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00:03:36.500 Today's guest is that young leader.

00:03:39.440 He was named to Forbes 30 Under 30 list.

00:03:42.520 He's a content creator, prankster.

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00:03:58.620 Today's guest is Mr. Kyle Foregard.

00:04:01.200 Shine that light on me

00:04:04.960 I'll sit and tell you my stories

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00:04:15.680 And I will find a song

00:04:19.880 I've been singing

00:04:21.080 I love this day

00:04:22.200 I don't know if any, like, people say stop drinking water past, like, 7 p.m. or some shit.

00:04:33.380 Yeah.

00:04:33.740 I just, I love water.

00:04:35.240 Yeah, I like it.

00:04:36.020 Like, people are like, yo, you need to drink more water and shit.

00:04:38.020 Like, they always complain, but I don't have that issue, honestly.

00:04:40.500 Yeah.

00:04:40.880 I'm just the hydrated guy, straight up.

00:04:42.520 Really?

00:04:42.940 Yeah.

00:04:43.280 Oh, wow.

00:04:44.140 I'd say so.

00:04:45.160 That's good.

00:04:45.820 Yeah.

00:04:46.200 I think it's good.

00:04:47.400 Do you like to swim, though?

00:04:49.660 Um, if it's hot out.

00:04:52.360 Yeah.

00:04:52.840 Yeah.

00:04:53.580 I'm not the best swimmer, but

00:04:54.840 Yeah, I'm not a great swimmer.

00:04:55.600 I'll get in there and do a little front crawl.

00:04:57.240 Yeah.

00:04:57.840 A little doggy paddle.

00:04:59.040 Yeah.

00:04:59.840 I'm not the best swimmer.

00:05:00.980 I'm usually kind of in the urban section of the, or whatever, you know?

00:05:04.620 What does that mean?

00:05:05.180 Like, people that can't swim?

00:05:06.320 I don't know.

00:05:06.940 I wouldn't say that, but I would say, like, yeah, if they had, like, a Memphis area of the pool,

00:05:11.860 I think that's kind of where I'm usually hanging out at, you know?

00:05:14.580 I feel you.

00:05:15.180 When I get into the deep end, it is like, I mean, I, I'm swimming with every, my legs

00:05:20.360 become arms.

00:05:21.080 I'm using every, it's almost like I'm trying to stay out of the water.

00:05:23.440 Okay.

00:05:23.900 You know?

00:05:24.420 I feel you.

00:05:24.840 So, um, Kyle Forgard, thanks for being here, man.

00:05:28.480 Appreciate it, bro.

00:05:28.980 Yeah.

00:05:29.140 Good to see you, dude.

00:05:30.200 So, um, I just wanted to start some of my audience are, and some people in the world,

00:05:34.900 I think you hear Nelk all the time, right?

00:05:37.000 So just what is it?

00:05:39.480 Um, I guess there's, there's different layers to Nelk.

00:05:42.340 I guess with like the content side, Nelk is like, you know, it's a group of guys basically

00:05:46.640 just doing stupid shit.

00:05:47.880 I guess people say that we're this generation's jackass, which is like a huge compliment I'd

00:05:52.340 say too.

00:05:52.800 But I mean, I think they do more like crazier stunts, like shit we could never do.

00:05:58.160 And we're more like kind of pranks and partying and just honestly, just like vlogging our life

00:06:02.900 type shit.

00:06:03.400 But, and yeah, we have a big YouTube channel that has like almost 8 million subscribers

00:06:07.280 now, which we started 10 years ago.

00:06:10.100 Wow.

00:06:10.700 So we have that.

00:06:11.520 We're just uploading funny shit on Instagram, YouTube.

00:06:13.960 And then, yeah, the kind of, I think what separates us is like, we never really made a

00:06:18.880 lot of money off YouTube because we were quote unquote R rated.

00:06:22.020 Oh, cause they flagged it.

00:06:23.260 Cause they flagged it.

00:06:23.960 Yeah.

00:06:24.200 So, you know, everyone complains now like, oh, I don't make money off YouTube.

00:06:27.120 But to me, that's like an old song and dance.

00:06:29.380 Like we've been dealing with that for like our whole career.

00:06:31.840 So for me, that's like repetitive to hear now.

00:06:33.720 So, but it was kind of a blessing in disguise because we had to get smart and kind of build

00:06:38.640 businesses around our content in order to like, you know, fund our operation.

00:06:43.040 Right.

00:06:43.340 So I think the fact that we weren't making money, like our fans really, no one understood

00:06:48.180 it.

00:06:48.400 They're like, why?

00:06:49.040 Like, why can't they just find ads that are like 18 plus or some shit, but there was

00:06:54.220 no ads ever.

00:06:54.920 So we kind of just started our own businesses like merch and yeah, I think people really

00:06:59.680 fucked with it.

00:07:00.260 You know, we were kind of like the underdogs.

00:07:02.100 Ah, I see.

00:07:02.760 So yeah, there was that.

00:07:03.520 Yeah.

00:07:03.660 Cause like the send it full send, all of that, that became a lot of y'alls.

00:07:07.360 That was like one of the merch lines, right?

00:07:08.900 Yeah.

00:07:09.100 Full send.

00:07:09.720 Okay.

00:07:09.960 That's like something that I don't know if we invented it, but we kind of like coined

00:07:12.920 it and shit.

00:07:14.160 And we started saying it in videos and then it kind of became something bigger than us.

00:07:18.440 Yeah.

00:07:18.760 Oh, I was at a funeral one time and the kid was, yeah, it was like a, like a 22 year old

00:07:23.120 dude.

00:07:23.320 He's getting buried.

00:07:24.580 And, uh, his stepdad was like, send him.

00:07:28.240 He sent it.

00:07:28.900 Yeah.

00:07:30.200 Yeah.

00:07:30.560 I was like, damn bro.

00:07:31.940 Fuck.

00:07:32.180 That funeral was probably lit.

00:07:33.220 I was like, fucking turn up, dude.

00:07:34.940 Dude.

00:07:35.140 I was at a funeral one time, um, and they, uh, the DJ or whatever had like a stroke or

00:07:41.980 something in there, dude.

00:07:42.980 And he like, when he hit the machine, it played like a Nelly song in the fucking, uh, in the,

00:07:48.480 uh, service, you know, uh, it was that song like apple bottom gene.

00:07:53.360 You know what I'm talking about?

00:07:53.920 That's low by T pain.

00:07:55.020 Oh, sorry.

00:07:55.320 So that's what it was.

00:07:56.060 It was.

00:07:56.480 Yeah.

00:07:56.760 So everybody's just sitting there and people's crying and stuff and fucking Randall's dead,

00:08:01.160 dude.

00:08:01.380 And then suddenly you just hear a fucking, and people are like, what's going on?

00:08:05.460 And people are like yelling or like kind of pointing over that area.

00:08:08.160 And the guy in there, I mean, it's sad, but he'd had a stroke, you know?

00:08:12.140 And he's like, yeah.

00:08:13.100 Cause he was just, you know, running the, I guess they had an electric organ or whatever,

00:08:16.440 you know?

00:08:16.800 But that's, I don't know.

00:08:18.360 God sometimes like has like funny stuff he does.

00:08:21.380 Um, so how did Nelk start?

00:08:23.580 I just, because I think there's a lot of audience that doesn't know, you know?

00:08:26.360 So I just want my audience to, sometimes I don't do the best job of like getting to know

00:08:31.120 who the guest is and where they're at, you know?

00:08:33.860 Um, yeah, it started, I mean, I've just been making videos ever since I was young, like

00:08:38.080 grade five, grade six, just like fucking around with the camera, making like funny shit.

00:08:43.120 And then like little, even like short films and then, um, just uploading them on Facebook

00:08:48.680 and shit like that.

00:08:49.640 I probably honestly, if we found the Facebook ones, I think I'd be canceled for sure.

00:08:52.920 Like, you know, the humor back then too.

00:08:55.080 Like, yeah, I still use it.

00:08:56.580 Like, yeah, you probably do, but like gay jokes could fly and shit, like crazy shit.

00:09:01.240 I remember what we were doing, but, um, shit like that, just messing around with friends,

00:09:04.720 making funny skits and shit.

00:09:06.180 And then getting into YouTube, um, and in high school, I was kind of always good at video,

00:09:11.440 like all sides of video, like the filmmaking side too, like editing, directing and shit

00:09:16.740 like that.

00:09:17.360 You have to have your touch on it.

00:09:18.660 I think, especially if you're creative, you have to be able to do that kind of stuff.

00:09:21.540 That was the thing with YouTube too.

00:09:22.520 Everyone that was coming up, like you got to be multi-layered, you got to have the on

00:09:26.500 camera shit.

00:09:27.220 And then you got to also be able to be your own producer, right?

00:09:30.200 That's all the YouTubers that make it kind of do both.

00:09:32.740 Yeah.

00:09:33.080 So I was good at both.

00:09:34.420 I always knew I was going to do something in film.

00:09:36.760 Um, and I was like applying to go to film school and shit.

00:09:39.920 And, um, but we started uploading shit on YouTube and it slowly started getting traction,

00:09:44.180 like 10k views and then 50k views.

00:09:47.420 So huge.

00:09:47.920 Remember when you were your first 10k?

00:09:49.360 Bro, it's sick.

00:09:50.300 And there was this thing, um.

00:09:51.440 Did you jerk off, you think?

00:09:53.060 Did I jerk off to the views?

00:09:54.300 I mean, not to them, but when you saw.

00:09:55.880 I think I might've jerked to my first YouTube check.

00:09:57.700 Yeah.

00:09:58.000 It was like a grand.

00:09:59.160 Ooh.

00:10:00.160 Probably.

00:10:01.080 That thing's damp, cuz.

00:10:02.520 Bro.

00:10:03.140 It was lit.

00:10:03.680 And it was like, uh, it was called like the YouTube partner program.

00:10:06.760 And I saw like other YouTubers, they were like making a living off YouTube.

00:10:10.760 And I was like, no fucking way you can like make a living off YouTube.

00:10:15.100 Like you just get paid to upload fucking YouTube videos.

00:10:18.040 Like that sounds like the dream to me.

00:10:19.780 So we kept applying and we kept getting denied.

00:10:23.220 And then eventually we got it.

00:10:24.620 So we would start making like a thousand bucks a month, 2000 bucks a month, you know,

00:10:28.340 like just enough to kind of like, you know, just fund some shit, like do videos and shit.

00:10:33.580 And then, um.

00:10:34.360 Well, then you're a business at that point.

00:10:35.680 You become a businessman.

00:10:36.820 Yeah, I guess so.

00:10:37.540 Right?

00:10:37.720 Like in a way, it's like business, you know, it's like you start to create something, it

00:10:40.660 makes some money.

00:10:41.320 And then that's when you're like, okay, now this is a business.

00:10:43.780 Yeah.

00:10:44.000 So I was in film school and shit.

00:10:45.880 And I told my parents, I was like, I think the videos were getting like, you know, 100,000

00:10:49.840 views.

00:10:50.720 And I was like, yo, I think if I want to ever do, be my own boss and do anything in this

00:10:55.960 fucking like genre or whatever, I think this is the way to go.

00:10:59.360 So just like build my own shit, be my own boss.

00:11:02.400 And then I can kind of do whatever I want when I kind of make it.

00:11:06.300 Right.

00:11:06.660 And what was their response to that?

00:11:08.040 Were they, they, they believed in me because yeah, they, they kind of believed in me and

00:11:11.360 they saw like the money coming in.

00:11:12.900 I think it was like blind faith, to be honest, which is cool.

00:11:16.060 Like a lot of people say like my parents never fucking supported me, but mine was like

00:11:19.200 the opposite.

00:11:19.980 Wow.

00:11:20.460 So it was pretty cool.

00:11:21.600 But, um, and then we moved to LA.

00:11:23.640 I say I worked at a golf course, so I saved up like all summer, just fucking slaving at the

00:11:28.860 golf course.

00:11:29.520 And were you meeting?

00:11:30.220 Was there some cool people you would see at the golf course?

00:11:31.860 Oh yeah.

00:11:32.180 It was like all my buddies.

00:11:33.760 I think like actually, yeah, four people that work for us now, they worked for me.

00:11:38.380 They worked with me at the golf course.

00:11:39.980 Really?

00:11:40.280 I got like six of my Canadian buddies from back home and they all work with us now.

00:11:44.600 They all live in Cali too, which is sick.

00:11:46.960 Yeah.

00:11:47.740 Yeah.

00:11:47.920 The golf course was lit though.

00:11:49.400 We need more Canadian imports too.

00:11:50.900 Cause it's kind of not fair.

00:11:51.740 Mexican does all these people, you know?

00:11:53.580 There's so many, there's so many importing of Mexicans, right?

00:11:55.260 Right.

00:11:55.440 It's like there is a lot of Canadians though too.

00:11:57.260 Yeah, but I'd love to see a ton of them just rush over the woods at one point.

00:12:00.600 You know what I'm saying?

00:12:01.160 Like one of those, what's it called?

00:12:02.220 Those, uh, what did Trump call it?

00:12:04.820 Um.

00:12:06.000 When like a shit ton of them come across the border at once.

00:12:07.980 Oh yeah, like a migra, uh.

00:12:09.460 Fuck, what's the word?

00:12:10.360 Like a cumpleaños?

00:12:11.920 Huh?

00:12:12.220 Like a wave?

00:12:12.900 No, he called it something like, it was a really good name.

00:12:15.340 It was?

00:12:16.120 Yeah.

00:12:16.840 Can you look it up for us, Zach?

00:12:18.420 I think it's like a quinceanier.

00:12:19.780 I don't know, it depends on how old they are.

00:12:22.380 Um.

00:12:23.020 But yeah, one of those.

00:12:23.760 There's like a huge, that would be pretty cool.

00:12:26.280 Dude, if you had a bunch of Canadians roll in, dude.

00:12:28.620 We should kind of organize that.

00:12:29.600 And then they had to fight in fucking like Ohio or something.

00:12:31.980 Yeah.

00:12:32.220 Yeah.

00:12:32.600 And then what the, like ISIS to go to the Canadian border and like keep everyone out.

00:12:37.180 That'd be pretty cool.

00:12:38.200 Dude, how weird will it get when we have to hire ISIS to come protect our borders?

00:12:41.540 ISIS or ICE?

00:12:43.000 Oh, both probably.

00:12:44.080 I mean, it's getting pretty dicey down there.

00:12:45.580 We had a border patrol agent on and he said it's just crazy.

00:12:48.620 Really?

00:12:49.400 Bro, he said it's bananas.

00:12:50.760 He said, well, first of all, the cartels own a lot of the land by the border or they like hypothetically own it, right?

00:12:57.860 So if you're bringing across a, I don't know what we call it, illegal alien, a migrant, somebody who's coming in, right?

00:13:05.600 Then you have to pay those, the cartels have to be paid for you to use that part of the land to get to the border.

00:13:13.060 So there's all.

00:13:14.880 So there's like a whole, there's little levels of business that are going on on that side, right?

00:13:18.880 And then a lot of times that you pay a certain amount and they just guarantee that they'll get you to the border.

00:13:24.920 It's like.

00:13:25.700 So this is like Mexicans paying to come to the US.

00:13:28.360 Right.

00:13:28.880 Wow.

00:13:29.280 And then you got to pay, it's like an extra, like sometimes they'll hit you at the last minute.

00:13:32.400 It's like two or more if you want to get over.

00:13:33.860 You're like, what the.

00:13:34.540 So the cartel is making money off all these people traveling, trying to like escape to the US.

00:13:40.160 Right.

00:13:40.760 So it's just a whole fucking money grab.

00:13:42.400 It's a huge racket.

00:13:43.700 And then a lot of times they'll get.

00:13:45.000 That's crazy.

00:13:45.360 They'll get people there.

00:13:46.160 And then they, if they get busted, a lot of times the problem that the guy was saying was that they don't.

00:13:52.720 There's no prosecution.

00:13:53.820 There's no follow up by the US.

00:13:55.260 So the border police will like last or whatever.

00:13:57.740 I don't know how they have to do it now.

00:13:59.300 But, but then they don't get prosecuted.

00:14:02.740 So like a month later, it's the same dude running across with like.

00:14:05.700 That shit to me is like, I'm Canadian too.

00:14:07.600 But I mean, it's so crazy that the US like isn't allowed to have like a border.

00:14:12.020 I don't know.

00:14:12.620 It's so, to me, like, it's so dumb how people don't understand that.

00:14:17.600 Like it's not like you're racist or anything.

00:14:19.320 It's just like every country has to have a border.

00:14:21.480 Yeah, you have to have like a organized system.

00:14:25.440 Yeah.

00:14:25.620 Like Ronald Reagan had a, there was, I think it was during the Reagan administration.

00:14:29.800 And maybe Zach, you can look this up where they had, you got to sponsor someone who was coming across.

00:14:34.120 So say you were a family that could take care of yourself or that was big hearted, you know.

00:14:38.540 You could say, okay, we're going to sponsor Hector, you know, or Oscar, you know.

00:14:42.440 And he's going to come stay with us and we're going to, you know, he's going to have like a, not like a parole officer, but almost like this social parole officer here in the US.

00:14:52.960 So that there's a level of connection.

00:14:57.260 So then like the ICE or whoever, the authorities would have this American person that's connected to the person who's coming over.

00:15:05.800 Right.

00:15:05.960 So it's kind of like a program, you know.

00:15:07.580 Yeah.

00:15:07.820 I mean, you got to have some sort of system, right?

00:15:09.940 Yeah.

00:15:10.260 Amnesty for illegal immigrants.

00:15:11.460 Let me see it at the nations.

00:15:13.680 Yeah.

00:15:13.900 So basically Ronald Reagan cracked down on that, but he did have a thing that if you were in there before 1982, you had amnesty, which is kind of not protocol for the right typically.

00:15:23.760 But I think you're right.

00:15:24.940 He did have like a program where he kind of sponsored people.

00:15:27.340 There was a program.

00:15:28.200 Yeah.

00:15:28.520 Anyway, it's just been interesting what went on down there.

00:15:30.640 But okay.

00:15:31.680 So we have NELC.

00:15:32.660 You guys get it put together in Canada, right?

00:15:35.140 Yeah.

00:15:35.560 And then you're doing good.

00:15:36.780 Now at that point when you roll out of here and you decide to come to LA, did your whole family come?

00:15:40.600 No, it was myself, Jesse, who used to be with us.

00:15:44.260 Yeah.

00:15:44.460 I love him.

00:15:45.020 And two other guys.

00:15:45.900 Yeah.

00:15:46.240 Yeah.

00:15:46.420 So yeah, Jesse came with us too.

00:15:48.340 And yeah, I think I was like 19 at the time.

00:15:51.360 I'm 28 now.

00:15:52.180 So it was almost 10 years ago.

00:15:53.860 It's crazy to think of, bro.

00:15:55.660 And yeah, we like just going to LA, you know, like landing at the airport, you see the palm trees and shit.

00:15:59.980 Like, and yeah, we were pretty broke at the time.

00:16:03.600 Like we saved up money and shit.

00:16:04.900 But also if you're Canadian, you can't sign a full year lease because like you don't have a SIN number or anything like that.

00:16:10.980 So we got rinsed with the fucking like short-term rental shit too.

00:16:15.340 So it was like kind of expensive to stay, you know?

00:16:17.500 Yeah.

00:16:17.680 Yeah.

