This Past Weekend with Theo Von - May 24, 2022


E394 Yannis Pappas


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 5 minutes

Words per Minute

193.1645

Word Count

24,267

Sentence Count

72

Misogynist Sentences

82

Hate Speech Sentences

244


Summary

Comedian Giannis Papas joins me to talk about his new show, Mom Love, and his new comedy special, Long Days. We also talk about the NBA Playoffs, and what it's like to be at an adult party.


Transcript

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00:00:30.000 All right, I want to let you know that I've got some tour dates coming up.
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00:00:55.240 Today's guest is here for the first time.
00:00:58.100 He's a comedian.
00:00:59.980 And he's an entertaining man.
00:01:02.280 And he is out of New York.
00:01:05.120 And you're going to learn about him as I do.
00:01:07.300 He and I have actually never met.
00:01:08.540 But he has a new special on YouTube called Mom Love.
00:01:14.220 And his own podcast called Long Days.
00:01:17.400 I'm grateful to get to spend some time with him.
00:01:20.720 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Giannis Papas.
00:01:24.060 For me to set that parking brake
00:01:26.940 And let myself unwind
00:01:29.880 Shine that light on me
00:01:33.880 I'll sit and tell you my stories
00:01:39.580 Shine on me
00:01:44.560 And I will find a song
00:01:48.800 I've been singing just from
00:01:51.820 Yeah, you know what I've been realizing is
00:01:59.920 What's dicey to me is if they get those little sandwiches
00:02:05.060 You know the ones, the little cut sandwiches?
00:02:10.680 Yeah.
00:02:11.400 You know what I'm saying?
00:02:12.120 Like a hero cut up?
00:02:13.880 No, no
00:02:14.460 But more like just like the square ones
00:02:16.280 And then somebody cuts it up like that
00:02:17.880 You know what I'm talking about?
00:02:19.420 Like the triangle pieces
00:02:20.500 Conceptually, I know
00:02:21.520 I'm trying to picture it though
00:02:22.560 So yeah, it just has meat, cheese, man
00:02:25.180 And mustard or mayonnaise in it
00:02:27.040 Yeah
00:02:27.620 It just like is a little triangle
00:02:29.620 Yeah
00:02:30.120 You know, somebody gets that little round tray
00:02:32.240 Of a bunch of those little triangles
00:02:33.200 Yes, now I got you
00:02:34.240 But then the weird part is
00:02:36.540 When they start to sit there for a while
00:02:38.280 And it gets hard on the side
00:02:39.660 And people still eat them
00:02:40.900 Yeah
00:02:41.220 That's why you gotta get to that plate early
00:02:43.720 But it's some guys prefer
00:02:45.460 That's air damage
00:02:46.420 Yeah, some guys prefer to go into the tray
00:02:49.960 Late in the game, bro
00:02:51.980 Yeah, that's not the way
00:02:54.300 You gotta get there before the air damage
00:02:56.220 Hards it up, yeah
00:02:57.720 Yeah, that is air damage, man
00:02:59.500 Yeah, there's a triangular
00:03:00.760 Yeah, you know what I'm talking about?
00:03:01.980 Those triangular ones?
00:03:03.040 Are you talking about
00:03:04.180 They come in like a plastic plate
00:03:05.480 You pull it off?
00:03:06.380 Yes
00:03:06.640 I know exactly what you're talking about
00:03:08.600 Yeah, and they get the top on it
00:03:09.700 Yeah
00:03:10.000 Convenient way to throw a party
00:03:12.320 Yeah, yeah
00:03:13.400 You don't gotta make sandwiches
00:03:14.540 If you, you know, it's just
00:03:15.880 Yeah
00:03:16.940 It's better that way
00:03:17.720 Yeah, I think having it like that
00:03:19.520 Is probably makes things
00:03:20.440 Yeah, somebody cracks open
00:03:22.840 A thing of those
00:03:23.300 As a kid, I hate those
00:03:24.520 I was like, oh, those things look like
00:03:26.000 They're for adults or something
00:03:27.160 But as an adult, I'm like
00:03:29.740 Oh, I'll have one or two of those
00:03:31.060 Yeah
00:03:31.420 They're nice, isn't it?
00:03:32.760 Yeah
00:03:33.040 It's a perfect
00:03:33.660 You can't go wrong with
00:03:35.600 Meat and cheese at an adult party
00:03:37.420 Meat and cheese is always a hit
00:03:39.160 Salami and cheese
00:03:40.540 Yeah
00:03:41.080 That's always
00:03:41.900 That's gonna go first
00:03:43.180 Yeah
00:03:43.780 People aren't gonna touch the salad
00:03:45.140 People aren't gonna touch
00:03:46.160 If you got the carrots
00:03:48.200 And the ranch out
00:03:49.280 Those will be there tomorrow
00:03:50.640 The whole plate will be there
00:03:51.820 But
00:03:52.160 Yeah
00:03:52.640 The salami and cheese is gone
00:03:54.400 Yeah
00:03:54.900 Yeah
00:03:55.260 It's the Beyonce of that spread
00:03:56.940 It is really, man
00:03:58.360 Is Giannis' mic in his face, guys?
00:04:01.680 Do you guys want it somewhere different?
00:04:03.120 I always have mic problems
00:04:04.300 I apologize
00:04:04.900 Do you?
00:04:05.620 I do
00:04:06.240 It's something like
00:04:07.160 Even on my own podcast
00:04:08.540 Like
00:04:08.860 I just can't
00:04:11.140 I have no
00:04:11.840 I might be challenged in that way
00:04:13.860 Like a learning disability
00:04:14.920 With like where the mic is supposed to be
00:04:16.720 Yeah
00:04:16.960 Yeah, I think it does get to be like
00:04:19.400 I'm either too low, too high
00:04:21.320 Yeah
00:04:21.880 But you've been
00:04:23.480 You've been podcasting for a long time
00:04:25.700 So a lot of my listeners might not even know you
00:04:28.820 And you and I have just met
00:04:30.160 We just met
00:04:31.220 Yeah
00:04:31.520 Yeah
00:04:31.900 That's crazy
00:04:33.120 Yeah, well I know you
00:04:34.620 You know
00:04:35.220 Yeah, same
00:04:35.760 Yeah, like I know you for comedy
00:04:37.580 But yeah, it's the first time we've been in the flesh
00:04:39.280 Yeah
00:04:39.680 Yeah
00:04:40.120 It feels good
00:04:41.400 It's interesting
00:04:41.880 Yeah
00:04:42.080 You got a cozy, warm kind of vibe
00:04:44.620 Yeah, energy
00:04:45.480 Oh, thanks, man
00:04:46.700 Yeah, I feel right
00:04:47.680 Like in the womb
00:04:48.420 I feel in a womb right now
00:04:50.260 Yeah
00:04:50.560 I like it, man
00:04:51.540 Yeah
00:04:51.840 Yeah, well thanks for coming, man
00:04:53.020 So I want to just like
00:04:53.920 Kind of just so my listeners know
00:04:55.380 Like how you even got started
00:04:57.120 Like in the comedy
00:04:58.140 Just take me through a little bit of that, man
00:05:00.160 Because you are from another country
00:05:03.140 I'm from another country?
00:05:06.980 Are you from another country?
00:05:08.140 I'm from America
00:05:09.500 Oh, yeah
00:05:10.480 I thought you were
00:05:11.960 Well, it would technically be right
00:05:13.500 If you were from
00:05:15.480 If you weren't from here
00:05:16.940 Right
00:05:17.400 Then I would be from another country
00:05:18.640 But you also
00:05:18.940 No, were you born in another country?
00:05:20.220 No, I was born here
00:05:21.080 Oh, I thought you were born in another country
00:05:22.900 I
00:05:23.240 Dude, I look at you and I say
00:05:25.220 I can see why he would assume that
00:05:26.820 Because you're fucking American
00:05:28.300 Yeah
00:05:28.920 You're American, American
00:05:30.360 Like if there can be
00:05:31.540 More of a way to be American
00:05:33.840 Yeah
00:05:34.400 It's on you
00:05:35.140 Oh, okay
00:05:35.620 So I know just hearing my name
00:05:36.840 You're like, I guess he's from
00:05:38.080 He must have been born in Romania or something
00:05:40.340 I got an immigrant name
00:05:41.660 Yeah, I would
00:05:42.880 I mean, I don't know if I would
00:05:43.880 I remember
00:05:44.760 I said to one of my friends yesterday
00:05:48.260 I was like, oh
00:05:49.000 Giannis Pappas is coming on
00:05:51.160 And they're like
00:05:52.360 Oh, I thought
00:05:53.520 Oh, who's the
00:05:56.760 They're like
00:05:57.160 Oh, that reminds me of that guy
00:05:58.860 Who has the other name
00:05:59.980 That's kind of like a double
00:06:00.940 Oh, who's the Russian guy
00:06:03.300 The older Russian Jewish comedian
00:06:05.200 Zelensky?
00:06:07.120 He's fighting a war right now
00:06:08.240 Oh, not that guy
00:06:09.680 Well, he's Ukrainian too
00:06:11.120 Same shit
00:06:11.840 He's doing cameos
00:06:13.120 Somebody said
00:06:13.800 That's crazy
00:06:14.780 Yeah, I mean
00:06:15.360 For 600 to raise money for Ukraine
00:06:16.960 That's crazy
00:06:17.720 That is crazy
00:06:18.660 That he's got time
00:06:19.660 I know
00:06:20.160 Where do they have that guy
00:06:21.200 That he's got a camera set up
00:06:22.440 And I tell you one
00:06:23.620 I don't know who his barber is
00:06:25.160 But he's on call
00:06:25.940 The dude is always crisp
00:06:27.580 In the middle of a war
00:06:28.580 I mean, he's got like
00:06:30.020 A fade every three days
00:06:31.720 Oh, yeah
00:06:32.400 He's like the DJ Khaled
00:06:33.960 I feel like
00:06:34.520 Of like bombings
00:06:35.460 Yeah, I think he just travels
00:06:37.100 With his barber
00:06:37.960 He's got a barber
00:06:40.200 In the bomb shelter
00:06:41.420 He really values
00:06:42.680 Whoever cuts his hair
00:06:43.680 And dude, will somebody
00:06:45.000 Win this fucking war already?
00:06:47.020 Like, Jesus
00:06:47.620 What
00:06:48.780 It feels like
00:06:50.620 They just
00:06:51.400 Nobody will win it
00:06:52.660 Or they don't care
00:06:53.480 Are they taking days off?
00:06:54.740 It feels like they're like
00:06:55.580 Hey, let's do it on Tuesday
00:06:57.100 I'll meet you guys on Friday
00:06:58.500 We'll do another round on Friday
00:06:59.960 It is hard to understand, right?
00:07:01.740 Because like
00:07:02.320 If there's a war going on
00:07:04.080 How is he safe
00:07:04.980 To give talks
00:07:06.680 And, you know
00:07:07.640 Do a video Zoom
00:07:08.700 For the Oscars
00:07:09.760 And then Biden goes there
00:07:11.040 He's walking around
00:07:11.780 No problem
00:07:12.220 I think Nancy Pelosi
00:07:13.240 Yeah
00:07:13.780 Was wheeled out there
00:07:14.820 So like
00:07:15.600 Where's the war?
00:07:16.820 Yeah, I don't know
00:07:17.500 What's happening
00:07:18.040 Yeah
00:07:18.320 And I don't know
00:07:18.920 I think it's like
00:07:19.520 I think they gotta go to court
00:07:20.780 Like maybe Johnny and Amber
00:07:22.160 To solve it
00:07:22.920 Figure it out
00:07:23.860 Yeah
00:07:24.160 Who's shitting who's bad, son
00:07:25.760 Yeah
00:07:26.080 I feel like Johnny is Russia
00:07:28.060 In this scenario
00:07:28.860 And Amber
00:07:30.160 No, I'm sorry
00:07:31.720 Johnny
00:07:32.200 Yeah, Johnny's Ukraine
00:07:33.780 I'm sorry
00:07:34.420 And Amber is Russia
00:07:36.040 And
00:07:37.360 No
00:07:38.140 Yeah, who's the bad guy?
00:07:39.920 There's only two ways to do it
00:07:41.220 I don't know
00:07:41.720 There's only two
00:07:42.860 The good guys are Ukraine
00:07:44.400 I'm trying to depend on
00:07:45.380 It depends on which side
00:07:47.000 Of the political aisle
00:07:47.900 I guess you fall on
00:07:49.440 To consider who's the bad guy
00:07:50.660 Yeah
00:07:50.900 But I think
00:07:51.980 Johnny
00:07:52.940 Yeah
00:07:53.500 Is Ukraine
00:07:54.220 Johnny
00:07:54.880 Because he got invaded
00:07:55.900 By Amber
00:07:56.840 So we need to figure out ways
00:07:59.200 To funnel weapons
00:08:00.640 To Johnny
00:08:01.320 Yeah
00:08:02.060 That's what we gotta do
00:08:03.000 To help out Johnny
00:08:04.180 Yeah, I saw Johnny Depp
00:08:06.740 One night at the comedy store
00:08:08.020 It was pretty crazy
00:08:09.360 That is a crazy sighting
00:08:10.800 To see Johnny
00:08:11.400 Because I went up
00:08:12.200 And
00:08:12.320 Doug Stanhope
00:08:13.800 Is friends with me
00:08:14.300 Introduced me to him
00:08:14.900 And then I realized
00:08:15.780 I didn't know what to say
00:08:16.580 And then I realized
00:08:17.020 Because I didn't have anything
00:08:18.040 To say to Johnny Depp
00:08:18.900 Right
00:08:19.220 That's almost the worst
00:08:20.660 When you're like
00:08:21.420 Oh, there's not even
00:08:23.000 There's not even
00:08:23.740 A 30th degree of separation
00:08:25.740 There's nothing to even say here
00:08:28.900 It's like
00:08:29.240 Literally shook hands
00:08:30.600 And then
00:08:31.140 I had nothing
00:08:32.760 Yeah
00:08:33.660 It's kind of similar
00:08:35.860 To meeting you
00:08:36.500 Because what I wanted to say
00:08:37.920 I held it
00:08:38.500 Maybe what you wanted to say
00:08:39.680 You held it
00:08:40.220 Because you felt like
00:08:40.820 He's over it
00:08:42.120 Like I would have opened
00:08:43.340 With a 21 Jump Street thing
00:08:44.540 Because that's my closest
00:08:45.700 Emotional tie to Johnny
00:08:47.220 Okay
00:08:47.680 Was his hair back then
00:08:49.060 With the earring
00:08:49.860 Oh yeah
00:08:49.920 He kind of
00:08:50.720 My generation
00:08:52.060 Pull that picture of
00:08:52.800 Johnny Depp
00:08:53.380 21 Jump Street
00:08:54.360 Let's get an image of that
00:08:55.480 I think he was like
00:08:56.880 That hairstyle with the earring
00:08:58.600 Was like every white guy
00:08:59.720 In America
00:09:00.220 Yeah
00:09:00.640 Did that middle part
00:09:01.840 With the earring
00:09:02.720 And so I would open
00:09:03.880 With a 21 Jump Street
00:09:04.800 Like with you
00:09:05.320 Road Rules
00:09:06.220 But I didn't want to say it
00:09:07.180 Oh yeah
00:09:07.400 Know you from Road Rules
00:09:08.560 I remember
00:09:09.040 Oh that's interesting
00:09:09.920 Yeah
00:09:10.300 And you're as big
00:09:10.940 As I thought you were
00:09:11.580 Like tall
00:09:12.000 You're a tall drink of water
00:09:13.000 You know
00:09:14.140 It's really funny
00:09:15.280 People say that I'm tall
00:09:16.480 And I don't
00:09:16.920 I've always just been
00:09:18.400 I mean I've been this height
00:09:19.880 For probably 21 years now
00:09:21.500 And it's like
00:09:22.100 I don't think anything
00:09:23.620 I never thought I was tall
00:09:25.100 But people constantly say that
00:09:26.460 Yeah
00:09:26.740 You're 6'1
00:09:27.500 Damn bro
00:09:27.900 You're taller than I thought
00:09:29.040 So it's always Mexican
00:09:30.720 So comment on it
00:09:31.620 I'm not gonna say that
00:09:32.960 But it's a lot of like
00:09:35.720 Latinos you know
00:09:37.260 Are recent Americans
00:09:38.380 You know
00:09:38.880 Recent Americans
00:09:39.480 Who are like
00:09:40.540 Hey bro
00:09:40.920 You're taller than I thought
00:09:42.140 You know
00:09:43.200 Recent American
00:09:44.460 Is a better way
00:09:45.340 Than to call Mexican
00:09:46.340 It's a way to scoot around it
00:09:47.660 Well not even Mexican
00:09:48.600 But just
00:09:48.900 I feel like
00:09:49.900 If we're gonna be
00:09:51.140 Cause people remember
00:09:52.440 That people used to say
00:09:53.280 Illegal immigrants
00:09:54.100 Right
00:09:54.420 Yeah
00:09:54.820 Because I'll meet
00:09:55.700 A lot of Mexican guys
00:09:56.560 And I'll be like
00:09:57.020 You know
00:09:58.900 Where do you come
00:09:59.960 Or how do you
00:10:00.480 You know
00:10:00.860 And they'll be like
00:10:01.440 Just don't tell anybody
00:10:02.900 I'm here
00:10:03.220 You know what I'm saying
00:10:03.560 They all joke about it
00:10:04.640 Yeah
00:10:04.900 Yeah
00:10:05.200 You know
00:10:05.820 Yeah
00:10:06.560 But it's like
00:10:07.640 So I think
00:10:08.680 Recent Americans
00:10:10.180 Yeah
00:10:10.840 It at least gives
00:10:12.220 Both sides of the net
00:10:13.640 Like a little bit of like
00:10:15.160 Okay
00:10:16.320 They're new
00:10:17.400 And then other people
00:10:18.060 Are like
00:10:18.340 Eh let's
00:10:19.120 You know
00:10:19.760 You're running cover for them
00:10:21.120 Because you're not lying
00:10:22.800 Right
00:10:23.260 But you're also not telling them
00:10:24.900 They may not have their papers
00:10:26.100 They're recent Americans
00:10:27.180 Interpret that the way
00:10:28.200 You want to interpret it
00:10:29.060 We got a couple
00:10:30.980 Recent Americans here
00:10:32.400 God
00:10:33.060 Johnny Depp was just
00:10:34.300 Man
00:10:34.780 Yeah
00:10:35.220 Oh yeah
00:10:36.060 He'd be a hot chick
00:10:37.420 Now even
00:10:37.860 He
00:10:38.120 Yeah
00:10:38.920 If he went trans
00:10:39.720 He would look good
00:10:40.540 Some guys
00:10:41.460 You can tell
00:10:41.940 If they transition
00:10:42.680 They would flawlessly transition
00:10:44.220 Usually they don't have
00:10:45.520 The like
00:10:46.240 The neo-endothral brow
00:10:47.460 That's a real impediment
00:10:48.760 Yeah
00:10:49.120 To like a smooth transition
00:10:50.220 But he got a real nice
00:10:51.180 Girl guy face
00:10:52.180 Oh
00:10:52.580 Yeah
00:10:53.280 God man
00:10:54.300 Yeah
00:10:54.580 If he put some makeup on
00:10:56.240 And grew the hair
00:10:56.760 A little longer
00:10:57.400 I don't even think
00:10:58.140 He'd need estrogen
00:10:58.940 Well
00:11:00.660 He's a handsome kid
00:11:01.760 He's a handsome guy
00:11:02.940 Yeah
00:11:03.180 And he used to definitely be more
00:11:04.700 I mean look he's getting older
00:11:05.720 You know
00:11:06.280 And I think he's partied pretty hard
00:11:07.860 He's probably going pretty hard
00:11:09.100 Yeah
00:11:09.540 Yeah
00:11:10.320 For a guy who did
00:11:12.040 The amount of drugs he did
00:11:13.840 Yeah
00:11:14.200 He looks good
00:11:15.180 That's a good point
00:11:16.080 He looks real good
00:11:17.380 That's a good point
00:11:17.960 I mean I don't know how much
00:11:19.060 LA has to do with that
00:11:20.360 Hollywood
00:11:20.820 People with
00:11:21.980 Who are stars
00:11:22.800 Tend to age very well
00:11:24.140 Cause I guess when your job
00:11:25.380 Is just staying in shape
00:11:26.660 Every day in between scripts
00:11:27.840 Yeah
00:11:28.340 You dedicate a lot of time to it
00:11:29.640 There's like a team of people
00:11:30.680 Who keep Johnny Tepp
00:11:32.160 Like camera ready
00:11:33.060 Well you can also get
00:11:34.700 You got fluffers
00:11:36.100 That's a big thing
00:11:37.080 Yeah
00:11:37.420 Like a guy that's going to do
00:11:39.100 Work at Dunkin Donuts
00:11:40.380 Or whatever
00:11:40.720 He ain't got that fluffer
00:11:41.900 You know what I'm saying
00:11:42.260 Yeah
00:11:42.480 He don't have somebody
00:11:43.160 Meeting him in the parking lot
00:11:44.340 An hour early
00:11:45.200 Yeah
00:11:45.520 To polish him up
00:11:46.880 And trim off all the loose ends
00:11:48.800 And take his
00:11:49.340 Dirty appendix out
00:11:51.060 Or whatever's going on
00:11:52.140 Yeah
00:11:52.300 But he's got those people
00:11:54.360 Where every day before he
00:11:55.780 You know
00:11:56.340 There's people like
00:11:57.040 Just really shining him up
00:11:58.520 You think
00:11:59.260 Like if there was a competitor
00:12:01.240 To come out
00:12:02.520 That would compete against
00:12:03.580 Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks
00:12:04.600 If they use a strategy
00:12:05.660 Of like you know what
00:12:06.480 We're going to up the game
00:12:08.220 Of the people who work here
00:12:09.600 And make them all beautiful
00:12:11.300 With fluffers
00:12:12.460 We'll hire fluffers too
00:12:13.680 That they'll
00:12:14.600 Even if the coffee's not as good
00:12:16.080 It'll give them the edge
00:12:17.020 Like how come nobody's
00:12:18.140 Sneaking outside the box like that
00:12:19.500 So you're saying
00:12:21.100 If they beautify the
00:12:22.880 The staff
00:12:24.320 The staff
00:12:25.040 Yeah
00:12:25.380 With fluff
00:12:26.380 With the help of fluffers
00:12:27.540 With pop
00:12:28.300 They got the corporate money
00:12:29.360 Right
00:12:30.100 They can create extra jobs
00:12:32.060 We don't have to live
00:12:33.260 In this world
00:12:33.960 Where coffee shops
00:12:35.320 Have like ugly
00:12:36.660 Untaken care of
00:12:38.580 I don't know if that's
00:12:39.180 The way you say it
00:12:39.900 Unquaffed
00:12:41.100 Unkempt
00:12:41.760 Yeah
00:12:41.880 Unkept
00:12:42.640 Unkept people
00:12:43.520 Maybe
00:12:44.000 Like we need to create jobs
00:12:45.200 How about a couple fluffers
00:12:46.840 For these Dunkin Donuts employees
00:12:48.100 Yeah
00:12:48.560 Cinderella's sisters
00:12:49.700 Is who you're talking about
00:12:50.900 Yeah
00:12:50.980 That's exactly what it is
00:12:52.100 Well look at this
00:12:53.380 You know I was at the Starbucks
00:12:54.580 The other day
00:12:55.300 And a guy runs in
00:12:56.620 Homeless guy
00:12:57.260 Right
00:12:57.580 Yeah
00:12:58.060 I'm not going to say homeless
00:13:00.160 But the guy was
00:13:01.900 The guy hadn't heard
00:13:03.840 A doorbell ring in a while
00:13:05.080 I bet
00:13:05.480 Right
00:13:05.720 Recently unhomed
00:13:06.620 I would say that
00:13:07.740 Yeah
00:13:08.040 I would say recently
00:13:09.180 Recently unhomed
00:13:09.640 Recently unhomed
00:13:10.760 So this boy
00:13:12.200 He was out there
00:13:13.400 And he came in
00:13:15.000 And he had no pants on
00:13:16.200 Right
00:13:16.460 And he walked past
00:13:17.920 These two chicks outside
00:13:18.920 And they got a little scared
00:13:20.080 You know
00:13:20.380 And I was like
00:13:20.840 Scat
00:13:21.280 Scat
00:13:21.780 Like I did like that
00:13:22.760 You know
00:13:23.120 Because like
00:13:23.620 We had a lot of stray animals
00:13:24.860 In our neighborhood growing up
00:13:26.100 And if they came by my sisters
00:13:27.580 I would be like that
00:13:28.580 Did he respond
00:13:29.500 Did he scat
00:13:30.420 Or
00:13:30.720 He kind of did
00:13:31.380 So it worked on them
00:13:32.300 Yeah
00:13:32.580 Yeah
00:13:32.940 He kind of did
00:13:34.080 And then he went inside
00:13:35.140 And stole all of the
00:13:36.820 Money right out of the tip thing
00:13:38.780 He did
00:13:39.460 Yeah
00:13:39.780 And
00:13:40.240 So the scat
00:13:41.420 You were like an accessory
00:13:43.160 To the crime then
00:13:44.100 You didn't tell him
00:13:44.880 The scat
00:13:45.240 He would have bothered
00:13:45.740 The girls
00:13:46.220 And may not have
00:13:47.880 He could have done
00:13:48.880 A rape and burgle
00:13:49.880 Oh yeah
00:13:50.500 It's hard to know
00:13:51.280 What would have happened
00:13:52.180 Right
00:13:52.640 That could have been
00:13:53.200 The lesser of the two evils
00:13:54.340 Well then I go in
00:13:56.320 And there's a guy in there
00:13:57.760 Who's like
00:13:58.620 Very
00:14:00.340 Who's like probably
00:14:01.300 About 11 different genders
00:14:03.280 Right
00:14:03.580 This dude was coming in
00:14:04.880 You know
00:14:05.220 He had anchovies
00:14:06.280 He had all of it
00:14:07.200 And he
00:14:08.400 He was like
00:14:10.800 Oh my god
00:14:11.760 I don't know
00:14:12.120 What just happened
00:14:12.980 Right
00:14:13.400 And I was like
00:14:15.180 Y'all got fucking robbed
00:14:16.360 That's what just happened
00:14:17.400 Yeah
00:14:17.760 And nobody in here
00:14:19.160 They had 11 of them
00:14:20.360 And how is it
00:14:21.240 They have 11
00:14:22.120 Starbuck employees
00:14:23.160 They all have on walkie talkies
00:14:24.800 Talking to each other
00:14:25.660 Right next to each other
00:14:27.360 Yeah
00:14:27.680 It doesn't seem like
00:14:28.500 They need that
00:14:29.260 Yeah
00:14:29.600 You could just go like this
00:14:30.940 It's like ordering a sandwich
00:14:32.300 At Wawa's
00:14:33.040 You're like
00:14:33.240 Why can't I just give it
00:14:34.640 The order to you
00:14:35.800 Why do I gotta become
00:14:36.620 A computer programmer
00:14:37.740 Back here
00:14:38.440 Yeah
00:14:39.180 It's unnecessary technology
00:14:40.780 Oh a lot of unnecessary technology
00:14:42.340 And so
00:14:42.920 Then
00:14:43.920 Yeah
00:14:44.640 But it was just crazy
00:14:45.600 They were
00:14:45.940 Everybody was just so like
00:14:47.500 Like nobody there
00:14:49.200 Could have saved the day
00:14:50.160 Right
00:14:50.940 You know
00:14:51.740 Actually they had this
00:14:52.720 One little Mighty Mouse bitch
00:14:54.060 And I think if she'd have
00:14:54.960 Seen it go down
00:14:55.540 She wasn't
00:14:56.060 She was dealing with
00:14:57.220 An egg
00:14:57.620 You know
00:14:58.460 Breakfast or something
00:14:59.900 At the moment
00:15:00.500 When that thing
