This Past Weekend with Theo Von

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00:01:13.180 Praise God, baby gang.

00:01:15.720 Today's guest is a renaissance man, to say the least.

00:01:20.660 He's a YouTuber, content creator, entertainer, boxer, promoter, musician.

00:01:25.680 He's a boss in his industry, and it keeps expanding.

00:01:31.860 He's now a co-owner of Prime Sports Drink.

00:01:36.140 And I'm grateful to sit down with him today here in the London, Great Britain.

00:01:43.800 Today's guest is Mr. K.S.I.

00:01:49.120 Shine that light on me

00:01:52.900 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:01:58.900 Shine on me

00:02:03.900 And I will find a song

00:02:07.820 I've been singing just before

00:02:10.840 How are you, bro?

00:02:18.520 I'm doing good, man.

00:02:20.300 How are you finding England?

00:02:21.420 Oh, I'm finding it.

00:02:23.600 Yeah, probably one of the best audiences I ever had over in Manchester, actually.

00:02:27.520 Wow.

00:02:28.100 Yeah, they're pretty wild over there.

00:02:29.660 They were.

00:02:31.440 Everybody.

00:02:32.060 Yeah, just laughing.

00:02:33.560 Like the last week of school where you're just hoping you can convince the teacher

00:02:37.300 Like, you have four more days to convince the teacher you were good the whole time.

00:02:41.920 Oh, wow.

00:02:43.060 They were just on it.

00:02:43.980 Oh, they were just locked in, man.

00:02:45.940 I love it.

00:02:46.680 Because, yeah, some places it's kind of different.

00:02:48.620 Like Ireland, sometimes you're like

00:02:50.040 Because they speak English, but they kind of barely, you know?

00:02:53.760 Yeah, it feels like a different language.

00:02:55.980 Yeah.

00:02:57.980 Even in Scotland as well, it can be quite hard.

00:03:00.920 You should.

00:03:01.220 Have you ever met a scouser?

00:03:03.920 No, I've seen Paddy Pimblett.

00:03:06.040 Yeah, it's pretty much that, but in Liverpool, it can be quite, yeah, it can be really aggressive.

00:03:12.840 Paddy Pimblett kind of reminds me of like the most violent Beatle, like if he were one of the Beatles, you know?

00:03:17.080 It would be like Ringo, McCartney.

00:03:20.180 Oh, I thought you meant an actual Beatle.

00:03:22.640 Oh, no.

00:03:23.500 Yeah, bro, this is showing my age.

00:03:25.420 I'm like, yeah.

00:03:26.120 Yeah, yeah, that's a different, yeah.

00:03:27.900 So we're back to bugs.

00:03:28.980 Yeah, they were just, they were one of the most famous bands in the world for a bit.

00:03:32.740 Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.

00:03:34.660 I mean, they've kind of, I guess they have maybe fallen off.

00:03:37.480 I don't know if we can say that.

00:03:40.260 But fuck, they're the Beatles, man.

00:03:43.040 I mean, do those type of eyes ever fall off?

00:03:47.580 I guess.

00:03:48.060 That's a good question.

00:03:48.880 Have the Beatles fallen off?

00:03:50.400 I mean, technically, yes.

00:03:53.760 But if you said that, like, surely you're getting riots at your front door.

00:04:00.680 Yeah, I mean, I think, yeah, there would be some people definitely run to their windows in Liverpool and scoff or whatever, you know?

00:04:05.980 Yeah, scoff.

00:04:06.660 Yeah, like, that's one thing, like, even being, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:12.520 Like, a woman just will touch, even though her button's already buttoned, she'll touch it one more time just to make sure.

00:04:23.540 Oh, my God.

00:04:24.560 How dare he?

00:04:25.680 Yeah, that's one thing that's crazy about being over here is just, like, seeing where, like, America started, you know?

00:04:33.020 Okay.

00:04:33.620 And seeing, like, how, like, a little bit more technical things are and people have a little bit more respect for how they communicate with each other, it seems like, at least in London.

00:04:43.540 Yeah.

00:04:43.860 Nah, I feel like it's coming up.

00:04:45.480 I feel like if you go up to a normal person, like, just walking down the road and you go, oh, good morning, everyone would be like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:04:54.780 Here in London?

00:04:55.900 Yes.

00:04:56.420 Oh, wow.

00:04:57.080 That would be like, that was one of the weirdest things you've ever done.

00:04:59.680 Oh.

00:05:00.060 Don't talk to me.

00:05:01.500 Yeah.

00:05:02.120 Like, in America, it happens all the time.

00:05:05.100 Like, I was in North Carolina a few weeks ago and people were just complimenting on what I was wearing.

00:05:12.500 I was like, what the fuck?

00:05:13.300 This is weird.

00:05:14.260 But in England, if I complimented, oh, I was there like, oh, nice shoes.

00:05:21.360 You're there like, I'm getting robbed, aren't I?

00:05:23.780 Oh, really?

00:05:24.460 That's how it is.

00:05:25.160 But at least they're properly robbing you.

00:05:26.780 Like, hey, I'd like to let you know you have nice shoes.

00:05:29.060 I'm going to take them.

00:05:30.660 They might now.

00:05:31.560 Yeah.

00:05:31.860 I feel like there's at least a protocol of violence here.

00:05:35.700 Okay.

00:05:36.100 Well, in America, is there no protocol?

00:05:37.520 It's just willy nilly.

00:05:38.860 I mean.

00:05:39.220 It's just bang, bang.

00:05:40.100 Yeah.

00:05:40.380 Even if you like, yeah, it's crazy because they'll even have like the telephones, like at the Apple store will be tethered, right?

00:05:47.900 Yeah.

00:05:48.200 But at the gun place, you can just, you know, you can, they're not even tied down.

00:05:53.740 Oh, wow.

00:05:54.520 You would think.

00:05:55.980 Well, apparently you don't even need the ID for guns.

00:05:59.060 But you have to at least, you have to, you have to be able to say, yes, I need it.

00:06:02.880 You have to answer a couple of questions.

00:06:04.080 I think one.

00:06:04.440 Say yes.

00:06:05.580 If you can say yes, you have to answer that.

00:06:08.780 Yeah.

00:06:09.180 And they have one sign.

00:06:10.300 It's like, you have to be this tall to own a gun, but it's very short.

00:06:14.540 Okay.

00:06:15.180 Yeah.

00:06:15.380 It's very.

00:06:16.980 So you can have like a five-year-old who's just there like.

00:06:19.680 I mean, a tall five-year-old.

00:06:21.100 Yeah.

00:06:21.800 Yeah.

00:06:22.580 A small.

00:06:22.880 I know how to use one of these.

00:06:25.400 I love it.

00:06:26.360 No, America's amazing, man.

00:06:27.740 I've been there so many times.

00:06:29.080 Dude, it's such a, it's a, it's a pleasure to see you, man.

00:06:31.060 One of the, one of the like best content creators and entertainers in England and like, and a

00:06:39.340 business guy.

00:06:40.200 Yeah.

00:06:40.560 Yeah.

00:06:40.780 Yeah.

00:06:41.440 Dude, that's crazy.

00:06:42.480 It's funny because England is so small.

00:06:44.460 Oh, it is?

00:06:45.080 Yeah.

00:06:45.660 Well, I mean, it is.

00:06:47.720 Yeah.

00:06:48.160 But so mighty though.

00:06:49.560 Compared to America.

00:06:50.120 Like if you said that exact same phrase, but in America, everyone's there like, yo, that's

00:06:56.620 sick.

00:06:57.520 But in England, it's like, bro, like France is bigger than that.

00:07:00.360 Oh yeah.

00:07:00.600 Oh yeah.

00:07:01.760 Sorry, dude.

00:07:02.700 No, no, it's fine.

00:07:03.760 I don't know.

00:07:04.320 Honestly.

00:07:04.840 But out of England.

00:07:05.620 I don't take myself seriously.

00:07:07.220 So it's fine.

00:07:07.800 Out of England and over the world.

00:07:10.560 When you look at like business stuff, do you, was there like, what's like, were there some

00:07:14.120 small choices you made along the way in your career that like, you were like, oh wow,

00:07:19.080 that was bigger than I thought.

00:07:21.060 Or were there things that you kind of passed up where you're like, maybe that, or like that

00:07:27.560 was a learning curve.

00:07:28.460 Cause you guys get thrown so many products.

00:07:30.240 I mean, people come at me with all types of stuff, you know, like do these band-aids

00:07:33.800 or something to do these neck braces.

00:07:35.400 It's like, I'm not even hurt or anything.

00:07:37.040 And they want you to, um, um, to be honest, I'm, I say no a lot.

00:07:43.400 Like, oh yeah.

00:07:44.340 Yeah.

00:07:44.700 I just, I get so many things thrown at me, something to do with lube, you know, create

00:07:49.560 my own lube.

00:07:50.700 Could be, you know, it could be, it could be a good idea, but I'm just there like, why,

00:07:54.940 why?

00:07:55.740 Like.

00:07:56.340 For the autos or no, for the, for the, for autos or for sex?

00:08:01.320 You mean?

00:08:02.140 Um, I don't know what you mean.

00:08:03.780 Or for like, is it a lube for mechanics for, no, like an engineering type of, um, like

00:08:11.440 a, no, no for, for sex.

00:08:13.680 Oh, all right.

00:08:15.040 Yeah.

00:08:15.280 Now, if you could do a dual lube there, like if you're, Hey, this tire is not turning.

00:08:24.020 Neither is this woman.

00:08:27.120 So you could like, you know, I think if you could leverage that now, that's a really, you

00:08:30.580 know what?

00:08:30.980 You might be on to something.

00:08:32.460 That's an all.

00:08:33.060 Why me?

00:08:33.940 I mean, I don't know, dude, but you're a multi, you, you, you can do a lot.

00:08:37.900 You're.

00:08:38.120 Yeah.

00:08:38.440 I guess I do many things.

00:08:39.920 You do many things.

00:08:40.800 That's it.

00:08:41.380 To music.

00:08:42.220 To, it's a, you more, it's more lovable sex these days.

00:08:46.500 Oh, that's fun.

00:08:47.200 Yeah.

00:08:47.780 Like tickling each other till somebody comes or whatever.

00:08:50.440 Yeah.

00:08:50.960 Yeah.

00:08:51.380 Whereas before it was like, oh, I need to show that I'm the dog.

00:08:54.680 Yeah.

00:08:55.060 That I'm the alpha.

00:08:56.120 Yeah.

00:08:56.700 Yeah.

00:08:57.100 Yeah.

00:08:57.940 Yeah.

00:08:58.340 I've never, I've always come from the approach of I'm not good at sex.

00:09:01.480 So that, so then when you do well, people are like, wow, look what he did, you know?

00:09:06.980 I'm pleasantly surprised.

00:09:08.200 Oh yeah, definitely.

00:09:10.760 Like I've had so much.

00:09:11.640 I've had some real Billy Elliot moments in the bedroom, you know, just.

00:09:18.800 I don't know who Billy Elliot is.

00:09:20.380 He's a.

00:09:21.200 Sorry.

00:09:22.340 No worries, man.

00:09:23.980 He's a famous.

00:09:26.160 What is he?

00:09:27.000 He's like a famous.

00:09:27.820 He was a, like a kid in who was, who was Billy Elliot.

00:09:33.040 Can we bring him up?

00:09:34.680 He was a famous dancer kind of.

00:09:39.420 Yeah.

00:09:39.620 He's a famous ballerina.

00:09:40.520 Yeah.

00:09:41.000 Oh.

00:09:41.560 Ballerina.

00:09:42.080 And the kids were like, he's.

00:09:43.940 Oh, wow.

00:09:44.700 Okay.

00:09:45.260 Yeah.

00:09:45.740 He was like a famous ballerina out of where?

00:09:47.640 He's from the UK, I think.

00:09:50.520 Wow.

00:09:50.880 And his dad and everybody was like, hey, hey, what are they doing?

00:09:56.100 Oh, wow.

00:09:56.760 But then he said, yeah, he ended up just being like the best ballerina or whatever.

00:10:01.840 And at the end, his dad hugged him or whatever.

00:10:03.900 Oh, that's cute.

00:10:05.020 You know?

00:10:05.280 Bought him a sandwich or something.

00:10:06.580 Bought him a sandwich.

00:10:07.740 Something very loving, you know?

00:10:09.020 Yeah.

00:10:09.380 Yeah.

00:10:09.560 That's, it's, it's not what you want to do.

00:10:12.040 Well, it's just like, people are like, oh, this dude, like if this guy shows up and does

00:10:16.440 well, you're like, wow.

00:10:17.460 Wow.

00:10:17.900 He's a sandwich.

00:10:18.880 Yeah.

00:10:20.960 It's not the ball.

00:10:22.960 Maybe that's what the movie's about.

00:10:25.180 I don't think I watched it.

00:10:26.440 Yeah.

00:10:27.000 Fair.

00:10:28.100 Oh, my gosh.

00:10:29.020 But were there choices of things that you did like pass up where you were like, oh,

00:10:32.320 that was smart.

00:10:33.060 Like at the time I couldn't see it.

00:10:34.460 Like, just because like having vision like that is interesting and important, you know?

00:10:37.860 Like, well, I mean, I, I, I can tell you a, a bad situation, uh, where I decided to do

00:10:46.160 this video with some Asian content creator.

00:10:50.500 It was, I don't know why I did it.

00:10:53.260 I think, well, I did know why I did it because I got asked to do it for about like 5k at the

00:11:00.080 time.

00:11:00.440 And for me back then was huge.

00:11:02.740 Oh, it's a lot of money.

00:11:03.420 So I'd just be in this video and I had to like collect balls while being attached to

00:11:11.320 him.

00:11:13.120 So I was also in like Lycra or, or, or just like a really tight morph suit.

00:11:25.040 Okay.

00:11:25.440 And, uh, we had to just be attached to each other and collect balls.

00:11:32.000 That sounds very, pull Billy Elliot back up again, if you will.

00:11:35.140 I think, uh, so now we've each had, um, we've each had, so that was the one I probably regret.

00:11:44.040 I'm sure if you look hard on the internet, you'll be able to find, find some.

00:11:47.780 Yeah.

00:11:48.380 Yeah.

00:11:48.680 We had a group.

00:11:49.820 I, they had a dude, they tried to get me to do wheelchairs.

00:11:52.500 A buddy of mine made like a new style of wheelchair.

00:11:54.840 You know, they have wheelchairs here in England.

00:11:57.560 Like a, well, you know what I'm talking about?

00:11:58.680 Like if somebody's.

00:11:59.460 Yeah.

00:11:59.740 Yeah.

00:11:59.960 We, we have wheelchairs in England.

00:12:01.560 Like that?

00:12:02.300 Yeah.

00:12:02.960 I don't know if sometimes they have it differently, but.

00:12:05.780 What the hell?

00:12:06.700 They have it differently.

00:12:07.900 Sure.

00:12:08.380 Okay.

00:12:08.880 Yeah.

00:12:09.020 Well, people here are more like even tiny Tim.

00:12:11.080 He's like a famous British, um, kid from the Christmas movie.

00:12:15.580 You don't talk about it or whatever.

00:12:16.340 Tiny Tim.

00:12:16.900 And he's on crutches, right?

00:12:17.880 Like he wasn't in a wheelchair.

00:12:18.960 Maybe that's what my brain is thinking.

00:12:20.400 Okay.

00:12:20.420 Oh, fair.

00:12:20.520 All right.

00:12:20.920 All right.

00:12:21.540 So yeah, you guys seem like you have a little bit more like, at least I'm going to do the

00:12:25.060 crutches.

00:12:25.440 Whereas in America, we're kind of lazy.

00:12:27.140 We're like, oh, fair.

00:12:28.700 Okay.

00:12:28.940 I hear you.

00:12:29.880 Um, but yeah, my, my buddy, I was trying to help him out.

00:12:33.420 He had like this prosthetics business and wheelchair business.

00:12:35.880 And so, you know, I did a couple of photo shoots and like some wheelchairs and shit, but then

00:12:39.720 people are like, well, you're not even, you're like faking being, you're like, you're not

00:12:44.880 disabled or whatever.

00:12:46.600 Yeah.

00:12:46.760 Okay.

00:12:47.040 So people got, you know, very upset about it.

