This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E535 Joe Gatto

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00:01:03.240 Today's guest has been entertaining humans and taking care of dogs for most of his life.

00:01:11.080 And we're lucky to have been on the receiving end of some of that.

00:01:14.220 You know him from Impractical Jokers.

00:01:16.300 He has a new stand-up comedy special out on YouTube called Messing With People,

00:01:22.360 as well as a new children's book called Where's Barry?

00:01:25.980 I always enjoy my time and grateful to sit down with just a light of the world.

00:01:32.600 Today's guest is Mr. Joe Gatto.

00:01:35.540 Shine that light on me

00:01:39.300 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:01:45.300 Shine on me

00:01:50.300 And I will find a song

00:01:54.220 I've been singing

00:01:55.420 I love this guy.

00:01:56.380 Now I've been moving

00:02:03.860 This place is awesome.

00:02:05.380 I've never seen this place.

00:02:06.300 It's awesome.

00:02:06.640 Oh, you haven't been here before?

00:02:07.600 Yeah, I've never been here before, yeah.

00:02:08.580 Oh, wow.

00:02:09.320 It's nice.

00:02:09.940 Fantastic.

00:02:10.560 Yeah, sometimes you just forget where you've been or where you haven't even been, you know?

00:02:15.560 You never know where you haven't been.

00:02:17.520 Yeah, that's true, huh?

00:02:19.760 It's true.

00:02:20.560 Good to see you today.

00:02:21.260 You brought a little buddy, huh?

00:02:22.200 This is my buddy.

00:02:22.560 Yeah, Spumoni.

00:02:23.380 Oh, wow.

00:02:23.940 One of my pups, one of the Gatto pups. 1.00

00:02:25.900 And how is, it's a man or woman?

00:02:28.780 This is a woman. 0.86

00:02:29.480 It's a woman.

00:02:29.920 This is a woman. 0.86

00:02:30.300 Okay.

00:02:30.520 Yeah, this is Spumoni.

00:02:31.680 And how is she doing?

00:02:33.560 She seems okay, yeah.

00:02:34.980 She's doing all right.

00:02:36.300 Last time we spoke, she's fine, yeah.

00:02:37.720 Yeah?

00:02:38.540 Okay.

00:02:39.680 She's good.

00:02:40.160 She's one of my travel pups.

00:02:41.520 She just comes on the, when I'm not flying a lot, and I'm just on one or two and driving,

00:02:45.960 she'll come with me, you know?

00:02:46.760 Yeah?

00:02:47.240 Yeah, she's not a great flyer, but she loves to chill. 1.00

00:02:49.660 And yeah, she seems very calm.

00:02:51.720 Yeah.

00:02:52.020 In Japan, they were giving pills to a lot of those dogs so they could take good, cool

00:02:57.700 photos of them.

00:02:58.220 You see the ones with their tongue hanging out?

00:02:59.660 Mm-hmm.

00:03:00.320 I know those, I have a lot of those kinds of dogs because I have a senior dog rescue

00:03:03.960 and all their teeth are out, so they just, yeah, they just hang out.

00:03:07.520 That's weird.

00:03:08.300 I didn't know they do a pill-induced tongue out.

00:03:10.200 Yeah, bring that up if the Japanese were, um...

00:03:13.740 They're taking, they wanted the tongue out, so it was like, it made them like really like

00:03:16.980 thirsty or just, yeah?

00:03:18.240 Yeah, I think it just...

00:03:19.080 Nicotine in the mouth a little bit?

00:03:20.060 It just like, you know, like that, yeah, like...

00:03:25.140 It just gives you the heart.

00:03:26.140 Like they lived in Baltimore, kind of, you know, like some of these Baltimore hitchhikers. 1.00

00:03:30.020 Like, bring that up if they were...

00:03:33.060 Dropping tongues out in, uh...

00:03:35.240 Japanese pilling up the dogs.

00:03:38.140 There's a supplement.

00:03:39.820 No, no, no.

00:03:40.980 Were the Japanese giving pills to the dogs?

00:03:44.520 That's all right.

00:03:45.440 That's a pretty good prompt.

00:03:46.540 Yeah, you're just looking at medication, brother.

00:03:50.900 You're just looking at dog pills. 0.99

00:03:53.500 Or some of the, they hide a lot of the good shit on Google. 0.99

00:03:55.380 Yeah, that's something, you gotta dig deep sometimes. 0.98

00:03:57.500 Let's see if they come back for it.

00:03:58.660 That's not gonna be on the first results.

00:04:00.040 No.

00:04:01.920 Yeah, that's true, man.

00:04:03.040 We gotta learn to go deep, dude.

00:04:04.760 Sometimes the way that Google finishes you, or do you ever find that, like when you put

00:04:08.100 in something and the way the search engine finishes what you started is more interesting

00:04:11.500 than what you were looking for?

00:04:12.540 Or, he's just, oh, what is this?

00:04:13.920 And you click that.

00:04:14.700 Yeah, that's really weird. 0.97

00:04:16.320 Yeah, and all of them, it's always like, gay. 1.00

00:04:19.000 It's like... 0.99

00:04:19.900 Dead, gay. 1.00

00:04:21.300 Yeah, it's all that stuff. 1.00

00:04:22.400 Yeah, yeah, dude. 1.00

00:04:23.780 That shit's always ridiculous, man. 1.00

00:04:25.660 Good to see you, bro. 1.00

00:04:26.760 Good to see you.

00:04:27.320 It's been a minute, man.

00:04:27.980 Yeah, it has been a minute.

00:04:28.940 Last time we saw each other, we were both in the same city on tour, and we got some pizza.

00:04:32.280 Yeah, in Milwaukee.

00:04:32.960 Yeah, in Milwaukee.

00:04:33.740 And a pizza took forever, man.

00:04:34.940 Forever.

00:04:35.280 I went back and got it.

00:04:36.920 Yeah, that was good.

00:04:37.580 I think we left, and you just went, yeah, you went back later that evening.

00:04:42.400 I was like, let me get this later.

00:04:43.960 We ordered these pizzas, and they gave it to us, yeah.

00:04:46.400 They owed us some pies, man.

00:04:47.760 Yeah, oh, those people were, they did not want to give it up.

00:04:50.340 And I'm like, well, if you don't want to give out the food, then don't be a restaurant,

00:04:53.460 right?

00:04:53.780 Right, right.

00:04:54.380 This is your thing.

00:04:55.080 This is what you do.

00:04:56.000 Yeah.

00:04:56.080 Like, I was back there.

00:04:57.520 He was eating.

00:04:58.340 He was back there eating, too, the one guy.

00:05:01.080 Yeah, whenever we saw him.

00:05:03.280 Congrats, man.

00:05:03.800 You got a new special out.

00:05:04.600 A new special out, yeah.

00:05:05.440 Your first special.

00:05:06.320 First special.

00:05:06.900 So, messing with people, yeah.

00:05:08.480 It's really excited about it.

00:05:09.880 It's out on YouTube, and it was great, man.

00:05:13.080 I toured with it for two and a half years, and you know how it is.

00:05:14.940 You don't want the content just to go away.

00:05:17.040 I'm super proud of it.

00:05:18.040 Yeah.

00:05:18.300 So, I put it out there, and it's great.

00:05:19.860 Was it, when you guys taped it?

00:05:21.300 Do you want to go to trouble?

00:05:21.660 Come here.

00:05:22.040 Sponnie.

00:05:22.480 Come.

00:05:23.100 Come on.

00:05:23.580 Good girl.

00:05:24.240 When you guys taped it, how many tapings did you do?

00:05:26.620 I did two.

00:05:27.160 Yeah?

00:05:27.420 Two in one night.

00:05:28.040 I did the Paramount in Huntington, Long Island, and it was fun, man.

00:05:32.660 Like, it was, the first one, you know, you get a little nervous.

00:05:35.120 Like, it's all, and I wasn't used, the jib almost knocked me out like four times, because

00:05:38.640 I'm very physical on stage running around, you know?

00:05:40.660 So, I ran to like the side, and the jib was like right there.

00:05:43.300 It almost got like knocked out.

00:05:44.780 But it was good.

00:05:45.520 It was really cool.

00:05:46.180 Yeah.

00:05:46.420 And the jib is like the camera.

00:05:47.700 That's the camera that's on the arm.

00:05:49.460 On the arm, yeah.

00:05:50.560 Oh, you forget, right?

00:05:51.420 That's for everybody at home.

00:05:52.440 Yeah.

00:05:52.640 Just because some people don't know, you know?

00:05:54.380 Yeah.

00:05:54.520 Some people don't know what's going on.

00:05:56.660 Yeah.

00:05:57.020 There you go.

00:05:57.520 Right there.

00:05:57.980 That's it.

00:05:58.440 Yeah.

00:06:00.260 Did some of the other jokers come out?

00:06:02.860 Yeah.

00:06:03.180 They came to the taping.

00:06:05.660 Sal came to the late taping, I think.

00:06:07.980 And then the next, I was working that week, and then Q came out and stuff.

00:06:10.820 But yeah, it's good.

00:06:11.420 They come and see me.

00:06:12.160 I see them when they're on the road.

00:06:13.620 It's fun.

00:06:14.500 We try to give each other the support.

00:06:16.360 You know how it is.

00:06:16.780 Have you gone to one of their shows?

00:06:18.800 Like, because do you still do the touring show with them or no?

00:06:21.380 No.

00:06:21.800 Right.

00:06:22.000 No.

00:06:22.440 So I did.

00:06:23.200 They just wrapped up their last tour, and I came out on stage there.

00:06:26.860 And then when they did Radio City, I popped out.

00:06:29.240 That was really fun.

00:06:30.320 That's cool.

00:06:30.540 When I came to Radio City, it was so cool.

00:06:31.840 It was really great.

00:06:32.380 The place exploded.

00:06:33.500 Wow.

00:06:33.740 So it was really nice.

00:06:34.740 Yeah.

00:06:35.380 Yeah.

00:06:36.160 Have you missed that aspect?

00:06:37.220 Because they just came out with their last, the 11th season, right, of their show?

00:06:40.560 Yeah.

00:06:41.180 Of Jokers?

00:06:41.940 Yeah.

00:06:42.160 They're doing that now.

00:06:43.620 They just wrapped shooting that one.

00:06:45.440 I think they got another one.

00:06:46.620 But yeah, I mean, you know, you're missing with your friends.

00:06:49.260 The hardest part for me is, like, it's appointment friendship now, right?

00:06:52.660 Like, you got to think about, like, you used to see each other all the time.

00:06:55.360 Oh, yeah.

00:06:55.660 And now it's like, you know, like, I feel like, you know, I haven't seen you in front, right?

00:06:58.380 And when you see them, it's like, they're working together or doing something.

00:07:01.540 You're trying to find a time together.

00:07:02.600 So that gets a little tricky.

00:07:03.920 Yeah.

00:07:04.240 You know?

00:07:04.560 So, but everybody always asks, are you still friends? 0.68

00:07:07.120 I always tell people, like, no, I hate those guys.

00:07:09.160 Like, I'll just say stuff to mess with people.

00:07:10.940 People are like, do you like them?

00:07:11.920 I'm like, no, we don't talk anymore.

00:07:13.200 I was saying for a while that Sal had slept with my wife.

00:07:15.520 That's why I left.

00:07:17.500 It was so fun.

00:07:18.560 And he's like, dude, you got to stop saying that.

00:07:19.700 Someone's going to believe you.

00:07:20.640 Yeah.

00:07:20.940 But yeah, it's good.

00:07:22.800 We're still boys.

00:07:24.020 Yeah.

00:07:24.600 Just trying to see each other gets a little tricky.

00:07:26.520 Yeah.

00:07:26.740 I think that just gets trickier as you get older, too.

00:07:28.940 Like, just being an adult, it's like, everything gets, like, more appointment.

00:07:32.140 That's why I miss, like, I, it's like, you never know when you're in, like, high school

00:07:37.240 and college and stuff like that, that those are going to be, like, the greatest times

00:07:41.680 because everybody is just there.

00:07:44.160 Yeah.

00:07:44.860 Yeah.

00:07:45.500 Everybody's, you're going to bump, the bump into factor of a college campus, right?

00:07:48.520 You might just bump into somebody on the way to the CAF or something.

00:07:50.720 Yeah.

00:07:51.300 That's totally different because you're all enclosed like a community.

00:07:53.460 It's like a cult almost.

00:07:54.680 Like, you're living on this, you know, this stockade thing.

00:07:59.000 Yeah, dude.

00:07:59.640 That's one thing.

00:08:00.180 It's like, but you don't realize that when you're there.

00:08:02.240 Like, I remember whenever I was, like, graduating high school or whatever, I was like, thank

00:08:05.420 God I'm graduating.

00:08:06.580 But then you don't realize that, like, 10 years later, you'd do anything to go back and have

00:08:10.800 one big full day of high school.

00:08:12.820 Yeah, for sure.

00:08:13.760 But there were some people you were looking forward to getting rid of, too.

00:08:16.040 That was the bad part, right?

00:08:16.920 That's the other side of it.

00:08:17.760 Yeah.

00:08:17.900 Like, you're like, I cannot wait till I don't have to see this person again.

00:08:20.160 Like, the ROTC guys were really, at our school, were very, they kind of acted like they were

00:08:25.820 like a gang, sort of, or whatever.

00:08:27.740 You know, like those guys with the wooden guns, you'd see them after school or whatever?

00:08:31.080 Yeah.

00:08:31.380 And they wouldn't even have, like, the part of the gun that, like, had the bullets in

00:08:34.580 or something.

00:08:34.980 They would just have, like...

00:08:35.780 It's like a glorified stick.

00:08:37.900 Yeah, dude.

00:08:38.780 Yeah.

00:08:39.380 It was the right shape of a stick.

00:08:41.000 Yeah.

00:08:41.180 And they would be running through the halls, like, yelling different quadrants at each 0.99

00:08:46.380 other and shit. 0.97

00:08:46.960 Doing this stuff, hand signaling. 0.98

00:08:48.860 You're like, guys, I'm getting to algebra.

00:08:50.840 Get out of my way.

00:08:52.000 Yeah.

00:08:52.240 Dude.

00:08:53.140 Yeah, I didn't...

00:08:53.880 We didn't have ROTC at our school, but we definitely had different cliques.

00:08:58.800 Because I went to an all-boy Catholic high school.

00:09:00.900 So an all-boy school definitely had, like, a different type of, like, clique setup kind

00:09:04.800 of thing, where you had your jocks and your mathletes, which I was a proud leader of.

00:09:09.060 Were you?

00:09:09.380 Yeah, yeah, math guy.

00:09:10.300 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:10.800 So I was, like, geeky.

00:09:11.920 But I was a bowler.

00:09:12.720 We talked about this just quickly.

00:09:14.600 I was on the bowling team and stuff.

00:09:16.040 So it was, like, a different thing.

00:09:17.540 But then humor, like, once people found you were funny in high school and you're with all

00:09:21.800 dudes, I think it's a different thing.

00:09:23.720 I think it's, like, oh, you know, and then people, like, want to be around you and having

00:09:27.580 fun.

00:09:27.940 So once my humor started coming out, it was a different animal.

00:09:30.920 That was so much fun.

00:09:32.320 Yeah.

00:09:32.760 Dude, being funny in high school, that was, like, the...

00:09:35.080 I think that's what it was, too, because you always had an audience around.

00:09:38.420 And you always had, like, everybody was right there.

00:09:41.640 So you could make so many jokes and references.

00:09:44.540 And, like, you'd see each other in the hallway in between classes.

00:09:47.400 And that was the weirdest thing, because you had, like, one second where you were passing

00:09:51.200 your buddy in the hallway.

00:09:51.920 And you got to just...

00:09:52.940 You got to drive by.

00:09:54.440 Yeah.

00:09:54.740 Yeah, dude.

00:09:55.560 I was known for pratfalling in high school.

00:09:58.320 So I used to pratfall into my Spanish class every day.

00:10:01.100 And Mrs. Lonzo, my teacher, always thought it was this guy, Mike Irving, that was tripping

00:10:05.240 me.

00:10:05.540 And she would always give him detention on it.

00:10:07.200 And he was like, dude, you have to stop.

00:10:08.300 Stop.

00:10:08.540 It wasn't me.

00:10:09.160 And I was like, oh, he tripped me, you know, like that.

00:10:11.200 So when I got my diploma, my mom knew that I was big.

00:10:13.860 And my mom was always like, you know, you have to be respectful.

00:10:15.980 So I'm getting my diploma.

00:10:18.000 And everybody's like, trip, trip, trip.

00:10:20.580 Like, they all want me to fall on stage.

00:10:22.340 And my mother, like, threatened my life.

00:10:23.720 She's like, if you trip on stage, you're done, you're done.

00:10:26.520 I was like, all right, I can't make my mom mad.

00:10:27.560 So I don't get it.

00:10:28.360 Then I surprisingly get an award.

00:10:30.440 I got an award.

00:10:31.320 They were, like, they were giving out these awards.

00:10:32.540 And one of them was, you know, some of the...

00:10:34.620 And I look at my father, and he goes.

00:10:36.820 And I went up, and when I went to get the award on stage, I bit it.

00:10:40.480 And I, like, fell off the stage.

00:10:41.780 The place went absolutely nuts.

00:10:43.000 It was so funny.

00:10:43.800 I was like, that's the reason why I won that award.

00:10:45.980 So I could have my moment.

00:10:48.740 That's class, bro.

00:10:50.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:50.640 I love that. 1.00

00:10:51.540 That shit was so much fun, man. 1.00

00:10:53.760 Yeah, you think about just... 1.00

00:10:55.840 Do you have friends from high school anymore?

00:10:57.340 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:57.900 That you keep in touch with?

00:10:58.920 Yep, I still got actually a pretty decent amount.

00:11:01.700 I've always done a good job of, like, trying to call and connect every now and then

00:11:04.860 and just see what's up, you know, with folks.

00:11:06.740 But, or from, definitely from high school.

00:11:08.760 And, yeah, so I keep in contact pretty decently with some of them.

00:11:11.780 Who's your oldest friend?

00:11:13.200 My buddy.

00:11:13.800 Do you have somebody, like, from...

00:11:15.060 My buddy Scott, from where we was, like, in second grade or whatever.

00:11:18.760 Oh, wow.

00:11:19.400 This went to his wedding.

00:11:20.280 He had a destination wedding.

00:11:21.760 Oh.

00:11:23.400 Yeah.

00:11:24.060 We're on the same page.

00:11:26.040 You mean a forced vacation for you?

00:11:29.820 It is, yeah.

00:11:31.820 Yeah.

00:11:32.000 And then some people can't be there, you know, and then they feel bummed out about it.

00:11:35.980 For sure, because somebody had to miss it.

00:11:37.260 And then both people feel bad, yeah.

00:11:38.640 Yeah.

00:11:39.200 There's two different, you know, schools of thought about it, you know, but...

00:11:42.520 Because the other school of thought is what?

00:11:44.360 Like, it's like you're making a memory for everybody that can make it.

00:11:47.000 Right.

00:11:47.100 And you're making it more of, like, an event.

00:11:48.460 And you're spending your money.

00:11:49.260 You might as well get this big memory out of it instead of being at a, you know, a hall

00:11:54.240 hitting the Queens, you know, and spending all this money.

00:11:57.940 But for me, we almost did it.

00:12:00.780 But I just, at the end of the day, I feel like it's a big ask.

00:12:04.100 Yeah.

00:12:04.460 Yeah.

00:12:04.940 Did you ever renew your vows?

00:12:07.140 So after we got back together, my wife and I, we were thinking about doing that.

00:12:10.220 And then we just...

00:12:10.680 Did you guys get divorced or no?

00:12:11.800 No, we just got separated.

00:12:12.720 You got separated?

00:12:13.040 Separated for two years.

00:12:14.200 And then...

00:12:14.480 Oh, wow.

00:12:14.860 That's a long time.

00:12:15.420 Yeah, it's a long time.

00:12:16.720 Yeah.

00:12:17.400 Wow.

00:12:17.800 Yeah.

00:12:18.140 I had never lived alone.

00:12:20.080 So I was 47 years old for my first time living alone in an apartment.

00:12:23.280 Did you get an apartment?

00:12:24.120 An apartment.

00:12:24.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:25.280 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:12:26.060 No, if you... 1.00

00:12:26.720 Look, if you and your wife get separated, you have to get an apartment.

00:12:29.260 You gotta get an apartment.

00:12:29.740 You can't get a house, dude.

00:12:30.560 You can't get a house, no.

00:12:31.460 You're in the...

00:12:32.060 You're in the tension.

00:12:32.940 You're like, you're getting there.

00:12:34.200 No, that's what...

00:12:34.720 That was actually the reason kind of like why we got back together was I had put a bid in on a

00:12:40.640 house because it was like, okay, this is not happening.

00:12:43.400 And I was like, I'm a grown man.

00:12:44.600 I'm not going to live in this apartment.

00:12:45.800 I needed a yard.

00:12:46.680 I had my dogs.

00:12:47.340 I'm like, I just didn't want...

00:12:48.740 There was a fire drill in my building.

00:12:50.240 I'm outside at 1130 in my robe.

00:12:52.340 And so I was like, are you Joe from my practice?

00:12:53.720 I'm like, get the hell.

00:12:54.420 Like, this is my life right now.

00:12:55.660 So I was like, yeah.

00:12:56.500 So I put a bid on a house and I didn't get it.

00:12:59.280 Could you imagine you're going to the fire drill of your building and Joe is there in

00:13:04.120 his bathrobe?

00:13:05.520 I was like...

00:13:06.080 With how many dogs?

00:13:06.900 I have two dogs in my arms.

00:13:07.740 Like Cruella Joville? 1.00

00:13:09.440 You're just out there with a fucking million pups? 0.99

00:13:11.760 So it was like, yeah, so it was rough. 0.99

00:13:13.100 And then, so then I put a bid on a house and I didn't get it.

00:13:16.620 And then I was like, oh, I had to look at another house.

00:13:18.120 And I said to her, I was like, oh, what about...

00:13:19.880 I was like, I'm looking at this house.

00:13:20.900 It wasn't too far from the kids.

00:13:22.280 And she just went, do you want to get back together?

00:13:23.960 And I just instantly, I just went, yeah, do you?

00:13:25.960 And she goes, yeah.

00:13:27.020 And that was the first time we said it out loud.

00:13:28.640 We both weren't thinking we were going to.

00:13:30.320 We reflected on it after.

00:13:32.260 And it was just that moment.

00:13:33.280 And we just, we were in a...

00:13:34.740 I was doing a dog event in the city and we were waiting in a hotel room for the dogs to be ready.

00:13:38.220 She was napping.

00:13:38.760 I was working.

00:13:39.280 And then we just started talking for like four hours.

00:13:41.940 Wow.

00:13:42.280 And then I said, okay, let's give it a couple of months.

00:13:43.620 I'm not going to move back home.

00:13:44.500 Let's make sure it sticks.

00:13:45.240 Make sure we want to do it.

00:13:46.320 And it did.

00:13:46.960 Well, it worked out.

00:13:47.640 So then I came back home.

00:13:48.780 But living alone was like so weird.

00:13:50.780 I didn't even like hang stuff on the walls.

00:13:52.280 It was so sad.

00:13:53.280 It was like those white, freshly painted sheet rock.

00:13:56.300 Oh, yeah.

00:13:57.280 Like I hung like one picture and then I was like, I don't even know if I like that there.

00:14:00.340 You know, it was just like, it felt like you had to.

00:14:02.100 Went on Wayfair and I bought a bunch of like discount furniture.

00:14:04.980 And I go to the house, there's all the nice furniture and everything.

00:14:09.600 You're like, hey, at least let me come back and shower.

00:14:11.780 Yeah.

00:14:12.560 You got that good loofah.

00:14:16.200 Wow.

00:14:16.640 And what did you, right after you guys decided, okay, we're going to do that.

00:14:19.320 Did y'all go eat somewhere or something?

00:14:20.600 We did.

00:14:21.040 We had dinner that next, well, we always, I always went to the house for dinner.

00:14:24.720 The kids didn't know any sort of disruption.

00:14:26.980 So that was always good.

00:14:27.860 I was always at the house having dinner, family dinner.

00:14:29.920 I was always still very involved.

00:14:31.580 The kids didn't really know anything.

00:14:32.940 Because at the time, they're nine and seven now.

00:14:34.700 So they were between, you know, six and eight or whatever.

00:14:37.720 And the next night we went to one of our favorite restaurants in town.

00:14:42.400 And we just had a nice date night and it was nice.

00:14:45.540 And then we went away, just the two of us.

00:14:48.320 And for a night up at this farm in upstate New York.

