This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E529 Post Malone

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00:00:30.000 We have some new, new tour dates to announce.

00:00:33.400 Bloomington, Indiana.

00:00:35.300 On November 13th, the Indiana University Auditorium.

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00:02:13.600 Today's guest is a musician, artist, producer, actor.

00:02:20.640 He's done it all.

00:02:22.260 He has a new album coming out called F1 Trillion.

00:02:25.640 Actually, it's out now.

00:02:27.300 You can go enjoy it.

00:02:29.180 It's him and some of my favorite artists.

00:02:32.220 I saw him perform at the Grand Ole Opry last night, and it was magnificent.

00:02:36.420 I'm so thankful for the energy that he's given to the world.

00:02:41.140 To bring us together, really, today's guest is Mr. Post Malone.

00:02:46.480 Shine that light on me.

00:02:52.960 I'll sit and tell you my stories.

00:02:58.180 Shine on me.

00:03:02.480 And I will find a song.

00:03:04.780 A little wine.

00:03:16.060 A little wine is good.

00:03:17.320 It's good for the heart.

00:03:18.040 Doctors say pregnant ladies can drink it. 1.00

00:03:19.920 Can they really?

00:03:20.580 That's what they say.

00:03:21.040 Yeah, but have you seen the babies? 0.68

00:03:22.560 They're pretty fucking awesome whenever they come out. 0.91

00:03:25.440 That's the point, dude. 0.78

00:03:26.300 I'm going to say this, dude.

00:03:27.640 They shred hard. 0.99

00:03:28.580 They're like, I've been fucking drinking before I was born. 0.99

00:03:30.940 Yeah. 0.98

00:03:31.180 A lot of them have real pale skin in their gingers, which are good citizens of the society. 0.98

00:03:35.720 And they wear North Carolina jerseys, so they fucking go hard, bro. 0.97

00:03:43.520 Depends on what wine it is. 0.99

00:03:45.340 If you drink like a nice Bordeaux, as opposed to like Franzia, which I love fucking Franzia. 0.99

00:03:52.300 A little bag of wine. 0.98

00:03:53.720 Yeah.

00:03:54.040 Put in the saddle bag.

00:03:55.020 Well, Franzia was always like that wine that every now and then your parents would have

00:04:00.720 a party or something.

00:04:02.160 And then you would like go into the kitchen late to get a little snack or a little like

00:04:05.800 square of cheese or cracker somebody had left.

00:04:08.940 And you'd go in there and some lady would come just stumbling out of the Christmas tree 1.00

00:04:14.640 and she'd be like, hey, hey, yeah.

00:04:17.360 And gave it to you?

00:04:19.000 No, she'd have it like tucked under her arm.

00:04:23.540 Or at that point, sometimes they'd have it out of the box or naked, as they call it.

00:04:27.300 Well, you have to have it out of the box, I believe.

00:04:29.440 Oh, you do?

00:04:29.860 Yes, sir.

00:04:30.240 It's like a water skin.

00:04:31.320 You know what I mean?

00:04:31.860 It's like, it makes me feel like a frontiersman. 0.99

00:04:35.280 Whenever they have those like fucking, what shape are those? 0.99

00:04:38.780 Like a kidney-shaped deal. 0.99

00:04:40.100 You know what I mean?

00:04:40.600 Water kidney.

00:04:41.520 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:04:42.800 Yeah, it has a very, at that point it gets a, like a camelback vibe. 1.00

00:04:47.000 It's like a fucking bagpipe. 0.95

00:04:49.100 Yeah, it gets a, I'm not surprised if some of those bagpipe players aren't just, well, 0.99

00:04:58.140 you can actually hear a bagpipe.

00:04:59.620 Right, but a bagpipe is the blowout and the Franzia is on the way in.

00:05:02.800 But you think you might bring two bagpipes.

00:05:04.780 One is Franzia.

00:05:05.860 Oh, yeah.

00:05:08.640 Yeah, you can get, put it in a camelback.

00:05:10.640 It's genius.

00:05:11.380 It makes so much sense.

00:05:12.380 I had a bag of wine in my bed, under my pillow, all of, for all of school.

00:05:19.720 I don't know if I should say this.

00:05:20.900 What school was it at?

00:05:22.020 It was a school.

00:05:23.060 Oh, okay.

00:05:23.960 I was at school and my parents never found it.

00:05:25.840 No way.

00:05:26.400 Yeah, because it's kind of like a, I told them I bought like a waterbed pillow.

00:05:30.840 And you could just lean over and just. 0.97

00:05:33.880 It's like sucking on Romulus or Mother Rome's teat. 1.00

00:05:37.840 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:05:39.180 Yeah, like sucking on Mother Rome's teat, man. 1.00

00:05:41.340 Nothing like it. 1.00

00:05:44.680 There's nothing like it.

00:05:46.040 Ask them.

00:05:46.640 There's nothing like it.

00:05:47.260 You do good?

00:05:48.040 Is everybody in there okay?

00:05:49.280 Yes.

00:05:49.660 Okay, cool.

00:05:50.040 Thank you so much.

00:05:51.000 You got like a big lightsaber.

00:05:53.040 That thing that like, it's like you hit it and like somebody's whoop bracelet goes off in the distance or whatever.

00:05:59.120 You know what I'm talking about?

00:06:00.740 It's like that vapor you hit it and somebody's whoop bracelet is like, I'm fat or whatever.

00:06:05.020 What's a whoop bracelet?

00:06:06.100 A whoop bracelet is like, bring it up.

00:06:11.340 A whoop bracelet.

00:06:15.760 It's like a bracelet that tells you you're sleeping well.

00:06:19.580 It like monitors your heartbeat.

00:06:21.820 And then there's like a little plug or something.

00:06:23.740 Maybe I think allegedly you can put it into your side or something that'll monitor your sugar and it'll send the information to it.

00:06:28.800 So it can tell if you're dreaming or if you like, if you, if you're, you know, you've never met your father.

00:06:34.840 It can tell you everything, dude.

00:06:36.080 Don't they have them on Apple Watches?

00:06:37.660 I think they have the Find Your Dad app on the Apple Watch.

00:06:39.960 Oh, yeah.

00:06:40.660 Well, yeah.

00:06:41.000 Then they just, somebody didn't trademark it then because a lot of people are doing it.

00:06:44.680 Because sometimes it'll say on the whoop bracelet, it'll say, whoop, there he is.

00:06:48.260 And it'll play that song, you know.

00:06:49.540 For your dad.

00:06:50.180 Yeah.

00:06:50.440 About your dad.

00:06:51.080 Like if you get close enough to him.

00:06:53.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:54.480 It gets louder when the closer you get.

00:06:57.060 Whoop, there he is.

00:06:59.060 And that's showing my age post.

00:07:00.480 Good to see you.

00:07:01.940 Hey, thanks for having me.

00:07:03.000 Yeah, man.

00:07:04.060 Congratulations, dude.

00:07:04.620 I saw you at the Grand Ole Opry last night.

00:07:06.640 Thank you, sir.

00:07:07.280 Thank you for coming.

00:07:08.220 Thank you.

00:07:08.940 Was that your first time there?

00:07:10.280 Yes, sir.

00:07:10.740 That was my first time.

00:07:11.580 And I remember I laid down after I got home last night and I was like, was Theo Vaughn there?

00:07:17.840 Because I'm 85% sure I said hi, but I didn't know if I was just dreaming.

00:07:24.580 But lo and behold, you were there.

00:07:25.920 Yeah.

00:07:26.200 And you said, hey, man, it was nice.

00:07:28.780 Well, I imagine it was such a tough place to be.

00:07:30.680 I mean, there were so many stars in the building and that was your first time performing there.

00:07:34.740 Yes, sir.

00:07:35.300 Terrifying.

00:07:36.160 Terrifying.

00:07:37.260 Yeah.

00:07:37.460 Because it's like going to like the Mount Everest of performance of live venues.

00:07:41.840 Yes, sir.

00:07:42.480 Yeah.

00:07:42.820 It's terrifying.

00:07:43.680 It's.

00:07:44.840 Yeah.

00:07:45.200 And you brought out John Michael Montgomery, Lainey Wilson.

00:07:48.440 Brad Paisley came out and played three or four songs with you.

00:07:52.280 You brought out.

00:07:54.240 Warren Treaty.

00:07:55.380 Yep.

00:07:55.600 You brought out Warren Treaty.

00:07:58.980 And who else?

00:08:00.100 Those dudes are handsome.

00:08:01.260 Oh, Vince Gill.

00:08:02.160 Vince Gill.

00:08:03.240 So cool.

00:08:03.900 It's so cool, man.

00:08:04.940 I'm just like I'm I'm absolutely floored.

00:08:08.000 I can't even begin.

00:08:10.520 The crowd was so amped, man.

00:08:12.280 I, you know, I never know what to expect, but it was someone said that there were two

00:08:17.840 tickets sold for like twenty two grand a piece, which is awesome.

00:08:22.780 That's insane.

00:08:24.140 Oh, somebody.

00:08:25.360 Someone is so disappointed. 0.99

00:08:28.520 Well, no, they got to see Lainey and somebody else is buying their wife a set of supreme tits 0.99

00:08:35.180 or hip replacements. 0.96

00:08:37.060 You could have got two tickets, forty four grand. 0.85

00:08:40.580 Think of the boobs you could have got. 0.99

00:08:42.360 Pull that up. 0.97

00:08:42.980 What kind of breasts can you get at forty four grand? 1.00

00:08:45.980 And I have a blocker on this computer because I used to have a pornography issue, but it's 0.95

00:08:48.960 so I don't know if we can pull that up.

00:08:51.360 See what they allow.

00:08:53.000 How much breast can you get for forty four? 1.00

00:08:55.100 Forty four. 0.91

00:08:58.620 Forty four.

00:08:59.100 Forty four.

00:08:59.400 Just like that.

00:09:00.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:01.440 OK.

00:09:01.900 There's going to be some track.

00:09:02.740 Forty four.

00:09:03.340 Forty four.

00:09:03.920 Forty four.

00:09:04.240 I'm forty four K.

00:09:07.620 Oh, chest.

00:09:08.280 Forty four large, bro.

00:09:09.860 That was good.

00:09:11.240 That was really good.

00:09:13.240 OK.

00:09:14.200 What's forty four K size breast? 1.00

00:09:16.160 Yeah.

00:09:16.400 Let's see that.

00:09:17.400 And just tell me to look away if it gets too crazy.

00:09:21.400 This is science.

00:09:22.800 I'm five, six and two hundred forty five pounds.

00:09:24.780 I've always had a severe back and neck problems because of them in quotations.

00:09:29.140 And they're talking about them, OK, ever since.

00:09:33.520 And look, I don't want to use pronouns, but we're talking about us, them.

00:09:37.320 Sure. 0.84

00:09:37.880 Titties. 0.87

00:09:38.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:39.020 That's mine.

00:09:39.680 Yeah.

00:09:40.460 Ever since I was in high school.

00:09:42.260 Those are K's. 1.00

00:09:42.920 Oh, wow.

00:09:43.900 Those are double K. 0.99

00:09:45.000 What's the biggest size?

00:09:46.400 Ever since I was in high school, I've been medicated.

00:09:48.340 I don't think you need to be.

00:09:49.380 OK, that's an excuse to use drugs.

00:09:52.040 Maybe that's why my A-cups are driving me nuts.

00:09:57.040 I need something.

00:09:58.400 Whoa! 0.71

00:09:59.240 Oh, my God, bro.

00:10:03.040 That ain't the San Andreas fault, dog.

00:10:05.420 That is amazing.

00:10:07.020 Wow.

00:10:07.420 What if someone fell in there?

00:10:10.580 Oh, the best, the funnest thing to do there would be order one of those.

00:10:13.560 Like, you know, you go to a restaurant and they put the little shots of different tequilas.

00:10:17.740 Sure.

00:10:18.280 And you just put them right in.

00:10:19.740 You do a whole flight.

00:10:20.380 Yeah, yeah, you do a whole flight, which you guys can't see at home.

00:10:24.460 Wow.

00:10:25.720 These are. 0.97

00:10:26.280 She's killing it. 1.00

00:10:27.440 Oh, she's killing something. 0.94

00:10:28.600 And they're natural.

00:10:29.220 You can tell.

00:10:30.000 Oh, those are, yeah.

00:10:31.200 You couldn't do that.

00:10:32.720 I mean, one of them looked like it washed up on the edge of the ocean.

00:10:37.460 I like this asymmetric look.

00:10:40.160 I think that's the dress.

00:10:42.680 No, I think, obviously, all women are beautiful. 0.55

00:10:47.120 And this, but this is a lot of breasts. 1.00

00:10:49.140 What we're saying here, what we're saying here. 0.65

00:10:52.300 You sound like an analyst. 0.97

00:10:53.440 What we're seeing here is a lot of breasts. 1.00

00:10:58.480 This is amazing. 0.70

00:10:59.780 Now, this is something else. 0.95

00:11:01.480 Now, that is a lot of breasts for someone. 1.00

00:11:04.360 It's like, go.

00:11:05.480 How would you, you couldn't even see your kid if you're feeding him.

00:11:07.760 You're like, is he done?

00:11:08.800 Good hugs.

00:11:09.700 Oh, yeah.

00:11:10.400 Best hugs.

00:11:12.100 That's a wholesome response.

00:11:13.880 Yeah, she gives great hugs. 1.00

00:11:15.360 I can't believe I've never Googled this before.

00:11:17.280 Yeah, I didn't know that either.

00:11:18.140 That's 44K, double K.

00:11:20.660 44K, that's the breast size you get.

00:11:22.640 So I think we put in 44,000.

00:11:24.300 Wait, you get that for 44K?

00:11:26.100 No, that's L, M, and N.

00:11:27.900 She's in the Ns.

00:11:29.140 Okay.

00:11:29.780 Okay, so I think we put in 44K as the money, and it took, the computer took it as a breast

00:11:36.280 size, 44K.

00:11:37.020 Sure.

00:11:37.460 I didn't know they went to Ks.

00:11:39.160 Me neither.

00:11:39.400 And this, she's in the Ns.

00:11:41.860 Yeah.

00:11:42.620 L, M, and N.

00:11:44.140 Yeah, that's, I mean, she's got more Ks than Joe Musgrove during a good game, brother. 0.89

00:11:49.680 She's, that's a lot.

00:11:53.720 Anyway, nice to see you, man.

00:11:55.900 It's been five minutes, yeah. 0.57

00:11:56.700 We went from the Aubrey to boobs. 0.82

00:12:00.020 But it is nice to look at something, and also, it's not pornography, you know? 0.85

00:12:03.100 Yes, sir.

00:12:03.500 No, it's science.

00:12:04.220 It's strictly science.

00:12:05.000 It's just like my feet pic stuff, like, it's just science.

00:12:07.980 Have you ever had any, you didn't even have an account on there?

00:12:10.240 What?

00:12:10.620 On Feet Finder, one of those?

00:12:11.800 No, but I was highly rated.

00:12:13.360 Oh, really?

00:12:13.780 I was like, I came in at like a 4.8.

00:12:16.580 People put you on there?

00:12:17.640 Yeah.

00:12:18.040 Oh.

00:12:18.240 4.8.

00:12:19.460 Wow.

00:12:20.220 You have good feet?

00:12:21.140 That's what I hear.

00:12:23.840 Yeah, boy.

00:12:25.040 Well, I don't know about this one, don't, um, WikiFeet Men.

00:12:29.160 What does it say on WikiFeet Men?

00:12:30.740 Yeah, let's go to, actually.

00:12:31.900 It's a top one.

00:12:32.800 And I'm not going to say that I know this, but let's go to WikiFeet Men, okay?

00:12:36.180 Yeah, I mean, that, that's the only trusted source.

00:12:40.220 Yeah, go ahead, type, type, type me up.

00:12:43.660 Yeah, that guy was at manfoot.org.

00:12:45.700 Look, look at the, look at my rating.

00:12:47.400 Let me see it.

00:12:47.960 I got a 4.9.

00:12:49.260 I'm like 4.9 right now.

00:12:50.540 Is that what that says?

00:12:51.140 Dude, I'm coming in at 4.9.

00:12:53.540 Are there any pics of the actual hoofs, though?

00:12:56.080 Yeah, they're in these.

00:12:57.080 Okay.

00:12:57.840 Check these out.

00:12:58.940 Look at all the data.

00:13:01.160 This is data.

00:13:02.320 Okay.

00:13:03.020 Ooh, there's a hoof.

00:13:05.380 Oh, so you really are a barefoot little soldier.

00:13:07.960 I love it.

00:13:09.100 Yeah.

00:13:09.440 It's the best.

00:13:10.180 People call it earthing.

00:13:11.220 I just call it walking. 0.89

00:13:12.340 Postman gives you his dirty sock and draws you a tattoo. 0.96

00:13:15.020 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:13:18.220 POV.

00:13:18.660 And then you got Loke in the background.

00:13:22.200 I love how he's making sure this is okay.

00:13:24.660 Yeah, this is kosher.

00:13:25.660 Your bodyguards in the background are like, nobody.

00:13:27.620 Why am I smelling it?

00:13:28.780 Yeah.

00:13:29.080 Hey, look, dude.

00:13:30.220 What goes on at these shows?

00:13:31.600 That's the kind of behavior you gotta, that you gotta offer off to people.

00:13:34.680 Absolutely.

00:13:35.700 When you do your live shows, do you have a big ensemble?

00:13:38.380 Like, what goes on?

00:13:38.960 What goes into your live shows?

00:13:39.860 Because everybody kind of has different stuff, you know?

00:13:41.820 Yes, sir.

00:13:42.340 Yeah.

00:13:42.560 But, you know, now, we started doing, like, a band a couple years ago, as opposed to just

00:13:50.780 me.

00:13:51.340 But now we have, now we brought Cheese out, Play Steel.

00:13:56.280 Oh, Chandler.

00:13:57.520 Yep.

00:13:57.860 From Ernest's band.

00:13:59.020 Yeah.

00:13:59.600 Yeah.

00:14:00.980 Ern is so sweet.

00:14:02.680 And so is Cheese.

00:14:03.500 But Ern, you know, he's played with Ern forever.

00:14:06.180 Yeah.

00:14:06.280 And he was just like, go, go, you know?

00:14:08.060 And, um, it was a real sweet thing.

00:14:12.300 Both of them were so excited that he was going to play with you.

00:14:14.580 I was just, like, blown away.

00:14:16.540 Like, because Cheese is, he's 21 years old.

00:14:20.020 You know what I mean?

00:14:20.740 And he's beautiful.

00:14:21.620 He's a stud.

00:14:22.520 Absolutely.

00:14:22.960 I mean, and also, if all the men died or something, he would immediately be referred

00:14:29.580 He'd become number one.

00:14:30.500 Look at that one right there. 0.85

00:14:31.520 He'd be referred to as a woman immediately. 0.66

00:14:32.840 Look at that smile.

00:14:33.560 Oh, God.

00:14:34.740 I mean, it's like, God, if I didn't love these women so much.

00:14:37.720 What a handsome boy.

00:14:38.720 I would just run over there and meet that guy.

00:14:40.940 But I love women. 1.00

00:14:43.380 So, but yeah, no, that's amazing, dude.

00:14:45.380 Chandler Walters.

00:14:46.560 Chandler Walters.

00:14:47.320 Yeah.

00:14:47.680 Cheese.

00:14:48.120 Old Cheese.

00:14:48.800 Look at him.

00:14:49.200 He's going to be going out with you.

00:14:49.720 And he's got a great energy, man.

00:14:51.000 He's just the sweetest guy.

00:14:52.380 And he's a songwriter, too.

00:14:53.280 I think he just had his first number one recently.

00:14:54.860 That's Cheese.

00:14:55.560 Yeah.

00:14:56.380 Yes, he did.

00:14:57.140 With a me.

00:14:58.260 With a me.

00:14:59.040 Why'd I do Mario?

00:14:59.820 Oh, it was with you?

00:15:00.560 Yeah.

00:15:00.780 And Morgan.

00:15:01.680 Oh, with, uh, I had some help?

00:15:03.180 Yeah.

00:15:03.440 No, I didn't even know that.

00:15:04.600 Yeah, because at breakfast the other day, he said, uh, uh, or Ernest said, yeah, he just

00:15:09.260 got his first number one.

00:15:10.240 And I was like, and I don't know if we went into what it was.

00:15:12.080 Dude, that's awesome.

00:15:12.860 Well, yeah, because he wrote and played some steel on it. 0.94

00:15:16.080 And he's just a killer.

00:15:17.280 He's, he's like the best dude ever. 0.96

00:15:19.360 And, um, I couldn't wish better things on him.

00:15:23.700 Yeah.

00:15:23.880 You know, he's just an absolute stud.

00:15:25.880 And did you lose a member?

00:15:27.260 How does it even work that you bring another member in?

00:15:29.080 Yes, sir.

00:15:29.560 Yeah.

00:15:29.820 So we had a band and they, um, were more rocking.

00:15:35.120 You know what I mean?

00:15:36.100 Um, we had an awesome string section.

00:15:38.820 We had awesome members all around.

00:15:41.640 Um, but we, we had said that, you know, we want like, you know, fiddle playing and like

00:15:47.820 guys on the B3 and all that stuff.

00:15:50.000 And, um, that was, it was tough.

00:15:51.880 And, you know, it's awesome.

00:15:53.600 Now, like we're still going to jam with that band whenever we do.

00:15:57.780 Like, I want to do a whole nother Nirvana deal, like do another Nirvana live stream 0.98

00:16:02.540 and shit and do a bunch of cool shit. 0.97

00:16:04.800 Um, you mean like play Nirvana? 1.00

00:16:06.580 Yeah.

00:16:06.980 Like the one we did in COVID where we did all the Nirvana covers.

00:16:10.260 Um, it was so much fun.

00:16:11.780 I didn't see it.

00:16:12.120 So I want to bring it's people said it was good.

00:16:18.040 I can't speak.

00:16:19.020 I think, you know, you watch it back and you're like, oh, I could have done way better.

00:16:22.300 But people said it was good.

00:16:23.220 You know, uh, Dave said it was great.

00:16:25.960 Courtney and, uh, Chris and it was awesome.

00:16:29.180 It was a lot of fun.

00:16:30.260 Uh, if you're drunk or if you're just hanging out one of these nights, um, anyone out there,

00:16:35.220 you know, give it a watch if you haven't seen it.

00:16:36.960 Yeah.

00:16:37.080 Wow.

00:16:37.260 That's incredible.

00:16:38.340 Yeah.

00:16:38.680 So I guess if you're with, um, if you want to get more country, country tuned artists.

00:16:43.720 Yes, sir.

00:16:44.220 Yeah.

00:16:44.500 The steel, you know, steel and like, there's a different way.

