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00:02:31.960 Hey guys, I'm in the West Village of New York City today.

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00:03:15.600 Today's guest is a podcaster and a personality at Barstool Sports.

00:03:20.240 And a personality just as a human.

00:03:24.060 And we're going to hopefully learn more about that today.

00:03:27.280 She's a member of the BFFs podcast with Josh Richards and Dave Portnoy.

00:03:33.160 She has her own podcast as well, Plan Brie Uncut.

00:03:37.080 Today's guest is Brianna Chicken Fry.

00:03:40.540 Shine that light on me

00:03:44.500 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:03:50.420 Shine on me

00:03:55.200 And I will find a song

00:03:59.400 I've been singing

00:04:00.580 I'm going to step

00:04:01.440 And now I've been moving

00:04:09.040 Welcome to the podcast.

00:04:12.020 Thank you.

00:04:13.120 Yo, Vaughn.

00:04:13.780 You just let anybody on the pod now?

00:04:17.700 Is that what we're doing?

00:04:18.580 I guess that's...

00:04:19.420 I guess we do.

00:04:21.120 I guess.

00:04:21.600 You and I have never met.

00:04:22.800 No, we haven't.

00:04:23.560 Yeah, it's interesting, kind of.

00:04:24.780 I know.

00:04:25.700 Because I know you through...

00:04:26.680 I know you through Caleb, CP.

00:04:28.380 Yeah.

00:04:28.880 Yeah.

00:04:29.280 He's a good guy.

00:04:30.220 He's very mischievous, that guy, I feel like, sometimes.

00:04:33.980 You know, I feel like sometimes he's...

00:04:36.380 You know, he's kind of a...

00:04:38.460 He's a slippery guy, kind of, you know?

00:04:40.700 Up to no good, you think?

00:04:41.880 Well, he's just really sleek.

00:04:43.460 I think he's very smart.

00:04:45.520 Mm-hmm.

00:04:46.240 Some people are too smart for their own good.

00:04:48.340 We call him...

00:04:49.220 We call him the king of the tards 1.00

00:04:50.640 because he assembles... 0.94

00:04:52.420 Like, he assembles a crazy crew.

00:04:53.980 Yeah.

00:04:54.380 And then he's just the king and everybody worships him.

00:04:56.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:56.960 I'm part of it.

00:04:57.820 I'm one of the tards.

00:04:59.100 Oh, you're in, huh?

00:04:59.720 Yeah, I'm in. 1.00

00:05:00.780 You're retarded? 1.00

00:05:01.720 Yeah, a little bit. 0.99

00:05:02.620 Yeah, that's good.

00:05:03.560 Uh-huh.

00:05:03.640 Uh-huh.

00:05:04.180 Do we have...

00:05:05.680 I feel like I'm on one of those rides.

00:05:08.700 At Disney or Universal?

00:05:09.580 Yeah, that's where they put you in. 0.97

00:05:10.920 No, not Disney or Universal, like at a shitty fairground. 0.87

00:05:13.780 Oh, okay.

00:05:14.820 Yeah, we never met each other before.

00:05:16.400 No, never.

00:05:17.140 Yeah.

00:05:17.420 I went to your show, though.

00:05:18.460 Yeah, you went to the show the other night.

00:05:19.420 Did you have a good time?

00:05:22.420 It was crazy.

00:05:22.840 It was long.

00:05:23.620 You're more animated than I thought you would be.

00:05:25.780 Oh, yeah? 0.97

00:05:26.460 Yeah, like you were doing all these moves and shit. 0.82

00:05:28.740 I was like, wait, what? 0.90

00:05:30.580 Yeah, I have, yeah.

00:05:32.420 I'm in, yeah.

00:05:33.000 Got legs, yeah.

00:05:33.740 Well, I have, yeah, I have ligaments.

00:05:35.060 I have all of it.

00:05:35.640 I got, you know, or I'm going to, I guess, yeah, people maybe think you would be still

00:05:40.040 or something.

00:05:40.660 Yeah, I don't know.

00:05:41.300 You were just more animated than I thought.

00:05:42.960 Yeah.

00:05:43.220 You were doing all these faces.

00:05:44.700 Really?

00:05:45.060 Like when you were laying on the chair.

00:05:47.680 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:05:48.280 It's like, damn, he's animated. 0.98

00:05:49.960 Yeah, well, I think you have to keep people's attention, too, you know? 0.99

00:05:52.500 Yeah.

00:05:52.920 And you're just one thing, and you have to tell a story with just your body.

00:05:55.980 Like, you only have so much, like, you know, you have to, I think, people's attention spans,

00:06:01.700 I think, seem short, so you want to keep them engaged.

00:06:03.960 Yeah, you were keeping me engaged.

00:06:05.680 Oh, good.

00:06:06.040 It was good, yeah.

00:06:06.740 I'm glad you guys had fun.

00:06:07.540 Have you been to a comedy show before?

00:06:08.920 Yeah, I love stand-up.

00:06:10.100 I love going to, I usually just go to, like, open mics, though.

00:06:13.020 So that was my first, like, real big show.

00:06:15.820 Oh, okay.

00:06:16.380 Yeah, it was good.

00:06:17.600 Oh, yeah, because, yeah, so I see you on TikTok.

00:06:19.440 I see you on Instagram.

00:06:20.520 I see, like, and I just.

00:06:22.180 Why am I here?

00:06:22.700 Why am I here?

00:06:23.880 Because I just want, I feel like, here's why.

00:06:26.440 Okay.

00:06:27.120 So whenever Dave came on the show, he said, he's like, oh, we have a lot of young, we

00:06:33.700 make a lot of stars over at, those weren't his exact words.

00:06:36.900 But I was like, you guys, you have a good eye for talent.

00:06:38.880 Yeah.

00:06:39.340 So we're talking about, oh, Dave, you got a good eye for talent.

00:06:41.760 And he's like, yeah, we have some great talent right now.

00:06:45.300 And he named a couple of people, but he named you.

00:06:47.220 And so I was like, oh, interesting.

00:06:49.760 So I just trust his eye for talent, you know?

00:06:53.260 You trust Dave?

00:06:55.220 Yeah, I think so.

00:06:56.340 You think so?

00:06:57.120 Well, yeah, he's found a lot of good people.

00:06:59.420 Yeah.

00:06:59.500 You had Glennie Balls on.

00:07:00.640 Yeah.

00:07:00.820 He found Glennie Balls.

00:07:01.940 Yeah.

00:07:02.120 Found Caleb.

00:07:03.060 Yeah.

00:07:03.320 Found me.

00:07:03.740 I don't know what I'm really doing.

00:07:05.740 They always say I'm doing so well, but I don't really see that.

00:07:09.260 Yeah, I guess maybe that's what I wanted.

00:07:10.480 I was like, who is this gal?

00:07:12.100 And then like, yeah, what is her?

00:07:14.440 What does she do? 1.00

00:07:15.280 I know she's like, you know, I see you just on the internet.

00:07:18.280 So I know she's like an attractive girl. 0.81

00:07:20.340 I know that she, you know, likes to drink or do drugs or whatever, you know, or, and

00:07:27.160 you're from Massachusetts, right?

00:07:28.940 I'm from Boston.

00:07:29.560 Yeah.

00:07:30.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:30.440 So you could probably drink through your vagina. 1.00

00:07:32.280 I mean, I don't know if some girls there can really. 1.00

00:07:34.360 They can do it.

00:07:35.120 Yeah.

00:07:35.320 They'll find, they'll get a beer down or they'll get a beer up.

00:07:37.800 Yeah.

00:07:38.060 It's kind of crazy.

00:07:38.700 I can get it up.

00:07:39.020 I can get it up, but no, everyone thinks I do a bunch of drugs.

00:07:42.500 I went, I did the Nelk podcast the other day and they sit me down.

00:07:46.080 They're just like, how much drugs do you do?

00:07:47.520 How much cocaine do you do?

00:07:48.480 I don't do drugs.

00:07:49.480 Oh, really?

00:07:50.100 I do.

00:07:50.340 Well, I do shrooms.

00:07:51.280 I guess I don't do the hard drugs.

00:07:52.900 Okay.

00:07:53.360 Yeah.

00:07:53.740 I think I'm like a big, everyone thinks I'm a big coke head because my thing is sleep 0.91

00:07:57.040 when you're dead. 0.78

00:07:58.040 So that's fair. 0.84

00:07:58.980 Yeah.

00:07:59.100 That's a cocaine slogan.

00:08:00.260 I know, but it's not, I don't do cocaine.

00:08:02.380 I got a lot of more people in my family do drugs than don't do drugs.

00:08:07.440 Okay.

00:08:07.980 Yeah.

00:08:08.220 I believe that.

00:08:09.020 Yeah.

00:08:09.280 So I got a crazy family.

00:08:10.900 Really?

00:08:11.440 And so now when you say that, um, that you don't do drugs, are you onto the influx?

00:08:17.060 Do you have any drugs in your system right now?

00:08:18.400 You think Adderall?

00:08:20.260 Okay.

00:08:20.820 Yeah.

00:08:21.540 How much you think if you had to guess?

00:08:24.060 Vyvanse, 60 milligrams.

00:08:26.660 That seems like a lot.

00:08:27.940 It is kind of a lot.

00:08:28.960 It is.

00:08:29.340 I haven't taken it in a while, but I have a long day. 0.98

00:08:31.400 So I might have a heart attack or like shit myself a little bit. 0.99

00:08:34.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:08:34.700 Yeah.

00:08:34.900 Sometimes the Vyvanse is hard.

00:08:36.760 I can't really turn my neck when I'm on it. 1.00

00:08:38.320 That shit gets me real tight. 0.99

00:08:39.640 I start biting my cheeks and stuff. 1.00

00:08:41.060 I guess it's kind of worse than cocaine.

00:08:42.320 I opened it up because I was like, maybe I'll just take half and it's just cocaine in there.

00:08:45.740 Oh, it is?

00:08:46.300 Yeah.

00:08:46.500 It's all white powder.

00:08:48.580 It's crazy.

00:08:49.620 It's kind of scary.

00:08:50.340 Yeah.

00:08:51.060 Yeah.

00:08:51.460 Anytime you get something from like a CVS, but it's a powder, it's like, that's kind of

00:08:56.600 a dicey.

00:08:56.920 It's kind of scary.

00:08:57.800 Yeah.

00:08:57.940 It is a little spooky.

00:08:58.760 I poured half in and it's just chemicals.

00:09:01.500 Yeah?

00:09:01.840 Yeah.

00:09:02.020 Oh, yeah. 0.95

00:09:02.540 It's fucking kind of good though. 0.94

00:09:03.600 Yeah. 0.98

00:09:03.900 It wasn't bad.

00:09:04.620 Yeah.

00:09:04.760 Oh, dude.

00:09:05.440 I remember I found the pill on the gym mat one time and I just slurped it up.

00:09:10.500 What was it?

00:09:11.040 I don't know.

00:09:11.980 Well, how'd you feel?

00:09:13.460 Could have been, could have been for like erectile dysfunction.

00:09:18.200 Could have been a dexatrim.

00:09:19.500 Okay.

00:09:20.440 But it was good?

00:09:22.440 It was pretty good.

00:09:23.440 I thought, you know, I felt, yeah, it was like, all right, let's see what God wants to

00:09:27.740 do kind of thing.

00:09:28.360 You know, somebody had fallen out of somebody's pocket at the gym.

00:09:30.560 Did you stay at the gym longer than you thought?

00:09:32.920 I don't remember what happened, man.

00:09:34.500 I mean, it was probably about seven years ago, but so it's been quite a ride since.

00:09:37.840 And I don't think it's still in my system.

00:09:39.020 I don't know what the half life of like something like that is, you know?

00:09:41.200 Yeah, no, it's probably only six.

00:09:43.180 So you are from then.

00:09:44.760 So yeah, I guess I just, we just want to get to know you.

00:09:47.400 So.

00:09:47.620 Okay, let's do it.

00:09:48.640 You.

00:09:50.400 Yeah.

00:09:50.760 And we want to see like, where are you going?

00:09:52.740 You know, what's going on with this lady? 1.00

00:09:54.760 You know?

00:09:55.460 Okay.

00:09:55.820 Where am I up to?

00:09:56.760 Yeah.

00:09:57.000 Or just like, yeah, what is, does this lady have a real plan? 1.00

00:10:00.160 Is this lady just kind of living willy nilly, you know, like what's some of the goal 0.99

00:10:03.740 here, I think.

00:10:04.540 Okay.

00:10:05.320 So how does it start?

00:10:06.880 Like, when are you a child?

00:10:08.840 When am I a child?

00:10:09.700 I was a child when I was a child.

00:10:11.360 Yeah.

00:10:11.580 So I was just like a small child.

00:10:13.180 Oh, God.

00:10:13.800 And the first.

00:10:14.380 Were you born big or not?

00:10:16.340 My mom was pregnant for 10 months. 0.98

00:10:18.760 Wow.

00:10:19.080 So I was born a month late.

00:10:21.420 I was big.

00:10:21.880 I was like 31 inches, nine pounds.

00:10:24.640 Oh, my God.

00:10:25.720 Really?

00:10:26.300 Yeah.

00:10:26.780 That's real.

00:10:27.240 Dude, I bet they had you fallen into like a fisherman's net.

00:10:30.100 Yeah.

00:10:30.240 That seems like really big.

00:10:31.420 She was real tiny.

00:10:32.180 They had to do an emergency C-section.

00:10:33.700 I couldn't fit through the canal.

00:10:34.980 Oh, really?

00:10:36.020 Yeah.

00:10:36.340 Yeah, it was crazy.

00:10:36.900 So almost like breaking out of a prison cell.

00:10:39.300 Yeah, I was breaking out of a prison cell.

00:10:40.760 My parents got, my parents should have never got married.

00:10:43.140 So they got married when my mom was 10 months pregnant at like a random gazebo, a gazebo

00:10:48.400 in Florida.

00:10:49.160 Oh, yeah.

00:10:49.460 They'll build those anywhere.

00:10:50.540 Anywhere.

00:10:50.940 And she had a red dress on.

00:10:53.920 And they got married.

00:10:55.000 And then we came back.

00:10:56.120 I was born.

00:10:57.600 And my family's kind of crazy.

00:10:59.480 I have four.

00:11:00.280 I have four siblings.

00:11:01.800 So my oldest sister, she's 40. 1.00

00:11:04.100 So there's a big age gap.

00:11:05.360 Okay.

00:11:05.780 So she's a blackfisher. 0.85

00:11:07.620 Do you know what a blackfishing is?

00:11:09.500 Is that the thing that, oh, yeah.

00:11:12.060 I think it's like, it's not the thing for SeaWorld.

00:11:14.800 It's not the, they're not like the people killing the.

00:11:17.640 No, that's worse, I think.

00:11:20.800 It's, she wants, so she, she gets level four spray tans. 1.00

00:11:25.040 So I, for reference, I get level one spray tan and she'll go in, she'll get level four.

00:11:28.740 Wow.

00:11:29.100 And she gets box braids, but she's white. 0.86

00:11:31.780 She drives a Chrysler 300. 0.98

00:11:33.800 She hangs out with all black fishers. 0.95

00:11:36.180 Yeah. 0.91

00:11:36.420 And she, she, she just got out of prison. 0.86

00:11:38.540 She's doing well now, but that's the oldest sister.

00:11:40.860 So that was like my, that was my role model growing up. 0.99

00:11:44.100 Damn. 0.99

00:11:44.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:44.980 She was crazy. 0.90

00:11:45.820 She was? 0.97

00:11:46.400 Yeah.

00:11:46.800 And she dated a lot of brothers?

00:11:48.000 Wait, you want to see her?

00:11:48.460 Yeah, I want to see her.

00:11:49.660 I want to see if you think she would be black. 0.98

00:11:51.880 Yeah, she, no, she, she doesn't. 0.94

00:11:53.200 She only dates white guys.

00:11:54.760 Huh.

00:11:55.160 Yeah.

00:11:55.380 It's a crazy thing.

00:11:56.060 And she hangs out with all, I thought she was hanging out with all black people, but 0.98

00:11:58.760 then I realized they were all black fishers. 0.95

00:12:00.500 And what is black fishers you mean? 0.99

00:12:02.440 Like black, they're black fishing. 0.99

00:12:04.040 So you could, this is what you get canceled for nowadays. 0.77

00:12:05.900 If you get too dark, like spray tans or if you wear box braids, which is my sister.

00:12:10.180 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:12:11.040 Like people that do the chocolate body, like the bar, um, weightlifting.

00:12:14.180 Yeah.

00:12:14.680 That's her. 0.88

00:12:16.180 Whoa.

00:12:16.780 Whoa.

00:12:17.560 Whoa.

00:12:17.960 Let me see.

00:12:18.360 That's a real picture of her.

00:12:19.140 That's a real picture of her.

00:12:20.100 That's her Facebook.

00:12:20.880 That's her Facebook profile picture.

00:12:22.720 She's a white girl. 1.00

00:12:24.120 God, she's beautiful.

00:12:25.500 Huh?

00:12:25.820 Yeah.

00:12:26.060 So that's the oldest sister.

00:12:28.920 She's black fishing. 0.95

00:12:31.100 Wow. 0.99

00:12:31.520 And so that's like fishing for black people. 0.99

00:12:33.540 Like you're trying to catch them or something. 0.98

00:12:34.900 Like, is it like, yeah, but she's never kept, but she's only dating white guys.

00:12:38.280 So I don't know what she's trying to catch.

00:12:39.740 Yeah.

00:12:40.060 That's interesting.

00:12:40.840 I never, like, we had a lot of like, when I was growing up, they just called them kind

00:12:44.540 of wiggas, you know?

00:12:45.500 It's like, we had like a lot of wiggas back in the day.

00:12:47.700 And it was like, you know, you'd see like, it was a lot of first gingers were doing it,

00:12:52.140 you know?

00:12:52.560 Yeah.

00:12:52.780 Cause I think they were so white that it almost is like a, like it's, everything's 1.00

00:12:58.200 a spectrum. 0.82

00:12:58.540 So I think if you get so white, you're almost back around to being black. 0.97

00:13:03.520 And then sometimes you would see the black guy that's white.

00:13:05.800 You ever see that guy?

00:13:06.620 Oh yeah.

00:13:07.560 Logic.

00:13:08.600 Yeah.

00:13:08.960 But I'm not talking like a lot, like just, you know, I'm talking about the guy who like

00:13:12.880 the guy that looks like, you know, when you go see the tigers and they have that white

00:13:16.900 tiger and you're like, Oh wow.

00:13:18.580 Yeah.

00:13:18.920 Like sometimes there's the black guy that has, that's complete. 1.00

00:13:22.160 That's, but that's white, you know? 0.89

00:13:23.900 You know what I'm talking about?

00:13:24.640 Yeah.

00:13:25.000 It's like, uh, somebody trapped in a, um, yeah, it's like, uh, I don't know what you

00:13:31.480 would call it. 0.61

00:13:32.940 He's a black guy with white skin.

00:13:34.660 He looks complete.

00:13:35.400 It's almost like they took a black guy and they put painted him white, painted him

00:13:38.960 white.

00:13:39.560 I've seen a couple of those.

00:13:40.840 Yeah.

00:13:41.240 Yeah.

00:13:41.560 It's crazy.

00:13:42.060 Right.

00:13:42.260 So it's like a little, yeah, it's like, um, it's almost like something that God got

00:13:46.360 a, like somebody for Christmas or something like God's like, I'm going to make something

00:13:49.100 real special for somebody.

00:13:50.320 Yeah.

00:13:50.440 It's like a unicorn.

00:13:51.380 Yeah.

00:13:51.500 And he made that.

00:13:52.160 Yeah.

00:13:53.020 So anyway, so yeah, that's what we're talking about your sister, right?

00:13:56.040 Oh yeah. 0.85

00:13:56.460 I'm a family, crazy family. 0.72

00:13:57.880 That's my, okay.

00:13:58.480 So you've got a sister that's really out there.

00:14:00.100 Yeah.

00:14:00.580 Yeah.

00:14:00.880 I got it.

00:14:01.220 I got, they're all out there.

00:14:02.560 I have one good sister.

00:14:03.920 I have another sister.

00:14:05.020 They're all good or they're not good.

00:14:06.560 No, I have one good sister.

00:14:08.280 And then I got two.

00:14:09.280 So we have the black fissure and then we have the, the next one in age. 0.95

00:14:14.940 She's crazy. 0.60

00:14:15.720 She got gastric bypass surgery. 0.99

00:14:17.620 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:14:18.280 And it fucked her up. 0.99

00:14:19.320 Ooh. 0.99

00:14:19.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:20.260 Fucked her up pretty bad. 1.00

00:14:21.700 She's insane. 1.00

00:14:22.180 She drives a Vespa and she's, she's a lesbian. 1.00

00:14:25.640 She's crazy. 1.00

00:14:26.380 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:14:27.040 Yeah.

00:14:27.260 She wears sunglasses all day, all day. 0.98

00:14:29.740 She's insane. 0.98

00:14:30.280 But that one, that one she's, she means well, but she's, um, she's not doing well now.

00:14:34.960 Okay.

00:14:35.300 Yeah.

00:14:35.560 And then we got my good sister and then I found out I had a brother when I was 12.

00:14:39.320 No way.

00:14:40.280 And what'd they do?

00:14:41.020 They just like pulled a curtain back and they're like, here he is.

00:14:43.120 He showed up.

00:14:43.860 It was crazy.

00:14:44.840 Yeah.

00:14:45.040 The black fissure, they met on Facebook.

00:14:47.600 They met on Facebook.

00:14:48.220 Her and the brother?

00:14:48.520 Yeah.

00:14:48.820 Cause my dad, my dad put the brother up for adoption when he was like 15 or something.

00:14:52.720 So the black fissure found this brother and brought him to Thanksgiving when I was 12. 0.87

00:14:57.940 Oh.

00:14:58.640 Yeah.