00:14:51.760 And just all worked out.

00:14:53.120 You know, it was a lot of conversations.

00:14:54.760 Yeah.

00:14:54.920 A lot of hard stuff you got to talk through.

00:14:56.120 A lot of forgiveness and talking about, you know.

00:14:59.380 So I think the biggest thing always is in any relationship, you always, especially with

00:15:03.120 your significant other, you always think it's your soulmate and you know what they're

00:15:05.480 thinking.

00:15:05.900 And you just don't.

00:15:07.120 Like people, as well as somebody, you just have to say it.

00:15:09.240 So we just started talking.

00:15:10.420 And it just opened up everything, you know.

00:15:12.700 Dude, the craziest thing is how hard it is to say stuff, even if like you're with the

00:15:17.700 person, you're married.

00:15:18.640 It's like, and they would rather you probably say it so you can get to the next part.

00:15:23.500 All right. 0.99

00:15:23.920 But we just hold the fucking words. 1.00

00:15:26.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:15:26.160 And then you get mad that they don't know what you're thinking.

00:15:27.920 That was the funniest thing.

00:15:28.480 I used to say that to our time.

00:15:29.260 I said, you get mad because I don't know what you're thinking.

00:15:31.200 I have no, I'll admit, I don't know what you're thinking.

00:15:33.700 I'll never know.

00:15:34.500 Yeah.

00:15:34.680 You know, so that's like the biggest thing I found in relationship is really, as we

00:15:38.300 started to like get through it again, it's like, just say what you're feeling.

00:15:41.600 Life's too short, man.

00:15:42.280 Just say what you're feeling.

00:15:43.500 Just say, I wish your legs were longer.

00:15:45.440 Longer.

00:15:45.760 Just get longer legs.

00:15:47.140 How'd you know?

00:15:47.680 Did she tell you that was the thing?

00:15:48.740 She's like, Joe, I wish you were five.

00:15:50.400 I wish you were six foot, man.

00:15:51.900 You had longer legs.

00:15:52.920 No, I, yeah, I don't know. 0.98

00:15:56.340 I mean, that shit's all that stuff's complicated, man, but that's awesome, man. 0.97

00:15:59.860 Congrats. 0.98

00:16:00.240 So that feels good then.

00:16:01.260 Yeah.

00:16:01.640 So you got the family back on track.

00:16:03.320 Got back on track, baby.

00:16:04.280 I'm a dad.

00:16:05.100 I'm a real dad, like, which is nice.

00:16:06.760 I feel really tight with the kids.

00:16:08.660 Good partner.

00:16:09.520 It's all, it all feels good now.

00:16:10.840 Yeah.

00:16:11.220 Yeah.

00:16:11.400 And creatively, I'm doing everything that's good.

00:16:13.140 You know, it feels nice to be able to dabble in different stuff.

00:16:16.520 Did you, oh, your kids came to the special.

00:16:18.300 Cause I saw them, you give them like a hug for you on stage.

00:16:20.780 Yeah.

00:16:20.960 They gave me the microphone before.

00:16:22.260 Oh, they gave me the mic.

00:16:23.680 One, you gave a hug and one, you gave a high five.

00:16:25.460 Yeah.

00:16:25.620 I gave the high five to my son.

00:16:26.820 He was super, he was super nervous.

00:16:28.500 So he was just like, yeah, he's cute.

00:16:29.840 He's, she is like me, dude.

00:16:31.380 She's comes out for a bow.

00:16:33.160 She loves it all.

00:16:33.880 Like she's all about it.

00:16:34.980 My son is a little bit more of a wallflower, but he really likes to laugh and to make me

00:16:39.260 laugh.

00:16:39.800 And we do like fun.

00:16:41.160 Oh, there, that's the, that was a thing.

00:16:43.540 Oh, good.

00:16:44.680 So yeah, that's the kids.

00:16:46.340 So the, you know, yeah, Mark.

00:16:49.660 Yeah.

00:16:49.780 He's my, he's my tour manager.

00:16:50.880 So he's on tour with me.

00:16:51.420 But then, yeah, this is my, my, my daughter and my son there.

00:16:54.280 Oh, that's awesome.

00:16:54.980 And yeah, he's really excited.

00:16:55.800 I gave him a little.

00:16:56.360 Oh, you gave him a hug.

00:16:57.180 Sorry.

00:16:57.440 Yeah.

00:16:57.600 I mean, you didn't.

00:16:58.320 Yeah.

00:16:58.580 Yeah.

00:16:58.800 I love my son.

00:16:59.560 Don't try to.

00:17:00.700 I already see the clip.

00:17:01.740 Jonah's 11.

00:17:02.420 Son.

00:17:03.340 Flitting hairs, dude.

00:17:05.400 I'm sorry.

00:17:06.740 Starting to start your drama.

00:17:08.340 I was trying to remember that.

00:17:09.520 Yeah, dude.

00:17:10.200 Jiggy was there.

00:17:10.980 That's awesome.

00:17:11.860 Yeah.

00:17:11.940 Yeah.

00:17:12.160 He's with me all the time.

00:17:12.860 He's on my new tour with me.

00:17:13.980 He's my feature.

00:17:14.820 He comes with me the whole time.

00:17:15.640 Hell yeah.

00:17:16.000 He's so funny.

00:17:16.840 He has one of the best stories.

00:17:18.600 I don't know if he turned it into a show, into a stage bit.

00:17:21.400 It's like he met a girl on an airplane, right?

00:17:24.220 So he's on an airplane.

00:17:25.740 He's sitting next to like this beautiful Brazilian, Brazilian girl.

00:17:30.200 He said, and like the plane kept getting delayed or whatever.

00:17:34.620 Finally, they get them all off the plane and it's like midnight.

00:17:36.820 They're not going to leave till the next day.

00:17:38.240 And the girl's like, you can come stay with me or whatever, you know, or at least she says

00:17:42.940 she could have said goodbye in Brazilian, but that's how he took it.

00:17:46.680 Yeah.

00:17:47.000 Yeah.

00:17:47.080 So he's like, she's like, why is this guy in my car?

00:17:50.820 He's following her out of the airport.

00:17:53.320 Her grandmother comes and picks her up.

00:17:55.440 Right.

00:17:56.160 So now they are all the, the, this girl he just met stay at the grandmother's house and

00:18:02.680 they just had, it was like a big studio.

00:18:04.320 So they're sleep in one bed all together and they watched, um, I can't, I think they

00:18:10.520 watched Saving Private Ryan, which is a real warming, romantic story.

00:18:16.000 It's like the house in like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where everybody sleeps in

00:18:18.820 the same room in the same bed.

00:18:20.440 It's all the old kid and all the parents.

00:18:22.280 Oh yeah.

00:18:22.540 With grandpa Joe or whatever.

00:18:23.900 Grandpa Joe is there.

00:18:24.360 Yeah.

00:18:24.820 Oh, that's hysterical.

00:18:26.300 And then, yeah.

00:18:26.920 Cause I think he thought he was going to go to this kind of romantic night and then he

00:18:30.100 just stayed in there all.

00:18:31.520 Yeah.

00:18:31.640 And I guess something else occurred, but it was pretty unbelievable.

00:18:35.060 But yeah, that story is great.

00:18:37.740 He met the family already though.

00:18:38.920 Oh yeah.

00:18:39.240 That's good.

00:18:39.860 Yeah.

00:18:39.960 And they, oh, he said that they had popcorn and then, uh, yeah.

00:18:43.520 And then I guess they all fell asleep.

00:18:47.780 He, oh, could you imagine being somebody who came home from work and that's where you see

00:18:51.580 they like, what they, where they pick up this straggler.

00:18:54.500 He's the best to go on tour.

00:18:55.640 He's just a bundle of joy and like energy.

00:18:58.340 He's just so positive and fun.

00:19:00.700 Like we click really well on that, but he gets like, we make fun of him because, uh,

00:19:04.820 Steve Burns on the road with us a lot too.

00:19:06.440 And we love to watch him eat when he's hungry because he literally, if you, he doesn't know

00:19:10.480 you're watching him.

00:19:11.120 I'm not even kidding.

00:19:11.860 Theo, he'll go like, excited to eat.

00:19:15.680 And he'll be like doing them.

00:19:16.620 And he moves his hands and you just watch him.

00:19:18.900 He's just like a little kid for the first time.

00:19:20.640 I'm like apple pie.

00:19:21.520 Like, it's so funny.

00:19:22.980 I'm like, dude, you're a grown adult, man.

00:19:24.800 You have a child.

00:19:25.640 Like, what are you doing?

00:19:27.620 He gets so excited.

00:19:29.040 Yeah.

00:19:29.520 Yeah.

00:19:29.920 He's classic, man.

00:19:31.140 He's so funny.

00:19:31.820 Yeah.

00:19:31.980 His energy is some of the best energy to be around.

00:19:34.000 Yeah.

00:19:34.240 For sure.

00:19:34.840 For sure.

00:19:35.760 Um, yeah.

00:19:37.660 What was going to, Oh, Dikembe Mutombo died.

00:19:39.640 Do you see that?

00:19:40.300 No.

00:19:40.680 Did he?

00:19:41.280 Yeah.

00:19:41.700 Oh no.

00:19:42.540 When?

00:19:44.280 He just died.

00:19:45.080 Brain cancer.

00:19:47.080 That's young.

00:19:47.860 That is young.

00:19:48.460 58.

00:19:49.780 Dikembe Mutombo Hall of Fame finger wagging center.

00:19:52.420 Yeah.

00:19:52.560 He did that.

00:19:53.240 Remember?

00:19:53.500 With the big finger.

00:19:54.280 Yeah.

00:19:54.400 He kind of gave, uh, I wonder if after he did that, is that when they came out with those

00:19:58.920 finger things or not?

00:20:00.260 You know?

00:20:00.400 No, I think those are, I think those were where number ones.

00:20:02.380 I think that's where that comes from.

00:20:03.460 Oh, I see.

00:20:04.260 But I think people started using it and as it wasn't intended.

00:20:07.060 Yeah.

00:20:07.480 This was not for this.

00:20:08.440 This was for.

00:20:09.080 Yeah.

00:20:09.380 This was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not.

00:20:13.340 Yeah.

00:20:14.000 Yeah.

00:20:14.320 Dude.

00:20:14.680 He had that.

00:20:15.360 That was why finger wag.

00:20:16.720 Yeah.

00:20:16.940 That's funny that that becomes like your thing.

00:20:19.160 Yeah.

00:20:19.600 Yeah.

00:20:19.980 But then you have to do it all the time.

00:20:21.740 Right.

00:20:21.880 People are waiting for it.

00:20:22.740 Yeah.

00:20:23.100 People are always like taking photos and people are like, can you do the.

00:20:25.720 Yeah.

00:20:25.840 Could you do this?

00:20:26.520 Yeah.

00:20:26.840 It's like me getting yelled, Larry.

00:20:30.040 What do you get asked the most?

00:20:31.180 Do you think when people want to take a picture with you or like when, when people see you,

00:20:34.760 what is like the thing that they.

00:20:36.000 What's Bobby Lee like?

00:20:37.340 Yeah.

00:20:37.800 So you get all the time, right?

00:20:39.200 Yeah.

00:20:39.540 Tell me about Bobby Lee.

00:20:40.640 Is he real?

00:20:41.260 Is it real?

00:20:42.480 They'll say, they'll call him an it. 0.88

00:20:44.140 And I'm like, that's crazy.

00:20:45.120 Are they referring to Bobby with that?

00:20:48.020 I don't know.

00:20:49.240 Some, a lot of people don't believe in like people of the Orient, but, and also look at

00:20:54.040 the guy.

00:20:54.420 I mean, there's, you know, there's definitely 50 shades of Chez Juan right here.

00:20:59.500 So there's a lot going on.

00:21:02.040 Then after we got to interview Trump, I get asked about that a lot.

00:21:04.640 Oh yeah, for sure.

00:21:05.400 Just what it was like to be there or something.

00:21:07.220 We got to go up to Bedminster, New Jersey.

00:21:08.640 That was nice up there.

00:21:09.540 Yeah.

00:21:09.840 I think I talked to you when, when I saw you, there was just the rumblings that you might

00:21:13.300 have been able to sit with them.

00:21:14.100 And I think you told me, you were like, dude, it's crazy.

00:21:15.860 I might be able to do it.

00:21:17.260 So that had to be a wild experience.

00:21:18.740 Yeah.

00:21:18.940 It was crazy.

00:21:19.520 Yeah.

00:21:19.680 It was definitely a long time to come together.

00:21:20.880 I imagine it wasn't like a.

00:21:22.260 It was kind of on and off and then it was just on.

00:21:24.820 Yeah.

00:21:25.560 You know, but it was definitely interesting.

00:21:28.220 Don't think, don't think, uh, I didn't notice you put on a suit jacket.

00:21:31.960 Thanks, dude.

00:21:33.340 You put on a jacket.

00:21:34.540 Yeah.

00:21:34.680 I appreciate it.

00:21:35.320 I think it's been at two funerals and one presidential interview, brother.

00:21:39.540 It's a famous jacket, man.

00:21:42.020 So it's on its way up, bro.

00:21:43.520 There you go.

00:21:44.360 Yeah.

00:21:44.580 Dikembe had that thing.

00:21:45.700 Dude, which finger, what finger is used for different stuff the most do you think?

00:21:48.800 This is for.

00:21:49.560 Yeah.

00:21:49.740 This is always good.

00:21:50.600 And this is always bad, right?

00:21:51.900 This is good.

00:21:52.540 This is bad.

00:21:53.100 This one is.

00:21:54.940 So yeah, if this is bad.

00:21:56.420 This is, this is never good.

00:21:57.660 This could be bad when it thumbs down.

00:21:59.020 Yeah.

00:21:59.400 I think every, every finger has a personality.

00:22:01.820 Kind of for sure.

00:22:02.720 Yeah.

00:22:02.860 Right.

00:22:03.080 So you could use this for that. 0.89

00:22:04.360 This is, this is kind of, this is probably the most useless, right? 0.56

00:22:07.280 The ring finger.

00:22:08.000 Well, unless you.

00:22:08.760 When you were a little kid, this became a big cause you'd be like, I'm not giving you

00:22:11.740 the finger.

00:22:12.420 Oh, that's true.

00:22:13.320 You would hide it.

00:22:14.360 You'd hide it.

00:22:14.680 Like, oh, I'm just kidding.

00:22:15.340 But this one is also the ring finger.

00:22:16.940 So it also is like.

00:22:18.280 Signifies.

00:22:18.720 Yeah.

00:22:19.220 Someone has claimed you.

00:22:20.640 Yeah.

00:22:20.840 You're locked in.

00:22:21.800 Or you've been claimed.

00:22:22.120 Yeah.

00:22:22.340 You're owned.

00:22:23.840 Yeah.

00:22:24.220 This, this is for hitchhiking too.

00:22:26.400 Used to be.

00:22:27.140 Hitchhiking.

00:22:27.420 The thumb has the most versatile.

00:22:28.520 I think hitchhiking.

00:22:29.820 You're the best. 1.00

00:22:30.680 Kill them. 1.00

00:22:31.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:31.720 Kill them. 1.00

00:22:32.100 Right. 1.00

00:22:32.240 Murder.

00:22:32.580 This is a murder indicator.

00:22:34.400 Straight murder.

00:22:34.960 What are we doing here?

00:22:38.760 This is a parenting hack I heard from somebody.

00:22:40.860 Thumbs up.

00:22:41.000 Teach your kids.

00:22:41.820 Because a lot of times your kids are like far away if they're scared or something.

00:22:45.420 Teach them to give you a thumbs up if they're okay or a thumbs down if they're not.

00:22:48.200 Because if you can't see them or, you know, if you only can see them, you can't hear them.

00:22:51.160 Yeah.

00:22:51.440 So I had my daughter on top of like this huge slide down where I was by a playground.

00:22:55.020 And I was like scared for her life.

00:22:56.320 I'm like, okay.

00:22:57.000 And she's like.

00:22:57.460 And then she went. 0.54

00:22:58.180 And I was like, okay, crazy.

00:22:59.180 Yeah.

00:23:00.260 Oh, and then you do this thing.

00:23:01.160 Right.

00:23:01.300 This thing.

00:23:01.860 That means help me.

00:23:02.420 I'm being.

00:23:02.940 I'm taking.

00:23:03.480 Call Liam Neeson.

00:23:04.220 Right.

00:23:04.420 That means like I need.

00:23:05.120 That's what that means.

00:23:05.860 Yeah.

00:23:05.940 This is like, this is the thing.

00:23:06.960 Like if somebody goes, yo, there's like the wink back in the day.

00:23:09.540 Like something's up.

00:23:10.260 If somebody does this to me.

00:23:11.800 I'm waving back.

00:23:13.060 I'm like, you're so cute.

00:23:15.800 It's like a puppet show.

00:23:16.960 Yeah.

00:23:17.120 I'm leaving, dude.

00:23:18.500 Yeah.

00:23:18.520 Yeah.

00:23:19.420 Dang, brother.

00:23:20.300 Yeah.

00:23:20.480 I can't believe that, man.

00:23:21.900 I can't believe that we only get five fingers.

00:23:23.980 Have you ever been so mad that you double barreled somebody with a double like FU?

00:23:28.760 Like that's a, that's a different level of getting somebody angry that they're like, I need both

00:23:32.640 hands.

00:23:32.980 Well, if you do this, this, and then you're a wreck too.

00:23:35.720 It's a third.

00:23:36.220 If you hit them with that.

00:23:37.540 I've only done that once.

00:23:38.680 I don't like to talk about it.

00:23:41.080 These are just predecessors.

00:23:42.540 You know what I'm saying?

00:23:43.480 That it's the big finale.

00:23:44.840 Yeah.

00:23:45.000 That is the big finale.

00:23:46.000 Yeah.

00:23:46.220 The double guns.

00:23:47.060 I call that.

00:23:47.520 Right.

00:23:47.900 I wonder if in every culture, that means if every culture of people that's like world,

00:23:53.040 like all over, like if you were in like the jungles of Zimbabwe or something and

00:23:57.200 you saw it and you were angry at some dude, some guy popped out and surprised you.

00:24:00.140 We thought you were a, like a, um, a warthog.

00:24:03.180 Yeah.

00:24:03.380 A warthog or something. 0.93

00:24:04.200 He tries to stab you with his stick or whatever.

00:24:06.140 And you'd be like, ah, you didn't get me. 0.93

00:24:08.420 And then he high fives it.

00:24:09.600 You're like, wait, what does this mean?

00:24:10.560 It's good.

00:24:11.000 He's like, got you.

00:24:11.740 The high five and stuff too.

00:24:13.060 Like all those gestures, they all come from somewhere, which is so weird.

00:24:15.800 Right.

00:24:16.360 The high five is kind of crazy.

00:24:18.460 But dude was like, Hey man.

00:24:20.140 Yeah.

00:24:21.620 Hit it.

00:24:22.140 That was good.

00:24:23.020 That was good.

00:24:23.960 Yeah.

00:24:24.360 Just smack my hand. 0.93

00:24:25.260 Just smack my hand. 0.93

00:24:26.660 Cause that feels not even that cool.

00:24:29.940 Just when we did it now, it felt weird, right?

00:24:31.740 Yeah.

00:24:31.980 Cause it wasn't, it was very soft.

00:24:33.940 You got to really do it.

00:24:35.240 Yeah.

00:24:35.760 Glenn Burke, a former outfielder for the Los Angeles daughters is credit,

00:24:39.280 credited with inventing the high five during a game against the Houston Astros.

00:24:43.280 It was October 2nd, 1977.

00:24:46.200 Wow.

00:24:46.960 So I'm only one year older than the high five.

00:24:49.340 Wow.

00:24:49.740 When he ran toward home plate and raised his hand,

00:24:51.640 agreed a teammate who had just rounded the base after a home run.

00:24:54.520 Wait, so why did I give it to him?

00:24:55.680 Who's a teammate?

00:24:56.240 Cause he just had his hand up.

00:24:57.200 He was just doing a hand in the air.

00:24:59.180 The guy who high five Glenn Burke.

00:25:01.460 Oh, is Glenn Burke the guy that did it?

00:25:02.820 That's crazy. 0.98

00:25:03.460 One guy was a white supremacist. 0.92

00:25:04.820 And then he came by and said, you know what?

00:25:06.560 He ran into it.

00:25:07.120 He was waving to his grandmother in the stands.

00:25:09.600 He's like, Hey mom.

00:25:10.440 He's like, Hey, your whites are so am I.

00:25:12.840 Let's make it happen.

00:25:15.000 That's crazy.

00:25:15.700 That is crazy.

00:25:16.460 The high five, dude.

00:25:18.060 Yeah.

00:25:18.380 The fist bump, it seems.

00:25:19.500 Do you ever get the aggressive fist bump where somebody just fights your fist?

00:25:22.400 They don't know how to, they just punch you in the hand.

00:25:24.860 Cause like you meet a lot of people, right?

00:25:25.940 You don't always want to be touching people and stuff, right?

00:25:27.400 You're like, Oh, fist bump.

00:25:28.160 Sometimes you'll do fist bump.

00:25:29.280 And then people just come in to you and hit you hard.

00:25:31.300 Like they just punch your hand.

00:25:32.840 Oh yeah.

00:25:33.200 Sometimes people will keep pushing against your hand.

00:25:35.360 Like push your back.

00:25:36.380 Yeah.

00:25:36.660 You trying to move me?

00:25:37.440 What am I doing?

00:25:38.140 Yeah.

00:25:38.260 But yeah.

00:25:39.080 And also people have, a lot of people have sweaty, wet hands now.

00:25:42.720 Yeah.

00:25:43.060 It's a thing.

00:25:43.940 Oh, it's gotten way worse.

00:25:45.380 And when I was a kid, everybody's hands were dry, right?

00:25:47.540 Like, you know, sometimes you'd see like some facial sweat or somebody with like, who never

00:25:52.440 shaved their neck.

00:25:53.340 They'd have like a lot of sweat and hair on their neck or whatever.

00:25:55.860 But you didn't see people's hands just, you know.

00:25:59.960 Shopping.

00:26:00.320 Yeah.

00:26:01.100 The worst is when you're done with it, now this is your sweat that I have on my hand.

00:26:04.380 What am I going to do with it?

00:26:05.260 Am I going to ruin my pants?

00:26:06.520 Am I finding a piece of furniture?

00:26:07.920 Like you have to figure out where to put it.

00:26:09.700 Yeah.

00:26:10.040 They don't give you any direction that's like, hey, here's some wet me.

00:26:14.100 This is your problem now.

00:26:16.880 This is some wet me that you have to deal with. 0.85

00:26:19.060 Yeah.

00:26:20.600 One little wet me. 0.71

00:26:21.720 Dude, somebody said that Pharrell, the singer, had really dry hands.

00:26:29.400 Dry.

00:26:29.940 Somebody told me that once.

00:26:30.900 I remember that.

00:26:31.820 That he wasn't like, he wasn't sweaty or was it dry to the fact that it was like, you

00:26:36.080 felt it.

00:26:36.500 It was like sandpaper.

00:26:37.040 Yeah.

00:26:37.240 Like, wow.

00:26:37.680 Oh, yeah.

00:26:38.200 Very dry hands.

00:26:39.740 It could be from mixing those albums or whatever.

00:26:42.420 It gets calluses.

00:26:43.380 Yeah.

00:26:43.860 That could be it.

00:26:44.700 He works with his hands.

00:26:45.680 Yeah.

00:26:45.940 That's a good point, man.

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00:29:20.460 What a day, man.

00:29:23.180 What else is going on?

00:29:24.640 Those storms, dude.

00:29:26.180 It's so heartbreaking.

00:29:27.020 I know, I know.

00:29:28.380 I had a show in Evans that I had to reschedule.

00:29:30.780 Nuh-uh, did you?

00:29:31.360 Yeah, I got my one off in Savannah.

00:29:34.160 And then Evans won the place, you know, the power.

00:29:37.480 They didn't have power in the theater.

00:29:39.500 Evans, Georgia?

00:29:40.340 Yeah, Evans, Georgia.

00:29:41.500 Oh.

00:29:42.020 Yeah, it was tough down there.

00:29:44.160 And then they were like, you know, we don't have power.

00:29:46.820 I was like, we're not going to do comedy by candlelight.

00:29:48.240 Like, what do we have to do?

00:29:48.860 We have to reschedule it.

00:29:49.720 Yeah.

00:29:50.240 Hear ye!

00:29:50.780 Yeah, I know.

00:29:51.760 But down there, the people are so, like, equipped to handle it and be, like, it's such a community

00:29:58.000 when stuff like that happens down there.