00:16:47.960 Mandoland, do you have any of that in it?

00:16:49.180 Uh, so Lily, she plays the fiddle. 0.99

00:16:51.820 She kind of does like these plucky things, which is kind of mandolin ask, but no Mando.

00:16:56.180 I love the Mando.

00:16:57.540 Like watch, like band coming here and doing, uh, like band days where the, all the session

00:17:03.980 guys come in and just kill it.

00:17:05.740 We got Craig playing the bass.

00:17:06.920 He played bass on the whole album.

00:17:08.420 He came out on tour.

00:17:09.180 He's coming out on tour.

00:17:10.020 Nice.

00:17:10.300 So that'll be awesome.

00:17:11.120 That's so great, bro.

00:17:12.200 Yeah.

00:17:12.380 Last night was amazing, man.

00:17:13.560 I almost felt bad.

00:17:14.480 You had to almost, cause there's so many stars in the building and you have to kind of,

00:17:17.700 um, Oh, Craig Young.

00:17:18.920 Yes, sir.

00:17:19.400 Oh, that's beautiful.

00:17:20.260 Bass player of the year.

00:17:21.500 Bass player of the year.

00:17:22.320 Bass player of the year.

00:17:23.040 He was nominated for an ACM last year for bass player of the year.

00:17:25.640 That's amazing.

00:17:26.880 Killer.

00:17:27.360 There's so many great musicians here in Nashville.

00:17:29.460 You don't even realize it.

00:17:31.040 You know, you're walking down the street and you're just like, somebody's incredible. 1.00

00:17:33.780 Damn. 0.99

00:17:34.500 Anywhere you go. 1.00

00:17:37.420 Um, there is so much talent here in every crack and crevice and it's insane.

00:17:46.640 I can't like walking down the street.

00:17:50.080 Oh, dude.

00:17:50.520 And you'll fall.

00:17:51.100 You'll hurt.

00:17:51.500 You'll fall over.

00:17:52.240 You'll spray your ankle or something.

00:17:53.500 And somebody will pull out a violin and write a song about you dying right there.

00:17:56.420 And you're like, it's never happened to me.

00:17:58.000 Oh, but I'm just saying it's that it's so musical here.

00:18:00.860 Yeah.

00:18:01.140 Anything happens.

00:18:02.140 You kiss your girlfriend on the cheek. 0.58

00:18:03.400 Some guy pops up and he's like, that's a song.

00:18:05.800 That's a song.

00:18:06.540 Well, that's the deal. 1.00

00:18:08.760 It's like you fucking, you just go to losers. 1.00

00:18:11.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:11.680 And someone will say, that's why I want to hire, not a writer.

00:18:16.140 And I think this is a way we could really, um.

00:18:19.200 Let's hear about this.

00:18:20.080 Just get an old guy. 1.00

00:18:21.940 Hire an old guy. 1.00

00:18:22.900 You don't got to pay him as a songwriter.

00:18:24.840 He's just knows all the one liners.

00:18:28.140 And like he records what's going on.

00:18:29.980 Everything he says.

00:18:31.120 No, you just ask him a question.

00:18:32.300 He'll say something.

00:18:33.020 And you're like, oh, that's a song.

00:18:34.340 Oh, I see.

00:18:34.840 You know what I mean?

00:18:35.700 Yeah.

00:18:35.920 Someone wise.

00:18:36.920 Like a Gandalf figure.

00:18:38.980 Yeah.

00:18:39.380 Like that wouldn't sit piss.

00:18:41.200 Like old guys always say something. 1.00

00:18:42.380 That's a song, dude.

00:18:43.260 That wouldn't sit piss.

00:18:44.560 Is that a thing?

00:18:45.860 I've heard.

00:18:46.300 I mean, old people always say something, you know, like that dog wouldn't sit piss. 0.99

00:18:50.420 Like what is that?

00:18:51.300 What?

00:18:51.680 What?

00:18:53.120 Yeah.

00:18:53.640 But that's a song. 0.77

00:18:54.960 That's why we just go get a little hammered at losers and just talk. 0.76

00:18:58.900 Yeah. 0.51

00:18:59.100 And that's how songs come about. 0.97

00:19:00.700 You know, someone will say something so dumb, but the melody was sick. 0.92

00:19:03.680 And you're like, let's run with that. 0.87

00:19:05.880 Like just change that word. 1.00

00:19:07.140 Change from sit piss to shit piss. 0.99

00:19:08.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:09.020 And then all of a sudden it's a hit.

00:19:10.340 You know what I mean?

00:19:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:12.700 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:19:14.600 I know how hits work, brother.

00:19:18.000 That's amazing, man.

00:19:21.060 Yeah.

00:19:21.460 And Lainey Wilson. 0.89

00:19:22.540 Yeah.

00:19:22.780 I think that was the strange thing.

00:19:23.920 It was like all these artists got up there and it was so fast.

00:19:26.080 It was like John Michael Montgomery, Lainey Wilson, Brad Paisley, Vince Gill.

00:19:29.680 Um, and then you played, I had some help by myself.

00:19:34.580 And then, oh, your last song you played, uh, uh, Sunflower by yourself too.

00:19:39.580 Yeah.

00:19:40.220 But yeah, dude, it was great.

00:19:41.700 There was all types of people in the audience.

00:19:43.240 It was special.

00:19:44.040 It was so, I like, it's electrifying.

00:19:47.480 It's so crazy standing in that circle.

00:19:49.660 Like, it's just, I'm so honored.

00:19:53.440 Like, I don't, I'm blown away.

00:19:54.960 I can't even believe it that they let me in.

00:19:57.120 I can't believe they let me in the building.

00:19:58.580 Yeah.

00:19:58.860 You know what I mean?

00:20:00.300 Oh, definitely, dude.

00:20:02.000 I mean, yeah.

00:20:02.820 Cause you got a unique look, you know?

00:20:04.860 Oh, yeah.

00:20:05.300 Yeah.

00:20:05.840 You look like a Christmas ornament that Jelly Roll would have, you know?

00:20:10.800 Did I tell you?

00:20:11.820 I didn't tell you.

00:20:12.740 And I say that in a most loving way.

00:20:14.040 Oh, absolutely.

00:20:14.740 I love it.

00:20:15.280 I love it.

00:20:15.700 I was driving to the stadium and some dude was like, Jelly Roll.

00:20:23.580 I had the window open.

00:20:24.600 I was like, what?

00:20:26.920 Have you met Jelly?

00:20:28.280 Oh, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:20:28.700 He's the best in the fucking world, man. 0.99

00:20:29.800 Oh, he's the sweetest. 0.99

00:20:30.720 He's the best.

00:20:31.340 And he has so many feelings in him, dude.

00:20:33.620 My favorite is when Jelly Roll wins an award.

00:20:35.380 He gets up there and he's like, I want to say to everybody, right now, there's somebody

00:20:40.040 out there who's got no arms and no legs living under a bridge.

00:20:44.760 And I want to tell you in two short months, you can be winning a sea of my awards. 0.99

00:20:49.980 And then fucking, and everybody's just bawling, crying. 0.99

00:20:53.980 He'd be a great WWE. 1.00

00:20:55.180 Oh, he just, oh, he would.

00:20:56.640 Oh, he just did WWE.

00:20:57.860 No, he did not.

00:20:58.560 Yes, he did.

00:20:59.200 Pull it up.

00:21:00.040 Oh, my God.

00:21:01.120 The Jelly Roll won him, brother.

00:21:04.040 He put the double eclair on somebody.

00:21:05.840 That was his finishing move, I think.

00:21:07.020 The double eclair?

00:21:07.900 Or I think it was like the dirty, um.

00:21:10.540 The double eclair.

00:21:12.180 He put something on somebody. 0.99

00:21:13.320 He put the fucking, uh, crispy bear claw on somebody, I think. 0.99

00:21:18.460 Yeah, find out. 0.99

00:21:19.240 Oh, he's got Randy Orton.

00:21:20.260 Just pull up a video, if you can, of Jelly Roll in the WWE.

00:21:23.260 Oh, my God.

00:21:23.920 Wrestling.

00:21:25.820 Defeat Dirty Dom in the Judgment Day. 0.97

00:21:28.000 Oh, he'll put him in the dirty aquarium.

00:21:29.960 Randy Orton, as a kid, I never got.

00:21:32.020 But now I'm older and I'm like, he's so cool, man.

00:21:34.280 Oh, he's just ADHD.

00:21:35.600 Yeah, he's cool, man.

00:21:35.880 If it made a living.

00:21:36.560 There's Jelly right there.

00:21:38.880 What?

00:21:39.680 Yeah.

00:21:43.600 Look at the crowd going crazy, boy. 1.00

00:21:47.300 Damn, good. 0.99

00:21:48.880 That would, that's a good push. 0.99

00:21:50.840 Jelly put it on him, boy.

00:21:53.260 He'll put him in that crispy wheelchair. 0.90

00:21:56.940 Jelly pull up.

00:21:58.940 Oof.

00:21:59.340 He's got a nice mullet, too, that guy.

00:22:03.340 Uh-oh.

00:22:04.360 Jelly Roll in Orton.

00:22:05.320 All right, move it forward, son.

00:22:06.260 Yeah, I like that.

00:22:07.940 Because it gets good, dude.

00:22:08.820 Does he get in the ring?

00:22:10.340 Yeah.

00:22:11.640 Oh, that's the Narcan Yam, I think. 1.00

00:22:14.560 Jelly Roll fucking. 1.00

00:22:18.640 Oh, I thought he hit the guy. 1.00

00:22:20.460 There was no part where he hit him.

00:22:21.860 That's the double eclair.

00:22:23.200 Go to the push.

00:22:26.300 Oh, that's Jelly and MGK right there.

00:22:28.160 Look at that.

00:22:28.800 He's got the steel chair. 1.00

00:22:30.200 No shit. 1.00

00:22:31.340 There he is. 1.00

00:22:34.040 It's a lot of standing around waiting once you, look at this.

00:22:38.400 Oh, there's a Miz, too. 1.00

00:22:39.900 No.

00:22:40.900 Oh! 1.00

00:22:41.900 Oh, Jelly hit him with the never floss fucking. 1.00

00:22:44.840 That was a, that's a fantasy of mine. 1.00

00:22:46.240 With the dirty pan.

00:22:47.580 Really?

00:22:47.760 By Jelly Roll.

00:22:48.900 That's a fantasy to be hit by a chair by Jelly Roll?

00:22:50.980 Yes, sir.

00:22:51.400 Look at this.

00:22:52.600 This is where he puts him right here.

00:22:54.200 No way! 1.00

00:22:55.160 He put him in the fucking crispy glue. 1.00

00:22:59.500 Yo! 1.00

00:23:03.140 He put him in that glue close blender, homie. 1.00

00:23:05.760 He fucking crisp that baby boy. 0.97

00:23:08.200 You have a, you got a lot of finisher names. 0.99

00:23:10.920 I'm just saying, dude.

00:23:11.980 What's your finisher called? 1.00

00:23:13.140 He hit, he put him in that fucking carb walrus, baby. 1.00

00:23:15.860 He fucking put it on him, dude. 1.00

00:23:17.740 Jelly don't play, dude. 1.00

00:23:19.300 Yeah, man.

00:23:19.860 Where's Jelly from, dude?

00:23:22.260 Ben? 1.00

00:23:25.200 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:23:28.620 Yo, that's fire. 1.00

00:23:30.640 Antioch, baby.

00:23:31.900 Yep. 1.00

00:23:32.520 He hit him with that fucking Antioch injection right there. 1.00

00:23:35.700 That Antioch insulin, baby. 1.00

00:23:37.080 Antioch annihilator.

00:23:37.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:38.980 That's fire.

00:23:40.240 That's awesome.

00:23:41.120 What's your finisher?

00:23:42.380 My finisher would probably be the, uh, I would hold somebody down and cry directly into

00:23:47.580 their eyes.

00:23:48.020 To be honest.

00:23:52.920 That's pretty good.

00:23:54.500 It would be very primordial.

00:23:57.580 I think it would be very, like, maybe in, there would be ancient poets that would enjoy

00:24:02.220 it.

00:24:02.680 Everybody else would be like, boo.

00:24:04.440 What's going on? 1.00

00:24:05.740 This sucks. 1.00

00:24:06.800 Or I'd just cry in them out until they drown. 1.00

00:24:08.380 That would be crazy.

00:24:09.060 That's fire.

00:24:09.760 That's hard.

00:24:10.520 That's hard.

00:24:11.380 What about you, man?

00:24:12.180 What do you think?

00:24:13.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:24:13.680 Well, yours was fucking awesome. 0.98

00:24:15.520 I don't mind. 0.97

00:24:16.560 I don't know if it was awesome, bro.

00:24:18.020 Well, I had, I've always had a concept for a wrestler that doesn't touch anybody.

00:24:24.160 He's just telepathic.

00:24:25.480 Mm-hmm.

00:24:26.300 So I think my move would be, like, grab somebody by the neck from, cross the ring.

00:24:31.480 Yeah. 0.62

00:24:32.100 And then slam them that way.

00:24:33.620 And then a string pulls them up.

00:24:35.260 Exactly.

00:24:36.200 Exactly.

00:24:37.200 See, but there's no wrestler that does that, I don't think.

00:24:40.000 That's it.

00:24:40.700 I think that, exactly.

00:24:42.200 Well, they put me in the game.

00:24:44.200 In the WWE game?

00:24:45.260 Yes, sir.

00:24:45.560 No way.

00:24:47.000 Do you have to have a code to get you?

00:24:47.960 I haven't played myself.

00:24:48.680 I think I'm, like, five bucks.

00:24:50.920 I don't know how much I am.

00:24:52.220 I'm worth about five bucks.

00:24:53.560 No, dude.

00:24:54.040 I heard that, um...

00:24:55.400 Look at this stud, dude.

00:24:56.660 Bert and Ernie's $11, dude.

00:24:59.080 So that seems a little...

00:25:01.440 Wait, you could be Bert and Ernie?

00:25:03.460 Shania Twain is $7, so... 1.00

00:25:05.440 Wait, where are you getting this?

00:25:06.420 I'm just saying... 0.99

00:25:08.240 Shania Twain would be a killer. 1.00

00:25:10.040 That's true, yeah. 0.99

00:25:11.160 Stomp, stomp. 0.99

00:25:12.060 If she gets to use that as her finishing move.

00:25:16.180 Oh, that's you right there.

00:25:17.820 Can we see it again?

00:25:18.520 Yeah, dude, they put me up in the deal.

00:25:20.160 Look at that.

00:25:21.100 Oh, my God.

00:25:21.880 Look at him.

00:25:23.120 He's handsome.

00:25:24.360 Oh, he's very handsome, dude.

00:25:26.060 Yeah, it was fun.

00:25:27.860 They made me buff.

00:25:28.780 My overall is 69.

00:25:31.520 That's your overall?

00:25:32.420 Yes, sir.

00:25:32.840 All my stats are maxed out,

00:25:34.220 but my overall still says 69.

00:25:35.860 Fair, fair, fair.

00:25:37.440 Yeah.

00:25:38.400 It was pretty cool.

00:25:39.200 I love that.

00:25:40.820 Were you a ladies' man when you were young or not?

00:25:42.840 Absolutely not.

00:25:43.800 Really?

00:25:44.260 No, absolutely not.

00:25:46.740 Do you remember, like, the first time

00:25:48.080 you felt like a girl was, like, interested in you?

00:25:49.820 No!

00:25:50.700 Yeah, I already had, like, a million bucks by that time.

00:25:53.680 Oh, you did?

00:25:54.440 Oh. 1.00

00:25:56.520 And I was like, oh, no shit. 1.00

00:25:57.860 This is how this works. 0.99

00:25:59.500 Did you really feel that?

00:26:00.560 No, yeah, man.

00:26:01.420 I remember, like, I got stood up at Homecoming, like, all my crushes, like, you know, it never

00:26:07.840 worked out for me.

00:26:09.520 Really?

00:26:10.000 But I think that worked out for me in the long run.

00:26:12.340 Right.

00:26:12.740 You know, because you could be a kid trying to get some cooch, but I was in my room playing

00:26:20.680 the getooch.

00:26:21.640 Like, I'll show.

00:26:22.660 Yeah.

00:26:22.980 So I'll get you one of these days.

00:26:24.640 I'll show you.

00:26:25.380 And then the money came, and it was awesome.

00:26:27.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:29.180 You know, that is funny.

00:26:30.440 Like, that's how this works.

00:26:31.080 It is kind of funny.

00:26:32.080 Some of that is how it works.

00:26:33.400 It's like, yeah, if you don't feel some ambiance from women, or if you don't feel, like, seen

00:26:37.600 maybe in the world or something, then you're like, well, I have to make myself be seen

00:26:42.720 more, you know?

00:26:43.980 Sure, yeah.

00:26:44.440 And so you create more.

00:26:45.440 And that comes, I guess, like, it's kind of a weird way of, like, oh, I want to express

00:26:50.500 myself more, so I become more introverted learning how to do that.

00:26:54.700 You know what I mean?

00:26:55.900 So tell me a little bit more.

00:26:57.040 I'm hearing you, but tell me more.

00:26:58.440 So, like, I wanted to make music.

00:27:00.200 Right.

00:27:00.620 But the only way to make music is, like, to do it.

00:27:04.360 And so I just sat in my room with Audacity and played the guitar and wrote songs.

00:27:09.480 And it's like, I want people to hear my music, but the way I do that is learn as much

00:27:14.480 as I can by myself in my room.

00:27:17.260 And then present.

00:27:18.240 Exactly.

00:27:18.820 You know what I mean?

00:27:19.460 It's an interesting thing.

00:27:21.060 Like, taking the time to learn a skill or become an outlier, I guess.

00:27:25.040 Well, I probably got 10,000 hours behind it, but, you know, it's an interesting thing.

00:27:30.180 Yeah, I think that's something that part of people don't maybe, I don't know if they

00:27:33.220 don't realize it, but, yeah, there's a lot that goes into being good at something.

00:27:39.960 Yes, sir.

00:27:40.340 You know?

00:27:40.740 Or you could just be naturally talented.

00:27:42.560 Right. 1.00

00:27:42.800 Which, fuck those dudes. 1.00

00:27:43.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:44.060 You know?

00:27:45.660 Oh, dude. 0.99

00:27:46.400 If I saw six of those dudes, dude, I'd fucking beat their six. 0.99

00:27:51.880 Beat them all? 0.99

00:27:52.520 I'd beat all six of them.

00:27:54.640 That's what I'd do.

00:27:55.280 What if they're naturally talented at fighting?

00:27:58.000 Oh, God.

00:27:58.720 That's going to be a long day.

00:27:59.140 Even worse.

00:27:59.960 Even worse.

00:28:01.780 Yeah.

00:28:02.620 I'd call the cops, dude, and the cops would never come.

00:28:06.120 But still, I would have called them.

00:28:08.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:09.340 But I'll never say, hey, I'm going to call the cops, because that would end up on TikTok,

00:28:12.680 right?

00:28:12.900 Like, Theo Vaughn calls cops on six naturally gifted fighters.

00:28:16.860 So, I would just be like, hey, hold on.

00:28:18.080 Let me check in with a friend of mine.

00:28:19.480 I think they're not feeling well today.

00:28:21.020 So, I would pretend low-key.

00:28:22.420 I'd be like, help, cops, cops, cops.

00:28:24.500 All right.

00:28:24.920 I'm ready to go.

00:28:25.900 Because you can text 911.

00:28:27.580 Can you?

00:28:28.360 100%.

00:28:28.680 Can you send them feet pics?

00:28:29.980 I hate going back to this.

00:28:31.040 I hate doing it.

00:28:31.660 Well...

00:28:31.940 I hate going back to it.

00:28:33.240 But it's just where my mind goes, you know?

00:28:35.680 Oh, dude.

00:28:36.180 You can text them, dude.

00:28:37.080 You can text 911.

00:28:38.520 Anything.

00:28:38.880 I was at the Dustin Poirier-Max Holloway fight, and I remember texting 911.

00:28:44.340 I'd never done it before.

00:28:45.400 I was like...

00:28:46.020 Something's going to get beat up. 0.95

00:28:46.980 Oh, I said, dear God, two men are beating the shit out of each other in Atlanta. 0.99

00:28:51.980 That's a waste of resources, Teofar. 0.98

00:28:54.260 And they wrote back, I'm not even joking, what's good?

00:28:57.160 No, they did not.

00:28:58.340 I swear to...

00:28:59.320 No, they did not.

00:29:00.580 It said, what's good, ATL police, yeah.

00:29:03.580 No, they did not.

00:29:04.900 Yeah.

00:29:05.160 And it also...

00:29:05.900 And they had a music...

00:29:06.840 They put a musical gif with it, and it was Andre 3000 singing something.

00:29:11.500 Sorry, Miss Jackson, I think.

00:29:13.240 And I'm like, dear God, dude.

00:29:16.100 That's not true.

00:29:16.980 That's a lie.

00:29:18.200 The text isn't...

00:29:20.080 They did not say what's good.

00:29:21.420 They did...

00:29:21.980 Okay, that mark...

00:29:22.640 It was good slime.

00:29:26.400 Okay, so they didn't say...

00:29:28.100 I don't remember what they said, but they did accept the text.

00:29:32.360 But yeah, you can text 911.

00:29:33.960 All right.

00:29:34.800 I know what I'm doing tonight.

00:29:37.340 It's important to know, man.

00:29:39.120 I didn't know that.

00:29:40.160 You just text 911?

00:29:41.460 Yeah.

00:29:41.800 That's it.

00:29:42.500 Yeah, you can text them like, hey, I need some help or something.

00:29:44.380 And then I guess they probably hopefully would have the location.

00:29:46.720 I don't know if that helps or not.

00:29:48.220 Well, I guess it makes sense, right?

00:29:50.080 Because if you're in a situation where it's almost like a blink twice if you need help type deal,

00:29:54.920 you'd be like, oh, I'm gonna...

00:29:55.940 Because you remember there was a story about a lady saying she was getting abused in her home

00:30:00.740 and she was like, he was like, order a pizza or whatever.

00:30:04.540 And she like texted 911 and called it and was like, disguised the call for distress as like ordering a pizza or something.

00:30:13.200 Like, I need, hey, I need a medium pepperoni.

00:30:15.760 I need four strong pepperonis.

00:30:17.600 I've made that call before. 0.86

00:30:20.840 Put a gun and a bayonet on each one, please. 0.96

00:30:23.040 Of the pepperoni.

00:30:24.600 If those pies have gone through boot camp, that would be great as well.

00:30:28.420 Dude, the pies carry Glocks. 1.00

00:30:29.280 I'd like to know.

00:30:30.020 This is Glock and Spill's pizza.

00:30:31.760 Is this true?

00:30:32.880 Is this...