00:14:58.940 And he looked just like my dad.

00:15:00.340 No.

00:15:00.740 And they were like the same age pretty much. 1.00

00:15:02.660 Damn. 0.99

00:15:03.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:03.920 Wow.

00:15:04.120 So that's interesting.

00:15:05.080 So a lot, was it, was it chaotic or was it fun?

00:15:07.220 What was it like?

00:15:07.760 Was it pretty cool?

00:15:08.360 It was pretty cool.

00:15:09.320 Yeah.

00:15:09.580 Yeah.

00:15:09.780 It was pretty cool.

00:15:10.340 But I kind of freaked out.

00:15:11.680 And y'all were living in Boston?

00:15:12.940 Yeah.

00:15:13.340 Living in Boston at the time.

00:15:14.340 And what town is y'all were living in?

00:15:15.840 South Boston.

00:15:17.060 Okay.

00:15:17.720 Mm-hmm.

00:15:18.180 So South Boston is like, what's it like over there?

00:15:20.540 It's like, it's like, it's like all the people, South Boston used to be all the people that

00:15:26.700 lived in the projects and then they moved like a couple streets over.

00:15:29.560 Okay.

00:15:29.820 And we're like, we're doing good.

00:15:30.900 And is it whites? 0.53

00:15:31.820 Is it brothers?

00:15:32.500 What is it?

00:15:33.440 It was pretty white.

00:15:34.300 Okay.

00:15:34.920 Yeah.

00:15:35.140 It was pretty white town.

00:15:36.020 But then I moved out when I was 12.

00:15:37.160 So I have like a split life.

00:15:38.260 Okay.

00:15:38.820 Mm-hmm.

00:15:39.440 Because my dad finally got a job.

00:15:41.060 Oh, he did?

00:15:41.640 Yeah.

00:15:41.960 Nice.

00:15:42.200 Where do you work at?

00:15:42.960 He's a mechanic.

00:15:43.820 Oh, he is?

00:15:44.320 Yeah.

00:15:44.740 Oh, yeah.

00:15:45.140 My sister used to be married to a mechanic. 1.00

00:15:46.820 Really?

00:15:47.320 Yeah.

00:15:47.780 And my mom, I think, almost dated a mechanic one time, but I don't know if she did or not,

00:15:51.360 but we would always, she would always go there and take the car in and we'd have to

00:15:54.520 sit in there.

00:15:55.340 Sit in the car?

00:15:57.180 No, we wouldn't sit.

00:15:57.980 We would sit outside of the car, but I don't know if he was really fixed in it or if they

00:16:00.580 were just kind of chatting with each other.

00:16:02.200 They're always chatting.

00:16:03.240 Yeah.

00:16:03.620 Yeah.

00:16:04.660 Was your dad like a runaround guy?

00:16:06.160 Did he have a lot of girlfriends or not?

00:16:08.580 Yeah.

00:16:09.000 Well, he was, he was like a raging alcoholic and then I was born and my mom was like ultimatum. 0.76

00:16:13.900 Oh, really?

00:16:14.700 Her or drinking. 1.00

00:16:16.240 And then he stopped, but he did some other shit and then he became a mechanic. 1.00

00:16:19.620 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:16:20.160 Yeah.

00:16:20.660 Yeah.

00:16:21.160 He's still a mechanic.

00:16:22.120 A lot of people that quit doing drugs, they end up, I feel like they get into like mechanic

00:16:26.060 and.

00:16:26.580 Yeah.

00:16:28.060 Okay, cool.

00:16:28.740 So you're in Boston.

00:16:29.700 That's what you're doing, right?

00:16:31.060 And where did you graduate from, from high school?

00:16:34.120 Yeah.

00:16:34.700 Okay.

00:16:34.900 Yeah.

00:16:35.160 I graduated from high school.

00:16:36.380 And what happened before that?

00:16:37.620 Like, when did you get like, like, when did you start dating or whatever?

00:16:43.380 Like, when were you, when does that happen?

00:16:45.960 Like in.

00:16:47.280 I'm a bad, I'm a bad dater.

00:16:50.320 I didn't start dating until I was like a senior, a senior in high school.

00:16:53.940 Really?

00:16:54.400 Why not? 0.80

00:16:55.780 I was molested by a lot, like three separate, three separate lesbians when I was younger.

00:17:01.600 And that's why I can't, my second sister just, well, I shouldn't say her name, but

00:17:05.680 my second sister, she's a lesbian. 1.00

00:17:07.520 I was terrified of her.

00:17:08.940 My neighbor, Olivia, two of the girls.

00:17:11.580 So I would spend all my summers in the trailer park because that's what my dad would just

00:17:15.140 drop me off.

00:17:15.640 And then he'd go be a mechanic and my mom was working.

00:17:17.420 And there was a two, two separate lesbians at the trailer park. 1.00

00:17:22.380 And what do you think about it?

00:17:24.360 And I'm sorry to hear that.

00:17:25.540 No, it's fine.

00:17:26.080 It's fine.

00:17:26.320 I think I'm better.

00:17:27.000 But one night stand scare me.

00:17:28.780 I can't have a one night stand because it's bringing me back.

00:17:30.660 Like it's a one time thing.

00:17:32.340 Oh, it's a one time thing. 0.98

00:17:34.360 And the lesbians did that. 1.00

00:17:35.820 Huh? 0.98

00:17:36.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:36.360 I guess they're pedophiles or lesbians, but yeah. 1.00

00:17:39.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:39.880 Yeah. 0.96

00:17:40.240 Lesbians don't get as much pet. 1.00

00:17:41.580 They don't get it like that pet. 0.99

00:17:42.840 They don't get called a pedophile that much.

00:17:45.120 No, no.

00:17:45.960 Yeah. 0.53

00:17:46.100 They just got called lesbians. 1.00

00:17:47.680 So when do you get like your first brassiere or whatever?

00:17:50.140 Like do they, and how do you even get that?

00:17:52.620 Do they like mail it to you or something?

00:17:53.800 Like, how do you even get like.

00:17:55.880 You got, I stole my first one.

00:17:57.960 Really?

00:17:58.540 Yeah.

00:17:59.200 I stole my first one.

00:18:00.000 I was scared.

00:18:01.040 So I don't have a good relationship with my mom.

00:18:02.640 So I'm going to be like, mom, let's go get a bra.

00:18:04.580 Yeah.

00:18:05.100 I was like, Talia, my best friend.

00:18:06.560 Let's go to the mall.

00:18:07.200 Let's steal bras. 1.00

00:18:08.420 Yeah.

00:18:08.800 Yeah.

00:18:09.100 We stole thongs.

00:18:10.100 We stole bras.

00:18:11.060 I didn't need one though.

00:18:11.880 I still didn't.

00:18:12.380 I got a boob job, so I didn't ever need one.

00:18:14.380 Yeah.

00:18:15.160 Were you just very more lean chested kind of?

00:18:17.600 Yeah.

00:18:18.200 Yeah.

00:18:18.480 Yeah.

00:18:18.880 It was lean.

00:18:19.660 There was nothing there. 1.00

00:18:21.240 Damn, buddy. 1.00

00:18:22.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:22.560 Yeah.

00:18:23.220 Buddy.

00:18:23.680 That's what everyone called me.

00:18:24.740 Oh, it is?

00:18:25.360 Yeah.

00:18:25.960 It was buddy. 1.00

00:18:27.480 Like, damn, little brother. 1.00

00:18:29.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:29.300 Little brother. 1.00

00:18:30.360 It's like, fuck. 1.00

00:18:31.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:32.080 I always, I guess I never, I never wondered that, but I guess I was just thinking about

00:18:34.800 that.

00:18:34.980 Yeah.

00:18:35.120 Like, do you, how do you get a bra if you're a girl? 1.00

00:18:37.060 Like, you know, it's like the government like mail you like your first bra or is it like.

00:18:41.160 They give you this book, actually in fifth grade, they give all these girls a book and

00:18:44.920 it like shows you all the different size of nipples and all the different size of boobs. 1.00

00:18:48.840 And then it shows you where you can go. 0.96

00:18:50.040 Yeah.

00:18:50.360 It's the best book ever.

00:18:51.720 Wow.

00:18:52.040 It was cool.

00:18:52.820 Yeah.

00:18:53.680 Teaches you about like periods and stuff.

00:18:56.420 It does everything?

00:18:57.280 Everything.

00:18:57.960 And who gives it to you?

00:18:59.500 A parent gives it to the child, I'm sure.

00:19:01.220 No, it was, it was always the, it was the nurse.

00:19:04.240 Oh, at school?

00:19:04.940 Yeah.

00:19:05.340 It was at school.

00:19:06.120 Yeah.

00:19:06.460 It wasn't a parent thing.

00:19:08.080 I'm trying to think of what happened at our school.

00:19:09.600 We came in and they had like a man in there.

00:19:14.160 They would always get like the most trustworthy man at school and like five or six kids and

00:19:19.020 everybody knew his wife, you know?

00:19:21.900 And I remember we came in and this time he had on sunglasses and he was, it was like his

00:19:26.440 first time teaching sex ed.

00:19:27.860 And I think he was so embarrassed.

00:19:29.200 He like didn't want to be seen doing it or something, but we know it's him, right?

00:19:32.720 Cause he's taught us other classes and stuff.

00:19:34.520 Yeah.

00:19:35.180 Yeah.

00:19:35.440 We've seen him and he was up there just like pointing at all the stuff and everything. 1.00

00:19:40.100 And, uh, people are losing their fucking minds, you know, like kids like jerking off in the 1.00

00:19:45.560 corner. 1.00

00:19:45.840 Like there's people like, wait, did you have a jerker?

00:19:49.100 Did you have a jerker? 0.99

00:19:50.020 Like, did you ever see the kid jerk off in class? 0.99

00:19:53.100 Let me think. 0.99

00:19:53.880 Oh yeah.

00:19:54.440 Yeah.

00:19:54.600 Yeah. 0.83

00:19:54.680 We had this one class where people would, it was like the thing to kind of jerk off in 0.98

00:19:58.860 your book. 0.99

00:19:59.660 Oh wow.

00:20:00.340 What class was that?

00:20:04.420 Uh, I don't know.

00:20:05.740 Health class maybe?

00:20:06.540 No, I think it was just class class.

00:20:09.100 Was it any class?

00:20:09.820 Yeah.

00:20:10.120 It was like one of those classes.

00:20:11.360 You're like, oh, what is this class about?

00:20:13.500 Like three quarters of the way through the class.

00:20:15.000 You're like, what is this class about?

00:20:16.280 You're all horny. 1.00

00:20:17.260 Yeah.

00:20:17.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:17.960 Just jerking off into the books. 0.91

00:20:19.380 Well, I remember people would, they had a book and people would try, like the goal I 0.85

00:20:23.100 think was by the end of the year to have somebody like the conglomerate of youth in

00:20:27.080 the group to have jerked off in every page, like to completely like turn the book into 0.98

00:20:31.300 like a xylophone, you know, like an accordion, like by the end you could fucking, you play 0.99

00:20:38.140 it, you could hire a fat Italian guy to fucking, you know, make it a beautiful mother's day 1.00

00:20:43.640 for your mother. 1.00

00:20:44.400 So, um, but yeah, I remember that thing got passed around and it's still, it started

00:20:48.660 to look like, like kind of like a, Oh yeah, dude.

00:20:52.120 I definitely did a good job on that deal.

00:20:54.260 Everybody did.

00:20:55.120 It was almost kind of cool at the end of the year.

00:20:56.360 It was almost like having somebody sign your yearbook, but it was all men. 0.91

00:20:59.980 Okay.

00:21:00.800 That was kind of the sad part, you know, and you couldn't even fit it in your book bag

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00:21:04.360 It was like, Oh dude, it was gross.

00:21:07.240 Yeah.

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00:23:36.820 Oh, dude.

00:23:38.060 It was gross.

00:23:39.320 Yeah, that's gross, man.

00:23:41.340 But yeah, so yeah. 0.67

00:23:42.200 So you go into sex ed and then what happened?

00:23:44.920 Then they just show you the video of someone giving birth.

00:23:47.880 Oh.

00:23:48.780 Immediately.

00:23:49.540 Oh, really?

00:23:50.620 Yeah.

00:23:51.780 Immediately.

00:23:52.480 It was just a full on birth.

00:23:54.160 And it was like, oh, so hairy.

00:23:56.800 It was so.

00:23:57.740 And they meet fifth grade.

00:23:58.840 That's too young, I think.

00:24:00.720 Yeah.

00:24:01.200 Right?

00:24:01.740 You don't even have to.

00:24:02.160 And it's completely naked.

00:24:03.340 Completely naked.

00:24:04.180 Oh.

00:24:04.680 Yeah.

00:24:04.820 And they even showed the faces and the dad was holding the hand and everything.

00:24:08.620 The dad was?

00:24:09.320 Yeah.

00:24:09.900 Oh, wow.

00:24:10.640 Yeah.

00:24:10.860 Yeah.

00:24:10.920 And I always wonder, who is that woman?

00:24:15.800 Like, who do you mean?

00:24:16.260 In the video.

00:24:17.600 In what?

00:24:18.180 The video.

00:24:18.900 The woman who's what? 0.99

00:24:19.560 Of giving birth.

00:24:21.260 Yeah.

00:24:21.580 Like, who?

00:24:22.140 Who said, yeah.

00:24:22.980 Who's like, we want to show this to every 12-year-old in America.

00:24:27.400 How much do you think she got paid to do that? 1.00

00:24:30.160 It's got to be, she really needed that, right?

00:24:34.160 I mean, that's got to be crazy.

00:24:35.820 That's got to be crazy.

00:24:37.160 The craziest part is to be if she's at a party or something and somebody's like, hey, do you guys remember Janet?

00:24:41.900 And they're like, no, how will we know her?

00:24:44.160 And then somebody's just like, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

00:24:47.420 Rips open the accordion.

00:24:48.680 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:49.180 It's right here.

00:24:52.120 Yeah, does this ring a bell and they just like throw a watermelon out from behind their leg?

00:24:58.740 Yeah, that's a woman that had to do that. 1.00

00:25:01.940 I wonder if they even put her in the credits at the end, you know?

00:25:05.500 No way.

00:25:06.680 They didn't even blow her out.

00:25:07.860 That's what I'm saying.

00:25:08.440 They showed her whole family.

00:25:09.880 Her whole family.

00:25:10.800 Everyone was in it.

00:25:11.560 The family's all standing around.

00:25:12.860 Yes, they're holding hands.

00:25:14.360 The dad's painting.

00:25:15.380 It's crazy.

00:25:16.260 Fifth grade.

00:25:17.700 Janet.

00:25:18.680 It was nuts.

00:25:19.580 Dude, it reminds me of that.

00:25:20.780 They had this TV show called Hands on a Hard Body.

00:25:22.860 Or it was a movie, right?

00:25:23.800 It was like they told these people in Mississippi, if you all show up at like this Walmart and like put your hand on this.

00:25:28.380 It was a vehicle.

00:25:31.040 It was like a Dodge.

00:25:33.840 It was like a Jeep.

00:25:34.820 Like a, it was kind of like a Ford Escort, a Ford Explorer.

00:25:40.760 Okay.

00:25:41.040 It's like SUV.

00:25:41.880 Okay.

00:25:42.260 Okay.

00:25:42.400 Like if you show up at this, if you show up at this small, you put your hand on this SUV, the last person with their hand on gets to keep the SUV, right?

00:25:49.440 So that was it.

00:25:50.320 That was the rule, right? 0.99

00:25:51.120 So people showed up and people are fucking washing their hand and fucking being all fired up. 0.99

00:25:55.720 People are doing like this and getting their hand ready, you know, and shaking hands and fucking high-fiving and doing this. 0.99

00:26:01.980 Just little tricks that don't mean anything and just getting their hands ready. 0.85

00:26:05.240 And then, so then they started off, they put like everybody's got their hand on the car, right?

00:26:08.760 Like two minutes in, one dude's like, he takes his hand on him. 0.99

00:26:11.220 He's like, I'm going to win this bitch. 1.00

00:26:12.340 Like they're interviewing him and his hands are off because he went like that. 1.00

00:26:14.560 It's like, you're fucking out of here. 0.84

00:26:15.680 So like by 30 hours, like people haven't slept, there's like nine people left. 0.98

00:26:21.520 And there's this one brother on there and they keep saying to him, man, you're going to win. 0.99

00:26:25.100 He's like, yeah, my friend's bringing me on Nestle bar when he gets here with that bitch. 1.00

00:26:29.640 It's a wrap, right? 1.00

00:26:30.920 He's like, when I get my sugar up, bro, it's a fucking wrap for all these bitches, right? 1.00

00:26:35.360 And the other bitch is just like a senior, like an old lady who may be dead. 1.00

00:26:39.080 She's like, they just leaned her against the back of it and like two other people. 0.99

00:26:43.220 Anyway, the guy gets there. 0.97

00:26:44.400 He hands in the Nestle bar, he takes his hand off to fucking get it and he's out. 0.98

00:26:48.020 He's out. 0.97

00:26:48.780 So anyway, that kind of reminds me of like everybody being around the mom, like with their hands on her, you know?

00:26:52.940 Yeah, that's beautiful.

00:26:54.380 It is kind of beautiful.

00:26:55.320 That's beautiful, yeah.

00:26:56.780 And so that's how you were born.

00:26:59.660 Oh no, that's sex ed. 0.93

00:27:00.900 That's sex ed. 0.92

00:27:01.780 Yeah.

00:27:01.960 But same thing.

00:27:02.740 Yeah.

00:27:03.160 That's how I was born, fifth grade.

00:27:04.860 And did you like, and then, so you had a boyfriend in senior high school, you said?

00:27:10.100 Yeah, that's when I got into the dating, senior high school.

00:27:13.100 And did y'all go to a dance or anything like that?

00:27:15.340 Did y'all go to prom?

00:27:16.940 No, no.

00:27:17.960 I met him, I met him on a cruise ship when I was 16 and he lived in Ohio.

00:27:23.140 Oh, so it was a long distance thing.

00:27:24.440 It was long distance.

00:27:25.160 But then I, but then I, I backed up and I moved to Ohio.

00:27:28.620 For this man?

00:27:29.420 I went to school in Ohio.

00:27:30.820 No way.

00:27:31.540 I went to college in Ohio, yeah.

00:27:32.420 And where'd you stay at?

00:27:33.380 Oh, you had, you had a dorm or whatever?

00:27:34.600 I had a dorm, yeah.

00:27:35.020 And then I broke up with him because I was like, this is weird.

00:27:38.640 He was way older than me.

00:27:39.700 It was weird.

00:27:40.620 What school?

00:27:41.420 Well, that's probably not that crazy, but what school was the, um, what school were you guys at?

00:27:47.380 He didn't go to my college, but I went to, it was called Baldwin Wallace.

00:27:51.340 Baldwin Wallace?

00:27:52.220 Mm-hmm.

00:27:52.580 Cleveland.

00:27:53.500 It was a small liberal arts school.

00:27:55.580 Okay.

00:27:56.040 So you were artistic and you like doing artsy stuff?

00:27:58.280 Because why do you go there then?

00:27:59.800 Because I'd followed him.

00:28:01.360 Oh.

00:28:02.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:28:02.680 So I was fucked and then I was stuck there. 1.00

00:28:05.180 Oh. 1.00

00:28:05.780 Yeah.

00:28:06.640 And where were you working at?

00:28:08.680 What was I working at?

00:28:09.960 I was a nanny.

00:28:10.920 You were?

00:28:11.360 I was a nanny, yeah.

00:28:12.480 Oh God, where are those kids now?

00:28:14.520 Oh God.

00:28:14.840 That's crazy.

00:28:16.160 Yeah, I don't know, they got their hand on a truck somewhere.

00:28:19.540 Dude, I had to freaking, I didn't nanny or whatever, but like some guy from the gym hired me to watch his kids for like two weeks, bro. 0.92

00:28:27.380 It was fucking so unreal. 0.56

00:28:29.740 What were they like? 1.00

00:28:30.640 It was horrible.

00:28:31.360 Well, I remember like, I feel so bad about this, but I like found like a bunch of porn at the parents' house or whatever.

00:28:38.980 And like, so I would just, I was torn between like, you know, making sure these kids got off to school and stuff.

00:28:45.200 And then like, like just looking at different pornography that they had at the house.

00:28:50.620 But.

00:28:51.220 What was the guy like?

00:28:52.080 The dad?

00:28:52.600 The dad was a nice guy.

00:28:54.240 I'd seen him since later on down the line.

00:28:57.300 Everything seemed pretty, pretty cool.

00:28:59.060 Nice kids.

00:28:59.740 Kids were cool, you know, but.

00:29:01.000 They were good now?

00:29:01.940 Yeah, they were good then.

00:29:03.000 Oh, okay.

00:29:03.540 Yeah.

00:29:03.820 There was no, I didn't affect him in any way.

00:29:06.300 How do you talk to kids?

00:29:07.760 Like, do you know how to talk to kids?

00:29:09.820 I think I talk to them like adults, really.

00:29:12.160 Okay.

00:29:12.700 You're just like, what's up?

00:29:14.280 Yeah, I think.

00:29:15.420 As I feel like if you, if you, if you get a kid and you know, if you look at, if you really, they seem like. 1.00

00:29:23.000 Some of them are fucking idiots, you know, but some of them seem like they know what's up. 1.00

00:29:26.780 You know? 1.00

00:29:27.420 Yeah.

00:29:28.980 Okay.

00:29:29.420 So what else happened then?

00:29:31.040 All right.

00:29:31.400 So you're in school.

00:29:32.060 Where are you working at?

00:29:33.560 I'm working.

00:29:34.260 I'm at someone's house.

00:29:35.780 I was a nanny.

00:29:36.600 Okay.

00:29:36.900 You were a nanny. 1.00

00:29:37.500 I was in school.

00:29:37.840 I was pre-med though.

00:29:39.460 What?

00:29:40.020 Yeah.

