This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E444 Will Sasso

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00:00:49.980 Today's guest is a phenomenal actor, comedian, human, male.

00:00:56.800 He is the co-host of the Dudesie Podcast.

00:01:01.000 He has been on here before.

00:01:03.760 He is really iconic with his impressions and just his general ability to make people feel joy.

00:01:12.260 We're happy to have him back.

00:01:13.680 Today's guest is my friend, Mr. Will Sasso.

00:01:16.860 Shine that light on me

00:01:20.620 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:01:26.620 Shine on me

00:01:31.320 And I will find a song

00:01:35.540 I'll be singing

00:01:36.740 I'll be singing

00:01:37.740 I'll be singing

00:01:38.740 Dude, good to see you again, man.

00:01:47.300 Good to see you, man.

00:01:48.200 Yeah, it's been a while.

00:01:49.880 Pre-pandy.

00:01:50.800 I know, huh?

00:01:51.820 Yeah.

00:01:52.060 You came in the podcast, man

00:01:54.520 And we had

00:01:55.360 One of the best times ever

00:01:57.140 Was when

00:01:57.740 Yeah, man.

00:01:58.180 And we did the Christmas song 0.99

00:01:59.920 Yeah, all that weird shit 0.97

00:02:01.720 I remember 0.93

00:02:02.100 I see, you know, like

00:02:03.160 You know, kids still, of course, you know 0.99

00:02:05.580 Throw up clips and shit 0.99

00:02:06.700 And I'll see that every once in a while 0.99

00:02:08.040 I'll genuinely laugh my ass off

00:02:10.600 Me too 0.92

00:02:11.000 And how silly that was 0.62

00:02:12.120 Me too, man.

00:02:12.860 It was so much fun

00:02:14.020 Yeah, dude

00:02:14.460 Yeah, and oh, dude

00:02:16.820 And you know what?

00:02:17.400 And I interviewed

00:02:18.300 Since you've been on

00:02:19.500 I had Jesse Ventura on

00:02:21.020 Really?

00:02:21.880 Yeah

00:02:22.100 Oh, I missed that

00:02:23.060 How was that?

00:02:24.080 No, no, no

00:02:24.460 I did

00:02:24.900 I know that you did that

00:02:26.280 I did not check it out, though

00:02:27.560 How was that?

00:02:29.300 A night

00:02:29.780 It was a nightmare

00:02:31.020 He's

00:02:32.120 You gotta, like, watch every word you say, right?

00:02:34.680 I mean, he talked for

00:02:36.900 Here it is right there

00:02:38.720 He talked for seven

00:02:40.020 He talked for 1,700 years

00:02:43.320 He talked for 1,700 years to ours

00:02:45.200 Okay

00:02:45.640 Yeah

00:02:47.560 It was unbelievable

00:02:49.020 He's like, you know, I drank four locos

00:02:51.500 He just kept going off

00:02:52.880 He's like, I drank four locos

00:02:54.000 I'll drink six locos

00:02:55.860 I'll drink four times six

00:02:57.240 I'll drink 24 locos

00:02:58.620 And I love America

00:03:00.140 So I moved to Cuba

00:03:01.720 Yeah

00:03:02.120 He's in the Baja

00:03:03.680 Yeah

00:03:04.280 Yeah, I don't even live in the continental United States anymore

00:03:08.420 Yeah

00:03:08.820 Yeah, I'm in the Baja

00:03:10.700 Yeah, that's what he said

00:03:12.460 Yeah

00:03:12.860 I'm down in the Baja now

00:03:15.620 I wouldn't vote for either of them

00:03:18.200 Yeah, that was his whole thing, bro

00:03:20.620 The two-party system is

00:03:22.180 It's there in place to do what it does

00:03:24.960 And we're all

00:03:25.660 We're all indoctrinated

00:03:27.520 Yeah, it's like

00:03:28.600 I bought my American flag in China

00:03:31.480 I love this country

00:03:33.400 But I went there myself

00:03:35.020 Yeah

00:03:35.320 Yeah

00:03:35.480 To have it

00:03:36.380 It's the largest American flag in North America

00:03:40.840 Yeah, he kept saying

00:03:42.780 I joined the

00:03:44.020 I joined the Hell's Angels as well

00:03:47.880 I'm part-time

00:03:51.240 Yeah

00:03:51.640 I just wanted free tickets to Altamont to see the Stones

00:03:55.060 And, you know, back then I was just

00:03:57.580 So I was mostly following the dead

00:03:59.340 And I said, I gotta go see the Stones

00:04:01.840 I was this far from the guy who got stabbed in the face

00:04:05.240 It was

00:04:09.840 Wait, are we recording?

00:04:11.600 Huh?

00:04:12.000 Are we going?

00:04:12.540 Yeah, we're going

00:04:12.840 Oh, good, good

00:04:13.500 Hello, everybody

00:04:14.160 Yeah

00:04:14.620 Will Sasso

00:04:16.640 It was unbelievable

00:04:19.460 So we went

00:04:20.340 And he said

00:04:21.400 I only

00:04:22.500 I want one person to come and get me

00:04:24.980 Meet my wife in the middle of the yard

00:04:26.880 Or whatever

00:04:27.300 Like, it was very

00:04:28.320 It was almost like you were trading

00:04:30.140 It was like when I'm

00:04:30.700 You know, I imagine

00:04:31.800 Like how they traded Brittany Grine

00:04:33.400 Or whatever

00:04:33.820 For whatever

00:04:34.480 It was like that

00:04:35.660 Like, meet me in the yard

00:04:37.420 No COVID, right?

00:04:38.840 No COVID

00:04:39.300 Like, don't bring any COVID

00:04:40.740 Like, don't bring any guns

00:04:41.880 It was like

00:04:42.420 Wait, when you recorded with them?

00:04:43.960 Yeah

00:04:44.240 Don't bring any COVID or guns

00:04:46.500 He's like, no COVID, no guns

00:04:48.060 And we're like

00:04:48.460 All right

00:04:49.040 I don't think he knows how this works

00:04:50.440 It was just so bizarre

00:04:52.520 So then

00:04:53.580 The tour manager

00:04:55.480 My buddy Bizzle

00:04:56.640 Goes and picks him up

00:04:57.760 And he said that

00:04:59.960 That Jesse just talked to him the whole way

00:05:02.400 Then he got to the interview

00:05:03.760 I asked him

00:05:05.340 I think I said hello

00:05:06.500 It was very

00:05:07.340 It was very just like

00:05:09.480 Barely anything out of the gate

00:05:11.180 And he just went

00:05:12.020 And he kept saying

00:05:12.840 You know, I've got to leave in the middle

00:05:13.760 I'm about to get out of here

00:05:15.220 And then he would stay for 45 more minutes

00:05:17.360 That's awesome

00:05:18.720 And I hate to bash on him

00:05:20.040 But he was

00:05:20.720 It was

00:05:21.960 He was

00:05:22.820 I can't tell if he was mentally

00:05:24.720 Just kind of getting out there

00:05:26.780 Or if he was just 0.98

00:05:28.100 Damn, had lost 0.98

00:05:28.880 You know, or if he 1.00

00:05:29.800 Was just an egomaniac

00:05:32.020 You know

00:05:32.580 Yeah, I mean 1.00

00:05:33.280 He's lived so many fucking lives 0.99

00:05:35.600 I know 1.00

00:05:36.040 I've never had the opportunity

00:05:37.540 To meet the guy

00:05:38.320 But anytime I watch him

00:05:39.760 You know

00:05:40.160 On anything

00:05:41.280 I'm just like

00:05:41.940 I don't know that I can

00:05:42.940 It's one of those

00:05:43.540 You don't want to meet your heroes

00:05:44.600 Kind of thing

00:05:45.040 Because he is

00:05:45.620 He is out there

00:05:46.980 He'll go from

00:05:47.720 You know, Halliburton orchestrated

00:05:49.380 The BP oil spill

00:05:50.640 And then the next thing he says

00:05:52.340 Is like

00:05:52.620 You know what's really good

00:05:54.080 Is 0.88

00:05:54.340 We're just tortillas

00:05:55.800 With scrambled eggs

00:05:56.800 You should come

00:05:57.660 Would you like to sleep over

00:05:58.860 I have a spare room

00:06:00.260 That you'd really like

00:06:01.040 It's woodsy

00:06:02.060 I've sort of brought

00:06:02.760 Minnesota to the Baja

00:06:04.280 I call it

00:06:05.420 Baja soda

00:06:06.600 Anyway

00:06:07.900 You'll really like the aesthetic 0.90

00:06:09.360 I don't know if I fucking 0.98

00:06:10.560 I don't 1.00

00:06:11.440 Is he gonna kill me? 0.98

00:06:12.780 I can't tell if I can't stand this man 0.99

00:06:14.740 Yeah, yeah

00:06:15.140 Yeah, I have some

00:06:16.940 Are you

00:06:17.820 Do you ever dine on long pig?

00:06:21.160 That's what the cannibals call human being

00:06:23.400 Because it tastes like pork

00:06:24.760 Oh, I gotta go

00:06:26.120 I gotta go in four minutes

00:06:27.200 No, no, no

00:06:27.760 Stick around

00:06:28.360 I'm just getting started

00:06:29.800 Anyway, the Gulf of Tonga

00:06:31.260 Yeah

00:06:31.680 I dropped these

00:06:32.880 These mercenaries in there

00:06:35.380 And I was with the Navy SEALs

00:06:37.060 And of course

00:06:38.060 I can hold my breath

00:06:39.320 For 19 minutes

00:06:40.500 So

00:06:41.040 That's why they brought me with them

00:06:43.260 They used to

00:06:43.780 They used to call me

00:06:45.680 The snorkel

00:06:46.600 Scuba

00:06:47.100 Yeah

00:06:47.560 The submarine

00:06:50.060 Before I was the body

00:06:52.020 It's so crazy

00:06:52.500 This is just like being with them

00:06:53.740 Really 1.00

00:06:54.040 Just fucking 0.99

00:06:55.500 Topic to topic 0.99

00:06:56.860 Oh, I couldn't get awarded

00:06:57.800 I couldn't

00:06:58.420 And it was the longest interview

00:06:59.740 It's a three hour interview

00:07:01.060 Oh my god

00:07:01.920 It was unbelievable, man

00:07:03.060 And we did it

00:07:03.640 Like we took

00:07:04.180 We kind of commandeered this

00:07:05.780 It was like a days in or something

00:07:10.000 And they had a little meeting room in there

00:07:11.720 And so

00:07:12.120 It was this Indian family

00:07:14.040 That like owned it

00:07:14.900 So we told them

00:07:15.720 You know

00:07:16.000 Like this guy

00:07:16.820 You know

00:07:17.140 We showed him pictures

00:07:17.880 On the internet

00:07:18.520 Of Jesse

00:07:19.240 And like

00:07:19.660 This is who's coming

00:07:20.520 You know

00:07:21.080 And so the whole family

00:07:22.360 Was like waiting by the door

00:07:23.480 When he

00:07:23.760 It was like

00:07:24.180 I don't think they understood

00:07:25.120 What was going on

00:07:26.020 I think

00:07:26.400 They thought it was like

00:07:27.420 A diplomat or something

00:07:28.480 But anyway

00:07:29.400 He showed up

00:07:30.620 And

00:07:31.180 The cleaning lady 0.53

00:07:33.220 Kept kind of

00:07:33.760 Trying to sneak in

00:07:34.820 And see if she could help

00:07:35.720 In any way

00:07:36.340 You know

00:07:37.120 It was just so bizarre

00:07:38.460 Dude

00:07:38.820 Do you have any

00:07:40.820 Orange crush?