00:29:59.320 It's crazy.

00:29:59.940 Like, because we were there and there was people going, driving over to be like, oh, we're just

00:30:03.460 going to go get, they had, like, family and whatnot.

00:30:05.260 I was talking to somebody at a restaurant and they were like, we got to go pick up my aunt.

00:30:08.400 Like, they just, like, know what to do and they're just ready for it.

00:30:11.380 It was.

00:30:12.040 Yeah, people in the South, they're really dialed in with their families.

00:30:14.580 You know, being close with your family is like, it's one of the main things.

00:30:18.120 Yeah.

00:30:18.400 You know, and everybody has a truck.

00:30:20.000 Everybody wants to help out.

00:30:21.440 Everybody has a truck.

00:30:22.500 Yeah.

00:30:22.920 That's so different.

00:30:23.900 You know, down there, everybody's got, yeah, Kenney, he's got, call Tim, he's got the,

00:30:26.860 you know, cousin Tim's got it.

00:30:28.060 He's got the truck.

00:30:28.840 People are like, I don't know one person with a pickup truck in New York.

00:30:31.420 Yeah.

00:30:31.780 I don't know one person. 0.83

00:30:33.640 People are like, I'll fucking help out right now. 0.90

00:30:35.560 What do you need me to do? 0.98

00:30:36.200 Everybody knows CPR or knows a fireman that says he knows CPR.

00:30:40.440 CPR, and then when he has to prove it, it's a problem.

00:30:43.600 He's just blown in this guy's face.

00:30:46.800 I was in a situation where somebody was choking on, I had to, I jumped into action.

00:30:51.940 Nuh-uh.

00:30:52.360 Yeah.

00:30:52.780 Our tour manager, our tour manager had this, we didn't know he had this.

00:30:57.280 Where are we all eating at?

00:30:58.440 No, he was signing, we were doing the settlement down at the, we were in the hotel ballroom.

00:31:05.740 One of the things at the hotel, like we had a little room and he was signing the check

00:31:09.000 to pay us for the weekend.

00:31:10.440 And, and he had had this condition when he coughed, he would lose his breath and just

00:31:15.420 like pass out.

00:31:16.100 But we didn't know that.

00:31:16.920 So we started coughing and he was talking through it.

00:31:18.800 Right.

00:31:18.940 So it's me, Sal and Murray and he's coughing.

00:31:20.920 He's like, and he just goes, and he just shuts down.

00:31:26.160 And so I'm sitting next to him on one side, Murray's on the other.

00:31:28.760 And Murray just starts shaking.

00:31:29.520 He goes, his guy's name was Jeff.

00:31:30.720 He's like, Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.

00:31:32.280 So I hopped up and I was like, all right, I got to do something.

00:31:34.740 But I didn't do the highlight.

00:31:35.880 I did like an over the shoulder, like seatbelt, like, and I just started like shaking him,

00:31:40.100 trying to wake him up.

00:31:41.480 Sal ran over and it was at the Hoyt Sherman, near the Hoyt Sherman theater.

00:31:44.860 And he ran and grabbed the phone that was connected to the bell desk.

00:31:49.000 And he was like, call 911 instead of calling 911.

00:31:52.140 He yelled at the phone and I'm hugging him.

00:31:54.400 And then all of a sudden he just came back to life.

00:31:56.000 And he's like, oh, and I'm over his shoulder.

00:31:58.260 And he goes, did it happen again?

00:31:59.880 And we're like, what are you talking about, dude?

00:32:01.540 Yeah, so I had no skills.

00:32:03.880 The only person that had any skills was Q because he was a fireman and he was in bed.

00:32:07.620 So we couldn't even help.

00:32:09.320 Hey, that's typical fireman, dude.

00:32:11.280 If there ain't a fire, dude.

00:32:12.900 I'm asleep.

00:32:13.440 Put a hot dog in my jaw and I'm going to sleep, dude.

00:32:17.120 Done.

00:32:17.760 Yeah.

00:32:18.240 So I'm not equipped for any of that emergency stuff.

00:32:20.780 Yeah, that's scary, dude.

00:32:22.220 We had one time, me and my buddy Scotty, the same guy I was talking about earlier,

00:32:26.300 we'd eaten some LSD, right?

00:32:28.500 And we were children, man.

00:32:30.620 And so we went, we got to the Waffle House, you know, and we were so excited.

00:32:39.980 You know, it was like 4 a.m.

00:32:40.880 We're at the Waffle House.

00:32:42.640 And there was, and we were laughing so hard, dude.

00:32:45.760 We had the giggles so hard.

00:32:48.120 And they had a gay gentleman working there, right?

00:32:52.840 And we'd never seen a gay gentleman.

00:32:54.200 You'd heard about it or seen drawings of like a guy like grabbing somebody's wing or something,

00:32:58.640 see somebody chisel that into like a tree or into like a side of a bridge or something.

00:33:02.240 But we'd never seen like a gay gentleman in the real life.

00:33:04.000 In the wild.

00:33:04.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:04.980 Yeah.

00:33:05.300 In the wild, dude.

00:33:06.380 And in the wildest place on earth, bro. 0.99

00:33:09.740 The fucking halfway house that has a waffle maker, you know? 0.99

00:33:13.720 So we're in there, dude. 1.00

00:33:16.200 And he's like being real, like, he had like as much gay as you could have inside of somebody, 0.96

00:33:21.840 like for his frame or whatever. 0.88

00:33:24.100 And you could just see it kind of bubbling out of his shoulders every now and then, you

00:33:27.520 know?

00:33:28.480 And we were laughing so hard.

00:33:31.820 My buddy Scott, like, when he laughs, he kind of does like this choking thing.

00:33:35.920 So the guy thought that my buddy was choking, dude.

00:33:39.720 So he comes around.

00:33:41.040 To save the day.

00:33:41.780 Yeah.

00:33:42.080 Starts doing that.

00:33:43.580 And my buddy Scott's a little guy. 0.99

00:33:45.040 Starts doing the fucking homic on him, dude. 0.99

00:33:46.880 And I am laughing so hard. 1.00

00:33:51.500 I'm laughing so hard.

00:33:53.280 I remember I had to beat my feet against each other because like just I needed to get more

00:33:58.200 sound out of it.

00:33:59.240 More energy.

00:33:59.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:34:01.120 Dude, he fucking seen a gay guy do the homic. 1.00

00:34:04.020 Bouncing your little friend around. 1.00

00:34:07.140 Thinking he's saving the day.

00:34:08.800 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:09.400 It was just like spumoni on your lap, brother.

00:34:11.660 You know?

00:34:13.180 So that was like a crazy thing that happened, like the first time anybody ever choked by

00:34:18.560 us or something.

00:34:19.320 I've seen people successfully do it.

00:34:21.800 And it's so weird that people don't know what to do.

00:34:23.640 Oh, it's beautiful when people do it well.

00:34:24.460 When people do it well.

00:34:25.420 When they do it well and the piece of the chicken bone just comes flying out or whatever.

00:34:28.380 And then everybody just starts clapping.

00:34:30.380 Yeah.

00:34:30.660 Like it's like the plane landed.

00:34:31.820 It's like everybody's like, yeah.

00:34:33.400 Yeah, like that's so weird to take a lap because you just saved this guy because he

00:34:37.400 didn't chew his filet mignon, you know?

00:34:40.320 Yeah, dude.

00:34:41.080 We had, what was happening?

00:34:43.680 Oh, dude.

00:34:44.220 I was at a hotel in Hawaii and a guy starts choking at the breakfast bar.

00:34:50.760 And it was like, it was a nice breakfast bar.

00:34:52.540 They had like cereal, fruit.

00:34:55.640 Assortment of different styles of eggs.

00:34:57.880 Scrambled, hard-boiled.

00:34:58.860 Yeah, they had a couple of, they had those little, the big silver things.

00:35:02.440 You have to open it up and see what's in it.

00:35:03.820 Oh, surprise.

00:35:05.340 They want to keep you guessing.

00:35:06.780 Yeah.

00:35:06.980 It's like, aloha, what do we got here?

00:35:08.560 And then there's like two of them that just have smoke coming out.

00:35:11.020 There's just like warm water.

00:35:12.000 There's water in it.

00:35:12.700 They're like, oh, we're bringing it back out.

00:35:13.780 We're bringing the ham out.

00:35:14.600 Yeah.

00:35:14.820 You're like, I think, I don't think that anything was ever in here, but they make it look like

00:35:18.580 it was.

00:35:18.660 You're scooping the water out thinking it's something exotic.

00:35:20.700 Like I'm getting out of the water in the hot water.

00:35:22.260 Oh God, I'll have another, honey, give me another bowl.

00:35:28.080 Give me a bowl of that pineapple hot water.

00:35:30.200 That's great.

00:35:31.560 So this guy starts choking and they bring out one of those like divider things where you

00:35:37.620 just like can divide a room, you know, with one of those.

00:35:39.520 And they bring that out.

00:35:40.580 Cause there's like all these tables right there just eating. 0.99

00:35:43.020 And so they bring that out and one guy keeps eating and people are like, quit fucking 0.99

00:35:47.420 eating, dude. 0.99

00:35:48.200 You don't fucking eat in front of a possible death situation. 1.00

00:35:53.180 Like seven feet over. 1.00

00:35:54.980 You can hear this guy like struggling for his life, dude.

00:35:58.600 Right.

00:35:58.980 And this guy's chomping on his cornflakes over here and magic Johnson was there, dude.

00:36:05.440 So at a certain point, and this took a long time, they're trying to revive the guy. 0.97

00:36:08.320 And, um, and so at a certain point, everybody starts looking at magic Johnson, like fucking 0.97

00:36:12.400 do something. 0.99

00:36:13.440 Magic Johnson.

00:36:14.060 Your magic.

00:36:14.720 Yeah.

00:36:15.700 It's in your name.

00:36:16.540 Like just, yeah, go double dribble on his heart or something.

00:36:19.120 Do that.

00:36:19.520 Right.

00:36:19.740 Yeah.

00:36:19.960 Cross over his arteries.

00:36:22.520 Right.

00:36:22.900 Do something. 0.99

00:36:23.860 You can tell him you can't fucking pat him on the back in a special way. 0.99

00:36:26.840 Yeah. 0.98

00:36:27.160 At least give him a hug or something.

00:36:28.840 One more assist.

00:36:30.120 Yeah.

00:36:31.320 And so it got so crazy and then nobody would eat, dude.

00:36:33.940 Cause they, they, they were really like, boom, raging into him and beating on his chest

00:36:38.400 or whatever.

00:36:38.860 And, um, and then finally I, they took him out of there.

00:36:45.700 I don't, I, I, he didn't make it.

00:36:47.600 I know that, but.

00:36:49.920 So that was his last breakfast.

00:36:51.780 It was last breakfast, but at a certain point we'd all sat there and then somebody has to

00:36:56.940 take the first bite.

00:36:57.680 And the guy with the cornflakes is who's laughing now.

00:37:01.600 I didn't miss a step.

00:37:02.640 I'm ready to go.

00:37:03.620 Yeah.

00:37:03.980 Taking the first bite in that situation is rough.

00:37:06.880 Yeah.

00:37:07.480 It just broke my heart, man.

00:37:09.240 Oh.

00:37:10.360 And I was like, I told my day, I was like, we're not doing, do not eat first.

00:37:14.340 Yeah.

00:37:14.860 Yeah.

00:37:15.060 You just wait in.

00:37:15.700 Let magic eat first.

00:37:16.520 Let somebody else.

00:37:16.940 I think everybody looks at magic Johnson in that situation.

00:37:19.120 And I think ceremoniously he should be like, let's eat.

00:37:22.520 It's like your dad at Thanksgiving when he's like, okay, we could do it.

00:37:25.140 Like I've done carving.

00:37:26.280 We could eat.

00:37:26.680 He puts it out.

00:37:29.300 But that was crazy, man.

00:37:30.640 So yeah, I mean, it's crazy because you're in the guy who can, who is magic himself and

00:37:36.760 he could do nothing.

00:37:37.860 Yeah.

00:37:38.460 You know?

00:37:39.380 I think it'd be worse if there was a real magician there.

00:37:42.900 Like if David Blaine was there and they're like, dude, make the chicken bone and his

00:37:46.180 throat disappear.

00:37:47.240 Like make it come out of behind his ear or something, you know?

00:37:50.240 Keep pulling those rags out until there's a piece of chicken in the end. 0.99

00:37:52.900 That's right.

00:37:53.220 At the end, he's got the bone coming out, right?

00:37:55.200 Yeah.

00:37:55.380 I think that'd be tough.

00:37:56.680 Um, yeah, dude, that flooding stuff, it makes me so sad.

00:38:01.100 And it doesn't seem like there's much you can do.

00:38:02.580 You can donate, right?

00:38:03.720 Like I've reached out to a couple of friends to find ways to like do, um, a type of event

00:38:08.420 or something.

00:38:08.860 Cause it looks like it's really bad.

00:38:10.740 Yeah.

00:38:11.140 Yeah.

00:38:11.340 They got, it came in hard, came to the coast, uh, the other side too.

00:38:15.380 Right.

00:38:15.520 It came in Asheville, North Carolina.

00:38:17.440 I mean, look how beautiful that area is too.

00:38:20.040 Yeah.

00:38:20.240 Yeah.

00:38:21.360 Man.

00:38:22.840 And they had alligators too.

00:38:24.140 Did you see those?

00:38:25.520 I've seen an alligator.

00:38:26.500 Yeah.

00:38:26.800 Yeah.

00:38:27.400 But did you see them at this?

00:38:28.880 I haven't seen them there.

00:38:29.980 No.

00:38:30.540 Oh.

00:38:30.620 There we go.

00:38:31.100 Alligator surprise during a hurricane.

00:38:32.880 Like it's not bad enough.

00:38:34.100 Now you're going to have alligators rolling up to your porch. 1.00

00:38:36.540 Yeah.

00:38:36.840 Oh, that's tough, man.

00:38:45.400 Wow. 1.00

00:38:46.280 That's a damn gator, baby. 1.00

00:38:49.360 Well. 1.00

00:38:50.260 And they had two alligators at the mall too.

00:38:51.920 They found that by like an Aeropostale or whatever.

00:38:54.720 They make them into purses. 0.96

00:38:56.220 I have no idea.

00:38:57.000 But also it's like, I guess alligators never, the mall, you, if you're an animal, you never

00:39:01.060 even get to go to the mall.

00:39:02.040 So this is your one shot.

00:39:03.460 Like I'm going to go and see what's on the sail rack.

00:39:06.080 Like I got these little arms.

00:39:07.600 I got to keep myself warm.

00:39:09.180 The props to this guy for seeing that's an alligator.

00:39:11.780 I wouldn't have known that was an alligator, right?

00:39:13.760 That looks just like another piece of debris.

00:39:15.520 I'd have just gone missing.

00:39:16.740 Yeah, for sure.

00:39:17.600 Yeah.

00:39:17.760 An alligator at the mall.

00:39:18.880 Like you have a really long medium, you know?

00:39:21.540 I need, you got a, you have a tailor cause I'm going to need it.

00:39:25.660 Then they go into Lacoste and I think they get a discount.

00:39:29.580 Like my face is all over this place, man.

00:39:32.500 Come on.

00:39:33.100 Come on.

00:39:33.700 I did a, they can't even get up to the counter at like Panda express, you know?

00:39:39.400 He forgot his wallet in the car.

00:39:40.420 He's got to go back.

00:39:41.720 He forgot his wallet, but then he realizes that his tail's made out of one.

00:39:47.260 See an alligator trying to get on the escalator.

00:39:49.060 That'd be a good time.

00:39:50.000 It's like, just like flat, wiggling out.

00:39:53.800 Takes, takes up 16 steps.

00:39:56.160 Yeah.

00:39:56.300 Alligators are crazy.

00:39:57.120 And we're joking guys.

00:39:58.020 Obviously there's a lot of people that are struggling over there, but just trying to bring some laughter to it.

00:40:02.200 For sure.

00:40:03.160 That's the worst.

00:40:03.800 Have you been involved in a big, it's like a tragic environment like that?

00:40:07.320 Like where, did you guys, were you guys in New York or during 9-11?

00:40:09.940 9-11, yeah.

00:40:10.740 Yeah.

00:40:10.940 I live in Staten Island during a time, but I was, you know, New York came together in a way that day there for sure.

00:40:17.580 Yeah.

00:40:17.920 I think 9-11 is the closest I've come to some sort of tragedy like that.

00:40:23.500 Yeah.

00:40:25.420 It's always tough, but I do find always, and I, people always say this, you know, people come together when it's that.

00:40:30.300 Like I find that so true.

00:40:31.340 Don't you?

00:40:31.820 About like human nature shines brightest when it's tragedy, when it's wrapped in tragedy.

00:40:36.180 I think people just come together in a real way and be like, we got to tackle this thing, you know?

00:40:40.160 Yeah, let me help.

00:40:41.500 Let me grill something.

00:40:42.640 Let me help.

00:40:43.220 I got a truck.

00:40:44.000 I got a.

00:40:44.560 But even like you said, like you could donate and all this stuff.

00:40:46.300 I feel like people just really just like come and do stuff, even if they're not there.

00:40:49.880 You know what I mean?

00:40:50.380 It's like just, it's really cool that people do that.

00:40:53.400 And grill.

00:40:54.460 It's cool that people will grill for.

00:40:55.840 Oh, yeah.

00:40:56.520 Let me get a thing to grill for you guys.

00:40:57.240 Isn't that the thing too?

00:40:58.020 Like it's always people send food, right?

00:40:59.840 Even like in a personal tragedy, like I remember when my, when my, my father passed away and they were like, people would send food to the house.

00:41:06.560 Yeah.

00:41:06.740 And my mom was the one that cooked. 0.99

00:41:08.500 And it was like, she's like, no, I still got this.

00:41:10.020 But do you know how to like to pay the electric bill?

00:41:12.180 Oh my God.

00:41:12.900 Does that work?

00:41:13.500 You know what I mean?

00:41:13.900 It's so funny.

00:41:15.360 But food is always such a thing of like, we got to feed these people, right?

00:41:18.880 It's just the thing that people don't want people to have to worry about.

00:41:21.500 Yeah.

00:41:21.760 That's a good point.

00:41:22.600 Yeah.

00:41:23.180 Yeah.

00:41:23.500 It is amazing that the ways that people come together and help each other, even like when

00:41:27.140 you look at people donating organs and stuff, you know?

00:41:29.440 Oh yeah.

00:41:29.840 Are you an organ donor?

00:41:30.960 Uh, yeah, I am.

00:41:32.240 Yeah.

00:41:33.100 Yeah.

00:41:33.320 I would definitely.

00:41:34.460 I wouldn't do it to somebody.

00:41:35.500 This is, these are not good.

00:41:36.960 Really?

00:41:38.280 This is a used car.

00:41:39.460 This is, there's no lemon law.

00:41:40.800 And it's like, we got you a kidney and they're like, from who? 0.99

00:41:43.780 And like, I'm like, ah, shit, who else you got? 0.99

00:41:48.820 Yeah. 0.99

00:41:49.280 If you put it, if you, if you put your ear up to the kidney, they can hear, uh, mer just

00:41:53.840 giving up.

00:41:54.360 Just don't want kidney what to say to the other kidney.

00:41:56.020 Yeah.

00:41:56.220 Yeah.

00:41:56.760 I think everything is just like, I think if it's not my eyes, you don't want it.

00:42:00.440 It's like, he's got a nice set of eyes.

00:42:02.080 Give him his eyes.

00:42:02.940 Get the eyes.

00:42:03.600 Yeah.

00:42:04.220 Yeah.

00:42:04.480 The organ donor thing is, that's so selfless too, but that's so smart if you think about it.

00:42:08.020 Like, I mean, you're not going to use them.

00:42:09.400 What are you doing?

00:42:09.700 Yeah.

00:42:09.820 What are you going to do?

00:42:10.520 Yeah.

00:42:10.680 But then I think part of you wants to always feel whole.

00:42:13.140 It's like, you want to be like, okay, I want to know that when I'm laying there dying,

00:42:16.880 I'm still able to like chill or relax or think or whatever.

00:42:20.320 Right.

00:42:20.620 Because imagine that's the deal.

00:42:22.020 Like you, that's how it all comes down to it.

00:42:24.160 You're still thinking you're laying there and you don't realize it because we don't know

00:42:26.860 what happens.

00:42:27.340 You're just thinking that some guy just stole your leg in the back of a college you didn't

00:42:31.040 go to.

00:42:32.800 This is crazy, dude.

00:42:34.580 I had to get there.

00:42:35.380 Yeah.

00:42:35.960 It's crazy.

00:42:36.680 That'd be pretty wild, man.

00:42:40.040 Yeah.

00:42:40.440 So with the new tour where you go to, so now, now you have to start with the building the

00:42:44.260 new material and stuff, huh?

00:42:45.320 Yes.

00:42:45.520 I got the new tour now.

00:42:46.360 Let's get into it.

00:42:47.000 It's been really fun.

00:42:47.940 I was, I head off for the summer to hang out with the fam and the kids and stuff, which

00:42:51.980 is great.

00:42:52.280 So I finished this in March, the messing with people tour, and now this new one just started

00:42:57.400 in September and it's cool.

00:42:59.360 It's, it's real fun.

00:43:00.240 This is, you know, as a comic, it's, you're nervous about, you're trying to build it and

00:43:03.900 whatnot, but then when you get what your ideas are, I'm a storyteller.

00:43:07.140 So I just like figure out what stories I want to tell, but I'd always talk about sitting

00:43:10.660 alone.

00:43:11.000 Like I was stuck with my thoughts so much where I was thinking about how you end up the person

00:43:14.540 that you are.

00:43:15.040 So my let's get into a tour really is like about how did you end up like this?

00:43:19.120 Cause I started as like a real, we were talking like a geeky kid.

00:43:21.280 Like I used to make tests for my father, like open up the encyclopedias.

00:43:24.820 He would come home and I would have a multiple choice exam from him after his 10 hour day

00:43:28.800 trying to sell life insurance door to door. 0.99

00:43:30.740 I'd be like pop quiz, bitch, like get out of here, you know, like that. 1.00

00:43:34.060 And now I'm this. 0.99

00:43:34.900 So I was always thinking about that.

00:43:36.360 So I just like tell a lot of stories and think about your life.

00:43:39.480 And it's really, it's been really fun.

00:43:41.380 I like this one a lot.

00:43:42.100 I like this one.

00:43:42.720 Yeah.

00:43:43.280 Yeah.

00:43:43.600 It's funny to see how you'll evolve too.

00:43:45.240 And like how your brain will start to think up things that are like a little bit more,

00:43:48.440 you know, just more personal or, you know, like how you get out of just telling jokes

00:43:54.580 and try to like share something, you know, it's kind of fascinating.

00:43:58.340 I think how that kind of works out.

00:44:00.320 You feel like you share more.

00:44:03.180 Well, I mean, you've taught, you talk so much, right?

00:44:05.240 You talk so much with the podcast and everything, right?

00:44:06.960 Do you feel like, do you think about after you, because people get to know you in a real

00:44:12.620 way on when you're, this is you talking.

00:44:14.380 So do you feel like that you have, people know you in a way different way than they would

00:44:18.100 like five years ago if you were just doing standup, you know, does this podcast open

00:44:21.760 up a completely different part, right?

00:44:23.600 Yeah, I think so.

00:44:24.460 Cause we talk about a lot of, I mean, yeah, we, cause sometimes we talk about stuff that's

00:44:29.600 personal or like, you know, I was kind of like a late bloomer, I think, in dealing

00:44:32.960 with like a lot of stuff from when I was young and so I didn't even know that I had still

00:44:37.860 had to deal with, you know, I didn't even know what was going on.

00:44:39.980 So I think I've learned about a lot of that stuff, like even a second, the past five years.

00:44:44.980 And so we'll probably try to share kind of like candidly or sometimes you're talking

00:44:49.000 and you just learn something as you're talking.

00:44:50.620 So like things like that have happened a pretty good bit because a lot of times you get busy

00:44:55.680 with work and then one of the times that I would sit down and kind of be with myself

00:44:59.740 was when I was podcasting.

00:45:01.200 And so you just be sitting there sharing and thinking and then, yeah, sometimes you

00:45:05.760 kind of get into some stuff that's pretty personal.

00:45:07.560 And then, um, yeah, people will come up and say they, man, I could relate to this.

00:45:12.240 Yeah.

00:45:12.360 That's a cool part.

00:45:13.360 Thanks for talking about this or that.

00:45:14.900 I love that.

00:45:15.380 Yeah.