00:15:01.120 When the guy hit
00:15:01.960 But if she'd have
00:15:02.620 Freaking turned around
00:15:03.600 She was a little less hungry
00:15:04.980 She might have
00:15:05.680 Took her focus off
00:15:07.020 The order and helped
00:15:07.940 Well she
00:15:08.820 You could just tell
00:15:09.540 She had a little bit
00:15:10.220 More nuts in her
00:15:11.000 Than any of the
00:15:11.660 Fellas that were working
00:15:13.220 In there
00:15:13.480 Right
00:15:13.760 Right
00:15:14.180 They don't care
00:15:15.180 Right
00:15:15.480 They don't care
00:15:16.240 But it was the tips though
00:15:18.060 Oh
00:15:19.100 They care about that
00:15:20.600 I woulda
00:15:22.020 Yeah
00:15:22.460 Yeah
00:15:22.860 Like that's my money
00:15:23.720 Like you know
00:15:24.320 Nobody stopped them
00:15:25.420 No
00:15:26.080 The guy was just like
00:15:27.160 One guy
00:15:27.800 This is the best
00:15:28.500 One dude
00:15:29.300 Who probably was
00:15:30.740 At least
00:15:31.300 You know
00:15:31.820 Four or five
00:15:33.580 Different genders
00:15:34.380 Right
00:15:34.720 This dude coming in
00:15:35.920 Bruh
00:15:36.280 You know
00:15:36.780 This was a
00:15:37.360 Non-binary
00:15:38.240 Establishment
00:15:39.260 This dude had his
00:15:42.560 Hands off
00:15:43.620 Like this
00:15:44.440 Like what the fuck
00:15:47.620 Bruh
00:15:48.080 The guy didn't have
00:15:50.080 A gun
00:15:50.620 But he did have
00:15:51.240 His pants off
00:15:52.080 Well he had
00:15:53.280 I'll say this
00:15:53.960 Bruh
00:15:54.140 He was short
00:15:54.880 And it looked like
00:15:55.900 He had a little bit
00:15:56.640 Of dick hanging out
00:15:57.560 The bottom of his shirt
00:15:58.560 And that is
00:15:59.440 That's a weapon too
00:16:00.640 It could be
00:16:01.840 It could be a weapon
00:16:03.240 Especially if you don't
00:16:03.880 What gender you are
00:16:04.760 Yeah
00:16:05.040 You know what I'm saying
00:16:05.340 Bruh
00:16:05.580 You don't know
00:16:05.980 How that thing is
00:16:06.580 Going to end up in you
00:16:07.440 Would you be more scared
00:16:08.720 If a guy with a gun
00:16:10.100 Or a guy
00:16:10.500 A naked guy
00:16:11.460 Is kind of
00:16:12.100 You don't know
00:16:13.160 What to do
00:16:13.620 With a naked guy
00:16:14.400 Easy
00:16:14.900 Oh if I had to
00:16:15.680 I'd get the bullets
00:16:16.400 Out of him
00:16:16.820 You know what I'm saying
00:16:17.400 Bruh
00:16:17.700 I'd freaking
00:16:18.140 I'd handle him down
00:16:19.660 To keep the pressure
00:16:20.440 Out of him
00:16:20.960 If I had to
00:16:21.760 You ever seen those videos
00:16:23.340 Where like
00:16:24.000 Those prank shows
00:16:25.380 In the hood
00:16:25.860 Where the guys
00:16:26.560 Talk shit
00:16:27.580 To like tough dudes
00:16:28.600 In the hood
00:16:29.040 And the guy's like
00:16:29.600 What
00:16:29.820 And he's about to
00:16:30.340 And then they just
00:16:30.840 Strip naked
00:16:31.360 And the guy runs
00:16:32.300 For some reason
00:16:33.860 Cause I guess
00:16:35.060 It's so jarring
00:16:35.960 You don't know
00:16:36.420 What to do
00:16:36.940 When somebody's missing
00:16:37.860 A piece of their
00:16:39.480 Outfit
00:16:40.600 It's just kind of
00:16:41.440 A weird thing
00:16:42.180 I guess shirt off
00:16:43.280 Is more socially
00:16:44.180 Well shirt off
00:16:45.520 We're gonna fight
00:16:46.220 Yeah shirt off
00:16:46.820 We're gonna fight
00:16:47.220 Pants off
00:16:47.980 Or we
00:16:48.620 I might fuck ya
00:16:50.280 So that gets a little
00:16:51.240 That's probably
00:16:52.240 What makes you nervous
00:16:52.940 It's a novelty
00:16:53.740 Of it
00:16:54.000 No frame of reference
00:16:54.760 Like when the Indians
00:16:55.560 First saw the boats
00:16:56.480 They couldn't tell
00:16:57.600 What they were
00:16:58.220 Really
00:16:58.740 Yeah they said
00:16:59.300 They had no frame
00:17:00.500 Of reference
00:17:01.040 For the conquistador boats
00:17:02.740 So they just couldn't
00:17:03.740 Almost see them
00:17:04.640 They couldn't see them
00:17:05.380 They couldn't understand it
00:17:06.420 It was like an object
00:17:07.180 They'd never seen
00:17:07.860 So if you get into
00:17:08.780 A situation where
00:17:09.300 A guy with no pants
00:17:10.180 And he's threatening you
00:17:11.060 You might not even
00:17:12.120 Understand it
00:17:12.720 And just free
00:17:13.180 Maybe that's why
00:17:14.160 She put her hands up
00:17:15.040 Yeah
00:17:15.600 Maybe she didn't know
00:17:16.420 She was like
00:17:16.840 Is this what you're
00:17:17.480 Supposed to do
00:17:18.100 Yeah
00:17:18.780 When a guy has no pants on
00:17:20.120 A little bit of dick
00:17:20.820 Hanging out under the shirt
00:17:21.680 He had a short shirt on too
00:17:23.480 He was a black guy too
00:17:25.380 Which is unusual
00:17:26.900 He had a medium shirt
00:17:27.400 Yeah cause usually
00:17:28.240 They got long shirts on
00:17:29.380 If you go to a black barbecue
00:17:30.280 They're down to their knees
00:17:31.640 Oh yeah
00:17:32.220 Yeah
00:17:32.520 Black guys like long shirts
00:17:33.780 Yeah black guys look good
00:17:35.120 And stuff
00:17:35.660 They look good in everything
00:17:37.040 Anything
00:17:37.780 Yeah
00:17:38.320 You know
00:17:38.960 Black guys look good
00:17:40.060 And
00:17:40.300 A black guy could walk around
00:17:42.080 Literally just
00:17:42.540 With shopping tags
00:17:44.600 Hang
00:17:44.880 That's why I think
00:17:45.840 A lot of black guys
00:17:46.420 Keep the tags on things
00:17:47.340 Cause I think
00:17:48.060 Other people
00:17:49.540 Will literally come up
00:17:50.400 And shop off of them
00:17:51.460 You know
00:17:52.320 Yeah
00:17:53.400 Like damn
00:17:54.200 Let me scan this up
00:17:55.360 Right now bro
00:17:56.060 That's not a bad idea bro
00:17:57.620 It's not a bad idea
00:17:58.260 If you got a percentage
00:17:59.120 Of the sale
00:17:59.760 Yeah
00:18:00.120 It's like damn
00:18:00.780 Let me scan two of those
00:18:01.940 Off of my boy
00:18:02.680 And then he makes
00:18:03.380 A little bit of bread
00:18:04.200 Yeah
00:18:04.700 I had a black friend
00:18:06.080 Who used to wear his hat
00:18:06.820 Like that
00:18:07.180 With the stickers and tags
00:18:08.480 And we were having
00:18:09.280 A conversation once
00:18:10.220 And he was like
00:18:10.760 You know
00:18:11.040 Cops gotta stop
00:18:12.100 Profiling me
00:18:12.780 I'm like
00:18:13.060 Well maybe if it looks
00:18:14.240 If you make it
00:18:15.300 Look a little less
00:18:16.320 Like you just stole
00:18:17.260 The hat out of the store
00:18:18.280 You're wearing it
00:18:19.600 Like you just ran out
00:18:20.560 Past the censors
00:18:21.540 I mean
00:18:22.640 Maybe that'll help
00:18:23.540 Yeah
00:18:24.300 They had a black
00:18:24.880 I saw with
00:18:25.400 A chain made out of censors
00:18:27.400 Like
00:18:28.160 That's not gonna
00:18:29.700 That's not helpful
00:18:30.920 That's actually a good move
00:18:32.540 If you want to steal the store
00:18:33.640 If you come in with
00:18:34.620 The censors on
00:18:36.600 And they're going off
00:18:37.380 You're going
00:18:37.640 No that's just my necklace
00:18:38.680 Yeah
00:18:39.140 Don't look through my
00:18:39.960 Don't profile me
00:18:41.300 That's my necklace
00:18:41.960 Going off
00:18:42.280 These are censors
00:18:43.120 Yeah
00:18:44.500 That's pretty cool
00:18:45.020 I think
00:18:45.960 I think if someone
00:18:46.920 Was cool enough
00:18:47.740 They could make censors cool
00:18:49.140 Yeah
00:18:50.080 Like you know
00:18:50.860 Like cause fashion
00:18:51.680 Gets pretty ridiculous
00:18:52.660 Like if you look back
00:18:54.140 In like the 1700s
00:18:55.220 Guys were wearing
00:18:56.220 Other dudes
00:18:57.360 Fucking hair
00:18:58.120 And stockings
00:18:59.260 Wow
00:18:59.620 And candy corn shoes
00:19:00.860 So that
00:19:01.620 And that just objectively
00:19:02.960 Looks ridiculous
00:19:03.820 But that means
00:19:04.860 At some point
00:19:05.440 There was some dude
00:19:06.500 Who was so cool
00:19:07.460 Who was wearing it
00:19:08.620 That everyone was like
00:19:09.260 I want to be like him
00:19:10.360 So they started wearing
00:19:11.480 Fucking ridiculous stockings
00:19:12.940 Candy corn shoes
00:19:13.860 And somebody else's hair
00:19:15.560 Was some real serial killer shit
00:19:17.380 That's crazy
00:19:18.060 And then the whole continent
00:19:19.060 Of Europe started doing it
00:19:20.220 So if there was a cool enough dude
00:19:21.740 Who started wearing censors
00:19:23.100 And gave it value
00:19:24.380 Like bitcoin
00:19:25.000 Which we all buy
00:19:25.780 Which we know is stupid
00:19:26.740 Then I think people would follow
00:19:28.280 It depends on how fucking cool
00:19:29.700 The person is wearing it
00:19:30.600 Fashion is completely subjective
00:19:33.540 Yeah I never thought about that
00:19:35.440 That much
00:19:35.920 I mean
00:19:36.440 Yeah I think if you see
00:19:39.000 Somebody with something
00:19:40.280 And you feel like
00:19:41.180 It looks good
00:19:42.100 Then if somebody else does it
00:19:44.860 You'll kind of get into it
00:19:46.240 You know
00:19:46.540 Yeah like I'm not even lying
00:19:48.060 This is a true story
00:19:48.760 I saw a dude the other day
00:19:49.940 He had a mullet
00:19:51.240 And somebody else said
00:19:52.340 You're going with the Theo Vaughn
00:19:53.780 And he was like
00:19:54.220 Damn everyone keeps saying that
00:19:55.540 I'm like maybe you are
00:19:56.820 Consciously or unconsciously
00:19:58.840 There's very few dudes in this country
00:20:00.920 Who have a mullet still
00:20:02.720 Right
00:20:03.200 That aren't at a state fair
00:20:04.360 Right
00:20:04.860 You know what I mean
00:20:05.980 Yeah
00:20:06.220 Who are visible
00:20:07.800 Yeah
00:20:08.060 Like visible beyond the local
00:20:10.260 Word of mouth
00:20:11.780 Right
00:20:12.180 Like you're visible
00:20:12.980 You're visible with a mullet
00:20:14.840 Past word of mouth
00:20:15.980 Yeah
00:20:16.460 And so if somebody has a mullet now
00:20:17.980 You're going like
00:20:18.840 You're a Theo Vaughn fan
00:20:20.040 What are you doing here
00:20:20.760 Yeah
00:20:21.100 Yeah you're a Theo Vaughn fan
00:20:22.340 Yeah I got into it man
00:20:23.580 I had it growing up
00:20:24.480 And then I got out of it
00:20:25.960 Trying to fit it in Hollywood
00:20:27.140 And then I got back into it
00:20:28.400 It's the best choice I ever made
00:20:29.600 Have you ever had long hair
00:20:30.640 I have had long hair
00:20:31.760 But more of the Johnny Depp
00:20:32.840 21 Jump Street shit
00:20:34.040 But you never had the back go huh
00:20:35.220 Nah dude
00:20:35.640 God
00:20:36.020 I grew up in Brooklyn
00:20:36.940 You can't
00:20:37.620 You could
00:20:38.160 You can't
00:20:39.680 I don't have the balls
00:20:40.560 Yeah I was like
00:20:41.200 That was
00:20:41.700 It's well dude
00:20:42.400 It's like having balls
00:20:43.720 It's your ball
00:20:44.900 It's like your hair has balls
00:20:46.260 It's exactly what it's like
00:20:47.220 Yeah
00:20:47.580 Have you ever said that before
00:20:48.820 No but I believe it
00:20:50.000 That is the funny
00:20:50.680 That's the funniest way
00:20:51.740 To describe a mullet
00:20:52.540 Because yeah
00:20:53.060 It's like your hair
00:20:53.780 It's like there's balls here
00:20:55.360 And they're kind of
00:20:56.220 They're dangling around
00:20:57.180 You can move them a little bit
00:20:58.140 And there's power in it
00:20:59.140 Yeah
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00:24:00.800 Theo
00:24:01.120 So I just want to get
00:24:02.820 Where you started man
00:24:03.620 Yeah and I didn't mean
00:24:04.520 To offend you
00:24:04.960 If I said that you're
00:24:05.620 From another country man
00:24:06.540 No I didn't
00:24:07.100 I thought that you were
00:24:07.680 From another country
00:24:08.360 No did you think
00:24:09.080 I was offended
00:24:09.520 I wasn't offended at all
00:24:11.160 Okay good
00:24:11.680 Yeah yeah
00:24:11.980 I was rolling with it
00:24:13.200 Yeah
00:24:13.480 Because I get it
00:24:14.680 No I was
00:24:15.640 I'm from New York
00:24:16.520 My parents are from
00:24:17.340 Another country
00:24:17.900 Okay
00:24:18.220 So yeah I'm
00:24:19.980 Kind of recently American
00:24:21.360 Okay
00:24:21.860 As well I fit into that category
00:24:23.180 If we open up the bubble
00:24:24.460 A little bit
00:24:25.080 Cause my mom
00:24:27.180 Had to get her papers
00:24:28.440 Oh she did
00:24:29.100 Yeah my mom had to get her papers
00:24:30.680 And where did she come from
00:24:31.420 She came from Greece
00:24:32.240 Oh yeah
00:24:33.020 Really
00:24:33.360 Greece
00:24:33.720 Did you have Greeks down
00:24:34.700 There's no Greeks down
00:24:35.680 In Louisiana
00:24:36.120 We never had a Greek here
00:24:37.340 We never had a Greek
00:24:39.380 On the show
00:24:39.620 Never
00:24:40.220 Yeah
00:24:41.080 Never
00:24:41.800 We've had a
00:24:42.500 We got a charter
00:24:43.060 Who you know
00:24:44.240 People
00:24:44.800 Or we have put pens
00:24:45.920 In a place from
00:24:46.560 Different countries
00:24:47.180 People come from
00:24:48.040 Well I'm glad to diversify
00:24:49.660 Yeah I'm glad to
00:24:50.320 Represent for a whole nation
00:24:51.960 There's not
00:24:52.740 So your mother
00:24:54.700 Came from Greece
00:24:55.560 My mother came here
00:24:56.880 She was like
00:24:58.360 Kind of a refugee
00:24:59.220 After World War II
00:25:00.120 My mother was old
00:25:01.060 She had me when she was
00:25:02.140 In her 40s
00:25:02.720 Which is a real
00:25:03.220 Today shit thing to do
00:25:04.580 She did it back then
00:25:05.860 And so she just
00:25:07.140 Recently passed away
00:25:08.080 But she yeah
00:25:08.860 She was there
00:25:09.360 During the Nazi occupation
00:25:10.720 And she was there
00:25:12.280 Yeah
00:25:13.140 For World War II
00:25:14.140 And then she immigrated here
00:25:15.420 So my mother was born there
00:25:16.400 My father was born in Brooklyn
00:25:17.640 But his parents were born
00:25:19.100 Over there in the old world
00:25:20.880 As we call it
00:25:21.900 Wow
00:25:22.460 As white people call it
00:25:23.340 The old world
00:25:23.980 Yeah
00:25:24.340 Yeah Europe
00:25:25.040 You know
00:25:25.420 So I'm a
00:25:27.080 One and a half
00:25:28.120 First generation
00:25:30.560 I'm a recent
00:25:31.420 I'm a recent
00:25:32.120 I'm recently American
00:25:33.160 Damn
00:25:33.740 So you weren't
00:25:34.560 You weren't
00:25:35.480 A hundred percent wrong
00:25:36.680 You weren't a hundred percent right
00:25:38.100 You were more right than wrong
00:25:39.800 Oh thanks man
00:25:40.860 Yeah
00:25:40.940 Yeah I mean
00:25:41.520 You smelled something
00:25:43.080 Well I just
00:25:44.640 And I think it's probably
00:25:45.960 Yeah just the name
00:25:47.100 People are like
00:25:47.640 Oh what's going on here
00:25:48.860 Yeah
00:25:49.180 You know
00:25:49.520 It's interesting
00:25:50.180 Theo Vaughn
00:25:50.660 I don't know you
00:25:51.160 I'm thinking
00:25:51.580 Black guy
00:25:52.500 Yeah
00:25:52.960 Linebacker
00:25:53.680 Something
00:25:54.560 Cause Vaughn
00:25:55.980 Boom
00:25:56.760 And then I see you
00:25:57.580 Theo Vaughn
00:25:58.260 Your name doesn't seem very
00:25:59.980 Doesn't match you either
00:26:01.800 Where's your name come from
00:26:02.840 Well my father's from Nicaragua
00:26:04.420 My mother's from actually
00:26:06.080 Illinois
00:26:08.020 So
00:26:09.780 Your mother's
00:26:10.960 Wow
00:26:11.520 Nicaragua's in there
00:26:12.540 So we got
00:26:13.660 And yeah
00:26:15.680 And then my father was part
00:26:16.720 I think Pontiac Indian as well
00:26:18.360 So we had some good
00:26:19.920 It's you know something
00:26:20.780 A little bit of here and there
00:26:22.260 Kind of
00:26:22.700 You know
00:26:23.240 Should we
00:26:24.120 The Pontiac car
00:26:25.320 Is catching no heat
00:26:26.820 I mean it's like
00:26:28.080 The Cleveland Indians
00:26:29.260 Are catching heat
00:26:29.980 The Washington Redskins
00:26:31.940 Are catching heat
00:26:32.600 Yeah
00:26:32.940 The Pontiac car
00:26:33.940 Is still floating
00:26:34.900 Bring up a Pontiac
00:26:35.860 If you can brother
00:26:36.520 Yeah
00:26:36.760 I mean
00:26:37.240 Is cancel culture
00:26:38.440 Going to get to that
00:26:39.220 It should
00:26:40.280 When you think of
00:26:41.360 How many things
00:26:42.740 Are named after
00:26:44.160 Native American stuff
00:26:45.380 It's like you really
00:26:46.080 And I can't think of them
00:26:47.240 Right now
00:26:47.600 Tomahawk steak
00:26:48.420 Oh
00:26:48.900 Yeah
00:26:49.540 It's a lot brother
00:26:50.700 Let me ask you this question
00:26:51.800 As far as
00:26:52.720 The Cleveland Indians
00:26:54.200 What's worse sounding to you
00:26:55.480 The Cleveland Indians
00:26:56.300 Or the Cleveland Browns
00:26:57.920 Cleveland Browns
00:26:59.060 Sounds a lot more
00:26:59.760 Like a slur
00:27:00.340 To me
00:27:00.860 Oh that's a good point
00:27:02.260 I hate these browns
00:27:03.080 Oh yeah
00:27:03.660 I hate these fucking browns
00:27:04.480 I hate the browns every year
00:27:05.920 Sounds a lot worse than
00:27:07.200 I hate the Cleveland Indians
00:27:08.860 Yeah look at these Indians
00:27:10.080 Look at these Indians
00:27:10.860 Whereas look at these browns
00:27:12.340 Or these
00:27:12.740 Indias
00:27:13.540 These Indias
00:27:14.500 Yeah I mean look
00:27:17.700 I love a racial slur
00:27:18.800 Honestly
00:27:19.240 And
00:27:19.880 Who doesn't
00:27:20.940 If it's said in jest
00:27:22.760 Yeah
00:27:24.060 Bro even if
00:27:25.080 Here's the best
00:27:25.740 If you're walking down the street
00:27:26.920 Somebody yells it
00:27:27.960 You don't see who yells it
00:27:29.160 It's fucking great
00:27:31.020 Yeah
00:27:31.840 If somebody like
00:27:32.880 Is point blank
00:27:33.760 Like ripping
00:27:34.300 Somebody
00:27:34.540 That's fucked up dude
00:27:35.760 Yeah
00:27:36.080 But somebody's using
00:27:36.940 Somebody you know
00:27:37.620 Drives by and they yell it
00:27:39.140 Bro
00:27:39.380 Fucking you know
00:27:40.620 Yeah
00:27:41.240 It's a
00:27:42.160 That enhances your day
00:27:43.720 Oh
00:27:44.260 Kurt Metzger has the best
00:27:45.960 Slur I've heard for Greeks ever
00:27:47.620 Is that my phone
00:27:48.360 I apologize
00:27:49.000 Jesus Christ
00:27:49.720 It's my special needs brother
00:27:50.920 Time for your daughter
00:27:51.920 To wake up
00:27:52.600 Kurt Metzger has the best
00:27:55.120 Slur for Greeks
00:27:55.840 That I've ever heard
00:27:56.500 Because there's
00:27:56.900 There's not many
00:27:58.000 And he just
00:27:59.340 One time he was doing
00:28:00.760 This stand up set
00:28:01.540 It's online
00:28:02.220 Somewhere
00:28:02.860 But he just goes
00:28:03.680 He was dating a Greek girl
00:28:04.860 And her dad didn't approve
00:28:06.340 As Greek dads usually don't
00:28:08.000 Of anyone
00:28:08.660 Greeks hit everybody
00:28:09.640 Wow
00:28:10.020 And he just goes
00:28:10.600 Can you believe that dude
00:28:11.560 A diner monkey
00:28:13.120 From ass fuck island
00:28:14.540 And I was like
00:28:15.840 That's the best
00:28:17.740 That's the best slur
00:28:19.680 Diner monkey
00:28:21.140 From ass fuck island
00:28:22.200 Doesn't get better than that
00:28:23.200 So that's what I am
00:28:24.040 I like that
00:28:24.740 Yeah
00:28:25.200 Wow
00:28:25.740 Because we do
00:28:27.080 Diners is like
00:28:28.100 That's like the
00:28:29.140 Greek passport
00:28:30.040 Into America
00:28:30.820 And why is it
00:28:31.860 Because of all the dishes
00:28:32.640 And stuff
00:28:33.080 Because y'all guys
00:28:33.560 Dishes is a big part
00:28:34.880 Of y'all's culture
00:28:35.400 Yeah maybe that's why
00:28:36.800 I never thought of it
00:28:37.660 Maybe it's because
00:28:38.680 Access to dishes
00:28:39.900 That's the first time
00:28:40.940 I've heard that theory
00:28:41.740 Huh
00:28:42.440 You came up with that
00:28:43.300 In a split second too
00:28:44.580 Well it's
00:28:45.860 I guess the only thing
00:28:46.600 Because we throw them
00:28:47.000 We throw them
00:28:47.740 Right it's part of the
00:28:48.400 It's like a tradition
00:28:49.260 Yeah
00:28:49.640 So yeah I don't know
00:28:50.700 That much about Greeks man
00:28:52.300 Is that
00:28:54.960 We got a healthy history man
00:28:56.880 Oh well I know
00:28:57.620 I've seen a lot of the artwork
00:28:58.820 And stuff like that
00:28:59.780 Yeah
00:29:00.000 Now that's beautiful
00:29:00.960 Low penises though
00:29:02.040 A lot of statues
00:29:02.860 Low penises
00:29:03.440 Really
00:29:03.820 Oh they didn't really
00:29:04.540 They saved cement huh
00:29:05.960 Yeah
00:29:07.340 When they got around there
00:29:08.860 Yeah
00:29:09.180 I don't know why they did that
00:29:10.840 But all the penises
00:29:12.100 Are really small
00:29:12.940 In the old statues
00:29:13.800 Well do Greek girls
00:29:14.920 Have big butts
00:29:15.580 I think a lot of the
00:29:16.620 Penis size of the
00:29:17.600 Males of a culture
00:29:18.460 Has to do with the size
00:29:19.520 If you have to reach
00:29:20.700 The vagina of the woman
00:29:22.080 You know
00:29:22.560 You're coming up
00:29:25.960 With some theories
00:29:26.540 That I haven't thought about
00:29:27.460 So you're saying
00:29:28.240 You were saying
00:29:29.240 Without saying
00:29:30.020 Correct me if I'm wrong
00:29:31.380 Yeah
00:29:31.720 You're saying without saying
00:29:32.860 Black dudes got big dicks
00:29:34.720 Cause black girls
00:29:35.820 Got big asses
00:29:36.800 And to be able
00:29:37.900 To reach the vagina
00:29:38.980 They have to
00:29:39.780 So it kind of evolved that way
00:29:41.380 I think so
00:29:42.560 I mean
00:29:42.820 Makes sense
00:29:43.800 Yeah I mean
00:29:44.960 When I think about
00:29:46.040 A lot of times
00:29:46.600 If I think about
00:29:47.280 Having sex with a black girl
00:29:48.180 It's like
00:29:48.580 Well I mean
00:29:49.740 All this
00:29:50.460 Certainly depends
00:29:51.700 But it's like
00:29:53.060 I couldn't do it
00:29:54.780 You got
00:29:55.080 Your dick has to wear lifts
00:29:56.240 Yeah
00:29:56.780 To get there
00:29:57.300 Yeah
00:29:57.600 You gotta get another
00:30:00.180 Dick's shoulders
00:30:00.880 A lot of yoga
00:30:01.960 Yeah
00:30:02.460 My dick's gonna need
00:30:03.580 To be like
00:30:03.920 One of the ones
00:30:04.380 With like two kids
00:30:05.260 In a top coat
00:30:06.560 Like oh I'm here
00:30:07.880 To let my kid
00:30:08.500 Go on the field trip
00:30:09.420 Yeah
00:30:09.780 Yeah
00:30:10.320 Oh my god
00:30:11.460 And Chinese
00:30:12.520 Asian
00:30:13.360 No butts
00:30:14.680 No butts
00:30:15.420 And also
00:30:16.320 Corresponding
00:30:17.860 Correlated
00:30:18.640 Yeah hypothetically
00:30:19.900 Hypothetically
00:30:20.720 But we all know
00:30:21.320 It's true
00:30:21.680 Little are penises
00:30:22.540 Yeah
00:30:23.020 Holy shit
00:30:24.400 Maybe
00:30:24.720 Because yeah
00:30:26.060 I mean
00:30:26.280 It's just like
00:30:26.920 About nature
00:30:27.540 Like a hummingbird
00:30:28.580 Has to have that beak
00:30:31.160 Because it has to be able
00:30:32.120 To
00:30:32.360 You know what I'm saying
00:30:35.620 But it's not right
00:30:36.540 So
00:30:37.860 I think you might
00:30:38.860 Have just lost confidence
00:30:39.700 In it
00:30:39.960 You might
00:30:40.220 I mean
00:30:40.580 You might have
00:30:41.000 You might have
00:30:41.360 Been going somewhere
00:30:42.100 Yeah
00:30:42.900 Hummingbird has
00:30:43.520 To have a beak
00:30:44.160 Because it just
00:30:45.180 You know
00:30:45.540 It gets in a certain
00:30:46.360 Type of flowers
00:30:47.100 And it's like
00:30:47.460 The deep ones
00:30:48.180 Was that the moment
00:30:48.820 When you realized
00:30:49.360 You didn't know
00:30:50.000 That much about
00:30:50.540 Hummingbirds
00:30:51.080 I think it's the moment
00:30:52.840 I realized
00:30:53.240 I didn't know that much
00:30:54.140 Yeah
00:30:54.480 You had enough
00:30:55.680 Knowledge to get you