00:12:48.940 Ah, so, well, how do you feel about like actors having to be, let's say if they had to

00:12:55.880 be disabled and they weren't actually disabled, do you think they shouldn't, they should or

00:13:02.380 shouldn't?

00:13:02.900 I'd be pissed if I'm watching the commercial for it.

00:13:05.140 Yeah.

00:13:05.460 Right.

00:13:05.760 And then at the end, the guy gets up and walks off out of the chair.

00:13:08.460 I'd be a little bit like, well, that's a magic chair.

00:13:14.820 I don't know what he's having, dude.

00:13:17.040 Yeah.

00:13:17.600 I like what he's having, yeah.

00:13:19.360 That sounds great.

00:13:21.900 So maybe like, um, yeah, I don't know.

00:13:24.900 That was just something interesting.

00:13:26.200 But then there's a guy, a friend of mine who's a comedian in the States.

00:13:29.780 He told me one time, the one thing you can always say is just no.

00:13:32.460 Like if you don't know what to do, then just say no.

00:13:34.820 Yeah.

00:13:35.260 Because you're probably okay where you're at and then you can figure it out.

00:13:39.100 Um, yeah.

00:13:39.980 Well, I feel like I've, I've got quite far by just saying no.

00:13:43.600 I mean, obviously I'm glad, I'm glad I said yes to prime.

00:13:46.560 Yeah.

00:13:46.900 Yeah.

00:13:47.140 I feel like that was definitely, um, a dub.

00:13:50.080 Yeah, for sure, man.

00:13:51.320 I mean, it's unbelievable.

00:13:52.220 I mean, that's something like that.

00:13:53.320 Does something like that change your life to like a different perspective, even for yourself?

00:13:58.700 I mean, that's remarkable.

00:13:59.440 I don't think it's changed me as a person, but it's changed my lifestyle.

00:14:04.300 Yeah.

00:14:04.420 Yeah.

00:14:04.620 I just have a lot more private jets now.

00:14:06.580 Yeah.

00:14:06.860 Yeah.

00:14:07.460 More private jets.

00:14:08.960 Uh, I.

00:14:10.180 More lunch.

00:14:11.220 More, more lunch.

00:14:12.320 I'm able to relax a lot more.

00:14:14.660 Uh, I'm able to just, yeah, not worry about too much.

00:14:18.320 Look after the family, et cetera.

00:14:20.100 Like, yeah, it's just now it's like, I can really just do what I want.

00:14:26.720 Whereas, uh, you know, before prime, I'm, I'm, I'm still like, I was still able to do

00:14:31.800 what I want, but like I had to be more strategic, et cetera.

00:14:37.160 And, you know, like, yeah, I guess play the game a bit more.

00:14:41.080 Yeah.

00:14:41.440 Yeah.

00:14:41.720 Well, congrats, man.

00:14:42.480 Yeah.

00:14:42.580 I mean, it's, it's valued at billions of dollars, that company.

00:14:45.260 It's, well, it's, it's taken us a lot of, a lot of hard work to get to that point.

00:14:49.320 It's just, I think people don't realize cause you see people trying to replicate left, right

00:14:53.200 and center, just the marketing you have to do.

00:14:55.660 Like, especially the first year we traveled so much from America to Europe to all these

00:15:03.680 different places just to promote.

00:15:05.600 Like day after day, like just doing appearances.

00:15:07.860 Yeah.

00:15:08.400 Yeah.

00:15:08.640 And just doing PR left, right and center.

00:15:10.580 Just to constantly get prime in people's faces.

00:15:14.120 Like, yeah, it's, it was intense.

00:15:16.240 And like, yeah, it's quite draining on the body, but like, you know, we knew the vision.

00:15:22.320 We knew we had a product that was going to fly.

00:15:25.380 You know, it tastes great.

00:15:26.420 And you know, it's bad than our competitors.

00:15:29.960 So yeah.

00:15:30.720 My nephew has two primes before he goes to sleep.

00:15:33.440 Okay.

00:15:33.860 Yeah.

00:15:34.300 And he's doing pretty good.

00:15:35.500 He's, um, he has his dreams.

00:15:38.160 He said are pretty good.

00:15:39.580 So I think that's why he enjoys it as like kind of a dream enhancer, but yeah, he's kind

00:15:44.040 of a unique kid, but I think he's only about eight or nine, but yeah, he'll put away some

00:15:47.880 prime before bed.

00:15:49.280 Um, but yeah, I think it's just wild when something like that happens and people don't see how much

00:15:55.260 has to go into it.

00:15:56.200 How many, like just places you have to show up at appearances.

00:15:59.860 Um, whose, whose plan was prime?

00:16:02.460 Was it just you guys had come together and thought about it?

00:16:04.380 So Logan came to me and he was like, Oh, you know, I've got this idea.

00:16:08.980 Uh, um, two other guys that we work with when it comes to prime.

00:16:13.620 And he was like, yeah, we should, uh, try and work together.

00:16:16.760 So I was there like, all right, first of all, you know, we, we were first in a boxing match.

00:16:20.940 So I don't know.

00:16:21.580 Yeah.

00:16:21.640 I remember.

00:16:22.040 Yeah.

00:16:22.220 Yeah.

00:16:22.500 I don't know.

00:16:23.480 Chill, bro.

00:16:24.220 But you know, I was there like, I want to like get, you know, really understand the product,

00:16:30.800 you know, know who the other two guys were and just really understand everything.

00:16:37.120 And, you know, at first I was a bit unsure, you know, I tried the product, the product was fine.

00:16:43.580 I was like, Oh, it tastes really good.

00:16:45.460 And then, yeah, we just went with it.

00:16:47.520 So it's crazy.

00:16:49.200 If you, do we actually have like a prime and I can.

00:16:52.680 Oh, okay.

00:16:54.300 Well, yeah.

00:16:55.340 Have you ever had one?

00:16:56.380 I've had one.

00:16:56.980 Oh, okay.

00:16:57.520 But no, it's, you can see, um, I think it's at the bottom where it says, um, made by the prime team.

00:17:05.600 So it was going to be KSI and Logan, but because I left just before the launch, uh, they changed

00:17:13.820 it to the prime team.

00:17:15.260 Yeah.

00:17:15.800 So you have to fight your way back in or did you just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:18.960 They, they definitely were like, yo, we want you back.

00:17:22.780 We want you back and we need this.

00:17:24.260 Wow.

00:17:24.940 Yeah.

00:17:25.440 So, wow.

00:17:26.340 That's crazy.

00:17:27.260 You were that close.

00:17:28.260 This close to being like, no, to prime.

00:17:31.360 Yeah.

00:17:32.140 Wow.

00:17:32.640 Very like crazy.

00:17:33.780 And what was it?

00:17:34.240 Was it just a feeling where you, did you like pray about it one night and you were like,

00:17:36.800 I'm going to see how I feel tomorrow.

00:17:37.780 We're like, you're just going to trust your instincts a little more.

00:17:40.120 Cause that's crazy, dude.

00:17:41.300 That's crazy to be, cause I've been close on little things where you're like, nothing

00:17:44.880 like prime, but you know, different opportunities where you're like, this doesn't feel right.

00:17:48.440 And yeah.

00:17:49.360 Um, no, it was just, you know, there was just a few things that were happening and I was

00:17:53.620 just like, Oh, I wasn't too sure.

00:17:55.380 And then once those things got rectified, I was there like, yeah, I'm all in.

00:17:59.860 Let's do it.

00:18:00.560 Wow.

00:18:01.280 That's fucking incredible.

00:18:02.360 Congratulations.

00:18:02.880 Thank you.

00:18:03.300 Thank you.

00:18:03.500 Yeah.

00:18:03.700 Cause to then create a product that does so well, that's like, yeah, that's after you have some

00:18:08.920 success, it feels like that's what everybody tries to get you to do.

00:18:11.840 Yeah.

00:18:12.240 Yeah.

00:18:12.460 Do this toothpaste, do this, you know, knee braces or something.

00:18:16.120 Now I get people wanting me to do everything.

00:18:18.700 Yeah.

00:18:18.760 Yeah.

00:18:18.920 Thinking it's just going to be like prime.

00:18:20.960 It's just, you know, it's, it's going to be hard to replicate something like prime.

00:18:24.340 Yeah.

00:18:24.460 And why would you?

00:18:25.120 Yeah.

00:18:25.420 I mean, it would be silly, but people are always trying to get me like, yeah, do these

00:18:28.480 knee braces.

00:18:29.240 A lot of stuff for me is like.

00:18:30.560 Knee brace.

00:18:31.680 Or like, um, pull up a knee brace if you can, brother.

00:18:34.420 Wait.

00:18:34.800 You guys have them here?

00:18:35.780 Do you have bad knees?

00:18:37.140 No.

00:18:37.500 But it's just the kind of shit you get approached with, you know, be in this movie.

00:18:41.500 Yeah.

00:18:41.580 Look at these action knee braces.

00:18:43.920 They were called.

00:18:44.460 And I'm like, well, first of all, if somebody is in a knee brace, should they be action knee

00:18:49.720 braces?

00:18:50.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:18:51.520 Like they're already not doing good.

00:18:53.540 With all this stuff, why would, why would they come to you for that?

00:18:57.400 I think, I don't know.

00:18:58.380 I think I'm on some email list or something, but.

00:19:00.280 Okay.

00:19:00.840 Wow.

00:19:01.420 But I get hit up with a lot of this shit.

00:19:02.940 Neck braces.

00:19:04.040 Okay.

00:19:04.360 Um, do you get into injuries a lot?

00:19:07.400 No.

00:19:08.340 Like, I feel like something like that would be great for jackass.

00:19:11.940 Yes.

00:19:12.660 That's a good call.

00:19:13.620 Yeah.

00:19:13.940 Like, okay.

00:19:15.000 They get injured a lot.

00:19:16.640 Yeah.

00:19:16.840 Here's them selling a knee brace or a neck brace.

00:19:19.320 So I got to get a new agent or whatever, but, um, yeah, I've had some pretty bad offers,

00:19:24.700 but, um, what else was I thinking about, dude?

00:19:28.380 Oh, uh, yeah.

00:19:30.100 It's been interesting being over here.

00:19:31.900 You know, I like, um, I like London way more than I thought I was going to.

00:19:37.740 Okay.

00:19:38.320 Like yesterday, we just got to walk around and just see what it was like.

00:19:41.140 And what did you get recognized a lot?

00:19:42.920 Yeah.

00:19:43.100 You meet a lot of people here.

00:19:44.120 Oh, sick.

00:19:44.920 Where people asking you like, Oh, do something funny.

00:19:48.120 Do you get that a lot as a comedian?

00:19:50.880 I want to take photos, usually just photo or say something.

00:19:53.620 Sometimes somebody wants to share, like maybe they had an experience that you've talked about

00:19:57.200 on podcasting.

00:19:58.360 Cause we talk about a lot of just regular life stuff on here.

00:20:00.760 And so sometimes you'll have people say, Hey man, you know, this is an experience that

00:20:04.280 was going on in my life and it was similar to yours and stuff.

00:20:07.200 And sometimes that's the toughest part about popularity in some ways is you used to have

00:20:12.840 more time for that kind of thing, you know, but now you could run into somebody on

00:20:16.100 every block and you could spend your whole day kind of like listening to someone's story.

00:20:20.580 Yeah.

00:20:21.060 So you have to just try and manage your best, you know, I think in dealing with that.

00:20:25.120 Would you, would you say, I mean, this might be deep, but do you think popularity is a

00:20:31.360 prison?

00:20:32.460 Yeah.

00:20:33.240 Oh, wow.

00:20:34.860 Yeah.

00:20:35.260 I think it's a, it's a responsibility.

00:20:38.680 It's interesting.

00:20:39.980 It's kind of an escape room maybe.

00:20:41.800 Okay.

00:20:42.440 Um, because I think you can figure out how to manage it, but I think it surprises you.

00:20:46.980 You, there's different levels of it.

00:20:48.640 You're like, okay, people see me now and then it's kind of fun.

00:20:51.360 And then there's times where I think it gets kind of scary.

00:20:54.100 Yeah.

00:20:54.640 Yeah.

00:20:55.000 Um, and I'm sure at your level, you get to the point where you almost, you have to fly

00:20:59.340 private because it's, you couldn't, well, yeah, it's just, well, it's just because it

00:21:03.480 just, it'd be easier.

00:21:05.440 Right.

00:21:05.820 That's what I mean.

00:21:06.620 Like for me, I, a lot of times I do things just to make my life as easy as possible.

00:21:11.700 Yeah.

00:21:12.120 Because I mean, you know, I can easily take an economy flight left, right, center.

00:21:16.480 Like I'm probably will when I have a kid because I don't want them to think, oh, you

00:21:22.960 know, PJs are the norm.

00:21:25.560 Like I wouldn't want my child thinking, you know, all these crazy things.

00:21:29.440 I do.

00:21:30.000 Yeah.

00:21:30.200 That kid's going to be on a mule back.

00:21:31.900 Well, yeah.

00:21:33.480 Fucking kid is taking the slow way, brother.

00:21:40.320 Yeah.

00:21:40.740 We're taking the bus.

00:21:42.280 Yeah.

00:21:42.740 We are, brother.

00:21:43.560 We're going to walk.

00:21:44.180 Kids are going to be like, why are all these people just staring at us all the time?

00:21:47.560 Dad, why do I have this?

00:21:48.660 Why am I in this wheelchair?

00:21:51.000 We're slowing it down, son.

00:21:53.520 You got to go through it.

00:21:55.300 But no, I think, yep, that popularity is, it's interesting.

00:21:58.680 Yeah.

00:21:58.860 It's a, yeah.

00:21:59.960 Like, I mean, would you trade, if you could keep your finances, would you trade your popularity?

00:22:05.640 Oh, a hundred percent.

00:22:06.560 Wow.

00:22:06.840 Yeah.

00:22:06.980 Yeah.

00:22:07.560 If I could just keep all the money I have and not be famous, I'd do that easily.

00:22:12.900 Yeah.

00:22:13.120 But it's crazy.

00:22:14.060 Like, you get a lot of people who have a lot of money, want fame, and they don't, I don't

00:22:18.400 think they realize that it's a lot of responsibility.

00:22:21.320 Because you have so many people that look up to you, and as a human being, you're going to

00:22:27.440 fuck up.

00:22:27.940 Yeah.

00:22:28.940 So as soon as you fuck up, bro, the onslaught, the mob, it's just, it's so much to deal

00:22:36.120 with, and then should then have to, you know, rectify it and fix it and show the world that,

00:22:42.020 you know, you are human and that you're going to improve and learn from your mistakes, et cetera.

00:22:46.120 Yeah.

00:22:46.320 It's a lot, man.

00:22:47.020 It goes, you know, I've, I've gone through that so many times, you know, like where I've

00:22:51.740 messed up so many times because it's just, I'm, yeah.

00:22:55.060 Once you had a product that was a bigger, because then it's almost a responsibility that

00:22:58.760 your behavior could even affect the, that has to be a whole nother different thing.

00:23:03.020 Yeah.

00:23:03.260 Yeah.

00:23:03.620 So like, imagine if prime was on the stock market and, you know, I, I don't know.

00:23:10.780 I like, I said something that just pissed off a load of people.

00:23:15.220 Yeah.

00:23:15.400 Like a bunch of Arsenal fans or something.

00:23:17.700 Well.

00:23:18.380 If you pissed off a bunch of like, yeah, like.

00:23:20.160 No, what?

00:23:20.860 Like, no, I, I suppose.

00:23:22.600 So.

00:23:22.960 Oh, you do.

00:23:23.380 Okay.

00:23:23.680 Yeah.

00:23:23.840 Like, yeah.

00:23:24.240 A bunch of like Manchester United.

00:23:25.540 Yeah.

00:23:25.780 Yeah.

00:23:26.080 Yeah.

00:23:26.260 Yeah.

00:23:26.440 So yeah.

00:23:27.200 Like that.

00:23:28.260 Imagine they just plummet my stock because of it.

00:23:31.940 Yeah.

00:23:32.280 I have to be so careful.

00:23:33.680 I have to be so like, Oh, everyone is great.

00:23:36.040 And like, I have no real opinion.

00:23:40.480 Yeah.

00:23:40.980 Yeah.

00:23:41.560 It's weird because you kind of trade a part of you.

00:23:44.400 More of you gets traded away in a way.

00:23:46.500 Yeah.