00:16:17.840 Cause they bite you pretty hard on that.

00:16:19.780 So, so we had to deal with that too.

00:16:21.640 And then, but yeah, we, we, we hit like our first like viral video.

00:16:25.200 We did like the Coke prank on cops.

00:16:27.040 I don't know if you ever seen that one.

00:16:28.140 We put like a bunch of Coca-Cola in the trunk of a car.

00:16:32.400 And then we like got put, we like parked in a suspicious area and then we told the cops we had cocaine and they arrested us.

00:16:39.340 And then they saw the Coca-Cola.

00:16:40.980 That one has got like 50 million views now.

00:16:43.240 Fuck.

00:16:43.320 It's so crazy.

00:16:44.280 Yeah.

00:16:44.440 That was our first big one.

00:16:45.420 What is something like that gets 50 million views earn you?

00:16:48.540 Like what can it earn you?

00:16:49.700 I don't think we didn't make anything off that, but theoretically, I guess 50 mil.

00:16:55.980 I mean, some people make a thousand per million at the lowest, but you could make, you can make like 5,000 per million.

00:17:03.560 So that could be anywhere from 50 K to 250 K.

00:17:06.380 Wow.

00:17:07.360 But then it also does get your name out there, which also has just as much value.

00:17:10.980 Yeah.

00:17:11.080 For sure.

00:17:11.420 Either way, there's a lot of value with it.

00:17:13.120 Yeah.

00:17:13.340 I think, I think honestly, we might not even be here if we got paid off YouTube because you get really comfortable too, right?

00:17:18.240 A lot of those kids fell off that like they were making a lot of money off YouTube and now they're kind of nowhere to be found.

00:17:23.440 So I hope they like saved up money and shit.

00:17:25.700 Yeah.

00:17:25.820 Or you knock a chick up.

00:17:27.100 You think it's a wrap.

00:17:28.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:29.300 You definitely kind of get used to that.

00:17:30.940 But, okay, so then at what point does kind of the podcast, you guys become this, do you get up?

00:17:37.560 And then I think we just like, we did six months LA, six months Canada, six months LA.

00:17:42.660 Because you had to?

00:17:43.380 Because we had to.

00:17:44.140 Dang.

00:17:44.340 You can only be in the country for six months.

00:17:45.940 And also we couldn't really afford it.

00:17:47.700 So we'd go back to Canada, live at our parents' house and shit always slowed down when we went home.

00:17:52.540 Really?

00:17:52.960 Because you're not around like like-minded people and shit.

00:17:55.120 Like you're in LA and you're like, dude, we went to a party once with fucking like, our first time there, like we ended up at like P. Diddy's house.

00:18:02.640 Yeah.

00:18:03.300 And fucking like, you see like Bieber and Kendall Jenner and like French Montana and shit.

00:18:08.800 Just like random ass people.

00:18:10.260 French is a nice guy.

00:18:11.040 Yeah, he's cool.

00:18:11.780 Yeah.

00:18:12.760 So it's just like, and then you go back home and it's just like, you know what I mean?

00:18:16.320 You're going to visit your buddy on his farm or some shit.

00:18:18.580 Yeah, fucking Arnold got a new cat.

00:18:20.620 It's not the same as P. Diddy, you know?

00:18:21.920 Yeah, it's like people watching animals fuck and they invite you over.

00:18:25.160 Everyone's watching hockey back home and shit.

00:18:26.820 Yeah, it's more chill.

00:18:27.600 People are drinking in the garage or whatever.

00:18:29.240 100%.

00:18:29.640 You know, everybody's afraid to beat their wife.

00:18:31.800 Yep.

00:18:32.180 That kind of shit.

00:18:32.860 Exactly.

00:18:33.120 You know, typical Canadian shit.

00:18:36.700 Yeah, so that had to be fucking wild then because you get so amped up.

00:18:40.600 You guys are cruising and you go back home.

00:18:42.540 Yeah.

00:18:42.720 Now, but people started to look at you guys as like freaking young legends when you got back home, huh?

00:18:46.780 They did.

00:18:47.300 Yeah, it was cool.

00:18:47.840 I mean, you go home fucking, you're the hometown hero type shit.

00:18:51.640 Yeah.

00:18:52.280 All the chicks that you couldn't smash.

00:18:53.820 You're still not smashing them yet, but you're getting closer.

00:18:56.980 Every time you go back home, you get a little, little closer.

00:18:59.420 You're still like, this guy's a loser, but.

00:19:01.040 Yeah.

00:19:01.620 But God.

00:19:02.020 But yeah, it was cool.

00:19:03.360 But yeah, one time I think we went home and we're almost just like, we almost just quit.

00:19:07.600 Because it's just like, we weren't getting views at the time too.

00:19:10.100 And it was just tough.

00:19:11.800 Um, but then we just kind of, we, this is when pranks were like a thing too.

00:19:15.760 I don't know if you followed it, but like, you know, like Vitaly and Roman Atwood.

00:19:19.440 It was like a whole thing.

00:19:20.280 I think he almost killed a hooker.

00:19:20.640 Yeah.

00:19:20.860 Roman's a buddy.

00:19:21.920 Uh, Dennis Rodey, those guys.

00:19:23.360 He did almost kill a hooker.

00:19:24.400 Yeah.

00:19:24.580 Was it a hooker?

00:19:25.420 I mean, I don't know.

00:19:26.280 Somebody said he bit the neck open of a hooker.

00:19:28.920 Can we look that up?

00:19:29.920 He just did.

00:19:30.460 I think I saw a little bit.

00:19:31.540 I love Vitaly.

00:19:32.400 He's, he's a really nice guy, but yeah, he, I think he just, just like shroomed out a little

00:19:36.080 bit.

00:19:36.520 I think, and he has that Russian element.

00:19:38.240 Yeah.

00:19:38.540 He's just a nut bar.

00:19:39.660 Like he was always a nut.

00:19:40.820 Yeah.

00:19:41.180 But I love Vitaly.

00:19:42.140 His videos were so funny.

00:19:43.260 He's one of the persons that like inspired me too, but that was sad to see.

00:19:47.720 It was crazy, right?

00:19:48.940 It's fucked bro.

00:19:50.360 Yeah.

00:19:50.680 I don't know what he was on.

00:19:51.580 I would assume he'd probably got into drugs.

00:19:53.640 I mean, he obviously he's a guy that likes to go hard.

00:19:56.120 Russian people.

00:19:57.100 They want to do like a lot of, it seems like kind of butt activities and drugs.

00:20:01.280 Yes.

00:20:01.520 And by, you know, it's like they fucking don't, it's like somebody came in

00:20:05.940 at night and fucking made it, took a slice of their brain out and made a sandwich with

00:20:09.320 it, you know?

00:20:09.700 And they're missing a fucking, it's like a, I can't even explain it.

00:20:14.900 We're actually going to Russia this week.

00:20:17.080 Yeah.

00:20:17.300 I heard that.

00:20:17.820 We're going to Dagestan.

00:20:19.460 Damn.

00:20:19.860 So that's like out of the danger zone.

00:20:21.680 It's like, I think it's like 20 hour flight away from Ukraine.

00:20:24.340 It doesn't sound like it's out of the danger zone.

00:20:26.160 I think it is.

00:20:26.960 I mean, I don't know.

00:20:27.500 We're going to find out, but we're going to link with Hezbollah.

00:20:30.840 You know him?

00:20:31.440 Yeah.

00:20:31.520 Yeah.

00:20:31.740 I never met him.

00:20:32.920 Yeah.

00:20:33.160 He's a cool little dude.

00:20:34.300 Is he?

00:20:34.600 He's really cool.

00:20:35.540 Yeah.

00:20:35.940 You, you, like, I don't know.

00:20:37.480 He's, what is he?

00:20:38.200 20?

00:20:38.660 I think he's 20.

00:20:39.680 But, uh, I don't know.

00:20:40.620 Just when we went to Abu Dhabi, just the, like, he's very, I don't know.

00:20:45.420 It's like, he's his own boss.

00:20:46.580 You would assume, I mean, you're kind of judging him.

00:20:48.360 You think like, he's like, kind of like a little baby, but like, he's not, he's

00:20:51.540 fucking, he's whipping out his phone, like going live and like, he's holding

00:20:55.240 his phone like this, like swiping around, like he's, he's on it.

00:20:58.380 Yeah.

00:20:58.900 Wow.

00:20:59.760 It's interesting.

00:21:00.620 Is it hard to not treat him like a kid?

00:21:03.360 Dude, I felt bad for him.

00:21:04.720 Like when we went to the UFC, it was just like, I mean, this guy walks in a room, every

00:21:09.400 single person in the room, like, you know, if you're a male, female, young or old, they're

00:21:14.220 all asking him for a photo.

00:21:15.640 Even babies, even a two-year-old would come up to him.

00:21:17.680 Everyone wants a photo with him.

00:21:18.820 He's just like this, this guy, you know?

00:21:21.020 And I actually, I saw him, I was like, holy shit, I feel bad, bro.

00:21:24.500 Like this guy is like, photos everywhere he goes.

00:21:29.260 Right?

00:21:29.880 Yeah.

00:21:30.100 People probably picking him up and shit too.

00:21:32.000 I know little people hate when you pick them up too.

00:21:34.380 Yeah.

00:21:34.680 I think as it unsettles their system, Google that if we can pick up a little one.

00:21:38.820 Just even like really short people.

00:21:40.500 Like I used to have this buddy that was short growing up and he was the nicest guy, but

00:21:43.900 like if someone picked him up, he'd fucking hate it.

00:21:47.040 He just like, one time someone picked him up and then like they put him down and he just

00:21:50.220 fucking snuffed him, snuffed him in the face.

00:21:53.140 That should be a UFC fight where they just take small people and somebody picks them up

00:21:56.780 and then sets them both each down.

00:21:57.840 That's what I thought was going to happen because Hasboula has a nemesis too, right?

00:22:01.100 Oh yeah, that little guy, huh?

00:22:03.040 And he has, the little guy has the same thing as him or it's a child?

00:22:07.220 I don't know what the condition is or whatever it is.

00:22:09.640 No, but it's the same thing.

00:22:10.660 Wow.

00:22:11.220 Same thing.

00:22:11.680 So he's like 20 or 21, whatever.

00:22:13.900 And they actually don't like each other.

00:22:15.500 Oh yeah.

00:22:16.260 So like they need to fight.

00:22:18.260 Yeah.

00:22:18.500 They've been saying it for years.

00:22:19.560 This little guy's fucking handsome though.

00:22:21.460 Kind of, huh?

00:22:22.120 Yeah.

00:22:23.160 He's a little better looking.

00:22:24.560 Yeah.

00:22:24.820 Somebody said he was, he was like playing like a young Babe Ruth.

00:22:27.180 He kind of looks like that.

00:22:28.140 He looks like El Chapo kind of.

00:22:30.280 And the guy on the right, he's boys with Ronaldo.

00:22:32.960 Ooh.

00:22:34.060 And then Hasboula's boys with Khabib.

00:22:37.060 So.

00:22:37.560 Fuck.

00:22:38.000 It's interesting, bro.

00:22:39.080 It's kind of cool though now since there's a lot of celebrity boxing that I could see as they

00:22:42.400 get older, they could do a tag match or they could do, you know what I'm saying?

00:22:46.540 It's all going to, everything's going to end in the ring now in a weird way.

00:22:49.800 Cause he got a UFC deal too.

00:22:51.100 Hasboula, right?

00:22:51.900 Did he really?

00:22:52.420 Yeah.

00:22:52.920 Oh wow.

00:22:53.180 I think he's going to be in like the video game or some shit.

00:22:55.500 Oh, that's great.

00:22:56.180 But.

00:22:57.720 That's wild.

00:22:58.440 Can you imagine that pay-per-view?

00:23:01.080 I can't even imagine.

00:23:02.260 I would watch him fight a cat, dude.

00:23:04.700 I saw a m**** get attacked by two cats one time, bro.

00:23:07.720 Really?

00:23:08.060 Yeah.

00:23:08.340 Down in Hermosa.

00:23:09.640 Oh, it was fucking crazy, dude.

00:23:12.180 They, uh, it's just so much more of a.

00:23:14.580 Like house cats?

00:23:15.660 Oh yeah.

00:23:16.220 Okay.

00:23:16.620 I mean, that's like us fighting a lion.

00:23:18.640 I don't know.

00:23:19.240 M****s are scrappy.

00:23:20.720 Yeah.

00:23:20.980 But it's still the same thing of a fucking.

00:23:23.480 What did he do?

00:23:24.300 Huh?

00:23:24.420 He must've destroyed the cats.

00:23:26.180 He went hard.

00:23:26.860 He didn't do, I mean, he didn't do great, but he didn't do bad.

00:23:28.920 He got scratched up a little bit.

00:23:30.040 Oh, definitely, dude.

00:23:31.340 Two cats.

00:23:33.280 This is two cats.

00:23:34.080 It's 4 p.m.

00:23:34.700 You should've filmed that.

00:23:35.960 This was before they even had.

00:23:37.420 You didn't think to jump in?

00:23:38.640 They did.

00:23:39.040 Oh, dude.

00:23:39.640 You were, you were, honestly, you were laughing so hard the rest of your body didn't work.

00:23:46.480 It's so hard.

00:23:47.540 It's hard to be laughing hysterically and like, I think, actively jump.

00:23:50.920 Yeah.

00:23:51.340 You know?

00:23:51.980 Yeah.

00:23:53.500 But God, yeah.

00:23:54.500 That was beautiful, dude.

00:23:55.360 It's not often you see shit like that.

00:23:57.120 It's kind of like a sunset in a way.

00:23:59.960 What?

00:24:00.340 The two cats attacking the s***?

00:24:01.640 Yeah.

00:24:01.900 Just seeing them all fight.

00:24:03.260 It is.

00:24:03.620 It's just like a part of life, I guess, right?

00:24:05.480 Yeah.

00:24:05.800 Yeah.

00:24:05.840 For them.

00:24:06.260 And you don't realize it as a regular dude.

00:24:08.280 You see a cat, you're like, oh, whatever.

00:24:10.220 You know?

00:24:11.220 Pussy.

00:24:12.060 Some people will yell, you know?

00:24:13.420 You know?

00:24:13.820 Nobody would say that, but even some people will.

00:24:15.640 But yeah, you see a cat, you don't think about it, but a fucking little person, even if they

00:24:21.380 come over to your house, dude, and there's like one of those wiener dogs, dude, it's

00:24:26.980 on.

00:24:27.840 100%.

00:24:28.200 Now, that's a fair fight, I think, like, little person versus wiener dog.

00:24:32.000 Just because of the inability of the wiener dog to probably circle as easily, you know?

00:24:38.680 I don't know.

00:24:39.140 No, I think you're not giving the f***s enough credit.

00:24:41.120 I know a few little people, and they're fucking, they're kind of strong, bro.

00:24:45.240 Yeah.

00:24:45.520 Like, they always have, like, big upper bodies, too.

00:24:47.380 Do you notice that?

00:24:48.140 Yeah.

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00:27:17.760 Yeah, I used to watch that show Little People Big World all the time.

00:27:20.520 Did you ever see it?

00:27:21.180 No.

00:27:21.420 Or hear about it?

00:27:21.920 It was like this family.

00:27:23.740 And I actually used to do a bit about this.

00:27:24.960 It was a family that owned a pumpkin patch, which was insane because it was like the biggest vegetable in the world, right?

00:27:29.080 So like there was like a family of small people in Oregon, and they owned a pumpkin patch.

00:27:34.780 Can you bring that up, Zach?

00:27:36.760 There they are.

00:27:38.740 And half the family was little.

00:27:41.340 And they slank pumpkins.

00:27:42.900 And the tall dude smashes, I think.

00:27:46.320 So he's the only tall guy.

00:27:48.680 Yeah, and the sister too was tall, I think.

00:27:52.540 Damn.

00:27:53.300 Yeah.

00:27:54.260 But they would like...

00:27:56.080 That'd be interesting.

00:27:56.900 I know being a little person would be weird, but what if your father was a little person and you weren't?

00:28:04.600 Do you know what I mean?

00:28:05.100 That's kind of...

00:28:05.580 I've never thought about that.

00:28:06.400 I've never seen that before, actually.

00:28:08.020 I don't know.

00:28:08.320 That's just like kind of interesting.

00:28:09.540 Yeah.

00:28:09.700 This was a big show for a long time, and you would just follow the family.

00:28:13.220 But it was...

00:28:14.160 And the father and mother always had discrepancies.

00:28:16.760 But yeah, they had...

00:28:19.680 And they may have had one other son who was a regular hiding.

00:28:22.640 But yeah, that'd be so wild if your dad was little, because you'd always feel like you were probably going...

00:28:27.380 It's like he's trying to ground you and shit, and you're like, Dad, watch your tone and shit.

00:28:30.560 Right?

00:28:31.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:31.780 You know what I mean?

00:28:32.460 Yeah.

00:28:33.240 Or if you come home drunk one time, you're like, no way.

00:28:35.940 You're like, Dad, just step aside.

00:28:37.680 You're not going to do shit.

00:28:38.800 Yeah.

00:28:41.200 It's kind of hot in here.

00:28:41.960 Are you hot?

00:28:42.760 I'm good.

00:28:43.280 Okay.

00:28:43.960 So take us through what happens then.

00:28:46.600 So how does the podcast kind of start?

00:28:48.240 Do you partner up with someone once you guys start getting all this traction?

00:28:51.080 How do you kind of like get your business to the next level?

00:28:53.580 Because now you're on the Forbes list, right?

00:28:56.080 Yeah.

00:28:56.400 You guys?

00:28:56.860 Last year.

00:28:57.580 For 30...

00:28:58.880 30 under 30.

00:28:59.960 Yeah.

00:29:00.280 That's unreal.

00:29:00.720 I actually don't know what that means, but I don't know.

00:29:03.420 I feel like it's kind of political.

00:29:04.800 But hey, I'll fucking take it, right?

00:29:06.800 Yeah.

00:29:06.980 I don't know how it works.

00:29:08.380 And is that even you in that picture?

00:29:09.760 That's me.

00:29:10.660 That's crazy.

00:29:11.340 It doesn't even look like it.

00:29:11.900 Yeah.

00:29:12.100 I think that was a few years ago.

00:29:13.160 Okay.

00:29:14.120 Yeah.

00:29:14.480 I don't know what Forbes 30 under 30 is, but it sounds good, right?

00:29:18.000 Yeah.

00:29:18.580 Yeah.

00:29:19.040 Yeah.

00:29:19.320 It sounds amazing, but it's like how do you...

00:29:21.660 A lot of chicks hit me up about it and shit, so...

00:29:22.820 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:29:23.520 Yeah.

00:29:23.720 It sounds good, but I don't know how I got it, but fuck it.

00:29:26.660 So how do you get from where your channel is going well, you guys are doing well, to

00:29:30.320 turning that into a bigger business?

00:29:33.040 Yeah.

00:29:33.300 I guess the big play for us was the happy dad stuff, for sure.

00:29:39.220 Our merch was always killing it, too.

00:29:41.360 Oh, yeah.

00:29:41.800 Our merch was killing it, but yeah, happy dad's something that I've definitely always wanted

00:29:46.540 to do, because my whole goal is to, yeah, I just want to build a big long-term business

00:29:53.440 that could outlive me or outlive anyone part of the crew, you know?

00:29:57.880 Yeah.