00:29:40.580 Oh, so you're smart then.

00:29:41.920 Yeah.

00:29:42.240 I was biochem major.

00:29:43.640 Wow.

00:29:44.000 So I was, I was doing all right.

00:29:45.460 I was doing all right, but I wasn't like, I wasn't that good.

00:29:48.640 I was like bottom of the class, but I still like a three, two.

00:29:52.640 Okay.

00:29:52.980 Three, two is good though.

00:29:53.900 Three, two.

00:29:54.500 And I was, I wanted to be a, I wanted to be a PA.

00:29:57.140 So I wanted to go to a PA school.

00:29:59.180 And what is it?

00:29:59.940 PA.

00:30:00.460 A physician's assistant.

00:30:01.700 Okay.

00:30:01.960 So it's like the least time in medical school, but you make the most money.

00:30:05.700 So I wanted to do that.

00:30:07.300 Cause I only had to go to two years of med school after.

00:30:09.500 Okay.

00:30:09.960 But then I started making Tik TOKs.

00:30:12.060 Okay.

00:30:12.720 Yeah.

00:30:13.220 So I started making Tik TOKs.

00:30:14.480 So you went from pre-med to Tik TOK.

00:30:16.180 Mm hmm.

00:30:17.220 Fast.

00:30:18.220 Okay.

00:30:18.720 And was your first Tik TOK like at the pre, was it involving like medical stuff or notice

00:30:24.200 whatever?

00:30:24.820 No, I was just, I was hung over.

00:30:27.380 That was my thing.

00:30:27.920 I was the hungover girl.

00:30:28.880 Oh, now I get it.

00:30:30.880 Yeah.

00:30:31.640 Yeah.

00:30:31.880 That is your thing.

00:30:32.520 You're always like hung over.

00:30:33.800 We're always hung over.

00:30:34.800 Dang.

00:30:35.300 Yeah.

00:30:35.720 Yeah.

00:30:35.900 You're always hung over and having to like travel.

00:30:38.880 You're always hung over and having to like go back into the world and deal with whatever

00:30:41.460 is going on in your life.

00:30:42.500 You're like, this is how you like, yeah, this is how you like, this is how you like, this

00:30:49.140 is how you put your neck brace back on.

00:30:51.000 If you had too many white claws at a prosthetic conference, you know, like there's now I realize,

00:30:58.120 I didn't realize it before.

00:30:59.320 Yeah.

00:30:59.500 That's what it was.

00:31:00.180 Now I see.

00:31:01.060 Yeah.

00:31:01.280 It's like, Oh, okay.

00:31:02.040 This is how it goes.

00:31:04.060 Interesting.

00:31:04.480 Yeah.

00:31:04.620 So I was a hungover girl.

00:31:05.720 Okay.

00:31:06.060 So you're the hungover girl. 0.99

00:31:06.840 You're doing Tik TOKs, but then do you feel like you have to get fucked up though? 0.99

00:31:11.680 Yeah, for sure. 0.98

00:31:12.760 Cause that was my, that's why people followed me.

00:31:14.660 So I was like, I'm, I've always got to be drunk whenever, when people meet me, cause

00:31:18.100 I'm socially awkward and on, on social media, I'm not socially awkward.

00:31:21.620 So when people meet me and I'm sober, they're like, Whoa, you're weird.

00:31:26.620 Really?

00:31:27.220 Yeah.

00:31:27.920 Yeah.

00:31:28.580 Why?

00:31:28.960 You don't seem weird right now.

00:31:30.320 I don't know.

00:31:31.040 I feel like when I meet people out, they want me to be so like crazy and over the top, but

00:31:35.200 I'm not crazy and over the top in real life.

00:31:37.040 So that's what, so I was just drunk all the time.

00:31:39.400 Right.

00:31:39.840 Yeah.

00:31:40.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:41.820 You seem like an alcoholic that like fucking like, um, commandeered like an urban outfit 1.00

00:31:46.400 is a lot of times to me. 1.00

00:31:47.400 Yeah.

00:31:47.660 A little bit.

00:31:49.340 Yeah.

00:31:49.760 A little bit.

00:31:50.420 That's what I mean.

00:31:51.140 And I mean that in like the sweetest way possible.

00:31:53.080 No, that was sweet.

00:31:54.000 Yeah.

00:31:54.100 Thank you.

00:31:54.320 Is it because you feel like you make the best stuff when you're hung over?

00:31:57.780 Like you make, like your brain is the most creative then or something?

00:32:00.380 Or what do you think?

00:32:01.360 I, well, I was just, I was just in college.

00:32:03.380 So I was always hung over.

00:32:04.800 So I just started making videos.

00:32:06.700 Oh, okay.

00:32:07.400 I just was hung over all the time and I didn't think anyone was going to follow me. 0.99

00:32:10.660 That's why I just, I made my shit chicken fry and I'm stuck with it. 0.99

00:32:14.520 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:32:15.460 I'm stuck with it.

00:32:17.680 Yeah.

00:32:18.000 Cause I was thinking, I was, I remember asking David if I thought it was like a Native American

00:32:21.680 thing, you know?

00:32:22.620 I know you did.

00:32:23.480 Yeah.

00:32:23.900 Yeah.

00:32:24.260 Cause I was trying to think, cause I grew up around, they had a lot of Native Americans by

00:32:27.720 us.

00:32:28.880 Um, there's a river in my town.

00:32:31.240 It's called the Chifuncta river.

00:32:32.540 And it's named after the Chifuncta Indians, right?

00:32:36.940 But they got their name because a long time ago, one of them threw like a big rock into

00:32:43.500 the water and that's a sound that it made when it went in.

00:32:48.640 Yeah.

00:32:49.180 And that's what they call themselves.

00:32:50.420 Isn't that crazy?

00:32:51.620 Yeah.

00:32:51.960 Kind of interesting.

00:32:52.960 Oh, then I should say that I should make up a cool story about chicken fry.

00:32:56.640 That's what I think.

00:32:57.240 It's not a cool story.

00:32:57.900 What do you think I should say?

00:32:59.240 Cause everyone asks me and it's not a cool story.

00:33:01.240 Um, yeah, I think it sounds like it could have some, um, chicken fry.

00:33:08.080 It sounds like it could have some like, maybe some African history to it or some Native history.

00:33:15.480 You know, it sounds like it could have a chef, you know, maybe Emeril.

00:33:20.580 Okay.

00:33:20.940 Maybe you relate it to like, um, Wolfgang Puck or that, whatever that guy's name is.

00:33:26.200 But I'm trying to think of what else you could do with it.

00:33:28.940 Yeah.

00:33:29.100 I want to do something cool.

00:33:30.560 Yeah.

00:33:30.720 I'm trying.

00:33:31.360 I know.

00:33:32.140 I need you.

00:33:32.900 You're not doing anything.

00:33:33.860 You're just telling me to do it.

00:33:35.240 I need you.

00:33:35.860 Okay.

00:33:36.820 What about, what would other Native American names be for like the other people at Barstool?

00:33:42.160 Ooh.

00:33:43.800 Like, do you think they all start with ch?

00:33:47.540 Oh, ch.

00:33:48.200 Do you think they all start with like the ch sound?

00:33:51.380 It's the ch tribe. 1.00

00:33:52.240 We got, uh, oh, cha-ching. 0.99

00:33:55.180 That's Dave's?

00:33:55.980 Yeah.

00:33:56.340 Cha-ching. 1.00

00:33:57.080 Because he gambles and he, and he sold the business for a lot of money.

00:33:59.860 Cha-chinga. 0.98

00:34:00.680 Maybe.

00:34:01.660 Yeah.

00:34:01.780 Cha-chinga? 0.93

00:34:02.340 Cha-chinga for Dave. 0.72

00:34:03.460 Yeah.

00:34:03.700 Cha-chinga. 0.98

00:34:04.140 Cha-chinga. 0.98

00:34:04.800 I like that one.

00:34:05.580 That's a great one.

00:34:05.940 What about Glenny?

00:34:07.640 Uh, ch.

00:34:09.820 Cheese.

00:34:10.580 Uh, yeah.

00:34:11.120 Burger.

00:34:11.600 Cha-cheese.

00:34:12.280 Cheese.

00:34:12.660 Cha-cheese.

00:34:13.260 Yeah.

00:34:13.700 Yeah, definitely cheese.

00:34:14.500 Because he went, when he was on here, he was telling me he went to a cheese shop.

00:34:17.080 He knows a lot of, um, he knows a man who's a cheese monger.

00:34:21.260 Okay.

00:34:21.720 Who is somebody who like, is like basically the Batman of cheese, right?

00:34:26.720 And so he went and hung out with that. 0.97

00:34:28.820 Like, like Glenny went to like a fucking, Glenny's like, I'm walking down the street. 0.98

00:34:33.300 Some guy pops out of a cheese shop, like the head of cheese, like Mr. Cheese, fucking 1.00

00:34:38.000 like Larry Queso's fucking white boss, you know, like he fucking pops out, you know, 1.00

00:34:43.240 fucking Ronnie mozzarella pops out of the back and he's like, this way, son. 1.00

00:34:47.080 And he like took him into the back of like a cheese world. 0.99

00:34:49.960 And then he said, he sat at like a beautiful, it was a real story.

00:34:54.720 The first story he told me, he goes, we sat at a beautiful table and the guy keeps bringing

00:34:59.080 out different cheeses and this and that and grew here and grew here and grew everywhere.

00:35:04.100 Like, he's just like every type of cheese came out, you know?

00:35:07.200 Oh, that's great. 0.99

00:35:07.700 And then like three hours later, they just like threw him back out into the fucking street. 0.99

00:35:11.620 And he was done, never saw him again. 0.99

00:35:13.240 Never saw him again.

00:35:14.000 And like, it all didn't even happen.

00:35:15.760 Oh, that must've been a good day for Glennie though.

00:35:17.600 Oh, it was, he was so excited, you know?

00:35:19.720 Yeah.

00:35:20.560 Yeah.

00:35:20.760 So, so he's cheese.

00:35:21.640 Yeah.

00:35:21.920 He's to cheese.

00:35:22.660 Yeah.

00:35:22.820 Cha-ching, to cheese. 0.97

00:35:24.900 What do you think Caleb would be?

00:35:26.500 Hmm.

00:35:28.600 Maybe to cheerful.

00:35:30.120 Oh, he's to cheerful.

00:35:31.380 He is pretty cheerful.

00:35:32.320 He's cheerful.

00:35:32.780 And he wasn't really a quarterback in college.

00:35:34.580 He was basically the first male cheerleader at the University of North Carolina, but he

00:35:39.860 doesn't like to say that, you know?

00:35:42.080 We were out, we were out a couple of weekends ago and, um, the owner of a bar that he brought

00:35:47.660 out Caleb's Jersey that he made him sign.

00:35:51.860 He brought it out to him.

00:35:53.380 He's like, you know, I'm just like, I really respect you.

00:35:56.280 Like you got to sign it.

00:35:57.600 Caleb like brings out the Sharpie and he couldn't think of what to write on.

00:36:00.920 He was so embarrassed.

00:36:01.980 He was so embarrassed, but he signed it.

00:36:04.120 It was clean.

00:36:05.120 It was probably his original Jersey and it was still clean.

00:36:07.720 I'm sure.

00:36:08.180 He was like, there's only two ever.

00:36:10.260 How did you get this?

00:36:11.400 Cause the other one's at my house.

00:36:14.980 Uh, that's funny.

00:36:15.980 So yeah, maybe to cheerful.

00:36:17.060 I don't know if to cheerful is exactly it.

00:36:19.620 Not saying it's not.

00:36:22.040 Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha,

00:36:26.300 I feel like he's like a cha, cha, cha guy.

00:36:28.160 He's a dancer.

00:36:29.260 I don't know.

00:36:29.860 Um, I saw him win $20,000 at a casino and then tried to buy the late, the, the card tender

00:36:37.280 or whatever her name is, uh, Kia Sorento.

00:36:40.960 A Kia Sorento?

00:36:42.000 Yeah.

00:36:42.480 Really?

00:36:43.280 Was she offended? 0.99

00:36:44.360 Well, he saw, I won't when he's like, I'm buying this bitch a Kia Sorento. 1.00

00:36:47.360 And that's when people are like, you got to leave. 1.00

00:36:49.440 You got to get the fuck out of here. 0.98

00:36:51.120 And literally you could see how bummed out she was cause she knew she was about to get 0.99

00:36:53.680 a Kia Sorento. 0.98

00:36:54.580 But just because he called her a bitch, the pit boss is like, we don't use that language 0.99

00:36:58.340 around here. 1.00

00:36:59.380 Oh fuck. 1.00

00:37:00.180 She's waiting in the parking lot. 1.00

00:37:01.680 It's like, dude, you can call me a bitch if you're going to get me a fucking Kia Sorento. 1.00

00:37:05.800 You can call me whatever. 1.00

00:37:06.720 Yeah.

00:37:06.920 She needed that.

00:37:07.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:08.080 Oh fuck. 0.99

00:37:09.020 Kia Sorento was also, we had a lot, that Kia company, they named their cars. 0.99

00:37:13.060 I feel like after a lot of like black girls that went to my high school. 0.99

00:37:15.620 Oh.

00:37:16.100 Kia Sophia.

00:37:17.280 Kia Sorento.

00:37:18.100 What's the other ones at?

00:37:20.460 Um.

00:37:20.820 Look at Kia, Kia Forte.

00:37:22.400 Optima.

00:37:22.760 Oh yeah.

00:37:23.540 Kia Optima. 0.99

00:37:25.220 Dog, you telling me Kia Optima didn't fucking play basketball for the women's basketball 0.99

00:37:30.860 team at my high school? 1.00

00:37:32.180 You're out of your mind cause.

00:37:33.620 No, that's my sister. 0.97

00:37:34.820 That's Kia Optima.

00:37:35.920 Yeah, it is.

00:37:37.300 And she's like, ah, Kia Optima.

00:37:39.780 But she's driving a Chrysler 300.

00:37:42.060 So does she throw up gang signs and stuff or what is she like? 1.00

00:37:44.740 I stay away from her. 1.00

00:37:46.140 She's crazy, man. 1.00

00:37:48.160 She's so crazy. 0.99

00:37:49.620 There was a whole time she was on, she's been doing, she's, she was going through it 0.96

00:37:54.280 all.

00:37:54.440 She was on, there was a period of time. 1.00

00:37:55.720 No shit, dude. 0.99

00:37:57.580 No, but there was a period of time where she was doing meth or something. 1.00

00:38:00.960 And she thought, she shaved her head.

00:38:02.800 She shaved it cause. 1.00

00:38:03.500 Oh wow.

00:38:03.960 Yeah.

00:38:04.100 She thought there was people talking to her.

00:38:05.720 It was sad.

00:38:06.400 But then she like, she dropped off her, um, her TV at my house, all of her phones.

00:38:11.220 She's like, they're listening.

00:38:12.540 You gotta take it.

00:38:13.420 She was deep, huh?

00:38:14.220 Yeah.

00:38:14.380 She was deep, but she's good now.

00:38:15.840 But it was great.

00:38:16.540 It was crazy to watch.

00:38:17.940 Wow.

00:38:18.340 Yeah.

00:38:18.800 But she's blackfishing sober. 0.68

00:38:20.500 And so blackfishing is when you try to go to the black side. 0.98

00:38:23.540 You try to be black. 1.00

00:38:24.720 I think. 0.96

00:38:25.300 Yeah.

00:38:25.720 Or you want, you want to be perceived as black, but then if anyone were to be racist,

00:38:29.160 you'd be like, what? 0.54

00:38:30.520 Take a makeup wipe and be like, I'm white.

00:38:32.260 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:38:33.300 Yeah.

00:38:34.400 Yeah.

00:38:34.740 I used to, I think sometimes, man, when I was young, I related to a lot of the black kids so

00:38:38.260 much.

00:38:38.500 I would, but then when it came down to one time, me and this, my friend Devin, we were

00:38:44.300 fishing and, uh, and he was black and some white kid guy was throwing rocks up from this

00:38:50.420 railroad track down by us.

00:38:51.520 We were fishing on this bank and he started calling us the N word.

00:38:54.740 Right.

00:38:55.620 And I was like, not me, you know what I'm saying?

00:38:58.000 Just Devin.

00:38:58.920 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:59.520 Like, you know, like I was like, I was down with Devin until that part. 1.00

00:39:03.940 And then I realized like, I mean, fuck the guy throwing rocks, you know, the guy's a piece 1.00

00:39:07.500 of shit, but at the same time, like, yeah, I don't include, you know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:39:12.340 Like, that's when I realized I'm only there, you know, he was my friend and I was going 1.00

00:39:17.060 to rock with him, but.

00:39:18.260 So you wouldn't blackfish.

00:39:19.600 I wouldn't blackfish.

00:39:20.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:20.840 I would fish with blacks. 1.00

00:39:22.320 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:23.240 Sorry.

00:39:23.660 I stepped on your joke.

00:39:24.400 That's okay.

00:39:25.100 Yeah.

00:39:26.200 I didn't realize it.

00:39:27.160 That's a funny joke.

00:39:28.060 Yeah.

00:39:28.200 That's a good one.

00:39:29.500 Yeah.

00:39:29.660 So you wouldn't blackfish. 0.99

00:39:30.820 No, no, but I would fish with blacks. 1.00

00:39:34.440 Yeah. 0.92

00:39:34.800 Wait, what's it like hanging out with comics?

00:39:38.140 Are comics cool?

00:39:39.800 You like them?

00:39:41.240 You like yourself?

00:39:43.320 Oh, I don't know about that.

00:39:44.900 Let's start with other people.

00:39:46.380 That's safe.

00:39:47.260 Okay.

00:39:47.820 Let me think.

00:39:48.660 Do I like hanging out with comics?

00:39:50.120 Yeah.

00:39:50.320 I think comics are intrinsically kind of like, or do they do a lot of stuff by themselves?

00:39:55.920 So I think.

00:39:57.500 Well, yeah, I feel like comics always want this big, like, oh, we're so, we're so dark and

00:40:02.000 sad and lonely, but like, are they every single one of them?

00:40:05.620 I don't know.

00:40:07.160 I, I think a lot of them have, or a lot of them probably have a lot of like strange stuff

00:40:11.880 or weird things that they, that they ended up needing to go get people to look at them.

00:40:16.660 You know, you know what I'm saying?

00:40:19.100 Yeah, I think so.

00:40:20.240 So I think someone probably have some dark stuff like that.

00:40:22.720 You know, I bet someone probably have some pretty dark things.

00:40:25.700 So I think there's probably some truth to that.

00:40:27.500 But I think also now there's, there's a lot more like people that are funny from like

00:40:33.100 TikTok, from like short clips, from like different things like that.

00:40:36.240 So I think you're getting like a lot more, um, like, I don't even know if, like, I don't

00:40:45.640 know if, if there's as many, if I'm starting out now as a comedian, I wonder, do I try and

00:40:52.080 get on stage, which is where you learn to be a comedian, right?

00:40:56.520 Or do I just try and get in front of my phone?

00:40:59.720 That's true.

00:41:00.540 Well, also as, cause you do stand up and everything, do you, do you like respect the people that

00:41:05.920 start on TikTok?

00:41:06.600 Cause I know a lot of standup comics that are like, they hate people that start on TikTok

00:41:10.000 and then bring a crowd to a show.

00:41:13.320 That's a good question.

00:41:14.200 I remember I got jealous when there was a lot of YouTubers, there was like, um, Roman 0.98

00:41:19.380 Atwood, uh, Dennis, Roman and Dennis were partner, Dennis Rohde, um, Fousey tube.

00:41:29.180 Some of those guys were touring and going to comedy clubs, right?

00:41:32.200 And they would do their shows during the day, even a lot of times.

00:41:35.300 And I was envious really.

00:41:37.100 I mean, I was jealous, you know, because they were having more success.

00:41:41.440 Like you had comics, you've been on the road for like nine years going to these clubs.

00:41:45.020 And then these guys were showing up and having their audience come see them at a comedy club.

00:41:50.880 So I think that's what made it a little strange for us.

00:41:53.660 So it's the comedy club.

00:41:54.800 Well, it was like, oh, you're doing it at our space.

00:41:57.480 Yeah.

00:41:57.800 Okay.

00:41:58.360 But those clubs just happened to be kind of the size for the audiences they were bringing.

00:42:03.680 So that's, I never really thought about why there was, there was like in the beginning,

00:42:08.040 there was like some angst towards, for me anyway.

00:42:11.040 And I think a lot of people felt that way.

00:42:12.460 A lot of comedians felt that way.

00:42:13.760 It was angst towards some of the, uh, vloggers.

00:42:16.700 Yeah, for sure. 1.00

00:42:17.460 Cause it was like, fuck their son at my club for like a five o'clock show. 1.00

00:42:20.780 Cause some of their audience would be children. 1.00

00:42:22.800 So they do a daytime show.

00:42:24.800 Yeah.

00:42:25.140 And then they did, they, they, they, they, they do a daytime show comedy though.

00:42:29.040 Or they were just getting up there and they would get up on stage and like shoot a 0.95

00:42:32.140 t-shirt cannon or something, you know, or fucking, you know, or do like a cheer. 0.98

00:42:37.880 I don't know what they were doing. 0.98

00:42:38.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:39.040 Like body rolls and shit. 0.98

00:42:40.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:40.600 Yeah.

00:42:44.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:44.500 They were doing body rolls, dude, which is way weird to do for a fucking bunch of children. 0.99

00:42:49.480 So weird. 0.99

00:42:50.440 They still do that.

00:42:51.820 It's crazy.

00:42:52.620 It's crazy.

00:42:53.220 I guess there's people still body rolling on.

00:42:57.240 Oh, there's still body rolling.

00:42:58.380 Why?

00:42:59.140 It's, I don't know.

00:43:00.200 Cause it sells.

00:43:01.360 It works.

00:43:02.020 I mean, look, look at them.

00:43:03.500 They were selling out the comedy, the comedy story.