00:23:46.900 Yeah.

00:23:47.240 Exactly.

00:23:47.480 If that makes sense.

00:23:48.140 And yeah.

00:23:48.640 Not trying to complain about things, but trying to see, it's interesting having a life where

00:23:52.980 in your life you have some popularity or you have fame.

00:23:55.860 It's just interesting to even see what it's like.

00:23:58.020 Like, not that it's, even if it's happening to you, it's just, you're still like, it's

00:24:02.760 just, it's interesting to be like, okay, this is what this is like.

00:24:05.760 But don't, don't get me wrong.

00:24:06.880 There are pros as well.

00:24:08.560 Like, if I, you know, let's say I want to go to a restaurant and it's fully put, you

00:24:13.900 know, I hit up my PA and all of a sudden there's a slot, you know what I mean?

00:24:17.240 Like that's the benefit of, you know, being, uh, having fame.

00:24:22.780 Like it gives you opportunities and more opportunities.

00:24:25.620 Yeah.

00:24:25.920 But then I guess if you have a load of money, you can just buy the restaurant and then it's

00:24:30.720 always free.

00:24:33.240 No matter what.

00:24:34.680 Yeah.

00:24:34.880 That's a good fight, dude.

00:24:36.380 So, um, what else was I thinking about, man?

00:24:41.720 I want, I want, I wanted to ask you, um, well, you know, with haircuts, I know this is super

00:24:50.180 random.

00:24:50.700 Yeah.

00:24:51.100 But, um, so do you have a guy that you always go to?

00:24:54.620 No, I have a woman sometimes and then I'll cut my own hair too, depending on what kind

00:24:59.000 of time of year it is.

00:25:00.040 Yeah.

00:25:00.420 In the fall, I'm more likely to let a woman, this, this lovely hair cutter lady I know

00:25:05.720 cut it.

00:25:06.360 In the spring, I tend to cut my own hair, you know, you, you cut your own hair.

00:25:12.360 Yeah.

00:25:12.500 I'll just cut my own, you know, cut it, lift it, cut it.

00:25:15.340 What?

00:25:15.920 You just, how'd you do that?

00:25:18.580 Oh yeah.

00:25:19.040 It's easy.

00:25:19.520 You just kind of pull it straight, cut it.

00:25:22.140 And then you do the same as many places as you can, you know?

00:25:25.620 Surely like it's a bit all over the place.

00:25:28.520 Oh, it doesn't look great, but you know, but you've done it, you know?

00:25:32.680 Yeah.

00:25:33.200 And I enjoy it.

00:25:34.160 Cause I'm in the, I'm in the kind of guy who I'll be looking in the mirror, like I need

00:25:36.440 a haircut right now.

00:25:37.280 Okay.

00:25:37.720 And so I'll want to get it together.

00:25:39.780 Damn.

00:25:40.560 It stressed me out.

00:25:42.060 So basically, uh, I have a guy that I always go to.

00:25:45.980 Really?

00:25:46.420 But yeah, like always, his name's F, one of the best barbers of all man, all mankind.

00:25:52.560 But I was in North Carolina and I decided like, fuck, my hair is fucked right now.

00:26:00.520 I'm gonna get a haircut.

00:26:01.720 And I just apparently, well, not apparently, I did get a barber in North Carolina and he

00:26:09.600 fucked me up, man.

00:26:10.220 Oh, fuck, man.

00:26:11.440 Well, I don't know.

00:26:12.100 Like, so normally with my bandana, like you don't normally see this, but like, it is just,

00:26:19.520 it's a mess, bro.

00:26:20.920 Like even at the back as well.

00:26:22.500 I was talking to Steve, Steve was there like, bro, he fucked you up, man.

00:26:25.160 Oh, fuck.

00:26:25.900 Like in the back and I was just like, man.

00:26:28.700 So yeah.

00:26:29.340 There's so much crime over there.

00:26:30.400 There's so much black on black crime.

00:26:31.740 Yeah, bro.

00:26:32.400 I can't believe you did that to me, man.

00:26:34.300 And it's just, yeah.

00:26:35.660 Yeah.

00:26:36.580 No, he, he, he, he's there to ruin my life.

00:26:38.940 Yeah.

00:26:39.260 So I have to wait for this to grow out.

00:26:43.180 And until then, I'm just getting blasted online.

00:26:47.120 Everyone's there like, bro, your hairline's receding.

00:26:49.360 Let it go.

00:26:50.140 Oh yeah, bro.

00:26:51.040 And I'm like, no, it's not.

00:26:52.060 It's the barber.

00:26:52.720 He's fucked me up, man.

00:26:53.880 Just leave me alone.

00:26:55.880 Long day.

00:26:56.720 Just leave me alone, man.

00:26:58.860 Yeah.

00:26:59.180 Bro, my fan base is savage.

00:27:02.260 Like they, they ride or die.

00:27:03.780 Like they will protect me from Antarctica to fucking Narnia.

00:27:12.240 Poland.

00:27:12.260 Yeah.

00:27:14.100 Why Poland?

00:27:15.280 Well, I was just trying to think of another place on the globe.

00:27:18.100 Yeah.

00:27:18.560 I wish I'd have picked a different one, but yeah, I just picked Poland.

00:27:21.260 Yeah.

00:27:21.840 So let's move on.

00:27:22.800 But then you get some, some like segments of my fan base that are into like, for example,

00:27:31.460 fan fiction.

00:27:32.180 Yeah.

00:27:32.540 Have you?

00:27:33.560 Fan fiction?

00:27:34.300 No, I'm not familiar with it.

00:27:35.180 So it's where your fan base, like create scenarios for you.

00:27:40.420 So for some reason, my scenarios are always me just doing sexual things with my friends.

00:27:48.020 Oh yeah.

00:27:48.720 Who are all men.

00:27:51.140 Oh wow.

00:27:51.880 Okay.

00:27:52.520 So being gay or whatever.

00:27:55.740 Yeah.

00:27:56.300 It's okay.

00:27:57.060 I mean, people are.

00:27:58.300 Well, you've never had fan fiction.

00:27:59.940 I've never had.

00:28:00.620 I've never.

00:28:01.100 You've never had someone go.

00:28:02.620 Oh yeah.

00:28:03.260 Check this out.

00:28:04.420 Send it.

00:28:05.180 Send you a whole story of Theo Vaughn.

00:28:07.640 No.

00:28:07.940 And it's just like a romantic story.

00:28:09.400 Yeah.

00:28:09.740 Just ragdolling something.

00:28:11.880 And some man.

00:28:12.740 Am I in prison?

00:28:13.660 What?

00:28:14.240 No.

00:28:14.980 It just, it could be anything.

00:28:16.460 Oh.

00:28:17.100 Like one of your best friends.

00:28:18.480 Oh God.

00:28:19.320 Well, give me a.

00:28:20.420 My best friend just got married, but I get.

00:28:22.100 Yeah.

00:28:22.340 I mean.

00:28:22.640 You shagging Bobby Lee.

00:28:24.660 Oh wow.

00:28:26.360 That would be easy.

00:28:27.660 I feel like.

00:28:33.220 First of all.

00:28:34.220 Wait, what?

00:28:35.600 He's very easy to catch.

00:28:37.400 You know.

00:28:37.840 He just.

00:28:38.540 He can't escape.

00:28:40.840 He doesn't have any.

00:28:41.880 80% of his body is just kind of gristling.

00:28:44.680 Like kind of like mild joy and carbohydrates.

00:28:47.560 I feel like.

00:28:48.420 I don't think he would be able to get away.

00:28:50.400 So he'd be more of like a pen cushion of a man.

00:28:53.120 He'd just be like.

00:28:53.900 Oh, it's going then.

00:28:55.560 You've caught me.

00:28:56.780 Yeah.

00:28:57.400 He'd be like.

00:28:57.920 Oh, you caught me.

00:29:01.080 But he would wear a bra or something.

00:29:02.780 Bobby is a very.

00:29:04.820 I've actually worked with him.

00:29:06.020 No way.

00:29:06.980 I've been in a movie with him.

00:29:08.680 What?

00:29:09.080 What movie was it?

00:29:10.080 Laid in America.

00:29:11.200 Oh wow.

00:29:11.940 You can get it on Netflix.

00:29:13.580 Please don't watch it.

00:29:14.600 It's terrible.

00:29:15.220 It's terrible.

00:29:15.660 But he was.

00:29:16.800 He was fantastic.

00:29:18.120 Yeah.

00:29:18.380 He's charming.

00:29:19.280 Very funny.

00:29:20.000 He's like the last scallop.

00:29:21.940 Like he's almost like.

00:29:23.040 Why?

00:29:23.880 He kind of has a scallop look.

00:29:25.680 He's like the William Wallace of scallops.

00:29:28.280 You know.

00:29:28.480 He's like.

00:29:29.140 Like I feel like he has a very.

00:29:31.380 He's something you'd get at like a fancy Asian bistro.

00:29:35.560 Like if you knew the maitre d' or whatever.

00:29:37.580 You know.

00:29:38.380 They'd open up the dish.

00:29:39.720 And he would just be sitting there in a little.

00:29:42.120 You know.

00:29:42.720 Just like in a little bird bath.

00:29:44.540 Slurp him up.

00:29:45.480 Yes.

00:29:47.040 He's like the kind of guy I think that gets kind of railed in prison around the holidays.

00:29:53.160 He's like kind of a seasonal treat.

00:29:57.320 After holidays.

00:29:58.560 They're like.

00:29:59.840 Yeah.

00:30:00.900 Don't feel like anyone, man.

00:30:04.080 Get over that.

00:30:04.880 Yeah.

00:30:05.140 That's why.

00:30:05.540 At least till after Halloween.

00:30:10.400 God.

00:30:10.800 But that's amazing, man.

00:30:11.820 He's a.

00:30:12.660 Yeah.

00:30:12.800 I love getting to be around him, man.

00:30:14.580 Yeah.

00:30:14.840 That's one thing that's been nice about like podcasting in the States is just so many different

00:30:18.520 types of folks, you know.

00:30:19.920 Yeah.

00:30:20.460 Even getting to come over here, man.

00:30:21.660 Getting to talk to you.

00:30:22.800 Yeah.

00:30:23.180 Yeah.

00:30:23.900 We had Ed Sheeran came in the other day.

00:30:26.500 Oh, wow.

00:30:27.080 And Louis Thoreau is going to come in.

00:30:29.000 Oh, sick.

00:30:29.720 How was Ed?

00:30:30.440 Pretty excited.

00:30:31.080 Ed was great.

00:30:31.920 Yeah.

00:30:32.180 Ed is such a cool guy.

00:30:33.620 He's a professional.

00:30:34.720 Yeah.

00:30:35.220 Yeah.

00:30:35.660 He's just been doing it for so long, man.

00:30:37.360 He's just a damn just.

00:30:39.620 He's just like a nice, like a, like a comfortable cloud on a sunny day.

00:30:43.760 Yeah.

00:30:44.140 Yeah.

00:30:44.780 Yeah.

00:30:45.240 You just, you just know, like, if you had like a dinner with him, it'd just be great.

00:30:50.520 Everything's fine.

00:30:51.480 Yeah.

00:30:51.860 Yeah.

00:30:52.100 The silverware.

00:30:53.040 Everything's going to be in the right spot.

00:30:54.200 The session going on.

00:30:55.700 And, you know, there could be a wall going on.

00:30:57.180 Yeah.

00:30:57.420 It doesn't matter.

00:30:58.100 Nope.

00:30:58.520 It's just.

00:30:58.680 Darling, I.

00:30:59.520 Yeah.

00:31:00.440 You could be like, yeah, like you could.

00:31:02.420 And if you died right there, he would just start singing and then it's your funeral.

00:31:05.720 Yeah.

00:31:06.040 Yeah.

00:31:07.240 With him, everything is possible, you know?

00:31:09.600 Yeah.

00:31:09.980 Yeah.

00:31:10.720 He's like the best musical instrument.

00:31:12.640 Yeah.

00:31:13.220 But yeah, that guy's exceptional, man.

00:31:16.080 Imagine a burglary at your home.

00:31:18.780 You probably think it's nighttime and there's a burglar.

00:31:22.940 What's he doing?

00:31:23.840 He hasn't shaved in a while.

00:31:25.300 And he's got a crowbar and a knapsack and he's a tough guy or a strong woman.

00:31:31.100 You know what I'm talking about?

00:31:32.080 An ex-trucker.

00:31:33.180 And it's nighttime, right?

00:31:34.440 But no, that's not the truth.

00:31:35.880 The truth is with most home break-ins, they happen during broad daylight and they spike

00:31:41.480 during the summer when most homes sit unattended and the days grow longer.

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00:34:15.460 Yeah, I like James Blake.

00:34:17.060 He's a musician that I like.

00:34:18.100 Have you heard of him?

00:34:18.780 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:19.480 Yeah, he makes good music.

00:34:20.840 Yeah, he makes a lot of good music.

00:34:22.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:23.320 But yeah, it's been nice to be over here and just get to have an experience of what it's like.

00:34:29.120 Are you in tune, I guess, with the UK YouTube scene?

00:34:34.620 Not a ton.

00:34:35.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:36.260 But I've followed like over the years like Roman Atwood, you know, like when that kind of started.

00:34:41.780 Wait.

00:34:43.020 Remember when he was like a-

00:34:44.380 Wait, UK YouTube scene.

00:34:47.140 But no, no, he's not in it.

00:34:48.160 But I was just, no, but I-

00:34:49.060 Oh, okay.

00:34:49.880 I follow like the American YouTube scene.

00:34:51.840 What?

00:34:52.560 That's not the UK YouTube scene?

00:34:54.120 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:54.680 So, no.

00:34:55.360 Yeah.

00:34:57.100 Yeah, sorry, dude.

00:34:57.980 Let me back up my wheelchair.

00:35:00.340 Okay.

00:35:01.540 All right.

00:35:01.880 So, would you know people like the Sidemen?

00:35:05.120 The Sidemen, yeah.

00:35:06.040 The Sidemen is a, it's like Mentor.

00:35:09.760 Who else?

00:35:10.140 Somebody that's in it?

00:35:11.480 Some of the guys I've seen.

00:35:12.360 What the fuck?

00:35:12.380 You know Simon Mentor?

00:35:14.660 Did you see his Soccer Aid performance?

00:35:19.000 Was that with Sketch and the boys?

00:35:22.100 No.

00:35:22.500 That you guys just did?

00:35:23.300 No, no, no.

00:35:23.620 So, that was Beta Squad.

00:35:25.080 Okay.

00:35:25.340 So, there's a thing called Soccer Aid.

00:35:27.280 Have you ever heard of it?

00:35:28.080 Uh-uh.

00:35:28.540 Okay.

00:35:28.900 So, it's like a charity event.

00:35:30.580 Exactly the same.

00:35:31.900 But, you know, there was a lot of promotion for Simon.

00:35:35.020 He was basically like the poster boy for Soccer Aid.

00:35:38.580 Bring him up.

00:35:39.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:40.080 He was just everywhere.

00:35:41.820 Let's get a peek at him, huh?

00:35:43.720 Judge him.

00:35:45.520 Well, Simon Mentor.

00:35:47.540 So, he was actually, he actually played in the last game.

00:35:52.500 We should bring up his highlights.

00:35:55.340 And did he do pretty swell?

00:35:56.980 Well, I mean, we can watch.

00:35:58.300 Yeah.

00:35:58.420 It was pretty good.

00:35:59.300 Yeah.

00:35:59.500 Like, he's a very, very good footballer.

00:36:02.740 Like, when it comes to charity matches like that we've done.

00:36:05.520 We've done sidemen charity matches.

00:36:07.180 That gets so many views.

00:36:08.780 You know, left, right, and center.

00:36:09.900 He's always scoring left, right, and center.

00:36:11.720 Oh, he's the best.

00:36:12.160 Yeah, he's insane.

00:36:13.600 Always scoring hat tricks.

00:36:15.620 He scored at the halfway line at one point.

00:36:18.040 That's, you know, the football pitch.

00:36:22.040 The middle part.

00:36:24.300 This is him right here?

00:36:25.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:26.540 Oh, he looks healthy as well.

00:36:28.080 So, if you type in, well, click.

00:36:34.100 He's a pretty clean looking male, huh?

00:36:36.640 It doesn't seem to be there.