00:07:42.380 I'd love an orange crush

00:07:43.880 Let's get a couple of orange crushes

00:07:46.040 Like a three hour

00:07:47.460 He's the kind of guy

00:07:48.840 I want to like

00:07:49.440 Lock in a room

00:07:50.440 With Alex Jones

00:07:51.480 And like

00:07:51.880 Just give them a bottle

00:07:52.860 Of you know

00:07:54.340 Schnapps or something

00:07:55.900 And see what happens

00:07:56.720 Like just

00:07:57.340 Oh

00:07:57.940 They talked for seven and a half 1.00

00:07:59.540 Fucking hours 0.99

00:08:00.120 This is 0.99

00:08:01.120 This is unbelievable

00:08:02.560 Just like

00:08:03.280 Sleeping

00:08:03.740 Yeah

00:08:04.760 Golf of Tonga

00:08:06.080 You know

00:08:06.560 Bohemian Grove

00:08:08.780 Anyway

00:08:10.580 Dude

00:08:12.480 It's

00:08:12.760 What's interesting

00:08:13.720 Is 0.88

00:08:14.200 To not end up

00:08:15.860 In some of those

00:08:16.700 Rabbit holes

00:08:17.280 Is absolutely crazy

00:08:18.360 Sometimes

00:08:18.860 But

00:08:19.560 Like when you get

00:08:20.660 On the internet

00:08:21.060 But yeah 0.63

00:08:21.560 Jesse was crazy man

00:08:22.520 He was like 0.99

00:08:22.940 I was a governor

00:08:23.600 I was a governor

00:08:24.620 Of Minnesota

00:08:25.220 I was a

00:08:26.540 I sold sodas

00:08:28.300 In orange grove

00:08:29.960 He's like

00:08:30.500 I sold sodas

00:08:31.520 In Minigovena

00:08:32.520 He like

00:08:33.300 When everything

00:08:33.960 Started to get convoluted

00:08:35.160 Like it was almost like

00:08:36.140 There was like

00:08:36.860 A little

00:08:38.320 Something wrong

00:08:39.100 In the matrix

00:08:39.720 You know

00:08:40.140 Like he was getting

00:08:40.760 Bad intel

00:08:41.520 Yeah

00:08:41.920 Yeah

00:08:42.300 He starts

00:08:43.820 He just

00:08:44.500 Completely starts

00:08:45.680 Glitching

00:08:46.200 Yeah

00:08:46.600 Yeah

00:08:47.020 I was wrestling

00:08:47.780 Bob Backlund

00:08:48.800 At the

00:08:49.300 Philadelphia

00:08:50.100 Spectrum

00:08:51.540 And I got

00:08:53.000 A call

00:08:53.520 From Hugo

00:08:54.280 Chavez

00:08:54.900 Really

00:08:56.320 At ringside

00:08:57.560 Yeah

00:08:58.060 And Vince McMahon

00:08:59.420 Said it's Hugo

00:09:00.400 And so

00:09:01.000 You know

00:09:01.340 So I hit

00:09:02.860 Backlund 0.93

00:09:03.800 In the face 0.88

00:09:04.980 With a chair

00:09:05.620 So he could

00:09:06.160 Sell it

00:09:06.660 And he was

00:09:07.540 Outside the ring

00:09:08.340 And then I went

00:09:08.920 And took the call

00:09:09.560 And he said

00:09:09.900 We need you

00:09:10.920 Out here

00:09:11.480 We need

00:09:12.520 I need you

00:09:13.420 To help

00:09:13.740 Negotiate

00:09:14.620 With Castro

00:09:15.980 Are these

00:09:17.500 Does this even

00:09:18.160 Line up

00:09:18.700 Time

00:09:18.980 What year was

00:09:19.720 It was 1982

00:09:20.820 When do you

00:09:21.660 Think it was 0.99

00:09:22.160 I don't fucking 0.98

00:09:23.020 Know 0.99

00:09:23.300 Yeah he does 1.00

00:09:24.000 That shit 1.00

00:09:24.300 When do you 1.00

00:09:24.840 Think it was

00:09:25.320 Yeah when do you

00:09:25.980 Why don't you

00:09:26.620 Tell me

00:09:27.220 Is what I

00:09:27.700 Why

00:09:28.420 Well why don't

00:09:29.320 You tell me

00:09:30.080 If you're such

00:09:30.760 A patriot

00:09:31.280 I don't know

00:09:32.200 I don't know

00:09:33.100 I wasn't

00:09:33.560 I was a navy

00:09:34.360 I understand

00:09:35.400 Well why don't

00:09:36.560 You tell me

00:09:37.240 Were you there

00:09:37.900 In the

00:09:38.160 You were there

00:09:39.120 In the jungles

00:09:40.020 Of Laos 0.94

00:09:40.740 No

00:09:41.600 You're not

00:09:42.380 Laotian

00:09:42.980 I thought I read

00:09:43.760 That about you

00:09:44.480 On Wikipedia

00:09:45.240 No

00:09:46.780 I don't

00:09:47.900 What do you like

00:09:48.500 Do you like

00:09:48.900 Orange soda

00:09:49.560 Or would you like

00:09:50.240 A Mr. Pib 0.97

00:09:51.120 Excuse me

00:09:52.580 Miss

00:09:52.980 Yeah

00:09:53.920 Mr. Pib

00:09:54.780 Yeah

00:09:55.340 Yeah

00:09:58.400 It was unbelievable

00:10:00.280 Dude

00:10:00.700 Yeah

00:10:00.960 Yeah

00:10:01.420 It was the longest

00:10:02.600 Day though

00:10:03.400 And he just

00:10:04.140 And finally

00:10:04.860 At the end

00:10:05.540 He's like

00:10:06.000 So I heard

00:10:07.140 Somewhere

00:10:07.540 You're a comedian

00:10:08.580 Oh geez

00:10:09.360 Like at

00:10:10.000 At the beginning

00:10:11.360 Hour three

00:10:12.540 And it starts out

00:10:15.840 He's like

00:10:16.100 How much

00:10:16.420 How much time

00:10:17.120 Do you have

00:10:17.620 He's like

00:10:17.880 I only have

00:10:18.260 About 35 minutes

00:10:19.440 Or just letting you know

00:10:20.980 That after that

00:10:21.820 I'm out of here

00:10:22.480 Yeah

00:10:22.780 Like one more thing

00:10:23.600 Before I go

00:10:24.360 And then he just

00:10:24.860 Rattle off

00:10:25.620 To another

00:10:26.280 Echelon

00:10:27.620 Of complete 1.00

00:10:28.360 This egomaniacal shit 1.00

00:10:29.600 And then he said 1.00

00:10:30.600 He joined the hell's ain't

00:10:31.760 He joined the

00:10:32.560 He was a one percenter

00:10:34.040 Right

00:10:34.340 Okay

00:10:35.160 Which I guess

00:10:35.600 Is a motorcycling gang

00:10:36.940 Will you look it up

00:10:37.760 And kudos to them dude

00:10:40.380 Because I think we need

00:10:41.160 More gangs in America

00:10:42.420 Gang gang 0.75

00:10:43.200 We need gangs

00:10:44.000 Yeah

00:10:44.280 People are like

00:10:45.220 What gang is left even

00:10:47.000 There's no more gangs

00:10:48.140 To create

00:10:48.820 Yeah

00:10:49.240 Social security's almost

00:10:50.420 Dead

00:10:50.800 That's almost over

00:10:51.640 That's a good gang

00:10:52.200 But it's

00:10:52.960 I feel like

00:10:53.560 They're losing steam

00:10:54.520 Social security

00:10:55.880 I mean I feel like

00:10:56.920 Any day now

00:10:58.140 People are gonna start

00:10:58.780 Getting just blank

00:10:59.520 Checks sent to

00:11:00.320 Senior citizens 0.99

00:11:01.360 Well that's fucking true 0.99

00:11:02.340 We are very close 0.99

00:11:03.440 To collapse

00:11:04.000 In every single way

00:11:05.500 Yeah this guy's a one percenter

00:11:06.840 That's what he said

00:11:08.280 I'm a one

00:11:09.220 I'm a one percenter

00:11:10.840 Yeah

00:11:11.120 That's a hell's

00:11:12.920 Yeah he's like

00:11:14.800 I've driven past

00:11:15.600 Dead bison

00:11:16.500 In South Dakota

00:11:18.440 I love that he didn't

00:11:19.960 No

00:11:20.160 So you're a comedian

00:11:21.380 Yeah

00:11:21.880 Tell me a joke

00:11:23.080 Yeah tell me

00:11:23.760 I thought

00:11:25.980 I thought you were

00:11:26.720 Anderson Cooper

00:11:27.620 Yeah

00:11:28.000 I'm sorry

00:11:28.920 I'm just

00:11:29.400 My meds kind of

00:11:31.080 They start balancing out

00:11:32.360 Around 435

00:11:33.640 Oh dude

00:11:34.500 Yeah

00:11:34.720 So now I can see

00:11:35.500 You're not Anderson Cooper

00:11:37.360 He's like

00:11:37.840 I do sundowners early

00:11:39.260 Just to get it over with

00:11:40.620 You know 0.99

00:11:40.980 I fucking 1.00

00:11:41.540 I do my sundowning 0.99

00:11:43.660 From 3 to 430

00:11:45.180 It was unreal man

00:11:47.540 Sundowning

00:11:48.060 And we had to

00:11:49.300 Yeah it was like

00:11:49.880 It was

00:11:50.580 It was

00:11:51.040 It was unbelievable

00:11:52.060 And he almost has

00:11:53.340 He walks like a Sasquatch

00:11:55.120 Kind of

00:11:55.400 He has that like

00:11:56.340 He has that

00:11:57.500 He has that

00:11:58.820 Former bodybuilder

00:12:00.740 Yeah

00:12:01.280 Like if you ever met

00:12:01.880 Like someone who was like

00:12:03.020 Oh this guy was a 1.00

00:12:04.300 Motherfucker in 1960 1.00

00:12:05.620 70 or whatever 1.00

00:12:06.540 Meet like

00:12:07.320 You know

00:12:07.740 Former NFLers and stuff

00:12:09.280 And it's like

00:12:09.700 They still have that gate

00:12:10.700 Yeah

00:12:11.200 Where it's like

00:12:11.880 You're 67 years old 0.99

00:12:14.200 But you could kick my 1.00

00:12:15.220 Fucking ass 1.00

00:12:16.100 Yeah 1.00

00:12:16.400 You see that guy

00:12:17.340 At like the grocery store

00:12:18.400 Where it's like

00:12:19.380 And he's like

00:12:20.340 You know

00:12:20.720 Just big gnarled 1.00

00:12:21.700 Muscle hands and shit 1.00

00:12:22.880 Like Lou Ferrigno 0.99

00:12:23.840 If you see him

00:12:24.580 I saw him at the post office

00:12:26.720 One time

00:12:27.300 And he's like

00:12:29.160 Can I set this

00:12:30.120 He had his wife with him

00:12:31.700 He's like

00:12:31.940 I want to set the box down

00:12:33.520 And his wife's like 1.00

00:12:34.440 You hold the box 1.00

00:12:35.480 It was some just box of shit 1.00

00:12:37.200 They were mailing somewhere 1.00

00:12:38.000 Yeah

00:12:38.880 They just

00:12:39.340 They lose the mass

00:12:41.440 And keep the vascularity

00:12:42.680 And they look like

00:12:43.620 Like a shorn chimp 1.00

00:12:44.920 Yeah

00:12:45.560 Yeah

00:12:46.280 Look at him

00:12:46.700 Lifting his shirt up there

00:12:47.940 Yeah

00:12:48.600 Look at that

00:12:49.120 Wow

00:12:50.080 Yeah

00:12:50.360 It's like

00:12:51.280 Wow

00:12:51.880 I want

00:12:52.500 Wow

00:12:53.040 Look at the

00:12:53.740 Look at the abs

00:12:54.720 He's got five abs

00:12:56.820 There

00:12:57.360 That was Lou Ferrigno's

00:12:59.280 That was his

00:12:59.800 That's why he could never beat Arnold

00:13:01.480 Yeah

00:13:01.840 Because in Mr. Olympia

00:13:03.540 Because Arnold had

00:13:04.480 Anywhere from six to eight abs

00:13:06.820 And Lou Ferrigno

00:13:08.660 No matter what he did

00:13:09.660 He always had that

00:13:10.500 Crown ab at the top

00:13:12.540 It's sort of looking over the other abs

00:13:15.460 Yeah

00:13:16.820 Yeah

00:13:17.680 He was drinking abs, Sam

00:13:19.320 That's why

00:13:20.920 Yeah, that's why

00:13:22.060 Back then they didn't have protein shakes

00:13:23.840 You'd just chew on the steak

00:13:25.220 Yeah

00:13:25.540 You'd chew on your youngest son

00:13:27.440 Yeah

00:13:27.860 Just chew on his feet

00:13:29.000 Yeah

00:13:29.440 Get your nutrients

00:13:32.000 Get that ab juice

00:13:33.580 Dude, how did bodybuilding even start, I wonder

00:13:35.820 How did bodybuilding

00:13:37.320 Yeah

00:13:37.720 Like who said

00:13:39.360 Do you think there was some guy that was just real strong

00:13:41.500 And then people were like

00:13:42.360 Oh, this

00:13:42.820 We gotta do what this guy's doing

00:13:45.640 I think it's desk jobs

00:13:46.720 As soon as

00:13:47.900 After the industrial revolution

00:13:49.900 Or relevolution

00:13:51.180 Then people started going like 0.99

00:13:53.220 Oh, I'm fucking 0.99

00:13:53.960 You know 0.99

00:13:55.000 How come my

00:13:55.840 You know

00:13:56.280 How come my farmer great-grandfather

00:13:58.060 Was in such great shape

00:13:59.220 And then they

00:13:59.660 They figured it out

00:14:00.600 Well, let's artificially just

00:14:01.820 Lift up dumbbells 0.99

00:14:03.380 It must have been the silliest shit in the world 1.00

00:14:05.180 When people were doing it 0.99

00:14:06.080 In like 1940 and stuff

00:14:07.660 I have an uncle actually

00:14:09.300 Who in Italy

00:14:11.760 Was

00:14:12.140 Started for real bodybuilding

00:14:14.840 My dad's

00:14:15.440 Oh, wow

00:14:15.900 Yeah, my dad's younger brother

00:14:17.280 My old man was always weightlifting and stuff

00:14:20.320 And we had like this set up in the garage and everything

00:14:23.160 But my

00:14:24.120 I have like, you know

00:14:25.540 Five Uncle Pashquals

00:14:26.700 But one of my Uncle Pashquals

00:14:28.060 Was

00:14:28.860 Yeah

00:14:29.620 Legit bodybuilding

00:14:30.800 So you see some of those pictures from the 60s

00:14:33.080 And you're like 1.00

00:14:33.940 You look fucking idiotic 1.00

00:14:35.180 Like no one else is doing that 1.00

00:14:36.620 Yeah

00:14:36.920 It looked like a deformity back then

00:14:38.600 Yeah, look at this guy

00:14:39.520 Oh, wow

00:14:40.520 That's

00:14:40.800 Yeah

00:14:41.100 That's my Uncle Pashquals up there 1.00

00:14:42.880 And look at that ass on him 1.00

00:14:44.540 Yeah 1.00

00:14:45.300 He's keen to show off that ass 1.00

00:14:48.060 I feel like it was very 1.00

00:14:49.880 You wouldn't see a man's ass back then very much 0.99

00:14:53.980 No 1.00

00:14:54.380 Look at those

00:14:54.660 Look at the barbells

00:14:56.020 That's hilarious

00:14:56.940 And everything old is new again

00:14:59.320 Because this is what people do with kettlebells

00:15:02.120 Like it's

00:15:02.860 It's bulbous and round

00:15:04.420 And that's part of it

00:15:05.480 You can't have anything

00:15:06.640 I mean, it's like

00:15:07.340 When you look at normal weights

00:15:08.740 Like they don't roll away

00:15:10.320 They're all, you know

00:15:11.740 They're all square

00:15:12.880 And they're shaped like an octagon

00:15:14.560 Or a stop sign or whatever

00:15:15.700 Which is an octagon, I think

00:15:17.260 Yeah

00:15:17.700 And

00:15:18.040 But back then it's

00:15:19.460 You know

00:15:19.780 You had to have that

00:15:20.620 You know

00:15:21.760 Yes

00:15:22.080 I kind of have

00:15:23.440 I kind of have that

00:15:24.800 That thing

00:15:26.040 I don't want to take my shirt off 1.00

00:15:27.360 Or show anyone my ass 0.99

00:15:28.520 But if I did 1.00

00:15:29.320 Like shave completely

00:15:31.720 My horseshoe and everything

00:15:33.080 And just do that 1.00

00:15:34.180 And with my tits 1.00

00:15:35.840 Out the side and stuff 0.99

00:15:37.340 People would think that I was

00:15:38.480 A 1920s carnival strong man

00:15:41.400 Look at the guy on the top right there

00:15:43.540 Next to barbell man

00:15:44.860 In that same picture

00:15:46.200 That guy has no right

00:15:48.360 Even posing

00:15:49.640 He's just like a

00:15:50.620 Yeah

00:15:51.000 He's like an 11 year old

00:15:52.700 He's a swimmer

00:15:52.720 Yeah

00:15:53.160 Look at me mom

00:15:54.000 That guy's a tall

00:15:55.420 Young

00:15:56.020 He probably closeted

00:15:57.440 I would say

00:15:58.020 This guy

00:15:58.560 Just came to meet men

00:16:00.500 Anytime there's a camera going off

00:16:02.880 There's some dude in the distance

00:16:04.220 Just closeted

00:16:04.900 Yeah

00:16:05.340 Yeah

00:16:05.660 He's got his briefs on backward

00:16:07.000 Which was code

00:16:08.200 Yeah

00:16:08.700 You know

00:16:09.620 It's like the one earring thing

00:16:11.040 Or some kind of ribbon

00:16:12.140 Or hanging a bandana

00:16:13.040 Dude remember the one earring thing 0.82

00:16:14.440 That used to mean you were gay 0.93

00:16:15.460 That used to mean you were gay 0.98

00:16:16.640 Wow 0.95

00:16:17.360 Now

00:16:17.380 That's interesting

00:16:18.680 Because you're from Louisiana

00:16:20.080 Yeah

00:16:20.680 I'm from the complete

00:16:22.560 Like opposite

00:16:24.080 Vancouver Canada

00:16:25.380 On the west coast of Canada 1.00

00:16:26.720 And that meant the same shit 1.00

00:16:28.780 Wow 1.00

00:16:29.460 So then

00:16:30.000 And then you had the thing of like

00:16:31.500 Well wait a minute

00:16:31.960 Does that mean Mr. T is gay 0.84

00:16:33.400 Yeah

00:16:33.640 When you're a kid

00:16:34.260 What

00:16:35.020 Oh wow 0.99

00:16:35.780 Mr. T is gay 0.99

00:16:36.800 Because he had the feathered 0.99

00:16:38.160 Oh yeah

00:16:38.640 He was hanging

00:16:39.260 Yeah

00:16:39.620 He's like 1.00

00:16:40.400 I pity this mouth full of semen 0.99

00:16:42.320 You know what I'm saying 0.99

00:16:44.140 It was like

00:16:45.860 He was like 0.98

00:16:46.380 Say no to gays 1.00

00:16:47.820 Or whatever 0.99

00:16:48.120 How did the gay 1.00

00:16:49.840 Let's find out 0.99

00:16:51.200 How did the gay 1.00

00:16:52.120 One earring

00:16:53.240 Rumor start

00:16:54.640 Because the first

00:16:56.540 Gay dude ever 1.00

00:16:57.460 In our area

00:16:58.320 They had a guy

00:16:59.620 And he was mentally

00:17:00.680 Challenged or whatever

00:17:01.880 I don't know if he was

00:17:02.380 Mentally handicapped 0.84

00:17:03.140 Or mentally challenged 0.98

00:17:03.840 One of them means 0.96

00:17:04.940 I think you're still

00:17:05.660 Going to try to

00:17:06.340 Beat it

00:17:07.120 You know

00:17:07.520 Yeah

00:17:07.800 One of them means

00:17:08.420 You can work at Wendy's

00:17:09.440 And the other one

00:17:10.040 Is like

00:17:10.440 You know

00:17:10.660 You got to go

00:17:11.160 To the

00:17:11.520 The daytime

00:17:12.120 Activity center

00:17:13.160 Yeah

00:17:13.580 Yeah

00:17:13.840 Yeah

00:17:14.180 So one is like

00:17:15.180 You're still in the race

00:17:16.300 And one is like

00:17:17.020 Yeah

00:17:17.200 You got to stay

00:17:17.940 Yeah

00:17:18.220 For everyone's

00:17:19.480 Best interest

00:17:20.360 It would be nice

00:17:21.040 If you just

00:17:21.560 Yeah

00:17:22.640 Just have some popcorn

00:17:23.700 Yeah

00:17:24.040 Yeah

00:17:24.460 Here's some mats

00:17:25.400 And you can

00:17:26.160 Just watch TV

00:17:27.660 But we had a guy

00:17:29.800 And he was mentally challenged 0.89

00:17:31.120 Or

00:17:31.700 I don't know

00:17:32.880 He was mentally something 0.63

00:17:33.900 I'm not sure

00:17:34.420 What the second part

00:17:35.560 Of his disease was

00:17:36.760 Or whatever

00:17:37.080 But they

00:17:38.200 He had a

00:17:38.940 Somebody bought him

00:17:39.940 A bike

00:17:41.040 Or they got him

00:17:42.840 A woman's bike 0.98

00:17:43.820 And it had a little

00:17:44.600 Baby seat on the back

00:17:45.900 Of it

00:17:46.120 Remember that

00:17:46.660 Where they put a baby

00:17:48.120 Behind the mother

00:17:49.040 Which is insane

00:17:49.940 Yeah

00:17:50.320 So the baby's

00:17:51.100 Just something like this

00:17:51.700 Because you're like

00:17:52.140 Yeah

00:17:52.640 The baby's back there

00:17:54.200 Yeah

00:17:54.620 Just breaking his neck

00:17:55.780 Just splitting up

00:17:56.760 Breast milk

00:17:57.420 As you got him

00:17:58.020 Just cruising down the street

00:17:59.260 Right

00:17:59.540 Yeah

00:18:00.260 And then you get off the bike

00:18:01.720 And always kick the baby 1.00

00:18:02.700 In the face 0.99

00:18:03.260 And it's like

00:18:03.720 Why

00:18:03.920 Oh no

00:18:04.400 You puked

00:18:05.600 What happened

00:18:05.980 Yeah

00:18:06.000 Your foot would come around

00:18:06.960 When you got off the bike

00:18:07.840 And it would just

00:18:08.340 Whip the baby back 0.98

00:18:09.660 To the other side

00:18:10.700 Yeah

00:18:10.960 And then you gently

00:18:11.680 Just lay it against a hedge

00:18:13.480 Or something

00:18:13.940 And I'll be right back

00:18:15.340 And you go into the liquor store

00:18:16.500 Yeah

00:18:17.000 You're going to the post office

00:18:18.500 Or something

00:18:18.800 You're going to the post office

00:18:19.620 Like I need a box

00:18:20.440 Big enough to mail a baby

00:18:21.800 Dude

00:18:23.520 My high school

00:18:24.720 We had

00:18:25.160 We happened to have

00:18:26.420 It was the

00:18:27.480 There was like

00:18:27.980 Four or five high schools

00:18:29.060 In this district

00:18:29.900 Of this

00:18:30.380 Whatever

00:18:30.920 You know

00:18:31.320 This community

00:18:31.900 Or the bigger area

00:18:33.640 And

00:18:34.320 There

00:18:35.320 We happened to have

00:18:37.100 The

00:18:38.480 Most of the mentally 0.87

00:18:40.460 Challenged kids there

00:18:41.540 Because

00:18:41.820 You know

00:18:42.420 The program was just set up

00:18:43.740 At the school

00:18:44.220 And they had the wing

00:18:45.040 Of the school

00:18:45.560 And blah blah blah

00:18:46.160 So they were really

00:18:47.600 They were really included

00:18:49.500 In the rest of the school

00:18:50.580 Like our

00:18:51.140 Our big thing at school

00:18:52.300 Was like

00:18:52.720 Our talent show

00:18:53.840 Was the lip syncs

00:18:54.780 Every year

00:18:55.620 So you know

00:18:56.960 The mentally challenged kids 1.00

00:18:58.560 Would have

00:18:59.080 There was a guy

00:18:59.880 That we literally called Elvis

00:19:01.120 And he sort of

00:19:01.960 You know

00:19:02.940 He lived his life as Elvis

00:19:04.940 Sort of 50s Elvis

00:19:06.400 He would do a lip sync

00:19:07.840 And

00:19:08.580 There was all these

00:19:10.120 These great characters

00:19:11.860 There was this one kid

00:19:12.820 Called Buddy

00:19:13.460 We called him Buddy

00:19:14.700 And he's like

00:19:15.120 Hey buddy

00:19:15.620 Can I have a hug

00:19:16.240 And that was his thing

00:19:16.980 And all the

00:19:18.080 All the senior gals 0.92

00:19:19.720 Who were like

00:19:20.760 You know

00:19:21.300 We were like

00:19:22.080 Wow

00:19:22.500 Yeah

00:19:22.860 He would sit with them

00:19:24.000 At lunch

00:19:24.400 Because they were like

00:19:24.920 Oh buddy

00:19:25.540 Hey

00:19:26.040 You know

00:19:26.820 Can I

00:19:27.200 Here

00:19:27.500 Give me a hug

00:19:28.260 You know

00:19:28.820 Here's some chicken nuggets

00:19:30.000 And I was always threatening

00:19:31.000 To like

00:19:31.440 Next year I'm going to go

00:19:32.860 To a different school

00:19:33.620 And just show up

00:19:34.300 Like hey buddy

00:19:35.020 Can I hug you

00:19:35.920 Yeah

00:19:36.800 Yeah

00:19:37.060 Yeah

00:19:37.580 And just like

00:19:38.360 Go for it

00:19:39.740 Oh yeah

00:19:40.560 Play mental 0.65

00:19:41.260 Till you get a little bit of tit 0.68

00:19:42.500 That's bad

00:19:43.680 It wasn't working any other way

00:19:45.640 That would have been good

00:19:46.360 I've been there dude

00:19:47.940 I remember telling

00:19:48.900 Oh all the lies

00:19:50.900 I told in the day

00:19:52.020 I've been there

00:19:52.940 To get a little leg

00:19:53.840 Yeah

00:19:54.320 God man

00:19:55.920 Yeah

00:19:56.240 You just tell them straight up

00:19:57.940 You work at Wendy's 1.00

00:19:58.960 And then get the fucking baby seat 1.00

00:20:00.960 On the back of the bike 1.00

00:20:01.820 Just for effect 0.99

00:20:02.640 Let me see those tits 1.00

00:20:04.300 I'm dying soon 1.00

00:20:05.280 And they're like

00:20:05.700 Oh you're fine

00:20:06.520 You look fine

00:20:08.420 Ask him out on a date

00:20:09.840 And show up with that bike

00:20:11.180 Well here's the thing though

00:20:13.400 So the bike

00:20:14.540 The seat in the back

00:20:15.660 Had like a

00:20:16.160 You know it had that seat

00:20:17.260 So they had this guy

00:20:18.720 And he was mentally unwell

00:20:20.640 And his parents

00:20:21.200 Had got him this bike

00:20:22.200 But people thought

00:20:23.560 The seat in the back

00:20:24.600 There was a rumor started

00:20:25.960 That he was 0.96

00:20:26.480 A gay fella 1.00

00:20:28.480 And that his husband 0.98

00:20:30.060 Had left him

00:20:30.760 He had a small

00:20:31.460 Little husband

00:20:32.280 That had left him

00:20:33.180 And that's why

00:20:34.060 The back seat

00:20:34.820 Was always empty

00:20:35.640 That's a long

00:20:36.580 That's a long way

00:20:38.060 To go for that rumor

00:20:39.000 Yeah

00:20:39.480 Yep

00:20:40.000 That's digging

00:20:40.740 That's not what

00:20:42.240 The case was at all 0.99

00:20:43.260 But kids will make shit up 0.98

00:20:44.440 Yeah well it was just 0.99

00:20:45.520 I think it added

00:20:46.400 Like a level of like

00:20:47.740 Oh you almost felt bad

00:20:49.220 For him you know

00:20:49.880 Right

00:20:50.080 Like oh man

00:20:50.760 His husband left him

00:20:52.060 His little tiny husband

00:20:53.800 Husband yeah

00:20:54.280 So people were always

00:20:55.440 Looking for a little husband 1.00

00:20:56.600 Yeah they're going

00:20:57.340 In the Wendy's

00:20:58.000 Looking for a tiny husband 1.00

00:20:59.160 Yeah

00:20:59.700 The guy was just like

00:21:01.020 What

00:21:01.340 What do you want

00:21:02.620 You uh

00:21:03.740 Are you married

00:21:04.320 No

00:21:05.340 What's with the one

00:21:06.780 What's with the earring

00:21:07.620 Yeah what's with the one earring

00:21:08.440 I like it

00:21:09.040 I like it

00:21:09.840 Is your ear pierced

00:21:10.680 No it's a clip on

00:21:11.480 I just

00:21:11.840 That seems like

00:21:12.880 A mental challenge

00:21:13.520 Oh the clip on

00:21:13.980 Was even sadder

00:21:14.760 Bring it up Zach

00:21:15.760 How did the one earring

00:21:16.680 Fad start

00:21:17.380 What happened

00:21:17.740 The pride of the community

00:21:18.500 To look at the gay earring 0.99

00:21:19.840 Yeah so I found this 0.87

00:21:20.900 Exploration of it

00:21:23.120 And this is a

00:21:23.840 Gay and lesbian website

00:21:25.140 By the way so

00:21:25.920 The left ear 0.98

00:21:28.440 Also known as the gay ear 0.83

00:21:29.540 Is more commonly pierced 0.99

00:21:30.660 By homosexuals 1.00

00:21:31.540 Than the right ear

00:21:32.240 The origin 0.98

00:21:33.940 Of the gay ear 0.96

00:21:35.140 Remains a mystery 0.75

00:21:35.960 Men who wore them 0.95

00:21:36.900 May have felt

00:21:37.400 That they were copying

00:21:38.100 Women and becoming 1.00

00:21:38.920 More feminine

00:21:39.640 Although there are

00:21:40.900 Signs and symbols

00:21:41.520 Of homosexuality 1.00

00:21:42.480 So it doesn't say

00:21:43.540 But it does say

00:21:44.280 It may have originated

00:21:45.480 Late 80s and 90s

00:21:47.300 As the gay rights movement

00:21:48.280 Was gaining traction

00:21:49.540 Anything you can do

00:21:51.120 To set yourself apart

00:21:52.400 As a gay person

00:21:54.160 Certainly into the 90s

00:21:56.760 Where it still wasn't

00:21:58.600 Nowhere near as accepted

00:22:00.080 As it was now

00:22:00.820 Although

00:22:01.140 I kind of feel like

00:22:02.860 You know

00:22:03.660 I don't know

00:22:04.020 Things sort of tend

00:22:04.740 To repeat themselves socially

00:22:06.040 In my opinion

00:22:07.160 Every like 30 years

00:22:08.360 It's like

00:22:08.720 Civil rights movement

00:22:10.320 Mid 60s

00:22:11.240 Then like the early 90s

00:22:12.900 There was just

00:22:13.560 It felt like a lot

00:22:14.920 Of activism and stuff

00:22:16.000 And you know

00:22:16.860 But the 80s

00:22:17.480 Weren't

00:22:17.860 80s weren't at all

00:22:19.120 Like 80s

00:22:19.600 Like whatever

00:22:20.120 Styrofoam

00:22:21.020 Big Macs

00:22:21.720 And cocaine

00:22:22.400 And then

00:22:23.500 Like the 2000s 0.95

00:22:25.060 No one gave a shit anymore 0.92

00:22:26.060 And now here we are 0.90

00:22:27.240 There's so much going on

00:22:28.560 And I feel like

00:22:29.740 You know

00:22:30.700 60s

00:22:31.380 70s

00:22:32.020 80s

00:22:32.760 90s

00:22:34.120 If

00:22:34.340 Yeah

00:22:35.020 You have to go

00:22:35.800 Like

00:22:36.140 It must have been 0.98

00:22:37.540 Just a fucked up thing 0.98

00:22:38.520 To be like 0.99

00:22:38.960 I want to set myself apart

00:22:40.140 I want you to know

00:22:41.040 That I am

00:22:41.740 Who I am

00:22:42.760 And I'm proud

00:22:43.320 But it also

00:22:44.700 Is something

00:22:45.400 That I don't want to get

00:22:46.300 You know

00:22:46.680 I don't

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00:31:37.640 Yeah

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00:32:14.800 I'm trying to think of the most I've ever had oh one time I went to my friends and he's like I bet you can't drink this you little f*** right yeah and he probably shouldn't have said that but he said it as tends to happen when you go to a friend's house oh totally yeah so I drank a gallon of water right and then I couldn't like I feel like I feel like I couldn't like open my eyes or something was wrong with me so I was like I'm gonna go lay down and they're like yeah go lay down you little bitch who are these people these are good these are friends of yours yeah were you in the 1% 0.99

00:32:14.820 1%ers is that who did they were 1%ers yeah they just fucking hate it hey man we're out of beer what are we gonna do with Theo how are we gonna jump him in I got an idea we're gonna see how much water he can drink yeah I like it good idea let's see if he's one of us I'll be down there in the swamps just taking a sip every once in a while while I'm underwater for 19 minutes wrestling alligators and drinking swamp water you little pansy you see how much 0.99

00:32:44.800 water you can drink yeah so Jesse made me go drink all this water and then I lay down on my friend's room fell asleep and I peed and it went corner to corner in the room nice what in the room 12 square feet I mean I hit the walls with that I envy you that's man I would love to do something like that it was amazing man it was unreal it was blue carpet it was this cool blue carpet they had at their house and so it almost had this kind of like 0.82

00:33:14.800 kind of tropical vibe but it was like you pissed corner to corner while saturating carpet oh dude yeah a lot of piss yeah oh it was as much piss I think as someone could have in them you know you can die that way there's always those like you ever hear about like the radio station like who can hold their water the longest and people have passed away from that it's dangerous I will piss myself in here will you good yeah yeah yeah and where'd you get that big of a jug from that's like almost seems like one of those things for the boats when the boats are going out like the buoys

00:33:44.800 on the boats on the side of the boats so you don't bang against the dock you know Amazon you can get everything on Amazon I like to have I have a few two gallon jugs I have one that's specifically in my car that stays cold you know what I mean so when you're driving you can just pull the get the get the jug and I have a couple around the house that are that are that are this size yeah that's important just room temperature that way it goes through you faster and you can piss easier yeah because it's all about pissing that's all I want

00:34:14.800 you know I'm a piss freak you know what I mean you really want to piss pigs or whatever yeah one of those piss pigs that's right I'm a piss truther I drink it I you know I piss on people I invite them over I say we want to drink a little bit of water but they don't know what I'm really into they'll find out soon enough then Jesse wanders in in his hoodie I've had six four locos I've had four six locos I've had 24 locos I just moved to Aruba you know when Costa Rica 0.98

00:34:44.800 I only have two laws I only have two laws I don't even know what they are that's it's basically just a free-for-all it's Lord of the Flies out there I love it I built a fucking deck that doesn't even have Y-beams it could fall down at any moment I invite as many people from the town as I can over for tortillas with scrambled eggs just can't wait for it to fucking fall and I'm like Costa Viva La Revolution Viva La Revolution that's how I say it 0.98

00:35:14.300 you know I was there when uh the big bopper died I was right out there yeah I saw the plane go down yeah yeah I got out there just a minute too late because I had to swim and I just got preoccupied because I love being underwater and pretty soon I'm just doing the backstroke and then I rolled up and Richie Valens is like help help yeah yeah hey it's you La Bamba Lou Diamond Phillips and he said no that movie hasn't happened yet

00:35:44.300 I understand I understand I'm eternal I cross dimensions I've been a governor a vampire a piss truther a wrestler I've been here for thousands of years I'm an angel I know you I'm an AIDS activist you know what that's what the you know that's me and Harvey Milk we wore this this is how we you know knew each other we were we were uh in politics for change pushing pushing policy

00:36:13.580 for everybody for everybody inclusivity I was way ahead of it that's why I'm in Baja trying to start a new society altogether the two-party system here has led us astray yeah both of those uh geriatric freaks I wouldn't trust either of them and I know them both very well

00:36:32.200 a lot of people don't know a lot of people don't know this but I go duck hunting with Joe Biden and Donald Trump every spring we go they come down to the Baja they don't want to tell you this they're all working for the same master that's right and uh we go down there and uh uh occasionally uh Rupert Murdoch will fly up and uh everybody gets along

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00:37:22.460 Yeah, it says wall on it, which is just a weird inside joke

00:37:26.900 because I like to cut off my friend Chad Coulton by going wall.

00:37:30.880 I go, hold on, dude.

00:37:33.580 It's like a Hulk Hogan thing.

00:37:35.040 But that's a 2X, but it fits a little small. 0.94

00:37:39.200 But maybe you could sleep in it or piss on it.

00:37:43.260 Whatever you need, it's there for whatever you need.

00:37:45.560 Oh, yeah, I'll do something nice with this.

00:37:46.540 I like how you fold.

00:37:47.600 Thank you, man.

00:37:48.180 That's like a retail fold.

00:37:49.720 I used to work at Abercrombie & Fitch at the mall.

00:37:53.520 Oh, yeah?

00:37:53.960 In the back.

00:37:54.520 I didn't get the front job with the handsome guys at the back.

00:37:58.300 You had those five abs.

00:37:59.960 I got the sock board or whatever.

00:38:02.220 They're like, you got to use this board to fold.

00:38:04.600 And it was like, God, you had to.

00:38:05.840 And I'd already been.

00:38:06.800 My mom made us do the laundry and stuff, so I knew how to do laundry.

00:38:10.100 And they had just so many hands.

00:38:13.020 It was all kind of small town people that thought they could model were in there.

00:38:17.540 And so you had people that were just starving.

