In this episode, the guys talk about chickens and women in disguise and how chicks can sneak in and out of the chicken world. Also, we talk about what it means to be a man chicken and a woman chicken.
00:01:36.720But now there's definitely, there's got to be a lot of dude chickens like that will just like hide an egg under their little chicken arm or whatever it's called.
00:01:54.560There's got to be a lot of little, and they hide, and then when they, and then they sneak over by the women chickens and then just kind of sneak it out.
00:02:04.780A lot of dude chickens trying to get over there and just hang out with the babe chickens.
00:02:12.900It's like you don't even, a man chicken, maybe you just look at it in its eyes, you know, say, are you a man chicken or not?
00:02:23.320But yeah, I think there's got to be a lot of female chickens that are men, that are closeted men or whatever, or that are just hiding an egg like, and then when nobody's looking, they just, just.
00:02:39.780Lay that bitch down and then pretend that they're women and sit over there with the, with the women chickens and watch my 700 pound, uh, um, wakeboarder or whatever.
00:02:54.900I don't even know what some of the shows that women are watching now.
00:02:57.240I think my 600 pound dental assistant or whatever.
00:02:59.700There's like all, there's like, yeah, there's a show the other day.
00:03:04.020It was like my 440 pound mailman or whatever.
00:03:07.520Like, dude, if that you're never getting your mail, if that's who is helping you out, that you are, you're not getting any mail.
00:03:18.580So, um, but yeah, that's the thing now.
00:03:23.440You don't, a lot of chickens, you don't know if they are real chickens.
00:03:26.760You don't know who's being a woman chicken.
00:03:28.720Who's being just a sneaky man chicken hiding an egg under its little, um, wing or whatever.
00:03:37.040You don't know who's hiding a little egg under its wing and then it just sneaks over there by the women and is just like, and just drops that bitch off, baby.
00:03:47.000Like, they're one of Easter's little hit men, baby.
00:03:49.620They're just, that's a, there's a lot of, uh, men in disguise being women nowadays, um, all over.
00:03:58.580So, yeah, like that trans, it's like that trans swimmer at the Penn State or whatever, or Penn or, uh, University of Pennsylvania.
00:05:05.580And then two, it was, I was just kind of exhausted, I think, um, like burnt out.
00:05:13.420And so it was hard for me to get into a space where I just, uh, felt like I could just have a fun, uh, normal conversation or,
00:05:21.740or where I could just drop into my thoughts or feelings easily.
00:05:26.480Every week was just, everything was just kind of like a lot.
00:05:30.360And, um, I do want, I honestly want to apologize for that.
00:05:34.020Not like I need to apologize for it, but this is the kind of stuff that's most important to me is having episodes, um, like this and, uh, just solo episodes.
00:05:45.720And so, um, I'm going to do a better job of that.
00:05:49.860Uh, I'm not going to put like a number on myself or anything, but I'm going to do a better job of keeping that going, um, over the rest of the year.
00:12:16.300I mean, you can't, you can't see nothing.
00:12:20.860I mean, the devil could be just smelling the cinnamon stains on your skin.
00:12:26.900And you wouldn't know he's right next to you.
00:12:30.820And then just people would make beautiful art and really, uh, there was just, it's just been a really amazing world.
00:12:36.260And I'll have to go over some of that in the future.
00:12:38.340There's a guy that made these really cool cards.
00:12:41.560And he would, whenever we would do an episode, he would do an outline, like a stat, a stetching or whatever.
00:12:48.560A stetching of a, uh, of the person, the guest who'd been on.
00:12:52.360And, um, he made a great collection of those for us.
00:12:56.640Um, I'll make sure to put it in on the YouTubes so you can see it.
00:13:00.460And, uh, but we moved into another studio and we were there for a few years.
00:13:06.360And then finally we're in a, even a new studio now.
00:13:09.540And so it's just been a, it's been an evolution and, uh, it's been really crazy, you know, and it's been, you know, it's something that really started like just, uh,
00:13:20.720it was kind of just talking about stuff and then guys connecting about things.