00:36:38.860 Basically.

00:36:40.160 So, allegedly he's good.

00:36:41.700 He didn't do anything.

00:36:44.080 So, yeah.

00:36:44.940 So, he came on the pitch last 20 minutes and hardly touched the ball.

00:36:48.820 Oh, why?

00:36:49.360 Yeah.

00:36:49.780 Well, it's just because they didn't give him the ball.

00:36:51.940 Yeah.

00:36:52.340 Yeah.

00:36:52.740 So, he was a very good player, but he just, we didn't get to see much.

00:36:56.500 And do you guys, is sidemen in a league or it's just occasional you put it together?

00:37:00.800 No, it's, no, sidemen is like a YouTube group.

00:37:04.460 Right, it's a gang kind of.

00:37:05.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:06.680 Except we don't kill anyone.

00:37:08.300 Right.

00:37:08.660 Or sell drugs.

00:37:10.540 But is there beef?

00:37:11.560 With so much.

00:37:12.640 Okay.

00:37:13.020 There has been beef.

00:37:14.380 Like with who?

00:37:15.020 Like Joe Joyce and those boys?

00:37:16.840 No, no, no.

00:37:18.080 Like the travelers?

00:37:18.800 You ever take on them?

00:37:19.560 No.

00:37:20.100 Well, I mean, I fought one of them.

00:37:21.840 You fought one of the travelers?

00:37:23.060 Well, Tommy Fury.

00:37:24.580 Oh, yeah.

00:37:25.120 That's right.

00:37:25.600 But he's kind of like a fanciest traveler there is.

00:37:27.800 Yeah, well, a fancy traveler.

00:37:29.560 I think he's definitely, he's the most traveled.

00:37:34.560 Yeah, I mean, yeah, fair.

00:37:37.240 But I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about?

00:37:39.440 Those videos you always see all the time.

00:37:41.540 Bring up Joe Joyce and the travelers and them boys down there in Manchester, bub.

00:37:46.160 Is Joe Joyce a traveler?

00:37:48.560 Yeah, Joe Joyce is a traveler.

00:37:50.400 As in, like, the guy with the iron chin.

00:37:53.040 Yeah.

00:37:55.260 You come on, Nanny.

00:37:57.020 I'm telling you.

00:37:58.180 Oh, you've been talking shit.

00:38:00.720 Those guys in the parking lot all the time.

00:38:02.500 That sounds like...

00:38:03.120 I had your cousin, Patrick McGillney.

00:38:05.140 That is a pedophile back from the Borgs of Ireland.

00:38:08.020 Now, listen, you get no private fight.

00:38:09.900 You accepted me challenge last night.

00:38:11.700 You said you come box me in Bolton this morning.

00:38:13.720 I've been here since half past seven.

00:38:15.240 You dirty bug man's bastard.

00:38:16.900 Oh, wow.

00:38:17.160 I beat you, Barney.

00:38:18.480 So get yourself out of fucking Apple.

00:38:20.000 B, what'd you fucking breed?

00:38:21.400 You've got 70, 80 men there.

00:38:22.760 Oh, my God.

00:38:23.280 You guys, Prime should be sponsoring this.

00:38:25.680 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:26.280 Get rid of that.

00:38:26.680 You can say, bro.

00:38:27.760 Put a Prime in, man.

00:38:28.100 So get your ass down here.

00:38:29.160 You get no private fight.

00:38:30.620 Let's go down and I'll give you the fight of your life.

00:38:32.480 You're good for nothing, bug man's bastard.

00:38:34.340 Yeah, these guys are great.

00:38:35.900 Yeah, these guys are very intense.

00:38:37.600 You want an apology?

00:38:38.560 You'll give no fucking apologies.

00:38:39.960 It's just families for years that have been fighting.

00:38:41.880 Yeah.

00:38:42.780 And making these videos.

00:38:44.560 Wow.

00:38:45.000 Dude, did you see the guy who...

00:38:47.260 Have you ever been involved with these guys?

00:38:50.840 Luckily, no.

00:38:52.500 Yeah, I tended to stay away from all of that.

00:38:56.680 I feel like it's a lot of work.

00:38:58.740 Oh, yeah.

00:38:59.260 But that's an easy promo video.

00:39:01.040 I mean, that guy cut that in two, three minutes in a parking lot.

00:39:05.380 But I don't know.

00:39:06.380 No budget.

00:39:07.340 Do I need that in my life?

00:39:09.220 I don't know.

00:39:09.660 I mean, I just think if you started promoting that sort of thing, could that be the next thing?

00:39:12.600 Well, I don't know.

00:39:13.520 I think it'd be very weird if we started promoting that with the Sidemen.

00:39:18.120 Yeah, that's true.

00:39:19.340 But if it were Sidemen versus Trav, like just straight up real deal Joe Joyce grandchildren.

00:39:24.940 I think I'd be able to hold my own.

00:39:26.680 But I feel like the others would fail tremendously.

00:39:30.780 I think it'd be interesting to watch, though.

00:39:33.820 Yeah, when you look at like, because a lot of like celebrity fighting started, like Muhammad Ali did it a long time ago.

00:39:40.400 And then they had George Foreman, George Foreman did it.

00:39:45.960 So did you kind of get those ideas from that?

00:39:48.160 Or was it just something you guys like that was a world you wanted to get into?

00:39:51.880 I think because of us just entering the world in general with the whole YouTubers thing, like me firing Joe Weller, then Logan Paul, et cetera.

00:40:01.700 It just made sense to create our own organization, Misfits, where, you know, I feel like the name is perfect for it.

00:40:10.920 Misfits, it's just, it's different to everything.

00:40:14.980 And it's its own thing.

00:40:16.660 And people just love it.

00:40:18.920 It's just entertaining.

00:40:19.980 We just make fights that people, you know, wanted to see for years happen.

00:40:24.880 Or we just make things like tag team fights happen, et cetera.

00:40:30.220 We just, we don't care, bro.

00:40:31.800 We just want to make it entertaining.

00:40:33.920 Entertainment.

00:40:35.260 Are you on the board that chooses the fights or how do you guys do it?

00:40:39.540 Not really.

00:40:40.860 Like I normally approve of fights, but a lot of times Mams is in charge of that.

00:40:47.060 So with me, I'm the one that actually does the fights.

00:40:50.560 So as in like, I actually fight.

00:40:53.000 Oh yeah, you fight.

00:40:53.740 I know you fought.

00:40:54.400 No, no, no.

00:40:54.920 But as in like, I, that, that's more my forte as of now.

00:40:59.940 And then when I take the back burner, maybe I'll be more invested.

00:41:03.780 But for now, Mams is just the guy who really sets the fights up.

00:41:07.420 And Mams is?

00:41:08.400 Or like his small council.

00:41:12.060 I see.

00:41:13.100 Wow.

00:41:13.460 And Mams is my manager.

00:41:14.700 Got it.

00:41:15.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:15.740 Um, when you see that Mike Perry's in this new fight for suddenly for me, I was way more

00:41:22.540 excited.

00:41:23.540 Uh, I think you'd much rather fight an old man.

00:41:26.800 Yeah.

00:41:27.240 It's just, it's just so much easier.

00:41:29.160 Why would he fight?

00:41:30.320 That's so true.

00:41:31.220 Yeah.

00:41:31.460 Why would he fight?

00:41:32.020 Let me get back in this shit, bro.

00:41:34.580 Well, you know, he, did you see the fight between, um, uh, Silva and.

00:41:41.060 What was that?

00:41:41.880 Bro.

00:41:42.600 What was that?

00:41:43.980 It's, what was that?

00:41:45.880 What was that?

00:41:46.700 It was patty cake.

00:41:47.600 Bro, it was.

00:41:48.880 It was.

00:41:49.880 It was ass, bro.

00:41:50.980 It was, it was checking someone's pockets for their phone.

00:41:53.700 That's what I mean.

00:41:54.540 And that's who Jake Paul fought.

00:41:55.980 Like these are the people that Jake Paul fight.

00:41:58.800 And I, that's why I'm like, why would he now go into a super hard fight?

00:42:02.660 Well, at some point it has to be that if he, cause he really pushes himself very hard that

00:42:10.340 he's a boxer.

00:42:11.060 No, he pushes himself as the legend killer.

00:42:13.780 Oh, I see.

00:42:14.560 That's the angle he's going.

00:42:16.260 So he said like, I destroy all these legends when the 50, because that's who I am.

00:42:22.400 I'm Jake Paul.

00:42:23.440 Da, da, da, da, da.

00:42:24.880 Slayer of senior citizens.

00:42:27.720 That's, that's, that's his forte.

00:42:29.660 Oh, yeah.

00:42:30.280 He's like, he's like osteoporosis basically.

00:42:35.020 So that's why I like him fighting my Perry.

00:42:37.800 It's like, nah, he's, my Perry's still in his prime.

00:42:40.640 My Perry is a dog.

00:42:42.240 Yeah, bro.

00:42:42.720 Have you seen what he does with bare knuckles?

00:42:44.340 Ah, yes.

00:42:45.100 Holy shit, bro.

00:42:46.100 So.

00:42:46.620 He's had the best fights.

00:42:48.140 Yeah.

00:42:49.180 Have you met Michael Venom Page before?

00:42:50.780 Yeah.

00:42:51.040 Yeah.

00:42:51.220 I've trained with him.

00:42:52.000 No.

00:42:52.660 I love him.

00:42:53.740 He's sick.

00:42:54.620 Such a good fighter.

00:42:55.640 He's so creative, dude.

00:42:56.900 He's so cool.

00:42:57.740 Yeah, bro.

00:42:58.060 Especially his knockouts and everything.

00:42:59.480 The way he moves.

00:43:00.640 He's so fun to watch.

00:43:01.640 It's like he has a, it's almost like he has extra necks inside of his net.

00:43:05.320 You know?

00:43:06.280 Cause you'll like, he's like, you know, he just, uh, it's like he's.

00:43:11.240 What?

00:43:11.880 A snake.

00:43:12.980 Yeah.

00:43:13.900 He's just got that.

00:43:15.300 When you're watching him.

00:43:17.520 It's like, you almost, I'll be sitting there watching him and I'll start doing it.

00:43:20.840 You know?

00:43:21.480 It's just like, uh, have you seen it?

00:43:26.320 Yeah.

00:43:26.760 It's, you don't want to talk about it.

00:43:27.680 He's like, he's got his own thing going on.

00:43:31.840 Yeah.

00:43:32.040 Yeah.

00:43:32.240 His own style.

00:43:33.400 Yeah.

00:43:33.860 Cause a lot of fighters, they're like, you know, it's just more squared up.

00:43:36.940 Yeah.

00:43:37.180 He's like, I mean, like good.

00:43:38.600 He's elusive, you know, bouncing.

00:43:40.200 Yeah.

00:43:40.400 Yeah.

00:43:40.900 Yeah.

00:43:41.720 Oh bro.

00:43:42.440 It's crazy.

00:43:43.460 With the neck.

00:43:44.860 Well, he just like, you know, he can maybe, yeah, maybe I might have, I don't know what

00:43:49.600 picture I might be watching on 16.9 or something.

00:43:52.840 I just, I know I'm not really staring at his neck.

00:43:56.480 Yeah.

00:43:56.680 I think I just see him like the length of him.

00:43:59.100 I don't know.

00:43:59.540 Okay.

00:44:00.020 No, I mean, it's fair.

00:44:01.200 Like, I don't know.

00:44:02.080 This, this is going to turn into fan fiction.

00:44:07.080 You an MVP starts moving that neck all of a sudden.

00:44:11.180 No, I'm a huge fan of his.

00:44:15.320 That's been one of the neatest things I think about getting like, just becoming a UFC fan

00:44:19.420 over the past few years, man.

00:44:20.460 Yeah.

00:44:20.700 Have you been to the fights?

00:44:21.700 Yeah, bro.

00:44:22.060 I go to as many UFC things as I can.

00:44:25.280 Well, in England anyway.

00:44:26.600 I think it's amazing.

00:44:27.720 Yeah.

00:44:27.840 There's one coming up in Manchester.

00:44:29.380 Yeah.

00:44:30.200 It's very good.

00:44:31.080 God, dude.

00:44:31.620 It's so much fun, isn't it?

00:44:32.760 Bro, it's brutal.

00:44:34.540 It's, it's, bro.

00:44:36.240 Actually, what was crazy for me was, you know, as a British guy.

00:44:41.820 I went to the UFC in Miami, 299.

00:44:46.220 Mm-hmm.

00:44:47.400 Bro.

00:44:48.200 Wait, that was Poirier versus Benoit Cedric?

00:44:50.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:50.640 So that fight was insane.

00:44:52.400 Yeah.

00:44:52.780 Yeah.

00:44:53.280 But, oh my God, when Trump came in, bro, I didn't expect everyone to scream like that.

00:44:59.640 Bro, it was the loudest cheer of the whole night.

00:45:02.580 Oh, yeah.

00:45:02.940 I didn't know people loved Trump like that.

00:45:04.680 People love him.

00:45:05.360 Like, over here, everyone, for us, we think everyone hates Trump.

00:45:09.480 Mm-hmm.

00:45:09.680 And he's like, oh, you know, Trump bad, da, da, da, da.

00:45:13.780 Like, over there, oh my God, it's like, he's Jesus.

00:45:17.360 Yeah.

00:45:18.380 He's like, yeah, he's kind of like a, like a little bit of like a, yeah, like a, but

00:45:24.720 Jesus.

00:45:25.300 But yeah, people love him.

00:45:26.380 When he comes in at UFC, people love him.

00:45:27.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:28.280 But the media doesn't like him in America.

00:45:30.260 Okay.

00:45:30.580 But the people are more and more like him.

00:45:33.940 Oh, well, I'm not, I'm not into politics.

00:45:35.920 I know fuck all, but.

00:45:36.940 People used to hate him, but I think that sometimes the politics is interesting now.

00:45:40.320 Yeah.

00:45:40.880 But, uh.

00:45:41.580 Oh, no, I'm too stupid for it.

00:45:43.180 Yeah.

00:45:43.560 Yeah.

00:45:43.880 As in like, imagine if I, if I became.

00:45:47.400 You will one day.

00:45:48.280 No.

00:45:48.680 You'll become a politician.

00:45:49.600 If I, if I became a prime minister, then it's over for the world, man.

00:45:55.120 Well, for England anyway.

00:45:56.800 For who specifically?

00:45:58.260 Well, let's take him out by city.

00:45:59.620 Let's go.

00:46:02.300 I'll probably be like, okay.

00:46:04.860 Essex is out.

00:46:05.840 No, no more taxes.

00:46:07.720 I'll be like, no more taxes.

00:46:09.620 No one, no more, no more taxes.

00:46:11.300 Then all of a sudden NHS is just there like, all right, now what guys?

00:46:14.520 What do we do?

00:46:15.460 What?

00:46:15.960 We're struggling.

00:46:16.740 We, we have no funding.

00:46:17.820 And I'm like, oh shit.

00:46:21.080 Uh, fuck.

00:46:24.280 Instantly I'm in a hole.

00:46:26.160 Yeah.

00:46:26.480 So for me, when it comes to policies, I'm good, man.

00:46:30.720 You're like, uh, unlimited prime for everyone.

00:46:35.860 That might not be bad.

00:46:36.820 No taxes, free prime.

00:46:38.100 Yeah.

00:46:38.300 Dude, you could win on that campaign.

00:46:40.240 That's what's crazy.

00:46:41.300 No taxes, free prime.

00:46:42.460 That's what's crazy.

00:46:43.160 Well, the craziest thing about Trump is like, he was always kind of a shady businessman.

00:46:48.040 He was always, I think everybody regarded him as that.

00:46:50.240 Yeah.

00:46:50.440 Yeah.

00:46:50.660 Yeah.

00:46:50.980 But Hollywood built him up because they had a show called the, um, the boss or something.

00:46:57.380 The apprentice.

00:46:58.000 The apprentice.

00:46:58.700 I, I, I do remember that.

00:47:00.280 So Hollywood made him this big thing.

00:47:02.140 And then they got pissed when he like won president.

00:47:05.420 They're like, what the fuck?

00:47:07.280 Then Hollywood was like, fuck him.

00:47:09.000 Yeah.

00:47:09.300 Yeah.

00:47:09.340 But you built him.

00:47:10.920 It's true.