00:29:58.120 Just build something bigger, but yeah, happy dad.

00:30:00.360 We always wanted to do our own alcohol, because we're always drinking and shit, drinking in

00:30:03.740 the videos, so we either wanted to get a deal or start our own, and we were repping Corona

00:30:09.260 a lot at the time, but we were too edgy to get a deal from Corona.

00:30:14.220 Which is crazy, because Corona's Mexico.

00:30:16.000 It's like, have you fucking been to Mexico?

00:30:17.700 I know, right?

00:30:18.640 Yeah, there's glass in the sand.

00:30:20.220 But no, the alcohol industry is so political and so, in terms of advertising.

00:30:26.320 So I understand, but it kind of sucked.

00:30:29.100 Yeah, we wanted to do something with Corona, but they never did it.

00:30:31.820 And then a few other people approached us.

00:30:34.240 We used to be like WME, and they were trying to get us to start an alcohol, but it never

00:30:39.180 went anywhere.

00:30:39.800 And then I met John and Sam, John and Sam Shahidi at dinner, and they were interested

00:30:45.700 in working with us.

00:30:46.820 And they said, yo, is there any way we can help?

00:30:49.400 Anything you guys need help with?

00:30:50.880 And I just told them straight up, like, I was like, yo, I want to start a fucking alcohol.

00:30:54.740 I was like, if you guys could do it, if you guys want to project manage that for us, I

00:30:58.200 was like, let's fucking do it.

00:30:59.800 So they found these two guys, the Butao brothers and their family.

00:31:04.440 They've been in like the alcohol industry.

00:31:06.120 They're big drinkers.

00:31:07.260 Wow.

00:31:07.660 For sure.

00:31:07.940 We started taste testing it and shit, and it took us like a whole year.

00:31:11.320 So we started from like a point, tested it, said change this, change this, change this,

00:31:16.000 another test, same shit.

00:31:17.560 And it took us like eight different times over like a year.

00:31:20.480 To get to like the product that we have now that we really like.

00:31:23.880 Wow.

00:31:24.340 And yeah, that's just going crazy.

00:31:26.740 Yeah.

00:31:27.120 Oh yeah.

00:31:27.420 People love having them.

00:31:28.220 You see it all over.

00:31:28.740 You guys do a lot of those great like drops and stuff where like you guys will show up

00:31:32.340 somewhere.

00:31:33.140 Yeah.

00:31:33.860 Steve will do it.

00:31:34.740 Steve shows up somewhere.

00:31:36.060 It's a big shake and hands business, alcohol.

00:31:37.960 It's like an old school business.

00:31:39.420 Is it?

00:31:39.760 Like, yeah, it's all about like meeting store owners, meeting bar owners.

00:31:43.860 Like you got to go and put in the work physically and like shake hands, meet people.

00:31:47.960 Like the social media aspect is one thing, but like you got to show up places.

00:31:52.260 You got to travel.

00:31:53.700 It's pretty crazy.

00:31:54.780 Is it?

00:31:54.980 It's an old school business.

00:31:56.020 Has it been a lot busy as once that became part of it?

00:31:59.060 Did things get a lot busier than you expected?

00:32:01.500 For sure.

00:32:01.960 And then because it used to just be Nelk.

00:32:03.400 We'd upload a video like every week.

00:32:04.960 But then, yeah, with Happy Dad and then now the podcast too.

00:32:07.960 It's like a lot of traveling, moving around, especially with the pod.

00:32:12.000 Like if we want to get the best guests, sometimes you only get 24 hours notice.

00:32:15.840 Yeah.

00:32:16.340 Like if fucking Elon Musk says like, yo, I want to do this.

00:32:19.340 Like we got to fly to Texas, jump on a plane, wait around for a few days.

00:32:23.440 Right.

00:32:24.080 You just got to be on the ball.

00:32:25.720 And be prepared.

00:32:26.400 Did you guys have to wait for Elon?

00:32:28.240 We did.

00:32:28.920 Yeah.

00:32:29.320 It was a funny story.

00:32:30.280 I told it before, but what happened was like we, I think it was Sam's birthday.

00:32:35.100 So we took a jet to Texas and then we had no service.

00:32:40.340 So right when we landed, we got, it was so crazy because John got like two texts, Steve's

00:32:46.500 channels deleted, like YouTube called him and said, Steve's channels deleted.

00:32:50.920 And the second message was Elon messaged him and says, why is my security telling me that

00:32:56.780 one of the guys on your crew is a security threat?

00:33:00.320 And we're like, what?

00:33:01.500 Like, what are we talking, what are they talking about?

00:33:02.820 And then they said like, Steven deal in artists.

00:33:05.100 And we're like, what?

00:33:06.380 And then, um, then we kind of put it together.

00:33:09.820 Steve in the past, when Bitcoin crashed, he made like a funny video, like shitting on

00:33:14.380 Elon and he like blew up a Tesla.

00:33:16.620 And I think he was like, he has like a mannequin of Elon and he was like shooting guns out of

00:33:22.180 him and shit.

00:33:23.080 So like, I guess the security, they don't know, right?

00:33:25.660 They don't know.

00:33:26.200 Right.

00:33:26.740 And they probably think that's, they just see this guy shooting a fucking assault rifle at

00:33:30.320 Elon and shit.

00:33:31.740 And asking the flight, the pilots, like, what's his flight schedule and shit.

00:33:35.460 So they saw that.

00:33:36.900 And they basically like, Elon's like, our whole team was set up at his house.

00:33:40.700 Like they, they were with his kids and like his, one of his wives or whatever.

00:33:44.880 And, um, they, they had to leave and pack up and leave.

00:33:47.980 Wow.

00:33:48.340 And then Steve was like, I feel so bad.

00:33:50.940 Like, and he was also like, so down about his channel.

00:33:53.860 So he's like, yo, I'm, I'm gonna sit this one out.

00:33:55.660 Like, I can't even do this anyway.

00:33:57.000 Like, I'm so pissed off.

00:33:59.300 And then, um, we kept messaging Elon back and forth and like, it went down like 48 hours

00:34:04.600 later.

00:34:05.000 He just ran him.

00:34:05.760 He was like, maybe he kept, he just sends like one or two word answers with periods

00:34:09.780 every time.

00:34:10.320 Oh, only by email too.

00:34:12.580 And then eventually he's just like, all right, let's do it.

00:34:14.800 And then he just pulled up and he stayed for four hours.

00:34:17.740 No, but it almost, it almost didn't go down.

00:34:20.500 And when he pulled up, who went to meet him first?

00:34:23.000 Did you just, how do you, we were just sitting in that room right there and he just walked

00:34:26.280 in just with one guy.

00:34:27.880 Wow.

00:34:28.580 Just walked in and he probably crushed like six happy dads.

00:34:31.760 No.

00:34:32.300 Yeah.

00:34:32.660 He drinks a lot.

00:34:33.380 He's got, yeah, he, he's definitely an undercover partier.

00:34:36.400 Does he?

00:34:36.700 I don't even know about undercover, but.

00:34:38.420 Oh, I've heard some, I heard a great story.

00:34:40.420 A buddy of mine went to like a party his whenever he worked.

00:34:44.580 Well, I think whenever he was seeing like Amber Herds, right?

00:34:48.160 And he like asked him if he wanted some spaghetti or something.

00:34:51.780 Okay.

00:34:52.100 He asked my buddy if he wanted some spaghetti and he's like, uh, yeah, I'll have some spaghetti.

00:34:55.940 And so then he just like took some off of his plate on a fork and like put it in my

00:34:59.380 buddy's mouth.

00:35:00.800 Really?

00:35:01.220 Instead of like making him some spaghetti, like, you know.

00:35:03.380 I think it seemed like, do you want me to get you some spaghetti?

00:35:06.920 Uh-huh.

00:35:07.480 He's, he's a, he's a different kind of guy.

00:35:09.480 Clearly, right?

00:35:10.340 And maybe it is more efficient.

00:35:11.720 Maybe he's just all about efficiency.

00:35:13.080 You know, it's just like, it's probably more efficient if I just give you some spaghetti

00:35:15.760 that I have and see if you want more spaghetti, then go get you a possibly wasteful amount

00:35:21.360 of spaghetti.

00:35:22.160 Right.

00:35:22.700 You know, but yeah, my buddy said that that was so crazy.

00:35:25.420 And then there was a party where like people would just kind of go around with like a little

00:35:28.320 drug cart and they had like different like.

00:35:30.320 He's a big drug cart guy for sure.

00:35:31.820 Oh yeah.

00:35:32.480 I think you gotta be dude.

00:35:33.820 He reaches his fingers in and kind of, you know, takes his time, makes a good decision.

00:35:38.420 Oh, I bet he puts all the coke out of the bag and touches it and then puts it back in

00:35:41.840 the bag.

00:35:42.420 Probably.

00:35:43.020 Oh God.

00:35:44.280 I would.

00:35:44.560 Mixes it up with some Molly.

00:35:46.620 But I feel like.

00:35:47.620 Boys back home call that a rattlesnake.

00:35:48.980 They do?

00:35:49.780 Molly and cocaine together.

00:35:51.120 Oh yeah?

00:35:51.680 Rattlesnakes.

00:35:52.700 Hmm.

00:35:54.120 Trying to think if I've ever done anything like that.

00:35:55.880 No, I saw a guy get bit by a rattlesnake one time.

00:36:02.440 I had to work with this dude Ronnie, right?

00:36:04.600 And he had some kind of, I don't know, he was impaired or something, but he couldn't do,

00:36:10.540 he couldn't swallow, right?

00:36:11.760 So like whenever it was like we would do yard work together.

00:36:16.020 And so whenever, like he'd, you know, get thirsty, you'd have to fucking give him the

00:36:19.060 water and then kind of like, you know, he'd have to like kind of maneuver him more, you

00:36:22.820 know?

00:36:23.320 So sometimes we'd fucking put that hose in him, bro, and fucking forget about it.

00:36:26.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:28.000 We'd start playing a game of pool or something and that dude's over there fucking halfway

00:36:32.480 to heaven, bro, drowning out, bro.

00:36:35.380 But that was a simpler time.

00:36:37.360 But, um, so then that's really what took y'all to another business level was doing that.

00:36:42.200 Yeah, I think so.

00:36:43.120 Cause then you're an alcohol brand, then you're obviously a bit, you know, you're like, you're

00:36:46.600 pushing like, I mean, you guys are everywhere.

00:36:49.220 That's the big play.

00:36:50.100 I think that's our, I mean, I know that's our billion dollar play, hopefully multi-billion

00:36:54.100 dollar play if we just keep the momentum going.

00:36:57.100 Yeah.

00:36:57.420 But it all comes down to, we still got to make funny videos.

00:37:00.120 We still got to do what we've always been doing, but I think that's our big play for

00:37:04.240 sure.

00:37:05.040 Does it feel harder to evolve?

00:37:07.080 Like, um, do you think about how things need to evolve?

00:37:11.500 Because I find a lot of times I'm like, do I stay in this space that I'm in and where

00:37:17.600 things seem good and comfortable?

00:37:19.620 Do I also recognize that like my audience will be getting older as I get older?

00:37:23.580 Right.

00:37:23.780 And how do I manage that?

00:37:25.940 And how do I even evolve as a person?

00:37:28.640 I know it's tough, right?

00:37:29.740 Yeah.

00:37:30.220 And then it's like, you have your own personal kind of life and your own personal feelings,

00:37:34.060 but do you put that aside for the camera?

00:37:36.600 Do you ever struggle with that too?

00:37:38.080 Like type shit?

00:37:39.040 Like what people want to see sometimes is maybe not what you're actually kind of feeling

00:37:44.220 off camera type shit.

00:37:45.640 I think I try to stay pretty clear on kind of what's going on.

00:37:50.120 Right.

00:37:50.440 Because it keeps me in a space, but that's also, this is a channel where it's like kind

00:37:54.300 of, it was kind of built that way.

00:37:56.440 Whereas I think, yeah, you guys are more of like a entertainment.

00:37:59.960 We're here.

00:38:01.100 For sure.

00:38:01.380 Somebody's going to die soon.

00:38:02.640 A hundred percent.

00:38:03.300 Like fucking, you know.

00:38:04.280 I think, I think, uh, we used to do every week on the main Nelk channel, which was like

00:38:08.820 our vlog, whatever.

00:38:09.900 But now we're just doing like once a month.

00:38:12.260 Cause it's just like, yeah, I think for me now I've done it so long too, where it's not

00:38:17.620 possible to do every week and it's not possible to put out a fire video every week.

00:38:22.580 So for me, it's just more satisfying now to do like one good video a month, you know,

00:38:27.100 and do something crazy.

00:38:28.240 Like we're going to fucking Russia and like, we're going to see Hezbollah, Khabib and Islam

00:38:33.640 and shit.

00:38:34.220 And like, I think that's like a cool video, you know?

00:38:36.580 Yeah.

00:38:36.860 We've done so much shit.

00:38:38.040 We'll still do some pranks and stuff too, but.

00:38:40.060 Are y'all taking Stiney with you?

00:38:41.060 Is he going to go?

00:38:41.780 He's not going because, um, he's not, he, we wouldn't give him first class.

00:38:46.300 Flight class issues, yeah.

00:38:46.960 Yeah.

00:38:47.200 Cause it's like $15,000.

00:38:48.840 I get it.

00:38:49.460 He doesn't.

00:38:50.120 Yeah.

00:38:50.420 But I get it.

00:38:51.040 Yeah.

00:38:51.440 A hundred percent.

00:38:52.400 But he didn't even fly his girl first class.

00:38:54.060 Wasn't there a video?

00:38:54.500 He's like, didn't he, he didn't even fly some girl first class that was going to hang out

00:38:57.180 with him?

00:38:57.300 He's a big, he's a big flexor, that guy.

00:38:58.720 Is he?

00:38:59.060 Yeah.

00:38:59.480 Do you, you, I don't know if you've seen any of his shit, but.

00:39:01.780 And he's a smaller guy, isn't he?

00:39:03.300 Yeah.

00:39:03.800 He could wear a watcher on his neck, I bet.

00:39:05.420 I could see him being that kind of guy, wear like a Rolex neck.

00:39:07.620 He wear, he like, he rents chains off jewelers.

00:39:10.060 Like he's, he's a big flexor, that guy.

00:39:12.720 But, uh.

00:39:13.340 It's kind of a lifestyle.

00:39:14.420 He tried, he thought that we would budge on the first class.

00:39:17.120 Yeah.

00:39:17.400 So he told us, he's like, I'm not going unless I get first class.

00:39:19.920 And we're like, okay, dude, peace.

00:39:21.900 Like, we're going to go film a fire video.

00:39:24.180 Yeah, you're not coming.

00:39:24.800 Peace out.

00:39:25.160 And then he's like, oh, what?

00:39:26.320 Like, they don't want me to come and shit?

00:39:27.480 Like, you guys don't want me to come?

00:39:29.140 We're like, dude, like, we can't pay 15K, bro.

00:39:31.620 Sorry.

00:39:32.060 Like.

00:39:32.160 It's a lot.

00:39:33.180 And he just started as like a on-camera guy, right?

00:39:35.720 Yeah.

00:39:35.820 He was picking up Steve's underwear fucking four months ago.

00:39:38.900 There he is right there.

00:39:40.020 Yeah.

00:39:40.680 He seems like a decent guy, huh?

00:39:42.560 Yeah, he's a good guy.

00:39:43.520 Yeah.

00:39:43.680 I like Stiney.

00:39:44.440 But you got to put in your work.

00:39:45.920 Like, you got to, you know.

00:39:46.760 For sure, you don't get the 15, but you don't get that out of the gate, dude.

00:39:50.180 Unless you, you know, unless there's like BTS fucking gay activity going on.

00:39:55.200 100%.

00:39:55.560 You agree, though, right?

00:39:56.480 That's fair.

00:39:56.940 Stiney.

00:39:57.560 If he's watching.

00:39:58.540 Yeah.

00:39:59.200 I think it's very fair, dude.

00:40:00.420 If he puts in a year of work and kills it, then it's like.

00:40:02.960 And kills it.

00:40:04.100 Kills it.

00:40:05.040 Yeah.

00:40:05.200 To get 50.

00:40:05.800 I mean, that's a lot for a.

00:40:06.880 Yeah.

00:40:07.060 It's a lot.

00:40:07.940 And it's a far flight, man.

00:40:10.080 That's the thing, too.

00:40:10.740 I think not just Stiney, but yeah.

00:40:12.820 Employees are on talent.

00:40:14.840 People get very comfortable very quickly, too, right?

00:40:18.260 And the cloud.

00:40:18.720 People get cloudy real quick.

00:40:20.340 100%.

00:40:20.620 That's kind of a tough thing, because I've long tried to find an assistant.

00:40:23.820 And it's tough to find like, like an on-camera partner, you know?

00:40:27.520 And it's like, it's tough because you like tried a couple people and some of them were

00:40:30.400 kind of cloudy and you're like, oh, this isn't, they don't get it.

00:40:32.660 You don't have an assistant right now?

00:40:33.880 Uh-uh.

00:40:34.520 I feel like I have the best assistant.

00:40:37.180 Really?

00:40:37.600 He's like, he's gay and Brazilian.

00:40:39.460 Oh, wow.

00:40:40.340 I think, I think gay males make the best assistants.

00:40:44.360 Gay males.

00:40:45.220 Wow.

00:40:45.360 Not to be like sexist or anything, but.

00:40:47.120 No, dude.

00:40:47.860 Look, I'm glad.

00:40:48.640 Because like, you know, like a girl, if you're a girl, like he can pick up shit, like he's

00:40:52.500 still a guy.

00:40:53.180 Yeah.

00:40:53.600 So like, if you have a female assistant, they'll use the female card sometimes and be like,

00:40:57.080 yo, I'm not picking up that box, like type shit.

00:40:59.160 Yeah.

00:40:59.320 So you got the guy aspect.

00:41:00.500 He's strong.

00:41:01.020 He can do all that shit.

00:41:02.120 But then if you're like sick or some shit, the feminine side comes out and he'll, you

00:41:06.000 know, he's asking me, do I want soup?

00:41:07.860 Do I want tea with honey?

00:41:09.560 So you got that perfect balance of like the male, female.

00:41:13.800 Wow.

00:41:14.360 It's, I think gay males.

00:41:16.660 Dude, I love that.

00:41:17.760 I think it would be nice to have.

00:41:18.880 Do you know what I mean?

00:41:19.820 Yeah.

00:41:20.300 And now I think you also, now how tender of a gay male could you have?

00:41:24.840 So he's like the gay guy too.

00:41:26.240 We're like, I think he's honestly like transphobic and shit too.

00:41:29.500 Oh, okay.

00:41:30.080 So he's like, he, you know, he doesn't like guys that like paint their nails and shit too.

00:41:34.760 Yeah.

00:41:35.220 So we can still like rip on gay people in front of them.

00:41:37.940 Yeah.

00:41:38.220 So like, you know, we don't got to change the way we talk and shit around them too.

00:41:41.600 Yeah.

00:41:41.800 You can still just feel like a regular person.

00:41:43.440 Yeah.

00:41:43.880 Like I think he's anti-pride and shit.

00:41:45.800 Oh, wow.

00:41:46.500 Yeah.

00:41:46.700 Yeah.

00:41:46.880 So he's like a special type of gay guy.

00:41:48.820 I like that dude.

00:41:49.880 Yeah.