00:45:15.520 That's, that's, what's really cool too.

00:45:17.280 But I've always been associated with a group.

00:45:19.180 So, right.

00:45:19.720 So the past four years is now just me by myself.

00:45:21.860 So it's a little different where you're not, you know, your opinions are like your, your

00:45:25.880 own or your feelings are like your own or whatever.

00:45:27.800 You're not like lumped into a category of just what everybody and you get to, they get

00:45:32.040 to know me.

00:45:32.620 People who started with fans of like jokers are like fans of me, which is, it's really,

00:45:36.100 it's a cool evolution, which are, I really like.

00:45:39.120 And you do that.

00:45:40.000 Yeah.

00:45:40.100 Was it hard to make that?

00:45:41.060 Was it hard to like, were there moments where it was like, man, it's tough to do my own

00:45:45.480 thing or.

00:45:46.540 Yeah.

00:45:46.960 Yeah.

00:45:47.280 Yeah.

00:45:47.580 I think the, well, you're part of such a great legacy.

00:45:50.740 I like, I love that show.

00:45:51.760 It's like playing with three Tom Brady's and then now you're like, yeah, I'm going to go be

00:45:55.180 my own Tom Brady.

00:45:56.820 No, I'll just, I'll do what I was about.

00:45:58.720 I'll play flag football.

00:45:59.640 I'll see how I can do.

00:46:01.000 But I think it's the best part about it was like, I was part of that.

00:46:05.160 And I don't shy away from that.

00:46:06.120 Cause you find people like when they talk to you, like, oh, you know, I love you and

00:46:09.200 you're like afraid to talk to me about jokers, but I'm like, that's my, like, I mean, I'm

00:46:12.460 so proud of that.

00:46:13.120 You know, it was a decade of my life, 300 episodes.

00:46:15.160 Like, it's not something that I shy away from.

00:46:17.340 And even in like my standup, the show, I was me.

00:46:19.900 So if you watch the show and liked me, you're going to like me when you see me.

00:46:22.940 Cause it's the same guy, I wasn't being a character, I wasn't playing an actor.

00:46:25.820 So there's just like some benefits to it, which is cool.

00:46:28.520 And it's part of my personality.

00:46:30.060 Yeah.

00:46:30.380 You know, so I don't mind it, but it is cool to be able to try different things.

00:46:34.320 You know, like I want to write a kid's book.

00:46:35.680 I wrote a kid's book.

00:46:36.340 I wanted to do the standup thing.

00:46:37.880 You know, I've been always wanting to be a filmmaker.

00:46:39.740 So I've got some scripts like, and I never had time for any of that stuff.

00:46:43.660 That's cool.

00:46:44.280 Is this their last season?

00:46:45.580 Is it?

00:46:46.700 I think they are, they're going to go back into production to finish their last season as

00:46:51.080 of now, but you never know, I think they'll make, they might get renewed again.

00:46:54.440 I don't know.

00:46:55.140 Yeah.

00:46:56.100 But I think they'll let them go till they don't want to anymore.

00:46:59.220 Yeah.

00:46:59.540 I mean, you know, yeah.

00:47:00.300 It's like, it's a, it's just so good.

00:47:02.520 Like why?

00:47:03.120 Oh yeah.

00:47:03.740 I mean, some of my first fans were you guys as fans, you know, from going on the Joker's

00:47:07.520 cruise and getting to meet people on there.

00:47:09.020 And then like, um, fans that we'd have for years, you know, and that still are.

00:47:12.840 Yeah.

00:47:13.040 So thank you, man.

00:47:13.780 You got it, man.

00:47:14.420 Yeah.

00:47:14.760 Loyal fandom.

00:47:15.480 They really are.

00:47:16.040 It's cool.

00:47:16.420 Oh dude.

00:47:16.640 Yeah.

00:47:16.800 I get them come out to the shows.

00:47:17.920 It's funny too.

00:47:18.440 Cause you see them, they see me by myself now and they're like, wow, you were really

00:47:21.160 funny.

00:47:21.540 I'm like, thanks.

00:47:22.760 Like, were you expecting me not to be like, yeah.

00:47:24.920 But it's interesting for people to see you in standup.

00:47:26.740 It's a totally different world by yourself.

00:47:29.040 60 minutes talking.

00:47:30.160 Oh yeah, dude.

00:47:31.200 That was the biggest thing for me, not being on stage with other people.

00:47:33.720 Oh yeah.

00:47:34.400 Huh?

00:47:34.860 You're like, you just like, yeah, you take it for a second.

00:47:37.480 There's nobody there.

00:47:38.120 I got a coffin.

00:47:38.640 I'm like, oh, just look.

00:47:41.520 And sometimes people make you the craziest thing.

00:47:43.720 Dude, this, uh, somebody made me this.

00:47:46.280 They brought this.

00:47:47.100 Oh, that's unbelievable.

00:47:48.560 It's a real taxidermied rat.

00:47:50.740 That is the record. 0.87

00:47:51.800 That is.

00:47:52.480 If you open it up, it's very real.

00:47:54.880 It was real.

00:47:55.960 Yeah.

00:47:56.280 At one point that is, that's super cool, man.

00:47:59.040 Pretty cool, man.

00:47:59.900 I got somebody who made me, uh, it was very interesting.

00:48:02.800 He made me and him this weekend.

00:48:03.980 He made me, he made us Funko pops and, but he made himself as well.

00:48:08.140 And it was me with one of my, with my biggest fan.

00:48:10.440 He made himself and we're both holding teddy bears.

00:48:12.600 Cause my new kid's book, where's Barry?

00:48:14.460 And he's like, Hey, you don't have one of you with the bear.

00:48:16.600 And I was like, how'd you know I had any?

00:48:18.280 I was like, am I Funko pops?

00:48:20.000 And it was just like, yeah, he made me see it.

00:48:21.580 There's a captive fat belly one there for me in the show that I had pretty famously. 0.60

00:48:24.920 And he made me one, but he made one of himself and he gave me a two pack.

00:48:28.580 And he's like, now we can be together.

00:48:30.000 We can be best friends.

00:48:30.780 I'm like, all right.

00:48:31.300 Yeah.

00:48:31.940 But it was so cool.

00:48:33.300 I love that.

00:48:33.940 Yeah.

00:48:34.100 That's funny, man.

00:48:35.340 Yeah.

00:48:35.500 It's funny.

00:48:35.900 All the things like this little things that people make that are like you talked about

00:48:39.620 on a show or like moments that affected them or something like that, you know, it's pretty

00:48:43.780 cool.

00:48:44.180 But even like you're saying, it's like when people get together, there's a sense of, you know,

00:48:46.980 when people want to do something for one another, you know, like when people want to help out,

00:48:51.380 whether it's a, um, a storm, whatever it is, you know, people want to like kind of latch

00:48:56.720 in, you know, but yeah, they gave me that rat baby and that thing. 0.98

00:49:00.800 That is, that is insane to think. 0.98

00:49:03.280 First of all, to think of it, then execute that.

00:49:04.880 That's really cool.

00:49:06.340 And if you can't see it at home, it is a, it's in a little, uh, like a little cot, like

00:49:10.860 a protective aquarium.

00:49:12.880 Yeah.

00:49:13.240 Yeah.

00:49:13.540 Like a small, like eight inch diameter round aquarium.

00:49:18.060 That's about a foot high.

00:49:19.480 Imagine like the brain that they kept for Frankenstein. 0.77

00:49:21.840 They had that jar.

00:49:22.740 It's the same thing.

00:49:23.380 So it's got a rat in it and it's got a rat in it and he's wearing like a fancy gown.

00:49:27.040 He has a scepter, has some flowers.

00:49:29.780 Dude, in New York, they just put out, um, they have a rat problem there.

00:49:34.340 Yeah.

00:49:34.620 You know, yeah, you're welcome.

00:49:36.960 That's what they get. 1.00

00:49:38.580 That's what they get for fucking being know-it-alls, dude. 1.00

00:49:41.960 I'll send more. 1.00

00:49:42.780 Oh, you'll send more.

00:49:43.900 You think you got it under control?

00:49:45.080 Look out.

00:49:45.560 Here come more.

00:49:46.360 I'll send more.

00:49:47.020 So now they're trying a new tactic against me.

00:49:49.200 The war on rats could soon shift from trash to a new target procreation.

00:49:53.240 Rat birth control could soon roll out in New York City. 1.00

00:49:57.200 Little rat condoms?

00:49:58.220 Yeah.

00:50:00.240 Give me a minute, honey. 1.00

00:50:03.300 She's like, you got a dick like a mouse. 1.00

00:50:04.980 He's like, shut up. 1.00

00:50:06.660 I'm a rat. 1.00

00:50:07.420 I'm a rat. 0.99

00:50:07.980 New York City Council on Thursday will vote on a bill that would introduce rat contraceptives

00:50:12.720 to the city's rodent fighting arsenal.

00:50:14.660 If the bill passes, city officials will choose two rat-ridden zones to place the contraceptives

00:50:20.320 and then monitor whether they reduce rat activity.

00:50:24.120 How did you do that?

00:50:25.620 The pilot program will last-

00:50:26.500 Perverts.

00:50:27.360 Yeah. 0.97

00:50:27.920 Setting up some voyeurism going on.

00:50:30.000 It's just right outside of the Kraft cheese plant.

00:50:35.520 The pilot program will last 12 months, dude.

00:50:39.680 Unbelievable.

00:50:40.440 And now rats are going to be hearing that other rats are on birth control and go over

00:50:43.720 in there and trying to smash.

00:50:44.820 Yeah.

00:50:45.040 They're going to be like, yeah, it's no risk rat smashing.

00:50:48.120 Yeah.

00:50:49.200 It's insane.

00:50:49.900 Like I've walked down certain parts of the city and you just, it looks like the sidewalk's

00:50:53.840 moving.

00:50:54.180 It's insane.

00:50:55.400 There's just moving.

00:50:58.020 It looks like an ocean.

00:51:00.720 Like there's just like waves.

00:51:01.880 It's crazy.

00:51:02.700 It's beautiful.

00:51:03.560 Yeah.

00:51:04.160 The build of Flacco's Law is focusing on mitigating the risk of rodenticides.

00:51:10.480 Rodenticides?

00:51:11.340 Rodenticides.

00:51:11.880 On other animal populations like birds.

00:51:14.080 So what does that mean?

00:51:15.200 Well, the birds are going to be, it has a reverse effect on birds.

00:51:18.600 It's like Viagra.

00:51:19.560 So the pigeons are just going to be pounding away.

00:51:24.480 Yeah.

00:51:25.040 Because how do you know what's going to eat it?

00:51:26.960 Right?

00:51:27.200 Because if it's just on the floor, like birds are going to eat it, right?

00:51:29.280 Pigeons eat the same stuff rats do.

00:51:30.500 Oh, so they can't poison them because they said other animals will eat them in those animals.

00:51:34.460 Like if owls, it says.

00:51:35.820 Oh, gotcha.

00:51:36.520 So that way they can't poison them.

00:51:37.940 So they have to try this.

00:51:38.960 They have to try birth control. 1.00

00:51:40.540 Unreal, dude.

00:51:41.500 They don't want to get rid of the owls.

00:51:42.760 Yeah.

00:51:43.340 Everybody loves owls.

00:51:43.940 So now they're going to be on, so now big pharma is basically animals are on.

00:51:49.880 Is your animal on any drugs?

00:51:52.240 No.

00:51:52.760 No, she's free and clear.

00:51:54.120 We have some animals at home, the older ones that are on some sort of things and whatnot.

00:51:57.900 And what do they get on, blood thinners or whatever?

00:51:59.600 They give them, it depends what they have.

00:52:01.320 Trazodone's a big one for dogs if they're nervous.

00:52:03.060 Like a lot of dogs, we have a couple of dogs that get nervous during thunderstorms and whatnot.

00:52:06.260 It's like a calming thing.

00:52:07.240 You could give it to them before they fly.

00:52:08.380 She doesn't need it.

00:52:08.960 She's good.

00:52:09.440 But like some dogs, Trazodone is like a big one.

00:52:11.660 Yeah.

00:52:12.060 And you get that Trazzie in them. 1.00

00:52:13.300 I'll pop a little Trazodone, dude.

00:52:15.260 You feel a little nervous?

00:52:16.320 Yeah, just take some Trazzie, man. 1.00

00:52:18.140 Yeah.

00:52:18.680 They're just all, it's so funny because they get, it like dehydrates them too.

00:52:22.000 So they'll just be like laying there panting with their eyes half closed.

00:52:24.880 And they're like, you can clearly see.

00:52:26.760 Yeah.

00:52:27.240 That's a big one for them.

00:52:28.620 But they get some kidney medicines, the old one.

00:52:31.220 All my old ones.

00:52:31.880 It's just so, I have, so my rescue is all senior dogs.

00:52:34.440 So I get them when they're all jacked up.

00:52:35.820 Really?

00:52:36.300 Yeah.

00:52:36.720 So it's like.

00:52:37.120 Did you ever get any of the ones that are in the wheel to little chariots?

00:52:39.100 I did.

00:52:39.320 I got a couple of Roman soldiers.

00:52:41.660 Yeah.

00:52:42.040 Yeah.

00:52:42.380 We said, they're going to live.

00:52:43.560 We're like, no, no.

00:52:44.580 We're going to make it.

00:52:45.620 We had a couple of those.

00:52:46.640 Yeah.

00:52:46.680 Thumbs up.

00:52:47.280 Yeah.

00:52:47.760 So that's a, yeah.

00:52:49.620 Like Michigan.

00:52:50.320 That was my first senior.

00:52:51.200 The one on the fourth there.

00:52:52.300 The one, one more over.

00:52:53.040 Yeah.

00:52:53.140 That one.

00:52:53.760 So that was my first senior dog and had no teeth, the tongue hung out.

00:52:57.360 That dog's not on that Japanese pill.

00:52:58.680 That's just how it lived.

00:52:59.440 Yeah.

00:52:59.640 Sure.

00:53:00.040 Yeah.

00:53:00.260 So it's like Biden, dude.

00:53:01.180 That one.

00:53:01.780 A little.

00:53:02.400 A little bit.

00:53:02.920 Yeah.

00:53:03.280 So he, that's what was our first senior, but now we get these seniors and they're all

00:53:07.120 jacked up and.

00:53:08.280 And where do you get them?

00:53:09.060 Do you go meet somebody?

00:53:09.980 Do you guys meet at like a Howard Johnson's or something?

00:53:11.820 Like how do you pick them up?

00:53:13.220 A Panera.

00:53:14.140 Yeah.

00:53:16.020 Aggressive lunch.

00:53:17.480 We get them from kill shelters in New York sometimes, or we get owner surrenders.

00:53:21.660 A lot of them have, when they're this old, like older people die and nobody can take 1.00

00:53:26.160 care of the dog.

00:53:26.620 It's like, you know, it's this, they've had this dog.

00:53:28.820 So the dog is like 12, 13 years old and they're like, could you take it?

00:53:32.420 So we do a lot of owner surrender work.

00:53:34.160 We try to find new homes for them.

00:53:35.760 And your wife likes taking care of them too? 1.00

00:53:37.160 Loves it.

00:53:37.680 Yeah.

00:53:37.820 She does.

00:53:38.220 That's her thing. 1.00

00:53:38.360 She started, really started it.

00:53:39.720 She like, that's her day to day kind of thing.

00:53:41.340 She like runs, runs it all. 0.99

00:53:43.280 And, uh, you know, we have come together to work it out now that it's our thing, which

00:53:48.440 is fun.

00:53:49.120 And do y'all pet every dog every day?

00:53:50.740 You think?

00:53:51.280 We have volunteers too.

00:53:52.120 They come and know about it.

00:53:53.020 Come and pet them.

00:53:53.500 They come pet them to come play with them.

00:53:55.000 We have an adoption center in town where people come through.

00:53:57.360 Yeah.

00:53:57.560 Right there, that's the adoption center we just opened up last year and people could

00:54:00.860 come through and hang out with the dogs and pet them a little bit.

00:54:03.460 Oh yeah.

00:54:04.100 Yeah.

00:54:04.320 If you ever want to see these, yeah, these are some of our VIPs right here.

00:54:07.140 So if you ever want to come through and pet a dog when you're in New York, buddy, I

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00:54:09.980 Oh, I'll come on. 1.00

00:54:10.880 I'll fucking, I'll rub one out. 1.00

00:54:12.680 They're fun, man. 1.00

00:54:13.420 I mean, I'll pet the dog.

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00:56:24.580 Dude, I remember the first time I ever saw a dog inside somebody's house, right?

00:56:28.220 I was at my buddy Scott's house, and they had a golden retriever came around the corner in his house, dude, and it was beautiful.

00:56:39.280 It was one of like the – it had the most beautiful hair I'd ever seen on a man or woman or anything.

00:56:43.740 That was it, but it was long-haired. 0.95

00:56:45.300 Yeah.

00:56:45.740 Google long-haired golden retrievers.

00:56:49.120 Oh, like the wisps.

00:56:50.540 Yeah, like it goes back.

00:56:51.660 When they run, it bounces, like those things.

00:56:54.120 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:54.620 It was like – it had like – it looked like Pam Anderson, dude, it came on that floor.

00:56:57.620 Yeah, it came out of the water slow.

00:56:59.160 Yeah, I was like – just shaking its hair off.

00:57:03.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:04.020 The droplets slowly flying off. 0.99

00:57:05.560 I was like, damn. 0.99

00:57:06.020 So you must have been inside the home. 1.00

00:57:07.440 You're like, what the hell is going on?

00:57:08.360 Oh, I couldn't believe what was going on.

00:57:09.740 I was like, where – how did this – what is this, first of all?

00:57:12.700 This really beautiful pony, I thought it was.

00:57:14.740 It was pretty big.

00:57:15.980 And then how did they get it inside? 1.00

00:57:17.960 Because in our neighborhood, it was just dogs outdoors, biting, you know, just like ruining your fucking birthday 0.99

00:57:24.060 because you had to get stitches or something. 0.99

00:57:26.840 My next-door neighbor had – so we had a little mutt, Midnight, her name was. 0.94

00:57:30.620 She was a mix between Schnauzer or whatever. 1.00

00:57:32.360 And then my next-door neighbors had a full Doberman Pinscher.

00:57:38.000 Her name was Ninja.

00:57:39.420 And they kept her – they had to keep her outside, so she had an outdoor pen. 1.00

00:57:42.560 And my dog was like – would go under the fence, and they would like hang out.

00:57:47.220 And he was like afraid – like there was this huge – like, yeah, like that.

00:57:50.600 Like one of those big –

00:57:51.380 Oh, yeah.

00:57:51.660 You know, like in the movies, those big like German-looking – yeah, like those dogs, right? 0.96

00:57:54.680 Like big scare.

00:57:55.220 And I had this little mutt, and they would just hang out. 0.99

00:57:57.360 It was the oddest couple, and they hung out.

00:57:59.320 But they had to keep that dog outside.

00:58:00.520 They didn't bring him inside.

00:58:01.480 So when Jason came over to my house, and my dog was inside, he's like,

00:58:04.060 oh, you get to play with it like on the couch.

00:58:05.940 He's like, this is so weird because you play with it in the dirt, like in the backyard, you know?

00:58:12.320 Wow, dude.

00:58:13.120 Yeah, I guess having that much dogs brings you a lot of joy.

00:58:15.340 The other day, I was sitting at a meeting, and somebody's dog came up.

00:58:18.520 And even when I petted it, it makes you feel good, you know?

00:58:20.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:21.580 It's great for sure.

00:58:22.560 You don't have a dog?

00:58:23.680 No, I'm going to get one as soon as I get –

00:58:25.860 I think after this year coming up, late in the year,

00:58:29.020 I'll kind of take a break from touring for a while and then get a nice pet.

00:58:32.540 If you want a messed up one-eyed one, you call your boy.

00:58:35.300 I'll take care of you.

00:58:36.900 And what are some of the tougher things about –

00:58:38.800 Oh, research has shown that simply petting a dog lowers the stress hormone cortisol.

00:58:43.100 That's the truth.

00:58:43.780 That's the truth.

00:58:44.580 When I have her on the road with me, I sleep so much better.

00:58:46.680 Really?

00:58:47.060 Yeah, for sure.

00:58:47.820 They said –

00:58:48.340 A new study just came out that I had just seen too that it was if a dog –

00:58:52.000 hearing a dog breathe with you is like kind of lowers your –

00:58:55.600 makes you go into a deeper REM cycle, you know, which is cool.

00:58:58.440 And I have eight dogs that sleep in my bed, so I'm in a coma.

00:59:02.740 Wow, bro.

00:59:04.660 You over –

00:59:05.460 Like Joe OD.

00:59:06.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:07.400 I get like three hours sleep, and I'm set for like two weeks.

00:59:10.300 Wow.

00:59:12.880 Yeah, they have a lot of people –

00:59:15.200 Oh, benefits of sleeping with your dog.

00:59:16.860 Decreased sleep, so you don't have to sleep as much.

00:59:18.940 Eases insomnia.

00:59:20.520 Comfort.

00:59:21.180 Yeah.

00:59:22.240 Promotes theta brainwaves.

00:59:23.980 Wow.

00:59:24.500 I get them thetas up.

00:59:25.600 Do you?

00:59:26.040 Yeah.

00:59:26.360 Yeah, rush theta.

00:59:27.360 Yep.

00:59:27.940 And then lowers blood pressure, sense of security.

00:59:31.680 Yeah.

00:59:33.980 Warmth. 0.99

00:59:34.400 Come on, now they're just fucking – 0.99

00:59:35.340 Now they're just throwing in buzzwords. 0.99

00:59:36.880 It's like you're –

00:59:37.860 Decreases lonely in this?

00:59:39.200 Yeah, because you're not alone.

00:59:41.240 You can sleep with a cat and it'll decrease loneliness.

00:59:43.660 That has nothing to do with a dog.

00:59:45.000 Oh, that's beautiful, dude.

00:59:46.080 Yeah, I wouldn't like to get me a couple puffs and do like a little Iditarod or something.

00:59:49.080 That's something I'd always love to do.

00:59:50.580 An Iditarod with dogs?

00:59:51.720 Is be in the Iditarod, man.

00:59:53.380 Yeah.

00:59:53.860 Because there's a parade, I think, the day before the Iditarod.

00:59:57.100 Look up Iditarod parades if you can.

01:00:00.920 And all the dogs go through the town or whatever, and you get to see them all.

01:00:05.600 That's cool.

01:00:06.960 Yeah.

01:00:07.520 And look at the ones with those blue shoes on. 1.00

01:00:09.280 That's mine.

01:00:09.740 Those are fancy, yeah.

01:00:10.560 I think they're sponsored by Nike or something.

01:00:12.620 Oh. 0.99

01:00:13.380 I'd have mine and some fucking Yeezys out there, homie. 1.00

01:00:16.660 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

01:00:18.180 When we used to have the dog in the city, we used to put these little balloons on their feet

01:00:21.500 because the city's gross.

01:00:23.400 Oh, yeah.

01:00:23.620 You know, and then you have these dogs, and their paws are like porous, you know?

01:00:26.360 So my dog used to walk around in these little balloon shoes.

01:00:28.880 They were literally like, dude, dude, dude.

01:00:30.800 Yeah, it was that time.

01:00:31.740 Exactly.

01:00:32.240 Oh, that's it.

01:00:33.120 Oh, look at those.

01:00:34.020 What, those fresh pawed belugas? 0.56

01:00:35.500 Look at those right there, the third picture.

01:00:37.440 Yeah.

01:00:37.760 Right there.

01:00:38.020 That's it, right?

01:00:38.940 Let's zoom up on that a little bit.

01:00:40.420 Something to those guys.

01:00:41.260 Yeah.

01:00:41.520 He's got them.

01:00:43.340 Wow, New York Fashion Week.

01:00:45.060 Oh, they did Yeezy-inspired sneakers for dogs.

01:00:47.500 Wow.

01:00:47.960 Unreal.

01:00:48.540 Some people have too much freaking money.

01:00:49.920 Too much money. 0.62

01:00:50.920 Yeah.

01:00:51.280 Yeah, but he said Mark Cuban on here.

01:00:52.480 That guy has a crazy amount of money.

01:00:54.140 Some people are billionaires.

01:00:55.380 Isn't that crazy, dude?

01:00:56.140 That's so nuts. 0.80

01:00:57.080 That's so nuts.

01:00:58.060 I can't even imagine.

01:00:59.240 Yeah.

01:00:59.900 What would you, and then how do you even-

01:01:01.400 5.7 billion is what Google's telling us.

01:01:04.180 That's a lot of money.