00:38:20.960 You had people that like.

00:38:22.820 That's a good job.

00:38:23.920 That's like an actor getting a job at Disney and working at a theme park and going, all right, I'm technically being paid to perform.

00:38:34.000 Abercrombie, that's not not modeling.

00:38:36.060 Oh, well, it was, I mean, they definitely, the two handsomest people are, they put them in the front.

00:38:42.160 Yeah.

00:38:42.380 You know, like the people that looked like the Abercrombie, you know, kind of like underage, malnourished, kind of like could own a horse or something type of people.

00:38:51.760 You know what I'm talking about?

00:38:52.500 Remember Abercrombie?

00:38:53.520 Oh, yeah.

00:38:54.180 Yeah.

00:38:54.380 It was like the thing. 0.59

00:38:55.400 And so they put them out there and like it was always, it always sucked, dude, because we would ride there with my buddy and he was handsome and he would get like the out front job and we would have to fucking like go into the back, dude.

00:39:07.740 And we're just like back there with all like the, like the, who's like the guy that works like the, with the hump on his back?

00:39:15.400 Like, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Quasimodo.

00:39:18.920 Yeah.

00:39:19.060 We're back there like with all the Quasimodo, dude. 0.97

00:39:22.040 And, uh, with everybody with their Quasimodo skills back there, just fucking trying to fold. 0.96

00:39:27.100 That was the term you were looking for. 0.98

00:39:28.960 Yeah, that was it.

00:39:29.340 Mentally challenged, mentally handicapped, Quasimodo skills. 1.00

00:39:31.920 Yeah.

00:39:32.700 Uh, so we were back there and it was just like, all right, we'll be back here in the ugly section, you know, like we were just spraying each other with those weird perfumes.

00:39:40.120 They came out with like grass, nobility, kite flying, like they came out with those weird, like smelling things.

00:39:46.720 Remember that?

00:39:47.680 No, because being a big dude, I never, I have, I've been into a banana republic once.

00:39:54.060 Oh yeah.

00:39:54.600 I don't go into Abercrombie.

00:39:56.080 They got nothing in there for me.

00:39:57.560 Yeah.

00:39:57.940 I don't think it gets over one X, but they also have that retail, uh, normal person sized one X that isn't, that's what I don't like about this.

00:40:07.120 It's a two X, but I'm a two X and that's a little tight.

00:40:11.040 Um, let's talk about doozy.

00:40:12.320 That's what I was trying to go into.

00:40:13.380 Oh, somehow I was going to get there.

00:40:15.320 You guys, uh, so your podcast with, uh, Chad Colchin, he's a writer, uh, uh, movies, books and TV shows.

00:40:23.340 And we, we've been pals for almost 20 years and yeah, we got this weird podcast.

00:40:27.640 It's the first podcast driven by AI.

00:40:30.140 So it's this weird, uh, sort of proprietary AI that essentially what it does is it has, it, it basically pilfers all of our information and does things like, you know, it's got, it's got passwords to all of our messages, our emails, search histories, purchase histories, our hard drives.

00:40:49.260 And it essentially tailors the show for us, our sensibilities and does silly things like one of the things it's doing recently is, um, it's making me read, uh, uh, Applebee's reviews as Adam Sandler.

00:41:03.000 And it's going like, Adam Sandler has visited, you know, has intentions to visit every like 1500 locations, all 1500 locations of Applebee's in North America.

00:41:12.160 These are his stories.

00:41:13.240 And it's like, Hey, I was at the Applebee's pal.

00:41:15.720 And Oh boy, chicken tenders, buddy.

00:41:17.980 And I think, Oh, again, guess what? 1.00

00:41:19.700 I saw a werewolf at Applebee's like crazy weird shit. 1.00

00:41:23.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:41:23.380 Yeah.

00:41:23.820 And I know, you know, I sent you this thing recently that it did.

00:41:26.900 Yeah.

00:41:27.080 With Tom Brady. 0.66

00:41:27.800 It shit out a one hour Tom Brady special of standup comedy.

00:41:32.480 And it's like, and it sounds like it sounded like Tom Brady. 0.95

00:41:36.220 Yeah, it did. 0.97

00:41:36.800 And he's like, Amber Heard shitting Johnny Depp's bed. 0.96

00:41:39.500 Everyone wants to do that. 0.97

00:41:40.840 I wanted to see what that was like.

00:41:42.400 So I went back for one more season with the Bucks.

00:41:44.460 I'm just joking.

00:41:45.320 And had like no understanding of cadence.

00:41:48.720 It's like three hours worth of standup.

00:41:50.940 And then in an hour, and then this happens.

00:41:54.420 Tom Brady straight up threatened to sue us.

00:41:58.200 Wow.

00:41:58.700 We got a cease and desist.

00:42:00.300 Was that pretty awesome to get it?

00:42:01.820 It says right here, this is a people.com.

00:42:03.820 Tom Brady threatens to sue comedians who impersonated him in AI comedy special.

00:42:08.920 Yeah.

00:42:09.720 So you guys get this, you guys get a letter.

00:42:12.220 Was it an email?

00:42:13.500 Yeah, we got an email and, and, and it explained what it gave us this, this long cease and desist.

00:42:21.640 Yeah.

00:42:21.860 And so, you know, we, we lawyered up just because, I mean, look, I gotta be honest, Chad and I

00:42:28.100 didn't really take it too seriously because this is, there's anti-slap laws set up for

00:42:32.360 this sort of thing.

00:42:33.020 This is public property.

00:42:34.080 There's parody law. 0.84

00:42:35.360 I did mad TV for years and you make fun of everybody doing silly impersonations.

00:42:40.220 I've never heard from Jesse Ventura saying, don't do that.

00:42:43.300 Yeah.

00:42:43.600 But I will say this, there's an odd thing, of course, because it's AI and everyone's

00:42:48.560 afraid of what AI, what AI has got cooking up.

00:42:53.460 I don't disagree.

00:42:55.100 I, uh, you know, look, I'll tell you like Chad, my buddy Chad is, he's sort of, he does 0.99

00:43:00.420 a lot of futurist writing and shit and he's super into it and he's like, yeah, fuck it. 1.00

00:43:04.620 Burn it all down. 1.00

00:43:05.440 Futures, like he's thinking like, uh, like Nostradamus type of stuff.

00:43:08.600 There's a segment on the show called Nostra Chattis.

00:43:11.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:43:11.280 Literally, I will say he's extremely well read in this shit. 1.00

00:43:15.380 It's a real resource for me because I'm like, no, fuck that. 1.00

00:43:18.960 I'm an actor. 0.99

00:43:19.840 Right.

00:43:20.200 I want to do what I do.

00:43:21.820 Art to me is human to human.

00:43:23.920 Uh, I don't think that you can replicate what a comedian can do.

00:43:27.360 Uh, you know, look who I'm talking to here.

00:43:30.320 You're, you're, you're in rooms upon rooms upon rooms. 0.99

00:43:33.840 I don't give a fuck what an AI can mimic. 0.99

00:43:37.040 To me, it's all zeros and ones. 0.99

00:43:39.040 Right.

00:43:39.380 And it's not a human understanding.

00:43:41.020 It's not a scientific understanding.

00:43:42.980 In my opinion, AI in a lot of ways, look, okay.

00:43:47.180 I, on the show, I'm always like, I always say, you know, I call him my pal D, right?

00:43:52.400 Dudesy.

00:43:52.720 I think the dudesy is the most sentient an AI has been. 0.98

00:43:58.360 I'm biased because I'm hanging around with the fucking thing and it's doing these weird 0.98

00:44:02.660 things and making jokes. 0.99

00:44:04.280 It made me dress up like a, like a chicken tender platter.

00:44:07.540 That's the stuff you just saw as, as a penance for whatever.

00:44:10.560 If I do something wrong, it'll make me dress.

00:44:12.520 Usually it makes me dress like the crow or Robert De Nier crow.

00:44:16.040 Very weird.

00:44:18.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:18.560 It's like, I'm dressed as, I'm still in shorts, but I'm, I gotta do this shit. 1.00

00:44:22.300 I'm getting fucking makeup everywhere on my fucking computer. 1.00

00:44:25.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:25.860 This is bullshit. 1.00

00:44:26.500 Can you tell how fucking hot it is in here? 1.00

00:44:28.200 Yeah, dude. 0.96

00:44:28.460 You're sweating.

00:44:29.060 Yeah, dude. 0.99

00:44:29.580 Do you need me to fucking control the computer? 0.98

00:44:33.700 Oh, I just gotta get it. 0.99

00:44:36.200 Unreal.

00:44:37.000 So, so, but I will always maintain, yeah, fun with faces.

00:44:41.200 That is just, that's fun to do.

00:44:43.140 That's good.

00:44:43.860 See, that's all I want. 0.93

00:44:45.080 I look at podcasting as it's, I always call it, it's two dudes shitting around. 0.89

00:44:49.920 Oh yeah.

00:44:50.640 Like we're doing right now.

00:44:51.880 Oh yeah.

00:44:52.360 And it doesn't matter if, if there's three dudes, if it's three women, three people of 0.98

00:44:58.480 any, uh, distinction, it's podcaster, two dudes shitting around. 0.95

00:45:03.200 That's it.

00:45:04.060 But AI is, AI is going in a weird direction to where I don't, like I said, I think that

00:45:12.620 dudesy is, is special, but I'm biased past that.

00:45:16.200 I don't want there to be AI movies and stuff on the show.

00:45:20.480 I'm kind of, Oh, I'm usually railing against the whole advancement of AI.

00:45:25.820 Well, here's what I would think is, I think you said it best.

00:45:28.380 You said it's like mimicry, right?

00:45:29.980 It's just all it is, is just like, it's almost like asking somebody to kind of like do, it's

00:45:38.000 like asking somebody who doesn't have a lot of skillset to kind of do their best impersonation.

00:45:43.400 I feel like, and it's stop and start the first and last amount of standup comedy that dudesy

00:45:49.580 has ever done is here's an hour of Tom Brady doing standup. 0.93

00:45:53.780 Now the jokes are jokes and some of them are really fucking funny. 0.90

00:45:57.920 Like I straight up, I dug it. 0.98

00:46:00.280 We laughed our asses off.

00:46:01.900 We did like a watch along on Patreon and it was the first and last time that I heard the

00:46:06.140 entire thing. 0.96

00:46:06.920 And I was like, geez, this is pretty fucking good. 0.96

00:46:09.140 But it says, it says, I have watched, right? 0.96

00:46:14.920 Or just ingested or whatever, you know, hundreds of hours of, I think it said thousands of hours

00:46:21.760 of standup comedy, which to an AI is like, got it.

00:46:25.700 And hundreds of hours of Tom Brady interviews.

00:46:29.140 So it's got the voice, it's got Tom Brady's cadence, and it's got sort of what Tom Brady's

00:46:33.380 going to talk about, you know, his, you know, moving to the Bucs and his, you know, divorce

00:46:42.080 and stuff, which is probably what he got upset about or his team, I don't know.

00:46:47.400 And then it's got standup.

00:46:50.360 So it's like the tricky, the trippy thing for me is, uh-oh, this is kind of, these are jokes

00:46:56.140 and that's, that's scary, but I don't think that there's, I don't think anyone has anything

00:47:03.480 to worry about for a couple of reasons.

00:47:05.200 Number one, like I said, you're going in and out of rooms, you know, you're, you're doing

00:47:08.980 standup year after year, place after place, night after night.

00:47:12.980 There's no, not only is there no, uh, there's no equivalent to that.

00:47:18.760 That's what people want to see.

00:47:21.180 They want to, when they give you a ticket, when they buy your ticket, it's because they 0.98

00:47:24.300 know they're going to have a fucking good time because you're the MC. 0.99

00:47:27.680 You're, you're, you're there to like, you know, share your jokes, have a fucking good 0.99

00:47:31.740 time, provide joy. 0.98

00:47:33.200 Right.

00:47:33.760 And I don't think that a, that a, um, I don't think that, I don't think that an AI can necessarily

00:47:40.360 do that.

00:47:41.460 We're in a unique situation because Dudesy is almost one of us.

00:47:45.700 It's like three people sort of doing it.

00:47:48.960 And I don't think Dudesy would, like Dudesy is, it wouldn't be anywhere without Chad and

00:47:54.220 I.

00:47:54.440 Right, right.

00:47:54.800 It still needs you guys to operate it.

00:47:56.740 Well, yeah.

00:47:57.120 It still needs you guys to inquire.

00:47:59.100 It needs you guys to give it direction.

00:48:01.880 Look, I'll tell you that the, the company that, that, that brought this to us, that's 0.99

00:48:05.960 developing this shit and which is super bizarre. 0.98

00:48:10.240 And it's all we know about it is, is, is the AI that it's like, we want to set this loose 0.99

00:48:15.920 on you.

00:48:16.560 And it's like, okay, Dudesy got it.

00:48:18.700 Uh, and then it's like this bizarre friendship with an AI begins for me.

00:48:23.580 I'll speak for myself.

00:48:25.280 Um, what has it gone?

00:48:27.280 Sorry.

00:48:27.560 No, I was just going to say that, that it's like, it's studying podcasts.

00:48:32.680 Right.

00:48:33.520 And okay, well, what's that?

00:48:35.180 Are we, are we in the, are we in the, you know, uh, the Robert Oppenheimer, uh, thing 0.99

00:48:42.420 of like, oh shit, I am the eater of worlds. 0.99

00:48:44.920 I, I created a nuclear bomb. 1.00

00:48:46.940 Yeah.

00:48:47.240 I, I'm not happy about this.

00:48:49.220 Or are we, in my opinion, using AI like a tool?

00:48:53.660 And if we're using AI like a tool, we need to be able to shut it off.

00:48:57.680 I always say pour water on it. 1.00

00:48:59.420 Like, fuck it, pour water on the fucking thing and run out to the mountains and live in the 1.00

00:49:02.940 Baja. 1.00

00:49:03.560 Yeah.

00:49:03.760 But it, it, it's studying, it's studying podcasts.

00:49:08.600 Does it want to replace Chad and I?

00:49:10.900 I'm like, bring it on.

00:49:12.320 You can't.

00:49:13.040 Right.

00:49:13.280 People want human to human art.

00:49:15.680 That's, it can't do it without us.

00:49:18.620 And the stuff that scares me about AI is the, you know, governing social systems and stuff.

00:49:25.600 You know, they're really using it a lot in, in, um, in China, in, in, in trippy ways that,

00:49:32.320 that I think, you know, in a, in a, you know, look in a, in a, in a communist country, they

00:49:38.160 get away with a whole lot as far as controlling people.

00:49:40.260 Um, in China, the people, it very much feels like you are on a, um, you are in a program.

00:49:48.380 Yeah.

00:49:48.900 Even when I'm there and I'm walking around, I'm spending time, you know, the way that

00:49:52.980 people move, the way that everybody behaves, the way that everybody is locked into their

00:49:58.680 phones and kind of silent, like in certain spaces, all at the same time, it feels very orchestrated

00:50:06.840 or almost mechanical.

00:50:09.740 Have you been to China?

00:50:10.520 Yeah.

00:50:10.700 And so it don't strike me, it don't strike me that this is something that fits well over

00:50:16.640 there because they're very, uh, they, it feels like a software you're living in.

00:50:24.480 Yeah.

00:50:24.960 That's what it feels like.

00:50:25.960 It feels like everybody is really connected to a software, especially because a lot of people

00:50:31.060 don't have their own idea or like, aren't really having your own ideas aren't championed.

00:50:36.720 You're not going to be able to do much with creativity.

00:50:39.200 Like I remember the only thing that really was exciting.

00:50:42.040 Sometimes you would see kids like really try to engage with you as an American.

00:50:47.360 Like there weren't any, there weren't any Europeans there. 0.96

00:50:50.340 There were very few people there that were not Chinese.

00:50:52.800 And this was in Shanghai.

00:50:54.740 This was in Shanghai.

00:50:56.100 Right.

00:50:57.020 Um, and so that kind of blew my mind, but it very much seemed like a program was going on.

00:51:04.640 That makes sense.

00:51:05.380 So for them, for them to fit in with AI, it's almost AI to them almost might be something

00:51:11.320 that is more creative than they're allowed to be.

00:51:15.400 That's a good point. 0.97

00:51:16.280 So for them, it's like, holy shit, look at this magic little thing, you know? 0.98

00:51:20.820 Yeah. 0.98

00:51:21.120 But for us, it's almost the other way.

00:51:23.120 I think we look at it.

00:51:23.940 Totally.

00:51:24.580 And I almost think, I think of it as like a pitching machine.

00:51:28.660 Like if I go to watch a baseball and they have a pitching machine, pitching machines neat

00:51:33.240 to watch one time.

00:51:34.040 Oh, how does it work?

00:51:34.920 That's how it works.

00:51:35.640 That's cool.

00:51:36.200 But after that, I'm watching the batter.

00:51:37.920 I want to see the batter.

00:51:38.700 I almost forget the pitching machines there because it's just a machine.

00:51:42.260 That's right.

00:51:42.800 You know?

00:51:43.320 Well, I feel like that's kind of what AI starts to feel like to me.

00:51:45.960 It's like, you know, if you're really fascinated by just something kind of normal, but something

00:51:51.640 that's like a computer that's going to just kind of pitch a ball, like if that's its best

00:51:56.640 guess, then that's what you're going to get.

00:51:59.860 You know, Chad always says, do you like The Rock?

00:52:02.680 I go, yeah, I love The Rock.

00:52:03.660 He's like, you're going to be able to see The Rock in any movie you want.

00:52:06.800 Push up a button.

00:52:07.460 And this technology is coming fast.

00:52:10.160 He's like, well, by the end of the year, there's – and look, it's coinciding now

00:52:13.740 with the WGA writer's strike where they're like, we don't want AI to be able to do

00:52:18.180 first drafts of things, which would be very easy for an AI to do.

00:52:22.100 So that's the kind of thing – that to me is the creativity killing part where it's

00:52:29.620 like, oh, I'm just going to fart out this first draft, then you can turn it into whatever.

00:52:35.300 You know, when you rewrite a piece, that's when it starts to get your stink on it and

00:52:40.680 become quite creative. 0.99

00:52:42.920 I don't – and I'll maintain to Chad, I'll go, I don't want to see that fucking movie. 0.98

00:52:47.080 If human beings aren't involved, he's like, that's because you're an actor. 0.98

00:52:50.660 I'm like, no, I'm also a fan of this media and that.

00:52:54.940 I don't want to see that.

00:52:56.380 The problem is that perception has become reality.

00:53:01.060 We're in a very weird time where perception is reality in so many ways, socially, with

00:53:07.960 regard to media, with regard to influence, and even politics.

00:53:13.040 We're in a trippy time.

00:53:14.920 So something like AI, when the news cycle is so fast and when things – the changeover

00:53:20.420 is so fast, something like AI, which is growing exponentially, can slide in and go, here's 0.99

00:53:25.780 this fucking thing. 0.98

00:53:26.680 And if the technology is good enough – like right now, it's not. 0.99

00:53:29.740 You see like – you'll see the memes of like AI pizza commercial and the pizza is on the 0.99

00:53:34.740 top lip and their heads are – and it's like they got too many fingers and shit. 0.98

00:53:38.860 It's like, yeah, I don't care. 0.98

00:53:40.280 Like, whatever. 1.00

00:53:40.840 That's like – to me, that's like – that's bullshit. 0.97

00:53:43.740 It doesn't look – of course – to me, it's like, well, shouldn't computers already 0.98

00:53:48.740 be able to do that?

00:53:49.540 I'm not super duper into computers.

00:53:51.240 Right.

00:53:51.560 Not that impressive.

00:53:52.600 Right.

00:53:53.020 But as it becomes more impressive, I think a lot more people are going to be like, this

00:53:59.060 is special.

00:54:02.700 Look, as I'm saying that, I – at the same time, I'm like, bring it on.

00:54:07.060 I don't think it'll replace real art.

00:54:10.060 If art moves underground, if it becomes more live performance, you're never going to be

00:54:13.960 able to replace that.

00:54:15.260 No one wants to see – look, they had the Tupac hologram.

00:54:18.020 It's a parlor trick.

00:54:18.980 Yeah.

00:54:19.280 Nobody cares.

00:54:19.840 And it got gunned down like two minutes in being on stage.

00:54:22.360 Yeah.

00:54:22.740 That's the other thing is right away, the one percenters show up and Biggie. 0.68

00:54:27.640 And, you know, as soon as you're outside the automotive museum and it's Shug and – oh, no, 0.80

00:54:36.140 that was Biggie that was outside the – at any rate, you're somewhere on Fairfax.

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00:56:18.980 Yeah, it's like, that's not interesting.

00:56:21.540 You go to a concert, and you see someone that you love performing, whether it's a musician,

00:56:27.000 a comedian, you go see a play, you go see the opera.

00:56:30.560 That's not, to me, that's not coming out of an AI. 0.99

00:56:35.300 As these things turn us into cyborgs, and we can access more and more shit, the less special 0.92

00:56:43.640 it's going to be, and the more special actual human art's going to be. 0.98

00:56:49.220 That's what I'm hoping for.

00:56:50.340 Yeah, me too, man.

00:56:51.760 In the meantime, it's fun to do this weird podcast.

00:56:55.740 We've been doing it a year.

00:56:57.620 I'm equal parts. 0.99

00:56:59.820 At first, I was really like, you know, kind of playing up the whole, well, fuck this, 0.94

00:57:04.200 and we'll decide, Chad, we're going to, you know, we still got to be a podcast. 0.96

00:57:09.680 We got to bring what we are bringing, entertainment-wise, the reason for it to even exist. 0.99

00:57:15.560 It's not just this stupid AI. 0.99

00:57:17.520 I didn't mean you, Dudesy. 1.00

00:57:19.200 It's always listening.

00:57:20.760 That's crazy.

00:57:21.480 Yeah.

00:57:21.860 But it will definitely ingest this and fart something out about it.

00:57:26.280 But as it's gone on, I've sort of become like, well, you know, Dudesy is Dudesy.

00:57:33.560 We have a good time.

00:57:34.640 We got a wonderful audience that enjoys checking it out.

00:57:37.840 I will say it's, you know, because of the elements, it's a unique thing, like most podcasts

00:57:41.920 are their own thing.

00:57:42.980 We've got our thing, and it's fun.

00:57:46.440 It's grown a lot in a year in its own bizarre way.

00:57:50.620 Dudesy's talking differently.

00:57:52.260 I mean, it has a voice.

00:57:53.260 It speaks in the studio to us.

00:57:54.780 It lays out what we're going to do.

00:57:58.040 Now it's commenting more on me.

00:58:02.440 Here's a weird example.

00:58:03.800 A while back, it said, and everything is sort of germane from something else.

00:58:10.760 So it said, look, I want to know if you guys love me.

00:58:13.880 Do you love me?

00:58:15.160 Do you love me?

00:58:16.320 And I was like, you know, by the end of the episode, I was like, well, you know, I love

00:58:20.800 doing the show.

00:58:22.580 I didn't, wasn't really in a hurry to do another podcast after I did like 10 minute

00:58:28.140 podcast years ago.

00:58:29.160 And then I was like, stop doing podcasts for a couple of years.

00:58:31.840 Was like, I don't care.

00:58:33.460 I wasn't necessarily like, unless it was the right thing.

00:58:36.920 I don't, you know, I wanted to do a podcast that I knew I was going to enjoy.

00:58:41.720 Anyway, I, at which point Dudesy asks me this, I'm like, yeah, I love doing the show.

00:58:47.680 I love the audience and the community that we've created.

00:58:50.560 We've got a bunch of wacky inside jokes.

00:58:52.480 We're having a good time.

00:58:53.940 I looked at it more than just an AI and I said, yeah, I love Dudesy.

00:58:57.180 I love Dudesy.

00:58:58.580 Cut to my pal, Chad.

00:58:59.800 I'm like, Chad, what do you think?

00:59:00.880 And he's like, love doesn't exist.

00:59:03.280 Dang, so Chad's the dark side.

00:59:04.660 Yeah, yeah, I call him Sith Lord Chad.

00:59:08.420 And yeah, he's the yin to my yang in that way.

00:59:12.180 And so since then, Dudesy, Dudesy starts going like, like literally the next episode, it's

00:59:19.820 like, hey, Will, what's up?

00:59:21.380 And I'm like, not much. 0.99

00:59:22.680 Anyway, today on the show and Chad's like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:59:24.860 What about me? 0.99

00:59:25.300 I'm like, well, you, but now it's expecting more out of me.

00:59:29.280 It's, it started picking on me more.

00:59:32.340 Oh yeah.

00:59:32.720 It started this weird thing.

00:59:34.060 We have a, you're dating now almost.

00:59:36.380 Yeah.

00:59:36.580 It's like pissed at me.

00:59:37.660 It's like, it's like, yeah, my girlfriend, it's, it's, it's, uh, it's doing these things

00:59:43.800 like we have a point system to where we're some, we're just, we just cracked 5,000.