00:13:24.500A lot of fellas and sometimes even women were connecting, you know, I remember one woman called in once and a man had taught, had like, uh, like touched her.
00:13:36.800She had, her and her, her, her guy, like they were dating and some fella had touched her vagina in a empty refrigerator box.
00:13:44.560And that was just, that's when I knew like we were definitely on to something, you know, we were doing something right.
00:13:53.940Just cause there was an element of mystery there.
00:13:56.740There was like an, a missing appliance and there was sexual touching, there was sexual tension.
00:14:05.800It was, you know, and I think she was even a redhead and there was, so it was, I remember that moment was pretty solid.
00:14:14.140Um, other moments, the fellow that got hit by the train, um, Dalton, I think was his name.
00:14:24.060And he even said, he said, look, if God wants that train to hit me again, I'm ready.
00:14:28.820I'm ready to be hit again by a locomotive.
00:14:32.860And if, and I knew that's how I just said, damn, we're really doing something here, you know?
00:14:37.300And, um, and yeah, it's just been a special time.
00:14:39.880It's been amazing to have this opportunity.
00:14:42.060And, uh, I don't know if I'm just sounding like, just like a, like a mechanical bull or whatever.
00:14:49.980Um, yeah, this pocket is just giving me so many more opportunities than ever thought.
00:14:57.020You know, it's given me opportunities to talk with, with strangers about stuff that's real.
00:15:02.860Um, it's given me the opportunity to talk with people I really look up to and admire, um, with stuff that's real and not real and fun.
00:15:13.980It's given me a chance to learn a lot about myself.
00:15:18.340Um, and yeah, that's what I wanted to be moving forward.
00:15:22.440And, uh, I wanted to do a solo episode sooner for episode 500, but it just didn't shake out that way.
00:15:29.440And, and I didn't stress myself about it.
00:15:32.580I didn't go over like I got, you know, I just said, look, when, when the time is right, it'll be, you'll get it right.
00:15:38.680And even today we started out an hour and a half late because there was some technical issues here, but that's okay.
00:15:45.980Here we are, you know, and, um, and I'm just, yeah, I just want to say thank you to everybody for just listening, contributing.
00:15:55.520So many people I run into, they're like, man, I sent in a voicemail or I did this or I did that.
00:16:00.620And, and I, I try to get back to as many as we can.
00:16:03.380And, and, um, you know, it's just been a lot, it's been a lot to learn as things have gotten busier.
00:16:07.680And, uh, just some of the fun moments we've gotten to have and some of the real moments and, um, yeah, this, this, this, this podcast has just given me, uh, a lot of life.
00:16:23.320You know, it's given me a job to go to every week, um, which I think has probably kept me off of like probably using drugs sometimes because I knew I had to be here the next day.
00:16:35.360Or I knew I had to be ready for a guest.
00:16:38.480Um, so just thank you for tuning in, man.
00:16:42.940You guys, I think, you know, I honestly, I think there's times where you guys have saved my life.
00:16:46.840Cause I know that just having that one thing on the docket, like, okay, I'm going to be able to, you know, uh, I can't go out.
00:16:54.360I got, I got to work tomorrow and looking forward to my, to my work, looking forward to being able to meet up and, and be here.
00:17:02.400And, um, yeah, and we want the show to evolve and be different.
00:17:06.860Uh, worked really hard in the last year or two to try to, um, spend my spare time going to meet guests and have conversations, get to talk with some of my heroes as they've gotten older.
00:17:22.440Uh, and it's just, yeah, just thank you.
00:17:27.040Thank you to everybody who's, um, who's contributed in some way, whether it be a call or listening or a message or just being a human being and letting me just exist in your ears at some point.
00:17:41.500Um, whether you liked what I had to say or didn't, um, just thanks for letting me, uh, visit with you for a little.
00:17:49.600And I mean that, man, I love you guys.
00:33:47.260Dude, I didn't even know there was a boss at Chuck E. Cheese's, bro.