00:47:11.740 Yeah.

00:47:11.860 You made him.

00:47:13.060 Wow.

00:47:13.300 So, but now people I think are more on this.

00:47:15.580 I just think it's getting weird.

00:47:16.800 The guy we have is not doing good and it's just a bit much over there.

00:47:20.540 No.

00:47:20.740 Um, but the social media kind of controls everything.

00:47:23.860 It feels like these days.

00:47:25.120 Yeah.

00:47:25.360 Social media has a lot of power in, in just in how people think I feel like, yeah, for

00:47:31.900 example, even with Instagram, you can just, you know, let's say you're a woman, you go

00:47:38.520 on Instagram and you're just seeing all these women like looking 10 out of 10, but they've

00:47:45.220 all had worked on and it's just like the way to get to that level is you have to get

00:47:49.900 worked on.

00:47:50.480 Eventually your mind's going to think, Oh, maybe I need to get filler.

00:47:53.940 Maybe I need to, you know, do, do this with my eyes or do this with my cheeks and stuff

00:47:59.480 like that to get to that level.

00:48:00.860 It's slow, but it slowly like takes over people's minds.

00:48:04.900 And that's why you need to just, you know, definitely step back sometimes and just be

00:48:09.340 like, nah, man, like I'm happy with how with myself, I'm happy with my way of thinking,

00:48:14.880 but because it's just social media, it's just everywhere.

00:48:18.080 And it's kind of like becoming everything.

00:48:19.700 It's kind of getting harder and harder to do that.

00:48:22.080 Yeah.

00:48:22.780 Oh, yeah.

00:48:23.440 I would feel horrible because you'll see a lot of young girls getting lip filler.

00:48:26.660 I hate it.

00:48:28.140 I hate it.

00:48:28.840 They can't even chew.

00:48:30.580 I saw one that having soup and it just unhaving soup.

00:48:33.700 Yeah.

00:48:34.840 Like I've never seen fucking like, what are we doing here?

00:48:39.780 Like I like I've, I've told my girlfriend, like, please never in your life ever do anything.

00:48:46.820 Like she's like every now and then she's like, oh, I'm thinking of, I'm like, no, don't you dare.

00:48:52.580 You are naturally beautiful.

00:48:54.180 Stop.

00:48:54.920 Yeah.

00:48:55.280 That's what we need.

00:48:56.240 Yeah, bro.

00:48:56.940 Like, and as some of that is men, men need to let women know.

00:49:00.460 Like I think women are a reflection of the men in their lives.

00:49:03.760 Right.

00:49:04.480 And I really believe that like if men, if we let women know you are perfect, you are fine

00:49:10.420 as you are, you, then they wouldn't live in this place where they always feel like they're

00:49:14.260 having to adjust as well.

00:49:16.920 But yeah, social media is crazy.

00:49:18.600 Did you see John Shahidi?

00:49:21.240 Do you know who that is?

00:49:22.040 No idea.

00:49:22.700 So he, he's the, he created Happy Dad, right?

00:49:28.580 With the Nelk boys.

00:49:29.540 So.

00:49:29.860 Okay.

00:49:30.580 So that group, John's a great guy.

00:49:32.300 Wait, I might, could you bring him up?

00:49:34.260 I might.

00:49:34.980 Let's bring him up.

00:49:35.900 Recognize him.

00:49:36.280 But they just took away his, his Instagram was at John, J-O-H-N.

00:49:40.900 At John.

00:49:42.420 He had at John.

00:49:43.380 He had that.

00:49:44.580 For four years.

00:49:45.420 How the fuck did he get that?

00:49:46.680 He woke up the other day and they had taken it away from him because they want to sell

00:49:51.260 it because they think it's too marketable.

00:49:54.680 And they took it.

00:49:56.840 I'm trying to think of why I recognize this guy.

00:49:59.740 He's often with, um, like, uh, Kyle Forgard.

00:50:04.000 He's, John's a really super creative guy.

00:50:07.880 Okay.

00:50:08.520 When he lost at John, what Instagram just took it from him?

00:50:11.480 Yep.

00:50:12.140 But can they do that?

00:50:13.140 Instagram took it from him.

00:50:13.680 Let's see.

00:50:14.100 Instagram changed my username today to this bootleg name, underscore, underscore, underscore,

00:50:20.320 underscore, John, underscore, underscore.

00:50:22.460 Oh my.

00:50:23.760 I mean, I guess technically it is still John.

00:50:26.500 That's a good point.

00:50:28.780 But no explanation.

00:50:30.620 Not sure why I even have the bootleg app, but Meta's truly, Meta truly does not care

00:50:35.900 about their users.

00:50:37.220 Nobody there replies with reasoning.

00:50:38.980 So he reached out like, how did you just take my name?

00:50:42.460 Yeah.

00:50:42.900 Um, because.

00:50:44.180 Well, I mean, if they're just there, like it's our platform, now what?

00:50:47.860 Right.

00:50:48.400 What are you going to do?

00:50:48.820 What are you going to do?

00:50:49.620 Like, what are you going to do if somebody says like, yeah, JJ, we don't like what you're

00:50:52.240 saying anymore?

00:50:54.020 Then.

00:50:54.340 And you know the mean way, the guy just disappears.

00:50:58.640 Yeah.

00:50:59.480 I'm out.

00:50:59.900 Goes into the bushes.

00:51:00.720 Oh yeah.

00:51:01.180 I'm out.

00:51:01.960 What, what can I do?

00:51:03.180 But yeah, that's the thing.

00:51:03.960 It's like, we don't have any, it's like, it's almost like we can write whatever we want,

00:51:08.840 but it's like they own the paper kind of, you know?

00:51:11.300 Yeah.

00:51:11.600 That's, Ooh, that's a good analogy.

00:51:12.920 So when they can fucking, you're like, well, what the fuck does this, all this even mean

00:51:16.000 if they can fucking.

00:51:17.820 Wow.

00:51:18.220 It's just dirty.

00:51:19.020 But yeah, they did that to him.

00:51:20.240 Apparently he had like, Trump came on Logan's podcast.

00:51:23.940 Yeah.

00:51:24.280 Yeah.

00:51:24.340 And they mentioned John on there and the next day is when it happened.

00:51:28.820 Um, but they said it's people with short names, four letters or less.

00:51:32.480 That's what apparently there's an article somewhere.

00:51:34.780 It's like four letters or less.

00:51:36.140 They want to take those names like Tom, John.

00:51:39.420 Wait, I've got KSI.

00:51:41.060 Well, do you?

00:51:46.420 When's the last time you checked?

00:51:48.200 You know, fuck.

00:51:49.320 Oh shit.

00:51:49.740 I mean, this guy fucking woke up and was gone.

00:51:52.160 Fuck.

00:51:52.640 What would you do?

00:51:53.220 We'd have to storm.

00:51:53.720 What, would they give me underscore, underscore, underscore KSI?

00:51:56.900 Yeah, maybe.

00:51:57.800 What the hell?

00:51:59.360 I don't know.

00:52:00.280 God, that's alarming.

00:52:01.540 Or KSI lube, you know?

00:52:04.500 I mean, they could give anything.

00:52:05.600 No, but that's unfair.

00:52:07.280 I agree.

00:52:09.000 But I guess they could, they could do whatever they want.

00:52:11.060 They can do whatever they want.

00:52:12.140 Do you think?

00:52:13.000 What would you do?

00:52:13.660 Do you think Meta could just stop posting photos for you?

00:52:17.020 Yeah, I'm sure they could eliminate you.

00:52:19.660 Like, imagine if Meta just decided to just add a dick pic.

00:52:24.340 Yeah.

00:52:24.840 It's not even of you, just a dick pic, just as your next post.

00:52:29.640 And then they ban you.

00:52:30.660 Yeah.

00:52:31.120 For it.

00:52:32.000 They frame you.

00:52:33.300 Oh, totally.

00:52:34.600 Holy shit.

00:52:36.160 Wow, dude.

00:52:36.880 If that happened, hopefully, my buddy Jason, because I used to, I never sent my own dick

00:52:41.500 pics, but I would rent them for my buddy Jason, right?

00:52:43.640 So for 10 bucks, he would let you use his dick, send it to somebody.

00:52:48.000 Because he's a really, you know, he's just that kind of guy.

00:52:51.400 And so, yeah, I probably spent 30 bucks fucking giffing his wiener out.

00:52:58.840 Wait, what?

00:53:00.360 Renting dick pics?

00:53:01.580 Yeah, from him.

00:53:02.240 Well, he had a decent wiener on him for one.

00:53:04.800 And two, it looked enough like my penis words.

00:53:08.580 If somebody then actually showed up like, you know, with the Teemu version of it, people

00:53:12.800 aren't going to be that upset, you know?

00:53:15.120 Wait, did it ever get leaked?

00:53:17.040 Nah, not yet.

00:53:18.500 And if it does, it's not mine.

00:53:19.880 So I can't imagine.

00:53:23.840 What?

00:53:24.080 So would you like share them with your friends?

00:53:26.780 Like, oh, yeah, bro, look.

00:53:28.360 You have my dick pic.

00:53:29.660 Oh, no, no.

00:53:30.320 I'm not trading mine.

00:53:31.680 Oh, okay.

00:53:32.740 I have more of an artist kind of dick anyway.

00:53:35.460 Like some people have more of a traditional wiener or whatever.

00:53:37.720 Wait, what's an art?

00:53:38.420 Wait.

00:53:38.940 Mine is just more of like art.

00:53:40.400 It's almost like it's built like kind of one of the French Alps a little bit.

00:53:43.700 Bring up one of the Alps, one of the smaller Alps.

00:53:47.440 Or like a candy corn.

00:53:48.700 Do you have candy corns here at Halloween?

00:53:50.760 I don't think so, no.

00:53:52.680 Bring up a candy corn, bruv.

00:53:54.920 Good day, sad.

00:53:55.580 It's like that, yeah.

00:53:57.080 The one with the smiley face.

00:53:58.120 Yeah, the one with the smiles on it.

00:53:59.600 Yeah, kind of.

00:54:01.440 Yeah, it's built like one of those.

00:54:02.860 Yeah, just like that, man.

00:54:04.520 It's kind of, you ever seen that part of the rocket that falls back to space, you know?

00:54:07.560 Oh, yeah.

00:54:08.280 Yeah.

00:54:09.760 Okay.

00:54:11.040 Oh, I imagine it gets bigger, right?

00:54:12.820 Well, all right.

00:54:16.240 Imagine all you want, bros.

00:54:18.400 Hey, it's fan fiction, man.

00:54:19.980 We'll make it happen, dude.

00:54:22.260 Fuck, man.

00:54:24.820 Yeah, it's more like the little engine that could, you know?

00:54:26.920 You see people are like, it's kind of like the one that comes at the end of the race,

00:54:30.200 but people are still there clapping, you know?

00:54:32.420 Even though they're already packing up the beverages and stuff.

00:54:35.520 Oh, I've had that situation.

00:54:37.060 So that's, yeah, oh, yeah.

00:54:38.560 Where I was like last in a, I think it was a, it was either a 400 or 800 meter race.

00:54:46.920 I was really unfit back in the day as a kid to the point where, did you do cross country?

00:54:54.900 Um, yeah, yeah, we ran some.

00:54:58.320 Yeah.

00:54:58.640 So like I would do cross country, but whenever there was a bush, I would like hide there to

00:55:06.060 just avoid everyone and then come out at the end just to pretend that I finished the race.

00:55:14.740 God, you sound like a peeping Tom, just kind of popping out of different bushes.

00:55:18.580 Well, luckily I was a child.

00:55:20.280 So yeah, if I was this age, then.

00:55:24.660 Yeah, you were before your time, huh?

00:55:28.440 But, uh, so yeah, it was, I think it was, I must've been 800 because if it was 400, that's

00:55:34.220 really sad.

00:55:34.940 Yeah.

00:55:35.420 But, uh, I remember I got halfway and I was like, I can't, I can't do it.

00:55:40.800 I can't finish it.

00:55:41.600 So I ended up walking.

00:55:43.460 So I was just like, fuck it.

00:55:45.240 I'm just going to walk all the way to the end.

00:55:47.260 And it got to the point where a teacher came out of nowhere, ran up to me and she was like,

00:55:54.440 we're going to finish this together.

00:55:56.780 Oh, I wanted to die.

00:55:59.720 Honestly, that whole year of my life was one of the worst years of my life.

00:56:05.020 And was it because you, because of this teacher, this one teacher thought she was doing a good

00:56:08.820 deed, but instead she ruined my life.

00:56:10.960 By forcing me to run with her.

00:56:14.780 And she was like, you've got this.

00:56:16.900 You can do it.

00:56:17.760 You can do it.

00:56:18.680 Yeah.

00:56:19.220 You're so close.

00:56:20.420 And I was just laughing.

00:56:22.180 I was there.

00:56:22.780 Oh God, this is embarrassing.

00:56:25.120 Oh, it would have been better if I just walked by myself.

00:56:28.420 Yeah.

00:56:29.820 Why have you come to try to be a good person?

00:56:33.000 Yeah.

00:56:33.200 Why are you trying to be a good person?

00:56:35.480 Yeah.

00:56:36.680 What the fuck?

00:56:37.660 Yeah.

00:56:38.200 Certain.

00:56:38.660 They should outlaw good person-ing.

00:56:40.560 Yeah.

00:56:41.660 At certain times, you know?

00:56:44.100 Yeah.

00:56:44.640 Let me suffer on my own merit here.

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00:59:53.160 Your family, you grew up in Watford.

00:59:57.300 And your family is Nigerian?

00:59:58.500 Nigerian, yeah.

00:59:59.300 Do you ever get to meet like Kamaru Usman or any of those guys?

01:00:02.240 No, no.

01:00:03.260 He's cool, man.

01:00:04.100 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:04.660 But obviously, I've seen them fighting.

01:00:06.560 Yeah, no, they're great.

01:00:07.840 Nigerians are so friendly.

01:00:09.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:10.760 We can be.

01:00:11.980 A lot of friendly people, man.

01:00:15.540 Do you feel Nigerian sometimes?

01:00:17.980 Do you just feel British?

01:00:18.820 Um, I think it depends on like, if it's like food, like when I'm eating jollof rice and panda jam and okra and all of that.

01:00:30.280 Yeah, I feel pretty Nigerian.

01:00:31.580 Yeah.

01:00:31.880 Or if I'm going to like a Nigerian wedding or if I'm getting, you know, my outside, my extended family asking for money all the time.

01:00:42.440 Oh, yeah.

01:00:42.780 They ask me for money too.

01:00:43.900 I feel pretty Nigerian at that point.

01:00:45.400 Yeah.

01:00:45.600 But then, uh, yeah, I guess when I'm, I don't know, going to a private school, I feel pretty British.

01:00:55.900 Yeah.

01:00:56.620 Yeah, that's British, huh?

01:00:57.660 Yeah, I was, yeah.

01:00:58.700 Like when I went to, because I went to a private school, uh, for a secondary school, I felt pretty British.

01:01:04.860 Yeah, yeah, I was.

01:01:06.140 Well, I see the kids, they're wearing suits and everything.

01:01:08.560 Yep, yep, yep.

01:01:09.320 It's really unbelievable.

01:01:11.060 Yeah.

01:01:11.460 Like, I guess in America, you guys can just wear whatever, right?

01:01:14.160 Kids look like shit in America.

01:01:15.540 Yeah.

01:01:16.480 I mean, they're drinking good prime.

01:01:18.320 Yeah.

01:01:19.440 They look like fucking, dude, they look like anybody could have put them together.

01:01:22.940 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:23.780 At least here, they look a little bit haberdash, like somebody cared a bit in the morning, you know?

01:01:28.700 Haberdash is actually a place.

01:01:30.880 It's a town?

01:01:31.840 No, it's like, it's a private school.

01:01:34.140 Oh, really?

01:01:34.940 Yeah, haberdashers, merchant tailors.

01:01:36.820 I went to Burke Hampstead.

01:01:38.520 Wow, that's fancy, dude.

01:01:39.700 It just sounds fancy, doesn't it?

01:01:42.060 Haberdashers.

01:01:42.540 Yeah.

01:01:44.200 Merchant tailors.

01:01:46.400 But do you eat at the long tables in there?

01:01:48.560 Yep, yep.

01:01:48.900 Wow.