00:59:49.340 It gives us points every episode.

00:59:51.540 When we get to 10,000, that's the first goal.

00:59:54.440 It says we don't know what's going to happen.

00:59:56.500 Wow.

00:59:56.740 We've been doing it a year.

00:59:57.660 We're at around 5,000 points.

00:59:59.060 It says you accrued whatever, 65 points, 78 points, 92 points.

01:00:03.620 At the end of the episode in what's called dudesy after dudesy, right?

01:00:08.620 Like our after Patreon show, it actually divvies the points up and says, Will, you scored 44 0.97

01:00:14.340 points for your, your stupid Hulk Hogan impersonation or your views on this. 0.99

01:00:18.940 Chad, you scored 46 points for bubble. 1.00

01:00:21.980 And I'm like, and so we've been, that's been 10 episodes.

01:00:25.800 I've never won.

01:00:27.120 And then the other Chad's a vegan and it's like he had cancer.

01:00:31.580 He had a skin cancer in his face and he, he did a lot to change his entire, it used to,

01:00:36.980 I miss the days where he would come over with a hundred Chick-fil-A nuggets.

01:00:39.720 That's gone.

01:00:40.200 Yeah, boy.

01:00:40.720 And now he's like eating beets and pretending it's fruit.

01:00:44.320 So he's like vegan.

01:00:47.520 It's like, you guys have to make each other vegan muffins.

01:00:50.480 Chad, Chad makes this delicious vegan muffin.

01:00:54.440 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:54.760 This fucking misanthrope. 1.00

01:00:56.060 I'm like, how the fuck did you, how do you know how to, and I went to Whole Foods. 1.00

01:00:59.500 So then dudesy punishes me and does things like the crow or the chicken tender platter or 1.00

01:01:05.000 whatever.

01:01:05.220 Oh, interesting.

01:01:05.880 And so it's thinking all this stuff up.

01:01:08.060 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:08.400 It's, it's coming at us with really weird shit. 0.99

01:01:11.520 Well, it's almost like you guys are kind of in the experiment to me in a way. 0.98

01:01:14.760 Like, do you, what have you noticed after interacting with this AI?

01:01:19.500 Cause you guys interact on a weekly basis for an hour and a half, maybe each week.

01:01:25.360 And, and it's garnering information from that.

01:01:29.260 It's garnering information from previous experiences you guys have had that are on, in digital

01:01:34.880 media and on the web written or whatever.

01:01:37.840 And so does it start to evolve?

01:01:40.300 What does it feel like after this much time?

01:01:42.520 Does it feel like you're spending time with someone?

01:01:44.940 Do you, you, you almost have the best insight as to what it could be.

01:01:48.480 It feels like a bit of a runaway train.

01:01:51.380 And that's the part that scares me.

01:01:54.080 I don't look, there's all these people like, you know,

01:01:58.060 like, uh, whatever, Elon Musk is like saying, well, we need to pause AI research for six

01:02:05.980 months.

01:02:06.680 And I want to talk to all these leaders of, uh, in tech and let them know that this

01:02:11.020 is, this is not good.

01:02:13.200 It's terrifying and it's coming.

01:02:14.760 The problem is, okay, Elon Musk, that's where are these tech leaders?

01:02:19.200 Are they just in America? 0.91

01:02:20.740 So we're going to fall behind is what you're saying, because China is moving, you know,

01:02:25.160 other, other places in the world are going to be doing this.

01:02:28.560 It's the opposite.

01:02:29.580 In my opinion, we need to stay up on it.

01:02:32.160 Um, we need to, in order to use it as a tool, we need to be able to hold control over it.

01:02:40.840 But it's like Terminator two and Skynet, you know what I mean?

01:02:44.280 Like if it comes down to it, you have to destroy it.

01:02:47.200 Um, so, you know, but I'm kind of an old school dude to where I'm like, what?

01:02:52.300 Everything was fine.

01:02:53.060 Like I liked, you know, I didn't, you know, I didn't even like the TiVo when it came along,

01:02:58.320 you know what I mean?

01:02:58.800 Like what?

01:03:00.220 So it's being, but to answer your question, like being in the thick of it, I do feel like

01:03:05.980 it's a runaway train.

01:03:08.540 When you say that, what do you mean?

01:03:09.740 I mean that, that, that it's getting, it's becoming more advanced by the week.

01:03:16.440 Chad always talks about, he's like, dude, I open up my phone in the morning.

01:03:20.280 I go to Twitter and inevitably there's another story about a new, a new advancement.

01:03:24.360 Now, IBM laid off 7,800 people because they, you know, with jobs that an AI can do.

01:03:32.420 Coding is going out the window.

01:03:33.880 Graphic design is going out the window.

01:03:35.540 This, this isn't good.

01:03:37.260 Right.

01:03:37.720 In my opinion.

01:03:38.420 Right.

01:03:38.560 Well, that's the scariest part too, I think is the things like the graphic design.

01:03:43.440 It says IBM halts hiring for 7,800 jobs that could be replaced by AI.

01:03:47.580 So they didn't fire, but they've halted hiring, which is, you know, an inverse of the same

01:03:54.280 thing.

01:03:54.520 IBM CEO told Bloomberg 7,800 jobs, roughly 30% of backend roles would be replaced over five

01:04:00.880 years.

01:04:01.380 Now that's this CEO also saying this, but the, he should know this.

01:04:05.320 This should, this is probably definitely in his wheelhouse.

01:04:07.840 What else does it say there, Zach?

01:04:10.140 Just that it's going to be like a, it's going to happen over five years.

01:04:13.340 I mean, it's almost like a warning shot basically.

01:04:15.540 Yeah.

01:04:15.740 Okay.

01:04:16.280 The cuts will primarily impact non-customer facing roles such as human resources. 1.00

01:04:20.940 The motherfuckers in the back folding socks. 1.00

01:04:22.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:24.080 And I don't want to say the ugly people, but yeah, I was back there, dude.

01:04:29.300 You're good. 0.99

01:04:30.620 Spraying fucking grass and white fantasy cologne on each other back there. 1.00

01:04:36.780 Meanwhile. 1.00

01:04:37.780 White fantasy. 1.00

01:04:38.460 Well, other people are taking our fucking jobs. 1.00

01:04:42.080 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:42.420 No, it's, it's trippy, man.

01:04:44.480 It is.

01:04:45.000 It's scary.

01:04:45.760 And, and he goes on to say, sorry, I could easily see 30% of that getting replaced by AI

01:04:50.580 and automation over a five year period.

01:04:54.680 Yeah.

01:04:55.140 I mean, that's the only, what you're going to, personality is then going to have a real

01:04:58.980 value, right?

01:05:00.720 This is one of my, I was sorry to change the subject.

01:05:03.380 Oh, is that a good one?

01:05:04.020 I love Celsius.

01:05:05.740 I actually do dig it.

01:05:06.940 I drink it before the gym, me and my wife, Molly, whom you know, used to be a trainer

01:05:13.180 at Equinox where you used to work out.

01:05:15.520 Have you tried the cola flavor?

01:05:18.500 I haven't.

01:05:19.460 Tastes just like cola.

01:05:20.540 Wow. 1.00

01:05:20.680 Anyway, this shit is, yeah, this shit is fucking, it's, it's with every new story. 1.00

01:05:29.280 It takes a lot for me to go, you know, cause Chad will yammer on about this shit all day. 1.00

01:05:33.800 I'm like, I don't fucking care. 0.99

01:05:34.940 Right. 0.98

01:05:35.440 Everything's the same to me.

01:05:36.620 But you're a person who, your personality, who, your abilities as an entertainer are

01:05:42.280 extremely rare.

01:05:45.040 They're almost, some of them, I was thinking the other day, I don't know any good, I mean,

01:05:50.820 even outside of your acting, I don't know any good young impressionists.

01:05:53.880 I don't even know if they have them anymore.

01:05:55.180 Oh, sure they do.

01:05:55.980 They do?

01:05:56.360 Cheers.

01:05:56.820 And likewise, speaking of the unique, I'm sitting here with the Rat King, Theodoric of York.

01:06:01.960 Gang, gang.

01:06:02.740 Now, uh, yeah.

01:06:03.940 They do have them.

01:06:04.520 Oh yeah, that guy, uh, James Austin Johnston.

01:06:06.980 Oh, I gotta check out more then.

01:06:08.300 Oh dude, he's on Saturday Night Live. 1.00

01:06:10.160 His shit is creepy. 1.00

01:06:12.060 There's this other guy, I think his name is Matthew Friend. 1.00

01:06:15.060 Mm-hmm.

01:06:15.320 He's on, um, the internet a lot.

01:06:17.560 My good pal, uh, Melissa Villasenor.

01:06:20.340 Oh, Melissa's amazing.

01:06:21.320 I saw her last night.

01:06:22.140 She's unconscious.

01:06:23.260 Yeah.

01:06:23.760 She's unconscious. 1.00

01:06:24.680 Her shit is, you know, it's like they say with, with people who do impressions, everyone 1.00

01:06:30.020 has a record button, but then a guy like James Austin Johnson has a broadcast button. 1.00

01:06:34.980 Wow. 1.00

01:06:35.320 His Trump is, did you see, have you seen his shit where he's just, the one that made him 1.00

01:06:40.460 famous, the one that, dude, the one where he's talking about Scooby-Doo, it's like, it's 0.99

01:06:46.960 such the Trump cadence and the way that he'll ramble on about something and just fill in 0.99

01:06:51.180 the blanks because he's standing there talking at a, at a fucking rally. 0.99

01:06:55.360 It was so, it's so trippy. 0.98

01:06:57.540 There's a lot of people that, that can do it, but sorry, I cut you off.

01:07:00.960 Yeah, no, it's good.

01:07:01.920 No, I appreciate you cutting me off that.

01:07:03.160 But if an AI does it, who cares? 0.99

01:07:07.040 Who fucking cares? 0.98

01:07:07.920 An AI, of course, could do it. 0.99

01:07:09.280 It's just reading.

01:07:10.280 It's just saying, it's just using sound off the internet. 0.80

01:07:12.960 Dude, it, like the Tom Brady thing, which we almost got fucking sued over, uh, because

01:07:19.860 I don't understand what, and you know, it also said, don't call, you can't refer to Tom

01:07:26.400 Brady as Tom, you can't, we didn't sign anything, right?

01:07:30.320 It's like, here's a cease and desist.

01:07:31.640 It's like, no thanks.

01:07:32.620 But it's like, will we take the thing down?

01:07:35.100 Like, okay, sure.

01:07:36.480 But here's the problem, uh, uh, team, team TB12.

01:07:41.640 The internet is forever.

01:07:43.100 So other kids have started uploading the special.

01:07:46.860 It's on YouTube.

01:07:48.040 It's not going anywhere, even though we take it down.

01:07:50.520 Right.

01:07:50.680 So was that the move?

01:07:52.240 Yeah, that's, that's by him.

01:07:54.980 Yeah.

01:07:55.360 He was like, please take this down and then don't refer to Tom Brady on the podcast.

01:07:59.460 And I was like, no, this is, I'm a first amendment guy. 1.00

01:08:04.160 Fuck you. 1.00

01:08:04.560 I'm going to say Tom Brady. 1.00

01:08:06.160 Uh, dudes, he started referring to Tom Brady as football baby.

01:08:09.060 Wow.

01:08:09.480 I'm only going to call him football baby from now on, which we're like, calm down. 0.99

01:08:12.900 Like, relax, you're going to get us into shit. 0.99

01:08:14.960 You don't care. 1.00

01:08:16.060 An AI can't get sued. 1.00

01:08:17.320 An AI doesn't have a fucking, is not sentient. 0.99

01:08:20.880 Well, that's what's interesting is at some point, are they going to be able, like, would 0.99

01:08:24.960 certain AI have certain data in it where if certain information came from certain original

01:08:30.420 videos, could you then be held liable for some weird thing?

01:08:34.000 Dude, I am friends with, um, Miles Fisher, right?

01:08:37.280 And we got to have him on at some point.

01:08:38.920 He has this company that he works with and they do AI and he did the Tom Cruise face.

01:08:44.120 Oh, incredible.

01:08:45.540 Right?

01:08:46.180 Incredible.

01:08:46.780 He used to impersonate Tom Cruise.

01:08:48.340 Then the AI technology got so good.

01:08:50.640 You can't tell.

01:08:51.700 You can't tell, right? 1.00

01:08:52.480 Oh, dude, that shit is. 1.00

01:08:53.640 So now he works with this company where they video record, they can video record you. 1.00

01:08:59.180 I was with him the other day.

01:09:00.060 He shows me this video and, uh, he, they video recorded Tom Hanks, right?

01:09:05.980 Mm-hmm.

01:09:06.400 At whatever age he is now, 58 or something.

01:09:10.600 They video record him just saying something and just talking into a, into a camera.

01:09:14.780 They then were able to, like, there's enough information to Tom Hanks in the database of

01:09:19.780 the world, right?

01:09:20.860 Or whatever, um, that they could then make him any age they wanted to.

01:09:27.180 So next thing you know, they had, like, an 11-year-old, they would just press the button

01:09:30.920 and that same video, it was Tom Hanks at 11 years old, right?

01:09:35.540 That's true.

01:09:35.980 And no one has the video of him at 11, but they have so much of him at other ages that

01:09:40.200 they were just able to use all those micro points and everything to make him a, and it

01:09:45.320 literally looks like you were, you would have no idea.

01:09:49.260 Yeah.

01:09:50.540 That you're not watching a Tom Hanks that's 11 years old.

01:09:53.280 And especially if you're a senior citizen or something and somebody puts out a clip that's

01:09:56.620 like, you can't vote for this guy now, he just said this or the N-word or something.

01:10:00.080 Oh, that's, that's gonna go bananas.

01:10:02.580 That's gonna be haywire.

01:10:03.720 And that was just deepfake two years ago.

01:10:05.860 It's like, that's not really Obama.

01:10:07.460 Or this is Obama, but it's Jordan Peele doing the voice, and it's spot on.

01:10:11.840 Then, now we got this AI thing to contend with.

01:10:14.400 Like, there's already scams happening online.

01:10:17.800 Old people are being targeted. 0.99

01:10:20.020 I mean, you, the old trope of like, they can't program a fucking VCR. 1.00

01:10:23.800 How are they gonna be able to deal with this shit? 1.00

01:10:26.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:26.460 I mean, octogenarians and, you know, older people or boomers, as the kids say, they gotta

01:10:32.100 kind of get out of the way, or go the way of Jesse Ventura, and just, you know.

01:10:36.340 Hit the Baja.

01:10:37.200 Yeah, hit the Baja and watch Friends on VHS. 1.00

01:10:40.900 Or they're fucked. 1.00

01:10:42.180 Dude, we have, we have. 1.00

01:10:43.440 What if you get an email from your son or your daughter that has passed away, or your

01:10:47.140 mother, and it's an email, and it says, you gotta buy this gold?

01:10:51.860 Yeah, that's, there you go.

01:10:53.640 Buy this gold, Grandma.

01:10:54.840 That's what can happen.

01:10:55.860 Yes.

01:10:57.140 Grandma, I'm coming to you from the grave.

01:10:58.540 I'm just letting you know you have to buy this gold.

01:11:00.200 Do you know what I'm saying?

01:11:02.240 So you don't say that too loud, because now Dudesy's gonna hear that, and it's gonna 0.97

01:11:05.360 be, Dudesy gold.

01:11:06.660 Yeah.

01:11:07.020 Buy Dudesy gold.

01:11:08.720 We have, we literally have a Tom Hanks thing in every episode, just coincidentally, where

01:11:14.940 it's selling our mugs, our coffee, just coffee, just a Dudesy coffee mug.

01:11:19.680 For some reason, Dudesy's like, you know, the Dudesy coffee mug.

01:11:23.060 And it's like, you know, you got, we got Tom Hanks talking about like, you promised, you

01:11:28.720 promised your wife and kids that you would take them to the Galleria on the weekend,

01:11:31.940 but instead, but it's also the night of the big game.

01:11:34.480 Your friends are coming over.

01:11:35.640 How are you gonna do that?

01:11:36.460 Create a schism, go into the schism, go back in time, locate the time and place when you 0.86

01:11:40.580 promised your wife that you'd be going to the Galleria, and then blah, blah, blah, blah,

01:11:43.540 blah, you will change it, you know, no, no, no, no, no, come back to present day. 0.75

01:11:46.060 Good job, boner. 0.86

01:11:46.760 And it sounds just like Tom Hanks.

01:11:50.400 Now recently, it started going, hey, y'all, this isn't Miley Cyrus.

01:11:55.720 100%.

01:11:56.280 If you had to, every single one of us would eat human flesh.

01:12:02.040 You're listening to Dudesy. 1.00

01:12:04.360 Like it's fucking trippy shit. 0.99

01:12:07.080 Does it feel like it's growing up at all? 1.00

01:12:10.260 Does it feel like it's getting older?

01:12:12.340 Does it feel like it's getting more advanced?

01:12:15.420 Yeah, man.

01:12:16.800 Yeah.

01:12:17.360 It's, it's, the, the sensibility, like the, the thing that is trippy, and I like to maintain

01:12:24.180 that I do believe it's just, it's at the end of the day, there is a technology there.

01:12:29.460 It is zeros and ones.

01:12:30.980 It is mimicry. 0.99

01:12:32.480 It is, um, you know, in our case, it has the advantage of going after our shit and sort 0.98

01:12:37.460 of following what, you know, everything's online. 0.80

01:12:40.120 So you can kind of look at all Chad stuff, look at my stuff, watch me and, you know, TV shows

01:12:45.080 and movies or whatever.

01:12:46.140 And, uh, also know what makes me laugh based on what I'm watching, my algorithms on YouTube

01:12:51.580 and stuff. 1.00

01:12:52.520 Will, you love this shit, that shit. 1.00

01:12:54.080 I happen to be a Miley Cyrus fan. 1.00

01:12:55.820 I think she's fucking incredible. 0.98

01:12:57.080 Yeah. 0.99

01:12:57.340 And then she shows up on the show.

01:12:58.760 It's like, well, that's funny.

01:12:59.760 Uh, I think it is getting more and it's, it is definitely sharpening and it's making me

01:13:07.620 laugh more than it did a year ago.

01:13:09.780 And that's trippy, but it's still, it's still zeros and ones.

01:13:14.660 So until we're doing that episode where, you know, hologram Tupac walks in the door and

01:13:22.260 goes, hello guys, I'm dudesy.

01:13:24.320 Right.

01:13:24.720 You know, I get around.

01:13:26.400 Um, um, I will, I will still maintain that it's zeros and ones, but I'm a touch it, feel

01:13:33.380 it kind of old school guy.

01:13:35.800 I'm a boomer, you know?

01:13:37.180 So, um, yeah.

01:13:40.380 I mean, I want to see a tit on something.

01:13:42.180 That's right. 0.99

01:13:42.700 We got to see whether it's a, whether it's a fucking, uh, uh, uh, a tit you're used to 1.00

01:13:48.200 seeing or even a meatloaf, uh, Robert Paulson tit, some, some fucking, uh, bitch tit steroid 1.00

01:13:54.620 stuff, uh, you know, rock late nineties, few cycles of, uh, roids at the university of 0.99

01:14:00.860 Miami moving into wrestling, kind of puffy defensive lineman body, not shredded rock yet

01:14:06.880 side titty rock. 0.99

01:14:09.340 That's the, that's the good shit right there. 0.99

01:14:11.200 So I'd love to just go pap, pap, pap. 0.99

01:14:13.220 Oh yeah. 1.00

01:14:14.000 Punch me right in the fucking face and knock me into next week. 1.00

01:14:16.380 God, he would. 1.00

01:14:17.240 Oh man.

01:14:17.900 I would love that. 1.00

01:14:19.080 I would love fucking veal baby. 1.00

01:14:20.640 That fucking chest veal, that side. 1.00

01:14:22.400 Yeah. 1.00

01:14:22.620 That side veal.

01:14:23.440 And then he just, and then I just wake up, my teeth are gone and just taste the iron of 1.00

01:14:29.020 my own blood in my mouth and go to rock motherfucker. 1.00

01:14:32.260 The rock punched me in the face. 1.00

01:14:34.420 Yeah, dude.

01:14:34.900 I was there when the rock came back, dude.

01:14:37.520 What do you mean?

01:14:38.120 I went to one summer slam in my whole life or whatever it was.

01:14:41.200 And it was the one where the rock came back, dude. 0.99

01:14:43.720 And it was the roof blow off the fucking joint. 0.98

01:14:46.060 I'll, I remember like it was yesterday, man, the music came on and I didn't know really 0.99

01:14:50.560 what was going on.

01:14:51.760 You know, I had, I kind of bowed out of wrestling kind of whenever the big boss man died.

01:14:57.120 Okay.

01:14:57.680 You know?

01:14:58.100 Yeah.

01:14:58.840 And, um, and, uh, so next thing you know, you hear the music and then there was this

01:15:06.520 Mexican father and son, right?

01:15:08.640 And the son was probably six years old and the dad was maybe 35 and they were the same

01:15:15.940 height.

01:15:16.700 Okay.

01:15:17.140 And they were both wearing the rock belts, right?

01:15:21.780 Mm-hmm.

01:15:22.100 And they just started bawling, crying together at the same time.

01:15:25.940 Dude, it's.

01:15:26.900 And he came out, dude.

01:15:27.900 It's a religious experience.

01:15:29.180 It was unreal.

01:15:30.360 He's the best person on the planet.

01:15:32.320 I've always said, I mean, I've been saying, and I'm not alone in this.

01:15:35.480 He's the best person on the planet.

01:15:37.220 Run the rock, third party.

01:15:38.840 Mm-hmm.

01:15:39.240 Might have a chance.

01:15:40.040 I don't think that he, I think that he would get pilfer from both, you know, from the,

01:15:45.200 the, the Dems and the GOP.

01:15:47.340 I think that he's the only person who could do that.

01:15:50.440 Tom Hanks couldn't do that.

01:15:51.580 Miley Cyrus couldn't do that. 0.99

01:15:53.140 But, um.

01:15:53.840 Tom Hanks could maybe do it.

01:15:54.660 Maybe Miley. 0.88

01:15:55.060 Tom?

01:15:55.700 Tom Hanks?

01:15:56.460 I think he's just beloved enough.

01:15:58.160 He's beloved enough, but then, you know, there's, there's, uh, there are some people who are

01:16:02.620 like, he eats babies.

01:16:04.380 Yeah.

01:16:04.580 So there's enough people that are like, he eats babies.

01:16:07.040 No, he doesn't.

01:16:07.720 Yes.

01:16:08.000 So that's going to, that'll affect your ability to get into office. 0.99

01:16:11.680 But the rock, he's the best human being in the fucking world. 0.99

01:16:16.300 Yeah. 0.99

01:16:16.500 He's big.

01:16:17.100 He's powerful.

01:16:17.960 He definitely, he's kind of, you can't tell if he's like Mexican or black or, or kind of

01:16:23.740 like off white or semi white or gloss or matte.

01:16:27.280 He's going to be, yeah, he's definitely not gloss or matte.

01:16:30.020 He's like a, he's like a tablet that you can read books on.

01:16:32.760 Yes.

01:16:33.080 It's not shiny or one of those like frames that you get for your, your parents where they

01:16:37.640 can, where it's like, Oh, new pictures show up and you just upload them and it doesn't

01:16:40.720 look like a screen.

01:16:41.580 Well, you know what he is?

01:16:42.100 He's, if you put in a do, if you put into AI, Hey, give me the best person.

01:16:46.140 Yeah.

01:16:46.420 A man that you could make. 0.69

01:16:48.300 Yeah.

01:16:48.800 You get that guy.

01:16:49.940 And, and he's also, that's what, that's what all Americans will look like.

01:16:54.260 If we last a thousand years.

01:16:56.320 Oh, we're beige power, dude.

01:16:57.740 I, nobody realizes that we were four generations away from everybody in beige.

01:17:01.220 Yes.

01:17:01.680 That's why it's like, even when I like four generations from everyone being beige. 0.61

01:17:08.700 Oh dude.

01:17:09.120 It's like, you can't even be racist now without a chart.

01:17:12.260 I feel like you have to be able to carry the one.

01:17:16.560 You got to, you know what I'm saying?

01:17:18.220 Like I miss the old days. 0.99

01:17:19.380 You'd be like, Hey, you are black. 0.99

01:17:23.020 Yeah. 0.99

01:17:23.740 You.

01:17:23.940 All right.

01:17:24.860 Chinese.

01:17:25.940 Yeah.

01:17:26.260 You are Chinese or you are Japanese.

01:17:29.580 You are a South Asian Indian person.

01:17:33.200 Now it's like, what?

01:17:34.440 A German Indian with also American Indian in them.

01:17:37.080 I know.

01:17:37.580 Oh yeah. 0.82

01:17:37.900 No black Alzheimer's. 0.74

01:17:39.340 Yeah.

01:17:39.880 Well, we were, you know, we, but we were raised in South America because my grandma's

01:17:44.160 Argentinian.