00:30:56.540 To that point
00:30:57.140 Yeah
00:30:57.460 And then you're like
00:30:58.140 What else do they do
00:30:59.120 Yeah I'm done
00:30:59.860 Yeah I'm done with that
00:31:00.780 What
00:31:01.540 Okay so you got
00:31:03.280 Started in New York
00:31:03.860 I just wanna
00:31:04.340 I know a lot of people
00:31:05.200 Know you
00:31:05.480 But I wanna make sure
00:31:06.120 That my audience knows you
00:31:07.280 I appreciate that
00:31:07.900 I forget that sometimes
00:31:08.840 Like even though
00:31:09.680 Like I have some knowledge
00:31:10.900 Of someone
00:31:11.740 Or you know
00:31:12.640 I know that they're
00:31:13.320 A great comedian
00:31:14.060 Or
00:31:14.420 But my audience
00:31:16.200 Doesn't know
00:31:16.640 So you started out
00:31:17.460 In New York
00:31:18.120 Started out in New York
00:31:18.920 You grew up there
00:31:19.480 I grew up in Brooklyn
00:31:20.360 New York
00:31:21.040 Greek American
00:31:22.420 I grew up
00:31:23.480 I started there
00:31:24.800 Long time ago
00:31:26.560 Quit for a while
00:31:28.080 Had some things happen
00:31:30.120 And you know
00:31:31.600 Trauma and things like that
00:31:33.140 My head's all messed up
00:31:34.800 Which is a constant challenge
00:31:36.840 And then I got back into it
00:31:39.080 And I started doing
00:31:40.660 Stand up consistently
00:31:41.580 Donnell Rawlings
00:31:42.320 Was really the guy
00:31:42.860 Who got me into comedy
00:31:44.080 Like stand up
00:31:45.780 Got me back in
00:31:46.700 After I quit
00:31:47.320 And I was doing sketch too
00:31:49.340 And I did some viral characters
00:31:51.020 On YouTube
00:31:52.040 Early in YouTube
00:31:54.380 And I started touring
00:31:56.560 Doing those
00:31:57.300 But always was a stand up
00:31:58.700 I started as a stand up
00:31:59.800 And I've been doing it
00:32:01.100 You know
00:32:01.360 On and off
00:32:02.180 Cause I took some time off
00:32:03.660 You know
00:32:04.200 Like
00:32:04.500 I'd say close to 20 years
00:32:07.180 Man
00:32:07.360 50-20 years
00:32:08.160 I've been around
00:32:08.700 I'm like the Bull Durham
00:32:10.040 Even when I did New Faces
00:32:11.960 In Montreal
00:32:12.480 Which is like comics
00:32:13.280 That's like when the industry
00:32:14.240 Takes a look at you
00:32:15.160 Or whatever
00:32:15.500 I was like
00:32:16.800 I was like the dude
00:32:17.780 I mean
00:32:18.120 I was in
00:32:18.460 What was I
00:32:18.960 I was in my late 30s
00:32:20.600 I felt like Bull Durham
00:32:21.580 Yeah
00:32:22.060 Everybody else
00:32:22.780 Was these young prospects
00:32:23.840 And I'm like
00:32:24.380 I was like an old catcher
00:32:25.680 Been around
00:32:26.480 You know
00:32:26.820 Yeah
00:32:27.160 You got Icy Hot on
00:32:28.520 Before the show
00:32:29.320 Yeah
00:32:29.660 I had like
00:32:30.300 I have little tricks
00:32:31.100 Oil here
00:32:31.780 Like the dude from Major League
00:32:33.020 The old reliever
00:32:33.880 Yeah you're like
00:32:34.880 Oh
00:32:35.060 The guy after you's like
00:32:36.140 Oh why does this mic have sap on it
00:32:37.840 Yeah
00:32:38.600 I'm like
00:32:38.880 That's an old timer trick
00:32:40.260 You know
00:32:40.700 Wow
00:32:41.560 So when you took time off
00:32:43.880 What did you think
00:32:44.980 Cause I had a spot
00:32:46.700 Where I think
00:32:47.160 For probably about
00:32:47.840 Seven months
00:32:48.680 I took off
00:32:49.360 I just felt
00:32:50.200 Like I wasn't
00:32:51.140 Maybe
00:32:51.500 I didn't know
00:32:51.880 What I was doing
00:32:52.620 Was there a reason
00:32:53.860 That you took some time off
00:32:54.860 Or was
00:32:55.140 Yeah
00:32:55.640 So I
00:32:56.420 I got shot
00:32:58.040 Early on
00:32:58.740 I started
00:32:59.380 Doing comedy
00:33:00.420 In 2000
00:33:01.800 I got shot
00:33:03.500 In 2001
00:33:04.320 By a gun
00:33:04.900 By a gun
00:33:05.800 Yeah
00:33:05.980 No way
00:33:06.640 Yeah
00:33:06.960 Yeah
00:33:07.340 Wow
00:33:07.660 And what did it feel like
00:33:08.680 It burns
00:33:09.340 It's hot
00:33:09.900 It's just hot
00:33:11.360 You don't think about that
00:33:12.180 Yeah it's hot
00:33:12.820 You don't
00:33:13.660 You know
00:33:14.120 Your body takes care
00:33:15.200 Of you like
00:33:15.560 Chemicals
00:33:16.260 Whatever that is
00:33:17.120 For the pain
00:33:17.660 And like
00:33:18.040 Your body releases shit
00:33:20.180 That kind of
00:33:20.660 That's DMT daddy
00:33:21.720 Yeah it's DMT
00:33:22.780 I guess
00:33:23.700 But then afterwards
00:33:24.780 When all that adrenaline
00:33:25.800 Adrenaline
00:33:26.320 And also adrenaline
00:33:27.000 When the adrenaline dies down
00:33:28.120 It's just heat
00:33:29.040 It's hot
00:33:29.900 You can actually see smoke
00:33:31.120 Coming out of the hole
00:33:31.740 Like a little bit of smoke
00:33:32.700 Yeah
00:33:33.040 Yeah
00:33:34.020 Damn
00:33:34.460 And so that was fine though
00:33:36.380 I went night in the hospital
00:33:37.620 I got shot like
00:33:38.760 Close to
00:33:39.380 You know
00:33:39.860 My dick and ass
00:33:40.680 Did you really?
00:33:41.560 Yeah
00:33:41.800 Like right here
00:33:42.520 Yeah
00:33:43.160 Ooh
00:33:43.640 And you could see smoke coming out?
00:33:45.000 So for a second
00:33:45.760 Yeah you could see a little smoke coming out
00:33:47.100 When they cut my plastic pants off of me
00:33:48.780 Jogging pants
00:33:49.480 Or whatever you call them
00:33:50.160 Like your femur's fucking vaping
00:33:51.700 In the air
00:33:52.100 Yeah
00:33:52.760 That's crazy
00:33:53.340 That's what it looked like
00:33:54.180 And then you feel the heat
00:33:56.960 And then a little sting
00:33:58.100 When all the chemical
00:33:59.120 When all the whatever
00:33:59.920 Adrenaline rushes
00:34:00.940 Comes down
00:34:01.720 I just got lucky
00:34:02.440 It didn't hit an artery
00:34:03.240 Or anything like that
00:34:04.040 But you know
00:34:04.980 That wasn't
00:34:05.960 The problem was
00:34:07.180 Was the panic attacks
00:34:08.720 That started afterwards
00:34:09.660 Like sort of the PTSD
00:34:10.700 That
00:34:11.140 I didn't know what it was
00:34:12.960 And so I started having
00:34:13.720 Like these panic attacks
00:34:14.740 And it was related
00:34:15.760 To the trauma from that
00:34:16.720 Like just walking around
00:34:17.660 Being scared
00:34:18.160 Like oh shit
00:34:18.620 That happened to me
00:34:19.140 It could happen any moment
00:34:19.920 And I didn't know what it was
00:34:21.300 So I just dealt with it for a while
00:34:22.440 I didn't know what trauma was
00:34:23.660 Or what was going on
00:34:24.500 I would just get on a train
00:34:25.640 In New York
00:34:26.460 And I would just start bugging out
00:34:27.600 And like hyperventilating
00:34:28.640 Wow
00:34:29.060 And then not knowing why
00:34:30.820 Is like my subconscious
00:34:31.960 So I'm going
00:34:32.420 What the fuck is going on
00:34:33.640 And I just lived like that
00:34:34.980 For a while
00:34:35.440 And so I quit comedy
00:34:36.980 Because I'd get up on stage
00:34:38.680 And I'd have these
00:34:39.220 Massive panic attacks
00:34:40.380 Oh
00:34:40.720 You're making me panic
00:34:42.240 Yeah
00:34:42.660 Right now
00:34:43.440 It was a weird time
00:34:44.400 And then I just kind of quit
00:34:45.900 Started doing social work
00:34:47.060 I did 9-11 disaster relief
00:34:48.440 For a while
00:34:48.960 And Don L. Rawlings
00:34:50.620 Like I said
00:34:51.020 Was the guy who
00:34:51.760 Kind of pulled me in
00:34:52.660 He saw me once
00:34:53.560 Thought I was funny
00:34:55.480 And then he had a room
00:34:57.040 On the Upper East Side
00:34:58.220 In New York City
00:34:58.860 Every Tuesday or Wednesday
00:35:00.280 Called Marion Square
00:35:01.840 And I would get up there
00:35:02.680 Once a week
00:35:03.460 And then Chappelle's show
00:35:05.360 This was about 2005-06
00:35:06.640 Chappelle's show took off
00:35:07.460 He took me on the road
00:35:08.280 With him, Charlie
00:35:09.080 It was Bill Burr
00:35:10.680 For a little bit
00:35:11.300 Then Christian Finnegan
00:35:12.540 From the show
00:35:13.340 Yeah
00:35:13.880 And that was real nice of him
00:35:15.700 So I always
00:35:16.280 I always owe him for that
00:35:18.680 I always like
00:35:19.460 You know
00:35:20.140 It was a real nice thing
00:35:20.920 For like you know
00:35:21.580 A comic to be like
00:35:22.440 Hey you're funny
00:35:23.000 And then like
00:35:23.540 Try to help me
00:35:24.800 Which he did
00:35:25.540 I'd sell his posters
00:35:26.960 And I'd do five minutes
00:35:28.480 And it was nice to also
00:35:29.640 Go on the road
00:35:30.420 And see success
00:35:31.540 Because I had never seen
00:35:33.040 Anyone like make it
00:35:34.180 And I knew Donnell
00:35:35.220 Before he made it
00:35:35.960 And then like
00:35:36.420 I saw his outfit change
00:35:37.720 Yeah
00:35:38.320 And I saw him go
00:35:38.940 From Timbo's
00:35:39.700 To like
00:35:40.140 A higher priced
00:35:41.840 Higher priced shoe
00:35:43.440 Yeah
00:35:43.980 Like the outfit change
00:35:45.120 That's where you can tell
00:35:45.880 Money in comedy
00:35:46.880 I've seen
00:35:47.180 I've seen it with
00:35:47.700 A lot of my friends now
00:35:48.640 Really?
00:35:49.320 Yeah
00:35:49.480 Even Tim Dillon's gone
00:35:50.440 From like
00:35:50.960 Bin Basket Polo
00:35:52.920 Yeah
00:35:53.280 To like Balenciago
00:35:54.580 Or some Italian name
00:35:55.460 I can't even pronounce
00:35:56.200 Wow
00:35:56.560 Without sounding like
00:35:57.240 I'm from New York
00:35:57.700 Too much
00:35:58.180 Yeah
00:35:59.040 It's just
00:35:59.400 It's an outfit change
00:36:00.580 Now did you
00:36:01.740 I'm gonna go through
00:36:02.600 A little bit of that
00:36:03.060 So yeah
00:36:03.580 With the trauma stuff
00:36:04.680 Did you know
00:36:05.440 That it was part of
00:36:06.980 Like did you
00:36:09.660 So you felt a lot of anxiety
00:36:10.820 I'm guessing
00:36:11.300 Like uncomfort
00:36:11.920 But were you able
00:36:12.760 But were you able
00:36:12.780 To relate immediately
00:36:13.840 That it was because
00:36:14.700 Of the gunshot thing
00:36:15.860 No
00:36:16.100 It took me
00:36:16.560 Wow
00:36:16.680 I had to go to therapy
00:36:17.420 Finally I went to therapy
00:36:18.600 I just was like
00:36:19.260 Muscling through it
00:36:20.720 Not knowing
00:36:21.900 Like I
00:36:22.340 It was kind of
00:36:23.360 Emasculating for it to happen
00:36:24.740 Be like
00:36:25.000 Why am I so scared
00:36:26.340 I would freeze up
00:36:27.880 I would like
00:36:28.680 I wouldn't be
00:36:29.240 There was one time
00:36:29.840 I thought I was having
00:36:30.880 A heart attack
00:36:31.320 And I couldn't move
00:36:32.180 And my whole body
00:36:33.320 Just kind of froze
00:36:34.140 I couldn't move
00:36:35.020 I guess that's what
00:36:35.860 They call scared stiff
00:36:37.020 And I told my friend
00:36:39.320 I was with my friend
00:36:39.820 On the train
00:36:40.240 And I was like
00:36:40.600 Call the ambulance
00:36:41.180 I'm having a heart attack
00:36:42.080 And they came
00:36:43.080 And they were like
00:36:43.560 You're fine
00:36:44.260 Like what
00:36:44.740 They took all my vitals
00:36:46.020 And I was like
00:36:46.440 I was like
00:36:47.420 Because you don't feel fine
00:36:48.760 So you're going like
00:36:49.220 You must be wrong
00:36:50.000 You must be wrong
00:36:50.800 I'm dying
00:36:51.900 And I wasn't
00:36:52.940 And it was just
00:36:53.440 These panic attacks
00:36:54.360 That would happen
00:36:55.500 And I really didn't
00:36:57.420 Have a reprieve from them
00:36:58.600 I didn't really get away from them
00:37:00.220 Until I started going to therapy
00:37:01.340 Therapy works
00:37:02.220 If you got issues
00:37:03.300 I recommend therapy
00:37:04.480 Yeah
00:37:05.280 Yeah I recommend therapy
00:37:06.600 And were you able
00:37:08.580 So how did they
00:37:09.500 What was the process
00:37:10.400 Kind of of relating
00:37:11.280 Of figuring out
00:37:12.700 That that was it
00:37:13.660 It was
00:37:14.500 Sitting with a therapist
00:37:16.480 She was a female therapist
00:37:18.420 I was attracted to her
00:37:19.760 So
00:37:20.700 Did you tell her that?
00:37:22.080 I didn't tell her that
00:37:23.060 Which felt like
00:37:23.600 I wasn't being
00:37:24.540 Open in therapy
00:37:26.640 You know
00:37:27.660 Because that must have been a thing
00:37:28.880 Like a mommy issue
00:37:29.800 Or something
00:37:30.240 But because of that
00:37:31.620 I was just more
00:37:32.480 I don't know
00:37:34.540 I was more vulnerable
00:37:35.380 Open
00:37:35.940 Like guys
00:37:36.640 You're always a little standoffish
00:37:38.020 When you sit with a guy
00:37:38.800 You're like
00:37:39.020 Fuck you're a guy
00:37:39.700 Like I don't
00:37:40.280 I gotta
00:37:40.600 I can't be vulnerable
00:37:42.100 Around a guy
00:37:42.720 You always gotta be a guy
00:37:43.520 But a woman
00:37:43.960 You just kinda
00:37:44.520 You can act a little more
00:37:45.740 Like a woman
00:37:46.260 And talk about your feelings
00:37:47.780 Right
00:37:48.220 So I was able to
00:37:49.620 Something about her
00:37:50.940 Opened me up
00:37:52.340 And I was able to talk about it
00:37:54.000 And I got over the fact
00:37:56.460 That I wanted to sleep with her
00:37:57.520 Maybe it's because of the connection
00:37:59.020 You know
00:37:59.440 We're comics
00:38:00.420 We're all fucked up
00:38:01.180 We got walls up
00:38:02.000 There's reasons why we
00:38:02.900 Stand on wood planks
00:38:04.200 For chicken fingers
00:38:05.020 For ten years
00:38:05.720 To have strangers
00:38:06.960 Give us
00:38:08.420 You know
00:38:09.560 It's cause we didn't get
00:38:10.420 Something else
00:38:11.040 So there's walls up
00:38:12.660 But she was able to
00:38:13.320 Take those down
00:38:14.000 And she was beautiful too
00:38:15.140 God
00:38:15.600 Her legs was the problem
00:38:17.160 If she wore pants more
00:38:18.840 But maybe that's what
00:38:20.580 Opened me up
00:38:21.200 I was always distracted
00:38:22.360 With her legs
00:38:23.060 Oh yeah
00:38:23.880 Yeah they were
00:38:24.460 Just nice
00:38:25.340 Oh I noticed
00:38:26.360 I'll be involved in anything
00:38:27.700 Do not hear a set of
00:38:28.640 High heels in the distance
00:38:29.500 And I have no control
00:38:30.920 Over my ability
00:38:32.220 To zone out of
00:38:33.420 Whatever
00:38:33.860 Is going on
00:38:36.680 So the
00:38:37.100 The sound of high heels
00:38:38.620 Yeah and it's not even
00:38:39.920 About sex
00:38:40.380 It's just the idea
00:38:41.440 That a woman
00:38:43.240 Could be around
00:38:44.300 You know I think
00:38:45.040 When I was young
00:38:45.600 I didn't get that care
00:38:46.820 And so it was like
00:38:47.580 This simple idea
00:38:48.460 That a woman
00:38:49.020 Could be coming around
00:38:50.220 To give me some type
00:38:51.280 Of care or affection
00:38:52.340 Oh
00:38:52.820 Like it's like
00:38:54.400 There's a part of me
00:38:55.080 That just cannot help
00:38:56.520 But go and listen for that
00:38:59.360 Listen to that
00:39:00.200 I read it the wrong way
00:39:01.560 I was reading it
00:39:02.900 Like a predator
00:39:04.560 Hearing prey
00:39:05.340 Like you know
00:39:05.960 Oh no
00:39:06.680 Like a coyote
00:39:07.580 Hearing like movement
00:39:08.560 In the brush
00:39:09.280 Oh no
00:39:09.900 No yours was more
00:39:11.520 Of like a nurturing thing
00:39:13.180 You need it
00:39:13.560 Yeah
00:39:13.780 Yeah I think that's
00:39:15.060 Where that kind of
00:39:15.620 Yeah with chicks
00:39:16.240 For me is
00:39:16.920 That's the first part of it
00:39:18.120 Do you like to suck tit
00:39:18.940 Did you
00:39:19.320 Were you breast fed
00:39:20.200 About a small breast
00:39:22.720 So you
00:39:24.300 Do you like
00:39:24.880 When you get a big one
00:39:25.720 Do you just
00:39:26.220 Oh I definitely
00:39:28.900 I have
00:39:31.060 I've overstayed my welcome
00:39:32.140 Yeah
00:39:32.680 On a big tit
00:39:33.840 This is like the second
00:39:34.640 Or third time already
00:39:35.440 In this podcast
00:39:36.380 You've said something
00:39:37.420 Without saying something
00:39:38.260 And I picked up on it
00:39:39.200 The first one was
00:39:40.280 But now I know
00:39:40.860 You were basically saying
00:39:41.800 Your mom had small breasts
00:39:42.980 Oh my mom knows it
00:39:44.100 Yeah
00:39:44.320 If she the one
00:39:45.260 Who breastfed
00:39:45.720 Was it your mom
00:39:46.280 Who breastfed you
00:39:46.960 I
00:39:47.520 Sometimes another woman
00:39:49.080 Will get in there
00:39:49.800 In like African villages
00:39:51.060 Yeah
00:39:51.400 No my sister's aunts
00:39:53.120 My sister's cousin-in-law
00:39:54.800 They would breastfeed
00:39:55.740 Each other's children
00:39:56.440 The
00:39:57.200 But I believe
00:39:58.680 That my mother did it
00:39:59.560 As far as I know
00:40:00.660 Right
00:40:01.040 But yeah
00:40:01.400 Small breast
00:40:02.200 You never shake
00:40:03.820 The trauma
00:40:04.620 From breastfeeding
00:40:06.540 Out of a small breast
00:40:07.360 You never
00:40:08.380 The fucking
00:40:08.880 Just the rattle
00:40:09.700 Just trying to
00:40:10.740 Rattle a drop
00:40:11.820 Of milk
00:40:12.260 Out of something
00:40:12.760 So small
00:40:13.300 It's insane
00:40:13.960 It's insane
00:40:15.060 That we let a child
00:40:15.880 Do it
00:40:16.580 It's insane
00:40:17.620 When you sit
00:40:18.160 Think about right now
00:40:19.140 A kid
00:40:19.720 Like a lowercase
00:40:21.500 A cup
00:40:22.100 I just imagine
00:40:23.080 You not being able
00:40:23.880 To find anything
00:40:25.020 You're trying to grab
00:40:25.940 You just
00:40:26.440 You know
00:40:26.960 You're just hitting
00:40:27.600 The bag
00:40:28.160 You just
00:40:28.520 You know
00:40:28.880 And there's
00:40:29.240 Nothing in there
00:40:30.260 You're like a wall climber
00:40:31.320 Looking for
00:40:32.080 Somewhere to put
00:40:33.060 Your fingers
00:40:33.500 And there's just
00:40:33.960 Nothing
00:40:34.300 It's just a flat wall
00:40:35.540 It's traumatic
00:40:40.460 It's definitely
00:40:41.120 Exactly what you said
00:40:41.860 It's traumatic
00:40:42.420 Crazy that you
00:40:43.360 Remember that too
00:40:44.220 Even though there was
00:40:44.720 No video evidence
00:40:45.580 Well I do believe
00:40:46.980 That when I start to
00:40:48.100 I can feel
00:40:49.340 The desperation of it
00:40:50.920 And the why
00:40:51.940 Isn't there something there
00:40:53.260 So you remember
00:40:54.280 The feeling
00:40:54.920 Not necessarily the facts
00:40:56.340 Well I think
00:40:57.040 I always have that feeling
00:40:58.600 Right
00:40:59.060 Something
00:40:59.500 I'm missing something
00:41:00.460 Something isn't available
00:41:01.780 Right
00:41:02.380 Something isn't
00:41:04.500 Complete
00:41:05.040 Right
00:41:05.660 So I just take it back
00:41:07.100 To usually things like that
00:41:08.280 Probably
00:41:08.640 And not specifically
00:41:09.580 Breastfeeding
00:41:10.200 But just the feminine
00:41:12.080 Connect me to
00:41:13.260 You know
00:41:13.800 Connecting to a feminine
00:41:14.860 A feminine
00:41:16.160 Across the board
00:41:17.480 Yeah
00:41:17.860 You know
00:41:18.460 But
00:41:18.920 Do you want things
00:41:21.460 To be complete
00:41:22.180 Like
00:41:23.160 Isn't
00:41:23.860 Being alive
00:41:24.720 Is kind of incomplete
00:41:25.740 We're only complete
00:41:26.980 When we die
00:41:27.560 And we you know
00:41:28.160 God willing
00:41:29.560 We go out
00:41:30.060 We go to the party
00:41:30.880 You know
00:41:31.260 Yeah
00:41:31.840 Yeah I just think
00:41:33.660 If your foundation
00:41:34.440 Has a
00:41:34.860 You know
00:41:35.140 If you got all the
00:41:35.840 Stair steps
00:41:36.580 And you can get
00:41:37.060 Onto the porch
00:41:37.700 You know
00:41:38.120 Yeah
00:41:38.540 And so I always feel
00:41:39.420 Like we fucking
00:41:40.240 Just had a pile of wood
00:41:41.220 Right there
00:41:41.680 No nails
00:41:43.240 No plan
00:41:45.040 That analogy
00:41:45.840 Was very
00:41:46.320 Like
00:41:47.160 That was like
00:41:48.120 Your background
00:41:48.740 You were like
00:41:49.280 You saw a porch
00:41:50.120 You went to stairs
00:41:50.960 I would have gone
00:41:51.840 Like elevator
00:41:52.520 Push the button
00:41:53.460 Oh wow
00:41:54.040 Yeah
00:41:54.300 Were you guys
00:41:54.800 Pretty well off
00:41:55.400 Growing up
00:41:56.140 We were okay
00:41:57.120 We were okay
00:41:58.200 Yeah I was
00:41:58.740 My friends had less money
00:42:00.400 My parents were both lawyers
00:42:01.860 Oh wow
00:42:02.660 Really
00:42:03.020 Yeah but they made
00:42:03.840 Like a hundred thousand dollars
00:42:05.620 Which back then
00:42:06.720 Was like a lot of money
00:42:07.900 Still a lot
00:42:08.760 Still a lot
00:42:09.400 I guess
00:42:09.740 It's still
00:42:10.080 But back then
00:42:10.700 I guess it was a lot
00:42:11.720 A lot
00:42:12.040 Oh yeah
00:42:12.640 Yeah
00:42:13.020 A hundred thousand
00:42:13.940 Back then man
00:42:14.800 That was almost as much
00:42:15.760 As you could have
00:42:16.380 It seemed like
00:42:16.900 I don't even think
00:42:17.480 It was possible
00:42:18.000 To have more than
00:42:18.540 A hundred thousand
00:42:19.080 Right
00:42:19.400 Somebody had a hundred thousand dollars
00:42:21.620 Yeah
00:42:21.960 I don't
00:42:22.500 You never heard of anyone
00:42:23.640 If someone had more
00:42:24.600 Than a hundred thousand dollars
00:42:25.500 Back then they hid it
00:42:26.540 They did not talk about it
00:42:27.880 They were yeah
00:42:28.600 They were doing something
00:42:29.800 Real illegal
00:42:30.480 Yeah
00:42:30.860 I think it feels like
00:42:31.520 The only way to get more
00:42:32.860 Than a hundred thousand
00:42:33.520 Was illegal
00:42:34.260 I felt like back then
00:42:35.480 There was like a cap back then
00:42:37.560 It seemed like it
00:42:38.720 Yeah
00:42:39.080 You know
00:42:39.620 So we were okay
00:42:42.040 We were pretty well off
00:42:43.080 Like I went to private school
00:42:44.360 Oh wow
00:42:44.960 So they had enough
00:42:45.540 To send me to private school
00:42:46.460 Yeah
00:42:46.760 But back then
00:42:47.580 Private school was like
00:42:48.380 You know
00:42:48.580 Ten grand a year
00:42:49.500 Fifteen grand a year
00:42:50.300 Something like that
00:42:50.900 It wasn't like now
00:42:51.920 Which is like
00:42:52.520 It's a lot
00:42:53.620 You gotta
00:42:53.980 You have to have a lot more
00:42:55.160 Than a hundred thousand dollars
00:42:56.060 To go to private school now
00:42:57.020 But all my friends
00:43:00.720 Went to public school
00:43:01.560 So they would just
00:43:02.760 They would always
00:43:03.380 That's good
00:43:03.620 Yeah
00:43:03.980 They would always steal money
00:43:05.020 Out of my dad's pocket
00:43:05.940 When he left his pants up
00:43:07.360 On the
00:43:07.840 And do Greeks
00:43:08.920 Yeah
00:43:09.400 Do Greeks carry a lot
00:43:10.660 I feel like Greeks carry
00:43:11.600 Like a lot of cash on them
00:43:13.060 Always cash
00:43:13.700 Paranoid people
00:43:14.560 Are they
00:43:15.340 Very paranoid defensive people
00:43:17.040 Yeah
00:43:17.300 They're
00:43:18.320 We were formally enslaved
00:43:20.000 By the Turks
00:43:20.660 I think all people
00:43:21.780 Who are like
00:43:23.240 You know
00:43:23.880 I think the Irish
00:43:24.540 Have it a little bit
00:43:25.180 Because the English
00:43:25.660 Fuck them
00:43:26.320 It is heartbreaking
00:43:27.280 Right
00:43:27.600 Like large scale
00:43:28.960 Think about it
00:43:29.520 Yeah
00:43:29.720 Because then all that trauma
00:43:30.780 Gets stuck in people
00:43:31.680 And then it's coming out
00:43:32.380 In crazy ways
00:43:33.300 You know
00:43:33.680 It's coming out
00:43:34.760 And some guy
00:43:35.200 Fucking you know
00:43:36.120 Beating somebody's face
00:43:37.460 In with a hard gyro
00:43:38.520 Over here
00:43:39.000 You know
00:43:39.760 Common crime
00:43:41.140 In the Greek community
00:43:41.900 It never ends
00:43:42.880 It never ends
00:43:43.660 The gyro gets