00:30:33.280 Did I make this up or no?

00:30:34.800 Yeah, see?

00:30:35.660 That's the story.

00:30:36.580 Let's see it.

00:30:38.740 Let's see it, Benny boy.

00:30:39.920 At first glance, quickly turned out to be a call for help.

00:30:43.800 Luckily for an Ohio woman, her 911 dispatcher was listening very carefully.

00:30:48.920 Michaela Marshall has the story.

00:30:52.800 Where you got 911?

00:30:54.540 I would like to order a pizza at...

00:30:56.920 You called 911 to order a pizza?

00:31:01.520 Uh, yeah, apartment...

00:31:03.160 This is the wrong number to call for a pizza.

00:31:06.320 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not...

00:31:09.020 I'm getting you now.

00:31:10.420 In his 14 years of service...

00:31:12.240 Wow.

00:31:12.740 This is a call.

00:31:13.400 Yeah, what a stud.

00:31:14.200 What a stud for picking it up. 1.00

00:31:15.540 I'm surprised he stayed on that long, right?

00:31:17.240 I'd like to order a pizza.

00:31:18.540 Well, you know, probably get banged on, right?

00:31:20.720 You know, he's a stud.

00:31:22.480 Yeah.

00:31:22.960 I need a large pizza.

00:31:24.740 Two large pizzas.

00:31:26.020 You need medical?

00:31:27.840 No.

00:31:29.300 Or pepperoni.

00:31:30.800 It's so good. 0.99

00:31:31.940 It's like fucking so slick. 1.00

00:31:33.920 Yeah, it's killer. 1.00

00:31:34.740 But it makes sense to text 911.

00:31:36.880 It does make sense now that I think about it.

00:31:38.580 And it's good for people to know, man.

00:31:40.020 I think a lot of people probably don't know that.

00:31:42.180 And so, yeah, I think this is a neat way for people to know.

00:31:46.380 You, dude...

00:31:47.580 It's God's word.

00:31:49.320 Good job.

00:31:49.940 I don't know about that. 1.00

00:31:50.600 Fuck, dude. 1.00

00:31:51.340 Yeah. 1.00

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00:36:07.440 So you're going out on tour with the new album, right?

00:36:09.940 Wow.

00:36:11.100 And do you feel like are you going to all the same markets?

00:36:13.960 I think so.

00:36:14.780 Yeah.

00:36:15.200 I go where they tell me.

00:36:16.280 Right.

00:36:16.680 International as well?

00:36:17.940 Probably afterwards.

00:36:19.100 Yes, sir.

00:36:19.620 Yeah.

00:36:19.820 Yeah.

00:36:20.000 Tour is a lot of fun.

00:36:22.040 It's just, you know, I got my two-year-old now and it's hard being away from home for months,

00:36:28.360 but I love playing music and seeing people sing these songs.

00:36:32.560 It's so cool, man.

00:36:33.360 You never know if that's like their one thing of the year, you know?

00:36:36.320 And that's why I like, I've only missed a handful of shows and that kind of drives me

00:36:40.440 nuts when artists miss shows, you know?

00:36:42.060 And I know there's reasons oftentimes, but it's like, this could be their one thing of the year. 0.97

00:36:49.120 And I just want to go and kick ass for people who, they're willing to spend their hard-earned 1.00

00:36:53.660 fucking money to come and see this piece of shit. 1.00

00:36:57.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:57.600 So I'm like, I want to bust my ass for everyone. 0.99

00:37:01.000 So I'm pumped, man. 0.99

00:37:02.400 I'm ready to go.

00:37:03.580 And who's going to be on the tour with you?

00:37:04.840 Do you know?

00:37:05.280 Will it change?

00:37:05.900 What is that like?

00:37:07.020 That's a great question.

00:37:08.260 Openers right now, we're figuring it out.

00:37:10.680 You're figuring it out?

00:37:11.140 That's the way it goes.

00:37:12.860 What's the process?

00:37:15.000 Just finding who's right, you know?

00:37:17.620 And I'm terrible.

00:37:19.180 I'm much, I'm a procrastinator.

00:37:22.160 So like, I wait till the last minute to do things, which was the definition of procrastinator.

00:37:28.860 I didn't need to say that last part.

00:37:31.000 Some people didn't know. 0.99

00:37:31.900 Some people are like, damn, he's a procrastinator. 1.00

00:37:33.420 What? 1.00

00:37:33.740 That's procrastinator. 0.99

00:37:34.300 What does that mean?

00:37:34.780 He's been to space?

00:37:35.240 That's five syllables.

00:37:36.980 Well, I didn't know you could do that.

00:37:38.700 Some people think, yeah, like, what do you think?

00:37:39.940 Oh, he's a procrastinator?

00:37:40.900 He dates men?

00:37:41.980 Like, what does it mean?

00:37:43.040 What does it mean?

00:37:43.860 Yeah, I think some people don't know, dude.

00:37:45.440 He eats mud.

00:37:46.820 I think, yeah.

00:37:47.520 No, I'm glad you sounded it out.

00:37:49.240 Yeah, I had to.

00:37:50.020 Absolutely.

00:37:51.740 Yeah, but every school project, it was the night before.

00:37:54.880 Dude, same.

00:37:55.620 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:56.660 So it's like a school project kind of for me.

00:37:59.100 And there's so many great options.

00:38:01.660 And that's why I just want, you know, that's my excuse.

00:38:04.440 There's so many great options is, I just want to make it right, you know.

00:38:08.480 Yeah.

00:38:08.920 And will you, yeah, will you change them up?

00:38:10.540 Do you think you can alternate some of them?

00:38:11.920 Yeah, that's what we were kind of thinking of is having, like.

00:38:14.180 That's a great idea.

00:38:14.700 Either, like, local acts start, which I love.

00:38:17.240 I love doing that.

00:38:18.440 And then, you know, either, like, take it in, like, quadrants or quarters, you know,

00:38:24.860 and have, you know, different artists who are available come out and open up.

00:38:29.460 And I think that's fun, you know.

00:38:30.980 And that kind of encourages people, if they want to, if they love that person to come

00:38:35.760 to a show, even if they don't like me, and maybe then they will.

00:38:39.060 You know what I mean?

00:38:39.740 It's just like, you know, I just want people to have a great time, you know, and just come

00:38:43.340 out and have fun, so.

00:38:44.720 It feels like that, man.

00:38:45.960 I felt like that last night.

00:38:47.240 Like, a lot of your energy is very, like, gratuitous.

00:38:50.860 You're, like, just thanking people for coming.

00:38:53.480 And, you know, you feel a lot of, like, indebted, almost, in a way.

00:38:59.120 Absolutely.

00:38:59.960 There is so many.

00:39:00.900 It's not like, I don't mean that it's a negative.

00:39:02.800 Yes, sir.

00:39:03.360 But you can feel like, oh, this guy, he really, he feels that we're here.

00:39:11.760 Yes.

00:39:12.320 And that we've come to see him.

00:39:13.380 Yeah, that's, like, for me, it's, I know there's so many, much more talented people. 0.99

00:39:22.760 Like, fuck those naturally talented people that are just so awesome at everything, you 0.99

00:39:26.300 know? 1.00

00:39:26.540 Justin Bieber, I'm talking about.

00:39:27.660 Yeah, I'll name him right now.

00:39:29.040 Justin Bieber, John Mayer.

00:39:31.100 Sure.

00:39:31.780 Ric Flair.

00:39:32.660 Okay.

00:39:33.280 Okay.

00:39:33.880 Lil Debbie.

00:39:35.100 Okay, yeah, absolutely, yep. 1.00

00:39:36.820 That cake bitch. 1.00

00:39:37.940 People call her on Reddit, and I didn't say it. 1.00

00:39:41.100 And who else, probably?

00:39:43.380 Um, oh.

00:39:48.680 Count of three.

00:39:51.920 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:39:53.200 Oh, damn, dude. 1.00

00:39:55.140 Close. 1.00

00:39:55.920 Same.

00:39:56.760 We'll add them both. 1.00

00:39:57.940 Fuck Paddington Bear. 1.00

00:40:00.060 And we'll, okay, so Paddington's out. 1.00

00:40:01.900 I love all of you, by the way. 0.98

00:40:03.400 I'm just fucking around. 0.99

00:40:04.500 I'm just fucking around. 0.99

00:40:04.720 Paddington's a fictional character. 0.99

00:40:06.280 Jesus isn't.

00:40:07.100 We'll put him in there.

00:40:08.000 So Jesus isn't.

00:40:08.560 Biebs is very much real, though.

00:40:10.020 Yeah, Biebs is real, dude.

00:40:10.860 And Ric Flair.

00:40:11.420 I love both of you so much.

00:40:13.780 But, yeah, you know, it's like people could be anywhere in the world.

00:40:18.480 And it is true. 0.71

00:40:19.700 Oh, yeah.

00:40:20.000 And it is true. 0.97

00:40:21.040 And they spent their time hanging with me, and that means the fucking world to me. 0.97

00:40:25.060 You know what I mean? 0.90

00:40:25.920 Oh, that's what feels the toughest sometimes when you have a show that's kind of, you feel

00:40:28.860 like, oh, maybe it didn't.

00:40:29.880 And sometimes it's the acoustics, or sometimes it's the way that the venue is shaped.

00:40:34.520 It's like you don't even know.

00:40:35.760 That's the toughest thing sometimes.

00:40:37.440 Yeah.

00:40:37.860 You know?

00:40:38.120 Like, you're playing in a hockey rink, and you're like, well, this is not even built for

00:40:41.680 this.

00:40:41.920 Right.

00:40:42.380 We're trying to make it this.

00:40:43.520 We're all doing our best.

00:40:44.560 And maybe you just feel like, what if they don't know that, you know?

00:40:47.520 Right.

00:40:47.680 Or like, I don't know.

00:40:49.020 And at rehearsals, too, I didn't realize how steep it was.

00:40:52.440 It's so steep going up.

00:40:54.200 Where at?

00:40:54.640 Like, at the Opry.

00:40:55.800 Oh.

00:40:56.220 It's just like, there's people all the way up here.

00:40:59.960 And at rehearsals, I didn't even see that, because that, like, wasn't lit.

00:41:02.800 My God.

00:41:03.320 But maybe it was lit, and I just wasn't paying attention.

00:41:05.320 Yeah, maybe you were lit.

00:41:05.940 But I came in, and I, yeah, absolutely.

00:41:07.600 Well, absolutely.

00:41:08.540 That's a given. 0.99

00:41:09.940 But I walked out, and I was like, oh, shit, there's a lot of folks here. 1.00

00:41:14.480 This is crazy. 0.99

00:41:15.160 I think it seats 5,000 people, which is crazy.

00:41:16.680 It's so cool.

00:41:17.560 It's so cool, man.

00:41:18.660 It was magical, man.

00:41:19.460 We sat next to, there was a Japanese family, and I'm paraphrasing, because they may or may

00:41:25.240 not have been Japanese, but they were near Japan, or semi-near.

00:41:29.940 Okay.

00:41:30.740 And they were in, they were enjoying, it was unbelievable.

00:41:36.200 Cool.

00:41:36.300 I was like, wow, I'm at the Grand Ole Opry, and I'm with a Japanese family, enjoying Post Malone.

00:41:42.980 It was awesome, dude.

00:41:43.660 It's pretty cool.

00:41:44.260 You can't write it.

00:41:44.860 It's so good.

00:41:45.540 Yeah.

00:41:45.860 Yeah, what's your kiddo like?

00:41:46.920 I don't know if I...

00:41:48.240 She's a stud. 1.00

00:41:48.980 Oh, it's a baby.

00:41:49.580 It's a girl.

00:41:50.240 Oh, sweet.

00:41:51.080 She's a stud. 1.00

00:41:51.760 She was there last night.

00:41:52.780 She was? 0.64

00:41:53.520 You saw her.

00:41:54.340 She's about 6'4".

00:41:55.840 Oh, dang.

00:41:57.580 Just massive.

00:41:58.620 God.

00:41:58.820 She might have dunked on you. 1.00

00:41:59.960 That's her thing. 1.00

00:42:00.880 She loves dunking on you. 1.00

00:42:01.540 Really?

00:42:02.020 That's a big deal?

00:42:02.700 She's like, she's probably two feet tall. 1.00

00:42:06.420 Oh, yeah.

00:42:07.120 She's so cool, man.

00:42:08.700 Like, it changes everything. 0.99

00:42:11.860 It's so bitchin' to have a baby. 1.00

00:42:13.480 Were you there when she was born? 0.99

00:42:14.700 I pulled her out of the coochie. 1.00

00:42:16.240 No, you didn't.

00:42:16.820 Yeah, I did.

00:42:17.760 They let me bring my katana in.

00:42:19.340 What kind of shoes did you wear?

00:42:21.480 A closed-toed, obviously.

00:42:23.380 I didn't notice anybody.

00:42:26.160 Closed-toed shoes.

00:42:26.840 I think that's what God wanted.

00:42:27.940 Yeah, you have to. 1.00

00:42:29.000 Well, it's like science class, because you're figuring this shit out. 0.99

00:42:31.180 It's like, whenever you had an Erlenmeyer flask or whatever, you're like, I don't fucking 0.99

00:42:34.680 know what the hell's going on. 0.88

00:42:36.320 Closed-toed shoes, no flammable clothing, and hair tied back, you know?

00:42:41.540 Anybody that wears open-toed shoes to their child's birth is obviously, first of all,

00:42:47.920 a Jimmy Buffett fan. 0.99

00:42:49.480 Well, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:42:50.360 Well, that's the one exception. 1.00

00:42:51.940 I think Jimmy Buffett could wear thongs to the child's birth.

00:42:56.840 I think.

00:42:57.500 Well, what are you supposed to wear?

00:42:59.000 I don't know what you're supposed to wear.

00:43:00.920 It makes sense to wear, like, a suit, right?

00:43:03.640 It makes sense to dress up.

00:43:04.900 Yeah, like him.

00:43:06.060 Exactly.

00:43:06.900 Yeah.

00:43:07.400 Living on umbilical fluid. 1.00

00:43:09.160 I like fucking, yeah. 1.00

00:43:11.440 Living on. 1.00

00:43:12.000 Step on a pop top. 0.99

00:43:13.540 That guy's crazy. 0.95

00:43:15.540 It makes sense, also. 1.00

00:43:17.640 It'd be cool to prank the shit out of your kid who doesn't know anything and just wear 0.99

00:43:21.620 full camo. 0.99

00:43:22.440 Oh, yeah.

00:43:23.820 Balaclava, everything. 0.99

00:43:24.540 Just full Realtree or fucking multi-cam, anything. 0.99

00:43:27.600 And she can't see you. 0.99

00:43:28.800 Oh.

00:43:29.060 And you just pull out.

00:43:29.760 She thinks she's floating.

00:43:30.920 Yeah.

00:43:31.500 And everyone else does, too.

00:43:33.140 And then years later, there's a game show.

00:43:34.840 It's a big reveal.

00:43:37.120 Exactly.

00:43:37.760 Or, yeah, you wear camo your whole life.

00:43:41.020 Yeah.

00:43:41.980 Oh, yes.

00:43:43.300 And then it's like, who is my father?

00:43:45.680 Whoop.

00:43:46.200 There it is.

00:43:47.760 There he is, my dad. 0.99

00:43:49.000 Or she picks Willie from Duck Dynasty, and you're like, oh, damn. 0.99

00:43:52.540 Yeah, cool. 1.00

00:43:53.320 Fuck, I wish Willie from, no, I don't. 1.00

00:43:55.120 I love my dad so much. 1.00

00:43:56.200 But if I had two dads, it would be Willie and my dad.

00:43:59.740 And Willie Robertson is so funny, dude.

00:44:01.880 What a stud, man.

00:44:02.760 Bro, he's one of the funniest guys to be.

00:44:04.640 Yeah, and Si.

00:44:05.600 Yeah.

00:44:06.000 Uncle Si was a gangster, dude.

00:44:07.360 Yeah, boy. 0.91

00:44:08.900 Uncle Si was a savage, dude.

00:44:09.640 Dude, I love that. 0.96

00:44:10.680 Savage, dude.

00:44:11.200 I love that, man.

00:44:12.220 I forgot about that show.

00:44:13.700 A lot of people have.

00:44:14.460 That show was huge, huge.

00:44:17.540 So crazy.

00:44:19.140 Good for them, dude.

00:44:20.140 People were doing duck calls.

00:44:21.060 People were, yeah, what's it like?

00:44:23.440 I don't have any children yet.

00:44:24.260 I don't want to have some children, I think, but I just got to get a wife and stuff, and

00:44:27.140 I've just been working so much.

00:44:29.520 Was it hard to make the choice to have a child?

00:44:31.860 No.

00:44:32.880 I've been horny for a long time.

00:44:36.720 Yeah. 0.93

00:44:39.000 I've always wanted to be a dad.

00:44:40.960 And for a long time, I always told myself, like, when I was younger and going through 0.97

00:44:47.920 shit, like, you know, coming up when I was, like, you know, 20, 21, 22, and all that, 0.98

00:44:52.760 I was like, oh, I need a kid. 0.99

00:44:54.560 But that was to, like, for a selfish reason.

00:44:58.020 It was to feel something that I felt like I was missing. 0.96

00:45:00.780 But at one point, I was like, I want to create a fucking awesome life and create life. 0.97

00:45:12.620 And whenever I realized that it wasn't for a selfish reason, then I was like, let's fucking 0.99

00:45:21.020 do it. 0.99

00:45:21.540 And then I made a baby with my jizz, and it's fucking awesome. 0.99

00:45:26.020 It's cool. 0.99

00:45:26.940 Is it?

00:45:27.460 It's so cool.

00:45:28.080 Like, oh, I was saying, I pulled her right out.

00:45:30.460 No way you didn't. 0.58

00:45:31.000 By the head.

00:45:31.540 I did.

00:45:31.920 I got gloved up.

00:45:33.360 And they let you do it?

00:45:34.240 There's not somebody there?

00:45:34.980 Is there a lifeguard or something?

00:45:35.880 Well, I don't know.

00:45:36.440 My doctor was such a baller.

00:45:37.900 He was?

00:45:38.500 I don't know if it's got to be.

00:45:40.120 Would you meet him on the app or whatever?

00:45:41.860 Yeah.

00:45:42.120 Well, she was.

00:45:43.160 What app?

00:45:43.640 I don't know.

00:45:44.200 I'm just joking.

00:45:44.880 The app.

00:45:45.280 It sounds like my doctor was such a baller.

00:45:47.500 I'm like, where did you guys meet?

00:45:48.840 I met her on WikiFeet, actually.

00:45:51.120 So she had a 4.8, and I was like, this is good enough.

00:45:54.360 Oh, my bad.

00:45:55.180 But you couldn't see it because of the shoe rule.

00:45:58.540 The closed-toed, you can't wear open-toed shoes.

00:46:01.300 But she was like.

00:46:03.600 Sorry, I'm joking too much.

00:46:04.960 At one time, she looked at me, and she goes, scrub up. 0.94

00:46:09.400 And I'm like, what? 0.99

00:46:11.960 And fucking I did. 1.00

00:46:13.800 And then I grabbed her head, and I pulled her out. 1.00

00:46:17.440 And so I'm trying to equate the, like, how hard?

00:46:21.220 Did it feel like it had pulled tough?

00:46:22.660 You got to pull hard.

00:46:23.760 Scary hard.

00:46:24.340 Because, well, babies are really floppy.

00:46:27.220 You know, floppy and malleable.

00:46:28.840 Yeah.

00:46:29.100 Like pure gold.

00:46:29.720 One of the most malleable metals.

00:46:33.240 You can make gold out of anything, I've heard.

00:46:35.060 Is that true?

00:46:35.660 I don't know.

00:46:36.260 I heard that on a Joe Rogan podcast.

00:46:37.860 The alchemy.

00:46:38.860 Is that what he said?

00:46:39.940 No, I remember you and him talking about that.

00:46:42.140 Actually, it's so crazy.

00:46:42.980 That hit my head.

00:46:43.720 What did I say?

00:46:44.580 I don't remember what happened.

00:46:45.720 I just remember.

00:46:46.880 Yeah, you guys were joking around about it.

00:46:48.620 It makes sense.

00:46:49.600 Yeah, it was perfect.

00:46:50.220 Well, I did make gold out of anything.

00:46:52.020 If you call jizz anything, am I right?

00:46:54.480 That's a good point.

00:46:54.800 And if you call your daughter gold, what you do.

00:46:57.400 That's what I call her. 0.85

00:46:58.160 That's her name.

00:46:58.920 That's awesome.

00:46:59.600 Yeah.

00:47:00.040 And she was like, scrub up. 1.00

00:47:00.880 Pulled her out.

00:47:01.380 Pulled her hard.

00:47:02.000 Because you're scared you don't want to break them.

00:47:03.620 Right, that's the thing.

00:47:04.320 And where do you pull?

00:47:04.840 Do you pull it from under the arms?

00:47:06.140 Do you?

00:47:06.580 Right on the head at first?

00:47:07.880 No. 0.96

00:47:08.080 Like one of those crazy chiropractors. 0.95

00:47:12.440 You've seen those guys? 0.97

00:47:13.600 Oh, my God.

00:47:14.680 You've seen that one dude? 1.00

00:47:15.560 It's like a fucking Mortal Kombat fatality. 1.00

00:47:17.540 I'm like, no way you pay to get fatality by this fucking dude. 1.00

00:47:20.960 And fucking Encino. 1.00

00:47:24.560 Have you seen Brother Neck Magic? 0.99

00:47:28.220 I don't think I'd like to.

00:47:31.480 Can you pull up some Brother Neck Magic?

00:47:33.900 Pull up some Brother Neck Magic if you can, real quick.

00:47:36.720 There you go.

00:47:38.120 Let's see that.

00:47:38.620 That might be it.

00:47:39.440 Crazy chiropractic adjustment. 0.99

00:47:41.800 This sounds like a fucking mixtape from the crazy chiropractic neck pain ejectment. 1.00

00:47:48.660 This is fire. 0.99

00:47:49.160 Dude, how there isn't slide on this.

00:47:54.600 When does he pull her spine out?

00:47:57.080 Like with her skull attached. 0.98

00:48:00.780 This lady's never going to be able to read again, dude. 1.00

00:48:06.720 Fuck, she's dead. 1.00

00:48:13.180 I saw that. 1.00

00:48:14.020 Do the one where they put the wakeboarding rope up to the neck or whatever.

00:48:17.700 That's the crazy one, dude.

00:48:19.880 And I think they do that down in Orlando during the wakeboarding championships or whatever.

00:48:25.180 Yeah, deep wide strap adjustment.

00:48:27.200 Bro, have you been involved in this?

00:48:28.800 If your kid ends up doing this, that's going to be full circle, bro.