01:01:49.780 That must have been so much fun.

01:01:50.980 We had cheese pots.

01:01:51.800 Oh.

01:01:52.300 Yeah, man, it's crazy.

01:01:53.500 Like for lunch, we'd, you know, get servings.

01:01:56.220 Yeah.

01:01:56.580 Just be like, oh, I like this.

01:01:58.380 Oh, actually, this looks quite good.

01:02:00.120 Like we had options.

01:02:01.240 Yeah, God, it's nice.

01:02:02.620 Crazy, yeah.

01:02:03.100 We had a kid that would always bring ants in from outside and he'd put them in his fucking

01:02:06.020 pockets and like halfway through the next class, he'd have fucking ants all over him

01:02:09.180 and he'd have to go to the nurse or whatever.

01:02:12.080 So he was always kind of like, kind of cheating the system or whatever to get out of class,

01:02:17.260 you know?

01:02:17.520 But he was a fucking real kind of zookeeper of a boy, if you will, you know?

01:02:23.240 You know what I'm talking about?

01:02:23.920 Or just different types of kids growing up.

01:02:26.460 Who else do we have?

01:02:27.340 Bring somebody up.

01:02:28.780 Whoa.

01:02:29.420 Okay.

01:02:29.740 Yeah, we just had all types of, we had this kid who would bring ants and he would get

01:02:35.060 all the ants, you know?

01:02:36.180 So why?

01:02:37.520 Just so he could get bit later and then he could tell the teacher.

01:02:41.320 Where's he finding all these ants?

01:02:42.900 Outside.

01:02:44.260 Unlimited ants from God.

01:02:46.580 They just had as many as you could want in the schoolyard.

01:02:48.440 It wasn't, you know.

01:02:48.980 Why are you just picking them up?

01:02:50.580 Yeah, they're free, brother.

01:02:52.080 Wow, okay.

01:02:55.420 Did anyone try that with like bees?

01:02:58.240 No, nothing like that.

01:02:59.120 You'd see crickets.

01:02:59.860 A lot of times people would bring a bunch of crickets and let them loose in the class

01:03:02.180 and so they'd bounce around and people would be kind of a bit wild about it, I guess.

01:03:06.060 Did you like learn anything in school?

01:03:09.440 Like it sounded like.

01:03:10.440 We didn't.

01:03:10.960 A lot of stuff.

01:03:11.700 We had limited learning, I remember, was the name of our school, I think.

01:03:16.160 Limited learning.

01:03:17.460 I remember they had like a map of America, right?

01:03:19.760 And then above it, where Canada is, they didn't even say Canada.

01:03:23.900 It just had a picture of like a wolf like chasing a boy.

01:03:26.820 That was it.

01:03:27.880 And that was like, yeah, it was just limited knowledge, you know.

01:03:32.140 Like we learned about Christopher Columbus.

01:03:33.740 We didn't learn a ton about the UK.

01:03:35.580 Yeah.

01:03:36.100 Well, I imagine like Europe isn't even on the map for the United States.

01:03:41.560 No, Miami was kind of as far as we kind of would learn.

01:03:45.780 But yeah, America's gotten weird, man.

01:03:48.280 We might be sailing back over here soon.

01:03:50.380 Oh, wow.

01:03:51.080 Keep the ports open.

01:03:52.260 Well, I mean, have you seen the weather here, man?

01:03:55.760 It's not that great.

01:03:56.760 We'll take it.

01:03:58.660 We could probably, you could adjust it.

01:04:00.600 They're doing cloud seating and stuff now, you know.

01:04:02.580 Maybe that's what's happening in England because it's just always trash.

01:04:06.020 Yeah.

01:04:06.440 Like one minute it's sunny, the next it's raining, then it's sunny again, then raining, then sunny, then raining.

01:04:11.400 And this is all in one day.

01:04:12.660 Yeah.

01:04:13.340 Like what the hell?

01:04:14.380 So it's so, it's really hard to dress for it.

01:04:16.760 If you're, oh, that's for sure.

01:04:18.120 That's why I'm wearing this.

01:04:19.020 Yeah.

01:04:19.380 Because I'm there like, you know, normally I'll be wearing a t-shirt, wearing middle of summer.

01:04:23.880 But now I'm like, okay, like, should I, you know, be prepared for rain?

01:04:28.000 Yeah.

01:04:28.420 Thunder?

01:04:29.480 Storm?

01:04:30.320 Snow?

01:04:31.060 Like in summer?

01:04:32.260 Yeah, anything.

01:04:34.060 Did you see, where do you go for vacation then if you're going in Europe?

01:04:36.960 Is there somewhere you like to go?

01:04:37.860 Um, so I, I recently went to Japan.

01:04:41.100 Oh, wow.

01:04:41.780 Japan was a huge, like, like shift, culture shift.

01:04:45.720 Like I've been there before, but it was like this time I really like dog in and, you know, explored everything.

01:04:52.020 Because you took a break recently.

01:04:53.460 Yeah.

01:04:53.900 Is that when you went?

01:04:54.860 Yeah.

01:04:55.300 Yeah.

01:04:55.560 So I did like, I'd say like a six to eight month break to just really like relax and enjoy my life a little.

01:05:02.100 Cause I feel like I, I just been working quite a lot.

01:05:05.200 Oh yeah.

01:05:05.660 Just doing so much.

01:05:06.520 So yeah, Japan was one of it.

01:05:07.680 I was there for two weeks.

01:05:08.640 I was like the longest holiday I've had in decades.

01:05:12.920 Honestly.

01:05:13.260 Did you feel like a big person there?

01:05:15.240 Kind of like a, um, because they're not really like, oh, well as in like, oh, physically, physically size.

01:05:21.700 Oh, um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

01:05:27.740 Yeah.

01:05:27.980 I felt pretty big.

01:05:28.700 Cause they're just so, yeah.

01:05:30.260 Yeah.

01:05:30.500 They're quite, they're on, I guess the smallest size.

01:05:32.940 They're so kind.

01:05:33.740 You almost could pick a Japanese person up and set them somewhere else.

01:05:36.340 And it seems like they would stay there where you put them.

01:05:38.500 Yeah.

01:05:40.160 You know, they're just so like hospitable.

01:05:41.700 They are so nice.

01:05:43.100 Well, it's, it's weird.

01:05:44.100 Like to the point where there was one point where we were going to a restaurant and we ate there and we, you know, paid the bill.

01:05:50.140 We left and they would come out as in the chef and the owner would come out and start bowing while we were leaving.

01:05:56.740 And we're just like, why have they done that?

01:05:59.780 Like they have more people inside to serve.

01:06:04.620 But they're just so polite, so genuine.

01:06:08.040 And the bowing though, they bow, then you bow.

01:06:09.800 But then since you bow, they bow again.

01:06:12.240 And so it really becomes like, you know, it's like watching a penguin's arms or whatever.

01:06:17.240 It just gets really bizarre.

01:06:18.600 They get kind of awkward if you try to like shake their hand.

01:06:23.440 They just, they don't know what to do.

01:06:25.220 They freeze up real easy.

01:06:26.860 Yeah.

01:06:27.440 They just.

01:06:28.020 They kind of, they can get a little bit glitchy, I think.

01:06:31.620 Glitchy.

01:06:32.020 Yeah.

01:06:33.440 A lot of glitching in the matrix over there.

01:06:36.460 I am Japan, dude.

01:06:38.020 Yeah, fine.

01:06:38.240 What else was I going to ask you about?

01:06:41.800 Well, I'm trying to think where else I went to.

01:06:43.500 I went to.

01:06:44.700 Oh, yeah.

01:06:45.220 Going to Japan is so rare.

01:06:46.880 What was something that surprised you about it?

01:06:49.060 That surprised me?

01:06:51.700 Oh, the love of like porn.

01:06:55.760 Oh, wow.

01:06:56.580 Yeah.

01:06:57.720 Like there's like the whole department for it.

01:07:01.640 Like I went into.

01:07:02.400 Like at a grocery or something?

01:07:04.120 Well, kind of.

01:07:05.880 Yeah.

01:07:06.120 Like we went into this building and, you know, it was full of like comics and manga and everything.

01:07:12.420 And you can, you've got manga from all types of like Dragon Ball to there's other mangas,

01:07:20.820 but I'm such a Dragon Ball fan that I don't really care.

01:07:23.820 But then there's an 18 plus section and it's funny.

01:07:28.780 They have it covered with like a bit of a curtain.

01:07:33.060 And then, you know, there's no one there to check if you're 18 plus.

01:07:38.100 But you can tell like it's a little like, oh, are you sure you want to go in here?

01:07:43.740 Yeah.

01:07:44.400 So, yeah, you know, I was there with my girl.

01:07:47.260 We just open it up and it's just crazy.

01:07:50.000 Like all types of crazy ass manga porn.

01:07:54.520 Like I'm talking tentacle.

01:07:56.280 I'm talking robot.

01:07:58.560 I'm talking wheelchair probably.

01:08:02.200 Yeah.

01:08:02.500 What is manga?

01:08:03.380 What does that mean?

01:08:04.020 So manga is like comics.

01:08:06.140 Okay.

01:08:06.620 But.

01:08:07.200 So anime porn style?

01:08:08.360 Yeah.

01:08:08.700 Yeah.

01:08:08.820 Okay.

01:08:09.100 Pretty much.

01:08:09.940 Like, yeah, there's one I always hear about.

01:08:13.020 Oh, wow.

01:08:13.560 So it's all drawn porn.

01:08:14.940 It's not.

01:08:15.180 So I remember when we walked in, there was this old guy who was furiously like looking

01:08:22.760 for this one book.

01:08:24.960 Like he had, he already had like six in his hand and he's just there like speed mode, just

01:08:33.100 looking for that one, that one that he hasn't got, that collection.

01:08:37.780 And you could tell like he'd been used up.

01:08:41.100 Oh.

01:08:41.380 Like he's, he'd been chugging.

01:08:44.580 Empty.

01:08:45.240 Yeah.

01:08:45.940 He was.

01:08:46.740 Spraying.

01:08:47.100 Just always.

01:08:48.680 Just any.

01:08:49.840 God, put the cork in him.

01:08:51.360 Yeah.

01:08:51.880 You know?

01:08:52.600 Somebody call his mom, you know?

01:08:54.200 Yeah.

01:08:54.660 He was.

01:08:55.140 It's sad when somebody just jerks off forever.

01:08:58.000 Yeah.

01:08:58.980 I feel like we all used to.

01:09:00.720 Yeah.

01:09:01.300 But some people have said, you know what?

01:09:02.760 I'm going to keep doing it.

01:09:04.120 And I think at that point it gets a bit much, you know?

01:09:06.840 Yeah.

01:09:07.180 So I just got to, let me see, I think I'm 19 days off of pornography and masturbation

01:09:12.860 right now.

01:09:13.480 Wow.

01:09:14.260 Congrats.

01:09:15.100 Thanks, man.

01:09:15.840 It's the longest I've been.

01:09:16.940 Okay.

01:09:17.660 Explain to me.

01:09:18.940 How have you got through blue balls?

01:09:21.700 I have ejaculated by nature and by God just kind of touching me in my sleep or whatever,

01:09:29.300 but I have not, but I haven't jerked myself.

01:09:33.660 I haven't.

01:09:34.080 Well, then, that's free, brother.

01:09:37.760 No, that doesn't count.

01:09:39.020 The 19 days is done, bro.

01:09:40.700 No, no, no.

01:09:41.200 That doesn't count.

01:09:41.760 No, it does.

01:09:42.760 No, that's not hard.

01:09:43.700 What do you mean God touched me?

01:09:46.500 Sometimes I would pray that God would touch me while I was sleeping, but I wasn't going

01:09:50.520 to touch myself, you know?

01:09:51.600 But it's just a human restraint, but no porn and no touching, no touching my own body.

01:09:56.520 19 days, man.

01:09:57.500 For me, it's been good.

01:09:58.600 Well, I feel like for me, that's like, I think the longest I've gone is about a week, a week

01:10:03.920 and a half.

01:10:04.820 And then blue balls, bro.

01:10:06.540 It just finishes me.

01:10:07.560 Yeah.

01:10:07.800 I'm in there like it hurts.

01:10:09.200 Well, yeah.

01:10:09.520 I'm in pain.

01:10:10.120 I feel like I have period pain.

01:10:11.760 Oh.

01:10:12.700 Yeah, it is kind of.

01:10:13.660 I guess you have period pain in your nuts, probably.

01:10:17.420 It's that time of the morning.

01:10:19.160 So I'm there like, yeah, screw this.

01:10:21.380 Would you think you'd ever make a sex tape, do you think?

01:10:24.080 No, I don't.

01:10:24.940 No.

01:10:25.520 I think maybe-

01:10:26.800 Did you ever think of it at one point?

01:10:27.960 It was, I think 10 years ago, there was part of me thinking, you know what?

01:10:32.860 I feel pretty confident.

01:10:34.620 And then, thank God I didn't.

01:10:36.960 Yeah.

01:10:37.380 Probably imagine.

01:10:38.660 Thing is, though, I feel like men get away with it more than women.

01:10:43.360 That's a good point.

01:10:44.740 I don't know.

01:10:45.020 Yeah, but I don't know if you could have then still-

01:10:46.460 Well, I guess, well, Kim Kardashian kind of smashed it.

01:10:49.440 Yeah, I guess.

01:10:50.780 They just had an-

01:10:51.500 What was that thing Ray J was talking about, I think, with Kardashian?

01:10:53.960 Did it alter the direction of history?

01:10:59.320 Oh, wow.

01:11:00.420 You know what?

01:11:01.800 I think Kim Kardashian is so influential.

01:11:04.640 I probably did.

01:11:06.580 Like, look how many women just, like, are influenced by her.

01:11:10.620 Oh, yeah.

01:11:11.380 Like, bro, even I'm influenced by her.

01:11:14.100 I bought Skims underwear.

01:11:15.820 Nuh-uh, really.

01:11:16.700 What the fuck?

01:11:17.680 Yeah, that's a lot.

01:11:18.660 But, bro, it's so comfortable.

01:11:21.880 Like-

01:11:22.440 Yeah, but it's for, it's for, I like, it could be-

01:11:25.420 No, no, I mean, there's a male section.

01:11:27.860 Oh, there is.

01:11:28.360 I didn't know that.

01:11:28.760 No, what?

01:11:29.060 You thought I was-

01:11:30.040 I didn't know you're fucking kidding.

01:11:31.440 No, brother, come on.

01:11:32.980 I was like, why is J.J.

01:11:35.040 Hyden is camel time?

01:11:36.600 That's what I wanted to know, dude.

01:11:38.480 What?

01:11:39.740 No, there's, like, male underwear now.

01:11:42.580 I didn't.

01:11:43.200 And, bro, it's really comfortable.

01:11:45.300 I didn't know that.

01:11:46.820 But, yeah, it's like, what?

01:11:48.280 She's a billionaire?

01:11:49.480 Like, there's so many people-

01:11:50.600 I agree, man.

01:11:51.740 Who, like, look up to her.

01:11:53.400 Kanye's good music was when they were together?

01:11:55.420 Yeah.

01:11:55.900 But they did start, the bad lip stuff was started by them.

01:12:00.700 The-

01:12:01.120 The lip filler.

01:12:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:02.240 But that's what I mean, influential.

01:12:03.800 Yeah, that's true.

01:12:04.640 It's great.

01:12:04.960 So, yeah, you know what?

01:12:05.980 I kind of agree with you that they have changed history.

01:12:09.940 Did you shoot, did you actually, like, call a producer about a sex tape?

01:12:14.520 You just thought about it?

01:12:15.360 Like, how far down the road did you go?

01:12:18.400 No, I'd say, like, I made a video, and I was like, if it gets this many likes, then

01:12:26.660 I'll do a sex tape.

01:12:28.260 And it has actually got that many likes, but, you know, times have definitely changed.

01:12:35.480 Yeah, it's just, I can't see it now.

01:12:38.940 Yeah, I wouldn't be good at having a sex tape, I don't think.

01:12:41.380 I just wouldn't.

01:12:42.140 Have you been close?

01:12:44.880 No, I filmed something with a girlfriend kind of thing.

01:12:50.340 Okay, yeah.

01:12:51.660 You know, but not like a couple cameras shoot, just like-

01:12:56.580 Just on your phone.