00:43:44.220 That's when
00:43:44.800 The air damage
00:43:45.940 We were talking about
00:43:46.660 Can happen to a gyro too
00:43:48.180 Yeah
00:43:48.580 Okay so now
00:43:51.160 You've been in New York
00:43:51.920 For a long time
00:43:52.560 You've done comedy
00:43:53.240 Over the years
00:43:53.960 You got shot
00:43:54.720 You took a break
00:43:55.620 Who shot you
00:43:56.480 Do you know
00:43:56.920 I do know who shot me
00:43:58.360 Yeah well I know
00:43:59.240 I don't know him
00:44:00.040 He's not like a
00:44:00.800 I didn't know him personally
00:44:01.720 But we had to go to trial
00:44:03.140 And everything
00:44:03.560 He pled not guilty
00:44:04.760 Oh
00:44:05.260 Yeah so I had to sit there
00:44:06.820 And testify
00:44:08.100 And yeah
00:44:09.900 It was just
00:44:11.000 It was an attempted robbery
00:44:12.400 Because I was with
00:44:13.180 The friend I was with
00:44:14.600 Was a promoter
00:44:15.500 So he carried a lot of
00:44:16.500 Cash with him
00:44:17.520 So I assume it was
00:44:18.280 An attempted robbery
00:44:19.100 Or carjacking
00:44:20.340 Or both
00:44:21.240 You know
00:44:22.140 And I was just
00:44:23.060 Wrong place
00:44:23.480 Wrong time
00:44:24.040 And I made the
00:44:25.000 Maybe the wrong
00:44:26.860 Decision
00:44:27.360 Or right
00:44:28.080 I mean
00:44:28.560 In that moment
00:44:29.860 You know
00:44:30.360 You're either like
00:44:30.940 Free
00:44:31.180 Like I just grabbed his arm
00:44:32.560 And tried to get it away
00:44:33.760 And fired
00:44:34.600 And I just
00:44:35.100 Point blank range
00:44:36.540 I got shot
00:44:37.840 Maybe it would have been worse
00:44:39.000 If he was farther away
00:44:39.720 So the bullet had
00:44:40.360 A little chance to
00:44:41.780 I don't know how fast
00:44:42.680 I don't know which
00:44:43.160 Bullet goes faster
00:44:44.760 I'm not
00:44:45.100 I'm not
00:44:45.840 A ballistics expert
00:44:46.960 Like if a bullet
00:44:47.560 Picks up steam
00:44:48.280 Or loses steam
00:44:48.900 Yeah does it pick up steam
00:44:49.680 I guess at a certain point
00:44:50.620 It would pick up steam
00:44:51.340 Right
00:44:51.580 Certain distance
00:44:52.780 There must be an apex
00:44:53.720 If you're a certain
00:44:55.920 Distance away
00:44:56.840 Where it's the fastest
00:44:57.760 Where it could do
00:44:58.660 The most damage
00:44:59.280 I don't know
00:44:59.800 Thank god it was
00:45:01.520 A little fatter then
00:45:02.320 Because it got caught
00:45:03.380 In my butt cheek
00:45:04.380 Uh uh
00:45:05.020 And the bullet
00:45:05.600 Stayed in there
00:45:06.380 Is it still in there?
00:45:07.240 No they took it out
00:45:08.000 A couple years later
00:45:08.820 That was a wild
00:45:10.140 Moment when they took it out
00:45:11.700 Because
00:45:12.200 They put you under
00:45:14.560 And the way I came to
00:45:17.340 And they had me up
00:45:18.740 In stirrups
00:45:19.300 Like I was at a gynecologist
00:45:20.480 Because the surgery
00:45:21.860 Happened right here
00:45:22.560 So I came to
00:45:23.660 Like this
00:45:24.340 With my legs up
00:45:25.220 And I came to
00:45:26.280 When I farted
00:45:27.020 Uh uh
00:45:27.780 And I farted
00:45:28.500 With the doctor
00:45:29.180 And the nurse
00:45:30.200 Down there
00:45:30.960 And they were like
00:45:31.600 Laughing
00:45:31.980 Because I farted
00:45:32.740 But like I didn't
00:45:33.540 Know where I was
00:45:34.200 And I had to pass gas
00:45:35.400 And then they took it out
00:45:37.340 Really?
00:45:38.480 That's all I remember
00:45:39.700 About that surgery
00:45:40.460 And that put an end
00:45:41.600 To that trauma
00:45:42.260 Really?
00:45:43.260 Right when the bullet
00:45:43.700 Came out?
00:45:44.100 Do you feel like
00:45:44.460 It was just having
00:45:45.340 The bullet in you still?
00:45:46.320 Like yeah
00:45:46.800 It was in there
00:45:47.840 Oh totally
00:45:48.820 Yeah the spirit of it
00:45:49.980 Was in there
00:45:50.500 Yeah
00:45:50.920 The spirit of
00:45:51.920 It was like an invasion
00:45:52.880 Like the bullet was like
00:45:54.360 You know
00:45:55.500 It was in my
00:45:56.700 It wasn't paying rent
00:45:57.680 Yeah
00:45:58.100 It was part of my body
00:45:58.760 All the rest of my organs
00:45:59.660 Pay rent
00:46:00.280 Yeah
00:46:00.720 And there was this thing
00:46:01.420 In there that was just
00:46:01.920 Freeloading
00:46:02.580 Damn
00:46:03.320 And I was like
00:46:03.800 I gotta get this freeloader
00:46:04.840 So finally
00:46:05.580 We evicted that
00:46:07.360 We evicted that bad tenant
00:46:09.020 Damn
00:46:09.560 That was in my leg
00:46:10.280 And uh
00:46:11.300 That's unbelievable man
00:46:12.420 I didn't even know
00:46:13.140 That that happened to you
00:46:14.160 Yeah
00:46:14.920 Yeah I've spoken about it
00:46:16.440 A few times
00:46:17.200 Um
00:46:18.460 I never really joked about it
00:46:19.840 Or made jokes out of it
00:46:21.100 Uh
00:46:21.800 Because it was
00:46:22.560 It wasn't funny to me
00:46:23.940 It was like
00:46:24.300 It would make me sad
00:46:25.480 And I didn't know
00:46:26.240 What was funny about it
00:46:27.340 Now I feel a lot better about it
00:46:29.200 It happened a long time ago
00:46:30.540 Yeah
00:46:31.140 You know I feel like
00:46:31.440 I'm solidly a man now
00:46:32.820 You know as a comic
00:46:33.660 I don't think I became
00:46:34.520 Solidly a man
00:46:35.440 Until like two years ago
00:46:36.460 Really?
00:46:37.220 Yeah
00:46:37.540 We're all
00:46:38.040 Yeah
00:46:38.300 Don't you feel like
00:46:39.100 Are you growing
00:46:39.960 You have grandkids?
00:46:40.960 No I don't have anything like that
00:46:42.060 I don't even have
00:46:42.840 Original children
00:46:43.680 Yeah
00:46:44.120 Do you have
00:46:45.160 Fake ones
00:46:46.720 Or imaginary
00:46:47.280 Replica ones?
00:46:48.220 No I don't have any
00:46:49.140 Wife or nothing like that
00:46:50.060 Yet
00:46:50.440 I'm planning on getting it though
00:46:51.940 You do I know
00:46:53.080 I learned a lot about it
00:46:53.980 Recently
00:46:54.000 Yeah recently
00:46:54.460 In your special
00:46:54.920 Yeah I watched
00:46:55.720 Let me see
00:46:56.540 34 minutes of your special
00:46:58.180 That's about
00:46:59.040 That's right
00:46:59.600 That's probably more than
00:47:01.020 What the algorithm is telling me
00:47:02.680 That people watch
00:47:03.360 It was cool man
00:47:03.900 You went farther than most people
00:47:05.100 Yeah
00:47:05.360 It's really really cool
00:47:06.480 Thank you man
00:47:07.160 I appreciate it
00:47:07.440 What's the name of it
00:47:08.160 I don't
00:47:08.800 Oh wait
00:47:09.080 I do know what it is
00:47:10.180 It's called
00:47:10.860 Something Mom
00:47:13.120 Mom Love
00:47:13.840 Mom Love
00:47:14.460 Sorry
00:47:14.780 Mom Love
00:47:15.580 No that
00:47:16.060 Anything in the area of mom
00:47:18.900 It's like pronouncing my name
00:47:20.080 I'll respond to Yanis
00:47:21.540 Yonis
00:47:22.180 Yonis
00:47:22.780 Yeah
00:47:23.100 And I could
00:47:23.720 I mean I could have looked
00:47:24.480 At the Wikipedia page
00:47:25.340 Before I just forgot
00:47:26.160 What it was named
00:47:26.640 I'm not trying to
00:47:27.360 Say that I don't care
00:47:28.560 No I know
00:47:29.460 Okay cool
00:47:30.060 Yeah yeah totally
00:47:30.880 Yeah so you got
00:47:32.840 The new special out
00:47:33.540 And this is on YouTube
00:47:34.240 It's on YouTube
00:47:35.000 Yeah
00:47:35.360 It's on YouTube
00:47:35.920 It's cool man
00:47:36.740 You shot it over there
00:47:37.240 In Madison
00:47:37.580 Which was nice
00:47:38.200 Really cool spot
00:47:39.060 Yeah and when I shot it
00:47:40.820 I just decided
00:47:41.960 To shoot it that night
00:47:42.960 I had no plans
00:47:43.980 To say
00:47:44.720 I did my album
00:47:45.700 A couple years ago
00:47:46.560 At Comedy on State
00:47:47.800 Which is like
00:47:48.440 It's a great club
00:47:49.700 It's just run well
00:47:51.400 And the audience
00:47:52.380 Is always great
00:47:53.220 And you know who runs it?
00:47:54.360 Greeks right?
00:47:54.680 Greeks
00:47:55.180 Yeah
00:47:55.620 Greeks
00:47:56.100 That's crazy
00:47:56.740 Two Greek young ladies
00:47:57.980 And their Greek father
00:47:58.880 Who's really killed it
00:48:00.620 I mean he came to this country
00:48:01.500 Like with like five bucks
00:48:02.740 And now he owns
00:48:03.300 He owns like
00:48:03.980 The whole State Street
00:48:05.400 They should rename it
00:48:06.640 To like State Daki Street
00:48:08.220 It's like Greek
00:48:09.020 Yeah
00:48:09.480 Greeks conquered
00:48:10.220 We came and we like
00:48:11.240 Like Alexander he came
00:48:13.020 And he just took over
00:48:14.180 All the restaurants there
00:48:15.140 Alexander the Greek right?
00:48:16.640 Alexander the Greek yeah
00:48:17.740 He was Alexander the Great
00:48:18.880 But yeah
00:48:19.280 He was Greek
00:48:20.080 He was Greek?
00:48:20.940 Macedonians will say
00:48:21.740 He's Macedonian
00:48:22.560 Greeks will say he's Greek
00:48:23.600 They fight about it
00:48:24.920 And it's like guys
00:48:26.000 Who cares?
00:48:27.780 It's like one of those
00:48:28.320 Inter
00:48:28.740 Fighting things
00:48:30.320 Where you're like
00:48:30.720 Dude
00:48:31.080 Like it's like between like
00:48:32.240 Serbs and Croats
00:48:33.480 You're like guys
00:48:34.200 I can't fucking tell the difference
00:48:35.940 Like the Northern Irish
00:48:37.800 And Southern Irish
00:48:38.440 They're fucking fighting
00:48:39.440 The Ukrainians and Russians
00:48:41.080 If I put a Ukrainian
00:48:42.460 And Russian in here right now
00:48:43.560 Do you think
00:48:44.460 One out of ten people
00:48:47.200 From any country
00:48:48.120 Would be able to tell me
00:48:48.940 What the difference is
00:48:49.740 When they start fucking talking
00:48:50.940 Between Ukraine and Russia
00:48:51.800 What are they fighting over?
00:48:53.120 Aren't they the same
00:48:53.920 Kind of like Northern
00:48:54.800 I think a syllable probably
00:48:55.980 I think there's a couple syllables
00:48:56.980 Still on the board for
00:48:57.980 Or like a vowel maybe probably
00:48:59.520 If they're fighting over anything
00:49:00.840 It's probably a vowel over there
00:49:01.920 Because if you hear
00:49:02.660 Those people talk
00:49:03.500 You don't
00:49:03.800 There's zero vowels involved
00:49:05.180 Zero
00:49:05.620 It's just
00:49:06.020 Yeah
00:49:07.620 Yeah
00:49:08.260 Yeah
00:49:10.340 They don't stop
00:49:11.540 All V's and L's
00:49:12.940 Now they're crazy
00:49:13.780 Yeah
00:49:15.460 And then the Norwegians
00:49:16.440 And Swedes
00:49:17.160 They have their hate
00:49:18.120 For each other
00:49:18.640 Like people just hate
00:49:19.720 Humans like to hate
00:49:21.420 Yeah
00:49:21.920 We'll hate whatever's closest
00:49:23.400 It's just
00:49:24.060 Well I think
00:49:24.540 And what do you think that is
00:49:25.540 I think part of it is
00:49:26.340 Because you just want to
00:49:27.120 There's some need to feel what
00:49:29.540 Why do people want to hate?
00:49:32.360 I think part of it is
00:49:33.720 What gives you a feeling
00:49:34.980 Feeling okay
00:49:36.040 Yeah
00:49:36.720 If I can think this is worse
00:49:38.040 Yeah
00:49:38.660 If I can think that that person is
00:49:40.320 Is not as good
00:49:42.360 It's easier
00:49:43.980 I think it's scary
00:49:45.180 Like I think eye contact is scary
00:49:47.400 I think making strong eye contact
00:49:49.780 If you keep making it
00:49:51.220 For a long time
00:49:52.400 I think two people are either going to fight or fuck
00:49:54.860 Okay
00:49:55.420 Like eye contact
00:49:56.060 You have to look away at some point
00:49:57.140 Or else it gets too powerful
00:49:57.960 Or like fall in love
00:49:59.240 Like eye contact
00:49:59.940 That's a good point
00:50:00.600 I never thought about that
00:50:01.280 There's like a spectrum of eye contact
00:50:02.720 Yeah
00:50:02.940 At some point you got to like look away
00:50:04.820 You're like
00:50:05.080 Are we going to fuck?
00:50:05.900 You know
00:50:06.120 Like I can't
00:50:06.660 Or somebody's going to see something in you
00:50:08.720 That you don't want them to see
00:50:09.800 Or that
00:50:10.640 It's going to be
00:50:11.420 You're going to be too
00:50:12.380 You're too insecure
00:50:14.140 You know
00:50:14.760 You don't want the person to know you're lying
00:50:16.440 Or whatever it is
00:50:17.180 Or you're hiding something
00:50:18.580 So I think that's the thing
00:50:20.620 That is a barrier always with people
00:50:22.320 And they're like
00:50:22.720 Fuck you
00:50:23.100 I don't want you
00:50:23.580 Yeah
00:50:23.920 I'm hiding something
00:50:25.080 I'm not comfortable with who I am
00:50:26.300 So it just turns into like
00:50:28.340 Hey
00:50:28.660 Yeah
00:50:29.100 It's got to be that
00:50:30.400 Right?
00:50:32.420 I would think man
00:50:33.340 I mean it's interesting
00:50:34.200 If you're looking for that extra confidence
00:50:35.900 When it's time for sex
00:50:36.940 Well
00:50:37.300 Jump in the wagon baby
00:50:39.540 Jump in the dang confidence wagon
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00:53:02.540 You did?
00:53:04.100 I almost became a Quaker
00:53:04.880 I almost chose to become a Quaker
00:53:06.440 Were you going to marry into it?
00:53:07.760 No
00:53:08.020 I was just going to show up one day
00:53:09.320 And be like
00:53:09.720 I'm down
00:53:10.540 With what you guys are doing
00:53:11.980 What's the deal?
00:53:13.020 Do I got to do paperwork?
00:53:14.280 Or do you got to dunk me in water?
00:53:16.220 I want to do what you're doing
00:53:17.260 Because the way they get married
00:53:19.680 I went to a Quaker school
00:53:21.400 For a little while
00:53:21.920 Brooklyn Friends
00:53:22.580 There's like these Quaker schools
00:53:23.960 And their thing is real beautiful man
00:53:25.840 It's about silence
00:53:26.800 Really?
00:53:27.420 So like every day
00:53:28.040 They have a silent meeting
00:53:29.260 And everyone just sits in silence
00:53:30.780 And nobody speaks
00:53:32.000 Unless they're moved to speak
00:53:33.420 And then the weddings
00:53:34.640 The bride and groom to be
00:53:38.100 Or whatever they're called
00:53:38.920 I don't know what the Quakers call them
00:53:40.120 You know
00:53:40.900 Whatever
00:53:41.580 They may have some like
00:53:42.420 Allegories from
00:53:43.300 The Quakers are
00:53:44.060 They call the weddings what?
00:53:46.240 I don't know
00:53:46.840 But at a Quaker wedding
00:53:48.500 Yeah I don't know
00:53:49.140 The way they get married
00:53:49.960 Is the guy and girl
00:53:51.480 Who are getting married
00:53:52.220 Yeah
00:53:52.420 And all their friends gather around
00:53:54.160 And the guy and girl
00:53:54.700 Just sit for about an hour
00:53:56.320 And stare at each other
00:53:57.200 And everyone sits in silence
00:53:58.500 And then after about an hour or so
00:54:00.180 They're just married
00:54:00.800 And nobody speaks
00:54:01.760 Unless God moves them to speak
00:54:03.260 And that's it
00:54:04.240 And I just thought
00:54:04.700 That was so beautiful
00:54:05.380 Because if you're sitting
00:54:06.200 With the person
00:54:06.720 You're gonna spend
00:54:07.280 The rest of your life with
00:54:08.180 And you're sitting there
00:54:09.100 For an hour
00:54:09.580 You're probably having
00:54:10.760 Every fear
00:54:11.840 Every hope
00:54:13.140 Every insecurity
00:54:14.500 Everything
00:54:15.760 Transpire in your head
00:54:18.480 Yeah
00:54:18.820 And you're just like
00:54:20.100 It must be a real
00:54:22.080 Like just
00:54:23.260 Rollercoaster of emotions
00:54:25.280 And if you feel good about it
00:54:27.160 After that hour
00:54:27.740 You know you're probably
00:54:28.360 Doing the right thing
00:54:29.080 But if you start feeling
00:54:29.920 Some bad feelings
00:54:31.400 You probably know
00:54:32.300 You're gonna have to
00:54:33.280 Cheat
00:54:34.540 Wow
00:54:35.320 Yeah
00:54:35.720 I guess at that point
00:54:36.800 You really
00:54:37.300 All you're left
00:54:38.120 With sitting there
00:54:38.560 After an hour
00:54:39.120 Probably is some
00:54:40.040 Pure ass honesty
00:54:41.320 Probably
00:54:41.740 That's right
00:54:42.320 Yeah
00:54:43.280 You said it a lot
00:54:45.040 Better than I
00:54:46.100 That's what I was
00:54:46.620 Trying to say
00:54:47.180 Yeah
00:54:47.480 And then I guess
00:54:48.340 Some of your friends
00:54:49.040 Do they speak up
00:54:50.180 In those instances
00:54:50.960 Or not
00:54:51.680 If God moves them
00:54:52.640 Supposedly
00:54:53.200 But
00:54:53.520 Can you bring that up
00:54:54.380 Here
00:54:54.680 What do we have
00:54:55.080 Like a Quaker wedding sit in
00:54:56.780 Or is it like a
00:54:57.980 Yeah I wonder what
00:55:00.300 They would call it
00:55:01.120 I don't know
00:55:02.780 Yeah
00:55:03.120 Maybe they just call it
00:55:04.100 A Quaker wedding
00:55:04.780 Yeah it's a good question man
00:55:06.660 What do they call it
00:55:07.680 The Quakers make
00:55:09.940 Often referred to
00:55:11.540 As the silent ceremony
00:55:13.060 Quaker weddings
00:55:13.880 Differ
00:55:14.980 From the traditional
00:55:16.700 Protestant ceremony
00:55:17.740 In four significant ways
00:55:19.020 There is no efficient
00:55:20.080 No giving away the bride
00:55:22.440 A wedding certificate
00:55:24.100 Is signed
00:55:24.980 And there is a long period
00:55:26.220 Of silent open worship
00:55:27.480 After which those attending
00:55:28.680 May speak on the
00:55:30.100 Couple's behalf
00:55:32.400 And you know
00:55:35.820 The Quakers were against
00:55:36.720 Slavery too early on
00:55:37.960 They're pretty
00:55:38.400 They're pretty like
00:55:39.360 Clean
00:55:39.660 Dude I like that religion man
00:55:41.560 It's just kind of quiet
00:55:42.980 And like
00:55:43.480 No mantra
00:55:44.800 No dogma
00:55:45.760 Bring up some images
00:55:47.680 Of these folks huh
00:55:48.700 Do you mind
00:55:49.340 So we know who we're
00:55:50.480 Actually considering here
00:55:51.680 Well they look like
00:55:53.480 The dude on the
00:55:54.080 Quaker Oats box
00:55:55.160 They all look like that
00:55:55.940 Oh god
00:55:56.640 Really still
00:55:57.400 Yeah they still
00:55:58.340 Kind of roll like that
00:55:59.420 Get some vans
00:56:01.020 Or something at least
00:56:01.840 They gotta
00:56:03.160 They gotta change
00:56:04.180 A little bit
00:56:04.800 Throw on some damn
00:56:05.500 Quicksilver or something
00:56:06.600 You know
00:56:06.860 Yeah something a little
00:56:07.580 More weather appropriate
00:56:08.700 At least
00:56:09.720 Yeah
00:56:10.060 Orthodox Jews
00:56:10.960 The same thing
00:56:11.640 They wear the same
00:56:12.420 Wool
00:56:12.980 Like black suits
00:56:14.520 Even like in the
00:56:15.380 Middle of July
00:56:16.080 Oh dude I was at this
00:56:17.140 Halfway house
00:56:17.680 Or like not a halfway house
00:56:18.480 But like a recovery
00:56:19.300 House or whatever
00:56:20.360 And this orthodox
00:56:22.040 Jewish dude
00:56:22.760 Had it rolled in
00:56:23.640 Right
00:56:23.960 And this
00:56:24.640 And it's just like
00:56:25.420 You know
00:56:25.600 Different guys
00:56:26.220 Staying in there
00:56:26.880 And stuff
00:56:27.340 And
00:56:28.740 This guy rolls up
00:56:30.980 Dude
00:56:31.280 He was dressed
00:56:32.580 Like Biggie Smalls
00:56:33.820 Right
00:56:34.020 It was last summer
00:56:35.020 Bro
00:56:35.820 It was
00:56:36.120 This was in Arizona
00:56:36.960 It was 104 degrees
00:56:38.180 This dude rolls up
00:56:38.880 Just like Biggie Smalls
00:56:39.960 And had a grill
00:56:41.180 That he would cook
00:56:42.000 His food on
00:56:42.660 In his room at night
00:56:43.840 Really
00:56:44.220 Just grilling this
00:56:45.420 Like kind of shady fish
00:56:46.700 Kind of like this
00:56:47.420 Fucking you know
00:56:48.240 I don't know
00:56:49.660 What type of fish it was
00:56:50.460 But
00:56:50.760 It just
00:56:52.340 It was
00:56:52.920 The dude is
00:56:53.720 Pouring sweat
00:56:54.900 His hands
00:56:56.080 Were all sweaty
00:56:56.940 Every time you shook
00:56:57.660 His hand
00:56:57.960 It felt like you were
00:56:59.020 Like babysitting
00:57:00.160 One of those
00:57:00.800 Like one of those
00:57:02.980 Oil spill animals
00:57:04.000 You know
00:57:04.360 It was just
00:57:05.220 Disgusting
00:57:06.940 Bro
00:57:07.400 I'm like
00:57:08.420 Oh my
00:57:09.040 I was like
00:57:09.520 If you were like
00:57:10.620 This will kill you
00:57:12.800 You can't
00:57:13.480 This can't be like
00:57:14.420 A heavenly choice
00:57:16.080 Or whatever
00:57:16.480 You'll die in this
00:57:17.740 Yeah
00:57:18.320 They
00:57:18.800 I guess when their
00:57:20.580 Mantra
00:57:22.060 Or whatever
00:57:22.340 Their dogma
00:57:23.100 Says this is how you dress
00:57:24.260 Wow
00:57:24.700 Doesn't change
00:57:25.300 There's no update
00:57:26.040 Yeah like there's no
00:57:27.040 There's gotta be
00:57:27.960 Jesus
00:57:28.220 Like whoever their Jesus is
00:57:29.580 Has to come back
00:57:30.320 And be like
00:57:30.720 Dude
00:57:31.660 I came back to tell you this
00:57:33.660 Because I can't watch you guys
00:57:34.900 Suffer anymore
00:57:35.500 Yeah
00:57:35.800 You don't have to
00:57:37.020 You can take a couple layers off
00:57:39.120 When it's hot
00:57:39.640 Oh we need tank tops
00:57:40.640 Out here fam
00:57:41.360 I like that you called it
00:57:42.480 A shady fish
00:57:43.240 Was it a shady fish
00:57:44.360 Because you just couldn't identify it
00:57:45.760 I mean anybody that's grilling room
00:57:47.740 A fish in their room
00:57:49.320 On a little grill like that
00:57:50.820 At night
00:57:51.180 And he was trying to secretly do it
00:57:52.720 I think because one of the rules
00:57:53.520 Was you couldn't cook in your room
00:57:54.860 Because a lot of people
00:57:55.940 Are drug users in there
00:57:57.140 So one dude's cooking a fish
00:57:59.080 One dude's cooking up a batch
00:58:00.480 Of whatever
00:58:01.120 You know some fireball
00:58:02.240 For his arm
00:58:02.900 You know
00:58:03.200 So it's like
00:58:03.780 The guys will cheat
00:58:04.860 They're like
00:58:05.100 Oh he cooking
00:58:05.840 I'm gonna cook
00:58:06.480 So it wasn't the fish
00:58:07.520 That was shady
00:58:08.160 It was the whole situation
00:58:10.240 What was going on
00:58:10.960 That way
00:58:11.160 He was more shady
00:58:12.100 It was breaking the rules
00:58:13.260 Oh okay
00:58:13.740 So the fish was just a fish
00:58:15.160 Yeah
00:58:15.540 Alright
00:58:15.940 Because I was trying to
00:58:16.560 Picture of shady fish
00:58:17.860 Being like
00:58:18.360 And he kept wanting like
00:58:19.500 Gum or something from it
00:58:20.680 I think he couldn't have gum
00:58:21.880 So he was like
00:58:22.600 Breaking
00:58:22.880 It was like
00:58:23.380 I had some kind of candy
00:58:24.580 Or something
00:58:25.060 He kept wanting
00:58:25.620 Oh it was nerd ropes
00:58:27.120 So this dude
00:58:28.520 Fucking kept
00:58:29.320 Every time I'd get
00:58:30.060 My nerd ropes open
00:58:31.180 Yeah he could hear the bag
00:58:32.780 From the distance
00:58:33.480 Bro from across the desert dude
00:58:35.260 Like with high heels
00:58:36.520 And you
00:58:36.920 Oh
00:58:37.320 Yeah he'd come around
00:58:39.060 And then watch him
00:58:40.320 Just nibble on this
00:58:41.180 Nerd rope
00:58:42.300 This dude
00:58:42.940 Oh
00:58:43.420 Goimal or something
00:58:44.880 Was his name
00:58:45.280 I don't know
00:58:45.760 That dude was
00:58:46.300 Have you ever
00:58:48.060 Like
00:58:48.660 This is what
00:58:49.660 In my background
00:58:51.600 In New York
00:58:52.540 There's a lot of like
00:58:53.200 Irish Catholic girls
00:58:54.240 Like Catholic
00:58:55.300 Puerto Ricans
00:58:56.180 Catholic was a big religion
00:58:57.300 It's very repressive
00:58:58.600 Sexually
00:58:59.760 I almost felt like
00:59:01.320 When you hooked up
00:59:02.100 With one of those girls
00:59:03.000 That the repression
00:59:05.540 Was worth it
00:59:06.360 For their
00:59:07.100 Energy
00:59:08.080 They were so