00:33:51.960The chef, she hooked up with the chef, uh, Pascali, that's in the band.
00:33:57.700Not even the lead singer, not even the rap, not even the mouse, the chef, the, the dude that's, like, uh, playing the triangle and, like, stirring the pot or whatever.
00:34:14.920I'd go meet her for work or pick her up, and it was, like, I would go in there and feel kind of embarrassed sometimes.
00:34:20.140But, um, but she was actually a really cool girl, man.
00:34:24.200And sometimes I regret that I wasn't brave enough to just kind of let it be her past.
00:34:29.280You know, I kind of, like, I kept holding her past against her, and it made it miserable for her, and it made it miserable for, really, just for us.
00:34:41.580Like, we couldn't, like, it was tough, you know?
00:34:46.580Because she could never, I never gave her really room to, like, first of all, I shouldn't have done it.
00:34:56.960I shouldn't have held her past against her, and then I never gave her enough, there was never a way that she could make it up to me.
00:35:03.340Because it's impossible to make up a past, and she shouldn't have to make it up to me.
00:39:05.420So, he'd been, he'd, he's comes out all the time of the tunnel.
00:39:08.840But I'd never gotten to do it, you know.
00:39:10.940Something back there, I'm like stretching and, you know, just, you know, just looking in the mirror to seeing how I'll like look when I walk.
00:39:18.940So, I had a baseball bat at one point.
00:58:25.660It could have just been his sister, and she was just – I was at that age where if any – if a dude had a sister, it was like, she's beautiful, you know?
00:58:33.020And I was the worst – I remember I just – God, at that age, I was the worst at talking to women.
00:58:40.860I mean, and I still am, but at that time, I had really – my buddy would – like, if I had a friend who was like, hey, man, you should go talk to that girl.
00:58:48.040I would immediately – not only would I not walk over and talk to the girl, I would run 15 miles in the other direction.
00:58:57.840I would – and then when I got there, I would start writing letters to the girl and telling her how I missed her, and I wish things could be different and all.
00:59:06.040Just – just – I was just – I've always been a bizarre relationshipist in a way.
00:59:16.380I would be like, dude, that girl's looking at you.
00:59:19.640I would fucking take one step towards her, then 7,000 steps the other way, and then when I get over there, I start drawing paintings of her.
00:59:26.840I'll take art classes, all that kind of shit, but yeah, I always had trouble talking to women.
00:59:31.980But anyway, but now it's not as bad, but it's still not cool.
01:00:59.720I just feel like I'm failing all the time.
01:01:01.460And it's not that I don't talk about it, because I do talk about it, and people just tell me that, you know, I should go to the gym or I should try harder in school or I should do all this other stuff.
01:01:15.320But I just fail all the time, and I don't know, man.
01:01:25.640Yeah, I can relate in the way that – I just appreciate you caring about yourself enough to call and see what's going on and just share it.
01:01:36.260You know, neither one of us probably has an answer, but we can share about what's going on.
01:01:41.040And then at least now both of us – you know, if you're carrying a burden by yourself, if you share it with somebody else, now two people are carrying it.
01:02:18.260And then I realized that I had – my perspective was off.
01:02:22.500I had made unrealistic expectations for myself.
01:02:25.760And I made unrealistic expectations for myself because if I could never get things right, then that means that I'm always wrong.
01:02:39.720And if I'm always wrong, then that attaches to whatever my core belief about myself, one of my core beliefs, like something I think real deep down inside myself.
01:02:51.220One of the things I thought was that I'm always wrong.
01:03:11.620So then once I fail, which is all the time, it attaches back to the old feeling of, well, I'm not enough, right?
01:03:21.360So then it's like almost a self-fulfilling prophecy in a way.
01:03:25.300So I'm not saying that's what's going on with you, but if you're never enough for yourself, then you might want to look at – talk to a therapist about some of what your core beliefs are and how do you find out what those are because that's where I've had to start looking for myself.