00:48:33.000 Yeah, get to the big pull at the end where they pull.

00:48:35.820 Look at that.

00:48:36.620 Yeah, where the lady tells all her secrets right after. 1.00

00:48:39.320 Oh, sorry.

00:48:40.000 Lay your head back down. 1.00

00:48:42.080 You used to have like cowboy chiropractors just rope you and fucking. 1.00

00:48:45.620 And then you're like, all right, you're good. 1.00

00:48:47.120 Go home.

00:48:47.740 Yeah, I mean, look at this.

00:48:50.420 This is insane.

00:48:54.600 Okay, obviously.

00:48:56.040 So you didn't use this.

00:48:56.880 You used the hands, huh?

00:48:57.960 I used my bare hands with gloves.

00:48:59.960 Nitrile gloves.

00:49:00.760 I think they were five millimeters.

00:49:04.580 Did it okay?

00:49:05.440 Okay.

00:49:06.260 So we'll do our 30-second hold.

00:49:07.300 You know about gloves.

00:49:08.200 I don't got it.

00:49:09.480 No, I got it.

00:49:10.280 We'll do our 30-second hold and then we'll do our tug, okay?

00:49:12.040 Yeah.

00:49:12.400 There you go.

00:49:13.020 Get up to there.

00:49:13.420 Yeah, that mustard plates.

00:49:14.480 Oh, my God.

00:49:15.060 Oh, there you go. 1.00

00:49:17.280 Fuck, dude. 1.00

00:49:18.240 It's a lot. 1.00

00:49:18.640 It's more pops.

00:49:19.480 Why?

00:49:20.160 So when you get around, what do you guys do then?

00:49:22.200 Who gets?

00:49:22.860 Is your, and is the mom awake during this?

00:49:24.900 Yes, sir.

00:49:25.460 Okay.

00:49:25.920 She is.

00:49:27.780 She's full awake.

00:49:30.580 She's not on her phone or anything, is she?

00:49:32.740 No.

00:49:32.980 Dude, she's on Clash of Clans. 1.00

00:49:36.240 It's like, get this shit out of me. 0.99

00:49:38.260 Sorry, man. 1.00

00:49:39.000 No, no.

00:49:39.800 I should have been joking.

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00:49:42.140 She's like, that guy was an asshole. 1.00

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00:52:58.180 Yeah, man.

00:52:59.860 I've been to a chiropractor, and I always tell them, don't touch me right when I get there.

00:53:04.680 That's the first thing you say.

00:53:05.880 You do not have consent to touch me.

00:53:08.040 That's the thing.

00:53:08.860 And then it's kind of like the WWE guy.

00:53:11.920 The telekinetic.

00:53:13.400 Oh, yeah.

00:53:14.100 That'll be your thing.

00:53:14.640 You don't have consent.

00:53:15.340 Well, I'll show you.

00:53:16.080 Well, you don't have to touch them. 0.99

00:53:17.240 Yeah, you can just fucking like, that's kind of a thing. 0.99

00:53:20.160 Yeah. 0.92

00:53:20.380 I'm surprised no one's done it yet.

00:53:21.960 It'll happen soon, man.

00:53:23.040 Well, it's like Reiki.

00:53:24.920 What do they call that stuff?

00:53:26.000 Reiki?

00:53:26.520 Yeah, that energy healing.

00:53:27.780 Like, if you go to Maui, people offer that.

00:53:29.640 Everybody does it.

00:53:29.720 I haven't tried it.

00:53:30.760 Have you tried it?

00:53:31.220 People are like, I'll do Reiki.

00:53:32.380 I'll sell you dope. 1.00

00:53:33.940 There's like, there's a...

00:53:36.020 Just the dude by the beach.

00:53:37.480 He's like, I'll sell you a bracelet, weed, and do some Reiki on you right now.

00:53:43.540 He's like, for 40 bucks. 1.00

00:53:45.500 Fuck. 1.00

00:53:46.040 It's a package. 1.00

00:53:46.540 40 large.

00:53:47.080 Yeah, 40 large, homie. 1.00

00:53:49.040 You're like, I mean, for 44,000.

00:53:51.320 Yeah, I mean, think of all the Reiki you could get.

00:53:55.240 Yeah, that'd be a lot of Reiki, dude.

00:53:57.720 You're single with Morgan already when it's to the moon, dude.

00:54:02.760 When you sang that last night.

00:54:04.320 I had some good.

00:54:05.100 Yes, sir.

00:54:06.480 It's a lot of words.

00:54:07.760 People loved it.

00:54:08.360 How long did it take to shoot the video?

00:54:09.580 Where did you guys shoot that at?

00:54:10.460 We shot that in a day near Stagecoach.

00:54:14.920 So we were doing Stagecoach the day after, I think.

00:54:20.480 And Morgan had some time.

00:54:23.240 And we had time.

00:54:24.920 And we just got together.

00:54:26.640 And I think the last time that flag was used was like at Joe Biden's inauguration.

00:54:31.540 No way.

00:54:31.940 That's what they were saying.

00:54:33.020 The flag was huge.

00:54:34.320 I've never seen anything like it.

00:54:35.480 It was dope.

00:54:36.060 Some of those shots, you can see the flag.

00:54:37.640 Yeah, very cool.

00:54:39.140 Morgan's so funny, dude.

00:54:40.220 He's amazing.

00:54:41.100 Who wrote the song?

00:54:41.920 Did you guys write it together?

00:54:42.880 Or did you guys?

00:54:43.960 Yeah, we wrote it together.

00:54:45.800 We cut another song, too.

00:54:48.260 I think I did it.

00:54:49.000 I think I remember doing a verse.

00:54:50.740 It was one of those long nights.

00:54:52.180 But that song's awesome, too.

00:54:55.140 And is it out yet or no?

00:54:56.180 No, sir.

00:54:56.760 Okay.

00:54:57.240 I don't know if he's going to do anything with it.

00:54:59.060 But the song, I remember it being awesome.

00:55:02.840 Also, I was having a lot of fun.

00:55:04.100 Yeah.

00:55:04.280 But yeah, we were just all together.

00:55:06.260 And Cheese was there.

00:55:07.160 And it was just killer.

00:55:10.140 I love writing songs.

00:55:11.400 Yeah.

00:55:11.860 With my buddies.

00:55:12.780 And that's like, you go and you look at the writers on each of these songs on the record. 0.99

00:55:17.480 It's because it's not like, there's a lot of motherfuckers on every song. 0.97

00:55:21.900 And because, like, I've never been here. 0.99

00:55:24.400 I don't know, like, before months ago.

00:55:27.240 Yes, sir.

00:55:27.700 Yeah, before, like, six, seven months ago.

00:55:30.040 Like, I'd never worked here.

00:55:32.740 And I didn't know it was like a nine to five kind of deal.

00:55:37.260 But we would go to the studio at like seven p.m. and stay till like four in the morning.

00:55:42.980 And we would all just hang out and have some beers and smoke and laugh.

00:55:48.120 And that's, I think, like, like I said earlier, you know, that's just how songs get made.

00:55:53.900 You're like, oh, that's a song.

00:55:54.840 Let's build around it.

00:55:55.860 And then someone comes in with the next line. 0.99

00:55:57.480 And you're like, oh, that's fucking killing. 0.99

00:55:58.820 And you just keep going. 0.99

00:55:59.780 And it snowballs into a song, you know.

00:56:03.960 I knew during the pandemic, I remember telling people, like, hey, Morgan is the next Elvis Presley.

00:56:08.500 Like, do you guys realize, like, he had a trainer.

00:56:11.080 And one of his trainers is now also works security with him.

00:56:15.200 Yes, sir.

00:56:15.960 And so we would go train with the guy.

00:56:19.040 And he and I would go out on, I think it was like 17th or 18th Street in Nashville and be doing, like, reps out there and, like, walking up hills with the weights and stuff.

00:56:29.800 And it was like, now he could never do that.

00:56:31.980 Oh, yeah.

00:56:32.260 But then we'd be out there just doing our reps and stuff like that.

00:56:35.260 It was me, him, sometimes Earn.

00:56:37.220 And, yeah, it was just magnificent.

00:56:39.020 You didn't bring Earn out a whole bunch, huh?

00:56:40.900 I mean, Earn came out sparingly.

00:56:45.300 But he came out, brother.

00:56:47.020 Love you.

00:56:47.560 Yeah.

00:56:48.600 Earn came out sparingly, but he came out.

00:56:51.180 And, yeah, and I was like, dude, I was like, I remember telling my friends, like, he's the next Elvis Presley.

00:56:57.280 Do you think he's the best that he'll go down as, like, the greatest country artist of all time?

00:57:03.920 I have a little bias.

00:57:07.400 I love Hank Sr.

00:57:08.880 He, Hank Sr. for me will always be my favorite.

00:57:11.900 Hank and Johnny.

00:57:13.480 And he's definitely the most massive.

00:57:17.160 It's just unprecedented.

00:57:18.680 Yeah.

00:57:18.840 You know what I mean?

00:57:19.560 Like, and he has such a great heart, you know?

00:57:23.900 He gets in a little trouble.

00:57:26.360 He's got such a great heart, man.

00:57:27.900 And I love that dude to death.

00:57:29.240 And I don't think that he won't be, you know, the biggest artist of all time, maybe.

00:57:38.280 You know what I mean? 0.75

00:57:39.100 Like, at the trajectory, it's fucking insane. 0.99

00:57:42.580 It really is insane. 0.98

00:57:44.100 Yeah.

00:57:44.620 I mean, every one of his, so many of the songs are, the craziest thing about Morgan, I'll be around Morgan.

00:57:49.480 And I'll just start singing one of his songs because it's stuck in my head. 0.98

00:57:53.220 It sucks. 0.99

00:57:53.520 And then you feel like a weirdo. 0.99

00:57:55.480 But then you're like, oh, I can't sing that song.

00:57:57.120 And then you'll sing another one.

00:57:57.720 What you got to do is change the lyrics and then tell him you wrote it.

00:58:02.260 And then he might use it.

00:58:05.560 And then.

00:58:06.020 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:58:07.080 Yeah.

00:58:07.280 And then you get songwriting credits.

00:58:08.600 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:58:09.040 Look at that shit, man. 1.00

00:58:10.280 Morgan Wallen matches Adele and Elvis with another week at number one. 1.00

00:58:13.400 And what does that mean when they say they match?

00:58:15.320 This is an article here in Forbes.

00:58:16.980 Morgan Wallen leads the Billboard 200 charts this week with his blockbuster release, One Thing at a Time, as the country star earns another turn at number one.

00:58:24.740 His set joins an exclusive club and helps the singer match an impressive feat that's only been managed by a handful of the biggest names in music history.

00:58:30.820 It's insane.

00:58:31.680 It's insane.

00:58:32.440 No, it's bigger. 1.00

00:58:33.240 It's bigger than fucking life. 1.00

00:58:35.580 Like in Australia. 1.00

00:58:36.520 Even in Australia and UK, everything.

00:58:39.180 It's insane.

00:58:39.860 Yeah.

00:58:40.540 I think he has his trial for throwing that thing off the building or whatever.

00:58:44.740 What's that?

00:58:45.300 What thing?

00:58:46.340 Yeah.

00:58:46.600 We don't have to get into it.

00:58:48.780 I hear there's a sign now.

00:58:51.420 Oh, that says about the chair.

00:58:52.860 Yeah.

00:58:53.240 It's like, don't even try it.

00:58:54.740 You're not Morgan or something.

00:58:55.960 That's what I heard.

00:58:56.740 Really?

00:58:57.160 Yeah.

00:58:57.420 That's what I heard.

00:58:58.060 That there's a sign that says don't throw anything off this building?

00:59:00.820 You're not Morgan.

00:59:01.980 Verbatim is what I heard.

00:59:03.640 I haven't seen it.

00:59:04.520 I haven't been into Eric's bar.

00:59:06.760 I'm trying to think what I would throw off a building, dude.

00:59:08.520 You know, oh, dude, you know what I would throw off a building?

00:59:10.800 I would throw a replica of the building off the building.

00:59:13.840 That's fire.

00:59:14.680 Because if somebody's like, hey, I just got hit by that building.

00:59:17.220 And then the officer would be like, what are you talking about?

00:59:20.180 Like, yeah, I just got hit by a really small building of that building.

00:59:23.260 And the officer would be like, you're going to jail.

00:59:25.020 You're on drugs.

00:59:26.040 To the other officer?

00:59:27.180 Yeah.

00:59:27.540 Yeah.

00:59:27.800 Cool.

00:59:28.920 Like I say, there's a random stranger walking down the street.

00:59:31.540 And I throw like a replica of like a, I mean, like a state capital.

00:59:35.500 I'm up there at the top, 200 stories up. 1.00

00:59:37.060 I throw that bitch off. 1.00

00:59:37.900 And it's a replica of the building that I'm in. 1.00

00:59:40.500 Okay. 1.00

00:59:40.960 It hits somebody like, oh, shit, dude. 1.00

00:59:43.600 Drop my fucking five, guys. 1.00

00:59:45.540 You know? 1.00

00:59:46.400 And they tell the police, hey, somebody just threw that building at me.

00:59:50.880 Now, there's a couple things that you can't get in trouble for throwing off of a building.

00:59:57.460 What?

00:59:57.900 If it's a brick building, bricks.

01:00:00.840 Yeah.

01:00:01.460 Because you'd be like, oh, it's going down.

01:00:03.940 It's falling.

01:00:04.540 Or it's just age, you know? 1.00

01:00:05.960 And also bird shit. 1.00

01:00:07.200 You can throw as much bird shit off of a building as you want. 1.00

01:00:11.060 Because who's going to prove it that you did it? 0.99

01:00:15.080 Who's going to prove that you did it?

01:00:17.280 Oh, you saying I'm a bird? 0.99

01:00:18.900 Oh, you saying I'm throwing bird shit on people down there? 1.00

01:00:22.340 Prove that. 0.99

01:00:23.160 What about the birds?

01:00:24.640 Exactly.

01:00:25.300 Yeah.

01:00:25.440 What's another thing you could throw off the roof of a building and not get in trouble?

01:00:28.400 Oh, a little meteor.

01:00:30.600 Yeah.

01:00:31.200 A little meteor rock.

01:00:32.820 A piece of gibbous meteor.

01:00:35.880 Yeah.

01:00:36.160 A little meteor, dude.

01:00:37.820 You'd just throw pieces of a meteor off the roof.

01:00:41.080 Whatever, man.

01:00:41.980 Free Morgan, dude.

01:00:43.700 Nobody got hit, baby.

01:00:44.980 Free Morgan, man.

01:00:46.100 That's all I'm saying, dude.

01:00:47.640 Dude, did you ever get to meet like Elvis Presley or anything like that?

01:00:50.640 What?

01:00:51.040 Yep.

01:00:51.720 Did you really?

01:00:52.460 No.

01:00:53.480 I was born in 1995.

01:00:56.120 Oh.

01:00:57.720 And when was Elvis dead?

01:00:59.200 That's a good question.

01:01:00.240 Yeah.

01:01:00.880 Have you been to Graceland?

01:01:01.920 It's amazing.

01:01:02.540 I jumped in the pool.

01:01:03.740 What?

01:01:04.520 I jumped in the pool.

01:01:04.920 Why?

01:01:05.500 They let me.

01:01:06.920 Nuh-uh.

01:01:07.600 Was it after hours or something?

01:01:08.980 It was for, I think, a New Year's thing.

01:01:13.280 And he died 77.

01:01:15.040 You're way off, Theovan. 0.98

01:01:17.220 My bad, dude.

01:01:18.200 My bad.

01:01:21.020 Well, it's crazy, yeah.

01:01:22.220 But, like, we did that deal.

01:01:26.380 I played Devil in Disguise.

01:01:28.760 And they let me jump in the pool.

01:01:30.640 Wow.

01:01:31.200 It was amazing.

01:01:32.140 I love Elvis Presley.

01:01:34.020 Yeah.

01:01:34.500 It was so cool.

01:01:35.500 It's now or never.

01:01:37.320 Do, do, do, do, do.

01:01:40.320 Yeah.

01:01:40.820 It's Christmas stuff, man.

01:01:42.700 Dude, the craziest thing about Graceland, I didn't know he's buried there.

01:01:45.860 I didn't know that either.

01:01:47.080 So we're going on the tour, and we're like, this is a lamp and stuff.

01:01:50.100 This is where Elvis used to hug his wife and kiss his mama.

01:01:53.540 You had a cool tour guide. 0.99

01:01:54.600 And this guy, he's a pervert. 0.99

01:01:58.380 He's like, kiss his mama 40 times in a row. 1.00

01:02:00.800 He'd be like, kiss his mama.

01:02:04.040 Like, he didn't need me, he would kiss his mama. 0.98

01:02:07.360 Like, what was his name?

01:02:08.940 Huh?

01:02:09.580 What was his name?

01:02:10.420 I think his name, it was like, kind of like this, it was like a redneck sort of Native American.

01:02:15.460 I think his name was like Featherbed or something.

01:02:18.260 And he'd be like, kiss his mama.

01:02:20.520 And I'm like, what did he, and people, and there's some old women that are like, and I'm like, and he's like, hee, hee, nah, nah, nah.

01:02:31.080 And I'm like, why is that guy's lips all wet?

01:02:34.300 What's up with this dude, right?

01:02:36.580 And there's no manager there.

01:02:38.460 You're just stuck with whoever the tour guide is, dude, you know?

01:02:41.520 He wasn't even a guy.

01:02:42.580 He was just a guy.

01:02:43.560 He just came.

01:02:45.220 Oh, Featherbed.

01:02:47.260 But then we get out the back, and I'm like, if you guys want to go to Smokey, you can go out there.

01:02:51.060 So there's people out there, and I'm vaping, and his grave is right.

01:02:55.200 I'm like, wait, he's buried here.

01:02:57.720 I did not know that.

01:02:59.040 Yeah.

01:02:59.440 It blew my mind.

01:03:00.280 I did not know that.

01:03:00.580 Yeah.

01:03:00.880 It's a beautiful, beautiful place.

01:03:03.080 And it's like crazy.

01:03:04.220 Like, they say, I didn't get to go up in the room.

01:03:07.300 It was late.

01:03:08.320 But they say nothing's been touched in the room, in his bedroom.

01:03:12.360 And like his slippers are still there and everything like that.

01:03:15.500 Crazy.

01:03:16.560 The museum part of it, like, where you can go in and see, like, the books he was reading

01:03:23.620 and everything like that.

01:03:24.820 Like, the JFK assassination book that he was reading.

01:03:27.820 Like, that's the last book he was reading.

01:03:29.580 Like, crazy.

01:03:30.320 Yeah.

01:03:30.580 It's pretty cool.

01:03:31.700 So he's kind of a conspiracy guy.

01:03:34.900 Yeah.

01:03:35.780 You think?

01:03:36.920 Maybe.

01:03:38.320 Maybe that's the conspiracy itself.

01:03:41.140 Maybe there is no conspiracy.

01:03:42.740 He didn't like to kiss his mama.

01:03:44.360 Oh, he did like to kiss his mama, though.

01:03:47.140 Like, hey, I.

01:03:48.580 Dude, we understand.

01:03:49.880 There's like a tour group of four people like, what's up with this dude?

01:03:54.040 Back in.

01:03:55.240 He liked to kiss his mama.

01:03:57.400 I like Featherbed.

01:03:58.360 He sounds cool.

01:03:59.080 Yeah, old Featherbed.

01:04:02.720 What was your mom like, dude?

01:04:04.180 Is your mom a cool little lady? 1.00

01:04:05.300 Because you have a stepmom, right?

01:04:06.700 Yes, sir.

01:04:07.380 And do you have a real mom, too?

01:04:08.800 Yes, sir.

01:04:09.300 Yeah.

01:04:10.380 Because some people, I don't know if, some people were adopted.

01:04:12.580 I don't know if you had a real mom.

01:04:13.220 Yes, sir.

01:04:13.680 Yeah.

01:04:14.640 My mom's name's Nicole.

01:04:16.620 Oh, that's a nice name.

01:04:17.640 It's a lovely name.

01:04:18.460 It's my mom's name.

01:04:21.420 Stepmom's name is Jody.

01:04:22.800 Oh, that's a nice name, too.

01:04:24.500 Thank you.

01:04:25.040 It's my stepmom's name.

01:04:25.860 My mom's name is Gina.

01:04:27.240 That's a beautiful name.

01:04:28.280 You know what name I like?

01:04:29.620 Emmy Lou.

01:04:31.540 I think that's a pretty name.

01:04:34.440 No?

01:04:35.060 Yeah.

01:04:35.440 You don't like it?

01:04:35.960 No, I did.

01:04:37.000 I liked it.

01:04:38.780 At first, I was like, but then I was like, yeah, Emmy Lou.

01:04:41.820 I like it.

01:04:42.520 What name do you like for your daughter?

01:04:44.760 I kind of like Moira.

01:04:46.980 Moira's a beautiful name.

01:04:48.340 That's a Magic the Gathering name.

01:04:52.320 Is it really?

01:04:53.100 Mm-hmm.

01:04:53.300 You play Magic the Gathering?

01:04:54.420 Moira.

01:04:55.080 No, no, no.

01:04:55.540 We play, what do we play?

01:04:56.760 Sometimes gin, rummy, or whatever.

01:04:58.240 But we've never done anything.

01:05:00.860 We've never gotten crazy with that.

01:05:02.100 One time, my uncle was on weed or whatever we played.

01:05:04.260 That was about as Magic the Gathering as we got.

01:05:07.560 So it's more just gin.

01:05:09.000 Yeah.

01:05:09.340 Yeah.

01:05:09.800 Just not as much rummy.

01:05:12.140 Yeah.

01:05:12.440 A lot of gin.

01:05:13.440 Yeah.

01:05:13.700 My ex-girlfriend, Megan, me and her family used to play some sort of rummy.

01:05:17.860 You like the name Megan?

01:05:19.480 I do like the name Megan, actually.

01:05:21.620 It's a little aggressive.

01:05:23.480 Yeah.

01:05:24.420 But I think sometimes women might need aggression, you know? 0.99

01:05:26.840 Sure.

01:05:27.560 So I think, yeah, I like Moira, Megan.

01:05:30.600 I like Moira.

01:05:31.240 You like M stuff.

01:05:32.920 Emmy Lou's good, though.

01:05:34.440 That's M, essentially. 0.74

01:05:35.580 Emmy Lou seems to sound like she's going to be the rogue agent of those three. 1.00

01:05:38.600 Yeah, she sounds like a hard ass. 1.00

01:05:39.780 Yeah, Emmy Lou's going to be getting more. 1.00

01:05:41.500 I thought about that last night.

01:05:43.000 I also like the name Llewellyn.

01:05:44.840 Sounds like an elf name.

