee as well

01:49:15.340 He says he was sexually abused as a minor

01:49:17.500 Well, that's one of the side effects of being a damn minor these days

01:49:21.280 I feel like dude you got to get I mean

01:49:23.180 You got to get into a better industry if you guys are underground somebody's gonna touch your ass on the way up

01:49:27.720 Yeah, i'm i'm i'm

01:49:29.100 Disconcerting how much of that is going on like how much

01:49:32.800 I love how the guy's arm is out of socket and they still cough him

01:49:37.020 Oh my god

01:49:39.260 Yeah, dude the lord already cuffed this dude

01:49:43.580 You know what i'm saying bro

01:49:44.660 Seems a little redundant. Yeah, I mean his arm is backwards

01:49:49.920 Yeah

01:49:50.480 Um

01:49:53.260 How did they even get his arm back normal?

01:49:55.760 I mean, it looks like he's an action figure and like you pop it out

01:49:58.760 Different way that's 200,000 man. They spat on me and twisted me as if on purpose

01:50:04.920 Oh

01:50:06.620 Yeah, no, they definitely they definitely didn't do it on accident

01:50:09.780 He said as a but now they weren't doing it

01:50:11.440 They didn't break your arm on accident man good at least he's aware of that

01:50:16.000 This is interesting right here

01:50:17.220 I told him my mother and grandmother who fought for his civil rights to be able to speak would be upset at the things he said

01:50:22.700 This is a perfect example of what you were talking about earlier where things go kind of this full circle way where it's like

01:50:28.520 You you want

01:50:31.060 What were you saying earlier? You said

01:50:33.720 It's like you want to get these freedoms, but at a certain point that kind of like get too free. Yeah, yeah

01:50:39.900 It's itself. There's nowhere to go

01:50:41.180 Like uh, yeah, you're like dude, don't you you know

01:50:44.320 You you know how

01:50:46.480 Do you know how contradictory what you're saying?

01:50:50.460 You're saying my grandparents fought for this right you're like, yeah, that's why he's a

01:50:54.660 multi-millionaire comedian speaking freely, right?

01:50:58.520 Who's black, right? Exactly like that's the end of the right like yeah, that's at a certain point the end

01:51:03.940 That's you're doing you're doing what the cops would do to him back then or maybe sometimes now

01:51:09.300 But you're doing what like white america would have done to him back then

01:51:13.400 So what you're saying makes no fucking sense you're being the bad person, but he doesn't see that he has no awareness

01:51:18.820 Yeah, yeah, he's shutting down a black man doing comedy getting paid millions of dollars having being adorned by all these people who have paid to see him

01:51:29.600 you're stopping that because uh, you think you're doing it for civil rights. It's twisted logic

01:51:35.240 Well, it's interesting because it's like what's the thing then is it the vet the fact that you don't want him to like

01:51:40.500 Like if the money's not involved then it kind of changes it. What do you mean? Well, I guess like

01:51:48.340 man, it's so hard to think and say stuff

01:51:52.980 like

01:51:56.420 You want him to be able to speak and I don't know what I'm saying exactly

01:52:00.720 Well, you're saying them if the money's not involved well

01:52:02.920 Well, it's like civil rights like you want to you know freedom of speech like your grandma

01:52:06.440 He says my grandmother fought for his freedom of speech, right? Right?

01:52:10.360 So

01:52:10.760 Now he has that freedom of speech, right?

01:52:14.200 But is it because he's making money like why?

01:52:17.680 Why did he do it? What's his reasoning why he did it?

01:52:20.840 And what determines like is it what determines if his speech is?

01:52:25.320 Free or not like at what point is it the fact that he's making I don't know what i'm saying exactly

01:52:32.300 Well, I mean the ridiculous thing is he's making jokes, right?

01:52:36.020 So that's a weird it means your society's in a weird place

01:52:39.840 When the jesters are being attacked

01:52:42.820 Because right, this is specifically a place where he's making jokes. He's making jokes, man

01:52:48.140 I mean he says on the sign it's like this is a comedy show. It's a comedy weekend

01:52:51.420 I mean if even this guy knows that I mean dave chapelle's a comedian

01:52:54.920 Dave chapelle does not work at a auto body shop

01:52:59.760 Yeah, he's a comedian. Everyone knows who he is

01:53:01.840 People aren't paying to go watch him fix a car. They're watching him do jokes

01:53:06.540 And so when comedians are getting attacked you start going like oh society may be getting a little unhealthy

01:53:12.400 Because the kings, you know

01:53:15.100 They would keep a gesture around to keep them honest to tell them the truth with jokes

01:53:19.920 That's what we do. We sugarcoat the truth a little bit

01:53:21.920 So it's like, you know, I just want to say like hey, maybe the jester's right, right?