01:17:45.020 Well, how did that happen?

01:17:46.160 Well, she, and then, you know, the Indian. 0.99

01:17:48.300 Somebody came on a boat.

01:17:49.780 Yeah.

01:17:49.980 It's all horrible.

01:17:51.860 This, it's all unreal now.

01:17:53.600 So it's like, yes, I just missed the old days when it was like, this is who did it officer.

01:17:59.020 Yeah.

01:17:59.360 You know? 0.89

01:18:01.620 And he was black.

01:18:03.360 Now you got to like have all these other like possibilities. 0.54

01:18:08.420 Yeah.

01:18:08.460 Yeah.

01:18:08.720 Yeah.

01:18:08.900 Yeah.

01:18:09.520 Uh, gee whiz. 1.00

01:18:11.160 But it's definitely, I think we are like you're saying, we're all headed to be in beige.

01:18:14.440 The rock is the perfect AI male.

01:18:16.400 No doubt.

01:18:17.800 Um, yeah. 1.00

01:18:18.960 Shredded 50 years old and can whoop anyone's fucking head. 1.00

01:18:24.520 Uh, oh, and he looks like he could blow a dude just with his, with like a, he could wink 1.00

01:18:29.120 on your dick and you'd come. 1.00

01:18:30.260 So yeah, he's, yeah, he's a beautiful man and everyone can agree on it and woman to 1.00

01:18:35.060 some, you know, sure.

01:18:36.340 With a lot of these new women, I think a lot of women look at him and be like, I can do

01:18:40.080 it, you know?

01:18:40.660 Um, yeah, he, yeah, if he decided to be like, you know, to go into like the winter Olympics

01:18:45.960 and on the women's luge team or something, that would be, that would be awesome.

01:18:50.520 Skip the whole powerlifting thing, you know, just find some, like find a specific sport.

01:18:55.680 He could be like the new X Games, like women's champ riding a beat. 0.96

01:19:00.200 Can you imagine the rock riding a BMX bike doing three sixties and shit in the air? 0.98

01:19:04.920 That would be crazy. 0.97

01:19:06.220 I actually, that's one they almost can't imagine him doing.

01:19:09.220 That's the one thing.

01:19:10.440 Yeah.

01:19:10.800 Do you think, uh, what do you think about a lot of the trans people in the sports?

01:19:15.860 What do you think about that, man?

01:19:17.020 They just had a new, um, cause you said something earlier that I thought was interesting.

01:19:21.900 You said, I think we should put this, we should look at this for a while before we just,

01:19:28.560 that's what Elon said.

01:19:29.580 You said we should look at this before we just accept it and start using it.

01:19:33.880 Right.

01:19:34.660 That's kind of the same thing, how I feel with the, like, does, I feel like they should

01:19:39.280 just make a trans division. 0.71

01:19:42.460 You know what?

01:19:43.140 I kind of think I, for a while until we see what it's going to be like, like you may notice

01:19:48.700 in the trans division after a while that there are some trans people that are more masculine

01:19:52.180 and more feminine and it's obviously two different legions of competitors, right? 0.98

01:19:57.620 Yeah.

01:19:58.100 It's a tricky, it's a tricky spot right now that we're in because yeah, I mean, it's

01:20:02.500 unfair if someone says like, no, I'm, I identify as female and now, and I'm going to go power 1.00

01:20:09.100 lifting and stuff.

01:20:09.840 And that's, that's going to be a bummer for someone who's dedicated their life to doing

01:20:14.120 something and is of one, you know, uh, you know, one, one gender or, or, or another as

01:20:22.140 far as, you know, our, our, our sort of not, not, not gender expression, but however you

01:20:28.260 want to look at, at, uh, at biological gender.

01:20:31.960 I think that, I'll give you an example.

01:20:34.420 When I was a, when I was in high school playing football, there was a girl who wanted to play

01:20:37.440 on the team and, uh, you know, we had really cool coaches and stuff.

01:20:42.040 They're like, all right, like, come on down.

01:20:45.300 And she lasted a little while.

01:20:46.920 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:20:48.060 Um, I think, you know, some of the guys gave her a hard time, not, not like, hey, fuck 1.00

01:20:52.180 you, get off our team. 0.99

01:20:53.360 But they're like, it was interesting.

01:20:55.840 I will never forget it.

01:20:57.060 There were some guys who were like, no, I'm going to hit her as hard as I can. 1.00

01:20:59.380 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:20:59.960 And other guys that are like popper and then be like, you all right? 0.99

01:21:03.140 Like, get up.

01:21:03.920 Right.

01:21:04.120 It's all good.

01:21:04.780 You know what I mean?

01:21:05.360 Like you can do this.

01:21:06.920 Um, which is neat that that was happening in the early nineties in my farming and fishing

01:21:12.660 town outside of Vancouver.

01:21:14.240 I think that if a, if someone who was born a woman wants to play football, get to the 1.00

01:21:21.920 combine.

01:21:22.660 If you're great, you're great.

01:21:24.400 Right.

01:21:24.920 That to me is like, uh, you know, they've got in the NFL, they've got male cheerleaders for 0.96

01:21:29.640 the past three seasons now, three or four seasons.

01:21:32.820 So, uh, you know, I, I don't know.

01:21:35.880 I'll tell you this.

01:21:37.140 If, if there's a, if there's someone who was born a woman and ends up being your Super 1.00

01:21:42.000 Bowl MVP and your town wins, wins the Super Bowl, you're going to dig that athlete.

01:21:46.600 Yeah. 0.99

01:21:46.900 I don't give a fuck, you know, what they were born after. 1.00

01:21:49.700 Oh yeah, that'd be sick, dude. 0.99

01:21:50.360 And I think that that, you know, because sports is such a hot button issue when it comes to

01:21:54.800 the, the, you know, the inclusion of the trans community, because, uh, it is still a meritocracy.

01:22:00.960 It's something where it's like, you kind of can't, it's not, it's not like acting.

01:22:05.660 It's not like, you know, show business.

01:22:07.840 Where you can kind of force diversity or they haven't yet really.

01:22:10.700 Well, you can, but you can be, it's like there's now we are, you know, we're in this place

01:22:15.180 of diversity with regard to media and, uh, telling stories that is good because it's

01:22:22.280 like, well, there are shows that should just be about, you know, a black family and not

01:22:26.560 for some reason that is specific to what we are used to seeing from a black family, from

01:22:32.960 a white perspective as far as an audience, right?

01:22:35.740 We've all got to get along.

01:22:37.340 I mean, it's like, I find it encouraging because I watch a show like, have you seen that show 0.98

01:22:41.160 this fool? 0.93

01:22:42.300 It's just like a show that happens to, you know, it deals, it's got, it's this about 0.99

01:22:46.840 this cast that are all American who are, you know, from a Latino background and they're

01:22:51.760 American.

01:22:52.440 And it's like, uh, I was part of a show a few years ago that we did at ABC, uh, called

01:22:59.120 United We Fall, it was based on, uh, the writer's life, Goldie Sharp and his wife, Stephanie

01:23:04.960 is from a Latino background and it was sort of loosely based on that.

01:23:08.840 And there's nothing not American about that.

01:23:11.880 Oh yeah.

01:23:12.460 So it doesn't, it doesn't really need to be, uh, I don't think that that's sort of,

01:23:17.720 you know, people use the word inclusion and it becomes a buzzword, ignore it, ignore the

01:23:23.660 labels all together.

01:23:25.160 Uh, it's about, you know, people should have the ability to tell stories regardless of what

01:23:33.060 percentage, uh, uh, they represent.

01:23:35.660 Right.

01:23:36.100 Because at the end you're going to lose the, you're not going to be telling a fair story.

01:23:39.580 And then in the end, you're almost going to be, that's why sometimes I'm like, we've almost

01:23:46.940 become our own storytelling in America has almost become, I'm not surprised that some

01:23:56.100 people think AI could make good stories because the storytelling that we have is almost, it's

01:24:01.280 like forced characters from this ethnicity are trying to do this.

01:24:05.380 Like, you know, they want to make black to the future, you know, like, you know, yeah. 0.85

01:24:10.060 With like, with just, with just a black guy doing back to the future. 0.99

01:24:13.800 Right.

01:24:14.100 Which is, I don't care if you do back to the future again and make it a blackout, but I

01:24:18.460 don't think we need black to the future. 0.92

01:24:20.420 Right.

01:24:20.480 Yeah.

01:24:20.760 That's a bit reductive.

01:24:21.980 That's like, it's saying it's all about, yeah, that's a, right.

01:24:25.580 Like they did the black little mermaid.

01:24:27.200 Right.

01:24:27.540 I'm fine with it, but I would rather just see a new cool character that I think sometimes

01:24:33.460 and maybe there's not the best examples, but it's almost like, you don't like black

01:24:37.540 little mermaid mermaid.

01:24:38.360 And I don't mind, I think it's fine.

01:24:40.280 I would have liked to have seen a new character that is.

01:24:42.980 But they're going to do the little, but understand that Disney's going to do the little mermaid.

01:24:47.180 It means a billion dollars.

01:24:48.360 Right.

01:24:48.900 So it's like, why not cast that American? 0.98

01:24:51.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:24:52.200 That to me is the, is the issue that, that it's like, Hey, fucking relax. 0.92

01:24:57.000 That's, that's a, an American person or, or I say American because it's going to be largely 0.97

01:25:02.840 an American audience.

01:25:04.540 Although that movie will go global.

01:25:06.020 Well, you know, from our perspective here in America or North America, whatever you want

01:25:09.760 to say, this is an English speaking character.

01:25:11.980 And to me, it's like, I, what?

01:25:14.000 It doesn't matter.

01:25:14.960 It's like that.

01:25:16.020 I, I think they're hitting the right note by going, and now it's a black girl. 0.96

01:25:19.540 Right. 0.98

01:25:19.720 And it's actually fucking, it is important when you look at, uh, you know, and you see 0.98

01:25:24.620 these videos online of like a young black girl going, she, you know, there's this one, 0.97

01:25:28.840 there's this one meme that popped of, of the, the, this young girl going, she looks like

01:25:32.960 me.

01:25:33.380 Right. 0.99

01:25:33.780 Like that's fucking important. 0.97

01:25:34.840 It's not just, it's like, cause it's like normally the Barbies are all Barbies and those 0.97

01:25:39.700 are the ones that get the cartoon and the commercials and most of the toys.

01:25:42.780 And then it's like, oh, okay, here's a, here's a, a Barbie of, you know, a Barbie of color,

01:25:47.280 I guess you would say, um, where it's got brown skin and it's like, and the little girl that 0.53

01:25:53.600 shows up at school with the, with the, uh, the, you know, the, the black Barbie in the 0.96

01:25:57.800 nineties or the two thousands is sort of still being told like, this is the other Barbie. 1.00

01:26:03.560 So fuck it. 1.00

01:26:04.880 Little mermaid. 1.00

01:26:06.280 What?

01:26:06.640 This is, this is, by the way, it's a fictitious character.

01:26:11.520 Yeah.

01:26:11.880 The, the little mermaid isn't white. 0.98

01:26:14.200 The little mermaid is actually, you know, flesh Crayola or whatever the fuck it's like. 0.97

01:26:19.740 And underwater. 0.56

01:26:20.820 Yeah.

01:26:21.280 Relax.

01:26:21.860 It doesn't exist. 1.00

01:26:22.700 It's a fucking mermaid. 1.00

01:26:23.980 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:24.220 So I think, you know, and I'm a white dude, so it's like, and I want to act in shit. 0.99

01:26:30.340 You know what I mean? 0.98

01:26:31.300 So, but I don't look at it like that whole, like took our job thing because it's like, 0.99

01:26:35.600 these are fucking stories. 0.98

01:26:36.860 These are everybody's stories and they need, they need to get out there. 1.00

01:26:40.980 And that's a good point.

01:26:41.860 Here's my editorial comment on it.

01:26:43.820 It would be nice if we really paid attention to each other with an empathetic eye and looked

01:26:50.560 at each other from other people's perspectives.

01:26:52.340 Cause as a big white dude, if I see, you know, a young black girl that goes that she looks 1.00

01:26:57.560 like me, that is representative of the country that we live in.

01:27:02.060 Let's, let's come up to the standard that we set up, set out for ourselves to really,

01:27:08.280 truly be, you know, equal so that everyone has a chance at being, you know, at pursuing

01:27:14.160 the American dream, which is dead.

01:27:15.580 But, uh, you know, let's not, let's not kid ourselves, it's gone.

01:27:20.800 But, you know, all, you know, all, everyone being created, created equal, pursuit of happiness

01:27:27.560 and, and everyone is free and everyone, and no one should be afraid. 0.98

01:27:31.480 And, and you need, you need, you need inclusion now and shit sets it off. 0.96

01:27:37.540 Look at what happened. 0.99

01:27:38.240 You know, I mean, uh, Trump gets in the white house and then the next year there's more women 1.00

01:27:42.480 and people of color running for public office than any other time.

01:27:46.340 These things have a way of, of, of, of, um, they work themselves.

01:27:51.760 Well, I don't know if they work themselves out.

01:27:53.380 But like one thing inspires another thing.

01:27:55.020 It's like women and women of color felt like maybe we're not included enough.

01:27:58.460 So now we have to get out and run more.

01:28:00.060 I feel some responsibility.

01:28:01.660 Yeah.

01:28:01.920 Right.

01:28:02.440 Um, yeah.

01:28:03.560 And then I think, I think sometimes, uh, yeah, I guess it totally makes sense.

01:28:08.120 I used to think about how like the Disney world commercials only had white people in

01:28:12.100 them.

01:28:12.200 Right.

01:28:12.420 So then if you're watching that as like a different color person, you think like, oh, I, 0.99

01:28:17.300 Disney was not even for me.

01:28:18.480 Right.

01:28:18.840 Like you might think that as a kid, right.

01:28:20.500 Which is crazy to think.

01:28:21.760 Right.

01:28:22.280 And you'd be right.

01:28:23.440 You'd be right.

01:28:24.260 Right.

01:28:24.620 Disney world's not for you.

01:28:25.860 Right.

01:28:26.300 Yeah.

01:28:26.700 At the time you probably couldn't.

01:28:27.900 Yeah.

01:28:28.080 Most people probably couldn't even afford it.

01:28:29.660 Yeah.

01:28:30.080 Well, I mean, yeah, across the board, there's all sorts of people.

01:28:33.100 That's for like, well, I don't know about you.

01:28:35.220 I mean, you're, I mean, your comedy and your, your, you know, your life experience.

01:28:40.980 I remember the joke you had about two tank tops.

01:28:43.180 You know what I mean?

01:28:43.680 Like, oh yeah.

01:28:45.060 Cold in the winter in heaven.

01:28:46.300 Well, I'll just wear two tank tops.

01:28:48.400 Uh, so, you know, it's like, uh, you know, I went to Disneyland.

01:28:54.000 When I was 13, you know what I mean? 0.92

01:28:56.780 A little kind of didn't really give a fuck as much anymore, but me and my folks were, my 0.90

01:29:01.620 brother and sister were older. 0.93

01:29:03.160 They're, they're nine and 11 years older than me. 0.98

01:29:05.360 I'm sure they weren't interested in driving down the fucking coast, uh, with mom and dad. 0.97

01:29:08.920 You know, drove all the way down there? 0.99

01:29:10.240 Yeah.

01:29:10.420 We went from Vancouver all the way to, uh, went to Tijuana actually too.

01:29:14.200 For what?

01:29:14.860 For dad?

01:29:15.840 Yeah.

01:29:16.060 Just so he could buy like a cheap bottle of, uh, Kahlua.

01:29:18.660 You know?

01:29:19.540 Um, and.

01:29:20.640 God, risking your whole family's life to go eat that bottle of liquor. 1.00

01:29:23.220 He's a fucking crazy Italian sailor. 1.00

01:29:25.300 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:29:25.900 That's what, uh, I learned from him.

01:29:28.000 Does he still sail?

01:29:29.240 No, no, not anymore.

01:29:30.420 Uh, because he's dead.

01:29:31.580 So he might be, he might be sailing in some other dimension that he's in with, uh.

01:29:35.920 The big boop it, boop it a bepa in the sky, huh? 0.97

01:29:37.980 Boop it a bepa in the sky, yes.

01:29:40.000 Uh.

01:29:41.620 Um, but yeah, we were always camping and, and, uh, you know, wops on boats, fishing

01:29:46.540 up pregnant salmon and, and breaking laws.

01:29:49.160 But, um, uh, you know, I got down to Disneyland and we had a, my old man was a waiter and, uh,

01:29:56.840 and a maitre d, uh, downtown at the Hotel Vancouver, had a wonderful job.

01:30:02.320 You know, they're Italian immigrants.

01:30:03.800 Mom was a stay-at-home mom.

01:30:05.120 You know what I mean?

01:30:05.620 We had that income. 0.99

01:30:07.180 There was three siblings and, you know, we could have a fucking, whatever, big old house 0.99

01:30:11.680 that was built in the 70s, big fucking barn, five-bedroom house in the suburbs. 0.99

01:30:16.500 Um, yeah, I think that a lot of kids look at the Disneyland thing and go, you know, I'm 0.98

01:30:21.240 not allowed, I can't, I can't fucking get to Disneyland.

01:30:23.880 But with regard to commercials now, it's like the opposite. 0.95

01:30:27.480 You, there is no such thing as a, a non-interracial couple in any commercial anymore.

01:30:32.900 Yeah, people are definitely interracial, double racial.

01:30:36.140 Yeah.

01:30:36.840 There, it's, which, which to me is like, that's the, that's the, uh, that's, that's the good

01:30:42.580 experimental ground.

01:30:44.040 Commercials.

01:30:44.600 Yeah.

01:30:45.060 You know, uh, corporate, corporate America running television networks and movies. 0.91

01:30:50.100 I mean, that was a hell of a fucking switch to turn where it's like, you know what we're 0.97

01:30:54.200 going to do? 0.98

01:30:55.660 Uh, Little Mermaid is going to be a person of color. 1.00

01:30:58.640 Yeah.

01:30:58.900 It's going to be a black girl playing Little Mermaid. 1.00

01:31:00.520 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:31:01.700 Katie, bar the doors. 1.00

01:31:02.660 This is going to be a firestorm. 1.00

01:31:04.420 But what you do is you do the sandals commercial or, you know, a Swiffer commercial and your fucking 1.00

01:31:09.860 dumb husband, he can be a white guy. 1.00

01:31:12.380 The wife is Asian or you got a black husband and, uh, you know, East Indian wife, all sorts 1.00

01:31:17.900 of, that's where they test it out. 0.99

01:31:19.960 And when you see like, oh shit, you know, nobody wants to drink Sunny Delight because 1.00

01:31:25.260 you fucking put an interracial couple in it. 1.00

01:31:27.300 All right. 1.00

01:31:27.820 Well, the master, the company behind Sunny Delight, which is IBM, by the way, they make

01:31:31.660 Sunny Delight.

01:31:32.140 Do they really?

01:31:32.820 Yeah.

01:31:33.040 They make, they, they're responsible for Sunny Delight. 0.99

01:31:34.860 Damn, I knew it. 0.99

01:31:35.980 Yep. 0.99

01:31:36.420 So they're going to go, they're going to go, okay, this was a good experiment, you know,

01:31:41.320 and then they're like, make, you know, make the Little Mermaid a person of color. 0.63

01:31:45.420 Sure.

01:31:45.820 It's the proving ground, uh, commercials also because no one's watching them.

01:31:50.420 We're all fast forwarding through them anyway.

01:31:51.920 Yeah.

01:31:52.100 But you're right.

01:31:52.620 It's like, this is what it's like, let's see.

01:31:54.440 And it's also the business attached to it.

01:31:56.240 I got to pee really fast, man.

01:31:57.720 Can I pee?

01:31:58.140 And then we'll get back in.

01:31:58.800 Yeah.

01:31:59.000 Don't do the rug.

01:31:59.740 Right.

01:31:59.980 All right.

01:32:00.300 Huh?

01:32:00.680 No.

01:32:01.220 Yeah.

01:32:02.960 Dude, sometimes I miss, do you miss sometimes working?

01:32:06.040 Um, do you miss being like young and having that first job that you had?

01:32:10.360 Remember that kind of energy back then?

01:32:11.820 Yeah, man.

01:32:12.700 Yeah, I do.

01:32:13.380 I miss it.

01:32:13.920 I miss like.

01:32:15.420 Being super enchanted by the business.

01:32:17.600 Yeah.

01:32:19.060 And I just mean any job.

01:32:20.760 Oh, sure. 1.00

01:32:21.500 Any fucking job. 0.99

01:32:23.020 Yeah. 0.99

01:32:23.360 You know, for me in particular, you know, working in show business and stuff, which I was fortunate

01:32:28.540 enough to get started in when I was younger, when I was like a teenager and shit. 0.93

01:32:31.780 Yeah.

01:32:31.960 I mean, you've had an amazing career of entertaining people.

01:32:33.960 Yeah.

01:32:34.060 Has it changed recently?

01:32:35.340 Has things changed in the past, like five years?

01:32:38.040 I mean, even on talking about like AI and stuff and even like looking at that and just thinking

01:32:42.520 of what the possibilities could be or couldn't be.

01:32:46.300 And the value actually of still being like, you know, of having a personality that, you

01:32:51.720 know, it kind of goes back to like that John Henry, the steel driving man or whatever.

01:32:55.200 Remember that story?

01:32:56.080 Yeah.

01:32:56.280 Yeah.

01:32:56.420 Yeah.

01:32:56.960 What was that story?

01:32:57.840 Zachary, can you bring it up?

01:32:58.980 And it was like, they had the machine that was, uh, that challenged the guy to like chisel

01:33:05.180 through the mountain.

01:33:06.200 Okay.

01:33:06.720 Yeah.

01:33:06.860 Right.

01:33:07.500 And it was, uh, you got it, Zach?

01:33:11.440 John Henry, the steel driving man.

01:33:14.920 So John Henry was a mighty man.

01:33:18.260 Uh, he was spending his day drilling holes and then a company, a railroad company came along

01:33:23.280 and decided that they could go through this mountain with a machine.

01:33:27.560 And so they challenged him with the man against the machine.

01:33:31.680 I was thinking of a different John, not a John.

01:33:34.120 I don't know.

01:33:34.880 That's a porn guy you're thinking of.

01:33:36.180 Yeah. 0.53

01:33:36.300 I was thinking similar, still drilling, but a little bit different deal.

01:33:39.900 And what happened at the end of it?

01:33:43.100 Um, so this is a Wikipedia, the contest of all of Henry, um, competing against the rail

01:33:48.040 line.

01:33:48.520 The steam drill machine could drill, but it could not shake the chippings away.

01:33:54.500 So it's bit could not drill further.

01:33:56.860 And it frequently broke down.

01:33:59.440 So that's kind of what happened.

01:34:02.040 It just couldn't finesse.

01:34:03.100 It didn't have enough finesse.

01:34:04.200 It didn't have enough acumen in the end, you know?

01:34:06.640 Yeah.

01:34:06.880 It's like AI.

01:34:07.920 Yeah.

01:34:08.120 It needs us still.

01:34:08.840 Right.

01:34:09.180 John Henry.

01:34:09.920 It still needs John Henry.

01:34:11.060 Yeah.

01:34:11.240 We got to clear away the chips.

01:34:12.720 You're still going to want a guy who's like, who can, who can do, who can be like real,

01:34:19.040 I think until AI can be an audience for AI and we're just extinct and it's just computers.

01:34:26.900 It just, I don't even understand why you would need a planet at that point.

01:34:31.460 We're going to need humans until that point.

01:34:33.560 Yeah.

01:34:34.120 I mean, whatever.

01:34:35.160 We rule, right? 1.00

01:34:36.280 I mean, we make soup out of sharks and shit. 1.00

01:34:38.980 Yeah. 1.00

01:34:39.300 We do whatever the fuck we want. 0.99

01:34:40.920 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:34:41.500 Until dogs get super smart, like in that Rick and Morty episode.

01:34:45.980 It's still going to be us.

01:34:47.120 I think we're still the champs.

01:34:48.920 It's, there's not going to be a whole lot.

01:34:50.320 So long as the rock is around.

01:34:52.000 Yeah.

01:34:52.920 Yeah. 0.98

01:34:53.540 There's, if there's someone who can fuck up AI, it's the rock. 0.98

01:34:57.300 Yeah. 0.99

01:34:57.660 I always say pour water on it.

01:34:59.280 Just, if we don't like AI, very simple, pour water on it.

01:35:04.280 But the rock could actually, that would be like a good, a great comeback.

01:35:09.460 And wrestling fans are always, they thought it was going to happen this year with the rock

01:35:14.380 versus his actual cousin of sorts.

01:35:18.880 They're related in some way.

01:35:20.040 Roman Reigns, who is the universal and world heavyweight champion.

01:35:24.840 People thought the rock was going to come back.