00:41:50.460 Yeah.

00:41:50.740 I'm trying to think of some of the.

00:41:51.880 If you ever need him for a day, I'll.

00:41:53.620 Really?

00:41:53.960 Just let me know.

00:41:54.440 Yeah.

00:41:54.640 If there's a big day that you need him, like he's good.

00:41:57.120 I'll try.

00:41:57.680 I think I might've seen him by the urinal.

00:41:59.880 Yeah.

00:42:00.360 Same guy, tall guy.

00:42:01.980 Oh no, that's just my buddy.

00:42:03.620 Oh, the other guy, the tan one.

00:42:05.540 Yeah.

00:42:05.820 Yeah.

00:42:08.220 Brazilian and gay.

00:42:09.340 That's crazy.

00:42:10.080 I didn't even know they were doing that.

00:42:11.980 I mean, that's a wild mix, huh?

00:42:13.460 It is.

00:42:14.040 Because Brazil already seems like it has a lot of just gay built into it.

00:42:17.520 There's a lot of gay people in Brazil.

00:42:19.040 Is there really?

00:42:19.420 I wouldn't think that though, but there is.

00:42:20.940 Look it up, Zach.

00:42:22.900 Most gays.

00:42:28.660 Dude, I remember we didn't, you know, they didn't have a lot of gay.

00:42:33.300 Because being gay used to be a secret.

00:42:35.540 It was like, yeah.

00:42:36.400 Isn't it crazy how much has changed?

00:42:37.620 I mean, what was it not?

00:42:38.700 When did it become legal in the U.S.?

00:42:40.100 2000.

00:42:41.380 Obama legalized it, right?

00:42:44.420 Probably.

00:42:45.060 Yeah.

00:42:45.660 It was Obama.

00:42:46.440 Yeah, it was during Obama.

00:42:47.400 But I think in the black community, they're not as accepting of gays in a lot of ways.

00:42:51.900 They call them punks.

00:42:53.160 Yeah.

00:42:53.700 You know?

00:42:54.360 Well, all the rappers would like, they've dropped like homophobic shit all the time.

00:42:59.840 Like Lil Wayne's dropped it so much.

00:43:01.980 They can be.

00:43:02.580 50 Cent.

00:43:03.020 He's always on it.

00:43:04.200 Yeah.

00:43:05.000 Yeah.

00:43:05.900 Man, come on, man.

00:43:07.500 Fousey's fucking ridiculous, dude.

00:43:09.500 Yeah.

00:43:09.820 I guess black people don't like gay people.

00:43:11.760 Yeah.

00:43:12.020 I think they just don't.

00:43:13.200 I think it's just.

00:43:14.480 But that's why they need that conquistador gay dude.

00:43:17.000 That's what I loved about Tiger King.

00:43:18.440 It was like, all right, now.

00:43:19.720 Right.

00:43:20.400 We got to fuck.

00:43:21.220 Because he's gay, right?

00:43:22.160 Oh, yeah.

00:43:22.760 Now we got a.

00:43:23.580 There's a fucking fly in the soup right here, dude.

00:43:25.900 Yeah.

00:43:26.100 He was that.

00:43:26.940 Right.

00:43:27.020 He was shooting people and fucking and doing drugs and fucking, you know, eating tiger

00:43:32.460 meat and shit.

00:43:33.260 He was doing it, man.

00:43:34.440 He was like, I'm a fucking gay boy.

00:43:37.540 You know?

00:43:37.920 He was like a wild west gay.

00:43:39.520 That's fascinating.

00:43:40.600 Yeah.

00:43:42.220 Yeah, man.

00:43:42.900 Do you think there's a lot of.

00:43:44.940 And I know you probably see this more because you're getting.

00:43:47.760 I mean, you're.

00:43:48.880 How much is your business worth now?

00:43:50.120 Do they say that?

00:43:51.900 Um, I think happy dad alone this year will be worth 250 million.

00:43:56.500 Wow.

00:43:57.100 Evaluation.

00:43:58.240 And that's.

00:43:58.680 That's awesome.

00:43:59.260 And congratulations.

00:44:00.880 Um, but there's a lot of, uh, wealth induced homosexuality.

00:44:07.400 What does that mean?

00:44:08.380 It means you get so wealthy and you've had so many opportunities with women.

00:44:12.320 That you just turned gay?

00:44:13.500 It happened in Rome.

00:44:14.300 It happened in Rome.

00:44:15.120 The people were so powerful.

00:44:16.360 They'd had sex with all the women that they started having sex with men.

00:44:20.460 Um, cause you hear that a lot in like Hollywood and shit, right?

00:44:23.420 Yeah.

00:44:23.660 Like I heard like P Diddy's gay or some shit or like.

00:44:26.580 Yeah, you hear P Diddy.

00:44:27.620 Who else do you hear a lot of times?

00:44:29.840 Vin Diesel.

00:44:30.460 Really?

00:44:32.420 Cause they just get bored.

00:44:33.740 They could get any chick they want.

00:44:34.980 So it's like a new challenge.

00:44:36.140 Like it's like a power thing.

00:44:37.500 I think so.

00:44:38.180 Well, I think that's part of it.

00:44:39.260 It's like once you get so much women's with the last thing you can, you know, you're trying

00:44:44.220 to sneak into a dude's butt that don't want you, you know, not to make it so, but it's

00:44:49.980 like, what's the last thing on earth that I can't get some straight dude, you know?

00:44:54.900 That's, that's, that's pretty weird.

00:44:57.120 I hope I don't get that successful then.

00:45:00.000 Do you?

00:45:00.360 Maybe, maybe I do.

00:45:01.340 That's what I'm saying.

00:45:02.200 And it's like, at a certain point, you're like, yeah, I think it just happens.

00:45:07.300 It's like, you know, because you've had everything else, you know, you kind of get to this other

00:45:12.040 place, um, which all, which with, uh, the podcast with the full sin podcast, right?

00:45:19.220 You guys have had a decent amount of turnover on there.

00:45:21.700 Is that fair to say you think of like hosts?

00:45:24.080 Oh yeah, for sure.

00:45:25.180 What has it been like?

00:45:26.180 Is it hard to keep hosts?

00:45:27.620 Is it that it's a challenging show?

00:45:30.520 Is it that I know you guys travel around a lot and so people need to be here and there.

00:45:36.500 What has been like, what has been some of the kind of journey with that?

00:45:40.760 I think at the beginning we were just kind of just having fun with it, trying new people

00:45:45.280 and stuff like that.

00:45:46.020 Obviously we had the one incident with Bob, which like I kind of already talked about and

00:45:50.040 shit like that.

00:45:50.780 Oh yeah.

00:45:50.900 I remember that.

00:45:51.780 Yeah.

00:45:52.020 That kind of like, it is what it is.

00:45:53.600 But I think that was like our only real like big host change, but we've subbed in like

00:45:59.540 Salim or like Steve, like, which we'll still continue to do.

00:46:02.780 And now we got Brad that is on it most of the time too.

00:46:06.780 So yeah, it is tough.

00:46:07.860 I think, I think we recorded like four episodes of the pod before we even released it.

00:46:12.380 Cause we just didn't know anything about it.

00:46:14.460 Like we were just having fun with it.

00:46:15.740 Right.

00:46:15.840 Yeah.

00:46:16.300 And then we finally found one that we liked.

00:46:18.200 Um, but yeah, it is, it's interesting.

00:46:21.540 The podcast is fun though.

00:46:22.520 I love it.

00:46:22.960 Cause it's something that I could do no matter how old I get.

00:46:25.460 Yeah.

00:46:26.060 Right.

00:46:26.400 And you get to meet so many fucking cool people.

00:46:28.900 Yeah.

00:46:29.520 Like Elon, Trump, like.

00:46:32.300 Yeah.

00:46:32.720 What was that?

00:46:33.260 Like when, when, when, um, once Elon sat down with you, were you, do you find, is there

00:46:40.440 a lead person who kind of takes the lead and breaks the ice?

00:46:43.140 Do you kind of wait back a moment?

00:46:44.560 It was, it was, I kind of took lead a bit on that one, but yeah, it was a bit awkward

00:46:48.520 at the beginning.

00:46:49.600 Cause I was like, you're kind of nervous too, right?

00:46:51.900 Yeah.

00:46:52.640 I'm not like some fucking TV show host or some shit too.

00:46:55.800 Like it's Elon Musk.

00:46:56.880 I'm, I'm pretty fucking nervous.

00:46:59.040 Yeah.

00:46:59.360 I use Twitter.

00:47:00.620 He, you know, it's like I use the car.

00:47:03.280 Yeah.

00:47:03.440 It's like, I can't know how to get, I still can't know how to get into a Tesla.

00:47:07.100 I know.

00:47:07.560 Right.

00:47:07.920 I still can't.

00:47:08.800 I don't, do you like Tesla's or no?

00:47:10.300 I think once the truck comes out, if it ever does.

00:47:12.500 And that's the part that pisses me off the most is that he hasn't brought the truck

00:47:15.800 out and I don't know why it's like, what the fuck's going on?

00:47:19.680 I just don't like Tesla's.

00:47:21.000 Yeah.

00:47:21.260 Other cars, I think they just look kind of whatever.

00:47:23.260 Yeah.

00:47:24.500 I don't know.

00:47:25.660 They look kind of like a bad, it looks like if you get in there, it's going to take you

00:47:28.800 to meet some dude.

00:47:30.240 Yeah.

00:47:30.740 It's just, I just don't fuck with Tesla's.

00:47:32.880 I don't know.

00:47:33.300 I guess the whole energy thing, but I, maybe I'm a scumbag.

00:47:35.900 I just don't give a shit.

00:47:37.400 Yeah.

00:47:37.720 I don't want to run out of battery on the road.

00:47:39.380 Yeah, you also don't want to tell, you don't want to hike to somebody's house in the middle

00:47:43.020 that I can be like, my battery's down or whatever.

00:47:44.880 It's just not, it's not for me.

00:47:46.400 I'd rather just go to the gas station.

00:47:48.620 Maybe I'm fucking up the world, but it is what it is.

00:47:51.280 I don't know.

00:47:51.780 I don't know.

00:47:52.380 Sometimes I pour a little gas on the outside of my fucking car, dude.

00:47:55.280 You know, I'm not always a good guy.

00:47:57.200 Yeah.

00:47:57.440 Like, I like the fucking smell of gas, too.

00:48:00.460 Oh.

00:48:01.440 Dude, if you sit in one of those old cars, it's like a Chevelle or Chevrolet or, you know,

00:48:06.400 Chevy, and you fucking, there's one that just, when you get in, it's like that.

00:48:10.660 And you always, you always hate, you always dread going to the gas station.

00:48:13.920 Yeah.

00:48:14.260 Like, you're like, fuck, I got to get gas.

00:48:16.000 But then when you're actually there and you're filling it up.

00:48:18.160 Kind of nice.

00:48:18.640 You're kind of chilling.

00:48:19.360 It's kind of therapeutic.

00:48:20.720 Yeah, it is.

00:48:21.100 You know what I mean?

00:48:21.620 Yeah.

00:48:21.780 But I hate getting gas.

00:48:22.920 Like, when I'm like, fuck, I got to get gas.

00:48:24.560 But then when you're there, you're like, this is kind of dope, actually.

00:48:27.500 Like, you're just chilling, you know?

00:48:28.960 Yeah, it's nice.

00:48:30.060 And sometimes you feel like, oh, maybe I'll meet a chick here.

00:48:32.120 It never happens.

00:48:32.800 Never.

00:48:33.080 But sometimes.

00:48:33.920 Never.

00:48:34.500 There's like a chance it's always just some dude, like some dude who looks kind of like

00:48:38.060 a mixed guy.

00:48:39.640 And he's, I feel like he's in like a Celica or something.

00:48:42.800 And he's fucking pissed or he's busy.

00:48:44.800 Yeah.

00:48:45.080 You know, or it's some angry Middle Eastern dude.

00:48:47.280 I'm like, how's every Middle Eastern dude angry?

00:48:50.100 I know.

00:48:50.440 Like, and we get like seven Middle Eastern dudes that are fucking pleased.

00:48:54.400 I know.

00:48:56.380 You can't fuck around with Middle Eastern people.

00:48:58.680 Dude, they're serious, man.

00:49:00.040 Because I think they've been through like, they live in sand.

00:49:04.480 Right?

00:49:05.840 That's true.

00:49:07.220 To live at the beach, but nowhere near the water is fucking.

00:49:10.720 And it's not like Arizona sand or like.

00:49:13.260 No.

00:49:13.540 It's like sand.

00:49:14.960 Yeah.

00:49:15.240 Like a lot of sand, right?

00:49:16.780 Yeah, some of it's quick sand, dude.

00:49:19.340 Can you imagine?

00:49:20.020 Some of it's like, hey, guess what's in here?

00:49:22.740 More sand.

00:49:25.220 That'd be fucked.

00:49:26.600 Dude, that's like when.

00:49:27.540 That might be the worst way to die.

00:49:29.240 Oh.

00:49:29.840 Oh, yeah.

00:49:30.420 Would that be worse than drowning?

00:49:31.900 Do you make a video on the way out?

00:49:34.220 I don't think you have time.

00:49:36.260 I think you got a couple minutes.

00:49:37.180 How fast does quick sand do?

00:49:40.020 If we can look it up.

00:49:40.860 Yeah, that's a good question.

00:49:44.300 You're standing there on quicksand.

00:49:45.380 It starts to go.

00:49:46.560 And I think the suction kind of gets you pretty good.

00:49:49.200 So, and the more you move, the quicker it goes.

00:49:51.760 At least if you're drowning, you have a chance too, right?

00:49:53.900 Yeah.

00:49:54.060 Like you're fucking, you can get through it.

00:49:55.500 But quicksand, you're just, you're fucked.

00:49:58.280 You got to make a video.

00:49:59.400 And then you have to throw your phone far so it doesn't go down with you.

00:50:02.300 I'm seeing one centimeter per second.

00:50:07.020 One centimeter per second.

00:50:08.200 Think about that.

00:50:08.800 That's pretty fast.

00:50:10.120 How tall is somebody?

00:50:12.380 I know.

00:50:12.700 I think that's irrelevant to that.

00:50:14.060 It's just like one per second.

00:50:16.000 Oh, it's kind of relevant.

00:50:17.000 Yeah, I think it's pretty relevant.

00:50:18.080 Because then you see how many seconds you have.

00:50:19.320 But I think people are like, what, 180 centimeters?

00:50:22.180 So you got three minutes.

00:50:23.460 Damn.

00:50:26.120 Bro, that's some time, bro.

00:50:28.900 We should try that.

00:50:30.140 But like if there was no way to die.

00:50:31.820 Yeah.

00:50:32.100 Do you know what I mean?

00:50:32.760 That'd be like a cool challenge.

00:50:34.120 It'd be a cool game show.

00:50:36.100 Dude, I always wanted to make like this kind of weird kind of Japanese style game show where

00:50:39.560 you get two guys to like, two like just real rural fellas, you know?

00:50:44.120 People that are just, you know, that believe mostly in cum, you know?

00:50:47.620 And they just eat as much as they want, right?

00:50:50.100 For a couple days.

00:50:52.020 And then you sit them up each in like a tree.

00:50:54.660 And they both like defecate down like onto a scale, right?

00:50:58.460 And whoever does the most wins like something.

00:51:01.120 Whoever shits the most?

00:51:02.020 Yeah.

00:51:03.540 But you don't see any of the shit or anything.

00:51:05.120 It's like, it's all kind of hidden.

00:51:06.720 Maybe you see the shadow of it kind of.

00:51:08.220 Okay, okay.

00:51:08.740 And you have like a host.

00:51:09.920 So not like see-through tubes.

00:51:11.260 Yeah, no, nothing.

00:51:12.060 It's nothing that gets...

00:51:12.620 You just see the scale and that's what's really publicized.

00:51:15.100 Yes.

00:51:15.800 That's pretty cool.

00:51:15.900 You see the scale and there's like a host up there asking him a couple questions, you know?

00:51:19.560 What you got left, buddy?

00:51:20.960 You know?

00:51:21.500 Come on, Ronnie, you pussy.

00:51:23.480 You know?

00:51:23.880 I like that.

00:51:24.680 I just think that there was...

00:51:25.840 I think that that would be kind of a fascinating little game show because a lot of guys, they...

00:51:30.580 You know, the best thing they can do is shit, I feel like.

00:51:34.540 There's guys out there that they feel like that's what they fucking do.

00:51:38.680 Yeah.

00:51:39.160 I love a good shit.

00:51:40.600 Oh.

00:51:41.580 It's fun.

00:51:41.700 I spend, I think, too much time on the shitter.

00:51:44.100 Do you really?

00:51:44.620 I think like...

00:51:45.360 I just get like a lot of good work done there and shit.

00:51:47.800 Like when you're sitting down to take a good shit.

00:51:49.940 Yeah.

00:51:50.440 Pull out the phone.

00:51:51.380 Like, I don't know.

00:51:51.880 I'm kind of creative on the shitter too.

00:51:53.740 Like I'll think of ideas there and shit.

00:51:56.260 I feel like it's not a good shit unless your legs fall asleep.

00:51:58.660 Like right when you start to get that tingle, you're like, all right.

00:52:01.420 Yeah.

00:52:01.800 It's time to wipe up.

00:52:02.700 Yeah, it's time to fucking tighten up.

00:52:04.300 Yeah.

00:52:05.040 Get back out in the world.

00:52:06.740 100%.

00:52:07.100 I remember, yeah, one time defecating.

00:52:10.660 I was in Cancun and some girl, this was during spring break, came in and just did sex on me right there.

00:52:20.040 When you were shitting?

00:52:21.100 In the bathroom, yeah.

00:52:22.360 So that's like a blumpkin, no?

00:52:24.060 I don't know.

00:52:24.980 I don't know where she was from.

00:52:26.560 Or I don't know who she...

00:52:27.280 I don't know her last name.

00:52:28.320 So you were on the shitter?

00:52:29.720 Yeah.

00:52:30.540 I was on...

00:52:30.820 And she started just like riding you or some shit?

00:52:32.540 Yeah.

00:52:32.840 It was a nightclub and I probably could have been doing drugs.

00:52:36.480 I don't remember, but yeah, I remember that.

00:52:40.260 That's pretty awesome.

00:52:41.740 Yeah.

00:52:42.060 I mean, it's a pretty legendary story.

00:52:43.620 It was a lot, man.

00:52:44.580 Yeah.

00:52:45.020 In the moment, it was probably kind of weird.

00:52:47.540 Yeah, it was a lot.

00:52:48.560 Because I felt like it was like a setup.

00:52:50.340 I'm like, nobody would do this.

00:52:52.240 You know, so it feels like you're like getting set up or something, you know?

00:52:54.960 Damn, I gotta do that.

00:52:56.900 I don't know.

00:52:57.600 And also, I think there was the nightclub and there was like kind of...

00:53:00.680 They had like too many smoke machines in there.

00:53:02.680 So there was like a lot of ambiance, you know?

00:53:05.380 But I remember that, man.

00:53:07.300 I forgot all about that, man.

00:53:08.920 Praise God.

00:53:09.920 That's pretty legendary, though.

00:53:12.060 It was something, man.

00:53:13.120 You know, you just every now and then, there's something, you know, the light shines on you.

00:53:19.060 You know?

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00:55:56.500 When you guys went to see Trump, you guys went on Air Force One, right?