01:01:06.120 Well, you would think at some point you wouldn't want to try and make any more money, I guess.

01:01:09.980 Right, yeah.

01:01:10.740 But is it that you're just so good at it that your money's making money?

01:01:14.420 Right, because people say, why wouldn't you stop?

01:01:15.880 He's like, I did stop.

01:01:16.720 I'm just, my money's making money.

01:01:18.080 What do you want me to do?

01:01:19.420 It's out there.

01:01:20.440 Musk is like, you think he's out there being like, let me clock in?

01:01:23.400 His money is just making money.

01:01:25.060 You know what I mean?

01:01:25.440 That's true, dude.

01:01:26.140 Yeah.

01:01:26.340 Yeah, it's not like he just has to drive over to work in the morning.

01:01:29.740 Bye, honey.

01:01:30.340 I got to get to the office.

01:01:31.480 You are the office.

01:01:32.800 You can do whatever you want.

01:01:34.600 Yeah.

01:01:35.120 Wow.

01:01:35.740 Yeah, I think that's a big part of it.

01:01:37.040 It's one of the problems that I'll never have to worry about.

01:01:39.160 Yeah, I think I felt like you think at a certain point you would just want to do helpful stuff

01:01:44.600 and not make any more money.

01:01:45.720 But then I guess if you want to do helpful stuff, you still have to keep making money

01:01:48.540 to do it, maybe.

01:01:49.460 That's part of the thing.

01:01:50.460 Yeah, I think Bill Gates talked about that, right?

01:01:52.200 When they were talking about the Bill Gates Foundation or whatever.

01:01:53.940 And he was like, people are like, oh, you could just give all your money away.

01:01:56.300 He's like, yeah, but what do I do when all my money's given away?

01:01:58.400 I need to make money to give away the money.

01:02:00.080 Like, it's part of it all.

01:02:01.760 You know, it's just cyclical.

01:02:02.840 You got to keep putting money back in the bank to give it out.

01:02:05.640 Yeah.

01:02:06.080 Yeah.

01:02:06.260 So, you're a charitable fellow?

01:02:10.020 Yeah, I think so, man.

01:02:11.420 Yeah.

01:02:12.420 We do, trying to start a foundation and start doing more charity stuff.

01:02:16.020 Oh, cool.

01:02:16.600 So, did you ever do something like that?

01:02:17.740 Yeah.

01:02:18.040 Well, I started my non-profit for the dog.

01:02:21.160 It's like a real non-profit.

01:02:22.340 Last year, we did it.

01:02:23.840 Oh, sweet.

01:02:24.280 So, got our Pups and Friends, like a registered one now.

01:02:26.560 So, that was our thing.

01:02:27.840 But I give to, like, we do a lot of animal, mostly animal stuff, I think I do.

01:02:31.560 But I also work with a couple other foundations in New York.

01:02:34.160 But I like it.

01:02:35.540 But you get tapped a lot to be, like, the celebrity, like, at the events.

01:02:39.340 Like, you have to, I've hosted so many, like, things.

01:02:41.760 Like, you end up hosting and, like, doing, you know, the charity drives.

01:02:45.780 Oh, yeah.

01:02:46.140 Like, auctioneer and stuff like that.

01:02:47.440 Like, it's good for us.

01:02:47.900 Like, Wamaraners for narcolepsy or whatever. 1.00

01:02:51.160 It's always crazy shit. 0.99

01:02:52.220 You're, like, you're trying to get out there and you have to auction off this, like, you know, this trip to Hawaii for these people. 0.99

01:02:57.400 And you're running around, like, auctioning and trying to pit people against each other.

01:03:00.240 So, it's fun.

01:03:01.160 But I could see that being a cool, that's a cool part of it.

01:03:03.680 I do a lot with the, Howard Stern does the, the North Shore Animal League.

01:03:07.500 That's the big.

01:03:08.600 North Shore Animal League.

01:03:09.560 Animal League is on Long Island.

01:03:11.200 It's a big dog foundation there.

01:03:12.920 And they do their cat rescue with them.

01:03:14.760 So, I've done a couple events with a dog with them.

01:03:16.880 And it's so funny just to be at these big events.

01:03:18.940 Yeah, that's nice.

01:03:19.340 Oh, yeah.

01:03:19.980 And they're-

01:03:20.620 And see as many dogs as you can.

01:03:22.200 So many, yeah.

01:03:23.000 I try not to take them home.

01:03:24.560 Oh, yeah.

01:03:25.800 So cute.

01:03:26.640 Yeah, I think I have a goal.

01:03:28.800 I want to, like, start, like, I want to, well, we want to, like, make, like, kind of, like, a half-way house.

01:03:36.160 But I don't know what it's going to be for, really, like, an addiction place, you know?

01:03:39.240 So, we started a group that meets online on Tuesday afternoons.

01:03:45.120 That's a Zoom meeting. 0.99

01:03:46.580 And it's, like, intimacy disorder, sex and love addiction, all kind of stuff like that.

01:03:51.340 But then-

01:03:52.400 It meets online once a week?

01:03:54.680 Yeah.

01:03:55.060 That's cool.

01:03:55.360 It's pretty good.

01:03:56.280 And then, I mean, it's awesome.

01:03:58.180 What am I saying?

01:03:58.520 It's pretty good.

01:03:58.940 It's cool.

01:03:59.260 You see guys start to turn their lives around and stuff.

01:04:01.200 That is awesome.

01:04:02.080 Yeah.

01:04:02.260 But then we want to get, like, eventually make, like, a center, you know?

01:04:05.720 But we'll see one step at a time.

01:04:07.600 For sure.

01:04:08.500 For sure.

01:04:08.760 Like, right now, all the dogs live in my, like, at my house.

01:04:11.160 Like, I want to eventually have, like, a place where you can do more.

01:04:13.460 Yeah.

01:04:13.680 I want to, definitely, like, a Motel 6, bed and breakfast.

01:04:16.160 Oh, yeah.

01:04:16.540 Go on through.

01:04:17.800 Dude, take over that one in Seattle. 0.93

01:04:19.080 Did you see that?

01:04:19.980 There's a, somebody made a White House.

01:04:23.940 Homeless people are just making their, making houses. 1.00

01:04:27.180 They're, like, literally, a lot of them aren't even homeless anymore.

01:04:30.320 They're making houses.

01:04:32.720 Making their own homes?

01:04:33.760 Just in parks.

01:04:34.580 Yeah.

01:04:34.720 Just, like, okay.

01:04:35.700 Building their own stuff?

01:04:36.860 We're building a home.

01:04:37.420 Yeah.

01:04:37.760 Look at this guy. 0.99

01:04:38.420 Built a freaking White House somewhere. 0.99

01:04:40.460 Oh, my. 0.99

01:04:42.460 Look at that.

01:04:43.240 Near downtown Seattle.

01:04:44.360 The Soto White House.

01:04:45.480 That's it.

01:04:48.700 He built, he made that. 1.00

01:04:49.960 This guy built a fucking house. 1.00

01:04:51.520 With the fence and everything. 1.00

01:04:53.180 He lives in there.

01:04:55.640 So, it's crazy that suddenly.

01:04:57.760 Get out there and build it and they will come, man.

01:04:59.340 You just do it.

01:04:59.840 You solve your own problem.

01:05:00.800 This guy built his own White House.

01:05:02.300 Look, he's like, stop filming my house.

01:05:03.980 He came out to get the mail or something.

01:05:05.980 It even has an address on it, number 12.

01:05:07.780 Go back and look at it again.

01:05:09.940 He gave himself his own address.

01:05:11.600 If he gets mail there, that'd be amazing.

01:05:14.380 What?

01:05:15.020 That is amazing.

01:05:16.520 Yeah.

01:05:16.680 That's pretty impressive, actually.

01:05:18.180 Oh, it's unbelievable.

01:05:19.380 A lot of stuff people are doing, there's so many great, a lot of homeless people are just

01:05:24.480 taking on ways, or they're in between homeless and not homeless, you know what I'm saying?

01:05:28.760 But they're finding a way to make it work.

01:05:31.080 I mean, there's people building all kinds of small businesses and stuff that are just

01:05:33.860 out on the street, you know?

01:05:34.920 There's a lot of, the barterings up, right?

01:05:36.840 Oh, yeah.

01:05:37.020 It's going back.

01:05:37.500 It's taking a step back inside that community where it's like, you know, help each other

01:05:40.800 out.

01:05:40.900 Yeah, I'll treat you soap for nails or whatever. 0.91

01:05:42.880 Something like that, yeah.

01:05:43.420 Yeah.

01:05:43.980 It's getting...

01:05:44.520 Human ones? 0.97

01:05:45.140 No, I'm good.

01:05:45.620 You've got some nails.

01:05:46.360 I'm trying to build this White House.

01:05:47.500 Yeah, that's changed a little bit, dude.

01:05:51.480 Yeah, but it's interesting to see how that community like starts...

01:05:54.600 Sticking together.

01:05:55.420 Yeah, it's the same thing, man.

01:05:56.620 Oh, yeah.

01:05:57.100 Because you see how much people, they're usually like in big groups.

01:05:59.380 Like if you go down to like some of those areas.

01:06:02.560 We were just in Vancouver and they have a street there.

01:06:06.540 I can't remember the...

01:06:09.240 Hatchin' or something.

01:06:12.220 Oh, it was Vancouver.

01:06:13.500 Hastings, that was it.

01:06:13.980 Hastings, yeah.

01:06:14.660 And man, we went down there at night, but they're still like all in groups.

01:06:17.280 Somebody's got the grill out and somebody's like...

01:06:19.480 It's like a tailgate.

01:06:20.140 Somebody's a Jets fan or whatever, you know?

01:06:22.260 Right, yeah, yeah.

01:06:23.400 But yeah.

01:06:24.440 Yeah.

01:06:25.140 But it was just like out there, everybody working together.

01:06:27.800 Somebody's cooking up a drug.

01:06:29.800 Somebody's, you know...

01:06:31.760 Yeah.

01:06:34.200 That's like a sense of like...

01:06:35.620 People are busking.

01:06:36.460 They're trying to make some money, you know?

01:06:38.260 Oh, yeah.

01:06:38.280 I watched somebody the other day play Tears in Heaven on a vacuum cleaner down there.

01:06:41.800 What? 0.99

01:06:42.240 So it's fucking... 0.99

01:06:43.560 It's a real talent is what I'm saying. 0.99

01:06:46.320 You have to get down to Hastings in Vancouver and you want to find the next Justin Bieber.

01:06:50.660 You got a tear coming out of your eye and the carpet's clean. 0.99

01:06:53.060 Yeah, it's fucking... 1.00

01:06:54.640 How can you lose, bro? 1.00

01:06:55.900 You can't lose.

01:06:56.820 But that's what I'm saying.

01:06:57.600 There's so much skill out there in a lot of these communities and they're working together,

01:07:00.940 you know?

01:07:01.360 Yeah.

01:07:01.860 You want to cut the AC on a little bit?

01:07:03.060 It's a little warm in here, do you think, or no?

01:07:04.680 You fine?

01:07:05.580 I'll take some AC if you got it.

01:07:06.900 Okay.

01:07:07.100 I was in the ice bath.

01:07:09.440 Oh, really?

01:07:10.620 Earlier.

01:07:11.060 Yeah.

01:07:11.180 I was in an ice tub or something.

01:07:12.660 Yeah.

01:07:13.860 It gets...

01:07:14.780 And then you're so cold, you don't know what's going on.

01:07:17.400 How long do you do it for?

01:07:18.760 I stand for 10 minutes.

01:07:20.020 10?

01:07:20.360 Yeah.

01:07:21.100 I've never done it.

01:07:22.260 I did a cold plunge in a spa once and I was like, this is not for me.

01:07:28.820 But people love it.

01:07:29.780 You're more that warm boy, huh?

01:07:30.960 I'm more that warm boy.

01:07:31.520 I love a good sauna, steam room.

01:07:32.820 At night, do you sleep in bed with your dogs or not?

01:07:35.080 Yeah.

01:07:35.560 Yeah.

01:07:35.740 I got eight of them in the bed with us.

01:07:37.280 Oh, my God.

01:07:38.060 Hold on.

01:07:39.240 There has to be like an Amy's Law or something.

01:07:41.780 It's like, huh?

01:07:42.440 What is it?

01:07:43.040 There has to be some sort of...

01:07:45.020 Sort of.

01:07:46.000 Yeah.

01:07:46.320 This is pretty close to it, actually.

01:07:49.520 Yeah.

01:07:49.720 Those are my...

01:07:50.220 Those are my posts.

01:07:50.520 And do they all...

01:07:51.680 Do they get like...

01:07:52.360 There's Spamone area.

01:07:53.040 Oh, no.

01:07:53.300 Spamone's not in this picture, actually.

01:07:54.460 That's Biscotti, my favorite on the top.

01:07:56.620 Do they all have to pee at the same time, kind of like a women's basketball team or whatever? 0.99

01:07:59.980 They hold it for 10 hours.

01:08:01.740 Nuh-uh.

01:08:02.140 Yeah, they go to the bathroom at like 7 o'clock, we take them out.

01:08:05.340 And then at 5.30, they're up and we take them down.

01:08:07.420 Wow.

01:08:07.780 So at 5.30, you got to take them down.

01:08:09.240 Yeah.

01:08:09.800 Wow.

01:08:10.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:11.020 Even in the winter.

01:08:11.920 That's why I sleep so good.

01:08:13.720 I get that four hours, I'm ready to go, baby.

01:08:16.400 Yeah, even in the winter.

01:08:17.320 In the rain.

01:08:18.240 Oh.

01:08:18.660 The rain's rough.

01:08:19.940 Rain's worse than winter in the rain.

01:08:21.680 But we have a run so they could go by themselves.

01:08:24.560 I don't have to like walk them, thank goodness.

01:08:26.040 But yeah, that's tough when it's in the rain.

01:08:27.680 They don't want to go outside.

01:08:28.840 Yeah.

01:08:29.240 Yeah.

01:08:29.420 What's a crazy gift that somebody brought you guys one time?

01:08:35.020 Did anybody go?

01:08:35.640 More of it's the tattoos.

01:08:36.700 Like you get this too, right?

01:08:37.480 People tattoo themselves.

01:08:38.440 I saw this woman just tattooing our faces on themselves and stuff. 0.99

01:08:41.880 This woman on her upper thigh gave like a caricature version of the Jokers, like of each of us, 1.00

01:08:48.340 like around her thigh and just said, and I was like, that's for life.

01:08:51.520 Like, that's great.

01:08:52.280 Like that, you sign people, like they put their tattoos on you.

01:08:55.040 That's crazy.

01:08:55.600 I started doing this thing where I started, people asked me, oh, could you sign me so I

01:08:59.600 could, you make a tattoo?

01:09:00.860 I said, can I just draw you something instead?

01:09:02.780 I said, because I feel like that'd be, so I just draw a heart with like a paw.

01:09:06.160 That's a heart.

01:09:06.580 I was like, this is important to me.

01:09:07.520 It'd be cool that you do that.

01:09:08.940 So, but yeah, like, see, this woman has her name all written on all of us.

01:09:11.700 Wow.

01:09:11.980 That's all of our, she finally got all of our signatures.

01:09:13.740 Yeah.

01:09:13.860 She got Sal there.

01:09:14.340 Who held out?

01:09:15.720 Just help the lady out. 1.00

01:09:16.540 I think the last one was, I think she had to meet Q, I think it was.

01:09:20.440 You can tell by the placement.

01:09:21.440 Like she met Sal early.

01:09:22.820 Sal's right in the middle of the arm, you know?

01:09:24.600 Yeah.

01:09:24.840 Yeah.

01:09:25.380 Sal's got the Sal.

01:09:26.260 Look at Murray's always in the back creeping.

01:09:29.080 But yeah, people like get our signatures a lot, but then people get like interpretive stuff

01:09:33.860 too, where there'd just be like a bowl of mashed potatoes, of mashed potatoes.

01:09:38.040 They'd be like, look, I got scoops, keep potatoes on me.

01:09:40.100 I'm like, dude, it's like, thank you.

01:09:41.760 I guess that's very odd.

01:09:43.380 All because of a joke you made, you know?

01:09:44.740 Yeah.

01:09:44.800 So that's really weird.

01:09:45.920 But we've gotten like, I get a lot of fan art of like drawings.

01:09:50.080 Like I see, you notice you have some drawings and stuff too.

01:09:51.720 I get some drawings and some of them are just like really, really well done.

01:09:55.220 And it's like, wow.

01:09:56.160 And then you just get some that are like, that's really bad.

01:09:59.240 Oh yeah.

01:09:59.900 It's like horrendous.

01:10:00.740 Or interesting. 0.99

01:10:01.620 A lady this week gave us a painting and it had a rat and an open vagina on it. 1.00

01:10:07.600 The rat, it was very like a vaginatic or whatever. 1.00

01:10:11.740 It was, yeah, something in heat or whatever, you know?

01:10:14.080 Yeah, gotcha, gotcha.

01:10:15.060 And, uh.

01:10:16.180 Well, you got to send that thing to New York.

01:10:17.680 Solve that problem real quick.

01:10:18.840 It was crazy, dude.

01:10:20.840 It was just like, it was a really neat painting too, but it was definitely wild, man.

01:10:26.300 Yeah.

01:10:26.500 I'll have to put the picture on the YouTube if we can.

01:10:28.100 I don't even know if we can put it up.

01:10:30.420 I had this woman who took a picture off my Instagram of me and my daughter. 0.99

01:10:33.780 It was a jewel and she made a jeweled painting of it.

01:10:36.460 So she used like jewels, just different colored jewels. 1.00

01:10:38.920 And she made me and my son and my daughter.

01:10:41.780 Oh, that's beautiful.

01:10:42.240 And it was, I framed it and I put it in my office.

01:10:43.820 It was really cool.

01:10:44.640 I get some really cool stuff.

01:10:46.040 It's so funny because they're so talented and I can't, could you draw?

01:10:48.400 I can't draw for sure.

01:10:49.120 I'm so unartistic.

01:10:50.720 So I'm like taking a backbite.

01:10:52.420 I'm like, wow, this is really, really nice.

01:10:54.140 Oh yeah.

01:10:55.000 If our teacher tried to get me to draw, I'd accuse the teacher of touching me or something.

01:10:58.740 I'm like, dude, we're shutting this down today.

01:11:00.640 I didn't have, we had art history, which is still in high school.

01:11:04.500 Like we didn't even have like art, our art class is art history.

01:11:07.540 Bro, is there anything worse when you think it's going to be art, dude?

01:11:11.380 And it's art history, dude.

01:11:13.000 You get in there and you're like, where's the art at?

01:11:16.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:16.480 And they just give you a fucking book about Stonehenge. 0.99

01:11:19.380 You got to read. 0.99

01:11:21.960 And you're just out here reading about art.

01:11:24.140 Reading about art is the worst.

01:11:26.300 It's the worst thing.

01:11:27.900 Let me read about art instead of doing it.

01:11:30.720 Dude, even if, when you're at the gallery or something, you see the little thing with

01:11:33.880 the name, like I'll read only like a third of that little card that has a guy's name.

01:11:37.820 It's like.

01:11:38.260 Tell me what his inspiration was.

01:11:39.800 Oh God.

01:11:41.280 I do like, I do like going and sitting amongst art.

01:11:44.300 I feel inspired by it.

01:11:45.840 I like taking a look, but I don't read the things about it.

01:11:49.240 I don't know anything about artists.

01:11:51.200 Yeah.

01:11:51.560 I don't know a lot.

01:11:52.560 You know, I could pretend about some stuff, but I don't know that much of, you know,

01:11:55.160 it's like some stuff I know a little bit.

01:11:57.360 Do you have any, do you have any art?

01:11:59.320 Yeah.

01:11:59.600 I got a nice piece of art.

01:12:01.340 This lady.

01:12:02.580 Tell me the history of it.

01:12:04.680 She. 0.93

01:12:06.780 This lady is an artist out of Louisiana and I saw her in Hawaii and I bought a piece of 0.81

01:12:13.000 art that she had.

01:12:14.400 Oh, that's cool.

01:12:15.000 Yeah.

01:12:16.480 Korkowski.

01:12:17.280 Korpowski.

01:12:17.780 Can you look it up?

01:12:19.060 Korpowski.

01:12:20.380 Laura Korpowski, maybe. 0.70

01:12:25.740 Maui artist.

01:12:26.620 L-A-U-R-A. 1.00

01:12:29.940 Korpowski.

01:12:30.500 Korpowski.

01:12:30.980 Wow.

01:12:31.800 Yeah.

01:12:32.080 She has some really cool art, man.

01:12:34.520 I like that.

01:12:35.020 So you saw it at a gallery.

01:12:36.080 You got them.

01:12:36.460 Yeah.

01:12:36.860 Yeah.

01:12:37.140 I got it.

01:12:38.580 And.

01:12:39.700 It spoke to you as they say.

01:12:41.520 Yeah.

01:12:41.680 It just makes me feel like, I don't know.

01:12:43.420 You can feel when somebody puts something into something, you know, for sure.

01:12:46.600 Yeah.

01:12:46.800 Yeah.

01:12:46.980 But she had some really neat things and she was from Louisiana and we met each other in

01:12:50.800 Hawaii.

01:12:51.180 And so I was like, oh, this is like a cool sign or whatever.

01:12:53.980 Yeah.

01:12:54.760 There's a, I did.

01:12:56.120 I was in San Diego for Comic-Con and who's the guy that drew Bugs Bunny?

01:13:02.000 Mel Blanc.

01:13:03.120 Mel Blanc.

01:13:03.680 Mel Blanc.

01:13:03.800 Right.

01:13:03.940 So they did, they did, the old Warner Brothers lot used to have a Bugs Bunny stop sign.

01:13:10.400 So Bugs Bunny would be standing there with a stop sign when you pulled into the lot.

01:13:13.100 And he did 50 versions of it.

01:13:16.080 And I bought one of those.

01:13:17.840 But it's huge.

01:13:18.580 It's the size of like this.

01:13:19.740 Yeah.

01:13:19.920 So I actually mounted it inside a sliding door in my house.

01:13:23.720 Oh, so it stays in there?

01:13:24.820 Yeah, it stays in there.

01:13:25.480 I was like, that's a really cool thing.

01:13:26.960 It's signed by him and stuff.

01:13:27.740 He only made like 50 of them.

01:13:29.020 And it wasn't that expensive.

01:13:30.160 And then I went back a couple of years later to Comic-Con again.

01:13:33.900 And the guy was like, you said about that Bugs Bunny, right?

01:13:35.260 I said, yeah.

01:13:35.580 And he's like, it had gone up like exponentially.

01:13:37.860 No.

01:13:38.220 And I was like, really?

01:13:38.880 He's like, yes.

01:13:39.420 So some things like, I didn't get in for the game.

01:13:41.460 I just love Bugs Bunny.

01:13:42.300 Yeah.

01:13:42.620 Grew up with it.

01:13:43.120 You know?

01:13:43.280 So I was like, I was like, oh, that's really cool.

01:13:45.200 That actually it is something.

01:13:46.000 But now it's a door in my house.

01:13:47.360 I'm like, I don't want to sell.

01:13:48.940 I have to sell the door.

01:13:50.000 Yeah.

01:13:50.160 It's that stop sign right there.

01:13:51.320 Oh, that's cool.

01:13:51.900 Bugs Bunny stop at the lot.

01:13:52.700 Yeah.

01:13:52.940 I remember seeing that on the shows a lot.

01:13:54.640 That's it.

01:13:55.120 Yeah.

01:13:55.360 So Chuck Jones, that's it.

01:13:56.280 Chuck Jones, not Mel.

01:13:57.420 Chuck Jones.

01:13:58.100 I'm trying to think of other things that anything else.

01:14:01.080 I've got another piece of art.

01:14:04.780 I don't know if it's a piece of art or whatever.

01:14:06.360 It's just like, there's some other nice things that people have drawn us that, that are up

01:14:10.380 in the studio in Los Angeles.

01:14:13.440 Yeah.

01:14:13.680 Some other stuff.

01:14:14.400 Yeah.

01:14:15.960 But yeah, it's amazing, man.

01:14:17.300 People like the other night, two kids gave me these little bracelets that they made.

01:14:20.680 I love that.

01:14:21.300 Yeah.

01:14:21.480 They make the bracelets and say stuff.

01:14:23.300 Yeah.

01:14:23.560 That's cool.

01:14:24.340 That bracelet culture, because Taylor Swift, she did something right there with that. 1.00

01:14:27.380 I mean, everybody's giving out bracelets.

01:14:28.500 I love that.

01:14:29.300 You get them all the time.