01:12:57.220 A couple of geeked up perverts on their phone, yeah.

01:12:59.280 Oh, okay.

01:12:59.940 But that was a long time ago.

01:13:01.240 Just amateur.

01:13:02.200 Yeah, very amateur.

01:13:02.860 Well, that's, yeah, well, I mean, that's a category.

01:13:05.220 Yeah, that's true.

01:13:05.780 That does very well.

01:13:06.660 Yeah.

01:13:07.280 Yeah.

01:13:07.520 Yeah, I've been on that category before, and-

01:13:09.120 Yes.

01:13:09.880 Pleased with some of the stuff they have on there.

01:13:11.480 Have you ever been on JOI?

01:13:13.400 No, I haven't.

01:13:14.180 Oh, okay.

01:13:15.240 JOI?

01:13:15.820 Yeah, I don't-

01:13:16.600 JOI.

01:13:17.100 What does-

01:13:18.040 It's-

01:13:19.460 What does JOI mean?

01:13:21.540 It's like, it's-

01:13:23.400 I'm pretty sure she talks to you.

01:13:25.400 Yeah, I haven't seen it.

01:13:26.440 And she's there, like-

01:13:30.660 JOI.

01:13:32.600 Is it JOI?

01:13:34.040 The most powerful schema, description, language, and data validator for JavaScript.

01:13:37.660 No.

01:13:38.420 Okay.

01:13:39.400 Maybe not, then.

01:13:41.120 See, I haven't been on there.

01:13:42.460 I think there's gonna-

01:13:43.720 Yeah, with that H, I haven't even done the RV or whatever.

01:13:47.740 The VR.

01:13:48.300 VR, yeah.

01:13:49.460 I haven't done the VR.

01:13:50.960 That could be quite interesting.

01:13:51.960 Pornography.

01:13:52.420 I haven't even used that.

01:13:53.160 Have you ever used it?

01:13:54.460 No, no.

01:13:55.220 Yeah, me neither.

01:13:55.560 But I think it would be a really interesting experience.

01:13:59.820 You know, I've read up that, is it, not AI, but AGI is around the corner.

01:14:07.820 So we can get, like, robots, humanoid robots, just being able to do our chores, do our-

01:14:15.960 We're able to have conversations with them.

01:14:18.140 Right.

01:14:18.380 But the second somebody gets one, they're gonna fuck it, you know?

01:14:22.760 Well, no.

01:14:23.460 If there isn't a hole down there, how are you gonna-

01:14:26.600 People will put one in.

01:14:28.080 No, but then-

01:14:28.780 People are disgusting.

01:14:30.080 The second you get anybody, like, hey, we get me some cereal, get me some blowjob.

01:14:34.520 Yeah, but what-

01:14:35.560 Like, there's no way.

01:14:36.940 But what's the AI gonna say?

01:14:39.720 Yeah.

01:14:40.240 Whatever you want.

01:14:41.200 I'm tired.

01:14:41.980 Not right now.

01:14:42.640 Yeah, baby.

01:14:44.340 I don't know.

01:14:44.780 That function isn't in my capacity.

01:14:48.180 Or what if they mess up the things, you know?

01:14:50.440 Like, what if they mix up one of the things?

01:14:52.920 Like, that would be it.

01:14:53.820 You better-

01:14:54.280 We want to make sure you don't get a cheap one because if that's it.

01:14:56.900 Yeah.

01:14:57.840 If you ask for a blowjob and it starts Julie in a carrot or something, you're gonna be

01:15:01.900 in a tough spot, man.

01:15:03.020 Yeah, man.

01:15:05.140 Well, yeah, look.

01:15:06.420 Elon Musk, Jesus Christ, Tesla, Optimus Robot says everyone will want one.

01:15:10.600 Well, I feel like everyone would want one.

01:15:13.540 Yeah.

01:15:13.600 Like, I definitely would try it.

01:15:15.280 Like, imagine someone who's able to just do all the chores.

01:15:17.960 You know, do the bed when I wake up or clean, do the washing, clean the floor.

01:15:25.700 But what about this then?

01:15:26.760 What if one day robots get actually sentient, right?

01:15:30.320 Okay.

01:15:30.740 And they become as we are.

01:15:33.340 Will they be upset?

01:15:34.600 Will they be like, you enslaved those robots?

01:15:37.100 Like, you made them-

01:15:38.240 What if they just enjoy doing their job?

01:15:42.340 Now, that's true.

01:15:43.180 What if they're just there like, I'm sentient?

01:15:46.400 Yeah.

01:15:46.500 Or sentient?

01:15:47.720 Sentient.

01:15:48.460 And they're just there like, oh, this is great.

01:15:51.120 Thank you.

01:15:51.860 Yeah.

01:15:52.280 Yeah.

01:15:52.600 You know, I love washing plates.

01:15:55.900 God, that's great.

01:15:56.740 Why is everyone always thinking over the bad situation?

01:15:59.240 You're right.

01:16:00.020 There could be sentient beings that just want to do chores.

01:16:04.660 Yeah.

01:16:05.080 That's their favorite thing.

01:16:07.020 Like, imagine them having to talk to us.

01:16:09.660 They're like, oh, fuck that.

01:16:10.740 Yeah.

01:16:10.960 Like, don't talk to me.

01:16:12.460 Let me just do chores.

01:16:13.380 Yeah.

01:16:13.560 Let me keep working.

01:16:14.440 Yeah.

01:16:15.820 Hmm.

01:16:16.140 That's nice.

01:16:17.680 You got to get one.

01:16:18.840 You can probably afford one as well.

01:16:20.980 Probably.

01:16:21.320 Yeah.

01:16:21.620 Yeah.

01:16:22.240 I did.

01:16:22.520 Bro, I'm, I'm so, I'm so in.

01:16:24.760 Like, I'm just seeing like how chat GPT is evolving.

01:16:28.540 I'm looking at, uh, Nvidia stock.

01:16:31.240 Yeah.

01:16:31.560 I just looked at some.

01:16:32.980 Looking like a right penis.

01:16:34.960 Yeah.

01:16:35.380 Penis.

01:16:36.040 Yeah.

01:16:36.400 Just up.

01:16:37.100 Looking like a real Nigerian sex Lord.

01:16:40.340 Just, just not going down.

01:16:43.700 I want to short it so badly.

01:16:45.840 Do you?

01:16:46.400 Oh, bro.

01:16:47.260 I know, but it looks like it's like, could be like Apple where it just keeps going up and splitting.

01:16:50.880 I feel like it would just obliterate me.

01:16:53.040 Yeah.

01:16:53.380 But I don't know.

01:16:54.380 Maybe you, I feel like you have to wait for like, I don't know, some, something bad to happen to do with AI.

01:17:03.060 Like, I don't know if, if a bad thing did happen, like either an AI just became smart and said, all right, I'm going to just hack everything.

01:17:15.700 I'm just going to hack your iCloud.

01:17:18.000 Now I have your buddy's dick pic.

01:17:20.780 Jason.

01:17:21.500 Yeah.

01:17:22.320 And it's just, he releases that.

01:17:24.180 All of a sudden, Nvidia's stock just flaccid.

01:17:28.520 That's a good point.

01:17:29.140 What if AI started to be like, fuck everybody?

01:17:32.760 Yeah.

01:17:33.040 I mean.

01:17:33.360 And it started just sending emails to other, other people didn't want, it just decided.

01:17:37.440 Well, imagine it was just, they just love trolling.

01:17:39.960 Yeah.

01:17:40.520 Oh, that would be, that would actually be low-key hilarious.

01:17:43.480 Just trolling everyone.

01:17:44.360 It must be like a good movie concept.

01:17:45.920 It might be hard to pull off.

01:17:47.180 Yeah.

01:17:47.520 But yeah, if you had AI, a troller, or that's what they chose to do.

01:17:51.740 Did you troll when you were younger?

01:17:53.880 I didn't troll that much.

01:17:55.360 I don't think.

01:17:56.240 Oh.

01:17:56.580 You know?

01:17:57.960 I mean, at first, they didn't even have the internet when I was a little kid, so you

01:18:01.120 couldn't even, you just had to call somebody a name right in front of them.

01:18:03.680 Oh.

01:18:04.420 So you just had to, you had to be there in person.

01:18:06.540 You had to show up and do it.

01:18:08.080 Yeah.

01:18:08.740 You had to put in the work.

01:18:10.200 Oh, okay.

01:18:10.680 Well, you could send a letter?

01:18:12.500 Yeah.

01:18:12.820 I guess you could, yeah.

01:18:13.460 You could do a letter, maybe.

01:18:14.560 Just a letter or a recall?

01:18:15.740 Letter was kind of fun as well.

01:18:17.420 Because we had a lot of pedophiles and stuff in our area, and so we would often send letters

01:18:21.540 to, you know, I'd send letters to my friends and say they were from, and like my friend's

01:18:25.040 dad would be like, why the fuck is this guy sending you a letter, you know?

01:18:28.260 Oh, okay.

01:18:29.020 Just like creating shit around the home or whatever.

01:18:31.360 Kind of creating intrigue around the home.

01:18:34.800 What do you feel like, like, I mean, people are always saying like, what's next?

01:18:37.460 Do you feel okay coming back from your break?

01:18:39.080 Like, what do you, do you, do you feel like invigorated?

01:18:43.600 Was it hard to, because taking a break's big.

01:18:46.040 I've thought for years, I'm going to take a break, and it's very hard to.

01:18:48.400 Well, the thing, the scary thing is, we've taken a break, is if you step off the treadmill,

01:18:54.180 do you think you'll be able to get back on it?

01:18:56.240 Do you think you'll be as fit to get back on it?

01:18:59.380 Or do you think you'll just hop on and fall off?

01:19:02.740 Yeah.

01:19:03.780 And that's, for me, I feel like, you know, I'm at a point where I've, like, stepped off

01:19:12.320 the treadmill before, I'd say around 2017, where I took, like, a super long break, and

01:19:17.400 then came back, and everything was all right.

01:19:19.860 So I was like, oh, okay, like, I'm in a place now where I can take a break, and it's okay.

01:19:24.260 So I feel like a lot of, like, YouTubers or streamers or whatever, like, are always worried

01:19:31.860 that they might not reach the same level they're at if they take a break.

01:19:37.560 Yeah.

01:19:38.220 So they decide to never take a break, but then-

01:19:41.040 They go crazy, like Fousey.

01:19:42.040 They go crazy.

01:19:42.600 Yeah, yeah, bro.

01:19:43.700 Fousey died at the mall or whatever.

01:19:45.240 He went nuts, bro.

01:19:46.940 But he's gone nuts before.

01:19:49.200 Right.

01:19:49.500 He's done this, and crashed down, and then he's done this again, and crashed down.

01:19:54.920 So, like, it's-

01:19:55.680 Fuck.

01:19:56.340 Yeah, it's wild, man.

01:19:57.280 And the pressure of those, like, that constant streaming, you weren't even at that.

01:20:01.260 You weren't like that.

01:20:02.120 You were more of a vlogger, right?

01:20:04.820 Is that safe to say?

01:20:05.640 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:06.140 What's the term?

01:20:07.220 I mean, I know you do a lot of stuff.

01:20:08.440 Yeah, I mean, nowadays, I just sit in front of a camera and laugh.

01:20:11.660 So that's pretty much-

01:20:12.960 Right.

01:20:13.340 That's-

01:20:13.900 But it's infectious, and people like it.

01:20:15.520 If that was my job description, in terms of YouTube, it's that.

01:20:19.440 Right.

01:20:19.900 And then-

01:20:20.240 But you didn't have to ever sit there like Kai Sonnett or those guys, where they're doing

01:20:23.920 that seven-hour stream.

01:20:25.420 I did used to stream.

01:20:26.660 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:20:27.360 Yeah, when I was younger.

01:20:28.000 No, but, like, it's not that huge, like, part of my life.

01:20:33.280 It was like, I did it for about, I'd say, a year or so.

01:20:37.700 Like, I just streamed games and stuff.

01:20:39.860 Like, this was 2012, 2013, when streaming wasn't really as big as it is now.

01:20:45.260 Right.

01:20:45.880 So, yeah, I was, you know, I did streaming.

01:20:48.380 You know, I did YouTube videos.

01:20:50.400 But I did everything.

01:20:51.720 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:52.060 I mean, you kind of have a-

01:20:53.020 I like it, Mr. Beast.

01:20:53.900 I mean, you have your own thing.

01:20:55.640 Yeah, I'm definitely not Mr. Beast.

01:20:57.640 Yeah.

01:20:57.760 Mr. Beast is on a completely different level, bro.

01:20:59.860 Did you see him in North Carolina when you were there?

01:21:01.540 You did?

01:21:01.820 Yeah, so that's where I went.

01:21:02.620 Yeah, that's what I was thinking, maybe.

01:21:03.480 Yeah, I went there for a YouTuber, like, there was 50 YouTubers.

01:21:09.540 Wow.

01:21:09.800 And he put it in a box and just chaos and only one could survive.

01:21:15.080 Yeah, man, it was crazy.

01:21:16.360 Different challenges left on the center, bro.

01:21:17.920 So you were competing against other people?

01:21:19.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:21:19.640 Fuck, it's so fun.

01:21:20.140 Bro, I was a menace, man.

01:21:21.840 I was just there.

01:21:22.420 For me, my idea was-

01:21:24.140 Just demon?

01:21:25.000 Well, I kind of, like, I'm naturally just a nice guy anyway.

01:21:28.900 So, like, you know, I went to say hi, everyone.

01:21:32.760 It was cool to see old faces, left, right, and center.

01:21:35.140 But then, you know, as soon as the cameras were on, I'm there, like, I'm just going to be content.

01:21:40.520 Yeah.

01:21:40.900 My goal is just content.

01:21:42.960 Like, people trying to sleep, I'm shouting in their ears, like, yo, no sleeping tonight, baby.

01:21:48.180 Wake the fuck up.

01:21:48.860 No sleeping tonight.

01:21:49.700 Yeah, yeah, bro.

01:21:50.900 Bro, and the thing is, because everyone there is a little timid.

01:21:54.200 And everyone's a bit standoffish, a bit reserved, because, you know, everyone's a big YouTuber in their own right.

01:21:59.520 Like, people have got 20 million, 30 million, 40 million, 50 million subscribers, left, right, and center.

01:22:05.620 And I've got, on one channel, 20-something, and then another, like, 16-something, whatever.

01:22:12.400 But, like, I don't give a shit, bro.

01:22:14.100 Like, for me, I'm there, like, I'm just there, here to just have a good fucking time.

01:22:17.880 Like, obviously, you know, some people really wanted to win, like, the one million.

01:22:24.500 It was a grand prize of one million.

01:22:26.800 But for me, bro, I was just there, like, I'm here just to have a good fucking time.

01:22:30.200 Were the competitions, was it fun?

01:22:31.660 Is it out yet?

01:22:32.560 It's not out yet.

01:22:33.500 So, I can't explain, yeah, the thing, the challenges.

01:22:36.840 For sure.

01:22:37.040 Yeah, it was definitely cool to see different YouTubers.

01:22:41.960 Was it inspiring to see MrBeast create something like that?

01:22:44.640 Bro, like, he showed me around Greenville, like, the different areas that he's bought just for videos.

01:22:53.180 Insane, bro.

01:22:54.160 Bro, man just spent, like, I don't even know I can say this, but he spent, like, millions on just a bit of land for one video.

01:23:04.620 Just like that.

01:23:05.260 And it's just, like, he's happy just to do that.

01:23:07.880 And then he, the money that he makes from that puts it into another video.

01:23:11.920 Wow.

01:23:12.260 He just, like, he doesn't care about profit.

01:23:16.300 He's there, like, reinvest, reinvest, reinvest.

01:23:18.960 And it's just incredible.

01:23:20.720 Bro, he pretty much, like, the only reason you go to North Carolina is for MrBeast.

01:23:26.260 That's, like, he runs it.

01:23:27.660 And I was like, it's such a smart model because the most interesting thing in that area is working for MrBeast.

01:23:38.100 That's so crazy.

01:23:39.000 Bro, so he's always got everyone there, like, gagging to work for him.

01:23:43.000 Because it's like, are you going to work at, I don't know, McDonald's?

01:23:47.040 Or are you going to try and work for MrBeast?

01:23:49.780 You're always going to always go for MrBeast.