00:43:05.980 You were up there all mad.

00:43:08.920 That's true.

00:43:09.660 Yeah.

00:43:09.940 And I was outside, I was waiting for my show, which was at seven o'clock that nobody was

00:43:12.920 coming to. 1.00

00:43:13.480 I'm like these motherfuckers. 1.00

00:43:14.980 You're out there and you're heading it on the street trying to body roll. 1.00

00:43:17.920 So yeah.

00:43:18.600 Yeah.

00:43:19.480 Like it doesn't look natural.

00:43:21.280 Put on that Nelly. 0.99

00:43:22.580 So I think, uh, I think there maybe, I think there could be some angst about it.

00:43:30.220 I think at that time there was probably some angst about it, but now I think that it's,

00:43:34.120 it's almost like you go there first.

00:43:37.120 Yeah.

00:43:37.640 A lot of comedians aren't thinking that you go to the stage first.

00:43:40.560 I think there's some, if you're a comedian right now who does, who's working really hard

00:43:46.240 in the clubs, but you're having trouble on social media, it must be extremely frustrating.

00:43:50.780 I'd be mad because there's, well, I mean a lot of the standup comics that do like TikTok

00:43:55.940 first, they just have their few clips that go viral and then people will come see them

00:44:00.440 and they won't be funny.

00:44:02.660 Right.

00:44:03.360 Yeah.

00:44:03.800 That's another problem I think is scary.

00:44:05.740 If you get more popular than where you can support it with your own comedy.

00:44:09.380 Yeah.

00:44:10.100 I see that a lot.

00:44:11.220 You do?

00:44:11.780 Yeah.

00:44:12.700 Yeah.

00:44:13.320 I went to, I see a bunch of people because I follow, I mean, I'm friends with a bunch of

00:44:16.520 influencers and TikTokers, so I'll follow them on TikTok and like, I'll see their

00:44:20.160 standup on TikTok and then you go see them and it's like those same jokes that went viral.

00:44:24.940 That's like their two big hits in the show and then the rest is just like a lull.

00:44:29.000 Yeah.

00:44:29.440 But I think some people, I don't even know if like a real young audience, if they even

00:44:33.100 know like that there is this whole standup comedy thing or do they just think I'm going

00:44:37.880 to go see these two hits.

00:44:39.400 I'm going to have a blast while I'm there.

00:44:41.140 I'm going to capture it on my phone, on socials and then that's going to be that.

00:44:45.520 Well, yeah, they must not because they keep going.

00:44:47.000 Like the lines are around the block and stuff.

00:44:48.880 So I guess like a live podcast is what they think it is.

00:44:52.180 Yeah.

00:44:53.600 But there's something really special about seeing, um, if there's somebody you watch on

00:44:59.660 TikTok and social media and you enjoy them, right?

00:45:01.600 There's somebody on a podcast or something.

00:45:03.780 I've sat in the audience.

00:45:04.920 I've like sat in the audience before and been like, oh man, this is so cool.

00:45:08.620 I watch this guy.

00:45:09.560 I'm involved in their life or this girl.

00:45:11.000 And then I get to be in the same room as them.

00:45:13.940 It almost, sometimes there's part of it.

00:45:15.180 It doesn't really matter what they're saying.

00:45:16.960 Like it'd be great if the material is also great, but just being in the same room as

00:45:21.660 them, it's almost like you get like a moment, like in, in like in reality, like it's cool.

00:45:27.000 It's cool.

00:45:27.400 They're always on a screen.

00:45:28.480 Right.

00:45:28.800 And then they're right there.

00:45:29.900 It's like, oh, this is cool.

00:45:30.860 It's kind of like you for me.

00:45:31.840 Just to be in the, oh, it's true.

00:45:32.920 Right.

00:45:33.160 Yeah.

00:45:33.540 Yeah.

00:45:33.720 Cause we never even seen it.

00:45:34.820 I felt like I was like this morning.

00:45:36.720 I was like, yeah, I can't remember the last time that I saw this lady. 0.54

00:45:39.520 And then I was like, oh, I never saw this lady.

00:45:42.160 Never saw this lady.

00:45:43.080 I never saw her.

00:45:46.000 I kind of felt the same way.

00:45:47.420 I was like, I feel like I, I saw this guy before, but I never saw this guy before.

00:45:51.160 Yeah.

00:45:51.320 I never saw this guy.

00:45:52.540 No, no.

00:45:53.000 Um, but I know some of your, even just watching you, like I see some of you, just like some

00:45:56.600 of your mannerisms are the same, but, um, which makes sense.

00:45:59.860 Cause that's you.

00:46:01.220 Um, okay.

00:46:02.060 So what happened then you were in high school.

00:46:04.500 Oh yeah.

00:46:04.780 I was in high school.

00:46:06.040 And, and you got a boyfriend in your senior year.

00:46:08.740 Did y'all fall in love?

00:46:09.720 You think?

00:46:10.020 Oh, and then you moved to Ohio for the man.

00:46:11.840 Yeah.

00:46:12.400 Wow.

00:46:12.680 So you were in love then.

00:46:13.660 I was in love.

00:46:14.420 I think so.

00:46:15.200 And did y'all get engaged at all?

00:46:16.460 No. 0.95

00:46:17.040 Crazy.

00:46:17.460 No, no way.

00:46:18.940 But yeah, I moved there.

00:46:19.860 I think I was pregnancy scares or not.

00:46:22.380 Oh, I think I'm infertile.

00:46:24.100 Okay.

00:46:24.600 There you go.

00:46:25.340 Yeah.

00:46:25.920 I know.

00:46:26.260 A little no Easter over here, huh?

00:46:29.880 Yeah.

00:46:30.200 Yeah.

00:46:30.320 It's tough.

00:46:31.020 But I got that.

00:46:31.860 No Easter on her.

00:46:35.000 But no, no, no pregnancy scares.

00:46:37.520 Um, but I was dating him for two years and I realized, I don't, I don't know why I went

00:46:41.860 to school for this man.

00:46:43.280 I don't know why I went to Ohio out of everywhere.

00:46:45.800 So I broke up with him, but I stayed in Ohio.

00:46:48.200 Okay.

00:46:48.900 And then I got another boyfriend in Ohio.

00:46:50.920 Okay.

00:46:51.260 And are you that kind of person?

00:46:52.460 You jump from boyfriend to boyfriend?

00:46:53.880 Yeah.

00:46:54.380 Really?

00:46:55.120 I'm a relationship girl.

00:46:56.500 You are?

00:46:57.060 Yeah.

00:46:57.360 But do you leave any time?

00:46:58.500 Like, is there?

00:46:59.280 There's an overlap usually.

00:47:00.780 No.

00:47:01.180 Always an overlap.

00:47:04.100 Every time.

00:47:05.040 So you are.

00:47:05.660 Okay.

00:47:05.940 That's not called an overlap.

00:47:07.400 That's called.

00:47:08.960 I think it's.

00:47:09.700 I don't know what the term for it is now.

00:47:11.100 What do they call it, Zach?

00:47:12.020 Overlap.

00:47:13.840 Might be cheating.

00:47:14.780 It's an overlap.

00:47:15.380 Yeah.

00:47:15.620 They used to call it cheating.

00:47:16.900 Okay.

00:47:17.040 Now they call it overlap.

00:47:18.540 Okay.

00:47:19.480 Yeah.

00:47:19.880 Dang.

00:47:20.600 That's interesting.

00:47:21.300 There's been a few.

00:47:22.120 Yeah.

00:47:22.320 There's.

00:47:22.640 Well, there's only been a few overlaps.

00:47:24.120 Do you let the men meet each other like in passing?

00:47:26.540 Like, is there like a moment where you get out of one car and into an like, you know,

00:47:30.560 is there that at least give the men that moment?

00:47:33.080 The first, there was a, the first one.

00:47:34.660 Yeah.

00:47:34.780 There was an overlap meeting.

00:47:36.040 Really?

00:47:36.580 Yeah.

00:47:37.000 No way.

00:47:37.480 What happened?

00:47:38.200 Well, cause I usually just, I just date my friends.

00:47:40.760 So like we'll be in the same friend group and then they'll all know each other.

00:47:44.620 There will always be that overlap.

00:47:46.000 And the guy, the guy I'm dating currently usually can tell that I'm, I'm going to want

00:47:50.440 to date the friend.

00:47:51.180 No way.

00:47:52.020 Really?

00:47:52.740 Yeah.

00:47:52.900 But I'm saying like always, it's been like three times.

00:47:55.360 Okay.

00:47:55.900 Yeah.

00:47:57.780 It's been like three overlaps.

00:47:59.640 But that seemed like a pretty decent amount.

00:48:02.440 I think like, I'm not a detective or anything.

00:48:04.600 Right.

00:48:04.920 I don't even know any detective. 0.98

00:48:06.000 I mean, I know one guy, he's not a detective, but he'll fucking, he'll find out.

00:48:10.320 But, um, when he hears this, he will, you know, but, uh, but definitely, um, what were 0.88

00:48:17.540 you talking about?

00:48:18.200 Oh yeah.

00:48:18.940 Yeah. 0.97

00:48:19.280 Dude, you gotta fucking let them meet each other. 0.92

00:48:21.480 Sometimes. 0.97

00:48:22.160 Yeah.

00:48:22.880 Yeah.

00:48:23.280 Just like, um, and it seemed like you might have a problem then.

00:48:26.540 Yeah.

00:48:27.420 Yeah.

00:48:27.680 Do you think you do?

00:48:28.540 Yeah.

00:48:29.460 Well, I just have commitment issues.

00:48:31.280 Oh yeah.

00:48:32.860 You know, come on.

00:48:34.540 Yeah.

00:48:34.900 Yeah.

00:48:35.260 I just have commitment issues.

00:48:36.280 So I feel like I'll be in these relationships and I'm so worried.

00:48:39.580 Aren't you so worried?

00:48:40.320 Do you want to get married?

00:48:42.060 Not today.

00:48:43.040 If that's what you're asking.

00:48:44.000 I have.

00:48:45.040 Oh yeah.

00:48:45.480 I thought you were asking me.

00:48:46.280 No, I have, um, I would like to get married.

00:48:52.200 Yes.

00:48:52.840 But I think if I want to get, I'm so scared you get married and then like three weeks into

00:48:57.780 the marriage, you find that person that's like, oh, that's, I should have married that

00:49:01.340 guy.

00:49:01.680 What?

00:49:02.180 You can't do that though.

00:49:03.980 That's why I don't, I know.

00:49:05.900 Yeah.

00:49:06.500 See, that's a problem.

00:49:07.060 Yeah.

00:49:07.240 But there's always going to be more of that guys, you know?

00:49:09.940 I know.

00:49:11.260 But do you, let me think about it.

00:49:15.380 So you get into a mirror.

00:49:17.620 All right.

00:49:18.160 You walk down the aisle, everything, right?

00:49:21.300 Everybody's singing.

00:49:23.360 Everybody's having a blast, right?

00:49:24.980 You're partying in the car pulls up the mafia car.

00:49:30.620 You get in, takes you guys only two blocks away.

00:49:33.520 Then you get back and walk back out.

00:49:34.780 It's just for pictures, but still, right?

00:49:36.320 You're off, right?

00:49:37.560 You did the wedding thing. 1.00

00:49:38.620 There's a fucking guy with a Tommy gun. 1.00

00:49:40.200 Somebody's stepdad is out there fucking shooting at the moon, right? 1.00

00:49:44.500 Because he's been doing coke at the fucking nuptials. 0.99

00:49:47.120 But whatever, everybody's fucking having a good time, right? 0.99

00:49:50.380 And then two weeks later, yeah, you're at a Bucca de Beppa or something with your husband 0.98

00:49:58.520 and you fucking see there's a waiter and you're like, oh, I should have married that 0.99

00:50:03.080 guy? 0.99

00:50:03.740 Yeah.

00:50:04.220 I don't know if it's a waiter.

00:50:05.520 Maybe the chef, something.

00:50:08.040 Okay.

00:50:08.540 I'm just worried.

00:50:09.340 I just get worried.

00:50:10.160 You married the wrong person.

00:50:11.300 That's scary.

00:50:12.920 Right.

00:50:13.340 It is.

00:50:13.700 Yeah.

00:50:13.960 It's real scary.

00:50:17.380 Yeah.

00:50:17.900 I don't know.

00:50:18.740 Did you ever go to therapy about it?

00:50:19.980 Do you really think that or not?

00:50:21.740 Yeah.

00:50:21.940 No, I really think that. 1.00

00:50:22.980 But fuck, dude. 1.00

00:50:24.240 Because then your husband, how is he always going to be able to make sure that he's the 1.00

00:50:29.080 right guy then?

00:50:30.080 I know.

00:50:30.960 Well, I think it was because, so when I was talking about earlier, my parents, I've never,

00:50:35.260 they were married for 18 years, my first 18 years of my life, but I never even saw them

00:50:39.200 kiss.

00:50:39.780 Oh, yeah.

00:50:40.240 Not one time.

00:50:41.020 18 years.

00:50:41.900 I don't even think they hugged.

00:50:43.040 Not even a smile.

00:50:44.260 God.

00:50:44.400 So I have this whole thing that marriage is terrible.

00:50:46.800 So I'm trying to turn the leaf.

00:50:47.960 I'm trying to, I'm trying to think maybe, maybe it's okay.

00:50:51.240 You're trying to evolve there.

00:50:52.420 Yeah.

00:50:52.520 I'm trying to evolve in that.

00:50:53.540 Yeah.

00:50:53.960 In that aspect.

00:50:54.540 You need like a new, like a springtime in your heart.

00:50:56.820 Yeah.

00:50:57.380 Yeah.

00:50:58.300 Or primavera.

00:50:59.560 That's what they call it.

00:51:00.480 Okay.

00:51:01.040 In Spain.

00:51:02.140 Primavera.

00:51:02.560 I need that.

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00:52:47.820 Yeah, I think I only saw my mom and dad kiss one time.

00:52:51.040 My dad kissed my mom on the top of her head.

00:52:52.940 Okay.

00:52:53.660 It was one of our birthdays or something.

00:52:56.060 And my mom let him.

00:52:57.720 That was a crazy thing.

00:52:58.880 Yeah.

00:52:59.360 Like the whole time my dad's lips were getting close to her head, we're all like, 0.99

00:53:01.980 somebody's going to get the fuck beaten out of her. 1.00

00:53:03.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:03.940 We knew it, dude, right?

00:53:05.200 When they got too close, I was like, whoa.

00:53:06.600 And I remember reaching over and my mom had like this fancy cake cutting tool. 0.83

00:53:11.120 And it like, it was an old fashioned one.

00:53:13.780 It had these prongs that went straight down.

00:53:15.740 It was almost like a pick, like a hair pick.

00:53:17.500 Okay.

00:53:18.020 And there were sharp metal ones.

00:53:19.540 And it was like a, she probably got it.

00:53:21.120 Somebody had died and she got it, right? 0.87

00:53:23.140 And so I knew, I fucking remember reaching for that thing and just moving it out of her way. 0.99

00:53:27.780 Like as I saw my dad's lips towards her head, I'm like, somebody's going to fucking get hurt. 0.98

00:53:33.340 Somebody's going to die, but she took it? 0.99

00:53:34.780 Like, yeah, I was like, my dad's about to fucking lose that brain cake that he's got, bro. 1.00

00:53:38.580 She's going to fucking slice that thing up. 1.00

00:53:40.860 But she had had half a cup of champagne and she fucking took it. 1.00

00:53:44.560 Okay. 0.98

00:53:45.360 So that's the only time you saw them kiss?

00:53:46.840 Yep.

00:53:47.340 And that was love, man.

00:53:48.680 That was my definition of love right there.

00:53:50.540 There was like weaponry.

00:53:52.000 There was a lot of uncomfort.

00:53:53.900 Yeah.

00:53:54.180 There was a lot of uncertainty if it's okay.

00:53:56.920 Um, there was a lot of like, uh, tons of fear around.

00:54:02.600 I mean, yeah, I think that's the only, that's the closest I ever saw my parents get.

00:54:07.240 And then my dad, he had to sleep on the couch.

00:54:09.380 He, I thought he lived on the couch, right?

00:54:11.060 My dad too.

00:54:11.740 Really?

00:54:12.120 My dad lived on the couch.

00:54:13.700 Yeah.

00:54:14.080 Uh huh.

00:54:14.420 And then he moved to the basement cause it was darker down there.

00:54:17.260 Oh really? 1.00

00:54:18.260 Damn dude. 1.00

00:54:19.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:19.180 And I remember I was like the one time I was like, my, Oh, they're doing well is when

00:54:22.860 my mom would let me sit in the back seat.

00:54:25.060 But like when we would travel together, usually I would sit in the front seat and my mom would

00:54:28.400 sit in the back and my dad would drive.

00:54:30.160 But when my mom sat in the front, I was like, Ooh, maybe they're doing good.

00:54:33.900 This little light of mine.

00:54:34.840 They're doing good.

00:54:35.720 Yeah.

00:54:35.920 It was good.

00:54:36.620 Oh, that's cool.

00:54:38.660 Yeah.

00:54:39.060 Moving to the basement.

00:54:40.080 It's almost like, cause it's darker down there.

00:54:41.820 It's almost like I want to kill myself, but I'm going to stay alive.

00:54:46.900 Yeah.

00:54:47.300 Yeah.

00:54:47.900 It was one of those.

00:54:48.860 Yeah.

00:54:49.540 Yeah.

00:54:51.040 Wow.

00:54:51.420 That's crazy.

00:54:52.620 Yeah.

00:54:52.980 I remember at Christmas, we would have to go out to the Christmas tree that was out there

00:54:56.720 by my dad.

00:54:57.600 Right. 0.99

00:54:57.940 So we're like fucking dad is guarding the tree. 0.98

00:54:59.800 But my dad was, you know, my dad was very old when I was born. 0.99

00:55:03.560 He was 70 when I was born.

00:55:04.480 So at this time he was like 76 or 75.

00:55:09.180 Right.

00:55:09.400 How old was your mom?

00:55:10.260 My mom was 32. 0.99

00:55:11.600 So they had 38 years difference, which is a lot of time.

00:55:14.300 That's a lot of time.

00:55:14.960 Um, and anyway, we would have to sneak out like past my dad.

00:55:21.260 Right. 0.93

00:55:21.560 And sometimes he would fucking wake up and ask us like, what was going on? 0.99

00:55:26.760 We're like, it's fucking Christmas. 0.99

00:55:29.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:30.180 We would try to explain Christmas to him and shit. 1.00

00:55:32.720 Like he didn't know what the fuck was going on. 1.00

00:55:35.180 Was he like, was he like senile? 1.00

00:55:37.960 He was getting kind of senile.

00:55:39.400 Yeah.

00:55:40.660 I remember one time we went trick or treating and, uh, we got all dressed up and we let,

00:55:46.180 and my dad, sometimes my mom, like she would make my dad do things, but she knew he couldn't

00:55:51.240 do them.

00:55:51.960 Right.

00:55:52.660 So it was like, she would kind of set him up for failure in a weird way.

00:55:55.980 She'd be like, I need you to get the kids Halloween costumes. 0.95

00:55:59.580 Um, and bring them home tonight's Halloween.

00:56:02.700 Right.

00:56:03.240 Yeah.

00:56:03.600 So my dad, he liked to drink sometimes and park his car in the ditch.

00:56:07.580 Right.

00:56:07.760 Those were like two of his favorite things to do. 0.99

00:56:10.660 And so he would come home with the Halloween costumes and it would be shit. 0.99

00:56:13.840 Like, like me and my brother were both raggedy and right. 0.99

00:56:17.280 So like just whatever he fucking found, like no, it was always the worst Halloween costume. 0.94

00:56:23.520 And like one can of like spray paint one time. 0.98

00:56:25.620 It wasn't even like the stuff you're supposed to put on the kids or whatever.

00:56:29.060 For a wall.

00:56:30.320 Oh, dude. 0.99

00:56:30.560 One of my sisters had a fucking pigtail that, that I remember mom had to cut off and we 1.00

00:56:35.860 kept it for like 15 years. 0.99

00:56:38.220 Um, I had the same witch costume for like 12 years and it started not fitting anymore.

00:56:44.380 And it was so itchy.

00:56:45.520 I was like, please can I be something else, please?

00:56:48.880 And then I was a milk carton.

00:56:50.300 I had to paper mache it.

00:56:51.620 It was so bad.

00:56:53.080 Dude, you're not even a witch at that point. 0.95

00:56:54.840 You're just an itch. 0.93

00:56:55.980 You're just scratching it.

00:56:57.780 I was itching so bad.

00:57:00.560 Um, but then I remember we went, we were finally got out and we get out and go trick or treat

00:57:07.800 and we came back.

00:57:08.600 Then we're like, we're going to come back to our own house.

00:57:10.680 We're going to surprise dad.

00:57:11.920 Right.

00:57:13.220 So we go up to the door.

00:57:14.280 We knock.

00:57:14.740 He opens the door.

00:57:17.440 And he just gives us candy. 0.97

00:57:19.000 He doesn't even fucking realize that it's us. 0.99

00:57:20.300 He fucking gave us candy out of the bowl and just wish we just left like at 22 minutes ago 0.99

00:57:26.660 in the costumes that he fucking bought us, dude. 0.99

00:57:31.280 He's chained with you. 1.00

00:57:32.160 Shut the door.

00:57:32.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:32.800 With my sister's fucking rock hard big tail like this. 1.00

00:57:36.120 You're covered in spray paint. 0.99

00:57:38.300 Oh, I was like, God, he doesn't even know.

00:57:41.600 Um, that's crazy.

00:57:44.680 It was interesting.

00:57:46.480 Um, so what happened then?

00:57:49.260 So you're making TikToks.

00:57:51.180 People are like, she's attractive. 0.90

00:57:53.200 She's creative.

00:57:54.980 There's something charming about her.

00:57:57.040 We don't know what it is.