01:05:45.880 Like an elf?

01:05:47.360 Like a...

01:05:47.800 From Lord of the Rings.

01:05:48.620 Oh, okay.

01:05:50.860 Right?

01:05:51.600 Yeah.

01:05:51.820 You could imagine, like, Aragon going to meet with Llewellyn.

01:05:54.880 Llewellyn.

01:05:55.580 Well, that's, like, no country for old men. 1.00

01:05:57.300 Maybe at a Love's truck stop, I think I could imagine.

01:06:01.160 You know?

01:06:01.900 When Aragon goes to the Love's. 0.99

01:06:06.340 Aragon at the Mapco is fucking... 1.00

01:06:08.840 He's got to pick up some fucking sick shades. 1.00

01:06:17.760 He just goes to the Battle of Twin Towers. 1.00

01:06:22.140 It just says fucking, fucking... 1.00

01:06:24.500 He's got a T-shirt that says, get your motor running on it. 1.00

01:06:28.840 He's got a big Peterbilt fucking, like, fucking... 1.00

01:06:32.080 Goes fucks up some orcs, dude. 1.00

01:06:33.800 Killer. 1.00

01:06:34.420 I love that.

01:06:35.720 We were talking about moms.

01:06:37.520 I don't know how that happened.

01:06:39.220 I was just curious.

01:06:40.160 I didn't know if...

01:06:40.720 Like, yeah, I was just...

01:06:41.440 I guess I was just wondering, where do you get your influence to be...

01:06:44.440 Like, I think when I was a kid, I always wanted my mom to see me, you know?

01:06:49.500 And so it made me, like, want to...

01:06:51.540 I think even at the time, if I wasn't, like...

01:06:54.780 I remember my mom, sometimes, like, if we had misbehaved, we'd have to go downstairs and perform for my mom so we could get out of punishment, right?

01:07:01.700 And I think a lot of kids have had to do that.

01:07:03.920 Or it's not...

01:07:04.700 It wasn't, like, a set thing.

01:07:06.020 Right.

01:07:06.220 But it was, like, we'd try to be, like, all right, we gotta do something for mom.

01:07:09.400 Mom's smart.

01:07:10.200 She's hardworking.

01:07:11.740 Let's don't waste her time.

01:07:12.840 Let's make a 120-second play.

01:07:14.900 You know what I'm saying?

01:07:15.640 It's like Shark Tank.

01:07:16.500 Yeah.

01:07:17.100 It's Shakespeare meets Reservoir Dogs.

01:07:20.640 Okay.

01:07:21.040 We're gonna go in there, and my two little sisters are like, what's happening? 0.98

01:07:24.320 And I'm like, shut up! 1.00

01:07:27.600 Memorize your minds and get the fuck in there, dude, and put the bra on, dude. 1.00

01:07:32.700 And they're like, we're children. 1.00

01:07:33.960 And I'm like, it doesn't matter, dude.

01:07:38.440 The rules are the rules.

01:07:39.980 And so we would go in there, and we would try to make the play, and I would try to be the director and one of the actors, and it was just a nightmare or whatever.

01:07:46.660 But sometimes my mom would have so much fun out of it that she would be like, okay, I'll let you watch TV for half an hour. 0.74

01:07:52.320 Or you wouldn't get in trouble.

01:07:53.520 Yeah.

01:07:53.880 Right.

01:07:54.180 It would be excused. 1.00

01:07:55.580 Or sometimes she would say, you guys are the fucking... 1.00

01:07:59.280 She's like, this is why I don't go see shows in this area, and you guys need to go to bed. 1.00

01:08:03.020 But that was fair, because we were already in trouble.

01:08:07.280 What was your biggest hit, you think?

01:08:08.760 We did this sort of like, it was kind of like Boy Meets World, kind of like a Paw Patrol mashup, right?

01:08:18.180 Okay.

01:08:18.940 And it was, some people would say it's nothing, whatever.

01:08:23.520 We thought so much of it.

01:08:27.260 We thought so much of it.

01:08:28.300 And one of the animals got fleas.

01:08:29.840 We had a small Dalmatian that got fleas, played by my sister.

01:08:32.760 And she dies immediately, right, in the first 40 seconds.

01:08:36.380 And then the last 120 seconds is, there's a mourning and a small wedding.

01:08:41.460 Okay.

01:08:42.700 Like a small family and friends type thing.

01:08:44.660 Yeah.

01:08:44.980 Not like nothing big.

01:08:46.140 Right. 1.00

01:08:46.500 To go from death to fucking, yeah. 1.00

01:08:48.420 Life. 1.00

01:08:48.820 Well, essentially, you know, like the creation of life.

01:08:52.760 Yes.

01:08:53.580 And so stuff like that, yeah.

01:08:55.280 So I think there was some things my mom appreciated about it.

01:08:57.800 But yeah, I was just wondering, like, what was your, like, did you get, like, where do you get your idea that you wanted to be seen in the world, you know?

01:09:03.340 And maybe that never happened to you.

01:09:05.760 Maybe you're just having fun, and you're like, I'm having fun.

01:09:08.080 Well, whenever she let me out of, we had a little, like, two-by-two kind of room, and it had all these locks on it.

01:09:17.440 So whenever she slid me a piece of cheese with a Post-it note that said, come on out, I want to hang out.

01:09:23.680 I was, like, so pumped.

01:09:24.900 You can believe how pumped I was.

01:09:27.260 Oh, I can imagine. 1.00

01:09:28.260 Oh, and that fucking crap single. 1.00

01:09:32.180 A raw crap single with a Post-it on the front says, come out. 1.00

01:09:37.080 And I was so pumped. 0.99

01:09:38.480 No, you know, I don't know.

01:09:40.360 She's always loved me so much.

01:09:43.320 All my parents have, and I'm so, you know, lucky to have such supportive parents.

01:09:48.020 And, you know, it's awesome, too.

01:09:50.300 They got me into music, like my mom and my grandma. 0.98

01:09:54.020 My grandma would be flipping out, you know, seeing me play the fucking Opry. 0.90

01:09:59.800 And my dad, he was a wedding DJ, and he loved metal and hip-hop and all that. 0.98

01:10:05.820 And it's just everything together gave me the appreciation of just music in general.

01:10:12.620 Like, you know, I'm a believer that, like, you know, it doesn't, everything doesn't need to be super pigeonholed. 0.91

01:10:20.460 There's fucking beauty and love in every piece of music. 0.99

01:10:25.700 And that's why you listen to fucking everything. 0.99

01:10:27.620 And that's the best part about it, you know. 0.99

01:10:29.500 It's just, you know, oh, I feel like fucking this today. 0.98

01:10:33.240 I feel like this today, you know, and it's the best, you know. 0.97

01:10:35.720 I think that's the best thing about being your own DJ is you get to, like, you know, I want to play this, I want to play this, and I'm going to play this, you know.

01:10:41.340 You know, that's what I feel like you are in a lot of ways, in some ways.

01:10:44.440 And I don't mean that in any weird way.

01:10:46.160 But I feel like you're, you're not America's DJ, but you're like.

01:10:50.760 That's cool.

01:10:51.460 That's cool.

01:10:52.060 Say that.

01:10:52.740 You're America's DJ in a weird way.

01:10:54.340 I mean, you're born on the 4th of July.

01:10:55.980 That's true.

01:10:57.260 That's true.

01:10:57.740 I mean, what else are we asking for, guys?

01:11:00.580 Yeah, what the hell's going on?

01:11:01.520 I'm America's DJ.

01:11:01.860 But it's like, I think people find so much joy through you, you know.

01:11:06.640 Does that feel like a lot of pressure?

01:11:07.860 Because everybody loves you, you know.

01:11:11.340 Not necessarily true.

01:11:13.040 That's true.

01:11:14.080 You're right.

01:11:14.820 Maybe that's a weird question, man.

01:11:16.180 I'm sorry to say it.

01:11:16.920 That's kind of weird.

01:11:18.000 What's that?

01:11:19.180 No, not at all.

01:11:20.400 That dude.

01:11:21.360 But people, I don't know.

01:11:23.700 I think people relate to you for some reason.

01:11:26.000 And I don't even know if it's always because of music.

01:11:28.680 Yeah, it's just, dude.

01:11:29.760 I think people relate to somebody trying to be themselves.

01:11:35.740 Yes, sir.

01:11:36.560 And find themselves through a medium.

01:11:38.980 Yes, sir.

01:11:39.340 Whether it be music or art or dance or affection.

01:11:46.960 Yeah, I don't know.

01:11:47.420 And I guess some of it is judgment.

01:11:49.240 I don't mean it that way.

01:11:50.020 I think it's more me trying to explore you because I think that it's an interesting thing.

01:11:57.960 Well, no.

01:11:58.280 It's just like I think people appreciate and can relate to being yourself.

01:12:08.020 And that's what everyone wants to do.

01:12:10.320 It's hard for us.

01:12:11.120 It is hard.

01:12:11.940 It's terrible now.

01:12:13.000 You know, it's like there's so many societal pressures.

01:12:17.160 I don't know.

01:12:17.740 And then with the pickup of social media and how it just moves at 100 miles a minute.

01:12:24.880 We talked about this a little bit earlier, but it's just 100 miles a minute.

01:12:29.980 And you can't like you don't have time to even if you this is who you are, you're going to I feel the pressure to go with the next thing.

01:12:42.500 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:12:43.260 It's like that's why I feel bad like for some of these kids that are just, you know, super immersed in social media and because it's a crazy fucking place. 0.99

01:12:55.480 Yeah. 0.97

01:12:55.700 And I'm having this like debate with myself. 0.98

01:12:58.980 It's like, oh, like when do I let my daughter have a account and shit and even less like a like a smartphone. 0.98

01:13:07.860 You know what I mean? 0.98

01:13:08.520 I'm happy with her running around with one of those like what are they called? 1.00

01:13:11.520 Like Ladybug phones or whatever that has like your mom's number, your dad's number, all this shit. 0.99

01:13:15.480 Yeah. 0.82

01:13:15.620 I think it's a T-Mobile sidekick or whatever.

01:13:18.120 The alias to or whatever where it went like this.

01:13:21.380 Or dude, what if your daughter had like one of those CB radios like you actually gave her one in her crib or whatever or, you know, or whatever crib she has at two and a half years old if she's still in there and that's fine.

01:13:32.620 And I say, hey, keep Mendel seven.

01:13:34.400 But what if she had in there, she's just sitting in her crib and she's like, break her, break her. 0.98

01:13:37.460 Well, we take certification very seriously.

01:13:41.260 So once she could pass the cert class, then we can get her the CB. 0.98

01:13:48.260 I don't want her fucking wild rogue on the airwaves. 1.00

01:13:51.380 You're right. 0.99

01:13:51.920 You're right.

01:13:52.420 We don't need that.

01:13:53.340 Hey, this is full diaper to gray squirrel.

01:13:55.920 You remember that song?

01:13:57.920 Full diaper to gray squirrel.

01:13:59.360 Come back, gray squirrel.

01:14:00.120 Come pick me up.

01:14:00.940 What are you doing?

01:14:02.080 You remember that song?

01:14:03.360 How great would that be?

01:14:05.520 It was about like a teddy bear.

01:14:09.660 And it was about this kid and his dad like had passed or something and he got a hold of his CB radio and was just like, hey, I want to be a truck driver one day.

01:14:21.580 I love everything.

01:14:22.960 And then they all come and like take them for a ride in their truck and stuff like that.

01:14:27.560 It's a really sweet thing.

01:14:28.640 It was a song?

01:14:29.460 Yes, sir.

01:14:29.900 I would be tempted to call the police or report him at least because I know for a fact he's not certified.

01:14:36.840 Yeah.

01:14:37.240 So it's a very sweet song.

01:14:41.380 But I don't want to do that.

01:14:43.920 But I have to.

01:14:45.100 You understand?

01:14:46.080 Hey, rules are rules.

01:14:48.160 Rules are rules, dude. 1.00

01:14:50.060 Oh, dude, you're so fucked. 1.00

01:14:51.760 You're going to be getting a big fine. 1.00

01:14:53.460 That's the most I've laughed in a long time.

01:14:55.780 Rules are rules, dude.

01:14:57.400 Dude, what do you think?

01:14:59.560 If you met an alien, right?

01:15:01.220 What do you what song would you play for them?

01:15:03.080 Right.

01:15:03.300 This is a big question.

01:15:04.300 So say aliens come.

01:15:06.140 We send you to meet them.

01:15:07.640 And they're like, send me.

01:15:09.340 Huh?

01:15:09.820 Me.

01:15:10.460 Dude, it's out of you, the rock and a probably a diversity hire. 0.99

01:15:16.000 OK.

01:15:16.360 Because some people don't consider the rock diverse anymore.

01:15:21.960 So it's, yeah.

01:15:22.380 Yeah.

01:15:22.920 It's out of you.

01:15:23.500 It's a little bit of a show me what you got.

01:15:25.500 Right.

01:15:26.000 So and what song do you play for the aliens, right?

01:15:29.020 Because it's got to be a banger because if the first one isn't a banger, it's going to be a rap, dude. 1.00

01:15:35.620 Shit. 1.00

01:15:37.340 When them pigs try to spit at you, drop it like it's all. 1.00

01:15:41.320 That's fire. 0.99

01:15:42.060 No, that's fire.

01:15:42.700 I think it'd probably be Fireball Pitbull. 1.00

01:15:47.440 Get them like ready.

01:15:48.680 Go.

01:15:49.100 Mr. Thrill Dove High.

01:15:50.100 No problem. 0.99

01:15:50.720 Get them ready to fucking go. 0.99

01:15:52.160 Like, hey. 0.99

01:15:52.940 All right.

01:15:53.320 Let's go.

01:15:53.780 How does that song go?

01:15:56.400 Fireball.

01:16:03.800 I've heard that.

01:16:05.020 I was at a dinner.

01:16:07.660 I was at a dinner a couple of months ago.

01:16:10.240 And Pitbull plays, right?

01:16:12.700 And we're standing there in the audience, and I think it's me and, like—

01:16:16.000 You can't play Pitbull at dinner.

01:16:17.460 Well, that's what I thought, dude.

01:16:18.920 I think that's the rule.

01:16:19.360 That's what I thought.

01:16:20.160 And Pitbull's on, and we're like, how do we know this is a real Pitbull?

01:16:23.300 Like, there could be 30 Pitbulls playing around America right now.

01:16:27.140 He went to perform?

01:16:28.560 It was Pitbull?

01:16:30.000 Pitbull, they said, was playing.

01:16:31.100 But then we looked at the guy, and we're like, this could be any Uber driver.

01:16:33.540 That's true.

01:16:34.140 You never get close-up shots of Pitbull.

01:16:36.220 That's the thing.

01:16:36.560 And he's always got big glasses.

01:16:37.800 Yes.

01:16:38.040 He was like, dude, there could be seven Pitbulls playing right now.

01:16:41.180 We have no idea.

01:16:41.740 Birds aren't real. 0.99

01:16:42.700 Maybe fucking Pitbull ain't real. 0.99

01:16:44.260 Pitbull ain't real. 1.00

01:16:45.200 Maybe.

01:16:46.560 Bro, first of all, this is any—

01:16:49.840 Pull up that picture right there in the middle, right above, right there.

01:16:52.740 This is any Uber driver.

01:16:54.640 Well, I don't see that, but—

01:16:56.240 Right, and that's me saying it.

01:16:57.740 You don't have to say it, and that's fine, dude.

01:17:00.160 But, yeah.

01:17:00.700 Oh, no, I don't see these.

01:17:03.260 Kind of.

01:17:04.040 Is that Pitbull on the right?

01:17:05.280 Who knows?

01:17:05.900 Maybe.

01:17:06.440 Look at that.

01:17:07.160 Nobody knows if it's Pitbull.

01:17:09.060 Is that a mugshot?

01:17:10.680 Go back to this one.

01:17:11.780 Is that a mugshot?

01:17:12.780 That's a mugshot.

01:17:13.220 Because if that's a mugshot, that's the hardest mugshot of all time.

01:17:18.380 That's not Pitbull.

01:17:19.640 That's Jeff Bezos, of course.

01:17:21.200 But see, right there.

01:17:22.320 It could have been anybody.

01:17:23.480 It could be Pitbull.

01:17:24.840 It could be Whammeron.

01:17:26.060 How about Jeff Bezos getting down?

01:17:28.120 Look at the heart glasses.

01:17:29.720 Where is he here?

01:17:30.700 What festival is this?

01:17:31.740 Bro, he's delivering packages.

01:17:33.520 You feel me?

01:17:34.160 You dig?

01:17:34.720 That's all I'm saying.

01:17:36.080 That guy, dude.

01:17:37.700 My friend told me that he can bust big loads, dude.

01:17:40.620 I made that up.

01:17:41.640 I made that up. 0.98

01:17:42.360 My buddy told me he's bust fat nuts. 0.93

01:17:45.500 My buddy told me he got big busts. 0.62

01:17:50.200 That's just a rant.

01:17:51.080 You're on the Elvis tour and Featherbed comes and says,

01:17:53.680 Did you hear about Jeff Bezos?

01:17:55.800 He's bustin' fat nuts.

01:17:58.180 Hey, uh, they call him Jeff Bezos. 0.99

01:18:04.120 I've been kissing your mother.

01:18:05.760 And this is where Elvis used to kiss his mom.

01:18:10.600 Overnight delivery.

01:18:12.780 Can't decide what's going on.

01:18:16.120 Can't decide.

01:18:16.960 What are we talking about?

01:18:17.600 Who knows?

01:18:18.240 What is this show about?

01:18:20.400 Jesus Christ, dude.

01:18:21.500 You were saying, I'm so sorry. 1.00

01:18:23.000 You were saying, it could be not your child out of your wife's vagina. 1.00

01:18:27.160 Exactly. 1.00

01:18:27.740 Let's get back.

01:18:28.440 So anyways, you got a stepmom.

01:18:33.080 I like this Jeff Bezos, though, I'll say.

01:18:35.860 Well, I'll say this.

01:18:36.520 The guy's incredible.

01:18:37.300 He's obviously an incredible businessman.

01:18:38.880 Well, I like this version.

01:18:40.260 Oh, yeah.

01:18:40.540 Whatever he's up to.

01:18:41.580 He's an amazing.

01:18:42.400 I can't even believe it.

01:18:43.540 Amazon is going to, like, it's going to probably be very dystopian.

01:18:51.000 It's going to be scary, I think.

01:18:52.660 What does dystopian mean?

01:18:54.000 Like, kind of like Orwellian.

01:18:56.720 Okay, so, like, foreign, mystical, spacey?

01:19:01.500 Exactly.

01:19:02.140 I think that's verbatim the definition.

01:19:04.300 I just think, like, it's, like, very thought police-y.

01:19:09.120 There you go.

01:19:10.080 Okay, here we go.

01:19:10.860 Dystopian.

01:19:11.440 Relating to or denoting an imagined state of society where there is great suffering or injustice,

01:19:18.060 the dystopian future of a society bereft of reason.

01:19:21.920 And then the noun is a person who imagines or foresees a state or society where there's great suffering or injustice.

01:19:28.200 So, it's, like, I think with all the drones, like, you, now, we were just in San Francisco.

01:19:36.860 And our driver got cut off by a self-driving car.

01:19:41.240 No.

01:19:41.920 And you can't even cuss him out.

01:19:43.140 And how do you go home to your wife after that?

01:19:44.660 Yeah, exactly.

01:19:45.540 It's just, like, you seen the Tim Robinson show?

01:19:47.780 He's so funny, isn't he?

01:19:48.760 He's so funny.

01:19:49.600 But there's the one where he goes to a magic show with his wife and the magician brings him up on stage and just, like, makes fun of his suit or whatever.

01:19:59.740 And they go home and his wife's, like, laying there.

01:20:02.060 He embarrassed you. 0.99

01:20:03.460 And she, like, they get divorced, all this shit, because the magician on stage made fun of his suit and just, like, made jokes. 0.99

01:20:10.240 But, yeah, cut off by a self-driving car, 100%. 0.99

01:20:14.820 And it gets to this point to where it's, like, all humanity is lost.

01:20:22.540 And now, even with social media, it's, like, it's very thought police-y.

01:20:27.780 And we police each other.

01:20:29.060 Yeah.

01:20:29.820 Yeah, we turn into the police.

01:20:31.260 Voluntarily.

01:20:32.280 Voluntarily is what we do.

01:20:33.560 And then, now, everything is heard and seen and everything.

01:20:41.000 So, it's just, like, I can't tell you how many times I've been on my phone and thought about something.

01:20:48.380 And then, the next time I Google something, it comes up.

01:20:52.780 I didn't even say it out loud.

01:20:54.580 It's just there.

01:20:55.900 Like, I was thinking, like, oh, maybe, how sick would it be to, like, jack off on a jet ski in my head?

01:21:02.120 Totally.

01:21:03.140 And I get on Google.

01:21:06.280 And, like, buy the jet ski.

01:21:07.080 And it's, like, wiki feet and then get this jet ski.

01:21:10.080 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:21:10.940 It's, like, fucking crazy. 0.98

01:21:12.440 And, like, how does that even work? 0.99

01:21:14.300 Does it just know you so well that it knows what you're going to think at this moment?

01:21:19.340 It's just going crazy.

01:21:20.820 And it's the biggest company in the world.

01:21:23.020 Amazon.

01:21:23.660 Yeah.

01:21:24.140 My mom delivers for them.

01:21:25.500 Has she experienced any of that stuff?

01:21:27.300 I mean, she said, no, she's nothing.

01:21:29.400 Yeah, she hadn't met anyone. 0.99

01:21:30.820 Oh, it's just, like, the Roombas and shit. 0.97

01:21:32.360 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:21:32.960 They scan your whole house.

01:21:34.460 Yeah.

01:21:34.760 And it is convenient.

01:21:35.820 But convenient's not always the best way.

01:21:37.780 Sorry to cut you off.

01:21:38.720 Sorry.

01:21:38.920 No, dude.

01:21:39.420 I'm cutting you off.

01:21:40.320 And it's, like, I'm sorry to cut you off.

01:21:42.060 It's okay, sir.

01:21:42.640 It's okay.

01:21:43.040 Thank you. 1.00

01:21:44.440 Fucker. 1.00

01:21:44.840 I'll go. 1.00

01:21:45.760 I'll go.

01:21:46.560 But it's, like, yeah, it's, yeah, I don't know.

01:21:50.160 I don't know what we turn into more and more as things get, you know, Bernie Sanders was

01:21:55.120 just on, and he was talking about, and I loved it, too.

01:21:59.040 I got to say that.

01:21:59.660 Yes, sir.

01:22:00.420 I loved, I was a Bernie fan.

01:22:03.340 Yes, sir.

01:22:03.580 I'll say it, you know.