01:23:52.400 You know, do you want to be a politician?

01:23:54.500 Or do you want to work for MrBeast?

01:23:56.200 Like, I want to work for MrBeast.

01:23:57.560 Bro, like, do you want to be a teacher?

01:24:00.260 Fuck that.

01:24:01.180 I would like to teach MrBeast.

01:24:02.400 I want to, yeah.

01:24:03.700 I would like to be at MrBeast Junior High.

01:24:06.060 Exactly, bro.

01:24:07.140 Did you, is it inspiring, kind of?

01:24:08.780 Or do you feel like it's a different?

01:24:10.140 No, not at all.

01:24:11.100 I went in there, and if anything, it made me go, yeah, I will never reach this level.

01:24:16.060 But I was okay with that.

01:24:16.500 And I'm okay with that, yeah.

01:24:17.500 Yeah, that's kind of the point where I was at.

01:24:19.680 Yeah.

01:24:20.320 Because that's interesting, because sometimes in life you meet people, or you meet, like, people who are doing things above you or differently than you.

01:24:26.680 And you say, oh, I could do this.

01:24:28.580 Yes.

01:24:28.940 So, but then sometimes that's cool to hear that you also sometimes meet people, and you're like, oh, this is amazing, but this is not my thing.

01:24:34.940 Yeah, this, I could never, like, like, I didn't think, wow, okay, now I want to be up there with one of the biggest YouTubers in the world.

01:24:43.440 Yeah.

01:24:43.680 I'm there like, nah, fuck that.

01:24:45.100 I, because especially with what he's put into it, nah, man, shit's long.

01:24:50.200 Fuck.

01:24:50.840 Like, I already have been doing so much for so long, so, like, for him, like, he's going on to that next level.

01:24:58.200 Like, I feel like I'm in a good space with, you know, the sidemen.

01:25:01.800 I've got a bit of music here, boxing here.

01:25:04.180 Yeah.

01:25:04.340 I've got a little YouTube here.

01:25:05.680 If I want to stream every now and then I can.

01:25:07.820 It's nice.

01:25:08.680 You know, I'm still able to do something with my girlfriend, still able to do stuff with my friends and family.

01:25:13.760 Like, I'm able to have a nice, balanced life.

01:25:17.600 Him, it's just work.

01:25:19.540 He lives, breathes, sleeps, work.

01:25:23.220 That's a lot.

01:25:23.700 But, like, that's why he's the most subscribed YouTuber in the world.

01:25:28.260 Yeah, it's interesting what it takes, huh?

01:25:29.820 Yeah, and I'm there like, fuck that.

01:25:32.080 Yeah.

01:25:33.900 Fuck that, bro.

01:25:34.980 Fuck that, bro.

01:25:35.640 I'm good.

01:25:36.080 I don't need to do that.

01:25:37.460 Put me in my wheelchair, homie.

01:25:39.640 I'll be fine.

01:25:41.920 JJ, thanks so much, man.

01:25:43.400 Yeah, I know.

01:25:43.960 My pleasure, bro.

01:25:44.580 For coming and hanging out, man, and just making me feel welcome in your country.

01:25:47.080 It's really cool.

01:25:47.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:48.440 And, yeah, thanks for starting, like, the Celebrity Boxing, and just, like, that's been something, especially throughout pandemic, I think it gave a lot of people some weird thing to, like, just cheer for or be against or whatever.

01:25:59.960 Just commentate.

01:26:00.860 I've got a fight coming up where I'm fighting two people.

01:26:04.440 At the same time?

01:26:05.220 At the same.

01:26:05.740 Well, it's a tag team.

01:26:07.020 Okay.

01:26:07.460 Yeah, August 31st.

01:26:09.300 Yeah.

01:26:10.160 And how do you feel about it?

01:26:11.620 I feel pretty confident.

01:26:13.080 I feel pretty good.

01:26:13.900 I mean, I'm seeing it as, like, a warm-up to hopefully fight Amir Khan end of the year.

01:26:19.900 What?

01:26:20.440 Yeah.

01:26:21.100 But with this, it's just, like, so these two guys, Slim and AT, have been, like, top of their, top of the league when it comes to Misfits.

01:26:31.020 Like, they've pretty much been most of their opponents.

01:26:34.060 Slim has never lost, et cetera.

01:26:35.620 So, you know, for me to fight not one but two of them, it's going to be, you know, a good challenge.

01:26:41.300 So they can tag each other in whenever they want?

01:26:42.800 They can tag in and, yeah, tag out whenever they want.

01:26:44.780 And what if one of them gets knocked out, then you just have to knock the other one out?

01:26:47.340 Yes.

01:26:48.040 Oh, damn, bro.

01:26:49.780 Wow.

01:26:50.100 That's sick, yeah.

01:26:51.860 Fuck, it's exciting.

01:26:53.100 Yeah, yeah.

01:26:53.580 So, I guess that's, we're missing.

01:26:55.760 That's what we want.

01:26:56.680 Yeah.

01:26:56.860 We want it to be exciting.

01:26:57.880 We want people to be, like, oh, this is not, like, normal boxing.

01:27:01.340 Yeah.

01:27:01.820 But, fuck it, I love it.

01:27:03.160 And everything evolves.

01:27:04.340 That's the thing.

01:27:04.840 It's, like, sometimes we get stuck in tradition.

01:27:06.380 It's, like, oh, I want, I don't want things to change.

01:27:08.120 I want things to change.

01:27:08.620 But then everything has always evolved, right?

01:27:11.000 And it's just the way that things always have been.

01:27:13.580 Yeah, well, I mean, look at radio.

01:27:16.140 You know, radio was like, oh, fuck TV, man.

01:27:19.000 It's all about the radio.

01:27:20.340 Then TV came through, smashed it.

01:27:22.600 Yeah.

01:27:22.660 Now, then it was the internet.

01:27:24.080 And TV were like, oh, the fuck's the internet?

01:27:26.340 It's not going to do anything.

01:27:27.420 Boom, the internet.

01:27:28.220 It's in your face.

01:27:29.180 Next up, AI.

01:27:31.460 It's taking over, bro.

01:27:33.540 Humanoids.

01:27:34.140 I know.

01:27:34.680 Come through.

01:27:35.880 They're just going to come through, bro.

01:27:37.500 I just hope I'm okay.

01:27:38.560 Bro, smash through your door.

01:27:39.760 There's nothing you can do.

01:27:40.480 I'm going to stay upstairs, then, if they come.

01:27:44.700 I just don't.

01:27:46.600 I don't want to.

01:27:47.080 I'm just going to stand by the window and just button my button again, you know?

01:27:50.460 Well, how cool would it be?

01:27:51.880 I know it's going back to the whole humanoid thing.

01:27:54.480 No.

01:27:54.640 It just fascinates me because the idea of, like, space travel, like, becomes a thing.

01:28:00.820 Like, imagine we can just take-

01:28:02.420 With AI, you mean?

01:28:03.280 Yeah.

01:28:03.400 Oh, because it'll tell us how to do it.

01:28:06.900 Well, no.

01:28:08.020 No, I was thinking more taking a humanoid AI and just sending it off.

01:28:13.740 Oh.

01:28:15.140 Like, it can go to Mars.

01:28:16.920 Right.

01:28:17.060 We have, like, practice humans, then.

01:28:19.160 Yeah.

01:28:19.860 It's like you have a crash test dummy that can actually fucking-

01:28:22.380 Yeah, exactly.

01:28:23.200 Give you a ring back and let you know what's going on.

01:28:24.960 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:25.080 Just, what's going on?

01:28:26.180 You good?

01:28:27.100 What's up with your systems and everything?

01:28:29.740 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:30.260 How's your systems, man?

01:28:31.700 Yeah.

01:28:32.480 Hey, what's your sister up to?

01:28:33.680 And he's like, what are you talking about?

01:28:36.260 Yeah.

01:28:36.620 Because people are perverts, dude.

01:28:38.560 What?

01:28:39.380 The second the guy reports any information from Mars, you're like, hey, where's your sister?

01:28:44.060 You're going to be going a while.

01:28:46.660 But no, you're right, dude.

01:28:48.700 We won't even have to be the aliens.

01:28:50.780 We'll just create them.

01:28:52.120 Yes.

01:28:52.720 And then we'd be able to, like, just conquer different planets.

01:28:58.160 What about, so if certain countries get the robots and the robots,

01:29:01.240 we'll fight the wars for them?

01:29:03.000 Oh, shit.

01:29:04.060 Yeah, but then how would that work?

01:29:06.860 Then it would just-

01:29:07.540 Right.

01:29:07.940 Nobody would win, really.

01:29:08.880 Yeah, it would just-

01:29:10.100 But it would be a whole new league of sports, though.

01:29:12.360 Well, would you-

01:29:15.440 Last point.

01:29:17.540 Is, because I was talking to my girlfriend about this,

01:29:19.880 is having sex with a humanoid cheating?

01:29:25.520 No way.

01:29:27.280 So she was like, well, it is.

01:29:29.540 But then I'm there like, oh, so then you consider a humanoid robot as human?

01:29:36.600 Hmm.

01:29:37.740 It would have to depend on how human-

01:29:39.860 If it puts its makeup on, then I would say yes.

01:29:42.900 What?

01:29:44.260 But if it just kind of stands there and is like, let's do it or whatever,

01:29:48.900 then I would say no, probably.

01:29:50.420 But then how would you feel if you had your girl?

01:29:53.120 Oh, see, that's not fair.

01:29:54.360 She's just getting destroyed by this.

01:29:57.400 You're like, well, yeah, why are there-

01:29:59.060 By this big black robot?

01:30:01.680 Yeah.

01:30:01.940 Okay, he could be fucking-

01:30:03.680 Great.

01:30:05.560 Now even we have to worry about the black robots.

01:30:09.240 That's the most messed up part.

01:30:11.740 It's like, we now have to worry.

01:30:13.560 Even the black robots are taking our women, dude.

01:30:16.140 Yeah, imagine you come home and you're sitting there

01:30:20.700 and like three robot dudes come and just sit.

01:30:23.460 You're like, what?

01:30:24.220 I thought we had a date night tonight.

01:30:26.880 He's like, we do.

01:30:30.280 JJ, man, thank you so much, dude, for all the years of entertainment.

01:30:33.520 And also spending time with me, man.

01:30:34.980 Congratulations, dude.

01:30:35.620 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:36.220 I think it's really inspirational to just see what you do

01:30:38.620 and just your attitude to take breaks

01:30:40.500 and to just be transparent about some of the stuff that goes on.

01:30:43.220 It's important because a lot of people are in this space now

01:30:46.680 and in this world because it's the world we live in

01:30:48.580 and they want to be able to learn from people

01:30:50.960 that are willing to share, honestly, about what goes on.

01:30:54.120 Well, and likewise, man.

01:30:55.620 I've seen you come up.

01:30:56.820 It's been phenomenal, man.

01:30:58.240 The way you just-

01:31:00.480 I think for me, I saw a lot of your stuff just on TikTok.

01:31:03.520 Yeah.

01:31:03.860 Just how fucking random you are.

01:31:07.260 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:08.700 It was absolutely amazing to experience it in real life.

01:31:12.600 Oh, thanks.

01:31:12.940 Just the random things you say, just out of thin air.

01:31:17.180 Yeah.

01:31:17.800 It just, it's just hilarious.

01:31:19.600 Well, thanks, dude.

01:31:20.580 Thank you.

01:31:21.340 Yeah, I used to feel more creative.

01:31:22.680 Did you ever used to feel more creative?

01:31:24.260 Yes, yeah, yeah.

01:31:25.320 I feel like-

01:31:26.020 Isn't that weird?

01:31:26.740 Yeah.

01:31:27.500 It's just, I don't know.

01:31:29.680 I don't know why.

01:31:30.540 It's just, or maybe we're still as creative,

01:31:34.340 but we have to just churn out more.

01:31:37.220 Yeah, maybe that's it.

01:31:37.980 Because there's just so, people just want more content all the time.

01:31:44.480 Oh, even three years ago, it seemed like if you put out a really neat clip,

01:31:47.120 it lived longer.

01:31:48.320 Now-

01:31:48.820 Exactly.

01:31:49.120 Now it's like-

01:31:49.940 A week.

01:31:50.680 If that.

01:31:51.240 If that.

01:31:51.900 Yeah, maybe even a day.

01:31:53.300 People have forgotten.

01:31:54.300 You could murder.

01:31:55.060 Nobody cares.

01:31:55.780 Four days later.

01:31:56.480 Yeah, yeah, bro.

01:31:56.780 They do.

01:31:58.400 You could murder someone.

01:31:59.340 You could then make another clip that says you were not convicted,

01:32:02.140 and people think you're not a murderer now.

01:32:04.960 But you've made it all.

01:32:06.260 Well, yeah.

01:32:07.260 It's crazy, though.

01:32:08.700 I feel like policemen would still remember that.

01:32:11.360 Yeah, you're right, probably.

01:32:12.620 So you're right about that.

01:32:15.140 Dude, best of luck in the fight's August 31st?

01:32:17.320 Yeah, yeah, bro.

01:32:18.040 Thank you.

01:32:18.160 Okay, great.

01:32:18.540 And that's streaming on Misfits?

01:32:19.780 That is on Misfits, yeah.

01:32:20.700 Okay, great, man.

01:32:21.380 Yeah.

01:32:21.740 And that's going to be, where's it taking place at?

01:32:24.380 Dublin.

01:32:25.060 Free Arena.

01:32:25.560 Oh, yeah.

01:32:26.040 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:26.800 Mental, right?

01:32:27.580 That's going to be crazy, dude.

01:32:29.020 I can't wait.

01:32:29.460 I can't wait to be at the Free Arena.

01:32:30.880 Apparently, it's such a sick stadium.

01:32:32.860 Yeah.

01:32:33.380 Or arena, should I say.

01:32:34.920 Awesome, man.

01:32:36.960 Thank you, bro.

01:32:37.360 Thank you so much for your time, brother.

01:32:38.500 Sweet.

01:32:39.100 Cheers, bro.

01:32:39.900 Do I just leave now?

01:32:41.100 Or we can just, yeah.

01:32:41.820 I mean, I think we just can be done whenever.

01:32:44.140 I just am really.

01:32:44.540 Well, I mean, I literally just walked in, and there was no warm-up or anything.

01:32:49.500 Yeah, that's how the robots do it.

01:32:50.860 It's just raw, bro.

01:32:52.060 Hey, look.

01:32:53.460 I might be one of those human.

01:32:55.140 You know what I'm saying, dude?

01:32:56.560 Fuck.

01:32:57.340 God, I would hate that, though.

01:32:58.440 Imagine you get home, and the robot wants to fuck, and you're like,

01:33:00.820 give me a few minutes.

01:33:02.620 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:02.800 And it's just chasing you around the house.

01:33:04.500 Yeah.

01:33:05.420 What would you do?

01:33:06.700 You'd have to fuck it.

01:33:08.400 Because you can't say no.

01:33:11.260 Yeah.

01:33:12.020 It'll rip a door off.

01:33:13.180 Yeah, bro.

01:33:13.780 It'll say, like, the fuck is this?

01:33:15.660 You think this will stop me?

01:33:16.760 What do you mean?

01:33:17.580 Yeah.

01:33:18.420 We're fucking.

01:33:19.640 We're fucking.

01:33:20.960 Yeah.

01:33:21.340 It just short circuits.

01:33:22.540 Yeah.

01:33:22.880 We're fucking.

01:33:24.340 More soup.

01:33:25.380 Wait, so.

01:33:26.060 We're fucking.

01:33:26.840 When would it stop?

01:33:28.340 I don't know.

01:33:28.900 Maybe with, maybe.

01:33:29.800 As in, like, no, when, like.

01:33:31.380 When the battery's down, I guess.

01:33:33.440 So it could just go on forever.

01:33:34.660 What if you try to turn it off from your phone, but your phone dies or something?

01:33:37.700 Oh, no.

01:33:38.480 And you said it's a heavy fucking right there.

01:33:41.640 All right.

01:33:42.180 We should stop.

01:33:43.240 Yeah, I think we're done, man.

01:33:45.040 Cheers, man.

01:33:45.960 Now, I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:33:52.140 I must be cornerstone.

01:33:55.220 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:34:02.780 And I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna take a long time, but it's gonna take a long time.

01:34:10.920 Cheers, man.

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