00:59:09.320 Happy
00:59:10.320 Like you know
00:59:10.980 Like a religious dude
00:59:11.880 With nerd rope
00:59:12.920 Or whatever little thing
00:59:14.320 He can get
00:59:14.820 That's not allowed
00:59:16.000 It's almost worth it
00:59:17.660 Like sexually
00:59:18.520 It's almost worth it
00:59:19.680 For us all to be repressed
00:59:21.060 To give it a little
00:59:22.220 Something extra
00:59:23.060 Oh I
00:59:23.880 You know
00:59:24.360 I think that's what
00:59:25.500 Some of the value
00:59:26.480 In the
00:59:27.480 Having the repression
00:59:28.600 In religion
00:59:29.320 For sex is
00:59:30.440 Yeah
00:59:30.740 It's like to keep
00:59:31.740 To keep some energy
00:59:32.340 In it
00:59:32.940 To keep some fuel
00:59:34.080 In the tank
00:59:34.640 Yeah
00:59:35.060 And yeah
00:59:35.620 There's definitely
00:59:36.260 Been a gal
00:59:36.860 When she gets a hold
00:59:37.680 Of your
00:59:38.060 Nerd rope
00:59:39.420 If you will
00:59:39.880 Even
00:59:40.080 Which is still
00:59:40.560 I didn't think about
00:59:41.280 That a great term
00:59:41.940 For a wiener
00:59:42.440 It is a really good one
00:59:43.460 Yeah
00:59:44.780 They're definitely
00:59:45.460 More keyed up
00:59:46.160 About it
00:59:46.620 You know what I'm saying
00:59:47.500 Like there's some
00:59:48.380 Girls that'll damn
00:59:49.580 Floss their teeth
00:59:50.400 With it
00:59:50.760 You know
00:59:51.080 If you let them
00:59:51.800 Cause it's just like
00:59:53.040 So forbidden
00:59:53.680 Yeah
00:59:54.120 It's just that forbidden
00:59:54.820 You know
00:59:55.180 It's a real dessert
00:59:56.020 Yeah
00:59:56.420 But if you just
00:59:57.420 All day
00:59:58.280 You're just over there
00:59:59.120 With your legs
00:59:59.780 Open at the bakery
01:00:00.640 Then you definitely
01:00:01.460 Becomes tried
01:00:02.700 It becomes
01:00:03.240 There's no value in it
01:00:04.480 Yeah
01:00:04.740 It's kind of
01:00:06.020 A lot of our society
01:00:06.840 We've burnt out
01:00:07.580 A lot of the value
01:00:08.580 Of things
01:00:09.160 I think that's where
01:00:10.240 We're at right now
01:00:11.100 Me too
01:00:11.640 We're almost like
01:00:12.300 Freedom's gotten too free
01:00:13.460 Well pornography's
01:00:14.900 Burned down
01:00:15.540 Like any
01:00:16.140 Like a lot of
01:00:17.120 Sexual energy
01:00:17.900 So I think you have
01:00:18.560 A lot of marriages
01:00:19.260 That probably are
01:00:19.980 I wonder if you could
01:00:21.420 Calculate how much
01:00:22.180 Pornography has killed
01:00:23.300 Marriages
01:00:23.720 It's probably killed
01:00:25.500 A lot
01:00:26.440 Not even marriage
01:00:27.620 Is just sex drive
01:00:28.780 And like imagination
01:00:29.940 And you know
01:00:31.940 Like it's bad
01:00:33.320 Pornography's bad
01:00:34.700 And like
01:00:35.140 It's bad
01:00:35.920 Cause there's no
01:00:36.540 Smells in it
01:00:37.500 There's no people's
01:00:38.400 Feelings in it
01:00:39.340 You're just
01:00:40.260 It's something
01:00:40.920 Gotta be very unnatural
01:00:42.240 About just staring
01:00:43.100 At a modern screen
01:00:44.700 Moving pictures
01:00:46.100 Of something else
01:00:47.020 That you can't smell
01:00:48.700 It's just like visual
01:00:49.760 And you're
01:00:50.180 It's gotta be
01:00:51.280 Something bad
01:00:52.180 For your brain there
01:00:52.960 Oh dude
01:00:54.220 I remember
01:00:54.680 Biking across town
01:00:55.820 I'd bike over there
01:00:56.780 I knew a buddy
01:00:57.420 Had a couple
01:00:57.920 Titty mags over there
01:00:59.180 His daddy hit him
01:01:00.040 Right
01:01:00.320 And uh
01:01:02.140 We'd bike
01:01:03.180 I kept him in the bathroom
01:01:04.220 And I'd bike over
01:01:05.120 To his house
01:01:05.620 It was like
01:01:05.960 Seven miles
01:01:07.040 From my house
01:01:07.520 Dude it took me
01:01:08.000 Half of a Sunday
01:01:08.880 To get over there
01:01:09.540 And I'd bike over there
01:01:11.600 And then just use
01:01:13.160 Their shitter
01:01:13.700 All afternoon
01:01:14.380 And I'd just be in there
01:01:15.160 Playing with myself
01:01:15.980 They must have thought
01:01:18.160 I was insane dude
01:01:19.620 I would come over there
01:01:21.560 On the weekends
01:01:22.100 And be all sweaty
01:01:23.220 Go in there
01:01:25.240 Just use a can
01:01:26.400 For a while
01:01:27.160 Touch myself
01:01:29.040 And then drink a bunch
01:01:29.980 Of water
01:01:30.340 Take a nap
01:01:30.900 And then bike back home
01:01:31.980 Hydrate
01:01:32.540 You have to
01:01:33.160 Thank god
01:01:34.000 That means you had
01:01:35.700 A vigorous masturbation
01:01:37.780 Lost a lot of blood
01:01:38.280 It was young
01:01:39.000 Everything you had
01:01:39.980 Was in there
01:01:40.480 Yeah
01:01:40.800 Yeah
01:01:41.140 Back then
01:01:42.020 You really
01:01:42.700 Yeah
01:01:43.140 It was unionized
01:01:44.060 You know what I'm saying
01:01:44.740 The shit we got now
01:01:46.000 Is fucking
01:01:46.580 You're lucky
01:01:47.760 If you get ladder 14
01:01:48.940 Out there
01:01:49.440 Yeah
01:01:49.840 The mags
01:01:52.700 Cause I'm from that generation
01:01:54.420 Too
01:01:54.760 God the mags
01:01:55.880 Oh so I used to
01:01:56.740 Put them out like that
01:01:57.880 I used to put them out
01:01:59.020 Yeah and then like
01:01:59.600 We would share them
01:02:00.760 One person would be
01:02:01.440 One friend would be
01:02:02.120 Done with them
01:02:02.600 Pass them off to you
01:02:03.840 And there'd be a circle
01:02:04.680 I would put the mags
01:02:06.240 Out like that
01:02:06.980 Like four of them
01:02:07.760 And make my own
01:02:09.020 Moving picture
01:02:09.580 Just by looking at all
01:02:10.520 Oh just real fast
01:02:11.440 Yeah just real fast
01:02:12.340 I would go like
01:02:12.880 Clockwise too
01:02:14.100 And I would just try
01:02:15.200 You know
01:02:15.560 Yeah
01:02:16.080 So I was kind of
01:02:17.180 Ahead of the game
01:02:17.900 When it like
01:02:18.640 You know
01:02:18.960 Oh yeah yeah
01:02:19.900 Yeah a little bit
01:02:20.760 A real Spielberg
01:02:21.060 I was making it
01:02:21.740 Yeah
01:02:22.480 I did my
01:02:23.680 I used my imagination
01:02:24.940 In some way
01:02:25.880 To make this situation
01:02:27.120 A little more valuable
01:02:28.100 Yeah
01:02:28.680 Cause it's hard to just
01:02:29.540 Look at a Calvin Klein ad
01:02:30.860 And just
01:02:31.260 It's tough
01:02:33.000 Kate Moss only lasts
01:02:34.540 You know
01:02:34.840 It's just like
01:02:35.520 You know
01:02:36.860 You need movement
01:02:37.500 You need something else
01:02:38.460 Yeah
01:02:38.900 I need more
01:02:39.560 Yeah I'm a guy
01:02:40.040 Who needs a little more
01:02:40.960 You know
01:02:41.640 I need love
01:02:42.540 I need a woman
01:02:43.700 You know
01:02:44.260 To be distant
01:02:45.240 I need her to be adopted
01:02:46.560 Like that's what I need
01:02:48.120 Yeah
01:02:48.480 In order for me
01:02:49.080 To feel something
01:02:49.640 I need her to have
01:02:50.500 Some real big issue
01:02:51.440 That I'm trying to solve
01:02:52.740 That'll never be solved
01:02:53.800 That I can chase
01:02:54.780 Like um
01:02:56.100 Adoption's a good one
01:02:57.260 Adopted women are
01:02:58.180 Like a Nicolas Cage movie almost
01:03:01.060 That's a whole
01:03:01.980 You can never fill
01:03:02.980 The rejection from the mother
01:03:04.080 So
01:03:05.060 Is Amber Heard adopted?
01:03:06.500 I would have
01:03:06.840 Like if she
01:03:07.480 I would not be surprised
01:03:08.480 She was adopted
01:03:09.060 She has that vibe to her
01:03:10.480 She's a vixen
01:03:11.420 Is she adopted?
01:03:11.960 Let's look it up
01:03:14.620 I'm taking
01:03:15.420 I'm taking a guess
01:03:16.600 Cause adopted
01:03:19.080 Adopted people
01:03:20.460 Just
01:03:20.840 That
01:03:21.540 The rejection from the mom
01:03:23.020 Is just
01:03:23.600 On that level
01:03:25.580 You know
01:03:26.020 A lot of us
01:03:26.520 Don't get the nurture
01:03:27.340 And all that
01:03:27.800 But like
01:03:28.300 To just
01:03:29.420 Say he
01:03:30.340 I don't want it
01:03:31.060 That's something
01:03:31.580 You can't fill
01:03:32.280 But
01:03:33.340 So there's something
01:03:34.020 Alluring to it
01:03:35.560 Amber Heard
01:03:38.380 Can't see those
01:03:42.600 Do you find her attractive
01:03:43.960 Amber Heard?
01:03:44.380 Can you google it
01:03:44.860 Bring it in here
01:03:45.840 Her was born
01:03:47.660 So not adopted
01:03:49.100 Hmm
01:03:50.200 Yeah
01:03:52.640 I don't think she was adopted
01:03:53.920 She's a younger sister
01:03:55.520 Named Whitney
01:03:56.000 Huh
01:03:56.700 Um
01:03:57.960 Do I
01:03:59.040 I actually
01:03:59.700 A buddy of mine
01:04:00.400 Had a birthday
01:04:00.980 And she and I
01:04:02.060 Both like
01:04:02.520 Spoke at his birthday
01:04:03.520 Or whatever
01:04:03.860 Did like a little
01:04:04.560 I don't think
01:04:06.520 It's like a eulogy
01:04:07.300 I don't know what it is
01:04:08.080 But like a thing
01:04:08.840 You know
01:04:09.200 And uh
01:04:10.840 So that was kind of interesting
01:04:12.200 Just one time
01:04:13.380 Getting to like
01:04:14.040 Um
01:04:16.200 Met her
01:04:18.460 Just briefly
01:04:19.140 I don't know
01:04:20.000 I I don't
01:04:20.980 To me she's not
01:04:21.660 That
01:04:22.120 She's not my type
01:04:23.120 I don't think
01:04:23.640 But
01:04:24.000 What's your type?
01:04:25.160 Hmm
01:04:25.640 Just probably different
01:04:27.360 Than her maybe
01:04:28.080 Okay
01:04:28.620 Not
01:04:30.820 Blonde
01:04:31.420 Not
01:04:32.040 Blondier girls
01:04:33.020 Don't like me really
01:04:33.860 No?
01:04:34.560 They've never
01:04:35.220 I'm getting a lot
01:04:36.840 Of blonde
01:04:37.440 You know
01:04:37.820 What do you get man?
01:04:38.700 What do you have?
01:04:39.260 I know you got one
01:04:39.940 You especially have some
01:04:41.100 Great jokes about
01:04:41.860 Weddings man
01:04:42.820 I was howling
01:04:43.720 Thank you dude
01:04:44.520 I appreciate that
01:04:45.480 I was howling dude
01:04:47.540 Thank you
01:04:48.320 Uh
01:04:48.920 My
01:04:49.160 My wife
01:04:49.700 She's
01:04:49.980 She's Greek
01:04:50.960 Oh wow
01:04:51.580 Do you have to marry a Greek?
01:04:52.700 I didn't have to
01:04:53.460 And I did
01:04:54.160 Which is weird
01:04:54.820 Because my parents
01:04:55.960 Didn't care about that at all
01:04:57.080 And I did it
01:04:58.700 Which makes me
01:04:59.440 Figure why did I do that
01:05:01.020 But I love her
01:05:01.940 I love my wife
01:05:02.800 There you go
01:05:03.360 Good
01:05:03.600 That's a good start
01:05:04.180 And I didn't marry her
01:05:05.120 Because she was Greek
01:05:05.820 I just married her
01:05:06.500 Because the vibe was nice
01:05:07.620 I got
01:05:08.880 When I met her
01:05:10.600 I think I was at a point
01:05:11.940 In my life
01:05:12.340 Where I'd made so many mistakes
01:05:13.980 I don't regret any of them
01:05:15.700 Because they were all fun
01:05:16.460 They were just meant to end
01:05:17.520 Some of the funnest shit
01:05:18.900 Is just meant to end
01:05:20.100 And so like
01:05:21.300 You can't ever
01:05:21.680 You just look back
01:05:22.320 And go like
01:05:22.600 Oh that was fun
01:05:23.380 But it was meant to end
01:05:25.000 You know
01:05:26.060 Dude that's such an interesting statement man
01:05:28.420 Yeah
01:05:28.760 I think so
01:05:29.580 Because I think nobody ever hears that statement
01:05:31.920 Yeah
01:05:32.520 And so a lot of us get stuck in this space
01:05:34.880 Oh it has to keep going
01:05:36.620 Or there's
01:05:37.140 But yeah
01:05:38.200 Some of the fun is meant to end
01:05:39.920 Wow
01:05:40.260 That's also what makes it fun
01:05:41.720 That's what makes it so fun
01:05:43.020 You know
01:05:44.040 That's powerful dog
01:05:45.740 Yeah I mean
01:05:46.520 That's like damn Steve Austin
01:05:47.800 That's powerful like Steve Austin
01:05:49.600 Yeah I mean
01:05:50.260 Everything has a balance here
01:05:52.000 It's a finite universe
01:05:53.500 You run all the way in this direction
01:05:55.540 You're going to come out on the other side
01:05:56.720 Like Miss Pac-Man
01:05:57.600 Yeah
01:05:58.220 Like this is not an infinite universe
01:05:59.900 So it's always seeking balance
01:06:01.360 And like
01:06:01.780 The funner something is
01:06:03.480 You know
01:06:05.060 The more you're going to pay for it later
01:06:06.820 You're either going to pay in life
01:06:08.360 People think they're not going to pay
01:06:10.140 But that's just because
01:06:11.360 You didn't have to pay up top
01:06:12.580 Sometimes you walk into a restaurant
01:06:14.380 You know
01:06:15.340 And you order first
01:06:17.400 Get the food
01:06:18.140 But the check's coming
01:06:19.460 Yeah
01:06:19.940 Even though you ate
01:06:20.820 You think you ate
01:06:21.720 And you're going to
01:06:22.380 Or you're going to be washing dishes
01:06:24.360 Yeah
01:06:25.020 But you're going to pay
01:06:26.260 There's always a cost
01:06:27.520 It's just
01:06:28.060 Either you pay up front
01:06:29.260 Or you pay later
01:06:30.120 Damn
01:06:30.920 So yeah
01:06:32.040 If it's that fun
01:06:33.160 It's like the check's coming
01:06:34.420 The check's coming
01:06:35.880 Did you have
01:06:36.520 Were you
01:06:37.020 Did you think you wouldn't get married
01:06:38.580 Yeah
01:06:39.580 I didn't think I was going to get married
01:06:41.320 I didn't have kids
01:06:41.980 All that stuff frightened me
01:06:43.040 Because of issues and stuff
01:06:44.280 You know
01:06:45.400 Parents were divorced
01:06:46.800 Parents really had
01:06:48.360 Animosity towards each other
01:06:50.600 And my mother was like a little cold
01:06:52.440 You know
01:06:53.440 She wasn't very nurturing
01:06:54.780 Oh yeah
01:06:55.680 Yeah
01:06:55.980 So that makes it a little
01:06:56.940 Intimacy
01:06:58.140 A weird thing
01:06:59.020 Did you ever go to any of the recovery meetings
01:07:00.860 Or get in the programs
01:07:01.740 Or like that or no
01:07:02.460 No
01:07:02.800 I do go to therapy though
01:07:04.580 Therapy helps
01:07:05.220 Therapy helps me a lot
01:07:07.440 Yeah
01:07:07.820 My therapist
01:07:08.460 I love
01:07:09.400 I think he's great
01:07:10.140 You know
01:07:10.700 I just connect with him
01:07:11.740 And it works for me
01:07:13.600 It's a man now
01:07:14.340 You got a man
01:07:14.740 It's a man
01:07:14.960 Now I'm a man
01:07:15.540 I think I'm a man enough now
01:07:16.560 To be able to open up to a man
01:07:17.960 Wow
01:07:18.520 Back then it was just like
01:07:19.520 Had to be a woman
01:07:20.220 Because I felt too vulnerable
01:07:21.240 Now
01:07:21.560 I could cry in front of a man dude
01:07:23.320 I could fucking cry in front of a man
01:07:25.040 I mean I don't cry a lot
01:07:26.800 I haven't cried a lot
01:07:27.380 But I can
01:07:28.080 Fuck yeah
01:07:28.700 I can fucking do it
01:07:29.800 Fuck yeah dude
01:07:30.340 If it came to it
01:07:31.040 Like you know
01:07:32.220 We got in like a serious fucking convo
01:07:33.800 I wouldn't hide it
01:07:34.700 Oh I'll cry against anybody dude
01:07:36.440 Yeah I'll fucking cry
01:07:37.200 I'll put on fucking shoulder pads
01:07:38.560 And a helmet and cry
01:07:39.360 Cry the fuck out of
01:07:42.020 I'll fucking
01:07:42.460 I'll fucking two tutties dog
01:07:44.260 I'll get two touchdowns
01:07:45.260 And fucking cry
01:07:45.840 You know what I'm saying dog
01:07:47.700 I don't give a damn son
01:07:49.140 You're comfortable with who you are
01:07:50.980 Then that means
01:07:51.560 Yeah
01:07:51.820 Oh dude yeah
01:07:52.860 I'll cry for 400 yards dog
01:07:54.680 Yeah
01:07:54.960 And six touchdowns dude
01:07:56.720 I'm not afraid to do it
01:07:58.280 You got like a
01:07:59.100 You got like a
01:07:59.840 I love
01:08:00.640 I said it before
01:08:01.820 I think I might have said it
01:08:02.920 On someone's podcast
01:08:03.760 But like
01:08:04.120 You got a rhythm to you
01:08:05.920 It's like listening to comedy jazz
01:08:07.760 Oh thanks man
01:08:08.940 And then you're imagining
01:08:10.020 You're painting these pictures
01:08:11.020 And you're like
01:08:11.380 You're just like there
01:08:12.300 You go wow
01:08:12.980 The fuck is a shady fish there
01:08:14.620 You start to see
01:08:15.740 You start to see the
01:08:16.700 The fish acting shady
01:08:18.220 You see the dude
01:08:18.940 Like you paint a picture
01:08:20.420 With your comedy
01:08:21.120 And it's jazz
01:08:22.260 It's very
01:08:22.660 Very rhythmic
01:08:24.140 Thanks man
01:08:25.900 Like is that
01:08:26.940 Maybe that's like
01:08:27.580 Louisiana
01:08:28.120 Maybe that's that influence
01:08:29.220 Of kind of just like
01:08:30.120 Yeah maybe so
01:08:31.620 That rhythm
01:08:31.640 Yeah
01:08:32.020 Yeah I don't know
01:08:33.240 When I'm feeling good
01:08:34.200 Everything feels pretty good
01:08:35.680 I always feel rude
01:08:36.880 Around a southerner
01:08:37.920 Do you?
01:08:38.340 I feel rude
01:08:39.200 I feel like my rhythm is rude
01:08:40.760 Like I'm
01:08:42.220 You know what I mean?
01:08:42.980 Like cause I'm good friends
01:08:43.980 With Nate
01:08:44.380 Like me and Nate
01:08:44.980 Came up together
01:08:45.520 Nate Bargazzi
01:08:46.100 Oh yeah yeah
01:08:46.660 He's great
01:08:46.940 I always felt rude
01:08:47.640 Like he's
01:08:48.340 And he always kind of
01:08:49.240 Was like
01:08:49.500 Like always telling
01:08:50.500 His body language
01:08:51.460 Is always telling me
01:08:52.160 Chill
01:08:52.520 Like chill
01:08:53.120 Right
01:08:53.500 Like what are you
01:08:54.640 And I'm like
01:08:55.040 I'm just living man
01:08:56.000 And he's like
01:08:56.680 Yeah but it's
01:08:57.300 You know
01:08:58.180 You're living at a high level
01:08:59.800 Yeah
01:09:00.080 At a high octane
01:09:00.840 At a level that's like
01:09:01.820 Not where I want to be
01:09:03.280 And I'm like
01:09:04.000 I'm sorry
01:09:04.500 I'm taking you know
01:09:05.640 Yeah Nate has a real
01:09:06.980 He's real
01:09:07.920 He has a real
01:09:08.580 Not passiveness
01:09:09.440 But just like a
01:09:10.180 Pacificity to him
01:09:11.340 Yeah
01:09:11.680 He's real real
01:09:12.880 Calm
01:09:14.080 He seems organized
01:09:14.880 Yeah
01:09:15.480 Like he'd be a good general
01:09:16.500 I think
01:09:17.060 Like a quiet general
01:09:18.780 Yeah maybe
01:09:19.560 Maybe things would have been
01:09:20.440 Different if he was
01:09:21.180 Back then
01:09:22.160 Maybe the south
01:09:23.220 They lost
01:09:25.540 Maybe they were
01:09:26.100 A little too laid back
01:09:27.080 Yeah
01:09:27.780 You guys lost that
01:09:28.780 Well I think we had
01:09:29.680 Good generals
01:09:30.220 But I think we just
01:09:31.080 Didn't have
01:09:31.880 Well I don't know
01:09:33.780 If we let enough
01:09:34.600 Of the
01:09:35.020 If they would
01:09:36.000 If they would have
01:09:36.480 Used more
01:09:36.860 If they would have
01:09:37.420 Had more slaves
01:09:38.220 Fight as well
01:09:39.300 Yeah
01:09:40.100 But the cause
01:09:41.380 Wasn't right
01:09:41.940 Yeah
01:09:42.360 Yeah
01:09:42.820 I think the whole
01:09:43.940 Thing was kind of
01:09:44.580 Discombobulated
01:09:45.480 It was definitely
01:09:46.660 Discombobulated
01:09:47.480 Yeah
01:09:47.800 Discombobulated
01:09:49.520 Is a good word
01:09:50.260 To say
01:09:50.720 Do you think
01:09:51.840 That they
01:09:52.140 We could ever
01:09:52.820 Get back to
01:09:53.380 Another civil war
01:09:54.240 Yeah
01:09:55.380 Unfortunately
01:09:55.920 Yeah
01:09:56.520 I do
01:09:57.520 Yeah
01:09:58.360 But it wouldn't
01:09:58.980 Be the same
01:09:59.720 States against
01:10:00.500 Each other
01:10:00.900 This time
01:10:01.420 Yeah
01:10:03.200 That's an interesting
01:10:04.380 Thing to think about
01:10:04.880 Because it's different
01:10:05.640 It's not like
01:10:06.560 Yeah
01:10:07.080 What would it be
01:10:09.060 What would it be over
01:10:09.840 It may not even be
01:10:10.940 Geographical
01:10:11.680 It may be more
01:10:13.040 City
01:10:15.120 Versus country
01:10:16.360 Where like
01:10:17.400 The countries just
01:10:18.460 Had enough
01:10:20.100 Dude
01:10:20.360 I feel like
01:10:21.480 It could be religious
01:10:22.340 Almost too even
01:10:23.280 Yeah
01:10:23.820 Where people want
01:10:24.960 More religious
01:10:27.980 Beliefs
01:10:28.660 Or religious
01:10:29.100 Base beliefs
01:10:29.740 I don't know
01:10:30.260 I think maybe
01:10:30.920 I think maybe
01:10:32.120 A religious
01:10:32.700 Dictator
01:10:33.180 May be the only
01:10:33.720 Thing that could
01:10:34.260 Pull us back
01:10:35.180 Together
01:10:35.500 Like Joel Osteen
01:10:36.940 If he got in
01:10:37.940 Power at
01:10:38.480 I mean
01:10:40.000 He's got
01:10:40.760 I was just
01:10:41.620 Thinking
01:10:41.840 I didn't even
01:10:42.300 He's got a
01:10:42.860 Mullet
01:10:43.100 Kind of right
01:10:43.780 He's got kind
01:10:44.840 Of that soft
01:10:45.420 Boy mullet
01:10:45.840 Like somebody
01:10:46.260 That plays
01:10:46.600 Second base
01:10:47.260 That kind
01:10:47.640 Of gets
01:10:47.900 A mullet
01:10:48.400 Yeah
01:10:48.760 Yeah
01:10:49.340 He's not fully
01:10:49.860 No he's still
01:10:51.240 Trying to be
01:10:51.700 Handsome
01:10:52.100 Yeah
01:10:52.500 You got to
01:10:53.680 Grow it past
01:10:54.220 Handsome
01:10:54.620 Yeah
01:10:54.960 You got to
01:10:55.460 Full balls
01:10:56.260 Once you
01:10:57.040 Grow your
01:10:57.340 Mullet past
01:10:57.880 Handsome
01:10:58.340 Dude
01:10:58.540 That's when
01:10:58.960 You know
01:10:59.260 You
01:10:59.460 That's
01:10:59.920 That's when
01:11:00.340 It knows
01:11:00.820 You want
01:11:01.280 It
01:11:01.540 So it's
01:11:03.680 Comfortable
01:11:04.020 You
01:11:04.300 You're
01:11:04.540 Comfortable
01:11:04.880 With it
01:11:05.280 It's a
01:11:05.600 Full commitment
01:11:06.100 You're
01:11:06.580 Married
01:11:07.060 At that
01:11:07.480 Point
01:11:07.640 You're
01:11:07.780 In a
01:11:07.920 Relationship
01:11:08.600 With your
01:11:08.860 Hair
01:11:09.120 Yeah
01:11:09.640 Once you
01:11:09.940 Sat there
01:11:10.280 For an
01:11:10.540 Hour
01:11:10.700 Together
01:11:11.060 He's
01:11:11.640 Just
01:11:11.820 Dating
01:11:12.100 His
01:11:12.280 Hair
01:11:12.440 Right
01:11:12.700 Now
01:11:12.940 Yeah
01:11:13.240 He's
01:11:13.580 Still
01:11:13.780 It's
01:11:14.000 Still
01:11:14.180 Like
01:11:14.520 Yeah
01:11:14.800 Yeah
01:11:15.340 It's
01:11:15.760 Still
01:11:15.900 In the
01:11:16.080 Dating
01:11:16.280 Phase
01:11:16.620 Yeah
01:11:24.620 Bathrooms
01:11:26.380 People
01:11:26.660 Really
01:11:26.940 Upset
01:11:27.260 About
01:11:27.460 Bathrooms
01:11:28.100 Like
01:11:29.260 Yo
01:11:29.440 Man
01:11:29.660 Some
01:11:29.860 One
01:11:30.140 Group's
01:11:30.480 Like
01:11:30.640 Yo
01:11:30.760 We
01:11:30.860 Got
01:11:30.980 Enough
01:11:31.420 Bathrooms
01:11:32.040 And
01:11:32.240 Another
01:11:32.460 Side
01:11:32.760 Is
01:11:32.820 Like
01:11:32.940 Yo
01:11:33.060 We
01:11:33.200 Need
01:11:33.420 More
01:11:33.960 Bathrooms
01:11:35.220 Yeah
01:11:36.060 And
01:11:36.360 It's
01:11:36.520 Ironic
01:11:36.940 Because
01:11:37.160 Construction
01:11:37.660 Workers
01:11:38.180 Most
01:11:39.200 Of
01:11:39.300 The
01:11:39.420 Time
01:11:39.620 Believe
01:11:39.940 In
01:11:40.080 Less
01:11:40.280 Bathrooms
01:11:40.780 But
01:11:41.040 It
01:11:41.140 Would
01:11:41.300 Be
01:11:41.480 Good
01:11:41.800 For
01:11:41.980 Their
01:11:42.260 Business
01:11:43.040 To
01:11:43.840 Build
01:11:44.060 More
01:11:44.420 You
01:11:45.600 Know
01:11:45.680 I
01:11:45.700 Mean
01:11:45.780 That's
01:11:45.940 A
01:11:45.980 Great
01:11:46.100 Point
01:11:46.300 I
01:11:46.360 Think
01:11:46.540 About
01:11:46.720 That
01:11:47.020 Yeah
01:11:47.360 And
01:11:47.680 I
01:11:47.800 Always
01:11:48.000 Wanted
01:11:48.300 To
01:11:48.400 I
01:11:48.560 Always
01:11:48.720 Wanted
01:11:48.920 To
01:11:49.000 Know
01:11:49.140 If
01:11:49.360 There
01:11:49.480 Should
01:11:49.720 Be
01:11:49.920 Like
01:11:50.320 I
01:11:51.260 Don't
01:11:51.540 Like