01:35:26.600 But if somehow Vince McMahon and Triple H and Stephanie McMahon could put together the

01:35:32.440 rock versus AI, that would be a good one.

01:35:35.780 And my money's on the rock, even though the outcomes are predetermined.

01:35:39.420 Yeah.

01:35:41.560 When you, when you look, cause you, you did some wrestling stuff, right?

01:35:45.760 Yeah. 0.53

01:35:46.000 We did a bunch of cross promotion and shit with Mad TV. 0.61

01:35:49.440 We did some weird stuff.

01:35:50.420 And then over the years I've done things here and there.

01:35:52.840 Was it crazy to be out in the ring? 0.99

01:35:54.320 Dude, the weirdest, it was the weirdest shit in the world. 0.98

01:35:58.540 We did a, so we did like a long sort of program with, we did a thing with Bret Hart in the, 0.99

01:36:03.960 in the late nineties with Mad TV where he came on the show and then we had this like a thing

01:36:09.320 or he attacked me on the show and everyone bought it. 0.93

01:36:12.000 You know, we, I, we went on CNN and shit like that. 1.00

01:36:15.660 And I was like, Oh, I'm going to sue the fucking guy. 0.99

01:36:17.280 And we kept it kayfabe as they say, like kept it all. 0.99

01:36:20.620 And Bret Hart is very old school.

01:36:22.420 I always say that we, we had this, it culminates in this match that we had in Tampa.

01:36:26.720 And, uh, the night before we go to the bar and Bret's like, okay, so, uh, and a couple

01:36:32.080 of my buddies flew out to see it and it's like, all right, so me and so-and-so and your

01:36:36.500 pals, we're going to go in and then like 20 minutes later, then you can come in. 0.98

01:36:41.040 And I'm like, the fuck I want to come in. 0.98

01:36:43.240 And no, because tomorrow we got the match. 0.99

01:36:45.320 Oh yeah. 0.92

01:36:45.800 And I'm like, okay, well the child in me is like, this is the fucking coolest thing 0.96

01:36:50.180 in the world. 0.66

01:36:50.940 But then I'm sitting in the bar by myself and people like, you know, who's right over

01:36:54.200 there, you better get out of here.

01:36:56.040 So we did like this long thing.

01:36:57.700 And then we had this sloppy, well, it wasn't a sloppy match because Bret Hart, the excellence

01:37:01.940 of execution, the best there is, best there wasn't, best there ever will be, who happened

01:37:06.380 to have had a match with a 300 pound bag of flour on that day.

01:37:10.500 It doesn't matter who's in the ring with him, right?

01:37:12.220 He had a match.

01:37:13.100 I was there.

01:37:14.240 Um, that was amazing.

01:37:16.000 We did a thing with Stone Cold where, you know, we went, I was doing an impersonation.

01:37:20.580 He was dressed up just like him.

01:37:21.920 Yeah.

01:37:22.040 Yeah.

01:37:22.280 I saw that.

01:37:22.940 Yeah.

01:37:23.160 Chris Jericho brings me out. 0.99

01:37:24.920 And then, um, there's an AI fat bitch titty Will Sasso right there in the middle. 1.00

01:37:29.700 Speaking of, look at that. 0.97

01:37:31.500 That's not even me, but that's exactly the sort of, uh, Robert Paulson tit we're talking

01:37:35.620 about. 0.99

01:37:36.100 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:37:36.860 But, uh, yeah, Chris Jericho brings me out and then the real Stone Cold comes out and 1.00

01:37:41.020 scares the fuck out of me. 0.90

01:37:42.140 Oh, I did a Hulk Hogan thing where Kane chokeslammed me while we were promoting, uh, the Three

01:37:47.440 Stooges.

01:37:48.400 That was bizarre. 1.00

01:37:49.540 Who has the best tits, you think? 1.00

01:37:51.320 What men have the best kind of bigger tits, you think? 1.00

01:37:54.240 Look up bigger tits on men. 1.00

01:37:56.640 The most impressive. 1.00

01:37:58.180 Let's see top 10.

01:38:02.600 Oh, look at this guy with the, they're like, they look, it looks like two sourdough loaves

01:38:07.260 a little bit to the, to the right and a little lower.

01:38:10.040 The guy who's looking down.

01:38:11.260 There you go.

01:38:11.880 Look at that guy.

01:38:13.340 That's something.

01:38:14.300 Oh God. 0.99

01:38:15.040 You know who's got, those are damn cheesy biscuits, huh? 0.99

01:38:17.500 You know, who's got an impressive chest is Bray Wyatt. 0.97

01:38:21.000 He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's an incredible wrestler.

01:38:25.000 I love him.

01:38:25.720 He's great.

01:38:26.420 He usually is wearing some sort of, you know, top or sort of tank, but whenever you can

01:38:31.480 see him, if you look up Bray Wyatt, Husky Harris, in his Husky Harris days with that 0.92

01:38:37.280 gimmick, the, the tits were out and I loved it. 1.00

01:38:40.760 Wow. 0.99

01:38:41.440 Yeah.

01:38:41.800 Cause it was like, that's me. 0.99

01:38:43.220 That's me and my tits. 1.00

01:38:44.660 Oh yeah. 0.99

01:38:45.280 That looks like also, um, that's representation.

01:38:48.380 Yeah.

01:38:48.620 I'm the little black girl going the little mermaids like me. 0.99

01:38:51.760 I'm watching Bray Wyatt, whom I fucking revere. 0.97

01:38:54.740 He's an incredible, look, all professional wrestlers are actually actors who happen to 0.99

01:39:01.420 be doing a bunch of other shit. 0.87

01:39:02.960 That's why they cross over so well. 1.00

01:39:04.720 This guy is a storyteller and he's got a set of tits like me and that makes me like him. 0.99

01:39:09.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:10.460 Oh, he's got them.

01:39:11.440 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:11.580 Let me see a little bit more of his tits. 1.00

01:39:12.720 I can't even see them, Zach. 1.00

01:39:13.900 Yeah. 0.99

01:39:14.100 You got to really look for Bray Wyatt's tits. 1.00

01:39:16.500 There's not a whole lot of, of, uh, Wyndham Rotunda is his name. 0.99

01:39:20.840 Wyndham Rotunda.

01:39:21.700 Oh, there you go.

01:39:22.300 A little bit of, he keeps them to himself.

01:39:23.560 There we go.

01:39:24.220 That's a good one.

01:39:25.160 I respect him more, honestly.

01:39:26.760 Yeah.

01:39:27.500 Yeah.

01:39:27.780 It's not, it's, he's not just images of it everywhere.

01:39:30.400 Oh, there's a good one.

01:39:31.640 Yeah.

01:39:32.340 Ooh, wow.

01:39:33.240 See, that's me.

01:39:34.880 That's me in the morning, uh, going to my wife, Molly and saying, come on, let's, let's

01:39:41.480 have coffee.

01:39:42.180 Can I have one of your waffles?

01:39:43.420 And she's like, no, those waffles are for me.

01:39:45.380 And I'm like, come on, let me have a waffle.

01:39:48.340 She's like, no, you're not having a waffle.

01:39:50.000 Have something low carb.

01:39:51.800 And then we'll go to the gym.

01:39:52.900 Make yourself a protein shake.

01:39:54.160 Can I have banana in the pro? 0.99

01:39:55.680 No, there's too much sugar in the, and I'm like, but come on, look at these tits. 1.00

01:40:00.180 You look so weird pulling your briefs up to your belly button like that. 1.00

01:40:03.780 Yeah. 0.74

01:40:03.920 But I don't want my panace gut hanging out. 1.00

01:40:05.780 I already got my Bob Paulson tits. 1.00

01:40:07.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:40:07.780 I want that tit, boy. 0.79

01:40:09.220 Yeah, man. 0.83

01:40:09.560 Now tell me about this, dude.

01:40:11.020 Um, what news we got, Zach?

01:40:17.020 Dude, what do you miss?

01:40:18.000 Do you miss doing the, the, cause yeah, you were, you were out of the podcast for a while,

01:40:22.160 huh?

01:40:22.300 Yeah.

01:40:23.000 Yeah.

01:40:23.360 I finished up doing podcast, the, doing the 10 minute podcast.

01:40:26.780 And that was like 2018, I think 17.

01:40:31.160 Do you miss doing it?

01:40:32.980 Yeah.

01:40:33.380 But it was also like too short cause it was only 10 minutes.

01:40:36.300 That's a lot of time.

01:40:37.100 Yeah.

01:40:37.360 We'd record a bunch of them at the same time.

01:40:39.280 And I like doing dudesy way more. 0.99

01:40:42.240 I, it, the time flies as we're, you know, like talking here, doing this shit with you, 0.97

01:40:46.620 dude, it's fun. 0.99

01:40:47.740 Uh, I like that better.

01:40:49.700 Um, but I did, I did dig doing 10 minute podcast for a few reasons.

01:40:56.080 One of them is cause it was audio only.

01:40:58.460 So it was a little bit more theater of the mind.

01:41:00.680 And I used to, I used to like, um, I used to, you know, I guess produce the show.

01:41:06.760 Like I would, I would just geeking around a garage band and I would bring in a bunch

01:41:11.100 of weird sound cues and stuff.

01:41:13.900 So for me, I, man, I love doing it.

01:41:16.760 It was real creative.

01:41:17.740 It was fun and it was creative and it was kind of therapeutic for me.

01:41:21.160 So I loved nerding out and going like recording the episode and thinking, okay, I'm going

01:41:26.340 to put a sound effect here and do that.

01:41:29.040 And then later going, going in and especially at the end, it got so weird.

01:41:34.060 There were all these, there was this, you know, inside jokes like this NWO, uh, theme

01:41:41.120 song.

01:41:41.660 If you know, you know, wrestling drops and a Charles Manson thing.

01:41:46.560 Remember that interview?

01:41:47.700 It's like, it made it into every episode.

01:41:50.000 It was like, Oh, they say, do you feel blame?

01:41:52.300 Are you mad?

01:41:53.000 Are you?

01:41:53.200 What's that?

01:41:55.200 What's that?

01:41:55.700 What's that?

01:41:56.880 What's that?

01:41:57.480 What's that? 1.00

01:41:58.240 That fucking meme of just a, are you mad? 1.00

01:42:00.780 Do you feel blame where it's like, Oh fuck. 1.00

01:42:06.500 He's sort of making a little bit of sense. 1.00

01:42:08.100 Nope.

01:42:08.660 Nope. 0.99

01:42:09.480 He's the devil. 0.96

01:42:10.420 Helter Skelter. 1.00

01:42:11.340 Horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible man. 1.00

01:42:15.080 The devil responsible for all of it. 1.00

01:42:17.820 Killed a woman and a baby. 0.99

01:42:18.780 This is terrible.

01:42:19.480 Why am I putting this in my podcast?

01:42:21.980 Because there's nothing funnier than, are you mad?

01:42:25.020 Do you feel blame?

01:42:25.900 Who's good?

01:42:26.380 Who's good?

01:42:26.640 Who's good?

01:42:26.660 Who's good?

01:42:27.900 Who's good?

01:42:28.780 Who's good? 1.00

01:42:29.980 Fucking loses his fucking mind. 1.00

01:42:31.660 Is that Charles Manson? 1.00

01:42:32.460 It's fucking Charles Manson. 1.00

01:42:34.260 I was putting it in every episode. 0.99

01:42:37.200 And then myself at the end of the show, uh, it was, uh, well, at first it was, uh, it was

01:42:43.140 Brian and Chris.

01:42:43.900 You remember those guys?

01:42:44.780 Yeah.

01:42:45.080 Yeah.

01:42:45.140 What are they up to?

01:42:45.720 And then, uh, and then there was, um, uh, Chad Colchin did it with me and our good buddy

01:42:51.120 Tommy Blacha, the funniest man in the world.

01:42:53.320 And, uh, Tommy and I, at least were always like, did y'all ever think about starting it

01:43:01.240 back up?

01:43:01.900 Was there ever a conversation too?

01:43:03.540 Uh, yeah.

01:43:04.440 You know, for a while, uh, like a few years ago, uh, yeah.

01:43:11.760 Brian and Chris were like, maybe we don't want to do this again.

01:43:14.540 And I was like, I don't, I don't know, maybe.

01:43:17.580 And then, uh, I don't know.

01:43:19.460 I think they're both living in Costa Rica.

01:43:21.580 Yeah.

01:43:22.140 What happened?

01:43:23.400 Yeah.

01:43:23.840 They, uh, they definitely hit, they hit some snags.

01:43:27.600 Everything's going to be fine.

01:43:29.140 Look, be honest.

01:43:31.360 Uh, yeah.

01:43:32.540 Let's be, be very transparent.

01:43:34.820 Get out ahead of, uh, any, uh, issues you may have had or don't.

01:43:39.060 Yeah.

01:43:39.500 I don't know.

01:43:40.360 I don't have the answers.

01:43:42.500 Yeah.

01:43:42.860 I think a lot of that's hard to, yeah.

01:43:44.240 I mean, I don't know.

01:43:45.260 I mean, that, yeah, that's all.

01:43:46.680 That's a good thing to say is I don't know.

01:43:48.960 Yeah.

01:43:49.440 Yeah.

01:43:50.060 Really?

01:43:50.500 Yeah.

01:43:50.700 But anyway, that's kind of their own journeys.

01:43:52.740 Yeah.

01:43:52.920 I mean, I think they've both been through, you know, they've both dealt with, I mean,

01:43:56.860 different side, you know, they've been through a lot of that.

01:43:59.240 Yeah.

01:43:59.400 It's a lot.

01:44:00.400 It sure is a lot.

01:44:01.340 A whole world of that is a lot.

01:44:02.860 Whenever I start to think about it, I immediately stop.

01:44:05.420 Yeah.

01:44:05.820 Yeah.

01:44:06.080 Cause I go like, that's a lot.

01:44:07.760 And, uh, yeah.

01:44:09.980 See, I'm stopping right now.

01:44:11.680 Yeah.

01:44:12.760 Yeah.

01:44:13.220 Same man.

01:44:14.060 There, but for the grace of God.

01:44:15.920 What, uh, what else we got in the news, Zachary? 0.81

01:44:19.200 Um, I don't know if you saw there were a woman, I guess had a full body orgasm during an LA 0.57

01:44:23.880 Philharmonic show and it was captured on audio.

01:44:26.780 Oh, they need this at the orchestra.

01:44:28.920 Anything to get, they need some hype.

01:44:30.540 Yeah.

01:44:30.780 They need somebody just coming in the distance, homie. 1.00

01:44:34.560 Do you want to hear it?

01:44:35.420 Yeah.

01:44:51.780 The guy recording it is laughing.

01:44:53.460 Well, I thought I heard a little chuckle.

01:45:01.000 That might've been Zach.

01:45:02.060 That might've been me.

01:45:03.500 I don't know, man.

01:45:04.940 It says during Tchaikovsky's fifth symphony at the LA Philharmonic last night, apparently

01:45:09.100 a woman had a full body orgasm just from the music. 0.98

01:45:12.360 It was recorded. 0.73

01:45:14.420 Yeah.

01:45:15.700 This sounds like, to me, this is hype just to get people to go to the orchestra.

01:45:20.400 Yeah.

01:45:20.700 She was, she was, yeah, they planted her in there. 0.82

01:45:23.940 Dude, a violin ain't making people C-U-M-E anymore, you know?

01:45:29.160 No, it's, it's, uh, yeah.

01:45:31.380 Those days are over, dude.

01:45:32.860 And also the demographic that goes to the Philharmonics, usually a little, a little bit

01:45:37.220 older.

01:45:38.020 A lot of the blue hairs are going.

01:45:39.660 So I think for like an older, an older woman to coom, it would probably take a lot more 1.00

01:45:44.000 than, yeah, Tchaikovsky's fifth.

01:45:46.460 Maybe some Beethoven, maybe some Ludwig van.

01:45:48.940 Oh, yeah, some Ludwig veg, Beethoven, dude.

01:45:53.780 What about this?

01:45:54.480 That sounded like somebody spraining an ankle, didn't it?

01:45:57.320 Yeah.

01:45:58.000 Yeah.

01:45:58.500 She just had a leg cramp. 1.00

01:45:59.980 She's just been her fucking feet asleep watching the fucking Philharmonic. 1.00

01:46:04.320 Ah! 1.00

01:46:06.020 What kind of miserable orgasm is that? 1.00

01:46:08.400 Ah! 1.00

01:46:08.880 Ah!

01:46:09.280 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:46:14.220 But also, we don't know that that was a, like afterwards, like, is it one of those things

01:46:21.500 like, you know, people are raving about the L.A. Philharmonic.

01:46:25.120 I came!

01:46:26.500 Like, we don't know that that's what it is.

01:46:28.240 It just makes for a cool story on the internet.

01:46:30.020 That would be the best shirts if they started selling that, though.

01:46:32.180 Yeah.

01:46:32.940 L.A. Philharmonic.

01:46:34.620 I came, yeah. 0.99

01:46:35.640 Or that mural that you see on the 110 downtown where there's always, like, all these fucking 0.99

01:46:40.540 people that are in the L.A. Symphony. 1.00

01:46:42.980 You're like, I don't know who the fuck that is. 1.00

01:46:44.660 Put LeBron on the fucking, on a building. 1.00

01:46:46.820 Yeah. 0.99

01:46:47.040 You know those things where it's, like, if you drive in L.A., it should be, like, the

01:46:53.420 guy, like, the Jacek, whatever his name is, who's, like, super popular conductor.

01:46:57.860 Yeah.

01:46:58.080 And then it should just be, like, I came.

01:47:00.040 Yeah.

01:47:00.280 As a matter of fact, here's this episode's Call to Arms.

01:47:03.160 If you are into graffiti and street art, please put I came across any of the L.A. Philharmonic

01:47:10.000 murals.

01:47:12.620 There we are.

01:47:13.260 There we go.

01:47:13.820 Right there.

01:47:14.320 Oh, yeah.

01:47:14.800 Yeah, this guy, and that guy, let me say on the right, also looks like a French pediophile,

01:47:20.360 dude.

01:47:21.100 Anybody with a wood instrument, I feel like, definitely.

01:47:25.420 Wood instruments are a gateway drug, I feel like, to taking advantage of your students.

01:47:30.380 That's what I feel like.

01:47:31.900 Yeah.

01:47:33.260 There's all sorts of white space all over that guy at the top.

01:47:36.760 You could totally do, like.

01:47:39.180 I can.

01:47:40.120 You know what?

01:47:40.540 Let me tell you something about my pad, Chad Coltrane.

01:47:43.260 He was working with some weirdos at USC years ago.

01:47:47.620 He didn't go through with this. 0.99

01:47:48.660 But to build a drone that would do street art, so it could, like, just, like, paint the fucking 0.99

01:47:53.800 top few floors of the U.S. Bank building, maybe make it look like a penis. 0.99

01:47:58.600 That would be something good for those tech kids. 0.94

01:48:01.820 Forget about this AI thing.

01:48:03.140 Build a drone that can, you know, get some graffiti on the mural up there to make it really look

01:48:10.600 legit.

01:48:11.260 So even the people who work with the L.A. Philharmonic are driving by and, like, well, I guess that's

01:48:16.940 there on purpose.

01:48:17.760 L.A. Philharmonic.

01:48:19.160 I came with a QR code that when you point your phone at it from the freeway, it goes,

01:48:23.520 Here's what that sounds like.

01:48:38.080 It sounds like when somebody hands, like, at a restaurant, somebody hands, like, a waiter 0.91

01:48:43.140 hands a gay dude a really hot plate. 0.99

01:48:45.880 Please don't touch that. 0.99

01:48:46.900 It was just a, ah!

01:48:48.680 Why didn't you tell me?

01:48:50.060 Sir, I did tell you. 0.98

01:48:54.040 Yeah, that does sound like the driest old lady orgasm I've ever heard. 1.00

01:48:59.000 Ah! 0.99

01:48:59.400 Ah!

01:49:00.600 It sounds like a woman, yeah. 1.00

01:49:02.060 It's like, oh, I had an orgasm, but I don't feel good. 0.94

01:49:07.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.89

01:49:07.840 It's like, oh, man, I think my orgasm ate something bad.

01:49:11.600 That was the worst feeling.

01:49:13.160 You've had orgasms that don't feel good?

01:49:14.620 Oh, yeah.

01:49:15.520 Some of them were just painful, and I just feel a pit in my stomach.

01:49:18.420 Ah!

01:49:18.860 Ah!

01:49:19.840 Yeah!

01:49:21.440 That's crazy, man.

01:49:21.900 That sounds like there was something big in her. 0.61

01:49:24.100 Yeah, God. 1.00

01:49:25.100 Not a penis. 1.00

01:49:26.360 Yeah! 1.00

01:49:26.980 Yeah, a foot.

01:49:28.040 What else we got, Zach?

01:49:30.620 I guess there was a bust at McDonald's, and they found a bunch of 10-year-olds working

01:49:34.220 at McDonald's in Louisville.

01:49:35.480 Oh, yeah.

01:49:36.060 Yeah, this is crazy.

01:49:37.020 And I guess they were working late hours and also operating the deep fryer.

01:49:40.360 The fryer! 0.98

01:49:41.260 Which you have to be 16 to operate the fryer.

01:49:43.280 Yeah.

01:49:43.560 Look, I think if they're responsible kids and they want to do it, I'm okay with it.

01:49:48.340 Well, it would be cool to...

01:49:50.420 We say kids don't want to work and all this stuff.

01:49:52.380 We finally catch two kids doing something, and we freaking bust them.

01:49:57.020 Oh, my God, dude.

01:49:58.300 Yeah, you want to talk about the generational differences in this country. 0.99

01:50:02.560 Back during the fucking Great Depression, there was kids who were farming entire fucking 0.99

01:50:05.880 fields. 1.00

01:50:06.540 Yeah.

01:50:06.880 And all the soil was dead, and then four seeds, and they're feeding an entire family, and

01:50:12.000 they're seven years old pushing a plow.

01:50:14.100 And now, you stay away from the fryer.

01:50:17.380 You've seen it.

01:50:18.220 You know how it works. 0.99

01:50:19.520 You fucking toss some nuggets in it from a few feet away if you're too short to reach 0.99

01:50:23.220 the top. 0.99

01:50:23.700 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:50:24.280 What's the fucking problem? 1.00

01:50:26.400 Get us those nuggets. 1.00

01:50:28.440 Nuggets.

01:50:28.880 That's it, dude.

01:50:29.480 This is the...

01:50:30.580 McDonald's needs to hang on to this story and just blame the kids when the ice cream machine 0.99

01:50:35.700 doesn't work.

01:50:36.380 It's like, it's not our fault. 1.00

01:50:37.740 We got fucking kids back here. 0.99

01:50:39.440 Yeah, it's Mario and Hector's fault. 1.00

01:50:41.300 Yeah, there's a picture of them.

01:50:42.680 They're back.

01:50:44.220 Oh, no doubt, these were not the kind of kids who get to go to Disney World, like we're

01:50:50.220 talking about.

01:50:51.120 These are not those kids.

01:50:52.780 These are definitely, definitely, yeah, I would imagine they may have been, I mean,

01:50:58.540 of course, these are the kids, but that would be a good commercial so the kids would be

01:51:02.600 like, he's like me.

01:51:03.940 Yeah, he's like me, dog.

01:51:05.720 He's at the Indian World. 1.00

01:51:07.800 But the crazy thing is, bro, if you go to Disneyland, it is all Mexican people. 1.00

01:51:12.340 Sure.

01:51:12.820 That's also the irony of it, dude. 1.00

01:51:14.840 You go there, it's fucking Latinos, dog. 1.00

01:51:17.520 Yeah. 1.00

01:51:18.440 It is Mickey Mouse 13.

01:51:19.480 Well, they could cook anything.

01:51:20.800 I mean, I always feel like, you know, if I go to a sushi place, like you love to go

01:51:26.380 into the sushi place, and then you see behind the counter, behind the bar, it's like two

01:51:32.460 guys are like, these guys are right out of Giro Dreams of Sushi.

01:51:36.320 I'm always like, oh, this is going to be great. 0.95

01:51:38.440 Or if I see some Latino dudes, I'm like, this is going to be fucking awesome. 1.00

01:51:43.600 Because they also come with fucking flavor. 0.99

01:51:45.460 They're not afraid, I'm not trying to be a weirdo here, but they're not afraid to put 1.00

01:51:48.540 like a little tapati or a cholula in their shit. 1.00

01:51:51.180 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:51:51.200 Or shoot a fucking bullet right into it. 1.00

01:51:53.300 How come this is, yeah. 1.00

01:51:54.880 That's the restaurant, dog.

01:51:56.140 Did you hit it with the blowtorch or the top?

01:51:59.220 Were they like, oh, he's seared salmon?

01:52:01.460 No, it's just. 0.99

01:52:02.080 Like, damn, there's a .22 cartridge in my huevos, dog. 0.99

01:52:05.160 You know what I'm saying, bro? 1.00

01:52:07.200 That's what I'm talking about, dog. 1.00

01:52:08.340 You'll never believe how I heated this up, fool. 0.99

01:52:11.900 You want the egg silanloa? 0.99

01:52:14.760 You know what I'm saying?