01:14:30.320 So I get bracelets from the kids and I actually bring them home and my daughter loves them.

01:14:33.680 My daughter will keep doing stuff, it says.

01:14:35.840 Yeah.

01:14:35.960 I have a pretty good collection or different rocks or something.

01:14:39.440 People give you rocks.

01:14:40.480 But then somebody brought me their molars one time they'd gotten taken out.

01:14:44.540 Somebody brought me-

01:14:46.000 What's the story behind it?

01:14:46.640 For a reason or just wanted to give it to you?

01:14:49.420 I can't even remember what it was.

01:14:50.700 Yeah.

01:14:51.480 Oh, it was crazy. 0.96

01:14:53.660 People have brought me like a box that smelled so fucking bad, dude. 0.99

01:14:59.700 Opened it up and it just, there was nothing in it and it just smelled fucking horrible. 0.97

01:15:04.900 It's hot soup water from Hawaii. 0.99

01:15:07.300 It just brought me some fucking, just what? 0.99

01:15:09.560 Yeah. 0.99

01:15:09.900 You know?

01:15:10.540 Terrible.

01:15:10.980 But I've gotten, I've gotten some like weird stuff too, but a lot of people just like

01:15:14.720 to bring me food.

01:15:15.660 Yeah.

01:15:15.920 Because I'm known for being like a sweet tooth kind of, you know, kind of guy.

01:15:18.520 So I'll get paid, people bring me in cannolis and like pastries and like donuts and stuff.

01:15:22.740 That's awesome.

01:15:23.300 You know, but I'll never eat.

01:15:24.240 They're like, I made you these cookies at home.

01:15:25.560 I'm like, I'm not eating these.

01:15:26.700 Oh, it's like in a saran wrap.

01:15:29.240 Like it's still like greasy.

01:15:30.840 I'm like, I'm good.

01:15:31.660 They're like, eat one.

01:15:32.600 I'm like, I'll eat it later.

01:15:33.840 Like make sure you do.

01:15:35.120 Yeah.

01:15:35.400 Like it's so weird.

01:15:36.420 It's like tracking devices in it.

01:15:37.840 Oh, I had a guy bring me 10 hits of LSD one time.

01:15:39.900 He's like, I know you're sober, but here's 10 hits of LSD. 0.99

01:15:41.960 And I was like, this fucking could go. 0.99

01:15:44.600 Do you know how sober means? 0.99

01:15:46.220 Any direct, this could go, this could go, this could go poorly.

01:15:49.160 Um, but yeah, a lot of times just some super neat stuff and, uh, yeah, it's crazy.

01:15:54.740 And then just people like adding to your world of like of your podcast or of your show, you

01:15:58.960 know, or of you guys podcast or, um, which is kind of fascinating.

01:16:03.720 Yeah.

01:16:04.440 Um, what else is going on, dude?

01:16:06.900 Oh, I saw that, uh, the SpaceX, they're going to pick up the, those, the astronauts that got

01:16:15.860 stranded.

01:16:16.400 You see that?

01:16:17.140 Oh, I did not.

01:16:17.700 So two astronauts got stranded, right?

01:16:19.920 You knew that part on the international space station.

01:16:22.920 And for the stranded astronauts, the arrival of their ride home, perhaps an additional reason

01:16:28.060 for Butch and Sonny to celebrate.

01:16:34.600 The SpaceX rescue mission was launched from Florida with just two astronauts on board.

01:16:40.200 The other two seats kept free for the extra passengers when it returns to earth in February.

01:16:45.260 It is a coup for the company, but an embarrassment for Boeing, which is still trying to work out

01:16:50.940 why thrusters on its own Starliner capsule failed as it docked in June, leaving the test

01:16:56.920 pilots marooned.

01:16:58.620 Lots of cheering here in the room.

01:17:00.840 There you go.

01:17:01.360 So, so they called it, they called an Uber, they called an Uber and they're like, can you

01:17:06.940 come get us?

01:17:07.900 They called Uber X.

01:17:10.480 Dude, they, so yeah, Elon's SpaceX is going to pick up these two stranded astronauts, bro.

01:17:17.100 Imagine being just stranded out there.

01:17:19.000 That's insane.

01:17:20.160 Imagine you think you're going home.

01:17:21.380 You're supposed to go home.

01:17:22.400 And then they're like, no, it's going to be from June to February.

01:17:25.460 It's going to be seven more months, eight more months.

01:17:28.440 Dude, I mean, there's got to be nine more months.

01:17:30.740 Nine months.

01:17:31.420 Do they have enough?

01:17:32.280 Do they have enough food, packets of oatmeal?

01:17:34.800 Do they kind of have enough stuff, right?

01:17:35.920 I bet they pack like a head, but like surely.

01:17:38.480 Seven, nine months more?

01:17:39.860 Yeah.

01:17:40.160 That's a full baby being born.

01:17:42.020 Like that.

01:17:42.340 Like that.

01:17:42.900 That's rough.

01:17:42.960 And even the person who packed it up was probably like, they're not going to be out there that long.

01:17:45.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:17:46.520 Let's take some of this oatmeal home.

01:17:48.980 100%.

01:17:49.340 They don't need this much of this oatmeal.

01:17:52.680 You think they need 80 jars of applesauce?

01:17:55.660 Give them 68 to let them know the difference.

01:17:58.420 Meanwhile, they're up there like.

01:17:59.820 Licking the spoon.

01:18:01.780 We just had 12 more jars.

01:18:04.400 God, dude.

01:18:05.040 But yeah, Elon's going to get them.

01:18:06.560 I actually tweeted at him the other day to see if they would let me.

01:18:09.980 I wanted to interview the.

01:18:11.420 Oh, go.

01:18:12.020 It would be sick, dude.

01:18:13.480 They send Theo to go pick them up.

01:18:16.160 Would you take that risk, you think, if they said you could go?

01:18:18.500 No, definitely not.

01:18:19.940 Definitely not.

01:18:20.540 That's a big risk, it would feel like.

01:18:21.980 Yeah, but that would be.

01:18:23.600 That's a one in a bajillion thing.

01:18:25.420 Nobody else would ever say they did that.

01:18:26.900 You know, and picked them up.

01:18:27.920 Who'd they send?

01:18:28.540 Did they send people that were equipped to do it?

01:18:31.100 Or was it.

01:18:31.720 I don't know.

01:18:32.600 Hopefully they sent Ben Affleck because.

01:18:34.920 He's working on the drill.

01:18:36.160 Well, I think he could just use.

01:18:37.000 Him and Bruce Willis is who I'd want to send, right?

01:18:38.960 They got that work experience.

01:18:41.380 Bruce Willis is already.

01:18:41.920 He's out of space currently.

01:18:43.220 I think he has dementia right now.

01:18:45.340 Yeah.

01:18:45.640 Which is basically free outer space.

01:18:47.300 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:48.220 He's just there.

01:18:49.140 And I'm just joking, Bruce Willis.

01:18:50.760 Yes.

01:18:52.080 But no, Sunita Williams and Barry Wilmore have been stranded on the ISS since June after

01:18:56.800 the Boeing spacecraft suffered thruster failures.

01:18:59.520 SpaceX rescue flight will not return until February.

01:19:04.060 Oh, wait.

01:19:04.400 It arrived already, though.

01:19:05.600 But arrived.

01:19:05.940 So they already picked them up.

01:19:06.980 No way.

01:19:07.600 But arrived just after 1030 p.m. on Sunday.

01:19:09.480 Oh, so they already.

01:19:10.900 They're there.

01:19:11.000 They're already in.

01:19:11.200 That was really them picking them up.

01:19:12.600 They're in today.

01:19:13.380 They're in.

01:19:13.740 But at the ride back, they're hitting some traffic.

01:19:16.160 It looks like the Waze map is telling them that they're going to be hitting some traffic.

01:19:21.340 Okay.

01:19:21.520 So they got them.

01:19:22.540 So halfway there.

01:19:23.860 So coming back must take so much longer then.

01:19:26.800 Yeah.

01:19:28.260 Yeah.

01:19:28.640 How'd they get there?

01:19:29.660 So quick.

01:19:30.300 That doesn't make sense.

01:19:31.300 I guess so.

01:19:32.100 Let me see.

01:19:32.720 When did they leave to go get them?

01:19:33.740 NASA confirmed in August that the two will return to Earth and will not return until 2025 with SpaceX now in charge of rescuing the astronauts on a crew dragon flight.

01:19:42.560 But what's the plan if they don't send SpaceX?

01:19:45.220 What's the plan?

01:19:45.640 How do they get these guys home?

01:19:47.040 They put their homes out the side.

01:19:48.660 It's like, oh, I get a more.

01:19:51.640 A crew situation?

01:19:53.260 Like, come on.

01:19:53.900 Stroke.

01:19:54.500 Stroke.

01:19:54.900 Take me to the river.

01:19:56.660 Right?

01:19:57.320 What is the plan?

01:19:58.380 What is Boeing's plan?

01:19:59.520 Oh, that's crazy.

01:20:00.380 If Elon doesn't bail them out like that.

01:20:02.720 That's crazy that there's a late.

01:20:03.700 Yeah.

01:20:04.180 But everybody's flights are getting delayed now.

01:20:06.120 That's the crazy thing.

01:20:08.000 You're equating a Southwest flight being delayed.

01:20:12.280 It's still a flight.

01:20:13.300 It's true.

01:20:13.860 I guess I'm a favor.

01:20:16.500 Everybody's having trouble, dude.

01:20:17.980 Nobody's above it, man.

01:20:18.980 Yeah.

01:20:19.240 We're all just human at the end of the day.

01:20:21.100 Nobody's above it.

01:20:23.760 But yeah, I wanted to get to interview the two astronauts podcast with them.

01:20:26.860 Yeah.

01:20:27.580 But.

01:20:28.940 They'll come.

01:20:29.800 You think so?

01:20:30.660 You get it.

01:20:30.940 I mean, it would be interesting.

01:20:32.400 Yeah.

01:20:32.620 If they're fans.

01:20:33.360 Yeah, sure.

01:20:33.880 If they're just, they don't have anything, if they don't have anything to do also, you

01:20:37.060 know?

01:20:37.500 I mean, their job's done.

01:20:39.000 They never have to work a day again in their life, right?

01:20:40.820 They're done.

01:20:41.480 They get some sort of pension.

01:20:42.720 Oh, you kidding?

01:20:43.980 You're.

01:20:45.280 Name a bigger hero.

01:20:46.620 You went and saved two people from space.

01:20:48.660 That's, that's a movie plot.

01:20:50.140 A real life movie plot.

01:20:51.420 But that's working for NASA.

01:20:52.340 That's working for the government, man.

01:20:53.880 Yeah.

01:20:54.060 Dude, you work at the post office. 1.00

01:20:55.120 They barely give you a fucking, you know. 1.00

01:20:56.720 That's true. 0.99

01:20:57.560 Some guy was, guy was stalled over on McDougal.

01:21:00.280 They couldn't pick him up for three weeks.

01:21:03.720 Where's Jim?

01:21:04.440 Oh, his car broke down on McDougal.

01:21:05.920 We'll see him in March.

01:21:09.380 Yeah.

01:21:09.800 So let's don't put it past the government's belief.

01:21:12.560 First of all, if the government said, hey, I want to take you and a buddy to space, I'd 1.00

01:21:15.880 be like, fuck. 1.00

01:21:17.340 No, dude. 1.00

01:21:18.660 You guys can't even decide on a correct price of stamps, dude.

01:21:21.780 All, all expense paid.

01:21:23.500 You guys are going to space.

01:21:25.140 Thanks.

01:21:25.560 I'd be like, dear God.

01:21:27.320 God, no.

01:21:28.320 But everything's become privatized now.

01:21:30.300 That's just how everything is, you know?

01:21:31.840 Yeah.

01:21:32.660 Yeah.

01:21:32.980 Even rescue missions, apparently.

01:21:34.360 Yeah.

01:21:34.460 Yeah.

01:21:35.000 It's crazy.

01:21:35.660 It's like, it used to be everything was kind of like the public things were rocking, you

01:21:39.060 know?

01:21:39.240 And then now it's like.

01:21:41.380 Not.

01:21:42.100 Yeah.

01:21:42.500 It's just going home.

01:21:43.040 It used to be the postal system.

01:21:44.040 Now it's Amazon.

01:21:45.300 You know, it's just like everything's kind of.

01:21:46.980 Yeah.

01:21:47.520 Or a lot of things have become more that way.

01:21:49.660 What else is going on with you, man?

01:21:53.580 Sorry.

01:21:53.800 I feel kind of tired today.

01:21:55.000 Okay.

01:21:55.340 Do I seem tired?

01:21:56.060 No, you're doing great.

01:21:56.860 Really?

01:21:57.240 Am I boring?

01:21:57.940 No.

01:21:58.800 Okay, good.

01:21:59.620 You're doing great, dude.

01:22:00.800 I've been trying to fast a lot.

01:22:02.660 And so I think it's slowing my energy down.

01:22:04.740 Yeah.

01:22:05.100 You look good though.

01:22:06.120 I feel pretty good.

01:22:07.180 Where are you in your weight loss journey or your weight gain journey?

01:22:10.120 Are you like trying to do something?

01:22:11.500 No, I've just been trying to fast just to like see if it helps my brain get like more

01:22:15.180 like sharp.

01:22:16.320 Yeah, just sharp and just like they say it can like reduce inflammation and stuff like

01:22:20.340 that.

01:22:20.680 Gotcha.

01:22:21.020 Yeah.

01:22:21.280 But then you find yourself like suddenly you can't think or anything.

01:22:24.380 Right.

01:22:24.700 You get cloudy.

01:22:26.200 Yeah.

01:22:26.580 But maybe it's just part of the process.

01:22:28.140 Do you drink caffeine?

01:22:29.860 Do you drink like coffee and stuff or no?

01:22:31.160 I've been off of it for a little bit.

01:22:32.460 Yeah.

01:22:32.960 Yeah.

01:22:33.260 So I do a cup of coffee.

01:22:34.900 You do?

01:22:35.340 Yeah, I do coffee.

01:22:36.140 I had a cup before I came here.

01:22:37.640 That's why I'm so bright eyed.

01:22:39.740 I normally have one earlier in the morning, but I didn't get one.

01:22:42.780 I was kind of late getting it, but I got one.

01:22:45.000 I got one in the afternoon and I realized like it woke me up a little bit.

01:22:48.040 So that's good.

01:22:49.360 Oh yeah, dude.

01:22:50.160 One time I took 30 days off a coffee, man, and I felt wide awake, dude.

01:22:54.040 Did you?

01:22:54.540 Yeah.

01:22:55.540 I felt like rocking, bro.

01:22:57.560 Really?

01:22:57.940 Yeah.

01:22:58.420 I think for sure like I also like the taste of it.

01:23:01.960 There's some people that don't even like the taste of it, but I enjoy a cup of coffee.

01:23:05.220 There's some people like, oh, I need my coffee when I wake up because it's got to wake

01:23:07.640 me up.

01:23:07.900 I never drink it to wake me up.

01:23:08.980 I drink it just because I wanted to like, I enjoy a cup of coffee and that's a warm beverage.

01:23:14.100 Yeah.

01:23:14.340 That's nice.

01:23:15.340 Yeah.

01:23:15.660 There's something nice about it.

01:23:16.760 Something kind of romantic about it a little bit.

01:23:18.700 By the fire, cozying up.

01:23:22.720 What else is happening, dude?

01:23:24.000 What else is going on, Joe?

01:23:25.260 I got lots, man.

01:23:27.320 You know, I got my kid's book came out, Where's Barry?

01:23:29.180 It's really fun.

01:23:30.000 Yeah.

01:23:30.180 And what's it about?

01:23:31.240 So you did it.

01:23:32.200 You had another kid's book a few years ago.

01:23:33.700 I had a book.

01:23:34.600 A cookbook.

01:23:35.400 It was a photo book.

01:23:37.020 Photo book.

01:23:37.440 The Dog Father.

01:23:38.240 My love of dogs, desserts, and grown up Italian.

01:23:40.980 Yeah.

01:23:41.300 And I was during COVID, I had taken pictures of my dogs because I'm a photographer, amateur

01:23:45.260 photographer too.

01:23:46.180 And I had done a bunch.

01:23:47.100 But my Where's Barry book just came out.

01:23:49.040 And it's like a legit book, which is cool.

01:23:51.880 It got published by Penguin.

01:23:53.180 No way.

01:23:54.080 Yeah, yeah.

01:23:54.380 Dude, congratulations.

01:23:55.940 And Spumoni's actually in the book too.

01:23:57.900 But that's my son.

01:23:59.740 And my childhood bear, he animated for me.

01:24:02.280 So that's really cool to see that happen, you know?

01:24:04.280 And what happens with Barry?

01:24:05.740 What's he dealing with?

01:24:06.680 What is it?

01:24:08.000 So my son in it, Remo, he lost his bear in his bedtime.

01:24:11.180 So he's having a little bit of a meltdown, you know?

01:24:13.280 And that's like the worst catastrophe for any parent.

01:24:15.120 So he has to go find it.

01:24:16.460 But in reality, it's based on a story.

01:24:17.820 My son is beside himself at night.

01:24:19.760 And he's like, I can't find it.

01:24:20.980 And I was like, all right, well, where'd you put it?

01:24:22.600 And I had to teach him how to like calm down and trace your steps.

01:24:25.080 But he had, he was decided in real life to play hide and seek with it.

01:24:28.400 And he hid it under a pot in the kitchen, like in a cabinet.

01:24:31.860 I never would have found it ever.

01:24:33.240 So I had to like calm him down and he went and found it.

01:24:35.420 So I wrote this book up and I sent it over.

01:24:37.440 And the guy that did it, Luke Flowers, is awesome.

01:24:39.820 He's a huge Joker's fan.

01:24:41.600 He put a bunch of Joker's like Easter eggs in it, which is really cool.

01:24:45.900 Nice when I got the first things.

01:24:47.740 But it's a really good book.

01:24:48.720 I mean, I like being a part of bedtime.

01:24:51.000 I think it's pretty fun, you know?

01:24:52.540 I read it to my kids.

01:24:53.420 My son, I went to their school, got to read it to the school, which was fun.

01:24:56.940 Yeah.

01:24:57.180 So my son's like, he's like, I'm in a book, you know?

01:24:59.900 It's really cool.

01:25:01.000 Was he excited when his dad came to school or not?

01:25:03.020 Yeah.

01:25:03.580 Yeah.

01:25:04.060 He's super excited.

01:25:04.960 They love when I get to come to school and do stuff.

01:25:07.160 But they come on the road with me too, which is cool.

01:25:08.560 They're going to come on the road with me next week, actually.

01:25:11.440 There'll be two weeks.

01:25:12.320 They'll be with me.

01:25:13.320 And they're going to come hang out on the road, which I love.

01:25:15.480 I love to get to take them out.

01:25:16.520 Yeah?

01:25:16.840 Yeah.

01:25:17.280 Yeah.

01:25:17.500 It's fun.

01:25:18.140 They, you know, they love coming on stage at the end and bowing like they did at the end

01:25:21.520 of the special.

01:25:21.980 So it's really fun, but they just like to be like room service.

01:25:27.140 You know, it's like, can we get pancakes?

01:25:29.060 Like, you know, it's like, it feels like a king, which is fun.

01:25:31.640 They get to see these towns, which I like too.

01:25:33.160 They get to go to different places.

01:25:34.880 You know, I like to not be, you know, sheltered.

01:25:36.800 I want them to see the world and stuff.

01:25:38.560 Yeah.

01:25:38.700 We were just in Milwaukee.

01:25:41.520 Milwaukee was a really amazing city that I didn't know it was like that.

01:25:44.480 Oh yeah.

01:25:44.820 Milwaukee is great.

01:25:45.740 Bro.

01:25:45.880 I had no idea.

01:25:46.820 And then there was another city that we were just in.

01:25:50.560 Springfield, Missouri.

01:25:52.280 Springfield, Missouri.

01:25:53.120 Yeah.

01:25:53.480 Yeah.

01:25:53.880 It's a sleeper.

01:25:54.900 Yeah.

01:25:55.300 Yeah.

01:25:55.740 It's a fun one.

01:25:56.660 Yeah.

01:25:57.860 And yeah, I don't even remember where else.

01:26:00.500 Jesus.

01:26:00.820 Yeah.

01:26:01.000 But isn't that, that's like my favorite part about it is like when you go to these little

01:26:04.660 towns.

01:26:05.360 Two years ago, I wanted to perform live comedy.

01:26:07.220 I wanted to perform live in all 50 states.

01:26:09.360 So I did it.

01:26:10.360 I got, I checked off all of them.

01:26:11.660 My last one was Fargo, North Dakota.

01:26:13.180 Yeah.

01:26:13.280 You remember there?

01:26:13.820 Yeah.

01:26:14.260 Which a cool, such a cool little town, you know?

01:26:16.920 And then you get to all these little towns.

01:26:18.540 I love that about going down Main Street.

01:26:20.280 You see all their little stores.

01:26:22.300 Oh yeah.

01:26:22.740 Little things.

01:26:23.700 Bob and pops.

01:26:23.720 Yeah. 0.87

01:26:24.140 Every store, every street's got like a candles and bullshit kind of store and they 0.83

01:26:27.920 got their coffees and you just walk around. 0.96

01:26:29.540 I love that.

01:26:29.980 That's so cool.

01:26:30.560 Yeah.

01:26:30.780 That is awesome.

01:26:31.880 Oh yeah.

01:26:32.320 Just a simple fact to get in to see certain places, man.

01:26:34.460 Like we got to go through like Eastern Oregon and that was just-

01:26:40.180 Do you ever do the coast drive?

01:26:41.300 Did you ever do that drive on like the Pacific coast highway?

01:26:42.920 I've never done it.

01:26:43.600 Oh no?

01:26:44.120 Yeah.

01:26:44.280 That's really fun.

01:26:44.860 Oh wait, I've done it down by California, but I've never done it all the way up.

01:26:47.420 Yeah.

01:26:47.720 So my wife, when she was, when she was still my girlfriend, I picked her up. 0.60

01:26:51.380 She lived in, off near Seattle, this town in Seattle.

01:26:54.160 So we took her from Seattle and I drove her down to her parents in San Francisco.

01:26:57.060 Oh.

01:26:57.300 So that was such a pretty drive.

01:26:58.600 And then when I lived in LA, I never did it all the way, but I've connected each piece,

01:27:02.220 you know, but it's really cool.

01:27:03.520 It's, it's like movie sets.

01:27:04.720 It's unreal.

01:27:05.420 Yeah.

01:27:05.680 It's pictures of it.

01:27:06.120 It's so pretty.

01:27:07.240 Yeah.

01:27:07.560 America is a beautiful country, man.

01:27:08.980 Yeah.

01:27:09.260 There's so many cool spots.

01:27:10.420 Yeah.

01:27:10.560 We just saw some Mennonites too.

01:27:12.420 We were in Little Rock, I think.

01:27:16.240 And they, we saw some Mennonites outside of there.

01:27:20.200 Bring up a Mennonite. 1.00

01:27:21.260 There you go.

01:27:21.780 Was that creepy?

01:27:22.740 No, they were cool.

01:27:23.620 It was just-

01:27:24.280 Did you see them at night?

01:27:25.560 No.

01:27:25.980 They disappear, right?

01:27:26.680 I don't know what they're up to at night.

01:27:29.840 Well, we saw some, yeah, lit up ones.

01:27:32.000 We saw some daytime ones.

01:27:33.660 Daytime Mennonites.

01:27:34.740 Yeah.

01:27:34.880 It's my favorite time of Mennonite.

01:27:36.660 Nighttime Mennonite? 0.87

01:27:37.440 That's kind of creepy.

01:27:38.620 Yeah.

01:27:38.760 Yeah.

01:27:38.900 That's like a, that's like a major like trope in horror films, right?

01:27:42.100 It's like that type of life.

01:27:45.120 Yeah.

01:27:45.420 Yeah.

01:27:45.620 That's crazy.

01:27:46.420 I could never do that.

01:27:49.220 What are people feeling?

01:27:50.540 Is there a lot of, do you see a lot of political stuff up in Staten Island?

01:27:53.540 Is it like a-

01:27:54.080 Long Island?

01:27:54.560 Yeah.

01:27:54.760 Not really.

01:27:55.300 I mean, I feel like it's polarized everywhere.

01:27:58.580 Yeah.

01:27:58.920 You know, but I kind of steer clear of that stuff.

01:28:00.780 I don't, I don't really try to put my opinions on people because I don't know much about anything,

01:28:06.200 you know?

01:28:06.520 Yeah.