00:57:58.840 She doesn't know what it is, but we love it.

00:58:01.520 Right.

00:58:02.000 Yeah, I guess so.

00:58:02.920 Okay.

00:58:03.260 It was more the girls.

00:58:04.160 The girls love me.

00:58:04.980 So my whole demographic is like, I think it's 92% female.

00:58:09.720 Yeah.

00:58:10.140 And the, the newest 8% was only since I got a boob job.

00:58:13.720 Are you serious?

00:58:14.820 Yeah.

00:58:15.340 Guys hate me.

00:58:16.440 Barstool hates me.

00:58:17.480 Really?

00:58:17.960 The whole demographic hates me.

00:58:19.580 Yeah.

00:58:20.240 I don't know why.

00:58:20.920 We shouldn't have had you on then.

00:58:22.020 I know.

00:58:23.000 I know.

00:58:24.960 That's why I'm like, why am I here?

00:58:28.980 Well, Dave, I respect Dave's eye for talent.

00:58:31.040 He said this girl.

00:58:32.800 No, he loves me.

00:58:33.720 I mean, I brought a new demographic to Barstool.

00:58:37.120 What demographic was it?

00:58:38.460 All the girls, all the girls.

00:58:40.680 People that had been molested, basically. 1.00

00:58:42.720 By lesbian pedophiles than a black fishing sister with a Chrysler 300. 1.00

00:58:47.040 That's who I brought to Barstool. 0.98

00:58:49.900 But no, well, I was the top, I was the top creator at Barstool last month.

00:58:53.880 So, I mean, something has to be doing good.

00:58:56.220 Nice.

00:58:56.520 So we're right on trend then.

00:58:57.780 Yeah, no, we're good.

00:58:58.480 We're good.

00:59:00.360 So I was like, maybe you're trying to get a TikTok audience.

00:59:02.500 I don't know what you were doing with me here.

00:59:05.840 Yeah, no, I don't know.

00:59:07.680 I mean, I know what I'm doing.

00:59:09.060 We wanted to meet you because we don't know you.

00:59:14.780 And yeah, we wanted to learn about you.

00:59:21.500 I think we're doing that.

00:59:22.600 Okay.

00:59:23.080 Yeah.

00:59:23.340 Yeah, we just learned about Glenny Balls not long ago.

00:59:25.440 And it was so much fun.

00:59:26.260 It was honestly one of the funnest interviews I'd ever had.

00:59:28.260 Really?

00:59:29.440 Yeah.

00:59:29.820 I mean, yeah, there's just something about the guy.

00:59:32.580 And he came out to the show the other night out in Westbury.

00:59:36.320 He had like four of his friends with him.

00:59:38.420 Remind me, Zach, to send a picture too so we can put it in.

00:59:40.440 Um, and that was great.

00:59:42.700 They were all going, they were, yeah, driving, I think Canada or something like for some rare

00:59:46.480 meat festival or something or something, you know, they were doing something.

00:59:49.920 Somebody was opening up like a, like a special olive shop or something somewhere.

00:59:55.140 South of Windsor, Ontario or something.

00:59:57.860 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:58.020 They're fucking driving along. 1.00

00:59:59.120 When you meet somebody who's driving cross country for a new condiment, it's fucking 1.00

01:00:05.360 interesting. 0.97

01:00:06.420 Yeah, that's a good episode.

01:00:07.240 But there's something so charming about it.

01:00:08.900 There's just something, yeah, there's something awesome about that guy.

01:00:12.200 You know, he, he like, he pulls girls hard, like really hot girls too.

01:00:17.420 Really?

01:00:17.800 Yeah.

01:00:18.160 It's great.

01:00:18.480 He pulls pork too, huh?

01:00:19.900 Yeah.

01:00:20.120 That's just an old pulled pork joke.

01:00:21.740 That's an old pulled pork.

01:00:22.320 And I'm just joking, Glenny.

01:00:23.440 I believe he does.

01:00:24.640 Well, he's handsome for one and his mother loves him.

01:00:27.720 There's something unique about a kid.

01:00:29.520 He's a lovable guy.

01:00:30.160 Yeah.

01:00:30.520 Very lovable.

01:00:31.440 Lovable. 0.99

01:00:32.040 Very fucking lovable. 0.98

01:00:33.580 In fact, I don't even think. 0.98

01:00:37.060 Yeah.

01:00:37.460 I could see somebody being married to him and they didn't realize that it had, it was like, 0.95

01:00:40.760 oh damn, I just loved him so much. 0.98

01:00:42.500 Now we're married. 1.00

01:00:43.180 Yeah.

01:00:43.480 You know?

01:00:43.900 Yeah.

01:00:44.180 That's like the guy in passing.

01:00:45.820 That's him.

01:00:46.580 That's Glenny.

01:00:48.040 Yeah.

01:00:48.520 Glenny.

01:00:48.920 Yeah.

01:00:49.040 There's just something real special about him.

01:00:52.000 So anyway, what else were we saying?

01:00:53.480 We were talking about something and then we kind of went on to that.

01:00:55.860 Oh, we were talking about Barstool.

01:00:58.620 Let's do this then. 0.99

01:00:59.460 How about if you had to, people do fuck, marry, kill all the time, but what about if 1.00

01:01:02.320 you had Glenny? 1.00

01:01:03.360 Okay.

01:01:03.800 Right?

01:01:08.740 Frank.

01:01:09.600 Oh, we don't get along.

01:01:12.540 Wait till the game.

01:01:13.500 Wait till I announce all three.

01:01:15.300 Glenny, Frank, and then Dave.

01:01:20.200 Yeah. 0.94

01:01:22.060 What the hell?

01:01:23.220 I think they're, I love it. 0.88

01:01:25.440 All right.

01:01:26.660 Oh my God. 1.00

01:01:27.720 I'm going to kill. 1.00

01:01:31.580 I'm going to kill Frank. 1.00

01:01:34.000 Oh God. 1.00

01:01:35.160 I'm going to kill him. 1.00

01:01:36.540 He ain't going to live that long. 1.00

01:01:38.880 He's going to die. 1.00

01:01:40.800 So we're going to kill him. 1.00

01:01:42.160 Okay. 0.99

01:01:42.540 We're not.

01:01:43.140 This is you.

01:01:43.760 Yeah.

01:01:43.940 You're the one doing it.

01:01:44.660 Sorry, sorry, sorry.

01:01:45.680 I'll probably marry Dave.

01:01:48.160 Yeah.

01:01:48.520 Okay.

01:01:49.420 Smart.

01:01:50.360 You've got a lot of Celtics games.

01:01:51.580 Smart.

01:01:51.980 Yeah.

01:01:52.140 And then, oh, I guess that leaves me with Glenny. 0.99

01:01:57.240 For sex? 1.00

01:01:58.420 That leaves me with Glenny for sex. 1.00

01:01:59.880 Yeah. 0.99

01:02:01.700 It's not bad though.

01:02:02.640 No, it's not bad.

01:02:03.260 What would you do?

01:02:04.000 It's a summer sausage thing, you know?

01:02:05.740 Yeah.

01:02:06.020 Um, would I do those three?

01:02:09.300 Yeah.

01:02:09.960 Not only any of that.

01:02:11.800 I, uh, marry?

01:02:14.360 I don't know.

01:02:15.880 I don't think Dave and I would get along that well if we were married.

01:02:18.780 No?

01:02:19.400 No.

01:02:20.320 What would you butt heads about, you think?

01:02:22.720 And, uh, I just think, I mean, I admire Dave.

01:02:28.360 I look at Dave, honestly, as kind of like a Paul Revere type of figure.

01:02:31.840 He really, you know. 0.98

01:02:33.260 He's crazy. 0.99

01:02:33.880 He's crazy, but he says what he wants to say. 1.00

01:02:36.600 And he stands up for, he stands behind what he wants to say. 0.91

01:02:38.980 If he makes mistakes, he makes mistakes.

01:02:40.700 But he's brave in that sense.

01:02:42.400 I really admire that about him.

01:02:43.800 I'm team Dave.

01:02:44.520 I love Dave.

01:02:45.840 So, um, yeah, but I don't think we could be mad.

01:02:49.400 I mean, I don't want to be married to a man either. 1.00

01:02:52.040 So this game fucking sucks, bro. 1.00

01:02:54.480 I mean, yeah, for me too. 1.00

01:02:56.440 Yeah.

01:02:57.040 Yeah.

01:02:57.440 But at least you got a man on the other end of it, you know?

01:03:00.800 I guess that's true.

01:03:02.260 Um, maybe Frank.

01:03:04.140 I don't know if Frank, what his like kind of habits are at the house.

01:03:08.220 I think he's tidy.

01:03:10.200 I don't know.

01:03:12.280 You think so?

01:03:13.060 You think?

01:03:13.980 He did a live stream from his apartment, but it's when he first got it.

01:03:17.820 Oh, yeah.

01:03:18.480 I mean, he got a dishwasher.

01:03:21.280 Yeah.

01:03:22.100 Yeah.

01:03:22.720 But that's, it is nice.

01:03:25.800 Yeah.

01:03:26.160 I like having a good dishwasher.

01:03:27.240 Let me think.

01:03:27.880 I would probably kill. 1.00

01:03:30.520 I don't want to have sex with Dave because I've seen some of his sex videos and some of 1.00

01:03:33.180 it seems like. 0.99

01:03:35.260 Yeah.

01:03:35.900 Too much.

01:03:36.380 It just seems a lot, especially if I'm a man and he's a man, you know what I'm saying? 0.99

01:03:39.740 Like, if you do the body math, it's going to be a fucking, it's going to be, it's going 0.98

01:03:45.000 to be a weird equation. 0.97

01:03:46.060 So I don't want that.

01:03:47.560 I don't think I want to be a part of that.

01:03:49.160 Okay. 1.00

01:03:49.680 So kill him. 1.00

01:03:50.340 I'd have to, I guess I would have to kill him maybe. 1.00

01:03:52.560 Okay. 1.00

01:03:53.700 And then I'd probably marry Glenny.

01:03:56.900 Yeah.

01:03:57.160 And then I'd smash big Frank.

01:03:58.480 Yeah. 0.51

01:03:59.680 You'd rather, okay. 1.00

01:04:01.480 I would just fuck that guy. 1.00

01:04:02.340 So would you smash him? 1.00

01:04:03.760 I think I'd have to. 0.97

01:04:05.120 Yeah.

01:04:05.740 You know?

01:04:06.220 Yeah.

01:04:08.460 That's not bad.

01:04:09.360 I don't think so.

01:04:10.220 And I don't know him either.

01:04:11.440 So it could be like, you know, you blindfold everybody.

01:04:14.480 Everybody.

01:04:15.820 Me and him.

01:04:16.920 Yeah.

01:04:17.160 But it seems like there's a lot of him.

01:04:18.880 Yeah.

01:04:19.240 Okay.

01:04:19.400 I think that's why I said that.

01:04:20.840 But yeah, I think you blindfold everybody and then you just kind of hope for the best.

01:04:25.560 Yeah.

01:04:25.800 No, he's, yeah.

01:04:26.560 He screams a lot. 1.00

01:04:27.660 He's crazy. 0.85

01:04:28.180 Yeah. 0.99

01:04:28.540 He seems kind of crazy.

01:04:29.920 So yeah, I think I would just be in and out of there, man.

01:04:32.940 Yeah.

01:04:33.100 It's quick.

01:04:33.660 Hit it and quit it.

01:04:34.960 Yeah.

01:04:35.320 And heavy on the quit it.

01:04:37.000 Yeah.

01:04:37.720 Keep him blindfolded.

01:04:39.020 Get out of there.

01:04:40.300 So, okay.

01:04:41.740 So you quit working at the, um, so then did you quit college completely?

01:04:46.220 And then how did you get over to New York?

01:04:48.240 Yeah.

01:04:48.620 I was still in school when the barstool gave me an internship.

01:04:52.080 So I had an internship for like a week.

01:04:54.140 In Ohio.

01:04:55.060 Yeah.

01:04:55.580 So.

01:04:56.160 So you were like the barstool girl in Ohio.

01:04:57.760 Oh, people, you must've been like the, it must've been insane.

01:05:00.720 You're in college at the time.

01:05:01.780 Yeah.

01:05:02.820 Wow.

01:05:03.220 Yeah.

01:05:03.820 That was cool. 1.00

01:05:04.360 People must've fucking went ape shit. 1.00

01:05:06.460 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:06.820 I hated it.

01:05:07.600 It was so bad.

01:05:08.140 I stopped going out.

01:05:09.240 No way.

01:05:09.880 That is when you go out.

01:05:11.360 No, I hated it.

01:05:12.240 I told you, I'm like, so I'm awkward.

01:05:14.220 I hated it.

01:05:15.120 Everyone just wanted to like take pictures and stuff.

01:05:17.840 And I was, it was so awkward.

01:05:19.560 Really?

01:05:19.980 I hated it.

01:05:20.720 Yeah.

01:05:20.980 So I stayed home and, but that's when I started my podcast.

01:05:23.840 I was like, well, I have to do this if I want to do it.

01:05:25.760 So I was just making a bunch, I was making like five videos a day.

01:05:28.940 And then, um, I started my podcast.

01:05:30.820 Okay.

01:05:31.260 And then I moved, I, I moved to New York and your podcast was what?

01:05:35.900 Plan Brie.

01:05:36.680 Plan Brie.

01:05:37.200 Yeah.

01:05:37.400 You still have it?

01:05:38.060 Yeah.

01:05:38.440 Okay.

01:05:38.740 I didn't know that.

01:05:39.620 Yeah.

01:05:40.540 Um, and then, so then you got your own podcast going.

01:05:44.140 It's on Barstool.

01:05:44.940 It's on Barstool.

01:05:45.680 Yeah.

01:05:45.900 Okay.

01:05:46.520 And I, uh, and you moved to New York city.

01:05:48.640 Yeah.

01:05:48.820 I tried to do both.

01:05:49.740 I tried to do school and Barstool, but I realized I was never going to get into PA school with

01:05:55.500 my content.

01:05:56.380 So I dropped out of school and then I moved to New York by myself.

01:06:00.040 Wow.

01:06:00.800 Yeah.

01:06:01.100 And what did your mom say?

01:06:04.080 She still doesn't get it.

01:06:05.560 She doesn't know.

01:06:06.460 She's older.

01:06:07.540 She's, um, she's like 65.

01:06:10.180 So she doesn't, she doesn't understand what's going on.

01:06:12.400 But once I started like paying all my own bills, she was just like, this is good.

01:06:16.920 You can do it.

01:06:17.460 Okay.

01:06:17.860 All good.

01:06:18.760 And, um, yeah, she still has no idea.

01:06:20.580 She doesn't know what Barstool is.

01:06:21.440 She doesn't have, she doesn't even know what a podcast is.

01:06:24.280 Really?

01:06:24.780 Yeah.

01:06:24.940 She'll never hear any of this.

01:06:26.600 What does she do then? 0.94

01:06:27.740 Where does she, is she in a facility?

01:06:30.500 Is she, she got a, no, she's laid up.

01:06:33.740 She got a double knee replacement.

01:06:35.560 Ooh.

01:06:36.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:37.280 Dude, you got a fucking, who talked her into that? 1.00

01:06:40.560 She's crazy. 1.00

01:06:41.400 She got a double knee replacement, but she took a look around everyone else. 0.98

01:06:45.380 And she won't, she's brave.

01:06:46.560 She only took Tylenol after it.

01:06:48.280 So she's been all laid up.

01:06:49.600 She goes to the, um, she goes to the Y every day and swims.

01:06:52.640 Oh, I love the YMCA.

01:06:53.300 She's retired.

01:06:54.280 She's in there every day swimming at the Y.

01:06:56.100 Really?

01:06:56.560 Every day.

01:06:57.140 Oh, that's cool.

01:06:57.980 Mm-hmm.

01:06:58.260 That's what she does though. 0.90

01:06:59.500 But she doesn't know what I do.

01:07:00.800 And she's in Suffolk County?

01:07:03.260 Yeah.

01:07:03.480 She's in Plymouth County.

01:07:04.800 Plymouth.

01:07:05.320 Mm-hmm. 1.00

01:07:05.800 Damn. 1.00

01:07:06.160 They got a good Y up there? 1.00

01:07:07.280 Yeah.

01:07:08.120 Hanover Y.

01:07:08.740 She loves it.

01:07:09.400 I love YMCA's, man.

01:07:10.580 You do?

01:07:11.080 You go?

01:07:12.040 Oh, we used to go all the time. 0.99

01:07:13.760 It was like the place we would fucking go, boy. 0.97

01:07:16.180 It's where I learned everything. 0.99

01:07:17.480 Yeah.

01:07:17.840 I used to get a day pass.

01:07:19.720 Yeah.

01:07:20.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:20.600 Oh, the poor moms would drop their kids off at the fucking YMCA. 1.00

01:07:23.540 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:23.980 You would walk between there and they would kick you out of there and then you have to

01:07:26.120 go to the library.

01:07:27.420 Yeah.

01:07:28.040 I remember being in the library and being like, where can we swim? 0.99

01:07:30.320 And they're like, this is a fucking library. 0.97

01:07:31.960 I would sneak into the back with like the, the daycare, but it's like, it's just like 11 0.99

01:07:36.500 year old kids watching smaller kids and they all have smocks on for

01:07:40.540 some reason.

01:07:41.360 So I just walk in and put a smock on.

01:07:43.280 I was just there.

01:07:44.380 And then I would sneak to the pool and they never let you go off the diving board though.

01:07:48.740 Yeah.

01:07:49.060 Yeah.

01:07:49.360 And they shouldn't.

01:07:50.540 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:07:51.240 Because you're going to fucking drown. 1.00

01:07:52.780 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:53.100 That's true.

01:07:54.200 Um, yeah.

01:07:56.280 Especially if you, if the person on the diving board looks like the same person who's about

01:07:59.420 to jump off a building, it's really the same look.

01:08:01.800 Like if you ever see somebody about to jump off a building, like, I don't know if I should

01:08:04.440 be doing this.

01:08:05.420 Yeah.

01:08:05.720 It's the same look as a kid that shouldn't be going off that board.

01:08:08.300 He's terrified.

01:08:09.880 Um, yeah, dude, the YMCA, man.

01:08:12.340 I fell in love with a girl there one time. 0.99

01:08:14.500 Cause she, um, she had tits, right? 1.00

01:08:18.800 Nobody had ever seen them. 0.99

01:08:19.920 Ever.

01:08:20.460 I mean, none of our friends. 0.94

01:08:21.900 I remember when we came, we're like, damn, what's wrong with her? 0.94

01:08:24.360 You know, I think she has cancer, like on her chest, like beautiful cancer, you know, 0.99

01:08:29.080 cause she just had these, you know, she had them growths on her. 0.98

01:08:31.740 We'd never seen it.

01:08:33.240 And, uh, she ended up getting killed years later.

01:08:36.900 Oh.

01:08:37.640 I know.

01:08:38.140 Wasn't cancer?

01:08:39.520 I don't know what got her.

01:08:40.720 That'd be crazy if it was, but.

01:08:43.260 She got murdered or she. 0.97

01:08:44.860 What if it was breast cancer that she died of? 0.87

01:08:46.960 I hate to say that cause it's very sad and it takes a lot of people, but.

01:08:50.620 I wouldn't be shocked though.

01:08:51.780 She had so much breast. 1.00

01:08:52.980 How young was she with the breasts? 1.00

01:08:54.440 I mean, I don't know.

01:08:57.220 We didn't know what they were.

01:08:58.900 Like, I remember.

01:09:00.380 Were they like purple?

01:09:01.120 Somebody thought she was having twins or something. 0.52

01:09:02.780 Cause you saw like two heads coming out of her body. 1.00

01:09:04.860 Were there veins?

01:09:06.120 We didn't see them that good. 0.99

01:09:08.440 Damn. 0.98

01:09:09.140 I mean, we drew so many pictures of them. 1.00

01:09:12.120 And we fucking guessed what they were like, boy. 0.98

01:09:14.740 We guessed. 0.99

01:09:15.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:09:15.920 Like I remember we'd shake each other and be like, describe her fucking tits to me. 1.00

01:09:19.980 Like we were fucking, we really, really were excited. 1.00

01:09:22.300 You know, we couldn't help it. 0.99

01:09:23.620 We were just human males.

01:09:24.820 Yeah. 0.97

01:09:26.400 How old, when you're a human male, how old do you start getting excited about tits? 0.98

01:09:30.600 Like, when are you like, whoa? 0.96

01:09:36.160 Well, I think there's two things.

01:09:37.520 There's one, there's like a physiological part of it.

01:09:40.520 Physiological.

01:09:40.940 Is that a word?

01:09:41.300 That physiological?

01:09:42.880 Physiological.

01:09:43.120 Your body, you can't help it.

01:09:46.980 Like, you'll be like, um, your, all your blood will run to the, like all your blood will run

01:09:53.800 to the front of your body. 0.96

01:09:54.780 If a woman's around, like literally you'll feel the back of your body just kind of fucking 1.00

01:09:58.740 like sag a little. 0.99

01:10:00.020 Like you're just, yeah, go cold.

01:10:01.540 Like you're so, there's just, you can't help that.

01:10:04.360 Right.

01:10:05.260 And so, and that's what happens with your wiener. 0.86

01:10:07.880 Your wiener is just the, it's like the.

01:10:09.840 Oh, it's a forerunner for it.

01:10:11.300 Yeah.

01:10:11.560 It's like a, but you know, on a turkey, whenever it gets warm enough in that thing, it's just

01:10:15.120 like that.

01:10:15.560 It's like, this is like some of the blood's like, Hey, we found a way.

01:10:19.160 And it's just like, Hey, this is as far as we can go.

01:10:21.320 You know?

01:10:21.720 Oh yeah.

01:10:22.040 Just, yeah.

01:10:22.580 Just an arrow.

01:10:23.400 That's it.

01:10:23.900 It's like, yeah.

01:10:24.480 It's basically like over there.