01:11:52.280 Should
01:11:53.060 There
01:11:53.240 Be
01:11:53.460 Gay
01:11:54.100 And
01:11:54.300 Straight
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01:11:55.560 Gay
01:11:56.460 And
01:11:56.640 Straight
01:11:56.820 As
01:11:57.020 Well
01:11:57.260 Well
01:11:58.120 Because
01:11:58.380 If
01:11:58.640 I'm
01:11:58.860 A
01:11:58.980 Gay
01:11:59.380 Dude
01:11:59.880 Yeah
01:12:00.320 And
01:12:00.640 I
01:12:00.760 Get
01:12:00.900 To
01:12:01.060 Roll
01:12:01.500 Into
01:12:01.760 A
01:12:02.000 Place
01:12:02.540 Where
01:12:02.900 Other
01:12:03.200 Dudes
01:12:03.920 Has
01:12:04.300 Their
01:12:04.480 Penises
01:12:05.040 Out
01:12:05.520 Yeah
01:12:06.240 It's
01:12:07.460 Like
01:12:07.540 A fat
01:12:07.880 Dude
01:12:08.040 Walking
01:12:08.320 Into
01:12:08.580 A
01:12:08.720 Barbecue
01:12:09.100 I'm
01:12:09.740 Like
01:12:09.980 This
01:12:10.180 Is
01:12:10.360 Great
01:12:10.720 But
01:12:12.020 That's
01:12:12.320 Okay
01:12:12.720 Well
01:12:13.440 I'm
01:12:13.920 Not
01:12:14.080 Saying
01:12:14.280 It's
01:12:14.480 Anything
01:12:14.640 Wrong
01:12:15.120 With
01:12:15.360 No
01:12:15.540 But
01:12:15.680 I
01:12:15.780 Understand
01:12:16.020 What
01:12:16.180 You're
01:12:16.340 Saying
01:12:16.540 Questioning
01:12:17.140 Like
01:12:17.520 You
01:12:17.780 Know
01:12:18.040 Is
01:12:18.780 That
01:12:19.040 Or
01:12:19.300 If
01:12:19.420 There's
01:12:19.620 A
01:12:19.980 Should
01:12:20.720 There
01:12:20.840 Be
01:12:21.020 Hey
01:12:21.240 I'm
01:12:21.460 A
01:12:21.600 Pedophile
01:12:22.280 Can
01:12:22.780 I
01:12:22.980 Just
01:12:23.200 Go
01:12:23.380 Peep
01:12:23.640 By
01:12:23.800 Myself
01:12:24.240 Somewhere
01:12:24.580 To
01:12:24.800 Keep
01:12:25.040 Me
01:12:25.220 On
01:12:25.480 Whatever
01:12:26.220 Path
01:12:26.680 To
01:12:26.900 Keep
01:12:27.420 Me
01:12:27.600 Away
01:12:27.940 From
01:12:28.220 You
01:12:29.040 Know
01:12:29.120 What
01:12:29.220 I'm
01:12:29.300 Saying
01:12:29.460 How
01:12:29.820 Often
01:12:30.160 Do
01:12:30.320 You
01:12:30.360 Separate
01:12:31.000 It
01:12:31.220 Yeah
01:12:31.500 I
01:12:31.840 Know
01:12:32.040 Exactly
01:12:32.320 These
01:12:32.540 Are
01:12:32.660 Really
01:12:32.940 Difficult
01:12:33.460 Problems
01:12:34.420 To
01:12:34.600 Solve
01:12:35.060 Because
01:12:35.320 What
01:12:35.420 If
01:12:35.520 You
01:12:35.620 Know
01:12:35.960 You're
01:12:36.200 A
01:12:36.320 Pedophile
01:12:36.820 Right
01:12:37.140 You
01:12:37.300 Know
01:12:37.600 It
01:12:37.780 Pedophile
01:12:38.480 And
01:12:38.900 You
01:12:39.020 Don't
01:12:39.160 Want
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01:12:39.380 Go
01:12:39.560 In
01:12:39.780 There
01:12:40.060 You
01:12:40.420 Don't
01:12:40.620 Want
01:12:40.780 To
01:12:40.880 Go
01:12:41.020 In
01:12:41.160 There
01:12:41.280 Cause
01:12:41.480 It's
01:12:41.680 Just
01:12:42.040 Pedophiles
01:12:42.680 A
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01:12:43.720 Pedophile
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01:12:44.880 Hydrated
01:12:45.420 Pedophile
01:12:45.960 Cause
01:12:46.460 You
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01:12:47.460 And
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01:22:20.000 Fucking
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01:22:20.560 On
01:22:20.760 It
01:22:20.860 Wow
01:22:21.200 And
01:22:21.420 Then
01:22:21.580 You
01:22:21.700 Ended
01:22:21.860 Up
01:22:21.940 Marrying
01:22:22.280 Her
01:22:22.400 So
01:22:23.680 It's
01:22:23.840 Like
01:22:23.960 I
01:22:24.100 Love
01:22:24.320 I
01:22:24.520 Love
01:22:24.700 The
01:22:24.840 Two
01:22:25.040 Man
01:22:25.240 I
01:22:25.400 Love
01:22:25.680 Like
01:22:25.960 I
01:22:26.120 Had
01:22:26.240 A
01:22:26.340 Character
01:22:26.740 And
01:22:27.200 I
01:22:27.300 Had
01:22:27.440 My
01:22:27.800 Friend
01:22:28.040 Who
01:22:28.160 Passed
01:22:28.440 Away
01:22:28.680 Angelo
01:22:29.440 We
01:22:29.980 Did
01:22:30.140 This
01:22:30.280 Live
01:22:30.600 Show
01:22:30.980 And
01:22:31.300 We
01:22:31.780 Did
01:22:32.040 This
01:22:32.180 Two
01:22:32.400 Man
01:22:32.580 Comedy
01:22:33.040 Angelo
01:22:33.720 Bowers
01:22:34.120 No
01:22:34.340 Angelo
01:22:35.100 Lozada
01:22:35.800 New
01:22:36.520 York
01:22:36.720 Comic
01:22:37.060 And
01:22:37.880 He
01:22:38.140 Passed
01:22:38.440 Away
01:22:38.680 And
01:22:39.440 It
01:22:39.980 Was
01:22:40.120 Just
01:22:40.360 There's
01:22:40.780 Something
01:22:40.940 Magical
01:22:41.400 About
01:22:41.640 When
01:22:41.840 You're
01:22:42.100 Connecting
01:22:42.620 With
01:22:42.740 Someone
01:22:42.960 On
01:22:43.120 A
01:22:43.200 Comedic
01:22:43.540 Vibe
01:22:43.900 And
01:22:44.080 The
01:22:44.880 Two
01:22:45.040 You
01:22:45.200 Don't
01:22:45.360 Know
01:22:45.480 Where
01:22:45.600 It's
01:22:45.760 Going
01:22:46.080 And
01:22:46.460 You
01:22:46.580 Create
01:22:46.820 Something
01:22:47.080 Bigger
01:22:47.360 Than
01:22:47.480 Yourself
01:22:47.760 Anytime
01:22:48.440 You're
01:22:48.860 Creating
01:22:49.160 Something
01:22:49.520 Bigger
01:22:49.940 Than
01:22:50.160 Yourself
01:22:50.760 Is
01:22:51.820 A
01:22:51.980 Beautiful
01:22:52.280 Thing
01:22:52.560 I
01:22:52.700 Think
01:22:52.860 A lot
01:22:53.100 Of
01:22:53.200 Times
01:22:53.380 People
01:22:53.600 Get
01:22:53.800 Depressed
01:22:54.300 Or
01:22:54.460 Anxious
01:22:54.820 Because
01:22:55.360 They're
01:22:55.520 Thinking
01:22:55.680 About
01:22:55.840 Themselves
01:22:56.240 Too
01:22:56.440 Much
01:22:56.600 Because
01:22:56.760 We're
01:22:56.960 Boring
01:22:57.460 The
01:22:58.220 Thing
01:22:58.440 Is
01:22:58.620 We
01:22:58.760 May
01:22:58.920 Think
01:22:59.160 We're
01:22:59.300 Great
01:22:59.540 But
01:22:59.700 We're
01:22:59.900 All
01:23:00.020 Just
01:23:00.160 Kind
01:23:00.380 Of
01:23:00.440 Like
01:23:00.600 Shitty
01:23:01.320 Humans
01:23:01.800 Walking
01:23:02.160 Around
01:23:02.380 Shitting
01:23:02.720 And
01:23:02.880 Pissing
01:23:03.280 And
01:23:03.440 Having
01:23:03.840 Itchy
01:23:04.220 Balls
01:23:04.720 And
01:23:04.800 We're
01:23:05.520 Dying
01:23:06.040 Slowly
01:23:06.700 With
01:23:07.100 Air
01:23:07.360 Hardenings
01:23:08.360 Happening
01:23:08.700 To
01:23:08.880 Us
01:23:09.160 Isn't
01:23:09.720 That
01:23:09.840 Wild
01:23:10.060 That
01:23:10.200 Oxygen
01:23:10.620 The
01:23:10.840 Same
01:23:11.040 Thing
01:23:11.220 That
01:23:11.360 Keeps
01:23:11.560 Us
01:23:11.680 Alive
01:23:11.980 Is
01:23:12.120 Also
01:23:12.320 Slowly
01:23:12.700 Killing
01:23:12.980 Us
01:23:13.200 That's
01:23:13.600 What
01:23:13.680 Happens
01:23:14.080 Really
01:23:14.400 Just
01:23:14.660 Like
01:23:14.800 A fruit
01:23:15.160 Damn
01:23:15.720 Fruit
01:23:16.100 The
01:23:16.440 Air
01:23:16.720 Gives
01:23:17.020 Life
01:23:17.600 But
01:23:17.760 If
01:23:17.880 You
01:23:17.980 Leave
01:23:18.520 It
01:23:18.620 Too
01:23:18.780 Long
01:23:19.020 The
01:23:19.240 Air
01:23:19.500 Actually
01:23:19.840 Kills
01:23:20.220 The
01:23:20.400 Fruit
01:23:20.620 It
01:23:20.960 Rots
01:23:21.240 It
01:23:21.360 That's
01:23:21.620 Air
01:23:21.820 Exposure
01:23:22.320 Overexposure
01:23:23.380 Damn
01:23:23.960 It's like
01:23:24.280 Aaron Brockovich
01:23:25.000 Kind of
01:23:25.400 It's
01:23:25.700 It's
01:23:26.980 Exactly
01:23:27.300 Like
01:23:27.520 Aaron Brockovich
01:23:28.200 Fuck
01:23:28.760 And
01:23:29.260 So
01:23:29.980 I love
01:23:30.540 That
01:23:30.720 Two
01:23:30.920 Man
01:23:31.100 Thing
01:23:31.400 And
01:23:31.540 That's
01:23:31.680 What
01:23:31.760 Me
01:23:31.860 And
01:23:31.960 Chris
01:23:32.140 Had
01:23:32.420 And
01:23:32.580 Maybe
01:23:33.760 It
01:23:33.920 Just
01:23:34.040 Kind
01:23:34.260 Of
01:23:34.360 Reached
01:23:34.600 Its
01:23:34.820 Thing
01:23:35.080 Where
01:23:35.200 It
01:23:35.280 Was
01:23:35.360 Like
01:23:35.500 We
01:23:35.760 Did
01:23:35.980 It
01:23:36.160 You
01:23:36.340 And
01:23:36.620 Like
01:23:36.860 When
01:23:37.500 You
01:23:37.580 Look
01:23:37.700 Back
01:23:37.960 That
01:23:38.980 Comedy
01:23:39.860 Exists
01:23:40.300 For
01:23:40.500 The
01:23:40.640 Three
01:23:40.840 Years
01:23:41.120 And
01:23:41.280 He's
01:23:41.940 Doing
01:23:42.120 Great
01:23:42.380 Stuff
01:23:42.680 I'm
01:23:42.880 Doing
01:23:43.060 Something
01:23:43.340 Different
01:23:43.700 Was
01:23:44.880 It
01:23:45.020 Scary
01:23:45.400 To
01:23:45.600 Change
01:23:45.920 That
01:23:46.120 Would
01:23:46.260 Be
01:23:46.360 The
01:23:46.500 Part
01:23:46.700 That's
01:23:46.940 Scary
01:23:47.160 For
01:23:47.380 Me
01:23:47.540 The
01:23:47.740 Scary
01:23:48.060 Part
01:23:48.340 To
01:23:48.500 Change
01:23:48.860 To
01:23:49.000 Think
01:23:49.180 Okay
01:23:49.540 Something
01:23:49.960 Else
01:23:50.300 Is
01:23:50.480 Going
01:23:50.620 To
01:23:50.700 Come
01:23:50.880 Along
01:23:51.180 That's
01:23:51.400 Going
01:23:51.500 To fill
01:23:51.760 This
01:23:52.020 Space
01:23:52.560 Or
01:23:53.440 I'm
01:23:53.760 Going
01:23:53.860 To
01:23:53.960 This
01:23:54.440 Is
01:23:54.560 Going
01:23:54.680 To
01:23:54.740 Affect
01:23:54.980 My
01:23:55.180 Creativity
01:23:55.800 Or
01:23:55.980 It's
01:23:56.060 Going
01:23:56.160 To
01:23:56.220 Affect
01:23:56.460 My
01:23:56.800 Live
01:23:57.600 Even
01:23:58.220 Like
01:23:58.480 My
01:23:58.760 Ticket
01:23:59.220 Sales
01:23:59.680 Or
01:23:59.860 My
01:24:00.020 People
01:24:00.380 To
01:24:00.520 Be
01:24:00.620 Able
01:24:00.720 To
01:24:00.840 Hear
01:24:01.100 Me
01:24:01.320 Did
01:24:01.520 Those
01:24:01.700 Kind
01:24:01.860 Of
01:24:01.920 Things
01:24:02.060 Come
01:24:02.240 Into
01:24:02.340 Your
01:24:02.440 Head
01:24:02.620 Because
01:24:02.820 That
01:24:02.980 Comes
01:24:03.760 Into
01:24:03.900 My
01:24:04.080 Head
01:24:04.260 Because
01:24:04.380 I
01:24:04.500 Do
01:24:04.660 Another
01:24:04.960 Podcast
01:24:05.360 I
01:24:05.720 Think
01:24:05.980 About
01:24:06.180 Well
01:24:06.380 If
01:24:06.500 I
01:24:06.620 Didn't
01:24:06.920 Do
01:24:07.080 This
01:24:07.560 Or
01:24:07.760 Or
01:24:08.080 If
01:24:08.220 I
01:24:08.320 Didn't
01:24:08.520 Do
01:24:08.680 This
01:24:09.100 Or
01:24:09.260 Now
01:24:10.260 We're
01:24:10.620 All
01:24:10.820 Our
01:24:10.980 Own
01:24:11.200 Businesses
01:24:11.780 So
01:24:12.000 Much
01:24:12.280 If
01:24:13.340 If
01:24:13.360 I
01:24:13.460 Let
01:24:13.720 Go
01:24:13.920 Of
01:24:14.080 One
01:24:14.320 Little
01:24:14.540 Segment
01:24:14.940 Of
01:24:15.080 My
01:24:15.240 Business
01:24:15.660 Is
01:24:16.000 Is
01:24:16.020 That
01:24:16.200 Gonna
01:24:16.460 Mess
01:24:17.440 Everything
01:24:17.880 Up
01:24:18.280 It
01:24:18.460 Gets
01:24:18.620 Scary
01:24:19.000 Yeah
01:24:19.520 I
01:24:19.840 Used
01:24:20.100 To
01:24:20.280 Worry
01:24:20.520 A
01:24:20.680 Lot
01:24:20.820 More
01:24:21.020 With
01:24:21.260 That
01:24:21.480 I
01:24:21.600 Didn't
01:24:21.800 Worry
01:24:22.080 At
01:24:22.260 All
01:24:22.480 And
01:24:22.720 Even
01:24:23.060 Thinking
01:24:23.380 About
01:24:23.600 It
01:24:23.700 When
01:24:23.780 You
01:24:23.880 Were
01:24:23.980 Asking
01:24:24.300 It
01:24:24.480 Is
01:24:24.600 Like
01:24:24.760 I
01:24:25.720 Don't
01:24:25.900 I
01:24:26.220 Guess
01:24:26.420 That
01:24:26.980 Means
01:24:27.160 I
01:24:27.280 Matured
01:24:27.680 A
01:24:27.740 Little
01:24:27.860 Bit
01:24:28.080 Cause
01:24:28.300 It's
01:24:28.500 Like
01:24:28.780 Maybe
01:24:29.320 You
01:24:29.440 Believe
01:24:29.700 In
01:24:29.800 Yourself
01:24:30.100 A
01:24:30.260 Little
01:24:30.340 More
01:24:30.560 You
01:24:30.720 Just
01:24:30.900 Trust
01:24:31.460 Something
01:24:32.340 Something's
01:24:32.440 Gonna
01:24:32.580 Happen
01:24:33.080 You
01:24:33.220 Believe
01:24:33.420 In
01:24:33.520 Your
01:24:33.640 Talents
01:24:34.060 And
01:24:34.340 Also
01:24:34.680 Taking
01:24:35.220 Me
01:24:36.300 Accepting
01:24:37.140 My
01:24:37.440 Own
01:24:37.620 Mortality
01:24:38.300 Which
01:24:38.780 Was
01:24:38.940 Something
01:24:39.240 That
01:24:39.520 Always
01:24:39.800 Scared
01:24:40.180 Me
01:24:40.460 Yeah
01:24:40.860 Helps
01:24:42.180 Because
01:24:42.900 It
01:24:43.120 Takes
01:24:43.340 The
01:24:43.540 Pressure
01:24:43.940 Off
01:24:44.120 Everything
01:24:44.740 It's
01:24:45.560 Like
01:24:45.680 If
01:24:45.840 It's
01:24:46.040 Good
01:24:46.320 Or
01:24:46.580 It's
01:24:46.760 Not
01:24:47.000 It
01:24:47.160 Doesn't
01:24:47.500 Matter
01:24:47.900 Like
01:24:48.260 Because
01:24:48.780 It's
01:24:48.980 Ephemeral
01:24:49.580 It's
01:24:50.180 Going
01:24:50.400 Away
01:24:50.660 Anyway
01:24:51.060 So
01:24:51.660 Might
01:24:51.860 As
01:24:51.940 Well
01:24:52.040 Try
01:24:52.220 To
01:24:52.340 Connect
01:24:52.660 To
01:24:52.820 People
01:24:53.040 Might
01:24:53.300 As
01:24:53.380 Well
01:24:53.440 Try
01:24:53.640 To
01:24:53.720 Have
01:24:53.840 A
01:24:53.940 Good
01:24:54.060 Time
01:24:54.400 Whether
01:24:55.040 There's
01:24:55.360 Money
01:24:55.620 Involved
01:24:56.060 Or
01:24:56.220 Not
01:24:56.560 As
01:24:56.960 Long
01:24:57.180 As
01:24:57.320 I'm
01:24:57.460 Having
01:24:57.680 A
01:24:57.840 Good
01:24:58.000 Time
01:24:58.420 The
01:24:58.860 Experience
01:24:59.280 Is
01:24:59.480 The
01:24:59.640 Same
01:24:59.920 Like
01:25:00.400 If
01:25:00.500 Me
01:25:00.640 And
01:25:00.760 You
01:25:01.080 Were
01:25:01.240 Sitting
01:25:01.460 Here
01:25:01.760 This
01:25:02.620 Is
01:25:02.760 A
01:25:02.860 Huge
01:25:03.100 Podcast
01:25:03.520 Right
01:25:03.980 If
01:25:05.280 It
01:25:05.380 Was
01:25:05.480 A
01:25:05.600 Small
01:25:05.820 Podcast
01:25:06.220 What
01:25:07.020 Would
01:25:07.140 Be
01:25:07.220 The
01:25:07.380 Difference
01:25:07.680 In
01:25:07.820 The
01:25:07.940 Feeling
01:25:08.420 That
01:25:08.720 Me
01:25:08.940 And
01:25:09.100 You
01:25:09.240 Are
01:25:09.360 Having
01:25:09.660 There
01:25:09.800 Be
01:25:09.900 No
01:25:10.060 Difference
01:25:10.560 Yeah
01:25:11.080 Right
01:25:11.320 Be
01:25:11.460 No
01:25:11.580 Difference
01:25:11.980 Between
01:25:12.280 Like
01:25:12.480 What
01:25:12.640 We're
01:25:12.820 Trying
01:25:13.120 To
01:25:13.220 Do
01:25:13.380 Here
01:25:13.640 Trying
01:25:14.020 To
01:25:14.120 To
01:25:14.340 Get
01:25:14.520 To
01:25:14.540 Each
01:25:14.740 Other
01:25:14.940 Which
01:25:15.160 Is
01:25:15.320 A
01:25:15.780 You
01:25:16.260 Know
01:25:16.460 Challenge
01:25:17.020 For
01:25:17.260 Like
01:25:17.500 We're
01:25:17.640 Just
01:25:17.740 Meet
01:25:17.920 Each
01:25:18.100 Other
01:25:18.240 Too
01:25:18.500 And
01:25:18.700 It's
01:25:19.240 Filmed
01:25:19.580 Because
01:25:19.740 Why
01:25:19.920 Not
01:25:20.100 Monetize
01:25:20.620 That
01:25:20.820 In
01:25:21.140 This
01:25:21.320 Era
01:25:21.600 Sometimes
01:25:23.640 My
01:25:24.060 Wife
01:25:24.300 Talks
01:25:24.640 I'm
01:25:24.720 Like
01:25:24.820 Don't
01:25:25.040 Speak
01:25:25.360 Unless
01:25:25.660 You
01:25:25.820 Fucking
01:25:26.080 We've
01:25:26.320 Got
01:25:26.420 Cameras
01:25:26.800 Rolling
01:25:27.060 So
01:25:28.980 The
01:25:29.560 The other
01:25:29.700 Day
01:25:29.900 I
01:25:29.960 Invited
01:25:30.300 A
01:25:30.460 Friend
01:25:30.660 Up
01:25:30.940 That
01:25:31.500 I
01:25:31.640 Don't
01:25:31.860 Know
01:25:32.120 But
01:25:32.340 I
01:25:32.480 Kind
01:25:32.640 Have
01:25:32.720 A
01:25:32.860 Buddy
01:25:33.080 Out
01:25:33.320 For
01:25:33.500 Lunch
01:25:33.880 And
01:25:34.040 I
01:25:34.120 Was
01:25:34.260 Like
01:25:34.460 Fuck
01:25:35.140 It
01:25:35.280 Feels
01:25:35.460 Insane
01:25:35.840 Inviting
01:25:36.180 Somebody
01:25:36.600 Out
01:25:36.820 But
01:25:37.000 Not
01:25:37.220 To
01:25:37.400 Podcast
01:25:37.880 Because
01:25:39.940 It
01:25:40.060 Gets
01:25:40.240 So
01:25:40.440 Busy
01:25:40.740 But
01:25:40.920 Go
01:25:41.060 On
01:25:41.200 I
01:25:41.280 Interrupted
01:25:41.740 Yeah
01:25:41.880 No
01:25:42.240 But
01:25:42.360 I
01:25:42.420 Was
01:25:42.520 Just
01:25:42.640 Saying
01:25:42.820 It
01:25:42.980 It's
01:25:43.260 That
01:25:43.620 Takes
01:25:43.880 The
01:25:44.020 Pressure
01:25:44.280 Off
01:25:44.440 For
01:25:44.600 Me
01:25:44.700 A lot
01:25:45.060 That
01:25:45.500 Takes
01:25:45.700 The
01:25:45.840 Pressure
01:25:46.040 Off
01:25:46.220 When
01:25:46.340 I
01:25:46.440 Think
01:25:46.600 About
01:25:46.820 That
01:25:47.080 I
01:25:47.580 Put
01:25:47.780 Things
01:25:47.960 Into
01:25:48.120 Perspective
01:25:48.600 And
01:25:48.740 Go
01:25:48.880 Like
01:25:49.140 When
01:25:50.340 You
01:25:50.420 Talking
01:25:50.680 About
01:25:50.860 Do
01:25:51.140 I
01:25:51.240 Get
01:25:51.400 Scared
01:25:51.820 Scared
01:25:52.720 About
01:25:52.840 It's
01:25:53.300 Going
01:25:53.420 Hurt
01:25:53.540 My
01:25:53.700 Ticket
01:25:53.920 Sales
01:25:54.160 Or
01:25:54.280 My
01:25:54.380 Livelihood
01:25:54.880 That
01:25:55.580 Fear
01:25:55.880 Always
01:25:56.180 Creeps
01:25:56.640 In
01:25:56.820 But
01:25:56.920 Then
01:25:57.020 I
01:25:57.140 Realized
01:25:57.560 Like
01:25:57.860 Even
01:25:59.340 If
01:25:59.540 It
01:25:59.680 Does
01:26:00.500 You
01:26:01.400 Know
01:26:01.620 I'm
01:26:02.540 Dying
01:26:02.840 Anyway
01:26:03.200 Or
01:26:03.540 Even
01:26:03.720 If
01:26:03.860 It
01:26:04.000 Doesn't
01:26:04.380 And
01:26:04.500 I
01:26:04.580 Get
01:26:04.720 Money
01:26:04.960 I'm
01:26:05.320 Still
01:26:05.580 Dying
01:26:06.000 Anyway
01:26:06.360 So
01:26:06.960 Hopefully
01:26:07.360 I'm
01:26:07.520 Having
01:26:07.700 A
01:26:07.880 Good
01:26:08.040 Time
01:26:08.500 And
01:26:09.020 The
01:26:09.460 One
01:26:09.680 Thing
01:26:09.880 I
01:26:10.040 Did
01:26:10.540 The
01:26:10.780 Silver
01:26:11.140 Lining
01:26:11.480 From
01:26:11.740 Having
01:26:11.980 That
01:26:12.200 Moment
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01:26:12.600 I
01:26:12.700 Got
01:26:12.860 Shot
01:26:13.280 And
01:26:13.900 I
01:26:14.100 Can
01:26:14.280 Share
01:26:14.580 And
01:26:14.800 It
01:26:15.060 Is
01:26:15.220 An
01:26:15.440 Experience
01:26:15.960 That
01:26:16.140 Not
01:26:16.260 A
01:26:16.300 Lot
01:26:16.400 Of
01:26:16.480 People
01:26:16.640 Have
01:26:16.840 That
01:26:16.960 I
01:26:17.060 Did
01:26:17.240 Have
01:26:17.500 Where
01:26:18.020 You
01:26:18.120 Think
01:26:18.380 You're
01:26:18.520 Going
01:26:18.620 To
01:26:18.700 Die
01:26:18.960 In
01:26:19.120 That
01:26:19.260 Moment
01:26:19.460 You
01:26:19.600 Think
01:26:19.780 It's
01:26:19.960 Over
01:26:20.180 And
01:26:20.820 I
01:26:20.940 Did
01:26:21.140 Not
01:26:21.560 Like
01:26:22.060 The
01:26:22.200 Way
01:26:22.340 I
01:26:22.460 Felt
01:26:22.740 Because
01:26:23.420 You
01:26:23.520 Have
01:26:23.720 This
01:26:23.900 Moment
01:26:24.220 It's
01:26:24.400 Like
01:26:24.520 A
01:26:24.620 Dream
01:26:25.060 Where
01:26:25.940 You
01:26:26.340 It's
01:26:27.240 Hard
01:26:27.420 To
01:26:27.540 Explain
01:26:27.960 Like
01:26:28.200 You
01:26:28.300 Like
01:26:28.580 A
01:26:28.680 Dream
01:26:29.020 It's
01:26:29.220 Like
01:26:29.400 How
01:26:29.680 Did
01:26:29.800 That
01:26:29.960 Happen
01:26:30.260 In
01:26:30.380 Two
01:26:30.560 Seconds
01:26:30.980 How
01:26:31.140 Did
01:26:31.260 I
01:26:31.380 How
01:26:31.920 Did
01:26:31.980 That
01:26:32.100 Whole
01:26:32.280 Story
01:26:32.580 Happen
01:26:32.940 And
01:26:33.040 Scientists
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01:26:34.160 Saying
01:26:34.320 It
01:26:34.560 Only
01:26:34.700 Happens
01:26:35.020 In
01:26:35.100 A
01:26:35.220 Second
01:26:35.480 Your
01:26:36.120 Brain
01:26:36.420 Somehow
01:26:36.740 Does
01:26:37.060 That
01:26:37.240 Thing
01:26:37.440 Where
01:26:37.560 You
01:26:37.640 Get
01:26:37.740 This
01:26:38.020 Recap
01:26:38.640 Where
01:26:39.260 You
01:26:39.340 Look
01:26:39.520 At
01:26:39.620 Yourself
01:26:40.180 You
01:26:40.700 Have
01:26:40.820 This
01:26:40.980 Feeling
01:26:41.460 About
01:26:41.660 Who
01:26:41.880 You
01:26:42.060 Are
01:26:42.400 What
01:26:42.620 You've
01:26:42.900 Done
01:26:43.240 Everything
01:26:43.600 And
01:26:44.540 I
01:26:45.260 Was
01:26:45.420 Like
01:26:45.540 I
01:26:45.800 I
01:26:45.820 Didn't
01:26:45.980 Like
01:26:46.240 It
01:26:46.460 So
01:26:46.740 Thankfully
01:26:47.200 I
01:26:47.460 Was
01:26:47.580 Able
01:26:47.760 To
01:26:47.880 Not
01:26:48.420 Die
01:26:48.740 Then
01:26:49.020 But
01:26:49.780 I
01:26:49.900 Also
01:26:50.180 Burdened
01:26:50.940 With
01:26:51.060 This
01:26:51.220 Knowledge
01:26:51.500 Of
01:27:01.260 Lived
01:27:01.660 I
01:27:02.220 Was
01:27:02.380 True
01:27:02.760 To
01:27:02.980 Whatever
01:27:03.440 It
01:27:03.680 Is
01:27:03.880 I
01:27:04.020 Want
01:27:04.280 To
01:27:04.420 Do
01:27:04.700 Who
01:27:05.040 I
01:27:05.240 Am
01:27:05.500 And
01:27:06.000 I
01:27:06.280 Tried
01:27:06.860 At
01:27:07.080 Least
01:27:07.340 Or
01:27:07.520 To
01:27:07.920 Be
01:27:08.080 Brave
01:27:08.520 Or
01:27:08.660 To
01:27:08.760 Be
01:27:08.920 Me
01:27:09.260 Or
01:27:09.560 Whatever
01:27:10.240 It
01:27:10.460 Is
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01:27:11.440 It
01:27:11.660 It
01:27:12.000 Felt
01:27:12.280 Important
01:27:12.720 In
01:27:12.840 That
01:27:12.980 Moment
01:27:13.260 And
01:27:13.480 Like
01:27:13.700 Wow
01:27:14.620 So
01:27:14.820 I
01:27:14.920 Guess
01:27:15.060 That's
01:27:15.300 The
01:27:15.420 Silver
01:27:15.640 Lining
01:27:15.920 Of
01:27:16.040 That
01:27:16.120 Moment
01:27:16.300 It
01:27:16.460 Sucked
01:27:16.940 Other
01:27:17.100 Than
01:27:17.280 That
01:27:17.520 And
01:27:17.640 Like
01:27:17.760 Knowing
01:27:17.980 Oh
01:27:18.360 Shit
01:27:18.600 That's
01:27:19.280 What
01:27:19.400 You
01:27:19.520 Live
01:27:19.720 For
01:27:20.020 You
01:27:20.420 Live
01:27:20.540 For
01:27:31.260 Is
01:27:31.400 A
01:27:31.560 Certainty
01:27:32.020 And
01:27:32.560 You
01:27:32.660 Have
01:27:32.860 That
01:27:33.000 Moment
01:27:33.240 Of
01:27:33.360 Awareness
01:27:33.860 That's
01:27:35.200 Interesting
01:27:35.460 Are
01:27:35.820 You
01:27:35.940 Able
01:27:36.080 To
01:27:36.220 Recreate
01:27:36.680 That
01:27:36.840 Moment
01:27:37.080 In
01:27:37.320 Any
01:27:37.620 Other
01:27:37.800 Way
01:27:38.060 In
01:27:38.180 Your
01:27:38.280 Life
01:27:38.520 That
01:27:38.640 You
01:27:38.680 Noticed
01:27:39.040 Since
01:27:39.300 Then
01:27:39.500 Are
01:27:39.600 There
01:27:39.700 Times
01:27:40.800 You
01:27:40.920 Like
01:27:41.040 Oh
01:27:41.220 This
01:27:41.420 Is
01:27:41.560 A
01:27:41.640 Little
01:27:41.740 Bit
01:27:41.860 Of
01:27:41.960 A
01:27:42.060 Recreation
01:27:42.560 Of
01:27:42.700 That
01:27:42.920 No
01:27:43.700 Wow
01:27:44.340 No
01:27:44.780 No
01:27:45.480 There's
01:27:46.020 So
01:27:46.220 Much
01:27:46.440 Going
01:27:46.720 On
01:27:47.100 It's
01:27:48.000 So
01:27:48.240 Weird
01:27:48.640 That
01:27:48.880 Fucking
01:27:49.180 Moment
01:27:49.520 Man
01:27:49.840 It's
01:27:50.180 A
01:27:50.340 Weird
01:27:50.680 Moment
01:27:51.120 Fuck
01:27:51.540 Where
01:27:51.740 Were
01:28:01.260 Having
01:28:01.640 All
01:28:01.780 These
01:28:01.980 Thoughts
01:28:02.720 You
01:28:02.840 Know
01:28:02.980 And
01:28:03.120 Like
01:28:03.320 Feelings
01:28:04.140 About
01:28:04.780 People
01:28:05.000 I
01:28:05.140 Love
01:28:05.520 Bad
01:28:05.880 Things
01:28:06.080 I
01:28:06.200 Done
01:28:06.700 You're
01:28:07.040 Bleeding
01:28:07.460 I'm
01:28:08.080 Bleeding
01:28:08.520 It's
01:28:08.740 All
01:28:08.940 Happening
01:28:09.420 It
01:28:09.540 Happens
01:28:09.760 In
01:28:09.840 A
01:28:09.980 Second
01:28:10.280 The
01:28:10.580 Sound
01:28:11.000 I
01:28:11.600 Can't
01:28:11.820 Remember
01:28:12.100 The
01:28:12.280 Sequence
01:28:12.720 Of
01:28:12.880 It's
01:28:13.020 Just
01:28:13.140 Kind
01:28:13.340 Of
01:28:13.440 Happening
01:28:13.920 And
01:28:14.040 You're
01:28:14.160 In
01:28:14.240 The
01:28:14.360 Moment
01:28:14.620 And
01:28:15.660 You're
01:28:16.080 In
01:28:16.200 Two
01:28:16.320 Places
01:28:16.740 I'm
01:28:17.020 In
01:28:17.120 The
01:28:17.240 Moment
01:28:17.440 Reacting
01:28:17.980 Doing
01:28:18.180 The
01:28:18.300 Things
01:28:18.460 I
01:28:18.580 Doing