01:28:06.740 People make their own thing.

01:28:07.980 Yeah.

01:28:08.120 Do you find yourself getting in the mix a lot?

01:28:10.320 No.

01:28:10.800 I think so.

01:28:11.480 Like, it's like, it's hard for me to talk, think about it and talk about it at the same

01:28:15.960 time sometimes.

01:28:16.560 It's like, and I don't know when to like, kind of put my thoughts in.

01:28:19.980 Like this year we started having just different people on, like, like we had some politicians

01:28:26.220 on and then we had like, like even last week we had Mark Cuban on and we talked about some

01:28:31.140 political stuff, but sometimes it's hard for me to like think and share what I want at

01:28:36.600 the same time, you know?

01:28:37.540 Right.

01:28:37.560 Yeah.

01:28:37.800 So some of those conversations, it's not as fun, you know, it's just, it's not as fun.

01:28:41.100 Yeah.

01:28:41.260 Yeah.

01:28:41.440 Yeah.

01:28:41.600 Yeah.

01:28:42.040 And then you want.

01:28:42.740 That's why people don't really talk about politics, you know, because it's like, it's

01:28:45.800 a divisive in nature.

01:28:47.020 Yeah.

01:28:47.360 You got to pick a side.

01:28:48.240 So yeah, you want to be respectful too of what somebody thinks, but at the same time,

01:28:51.180 sometimes it's like, you don't want to get into like a rebuttal and then it's like,

01:28:54.420 you know, so it's just some of that.

01:28:56.480 It's kind of like a learning curve, even with doing podcasts and it's like, how do you get into

01:29:01.740 conversations with people also when they have more knowledge than you do too about stuff

01:29:05.740 or they.

01:29:06.240 Because you're learning and contributing.

01:29:07.520 Or they think they have more knowledge, you know, because then you feel like, well, I

01:29:11.980 think something, but I may not know a fact on it, but it is how I feel, you know?

01:29:16.200 And like when to speak up.

01:29:17.560 When people try to talk you out of feelings, that's like the worst thing ever.

01:29:20.340 When you feel a certain way about anything, you know, and they try to like disprove how

01:29:24.480 you feel about something.

01:29:26.060 Like, I feel like that's wrong.

01:29:27.080 Well, blah, blah, blah.

01:29:27.660 And I hit you with all these like facts, which some were probably made up.

01:29:30.100 You don't even know.

01:29:30.660 And it's like, okay, but I still feel that way.

01:29:33.100 Yeah.

01:29:33.680 What are you trying to talk me out of?

01:29:35.000 You know?

01:29:35.300 Exactly, dude.

01:29:35.960 Yeah.

01:29:36.240 That's an interesting thing there.

01:29:38.600 What else is happening in the news?

01:29:40.140 What else is going on, man?

01:29:42.080 You read the news when you wake up?

01:29:44.200 How do you get your news?

01:29:48.140 That's a good question.

01:29:49.340 Yeah.

01:29:49.500 Probably TikTok.

01:29:52.240 Yep.

01:29:53.220 Websites.

01:29:57.000 That's it, really.

01:29:57.820 Stuff that comes across your radar?

01:29:59.620 Yeah.

01:29:59.880 Kind of like that are things that I'll see kind of over and over again.

01:30:02.620 Yeah.

01:30:02.740 Dude, you see that snake that's head got bit off and it still bit itself?

01:30:07.400 Bring it up.

01:30:09.680 Watch this.

01:30:10.440 They cut the snake's head off, right?

01:30:12.040 Yeah.

01:30:12.320 That's its head at the bottom.

01:30:14.080 That is insane. 0.89

01:30:19.540 And so, yeah, that's from Satan, dude.

01:30:21.800 You think it's having a bad day and then it just gets way worse.

01:30:27.520 Oh, bro.

01:30:28.060 Look at that.

01:30:29.760 That is.

01:30:30.540 It bit.

01:30:30.840 Its head was a foot away from the end of its body.

01:30:33.860 It taps it and then there you go.

01:30:35.640 And then the other end of the snake curls over and touches the head just reflexively.

01:30:41.680 And it just opens its mouth and instinctually just chomps down on itself.

01:30:45.900 And now the snake is like, not only have I lost my head, but now it's biting me.

01:30:50.180 Look, I've tried to do some things to myself.

01:30:52.540 You know what I'm saying?

01:30:53.520 That's the talent right there.

01:30:54.500 In junior high or whatever.

01:30:56.060 But this is kind of crazy, bro.

01:30:58.720 Did you?

01:30:59.340 Do you have a fear of anything?

01:31:01.360 Are you afraid of snakes?

01:31:02.180 Snakes make me very nervous.

01:31:03.920 That makes me nervous.

01:31:04.780 I'm not really afraid of snakes.

01:31:06.160 That clip changes my opinion.

01:31:08.100 Well, it makes me feel like they're directly from Sate.

01:31:10.760 And also huge corporations make me very nervous.

01:31:15.100 Snakes and huge corporations.

01:31:16.280 And sheer evil.

01:31:17.700 Yeah, those are tough.

01:31:18.640 Those are tough.

01:31:19.520 Yeah.

01:31:19.840 And genocide also makes me nervous too a little bit.

01:31:22.300 And we're talking in no particular order.

01:31:25.640 All three of those things make me pretty nervous.

01:31:28.440 Yeah.

01:31:29.220 Sometimes you see animals pull off some stuff and you just can't.

01:31:32.180 You can't believe that they're real with stuff.

01:31:35.280 You ever see like when you see these falcons, they're like 100 feet out of the water and

01:31:40.300 they see a fish and they just dive, get it out of the water and just come up and have

01:31:43.900 lunch.

01:31:44.300 It's like, I missed a turn on the way here and I have GPS.

01:31:47.980 You know what I mean?

01:31:48.760 It's like crazy.

01:31:49.800 It's crazy what some of these animals could do. 0.98

01:31:51.680 But biting yourself with your head off, that's bonkers. 1.00

01:31:55.040 That's some diddy shit. 1.00

01:31:56.100 Look at those. 1.00

01:31:57.640 These are nuts. 0.73

01:31:58.940 They just dive. 0.99

01:31:59.420 And they go underwater.

01:32:00.380 They can't breathe in.

01:32:01.460 They're just diving and going.

01:32:03.220 He's like, boom, I'm just going to grab this fish right out of the water.

01:32:05.340 Oh.

01:32:07.140 If you could train a falcon to do that and you showed up like at a bass tournament.

01:32:12.620 Everybody's there with their rods.

01:32:13.620 You're just there with the little helmet on it.

01:32:16.500 Go ahead, Maximus.

01:32:18.340 Time to eat.

01:32:19.620 In 30 minutes, you're done.

01:32:21.700 I love birds.

01:32:22.740 You're done for the day.

01:32:23.360 You do?

01:32:23.760 I love birds, man.

01:32:24.780 If I could have a falcon, I'd have a falcon.

01:32:26.700 I had an African gray parrot for a minute.

01:32:30.160 No way.

01:32:30.920 The best.

01:32:32.200 Maximus, his name was.

01:32:33.020 It was a little bird I had.

01:32:34.540 It was so fun.

01:32:35.180 Yeah, those guys, they're super smart.

01:32:38.080 And are these the ones that can read and write or no?

01:32:40.460 Yeah, they're the most intelligent of the parrot.

01:32:42.280 Yeah, they've got that red tail. 0.98

01:32:43.480 They're really fun.

01:32:44.340 But I didn't teach it how to talk because I only taught it to go like that because they

01:32:50.200 live to 80 years old.

01:32:51.200 I don't want 80 years old to like, hello.

01:32:52.680 I don't want 80 years old to say hello to this bird.

01:32:55.560 So I didn't teach it how to say anything.

01:32:57.020 Oh, dude, come on.

01:32:58.000 So I'm like, what am I going to do?

01:32:59.100 I'm going to be answering questions?

01:33:00.040 That's like having a toddler or whatever.

01:33:01.400 You don't teach him anything.

01:33:03.140 It's a bird though.

01:33:04.240 He liked his life for a while.

01:33:05.520 It was great.

01:33:06.100 And what happened in the end?

01:33:07.280 I ended up moving to LA and I didn't have an apartment or anything.

01:33:11.820 And I was living with a friend, so I couldn't bring a bird in a bird cage with me.

01:33:14.540 So I ended up, there was this bird rescuer that worked at with the Bronx Zoo.

01:33:19.720 And she came over, took it and interviewed her and she was really nice.

01:33:23.560 They got a good zoo in the Bronx.

01:33:24.940 A lot of union work, a lot of union animals.

01:33:26.800 A lot of union animals up there. 0.91

01:33:28.240 It's clean.

01:33:28.860 A lot of union animals. 0.94

01:33:29.580 Yeah, the Bronx Zoo is like one of the biggest ones.

01:33:31.140 Wow.

01:33:31.420 They do a big thing at the holidays too.

01:33:33.840 I think all the zoos do it where they light up and do that at night thing.

01:33:37.220 Oh, yeah.

01:33:37.720 And it's really, really cool.

01:33:38.640 Animals at night or whatever.

01:33:40.360 Yeah.

01:33:40.860 When I went to Australia, I did the weirdest thing.

01:33:43.740 They had the nocturnal animals, they changed their clock on them.

01:33:49.580 So they make, they're all indoors in this facility, right?

01:33:52.120 There's like these mice and whatnot.

01:33:53.440 And they change their clock because they are supposed to be asleep at night.

01:33:56.580 That they make it sun at night inside this building.

01:34:00.400 It's sun up.

01:34:01.760 And then during the day, they make it night in this building.

01:34:04.540 Isn't that a war crime doing that? 0.92

01:34:05.360 I think it is.

01:34:05.960 I think these mice are like, hey, if they ever get out in the wild, it's not going to do it.

01:34:09.840 But it's great.

01:34:10.200 You walk in, it's like you're walking through the prairies at night.

01:34:12.380 I think it was in Sydney, the Sydney Zoo or wherever I was.

01:34:14.740 And it was crazy.

01:34:15.740 Like you walked in and it was like you were walking through.

01:34:18.500 And they had all these mice running around, all these different owls, bats.

01:34:21.780 It's crazy.

01:34:22.580 Yeah.

01:34:22.920 I wouldn't be able to be a night animal, dude.

01:34:25.040 No. 0.97

01:34:25.460 You're too lazy.

01:34:26.600 Well, it's just too risky out there. 0.88

01:34:28.840 Something like attacks you in the dark or something.

01:34:31.200 Something always sees better than you.

01:34:32.480 Yes.

01:34:32.840 That's tough.

01:34:34.200 Yeah, dude.

01:34:35.000 And if you can't see that good and it's nighttime or whatever, and you're like, I'm an animal

01:34:38.960 or whatever, you're done.

01:34:41.000 These scary movies too where people like run through the woods at night.

01:34:43.460 No.

01:34:43.860 I'm going to stay here until the sun comes up and then I'll figure it out.

01:34:46.020 Yeah.

01:34:46.260 Like trying to run through and stuff.

01:34:47.860 I can't do that.

01:34:48.280 Yeah.

01:34:48.540 Like they said, it's Friday the 13th movies.

01:34:50.140 They were like that.

01:34:50.900 Yeah.

01:34:51.120 Did you ever watch those?

01:34:52.260 Yeah.

01:34:52.680 Yeah, I did.

01:34:53.220 I did.

01:34:53.440 I like some horrors and stuff.

01:34:54.680 Yeah, that's it.

01:34:55.860 Nocturnal house.

01:34:56.640 The Taronga Zoo, upper nocturnal house, Australia.

01:35:00.160 So see that?

01:35:00.800 That's the indoor.

01:35:01.800 So they totally change it.

01:35:03.200 It's broad daylight outside.

01:35:04.600 You walk into night.

01:35:06.620 It's these crazy squirrel things. 0.93

01:35:08.660 And all the Australian animals are all batshit crazy.

01:35:11.220 They got some weirdest animals over there.

01:35:13.320 Well, even if you think about like, it's funny because if you looked at, like, say if

01:35:17.620 you walked into the forest or whatever and they had, you saw a bear in there, right?

01:35:22.700 But he was drinking, you know, he's sitting there drinking like 20 cups of coffee and smoking

01:35:30.040 cigarettes and it's like on his computer all day. 1.00

01:35:32.000 You'd be like, something's wrong with this fucking bear. 0.99

01:35:34.600 The other bears are just having fun, scratching their backs on trees, dude, you know, eating 1.00

01:35:41.800 berries or whatever.

01:35:42.900 And he's just over there like, you know.

01:35:45.000 Got to get this report to corporate.

01:35:49.060 Like, this bear's got something wrong with him, right?

01:35:50.560 It just shows you what sick animals.

01:35:52.420 We are just like humans.

01:35:54.020 We've gotten kind of sick, you know?

01:35:56.320 Bear appears to carry a laptop computer at Montana Roadside.

01:35:59.300 Never mind, dude.

01:36:00.220 This guy, he was like, dude, I got to give Theo a story.

01:36:04.600 Wow. 1.00

01:36:06.600 People get stupid around bears, though. 1.00

01:36:08.160 They always want to pet them. 1.00

01:36:09.380 Yeah.

01:36:09.560 Like, that's, it's got to be the number one animal attack.

01:36:11.820 Yeah.

01:36:11.920 There's always a video in the background.

01:36:13.200 The kid's like, touch him, dad.

01:36:14.440 And people think they're scarier than them.

01:36:16.040 They're going, oh, oh.

01:36:17.340 And meanwhile, the bear rips the head off. 1.00

01:36:18.780 Like, it's so dumb. 1.00

01:36:19.960 Don't be a wimp, dad. 1.00

01:36:20.940 Yeah, go get a wimp. 1.00

01:36:22.400 Dad puts a bike helmet on and goes to fucking talk to the bear. 1.00

01:36:26.320 You're like, it's okay. 0.99

01:36:27.620 And he puts his hand out.

01:36:28.580 He's like, oh, oh.

01:36:29.260 Like, what are you doing? 1.00

01:36:30.160 The bear's like, I'm going to eat you, you dumb human. 1.00

01:36:33.120 It's so stupid. 1.00

01:36:34.420 People get so ballsy or so scared of bears. 1.00

01:36:36.860 It's unbelievable.

01:36:38.640 Yeah, dude.

01:36:39.120 I don't know why people think bears are friendly.

01:36:41.440 It's the one, because they look cute, right?

01:36:42.880 But the people are like, oh, they're friendly.

01:36:44.100 But like, nobody goes up to like lions and tries to pet them.

01:36:46.820 Lions are cute too, right?

01:36:47.880 But they're not as, bears have been like commercialized as being so cute.

01:36:52.760 The Berenstain bears, right?

01:36:54.500 Right, you got it.

01:36:54.740 The teddy bear.

01:36:55.720 Yeah, the teddy bear.

01:36:56.800 You stole it.

01:36:58.380 Yeah.

01:36:58.740 Bear grills.

01:36:59.760 Yeah.

01:37:00.000 People approach him like that.

01:37:03.760 It's going to bite him off.

01:37:06.320 People just bear spray him all the time.

01:37:08.200 No, no, no. 0.88

01:37:08.600 Give him a little finger to a bear. 1.00

01:37:10.980 He's like, you're not going to eat me today.

01:37:13.680 Dude, that would be the best you see a bear, like in a Hakeem Olajuwon jersey somewhere.

01:37:20.500 Or in a Nuggets jersey. 1.00

01:37:21.920 And the bear is going, how do you eat your ass? 1.00

01:37:27.680 Yeah, dude, nature's crazy, man. 1.00

01:37:29.560 Do you think that we are, we're like divinely separate or do you think that we're just part

01:37:36.300 of nature, do you think?

01:37:37.840 I think there's a, I think we're, I think we're part.

01:37:40.660 Yeah, it's, it's hard.

01:37:41.740 I, I, I think we are part of it, but I'm not sure if, I think we fit in a different way.

01:37:47.540 We think we fit in a different way than we do.

01:37:49.580 I think it's like, we're supposed to be part of the mix way more. 0.99

01:37:52.120 We're not in charge of half this shit. 0.99

01:37:53.580 Yeah, we're supposed to be part of the mix way more. 0.99

01:37:55.120 Yeah, it's a hundred percent.

01:37:56.000 Like we have to put these animals in cages to control them and stuff.

01:37:58.720 And we're like, where the dominant species?

01:37:59.960 Like, yeah, really?

01:38:00.740 Let them out of the zoo and see what happens.

01:38:05.120 I think it's crazy that way.

01:38:06.580 Yeah.

01:38:07.400 I love animals though.

01:38:08.240 Yeah, man, I think I wish I would spend more time around in my, uh, we had a, this neuroscientist

01:38:13.960 on and she was saying that, yeah, being around animals, being around horses, even just if

01:38:18.620 you have a big family and you all sleep together in the same house, that it creates more, um,

01:38:23.920 like, uh, feelings of like low stress, you know?

01:38:26.980 Yeah.

01:38:27.600 Horses are used a lot in therapy, right?

01:38:28.940 Equine therapy, what they call it?

01:38:30.120 Yeah.

01:38:30.260 Where you like hug a horse and go to a ranch for like a month.

01:38:32.340 Yeah.

01:38:32.660 Those are big.

01:38:33.280 They think it's like a horse hugging.

01:38:34.460 That's the thing.

01:38:35.080 I didn't make that up.

01:38:36.100 That's real.

01:38:36.520 But then it can escalate too.

01:38:37.660 Cause I married this horse.

01:38:40.060 I found love in Arizona.

01:38:42.620 You'll end up in, uh, D and one of those donkey shows or whatever. 0.88

01:38:46.580 How does equine therapy help trauma victims?

01:38:49.000 That's a good question.

01:38:50.120 Equine therapy is an excellent option for trauma victims who have a hard time opening up

01:38:53.740 about their experiences or who feel overwhelmed, anxiety or panic.

01:38:57.800 Equine therapy provides a unique environment in which individuals are able to heal their invisible

01:39:03.300 wounds in a way that is intuitive and fun.

01:39:05.880 Um, it's fun.

01:39:07.820 Therapy could be fun, man.

01:39:09.140 This is a website.

01:39:09.860 I think trying to sell something.

01:39:11.000 Is there actually, do you, can you find something that's a little bit more information?

01:39:14.040 Just like the actual information, please.

01:39:16.380 I'm curious about that.

01:39:17.960 Yeah.

01:39:18.240 There's a, cause how do you do it?

01:39:20.560 You know?

01:39:21.140 So it's basically just kind of like you're around cause they're low stress animals or

01:39:24.680 like, you know, you, that you have to be calm around a horse or you have to calm yourself

01:39:27.640 down.

01:39:27.920 I think that's part of it.

01:39:28.740 So I think that's, that, that does it, but it's, it's weird.

01:39:32.420 Like you see these people, like they're laying down with the horses and just petting them

01:39:35.700 and they're, you see what the problems they're dealing with.

01:39:37.940 It's crazy.

01:39:38.420 Oh yeah.

01:39:39.080 I met two alpacas outside of a Lowe's outside of, uh, uh, parks outside of park city.

01:39:47.040 What were they picking up?

01:39:48.860 They're picking up some, uh, two by four.

01:39:52.100 No, I don't know what they were doing.

01:39:53.680 Uh, one of them named macaroni.

01:39:55.660 I remember that.

01:39:56.200 That's great.

01:39:56.740 Love that.

01:39:57.160 I want to put that video in of it.

01:39:58.520 The movement of horses can improve motor function and core strength.

01:40:01.700 Uh, no.

01:40:03.300 The psychological effects of equine is that there become from the horse's ability to

01:40:06.880 recognize human emotions and provide an intentional response.

01:40:10.220 Okay.

01:40:10.740 So if you're like, you're freaking out, they'll just come over and be like, look, it's okay.

01:40:14.700 I'm a horse.

01:40:16.580 Improve self-esteem.

01:40:18.000 I'm okay.

01:40:19.400 Um, yeah, man.

01:40:21.100 I think my brain just feels slow today.

01:40:23.240 Do you ever have slow days?

01:40:24.020 You take days off sometimes.

01:40:25.360 I just got off the road too, for a few days and it was just.

01:40:28.280 That's always the hard one.

01:40:29.620 Yeah.

01:40:29.940 You think?

01:40:30.340 Yeah.

01:40:30.740 I think when you get back to settle in, it's, it's nice.

01:40:33.300 You're trying to readjust because your clock's off too.

01:40:36.360 Right.

01:40:36.520 Cause like you're having that high of doing a show at night, meeting all those people

01:40:40.160 and doing everything.

01:40:40.740 Right.

01:40:41.020 Yeah.

01:40:41.180 So it's a little different.

01:40:41.920 You're not, you don't get that at home.

01:40:43.280 Yeah.

01:40:43.780 Yeah.

01:40:44.960 What time do you normally go to bed?

01:40:46.600 If you're at home?

01:40:47.460 If I'm at home by 11.

01:40:48.680 Oh, really?

01:40:49.360 Yeah.

01:40:50.360 What about you?

01:40:51.280 I go to bed probably around one.

01:40:53.120 No way.

01:40:54.200 One AM?

01:40:55.220 12, one.

01:40:56.340 Yeah.

01:40:56.920 Joe, that's late.

01:40:57.900 Yeah, I know.

01:40:58.340 I probably should get more sleep, but I, like I said, I sleep hard with these dogs.

01:41:02.400 It was like a good five hours that I'm raring to go.

01:41:04.740 I'm a napper though.

01:41:05.640 Sometimes I'll shut it down for 20.

01:41:06.900 I like a good cat nap.

01:41:07.860 Oh yeah.

01:41:08.360 I'll grab a nap.

01:41:09.220 You nap?

01:41:09.880 Yeah, dude.

01:41:10.500 I like a nap.

01:41:11.100 I think napping's the best.

01:41:11.920 I think they're the best.

01:41:12.880 Could you, could you nap for longer though?

01:41:14.440 Like if I go over like 25 minutes, half hour, I'll, I'm like, I slept.

01:41:18.700 Like I need to go to sleep.

01:41:20.100 Like I can, you know?

01:41:20.860 My dream is to take an alarmless nap, dude.

01:41:24.920 Wake up when the body says it's time.

01:41:26.640 Yeah, dude.

01:41:27.720 Blacked out curtains.

01:41:28.440 God starts pulling on your strings again.

01:41:29.740 That's right.

01:41:30.160 Yeah.

01:41:30.460 Blacked out curtains.

01:41:31.600 Yeah.

01:41:32.280 Maybe the AC's on.

01:41:33.540 I like it.

01:41:33.800 AC on, ear plugs in, fan on.

01:41:36.680 Yeah.

01:41:37.100 One of those Vietnamese water fountains playing in the back or whatever.

01:41:40.440 You got it.

01:41:41.060 Of course.

01:41:41.500 Water dripping directly on my forehead in the center.

01:41:43.900 Like I like all, I like to be like a POW.

01:41:46.280 That's it.

01:41:46.740 Getting out, right?

01:41:47.560 Oh, I want, yeah.

01:41:48.360 Do you do ear?

01:41:50.060 I want somebody to just slip me a small tin of beans around 8 p.m.

01:41:54.240 That's the only food.

01:41:54.920 Maybe the little paper cuts on your foot.

01:41:56.520 Yeah, dude.

01:41:57.600 Like I.

01:41:58.100 Did you do ear?

01:41:59.000 Do you do like.

01:41:59.860 I'll do ear plugs, yeah.

01:42:00.580 Ear plugs, yeah.

01:42:01.140 Dude, I'll wear ear plugs now.

01:42:02.260 So now it's till like 11 a.m.

01:42:03.420 It's like, there's just too much noise in the world.

01:42:05.920 I don't want any of it.

01:42:07.100 I don't care.

01:42:07.860 Oh, wow.

01:42:08.400 I've heard so much of it.

01:42:10.040 Put the ear plugs in.

01:42:11.380 See people.

01:42:12.420 They don't know.

01:42:13.100 Oh, yeah.

01:42:13.580 Talk loud to them.

01:42:15.240 Like, God, neighbor's loud.

01:42:17.380 Yeah.

01:42:18.360 Theo's got his ear.

01:42:19.920 It's gone.

01:42:21.080 Do you have them in now?

01:42:22.360 No, I don't.

01:42:23.000 All right, good, good.

01:42:23.900 But I'll put them out.

01:42:24.660 Yeah, I'll put them in a lot, dude.

01:42:26.420 That's good, though.

01:42:27.040 It'll shut you down.

01:42:28.420 What else do I do?

01:42:29.540 What's something else that I like to do a lot?

01:42:33.480 Oh, I used to sleep in a neck brace when I was young to try to make my neck longer.