01:22:04.260 He seems awesome.

01:22:05.080 Yeah, and I don't know all, I don't know every one of his policies, but I was a fan

01:22:08.640 of him.

01:22:09.140 He seems like a great guy to crack a beer with or just hang out with.

01:22:12.080 And he comes in, and he's like, and he's got his bag with him, and every zipper on the

01:22:17.440 bag is open.

01:22:18.080 And so immediately, I was like, that's me.

01:22:20.280 That's my guy.

01:22:21.480 Every guy, work it so hard, keep going.

01:22:24.300 Every zipper's open.

01:22:26.120 There's visine in one and, like, a couple masks in the other.

01:22:29.220 He pulls a manila folder out.

01:22:30.860 He looks through it.

01:22:31.480 He's like, he puts that down.

01:22:34.960 Looks at the cookies we got for him.

01:22:36.480 Not interested.

01:22:37.400 I think he wanted ginger snaps.

01:22:39.440 We didn't get any.

01:22:39.980 That's all right.

01:22:40.360 It's an old-timey treat.

01:22:41.560 I agree.

01:22:42.320 We thought current treats are bad.

01:22:45.440 Yes, sir.

01:22:46.040 And he goes, I'm ready.

01:22:47.600 And so we start talking, man.

01:22:49.600 And it was just great.

01:22:51.120 You know, he wanted health care for everybody.

01:22:52.320 And the things he wants, it's like normal stuff.

01:22:55.520 It's like you just want people to feel safe and normal.

01:22:58.260 But yeah, I just loved his authenticity.

01:23:00.700 I don't know where this was going. 1.00

01:23:02.060 Jesus, I'm an idiot. 0.99

01:23:02.980 It's okay, Theo Vaughn. 1.00

01:23:06.800 You're fine to me.

01:23:09.040 Thanks, man.

01:23:10.440 Thanks, dude.

01:23:11.360 Well.

01:23:13.300 I can't believe this is a show.

01:23:15.740 Isn't that wild?

01:23:16.440 Yeah, dude.

01:23:17.020 I can't believe it.

01:23:18.160 Isn't that wild?

01:23:19.460 Dude, we tape above my garage.

01:23:21.960 There are people with lots in different cities or whatever.

01:23:28.140 We tape above my garage, dude.

01:23:31.320 I believe you said top 10 in the whole world.

01:23:33.260 I can't even. 1.00

01:23:34.020 You need to just start saying more wild shit. 1.00

01:23:36.180 You think? 1.00

01:23:36.600 Get you up to number one.

01:23:37.180 Yeah, just say the most wild thing you can into that camera right now.

01:23:40.460 I'll go to jail, dude.

01:23:43.220 Trust me.

01:23:43.840 And just for you sitting in it, you'll go to jail, too. 1.00

01:23:46.340 Fuck! 1.00

01:23:47.280 And I'll say, Theo, that's bad, dude. 1.00

01:23:49.980 Yeah.

01:23:50.820 He'd like to kiss his mother goodbye.

01:23:53.380 I'll tell you that.

01:23:54.720 We've gotten wild enough, dude.

01:23:56.340 So the country tour, will there be anything different than your last tours?

01:24:00.840 No, it'll just be tour, new music, right?

01:24:03.100 Tour, new music, yes, sir.

01:24:05.840 Lots of fire.

01:24:06.520 I went and saw George Strait and Chris Stapleton in Utah.

01:24:10.400 That was awesome.

01:24:11.380 Utah's so great, man.

01:24:12.340 It's amazing.

01:24:12.940 My brother lives right outside of Mount Zion Park.

01:24:14.780 Well, he's got an awesome spot there.

01:24:17.240 Yeah, we're like 30 minutes outside of Salt Lake, and it's lovely.

01:24:23.180 The whole state is just stunning.

01:24:24.420 It's killer.

01:24:24.940 And there's a sense of freedom.

01:24:26.280 There's a sense of, like, I want to do what I want to do.

01:24:28.440 That's exactly why I went there.

01:24:29.820 I lived in L.A. for, like, five years, and I was like, I can't do it.

01:24:36.280 Like, I can't do it anymore.

01:24:40.560 It's beautiful, but the people there, and that's not even L.A. people.

01:24:47.300 It's, you know, like people who move there.

01:24:51.540 And it's just always, I felt, like, this oppressive energy.

01:24:54.120 It's always, like, there's always something to do.

01:24:56.960 There's always something someone wants from you.

01:24:58.820 And I went and did a show.

01:25:01.380 And I met beautiful people in L.A.

01:25:03.200 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:25:03.480 And I've also met a lot of fucking dickheads. 1.00

01:25:05.760 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:25:06.460 But I did a show in Utah, and I was like, this place fucking rocks. 0.94

01:25:15.200 And so a week later, we got the house, and it was the best decision I've made, you know. 0.92

01:25:22.460 I, yeah, some of my best shows that I've had recently were through Idaho and Utah.

01:25:27.960 Idaho probably gets down.

01:25:29.060 Bro, those, dude, I didn't know if they like G-U-N-S over there, dude. 1.00

01:25:35.820 Oh, you didn't know?

01:25:36.700 I didn't know, dude.

01:25:37.920 There's nothing else to do.

01:25:39.240 I was like, who likes guns?

01:25:40.140 Seven people just shot in the head. 1.00

01:25:42.000 Yeah, fucking single action cult, fucking single action army, yeah. 1.00

01:25:47.280 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:25:47.980 I was like, all right, cool.

01:25:50.180 Noted?

01:25:50.700 Yeah, man.

01:25:51.240 Yeah.

01:25:51.900 So that was pretty cool.

01:25:52.740 So be funny.

01:25:53.520 Yeah.

01:25:54.600 Say something funny, funny man. 0.99

01:25:56.240 Fucking, oh, you tighten up quick, bro. 1.00

01:25:59.200 Your posture is fucking, all right. 1.00

01:26:02.200 Yeah. 0.99

01:26:02.940 And so that was pretty amazing, man, is going there.

01:26:05.960 And it's such beautiful country out there.

01:26:08.240 And I think a lot more people are like, what are we doing in these cities?

01:26:11.520 What am I chasing?

01:26:12.940 Yeah, man.

01:26:13.520 I want to be alive.

01:26:14.700 I want to feel like something important.

01:26:16.760 Did you feel like as you got more famous that part of you like changed or disappeared?

01:26:23.320 Because when did you start to get popular at?

01:26:25.160 Or let's just say popular, because fame is a weird word.

01:26:28.360 Yeah.

01:26:28.920 You know, what things happened to you?

01:26:31.600 Did you notice anything?

01:26:32.600 Did some of it feel bad?

01:26:34.680 Yeah, man.

01:26:35.500 I mean, Migos had a song called I'd Rather Be Rich Than Famous.

01:26:43.260 Makes a lot of sense.

01:26:44.160 It's just, especially whenever it's, you're coming, like, the whole music world so young. 0.98

01:26:53.060 It's super easy to just be a fuck up kid, you know what I mean? 0.99

01:26:56.940 And not know what the fuck is going on. 0.99

01:26:59.280 And it was hard. 0.99

01:27:00.520 And that's, since then, I've moved to Utah.

01:27:04.000 Utah, I got rid of my social media.

01:27:07.280 I keep way more to myself.

01:27:09.000 I don't really go out anymore.

01:27:11.560 I just, like, and, you know, for a long time, I was very sad.

01:27:16.420 And I find myself now getting back into what is fun to me and what I love doing. 0.90

01:27:25.480 Been a lot of riding, a lot of time in the fucking woods.

01:27:29.280 I just got a really awesome piece of property where I can just sit and fish and be to myself. 0.97

01:27:34.900 And I wondered for the longest time why I was so sad.

01:27:39.720 And it was just because I wasn't able to do what I like to do in my current circumstance.

01:27:47.420 And I think it's important for anyone who's doing anything to be able to get out and take some time for yourself.

01:27:57.040 And for the longest time, I didn't do that.

01:27:59.940 You know, it was just head down and go, go, go.

01:28:02.420 So, but now, taking this time to really just do what I like to do, and I have a daughter, I guess.

01:28:15.500 She's cool.

01:28:16.200 She's fine.

01:28:16.860 So that helped.

01:28:17.900 Yeah.

01:28:18.460 But you really mean that, what you're saying.

01:28:19.700 Yeah, absolutely, man.

01:28:21.220 And I think it's important for everyone.

01:28:22.760 I struggle.

01:28:23.720 Like, I just keep feeling like I need to do more to prove, like, I don't know what I'm trying to prove things to sometimes.

01:28:30.900 Yes, sir.

01:28:31.240 It's like there's this constant, like, I've had it since I think I was a kid.

01:28:35.760 Yes, sir.

01:28:36.420 Like, I'm not enough, and I just, I don't know if it's I'm not enough.

01:28:39.440 That's not the feeling.

01:28:41.540 The feeling is like, I need to keep, I need, what else can I do?

01:28:44.880 What's the next?

01:28:45.640 I just, I have, like, I have to do more.

01:28:50.380 But it's like, what am I trying to appease?

01:28:52.180 Am I trying, that's the thing I struggle with sometimes, you know?

01:28:54.820 Sure.

01:28:55.020 And I think in the end, later on, I've realized, I think as an adult, it's just this endless feeling of, like, oh, I'm not enough.

01:29:01.580 I have to constantly prove myself to you.

01:29:05.120 Like, and if I proved myself to you yesterday, that's not enough.

01:29:09.000 That's not enough.

01:29:09.560 I have to prove myself again to you today.

01:29:12.120 Yes, sir.

01:29:12.240 And I think it's just this, I don't know how that magnet started that keeps pulling that energy out of me, you know?

01:29:20.880 Well, you, I think people have the natural inclination to want to be great, you know?

01:29:28.380 And it's like, even with music, with me, I can only speak on my behalf.

01:29:32.780 I can't speak on your world at all.

01:29:35.780 But whenever I make a record, I'm already writing new songs.

01:29:41.240 Like, I'm like, I've already done these songs.

01:29:43.240 I want to see what I can do next.

01:29:44.900 I want to see what I can make next.

01:29:47.340 You know what I mean?

01:29:47.940 It's always, like, you want to create.

01:29:50.380 And we get caught up in this kind of deal where it's just like, it's just, like I said, everything is so fucking fast.

01:29:59.400 Yeah, now it is.

01:30:00.200 And like you said, I proved myself to you yesterday.

01:30:02.540 Why do I got to prove myself to you today?

01:30:05.000 And it's nothing is certain.

01:30:07.280 And we just want to be great.

01:30:09.380 I think humans inherently want to be great and be accepted.

01:30:13.940 And let me ask you this.

01:30:16.020 What do you like to do?

01:30:17.780 What do you like to do?

01:30:20.380 When you're not working?

01:30:21.700 You know, honestly, I like to go fishing, man.

01:30:23.900 Yeah.

01:30:24.280 I like to talk to my brother.

01:30:27.220 I like to think about my friends.

01:30:29.560 I like to pray for my friends and people.

01:30:33.480 Maybe you go be a minister, like a volunteer minister.

01:30:36.940 I was thinking about signing up for the fire department.

01:30:40.000 Okay, hold on.

01:30:41.500 I agree you're still getting people out of fire, but a little different than volunteer ministry, okay? 0.97

01:30:45.980 But pulling people out of Hades and pulling people out of a fucking, somebody fucking, somebody set off a space heater in a Hampton Inn is a little bit different, okay? 0.95

01:30:59.240 But I feel you. 0.98

01:31:00.820 You understand what I'm saying.

01:31:02.300 100% brother.

01:31:03.180 Praise God, baby.

01:31:04.200 Yeah, one day I think I would like to end up in that or in some form of like, is there anything from my life that I can share that will help somebody not feel some of the tough parts that I felt?

01:31:17.860 And, yes, sir.

01:31:19.220 Yeah, that's it.

01:31:19.860 Your heart is bigger than your hat, dude, and I can tell that from the first moment I met you, I think we met at Losers the first time.

01:31:29.120 Oh, yeah.

01:31:29.400 We were just hanging out out back with Earn.

01:31:30.940 Earn introduces, dude.

01:31:31.200 Yep.

01:31:32.200 And Earn is the glue of this city.

01:31:34.660 Oh, my God.

01:31:35.120 Can we go ahead and say that?

01:31:36.000 He knows everybody.

01:31:36.840 It's amazing.

01:31:37.500 He knows everybody.

01:31:38.060 And he's just a sweetheart.

01:31:38.920 And he's so funny.

01:31:39.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:40.140 He's killer.

01:31:40.240 And he's so talented. 0.99

01:31:41.460 Yes, sir.

01:31:41.920 And I hope he feels how much people love him.

01:31:44.800 Yes, sir.

01:31:45.260 Because they do.

01:31:46.380 Absolutely. 1.00

01:31:46.780 And I love that motherfucker, too. 1.00

01:31:48.560 More than life, brother. 1.00

01:31:49.240 I love you, dude.

01:31:50.940 I have never.

01:31:52.320 He's the funniest person I've ever met in Nashville.

01:31:54.180 He's a whip, dude.

01:31:54.500 He's a whip. 0.99

01:31:55.220 It's insane.

01:31:56.000 He's just, he's so fast.

01:31:57.780 He's fast.

01:31:58.600 I can't even believe it.

01:32:00.240 Like, it's kind of like hanging with John Mayer.

01:32:02.380 Like, whenever you meet John Mayer, it's like, everything you say, he has a one-liner in response.

01:32:08.160 And it's the coolest thing you've ever heard anyone say.

01:32:10.880 Earn's very much like that.

01:32:12.320 I've, like, he's just, he's going, going, going.

01:32:15.480 Oh, John's magnificent, dude.

01:32:16.540 So I went, I met John Mayer probably 17 years ago, right?

01:32:20.120 Yes, sir.

01:32:20.480 And then seven years later, I saw him at the comedy store.

01:32:25.840 And when I met him, I was working as a tour manager for an artist named Josh Kelly, who

01:32:29.780 also came out of Georgia.

01:32:32.140 But anyway, he and I met John one night.

01:32:36.920 And seven years later, I was at the comedy store.

01:32:40.220 And I saw John.

01:32:41.980 And I said, hey, man, I met you.

01:32:43.980 And he goes, I met you at an apartment in New York City seven years ago. 0.99

01:32:48.280 And he fucking knew. 0.99

01:32:51.100 It's insane. 1.00

01:32:51.980 And I was like, oh, you're a wizard.

01:32:54.300 Yeah, he is.

01:32:55.000 He is a wizard. 1.00

01:32:55.900 It's fucking. 1.00

01:32:56.000 It was crazy, man. 1.00

01:32:57.060 And so we went, yeah, we went and saw him recently at the Grateful Dead and Co.

01:33:00.240 How was that show?

01:33:01.400 It was so special, man.

01:33:03.020 It was so special.

01:33:04.100 My brother's a huge Grateful Dead fan.

01:33:05.800 And I love my brother so much.

01:33:07.300 I can't, I don't even have the words for how much I love my brother.

01:33:10.600 Yes, sir.

01:33:11.020 And in between the shows, his assistant came out and said, hey, John wants to say hey

01:33:18.140 to you guys.

01:33:18.920 So we're walking back.

01:33:19.880 And my brother's a huge Grateful Dead fan. 0.98

01:33:21.940 Like, he's like bought like Jerry's like replica DNA off Reddit and shit. 0.92

01:33:28.020 He's had some tough moments, but he's a great guy. 0.99

01:33:30.380 And so we're, and my brother's like looking at all the dressing rooms, like shit you don't 0.99

01:33:34.540 do. 0.99

01:33:34.840 Like, you know, you're walking back. 0.97

01:33:36.060 You don't fucking, you know, my brother's like looking at like the, you know, he's looking 0.97

01:33:39.800 at like the coffee tray and just, what's going on? 0.99

01:33:42.300 You know, he sees Bob Weir's dressing room, he introduces himself to a security guard.

01:33:45.680 You know, it's sweet.

01:33:46.760 You know, it's cool.

01:33:47.600 Yeah, that's amazing.

01:33:48.140 Yeah, it was awesome.

01:33:48.940 And then we got to go in and talk to John.

01:33:50.260 And I literally just sat there while they talked about Grateful Dead.

01:33:53.140 Yeah.

01:33:53.520 And that moment right there was the highlight of my life.

01:33:56.260 Yeah.

01:33:56.460 And I can tell you love your brother, dude.

01:33:58.060 Yeah.

01:33:58.320 Like so much.

01:33:59.220 Just base it.

01:33:59.840 You sit there because to be 100% candid with you, I could not name one Grateful Dead song.

01:34:07.260 Yeah.

01:34:08.240 And for you to sit there and them talk about the Grateful Dead.

01:34:11.280 Oh, I love it.

01:34:13.200 That's amazing.

01:34:14.040 It meant so much to me.

01:34:15.340 Because I just knew, and they're both, and my brother is very articulate and extremely

01:34:19.460 smart, especially when it comes to like child development and stuff.

01:34:22.160 And so, and I knew that in a weird way, his intellect and John's would be cool.

01:34:26.680 And it was just nice, but it was nice of John to welcome us.

01:34:29.020 Anyway, it was a great show.

01:34:30.180 I'm kind of bragging there, but, but that was like a cool moment, you know?

01:34:34.320 And the other day I was texting my brother and he's like, yeah, he's like, hey, you

01:34:37.320 know, John, I like, it was cool that John just let us have a regular conversation with

01:34:41.700 him.

01:34:42.200 And I was like, yeah, it was really cool.

01:34:43.480 He's a stud, man.

01:34:44.620 Much like Earn.

01:34:45.840 That's a, I get the same kind of deal.

01:34:47.680 Oh, you do?

01:34:48.300 Yeah.

01:34:48.620 That's cool.

01:34:49.020 I get the same kind of deal.

01:34:50.040 I think so.

01:34:51.460 Yeah.

01:34:51.700 Earn is smart, man.

01:34:52.980 Earn is so good.

01:34:53.920 I mean, he, yeah, it's crazy.

01:34:56.060 I, I, he makes me laugh.

01:34:58.580 I'm like, how do I laugh?

01:35:00.480 I got to talk to him.

01:35:01.580 Yeah. 1.00

01:35:02.420 He's, he's, he's a killer. 1.00

01:35:04.340 Yeah. 1.00

01:35:04.680 He's a killer. 0.74

01:35:05.460 And you know, um, did he work on a new, is he on one of your new songs? 0.89

01:35:08.860 He, he, yeah, we did a song together.

01:35:10.500 He wrote a bunch on the record and he's just like, dude, he's on top of it.

01:35:14.920 I can't even believe it.

01:35:16.080 I'm honored to work with that young man.

01:35:18.900 And he's just a great heart.

01:35:21.180 It was him and Chuck.

01:35:22.200 Um, through them, I met everyone here and it's a, it's a great spot right here, man.

01:35:31.400 I just can't believe it.

01:35:33.000 Yeah.

01:35:33.160 What's the time in Nashville been like?

01:35:34.500 So it's been what?

01:35:35.100 Five or six months you've been here.

01:35:36.340 Yes, sir.

01:35:37.060 Yeah.

01:35:37.420 Five or six months or maybe a little more.

01:35:39.260 I think.

01:35:39.760 Did you buy a house here?

01:35:40.800 No, sir.

01:35:41.160 I want one.

01:35:41.760 It's just so damn expensive.

01:35:43.520 Um, it's pricey.

01:35:44.720 It is.

01:35:45.260 It is for fancy house.

01:35:47.380 Um, whatever, you know, if you get a new spot, I'll move in with you.

01:35:50.860 I'll move in in the garage.

01:35:52.200 Yeah.

01:35:52.580 Come on in.

01:35:53.520 I'm pretty low.

01:35:54.740 I need some help.

01:35:55.920 Yeah, exactly.

01:35:56.960 Yeah, exactly.

01:35:57.700 No, please.

01:35:59.300 I can't swing the Nashville deal.

01:36:01.440 Um, but I'm looking, I'm looking for spots.

01:36:03.660 I'd like a spot out here because every time we come out here, we stay at the hotel or Airbnb

01:36:08.100 and the folks at the hotel are so sweet and they take such great care of me.

01:36:12.760 Um, uh, but I just need a little more room.

01:36:16.620 So we started Airbnb in a little bit cause we have the baby out and all that stuff.

01:36:20.300 And, um, then I was like, well, we'll get a spot.

01:36:24.080 So we started looking and like stuff that I'm looking at, I'm like, Jesus Christ.

01:36:28.660 It's pricey.

01:36:29.960 It is wild.

01:36:30.860 Yeah, it is wild.

01:36:32.360 Um, we looked at the same house.

01:36:34.680 I remember.

01:36:34.860 We did.

01:36:35.460 Yeah.

01:36:36.160 You looked at it too, huh?

01:36:37.560 I looked at it on the internet.

01:36:39.120 Oh, you looked, you didn't go visit.

01:36:40.100 I didn't go.

01:36:40.880 I didn't go.

01:36:41.280 I went in person.

01:36:41.840 I went three times.

01:36:43.100 Yeah, I didn't go.

01:36:44.020 It's so, I, it's so hard for him to get something that's fancy.

01:36:47.260 You deserve it.

01:36:49.020 Thanks, man.

01:36:49.900 Well, all you need to do is start doing like those, you, you do the youth pastor stuff,

01:36:55.640 but you do it like this big stadium deal.

01:36:59.520 Like the guy, what's the guy's name?

01:37:01.380 Carl Lentz.

01:37:02.280 Who's the, I don't want to be in an airplane with a bunch of demons.

01:37:05.740 So I bought me a private jet.

01:37:07.860 You know who I'm talking about?

01:37:09.200 Bring that guy up, dude. 0.99

01:37:10.040 Yeah, that dude's awesome.

01:37:11.560 That dude's out of control.

01:37:12.740 He's out of control.

01:37:15.200 But no judgment here.

01:37:16.580 Let's bring this fella up, Benny. 0.90

01:37:17.920 I'm not a devout believer in Kenneth Copeland.

01:37:19.880 Don't say that.

01:37:20.600 Okay.

01:37:20.900 And he knows who we're talking about, dude.

01:37:22.560 Kenneth Copeland.

01:37:23.620 That's what it is.

01:37:24.460 I don't want to be, God gave me an airplane.

01:37:27.060 Ask you about why you don't want to fly commercial.

01:37:29.820 Why have you said that you won't fly commercial?

01:37:32.300 You said that it's like getting into a tube with a bunch of demons.

01:37:34.500 Doesn't he look evil?

01:37:35.620 Why do you think that?

01:37:36.320 He's got like the classic villain face, man.

01:37:37.900 Listen to me just a second.

01:37:38.640 My name is Chuck Schumer.

01:37:39.620 Not the people.

01:37:41.720 The main reason is because of the need.