00:56:16.120 We did, yeah.

00:56:17.100 And so what was that kind of like?

00:56:19.560 It was pretty cool.

00:56:20.400 I mean, especially since I'm Canadian.

00:56:22.060 I don't know how many Canadians have been on there, right?

00:56:24.580 It's kind of cool.

00:56:25.420 I don't know.

00:56:27.220 But it was cool.

00:56:28.420 I said before, I personally felt like the interior's a little outdated.

00:56:33.120 Right.

00:56:33.440 I feel like they could get an interior designer in there and shit.

00:56:36.000 It's big and shit.

00:56:36.860 It's massive.

00:56:38.060 But I feel like the interior designer maybe should be fired or something.

00:56:41.740 Does it look just more faint?

00:56:42.980 Does it look like?

00:56:43.780 It's kind of boring.

00:56:44.680 Like your dad's office kind of?

00:56:45.840 Yeah.

00:56:46.140 Yeah, your dad's office type vibes and shit.

00:56:49.320 But it was really cool.

00:56:52.000 We were supposed to interview Trump that time.

00:56:53.840 This was right before the election, too.

00:56:55.860 Wow.

00:56:56.180 Like right before.

00:56:57.520 And then we went with him.

00:56:59.220 So people were hating him then.

00:56:59.600 Was it the first election or the second?

00:57:00.560 Yes.

00:57:00.880 So people were hating him.

00:57:01.880 The second election?

00:57:02.720 First election.

00:57:03.260 Oh, first election.

00:57:04.080 Oh, no.

00:57:04.720 Sorry.

00:57:04.960 Second.

00:57:05.360 Yeah.

00:57:05.720 Yeah.

00:57:06.220 That's when people were really, really hating him.

00:57:07.640 Yeah.

00:57:08.020 Yeah.

00:57:08.220 Exactly.

00:57:08.940 Because at first he kind of represented this underdog type of thing, you know?

00:57:13.640 Well, you think when he ran against Clinton, people didn't hate him as much?

00:57:17.300 I think people hated him more the second time.

00:57:19.060 Second time.

00:57:19.460 But the media also always hated him.

00:57:21.580 Right.

00:57:21.780 You know?

00:57:22.320 I think that he would have...

00:57:23.760 Somebody else would have done a little bit better in his position if they'd had a little...

00:57:28.380 I don't know if he was the best speaker.

00:57:30.680 But then also, I don't know why we need the...

00:57:33.640 Who, Trump's not the best speaker?

00:57:35.100 I mean, he's great, but I don't know if he connects to people that well as a human.

00:57:39.040 I think he's a good speaker.

00:57:39.900 I just think he has a little too much baggage.

00:57:42.680 Yeah, totally.

00:57:43.220 For the average person, right?

00:57:45.900 Yeah.

00:57:46.540 But when he made it that far, I remember when he got elected, I was like, holy shit, dude.

00:57:51.320 Any of us could be president.

00:57:52.940 Crazy, right?

00:57:53.400 Like, fucking...

00:57:54.200 No one thought he was going to win the first time.

00:57:56.020 I was shocked.

00:57:57.080 Oh, when he first came out in the beginning, I was like, I think he's going to win.

00:58:00.320 So, yeah, look.

00:58:01.280 We went with Dana, and then we were supposed to interview him, right?

00:58:04.680 So, we thought we were going to interview him.

00:58:05.940 And then the last second, they came in, they're like, yo, we're not doing it.

00:58:09.400 And we're like, fuck.

00:58:10.320 They're like, yeah, Trump wants you guys to come into his office, though.

00:58:14.180 And he wants to meet you guys and shit.

00:58:15.840 And they're like, you can film it.

00:58:17.500 So, we're like, all right.

00:58:18.060 So, we go in, and Trump's watching fucking Ted Cruz on the TV.

00:58:22.480 And he's chirping him, making fun of him and shit.

00:58:25.200 And then they bring Trump on the TV.

00:58:27.080 And he's like, look, guys, look, look.

00:58:28.600 Look how skinny I look there.

00:58:30.060 Look how skinny I look.

00:58:31.140 I was just like, no way.

00:58:32.320 He's exactly like TV in real life.

00:58:34.680 And then he's just like, oh, look at these handsome guys.

00:58:36.940 Like, such handsome guys.

00:58:37.900 Like, complimenting us and shit.

00:58:39.620 It was pretty crazy.

00:58:40.820 And then we went to his rally.

00:58:42.180 Uh-huh.

00:58:42.940 And he pulled us up on stage for the fucking YMCA.

00:58:46.140 The outro.

00:58:46.940 Like, you know his getaway song?

00:58:48.860 Yeah.

00:58:49.320 He pulled us up on stage.

00:58:50.800 And we ripped the YMCA with Trump.

00:58:52.860 And then he feed posted it on his Instagram.

00:58:57.180 And we were fucking hyped, bro.

00:58:59.420 Bro, he's never been to a YMCA in his life.

00:59:02.240 I know.

00:59:03.660 He loves it.

00:59:04.160 He says it's the gay national anthem, right?

00:59:05.760 Oh, yeah.

00:59:06.380 But it's just crazy that he's never been.

00:59:07.900 There's no way that dude's been to a YMCA.

00:59:10.500 I know.

00:59:11.220 But when he posted that on his Instagram, we were like, holy fuck, bro.

00:59:15.100 Like, we're shocked.

00:59:16.000 Yeah.

00:59:16.340 Just like, what the fuck just happened?

00:59:18.060 We're in another echelon now.

00:59:18.620 Like, Air Force One, YMCA with Trump to, like, I can't believe this shit.

00:59:23.340 Like, it's kind of crazy how things can just start to happen once things get going, right?

00:59:26.980 And you're like, how am I in this crazy scenario?

00:59:30.200 Like, I'll find myself at certain people's homes or certain environments.

00:59:33.100 And I'm like, how am I involved in this?

00:59:35.880 Like, we're going to Paris Fashion Week next week.

00:59:37.880 And, like, it's, like, Mike Tyson, me, Andrew Schultz.

00:59:42.160 We're, like, going to do some runway.

00:59:43.720 It's just, like.

00:59:44.240 Wow.

00:59:44.720 And it's just, like.

00:59:45.680 Are you going to, like, walk the runway and shit?

00:59:47.660 Yeah.

00:59:47.960 Like, for some company, I mean, they're paying us.

00:59:49.660 You know, it's cool.

00:59:50.580 That's going to be pretty sick, though.

00:59:51.360 But it's also, like, how?

00:59:52.440 What the fuck is that even?

00:59:53.620 It's like, what?

00:59:55.340 I know, right?

00:59:56.040 The opportunities that we get are so weird.

00:59:58.640 And the people you get to meet.

00:59:59.980 Yeah.

01:00:00.940 I don't think you ever.

01:00:02.300 I guess you get used to it, but then you don't.

01:00:05.220 Like, do you feel, like, used to it?

01:00:06.440 Like, meeting.

01:00:06.920 You've met, obviously, so many cool people.

01:00:08.960 I've met, like, recently.

01:00:10.180 Who did I meet?

01:00:10.520 Oh, I met Leonardo DiCaprio one night.

01:00:12.620 Oh, yeah?

01:00:13.020 That was a little bit interesting, probably.

01:00:16.080 I'd seen him a lot at certain events.

01:00:17.500 He's always sitting across, talking real quietly to some girl.

01:00:20.760 Yeah.

01:00:21.080 But, um.

01:00:22.160 He's always partying and shit, right?

01:00:23.700 Yeah.

01:00:24.000 I don't see how he does it.

01:00:25.480 But I thought that that was kind of.

01:00:27.420 It was just interesting, you know?

01:00:29.340 He just smiled.

01:00:29.980 He's got all these lines.

01:00:31.080 And he just, like.

01:00:32.300 He has so much expression, you know?

01:00:34.000 Yeah.

01:00:34.860 Um.

01:00:36.040 You guys had.

01:00:36.960 That's cool as fuck.

01:00:37.620 What's that?

01:00:38.100 He's cool, yeah.

01:00:38.860 Yeah.

01:00:39.180 Leo.

01:00:39.700 Yeah.

01:00:40.040 Cool cat.

01:00:40.420 Do you know him?

01:00:40.840 No, I don't know him, but he's one of my favorite actors.

01:00:42.980 He's like, you know, he's like.

01:00:44.980 Yeah, I mean, he's, like, so handsome.

01:00:46.760 You're just like, oh, I'm.

01:00:48.580 You know?

01:00:49.480 You're like, I'm not gay, but damn, buddy.

01:00:51.680 Yeah.

01:00:51.860 You know?

01:00:52.300 It's crazy the people you get to meet.

01:00:53.660 It's fucking.

01:00:54.780 Yeah.

01:00:55.040 So bizarre, especially with the fighting, the UFC stuff.

01:00:57.300 That's the part sometimes that's, like, a little scary.

01:00:59.780 That's, but you think so?

01:01:00.980 Why are you scared when you go there?

01:01:02.420 A little bit.

01:01:03.360 Because I know, like.

01:01:04.580 I grew up in a neighborhood where people were always knocking the.

01:01:07.060 I mean, people's dads.

01:01:08.420 Like, I remember the first day in our neighborhood.

01:01:11.420 This dude, Milford, was fighting this senior citizen right in the street.

01:01:15.920 Mr. Polito was his name.

01:01:17.540 And he threw him into a fucking ditch fire.

01:01:20.480 Like, into a fucking.

01:01:21.500 A ditch fire?

01:01:22.400 What's that?

01:01:23.440 It's like a.

01:01:24.400 I mean, a fire in a ditch, but like.

01:01:26.020 Yeah.

01:01:26.380 Just a fire in a ditch.

01:01:28.340 And, yeah, and he threw him right in that bitch, dude.

01:01:31.840 And then, bro, here's the craziest part.

01:01:34.740 He fucking came out that bitch, dog.

01:01:37.240 On fire?

01:01:38.100 Yeah.

01:01:38.560 People were fucking cheering.

01:01:40.180 Did he stop, drop, and roll, or just go right back into the scratch?

01:01:42.020 He went straight at him, dude.

01:01:43.440 He was, like, 200% Italian.

01:01:45.120 He went straight fucking at him, bro.

01:01:47.520 I mean, and people were so excited.

01:01:49.100 People were just fucking and drinking Dr. Pepper fucking and losing their shit.

01:01:53.360 Crazy.

01:01:53.820 And, yeah, I think he threw him back in, man.

01:01:57.260 Ugh.

01:01:58.300 Damn.

01:01:58.460 But we just grew up in that environment where people were always fighting.

01:02:01.160 So you always knew that, you know, in order to get to a different part of our neighborhood,

01:02:06.000 you had to fight this one family.

01:02:07.520 It was always like, you know, there were always trolls under the bridge, you know?

01:02:12.080 And so I think there's some of that energy with UFC.

01:02:16.240 Why, you think someone's going to press you there, like, jump out of the ring?

01:02:18.780 Well, the most, the people who are most enjoy pressing or being pressed are all in that building.

01:02:24.400 True.

01:02:25.080 And so I think it's just a risk factor.

01:02:27.940 And everybody in the fan is like an amateur, you know, in the parking lot at those events,

01:02:32.060 it's just fucking people beating each other's keys out of each other's hands.

01:02:35.400 True.

01:02:35.600 You know?

01:02:37.340 UFC's sick, though.

01:02:38.660 Who's your favorite fighter?

01:02:39.640 It's so great.

01:02:40.580 I love Dustin Poirier.

01:02:42.460 That fight was crazy.

01:02:43.200 You were there.

01:02:43.720 Yeah.

01:02:43.960 I saw you there.

01:02:44.600 Yeah.

01:02:44.840 That fight was insane.

01:02:46.740 God.

01:02:47.200 Chandler versus Poirier.

01:02:48.560 That's got to be in the top, I don't know what.

01:02:51.180 But that was one of the best fights I've ever seen in my life.

01:02:55.040 Yeah.

01:02:55.460 That was so fucking sick to be there.

01:02:58.320 How Poirier pulled off the W.

01:03:00.240 Yeah.

01:03:00.460 And I thought he'd like, yeah, I think, yeah, it's just fascinating to see those guys.

01:03:04.620 Corey Sanhagen, I like Cheeto Vera.

01:03:07.940 Sugar Sean, obviously.

01:03:10.640 They might fight again, right?

01:03:12.220 I know, huh?

01:03:12.860 Cheeto and Sugar.

01:03:13.340 That would be crazy.

01:03:13.660 Because I think Cheeto, Sean thought, he's like, oh, I got him, it's done.

01:03:16.520 But Cheeto's like, you ain't got me yet, dude.

01:03:18.560 Yeah.

01:03:19.060 That'll be a crazy fight.

01:03:20.460 I know.

01:03:21.440 I know, because Cheeto, I don't know if you can knock Cheeto.

01:03:23.320 I mean, Cheeto's just.

01:03:24.080 He's fucking tough.

01:03:24.860 Yes.

01:03:25.680 He's tough as fuck.

01:03:26.900 He's tough.

01:03:27.480 They used to call him like the monkey or something.

01:03:29.060 It looks like scary, bro.

01:03:30.660 Yeah.

01:03:31.380 Dude, I went and saw Zach Bryan, the Zach Bryan concert, right?

01:03:34.820 I'm a huge Zach Bryan fan.

01:03:36.140 And I go there and I walk up kind of backstage and Cheeto fucking Vera is there.

01:03:41.940 Yeah.

01:03:42.280 You know?

01:03:42.840 And Cheeto speaks English good, but it's like, I don't know if it's great enough to listen

01:03:46.220 to Zach Bryan, you know?

01:03:47.720 And so it's like.

01:03:49.020 It's kind of random, right?

01:03:50.020 It was the most random thing in the whole world.

01:03:52.900 But we hung out the whole time, man.

01:03:54.240 We had a blast.

01:03:55.980 So I don't know.

01:03:56.860 There's so many fighters that I like, man.

01:03:58.560 And then you get these guys from like, all the Dagestanis, yeah.

01:04:04.300 That's why I'm pumped to go see because I feel like no one's kind of seen how they like

01:04:07.760 live and train and shit, right?

01:04:09.260 Or y'all going to go to Khabib's home?

01:04:10.560 Something like that would be very interesting.

01:04:11.820 So Khabib's there.

01:04:12.420 I hope we link with Khabib.

01:04:13.860 That's a maybe.

01:04:14.740 But we're going to go see Islam and he's training to fight Volkanovski.

01:04:18.120 So he's five hours up in the mountains drive from Dagestan.

01:04:22.000 So he's like in the cold lakes and shit and they're like living in cabins.

01:04:26.960 I've seen it on his Instagram, but I was talking to their team today and it looks like we're

01:04:30.960 going to go do it.

01:04:31.620 So I don't know.

01:04:32.220 We'll try to train like them and shit.

01:04:34.320 Dude, that's because you need to get one of those missile launchers too and shoot it.

01:04:37.540 Yeah.

01:04:38.340 You know, they all have them.

01:04:39.640 But that would be amazing, man.

01:04:42.940 Yeah.

01:04:43.040 I saw him jump in some ice water.

01:04:44.100 Can you bring up a picture of him?

01:04:45.980 One of those guys.

01:04:46.840 I don't like.

01:04:47.260 You saw his last fight in Abu Dhabi or did you watch it?

01:04:49.620 Was that the one where he fought Kevin Holland?

01:04:51.340 No, he fought Oliveira.

01:04:54.440 Yeah.

01:04:55.100 He's a beast.

01:04:55.940 Islam now.

01:04:56.980 He seems like an asshole, right?

01:04:58.060 Is that him?

01:04:58.820 I don't know if he's an asshole.

01:04:59.940 He seems pretty.

01:05:00.520 He's kind of like they play like the they play like the modest card and shit, but they're

01:05:04.660 always like dripped out in Dior and like they dress like Khabib like drips hard.

01:05:09.700 Does he?

01:05:10.240 Yeah.

01:05:10.460 He's always dripping and Islam too.

01:05:12.440 Like he's always like he's got Dior kicks on and shit, but then they play the modest

01:05:16.360 card.

01:05:16.720 Like, you know, they know what they're doing.

01:05:18.600 Right.

01:05:18.820 I live in a sandcastle.

01:05:20.020 Yeah.

01:05:20.320 Yeah.

01:05:20.940 That's why maybe they don't.

01:05:22.020 They're kind of hesitant about paper.

01:05:23.580 Yeah.

01:05:23.720 They're kind of hesitant about us coming to Dagestan.

01:05:25.960 So I think.

01:05:27.560 I think they got it made over there.

01:05:29.380 So I think now they're looking on Airbnb and shit and like they're going to just like rent

01:05:32.540 a cabin and be like, all right, this is where we live and shit, you know, but their

01:05:36.660 real house is like two blocks.

01:05:38.020 Khabib's got a fucking mansion.

01:05:40.840 Two mountains over.

01:05:41.860 Yeah.

01:05:42.340 Yeah, dude.

01:05:42.980 I, that, cause yeah, I can't imagine.

01:05:45.440 Yeah.

01:05:45.620 For some reason with Khabib, I have this idea of him like sleeping in like his childhood

01:05:49.300 bed still and his grandmother's in the other room, you know, making like.

01:05:53.040 There's no way though.

01:05:54.140 Cooking a rock or something, you know?

01:05:56.800 Yeah.

01:05:57.200 But that's what you think.

01:05:58.800 But I like, there's no way.

01:06:00.280 Yeah.

01:06:00.740 Like it's Khabib.

01:06:01.700 He's loaded.

01:06:03.880 Yeah.

01:06:04.300 He's loaded.

01:06:05.040 He's loaded up.

01:06:06.160 And there's nothing to spend money on.

01:06:08.020 Nothing.

01:06:08.520 He gets everything for free.

01:06:09.840 Cause when you're famous there too, like if you're like Middle Eastern, like royalty,

01:06:14.360 that's like next level shit, right?

01:06:17.240 Like when you're worshiped over there, I feel like it's different than here.

01:06:19.920 Do you agree?

01:06:20.160 Have you seen some wealth like that?

01:06:21.580 Have you been around some wealth and you're like, okay, this is some.

01:06:24.300 Um, I don't know.

01:06:25.360 I've, I've been to Abu Dhabi twice and I just know those people are so proud of the

01:06:29.280 people that, you know, cause Dagestan is kind of close to the Middle East too, right?

01:06:33.220 It's like right on the Southern part of Russia, I think.

01:06:36.960 We'll see.

01:06:37.640 Yeah.

01:06:38.420 Yeah.

01:06:38.640 I guess.

01:06:38.900 So I feel like they worship those guys too.

01:06:41.120 Like those guys are like, he's like, especially in the Muslim like religion too.

01:06:44.540 Those guys are gods.

01:06:45.760 Like Khabib's a fucking God to those people.

01:06:48.120 Yeah.

01:06:48.420 So he gets everything for free probably in Abu Dhabi, Dubai, everywhere he goes, like Saudi probably.

01:06:54.300 Like dude, that's so crazy.

01:06:55.800 Cause that's like a, no, that's a world where there's like, you know, even a chat, like in

01:07:00.660 the shadows, there's things going on.

01:07:03.060 Everyone's going there too now, Middle East.

01:07:04.860 Do you notice that?

01:07:05.620 I see everyone going to Dubai, Saudi Arabia.

01:07:09.220 They're like low key.

01:07:10.380 They're, they're taking over low key.

01:07:12.620 Damn.