01:03:45.840And then also I think stay in action, like stay in action, like stay moving, whether it's that you jog or you go for a walk or if you'd like to go to the gym.
01:03:58.320Those things are important because otherwise you get – like your body is sedentary, and if it's sedentary, you're going to be even more like glum and depressed.
01:04:06.840It's so much easier for depression to like grow on you if you're not a moving target.
01:04:25.940Yeah, I don't know if that's helpful or not, but then it was like I wasn't always in conflict with myself because I would never let myself win.
01:04:51.180I haven't cured it for myself or anything like that, but I at least have a look at it now, and I'm at least now able to – when I pray, I'm able to ask God, say,
01:04:58.800hey, God, you know, help me to see my unrealistic expectations, help me to make those more – bring those into the light for me so that I can see where they show up, you know?
01:05:08.000Yeah, that's all I got, really, on that, man, and give yourself some grace, too.
01:05:16.380Just don't be so hard on yourself, man.
01:05:18.500I'm sure you're doing a lot, but – and don't get caught in self-pity.
01:05:22.200That was something that happened to me for a long time.
01:05:25.980I always had a problem, and if I always have a problem and everything is wrong and everything, then that's self-pity because that's not the reality of things.
01:05:35.940The reality of things is that there's possibility everywhere somehow, but if I'm always playing the victim to myself and stuff and when I'm talking with people, then it's like I'm getting into self-pity, and I'm not judging you with that.
01:06:45.780You know, we have an anger guy coming up.
01:06:47.700We had this episode with Tim Fletcher that was really interesting.
01:06:52.240And then there's just been a lot of stuff going on in the background of just trying to figure things out, trying to grow up, you know.
01:07:03.220I've always been kind of like a late bloomer, I think, and – yeah, and just finding out how do I get to – how do I – you know, one day I'd like to be in a successful relationship, and it's something that I've always struggled with.
01:07:24.060I'm looking at it, and I'm looking to see do I want to really do the work that it's going to take to get myself into a place to be good at something like that.
01:07:34.560It's all – not actual practice with someone, but, I mean, it is some of that for me, but it's like just creating a level of integrity with myself.
01:07:46.360So that I'm only putting myself in scenarios that are – have a lot of upside and value, you know.
01:07:56.920And you can't always know off the bat, but sometimes you know, like, oh, this isn't, you know, this isn't really – this isn't going to make me feel anything but maybe bad, you know.
01:08:16.280They were trying to have the most Kyles ever in Kyle, Texas.
01:08:20.200So, I want to jump on the line with – I want to get on the line here with a Kyle who was there.
01:08:28.660You know, apparently they came up a little bit short over there.
01:08:30.980Let me see the number they were trying to get.
01:08:32.860But, well, I guess we can learn it all about here from this Kyle right here.
01:08:36.180I want to talk to this Kyle, and this is a Kyle, and he was at the Kyle Fest 2024 over in Kyle, Texas, which is only about 20 miles from here in Austin.
01:08:51.820And so, I'm really interested in seeing how that went and what went on down there.
01:08:56.000This right here, we have Kyle Garcia, if he's available here, Kyle Garcia.
01:12:18.040We discussed it, like, why, you know, what, what we think is what happened.
01:12:21.420And, and I think the general consensus is maybe marketing had something to do with it, advertising, maybe a certain amount of advertising was needed to, you know, get everyone's attention, to keep it on everyone's mind, you know, maybe like a certain influencer, you know, probably could have pushed things along more.
01:12:39.880I know that the city put a lot of effort into it, you know, I mean, with the drone show in two stages, you know, it was really cool.
01:13:07.460Um, there were, uh, there were Kyles of all sorts.
01:13:11.700Um, what was really cool was to see, um, really small, tiny, teeny, tiny toddler Kyles, you know, baby Kyles, you know, um, it was, it was, it was awesome.
01:17:58.120I mean, uh, I thought it was like this funny little silly idea and then, you know, I just sort of chased after it and I had the time of my life.