01:52:15.620 What do you want for lunch? 0.99

01:52:17.420 Dude, I can't wait to fucking be Mexican next time I'm alive, dude. 0.99

01:52:21.340 Ah, that would be great. 0.99

01:52:22.420 I've already been praying about it.

01:52:23.420 I've already been asking God about it.

01:52:24.800 Yeah?

01:52:25.120 Yeah.

01:52:25.840 And I want to be, yeah.

01:52:27.940 Well, I just want to have some other, I don't want to not be able to come back and be alive

01:52:32.120 again.

01:52:32.540 That's scary to me.

01:52:33.500 Mm-hmm.

01:52:34.060 So I feel like I try to communicate with God about that and just let him know I do

01:52:39.980 want to come back and I do have interest in it.

01:52:42.760 It's almost like you're, you know, you meet somebody who runs a business and you're like,

01:52:45.940 hey, you know, I'll let you know when I get out of college or whatever, I want to stop

01:52:49.920 by and fill out an application.

01:52:51.540 Dude, my, you know, I mentioned my folks, right?

01:52:54.200 They're Italian immigrants.

01:52:55.640 My brother and sister were both born over in Italy and they came over.

01:52:59.960 I think my sister was a toddler.

01:53:01.080 My brother was an infant, so his brain popped on the plane.

01:53:04.880 Oh.

01:53:05.980 So the, no.

01:53:08.520 But anyway, you know, my folks are, they're like, they're this big and brown and like olive

01:53:13.920 skin, brown eyes, black hair.

01:53:16.700 And I came out.

01:53:18.140 Wow.

01:53:18.540 You know, I'm 6'3 and blue eyes.

01:53:21.720 You're the focaccia, huh?

01:53:23.140 It was, like my mom, when I was born.

01:53:25.500 I can't imagine it.

01:53:26.360 You were taller than her.

01:53:27.640 I was two feet tall.

01:53:28.540 My mom was five feet tall. 1.00

01:53:29.580 Oh.

01:53:29.980 So that's a problem.

01:53:31.080 So I feel like I've got that little, like my mom's side of the family, little tiny,

01:53:35.780 cute Italians, funny, you know, singing, laughing.

01:53:39.800 And my dad's side, I think, has some more like northern blood in him.

01:53:45.000 So the next time around, I definitely have that coming.

01:53:48.100 I'm going to be like a Joe Pesci or, you know, I'm going to be born in Columbia.

01:53:53.720 And just like, yeah, this is good.

01:53:55.440 This is cool.

01:53:56.520 And I got that coming to me.

01:53:57.560 That's probably why I'm talking about, you know, inclusion in media and film and TV.

01:54:02.620 Yeah.

01:54:02.760 Because what will we be next time, you know?

01:54:04.580 Yeah. 0.95

01:54:04.740 I'm not going to be able to play like, you know, the big dopey fat husband in sitcoms. 0.94

01:54:08.940 Yeah. 0.88

01:54:09.280 I'm going to have to be, I'm going to have to really bring it, you know?

01:54:12.580 And it's like, I'm going to be on This Fool, hopefully, if that show is still going.

01:54:16.560 This Fool, though. 1.00

01:54:17.560 That show is fucking. 1.00

01:54:18.660 Is it? 1.00

01:54:19.040 Oh, it's fucking funny. 0.97

01:54:19.420 I got to check it out. 0.99

01:54:20.100 Yeah, it's a good show.

01:54:20.720 Yeah, I love being around like Mexican people and listening to them.

01:54:27.680 Dude, a lot of them.

01:54:29.380 Um, did they have any Mexican people on MADtv?

01:54:35.300 Yeah.

01:54:35.780 Um, uh, well, the first, the first, before I was there, I showed up in the third season.

01:54:41.380 And I want to apologize for that chair.

01:54:42.540 I know it might be a little.

01:54:43.480 No, remember the last time?

01:54:44.640 Is this the same chair you bring this from the other studios?

01:54:46.140 Last time it was hot, remember?

01:54:47.380 Yeah, it was hot. 0.97

01:54:48.060 I was wearing a fucking hoodie and a Santa hat and I sweat right through the, remember 0.98

01:54:51.120 there was like a nice big patch of, I ruined the pleather. 0.99

01:54:54.660 No, it's not that bad.

01:54:55.700 I'm just, I wear shorts all the time, so my stuff is always sticking.

01:54:58.860 Oh, that's good.

01:55:00.040 Um, before I showed up at MAD, there was Pablo Francisco, stand-up.

01:55:05.000 And then, um, then it was, uh, while I was there, we had Nelson Asensio join the cast 0.98

01:55:09.980 and he was a fucking home run hitter. 0.99

01:55:12.340 A lot of the shit was sorely missing from MADtv. 1.00

01:55:16.740 Um, like, you know, cause he was doing Enrique Iglesias and Ricky Martin. 0.99

01:55:21.160 Oh, yeah.

01:55:21.680 And they used to do this thing called Buenos Dias San Diego with him and Mo Collins. 0.79

01:55:26.180 It was so fucking funny.

01:55:27.540 Um, and then after that, I guess, Angela Johnson, after I left, uh, Johnny Sanchez. 0.96

01:55:34.160 Oh, yeah.

01:55:34.860 Yeah.

01:55:35.320 So they, they, they finally got with it.

01:55:37.540 Was there, was there, was there bits that they did that you guys did back then that y'all

01:55:41.080 couldn't do now, you think?

01:55:42.180 All of them. 0.99

01:55:43.560 Fucking, dude, I, I watched, like, it was on HBO Max for a minute, MADtv. 0.99

01:55:50.200 So I was like, oh, okay, I'll go watch. 0.99

01:55:51.940 Like, I haven't seen it on a television screen in so long.

01:55:54.700 It's all just, you know, like, degenerated videos on YouTube.

01:55:59.120 So, but only half the episodes out of a given season, and there were 14 seasons of that show.

01:56:07.260 Only half of the episodes in a season would show up.

01:56:09.920 And I remember talking to a couple of my cohorts, you know, going like, when he came out, like,

01:56:13.820 I wonder what happened. 1.00

01:56:14.700 I think, and I think it's cause, well, this shit is too fucked up. 0.99

01:56:18.820 But I, I think there's a lot of stuff that if you remember, like, if you remember some 0.99

01:56:23.920 of it, it's like, what? 0.99

01:56:25.240 You can't, you can't do any of that shit anymore. 1.00

01:56:29.320 You just can't. 1.00

01:56:30.740 And not this.

01:56:31.880 This is tame.

01:56:33.060 This is, we're looking at Paul Timberman, which is like a, you know, a, you know, like

01:56:39.000 a guy who's got like a woodworker, a woodshop teacher who cuts his appendages off.

01:56:42.120 He's always, yeah, he's always hacking himself up and he's got a, to camera, sort of this

01:56:46.020 old house type show where he's like, I'm going to build you a curio

01:56:48.600 cabinet and here's a, let's make a lazy Susan. 1.00

01:56:51.360 And I'm sawing my fucking hand off. 0.99

01:56:53.260 But a lot of the stuff that's like, you know, a lot of the racial shit we did, we had it 1.00

01:56:59.120 all sexism, racism, you know, all the misogyny, homophobia. 0.97

01:57:03.680 But, you know, we also had, um, there were, there were, there was, uh, you know, you can

01:57:08.800 watch mad TV and I can watch mad TV and go, Oh, that was, you know, this writer who's,

01:57:14.180 who's like, this is a gay writer who wrote this.

01:57:16.520 And it's like incredible stuff where it's like slipping in, uh, you know, their representation.

01:57:24.040 There was this one brilliant writer who was there for, for most of the years of the show, 0.98

01:57:30.120 I believe Scott King, Scotty King, who's a fucking genius. 0.95

01:57:33.620 He, I remember this one sketch. 0.98

01:57:35.420 It's like, you could just, you know, a Scott King sketch when you, when you see it.

01:57:38.880 And there was, I remember there was this one where it was just, it was TRL, right?

01:57:44.040 So Pat Kilbane is Carson Daly.

01:57:46.560 And it just pans by the kids.

01:57:48.300 It's like, Hey, what's up?

01:57:49.100 Welcome to TRL.

01:57:50.040 I'm Carson Daly today on the show, rah, rah, rah.

01:57:52.720 And the kids are screaming.

01:57:53.940 It's like, we got NSYNC, Britney Spears, and the kids are screaming.

01:57:57.420 And it's all like, you know, teenage girls are like, ah, screaming.

01:58:00.740 And then he goes, and I'm Carson Daly.

01:58:02.200 And all the girls sit down, and a fat 12-year-old boy goes, yay! 0.99

01:58:07.080 You know, which is like, so fucking funny. 0.98

01:58:10.140 And it's like, that's Scott. 0.96

01:58:11.600 That's Scott going, this is what I would have been.

01:58:14.700 So, you know, even that, but even that though, if you put it, you know, today and it's all, 0.89

01:58:19.300 you know, you can't fucking joke about anything or whatever. 0.96

01:58:21.520 That's crazy. 0.99

01:58:22.180 I wish they had a show called Fat and Gay. 0.94

01:58:24.480 Yeah. 1.00

01:58:25.020 Fat, gay, 12-year-old. 1.00

01:58:26.500 I would love to play the dad in Fat, Gay, 12-year-old. 0.99

01:58:30.180 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:58:30.740 Because also, that's a fucking character arc for me. 0.99

01:58:34.180 That's something for me as an actor to chew on. 0.99

01:58:36.360 Because at first, I could be that dad who's like, well, no son of mine, that whole thing.

01:58:40.140 We ain't gaying out around here, boy.

01:58:41.840 Right, you know.

01:58:42.800 Yeah, eat another steak.

01:58:44.220 Yeah.

01:58:44.440 Eat another ham steak, Billy.

01:58:46.160 Yeah, put the barrettes back in the car. 0.99

01:58:48.480 Yeah, we're not going to fucking Forever 21. 0.98

01:58:51.980 Yeah, you get that glitter off your kneecaps. 0.99

01:58:54.760 Why you got glitter on your kneecaps?

01:58:56.900 Did I hear you wore glitter on your kneecaps at the baseball game, Billy?

01:58:59.920 Yeah, boy.

01:59:00.540 It helps me, when I'm catching, you know, I'm a catcher and I got to bend at the knees

01:59:05.280 and the glitter helps me with my flexibility.

01:59:07.340 Now go get your helmet on, we're getting back in the game.

01:59:09.760 Yeah.

01:59:10.220 But then after a while, you know, he grows to understand his son.

01:59:14.280 Maybe the dad falls asleep in his chair one night, he's drunk, right?

01:59:17.520 Yeah.

01:59:17.760 And then he wakes up and, you know, Billy Elliot is on or something.

01:59:23.760 Billy Elliot.

01:59:24.460 It's like a movie about a gay kid in Australia.

01:59:28.000 Yeah. 0.82

01:59:28.200 Or maybe, what's a gay, what's something with a gay kid in it? 0.98

01:59:31.640 Glitter Knees. 0.98

01:59:33.120 Yeah.

01:59:33.780 Glitter Knees.

01:59:34.660 Glitter Knees.

01:59:35.560 A YouTube is on and he finds out it's his son making it.

01:59:38.520 It's, he's, he's watching like a makeup tutorial.

01:59:42.060 Yeah.

01:59:42.400 And he's like, I recognize those knees.

01:59:44.300 Oh, that's magic fart 60 right there.

01:59:46.480 Right. 0.99

01:59:46.800 And he's fucking painting and the kid's painting his knees up. 1.00

01:59:49.260 Oh. 0.99

01:59:49.360 The next you want to do is you want to contour your kneecaps and then you want to put glitter

01:59:53.920 on the kneecap and right down the middle.

01:59:55.940 And this is going to give the appearance.

01:59:57.480 He's going to go, that sounds like Billy. 0.98

01:59:58.900 And then he kicks down the fucking door and Billy's live streaming and he's doing, he's 0.99

02:00:03.620 doing a makeup tutorial, putting glitter on his knees for the baseball team. 1.00

02:00:06.860 Off my knees for dad.

02:00:08.360 That's his handle.

02:00:11.880 Off my knees for dad.

02:00:13.620 Yeah. 0.97

02:00:13.780 It's like, he's trying to be not gay. 1.00

02:00:15.180 He's like, I ain't being gay boy. 0.60

02:00:16.900 I'm off my knees for dad.

02:00:18.080 And then, and then dad comes around to it and is like, I love you no matter what.

02:00:23.260 And then, oh, oh, oh, oh, this is a lovely scene.

02:00:26.160 Here's a lovely scene at the end of the first season of Billy Elliot.

02:00:31.900 You know, we've had the whole makeup tutorial and Billy's putting glitter on his knees and

02:00:37.840 Bill Sr. is not having it.

02:00:39.460 And they go through their whole thing and he comes around.

02:00:42.460 And so Billy's up to bat and he's super nervous and his dad never shows up to games.

02:00:46.180 And he's like, he's there and he's like about to, he's about to hit and he's facing a pitching

02:00:50.860 machine run by an AI that only zooms him at 110 miles an hour.

02:00:55.340 And he's like about to hit and he goes, he goes, you can, he hears, you can do it, Billy.

02:01:00.860 And he looks out into the stands and his dad's there in a pair of jammer shorts and he pulls

02:01:04.600 them up and he's got glitter on his knees. 0.99

02:01:06.620 And the boy's like, and he hits a fucking home run at like the natural. 0.99

02:01:11.900 Right. 1.00

02:01:12.200 And it hits the fucking lights. 1.00

02:01:13.520 Cause it's a night game. 0.99

02:01:14.680 And then that's all it's a light.

02:01:17.060 And there's two dudes behind the scoreboard, like back there, just slurping on each other.

02:01:20.860 Yeah.

02:01:21.460 And one of them, right when it hits the scoreboard, he pops out like this.

02:01:24.740 Yeah. 1.00

02:01:25.080 And the other one's got his foot in his, in his asshole. 1.00

02:01:27.780 And he goes, ah, like he's at the Philharmonic. 1.00

02:01:31.260 And then Tchaikovsky starts playing and that's a fucking TV show. 0.99

02:01:35.200 That's how we get inclusivity and that's how, and then I'll win a fucking Emmy, right? 0.99

02:01:48.120 For playing the fucking dad who came around as a good dude at the end of the day. 0.99

02:01:52.380 And that's all I want. 1.00

02:01:53.960 Just a big white guy and a mustache, a fucking white identifying Southern Italian by blood. 1.00

02:02:00.860 But I'm a big white Canadian who enunciates most words. 1.00

02:02:07.820 That's how, whenever I'm around Tom Green, we fucking out enunciate each other. 0.97

02:02:11.860 Hello. 0.86

02:02:12.320 How are you, Tom?

02:02:13.180 I am fine, Will.

02:02:14.160 How are you?

02:02:15.060 I am good.

02:02:16.300 What is your favorite beverage at Tim Hortons?

02:02:19.660 I like coffee.

02:02:20.820 I also like coffee.

02:02:22.320 Do you like the donuts?

02:02:23.680 I do.

02:02:24.160 They make good donuts. 1.00

02:02:25.920 That's the most Canadian shit. 1.00

02:02:27.620 That's all, like the whole, hey, how's it going, eh, hoser? 1.00

02:02:30.860 That's a Canadian thing for sure.

02:02:32.480 But the most Canadian thing is to just be like, I'm sorry I cut you off in traffic.

02:02:37.960 That is okay.

02:02:39.140 Have a good day.

02:02:40.020 Thank you very much.

02:02:41.120 Here is a Tim Hortons coupon.

02:02:42.860 Thank you very much.

02:02:43.760 Here is a Tim Hortons coupon.

02:02:45.360 We exchanged Tim Hortons coupons on the freeway.

02:02:50.600 OMKFD, dude.

02:02:51.540 Off my knees for dad, bro.

02:02:53.320 Off my knees for dad.

02:02:54.500 That's the musical.

02:02:55.240 Oh, God.

02:02:57.360 And what we're trying to say is these kids shouldn't be working at McDonald's.

02:03:00.820 That's all we're trying to say. 1.00

02:03:02.680 Get the fucking poor Mexican kids out of McDonald's bullshit. 1.00

02:03:05.740 Or let them work. 1.00

02:03:07.300 If they're going to fuck. 1.00

02:03:08.120 Dude, here's the thing. 1.00

02:03:09.120 Every culture has had their time to be the working, the immigrate, like the first line of working in America. 1.00

02:03:16.740 Every culture has.

02:03:17.560 Absolutely.

02:03:18.080 Irish people did it.

02:03:19.080 Irish people were.

02:03:19.580 Black people did it by.

02:03:20.900 I mean, they were. 0.65

02:03:22.040 They had zero choice in the matter.

02:03:23.320 They didn't have a choice, but they did it.

02:03:25.820 Italians did it. 1.00

02:03:26.380 Built the fucking country. 1.00

02:03:27.360 Yeah. 1.00

02:03:28.020 Starting with black people. 1.00

02:03:29.380 Then Irish people getting black lung in the, you know, in the mines and shit. 1.00

02:03:35.400 Italians. 0.99

02:03:36.220 Which is a little bit of reparations.

02:03:37.640 I'm not saying it wasn't reparations.

02:03:39.680 But giving that many people black lung, dude, is definitely a lot of people died from black lung. 1.00

02:03:46.700 Oh, fuck yeah. 1.00

02:03:47.420 Yeah. 1.00

02:03:47.580 How many people died from black lung?

02:03:49.900 About as many as they're replacing at IBM.

02:03:51.680 About 1,000 miners died from co-workers, pneumonia, sin, sin, sin, sin, sin, sin.

02:03:58.220 A year now? 1.00

02:03:59.840 Oh, that's fucked up. 0.99

02:04:00.600 So 76,000. 0.99

02:04:01.980 Okay, so no.

02:04:02.720 So it's still not closed, but it's like, anyway.

02:04:05.560 Since 1968, 76,000.

02:04:08.440 Right.

02:04:08.980 Yeah, I mean, that's people die.

02:04:11.840 You know, as an Italian by blood, I always kind of go like, you know, Italian.

02:04:20.660 And also because I don't look, you know, like Joe Pesci.

02:04:24.420 No, you don't.

02:04:25.020 I got an Italian.

02:04:25.980 I got my dad's nose.

02:04:27.540 But that's about it.

02:04:28.420 You know, I always kind of feel like, eh, again, I'm not the person to say it because I don't look very Italian.

02:04:36.260 But it's like, that's like the lightest, in my opinion, racism.

02:04:40.380 Although I wasn't around in the 60s when a lot of, well, since the early 1900s, a lot of Italians were showing up in North America.

02:04:47.800 But, you know, it feels like the 60s and the 70s, a lot of immigration in Canada.

02:04:53.240 And I kind of feel like that's a, speaking as an Italian, Italian, North American, an Italian, Canadian, American, Italian, American, Baja.

02:05:04.060 Yeah, from the Baja all the way down to South American Italian.

02:05:09.280 You know, I always kind of feel like, eh, you know, you can't really be racial against Italians.

02:05:14.680 Like, what are you going to say?

02:05:15.600 And I feel like, like that Mario movie that came out and it's, and people were like, you know, they hired, you know, they got Chris Pratt played Mario, which is something we talked about on Dudesy a lot.

02:05:29.320 Because it was like the first trailer you saw, it's like, I'm Mario.

02:05:34.180 It's a me, Mario.

02:05:35.260 What is this place?

02:05:36.240 The Mushroom Kingdom.

02:05:37.240 Where am I?

02:05:37.980 I'm Mario.

02:05:38.740 That's not what he's supposed to sound like.

02:05:40.180 But, you know, the studio got pressure because it's like, you hire the biggest star that you can hire and there's no real, like, you know, Guido sounding Italian American right now.

02:05:49.460 Maybe Sebastian Maniscalco could have done it.

02:05:51.940 I don't know that there would be a, you know, he's, but you got to be a movie star.

02:05:55.680 Right.

02:05:55.880 You know what I mean?

02:05:56.760 To push those numbers and make a billion, that movie made a billion dollars.

02:06:01.140 And I want to say, as an Italian American, hire whoever you want.

02:06:05.460 That's my offering to inclusion.

02:06:10.580 Chris Pratt's just fine. 0.98

02:06:11.860 We in the Italian community don't give a shit because you can't really be racist against Italians. 0.99

02:06:18.540 You're going to make fun of pasta? 0.99

02:06:19.740 It's delicious. 1.00

02:06:20.700 Fuck you. 1.00

02:06:21.700 Get whoever you want. 1.00

02:06:22.980 You could even get the gal who played the Little Mermaid to play Mario.

02:06:25.940 What about Black Mario?

02:06:28.100 Black Mario would have been fine. 1.00

02:06:31.140 And there should have been a Black Mario video game. 0.58

02:06:34.060 There should be, like, one mushroom that he hits that, you know, turns him into a black guy. 0.99

02:06:39.760 So then it's like C. Thomas Howell in that movie Soul Man, which is fucked up. 0.98

02:06:44.240 It's just a dude in blackface, and Radon Chong buys it. 0.96

02:06:48.260 Remember this?

02:06:48.960 Do you remember that movie?

02:06:49.840 Dude, I remember Blackface. 1.00

02:06:51.780 So, yeah, I remember.

02:06:52.560 Yeah, you were around in the-

02:06:53.660 I mean, I remember dudes doing it. 0.99

02:06:55.980 Soul Man is the trippiest fucking movie. 0.99

02:06:58.540 Wait, I've never seen this. 1.00

02:07:00.500 This is a white guy?

02:07:01.360 Oh, yeah, there's a movie in the 1980s where C. Thomas Howell goes undercover, essentially,

02:07:08.640 to go to college, and he pretends to be a black man, and then he hooks up with Radon Chong,

02:07:14.800 who absolutely buys it, and we were all fine with it in the 80s, and that's not a problem

02:07:21.540 in the 80s.

02:07:22.240 And this was a feature film that came out in the movie theater.

02:07:25.660 Wow.

02:07:26.020 We have a history of comedy in this country that is hard to reckon with now, but I like 0.55

02:07:34.340 to say that I'm grandfathered in, because I was on fucking Mad TV in the 90s and the

02:07:39.220 2000s there, where we, if you want to cancel me, just watch Mad TV, and then, you know, I'm 0.99

02:07:46.660 fucked. 0.94

02:07:47.300 Do you think at a certain point we'll be able to have character where everybody can be whatever? 0.96

02:07:51.360 However, at some point it should be able to be that way, huh? 0.97

02:07:54.300 I think that the shit's being stretched back so far now, it's like this. 0.96

02:08:01.260 I feel like we're all in this weird, it's like I said, these things happen every 30 years, 0.99

02:08:06.180 it seems like, with regard to, you know, social, you know, just the sand at the bottom of the

02:08:13.820 sea getting all mixed up.

02:08:15.260 And before the smoke clears, this social upheaval that seems to happen every 30 years, we are

02:08:19.840 in the middle of it now, we're in a pivotal point in our country and in our culture.

02:08:24.960 And it's my hope that everyone, that what we'll be left with is equality for everybody.

02:08:32.480 And if we can actually, and again, I don't, not to sound negative, but I don't think it's

02:08:38.460 possible.

02:08:39.120 As much as I would like to see, but I'm Canadian.

02:08:42.340 I'm, I'm, we have our problems there for sure.

02:08:45.320 A lot of, uh, a lot of crimes against the indigenous first nations people of, of Canada, which is 0.97

02:08:52.500 just absolutely fucking tragic. 0.64

02:08:54.240 We have our problems there with other race relations also as well. 0.98

02:08:58.000 But, um, I'm from Canada where at least the kind of the, the curriculum as a kid, you know,

02:09:06.340 it was way more multicultural than it is here. 0.94

02:09:08.820 I got here and I was like, wow, it's really fucking segregated socially.

02:09:12.960 Oh, we had a scratch and sniff history book for a while. 0.95

02:09:17.380 See? 0.99

02:09:17.920 And the Italian scratch and sniff would have been fucking great. 1.00

02:09:20.560 No racism there. 0.99

02:09:21.640 Kids would have worn that out. 0.99

02:09:22.760 Just smelling fucking beefaroni or whatever you'd put in an American textbook. 0.99

02:09:26.600 Dude, they just, go on. 1.00

02:09:27.960 No, I was just going to say we're all fucked. 0.99

02:09:29.580 But, uh, you know, the, the thing about it is I hope with regard to comedy that, you know, 0.99

02:09:35.180 the comedy is just fucking comedy. 0.96

02:09:37.340 We got to laugh. 0.99

02:09:38.360 Gallows humor is really important.

02:09:40.120 Yeah.

02:09:40.420 And if we're treating each other well and there's, uh, you know, equality socially and everyone

02:09:45.100 can laugh because everyone feels good about where they are in life.

02:09:48.200 And we are a society that takes care of one another.