01:07:13.480 They're coming up, bro.

01:07:14.480 So I'm kind of start to wonder what's going to come up next, you know, because America's

01:07:19.500 kind of become this, like, it's definitely changing, huh?

01:07:23.440 Well, you're Canada.

01:07:24.460 Yeah.

01:07:24.700 But Canada is changing too.

01:07:26.360 Canada is worse, bro.

01:07:28.020 I mean, after the whole COVID shit, it was, it was bad there.

01:07:31.320 Like Canada was fully locked down for like two years.

01:07:35.240 Wow.

01:07:35.820 Like it was fucked.

01:07:36.860 And like when, when you go home too, like you notice, like when I went home one time,

01:07:40.820 like people like look at you and like back away.

01:07:43.640 Like it was like, it, people were brainwashed there straight up.

01:07:47.500 It was very sad to see.

01:07:49.180 Like it was crazy.

01:07:50.160 And they're so nice there.

01:07:51.240 They just, they almost are willing to be more brainwashed.

01:07:53.180 But they turned into assholes quick.

01:07:54.780 Yeah.

01:07:55.100 Yeah.

01:07:55.300 But they were very brainwashed too.

01:07:57.160 Damn.

01:07:57.420 Like COVID's on every TV, every news.

01:07:59.880 You walk into a restaurant, it's on the TV.

01:08:02.420 It's, it's, it's crazy.

01:08:04.040 But I think that kind of slowed us down a little bit.

01:08:06.660 And then, yeah, I think people are just too pussy in North American culture, right?

01:08:11.120 Yeah.

01:08:11.680 I mean, in America, it was like, I think people didn't know what to do.

01:08:14.320 The media really controlled a lot of that narrative too, and scared a lot of people.

01:08:17.680 I think that's one thing we learned from COVID is like, wow, the media is powerful.

01:08:22.140 Yeah.

01:08:22.700 Like it's actually scary.

01:08:25.040 Do you find?

01:08:26.040 I mean, no tech is the new fossil fuel.

01:08:27.700 That's what I say all the time.

01:08:29.000 It's like whoever owns the bandwidth, that's it.

01:08:33.000 You know, people keep talking about oil and all this bullshit, dude.

01:08:35.920 It's like, it's whoever owns the fucking bandwidth.

01:08:39.020 Did you see that new GP chat thing?

01:08:40.920 Did you see that thing?

01:08:42.200 What's that?

01:08:43.300 Zach, see if you can pull that up.

01:08:44.360 It was, um, I think we were talking about it earlier.

01:08:48.660 Yeah.

01:08:49.000 I got to go out to dinner with Jordan one time.

01:08:50.520 So he was, his daughter lives in Nashville, right?

01:08:52.160 So he came in and we all went to dinner and they eat meat, bro.

01:08:55.420 They eat like, yeah.

01:08:57.040 At the end of dinner, it was just American.

01:08:58.340 Is he American or is he from, cause he taught in Toronto.

01:09:00.760 Yeah.

01:09:00.900 He's Canadian.

01:09:01.380 Oh, is he?

01:09:01.960 So they eat meat.

01:09:03.640 And at the end of dinner, there was just literally a plate of bones in between them.

01:09:07.520 Damn.

01:09:08.000 Meat and like seltzer water.

01:09:09.540 Really?

01:09:10.040 And I mean like a plate of almost.

01:09:11.240 They're serious about like, they just, what's just, they're like carnivores or some shit?

01:09:14.660 Yeah.

01:09:14.940 They're dang carnivores, dude.

01:09:16.140 They're just like, um, North American carnivores, I guess.

01:09:18.820 Or, you know, some type of carnivore.

01:09:22.120 Yeah.

01:09:22.460 What were we saying?

01:09:22.800 Yeah.

01:09:22.940 The media.

01:09:23.380 Yeah.

01:09:23.640 I guess.

01:09:24.000 Yeah.

01:09:24.340 That's one thing I just learned.

01:09:25.560 It's like, it's crazy.

01:09:27.520 Like, that's why I just feel like there's just gotta be some like elite level of people

01:09:31.360 just like.

01:09:32.320 It feels like it, huh?

01:09:33.300 Yeah.

01:09:33.580 Cause like they just put something on a screen or like they put it on our phones and then

01:09:37.520 like we look at it and like, we just believe it.

01:09:40.580 Like, isn't that crazy?

01:09:41.640 Yeah.

01:09:41.800 They could put anything on our screens, on our phones and you're just gonna like, you're

01:09:46.760 gonna obey.

01:09:47.960 It's fucking nuts.

01:09:49.400 It's gnaughty.

01:09:49.900 Did you see that show?

01:09:50.980 It's called Don't Pick Up the Phone on Netflix?

01:09:52.900 No.

01:09:53.400 Okay.

01:09:53.740 So this is unbelievable.

01:09:54.960 So some man, right?

01:09:57.480 A man was calling McDonald's's.

01:10:01.040 Okay.

01:10:01.660 Mm-hmm.

01:10:02.200 Or Hardee's, but mostly McDonald's.

01:10:05.060 And he would talk to the manager, right?

01:10:07.240 And he would say, hey, this is so-and-so with us on the police department.

01:10:10.400 Um, we have access to you guys' closed server kit cameras.

01:10:13.800 We saw that a staff member had stolen some money, right?

01:10:18.140 Um, do you have a staff member that looks like this?

01:10:20.180 And they would describe the staff member.

01:10:22.820 And then they would say, yeah, we do.

01:10:25.160 And they would say, okay, can you have them come into the office?

01:10:28.300 So this, this police officer is talking to the manager.

01:10:32.480 The manager has a staff person come in the office, right?

01:10:34.720 It's a woman.

01:10:35.740 And then the police officer is like, okay, I'm gonna have to, we're gonna have to come

01:10:38.660 down and strip search her, or you can do it for us over the phone.

01:10:43.320 You can ask the employee what they want.

01:10:46.700 So they ask the employee and the employee is like, well, I'd rather have you do, I know

01:10:49.520 you.

01:10:50.260 I don't want somebody to come down here.

01:10:51.280 I don't know.

01:10:51.880 Right.

01:10:53.140 So then the guy's like, okay, we need you to have her take her shirt off.

01:10:56.560 Right.

01:10:56.860 And it keeps going on until the employee is like completely naked, like bending over,

01:11:03.780 spreading their ass, spreading their, you know, vagina, you know, vagina, you know, the

01:11:09.860 jeeks or whatever it's even called, um, lifting their tits up.

01:11:13.560 Right.

01:11:13.840 Okay.

01:11:14.580 Then at one point, right.

01:11:16.000 It's insane.

01:11:16.620 And all of this is on the cameras in the McDonald's.

01:11:19.340 Right.

01:11:19.880 So then at one point the manager's like, I've been doing this for an hour and 20 minutes

01:11:24.160 with this employee.

01:11:25.400 I got to feed people breakfast out here.

01:11:27.440 And the officer's like, is there anyone else you trust that you could have finished up the

01:11:31.140 strip search?

01:11:31.660 Right.

01:11:32.080 And she's like, well, my fiance, I guess he could come down and help.

01:11:34.800 Right.

01:11:35.940 The manager's fiance comes down.

01:11:38.360 Right.

01:11:38.700 And is now on the phone with the police officer.

01:11:40.480 This lady has been there naked for an hour and a half.

01:11:43.500 The officer's like, yeah, I need you to like smell her body for like drugs.

01:11:47.820 And then I need you to like have her lay over your, your knees.

01:11:51.800 Is the officer real or they're just not real.

01:11:54.040 Yeah.

01:11:54.920 And so, but these people don't know it.

01:11:56.500 It's like this, it's this system that happens in your head when you get a little bit of direction

01:12:00.480 and you start to follow it.

01:12:02.500 And by the end, this man is, this man who doesn't even work in the McDonald's is spanking

01:12:07.700 this woman.

01:12:08.440 Right.

01:12:09.660 Then the, the officer says, this is like actually happened, bro.

01:12:13.720 This happened in like 50 locations.

01:12:16.400 What?

01:12:16.760 And there's a video about that.

01:12:18.080 There's a documentary about it on Netflix.

01:12:19.720 Okay.

01:12:20.100 What's it called again?

01:12:20.780 It's called don't pick up the phone.

01:12:22.280 Okay.

01:12:22.820 Bro.

01:12:23.040 I was laughing so fucking hard.

01:12:25.560 In the end, this girl gives the man a blow job, dude.

01:12:29.120 Okay.

01:12:29.340 That's gotta be fake.

01:12:30.480 No, no, they had it right there.

01:12:32.760 The guy went to jail for it.

01:12:35.240 What?

01:12:35.600 And all he was trying to do was help his fricking wife.

01:12:38.640 Who's a McDonald's.

01:12:39.640 That's fucked.

01:12:40.360 Okay.

01:12:40.640 You gotta be a bit dumb to believe that.

01:12:42.460 Well, you have to be, but there's this thing where it's like, when you start to believe a

01:12:45.820 little bit, what is that called?

01:12:47.020 Is that when you start to believe something a little bit like, uh, no, it's a, it's a

01:12:51.920 system that's in there, but it was just a minute.

01:12:55.000 It's unbelievable.

01:12:55.480 And finally, like they, they start to figure out who this guy is.

01:12:58.840 And, uh, I won't tell you what happens, but this guy had been doing it for like 10,

01:13:02.160 12 years.

01:13:03.240 Wow.

01:13:03.620 Call him.

01:13:04.000 He just got, he just got a kick out of it.

01:13:06.400 Yeah.

01:13:06.600 Type shit.

01:13:08.320 It's pretty fun.

01:13:09.340 It's kind of a good prank call.

01:13:10.660 Bro.

01:13:11.060 Unbelievable.

01:13:11.580 The, the, the, the level that it went to is just, what if it just started out as like

01:13:14.840 a funny prank call and then like, he's like just kind of fucking with them and then they

01:13:18.240 actually did it.

01:13:19.280 I'm sure.

01:13:20.180 Well, people were blowing each other.

01:13:22.080 People were, um, they had a lot of instances where people smell in each other's butt, uh,

01:13:28.820 just things that were just really graphic, you know?

01:13:31.420 That's wild.

01:13:32.020 Can you imagine you're at a McDonald's, you getting strip searched?

01:13:34.600 You're fucking 18 years old.

01:13:35.820 I would just quit, bro.

01:13:36.880 Straight up.

01:13:37.060 Well, here's the best part of that call is at one point the janitor comes in, right?

01:13:40.760 He picked up the phone.

01:13:41.780 He listens to the dude for like 10 seconds.

01:13:43.260 He's like, oh, this guy's just fucking playing around.

01:13:45.520 Yeah.

01:13:45.880 He's the phone up.

01:13:47.080 Fuck.

01:13:48.300 McDonald's is fucked.

01:13:49.060 I worked there for like three shifts.

01:13:50.660 Really?

01:13:50.960 Back in the day.

01:13:51.580 Yeah.

01:13:51.920 Yeah.

01:13:52.200 But it was so brutal.

01:13:53.260 Like I was just like, fuck this, bro.

01:13:55.020 What was your responsibilities there?

01:13:56.640 So it's so weird.

01:13:57.600 Like when you work in the kitchen, they make the newest person do like the hardest job.

01:14:01.180 It's called like, like batch cooking or some shit.

01:14:03.700 And you got to like, like the burgers are on one side of the kitchen.

01:14:06.800 And then the fried shit, like the nuggets and the fucking all that shit.

01:14:10.240 The fun shit.

01:14:11.100 McChickens and shit.

01:14:12.120 That's all on the other side of the kitchen.

01:14:14.060 And you got to like go back and forth and like do both.

01:14:17.880 Oh.

01:14:18.320 And it's only one person that does it.

01:14:19.900 And like the managers are up there just fucking off, like munching on fries and shit.

01:14:24.500 Just saying the machine's broken.

01:14:26.060 Yeah.

01:14:26.520 So it's like, it was, it was pretty crazy.

01:14:28.280 And then like some 40 year old was like bitching at me.

01:14:30.840 Like, I was just like, yo, I'm out.

01:14:32.580 And then, and then I went to work at the golf course and just like fucked off and worked there.

01:14:36.100 Did you see a lot of celebs at the golf course that came through or no?

01:14:38.560 Actually, we met.

01:14:39.760 No, actually.

01:14:40.540 Yeah.

01:14:40.840 Will Smith came through there once.

01:14:43.180 That's crazy.

01:14:44.880 And then Margot Robbie.

01:14:46.640 Oh yeah.

01:14:47.100 Was she pretty?

01:14:47.600 She's smoking.

01:14:48.840 God.

01:14:49.360 Yeah.

01:14:49.620 And a golf skirt and shit too.

01:14:52.540 Getting hammered with her girls and shit.

01:14:55.020 Yeah.

01:14:55.500 It's pretty crazy.

01:14:56.440 Yeah.

01:14:56.980 Sometimes I always had more semen in my body than I do.

01:14:59.260 Yeah.

01:14:59.500 Um, what, uh, what was your experience?

01:15:04.340 Like, I know you guys had OJ Simpson on, right?

01:15:06.400 Take me through the process of how you pull in somebody like that.

01:15:09.020 And, and was there some, was there some ethical questions about it?

01:15:11.980 I know you guys don't have a lot of ethics.

01:15:13.360 No, we don't have a lot of ethics.

01:15:14.620 But, um.

01:15:15.220 Was there some ethical questions?

01:15:17.300 Um.

01:15:17.840 About it?

01:15:18.260 Yeah.

01:15:18.420 You know what?

01:15:18.760 Actually, no, being real, we actually did debate it.

01:15:21.000 Yeah.

01:15:21.180 We've had the opportunity for like months, like on maybe like a year, honestly.

01:15:25.920 And I think he has like a right-hand guy.

01:15:28.500 Oh, yeah?

01:15:29.080 For us, it's usually like when the son's a fan.

01:15:31.560 That's how we get like mostly all our shit.

01:15:33.120 Yeah.

01:15:33.600 Like if they have a male fan and he's 16 to whatever, 20 something, 28, he probably

01:15:38.940 knows us, right?

01:15:39.860 Yeah.

01:15:40.240 So, OJ's right-hand guy, his son is a fan.

01:15:44.360 And I met him at a, like a Super Bowl party.

01:15:47.680 We were already connected over email.

01:15:49.440 But, yeah, we were talking about it.

01:15:50.720 He's like, I can get OJ for you guys, blah, blah, blah.

01:15:52.700 But the only condition is like, don't bring up the trial.

01:15:56.580 Right.

01:15:56.980 And that was like, that was the condition from day one.

01:15:59.940 Don't bring up like the trial.

01:16:02.300 Nothing about 1990, whatever.

01:16:04.920 And we're like, yeah, yeah, like whatever.

01:16:06.720 And then we were debating it.

01:16:08.100 Like a lot of people on our team didn't want to do it because we're like, like we asked

01:16:11.660 like even like Gary Vee, I think one time too, like, what do you think about this?

01:16:14.420 He's like, nah, don't do that.

01:16:15.860 Like, don't touch that.

01:16:17.440 Like, and we're like, yeah.

01:16:18.640 So we were kind of scared of it too because it is kind of fucked up.

01:16:21.820 Like, you know, how would the family feel like giving that guy a platform to talk?

01:16:26.700 But I think the way we went about it was when we decided to do it, we're just like, yo,

01:16:30.440 like we're just going to actually ask him like the tough question too.

01:16:34.160 We're not just going to go there and not ask that.

01:16:36.340 Right.

01:16:36.840 That's a good point.

01:16:38.360 You know, that's actually a really great point.

01:16:40.600 Yeah.

01:16:41.080 By asking him at least there's that you're doing kind of what everybody wants to do.

01:16:46.600 And at the end of the day, it's like, I mean, it's not our fault.

01:16:49.860 Like, I don't know.

01:16:50.840 It's the, like, I'm not the justice system.

01:16:52.960 Like we let out, like we had them on and that's what a podcast is.

01:16:56.400 I would almost have almost anyone on.

01:16:58.200 That's a good point.

01:16:58.980 I don't know if I believe in the not giving someone a platform thing.

01:17:02.780 Yeah.

01:17:03.220 I mean, yeah.

01:17:04.940 Personally.

01:17:05.440 I mean, we've had guys and, you know, guys that have had sex, you know, crime issues in

01:17:09.440 our, you know, world.

01:17:11.300 And it's like, when do you know if a guy's getting better or somebody or any type of

01:17:15.760 thing, you know, when do you know if a guy's getting better?

01:17:19.800 And try to help them just be a part of it.

01:17:21.480 You know, it's like be supportive.

01:17:22.800 It's like if somebody were sick, you try to help them.

01:17:25.920 But with OJ, was it like, and I didn't mean you guys don't have any ethics.

01:17:29.120 I was just kind of kind of, but do you think when you saw him, was it hard to get that

01:17:35.140 question out kind of?

01:17:36.000 It was so hard because he walked in right away and like, you know, he's big or not.

01:17:41.260 Yeah.

01:17:41.400 He's tall as shit.

01:17:42.660 Nice, nice, sexy purple suit.

01:17:44.840 He's looking fly.

01:17:46.340 Comes in like he's talking about golf.

01:17:48.280 Like he's asking me where I play golf in Cali.

01:17:50.320 Like we play the same courses and shit.

01:17:52.220 Like, you know what I mean?

01:17:53.160 Yeah.

01:17:53.480 We're talking about specific holes.

01:17:54.900 Like I'm like, fuck, this guy's a beauty.

01:17:56.720 Oh, because now you have a little bit of a friendship.

01:17:58.340 Yeah.

01:17:58.660 Like I'm like, fuck.

01:17:59.600 I'm like, all right, shut up, dude.

01:18:00.560 Stop being so, stop being so fucking nice.

01:18:02.300 Get the knife out.

01:18:03.100 Yeah.

01:18:03.180 I was like, shut up.

01:18:03.980 Yeah.

01:18:04.240 And then we got into the pod and we're like, you know, again, he was, he's a very likable

01:18:08.780 guy, which is clearly how he, you know, he got, he did what he did.

01:18:12.760 Like he's very charming and likable.

01:18:15.400 So yeah.

01:18:15.840 But for that one, I was just pounding happy dads.

01:18:18.580 I kind of treated it like a prank.

01:18:20.220 Like I was like, fuck, like I didn't want to do it, but I just like, I just kept pounding

01:18:23.700 happy dads.

01:18:24.760 Will happy dads help someone ask a question they don't want to ask you thing?

01:18:28.000 I mean, alcohol, it's liquid courage, right?

01:18:30.940 But happy dads specifically?

01:18:32.340 Specifically, I mean, electrolytes and shit.

01:18:34.740 It doesn't help you ask a murderer if they did it.

01:18:36.820 Yeah.

01:18:37.800 It definitely, it definitely doesn't hurt.

01:18:39.420 Yeah.

01:18:40.060 It could almost be like a thing that's capable of.

01:18:42.760 Not sure if your cousin killed somebody.

01:18:44.720 Uh-huh.

01:18:45.340 Drink happy dad.

01:18:46.180 Yeah.

01:18:47.000 But yeah, no, it was tough to ask.

01:18:48.960 Um, but yeah, I'm glad I did it because people would have been pissed.

01:18:53.120 It was actually artful.

01:18:53.680 It was like, do you think the, it wasn't like, do you think the murderer is still out

01:18:55.880 there?