01:53:25.760 Isn't that what we do?

01:53:26.760 We kind of put a little candy over the truth like

01:53:29.600 You know, yeah, if you don't want to hear the jester anymore, then that's a little bit strange and there's something something strange

01:53:35.200 Something's off. That's society's not healthy and it's the black community keeps attacking their own kind. Yeah, which is bizarre

01:53:42.480 That is bizarre

01:53:44.480 All right, what else we got any other good news story came in

01:53:48.880 Sometimes it's nice to podcast because I don't have to go deal with the rest of my life

01:53:53.520 Isn't that crazy? Even though it's a great life. It's like I just have to make choices and do things

01:53:58.100 I think the same reason why you listen to a podcast or watch a movie

01:54:00.820 It's like sometimes it's like you just don't want to have to

01:54:03.700 I don't know. I sound ungrateful

01:54:05.640 No, but I know what you're saying is right now you're in the moment. You're not thinking about yeah tough stuff

01:54:10.740 Yeah, that's what i'm saying. Yeah, I'm just not having to think about tougher stuff, you know

01:54:13.340 My sister's trying to buy a house. I'm gonna help her look at that

01:54:15.980 It's like i'm have to make choices about you know all cool stuff, but it's like

01:54:19.980 There just feels like less responsibility right now

01:54:22.780 But that's why the audience probably connects with it so much because you like you said you're doing the same thing they're doing

01:54:27.180 We're both taking a break. Yeah, you're taking a break the audience taking a break

01:54:31.260 And when it's over it's like oh right now I gotta go help my sister buy a house. I gotta get back to shit

01:54:35.780 Yeah

01:54:37.560 There's probably someone watching right now who also is helping their sister buy a house

01:54:42.600 Yeah, that's true

01:54:43.500 What do we have here?

01:54:48.840 Yeah, here's an interesting one new york high court to determine if bronx zoo elephant is a person

01:54:54.340 Why not? Why not 2022? Why not?

01:54:58.780 Is it a person?

01:54:59.780 I mean what is going on?

01:55:02.640 Has it paid taxes? That's what I want to know

01:55:04.960 I mean, how would they even mix those two up? How would they

01:55:11.860 If it was a person, how did they get how did they get to a point where an article needed to be written that they were going to investigate whether it was true?

01:55:20.500 How do you mistake those two things? One's like 10 tons. The other is like 300 pounds if it eats fast food

01:55:27.280 It's a big difference

01:55:29.200 Jesus Christ

01:55:31.180 It says that

01:55:31.740 Can she can the elephant be considered a person?

01:55:36.040 A question was before new york's highest court wednesday in a closely watched case of whether a basic human right can be extended to an animal

01:55:42.860 Oh, so it's more that. Okay. It's more the rights of the animal

01:55:45.640 They said it's in a one acre prison

01:55:49.040 You know, this goes back to like black. Have you seen that movie black?

01:55:56.040 Black fish

01:55:57.880 It's about like black something happened to black fish even like whenever

01:56:01.760 Whales or whatever

01:56:03.860 With the zoo and they put them in there in san diego and people got upset about it

01:56:08.840 But it's like

01:56:11.440 Do you think if you see a like

01:56:15.480 The animal's safer in this space, but is it getting

01:56:19.760 Its true

01:56:21.760 Existence?

01:56:24.260 I think that's the question and it's almost the same thing we've been talking about with humans

01:56:27.920 It's like we're safer in this space for sure

01:56:30.820 There's bumpers on everything. There's insurance. There's lawyer. There's you're as safe as you could be

01:56:36.800 You can buy braces through the mail

01:56:38.860 a woman the other night had me sign her

01:56:41.160 metal leg and it had like a

01:56:43.600 a little thing in it where it also sorts coins on the side of it, right? Like

01:56:48.020 we're living in a fucking brookstone, right?

01:56:51.980 But are we getting

01:56:53.540 the

01:56:55.820 are we getting the most the most

01:56:58.080 Natural experience that's almost what's happening here, right? Right is are we not fulfill is it the most fulfilling?