01:10:26.180 Yeah.

01:10:27.080 Oh, okay.

01:10:27.860 Yeah.

01:10:28.600 So, uh, so that happens, but then there's another, there's like a visual thing that's kind of happens.

01:10:33.860 I think, um, when somebody has breath and you start to see them, you know, and then

01:10:42.580 you're real kind of, so there's that thing going on.

01:10:45.660 I think there's two things, but I don't know what age it's at.

01:10:48.860 Just whenever you hit, whenever you hit puberty.

01:10:52.580 But it can be before that.

01:10:54.100 If somebody like gets you real visually intrigued, you're almost intrigued from like a curious

01:10:59.060 standpoint.

01:10:59.900 Cause you know, one day you can't, you're going to care.

01:11:02.180 Or, right.

01:11:02.940 Or you just wonder what's going on here.

01:11:05.020 Something's changing.

01:11:06.020 I want to know.

01:11:07.060 I'm curious what's happening.

01:11:10.040 Um, and then I was at summer camp and they had a guy and he was dating one of the counselors.

01:11:14.880 And like you said, it was through YMCA. 0.98

01:11:16.000 So it was just like, yeah, they're just like the oldest kids get to fucking wash off. 0.97

01:11:20.180 And he would let us look down his girlfriend's shirt for a little while. 0.98

01:11:25.680 No.

01:11:26.340 Yeah.

01:11:27.340 His girlfriend.

01:11:28.340 Yeah.

01:11:28.640 Yeah.

01:11:28.800 He like kind of got off on her or something at the park.

01:11:31.660 So I remember, especially if it rained out and there wasn't anything for us to do, he'd

01:11:34.900 let us get in line and look.

01:11:36.500 Did you look?

01:11:37.260 Yeah.

01:11:37.640 I looked, dude.

01:11:38.760 Dude, it was so awesome.

01:11:39.980 I couldn't even see.

01:11:41.100 That's how awesome it was. 0.99

01:11:42.440 Like I would look and I was fucking. 0.99

01:11:45.580 You were done. 0.99

01:11:46.620 I was blinded by my own excitement for it. 1.00

01:11:49.940 Like, fuck dog. 1.00

01:11:50.940 I'd be like, dude, I didn't see him. 1.00

01:11:52.080 And he'd be like, you just fucking looked. 0.99

01:11:54.560 I'm like, but I fucking didn't see, dude. 0.99

01:11:56.840 You blinked. 1.00

01:11:58.180 Damn, you were so excited. 1.00

01:11:59.840 Oh, yeah, we were. 1.00

01:12:01.680 Oh, God.

01:12:02.320 We were so excited.

01:12:03.920 Um, okay.

01:12:04.980 So what happened then?

01:12:05.960 So you get, so now you're in New York, you're living there.

01:12:09.260 And who'd you choose to live with and how'd you find a place?

01:12:12.560 Uh, well, I moved here during COVID.

01:12:14.760 So no one lived here.

01:12:16.180 Okay.

01:12:16.360 So it was the easiest time to move here.

01:12:17.660 It was scary though.

01:12:18.440 Okay.

01:12:18.600 Because no one was here.

01:12:19.540 But apartments were half the price.

01:12:21.900 So I moved in to the shittiest apartment. 0.97

01:12:24.800 It was disgusting. 0.99

01:12:25.940 There was like cockroaches.

01:12:27.160 There was holes in the wall.

01:12:28.700 It was so bad.

01:12:29.680 And I, I called my best friend and I asked her to drop out of school and move to New York

01:12:33.500 with me.

01:12:34.140 And she did.

01:12:36.960 Now, is that a best friend or is that somebody who is?

01:12:42.020 A product of the system.

01:12:44.000 Like, what are we, what are we looking at here?

01:12:46.800 Um, she, yeah.

01:12:48.060 Well, she works at Barstool now. 0.99

01:12:49.200 I got her a job.

01:12:49.960 You did?

01:12:50.600 Yeah.

01:12:50.900 Oh, wait, what's her name?

01:12:51.880 Grace.

01:12:52.560 Oh, I think I seen her maybe.

01:12:53.760 She's my, um, she's my co-host.

01:12:55.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:56.580 Yeah.

01:12:56.760 She's the redhead. 1.00

01:12:57.820 She's the, yeah. 1.00

01:12:58.980 She's Irish.

01:12:59.780 She's Irish.

01:13:00.580 She's Irish.

01:13:01.180 Yeah.

01:13:01.760 Yeah.

01:13:01.920 Beautiful young lady.

01:13:02.820 She seems like, uh, you guys have a lot of good time together.

01:13:05.420 Yeah.

01:13:05.720 So she's a, she's a, she's a down girl, but it could have went really bad.

01:13:09.440 She was door dashing when she, she moved here. 1.00

01:13:12.020 So she couldn't, what do you mean knocking and running off or whatever?

01:13:15.500 Yeah.

01:13:16.600 No, no.

01:13:17.300 She was, uh, she was on foot delivering food.

01:13:20.220 Oh, really?

01:13:21.280 On foot?

01:13:22.080 On foot.

01:13:22.860 Oh my God.

01:13:24.640 What?

01:13:25.240 On foot.

01:13:26.280 She would have to go.

01:13:27.180 I remember it was like Superbowl Sunday and she had to go from like the top of Manhattan 0.99

01:13:31.860 to like a fucking, to fucking try back out on foot in her Sorrel snow boots. 1.00

01:13:38.840 She did like, she was on foot for like three hours, but you only made one delivery because 1.00

01:13:43.400 she had to go so far.

01:13:46.400 So far. 1.00

01:13:47.760 What a fucking psychopath. 1.00

01:13:49.100 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:50.040 And she still couldn't pay rent.

01:13:52.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:52.960 No shit, dude. 0.99

01:13:54.600 Well, she could have, if she'd have been sponsored by North Face, dude. 1.00

01:13:57.900 How fucking far is that track? 0.95

01:14:00.700 That's gotta be, it was a, had to have been a three hour track on foot and she would come 0.98

01:14:07.260 home and she'd come home and she'd be like purple.

01:14:11.320 It was so bad.

01:14:13.340 It was so bad.

01:14:14.320 And I'd come home like, ah, I'll get you a job one day.

01:14:17.680 What about you get there and they're like, you forgot the sauce and then you just literally

01:14:22.020 take a sword out and just take your own life right there.

01:14:25.300 It was close to that. 1.00

01:14:27.100 It was close to that.

01:14:28.840 Yeah.

01:14:29.480 It was crazy.

01:14:30.960 But she's not door dashing anymore. 0.97

01:14:32.380 She, I got her a job. 1.00

01:14:33.940 She deserves a job, but I got her for her. 0.84

01:14:36.020 Yeah.

01:14:36.500 I mean, there should be like, I think in the future, so many people do door dash and stuff

01:14:41.180 now, you know, I think there will be a competition.

01:14:43.580 If they're smart, they'll turn into a competition where it's like, how do you get this chalupa right

01:14:48.300 through these different obstacles and get it to, yes.

01:14:51.420 Yeah.

01:14:51.640 Or like some type of way to do it, if they started to make like a cool, like a series

01:14:55.300 of events out of it.

01:14:56.260 Yeah.

01:14:56.480 Like American Ninja Warrior.

01:14:58.120 Yeah.

01:14:58.560 But something, yeah.

01:14:59.260 Like a, like a course.

01:15:00.900 Yeah.

01:15:01.240 Through the park.

01:15:02.120 American Ninja Dorier.

01:15:04.700 Yeah.

01:15:04.920 Dorier.

01:15:05.420 Oh, okay.

01:15:06.300 Sorry.

01:15:06.860 No, it's okay. 0.99

01:15:07.440 Let's see a little big gay. 1.00

01:15:08.900 It's okay. 0.99

01:15:09.880 Dorier.

01:15:10.780 Dorier.

01:15:11.360 Because of DoorDash, you know?

01:15:12.540 Yeah.

01:15:13.520 Yeah.

01:15:13.760 See, it wasn't that good.

01:15:14.500 It wasn't.

01:15:15.120 Yeah.

01:15:15.960 It's okay.

01:15:16.860 Well, here's the thing about DoorDashing is.

01:15:19.640 Do you ever DoorDash?

01:15:20.320 No.

01:15:22.340 I'll tell you what I did, though.

01:15:24.240 I, uh, I used to do pizza.

01:15:27.060 I was in pizza sales, right?

01:15:28.380 Okay.

01:15:29.920 And, um, the manager or the assistant manager on Sunday, he was a, um, a BAC, right? 1.00

01:15:41.420 He's born again Christian.

01:15:42.600 Oh, okay.

01:15:43.240 And so, we would do fake orders that came in, and we'd be like, oh, we got a call in

01:15:48.300 from, like, uh, Ricky Gervais or something, right?

01:15:52.720 In our town.

01:15:53.400 It was, like, a small town, right?

01:15:54.420 Like, out on, like, Million Dollar Road, right?

01:15:57.820 Like, they had a place by us called Million Dollar Road.

01:15:59.800 Um, but it would be, like, middle of nowhere.

01:16:04.660 And these were real people, real names?

01:16:06.540 Celebrities, right?

01:16:07.280 Okay.

01:16:07.760 But he didn't know any celebrities, because he was only through the church, everything he

01:16:10.920 saw was, so if you'd have been, like, Paul the Apostle, you know, down on Main Street,

01:16:15.880 he'd have been, like, oh, insane.

01:16:17.400 Right.

01:16:17.580 But if you were, like, Ricky Gervais, he had no idea.

01:16:20.280 If you were, like, um, Sam Elliott, he had no idea, you know?

01:16:24.220 So, he would drive off and go deliver the stuff, and we would, um, we would deep fry

01:16:30.040 everything in the place, uh, like, any type of meats or even pudding.

01:16:35.460 If you put it in a deep fry, it'll fry.

01:16:37.060 Oh, okay.

01:16:37.960 So, we'd have fried pudding, chunks, and be drinking just draft beer.

01:16:41.160 Oh, nice. 0.99

01:16:42.220 And he'd come back, we'd be so fucked up, right? 0.98

01:16:44.600 We'd be just, like... 0.99

01:16:46.040 Of the oil?

01:16:47.180 Oh, he'd come rolling back in, and he'd be, like, Ricky Gervais doesn't want his pie.

01:16:53.820 And we were, like, just ripped at that point, so he would just be yelling, like, obscenities 0.97

01:16:58.040 and shit at him, and he'd get all pissed off at us. 0.91

01:17:00.180 So, I worked there. 0.99

01:17:02.420 I had to work at, I was court-ordered to work at, um, the water treatment facility in our

01:17:07.360 town.

01:17:07.700 That was, like, a big thing.

01:17:08.840 Okay.

01:17:09.680 What'd you have to do?

01:17:11.400 Just watch the water.

01:17:12.960 Okay.

01:17:13.600 Make sure it was clean.

01:17:14.680 Um, get, you know, you would net it and stuff like that, get stuff out of it.

01:17:19.860 Okay.

01:17:20.760 Uh, which is pretty crazy, because we would miss a lot of stuff, too.

01:17:25.360 Um, but, what about yourself?

01:17:30.600 I was, uh, I worked at a fast food restaurant.

01:17:34.040 I was, uh, um, I was, like, the girl that yelled the numbers, but I was, too, like, someone's

01:17:39.480 number, you'd be, like, number 45.

01:17:41.300 Oh, yeah.

01:17:41.740 But I was, too, I was too nervous to yell them.

01:17:43.680 What?

01:17:44.040 Yeah, I was too nervous.

01:17:45.220 I was so weird as a kid.

01:17:46.600 I was, like, so insecure and scared, so I wouldn't yell it.

01:17:49.520 I'd be, like, number 45.

01:17:53.120 And I'd just, like, I'd, like, find, I'd, like, look for people that were, like, looking,

01:17:56.640 waiting for their order, and I'd just give it to them.

01:17:58.200 Like, oh, they need it.

01:17:59.080 Yeah.

01:17:59.440 And then, uh, I was a nanny.

01:18:01.460 I was a bottle girl.

01:18:03.140 That was terrible.

01:18:03.720 Really?

01:18:04.200 That was terrible. 0.97

01:18:05.080 Was it after you got your breasts or not? 0.94

01:18:07.160 That was before.

01:18:08.140 Really?

01:18:08.560 Flat bottle girl? 0.99

01:18:09.640 Flat bottle girl. 1.00

01:18:10.700 Damn. 1.00

01:18:10.980 And I refused. 1.00

01:18:11.620 I was the only bottle girl.

01:18:12.700 You don't have to wear those, like, leotards.

01:18:15.120 Yeah.

01:18:15.520 I refused.

01:18:16.280 I just wore a dress.

01:18:17.680 I just wore a dress.

01:18:19.480 Really?

01:18:19.920 Yeah.

01:18:20.560 Well, I had, like, a big bombshell bra, so it looked like I had something going on.

01:18:24.800 Right.

01:18:25.120 But you were in a, yeah, you were kind of, like, the, um, who's, uh, I'm trying to think

01:18:31.140 of that woman who sings that song, uh, the dog days are over.

01:18:40.960 You know what I'm talking about?

01:18:41.940 No idea.

01:18:43.240 Yeah, you were, like, the Florence and the Machine of the Bottle Girl staff.

01:18:46.520 Does that make any sense, that reference, Zach?

01:18:48.380 Okay, thanks.

01:18:49.920 Um, she was, like, kind of, like, almost, like, she had a little bit more of a hippie vibe. 0.96

01:18:53.440 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:53.940 She was, like, the one hippie bottle girl. 0.99

01:18:55.700 Yeah, and I would always get the good tables, too.

01:18:57.880 Really?

01:18:58.140 Yeah, I had Lil' John.

01:19:00.600 Like, I would get all the Celtics players and all the, like, it was fun, but I hated it.

01:19:06.000 The girls were mean. 1.00

01:19:07.340 Yeah.

01:19:07.620 They were so mean.

01:19:08.960 I hated it, so I quit, and then, um, then I went to school.

01:19:12.020 I was a bartender.

01:19:12.820 Um, yeah, that bottle girl, it's a, it's an interesting industry being caught up in that,

01:19:19.920 I think.

01:19:21.040 Yeah, it's, like, it's, like, real estate agents, because everyone was, like, everyone's

01:19:26.540 area was their, like, real estate, and they were real, they were, like, real protective

01:19:30.880 over it.

01:19:31.680 Yeah.

01:19:31.880 So, if you, like, stepped over to the wrong side of, like, the dance floor, a girl would 1.00

01:19:36.380 come over, and she'd, like, I got into a lot of tussles. 1.00

01:19:39.300 Really?

01:19:39.700 Yeah.

01:19:40.240 Yeah, it was scary.

01:19:41.120 And the management doesn't care.

01:19:43.380 They're just, like, give me all your money, and then you've got to stay until six in the morning,

01:19:46.080 and you've got to count all the money.

01:19:48.240 It's a whole thing.

01:19:49.180 And are people doing a lot of drugs and stuff, you think?

01:19:52.020 I was pretty innocent at the time, so I didn't think so, but probably.

01:19:55.680 Yeah.

01:19:57.660 Had to have been.

01:19:58.840 That's the craziest, yeah.

01:20:00.280 You get all drugged up, and you've got to count all your money and stuff and walk home.

01:20:03.560 Yeah, well, because I remember all the tables, they want you to take shots with them.

01:20:06.660 Yeah.

01:20:07.180 But I couldn't, so I was throwing them over my shoulder.

01:20:09.220 And I got caught one day, and then the guy was super mad at me.

01:20:12.600 He took all the tip money back, and then I quit.

01:20:14.980 Really?

01:20:15.460 Mm-hmm.

01:20:15.920 Wow.

01:20:16.420 Yeah.

01:20:16.660 And so now you have your podcast.

01:20:20.380 Yes.

01:20:20.860 You work on BFFs.

01:20:22.140 Yes.

01:20:24.120 Which I got to come on.

01:20:25.940 You did.

01:20:26.400 It was cool.

01:20:27.040 It was cool.

01:20:27.400 I like it on there.

01:20:28.300 You did?

01:20:28.660 Yeah.

01:20:28.940 I would come back on.

01:20:29.620 Dave hasn't invited me back on.

01:20:30.760 I know.

01:20:31.140 I actually heard you wanted to come back on.

01:20:33.040 I didn't think you liked it.

01:20:34.580 Really?

01:20:35.100 Yeah, I was getting a vibe.

01:20:35.920 It wasn't your vibe.

01:20:37.220 No, I thought it was pretty fine.

01:20:38.380 I thought that it was fine.

01:20:39.560 You know, I got to meet that kid Josh.

01:20:41.080 I never met him.

01:20:42.580 Um, I feel like you were kind of cold.

01:20:44.800 I remember telling you that, I think.

01:20:46.360 Yeah.

01:20:46.840 You know?

01:20:47.400 I didn't mean to be.

01:20:48.960 It seemed like you did, but that's just, you know, that's who you are.

01:20:52.940 45.

01:20:53.860 Maybe you're just awkward, you know?

01:20:55.300 That's what it is.

01:20:55.720 Or maybe you're just really cold.

01:20:57.000 You know, one or the other.

01:20:58.620 I know.

01:20:59.620 I watched that clip, and I'm like, oh, that was tough.

01:21:02.140 That was tough.

01:21:02.500 Yeah, people are cold sometimes, you know?

01:21:04.320 Yeah.

01:21:04.480 Um, okay, so then, and you have a new show, too, that you guys are promoting, I just saw,

01:21:08.760 right?

01:21:09.260 Yeah, I just filmed a reality show.

01:21:11.140 And what is that?

01:21:11.640 Is that legit, or is it just whatever?

01:21:13.260 It's like, uh.

01:21:14.000 Oh, it must be realistic, dude.

01:21:16.600 It's like, uh, it's through Barstool.

01:21:19.380 So Barstool does a bunch of reality shows.

01:21:22.700 Um, I've been on a few of them.

01:21:24.720 I did, like, the most dangerous game show.

01:21:26.500 They throw you in the woods.

01:21:28.300 They lock you in, like, uh, tubs of water.

01:21:32.220 Oh, wow. 0.99

01:21:32.580 Like, it's that crazy shit, but I didn't want to be on them anymore, so I just, I pitched 0.97

01:21:35.880 I'll do one, and I just, um, we put 10 influencers in a house, and we just made them, we made them 0.97

01:21:42.760 go crazy, and we made them turn on themselves, turn on each other, and the prize is $25,000.

01:21:49.060 Oh, wow.

01:21:49.640 Okay.

01:21:50.160 So it's like, it's not one of those real ones, but.

01:21:52.600 So they're in it for a little bit of bread.

01:21:54.140 Yeah.

01:21:54.320 And how long did they stay there for the weekend or something?

01:21:56.580 They stayed there for seven days.

01:21:58.140 Okay.

01:21:58.400 But we were filming from, like, 5 a.m. to, like, midnight.

01:22:00.580 And they're all finished now?

01:22:01.980 Yeah.

01:22:02.140 It's all done?

01:22:02.440 The, the, um, the finale comes out, the 18th, so I don't know when this will be out, but.

01:22:06.280 Got it.

01:22:07.460 Um.

01:22:08.000 That was a crazy experience.

01:22:09.200 I did it with Josh.

01:22:10.480 With Josh Richards.

01:22:11.400 Yeah.

01:22:12.720 Do you like, um, being, um, do you think, um, like, so what kind of stuff do you like doing?

01:22:21.580 I mean, obviously you like where you are, everything's going good, and maybe nothing needs to change.

01:22:26.720 Yeah, I don't know.

01:22:27.260 Sometimes there's always this pressure, like, what are you going to do?

01:22:29.360 I know.

01:22:29.860 Maybe I was even thinking about asking you that, but what do you like to do?

01:22:33.900 Well, I just got into, um, I got into my first writer's room the other day, actually.

01:22:38.640 And it was so embarrassing, because they, they had me in, and Josh Richards, he's doing, like, a sketch comedy show.

01:22:45.180 So I'm trying to get into more writing, behind-the-scenes type of stuff, because I don't really like being on camera.

01:22:49.020 And, uh, we're doing all this writing room.

01:22:50.920 The two, first two hours were good, and then they started asking me about, like, dating and, like, first dates and, uh, like, random hookups.

01:22:58.520 And I, I'd never done any of that stuff.

01:23:00.480 So I just started lying.

01:23:01.980 I just started lying, and it was so awkward.

01:23:04.560 Really?

01:23:05.060 Yeah, it was so awkward.

01:23:06.320 I just started making sure, it wasn't awkward for them, because they thought I was telling the truth.

01:23:09.120 But for me, I was just lying through my teeth and making up all these stories.

01:23:12.400 And now I'm like, I got to follow the lies.

01:23:14.920 Yeah, it was bad.

01:23:17.120 Yeah, I guess if you, if you don't, if you just, yeah.

01:23:23.320 But can't you just tell them it was a lie?

01:23:24.740 What is it for?

01:23:25.900 It was, uh, it was just for, like, his sketch comedy show.

01:23:29.140 They were, like, writing, they needed, they needed, like, research from women, because it's only men on the show. 0.76

01:23:34.220 All the. 0.96

01:23:34.760 So it was, like, field research.

01:23:35.740 All the people that work on the show are men?

01:23:36.940 Yeah.

01:23:37.380 Okay.

01:23:37.780 Yeah.

01:23:38.120 So they brought me in to help, but I didn't have the answers type of thing.

01:23:41.660 Yeah.

01:23:42.100 Wow.

01:23:42.380 Yeah, but I don't know what I want to do in the future.

01:23:45.620 Like you said, I feel like it's, I'm kind of just chilling.

01:23:48.120 Yeah.

01:23:48.480 It's fun.

01:23:49.140 Having a nice time.

01:23:49.840 Having a nice time, yeah.

01:23:50.900 And what about, do you ever think about nursing again sometime down the future, PA-ing? 0.99

01:23:56.180 Um, I mean, it's a good backup plan.