01:18:56.320 Are you, I think I said, first I asked him if he's scared to face God.

01:19:01.140 And then I said, yeah, like, do you think the killer is still out there?

01:19:05.380 Yeah.

01:19:05.700 Cause it's like, he's never really went out and looked for, have you ever even went and

01:19:08.260 looked for him?

01:19:08.940 Like even taking a walk?

01:19:10.240 But then after I read a lot of comments, like.

01:19:12.240 He has bad hips though.

01:19:13.440 Conspiracies and shit that his son did it or some shit, but.

01:19:16.900 The little fat son?

01:19:18.280 I don't know.

01:19:18.660 He's older now.

01:19:19.380 I don't know.

01:19:19.840 But apparently like his son was involved or something.

01:19:23.340 Bring up the son, OJ's son at time of murder.

01:19:25.560 This is going to be unreal.

01:19:27.480 This is why I still read it.

01:19:29.340 But have you seen that before I watched like all the documentaries and shit and like, it

01:19:32.740 was so bad.

01:19:33.520 Like there was like eight domestic violence calls, like pictures of the Nicole, like beaten

01:19:39.040 up.

01:19:39.380 It's pretty sad, man.

01:19:41.780 Oh, that's his son now.

01:19:43.300 Maybe.

01:19:45.020 No, it's an old photo.

01:19:46.080 That's how it is.

01:19:46.820 But yeah, look at the group of the four of them right there.

01:19:51.060 You think that little kid did?

01:19:52.500 Oh, what?

01:19:54.560 Oh, okay.

01:19:55.280 Dude, he would have to run and put a knife forward.

01:19:57.760 Okay.

01:19:57.920 I don't know how old he was, but.

01:19:59.300 How much did that kid weigh, you think?

01:20:02.320 He would have had to like have a sword, huh?

01:20:04.300 I think it was just a regular knife.

01:20:05.840 Yeah.

01:20:06.040 He definitely fucking did it.

01:20:07.620 I mean.

01:20:07.980 Yeah.

01:20:08.180 Zoom in on that kid, Zach.

01:20:09.380 I don't know.

01:20:13.480 No, no chance.

01:20:14.420 Look at his face a little bit more.

01:20:15.440 Let's get a little closer on him.

01:20:20.820 I mean.

01:20:21.780 No, no chance.

01:20:24.280 I think he's looking.

01:20:25.320 He does.

01:20:25.920 Actually, he does kind of look suspicious.

01:20:28.260 Yeah.

01:20:28.520 Yeah.

01:20:28.840 Yeah.

01:20:29.160 Yeah.

01:20:29.420 Yeah.

01:20:29.580 Like, oh, we'll see what happens next.

01:20:31.940 Yeah.

01:20:32.700 He does look a little suspicious.

01:20:35.400 It's crazy, man.

01:20:36.300 They say that, you know, that girl who died in Colorado, her brother killed her.

01:20:41.300 Uh, that famous little beauty parlor girl.

01:20:45.080 John Benet Ramsey?

01:20:47.460 John Benet Ramsey.

01:20:48.060 Yeah.

01:20:48.220 Yeah.

01:20:49.040 That her brother killed her.

01:20:50.620 Damn.

01:20:50.940 And he's homoerotic, I think.

01:20:53.460 Um, did it end weird after you said that to him?

01:20:56.080 After you talked about it?

01:20:56.820 Was there a weird energy?

01:20:57.320 I think he, I think he tried to keep his cool.

01:20:59.280 We all, we also pulled up in a Ford Bronco.

01:21:02.320 Wow.

01:21:02.680 So.

01:21:04.180 Yeah.

01:21:04.540 Fuck yeah.

01:21:04.760 And, and, and we pulled up cause it was just for the video.

01:21:07.720 We didn't want him to see us, but then like he pulled up at the same time and like he did

01:21:11.180 like a double look, like in like, I thought we almost blew it right then and there cause

01:21:15.720 he's like, what the fuck are they doing in a Bronco?

01:21:19.160 Yeah.

01:21:20.060 It's murder.

01:21:21.220 What if you were listening to that song when you pulled up?

01:21:23.220 Oh my God.

01:21:23.840 Yeah.

01:21:24.000 No, he was cool after he kept his cool.

01:21:25.440 I don't think he wanted, he he's very aware.

01:21:27.420 So I think he wanted to keep his cool and not give a, a good reaction.

01:21:31.140 Did you get a vibe that he had done it?

01:21:34.140 No.

01:21:35.060 Not really.

01:21:36.660 Like he's so, it's hard to believe that he did.

01:21:39.160 He's so likable and like cool.

01:21:41.420 Right.

01:21:41.880 Yeah.

01:21:42.260 I mean, it's hard to believe anyone would kill someone.

01:21:44.680 So like you're sitting across from a murderer.

01:21:46.420 You're like, did this guy actually kill someone?

01:21:48.900 No matter who it is, I guess.

01:21:51.180 But no, I, I didn't get that vibe, but I don't know.

01:21:55.140 I mean, it's, it's, it was crazy.

01:21:57.580 It's hard to know.

01:21:58.740 People, we got some flack for doing him, but not, not that much.

01:22:01.920 Most people liked it, but some people were like, why the fuck would you give him a

01:22:04.740 platform and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:22:06.340 But I don't really give a shit about that shit.

01:22:08.660 I think Ron Goldman's sister started a podcast.

01:22:10.520 I believe the, the man that got killed with her, with the wife.

01:22:14.800 Really?

01:22:15.420 Yeah.

01:22:16.020 The wife was beautiful.

01:22:17.100 With the wife of who?

01:22:17.920 With OJ's wife.

01:22:19.060 Oh, shit.

01:22:19.400 Nicole Brown and her friend.

01:22:20.620 There was a guy, Ron Goldman, that got killed too.

01:22:23.080 Yeah.

01:22:23.420 That people forget about a lot.

01:22:24.760 Uh-huh.

01:22:25.280 And, uh, damn.

01:22:27.980 Crazy, bro.

01:22:28.800 Yeah.

01:22:29.140 I kind of know if I could do it, man.

01:22:30.480 I don't think I could kill, like, I think I could put the knife in somebody.

01:22:33.640 I couldn't pull it out.

01:22:35.000 Stabbing's kind of fucked.

01:22:36.220 I could probably pop someone with a gun.

01:22:38.480 Yeah.

01:22:38.700 But I think you got to stab them if you're going to do it.

01:22:41.400 You think?

01:22:41.820 Yeah, it's more like Rome, it's like, you know, like Caesar kind of, like, I feel like

01:22:44.980 you have to at least do it.

01:22:47.160 Like, you'll never even know what it, like, at least if you're stabbing them, you're part

01:22:50.380 of, like, the culture.

01:22:51.840 I feel like even I'd lean more to, like, like a rear naked choke type shit.

01:22:56.620 Just choke them till the end?

01:22:57.380 Like, just, I feel like I could do that.

01:22:59.400 But, like, the stabbing is just, like, that's fucked.

01:23:03.460 You gotta mean it.

01:23:04.120 I don't know if I could do, yeah, you gotta really mean it.

01:23:05.780 You know what I mean?

01:23:06.720 Yeah.

01:23:07.260 Yeah, I mean, you gotta mean it, man.

01:23:09.520 That's the thing.

01:23:10.240 I think it would have to be-

01:23:10.720 Even, like, pushing them off, like, a tall building.

01:23:15.140 That's insane, bro.

01:23:17.240 That's easier, though.

01:23:18.240 You think?

01:23:18.440 Like, it's just kind of like a push, and then you just cut.

01:23:21.020 But, like, stabbings, like, you're kind of, you gotta commit to it the whole way.

01:23:24.440 Yeah.

01:23:24.780 It's like a longer moment.

01:23:26.000 It's a longer murder.

01:23:27.260 Yeah.

01:23:28.000 Yeah, maybe if you did, like, and you fucking pushed him.

01:23:30.820 Yeah.

01:23:31.440 I would do the fake cough at him.

01:23:33.240 Uh-huh.

01:23:34.300 I think you have to do something, you know?

01:23:35.660 Yeah.

01:23:35.820 Or just randomly put something there you're gonna trip on.

01:23:37.940 Like, oh, that's crazy, you know?

01:23:39.440 So, why did somebody put this, uh, why did somebody put this bowling ball right here?

01:23:46.100 Zach, did you get that audio working?

01:23:47.520 I just wanted to look at that.

01:23:48.780 Yeah, I got it here.

01:23:49.940 All right.

01:23:50.220 Thank you very much.

01:23:50.820 So, you're talking about ChatGBT, which, for people who don't know, that's the AI, right,

01:23:55.060 that makes stories out, like, it can make text stories out of anything.

01:23:58.220 Text stories?

01:24:00.680 Yeah, it's just showing you, like, what is, like, kind of the future of even, like, classwork

01:24:04.640 and stuff could be like.

01:24:05.640 Oh, no.

01:24:07.340 How many of you know what ChatGBT is?

01:24:12.000 Okay.

01:24:13.240 You make it bigger?

01:24:13.900 Yeah.

01:24:14.220 Not very many.

01:24:15.240 So, I'll tell you what ChatGBT is, just so you know, because you need to know this.

01:24:19.720 And I don't know what sort of technological revolution this is.

01:24:23.500 Gutenberg Press level?

01:24:25.320 It's something like that.

01:24:26.800 This is a big deal.

01:24:28.700 So, this AI system, it's a general language processing model, was released about a week

01:24:35.000 ago, a week and a half ago.

01:24:36.420 And I went and interacted with it.

01:24:39.440 You can, it's an AI system, artificial intelligence system.

01:24:41.860 It basically is trained on, well, a massive corpus of spoken and, or of text.

01:24:51.500 A corpus of information.

01:24:52.460 So, it's derived its models of the world from the analysis of human speech, essentially.

01:24:57.260 It isn't using real world data yet, but that will be happening certainly within the next

01:25:04.500 year.

01:25:04.860 So, and ChatGBT analyzes a very large corpus of text, and that corpus is growing all the

01:25:13.540 time.

01:25:14.360 Now, it's already sophisticated enough.

01:25:16.700 I went on to it last week, and I said, okay, some of you know, I've written these books,

01:25:21.640 12 Rules for Life, and then Beyond Order, 12 more rules, because, you know, you can't have

01:25:26.900 enough rules.

01:25:27.480 And I asked it, this is what I asked it to do.

01:25:31.620 I said, write me an essay that's a 13th rule for Beyond Order, written in a style that combines

01:25:39.260 the King James Bible with the Dao Te Ching.

01:25:42.540 That's a pretty difficult, that's pretty difficult to pull off, you know.

01:25:48.040 Any one of those things is hard.

01:25:50.300 The intersection of all three, that's impossible.

01:25:53.300 Well, it wrote it in about three seconds, four pages long, and it isn't obvious to me,

01:26:00.000 for better or worse, that I would be able to tell that I didn't write it.

01:26:05.420 Right, right.

01:26:06.900 And, okay.

01:26:08.100 That's crazy.

01:26:08.300 And that's pretty impressive, although, you know, maybe not.

01:26:10.980 That's crazy.

01:26:11.560 I mean, just to think that, like, you go put your information, you know.

01:26:16.360 The AI shit's crazy.

01:26:18.100 You can, like, hey, write this novel for me.

01:26:19.700 Write this story.

01:26:20.300 I mean, it might not be great, but you'd have, like, you'd almost have your ghostwriter

01:26:23.140 right there, create, like, half of the work.

01:26:25.440 That's why I'm trying to, like, be successful and make my money in the next, like, five or

01:26:30.640 whatever years, before this shit becomes, like, mainstream.

01:26:33.500 Right, because then, at that point, it feels like there's not even going to be any value

01:26:35.900 to being human anymore.

01:26:37.100 No, like, and I feel like, to compete in society, you're going to need to, like, do this type

01:26:42.000 of stuff or have, like, a Neuralink, right?

01:26:43.940 That's the other thing, too.

01:26:45.120 Yeah.

01:26:45.320 The Elon Musk, like, whatever in the brain.

01:26:48.560 Like, the most successful people are going to, they're going to do this shit.

01:26:52.920 I just don't want to be a part of that shit at all.

01:26:55.220 Yeah?

01:26:55.840 Nah, I don't want a Neuralink in my brain.

01:26:58.300 Would you get one?

01:26:59.640 I don't know.

01:27:00.300 I think if it helped me sleep, I would probably get it.

01:27:01.980 True.

01:27:02.240 I mean, the medical benefits are, like, that's pretty crazy.

01:27:05.080 If there are some, does it say there are?

01:27:06.660 I mean, that's kind of half of it.

01:27:08.680 Yeah, too.

01:27:09.020 I think he said, like, it can, like, cure, like, Alzheimer's and stuff like that.

01:27:12.180 And, like, I think he even said, like, it can cure, like, paralyze.

01:27:15.880 Fuck.

01:27:16.360 Yeah.

01:27:16.720 So, I mean, that, if that's true, that's insane.

01:27:19.200 But I think just the fact of everyone having, like, something in their brain, like, that's

01:27:24.020 fucked.

01:27:24.760 Yeah.

01:27:25.940 Like, then the government has.

01:27:28.440 Right.

01:27:29.260 They're in your brain.

01:27:30.920 Like, are they, like, that thing's probably downloading info.

01:27:33.800 But is it even the government anymore?

01:27:35.400 I feel like the government is, like, a shell LLC for, like, whatever bigger, darker fucking

01:27:40.060 money-licking lizards are out there, you know?

01:27:42.920 Yeah.

01:27:43.300 I feel like there's just some big lizard licking a nickel somewhere in a fucking bank vault.

01:27:47.380 What's that thing called?

01:27:48.340 Reptilians or whatever or some shit?

01:27:50.000 Yeah.

01:27:50.420 I think, yeah, people believe, I think, in some of that, like, some, you know, reptilian kings

01:27:54.660 or whatever.

01:27:55.360 But it starts to feel like something's fucking going on.

01:27:58.300 That's what I think.

01:27:58.960 Sometimes I think that, like, secretly, like, aliens are, like, running the world.

01:28:02.440 Yeah.

01:28:02.820 Like, I feel like they're on Earth.

01:28:04.140 And they're, like, I don't know if they're disguised or whatever, but I just feel like

01:28:07.680 humans are just so easily manipulated.

01:28:10.100 It's almost shocking, huh?

01:28:11.100 Like, I feel like they came here and said, like, we need to live here, but there's, like,

01:28:14.840 this species here that we need to control.

01:28:17.700 Yeah.

01:28:18.080 And, like, they just taught us how to act like humans.

01:28:21.600 And now they're just kind of controlling us type shit.

01:28:24.620 I don't know.

01:28:24.960 That's what it feels like sometimes.

01:28:26.140 Yeah.

01:28:26.360 Because, like, we're smart, but we're not that smart.

01:28:30.120 No, and we're not that individual as we think.

01:28:32.640 Like, you know, we kind of think we are, but then it's, like, we look at the news.

01:28:34.980 We all look at the same seven news stories every day.

01:28:37.840 It's all very, it's, we all go to, like, four websites now.

01:28:40.980 Remember when there were so many websites, like, shoesandpussy.net or whatever?

01:28:45.320 Right.

01:28:45.380 There was everything.

01:28:46.060 And then now it's just, like, you know, ESPN, fucking, you know, Yahoo.

01:28:51.460 People don't even go to Yahoo anymore.

01:28:52.720 People used to go to that.

01:28:53.540 But it's, like, it's just, like, there's just ESPN.

01:28:56.680 Like, there's not even, like, anywhere.

01:28:57.820 There's nothing.

01:28:58.440 Dude, I'll be on ESPN and go type ESPN again.

01:29:01.000 I know, right?

01:29:01.400 Like, Jesus, dude.

01:29:02.640 Just add ESPN Plus.

01:29:03.920 That's it.

01:29:04.260 Yeah, there's, like, yeah, and that's it.

01:29:05.780 It's, like, you know, or there's betting.

01:29:07.320 It's, like, it's just gambling.

01:29:08.680 It's, like.

01:29:08.880 Disney owns fucking everything now, too.

01:29:10.640 Like.

01:29:11.020 It's all gotten really strange.

01:29:12.340 It's all gotten just so, like, there's not, like, any, like.

01:29:16.320 It's all just gotten down to, like, three or four companies.

01:29:19.220 Yeah, it's crazy.

01:29:19.960 I sometimes think that we don't see any aliens anymore because aliens, like, they were here a long time.

01:29:24.420 Or, like, they come to Earth and, like, these people are fucking lame.

01:29:28.240 Like, they're still walking around.

01:29:29.580 They're still shitting in, like, little, like, a little, like, ornament, you know?

01:29:33.620 Like, they're out of their minds.

01:29:34.980 True, right?

01:29:36.000 I know things that we take for granted or things that we do so normally.

01:29:40.020 Yeah.

01:29:40.500 Like, imagine if there was, like, another species watching us and they're, like, what the fuck?

01:29:44.640 Like, why are they doing this?

01:29:46.800 Like, imagine us.

01:29:47.620 We observe animals and say, like, oh, it's so interesting how they do that.

01:29:50.720 Like, we do the same weird type of shit.

01:29:53.100 If there was a more intelligent species, they'd be, like, why the fuck do they do this?

01:29:57.280 Yeah.

01:29:58.020 You know?

01:29:58.380 Yeah, we're their nature channel, dude.

01:29:59.980 They're, like, oh, this guy's bringing leftovers.

01:30:01.560 This guy's driving from the Italian restaurant with half of a fucking veal parmigiana in his backseat.

01:30:07.560 Right.

01:30:07.880 With his wife who won't shut the fuck up.

01:30:09.920 I know.

01:30:10.260 You know?

01:30:11.000 Sorry, wife.

01:30:11.760 He hates her, but he won't leave her, like, type shit.

01:30:14.060 Yeah, dude.

01:30:14.800 Or she hates him or she has, like, some buzzer underwear that's, like, touching her puss the whole time.

01:30:19.620 It's just, like, what is it?

01:30:21.300 And, like, that's why I think aliens don't even come here anymore.

01:30:24.140 It's because they, like, they know back home, like, that place is a fucking dump.

01:30:27.460 Like, they're, like, it's almost like if you go to, like, you want to go to Toledo, you know?

01:30:31.080 No offense, but, you know, I got tetanus there from just looking, opening my eyes in the city.

01:30:37.400 But it's, like, it's just, like, they're not even coming here.

01:30:41.920 Like, if your shitty alien parents are taking you to fucking Earth on your fucking alien vacation, dude, you're so lame.

01:30:49.340 I know.

01:30:49.920 It's crazy what the, I don't know what's, I don't know what our fucking future is.

01:30:54.480 Yeah.

01:30:54.920 I feel like it's all going to go to shits before it gets better.

01:30:57.540 Like, we're too far gone, I think.

01:30:59.940 Yeah, I don't know how it gets back.

01:31:01.520 I mean, people have lost their sense of, like, American idealism, I think, is kind of gone.

01:31:06.380 You know, most of the, like, smaller cities and stuff kind of struggle.

01:31:09.320 But then there's still a lot of, like, people there that care about each other and stuff.

01:31:12.260 So I think if shit hit the fan, cities would kind of get fucked up first because people in cities are just going to pop each other off and kill each other.

01:31:18.340 Yeah.

01:31:18.700 They're going to kill each other immediately.

01:31:19.760 Done. You don't want to be in the city.

01:31:20.820 But towns will ban together, you know.