01:57:04.840 Yeah, it's exactly what's happening here

01:57:06.740 Yeah, the non-human rights project wants her to move from a one acre prison at the zoo to a more spacious sanctuary

01:57:11.600 Because with all these things they're like just set them free

01:57:15.360 Yeah, well, this doesn't even sound like they're returning them to their natural habitat where they'd be this just is like they're getting

01:57:21.500 They're just they're upgrading their from a condo to a mansion

01:57:26.300 to have more spacious, you know

01:57:28.640 They'd still have that same safety or whatever. Yeah, I'd say maybe the more humane thing ironically would be to put them back into the

01:57:36.280 Being an elephant

01:57:38.500 Yeah

01:57:39.040 Is suited for nature where it can look around, you know, because elephants can intimidate lions, you know, yeah, and that probably makes them feel good and now they don't have that

01:57:47.660 That's taken away, you know, yeah, that must build an elephant self-esteem when lions come around and be like, you know, we're hungry

01:57:54.980 We may take you down

01:57:56.280 Yeah, an elephant goes dude. I'm 10 tons

01:57:58.720 You can try it, but I may stop one of you

01:58:02.000 Yeah, it's gonna be bad for somebody

01:58:03.880 Yeah, is something gonna come down and say hey

01:58:07.200 You guys are doing it wrong

01:58:10.660 Right

01:58:11.120 Go back to uh

01:58:12.780 But here's the weird thing if we went back

01:58:16.120 Wouldn't we try to get back here to be safer?

01:58:20.080 I don't know that's the thing

01:58:21.500 And who, what or who would keep you in line to

01:58:24.800 Yeah, like if someone came up, like if we had to survive against predators that were trying to kill us, like back in the day, like hyenas, saber-toothed tigers

01:58:32.960 And then there was a dude who figured out a way to like effectively keep them at bay

01:58:38.680 Who would be, would there be a judge, some sort of judge that came in and be like, dude, dude, dude, you can't advance that much

01:58:44.380 Right

01:58:44.820 We gotta keep it like that

01:58:45.940 But then even having that judge is kind of advanced

01:58:48.500 So it's uh, it's a, you can't get out of the quagmire

01:58:52.980 It's a, you can't escape it

01:58:54.740 We're always gonna try to

01:58:56.540 Find a smart way to outsmart these predators

01:59:00.060 And that makes us more human and softer

01:59:02.780 Because we use our brain, that's what we have

01:59:04.800 Gorillas got strength

01:59:06.700 Right, this is almost, is this the best case scenario where we are?

01:59:11.100 Dude, if we're just left to deal with predators with jiu-jitsu

01:59:14.440 I don't know how effective it will be

01:59:18.240 Because that's essentially what we're advocating for

01:59:20.540 One more generation, we'll have some freaking gangsters out there

01:59:23.180 We could take out a lion

01:59:23.980 I think so

01:59:24.920 Probably, yeah

01:59:25.840 People, they're getting some talent, man

01:59:27.920 John Jones could beat a lot of animals

01:59:30.080 You think so?

01:59:31.220 Yeah

01:59:31.400 I think so for a second, yeah

01:59:33.120 For a little bit, man

01:59:34.940 I think, um, there's, I mean, there's old stories of Dustin Poirier beating, you know, 20 raccoons outside of a bar in Lafayette

01:59:44.100 He tried to get jumped by raccoons

01:59:45.720 Bro, it's a dangerous game down there, bro

01:59:48.000 I'm just saying

01:59:48.540 Look, there's a, there is, there's a lot of, I think, mythology out there about humans fighting animals, you know?

01:59:56.140 The Greeks used to have a lot of it

01:59:57.420 Did they?

01:59:57.880 Yeah, fighting animals

01:59:58.920 Yeah

01:59:59.900 Because we, I mean, they try, like, or is this the best?

02:00:02.960 Is this where we are?

02:00:04.320 Obviously, this is where we are

02:00:05.700 This is, we would probably just do this again

02:00:09.900 I know what you're saying

02:00:11.040 You're basically saying we overdid it

02:00:13.340 Where we took the fun out of it

02:00:15.400 We took, like, the game out of it

02:00:17.060 Which makes you, like, think and immerses you in the game of, like, survival

02:00:20.960 Because now we can just nuke predators

02:00:23.880 That's too much

02:00:25.180 It's not fair

02:00:26.100 It's not fair, man

02:00:27.260 I always like the idea that people can do, like, if somebody wants to fight an animal with a knife or something

02:00:32.880 I think that's fair, you know?