01:23:58.500 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:58.900 Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I mean, you could do a million other things, you know.

01:24:02.180 But, like, I have some friends that are comedians or entertainers, and then once they get a break,

01:24:06.980 like Joe Rogan says, one day he would like to go paint, you know.

01:24:09.840 He always wanted to paint. 0.98

01:24:10.780 He never got, I mean, everybody wants to damn paint, you know. 0.96

01:24:13.540 Everybody wants to do arts and crafts. 0.98

01:24:15.000 I know.

01:24:15.260 It was the funnest class at school.

01:24:16.580 It's so fun.

01:24:17.560 But we all, everybody got caught up doing the other classes, you know.

01:24:20.960 No, I'd want to do, I'd want to have, like, a sanctuary, an animal sanctuary.

01:24:24.600 Oh, God, dude.

01:24:25.300 A big farm.

01:24:26.120 What not?

01:24:26.400 Why not? 1.00

01:24:26.720 What fucking hashtag are you following, huh? 1.00

01:24:29.720 What do you mean? 1.00

01:24:30.700 Are you following gold diggers with animal sanctuaries? 1.00

01:24:34.860 Are you on that?

01:24:36.340 Yeah, something like that.

01:24:37.240 Every gold, like, there's so many chicks out there, it's like, what do you want to do? 0.60

01:24:40.320 And they're like, I want to have some free-range dolphins in our yard. 0.98

01:24:45.460 Like, there's some bitches out there that are like, I want to help. 1.00

01:24:48.060 People say raccoons are so violent. 0.99

01:24:51.440 They don't, they've never treated them the way I have. 1.00

01:24:53.420 Bitch, if two raccoons fucking get near you and you're fucking Joe's Juice, they will beat the living shit out of you. 1.00

01:25:01.940 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

01:25:03.020 Though I want to have my own sanctuary, I don't want to have anyone else's sanctuary.

01:25:05.860 Okay, and what kind of animals are we talking over there?

01:25:08.060 Be honest.

01:25:09.020 Like, cows, horses.

01:25:11.700 Okay, look, hold on.

01:25:12.520 Cows don't need a sanctuary, dude. 1.00

01:25:15.180 Yes, they do. 0.99

01:25:15.960 Whenever I ever pass a cow and they're fucking having a tough time. 0.99

01:25:19.660 No, you save the cows that are going to be butchered. 0.99

01:25:22.300 Nah, nah, son.

01:25:22.660 And then they come to my sanctuary.

01:25:24.620 Nah, nah, nah.

01:25:25.460 So what do you want me to have?

01:25:26.500 You want me to have, like, you want me to have, like, exotics? 0.99

01:25:29.260 I want you to have an animal that needs some fucking help. 0.99

01:25:31.800 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:25:32.360 Like a sloth, maybe get them fucking, hook them up with a motor skill person or something, you know? 1.00

01:25:36.820 Or, like, rub a little bit of gasoline in it at first. 1.00

01:25:40.540 Something that's going to help them speed up a little.

01:25:42.500 Okay.

01:25:42.780 But I think cows, all they do, they eat all day.

01:25:45.480 They stand there.

01:25:47.040 They pass gas.

01:25:48.340 They're having a great time.

01:25:49.300 They're like a stepdad. 1.00

01:25:50.160 They're like a fucking fat stepdad, you know? 1.00

01:25:53.520 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

01:25:53.640 I don't think, yeah, you can't have a rescue with cows in it, dude.

01:25:57.140 Yes, you can.

01:25:58.320 You can totally have a rescue with cows in it.

01:26:01.480 Come on.

01:26:02.020 They're getting slaughtered every day. 1.00

01:26:03.440 Yeah, but they fucking, we need them, dog. 1.00

01:26:06.260 Yeah, I mean, yeah, I know. 0.99

01:26:07.780 I'm not even a vegetarian or anything.

01:26:09.580 Oh, come on, dude.

01:26:11.080 You can't be somebody.

01:26:12.140 Like, imagine you break into somebody's property and you steal a cow in the middle of the night. 0.78

01:26:17.380 You're like, what the hell?

01:26:18.840 Yeah.

01:26:19.420 To save it.

01:26:20.740 To save it.

01:26:21.040 You know, there's not that movie where that cow gets, like, that's not so, I think, I like

01:26:26.220 your idea and I love your attitude.

01:26:28.200 But I think part of it is just.

01:26:29.200 It's a bad idea.

01:26:29.780 Well, the animal, I don't know.

01:26:31.080 And I shouldn't be telling you it's a bad idea.

01:26:32.280 It's a sweet idea.

01:26:33.540 Yeah, no.

01:26:34.060 So, so what, so a sloth, I guess, or maybe like.

01:26:38.720 What animal needs it?

01:26:40.960 Well, I tell you what animal needs to be freed or whatever is zebras. 0.99

01:26:45.420 I mean, they put the bars on them bitches. 1.00

01:26:47.360 They got to fucking get those animals free, dog. 1.00

01:26:49.960 Damn, that's true. 1.00

01:26:50.980 Free zebras, dude. 1.00

01:26:52.060 Imagine walking around where everybody thinks you're in jail, no matter where you are. 1.00

01:26:57.120 That's fucked. 1.00

01:26:57.800 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:57.980 Okay.

01:26:58.240 So I would do zebras. 0.99

01:26:59.500 Okay.

01:26:59.920 I would do zebras. 1.00

01:27:00.980 See, that kind of fits with you too, I think.

01:27:03.280 Like here you go, there's a zebra, she's rescuing it.

01:27:09.200 That's kind of cool, I think.

01:27:10.320 That's cool, right?

01:27:10.900 Yeah.

01:27:11.340 But I would have to do, I'd have to do like 10.

01:27:13.360 I can't just do one.

01:27:14.900 That's fine.

01:27:15.560 Yeah.

01:27:15.900 I'd have to have a bunch of zebras. 1.00

01:27:17.200 Really?

01:27:17.500 So you want, and is that the only animal you want or you think more animals?

01:27:21.120 Well, I wanted cows, but. 0.99

01:27:22.640 Oh, yeah.

01:27:23.100 I'm sorry.

01:27:24.120 So I guess, yeah, no, I'm at a loss for that one.

01:27:26.740 I'd have to have horses maybe.

01:27:28.540 I don't know.

01:27:29.140 But they all seem like they don't need help.

01:27:30.980 Well, horses, a lot of rich people are doing horses.

01:27:33.360 I think there's a lot of.

01:27:34.400 They treat them bad.

01:27:35.580 They do?

01:27:36.140 Yeah.

01:27:36.980 Oh, yeah.

01:27:37.220 They'd be all rich around them?

01:27:38.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:27:39.560 Whipping them and shit. 0.99

01:27:40.880 Riding them. 1.00

01:27:42.320 You're thinking of slaves.

01:27:43.860 You're thinking of the wrong thing.

01:27:45.740 You're reading the wrong books, man.

01:27:47.740 Yeah.

01:27:48.460 But yeah, maybe.

01:27:49.800 I've seen some rich people's horses.

01:27:51.720 There's a guy, and there's a guy in Kentucky, and I want to have him on the podcast.

01:27:54.900 He owns like the horse with like the best semen in it or whatever.

01:27:57.500 And so he, there's three months out of the year where they book it like five times a

01:28:02.720 day, and there's just a line of cars, almost like to Field of Dreams or whatever.

01:28:06.920 To get it?

01:28:07.320 Where they all come and park, yeah, to go and get pumped by this horse.

01:28:10.640 And there's like a, apparently there's a closed circuit TV where like, if you're like, it's 0.99

01:28:15.320 like $50,000 for something to have sex with this horse, so. 1.00

01:28:18.960 Oh, they, I thought they were just pumping it off and bringing it, so they have sex with 1.00

01:28:22.540 the horse? 0.99

01:28:23.040 Yeah.

01:28:23.500 Yeah.

01:28:23.840 Oh, wow.

01:28:24.560 Yeah, it's not like Easy Serve or whatever, or whatever that thing is.

01:28:26.940 Well, I was like, what's going on?

01:28:28.980 I thought they were pumping it off and then bringing the semen to wherever they needed 1.00

01:28:32.900 to.

01:28:33.280 No, it's not like a, like a ice cream machine at a drive-thru.

01:28:36.960 That's how, that's how it's painted in my head.

01:28:39.140 Okay, so it's $50,000 a pump?

01:28:41.300 It's $50,000 bucks, and they go in there and they pump, and they, and then they do it,

01:28:46.160 they, the animals, they do it or whatever.

01:28:48.360 What's so good about this guy, though?

01:28:49.960 He's won all the races.

01:28:51.360 He's won enough races.

01:28:52.800 Okay.

01:28:53.520 It was like semen biscuit or something.

01:28:55.200 What's that the guy's name?

01:28:57.480 Secretariat?

01:28:58.100 Maybe Secretariat.

01:29:00.240 So.

01:29:00.880 That's a movie.

01:29:01.600 Oh. 1.00

01:29:02.520 This guy fucked all his Secretariats. 1.00

01:29:04.600 I know that, dude. 1.00

01:29:05.260 This guy is like the champion horse, right? 0.99

01:29:08.100 He's just full of unlimited semen. 0.94

01:29:09.680 Like, if you even pet him, you get, he's just leaking seed. 0.99

01:29:12.000 He's everywhere.

01:29:12.660 And it's valuable.

01:29:13.780 So there will literally be just three a day, and he's just, all day, he's just sitting there.

01:29:18.160 He's pumping it.

01:29:18.840 God.

01:29:19.420 God.

01:29:20.040 I feel for him, too.

01:29:20.980 So what's this guy, so what's the owner of the horse, he's living lavish?

01:29:24.600 Yeah, I think last year on the horse, they made like $40 million or something.

01:29:28.640 What?

01:29:29.720 Oh, you got to get him on the pod.

01:29:30.960 Yeah, the horse needs to come on, too.

01:29:33.120 That's crazy.

01:29:34.560 $40 million?

01:29:35.760 Yeah.

01:29:36.080 And he's just a lucky guy.

01:29:37.120 He just had this horse.

01:29:38.500 Yep.

01:29:38.680 He just got lucky.

01:29:39.460 Now, he's been in the system for a while, but he was able to, I think, get some horses

01:29:42.720 that were other grandparents and stuff and get like a lineage.

01:29:45.880 You think he's sneaky?

01:29:46.920 Look that up, Zach.

01:29:47.680 I think that that whole business is really sneaky from what I hear.

01:29:51.140 Yeah.

01:29:51.360 People are like sneaking around there. 0.99

01:29:53.620 Horses are fucking in the middle of it. 0.88

01:29:55.100 They're like, oh, let's meet these two horses up like at a, you know, behind a, I don't 0.99

01:30:00.320 know, a Ben and Jerry.

01:30:01.640 I don't know, not like a Ben and Jerry, but like someplace like a.

01:30:03.780 Something like that.

01:30:05.240 Oh, that's a sneaky business.

01:30:06.840 Yeah.

01:30:07.220 It's a sneaky business.

01:30:07.920 Does the guy, does the guy that owns a horse, he's always wearing a suit?

01:30:11.380 Oh, yeah.

01:30:12.360 Huh?

01:30:12.660 Yeah.

01:30:13.280 Yeah.

01:30:13.720 And he just lets the horse out.

01:30:15.020 Like he's just letting it out to leak and then it runs behind the rest area.

01:30:17.380 Yeah.

01:30:17.640 And the other horse is back there.

01:30:20.380 What were we talking about?

01:30:24.880 Oh, my cows. 0.99

01:30:26.500 Yeah.

01:30:26.700 Yeah.

01:30:26.860 Your animal sanctuary.

01:30:28.080 Yeah.

01:30:28.300 That's just, that's just, that's a backup.

01:30:30.900 But where could you do that in Southie?

01:30:32.400 Could you do an animal sanctuary in Southie?

01:30:33.980 Like what would that be?

01:30:36.360 I mean. 0.97

01:30:37.360 I mean, some Bruins fan is fucking just walking by, just smoking a Doral, just looking in the 1.00

01:30:43.380 fence like, oh, look at these motherfucking sloths, huh? 1.00

01:30:47.640 Yeah, you could. 0.99

01:30:48.620 I feel like it'd do well, honestly.

01:30:50.340 I don't know. 1.00

01:30:51.140 Those people never see that type of shit. 1.00

01:30:53.180 They don't leave Southie. 1.00

01:30:54.580 I don't know.

01:30:55.300 They'd be like, oh, this sloth, this sloth, yeah, they would just like keep comparing the

01:31:01.920 sloth to like bad quarterbacks that they've had or bad pitchers that they've had in Boston. 0.78

01:31:08.580 Yeah, it'd be something like that.

01:31:09.740 It'd be good.

01:31:10.400 I feel like it'd be good for the community.

01:31:12.200 For the community?

01:31:13.060 Yeah.

01:31:13.520 Yeah, sure.

01:31:14.600 Yeah, I think it would.

01:31:15.580 They don't get to see much.

01:31:17.060 They don't leave. 1.00

01:31:17.520 You come back outside of your sloth and say, fuck, it's smoking. 1.00

01:31:21.520 Yeah, real slow. 1.00

01:31:24.540 Yeah, I think that could be nice.

01:31:25.820 Now, I think a unique Boston zoo would be really great.

01:31:28.880 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

01:31:29.620 Right in the city.

01:31:30.420 Well, we got the Franklin Zoo.

01:31:32.120 They don't have much there.

01:31:33.440 What happened?

01:31:34.960 They don't have much.

01:31:36.240 Really?

01:31:36.520 Yeah, it's like the bottom of the barrel.

01:31:39.580 We've got like two gorillas and then like hyenas.

01:31:43.520 They have hyenas. 1.00

01:31:44.380 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:31:44.840 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:45.280 But they're in like the same thing.

01:31:47.980 They're like coexisting.

01:31:49.160 It's sad.

01:31:50.480 They don't even sell.

01:31:51.420 Like, they don't even have a concession stand or anything. 1.00

01:31:53.040 Oh, damn. 0.99

01:31:53.600 Really? 1.00

01:31:54.140 Yeah.

01:31:54.860 Yeah.

01:31:55.040 No giraffes, nothing. 0.91

01:31:56.460 Oh.

01:31:57.060 Like llamas.

01:31:57.940 So it's like a petting zoo, but they market it as this like big zoo.

01:32:01.120 But it's really just my zoo in Southie.

01:32:03.260 Like, that's what it is.

01:32:04.160 It's nothing good.

01:32:04.760 They're just, there's a, there's a soundtrack that's playing the sounds of like, of like

01:32:08.440 big animals in the distance.

01:32:10.480 Yeah.

01:32:11.300 Yeah.

01:32:11.920 It's more like, and then they just have like a big reptile section.

01:32:15.160 Oh, yeah. 0.99

01:32:15.920 But it's just like, you just snakes, the garden snakes and shit. 1.00

01:32:18.980 And it's always closed because Donna got bit by some. 1.00

01:32:21.680 Yeah.

01:32:22.460 That's cool.

01:32:23.000 And there's only two employees.

01:32:24.320 There's something I love about Boston.

01:32:25.500 I got to go to the Wilbur there and perform there.

01:32:27.260 And it's like the best place ever.

01:32:28.660 Oh, it's the best.

01:32:29.800 Boston people are the best, dude.

01:32:30.940 Yeah.

01:32:31.040 You like them?

01:32:31.940 Yeah.

01:32:32.140 Well, I realized at your show, everyone at your shows, they look like you.

01:32:36.040 You think so?

01:32:36.780 There was a lot of people I was like, that looks like you.

01:32:40.460 Even the women? 0.91

01:32:41.680 Even the women. 0.80

01:32:42.500 Well, I sat in front of it. 1.00

01:32:43.420 It sucked. 0.98

01:32:43.820 I sat in front of the only person in the whole entire place with a mohawk. 1.00

01:32:47.520 The biggest fucking mohawk. 0.99

01:32:49.300 It was so big and I couldn't see. 0.99

01:32:50.760 I had to keep like turning to try to see you guys up on stage.

01:32:53.560 Oh, yeah.

01:32:53.980 But that was a crazy, the mohawk was crazy.

01:32:55.720 I've never really seen one of those in real life.

01:32:57.800 But that was a woman. 1.00

01:32:58.920 Oh, yeah.

01:32:59.480 And then the rest of the guys, they kind of looked like you.

01:33:01.680 It's hard to witness.

01:33:05.700 Brad Kelly was the guy, by the way.

01:33:08.120 Horse guy.

01:33:08.420 Horse guy.

01:33:09.040 Brad Kelly.

01:33:09.360 Horse guy?

01:33:10.420 He's the owner?

01:33:11.580 Yeah.

01:33:12.380 Brad Kelly was the horse guy.

01:33:13.460 How much do they make off that horse?

01:33:15.100 Does it say how much?

01:33:16.020 On seed?

01:33:16.980 No.

01:33:17.600 Where does he live?

01:33:18.980 Lexington, Kentucky?

01:33:19.840 Franklin, Kentucky.

01:33:20.660 Franklin.

01:33:21.120 Oh, wow.

01:33:22.040 That's where you need to get.

01:33:23.380 Yeah.

01:33:23.960 You get out there with a, you start, if you start riding, if you meet a good horse man,

01:33:27.660 you're in.

01:33:28.260 Oh, wow.

01:33:29.020 That's a lot of money.

01:33:30.400 God, can you imagine all that money you could have?

01:33:32.420 What would you do with that?

01:33:33.760 With that kind of money?

01:33:34.620 Yeah.

01:33:35.040 Let me think.

01:33:37.680 If I had as much money as, I don't know.

01:33:40.920 I wouldn't tell anybody, I don't think.

01:33:42.500 You can't.

01:33:44.340 Having money is kind of embarrassing, I feel like.

01:33:46.520 You think so?

01:33:47.160 Do you think since you've started, like, doing well, you're, like, embarrassed?

01:33:51.360 Oh, I've always, I was always embarrassed.

01:33:53.280 I was embarrassed when I had nothing as a kid.

01:33:56.320 And then I remember when I got a house, like, I got a house in Nashville a few years ago,

01:33:59.620 and I was embarrassed.

01:34:00.840 It's not even, like, an amazing, it's a nice house, right?

01:34:02.800 Yeah.

01:34:02.940 But it's nothing, like, very extravagant or, you know, it's a place you'd walk in, like,

01:34:10.380 oh, this is a nice house, right?

01:34:11.240 Yeah.

01:34:11.320 But it's not a place you'd walk in, like, oh, this is, like, you know.

01:34:13.620 That's horse money.

01:34:14.560 Yeah, that ain't horse money. 0.99

01:34:15.760 This is fucking, this is, like, that pony money that's at the fair, but, like, the world's 0.99

01:34:20.380 smallest pony. 1.00

01:34:21.380 Yeah.

01:34:21.680 Like, Tom Thumb or something.

01:34:22.920 I saw him once out in Riverside.

01:34:25.000 He is small.

01:34:26.800 But, yeah, I remember being embarrassed to even show my own home.

01:34:32.140 Really?

01:34:32.760 Yeah, because there was something about, there's just something about, about it.

01:34:37.460 You just feel icky.

01:34:39.220 But it's the same icky I felt when I was a kid that I was embarrassed to show the apartment

01:34:43.440 that we lived in.

01:34:44.160 Yeah.

01:34:44.300 Like, we had a toilet upstairs that was, like, falling, like, right off to the edge

01:34:47.420 of the dinner table.

01:34:48.200 Like, this, it was, like, this perfect brown circle on the ceiling, like, right near where

01:34:52.780 the dinner table was, dude.

01:34:55.560 And so if we had people over, we would always, like, try to, like, lean, like, this way while 0.99

01:35:00.260 we talked to them so their eyes wouldn't, like, look over at this huge, like, fucking piss 0.98

01:35:06.020 brown circle that was coming in through the ceiling. 0.98

01:35:08.660 My bedroom, my first bedroom growing up, it was, it was a closet, but there was no window.

01:35:13.620 So, like, we couldn't consider it a bedroom.

01:35:15.200 So my mom, she stapled curtains up on the wall to, like, make it, she put a flashlight

01:35:20.040 under to make it, like, the flashlight was stuck behind, like, my bed on the floor with

01:35:24.880 these white curtains that you could see through.

01:35:27.140 You could see it was just a wall.

01:35:29.240 And I was, I could never, I would never have friends where I had no friends, because I

01:35:31.920 was, like, you can't come here.

01:35:33.160 Yeah.

01:35:33.600 Yeah.

01:35:34.380 Yeah, if you come, let's, yeah.

01:35:36.260 And the guys are, like, hey, I'm gonna sneak you out tonight.

01:35:38.540 You're, like, all right, I'll sneak out through the window. 0.98

01:35:40.560 It's, like, damn, I can't. 0.98

01:35:41.780 It's a brick wall. 0.99

01:35:43.080 Like a sledgehammer.

01:35:44.160 Oh, that's so crazy, dude.

01:35:45.680 That's wild.

01:35:46.980 Yeah, and I remember we had a bathroom.

01:35:48.800 There was a bathroom upstairs and a bathroom downstairs.

01:35:51.560 And the bathroom downstairs was right next to the dinner table.

01:35:53.860 So it was just, like, it was, just the whole place was just kind of a nightmare, you know?

01:36:00.040 Yeah.

01:36:00.820 It was funny, though.

01:36:02.860 We were always making fun of each other.

01:36:06.000 And what else was it like over there?

01:36:10.200 They had a lot of stray animals in our area, so you'd always, if you went outside, you're

01:36:13.680 always dealing with animals, you know?

01:36:15.640 In a bad way?

01:36:17.220 Yeah, it wasn't, like, a petting zoo.

01:36:18.360 It was, like, a threading zoo.