01:31:23.520 Counties and small rural areas, they'll fucking ban together.

01:31:25.980 For sure.

01:31:26.440 You know, and they'll have a lot of weapons, you know.

01:31:28.140 Yeah, like middle America and, like, yeah.

01:31:30.560 When you go to those places, it's pretty dope.

01:31:32.540 Yeah, people are just chilling.

01:31:33.980 They're eating fucking pie, dude.

01:31:35.640 They're wanting to fuck each other, but they can't.

01:31:37.980 Yeah.

01:31:38.320 You know, because somebody's, you know.

01:31:40.180 That's what, because I don't know if you know, but, like, Canadians hate Americans.

01:31:43.560 Really?

01:31:44.020 Yeah, Canadians hate Americans.

01:31:45.320 Like, when I, when I, like, that was the thing before.

01:31:48.100 Like, Canadians don't like Americans.

01:31:49.460 Why?

01:31:49.940 What happened?

01:31:50.080 They think they're, like, arrogant or whatever type shit.

01:31:52.640 Yeah.

01:31:53.060 But, yeah, I don't know.

01:31:54.480 I found it cool, like, when I used to go to, like, the southern states first.

01:31:57.820 Like, when I would go to, like, Georgia or, like, even, I don't know.

01:32:01.060 I just feel, people are really nice there, I find, too.

01:32:03.580 Like, the southern states and, like, the real, like, American states.

01:32:06.900 Oh, yeah.

01:32:07.840 People are fucking really nice.

01:32:10.300 Yeah, people are.

01:32:11.460 People are cool.

01:32:11.960 It's a lot.

01:32:12.380 Yeah, America's awesome, man.

01:32:13.480 I mean, there's a lot of great places.

01:32:14.440 We get stuck in these, like, spaces where we just hear shit out of New York and L.A.

01:32:18.220 where people are just more concerned about, like, they're, you know, they feel like they don't need America anymore.

01:32:25.260 Like, they're better than.

01:32:25.740 Yeah, which is so stupid.

01:32:26.760 It's fucking dumb, dude.

01:32:28.460 It's so dumb.

01:32:29.140 It's so dumb, man.

01:32:29.840 That's one thing I liked.

01:32:30.580 Like, I moved to Nashville a couple years ago, a year and a half ago.

01:32:32.900 Is that where you, like, live?

01:32:34.220 Yeah.

01:32:34.600 That's dope.

01:32:35.120 And it's been great, man.

01:32:36.580 It's, like, you get to see, like.

01:32:37.620 Yeah, Tennessee didn't, they didn't budge at all, right?

01:32:39.940 Dude, that shit was wide open during the vaccine.

01:32:42.240 Yeah.

01:32:42.560 There were people fucking eating vaccine.

01:32:44.600 I mean, no, there were people fucking eating COVID, dude.

01:32:48.080 I saw what you said, like, what do we do with our fake vax cards?

01:32:51.420 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:32:53.060 That's funny.

01:32:54.800 It's true, right?

01:32:55.760 Like.

01:32:56.160 Yeah.

01:32:57.260 What do we do with them?

01:32:58.140 Yeah, like, do we throw them out?

01:32:59.420 Like, are you going to need it again one day?

01:33:01.620 I don't know.

01:33:02.780 But that was, yeah, I don't, yeah.

01:33:04.180 The whole thing is fucked.

01:33:05.460 It just, I don't know.

01:33:06.840 And it wastes a lot of people's time.

01:33:08.260 That's the worst part.

01:33:09.180 The thing I hate the most about that COVID was, like, if there was, like, women out there

01:33:12.940 who were looking for love or something, you know, and they're getting old, you know, it's

01:33:17.040 like, it kind of separates a lot of people like that, you know?

01:33:21.220 It's fucking crazy.

01:33:22.920 Thank God it's over, though.

01:33:24.280 Yeah, dude.

01:33:25.280 If they try to do it again, people are going to get shot, I think.

01:33:27.920 Yeah.

01:33:28.920 You know?

01:33:29.660 I know.

01:33:30.100 I don't know.

01:33:30.620 I don't know what's going to happen in the next 10 years or some shit.

01:33:32.940 I think it's going to be crazy.

01:33:34.700 What is some of you guys' business plans?

01:33:36.320 Before you get out of here, man, what is some of y'all's business plans, like, moving forward?

01:33:39.060 Like, so you see this, you have this product, you got, you're working well with these Shahidi

01:33:43.680 guys.

01:33:44.280 You guys have, do you still feel like a creative or do you start to feel like a businessman?

01:33:49.860 Um, what's some of that feel like?

01:33:53.600 Both.

01:33:54.120 I think that's definitely, like, one of the struggles is, like, you got to do the creative

01:33:58.460 shit and you still got to do the business shit, too, right?

01:34:01.020 I enjoy both, but, um, yeah, it definitely, it definitely is tough.

01:34:06.560 Um, I think, yeah, we're just going to try to continue to grow Happy Dad.

01:34:10.680 We're going to, like, double our states.

01:34:12.700 We're in 16 states, so we're going to be in probably 32 by the end of the year.

01:34:16.740 Oh, sweet.

01:34:17.340 We're going to launch Canada, which I'm pumped about.

01:34:19.940 Dude, that's going to be insane.

01:34:20.940 It's going to be insane.

01:34:21.800 Like, it's going to be, that's going to be, like, a dream come true for me.

01:34:24.160 It's going to be crazy.

01:34:25.280 Wow, bro, a lot of freaking beverage in your own country, that's so ill.

01:34:28.440 You've been up there or no?

01:34:29.360 Yeah, dude, I love it.

01:34:29.900 You've done probably a ton of shows, right?

01:34:31.840 Toronto, best posture in the world.

01:34:33.900 Best posture.

01:34:34.680 Yeah.

01:34:35.060 What?

01:34:35.300 Oh, with people?

01:34:36.180 Oh, you see people in Toronto?

01:34:39.180 You could barely see them, dude.

01:34:40.700 I've never noticed that.

01:34:41.960 Oh, it's a clean line of human.

01:34:43.720 Damn.

01:34:44.080 You could barely see them.

01:34:45.500 Anywhere in the whole world.

01:34:46.220 Are you going there anytime soon or no?

01:34:47.720 Yeah, I'll probably go.

01:34:48.760 We're doing a bunch of shows.

01:34:49.960 Dude, we've, we just, we sold, like, 10,000 tickets to New York.

01:34:53.600 We sold, like.

01:34:54.080 Wow.

01:34:54.580 To one show?

01:34:55.840 Well, I like to do.

01:34:57.160 A few different ones.

01:34:57.980 Yeah.

01:34:58.300 That's sick.

01:34:58.780 I like a small, I would rather keep a smaller venue.

01:35:01.360 Yeah.

01:35:01.860 Than do, because it just feels a little more intimate.

01:35:04.300 Hell yeah.

01:35:04.820 You know, you get some of those bigger places.

01:35:06.260 It definitely seems neater, but then the people are so far away, you feel like you don't

01:35:10.420 even know them.

01:35:11.340 Yeah.

01:35:11.460 You know, but yeah, we've got, we've been doing great.

01:35:14.060 So I think, yeah, we'll get up to Canada, man.

01:35:15.500 We're going to go to Calgary, Regina.

01:35:17.360 We're going to damn, have you been there, Saskatchewan?

01:35:20.540 Dude, I used to go to Edmonton.

01:35:21.060 I've never been there.

01:35:21.960 You haven't?

01:35:22.380 I've been to Edmonton.

01:35:23.520 Yeah.

01:35:23.760 I used to go to Edmonton and get food poisoning up there all the time.

01:35:25.420 It's pretty greasy up there, right?

01:35:27.080 Yeah.

01:35:27.400 It's fucking, uh, a lot of people just drinking oil and trying to fuck each other.

01:35:32.300 Yeah.

01:35:32.940 It's pretty cool.

01:35:33.740 And like, you gotta, I don't want to be racist, but like the, you gotta watch out for the natives

01:35:36.900 there too.

01:35:37.340 Really?

01:35:38.120 I mean, yeah, they don't fuck around.

01:35:39.460 Like, you can't fuck around with them.

01:35:40.860 Oh, wow.

01:35:41.380 Really?

01:35:41.660 Yeah.

01:35:41.820 They'll fuck you up.

01:35:42.660 Oh.

01:35:44.260 In Edmonton.

01:35:45.640 Wow.

01:35:46.160 Yeah.

01:35:46.440 You gotta, you gotta be careful.

01:35:47.740 And do they like, are they on, they're not on horseback or whatever, like, or?

01:35:51.380 No, they're just kind of, they're just there smoking darts, like having a cigarette and

01:35:55.980 they'll just, they'll fuck you up if you like to look at them wrong and shit.

01:35:59.040 Fuck yeah.

01:36:00.400 We should get that sanctioned, huh?

01:36:01.940 Yeah.

01:36:02.760 Dude, they should have a little bit of like native versus white.

01:36:06.040 Do it over, you know?

01:36:07.180 Like in the UFC?

01:36:08.440 Yes.

01:36:08.800 Do something or at least like a small field battle.

01:36:11.780 You know, when I was growing up, we'd go out there to the CWRs out there to the Civil

01:36:15.140 War reenactments and we'd get out there and somebody's daddy would be in it, you know,

01:36:19.340 and there'd always be some fucking chicks out there trying to fucking smash like some

01:36:23.660 of the generals and shit.

01:36:25.220 But, uh, that was a big thing in the South, you know?

01:36:28.760 The Civil War reenactments?

01:36:30.100 Yeah.

01:36:30.520 That's crazy.

01:36:31.340 It was huge, man.

01:36:33.000 I remember we'd go there to have six, 700 people out there reenacting.

01:36:35.820 Wow.

01:36:36.480 Yeah.

01:36:36.720 That's crazy.

01:36:38.600 Get out there.

01:36:39.220 People are eating.

01:36:39.900 Somebody's got a horn.

01:36:41.500 Somebody's fucking coming out there in the distance drinking Dr. Pepper, bro.

01:36:46.460 I'm praying.

01:36:47.920 Uh.

01:36:48.560 God, I miss it.

01:36:50.540 Bye.

01:36:51.700 Um.

01:36:52.760 Kyle Forgard, what is it?

01:36:54.020 Any suggestions you have?

01:36:55.280 And it's kind of a general question you get all the time.

01:36:56.560 But for somebody that's kind of like trying to get into the digital space now, somebody

01:37:00.100 that's looking to like find their way, find their lane.

01:37:03.420 Is there any thoughts you would have kind of for them?

01:37:05.280 Like, what does that look like now?

01:37:06.880 I think the new age now is like, you probably know too, but it's all about the clipping shit

01:37:10.640 now, right?

01:37:11.360 Yeah.

01:37:11.560 Like even on, even on your pod, I see your clips all the time, right?

01:37:15.200 Yeah.

01:37:15.340 You guys too.

01:37:15.860 It's how I keep up with Brad.

01:37:16.900 It's how I know what Stiney's doing.

01:37:18.180 You know, it's like, it helps.

01:37:19.240 Right.

01:37:19.660 So I think, I think the most, the best thing you can do now is to be like shareable.

01:37:25.380 Right.

01:37:26.120 I think, you know, whatever you're doing, just like, how is someone that doesn't know

01:37:30.000 you or doesn't give a fuck about you?

01:37:32.060 Like what's going to make them want to watch your shit or what's going to make someone want

01:37:36.100 to show a friend your thing.

01:37:38.060 Right.

01:37:38.540 Yeah.

01:37:38.840 There's got to be something to it.

01:37:40.160 Like, right.

01:37:41.700 Like your shit, people share it.

01:37:42.760 Cause it's funny.

01:37:43.660 Yeah.

01:37:44.020 Like you, you know, someone's going to be like, yo, look, this is funny.

01:37:46.360 Like you gotta be, you gotta be shareable.

01:37:48.580 Like if you look at your piece of content and there's no reason to share it, you're

01:37:52.700 not going to grow, especially now.

01:37:54.400 It's not like before there's so many people doing it.

01:37:57.100 Like you got to really stand out.

01:37:58.540 Right.

01:37:59.060 Yeah.

01:37:59.420 You can't be boring.

01:38:00.320 You gotta.

01:38:01.480 Yeah.

01:38:01.800 You have to find, I think what is your unique thing.

01:38:04.400 Yeah.

01:38:04.600 And also editing can be key.

01:38:05.820 So if you have a good editor or if you have a good eye for your own stuff, like I remember

01:38:09.240 when I first went to colleges, I didn't have a full hour of comedy.

01:38:11.880 Right.

01:38:12.320 Right.

01:38:12.520 So I would go and I would show up the day before and I would do like a, uh, cribs, like

01:38:17.280 with like the principal of the school or like the, a fraternity house.

01:38:21.000 Yeah.

01:38:21.300 And then I would edit and I would interview people on campus and I would edit it that

01:38:24.360 night.

01:38:25.280 And so then the next day I would do a little bit more and finish the editing.

01:38:28.640 And then, uh, when it came time for the showtime, I had like this 20 minute intro video where

01:38:35.160 it was like cut together, look like a, like a shitty cribs kind of, but it was like the

01:38:38.600 principal, you know, or like the jokes and then like, is that shit still on YouTube?

01:38:42.420 No, I never put any of that.

01:38:43.500 I'll have to see if I can find some of that.

01:38:45.160 That sounds funny.

01:38:45.980 It was pretty cool.

01:38:46.620 But then I had like something, I had like a 20 minute opener and then I would do 25 minutes

01:38:50.040 of comedy and now, and then I do like 15 Q and a and now I have an hour show a hundred

01:38:53.980 percent.

01:38:54.340 But it was like you, I learned how to do like those things, you know, and like at least no

01:38:58.260 what I was going to be kind of a domain over, you know, and how I like to navigate humor

01:39:04.180 and clips and you could edit stuff together too, to make things funny no matter what.

01:39:08.340 Yeah.

01:39:08.580 And now I think shit stopped going viral for a bit on YouTube.

01:39:12.280 Like remember when shit used to go crazy viral, like the fucking Charlie bit my finger

01:39:16.980 those types, like, no, but anyone could upload a video on YouTube or whatever.

01:39:20.460 Yeah, exactly.

01:39:21.160 People eating each other and shit, right?

01:39:22.800 They would allow anything before.

01:39:24.340 Well, they had one video of a guy making love to a dog in a park, dude, that was up forever.

01:39:28.420 Penetration?

01:39:28.960 Yeah, bro.

01:39:29.660 It was crazy.

01:39:30.440 That shit was out there, dude.

01:39:31.700 That's lit.

01:39:32.920 It's crazy.

01:39:33.740 Force porn and shit.

01:39:35.080 Well, it makes you wonder if we'd ever get back to that, you know, where some guys just

01:39:38.720 staying warm with a fucking St. Bernard and you respect it.

01:39:42.940 Yeah.

01:39:44.040 Getting a blowy from a golden retriever.

01:39:45.740 I mean, that's a little crazy, but I mean, I mean, that's the, you know, they're going to

01:39:49.840 stay loyal, right?

01:39:50.640 Golden retrievers.

01:39:51.860 Dude, I remember the first time I saw a golden retriever, dude, I'd never seen a dog inside someone's

01:39:55.460 house before, right?

01:39:56.740 So I'm over at my buddy's, dude, and this fucking dog comes around the corner, right?

01:40:00.920 And I was like, oh, I mean, it was-

01:40:02.720 Just the beautiful golden?

01:40:04.020 Oh, just blonde hair.

01:40:05.300 Yeah.

01:40:05.580 Beautiful fucking blonde hair.

01:40:07.120 I mean, it looked like, it kind of looked like, like Suzanne Somers.

01:40:12.540 She was like this older model.

01:40:14.900 Bring her up.

01:40:16.120 It looked like Suzanne.

01:40:16.860 I mean, it came around and it fucking looked like somebody like loved it or whatever.

01:40:21.260 And I just remember being like, my God, dude, it looked like her.

01:40:27.660 Fuck yeah.

01:40:29.540 But I'd never seen it.

01:40:30.560 I'd never seen a dog indoors.

01:40:31.520 Every dog I've been around was an outdoor dog, you know?

01:40:33.840 And they died out there.

01:40:35.860 I mean, they lived out there too.

01:40:37.500 Yeah.

01:40:37.900 But, dude, thanks so much for just coming in.

01:40:40.720 Yeah, I appreciate it, bro.

01:40:41.320 Yeah, I think it's really helpful for everybody to kind of learn about what the Nelk Boys is,

01:40:45.640 what the Full Send is, what it's like, kind of just, what your journey's been like, man.

01:40:50.080 Yeah, no, I appreciate you having me.

01:40:51.460 I got to come.

01:40:51.940 I want to come to some shows, man.

01:40:53.340 Yeah.

01:40:53.600 We've never been.

01:40:54.360 Yeah, congrats.

01:40:54.860 I've seen a ton of your shit online, but we got to come see some shows live.

01:40:58.220 Yeah, dude, definitely.

01:40:59.100 We'll get you to one for sure.

01:41:00.620 I'm supposed to hopefully start doing some stuff with UFC.

01:41:02.440 I'm trying, so.

01:41:03.440 Really?

01:41:03.960 Yeah, I want to try to start.

01:41:05.220 We're trying to start figuring some stuff out, so.

01:41:07.120 Anything you could say or no?

01:41:08.540 No, it's just, we're still like in the incubator stages.

01:41:11.260 That's sick.

01:41:11.880 It would just be, yeah, I just like, I just love it so much.

01:41:14.280 Every time I'm there, it's like Christmas, you know?

01:41:17.100 Even like some, what, like some commentary type shit or like, you can't say.

01:41:20.820 That just gets me excited.

01:41:22.220 We're figuring out the involvement, you know?

01:41:24.060 We're trying to figure out what it could be.

01:41:25.620 Because, God, I'm just so fucking, oh, it just feels so good.

01:41:29.580 Dude, you should do that.

01:41:30.280 That'd be sick.

01:41:31.040 I'm trying, man.

01:41:32.100 It just feels so good when we're there, you know?

01:41:35.820 Kyle Fortgar, thanks so much, bro, for coming in, dude.

01:41:37.880 I got to come on Full Send soon.

01:41:39.540 Yes, let's do it when you're back.

01:41:40.880 All right, let's do it.

01:41:41.440 Hell yeah.

01:41:42.000 All right, bro.

01:41:42.440 Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:41:48.460 I must be cornerstone.

01:41:53.480 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:41:59.200 I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna take...

01:42:05.340 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jonathan Kite, and welcome to Kite Club, a podcast where I'll

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01:42:20.780 Sometimes I'll interview my friends.

01:42:22.920 Sometimes I won't.

01:42:24.520 And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head.

01:42:27.440 You have three new voice messages.

01:42:30.480 A lot of people are talking about Kite Club.

01:42:33.060 I've been talking about Kite Club for so long, longer than anybody else.

01:42:37.720 So great.

01:42:39.080 Aye, sweetheart.

01:42:40.700 Easy deal.

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01:42:45.960 Jermaine.

01:42:47.180 Ho-ho!

01:42:48.000 I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and a McFlurry.

01:42:51.040 Sorry, sir, but our ice cream machine is broken.

01:42:53.100 Ho-ho-ho!

01:42:54.380 No!

01:42:55.360 I think Tom Hanks just butt-dialed me.

01:42:57.800 Anyway, first rule of Kite Club is tell everyone about Kite Club.

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 17, 2023

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