01:28:18.860 With
01:28:19.000 Him
01:28:19.240 Like
01:28:19.520 We
01:28:19.620 Tussling
01:28:20.680 And
01:28:21.620 I
01:28:22.460 Was
01:28:22.620 Also
01:28:22.880 Like
01:28:23.120 Someplace
01:28:23.560 Else
01:28:23.840 In
01:28:24.020 This
01:28:24.160 Last
01:28:24.940 Moment
01:28:25.280 Place
01:28:25.760 Where
01:28:26.620 Something
01:28:27.340 In
01:28:27.600 You
01:28:27.720 Knows
01:28:27.960 Like
01:28:28.100 Oh
01:28:28.280 Shit
01:28:28.500 This
01:28:28.700 Is
01:28:28.820 It
01:28:29.040 Because
01:28:29.680 I
01:28:29.800 Didn't
01:28:29.940 Think
01:28:30.120 I
01:28:30.220 Was
01:28:30.340 Living
01:28:30.560 I
01:28:30.700 I
01:28:30.720 I
01:28:30.860 I
01:28:31.440 I
01:28:31.920 I
01:28:32.080 I
01:28:32.200 I
01:28:32.360 I'm
01:28:32.380 Shot
01:28:32.760 It
01:28:33.480 Feels
01:28:33.880 Ominous
01:28:34.520 I
01:28:34.960 Don't
01:28:35.120 Know
01:28:35.420 I
01:28:35.580 Just
01:28:35.780 My
01:28:36.500 Mind
01:28:36.760 I'm
01:28:37.640 Dying
01:28:38.000 This
01:28:38.300 Is
01:28:38.420 It
01:28:38.660 It's
01:28:39.180 Over
01:28:39.460 The
01:28:39.920 Whole
01:28:40.120 Thing
01:28:40.320 Over
01:28:40.720 You're
01:28:41.520 In
01:28:41.840 This
01:28:42.140 Effect
01:28:42.460 You
01:28:42.660 You
01:28:43.460 Can
01:28:43.800 Cognitively
01:28:44.820 Know
01:28:45.200 You
01:28:45.700 Can
01:28:45.880 Cognitively
01:28:46.740 Say
01:28:46.960 To
01:28:47.080 Yourself
01:28:47.460 Life
01:28:48.100 Is
01:28:48.280 Finite
01:28:48.780 But
01:28:49.280 You
01:28:49.380 Can't
01:28:49.600 Really
01:28:49.760 Feel
01:28:50.200 It
01:28:50.360 No
01:28:50.520 You
01:28:50.640 Can't
01:28:50.840 Feel
01:28:51.020 It
01:28:51.140 Unless
01:28:51.800 You're
01:28:52.080 In
01:28:52.360 It
01:28:52.520 And
01:28:52.840 Then
01:28:52.940 You're
01:28:53.000 Like
01:28:53.120 Oh
01:28:53.380 Fuck
01:28:53.720 And
01:28:53.860 It's
01:28:54.020 All
01:28:54.300 Like
01:28:54.540 The
01:28:54.860 The
01:28:55.060 Reality
01:28:55.580 Of
01:28:55.780 It
01:28:55.940 Being
01:28:56.540 So
01:28:56.780 Ephemeral
01:28:57.240 And
01:28:57.400 All
01:28:57.700 Going
01:28:57.980 Away
01:28:58.300 Is
01:28:58.480 Just
01:28:58.640 Like
01:28:58.840 It's
01:28:59.580 Freaky
01:29:00.000 Man
01:29:00.280 It's
01:29:00.500 Like
01:29:00.680 Just
01:29:01.320 Now
01:29:01.560 When
01:29:01.660 I
01:29:01.680 Was
01:29:01.800 Talking
01:29:02.060 I
01:29:02.240 I
01:29:02.280 Was
01:29:02.340 Like
01:29:02.460 Oh
01:29:02.700 That's
01:29:03.060 You
01:29:04.100 Oh
01:29:04.600 Yeah
01:29:04.780 When
01:29:04.940 You
01:29:05.020 Get
01:29:05.120 That
01:29:05.280 Feeling
01:29:05.580 Sometimes
01:29:06.020 Like
01:29:06.220 This
01:29:06.380 Is
01:29:06.500 All
01:29:06.720 Gonna
01:29:06.900 Disappear
01:29:07.620 One
01:29:07.800 Day
01:29:07.940 It's
01:29:08.180 Fucking
01:29:08.640 Like
01:29:09.120 Just
01:29:09.320 Now
01:29:09.460 I
01:29:09.560 Felt
01:29:09.740 Translucent
01:29:10.500 I
01:29:10.700 Felt
01:29:11.000 Invisible
01:29:11.480 Just
01:29:11.780 Even
01:29:11.960 When
01:29:12.120 I
01:29:12.140 Was
01:29:12.200 Talking
01:29:12.460 About
01:29:12.600 I
01:29:12.700 Felt
01:29:12.940 Like
01:29:13.220 Blurry
01:29:14.180 It's
01:29:14.700 Like
01:29:14.800 Oh
01:29:14.940 Fuck
01:29:15.500 This
01:29:15.740 Is
01:29:15.760 All
01:29:15.920 Blurry
01:29:16.380 You
01:29:17.240 Know
01:29:17.420 In
01:29:17.760 Its
01:29:17.920 Essence
01:29:18.320 It's
01:29:18.520 Like
01:29:18.660 Really
01:29:19.100 Like
01:29:19.560 An
01:29:19.680 Abstract
01:29:20.080 Painting
01:29:20.460 There's
01:29:20.660 Nothing
01:29:20.940 Defined
01:29:22.020 And
01:29:22.220 We're
01:29:22.700 On
01:29:22.820 The
01:29:22.900 It's
01:29:23.380 Weird
01:29:34.100 Yeah
01:29:34.600 If
01:29:35.000 You're
01:29:35.120 Having
01:29:35.260 Fun
01:29:35.680 What's
01:29:36.820 The
01:29:36.920 Difference
01:29:37.160 Yeah
01:29:37.380 Cause
01:29:37.580 Sometimes
01:29:37.840 I'm
01:29:38.280 Like
01:29:38.460 Am I
01:29:38.740 How
01:29:38.940 Much
01:29:39.120 Fun
01:29:39.420 What
01:29:39.620 Am I
01:29:39.860 Doing
01:29:40.020 How
01:29:40.180 Much
01:29:40.340 Pressure
01:29:40.760 Am I
01:29:40.960 Putting
01:29:41.200 On
01:29:41.320 Myself
01:29:41.640 You
01:29:41.780 Know
01:29:41.840 I
01:29:41.940 Think
01:29:42.140 About
01:29:42.300 Those
01:29:42.480 Things
01:29:42.660 All
01:29:42.800 The
01:29:42.900 Time
01:29:43.100 Am
01:29:43.220 I
01:29:43.320 Working
01:29:43.660 To
01:29:43.880 You
01:29:43.960 Know
01:29:44.080 Just
01:29:44.340 Like
01:29:44.660 It's
01:29:45.540 Hard
01:29:45.800 Sometimes
01:29:46.400 To
01:29:46.740 Do
01:29:47.640 You
01:29:47.680 Have
01:29:47.820 Any
01:29:47.920 Hobbies
01:29:48.740 You
01:29:48.860 Like
01:29:49.040 To
01:29:49.160 Do
01:29:49.360 Outside
01:29:49.740 Like
01:29:50.140 Something
01:29:50.760 Else
01:29:51.060 Where
01:29:51.220 You
01:29:51.300 Not
01:29:51.480 Thinking
01:29:51.800 About
01:29:52.120 Yeah
01:29:52.620 I
01:29:52.640 Like
01:29:52.840 Doing
01:29:53.000 Jiu Jitsu
01:29:53.500 And
01:29:53.680 I
01:29:53.780 Like
01:29:53.960 Doing
01:29:54.340 What
01:29:55.600 Else
01:29:55.880 Do
01:29:56.020 I
01:29:56.100 Like
01:29:56.260 Doing
01:29:56.440 Playing
01:29:56.720 Wordle
01:29:57.420 Playing
01:29:57.880 Scrabble
01:29:58.420 On
01:29:58.500 My
01:29:58.640 Phone
01:29:59.060 How
01:30:00.800 Do
01:30:00.900 You
01:30:00.980 Feel
01:30:01.120 When
01:30:01.260 You're
01:30:01.380 Doing
01:30:01.520 Those
01:30:01.760 Things
01:30:01.980 You
01:30:02.100 Probably
01:30:02.340 Feel
01:30:02.580 No
01:30:02.880 Anxiety
01:30:03.380 When
01:30:03.520 You're
01:30:03.640 Doing
01:30:03.760 Those
01:30:03.960 Things
01:30:04.200 Pretty
01:30:04.380 Chill
01:30:04.680 Yeah
01:30:04.920 Yeah
01:30:05.220 That's
01:30:05.440 What
01:30:05.560 It
01:30:05.700 I
01:30:05.740 Like
01:30:05.760 Talking
01:30:06.000 To
01:30:06.100 My
01:30:06.240 Brother
01:30:06.700 Those
01:30:09.160 Are
01:30:09.280 All
01:30:09.420 Chill
01:30:09.780 Fucking
01:30:10.140 Dessert
01:30:11.300 Dessert
01:30:12.220 It's
01:30:12.380 A
01:30:12.460 Great
01:30:12.680 Moment
01:30:13.100 Good
01:30:13.980 That's
01:30:14.240 A
01:30:14.340 Real
01:30:14.580 Good
01:30:14.820 Moment
01:30:15.140 Yeah
01:30:15.420 Fuck
01:30:15.740 That brings
01:30:16.220 A lot
01:30:16.420 Of
01:30:16.500 Good
01:30:16.660 Feelings
01:30:17.080 I
01:30:17.200 Had
01:30:17.300 A
01:30:17.380 Couple
01:30:17.540 Last
01:30:17.880 Night
01:30:18.160 Boy
01:30:18.360 Had
01:30:18.580 Too
01:30:18.780 Many
01:30:19.060 I
01:30:19.480 Like
01:30:19.640 Going
01:30:19.820 To
01:30:20.000 Different
01:30:20.240 Meetings
01:30:20.920 And
01:30:21.100 Shit
01:30:21.520 What
01:30:23.320 Let's
01:30:24.620 Pull
01:30:24.760 That
01:30:24.900 News
01:30:25.080 Story
01:30:25.260 That
01:30:25.420 Came
01:30:25.620 Back
01:30:25.820 Up
01:30:26.040 Let's
01:30:26.180 Get
01:30:26.320 It
01:30:26.400 One
01:30:26.500 More
01:30:26.620 Time
01:30:26.960 I'm
01:30:27.580 Curious
01:30:27.880 As to
01:30:28.120 What
01:30:28.340 Happened
01:30:28.660 With
01:30:28.820 The
01:30:28.960 Wedding
01:30:29.280 And
01:30:29.440 Stuff
01:30:29.700 Like
01:30:30.040 Where
01:30:30.700 You
01:30:30.860 Said
01:30:31.140 Did
01:30:31.280 You
01:30:31.340 Have
01:30:31.460 Dating
01:30:31.800 Issues
01:30:32.260 Where
01:30:32.480 Was
01:30:32.580 Some
01:30:32.860 Of
01:30:32.940 Your
01:30:33.040 Stuff
01:30:33.340 There
01:30:33.640 Cause
01:30:34.160 I
01:30:34.260 Have
01:30:34.400 A
01:30:34.500 Ton
01:30:34.660 Of
01:30:34.780 That
01:30:34.940 Shit
01:30:35.200 Yeah
01:30:35.800 Well
01:30:36.160 The
01:30:36.500 Wedding
01:30:37.740 Material
01:30:38.680 You
01:30:38.880 Talking
01:30:39.140 About
01:30:39.340 Oh
01:30:39.500 The
01:30:39.600 Wedding
01:30:39.780 Material
01:30:40.140 But
01:30:40.340 No
01:30:40.520 Just
01:30:40.700 Like
01:30:40.860 You
01:30:40.960 Said
01:30:41.260 You
01:30:41.600 Didn't
01:30:41.940 Think
01:30:42.120 You
01:30:42.180 Were
01:30:42.260 Going
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01:34:56.860 Built
01:34:57.060 A
01:34:57.240 Family
01:34:57.640 And
01:34:57.940 He's
01:34:58.300 Sober
01:34:58.760 And
01:34:58.940 Just
01:34:59.080 Being
01:34:59.280 Sober
01:34:59.800 And
01:34:59.900 That
01:35:00.000 He
01:35:00.100 Works
01:35:00.380 Out
01:35:00.560 So
01:35:00.720 Much
01:35:00.900 And
01:35:01.000 Put
01:35:01.140 His
01:35:01.240 Addiction
01:35:01.560 Another
01:35:01.840 Place
01:35:02.060 It's
01:35:02.780 Just
01:35:02.920 I
01:35:03.260 Know
01:35:03.680 How
01:35:04.020 Hard
01:35:04.360 What
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01:35:04.720 Does
01:35:05.080 Is
01:35:05.460 I
01:35:05.940 Know
01:35:06.140 What
01:35:06.240 He's
01:35:06.400 Going
01:35:06.620 Through
01:35:06.860 I
01:35:07.040 Have
01:35:07.200 People
01:35:07.440 Very
01:35:07.680 Close
01:35:07.960 To
01:35:08.100 Who
01:35:08.400 Have
01:35:08.560 Lost
01:35:10.480 That
01:35:10.700 Battle
01:35:10.960 For
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01:35:11.440 In
01:35:12.120 Big
01:35:12.360 Ways
01:35:12.660 That
01:35:12.820 Are
01:35:12.920 Painful
01:35:13.500 And
01:35:14.820 Then
01:35:14.960 Him
01:35:15.340 To
01:35:24.700 Anything
01:35:24.860 Like
01:35:25.040 That
01:35:25.260 It's
01:35:25.440 Like
01:35:25.580 You
01:35:26.240 Know
01:35:26.400 I
01:35:26.720 Know
01:35:26.960 He's
01:35:27.540 He's
01:35:27.820 Fighting
01:35:28.060 That
01:35:28.260 Battle
01:35:28.600 And
01:35:28.880 I
01:35:29.240 Just
01:35:29.700 I
01:35:30.260 Have
01:35:30.420 All
01:35:30.720 The
01:35:30.880 Respect
01:35:31.220 For
01:35:31.440 People
01:35:31.700 Who
01:35:31.860 Have
01:35:32.000 To
01:35:32.100 Go
01:35:32.940 Through
01:35:33.140 That
01:35:33.320 You
01:35:33.440 Know
01:35:33.540 I'm
01:35:33.740 Lucky
01:35:34.060 Enough
01:35:34.360 It's
01:35:34.860 Just
01:35:34.980 Lucky
01:35:35.420 That
01:35:36.000 You
01:35:36.160 Don't
01:35:36.340 Have
01:35:36.620 That
01:35:36.920 Yeah
01:35:37.620 It's
01:35:37.760 Like
01:35:37.860 My
01:35:38.000 Dad
01:35:38.300 My
01:35:38.840 Dad
01:35:39.080 Told
01:35:39.320 Me
01:35:39.560 He
01:35:39.840 It
01:35:40.180 Was
01:35:40.360 Very
01:35:40.680 Cynical
01:35:41.100 But
01:35:41.260 He
01:35:41.320 Told
01:35:41.520 Me
01:35:41.700 Everyone
01:35:42.220 It's
01:35:43.320 Luck
01:35:43.680 Most
01:35:43.960 Of
01:35:44.120 Life
01:35:44.280 Is
01:35:44.440 Luck
01:35:44.840 And
01:35:45.060 That
01:35:45.180 Was
01:35:45.320 Very
01:35:45.620 Disconcerting
01:35:46.440 Here
01:35:46.640 As
01:35:46.820 A
01:35:46.960 Young
01:35:47.120 Person
01:35:47.440 But
01:35:47.640 The
01:35:48.180 Way
01:35:48.300 He
01:35:48.400 Explained
01:35:48.780 Is
01:35:48.960 Like
01:35:49.120 Even
01:35:49.340 If
01:35:49.480 You
01:35:49.560 Have
01:35:49.720 Your
01:35:49.840 Health
01:35:50.180 Like
01:35:50.800 Michael
01:35:51.280 Jordan
01:35:51.540 You
01:35:51.620 Go
01:35:51.740 Oh
01:35:51.920 Michael
01:35:52.140 Jordan
01:35:52.560 That's
01:35:53.300 Not
01:35:53.440 Luck
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01:35:53.940 Yeah
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01:35:54.440 It
01:35:54.640 Is
01:35:54.780 But
01:35:54.940 Like
01:35:55.120 He's
01:35:55.520 Lucky
01:35:55.780 He
01:35:55.940 Didn't
01:35:56.100 Get
01:35:56.240 Hit
01:35:56.360 By
01:35:56.500 A car
01:35:56.880 He's
01:35:57.420 Lucky
01:35:57.740 We're
01:35:58.220 Always
01:35:58.640 Lucky
01:35:59.060 If
01:35:59.300 We're
01:35:59.480 Like
01:35:59.660 Healthy
01:36:00.040 Or
01:36:00.580 Like
01:36:00.820 Nothing
01:36:01.200 Bad
01:36:01.560 Happened
01:36:02.000 Cause
01:36:02.620 We
01:36:02.760 Don't
01:36:02.920 Control
01:36:03.320 That
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01:36:03.900 Shooter
01:36:05.980 Come in
01:36:06.260 Here
01:36:06.360 Right
01:36:06.560 Now
01:36:06.780 And
01:36:06.900 End
01:36:07.100 Us
01:36:07.360 Yeah
01:36:07.680 And
01:36:07.820 You
01:36:07.940 Already
01:36:08.180 Got
01:36:08.400 Shot
01:36:08.760 Yeah
01:36:09.100 So
01:36:10.000 At
01:36:10.140 This
01:36:10.320 Point
01:36:10.640 Probably
01:36:11.940 Gonna
01:36:12.180 Be
01:36:12.420 Your
01:36:12.600 Boy
01:36:12.900 Right
01:36:13.120 Yeah
01:36:13.580 Yeah
01:36:14.080 Chances
01:36:14.820 Happens
01:36:15.180 Twice
01:36:15.500 I
01:36:15.760 Don't
01:36:15.900 Want
01:36:16.120 That
01:36:16.400 No
01:36:16.620 You
01:36:16.740 Don't
01:36:16.880 Want
01:36:17.080 That
01:36:17.380 But
01:36:17.680 Yeah
01:36:17.860 I
01:36:17.980 Can
01:36:18.120 Just
01:36:18.280 Totally
01:36:18.520 Man
01:36:18.740 My
01:36:18.940 Whole
01:36:19.180 Life
01:36:19.460 I've
01:36:19.620 Had
01:36:19.740 That
01:36:19.880 Commitment
01:36:20.260 That
01:36:20.440 When
01:36:20.920 It
01:36:21.040 Comes
01:36:21.260 To
01:36:21.380 Relationships
01:36:21.960 And
01:36:22.120 Stuff
01:36:22.280 Like
01:36:22.420 That
01:36:22.560 Commitment
01:36:23.120 You
01:36:23.340 Know
01:36:23.500 Like
01:36:23.700 Not
01:36:24.020 Even
01:36:24.240 Never
01:36:33.900 I
01:36:34.220 Would
01:36:34.360 Never
01:36:34.720 Want
01:36:35.120 To
01:36:35.300 Fucking
01:36:35.640 Have
01:36:36.040 Somebody
01:36:36.440 Else
01:36:36.800 Have
01:36:37.540 A
01:36:37.700 Say
01:36:38.020 In
01:36:38.200 Who
01:36:38.460 I
01:36:38.640 Was
01:36:39.080 You
01:36:39.360 Know
01:36:39.600 That
01:36:41.880 Means
01:36:42.100 You're
01:36:42.280 Independent
01:36:42.740 You're
01:36:43.120 Strong
01:36:43.480 It
01:36:43.760 Does
01:36:44.060 But
01:36:44.260 It's
01:36:44.440 Also
01:36:44.700 About
01:36:45.240 Commitment
01:36:45.780 Like
01:36:46.000 You
01:36:46.160 Know
01:36:46.280 It's
01:36:46.460 Really
01:36:46.660 About
01:36:47.080 That's
01:36:47.840 True
01:36:47.940 Some
01:36:48.140 Of
01:36:48.180 It
01:36:48.260 Could
01:36:48.360 Be
01:36:48.500 Independence
01:36:48.940 But
01:36:49.520 I
01:36:49.940 Think
01:36:50.140 Some
01:36:50.360 Of
01:36:50.480 It's
01:36:50.620 About
01:36:50.900 Like
01:36:51.360 Yeah
01:36:52.540 I
01:36:52.660 Just
01:36:52.840 Want
01:36:53.040 To
01:36:53.120 Be
01:36:53.260 Totally
01:36:53.600 Stand
01:36:53.960 On
01:36:54.080 My
01:36:54.240 Own
01:36:54.480 And
01:36:55.020 I
01:36:55.140 Don't
01:36:55.280 Want
01:36:55.520 If
01:36:55.720 Somebody
01:36:56.020 Think
01:37:03.900 Reflect
01:37:04.460 On
01:37:04.660 You
01:37:04.840 Right
01:37:05.100 Yeah
01:37:05.460 Which
01:37:05.720 Is
01:37:05.840 Kind
01:37:06.000 Of
01:37:06.080 A
01:37:06.160 Crazy
01:37:06.400 Selfish
01:37:06.840 Way
01:37:06.980 To
01:37:07.120 Think
01:37:07.320 It's
01:37:07.540 Not
01:37:07.700 Even
01:37:07.860 It's
01:37:08.280 Not
01:37:08.400 A
01:37:08.500 Choice
01:37:08.760 I
01:37:08.940 Make
01:37:09.180 It's
01:37:09.380 Something
01:37:09.600 That
01:37:09.760 Was
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01:37:10.180 Into
01:37:10.480 Me
01:37:10.740 Right
01:37:11.080 You
01:37:11.420 Know
01:37:11.560 It's
01:37:11.740 Something
01:37:11.920 That
01:37:12.100 I
01:37:12.220 Know
01:37:12.400 Isn't
01:37:12.940 Healthy
01:37:13.340 Or
01:37:13.560 Conducive
01:37:14.080 To
01:37:14.260 Feeling
01:37:14.560 Okay
01:37:14.960 Isn't
01:37:15.880 It
01:37:16.020 Weird
01:37:16.380 How
01:37:16.600 We're
01:37:16.820 Like
01:37:17.000 These
01:37:17.220 Sensitive
01:37:17.780 Like
01:37:18.120 Of
01:37:18.400 All
01:37:18.940 The
01:37:19.140 Species
01:37:19.620 We're
01:37:19.900 Like
01:37:20.100 This
01:37:20.400 This
01:37:20.420 Most
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01:37:22.120 With
01:37:22.480 Feelings
01:37:23.040 And
01:37:23.260 Freudian
01:37:23.840 Issues
01:37:24.240 Like
01:37:24.440 A
01:37:24.780 Turtle
01:37:25.000 Doesn't
01:37:25.320 Think
01:37:25.500 About
01:37:25.700 His
01:37:25.860 Childhood
01:37:26.400 Yeah
01:37:27.100 A
01:37:27.360 Turtle's
01:37:27.660 Not
01:37:27.820 Like
01:37:28.000 My
01:37:28.180 Mom
01:37:28.500 Didn't
01:37:28.840 But
01:37:30.260 It's
01:37:30.400 Very
01:37:30.620 Valid
01:37:31.100 For
01:37:31.280 Humans
01:37:31.660 It's
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01:37:32.260 Like
01:37:33.260 They
01:37:33.380 Don't
01:37:33.520 Have
01:37:33.760 Issues
01:37:34.320 They
01:37:35.000 Don't
01:37:35.340 Need
01:37:35.620 Therapy
01:37:36.100 Animals
01:37:36.400 Don't
01:37:36.620 Need
01:37:36.780 Therapy
01:37:37.360 Yeah
01:37:37.800 That's
01:37:38.000 Why
01:37:38.480 Sometimes
01:37:38.760 I'm
01:37:38.920 Like
01:37:39.060 Are
01:37:39.240 We
01:37:39.440 This
01:37:39.720 Loose
01:37:40.280 End
01:37:40.720 Of
01:37:40.900 Existence
01:37:41.520 That's
01:37:41.740 Not
01:37:41.940 Are
01:37:42.060 We
01:37:42.160 Like
01:37:42.320 The
01:37:42.460 Appendix
01:37:43.120 You
01:37:43.260 Know
01:37:43.360 Are
01:37:43.500 We
01:37:43.660 Like
01:37:43.920 This
01:37:44.240 Thing
01:37:44.940 That
01:37:45.120 Wasn't
01:37:45.540 Supposed
01:37:45.840 To
01:37:46.000 Be
01:37:46.260 There
01:37:46.540 Like
01:37:46.760 You
01:37:47.100 Know
01:37:47.260 Like
01:37:47.540 The
01:37:47.660 Show
01:37:47.840 Lost
01:37:48.320 Kind
01:37:48.620 Of
01:37:48.740 Are
01:37:48.900 We
01:37:49.040 Like
01:37:49.260 The
01:37:49.400 Thing
01:37:49.660 That
01:37:49.980 Wasn't
01:37:51.160 Supposed
01:37:51.500 To
01:37:51.680 Happen
01:37:52.160 If
01:37:52.620 You
01:37:52.720 Lined
01:37:52.940 All
01:37:53.180 The
01:37:53.360 Animals
01:37:53.700 And
01:37:53.860 Stuff
01:37:54.040 Up
01:37:54.200 Like
01:37:54.380 We
01:37:54.540 Kind
01:37:55.000 Of
01:37:55.160 Fit
01:37:55.400 In
01:37:55.600 A
01:37:55.740 Little
01:37:55.960 Yeah
01:37:56.700 But
01:37:57.240 We're
01:37:57.440 Definitely
01:37:57.840 The
01:37:58.100 Outsider
01:37:58.720 For
01:37:59.140 Sure
01:37:59.660 Big
01:38:00.140 Time
01:38:00.520 We
01:38:00.700 Need
01:38:00.940 Pavement
01:38:01.700 We
01:38:02.260 Toilets
01:38:03.020 Yeah
01:38:04.520 That's
01:38:04.780 A
01:38:04.860 Good
01:38:04.980 Question
01:38:05.360 Maybe
01:38:05.660 This
01:38:05.920 Is
01:38:06.060 Just
01:38:06.240 An
01:38:06.420 Evolutionary
01:38:07.020 Mistake
01:38:07.580 Like
01:38:07.840 You
01:38:09.200 Know
01:38:09.420 Like
01:38:09.760 A
01:38:09.900 Byproduct
01:38:10.460 Of
01:38:10.760 Like
01:38:11.000 That
01:38:11.360 Evolutionary
01:38:12.580 Will
01:38:12.940 That
01:38:13.600 Carries
01:38:14.020 Species
01:38:14.680 Through
01:38:16.160 Time
01:38:16.660 Into
01:38:18.120 Survival
01:38:18.760 And
01:38:19.420 Maybe
01:38:19.600 We're
01:38:19.800 Just
01:38:20.020 Yeah
01:38:20.900 Maybe
01:38:21.580 We're
01:38:21.760 Just
01:38:21.920 A
01:38:22.060 Product
01:38:22.320 Of
01:38:22.500 That
01:38:22.640 Will
01:38:22.960 And
01:38:23.280 You're
01:38:24.460 Like
01:38:24.600 The
01:38:25.820 End
01:38:26.300 Result
01:38:26.660 Of
01:38:26.780 That
01:38:26.940 Is
01:38:27.100 Not
01:38:27.360 Supposed
01:38:27.820 To
01:38:27.980 Be
01:38:28.260 What
01:38:29.100 It
01:38:29.260 Is
01:38:29.580 Because
01:38:29.960 We
01:38:30.140 Kind
01:38:30.880 Of
01:38:31.000 Mastered
01:38:31.480 It
01:38:31.640 All
01:38:32.080 The
01:38:32.240 Other
01:38:32.420 Animals
01:38:32.860 Still
01:38:33.620 Have
01:38:33.780 Some
01:38:33.980 Weaknesses
01:38:34.560 But
01:38:34.720 We're
01:38:34.900 Like
01:38:35.080 Superman
01:38:35.540 Of
01:38:35.840 The
01:38:35.960 Species
01:38:36.420 Yeah
01:38:37.180 We're
01:38:37.340 Making
01:38:37.580 Shows
01:38:38.300 About
01:38:38.520 I mean
01:38:38.680 It's
01:38:38.820 Like
01:38:38.920 We're
01:38:39.100 Like
01:38:39.340 We're
01:38:39.880 Like
01:38:40.100 Yes
01:38:41.700 Like
01:38:42.160 Yeah
01:38:42.360 Like
01:38:42.580 We're
01:38:42.760 Making
01:38:42.960 Shows
01:38:43.320 About
01:38:43.540 Life
01:38:43.900 And
01:38:44.520 We're
01:38:44.660 Like
01:38:44.780 You're
01:38:45.000 Living
01:38:45.280 It
01:38:45.420 We're
01:38:45.520 Like
01:38:45.640 We're
01:38:46.120 Doing
01:38:46.280 It
01:38:46.420 Twice
01:38:46.840 Right
01:38:47.120 That
01:38:47.280 Way
01:38:47.420 Yeah
01:38:47.660 We're
01:38:47.840 Doing
01:38:48.020 Holograms
01:38:48.820 We're
01:38:48.960 Perfecting
01:38:49.660 We're
01:38:49.840 Making
01:38:50.100 It
01:38:50.220 Look
01:38:50.440 Perfect
01:38:50.820 Even
01:38:51.080 Though
01:38:51.220 It's
01:38:51.420 Not
01:38:51.840 Right
01:38:52.100 It's
01:38:52.240 Like
01:38:52.500 It's
01:38:54.180 Interesting
01:38:54.720 Man
01:38:54.960 It's
01:38:55.140 Interesting
01:38:55.440 To
01:38:55.640 Think
01:38:55.940 Yeah
01:38:57.120 But
01:38:57.500 Then
01:38:57.660 Also
01:39:05.960 Makes
01:39:06.920 You
01:39:07.080 Think
01:39:07.360 You're
01:39:07.660 Connected
01:39:08.240 To
01:39:08.420 Something
01:39:08.800 Else
01:39:09.040 That
01:39:09.200 There
01:39:09.340 Is
01:39:09.620 Some
01:39:09.840 Purpose
01:39:10.320 You
01:39:10.540 Know
01:39:10.660 Cause
01:39:10.860 I
01:39:10.980 Can
01:39:11.140 I
01:39:11.780 Mean
01:39:11.820 I
01:39:11.900 Have
01:39:12.000 No
01:39:12.220 Doubt
01:39:12.520 That
01:39:12.680 I
01:39:12.800 Feel
01:39:13.080 A
01:39:13.220 God
01:39:13.580 You
01:39:13.920 Know
01:39:14.100 So
01:39:14.360 I
01:39:14.720 Mean
01:39:14.840 It's
01:39:14.960 Just
01:39:15.060 My
01:39:15.280 Perception
01:39:15.900 Maybe
01:39:17.480 Maybe
01:39:18.140 That's
01:39:18.980 What
01:39:19.140 It's
01:39:19.360 Maybe
01:39:19.640 We
01:39:20.280 Evolved
01:39:20.900 In
01:39:21.680 Order
01:39:21.900 To
01:39:22.260 To
01:39:23.480 Fucking
01:39:24.160 Bitch
01:39:24.480 All
01:39:24.660 The
01:39:24.780 Other
01:39:24.940 Species
01:39:25.280 Who
01:39:25.560 Think
01:39:25.760 They're
01:39:25.900 The
01:39:26.020 Shit
01:39:26.320 Cause
01:39:26.800 They
01:39:26.900 Walk
01:39:27.160 Around
01:39:27.400 Arrogant
01:39:28.040 They're
01:39:28.360 Not
01:39:28.520 Humble
01:39:35.960 Look I
01:39:36.200 Get
01:39:36.480 It
01:39:36.600 You're
01:39:36.840 Beautiful
01:39:37.300 They're
01:39:37.980 So
01:39:38.260 Beautiful
01:39:38.700 They're
01:39:39.460 Fucking
01:39:39.700 Killing
01:39:40.020 Machines
01:39:40.440 And
01:39:40.560 They
01:39:40.660 Run
01:39:40.920 Shit
01:39:41.220 But
01:39:41.700 Not
01:39:41.900 Anymore
01:39:42.400 Not
01:39:43.340 Anymore
01:39:43.640 Dude
01:39:43.940 We'll
01:39:44.300 Get
01:39:44.440 Some
01:39:44.640 Fat
01:39:45.100 Lazy
01:39:45.600 Trophy
01:39:46.080 Hunter
01:39:46.360 Who's
01:39:46.840 A
01:39:46.980 CEO
01:39:47.340 Over
01:39:47.640 Here
01:39:47.900 Who
01:39:48.280 Wants
01:39:48.500 To
01:39:48.700 Feel
01:39:49.080 Because
01:39:49.620 He's
01:39:49.820 Got
01:39:50.020 Too
01:39:50.220 Much
01:39:50.560 Who
01:39:50.920 Come
01:39:51.160 And
01:39:51.280 Just
01:39:51.420 Shoot
01:39:51.640 You
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01:44:50.220 People
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01:44:51.760 Chris
01:44:52.040 Delia
01:44:52.260 Was
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01:44:52.440 I'm
01:44:52.540 Never
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01:44:53.000 Podcast
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01:44:53.960 Remember
01:44:54.180 Amy
01:44:54.400 Schumer
01:44:54.660 Was
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01:44:55.100 Poopoo
01:44:56.460 You
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01:44:57.300 And
01:44:57.540 Then
01:44:57.680 Now
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01:44:58.720 Done
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01:44:59.220 Or
01:45:00.040 If
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01:45:01.480 Yeah
01:45:01.820 You
01:45:02.120 Know
01:45:02.360 Yeah
01:45:02.800 Even
01:45:03.180 People
01:45:03.500 That's
01:45:03.780 Damn
01:45:04.000 Rich
01:45:04.360 I
01:45:04.500 Think
01:45:04.680 Biden
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01:45:05.720 Even
01:45:05.860 He
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01:45:06.700 Does
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01:45:07.140 If