01:36:19.380 Like, you just felt, like, threatened constantly when you walked outside. 0.99

01:36:22.140 It was, like, you know, like, a couple of fucking cats that hadn't been fed would look 0.99

01:36:26.080 at you like it was your fault. 1.00

01:36:27.520 Like, bitch, I just got out here, you know? 1.00

01:36:29.800 And you wouldn't want to, like, eat dinner and then walk out there because you'd think 1.00

01:36:32.220 the animals could smell it on you, you know?

01:36:35.080 So, but there would be, like, Dobermans.

01:36:38.260 There'd be, like, just a couple of loose brothers of frickin', like, tripped out white 0.99

01:36:42.600 dudes rolling around. 0.94

01:36:43.660 You just didn't really know what was going on. 1.00

01:36:45.720 There was always somebody cutting their hair in the fucking street. 0.99

01:36:48.460 There was always, like, people burning. 0.99

01:36:51.560 Like, I lived in a neighborhood where everybody would just burn stuff in the ditch, right?

01:36:54.440 We lived right outside of, like, the town limit where you couldn't burn stuff in your

01:36:58.780 ditch, right?

01:36:59.740 So, it was a big thing. 0.99

01:37:00.980 Like, people were like, well, at least we can burn shit in the ditch, you know? 0.99

01:37:03.940 You couldn't? 0.99

01:37:04.700 We could.

01:37:05.400 Oh, okay.

01:37:05.940 But, like, four streets over, they couldn't, you know?

01:37:08.240 And, like, look at these city slickers, you know? 1.00

01:37:10.720 Fucking driving their trash over to the fucking... 1.00

01:37:14.040 Yeah, and you were just burning everything. 1.00

01:37:15.360 We were just lighting it up.

01:37:17.480 So, I remember that that was kind of interesting. 0.99

01:37:20.160 We had a lot of people that couldn't read that would just break shit because they couldn't 0.99

01:37:23.220 express themselves. 0.99

01:37:24.760 That's fair.

01:37:27.160 I'm trying to think of what else we had.

01:37:29.060 Oh, they'd have, like, some veterinarian would always drive through our neighborhood

01:37:33.700 and, like, they would, since we're outside of the town limits as well, they would throw 0.83

01:37:37.980 a lot of, like, the animal carcasses and shit, like, out in our yard, like, the... 0.69

01:37:41.820 So, we'd always be out there, like, doing, like, paleontology, like, playing games and 0.97

01:37:45.560 shit like that.

01:37:46.820 Like, making, like, dinosaurs out of, like, the old animal parts and, like, burying them 1.00

01:37:51.360 and then telling somebody else, like, I think there's a dinosaur here.

01:37:53.140 And they would start digging and it would be, like, the shape of some weird animal you

01:37:56.500 never even like.

01:37:57.660 It would be, like, a tail and then, like, one foot and then into another tail.

01:38:01.300 And you're, like, this animal doesn't make any sense.

01:38:04.120 This animal just has one foot, no eyes.

01:38:06.520 And two tails.

01:38:07.680 Yeah, and two tails.

01:38:08.840 Yeah.

01:38:09.600 So, I think things, like...

01:38:11.280 That's fun.

01:38:12.360 It was fun.

01:38:13.700 Yeah.

01:38:13.900 So, like, you were, like, you were poor with stuff to do.

01:38:17.260 Like, I was just poor on, like, a city road.

01:38:19.140 Really?

01:38:19.600 Yeah.

01:38:19.880 Like, we would smoke...

01:38:21.000 We would drive scooters and we would find cigarette butts off the ground and just, like,

01:38:24.740 smoke them because it was cool, but they were dirty and then we'd be sick for, like,

01:38:27.780 three weeks.

01:38:28.560 Yeah.

01:38:29.040 And it was, like, it was just not fun.

01:38:30.920 Like, I didn't have a park to go to or anything.

01:38:32.680 Really?

01:38:33.180 Yeah, no.

01:38:34.060 So, what did y'all do?

01:38:34.920 Did y'all get a Nintendo at home or something?

01:38:37.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:38:38.140 I had a GameCube.

01:38:39.060 Oh, that's good.

01:38:39.560 I had a GameCube.

01:38:39.960 Did you play that a lot?

01:38:40.740 Yeah, Monkey Balls. 1.00

01:38:41.960 Yeah, it was fun.

01:38:43.000 But that was...

01:38:43.320 I didn't have anyone to play with.

01:38:44.640 Really?

01:38:45.020 So, I was just playing it.

01:38:46.260 But what...

01:38:46.620 So, then what do you...

01:38:47.340 So, but you...

01:38:48.160 What age was that?

01:38:49.060 So, but you didn't have any...

01:38:50.020 What about your sisters, though?

01:38:50.820 You guys played together?

01:38:51.640 They were, like, so much older than me.

01:38:53.380 Oh, yeah.

01:38:53.860 They were on drugs.

01:38:55.260 Yeah.

01:38:56.060 So, no, they didn't.

01:38:57.300 We didn't play.

01:38:57.840 I was, like, basically an only child, I guess, with the older crazy ones that would pop in

01:39:02.020 and out.

01:39:02.460 And then we had my aunt and my uncle living in the basement.

01:39:05.140 Nuh-uh.

01:39:05.900 Yeah.

01:39:06.120 Were they cool?

01:39:06.740 On the finish line.

01:39:07.440 No.

01:39:08.240 Really? 0.99

01:39:08.680 They were crazy.

01:39:09.600 One of my aunts kidnapped me when I was two.

01:39:11.900 Oh.

01:39:12.300 And I was that aunt that lived in the basement.

01:39:14.120 And then she left, and she went to Florida, and she never came back.

01:39:16.740 And my mom had to adopt her two daughters. 1.00

01:39:19.020 No.

01:39:19.620 Yeah.

01:39:20.220 It was crazy.

01:39:21.060 That is crazy.

01:39:21.840 It was really crazy.

01:39:22.760 So, then they were around, even though their mom had kidnapped you?

01:39:26.140 Yeah.

01:39:26.440 They stayed around.

01:39:27.780 My mom adopted the two daughters, and then the mom had kidnapped me, but they found me

01:39:32.460 the same day.

01:39:32.860 They found me the same night.

01:39:34.060 Yeah.

01:39:34.760 Counts, but still.

01:39:35.500 Yeah.

01:39:35.600 She said she was just going to take me for a walk.

01:39:37.840 Hmm.

01:39:39.520 Yeah.

01:39:39.880 It was crazy.

01:39:40.540 What about for Halloween and stuff?

01:39:41.880 What would you guys do?

01:39:43.440 For Halloween, we would drive down to the suburbs and go visit my aunt.

01:39:46.360 Yeah.

01:39:46.700 They had some money down there?

01:39:47.740 Yeah.

01:39:47.960 Yeah.

01:39:48.280 Yeah.

01:39:49.260 Boy.

01:39:49.620 And that's why I was my witch, my big witch.

01:39:51.220 And every year, they'd be like, oh, again. 1.00

01:39:53.940 Damn. 0.99

01:39:54.840 And then I started doing hand-me-downs. 0.99

01:39:56.440 I started taking hand-me-downs from my older cousin, Molly.

01:39:58.560 But then when my dad got his big mechanic job, we moved down to the suburbs.

01:40:02.500 So, I had like a split life.

01:40:04.060 Oh.

01:40:04.720 So, I just like pretended I was fitting in and stuff.

01:40:07.180 What company did he work with?

01:40:08.600 Who did he get a job with?

01:40:09.520 He worked for like the, it's called the MBTA.

01:40:13.140 It's like the transit union of Boston.

01:40:15.320 So, it's like the train.

01:40:16.400 Okay.

01:40:16.880 And the buses.

01:40:17.680 And so, he repaired all the buses and trains?

01:40:19.500 Yeah.

01:40:19.860 Oh, it's a pretty cool job.

01:40:20.620 He had like a salary.

01:40:21.660 Right.

01:40:21.780 So, it was like, oh, we can move now.

01:40:23.480 Yeah.

01:40:23.940 Because he wasn't a truck driver anymore, like on and off.

01:40:26.340 Yeah.

01:40:26.840 Yeah.

01:40:27.160 It was cool.

01:40:27.900 Did he do long-haul trucking or no?

01:40:29.840 Yeah.

01:40:30.160 He would go, he would be gone for, I went on a couple of them with him, which was crazy.

01:40:34.220 But he'd be gone for months at a time.

01:40:35.820 Really?

01:40:36.240 Yeah.

01:40:37.060 It was cool.

01:40:37.900 That's a long time.

01:40:38.840 I remember sleeping in a big truck.

01:40:39.540 Really?

01:40:40.120 Yeah.

01:40:40.480 No.

01:40:40.720 And I never knew the truck.

01:40:42.640 They have like full beds in there.

01:40:44.780 I was sleeping on a full bed and we would stop at the, we'd stop at the fairgrounds in New

01:40:48.180 Jersey all the time on the way home.

01:40:50.120 Dude, that had to be fun, huh?

01:40:51.120 It was so fun.

01:40:51.860 Those are my best memories.

01:40:52.960 Yeah.

01:40:53.380 Yeah, those were cool.

01:40:54.420 What, do you remember any of the rides at the fairgrounds?

01:40:56.500 Was it like that?

01:40:57.160 Like just the different rides that had like the zipper and the Gravitron, all of that?

01:41:00.560 The zipper.

01:41:01.340 Yeah.

01:41:01.820 And the one where you stick to the wall.

01:41:03.640 Yeah. 1.00

01:41:03.880 That shit was cool. 1.00

01:41:05.020 Gravitron. 1.00

01:41:05.420 Yeah.

01:41:05.580 I was just talking about that last week.

01:41:07.260 Yeah.

01:41:07.600 That was the one and the guy in the center was like playing rock and roll.

01:41:10.140 And there'd be that one crazy guy that would like start shimmying and do a flip stuck 0.73

01:41:14.400 to the wall the whole time. 0.94

01:41:15.760 That insane guy. 0.59

01:41:16.720 I always wanted to be that guy.

01:41:19.200 Yeah.

01:41:19.420 That was fun.

01:41:20.860 Yeah.

01:41:21.080 That was fun.

01:41:21.860 Mm-hmm.

01:41:23.380 Um, what is your, uh, deal?

01:41:27.440 Like is your deal at Barstool like Caleb's?

01:41:29.300 It's just kind of like a flat amount sort of thing.

01:41:31.080 Is that okay to ask you?

01:41:32.040 I'm not.

01:41:32.160 Yeah.

01:41:32.300 That's fine.

01:41:33.040 Um, uh, yeah, it's like, it's like Caleb's like a salary.

01:41:35.420 Yeah. 0.99

01:41:36.360 Probably getting fucked, but it's fun. 0.99

01:41:38.180 Um, yeah, but I think they do a good job of like, but you enjoy it though, right? 1.00

01:41:44.420 Yeah.

01:41:44.580 I enjoy it. 0.99

01:41:45.160 So I don't even like, it's probably the stupid in me, but I have fun. 0.91

01:41:48.300 I like Barstool and I, with all these influencers, they do, they make their money off like brand 0.98

01:41:52.920 deals.

01:41:53.260 So they don't know when they're getting their next checks and stuff.

01:41:55.820 Right.

01:41:56.120 Whereas I have a salary.

01:41:57.440 So it's, I don't know, it's nice.

01:41:58.560 It's really nice.

01:41:59.340 Also, it's not, sometimes what's like dealing with brand stuff.

01:42:02.540 There's so many little things you have to, it's like so many extra responsibilities that

01:42:05.760 if you don't have to think about that, it's really nice.

01:42:07.460 It's nice.

01:42:07.980 Yeah.

01:42:08.080 You can just stick to being yourself.

01:42:09.800 I know that, uh.

01:42:11.340 Yeah.

01:42:11.500 I don't have to censor anything, which is cool.

01:42:13.120 Yeah.

01:42:14.060 And it seems like they treat you guys good.

01:42:16.320 They do.

01:42:16.880 Yeah.

01:42:17.220 Yeah.

01:42:17.460 I love Barstool. 0.99

01:42:18.380 Everyone shits on it, but I like it. 0.99

01:42:20.360 Yeah. 0.98

01:42:20.540 I don't know why everybody, I mean, I don't know a ton about it.

01:42:22.880 I mean, I learned some about it from Dave, how he like went through the business and put

01:42:25.940 it together and like some of the choices that they made, but it seems like a, a good time.

01:42:31.320 It is.

01:42:32.000 Yeah.

01:42:32.300 People think it's very like misogynistic, but it's like run by women now. 1.00

01:42:37.640 So is it the pan or women? 0.99

01:42:40.360 Yeah.

01:42:40.760 Well, no, but like the, the top performers at Barstool are, are all women. 0.93

01:42:45.260 They are?

01:42:45.800 Yeah.

01:42:46.880 Who is it?

01:42:47.480 You?

01:42:48.480 Oh, you just won this month.

01:42:49.480 You said, huh?

01:42:50.120 Yeah.

01:42:50.420 And you have employee of the month.

01:42:51.840 I don't know.

01:42:52.520 I didn't even know about it until, um, I went to the, I went to the ACMs last week and I

01:42:57.700 was like, why am I here?

01:42:58.940 Why did you guys invite me?

01:43:00.120 And they were like, cause you're the top creator at Barstool. 0.96

01:43:01.980 And I was like, damn, they didn't even tell me that. 0.98

01:43:03.700 Wow. 0.98

01:43:04.100 But, but it's not just me and the chicks in the office.

01:43:06.180 Like it's full of women. 1.00

01:43:07.580 Some people think it's all run by men, but it's not.

01:43:11.760 Um, and they have Megan making money. 1.00

01:43:13.760 She works there.

01:43:14.540 Yeah.

01:43:14.780 I love her.

01:43:15.380 She's cool.

01:43:15.920 She's awesome. 0.83

01:43:16.580 She's really funny.

01:43:17.840 Um, and her husband, I know her and her husband.

01:43:20.520 Yeah. 0.93

01:43:20.940 They're the craziest couple.

01:43:22.200 They're awesome though.

01:43:23.120 Yeah.

01:43:23.480 My stepdad is friends with his dad.

01:43:25.560 Really?

01:43:26.180 Yeah.

01:43:26.720 Okay.

01:43:27.280 They were friends growing up.

01:43:28.220 I mean, they're still friends, but it's like, uh, so it's kind of that, that, that was

01:43:31.900 all kind of crazy.

01:43:33.320 Um, what else was I going to ask you about?

01:43:38.940 Do you have a favorite sports team that you like?

01:43:42.880 Celtics.

01:43:43.720 Oh, wow.

01:43:44.320 So you're stoked about this then.

01:43:45.740 Yeah.

01:43:46.940 This is a big time.

01:43:47.640 Are you going to go to, do you think you'll get to go to any of the games?

01:43:49.580 No way.

01:43:50.440 No.

01:43:50.960 Why not?

01:43:52.480 No way.

01:43:53.900 I'm not going to the games.

01:43:55.140 I would love to, but no way.

01:43:56.780 What do you mean?

01:43:57.520 No way.

01:43:58.100 No way.

01:43:58.500 Like if you ask Dave, he might take you to one.

01:44:00.920 No way.

01:44:01.720 Yeah.

01:44:02.200 He might do.

01:44:02.780 You work there.

01:44:04.140 Dave, me and Dave going to the game together. 0.99

01:44:05.980 What the fuck are we going to talk about? 0.99

01:44:07.700 Who cares? 0.99

01:44:09.300 No, he wouldn't take me to the game.

01:44:10.820 You don't think?

01:44:11.980 Well, should I ask?

01:44:12.740 I could ask him.

01:44:13.640 I have BFFs after this.

01:44:14.640 I'm going to ask him.

01:44:15.360 Yeah.

01:44:15.680 I think you should ask him because you're from there.

01:44:19.120 I am.

01:44:19.700 I can understand if you weren't.

01:44:21.320 But everyone at Marstall is.

01:44:22.260 But that's their problem.

01:44:23.420 That's true.

01:44:23.900 They're not you.

01:44:24.480 They're not employee of the month.

01:44:25.820 Yeah.

01:44:26.340 Okay.

01:44:26.620 They're not employee of the month.

01:44:28.380 Okay.

01:44:28.640 I'll ask them.

01:44:31.840 You got anything else to add?

01:44:35.880 I just feel like we've had a nice chat.

01:44:38.280 I think we had a nice chat.

01:44:39.160 Do you think this went well?

01:44:40.440 This?

01:44:40.920 Yeah.

01:44:41.420 Yeah.

01:44:41.960 I think so.

01:44:42.440 I think it's been interesting.

01:44:43.360 I feel like I'll have a little bit more understanding of who you are and where you're from and a little

01:44:50.300 bit more semblance of your personality.

01:44:51.900 So it's not just like when I see you, it's like I see you, but I'll still kind of have a maybe

01:44:56.040 a slight somewhat, not understanding, but a little bit more clues.

01:45:00.380 Okay.

01:45:01.880 And what else?

01:45:03.520 Watch Project Verified.

01:45:04.680 Project Verified.

01:45:05.460 That's my reality show.

01:45:06.440 Project Verified is your reality show.

01:45:08.040 Check it out.

01:45:08.800 Check it out.

01:45:09.540 Mm-hmm.

01:45:09.820 And yeah, follow along.

01:45:12.880 What else can we think about?

01:45:14.040 Anything else?

01:45:17.200 We had a dude boss growing up, this kid.

01:45:19.140 I'm not going to say his name because he's still alive, but he would say something and

01:45:24.680 then he would say it again under his breath.

01:45:26.440 Say it again under his breath.

01:45:27.800 Oh, one of those guys?

01:45:29.380 Yeah.

01:45:30.040 Wow.

01:45:30.340 And we thought he was twins that had never separated, right? 1.00

01:45:32.660 So people were like, you fucking, get your fucking brother out of you. 1.00

01:45:36.200 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:45:36.780 People would fucking threaten to beat his brother or sister out of him. 1.00

01:45:39.800 Always under his breath. 0.99

01:45:41.260 Did he get over it?

01:45:42.220 Huh?

01:45:42.580 Did he get over it?

01:45:43.700 Yeah, he'd get over it, but it was crazy because then when people were like, we're going 0.97

01:45:45.820 to beat the fuck you out of it, he'd be like, help me. 0.73

01:45:47.920 And then you would hear it again. 1.00

01:45:49.200 Oh, no.

01:45:50.780 So people were like, he is in there. 0.99

01:45:52.820 And then it sounds like that they're fucking with him. 1.00

01:45:55.460 Like he's like being an asshole, but it's just a problem he has. 1.00

01:45:59.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:45:59.600 It was a fuck. 1.00

01:46:01.240 I feel so bad for that guy still. 1.00

01:46:03.520 But his mother was awesome.

01:46:04.880 She was a nurse. 1.00

01:46:06.480 She was a beautiful, bigger lady. 1.00

01:46:09.320 But damn, she was fucking warm as could be. 0.99

01:46:12.380 I love a big, warm lady. 1.00

01:46:14.020 Don't you?

01:46:14.620 I do.

01:46:15.000 What was your mother shaped like?

01:46:18.100 She got a little bigger after the knees. 0.96

01:46:20.620 Oh, yeah.

01:46:21.240 That'll slow you down, huh?

01:46:22.260 Yeah.

01:46:22.800 Yeah.

01:46:23.100 She's petite. 0.99

01:46:24.040 She's like real small.

01:46:25.460 That's too small for somebody.

01:46:27.240 She's real small.

01:46:28.660 Really?

01:46:28.960 They should put her in that cage at the fair then. 1.00

01:46:31.520 Yeah.

01:46:32.080 Come see the smallest knee replacement victim or whatever.

01:46:36.640 Sorry, not victim.

01:46:37.780 Come see the most beautiful little knee replacement woman in the world. 1.00

01:46:43.620 Salty Zoo.

01:46:44.820 Is she a pretty happy lady, your mom?

01:46:46.840 Yeah, she's happy.

01:46:47.680 She's a happy lady.

01:46:48.940 She's a, yeah, she's a happy lady.

01:46:52.440 What are some characteristics you guys that have that are similar?

01:46:55.960 I don't know if we have many.

01:46:57.120 I didn't really, so she, I was with my dad growing up and she was like, her, her, like,

01:47:02.800 she shows me affection through getting me things or like making sure I'm good.

01:47:06.040 But we're not, like, I couldn't just call her and talk to her type of mom.

01:47:09.520 Right.

01:47:09.860 But I know she loves me type of thing, but I can't just be like, I don't call her and tell

01:47:13.340 her what's going on.

01:47:14.100 Right.

01:47:14.420 Type of thing.

01:47:14.920 But she's, she's a good lady. 0.93

01:47:16.780 Yeah.

01:47:17.140 Yeah.

01:47:17.940 Interesting.

01:47:18.700 Yeah.

01:47:19.780 Um, all right.

01:47:21.220 Well, I don't know what else to say right now.

01:47:26.020 You think we said enough of that?

01:47:28.140 Yeah.

01:47:29.380 You think we've said enough?

01:47:31.560 I think we said enough.

01:47:32.740 Okay.

01:47:32.880 Two hours.

01:47:33.100 Is that good for you?

01:47:33.880 Yeah.

01:47:34.140 It's good for me.

01:47:34.760 Okay.

01:47:34.960 Thanks so much.

01:47:35.720 And, uh, appreciate your time and congrats on, um, your success and, um, yeah.

01:47:44.080 And trying new things, trying to make a new show and, um, and being in like a place that's

01:47:49.540 kind of like a man's place, I guess, but it's more women's over there too. 1.00

01:47:53.080 Yeah.

01:47:53.520 Hell yeah.

01:47:53.840 Yeah.

01:47:54.540 And, uh, yeah.

01:47:55.460 Thanks for, uh, sharing your entertainment with us.

01:47:58.260 Yeah.

01:47:58.600 Thanks for having me.

01:47:59.320 It was fun.

01:47:59.900 Yeah.

01:48:00.040 I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:48:07.040 I must be cornerstone.

01:48:12.280 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:48:17.760 I can feel it in my bones.

01:48:21.980 But it's gonna take a little bit.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - May 23, 2023

E445 Brianna Chickenfry

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