01:37:47.280 If I flew commercial, I'd have to stop 65% of what I'm doing.

01:37:52.940 That's really the main.

01:37:54.460 Isn't it true that you want to fly commercial so that you can fly in luxury?

01:37:58.720 How much money did you pay for Tyler Perry's Gulfstream jet, for example?

01:38:03.080 Well, for example, that's really none of your business, but...

01:38:06.060 Isn't it the business of your donors?

01:38:07.600 Listen.

01:38:09.040 Good question.

01:38:09.800 I paid.

01:38:11.240 Big slap back right there. 0.99

01:38:12.720 Well, you kind of caught me off guard here, okay? 1.00

01:38:17.680 Well, fuck. 1.00

01:38:18.880 That's all right. 1.00

01:38:19.340 It's a chance to catch your breath and have a conversation.

01:38:23.380 We don't want to catch you off guard.

01:38:25.440 Really?

01:38:26.140 Yes, you did.

01:38:26.540 Yeah, you did.

01:38:27.340 You said...

01:38:28.100 Hey, you listening to me?

01:38:28.980 My wife thinks Inside Edition is...

01:38:32.140 Oh, yeah.

01:38:34.140 Yes.

01:38:34.760 You might be rolling, too.

01:38:36.220 Again, getting back to the comments.

01:38:37.420 It's on Molly.

01:38:38.040 You said that you don't like to fly commercial because you don't want to get into a tube with a bunch of demons.

01:38:43.320 Do you really believe that human beings are demons?

01:38:45.960 No, I do not.

01:38:47.000 And don't you ever say I did.

01:38:49.440 It hurts.

01:38:50.780 It hurts.

01:38:51.260 We wrestle not with flesh and blood, but principalities and powers.

01:38:56.660 Keithy.

01:38:57.340 Can you explain what you meant by that term, then?

01:39:00.660 Just...

01:39:01.300 Isn't that wild?

01:39:02.420 It's wild.

01:39:03.940 And what state is he from?

01:39:08.040 He's not from Utah.

01:39:10.480 If he's from Utah, Louisiana, we're...

01:39:12.360 Oh, he's from Newark, Texas. 1.00

01:39:15.680 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:39:16.480 And that's where you grew up. 1.00

01:39:18.060 Yeah, yeah, okay.

01:39:19.220 You grew up in Texas.

01:39:20.060 Yeah, I mean, I guess.

01:39:21.680 He's fine, I guess, now.

01:39:24.980 He's from Lubbock. 0.99

01:39:25.980 No shit. 1.00

01:39:26.640 That's crazy. 1.00

01:39:27.740 That's wild.

01:39:28.280 Hey, neighbor. 0.88

01:39:29.300 That's wild.

01:39:30.300 Did you...

01:39:31.060 Yeah, what were some of your...

01:39:32.900 What were some of the music you grew up listening to in Texas, man? 1.00

01:39:35.920 Fuck. 0.97

01:39:36.460 Or what were some music that kind of first influenced you? 0.99

01:39:38.380 Like, for me, I had a lot.

01:39:39.460 I mean, John Michael Montgomery, to see you play with him the other night, dude.

01:39:41.580 That's so cool.

01:39:43.020 Bro, we loved listening to him.

01:39:46.020 We loved listening to Clint Black.

01:39:49.800 We loved listening to Garth Brooks.

01:39:51.720 We loved listening to Lil Wayne.

01:39:54.280 We loved listening to the Hot Boys.

01:39:58.160 The Hot Boys.

01:39:59.220 Yeah, buddy. 0.99

01:40:01.520 Those are some of the musicians of, like, No Doubt, like, shit like that. 0.97

01:40:06.640 You know, Jewel. 0.96

01:40:07.560 Dude, everything.

01:40:08.240 Yeah.

01:40:08.500 Everything.

01:40:09.180 That's like...

01:40:10.100 Like, I remember my dad had this...

01:40:12.940 The big-ass iPod that was like a hundred...

01:40:15.140 Or 360 gigs.

01:40:16.580 Yeah.

01:40:16.680 You remember the big blocks?

01:40:18.000 And I would steal it.

01:40:18.860 I was like, hey, can I use your iPod tonight?

01:40:22.780 And it was everything.

01:40:24.160 It was like Megadeth. 1.00

01:40:25.560 Fucking... 1.00

01:40:26.580 The Blueprint. 1.00

01:40:28.700 Fucking... 1.00

01:40:32.260 The Garth Brooks. 1.00

01:40:33.660 My mom's side of my mouth.

01:40:34.880 Down in a hole.

01:40:35.900 Down in a hole.

01:40:37.180 The feelings I'm home. 1.00

01:40:38.420 Fucking Allison. 1.00

01:40:39.460 Fucking... 1.00

01:40:39.980 Is that Allison Chains? 1.00

01:40:41.240 Yeah.

01:40:41.640 Yeah, so good. 1.00

01:40:42.180 Fucking killer, dude. 1.00

01:40:43.800 I'd like to fly. 1.00

01:40:46.740 I like it.

01:40:47.560 What is that one?

01:40:49.000 I think it's the same song.

01:40:50.220 But my wings have been so denied.

01:40:53.060 I like that.

01:40:53.700 Okay, sorry.

01:40:54.780 That could be also from the Muppets.

01:40:56.460 Okay, my bad.

01:40:58.920 But yeah, I think...

01:40:59.600 It's almost unrecognizable.

01:41:02.860 No, it's just everything, man.

01:41:05.400 Like, and I grew up in a... 0.98

01:41:06.680 Like, Young Thug, for me, is my favorite lyricist and melody maker, like, of all fucking time. 0.93

01:41:17.500 Like, I remember when he... 0.93

01:41:19.060 Like, the first song I heard was...

01:41:20.840 It was him and Pee Wee Longway.

01:41:22.680 It's a song called Loaded. 1.00

01:41:25.200 And I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:41:27.400 These melodies, like, insane. 1.00

01:41:29.460 Like, he goes to such crazy fucking places that... 0.99

01:41:34.040 Free Young Thug, by the way. 0.99

01:41:35.400 It goes... 1.00

01:41:35.960 He goes to such crazy fucking places where you... 1.00

01:41:39.840 The natural mind... 1.00

01:41:42.700 Like, my melody mind doesn't go.

01:41:44.840 He, like...

01:41:45.420 I would go down one place and he would go, like, two octaves up. 1.00

01:41:48.380 And I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:41:49.740 Dude, this is mine. 0.99

01:41:50.560 And so fun to listen to. 0.97

01:41:53.120 Like, so fucking cool. 0.91

01:41:54.860 And, like, a lot of it... 0.78

01:41:56.360 Like, growing up was...

01:41:58.260 In my early teens and everything was Thug and, like, Rocky and George Strait. 0.98

01:42:04.340 Fucking Hank Senior. 0.98

01:42:05.860 Alan. 1.00

01:42:08.760 Megadeth.

01:42:09.500 Metallica. 1.00

01:42:10.120 Fucking Anthrax. 1.00

01:42:11.960 Just fucking everything, dude. 1.00

01:42:13.460 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:42:13.940 You're a kid.

01:42:14.040 And even a little dubstep.

01:42:15.680 Yeah.

01:42:16.040 I don't listen to dubstep now.

01:42:18.260 But I did.

01:42:19.180 Like, a little Flux Pavilion.

01:42:20.640 Just to pepper it a little.

01:42:22.660 Wow, bro. 0.99

01:42:23.980 But, dude, there's so much fucking cool shit going on at any... 0.99

01:42:28.520 And that's a problem, too. 0.98

01:42:30.780 Like, I remember, like, SoundCloud just first started.

01:42:37.280 And I was maybe one of the first artists to really, like, blow up strictly on SoundCloud.

01:42:46.480 Really?

01:42:46.960 I didn't even know that.

01:42:48.340 SoundCloud...

01:42:48.860 I think it was, like, 2013.

01:42:51.760 SoundCloud was going.

01:42:53.920 And I think 20...

01:42:54.860 I can't...

01:42:55.460 Dude, I can't remember anything. 0.51

01:42:56.760 I have such a dory brain.

01:42:58.720 But, yeah.

01:43:01.700 And it's so hard now, I feel like, for new artists to...

01:43:07.860 Because of the volume of music that's getting put out. 0.95

01:43:10.320 Which is a fucking amazing thing. 0.94

01:43:12.980 Oh, 2007. 0.98

01:43:13.960 I was way off.

01:43:15.920 But that's when it started.

01:43:16.700 It was really popping.

01:43:17.780 Right.

01:43:19.140 Things that start, that means they open their doors.

01:43:21.800 Yes, sir.

01:43:22.620 Probably took five years to get going.

01:43:24.260 Type in, when did SoundCloud really start popping?

01:43:31.680 2017.

01:43:32.000 Like, 2017.

01:43:33.020 Look at that.

01:43:33.720 Chance the Rapper, Post Malone, Odd Future.

01:43:36.140 Oh, you're on that list.

01:43:37.220 Yeah, see, I'm on the list out of three.

01:43:38.760 There you go.

01:43:39.160 Isn't that cool?

01:43:40.040 Yeah, super cool, man.

01:43:41.640 But, yeah, it's hard now, like, to get discovered, especially.

01:43:45.660 Well, it might be, it's either easier or real hard.

01:43:48.820 Because you can do something that really just tricks the algorithm and saying, like, people get, like, viral.

01:43:55.480 You know, super viral moments.

01:43:57.300 But songs don't have to be viral to be awesome. 0.99

01:43:59.980 And we miss out, I feel like, on so many, like, artists that never, you know, so many talented people that never, that never get the algorithm going for them, but they're fucking killer. 0.57

01:44:16.680 And that's, like, the hard part is the volume of stuff. 0.95

01:44:19.180 And I, like, I'm a big advocate.

01:44:21.900 Like, the first recording software I got, I think making music should be as cheap as it possibly can.

01:44:29.760 And you can get your ideas out.

01:44:32.640 Like, I used a free recording software.

01:44:34.900 I had a $200 guitar.

01:44:37.120 I had a $100 mic. 0.99

01:44:38.540 And I would sit in my room and fucking make these songs. 0.98

01:44:41.620 I love that concept. 0.97

01:44:43.240 But it's hard now because it's, like I said, it's so fast.

01:44:49.280 And songs are viral for a couple days.

01:44:51.880 And then, like, you don't hear much after that.

01:44:56.500 You know what I mean?

01:44:57.460 And that's, like.

01:44:58.140 Or a train comes through and takes it.

01:44:59.480 But that's what people, people are like, let's make something that goes viral. 0.93

01:45:02.900 I just, like, I want people to fucking express themselves the way that it is. 0.65

01:45:08.040 And if you work super fucking hard and you go, like, I'm the luckiest dude in the world. 0.95

01:45:12.760 I went viral. 0.92

01:45:13.740 Like, White Iverson went viral. 0.99

01:45:16.000 And that was because of Fat Man Key and he's fucking amazing. 0.86

01:45:21.220 But you also feel like you were sharing yourself honestly. 0.98

01:45:24.080 Yes, sir.

01:45:24.540 Absolutely.

01:45:25.240 And that's, like.

01:45:25.980 And I think there's so many artists out there that I want to do something in the future where, like.

01:45:33.080 Audacity, that free recording program.

01:45:34.900 Oh, yeah.

01:45:35.300 It's the most amazing thing of all.

01:45:37.280 It's free.

01:45:38.980 It's free.

01:45:39.720 That's the only editor I know how to use, dude.

01:45:41.440 It's amazing, dude. 0.84

01:45:42.100 If our shit's bonk in the middle of that, I'll be up on Audacity. 0.98

01:45:44.940 It's amazing. 0.99

01:45:46.440 And it's free.

01:45:47.340 And it has been free.

01:45:48.700 Thank you, Audacity.

01:45:49.440 I didn't even. 0.99

01:45:49.740 Dude, fuck yeah. 0.99

01:45:50.820 Thank you, Audacity. 1.00

01:45:51.820 Isn't that fucking sick? 0.98

01:45:52.520 It really was cool. 0.99

01:45:53.320 Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

01:45:54.280 I never even thought to thank them.

01:45:55.900 Because, yeah, I'd be up in the middle of the night, a podcast episode, something be wrong.

01:45:59.240 Like, we got to fix it.

01:46:00.300 Boom, I'll use Audacity, you know.

01:46:02.800 Yeah, I think, you know, I think express trying to be real to yourself. 0.99

01:46:07.440 What makes you fucking feel? 0.97

01:46:09.140 What makes you hurt? 1.00

01:46:10.320 Or what makes you want?

01:46:12.580 What makes you angry?

01:46:14.240 Or what makes you, you know, what makes you uncertain?

01:46:21.500 You know, like, if you can find a feeling and attach your art to it, I think that that,

01:46:27.880 I just, I don't believe that we can't see authenticity.

01:46:32.160 Yes, sir.

01:46:32.660 When we see it.

01:46:33.600 Yes, sir.

01:46:34.100 I don't believe that.

01:46:34.800 I know there's hooks and you can get hooked, you know, you can get hooked on the hooks,

01:46:38.540 you know.

01:46:39.280 But I feel like authenticity, you can never lose by just trying, you know.

01:46:44.520 You're not making it just to make it.

01:46:46.080 You're making it because you love it.

01:46:47.620 Right.

01:46:47.780 Well, Bernie, that's one thing Bernie Sanders said.

01:46:49.340 I said, well, what would you say to a young politician who wants to be, you know, someone

01:46:53.160 young who wants to affect culture the same way you did in the 70s when you decided to

01:46:57.340 become a politician?

01:46:58.660 He said.

01:46:59.040 Me?

01:46:59.960 No, not you.

01:47:02.480 Oh, that explains the Elvis question.

01:47:04.920 You're talking about.

01:47:07.680 You're talking about Ghost Malone, dude.

01:47:10.400 But no, no, no, he said, I said, Bernie, if you had to say something to a young person

01:47:16.380 who was the same as you in 1970 or 1968 who wanted to affect change, right, who really

01:47:22.880 wanted to have a, you know, who believed that I'm a human that can have an effect on the

01:47:27.720 world, right?

01:47:28.980 He said, do it because of what your purpose is, not because you want to get elected.

01:47:33.480 Like, you don't have to get elected anymore to serve your purpose, right?

01:47:39.060 You can serve your purpose because of social media and because of the internet these days

01:47:44.060 just as much as if you got elected.

01:47:47.340 If you were elected, yes, sir.

01:47:48.720 And that was pretty interesting to me.

01:47:51.080 It was like, yeah, find the new road, you know?

01:47:56.480 Like, just like even with SoundCloud, it's like, yeah, if you couldn't get a deal, if there

01:48:00.420 wasn't a deal, somebody handing you a deal, that's like, find the new road.

01:48:04.540 Find the SoundCloud, go independent. 0.98

01:48:06.640 And it's such a cool thing to see, like, independent artists and fucking them doing all the shit 0.99

01:48:14.620 by themselves. 0.97

01:48:15.460 Like, printing the records, putting it up on DSPs, you know, all this stuff.

01:48:20.220 It's so cool.

01:48:21.240 That's why, like, I think I was saying, too, I want to give, like, down the road whenever,

01:48:26.900 you know, there's more time and I'm not so selfish and self-focused.

01:48:31.280 Well, and I got my family, too, so I'm working hard for that.

01:48:33.880 But it's okay, I feel you, man.

01:48:35.140 It's like, yeah, you get going on your own dream and your own dream takes off and then

01:48:38.620 it's like, how quick do you feel like I need to start to turn around and figure out help?

01:48:44.060 And when, yeah, and when can you help others?

01:48:45.980 And that's, like, the most important thing for me is either you do it with music, help

01:48:50.280 people, you know, through hard times or help them get through a tough week or whatever.

01:48:54.660 But I want to make it bigger and help, you know, artists really get a fucking spot and

01:49:01.380 showcase talent because there's so much that doesn't get, you know, like, it's cool.

01:49:07.060 I'm excited, you know, and now I'm about 30 years old.

01:49:11.360 I'm 29, but tomorrow, or not tomorrow, but next year I'll be 30 and I'm like, I don't

01:49:17.440 have it in me anymore, you know, I'm figuring it out.

01:49:19.560 I'm like, I'm like, my back hurts, you know, whenever your knees click, whenever you stand

01:49:24.300 up, you got the old.

01:49:24.960 Oh, that's the scariest, dude.

01:49:25.820 Yeah, man.

01:49:26.380 Dude, I went to an audition one time and they're like, all right, do the part.

01:49:29.340 And I started reading and I like pointed and you could hear, it was a quiet room.

01:49:33.180 Your elbow go, you hear that?

01:49:35.500 You could hear my elbow click so much.

01:49:37.080 It was like somebody loaded a shotgun and you saw, like, there was one cute girl in the

01:49:42.800 room.

01:49:43.040 She'd like immediately got her phone out.

01:49:45.100 It was like, you could just tell.

01:49:46.040 That was not that bad.

01:49:47.600 Bro, it was bad.

01:49:48.740 Like, everybody came, even I, you could see in my eyes, one of my eyes was like, I'm

01:49:53.660 going home.

01:49:54.680 We'll just let the other one work.

01:49:56.060 You know, I, I cocked in earlier than he did. 0.96

01:49:58.020 You could see fucking my, you could just see things change, you know, but, um, but it 0.99

01:50:03.860 is wild. 1.00

01:50:04.380 Yeah.

01:50:04.920 But it is also wild.

01:50:06.120 And also you want to get to a place in your life, uh, when it comes to like giving back

01:50:10.340 where you know what you want to give back to.

01:50:12.220 Like, that's the craziest thing.

01:50:13.420 It's like, I've been in discussions with like about a year and a half with, uh, an attorney about

01:50:18.160 starting a foundation and like, well, what do you want to your foundation to be?

01:50:21.280 You can't just make a foundation and it's blind. 0.86

01:50:24.620 You like the government, you have to make it very specific.

01:50:26.980 And so there's all these certain things.

01:50:28.220 And so you have to figure that out and you don't want to just be blind.

01:50:31.340 You want to do something you care about.

01:50:32.520 Cause otherwise then you're supporting something you don't even really care about and your passion

01:50:36.540 is not going to be in it.

01:50:37.600 Um, can I 10-1?

01:50:40.260 Yeah.

01:50:40.660 All right.

01:50:40.940 Let me 10-1.

01:50:41.520 You got to pee?

01:50:42.060 Yes, sir.

01:50:42.380 You can pee off the balcony if you want.

01:50:44.100 That's not true.

01:50:45.340 Yeah, it is, dude.

01:50:46.740 Dude, I'm putting this Elmer Fudd hat on, dude.

01:50:49.820 Brandless.

01:50:50.740 That's bad.

01:50:51.400 Hold on.

01:50:52.540 I look like a referee at a fricking, uh, that's horrible too.

01:50:56.620 That's not horrible.

01:50:57.900 Why are you too hard on yourself?

01:50:59.880 Dude, I'm so hard on myself, man.

01:51:01.280 Why?

01:51:03.500 Why?

01:51:03.900 I don't know why.

01:51:05.640 I think, uh, man, this is a great question.

01:51:10.000 Let me think about it real quick.

01:51:11.020 And let me seriously think about it.

01:51:12.460 Why am I so hard on myself?

01:51:15.600 I think there's a constant feeling of like, um, I think, you know, I think it comes from

01:51:22.220 when I was a kid.

01:51:22.900 I have to be enough for you to see me.

01:51:24.780 So how do I make myself enough or okay where you'll see me, you know?

01:51:32.680 Well, I see you and you're a stud and I love you. 0.99

01:51:36.020 You're a killer. 0.98

01:51:37.700 Thanks. 1.00

01:51:38.140 And there's so many people out there that think the same. 0.98

01:51:41.580 The hat did suck though. 0.99

01:51:43.140 Yeah. 0.97

01:51:43.500 All right.

01:51:46.380 You're amazing.

01:51:47.380 Thanks, dude.

01:51:48.060 Yeah.

01:51:48.440 No, not at all.

01:51:49.140 Yeah.

01:51:49.220 I don't know why.

01:51:49.940 It's just so crazy that it doesn't get built into me, man.

01:51:52.560 Thank you, dude.

01:51:53.180 That's sweet of you to say.

01:51:53.960 Come on.

01:51:55.180 No, it's just sweet of you to say, man.

01:51:56.380 Yeah, it's like, uh, I hate that.

01:51:59.680 I hate that I'm always having a like, you know, after a while it gets, you know, it's

01:52:05.880 like, am I, do I look okay?

01:52:07.180 Do I seem okay? 1.00

01:52:08.020 Do I like, I just want to fuck it. 1.00

01:52:10.000 I'm just tired of the fight, you know? 1.00

01:52:13.120 And the fight is just against me.

01:52:14.900 That's, it's like the same thing you're saying.

01:52:16.280 It's like, um, so I'm not getting in, uh, I'm not getting into, uh, self pity mode here.

01:52:22.500 I'm just looking at it, you know, I want people to know that some, you know, sometimes

01:52:26.400 we can get into self pity.

01:52:27.400 I got to be careful there, you know, I don't want to get into self pity, but it's like,

01:52:31.080 yeah, why is that?

01:52:32.100 You know, but even thinking about it like this is kind of helpful, you know?

01:52:35.100 So thanks, man.

01:52:35.740 No, thank you, Theo. 0.99

01:52:37.140 And dude, the shit that you do and how many lives you brighten every day just by being 1.00

01:52:44.060 your fucking self and doing this show. 1.00

01:52:45.960 And it helps so many people. 1.00

01:52:49.060 No, it's fucking bitching to put it mildly. 1.00

01:52:53.040 Yeah. 0.99

01:52:53.480 It's bitching, dude. 1.00

01:52:54.320 You're such a bitching dude. 1.00

01:52:56.780 Right on. 1.00

01:52:58.360 You're such a bitching dude. 1.00

01:52:59.520 Which seems almost a little femme, okay? 1.00

01:53:01.720 No, yeah.

01:53:02.320 Well, it is.

01:53:03.480 That's okay.

01:53:05.220 High femme. 0.78

01:53:05.840 High femme. 0.78

01:53:06.360 High femme. 0.78

01:53:07.040 Yeah, it's high femme. 0.64

01:53:08.220 Thanks, dude.

01:53:09.040 You got it.

01:53:09.700 Thanks, bro.

01:53:10.720 Thank you, man.

01:53:11.840 Yeah, I wish I could think, you know, I think it was just so hard when I was a kid, it

01:53:15.680 was so hard to feel highly of myself, you know?

01:53:18.260 It was like, I just like, I don't know.

01:53:23.740 I felt like I just wasn't worth a lot, you know?

01:53:26.200 Theo Vaughn.

01:53:26.540 No shade, bro.

01:53:27.320 Quit it, brother.

01:53:27.980 Sorry.

01:53:28.780 No cap.