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01:45:09.400 Ask
01:45:09.640 Him
01:45:09.740 He
01:45:09.880 Might
01:45:10.120 Say
01:45:10.360 Yes
01:45:10.760 That
01:45:13.020 Frickin
01:45:13.420 Child
01:45:13.780 Petitor
01:45:14.400 Yeah
01:45:14.920 Um
01:45:16.620 Let's
01:45:18.140 Look
01:45:18.500 At
01:45:18.700 This
01:45:18.940 Right
01:45:19.180 Here
01:45:19.480 Oh
01:45:19.720 Did
01:45:19.820 You
01:45:19.900 See
01:45:20.060 This
01:45:20.200 The
01:45:20.340 Man
01:45:20.700 What
01:45:21.340 Is
01:45:21.460 This
01:45:21.600 About
01:45:21.940 This
01:45:24.380 Is
01:45:24.520 The
01:45:24.700 Guy
01:45:24.940 That
01:45:25.100 Attack
01:45:25.600 Chappelle
01:45:26.580 Says
01:45:28.200 He
01:45:28.300 Was
01:45:28.440 Triggered
01:45:28.980 Yeah
01:45:29.280 Yeah
01:45:29.620 What
01:45:29.780 Is
01:45:29.880 It
01:45:30.080 Yeah
01:45:32.520 Which
01:45:32.820 Is
01:45:32.940 It
01:45:33.040 Also
01:45:33.260 It
01:45:33.400 Says
01:45:33.460 An
01:45:33.580 Apparent
01:45:33.880 Change
01:45:34.380 Of
01:45:34.560 An
01:45:34.840 Apparent
01:45:35.140 Change
01:45:35.600 Of
01:45:35.820 Tune
01:45:36.180 With
01:45:39.520 That
01:45:39.900 Seems
01:45:40.180 Like
01:45:40.580 Attorneys
01:45:41.800 Probably
01:45:42.080 Told
01:45:42.300 Him
01:45:42.380 To
01:45:42.480 Say
01:45:42.620 This
01:45:43.000 Huh
01:45:43.260 Yeah
01:45:44.180 That's
01:45:44.700 A
01:45:44.800 Good
01:45:44.920 Call
01:45:45.240 Yeah
01:45:45.620 Yeah
01:45:46.440 That
01:45:46.680 Gives
01:45:46.880 A
01:45:47.000 Much
01:45:47.380 More
01:45:47.660 Of
01:45:47.800 A
01:45:47.920 Leg
01:45:48.080 To
01:45:48.260 Stand
01:45:48.560 On
01:45:48.720 I
01:45:48.860 Feel
01:45:49.080 Like
01:45:49.300 Yeah
01:45:49.660 It
01:45:49.980 Gets
01:45:50.200 Like
01:45:50.360 Hey
01:45:50.500 This
01:45:50.700 Will
01:45:50.860 Get
01:45:51.040 Some
01:45:51.400 People
01:45:51.740 Behind
01:45:52.100 You
01:45:52.340 I
01:45:53.380 Thought
01:45:53.600 This
01:45:53.800 Was
01:45:53.960 Fake
01:45:54.340 Actually
01:45:54.660 When
01:45:54.800 I
01:45:54.900 First
01:45:55.220 Heard
01:45:55.480 About
01:45:55.740 This
01:45:56.180 Oh
01:45:57.120 Lee
01:45:57.340 Is
01:45:57.440 Quoted
01:45:57.700 As
01:45:57.880 Saying
01:45:58.120 I
01:45:58.360 Identify
01:45:58.760 As
01:45:58.880 Bisexual
01:45:59.340 I
01:46:07.400 Wanted him to know what he said was triggering I wanted him to the next time he should consider first running his material by people it could affect can you imagine the arrogance of that statement well if this guy's buyer you know the male side of him should have fricking attacked him
01:46:14.680 I'll say that
01:46:17.200 He should have attacked himself before he said it
01:46:19.320 Well it's just I don't you can't you can't then you don't need to listen to this man go listen to a man or woman that you really enjoy I think
01:46:28.620 Right
01:46:29.300 I thought they hired somebody to do this I really really did
01:46:33.800 I also like thought that with the slap you know Hollywood's 9-11 the Will Smith and Chris Rock slap at first I was like that's fake I think a lot of people thought
01:46:42.820 Because I guess a lot of people you know we stage shit now everything everyone's got to make a spectacle
01:46:48.120 To uh online that's what it's become you know
01:46:51.800 Yeah
01:46:52.360 It's like uh because we
01:46:53.700 It gets views
01:46:55.580 I mean the news even does that right they just create a spectacle with their headlines and their
01:46:59.700 Fear mongering and all that because it gets views we're all competing to get attention
01:47:04.660 So inevitably
01:47:05.780 You're like did they stage that for attention? There's always a
01:47:09.040 Question in your brain
01:47:10.620 Yeah and they beat the guy up pretty good
01:47:13.220 Um
01:47:14.360 But I'm even if I'm if I'm somebody I don't have anything going on you're like hey
01:47:18.740 I'll give you half a mil two hundred thousand
01:47:20.500 Some guys are gonna break a couple of your bones. Can you handle it?
01:47:24.860 If i'm already bisexual i'm probably by
01:47:27.140 Joints or whatever sure
01:47:28.860 I could probably take a shoulder out of socket
01:47:30.540 So you say even though you got beat it there is a chance it could still be
01:47:34.000 It could still be fake. Oh, I I i'm not saying that it definitely is but I would not have been shocked
01:47:40.000 I think you could find a guy for 200 grand
01:47:41.880 Yeah, that would take a take an ass whooping and go potentially he's not gonna go to jail
01:47:46.420 Do you think he'll go to jail?
01:47:48.420 That's I heard he's getting out, but I mean it happened in los angeles, right?
01:47:51.740 I feel like that's what happens in los angeles criminals get out
01:47:54.920 Yeah, get off now
01:47:55.960 So I mean, uh, especially if he says he was triggered by jokes
01:47:59.520 I feel like they go like oh we we must have had the wrong guy
01:48:02.780 But then I guess if you're trans say if you're trans and this guy's in trans
01:48:08.220 Well, he doesn't say he says he's bi
01:48:10.120 But then this dude is like you're dang
01:48:13.200 He's like you're a rudy rudiger kind of in me
01:48:17.940 You know, you know, I'm saying like if you're really on that side of the boat
01:48:21.560 He's like you're john brown
01:48:22.700 He's uh, I don't know who john brown is
01:48:25.560 John brown was down for cleveland
01:48:26.840 No, john brown was uh, the dude who attacked the armory to protest slavery
01:48:31.480 He was down for the like he did the crazy like kind of suicide mission
01:48:35.520 Oh, he did attack the armory and
01:48:37.440 Yeah, he was like down for the cause
01:48:39.820 But it's are people like heroizing this guy or the gay and trans community hero heroizing him?
01:48:46.700 I don't know. That's a good question. I don't know
01:48:49.100 I don't know how they I think he just came out saying this
01:48:54.600 So maybe they're maybe they're having their meeting now to figure out
01:48:58.440 How to praise him?
01:49:00.200 Maybe they're having their media meeting to go like oh, you know now we can
01:49:04.120 Now we can like him. I don't know what they're doing
01:49:07.420 Oh, yeah, because he's adding in also plus jokes earlier in the night
01:49:10.660 Made by an opener talking pediophilia rocked lee as well
01:49:15.340 He says he was sexually abused as a minor
01:49:17.500 Well, that's one of the side effects of being a damn minor these days
01:49:21.280 I feel like dude you got to get I mean
01:49:23.180 You got to get into a better industry if you guys are underground somebody's gonna touch your ass on the way up
01:49:27.720 Yeah, i'm i'm i'm
01:49:29.100 Disconcerting how much of that is going on like how much
01:49:32.800 I love how the guy's arm is out of socket and they still cough him
01:49:37.020 Oh my god
01:49:39.260 Yeah, dude the lord already cuffed this dude
01:49:43.580 You know what i'm saying bro
01:49:44.660 Seems a little redundant. Yeah, I mean his arm is backwards
01:49:49.920 Yeah
01:49:50.480 Um
01:49:53.260 How did they even get his arm back normal?
01:49:55.760 I mean, it looks like he's an action figure and like you pop it out
01:49:58.760 Different way that's 200,000 man. They spat on me and twisted me as if on purpose
01:50:04.920 Oh
01:50:06.620 Yeah, no, they definitely they definitely didn't do it on accident
01:50:09.780 He said as a but now they weren't doing it
01:50:11.440 They didn't break your arm on accident man good at least he's aware of that
01:50:16.000 This is interesting right here
01:50:17.220 I told him my mother and grandmother who fought for his civil rights to be able to speak would be upset at the things he said
01:50:22.700 This is a perfect example of what you were talking about earlier where things go kind of this full circle way where it's like
01:50:28.520 You you want
01:50:31.060 What were you saying earlier? You said
01:50:33.720 It's like you want to get these freedoms, but at a certain point that kind of like get too free. Yeah, yeah
01:50:39.900 It's itself. There's nowhere to go
01:50:41.180 Like uh, yeah, you're like dude, don't you you know
01:50:44.320 You you know how
01:50:46.480 Do you know how contradictory what you're saying?
01:50:50.460 You're saying my grandparents fought for this right you're like, yeah, that's why he's a
01:50:54.660 multi-millionaire comedian speaking freely, right?
01:50:58.520 Who's black, right? Exactly like that's the end of the right like yeah, that's at a certain point the end
01:51:03.940 That's you're doing you're doing what the cops would do to him back then or maybe sometimes now
01:51:09.300 But you're doing what like white america would have done to him back then
01:51:13.400 So what you're saying makes no fucking sense you're being the bad person, but he doesn't see that he has no awareness
01:51:18.820 Yeah, yeah, he's shutting down a black man doing comedy getting paid millions of dollars having being adorned by all these people who have paid to see him
01:51:29.600 you're stopping that because uh, you think you're doing it for civil rights. It's twisted logic
01:51:35.240 Well, it's interesting because it's like what's the thing then is it the vet the fact that you don't want him to like
01:51:40.500 Like if the money's not involved then it kind of changes it. What do you mean? Well, I guess like
01:51:48.340 man, it's so hard to think and say stuff
01:51:52.980 like
01:51:56.420 You want him to be able to speak and I don't know what I'm saying exactly
01:52:00.720 Well, you're saying them if the money's not involved well
01:52:02.920 Well, it's like civil rights like you want to you know freedom of speech like your grandma
01:52:06.440 He says my grandmother fought for his freedom of speech, right? Right?
01:52:10.360 So
01:52:10.760 Now he has that freedom of speech, right?
01:52:14.200 But is it because he's making money like why?
01:52:17.680 Why did he do it? What's his reasoning why he did it?
01:52:20.840 And what determines like is it what determines if his speech is?
01:52:25.320 Free or not like at what point is it the fact that he's making I don't know what i'm saying exactly
01:52:32.300 Well, I mean the ridiculous thing is he's making jokes, right?
01:52:36.020 So that's a weird it means your society's in a weird place
01:52:39.840 When the jesters are being attacked
01:52:42.820 Because right, this is specifically a place where he's making jokes. He's making jokes, man
01:52:48.140 I mean he says on the sign it's like this is a comedy show. It's a comedy weekend
01:52:51.420 I mean if even this guy knows that I mean dave chapelle's a comedian
01:52:54.920 Dave chapelle does not work at a auto body shop
01:52:59.760 Yeah, he's a comedian. Everyone knows who he is
01:53:01.840 People aren't paying to go watch him fix a car. They're watching him do jokes
01:53:06.540 And so when comedians are getting attacked you start going like oh society may be getting a little unhealthy
01:53:12.400 Because the kings, you know
01:53:15.100 They would keep a gesture around to keep them honest to tell them the truth with jokes
01:53:19.920 That's what we do. We sugarcoat the truth a little bit
01:53:21.920 So it's like, you know, I just want to say like hey, maybe the jester's right, right?
01:53:25.760 Isn't that what we do?
01:53:26.760 We kind of put a little candy over the truth like
01:53:29.600 You know, yeah, if you don't want to hear the jester anymore, then that's a little bit strange and there's something something strange
01:53:35.200 Something's off. That's society's not healthy and it's the black community keeps attacking their own kind. Yeah, which is bizarre
01:53:42.480 That is bizarre
01:53:44.480 All right, what else we got any other good news story came in
01:53:48.880 Sometimes it's nice to podcast because I don't have to go deal with the rest of my life
01:53:53.520 Isn't that crazy? Even though it's a great life. It's like I just have to make choices and do things
01:53:58.100 I think the same reason why you listen to a podcast or watch a movie
01:54:00.820 It's like sometimes it's like you just don't want to have to
01:54:03.700 I don't know. I sound ungrateful
01:54:05.640 No, but I know what you're saying is right now you're in the moment. You're not thinking about yeah tough stuff
01:54:10.740 Yeah, that's what i'm saying. Yeah, I'm just not having to think about tougher stuff, you know
01:54:13.340 My sister's trying to buy a house. I'm gonna help her look at that
01:54:15.980 It's like i'm have to make choices about you know all cool stuff, but it's like
01:54:19.980 There just feels like less responsibility right now
01:54:22.780 But that's why the audience probably connects with it so much because you like you said you're doing the same thing they're doing
01:54:27.180 We're both taking a break. Yeah, you're taking a break the audience taking a break
01:54:31.260 And when it's over it's like oh right now I gotta go help my sister buy a house. I gotta get back to shit
01:54:35.780 Yeah
01:54:37.560 There's probably someone watching right now who also is helping their sister buy a house
01:54:42.600 Yeah, that's true
01:54:43.500 What do we have here?
01:54:48.840 Yeah, here's an interesting one new york high court to determine if bronx zoo elephant is a person
01:54:54.340 Why not? Why not 2022? Why not?
01:54:58.780 Is it a person?
01:54:59.780 I mean what is going on?
01:55:02.640 Has it paid taxes? That's what I want to know
01:55:04.960 I mean, how would they even mix those two up? How would they
01:55:11.860 If it was a person, how did they get how did they get to a point where an article needed to be written that they were going to investigate whether it was true?
01:55:20.500 How do you mistake those two things? One's like 10 tons. The other is like 300 pounds if it eats fast food
01:55:27.280 It's a big difference
01:55:29.200 Jesus Christ
01:55:31.180 It says that
01:55:31.740 Can she can the elephant be considered a person?
01:55:36.040 A question was before new york's highest court wednesday in a closely watched case of whether a basic human right can be extended to an animal
01:55:42.860 Oh, so it's more that. Okay. It's more the rights of the animal
01:55:45.640 They said it's in a one acre prison
01:55:49.040 You know, this goes back to like black. Have you seen that movie black?
01:55:56.040 Black fish
01:55:57.880 It's about like black something happened to black fish even like whenever
01:56:01.760 Whales or whatever
01:56:03.860 With the zoo and they put them in there in san diego and people got upset about it
01:56:08.840 But it's like
01:56:11.440 Do you think if you see a like
01:56:15.480 The animal's safer in this space, but is it getting
01:56:19.760 Its true
01:56:21.760 Existence?
01:56:24.260 I think that's the question and it's almost the same thing we've been talking about with humans
01:56:27.920 It's like we're safer in this space for sure
01:56:30.820 There's bumpers on everything. There's insurance. There's lawyer. There's you're as safe as you could be
01:56:36.800 You can buy braces through the mail
01:56:38.860 a woman the other night had me sign her
01:56:41.160 metal leg and it had like a
01:56:43.600 a little thing in it where it also sorts coins on the side of it, right? Like
01:56:48.020 we're living in a fucking brookstone, right?
01:56:51.980 But are we getting
01:56:53.540 the
01:56:55.820 are we getting the most the most
01:56:58.080 Natural experience that's almost what's happening here, right? Right is are we not fulfill is it the most fulfilling?
01:57:04.840 Yeah, it's exactly what's happening here
01:57:06.740 Yeah, the non-human rights project wants her to move from a one acre prison at the zoo to a more spacious sanctuary
01:57:11.600 Because with all these things they're like just set them free
01:57:15.360 Yeah, well, this doesn't even sound like they're returning them to their natural habitat where they'd be this just is like they're getting
01:57:21.500 They're just they're upgrading their from a condo to a mansion
01:57:26.300 to have more spacious, you know
01:57:28.640 They'd still have that same safety or whatever. Yeah, I'd say maybe the more humane thing ironically would be to put them back into the
01:57:36.280 Being an elephant
01:57:38.500 Yeah
01:57:39.040 Is suited for nature where it can look around, you know, because elephants can intimidate lions, you know, yeah, and that probably makes them feel good and now they don't have that
01:57:47.660 That's taken away, you know, yeah, that must build an elephant self-esteem when lions come around and be like, you know, we're hungry
01:57:54.980 We may take you down
01:57:56.280 Yeah, an elephant goes dude. I'm 10 tons
01:57:58.720 You can try it, but I may stop one of you
01:58:02.000 Yeah, it's gonna be bad for somebody
01:58:03.880 Yeah, is something gonna come down and say hey
01:58:07.200 You guys are doing it wrong
01:58:10.660 Right
01:58:11.120 Go back to uh
01:58:12.780 But here's the weird thing if we went back
01:58:16.120 Wouldn't we try to get back here to be safer?
01:58:20.080 I don't know that's the thing
01:58:21.500 And who, what or who would keep you in line to
01:58:24.800 Yeah, like if someone came up, like if we had to survive against predators that were trying to kill us, like back in the day, like hyenas, saber-toothed tigers
01:58:32.960 And then there was a dude who figured out a way to like effectively keep them at bay
01:58:38.680 Who would be, would there be a judge, some sort of judge that came in and be like, dude, dude, dude, you can't advance that much
01:58:44.380 Right
01:58:44.820 We gotta keep it like that
01:58:45.940 But then even having that judge is kind of advanced
01:58:48.500 So it's uh, it's a, you can't get out of the quagmire
01:58:52.980 It's a, you can't escape it
01:58:54.740 We're always gonna try to
01:58:56.540 Find a smart way to outsmart these predators
01:59:00.060 And that makes us more human and softer
01:59:02.780 Because we use our brain, that's what we have
01:59:04.800 Gorillas got strength
01:59:06.700 Right, this is almost, is this the best case scenario where we are?
01:59:11.100 Dude, if we're just left to deal with predators with jiu-jitsu
01:59:14.440 I don't know how effective it will be
01:59:18.240 Because that's essentially what we're advocating for
01:59:20.540 One more generation, we'll have some freaking gangsters out there
01:59:23.180 We could take out a lion
01:59:23.980 I think so
01:59:24.920 Probably, yeah
01:59:25.840 People, they're getting some talent, man
01:59:27.920 John Jones could beat a lot of animals
01:59:30.080 You think so?
01:59:31.220 Yeah
01:59:31.400 I think so for a second, yeah
01:59:33.120 For a little bit, man
01:59:34.940 I think, um, there's, I mean, there's old stories of Dustin Poirier beating, you know, 20 raccoons outside of a bar in Lafayette
01:59:44.100 He tried to get jumped by raccoons
01:59:45.720 Bro, it's a dangerous game down there, bro
01:59:48.000 I'm just saying
01:59:48.540 Look, there's a, there is, there's a lot of, I think, mythology out there about humans fighting animals, you know?
01:59:56.140 The Greeks used to have a lot of it
01:59:57.420 Did they?
01:59:57.880 Yeah, fighting animals
01:59:58.920 Yeah
01:59:59.900 Because we, I mean, they try, like, or is this the best?
02:00:02.960 Is this where we are?
02:00:04.320 Obviously, this is where we are
02:00:05.700 This is, we would probably just do this again
02:00:09.900 I know what you're saying
02:00:11.040 You're basically saying we overdid it
02:00:13.340 Where we took the fun out of it
02:00:15.400 We took, like, the game out of it
02:00:17.060 Which makes you, like, think and immerses you in the game of, like, survival
02:00:20.960 Because now we can just nuke predators
02:00:23.880 That's too much
02:00:25.180 It's not fair
02:00:26.100 It's not fair, man
02:00:27.260 I always like the idea that people can do, like, if somebody wants to fight an animal with a knife or something
02:00:32.880 I think that's fair, you know?
02:00:35.120 I don't, sometimes with the hunting stuff, I'm not an anti-hunter at all, like
02:00:38.260 But I would love to see more hand-to-hand combat with animals
02:00:41.820 That would be great
02:00:46.000 That would be great to see
02:00:47.640 Yeah, it's more of a fair fight
02:00:49.100 I feel like we'd lose a lot, though, is my only problem
02:00:52.200 Hell yeah, we would, dude
02:00:53.160 Every week there's a video of some guy losing to a goose at a damn local watering hole
02:00:57.300 Yeah
02:00:57.860 There's some guy's kid getting his, one of his ears nipped off by a damn goslin or whatever
02:01:03.360 Yeah, I mean, even if the goslin cuts weight
02:01:05.720 It's still unfair
02:01:07.660 It's still fucking, it's got that animal strength always
02:01:11.160 It's got the advantage, and that's why I think, like, we'll always invent a knife
02:01:14.640 Yeah
02:01:15.140 In order to compete, or else we go extinct
02:01:17.000 Like, dude, you know what the crazy shit is?
02:01:19.420 We were not the apex predator for most of our existence
02:01:22.640 Only the past couple thousand years did we figure some shit out
02:01:26.460 But for, like, hundreds of thousands of years
02:01:29.040 Fucking, we got eaten
02:01:31.520 Wow
02:01:31.980 We didn't figure it out until we teamed up with dogs
02:01:34.820 They, they, they, they ran
02:01:37.320 They did a lot of the recon
02:01:38.100 They did recon for us, and like, yo, bad shit's coming
02:01:40.680 We hid, whatever we needed
02:01:41.820 And they fought off lions for us and shit
02:01:43.620 And then we were able to, they gave us some time to sit around and think about it
02:01:46.700 And figure shit out, build a knife
02:01:48.260 Because you can't figure out how to build a knife when you're constantly being hunted
02:01:51.320 Yeah
02:01:51.820 You can't think
02:01:53.000 It's not a moment to think
02:01:54.220 It's like having anxiety all the time
02:01:55.880 You can't, you know, you can't do your best work when you're anxious
02:01:58.940 So
02:02:00.140 Oh, amen, man
02:02:01.640 Amen, dude, I feel that
02:02:04.640 Yeah
02:02:04.960 At a deep level, dude
02:02:06.220 Giannis, thanks so much for coming, man
02:02:08.640 Thank you, man
02:02:09.380 It's cool, bro
02:02:09.840 I really, really appreciate it
02:02:11.020 Nice to meet you on camera, chat
02:02:12.600 Yeah
02:02:13.140 It was nice, it was a fun ride, yeah
02:02:14.640 Yeah, it's been a lot of fun
02:02:15.860 And you can check out his special Mom Love
02:02:17.500 It's on YouTube right now
02:02:18.740 And he's got some amazing characters
02:02:21.240 That you gotta watch on YouTube as well
02:02:24.600 I know they're old
02:02:25.280 I know you may feel past those in some ways or whatever
02:02:27.820 I, I, yeah
02:02:28.860 But man, so crazy, bro
02:02:30.900 You gotta go watch
02:02:32.240 Watch some more Giannis Papas if you're not familiar with him
02:02:35.300 And yeah, man
02:02:37.420 Thank you so much for coming on
02:02:38.560 Dude, thank you
02:02:39.360 I appreciate it
02:02:40.180 Yeah
02:02:40.440 Now I'm just floating on the breeze
02:02:44.040 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves
02:02:46.980 I must be cornerstone
02:02:50.300 Oh, but when I reach that ground
02:02:54.860 I'll share this peace of mind
02:02:57.020 I found I can feel it in my bones
02:03:01.180 But it's gonna take a little time
02:03:06.860 For me to set that parking brake
02:03:10.720 And let myself unwind
02:03:13.460 Shine that light on me
02:03:17.460 I'll sit and tell you my stories
02:03:23.160 Shine on me
02:03:28.160 And I will find a song
02:03:32.380 I will sing it just for you
02:03:35.800 And now I've been moving way too fast
02:03:43.340 On a runaway train
02:03:44.720 With a heavy load of my past
02:03:48.200 And these rails that I've been riding on
02:03:53.780 They weren't so thin that they're damn near gone
02:03:56.540 I guess now they just weren't
02:03:58.460 Built to be
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