02:00:35.120 I don't, sometimes with the hunting stuff, I'm not an anti-hunter at all, like

02:00:38.260 But I would love to see more hand-to-hand combat with animals

02:00:41.820 That would be great

02:00:46.000 That would be great to see

02:00:47.640 Yeah, it's more of a fair fight

02:00:49.100 I feel like we'd lose a lot, though, is my only problem

02:00:52.200 Hell yeah, we would, dude

02:00:53.160 Every week there's a video of some guy losing to a goose at a damn local watering hole

02:00:57.300 Yeah

02:00:57.860 There's some guy's kid getting his, one of his ears nipped off by a damn goslin or whatever

02:01:03.360 Yeah, I mean, even if the goslin cuts weight

02:01:05.720 It's still unfair

02:01:07.660 It's still fucking, it's got that animal strength always

02:01:11.160 It's got the advantage, and that's why I think, like, we'll always invent a knife

02:01:14.640 Yeah

02:01:15.140 In order to compete, or else we go extinct

02:01:17.000 Like, dude, you know what the crazy shit is?

02:01:19.420 We were not the apex predator for most of our existence

02:01:22.640 Only the past couple thousand years did we figure some shit out

02:01:26.460 But for, like, hundreds of thousands of years

02:01:29.040 Fucking, we got eaten

02:01:31.520 Wow

02:01:31.980 We didn't figure it out until we teamed up with dogs

02:01:34.820 They, they, they, they ran

02:01:37.320 They did a lot of the recon

02:01:38.100 They did recon for us, and like, yo, bad shit's coming

02:01:40.680 We hid, whatever we needed

02:01:41.820 And they fought off lions for us and shit

02:01:43.620 And then we were able to, they gave us some time to sit around and think about it

02:01:46.700 And figure shit out, build a knife

02:01:48.260 Because you can't figure out how to build a knife when you're constantly being hunted

02:01:51.320 Yeah

02:01:51.820 You can't think

02:01:53.000 It's not a moment to think

02:01:54.220 It's like having anxiety all the time

02:01:55.880 You can't, you know, you can't do your best work when you're anxious

02:01:58.940 So

02:02:00.140 Oh, amen, man

02:02:01.640 Amen, dude, I feel that

02:02:04.640 Yeah

02:02:04.960 At a deep level, dude

02:02:06.220 Giannis, thanks so much for coming, man

02:02:08.640 Thank you, man

02:02:09.380 It's cool, bro

02:02:09.840 I really, really appreciate it

02:02:11.020 Nice to meet you on camera, chat

02:02:12.600 Yeah

02:02:13.140 It was nice, it was a fun ride, yeah

02:02:14.640 Yeah, it's been a lot of fun

02:02:15.860 And you can check out his special Mom Love

02:02:17.500 It's on YouTube right now

02:02:18.740 And he's got some amazing characters

02:02:21.240 That you gotta watch on YouTube as well

02:02:24.600 I know they're old

02:02:25.280 I know you may feel past those in some ways or whatever

02:02:27.820 I, I, yeah

02:02:28.860 But man, so crazy, bro

02:02:30.900 You gotta go watch

02:02:32.240 Watch some more Giannis Papas if you're not familiar with him

02:02:35.300 And yeah, man

02:02:37.420 Thank you so much for coming on

02:02:38.560 Dude, thank you

02:02:39.360 I appreciate it

02:02:40.180 Yeah

02:02:40.440 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

02:02:44.040 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves

02:02:46.980 I must be cornerstone

02:02:50.300 Oh, but when I reach that ground

02:02:54.860 I'll share this peace of mind

02:02:57.020 I found I can feel it in my bones

02:03:01.180 But it's gonna take a little time

02:03:06.860 For me to set that parking brake

02:03:10.720 And let myself unwind

02:03:13.460 Shine that light on me

02:03:17.460 I'll sit and tell you my stories

02:03:23.160 Shine on me

02:03:28.160 And I will find a song

02:03:32.380 I will sing it just for you

02:03:35.800 And now I've been moving way too fast

02:03:43.340 On a runaway train

02:03:44.720 With a heavy load of my past

02:03:48.200 And these rails that I've been riding on

02:03:53.780 They weren't so thin that they're damn near gone

02:03:56.540 I guess now they just weren't

02:03:58.460 Built to be

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - May 24, 2022

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