01:42:36.840 Do you ever do anything like that?

01:42:37.620 Stretch it out?

01:42:38.340 Yeah.

01:42:39.380 No, I didn't sleep in a neck brace, but I had a-

01:42:43.700 It's hard.

01:42:44.160 It's pretty hard to do.

01:42:45.520 Did you ever have braces growing up?

01:42:47.300 Oh, yeah.

01:42:47.720 Yeah, so I had braces.

01:42:48.400 I was the last one that I got it for some-

01:42:50.160 My doctor was totally through this thing where, you know, he had the headgear thing.

01:42:54.400 Mm-hmm.

01:42:54.660 And, like, he, because I was the last one in the family, he was, like, milking it.

01:42:57.720 He didn't want the gattles to be out of that orthodontic game, you know?

01:43:01.740 So I had to wear a headgear for, like, for five-

01:43:06.260 I had braces for five years.

01:43:07.420 And he was, like, you had to wear the headgear, you know, when you sleep.

01:43:09.900 And I was, like, you know what?

01:43:10.640 I don't want to wear it for five years.

01:43:11.820 I was going to wear them all the time.

01:43:13.120 So I just used to wear it, like, 24-7.

01:43:15.420 Really?

01:43:15.640 I would have this headgear, yeah.

01:43:17.100 I'd have the headgear on as much as I could.

01:43:18.440 Like an air traffic controller?

01:43:19.260 Yeah, I would have just had the, like, piece thing.

01:43:21.560 Yeah, similar to that.

01:43:22.180 That's a little bit, yeah.

01:43:24.360 Could you Google, like, 1980s?

01:43:26.860 Like, that's, like, keep your mouth open thing, yeah.

01:43:31.220 That thing, yeah, like the headband thing.

01:43:32.860 Yeah, still do the same thing, basically.

01:43:34.380 So, bro, early braces was crazy. 0.99

01:43:37.380 When you saw somebody with that shit on, you'd be like, what are you a part of? 0.99

01:43:41.520 I know, I'd go to school like that. 1.00

01:43:43.320 Yeah, what culture you did?

01:43:43.900 Because I didn't want to wear braces for so long.

01:43:45.660 Yeah, it was weird.

01:43:48.220 That's the one thing I really did.

01:43:49.540 But that was because I wanted to be done with it sooner.

01:43:51.680 That might be me, actually, that picture right there.

01:43:54.980 That third one, that guy looks troubled, dude.

01:43:58.220 Yeah, he's like, I don't want to do this.

01:44:00.560 Yeah, those things were crazy, dude.

01:44:02.360 Yeah, like, what were the first braces ever, I wonder?

01:44:05.220 What did they look like, the first teeth braces?

01:44:07.600 I don't know any before this.

01:44:08.780 Besides the silver things they would glue to your teeth, right?

01:44:10.840 They put it on with the adhesive to the front of your teeth.

01:44:12.660 That's what I had, the exposed ones, kind of like 2D has right there.

01:44:16.020 Yeah, and then they put the ones with the little rubber bands on it.

01:44:21.400 Rubber bands underneath here.

01:44:22.000 People see that?

01:44:22.640 You have to bring back the overbite.

01:44:24.280 But then the big one was when they went to a clear front, clear one.

01:44:27.160 So they were trying to fool you that it was clear.

01:44:30.320 Egyptian mummies were found with metal bands around their teeth.

01:44:33.300 And archaeologists believe they used cat gut to tie the bands together to move them.

01:44:37.880 Primitive orthodontic appliances were also found with early Greek and Roman artifacts.

01:44:42.000 Really, they were getting in that straight your teeth game early.

01:44:45.780 But imagine using cat gut.

01:44:48.900 Cat gut your tongue. 0.98

01:44:50.000 Cat gut your tongue. 0.98

01:44:51.020 That's probably where it comes from.

01:44:52.300 Oh my.

01:44:52.800 We thought it was gut, it's cat gut your tongue.

01:44:55.860 And we're solving mysteries here.

01:44:57.980 Cat gut your tongue? 0.99

01:44:59.320 Dude. 0.68

01:44:59.980 You got cat gut tongue. 1.00

01:45:01.360 Look at this shit, bro. 1.00

01:45:02.840 Oh. 1.00

01:45:03.540 Oh my God.

01:45:05.020 Oh, they like drilled through the teeth, though.

01:45:06.640 That's not right.

01:45:07.660 They shouldn't have done that.

01:45:08.360 That doesn't seem correct.

01:45:09.100 Horrible ideas.

01:45:10.040 Yeah.

01:45:10.180 This is also, who knows if this is a reliable website, it's 123dentist.com.

01:45:17.060 They might have put this up together in Canva in the back and just like threw together a graphic.

01:45:22.360 Bro, that's the crazy thing about news nowadays.

01:45:24.200 You don't know what's news and what isn't.

01:45:25.700 No.

01:45:25.840 I mean, it's crazy.

01:45:26.760 You don't know what is real, what isn't.

01:45:28.520 You can go down a rabbit hole.

01:45:30.120 You can, and even the real-

01:45:31.480 You find something that gets disproved on the next page.

01:45:33.240 Yeah.

01:45:33.720 And the real news channels, they're not even serving you news.

01:45:36.500 No. 0.99

01:45:36.920 So it's like, what the fuck are they? 0.99

01:45:38.480 They're opinions. 0.99

01:45:40.660 Yeah.

01:45:41.220 Yeah.

01:45:42.100 That's why I asked you where you get your news from, and you said TikTok.

01:45:45.120 Yeah, dude.

01:45:45.700 Which is an insane answer if you think about it.

01:45:47.900 TikTok, rumors.

01:45:49.900 What my neighbor says.

01:45:51.300 Oh, for sure, dude.

01:45:52.480 Whispers at the coffee bean.

01:45:54.760 Yeah.

01:45:55.540 People things yell out during sex or whatever, anything.

01:45:58.420 Did you hear about that?

01:45:59.320 Yeah.

01:45:59.540 I heard it from Doreen, my neighbor.

01:46:01.340 Yeah, dude.

01:46:02.220 Trust me.

01:46:02.740 Every now and then, when Hank's home early, she leaves her window open, and you'll get

01:46:06.180 the real scoop.

01:46:07.680 Oh, she's yelling, SpaceX is saving the astronauts.

01:46:13.180 You're like, God, well, when do you guys come already?

01:46:16.060 I'm pretty sick of hearing this news.

01:46:18.100 Yeah, ear pods.

01:46:19.000 Dude, what about all that Diddy stuff, man?

01:46:23.420 He's going to go down, huh?

01:46:25.620 Did you ever meet him?

01:46:26.640 I never met him.

01:46:27.660 Never met him, no.

01:46:28.500 We're asking everybody now.

01:46:29.700 In New York, he was always around, but I never met him.

01:46:32.760 I mean, that was, you know, I'm only in the public eye for a decade now.

01:46:36.920 He's been around forever.

01:46:37.600 I never really ran into him now.

01:46:38.860 Seeing him, though, is kind of crazy.

01:46:40.080 Seeing all that happen, you know?

01:46:41.920 To me, it's crazy.

01:46:43.220 I wonder if, say he does have tapes or information on, like, other people, right?

01:46:50.520 Other people, yeah.

01:46:51.980 I wonder if they are going to use that to get people to support different, like, I wonder

01:47:00.100 if the government is going to use that to get people to support different-

01:47:03.720 Agendas?

01:47:04.760 Agendas, political agendas.

01:47:06.460 Like, that's what I wonder.

01:47:07.540 It's like, okay, this tape won't come out.

01:47:09.620 We need you to support this candidate, or we need you to support this bill or policy

01:47:14.420 or something.

01:47:14.940 Yeah.

01:47:15.580 I mean, it's not beyond comprehension, right?

01:47:18.220 I don't think so.

01:47:19.220 Yeah.

01:47:19.480 I mean, there's definitely stuff that people are afraid to have out there, for sure.

01:47:25.080 I mean, you know, he famously said that he's got tapes and stuff, and everybody knows,

01:47:28.960 so.

01:47:29.280 And then imagine if you were ever even there, even if you were just eating an hors d'oeuvres

01:47:33.660 really hard.

01:47:34.940 Before you realize what's going on, you're just having some death.

01:47:37.540 Deviled eggs.

01:47:38.280 And you turn to your left, and you're like, I should leave, but they already got you on

01:47:41.780 camera.

01:47:42.560 Deviled eggs, you know?

01:47:43.560 That's rough.

01:47:44.260 A couple four eggs and a baguette in your mouth or something.

01:47:47.380 And people are like, this guy's involved.

01:47:49.300 I don't know.

01:47:49.920 That would be, ugh.

01:47:51.200 Yeah.

01:47:51.920 That's right.

01:47:52.300 I mean, it's going to be interesting how it shakes out, for sure.

01:47:54.420 I think it's going to be, that's going to be a long time coming out, though, right?

01:47:56.900 That's not going to be like a, I think it's going to go on for a while.

01:47:59.420 Yeah.

01:47:59.840 They got to drag that out.

01:48:00.700 They got to drag that out, for sure.

01:48:01.640 Yeah.

01:48:02.020 Yeah.

01:48:03.200 I think so.

01:48:04.920 What else is going on?

01:48:08.280 This is a, you're such an interesting fella.

01:48:11.720 I am?

01:48:12.200 You are, yeah.

01:48:13.260 Do you feel that?

01:48:14.180 Because you are one of the most interesting people to sit down with.

01:48:16.720 I love it.

01:48:17.020 No.

01:48:17.180 Every time we sit down, dude, I love it.

01:48:18.920 Really?

01:48:19.300 I just feel like, yeah, I feel like my brain is a little bit off today, kind of.

01:48:22.760 It's actually, it's been good.

01:48:24.080 I just sometimes feel a little bit like, I don't know.

01:48:27.340 Like you got too much sleep, you didn't get enough sleep.

01:48:29.300 I don't know.

01:48:30.000 Yeah.

01:48:30.460 You know?

01:48:30.960 It's a mixture of both.

01:48:31.860 Maybe you need a nap, but we got to, we got to tie you up and drop some water on you. 0.97

01:48:35.580 Are we okay?

01:48:36.640 Get you in some sleep.

01:48:37.660 Yeah.

01:48:38.160 Did you ever go do one of those military shows abroad?

01:48:41.240 Like military tours?

01:48:43.300 No.

01:48:43.780 No, I didn't.

01:48:44.560 I wanted to.

01:48:45.580 I've never did that.

01:48:46.240 Have you?

01:48:46.640 Yeah.

01:48:46.920 Those are pretty cool.

01:48:47.440 Was it cool?

01:48:48.120 Yeah.

01:48:48.520 Yeah.

01:48:49.220 Yeah.

01:48:49.540 It's because you get to go to places you never would even think that we have like military presence

01:48:53.240 and you're like, Oh my gosh, we're in this place.

01:48:55.680 And like suddenly you're performing and there's just like people, you know, do you get like

01:48:59.060 the military escorts and all that stuff too?

01:49:00.740 Is that like when you get, when you're going on the way there, I had a girl who offered

01:49:03.680 a BJ to me once in a black off.

01:49:06.980 That's not, not that kind of escort.

01:49:09.500 I meant like they take you, not like a girl who's in the military offering.

01:49:15.780 Yeah.

01:49:16.140 I don't know what you're talking about now.

01:49:17.600 No.

01:49:18.000 This girl, but she had like, Oh my God. 1.00

01:49:22.960 Yeah.

01:49:23.100 I just remember in a black Hawk.

01:49:25.020 Yeah.

01:49:25.360 She's like, there's black Hawk down.

01:49:26.760 Yeah.

01:49:28.460 She was black Hawk down, man.

01:49:31.360 Well, I don't know what she was into. 0.93

01:49:33.360 She was white Hawk down.

01:49:35.940 But she, yeah.

01:49:37.000 And I, um, I, yeah, I just, I didn't do it.

01:49:40.420 I think I got too nervous.

01:49:41.380 She also had a big, huge pimple on her neck and it made me nervous too. 0.96

01:49:45.520 So, yeah, that's a, that's, that's not going to do it for you.

01:49:50.160 It just made me so nervous.

01:49:51.500 I was like, I don't, you know,

01:49:53.320 Don't you have one neck her piece? 1.00

01:49:55.080 I don't know.

01:49:56.060 Yeah. 0.99

01:49:56.380 Some weird shit you haven't heard on my teeth. 1.00

01:49:59.000 So I don't know that shit, man. 1.00

01:50:00.980 But then, oh, one time there was another time on a military, I think it was an airport 1.00

01:50:06.180 base.

01:50:06.680 They were doing like runs in the morning and some girl came by my room in the morning 0.99

01:50:10.720 and, um, I don't remember what it, you know, I don't exactly remember what happened, but

01:50:17.080 it was all above board or whatever.

01:50:19.280 Yeah.

01:50:19.620 Yeah.

01:50:19.960 But, uh, they need love to on the, on the basis.

01:50:25.180 I'll see.

01:50:25.600 Yeah.

01:50:25.900 She was, she, she was probably a little late for work, two minutes late for work, but still

01:50:29.940 just a couple minutes.

01:50:33.200 I'm not going to brag.

01:50:34.560 She was, yeah.

01:50:35.360 80 seconds late for work.

01:50:37.060 A minute 30 at most.

01:50:38.300 Yeah.

01:50:39.060 I hear that.

01:50:39.620 Um, what's been something that you didn't expect about heading off in a standup comedy?

01:50:44.060 Like, did you expect it would be different?

01:50:46.320 Do you expect it would be like the challenge of it?

01:50:48.680 Like, I know you've always been on stage and been a performer.

01:50:51.400 Yeah.

01:50:51.520 The challenge of it for sure.

01:50:52.640 Like to have to talk for 65 minutes, like, you know, and do all that and just put it together

01:50:58.000 that way.

01:50:58.440 That was really like the crafting of the hour was such a, it's such a really cool thing

01:51:03.580 to do, you know, and being aware enough to be like, this isn't as funny as the other

01:51:07.760 stuff, this has to go.

01:51:08.920 That was such a weird thing.

01:51:10.100 Like the editing of the hour, you know, is like where you think this is going to be a

01:51:14.400 great part of it. 0.95

01:51:15.020 And then you go and just some other stupid thing that happened and you're like, oh, wow, 0.99

01:51:18.740 this is so much funnier than that. 0.99

01:51:20.700 And it becomes a big piece of it.

01:51:22.040 Like a year into the tour, I found a different story and I just was like, oh, I got to pull

01:51:25.980 this out.

01:51:26.500 This is not as funny as the other stuff.

01:51:27.860 And that, that was pretty cool.

01:51:29.560 I never really experienced that because you think you have it.

01:51:31.380 You're like, oh, this is a great hour.

01:51:32.400 And then you have something like, no, this is a great hour, you know?

01:51:35.820 Yeah.

01:51:36.040 I just had my son and I had a story about my, in the new special messing with people, I

01:51:39.780 had a story about my son going on a Star Wars ride and he didn't, he didn't really, he'd

01:51:44.160 never been on a ride and he never saw Star Wars.

01:51:48.800 He's five years old and he thought he got abducted by aliens.

01:51:51.340 So he legit, he started screaming, I want to go back to earth.

01:51:54.400 And it was so funny.

01:51:55.680 And like I saw, and I was told Steve Byrne that story as we were driving and he's like,

01:51:58.460 dude, you got to try that in the hour.

01:51:59.480 He's like, that's funny.

01:52:00.460 He's like, got to tell that story.

01:52:01.220 And I was like, what?

01:52:01.760 And then that night we were driving that night.

01:52:02.980 He's like, just tell it, just start telling it.

01:52:04.280 And I told it.

01:52:05.380 And then I just started in belt, like working it out and, you know, figuring out what a

01:52:08.580 punch is wearing.

01:52:09.040 It was, it's such a cool part, but I had never really talked about my kids at all.

01:52:13.060 And that was like, that's a really cool piece to add to the puzzle.

01:52:16.260 And a really cool way to do it.

01:52:18.100 Let's see just a, just a bit of it.

01:52:20.820 Big Star Wars ride.

01:52:22.060 Any other Star Wars fans up in here?

01:52:25.640 I got to go on that Star Wars ride that they built.

01:52:27.580 And if you don't know about it, they spent like hundreds of millions of dollars on this

01:52:30.600 ride.

01:52:30.940 It's basically a movie set.

01:52:32.100 It's unbelievable.

01:52:32.860 But it's also an immersive experience, which means everybody who works on the ride is in

01:52:37.140 character.

01:52:37.560 They play a character.

01:52:38.680 So when the ride starts, you're in the woods with all the rebels and they're moving you

01:52:41.440 down the line.

01:52:42.320 Thanks for joining the fight.

01:52:43.520 You go through the woods.

01:52:44.480 A big alarm sounds.

01:52:45.840 And they go, the first order's coming.

01:52:46.940 We got to get you out of here.

01:52:47.980 You turn the corner.

01:52:48.700 There's this humongous spaceship.

01:52:50.480 The doors open.

01:52:51.300 You get in with these big LED monitors all around you.

01:52:54.140 These 90 inch TVs.

01:52:55.260 Wow.

01:52:55.740 And you take off into outer space.

01:52:57.960 A battle begins.

01:52:58.740 You get sucked onto the Death Star.

01:53:00.280 And the next time the doors open, you're on the Death Star face to face with 100 animatronic

01:53:05.140 human sized stormtroopers with their guns pointed at you.

01:53:08.100 And I was like, this is the coolest thing ever.

01:53:10.040 Are you kidding me?

01:53:10.720 This is so cool.

01:53:11.440 What a cool experience for me.

01:53:12.820 Not for my five-year-old son, who's never seen a Star Wars film or been on a ride.

01:53:24.660 That's good, dude.

01:53:26.860 Wow.

01:53:27.420 That's hilarious, dude.

01:53:29.600 Yeah.

01:53:29.840 When you take it back and think about that.

01:53:31.700 Yeah.

01:53:32.120 I think he's going to think he was abducted.

01:53:36.160 Yeah, sure.

01:53:36.560 Later, he's going to be on a Netflix documentary. 0.97

01:53:38.800 Be like, I got sucked in his face. 1.00

01:53:40.880 And they sucked on my butt. 1.00

01:53:42.340 Why is it that everybody is taking a space? 1.00

01:53:44.580 Everybody gets there and probed.

01:53:47.160 Everybody. 1.00

01:53:47.800 What is so interesting about our assholes? 1.00

01:53:50.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:53:51.380 And we can't even see them, dude.

01:53:53.200 That's the scariest part.

01:53:54.220 That's right.

01:53:54.580 If all the information is there and you can't even see it. 0.99

01:53:58.740 That's the shit that just like, what are we fucking doing out here? 0.99

01:54:01.500 That's why they're the higher intelligence. 1.00

01:54:04.900 They got all the secrets we keep in our assholes. 1.00

01:54:07.340 Yeah, dude. 1.00

01:54:08.320 Meanwhile, we look at dogs like, look at these idiots. 1.00

01:54:10.300 They're all like reading each other's QR codes. 1.00

01:54:15.480 Oh, that's the devil's QR code right there, dude.

01:54:19.260 That's true, huh? 0.99

01:54:20.440 And you know, no two assholes are the same. 1.00

01:54:22.440 It's just like your fingerprints. 1.00

01:54:23.420 Same exact thing.

01:54:24.100 I don't know if that's true.

01:54:25.240 Really?

01:54:25.460 It's the 11th fingerprint, dude.

01:54:28.280 They call it that.

01:54:28.540 That's what they call it.

01:54:29.940 Yeah.

01:54:30.360 Maybe.

01:54:30.900 Google the 11th fingerprint.

01:54:32.140 See what it says.

01:54:35.780 I think, you know what?

01:54:38.240 It seems possible, but I don't know if that's a fact.

01:54:41.180 But also, how do you prove that? 0.99

01:54:42.220 You got to know everybody's asshole print? 0.99

01:54:43.840 Yeah. 1.00

01:54:44.360 What is the rarest fingerprint type?

01:54:46.800 Well, that's not it.

01:54:48.680 Arch.

01:54:50.080 Yeah.

01:54:50.680 Arch holes.

01:54:51.160 11th fingerprint.

01:54:55.640 I'll use the numbers.

01:54:56.300 I think you have to write it out.

01:54:57.320 E-L-E-V-N-T-H. 1.00

01:55:00.380 Yeah.

01:55:01.620 It's going to be one, two, three.

01:55:02.500 Dentist is going to tell us what to learn. 0.99

01:55:05.520 Oh, they're fucking hiding the truth again. 0.99

01:55:07.480 That's it. 0.99

01:55:07.760 Here it is, man.

01:55:09.180 We got to ask your neighbor.

01:55:11.320 Get the real news.

01:55:12.980 Yeah.

01:55:13.340 Wake up Spamoni.

01:55:14.540 Yeah.

01:55:14.740 Come on.

01:55:15.240 She's doing great, man.

01:55:16.280 Thanks.

01:55:16.680 Oh, she's doing great.

01:55:18.080 Joe Goddard, you got the new special, Messing with People.

01:55:20.780 Yep.

01:55:21.040 It's out now on YouTube.

01:55:22.140 It came out September 17th.

01:55:23.540 Yeah.

01:55:24.040 13th?

01:55:24.560 September 17th.

01:55:25.920 September 17th.

01:55:26.860 Yeah.

01:55:27.580 You have your new children's book, Barry.

01:55:29.720 Where's Barry?

01:55:30.460 Where's Barry?

01:55:31.080 Where's Barry?

01:55:31.560 Where's Barry?

01:55:31.600 Where's Barry came out.

01:55:32.340 And then I got, I'm on tour now on my new hour.

01:55:34.820 Let's get into it, tour.

01:55:36.040 And where is the, where's Barry?

01:55:38.420 What ages is it for?

01:55:39.520 It's four to eight.

01:55:40.540 It's a picture book.

01:55:41.400 Yeah.

01:55:42.520 Beautiful, man.

01:55:43.000 Or people who just one day want to have children.

01:55:44.940 You know, if they don't have kids now, it guarantees that you'll procreate, actually.

01:55:48.320 Really?

01:55:48.620 Yeah.

01:55:49.180 It's on the back flap.

01:55:50.780 It's the opposite of the thing for the rats.

01:55:54.780 So that's why the rats can't read it.

01:55:56.120 Hang on.

01:55:56.540 If you play it backwards on a record player, it says that.

01:55:58.380 You get blanket.

01:56:01.960 Yeah.

01:56:02.320 Thanks so much, man.

01:56:03.460 I appreciate you guys.

01:56:04.100 Shows coming up in Memphis, St. Louis, Indiana, Akron, Oklahoma, Texas.

01:56:11.080 Yeah.

01:56:11.200 I'm in Atlantic City, October, I think 19th.

01:56:14.500 Yeah, October 19th.

01:56:14.660 Wow.

01:56:14.800 You're doing a lot of shows.

01:56:16.200 Yeah.

01:56:16.600 Yeah.

01:56:16.960 I've been, you know, so I just kicked off the new tour.

01:56:18.760 So you know how it is.

01:56:19.460 You know, you get out there and do it.

01:56:21.020 Yeah.

01:56:21.260 I'm excited.

01:56:22.000 Yeah.

01:56:22.700 Well, dude, thanks so much for all the entertainment over the years, man.

01:56:25.900 You're the best.

01:56:26.480 Yeah.

01:56:26.620 It's always so great to see that.

01:56:27.480 It's been awesome.

01:56:27.780 And thanks for the nice gift.

01:56:28.680 You gave me a nice, like, it's like a, it's almost like this, it's like a counter puzzle

01:56:33.100 thing that you had sent to my room when we were in Milwaukee.

01:56:36.960 Yeah.

01:56:37.260 It was just thoughtful.

01:56:38.060 It had like a funny note on it.

01:56:39.280 But yeah, thanks for all the thoughtful humor over the years.

01:56:42.860 Congrats on the new special, man.

01:56:44.680 And yeah.

01:56:46.660 And you also have the podcast.

01:56:48.880 Yep.

01:56:49.700 Two Cool Moms. 0.99

01:56:50.900 Two Cool Moms with Steve Byrne.

01:56:51.940 With Steve Byrne.

01:56:52.580 Yeah.

01:56:52.660 You'll find that wherever you get to your podcast.

01:56:54.040 Thanks so much, dude, for hanging out.

01:56:55.460 You're the best.

01:56:56.000 I appreciate it.

01:56:56.520 Love you, buddy.

01:56:56.980 Love you, man.

01:56:57.400 Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:57:03.080 I must be cornerstone.

01:57:06.140 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:57:13.820 I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna take...

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - October 03, 2024

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