01:53:29.700 Quit it. 1.00

01:53:30.440 You son of a bitch. 1.00

01:53:31.480 Thanks, bro. 1.00

01:53:32.040 I'm not trying to be weird.

01:53:32.940 No, you're not being weird.

01:53:33.680 You feel like I'm not flirting with you.

01:53:34.740 You don't feel like that, dude.

01:53:35.740 Well, you are cute.

01:53:36.500 Take the hat off.

01:53:37.180 Hold on, dude.

01:53:38.700 Look, I kissed your brother.

01:53:40.800 This is where Theo Vaughn used to kiss his mama.

01:53:44.100 No, I don't know.

01:53:44.980 Yeah, just, I don't know. 1.00

01:53:45.940 Sometimes that old shit fucking comes up, you know? 1.00

01:53:48.680 No, absolutely. 1.00

01:53:49.680 And I want to respect it because that's the old kid's feelings.

01:53:52.640 But also, yeah, I want to let that kid know the same things you say, that like, you know,

01:53:57.520 I'm a deservant person, and that I'm a good person, and that it's okay.

01:54:03.260 You are, dude.

01:54:04.140 Like, that's why I asked earlier.

01:54:08.960 Like, I get the idea.

01:54:11.440 Well, I can only, you know, we've met times before, but today I feel like take some time 0.99

01:54:18.180 to do fucking Theo shit. 0.99

01:54:20.260 Dude, dude, take that. 1.00

01:54:22.780 You deserve it more than, more than you know, I think. 0.96

01:54:26.440 And that's like a really fucking cool thing. 0.99

01:54:28.740 You are such a good person, and I'm just honored to know you, and you fucking kick ass, dude. 0.99

01:54:36.940 You too, man. 1.00

01:54:37.640 You kick ass, dude. 0.98

01:54:40.420 Thanks for talking to me about that stuff. 0.95

01:54:42.340 I know it's not always easy to talk about, and I didn't mean to push it on you.

01:54:47.560 No, I don't feel like you did, man, you know?

01:54:49.940 It's something a lot of, like, the listeners of this show think about a lot, you know?

01:54:53.580 It's like, we talk about that stuff a lot, you know? 0.99

01:54:56.340 It's like, yeah, how we feel, our relationship to ourselves, that kind of shit, you know? 0.99

01:55:01.340 It's important. 0.99

01:55:02.340 It is important.

01:55:03.520 And it gets overlooked.

01:55:05.200 Yeah, it gets, I mean, I can't believe it's not a class in school.

01:55:07.540 Like, hey, how do you feel about yourself? 1.00

01:55:09.740 Like, fuck, dude. 1.00

01:55:11.080 Dude, I'd have wrote 70 essays on that shit. 1.00

01:55:13.680 Yeah, it's easy. 1.00

01:55:14.960 Oh, that's an F? 0.99

01:55:16.100 Yeah, fucking right. 0.99

01:55:17.580 Yeah, right. 1.00

01:55:18.160 This is, you don't know, motherfucker. 1.00

01:55:20.580 Yeah. 1.00

01:55:21.260 It's crazy that there's not a world of, a little bit more a world of emotional intelligence.

01:55:26.100 Yes, sir.

01:55:26.500 Like, when we grow up.

01:55:27.560 Yes, sir.

01:55:27.920 Because it would help people so much.

01:55:30.120 Absolutely.

01:55:30.740 But thanks, bro.

01:55:31.500 Yeah, yeah.

01:55:32.380 Yeah, and yeah, like, I feel, yeah, most of the time I feel great, you know?

01:55:36.840 And, dude, the past few years have just been so good.

01:55:39.680 It's like, going through, like, so much therapy, and I've done ayahuasca treatments, and I've

01:55:43.780 done, I've been in 12-step recovery, like, 95% of the last 10 years.

01:55:49.380 And so, you know, all of that whole universe has been great. 1.00

01:55:54.920 And you're fucking killing it, dude. 0.99

01:55:56.520 You, you, like. 1.00

01:55:58.280 Yeah, look, dude, you're here today.

01:56:00.120 I made it.

01:56:01.020 You got me, dude.

01:56:02.480 You got me and Bernie.

01:56:04.100 Yeah.

01:56:06.700 Dude, I, yeah, could I ask for two more sweethearts? 1.00

01:56:11.220 Well, I didn't bring one.

01:56:11.960 If I had a Valentine's when I was a kid, I would have picked a woman. 1.00

01:56:15.040 But instead, I got you and Bernie, and I'll take it, bro.

01:56:19.140 Well, double Valentine's very progressive.

01:56:21.800 Yeah, yeah.

01:56:24.200 Yeah.

01:56:24.820 Polyamorous Valentine.

01:56:25.780 Hey, I'm in, bro.

01:56:26.360 Good band name, bro. 0.98

01:56:27.100 Fucking good band name. 0.99

01:56:28.400 It doesn't even, yeah, polyamorous Valentine. 0.99

01:56:30.560 Yeah, that's cool.

01:56:31.820 Dude, do you ever, have you seen all the Halloween costumes of you?

01:56:34.860 Have you ever seen them?

01:56:35.740 You do?

01:56:36.020 A cool story about Halloween.

01:56:38.120 I don't know if I've told this before, but.

01:56:39.960 Yeah, tell it, man.

01:56:42.240 We were in, on Bourbon Street in the Big Easy.

01:56:47.400 Oh, yeah, New Orleans, man.

01:56:48.240 I'm from Covington, Louisiana.

01:56:49.340 So close.

01:56:50.720 And I love it there, by the way.

01:56:53.260 It's like the dopest place.

01:56:56.060 But we went on Halloween.

01:56:57.160 Oh, it's a great place to go missing.

01:56:58.740 Oh, it's the best.

01:56:59.420 We went on Halloween, and people thought I was a costume, and didn't get stopped once.

01:57:06.100 Wow.

01:57:06.340 They were like, sick costume, dude.

01:57:07.960 I'm like, thanks, man.

01:57:09.300 Didn't get stopped once.

01:57:11.140 These, I know I love this.

01:57:12.960 Like, dude, it's so cool to see.

01:57:14.840 I don't know why babies dress up as me so much.

01:57:17.600 I don't know why my music is so big to the three and under demographic.

01:57:24.380 Is that true?

01:57:25.500 It is.

01:57:26.140 Look at all these babies.

01:57:27.800 Hey, pull up.

01:57:28.840 Look, Post Malone babies.

01:57:30.880 Oh, my God.

01:57:33.040 And that one has a cigarette?

01:57:37.840 Bring up Post Malone babies, dude. 0.93

01:57:40.460 Costume.

01:57:41.040 I'm trying, dude.

01:57:42.860 Well.

01:57:43.300 See, look, baby.

01:57:44.280 Baby costume.

01:57:45.520 Hey, Theo.

01:57:46.100 Hold on.

01:57:46.620 Zoom in on.

01:57:47.260 It's coming around. 0.99

01:57:48.020 What the fuck is this? 0.99

01:57:49.600 Hold on. 1.00

01:57:50.600 Bring this up, dude.

01:57:52.340 This kid looks like somebody Gypsy Rose would date. 1.00

01:57:56.880 What's that lady's name? 1.00

01:57:58.040 Gypsy? 0.99

01:57:58.400 Gypsy Rose.

01:57:59.660 Is her name Gypsy Rose?

01:58:00.840 Who's that?

01:58:01.260 Yeah.

01:58:01.520 That looks like somebody Gypsy Rose is probably going to leave prison for Gypsy Rose Blanchard. 1.00

01:58:06.280 Beautiful lady.

01:58:06.940 What'd she do?

01:58:07.600 From Louisiana.

01:58:08.220 Well, who knows what she did? 0.74

01:58:09.800 Okay.

01:58:10.120 But she is okay with meeting men outside of prison.

01:58:13.920 Pull back.

01:58:14.380 Go to the babies.

01:58:17.120 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:58:18.500 Who the fuck? 1.00

01:58:19.900 Pull that back up, dude. 0.99

01:58:21.020 Come on.

01:58:21.040 The baby would look normal.

01:58:22.780 Bro, this baby.

01:58:22.980 I'm not convinced those aren't prosthetic feet, though.

01:58:25.540 Bro, no joke.

01:58:26.200 I'm not going to give you a joke.

01:58:27.100 And this is no shade.

01:58:28.620 This looks like Travis Tritt's son.

01:58:31.440 Bring up Tristan Tritt.

01:58:32.960 Oh, God.

01:58:33.420 I got it, dude. 0.95

01:58:34.040 He's going to kill me for this, dude.

01:58:36.220 Tristan, I love you and your sister and your father.

01:58:40.480 Bring up Tristan Tritt.

01:58:42.440 Okay.

01:58:43.340 I don't see it.

01:58:45.020 But hold on.

01:58:45.840 No.

01:58:46.360 Put it together for me right now.

01:58:47.880 You don't see it?

01:58:50.840 Bro, you are an artist?

01:58:54.420 And you don't see it? 0.95

01:58:57.900 I've been kissing your mother. 1.00

01:59:00.080 You don't see it, white boy. 0.99

01:59:02.640 It is what it is.

01:59:03.960 No, that's the worst picture.

01:59:05.660 Get him.

01:59:06.280 Come on.

01:59:07.060 I'm so...

01:59:07.800 What do you want?

01:59:08.320 Find him in a picture and put it there.

01:59:10.380 There's 200,000 pictures of Tristan Tritt.

01:59:14.060 Beautiful young man.

01:59:15.340 Travis Tritt's son.

01:59:16.620 Talented musician.

01:59:18.800 We need long hair.

01:59:20.180 Just do your best real quick and put it together.

01:59:22.040 I'm trying to.

01:59:22.900 We'll put it together then and we'll come back to it, dude.

01:59:25.760 What is that one right there?

01:59:27.080 Wait, go back to that real quick, sir.

01:59:29.880 Yeah, click on that.

01:59:30.940 Go down.

01:59:31.620 What is that third image?

01:59:33.160 What is that?

01:59:33.860 What does that say?

01:59:35.820 Why do you draw on your eye?

01:59:38.260 The concept gives me nightmares.

01:59:41.100 Congratulations.

01:59:42.940 What does that mean?

01:59:43.720 I don't know.

01:59:44.420 It looks very Vincent van.

01:59:46.140 That's actually on her face.

01:59:47.500 That's like her eye right there. 0.90

01:59:48.800 No, it is not.

01:59:50.320 Wait, what happened?

01:59:50.940 Photoshop.

01:59:51.840 That's her eyelash and that's her eyebrow. 1.00

01:59:53.460 That's Photoshop.

01:59:55.600 Oh, it's a drawing.

01:59:57.020 It's makeup.

01:59:57.740 That's cool.

01:59:59.220 That's cool.

02:00:00.060 Interesting placement.

02:00:01.720 Dude, I couldn't even figure that out.

02:00:04.300 That's dark magic.

02:00:05.360 I thought it was.

02:00:05.920 Yeah, I thought it was.

02:00:06.720 That's cool.

02:00:07.760 Dude, that's.

02:00:08.320 Yeah, that's why I'm driving to the city.

02:00:10.800 That's you stepping out.

02:00:11.840 Who's on the other eye?

02:00:12.940 Dark magic, huh?

02:00:14.160 Who's on the other eye?

02:00:14.960 Probably Dennis Rodman.

02:00:17.180 Cool.

02:00:18.040 Hold on.

02:00:19.340 The other.

02:00:20.160 Hold on.

02:00:20.840 The other post Malone.

02:00:22.860 Oh, it comes out of the beard.

02:00:24.440 Yeah, it's your beard.

02:00:25.140 All right.

02:00:25.460 I get it.

02:00:26.120 I understand that.

02:00:27.940 What are the different Malones I've seen?

02:00:29.420 I've seen Coast Malone.

02:00:30.680 Have you ever seen that one?

02:00:31.540 No, sir.

02:00:32.380 Is it like a sure?

02:00:33.780 It's like, yeah.

02:00:35.380 CDC Coast Malone.

02:00:36.680 Let's not avoid the Theo Vaughn baby Halloween costumes.

02:00:41.640 That's good.

02:00:43.100 That's apocalyptic almost.

02:00:44.900 Coast Malone is good.

02:00:45.740 Get the one with the mountains right there on the fourth one.

02:00:49.660 That's very good.

02:00:49.920 I don't see why not.

02:00:51.360 Look, I agree, dude.

02:00:52.840 It's very similar.

02:00:53.500 Well, you just got to get enough land, then you could carve it yourself.

02:00:56.780 Oh, Dermot Kennedy's coming on, dude.

02:00:58.520 He'd love to do it, dude.

02:00:59.780 He's an Irish lot. 0.99

02:01:01.200 Yeah, we had Coast Malone.

02:01:02.340 Who else did we have?

02:01:03.080 We had.

02:01:04.380 Coast Malone's classic.

02:01:05.620 Toast Malone is classic.

02:01:07.980 Yeah.

02:01:08.320 Toast Malone.

02:01:09.240 This one's good.

02:01:10.800 Toast Malone is good.

02:01:12.260 I like the fourth one.

02:01:14.200 Yeah, pull up the fourth one right there.

02:01:15.220 Yeah, that's my favorite.

02:01:18.820 That is enjoying the roast Malone.

02:01:21.640 It's cursed.

02:01:25.440 That's just a white guy at a Chevron. 0.80

02:01:33.240 Okay.

02:01:34.120 Pull up one more.

02:01:34.660 Bring up, what else do we have?

02:01:37.500 Roast Malone.

02:01:38.260 Bring up Roast Malone.

02:01:38.980 Roast Malone's good.

02:01:40.040 Roast Malone's good.

02:01:41.280 All rude Roast Malone.

02:01:42.140 It's good.

02:01:43.760 Imagine, it's like the Jesus on a cracker or whatever.

02:01:48.160 Jesus on a toast or whatever, yeah.

02:01:50.380 That'd go for some money.

02:01:52.160 That's terrifying.

02:01:53.380 Yeah. 1.00

02:01:53.800 You don't want to cut into your Christmas ham and fucking. 1.00

02:01:57.040 Most Malone is good. 1.00

02:01:58.520 What's that?

02:01:59.840 It's just a picture of jelly rolls.

02:02:01.540 Sorry.

02:02:05.860 And that's an old joke.

02:02:07.920 And if I go to hell for that, that's on me.

02:02:11.560 And that's a, that's, it's a cheap joke jelly roll.

02:02:14.640 And I will say that. 0.99

02:02:15.720 What a low blow you cocksucker. 1.00

02:02:17.080 It is a low blow, but I'll say that it's a low blow to a high guy. 0.99

02:02:23.360 And I, I, I believe that, uh, I can apologize to him.

02:02:29.300 He's the best.

02:02:30.280 Dude, that's the most, that those are the most Malones I've ever seen. 1.00

02:02:33.020 That's the most Malone.

02:02:33.800 That's the most Malone.

02:02:34.420 Is there something, when you think about your career, um, you've had a storied career.

02:02:39.440 Sure.

02:02:39.640 You know, and thank you for it, man.

02:02:41.340 You know, thank you for just taking us like, you know, you feel like a concierge that takes

02:02:46.500 us through different universes.

02:02:47.980 And I appreciate that, man.

02:02:49.260 Cause it's a kind thing to say.

02:02:50.600 Yeah.

02:02:50.920 Well, it's important.

02:02:51.740 Cause a lot of artists, they, it's like, um, their wheelhouse is, uh, it's not limited,

02:02:57.860 but it's like, it's, um, it's not as multifaceted, you know?

02:03:02.240 Yes, sir.

02:03:02.740 And I appreciate that because people are multifaceted.

02:03:04.960 Absolutely.

02:03:05.560 You know, there's a lot to people and, and, um, and yeah, it's just good to see that.

02:03:10.820 It's good to see you share, uh, like, uh, vibrant sides, thoughtful sides, um, introspective

02:03:18.180 sides, like angry sides, vibey sides.

02:03:21.800 Um, it's just cool to see you share the different sides, man.

02:03:24.360 You know, I think that's the new wave of what a lot of people want to see about, of, of,

02:03:29.980 of artists.

02:03:30.840 Yes, sir.

02:03:31.300 Cause it's not that you love the music as much anymore.

02:03:34.240 Um, for me anyway, maybe.

02:03:36.360 Sure.

02:03:36.880 And I'm speaking for myself.

02:03:37.400 Sure.

02:03:37.820 Uh, you like the artist, you know?

02:03:39.800 Sure.

02:03:40.180 And I think that that says a lot for me, it's the perfect marriage of those two.

02:03:44.820 You know, like I can't tell you how many times, like I've seen someone, I'm like that dude.

02:03:51.600 Well, this is a bad example.

02:03:53.660 Christoph Waltz, right?

02:03:56.200 One of the greatest actors of all time.

02:03:59.740 Christopher Walken?

02:04:00.560 Christoph Waltz.

02:04:02.580 Sorry.

02:04:03.580 Bring him up.

02:04:04.280 He's German.

02:04:04.460 Yeah, pull him up.

02:04:05.080 You'll know him if you see him.

02:04:06.220 I believe in him.

02:04:07.680 I just see him.

02:04:08.760 Krustief. 0.92

02:04:10.480 Krustief Waltz.

02:04:11.580 Crazy paper airplane throw.

02:04:13.260 I like the Google searches.

02:04:14.920 Hey, paper don't need to finish school to work here. 0.98

02:04:16.940 Krustief Waltz.

02:04:18.520 Oh, Krustief Waltz.

02:04:19.900 Yeah.

02:04:20.180 Beautiful guy.

02:04:21.280 You know him.

02:04:22.500 He was in Django.

02:04:23.460 He was in Inglourious Bastards.

02:04:25.000 Beautiful guy.

02:04:25.600 But even if he wasn't one of the best actors of all time, he seems so fucking cool.

02:04:32.200 He seems like a great dude.

02:04:33.560 He's got a great smile and a nice German accent kind of up here.

02:04:39.340 And I'd like, he's just so trill.

02:04:44.840 I haven't said trill, and I don't throw that term around loosely.

02:04:48.020 No one's said it in a decade.

02:04:49.520 He's good.

02:04:49.840 He seems super trill and boss.

02:04:52.240 Zomb. 0.92

02:04:52.880 Oh, breaking up a bottle of trill is like breaking up a fine wine.

02:04:56.440 Yeah, I just, hold on.

02:04:58.240 Post you just opened up a trill.

02:04:59.260 Opened a 2010 trill.

02:05:00.920 Somebody call Bieber, dude.

02:05:02.620 We're having a night.

02:05:05.160 Being who you are and being kind to people and just doing your best to be kind to people

02:05:12.020 is the kind of vibe I get from him and the vibe I get from you. 0.99

02:05:14.980 So you could be shit, but you're going to win because you are a kind, kind person. 1.00

02:05:23.500 So that's. 1.00

02:05:24.440 Thanks, man.

02:05:24.880 I guess that's what I'm saying.

02:05:25.780 I don't know how Christoph Waltz got brought in, but I love you, Christoph Waltz.

02:05:29.720 Amen.

02:05:30.280 And I love you, Theo.

02:05:31.060 No, I'm glad he did this.

02:05:32.180 What's that?

02:05:32.840 I love you, Theo.

02:05:33.740 Oh, thanks, bro.

02:05:35.380 I appreciate it.

02:05:35.960 I love you too, man.

02:05:37.040 I thought I was going to get the me too on that one.

02:05:39.220 I love, I love cake.

02:05:40.840 I've enjoyed, I've enjoyed listening to your music over the years.

02:05:44.000 I've enjoyed seeing you being like, you know, I feel like when I see you, sometimes you're

02:05:49.440 a reflection of the better parts of myself and others.

02:05:57.340 And so I see you and it reminds me in a smile about where I'm at.

02:06:01.880 And I think that's a nice thing.

02:06:03.260 And there's a lot of people that do that, but you're, you are one of the people in the

02:06:07.000 limelight that do that.

02:06:08.240 And yeah, I've loved listening to the songs I've heard in your new album so far.

02:06:13.400 The ones with Morgan, Luke Combs, Lainey, Blake Shelton.

02:06:21.040 Yes, sir.

02:06:21.800 And I think it's the only four I've listened to so far, but I'm looking forward to listening

02:06:25.300 to more of them.

02:06:26.780 It's out now. 1.00

02:06:27.760 Fuck yeah. 1.00

02:06:28.400 Yeah. 0.99

02:06:28.780 There's a bonus track out now.

02:06:30.620 Is there?

02:06:31.560 That's what I heard.

02:06:32.340 Yep.

02:06:32.540 If there isn't, we'll take that out.

02:06:36.900 But Post Malone, thank you so much, man.

02:06:38.920 Thanks for spending time with me.

02:06:40.720 And thank you for spending time with humanity.

02:06:43.220 I think it's important that we have people like you in the world.

02:06:46.980 Well, thank you for having me on.

02:06:48.460 And I'm so honored to be here.

02:06:50.540 And everyone has been so kind to me. 1.00

02:06:52.800 And you're the shit. 1.00

02:06:54.820 And thank you. 1.00

02:06:56.460 Thanks so much, bro.

02:06:57.220 I love you, bro.

02:06:57.740 Thank you, Theovan.

02:06:58.220 I love you too.

02:06:59.500 And I love you too.

02:07:00.580 And just keep being yourself.

02:07:01.700 Keep being awesome. 0.99

02:07:03.200 And don't be a dick. 0.99

02:07:05.580 I love you. 1.00

02:07:06.360 Have a great night.

02:07:06.960 Be good to yourselves, baby gang.

02:07:08.040 Now I'm just floating on the breeze.

02:07:10.680 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

02:07:13.700 I must be cornerstone.

02:07:18.900 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

02:07:24.400 I can feel it in my bones.

02:07:28.660 But it's gonna take...

02:07:31.700 I can feel it in myriad days. 0.50

02:07:34.540 That's a very sillyühlot. 1.00

02:07:37.200 I'm a like, yeah. 0.60

02:07:38.620 It's gonna tell because I feel like I'm going to be a addict.

02:07:39.840 I could be that...

02:07:40.460 It must be a truck.

02:07:41.020 There's a WarnerM Online team, but I can just wait a minute.

02:07:42.200 There's a lease on that now.

02:07:42.820 I have to see if I only want you to travel by the end.

02:07:44.940 It's gonna be a welcoming.

02:07:45.300 What did you ask if you're running?

02:07:46.780 What?

02:07:47.400 It's gonna be a tough?

02:07:48.880 Oh, and I'm like...

02:07:49.460 believe me, Grandma?

02:07:50.420 So why can't c-

02:07:51.460 Wait may...

02:07:52.040 Absolutely not be nice...

02:07:52.820 Matt, I love you still not be hooked.

02:07:54.520 And it seems like me to know who you're lying here now.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - September 04, 2024

E529 Post Malone

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