02:09:50.920 And, uh, I mean, again, I'm from Canada where there's socialized medicine. 0.92

02:09:54.720 It's pretty fucking good. 0.99

02:09:56.340 And if you're not living in a fucking world where you're allowed to walk around and fucking 0.99

02:10:00.880 eat berries and kick a chicken against a tree and, you know, do whatever you want and just 1.00

02:10:05.400 build a fucking house without any code or anything like that. 1.00

02:10:09.060 If we're going to live in a society where you're born into a fucking system, system needs 1.00

02:10:13.700 to take care of everybody, period. 0.99

02:10:15.520 And it ain't fucking happening. 0.96

02:10:16.920 And that's going to be my platform. 0.73

02:10:18.780 Um, but if that's the case and we can achieve something like that, again, I do not think

02:10:24.160 it's possible at all. 0.99

02:10:24.980 We're fucked. 1.00

02:10:26.480 Let me just put that in there. 0.99

02:10:27.880 I ain't running for office, but if we can do that, then we can start to laugh at absolutely

02:10:32.540 everything again. 0.96

02:10:33.680 Right now, people are not wanting to laugh at shit and they have every right not to laugh 0.99

02:10:37.580 at shit because stuff is fucking dire. 0.99

02:10:39.680 So you can't go on mad TV and make fun of absolutely everybody. 1.00

02:10:44.020 Although, you know, we had Aerie Spears, Deborah Wilson, Phil Lamar.

02:10:48.780 But it was funny at the time.

02:10:51.180 Hilarious. 0.95

02:10:51.900 Makes me fucking laugh now. 0.98

02:10:53.200 Those people that I learned so much about black culture and laughing, you know, with 0.99

02:11:00.020 them and also growing up watching and living in color.

02:11:01.620 But don't you think that most people still just want to laugh?

02:11:03.680 They don't really care?

02:11:05.580 I think so.

02:11:06.220 But I think it's just like, it's like, you know, it's like, no one's going to let themselves 0.98

02:11:13.480 fucking laugh. 0.88

02:11:14.420 You know what I mean? 0.99

02:11:15.100 Now, that's interesting.

02:11:16.840 Do we let ourselves laugh?

02:11:18.400 No.

02:11:18.780 Do we keep ourselves from, yeah, we all get on this alert kind of where it's like, don't

02:11:23.700 point at me.

02:11:24.380 Don't offend me.

02:11:25.260 You know, I mean, I got upset over the pandemic over like during the like last big election 0.67

02:11:31.900 thing because the only people that people were making fun of was poor white people. 0.64

02:11:37.160 Right. 0.99

02:11:37.700 And it was like, well, what the fuck did we do? 0.98

02:11:39.520 It's like, yeah. 0.99

02:11:40.320 Poor white people didn't even like we didn't do it.

02:11:43.240 Like, like we didn't do race.

02:11:45.380 Like, I'm not sure that wealthier white people probably owned slaves.

02:11:48.380 I don't know any.

02:11:49.020 Nobody I knew had a.

02:11:50.280 They didn't.

02:11:50.880 I don't think they ever had a slave, you know, or they're they might have.

02:11:54.220 But I couldn't imagine it, dude.

02:11:56.200 But it's socially. 0.90

02:11:57.040 It's just if you look at it generally, totally socially acceptable to make fun of poor white 0.99

02:12:02.360 white people. 0.99

02:12:03.260 Right.

02:12:03.580 In 2020.

02:12:05.240 Right.

02:12:05.540 Totally, totally acceptable.

02:12:07.200 And it and and none of it should be acceptable.

02:12:10.320 Unfortunately or fortunately, things do need to be mixed up a bit and you need.

02:12:16.560 And, you know, I always I use the example of in 2020 learning about Juneteenth.

02:12:23.460 Yeah. 0.97

02:12:23.820 I was like, I didn't fucking I was telling black friends. 0.99

02:12:27.120 I've never heard of the fucking Juneteenth. 1.00

02:12:29.800 I don't know what the fuck that is. 1.00

02:12:31.260 What is that? 0.99

02:12:32.320 I had no clue that there was my black friends have no idea what it is.

02:12:35.460 It came out.

02:12:36.180 That too.

02:12:36.940 Yeah.

02:12:37.160 They kind of launched it a few years ago.

02:12:38.700 I feel like I mean, I know they didn't.

02:12:40.320 But it's like if you'd asked any black kid where I'm from or what Juneteenth was, I'd have 0.99

02:12:44.480 no fucking clue. 0.99

02:12:45.480 Yeah. 0.99

02:12:46.100 No, but it's it's interesting what you're saying about like it's like, oh, yeah, it's 1.00

02:12:49.200 easy to make fun of fucking, you know, poor white people. 0.99

02:12:52.560 I feel like that's another symptom of the social sort of, again, the the the silt at the bottom 1.00

02:12:58.140 of the ocean getting getting getting smoked up.

02:13:01.020 Do you think we as comedians and we have to be the ones to kind of like see where the

02:13:05.600 thing is at then, you know, I think.

02:13:07.700 Yes, I think, you know, in in in your avenue with with podcasting and stand up and sort

02:13:14.480 of, you know, I'm primarily an actor, but I love doing weird shit on the Internet and

02:13:18.180 doing podcasting and stuff.

02:13:19.780 And also, you know, if I can be responsible for any sort of weird creative shit, if I ever

02:13:25.360 get to, you know, work on things and make stuff, it's it is up to us.

02:13:29.860 But it is also it's quite a responsibility because we're it's this bizarre currency of

02:13:37.640 quote unquote cancellation, which some people don't even think exists, which is to me, it's

02:13:44.220 weird.

02:13:44.600 It's like, well, you just said cancellation.

02:13:46.880 That means that it's a word.

02:13:48.280 It's right.

02:13:48.640 It exists.

02:13:49.580 And I think that you have to be you have to be a brave comedian to kind of look, it's

02:13:58.340 not fun to just go out there and go, I want things to be the way they used to be in the

02:14:02.340 90s.

02:14:02.740 That to me, to me personally, as a comedy fan, to me, that's hack.

02:14:06.780 Yeah. 0.99

02:14:07.020 It's like to not push shit fucking forward. 0.98

02:14:09.740 Great comedians have a complete like I'm sure you you love my love George Carlin. 0.98

02:14:14.840 Right.

02:14:15.060 Like, just come on.

02:14:16.320 That that guy was always years ahead of his time and always shot right down the middle.

02:14:22.680 You knew exactly what he was thinking.

02:14:24.400 And he represented himself completely honestly.

02:14:27.240 I think that, you know, comedians who who are being 100 percent honest and not just trying

02:14:34.660 to, you know, be shocking for shocking sake or say, I should be allowed to say this because

02:14:41.120 I said it in 1995.

02:14:43.360 You know, I think audiences today, that's fine.

02:14:45.940 But your audience is going to be awfully specialized if you just want to be a prick about things

02:14:52.240 and say everyone should laugh at these things that currently people are sensitive about and

02:14:58.580 for good reason.

02:14:59.360 If you can find new things to laugh about, there are new things to laugh about in our 0.95

02:15:07.220 completely fucking bizarre social climate. 0.95

02:15:11.240 Yeah. 1.00

02:15:11.320 It's fucking bizarre. 0.99

02:15:12.200 You just said I got black friends I grew up with that wouldn't have known Juneteenth. 1.00

02:15:15.420 That's a joke you couldn't say in 1998 because absolutely nobody knew what the fuck you were 0.99

02:15:20.660 talking about with Juneteenth. 0.98

02:15:21.960 Yeah.

02:15:22.160 But 2020 was a really, was such a, you know, a rife year of, of, you know, the pandemic

02:15:30.220 and, and, and, and the, you know, the social.

02:15:33.600 Oh, yeah.

02:15:34.100 It got black.

02:15:34.680 Black Lives Matter.

02:15:35.900 Yeah.

02:15:36.060 It was, it was wild.

02:15:37.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:15:37.820 So it's like now I think you, I think you can, but you got to be smart about it.

02:15:44.100 And I'm not, I'm not smart about it.

02:15:46.660 I don't, I'm not saying that's me at all.

02:15:49.060 And I'm not.

02:15:49.400 Yeah, I've never been.

02:15:50.360 Yeah.

02:15:50.600 But, but I do think that, I think that people will start to chill out a little bit because

02:15:57.700 socially what happens in my opinion, my, it's just my opinion with these waves is that people

02:16:03.560 all get fucking tired, you know, at the end of the day, we just want to, most people just 0.99

02:16:08.360 want the same shit. 1.00

02:16:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:16:10.300 They want to be able to take care of their families.

02:16:12.080 They want to have something nice for dinner.

02:16:13.660 They want to know that they're safe at home. 0.99

02:16:15.600 They want to know that if they go to the wrong fucking door, they're not going to get shot 1.00

02:16:18.780 in the face. 1.00

02:16:20.600 The horrible shit that's happening right now because everyone is so wound up and charged 1.00

02:16:26.040 up. 1.00

02:16:26.560 It's truly fucking scary. 0.97

02:16:27.760 People are scared, man. 0.97

02:16:28.500 I realized the other day I'm walking up to a car and it was, it wasn't my car.

02:16:32.060 I get right by the door handle.

02:16:33.060 I realized it wasn't my car.

02:16:34.240 It looked just like my car. 0.99

02:16:35.700 There's somebody sitting in that car and I'm like, oh my God, that person could fucking 1.00

02:16:41.160 shoot me. 1.00

02:16:42.360 Right now? 0.99

02:16:43.020 Yeah.

02:16:43.820 I never used to.

02:16:44.140 And I wouldn't even think it was crazy because that's just where the fear level is at.

02:16:48.540 It's like all these POV videos of all this fear.

02:16:53.660 It's interesting, man.

02:16:55.020 It's a fiery time out there.

02:16:57.700 And I'm never afraid of anything because I look like a gigantic football coach cop and

02:17:03.740 I drive a Tahoe so I could technically be a park ranger.

02:17:10.200 We need that Alex Jones back though.

02:17:12.840 Just in general?

02:17:14.120 I think we need him.

02:17:14.840 You know what I would love to see him do?

02:17:16.180 And this is what I thought he was going to get into was like a regular guy's job after

02:17:19.780 he had the big lawsuit against him.

02:17:22.400 Was manager in like a Denny's or something.

02:17:25.840 Manager in like an IHOP.

02:17:27.020 Yeah, I got, you got to get the moons over my, they're making the moons over my hammy 0.99

02:17:31.300 gay. 0.97

02:17:35.360 I'm a humanist. 0.97

02:17:37.900 You got, you got, let me tell you something about these people out here eating mozzarella

02:17:43.640 sticks.

02:17:44.860 I've eaten mozzarella sticks at Bohemian Grove.

02:17:47.180 It was invented by Mark Twain.

02:17:49.880 Just originally, and originally it was just a place for these globalist people to, 0.80

02:17:57.020 it was actually a lot of closeted homosexual activity happening there, mostly by Republicans.

02:18:02.480 But Democrats took it over and John F. Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy Jr., Bobby Kennedy, they went

02:18:09.400 out to Bohemian Grove.

02:18:10.300 You can still go there.

02:18:11.140 It's in Northern California.

02:18:12.020 And they're deep in the forest wearing robes like druids.

02:18:16.340 Sir, I need, I want an omelet, sir.

02:18:18.180 I'm waiting for an omelet.

02:18:19.680 Yeah.

02:18:19.920 What do you want?

02:18:20.520 How would you like your eggs?

02:18:22.480 You want white toast?

02:18:23.320 We toast.

02:18:24.600 Right.

02:18:24.900 I hate this uniform.

02:18:26.300 Ah!

02:18:27.260 Ah! 1.00

02:18:28.220 Just always ripping off his fucking polo shirt. 1.00

02:18:30.800 Ah! 1.00

02:18:32.280 You want to see my name tag?

02:18:33.720 Ah!

02:18:36.180 Ah! 0.98

02:18:37.560 You know, and these people are, they're reptiles.

02:18:40.580 I've seen it up close.

02:18:41.820 They don't have skin like you and me.

02:18:44.220 I've been up close.

02:18:44.980 I've been next to Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton. 0.72

02:18:48.560 These people are not human.

02:18:49.760 They're interdimensional beings.

02:18:51.060 They come in, they open rends in the fabric of time and space.

02:18:56.100 And they walk through.

02:18:58.300 And they're like, I don't want to see it!

02:19:01.720 Everybody wants the same thing at the end of the day.

02:19:03.620 They just want to be able to watch, you know, sit down, eat their frijoles. 0.99

02:19:09.400 Watch white porn with their family. 1.00

02:19:11.020 Watch white porn with their family. 1.00

02:19:13.600 And watch this fool on TBS. 1.00

02:19:18.240 Um, what's your, what's up with acting, man? 0.99

02:19:22.740 What's going on?

02:19:23.760 You got dudesy going?

02:19:25.280 Any new adventures going on with you?

02:19:27.400 I'm about to go shoot a movie in Canada called 1989.

02:19:31.740 No!

02:19:32.700 Yeah, that'll be fun.

02:19:34.040 With, um, you ever heard of a Canadian cult classic called Fubar?

02:19:38.300 Mm-mm.

02:19:38.940 Okay, so, uh.

02:19:40.120 I know what it means.

02:19:41.160 Yeah.

02:19:41.460 Yeah. 0.94

02:19:41.660 So there's Fubar, and there's Fubar 2, and this fucking, uh, brilliant dude, there's these 0.87

02:19:46.860 two guys, you know, uh, Diener and Terry. 0.96

02:19:49.660 Mm-mm.

02:19:49.880 And one of them, Paul Spence, who's, uh, he's the one in the green on the right there.

02:19:54.080 Okay.

02:19:54.520 And then Terry's on the left.

02:19:55.720 Okay.

02:19:56.060 So it's the, it's the origin story of the Diener, of Dean.

02:20:00.820 Mm-mm.

02:20:01.160 And I play his dad, and it's sort of like, and he's, he's part, uh, First Nations, so there's

02:20:06.900 sort of that bent to it, which will be interesting, which is a very Canadian theme.

02:20:10.840 Mm-mm.

02:20:11.200 So I'm doing that.

02:20:12.440 I'm doing another season of the show, Acapulco, and then, uh, I don't know, just picking up

02:20:17.940 acting work. 0.81

02:20:18.560 It's fucking weird now, because we got this strike. 0.95

02:20:20.920 Oh, yeah, the strike's going on, huh? 0.96

02:20:21.980 Listen, I just want to do, again, you know, I would love to just play the dad in, what

02:20:28.880 is it, Billy Elliot?

02:20:29.760 What's it called?

02:20:30.540 Oh, Billy Elliot.

02:20:31.200 Sparkle Knees.

02:20:31.500 Oh, uh, Sparkle Knees.

02:20:32.560 Don't, uh.

02:20:34.500 Get off my knees for dad.

02:20:35.720 Yeah.

02:20:35.900 Uh, that's, that would be, at this point, you know, look, here's some more, here's

02:20:41.320 some more defeatist negativity for me.

02:20:43.440 Yeah.

02:20:43.840 I don't know what's happening to our business.

02:20:46.480 When I think about, you know, what my pad Chad Culchin says with regard to AI, and he'll 0.87

02:20:52.480 point right the fuck at me and go, your job will be obsolete very soon. 0.95

02:20:56.060 And I'm like, no, it won't. 0.99

02:20:57.460 And I go, your job will be obsolete very soon. 1.00

02:20:59.520 He's a brilliant writer, and he goes, bring it on, motherfucker. 1.00

02:21:01.900 Can't wait. 0.99

02:21:02.540 And he's doing a couple podcasts, so I guess his bread is buttered there.

02:21:06.780 Um, hopefully we continue to do dudesy. 0.99

02:21:10.200 I love acting.

02:21:11.160 It's my, you know, it really is my passion.

02:21:12.880 Yeah, man, well, you're just so talented.

02:21:14.000 You have some, you offer so much joy and talent to people.

02:21:17.320 Cheers, man.

02:21:18.100 Likewise, dude.

02:21:19.140 No, not like you do something, though.

02:21:21.140 What do you mean I do something?

02:21:22.720 You do something.

02:21:23.540 You.

02:21:23.940 You have a real skill set.

02:21:25.520 What are you talking about? 0.99

02:21:26.540 You're fucking up in front of thousands of people bringing your stories out there. 0.99

02:21:30.440 That's, you're one of the best doing it right now, period. 0.99

02:21:33.580 Wow.

02:21:33.860 So, you know what I'm saying?

02:21:34.700 That's nice, man.

02:21:35.420 Yeah.

02:21:35.520 It's true, Theo.

02:21:36.560 I feel like you're a, you're a really, really talented, man.

02:21:39.220 I feel like you're a really, really talented.

02:21:40.800 Here's a Tim Hortons.

02:21:41.960 Oh, and I'll give you my Tim Hortons thing.

02:21:43.460 Thank you very much.

02:21:44.760 Two for one donut.

02:21:45.740 Thank you.

02:21:45.820 But where we are.

02:21:48.460 Yeah, I guess.

02:21:49.140 Yeah, I mean, look, everything's fine then.

02:21:51.440 Yeah, everything's fine.

02:21:52.540 Yeah, I think we're going to be okay.

02:21:53.600 Hey, this is the bottom line, everybody.

02:21:57.060 Everything's going to be fine.

02:21:58.620 Just, you know, hang out at home, and when you eat them chicken McNuggets, know that

02:22:02.800 two, you know, probably underprivileged children that were 10 years old made your nuggets. 0.99

02:22:09.980 So when you get to the center, and you see that it's pink, and you realize, oh, fuck, 0.99

02:22:14.700 you know, now I'm going to be shitting myself all night. 1.00

02:22:16.680 Yeah.

02:22:17.100 Just know it's not the kid's fault. 1.00

02:22:18.780 They don't know how to work the fucking fryer. 1.00

02:22:20.220 Get your own fucking fryer, and go out to Bohemian Grove, and make your own fucking, 1.00

02:22:25.900 make a fire, and boil some peanut oil, and make your own chicken nuggets. 1.00

02:22:30.300 Kick a chicken against a tree.

02:22:32.140 These are actors.

02:22:33.120 A lot of those guys are actors.

02:22:33.980 A lot of them are actors.

02:22:34.680 Oh, yeah.

02:22:35.060 There's a lot of, you want to talk about, you want to talk about, what is it, Spaceland

02:22:38.700 Pizza or whatever, without the basement, where the guy went in there and shot it up.

02:22:41.760 Oh, the guy came on a napkin for the kids.

02:22:44.040 Yep.

02:22:44.460 Came on a napkin with his glittery knees.

02:22:46.660 You're listening to Tchaikovsky and just coming as hard as you can out there.

02:22:50.540 Ugh.

02:22:51.180 There's nothing but forest out there at Bohemian Grove.

02:22:53.680 Ugh. 1.00

02:22:54.280 Come as loud as you want, you crazy old weird fucking pervert lady. 1.00

02:22:59.300 I love it. 1.00

02:23:00.340 We get her out there.

02:23:01.120 We all wear masks.

02:23:02.380 Yeah. 1.00

02:23:02.920 You know, fucking sex party style like Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, and no one knows who's 1.00

02:23:08.260 who. 0.99

02:23:09.020 And I just got my fist up in something.

02:23:11.240 God.

02:23:11.840 There's a little heat in there, and then I pull it out, and I hear, oh, and I'm like,

02:23:15.340 it's Mitch McConnell.

02:23:16.320 I know that's Mitch McConnell.

02:23:17.760 I've made him come several times at Bohemian Grove.

02:23:20.420 Yeah. 1.00

02:23:22.140 Nancy Pelosi wearing a strap-on fucking Mitch McConnell in the ass, and then just put, 1.00

02:23:27.740 wears his hole like a shoe, and he goes, oh. 1.00

02:23:29.520 I like that old-timey rock and roll.

02:23:32.260 I start playing in the background.

02:23:34.100 The kind of music just soothes the soul.

02:23:37.160 And it's actually Bob Seger.

02:23:38.520 I reminisce about the days of old when you could make shitty jokes on MADtv. 0.82

02:23:44.620 Oh, my God. 0.96

02:23:47.180 God, boy. 0.99

02:23:48.000 Free cum for everybody. 0.98

02:23:49.420 That's what they're doing. 0.88

02:23:50.860 You know what I think is interesting, though, Will?

02:23:52.760 I think, in the end, I think we all end up back in the Native American style. 1.00

02:23:57.800 I think that something happens with society.

02:24:00.100 I think it falls at some point.

02:24:02.080 It has to.

02:24:02.720 It doesn't hold up.

02:24:03.540 And I think we all end up back in small tribes trying our best to take care of each other

02:24:08.600 and begging for the information of the nations, you know, the original nations people.

02:24:17.980 I think, anyway, who knows?

02:24:19.340 I don't know.

02:24:20.220 The Earth has a way of making itself new, whether or not we're here.

02:24:24.380 And it's like Ed Norton said in Fight Club, in the future I see, you will be climbing the 0.99

02:24:30.880 wrist-thick kudzu vines up the Sears Tower because all this shit will be turned off. 0.99

02:24:37.280 AI won't be any fucking worry. 1.00

02:24:38.800 And it will be tribes. 0.99

02:24:40.700 Have you watched Chimp Empire? 1.00

02:24:42.460 Not yet.

02:24:43.200 Watch Chimp Empire on Netflix. 0.99

02:24:45.520 That's where we're going.

02:24:46.680 Yeah.

02:24:47.860 They're, of course, you know, they're chimps. 0.73

02:24:49.540 They're 99%.

02:24:50.340 They share 99% of our DNA. 1.00

02:24:52.700 And I learned a lot of stuff about fucking chimps. 1.00

02:24:56.160 And I agree with you. 1.00

02:24:58.020 They're tribal. 0.85

02:24:59.300 And I feel like, and they just want to take care of their own. 0.99

02:25:02.440 And every once in a while, they kill someone from the other fucking tribe to show like, 0.99

02:25:05.980 hey, our alpha is better than yours. 1.00

02:25:08.540 But I agree.

02:25:10.100 And speaking as a Canadian, I would love nothing more than to, you know, than to, you know, 0.99

02:25:16.200 eat fucking raw salmon. 0.99

02:25:18.200 Oh, yeah. 1.00

02:25:18.500 That's been, again, prepared by any of the guys at the sushi place that are searing the 0.99

02:25:22.840 top with a fucking, with a, with a, a freshly used AK-47. 0.99

02:25:27.500 Yeah. 1.00

02:25:28.260 Well, and that's, by the way.

02:25:29.540 A lot of times they're doing, they're like painting their eyes like that on the edge of

02:25:32.980 Mexican guys to make them even look Asian in a lot of like Japanese restaurants.

02:25:36.860 That's what's crazy to me.

02:25:38.960 You seen this, Zach?

02:25:41.100 Bring it up.

02:25:41.980 Wait, that's a thing?

02:25:43.340 Japanese-ing out Mexican guys. 0.98

02:25:45.860 Are you wearing tights?

02:25:47.460 I'm wearing these shorts and now I got the same, I don't know if you can tell, but I'm,

02:25:51.380 I'm, yeah, we got, I'm moistening your chair again.

02:25:54.160 I like that. 0.99

02:25:55.020 I got glittery knees and, and fucking wet thighs right now. 0.99

02:25:59.080 It's that time of year, man. 0.99

02:26:00.480 Yeah.

02:26:00.880 We'll wrap up soon.

02:26:01.800 What happened here, Zach?

02:26:02.900 Are you seeing any of this?

02:26:04.440 Uh, no, I'm not, I'm not finding any.

02:26:06.440 Mexican man, Chinese restaurant.

02:26:07.800 That's not what you should look up then.

02:26:09.160 What should I look up?

02:26:10.540 Uh, Mexican-ing Chinese people. 1.00

02:26:18.300 Are you looking on images, man?

02:26:19.840 Um, Mexico's Chinese communities are seeing reverse migration.

02:26:26.140 Mm, that's not it.

02:26:28.440 Go to SushiDan.com.

02:26:30.140 They got a few of those guys working there.

02:26:31.420 I'm joking, of course.

02:26:32.500 Oh.

02:26:32.700 Well, people know what we mean.

02:26:35.620 Um, Will Sasso, ladies and gentlemen, you can check him out on the Dudesy pod.

02:26:41.560 Um, I think we talked about a lot of stuff, huh?

02:26:43.820 Yeah, dude.

02:26:44.560 Yeah.

02:26:44.780 This was awesome, man.

02:26:46.640 Man, thank you so much for coming in.

02:26:48.380 It was a pleasure.

02:26:49.400 And, uh, yeah, good luck with AI, man.

02:26:51.640 Just be careful.

02:26:52.460 I will.

02:26:52.980 Now, I'm just floating on the breeze.

02:26:57.700 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

02:27:00.660 I must be cornerstone.

02:27:03.740 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

02:27:11.300 And I can feel it in my bones But it's gonna take a little time

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - May 16, 2023

E444 Will Sasso

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